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The Friday night podcast. I didn't have my headset

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on. Yeah, you're not ready. It was so fast. I

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was trying to cut your hand. Yeah, he couldn't

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even open the beer. He needed the man to open

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it for him. What is going on? You've fallen to

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new lows, Sean. New lows. When a man can't open

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his own beer, did he hand it to you, Jeff? Yep.

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I just stuck it in my belly button. Nice. Yes.

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Oh, my God. See, that's ripped ass. I see some

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lint in here. He's got serious. Yes. Serious

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six -pack or one -pack or what do you call it?

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It's just one big blob. All right. For our listeners

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out there, obviously, this is the second half

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of the Dudes Like Us podcast for August 22nd.

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Yes. Hey, man, if you guys want to check us out

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on Facebook or Instagram, we're there, right?

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We are. I'm not an Instagram guy, but apparently...

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I'm sorry, what? I'm not an Instagram guy. I

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had a minor seizure. Yes, we are on Instagram.

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We're on dudeslikeus -podcast. We also have a

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dudeslikeus -woodcraft if you're interested in

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some of the swag that we can make. We've got

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some cool stuff. Jeff has become quite the wood

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stylist down there with our CNC machine from

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Onefinity. Is that what it is? Is it Onefinity?

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It's Onefinity, yes. Onefinity. So we've got

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a Onefinity machine that does all kinds of cool

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things, lasering and engraving. I need to do

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some stuff. I've started back up work, so I haven't

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been able to focus on anything down there, but

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I need to make some more magnets. I know you

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want some business cards as well. Yeah, I do,

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but you know what? You just got to make a list.

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You got to make a little checklist, a little

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to -do list. I'm back on Paul again with his

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magic to -do list. I'm a huge proponent for that.

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Lists are the way to roll, guys. I did make another

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1845 Texas for us. Oh, okay. I don't know, 24

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or 18 by 20 or something like that. So it's decent.

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We just need to frame it. Now that we're starting

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some video, we're going to have to decorate the

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left and the right side. We're going to need

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some symmetry back there. By the way, we need

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some of our own swag. Thank you, Mr. Chuck, our

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producer for taking care of shit all the time

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for our Dudes Like Us podcast. I'm Sean. I'm

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Paul. And I'm Jeff. We have a jam -packed fun

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second half. First half was a little serious.

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Yes, we're very serious people. Yeah, you know,

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we're talking a little politics. We're talking

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about policy. We're talking about things going

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on. Did we even talk about John Bolton? No, we

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did not. Holy shit. I don't want to dive too

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much into John Bolton, but it did happen. A little

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butt slap today. It's kind of nefarious things

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going on. Well, he's kind of an asshole. He's

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a total asshole. He's a sleazeball based on what

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Trump was saying, but I'll touch just this little

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bit, and then you guys can run with anything

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you want, but it might... From what I understood,

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they were initially saying that there was some

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papers that he had that were confidential that

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he shouldn't have. But other sources have said,

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well, there's some other stuff going on that

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is far worse. About Bolton? About Bolton that

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has nothing to do with the papers. Well, he had

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top secret clearance until a couple weeks ago.

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He just got it revoked. So who knows if he had

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access to anything? I will tell you this. Of

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all the things that are happening, the optics.

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Yes. Thank you. Paul said we have to be. Emotive.

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Jesus. When we do video, you're going to see

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a lot of this. All right. Anyway. Wow. I pulled

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something. I know I did. I heard a pop. My shoulder

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dislocated. I look like a little bear dancing.

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I didn't know I was gone. You need to get 911.

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I would put those guys to shame, I guess. All

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right. Anyway. A little magic, Mike. Yeah. The

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thing is, there's a lot of things that are happening

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right now that don't look good optically, right?

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Because it looks like revenge. And that's true.

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It does. I mean, yeah, because Bolton was a Trump

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hater. And suddenly now, you know, he gets raided.

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And then this is happening. And then the Letitia

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James, right? Now they reversed the thing for.

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The half a billion dollar. Exactly. All these

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things that were like when Biden was in office.

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Well, because a lot of those things were illegal.

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Yes. Or incorrect, and they're kind of fixing

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some things. Yeah, they're just righting the

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wrongs. I agree, but from the left's perspective,

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this is a huge... See, I told you so. Yep. This

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is all retribution, and that's why Biden did

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his bullshit proactive pardons. Pardons, yeah.

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Because he knew what was coming. What about Shifty

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Schiff? I know. He's in a shitload of trouble.

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Yeah, and that looks like another retaliation

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type thing. Leticia James. It just doesn't look

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good. I know it's all legit. It doesn't look

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good. I don't care. I don't care either. I mean,

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this really, look, they shouldn't be doing it.

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I know they've been doing it forever, but they

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shouldn't be doing it. It's wrong. I think people

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should just stop with the madness. Well, I learned

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a new term. Writing it wrong. I learned a new

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term last year or the year before, whenever it

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came out, was lawfare. Yes. I guess maybe I've

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heard it before, but I never understood it. But

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basically, it's warfare. Using the law. Yep.

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And that's what the Dems were doing. They were

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just throwing everything against the wall to

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get Trump in trouble to see what would stick.

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And not just Trump. Any, you know. True. Adversarial,

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like, what do you call it? Not competitor, but

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whoever they want to get out of the way. Accomplice.

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Yes. Whoever they want to get out of the way.

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Whatever happened to the whole Georgia thing

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where the DA was sleeping with the lawyer. Fannie.

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Fannie. Whatever happened with that, did that

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thing just go away? Sounds like it. I know she

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got yanked off. I haven't heard anything about

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it. That's just it. There's a long list of unaccountability.

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You know, these people that are doing wrong,

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and they're throwing stones and slandering, and

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then it just disappears. Oh, it's okay. You just

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caused me to have to listen to something for

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the last nine months. And then poof. And now

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it's gone. Okay, so what happened? Okay, well,

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okay, so they just dismissed it. Okay, so we're

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just going to let it go? You did all that? It's

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kind of like the laptop, and I hate bringing

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it up. We weren't going to talk about the politics,

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but it's, you know, look. We're going to talk

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about John Bolton. That was the spirit of this.

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I was going to say that, and it does look bad,

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the optics of it. Way to go, Sean. You drug us

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right back into politics. It was the optics of

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it, but like on the five today, Jesse, he had

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mentioned that His contacts have said that there's

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something else going on, and it has nothing to

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do with confidential papers that he has. What

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could that mean? It means that he's got some

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bullshit going on. I don't know. Money? Did he?

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No, he's insinuating. Mineral oil? No, he's insinuating.

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I knew it. It's mineral oil. Say it the way you

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say it. It has to do with money. With money?

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With money. It has to do with mustache rides.

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Yeah, he does have a good mustache. Is he counterfeiting?

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Is he a counterfeiter? I don't know. No one knows,

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really. So we'll just have to wait and find out.

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He is a douchebag, though. Yeah. I mean, when

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Trump was saying that, you know, when he would

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go out to some of these meetings out in other

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countries, and the other country presidents would

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be like, ambassadors would be like, we don't

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want to work with this guy. He's an asshole.

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Oh, Bolton. Because Bolton was like trying to

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start wars everywhere. You know, you got to figure

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out, I mean, that was what was insinuated. They're

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like, we don't like what these guys are doing.

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Well, you should bomb them. Just attack them.

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Do whatever you can to annihilate them. But Trump

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doesn't want us to. You know what? Fuck Trump.

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Was he part of the military complex? Look at

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my mustache. Maybe he was making a lot of money

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off of the military industry to where, As the

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wars raged, he made money, maybe. Maybe. I'm

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sure he did, just like Fauci. He was like, look

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at my mustache. You don't want peace. You want

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war. These are not the droids you're looking

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for. Good Lord. So, Jeff, you had said a text

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earlier this week of cities in the United States

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that you just, you don't. We're going to kind

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of rifle off some of these because you're kind

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of like, I can't believe these are actual cities.

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And I'll dumb down, even without even looking

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at this, let's go over some that are occurring

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in Texas. Well, real quick, the map is the most

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lewd -sounding town names in each state. Yeah,

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so they pick the most one for each state. There's

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going to be 50 of them. So there's 50, and some

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of these are pretty interesting. Yeah, they are.

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So let's go round robin. We'll pick a state and

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we'll say what it is. Round Robin. What did you

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say? Round Robin. What does that mean? Round

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the horn. I've never heard that phrase ever.

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You know what? The last time I said Round Robin,

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you said the same thing. Round Robin. Was I drunk

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when I said it? I'm guessing you were. Round

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Robin. The World Cup is Round Robin. All right.

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So, Jeff, go first. Pick a state. Go. I want

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to pick Wisconsin. Wisconsin. All right. What's

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that one? Spread Eagle. Oh, I know somebody that

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lives in Spread Eagle. Is that like a liquor?

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Spread Eagle is when you're, you know, it's like

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beaving it, you know. No. That's when the cops

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are going, hey, Spread Eagle. Yeah, you spread

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your legs and your vag is hanging out. Now, that's

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kind of like what they did on a music video from

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the 80s. What was the, here I go again, white

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snake on my own. And he had that girl in the

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red Corvette. What's her name? Tara. Tara. Tara.

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Tawny Katane. Tawny. Tawny. It's not Tawny. It's

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Tawny. No. Here we go. Don't contest, Jeff. Look

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at him. Yeah, who am I? Look, when Jeff says

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no and he has the head bobble compounded with

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that. I'm going toe -to -toe with Tawny. Yeah,

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there you go. That's not the same lady. Yes,

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it is. Tani Katanga. Look at her now. She's dead

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now. Oh, my God. Oh, now I feel horrible. Wow,

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that's not her. That's not her, but man. She

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had those gums. That is an advertisement. She

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had a lot of work done. All right, go back to

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the States. She died like four years ago. Oh,

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my God. Anyway, so Spread Eagle. Spread Eagle.

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I'm next. I'm going to do Oregon. Oregon is wanker's

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corner. That's the name of a city. Wanker's Corner.

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A town. Just in the corner. Okay, well, is this

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a town or is this a city? It's a town. It's a

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town. It's a sounding town. Or is it a village?

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You know what? This is also going to be a good

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geography test because you have to know which

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state it is because they're not listed. Interesting.

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Go ahead, Sean. What's yours? I'm going to go

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with Pennsylvania with intercourse. I actually

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have heard of that one before. I have too. Pennsylvania,

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intercourse. All right, Jeff, back to you. Are

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we going to do the producer? Yeah. I'm sorry.

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Go ahead. Dude, give me Massachusetts. Ooh. Where

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is that? Felchville. Felchville. Oh, God. Oh,

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that's gross. Do our listeners know what Felch

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is? I don't even know what Felch is. Yes, you

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do. You know Mung? You know Mung and Felch? How

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do I remember this? I wanted Jeff to define it.

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Am I right about this? Mung and Felch? All right.

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So the most lewd sounding town names in each

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state. Felchville is actually a town in Massachusetts.

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All right. Back to Jeff. Go. I want to go with,

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I think, South Carolina. Sugar tit. Sugar tit.

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Nice. Sugar tit. Girls like it when you call

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them that. They do. Imagine saying, so where

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do you live? I live in sugar tit. Sugar tit.

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There's all kinds. I mean, look, there's a whole

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thing. Just think about that. All right, I'm

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going with Missouri. Cooter. Cooter. That is

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Missouri. That's Missouri, right? Hang on. That's

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the nickname of half the people in the South,

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though. Come on. Wasn't he the mechanic at Dukes

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of Hazzard? He's the mechanic at Dukes, yeah.

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At Dukes of Hazzard and the cars, the movies

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from Disney. I get it. All right, we'll do one

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more round. Go ahead. Go, Sean. Well, I mean,

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hmm. Let me see. Why don't you do Hawaii? Go

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ahead. Hawaii? Good luck. Okay, I'm going to

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do Hawaii. That's lots of vowels. It's a lot

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of vowels. Hana, Hana, Na Poo Poo. Hana. I don't

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even know how you say that. Hana Unao. Hanao,

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Hanao, Papua. Why don't you copy that and say,

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how do you pronounce this? Yes. Yes, do that.

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I can't. Do that. Hanao, Nao, Na Poo Poo. And

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we'll go back to that. Yes. All right. Well,

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there's quite a few really good ones on here.

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There are. What is Illinois? Is it Dick up there?

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Is that Dick? That's Michigan. That's Michigan?

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Michigan's Dick. Illinois is Booty. Booty. Yeah.

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I've actually been to one of these cities. Probably

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Balltown. How about Idaho? Probably Blue Ball.

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How about Idaho? Dick Shooter. Dick Shooter's

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a good one. Yeah. Have you been to Beaver City?

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Beaver City. Where's that at? Well, look at California.

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What kind of city is that? Rough and ready. Is

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that Nebraska? Yeah. That's Nebraska. Look at

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me. I knew where Nebraska was. Very nice. So

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the one I've been to is in Kentucky. Wait, wait.

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You haven't been to PP Township? No, I've never

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been to PP Township. Oh, God. I've been to Big

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Bone. Big Bone. Big Bone, Sweet Lips, Ball Play,

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Splunge, Butts, Dry Pong, Muskogee. Oh, wait.

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Sean's just got Tourette's all of a sudden. Yeah.

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I mean, this is incredible. I mean, you got Wood

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Socket, Wound Socket. Oh, look at Keister. Blue

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Ball Village. That's Jeff's favorite word. It

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is. He says it all the time. No, you do. No,

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well, I mean. That's a Sean thing. Yeah, but

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Jeff taught me that. Wound Socket. Hooker. God.

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Butternut. Where are you from? Well, you already

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said Wanker's Corner, right? Right. What is Washington?

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Hump Tulips? Hump Tulips. I don't understand

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Alaska. Someone may have to explain that one

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to me. Mary's Igloo? Dick Shooter. Is Igloo a

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slang for vagina? I think Mary's Igloo used to

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be probably some sort of a trade. Igloo, I guess

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people would show up and they would make... Igloo

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is what they ask about. Yeah, I've got some stuff

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for sale and it became a popular little area

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and they were like, hey, it's going to call it

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Mary's Igloo. Or maybe it's a red light district.

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I don't know. I'm just trying to imagine the

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locals, right? They're like, so where do I go

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to get this done? Okay, well, you go past Wanker's

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Corner and about 30 miles outside of that, you're

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going to get to Hump Tulips. And then take a

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left and then Dick's Shooter, right there at

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Dick's Shooter at Corner Town. I mean, really?

