1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,680 racist? It is. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,520 Like horn foghorn is racist. 3 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:05,880 Oh, are you kidding me? 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,360 Is he really? 5 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,360 100% 6 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,320 But it was a it was a chicken 7 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:12,000 hawk. 8 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,600 100% 9 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,720 No, he was a rooster. 10 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,720 No, no, but he would attack the 11 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,640 chicken hawks. 12 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,320 100% 13 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,200 That's what I'm saying. 14 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,280 He was a rooster. 15 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,040 How can that be racist? 16 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:21,600 It is. 17 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,520 Boy, I said boy, that boy. 18 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,280 I say boy. 19 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,400 That boy's about a. 20 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,200 How heavy does Southern accent 21 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,000 is racist? 22 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,120 It is. 23 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:30,720 How? 24 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,080 Because I said so, because I'm 25 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:33,560 woke. 26 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,120 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 27 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,320 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 28 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,320 You're a pea. 29 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,160 Oh, stop it. 30 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,520 Welcome back, everybody, to the 31 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,440 part two of 14. 32 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,080 This is 14.2, isn't it? 33 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,200 I don't know. 34 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,960 I think it is 14.2. 35 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:53,720 Could be. 36 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,920 Actually, it's a lot more than 37 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,640 that. 38 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,160 We've done many more, but the 39 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,440 other ones will be bootlegs. 40 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,880 So maybe eventually someday 41 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,960 we'll put some bootleg up. 42 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,240 Yeah, I think we have to. 43 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:03,480 All right. 44 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,280 So we usually open the second 45 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,160 segment with what we did before, 46 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,560 which is another bourbon that 47 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:09,160 we're trying. 48 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,800 And so so something went 49 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,840 horribly wrong on this experiment 50 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,680 to your selections of your 51 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,160 purchase. 52 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,200 I just sucked. 53 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,440 I think we're we're all of us. 54 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,520 I can't even say we've had three 55 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,440 different ones tonight. 56 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,080 Yeah. 57 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,800 And we've been kind of 58 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,880 disappointed in all of them. 59 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,080 Yeah, I think Sean's 60 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:28,600 in mine. 61 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,080 Mine. 62 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,080 No, yours was half. 63 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,120 Yours was half. 64 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,240 For once, I picked a good one. 65 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,080 Dude, it's the best of the three. 66 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:37,480 All right. 67 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,200 So I'm just if these were 68 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,440 the first two bourbons you picked, 69 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,400 the last two bourbons you picked, 70 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,440 you would be doing OK. 71 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,840 OK, all right. 72 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,160 So let's not push it. 73 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,960 OK, all right. 74 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,840 Yeah, thanks. 75 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,560 Thanks, bro. 76 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,600 This is happening. 77 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,160 Thanks, bro. 78 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,200 He made a few of me. 79 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:02,680 So so Sean's Grayson was kind of meh. 80 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,840 It was it was not bad. 81 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,640 It was not good. 82 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:05,840 It was just kind of maybe a. 83 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,040 So it's more than man. 84 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,480 It's kind of a six or five. 85 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,640 It was like drinking sulfur sulfuric acid. 86 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,680 Well, it was very hot. 87 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,160 So so so so so so you were cast. 88 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:19,120 I said, boy, I said, boy, boy regard. 89 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,480 I read I drank sulfuric acid. 90 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,480 That me, Bobby. 91 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,440 Yes. Wow. 92 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,160 Who says that boy right? 93 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,480 That boy right. 94 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,280 Is that Hank Hill? 95 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,120 That boy is right. 96 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,120 That boy is right. 97 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,400 Like Horne Foghorn. 98 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:33,960 I don't know. 99 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,760 I don't know. 100 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,280 Need to watch it. 101 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:37,800 Wow. 102 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,480 The chicken hawk. 103 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,680 I think it was a chicken hawk, right? 104 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,120 Because the chicken hawk would come in. 105 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,920 That man's about as nervous as a cat 106 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,400 with a 50 foot tail in a room full of rocking chairs. 107 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,440 That chicken hawk was essentially Joe Pesci. 108 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,800 Really? 109 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,800 Remember that? 110 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,480 The chicken hawk, like a New Jersey accent. 111 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,040 I would love it. 112 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:54,880 Short and small. 113 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,640 It was Joe Pesci. 114 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,480 Oh, the chicken hawk. 115 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,480 Yeah. 116 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,240 The chicken hawk. 117 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,280 I find Joe Pesci annoying. 118 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,120 He's annoying as fuck. 119 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,200 Leo gets in lethal weapon. 120 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,200 And in Goodfellas, where he thinks again. 121 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,360 He was ruthless piece of shit in that movie. 122 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,880 He was. 123 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,280 OK, we're going to get on Robert De Niro again. 124 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:15,640 But you know how. 125 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:16,120 Hold on. 126 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:16,680 So hold on. 127 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,960 The pudding master. 128 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,680 Do you think he is another one of those actors 129 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,720 that thinks he's badass in real life? 130 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,840 Or is he? 131 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:24,880 Oh, I'm sure. 132 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,320 Do you really, Joe Pesci? 133 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,360 Actually, I don't know. 134 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,520 Oh, I thought you meant Bob De Niro. 135 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,720 I think Bob De Niro thinks he is. 136 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:30,080 Oh, yeah. 137 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:30,760 No, no, no. 138 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,280 No question. 139 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:31,960 I don't know. 140 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,040 I haven't seen Joe Pesci outside of. 141 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:39,160 I am sure Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci swing dicks together. 142 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,280 I'm not saying that they're bumping it off each other's 143 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,280 ass. 144 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,840 Do they ensheath? 145 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,240 I'm just saying birds of a feather flock together. 146 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,880 These guys have the same mental. 147 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,200 I don't know if that's true. 148 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,080 I would need to see him in public, 149 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,920 and I need to see his social media posts. 150 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,360 I think he's being smart about it. 151 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,000 Yeah, he hasn't been in the limelight. 152 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,560 You know what? 153 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,520 That's a great point. 154 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:05,640 How many other Italian mobster people, like Ray Leota? 155 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,600 Ray Leota. 156 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,000 Yeah, he's chill. 157 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,320 I know for a fact he's chill. 158 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,200 No, Bob De Niro is a fricking idiot. 159 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,440 And what about who's the other guy that 160 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,040 played opposite him in Heat? 161 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,560 Alfredo Cinecchi? 162 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,160 Yeah, Al Pacino. 163 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,040 You nailed it. 164 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,680 Yes. 165 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,240 Al Pacino. 166 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:30,760 And he's not obnoxious in like anti-Trump or political or, 167 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,680 I haven't heard anything about Al Pacino. 168 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,440 There are a tremendous amount of movie stars. 169 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,360 They keep quiet. 170 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,320 They just shut the fuck up. 171 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,120 And you know what? 172 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,960 That's something we need to acknowledge, 173 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,800 because we always say Hollywood is out of control. 174 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,160 Hollywood is this and that. 175 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,920 But how many of those people don't say anything? 176 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,040 But would Al Pacino, if Al Pacino 177 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,880 wins the Oscar, is he going to get up there 178 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,960 and espouse bullshit? 179 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,320 No. 180 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,360 I don't think so. 181 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,600 I don't know. 182 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,280 I think the answer is no. 183 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,480 Did Tom Hanks win the Oscar? 184 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,680 I think they always slip in. 185 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,680 Not always. 186 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,000 Always is finite. 187 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,160 But you know what I liked? 188 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,640 Ricky Gervais. 189 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,160 Yes. 190 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,000 When he hosted that show. 191 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,360 Whatever was the Oscar? 192 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,120 That's the Globe. 193 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:15,920 The Golden Globes. 194 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,560 Ricky Gervais. 195 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,960 Golden Globes. 196 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,480 He let loose. 197 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,400 And I loved it. 198 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,360 He doesn't give a shit. 199 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,000 No, he's just like, he's drinking 200 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,440 the pint, he's like, they're not going to ask me back anyways. 201 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,840 He was dogging people. 202 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,080 He's done three of them now, right? 203 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:29,600 I know. 204 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,040 Well, he was dogging people in the audience. 205 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,360 To fuck with Tom Hanks. 206 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,680 Yes. 207 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,400 Yes. 208 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:36,760 I loved it. 209 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,760 Did they show Tom Hanks he's all uncomfortable? 210 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:43,160 Yeah, he's like, I'm going to have you killed. 211 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:43,840 Pretty much. 212 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,400 He's good. 213 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,240 Go to videos. 214 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,520 Have you seen his Netflix show? 215 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,400 No. 216 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,400 I'm kind of intrigued by it, but it seems depressing to me. 217 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,960 It's called Afterlife? 218 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,800 Oh, I've seen it. 219 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,600 It's actually pretty good. 220 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,040 Is it? 221 00:05:59,040 --> 00:05:59,520 Yeah. 222 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,480 Because I've seen previews, and I'm like, 223 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,360 god, it seems so depressing because he's 224 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,800 dealing with his wife's death. 225 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:10,840 Well, I mean, look, it's based on a sad experience, 226 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,800 but it's an inspirational. 227 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,640 But he also came out with a movie where he becomes, 228 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,640 they think he's like the second coming. 229 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,320 Yes. 230 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,440 And that's also funny. 231 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,600 Because he knows information or something? 232 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,560 What is that? 233 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,440 It's on Netflix. 234 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,920 Yeah, we watched it, and it was heavily atheist. 235 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,960 Shelly and I were like, oh, Shelly and I were both like, 236 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,120 OK, it's funny, but they're also taking a major shot 237 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,760 at Christianity. 238 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,520 Again, I don't have a problem with people. 239 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,600 They're mocking Christianity. 240 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,960 I don't have people mocking people 241 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,520 as long as they mock everyone. 242 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,320 Yeah. 243 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,680 Just like the Family Guy or South Park. 244 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,280 Right. 245 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,160 They make fun of everyone. 246 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,920 If they make fun of me or Trump or liberals, 247 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,880 they make fun of everybody. 248 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,560 I don't give a shit. 249 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,120 I'll laugh. 250 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,800 That's what comedy is supposed to be. 251 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,480 Let's hold on. 252 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,080 Let's back up. 253 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:08,680 But if you're one-sided, that's where I go, yeah, 254 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,520 I'm done with this. 255 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,120 Exactly. 256 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,760 You could pull up Ricky Gervais on the YouTube 257 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,840 with the Golden Globes. 258 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,760 If you go back to that panel and see 259 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,000 if you can find like a one minute, two minute thing. 260 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,640 Yeah, there's a specific scene where he is. 261 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,400 He's a riddle. 262 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,320 I loved it. 263 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,280 Well, I played that one. 264 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,880 Just play it for a little bit. 265 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,840 Yeah, see what he says. 266 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,560 I don't think that's just an image. 267 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,560 But he's got it. 268 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:38,000 Welcome to the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards, 269 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,480 live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles. 270 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,480 I'm Ricky Gervais. 271 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,480 Thank you. 272 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,960 You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm 273 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:49,960 hosting these awards. 274 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:56,520 So I mean, Kevin Hart was because of some offensive tweets. 275 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,920 Hello. 276 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,880 Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press 277 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,480 can barely speak English. 278 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,680 They've no idea what Twitter is. 279 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,320 There he is. 280 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,200 I got offered this gig by Fax. 281 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,480 So let's go out with a bang. 282 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,000 Let's have a laugh at your expense. 283 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,320 Remember, they're just jokes. 284 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,040 We're all going to die soon, and there's no sequel. 285 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:25,120 So yeah, remember that. 286 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,160 But you all look lovely, all dolled up. 287 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,400 You came here in your limos. 288 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,640 I came here in a limo tonight, and the license plate 289 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,480 was made by Felicity Huffman. 290 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,000 So no. 291 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:35,480 Oh. 292 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:35,980 Oh. 293 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:36,480 Oh. 294 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,840 Oh. 295 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,080 It's her daughter I feel sorry for. 296 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:41,760 OK? 297 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,720 That must be the most embarrassing thing that's 298 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,040 ever happened to her. 299 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,360 And her dad was in Wild Hogs. 300 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,040 So lots of big celebrities here tonight. 301 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,840 I mean, legends, icons, yeah? 302 00:08:53,840 --> 00:09:05,920 This table alone, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Baby Yoda. 303 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,200 Oh, that's Joe Pesci. 304 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,680 Sorry. 305 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:09,180 Oh. 306 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:11,680 That's the guy that had me whacked. 307 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,240 But tonight isn't just about the people in front of the camera. 308 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:14,740 Ouch. 309 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:17,520 This room are some of the most important TV and film 310 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,960 executives in the world. 311 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,760 People from every background. 312 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,800 But they all have one thing in common. 313 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,680 They're all terrified of Ronan Farrow. 314 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,080 He's coming for you. 315 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,320 He's coming for you. 316 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,160 They are not pleased. 317 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,440 They're not pleased. 318 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,160 I'm telling you. 319 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,680 I love it. 320 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:35,760 I love it. 321 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:39,720 They're showing the looks of the people, and they're not funny. 322 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:44,800 Leaving Neverland, two popes, shut up, shut up. 323 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,600 I don't care. 324 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,280 He's like, die, die. 325 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,880 He's like, I have you killed. 326 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,680 Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories. 327 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,800 Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about that. 328 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,440 The Hollywood foreign press are all very, very racist. 329 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,760 Look at him. 330 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,240 He's like, ha ha. 331 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:04,740 Wow. 332 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:07,080 We're not going to do an in memoriam this year. 333 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,600 But when I saw the list of people that had died, 334 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,200 it wasn't diverse enough. 335 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,960 It just, no. 336 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,440 It was mostly white people. 337 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,320 They can't believe it. 338 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,640 This is shock value. 339 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,480 Everybody in the crowd's looking at him like, what the? 340 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,520 Maybe next year. 341 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,000 Let's see what happens. 342 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,560 No one cares about movies anymore. 343 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,720 No one goes to the cinema. 344 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,280 Those have to be a laugh track. 345 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,920 I bet it's quiet as shit in there. 346 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,480 This show should just be me coming out going, 347 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,360 well done, Netflix. 348 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,560 You win everything. 349 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,040 Goodnight. 350 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:37,680 But no. 351 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,200 No. 352 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,800 We've got to drag it out for three hours. 353 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,040 You could binge watch the entire first season of Afterlife 354 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,480 instead of watching the show. 355 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,040 Yeah. 356 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,240 That's a show about a man who wants to kill himself 357 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,160 because his wife dies of cancer. 358 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,000 And it's still more fun than this. 359 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 OK? 360 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,320 Spoiler alert. 361 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,760 Season two is on the way. 362 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,440 So in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself. 363 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,000 Just like Jeffrey Epstein. 364 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,080 Ah. 365 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,580 That's awesome. 366 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,040 He's your friend, but I don't care. 367 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,960 He's your friend. 368 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:09,960 Oh, that's good stuff. 369 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,600 Oh, my. 370 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,360 Yeah, that's enough. 