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It's the little things in life. No, it's not.

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Yeah, not really. Are we going to leave the lights

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at 100 %? 75? Yeah, I guess we're going to have

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to for this one. We're just going to have to

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see each other a little more clearly, which upset

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me as well. See all of Sean's flaws. Yeah, a

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lot of them. Tons. All this emotional baggage

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over here. It's a lot. All right, well, I'll

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tell you what. I don't even know. It's August

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12th. It is the 12th. It's close to the... Mid...

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The Ides of August? Is that what you call it?

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Yeah. Beware the Ides of August. Right. All I

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know is that... Was that Caesar? It's still going

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to be, what, another 60 days of ridiculous heat?

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Yeah, but it really hasn't been horrible. Oh.

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I mean, horrible. Well, I guess hot is hot is

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hot, but I mean... There were times here in the

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Dallas -Fort Worth area where dudes like us out

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there were focusing on 100 days straight of over

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100 degrees. Right. We've been nowhere. Maybe

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I'm a little adjusted because I've been exposed

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to the heat a lot. You do get acclimated to the

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heat. Maybe. Yeah, I'm not happy about that.

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Yeah, it doesn't mean you don't like it, but

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your body does function better in it. I walk

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around the house now, and I'm like, what's so

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cold in here? Your nuts are all sucked up in

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there. Yeah, but your house is like 62 degrees.

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Turtling. It is 62 degrees in your house. I think

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it's 68. I mean, it's crazy cold. I like to hang

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meat. God. We're not even close to that. I'm

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usually, during the day, if I'm here, it's at

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74. Yeah, it's even colder than our house. I

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think we do the lowest is 75 or usually 76. But

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you have free electricity. No, not really. It's

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solar. Sun, it's all free. Yeah, but I'm getting

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screwed on that deal. It's renewable. Oh, really?

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I'm paying way more than I would have before.

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How'd that happen? It's a deal gone bad. Well,

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we got to talk about that in just a second. Well,

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Chuck's not here. First of all, we started the

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podcast day off today. We selected today to check

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out because one of the biggest demands we get

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from the thousands of listeners out there is

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they want to see some video. Yeah. And we've

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been talking about it. And we bought cameras,

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these little hoopty things that were like, hey,

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this stuff's good. And we're not really sure

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how far it is, but we hooked it up and it's doable.

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We're going to use Jeff's as the main widescreen

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and we'll use some of these other ones. Regardless,

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we were here trying to experiment with it. So

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the first half of the podcast, in case you guys

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are wondering what's going on for the August

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12, 2025 Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And

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I'm Jeff. Where it's happening, and Chuck's not

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here. Yeah, Chuck's there. He's in Destin. He's

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in Destin, Florida. Frolicking around. Playing

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Beastie Boys. Completely shit -faced. He's playing

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with those Beastie Boys. You gotta fight for

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your rights. Sounded like he or somebody was

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chumming the waters when they were fishing today.

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Well, I mean, hell, when you're on a boat and

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you're drinking, they did not look happy. Chuck

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took a picture. It was an awesome picture. But

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behind him were three people sitting in there.

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They did not look well. Yeah. They were like,

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oh, my God. That's what I'd be afraid of. If

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I went deep sea fishing like that on one of those

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boats, I'd be like, man, I'd probably be puking

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all over the place. I've never. I've done it.

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I didn't puke, but I've got seasick once, and

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I was on a booze boat in Jamaica. And, man, they

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gave me a drink. Hey, man, have some fun. I'm

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just kind of relaxed. I don't really want to

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get drunk. I know, right? Yeah. What's up with

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that? But they gave me this big -ass thing, and

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I was like, gulp. Gulp. Gulp. And then it made

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it go away? No, that's how I got fucked up. Oh,

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it made it worse. Oh, dude, it was horrible after

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that. Then I was kind of like, this is not good.

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Was it like that humongous drink you got down

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at Jake's with like six straws? It was meant

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for six people, and you combined all the straws

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into one? I thought I was going to have a heart

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trip that night. I didn't know what was worse,

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the alcohol in it or the caffeine. Oh, yeah.

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I don't know. What was it? The high fructose?

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There's a lot of sugar in it. It could be any

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of those. Yes. So, yeah. You're not allowed to

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touch the table. You've got to sleep on the laptop.

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All right. So we've got a lot of stuff to talk

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about today. We do. We do. And did we miss a

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week? Didn't we miss a week? No. I don't think

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so. No. We had one last week. Yeah, we had one

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last week. I've posted everything except for

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last week's. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah.

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Yeah, these weeks have been really, really long.

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So it's kind of, I keep thinking it's been two,

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three weeks and it's only hasn't even been. Why

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is that? Have you been traveling or what's the

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reason? No, I've just, work has been extremely

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detailed. Yeah. So like every day is like feeling

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really, really long because I'm jumping from

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thing to thing to thing to thing to thing. So

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anyway, it's fine. We're really busy at work.

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That's a good thing, being busy. It is a good

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thing. Although I was busy as well and it didn't

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matter. No. It's always there. It doesn't go

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away. It's always there. That's why I was like,

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whatever I would do on vacation, I'd be like,

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the work never got done because I had my work

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that I did at my level. Right. Right. That, you

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know, I'd hand off some to my managers, but there

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were some that they couldn't do. Right. Right.

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Because it would take way too long to explain.

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You got to do this, this, this, and this. Otherwise,

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just call me if something goes sideways and I'll

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walk you through it kind of a thing is what would

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happen. Yeah. I know. I know. Anyway, it's all

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good. It's all good. All right. Well, so we've

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got our fantasy football stuff locked in for,

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what is it, September 1st? September 1st. Labor

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Day morning. Good Lord. That is so retarded.

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Who picked that date? Well, that was the only

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date that everybody could come up with. It was

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crazy. You saw all the chatter going back and

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forth. It was ridiculous. Yeah. They were bitching

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and moaning at each other. Yep. And I was like,

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forget it. I'll host it. We'll make it in the

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morning, which everybody can probably go to.

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We're going to have eggs and bacon. I can bring

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some bacon. Yeah, you do have bacon. I got 10

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pounds of bacon. I don't know why you're saying

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bacon. Do you have some chickens? Chicken and

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bacon. Yeah, and maybe some eggs. Eggs. Well,

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I tell you what, though. There's something to

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be said about your bacon that you bring out there

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because you are becoming quite the meologist

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here. Yeah, what the hell, man? You're totally

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showing us up. I'm okay with that. You're smoking

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shit. You're doing this. You're curing your own

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shit. You're slicing. I mean, what? Okay, it's

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awesome. You sent a video of you with your meat

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slicer. Meat slicer. And part of your finger

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was in there as well. I was cleaning it and part

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of my finger got left on. None of that got on

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the bacon? No, no Jeff meat on the bacon. No

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seasoning? No seasoning, no. Okay, well, yeah,

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you were slicing all your bacon strips, and I

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was like, dude, really? Yeah, Julie was actually

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slicing it. She likes to slice it. I made the

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bacon, cured it, smoked it, and everything, and

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she's like, I'm going to slice it. And I remember

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you were talking about this process, but it requires

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nitrates. Correct. And everybody says, oh, nitrates

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are bad, nitrates are bad. How do you have something,

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how do you have bacon without nitrates? You don't,

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because when you see nitrate -free or uncured,

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They're using celery powder typically or a derivative

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of thereof. And when you use that and you look

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down at the nuclear level, it's the exact same.

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When it doesn't work, it doesn't matter if it

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comes from Prague salt or celery salt. The way

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it breaks down, you're saying. Yeah. The nitrates

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are nitrates. Right. And the purpose of them

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is what? Curing. Curing. Cure it so that it lasts

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longer, basically. Yeah, application of curing

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mixture typically containing salt, sugar, and

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nitrates. Or dry rub or brine. So why do they

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say that nitrates are bad for you? I don't know.

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Just like anything else, if you eat too much

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of it, it's bad for you. So if I eat two pounds

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of bacon every morning. That'd be bad. Okay.

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That's bad. But the thing is, I think the other

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stuff, like the fact that you're eating that

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fatty meat or whatever would kill you before

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the nitrates would. I don't know, man. There's

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guys out there that eat bacon, eggs, and smoke

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cigarettes every fucking day. And drink a Dr.

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Pepper. And they lived to 90 years old. So there's

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no straight lines anymore. There's just, I think

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it's just all some of the, there's no straight

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lines anymore. I know. You don't even know. Well,

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like if you go on the carnivore diet, I mean,

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you're eating bacon meat. Right? That's basically

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what you're eating. Yeah. You know, lots of bacon

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and shit. There's a lot of people that say that

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the carnivore diet's the way to go. There are

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people out there that have had just, I don't

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want to say cancer, but they've had all kinds

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of ailments, sicknesses that won't go away. And

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they're kind of like, sorry, man, you've got

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this limited diet and you're just going to die

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eventually. And there's Peter Jordan. Is that

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his name? He's the psychologist from Canada.

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Jordan Peterson. Jordan Peterson. You're close.

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He has a daughter, and she had some major issues

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with her health. And that was her solution. She

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had lost her hip. I mean, she was young. Her

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solution was to have the carnivore diet? Correct.

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She had so many deficiencies that parts of her

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body were shutting down. Was she like a vegetarian

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or vegan at one point? I don't think so. I think

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that she just got sick. And there's no real rhyme

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or reason that I'm aware of. She needed a lot

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of protein, I guess. Because that's what that

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diet does for you, right? Tons of protein. Correct.

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And fats. Specifically her. We need fat. Is what

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she said. And a lot of doctors support this.

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There's a lot of doctors that don't support it

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either. But the reality is that that's all she

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eats. And what is her meat of choice? She does

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New York strips. And she'll eat that two or three

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times a day. Good choice. And that is it. That's

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all she eats. Really? I was going to say, that's

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not cheap, but you're not buying anything else.

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That's it. But wouldn't that get old? I know

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you don't have a problem eating the same thing

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every day. Well, I mean, for everyone, for a

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lot of people, that'd get old. But, I mean, if

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it tastes great, who cares? But the point is

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that if it's going to keep you alive, it's kind

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of a fuck it, man. I mean, imagine if you have

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flavored air. I'm just going to breathe the regular

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air. They do. They do have those oxygen. Bars.

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You ever see those? Why would vegetables not

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be okay for her? I don't understand. There's

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carbs in some veggies. There's a lot of data

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out there that suggests that you don't need vegetables.

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You can live off of steak and you don't need

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any vegetables. Yeah, period. I should probably

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say that the comments or statements made on this

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podcast are not endorsed by the FDA in any way,

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shape, or form. Well, of course not. The FDAs

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are the same folks that turned our food pyramid

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upside down. I know. They don't. Fuck those guys.

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I don't care about any of those. And I'm a proponent

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for that. There's a lot of things to be said

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about eating. I mean, we weren't designed for

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gatherers. What is it called? Hunter gatherers.

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Hunter gatherers. You know what I mean? We weren't

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designed to eat three squares a day. You know,

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we weren't. Well, they say you're supposed to

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eat many small meals throughout the day. That's

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right. You're supposed to... It's called noshing.

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Not scrounge, but what do you call it? You...

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Graze. Graze. Yes, graze. Graze all day. And

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that's okay, too. But my point is that we weren't

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designed for that. Our bodies weren't... The

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influx of food that comes in like that, it's

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not supposed to work like that. Because we don't

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have four chambers in our stomach? We're not

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cows. Yes. Ah, I see. I see. If you were a cow,

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then you could put a big hole in the side, and

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you could... degas and collect all that. Do you

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ever see that where they put the grommet into

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the cow's side and they can reach in the gut

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and uncompact it? No. I haven't seen that lately.

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They've taken some sort of reservoir with a little

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stabbing thing and they puncture the side of

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a cow and this gas comes out and they catch it

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on fire. Can I ask you about the question? Why

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the hell would you be seeing this in any way?

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Documentaries, nature shows. They showed it on

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the one Kevin Costner was on, up there in Montana.

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Yeah, Yellowstone. Yellowstone. The cows were

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out there grazing, and they were eating hay or

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something they weren't supposed to eat. Alfalfa.

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Yeah, they were eating alfalfa. They became all

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bloated. They were like, well, they're just going

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to fucking die. But then the guys were like,

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well, let's do something about it. They fucking

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took a knife and stabbed them, and air came out,

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and they saved the cows. And they stitched them

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up. Now they just put a little wound glue on

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it. Wound glue. All right. Is that like liquid

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skin? Well, that's what he did when he chopped

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his finger off. My finger. That doesn't look

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good. Why are you giving Sean the finger? I was

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looking at my finger. Can't you look at that

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without making that obscene gesture? It's the

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middle finger. How are you supposed to look at

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it? I don't know. Like this? Remember, we're

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thinking about doing video. We are doing video.

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We're doing video. You're giving him the birdie.

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All right. So fascinating. None of that was on

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our topic list. That's all right. But we kind

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of wanted to jump in a little bit about you and

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your whole meat experience. I mean, you've got

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to walk us through because there's a lot of dudes

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like us out there that want to get involved in

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the meats. I mean, you're smoking your stuff.

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You've got the pellet thing. You've got everything.