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And if you get the ball play, you've gone too

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far. Yeah. If you miss ball play, you'll end

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up right up in the butts. Don't overshoot the

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ball play. You'll wind up in the butts. Where'd

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you find this? This is great. I love it. This

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is, I don't know. It's stately .com, stately

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blog. Okay, that's good. I don't know, I just

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Googled it. Yeah, we got to do more of that later.

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Butternuts. I like it. Butternuts, New York.

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I like it. Sweet lips. All right, so, you know,

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one thing that we didn't, we brought up a little

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bit, but, you know, walk us through, give us

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the, like, the two -minute version of your excursion,

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Mr. Producer. Oh, me and my favorite place on

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Earth, Destin, Florida. It's not Miccosucky?

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No, it's not Miccosucky. Miccosucky? Is that

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right outside of Miccosucky? Or is it by dry

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prong? It's closer to Splunge. And ball play.

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And ball play. These are real town names. Actually,

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the closest is actually ball play. Every state.

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So they have the map of the United States. It's

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in the taint of ball play. So if anybody doesn't

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know where Destin is, it's in the, it's not in

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the armpits. It's in the panhandle. It's in the

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panhandle of Florida. It's about three counties

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into Florida, right? Right. Right across the

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border. Yeah. Yeah. Just go past Floribama line

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or whatever. It's a couple hundred miles from

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Orange Beach. Orange Beach. Yeah. Maybe an hour,

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hour and a half. All right. So you. It goes to

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Pensacola and then. So you and a bunch of buddies

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rented a condo on the beach. Yeah, a bunch of

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them. Yeah, right across the street from me.

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You and your fellow musicians. Did you do a circle

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stare? I don't know what that means. Yeah, you

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do. It's where people are staring at each other.

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And saying nothing. Paul wants to do a circle

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stare. But looking at each other fondlingly.

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Nude. Fondlingly. Jesus, this is the second half.

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Actually, we kind of do that during this podcast,

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don't we? We kind of do. You've been there for

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a week, Chuck. Walk us through this. We go and

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we jam as a band. We go fishing. But you're on

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vacation and you were talking to me about some

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of the expenses. It kind of tripped me out. And

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that's one of the reasons I want to bring this

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up because Because, you know, vacations and cost,

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the shit money costs. It's expensive. It's expensive.

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And one thing he brought up was just kind of

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like, what the fuck, man? He was like, you know

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what? To have a service for the week that he

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was there, to have an umbrella and a set amount

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of chairs down there, was like 500 bucks for

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the week. Yeah. Yep. For that. Yeah. Yeah. And

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I'm like. And did you even sit under the umbrella

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that week? Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, then there you

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go. It was worth it. That's why you got that

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nice bikini tan line. But don't you? Yeah. Nice.

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It was the bronzing, the bronzing umbrella. Actually,

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he doesn't have tan lines. Yeah, we split it

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three ways. Oh, three? Yeah, well, you know.

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Now it's like a little umbrella, like a little

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thing where you're all crammed underneath. It's

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a big blue umbrella. It's probably 10 feet around.

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Wow, that's a big diameter. And then you throw

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a couple lounge chairs. How do they fasten the

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umbrella to the - Just stick it right into a

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hole. Oh, so there's a hole there? Yeah. Is it

00:18:03.829 --> 00:18:05.670
like a concrete hole? They actually have a drill

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with a little auger on it, and they just zip,

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and then just stick it right in there. Very nice.

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And it stays. Even if it's windy, it stays. It's

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crazy. But you sent a video of you guys all jamming

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out and playing ACDC, or was it ACDC? Oh, we

00:18:18.569 --> 00:18:20.390
played everything. It was the Beastie Boys. Beastie

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Boys, yeah. Beastie Boys. And there was like

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eight of you, I thought. There's a lot of us,

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yeah. Everybody there is a musician, so they

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all want to play. So I guess you mentioned multiple

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umbrellas. I don't know. Oh, yeah. We had like

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15 umbrellas together. So 15 times 500. They

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made a lot of money, though. They made a lot

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of money. Actually, I think there was probably

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eight umbrellas, 15 chairs. I think that's how

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it went. So that company made about six grand

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off you guys. You might as well just freaking

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get a circus tent. On a fucking umbrella. Just

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for the umbrellas. You could have had a circus

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tent out there. Could have. Why are we not doing

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this? They do not allow tents. You could have

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set up an entire wedding. I mean, there's a little

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venue out there. You could probably buy an umbrella

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cheaper than that. Just leave it there. Yeah.

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And I got to show you guys the videos of, we

00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:05.980
went to Rum Runners, which is a piano bar, and

00:19:05.980 --> 00:19:08.640
we just took over the place. Nice. We're like,

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you guys, yeah, you're great. Just move over.

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We're going to play a little while and sing and

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all that kind of crap. What does that mean? You

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got on stage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With your guitars?

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Yeah. Keith, Adam. Shelly, they all played. And

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the owners just kind of said, hey, have some

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fun. Have some fun. Yeah. We're here for fun.

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They let you do it. And everybody left. If you

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break it, you buy it. Like all the people that

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were there left. I guess. No, they're great,

00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:36.400
man. They're all pro musicians that play in local

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bands that play in North Austin. And they're

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all fantastic. I love them. You were in heaven.

00:19:43.519 --> 00:19:45.059
Yeah. Jamming with these guys. It's a week of

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just jamming with the... The people you like,

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oh, no, watch the play. If we went to go to the

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Revel and saw those guys, and then we hung out

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with those guys for a week. That's super cool,

00:19:54.440 --> 00:19:57.000
man. Yeah. Well, very nice. And you had a ball.

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Had a ball. We had a raging boner the entire

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time. Fantastic. You know he did. Whiskey. No

00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:05.019
whiskey dick. No whiskey dick. Did you eat vomiting?

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So you show vomiting. There was some vomiting.

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Really? I knew it. Was that on the boat? I knew

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it. On the boat. The boat was a little rough.

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He chummed. Yeah, we chummed the water a little

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bit. Chummed the water, yeah. But to give them

00:20:17.339 --> 00:20:20.200
a little context, you went out fishing. Fishing,

00:20:20.299 --> 00:20:22.099
yeah, deep sea fishing. Yeah, we caught probably

00:20:22.099 --> 00:20:26.019
eight. I caught eight vermilion, which are kind

00:20:26.019 --> 00:20:28.680
of like a red snapper knockoff. Snapper. Yeah.

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So you guys had some fresh fish for dinner? Yeah,

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we did. Yep. Did you grill it? You grill it outside?

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What did you do? No, Keith is a kind of a, he's

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an executive chef, and he actually baked it with

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some good. Garlic and butter. Saffron and rosemary.

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We had saffron rice. One of my friends is an

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executive chef. He's also the bassist. One of

00:20:55.619 --> 00:20:59.160
my friends is an offshore fishing guy. I know

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someone with an airplane. I'm going to fly down

00:21:01.259 --> 00:21:06.069
there. I hear a lot of jealousy. It's more envious.

00:21:06.069 --> 00:21:08.069
But listen, we're happy that you had a good time.

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I'm excited. There's maybe an opportunity for

00:21:10.869 --> 00:21:13.230
us to maybe join you next time. I don't know.

00:21:13.309 --> 00:21:14.710
It's the best beach in America. That'd be cool.

00:21:15.109 --> 00:21:18.990
What about a little karaoke option? Yeah, well,

00:21:19.089 --> 00:21:20.650
we do. But they play their own music. We did

00:21:20.650 --> 00:21:22.289
that last year. When the band couldn't play,

00:21:22.369 --> 00:21:24.859
we did karaoke. So, yeah. I'm just thinking,

00:21:24.859 --> 00:21:26.880
you know, I could bring a laptop that has some

00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:28.799
karaoke stuff. We could look up to a pre -existing

00:21:28.799 --> 00:21:29.740
sound system. Yeah, Mike didn't go this year.

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He didn't bring the laptop with the karaoke.

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But if he, yeah, that's perfect. Yeah. It sets

00:21:34.660 --> 00:21:37.299
up well in the house and people love it. They

00:21:37.299 --> 00:21:40.819
come up. Oh, everybody loves karaoke. Yeah. Especially

00:21:40.819 --> 00:21:43.900
after like six beers. That's it. That's the key.

00:21:44.220 --> 00:21:46.759
It really is the key. You know, because you don't

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even care what you sound like. Did you find any

00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:52.619
good bourbons down there? You know, so we went

00:21:52.619 --> 00:21:54.359
to Total Wine. They just opened a new Total Wine,

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and they had buffalo trays for $25. Yeah. So

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I bought two. Nice. And then I found a 1792 foolproof.

00:22:04.279 --> 00:22:06.579
It was $50. It was the normal price. I didn't

00:22:06.579 --> 00:22:10.660
find anything special at that Total Wine, but

00:22:10.660 --> 00:22:13.380
I went to this place called Beauchamp's, and

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they had the list, right? Yeah, but their pricing

00:22:18.819 --> 00:22:20.339
was ridiculous. Oh, my God. Their pricing was

00:22:20.339 --> 00:22:22.440
ridiculous. They knew what they had. They knew

00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:25.539
what they had. Yeah. And what do they have? What's

00:22:25.539 --> 00:22:30.759
it called? The OFC. The OFC. Yeah. The OFC was

00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:35.119
$500 a shot. Pass. Shot. Big pass. Yeah. Big

00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:36.819
pass. But they sold half. Unless somebody else

00:22:36.819 --> 00:22:38.940
buys it. But they're reasonable. They'll sell

00:22:38.940 --> 00:22:42.059
you a half shot for $250. Oh, that's a hell of

00:22:42.059 --> 00:22:44.920
a deal. Such a great deal. Right. Like, if you're

00:22:44.920 --> 00:22:47.569
only half celebrating. winning the lottery or

00:22:47.569 --> 00:22:51.289
whatever. You just won a mini lottery. Yeah,

00:22:51.309 --> 00:22:53.750
but you bought a bottle. So you bought the two

00:22:53.750 --> 00:22:56.130
Buffalo Trace, and you got the foolproof, but

00:22:56.130 --> 00:22:58.450
you got another one, the Riff. Oh, the Riff.

00:22:58.569 --> 00:23:01.450
Yeah, new Riff. Single barrel. Yeah, because

00:23:01.450 --> 00:23:04.549
coincidentally, we did the sampling of the new

00:23:04.549 --> 00:23:06.170
Riff. Just the week before I left. And it was

00:23:06.170 --> 00:23:08.130
the same bottle. No, ours was a single barrel.

00:23:08.190 --> 00:23:09.890
Yours was something else. It was a single barrel

00:23:09.890 --> 00:23:12.150
as well. But different single barrels. Oh, it

00:23:12.150 --> 00:23:13.670
was a different single barrel, yeah. A different

00:23:13.670 --> 00:23:17.670
barrel, but the same. Yeah, it was kind of funny.

00:23:17.730 --> 00:23:20.470
I was like, I know this one. Yes, pour. That's

00:23:20.470 --> 00:23:22.269
good. And then they had the musician down there

00:23:22.269 --> 00:23:25.109
from Still Austin. So did you digest all four

00:23:25.109 --> 00:23:27.130
of those bottles while you were there? No, actually,

00:23:27.269 --> 00:23:29.769
Greg took some home. So when I go visit Greg,

00:23:29.869 --> 00:23:33.930
I got some. The riff? Yep. No, the riff was Keith's.

00:23:34.390 --> 00:23:37.309
He brought that. Yeah, but my point is you picked

00:23:37.309 --> 00:23:39.450
up two Buffalo Trace and a full proof. Did you

00:23:39.450 --> 00:23:42.609
consume those? I consumed one Buffalo Trace and

00:23:42.609 --> 00:23:46.980
half of the other two. Okay. Yeah. That's a good

00:23:46.980 --> 00:23:49.900
tearing. Not bad for seven to eight days worth

00:23:49.900 --> 00:23:51.980
of work. Right. Tore into it pretty good. And

00:23:51.980 --> 00:23:54.660
then they also had the gentleman, they had a

00:23:54.660 --> 00:23:58.319
Jack Daniels Sinatra. Oh, yeah. How was that?

00:23:58.440 --> 00:24:00.900
It was pretty good. So I'm going to ask you,

00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:03.420
as far as it goes on vacations and just everyday

00:24:03.420 --> 00:24:07.099
stuff, I have a very difficult time drinking

00:24:07.099 --> 00:24:09.900
during days, period. Any day. Let's say it's

00:24:09.900 --> 00:24:12.759
a Saturday. I'm not a huge fan of drinking on

00:24:12.759 --> 00:24:15.630
a Saturday morning. I'm not, period. I mean,

00:24:15.730 --> 00:24:19.069
I have. What did we do when we were at Tahoe?

00:24:19.150 --> 00:24:21.130
Weren't we drinking that bullet like all day?

00:24:22.150 --> 00:24:24.609
I don't know. You started at 5 a .m. I don't

00:24:24.609 --> 00:24:26.029
remember. We'd sit out there in the back with

00:24:26.029 --> 00:24:30.250
the hammock. And just drink all day. I think

00:24:30.250 --> 00:24:32.980
we drank. Kind of like Pottsboro. We drank all

00:24:32.980 --> 00:24:35.579
day. Yeah, but you're missing the point. It's

00:24:35.579 --> 00:24:37.119
not something like when you go on vacation. He's

00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:40.099
like, I don't do it, but I do it. Actually, I

00:24:40.099 --> 00:24:41.920
don't remember doing that. Yeah, we had a whole

00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:43.539
handle of bullets. That's the key. You don't

00:24:43.539 --> 00:24:45.200
remember. That's probably why I woke up with

00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:48.579
such issues. Could be. Sleep apnea. Dude, I woke

00:24:48.579 --> 00:24:50.200
up in the middle of the night in Lake Tahoe.

00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:53.619
Scratches all over your back. Dude, I thought

00:24:53.619 --> 00:24:56.920
I was going to die. I had regurgitated in my

00:24:56.920 --> 00:24:59.829
mouth. Oh, that's not cool. It was a little bit,

00:24:59.970 --> 00:25:03.109
but I was suffocating. That's not good. And I

00:25:03.109 --> 00:25:05.509
was in the middle of sleep. I get up in a panic,

00:25:05.670 --> 00:25:09.630
and I'm gasping for air. And there's like shit

00:25:09.630 --> 00:25:11.529
flying out of your mouth? No, it was minimal,

00:25:11.710 --> 00:25:14.109
but it doesn't matter. It doesn't take much.

