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Shoot. Second half. It is the second half. Don't

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we just love the second half, don't we? We're

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usually quite seasoned. We're amped. We're seasoned

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professionals. What do you mean? Although the

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last episode launched kind of out of the box.

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Yeah, we did. Talking about Sean. Asshole. What?

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We weren't talking about my bum. We were talking

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about your hemorrhoid and your suppository. That

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was your fault. August 5th, 2025. It's Dudes

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for your specialty needs. Chuck is our producer

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And we have a fantastic

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lineup for you. We've got a fantastic bourbon.

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I just freak out. Paul's got a little, you sound

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like a little teenage kid that did a voice job.

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I sound sexy and raspy. Is that what you mean?

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No, it's not quite what I was getting at. Did

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you smoke a pack of cigarettes a day? My name

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is Marge. What's going on, guys? All right. Is

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that what you mean? That's not what I meant at

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all. Yeah, you're off the mark there. All right.

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Well, welcome to the podcast. We had a fantastic

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day today. If you missed the first half and you're

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just joining us, Paul and I went over to the

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blendery, whiskey blendery. Yes, we did. And

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a little sampling over there, judging, which

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was kind of cool. That's right. Shout out to

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the Whiskey Blendery and Andy Ziegler. Yes. He's

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going to be on the podcast. We're going to talk

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more about that, I think, maybe in a future podcast

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as well. Yes, 100%. Yeah, because we just barely

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kind of scratched the surface of kind of the

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stuff they're doing there. Yep, yep. And it's

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really unique. So, anyway. Well, we went out

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there today and we were judges, which was kind

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of exciting. And what is today? Today's only

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Tuesday. Got a big week set up for me, man. Technically,

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I put on my email for work. I'll be back Monday,

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which is kind of weird because it's Tuesday.

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Why'd you do that? To get people to stop emailing

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you? I'm going to be gone tomorrow. I travel.

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Thursday, I travel. And then Friday, I took off

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because I'm taking the ex -producer for four

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years, my son, Austin. Oh, that's right. He's

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moving out. He's going to Texas A &M University.

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Whoop. Yeah, well, he'll be starting off at Blinn.

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Oh, that's right. And then he's going to transfer

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over to A &M as soon as possible. He's going

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to be living with his brother, Preston. Excellent.

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And Kara, Preston's girlfriend. That will be

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a good adulting experience. Will Preston get

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along? Yeah, Preston's looking forward to it.

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They do get along. I know brothers sometimes,

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at least mine, when they were growing up, they

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were fighting like dogs. But now I think they're

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really, really good friends. Isn't that cool?

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You mean your sons? Oh, yeah. Yeah, when they

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go through that transition of – Did you have

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a brother? Me? No. Yeah, okay. Did I say my brothers?

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Yeah. I meant my sons. Right. You know what?

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When they were younger, I used to fight, and

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they used to fight, and I would tell them – I

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deliberately said this. I said, you guys – I'd

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be all angry. I'd go, you guys are teammates

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for life. You've got to figure this out. I said

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that. I would say that over and over again. Your

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teammates for life. Isn't that a cool thing?

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I don't know why. I didn't get that from anywhere.

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It just kind of crept into my head that they

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got there at some point. It does. I wanted them

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to have that kind of relationship and I want

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to ingrain and drill into them that they've got

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to be close brothers, man. It's important. You

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know? You can't always control that. It is important

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because You know, I've got a brother and a sister,

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and I love them both. And my chair just fell

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down. Oh, boy. Here we go again. That's weird,

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man. We're going to have to get stronger chairs.

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My fat ass just pushing it down. I got to tell

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you, you know, and it kind of stinks to even

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admit this, but, you know, I love my sister,

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but I don't like her. Well, I mean, you can always

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have family differences, but I know what you

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mean. Well, I just disagree with her lifestyle.

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I disagree with things that she does. I just

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disagree with what she's doing in life. Yeah.

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And I don't want to get too much into it, but

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it would hurt me to know that my kids would have

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that experience between them. Right. Period.

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That would be hurtful for me as a dad. I'd be

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like, you guys got to work this out. Yeah. You

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know, but at the same time, you know, whatever.

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I hope that never happens to the kids. Yeah,

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I mean, but we, you know, we grow up and adults

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change, right? A lot of times there's still children

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acting as adults, right? I mean, and, you know,

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you go different directions. I mean, I hear lots

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of stories of grown siblings that don't get along

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and prefer not to talk. You know, sometimes a

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lot of it has to do with money. So if your parents

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pass away and there's an inheritance or something

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like that, money gets in the way and becomes

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really problematic. Yeah. Luckily, me and my

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sister, we get along really good, and we had

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a game plan and everything, and it worked out.

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It was great. Good. Right? No issues. But I know

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there's – I've had some friends and some coworkers

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who have family who don't speak to each other

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anymore because one person was the executor and

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decided to keep everything. Right? And not give

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their brothers and sisters, even though it was

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their mother's or father's wish. How does that

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happen? I mean, if the will specifies that things

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are split evenly four ways for four children,

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the executor can't trump that. He can't overrule

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that. I think a lot of it was the house. Well,

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the person just moved in and kind of consumed

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it, right? Took it over. Okay. Kind of a thing.

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And everyone else was like, well, let's sell

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it. The land, everything. We could get, I don't

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know, several hundred thousand dollars for it.

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The person's like, no. I'm keeping it. I think

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I was under the impression that if the will specifies

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everything to the T, and maybe a situation is

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where it doesn't. I don't know. Maybe it didn't

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specify, but I know it was problematic, and he

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was dealing with a lot of drama. That is very

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typical. It was on his wife's side. He was dealing

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with a lot of drama of that. Even when there

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is a really explicit will, it seems like there

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still is drama. Right. Like, they still fight

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over it, and they go to court. It's like, but

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it was clear. Right. I don't understand it. Well,

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I knew what, both my sister and I knew what my

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dad's wishes were. Right. His main goal in his

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life was to be a success so he could take care

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of his family when he passed on. Oh, that's nice.

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He did it. That was his main goal. He told me

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that, and he did it. And he lived, you know,

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he had a nice house. He had everything. You know,

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if he wanted something, he'd go buy cash for

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it. He lived a fairly frugal life. Right. Right?

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Just well within his means. You would never know

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that he was a millionaire plus. And he wore the

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rattiest clothes. You know, he drove a base car.

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Right. And everything, right? It was paid off.

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It was brand new, but it was paid off. It wasn't

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the fancy one or anything like that. Yeah. It

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just worked. That's all he needed. He goes, I

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just need to get to the store and back. My dad's

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the same way. When he was promoted to chief geologist

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of Amoco, and I'm not saying there's just one,

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but we lived in Houston. And he buys himself

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a new car when the car was a total piece. He

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bought a new car. He bought a hatchback Toyota

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Corolla with the manual windows. Yeah, that's

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what my dad did. I'm like, Dad, you're an executive.

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You've done it. You're at the pinnacle of your

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career. What are you doing? And he's like, a

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car is to get you from point A to point B. That's

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what my dad said. He bought a used postal service.

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Chevy Cavalier. It had no air conditioning. It

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was an AM radio and self -crank thing and no

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power steering. That is amazing. Oh, self -crank

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windows. Yeah. No power steering. Yeah, manual

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windows. Yeah, because I know when I would drive

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it, because all the cars had power steering when

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I was growing up. Oh, that would suck for you.

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And then I'd get in his car and I was like, fuck.

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You're like cranking this car. Yeah, and his

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was manual. His was, of course, manual because

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it was cheaper. Yep, yep, yep. So it's a mindset,

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I guess, you know, and the family dynamic can

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change. And luckily, I think all our kids get

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along with each other, so that's a benefit. Yeah,

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for the most part. Yeah, and they have their

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differences. Oh, they have fights and arguments,

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but as all people do. So I think Austin's going

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to do well in College Station. How is the rest

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of the family coping with it? I mean, everyone

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seems to be fine with it. Are they good with

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it? You know, they're all kind of self -absorbed,

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you know. I don't know. I think my wife is having

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a hard time with it. She may not admit it, but

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she's being, you know, there's an emotional climate

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in the house. There's some civil unrest. How's

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it going to feel to be the only wiener in the

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house? Oh, boy. Well, Alex is there, you know.

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Bronco's there. Bronco's there. That doesn't

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count. Oh, it doesn't? I forgot about Alex. Yeah,

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I mean, look, I want my kids to move the fuck

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out. I love them being there, and I think about

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it sometimes because today I'm getting up, I'm

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working. Madeline lives above the garage, so

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I can't even fucking hear them over there. And

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Emily, they all have their stuff going on. And

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so Tara's at work, and I'm thinking, golly, man,

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what's it going to be like when I'm alone? And

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I got to be honest, Kind of giddy. Not so bad.

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Yeah, I mean, because look, if I go to the garage

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and I grab a screwdriver and I leave the drawer

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open, when I go back out to the garage, I'll

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be like, oh, I forgot to close that drawer. You

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know, right now, if I go out to the garage. You

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blame someone else. No. I do. The garage is turned

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upside down. Oh, right. I mean, it's like I give

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up. Even though you just straightened it, it's

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still turned right back upside down. Yeah, it's

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just like, you know, I just give up because I

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am so frustrated with the lack of responsibility

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that these kids have nowadays. I don't know if

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it's just my kids or it's across the board. You

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know, maybe it was me also growing up because

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I remember my dad was like, dude, I just want

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you to empty the garbage. Dude, I can never empty

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the garbage. Piece of shit, man. You know what?

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It was just I didn't think about it. I know.

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It wasn't on your radar. And I use that as a

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thought when I tell my kids, you know, and I

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ask Austin, hey, Austin, I need you to go do

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something. It's kind of like Austin's leaving

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Friday, right? I said, well, today's Monday,

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and you need to get two new tires in your car.

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All right, well, today's Tuesday now, and I don't

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even know if he got the – I know he got up early.

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I don't know if he went to get two new tires,

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so that's kind of curious. And then tomorrow's

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going to be Wednesday. Right. And I would be

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like, look, bitch, I mean. Did you get your tires?

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Right. I'm going to sound like I'm hassling him,

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and that's not my intention at all. It's like,

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dude, I don't want to fuck around with this.

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Right. Come Friday, I don't want to sit here

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until noon while you get tires. Well, look, I

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told him I want this shit done before Thursday

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ends. Because he's going to pack his van up.

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Yeah, I want the van packed. Look, Friday morning,

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I want to drive out there, and I want to come

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straight back. You know, my intention, yeah,

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my intention is not to, because look, when I

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drop him off, he's going to want to do his thing.

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I don't need to get in the middle of that. You

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know, he needs to figure out how he's going to

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set up his room, whatever. I don't need to be

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a part of that. All I want to do is make sure

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that he has the means to be successful. Set him

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up for success. So I'm going to go down there.

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I'm going to go to the grocery store. buy both

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sons groceries, take them out to lunch forward

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slash dinner, and fucking drive back home. Right.

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And be done. Let them figure it out. Because

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what am I going to do? Go in there and, I mean.

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You don't want to do it for them. No. They got

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to figure it out. That's the big part of it.

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You want them to figure it out themselves. And

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he's in College Station right now. So I was like,

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look, dude, if you need a desk, you're in College

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Station, go on Facebook Marketplace. They're

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selling desks. Like crazy. Yeah, it's everywhere.

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You can buy something for nothing, basically.

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And just buy it. Just get it. Be done with it.

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If you need a shelf, Facebook Marketplace and

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College Station, you're going to get a fucking

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shelf. And plus, you're crafty. They're building

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houses where Preston lives right now. And they're

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popping them up. When you're building these houses,

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you've got these offcuts. That's my phone dinging.

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I apologize. Oh, okay. You've got these houses

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that are popping up. When they do that, they've

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got a... A makeshift garbage dumpster in the

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front. You and I have dumpster dived in those.

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Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. You're

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getting scrap wood, right? Yeah. Exactly. As

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long as it's clearly been thrown away. Yes. They've

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got these 2x10s that start off 12 foot long.

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I don't think it's fucking fair, man. They start

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off at 12 foot long. You've got a foot shorter.

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Syracuse fallen, damn it. They cut off 8 foot

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and leave 4 foot, so you have now a 2x10 that's

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there that's 4 foot. That could potentially be

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a shelf. I know I'm kind of being... I don't

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know. I think outside the box when it comes to

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stuff like that. I love building things like

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that. They want new things. No, no. I was going

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to ask, are they complaining that you're being

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cheap? Oh, no. Preston and Austin love it. They're

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looking forward to it. They like the challenge,

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right? Because they saw what I did in their rooms.

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Austin wanted shelves up on his wall. I was like,

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fuck, I went to Home Depot, bought some 2x8s,

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and I painted them black. I ripped them down,

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sanded them, made them look nice. But you're

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not planning on doing all that kind of stuff

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with them. No, they're going to do it. They saw

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me do it for their room. Do they have the tools

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to do all that down there? Yes. We've been building

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their tools up. drills. They've got routers.

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They've got screwdrivers, screws, skill saws.

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I think I'm going to buy them a miter saw, perhaps.

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A chop saw, in other words. Just as a gift. That

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might be something I might do. I might do a little

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Amazon package in the mail. That'd be fun. Give

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them your Milwaukee and then you can upgrade.

