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That was one of the board pieces on risk, right?

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Kamchatka. Yeah, Kamchatka. Yeah, so this is

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late -breaking news for our second half of the

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podcast. There is a tsunami warning, or watch,

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I don't know. I don't know if it's a watch or

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warning. Tsunami warning for Russia. So, yeah,

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there was an 8 .7 on the Richter scale earthquake

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right off of Kamchatka. That's tremendously large.

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That is a very large earthquake. Because the

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numbers aren't... The Richter scale? The Richter

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scale, the severity, like 0 .1 when you're down

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to 1 .1 is not the same as going from... 8 .1

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to 8 .2. Right, it's like... Yeah, it ramps way

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up. Yeah, so I think this is... Yeah, this is

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breaking stuff. Hopefully, it's not going to

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be something like it was. God. It's not a pilot.

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What was that, in Thailand or in Indian Ocean?

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That was Thailand, yeah. 230 ,000 people. I think

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that's wine. Okay. That was terrifying, that...

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So, when you're looking at the Richter scale...

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Magnitude. So one is common and not felt. Two

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is barely felt. Three is minor. It's felt. Moderate

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is four. Some property damage. Stuff falls down

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is five. Strong property damage and loss of life

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is six. Major extreme damage is seven. Eight

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massive near total destruction. This was 8 .7.

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8 .7. Well, I mean, this isn't, yeah, there's

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some broken. 10 is devastating. Broken wine bottles

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on the floor. Okay, yeah. I was like, is that

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blood? There's blood everywhere. Who's been in

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an earthquake? I have. It was very small up in,

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when I was in Cincinnati. I think I talked about

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this. I was on a weekend, or maybe, I think it

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was a weekend. I was laying on my sofa in my

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basement. watching the James Bond marathon on

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WTBS. Ooh. Man, good memory from all this. And

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I was just laying there, all of a sudden, just

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started shaking a little bit, and it lasted for

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maybe three seconds, and I was like, oh. You're

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like, that was weird. Yeah. You're like, hmm,

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that was a 3 .3, I think. Yeah, but since then,

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it's not known for earthquakes, so. Didn't happen

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very often. Yeah. Of course, I've been in several

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because... Well, you were in Cambodia for a while,

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right? Not really Cambodia. It was Tokyo, Japan.

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That's close. Oh. Yeah. It's on the other side

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of the map. Yeah, and I mean, they have quite

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a few there. They're in the Ring of Fire. That's

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right. Ring of Fire, not the Ring of Fire. Shut

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the boy. The Ring of Fire. The Ring of Fire.

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The Ring of Fire. There were several when I was

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there. And actually, we were in the largest earthquake

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of 1978. And I think like 12 people ended up

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actually perishing. But yeah, that was a crazy

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one. Yeah, well, they build, I know down in Mexico

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City, they have a lot of earthquakes down there.

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Right. And they build the buildings. significantly

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different than they do like here in dallas right

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yeah they they shake in sections in tokyo yeah

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they uh one of my manager told me how it works

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that they they swear they do all kinds of crazy

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stuff these buildings uh obviously if you get

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too big it doesn't matter but right um you know

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they'll handle to a certain degree uh but when

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you're in the hotels down there All over the

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place, you would see earthquake evacuation routes.

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Oh, yeah. I think it's kind of fascinating the

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way some of the old Asian, I'm going to say Asian

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because I don't know if it's Chinese, Japanese,

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Durianese, or one of these. It's just the buildings,

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how they have their multi -story buildings and

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they have that one rod that goes down the center

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that creates an equilibrium to keep them from

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falling over during an earthquake. Yeah, that's

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what I'm saying. Yeah, because they were like,

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I haven't. How would they know that stuff? It's

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crazy. I mean, I'm telling you, man. Slide rules.

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Yeah, slide rules and springs and resonance.

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Resonant frequencies. I mean, it's an engineering

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thing, right? So you've got to know the inertial

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dampers and things like that. Have you disengaged

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the external inertial dampener? But back then,

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I mean, you know. They knew it back then. That's

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my point. It's a shock absorber. That's what

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it ends up being. But, I mean, just to come up

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with the engineering idea back then. You think

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that the people are just ignorant and they don't

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know shit. No, man, those guys, you know, they,

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I mean, even like the pyramids. I mean, we talked

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about some of the past where they've got that

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LIDAR scanning that's going down below. There

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are more and more and more scans that verify

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that there are structures two kilometers below

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the pyramids. And it's designed to withstand

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earthquakes? I have no idea. What it's designed

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for, but they're there. I'm just kidding. There's

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cubes down there, rooms. There's rooms down there.

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It's the Oak Island treasure. Who knows what

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it is, right? They supposedly found the Oak Island

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treasure. I saw some headline. Yeah, they found

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some stuff. They pulled up a bunch of two -by.

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Oak Island Treasure? Yes. Am I the only one that

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doesn't know what this is? That was a TV show,

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wasn't it? On the History Channel? On the History

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Channel. These two brothers, and they had got

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the authority from, I want to say Plum Island.

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No, it's Oak Island. Oak Island. Yeah, it's Oak

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Island. And so, man, it's a fascinating story

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because they dug down and they found stuff. They

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found a little bit of jewelry. They found some...

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carving on a stone which had disappeared, by

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the way. It's amazing how when they find artifacts

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that they don't have explanations of how it came

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about or what's on it, and they just mysteriously

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disappear. So Mr. Producer put this video. I

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saw this on a meme. It is amazing how the Earth

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shifts. So there's a video that was taken on

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March 28th, and it's a picture that's from a

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camera feed. On a garage, and you see the landscape

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in the background clearly shifting like feet.

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I mean, that is crazy. Did you guys see it move?

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No. I saw it over on the right. Yeah, on the

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right. Check out the whole earth moves on the

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right. It shifts. The whole field. Watch that.

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Oh, damn. The whole thing slid. Yeah. Where was

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this? Myanmar. Damn. Yeah, Myanmar. Where's that

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at? Asia. Asia. Asia. But, I mean, just the fact

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that that whole thing shifted right over. Did

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that structure in the far upper right corner?

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Yeah, did it? Oh, it went down. It moved along

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with it. No, it collapsed. Look. Damn. Dude,

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again, I didn't see it collapse. Right behind

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the arrow. See that? The tower's right there,

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and then it just falls apart. But there it goes.

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Hold on. Oh, the arrow on the far left. Okay.

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I was looking on the far right. Okay. Do it one

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more time. Because I was trying to figure out

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where the hell that was. Wow. We're really struggling

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here. Okay. Well, yeah. So that's an earthquake,

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but that's earth movement. So I don't know if

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earthquake is the same thing, I guess. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. That's what counts as air. Normally

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the slip is just. Very small, right? This one's

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a major... So they said that this is the first

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time in history that they've actually captured

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this on video. And the shift is obvious. It's...

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That's insane. Just to watch that much earth

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move, and it was like several feet. It was like

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a couple yards, right? You always see it in stupid

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movies, though, too, right? You know, those earthquake

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movies. Like, what was that, San Andreas? Did

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you see that one? With the rock? With the rock.

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Yeah. My goodness. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Man.

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That's crazy. Well, I wonder which side moves.

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The side with the house or the other side? Who

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knows? Yeah. One of them did. Or they could have

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both. They could have both done it. Yeah. I think

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they were both moving. Yeah. That's what they're

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showing on the bottom below the arrows. Yeah.

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I think they're both moving. Oh, but one's underground.

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So, yeah. Maybe not. I don't know. Anyway, it's

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fascinating. I mean, it's slightly different.

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I mean, there's different type of slip faults.

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And some of them are literally waves. The ground

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literally moves in a wave motion, and that's

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where shit just goes crazy. Did we do our intro?

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We did not. I'm Paul. I'm Sean. Check us out

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on dudeslikeus -podcast on Facebook or Instagram

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if you guys are interested. Who the hell are

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these guys? I don't know. They're just talking.

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Maybe I need to go first, so they pick my name

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up. Well, maybe that's what the deal is. Shit.

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Dudes like us. Jeff. They didn't even know. Yeah.

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So in the green room, we were messing with Grok

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or Gronk or what is it? Grok. And asking them

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to describe our podcast. And they said, yes,

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it's two guys. And they talk about a lot of things.

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And we're like, no, no, no, it's three. And it

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was like, no, no, no, I'm pretty sure it's two.

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And then we said, well, what are the names? Oh,

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well, it's Paul and Paul. Paul and Sean. Yeah.

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And we're like, what the fuck happened to Jeff?

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Yeah. Maybe Jeff is a guest. Maybe you check

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your, you know. Do you have an explicit episode

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for me to listen to? All of them? Yes. I'm pretty

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sure you're in every single one of them. Yeah.

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Yeah. Wow. I guess you're just forgettable. Yeah.

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He's like us. Maybe. Yeah. So the tsunami in

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Thailand. back in 2003, 4, 5 range. Yeah. I remember

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when that happened. Awful. And that was devastating.

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Yes. Absolutely devastating. It was slow moving.

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People were standing there watching it come in.

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Right. And you're like. Yeah, because it sucked

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all the water out. And people were walking out.

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Yep. They were like, wow, this is all dry. What's

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going on? Oh, look, I found my own GoPro. There's

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a GoPro. Yeah, here's a watch. Yeah. And then

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all of a sudden. It was the day after Christmas,

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too. It was Boxing Day. Oh, God. That's right.

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And it just came in. And I remember watching

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that. Unbelievable. There was no escaping that.

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I mean, I don't care how good a swimmer you are.

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It's luck to survive that. Yes, 100%. With all

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the debris. And tsunamis aren't like whatever

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that middle one. looks like. It's not like a

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tidal wave coming in. No, it's not tall. It's

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just a big, massive water just comes in and takes

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everything with it. And it's the constant flow

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and it rips through buildings. I mean, I don't

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know how some of those hotels stood up against

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it. Yeah, true. Yeah, it was just horrible. And

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how many people ended up? It's like 230 ,000.

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Yeah, it was dramatic. Massive amount of people.

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That is insane. Yeah, it was bad. 9 .1 undersea

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earthquake. That was a big one, too. So, yeah,

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this is 8 .7, so 9 .1. Holy shit. That's a lot.

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That says only 400 villagers. There's more than

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that. Can't be right. Well, that was in Thailand

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only. It was 5 ,500. But remember, it hit. all

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sorts of areas all around the Indian Ocean. I

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remember it being completely devastating. Why

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is it not telling us how many people perished?

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I thought it was in Phuket. Fuck it. Fuck it.

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All right, let's see here. Damage. Popular Fifi.

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This is strange why we can't get a... Yeah, but

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I remember back then, unless they found everyone,

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but I doubt it. They also made that movie. Did

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you watch the movie? I did. Invincible or whatever

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they called it? Yes, I saw it. Indestructible

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or Invincible, but the family. Yeah, it was like

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a young Australian family or something like that.

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Australian, yes. And they survived? Yeah. Yeah,

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they did. They did. So were they in the water?

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Yeah, they were in the water. They all got washed

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away. Separated? Yeah, I think the mom ended

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up finding the son, the small boy. That was mainly

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with her, I think, was the movie, kind of following

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her through her travels down the water. So it

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was 227 ,000, almost 28 ,000. So, yeah. That's

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basically Frisco. God, that is awful. Everyone

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in Frisco died. Unbelievable. And I remember

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this horrible story where right after it happened,

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you know, they're all walking, people are combing

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the beach looking for bodies and all sorts of

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stuff. And there was some British girl. that

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had, you know, survived, obviously. And she went

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out onto the beach and laid out on her towel

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and started sunbathing. Yeah. And she, do you

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remember that story? Well, it came in and got

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her. No, no, no, no. This is after the fact.

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So while people are going around looking for

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bodies and trying to help people who are hurt,

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she was just took her towel. She was basically

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in shock. She didn't know what to do, where to

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go, what to do. So she just went down to the

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beach and plopped down there and started sunbathing.

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And she got all sorts of grief. I remember that.

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Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, she got all sorts

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of grief, and I felt bad for her because she

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was like, what the fuck is she supposed to do?

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She's on vacation. This massive, scariest shit

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ever just happened, and she just kind of like,

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well, fuck, I guess I'll just go lay down on

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the beach. Right. You know what I mean? I felt

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bad for her, but they were really dogging her.

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I think that's just the bullshit media. The media

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is bullshit, according to me. Possibly white.

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Manhattan shooter, you know? Well, it is. And

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I think if you pay attention, you recognize they

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have an agenda. And I think a lot of people have

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finally caught on over the last four, five, six

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years or so. It's not longer than that. That

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they're untrustworthy. Totally. So, you know,

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you have Colbert getting canceled because he

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didn't make money because no one watched him.

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So the ads started the fall, right? You have

00:14:14.289 --> 00:14:16.730
people leaving 60 Minutes because... Well, hold

00:14:16.730 --> 00:14:18.009
on. But what did they blame it on? They blamed

00:14:18.009 --> 00:14:19.690
it on Trump. Oh, they blamed it on Trump. Yeah.

00:14:19.769 --> 00:14:22.669
Like, really? Like, he was attacking the media

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system. Yeah. Well, and it was the... Settlement.