00:25:14.109 --> 00:25:16.450
The panic was real. Yeah, the panic was real,

00:25:16.470 --> 00:25:18.470
man. I was just like, fuck, man. This sucks.

00:25:18.650 --> 00:25:21.509
And that was back. when I didn't have a CPAP

00:25:21.509 --> 00:25:24.750
machine. So, I mean, it only emphasizes more.

00:25:24.849 --> 00:25:26.990
I hate fucking beating that drum. Oh, we haven't

00:25:26.990 --> 00:25:29.250
talked about CPAP in a long time. So, yeah, let's

00:25:29.250 --> 00:25:30.869
spend at least two podcasts. Yeah, let's spend

00:25:30.869 --> 00:25:33.269
the next hour talking about CPAP. But I'm telling

00:25:33.269 --> 00:25:35.789
you, had I had that CPAP machine on there, that

00:25:35.789 --> 00:25:38.470
may not have happened. The quality of my vacation

00:25:38.470 --> 00:25:41.430
would have been even better. Sure. And I don't

00:25:41.430 --> 00:25:43.490
really remember drinking the bullet. I do remember

00:25:43.490 --> 00:25:45.190
the bullet. We were kind of like, this sucks.

00:25:45.190 --> 00:25:46.829
Yeah, we weren't happy with it. It was a whole

00:25:46.829 --> 00:25:49.009
handle. You and I went through a whole handle

00:25:49.009 --> 00:25:52.490
of bullet. I think the only scenario where morning

00:25:52.490 --> 00:25:56.789
drinking is like the thing for me. Cruise. Absolutely

00:25:56.789 --> 00:26:00.730
cruise. Or like Cancun, right? Like the first

00:26:00.730 --> 00:26:03.190
thing you do is go eat breakfast, and then the

00:26:03.190 --> 00:26:05.369
next thing is like what's the drink of the day?

00:26:05.529 --> 00:26:07.599
Margarita. Right? You know what I'm saying? So,

00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:11.140
I mean, it's a very tropical. No, I mean, that's

00:26:11.140 --> 00:26:13.180
what I'm saying. You don't really, I don't walk

00:26:13.180 --> 00:26:15.160
around drinking whiskey in those environments.

00:26:15.259 --> 00:26:17.920
We drink like the fruity shit. Yeah, when I was

00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:20.420
in Hawaii, I drank a shit ton of Mai Tai. Oh,

00:26:20.420 --> 00:26:22.059
a lot of sugar stuff, yeah. I drank a lot of

00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:25.019
Mai Tais. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think

00:26:25.019 --> 00:26:28.279
you were asking how do I handle drinking like

00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:30.500
for the week, right? And what I would do is fill

00:26:30.500 --> 00:26:33.220
a tumbler, put some ice in it, and just pour

00:26:33.220 --> 00:26:35.309
the Buffalo Trace right in it. and just walk

00:26:35.309 --> 00:26:38.809
out to the beach and just sip that. Amen. That'll

00:26:38.809 --> 00:26:43.029
get you blown up. Big glass, ice, whiskey, nothing

00:26:43.029 --> 00:26:46.390
special, out there enjoying life, which is special.

00:26:46.910 --> 00:26:50.369
With your fucking blue umbrella for 500 bucks

00:26:50.369 --> 00:26:53.670
a week. No shit, man. No shit. Well, it sounds

00:26:53.670 --> 00:26:55.710
like a great vacation, man. Yeah. And there was

00:26:55.710 --> 00:26:58.170
no drama. Nobody got hurt. Nobody got stung by

00:26:58.170 --> 00:27:01.069
anything or eaten by anything. There were some

00:27:01.069 --> 00:27:04.630
stings from the jellyfish. A little bit. A little

00:27:04.630 --> 00:27:06.369
bit, right? And you peed on him? Did you take

00:27:06.369 --> 00:27:08.289
turns peeing on him? Yeah. I think we had Lemon

00:27:08.289 --> 00:27:10.170
for that. It was a group golden shower. Some

00:27:10.170 --> 00:27:12.769
guy named Lemon? He shit on him. My name is Lemon.

00:27:12.849 --> 00:27:15.170
I'm here for the jelly pissing. Everybody's like,

00:27:15.230 --> 00:27:16.789
we got to pee on him. No, I think we have to

00:27:16.789 --> 00:27:19.029
shit on him. Metal Ark Lemon pissed on us all.

00:27:19.150 --> 00:27:20.450
No, no, no, no, no. It's urine. It's urine, dude.

00:27:20.569 --> 00:27:22.750
No, no, don't shit on his face. I'm in mid -push.

00:27:22.750 --> 00:27:24.690
I'm in mid -push. Get him off of him. Get him

00:27:24.690 --> 00:27:28.309
off of him. Why my face? It's on my foot. This

00:27:28.309 --> 00:27:30.880
is why we shouldn't be drinking this much. Because

00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:35.400
he's totally turtling. Anyway, so you had a great

00:27:35.400 --> 00:27:38.460
time. And then I heard of some drama, and then

00:27:38.460 --> 00:27:41.299
it turned out to be not true. Somebody goes,

00:27:41.420 --> 00:27:43.259
oh, so -and -so and so -and -so broke up, and

00:27:43.259 --> 00:27:45.619
she left. And I look at their Facebook page,

00:27:45.740 --> 00:27:48.500
and they're still posting pictures live with

00:27:48.500 --> 00:27:51.200
each other. Who would make fake drama on a vacation?

00:27:51.299 --> 00:27:54.839
I don't know. That's weird. A woman? No, it was

00:27:54.839 --> 00:27:57.500
a dude. It was Bill. Sorry, Bill. Shout out,

00:27:57.559 --> 00:28:01.460
Bill. What's up, Bill? Why are you fucking up

00:28:01.460 --> 00:28:03.099
the vacation for everybody? What's up with the

00:28:03.099 --> 00:28:06.420
rumors, Bill? Yeah, no, they're still a couple.

00:28:06.539 --> 00:28:08.220
They're still lovely people. They went fishing

00:28:08.220 --> 00:28:11.460
with us. They're awesome. And I'm like, no way.

00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:14.920
I liked her. First time I met her, her name's

00:28:14.920 --> 00:28:19.839
Autumn. And she went fishing. Why are we oohing?

00:28:20.190 --> 00:28:23.109
I don't know. Autumn kind of sounds like either

00:28:23.109 --> 00:28:24.750
a hippie or a stripper. I'm hoping you're going

00:28:24.750 --> 00:28:26.609
to pull out your phone to show us some pictures

00:28:26.609 --> 00:28:28.869
here in a second. I very much want to see what

00:28:28.869 --> 00:28:30.730
Autumn looks like now. Jeff and I both went,

00:28:30.789 --> 00:28:34.990
ooh. And I'm not really sure why. She's a hippie

00:28:34.990 --> 00:28:36.609
stripper. Yeah, I guess so. He's looking at his

00:28:36.609 --> 00:28:38.470
phone. He's like, I don't know. Should I? She's

00:28:38.470 --> 00:28:40.769
extremely jugacious. Yeah, the couple we met,

00:28:40.869 --> 00:28:47.549
dusk and sunrise. Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Jesus.

00:28:47.930 --> 00:28:50.339
So have you guys done offshore fishing? Before?

00:28:50.420 --> 00:28:52.839
You know, I have not. The only fishing I've done

00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:58.359
in New Jersey when I was really young, and then

00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:01.839
in Pottsboro, the Texarkana, you and I went fishing.

00:29:02.259 --> 00:29:04.480
Well, that's not offshore fishing. It's not.

00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.480
So no is the answer. Really? On the East Coast,

00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:11.400
I have yes. So technically, yes, but not to the

00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:14.920
element that Chuck went through, nor anything

00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:17.619
that they have on the East Coast of Texas. Oh,

00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:19.319
yeah, sure. What about you, Jeff? No, I've never

00:29:19.319 --> 00:29:22.539
had one. No? No. So here's my confusion. So I

00:29:22.539 --> 00:29:26.960
went out with my college roommate and his father

00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:29.039
who had like a 20 -foot little boat. It was a

00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:31.680
little boat. That's small. It is small. It's

00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:34.099
very small. And so, yeah, we... You're talking

00:29:34.099 --> 00:29:36.819
about the boat, right? The dinghy? No, I was

00:29:36.819 --> 00:29:42.119
fully... No. Okay. Anyway, so we went out of

00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:46.259
Galveston and we went out to the oil rigs. Right.

00:29:46.339 --> 00:29:49.900
Right. Perfect place. Yes. Yeah. Is that technically

00:29:49.900 --> 00:29:53.779
offshore? Yeah. Like what does the continental

00:29:53.779 --> 00:29:56.480
shelf? Was there a shore? Well, you're looking

00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.900
for cover for the fish. The reason why I'm asking

00:29:59.900 --> 00:30:02.180
is that I think there's a distinction between

00:30:02.180 --> 00:30:05.880
like how far you go out to be classified as whatever

00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:08.519
that type of fishing is. Is that a true statement?

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:10.740
I'm thinking like if you're in a boat and you're

00:30:10.740 --> 00:30:13.609
not. On the beach? And you can't see the shore?

00:30:13.829 --> 00:30:15.589
Can't see the shore, you're probably right. I'm

00:30:15.589 --> 00:30:17.630
agreeing with you. Yeah. I'm agreeing with you.

00:30:17.690 --> 00:30:19.410
But hell, even if you could see the shore, I

00:30:19.410 --> 00:30:21.109
think you're still offshore. Okay, fair enough,

00:30:21.170 --> 00:30:22.430
fair enough. Because there are some hardcore

00:30:22.430 --> 00:30:25.509
people that go out and do swordfish, and you've

00:30:25.509 --> 00:30:29.069
got to be way out there, apparently. I don't

00:30:29.069 --> 00:30:30.569
know. I don't know how that works. And that's

00:30:30.569 --> 00:30:32.650
hit or miss, right? We were going for bingos.

00:30:32.650 --> 00:30:36.589
We were going for multiple hits and reeling it

00:30:36.589 --> 00:30:38.730
in and having fun, right? We were not going for

00:30:38.730 --> 00:30:41.119
the... put -it -on -your -wall type of fish,

00:30:41.259 --> 00:30:44.119
right? Right. This is eating. This is dragging

00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:47.140
it in. You feel a little tickle on the line,

00:30:47.180 --> 00:30:49.099
and you're just real. All right, so let me tell

00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:51.519
you my story. So we go out there, and this is

00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:53.099
the first time I've ever done any of this, right?

00:30:53.660 --> 00:30:59.980
And we're fishing, and nothing's really hitting.

00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.039
And we all have our lines out there, and all

00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:04.440
of a sudden... All three lines, like a school

00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.900
of fish went by and it was like, boom, boom,

00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:09.319
boom. Yep. Right. And everybody's, you know,

00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:11.180
struggling and blah, blah, blah. And they, and

00:31:11.180 --> 00:31:14.240
they got theirs in and I'm still, I'm still struggling

00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:16.680
with mine. And they're like, okay, get the lines

00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:19.380
cleared. Like, let's let Paul work his thing.

00:31:19.460 --> 00:31:22.220
Right. And I'm like. burying this pole into my

00:31:22.220 --> 00:31:24.799
shoulder. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm

00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:27.539
like, this is kicking my ass. And I'm like, and

00:31:27.539 --> 00:31:30.059
it goes, dives under the boat. And I'm like,

00:31:30.059 --> 00:31:32.559
the rod, I'm thinking it's going to break for

00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:35.039
sure. Finally bring this thing to the surface.

00:31:35.140 --> 00:31:38.680
And it's a king mackerel. Right? Which is, you

00:31:38.680 --> 00:31:41.079
know, about this big around. I've had girlfriends

00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:44.240
like that. Yeah, exactly. I have hooked it in

00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:47.569
the dorsal fin. Wow. How the hell did that happen?

00:31:47.630 --> 00:31:51.170
Exactly. And so they were laughing at me when

00:31:51.170 --> 00:31:53.069
I was struggling so much. Yeah. And they were

00:31:53.069 --> 00:31:56.410
like, oh, no wonder. Because the fish has complete,

00:31:56.549 --> 00:32:01.690
total, non -pain mobility because it's hooked

00:32:01.690 --> 00:32:03.549
on the top. It's just like, how come I'm swimming

00:32:03.549 --> 00:32:05.630
and I can't get anywhere? Yes. It's hooked in

00:32:05.630 --> 00:32:07.289
the dorsal fin at the top of the thing. Crazy.

00:32:07.789 --> 00:32:10.009
Crazy. And we pull it up and, yeah, we get it

00:32:10.009 --> 00:32:12.549
out of there. But I was like, damn, man. Is that

00:32:12.549 --> 00:32:16.190
when you popped your muscle? Shit, no. No, that's

00:32:16.190 --> 00:32:18.509
not when that happened. But it was work, man.

00:32:18.690 --> 00:32:20.609
It was a lot of work getting that thing out of

00:32:20.609 --> 00:32:22.549
the water. I came home, and I'm looking in the

00:32:22.549 --> 00:32:24.329
mirror, and I'm like, where did this bruise come

00:32:24.329 --> 00:32:27.549
from? And I go, fishing. Fishing. Yeah, because

00:32:27.549 --> 00:32:30.349
you do. You have to bury your pole into your...

00:32:30.349 --> 00:32:33.029
Are you talking about that bruise? Yeah, it was

00:32:33.029 --> 00:32:34.990
more of the hip region, but yeah. Yeah, you got

00:32:34.990 --> 00:32:38.670
to bury it under your armpit, and damn, it was

00:32:38.670 --> 00:32:41.170
work. But here's what we did. We tethered to

00:32:41.170 --> 00:32:45.690
an oil rig. that was not there anymore, right?

00:32:45.769 --> 00:32:48.430
Just the bottom part was. And the thing was going,

00:32:48.509 --> 00:32:53.470
bong, bong. And we were just rocking and rocking.

00:32:53.710 --> 00:32:56.410
And I was like, oh shit, I'm going to get seriously

00:32:56.410 --> 00:32:59.589
sick. So luckily somebody brought beef jerky.

00:33:00.609 --> 00:33:03.670
Oh, sustain you, yeah. Beef jerky time. So apparently

00:33:03.670 --> 00:33:05.670
beef jerky, I don't know if it works for everybody.