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Damn, I thought Milwaukee was an upgrade. They

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have DeWalt. His is old. No, but they have DeWalt.

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DeWalt's a different brand. So you got to stick

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with that because they have the batteries. Yeah.

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Yeah. I've got the Milwaukee. They've got the

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DeWalt. And frankly, I don't want to mix them

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up because my shit will start disappearing. Oh,

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yeah. Oh, yeah. No kidding. That's true. No,

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no. I don't want to mix that up. Even my shit's

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missing right now. I had to go out and buy new

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electrical stuff. I was doing electrical out

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in the front. And I had to go buy new side cutters

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and strippers. It was just, this chair sucks.

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Is it going down? What the fuck is going on with

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this thing, man? You're being pranked. I don't

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think so. I think there's probably a little knob

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of tighten up, right? Could be. I don't know.

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We'll take a look at it. Well, whatever. So I'm

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excited about letting him go. I'm excited for

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Austin because I am depressed, though, about

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it. It's tough when your kids move on and out.

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He's the youngest, so it's a little bit different.

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And I know Emily, she feels... She feels the

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urge to move on? Oh, she definitely wants to

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move the fuck out because she gets frustrated.

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She's got her own lifestyle going on, which I

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don't necessarily approve of, but yet we allow

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it to happen because we allow her to do that

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there than somewhere else. So we're like, fuck

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it, just whatever. But she was like, I just can't

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wait to have my own place. I was like... Amen,

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sister. You can do it now. If you have the means,

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just do it. But look, it's tough for kids, not

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just mine. It's tough for all the kids. It's

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tough to be able to afford an apartment. Does

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she have any friends that she can move in with?

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Who? Emily. That's the key. They've got to get

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roommates. They cannot afford rent right now.

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The problem with some of the kids out there is

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that you are the people who you hang out with.

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And it's like you got to start picking your friends

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out better. You can't hang out with losers. When

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you hang out with losers and you room with losers,

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you're going to have loser thing happen to you.

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Hold on. I'm writing this down. No, you're 100

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% correct. You're living it. I'm living it. But

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it's just like you are who you hang out with.

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Birds of a feather flock together. It's like

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just for success. If you want to emulate being

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successful, you need to. Dress like it. That's

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why I tell them, always dress nice, and you've

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got to live the lifestyle. You've got to try.

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At least fake it. What about her friend that

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had the limp? Who? She, like, Middle Eastern

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young lady? I don't know where she's at. She

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was a sweet young lady. I don't think she's in

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Emily's life anymore. I don't know any other

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friends of Emily besides that girl. I don't even

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know the one with the limp. I don't think I've

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seen her for years, though. Yeah, she hasn't

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been around for years. Look, all the kids have

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their own different things that they've got going

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on. Emily, Madeline has the same thing, my oldest.

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She's 28. Looks like she's fucking 19. Trips

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me out every time. I know. She's smart, and she's

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super talented. When it comes to artistic things,

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she's meticulous. She's a problem solver. Some

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people are content being satisfactory, and it's

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tough for me to wrap my head around that. And

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I feel like I failed pushing them harder. You

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know, should I push them harder? You know, it's

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just like, you know, because the boys want to

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go to school, but the girls didn't want to go

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to school. Was that a failure on me? Because

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they didn't go. I know it's not. I don't think

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so. But it's just but still it's there. You know,

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did I fail? I don't think so. I think it's who

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knows, you know, the life of a child. You know,

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I know when I was going to school, I was not

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a good student. at all right you know and i had

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my core little set of friends and you know and

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i had no direction you know i was just like okay

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college is next i don't know what i want to do

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i went to i went to college and i bounced around

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on a couple different majors and i finally found

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something i liked right it takes time you know

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and i always had in my mind that i was like i'll

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deal with that tomorrow I'll deal with that tomorrow.

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I don't want to think about the future. I'll

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deal with it tomorrow. Well, eventually that

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tomorrow came. Right. And I had to make a decision.

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Okay, I need to pick a path here that I need

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to go with. You weren't ready to adult yet. I

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wasn't. And I don't know what finally made it.

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Probably the timeline that says, okay, you need

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to pick a fucking major. Yeah. Because I got

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these many hours. Now you need to figure it out.

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Right. And stick with it. So I did. I found something

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I really liked and enjoyed. Was the media stuff?

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Yeah, the media stuff. Walk us through your whole,

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your during. college you were actually exercising

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some of your media stuff you were part of the

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radio i was a radio station i was in college

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i was in the radio in high school being a couple

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buddies we did radio in high school so that's

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where i think i got the bug right we sit up there

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yeah that's very cool for a couple hours we had

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a we had a fm's channel you know public range

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ranked 87 point something sure so it's you know

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low but i know my parents would listen and uh

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i remember i was reading a psa i think because

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we had to read psa's once an hour or something

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like that right And I didn't know what the word

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hors d 'oeuvres was. Okay. Spelled out. Right.

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So I was reading this. Like hors d 'oeuvres.

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I was like, hors d 'oeuvres. And I was writing.

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And when I get home, my dad gave me so much shit.

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Oh, I bet. He was laughing. My mom was laughing.

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And I was like, I'd never seen that word before.

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And I'd heard it before, but I was like, what

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the hell is a hors d 'oeuvres? Oh, yeah. And

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so that's how I said it in the PSA. And they

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made fun of me. So yeah, so I went to college.

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And again, the freshman year, I wanted to be

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in computer science. I wanted to be a computer

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programmer. And I started down that path. And

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then taking the calculus and the upper level

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math. And I was like, I looked at the path. I

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was like, I don't want to do this. I hear you.

00:21:02.009 --> 00:21:04.029
I do not want to take stats. I don't want to

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take all these upper level math classes. I don't

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want to do it. So I dropped that. And I went

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into marine biology shortly. Because I enjoyed

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that. Because I took, as a freshman, you take

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all these kind of classes. Oh, sure. Basically,

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right? So I took some zoology and biology class.

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I was like, all right, this is interesting. So

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I did that. I didn't do it, but I thought about

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it for a while. And then I started getting into

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the communication classes and the radio production

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and audio production. I worked at the WOUB, which

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was the big radio station there. You did bounce

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around a lot, man. Yeah, downloading. I downloaded

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off the satellite. the news program so we'd get

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feeds from like washington dc right and you'd

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you read the news so no i download them on carts

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hi this is jeff with the kc uh ticker and uh

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we're talking extra loud uh was it russ martin

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or russ martin uh and so i did that for for a

00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:04.500
few semesters and then uh me and my buddies howard

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stern got onto there's a uh radio station that

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we got on. The three of us were called the Triple

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Climax. Oh, wow. Triple Climax. Triple Climax.

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We would create our own promos and edit all these

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crazy things. You could have been the next Howard

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Stern. We could have. We took requests. We had

00:22:23.660 --> 00:22:25.380
people calling in, taking requests. That's actually

00:22:25.380 --> 00:22:29.740
how we met the three ladies we lived with. Me

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and Tim, who was one of the DJs with me, we roomed

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with three of the girls that were calling in

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because they'd call in and request music and

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everything so they could listen to it uh but

00:22:41.490 --> 00:22:44.049
we all had three specifically different tastes

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in music yeah so and we could play whatever we

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wanted and we had all these records all around

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you kind of rotate oh yeah i'd play a song then

00:22:52.710 --> 00:22:54.609
rob would play a song tim would play he was all

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into the uh uh i called him art bag music the

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the dead kennedys the cure all that kind of stuff

00:23:02.700 --> 00:23:05.359
right so he was into that kind of stuff uh where

00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:07.559
i was into the you know the bostons the lead

00:23:07.559 --> 00:23:11.119
zeppelins and and uh rob was into the thrash

00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:14.140
metal like anthrax and metallica at the time

00:23:14.140 --> 00:23:16.940
quite a diversity there and uh you know slayer

00:23:16.940 --> 00:23:18.980
so we we played all that stuff plus all kinds

00:23:18.980 --> 00:23:20.759
of other shit we'd find a random thing we'd ever

00:23:20.759 --> 00:23:22.799
heard of we'd throw it on and play it right like

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we don't know what this is right that's cool

00:23:24.819 --> 00:23:27.940
that's how i found dean the weenies Jerry Rafferty

00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:30.720
and Baker Street. There you go. Yeah, I don't

00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:33.859
think we found that. But anyway, so that was

00:23:33.859 --> 00:23:37.740
kind of, we did that and then just went down

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the path. And I had full intentions on getting

00:23:40.579 --> 00:23:43.680
into audio production or radio production of

00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:45.480
some sort, but it just didn't pan out. It didn't

00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:47.640
pan out. I mean, most of the time, I think what

00:23:47.640 --> 00:23:50.680
people go to college for. they don't end up doing

00:23:50.680 --> 00:23:52.299
in their careers. Yeah, but you're doing a podcast

00:23:52.299 --> 00:23:54.660
now. Yes, you are. You're finally coming back

00:23:54.660 --> 00:23:57.180
to what your true intent is. Oh, I love it. You

00:23:57.180 --> 00:23:59.339
know, I announced a bunch of football games for

00:23:59.339 --> 00:24:02.619
Brandon and Steven. Yeah, that's fun. And track

00:24:02.619 --> 00:24:07.059
meets. That was fun, too. So the producer just

00:24:07.059 --> 00:24:11.299
put up there, Howard Stern's contract just ended.

00:24:11.500 --> 00:24:16.359
$100 million contract set to end this year. So

00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:18.079
when is the last time you guys have listened

00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:19.799
to a Howard Stern show? I never have. Never.

00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:21.839
I used to. I used to listen to a Howard Stern

00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:23.799
show every day. It used to be every day in the

00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:26.480
90s. Yeah. Right before Russ Martin took off

00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.180
when he went off in 97 and won the Eagle here

00:24:28.180 --> 00:24:30.559
in the Dallas -Fort Worth area. I will say that

00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:33.220
on YouTube he has some really good bands in the

00:24:33.220 --> 00:24:36.480
studio. Oh, yeah. I'll watch those videos because

00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:38.579
he doesn't really talk. He'll kind of ask a couple

00:24:38.579 --> 00:24:40.539
questions of the band. They play live. He's a

00:24:40.539 --> 00:24:43.839
great interviewer. And he'll interview them and

00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:46.150
then... They'll play, and I'll watch the band.

00:24:46.609 --> 00:24:52.789
Back in the mid-'90s, late-'90s, even with Robin,

00:24:52.930 --> 00:24:55.430
they had the movie. Well, Robin's still there.

00:24:55.710 --> 00:24:57.990
Yeah, but when they had the movie, you saw how

00:24:57.990 --> 00:25:01.650
they began, but when I was watching Howard Stern

00:25:01.650 --> 00:25:05.170
in the early-'90s, he had some of these videos,

00:25:05.250 --> 00:25:07.009
like the Butt Bongo show. Do you recall that?

00:25:07.130 --> 00:25:09.170
I remember he did that on the Grammys or the

00:25:09.170 --> 00:25:11.109
Oscars or something, didn't he, where he flew

00:25:11.109 --> 00:25:14.619
in on Buttman? That is something different. Butt

00:25:14.619 --> 00:25:19.119
bongos is where they have women wearing a thong,

00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:22.720
and they would sit over his lap, and he would

00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:25.819
play the bongos on their bottom. Nice. Oh, nice.

00:25:27.099 --> 00:25:28.559
What is that? Is that a minute? Was that it right

00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:31.440
there? The butt bongo fiesta? That was something

00:25:31.440 --> 00:25:34.420
else. $100 million. That's an hour and 24 minutes.

00:25:34.579 --> 00:25:37.900
Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. But look

00:25:37.900 --> 00:25:42.259
at the graphic on there. It's like... I think

00:25:42.259 --> 00:25:45.400
I saw some nipples. I don't know if they show

00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:48.519
nipples on this or not. See if you can find a

00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:50.839
little spot in there somewhere. I'll tell you

00:25:50.839 --> 00:25:53.559
what. He has become what he was against back

00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:56.819
in that day. Yeah, he sure has. He is the establishment

00:25:56.819 --> 00:26:01.619
100%. Back then, he was anti -establishment,

00:26:01.619 --> 00:26:04.680
doing anything that would annoy you. And today,

00:26:04.900 --> 00:26:11.680
he is what he fought against. In what way? I'm

00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:14.460
not familiar enough with him to comment. They

00:26:14.460 --> 00:26:19.000
were playing the butt. Really? That looks like

00:26:19.000 --> 00:26:21.160
the Betty Hill show. There's a couple different

00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:25.539
versions of this. Oh, it's not even him doing

00:26:25.539 --> 00:26:28.359
it. It's some guy. There's more versions of this.

00:26:29.079 --> 00:26:30.839
Oh, and they're like tonguing each other. Oh,

00:26:30.859 --> 00:26:34.740
come on. That's just gross. What? Really? Yeah,

00:26:34.740 --> 00:26:36.039
this is stupid. You're just saving that for the

00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:38.160
novelty. No, I'm not. So what do those two ladies

00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:39.619
look like today? You think they're proud of this?