00:14:26.730 --> 00:14:30.509
The settlement. Thank you. 16 million... Well,

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I mean, they were trying to influence the election

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by, like, fabricating a response from Campbell

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Till Harris. I mean, come on. But in his monologue,

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Colbert, like... directly does the math. He's

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like, I'm not good at math, but if you took how

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much money we are making versus what the costs

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are, the difference is $16 million. I wonder

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why we're getting canceled. Basically blaming

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Trump and his settlement. It's just bullshit,

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man. It wasn't even a winnable lawsuit on Trump's

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part. However, CBS was decided to just... Cut

00:15:08.269 --> 00:15:10.230
bait so they didn't have to go through discovery.

00:15:10.509 --> 00:15:12.610
Make it go away. Yes, make it go away. Anyway,

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you said also the 60 Minutes thing. Well, it's

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like 60 Minutes, you have the long -time producer

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quitting there because they were basically told

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you can't run your bullshit stories anymore.

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Right. He threw a temper tantrum. He did and

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he quit. Dude, their ratings are dismal. CNN's

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ratings are tanked. MSNBC's are terrible. Like

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really bad, MSNBC. I know. And NBC. split from

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msnbc right nbc news i should say so they're

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they are no longer together so yeah i mean the

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the legacy media is is becoming irrelevant it

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is exactly that's a great word irrelevant irrelevant

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people aren't believing anything but they don't

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know it yet no they don't they're hanging on

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they don't know it yet and npr just got hit Yeah,

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they're losing their funding. And now judges

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are starting to step in and, no, you can't take

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away NPR's funding, and you can't take away Planned

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Parenthood funding, and you can't do that. I

00:16:09.789 --> 00:16:13.769
mean, they passed a law. You don't control the

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budget. Yeah, Congress passed a law to do these

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things, and judges are trying to step in and

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stop them. It's unbelievable. Are they being

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successful? Well, they're doing their injunctions,

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which makes everybody have to go through the

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process. But ultimately, they haven't been very

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successful. They're just stalling. Correct. That's

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all they're doing. And it's not an executive

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order. No. This is not Trump. Yeah, this was

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passed by Senate. This is Congress. This is Congress.

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This is the big, beautiful bill. It's insane.

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Anyway, back on the tsunami thing, don't forget

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about the Japanese one. Fukushima? Yes. Yeah,

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that was a bad one, too. That destroyed that

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nuclear site up there. Talk about disaster. That

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was a nine. Oh, man, that was really bad. And

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then everybody was like, why would you ever build

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a nuclear reactor on the coast of the ocean where

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you can be hit by a tsunami? Well, good question.

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It is kind of a good question. Well, okay, so

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that's where the water is for the cooling? Yeah,

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yeah, no, I get it. But no one thinks that this

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could ever happen, right? Right. Well, I remember

00:17:22.150 --> 00:17:24.210
when that happened, then you had the big nuclear

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blob that was making its way across the ocean.

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Remember that? The worry was this huge nuclear

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blob was going to, nuclear waste blob was going

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to hit the West Coast. Right. Oh, the radioactive

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water. And then the West Coast would be uninhabitable

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for a while. Where did that nuclear blob go?

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I think the fish ate it. I think Godzilla ate

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it. Godzilla. Is that why he was like blowing

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fire? Right. I think bacteria ended up eating

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it probably. You know. That same thing happened,

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do you remember, with the BP spill? Oh, yeah.

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And they were like, how are we going to clean

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this up? Yeah. Oh, it's gone. A massive plume

00:17:59.619 --> 00:18:04.759
of microbes designed to eat oil happened. Well,

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oil is an organic thing. Yes, it seeps out of

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the ocean floor naturally. And when it does,

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there are microbes that are like, ooh, oil. Well,

00:18:13.579 --> 00:18:15.279
the same thing happened with the big leak, the

00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:17.240
big spill. Yep, so you had this big plume, so

00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:19.460
you probably had all these fish. That came in.

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It was probably good for the environment. Right.

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So they're like, we need to leak more oil, more

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microplastics. Unbelievable, man. Nature just

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has a way of cleaning up shit, doesn't it? That

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was the deep water horizon. So what do you think

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the largest earthquake in the United States recorded

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in the U .S.? Was it the San Francisco earthquake?

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San Francisco. Was that during the World Series?

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94. That was a big one, but that was like a 74,

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I think. 72, I think. I'm thinking more like

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in the early 1900s. 1903. That's what I'm thinking,

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something like that, because it caused a ginormous

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fire. Yeah. All right, so this, not even close,

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but that's all right. It's 1964, March 28th.

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This was located in Alaska. That was 61 years

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away. 9 .2 on the Richter scale. Where was it

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at? Prince William Sound, Alaska. We said West

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Coast. Oh, yeah. That's West Coast. In 19 -something.

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Yeah, 19 -065. Yeah. 1906 -5, yes. Yeah, but

00:19:16.109 --> 00:19:19.609
still, I mean, a 9 .2, that's pretty high up

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there. That's good shit right there, yeah. That's

00:19:21.109 --> 00:19:23.910
a good earthquake. Yeah, we don't want those

00:19:23.910 --> 00:19:26.309
small ones here in the U .S. No, we go big. Go

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big or go home. I'm waiting for the big one to

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hit San Francisco again, or the West Coast. In

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1906, it was a 7 -8. It seems to be inevitable,

00:19:38.829 --> 00:19:41.069
right? It is. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's

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going to happen, but... You know, the challenge

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is no one really knows when. Well, and then we

00:19:48.490 --> 00:19:50.710
got the Canary Islands. You heard about that,

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like, extinction -level event for the East Coast.

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That's where there is a massive volcano. Well,

00:19:56.569 --> 00:19:58.170
not a massive one, but there's a volcano that

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is, like, totally filled with water, and they're

00:20:01.329 --> 00:20:04.529
saying that when it erupts, it's going to, half

00:20:04.529 --> 00:20:06.410
that mountain or half that volcano is going to

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slide into the ocean, and when it does, it's

00:20:08.869 --> 00:20:13.079
going to be East Coast wiped out. Like a massive,

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massive tsunami. Like North American East Coast?

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Yes. So look up Canary Islands. That is what.

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The East Coast? Mm -hmm. Because. Where are the

00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:22.920
Canary Islands? Right off of, I think it's off

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of the, you know, the western edge of Africa.

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It's an island. It's a little set of islands,

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right? And they think that's going to create

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a wave to go all the way across the. Canary Islands,

00:20:34.059 --> 00:20:37.039
yeah. To destroy the East Coast? That's been

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one of those, you know, one of those doomsday.

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Predictions, right? Doomsday fish, the oar fish.

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So, anyway. You know, these are shows on discovery.

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You know what I mean? And they have these scientists

00:20:52.170 --> 00:20:55.029
climbing all over the volcano and they're like...

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The Canary Islands, it's a mega tsunami hypothesis.

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Yep, there you go. The recent eruption of La

00:21:01.130 --> 00:21:04.630
Palma in the Canary Islands has stimulated speculation

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that the volcano might collapse. Just like you

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said. Is it Like imminent? Like they're thinking

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in the next 50 years? Well, they don't know,

00:21:14.799 --> 00:21:17.940
right? Is it active? Just like you were saying

00:21:17.940 --> 00:21:20.059
with California. We just never know when this

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is going to happen. Well, if Yellowstone overblows,

00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:23.680
the U .S. is gone. It's a super volcano. That's

00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:26.480
right. Yeah. I mean, so is that going to happen?

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I don't know. I think it will at some point.

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Will it happen while we're visiting it? I'd rather

00:21:31.059 --> 00:21:32.940
be there visiting when it goes off. So you just

00:21:32.940 --> 00:21:36.049
get vaporized. Is that what it's going to be?

00:21:36.109 --> 00:21:37.569
I don't think it's going to vaporize. I think

00:21:37.569 --> 00:21:39.369
what it's going to do is it's going to have ash

00:21:39.369 --> 00:21:41.029
that's just put all over the United States. I

00:21:41.029 --> 00:21:42.809
mean, if you were just there, like in Dallas,

00:21:42.809 --> 00:21:45.269
don't visit it. You'd be - Eviscerated. Yeah,

00:21:45.289 --> 00:21:47.450
just pieces. Like a fart in the wind. No, really.

00:21:47.710 --> 00:21:51.950
How would that impact us here in Dallas? It would

00:21:51.950 --> 00:21:55.509
- Yeah. Well, what it'll do is it'll throw up

00:21:55.509 --> 00:21:59.750
enough clouds. The impact is death, Paul. Well,

00:21:59.829 --> 00:22:01.849
it'll throw up so much shit in the sky that the

00:22:01.849 --> 00:22:04.220
sun won't be able to come through. And plus it'll

00:22:04.220 --> 00:22:07.200
rain down ash everywhere. So that's a slow death

00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:10.900
for us. I get things that will happen that affect

00:22:10.900 --> 00:22:13.220
the whole globe, right? It's going to snuff out

00:22:13.220 --> 00:22:16.380
the sun. I think Yellowstone would do that. Yeah.

00:22:16.599 --> 00:22:20.200
Okay. So would it be the slow death where it

00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:22.140
kills all of our crops and we all die of starvation?

00:22:22.500 --> 00:22:25.440
Or are we close enough to Yellowstone to where

00:22:25.440 --> 00:22:31.119
we literally get like shit falls on us? Yes.

00:22:33.250 --> 00:22:36.430
What's the impact of death? The eruption would

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entail more than dangerous lava flows and could

00:22:40.470 --> 00:22:43.970
be expected to kill as many as 90 ,000 people

00:22:43.970 --> 00:22:47.390
immediately and spread a 10 -foot, 3 -meter layer

00:22:47.390 --> 00:22:51.670
of molten ash as far as 1 ,000 miles in every

00:22:51.670 --> 00:22:56.150
direction. So 10 foot. We're farther than 1 ,000

00:22:56.150 --> 00:22:58.549
miles from there, aren't we? No. From Yellowstone?

00:22:58.690 --> 00:23:02.839
Yeah, we are. Del Paso is only 1 ,000. Barely

00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:05.119
1 ,000. So, good. We're not going to get hit

00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:07.980
by lava. We're not going to get hit by ash. Well,

00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.740
that's 10 foot 1 ,000 miles. I mean, after that,

00:23:10.819 --> 00:23:14.819
it's 5 foot. 5 feet. We could survive 5 feet

00:23:14.819 --> 00:23:18.599
of ash. It'd be a lot of shoveling. So, we'd

00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:21.660
have Lava Creek Ash Bed. Yeah, we're looking

00:23:21.660 --> 00:23:24.859
at a picture of who would be affected. So while

00:23:24.859 --> 00:23:26.799
the eruption of Yellowstone Supervolcano would

00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:28.579
cause widespread devastation and significant

00:23:28.579 --> 00:23:30.420
loss of life in the United States, it would not

00:23:30.420 --> 00:23:32.319
lead to the extinction of the human race or the

00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.240
collapse of the country. The immediate area would

00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:38.160
experience para... Shit everywhere, a large portion

00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:40.299
of the country would be blanketed with ash. I

00:23:40.299 --> 00:23:42.180
thought they said shit everywhere. Agriculture,

00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:44.019
infrastructure, however, the rest of the world

00:23:44.019 --> 00:23:45.759
would less likely be affected. The U .S. would

00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:47.799
eventually recover, although it would take a

00:23:47.799 --> 00:23:49.680
considerable amount of time. There we go. See,

00:23:49.759 --> 00:23:53.299
we'd be fine. Yeah. You just got to, you know,

00:23:53.339 --> 00:23:56.259
you got to... I love about fine. ...buy a bunch

00:23:56.259 --> 00:23:59.819
of those military rations so that you can survive

00:23:59.819 --> 00:24:02.559
for the next... It'd be like Fallout 4. Ready

00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:07.900
to eat. Do you guys ever subscribe to that, you

00:24:07.900 --> 00:24:10.759
know, buckets from Costco where it's like the...

00:24:10.759 --> 00:24:12.759
I haven't. I've thought about it. The emergency

00:24:12.759 --> 00:24:14.559
food. But I've never pulled the trigger on it.

00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:16.859
Well, there was a... They're expensive. To buy

00:24:16.859 --> 00:24:19.819
like a six -month for a family of six is like

00:24:19.819 --> 00:24:22.920
$3 ,000. Yeah, it's not jam. I didn't think it

00:24:22.920 --> 00:24:24.960
was that bad. It's expensive. Yeah, it's pretty

00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:27.380
pricey. You know, I've considered buying, you

00:24:27.380 --> 00:24:29.619
know, a month or two. I mean, I'm not against

00:24:29.619 --> 00:24:32.640
it. You know, if you're starving... I think that

00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:35.640
it might be worth it. I don't know. A doomsday

00:24:35.640 --> 00:24:37.759
prepper, people start classifying you. Yeah,

00:24:37.819 --> 00:24:41.099
I know. But I find it warranted. We don't know

00:24:41.099 --> 00:24:42.700
what's around the corner. It could be anything.