00:33:06.349 --> 00:33:09.210
No. Anyway, to finish. Beef jerky time. Yeah,

00:33:09.210 --> 00:33:11.029
so to finish the story, I don't know if it works

00:33:11.029 --> 00:33:14.740
for everybody. but it completely made my nausea

00:33:14.740 --> 00:33:16.799
go away. Fantastic. Because I was chewing on

00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:20.440
beef jerky, and I was telling them that we were

00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.220
tethered to an oil rig, the bottom, it wasn't

00:33:23.220 --> 00:33:26.740
there anymore, but the... The base? Yeah, the

00:33:26.740 --> 00:33:29.500
base was there. And we were just rocking and

00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:33.410
rocking, and it was a ping, ping. And I was like,

00:33:33.470 --> 00:33:36.369
oh my God. It wasn't bong. One ping only. No,

00:33:36.509 --> 00:33:38.730
it was a ping. And it was annoying. Because I

00:33:38.730 --> 00:33:41.230
remember I was on the East Coast and they had

00:33:41.230 --> 00:33:43.210
the same kind of buoys out there with the bell.

00:33:43.470 --> 00:33:45.309
Worn the boats and stuff. And it was kind of

00:33:45.309 --> 00:33:48.769
like bong. It wasn't a ping. But it was annoying.

00:33:49.049 --> 00:33:52.230
Anyway, the beef jerky kept me from completely

00:33:52.230 --> 00:33:55.369
vomiting. What if that's a salt in there? I don't

00:33:55.369 --> 00:33:57.369
know. But anyway, that's a tip. That's a hack.

00:33:57.759 --> 00:33:59.640
For our listeners. Beef jerky. If you're feeling

00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:00.839
sick, maybe try some beef jerky. Were you told

00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:03.640
that or is that just by chance? By chance. I've

00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:07.700
got some, I made some pork jerky downstairs the

00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:09.659
other day. Did you? It's actually very good.

00:34:09.780 --> 00:34:11.059
Why don't you bring it up here and we'll have

00:34:11.059 --> 00:34:12.380
a little snack. All right, I'll go get some.

00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:14.219
Are you serious? Yeah, I'll go get some. Let's

00:34:14.219 --> 00:34:18.380
do it. I'm very excited. Me too. Fully erect.

00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:21.719
Fully erect. Wow. I have a penis sheath. Show

00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:26.659
the camera. Penis. Listeners, turn away. Turn

00:34:26.659 --> 00:34:28.599
away. Whatever you do. The cameras are on. We

00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:31.340
got to remember that. Shit. We got video now.

00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:33.239
I know. You can show your dick if you want. Okay.

00:34:33.260 --> 00:34:35.199
Wow. Wow. If you want. We're not doing dick pics.

00:34:35.340 --> 00:34:36.900
I mean, I don't want to see it. We're not showing

00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:41.099
our junk on our podcast. Your back pocket's sticking

00:34:41.099 --> 00:34:44.059
out, Jeff. What's wrong with this guy? God. He's

00:34:44.059 --> 00:34:46.019
going out and getting pork jerky. I know. Do

00:34:46.019 --> 00:34:47.219
whatever the fuck he wants. You can whip your

00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:50.769
dick out if you want. Okay. Anyway. We are going

00:34:50.769 --> 00:34:54.130
to be showing our hogs. As the pork jerky comes

00:34:54.130 --> 00:34:56.670
here, what do you have, Sean? Well, I mean, I

00:34:56.670 --> 00:35:01.630
did not snag a fish in the dorsal fin, but, you

00:35:01.630 --> 00:35:05.010
know, look, we've got experience going out and

00:35:05.010 --> 00:35:08.849
fishing. And it's fun. It's addicting. I mean,

00:35:08.869 --> 00:35:11.349
I wouldn't mind going back out to Pottsboro.

00:35:11.449 --> 00:35:14.030
Yeah, Lake Texoma. When it's like 20 degrees

00:35:14.030 --> 00:35:16.889
on the lake. I would subscribe to that program.

00:35:16.989 --> 00:35:19.610
It was miserable. So our listeners out there,

00:35:19.690 --> 00:35:22.150
this was what, 15 years ago? Oh, I don't know.

00:35:22.289 --> 00:35:23.909
It was a very, very long time ago. I blocked

00:35:23.909 --> 00:35:26.610
it all out. So we went out there. My brother

00:35:26.610 --> 00:35:29.130
-in -law at the time, he was like, hey, let's

00:35:29.130 --> 00:35:32.989
go out there and we're going to go. We chartered

00:35:32.989 --> 00:35:34.849
a boat, went out there in the middle of the lake,

00:35:34.969 --> 00:35:41.269
and it was fun. It was cold as fuck. I wear preferred

00:35:41.269 --> 00:35:44.949
gear. Appropriate attire? Yeah, something that

00:35:44.949 --> 00:35:46.869
you're supposed to wear in a boat. Nobody emailed

00:35:46.869 --> 00:35:55.289
me. Paul brings a down cotton jacket. One that

00:35:55.289 --> 00:35:58.550
when it gets wet, it... Turns into an ice block.

00:35:58.889 --> 00:36:01.570
Yes, yes. So we're out in the water for probably

00:36:01.570 --> 00:36:03.769
two hours. Hour and a half, right? Oh, my God.

00:36:03.909 --> 00:36:07.409
Dude, it was so freaking cold. And I was in the

00:36:07.409 --> 00:36:09.710
front. Yeah. I was in the front. We turn around,

00:36:09.869 --> 00:36:12.929
and we're having a good time, both Mark and I.

00:36:12.969 --> 00:36:14.769
We're cold, but we're having a good time. And

00:36:14.769 --> 00:36:18.130
we turn to look at Paul, and his bottom mouth

00:36:18.130 --> 00:36:21.449
was like shivering. His chin was like this. I

00:36:21.449 --> 00:36:26.210
was like, I was like, I was like, can we go back?

00:36:26.909 --> 00:36:29.269
Can we go back? So Jeff broke out. So what do

00:36:29.269 --> 00:36:31.690
we got here? We got like this light kind of pork

00:36:31.690 --> 00:36:34.409
here. That's pork. This is beef. And these are

00:36:34.409 --> 00:36:36.429
apples. Do you know what this looks like? It

00:36:36.429 --> 00:36:40.590
looks like the ears you give your dog. No, not

00:36:40.590 --> 00:36:45.050
toffee. What are those? Caramel? Yeah, it looks

00:36:45.050 --> 00:36:48.659
like weird color. It's pork. I know. I'm not

00:36:48.659 --> 00:36:50.320
questioning that. Okay, here we go. We're going

00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:53.739
to try your pork jerky. So it's like a pork chop.

00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:57.500
Kind of looks like a piece of bacon. That's been

00:36:57.500 --> 00:37:01.219
sitting in the pan all night. No. This was actually

00:37:01.219 --> 00:37:03.820
a pork loin that I sliced up. Yeah, it looks

00:37:03.820 --> 00:37:09.139
like bacon. It's terrific. It's terrific. That

00:37:09.139 --> 00:37:11.619
is great. And how did you dry that out? Eating

00:37:11.619 --> 00:37:15.000
on the air. I just hung it on the laundry line.

00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:18.719
For real? No. Oh. That's what they used to do

00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:20.539
back in the day. You have to have a dehydrator.

00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:23.579
I got a dehydrator downstairs. Oh. I'm sorry.

00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:26.840
Your smoker can also do it. I used my smoker

00:37:26.840 --> 00:37:28.539
when I, actually, no, I used a dehydrator on

00:37:28.539 --> 00:37:32.860
that as well. This is amazing. How much, is it

00:37:32.860 --> 00:37:36.360
a pound? It was a pork loin, so I don't know.

00:37:36.460 --> 00:37:37.880
You know those little pork loins? Was that whole

00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:40.099
thing a pork loin? Yeah. It's really good. What?

00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:41.659
It's fucking amazing. That's all that's left?

00:37:42.019 --> 00:37:45.360
I've eaten some. So let's just say you have a

00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:47.730
five pound pork loin. How much will be left at

00:37:47.730 --> 00:37:48.710
the end of the process? Not very much because

00:37:48.710 --> 00:37:50.530
it pulls out all the moisture. Like a pound?

00:37:51.269 --> 00:37:54.510
Probably, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, this is really,

00:37:54.630 --> 00:37:56.690
really good. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. You

00:37:56.690 --> 00:37:59.429
need to market this shit. You lose quite a bit

00:37:59.429 --> 00:38:02.090
when you dehydrate. You'd be surprised. That's

00:38:02.090 --> 00:38:04.230
why it's so expensive. Yeah, that's why it costs

00:38:04.230 --> 00:38:06.469
18 bucks for a bag of it. But you know what?

00:38:07.130 --> 00:38:09.309
Julie, when she was at Market Street, you know

00:38:09.309 --> 00:38:11.949
when they have the meat that's almost expired?

00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:16.179
Two days. Oh, that's perfect. She found like

00:38:16.179 --> 00:38:19.860
three or four pork loins, 97 cents each. Each?

00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:24.079
Not a pound. Each. Each. 97 cents. So she bought

00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:27.139
three or four of them. For jerky? Yeah. She bought

00:38:27.139 --> 00:38:29.500
them for jerky. So this was my first one to do.

00:38:29.619 --> 00:38:32.280
That is perfect. Yeah. Huge success. That's really,

00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:35.099
really good, dude. Yeah. You are the meatologist,

00:38:35.380 --> 00:38:38.360
man. You really are. You're Dr. Meat. Is it pear

00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:40.760
or apple? These are apples. Dehydrated apples.

00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.739
Nothing else on them. I want to call you Dr.

00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:47.300
Meat from now on. Hold on. Try these apples here.

00:38:48.539 --> 00:38:49.739
How do you like them apples? Hold on, let me

00:38:49.739 --> 00:38:54.360
do it. So Jeff, for our listeners out there,

00:38:54.460 --> 00:38:57.960
I don't know why he has numb hands. Jeff, it

00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:00.260
has nothing to do with numb. I'm not sure what

00:39:00.260 --> 00:39:03.179
it is. We haven't diagnosed him yet. So when

00:39:03.179 --> 00:39:05.800
we go out to places. Like Home Depot. Let's just

00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:08.440
say Home Depot. All right? And he picks up something.

00:39:08.659 --> 00:39:10.420
It could be anything. Anything. It really could

00:39:10.420 --> 00:39:11.980
be anything. Actually, it's everything. Let's

00:39:11.980 --> 00:39:13.219
say it comes out of a - Everything he picks up.

00:39:13.260 --> 00:39:15.679
Out of a bin. Whatever it is. It could be, let's

00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:17.980
say, a little piece of wood, piece of trim, stick

00:39:17.980 --> 00:39:20.679
of glue. Instead of setting it back down where

00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:24.239
he got it, he launches it. That was a horrible

00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:25.679
throw, by the way. Don't watch a horrible throw.

00:39:26.460 --> 00:39:29.239
He launches it. He slams it back down until the

00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:31.480
rubber bins are like, wham! And I was like, God.

00:39:32.019 --> 00:39:34.420
Damn, dude, what's up with that? What really

00:39:34.420 --> 00:39:37.659
got me, you had said that, like you made a comment

00:39:37.659 --> 00:39:39.400
about, oh, he's going to throw shit down, and

00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:43.480
we went to that specialty wood store, and that's

00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:46.300
like expensive little chunks of wood, right?

00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:48.739
And you're like looking at it, and you're like

00:39:48.739 --> 00:39:51.039
flipping it over, and you're like, kabam! You're

00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:53.980
like, kabam! I'm like, what the fuck? Sean's

00:39:53.980 --> 00:40:00.429
right. There's something wrong with him. Where

00:40:00.429 --> 00:40:04.250
does that come from? I have no idea. I don't

00:40:04.250 --> 00:40:07.570
pay attention to it. I just said it. I don't

00:40:07.570 --> 00:40:13.610
feel bad. Brother, please. This is why we need

00:40:13.610 --> 00:40:17.429
video. We do have video. I know. This is why

00:40:17.429 --> 00:40:19.969
we needed to do this. This is beef. The apple's

00:40:19.969 --> 00:40:22.250
good, too, by the way. Yeah, it's good. There's

00:40:22.250 --> 00:40:26.550
nothing. Why not do like a cinnamon? I was going

00:40:26.550 --> 00:40:29.260
to put cinnamon on one of them. But I don't have

00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:31.340
any cinnamon, so. Oh, well, there you go. How

00:40:31.340 --> 00:40:33.480
could you not have cinnamon? Cinnamon. Cinnamon.

00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:39.179
What do you think of that one? All right, so

00:40:39.179 --> 00:40:41.840
I'm diving into the beef one. This is the beef,

00:40:41.860 --> 00:40:44.280
yeah. Beef. What kind of beef? What's it cut?

00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:49.679
It is a sirloin. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

00:40:49.699 --> 00:40:53.840
This is almost like whiskey. I know. It's a lot

00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:57.929
of raisin, a lot of... You got any rattlesnake

00:40:57.929 --> 00:40:59.570
on there? The finish is a lot of caramel and

00:40:59.570 --> 00:41:03.269
tobacco. It's really good, man. Some molasses.

00:41:04.309 --> 00:41:07.269
What is on that? What is on the beef? Some anise.

00:41:07.369 --> 00:41:11.789
You know that you see those big squeeze bottles

00:41:11.789 --> 00:41:15.070
of Japanese barbecue sauce? Oh, yeah. That's

00:41:15.070 --> 00:41:20.530
what's on there. Some chocolate. You know, it's

00:41:20.530 --> 00:41:24.750
really actually not that hard. You can buy a

00:41:24.750 --> 00:41:27.949
dehydrator. It's not hard at all. At all. I slice

00:41:27.949 --> 00:41:29.510
it and I put it on there. I turn it on for, that

00:41:29.510 --> 00:41:33.369
took nine hours to do that. So I have a, I think

00:41:33.369 --> 00:41:35.170
I've got rid of it now, but I had a dehydrator

00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:37.150
that had all these trays on it. It's around,

00:41:37.289 --> 00:41:40.070
it's like Oscar. That's the one I got downstairs

00:41:40.070 --> 00:41:43.389
probably. What is it, Oster? Oster. Oster? Is

00:41:43.389 --> 00:41:45.550
it Oster? I don't know. Anyway, and yet you just,

00:41:45.610 --> 00:41:48.289
exactly, you follow the directions. You season

00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:50.869
it however you want. And you lay the raw strips

00:41:50.869 --> 00:41:53.210
out there and turn the thing on. What was that?

00:41:53.469 --> 00:41:57.210
The apples take about two and a half, three hours.

00:41:57.789 --> 00:42:00.210
I want to do other fruits as well. They're puffy

00:42:00.210 --> 00:42:04.349
too. Really good, man. Well done. And jerky's

00:42:04.349 --> 00:42:07.690
fucking expensive. Oh, God, yeah. But to buy.