00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:42.119
No. You think they're grandparents now? Grandparents

00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:45.119
now, yeah. Yeah. You think, hey, look at this.

00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:46.700
There I am. Look at that. And you know that bonger

00:26:46.700 --> 00:26:50.200
player's just living it up. Ah, whatever. I mean,

00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:52.240
that was a side of the times. It was Howard Stern's

00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:53.880
show. And you know what? Back then, he wasn't

00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:56.740
such a muckster. Now he's kind of like just...

00:26:57.830 --> 00:27:00.089
Yeah, go back to your comment, Jeff. You said

00:27:00.089 --> 00:27:03.650
he's now establishment or exactly what he wasn't

00:27:03.650 --> 00:27:06.450
before. Well, he plays it safe, right? So he

00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:08.410
doesn't want to call the politicians out like

00:27:08.410 --> 00:27:09.789
he used to. He doesn't want to call these people

00:27:09.789 --> 00:27:12.269
out. There's no shock in his jock anymore. There

00:27:12.269 --> 00:27:15.829
is not anymore. He has become part of the clique.

00:27:15.930 --> 00:27:18.309
Well, he's older. I mean, he's older. He's bought.

00:27:19.269 --> 00:27:23.369
He's been paid for. He says what they tell him

00:27:23.369 --> 00:27:26.549
to say. Just the whole COVID thing and his passion

00:27:26.549 --> 00:27:31.730
about the hate of Trump and the hate of the right.

00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:34.190
See what it says there. It says the irony is

00:27:34.190 --> 00:27:36.829
that the new school, the Howard of today would

00:27:36.829 --> 00:27:39.950
cancel the old school Howard. Yeah, and he's

00:27:39.950 --> 00:27:44.069
a COVID just idiot. I know. He's a germaphobe.

00:27:44.130 --> 00:27:47.230
He's a COVID -iot. Yeah, he's an idiot when it

00:27:47.230 --> 00:27:49.339
came to that whole thing. But maybe that's what

00:27:49.339 --> 00:27:51.759
he really believed. I mean, obviously. I don't

00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:53.480
know. I think he evolved. I mean, I think he.

00:27:53.700 --> 00:27:56.579
Yeah, he's older. We change, right? I mean, I'm

00:27:56.579 --> 00:27:58.079
not defending him. Don't get me wrong. I think

00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:00.200
he's a douchebag from beginning to end. But,

00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:02.420
I mean, you know. I thought he was a douchebag

00:28:02.420 --> 00:28:05.339
back then. I think he's a huge, just a different

00:28:05.339 --> 00:28:08.859
kind of douchebag now. Yeah. Yeah, he kind of

00:28:08.859 --> 00:28:13.539
exploited people further. I was going to say

00:28:13.539 --> 00:28:16.319
stupidity, but it wasn't. For people that had

00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:19.160
mental health issues, they were on the show,

00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:21.319
and he would just make fun of them. Yeah, make

00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:23.160
fun of them. It's just like, dude, that's just

00:28:23.160 --> 00:28:25.779
not. And frankly, it was funny, and I watched

00:28:25.779 --> 00:28:28.259
it, and I laughed. But looking back at it, it's

00:28:28.259 --> 00:28:30.779
like, yeah, that's kind of shitty. Right. And

00:28:30.779 --> 00:28:35.180
that shit wouldn't fly nowadays. No. That may

00:28:35.180 --> 00:28:37.839
be why he switched again. He's like, yeah, I

00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:40.390
don't want to get canceled. by these yahoos so

00:28:40.390 --> 00:28:42.829
he's become one of those yahoos has he been canceled

00:28:42.829 --> 00:28:45.509
is this a true story that his contract is not

00:28:45.509 --> 00:28:47.250
going to be renewed or is this kind of the whole

00:28:47.250 --> 00:28:49.809
colbert thing where i'm not making money because

00:28:49.809 --> 00:28:52.150
my subscriptions are down dude if there's paying

00:28:52.150 --> 00:28:54.710
him 100 million dollars and they're only getting

00:28:54.710 --> 00:28:57.190
75 million dollars in advertising they got to

00:28:57.190 --> 00:29:00.410
cut them loose you're talking about who you talking

00:29:00.410 --> 00:29:02.190
about stern i'm talking about stern stern no

00:29:02.190 --> 00:29:04.089
is that what it said they're losing 10 minute

00:29:04.089 --> 00:29:08.859
10 mil a year on his show and yeah On Stern's.

00:29:08.859 --> 00:29:10.359
On Stern's show, yeah. See, that's ridiculous.

00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:13.779
Yeah. And, you know, I guess the thing is, I

00:29:13.779 --> 00:29:18.160
mean, is SiriusXM even that popular anymore?

00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:22.200
No. You know, is it the show 100 million or is

00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:24.579
it he is 100 million? He is 100 million. I don't

00:29:24.579 --> 00:29:26.680
know if he pays them out of his. See, that to

00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:29.440
me, I'd be like, hey, look, you know, when is

00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:32.099
enough? When is it enough? 100 million a year.

00:29:32.099 --> 00:29:34.490
I think he could take a. $10 million a year pay

00:29:34.490 --> 00:29:36.609
cut and just do this show. Dude, you could do

00:29:36.609 --> 00:29:39.789
like a million a year and you'd still be, I mean.

00:29:39.950 --> 00:29:41.410
He's probably a billionaire. How many times,

00:29:41.529 --> 00:29:43.349
he's been doing this for what, 20 years? Yeah.

00:29:43.369 --> 00:29:45.190
No, he's absolutely a billionaire. Yeah, he's

00:29:45.190 --> 00:29:47.170
probably a billionaire at this point. He's in

00:29:47.170 --> 00:29:49.029
deep with them. All he needs is 10 of them and

00:29:49.029 --> 00:29:50.789
he's a billionaire. Yeah, well, that's why he's

00:29:50.789 --> 00:29:52.950
getting paid. He's a mouthpiece. He's the power

00:29:52.950 --> 00:29:55.849
of suggestion. And, you know, when people have

00:29:55.849 --> 00:29:57.950
a narrative that they want to push, they go to

00:29:57.950 --> 00:30:02.240
the people that are trusted. So five -year deal.

00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:07.660
That's 2004. Yeah, five -year deal for $500 million.

00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:13.559
In 2004. So 2009, he did another one. I guarantee

00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:15.279
he's worth a billion. Oh, yeah. It's estimated

00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:20.000
at $650 million. But it could be up to $800 million.

00:30:20.220 --> 00:30:23.700
So, yeah, almost a billion. Crazy. He could just

00:30:23.700 --> 00:30:25.119
be like, yeah. Good for him, man. Oh, it is.

00:30:25.220 --> 00:30:27.539
If you do it, you do it. But at this point, you're

00:30:27.539 --> 00:30:30.079
going to cancel it. All right, I'm out. I'll

00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.900
go do America's Got Talent. There you go. Yeah,

00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:34.880
he does that too. Yeah. He could do a game show.

00:30:35.259 --> 00:30:38.140
He probably could. He actually would be a really

00:30:38.140 --> 00:30:39.920
good game show host. He does have a good voice.

00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:43.319
He has an excellent radio voice. Bongo bingo.

00:30:43.779 --> 00:30:46.240
Yeah, bongo bingo. Hey, look, there were a lot

00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:49.460
of funny things. There were a lot of people that

00:30:49.460 --> 00:30:51.940
went through the Howard Stern show that became

00:30:51.940 --> 00:30:54.940
successful. Right. Yeah, that's why they were

00:30:54.940 --> 00:30:57.519
willing to probably be ridiculed or whatever

00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:01.000
because they're 15 seconds of fame, right? Yeah.

00:31:01.559 --> 00:31:04.500
I don't know. A lot of porn stuff. Whatever.

00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:08.339
I don't care. And what's his name? Rogan is the

00:31:08.339 --> 00:31:11.000
king now, right? Yeah, he is actually. Is he

00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:13.319
still the king? Somebody passed him. Yeah, it

00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:16.819
was a religious one, wasn't it? I don't know.

00:31:16.920 --> 00:31:21.079
Was that the farting priest? The farting minister?

00:31:21.420 --> 00:31:24.140
No. I thought it was a... Remember that guy?

00:31:24.740 --> 00:31:27.220
No. We looked at this once before. Are you kidding

00:31:27.220 --> 00:31:31.339
me? You don't remember that? Oh, yeah. Tipton

00:31:31.339 --> 00:31:33.859
was his last name. Do not doubt, but believe

00:31:33.859 --> 00:31:36.539
and act upon the prophetic prophesied word for

00:31:36.539 --> 00:31:39.500
ordaining a blessing in your life this day, saith

00:31:39.500 --> 00:31:44.039
the Lord. Thank you, Jesus. See, according to

00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:46.559
1 Corinthians 12, that was the gift of tongues,

00:31:46.599 --> 00:31:49.299
interpretation of tongues with prophecy mixed

00:31:49.299 --> 00:31:55.069
in there. Thank you, Lord. Somebody passed. in

00:31:55.069 --> 00:31:58.609
terms of number of listens or listeners. He may

00:31:58.609 --> 00:32:00.910
be the highest paid, but I don't know with the

00:32:00.910 --> 00:32:04.809
number one. According to this. Crime Junkie's

00:32:04.809 --> 00:32:06.410
getting up there. That might be the one that

00:32:06.410 --> 00:32:09.529
passed him at some point, is Crime Junkie. We

00:32:09.529 --> 00:32:11.089
listened to that all the way back from Colorado.

00:32:11.549 --> 00:32:14.809
Crime Junkie? Yeah. It's pretty good. It's pretty

00:32:14.809 --> 00:32:17.650
good. Is it about crime? It is. They would bring

00:32:17.650 --> 00:32:21.970
up cold cases and kind of walk through, and then

00:32:21.970 --> 00:32:24.539
they would revisit it. And they would provide

00:32:24.539 --> 00:32:27.460
new information if people, after they revisited

00:32:27.460 --> 00:32:30.319
it, shared more information. And they have a

00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:32.799
good way of presenting it. Is Dudes Like Us listed

00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:35.279
on that top 10? We're in the top 50, baby. It

00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:37.400
should be. Yeah, it should be. Well, we have

00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:41.660
the LOL podcast. It's got to be in there somewhere.

00:32:41.660 --> 00:32:44.380
With Cash Maverick, Kate Harper, and Kenzie.

00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:49.339
Talk Tush with Hayley Welch. Talk Tua. As in

00:32:49.339 --> 00:32:52.740
Hawk Tua? Oh. Okay, if we can't beat Hawk Tua,

00:32:52.740 --> 00:32:56.759
girl, we suck, guys. Dude, she's freaking on

00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:58.740
there. Are you kidding me? The Talk Tua with

00:32:58.740 --> 00:33:01.779
Hayley Welch. What is she talking about? I think

00:33:01.779 --> 00:33:04.500
she's cute. Well. Yeah, but that's not the point.

00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.119
That doesn't matter. We're talented. She's a

00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:08.980
train wreck. And we talk about really deep shit.

00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:12.180
How are we not on that list? Well. What's fucking

00:33:12.180 --> 00:33:14.500
wrong with our listeners? Listeners, why are

00:33:14.500 --> 00:33:16.799
you not telling everybody about us and telling

00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:18.759
all your neighbors and your friends and getting

00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:20.839
more people to listen so we show up on this fucking

00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:22.799
list? Because we need to do something outrageous.

00:33:23.019 --> 00:33:24.720
Because there's five million podcasts out there.

00:33:24.859 --> 00:33:27.160
I'm thinking. Oh, damn it. I'm thinking. Is that

00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:31.059
it? We need to strut Jeff around naked and film

00:33:31.059 --> 00:33:34.680
it and put it on our social media. Just helicoptering?

00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.640
No, we'll block that part out. So that's your

00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:43.319
strategy, huh? Wow, thank you, Jeff. So I'm worried.

00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:46.079
I'm worried about our strategy here. I've got

00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:49.119
to be honest. I don't think we've got that sort

00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:53.920
of advertising mind. I mean, we have Jeff being

00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:56.380
naked in his helicopter. That's our two top ideas.

00:33:57.099 --> 00:34:00.180
Yes. I don't think that's going to get it. I

00:34:00.180 --> 00:34:03.119
don't think so either. I think we do need. You

00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:05.140
know what I would love to do is our top ten.

00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.259
We haven't done a top ten in a while. Oh, this

00:34:07.259 --> 00:34:10.879
is right. Can we do that? Well, it's like. Like

00:34:10.879 --> 00:34:13.420
Arnold Schwarzenegger doing this, what is it?

00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:17.000
I just lost that whole thing. All right, so we're

00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:21.679
going to do the list of top 10 iconic movie quotes.

00:34:21.900 --> 00:34:23.539
All right, and we have to guess. And I think

00:34:23.539 --> 00:34:26.820
Chuck's going to try to do this so we can, I'm

00:34:26.820 --> 00:34:28.300
sure we're going to be able to get these if they're

00:34:28.300 --> 00:34:30.929
that iconic. Oh, gee, what's that top one? May

00:34:30.929 --> 00:34:33.010
the force be with you. That's not number one.