371 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:11,880 Wow. 372 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,640 I've never watched it. 373 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,320 I didn't realize it went on and on and on. 374 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,760 Look, that was only half of the entry. 375 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:25,320 So towards the end, he starts talking about, 376 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,040 so just get your little award. 377 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,160 And shut the fuck up. 378 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,200 And thank the gods. 379 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,720 And sit your ass down because nobody wants to know. 380 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,400 Yeah. 381 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:34,960 Yes. 382 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,760 He doesn't. 383 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,440 He also made fun of them. 384 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,960 He said, I can't remember the exact phrasing, 385 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,920 but he basically said, Greta Thunberg has 386 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,680 had more schooling than you all. 387 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,180 No. 388 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:45,680 No. 389 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,180 No. 390 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:48,680 No. 391 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,680 He's awesome. 392 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,600 Greta Thunberg is more educated than you guys are. 393 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,360 Or same thing. 394 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,800 And look at the Oscars. 395 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,440 What happened? 396 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,680 They dropped to 9 million. 397 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,320 It died. 398 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,600 I bet if they brought him to do it, it would be different. 399 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,400 People would watch it. 400 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:03,800 I'd watch. 401 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,480 I'd watch. 402 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,120 I'd watch. 403 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,440 I would watch just to see what he tears them up about. 404 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,400 Right. 405 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:09,920 Who knows? 406 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,360 Maybe they do it next year because there is such a drop. 407 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,880 That's fantastic. 408 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,680 So Ricky Gervais. 409 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,760 I'm going to go back and watch the whole thing. 410 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,880 Because I've never seen it before. 411 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,760 Makes me kind of want to watch the British version 412 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,080 of The Office. 413 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,720 I heard it's better. 414 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,220 Yeah? 415 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:24,720 Yeah. 416 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,320 I heard it's better. 417 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,000 It's different. 418 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:26,520 It's different. 419 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,360 He's a funny man. 420 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,800 Well, it's British for one thing. 421 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,840 So there's a difference between American humor 422 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,640 and British humor. 423 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,200 Oh, Paul just threw it back. 424 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,000 You're going to throw it. 425 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,800 Good God. 426 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,880 I got to put an end to that. 427 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,600 Anyway, I didn't bring the bottle. 428 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,200 Wow. 429 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,640 But we tried a new bourbon. 430 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,480 It's Paul's favorite, apparently. 431 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,440 I think it was another miss, maybe. 432 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,640 It's a miss. 433 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,640 I think it's a miss. 434 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,880 I think we revisit it. 435 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,560 Just like DeGrasse said, we'll revisit. 436 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,880 We'll try it again. 437 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,400 But it was the, what's it called? 438 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,200 The Bone Snapper Rye. 439 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,360 We've always been kind of against the rye. 440 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:14,920 And I'm not saying that this one is representative of all ryes, 441 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,200 but Paul has a strong opinion there. 442 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:18,840 Yeah. 443 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,880 Well, I mean, it's a rye. 444 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,600 It's a rye. 445 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,560 I think we need to get used to it. 446 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,720 We just need to accept it. 447 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,560 Just like when you started drinking bourbons, 448 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,320 we started drinking Jack Daniels and black powder. 449 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,800 Maybe you need to work your way up to it. 450 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,560 I don't know. 451 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,200 I don't know. 452 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,320 Maybe. 453 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,760 Maybe it's like, I don't think so. 454 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,240 He's not talking crazy right now. 455 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,320 I mean, just like the first time I had a beer, 456 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,960 I thought it was the nastiest thing in the world. 457 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,800 I didn't. 458 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,600 I did. 459 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,600 And now I really enjoy it. 460 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,320 Just like bourbon. 461 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,040 I had a really hard time drinking bourbon. 462 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,800 I thought beer was horrendous. 463 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,480 I hated it. 464 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,280 Yeah, I had wild turkey back in college. 465 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,120 I thought it was the worst thing in the world. 466 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,240 I'm a ryeist. 467 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:57,920 Ryeist? 468 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,760 Ryeist. 469 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,120 It's like racist, but I'm a racist. 470 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,080 But I've told this story before. 471 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,240 I struggled in college, because everybody was drinking beer. 472 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,200 I hated beer. 473 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,800 I went to wine coolers to talk about a wuss. 474 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,480 What a homo. 475 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,640 Yeah, seriously. 476 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,720 So you had like a two liter of California coolers. 477 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,560 Oh, at least. 478 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,720 Were you the dude that got on your knee and drank a Zima? 479 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,800 Don't even finish that. 480 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,760 I tried Zima. 481 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,480 No, Zima was after college. 482 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,280 No, it wasn't. 483 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,000 Not for me. 484 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,320 I tried Zima in college. 485 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,640 No. 486 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,560 No, Zima was on around one of them. 487 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,560 Either that or it was too expensive for me to try. 488 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,480 Well, I could afford it. 489 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,920 I was really rich. 490 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,600 White privilege. 491 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,760 Yeah, I was white. 492 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,480 I white privileged my way all through college. 493 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,280 Put your white card. 494 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,320 Anyway, my point is, then I stumbled on Captain Morgan. 495 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,200 Oh my god, that burp was toxic. 496 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,080 It was like rye bread. 497 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:44,960 I know. 498 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,680 I could have caught that burp on fire. 499 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,600 Yeah. 500 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600 Well, because it's rye. 501 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,200 So you're saying that 108 proof was worse than your 120 proof. 502 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:52,600 Oh, hold on. 503 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,200 This rye is 108 proof? 504 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,480 Correct. 505 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,360 Pour me another one. 506 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,200 No. 507 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,000 No, I haven't given up on this yet. 508 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,480 I have. 509 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:06,440 So anyway, the Bone Snapper Rye Whiskey. 510 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,440 It's an MGP rye. 511 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,480 I don't even know what that means. 512 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,320 Standard stock. 513 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,960 It's where a lot of folks get it. 514 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,280 And it's a- 515 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,280 MGP? 516 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:15,760 What is that? 517 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,200 It is a- 518 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:17,960 What does it stand for? 519 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,560 It's distilled in what, like- 520 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,560 Indiana, I believe. 521 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,440 Indiana. 522 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,080 It's kind of like, if you, it's a stock. 523 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,200 It's a basic, core- 524 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,240 I want to know what it stands for. 525 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,800 It's an acronym, and it means what? 526 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,840 It means MGP. 527 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,080 No, it's on the horizon. 528 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,520 Well, it's a specific granary. 529 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,240 MGP is a specific granary. 530 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,240 OK. 531 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,200 So what is it? 532 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,280 Well, although first driven to prominence 533 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:51,520 because of the proliferation of brands using MPG's stock of 90%- 534 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,880 MGP. 535 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,080 What did I say? 536 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,160 MPG. 537 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,760 MGP. 538 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,200 It still doesn't say, what does MGP mean? 539 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,200 Go down- 540 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,240 MGP of Indiana is a distillery in Lawrenceburg. 541 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,320 Midwest Grain Products. 542 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,200 So it's basically, you're using, they're saying, all right, 543 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,920 how do you make bourbon? 544 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,960 And they said the MGP products, the Midwest Grain Products, 545 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,120 say, hey, these are the grains that you need to put in it. 546 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,720 The ratios range from here. 547 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,440 So you can have- 548 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,280 They distill it, though. 549 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,760 Well, they still need that. 550 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,760 Well, I know, but- 551 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,320 But MGP distills different ratios, 552 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,480 and then people buy the clear shit, and they age it. 553 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,280 Yeah. 554 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,080 And blend it. 555 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,400 So they buy the basic core stuff. 556 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,480 It's kind of like buying a specific type of water. 557 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,760 It's the clear shit, right? 558 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:44,040 And then they take it, and they blend it, or they age it. 559 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:48,560 OK, so they're short-circuiting their process. 560 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,160 Right. 561 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,400 Instead of having their own vats where they have sour mash, 562 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,880 and they're fermenting, and they're doing their own thing. 563 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,960 If we were to start a whiskey company, 564 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,400 we would buy MGP product that's already distilled, 565 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,960 and we would just buy the barrels and age it. 566 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,160 You have to have a wheat field. 567 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,520 You have to have all this shit. 568 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,160 No. 569 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,120 Well, you could buy the grain from places, 570 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,240 but you have to mash it. 571 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,160 In terms of the process, you're not short-circuiting that much. 572 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,600 In terms of the entire process, aging in the barrels 573 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,840 is like years and years and years. 574 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,600 But you have to get the mash. 575 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,280 You have to distill it. 576 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,120 You have to. 577 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,120 So the MGPs did it. 578 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,360 Yeah, but that's the whole point. 579 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,280 That's the whole point of making your own bourbon, 580 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:40,880 is to get your own mash built and making amazing ingredients. 581 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,080 Like bullet bourbon? 582 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,480 Yeah. 583 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,240 They did not distill anything until recently. 584 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,240 So for years and years and years, bullet. 585 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,400 They just bought MB, MGP. 586 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,400 I don't think it was MGP, but they bought it from, I think, 587 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,000 Four Roses. 588 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,640 Really? 589 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,480 So they bought their, yes. 590 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,480 That's kind of shitty, too. 591 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,840 And then they would take it. 592 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:01,840 Yeah, it is. 593 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,400 Dude, it's all about playing the game. 594 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,720 Yeah, you know what? 595 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,560 That's just wanting to get your. 596 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,680 That's like selling water. 597 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,680 Right. 598 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,000 Somebody else's water. 599 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,720 Yeah, who the fuck's going to know? 600 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,080 Ah, it's Lane, though. 601 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,040 So did you know that Bullet didn't distill their shit? 602 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:19,520 No. 603 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,360 And it's a big brand. 604 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:20,680 I did not. 605 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,360 I don't like it. 606 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,240 And it's a big brand. 607 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,200 That crawls all over me. 608 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,400 I mean, to me, this is like an artist type of thing. 609 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,440 Like, when you're going to make your own this, 610 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,480 it doesn't matter if it's bourbon or vodka or rum or this. 611 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:36,000 These are the producers of the colors for an artist's palette. 612 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,280 Yeah, that's weird. 613 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,680 So a lot of these. 614 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,320 That's weak. 615 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,000 I don't like it. 616 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,320 A lot of these bourbon makers buy their. 617 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,760 Their ingredients from somebody else. 618 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,880 Not just that, but their distilled alcohol. 619 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,840 Yeah, even worse. 620 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,320 From other people. 621 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,040 That's even worse. 622 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,960 So Heaven Hill provides a lot of it. 623 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,200 Buffalo Trays provide. 624 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,120 And we could buy that and make our own bourbon. 625 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,960 Yeah, I don't like it. 626 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,760 And say, we're going to age it here in Frisco, 627 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,840 in this temperate, in this building, 628 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,840 and we're going to have our own Cheddar bourbon. 629 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,840 We have the three major producers here in Texas. 630 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,800 And one's Iron Root. 631 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,400 Root. 632 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:13,920 Iron Root. 633 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,280 And who are the other two? 634 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,280 You have Balcones. 635 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,600 Balcones. 636 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,960 Well, then Garrison. 637 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,440 Right? 638 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:23,840 And Garrison. 639 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:24,640 That's the other one. 640 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,440 So there's the three major ones here, right? 641 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,200 No, but there's more than that. 642 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,400 Well, there's more. 643 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,800 Oh, yeah, there's definitely more. 644 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,560 Yeah. 645 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,560 There's definitely more. 646 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,040 But I think those are probably the biggest. 647 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,520 Are they? 648 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,000 OK. 649 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:37,680 That's my guess. 650 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,400 I mean, I don't know. 651 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,120 I don't know either. 652 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,240 Those are the ones I don't. 653 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,960 They're the biggest because I know of them. 654 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,240 There you go. 655 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,520 So that's the ruling factor. 656 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,440 Nicely done. 657 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:50,280 The 10 of best bourbon whiskeys from Texas. 658 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,240 Iron Wolf. 659 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,360 Well, it's Iron Root. 660 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,880 Oh, we have that one. 661 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,680 We have that one. 662 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,600 Ben Millen. 663 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,480 Yeah, we have that one. 664 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,280 We do have that one. 665 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:58,800 That was actually a really good one. 666 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,120 I bought that one, by the way. 667 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:00,880 No. 668 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,080 He bought that one. 669 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,000 You bought a different one that looks very similar. 670 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,320 But more expensive. 671 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:05,840 No. 672 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,600 No. 673 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,720 That's bullshit. 674 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,680 Really? 675 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,480 Yeah. 676 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,320 Damn it, man. 677 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,000 That's why you're only. 678 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,520 Yeah. 679 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,000 I'm only what? 680 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,600 I don't remember seeing that one. 681 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,440 Finish that thought. 682 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,080 Two and 11. 683 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,640 Iron Wolf. 684 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,680 I don't remember seeing that one. 685 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,120 Thanks for bumping it up to two. 686 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:21,760 Very nice. 687 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,560 Thanks, brother. 688 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,680 Yeah, but now you're up to 12. 689 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,640 Ah, such a lot. 690 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,040 Two out of 12 is betting what? 691 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,120 Yeah, really good. 692 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:28,880 60%. 693 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,400 60? 694 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,320 Isn't that a Meat Loaf song? 695 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:30,800 0.6. 696 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,300 80%. 697 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,680 Two out of 12. 698 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaking of, the guy who wrote his albums. 699 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,440 Two out of 12. 700 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,080 The guy who wrote his albums just died. 701 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:40,880 From Meat Loaf? 702 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,360 Yep. 703 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,280 The guy who wrote all those albums just died. 704 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,040 God, man. 705 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,960 Why do you do that? 706 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,920 Is this a calendar when you're taking the shit 707 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,040 that you rip off every day? 708 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:51,560 Like. 709 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,040 I do. 710 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,560 I want to. 711 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,560 Useless factors. 712 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,960 You're like, wow, today's a great day. 713 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,760 Let me look at the death calendar. 714 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,280 Why do you do that? 715 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,640 Because I know you like it. 716 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,360 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. 717 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,080 I'm not happy that the guy that wrote all the songs for Meat 718 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,920 Loaf is dead. 719 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,320 Well, hold on. 720 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,120 Thank you for sharing that. 721 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,500 Well, let's back up to Meat Loaf. 722 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,640 So Meat Loaf's songs. 723 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,040 I mean, first of all, he was in that movie, 724 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,760 the controversial movie with. 725 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,680 Rocky Horror Picture Show. 726 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,200 Correct. 727 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,360 Meat Loaf was? 728 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,480 Yeah, he was the lead singer. 729 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,400 He's an interesting folk. 730 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,320 He was. 731 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320 He's not dead, though. 732 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,040 No, he's alive. 733 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,440 He's not dead. 734 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,160 But he's had a lot of hits, obviously. 735 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:33,880 Yes. 736 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,120 But the guy who wrote all his music and produced it is dead. 737 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,520 He's from Dallas, Texas. 738 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,600 He's lost a lot of weight. 