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Did you get your little pasta thing for the side

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of your? No, I wouldn't use that. You've got

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a meat grinder that attaches to the side. No,

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I've got a real meat grinder. Did you also have

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the attachment, though, as well? I did. I started

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with that, but then I outgrew that pretty quick.

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All right, so let's walk through some of the

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things that you're doing that most guys probably

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have not dipped their toes in, right? So you

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grind your own meat. I grind my own meat. So

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I look like when the briskets are on sale for

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$1 .99 a pound. I will get one of those. I'll

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trim some fat off to where I want. some fat content,

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then I'll cube it, dice it up, and I'll get 10

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pounds of ground beef. You've done that with

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me. I have. Awesome. That was fun. And you're

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paying, well, once you cut the fat off, I mean,

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you're probably about three bucks a pound. And

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the tricky part was trying to figure out how

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much fat to leave in there. Correct. Because,

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you know, that's why the whole 80 -20 or 93 -7.

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The more you do it, you get better at that. Plus,

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every brisket's a little bit different, right?

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So you're looking at it, you're like, I don't

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know what. So when you cut it apart, you can

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see all that fat in there. You're like, holy

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shit. You're like, how much am I going to do?

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So you also did a loin. I did Canadian bacon.

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Yes. I've done regular bacon. This is my third

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time making regular bacon. And I got the big

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pork belly from Costco. Nice. It was an 11 and

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a half pound pork belly. You're saying that's

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all the same? Like the bacon comes from that?

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Bacon is pork belly. It's pork belly. So it can

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be, and Canadian bacon is also? Canadian bacon

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can be pork shoulder, a portion of it, or I made

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it out of pork loin. Interesting. Yeah. And so,

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yeah, Shelly got confused when you gave me Canadian

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bacon and I just slapped it on a sandwich. Remember,

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I texted you. I was like, can I just slap it

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on a sandwich? I mean, why wouldn't I? But most

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of the time, people pan fry it. Correct. That's

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what I do. With, you know, eggs. Yeah, eggs and

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bacon. When you get like an egg McMuffin, that's

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got Canadian bacon on it. Right. Yeah, I took

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mine and diced it and put it in an omelet. I

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ate all of it. There you go. Yeah, you could

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do that. I ate all of it, Jeff. That was half

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a pound. I ate half a pound of that Canadian

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bacon in one sitting. In one sitting? No, it

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gets worse. Why? So Alex lives in our house,

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and he works at some foo -foo restaurant, comes

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home with some stuff, like some eggs. So they

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prepare food, and they're kind of like, hey,

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we got these egg whites. We're going to use the

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yolks only, or sometimes it's vice versa. He

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comes home with quarts of eggs, cracked eggs,

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and they're already in there. And I dumped like

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three, four eggs in there. Because it's in a

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quart. You just... Yolk, egg whites, everything?

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I mean, yeah, just put it in there, and I freaking

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stirred in the Canadian bacon, took a pair of

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scissors, I was like, chop, chop, chop, chop,

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chop, chop, chop. Yeah. Got that thing going.

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So it was like a six -egg omelet with half a

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pound of bacon in it. Go on. And you ate it all

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in one sitting? Actually, yes. Wow. Yeah. You

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know... I'd like to talk my way out of it, but

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I think I actually did. Well, eggs are good for

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you. I don't know about in that kind of quantity.

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Well, nothing in that quantity is healthy for

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you. Is four eggs a lot? Four eggs is a lot.

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Okay, so when you add four eggs to a half a pound

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of bacon. All right, well, hold on. Let's not

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talk about the bacon right now. Let's just focus

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on the eggs. Let's say we're at a party and they've

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got those deviled eggs. I can't stand deviled

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eggs. Well, those are halves. So if you have

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four of those, that's only two eggs. Yeah. Oh,

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God. So if you have eight, you have eight deviled

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eggs? Oh, I'm just saying, how easy is it to

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eat eight deviled eggs? Oh, it's very easy. Really

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hard for me. Oh, I could eat four eggs. I have

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no problem doing that. I could have a four -egg

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omelet, no problem. Yeah, that's my point. And

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that four -egg omelet usually has some chopped

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up stuff in it. Yeah. Yeah, like a half a pound

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of bacon. Oh, wait, no, no, sorry. We're not

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talking about that right now. No, but we... Don't

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focus on the eggs. I did add the half pound of

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bacon, but I also had... Look, I'm one of these

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guys... That I can't stand food to go to waste.

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I hear you there. And so when I've got salsa

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and stuff like that in there. It's a curse. Man,

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I put the eggs in there. I put the Canadian bacon

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in there. There was some Tara makes some badass

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salsa. So I took the, she makes some of those

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little ramekins. Probably, you know, about four,

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eight, ten ounces in there. I dumped the whole

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thing in there. Just fuck it, man. Just stir

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it all up. Well, yeah. How can salsa can't be

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bad for you? Well, that's just veggies, right?

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Yeah, that's veggies. It's good for you. Salsa's

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supposed to be free calories. Yes, it is. Especially

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for diabetics. Salsa's supposed to be free calories?

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Well, tomatoes have sugar in it. There is sugar

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in it. Yeah, so you crushed up a bag of chips

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and threw that in there too? Chips are just corn.

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Just corn. Well, it's steed oil. It's just corn

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oil. Fried. Yes. It's all derivatives of corn.

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Corn's not evil. It can be evil. In obscene quantities.

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I mean, look, the corn we have nowadays, look,

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I get it, whatever. You guys are going to just,

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I mean, yes, exactly. It's all fake shit. Carrots

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are fucking fake. It's not fake. My carrots aren't

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fake. I mean, they're there. They're tangible.

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You can touch them. You can taste them. You can

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cook them. What's wrong with them? But they're

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not real. They're not. What do you mean? They

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weren't on, I mean, the carrots now that we have

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nowadays that are orange, carrots weren't like

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that 100 years ago. How do we know this? How

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do we know that? People were alive 100 years

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ago. There's documents. Well, there's white carrots.

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There's purple carrots. Orange carrots didn't

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exist 100 years ago. Well, maybe it was a European

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version that came over. I know. They've looked

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at cave paintings. My point is. And there's a

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lot of carrots. They're black. No, they're not

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black. They're orange. We've talked about this

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before. It really disgusts me about the way our

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farms are set up, the way the government controls

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the sale of the seeds. And why is it that we

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can't just do what God intended us for us to

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do? And that's you have a harvest. It comes.

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with seeds. They reuse the seeds to refuel the

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farms up to get your next year's harvest. But

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now you have to go buy the fucking seeds from

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the government every single year because they

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made the seeds so that they won't reproduce.

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Well, Monsanto makes a lot of the seeds. And

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they made the farmers dependent on them. That

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happened in India. Have we talked about this

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before? Maybe. In India. they exactly what you

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were saying that the western companies came in

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there and said oh we can like you know you can

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get much more yield from your from your land

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and we can do this and that and we have a drought

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resistant and and um bug resistant and so they

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they convinced them not to save the seeds that

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they have been farming for six generations they

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didn't save their seeds right and so they start

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farming with this shit And there are no seeds.

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And they have to buy them. They're now dependent

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on these Western agricultural companies for the

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seeds. And they can't afford them. And they jacked

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up the price of them. And they said, oh, if you

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want to keep farming and you want these seeds.

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And they no longer have their family seeds. Why

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did they throw them away? Well, because, I don't

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know. That's a good question. I don't know why.

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But now they face the humility. I mean, the humiliation,

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the absolute devastating humiliation of losing

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the family farm because they don't have the seeds

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and they kill themselves in droves. Look it up.

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It is awful. So farmers are like killing themselves?

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Killing themselves out of shame. Now, that was

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probably a decade ago. I don't know if they have

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fixed that situation since then. I would imagine

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they've made it worse. Because the more farmers

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become dependent on these, what do you call them?

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What kind of seeds? That they don't something.

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Well, they don't reproduce. They don't reproduce.

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They don't germinate. Yeah, they're sterile seeds.

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I don't know. Anyway, so yeah, they have to buy

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these seeds. It's sick what they have done in

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India. Yeah. I did not hear that. Yeah. It's

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true. It's all true. Yeah, it's true, and it

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happens here in the United States, and they take

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something. Look, the orange carrot came popular

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because it just was popular because it was orange,

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but it was never designed. And look, I don't

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give a fuck at the end of the day, but none of

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it's the way it should have been. It's frustrating.

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Everything's manipulated, right? It is. It's

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all about money. It's all about money and power

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and the stupid Democrats. Yeah, I blame them.

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Thanks, Obama. And the Democrats. Yeah, the Republicans

00:21:49.140 --> 00:21:51.980
had no hand in that. I blame them. Oh, 100%.

00:21:51.980 --> 00:21:53.839
Both of them are. I mean, both sides of the aisle

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are just big pieces of shit because they vote

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on everything. Yes, they do. There is no reason,

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none, there's zero reasons why they won't let

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them have seeds that reproduced, period. No,

00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:07.559
they want them beholden. They want them dependent

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on them. Yeah, it's all about profit. Yes. That's

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what it is. Profit for who? For these companies.

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They got to profit the show, so they hit the

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stock market. They make more money. Corporate

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America. I saw this on a show somewhere. I'm

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trying to remember. There was something about

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the story of a lemon farmer. There's a lemon

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farmer on both sides of the fence. The lemon

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farmer on the west side harvests. Whatever. Every

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year. And somehow his has got a very special

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lemon because it's an orange lemon. Whatever.

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I made that up. Like a buyer's lemon. Sure. But

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so slowly but surely, for some reason, the lemons

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on the east side of the fence started doing the

00:22:56.519 --> 00:22:59.099
same thing. So the guy on the west side sues

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the guy on the left side. He's stealing my freaking

00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:04.759
seeds. Yeah. My point kind of in a weird way

00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:08.640
was that this is all bullshit. Yeah. It's where

00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:11.000
they're suing each other over something that

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God put on this earth. It's bizarre. Yeah. It's

00:23:15.059 --> 00:23:17.579
bizarre. And you know what? Meaning seeds travel

00:23:17.579 --> 00:23:20.819
in the wind. Yes. Poland does. Yeah, it's not

00:23:20.819 --> 00:23:22.460
his fault. I mean, there's bees that come in

00:23:22.460 --> 00:23:24.960
and the birds and they migrate. They shit in

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each other's fields. And it's just like that's

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how seeds get transferred all over the planet.

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I did hear that. Bird shit. Bird shit. Bird shit.

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I did hear that the bee population, there's huge

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colonies that are dying off. Oh, the what? Bees.

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I thought that was an issue a while back, but

00:23:41.430 --> 00:23:42.930
it's been - It's always been an issue. It's always

00:23:42.930 --> 00:23:45.869
been an issue, and I think they're getting close

00:23:45.869 --> 00:23:48.589
to figuring out why. It's a specific pesticide.

00:23:48.589 --> 00:23:52.309
Oh, yeah. Usually it is. That is getting into

00:23:52.309 --> 00:23:54.789
the hive and killing everything. Unbelievable.

00:23:54.789 --> 00:23:57.009
So the huge colonies that were pollinating just

00:23:57.009 --> 00:23:59.230
acres and acres and acres of shit are no longer

00:23:59.230 --> 00:24:01.190
there. You know what's so funny about bees? It's

00:24:01.190 --> 00:24:04.509
like I'm a total sissy when it comes to flying

00:24:04.509 --> 00:24:06.539
bugs. You know what I mean? I'll be like walking

00:24:06.539 --> 00:24:07.920
along the pool and all of a sudden something

00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:09.779
will fly at me and I act like a five -year -old

00:24:09.779 --> 00:24:17.539
girl. Well, the wasp and the... What are they?

00:24:18.380 --> 00:24:20.920
Not the... The yellow jackets? Yellow jackets.

00:24:21.079 --> 00:24:22.839
But they're also called something. Doppel something?

00:24:23.059 --> 00:24:25.119
What are they called? They're called something

00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:27.420
else. There's another word for them. Anyway,

00:24:27.500 --> 00:24:30.599
those... Yeah, those are like... You know, I

00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.660
go apeshit about them. And Shelly will admonish

00:24:33.660 --> 00:24:37.539
me if it's a bee. She'll be like, don't, you

00:24:37.539 --> 00:24:39.380
know, because I'll go around trying to slap shit

00:24:39.380 --> 00:24:41.559
and kill shit. And she's like, no, no, no, not

00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:43.440
the bees, not the bees. You know, we need the

00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:45.119
bees. We need the bees. You need all of them,

00:24:45.140 --> 00:24:49.180
actually. Well, do we? What's the use of a wasp?

00:24:49.180 --> 00:24:51.019
You know what? That's a good question because

00:24:51.019 --> 00:24:57.220
we asked, I think we asked ChatGPT, is our wasp

00:24:57.220 --> 00:25:01.319
and yellow jackets, are they pollinators? And

00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:04.220
it said that they weren't. They weren't pollinators.