00:24:42.819 --> 00:24:45.779
The power going out for an extended period. I

00:24:45.779 --> 00:24:48.599
don't know about a year supply or a three -year

00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:50.759
supply, but it wouldn't hurt to have a couple

00:24:50.759 --> 00:24:53.880
months. I'm thinking 90 days. Well, think of

00:24:53.880 --> 00:24:56.930
it as an insurance. policy that you hope you

00:24:56.930 --> 00:24:59.369
never use. Absolutely. I'm going to invest two

00:24:59.369 --> 00:25:01.890
grand in this, and if it sits there for the rest

00:25:01.890 --> 00:25:04.369
of my life, so be it. Yeah, it's insurance, like

00:25:04.369 --> 00:25:08.089
you said. Now, I have 1 ,500 cans of Spam, so

00:25:08.089 --> 00:25:09.750
I'm covered. I think you would die from just

00:25:09.750 --> 00:25:18.630
salt. Yeah. From nitrate exposure. Yes. Maybe.

00:25:19.009 --> 00:25:20.710
Yeah. We had Spam the other night, as a matter

00:25:20.710 --> 00:25:23.960
of fact. We got the low sodium. I bought that.

00:25:24.019 --> 00:25:26.099
That matters. That's what I had for lunch. It

00:25:26.099 --> 00:25:27.960
shouldn't say low. It should say lower. That's

00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:29.700
what I made. I brought my lunch to work today,

00:25:29.799 --> 00:25:32.240
and that's what I cooked up some light sodium

00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:35.480
spam. It is dramatically, at least taste -wise,

00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:37.220
dramatically less salty because I had the regular

00:25:37.220 --> 00:25:39.079
spam, and I was like, wow, I could almost not

00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:40.980
eat this. It was so salty. Salty, yeah. The low

00:25:40.980 --> 00:25:43.440
-salt one's awesome. I love spam. I literally

00:25:43.440 --> 00:25:45.119
made it this morning. Took it to work. It's big

00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:47.640
Hawaiian food. I know it is. They even serve

00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:50.660
it at McDonald's in Hawaii, right? Yes, they

00:25:50.660 --> 00:25:53.819
do. Very cool. That's crazy. I love spam too.

00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:55.660
We don't have enough. Tara doesn't buy it. It's

00:25:55.660 --> 00:25:58.019
crazy enough. Tara buys all the crazy shit like

00:25:58.019 --> 00:26:02.759
sugar everywhere. Cookies, candies, everywhere.

00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:06.539
Spam is like... Oh, we can't have spam. Oh, really?

00:26:06.740 --> 00:26:09.319
You want to have cocaine sitting on the countertop,

00:26:09.420 --> 00:26:12.140
the sugar stuff that's horrible for you. Horrible

00:26:12.140 --> 00:26:16.420
for you. I mean, little crackers. Cheese crackers,

00:26:16.660 --> 00:26:18.880
peanut butter crackers, that stuff is horrible

00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:24.420
for you. It's not real. It's seed oil. And I

00:26:24.420 --> 00:26:27.279
keep saying this, and she gets triggered. Oh,

00:26:27.279 --> 00:26:31.359
my God. And I'm like, do you not get it? You

00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:34.539
are literally giving the kids poison to eat.

00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:37.140
It's poison. There is nothing good in there.

00:26:37.259 --> 00:26:40.519
The shelf life of that is 10 years. There is

00:26:40.519 --> 00:26:42.740
nothing good in that. But they like it. They

00:26:42.740 --> 00:26:45.059
make them happy. Yes. They eat it and they're

00:26:45.059 --> 00:26:46.960
like, I love you, Mom. I hate you, Dad. Whatever.

00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:53.019
You put celery out. Whatever, man. Celery sticks.

00:26:53.019 --> 00:26:56.539
I blame her. Part of the reason why I'm so heavy

00:26:56.539 --> 00:27:00.079
is because she just buys all this food and I'm

00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:02.240
like, I can't let this food go to waste. You

00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:04.400
have no willpower. You got to let it go. Let

00:27:04.400 --> 00:27:07.079
it die. Let that food go to waste. I can't stand

00:27:07.079 --> 00:27:09.960
food going to waste. I'm with you, too. Donate

00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:13.710
it. I can't stand wasting my money on food going

00:27:13.710 --> 00:27:15.869
to waste. There you go. Yeah, that's better.

00:27:16.069 --> 00:27:18.869
Keep rephrasing. Yeah, it's got to fit in the

00:27:18.869 --> 00:27:21.109
box. Right. I tell you what, I mean, we had a

00:27:21.109 --> 00:27:24.630
slight glimpse of what life could be like when

00:27:24.630 --> 00:27:28.500
we had that crazy one -week ice. Not ice, but

00:27:28.500 --> 00:27:31.059
cold spell. Yeah, in 2021, December. Yeah, where

00:27:31.059 --> 00:27:33.039
you guys didn't have power. I did, of course.

00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:35.480
No, Jeff had power. I had power. I had power.

00:27:35.539 --> 00:27:37.700
Yeah, you and I had power. Fuck you. Yeah, and

00:27:37.700 --> 00:27:39.420
you were over there in your blankets with some

00:27:39.420 --> 00:27:41.539
weird hat on, and you're like, oh, my God, we

00:27:41.539 --> 00:27:44.160
have no power. Dude, I had a military oversight.

00:27:44.579 --> 00:27:47.200
I had a jacket. Dude, it was so cold. I was choked.

00:27:47.220 --> 00:27:50.220
Did you have power? No. That's when you had your

00:27:50.220 --> 00:27:51.619
pipe burst. All our pipes froze, yeah. And it

00:27:51.619 --> 00:27:54.059
was so dumb. I was like, guys, come over. We

00:27:54.059 --> 00:27:56.079
have power. Just come over to our house. No,

00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:58.539
we're going to stick it. out. Well, we figured

00:27:58.539 --> 00:28:01.220
the power would turn on. You always do. You always

00:28:01.220 --> 00:28:04.740
think it's one more hour. They sold us out. ERCOT

00:28:04.740 --> 00:28:10.240
sold us out. How many days went by that you had

00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:12.779
no power? Three to five. I don't know. I'm just

00:28:12.779 --> 00:28:15.579
saying we had a slight glimpse of craziness because

00:28:15.579 --> 00:28:19.660
we ran out of diesel at our data center and we

00:28:19.660 --> 00:28:24.509
had to emergency Try to find. I was even calling

00:28:24.509 --> 00:28:27.930
people that I knew that had connections for my

00:28:27.930 --> 00:28:30.410
own company's data center going, let me try these

00:28:30.410 --> 00:28:32.470
guys. Maybe they have something. Anyway, it was

00:28:32.470 --> 00:28:36.230
crazy. And grocery stores were cleared out. Toilet

00:28:36.230 --> 00:28:38.720
paper. Yeah, toilet paper was gone. Toilet paper.

00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:41.119
I forgot about the toilet paper run. People are

00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:43.339
stupid. No, no, no. That was a COVID thing. That

00:28:43.339 --> 00:28:46.160
was. No, it was COVID. It's an everything thing.

00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:49.839
It's every slight chance of some kind of disaster.

00:28:49.940 --> 00:28:50.980
Everyone goes stock up on toilet paper. Yeah,

00:28:50.980 --> 00:28:52.460
I remember when there were people waiting in

00:28:52.460 --> 00:28:55.380
line at the gas stations to get gas. Yes. Oh,

00:28:55.420 --> 00:28:58.299
I got to save that nickel. Really? Have you seen

00:28:58.299 --> 00:29:00.839
Costco gas stations lately? That's ridiculous.

00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:03.559
They're always like that. Yes. Like the world's

00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:05.920
coming to an end. I know. When you look at that

00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:08.450
gas station. The gas is five cents more across

00:29:08.450 --> 00:29:10.890
the street. You have a 10 -gallon tank. That's

00:29:10.890 --> 00:29:13.730
50 cents. Every single time we go to Costco,

00:29:13.910 --> 00:29:15.849
Shelly and I have to have the same conversation

00:29:15.849 --> 00:29:17.509
over and over and over again when we pass the

00:29:17.509 --> 00:29:20.250
gas lines. Why? Like, why? What is wrong with

00:29:20.250 --> 00:29:22.410
these people? It's like just a broken record.

00:29:22.410 --> 00:29:24.130
I'm surprised because most of the people that

00:29:24.130 --> 00:29:27.450
go to Costco over the weekend drive Teslas. Yes,

00:29:27.470 --> 00:29:29.309
they do. That's true. That's a very interesting

00:29:29.309 --> 00:29:32.819
observation, Sean. And their new student drivers.

00:29:33.259 --> 00:29:36.259
A lot of student driver stickers, yeah. Very

00:29:36.259 --> 00:29:38.460
interesting. No, I just can't understand it.

00:29:38.500 --> 00:29:40.259
I'm with you. What are you saving? Literally,

00:29:40.299 --> 00:29:42.700
what are you saving? Two box tops. Yeah. My time

00:29:42.700 --> 00:29:46.000
is worth more. Time and aggravation. The lines

00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:48.099
are insane. Anyway, I can never get over that.

00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:53.200
Anyway. All right. Speaking of skirmishes. Did

00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:56.920
we talk about skirmishes? This shit that's going

00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:00.119
on in Thailand and Cambodia. Thailand? Well,

00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:03.200
we talked about Thailand and the tsunami. Yes.

00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.339
Maybe it's all related. It is related. No, so

00:30:06.339 --> 00:30:09.900
they were, they have like a number of places

00:30:09.900 --> 00:30:12.220
in the world where they're fighting over disputed

00:30:12.220 --> 00:30:15.279
territory and things that are in that disputed

00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.440
territory. They apparently, somebody stepped

00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:20.240
on a landmine and blew up some Thai soldiers

00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:23.150
and then the shit started rolling. Then they

00:30:23.150 --> 00:30:25.410
were shooting rockets. Shooting rockets and artillery.

00:30:25.789 --> 00:30:28.549
F -16s. Yeah, they were doing - They ramped up

00:30:28.549 --> 00:30:31.230
pretty quick. Yeah, they were both sides flying

00:30:31.230 --> 00:30:35.529
F -16s and doing strikes, airstrikes. Like napalm.

00:30:35.569 --> 00:30:38.170
Yeah, insane. It's pretty tribal. I mean, it's

00:30:38.170 --> 00:30:41.450
kind of, I think it's ludicrous. I mean, but

00:30:41.450 --> 00:30:44.650
I guess there's been some tension for a very

00:30:44.650 --> 00:30:48.230
long time. Long, long time. Anyway, the fascinating

00:30:48.230 --> 00:30:50.150
thing about this is it didn't last very long

00:30:50.150 --> 00:30:54.230
because Trump stepped in. And he was like, um,

00:30:54.349 --> 00:30:57.130
this needs to stop. And I guess he's negotiating.

00:30:57.569 --> 00:31:01.269
He's dealing, he's dealing, making trade deals

00:31:01.269 --> 00:31:03.910
all over the world. Right. He has his team working

00:31:03.910 --> 00:31:06.390
deals with every country. Right. And apparently

00:31:06.390 --> 00:31:08.589
he's in the midst of working with both of these

00:31:08.589 --> 00:31:12.349
countries. And he said, we're, we're going to,

00:31:12.349 --> 00:31:14.130
we're not talking about trade and you're going

00:31:14.130 --> 00:31:16.420
to basically get screwed if you don't stop. This

00:31:16.420 --> 00:31:17.960
shit that you're doing right now. Well, there's

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.539
a lot of stuff made in both of those countries.

00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:23.660
Right. Cambodia and Thailand and Vietnam. I don't

00:31:23.660 --> 00:31:26.160
know if I've ever seen anything from Laos, but

00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:29.740
I've seen them from all those countries. Typically

00:31:29.740 --> 00:31:34.640
clothing is what I see, right? Cheap labor. Yeah.

00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.500
Well, it is. Exactly. Because what people are

00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:39.220
doing is they're pulling it out of China and

00:31:39.220 --> 00:31:41.599
putting them here. Yep. The factories, right?

00:31:41.940 --> 00:31:45.259
Right. So it was going to be a big impact. yeah

00:31:45.259 --> 00:31:48.240
so he yeah he threatened to basically stop the

00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:50.700
trade discussions and basically if we do that

00:31:50.700 --> 00:31:53.119
you're not going to get any you're going to get

00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:55.240
the worst deal possible and so they were like

00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:57.220
okay okay okay we're going to quit fighting you

00:31:57.220 --> 00:32:00.559
know which is awesome i mean he really i know

00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:02.400
that people would vomit all over themselves if

00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:05.500
they if you know we touted him as the the president

00:32:05.500 --> 00:32:08.569
of peace and he should be nominated for Nobel

00:32:08.569 --> 00:32:10.910
Peace Prize. I think he should be nominated for

00:32:10.910 --> 00:32:12.930
a Nobel Peace Prize because it's not just, you

00:32:12.930 --> 00:32:15.029
know, it's the Abraham Accords. I mean, it goes

00:32:15.029 --> 00:32:17.130
back, you know, he should have been nominated

00:32:17.130 --> 00:32:19.910
for the Nobel Peace Prize then. You know, they

00:32:19.910 --> 00:32:23.589
didn't give him, the folks that have the Trump

00:32:23.589 --> 00:32:27.450
hatred will not give it to him. They will not

00:32:27.450 --> 00:32:29.650
give it to him. No, they won't. No, they won't.

