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Whoa. That's a rough start to the second half

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here. I had a little San Pellegrino. A little

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meat come up with that? We didn't have any jerky

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this time. Yeah, that was really good, by the

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way. That was very good. Are you out of it? Probably

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now. There's like one or two pieces left. You

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didn't make another batch for us? We're expecting

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a new batch every podcast. If you give me some

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meat, I'll do it. Oh. Give them your meat, Sean.

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You're going to have to stand there for about

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nine hours. It'll desiccate. So I fasted again.

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I started back up on that program, and I had

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dinner Sunday, and then Monday I didn't eat,

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and then I ate tonight right before I got here.

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It was probably about 4 o 'clock, actually. And

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I made a compilation of stuff. It's just insane.

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cut up an onion, leftover Brussels sprouts, coleslaw.

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So you're just a gas machine. A can of tuna.

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All right. Like a tuna casserole you make? Well,

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I put it in a pan, and I was heating it up, and

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I had a little water to kind of keep it going.

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Probably stunk. Some garlic cloves, like four

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garlic cloves in there. Why? Why'd you do all

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this? Because it's healthy. Okay. Yeah. And there

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was something else I put in there. I'm trying

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to remember. Oh, liverwurst. That's healthy?

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No. No, it's not. But out of the fat that you

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needed. That one broke the mold, huh? Well, there

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was a little bit left in the fridge. And I was

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like, I don't want to make a sandwich. So I'll

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just dump it in there. That's what I did. Did

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it stake the whole house up? Nobody's home. You

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know, they're coming home tonight going. Oh,

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they'll be doing that tonight when this stuff

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starts percolating. What in the hell happened

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in here? Sean. Well, my wife, she's going to

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go upset. I don't know, man. I feel bad. She's

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in pain. Actually, I don't even know she's in

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pain. Is she a staunch no -pain -killer person?

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No, she's not. I couldn't remember. I guess she

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has a high tolerance to pain. I don't know for

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sure, but she doesn't like taking them. Nobody

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likes taking them. Well, some people do. She

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got hydrocodone and five milligram pills. I don't

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know if that's good or bad. Oh, that's bad. Drugs.

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I don't like taking hydrocodone because it works

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adversely on me. It makes you hurt? It wires

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me. It makes me hurt. I don't understand, Doc.

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The pain is worse. Yes, amplify it. More then.

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You need more. No, it wires me. I remember I

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had my wisdom teeth taken out and I got the medicine

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and I was like, this stuff will knock you out.

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You'll be on the couch for the rest of the day.

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I get home and I'm just like, Fuck, man, I'm

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cleaning, moving shit, doing stuff. It's like,

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I got to do more. I got to do more. And Tara's

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like, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? I

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tell you what, I can see why that stuff is dangerous,

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though. When I had my shoulder surgery and I

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would pop one of those and I would just kind

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of levitate like three inches off the bed and

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I didn't have a care in the world and I was so

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relaxed. I was like, dude, this shit. Could definitely

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be dangerous. What is OxyContin compared to that?

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I think it's kind of the same thing. It's similar,

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I believe. Yeah. They're barbiturates, aren't

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they? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I know

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when I had my shoulder surgery, I took one Percocet,

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and I couldn't tell anything. So I was like,

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I'm not taking this anymore. I took one. Then

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I just lived on Tylenol. Well, yours was a little

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more substantial. You had a vagina in your arm

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for a while. That's true. That's true, and it

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was hard to stay away from it. Second half of

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the Dudes Like Us podcast. It's August 26th.

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A vagina in my shoulder. Really? The V word came

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out. At Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And

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I'm Jeff. And you've got a vagina on your shoulder.

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You know what? Doesn't every guy want one? No,

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but it was actually your photo on my phone for

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the longest time. It may have changed. I'll never

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know because it won't work. It never freaking

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works when I want it to. Yes. Let me see here.

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Nope, it's still the same. That's great. Yeah,

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it's quite ugly. This is the crevice between

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my, yes. There you go. God, that's so nasty.

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Yeah, there you go. It's so impossibly nasty.

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Yeah. It's all inflamed labia. All right. So

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what it is, is the crevice between your, you

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know, your chest and your, and the top of your

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front pit. And that's where he went in to reattached

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my bicep to the top of the shoulder. Correct.

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And God, that is a nasty. I mean, and that was

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right after it happened. It's all yellow and

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purple. Oh, it's in flame. Yeah, it's just nice

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and pink and bulbous. Oh, and blood was seeping

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in between the stitches. There's stitches everywhere.

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Yes, very moist. Yes, yes. It's very disgusting.

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And yeah, it looked like a sewed up cooter. It

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looked like a vagina. Because your armpit pubes

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were coming out? Yeah. It's like, yeah. Yeah,

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that was really gross. You're like, thanks, doc.

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All right, anyway. All right, so the new thing

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this week is a jam -packed college schedule.

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I am very excited. Yes, college football. Let's

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go. I'm a huge college football fan, and I see

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that Cincinnati Bearcats are playing Thursday.

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I may try to watch that. Yeah, and so, okay,

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hold on. So is this, there's already been a.

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Iowa State beat Kansas State. Yeah, I was going

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to say, some of this already started. But this

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is really the first full weekend. Is that the

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deal here? They played in Ireland? Yes. I didn't

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know that. Yeah, they did. Oh, that's an expensive

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trip. It's going all the way to Ireland? And

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apparently they didn't have yard markers or something.

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Did you hear that? Not the scandal about this,

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but they were like, yeah, they didn't have yard

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markers. What are yard markers? Like first down?

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Yeah. Well, yeah, like the 30, 31, 32. Yeah,

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I don't know. Weird. They come from China. It's

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probably good they're quicker. I just saw a quick

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headline on it, and I was like, well, what was

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the big deal about that? Let's see what it says

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here. I don't know. There's no lines. I guess

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there was no lines on the field. It was like

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sucker. I guess. Let's see here. What do we got?

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Anything? Nothing? Anywhere? No. All right. Well,

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maybe that wasn't a thing. But I'm very, very

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excited. There's actually a, I mean, more excited

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about, there's a big game this weekend, Ohio

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State versus Texas. Oh, big game. Yeah, and I

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appreciate when these big schools, regardless,

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I'm an Ohio State fan, but regardless, I like

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when these big schools play other big schools

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at the very beginning of the year. And this game

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is going to matter so much. It does, because

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it matters for both of them. You know, whoever

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loses is going to have one loss, and sometimes

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that's a huge thing. You've got to crawl out

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from that. Yeah, but typically that one loss

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against that big school is seen as a... positive

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compared to other losses, though. How many times

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did they say, man, if we had played them later

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in the season, you know what I mean? It would

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have been totally different. Well, last time,

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Texas, they've done this maybe about five, six

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years ago. Texas beat Ohio State. And then Ohio

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State went on a big run, and that's what they

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were saying then. I was like, we could have beat

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them now. Exactly, because we're on a roll. So

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this is the debut of, I know he's played before,

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right? Archie Manning. But this is, and he's

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now fully, The starter. Correct. And this is

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the debut of that. Yeah. So that's nice. I don't

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know where they're playing. I think they're in

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Texas this time. They were in Ohio State last

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year. Or last time. Do you think he feels the

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pressure that is on him? It has got to be. Well,

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it depends. I mean, everybody's talking about

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it, right? Well, his grandfather, I think, did

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a good job on his boys to prepare them. Yes.

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Right? Because he had two good ones, right? Maybe

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he's doing the same with Arch? I'm hoping so.

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But can you imagine? What is he, 19, 20? He's

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probably 20 at this point because this is his

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third year at Texas. I mean, just imagine your

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son at 20 years old who's, you know, being talked

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about as like the second coming, right? I mean,

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just crazy. He's 20. Yeah, I mean. So whose son

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is this? Archie Manning. Peyton Manning's cousin

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or nephew or something like that? Yeah, he's

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not. Yeah, he's not Peyton's son or Eli's son.

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It's another Archie man. It's one of their. It's

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the third brother. Yeah, there's three brothers.

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It's the third brother's son. Okay. And he is

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starting for Texas and he is like, you know.

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He's supposed to be. Incredibly hyped. Yeah.

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He's big too, isn't he? Isn't he tall? I think

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so. Like eight foot. Eight foot. Six four. Six

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four. Yeah, it's exciting. Six four is pretty

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big. That's the. That height and weight is stereotypical

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QB. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm excited to watch it.

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I'll watch that game. When is it? Is that on

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Saturday? It's on Saturday at 11 a .m. Yeah.

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Nice. All right. I'll definitely keep it. So

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there's games Thursday. There's games Friday.

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There's games Saturday. There's games Sunday.

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And there's a Monday game, too, because there's

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no NFL yet. That's right. Okay. So is there the

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final preseason game? Or are they taking a week

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off before the season starts? There's only three

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preseason games now. Okay, so there's nothing

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happening NFL -wise. No. Beautiful. And then

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we're doing the draft on Monday. Yes. Very nice.

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Yes. At my house. Yeah, at my house. Anybody

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bringing foods? You know what? We need to talk

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about that. I thought maybe we'd do breakfast

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tacos or something. Like for... Taco Cabana?

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Rudy's. No. Taco Cabana? Yeah, they do great

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breakfast tacos. Oh, do they? I don't know. I've

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never had them. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's like

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a... A common work thing. Like people bring in

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breakfast tacos on Fridays. Oh, Taco Cabana.

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There used to be one on Preston, right? Yeah,

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there did. Where are we going to get that from,

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though? There's none around anymore, is there?

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There's one down in Waxahachie. All right, I'll

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leave Sunday. Be back in time. I think there's

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one in the Colony. I mean, it wouldn't be that

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far. Oh, is there? We can look it up. Rudy's

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has good breakfast tacos, too. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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true. They're expensive, though. Yeah, they are

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expensive. Everything at Rudy's is expensive.

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Yeah, it is. They just put together Blackstone.

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Ooh. And cook for you guys? No, that's not going

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to happen. Get up like it's 7? Screw that. I

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mean, just a bunch of eggs, sausage, ham. Still

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too much work. Bacon. Biscuits, gravy. Way too

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much work. You'll be up at like six anyway. I'm

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hungry. Keep going. There's got to be something

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else you can throw in there. Some gravies. Some

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grits. Yeah. Ooh, I like grits. And they're like,

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you guys go ahead and draft. I'll stay out here

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and finish this. I'll make my grits special with

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lime. What is the, pull up the top 25. I have

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not seen who the top 25 are. I'm curious to see.

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who's listed this year. And where is A &M listed

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on that? A &M's in the top 25. Are they? I did

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read that, yes. That's good. I think they're

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number one. Could be. Yeah, poor Preston. I don't

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think so. Preston, my son, in A &M, he wanted

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to be on the football team this year. He was

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emailing the coaches, like all the coaches. I

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was snooping on his Gmail account. Oh, really?

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Years ago, though. No, this was recent. Oh, really?

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I didn't log into his email account. He got on

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my computer, and it timed out now. But my point

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is he was emailing the coaches every day. Damn.

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Hey, my name is Preston, et cetera, et cetera,

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et cetera. And, dude, they're just not doing

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it. There's no walk -ons this year. They changed

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that program up. Oh, wow. Effective this year

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only. Preston's like, what the fuck? That's his

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dream. It'd be anybody's dream. It's just like,

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ah, dang. Did he ever get a response? Zero. They

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get hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of emails.

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It's got to be thousands. Yeah. Of kids that

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want to go to college? Yes. And play football

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for them? Yes. Yeah, but you would think that,

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you know, after emailing them every day. You

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need to email. He probably did, but he needed

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to email all the little assistant coaches. Yeah,

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he was doing that too. Or the athletic director.

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Yeah. He was emailing everyone. Yeah. You know,

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and he had personal. It doesn't matter. It just.

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You know, with Preston, it's just a compilation

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of errors, you know, that his whole delay getting

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into the school, you know, had he gotten in,

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you know, without making that mistake, you know,

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he could have probably walked on. It'll always

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be a regret. I know. You know, I mean, it doesn't

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matter to me, but it matters to him. And I know

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he's feeling it, but. That's too bad. It is.

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But, you know, anyway, so A &M, they're going

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to do well this year. They're on the top 25,

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right? They're in 19. All right, here's a quick

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rundown here. Number one is Texas, then Penn

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State, Ohio State, Clemson, Georgia, Notre Dame,

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Oregon, Alabama, LSU, Miami, Arizona State. So

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these are all pretty typical top teams. Wow,

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look at number 12, Illinois. That surprises me.

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That is an interesting one. All right. South

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Carolina is usually there. Michigan, Florida,

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SMU. Dude, SMU, they've come on, man. Last year,

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they were really good, weren't they? Yeah, they

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actually were close to being in the playoffs,

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I think. Yes. That's a nice thing to see after

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they've been gone for decades because of their

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death penalty. Right. No, for real. Yeah, I remember

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that. Yeah. Because of that story, they said

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they would never do that again. It destroyed

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their program for decades. All right, then you

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got, let's see, Kansas State, Oklahoma, Texas

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A &M, Indiana, Ole Miss. Damn, man. Iowa State,

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Texas Tech. Texas Tech's in there? Nice. Usually

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you don't see them in football. It has been a

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while. I'm surprised Oklahoma's in there because

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they were not good last year. Look how far Tennessee

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dropped, all the way to 24. I thought Tennessee

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was pretty solid, too. They were decent last

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year. I think they're QB left, though. How many

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football teams do they have? Hundreds. 100. 150.