00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:05.900
Because that's what we're talking about. That's

00:25:05.900 --> 00:25:07.660
why bees are so important. Are you sure yellow

00:25:07.660 --> 00:25:10.819
jackets aren't? Can we fact check that? I mean,

00:25:10.859 --> 00:25:13.779
I don't know the answer to that. Mr. Sean, can

00:25:13.779 --> 00:25:16.000
you ask the question? Yeah, you go. Are wasps,

00:25:16.119 --> 00:25:20.279
they are important pollinators? Oh, God, don't

00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:22.059
tell Shelly that, because I kill wasps all the

00:25:22.059 --> 00:25:27.859
time. Son of a bitch has dug in like an Alabama

00:25:27.859 --> 00:25:32.019
tit. You're hit. You're bleeding, man. I ain't

00:25:32.019 --> 00:25:36.380
got time to bleed. What was the other one? Yellowjacket.

00:25:36.779 --> 00:25:40.660
Yellowjacket. So it says, yeah, apparently wasps

00:25:40.660 --> 00:25:46.279
are important pollinators. Oh, boy. Oh, AI summary.

00:25:46.380 --> 00:25:51.740
Yes. Shit. Oh, they're not primary, though. Yeah,

00:25:51.740 --> 00:25:55.200
so anything that's non -primary that can sting

00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:57.900
you, kill it. Yeah, well, you know, they sting

00:25:57.900 --> 00:26:00.369
me in your backyard. You've never been stung

00:26:00.369 --> 00:26:02.509
in my backyard. Are you kidding me? I sat on

00:26:02.509 --> 00:26:04.710
one of your chairs and you had to rub one out.

00:26:04.890 --> 00:26:07.630
That was a spider. That was not a spider. Are

00:26:07.630 --> 00:26:10.309
you being serious right now? Of course. You got

00:26:10.309 --> 00:26:12.849
stung by a yellow jacket? I got stung by a flying

00:26:12.849 --> 00:26:17.730
animal. Like a squirrel? It was a flying squirrel.

00:26:17.970 --> 00:26:25.150
Was it a bat? Like a griffin? It was a griffin.

00:26:25.609 --> 00:26:28.609
Holy shit. And you lived to tell the tale? Yeah.

00:26:28.950 --> 00:26:31.910
It picked me up a little bit. I tell you what,

00:26:31.970 --> 00:26:34.240
don't you do it. Those are fucking enormous,

00:26:34.579 --> 00:26:37.819
and I cannot get rid of them. They're all over

00:26:37.819 --> 00:26:39.559
my backyard. A little hive of those back there.

00:26:39.559 --> 00:26:41.519
Fucking griffins. It stands on the corner of

00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:43.960
the building. What do they call those? Those

00:26:43.960 --> 00:26:46.660
are ghouls. Gargoyles. Gargoyles. Gargoyles.

00:26:46.660 --> 00:26:49.099
I don't have any gargoyles. I have griffins,

00:26:49.099 --> 00:26:51.240
though. Wow. No, that's the day I sat in the

00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:53.680
chair. It was at nighttime, dinnertime -ish,

00:26:53.759 --> 00:26:55.220
and then something bit me on the back, and I

00:26:55.220 --> 00:26:57.940
was like, oh, it hurts so bad. And you took your

00:26:57.940 --> 00:27:01.569
oil? Yeah, yeah. It gave you purification oil.

00:27:01.710 --> 00:27:03.990
And by the way, that was a spider. How do you

00:27:03.990 --> 00:27:06.230
know it was a spider? Because we know it. It

00:27:06.230 --> 00:27:08.269
was still stuck to you. I thought the thing had

00:27:08.269 --> 00:27:11.829
flown off. No. Well, I don't know. Actually,

00:27:11.869 --> 00:27:13.230
I don't know. Why am I saying that? I don't know.

00:27:13.309 --> 00:27:17.650
I'll tell you what. I dropped my kid off at Austin

00:27:17.650 --> 00:27:21.029
at College Station to continue his education.

00:27:21.430 --> 00:27:23.549
Yeah, that's super exciting, by the way. It was.

00:27:23.650 --> 00:27:26.930
But while I was there, let's see if I can't find

00:27:26.930 --> 00:27:32.869
it. A &M. No. Well, he's going to Blinn, but

00:27:32.869 --> 00:27:36.230
he has every intention of transferring to Texas

00:27:36.230 --> 00:27:38.809
A &M University. He's definitely going to...

00:27:38.809 --> 00:27:41.250
He's going to be an Aggie. We're expanding our

00:27:41.250 --> 00:27:45.089
influence. What I'm getting at is there was a

00:27:45.089 --> 00:27:49.049
fucking big -ass spider that we ran into. Did

00:27:49.049 --> 00:27:53.049
you pick it up? No, but you know Brendan? Brendan

00:27:53.049 --> 00:27:55.009
fucking picked that up. So there's a board. By

00:27:55.009 --> 00:27:58.779
the way, that board is like a 2x6. Just to give

00:27:58.779 --> 00:28:00.359
you the gravity of how big that fucking thing

00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.140
is. That's a two, two and a half inch spider.

00:28:02.259 --> 00:28:04.339
That is a huge ass spider. That's scary. What

00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:06.519
kind of spider is it? It wasn't one that will

00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:09.680
hurt you. I know the iPhone will tell you. I

00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:11.880
don't know what it is. Oh, that looks like a

00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:16.480
brown widow. A recluse? A black recluse. Dude,

00:28:16.539 --> 00:28:19.140
look at those eyeballs. I said that on purpose,

00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.099
you idiot. Let me see. Let me see the eyeballs.

00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:23.279
Is that like a wolf spider? Oh, God. Dude, look

00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:25.960
at those. That thing was a big ass spider. Was

00:28:25.960 --> 00:28:29.859
that Shalob? Slope? Explain, please. That's the

00:28:29.859 --> 00:28:38.660
spider in Lord of the Rings. The big spider?

00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:41.359
What's up with you and Griffins and Lord of the

00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:43.640
Rings and Game of Thrones? Harry Potter? Are

00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:45.319
you on a fantasy trip right now? I guess so.

00:28:46.039 --> 00:28:48.039
What's going on with you? What have you been

00:28:48.039 --> 00:28:50.059
watching? He's talking about flying animals in

00:28:50.059 --> 00:28:51.759
the backyard, biting them. Yeah, well, true.

00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:55.039
True. I don't think he was talking about Harry

00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:57.559
Potter. He wasn't thinking about Harry Potter

00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:02.000
or whatever it is. All right. Anyway, wow. That

00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.599
was a big spider, though. Yeah, that is healthy

00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:07.920
looking. Would you run away screaming? No, because

00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:10.240
Brendan was - Yeah, what does that mean? He picked

00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:13.400
it up. The board. So the board is probably two

00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:16.339
foot long. He was in the garage. It's on the

00:29:16.339 --> 00:29:18.740
board, and normal people would have been like,

00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.710
I'm getting out of the garage. He walks over

00:29:21.710 --> 00:29:24.529
there, picks up the board. He's a stud. Looks

00:29:24.529 --> 00:29:27.430
at it very closely. Does he jump on his face

00:29:27.430 --> 00:29:32.029
like aliens? Like arachnophobia. Starts drilling

00:29:32.029 --> 00:29:35.349
at his eyeball. Did you say like aliens? Nice,

00:29:35.990 --> 00:29:40.009
yeah. And then his stomach starts going. Yes.

00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:43.279
It was crazy. Big spider. I was like, yeah, no,

00:29:43.420 --> 00:29:46.200
just go ahead and just do something. So you did

00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:48.380
identify it? Was it a wolf spider or was it a

00:29:48.380 --> 00:29:51.059
tarantula? It was not a tarantula. And I did

00:29:51.059 --> 00:29:54.440
not identify it. Because it's tarantula sex season

00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:58.119
right now, mating season. Oh. Yes. And you know

00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:00.000
this? I heard on the radio, it's from like August

00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:02.380
to October. So they were like, so if you see

00:30:02.380 --> 00:30:06.319
a lot of, so tarantulas will become more populous

00:30:06.319 --> 00:30:08.539
in the view, you'll be able to see them more

00:30:08.539 --> 00:30:11.829
because they're out looking for. Poontang. Tarantula

00:30:11.829 --> 00:30:14.390
hive. You need to whip out your phone and pull

00:30:14.390 --> 00:30:21.549
some Barry White. Can't get enough of your love,

00:30:21.549 --> 00:30:31.650
babe. What's going on with these guys? Interesting.

00:30:31.829 --> 00:30:34.670
So do tarantulas lay eggs? Yes. Or do they hump?

00:30:35.230 --> 00:30:37.589
I'm going to get, get, get, get you drunk. Get

00:30:37.589 --> 00:30:40.630
you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump.

00:30:40.710 --> 00:30:45.150
My hump, my hump, my hump. They lay... Do they

00:30:45.150 --> 00:30:48.069
hump? I mean, how do they fornicate? I mean,

00:30:48.109 --> 00:30:51.670
is it... Do they... There's no penetration. Is

00:30:51.670 --> 00:30:54.630
it like... I have no idea. I've never actually...

00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:56.920
investigated. They didn't cover that on the radio?

00:30:57.099 --> 00:30:59.940
Tarantula sex. Well, the male penis goes in two

00:30:59.940 --> 00:31:02.299
and then, you know. There's lots of penetration,

00:31:02.579 --> 00:31:05.519
both orally and anally. Is it like fish where

00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:09.859
you... Into the cochlea. The spider lays a sack

00:31:09.859 --> 00:31:12.180
of eggs and then the other spider goes over and

00:31:12.180 --> 00:31:14.119
there are pollinates on it? Like just spooges

00:31:14.119 --> 00:31:17.380
on a pile of eggs? I don't know. Alright, so

00:31:17.380 --> 00:31:20.039
since we're talking about insects, let me tell

00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:23.019
you what happened earlier this week. Hold on.

00:31:23.160 --> 00:31:25.680
Let's get it. There's a picture of it down there.

00:31:25.700 --> 00:31:30.059
We're going to get a definitive answer on how

00:31:30.059 --> 00:31:33.119
they have sex, apparently. The courtship males

00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:35.799
perform a courtship dance to attract the females.

00:31:35.859 --> 00:31:37.980
This includes drumming on the ground, just like

00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:40.440
Jeff does, with their legs and displaying their

00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:43.460
colors. The male may also approach the female

00:31:43.460 --> 00:31:46.099
cautiously to avoid being mistaken as for real

00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:49.339
prey. Then the mating process. Once the female

00:31:49.339 --> 00:31:52.119
is receptive, the male uses specialized structures

00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:55.359
called the penis. To transfer sperm, it's called

00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:57.980
pedipalps. No, pedipalps. That's totally different.

00:31:58.200 --> 00:32:02.440
Yeah. Pedipalps. The male inserts his huge pedipalp

00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:04.539
into the female's reproductive ovum. It's tiny,

00:32:04.740 --> 00:32:09.079
actually. And releases his load into her body,

00:32:09.180 --> 00:32:11.119
releasing sperm into the body. Dude, seriously.

00:32:11.259 --> 00:32:13.700
Oh, God. After mating, the female might eat the

00:32:13.700 --> 00:32:16.900
male. Just like a praying mantis. Just like humans,

00:32:17.099 --> 00:32:21.039
really. That means it'd be really good sex. To

00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:23.859
be the last time you ever did it. I get eaten

00:32:23.859 --> 00:32:26.319
right after. It's worth dying to have sex with

00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:29.079
you, baby. So the female lays her eggs in a silk

00:32:29.079 --> 00:32:33.339
sack, and she guards it until they hatch. Petapalps.

00:32:33.740 --> 00:32:36.059
I've never heard the term petapalps. Thanks.

00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:40.099
That's great. Yeah. So he inserts the petapalp

00:32:40.099 --> 00:32:42.940
in her female organ. It says, here's a look at

00:32:42.940 --> 00:32:44.759
the transplant mating, which involves charging

00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:47.559
their petapalps with sperm and spinning a sperm

00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:52.710
web, dancing, and fang clasping. Wow. Dude, they

00:32:52.710 --> 00:32:55.750
know how to get it on. I'll say that at least.

00:32:55.829 --> 00:32:59.190
It's very barbaric. Yeah, it's jungle love right

00:32:59.190 --> 00:33:01.950
there. There's some good fanage. Oh, darling,

00:33:02.009 --> 00:33:05.490
I can't get enough of your love, babe. Well,

00:33:05.529 --> 00:33:06.950
you learn something every day. I never knew the

00:33:06.950 --> 00:33:10.609
term pedopalp before. Me neither. Yeah. Yeah.

00:33:10.650 --> 00:33:13.650
Thanks, Sean. Well, you know, hey, man. Yeah,

00:33:13.710 --> 00:33:16.109
still be talking about Architeuthis. Johnny on

00:33:16.109 --> 00:33:18.809
the spot. All right, let me share my insect story

00:33:18.809 --> 00:33:21.299
from the other night. I'm getting ready for bed.