00:42:07.809 --> 00:42:11.110
Yeah, but to buy. Make your own. Yeah, exactly.

00:42:11.630 --> 00:42:14.510
I mean, even if you buy a – the thing is you

00:42:14.510 --> 00:42:18.570
don't want – you want to get very extremely lean

00:42:18.570 --> 00:42:22.039
meat. Because the fat will turn bad quickly.

00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:26.840
Yeah, it turns into gristle that you don't want.

00:42:26.980 --> 00:42:29.300
So you get the sirloin. You don't want the marbling

00:42:29.300 --> 00:42:31.659
or any of that. I trim off fat and stuff like

00:42:31.659 --> 00:42:33.920
that. I trim the fat off of this because there's

00:42:33.920 --> 00:42:39.539
a layer of fat on it. Any fat at all goes bad.

00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:44.039
Are you able to harvest the fat to make it into

00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:47.480
some sort of lard? What do they call that when

00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:49.780
you take fat off of something? Tallow? Yeah,

00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:51.940
but you're not pulling off enough fat from this

00:42:51.940 --> 00:42:55.659
stuff. I don't know. I don't know how that works.

00:42:56.139 --> 00:42:57.800
Brisket, you absolutely will. Yeah, I've done

00:42:57.800 --> 00:43:00.400
it with the brisket a few times. Big tallow,

00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:02.440
so to speak? Oh, yeah. I have some in my fridge

00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:06.039
downstairs. That's what I use to cook with. Interesting.

00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:10.179
And it's 100 % beef tallow. Nothing crazy in

00:43:10.179 --> 00:43:12.199
it. No seed oils. So what are you saying? You

00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:15.159
take... You take the brisket, you put it in a

00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.500
pan, on a pan. No, I trim the fat off of it.

00:43:17.579 --> 00:43:19.000
Oh, you just trim the fat off of it. Trim the

00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:20.480
fat off of it, and I put it in the pan and let

00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:23.539
it cook all day, like 8, 9, 10 hours. And that's,

00:43:23.539 --> 00:43:26.460
yeah, the fat that you pull off the brisket is

00:43:26.460 --> 00:43:28.739
what the tallow is, yes. That's it. That's it.

00:43:28.820 --> 00:43:31.260
So what is the reason why you have to put it

00:43:31.260 --> 00:43:33.519
in the pan for such an extended period? You want

00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.659
to slow cook it so it melts, essentially. Like

00:43:36.659 --> 00:43:40.400
butter. It renders. Oh, so the proteins change

00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:44.420
its form. Yeah, so it just melts. What's left

00:43:44.420 --> 00:43:47.320
when you're done should be almost like chicharrones

00:43:47.320 --> 00:43:50.260
type of things. Chicharrones? Chicharrones. They're

00:43:50.260 --> 00:43:53.179
almost little crunchy little things. That was

00:43:53.179 --> 00:43:55.099
pretty good, actually. Yeah, that was a little

00:43:55.099 --> 00:43:57.880
too good. No, that was really good. It gave me

00:43:57.880 --> 00:44:01.179
a migraine. All that quick, huh? Yeah. So I've

00:44:01.179 --> 00:44:03.079
got some doubts. Very good. Hats off to you,

00:44:03.099 --> 00:44:05.500
man. That was a good poll. Yep. Very nice. I

00:44:05.500 --> 00:44:08.719
guess now that I have time, I'm getting into

00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:10.340
it. I don't want to buy all the store -bought

00:44:10.340 --> 00:44:12.340
shit. Granted, I'm still buying the brisket from

00:44:12.340 --> 00:44:14.079
Kroger and shit like that. Yeah, but you're grinding

00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:18.539
your own meat, and now you're curing bacon. Oh,

00:44:18.539 --> 00:44:20.039
yeah. Have you guys tried the bacon? Not yet.

00:44:20.179 --> 00:44:24.139
I froze it. You know what, Tara? My wife had

00:44:24.139 --> 00:44:27.630
some surgery today. On her foot, she had something

00:44:27.630 --> 00:44:30.789
removed. I'll forget. A plantar something. Plantar

00:44:30.789 --> 00:44:37.050
fasciitis. Plantar fasciitis. So she had a piece

00:44:37.050 --> 00:44:41.250
of her foot removed in November of 2024. She

00:44:41.250 --> 00:44:44.130
wore a boot for a month or so, and she got over

00:44:44.130 --> 00:44:48.190
it. In the last eight months, it came back with

00:44:48.190 --> 00:44:51.090
a vengeance. Yeah, that's weird. And she had

00:44:51.090 --> 00:44:54.630
it removed again today, and it was like. It was

00:44:54.630 --> 00:44:57.750
large. Like the size of a nickel? A dime? It

00:44:57.750 --> 00:45:00.750
was way bigger. It was like a quarter. It was

00:45:00.750 --> 00:45:03.409
two and a half inches tall. Oh, my God. Inch

00:45:03.409 --> 00:45:06.849
and a quarter wide. Wow. And about three -eighth

00:45:06.849 --> 00:45:09.710
inch thick. Well, plantar fasciitis is the tendon

00:45:09.710 --> 00:45:13.530
you see there. It's not a growth. Well, the section.

00:45:13.789 --> 00:45:15.449
Yeah, but the growth might have been causing

00:45:15.449 --> 00:45:18.150
plantar fasciitis. It sounds like she had some

00:45:18.150 --> 00:45:20.449
kind of growth on her foot. Well, they called

00:45:20.449 --> 00:45:24.269
it plantar fasciitis, I guess. But he cut out

00:45:24.269 --> 00:45:28.150
a huge section, a huge section. So how long is

00:45:28.150 --> 00:45:31.170
she going to be? Fibroma? Well, it'll be. Plantar

00:45:31.170 --> 00:45:34.909
fibroma? Maybe, maybe. I don't know what exactly

00:45:34.909 --> 00:45:36.829
it was. Did she have a bulge on the bottom of

00:45:36.829 --> 00:45:38.289
her foot like that? Yeah, it was a bulge, yep.

00:45:38.409 --> 00:45:41.190
So she had a, well, we're Google docking it.

00:45:41.329 --> 00:45:43.809
Yeah, so it could be a fibroma. We're diagnosing

00:45:43.809 --> 00:45:47.789
her right now. So she had 100 % certainty fibroma.

00:45:48.030 --> 00:45:51.780
Yeah, these are doctor dudes like us. Because

00:45:51.780 --> 00:45:53.940
we know. Yeah, because we're experts. But if

00:45:53.940 --> 00:45:56.460
they cut it out, that's probably what it is there.

00:45:56.679 --> 00:45:58.980
So it was a very large incision. It was probably

00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:04.400
about four to five inches. Damn. It was a rather

00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:10.340
extreme procedure because it came back with a

00:46:10.340 --> 00:46:12.639
vengeance. Yeah. And it was causing a lot of

00:46:12.639 --> 00:46:14.860
discomfort for her every time she was walking.

00:46:14.940 --> 00:46:17.500
And I never understood it because I don't know.

00:46:17.659 --> 00:46:20.300
I'm not walking her. Yeah. You're like, I don't

00:46:20.300 --> 00:46:24.539
have that problem. Walk it off. Yeah. Rub some

00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:26.760
dirt on it. Rub some dirt on it, man. What's

00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:29.219
going on with you? What is it? Put some oil on

00:46:29.219 --> 00:46:31.820
it. Put some castor oil on it. Castor oil. That

00:46:31.820 --> 00:46:33.639
fixes everything. Well, I'll tell you what. I

00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:35.519
just bought myself some new shoes, and I'll tell

00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:38.739
you my experience. I have bad feet. My bones

00:46:38.739 --> 00:46:42.000
inside my feet, they go the wrong way. And they

00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:44.820
actually grind on each other. Oh, my gosh. Look

00:46:44.820 --> 00:46:47.840
at that. Chuck, you can turn that shit off. He's

00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:50.599
showing a surgery of removing it. That's what

00:46:50.599 --> 00:46:53.800
your wife's foot looks like now. Stop it. Make

00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:56.000
it go away right now. That looks like a cadaver.

00:46:56.059 --> 00:47:00.559
What the hell? So anyway, I bought some shoes.

00:47:00.659 --> 00:47:03.840
I just went to Academy and I picked up some Brooks.

00:47:04.820 --> 00:47:08.119
Academy. New Balance? No, they were Brooks. Okay.

00:47:11.150 --> 00:47:13.110
You both are idiots. All right, please, Jeff,

00:47:13.230 --> 00:47:16.269
continue your story. So, you know, my feet were

00:47:16.269 --> 00:47:18.409
hurting. Why am I an idiot? I don't know. And

00:47:18.409 --> 00:47:20.190
these are nice shoes. You know, the Brooks makes

00:47:20.190 --> 00:47:22.789
really nice shoes. You're doing the jingle. And

00:47:22.789 --> 00:47:25.369
I told my wife, I was like, you know, my feet

00:47:25.369 --> 00:47:27.409
are killing me. They're still hurting. So she

00:47:27.409 --> 00:47:30.630
went, she buys her shoes from an actual running

00:47:30.630 --> 00:47:34.750
store. Yeah. Called Fleet Feet, I think. Oh.

00:47:35.150 --> 00:47:37.710
And what's the brand? It is Brooks? Brooks. Well,

00:47:37.730 --> 00:47:39.590
they sell all the brands that Academy has. But

00:47:39.590 --> 00:47:43.030
what they don't have at Academy, the people at

00:47:43.030 --> 00:47:46.690
these stores know their shit. Yes. They look

00:47:46.690 --> 00:47:48.849
at your foot. Well, the guy that she worked with,

00:47:48.889 --> 00:47:50.869
she's been buying shoes with him for 15 years.

00:47:51.110 --> 00:47:54.809
Yep. So he's been there for that long doing this,

00:47:54.889 --> 00:47:56.449
and I'm sure they got training and all this stuff.

00:47:56.489 --> 00:47:59.750
So when she was getting her shoes, she told him

00:47:59.750 --> 00:48:02.329
about my feet, and he's like, and he went over

00:48:02.329 --> 00:48:05.550
there and grabbed a couple of shoes. And he goes,

00:48:05.750 --> 00:48:08.989
you probably need different kind of support.

00:48:09.210 --> 00:48:11.789
What are you guys doing? He heard something.

00:48:12.030 --> 00:48:15.710
Yeah, I heard something. It sounded like he farted.

00:48:16.010 --> 00:48:18.710
Let's just let this out. No, I had a burp that

00:48:18.710 --> 00:48:21.769
I never let out in my mouth, and my throat was

00:48:21.769 --> 00:48:24.010
right in the microphone. Sean is very susceptible

00:48:24.010 --> 00:48:26.710
to noises. Very, very. And I'm not. Especially

00:48:26.710 --> 00:48:29.489
with you guys. I'm hearing impaired. You guys

00:48:29.489 --> 00:48:31.969
are foul. All right, so you had an expert look

00:48:31.969 --> 00:48:34.510
at your foot and said, this is the Brooks shoe

00:48:34.510 --> 00:48:36.849
for you, sir. So I go and he goes, you know,

00:48:36.849 --> 00:48:39.610
all these shoes have, everyone's feet are different,

00:48:39.690 --> 00:48:42.630
right? So all these shoes have different supports.

00:48:42.670 --> 00:48:44.190
They have edge supports, they have sole supports,

00:48:44.289 --> 00:48:47.110
all kinds of shit inside. Yes. And he goes, it

00:48:47.110 --> 00:48:48.590
sounds like, and I actually showed him the x

00:48:48.590 --> 00:48:50.929
-ray of my feet. Oh, wow. When I went back in.

00:48:51.150 --> 00:48:54.179
He goes, yeah, I still think you need this. I'd

00:48:54.179 --> 00:48:57.559
like to see that x -ray. I don't. Is it like

00:48:57.559 --> 00:49:00.900
in different directions? Yes. They go like this.

00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:03.960
Is it just normal growth patterns? Totally not

00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:06.619
normal. Well, I mean, for him. Well, when I was

00:49:06.619 --> 00:49:09.840
talking to him about it, he goes, and I told

00:49:09.840 --> 00:49:11.880
him, I was like, I wore corrective shoes every

00:49:11.880 --> 00:49:14.820
year for about 10 years where I'd go in because

00:49:14.820 --> 00:49:19.440
my parents thought I had flat feet. So they put

00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.159
me in. I'd go in and get Sean's jealous because.

00:49:22.539 --> 00:49:25.260
Paul finishes bourbon. Yeah, I'm a man. Yeah.

00:49:26.260 --> 00:49:29.019
And so I wore these corrective shoes for probably

00:49:29.019 --> 00:49:32.679
a decade. And he goes, that may have forced your

00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:36.260
bones to grow a certain way. That's fair assessment

00:49:36.260 --> 00:49:43.340
for sure. You know, medicines and medical procedures

00:49:43.340 --> 00:49:48.260
aren't perfect. And they're not conclusive. There's

00:49:48.260 --> 00:49:52.690
no way to know something's 100%. did 10 years

00:49:52.690 --> 00:49:56.530
ago may be frowned upon today or vice versa.

00:49:56.690 --> 00:50:00.170
Oh, yeah. They advance technology, right? Granted,

00:50:00.170 --> 00:50:04.409
a lot of it is based on money, which is bullshit.

00:50:05.050 --> 00:50:08.070
Is that real? That's my foot. That's crazy. Let

00:50:08.070 --> 00:50:13.809
me see. Look at that. That is developmental stuff.

00:50:14.050 --> 00:50:17.369
Yeah. 100%. What the hell, man? That was powdered

00:50:17.369 --> 00:50:19.530
milk. So all this stuff right here is grinding.