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130 something. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to get into

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that top 25, man. But you guys know this. In

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the first two weeks, that list goes crazy. Yeah.

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A lot of people drop out. A lot of people come

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in. All that kind of stuff. They get hurt. Yeah.

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So scroll up again real quick. Go back down to

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the next one down. FCS. I'm looking at those.

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Yeah, Sacramento, Lehigh. Scroll down a little

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bit. What is that? Stephen F. Austin. That's

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what I thought I saw. That's who Brandon played

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for. So these are the next tier. That's the FCS,

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yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's a ton

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of them I don't recognize. North Dakota State,

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you know them. They're always down here in Frisco.

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Yeah, they always play in Frisco. Yeah. That's

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crazy. Tarleton, that's here in Texas. Montana,

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that's in Virginia. Jeff's lava lamp looks like

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it has an abortion. It's just... That is pretty...

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Yeah, it was crazy. What's going on with that?

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It's a placenta. All right, so then... So the

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NFL starts not this weekend, but the weekend

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after that. Thursday. Actually, it starts Thursday.

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Oh, that's the Hall of Fame game or something

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like that? I don't know. Whatever they call that

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first game. Yeah. I don't even know who's playing

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the first game. Have you guys done anything for

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the draft at all? It's Cowboys -Eagles. I've

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thought about it. Thought about it? Yeah. So

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that is some paying attention to players or teams.

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I haven't watched a single game. Well, I haven't

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watched a game either in the preseason. Not even

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the Cowboys. I haven't watched anything because

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I'm kind of like, I don't even. I tried watching.

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The preseason games are so painful to watch unless

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you have a vested interest in one of the players.

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Yes. Agreed. They're extremely difficult because,

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at least the Cowboys, they just run a standard

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vanilla offense. Right. And the players, I'm

00:16:05.399 --> 00:16:06.980
not saying they're bad, but they are not up to

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par because they made the NFL. Right. Right.

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At least to this degree. And they're just trying

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not to get hurt. Well, not just that. Well, these

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guys are trying to prove themselves. So they're

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playing all out. Yeah, they're trying to make

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the team. They're trying to make the team. So

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they're going all out. But, you know, they're

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still extremely skilled, but they're just not

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to the level of an NFL player. Right. You know,

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they're really good in college. They just can't

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make that step. The quality's not good. The offense

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is not good. And the quarterback for the Cowboys,

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what's his name? Who was playing? Joe Milton?

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I don't know about him. I don't know if he's

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going to. Like if Dak goes down, Cowboys are

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done. Oh, he's your second string? Yep. Oh, damn.

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That's not good. If you don't feel good about

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your second string, that's not good at all. No.

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Considering how Dak gets hurt a lot, too. He

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does. So what did you guys think of the, remember

00:16:55.049 --> 00:16:58.669
the Sanders controversy? He was. Oh, the Deion

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Sanders son? Yes. Oh, the one that got. Well,

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he got, he got, so he did not play well. He got

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cut. No, no, no, the quarterback. I'm talking

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about the quarterback. His other son got cut.

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Yes, his other son got cut. He was the one that

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threw the punch. Yep. And they said, damn, we're

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not doing this. Yep. And waved his ass the next

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day. You're going, yeah. Waved him crazy. But

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anyway, you know, the quarterback, he was, you

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know, did not look good in the last preseason

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game. Should do her. Yeah, should do her. And

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then he was. getting ready to get on the field

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to do the two -minute drill to try to win the

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game or whatever, and they pulled him, and they

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put in Huntley. He got cut. Yeah, and then that

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guy ended up getting cut. And they were like,

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you know, trying to sabotage his career and not

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giving him a chance to get up the quarterback,

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you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean,

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all these people were freaking out, including

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Kurt Warner. And he was like, I would have liked

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to see him in the two -minute drill. Why would

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they do that? They didn't give him a chance.

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And I was like. Well, why is he so special wanting

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to get all these extra things over anyone else?

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Right. Yeah. That's the thing. Why is he getting

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all these preferential treatments? It's the coach's

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job to groom his guys and test them the way he

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wants to test them. Right. Yeah, it's his call.

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It's a fucking preseason game. They're looking

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at what they want to look at. I agree. But, you

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know, it's all the drama with the draft, right?

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The fact that he slipped. He slipped so far.

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And they felt that he was disrespected. Yes.

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And then they're like, everybody wants to see

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him just like light it up because he's that talented.

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I don't think he can light it up. I don't think

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he's that talented either. We'll see what happens.

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Maybe I'm totally eat my words. Well, I don't

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know. And I'm not rooting against him. I don't

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want anybody to think I'm rooting against him.

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But, I mean, there was so much hype. And the

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Buffaloes were not good. And, you know, the whole

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Dion thing is just kind of nauseating to me.

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The influence of the father and how he was talking

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to teams and, you know, when it came to, like,

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who was going to draft him. And I'm just like,

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the whole thing is just gross to me. Well, I

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know, go back to the other one, Shiloh. How big

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is he? Because when Brandon was playing Pop Warner

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in the Frisco Football League, he played against

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Shiloh and Deion's team. And Shiloh was, at the

00:19:13.269 --> 00:19:16.569
time, oh, so. Yeah, so everyone caught up to

00:19:16.569 --> 00:19:18.329
him. At the time, Shiloh was the biggest kid

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on the field. Right. You know, when you're 12,

00:19:20.690 --> 00:19:24.589
13, or however old he was, 11. And basically

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all they did was hand him the ball, and he ran

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out, and he'd score. And nobody could stop him

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because he was super fast. Yeah, he was the biggest

00:19:29.410 --> 00:19:31.630
kid, you know. He was fast at the time. Well,

00:19:31.710 --> 00:19:33.769
everyone caught up to him, and I think he kind

00:19:33.769 --> 00:19:39.589
of— Wasn't all that special. Right. And I think,

00:19:39.609 --> 00:19:43.269
you know, we coached together. You know, Deion

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was the coach at the time. of the Pop Warner

00:19:46.019 --> 00:19:50.359
team here in Frisco. Right. So, you know, when

00:19:50.359 --> 00:19:54.339
his kids graduate, went from the Pop Warner to

00:19:54.339 --> 00:19:58.180
high school, Deion created the high school. Remember

00:19:58.180 --> 00:20:02.940
that? Yes. To coach his sons there. And then

00:20:02.940 --> 00:20:05.220
he went, when they went to college, he went to

00:20:05.220 --> 00:20:10.180
college, Jackson State, where I think Shiloh

00:20:10.180 --> 00:20:15.200
was quarterback. And then he went to, Colorado,

00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:17.380
that's where both his sons were. So he's moving

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with his kids. And coaching them all along the

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way. And coaching them from the time they were

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8, 9, 10, 11 years old through middle school

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because that, I think it was called the Truth

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School or something like that. Right. And then

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that was the high school and then he moved up

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to college with them. Different college, had

00:20:38.240 --> 00:20:40.579
both his kids there. And I don't think he's long

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at Colorado now because... I think his main goal

00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:46.940
was, I want to coach my kids. Unless he's been

00:20:46.940 --> 00:20:48.779
wrong with that, but he just needs to admit it.

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I think there is something wrong with that. I

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see something wrong with that whole picture.

00:20:52.019 --> 00:20:56.119
Well, I think he does more. I coach my son in

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soccer and baseball and stuff like that. Right.

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Now, I think he went over the top a little bit.

00:21:01.460 --> 00:21:03.500
You think? Where he would. All of high school

00:21:03.500 --> 00:21:05.559
and two different colleges just to coach his

00:21:05.559 --> 00:21:09.160
sons. Right, right. And I think, especially with

00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:12.150
Deion's health. This is just me thinking. This

00:21:12.150 --> 00:21:14.210
is probably his last year at Colorado. Oh, you

00:21:14.210 --> 00:21:16.289
think? Yeah. You remember when they went 3 -0

00:21:16.289 --> 00:21:18.329
and everybody was like, oh, my God, Deion is

00:21:18.329 --> 00:21:20.529
the greatest college coach of all time, and look

00:21:20.529 --> 00:21:22.890
how he's turned that program around. And then

00:21:22.890 --> 00:21:27.410
I think they went 1 -411 after that. Yeah. I

00:21:27.410 --> 00:21:31.109
bet Deion is trying to get on an NFL team somewhere.

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Oh, guaranteed. So he can try to pull his boys

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onto that team. Oh, gross. That's what I'm saying.

00:21:36.430 --> 00:21:38.779
This whole thing is sick. I bet. That's my theory.

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What I hate about this is maybe I do feel like

00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.960
some people that hate Deion Sanders are not a

00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:48.440
fan of him. I shouldn't say hate. But they kind

00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:50.900
of want the boys to struggle. They want the boys

00:21:50.900 --> 00:21:53.559
to not be successful to get back at that whole

00:21:53.559 --> 00:21:55.920
story. And I don't think that's good. I don't

00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:57.119
think that's good. I mean, if these kids are

00:21:57.119 --> 00:22:00.640
talented and they have a chance, I hope they

00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:02.299
do well. Well, I don't think they need to be

00:22:02.299 --> 00:22:06.720
given any extra to... achieve it. They need to

00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:08.720
be just like everyone else. They don't need to

00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:11.099
have any special treatment. Like, they were pissed

00:22:11.099 --> 00:22:13.579
off that Shiloh got pulled. Right. Why? Well,

00:22:13.619 --> 00:22:15.380
they wanted to see what Tyrone Huntley could

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do because they need to make a decision on him.

00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:18.660
Well, you know what's funny? He led them to a

00:22:18.660 --> 00:22:20.960
game -winning field goal. Huntley did. And then

00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:23.339
they got him. Right. It's like, what was the

00:22:23.339 --> 00:22:25.119
point of that? Right. Well, they needed to see

00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:26.940
something. I mean, they said, alright, we saw

00:22:26.940 --> 00:22:28.920
enough of Shiloh. Tyrone, you get in there. I

00:22:28.920 --> 00:22:30.460
need to see what you can do with this. Right.

00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:34.039
to maybe it's between Shiloh and Tyrone at that

00:22:34.039 --> 00:22:35.759
point. You know the other thing they might have

00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:37.400
been thinking is that they knew they were going

00:22:37.400 --> 00:22:40.220
to cut Huntley, and he's a quality individual.

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I'm just kind of making up this stuff, right?

00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:44.299
But they love him. He's been a part of the organization,

00:22:44.559 --> 00:22:47.519
and they want him to look good, give him a chance

00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:49.700
to look good so that somebody else picks him

00:22:49.700 --> 00:22:51.680
up. That could be. That could be. It wouldn't

00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:54.299
surprise me. They do that kind of stuff. They

00:22:54.299 --> 00:22:55.960
didn't put him in the two -minute drill, and

00:22:55.960 --> 00:22:57.680
they put Huntley instead. That's what I was thinking.

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I was thinking they probably knew they were going

00:23:00.210 --> 00:23:04.109
to cut him. It's like, look, he's the low man

00:23:04.109 --> 00:23:07.069
in the totem pole. If he shines here, then we'll

00:23:07.069 --> 00:23:10.250
do some reconsideration. Otherwise, this is it.

00:23:11.829 --> 00:23:18.109
Regarding the NFL and the cheerleaders. Oh, yes.

00:23:18.549 --> 00:23:21.269
Very nice. They apparently are upgrading the

00:23:21.269 --> 00:23:24.759
cheerleader squad now. This is Minnesota. Currently

00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:29.579
over 10 male NFL cheerleaders. What? Yeah, they've

00:23:29.579 --> 00:23:33.799
got teams like Baltimore Ravens, Carolina Panthers,

00:23:33.980 --> 00:23:36.759
Indianapolis Colts. This is all new? The Chiefs,

00:23:36.759 --> 00:23:39.460
the Rams, the Vikings, the Patriots, the Saints,

00:23:39.619 --> 00:23:41.440
the Eagles, the 49ers, the Buccaneers, and the

00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:46.359
Titans. Okay, hold on. Go ahead. Every year we

00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:48.440
go to a football game, and for the last two years

00:23:48.440 --> 00:23:50.519
I'm like, why are there dudes dancing with the

00:23:50.519 --> 00:23:52.970
dance team? We went to the Patriots. We saw them

00:23:52.970 --> 00:23:54.670
there. You just said that. We went to the 49ers

00:23:54.670 --> 00:23:57.390
game. We saw them there, too. So we need to make

00:23:57.390 --> 00:24:00.329
a distinction. There are male cheerleaders in

00:24:00.329 --> 00:24:02.990
college. Correct. And they're the ones that are

00:24:02.990 --> 00:24:06.170
wearing male outfits, and they're lifting up

00:24:06.170 --> 00:24:07.509
the girls. Well, they're the base, the people

00:24:07.509 --> 00:24:08.829
who throw the chicks up in the air. Yeah, they

00:24:08.829 --> 00:24:11.930
throw the chicks up in the air, and they're manly.