00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:23.740
I'm in my bathroom. I'm brushing my teeth. Are

00:33:23.740 --> 00:33:26.960
you nude? I'm not. Okay. I'm in my jammies, and

00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:30.779
I look up at the top of the window, and there

00:33:30.779 --> 00:33:36.700
are a shit ton of winged insects. Termites? And

00:33:36.700 --> 00:33:43.599
little ants with them. They're all running back

00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:45.970
and forth. They're running back and forth like

00:33:45.970 --> 00:33:48.670
they're literally moving a colony. And I was

00:33:48.670 --> 00:33:51.890
like, oh, shit. And my wife's already in bed,

00:33:52.049 --> 00:33:54.170
right? And I'm like, oh, God, I'm not going to

00:33:54.170 --> 00:33:55.750
freak out about this right now. And I'm like,

00:33:55.890 --> 00:33:57.809
we might have a problem. You know, let's talk

00:33:57.809 --> 00:33:59.569
about it tomorrow. Did you find the queen? I

00:33:59.569 --> 00:34:01.369
didn't do anything, right? No, I left everything

00:34:01.369 --> 00:34:04.950
alone. I wake up the next morning, zero evidence

00:34:04.950 --> 00:34:07.230
of anything ever having been. No, I took a picture

00:34:07.230 --> 00:34:09.590
of it, though. I took a couple pictures. And

00:34:09.590 --> 00:34:12.769
so the next morning I called the insect people.

00:34:13.170 --> 00:34:15.070
And I'm like, yeah, I think I have termites.

00:34:15.230 --> 00:34:17.750
She goes, well, did you by chance take a picture

00:34:17.750 --> 00:34:20.050
of it? I said, yeah, I have a couple. And I think

00:34:20.050 --> 00:34:21.809
they're pretty good. Like, you know, I zoomed

00:34:21.809 --> 00:34:23.710
in on it. And she goes, send those to me. I'll

00:34:23.710 --> 00:34:25.909
give you a number to text it to. And she goes,

00:34:25.949 --> 00:34:28.809
good news. Those are ants. And I'm like, oh,

00:34:29.050 --> 00:34:31.309
thank God. Yeah. Because I thought it was like

00:34:31.309 --> 00:34:35.929
a termite spawn. Oh, yeah. Right. And very few

00:34:35.929 --> 00:34:39.440
people think about. winged ants right how many

00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:42.719
winged ants do do we think of in general oh i've

00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:44.300
seen them yeah right but you know what i mean

00:34:44.300 --> 00:34:46.579
like most people i think most people would have

00:34:46.579 --> 00:34:49.000
thought it's probably a termite well here's the

00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:50.900
other problem on the other side of that wall

00:34:50.900 --> 00:34:54.219
about five feet to the left is my giant wood

00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:57.489
pile So Shelly was like, oh, my God, I told you

00:34:57.489 --> 00:35:00.070
not to put the wood pile over there. She's like

00:35:00.070 --> 00:35:01.690
all freaking out. Is it next to the house? It

00:35:01.690 --> 00:35:03.130
is not. Oh, yeah, you don't want it next to the

00:35:03.130 --> 00:35:04.630
house. No, it's not next to the house. It's probably

00:35:04.630 --> 00:35:08.429
about two feet away from the house. Yeah. I would

00:35:08.429 --> 00:35:10.289
think it's enough, but I don't know. Anyway,

00:35:10.349 --> 00:35:12.570
but that didn't help. That didn't help the situation.

00:35:12.650 --> 00:35:16.650
You don't vacuum pack your wood? In a condom?

00:35:16.829 --> 00:35:19.289
Yeah, it's like this large garbage bag. Just

00:35:19.289 --> 00:35:22.170
vacuum pack it, seal it. So did you lay any?

00:35:22.909 --> 00:35:26.309
Eggs? Yes. Did you lay any poison down or anything?

00:35:26.550 --> 00:35:28.909
Yes. So I have, well, I mean, I have like, you

00:35:28.909 --> 00:35:31.849
know, perimeter ant killer spray, right? Borax?

00:35:32.829 --> 00:35:36.010
You know what? Boy, you know, you laugh. I looked

00:35:36.010 --> 00:35:38.230
up what termite, what do... Oh, no, I did it

00:35:38.230 --> 00:35:39.889
in my college. We put borax all around. Did you

00:35:39.889 --> 00:35:41.730
sprinkle some in your drink first? Yes, it's

00:35:41.730 --> 00:35:45.909
do -it -yourself termite thing. Borax came up.

00:35:46.969 --> 00:35:49.369
It didn't say anything about human consumption,

00:35:49.510 --> 00:35:54.369
though. But yes, I did spray my... My foundation

00:35:54.369 --> 00:35:56.369
with the ant prey. Yeah, we've had some ant problems

00:35:56.369 --> 00:35:58.750
in the past. I didn't have them this year. The

00:35:58.750 --> 00:36:00.469
last couple years, actually, we've got the little

00:36:00.469 --> 00:36:01.989
sugar ants. I think they're called the little

00:36:01.989 --> 00:36:04.769
sugar ants. Oh, yeah. And you'll see a trail,

00:36:04.829 --> 00:36:07.250
usually to the sink, and I'll see a trail, and

00:36:07.250 --> 00:36:09.110
I'll follow it all the way back. It always comes

00:36:09.110 --> 00:36:12.889
from the backyard. So I watch it. I can never

00:36:12.889 --> 00:36:15.130
find the mound, though. You know what's amazing

00:36:15.130 --> 00:36:17.989
is there's a lot of times they come up through,

00:36:18.130 --> 00:36:20.449
in the kitchen specifically, well, any plumbing

00:36:20.449 --> 00:36:23.110
areas. Right. They'll come up through the plumbing.

00:36:23.500 --> 00:36:26.519
Right out of the foundation. Because there's

00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:29.199
a tube. The pipes that come through the foundation,

00:36:29.420 --> 00:36:31.019
there's a little plastic tube that they run them

00:36:31.019 --> 00:36:33.300
through. So that's my problem. I always think

00:36:33.300 --> 00:36:35.179
they're literally underneath the house. And I

00:36:35.179 --> 00:36:37.059
think they are. They're underneath the house.

00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.880
So how do you find them out? How do you kill

00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:43.219
those little fuckers? Well, what I've done is

00:36:43.219 --> 00:36:47.480
I get the ant killer, right? And I spray a barrier

00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:51.099
that they will not cross. So if I see them coming

00:36:51.099 --> 00:36:53.650
in through the back door, Right, so you just

00:36:53.650 --> 00:36:55.909
kind of start eliminating entry points. Yeah,

00:36:55.909 --> 00:36:57.530
so I was like, okay, they're there. And if they

00:36:57.530 --> 00:36:59.329
find another way, I'll do that one. Then you

00:36:59.329 --> 00:37:02.150
get that one. Okay. I've never gone outside looking

00:37:02.150 --> 00:37:04.610
for a mound. Okay. Yeah, because I've never.

00:37:06.269 --> 00:37:09.989
I tried those little liquid stations. You know

00:37:09.989 --> 00:37:12.690
what I mean? Yeah. Did not work at all. Like

00:37:12.690 --> 00:37:17.429
literally at all. You can use like eucalyptus

00:37:17.429 --> 00:37:21.570
oil, peppermint oil. Yeah. Oh, really? And put

00:37:21.570 --> 00:37:24.610
that over the threshold, wherever they're coming

00:37:24.610 --> 00:37:26.829
through. Interesting. Yeah, they won't cross

00:37:26.829 --> 00:37:30.110
it. Like I said, I use the ant killer, whatever

00:37:30.110 --> 00:37:32.570
it's called. Okay. But it doesn't get rid of

00:37:32.570 --> 00:37:35.469
them. Well, it causes them to go somewhere else.

00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:38.329
Right. And it doesn't get the queen. It doesn't

00:37:38.329 --> 00:37:42.139
kill the mound. But the granules will. So the

00:37:42.139 --> 00:37:43.940
granules - Yes, you do find them out in the granules.

00:37:43.940 --> 00:37:46.000
Yeah, just put the granules down there. Even

00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:48.139
if you just put them out there, they'll take

00:37:48.139 --> 00:37:50.139
the granules because it's food. Oh, yeah. They'll

00:37:50.139 --> 00:37:52.099
take it back to the nest and then - And kill

00:37:52.099 --> 00:37:55.239
the queen. So I have the white powder. I have

00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:57.320
the triazinone or whatever it is, that white

00:37:57.320 --> 00:37:59.099
powder. Triazinone, yes. And it kind of stinks

00:37:59.099 --> 00:38:01.820
and I'm glad it does because it's nasty shit.

00:38:01.920 --> 00:38:03.400
You want to make sure it's - You don't want your

00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:06.039
dogs to eat it. Right, exactly. And so, yeah,

00:38:06.059 --> 00:38:07.559
you take a little spoonful and kind of spread

00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.659
it all over the mound. That shit works. I do

00:38:09.659 --> 00:38:13.079
it to fire ants. Yes. And I hate to, I don't,

00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:15.039
I don't hate to say this. I go out there and

00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:18.219
I enjoy the next morning when you see the ants

00:38:18.219 --> 00:38:22.920
and they're all like satisfaction. Oh, they're

00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:24.719
jiggling around and they're bumping into each

00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:26.599
other and they're like, fucking kill me. Kill

00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:30.960
me. I mean, it's very satisfying. Yeah. I like

00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:33.159
going out there in a couple of days and the mound

00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:35.639
is still there and you kick it. Normally they

00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:38.019
come out and just swarm. Nope, nothing. There's

00:38:38.019 --> 00:38:40.800
nothing there. Crickets. Score. Yep. Swarm all

00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:44.440
over. Kind of like a Washington, D .C. gang beating,

00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.000
you know? Oh, yeah. Big balls. No, that's what

00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:49.019
happens when you don't put the triads on down.

00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:50.920
Oh, yeah. Yeah, they just come out of the woodwork.

00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:53.639
All these teenagers that don't have any rules

00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.199
at all, they just come out into the woodwork

00:38:56.199 --> 00:39:00.360
and start mugging everybody. But I do kind of,

00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:03.960
they had on the news, Trump was with Pam Bondi.

00:39:04.730 --> 00:39:08.989
And Kash Patel was just kind of, you know, you're

00:39:08.989 --> 00:39:11.650
thinking it's a slippery slope, but I'm kind

00:39:11.650 --> 00:39:15.869
of 100 % behind it. You know, if the parents

00:39:15.869 --> 00:39:19.389
aren't going to apply the correct discipline

00:39:19.389 --> 00:39:22.849
with their children, then I think the parents

00:39:22.849 --> 00:39:25.530
should go to jail. And it's not so much the parents.

00:39:26.269 --> 00:39:29.250
It's the laws that give them no consequences

00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:32.510
as well. The Democrats keep shooting down these

00:39:32.510 --> 00:39:35.590
laws. They're creating these new things to give

00:39:35.590 --> 00:39:39.750
these... Oh, they're just 16. Slap on the wrist.

00:39:40.050 --> 00:39:45.650
He's just 15 years old. Didn't know how a gun

00:39:45.650 --> 00:39:48.449
works. Every time I hear that song, I was like,

00:39:48.530 --> 00:39:52.329
this guy is such a creep. I want to talk about

00:39:52.329 --> 00:39:58.139
that because... Angel. Angel has something to

00:39:58.139 --> 00:40:00.440
say about that. Angel, Tara's... She thought

00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:04.199
he was sexy? No. Oh, God. So I don't know if

00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:07.360
we... Okay, do we want to hard left this? We

00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:10.579
can build up this DC thing. Go on. Okay, all

00:40:10.579 --> 00:40:14.199
right. So I brought up this whole creepy, and

00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:16.860
I said the video, and she agreed the video was

00:40:16.860 --> 00:40:20.739
super creepy, but the song itself is very misunderstood.

00:40:21.619 --> 00:40:24.300
Okay? And I was like, oh, really? And it had

00:40:24.300 --> 00:40:28.320
to do with, God, I wish I could remember exactly

00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:31.219
what her argument was. And I actually fact -checked

00:40:31.219 --> 00:40:34.460
it in it. And it did have, it had some merit.

00:40:34.840 --> 00:40:40.820
It was, damn it. But he's a middle -aged, pedo

00:40:40.820 --> 00:40:43.860
-looking guy looking through a window at this

00:40:43.860 --> 00:40:46.559
chick. It's the video. That's what I mean. Exactly.

00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:49.559
If this song had a different nuance to it, why'd

00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:53.800
he make that video? Okay, I'm remembering now.

00:40:54.139 --> 00:40:56.380
Angel was saying he didn't want to make the video

00:40:56.380 --> 00:40:59.019
like that. It's the record people that made him

00:40:59.019 --> 00:41:01.480
do it. So their relationship was purely platonic,

00:41:01.500 --> 00:41:04.579
however, as Benny looked at her after Heidi and

00:41:04.579 --> 00:41:10.469
her family after her father left. Yes. Yes. That's

00:41:10.469 --> 00:41:12.949
what she was saying. It had to do with a girl

00:41:12.949 --> 00:41:16.530
that was literally left to be on her own, and

00:41:16.530 --> 00:41:19.530
he was taking care of her. Well, that video does

00:41:19.530 --> 00:41:22.969
not convey that at all. No. Yeah. Because the

00:41:22.969 --> 00:41:24.710
father was there. He was like, get out of here,

00:41:24.809 --> 00:41:27.630
you old pervert. Yes. Oh, I got my Def Leppard

00:41:27.630 --> 00:41:30.550
shirt on. I got to stay. But the person who wrote

00:41:30.550 --> 00:41:33.289
that song, exactly what you just said, it was

00:41:33.289 --> 00:41:35.969
a girl who was basically abandoned, and he was

00:41:35.969 --> 00:41:39.449
taking care of her, right? And then if you think

00:41:39.449 --> 00:41:41.110
about it from that perspective, the lyrics aren't

00:41:41.110 --> 00:41:44.789
that bad, but the video's awful. And the record

00:41:44.789 --> 00:41:47.010
company made them make that video. I think what

00:41:47.010 --> 00:41:49.789
Angel was saying. Did that ruin his career, that

00:41:49.789 --> 00:41:52.250
video? Oh, I can't imagine how it didn't. It

00:41:52.250 --> 00:41:55.349
was so bad. It was no worse than Billy Squire's

00:41:55.349 --> 00:41:56.829
video. Well, that killed his career as well.