00:34:33.150 --> 00:34:36.150
Are we going from one ten to one? I guess I can

00:34:36.150 --> 00:34:42.309
try to get you to ten first. Oh, shit, man. We

00:34:42.309 --> 00:34:46.170
just saw everything. All right, well, we'll skip

00:34:46.170 --> 00:34:48.309
that. We'll just talk about them. So the number

00:34:48.309 --> 00:34:53.469
ten, I guess, is Why So Serious. Why So Serious.

00:34:53.469 --> 00:34:55.550
I don't think I would have gotten that one. Oh,

00:34:55.590 --> 00:34:57.440
I wouldn't have. That's from The Dark Knight.

00:34:57.619 --> 00:35:02.539
That's Heath Ledger's Joker. Why so serious?

00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:07.940
Why so serious? It's not Stimpy. It's Stimpy.

00:35:08.059 --> 00:35:11.559
You idiot. You idiot. What's with you, man? Pull

00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:17.059
yourself together. Okay. Maybe better. Yeah,

00:35:18.019 --> 00:35:20.139
I don't know what happened. Is that how he sounded?

00:35:20.139 --> 00:35:22.639
He's a chihuahua. He turned into a Mexican. Heath

00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:24.940
Ledger sounded just like that for that line?

00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:27.260
Yes. All right, so why so serious? All right,

00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.940
so that's from... The Dark Knight. Do we have

00:35:30.940 --> 00:35:32.500
a soundbite that goes with that? I'm Batman.

00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:37.519
Why so serious? I'm Batman. I'm Batman. Well,

00:35:37.619 --> 00:35:40.340
that one's easy. All right, so why so serious?

00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:42.420
Why so serious? What's the next one? All right.

00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.059
How are we going to muscle through this? My precious.

00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:47.500
Well, that's... There we go. That's an easy one.

00:35:47.699 --> 00:35:51.079
That's Gollum from The Lord of the Rings, The

00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:54.570
Two Towers. Precious. You know what? That was

00:35:54.570 --> 00:35:56.570
creepy. A little side note on that. When I was

00:35:56.570 --> 00:35:59.670
watching that Becoming Led Zeppelin thing, I

00:35:59.670 --> 00:36:05.550
think I knew that they had a song that referenced

00:36:05.550 --> 00:36:09.010
Lord of the Rings. Yeah, Ramblin'. Yes, Ramblin'.

00:36:09.010 --> 00:36:13.670
But he talks about Gollum. Correct. And Mordor.

00:36:13.849 --> 00:36:16.809
Yeah. And I was like, I think I always knew it,

00:36:16.849 --> 00:36:21.210
but I kind of never rationalized it. You know

00:36:21.210 --> 00:36:23.570
what I mean? Does that make sense? Yeah. I don't

00:36:23.570 --> 00:36:26.710
think I realized it when I was 12. Right. But

00:36:26.710 --> 00:36:30.130
once I really, as an adult, sat and listened

00:36:30.130 --> 00:36:32.989
to the music and lyrics, I picked up on it. Yeah.

00:36:33.289 --> 00:36:36.250
Yeah. Back then, I was like - On what? Led Zeppelin's

00:36:36.250 --> 00:36:38.510
song. In the Ramblin' song, he talks about, in

00:36:38.510 --> 00:36:41.469
the darkest depths of Mordor, there was something

00:36:41.469 --> 00:36:44.909
so fine. And then he goes, yeah, he talks about

00:36:44.909 --> 00:36:48.130
Gollum. Yeah. In the Ramblin' song. It's a second

00:36:48.130 --> 00:36:50.789
or third verse. He's totally referencing Tolkien's,

00:36:50.789 --> 00:36:53.630
you know, Tolkien's. I didn't know that. Yes.

00:36:53.909 --> 00:36:56.170
Okay, so he's got the lyrics up. Where is that?

00:36:57.090 --> 00:37:02.329
It's near the end of the song. Yeah, it is. Let's

00:37:02.329 --> 00:37:07.110
see here. There it is. Twas in the darkest depths

00:37:07.110 --> 00:37:10.889
of Mordor, I met a girl so fair, but Gollum,

00:37:10.909 --> 00:37:15.329
Gollum and the evil one. crept up and slipped

00:37:15.329 --> 00:37:18.389
away with her. Her, her, her, her, her, yeah.

00:37:18.750 --> 00:37:21.050
Oh, great. Now we've just been blocked by YouTube.

00:37:22.429 --> 00:37:25.110
Well, yeah. Oh, because I sound exactly like

00:37:25.110 --> 00:37:27.210
Robert Plant? Yes, yes, yes. Damn it. Sorry.

00:37:27.469 --> 00:37:32.510
Just in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a

00:37:32.510 --> 00:37:40.690
girl so fair. But Gotham and the evil war crept

00:37:40.690 --> 00:37:43.539
up and slipped away. Yeah, anyway, interesting.

00:37:43.699 --> 00:37:45.500
All right, go back to the top five. It references

00:37:45.500 --> 00:37:47.099
Lord of the Rings a little bit, but the song's

00:37:47.099 --> 00:37:49.440
not completely about it. No, but that's cool.

00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:53.179
Yeah, it's not about. No, not at all, but it's

00:37:53.179 --> 00:37:54.920
just kind of neat. The next one is also from

00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:57.739
Star Wars. I took a peek. Oh, great. But it is

00:37:57.739 --> 00:38:00.139
not May the Force Be With You. Oh. All right,

00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.019
so what's the next one? Scroll up for us. Let's

00:38:02.019 --> 00:38:06.260
go suck it. You don't want to guess? I am your

00:38:06.260 --> 00:38:09.679
father. There you go. There you go. Oh, look

00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:13.010
at that. I am your father. Empire. When Darth

00:38:13.010 --> 00:38:16.250
Vader's shocking revelation to Luke Skywalker.

00:38:16.869 --> 00:38:19.489
Search your feelings. No. You know it to be true.

00:38:19.789 --> 00:38:23.090
No, it's not true. You can't be my father. Oh,

00:38:23.110 --> 00:38:26.150
God. He was, though. He was. He's kind of...

00:38:26.619 --> 00:38:29.599
kind of wimpy in that scene. Son, you get your

00:38:29.599 --> 00:38:31.000
shit together. I'm going to take your hand off.

00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:33.400
How about see if you could tell us what the movie

00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:35.699
is and see if we can't guess it. He was just

00:38:35.699 --> 00:38:37.659
a stern father. What was the big deal? Hey, man,

00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:39.579
I told you to pick it up or I'm cutting the handle.

00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:42.639
Yeah, start adulting, Luke. So tell us what the

00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:44.500
movie is. Clean your fucking room. We're not

00:38:44.500 --> 00:38:48.199
allowed to look. Well, the next one is from Wizard

00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:52.000
of Oz. Wizard of Oz. We're not in Kansas anymore.

00:38:52.139 --> 00:38:55.280
The Wicked Witch is dead. I have a feeling we're

00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:57.199
not in Kansas anymore. Really? Not close. No.

00:38:57.300 --> 00:38:59.960
Really? Close, but no cigar. No place like home.

00:39:00.099 --> 00:39:01.719
There's no place like home. There's no place

00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:04.500
like home with red ruby shoes. She repeats it

00:39:04.500 --> 00:39:08.239
over and over again. No place like Kansas? Really?

00:39:08.340 --> 00:39:10.019
Come on. I tell you what, with the flying monkey

00:39:10.019 --> 00:39:12.320
scene, when you're a kid watching that movie

00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:13.440
and the flying monkeys were - That was creepy.

00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.760
Oh, yeah, it was. That was terrifying. Yes. It

00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:17.519
was kind of scary. I wonder if they remade that

00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:20.420
today, if they would actually hire - short people,

00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.659
midgets from the Munchkins. No, because what's

00:39:22.659 --> 00:39:24.380
his name? Fuck it. Actually, I'll tell you what.

00:39:24.460 --> 00:39:28.619
Peter Dinklage. In the movie Wicked, the Munchkins

00:39:28.619 --> 00:39:32.519
are normal people. Is that because of Peter Dinklage?

00:39:32.699 --> 00:39:35.599
I don't know. Say that again. In the movie Wicked?

00:39:35.780 --> 00:39:37.860
Yes. That just came out? Oh, yeah, they're normal

00:39:37.860 --> 00:39:39.380
people. Yes, we've talked about this. They're

00:39:39.380 --> 00:39:43.039
normal people. We've talked about this. He, Dinklage,

00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:47.659
or Dinkler, he said, why do you have to cast

00:39:47.659 --> 00:39:50.599
them? In that role. Because they're called munchkins.

00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:54.639
Right. And remember, I know we've talked about

00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:56.400
this because we were dogging on him because he

00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:58.300
got his millions from Game of Thrones and suddenly

00:39:58.300 --> 00:40:00.840
now he screws the other little people actors

00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:05.579
from having a role, a classic role. Right. I

00:40:05.579 --> 00:40:07.719
like Peter Dinklage. I think he's a good actor,

00:40:07.820 --> 00:40:10.179
but I think he's a complete shitbag. That was

00:40:10.179 --> 00:40:12.920
a shithead move. Yeah. He's got a movie coming

00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:16.400
out, Toxic Avenger. Looks interesting. Okay.

00:40:17.219 --> 00:40:23.440
I think it was better in Elf. He's in a new series?

00:40:23.940 --> 00:40:28.280
Did I see? There's a movie out with him in it.

00:40:28.760 --> 00:40:31.400
So the decision to portray Munchkins in a different

00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:34.119
manner in Wicked stems from several reasons.

00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:38.039
Addressing controversial stereotypes, the portrayal

00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:39.980
of Munchkins are exclusively little people in

00:40:39.980 --> 00:40:42.380
The Wizard of Oz. Alignment with the original

00:40:42.380 --> 00:40:45.559
book, and the original book, The Wonderful Wizard

00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:48.500
of Oz, the Munchkins are described as being about

00:40:48.500 --> 00:40:52.300
the same height as Dorothy, who's a child. Reinventing

00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:56.719
the concept of a Munchkins. Director John M.

00:40:56.760 --> 00:40:59.460
Chu and the creative team behind Wicked aimed

00:40:59.460 --> 00:41:02.579
to redefine what a Munchkin represents, moving

00:41:02.579 --> 00:41:05.280
away from a singular focus on the physical stature

00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:09.239
and towards a cultural or social identity. Bullshit.

00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:12.530
Yeah, but no reference to Dinkler? No, not on

00:41:12.530 --> 00:41:15.269
these. They listed the top three. Instead of

00:41:15.269 --> 00:41:18.090
the size, the Wicked film focuses on munchkins

00:41:18.090 --> 00:41:20.349
as a group with shared characteristics such as

00:41:20.349 --> 00:41:23.329
red hair and fair complexion and emphasizes their

00:41:23.329 --> 00:41:27.730
joyful and innocent nature as people who harvest

00:41:27.730 --> 00:41:30.389
the joy and color of all Oz. Oh, it's the trolls.

00:41:30.849 --> 00:41:34.349
Yeah. Whatever. That's just retarded. It is.

00:41:35.190 --> 00:41:37.730
Well, it's that Dorothy's a kid, a child, child

00:41:37.730 --> 00:41:41.829
or short, right? Yeah, they're small. I distinctly

00:41:41.829 --> 00:41:44.289
remember him being very vocal about it. He was,

00:41:44.349 --> 00:41:47.110
100%. And that torpedoed it. I'm sure that's

00:41:47.110 --> 00:41:49.030
what it was. And they're not even talking about

00:41:49.030 --> 00:41:52.289
it in there. Yeah, and this brings back the whole

00:41:52.289 --> 00:41:55.909
thing about Google. I'm not saying they're doing

00:41:55.909 --> 00:41:58.230
it or not doing it, but sometimes I think when

00:41:58.230 --> 00:42:01.190
you do these search engines, I think AI goes

00:42:01.190 --> 00:42:03.130
in there and kind of scrambles some stuff up

00:42:03.130 --> 00:42:04.429
there. We're not going to share that. There's

00:42:04.429 --> 00:42:06.670
a total bias. All right, next one. There's a

00:42:06.670 --> 00:42:10.130
bias, and also it hallucinates, right? I mean,

00:42:10.150 --> 00:42:12.289
it just flat out is wrong, and then you tell

00:42:12.289 --> 00:42:14.510
it, no, you're not right. That's not what happened.

00:42:14.670 --> 00:42:16.710
And they go, oh, yeah, you're right. Sorry about

00:42:16.710 --> 00:42:19.230
that. That's really the way you said it. It's

00:42:19.230 --> 00:42:20.949
like, oh, I'm sorry. You were correct. All right,

00:42:20.989 --> 00:42:23.570
next one is from Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump.

00:42:25.449 --> 00:42:28.590
Hi, Lieutenant Dan. How about Life is Like a

00:42:28.590 --> 00:42:32.050
Box of Chocolates? I love you, Jenny. Yeah, Life

00:42:32.050 --> 00:42:34.150
is Like a Box of Chocolates. That's my vote.

00:42:34.269 --> 00:42:36.230
There you go. There it is. You never know what

00:42:36.230 --> 00:42:38.909
you're going to get. Yes. I watched that movie

00:42:38.909 --> 00:42:40.789
once. Ron Forrest, Ron. It's a good movie. I

00:42:40.789 --> 00:42:42.389
don't really want to watch it again. It was good,

00:42:42.449 --> 00:42:45.329
but it got silly. Like when he was running around

00:42:45.329 --> 00:42:48.170
and he wiped his face and it was a smiley face.