00:24:12.470 --> 00:24:15.029
Yeah, they're manly men. They're not sashaying

00:24:15.029 --> 00:24:17.509
around. Correct. They're not feminine. They're

00:24:17.509 --> 00:24:20.859
not. boys that are acting like girls and being

00:24:20.859 --> 00:24:23.799
feminine. They're not doing the same dance as

00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:26.059
the girls. Right. Shaking the hips. Yeah, never.

00:24:27.420 --> 00:24:30.500
See, in college, they're part of the cheer squad.

00:24:31.539 --> 00:24:33.920
Correct. There's a difference. That's not what

00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:37.759
these guys are doing. They're there to basically

00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:42.240
the tumbling, the acrobatics, team dynamics.

00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:46.380
Yes. Lifting and that's their role. But this

00:24:46.380 --> 00:24:50.019
one is not the case. These are male that are

00:24:50.019 --> 00:24:52.099
out there dancing and boogieing with the women.

00:24:52.259 --> 00:24:53.759
Well, that's totally the case for Minnesota.

00:24:53.779 --> 00:24:56.599
But is that the case for all the other teams

00:24:56.599 --> 00:25:00.980
that you're talking about? Over 10 male NFL cheerleaders.

00:25:00.980 --> 00:25:03.160
Okay, but that doesn't mean they're being all

00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:06.240
flamboyant. Yes, it does. Pull it up, Mr. Producer.

00:25:06.500 --> 00:25:10.200
Okay. They are. I mean, look, these guys, every

00:25:10.200 --> 00:25:13.079
single one of them, their butane is on high because

00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:16.240
they are flaming. Oh, no. There was even a trans

00:25:16.240 --> 00:25:20.380
one in Carolina. No, no, no. Do they not understand

00:25:20.380 --> 00:25:22.880
the audience? Do they not understand? This is

00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:24.259
like Bud Light all over again. Look at that.

00:25:24.339 --> 00:25:26.059
The male Vikings. Go to the one on the right.

00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:29.700
Hi, guys. I mean, what is that all about? It's

00:25:29.700 --> 00:25:31.779
not necessary. Look at the guy standing with

00:25:31.779 --> 00:25:34.500
his hands on his hips and his... You know, hips.

00:25:34.819 --> 00:25:37.319
And part of me also kind of feels. I don't get

00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:40.359
it. Like I'm being a dick about feeling this

00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:42.640
way because maybe it's change, you know, but

00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:47.799
it's like. My argument is that the typical male

00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:51.539
fan of the NFL does not want to see this. But

00:25:51.539 --> 00:25:54.000
what are the videos on? I don't want to be painful.

00:25:54.099 --> 00:25:55.880
Yeah, let's do it. We got to suffer through it.

00:25:56.380 --> 00:25:59.900
Let's just see if it's as bad as we think it

00:25:59.900 --> 00:26:02.640
is. Jeff, put your pants back on. Oh, look at

00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:05.980
this guy. Is this the Vikings guy? Yeah, he's

00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:09.059
the Vikings guy. Let's watch it. One, two. He

00:26:09.059 --> 00:26:11.440
does a little backflip. The Vikings face backlash

00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:13.960
after two male litter cheerleaders join the team.

00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:17.720
It's on mute. Oh, he's doing his... You know

00:26:17.720 --> 00:26:20.900
how when the girls... You know how when the girls

00:26:20.900 --> 00:26:23.700
bend over and they flip their hair back? You

00:26:23.700 --> 00:26:25.900
know what I mean? That's what he just did. With

00:26:25.900 --> 00:26:28.680
no hair. Oh, has he got a wig on now? Is that

00:26:28.680 --> 00:26:31.000
a mustache? There's two of them. Oh, my God.

00:26:31.380 --> 00:26:36.299
He's got lip balm on. His name is Napoleon. And

00:26:36.299 --> 00:26:39.920
look, whatever. It doesn't matter to me. I just

00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:44.160
don't want to see it. I know. It's like, I don't

00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:46.039
want to watch dudes kiss. I don't want to watch

00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:47.960
this. Come on. And you know the sad thing about

00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:51.400
this? There's no way we can express our opinions

00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:56.900
about this without it being totally. You're homophobe.

00:26:57.559 --> 00:27:01.059
Received as bigoted, homophobe, hateful. None

00:27:01.059 --> 00:27:03.839
of us are homophobes. We just have a preference.

00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:06.500
Hey, man, you go, because look, sexuality is

00:27:06.500 --> 00:27:10.220
completely private and personal. Heterosexual

00:27:10.220 --> 00:27:12.299
people shouldn't be mugging down in public. They

00:27:12.299 --> 00:27:14.940
shouldn't be being sexual in public. Same goes

00:27:14.940 --> 00:27:17.960
with gay folks. I don't care. Do whatever you

00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.609
want to do in private, but I don't know. this

00:27:20.609 --> 00:27:23.569
is republicans are losing their shit over male

00:27:23.569 --> 00:27:27.549
males yeah but you know part of me is kind of

00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:29.650
up in arms about this and i can't help the way

00:27:29.650 --> 00:27:32.029
i feel about it but i will tell you that i'm

00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:36.009
i'm at least compassionate i'm at least forgiving

00:27:36.009 --> 00:27:39.210
i'm passive about it it's just like hey man look

00:27:39.210 --> 00:27:43.299
i get it they're there I'll accept it. I just

00:27:43.299 --> 00:27:45.420
don't want it. If I had a vote, I'd vote no.

00:27:45.619 --> 00:27:48.039
I'm kind of with you. I really don't care, but

00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:50.900
what I'm witnessing is a Bud Light moment. It's

00:27:50.900 --> 00:27:53.640
like, come on, NFL. I think they've been around

00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:56.420
for a few years now. You know what I mean? Yeah,

00:27:56.460 --> 00:27:59.259
at least two, if not a couple more. But you know

00:27:59.259 --> 00:28:01.579
what I'm saying. They snuck it under the radar

00:28:01.579 --> 00:28:04.720
in a couple of weeks. Last year they had seven

00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:08.609
teams, and this year they have 12. It's just

00:28:08.609 --> 00:28:11.450
a disconnect with the fans, but whatever. Maybe

00:28:11.450 --> 00:28:15.529
we're in the minority here. I don't know. I don't

00:28:15.529 --> 00:28:18.089
know. Okay, it doesn't matter. I don't know.

00:28:19.500 --> 00:28:22.039
Yeah, you know, I'm not – and look, they don't

00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:25.240
show a whole lot of these cheerleaders on the

00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:27.299
TV anyways. I mean, usually they're just passing.

00:28:27.380 --> 00:28:29.640
But really, you see them when you go to the game.

00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:31.440
I mean, that was kind of a big deal. You go out

00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:33.000
there and like, oh, he's going. And you're like,

00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:34.119
there's a game on you. You're like, oh, this

00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:35.700
one's in front of me. I get to watch her all

00:28:35.700 --> 00:28:38.160
day. Now he's in front of me. And you're just

00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:39.059
watching that the whole time. Now you've got

00:28:39.059 --> 00:28:40.960
the guy in front of you. They rotate every quarter.

00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:42.779
They do a little rotation. Yeah, they do. Oh,

00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:44.400
you're right. Okay. They do. They do move around.

00:28:44.500 --> 00:28:45.779
So you get a nice little circulation. But Sean

00:28:45.779 --> 00:28:48.569
just keeps going wherever the guy goes. He's

00:28:48.569 --> 00:28:50.390
like, I'm going to move over there. Yeah, it's

00:28:50.390 --> 00:28:54.089
weird. Anyway, that is a disappointing thing.

00:28:54.230 --> 00:28:56.849
One of the topics I want to talk about, because

00:28:56.849 --> 00:28:59.809
I know Sean is big into this, and I want to get

00:28:59.809 --> 00:29:01.349
his opinion. He may already know about this.

00:29:03.369 --> 00:29:07.450
There's a lawsuit out there against Amazon about

00:29:07.450 --> 00:29:11.250
buying movies. Because when you're up there,

00:29:11.329 --> 00:29:12.109
you're like, oh, I like the movie, I'm going

00:29:12.109 --> 00:29:14.690
to buy it. Yes, and you're allowed to watch it

00:29:14.690 --> 00:29:18.779
forever. That is incorrect. Oh, really? You are

00:29:18.779 --> 00:29:23.519
buying a license to view it for as long as Amazon

00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:28.859
has that movie. So if, let's say, Star Wars,

00:29:29.059 --> 00:29:30.180
I don't know, I'm just throwing it out there.

00:29:30.220 --> 00:29:32.160
Star Wars, Amazon has the rights to that now.

00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:34.920
You're like, I'm going to buy this. All of a

00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:36.880
sudden, Disney goes, I'm pulling Star Wars from

00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:38.279
Amazon. I'm going to give it to Netflix now.

00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:42.200
You lose that movie. Oh, not cool. They will

00:29:42.200 --> 00:29:45.460
delete it. That's the lawsuit, huh? That's the

00:29:45.460 --> 00:29:49.609
lawsuit. Simple solution. I mean, they're making

00:29:49.609 --> 00:29:52.609
enough money. Just reimburse them the money.

00:29:52.789 --> 00:29:54.130
Hey, look, we're sorry. We don't have the rights

00:29:54.130 --> 00:29:58.329
for it anymore. Well, you spent your, I don't

00:29:58.329 --> 00:30:01.250
know, $10 so you could view it. It was a license.

00:30:01.349 --> 00:30:03.150
You're buying a license to view it. That's what

00:30:03.150 --> 00:30:04.779
you're buying. Right. Because I got a bunch.

00:30:05.140 --> 00:30:06.920
That's what I know. I got Lord of the Rings.

00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:10.279
I got all the Harry Potters. I got tons and tons

00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:12.140
of movies on there. Well, Amazon just dropped

00:30:12.140 --> 00:30:14.559
all of those. Well, look, seriously. I mean,

00:30:14.579 --> 00:30:17.279
if they drop it, they really should set up a

00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.859
refund. You know, because they make shitloads

00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:22.359
of money. Who do they fucking care? They're not

00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:23.839
going to give money back. I can tell you that.

00:30:24.099 --> 00:30:25.559
It's probably the right thing to do, but they're

00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:26.420
not going to give you money back. They can give

00:30:26.420 --> 00:30:28.000
you tokens. They can say, hey, look, we're not

00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:29.559
going to reimburse you, but we'll give you a

00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:30.700
credit to go buy some other movies. Maybe that's

00:30:30.700 --> 00:30:33.910
what comes out of this lawsuit. Yeah. I don't

00:30:33.910 --> 00:30:35.730
know. It would make sense. You'll get 50 % off

00:30:35.730 --> 00:30:38.309
your next movie. Or they may go, because what

00:30:38.309 --> 00:30:40.049
it is, because when you see it, it says, buy

00:30:40.049 --> 00:30:42.430
movie, right? Right. Sean just shat himself,

00:30:42.589 --> 00:30:45.869
by the way. I'll make sure I enhance that. What

00:30:45.869 --> 00:30:48.589
are you talking about? I felt the rumble. Yeah.

00:30:48.869 --> 00:30:51.690
That was not me. And I think in the terms and

00:30:51.690 --> 00:30:55.250
conditions, it says, this is a license to view

00:30:55.250 --> 00:30:57.190
this movie, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:57.210 --> 00:30:59.269
Right. Don't say buy. Right. So it says buy movie.

00:30:59.369 --> 00:31:00.789
So people are like, oh, I'm buying this movie.

00:31:00.849 --> 00:31:02.789
I can do it. But then. They don't have the rights

00:31:02.789 --> 00:31:05.630
anymore, and their movie goes away. It's a movie

00:31:05.630 --> 00:31:08.750
subscription while available. Correct. 100%.

00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:12.529
Okay. Well, there you go. Like I said, Sean,

00:31:12.630 --> 00:31:16.910
I know buys movies. Well, I can't afford to buy

00:31:16.910 --> 00:31:19.650
the movies, so we just pay the $4. Well, it makes

00:31:19.650 --> 00:31:22.410
sense to buy the movies for me. The movies I

00:31:22.410 --> 00:31:24.609
watch every year, like Elf, some of the Christmas

00:31:24.609 --> 00:31:27.920
ones. Just stuff like that. Stuff you know you're

00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.720
going to watch every year. That's fine. It's

00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:32.539
really not that much money at the end of the

00:31:32.539 --> 00:31:36.460
day. I think maybe it comes back to people start

00:31:36.460 --> 00:31:40.240
keeping DVDs of certain movies. There is that

00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:43.519
trend. There's a trend overall, but especially

00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:45.619
with the new generation, they're buying physical

00:31:45.619 --> 00:31:48.779
media so that they can have it. It's kind of

00:31:48.779 --> 00:31:52.000
like LPs, right? LPs are coming back. Are we

00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:54.480
going retro with the DVDs? If shit's in the cloud.