00:41:56.829 --> 00:41:59.750
It did. Him crawling around in a pink Speedo

00:41:59.750 --> 00:42:03.949
or whatever it was. That wasn't a Speedo. He

00:42:03.949 --> 00:42:07.349
was wearing some very... I don't know, loose

00:42:07.349 --> 00:42:11.789
-fitting shirt. Very 1980s jazzercise. But he

00:42:11.789 --> 00:42:13.550
was half -dressed. He was crawling around on

00:42:13.550 --> 00:42:16.349
the floor. Yeah. It was bad. Which one was that?

00:42:17.130 --> 00:42:20.670
Lonely is the night. Lonely is the night. Lonely

00:42:20.670 --> 00:42:23.170
is the night. No, no, not that one. It wasn't

00:42:23.170 --> 00:42:25.969
that one. It was rock, rock me. Rock me around.

00:42:26.389 --> 00:42:29.130
Rock me the night. That's what it was. Rock it

00:42:29.130 --> 00:42:31.250
on air. Want to find me some trouble. Want to

00:42:31.250 --> 00:42:42.349
grab my share. Take me to. Is that the right

00:42:42.349 --> 00:42:44.969
one? I don't think so. Yes, it is Rock Me Tonight.

00:42:45.429 --> 00:42:48.389
Are you sure? Look up what the controversial

00:42:48.389 --> 00:42:51.909
Billy Squire video was. Just look up Rock Me

00:42:51.909 --> 00:42:54.429
Tonight. Look at that picture of that guy. It

00:42:54.429 --> 00:42:57.050
was the video that killed Billy Squire, just

00:42:57.050 --> 00:42:58.590
like this dude. Hey, what was the name of this

00:42:58.590 --> 00:43:02.829
guy that sang? Billy Mardonas. Oh, poor guy.

00:43:03.969 --> 00:43:06.110
Did he write it? I bet you he didn't even write

00:43:06.110 --> 00:43:13.030
it. Rock Me Tonight. That's what I said. You

00:43:13.030 --> 00:43:17.349
liar. You liar. Was that the one that killed

00:43:17.349 --> 00:43:19.469
him? Rock me in a while. That's what people are

00:43:19.469 --> 00:43:21.030
thinking. Controversy is Toronto Billy Squire's

00:43:21.030 --> 00:43:23.349
music video for Rock Me Tonight. Primarily stems

00:43:23.349 --> 00:43:25.489
from its perceived impact on the career of music.

00:43:26.150 --> 00:43:30.250
So, flamboyant manner. He's performing. I told

00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:32.510
you, he's crawling around in skimpy clothes.

00:43:32.570 --> 00:43:35.159
I remember when that came out, I was like. Yeah,

00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:38.539
this is not so much. I like the song, but, man,

00:43:38.579 --> 00:43:40.300
this video is not good. I mean, because, look,

00:43:40.380 --> 00:43:42.760
there were a lot of bands back there. They dressed

00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:46.400
in, like, the makeup and the high heels. Oh,

00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:48.739
yeah. Totally feminine. I was like, what is going

00:43:48.739 --> 00:43:51.300
on here? I never dressed like that. But, you

00:43:51.300 --> 00:43:53.219
know, the sad thing is, Billy Squire had some

00:43:53.219 --> 00:43:56.380
awesome music, man. Is he touring at all? I totally

00:43:56.380 --> 00:43:59.440
thought he was a donut bumper. I did not. I thought

00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:02.079
he was totally gay. From that video alone? Well,

00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:03.980
I mean, just from that video and just because,

00:44:04.179 --> 00:44:06.019
I mean, look, it was a hard time for me because

00:44:06.019 --> 00:44:08.019
one of my favorite bands back then was Judas

00:44:08.019 --> 00:44:10.579
Priest. I found out Rob Halford was a white smoker.

00:44:10.699 --> 00:44:13.099
And I was like, are you kidding me? Rob Halford's

00:44:13.099 --> 00:44:22.989
gay? Judas Priest? But does it matter, the music?

00:44:22.989 --> 00:44:26.469
It really doesn't matter. Back then, I guess

00:44:26.469 --> 00:44:29.449
it did. There was a phobia back then, I guess,

00:44:29.489 --> 00:44:32.730
maybe. Not a phobia, a stigma. But there was

00:44:32.730 --> 00:44:35.650
an AIDS pandemic that kind of soured things up

00:44:35.650 --> 00:44:37.989
a little bit. Because look, one of my best friends

00:44:37.989 --> 00:44:41.650
graduating high school is gay. I never cared.

00:44:41.690 --> 00:44:43.889
I was around it. People have been around gay

00:44:43.889 --> 00:44:45.309
people our entire lives. Yeah, think about the

00:44:45.309 --> 00:44:47.309
great rockers, right? We got Elton John, he's

00:44:47.309 --> 00:44:51.269
gay. We have the lead singer of Queen. He's gay.

00:44:51.809 --> 00:44:54.630
Well, he was kind of, he kind of did everything,

00:44:54.710 --> 00:44:56.730
but yes, he was. He was bi. Watermelon. Right?

00:44:56.829 --> 00:45:00.329
I mean, we have, what are some really prominent

00:45:00.329 --> 00:45:02.929
- George Michael. George, love the guy. Great

00:45:02.929 --> 00:45:06.030
music. Yeah. Great music. What other major -

00:45:06.030 --> 00:45:09.469
Was Prince gay? I don't think so. I think he

00:45:09.469 --> 00:45:12.789
was. He dated lots of - You know what? If I were

00:45:12.789 --> 00:45:15.010
to guess, I'd say he swang both ways. He could

00:45:15.010 --> 00:45:17.510
be both, but I don't know. I don't know either.

00:45:17.590 --> 00:45:21.510
I don't know. Hold on. We'll pull it up here.

00:45:21.610 --> 00:45:24.570
You're bringing a prominent gay artist. Is that

00:45:24.570 --> 00:45:28.909
our... Freddie Mercury on John David Bowie. I

00:45:28.909 --> 00:45:31.610
did not know he was gay. Ricky Martin's gay?

00:45:32.050 --> 00:45:41.769
Oh, I knew that. Oh, yeah, he is. I did not know

00:45:41.769 --> 00:45:47.389
that David Bowie is gay. Ma Rainey. I don't know

00:45:47.389 --> 00:45:50.570
who that is. From 1886 to 1939. That's really

00:45:50.570 --> 00:45:55.210
relevant. Thank you. He died in 1939. Okay. Wow.

00:46:02.150 --> 00:46:11.369
Whatever. So the 40 best gay singers of all time.

00:46:11.449 --> 00:46:13.150
Shall we just open that list and see where it

00:46:13.150 --> 00:46:15.530
takes us? That was an interesting top 10, right?

00:46:15.900 --> 00:46:18.739
40 best gay singers. All right, here we go. Number

00:46:18.739 --> 00:46:24.059
10, Lance Bass. Okay, he's the boy band. NSYNC.

00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:26.059
NSYNC, very nice. Melissa Etheridge. Melissa

00:46:26.059 --> 00:46:28.719
Etheridge do that. Sam Smith, he is a freakazoid

00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:31.500
these days. Hold on, who's Sam Smith? He is the

00:46:31.500 --> 00:46:34.380
one who, you'll have to see him. He's overweight

00:46:34.380 --> 00:46:43.469
and he wears like. corsets and yanks. I sent

00:46:43.469 --> 00:46:46.909
some video where he's just spreading his balls

00:46:46.909 --> 00:46:49.130
all over the place. He's dressed in the devil.

00:46:49.329 --> 00:46:51.570
There was one time he wanted to do a little crowd

00:46:51.570 --> 00:46:55.010
surfing and he's overweight, right? So he looks

00:46:55.010 --> 00:46:58.170
like a freaking something off a PBS children's

00:46:58.170 --> 00:47:01.289
episode. He's a big dude. He's 6 '2". So he's

00:47:01.289 --> 00:47:03.710
fat. He's 6 '2". He's on stage. He jumps in the

00:47:03.710 --> 00:47:05.329
middle of the crowd. The crowd's like, fuck that.

00:47:05.489 --> 00:47:08.130
They move out of the way. And he lands right

00:47:08.130 --> 00:47:10.849
on the floor. Whack! That'd be crazy. Well, I

00:47:10.849 --> 00:47:13.349
remember the video you sent me was obscenely

00:47:13.349 --> 00:47:15.989
over the top. Oh, yes. And it had, like, half

00:47:15.989 --> 00:47:19.349
-dressed girls and pumping everywhere. He performed

00:47:19.349 --> 00:47:22.190
that on stage, like on an ABC horse show. Like

00:47:22.190 --> 00:47:24.050
at a Grammy or something like that. Ridiculous.

00:47:24.050 --> 00:47:26.170
It is ridiculous. And, you know, the kids watch

00:47:26.170 --> 00:47:28.730
that. Come on, man. Dress for success for the

00:47:28.730 --> 00:47:31.690
success of our country. Look at all the other...

00:47:31.849 --> 00:47:33.869
Gay folks out here. No one is doing that except

00:47:33.869 --> 00:47:36.510
him. Right. My point in bringing up this list

00:47:36.510 --> 00:47:39.809
is that there are a lot of artists that we love

00:47:39.809 --> 00:47:43.039
that are gay. Who's Mika? I don't know who Mika

00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:45.260
is. Hold on. Let's finish the list. George Michael

00:47:45.260 --> 00:47:48.179
is seven. Adam Lambert. Why is Adam Lambert ahead

00:47:48.179 --> 00:47:50.420
of George Michael? I don't know. That's ridiculous.

00:47:50.659 --> 00:47:52.579
Popularity? I don't know. No. Adam Lambert, he

00:47:52.579 --> 00:47:57.340
sings with Queen now. I know. But yeah, he needs

00:47:57.340 --> 00:47:59.219
to be down there near the bottom. Yes. Who's

00:47:59.219 --> 00:48:01.639
Rob Halford? Rob Halford is the Judas Priest

00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:03.940
lead singer. Oh, that's what you were referencing

00:48:03.940 --> 00:48:07.780
earlier. Yes. Okay. Who's Mika? Mika, Mika. I

00:48:07.780 --> 00:48:09.280
don't know who that is. We don't even know who

00:48:09.280 --> 00:48:14.170
that is. Let's look that up real quick. She's

00:48:14.170 --> 00:48:18.190
only 16 years old. I see Dolly Parton. She's

00:48:18.190 --> 00:48:22.510
not gay. Looks like a dude. Of course it's a

00:48:22.510 --> 00:48:25.090
dude. But I see... Actually, why am I saying

00:48:25.090 --> 00:48:26.769
that? I see four different people up there. One

00:48:26.769 --> 00:48:31.150
of them is Dolly Parton. Okay, the prevailing

00:48:31.150 --> 00:48:35.250
thing is a guy, and he is the piano judge? I

00:48:35.250 --> 00:48:37.369
don't know what that means. He's got a very good

00:48:37.369 --> 00:48:42.420
jawline. Oh. Really? Are you intrigued? No. I

00:48:42.420 --> 00:48:43.920
don't even know if this dude sings. I've never

00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:46.179
seen this guy before. Actually, yeah, he's a

00:48:46.179 --> 00:48:47.579
good -looking dude. All right, move on. I have

00:48:47.579 --> 00:48:49.619
no idea who he is, but that's fine. There's Rick

00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:52.099
Martin. Yeah, Ricky Martin. All right, Elton

00:48:52.099 --> 00:48:54.920
John, Rick Martin, and Freddie Mercury. All right,

00:48:54.940 --> 00:48:56.980
well, there's our list. I would think, I understand

00:48:56.980 --> 00:48:58.619
Freddie Mercury at the top. I think Elton John

00:48:58.619 --> 00:49:02.159
would be either one or two. Oh. I think Ricky

00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:04.059
Martin's a little high, Mika's a little high,

00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:08.159
Adam's a little high. It should be. It should

00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:11.019
be, in my opinion, Elton John, then Freddie Mercury,

00:49:11.219 --> 00:49:14.659
then George Michael. Yes. I don't believe that

00:49:14.659 --> 00:49:16.440
any of those other people should be ahead of

00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:19.739
them. I don't understand the ranking anyway.

00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:23.739
Is it by popularity? Is it by gayness? I don't

00:49:23.739 --> 00:49:25.880
know. Levels of gayness? Levels of gayness, yeah.