00:42:48.329 --> 00:42:50.210
I was like, come on. They don't have to be silly

00:42:50.210 --> 00:42:53.400
with this. It was a little funny. It was. They

00:42:53.400 --> 00:42:55.280
just got silly. I thought it was a good movie.

00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:56.940
They jumbled it up. I thought it was a good movie.

00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:58.900
They just went a little overboard with it. And

00:42:58.900 --> 00:43:01.380
then they, you know, Lieutenant Dan, or was it

00:43:01.380 --> 00:43:03.840
the Bubba Gump shrimp, you know? Yeah, Bubba

00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:06.219
Shrimp. They gave his mom the check, you know?

00:43:07.420 --> 00:43:11.599
I don't remember that. So the Bubba Gump family

00:43:11.599 --> 00:43:14.860
was, they were shrimp harvesters, and I think

00:43:14.860 --> 00:43:17.840
Bubba. he went out there, Forrest Gump went out

00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:21.300
there and made the harvest. Took Dan out there

00:43:21.300 --> 00:43:23.239
and came back with a bunch of shrimp or something.

00:43:23.380 --> 00:43:25.539
Yes. And he sold them and he made all that money

00:43:25.539 --> 00:43:28.920
and the mom passed out. Yes. What happened to

00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:30.860
Bubba Gump? Did he die or something? I forget.

00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:33.579
Was he an actor? No, I mean, in the movie, the

00:43:33.579 --> 00:43:36.400
character, I think he died in the war, right?

00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:40.159
No. I couldn't tell you. No, he didn't because

00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:42.960
he came back and did the shrimping with him after

00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:46.750
the war. Are you sure? I thought he died in the

00:43:46.750 --> 00:43:51.070
war. No, remember, because they were... He dies

00:43:51.070 --> 00:43:56.630
in Vietnam during combat. He did? Yeah. Oh, and

00:43:56.630 --> 00:43:58.530
he's prompting force to fulfill their shared

00:43:58.530 --> 00:44:02.289
dream of opening a shrimp business. Yeah, good

00:44:02.289 --> 00:44:04.369
memory. Because he was going to say... Lieutenant

00:44:04.369 --> 00:44:07.889
Dan lived, but not... And he was angry at him

00:44:07.889 --> 00:44:09.409
for saving him, remember? He didn't have any

00:44:09.409 --> 00:44:11.969
legs. Yes. Yeah, he was mad because all of his

00:44:11.969 --> 00:44:14.130
family had died in wars, and he wanted to die

00:44:14.130 --> 00:44:16.989
in a war. That's right. He's like, put me down.

00:44:17.150 --> 00:44:21.510
Put me down. All right. The next one is a famous

00:44:21.510 --> 00:44:25.510
Schwarzenegger quote. Get to the chopper. I'll

00:44:25.510 --> 00:44:29.010
be back. Bigger than that. I'll be back. I'll

00:44:29.010 --> 00:44:32.309
be back. I'll be back. That was good. I liked

00:44:32.309 --> 00:44:34.250
the original Terminator. It was good. It was

00:44:34.250 --> 00:44:36.210
well done. The second one was great, too. Yeah,

00:44:36.210 --> 00:44:37.789
the second one was good. With the molten metal

00:44:37.789 --> 00:44:40.500
guy. Yeah, that was good. And then it just started

00:44:40.500 --> 00:44:41.940
getting cheesy. What was the third one about?

00:44:42.260 --> 00:44:45.239
Dude, it fell apart after. And there's been three

00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:47.639
after that, right? There's been quite a few of

00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:50.000
them after that. At least three. Kevin Conner,

00:44:50.099 --> 00:44:54.059
you are my mother. Yeah, there's TV shows. I

00:44:54.059 --> 00:44:56.539
think that's a spin on Star Wars changing the

00:44:56.539 --> 00:44:59.619
names. Are there really? How many are there?

00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:03.300
All right, here we go. Terminator, Terminator

00:45:03.300 --> 00:45:05.840
2, and then Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines,

00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:09.250
Terminator Salvation, Terminator Genesis. Terminator

00:45:09.250 --> 00:45:14.530
Dark Fate. That's six. Yeah, I don't recall seeing

00:45:14.530 --> 00:45:16.409
a lot of those. I've seen all those. That was

00:45:16.409 --> 00:45:19.329
a good one. The second one was great. Yeah, it

00:45:19.329 --> 00:45:21.250
was good. I don't remember Rise of the Chief.

00:45:21.469 --> 00:45:25.070
Oh, I do. It's Claire Danes and She Cries. Yeah,

00:45:25.070 --> 00:45:26.690
it was stupid. Like she does in every movie.

00:45:26.869 --> 00:45:29.090
That wasn't very good. That had Kristana Loken

00:45:29.090 --> 00:45:30.789
in it. That's right. She was the Terminator.

00:45:31.030 --> 00:45:35.369
Go to the next one. Okay. Terminator Salvation.

00:45:35.510 --> 00:45:37.570
Christian Bale. I don't think I ever saw it.

00:45:37.590 --> 00:45:40.030
I never saw it. I've seen that. Is it good? No.

00:45:40.130 --> 00:45:43.309
I mean, for a Terminator movie, you know, it's...

00:45:43.309 --> 00:45:46.949
I never saw it. That's sad. All right, next one.

00:45:47.030 --> 00:45:49.469
Terminator Genisys. I didn't... That wasn't that

00:45:49.469 --> 00:45:52.070
great. Jason Clark was in it. That's in 2015.

00:45:52.210 --> 00:45:55.050
That had... Emilia Clarke. That had Daenerys

00:45:55.050 --> 00:45:58.710
in it. Daenerys, yeah. Emilia Clarke. Yeah. Okay.

00:45:58.789 --> 00:46:01.260
Well, that'd be worth seeing just for her. I

00:46:01.260 --> 00:46:03.840
did see the last one, which is Linda Hamilton

00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:06.840
again. Yeah. Right. That's Carol O 'Connor. And

00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:08.219
that wasn't bad. And that's like they're hanging

00:46:08.219 --> 00:46:11.280
out in the cabin or something. It wasn't bad,

00:46:11.300 --> 00:46:12.579
but it wasn't that great. Well, the Terminator

00:46:12.579 --> 00:46:14.340
is still alive, living in the cabin with the

00:46:14.340 --> 00:46:18.179
family. Yeah. Terminator? Yeah. Arnold Terminator.

00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:21.119
Was he aged? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was old. Yeah,

00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:23.719
because he has to, because it's 2019. Yeah, but

00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:26.840
he's 40 years after the original. But he's synthetic.

00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:29.260
That's what I'm saying. He can't age. Well, no.

00:46:29.300 --> 00:46:34.079
He had an organic body around him. Oh. That's

00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:35.500
how he passed through the time thing. Oh, he

00:46:35.500 --> 00:46:39.099
had a bio -sleeve there. Right. Sleeve. Yes.

00:46:39.380 --> 00:46:41.699
An organic sleeve wrapped around his little skeleton.

00:46:41.699 --> 00:46:44.340
He was ensleeved with himself. Is that our favorite

00:46:44.340 --> 00:46:46.599
line from Arnie movies, though? Ensleevement?

00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:52.449
No. No, no, no. Not enslavement. I'll Be Back

00:46:52.449 --> 00:46:55.610
is not my favorite Arnie movie. Get to the chopper.

00:46:55.869 --> 00:46:57.210
Get to the chopper. It's got to be a classic

00:46:57.210 --> 00:47:00.469
one. Stick around. I think I'll Be Back is more

00:47:00.469 --> 00:47:04.929
known. Yeah. Stick pin somebody to the wall.

00:47:04.969 --> 00:47:07.949
Stick around. Stick around. Hasta la vista. That's

00:47:07.949 --> 00:47:09.550
another one. Hasta la vista, baby. That's a good

00:47:09.550 --> 00:47:11.869
one. That was from the second one. Yeah, I have

00:47:11.869 --> 00:47:13.309
to think about that to come up with my favorite.

00:47:13.309 --> 00:47:15.750
So I understood that he made up a lot of these

00:47:15.750 --> 00:47:18.179
just on... A whim. Yeah, he's kind of winging

00:47:18.179 --> 00:47:21.420
it. Well, I know in his new TV show, Foo Bar,

00:47:21.739 --> 00:47:27.320
which is just Oscar -worthy. Sure it is. Based

00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:29.960
on the name. His character comes up with stupid

00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:33.619
one -liners. Oh, of course. Yes. That's his thing.

00:47:33.659 --> 00:47:36.559
As a satire. Yes. Yes, okay. All right, next

00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:38.179
one. I wonder if he still has a relationship

00:47:38.179 --> 00:47:41.440
with his maid. Well, they share a kid together.

00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:45.260
Yeah, he does. Maybe a mama. Is he still married?

00:47:45.710 --> 00:47:48.909
No, not to Maria. He was married to Maria Shriver.

00:47:49.010 --> 00:47:50.329
Maria was not happy about that relationship.

00:47:50.550 --> 00:47:54.849
You think? And then the baby's born and it's

00:47:54.849 --> 00:47:57.869
like, hmm, that looks a lot like my husband.

00:47:59.210 --> 00:48:02.429
I wonder what a Czechoslovakian Hispanic kid

00:48:02.429 --> 00:48:05.690
looks like. You can bring him up. He's a real

00:48:05.690 --> 00:48:09.630
person. Kind of like Herman Munster. I don't

00:48:09.630 --> 00:48:14.449
know. Got a big forehead. Wasn't he a bodybuilder?

00:48:15.309 --> 00:48:17.530
Schwarzenegger? No, his son. Oh, I don't know.

00:48:17.630 --> 00:48:22.269
Something, I thought he was trying, yes. Joseph

00:48:22.269 --> 00:48:25.969
Bonilla. Oh, it is, I'm right, right? Is he trying

00:48:25.969 --> 00:48:28.190
to follow in his father's footsteps with being

00:48:28.190 --> 00:48:30.630
a bodybuilder? Yes. I don't know, but he's in

00:48:30.630 --> 00:48:33.630
shape. Yeah, good for him. He's not nearly as

00:48:33.630 --> 00:48:35.849
big. He's got the genes for it, for crying out

00:48:35.849 --> 00:48:38.090
loud. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. He's got a mouth

00:48:38.090 --> 00:48:39.789
full of teeth, too. Look at that, those apple

00:48:39.789 --> 00:48:42.369
choppers. Yeah, those are. Yeah, that's his son.

00:48:43.289 --> 00:48:48.309
Ear corn are safe with him. All right, next one.

00:48:48.389 --> 00:48:50.829
The next one is from A Few Good Men. A Few Good

00:48:50.829 --> 00:48:53.670
Men. You can't handle the truth. There you go.

00:48:53.710 --> 00:48:55.849
Son, we were born on walls, and those are guarded

00:48:55.849 --> 00:48:59.929
by guns. I want the truth. You can't handle the

00:48:59.929 --> 00:49:02.710
truth. Jack Nicholson. Boy, I'll tell you what.

00:49:02.849 --> 00:49:06.030
He really showed his true colors. Not Jack Nicholson's

00:49:06.030 --> 00:49:08.130
true colors. Jack Nicholson is a fantastic actor.

00:49:08.269 --> 00:49:12.340
He is. But it just kind of really. puts a pin

00:49:12.340 --> 00:49:17.219
in what really does happen behind the scenes

00:49:17.219 --> 00:49:20.579
and how the mentality of some of these soldiers

00:49:20.579 --> 00:49:26.059
gets. It's kind of very autocratic. And by design,

00:49:26.260 --> 00:49:30.019
it's not supposed to be like that. Jack Nicholson

00:49:30.019 --> 00:49:34.239
got stuck in a war. So when you're in a war,

00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:38.840
you're kind of under military rule. What do they

00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:41.619
call that? Martial law, so to speak. Martial

00:49:41.619 --> 00:49:44.159
law, yeah. Under circumstances like that, I get

00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:45.440
it, but you're never supposed to. What do they

00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:48.800
call that? Red something? Code red. Code red.

00:49:48.860 --> 00:49:50.179
Is that what they call it? Did you order the

00:49:50.179 --> 00:49:54.380
code? You got that right, I did. You sleep at

00:49:54.380 --> 00:49:57.820
night. I mean, Tom Cruise did a great job in

00:49:57.820 --> 00:49:59.880
this movie, too. It was a great movie. And had

00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:03.440
Demi Moore as well. I think where you're headed

00:50:03.440 --> 00:50:07.300
with that is that in that scene where they catch

00:50:07.300 --> 00:50:09.510
him, Saying that he ordered the code red. Yeah.

00:50:09.590 --> 00:50:12.670
You also agree with him. Yeah. Like, you're like,

00:50:12.769 --> 00:50:15.210
you know, I, you know, I was, you know, making

00:50:15.210 --> 00:50:17.690
sure that these soldiers are ready for war and,

00:50:17.730 --> 00:50:20.329
and they can't be, you know, the weakest link.