00:31:55.299 --> 00:31:58.599
How do you own that? You don't. You have a license

00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:02.279
to watch it, really. You don't own it. It's up

00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:06.000
there on someone's server, Amazon server. It's

00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:07.680
the same thing with applications for corporations.

00:32:07.859 --> 00:32:09.640
Right. Now everything's going to the cloud and

00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:11.940
you have a three -year subscription. Right. It's

00:32:11.940 --> 00:32:13.539
just like video games is another one. You don't

00:32:13.539 --> 00:32:15.539
own it. Video games are another one that's coming

00:32:15.539 --> 00:32:19.119
under fire where they release these games online.

00:32:20.110 --> 00:32:22.309
and people buy them, and they buy the upgrades,

00:32:22.490 --> 00:32:23.690
and all of a sudden they're like, yeah, we're

00:32:23.690 --> 00:32:24.789
going to stop supporting this, and the game goes

00:32:24.789 --> 00:32:27.230
away. Well, I bought the game. I should be able

00:32:27.230 --> 00:32:30.750
to play it. Right. Right? Whether it's on my

00:32:30.750 --> 00:32:33.369
computer or what, but no, it got deleted, and

00:32:33.369 --> 00:32:35.210
I can't even access it anymore. Dude, everything

00:32:35.210 --> 00:32:38.349
is going to a subscription model. Everything.

00:32:38.369 --> 00:32:41.329
It's more money. Yes, and it's guaranteed money.

00:32:41.549 --> 00:32:44.230
Well, I mean, like, let's say Xbox. For example,

00:32:44.430 --> 00:32:47.470
Xbox has Xbox Plus, I think they call it now.

00:32:47.750 --> 00:32:50.369
You buy a subscription to that. It's X amount

00:32:50.369 --> 00:32:53.009
of dollars a month, and you get any game you

00:32:53.009 --> 00:32:56.630
want. There's thousands of games you can pick

00:32:56.630 --> 00:32:59.430
from. Just pick out, download it, and when you're

00:32:59.430 --> 00:33:02.130
done with it, just delete it and download another

00:33:02.130 --> 00:33:06.930
one. As many as you want. And then the primary

00:33:06.930 --> 00:33:09.170
games, you've got to pay for those, of course.

00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:11.420
You know, those are pretty beefy. They've got

00:33:11.420 --> 00:33:13.000
Battlefield 6 coming out. Recommend everyone

00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:16.880
download that. Look up my game tag, D -S -M -U

00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:21.079
-R -F -Y, D. Smurphy. Look me up. Show you what

00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:25.400
a man plays on Xbox. Wow. Yeah. Look, I love

00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:27.440
the Battlefields. I love first -person shooter

00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:30.640
games. Excuse me. It's fun. It's a lot of fun.

00:33:30.740 --> 00:33:33.259
I enjoy it. But, you know, I haven't heard that,

00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:35.519
what you were talking about, as far as... video

00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.299
games go where they don't support that because

00:33:37.299 --> 00:33:41.779
on specifically xbox they have games like steam

00:33:41.779 --> 00:33:44.779
was called out oh yeah steam very possibly because

00:33:44.779 --> 00:33:50.900
steam is a third party uh server system set up

00:33:50.900 --> 00:33:55.740
so yeah i get them because they started off kind

00:33:55.740 --> 00:33:59.400
of like i don't i don't they started off almost

00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:01.980
like illegal you know people were like accessing

00:34:01.980 --> 00:34:04.660
stuff And they weren't supposed to be. Oh, really?

00:34:04.740 --> 00:34:06.980
And then there was, like, subscription, but whatever.

00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:08.699
Now it's turned into something different. I don't

00:34:08.699 --> 00:34:10.380
know about Steam, but Xbox is different. Because

00:34:10.380 --> 00:34:12.460
I have games, believe it or not, on Xbox 360,

00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:15.480
you know? Well, you downloaded them, though.

00:34:15.699 --> 00:34:17.940
Correct. So you download them to your machine,

00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.300
whereas, like, your movies, you don't download

00:34:20.300 --> 00:34:24.239
those to your machine. But I delete them, you

00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.380
know? And I can go back up to the cloud and download

00:34:26.380 --> 00:34:29.139
them again. True. You know, so I haven't heard

00:34:29.139 --> 00:34:31.519
that from Xbox. I hope it doesn't. Because there's

00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:34.659
a lot of fun games out there that are for the

00:34:34.659 --> 00:34:37.659
Xbox 360. I guess if you deleted it from, I don't

00:34:37.659 --> 00:34:39.920
know, if you deleted it from your Xbox, it's

00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:41.219
out in the cloud and they're like, all right,

00:34:41.219 --> 00:34:45.340
we're not partnering with EA anymore or whoever

00:34:45.340 --> 00:34:48.019
makes Battlefield. I mean, that would suck. And

00:34:48.019 --> 00:34:50.559
then all that shit's gone. Yeah, that would suck.

00:34:51.219 --> 00:34:53.599
Yeah, but it is what it is, man. It's just like

00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:57.519
when you're a Dish Network or a DirecTV or YouTube,

00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:01.559
or rather YouTube TV is going to, you know, they're

00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:04.880
in contract disputes with Fox. I'm sorry, man.

00:35:04.900 --> 00:35:07.940
Oh, they're going to block Fox. It's extremely

00:35:07.940 --> 00:35:11.500
distracting. I'm trying to keep it in, but our

00:35:11.500 --> 00:35:14.280
headsets, even though they sound great, they

00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.539
fucking, they're deteriorating. They are. Yours

00:35:16.539 --> 00:35:19.539
are flapping in the wind, and Jeff, I mean, Paul,

00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:22.179
you had like shit stuck to your head. Okay, no.

00:35:22.300 --> 00:35:25.960
I will tell you, I have found pieces of my headset

00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:30.489
on my neck. On the side of my temple, like two

00:35:30.489 --> 00:35:33.050
days after podcast. On your pillowcase. And I

00:35:33.050 --> 00:35:36.769
showered daily. So I don't know what's going

00:35:36.769 --> 00:35:39.070
on with this shit, but it's starting to sink

00:35:39.070 --> 00:35:41.349
into the skin. Did you take a picture of your

00:35:41.349 --> 00:35:45.369
headphones yet? Yeah, I did. I cannot remember

00:35:45.369 --> 00:35:48.849
shit. I need to just buy. You're very list -oriented.

00:35:49.230 --> 00:35:51.050
I know, and if it doesn't get on the list, it's

00:35:51.050 --> 00:35:53.849
never going to be done. Wow. You know, this conversation

00:35:53.849 --> 00:35:55.670
about video games made me think about the lunch

00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:57.269
conversation we were having with our coworkers

00:35:57.269 --> 00:35:59.969
today. They were saying, and it was mainly from

00:35:59.969 --> 00:36:02.909
a female's perspective. It was like, if you are

00:36:02.909 --> 00:36:06.869
going to date a guy, what would be hobbies that

00:36:06.869 --> 00:36:09.190
they could have that would be a red flag for

00:36:09.190 --> 00:36:11.190
their, you know, for whether they should date

00:36:11.190 --> 00:36:12.909
them or not. Right. And we kind of went round

00:36:12.909 --> 00:36:14.630
robin, like, you know, what do you think? What

00:36:14.630 --> 00:36:16.510
do you think? And one of them was golf. Somebody

00:36:16.510 --> 00:36:18.639
said hunting. You know, obviously, it's things

00:36:18.639 --> 00:36:20.420
where they're going to be gone all the time.

00:36:20.460 --> 00:36:23.940
Right. I said video games. Oh, really? I did.

00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:26.719
I said, I think you guys should be worried about

00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:29.159
video games. Because, you know, the guy's always

00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:32.699
like, you know. I thought about you while you

00:36:32.699 --> 00:36:34.119
were telling all that. I was like, oh, shit.

00:36:34.219 --> 00:36:37.760
Sean's probably a red flag. Anyway, but no. No,

00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:40.260
I didn't mean it like that. But anyway, you know,

00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:44.780
it's a very time -consuming hobby. And I think

00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:48.239
it's. very prevalent for the younger generation,

00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.860
right? It can't be time. Now you have 30 -year

00:36:50.860 --> 00:36:53.920
-olds and, you know. It could be time -consuming.

00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:57.659
I look at it like there are people that will

00:36:57.659 --> 00:37:00.940
sit in front of their TV and watch an hour of

00:37:00.940 --> 00:37:03.179
TV or two hours of TV. But that's something they

00:37:03.179 --> 00:37:05.820
can do. From the woman's perspective, that's

00:37:05.820 --> 00:37:07.579
something they can do on the couch together.

00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:10.659
So how many wives... She can pick up a headset,

00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.159
join in, start murdering people. And some do.

00:37:13.579 --> 00:37:15.320
And some do, absolutely. I mean, look at Linda

00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:18.900
in our fantasy football. She's a big gamer. So

00:37:18.900 --> 00:37:21.679
you could play like a half -hour battlefield,

00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:23.320
and then you could play like a half -hour Barbie

00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:27.280
with the girl. Yes! It's time to play our game,

00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:30.659
Sean. Come on. Come on. You can be Ken. I got

00:37:30.659 --> 00:37:32.239
a game. Let's play a game of hide -the -meets.

00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:36.119
Get over here. There we go. I don't know. Do

00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:38.340
you think that's legit? Would that be a concern

00:37:38.340 --> 00:37:41.219
for a young wife who's got a husband that's like

00:37:41.219 --> 00:37:43.139
constantly just playing video games? I think

00:37:43.139 --> 00:37:47.840
it determines on how flagrant it is. Yeah. I

00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:51.820
mean, look, I played video games a lot, okay?

00:37:51.940 --> 00:37:56.039
But I got to tell you that I did video game playing

00:37:56.039 --> 00:38:00.460
on my time. So, you know, with having four kids,

00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:03.829
there was no video gaming. while the kids were

00:38:03.829 --> 00:38:08.289
up. And when the kids went to bed, 8 .39, whatever

00:38:08.289 --> 00:38:11.429
that was, Tara was in bed. She's like, I'm out

00:38:11.429 --> 00:38:13.550
of here. So your life started at like 10 .30

00:38:13.550 --> 00:38:16.150
at night? Well, I mean, somewhat. I mean, when

00:38:16.150 --> 00:38:19.829
they were in bed, when Tara went to bed, I got

00:38:19.829 --> 00:38:21.409
on the computer and played World of Warcraft.

00:38:21.769 --> 00:38:24.909
And I played for two, three hours, and then I

00:38:24.909 --> 00:38:26.530
went to bed. See, that's the responsible thing

00:38:26.530 --> 00:38:28.550
to do. You're making sure that your hobby, whatever

00:38:28.550 --> 00:38:32.360
the hobby is, isn't impacting your... You know,

00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:35.900
your presence, your involvement, your attention,

00:38:36.340 --> 00:38:37.679
your affection. I mean, I would do it while,

00:38:37.820 --> 00:38:41.260
you know, I wouldn't, like, do it while she's

00:38:41.260 --> 00:38:43.639
awake. Like, even now, I mean, she's in bed.

00:38:44.059 --> 00:38:46.300
Right. I don't play. I mean, you know, whatever.

00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:49.739
I think it's rude, frankly. I think that's what

00:38:49.739 --> 00:38:53.380
the red flag is. If you're at home and she wants

00:38:53.380 --> 00:38:55.139
to do something, you're like, I got, you know,

00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:58.480
whatever. I've got nine lives left or something

00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:00.760
like that. I'm not dead yet. We used to get that

00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:03.980
from the boys. Hold on, let me die. I'm past

00:39:03.980 --> 00:39:10.019
that hump in my gaming. Depending on what it

00:39:10.019 --> 00:39:13.460
is, 99 % of the games out there, if a terrorist

00:39:13.460 --> 00:39:17.119
says, hey, let's do something right now, I'd

00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:19.219
stop what I'm doing and just turn it off because

00:39:19.219 --> 00:39:22.880
none of it matters. I'm at a point where None

00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.480
of it matters. When you're younger and you've

00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:28.739
got that kind of a dopamine thing going on, yeah,

00:39:28.780 --> 00:39:31.400
I could see their inability. You've got a ranking

00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:33.760
you're trying to keep. I don't give a shit about

00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:36.099
the rankings, man. I've got to tell you, though,

00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:39.320
the funniest thing ever, we're waiting for the

00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:41.039
kids to come down for dinner, and Shelly's gotten

00:39:41.039 --> 00:39:44.159
so frustrated about all gaming in the rooms.

00:39:44.900 --> 00:39:47.699
Shelly screams up there, just kill yourself!

00:39:50.829 --> 00:39:53.250
We've said that a few times. Just die. Can you

00:39:53.250 --> 00:39:58.369
imagine that on video or on audio? Just go unplug

00:39:58.369 --> 00:40:00.869
the router, man. Telling your kids to kill themselves.