00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:30.139
I don't know. Do they have levels of non -gayness,

00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:31.699
of straightness? I don't know. You know what?

00:49:32.219 --> 00:49:33.900
going to close every single one of these. Yeah,

00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:35.559
let's do that. That's on your computer now, Paul.

00:49:35.659 --> 00:49:39.980
Oh, that's great. Thank you. The only saving

00:49:39.980 --> 00:49:42.139
grace is my personal computer, not my work computer.

00:49:43.019 --> 00:49:44.940
That's good. I would not trust me with that one.

00:49:45.099 --> 00:49:49.559
Wow, we have gone all over the place. All right,

00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:52.099
can we go back to, we left D .C. Did we leave

00:49:52.099 --> 00:49:56.619
D .C.? Well, I mean, look, so Donald Trump had

00:49:56.619 --> 00:50:00.480
a... News or you had an announcement today that,

00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:02.519
you know, he's going balls to the wall. D .C.

00:50:02.539 --> 00:50:04.360
going to bring the National Guard in, 800 troops,

00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:06.579
you know, Kash Patel and Pam Bondi's out there

00:50:06.579 --> 00:50:09.719
just laying it all flay, just laying it all out.

00:50:09.820 --> 00:50:11.619
So we're going after him. Was that today or was

00:50:11.619 --> 00:50:14.480
that today or yesterday? Judge Jeanine Shapiro,

00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:18.360
she was, dude, she was irate. She was like, bring

00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:20.440
it. They started asking her questions and she

00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:23.219
was like. She does not tolerate shit. I love

00:50:23.219 --> 00:50:26.940
that. And I saw her on, they brought her on Fox

00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:29.559
News and she was railing, this is before this

00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:33.119
happened, and she was railing on the fact that

00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:36.099
they release, release, release, no consequences.

00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:38.639
They're not teaching these kids anything. And

00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:40.800
they're talking about teens. They're releasing,

00:50:40.980 --> 00:50:43.179
releasing, releasing. And they're mugging people,

00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:45.840
stealing cars, doing all sorts of crazy shit,

00:50:45.900 --> 00:50:48.579
man. The law says that if you can't control your

00:50:48.579 --> 00:50:51.840
kid, then you're going to go to jail. for their

00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:54.699
crimes. It says that? Or is that what you want

00:50:54.699 --> 00:50:57.039
it to be? No, that isn't. If I break the law,

00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:00.099
I'm sorry, if my kid's underage and he breaks

00:51:00.099 --> 00:51:02.380
the law, I mean, look, there are kids out there

00:51:02.380 --> 00:51:04.960
that get into, they get a gun out or they do

00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:06.980
some sort of nefarious crime, the parents go

00:51:06.980 --> 00:51:11.019
to jail. If my kid is truant from school and

00:51:11.019 --> 00:51:13.480
it becomes a real big issue, they'll take me

00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:16.079
to jail. Correct. I get it. But to me, the solution

00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:19.409
is put the kid in jail. That's the problem. They're

00:51:19.409 --> 00:51:21.570
not putting the kids in jail. They're letting

00:51:21.570 --> 00:51:24.769
them go. It's both. And they're running around

00:51:24.769 --> 00:51:27.530
in packs. If mom got thrown in jail because of

00:51:27.530 --> 00:51:29.929
that, he'd be like, yes, no one's even. Okay,

00:51:30.050 --> 00:51:31.750
I don't disagree, but start with putting the

00:51:31.750 --> 00:51:35.050
kid in jail. Oh, yeah, agree. And hold them accountable.

00:51:35.650 --> 00:51:38.469
And then if they are like a repeat offender,

00:51:38.530 --> 00:51:41.610
put a parent in jail. You know what? Here's my

00:51:41.610 --> 00:51:45.960
problem with that. This is something my mom told

00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:49.019
me a long time ago that a doctor told her. The

00:51:49.019 --> 00:51:54.079
worst kid can make the best parent look bad and

00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:56.420
the best kid can make the worst parent look good.

00:51:57.500 --> 00:52:00.360
And that's true. That is a true statement. Just

00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:02.559
digest that for a second. It doesn't matter how

00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:04.599
good a parent you are. If you have a rotten,

00:52:04.780 --> 00:52:08.519
I mean, think about how many parents of homeless

00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:11.519
people, right? Homeless young men. They're like,

00:52:11.579 --> 00:52:14.780
we did everything we possibly could. They just

00:52:14.780 --> 00:52:17.000
wouldn't stay straight. They wouldn't do this.

00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:18.599
They wouldn't do that. We had to kick them out

00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:20.639
of our house. You know what I mean? They did

00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:22.800
everything they possibly could. What about Jeffrey

00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.659
Dahmer's parents? Right. There you go. Were they

00:52:25.659 --> 00:52:30.400
evil people? Yeah. I doubt it. I think he just

00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:32.739
had screws. So again, the worst kid can make

00:52:32.739 --> 00:52:35.519
the best parents look bad. So I don't think that

00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:37.119
is effective. They made Jeffrey Dahmer eat liver.

00:52:38.159 --> 00:52:40.400
Maybe. So sick of living. Maybe. I don't want

00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:42.639
to eat the neighbors tonight, Mom. Yes, you will.

00:52:43.139 --> 00:52:48.000
Just the leg. And it's cured. Please, Sue, eat

00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:49.699
it for a couple more hours. It's tough. And it's

00:52:49.699 --> 00:52:52.019
cured, and there's nitrates. Come on, son, eat

00:52:52.019 --> 00:52:54.320
the neighbor. But it's celery nitrates. Holding

00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:56.800
them accountable, holding somebody accountable,

00:52:57.099 --> 00:53:01.619
you know, look, you have to disrupt the culture.

00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:04.019
That is going on. I don't disagree with that.

00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:06.360
That's really the bottom line. There's a culture.

00:53:06.500 --> 00:53:11.179
Look, black people, white people, Hispanics,

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:15.619
whatever. I'm just saying, when you get these

00:53:15.619 --> 00:53:22.199
clans that get animated in the middle of a crazy...

00:53:23.019 --> 00:53:25.519
street fight, you know, they start jumping around

00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:28.619
and attacking each other. It's kind of a, you

00:53:28.619 --> 00:53:30.619
know, it's like they go after somebody, they

00:53:30.619 --> 00:53:33.739
target somebody, and then they just, as a group,

00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:37.940
they beat them up. It's just, it's inhuman. Yeah,

00:53:37.980 --> 00:53:39.860
I don't like it. You know, and it's... Well,

00:53:39.860 --> 00:53:41.400
that's what happened to Big Balls. You know,

00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:45.159
he stopped a carjacking. Yes. There was like

00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:47.320
10 or 12 little, I don't know how little they

00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:52.170
were, but... You know, there's some big 13, 14

00:53:52.170 --> 00:53:53.789
-year -olds out there, you know. Unbelievable.

00:53:53.789 --> 00:53:55.449
I know what my son looked like when he was that

00:53:55.449 --> 00:53:57.730
age. He was huge. Unbelievable. But, you know,

00:53:57.829 --> 00:54:00.250
there's big kids out there, and you get enough

00:54:00.250 --> 00:54:01.349
of them, they're going to cause some damage.

00:54:01.630 --> 00:54:03.750
And they probably would have killed him if somebody

00:54:03.750 --> 00:54:07.489
hadn't pulled him out. Is that right? I don't

00:54:07.489 --> 00:54:10.789
know. Somebody saved him, too. He was getting

00:54:10.789 --> 00:54:14.849
his ass beat by 10, 12 people, and the girl got

00:54:14.849 --> 00:54:18.739
away. Right. He saved her. Right. And I don't

00:54:18.739 --> 00:54:20.679
know. I don't know. I think some people came

00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:23.239
by and rescued him. But I don't know. I mean,

00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:26.559
it's ridiculous. Ridiculous. It's scary because

00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:28.860
it could be you. It could be your kid. Well,

00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:31.380
I'm not going to D .C., so yeah. I am. But it

00:54:31.380 --> 00:54:33.500
happens everywhere. I'm going to D .C. the end

00:54:33.500 --> 00:54:35.400
of October. Hopefully this is settled by then.

00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:39.500
But it happens everywhere. I mean, there's tribal

00:54:39.500 --> 00:54:43.199
issues everywhere, you know, and you don't know

00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:45.179
what's just going to fucking happen. You know

00:54:45.179 --> 00:54:49.239
what? You need to. The reality is bear spray,

00:54:49.420 --> 00:54:51.860
man. People need to start thinking about self

00:54:51.860 --> 00:54:54.940
-defense. You need bear spray. You need, what

00:54:54.940 --> 00:54:59.300
is it, taser. What are those things that you,

00:54:59.440 --> 00:55:02.139
brass knuckles? Brass knuckles. Brass knuckles

00:55:02.139 --> 00:55:04.019
with taser. A lot of that stuff is illegal. With

00:55:04.019 --> 00:55:05.599
a taser on it. Yeah, brass knuckles are illegal.

00:55:06.380 --> 00:55:08.380
But this one's not brass knuckles, but it's a

00:55:08.380 --> 00:55:10.159
taser that you hold. There's another flip side

00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:13.820
of that. Yes, the core principle is protect yourself.

00:55:14.059 --> 00:55:17.780
So I think it should be paramount that you go

00:55:17.780 --> 00:55:20.320
through some sort of self -defense classes as

00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:24.239
a kid. In Israel and some of these other countries

00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:26.519
out there, it's mandatory for you to join the

00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:28.780
military. As soon as you graduate from high school,

00:55:28.940 --> 00:55:30.519
you've got to join the military for a while.

00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:32.199
I don't know how that's going to extend to self

00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:35.989
-defense, but as a parent, You know, you got

00:55:35.989 --> 00:55:38.869
to teach your kids. Or bare minimum. Defend yourself.

00:55:39.269 --> 00:55:41.690
Don't have a fight. Bare minimum, have something

00:55:41.690 --> 00:55:44.250
to protect yourself. Even if you're not trained

00:55:44.250 --> 00:55:47.429
in something, which would be even better, right?

00:55:47.530 --> 00:55:50.949
But if you have bear spray, I mean, those people

00:55:50.949 --> 00:55:52.929
were trying to pull her out of the car. All she

00:55:52.929 --> 00:55:57.190
needed to do was go, and that guy's down. Next

00:55:57.190 --> 00:56:00.250
guy comes up, they're down. I mean, you know

00:56:00.250 --> 00:56:02.130
what I mean? Until they get it and they, you.

00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:06.360
Well, okay, but I mean, at least something. And

00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:08.619
I agree with you. I mean, I'm the guy that was

00:56:08.619 --> 00:56:10.860
trying to figure out how to make a self -defense

00:56:10.860 --> 00:56:14.000
system in your car where I spritz the car around

00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:16.679
me. If my car were to get stuck in a riot, dude,

00:56:16.739 --> 00:56:18.840
I was going to get one of those little mechanisms

00:56:18.840 --> 00:56:21.599
where I just spray wasp spray on everybody. You

00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:24.780
had to sprinkle on top of the car. No, it's the

00:56:24.780 --> 00:56:30.510
big rainbow one. It's real slow. I like Jeff's

00:56:30.510 --> 00:56:34.630
better. Oh, the rainbow one? And then everybody's

00:56:34.630 --> 00:56:37.449
like, ah, here it comes. It's hot. Oh, it's so

00:56:37.449 --> 00:56:38.789
warm. They just keep running. It's like super

00:56:38.789 --> 00:56:41.769
slow, though, right? Yes. God, that takes forever.

00:56:42.710 --> 00:56:44.710
Well, I mean, so what is the difference? I mean,

00:56:44.750 --> 00:56:47.110
you spray some of the can of the wasp spray.

00:56:47.269 --> 00:56:49.170
I actually researched that. It actually doesn't

00:56:49.170 --> 00:56:52.869
do much. We thought that would be the ultimate

00:56:52.869 --> 00:56:55.429
zombie defense. They're like, yeah, no, it doesn't

00:56:55.429 --> 00:56:58.280
actually do much. I sprayed the other day, and

00:56:58.280 --> 00:57:00.320
the wind grabbed it, and it all blew onto my

00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:02.679
face, and I was fine. So, yeah, that doesn't

00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:05.480
work. Yeah. Well, the bear spray will. I think

00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:09.239
the bear spray is a big deal. When you see the

00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:11.780
cops spray that shit, it's like an orange cloud

00:57:11.780 --> 00:57:17.099
just going to these people. So, Wes told me that

00:57:17.099 --> 00:57:20.139
he bought, like, a 12 -pack and gave it to everybody,

00:57:20.420 --> 00:57:23.320
like, everybody, all his family, his daughters

00:57:23.320 --> 00:57:27.119
and sons. I'm going to do that. Everybody needs

00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:30.300
to be carrying one of those things. Just mace.

00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:32.099
Pepper spray. Well, it's the same kind of thing.

00:57:32.179 --> 00:57:34.460
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever it is. Some sort of,

00:57:34.460 --> 00:57:36.659
you know, some sort of incapacitating gas. I

00:57:36.659 --> 00:57:38.659
think the bear spray is just, it shoots like

00:57:38.659 --> 00:57:41.880
30 feet. Really? Yeah, it goes far. Oh, nice.