739 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,080 I know he's from Dallas, Texas. 740 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:48,320 Anyway, his music is very theatrical, I think. 741 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,360 Yeah, absolutely. 742 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,360 Somebody else wrote all his music. 743 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,040 Yeah, typically. 744 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,600 Literally all of it? 745 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,360 Yeah. 746 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,840 God, that's crazy. 747 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,720 Yeah, the guy who wrote. 748 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,880 Who wrote Bat Out of Hell? 749 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,760 So write that. 750 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,880 So who wrote Bat Out of Hell? 751 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,240 Isn't that amazing, though, that these massive, massive musical. 752 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,000 Jim Steinman. 753 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,720 Jim Steinman. 754 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,000 So successful musical artists. 755 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,320 Massive, right? 756 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,000 Didn't write any of their own stuff. 757 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,880 They're all supported by somebody else. 758 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,040 That's just shocking to me. 759 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,080 Look at Jim Steinman. 760 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,200 He kind of looks like. 761 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,760 He's a rocker in his own right. 762 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,920 He looks like Iron Maiden Danny Dickinson a little bit. 763 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,120 Ooh, that's a bad picture. 764 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,280 God, look at that picture where he's dressed in. 765 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,640 That's not very appealing at all. 766 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,400 So anyway, but he's. 767 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,320 Yeah. 768 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,720 Hello? 769 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,960 Hey, what's up, baby? 770 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,840 How you doing? 771 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,000 Sup, baby? 772 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,640 What's up? 773 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640 But I won't do that. 774 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,760 So what are you wearing? 775 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,920 I'm not taking a phone call. 776 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,040 That's the Meat Loaf song. 777 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,400 Can we move on to Meat Loaf, who doesn't 778 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,320 write any of his own stuff? 779 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,160 I think Paul is shocked. 780 00:22:59,160 --> 00:22:59,680 I am? 781 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,440 You know what? 782 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,920 I'm actually not. 783 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,880 It just makes it crystal clear to me 784 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:12,640 how many people ride to the top of success. 785 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,680 They ride on the coattails of other people. 786 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680 Yes, 100%. 787 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,120 And then take all the glory. 788 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,520 Exactly, and all the money. 789 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,320 Kind of politicians. 790 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,360 And all the money, too. 791 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,160 No, I bet Jim Steinman got paid well. 792 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,840 And that's a little, I don't know. 793 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,480 I don't know. 794 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,000 I don't know. 795 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,920 I hope he did. 796 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:32,960 Because the goal is to get writing credit on these songs. 797 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,040 Yes, I get that. 798 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,120 To get paid. 799 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,200 So I guarantee Jim Steinman got paid well. 800 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,920 Because he wrote everything. 801 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,400 Now, I'm sure Meat Loaf helped in some of them. 802 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,080 But I think I saw that Bat Out of Hell 803 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,000 was based off a musical that Jim Steinman wrote. 804 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,960 I don't know. 805 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,240 I just hope when these guys make it massive. 806 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,400 It was developed from a musical, Neverland, 807 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,240 a futuristic rock version of Peter Pan. 808 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,400 I haven't listened closely enough to that album 809 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,840 to really pick that up. 810 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,040 So I just hope that when these guys make it huge, 811 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,680 they take care of the people that got them there. 812 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,760 They won't. 813 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,520 And you know what? 814 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,280 It's all ego. 815 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,360 And most of the time, I think they don't. 816 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,320 And most of the time, I think they don't. 817 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,160 Look at Billy Joel. 818 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,800 Billy Joel wrote his own shit. 819 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,440 Pardon? 820 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,720 He wrote his own shit. 821 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,760 Yeah, but he had people that helped him 822 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,280 for the whole trip, like the drummers, 823 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,760 the session players that worked at the band. 824 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,880 He didn't give a fuck about his band. 825 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,320 How do you know that? 826 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,640 Well, one of his band members killed himself 827 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,120 because he was kicked out of the band. 828 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,160 And well, not necessarily kicked out of the band, 829 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,400 but he was discontinued. 830 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,920 Well, there's probably a good reason for that. 831 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,440 No? 832 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,800 No. 833 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,320 No? 834 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,040 I don't think there was. 835 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:48,560 No? 836 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,400 It just probably had to do with convenience 837 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,960 and everything else. 838 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,560 There's a- 839 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,000 You guys know that for a fact? 840 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,520 Yes. 841 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,280 There's a documentary. 842 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,120 Because that is very controversial. 843 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,880 There's a documentary out there. 844 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,240 It's inflammatory, but it's not controversial. 845 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,400 There's a documentary out there that I watched. 846 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,720 I showed Sean, you need to watch it as well. 847 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,920 It has a lot of Billy Joel's band members in there 848 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,000 talking about all of that. 849 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,640 Billy Joel's a dick. 850 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,360 And he comes across as quite busy. 851 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,080 That's upsetting, because I love his music. 852 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,280 I do too, man. 853 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,000 And by the way, he writes it all. 854 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,560 Like, he is a full-blown- 855 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,400 But here's the thing. 856 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,440 Billy Joel got taken advantage in his early years. 857 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:25,960 Yes. 858 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,800 Taken advantage grossly. 859 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,920 And he was at a point, he was like, fuck everyone. 860 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,480 Everyone. 861 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:36,560 And basically, he fired everyone and says, I keep all of it. 862 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,080 Yep. 863 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,080 And he did. 864 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,600 And he did. 865 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,600 And to the point where all of the band members that 866 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:46,920 helped him get those albums, he just wrote them off. 867 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,240 Just like, discontinued. 868 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,680 Who were with him for years and years and years. 869 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:51,840 10, 15, more than that. 870 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,040 Decade, yeah. 871 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:53,880 That's bullshit. 872 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,240 He cut them out and then they hired Session. 873 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,200 They didn't have a job. 874 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,320 They didn't have any money. 875 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,040 And they killed themselves. 876 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,800 Not all of them. 877 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,120 I think one of them could get dead. 878 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,560 All of them. 879 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,120 All of them killed themselves. 880 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:06,920 It was like- 881 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,760 It was one, I believe. 882 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,400 It was like the thing in Africa. 883 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,800 Mass euthanization. 884 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,160 Jonetown. 885 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,160 That was not Africa. 886 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,080 Trink the Kool-Aid. 887 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:15,880 It was in Africa. 888 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,240 No, it was not Africa. 889 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,040 Jonetown? 890 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,400 No. 891 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,160 That's Toto. 892 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:19,800 Yes, it was. 893 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,200 No, it was not. 894 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,320 I thought it was in Africa. 895 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,640 No, it was in Ghana. 896 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,600 That's Africa. 897 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,840 No, it's not Africa. 898 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,520 Ghana. 899 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,240 Ria. 900 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,160 What are you saying? 901 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,440 It's in Ria. 902 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,520 Ghana. 903 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,680 Where was Jonetown? 904 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,640 Ria. 905 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,240 Ghana, Ria. 906 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,920 You guys are so clever. 907 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,480 It was in Africa, you idiot. 908 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,600 That's where Ghana is. 909 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,920 No, it was not. 910 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,800 Where was Jonetown? 911 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,720 Jonetown. 912 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,120 It was not in Africa. 913 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,600 You know what? 914 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,880 We're going from Billy Joel to Jonetown, and that's my fault. 915 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,640 But we're going to go. 916 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,480 Yeah. 917 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,760 Oh, is that Africa? 918 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,680 No. 919 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,200 Guana? 920 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,440 No, it isn't. 921 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,360 It's a South Africa, you dad son of a bitch. 922 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,520 That's South America. 923 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,400 But it's on a tangent to Africa. 924 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,880 That is not a tangent. 925 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,960 Yeah, it's South America. 926 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,560 A tangent is in a circle. 927 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,760 Holy shit. 928 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,000 I never knew that. 929 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,880 I thought it was Ghana. 930 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,680 It's not Ghana. 931 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,760 It's Guyana. 932 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,000 It's not Goyana. 933 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,560 It's Guyana. 934 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,240 You're an idiot. 935 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,320 Like I said, it's Guyana. 936 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,720 Dude, I always thought that was Africa. 937 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,000 No, negative. 938 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,400 This is shit. 939 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,080 I've been educated tonight. 940 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,040 And duodenum. 941 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,000 That's another word you learned. 942 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,120 And duodenum and perniculum. 943 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:36,080 So the Northeastern continent of Africa 944 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,000 is the country of Guyana. 945 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,040 No, South America. 946 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,880 It's South America. 947 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,280 What did I say? 948 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,000 South America? 949 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,120 You said Africa. 950 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,800 I meant to say South America. 951 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,480 It's not in Africa. 952 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:52,120 It's right next to Suriname and probably Venezuela. 953 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,480 Mexico? 954 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,880 Is it Venezuela on the west? 955 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,000 Or is that Colombia? 956 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,920 Can you zoom out on that map? 957 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,600 Mexico. 958 00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,360 Venezuela. 959 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,160 It's Venezuela. 960 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,600 And south of that is Brazil. 961 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,600 Brazil's a huge, beautiful place. 962 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,600 It's massive. 963 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,360 And somewhere in there is Hitler's grave. 964 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,360 Oh, god. 965 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,080 That's not true. 966 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,880 He killed himself. 967 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,240 It said Mato Grosso. 968 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,280 He killed himself in Germany, dude. 969 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,160 Well, there is a tribe of German folk 970 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,400 that lives somewhere in the Alps of Brazil. 971 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,120 Alps? 972 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,000 It said Goyas. 973 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,800 All right, I don't believe that. 974 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,600 What? 975 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,640 Actually, no, that's true. 976 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,520 There were a number of Nazi sympathizers or Nazi 977 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:39,480 involvers that went to Brazil. 978 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:46,640 They paid the country of Brazil to be able to hide out there. 979 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,520 And the government protects them. 980 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,920 It has protected them for the last 70 years. 981 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,560 Well, they're all dead now. 982 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,440 Well, not all of them. 983 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,560 Their children are there. 984 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,560 Well, the children aren't the perpetrators. 985 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,480 Got to kill them all. 986 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,320 Yeah, but the reparations, right? 987 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,520 They took. 988 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,040 There are treasures. 989 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,200 Oh, they brought the artifacts? 990 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,040 There are treasures that were art. 991 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,800 But the treasures are doing them no good, 992 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,120 because they live in a jungle in a hut. 993 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,880 Why have a treasure if you're living in a jungle in a hut? 994 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,080 But I've got $80 million worth of gold right here. 995 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,160 No, no. 996 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,680 How do you know it's not a nice 2,200- 997 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,680 It's not. 998 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,880 They're in the frickin' Amazon. 999 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,840 How do you know that? 1000 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,360 With anacondas. 1001 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,280 How do you know that? 1002 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,800 And banana spiders. 1003 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,840 Banana spiders? 1004 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,040 It's a banana spider. 1005 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,240 No shit. 1006 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,760 Mr. Producer, I want to see a picture of a banana spider. 1007 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,640 I think you're full of shit. 1008 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,320 There's no such thing as a banana spider. 1009 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,480 I think there is. 1010 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,440 And it scares me, awfully. 1011 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,440 Why? 1012 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,120 I've got your banana spider right here. 1013 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:47,600 There you go. 1014 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,080 There it is, banana spider. 1015 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,640 Oh, it looks like a banana. 1016 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,520 Look at that. 1017 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,080 Yes, it does. 1018 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,520 It's yellow and black. 1019 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,600 That looks like the bananas downstairs. 1020 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,680 It does look like the bananas downstairs. 1021 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,200 The ones that he's going to make banana bread out of. 1022 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,320 Those are the spiders that hang out in the trees. 1023 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,280 Black and yellow. 1024 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,440 That is a banana spider, if I've ever seen one. 1025 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,440 Actually, have you seen the coconut spiders? 1026 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,800 We have coconut spiders, too. 1027 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,280 Shut up. 1028 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,800 There's no coconut spiders. 1029 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,040 He's got huge balls. 1030 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,640 Those are the ones that- 1031 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,120 That what? 1032 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,280 Look like a coconut? 1033 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,160 No, they're- 1034 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,600 You look like a coconut. 1035 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,800 Coconut spider. 1036 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,160 Those banana spiders look very aggressive. 1037 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,440 Look at that thing right there in the middle of the tree. 1038 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:25,920 What does that mean? 1039 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,640 Down there. 1040 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,080 It doesn't look like anything. 1041 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,400 What the fuck is that? 1042 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,440 Have I just seen that, dude? 1043 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,520 That's a coconut spider? 1044 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,520 That looks like a- 1045 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,400 Coconut spider from Indonesia. 1046 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:34,920 Look at that. 1047 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,880 That looks like a crab. 1048 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,360 Apparently, that's where I was born. 1049 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,960 That looks like a crab. 1050 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,880 That can't be real. 1051 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,800 That's creepy. 1052 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,240 Is that a spider? 1053 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:42,760 I don't know. 1054 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,080 That thing is- 1055 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,160 Massive. 1056 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,400 OK, well, let's move on. 1057 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,520 Massive, like larger than a cat. 1058 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,120 Yeah. 1059 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:56,160 So this is the arachnophobia segment of our podcast. 1060 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,560 I'm not afraid of spiders. 1061 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,560 Actually, I was today. 1062 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,680 Freaked me out. 1063 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,560 And it was a daddy longleg. 1064 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,720 Oh, those are the most- 1065 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,840 Actually, what did they say? 1066 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,840 They say they're crazy deadly, but their teeth 1067 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,080 are not big enough to bite you so they can't- 1068 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,120 Deadly longlegs? 1069 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,120 Yes. 1070 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,040 That's what I heard. 1071 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:15,560 There was- 1072 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,000 They're highly venomous, highly venomous, 1073 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,080 but they don't have a mouth big enough to bite you. 1074 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,160 They can't cut you. 1075 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,520 That's what I have heard. 1076 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,240 So the- 1077 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,800 They smell if you smash them or rip their legs off. 1078 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,520 Wow. 1079 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,560 There's an aroma. 1080 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,640 Hold on. 1081 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,520 If you rip their legs off. 1082 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,640 So is this something you do? 1083 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,480 Can you look up to see if they're venomous or not, 1084 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:34,720 please? 1085 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,480 Well, no, because we had a shitload of those 1086 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,840 in Cincinnati, and you'd pick them up, 1087 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,960 and they'd flail around, and you'd rip the leg off. 1088 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,600 But it always emitted this stench. 1089 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,440 Our daddy longlegs venomous. 1090 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,800 A smell. 1091 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:44,840 There it is. 1092 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,360 There it is right there. 1093 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,200 Here we go. 1094 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:47,880 This is a legend. 1095 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,600 There's a legend that daddy longleg spiders 1096 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,840 are the most potent venom of any spider, 1097 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,800 but their fangs are either too small or too weak 1098 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,160 to puncture human skin. 1099 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,880 The same legend is also repeated of the Harvest Man 1100 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,480 and the Crane, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1101 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,560 So what's the answer? 1102 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,280 Keep going. 1103 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,920 It's called an un-gate. 1104 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,360 Daddy longlegs myth, the famous myth. 1105 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,440 So it's a myth. 1106 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,520 It's a myth. 1107 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,680 Well, the longlegs venom is one of the most toxic kinds 1108 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,480 in the world, and that it could be fatal to humans or animals. 