00:32:29.690 --> 00:32:32.150
And I don't get it. I mean, granted, he's a child,

00:32:32.210 --> 00:32:35.519
but you know what? They are all children. You

00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.880
know, Barack Obama was a child from the shit

00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:40.119
that he's going through. Obviously, he was trying

00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:44.180
to sway the election by preparing an environment

00:32:44.180 --> 00:32:46.440
for when Trump took office that would go against

00:32:46.440 --> 00:32:48.980
him. Right. You know, and Hillary Clinton was

00:32:48.980 --> 00:32:51.039
bad. Bill Clinton was getting blowjobs in the

00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:53.700
office. I mean, they're all children. I mean,

00:32:53.720 --> 00:32:55.880
they're all fucking up. I mean, Trump, the only

00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:58.779
thing he does is just say stupid shit sometimes.

00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:01.400
I don't care. At the end of the day, fix our

00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:04.940
country. And you know what? He is. Yeah. I don't

00:33:04.940 --> 00:33:07.660
disagree, but, I mean, this whole Nobel Peace

00:33:07.660 --> 00:33:10.859
Prize thing, I mean, I know it's Norway, right?

00:33:11.579 --> 00:33:15.819
It's in Oslo. Yeah, so the ceremony's in Oslo.

00:33:16.380 --> 00:33:19.319
The ceremony. How does this work? Who decides

00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.700
who gets a Nobel? I know people nominate people,

00:33:22.839 --> 00:33:24.460
right? Right, so I don't know if you need to

00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:26.900
be at a certain stature or standing in order

00:33:26.900 --> 00:33:30.000
to, like, can I nominate somebody? Yeah, how

00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.160
does the process work? What's the general process?

00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:34.720
Do we know? Is it a head of state that has to

00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.900
nominate you or someone? I don't know who can

00:33:37.900 --> 00:33:42.420
nominate. But it's done every year on December

00:33:42.420 --> 00:33:45.380
10th in Oslo. All right, here we go. Let me read

00:33:45.380 --> 00:33:47.839
this real quick. It's the Oslo process refers

00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:50.259
to a series of secret negotiations and agreements

00:33:50.259 --> 00:33:53.440
between... Oh, this is totally not it at all.

00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:57.200
Okay, never mind. So the Norwegian Nobel Committee...

00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.289
Is that what you just read? No. Decides who receives

00:34:00.289 --> 00:34:02.490
the Nobel Peace Prize. The five -member committee

00:34:02.490 --> 00:34:06.089
is appointed by the Norwegian parliament. Storting.

00:34:06.130 --> 00:34:09.449
The committee's composition reflects the political

00:34:09.449 --> 00:34:13.070
balance with... I don't know what storting is.

00:34:13.750 --> 00:34:16.389
Within the storting. They are responsible for

00:34:16.389 --> 00:34:19.710
selecting the Lariat Forum from a pool of nominated

00:34:19.710 --> 00:34:25.829
candidates. Scroll up real quick for me. The

00:34:25.829 --> 00:34:29.260
nominations. Who can nominate? Okay. A select

00:34:29.260 --> 00:34:31.719
group of individuals, members of national governments

00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:34.539
and assemblies, members of international courts.

00:34:34.739 --> 00:34:36.219
All right. So they kind of go through the list

00:34:36.219 --> 00:34:39.500
of who has the prestige. That's what I was getting

00:34:39.500 --> 00:34:42.000
at. I think you have to have some kind of prestige

00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:45.920
within a certain field or government or something

00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:48.760
like that in order to, like, just we can't nominate.

00:34:48.860 --> 00:34:50.880
All right. You've got to nominate it by January

00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.400
31st of each year, blah, blah, blah. It has to

00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:56.000
be strict secrecy regarding the nominees and

00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:59.260
their nominations. for 50 years after the prize

00:34:59.260 --> 00:35:01.739
is awarded. What now? The committee maintains

00:35:01.739 --> 00:35:05.519
strict secrecy regarding the nominees and their

00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:08.500
nominations for 50 years after the prize is awarded.

00:35:08.780 --> 00:35:10.440
Why? I don't know. That makes no sense. Is it

00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:12.619
like the JFK files or something? I guess so.

00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.579
That makes no sense at all. So remember earlier

00:35:15.579 --> 00:35:19.820
we were like, well, who's been nominated? They

00:35:19.820 --> 00:35:22.519
don't tell you who's been nominated. Interesting.

00:35:22.659 --> 00:35:26.159
Just choose one. So while the committee selects

00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.500
the winner, a wide range of individuals and groups

00:35:28.500 --> 00:35:31.159
submit their nominations, including members of

00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:32.440
national governments, university professors,

00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:35.780
and former winners of the Nobel Peace Prize.

00:35:36.340 --> 00:35:43.139
So I think I saw somewhere it was a leader of

00:35:43.139 --> 00:35:44.980
one of the countries, and he goes, I'm going

00:35:44.980 --> 00:35:47.300
to nominate you for Nobel Peace Prize. I think

00:35:47.300 --> 00:35:50.079
it was Pakistan. Was it the Pakistan guy? Yeah.

00:35:50.179 --> 00:35:52.539
Well, I don't know. I don't know who said it,

00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:53.920
but they're in the White House. They're sitting

00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:58.739
in one of the rooms and having a meeting. And

00:35:58.739 --> 00:36:00.659
he said, yeah, I'm going to nominate you for

00:36:00.659 --> 00:36:03.719
your Nobel Peace Prize. Yeah, which is cool.

00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:06.860
Anyway, but yeah, he's never going to get it.

00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:09.389
But who decides? Like, who is the committee that

00:36:09.389 --> 00:36:12.610
awards it? Well, the Nobel Committee, so it's

00:36:12.610 --> 00:36:14.989
done by majority. So they have a bunch of people

00:36:14.989 --> 00:36:17.510
that make their submissions, and then the Norwegian

00:36:17.510 --> 00:36:20.130
Nobel Committee decides who receives the prize.

00:36:20.489 --> 00:36:23.090
It's a five -member committee. Five members,

00:36:23.150 --> 00:36:25.349
that's it. Appointed by the Norwegian Parliament.

00:36:25.409 --> 00:36:27.349
If you get a bunch of TDS folks in there, he's

00:36:27.349 --> 00:36:29.130
not kidding. They're all TDS folks in Europe.

00:36:29.309 --> 00:36:32.449
Yeah. In all of Europe. So the Norwegian Nobel

00:36:32.449 --> 00:36:34.710
Committee reviews the nominations, assesses the

00:36:34.710 --> 00:36:36.550
candidates, and ultimately decides who will receive

00:36:36.550 --> 00:36:39.139
the prize. I mean, absolutely. You mentioned

00:36:39.139 --> 00:36:42.340
the Abraham Accords. He absolutely should have

00:36:42.340 --> 00:36:44.659
gotten a Peace Prize for that. By itself. I think

00:36:44.659 --> 00:36:47.199
we should start our own award. The Dudes Like

00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.059
Us collaboration. A Dudes Laureate. Yep. The

00:36:51.059 --> 00:36:53.699
Dudes Like Us Peace Award. Yeah. And instead

00:36:53.699 --> 00:36:55.099
of getting a million dollars, they'll get a million

00:36:55.099 --> 00:36:58.340
pesos. There you go. Or some magnets. Magnets,

00:36:58.340 --> 00:36:59.500
yeah. We'll get some refrigerator Dudes Like

00:36:59.500 --> 00:37:02.179
Us magnets. As many as they want. So submit your

00:37:02.179 --> 00:37:05.099
submissions. And a sample of our infinity bottle.

00:37:05.889 --> 00:37:08.469
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know about that. We

00:37:08.469 --> 00:37:13.389
have to vote on that. Give us an idea of who's

00:37:13.389 --> 00:37:16.250
won this prize. Because there's different prizes,

00:37:16.349 --> 00:37:19.429
right? Barack won it. I know, but there's peace

00:37:19.429 --> 00:37:23.070
prizes and then there's innovation. They're different

00:37:23.070 --> 00:37:27.869
categories, right? Sure. You don't know? I don't

00:37:27.869 --> 00:37:30.389
know. Unbelievable, Jeff. I thought you were

00:37:30.389 --> 00:37:34.699
the learned one of the group here. Me? Yeah.

00:37:34.900 --> 00:37:36.639
Well, I have one. I just can't say anything for

00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:41.400
50 years. Okay. Wow. Well, there's only one Nobel

00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:44.079
Peace Prize, but it could be awarded to individuals,

00:37:44.139 --> 00:37:47.900
organizations, like the Red Cross. Red Cross

00:37:47.900 --> 00:37:49.820
got a Nobel Peace Prize. Did you know that? I

00:37:49.820 --> 00:37:53.219
did not. All right, hold on. Narjes, Mohamedy,

00:37:53.219 --> 00:37:56.719
Nahon, Hedankyo. Okay, yeah, this is all very...

00:37:56.719 --> 00:37:59.000
Ailes, Bialatsky. I know all these guys. Who

00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:03.219
knows? The one from last year was for its efforts

00:38:03.219 --> 00:38:06.079
to achieve a world free of nuclear weapons and

00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.719
for demonstrating through witness testimony that

00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:11.260
nuclear weapons must never be used again. What?

00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:14.920
How dare you? So Greta Thunberg can win this?

00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:19.199
How dare you? No shit. I mean, it's not a very

00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:21.440
high bar when you're looking at some of these

00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:26.820
winners. I don't know how the hell Barack Obama

00:38:26.820 --> 00:38:29.320
got it. I mean, the only reason he got it was

00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.260
because he was black. Says for his extraordinary

00:38:31.260 --> 00:38:33.619
efforts to strengthen international diplomacy

00:38:33.619 --> 00:38:36.539
and cooperation between people. This was like

00:38:36.539 --> 00:38:41.320
the first year he wasn't even president yet.

00:38:41.539 --> 00:38:44.179
And the fact is that he didn't. He made things

00:38:44.179 --> 00:38:48.059
worse. He created a race divide. He was the most

00:38:48.059 --> 00:38:52.089
divisive president. He started the divide. between

00:38:52.089 --> 00:38:53.369
Republicans and Democrats. Yeah, but this is

00:38:53.369 --> 00:38:55.070
before he did any of that. Yeah, he didn't do

00:38:55.070 --> 00:38:59.750
anything. Yeah. Well, the point is that the reason

00:38:59.750 --> 00:39:03.550
he got it was that he was strengthening the peoples

00:39:03.550 --> 00:39:07.650
and the diplomacy. But how could he do that?

00:39:07.690 --> 00:39:08.969
Crock of shit. I don't think he was president

00:39:08.969 --> 00:39:11.610
yet, was he? He wasn't even president yet. He's

00:39:11.610 --> 00:39:14.230
just full of shit. It wasn't even him. It was

00:39:14.230 --> 00:39:17.530
their image of him. Correct. I mean, he didn't

00:39:17.530 --> 00:39:19.969
ask for it. Al Gore got one as well. He should

00:39:19.969 --> 00:39:22.230
have declined it if he was smart, but he's just

00:39:22.230 --> 00:39:26.070
a fool, so it doesn't matter. Anyway. Well, it

00:39:26.070 --> 00:39:28.010
says he called for a new start to relations between

00:39:28.010 --> 00:39:30.530
the Muslim world and the West based on a common

00:39:30.530 --> 00:39:32.130
interest and mutual understanding and respect.

00:39:32.489 --> 00:39:34.510
I don't see how... You know what? I don't want

00:39:34.510 --> 00:39:38.090
to get started on that. Yeah. Because I strongly,

00:39:38.289 --> 00:39:40.789
strongly disagree that that's even a possibility.

00:39:41.989 --> 00:39:44.150
During his first year in power, he showed himself

00:39:44.150 --> 00:39:46.429
to be a strong spokesman for human rights and

00:39:46.429 --> 00:39:50.610
democracy. Oh, my God. Whatever. Total whatever.

00:39:50.670 --> 00:39:56.349
Did you guys see that meme called Comply? It's

00:39:56.349 --> 00:39:58.230
this new medicine they gave out. Oh, yeah. There's

00:39:58.230 --> 00:40:00.909
a lot of those out there now. Comply. They've

00:40:00.909 --> 00:40:03.949
got George Floyd. Oh, I sent that to you. Did

00:40:03.949 --> 00:40:07.210
you send that? Oh, yeah. I thought that was fucking

00:40:07.210 --> 00:40:11.070
hilarious. Hi, I'm George Floyd, and I endorse

00:40:11.070 --> 00:40:15.269
Comply. It's helped me get along with the police

00:40:15.269 --> 00:40:19.050
officers. I can breathe now. Oh, wow. That's

00:40:19.050 --> 00:40:25.429
not going to ruffle any feathers. Type in George

00:40:25.429 --> 00:40:28.110
Floyd. Nobody has a sense of humor anymore, man.

00:40:28.210 --> 00:40:31.730
We need to have stuff like this. It's just funny.

00:40:32.110 --> 00:40:35.929
Play that one little thing. It's AI, of course.

00:40:37.110 --> 00:40:39.409
It's going to be funny. Let's see what it says.