00:50:20.409 --> 00:50:22.989
They can't be, there cannot be weak links. Right.

00:50:23.090 --> 00:50:25.530
Yeah. And he's like, he's all you do was, you

00:50:25.530 --> 00:50:27.250
know, weak in a country. I was like, they kind

00:50:27.250 --> 00:50:30.269
of did. What the fuck, man? And nowadays, and

00:50:30.269 --> 00:50:33.670
it kind of was, it makes a statement of that's

00:50:33.670 --> 00:50:36.369
kind of how it is nowadays. And the military.

00:50:36.969 --> 00:50:39.429
has taken a hit because of it. Not because of

00:50:39.429 --> 00:50:43.610
that movie, because of lowering the bar across

00:50:43.610 --> 00:50:46.250
the board. They're making a reversal. Hegseth,

00:50:46.250 --> 00:50:49.570
man. Hegseth's coming back. Well, he pulled back.

00:50:49.590 --> 00:50:52.050
He goes, there is no female entrance. There is

00:50:52.050 --> 00:50:54.030
no male. There is one entrance. If you pass it,

00:50:54.090 --> 00:50:58.570
you're in. Amen. We're training a lethal fighting

00:50:58.570 --> 00:51:01.610
force. Yes. I know where you're going with this,

00:51:01.650 --> 00:51:05.389
Mr. Producer. Yes. Talk about this drill team

00:51:05.389 --> 00:51:07.369
in the opening of this movie. The opening credits

00:51:07.369 --> 00:51:11.050
features a drill team drilling on the quad. Yes,

00:51:11.050 --> 00:51:13.309
they do. And guess where they are from. Where

00:51:13.309 --> 00:51:17.130
are they from, Chuck? Any guesses? I am thinking

00:51:17.130 --> 00:51:21.849
Frisco. No. I mean, maybe. College Station? College

00:51:21.849 --> 00:51:25.690
Station. Yes, sir. Texas A &M University drill

00:51:25.690 --> 00:51:45.340
team. Yes, sir. One, two, three. I didn't know

00:51:45.340 --> 00:51:49.179
that. Yeah, this is them. Why aren't they wearing

00:51:49.179 --> 00:51:51.280
their cadet stuff? Because they're acting like

00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:56.039
Marines. That's not real. They're acting. It's

00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:59.460
a cool scene, too, though. What movie is that?

00:51:59.900 --> 00:52:03.380
Fugue Man. Oh, okay. I was like, God, that looks

00:52:03.380 --> 00:52:05.519
familiar. I wonder how many times they have to

00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:07.920
do it. I have a couple buddies that were in it.

00:52:08.090 --> 00:52:10.369
Not the movie, but on the fish drill team. Yeah.

00:52:10.690 --> 00:52:12.510
Yeah, they're a bunch of fuck -ups now, but that's

00:52:12.510 --> 00:52:14.909
okay. We love them. Well, you know, hey, as long

00:52:14.909 --> 00:52:16.949
as they can twirl. Not really fuck -ups. Just

00:52:16.949 --> 00:52:18.590
twirl or wipe them. As long as they listen to

00:52:18.590 --> 00:52:21.190
the podcast. Yeah, okay. They can definitely

00:52:21.190 --> 00:52:23.650
do that. All right, so the next one is from The

00:52:23.650 --> 00:52:28.590
Godfather. Godfather. We're at number three,

00:52:28.630 --> 00:52:32.849
by the way. Number three. Tell me, Tony. What's

00:52:32.849 --> 00:52:36.289
going on? I want the pasta with Lamborghini sauce.

00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:41.519
This is overcooked. You guys really know The

00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:45.940
Godfather well. I'm not sure I've seen the whole

00:52:45.940 --> 00:52:48.179
movie, to be honest. And I certainly haven't

00:52:48.179 --> 00:52:50.460
seen two and three. Yeah, I saw the first one

00:52:50.460 --> 00:52:55.500
a very long time ago. I'm going to make you an

00:52:55.500 --> 00:52:58.280
offer you can't refuse. There you go. Nice one,

00:52:58.500 --> 00:53:01.079
Sean. Good for you. I think he has it in front

00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:03.059
of him. Okay, first off, you got it wrong. You

00:53:03.059 --> 00:53:05.199
got it wrong. I'm going to make him an offer

00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:09.980
he can't refuse. I had a list pulled up, but

00:53:09.980 --> 00:53:13.639
they were old movies. You said you and I, which

00:53:13.639 --> 00:53:15.860
is wrong. There's a couple scenes I remember

00:53:15.860 --> 00:53:17.420
from this when the guy wakes up with a horse

00:53:17.420 --> 00:53:20.179
head in his bed. Oh, yeah. Remember that? That

00:53:20.179 --> 00:53:23.199
was kind of interesting. And when one of the

00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:26.059
boys just gets, one of his sons, I think, gets

00:53:26.059 --> 00:53:28.300
riddled with bullets with a Tommy gun. Yep, on

00:53:28.300 --> 00:53:32.659
the street. Yeah. Good Lord. I mean, you know,

00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:37.219
it's pretty good Lording. It's just the violence.

00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:40.699
I don't like... When there's war movies out,

00:53:40.860 --> 00:53:43.380
I can handle war movies, but I don't like...

00:53:43.380 --> 00:53:45.039
You don't like mafia movies? I don't like mafia

00:53:45.039 --> 00:53:48.099
movies because... It's too real. Too close to

00:53:48.099 --> 00:53:50.340
home. It's too close to home. What about Halloween?

00:53:50.659 --> 00:53:51.860
It's like when we were at the... Oh, that's different.

00:53:52.099 --> 00:53:54.239
When we were at the pool, fake shit. We're at

00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:57.920
the pool. Mafia movies are real. Scarface, you

00:53:57.920 --> 00:53:59.579
don't like that? Dude, I... Okay, I was just

00:53:59.579 --> 00:54:01.960
about to say, the worst scene I've seen in any

00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:05.019
of those mafia movies is in Scarface. when they're

00:54:05.019 --> 00:54:06.619
trying to get the dude to talk and they have

00:54:06.619 --> 00:54:09.480
a chainsaw and they're cutting the dude's leg

00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:12.000
off in the, in the tub. My brother and I were

00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:15.699
watching it on cable and we both were scrambling

00:54:15.699 --> 00:54:19.219
for the remote to turn it off because they show

00:54:19.219 --> 00:54:21.019
the first, they cut the leg off and hear this

00:54:21.019 --> 00:54:23.500
of it falling into the tub. And he's like screaming

00:54:23.500 --> 00:54:25.619
his head off. And then the next scene is he's

00:54:25.619 --> 00:54:28.780
like, he starts cutting into his face and you

00:54:28.780 --> 00:54:32.039
see the chainsaw start to pull the eyeball. And

00:54:32.039 --> 00:54:34.099
we're both like, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. And

00:54:34.099 --> 00:54:39.559
we, Turned it off and both like... It's the worst

00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:42.320
scene of any movie I've ever seen. Seriously.

00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:46.019
Have you seen it since? No. Do you know the scene

00:54:46.019 --> 00:54:47.900
I'm talking about? Yeah, I know what it is. Was

00:54:47.900 --> 00:54:50.420
it not awful? Well, I watched it like yesterday.

00:54:50.639 --> 00:54:52.900
It wasn't that bad. Every morning? It's part

00:54:52.900 --> 00:54:55.500
of your morning routine? I think there's a fairly

00:54:55.500 --> 00:54:57.920
bad scene in Reservoir Dogs, too. Oh, yeah. I

00:54:57.920 --> 00:54:59.400
was going to bring that up. Yeah, where they

00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:01.539
saw the guy's ear off and then pour gasoline

00:55:01.539 --> 00:55:05.139
on it. It was a little rough. Yeah, I don't like

00:55:05.139 --> 00:55:06.019
stuff like that. That doesn't sound good, either.

00:55:06.349 --> 00:55:08.449
Spoiler alert. Yeah, what's the quote in that

00:55:08.449 --> 00:55:12.809
scene? Too soon? Ow! Okay. He said, I don't tip

00:55:12.809 --> 00:55:15.329
the waitress. No, that was... Okay, the next

00:55:15.329 --> 00:55:18.489
one is from Casablanca. Oh. Here's looking at

00:55:18.489 --> 00:55:20.650
you, kid, or something like that. No, it's frankly,

00:55:20.750 --> 00:55:23.010
my dear. I don't... That's gone with the wind.

00:55:23.050 --> 00:55:24.510
I don't give a damn. That's gone with the wind.

00:55:24.630 --> 00:55:27.289
Oh, that was my guess. Although that should be

00:55:27.289 --> 00:55:29.230
on the list, don't you think? I don't know. Is

00:55:29.230 --> 00:55:31.309
it not on the list? So Casablanca... Have you

00:55:31.309 --> 00:55:35.489
guys seen Casablanca? I haven't. I have. And

00:55:35.489 --> 00:55:36.949
I haven't seen Gone with the Wind. I haven't

00:55:36.949 --> 00:55:39.230
seen Gone with the Wind either. That's got Bogart

00:55:39.230 --> 00:55:43.190
in it and Bacall. Did I say Franklin, my dear?

00:55:43.250 --> 00:55:45.809
I don't give a damn. I'm going to make him. I

00:55:45.809 --> 00:55:50.409
don't know. Here's looking at you, kid. Did I

00:55:50.409 --> 00:55:54.329
say that? You did. You did say that. Did I not?

00:55:54.530 --> 00:55:57.190
So have you seen the movie or you just know the

00:55:57.190 --> 00:55:59.110
quote? I just know the quote. He saw the movie.

00:55:59.230 --> 00:56:00.429
I've seen the scene because he's on a plane or

00:56:00.429 --> 00:56:03.199
she's on a plane and one of them's leaving. And

00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:04.820
he goes, here's looking at you, kid. Looking

00:56:04.820 --> 00:56:06.559
at you, kid. Humphrey Bogart. Is that the way

00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:08.199
he talks? I don't know. I've never seen it. I

00:56:08.199 --> 00:56:11.440
saw Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen. I saw

00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:16.900
that. With Catherine Hepburn in it. Yes. Good

00:56:16.900 --> 00:56:20.320
movie. Before she got all Parkinson -y. Wow.

00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.800
So insensitive. Is that an adjective? I thought

00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:25.320
she was awesome until the bitch got Parkinson

00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:29.079
-y. Before she went full Aussie. Yes. God, Jeff.

00:56:29.340 --> 00:56:34.679
Before her voice kind of got all kind of. Got

00:56:34.679 --> 00:56:37.659
all Michael J. Foxy. That's totally insensitive.

00:56:38.059 --> 00:56:40.599
Let's move on. That was two. You know one. What's

00:56:40.599 --> 00:56:44.000
the next one? May the force be with you. May

00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:47.579
the force be with you. Spoken by General Dodonna

00:56:47.579 --> 00:56:49.219
and others. I was going to say, why'd you pick

00:56:49.219 --> 00:56:52.019
that general? Everyone says that. I was going

00:56:52.019 --> 00:56:54.260
to say, they say it a million times in that movie.

00:56:54.360 --> 00:56:56.099
Spock says that for crying out loud. General

00:56:56.099 --> 00:56:58.980
Dodonna. Really? Yeah, he doesn't get credit

00:56:58.980 --> 00:57:02.440
for that. Why not Admiral Ackbar? Yeah. No, it's

00:57:02.440 --> 00:57:08.360
a trap. It's a trap. It's a trap. General Fisher.

00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:12.119
We're so stupid. We are so stupid. Okay, are

00:57:12.119 --> 00:57:15.639
we done? Are we done with the top ten? Yes. That

00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:18.000
was underwhelming, actually, a little bit. Yeah.

00:57:18.119 --> 00:57:20.860
I'm not blaming you. You pulled a list. I just

00:57:20.860 --> 00:57:22.480
grokked it, so I don't. Yeah, you're going to

00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:25.260
have to do more obscure lines. What's the most

00:57:25.260 --> 00:57:28.000
obscure line in movies? Yeah, do that. Obscure.

00:57:28.380 --> 00:57:31.039
Obscure, but known lines. What is he holding

00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:33.980
there? Like a sash? Maybe a lyre? Looks like

00:57:33.980 --> 00:57:37.920
a mini harp. It's a billiard rack. Okay, I said

00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:41.860
mini harp. You said billiard rack. What'd you

00:57:41.860 --> 00:57:45.940
go with, Jeff? I said a sash. Okay. Oh, it's

00:57:45.940 --> 00:57:48.119
a necklace. Is it a metal? We don't know what

00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:52.090
it is. It's a metal. It's a metal. It's I win.

00:57:52.309 --> 00:57:54.250
It's a belt. It's clearly a harp. It's the metal

00:57:54.250 --> 00:57:57.030
from the scene at the end. Yeah. That's where

00:57:57.030 --> 00:58:00.690
Han Solo, Luke, and Chewbacca. This is why we're

00:58:00.690 --> 00:58:02.110
going to do video. I had no idea there was an

00:58:02.110 --> 00:58:02.929
action figure for that guy. And we're going to

00:58:02.929 --> 00:58:05.170
feed that into the video stream so that people

00:58:05.170 --> 00:58:07.369
will laugh their asses off that we're fighting

00:58:07.369 --> 00:58:09.050
over what that is. That's got to be worth some

00:58:09.050 --> 00:58:10.650
money, that action figure. I mean, I've never

00:58:10.650 --> 00:58:12.690
seen that before in my life. Yeah, I've never.