1109 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,000 And we think, yeah, so it says. 1110 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,960 So it's false. 1111 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,240 Everything I just told you guys was false. 1112 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,880 Well, hold on. 1113 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,880 Is it or is it or not? 1114 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,120 Because I don't know. 1115 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,320 What are we clicking on here? 1116 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,240 It just said, foal kids are venomous predators, 1117 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,200 and they never naturally bite people. 1118 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,640 Their fangs are similar in structure 1119 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,200 to those of brown ray clues, which are bad. 1120 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,120 Brown recluse. 1121 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,360 Brown ray clues. 1122 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,440 Not ray clues. 1123 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,080 It's recluse. 1124 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,640 It's ray clues. 1125 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,600 Well, it depends where you're going with it. 1126 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,840 You are not a rock. 1127 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,720 If you're an alabama, you're not a recluse. 1128 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,800 No, it's a recluse. 1129 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,400 OK, first off. 1130 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,640 If you were like, and the rest of the planet's recluse. 1131 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,560 He's not an arachnologist or whatever it is. 1132 00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,320 Remember that movie? 1133 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,520 It's an erection. 1134 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,720 So we get an erection. 1135 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,280 An erectionologist. 1136 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,400 An erection. 1137 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,920 Remember that movie, Arachnophobia? 1138 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,120 Yeah, it was great. 1139 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,240 With the guy that was in Dumb and Dumber. 1140 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,200 Was Tom Hanks in that? 1141 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,800 No, Dumb and Dumber guy. 1142 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,640 Dumb and Dumber. 1143 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,640 Not Jim Carrey, the other guy. 1144 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,800 Jim Carrey? 1145 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,040 No, the other guy. 1146 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,360 There's more than one person. 1147 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,400 Who was the other Jim Carrey? 1148 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,240 Dumb and Dumber. 1149 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:20,760 Wow. 1150 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,560 Arachnophobia. 1151 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,920 I actually like that other actor. 1152 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,120 I don't know who the fuck he is. 1153 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,360 Jeff Daniels? 1154 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,400 Is that his name? 1155 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,160 You nailed it. 1156 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,680 Jeff Daniels. 1157 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,640 He's in that movie? 1158 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,000 Wasn't Danny DeVito? 1159 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,920 No, Danny John Goodman. 1160 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,800 That's close. 1161 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,320 Yeah. 1162 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,040 Danny and John Goodman. 1163 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,840 Thanks for bringing up John Goodman for no reason. 1164 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,920 What was his name in Roseanne? 1165 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,040 He was in Arachnophobia. 1166 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,080 No, he wasn't. 1167 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,560 He was the exterminator. 1168 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,240 Exterminator. 1169 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,720 I feel bad. 1170 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,600 Sorry. 1171 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,560 I apologize. 1172 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,040 Way to go. 1173 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,400 On behalf of Jeff. 1174 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,880 Jeff Goodman? 1175 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,400 Goodman. 1176 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,240 Was it Harley Jane Kozak in that? 1177 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:54,960 Yes. 1178 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,360 Oh, would you shut up? 1179 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:56,880 Wow. 1180 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,520 Look at you. 1181 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,280 That's bullshit. 1182 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,800 He's reading off the screen. 1183 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,080 Jeff Daniels is actually, I think he's a Republican. 1184 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,640 Julianne Sands was in it too, wasn't he? 1185 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,800 So was Stuart Pinkin. 1186 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,600 Oh, shut up. 1187 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,360 OK, let's move on. 1188 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,040 We got on Arachnophobia because of banana spiders, 1189 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,240 because of something else. 1190 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:15,800 Wow. 1191 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,960 Well, you said they're the most venomous. 1192 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,480 No. 1193 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,880 Creatures get long legs. 1194 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,360 Well, I was. 1195 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,040 Before that, you said banana spider. 1196 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,040 What was before that? 1197 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,600 I went somewhere today. 1198 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,440 And I had walked into a room. 1199 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,560 Rattlesnakes. 1200 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,040 I put my. 1201 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040 Black mamba. 1202 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,320 I was doing what they call an evaluation. 1203 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,240 I go in and I will evaluate a building. 1204 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,960 And I'll take measurements of the floor plan, 1205 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,480 say what type of wood there is, blah, blah, blah, paint, blah, 1206 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,080 blah, blah. 1207 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:44,580 Oak. 1208 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:45,520 I walk into this room. 1209 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,360 I put my shit down. 1210 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,320 My shit. 1211 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,480 My my folder. 1212 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,440 And I've got these measurement tools and lasers and stuff. 1213 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,840 And I feel something on my shoulder and my neck. 1214 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,680 And it kind of creeps me out. 1215 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,040 So I kind of brush up. 1216 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,680 And I feel like a spider web. 1217 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:14,600 And above me, there's probably 50 little dead long legs. 1218 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,240 How many? 1219 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,480 So it's like 50. 1220 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,480 Like a pack of daddy long legs. 1221 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,560 Yes, it was like Indiana Jones. 1222 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,640 Yes. 1223 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,800 Yeah, there were so many. 1224 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,520 Instead of tarantulas. 1225 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,280 And they were like cute little daddy long legs. 1226 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,480 But the oh my god, they're so cute. 1227 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,280 There was not a daddy long leg on my shoulder. 1228 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,480 What there was was there was it was just the web 1229 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,000 had got stuck on me. 1230 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,520 And it freaked me out so much. 1231 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,360 I have had the weebie jeebies. 1232 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,240 Weebie jeebies. 1233 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,880 It's called the heebie jeebies. 1234 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,480 I didn't realize that was. 1235 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,760 Is heebie jeebies a word? 1236 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,480 Heebie jeebies. 1237 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:50,960 Oh, it is. 1238 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,840 It's not weebie. 1239 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,120 You know what that makes me think of? 1240 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,080 I can share weebie. 1241 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,160 So we did a family vacation on whatever river that is, 1242 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,800 where you go tubing south of San Antonio. 1243 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,720 San something? 1244 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:04,640 Sanskrit. 1245 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,600 San Marcos? 1246 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,800 San Marcos. 1247 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,880 So you go tubing. 1248 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,680 Francisco. 1249 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,680 All right, so here we go. 1250 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,480 We're on the river. 1251 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,800 It's very slow moving. 1252 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,360 And then you have to pay attention 1253 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,120 to what you're doing, because sometimes you 1254 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,280 are right under trees and stuff. 1255 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,120 Or you can go into the bank and there'll be shit that might. 1256 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:21,600 Hold on. 1257 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,440 You're tubing and you can go in a bank. 1258 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,720 Yeah, because you're not paying attention. 1259 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,160 You're drinking, listening to music. 1260 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,680 I've never experienced that. 1261 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,640 And you're just, I'm always in control. 1262 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,600 Dude, how the fuck can you get in a bank tubing? 1263 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,120 I'm just telling you. 1264 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,000 You're going like 0.03 miles per hour. 1265 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Yeah, because you're backwards and you're 1266 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,200 talking to other people and you don't know. 1267 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,040 You're not paying attention. 1268 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,080 Oh, so you're exaggerating. 1269 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:40,680 No, no, no. 1270 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:41,280 You're not. 1271 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:41,920 I'm not. 1272 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,400 I'm not. 1273 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,200 You're drunk. 1274 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,960 You're drunk and you're drinking. 1275 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,760 And you're having fun and you're backwards 1276 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,200 and you're talking to other people. 1277 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:49,800 I just think it's you, Paul. 1278 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,680 Anyway, so check this. 1279 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,840 This is you. 1280 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,400 It is me. 1281 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,320 Not just me. 1282 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,240 So my father-in-law, my father-in-law is in his own. 1283 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,120 And he's got the cooler on a tube. 1284 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,360 The cooler's on inside of a tube that's 1285 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,640 designed for the cooler behind him. 1286 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,760 And he's rowing with oars, like a kayak. 1287 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,000 And then he just stops paying attention. 1288 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,640 He goes under a big branch. 1289 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,320 Nest of scorpions. 1290 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,720 In the river. 1291 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:29,320 And there is a massive, like a big spiderweb-looking thing. 1292 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,120 And so I'm watching. 1293 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,960 I'm probably about maybe 30 feet away. 1294 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,160 And he goes under the branch. 1295 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,480 And he starts freaking out. 1296 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,200 He starts freaking out. 1297 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,560 And this guy's a Marine, right? 1298 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,800 He's a Vietnam vet Marine. 1299 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,200 And he's like, oh my god. 1300 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,080 All right, so he goes into the branch. 1301 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,600 He goes into this nest thing. 1302 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,160 And there are some sort of black spiders or black beetles 1303 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,960 that fall out of this thing. 1304 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,720 And there's hundreds of them. 1305 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:03,480 Hundreds of them or thousands of them that fall on him. 1306 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,400 And then. 1307 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,720 There's got to be hundreds. 1308 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,280 Millions. 1309 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:07,880 Dude. 1310 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,360 Did he just like dump in the water? 1311 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,920 Well, he started like. 1312 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,000 Did he scream like a girl? 1313 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,600 No. 1314 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,280 No, he didn't. 1315 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,440 I got to give him credit. 1316 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,800 I would have totally thrown myself off the. 1317 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,640 Yeah, I can see that. 1318 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,320 Yeah, thanks. 1319 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:21,840 Thanks. 1320 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,080 I could hear the girl. 1321 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:23,580 Yeah. 1322 00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:24,080 Eek. 1323 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,240 Oh my god. 1324 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:25,740 Eek. 1325 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,240 Eek. 1326 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:31,760 But he started just kind of brushing stuff off his chest, 1327 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,920 off the tube. 1328 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,720 So there's a downpour of beetles. 1329 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,760 It was the most panicked I've ever seen him, right? 1330 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,520 Ever. 1331 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,040 And I was like, what the hell? 1332 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,120 And by the time I. 1333 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,920 Because I started paddling over there, right? 1334 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,400 And I was like, what the hell? 1335 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,000 And he was like, dude. 1336 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,480 Dude. 1337 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:50,980 Dude. 1338 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,120 Let's do a shot. 1339 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,400 Yeah, seriously. 1340 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,360 Oh, I was just like, wow. 1341 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,040 I would have dove in the water. 1342 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,200 I totally would have bailed on the tube. 1343 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,240 I totally would have bailed. 1344 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,440 Because you could have caught up to it. 1345 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,200 I would have been like, screw this. 1346 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,040 Oh, hell. 1347 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,600 I've got flesh eating beetles on me. 1348 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,360 Yes. 1349 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,280 I mean, in the water. 1350 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:07,760 100%. 1351 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,560 Just like the mummy. 1352 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,200 100%. 1353 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,320 I'm gone. 1354 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:10,920 I'm gone. 1355 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,960 I'm sorry. 1356 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,560 Anyway, I give him credit. 1357 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,600 And he hops out, and he's like in six inches of water. 1358 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,600 He's like, kuh. 1359 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600 They're still on him. 1360 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,000 It's a very anti-plamatic story. 1361 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,800 God, it was awful, though. 1362 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,440 It was awful to hear him talk about it. 1363 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,440 Yeah, there's some crazy bugs out there, man. 1364 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,920 Crazy, crazy bugs. 1365 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,560 Funny stuff. 1366 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,040 And stinky, evidently. 1367 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,920 I've never heard a story about somebody ripping off 1368 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,880 the legs of a daddy long leg. 1369 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,960 Well, it wasn't necessarily ripping them off. 1370 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,120 No, that's what you said. 1371 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,480 Well, I did say that. 1372 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,360 But I once hit there. 1373 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,520 Like a fucking psychopath. 1374 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,680 Yeah. 1375 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,760 But you pick them up, and the legs fall off easily. 1376 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,520 Just saying. 1377 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,600 And sometimes you just smash them with your foot. 1378 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,280 But they smell. 1379 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,440 There's a smell. 1380 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,920 They emit an odor. 1381 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,120 Maybe it was the rubber on the bottom of your shoes. 1382 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,440 No, it was a specific insectoid aroma. 1383 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,560 Why would you be so close to it that you smelled it? 1384 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,320 You don't have to be close to it. 1385 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,120 I didn't go, I didn't stick my finger in my ass 1386 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,360 and smell it kind of thing. 1387 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,160 OK, well, that would be the smell of your ass, 1388 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:16,960 not the spider. 1389 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,160 But still, next time you have a daddy long leg, 1390 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,840 rip a leg off and smell it. 1391 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,120 No, I'm not doing that. 1392 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:24,960 That's inhumane. 1393 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,960 Because it still twitches. 1394 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,760 It's a hard pass. 1395 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,880 And just like. 1396 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,200 That's inhumane. 1397 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,360 Have you ever seen a daddy long leg leg? 1398 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,520 A dad long leg leg? 1399 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,120 It twitches. 1400 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,840 That falls off, and it's got that little twitch. 1401 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,480 No, and it stinks. 1402 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,240 It stinks. 1403 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,800 Oh, that's the worst. 1404 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,480 Yeah. 1405 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:42,960 Really? 1406 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,800 I know that smell. 1407 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,840 It smells like campers. 1408 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,680 That's so stupid. 1409 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,360 What the hell? 1410 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,640 A daddy long leg leg does not smell. 1411 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,440 You always doubt me in my words. 1412 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,480 You're doubting me in my daddy long leg aroma. 1413 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,800 Dude, fucking Google daddy long leg smell. 1414 00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,440 Don't. 1415 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,320 We do this every time. 1416 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:01,840 We go. 1417 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,280 And I'm always proven correct. 1418 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,560 No, we look up crazy shit. 1419 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,640 We don't need to do that right now. 1420 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,320 All right. 1421 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,640 Can we get back on track? 1422 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,120 What's the first topic of the night? 1423 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:11,560 Now, you know what? 1424 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,880 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1425 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,040 So here's what's going on. 1426 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,680 We got together this past week. 1427 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,160 Hold on. 1428 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,240 Daddy long leg's smell, they're killed. 1429 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:25,240 The daddy long leg spider smells so bad when they're squashed. 1430 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:25,960 No, why? 1431 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,600 Why do daddy long leg spiders smell so bad 1432 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,880 when they're squashed? 1433 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,720 You know what? 1434 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:35,520 I got to say, you are what, 141 for 141? 1435 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,360 Yes. 1436 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:41,040 No, he's the only one batting 1,000% in this podcast. 1437 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:41,920 Oh, bullshit. 1438 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,080 Yeah. 1439 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,480 Sean, you're at 11%. 1440 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:50,440 And I'm at about, I think about 42%. 1441 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,680 I like your bourbon. 1442 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,360 1%. 1443 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,520 You know, although we all missed tonight. 1444 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,320 What a dick. 1445 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,520 Why would you bring that up? 1446 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,800 He brings that up because he likes fire. 1447 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,080 Kind of like our fire experience this weekend. 1448 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,800 So not cool. 1449 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,520 Nice segue. 1450 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,760 You're going to say something profound. 1451 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,880 We're going to get back on track with topics or something. 1452 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,120 Yeah, we're going to talk about our fire pit this weekend 1453 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,840 and how we like to cut up shit and stuff. 1454 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:18,800 I'll tell you what, I had a very relaxing Saturday night. 1455 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,120 Well, first of all, two weekends in a row, is it? 1456 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:21,880 No. 1457 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,320 No, well, there was a gap in between. 1458 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:25,760 But you know what? 1459 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,480 Anytime you sit around a fire, fire is always mesmerizing. 1460 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,680 You sit there and watch. 1461 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,320 And to feed the fire, you have to have, of course, 1462 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,280 something flammable. 1463 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,000 Who? 1464 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:34,520 Huh? 1465 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,040 Huh? 1466 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,600 Fuel. 1467 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,680 Fuel. 1468 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,120 In what form? 1469 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,240 In a wood form. 1470 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,520 A bundle of sticks. 