00:40:00.869 --> 00:40:03.590
That's actually a good idea. I've done it. That

00:40:03.590 --> 00:40:05.989
has happened. Oh, I got pissed. Yeah. Where they

00:40:05.989 --> 00:40:08.369
were like, Dad! Is the internet down? You're

00:40:08.369 --> 00:40:10.329
damn right it's down. You're damn right it's

00:40:10.329 --> 00:40:15.230
down. You can't handle it. No internet. You could

00:40:15.230 --> 00:40:16.409
have been like, I don't know what's going on.

00:40:16.570 --> 00:40:18.469
Yeah, I was like, well, you guys might have overloaded

00:40:18.469 --> 00:40:20.670
it. Yeah, your ping is too high now. Yeah, you

00:40:20.670 --> 00:40:22.389
guys can't play all at the same time. You're

00:40:22.389 --> 00:40:24.269
going to have to go round robin with it. That

00:40:24.269 --> 00:40:27.630
was another thing. I always made sure we had

00:40:27.630 --> 00:40:30.570
enough bandwidth in the house to accommodate

00:40:30.570 --> 00:40:34.730
everyone. To not impact you. Yes. So unbeknownst

00:40:34.730 --> 00:40:35.989
to Tara, because she doesn't know. She doesn't

00:40:35.989 --> 00:40:38.550
have a freaking clue on how that stuff works.

00:40:38.590 --> 00:40:40.269
So she was like, why do we need so much? Why

00:40:40.269 --> 00:40:41.449
are we spending so much on internet? I was like.

00:40:42.059 --> 00:40:43.579
We've got a lot of people in the house. Yeah,

00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:46.179
why don't we have a hard line 10 terabyte? Yeah.

00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:50.440
T1 line. T1, yeah. Hey, that's what I remember.

00:40:50.500 --> 00:40:52.219
That's what the demand. But, you know, we have

00:40:52.219 --> 00:40:54.000
a gig up and down right now. But, I mean, even

00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:58.880
back then, we had a, shoot, what was it, 10 megabytes

00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:01.099
up and down? And that was freaking fast back

00:41:01.099 --> 00:41:03.539
then. I don't know. Back when you had 2 ,400

00:41:03.539 --> 00:41:06.539
baud. Whatever it was, I mean, it was, I don't

00:41:06.539 --> 00:41:09.280
recall exactly, but it was fast. We had the fastest

00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:11.980
always that was available in our area. And it

00:41:11.980 --> 00:41:14.679
was strategic. And anytime something new come

00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:16.860
up, be like, we're changing providers. Tara's

00:41:16.860 --> 00:41:20.389
like, why? We're saving money. I'm saving money.

00:41:20.469 --> 00:41:23.510
Shut up, man. Yeah, you recognized early the

00:41:23.510 --> 00:41:26.369
importance of fast internet. Well, I mean, look,

00:41:26.469 --> 00:41:29.130
seriously, it's not just, I mean, when you have

00:41:29.130 --> 00:41:31.570
four kids in the house, including me, that's

00:41:31.570 --> 00:41:33.969
five, five kids in the house, and we're all doing

00:41:33.969 --> 00:41:35.650
different things. It doesn't matter what it is,

00:41:35.710 --> 00:41:40.309
YouTube, Netflix, gaming. I mean, they all are

00:41:40.309 --> 00:41:43.929
suckers. They suck up that bandwidth, and you're

00:41:43.929 --> 00:41:46.530
left with nothing. Yep. That was another reason

00:41:46.530 --> 00:41:48.210
why I played World of Warcraft during that time

00:41:48.210 --> 00:41:50.210
frame. Nobody else was online. I'm buffering.

00:41:51.750 --> 00:41:54.349
Damn it, Dad. Can we upgrade our internet? It

00:41:54.349 --> 00:41:56.449
fucking sucks. Dude, I'll tell you what. I was

00:41:56.449 --> 00:41:58.190
playing World of Warcraft, and I was like, why

00:41:58.190 --> 00:42:01.630
is this not rendering fast enough? And someone

00:42:01.630 --> 00:42:03.050
was like, oh, you know what you can do? You can

00:42:03.050 --> 00:42:06.550
go in there and dial your processor and make

00:42:06.550 --> 00:42:08.690
it a little bit faster. I was like, really? Is

00:42:08.690 --> 00:42:11.619
that a thing? And so they were like, yeah. Go

00:42:11.619 --> 00:42:13.960
in there and go to your BIOS and what do you

00:42:13.960 --> 00:42:15.340
have? And I told him what I had at the time.

00:42:15.420 --> 00:42:18.480
And I went into BIOS, did it, and I burnt my

00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:23.019
freaking processor out. Really? Yeah. For like.

00:42:23.469 --> 00:42:26.329
For like five minutes, it was awesome. I was

00:42:26.329 --> 00:42:29.349
like, wow, this is incredible. This is so fast.

00:42:29.449 --> 00:42:31.949
I was smoking. Because I remember I was flying

00:42:31.949 --> 00:42:35.210
on this little flying lion, and I'm going through

00:42:35.210 --> 00:42:39.170
the landscape of storm wind on World of Warcraft,

00:42:39.289 --> 00:42:41.489
and I'm seeing the people below, and I'm like,

00:42:41.530 --> 00:42:43.530
this is crazy. I can see everything, and all

00:42:43.530 --> 00:42:47.610
of a sudden. It really overheated? Yeah, it burnt.

00:42:47.769 --> 00:42:50.590
You could smell carbon. Are you being 100 % serious?

00:42:50.730 --> 00:42:53.110
100%. And then, look, this is how bad it was

00:42:53.110 --> 00:42:58.610
back then. I freaked out. And this was, I don't

00:42:58.610 --> 00:43:00.610
know, 9, 10 o 'clock at night. So I'm done for

00:43:00.610 --> 00:43:03.610
the night. But I took that computer. I opened

00:43:03.610 --> 00:43:05.409
it up. I figured out what was wrong with it.

00:43:05.449 --> 00:43:09.030
I just saw the carbon burns. And you remove the

00:43:09.030 --> 00:43:11.789
little latch, pull it up, and you pull the processor

00:43:11.789 --> 00:43:15.940
off, and the fucking thing's burnt. I just went

00:43:15.940 --> 00:43:19.579
to, what was the Fry's? Remember Fry's? Oh, yeah.

00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:22.119
Went down to Fry's and said, I have that one.

00:43:22.300 --> 00:43:24.139
And they looked at me. It's like, you tried to

00:43:24.139 --> 00:43:26.760
upgrade it. You tried to update, dial it up,

00:43:26.760 --> 00:43:28.619
didn't you? Clock. Yeah. Is that what it's called?

00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:31.019
Clock. Overclocking. Yeah. You overclocked it,

00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:33.119
didn't you? I was like, yeah. And he was like,

00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:37.119
come over here. We have one that can handle that.

00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:39.960
That's what they said. How much is that? 120.

00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:42.599
I was like, okay, deal. Done. I'll take three

00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:45.019
of them. Yep. And they just say, make sure you

00:43:45.019 --> 00:43:47.780
clean it up really good because, you know, there's

00:43:47.780 --> 00:43:49.820
a little clean thing, and then you put this little

00:43:49.820 --> 00:43:52.099
white goop on there and put it on there. Oh,

00:43:52.139 --> 00:43:54.679
man, it fired right up. Worked great. Really?

00:43:54.739 --> 00:43:57.159
So excited. How often does that happen? Usually

00:43:57.159 --> 00:43:58.719
it's like, oh, this isn't compatible. At least

00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:02.199
once. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, that's good stuff.

00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:04.500
And, you know, what's equivalent is being on

00:44:04.500 --> 00:44:07.340
the phones. You know what I mean? I'm giving

00:44:07.340 --> 00:44:10.719
a hard knock to people on playing video games,

00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:13.579
but the phones are the same problem. Right. You

00:44:13.579 --> 00:44:15.139
know what I mean? People just don't pay attention

00:44:15.139 --> 00:44:17.599
to each other. Couples sitting on the couch together.

00:44:17.820 --> 00:44:20.019
They're both in their phones. You know, they're

00:44:20.019 --> 00:44:22.159
in different rooms on their phones. They are.

00:44:22.179 --> 00:44:24.320
Those are the same damn problem. It is. And I

00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:27.000
tell you, I'm driving all day and I'm up high,

00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:30.659
so I get to look. I can't tell you how many adults

00:44:30.659 --> 00:44:36.340
drive while full texting. Oh, got to be 70%.

00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:38.679
Oh, it's ridiculous. And it's the adults. It's

00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:41.039
not the kids. No. It's the adults that are doing

00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:43.900
it. Yeah. And then of the kids that are sitting

00:44:43.900 --> 00:44:46.739
at the bus stops as you're pulling up, what percentage

00:44:46.739 --> 00:44:49.579
are on their phones? Zero. They're all on it.

00:44:49.619 --> 00:44:51.960
It means, oh, your kids. My kids, none are on

00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:54.219
the phone. Oh, but I don't want to say normal

00:44:54.219 --> 00:44:57.079
kids, but at a normal, actually, anywhere you

00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.380
go. I went to the dentist. Right. And there were

00:44:59.380 --> 00:45:01.920
six people in the waiting room, all on their

00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:04.059
phones. Doctor's office. All on their phones.

00:45:04.179 --> 00:45:06.360
From the doctor's office, I'll read my book.

00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:08.360
They didn't have a highlights magazine or something

00:45:08.360 --> 00:45:12.219
to read? Yeah. You know? Bad magazine? I'm just

00:45:12.219 --> 00:45:16.480
saying it's an epidemic. It is. It's problematic,

00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:20.059
and it's not going away. Not going away. The

00:45:20.059 --> 00:45:22.760
only way it's going to go away is if eventually

00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:29.099
the generation puts it away. Or they put timers

00:45:29.099 --> 00:45:30.940
on there. They put limits on there. I was super

00:45:30.940 --> 00:45:34.699
happy. Because those listeners out there, we

00:45:34.699 --> 00:45:36.860
have a Dudes Like Us Instagram account. So if

00:45:36.860 --> 00:45:39.340
you want to check us out on Dudes Like Us, you

00:45:39.340 --> 00:45:41.320
can go to Instagram or Facebook, check out what

00:45:41.320 --> 00:45:43.639
our podcast stuff is, what kind of whiskeys we're

00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:45.239
drinking, and we kind of line it up on there.

00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:47.139
Plus there's a link to listen to things. But

00:45:47.139 --> 00:45:50.579
we share the same Instagram account, Dudes Like

00:45:50.579 --> 00:45:53.619
Us, so we can all log on there. And Jeff, you

00:45:53.619 --> 00:45:56.380
changed the parameters to give a certain amount

00:45:56.380 --> 00:46:01.360
of time to be on Instagram. It's excellent. It

00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:03.260
is. What do you mean? What do you mean? Well,

00:46:03.300 --> 00:46:04.659
he was saying that he was having a hard time

00:46:04.659 --> 00:46:06.739
putting it down. So I was like, well, there's

00:46:06.739 --> 00:46:08.800
a timer on there. We could try to see if it helps.

00:46:08.860 --> 00:46:12.380
So I put 15, 30 minutes. Whatever it is. So you're

00:46:12.380 --> 00:46:14.940
like, you got into the death scroll thing. And

00:46:14.940 --> 00:46:17.000
then suddenly it'll say, you've been on here

00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:19.559
too long. Yes. Yeah. And it happens quick. And

00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:22.159
sometimes I'll extend it for five minutes, but

00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:24.839
I'll extend it for five minute intervals. And

00:46:24.839 --> 00:46:27.300
you do that for four more hours? No. No, really.

00:46:27.460 --> 00:46:30.820
I mean, because then you become aware of it.

00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:33.340
Right. And then once you're aware that it's happening,

00:46:33.539 --> 00:46:35.579
then it's kind of like, all right, this is it.

00:46:35.639 --> 00:46:37.659
So usually when I get up to it, if I really want

00:46:37.659 --> 00:46:39.340
to watch it, I'll just say, hey, I'll do this,

00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:40.860
and then I'll get right off it. It's really helped.

00:46:41.340 --> 00:46:44.139
It's significantly helped. So it's just on the

00:46:44.139 --> 00:46:47.239
Dudes Like Us account. No, Instagram. You'd have

00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:48.500
to turn it on. If you have it on your phone,

00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:50.519
you have to turn it on on your phone. On my account.

00:46:50.780 --> 00:46:53.179
But if I'm on Instagram with the DunesLikeUs

00:46:53.179 --> 00:46:55.320
account, that will kick in. Correct. I got you.

00:46:55.380 --> 00:46:57.480
I got you. Okay. So it's on an account setting.

00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.480
Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. It's very

00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:02.400
rare that I get into the death scroll, but when

00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:05.900
I'm in it, I'm all in it. Yeah. So every now

00:47:05.900 --> 00:47:07.800
and then, it's usually when somebody sends something,

00:47:07.860 --> 00:47:11.059
whether it's from this chat or my friends I grew

00:47:11.059 --> 00:47:13.420
up with, they'll send something, and I'll be

00:47:13.420 --> 00:47:15.780
like, damn it. And then you're off and running.