00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:21.679
That's where all that paint is right there where

00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:24.280
all those shit touch. I can imagine. You're like

00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:26.920
an alien. Well, it looks like. Well, the feet

00:50:26.920 --> 00:50:29.000
look normal on the outside, but inside they do

00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:33.400
not. So it almost looks like for a long time

00:50:33.400 --> 00:50:35.480
you had some, I'm going to use the word rubbery,

00:50:35.480 --> 00:50:37.860
but you had some sort of contorting in there

00:50:37.860 --> 00:50:41.360
that wasn't rigid. What would cause that? And

00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.900
it formed that. Well, I think, well, I never

00:50:43.900 --> 00:50:46.480
thought of it, but the corrective shoes, it was

00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:49.630
trying to give me an arch. Right? Because my

00:50:49.630 --> 00:50:51.469
parents, the doctors say, well, he's got flat

00:50:51.469 --> 00:50:54.710
feet. Back then, flat feet were a concern for

00:50:54.710 --> 00:50:57.110
whatever reason. Right. And it was like cookie

00:50:57.110 --> 00:50:59.070
cutter. Flat feet, flat feet, flat feet, flat

00:50:59.070 --> 00:51:00.389
feet, flat feet. So you treat it this way. So

00:51:00.389 --> 00:51:03.550
I wore these corrective shoes that was pushing

00:51:03.550 --> 00:51:06.750
my bones in a certain way, and I think that was

00:51:06.750 --> 00:51:09.570
doing it. So what about you, just throwing this

00:51:09.570 --> 00:51:11.690
out there, because I have fucking no idea, but

00:51:11.690 --> 00:51:13.650
what if you just didn't wear shoes for a long

00:51:13.650 --> 00:51:15.590
time? I did that for eight years when I worked

00:51:15.590 --> 00:51:18.400
from home. Right now, you're wearing shoes. No,

00:51:18.420 --> 00:51:22.719
I'm not. Oh, you're barefoot. Yeah. What if you

00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:24.539
wore those bamboo things that the little Chinese

00:51:24.539 --> 00:51:26.920
ladies or the Japanese ladies in there, and they're

00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.860
like... What if you bound your feet? Bound your

00:51:29.860 --> 00:51:32.719
feet, yes. That could help. Yeah? I don't know.

00:51:32.900 --> 00:51:35.559
Is that expensive? If you remember out in Tahoe,

00:51:36.019 --> 00:51:39.139
I was really struggling coming down that mountain

00:51:39.139 --> 00:51:41.139
because my feet were hurting so bad because I

00:51:41.139 --> 00:51:42.800
had a really hard time coming back down because

00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:44.400
my feet were killing me. I didn't recognize any

00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:47.059
of that. I didn't think... That existed in you.

00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:50.119
That's intense. It's very uncomfortable for me.

00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:53.519
Okay, so hold on. In the Brooks shoes? What's

00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:55.820
the verdict? He went out there. Actually, they're

00:51:55.820 --> 00:51:58.480
not Brooks. I returned the Brooks, and I got

00:51:58.480 --> 00:52:03.139
Saucony shoes, or Saucony, however you want to

00:52:03.139 --> 00:52:06.679
say it. Saucony. Has it made a difference? He

00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:09.900
put them on my feet. He tied them. He goes, all

00:52:09.900 --> 00:52:11.679
right, go walk around. He goes, I had no pain.

00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:16.449
Really? I was like, I'll take them. Damn. When

00:52:16.449 --> 00:52:19.449
was this? This was last weekend. Are they significantly

00:52:19.449 --> 00:52:22.570
more expensive than the average shoe? Well, no.

00:52:23.050 --> 00:52:25.130
They're very similar in price. You may spend

00:52:25.130 --> 00:52:29.289
$15 more at this place. Yeah, we're talking $165,

00:52:29.469 --> 00:52:32.289
$175. These were $160. Yeah, there you go. The

00:52:32.289 --> 00:52:34.190
shoes I returned were $120, but those were on

00:52:34.190 --> 00:52:37.610
sale at the time. It's normal for shoes to be

00:52:37.610 --> 00:52:42.929
$160. So what I'm saying is don't go to Academy.

00:52:43.110 --> 00:52:46.079
Go to one of these places. They have the machines.

00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:47.840
They'll measure your feet. They'll look at them.

00:52:48.019 --> 00:52:50.840
They know what they're doing. Talk to these guys.

00:52:50.980 --> 00:52:53.000
Say, this is what my feet feel like. This is

00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:54.719
what my knees feel like. They'll look at you

00:52:54.719 --> 00:52:56.440
and they'll say, you need this kind of support.

00:52:56.579 --> 00:52:59.039
And it will actually help you out. That's awesome.

00:52:59.199 --> 00:53:03.239
Get Al Bundy on the horn. Geez. Al Bundy. Dude,

00:53:03.460 --> 00:53:05.559
you should call it. They should make a foot service

00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:10.460
called Bundy Services. And the shoe's nice looking,

00:53:10.539 --> 00:53:15.860
too. And there's nothing. It looks like one of

00:53:15.860 --> 00:53:17.480
these. It's just like a regular athletic shoe.

00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:20.139
What are you going to wear it for? I wear it

00:53:20.139 --> 00:53:24.699
for work all day. Yeah, good for you. So Shelly

00:53:24.699 --> 00:53:27.059
used to go to a store that was like Run Along

00:53:27.059 --> 00:53:30.380
or Run On. Yeah, same type of place. Is it Run

00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:33.800
On? Run On. It used to be Luke's Locker. It used

00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:35.380
to be one of those. And same type of deal. They

00:53:35.380 --> 00:53:38.059
had Brooks and they had experts that studied

00:53:38.059 --> 00:53:41.480
your feet. I'm familiar with Luke's Locker. Luke's

00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:46.469
Locker was... Where I had got those shoes I was

00:53:46.469 --> 00:53:47.670
referring to. Well, they went out of business.

00:53:48.130 --> 00:53:52.130
But he said it was like. Yes. So Luke's Locker,

00:53:52.130 --> 00:53:55.230
actually this guy that helped me, Trevor, worked

00:53:55.230 --> 00:53:56.949
at Luke's Locker. That's where Julie found him

00:53:56.949 --> 00:53:59.269
15 years ago. And then when Luke's Locker went

00:53:59.269 --> 00:54:03.550
out, he moved over to Fleet Feet. And he's been

00:54:03.550 --> 00:54:07.659
there for however long, 10 years or so. You know

00:54:07.659 --> 00:54:10.000
what? I would think there's enough people that

00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:15.980
have specialty problem feet. I don't necessarily

00:54:15.980 --> 00:54:18.119
have problem feet, but what I am looking for

00:54:18.119 --> 00:54:20.980
is a nice, comfortable shoe that's based on my

00:54:20.980 --> 00:54:22.960
needs. And it sounds like I'm going to be hitting

00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:25.019
up Homeboy. What's his name again? Trevor. Because

00:54:25.019 --> 00:54:26.460
when you go in there, they'll have a little QR

00:54:26.460 --> 00:54:28.949
code. You get on the wait list. and you can actually

00:54:28.949 --> 00:54:30.289
choose who you want to work with. It'll list

00:54:30.289 --> 00:54:31.809
all the associates that are working there. Pick

00:54:31.809 --> 00:54:33.909
Trevor. So here's the problem. I don't think

00:54:33.909 --> 00:54:35.510
people know about this kind of stuff. That's

00:54:35.510 --> 00:54:37.570
what I'm telling you. And they just live with

00:54:37.570 --> 00:54:41.130
the wrong shoe for their feet. That's what I

00:54:41.130 --> 00:54:43.449
told Julie. And their knees and their hips or

00:54:43.449 --> 00:54:44.909
whatever. Because she was in there, and he's

00:54:44.909 --> 00:54:46.670
looking at it. He's like, you know, you need

00:54:46.670 --> 00:54:48.829
this kind of shoe. They have records of all her

00:54:48.829 --> 00:54:50.849
history, which she's purchased. Beautiful. And

00:54:50.849 --> 00:54:52.349
they go back there and look, and they're like,

00:54:52.389 --> 00:54:53.809
how'd this one do for you? And she's like, well,

00:54:53.829 --> 00:54:55.989
it felt like this. She's like, okay, well. We

00:54:55.989 --> 00:54:57.269
need to stick with that or we need to change

00:54:57.269 --> 00:55:00.710
something, right? Love that. That is actually

00:55:00.710 --> 00:55:02.030
pretty cool. And all you're doing at the end

00:55:02.030 --> 00:55:03.849
of this is spending the same amount of money

00:55:03.849 --> 00:55:06.969
that you would on a quality shoe. Correct. But

00:55:06.969 --> 00:55:09.409
you have someone informed. Absolutely. Correct.

00:55:09.769 --> 00:55:12.829
And with a history of your needs. Correct. So

00:55:12.829 --> 00:55:16.690
now I have this history there. And I'll be going

00:55:16.690 --> 00:55:19.690
back. You went to Frisco Running. No, I went

00:55:19.690 --> 00:55:22.110
to Fleet Feet. Oh, Fleet Feet. Well, he has Frisco

00:55:22.110 --> 00:55:24.750
Running up here. Damn it. Fuck it, producer.

00:55:24.949 --> 00:55:27.030
Damn it. It's right next to Norma's. You know

00:55:27.030 --> 00:55:28.849
where Norma's is? Oh, yeah. It's right next to

00:55:28.849 --> 00:55:30.369
Norma's. That's where Paul and I usually go to.

00:55:31.090 --> 00:55:37.570
Oh. Oh. Sorry. Okay. But only on every. Only

00:55:37.570 --> 00:55:40.449
when it's outside of town. Only third Thursday.

00:55:40.750 --> 00:55:43.769
Yeah. When it's a blue moon. So I highly, highly

00:55:43.769 --> 00:55:46.429
recommend hitting this place. Have we even done

00:55:46.429 --> 00:55:48.250
that? Oh, we did that when Alan was in town.

00:55:48.349 --> 00:55:50.070
That's not the same thing. Once in a while. Was

00:55:50.070 --> 00:55:53.449
it enormous? No. That was the day you damaged

00:55:53.449 --> 00:55:59.210
my car. Oh, my God. Here we go. What? I did not

00:55:59.210 --> 00:56:01.730
damage your car. If something hit the windshield

00:56:01.730 --> 00:56:04.309
while I was driving it, I didn't even notice

00:56:04.309 --> 00:56:07.090
that it happened. That was the day that Jeff

00:56:07.090 --> 00:56:09.849
was out helping his wife because she purchased

00:56:09.849 --> 00:56:11.650
some badass shoes up from Fleet. Yeah, and you

00:56:11.650 --> 00:56:13.630
guys shut down every road in Frisco. Thanks a

00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:16.710
lot. Due to the marathon experience in the portion

00:56:16.710 --> 00:56:19.130
of Frisco that we were at, shut down every god

00:56:19.130 --> 00:56:20.750
-blessing road where we were at. I had no problem.

00:56:21.030 --> 00:56:23.809
It was insane. I had zero problems. But you were

00:56:23.809 --> 00:56:26.590
walking. No, I was driving my car. We had a lot

00:56:26.590 --> 00:56:29.110
of problems. We did. I think that's user error.

00:56:29.130 --> 00:56:32.889
No. We tried every possible exit point. They

00:56:32.889 --> 00:56:35.360
gave you three weeks notice. Oh, that doesn't

00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:36.679
matter. We don't listen to things like that.

00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:39.340
Did you see his hand gesture? Three weeks. What

00:56:39.340 --> 00:56:41.159
are you, Vanna White? What's going on? I don't

00:56:41.159 --> 00:56:42.079
know what he's doing. Well, you said we had to

00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:45.699
be more expressive. Yeah. I'm rethinking this

00:56:45.699 --> 00:56:48.739
video thing. I really am. This is not going to

00:56:48.739 --> 00:56:51.059
work for us. Right. So anyway, long story short,

00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:54.360
screw all those other big box stores. Go to places

00:56:54.360 --> 00:56:57.300
like this. Oh, my God. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, I agree

00:56:57.300 --> 00:56:59.579
100%. In fact, I need shoes. I'm going to go

00:56:59.579 --> 00:57:01.059
hit them up. I'm going to go see Trevor. I'm

00:57:01.059 --> 00:57:02.519
going to go buy some shoes because I had some

00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:06.019
Brooks, and they work great. They have run their

00:57:06.019 --> 00:57:08.179
course, no pun intended, every pun intended.

00:57:08.460 --> 00:57:10.219
I need another pair, and I don't think these

00:57:10.219 --> 00:57:12.840
are going to be the sharp blue ones that I bought

00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:14.119
last time. I don't know if you guys recall that.

00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:15.340
Well, it's funny. As I walked in there the first

00:57:15.340 --> 00:57:16.780
time with my wife when she was getting nervous,

00:57:16.820 --> 00:57:18.500
I was wearing my Brooks, you know, the Texas

00:57:18.500 --> 00:57:20.659
Star ones I have, the red, white, and blue ones.

00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:22.760
Oh, yeah. He looks at me and goes, you need new

00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:25.849
shoes. He goes, your feet are. flopping over

00:57:25.849 --> 00:57:28.449
the edges. I was like, yeah, these are old. And

00:57:28.449 --> 00:57:30.170
I was like, I just bought a pair, actually. And

00:57:30.170 --> 00:57:31.989
I was like, and they don't feel great on my feet.

00:57:32.309 --> 00:57:35.010
That's how we got started talking about it. So

00:57:35.010 --> 00:57:38.190
I'm eager to hear. So I'm eager to hear. So that

00:57:38.190 --> 00:57:40.030
was just last weekend. That was last weekend.

00:57:40.110 --> 00:57:42.309
Yeah, you've been wearing them for a week. A

00:57:42.309 --> 00:57:45.829
week. Not even. Yeah. So I want to hear. Like,

00:57:45.829 --> 00:57:47.949
keep us posted on this. All right. Okay? Because,

00:57:48.050 --> 00:57:49.849
you know, you're new to it. And I want to hear

00:57:49.849 --> 00:57:51.449
how your feet adjust. Well, I asked about it.

00:57:55.340 --> 00:57:57.219
you know, what's your return policy? He's like,

00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:59.699
he's like, you know, after a couple, 30 days,

00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:01.260
he goes, but you know, if you need to return

00:58:01.260 --> 00:58:03.219
these, you know, two weeks, bring them back.

00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:05.059
Love it. We'll get you something else. All right.

00:58:05.059 --> 00:58:08.400
So when you're, when you're out there, um, jogging

00:58:08.400 --> 00:58:13.059
around and I'm telling you, I, I have gone out

00:58:13.059 --> 00:58:15.760
to like common park and I've got my Brooks on

00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:20.269
and. There are strange animals. Your segues are

00:58:20.269 --> 00:58:23.369
awful. You need to work on these segues. Your

00:58:23.369 --> 00:58:26.769
segues are absolutely awful. You know what? Work

00:58:26.769 --> 00:58:28.269
with it. We've been doing this for six years.

00:58:28.389 --> 00:58:30.750
Most dangerous animals of each state. All right.

00:58:30.789 --> 00:58:33.570
This is the next topic, you sorry Saxon. Our

00:58:33.570 --> 00:58:37.190
producer has thrown another map of America on

00:58:37.190 --> 00:58:39.510
the screen here. And yes, it is the most dangerous

00:58:39.510 --> 00:58:42.269
animals for each state. And they're grouped.