00:57:42.380 --> 00:57:44.900
That's a very heavy spray. Dude, I'm in. I'm

00:57:44.900 --> 00:57:47.559
in on that. And by the way, when you're walking

00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:50.639
around on the country dirt roads of Colorado,

00:57:50.900 --> 00:57:53.039
you kind of need to have bear spray there too.

00:57:53.519 --> 00:57:57.329
Or at least have a bear horn. My dad used to

00:57:57.329 --> 00:58:00.090
bring a gun when he would go hiking in the mountains

00:58:00.090 --> 00:58:02.250
because they had bears and cougars where he was.

00:58:02.449 --> 00:58:05.789
Right. But he got to the point where he would

00:58:05.789 --> 00:58:09.670
carry, he brought the bear spray. Yes. And then

00:58:09.670 --> 00:58:13.030
he brought a thing of, because, you know, he

00:58:13.030 --> 00:58:15.699
would read all this stuff. The bears are getting

00:58:15.699 --> 00:58:17.500
used to this spray or whatever, so you've got

00:58:17.500 --> 00:58:20.360
to move to this. Getting used to it? Well, it's

00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:22.099
not as effective as you think it is, I guess,

00:58:22.119 --> 00:58:24.420
is what the readings were out there. When there's

00:58:24.420 --> 00:58:27.119
a 1 ,200 -pound grizzly bear charging you and

00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:31.039
you're like... So he was carrying something,

00:58:31.260 --> 00:58:33.519
and I was like, he's like, oh, well, they say

00:58:33.519 --> 00:58:35.619
it works. It was like ammonia and this and that

00:58:35.619 --> 00:58:38.429
and all kinds of stuff. Okay. Yeah, so he would

00:58:38.429 --> 00:58:40.150
carry that when he'd go hiking in the mountains.

00:58:40.409 --> 00:58:44.050
I like the gun idea for sure. So there's a range

00:58:44.050 --> 00:58:47.769
here. So like the pepper, the bear spray can

00:58:47.769 --> 00:58:52.530
go up to like 35 feet designed to turn large

00:58:52.530 --> 00:58:54.829
predators in wilderness settings. But the pepper

00:58:54.829 --> 00:58:57.789
spray, on the other hand, it delivers a concentrated

00:58:57.789 --> 00:59:01.710
spray with a shorter range of 12. 10 to 12. 10

00:59:01.710 --> 00:59:03.909
to 12 feet. For precise targeting. I think that

00:59:03.909 --> 00:59:05.610
would make more sense. Because the bear spray,

00:59:05.889 --> 00:59:09.190
I mean, you see that. That's a huge plume of

00:59:09.190 --> 00:59:11.369
shit shooting way out. You're going to hit some

00:59:11.369 --> 00:59:14.150
unexpected folks that you may not. Oh, good point.

00:59:14.329 --> 00:59:16.050
Good point. Whereas this, if someone's coming

00:59:16.050 --> 00:59:17.789
to you, you're just like, right in the face.

00:59:18.110 --> 00:59:22.190
So if you're in D .C. and there's 8 to 12 teens

00:59:22.190 --> 00:59:25.960
that are, like, swarming you, which one? Go.

00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:31.239
Gatling gun. Yes. Man, look, I don't really know.

00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:34.079
Just a grenade. There comes a certain point where...

00:59:34.079 --> 00:59:36.980
No, I mean, really, what would you spray? I think

00:59:36.980 --> 00:59:39.900
that the bear spray would probably be more effective

00:59:39.900 --> 00:59:44.739
simply by volume. If you're in a large crowd

00:59:44.739 --> 00:59:47.420
like that, the pepper spray is, like they say,

00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:49.420
it's more precise. It's probably for more one

00:59:49.420 --> 00:59:51.460
-on -one, two -on -one kind of thing. Like if

00:59:51.460 --> 00:59:54.880
someone comes up and tries to rape you or mug

00:59:54.880 --> 00:59:56.619
you or something like that, you're going to shoot

00:59:56.619 --> 00:59:58.480
that person right in the face. Yeah, you're going

00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.260
to blast them right in the face. So I've got

01:00:00.260 --> 01:00:05.469
a pepper spray that's a fog. I've got some that

01:00:05.469 --> 01:00:08.630
my dad got as well. I've got it downstairs. Is

01:00:08.630 --> 01:00:12.989
there a fog? We can try it. We're not trying

01:00:12.989 --> 01:00:15.090
shit on my watch. I don't know. I don't know

01:00:15.090 --> 01:00:20.090
about you, bro. Hold on. You're right. It's really

01:00:20.090 --> 01:00:22.389
effective. Now you try the concentrated stuff.

01:00:22.730 --> 01:00:25.590
No, it's a can. It may be bear spray, as a matter

01:00:25.590 --> 01:00:27.989
of fact. But I need to get online and buy some

01:00:27.989 --> 01:00:31.989
shit. I do for all my boys. It's good to have.

01:00:32.559 --> 01:00:35.480
I don't know if it's a sign of the times. I feel

01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:39.099
worse for the folks out in Ireland or Great Britain

01:00:39.099 --> 01:00:42.019
or UK, Germany. They've got a lot of places out

01:00:42.019 --> 01:00:46.480
there where the immigrant population has just

01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:52.340
taken over certain regions, and it's unsafe to

01:00:52.340 --> 01:00:55.099
go out anywhere, day or night. Unbelievable.

01:00:55.800 --> 01:01:00.369
They've got these African... that have come up,

01:01:00.469 --> 01:01:02.769
and there was a video I saw today. There's two

01:01:02.769 --> 01:01:06.190
guys, and they're on a playground where young

01:01:06.190 --> 01:01:09.690
kids are playing, and they're sitting on one

01:01:09.690 --> 01:01:13.389
of the playground toys, whatever, a little thing

01:01:13.389 --> 01:01:15.429
that springs and bounces back and forth. And

01:01:15.429 --> 01:01:17.429
the guy's like, what are you doing here? And

01:01:17.429 --> 01:01:19.250
they were like, they were going to take a kid.

01:01:20.309 --> 01:01:24.530
Fuck me. I mean, that was the goal. And it's

01:01:24.530 --> 01:01:28.929
just, dude, they're belligerent. They don't care

01:01:28.929 --> 01:01:32.030
about consequences. What it is is they're desperate.

01:01:32.489 --> 01:01:35.050
And they're being told they can make $2 ,000

01:01:35.050 --> 01:01:37.349
per kid. So they're like, okay, fuck it. I'll

01:01:37.349 --> 01:01:39.989
go get some kids. In my opinion, and this may

01:01:39.989 --> 01:01:43.150
seem extreme, anybody who kidnaps a child, death

01:01:43.150 --> 01:01:45.429
penalty. I'll write that in there. Death penalty.

01:01:45.690 --> 01:01:51.550
Well, not right there. In front of the kid? Boom!

01:01:51.630 --> 01:01:53.630
You did this. Come here, little Johnny. See what

01:01:53.630 --> 01:01:58.570
we do? No. You do it. I'm serious. If you want

01:01:58.570 --> 01:02:01.170
to stop this, and that's the worst thing. Imagine

01:02:01.170 --> 01:02:04.090
stealing a child and then putting them in sexual

01:02:04.090 --> 01:02:06.610
slavery for the rest of their lives until they

01:02:06.610 --> 01:02:09.809
age out and then they kill them. Or they get

01:02:09.809 --> 01:02:12.269
them all hopped up on drugs and they die that

01:02:12.269 --> 01:02:16.469
way. Right. They die that way. Kill them. I'm

01:02:16.469 --> 01:02:19.190
saying death penalty for anybody who kidnaps

01:02:19.190 --> 01:02:25.210
a child. Yeah. I have no qualms about that. Agreed.

01:02:25.210 --> 01:02:28.289
None. That is the worst thing you can do to a

01:02:28.289 --> 01:02:32.469
person. Think about it. Their whole lives. The

01:02:32.469 --> 01:02:35.170
parents' lives are ruined. The whole family's

01:02:35.170 --> 01:02:36.989
lives are ruined. Look at all the lives that

01:02:36.989 --> 01:02:39.250
P. Diddy fucked up. Who's the little young white

01:02:39.250 --> 01:02:42.909
boy that was... Justin Bieber? Yeah, Bieber.

01:02:43.170 --> 01:02:46.829
I mean, have you seen him lately? No. I mean,

01:02:46.869 --> 01:02:50.059
he's just... Is he messed up? He's a... He just

01:02:50.059 --> 01:02:52.460
released new music. He's a soulless individual.

01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:54.639
He looks soulless when you look at him. It looks

01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:56.360
like part of his... Yeah, but he's a born -again

01:02:56.360 --> 01:02:59.400
Christian, I thought. Is he not? Yes, he is.

01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:01.599
I think that's how he was trying to deal with

01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:03.320
some of those. You know what? That's probably

01:03:03.320 --> 01:03:06.400
the best way to do it. Well, you know what? I

01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:11.059
think that right now, in this world, that's exactly

01:03:11.059 --> 01:03:14.059
what we need. Amen. We need a brotherhood of

01:03:14.059 --> 01:03:21.760
Christian brothers in this world. There's a civilization

01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:26.059
that's taken over. There's no moral. It's not

01:03:26.059 --> 01:03:28.820
a religion. There's no code of conduct. There's

01:03:28.820 --> 01:03:32.820
no code of moral virtues. Well, I tell you what.

01:03:33.380 --> 01:03:38.639
There's a Reddit with Texas teachers, and they

01:03:38.639 --> 01:03:41.780
are all so bent out of shape about these news.

01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:44.119
Ten Commandments. They are so bent out of shape.

01:03:44.179 --> 01:03:46.800
They're calling lawyers. They're going to private

01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:50.300
protest. So what's the threat? What's the threat

01:03:50.300 --> 01:03:52.599
of the Ten Commandments? Well, they're highly

01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:55.559
threat. I don't know. I mean, they were all just

01:03:55.559 --> 01:03:57.679
all bent out of shape. That's just so ridiculous

01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:01.539
to me. It's just a simple set of good things

01:04:01.539 --> 01:04:07.679
to follow as a human being. Yeah. But they get

01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:09.760
so wrapped up in, oh, you're trying to force

01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:11.940
religion on me. You're trying to force Jesus

01:04:11.940 --> 01:04:16.639
and God on me and whatever. But the reality is,

01:04:16.639 --> 01:04:19.480
it's just. A good set of moral code that everybody

01:04:19.480 --> 01:04:22.260
should live by. Period. Does the Ten Commandments

01:04:22.260 --> 01:04:25.519
have the word God in it? I mean, what says love

01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:27.860
God with all your heart and soul. I think that's

01:04:27.860 --> 01:04:31.099
commandment number one. Yeah. I know we talked

01:04:31.099 --> 01:04:33.679
about this. I don't know if I agree with this

01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:36.739
one in the schools. Yeah. So I get the whole

01:04:36.739 --> 01:04:39.800
church, separation of church and state. And you

01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:43.519
can fight that one. But why? What I was reading

01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:46.510
was. Why have an issue with. what the commandments

01:04:46.510 --> 01:04:51.070
are. A lot of ones I was reading was the, my

01:04:51.070 --> 01:04:55.090
whole room is rainbows and LGB and pride and

01:04:55.090 --> 01:04:57.309
they want me to take all this stuff down and

01:04:57.309 --> 01:04:59.849
put this up and I'm trying to protect all these

01:04:59.849 --> 01:05:03.150
children, all the marginalized kids. I'm just

01:05:03.150 --> 01:05:06.590
like, I guess they do exist in Texas too. They

01:05:06.590 --> 01:05:11.389
do, but I mean, it doesn't. Look, I don't disagree

01:05:11.389 --> 01:05:16.510
with Jeff, but I support it 100%. Uh, it's a

01:05:16.510 --> 01:05:18.650
slippery slope because where do you draw the

01:05:18.650 --> 01:05:20.670
line? You know, if you're going to be saying,

01:05:20.769 --> 01:05:22.530
well, it's a freedom of religion. Well, can I

01:05:22.530 --> 01:05:24.829
put my religious stuff up there? You know, it

01:05:24.829 --> 01:05:27.170
is a, you know, you got like Hindu people, you

01:05:27.170 --> 01:05:28.909
got Muslims that, you know, where do you draw

01:05:28.909 --> 01:05:31.449
the line? Well, you know, the draw the line on

01:05:31.449 --> 01:05:34.650
what does law pass? Will we, we are currently,

01:05:34.769 --> 01:05:36.989
currently the law says this is the only thing

01:05:36.989 --> 01:05:39.469
that you can, you can hang. It doesn't mean that

01:05:39.469 --> 01:05:41.349
can't change. And that's Sean's point. It's like,

01:05:41.389 --> 01:05:44.349
well today, but in two, three, five, 10 years,

01:05:45.110 --> 01:05:47.150
Does that change? Now we're going to be upset

01:05:47.150 --> 01:05:51.929
because suddenly now there's a list of 160 Hindu

01:05:51.929 --> 01:05:55.650
virtues. And that's possible. It's possible that

01:05:55.650 --> 01:05:56.949
it's going to happen. And they're like, hey,

01:05:56.969 --> 01:05:59.030
man, look, you went this direction for so long.