00:40:41.170 --> 00:40:45.130
It says to screen grab. Oh, it doesn't have a

00:40:45.130 --> 00:40:51.750
video? That's so bad. Yeah, go YouTube all the

00:40:51.750 --> 00:40:55.630
way on the left. But then I started taking this

00:40:55.630 --> 00:40:59.409
comply. Now I breathe just fine. Side effects

00:40:59.409 --> 00:41:02.409
of comply may include dizziness, obedience, improved

00:41:02.409 --> 00:41:04.489
breathing during police encounters and sudden

00:41:04.489 --> 00:41:06.929
respect for authority. Do not resist while taking

00:41:06.929 --> 00:41:10.590
comply. Ask your officer if comply is right for

00:41:10.590 --> 00:41:17.579
you. That's freaking genius. It is. I don't even

00:41:17.579 --> 00:41:20.179
care if it ruffles feathers. It's a little insensitive,

00:41:20.260 --> 00:41:22.219
but hey, it works. But you know what? I don't

00:41:22.219 --> 00:41:24.219
care if it's insensitive because I think the

00:41:24.219 --> 00:41:26.219
people that aren't complying are insensitive.

00:41:26.420 --> 00:41:28.340
You know, they've got, and there's a big deal

00:41:28.340 --> 00:41:32.219
with the ICE right now. The left is so up in

00:41:32.219 --> 00:41:34.619
arms about them wearing masks, you know, and

00:41:34.619 --> 00:41:36.820
they're wanting to get these guys out and expose

00:41:36.820 --> 00:41:39.039
them. And it's like, you know, fuck off. You

00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:40.800
know, these guys are here illegally. And look,

00:41:40.900 --> 00:41:45.820
I feel bad for them. Some of the guys that have

00:41:45.820 --> 00:41:48.179
jobs, they've been here for 15, 20 years, they

00:41:48.179 --> 00:41:50.639
got families, and all they do is they work and

00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.980
they provide for the family. Yeah, that sucks.

00:41:53.340 --> 00:41:56.039
And I feel for you. Yeah. And I don't know what

00:41:56.039 --> 00:42:00.460
to tell you. But the law. Yeah, but is there

00:42:00.460 --> 00:42:02.559
someone more important to get out? Probably.

00:42:03.000 --> 00:42:05.539
But you're next on the hit list. I can't explain

00:42:05.539 --> 00:42:08.780
why you're there. But you're there, and you got

00:42:08.780 --> 00:42:11.420
to go. You got to fix it. Yeah. You know, I don't

00:42:11.420 --> 00:42:13.440
know. I feel bad, but at the same time, it's

00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:17.260
the law. If I have a speeding ticket, I'm going

00:42:17.260 --> 00:42:19.500
to go to jail if I don't take care of it. And

00:42:19.500 --> 00:42:21.780
if it festers and I've got my kid in the car

00:42:21.780 --> 00:42:25.260
and I get pulled over, I'm going to jail anyways,

00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.139
and someone's going to have to pick up the kid.

00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:29.820
Yep. The kid's going to be crying, and there's

00:42:29.820 --> 00:42:32.179
going to be all kinds of drama going on. They're

00:42:32.179 --> 00:42:33.940
going to go, oh, I'll tell you what, you just

00:42:33.940 --> 00:42:35.679
go home now. Just take care of it when you get

00:42:35.679 --> 00:42:37.710
a chance. Dude, they don't give a fuck. Give

00:42:37.710 --> 00:42:40.309
me my $500 for that speeding violation that you

00:42:40.309 --> 00:42:42.829
did back in 2002 that you never took care of.

00:42:42.929 --> 00:42:48.230
Right. 23 years later. I know. How long does

00:42:48.230 --> 00:42:51.110
that last anyways? What, the statute of limitations

00:42:51.110 --> 00:42:53.329
on a speeding ticket? Yeah. There isn't one.

00:42:53.449 --> 00:42:55.409
I think it's forever, right? Well, I tell you,

00:42:55.409 --> 00:42:59.409
Texas A &M parking tickets has no statute of

00:42:59.409 --> 00:43:02.269
limitations either. That $500 is now a $5 million

00:43:02.269 --> 00:43:06.210
fine. Shelly could not get her transcript. from

00:43:06.210 --> 00:43:11.489
A &M from 1995 because she had an unpaid parking

00:43:11.489 --> 00:43:15.469
ticket. That was paper back then. Yes. And we

00:43:15.469 --> 00:43:17.449
were like, can you show proof of something? I

00:43:17.449 --> 00:43:21.329
mean, shit, we have no idea. And they didn't

00:43:21.329 --> 00:43:23.809
add much to it. It's still like 85 bucks or 150

00:43:23.809 --> 00:43:25.989
bucks or something. I don't know what it was.

00:43:26.170 --> 00:43:29.630
But I was like, are you serious? You're not going

00:43:29.630 --> 00:43:32.269
to give her a transcript. We're 30 years on at

00:43:32.269 --> 00:43:36.219
this point. Yeah, 30 years later. Insane. That's

00:43:36.219 --> 00:43:40.460
good record keeping. It's like having an expired

00:43:40.460 --> 00:43:46.119
book from a library for a super long time. Returning

00:43:46.119 --> 00:43:50.619
it, yeah, you owe $553 ,000 in late fees, but

00:43:50.619 --> 00:43:52.659
we're willing to waive them if you bring the

00:43:52.659 --> 00:43:56.139
book back. It was like Blockbuster. If your fees

00:43:56.139 --> 00:43:59.420
got so out of control, they would help you out.

00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:04.900
Blockbuster was bad. I mean, yeah. There would

00:44:04.900 --> 00:44:06.559
be miscommunication between you and your wife.

00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:08.039
You thought they were going to return it, and

00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:09.619
they thought you were going to return it, and

00:44:09.619 --> 00:44:13.679
five days later, now you've paid $35 for the

00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.579
99 -cent rental that you got. Oh, the worst.

00:44:16.739 --> 00:44:18.719
And then they charge you two bucks because you

00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:21.760
didn't rewind it. Yeah, be kind, rewind. Oh,

00:44:21.780 --> 00:44:24.699
shit, I'm talking about just the DVDs. Well,

00:44:24.739 --> 00:44:28.619
I remember we would forget to turn it in, but

00:44:28.619 --> 00:44:31.519
you have to have it in by midnight of that night.

00:44:32.170 --> 00:44:34.530
11 .55. I was speeding to get there so I could

00:44:34.530 --> 00:44:37.010
drop it in the box. You and like 50 other people.

00:44:38.329 --> 00:44:40.050
Cranking it in there. You remember how that first.

00:44:40.090 --> 00:44:42.289
I've done that a few times. What was it? Red

00:44:42.289 --> 00:44:45.849
block. Red box. Red box. I've never used that.

00:44:45.869 --> 00:44:47.449
No, no, no. Is that the stuff they mail to your

00:44:47.449 --> 00:44:49.829
house? Actually, it was Netflix. Netflix started

00:44:49.829 --> 00:44:52.769
it. They started with sending you DVDs to your

00:44:52.769 --> 00:44:55.110
house. Correct. That was the best. It was before

00:44:55.110 --> 00:44:57.849
streaming. Correct. And then, yeah, you could

00:44:57.849 --> 00:45:00.869
keep it as long as you wanted. And then you put

00:45:00.869 --> 00:45:02.250
it in the pouch and then you mail it and you

00:45:02.250 --> 00:45:04.110
get the new ones. And it's kind of like Columbia

00:45:04.110 --> 00:45:05.949
House, remember, with the CDs, all these CDs.

00:45:06.110 --> 00:45:07.690
Oh, yeah. Except you own them in that situation.

00:45:07.829 --> 00:45:11.070
Right. And then Redbox came out. We used Redbox.

00:45:11.110 --> 00:45:13.710
We never did Netflix. We did Redbox. It's gone,

00:45:13.809 --> 00:45:15.829
right? It's done? Oh, yeah. I think it's. No,

00:45:15.869 --> 00:45:18.630
there's Redbox over at Walgreens. Is there really?

00:45:18.750 --> 00:45:21.630
Yeah. I know they've discontinued a lot of them.

00:45:21.670 --> 00:45:24.230
There was one at Kroger, too. That's gone. The

00:45:24.230 --> 00:45:27.090
one at Kroger's gone? Oh, yeah. Oh, is it? Interesting.

00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:29.360
I know, we never even look, right? Because we

00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:32.619
do streaming now. Yeah, who does DVDs anymore?

00:45:32.820 --> 00:45:34.320
Yeah, when was the last time you watched a DVD?

00:45:35.340 --> 00:45:38.059
Do you even have a DVD player? Outside of the

00:45:38.059 --> 00:45:41.619
Xbox, no. I do, I still have one. I have one.

00:45:41.780 --> 00:45:43.860
It just sits there. In the attic. No, mine just

00:45:43.860 --> 00:45:45.940
sits there underneath the receiver. It means,

00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:47.940
you know, we don't use it, but it sits there.

00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:51.900
If we wanted to, we could watch a DVD. We wouldn't.

00:45:51.900 --> 00:45:54.079
Or you just stream it. We stream it. That's what

00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:55.840
I'm saying. We stream everything. It's a different

00:45:55.840 --> 00:46:00.920
world, man. idea what we dealt with now traveling

00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:04.320
back and forth you know I for one of my jobs

00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:07.619
I used to have I used to have to the hell I work

00:46:07.619 --> 00:46:11.539
for a company Armstrong relocation it's a subsidiary

00:46:11.539 --> 00:46:14.139
of United Van Lines my job was to go to these

00:46:14.139 --> 00:46:17.920
people's houses and size up what they own so

00:46:17.920 --> 00:46:20.219
I would walk in there and if it's a two -bedroom

00:46:20.219 --> 00:46:22.920
apartment I'd say when they got a couch check

00:46:23.690 --> 00:46:26.590
Table, chairs, check. Go in their bedrooms. You

00:46:26.590 --> 00:46:29.590
can anticipate how many wardrobe boxes. You look

00:46:29.590 --> 00:46:32.590
on the countertops. You kind of look at everything.

00:46:32.690 --> 00:46:34.230
How many boxes are we going to need? They need

00:46:34.230 --> 00:46:36.070
a certain amount of space and a truck for this

00:46:36.070 --> 00:46:39.289
stuff. Oh, yeah, sure. So I went all over Texas

00:46:39.289 --> 00:46:43.170
in this North Texas region. And you have to go

00:46:43.170 --> 00:46:45.630
find those places. And back then, shit, they

00:46:45.630 --> 00:46:51.389
didn't have Google Maps. No. So we had a Maps

00:46:51.389 --> 00:46:55.019
Go. So you have different counties, you know,

00:46:55.039 --> 00:46:59.679
and you get the map scale that's germane to that

00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:03.440
county. And then you look up the address in the

00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:05.659
back of the index. So in the back, it's like

00:47:05.659 --> 00:47:07.699
a phone book. You know, they have addresses,

00:47:07.780 --> 00:47:09.860
ranges, you know, street names, and then the

00:47:09.860 --> 00:47:11.980
range of the numbers. And then because sometimes

00:47:11.980 --> 00:47:14.079
if you're on, you know, Main Street, whatever,

00:47:14.219 --> 00:47:16.400
Main Street, there's a gazillion. So, you know,

00:47:16.420 --> 00:47:19.500
you've got a city. It's, you know, it goes, go

00:47:19.500 --> 00:47:24.519
to page 35. Square C number five. Yeah, like

00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:27.320
broken into grid. Yeah, you go to that grid and

00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:29.360
then you kind of figure out how to get there.

00:47:29.460 --> 00:47:30.840
And you're like, all right, well, that's there.

00:47:31.139 --> 00:47:33.159
And then you go to another page and it's kind

00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:34.699
of a blown up section. All right, well, this

00:47:34.699 --> 00:47:38.260
is pages 10 through 16. So you got a six page

00:47:38.260 --> 00:47:40.900
blow up. And then you write down directions.