00:58:42.309 --> 00:58:45.400
It's not each state, but there's like... regions,

00:58:45.400 --> 00:58:49.820
basically, right? Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:54.840
have a specific animal that is considered the

00:58:54.840 --> 00:58:56.780
most dangerous animal. And I've got to be surprised.

00:58:56.980 --> 00:59:01.019
I am surprised. This caught me off guard. I didn't

00:59:01.019 --> 00:59:03.360
really know. A couple of them actually really

00:59:03.360 --> 00:59:05.619
surprised me. Yes. All right, so let's go around

00:59:05.619 --> 00:59:08.139
Robin. Let's start with the top of the color

00:59:08.139 --> 00:59:10.340
chart, and let's go down to the bottom of the

00:59:10.340 --> 00:59:12.179
color chart. So let's start with grizzly bear

00:59:12.179 --> 00:59:15.860
brown on the top. So that region is dark brown.

00:59:17.139 --> 00:59:21.539
No, it's the diarrhea brown. Is it diarrhea brown?

00:59:21.639 --> 00:59:25.440
Yes. All right, so it is. It's Nebraska, Montana,

00:59:25.820 --> 00:59:28.239
and Wyoming. No, it's Montana, Wyoming, and North

00:59:28.239 --> 00:59:30.480
Dakota. North Dakota. Oh, what the hell? Oh,

00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:33.380
I knew that. And Alaska. Yes. What the hell,

00:59:33.420 --> 00:59:36.820
man? So South Dakota and Nebraska is the American

00:59:36.820 --> 00:59:40.719
version. So the most dangerous animals of those

00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:43.280
four states are the grizzly bear. The grizzly

00:59:43.280 --> 00:59:45.519
bear. Yes. So, you know, a lot of people don't

00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:46.860
know. I mean, what are the differences? What

00:59:46.860 --> 00:59:49.099
is more ferocious, a black bear or a grizzly

00:59:49.099 --> 00:59:51.519
bear? Grizzly bears are larger. A much larger.

00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:55.539
The white bear is... It's a polar bear. A polar

00:59:55.539 --> 01:00:00.440
bear? Yeah. The white bear. What? What? The white

01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:04.679
bear? Okay. No more bourbon for our producer.

01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:06.719
What was that, Mr. Producer? Bring some more

01:00:06.719 --> 01:00:09.559
bourbon over here. I'll be fine. The polar bear

01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:13.300
is the most deadly, but second is grizzly, right?

01:00:13.460 --> 01:00:16.079
Right. And then black bear is... below that.

01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:18.000
Yeah, and the irony is the polar bear is like

01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:20.719
so cute. Yeah. Oh, it's so ferocious though.

01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:23.300
So cute. It's the Apex. On the Coca -Cola commercials,

01:00:23.340 --> 01:00:26.260
right? When you are in their territory, you are

01:00:26.260 --> 01:00:28.699
not the Apex predator. They are. They are 100

01:00:28.699 --> 01:00:30.739
% the Apex predator. Yes. You will not survive.

01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:33.719
Okay. All right. So we just said Montana, North

01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:36.500
Dakota, and Wyoming is clearly the grizzly bear.

01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:39.179
And Alaska. And Alaska. No shit. That's weird.

01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:42.420
Grizzly bear in Alaska. I don't think a lot of

01:00:42.420 --> 01:00:45.119
people would guess that ever. Now. Well, there's

01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:48.260
a lot of areas in Nebraska that aren't like snow

01:00:48.260 --> 01:00:52.480
cover areas. What did I say? Nebraska. What the

01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:55.900
hell's wrong with me? It's a second half. This

01:00:55.900 --> 01:00:57.699
is an alcohol experiment. Did you ever see that

01:00:57.699 --> 01:01:00.719
movie Grizzly Man? Where he actually gets eaten

01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:03.420
at the end? Oh, yeah. The documentary? Ridiculous.

01:01:03.679 --> 01:01:06.840
No. He was living with grizzly bears in Alaska.

01:01:07.260 --> 01:01:10.360
And he was video himself. Well, the very last

01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:13.380
scene is just the audio of him getting eaten.

01:01:13.710 --> 01:01:18.349
Wow. You hear it. Is he screaming? Yes. He was

01:01:18.349 --> 01:01:22.769
getting eaten. The screen went dark and you just

01:01:22.769 --> 01:01:25.909
hear us. And so, hold on, there was people filming

01:01:25.909 --> 01:01:28.530
him? He was filming himself. Oh, okay. Thank

01:01:28.530 --> 01:01:30.670
you. They found his remains and the camera. Found

01:01:30.670 --> 01:01:34.250
his GoPro, yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Jesus. All right,

01:01:34.329 --> 01:01:35.829
let's move on. They made a movie up. All right,

01:01:35.889 --> 01:01:38.670
so the Tann is Mountain Lion. That's in the northwest

01:01:38.670 --> 01:01:42.650
region, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Utah, Colorado.

01:01:43.349 --> 01:01:45.789
Mountain Lion. Have you ever been out in Colorado

01:01:45.789 --> 01:01:49.349
a lot, Mr. Paul? Actually, I've never seen a

01:01:49.349 --> 01:01:50.989
bear. I was going to ask the group, has anybody?

01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:54.400
What does a mountain lion look like? Like a poobah?

01:01:54.619 --> 01:01:56.780
Do we have time to go through all this? Or a

01:01:56.780 --> 01:01:59.619
cougar? Pull up a mountain lion. I want to see

01:01:59.619 --> 01:02:01.300
what it looks like. They're not as big as you

01:02:01.300 --> 01:02:05.119
think, but they are scary. So they're kind of

01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:08.820
lean, and they're probably, what, 60 to 80 pounds?

01:02:09.019 --> 01:02:10.940
No, they're bigger than that. I don't think so.

01:02:11.420 --> 01:02:13.659
You'd be surprised. You've seen a mountain lion

01:02:13.659 --> 01:02:16.880
before, Sean. You've seen Mutual of Omaha. All

01:02:16.880 --> 01:02:19.860
right. Well, okay. I see. So the mountain lion.

01:02:19.860 --> 01:02:22.619
With Merle Perkins. Wow. Mountain lion is also

01:02:22.619 --> 01:02:25.380
called a cougar. Is that correct? Cougar or puma.

01:02:25.539 --> 01:02:30.300
So known as a mountain lion or puma. The cougar,

01:02:30.300 --> 01:02:32.679
also known as a mountain lion or puma, is a large

01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:35.340
solitary wildcat native to the Americas, known

01:02:35.340 --> 01:02:38.960
for powerful build, stealth, adaptability. How

01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:42.539
heavy are they? 120 to 160 pounds. Damn it. Damn

01:02:42.539 --> 01:02:45.260
close. Why am I always so wrong? Yeah, but you

01:02:45.260 --> 01:02:47.099
got to think about it. Your cat in the house

01:02:47.099 --> 01:02:49.280
has got a lot of shit going on. Wait a second.

01:02:49.340 --> 01:02:51.599
I saw something else there. I saw 70 to something

01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:56.260
else pounds. Yeah, look at that. 70 to 110 pounds.

01:02:56.260 --> 01:02:58.599
Those are children. Those are the females. Well,

01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:00.340
that's what I was talking about, female. Well,

01:03:00.440 --> 01:03:01.739
there's no difference between a male and female.

01:03:01.840 --> 01:03:03.440
What's wrong with that? That's right. Well, that's

01:03:03.440 --> 01:03:07.579
true. They're transgender. Jesus. All right,

01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:09.519
let's move on. Those are very dangerous. Mountain

01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:11.039
lion is very dangerous. We're going to move from

01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:14.179
the tan to the, what is that, the salmon color?

01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:16.440
The salmon color, yes. So that's the rattlesnake

01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:20.000
region. I thought Texas would be prime for rattlesnakes.

01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:22.920
We're going to hit Texas pretty quick. The rattlesnake

01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:25.019
for the New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, California.

01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:27.420
It doesn't mean that rattlesnakes are not in

01:03:27.420 --> 01:03:29.679
Texas. It just means that it's not the number

01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:33.139
one. So did y 'all answer the question? Has anybody

01:03:33.139 --> 01:03:36.050
run across? Any of these dangerous animals? No,

01:03:36.070 --> 01:03:39.309
I have not so far. I've run across a rattlesnake.

01:03:39.469 --> 01:03:41.869
I have black bears. I was actually in Nevada.

01:03:42.230 --> 01:03:44.409
We haven't gotten to black bears, Jeff. I was

01:03:44.409 --> 01:03:49.949
in El Paso, Texas on a mountain... And a moose.

01:03:50.030 --> 01:03:52.190
Mountain scenic drive or something. I've seen

01:03:52.190 --> 01:03:58.969
a moose. On the TV. No. I carried a .38 special

01:03:58.969 --> 01:04:03.309
revolver and it had shot in it. Not a regular

01:04:03.309 --> 01:04:05.789
bullet. It had a shot in there. Buckshot, specifically

01:04:05.789 --> 01:04:10.469
for rattlesnakes. All right. So there we have

01:04:10.469 --> 01:04:12.510
rattlesnake and tiger shark. This is an obvious

01:04:12.510 --> 01:04:15.409
one. Hold on. I thought tiger shark was like

01:04:15.409 --> 01:04:18.610
a fish. That's in Missouri. It's a shark. And

01:04:18.610 --> 01:04:22.250
that would be Hawaii. That's an easy one. American

01:04:22.250 --> 01:04:24.829
bison is an easy one. We kind of touched on it

01:04:24.829 --> 01:04:27.630
already. That's it. South Dakota and Sean's favorite.

01:04:27.929 --> 01:04:30.230
State, Nebraska. Well, and it would be Yellowstone,

01:04:30.449 --> 01:04:32.789
right? Is that where Yellowstone is? No? No,

01:04:32.809 --> 01:04:35.650
that's in Wyoming. No, that's in Wyoming. A bison

01:04:35.650 --> 01:04:38.250
is dangerous? I think the yellow. Is that for

01:04:38.250 --> 01:04:41.230
like stampeding? Stone pet the furry cows. I

01:04:41.230 --> 01:04:44.269
think the yellow is very interesting, and that's

01:04:44.269 --> 01:04:47.449
got the most states. It does. A white -tailed

01:04:47.449 --> 01:04:52.170
deer. It's the most dangerous animals. Well,

01:04:52.210 --> 01:04:54.170
you know, there's a lot of stupid hunters that

01:04:54.170 --> 01:04:58.409
put on a mating scent. You know, to attract the

01:04:58.409 --> 01:05:01.070
males. Like gasoline? Well, yeah. Oh, no, that's

01:05:01.070 --> 01:05:03.329
different. More like pee. So that's Kansas, Missouri,

01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:05.929
Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania,

01:05:06.150 --> 01:05:07.170
New York, and a bunch of little ones over there.

01:05:07.170 --> 01:05:09.889
And the hunters get attacked by male deer because

01:05:09.889 --> 01:05:12.530
they've sprayed that shit on themselves. Jesus.

01:05:12.949 --> 01:05:15.570
Do you think that's what it is? I think that's

01:05:15.570 --> 01:05:18.550
100 % what it is. Yep. All right. Then we get

01:05:18.550 --> 01:05:20.670
the black bear, which is the Michigan, Wisconsin,

01:05:20.949 --> 01:05:23.219
Minnesotas. Yes. Right on the Canadian border.

01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:25.920
Yes. American alligator. Which is down the south,

01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:28.500
right? Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama. Florida,

01:05:28.800 --> 01:05:30.519
Georgia, South Carolina. Georgia, South Carolina,

01:05:30.539 --> 01:05:32.960
Florida. And this was a surprise to me. Feral

01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:36.639
hog. A feral hog, Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas.

01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:39.119
Yeah. Those are nasty animals. Dude, especially

01:05:39.119 --> 01:05:41.719
the one with the tusk, man. Oh, yeah. Don't fuck

01:05:41.719 --> 01:05:43.780
with those things. They're scary. So I brought

01:05:43.780 --> 01:05:46.780
this up in a topic. There was a... Some colleagues

01:05:46.780 --> 01:05:49.079
that came down to Texas from other parts of the

01:05:49.079 --> 01:05:50.880
United States that were visiting, and they were

01:05:50.880 --> 01:05:54.119
kind of like what we talked during about halftime.

01:05:54.320 --> 01:05:57.719
We're kind of Republicans, and they're not. And

01:05:57.719 --> 01:05:59.059
they were in our area, and they were like, well,

01:05:59.139 --> 01:06:01.139
why do you guys need all these guns, and why

01:06:01.139 --> 01:06:03.260
do you need this and that? And I brought up the

01:06:03.260 --> 01:06:05.559
fact about, I brought up the feral hogs. It's

01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:08.340
like, I tell you what, you can drive, I could

01:06:08.340 --> 01:06:10.800
take you 30 minutes from here, put you in the

01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:12.980
middle of the field, and I'm going to hand you

01:06:12.980 --> 01:06:18.260
a revolver with six bullets. Good luck. You know,

01:06:18.260 --> 01:06:19.260
and then you're going to be like, all right,

01:06:19.260 --> 01:06:21.500
well, now I understand why you need magazines

01:06:21.500 --> 01:06:24.380
with like 20 rounds in it, you know? Yeah. Your

01:06:24.380 --> 01:06:29.900
justification for magazines and guns was how

01:06:29.900 --> 01:06:32.199
we get attacked by feral hogs. It's a real life

01:06:32.199 --> 01:06:36.000
experience. I get it. But yeah, I don't think

01:06:36.000 --> 01:06:38.179
we're at a huge risk of being attacked by feral

01:06:38.179 --> 01:06:43.300
hogs. But there are, we may not. If we all want

01:06:43.300 --> 01:06:45.360
to own property in Texas someday, we're going

01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:48.019
to deal with it. That's for real. That's 100

01:06:48.019 --> 01:06:50.159
% for real. And you're going to need to be able

01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:53.119
to... It'd be ridiculous for you to be carrying

01:06:53.119 --> 01:06:56.400
around a bunch of 12 -round magazines. It's not

01:06:56.400 --> 01:06:59.300
sustainable. Well, first off, what would be...

01:06:59.300 --> 01:07:02.239
If you're walking your property and you know

01:07:02.239 --> 01:07:04.559
you have feral hogs... I believe it's just open

01:07:04.559 --> 01:07:07.159
game all year. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. But what's

01:07:07.159 --> 01:07:08.960
the weapon you would be carrying? It's not a

01:07:08.960 --> 01:07:11.619
shotgun. No, it's not a shotgun. I want a big

01:07:11.619 --> 01:07:14.800
old rifle. Unless it's, what do you call it?