1471 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,680 Isn't that what I said? 1472 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,080 No, we're not going there. 1473 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,040 But I said that. 1474 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,280 You did, technically. 1475 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:50,720 You did? 1476 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,120 Anyway, let's go. 1477 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,600 So on the side of my house, the side of my driveway, 1478 00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:02,720 I had a compilation of lots of different flammable wood-based 1479 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,480 materials. 1480 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,160 Did you have a fucking couple of pallets that were ripped up? 1481 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:06,760 Some plastics. 1482 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,120 Some plastics and some OSB. 1483 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:08,880 No, there were no. 1484 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,880 Well, yeah, there were plastics. 1485 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,040 So we were burning stuff. 1486 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,000 We burned everything. 1487 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:15,920 I have nothing good left to burn. 1488 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,800 And that's what happens. 1489 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,600 We have been. 1490 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:24,760 We have conducted so many little bonfires here in Texas. 1491 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,440 I would classify them as bonfires. 1492 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,000 I would. 1493 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:28,720 Shit. 1494 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,480 I mean, it got up to about seven feet. 1495 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,360 Maybe not necessarily. 1496 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,480 They get very large. 1497 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,680 Not here, but just in general. 1498 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,920 Between the three of us, with all of our experiences 1499 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:43,920 at these outings, the fires, they've got huge. 1500 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,440 Yeah. 1501 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,000 What have we got? 1502 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,720 Does this smell good? 1503 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,360 And they're toasty. 1504 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,160 It smells really good. 1505 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,520 What are we drinking? 1506 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,880 Oh, this smells like. 1507 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,360 This is the replacement. 1508 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,440 So we got a misters small batch Kentucky straight bourbon 1509 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,360 whiskey. 1510 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,240 And it's a batch number. 1511 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:02,800 It smells a little very nice. 1512 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,800 It smells really good. 1513 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,960 Yeah, I like it. 1514 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,440 All right. 1515 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,760 So just make sure we know that it's sweeter. 1516 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,640 Mixters. 1517 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,720 Mixters. 1518 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:13,160 It's probably got to be about a small bar. 1519 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,920 I smell I smell apples in that. 1520 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,800 That's good, man. 1521 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,920 Anyway, we got we got derailed. 1522 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,680 Yeah, we did. 1523 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,240 Let's get back. 1524 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,640 It's forty five point seven. 1525 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,400 So so it's not even worth 90. 1526 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,600 Whatever that point for. 1527 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,480 Oh, it's under 100. 1528 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,520 It's not even worth drinking. 1529 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,520 Bitch spit it out. 1530 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,560 Go back to your fire. 1531 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,720 We're talking about we're talking about burning fires 1532 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:35,480 at your house. 1533 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,960 So great in the backyard. 1534 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,560 You have your little fire pit going or what do they 1535 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,560 call those things? 1536 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,400 Fire pits. 1537 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,680 Our pitch is that what else they call them? 1538 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,240 Fire pits. 1539 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,120 Fire pitch. 1540 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:45,800 All right, whatever. 1541 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,120 That's what I've always called them. 1542 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,840 So those metal contraptions that you 1543 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,000 put in your yard to burn fire or your driveway. 1544 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,960 Yeah, it's a fire pit. 1545 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,800 It's a fire pit. 1546 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,840 Yeah, I agree. 1547 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,400 So I they're they're very enjoyable. 1548 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,800 They're very relaxing. 1549 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,160 And it's a good way to purge all the extra trash. 1550 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,880 Because look, let's be honest. 1551 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:12,760 When we are burning things at 10 o'clock at night, 1552 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,680 eight o'clock at night, and you're kind of like looking 1553 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,720 for materials to burn, you're like, oh my god, 1554 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,080 we ran out of wood. 1555 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,560 Oh, we have a bunch of styrofoam. 1556 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,560 Oh my god, we got this. 1557 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,240 Let's burn this. 1558 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,720 Let's burn this piece of cardboard. 1559 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,680 Let's let's burn this. 1560 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,600 Cardboard's fine. 1561 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,200 Let's burn this part of the chair. 1562 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,600 Let's burn this piece of wood sitting here. 1563 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:31,480 Don't get crazy. 1564 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,000 We don't burn styrofoam. 1565 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,880 I just got three new TVs for Christmas. 1566 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,800 All that styrofoam needs to be burnt. 1567 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,000 Oh my god. 1568 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,440 I don't burn styrofoam. 1569 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,160 I don't. 1570 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,840 That was just happened to be one year where we. 1571 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,480 Sean did. 1572 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,760 We you insensitive mother nature prick. 1573 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,360 Dude, it was bad. 1574 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,440 It was you can't do that bad. 1575 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,320 It was Vos like. 1576 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,960 Yeah, it was possible. 1577 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,720 There was Vos like smoke. 1578 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:01,520 It was thick and I don't do that. 1579 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,800 Corrosive. 1580 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,000 I don't do that. 1581 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,480 I do natural burning. 1582 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,760 Well, this was natural. 1583 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,560 No, styrofoam is not natural burning. 1584 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,400 It burned. 1585 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,320 Yeah, it burns. 1586 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,400 Oh, it'll burn. 1587 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,480 Anything will burn. 1588 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,720 But I tell you what, I put I put the clip 1589 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,360 in of my Sego Palm. 1590 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,840 Your Sego. 1591 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,320 Sego. 1592 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,160 OK, first off. 1593 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,960 OK, first off, remember, remember Snowmageddon? 1594 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,880 Did it kill your tree? 1595 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:36,000 Yeah, two trees, two trees, six bushes, and my Sego Palm. 1596 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,880 What was that called? 1597 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,160 Storm? 1598 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,520 Yuri. 1599 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,520 When you're on Yuri. 1600 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:40,880 Yuri. 1601 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,320 Yuri. 1602 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,120 Yes, right. 1603 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,720 I had a mound. 1604 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,960 Cat 16. 1605 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,640 Yeah, I had a mound of shit on my driveway. 1606 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,440 And then I heard I was going to try to pile it all up 1607 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,040 and take it to the dump twice. 1608 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:57,000 And then I heard that there was a fire at the dump. 1609 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:57,720 There was. 1610 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,360 Yes, and it was shut down. 1611 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,800 So I was like, well, fuck it. 1612 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,880 I'm going to do a burn. 1613 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,080 I'm doing a burn because I got to get rid of this shit. 1614 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,840 It's piled up on my driveway. 1615 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:12,640 So I burned for four straight hours, one bush after another, 1616 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,560 cutting up all the branches and taking all the Sego, 1617 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,680 Sego leaves. 1618 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,800 And it was every time I put the Sego leaves on the fire. 1619 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,880 It was just ash everywhere. 1620 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:28,080 Oh, it burnt quickly and smoked like a motherfucker. 1621 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,840 Smoked like crazy. 1622 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,400 And I was so worried about my neighbor, 1623 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,760 because I don't want to be a dick. 1624 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,520 I mean, if they're outside being like, hey, 1625 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,840 let's play in the pool. 1626 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,920 Now I'm breathing this. 1627 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,440 Yeah, I get real. 1628 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,680 Let's go inside. 1629 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,880 What the hell is happening? 1630 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,240 Their pool water is now black. 1631 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,680 Yeah, totally, totally. 1632 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,160 I shortened the lives of my neighbors, right? 1633 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,640 But they were not out there, so it was not a big deal. 1634 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,520 I think they were out of town or something. 1635 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,880 But anyway, so I burned. 1636 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,760 I burned for four hours straight. 1637 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,640 And then you guys came over. 1638 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,280 And then I burned all the stuff. 1639 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,280 Then I burned all the stuff that was way prior to Snowmageddon. 1640 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:08,280 Then we were very, very smartly, after about 10 beers each, 1641 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,760 we were using power tools. 1642 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,320 Yeah, well, I had a circular saw. 1643 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,360 We were cutting up the pieces. 1644 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,280 Very odd-shaped pieces of wood. 1645 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,400 They weren't odd-shaped. 1646 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,040 Yes, they were. 1647 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,400 You're like, eh, eh, eh, eh. 1648 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,400 Oh, come on. 1649 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,920 OK, it's funny you say that. 1650 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:21,880 It wasn't odd-shaped. 1651 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,200 It was wherever the circular saw took me. 1652 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,320 Into my fingers. 1653 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,800 Right. 1654 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,760 No, I have all my fingers, because I did check. 1655 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,200 Well, I was the one who owned the wood. 1656 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,640 I checked multiple times. 1657 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,640 But wherever the circular saw went is what we cut. 1658 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,880 And it was great. 1659 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,640 Yeah. 1660 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,200 What do you think, Sean? 1661 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,000 Was that a good night? 1662 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,800 Were we cut up all the wood with the circular saw? 1663 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:48,160 I was frankly concerned that you were going to kill Jeff, 1664 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,000 or at least dis-finger him. 1665 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,160 Well, I lost control of it a couple times. 1666 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,000 I'm not going to lie. 1667 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,840 Well, it got to the point where you're like, I, you know. 1668 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,560 Here's the most disturbing part. 1669 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,120 You were like, guys, I cut my table. 1670 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,520 Yes. 1671 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,120 I cut my table. 1672 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:11,200 And the fact that he didn't cut his table, I was kind of like, 1673 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,840 well, you have no idea what the fuck you're doing over there. 1674 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,560 Do you think you actually cut your table 1675 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,640 and you didn't cut your table? 1676 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,080 Your faculty is way off. 1677 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,520 He's talking about my little black and decker saw horse. 1678 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,280 Which is cute. 1679 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,800 It's a cute little saw horse. 1680 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,520 If we saw our boys doing this, we'd 1681 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,040 have been like, no, no, no, no, no. 1682 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,960 Let me do it. 1683 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,360 So first of all, my wife came out. 1684 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,520 Remember that? 1685 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,160 She was like, OK. 1686 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:39,080 First off, she was like, we have neighbors. 1687 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:39,480 Right? 1688 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,360 We're like running. 1689 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,440 You're using power saws at like 1 AM. 1690 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:42,960 Oh my god. 1691 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,800 It was so loud. 1692 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,040 Oh, Jeff, it was so loud. 1693 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,800 Even for me, I was like, man, my hearing aids 1694 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,200 are ringing right now. 1695 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,720 It was so loud. 1696 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:54,360 And I was like cutting up these boards and stuff 1697 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,040 and these particle board. 1698 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:56,640 Hell yeah. 1699 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,120 Oh, that was so loud. 1700 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,000 It was midnight. 1701 00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,960 What a call. 1702 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:00,960 It was so bad. 1703 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:01,720 It was so bad. 1704 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:04,640 But it was, you know, we were enjoying the fire. 1705 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,280 That's what booze does too. 1706 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,680 No, that's what fire plate, fire pits do. 1707 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,320 True. 1708 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,080 And we burn. 1709 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,040 We burn some good stuff. 1710 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,160 We burned a lot of stuff that night. 1711 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,400 We melted a lot of bottles. 1712 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,960 We melted some beer cans, some beer bottles. 1713 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,600 That's the life, man. 1714 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,200 It's the best. 1715 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,520 I'm sure we inhaled some sales. 1716 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,600 So when I said I was going to do another burn, 1717 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,160 not the next weekend, but the weekend after, 1718 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,400 I set up the saw horse. 1719 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,160 I set up the circular saw. 1720 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,360 I had it all ready to go. 1721 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,440 And Shelly was like, no. 1722 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:36,960 Really? 1723 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,080 You're going to do that again. 1724 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,040 You're going to get drunk. 1725 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,000 It was fun. 1726 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,200 And this is what she said. 1727 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,560 She goes, can you please cut up all the wood 1728 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,680 before you start drinking? 1729 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,200 Everyone, besides you and me, everyone was nervous 1730 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,320 with the saw. 1731 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,560 I know, but it was fine. 1732 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,120 It was 100% fine. 1733 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:53,640 Come on. 1734 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,320 Was it? 1735 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,720 Oh, I'd blown up so many fireworks and explosives, 1736 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,200 being way drunker than that. 1737 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,040 I easily could have lost fingers. 1738 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,440 No, you could not. 1739 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,640 OK, first off, I wouldn't let that happen. 1740 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,280 I would. 1741 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,880 All of a sudden it grabs. 1742 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,360 No, I would cut off my own leg before you 1743 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,240 had anything damaged at all. 1744 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:13,720 Yeah, we had a good time. 1745 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,640 It was good. 1746 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,280 It was fun. 1747 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,720 And what are you doing? 1748 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,840 Get off your phone. 1749 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,520 Here's the problem. 1750 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,160 I use the word Voslek. 1751 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,720 It's not a word. 1752 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,600 And it is a word. 1753 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,120 Yeah, but you've been on your phone the entire time 1754 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,920 I've been talking about this cool topic. 1755 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,360 Well, I want to find that word. 1756 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,840 You're not going to find it. 1757 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,040 No, it is a word. 1758 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:37,760 Voselik. 1759 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,440 Well, we'll look for it after. 1760 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,080 After. 1761 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,120 Not during. 1762 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,040 This is where we go. 1763 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,040 Or let him do it. 1764 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,360 The downfall of society is we are obsessed with our phones. 1765 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,040 Correct. 1766 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,880 And that just happened for you. 1767 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,240 I was yearning for more education. 1768 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,560 He was yearning for validation. 1769 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,080 You were yearning for more education? 1770 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:58,960 I wanted to fuck it. 1771 00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,760 Well, not education. 1772 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,400 Validation. 1773 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,240 Thank you. 1774 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,920 Validation. 1775 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,840 Yeah, because Jeff always gets it. 1776 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,160 Perniculum. 1777 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,440 142. 1778 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,240 What? 1779 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,880 Sean's like, I want to get up to at least seven. 1780 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,160 Oh, 142. 1781 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,800 He's 142, 442? 1782 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,760 You remembered that number? 1783 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,560 What the hell? 1784 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,720 I remember some things, yeah. 1785 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,800 God, I was like, what number are you talking about? 1786 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,320 But going back to the Burns, I've had some at my house. 1787 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,240 That's crazy. 1788 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,000 I've had some at my house. 1789 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:29,800 Burns? 1790 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,800 But yes. 1791 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,080 Yes, you're talking about Burns. 1792 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,080 At your house, they're called Burns. 1793 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,640 No, at his house, they're called house fires. 1794 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,920 Well, earth scorching. 1795 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,600 Yes. 1796 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,200 God. 1797 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:41,720 I believe you. 1798 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,080 Christmas trees and everything. 1799 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,120 I believe you torched an entire recliner, right? 1800 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:46,960 You did not. 1801 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,800 I did. 1802 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,360 You lit a recliner on fire? 1803 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,040 So I wasn't there. 1804 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:54,800 Let me build this up. 1805 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,320 Thanks for the invite. 1806 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,160 Let me build this up. 1807 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,560 So I don't think I was there either. 1808 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:03,480 I had a fire pit. 1809 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,520 In fact, I had the current one I have now. 1810 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,480 And I had some 2 by 4s that were put. 1811 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:15,160 I created a grid over the fire pit. 1812 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,120 So that you could put a recliner on it. 1813 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:17,720 I did. 1814 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:18,800 That fucker went up. 1815 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,400 Oh my god. 1816 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,280 What a nightmare. 1817 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,440 Man, if I was in that chair. 1818 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,880 How high did it go? 1819 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,960 Well, I mean, it's all relative. 1820 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,560 Do you have a video? 1821 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,920 We have lots of videos. 1822 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,880 I don't know if it's necessary from that particular one. 1823 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,880 Well, we've caught fire to everything in my house, 1824 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,400 basically. 1825 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,280 Anything that the wife wouldn't get mad at, we burned. 1826 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,600 What about the chiminea? 1827 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,720 That thing was, so first of all, if you 1828 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,720 don't know what a chiminea is, because I don't even 1829 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:50,520 know what one is. 1830 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,000 It's a clay thing. 