00:47:41.500 --> 00:47:45.960
In fact, our workplace used to have, that's what

00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:48.849
these girls did. That was their job. is that

00:47:48.849 --> 00:47:50.869
they would say, all right, you go to this intersection,

00:47:51.070 --> 00:47:53.369
take a left. And they would give you directions

00:47:53.369 --> 00:47:57.110
on how to get there. That's crazy. I'd get lost

00:47:57.110 --> 00:48:00.269
right now. Yeah, when I was, before I moved down

00:48:00.269 --> 00:48:02.929
here, I delivered pizzas for, I don't know, three,

00:48:03.070 --> 00:48:08.510
four, five months. And this was in 92, 93. I

00:48:08.510 --> 00:48:11.369
moved down here in 93. So it was probably the

00:48:11.369 --> 00:48:15.789
beginning of 93. Well, I think it was, I don't

00:48:15.789 --> 00:48:17.690
even know who the hell I delivered for. dominoes

00:48:17.690 --> 00:48:21.230
or pizza hut um it was pizza hut and on the wall

00:48:21.230 --> 00:48:25.550
there's a humongous map street map just humongous

00:48:25.550 --> 00:48:27.510
so you can get down to the street in your delivery

00:48:27.510 --> 00:48:30.530
area and you're like and you have to find these

00:48:30.530 --> 00:48:35.849
addresses on this map and you didn't have a grid

00:48:35.849 --> 00:48:37.510
you didn't have a phone book to go through so

00:48:37.510 --> 00:48:40.849
you're like that's crazy and sometimes you they

00:48:40.849 --> 00:48:43.289
at the time they're like yeah i'm on pike street

00:48:43.289 --> 00:48:47.039
and it's off of uh this main road so you okay

00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:50.579
okay and you're trying to find it and and you're

00:48:50.579 --> 00:48:53.039
sort of you're on a timetable you don't want

00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:54.699
the pizza to get cold right so you're doing that

00:48:54.699 --> 00:48:56.619
you're doing three or four at a time right so

00:48:56.619 --> 00:48:58.099
you're trying to find all these and you're mapping

00:48:58.099 --> 00:49:00.039
your your thing out and you're trying to write

00:49:00.039 --> 00:49:02.969
this stuff down i have to go here Then I have

00:49:02.969 --> 00:49:04.710
to go over here, then here and here, and then

00:49:04.710 --> 00:49:07.230
you go. And it's dark. And it's dark. And it's

00:49:07.230 --> 00:49:10.789
dark. Yeah, so you have your little notes. And

00:49:10.789 --> 00:49:14.250
the struggle was real. It was back then. It was

00:49:14.250 --> 00:49:16.550
pain in the ass. Our kids have no concept of

00:49:16.550 --> 00:49:19.699
any of this. Yeah. After a while, you'd learn

00:49:19.699 --> 00:49:21.559
a lot of these streets because you're driving

00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:22.880
them all the fucking time. You'd learn it, and

00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:25.239
your dispatcher would kind of know, hey, these

00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:27.320
are close to each other, so, you know. Yeah,

00:49:27.340 --> 00:49:29.480
they would help you out, and they're better at

00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:31.579
it than everybody else. It could be all over

00:49:31.579 --> 00:49:33.820
the town or whatever, but I did that in college,

00:49:33.880 --> 00:49:36.880
too, at the Pizza Hut on Southgate there. There

00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:39.539
you go. And we had all of College Station as

00:49:39.539 --> 00:49:42.619
our area. As your delivery area. And we had map

00:49:42.619 --> 00:49:46.110
books of every single apartment. you know. Oh,

00:49:46.130 --> 00:49:47.710
yeah. Then you think about apartments. You're

00:49:47.710 --> 00:49:49.349
right. It's like all the different. Oh, yeah,

00:49:49.349 --> 00:49:50.690
the apartments were paying the ass. Oh, man.

00:49:50.690 --> 00:49:52.210
Yeah, you come in and you're going to find building

00:49:52.210 --> 00:49:55.449
18 and unit 1804. Well, they had a map of that,

00:49:55.469 --> 00:49:58.610
you know, treehouse apartments, unit 1804, and

00:49:58.610 --> 00:50:00.329
you can figure out where to park. And then you

00:50:00.329 --> 00:50:03.489
go up and you maybe get, invade the kegger party

00:50:03.489 --> 00:50:06.909
that's going on there. Right. Yeah. Well, now.

00:50:07.500 --> 00:50:09.360
Now they have DoorDash for everything. Or no,

00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:11.980
Uber Eats. I was with Dylan in his house, in

00:50:11.980 --> 00:50:13.960
his new house, and he's like, yeah, I don't have

00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:17.000
any beer, Dad, but I ordered some off of Uber

00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.719
Eats, so it should be here in like 30 minutes.

00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:22.940
I'm like, you ordered a 12 -pack of beer from

00:50:22.940 --> 00:50:26.619
Uber Eats. Yeah, you can. I know. I'm just like,

00:50:26.699 --> 00:50:29.340
what? Why didn't we just go to the store and

00:50:29.340 --> 00:50:31.539
buy one? You know what I mean? I'm like, what

00:50:31.539 --> 00:50:34.239
the hell, man? It's convenience, I guess. I guess.

00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:36.480
My buddy does that for packs of smokes. And I'm

00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:39.139
like, are you kidding me? You got a DoorDash

00:50:39.139 --> 00:50:40.920
for a pack of smokes? They're already taxed out

00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:44.380
the ass on that thing. I know when I was, even

00:50:44.380 --> 00:50:48.159
when Julie and I first met, we'd go on road trips.

00:50:48.239 --> 00:50:50.980
We'd go back and forth to see my parents up in

00:50:50.980 --> 00:50:55.340
Cincinnati. And my parents had AAA at the time.

00:50:55.659 --> 00:50:58.219
So we'd call, acted like them, and say, yeah,

00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:02.510
I need a trip tick from this address. to this

00:51:02.510 --> 00:51:06.630
address and then they're like okay it'll be at

00:51:06.630 --> 00:51:08.750
your it'll be at your house in you know three

00:51:08.750 --> 00:51:13.570
days uh so what it was it was a i don't know

00:51:13.570 --> 00:51:17.070
it's like a pamphlet thing flyer thing uh spiral

00:51:17.070 --> 00:51:20.429
bound thing what had your map on it so you'd

00:51:20.429 --> 00:51:24.110
had sections of map on the path you needed to

00:51:24.110 --> 00:51:28.809
take so you'd have these sections of road it'll

00:51:28.809 --> 00:51:31.400
tell you where construction was Oh, wow. At the

00:51:31.400 --> 00:51:34.280
time. So it was as accurate as it could be down

00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:37.460
to a few days. Sure. It'll tell you where the

00:51:37.460 --> 00:51:39.760
rest stops are. It'll tell you. It'll also have

00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:43.480
the words written down. So they had the data.

00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:46.039
That was just the best way they could present

00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:48.119
it. Yeah. So then you'd order this. Then they'd

00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:51.320
mail it to you. Right. And print it. Print it.

00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:53.219
They would print it out. They'd spiral bind it.

00:51:53.260 --> 00:51:54.800
Have you heard of this? What is this called?

00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:59.780
A triptych. Triptych. Triptych from AAA. Have

00:51:59.780 --> 00:52:01.719
you ever heard of that? No. I wonder if they

00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:03.079
have a picture of it up there, if you can find

00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:05.059
it. And it's directions on getting from point

00:52:05.059 --> 00:52:06.860
A to point B. Yeah, so I would like... And the

00:52:06.860 --> 00:52:09.119
map. And the dedicated map. Yeah, it had the

00:52:09.119 --> 00:52:13.539
map. And this was back when? Well, I knew Julius,

00:52:13.579 --> 00:52:17.820
so probably 96, 95, 96. Yeah, that right there.

00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:24.000
100%. How bizarre. Customized. It's customized

00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:27.079
for... Every trip, yep. So we would get one every

00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:29.960
road trip we went on. I guess that's cool. I've

00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:33.380
never heard of it. I haven't at all. It was always

00:52:33.380 --> 00:52:35.679
good because each section, each one's a little

00:52:35.679 --> 00:52:38.739
different. If you're coming into a city, it would

00:52:38.739 --> 00:52:40.719
zoom in so you wouldn't cover as many miles,

00:52:40.780 --> 00:52:44.480
but other ones maybe 150 miles long. It was always

00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:46.300
exciting when you're like, turn the page. That's

00:52:46.300 --> 00:52:50.159
super handy. Turn the page. Wow, you must have

00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:53.570
been rich. It was free. So you must have known

00:52:53.570 --> 00:52:55.889
a lot of people. It was free. It was free. I

00:52:55.889 --> 00:52:57.369
mean, you had to have AAA. Well, you had to have

00:52:57.369 --> 00:52:58.989
AAA. That's what we asked. Oh, I see. Yeah, my

00:52:58.989 --> 00:53:00.690
parents remember. And that's 6 ,000 a year. I

00:53:00.690 --> 00:53:03.710
remember when I was working for that moving company,

00:53:03.769 --> 00:53:07.590
I just dawned on me. I missed one of my appointments.

00:53:07.690 --> 00:53:11.210
I remember same address. Are they still waiting?

00:53:11.969 --> 00:53:13.969
They're still waiting. Different zip code. You

00:53:13.969 --> 00:53:16.030
better call them. Different zip code, same address.

00:53:16.530 --> 00:53:20.409
Oh. I drove two hours in a different direction.

00:53:22.139 --> 00:53:25.099
Oh, no. And, you know, I get this phone call,

00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:28.840
and they're like, I'm outside your door. What's

00:53:28.840 --> 00:53:30.559
up, man? Were they on the Muppets or something?

00:53:31.300 --> 00:53:34.219
It was Beaker. Yeah, it sounded like Beaker.

00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:43.059
Beaker's family. I got in trouble for that, too,

00:53:43.059 --> 00:53:44.679
and I was just like, really? You're like, dude,

00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:46.639
I went to the wrong zip code. What the hell,

00:53:46.719 --> 00:53:49.059
man? Do you have one of those big fold -out maps

00:53:49.059 --> 00:53:53.860
that you... Rand McNally. Yeah. I mean, just

00:53:53.860 --> 00:53:55.960
different times like that. Hell, man, can you

00:53:55.960 --> 00:53:58.619
imagine without even getting a map? I mean, look,

00:53:58.840 --> 00:54:03.300
it's not just the map. I mean, nowadays, it's

00:54:03.300 --> 00:54:06.699
like, I think I'm getting more stupid or I'm

00:54:06.699 --> 00:54:08.920
not retaining the information. It's because it's

00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:13.099
that dopamine thing. It's the attention span

00:54:13.099 --> 00:54:16.320
thing. It's kind of like, well, I need to know.

00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:19.090
Like, you guys see it. I need to enter the address

00:54:19.090 --> 00:54:21.789
into the car before driving somewhere. And you're

00:54:21.789 --> 00:54:24.210
like, Sean's over there. He's like, yeah, I need

00:54:24.210 --> 00:54:26.389
to enter it in so I know where I'm going. I need

00:54:26.389 --> 00:54:29.090
the fastest way. Well, it's not just that, but

00:54:29.090 --> 00:54:31.550
it's just like I'm around a bunch of people that

00:54:31.550 --> 00:54:35.409
constantly antagonize me if I take a left instead

00:54:35.409 --> 00:54:38.510
of a right. And so, I mean, not just you guys.

00:54:38.590 --> 00:54:40.329
I mean, my wife and everyone. It's just like,

00:54:40.369 --> 00:54:41.909
fuck. So you're like, I'm just following what

00:54:41.909 --> 00:54:44.650
it says. Yes. Get off my back. Yes. So I've gotten

00:54:44.650 --> 00:54:47.659
to that point. It's more than that now. It's

00:54:47.659 --> 00:54:50.239
kind of like, I don't know how to get from certain

00:54:50.239 --> 00:54:52.300
places. I know. It's because I went to lunch

00:54:52.300 --> 00:54:53.699
today and they're like, well, where is that?

00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:56.599
I was talking about the Horseneck Bourbon Exchange.

00:54:56.820 --> 00:54:58.760
Fantastic town. Shout out to the Horseneck guys.

00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.460
I was like, where was that? It was like, somewhere

00:55:02.460 --> 00:55:07.820
around here. Come on. Ask our sons if they know.

00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:10.260
I'll say something's at the corner of blah and

00:55:10.260 --> 00:55:14.480
blah and they'll be like, okay. Can you send

00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:16.760
me the address because I'm going to put it into

00:55:16.760 --> 00:55:18.599
Google. Well, Stephen has made comments because

00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:20.840
he's actually really good with not using GPS.

00:55:20.900 --> 00:55:23.960
He can drive around. He goes, yeah, he goes,

00:55:24.019 --> 00:55:26.300
my friends like me to drive because I know where

00:55:26.300 --> 00:55:29.659
I'm going. Right. I don't know what he does differently,

00:55:29.800 --> 00:55:32.139
but he somehow figured out how to get around

00:55:32.139 --> 00:55:34.380
by street names. Well, he grew up there too.

00:55:34.619 --> 00:55:36.739
But to your point, when you're not thinking about

00:55:36.739 --> 00:55:39.570
your surroundings. and you're not memorizing

00:55:39.570 --> 00:55:41.670
street names of where you're going in north and

00:55:41.670 --> 00:55:44.289
south, and you're just following a computer telling

00:55:44.289 --> 00:55:47.449
you where to go mindlessly, it does make you

00:55:47.449 --> 00:55:51.230
dumb. In this general area, yeah, I know where

00:55:51.230 --> 00:55:52.670
we're going. It's not a big deal. Of course.

00:55:52.750 --> 00:55:56.389
But I go outside my area a lot. Right. Oh, you're

00:55:56.389 --> 00:56:00.269
all over the place. So from that point, it's

00:56:00.269 --> 00:56:01.909
still frustrating because I'm kind of like, all

00:56:01.909 --> 00:56:04.869
right, well, I've been here three times in the

00:56:04.869 --> 00:56:08.239
last two years. I should know how to get here.