01:07:14.880 --> 01:07:16.880
Why do you say it's not a shotgun? It depends

01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:20.820
on the shell that you're putting in there. If

01:07:20.820 --> 01:07:23.300
it's a slug. Yeah, if it's a bird shell that

01:07:23.300 --> 01:07:25.840
bouts off of it. Well, remember our guest. We're

01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:27.380
going to have Larry weigh in on this. Larry,

01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:30.880
Mr. Cuvion, was on our podcast several times.

01:07:31.300 --> 01:07:33.820
He's actually been taken up in a helicopter.

01:07:34.480 --> 01:07:37.440
Right. And they swoop down through these fields

01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:39.840
and all of a sudden, boom, these feral hogs just

01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:42.860
like disperse. Boom. Right. And he's got a strap

01:07:42.860 --> 01:07:46.380
on. Let me rephrase that. He's got a shoulder

01:07:46.380 --> 01:07:49.840
thing around him to keep him from falling off

01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:51.500
the helicopter. That's a good thing. And he is

01:07:51.500 --> 01:07:53.280
leaning over the side and he's got a shotgun.

01:07:54.129 --> 01:07:56.369
And he's blasting. He's probably using slugs.

01:07:56.750 --> 01:07:59.250
He's using slugs. Okay. But still, I mean, it's

01:07:59.250 --> 01:08:00.489
a shotgun. That's what I'm saying. That's why

01:08:00.489 --> 01:08:03.070
I brought that up. Yeah. So I clarified it. When

01:08:03.070 --> 01:08:05.309
we think shotgun, we think birdshot. We think

01:08:05.309 --> 01:08:08.250
buckshot. No, you need stopping power. Right.

01:08:08.409 --> 01:08:10.389
You need a slug. But he was letting them out.

01:08:10.550 --> 01:08:13.969
And he said he was going to town. And he was

01:08:13.969 --> 01:08:19.390
putting them down. Was it a .50 cal? All right.

01:08:19.449 --> 01:08:22.350
Let's burn through these. Okay. Last one. Copperhead

01:08:22.350 --> 01:08:25.460
snake. Copperhead snake is in the mid -region

01:08:25.460 --> 01:08:28.199
on the East Coast, covering West Virginia, Kentucky,

01:08:28.479 --> 01:08:31.220
Tennessee, North Carolina, and Virginia. Very

01:08:31.220 --> 01:08:38.210
nice. And then the great white shark. Surprisingly.

01:08:38.210 --> 01:08:42.090
That's Kansas, isn't it? Delaware, Maryland.

01:08:42.270 --> 01:08:46.130
Oh. My bad. That is crazy. That is a little crazy,

01:08:46.130 --> 01:08:48.850
yeah. And Moose. But then even Jaws was filmed,

01:08:48.890 --> 01:08:51.329
right? Yeah. In New England, right? Yep, it was.

01:08:51.390 --> 01:08:54.149
It wasn't filmed in Florida. Well, they followed

01:08:54.149 --> 01:08:56.390
him down to Florida in Jaws 4. Oh, that's right.

01:08:56.449 --> 01:08:59.329
The smart shark. All right, so Moose. Rounding

01:08:59.329 --> 01:09:02.289
this out. Moose is Maine and Vermont. Maine,

01:09:02.930 --> 01:09:06.439
Vermont, and New Hampshire. So it's like... There

01:09:06.439 --> 01:09:08.640
are three states up in the very tip of the Northeast.

01:09:08.739 --> 01:09:12.619
I'm kind of curious. What was in Colorado? That

01:09:12.619 --> 01:09:17.420
wasn't moose. Yeah, it was. We had a mating pair

01:09:17.420 --> 01:09:19.600
of moose. I saw moose up in Wyoming as well.

01:09:19.779 --> 01:09:22.819
It was crazy. We were in a camp. We were hunting

01:09:22.819 --> 01:09:26.260
elk. Then we're in the early morning and we're

01:09:26.260 --> 01:09:27.340
getting... Jeff, I'm going to have another one.

01:09:27.479 --> 01:09:32.319
I'm sorry. This is great. I apologize. Anyway,

01:09:32.460 --> 01:09:35.039
so we're leaving camp and there's a car on the

01:09:35.039 --> 01:09:36.819
dirt road and we're like, and then people get

01:09:36.819 --> 01:09:40.260
out of the car and they go off into this meadow

01:09:40.260 --> 01:09:42.180
and I can't see them. And I'm like, what's going

01:09:42.180 --> 01:09:44.539
on? And we pull around. Was it a couple? Yeah.

01:09:44.840 --> 01:09:46.680
We pull around. It's kind of like the idiots

01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:49.079
in Yellowstone. Oh, yeah. We pull around and

01:09:49.079 --> 01:09:52.739
there's moose standing in the field and they're

01:09:52.739 --> 01:09:54.760
trying to get close to it to take a picture.

01:09:55.260 --> 01:09:57.880
I'm like, oh, my God. Those things are huge.

01:09:58.260 --> 01:10:01.880
Huge and dangerous. Did you jump to action, pull

01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:05.619
your rifle out, dig it out, the gas? No, we drove

01:10:05.619 --> 01:10:07.279
around them and said, you guys are fucking idiots,

01:10:07.420 --> 01:10:10.060
and drove on. Did you say that, really? Yes.

01:10:10.340 --> 01:10:14.239
Kind of. All right. All right, let's do it. We

01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:17.800
have a burger. What are you doing there? Your

01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:21.819
meat? The meat is good. That's the incorrect

01:10:21.819 --> 01:10:25.140
one, Chuck. Oh, great. All right, well, look,

01:10:25.140 --> 01:10:27.460
here's the thing. What are we paying you for?

01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:31.079
We've got their Lurkin High Wheat Risky that

01:10:31.079 --> 01:10:33.699
you've acquired through our advent calendar for

01:10:33.699 --> 01:10:35.300
those listeners out there that Jeff took a trip

01:10:35.300 --> 01:10:38.220
out to Kentucky, and he came back with two dozen

01:10:38.220 --> 01:10:41.699
different whiskeys for us to... Two dozen? Ish,

01:10:41.800 --> 01:10:43.600
you know, 17, 18. It was about 17 or 18 years.

01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:47.000
Oh, good Lord. It was a lot. A lot. Yes, it was.

01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:49.420
Yeah. I didn't realize that much. When you're

01:10:49.420 --> 01:10:50.739
in the midst of it, you're just like, oh, here's

01:10:50.739 --> 01:10:52.020
another good one. Here's another good one. Oh,

01:10:52.060 --> 01:10:53.399
I got to have that one. Then you get home, you're

01:10:53.399 --> 01:10:56.300
just like, fuck. Yeah, well, I'm super excited

01:10:56.300 --> 01:10:58.439
because every time, because, you know, Jeff was

01:10:58.439 --> 01:11:00.600
excited, too. He wanted to, like, tell us what

01:11:00.600 --> 01:11:02.300
he had. I was like, no, no, no, no. No, no, no,

01:11:02.300 --> 01:11:04.060
no. Don't spoil it. And I'm telling you what,

01:11:04.100 --> 01:11:05.859
this was such a fantastic surprise because the

01:11:05.859 --> 01:11:09.119
first one we had, the Larrikin. Yeah, Larrikin.

01:11:09.140 --> 01:11:11.859
Is that the one? Yeah, this is it. That's it.

01:11:11.979 --> 01:11:16.779
Single barrel high wheat rye. And when I was

01:11:16.779 --> 01:11:19.819
there, I tasted this. Is that right? Yes. And

01:11:19.819 --> 01:11:22.060
the way they explain it is this mash bill is

01:11:22.060 --> 01:11:25.359
actually unique. There's not very many out there

01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:27.880
that are like this. So it's a whiskey. It's a

01:11:27.880 --> 01:11:32.380
rye whiskey that has 65 % rye and 35 % wheat.

01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:36.779
So I think the wheat. They call it a high wheat

01:11:36.779 --> 01:11:39.479
rye whiskey, which is odd because it doesn't

01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:44.420
have corn. And it doesn't have barley. Barley?

01:11:44.420 --> 01:11:47.239
Barley, no. I've never seen a mash bill that

01:11:47.239 --> 01:11:50.220
has never had barley. It's eight years aged.

01:11:50.380 --> 01:11:53.180
Is that what this says? Yeah, I think so. Eight

01:11:53.180 --> 01:11:58.340
years, yeah. This is bottle 76. Beautiful. This

01:11:58.340 --> 01:12:01.939
is really, really good. Yes, it is. I'll tell

01:12:01.939 --> 01:12:04.220
you what. So this strikes two. The larrikin we

01:12:04.220 --> 01:12:09.100
had a month ago and a half ago was... It scored

01:12:09.100 --> 01:12:11.819
high points. This one's also going to score very

01:12:11.819 --> 01:12:15.119
high points. This is terrific. Yeah. Jeff, it

01:12:15.119 --> 01:12:17.960
was a good score. What was the cost point on

01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:21.920
this? Even the nose is amazing. It's high anise

01:12:21.920 --> 01:12:25.720
kind of licorice initial taste to it, and it

01:12:25.720 --> 01:12:28.899
just grows on you. I don't know if it's the pork

01:12:28.899 --> 01:12:32.600
and beef jerky that's kind of accentuating some

01:12:32.600 --> 01:12:36.579
of the happiness coming out of my pores. I'm

01:12:36.579 --> 01:12:39.359
with you on that. I hope this is pork and Jeff

01:12:39.359 --> 01:12:42.319
isn't, like, euthanizing some children. It's

01:12:42.319 --> 01:12:45.600
actually human. It's a dog. Is it a dog? Great.

01:12:45.979 --> 01:12:49.000
No, it's pork. Is it Sasha? It's pork. She's

01:12:49.000 --> 01:12:53.840
still alive. That's her neck meat. Oh. Too soon?

01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:59.699
Too soon. No, so larrikin, they don't distill

01:12:59.699 --> 01:13:01.960
their stuff, so they're kind of like a, what

01:13:01.960 --> 01:13:03.340
do we call them, rare character? Rare character.

01:13:03.420 --> 01:13:07.880
Where they find the good barrels. and they bottle

01:13:07.880 --> 01:13:10.000
them up. I don't know if they age them any more

01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:14.560
than what's already aged, but good shit. Very

01:13:14.560 --> 01:13:17.840
unique. Good stuff. So I wonder what would separate

01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:24.659
Lurkin from, let's say, the blendery. The whiskey

01:13:24.659 --> 01:13:27.239
blendery. Those two we had are single barrels.

01:13:27.279 --> 01:13:31.380
They're not blended anything. That's true. That's

01:13:31.380 --> 01:13:33.439
a really, really difficult question to answer.

01:13:34.119 --> 01:13:37.560
I mean, it boils down to exactly what we're tasting,

01:13:37.720 --> 01:13:42.720
right? Yes. Not the process, not the blend, or

01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:45.399
not the single barrel. I mean, when you're holding

01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:48.439
two Glencairns, right, and you've got two different

01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:50.300
things, and you don't even know where they've

01:13:50.300 --> 01:13:53.720
come from, and you try them, that would be the

01:13:53.720 --> 01:13:57.500
only way to answer that question, Sean. Does

01:13:57.500 --> 01:13:59.979
that make sense? Like you can't say, you can't

01:13:59.979 --> 01:14:04.159
put up a... a unique mash bill single barrel

01:14:04.159 --> 01:14:07.880
against some sort of blendery thing that they...

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I get it. Is that making sense? No, but what

01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:11.680
I was doing, I was drawing some straight lines

01:14:11.680 --> 01:14:16.380
between like Rare Character versus Lurican versus

01:14:16.380 --> 01:14:18.560
the blendery. The blendery, I get it. You and

01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:21.100
I went there. They mixed some stuff up. So basically

01:14:21.100 --> 01:14:24.479
the blendery grabs like Rare Character and Lurican

01:14:24.479 --> 01:14:26.659
and they mix them up. And they produce something

01:14:26.659 --> 01:14:29.020
that somebody would want. And their product is

01:14:29.020 --> 01:14:34.369
good. It is. But it's basically like Oak and

01:14:34.369 --> 01:14:36.229
Eden where they're... No, no, it's not. You know

01:14:36.229 --> 01:14:37.630
what? I don't even want to talk about that. And

01:14:37.630 --> 01:14:38.869
I don't want to slam them either because they

01:14:38.869 --> 01:14:40.750
have some fantastic products. It's just something

01:14:40.750 --> 01:14:43.529
unique. Anyway, all right. We got to rate this,

01:14:43.550 --> 01:14:45.409
right? All right. So hold on real quick before

01:14:45.409 --> 01:14:48.409
we rate it. Let me see here. Lurkin High Wheat

01:14:48.409 --> 01:14:50.930
Rye Whiskey offers tasting notes of sweetness,

01:14:51.170 --> 01:14:53.850
maple brown sugar up front, followed by mid -palate

01:14:53.850 --> 01:14:56.090
flavors of white pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, and

01:14:56.090 --> 01:14:58.430
chocolate before finished with increasing spice

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barrel. What was the proof again? It's 121 .4.

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Very nice. It's hot, man. Chocolate finishes

01:15:07.369 --> 01:15:11.710
the spice, burnt toast, bitter black tea. The

01:15:11.710 --> 01:15:14.289
high wheat content is, I'm telling you, the high

01:15:14.289 --> 01:15:18.890
wheat part makes it almost creamy. It completely

01:15:18.890 --> 01:15:23.989
mellows out the rye. It's a crazy mixture. It

01:15:23.989 --> 01:15:26.630
really is. It's super desirable. I'm going to

01:15:26.630 --> 01:15:29.310
rate this, honestly, this is super unique, so

01:15:29.310 --> 01:15:32.229
I'm going to rate it an 8 .5 for me because it's

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in a category by itself, and it's going to score

01:15:35.430 --> 01:15:37.869
high. Yeah. Yeah, we don't have anything like

01:15:37.869 --> 01:15:40.800
this. I'm not going to go that high. I'm going

01:15:40.800 --> 01:15:45.640
7 .8. I think I'm at an 8 .3. It's good stuff.

01:15:45.840 --> 01:15:48.020
Good stuff. Really, really good stuff. Hey, Chuck,

01:15:48.180 --> 01:15:53.270
Jeff, Paul. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Happy August

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