00:58:12.809 --> 00:58:16.989
I've had. almost all the action figures. I wish...

00:58:16.989 --> 00:58:21.449
All the action figures got stolen. Oh, yes. They

00:58:21.449 --> 00:58:25.309
got stolen from the boat from traveling from

00:58:25.309 --> 00:58:28.170
Germany back over to the United States. They

00:58:28.170 --> 00:58:31.309
just disappeared. I had an entire box, the linoleum

00:58:31.309 --> 00:58:34.730
falcon. I had everything. That's tragic. I had

00:58:34.730 --> 00:58:36.809
a ton of stuff. Did you have a general? He doesn't

00:58:36.809 --> 00:58:39.730
have a sash there. I didn't have that one. The

00:58:39.730 --> 00:58:42.369
one with the sash is worth more. Yeah. I mean

00:58:42.369 --> 00:58:44.389
the harp. Is a sash considered? No, I thought

00:58:44.389 --> 00:58:46.510
a sash just comes from the shoulder down. Yeah,

00:58:46.510 --> 00:58:47.929
exactly. Oh, he's got a gun on that one. It's

00:58:47.929 --> 00:58:50.550
clearly not a sash. Yeah, it's a necklace. No,

00:58:50.610 --> 00:58:56.250
it's a harp. All right, let's move on. Speaking

00:58:56.250 --> 00:59:00.409
of space type stuff, isn't SpaceX going to ISS?

00:59:00.809 --> 00:59:03.510
Is that coming this week? That was supposed to

00:59:03.510 --> 00:59:05.289
be Thursday last week, I thought. Are they just

00:59:05.289 --> 00:59:07.710
sending up some supplies? Is that what they're

00:59:07.710 --> 00:59:09.050
doing? Yeah, what are they doing up there? They

00:59:09.050 --> 00:59:10.989
kind of make a big deal out of it, but I don't

00:59:10.989 --> 00:59:12.829
remember why. Does he just do a flyby and flip

00:59:12.829 --> 00:59:17.550
him the bird? I wouldn't think so. What's the

00:59:17.550 --> 00:59:21.599
reason? Can you look that up? Is it just a supply

00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:25.079
run? Did SpaceX make a new... They didn't send

00:59:25.079 --> 00:59:27.420
some astronauts up there. SpaceX recently launched

00:59:27.420 --> 00:59:31.639
its crew 11 mission to the International Space

00:59:31.639 --> 00:59:34.460
Station on a Falcon 9 rocket. The mission, which

00:59:34.460 --> 00:59:36.739
departed from NASA Kennedy Station in Florida,

00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:39.179
delivered four astronauts, including the NASA

00:59:39.179 --> 00:59:44.820
astronaut Zena, Mike... Princess Warrior? Jack's...

00:59:44.820 --> 00:59:48.010
Whatever. What was the date of that? Well, I

00:59:48.010 --> 00:59:49.909
didn't say the date, but it was last week. Four

00:59:49.909 --> 00:59:53.789
days ago. Yeah. August 1. There was no news about

00:59:53.789 --> 00:59:57.710
that. It's Elon. It happens all the time. Yeah,

00:59:57.730 --> 01:00:00.690
it's just common sense. But it's still not...

01:00:00.690 --> 01:00:02.309
It's so hard. It's so hard to do this. The Crew

01:00:02.309 --> 01:00:05.690
Dragon capsule named Endeavor was successfully

01:00:05.690 --> 01:00:08.650
docked with the ISIS. With the ISS. The ISIS.

01:00:08.889 --> 01:00:12.230
They're making this so routine, but that is not...

01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:14.679
Cool. It's not like it's the Australians trying

01:00:14.679 --> 01:00:17.099
to get there. They tried. Now we're looking at

01:00:17.099 --> 01:00:18.760
the video of how the Australians did with their

01:00:18.760 --> 01:00:20.300
rocket. Oh, yeah, that did not go well. Yeah,

01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:23.500
this doesn't look good. It started off so great,

01:00:23.599 --> 01:00:26.900
so promising. Smokes? Well, first off, it's leaning.

01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:30.059
You see that? Yeah, look at the bottom. It kind

01:00:30.059 --> 01:00:32.519
of goes. Let's recondruct. No, no, no. The one

01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:36.199
is just kind of. It was leaning from the get

01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:40.019
-go, by the way. I think the videographer had

01:00:40.019 --> 01:00:42.000
a little more hope. That's the Australian one.

01:00:42.099 --> 01:00:43.659
This is straight out of Naked Gun, isn't it?

01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:45.840
For one thing, it's going the wrong direction.

01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:48.179
It's going down. Well, the thing about mistakes

01:00:48.179 --> 01:00:51.739
like this. Am I dreaming? Is it leaning? Because

01:00:51.739 --> 01:00:53.559
the first thing it tries to do is correct. Watch

01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:56.320
this. It drifts to the left right after takeoff.

01:00:56.380 --> 01:00:59.000
What is this, from Australia? See that, how it

01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:01.679
drifts left? And it tries to compensate right

01:01:01.679 --> 01:01:03.659
there. Yes. Well, one of the things is it's going

01:01:03.659 --> 01:01:05.449
to fart. as you can see it. Yeah, one of those

01:01:05.449 --> 01:01:08.869
is not working. I'm sorry, Sean, what were you

01:01:08.869 --> 01:01:11.090
going to say? I was like, where is this? Is this

01:01:11.090 --> 01:01:13.550
Australia? Australia. So the first Australian

01:01:13.550 --> 01:01:16.989
made rocket crash after 14 seconds. I think a

01:01:16.989 --> 01:01:19.670
better one would be like after 20 feet off the

01:01:19.670 --> 01:01:22.269
ground. Well, the thing about these failures

01:01:22.269 --> 01:01:26.320
is that it really... sets the bar. So you're

01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:29.619
able to learn a lot. I mean, Elon Musk was saying,

01:01:29.739 --> 01:01:32.440
hey, man, he loves failures because there's a

01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:35.219
lot of data to be collected on failures, on why

01:01:35.219 --> 01:01:38.340
it didn't correct. And this one, you know, you

01:01:38.340 --> 01:01:41.480
would think that, look at that. Oh, that's a

01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:43.940
different one. That's the same one. Oh, it's

01:01:43.940 --> 01:01:46.559
the same one? That one put it out. It's kind

01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:49.519
of like the ignition failed somehow, you know,

01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:52.980
on some of that. I don't know. I mean, you see,

01:01:53.019 --> 01:01:55.519
like, all of them aren't lighting up. You think

01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:58.239
the cheering just kind of quit once it got right

01:01:58.239 --> 01:02:00.599
about there? It's not firing on four cylinders.

01:02:01.059 --> 01:02:03.099
It's not going very high. What do you think?

01:02:03.119 --> 01:02:04.559
And it looked like it blew an O -ring at the

01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:06.559
end. No, I don't think that was high enough.

01:02:07.559 --> 01:02:09.659
Hey, mate, you need to talk a little bit. It's

01:02:09.659 --> 01:02:12.099
not a rocket. It's a rocket. Crikey. Get that

01:02:12.099 --> 01:02:14.500
flame over here. Let's fry up these shrimps on

01:02:14.500 --> 01:02:17.179
the barbie. Let's get some Foster's lager. That's

01:02:17.179 --> 01:02:23.409
not a knife. Jesus Christ. All right. You're

01:02:23.409 --> 01:02:29.050
racist. Oh, boy. We're so dumb. Well, speaking

01:02:29.050 --> 01:02:32.190
of dumb, we've got the Frisco Independent School

01:02:32.190 --> 01:02:33.869
District, which might be kind of a cool thing

01:02:33.869 --> 01:02:36.809
where it popped up. Jeff, you had brought up.

01:02:36.989 --> 01:02:38.769
We tried talking about a little bit about last.

01:02:38.789 --> 01:02:40.190
Well, we talked about one of them last time.

01:02:40.250 --> 01:02:43.349
And the other one, which I think is potentially

01:02:43.349 --> 01:02:49.230
even bigger, is SB 31 or 21 or whatever the state

01:02:49.230 --> 01:02:54.519
bill just passed. now bans all electronic devices

01:02:54.519 --> 01:02:59.460
from school. So the kids cannot use their phones.

01:02:59.780 --> 01:03:01.460
They cannot use their smart watches. They're

01:03:01.460 --> 01:03:03.800
going to collect them. They cannot. Well, the

01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:06.079
guidelines are they keep them turned off in their

01:03:06.079 --> 01:03:10.639
bags. And if they are heard or seen, they are

01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:12.300
collected and taken to the office. And what are

01:03:12.300 --> 01:03:16.260
they doing about the watches? Same thing. Watches

01:03:16.260 --> 01:03:18.599
have to come off. Earbuds have to come off. No

01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:22.739
Bluetooth. Anything. Love it. I think it's the

01:03:22.739 --> 01:03:26.260
right answer. No personal computers, no Google

01:03:26.260 --> 01:03:29.460
eyeglasses, none of that shit. That would kind

01:03:29.460 --> 01:03:33.500
of stink because I have my watch. It's not allowed.

01:03:33.739 --> 01:03:35.519
Take it off. I wonder if I were to say, hey,

01:03:35.539 --> 01:03:37.659
man, look, I discontinued my Bluetooth and this

01:03:37.659 --> 01:03:41.159
was. Nope. Sorry. As a matter of fact, I say

01:03:41.159 --> 01:03:44.960
we do the same rules at podcast. It's got to

01:03:44.960 --> 01:03:47.719
be in your knapsack. Got to put it in your knapsack.

01:03:47.860 --> 01:03:50.559
I solided mine. So I agree with it 100%. And

01:03:50.559 --> 01:03:53.059
my wife is a teacher. She goes, this is nothing

01:03:53.059 --> 01:03:55.599
new for me, outside of the watches and the headphones.

01:03:56.059 --> 01:03:58.179
Oh, because she was already. She already had

01:03:58.179 --> 01:04:00.280
cubbies up front, and all her kids would put

01:04:00.280 --> 01:04:02.019
their phones up. Nice. I like that. The thing

01:04:02.019 --> 01:04:05.420
is that, first of all, it's a distraction, number

01:04:05.420 --> 01:04:07.360
one. That's foremost the biggest thing. But it's

01:04:07.360 --> 01:04:11.739
also a tool to cheat. It's so easy to have. I

01:04:11.739 --> 01:04:13.630
agree. Basically, you can ask them anything,

01:04:13.789 --> 01:04:16.110
and you can pop up the answer just like that.

01:04:16.429 --> 01:04:19.610
You can fill out math equations. I mean, it's

01:04:19.610 --> 01:04:23.449
very intuitive. Just be like, chat GPT. You have

01:04:23.449 --> 01:04:25.050
your little Bluetooth headphones on and talk

01:04:25.050 --> 01:04:26.690
to your phone, chat GPT. Totally. You could probably

01:04:26.690 --> 01:04:28.829
take a picture of it and go Google what's this.

01:04:29.469 --> 01:04:32.489
I do it all the time. Yeah. I do that on chat

01:04:32.489 --> 01:04:35.289
GPT. I take a picture of my monitor. So I'm 100

01:04:35.289 --> 01:04:37.670
% on board with that. And I ask chat GPT. How

01:04:37.670 --> 01:04:41.170
to fix that or what this is. Yeah. And on their

01:04:41.170 --> 01:04:44.639
website, they have... They frequently ask questions

01:04:44.639 --> 01:04:45.920
that they're getting from some of the parents,

01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:47.900
and some of them are just ridiculous. Well, can

01:04:47.900 --> 01:04:51.059
my child, when they use the restroom, take their

01:04:51.059 --> 01:04:53.159
phone with them for a just -in -case scenario?

01:04:53.599 --> 01:04:55.099
Oh, yeah, it's the parents. You're right. The

01:04:55.099 --> 01:04:56.719
parents are going to have the problem. Yeah,

01:04:56.760 --> 01:04:58.000
the parents are going to have the problem. Well,

01:04:58.019 --> 01:04:59.480
the kids are going to have an adjustment as well,

01:04:59.559 --> 01:05:01.360
but the parents are going to have a huge problem

01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:03.099
because they want to get a hold of little Johnny

01:05:03.099 --> 01:05:04.800
whenever they want. Well, then you just simply

01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:08.320
have a panic button. Yeah. Well, are they allowed

01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:10.460
to use it if they're at the nurse's office? No,

01:05:10.460 --> 01:05:11.980
they cannot use the Nerf itself. It's during

01:05:11.980 --> 01:05:14.179
regular school hours. They can use the phone

01:05:14.179 --> 01:05:16.000
that's in there. They can call the school. Well,

01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:20.280
what if there's an update to an athletic event?

01:05:20.980 --> 01:05:23.400
The children will be notified and we'll be sending

01:05:23.400 --> 01:05:25.980
out notifications. Love it. Go back to the old

01:05:25.980 --> 01:05:29.920
days. What if there's a crisis or whatever? Well,

01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:33.679
there's going to be a burst notification to all

01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:36.960
parents from the school instead of your kids.