00:47:15.940 --> 00:47:17.639
Oh, look at that. Then I have to send it. Yeah,

00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:20.219
you're off and running. Yeah. Then I catch myself.

00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:23.320
All right, got to put it down. And luckily, I

00:47:23.320 --> 00:47:26.980
can't use my phone at work at all. So I don't

00:47:26.980 --> 00:47:29.980
touch my phone unless I'm on my break, right?

00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:33.940
Otherwise, it's in the glove box, out of sight,

00:47:33.980 --> 00:47:37.980
out of mind kind of a thing. Yeah. How do they

00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:39.559
reach you in an emergency? Do they have the real

00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:43.360
radio? CB. CB? Yeah. Did you have to learn the

00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:48.170
lingo? Breaker 1 -9. We got a 10 -25. Roger,

00:47:48.269 --> 00:47:51.849
roger. We got a 10 -10 and a 10 -25. No, there's

00:47:51.849 --> 00:47:53.710
none of that. I mean, there's a 10 -4 or copy,

00:47:53.869 --> 00:47:56.510
but there's none of that. Roger, roger. Watch

00:47:56.510 --> 00:47:59.190
out, 20. About 16 miles this side of Mississippi.

00:47:59.869 --> 00:48:03.769
Whoa, hold it. I just passed another Kodak with

00:48:03.769 --> 00:48:05.489
a Kodak. This place is crawling with bears. Where

00:48:05.489 --> 00:48:10.420
the hell are you? Come back. None of that. We

00:48:10.420 --> 00:48:12.039
got grass happy, smoke a weed in the corner.

00:48:12.119 --> 00:48:15.739
What's the stupid song, the Convoy? Convoy. Yes.

00:48:16.739 --> 00:48:18.400
Did we play that on the podcast or something?

00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:19.860
We talked about it. I don't think we ever played

00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:22.900
it. I played it, and it's totally nauseating,

00:48:22.940 --> 00:48:28.239
the CB radio lingo. Right. It's kind of scary,

00:48:28.300 --> 00:48:30.739
though, when you think about the technology and

00:48:30.739 --> 00:48:36.269
just how easy it is. to fuck something up. Hold

00:48:36.269 --> 00:48:38.530
on, let me rephrase that. How easy it is. Yeah,

00:48:38.630 --> 00:48:40.070
I mean, because you can knock down the whole

00:48:40.070 --> 00:48:44.010
infrastructure and then all that stuff is obsolete.

00:48:44.250 --> 00:48:48.550
However, the antenna versions will last forever.

00:48:48.730 --> 00:48:51.610
I mean, because it's based on antenna. It's not

00:48:51.610 --> 00:48:54.829
unlike the argument we make about the weapons,

00:48:55.070 --> 00:48:58.010
military weapons. You take out a couple satellites,

00:48:58.289 --> 00:49:01.389
it makes us impotent. Right. You know what I

00:49:01.389 --> 00:49:04.659
mean? How fragile. how fragile whatever the system

00:49:04.659 --> 00:49:07.340
is depending on the technology. So for convenience,

00:49:07.420 --> 00:49:10.260
I think it is great for, you know, that is great.

00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:12.059
As long as the system's up and running. But,

00:49:12.139 --> 00:49:14.000
you know, I'm just thinking of zombie apocalypse

00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.860
kind of stuff, you know. Yeah. It's never going

00:49:16.860 --> 00:49:19.440
to happen. Well, if that happens, I'm not driving

00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.219
kids to school. Yeah, but we could, like, be

00:49:22.219 --> 00:49:24.760
stealing that bus and traveling across country.

00:49:24.900 --> 00:49:29.090
And then we'd have walkie -talkies. When I drove

00:49:29.090 --> 00:49:31.329
Austin to school last week, and I gave him a

00:49:31.329 --> 00:49:33.130
walkie -talkie, and I had one in the truck, so

00:49:33.130 --> 00:49:34.650
we didn't have to call each other and tell each

00:49:34.650 --> 00:49:37.349
other, hey, bathroom break, or hey, it's gas,

00:49:37.369 --> 00:49:39.250
or whatever, you know, whatever. It worked pretty

00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:41.170
good. Yeah, it worked pretty good. Yeah? Yeah.

00:49:41.250 --> 00:49:45.590
It was like one of those two -mile radius. Yeah,

00:49:45.590 --> 00:49:47.730
perfect. Yeah, those are good for the cruise

00:49:47.730 --> 00:49:50.769
ship. Yeah. When the families try to, I noticed

00:49:50.769 --> 00:49:52.630
all the families are all doing those things,

00:49:52.710 --> 00:49:57.070
and yeah, that is a good idea. We did that on

00:49:57.070 --> 00:50:02.429
one of our trips. They're excellent for the cars.

00:50:02.489 --> 00:50:04.730
This is before we really had cell phones, but

00:50:04.730 --> 00:50:06.670
they were so expensive to make a phone call.

00:50:06.809 --> 00:50:10.110
How ridiculous was that? Well, you used to get

00:50:10.110 --> 00:50:13.889
so many texts as well. That was back on the phones

00:50:13.889 --> 00:50:18.030
where you had Snake as a game. That was a game.

00:50:18.929 --> 00:50:20.469
Hey, can I use your phone and we'll play Snake?

00:50:20.710 --> 00:50:22.150
Well, shit, remember the days when we had to

00:50:22.150 --> 00:50:25.059
use a calling card? If you had a long -distance

00:50:25.059 --> 00:50:31.380
relationship with a hooker, when I called my

00:50:31.380 --> 00:50:33.619
hooker, I was like, Dad, I want to call my hooker.

00:50:33.820 --> 00:50:37.159
Can I use the calling card? Hey, Cinnamon, this

00:50:37.159 --> 00:50:41.079
is Jeff. I'm at the corner. Hi, Treasure. Hi,

00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:43.139
Paul. Well, I know the very first cell phone

00:50:43.139 --> 00:50:49.019
I had was with Virgin Mobile. And I had to buy

00:50:49.019 --> 00:50:52.639
minutes every month. Right. So it wasn't a plan.

00:50:53.179 --> 00:50:56.179
It was because I was traveling. I got my wife

00:50:56.179 --> 00:50:58.059
a cell phone from, I don't know, Sprint or something

00:50:58.059 --> 00:51:00.360
like that because she was pregnant. This was

00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:04.539
in 1998 or 9 when I got that for her because

00:51:04.539 --> 00:51:07.239
they were brand new for the most part. I got

00:51:07.239 --> 00:51:08.360
her one because I didn't want her driving an

00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:10.260
hour to and from work when she was pregnant,

00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:12.900
not have a way to get a hold of me if she broke

00:51:12.900 --> 00:51:14.300
down or something like that. Sure. No, smart.

00:51:14.559 --> 00:51:16.579
And then I got one when I started traveling a

00:51:16.579 --> 00:51:21.500
lot for work, I got me a little itty -bitty Virgin

00:51:21.500 --> 00:51:26.409
phone. A butt plug. Virgin butt plug. Itty bitty.

00:51:26.530 --> 00:51:30.070
That I could make phone calls on. Right. But

00:51:30.070 --> 00:51:32.010
I had to buy minutes. I can't hear you. I had

00:51:32.010 --> 00:51:34.369
to top up every month. That's what they called

00:51:34.369 --> 00:51:36.190
it. You run out of minutes. You're like in the.

00:51:36.409 --> 00:51:38.349
Yeah, listen. I just want to tell you that I.

00:51:39.610 --> 00:51:43.030
Yeah. Did they roll over? Did the minutes roll

00:51:43.030 --> 00:51:45.170
over? God, I don't remember. That was fucking

00:51:45.170 --> 00:51:48.599
30 years ago. Or not 30. About 20. 20 years ago.

00:51:48.719 --> 00:51:50.139
Yeah, that's kind of lame. I mean, if you're

00:51:50.139 --> 00:51:51.480
not on the phone a lot, that might make sense.

00:51:51.719 --> 00:51:54.920
But I just even, I mean, look, it's ridiculous

00:51:54.920 --> 00:51:56.780
that they would charge like that. Because really,

00:51:56.940 --> 00:52:00.420
there's no reason to charge. That was the pricing

00:52:00.420 --> 00:52:02.719
model in the day. Back then, yeah. I remember

00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:05.619
when I first moved down here, I worked for Circuit

00:52:05.619 --> 00:52:09.199
City. Circuit City. And I worked, I sold car

00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:11.960
stereos and cell phones. That's when they were

00:52:11.960 --> 00:52:13.380
brand new. That's when they were big fucking

00:52:13.380 --> 00:52:17.340
bricks. This was in 1993. Dude, I swear, I've

00:52:17.340 --> 00:52:21.000
been to the store. I may have seen Jeff before.

00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:24.679
I was at the Circuit City there on Preston and

00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:28.139
Beltline. Yeah, I am almost certain I've been

00:52:28.139 --> 00:52:31.500
at that store at that time. Yeah, and like I

00:52:31.500 --> 00:52:34.519
said, I sold car stereos and cell phones. And

00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:36.900
the only people coming in were essentially extremely

00:52:36.900 --> 00:52:40.510
rich people at the time. And it was a process

00:52:40.510 --> 00:52:44.010
to get a phone. And, you know, you had a big

00:52:44.010 --> 00:52:46.889
one. They had one that was starting to get small.

00:52:47.190 --> 00:52:49.150
It was a Motorola. It had a little thing that

00:52:49.150 --> 00:52:50.889
flipped down. You have to pull the antenna out.

00:52:51.889 --> 00:52:54.630
That was like, you know, $4 ,000 or something

00:52:54.630 --> 00:52:57.809
ridiculous like that. And they had to fill out

00:52:57.809 --> 00:53:01.750
a huge credit report. Put down their salary and

00:53:01.750 --> 00:53:05.030
this much. And we had to fax it in. And we'd

00:53:05.030 --> 00:53:08.699
sit there and sit there and sit there. oh and

00:53:08.699 --> 00:53:10.699
wait awkward and then it would finally come back

00:53:10.699 --> 00:53:14.440
he's been approved for this many minutes or whatever

00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:17.260
right sure and then you go through that then

00:53:17.260 --> 00:53:20.380
the activation and all that shit how ridiculous

00:53:20.380 --> 00:53:22.719
it was a pain in the ass yeah but we lived we

00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:25.280
were the generation that knew that that's what

00:53:25.280 --> 00:53:28.480
that that's just what it it took yeah i'll tell

00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:30.840
you you stand there patiently waiting for facts

00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:35.480
when i uh when we lived in germany how expensive

00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:37.380
phone calls were back then. I mean, because back

00:53:37.380 --> 00:53:40.820
then, overseas calls were just ridiculous. Oh,

00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:42.460
yeah. I mean, long -distance calls were ridiculous

00:53:42.460 --> 00:53:45.619
here in the United States. When we were in Germany

00:53:45.619 --> 00:53:48.199
living there... Those don't exist anymore. Regular

00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:49.780
phone lines? No, long -distance. Long -distance

00:53:49.780 --> 00:53:52.679
calls do not exist. Isn't that crazy? It's so

00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:57.380
crazy. But I remember we lived in military housing,

00:53:57.500 --> 00:54:00.380
and this particular one was Mannheim, Germany,

00:54:00.539 --> 00:54:04.539
and... So my dad, we had a regular phone, and

00:54:04.539 --> 00:54:06.619
my dad had a lock. You know the little dial?

00:54:07.260 --> 00:54:11.659
Oh, yeah. Well, he had a lock that you put in

00:54:11.659 --> 00:54:14.840
there between numbers one and two. So it couldn't

00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:18.639
do long distance. Well, so you can't dial it,

00:54:18.699 --> 00:54:22.159
so it hits the little, it gets stuck. So I figured

00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:25.929
out that you can. Pop the circle part off. Oh,

00:54:25.949 --> 00:54:28.329
no. Let's say the little dial breaks. Well, you've

00:54:28.329 --> 00:54:30.889
got to replace the ring. So it has a little cap.

00:54:31.010 --> 00:54:32.710
You pull it off. It's got a little screw. You

00:54:32.710 --> 00:54:36.550
just unscrew it. You take the ring. You flip

00:54:36.550 --> 00:54:40.489
it upside down. Now the lock is on the bottom

00:54:40.489 --> 00:54:43.809
side. So you can hit all the numbers except 9

00:54:43.809 --> 00:54:46.300
and 0. So as long as whatever number you're dialing

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:48.360
doesn't have a nine and zero in it, you can make

00:54:48.360 --> 00:54:51.219
the phone call. You are a pain in the ass. My

00:54:51.219 --> 00:54:56.760
dad got that phone bill and beat my ass. Who

00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:57.960
are you calling? Just people? Yeah, who are you

00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:00.480
calling? I have a friend across the street. I

00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:02.059
was looking down through the window. Hey, how's

00:55:02.059 --> 00:55:05.000
it going? Looking at each other while you're

00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:06.960
on the phone. That was cool back then. Oh, man.