00:56:08.380 --> 00:56:10.699
Why do I need to plug all this shit in? It's

00:56:10.699 --> 00:56:13.260
because I don't pay attention. It's on autopilot,

00:56:13.300 --> 00:56:16.199
and I just go. 100%. I'm listening to the Dudes

00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:18.300
Like Us podcast. Oh, well, that's why you're

00:56:18.300 --> 00:56:24.079
getting dumb. Right. 100%. Right. Well, the GPS,

00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:26.940
I mean, they're getting a lot better, but I know

00:56:26.940 --> 00:56:29.460
when they were fairly new, they would take you

00:56:29.460 --> 00:56:33.139
to places that were very incorrect. That happened

00:56:33.139 --> 00:56:36.510
to me when we went to Iron Root. Oh, yeah. Remember

00:56:36.510 --> 00:56:38.449
when I was late to the tour and you guys, where

00:56:38.449 --> 00:56:40.670
are you at? It was right next to where we were.

00:56:40.730 --> 00:56:43.489
I was like, dude, the Google took me 10 minutes

00:56:43.489 --> 00:56:45.369
south. Well, in all fairness, they had major

00:56:45.369 --> 00:56:48.570
construction going on. Yeah. No, it took me to

00:56:48.570 --> 00:56:51.289
a fictional place. And it said, you are here.

00:56:51.590 --> 00:56:54.369
And I was like, I'm in the field. Right. What

00:56:54.369 --> 00:56:55.909
are you talking about? It was the future location.

00:56:56.070 --> 00:56:59.889
You were from the future. Oh. Awesome. Sorry,

00:56:59.969 --> 00:57:01.409
I interrupted you. Go back to what you were saying.

00:57:01.489 --> 00:57:02.969
No, I was just saying that I remember one time

00:57:02.969 --> 00:57:05.630
when we went to Colorado Springs and Preston

00:57:05.630 --> 00:57:09.949
went with us. And I think one of our luggages,

00:57:09.949 --> 00:57:13.269
one of our bags missed the flight and it showed

00:57:13.269 --> 00:57:15.610
up later. So I went back to the airport to get

00:57:15.610 --> 00:57:18.550
it. And I plugged in, take me back to the Colorado

00:57:18.550 --> 00:57:23.710
Springs airport. And it took me to some dead

00:57:23.710 --> 00:57:27.610
end road in a field. In Yellowstone? Yeah, in

00:57:27.610 --> 00:57:30.829
Yellowstone, and then the volcano erupted. No,

00:57:30.909 --> 00:57:32.750
it took me to a dead -end road. I was like, this

00:57:32.750 --> 00:57:35.309
is not right. It was pitch black. I was like,

00:57:35.369 --> 00:57:38.610
I could see the airport over there. I was just

00:57:38.610 --> 00:57:40.210
like, this is not right. I didn't know where

00:57:40.210 --> 00:57:42.190
I was at because I'm not familiar with Colorado

00:57:42.190 --> 00:57:43.829
Springs. So I was like, well, maybe it's going

00:57:43.829 --> 00:57:45.809
to swing around. I was like, no, that's a dead

00:57:45.809 --> 00:57:51.070
end. Like I said, it got me probably within three

00:57:51.070 --> 00:57:53.489
miles of the airport, but it was way off. Yeah,

00:57:53.510 --> 00:57:55.210
you stopped thinking. I mean, you heard about

00:57:55.210 --> 00:57:58.420
the elderly couple. that was being told to go

00:57:58.420 --> 00:58:02.420
on this overpass that wasn't completed and they

00:58:02.420 --> 00:58:06.099
blew past like the warning the warning bridges

00:58:06.099 --> 00:58:08.840
and shit i mean the fences and stuff and they

00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:11.539
drove off the edge and died When did this happen?

00:58:11.699 --> 00:58:15.280
Look it up. It's 100 % true. Is this chips? It's

00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:25.019
100 % true. Why chips? They didn't. Poncherelli?

00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:27.820
Yeah, but they didn't drive off. Well, they'd

00:58:27.820 --> 00:58:33.619
always stop just in time. No, it's not a boat

00:58:33.619 --> 00:58:36.119
ramp. Not a boat ramp. No, it was a freeway.

00:58:36.809 --> 00:58:39.809
It was an unfinished freeway. Well, it happens.

00:58:40.070 --> 00:58:42.150
When I worked at Humperdinck's in Las Colinas,

00:58:42.250 --> 00:58:45.909
one of our cocktail waitresses did that. Jody.

00:58:46.789 --> 00:58:55.309
I remember Jody. This was in 183 and the George

00:58:55.309 --> 00:58:58.449
Bush and how those merge. She drove up on one

00:58:58.449 --> 00:59:01.690
of those ramps that was incomplete and drove

00:59:01.690 --> 00:59:04.739
right off the edge. What? She was a cocktail

00:59:04.739 --> 00:59:06.679
waitress at Humperdinck's in Las Colinas. Is

00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:08.679
she okay? Did she die? She died. Yeah. That's

00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:12.019
what I'm saying. People just follow Google Maps.

00:59:12.119 --> 00:59:16.219
They didn't have Google Maps back then. I don't

00:59:16.219 --> 00:59:17.780
know what the deal is. Nobody really knows. Maybe

00:59:17.780 --> 00:59:20.780
intoxicated. She wasn't a drinker. I don't know.

00:59:20.820 --> 00:59:23.139
Maybe she was, but she was one of the few girls

00:59:23.139 --> 00:59:25.059
that didn't drink. She was going to school to

00:59:25.059 --> 00:59:27.780
be a nurse. She had her shit together. It's kind

00:59:27.780 --> 00:59:30.300
of crazy, but it does happen. People drive it

00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:33.000
off on that. It happens. It happens a lot. Maybe

00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:34.860
she was drunk. Maybe she just don't. I don't

00:59:34.860 --> 00:59:37.179
know. But I do know that that's what happened.

00:59:37.659 --> 00:59:40.840
And that was crazy. And I will always remember

00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:43.420
that day when I found that out. That was like

00:59:43.420 --> 00:59:45.920
right before I met Tara. That doesn't even make

00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:48.420
sense because, I mean, it at least makes sense

00:59:48.420 --> 00:59:50.099
that somebody is so mindless that they're just

00:59:50.099 --> 00:59:51.719
telling, the computer's telling them where to

00:59:51.719 --> 00:59:54.820
go. And it thinks it's completed. So they just

00:59:54.820 --> 00:59:56.840
kind of blow off the warning signs around them.

00:59:57.039 --> 01:00:01.110
And they just drive off the edge. I mean. Yeah.

01:00:01.210 --> 01:00:04.650
It's happened. This is a destroyed bridge, so

01:00:04.650 --> 01:00:08.769
maybe it was. Inoperative for nine years. Oh,

01:00:08.769 --> 01:00:10.969
there you go. Oh, and barricades have been washed

01:00:10.969 --> 01:00:12.510
away. There are several stories on there, so

01:00:12.510 --> 01:00:15.929
take your pick. Yeah, take your pick. I mean,

01:00:15.949 --> 01:00:18.250
people just follow. I always set my GPS to avoid

01:00:18.250 --> 01:00:22.130
fairies. I clicked on the don't kill me button.

01:00:24.119 --> 01:00:26.639
And so it says, I will reroute you because this

01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:29.460
route will kill you. Do you also avoid toll roads?

01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:32.619
Dude, I made that mistake. I turned that on.

01:00:32.699 --> 01:00:35.019
Oh, that's what we're trying to make it to 1845

01:00:35.019 --> 01:00:37.239
that one day. And you had to avoid toll roads.

01:00:37.300 --> 01:00:38.980
We're like, what the hell? No, we were going

01:00:38.980 --> 01:00:41.599
to an estate sale. Oh, is that what it was? And

01:00:41.599 --> 01:00:43.360
we were just talking and talking and talking

01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:46.400
and talking. And then I'm like, why are we sitting

01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:51.030
on the feeder road? In traffic, when the tollway

01:00:51.030 --> 01:00:53.650
is wide open, I kept thinking that we were going

01:00:53.650 --> 01:00:56.630
to turn right next. And we just kept going and

01:00:56.630 --> 01:00:58.989
going through light after light. I was like,

01:00:59.050 --> 01:01:03.010
oh, God, I have the avoid tolls turned on. Anyway,

01:01:03.170 --> 01:01:05.070
it was funny. You know, those people driving

01:01:05.070 --> 01:01:07.190
off of bridges and they're just not used to it.

01:01:07.250 --> 01:01:11.099
I mean, the technology has just become. infused

01:01:11.099 --> 01:01:13.599
in our everyday thing. Even the kids, you know,

01:01:13.699 --> 01:01:16.079
I mean, the state of it now, they're like, you

01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:20.000
should not give your kid a, what's it called,

01:01:20.079 --> 01:01:22.980
a phone before the age of 13. Right. You know,

01:01:22.980 --> 01:01:25.119
they said, definitely not before the age of 13,

01:01:25.219 --> 01:01:26.780
you should give yourself a phone, give them a

01:01:26.780 --> 01:01:30.599
phone. And, you know, that's why in schools right

01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:32.239
now, Jeff, you mentioned something about the

01:01:32.239 --> 01:01:34.579
Frisco Independent School District. Yeah, the

01:01:34.579 --> 01:01:39.000
school district, well, it's the state. There

01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:43.739
is a new state bill that just passed. There's

01:01:43.739 --> 01:01:45.480
some new rules about phones, I think, for sure.

01:01:45.699 --> 01:01:49.940
Yeah, state bill. It just passed this last couple

01:01:49.940 --> 01:01:54.360
months. And one of the big ones is none of the

01:01:54.360 --> 01:01:57.619
students are allowed to have a cell phone powered

01:01:57.619 --> 01:02:00.679
on in school. Love it. And that includes smart

01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:05.059
watches and any Bluetooth attachment. No non

01:02:05.059 --> 01:02:08.860
-school. issued tablets or computers. The kids

01:02:08.860 --> 01:02:11.280
are going to struggle. They are. They're going

01:02:11.280 --> 01:02:13.579
to struggle at first. Well, they'll get used

01:02:13.579 --> 01:02:15.199
to it. They'll get used to it because we did.

01:02:15.380 --> 01:02:17.300
We never had it, so we were fine. Yeah, we survived.

01:02:17.579 --> 01:02:19.219
And I think the parents are going to have a bigger

01:02:19.219 --> 01:02:21.760
issue with it than the kids, to be honest with

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:23.739
you. Not some of them will. Well, I mean, they'll

01:02:23.739 --> 01:02:25.400
have it at home. What do you mean have a bigger

01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:27.599
issue with it? Why? Oh, because they can't get

01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:28.820
a hold of their kids. I need to get a hold of

01:02:28.820 --> 01:02:30.880
little Johnny whenever I need to. That's right.

01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:32.679
You know? That's right. Some parents are like

01:02:32.679 --> 01:02:35.179
that. Yep, they are. So, yeah. So, started the

01:02:35.179 --> 01:02:38.519
school year. No cell phones. I love it. No smart

01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:42.519
watches. No earbuds. No. And you're saying that's

01:02:42.519 --> 01:02:44.980
just Briscoe? No, it's the state. It's statewide.

01:02:45.219 --> 01:02:48.460
Okay, statewide. Statewide. Brilliant. The other

01:02:48.460 --> 01:02:52.659
one, there were three of them. There's also one.

01:02:53.500 --> 01:02:57.840
I don't know how I feel about this one. Now,

01:02:57.920 --> 01:03:00.219
each classroom will have the Ten Commandments

01:03:00.219 --> 01:03:02.820
posted in it. Oh, I love it. I'm good with that,

01:03:02.840 --> 01:03:05.699
too. I don't know how I feel about that. I love

01:03:05.699 --> 01:03:08.070
it. Why not? I don't know if it needs to be there.

01:03:08.210 --> 01:03:10.969
I think our United States was based on the Ten

01:03:10.969 --> 01:03:13.010
Commandments. I think the Constitution should

01:03:13.010 --> 01:03:17.590
be in there. I don't know about the Ten Commandments.

01:03:18.730 --> 01:03:23.329
In every class. And why? Do you feel like that

01:03:23.329 --> 01:03:26.150
would be pushing Christianity on people? No,

01:03:26.150 --> 01:03:30.650
I just think that if you want to go to a religious

01:03:30.650 --> 01:03:33.090
school, go to a religious school. There's a difference

01:03:33.090 --> 01:03:36.469
between going to school. There's no theology

01:03:36.469 --> 01:03:40.510
class in Frisco. Right. So I have it on the board.

01:03:40.670 --> 01:03:43.670
You think it's an inappropriate mixture of church

01:03:43.670 --> 01:03:47.090
and state. I think so. To some degree. Yes. You

01:03:47.090 --> 01:03:50.530
know, as a Christian, I'm totally for it. Plus,

01:03:50.610 --> 01:03:54.829
I also think it's opening up the door for, it's

01:03:54.829 --> 01:03:58.530
a slippery slope, I think, because you have a

01:03:58.530 --> 01:04:02.300
lot of other religions. very populous around

01:04:02.300 --> 01:04:04.780
here that may have issue with it. Yeah, what

01:04:04.780 --> 01:04:09.360
if you Hindu, right? You have some Hindu list

01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:11.079
of things. Are we going to be fine with that?

01:04:11.599 --> 01:04:16.519
Well, no, we're not. And I think that I'm selfish.

01:04:16.780 --> 01:04:18.920
I want the Ten Commandments in every classroom.