01:05:37.179 --> 01:05:39.159
Right. And what if we run out of bourbon? Yeah,

01:05:39.179 --> 01:05:41.900
exactly. Exactly. So I'm 100 % on board with

01:05:41.900 --> 01:05:44.159
this. I have a lot of my bourbon. And the other

01:05:44.159 --> 01:05:49.199
one, real quick, is you have to get parent approval

01:05:49.199 --> 01:05:51.900
to join any extracurricular group now. And there

01:05:51.900 --> 01:05:56.199
are no groups that are gender -based or sex -based

01:05:56.199 --> 01:05:59.519
groups anymore. So you can't have your LGBT groups.

01:05:59.619 --> 01:06:01.780
You can't have your pedo groups or whatever these

01:06:01.780 --> 01:06:03.599
weird ones were that were out there. Love it.

01:06:04.590 --> 01:06:07.230
Pretend to be a cat group. Yeah. Furries. Those

01:06:07.230 --> 01:06:09.309
no longer exist. They're shitting all over the

01:06:09.309 --> 01:06:12.349
furries? Yes. And you have to get parent approval

01:06:12.349 --> 01:06:15.110
before you can join any club. They get fed to

01:06:15.110 --> 01:06:18.789
lions in Finland. Exactly. Yeah. There you go.

01:06:19.150 --> 01:06:21.550
Good idea. All right. We need to talk about our

01:06:21.550 --> 01:06:26.820
bourbon. Yep. All right. Well, we picked up the

01:06:26.820 --> 01:06:28.199
spot. I don't even know where we got it. Where

01:06:28.199 --> 01:06:30.880
did we get this? I think Total Wine. So this

01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.699
is a new Riff single barrel bourbon bottled at

01:06:32.699 --> 01:06:39.619
112 .9 proof. This is, it's, I think it's a little

01:06:39.619 --> 01:06:43.059
hot for 112. And I don't know if it's hot or

01:06:43.059 --> 01:06:46.539
it's just peppery up front. It's spicy. It is.

01:06:46.539 --> 01:06:49.039
Definitely. It's a high ride. I think it's the

01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:51.280
spice that you're getting. It's a pretty intense

01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:54.500
flavor. It is. There's a lot of flavor in this.

01:06:54.639 --> 01:06:57.440
Highly recommend it. It's aged at least four

01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:01.719
years. It says it is barrel -proof without chill

01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:05.340
filtration. Without chill filtration. All the

01:07:05.340 --> 01:07:10.260
traditional words. It's got a cherry kind of,

01:07:10.260 --> 01:07:14.780
extremely cherry. It says cherry blossom, but

01:07:14.780 --> 01:07:17.619
when you taste it, it's got a very sweet cherry.

01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:21.010
There's some sweetness in the front. And I think

01:07:21.010 --> 01:07:23.329
on the side of the tongue, that's where I'm picking

01:07:23.329 --> 01:07:26.610
up a lot of the pepper. I have something crazy

01:07:26.610 --> 01:07:28.070
on the nose. You guys are going to laugh at me.

01:07:28.170 --> 01:07:30.829
You know how you light a match and you blow it

01:07:30.829 --> 01:07:34.389
out and there's just that puff of smoke? That's

01:07:34.389 --> 01:07:36.710
exactly what I smell on the nose. A little sulfur?

01:07:36.969 --> 01:07:40.170
A little bit of sulfur. We have to do that every

01:07:40.170 --> 01:07:42.010
time Jeff comes in the room because he farts

01:07:42.010 --> 01:07:43.610
when I have to light a match. Where do you get

01:07:43.610 --> 01:07:50.119
a twinge of match smoke? I don't know. It doesn't

01:07:50.119 --> 01:07:51.840
taste smoky. That usually tells people they're

01:07:51.840 --> 01:07:53.659
having a heart attack. I think this is another

01:07:53.659 --> 01:07:56.480
one. Is that what it is? Just like the Maker's

01:07:56.480 --> 01:08:00.840
Mark we had, I think this finish is long. There's

01:08:00.840 --> 01:08:03.179
a lot going on in the finish where you can sit

01:08:03.179 --> 01:08:05.800
down with a dram of this and just sip on it for

01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:07.739
a long time and enjoy it. That really separates

01:08:07.739 --> 01:08:10.679
the big boys from the little boys is the fact

01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:14.039
that you can drink something and the taste is

01:08:14.039 --> 01:08:16.359
going to just punch through. And it's going to

01:08:16.359 --> 01:08:19.210
last a while. And it's going to taste good. Extremely

01:08:19.210 --> 01:08:21.789
lasting. And it bores. You know, you taste certain

01:08:21.789 --> 01:08:25.090
things as it progresses, and other things will

01:08:25.090 --> 01:08:29.130
come out of it the longer it sits there. This

01:08:29.130 --> 01:08:32.529
is a rye, correct? Yes. Well, I mean, it's a

01:08:32.529 --> 01:08:36.170
high rye bourbon. It says up here 65 % corn,

01:08:36.369 --> 01:08:41.329
30 % rye, and 5 % malted barley. This is really

01:08:41.329 --> 01:08:44.449
good. The hue is very nice. And this is made,

01:08:44.789 --> 01:08:47.449
I'm not going to say Cincinnati, but it's made

01:08:47.449 --> 01:08:51.510
just across the river, like in Newport or Covington

01:08:51.510 --> 01:08:54.390
or something like that. Basically a suburb of

01:08:54.390 --> 01:08:57.449
Cincinnati. So it's up. Are you sure? Yes, because

01:08:57.449 --> 01:08:59.810
we were going to hit it when we were up there.

01:09:00.510 --> 01:09:03.789
Yeah, Newport, Kentucky. And that's where my

01:09:03.789 --> 01:09:07.359
mother was born and grew up in Newport. And we

01:09:07.359 --> 01:09:08.819
were going to hit it on the way up to, because

01:09:08.819 --> 01:09:10.420
we did all the tours, we were going to hit it

01:09:10.420 --> 01:09:12.760
on the way up to visit my sister. Okay. But we

01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:15.439
got a late start, and we missed it. Yeah, so

01:09:15.439 --> 01:09:18.319
it does say distilled, aged, and bottled by New

01:09:18.319 --> 01:09:21.140
Rip Distilling in Newport, Kentucky. Yeah. They

01:09:21.140 --> 01:09:23.359
did a good job with this. I'd be proud of this.

01:09:23.479 --> 01:09:25.640
This is really, really good. It's got a great

01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:28.180
bottle look. It's got the Bordeaux -shaped bottle.

01:09:28.859 --> 01:09:32.350
It's embossed. It looks like it's been dipped

01:09:32.350 --> 01:09:35.010
or sprayed on the top side. It's black. The bottom

01:09:35.010 --> 01:09:38.850
is clear. Nice label on the bottom with great

01:09:38.850 --> 01:09:42.090
print. It's a very nice presentation. I'll agree.

01:09:42.229 --> 01:09:45.270
Yeah. You know, it says a lot. This one, the

01:09:45.270 --> 01:09:51.689
high mash bill, it's – I'm going to vote. That

01:09:51.689 --> 01:09:53.909
pepper kind of hit on the back end. Man. But

01:09:53.909 --> 01:09:56.829
it's not too much. Very leather, clovey kind

01:09:56.829 --> 01:09:59.710
of baseball mitt kind of stuff going on. But

01:09:59.710 --> 01:10:02.310
it's not too much. That's what I'm saying. I

01:10:02.310 --> 01:10:05.630
actually like this a lot. Yeah. And the price

01:10:05.630 --> 01:10:07.529
range, I think, isn't that bad. It's like 50

01:10:07.529 --> 01:10:09.710
bucks, isn't it? Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's

01:10:09.710 --> 01:10:12.289
a little, it's 52 bucks. Shit, that may push

01:10:12.289 --> 01:10:14.789
it up for me, this rating. Because I do care

01:10:14.789 --> 01:10:18.489
about the price. If something's $120 versus $50.

01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:21.739
You've got to factor that into the value of this

01:10:21.739 --> 01:10:25.199
thing. AI overview. Expect notes of vanilla,

01:10:25.380 --> 01:10:27.739
butterscotch, oak, and spice with high rye mash

01:10:27.739 --> 01:10:30.239
bill contributing to a distinct savory and spicy

01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:33.420
character. Savory. That's good. The finish is

01:10:33.420 --> 01:10:36.859
long in rye lead with hints of red and black

01:10:36.859 --> 01:10:39.220
fruits, white pepper, clove. Individual barriers

01:10:39.220 --> 01:10:42.260
will vary, but common tasting notes include baked

01:10:42.260 --> 01:10:45.920
fruit, cinnamon, pepper, and vanilla cake. Excellent.

01:10:46.270 --> 01:10:49.569
And it's crazy when you read an assessment like

01:10:49.569 --> 01:10:51.729
that. And then you suddenly get it. Yeah, it's

01:10:51.729 --> 01:10:54.029
the power of suggestion. It's like, oh, my God,

01:10:54.090 --> 01:10:56.789
that is what it is. The spice is there, man.

01:10:57.789 --> 01:10:59.770
Yeah, if you like a spicy bourbon, this is a

01:10:59.770 --> 01:11:01.449
good one to pick up. No, this is a single barrel,

01:11:01.590 --> 01:11:03.430
right? Is it a single barrel? It is a single

01:11:03.430 --> 01:11:06.750
barrel. Single barrel proof, yes. So the next

01:11:06.750 --> 01:11:08.590
single barrel may not be like this. Your results

01:11:08.590 --> 01:11:11.130
may vary. Yeah, and that's what it says. It says

01:11:11.130 --> 01:11:14.649
it'll vary between different barrels. All right,

01:11:14.670 --> 01:11:16.210
how are we reading this, guys? Pretty tasty.

01:11:17.630 --> 01:11:20.569
I'll go first. I'll give it a 7 .8. That's right

01:11:20.569 --> 01:11:22.970
where I was going to be, 7 .8. Yeah. I'm going

01:11:22.970 --> 01:11:26.250
to echo that. It's excellent. 7 .8 across the

01:11:26.250 --> 01:11:28.229
board. I like the maker's mark. I think this

01:11:28.229 --> 01:11:32.119
one is... It is flavor -wise more enjoyable.

01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:34.680
It's much richer. Yes, that's a great word. You

01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:37.979
know? It's rich, lasts longer. It's got a little

01:11:37.979 --> 01:11:40.739
more viscosity to it. No, it's slightly higher

01:11:40.739 --> 01:11:42.180
proof. I don't know if that's playing into it,

01:11:42.220 --> 01:11:44.180
but I think the mash bulb is playing a lot into

01:11:44.180 --> 01:11:47.140
it. I am a big fan. Yeah, it's tasty. I would

01:11:47.140 --> 01:11:50.460
definitely replace this. Once it's empty, how

01:11:50.460 --> 01:11:52.720
much is left? I have a bottle. We have plenty.

01:11:53.100 --> 01:11:57.020
Yep. We will enjoy this again on another night.

01:11:58.400 --> 01:12:01.020
Good podcast, gentlemen. Yep. Cheers, guys. We

01:12:01.020 --> 01:12:02.859
covered a lot of topics. Yes. How about a ding

01:12:02.859 --> 01:12:05.220
ding? Jeff started back up at school, so now

01:12:05.220 --> 01:12:07.880
he's working. Yes, that's right. Yep. And my

01:12:07.880 --> 01:12:10.420
wife as well. She's excited to be back in action.

01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:14.819
Yes. So we'll see how this new rule goes with

01:12:14.819 --> 01:12:16.779
the taking away the phones. I'm eager to hear

01:12:16.779 --> 01:12:18.779
how that goes. What do you guys got going on

01:12:18.779 --> 01:12:23.739
this weekend? I do not have anything. I don't

01:12:23.739 --> 01:12:25.579
know. I think there's something. I'll have to

01:12:25.579 --> 01:12:27.699
find out. Dylan's coming over on Saturday. I

01:12:27.699 --> 01:12:30.600
think we're going to make some wings. I'm going

01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:33.779
to do some... Paul McCarty? I'm doing some frying.

01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:37.159
Like actual wings or nuggets? Well, they're nuggets.

01:12:38.619 --> 01:12:40.899
Frying up some nuggets. You're not going to bake

01:12:40.899 --> 01:12:44.289
them? No, I do that. I pull out the fryers. You

01:12:44.289 --> 01:12:49.149
seed oil? I use a shit ton of seed oil. I de

01:12:49.149 --> 01:12:51.869
-seed it, though. August 5th, second half of

01:12:51.869 --> 01:12:54.090
the Dudes Like Us podcast. If you like what we're

01:12:54.090 --> 01:12:55.789
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01:13:01.149 --> 01:13:03.010
Chuck, thank you for staying on top of stuff.

01:13:03.050 --> 01:13:05.689
Shout out to New Riff. Excellent. Thank you,

01:13:05.710 --> 01:13:09.149
Makers Mark, for the first half of whiskey. Dudes

01:13:09.149 --> 01:13:11.699
Like Us, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. Thank

01:13:11.699 --> 01:13:11.720
you.