1831 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:53,920 It's something you buy. 1832 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,720 It's Hispanic, Mexican, whatever. 1833 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,960 And you put like wood in it. 1834 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,200 It's supposed to keep you warm. 1835 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,360 It's got to hold the top of it. 1836 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,760 It's basically a super large vase. 1837 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,840 Well, it's got a spout. 1838 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,760 It's got a spout. 1839 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,560 It's a super large vase with a hole in the front and the top. 1840 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,480 So you put the wood in there from the front. 1841 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,000 So that the smoke goes somewhere else. 1842 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,640 And the smoke goes out the top. 1843 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:19,400 I had an extra large one in the backyard that was, 1844 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:23,240 we just kept loading with wood, kept loading with more wood. 1845 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:27,000 And then when we couldn't fit more wood, no, it did not melt. 1846 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,840 We started shoving shit down the top of it. 1847 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,240 What the hell? 1848 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:37,160 And there was, it sounded like a jet fucking engine. 1849 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,400 So it didn't melt? 1850 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,240 It didn't melt. 1851 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,160 It's clay. 1852 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,120 That thing. 1853 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,000 I was waiting for you to tell me that you put the whole thing 1854 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:44,840 on the other thing. 1855 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,520 Shot a, it literally had a. 1856 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,640 Tornado fire. 1857 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:55,200 A plume that went well over 15 feet up in the air. 1858 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:55,760 Really? 1859 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,000 And this thing only stands like four foot tall. 1860 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,120 Put it this way. 1861 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,960 This is before we were hanging out. 1862 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,480 My son came home and go, Dad, you 1863 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,240 should have been there for this. 1864 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,920 But he was explaining to me what happened. 1865 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,800 He's like, dude, it was so bad. 1866 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,000 It was surreal. 1867 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,320 So you filled it with jet fuel and that thing went up. 1868 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,120 Man, just everything we had around the house. 1869 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,400 What does that mean? 1870 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,920 Well, rubber tires? 1871 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,680 No, no, no. 1872 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,440 We didn't put anything like that in there. 1873 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,680 It was mostly wood. 1874 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,360 It was all wood, actually. 1875 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,280 There may have been some paper, but mostly it was just wood. 1876 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,320 You just stuffed shit down in the top. 1877 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,320 Man, and then on top of that, there was some sort of. 1878 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,960 You know, those are the rocking chairs 1879 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,600 that you find in front of Cracker Barrel 1880 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,120 that they sell for $1,000. 1881 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:44,960 There was one that. 1882 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,600 That's worth like 20 bucks. 1883 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,040 Yeah, I had one sitting on my pad and we burnt that. 1884 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,560 We just set it on top of the Chimneya. 1885 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,680 Why? 1886 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,920 Because what was wrong with it? 1887 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:55,440 Why not? 1888 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,720 Absolutely nothing. 1889 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,080 There was nothing wrong with the chair. 1890 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:58,920 You just burned it. 1891 00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,440 Oh. 1892 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,120 It was wood. 1893 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,520 They needed fuel. 1894 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:02,040 Yeah. 1895 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,960 You burned outdoor furniture for no reason. 1896 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,160 Well, the wife was complaining that we 1897 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,600 needed to get new furniture. 1898 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,320 OK, well, there you go. 1899 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:13,520 That's what I need to hear. 1900 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,440 Otherwise, it makes no sense. 1901 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,680 What I heard out of that was the power of suggestion. 1902 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,320 I was like. 1903 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,160 You need to get rid of what we currently have. 1904 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,160 OK, let's burn it. 1905 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,920 Yeah, we're going to burn it. 1906 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:24,440 Correct. 1907 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,240 Let's not give it away. 1908 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:25,760 Let's burn it. 1909 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,760 Look, let's be honest. 1910 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,760 It's fun to burn shit. 1911 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,040 It is so fun. 1912 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,240 As long as it's controlled and you're under control, it's good. 1913 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:37,680 And the biggest thing, the number one thing is never, 1914 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:45,720 and I repeat, never burn one of these things when it's daytime. 1915 00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:46,560 Daytime. 1916 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,040 Daytime. 1917 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,600 Because it has to be at night. 1918 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,240 The cover of darkness is better. 1919 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,160 Well, the smoke. 1920 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:58,720 The smoke, because when you're rummaging through your garage 1921 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:02,240 to find shit to burn, I mean, you're pulling out everything. 1922 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,480 You're pulling out work gloves. 1923 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,800 You're pulling out coolers. 1924 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,200 There's nothing green about this conversation. 1925 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,600 Well, gloves are leather. 1926 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:15,960 Fuck, we're throwing in like aluminum beer cans. 1927 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,960 And those things are like melting down. 1928 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,680 Yeah, but they're not that toxic. 1929 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:24,520 Well, the thing is, you start cutting up like plywood and OSB, 1930 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,680 which is bad. 1931 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,040 Yeah, that smokes. 1932 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,920 That smokes bad. 1933 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,120 Kind of like what you were burning. 1934 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,160 Yeah, you were burning that. 1935 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:31,760 I did. 1936 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:32,960 Yeah, you should have burnt that. 1937 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:37,080 And the next morning when I had the big thing of ash in my fire 1938 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,320 pit, there were flakes. 1939 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:44,080 No, there were white flecks of white that never did anything. 1940 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,200 That never burned. 1941 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,480 It just fell off the wood and didn't burn. 1942 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,040 Oh, that was your baseboard. 1943 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,120 Those are the cinders. 1944 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,680 No, but they didn't burn. 1945 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,640 They never burned. 1946 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,680 All those flakes? 1947 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,720 Off of the baseboard. 1948 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,600 There was white flecks everywhere. 1949 00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,640 That's unbelievable. 1950 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:00,280 It didn't burn. 1951 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,560 So the paint did not burn. 1952 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,800 No. 1953 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,720 It just fell off. 1954 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,560 It just fell off. 1955 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,760 Burned off the paint. 1956 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,640 So the paint existed and the board disappeared. 1957 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,400 That's exactly right. 1958 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,520 To a mound of ash. 1959 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,600 That's crazy, man. 1960 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,080 Pyromaniac person. 1961 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,440 Let's talk about pyromaniacs. 1962 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,800 A person suffering from pyromania. 1963 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,200 And what does pyromania mean? 1964 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,800 An obsession with burning shit. 1965 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,640 I believe in school. 1966 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,520 You don't control disorder in which individuals are 1967 00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:30,920 repeatedly failing to resist impulses. 1968 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,840 Someone who rummages throughout their house looking for shit 1969 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,040 to burn. 1970 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,720 That's a pyromaniac. 1971 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,320 That's just a maniac. 1972 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,160 That's true. 1973 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,440 And we're all maniacs. 1974 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:41,960 You know what? 1975 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:42,760 Let's face it. 1976 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,400 Fire's awesome. 1977 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:44,920 It is. 1978 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,760 Fire is fun. 1979 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,160 We burn shit we shouldn't burn. 1980 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,720 And yes, we're going to get the wrath of the green psychos 1981 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,200 out there. 1982 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:51,960 But you know what? 1983 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,320 We have gone on where we had huge bonfires. 1984 00:58:54,320 --> 00:59:00,200 And some of these participants that some of these bonfires, 1985 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,040 for example, we went out to a paintball excursion. 1986 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,200 And we would have a large bonfire. 1987 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,800 And some individuals showed up. 1988 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,120 We wanted to show great detail. 1989 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,240 Great detail. 1990 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,800 But I believe some of it got cut. 1991 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,640 No, not enough. 1992 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:18,120 But the point is that when you're burning shit, 1993 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:22,560 we came across some glow sticks. 1994 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:26,160 And you throw a glow stick on a fire that has not been popped 1995 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:30,600 yet, those things have a vessel inside that's pressurized. 1996 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,760 And when you throw those in the fire, they explode. 1997 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,360 And it is like an M80. 1998 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,800 Again, that was covered in great detail. 1999 00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,120 I don't know which one's been cut, though. 2000 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,600 No, none of it was cut. 2001 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:44,920 I listened to it. 2002 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,840 I cut probably 20 minutes of that. 2003 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,560 There's still a half hour of it. 2004 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,640 It was the longest story in history. 2005 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,600 It's a good story. 2006 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,560 It was a good story. 2007 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,040 It was a good story. 2008 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:56,960 It was a good story. 2009 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,240 Anyway, fires are great. 2010 00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,760 So let's move on. 2011 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,840 Well, going back to the bonfire, I know you're an Aggie. 2012 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,320 And I know we kind of touched on it. 2013 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:09,240 The bonfire that was down there, that was didn't end well. 2014 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,240 No, not for 10, 12 people. 2015 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:18,400 That was 100 years of history, of tradition. 2016 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:19,720 And it was tragic. 2017 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,520 12. 2018 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:24,000 And the irony is, everything about A&M is 12th man, 2019 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,880 12th this, 12th that. 2020 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,560 12 Aggies died. 2021 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,960 How crazy is that? 2022 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,200 Well, I think it's also the manner. 2023 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,880 They were inside this thing. 2024 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,280 And these are like telephone pole size trees. 2025 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,760 I mean, they're like full trees. 2026 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,720 They weren't inside. 2027 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,240 You can't get inside the bonfire. 2028 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:43,280 Well, they're on it. 2029 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,400 They're on it, yes. 2030 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,520 So then the thing clasped. 2031 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,600 So here's what they do. 2032 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,960 First off, they put a center pole, a gigantic center pole. 2033 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:54,000 And then they start wiring logs to it. 2034 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:54,520 OK? 2035 01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,400 Look at that pile. 2036 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,520 Yes. 2037 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,560 So at the very base, there it is. 2038 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,000 At the very base, the biggest logs, the biggest logs 2039 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,560 are wired to the center pole. 2040 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,960 And then each log extending from there 2041 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:09,560 are wired to each other. 2042 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,800 And then when they have the lower space, 2043 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,120 they start working on the next space, right? 2044 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:15,680 The next platform. 2045 01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:19,880 And then they wire the smaller logs all wired together 2046 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,120 to the center pole all wired together. 2047 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,160 And then they move on, move on, move on. 2048 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,880 So it's like a big wedding cake. 2049 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,680 Dude, it's a big wedding cake. 2050 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:33,200 And it's thousands of pounds of gigantic logs. 2051 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:33,920 Logs. 2052 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:34,400 OK. 2053 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,360 So that's one tooth. 2054 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,000 That's probably four stories high. 2055 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:37,880 Four stories high. 2056 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,520 And it's no slouch. 2057 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,080 And they did take it seriously, right? 2058 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:47,640 When you were to be on the stack, 2059 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:52,400 you had to have a certain level of understanding, 2060 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,320 a certain level of experience. 2061 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,320 Red pots, they were called red pots. 2062 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,480 If you were a red pot, you could. 2063 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,560 Experience in what? 2064 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,880 Bonfire building? 2065 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:06,720 Yes, from what was handed down to you from previous years. 2066 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,720 Yeah, but these are. 2067 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,200 I know. 2068 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,240 But they're still college students. 2069 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,120 They're Corps members, mainly. 2070 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,280 Fraternity Corps members. 2071 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,520 Well, the power of suggestion doesn't qualify them. 2072 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,720 I understand that. 2073 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,520 But I will tell you, I will tell you 2074 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,840 that they did not adhere to that safety standard very, very 2075 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,240 clearly because my brother wanted to come out and help 2076 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,160 with that. 2077 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,600 And in two seconds, he was at the top of the stack. 2078 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,720 And nobody was asking him what pot he had. 2079 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,240 Nobody was asking anything. 2080 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,200 All right, so it wasn't really supervised 2081 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,640 from an adult perspective. 2082 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,800 I mean, when I say it was supposed to, though, right? 2083 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,960 Yeah, but when I say adult, I mean, honestly, 2084 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,800 even if you're red pots and you're a senior, 2085 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,080 you're 22 years old, you're still a child, right? 2086 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,200 I mean, from our perspective, right? 2087 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,840 And so it was not supervised by engineers. 2088 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,800 It was not supervised by adults, like true adults 2089 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,080 to have experience. 2090 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:09,720 Anyway, so what happened was they built this thing 2091 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,440 unbalanced. 2092 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,400 They built it unbalanced, meaning 2093 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:18,280 it wasn't completely centered around the center pole. 2094 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,040 And the center pole holds the whole thing together. 2095 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,320 And the center pole snapped. 2096 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:28,280 And when the center pole snapped, the entire stack fell. 2097 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,880 And when it did, everybody that was on the stack 2098 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,080 got consumed by the falling logs. 2099 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,280 Because they fell in it. 2100 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,480 Well, they fell in it. 2101 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,520 They fell around it. 2102 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,120 It fell on them. 2103 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:40,920 It was awful. 2104 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,400 Basically having a 1,000 pound log fall on you. 2105 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,040 Fall on you. 2106 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,640 Fall in between you. 2107 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,960 And then 10 of them fall on you after that. 2108 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:49,720 Correct. 2109 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:53,960 And so 12 Aggies perished. 2110 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,080 12 Aggies died. 2111 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:59,560 So this picture here says 60 hours before the collapse. 2112 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:03,040 See, so can you see at the very top 2113 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:07,840 how the center pole is not centered on that top tier? 2114 01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,920 See that? 2115 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,400 It's not in the middle. 2116 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:17,040 So the entire thing, the entire center pole was not balanced. 2117 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,160 Everything is to the left. 2118 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,000 You see that? 2119 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:20,840 Do you guys see that? 2120 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,040 Yep. 2121 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,320 There's more of it on the left. 2122 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,600 Way more on the left than was on the right. 2123 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,360 So the whole thing was unbalanced. 2124 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,720 And it created a strain on the center pole. 2125 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,600 And it cracked. 2126 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,120 And when it did, the whole thing went down. 2127 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,680 Yeah. 2128 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:37,280 It's unfortunate. 2129 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,560 That happened in 99. 2130 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:39,160 I know. 2131 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,520 So that's 22 years ago. 2132 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,920 I know. 2133 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,040 22 years. 2134 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:44,760 I know. 2135 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,240 And 100-year-old tradition was extinguished 2136 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,400 with the lives of these 12 Aggies. 2137 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,480 Should it be? 2138 01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,280 As an Aggie? 2139 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,280 You know what? 2140 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,560 I'm going to say no. 2141 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560 I'm going to say no. 2142 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,880 You think it should go on? 2143 01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:57,840 I think it should have. 2144 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,280 And it's gone now. 2145 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,000 You think it should be that big? 2146 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,120 Well, maybe they ought to do it privately. 2147 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,080 So privately came into play. 2148 01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,720 So there were Aggies that had land around A&M. 2149 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,960 And they said, we can continue to do this. 2150 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:16,800 We don't have to do it on campus land. 2151 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,920 If you knew how much tradition went into building it. 2152 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,120 So all the wood that goes into the building of the stack 2153 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,600 is cut by underclassmen. 2154 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,920 Where at? 2155 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,800 Lands around A&M. 2156 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,920 So when we were freshmen, we were living in the dorm. 2157 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,520 And they were, it's time for cut. 2158 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:40,280 Get your pots. 2159 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:41,280 I have a pot. 2160 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:41,800 I have a pot. 2161 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,440 I went on cut. 2162 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,760 They call it cut. 2163 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,320 So they gather all the underclassmen 2164 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,440 and the older, the upperclassmen, 2165 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:51,840 God the younger classmen. 2166 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,520 And we all go out to cut. 2167 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,960 And it's early in the morning, we all pile into cars 2168 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:56,480 and trucks. 2169 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,440 And we go out to this land. 2170 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,960 And we clear land. 2171 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,800 We cut the wood down. 2172 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,640 Everything is done by. 2173 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:05,920 Did you have to pay for that? 2174 01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:06,640 No. 2175 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:10,200 So these trees were on this land. 2176 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,760 Completely donated by Aggies. 