00:55:07.059 --> 00:55:08.920
Oh, yeah, it was cool. It was a novelty. I was

00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:11.550
like, geez, this is awesome. That's like us in

00:55:11.550 --> 00:55:13.369
the cabin. We had the walkie -talkies. We were

00:55:13.369 --> 00:55:15.829
so excited. Michael Hyatt. It'd be like, hey,

00:55:16.449 --> 00:55:18.989
what are you guys doing? Nothing, just hiking.

00:55:19.590 --> 00:55:22.130
What are you doing? I'm just sitting in the cabin.

00:55:23.110 --> 00:55:27.929
Oh. You know what I mean? I'm kind of thirsty.

00:55:28.230 --> 00:55:30.949
It was just stupid. It was like, okay, I'm going

00:55:30.949 --> 00:55:35.170
to turn this off now. Just so dumb. It was fun,

00:55:35.170 --> 00:55:38.010
though. It was exciting. Not to get my ass beat

00:55:38.010 --> 00:55:42.340
by my dad. You know? Right? Because it's expensive.

00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:44.920
When he gets that freaking phone bill coming

00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:47.820
in, I imagine he was just like, what the fuck?

00:55:48.019 --> 00:55:50.820
I was on the phone for like 30 minutes. I mean,

00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:55.559
just so many examples of our kids having no clue.

00:55:55.840 --> 00:55:58.440
Right. You know what? But our grandparents could

00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.599
say the same thing. Oh, yeah. Think about their

00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:04.639
childhood. Oh, yeah. Let's use the phone. Hello?

00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:08.059
Just think about it. Hot water. We didn't even

00:56:08.059 --> 00:56:10.679
have hot water for showers. Right. They didn't

00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:14.639
have indoor plumbing. They had outhouses. Yeah.

00:56:14.699 --> 00:56:18.340
So, I mean, it's the same. Yeah. It's the same

00:56:18.340 --> 00:56:21.400
every generation, but I guess getting exponentially

00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:25.400
worse as it gets easier for them. It is. It is.

00:56:25.460 --> 00:56:28.159
I saw an article, or maybe I watched it, where

00:56:28.159 --> 00:56:31.579
the next thing out is something you put in. It's

00:56:31.579 --> 00:56:35.769
like a tattoo that goes into your skin. Like

00:56:35.769 --> 00:56:40.309
a barcode? Well, it's electronic, but they said

00:56:40.309 --> 00:56:44.409
you'll be able to use it for security guards,

00:56:44.690 --> 00:56:48.750
pay stuff, potentially talk, that kind of thing.

00:56:49.510 --> 00:56:53.150
Great. And they said they put it on kind of like

00:56:53.150 --> 00:56:55.469
a tattoo so it's better than your skin. Wonderful.

00:56:55.769 --> 00:56:58.309
Yeah. And then a little chip in your neck. Yes.

00:56:58.469 --> 00:57:01.050
And everybody will know where you are. I mean,

00:57:01.050 --> 00:57:04.260
some of it might be cool. I don't know. I mean,

00:57:04.380 --> 00:57:08.000
it's all about the quality of life. You know,

00:57:08.019 --> 00:57:10.519
I imagine it could come in handy. Let's say you're

00:57:10.519 --> 00:57:14.340
85 years old and... They would never understand

00:57:14.340 --> 00:57:20.780
that. No. What the fuck is that? You ruined my

00:57:20.780 --> 00:57:25.159
life! Hold on. Yes. Yes. I wish you had never

00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:28.059
told me about this AI thing. You ruined my life.

00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:30.920
I was like, Dad, are you all right? So the Mr.

00:57:31.079 --> 00:57:33.599
Producer just... Put Total Recall on the screen.

00:57:33.599 --> 00:57:36.119
Yeah, the new one, the reboot. Yeah, 2010 had

00:57:36.119 --> 00:57:38.260
Kate Beckinsale in it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I

00:57:38.260 --> 00:57:41.360
had no idea. She was the bad girl. She was the

00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:43.679
Sharon Stone. And Justin Timberlake's wife. What's

00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:45.659
her name? Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel. That's

00:57:45.659 --> 00:57:48.340
what you just said, isn't it? So, was it good?

00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:52.880
No. Not as good as the first, I think. Well,

00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:55.420
he pulled that big old glowing thing out of his

00:57:55.420 --> 00:57:59.860
nose. He was like, ah, ah, ah. That's the original

00:57:59.860 --> 00:58:20.289
one. Yes, yes. It's like a ping pong ball. And

00:58:20.289 --> 00:58:23.429
then, remember, they take their helmets off outside.

00:58:24.090 --> 00:58:28.570
That looks so fake. I mean, the graphics are

00:58:28.570 --> 00:58:34.090
so bad. Their eyes were bulging. Look at Kate

00:58:34.090 --> 00:58:38.929
Beckinsale. Golly. Did you ever watch the one

00:58:38.929 --> 00:58:41.809
where she's a vampire? Underworld? Underworld,

00:58:41.969 --> 00:58:45.989
yes. Underwear? She was in Underworld? Yeah,

00:58:46.010 --> 00:58:49.349
she was also in Pearl Harbor. She's gorgeous.

00:58:49.530 --> 00:58:51.250
Pearl Harbor. Is that the one we watched? No,

00:58:51.289 --> 00:58:55.849
that was... Lately, I mean, anytime she's on

00:58:55.849 --> 00:58:58.889
social media now, there's something weird about

00:58:58.889 --> 00:59:01.289
her. Does she get some face work done? I'm not

00:59:01.289 --> 00:59:03.550
sure what it is. She doesn't look like she did

00:59:03.550 --> 00:59:05.230
before. A lot of these actresses and actors are

00:59:05.230 --> 00:59:07.389
getting face work, and it's just botching up.

00:59:07.769 --> 00:59:11.010
It's just a compilation of a Zympic face and

00:59:11.010 --> 00:59:15.670
plastic surgery. It's just... Bucal fat? It's

00:59:15.670 --> 00:59:18.940
gnarly. For instance, look at the one... Look

00:59:18.940 --> 00:59:21.440
at the one in the top. Vandy Fair to the left.

00:59:21.780 --> 00:59:25.460
Right, that one. She's just, what's going on?

00:59:25.820 --> 00:59:27.980
She's had some work done. It doesn't look good.

00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:32.340
Well, they also suck out the buccal fat. Yeah.

00:59:32.420 --> 00:59:35.300
She does not look good. Which is your cheek fat.

00:59:35.679 --> 00:59:38.800
She's dismissed. So she has also dismissed rumors

00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:41.099
of cosmetic procedures, calling the accusations

00:59:41.099 --> 00:59:43.840
an obsession with youth bullying and highlighting

00:59:43.840 --> 00:59:46.079
her personal struggles with anxiety after childhood.

00:59:46.500 --> 00:59:48.460
Well, I don't know. I don't know what's going

00:59:48.460 --> 00:59:49.780
on, but she doesn't look the same. It could be

00:59:49.780 --> 00:59:52.420
just makeup, maybe. I don't know. She could be

00:59:52.420 --> 00:59:55.440
auto -zipping. I'm telling you. I don't know.

00:59:55.719 --> 00:59:57.900
It's just sad because she's so beautiful, and

00:59:57.900 --> 01:00:00.119
they just keep trying to change their faces or

01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:01.800
something. I don't know what they're doing. All

01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:03.480
right, we have a bourbon we need to talk about.

01:00:06.679 --> 01:00:09.679
What's it doing? It's a whiskey. Oh, I think

01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:12.119
it is a whiskey. Sweet as Cove, Tennessee. It

01:00:12.119 --> 01:00:15.619
is a bourbon. It is a bourbon. Ah, okay. Well,

01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:17.539
what's interesting is Sweetens Cove, Tennessee,

01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:21.159
Kentucky, and Tennessee bourbon whiskeys. So

01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:24.639
it's a blend. So is it a Tennessee whiskey and

01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:28.500
a Kentucky bourbon? Remember, there are a lot

01:00:28.500 --> 01:00:32.639
of Tennessee whiskeys that classify as a bourbon,

01:00:32.699 --> 01:00:37.219
but the rivalry with Kentucky, like, for instance,

01:00:37.420 --> 01:00:39.300
Jack Daniels is a bourbon, but they'll never

01:00:39.300 --> 01:00:42.280
call it a bourbon. Correct. And Dickle. And Dickle

01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:43.500
is probably a bourbon. Actually, Dickle does

01:00:43.500 --> 01:00:46.289
make a bourbon. They call it a bourbon. And they

01:00:46.289 --> 01:00:48.309
actually call it a bourbon. It's the gold label,

01:00:48.329 --> 01:00:52.070
yeah. Tennessee has that rivalry. Yeah, and this

01:00:52.070 --> 01:00:55.010
is finished with toasted sugar maple wood. It

01:00:55.010 --> 01:00:58.449
is sweet. It does have peppery. The peppery's

01:00:58.449 --> 01:01:01.130
kind of died out a little bit. When we first

01:01:01.130 --> 01:01:03.829
tasted it, it was really peppery. This is 110,

01:01:04.190 --> 01:01:06.969
gentlemen. So this is no... This is actually

01:01:06.969 --> 01:01:09.769
tasty. I like this. Excellent. We liked it the

01:01:09.769 --> 01:01:13.849
first time. I know we did. And I'm still a fan.

01:01:14.050 --> 01:01:17.409
This says it was $200? No. We didn't pay that

01:01:17.409 --> 01:01:21.349
much for it. Hell no. No way. How much is this

01:01:21.349 --> 01:01:24.309
thing? I was going to say. Yeah. And it's great.

01:01:24.369 --> 01:01:27.449
I don't know why he spent $200 on it. This is

01:01:27.449 --> 01:01:30.730
a wonderful sipper. I would drop $44 on this.

01:01:30.849 --> 01:01:33.989
Oh, for sure. A wonderful sipper. Yeah. Finished

01:01:33.989 --> 01:01:37.090
with toasted sugar maple wood. What's the mash

01:01:37.090 --> 01:01:39.409
bill? Do we know? Oh, it's a blend, right? Yeah,

01:01:39.530 --> 01:01:41.150
it's a blend. It doesn't have an age statement

01:01:41.150 --> 01:01:45.010
either. I mean, it qualifies as a bourbon. It

01:01:45.010 --> 01:01:48.449
is really good. Yeah. And I love the premise

01:01:48.449 --> 01:01:51.030
of the bottle. It's like rivals no more. You

01:01:51.030 --> 01:01:53.090
know what I mean? And it's like, did we just

01:01:53.090 --> 01:01:55.130
become best friends? I mean, this whole, they're

01:01:55.130 --> 01:01:58.510
making a fun thing with the whole Tennessee and

01:01:58.510 --> 01:02:02.489
Kentucky thing. So I wonder what whiskeys are

01:02:02.489 --> 01:02:09.329
in here. I don't know. It's a cool cap. Let's

01:02:09.329 --> 01:02:11.840
rate this thing. Or do we want to try to pull

01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:16.840
out the notes? I mean... Well, let's... I mean,

01:02:16.860 --> 01:02:20.199
there's... It's sugar maple. I don't know if

01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:22.219
they... Does that mean the sugar is soaked in

01:02:22.219 --> 01:02:24.360
there? But I will tell you, it's got some fruits

01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:28.519
in there. I'm tasting like... Even like a strawberry.

01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:31.860
You know? It's... Very sweet. It's a little...

01:02:32.139 --> 01:02:34.679
Tart in a certain area, just a little bit, but,

01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:37.320
man, it's so fun to drink. This is good. What's

01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:41.019
crazy is it's so sweet, but it doesn't, you know,

01:02:41.039 --> 01:02:42.639
usually if something's too sweet, we're like,

01:02:42.679 --> 01:02:46.059
ugh, it's like a dessert whiskey. The after one,

01:02:46.079 --> 01:02:48.380
the finish is kind of like a graham cracker,

01:02:48.400 --> 01:02:53.480
kind of like a nutter butter graham cracker kind

01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:58.079
of finish. Like a Biscoff? Yeah. It's sweet on

01:02:58.079 --> 01:03:01.539
the palate, but it finishes like a real whiskey.

01:03:02.059 --> 01:03:06.039
That's what's cool about it. I love it. So there's

01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:07.900
the Sweetens Cove, Tennessee, finished with sugar

01:03:07.900 --> 01:03:09.840
maple wood, features tasting notes of caramel,

01:03:09.920 --> 01:03:12.079
vanilla, bacon spices on the palate, alongside

01:03:12.079 --> 01:03:15.099
with toasted oak graham cracker and hints of

01:03:15.099 --> 01:03:17.940
fruit like berry or stone fruit on the nose of

01:03:17.940 --> 01:03:19.519
palate. I haven't said stone fruit in a while,

01:03:19.579 --> 01:03:22.300
have I? I know every podcast. The finish offers

01:03:22.300 --> 01:03:25.380
lingering maple sweetness, toffee. Did you guys

01:03:25.380 --> 01:03:28.500
taste any toffee in there? I didn't. No. And

01:03:28.500 --> 01:03:30.300
a warm spice well -balanced with the inherent

01:03:30.300 --> 01:03:33.889
sweetness of the bourbon. There is some warmth

01:03:33.889 --> 01:03:37.789
to this one. Especially the first pool is a little

01:03:37.789 --> 01:03:39.329
spicier. Like you said, I think it's mellowed

01:03:39.329 --> 01:03:42.809
as it's opened up. But there's actually a lot

01:03:42.809 --> 01:03:44.849
more heat to this than the first one we had,

01:03:44.949 --> 01:03:48.550
in my opinion. I think this one's richer also.