01:05:59.070 --> 01:06:00.190
We're going to go this direction. Well, it's

01:06:00.190 --> 01:06:01.789
just kind of like. Well, because they took over

01:06:01.789 --> 01:06:04.949
the voting, right? They voted and they took over

01:06:04.949 --> 01:06:08.570
the blocks. Well, it's kind of like these Democrats

01:06:08.570 --> 01:06:12.800
who are so bent out of shape about Texas. gerrymandering

01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:15.619
these new districts, and they're like, well,

01:06:15.679 --> 01:06:17.880
we're going to go do it as well. Well, they've

01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:20.679
already done it. Yeah. They've already gerrymandered

01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:22.440
their states so far. They're the ones that came

01:06:22.440 --> 01:06:23.760
up with gerrymandering. That's what I mean. They've

01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:25.699
already gerrymandered it so far, and that was

01:06:25.699 --> 01:06:27.719
all good and done, and they really can't do it

01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:30.760
anymore. Now Texas is doing it, and they're all

01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:33.159
the - It's ridiculous. And they're bent out of

01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:36.480
shape because, well, how dare they play by our

01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:38.320
playbook kind of thing. Right, exactly. You know?

01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:44.289
It's nauseating. And people eat it up hook, line,

01:06:44.289 --> 01:06:46.489
and sinker. They do. Just like Gavin Newsom.

01:06:46.489 --> 01:06:50.170
Well, we're going to create five more districts

01:06:50.170 --> 01:06:52.570
for the Democrats in California. Well, I think

01:06:52.570 --> 01:06:54.449
they're looking at that as simply an excuse.

01:06:54.889 --> 01:06:58.690
Well, the census is that they want to include

01:06:58.690 --> 01:07:01.809
in the census all the illegal immigrants. Oh,

01:07:01.809 --> 01:07:03.570
that was part of the plan from the get -go. That's

01:07:03.570 --> 01:07:06.110
what they did on the last one. That's what they're

01:07:06.110 --> 01:07:07.829
taking out now. They're like, hey, man, look,

01:07:07.889 --> 01:07:10.889
we need to redraw these based on. Legal immigration.

01:07:11.190 --> 01:07:13.150
They're not constituents. Is that what Texas

01:07:13.150 --> 01:07:16.489
did? Is that how they developed these? I think

01:07:16.489 --> 01:07:18.730
that's like in California right now, but it should

01:07:18.730 --> 01:07:20.630
be across the board for all things. There's no

01:07:20.630 --> 01:07:23.190
reason why we should be counting illegal immigrants

01:07:23.190 --> 01:07:26.530
as our citizens in the United States for voting.

01:07:26.690 --> 01:07:29.349
Voting members. They're not constituents. I heard

01:07:29.349 --> 01:07:31.090
something that Trump is thinking about wanting

01:07:31.090 --> 01:07:35.889
to redo the census. to cut out all of the illegals.

01:07:35.889 --> 01:07:38.250
That's exactly right. That's what I meant. 100%.

01:07:38.250 --> 01:07:39.869
Well, California's not doing that. They won't

01:07:39.869 --> 01:07:41.969
want that. Well, they have to. It'll be federal.

01:07:42.050 --> 01:07:44.789
Well, they'll have to, but... That's exactly

01:07:44.789 --> 01:07:47.809
what should happen. We should not be applying,

01:07:48.190 --> 01:07:52.869
appointing, or the number of representatives...

01:07:52.869 --> 01:07:57.030
Oh, yeah, I have an issue. When we have... I

01:07:57.030 --> 01:07:58.989
mean... We should not be doing it based on illegal

01:07:58.989 --> 01:08:05.099
immigrants. ...cities that are 40 %... Republican.

01:08:05.099 --> 01:08:07.079
Not cities, but you have states that are 40 %

01:08:07.079 --> 01:08:09.860
Republicans, but yet they have zero representation

01:08:09.860 --> 01:08:12.619
as far as congressmen goes? Yep. That's gerrymandered.

01:08:12.659 --> 01:08:14.340
That's Connecticut. That's Maryland. That's bullshit.

01:08:14.340 --> 01:08:16.399
Rhode Island. Rhode Island. It's tons of them.

01:08:16.479 --> 01:08:19.140
That's bullshit because then you have like 60

01:08:19.140 --> 01:08:23.239
% of the people controlling for everyone. That's

01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:25.880
bullshit. That's California. Correct. All right.

01:08:25.939 --> 01:08:28.420
Do we want to talk about it? Because I don't

01:08:28.420 --> 01:08:29.579
have anything. I'll go get it because we need

01:08:29.579 --> 01:08:31.760
the bottle anyway. Oh, yes. That'd be great.

01:08:32.439 --> 01:08:34.979
I don't usually do a second pour, but I think

01:08:34.979 --> 01:08:38.500
it was really hot and thirsty in here. It's miserable.

01:08:39.239 --> 01:08:45.039
Is the fan on? Yeah, so we've got, we pulled

01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:47.960
out of the, I mean, I was going to say there's

01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:49.319
nothing special about it, but it is special.

01:08:49.520 --> 01:08:52.710
I mean, there's no, it's not like a... a unicorn

01:08:52.710 --> 01:08:54.689
or something rare, but this one's a good one.

01:08:54.729 --> 01:08:57.210
It's a solid one. It's very good. I want to say

01:08:57.210 --> 01:08:59.710
nine years. Nine years. Is it nine years? No,

01:08:59.710 --> 01:09:01.350
we have a nine year out there. Is that what I

01:09:01.350 --> 01:09:02.869
was thinking? I think the standard Knob Creek

01:09:02.869 --> 01:09:05.989
is nine years. This is the Knob Creek single

01:09:05.989 --> 01:09:10.329
barrel rye, I think, right? Is that what this

01:09:10.329 --> 01:09:14.829
is? It is rye. It's rye. It's 115 proof. It's

01:09:14.829 --> 01:09:19.479
a single barrel. What the hell, man? Yeah, single

01:09:19.479 --> 01:09:21.199
barrel select rye. We got all that on video,

01:09:21.260 --> 01:09:25.420
too. I know. So this is a store pick as well.

01:09:25.840 --> 01:09:29.800
Total wine store pick. All right. So what are

01:09:29.800 --> 01:09:32.779
we thinking? I like this a lot. Oh, I think it's

01:09:32.779 --> 01:09:35.079
great. I think it's great. And the price is right.

01:09:35.140 --> 01:09:37.060
Oh, man, it tastes like banana and grapes right

01:09:37.060 --> 01:09:41.060
up front. Just say, what's the price on that?

01:09:41.659 --> 01:09:43.859
That's all $10. Like $60. That's all $10. I was

01:09:43.859 --> 01:09:45.260
like, that's not right. All right, let's see

01:09:45.260 --> 01:09:47.529
here. That's for a shot. What are we getting

01:09:47.529 --> 01:09:51.590
on the nose? Here we go. It stinks because some

01:09:51.590 --> 01:09:54.189
dudes like us out there don't have a fantastical

01:09:54.189 --> 01:09:57.270
nose. I don't have one. I don't either. I suck

01:09:57.270 --> 01:10:03.689
at this, to be honest. I smell mint. Yeah. I

01:10:03.689 --> 01:10:05.529
smell something, but I don't know what it is.

01:10:05.569 --> 01:10:08.289
You smell something. I smell rye bourbon. That's

01:10:08.289 --> 01:10:15.779
rye, vanilla. Sort of like... I'm going to say

01:10:15.779 --> 01:10:18.460
dark. I'm going to say like, I don't even know

01:10:18.460 --> 01:10:21.460
what that is. Cherry plum. Smell it. You know,

01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:26.600
just something. It's asparagus. I smell my pee

01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:30.640
with asparagus. My asparagus pee. But it's thick.

01:10:31.399 --> 01:10:33.560
It's really good. Yeah, it's nice and oily. It

01:10:33.560 --> 01:10:38.640
coats the mouth really good. So this one, you

01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:41.000
know, for the price what it is, 60 bucks, Knob

01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:43.699
Creek, rye, or the bourbon. Look, Knob Creek

01:10:43.699 --> 01:10:46.289
does a good job. It's excellent. It's great.

01:10:46.430 --> 01:10:49.170
Knob Creek is a Jim Beam product. What's the

01:10:49.170 --> 01:10:53.050
proof? 115. Oh, damn. Very nice. And it's no

01:10:53.050 --> 01:10:56.890
burn on the finish. Everybody thinks rye, peppery.

01:10:57.149 --> 01:11:00.010
Well, we thought that. We did. We totally did.

01:11:00.170 --> 01:11:02.989
We thought that. And this is a very smooth finish.

01:11:03.170 --> 01:11:06.670
Yes. This is excellent. How many years? Nine?

01:11:07.480 --> 01:11:09.460
I don't know if that says on there. You may want

01:11:09.460 --> 01:11:10.819
to put the corkage in there so we don't spill

01:11:10.819 --> 01:11:14.720
it. The Knob Creek Single Barrel Select Rye at

01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:17.079
115 proof offers a bold, complex tasting experience.

01:11:17.199 --> 01:11:20.319
Expect notes of vanilla, oak, rye, space, what?

01:11:20.479 --> 01:11:24.000
Six years. Six years. Yes, sir. With hints of

01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:26.399
dark fruit, the palate likely to be rich with

01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:28.420
a balance of sweet caramel, toffee, alongside

01:11:28.420 --> 01:11:31.760
with spicy rhino cinnamon, black pepper, et cetera,

01:11:31.899 --> 01:11:34.199
et cetera. I recommend this. We're going to be

01:11:34.199 --> 01:11:37.210
great in this, are we? Yeah. Yeah. I think so.

01:11:37.449 --> 01:11:41.409
This is 115. We really need to have it up there

01:11:41.409 --> 01:11:44.329
so we can see what we're going against. But I'm

01:11:44.329 --> 01:11:47.770
thinking I'm getting a 7 .5. I'm with you. I'm

01:11:47.770 --> 01:11:51.210
right there. Yeah. This is really, really good.

01:11:51.649 --> 01:11:54.130
It's a solid 7. I'll do 7 .4. Probably need to

01:11:54.130 --> 01:11:56.649
write that down. You got a notepad right there.

01:11:56.689 --> 01:11:59.210
You got a pencil next to that? No. Why don't

01:11:59.210 --> 01:12:01.090
you round up to 7 .5 so I can all just have the

01:12:01.090 --> 01:12:05.920
same one? What did you call it? Criteria? Everybody

01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:08.539
said it. What's the word? Criteria? No, no, no.

01:12:08.579 --> 01:12:11.539
What is that? A contrarian. A contrarian. Yes,

01:12:11.699 --> 01:12:16.180
you are a contrarian. 100%. I mean, I'm sorry,

01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:20.970
99%. I'm Sean. All right, our listeners out there,

01:12:21.010 --> 01:12:23.670
this is the first and second half. We just did

01:12:23.670 --> 01:12:27.329
one podcast tonight. Yeah. This is our podcast

01:12:27.329 --> 01:12:30.409
for August 12th. Check us out on dudeslikeus

01:12:30.409 --> 01:12:34.069
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01:12:34.069 --> 01:12:37.710
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01:12:37.710 --> 01:12:40.529
else can we check us out at? YouTube. We're everywhere.

01:12:41.390 --> 01:12:47.739
Spotify. Apple iPod or Apple Podcast. You know,

01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:50.699
guys, I got a notice from Apple Podcast. It said

01:12:50.699 --> 01:12:53.600
there are two new episodes for you to look at.

01:12:53.720 --> 01:12:55.260
I was like, dude, I don't remember getting that.

01:12:55.319 --> 01:12:59.579
I get that on my Amazon. We'll do that, especially

01:12:59.579 --> 01:13:02.180
right in the middle of a Teams meeting. She'll

01:13:02.180 --> 01:13:04.460
all of a sudden be like, hey, somebody just posted

01:13:04.460 --> 01:13:06.939
another Dukes Like Us podcast. I'm like, dude,

01:13:07.000 --> 01:13:08.560
I don't remember getting that announcement. I

01:13:08.560 --> 01:13:10.779
love that. It's great. It's like, oh, my God,

01:13:10.779 --> 01:13:12.100
hold on. I'm going to mute this shit real quick.

01:13:12.720 --> 01:13:15.539
Cool. Chuck, our producer, is not here tonight.

01:13:15.640 --> 01:13:18.439
He's in Destin, Florida. Yeah, whatever. Shout

01:13:18.439 --> 01:13:24.680
out to the host. Did I get my song? Yeah, you

01:13:24.680 --> 01:13:27.010
did. Don't let him have that. Do you need more?

01:13:27.270 --> 01:13:29.710
No, I don't. Yeah, he doesn't. You literally

01:13:29.710 --> 01:13:32.289
just said that you're shit -faced. You don't

01:13:32.289 --> 01:13:35.770
owe me. God. Damn. It's like a gallon. It was

01:13:35.770 --> 01:13:37.930
not a gallon. What the fuck, man? This is a good

01:13:37.930 --> 01:13:39.430
night, man, for me. This is a single barrel.

01:13:39.670 --> 01:13:41.710
He's like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jim.