2177 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,880 So these people just have ranches and ranches 2178 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,240 with a bunch of trees on them. 2179 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:17,960 Correct. 2180 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,560 They said, come get whatever you want. 2181 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:20,840 And it was a huge tradition. 2182 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:22,320 And then it was cut, cut. 2183 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,400 And they were banging on your doors, 2184 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,240 it's time for cutting. 2185 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,480 They had axe handles. 2186 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:29,000 And a pot, an orange pot or a red pot 2187 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,160 would be banging on the door saying, it's time for cut. 2188 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,680 Time for cut. 2189 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,040 And we would all pile out. 2190 01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:35,120 And we'd all go out there. 2191 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,000 And we would cut the wood. 2192 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000 When you say pot, what the fuck are you talking about? 2193 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,360 A pot. 2194 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,360 It's a military. 2195 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,120 It's actually a World War II helmet that was painted. 2196 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,400 And I had a pot. 2197 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,360 And every single dorm that contributed on campus 2198 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:53,440 to the cut, they all have their own pots, 2199 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:56,640 which is a military, you know, the military surplus. 2200 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,280 Yeah, I know what a military helmet is. 2201 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:58,840 Yeah, yeah. 2202 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,560 And so we had World War II helmets. 2203 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:06,280 And you spray paint them to be your dorm. 2204 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,840 And so everybody, like the whole campus 2205 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,440 participates in this. 2206 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,600 It's a big tradition. 2207 01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:14,640 Oh, not anymore. 2208 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,560 Not anymore. 2209 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,520 It's gone. 2210 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,000 100 years of tradition gone. 2211 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,520 Do you think it would have been a good, what 2212 01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,880 do you want to call it, tribute to the folks that 2213 01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:27,040 died to continue it? 2214 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:32,240 I do know that the parents of the kids that died 2215 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,360 said the last thing they would have wanted 2216 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,720 is to end the tradition. 2217 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,840 That's going to be the president and chancellor 2218 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,320 and shit that ended it there, right? 2219 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,840 Yeah, exactly right. 2220 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,360 The people that didn't want to deal with the liability of students 2221 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,160 being at risk. 2222 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,640 I'm sure they paid out a pretty penny. 2223 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,440 Huge, I guarantee it. 2224 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,600 And I can understand that. 2225 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,840 I do too. 2226 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,160 But it's unfortunate because it's not for fucking them. 2227 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,880 It's for the fucking students. 2228 01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:59,720 So what is the good work around? 2229 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,880 The other is, I walked away and got a P. 2230 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,120 What about the private sector? 2231 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,000 Well, make it smaller. 2232 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,240 It doesn't have to be that big. 2233 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:08,920 Make it smaller. 2234 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,280 That wasn't that big. 2235 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,000 Yes, it was. 2236 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,600 Well, I mean, if you don't think so, it was huge. 2237 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:16,560 It was four stories high. 2238 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,160 When they burned it, it was massive. 2239 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,160 Four stories. 2240 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:23,880 Those were like full trees on the bottom. 2241 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:28,200 So everything from cutting it to building it to burning it. 2242 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,360 So that was the massive pep rally 2243 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,000 that Texas A&M had against Texas. 2244 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,280 Texas, yes. 2245 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,680 And they put the outhouse on top. 2246 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,040 And we did everything around. 2247 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:44,120 I mean, going to bonfire was the thing. 2248 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,600 It was the biggest event of Aggie life. 2249 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,680 And then we went out there. 2250 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,000 And yes, we'd been drinking. 2251 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,240 We'd be arm in arm. 2252 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,360 And we're doing the bonfire. 2253 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:55,880 And we're swaying. 2254 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:56,760 How fantastic. 2255 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,560 Probably hot as shit. 2256 01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,600 It was fantastic. 2257 01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,360 Was it hot? 2258 01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,400 It was extremely hot. 2259 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,280 Were there naked guys? 2260 01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,600 No naked guys. 2261 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:05,720 Nude women? 2262 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:06,560 No nude women. 2263 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,520 Butt luge? 2264 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,160 No butt luge. 2265 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:08,920 No butt lugeing? 2266 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:11,080 No butt lugeing. 2267 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:14,240 It's a tragedy all the way around, 2268 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:18,160 from losing the 12 Aggies to it being something 2269 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,400 that doesn't happen anymore. 2270 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,600 I feel bad for the Aggies of today. 2271 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:28,800 So is it coincidence, the 12th man and 12 Aggies? 2272 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,320 I'm telling you, it's crazy. 2273 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:32,360 What are the odds, right? 2274 01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,200 Yeah. 2275 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:37,960 And what's crazy is a number of them died right away. 2276 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,520 And then a number of them work. 2277 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,760 And the 12 guys that were on there, 2278 01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,640 how many really needed to be on there? 2279 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,160 Why were they on there? 2280 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:47,200 Well, because they were directing. 2281 01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:47,800 Were they? 2282 01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,040 Yeah, they were bringing logs up. 2283 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:50,400 But your brother climbed up there. 2284 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,120 No, well, yeah. 2285 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,640 But that was much earlier in the process. 2286 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,560 But there could have been others up there like that. 2287 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,040 Maybe. 2288 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:56,360 Maybe. 2289 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:56,840 I don't know. 2290 01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,240 Honestly, I don't know. 2291 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,920 But they were directing, bringing up the logs, 2292 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,080 and wiring them in. 2293 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,600 I mean, it's a process. 2294 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:04,840 I mean, it wasn't. 2295 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,520 There was no slouch process. 2296 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,400 It took quite a while to build this thing. 2297 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,240 It was the real deal. 2298 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,640 It was the real deal. 2299 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,600 I thought that there were architecture professors 2300 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,320 that kind of oversaw it. 2301 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,560 Yes, I believe so. 2302 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,400 And then even after the fact, they said, OK, 2303 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:23,840 let's continue the tradition and have engineering firms 2304 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,240 be in control. 2305 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,320 Nobody wants to sign off on that. 2306 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:29,960 And then the university said no. 2307 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,480 Engineering firms were like, we'll accept the liability. 2308 01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,280 We'll guide the students. 2309 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:36,320 We'll build this. 2310 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,640 We'll do this. 2311 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,840 But the university said no, no, no, no. 2312 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,160 Non-Aggies, by the way. 2313 01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:45,160 All those fucking people were probably non-Aggies. 2314 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:49,360 I'm surprised the private sector hasn't picked it up. 2315 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:50,920 Well, OK. 2316 01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:54,440 OK, so they started doing unofficial bonfires 2317 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,240 off campus. 2318 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,160 I thought so. 2319 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,960 Yes, they did. 2320 01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,320 And they were not as big. 2321 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:02,560 And they just didn't have process that. 2322 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,280 Well, it wasn't on campus. 2323 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:07,120 So it wasn't as easy to get to. 2324 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,840 You had to get in your car and go drive it. 2325 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,200 But here's the thing. 2326 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,080 And it wasn't the spirit of the whole thing. 2327 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,080 Like, the whole thing was you're underclassmen. 2328 01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:16,280 You go cut. 2329 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,320 And then you do this. 2330 01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,200 And then you do that. 2331 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:18,720 You go cut? 2332 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,600 What? 2333 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,840 Well, yeah, you were gone. 2334 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:21,960 Yeah, you were shitting with that conversation. 2335 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,040 Yeah, the freshmen were. 2336 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:23,680 I was gone. 2337 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,040 I know. 2338 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:24,560 Hold on. 2339 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,600 So the freshmen were asked to go to cut. 2340 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,000 They call it cut. 2341 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,520 So the freshmen were piled into trucks. 2342 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,080 And they went out with their pots. 2343 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:34,600 And everybody had to wear a pot. 2344 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,760 You couldn't be out there if you didn't wear a pot. 2345 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,400 They were parked in the middle. 2346 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,940 So they circled out along the street. 2347 01:11:39,940 --> 01:11:42,880 So they dragged people into their tubs and newmias. 2348 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:46,600 And they wereoricou'd tundinuvarnies around the campus. 2349 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,680 They accepted 몇 Baba outdoor ramps. 2350 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,400 They were allowed to bear in there. 2351 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:51,720 But they were road safety. 2352 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,400 And then we cut down the trees. 2353 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,440 I was part of it. 2354 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,120 I did it too. 2355 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:58,800 We cut down the trees that contributed to the bonfire. 2356 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,640 Where does you go to cut these trees down? 2357 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:05,000 We went to a donated land from Aggies 2358 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,600 around the university. 2359 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,200 I don't know what to tell you. 2360 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,800 I don't know how far they went out for the big ones. 2361 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:10,640 I don't know. 2362 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,720 But anyway, but my point is the entire campus got involved. 2363 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:18,160 Well, it's extinguished now. 2364 01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:19,000 Yeah, it's done. 2365 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,000 It's been 22 years since it's been going. 2366 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,320 So it's done. 2367 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,420 But they should bring it back. 2368 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,240 I think it's too late. 2369 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,060 In some form. 2370 01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:27,900 It's too late. 2371 01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:28,740 Too late. 2372 01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:29,560 And not to mention Texas. 2373 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,400 We don't even play Texas anymore. 2374 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,560 Yeah, that tradition's gone. 2375 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,800 Yeah, so it's an undue. 2376 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,960 There's been too many generations. 2377 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:39,200 I mean, there could be a kid that was born in 99, 2378 01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:43,760 like my kid, who has a kid, 2379 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,280 who would not even know about it. 2380 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,280 So the tradition's dead. 2381 01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:53,160 Outside of Paul, and people our age, 2382 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,280 and you know, younger, obviously a little bit younger, 2383 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:58,880 but the new students, I'm sure they're aware of it, 2384 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:00,280 but they're just like, yeah, whatever, man. 2385 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:01,520 Give me my cell phone. 2386 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,920 Yeah, we don't even play Texas anymore. 2387 01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:04,840 Yeah, that's another thing. 2388 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:05,680 I mean, what the fuck? 2389 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,200 We've played them for what, 10 years? 2390 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,560 Yeah, they're done. 2391 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:09,400 It's over. 2392 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,320 We're in the SEC, and they're in the Big 12, 2393 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,160 and it's over. 2394 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,720 I mean, it could move to, we're playing Alabama now. 2395 01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,720 I can't believe that they couldn't work out 2396 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,940 a pre-conference schedule 2397 01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:22,700 to where they play each other every year, 2398 01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:25,320 just for the sake of Texas fans. 2399 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,680 I think it was ego. 2400 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,240 I mean, what is up with that? 2401 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,080 I think it's ego. 2402 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:30,840 Why could not Texas, and you know, 2403 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:32,180 well, no, it's more than that, 2404 01:13:32,180 --> 01:13:34,760 because these two teams are always powerhouses, 2405 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,240 and they play each other, and they don't want, 2406 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:39,080 neither one of them wanna take a loss. 2407 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,000 Wants to take a loss. 2408 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,080 They don't wanna take a loss 2409 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:44,480 before the bullshit national rankings. 2410 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,480 That's why you see a lot of these teams. 2411 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:47,680 I'm not saying. That's why. 2412 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,160 That's 100% why, and how selfish is that? 2413 01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,640 I'm not saying all of the big schools do this, 2414 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:57,080 but a lot of the big schools will have cakewalks games 2415 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:57,920 before conference one. Of course. 2416 01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:01,760 A&M and Texas both pad their pre-conference schedule 2417 01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,240 with bullshit teams. 2418 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:08,240 Sam Houston and Prairie View, A&M. 2419 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:10,640 I mean, the bullshit. 2420 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,120 I mean, even Alabama does it. 2421 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:12,960 Yes, bullshit. 2422 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,120 Actually, the entire SEC does it. 2423 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:16,760 No one is gonna take the chance 2424 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:19,680 of a loss in pre-conference, period. 2425 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:20,800 All the schools do it. 2426 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:21,640 All of them. 2427 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,800 There are exceptions, where you'll see 2428 01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:26,840 an Oklahoma-Ohio State game. 2429 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:27,760 Right. 2430 01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,760 First game of the year. 2431 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:31,880 They're out there, but they're not very many. 2432 01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,920 And you know why? 2433 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,520 Because all of them won a shot at the national championship 2434 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,240 because of the money. 2435 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,920 Well, it's all about the money. 2436 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,400 Money, money, money. 2437 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:43,800 And then more than money, more is prestige, right? 2438 01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:48,280 Look how Alabama gets the top recruits every single year. 2439 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:49,120 Do they? 2440 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:49,960 Absolutely. 2441 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,880 They're not ranked at the top. 2442 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:52,720 Alabama? 2443 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,560 They're in the top five. 2444 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,380 Doesn't matter. 2445 01:14:54,380 --> 01:14:55,220 But they're not the highest. 2446 01:14:55,220 --> 01:14:56,240 They get the highest recruits every year 2447 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,600 because that is their chance, best chance, 2448 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:00,440 to get to the NFL. 2449 01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:02,800 I agree, but you have schools 2450 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:07,800 like Ohio State, you have Michigan, you have Alabama, 2451 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,640 you have Texas, you have Texas A&M. 2452 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:11,480 Right. 2453 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:12,880 And they're always in the top 10. 2454 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,640 Alabama's never number one. 2455 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,840 They may have been number one. 2456 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,360 No, Alabama's in the top three every year. 2457 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,200 Not top three? 2458 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,040 Yeah. 2459 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:20,880 No. 2460 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:21,960 Okay, but keep going. 2461 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,160 No, but I agree. 2462 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:27,720 I think Saban has identified a specific type of player 2463 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:28,560 that he wants. 2464 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,080 Yeah, and those players make the NFL. 2465 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,200 Correct. 2466 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:34,080 And so he gets the top recruits every single year. 2467 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:35,520 You talk about Alabama still? 2468 01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:36,680 Alabama. 2469 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,800 Yeah. 2470 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,480 I think Sean's done with the Alabama talk. 2471 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:40,320 Yeah. 2472 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:41,560 No, look. 2473 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,400 We're done with college football. 2474 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,960 Well, I like Alabama. 2475 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,080 I'd like to have a college football discussion. 2476 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:48,160 Not tonight, though. 2477 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,240 Yeah, not tonight. 2478 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,760 So we talked about bonfires. 2479 01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:51,600 Okay, bonfires. 2480 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,840 What I'd like to talk about, 2481 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:53,980 I don't know how we're gonna segue this, 2482 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:56,040 Sean's a little bit better at this segue. 2483 01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:58,560 We talked about it in the past, 2484 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:03,240 about impactful deaths recently. 2485 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,560 I don't wanna go back too far. 2486 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,400 Yeah. 2487 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:06,240 Right? 2488 01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,200 10, 15, 20 years maybe. 2489 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:11,480 I tell you what, are you talking about musicians? 2490 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,040 Musicians, celebrities, just people. 2491 01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:15,080 Basically anybody in the- 2492 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:17,000 Politicians, whoever. 2493 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:17,840 So here's the thing. 2494 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:18,680 The course of your life. 2495 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:23,320 I'm okay with going as far back as it is an impact to us. 2496 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,000 Can I throw that out there? 2497 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:25,840 All right. 2498 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,160 All right, so let's go. 2499 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:28,600 So what is- 2500 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,920 I'll tell you what, one of the first things, 2501 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,400 it didn't really have an impact on me, 2502 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:37,280 but it is a very memorable moment. 2503 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,920 Simply because my parents were impacted, 2504 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:44,320 and I recall them, Elvis died. 2505 01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:46,000 So when Elvis died- 2506 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,520 You told me last week when we talked about this, 2507 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,760 I don't care about Elvis. 2508 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,320 Hold on, in 1931? 2509 01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:53,880 No, it was 1970, late 70s, right? 2510 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:54,720 79? 2511 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:55,560 Whatever. 2512 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,920 You remember that as a kid? 2513 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:57,760 I do. 2514 01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:58,600 I remember my parents were- 2515 01:16:58,600 --> 01:16:59,440 Do you really? 2516 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,280 100%. 2517 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:01,120 Talking about it. 2518 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,640 And so it didn't impact me that Elvis died, 2519 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,280 it impacted my parents that impacted me. 2520 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,120 Wow. 2521 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:08,960 That Elvis died. 2522 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,800 So both of you remember the moment- 2523 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,600 Oh dude, I remember the concert they showed up on the TV, 2524 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:14,440 and he was like, 2525 01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:17,240 hey, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, 2526 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,960 and he had the fucking little towels. 