01:03:49.110 --> 01:03:52.949
I'm enjoying this more than I did the wild turkey.

01:03:54.489 --> 01:03:59.909
I really am. Very tasty. I would rank this in

01:03:59.909 --> 01:04:03.840
the 110 category. I don't know what's in that

01:04:03.840 --> 01:04:08.039
category anymore. I don't either. But if I were

01:04:08.039 --> 01:04:10.780
to categorize 110 category, I would rate this

01:04:10.780 --> 01:04:15.860
a 7 .8. Wow, that's really high. Yeah, I don't

01:04:15.860 --> 01:04:18.099
think I'm that high. I'm probably about a 7 .4

01:04:18.099 --> 01:04:24.000
on this. I was thinking 7 .4, 7 .5, yeah. It's

01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:27.690
great. And it's readily available. Oh, yeah.

01:04:27.750 --> 01:04:29.949
And it's $45. Yeah, this is on the shelves. This

01:04:29.949 --> 01:04:31.469
may be something that we want to replace once

01:04:31.469 --> 01:04:34.550
it's gone. I agree. And do we want to make it

01:04:34.550 --> 01:04:42.829
more gone? No. We denied Sean. Now we have to

01:04:42.829 --> 01:04:45.329
deny you. That's fine. You can deny me. I mean,

01:04:45.369 --> 01:04:49.289
I'll have one. I'm getting up way early tomorrow.

01:04:49.550 --> 01:04:53.329
What, 4 .30? I am, yeah. Playing some b -ball.

01:04:53.570 --> 01:04:55.789
How are the knees doing? Everything's going great.

01:04:55.849 --> 01:04:58.809
I bought these things, you know, these gel knee

01:04:58.809 --> 01:05:03.690
pads, and I leave them in my deep freezer. Do

01:05:03.690 --> 01:05:07.070
you wear them when you play? No. No, that'd be

01:05:07.070 --> 01:05:10.449
a little weird. You're going to laugh, but I

01:05:10.449 --> 01:05:14.090
strap them on for my commute. Strap on. I do.

01:05:14.349 --> 01:05:18.130
They're both strap -ons. And I wear them for

01:05:18.130 --> 01:05:20.909
my commute to Louisville for work. Oh, so you

01:05:20.909 --> 01:05:24.429
put them on after you play then. Yes. And I wear

01:05:24.429 --> 01:05:29.550
them over my jeans. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah.

01:05:29.650 --> 01:05:34.369
And these gel packs are so fucking cold that

01:05:34.369 --> 01:05:37.030
it's like perfect for wearing over the jeans.

01:05:37.190 --> 01:05:39.869
Ice is a huge, I wouldn't call it therapeutic,

01:05:40.030 --> 01:05:44.809
but it helps shit recover, right? Yes. And it's

01:05:44.809 --> 01:05:46.449
working. Yeah. I think I'm going to need to get

01:05:46.449 --> 01:05:48.150
something for my foot at the end of the day.

01:05:48.409 --> 01:05:52.000
Yeah. Well, let me know if you want. This thing's

01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:56.019
great. I bought two of them. Was it just a pad?

01:05:56.380 --> 01:05:59.059
Yeah. It's good for shoulders. It's good for

01:05:59.059 --> 01:06:00.960
knees. I think you can basically wrap this thing

01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:02.940
around anything. What did you guys hear about

01:06:02.940 --> 01:06:05.980
that? Anything come out of that John Bolton raid?

01:06:06.420 --> 01:06:10.260
Not yet. Not yet. I figured you'd hear some more

01:06:10.260 --> 01:06:13.159
about it because they were so... They were like...

01:06:13.159 --> 01:06:17.559
We had confidential papers, top secret papers

01:06:17.559 --> 01:06:20.099
in there. Because he referenced them in his book,

01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:23.539
so they thought he still had them. But based

01:06:23.539 --> 01:06:28.179
on what Jesse... Smollett? Ventura? No, the...

01:06:28.179 --> 01:06:34.019
Fuckers. Duke? On the five, Jesse Waters. Jesse

01:06:34.019 --> 01:06:36.679
Waters was saying that his contacts were alluding

01:06:36.679 --> 01:06:41.539
that there's something way more going on. I heard

01:06:41.539 --> 01:06:45.119
that. I think what I saw, you saw J .D. Vance's

01:06:45.119 --> 01:06:48.500
interview with whatever the media hack lady it

01:06:48.500 --> 01:06:51.920
was. And he was like, we're just, you know, they

01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:53.920
think there's a case there. We're not, I don't

01:06:53.920 --> 01:06:55.960
know anything really about it. We're developing

01:06:55.960 --> 01:06:57.940
it. If there's something illegal there, then

01:06:57.940 --> 01:07:01.000
we will press charges. But you guys see how this

01:07:01.000 --> 01:07:03.539
looks. The optics are horrible. First, you got

01:07:03.539 --> 01:07:06.309
Schiff, right, who's being. you know mortgage

01:07:06.309 --> 01:07:09.090
fraud now you got bolton with the fbi raid but

01:07:09.090 --> 01:07:10.769
are they are they breaking the law though that's

01:07:10.769 --> 01:07:13.670
what it is if he broke the law yep and who's

01:07:13.670 --> 01:07:16.150
the other the new york attorney general or whatever

01:07:16.150 --> 01:07:20.469
leticia james she's being pursued for mortgage

01:07:20.469 --> 01:07:23.369
fraud because she got favorable uh loan rates

01:07:23.369 --> 01:07:25.190
because she claimed that she was living somewhere

01:07:25.190 --> 01:07:28.449
else or primary residence or something it i'm

01:07:28.449 --> 01:07:31.230
just saying i don't care i think i i agree with

01:07:31.230 --> 01:07:35.260
you it's just the optics of it It's playing into

01:07:35.260 --> 01:07:38.460
the hands of the critics. Of the critics, yes.

01:07:38.579 --> 01:07:40.239
Well, I don't care. They came after him when

01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:45.159
they threw the book at him. 100%. And everything,

01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:47.840
like he runs, Trump was right about everything.

01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:52.639
Granted, he was convicted, yes. Technically,

01:07:52.679 --> 01:07:54.820
he was a felon because they convicted his ass.

01:07:55.000 --> 01:07:57.760
But I think that was a kangaroo court. Nobody's

01:07:57.760 --> 01:08:00.179
above the law for like four years. Yeah, that's

01:08:00.179 --> 01:08:01.579
all I have to say. No one's above the law. Guess

01:08:01.579 --> 01:08:04.019
what? Nobody's above the law. Right. Yeah, no

01:08:04.019 --> 01:08:07.639
one's above the law. And it just happens that

01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:11.760
these guys are fucking assholes, and apparently

01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:13.119
they've broken the law. I don't know if they

01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:15.059
have or not. We'll have to wait and see. Yeah,

01:08:15.139 --> 01:08:18.079
we'll see. I'm holding out judgment, unlike what

01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:21.399
they did with Trump, until the proof hits and

01:08:21.399 --> 01:08:24.720
whatever happens, happens. It's amazing how during

01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:28.409
the Trump era, when they would... Go after him.

01:08:28.470 --> 01:08:31.149
They already had all the items listed. This is

01:08:31.149 --> 01:08:35.770
what he did. Because of the optics and because

01:08:35.770 --> 01:08:37.909
of this drama that everyone's going through,

01:08:38.310 --> 01:08:42.789
the Republicans can help themselves if they were

01:08:42.789 --> 01:08:46.529
to at least have Kash Patel come up with something.

01:08:46.729 --> 01:08:49.380
Hey, dude, look, you did this. Can you tell the

01:08:49.380 --> 01:08:51.380
American people why you're doing this? Because

01:08:51.380 --> 01:08:53.600
right now it just looks like Trump's going after

01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:55.840
him. Yeah, like Trump's got a list of people

01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.359
and they're going after him one at a time. Diffuse

01:08:58.359 --> 01:09:00.439
some of these things. What's going on with this?

01:09:00.500 --> 01:09:02.380
Oh, we can't talk about this as an ongoing investigation.

01:09:02.460 --> 01:09:05.520
I get it, but... Yeah, throw me a bone here.

01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:07.520
Yeah, something to let people know what's going

01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:11.000
on. Is this because Trump... Of course it's not,

01:09:11.100 --> 01:09:13.500
at least I hope not. And then you got Tulsi Gabbard

01:09:13.500 --> 01:09:18.239
who's pulling all the... you know, what is it,

01:09:18.260 --> 01:09:22.119
classified clearance, right? Oh, yeah. Pulling

01:09:22.119 --> 01:09:25.500
from all the intelligence officials that backed

01:09:25.500 --> 01:09:29.479
the Russian thing. I mean, it looks like this

01:09:29.479 --> 01:09:33.000
huge pattern of retribution. Well, I think also

01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:37.670
part of it is you need to clean house. And that's

01:09:37.670 --> 01:09:40.250
really what it is. But they do that every administration.

01:09:40.350 --> 01:09:42.470
No. No, they don't. No, no, not to this level.

01:09:42.529 --> 01:09:45.090
They're literally rooting out deep state agents

01:09:45.090 --> 01:09:47.130
throughout all the agencies. Yeah, these people

01:09:47.130 --> 01:09:49.829
are not elected. And yes, it looks like retribution

01:09:49.829 --> 01:09:52.109
and it looks like retaliation, but the bottom

01:09:52.109 --> 01:09:53.810
line is you're absolutely right, Jeff. They are

01:09:53.810 --> 01:09:58.010
rooting out rot. Yes. Partisan hack rot. The

01:09:58.010 --> 01:09:59.909
bureaucracy. The bureaucracy is trying to get

01:09:59.909 --> 01:10:03.909
it out of there because it was slanted to one

01:10:03.909 --> 01:10:07.229
side. Got to do it. So, anyway. Well, good for

01:10:07.229 --> 01:10:09.850
them. I'm excited about it. I kind of wish that

01:10:09.850 --> 01:10:12.850
the optics would kind of... It doesn't look good.

01:10:12.909 --> 01:10:14.909
It does look bad. I agree. So, you know, I think

01:10:14.909 --> 01:10:17.489
that if they were smart, they would come up with

01:10:17.489 --> 01:10:20.430
some sort of synopsis or something that would

01:10:20.430 --> 01:10:23.270
kind of keep people from making those stories

01:10:23.270 --> 01:10:27.039
up. About Trump. It's crazy. I agree. All right.

01:10:27.060 --> 01:10:31.500
We need to do a Dudes Like Us logo. So we're

01:10:31.500 --> 01:10:34.060
going to put a shout out out there, a task for

01:10:34.060 --> 01:10:36.539
our listeners. If you want to make a logo for

01:10:36.539 --> 01:10:38.720
us to consider to put in our backdrop once the

01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:41.420
video gets posted, DMS on Instagram or Facebook,

01:10:41.579 --> 01:10:43.659
we'll take you into consideration. Wow, yeah.

01:10:44.479 --> 01:10:46.119
We're shopping hard for this. This is going to

01:10:46.119 --> 01:10:48.119
be awesome. We're crowdfunding this. God bless.

01:10:49.100 --> 01:10:51.399
Crowd source, not podcast. Crowd source. Yeah,

01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:53.399
we haven't gotten a damn penny. What's wrong

01:10:53.399 --> 01:10:55.579
with you people? Step up, man. Crowdfunding would

01:10:55.579 --> 01:10:57.420
be good, too. It would be good. Thank you, Mr.

01:10:57.500 --> 01:10:59.640
Producer Chuck, for staying on top of shit. We

01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:04.539
had a great time August 26th, 2025. The last

01:11:04.539 --> 01:11:07.859
podcast of August. It is. September starts September,

01:11:07.979 --> 01:11:11.060
October, November, something. We're the last.

01:11:12.539 --> 01:11:13.859
No, not quite yet. I was going to say in the

01:11:13.859 --> 01:11:16.300
last quarter, but not quite yet. Not quite. Getting

01:11:16.300 --> 01:11:18.819
close. We're going to be having another Halloween

01:11:18.819 --> 01:11:22.239
party. Is Paul's birthday coming up? Yeah. He

01:11:22.239 --> 01:11:24.100
usually schedules his birthday right on our Halloween

01:11:24.100 --> 01:11:29.100
party. Yeah, no. I may be out of town. I don't

01:11:29.100 --> 01:11:31.500
really schedule my birthday. It just kind of

01:11:31.500 --> 01:11:35.859
happens. Anyway. All right. Well, let's enjoy

01:11:35.859 --> 01:11:37.560
this nice weather. All right. Thanks for listening.

01:11:37.720 --> 01:11:39.000
I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.