01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:22.539
So I want it. Our country was based on that.

01:04:22.679 --> 01:04:25.599
We created this country based on God and based

01:04:25.599 --> 01:04:27.880
on the Ten Commandments, and I think that's a

01:04:27.880 --> 01:04:29.659
part of our history, and we should include it.

01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:31.820
I don't think it belongs in every classroom,

01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:34.820
though. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm not disagreeing

01:04:34.820 --> 01:04:37.420
with that. Well, that's the state law. It's going

01:04:37.420 --> 01:04:39.719
to be in every classroom when you walk in, the

01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:41.559
Ten Commandments. I mean, look, it's just like

01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:43.760
everything else. If it becomes law, then it's

01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:46.260
law. It's going to be there. I just disagree

01:04:46.260 --> 01:04:47.840
with this one. Yeah, yeah, I hear you. When we

01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:53.500
go to, like, I've gone to some of these government

01:04:53.500 --> 01:04:57.400
-funded agricultural buildings that, for some

01:04:57.400 --> 01:05:00.739
reason, and because it's a state, run place,

01:05:01.019 --> 01:05:04.679
they have to have the current president and vice

01:05:04.679 --> 01:05:07.800
president in there on the wall. Right. In the

01:05:07.800 --> 01:05:12.579
front foyer. To me, that's kind of weird. Why

01:05:12.579 --> 01:05:13.900
would you have to have that? And I asked them,

01:05:13.920 --> 01:05:15.280
and they were like, well, I had to. We have to.

01:05:15.380 --> 01:05:17.840
Because back then it was Obama. I think it was

01:05:17.840 --> 01:05:19.679
Obama. Actually, I don't remember who it was.

01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:21.599
But they were kind of like, yeah, we have to

01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:23.000
have that up there. Otherwise, we would not be

01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:25.719
having that up there. So it's just like one of

01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:27.619
those things. I mean, they disagreed that it

01:05:27.619 --> 01:05:29.750
was there. It was there, though. Because it's

01:05:29.750 --> 01:05:31.130
a representation of who's running the country.

01:05:31.230 --> 01:05:34.429
I don't know. It is a tricky one. But what is

01:05:34.429 --> 01:05:36.929
the slippery slope, though? I mean, I don't get

01:05:36.929 --> 01:05:38.949
that part. Well, I mean, because if you're going

01:05:38.949 --> 01:05:42.070
to have that, then why wouldn't we have Hindu?

01:05:42.349 --> 01:05:45.789
Because the country wasn't based on Hindu. But,

01:05:45.809 --> 01:05:48.030
you know, a law can be a law and they could get

01:05:48.030 --> 01:05:50.630
in there and they could pass laws and then suddenly

01:05:50.630 --> 01:05:51.989
we wouldn't be okay with it. Well, then if they

01:05:51.989 --> 01:05:54.050
pass the law, then pass the law. But, you know,

01:05:54.070 --> 01:05:56.550
that's not going to happen, at least not with

01:05:56.550 --> 01:05:59.909
our, not right now. Well, the population is growing

01:05:59.909 --> 01:06:03.369
is what I'm saying. It is. Yeah. I don't know.

01:06:03.530 --> 01:06:06.730
Of Hindu? Oh, yeah. How many Indians are living

01:06:06.730 --> 01:06:10.750
here? Tons. Tons. More coming. Yeah. Lots. That's

01:06:10.750 --> 01:06:14.670
40 % of Frisco right now. Good Lord. So not to

01:06:14.670 --> 01:06:18.610
short -circuit this wonderful debate, but we're

01:06:18.610 --> 01:06:20.590
running out of time, and we have not talked about

01:06:20.590 --> 01:06:23.829
what we're drinking. Well, why don't you call

01:06:23.829 --> 01:06:28.010
this one out? I did the last one. All right.

01:06:28.030 --> 01:06:30.670
I can do that. All right. So we are talking about

01:06:30.670 --> 01:06:33.369
the Whiskey Witch. It's distilled from a wheat

01:06:33.369 --> 01:06:36.289
mash. This is the barrel series. It's aged five

01:06:36.289 --> 01:06:43.099
years. It is 125 .8 proof. It is a ball slapper.

01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:49.320
It is. And it is a, let's see, an Indiana peat

01:06:49.320 --> 01:06:54.900
smoked malt. Wheat, Indiana, okay, no, hold on.

01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:59.059
Wheat, Indiana peat smoked malt and oats is the

01:06:59.059 --> 01:07:04.139
mash bill. It's a small batch. Yeah, it's very

01:07:04.139 --> 01:07:06.480
interesting. It's very interesting. It's interesting.

01:07:06.579 --> 01:07:10.219
I don't know if it's my favorite, though. I keep

01:07:10.219 --> 01:07:13.340
drinking this. It's not bad. It's very unique.

01:07:13.539 --> 01:07:15.519
Yeah, it's unique. There's a good unique and

01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:18.920
a bad unique. It's not a bad unique. It's a wheat

01:07:18.920 --> 01:07:24.079
mash. I find that interesting. It is. That's

01:07:24.079 --> 01:07:26.260
a wheat bourbon, though, is it? Or is it a wheat

01:07:26.260 --> 01:07:30.139
whiskey? No, it says wheat mash. I don't think

01:07:30.139 --> 01:07:34.119
it's a bourbon. It's a wheat whiskey is what

01:07:34.119 --> 01:07:37.719
this is. Yeah. Whiskey distilled from a wheat

01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:40.469
mash. So it is, I mean, it's very drinkable.

01:07:40.550 --> 01:07:43.449
It's just different. The spirits of French Lick

01:07:43.449 --> 01:07:47.630
Whiskey Witch, Wicked Witch, we mash. Yeah, we

01:07:47.630 --> 01:07:52.670
like several of these French Lick. This one,

01:07:52.730 --> 01:07:57.309
again, like I said, it's not bad. I couldn't

01:07:57.309 --> 01:07:59.929
do two glasses. No. You know, I think one is

01:07:59.929 --> 01:08:03.300
perfect. For sipping, once in a while, it's got

01:08:03.300 --> 01:08:06.579
a eucalyptus, kind of licorice, anise kind of

01:08:06.579 --> 01:08:09.280
blend to it. God, it's very different. Kind of

01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:13.219
a cooling menthol. Menthol is really good. When

01:08:13.219 --> 01:08:14.880
I was sitting out there in the green room drinking

01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:17.520
it the first sip, I was like, wow, that's menthol

01:08:17.520 --> 01:08:21.479
-y. Like wintergreen? Yeah, some Paul Balls or

01:08:21.479 --> 01:08:24.420
something. Like a Newport cigar roll? Yeah. Hmm.

01:08:25.819 --> 01:08:28.159
A Salem cigarette? I don't have a problem with

01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:31.119
wintergreen, but I wasn't expecting it from a

01:08:31.119 --> 01:08:35.939
whiskey. This is not one I would have in my personal

01:08:35.939 --> 01:08:38.979
collection that I would want to break out and

01:08:38.979 --> 01:08:42.060
kind of enjoy on a regular basis. No, not at

01:08:42.060 --> 01:08:45.000
all. But I would love to have it because it's

01:08:45.000 --> 01:08:48.779
unique. I think it's got a great spin. I think

01:08:48.779 --> 01:08:54.359
this one would be great in a cozy... Colorado

01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:58.399
cabin with it really cold outside and you've

01:08:58.399 --> 01:09:03.000
got a nice hot Earl Grey tea and a little snifter.

01:09:03.420 --> 01:09:04.920
Mix a little tea in with your whiskey. No, no,

01:09:04.920 --> 01:09:07.260
just have this on the side and kind of go back

01:09:07.260 --> 01:09:09.979
and forth, you know. Maybe in a hot toddy. Maybe

01:09:09.979 --> 01:09:14.420
we can watch a little YouTube. With plaster penises.

01:09:14.699 --> 01:09:19.359
Yeah. Please refer to podcast blah, blah, blah

01:09:19.359 --> 01:09:24.739
for context. So, I'm torn on this one, man. That's

01:09:24.739 --> 01:09:26.899
what I mean. It's kind of in the middle. It's

01:09:26.899 --> 01:09:29.319
unique. It's in the middle for me. It is. And

01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:30.859
there's good uniques, which we have a few out

01:09:30.859 --> 01:09:33.979
there. It's a specialty, so it doesn't fit in

01:09:33.979 --> 01:09:36.479
a specific category. It's going to be hard to

01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:38.560
rate. So I think as far as our unique ones go,

01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:40.659
this would be near the bottom for me as far as

01:09:40.659 --> 01:09:42.539
unique ones. I think the fray is probably at

01:09:42.539 --> 01:09:48.479
the top for uniqueness. The buttery one. This

01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:51.439
stuff's nasty. Why do you hate so much? It's

01:09:51.439 --> 01:09:56.199
got a pepper, too. There's a pepper, strong pepper.

01:09:57.220 --> 01:10:03.119
Not white, but black. I may go surprisingly low

01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:08.340
on this. I'm going 6 .1. What did you lean over

01:10:08.340 --> 01:10:11.260
for? I just had a very spicy belch because of

01:10:11.260 --> 01:10:13.619
this. Oh, you were leaning away from the mic.

01:10:14.569 --> 01:10:17.470
Yeah, but clearly I saw your right hip go up.

01:10:17.590 --> 01:10:21.109
Yes. You were very sensitive to the cheek lift.

01:10:21.170 --> 01:10:26.329
I have been in the blast zone before. You are

01:10:26.329 --> 01:10:29.829
one to talk, brother. My God. You defined blast

01:10:29.829 --> 01:10:33.010
zone. Are you kidding me? Just followers. Especially

01:10:33.010 --> 01:10:38.369
a total whine. Oh, Lord. Really? How about going

01:10:38.369 --> 01:10:40.069
to an estate sale with both of you when you have

01:10:40.069 --> 01:10:42.789
a fart contact? I'm like, what is happening right

01:10:42.789 --> 01:10:47.119
now? Yes, yes, yes. Hey, we all do it. What is

01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:53.039
your rating? I am at 5 .8. Even lower than mine.

01:10:54.539 --> 01:10:58.279
I'm giving it a 6 .9. Damn, what a range. Yeah.

01:10:59.020 --> 01:11:01.579
I like it. I would not drink this every week.

01:11:01.720 --> 01:11:03.800
I would not drink this every month, but I would

01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:07.140
love to have it because every now and then, it's...

01:11:07.140 --> 01:11:09.939
I'm just saying, if I'm in the mood for something

01:11:09.939 --> 01:11:13.539
different, I'm looking at my collection, I'm

01:11:13.539 --> 01:11:16.029
not grabbing this. I don't know. I don't know.

01:11:16.029 --> 01:11:18.430
The Spirits of French Lick Whiskey Witch Wicked

01:11:18.430 --> 01:11:21.229
Witch Wheat Mash Whiskey offers unique tasting

01:11:21.229 --> 01:11:23.029
experience with multi -eucalyptus, wintergreen,

01:11:23.090 --> 01:11:24.989
black pepper on the palate, followed by a smooth

01:11:24.989 --> 01:11:27.630
lingering finish with hints of peppermint. The

01:11:27.630 --> 01:11:29.949
nose is described as sweet and inviting. Hints

01:11:29.949 --> 01:11:34.930
of eucalyptus and cooling menthol. I would have

01:11:34.930 --> 01:11:37.010
to say it's intriguing. I'll just say that. It's

01:11:37.010 --> 01:11:39.289
intriguing. Yeah. Look, I don't. All right. You're

01:11:39.289 --> 01:11:41.590
not going to be able to find it. You know, I

01:11:41.590 --> 01:11:43.430
don't think it's really available. Is it? We

01:11:43.430 --> 01:11:46.350
got this at Liquor King. Yeah. I mean, how does

01:11:46.350 --> 01:11:52.329
it fit on the only dreams? It says ultra extreme

01:11:52.329 --> 01:11:56.659
unicorn. Well, if you're looking for our content,

01:11:56.840 --> 01:11:58.800
we're going to ultimately put it on our Instagram

01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:01.060
or Facebook. I'll put a post out there that shows

01:12:01.060 --> 01:12:03.640
you where it's at. And plus, we're putting together

01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:06.340
the list of our favorites and our scorings. We

01:12:06.340 --> 01:12:07.819
need to get those listed up there. If you guys

01:12:07.819 --> 01:12:09.579
are interested in more of this stuff or you want

01:12:09.579 --> 01:12:11.340
us to talk about specific things, direct message

01:12:11.340 --> 01:12:14.600
us on Facebook and or Instagram. We'd love to

01:12:14.600 --> 01:12:20.270
hear your input. And anything else? I don't think

01:12:20.270 --> 01:12:22.810
so. Did we ever talk about the phones and putting

01:12:22.810 --> 01:12:26.250
them in little pockets for the kids? Yeah, we

01:12:26.250 --> 01:12:29.189
did. We did. Where the hell was I? Right there.

01:12:30.149 --> 01:12:32.729
Yeah. Thanks, Chuck, for staying on top of shit

01:12:32.729 --> 01:12:35.189
dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.

01:12:36.789 --> 01:12:38.270
Did you hear that, AI? Jeff.