2527 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,160 And he would throw them out? 2528 01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:21,240 He would take the towel off, 2529 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:23,360 throw them out to the crowd, 2530 01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,200 and he would do the next one. 2531 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:26,640 Is that what he sounded like? 2532 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:27,480 Give me another bit of- 2533 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:28,320 Yeah, he was fat. 2534 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:31,480 He was, he was, sandwich, sandwich. 2535 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:32,560 He had the white- 2536 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,400 What? 2537 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,720 He had the white Elvis suits on. 2538 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,040 That was the worst Elvis impression 2539 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,440 I think I have literally ever heard. 2540 01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:40,280 Hey, dude. 2541 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:41,480 Sandwich. 2542 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,960 That was literally the worst. 2543 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:44,360 But it was that guy right there. 2544 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,200 You see how he's all- 2545 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,040 That guy. 2546 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:48,080 Yeah, the fat bitch on the bottom, look at that. 2547 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:48,920 The fat- 2548 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:49,760 Fat bitch? 2549 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,600 The bloated one. 2550 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,280 Dude, I don't know what that is, but right there. 2551 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:54,480 What are you doing, Mr. B? 2552 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:55,720 What is, what is what? 2553 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,400 What is wrong with you? 2554 01:17:57,400 --> 01:17:58,600 What is going on there? 2555 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:00,520 It's the- 2556 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,440 It's thinking, it's thinking. 2557 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:03,400 We lost the internet. 2558 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,600 It's probably because there's 15- 2559 01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:08,640 But I remember that because I remember being at, 2560 01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:12,800 waiting for the school bus and walking up there 2561 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,680 and one of the kids saying, Elvis died. 2562 01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,520 Really? 2563 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,120 And I remember this. 2564 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,200 You know, I was what, eight, nine years old? 2565 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,400 And I could give a shit, but I was like, 2566 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,440 but I knew who Elvis was 2567 01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:25,760 because I watched the specials with my mom. 2568 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:26,600 Right, right. 2569 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,080 The ones that Sean was talking about. 2570 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:28,920 You know what? 2571 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,080 And that's the connection. 2572 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:34,200 Whatever your parents care about, we connect with that. 2573 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,920 And I don't think she was a huge Elvis fan, 2574 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,200 but we watched- 2575 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:39,040 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 2576 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:44,040 We watched the live concerts that he would have on TV. 2577 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,360 Take this towel. 2578 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,360 And it was, he was fat and sweaty. 2579 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,200 Thank you very much. 2580 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,360 And he would throw the towels out into the crowd. 2581 01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,040 Give me a peanut butter, banana sandwich. 2582 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,320 Okay, he never said peanut butter and banana sandwich. 2583 01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:55,160 Look at that. 2584 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,000 That's what he used to eat. 2585 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:56,840 That's what he used to eat. 2586 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,240 Oh my God, I'm sitting in my room 2587 01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:59,080 and I'm fucking taking drugs. 2588 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,560 Okay, okay, okay. 2589 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:02,400 Look at that. 2590 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,240 Okay, so we're gonna move on. 2591 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:04,080 Look at that fat piece of shit. 2592 01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:05,920 So amazingly, amazingly- 2593 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,400 Look at that double chin. 2594 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,920 Amazingly, I have zero, 2595 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:14,280 I have zero recollection of the death of Elvis. 2596 01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,120 No. Zero. 2597 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:15,940 I recall it. 2598 01:19:15,940 --> 01:19:19,440 Like my parents were not into Elvis at all, I'm guessing. 2599 01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:20,640 I'm guessing. 2600 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,800 I would have to ask them. 2601 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,560 Well, I mean Elvis- 2602 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,400 But no memory at all. 2603 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:28,240 He kinda reminds me of Steven Seagal a little bit. 2604 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,400 He kinda had to look a little bit like- 2605 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,240 Boy, he looks bad today. 2606 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,060 Seagal? 2607 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:33,900 Oh yeah. 2608 01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:34,740 Yeah, Bud's Seagal. 2609 01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,560 All right, so- 2610 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,500 Seagal's the only guy that you cannot, 2611 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:43,160 he is so deadly with his mixed martial arts- 2612 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,000 Throat punch. 2613 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,180 Not anymore. 2614 01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:47,840 No, no, absolutely not. 2615 01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,360 How do you know that? 2616 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,200 This was a- 2617 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:52,240 If Steven Seagal could kill us now- 2618 01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:53,240 Did you fight him? 2619 01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:54,260 This is- 2620 01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:55,100 Did you fight him? 2621 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,240 This was a topic that was brought up on the 2622 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,520 Rogan, Joe Rogan show, 2623 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,280 where they were talking about mixed martial arts 2624 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,200 and competition. 2625 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,640 He's a competitor. 2626 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,960 And Joe Rogan said that- 2627 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:08,440 We don't talk about competitors, right? 2628 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:09,800 Joe Rogan said that- 2629 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:10,640 Um. 2630 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,480 Um. 2631 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:14,440 That he is, 2632 01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:17,860 Steven Seagal is not somebody that they would invite 2633 01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:20,760 into the ring because he would kill people. 2634 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,640 Wow, very nice. 2635 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:24,040 Regardless of age. 2636 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:24,880 Even now? 2637 01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:26,280 Even now, especially even now. 2638 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,280 I love it. 2639 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:28,280 Because he's- 2640 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:29,360 He's a badass. 2641 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,820 He's different. 2642 01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:32,640 Yeah, he's kinda creepy. 2643 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:33,920 Does he have a wig? 2644 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:34,760 No. 2645 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,600 Look at that hairline, it looks unnatural. 2646 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,920 It looks unnatural. 2647 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,760 Which one? 2648 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:40,860 Well, that one right there in the middle. 2649 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,240 It looks very wig-ish. 2650 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:45,200 Yeah, I dare you to tell him that. 2651 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,440 Okay, I'll tell him. 2652 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,280 So- 2653 01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:49,120 Can you imagine that motherfucker 2654 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,400 coming at you in the middle of the night? 2655 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,080 So hold on, who's the other guy? 2656 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:54,800 Who's the other guy that's kinda like him? 2657 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,520 He's 6'4", I didn't realize he was that tall. 2658 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,640 Hold on, dude, he's a big motherfucker, 2659 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,380 and not only is that, but he's been trained by, 2660 01:21:02,380 --> 01:21:04,360 he's passed the police academy. 2661 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:05,200 Bruce Lee. 2662 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,840 He's a sheriff or I don't know what kind of fucking- 2663 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,000 Deputy. 2664 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,000 I don't know what they call it. 2665 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:10,840 Chuck Norris. 2666 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:11,680 Same thing as Ted Newsom. 2667 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:13,240 Yeah, Chuck Norris, that's who I was thinking of. 2668 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,080 Walker Texas Rainer. 2669 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:16,160 Chuck Norris against Steven Seagal, who wins? 2670 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,000 In their prize. 2671 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:17,840 In his prize. 2672 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:18,660 In his prize. 2673 01:21:18,660 --> 01:21:19,500 That is a goal, hands off. 2674 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,340 No, Chuck Norris. 2675 01:21:20,340 --> 01:21:21,160 No, Chuck Norris. 2676 01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:22,000 Chuck Norris. 2677 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:22,840 Chuck Norris, no. 2678 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:23,680 Fuck Chuck Norris. 2679 01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:25,480 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck fuck Chuck Norris. 2680 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,320 What? 2681 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,280 That is outrageous. 2682 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,400 Did you ever watch the Octagon? 2683 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,240 You are a liberal. 2684 01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,080 Fuck Chuck Norris. 2685 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,360 You know what, you are a liberal. 2686 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:34,200 Half. 2687 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,040 Fuck Chuck Norris. 2688 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:35,860 Bruce Lee. 2689 01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:36,700 Wow. 2690 01:21:36,700 --> 01:21:37,540 What about Bruce Lee? 2691 01:21:37,540 --> 01:21:38,360 Okay. 2692 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:39,200 All right, well different. 2693 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,000 I think Bruce Lee would kick his ass. 2694 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:45,160 I like this, so we're doing like kind of like 2695 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:48,280 old fighters in their prime against each other. 2696 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,440 Chuck Norris. 2697 01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,000 Okay, you already said that. 2698 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:51,840 I can. 2699 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:52,680 Relax. 2700 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:53,500 I can kick Chuck Norris' ass. 2701 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,200 Relax, okay. 2702 01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:57,920 All right, ease down Mr. Testosterone boy. 2703 01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:58,960 Ease down. 2704 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:01,320 Chuck Norris is a piece of shit. 2705 01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:02,980 He's a good guy. 2706 01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:03,820 You know what? 2707 01:22:03,820 --> 01:22:04,840 He's a good guy. 2708 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:05,840 Fuck Chuck Norris. 2709 01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:07,000 No, why? 2710 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,520 Why are you getting so angry all the time? 2711 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,720 He's a piece of shit. 2712 01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:10,920 He must have run into him. 2713 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:12,240 Because he's from the Dallas Fort Worth area, 2714 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,160 he must have run into him. 2715 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,080 Oh, you must have. 2716 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:14,920 He kicked your ass. 2717 01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:15,760 He must have stolen a girl. 2718 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:16,600 No, no. 2719 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:17,640 He kicked your ass. 2720 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,720 He cock-pocked me. 2721 01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:20,560 I knew it. 2722 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,600 All right, all right. 2723 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,920 There's a lot of violence there with Chuck Norris. 2724 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:27,680 Let's try to shed some of the negativity right now 2725 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:31,160 and move on to other people that we had an impact 2726 01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:33,640 on our lives, that past, that passion. 2727 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,160 Well the other one that during the similar time. 2728 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:37,000 Prince. 2729 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,320 No, the similar time. 2730 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,160 Not for me. 2731 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,160 Similar time frame. 2732 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,420 Was John Lennon. 2733 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,840 I was not a big Beatles fan, 2734 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,280 but I remember when he got shot in the head. 2735 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,600 By his biggest fan. 2736 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,440 Supposedly. 2737 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:50,280 Supposedly. 2738 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,120 What the hell is that all about? 2739 01:22:51,120 --> 01:22:53,520 Yeah, right there on the sidewalk. 2740 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,120 You're my biggest fan, I'm gonna kill you. 2741 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,320 Right? 2742 01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:57,440 It doesn't make any sense. 2743 01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:59,360 What year did he die? 2744 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,680 I think it was 70. 2745 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:01,760 80, 1980? 2746 01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:02,920 Was it 80 something? 2747 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:04,840 80, 1980, there it is. 2748 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:05,680 Yeah, 1980. 2749 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,880 So three years after Elvis. 2750 01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:08,720 Who is the? 2751 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:10,080 Mark David Chapman. 2752 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:11,240 Is he still in prison? 2753 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:15,760 He murdered John Lennon, formerly of the Beatles, 2754 01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:20,160 outside Lynn's apartment at the Dakota in Manhattan. 2755 01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:21,000 Yeah. 2756 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:22,920 Shot him right on those stairs. 2757 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,360 Hit him four times in the back. 2758 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,400 Oh, he. 2759 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:30,160 And he was, John was waiting in the building's archway 2760 01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:33,040 with his wife, Yoko Ono. 2761 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:37,640 So he shot, he shot John Lennon in front of Yoko Ono. 2762 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:40,320 She watched him die. 2763 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,200 How sick is that? 2764 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,040 That's terror. 2765 01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:45,440 And what was the reason for it? 2766 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,280 None. 2767 01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:47,600 Did we ever hear the reason for it? 2768 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,800 He was just mental. 2769 01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:51,160 I don't know, I don't know what the reason was. 2770 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,600 No, that is the reason. 2771 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,760 Well, that's just like the idiot that shot. 2772 01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:56,600 Ronald Reagan. 2773 01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:00,360 Ronald Reagan, because he wanted to win the approval of? 2774 01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,640 Lesbian Jodie Foster. 2775 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,120 Jodie Foster. 2776 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:06,080 You have to say lesbian, that was important. 2777 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:09,520 Well, I think it's a clarifier because she was never, 2778 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:10,480 show him any attention. 2779 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:14,000 I don't think that's necessary. 2780 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,560 He was from Dallas, by the way. 2781 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,920 God, everybody that kills people are from Dallas. 2782 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:18,760 Yes. 2783 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:19,580 And lesbian. 2784 01:24:19,580 --> 01:24:20,600 And lesbian. 2785 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:22,200 Jodie Foster's from Dallas. 2786 01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,080 She's from Dallas, and she's a lesbian, 2787 01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:25,640 and she kills people. 2788 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,840 Okay, moving on. 2789 01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:29,920 All right, so we got John Lennon, okay, 2790 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,480 so you did Elvis, you did John Lennon. 2791 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:34,840 I'm, you know what, I'm gonna go way, 2792 01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,080 I'm gonna go way earlier, like not earlier, 2793 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,080 but later in our time frame. 2794 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:40,920 Jesus. 2795 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,040 That's really early. 2796 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,400 Noah. 2797 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:45,780 Really? 2798 01:24:45,780 --> 01:24:47,320 No, I'm going later. 2799 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:48,660 I'm going Tom Petty. 2800 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:51,500 Tom Petty was a big hit for me. 2801 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:53,960 That's not early, that just fucking happens. 2802 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:55,280 I'm hearing music. 2803 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:56,720 It's Tom Petty music. 2804 01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:57,920 Also finish your thought. 2805 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,760 Tom Petty was a big blow for me. 2806 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:03,380 I mean, that was, he was an awesome artist, 2807 01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:06,960 and I loved his music, and that affected me. 2808 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:09,120 He didn't do much for me, so it didn't impact me. 2809 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:09,960 No, not at all. 2810 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:11,680 I love the hell out of Tom Petty. 2811 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:12,760 Me too. 2812 01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:15,080 Every song he put out, there wasn't, 2813 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,040 there's not a bad song by Tom Petty. 2814 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:17,880 Yeah, I'm sure there is. 2815 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:18,760 As far as I'm concerned. 2816 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,840 Well, I mean, there's a bad song from every artist. 2817 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:21,680 No. 2818 01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:23,520 But the point is, he, 2819 01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,720 he, he went too early. 2820 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:28,560 He went too early to me. 2821 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,760 Look at that beard, look at that goatee, come on. 2822 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:32,520 I thought he was awesome, man. 2823 01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:34,480 That's mine a little bit, Jesus. 2824 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,260 Yeah, he didn't do much for me. 2825 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:38,680 Maybe I'll go back and listen to his catalog, but. 2826 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:39,520 Did he? 2827 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:40,760 I was never a big Tom Petty fan. 2828 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:42,480 I don't understand that. He was taking too early. 2829 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,320 The bottom line is he was taking too early, yeah. 2830 01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:44,160 No, I agree with that. 2831 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,080 But it's drugs, right? 2832 01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:47,120 No, heart attack. 2833 01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,240 Because of drugs? 2834 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,320 No. 2835 01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:51,240 Like earlier drugs? 2836 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:54,560 It was because of bad bourbon. 2837 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:57,040 Grayson bourbon? 2838 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,680 It was because of Grayson bourbon. 2839 01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:01,320 I think it had something to do with drugs. 2840 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,040 I don't, well, I mean, who knows, right? 2841 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:03,880 I mean, all these rockers. 2842 01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,260 Well, actually, who knows? 2843 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:06,480 What does it say here? 2844 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:09,520 All these rockers, man, they, they, they all have, 2845 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:14,200 all these rockers have history with drugs, right? 2846 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,240 Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, 2847 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,080 I mean, all these guys, and they're still alive. 2848 01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:18,920 Yeah, yeah. 2849 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,160 All right. 2850 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:23,300 That's, that's the end of tonight's show. 2851 01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:24,800 We ended on a high note. 2852 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:25,640 Death. 2853 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:26,480 Yeah. 2854 01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:27,320 With Tom Petty. 2855 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,160 And Tom Petty. 2856 01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:29,480 The death of people we care about, yeah. 2857 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:30,880 Gap plus. 2858 01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:33,640 So Elvis, Tom Petty, and John Lennon. 2859 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:34,480 John Lennon. 2860 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:35,960 Well, I had a good time tonight. 2861 01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:36,800 Thank you. I did too. 2862 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,180 I've had a, well, I'm a little buzzed. 2863 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:45,400 We've had four shots to sample of a variety of bourbons 2864 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:49,460 and a misch-tel, or misch-ers was the last one. 2865 01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:50,720 It was. 2866 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:52,140 I think the best. 2867 01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:53,320 And. Yeah, it was the best. 2868 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:55,200 Your wife joined us tonight. 2869 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,040 She did. 2870 01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,320 At the earlier podcast. 2871 01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:58,440 And unexpected. 2872 01:26:58,440 --> 01:26:59,560 That was unexpected. 2873 01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:00,400 Always. 2874 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:03,160 So I hope everybody listened to 14.1. 2875 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:04,960 We're finishing up 14.2. 2876 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:05,920 All right. Get the fuck out. 2877 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:06,760 You guys good night. 2878 01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,200 Later bitch. Bye. Bye. 2879 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:09,040 All right. 2880 01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:38,880 Unmuted audio playing 2881 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,100 you