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Thank God. July is almost over. We're getting

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into August, which is even hotter than July.

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Is it? Yes. Except for Saturday, it's supposed

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to be a high of 88. Isn't that crazy? We think

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88 is like a nice cold front coming through.

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Oh my God, that is like a wonderful day. We're

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going to be out just in our coveralls and our

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long johns. Our speedos. Gallivanting around

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the yard. If July is over, does that mean people

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of our youth can quit? Dying? No. No. No, the

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deaths will continue. But yeah, this Friday is...

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Yeah, this Friday is August 1st. Yeah. If you

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can believe it. Yeah, I remember August was always...

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That's when Brandon and Steve... Actually, no,

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Stephen would be a little bit earlier in the

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season with Summer Track, but Brandon's football

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would start. Oh, yeah. And... August time frame.

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I already saw the band people out today. Yeah,

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I saw them. I was like, damn, you know, those

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are the hardest working guys. They are. They

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have the longest schedule. They're out there

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the most. I mean, it's unbelievable. Yeah. I

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have cred. They have cred. Well, because the

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shows they learn here are ridiculous. Yeah, I

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know. I mean, Marching Band itself has taken

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a, I mean, it's always been kind of cool. I mean,

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intricate. Cool? Cool. It's not that cool. Well,

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no, it is cool. And I was a band kid. Some of

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the college marching band folks out there in

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the middle of the football field, I mean, that

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stuff is incredible. And when you're tying in

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200, 300 musicians, and there's a lot of choreography.

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They put in a lot of work. And they're going

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to be out there with a crack of ass, especially

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in Texas. Yeah. I tell you what, the band shows

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around here I am not a fan of for high school.

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Oh, okay. Because they are these grand things

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with props and dancing. I don't know. It's not

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football halftime, what I consider football halftime.

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I think the band that I think of is the college

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I went to, the Ohio University. They were a blast

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to watch. I wasn't sure if you were going to

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say blast, but go on. They were fun to watch.

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They did all kinds of dances and stuff like that,

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but they had no props. and it was a fun band.

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I don't think these are fun bands to watch. I

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mean, yes, they're neat to see. They have good

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symmetry. Whatever, but I think of it more as

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they're competition shows, whereas if I had a

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band, I would want to be that fun band where

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everyone wanted to come out and watch it. Yeah,

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I hear you. They're two different animals. I

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think you nailed it. They're kind of... They

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go out there with the props, and they're doing

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these different dances. They have dances. I don't

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know. I'm on the fence. I kind of want to disagree

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with you a little bit, but it's not a matter

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about disagreeing. It's just about preference.

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Well, I like both. I just think football games

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are not the setting for that type of show, in

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my opinion. Yeah, I think it's kind of tough

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because I agree with you, but I also want to

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have opportunity for the kids in high school

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to figure out whether they want to do this in

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college. You know, Austin, my youngest, doing

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the marching band throughout high school. That

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was a beatdown. As a dad, being out there, actually,

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it was kind of cool. It was cool. And it was

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a beatdown at the same time because my other

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son, Preston, was playing football. So I get

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to be on the field. And watch your other son.

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Yeah. Austin was, like, performing the trumpet,

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and Preston was playing on the field football,

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and I'd be like, yeah, you don't. You know? Yeah.

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And I'd be out there in the middle of the field

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pushing this prop, whatever it may be. He'd hang

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out right there where the cheerleaders were.

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Yeah. Just kind of stand right in the middle

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of them. Oh, Sean did? Yeah. Hi, girls. I'm the

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bottom. Of the pyramid. Come on, climb on top

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of the girls. Check us out on Facebook. Check

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us out on Instagram. Dudes Like Us. I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And it's July 29th, 2024.

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We've got a jam -packed show set up. We're sitting

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in the green room crunching topics. And we filleth

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our board of things to talk about. Yes, for sure.

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And one last point about the band thing. So when

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I went to A &M, The band, the opposing band that

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we most look forward to was Prairie View A &M.

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Oh, yeah. It's fun. Because they were freaking

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awesome. They were doing all sorts of dances

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and fun energy. I'm totally with you on the fun

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thing. That's the way the Ohio University band

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was. Now, I like the A &M band, too. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, that's totally different. That's very, yeah,

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it's completely different. Marching band. Truly

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a military marching band. Correct. And they do

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some crazy things, just patterns and shit. Oh,

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yeah. Why aren't they running into each other?

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But as far as a football game goes, college may

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be a little bit different. High school, I want

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to go there and I want to entertain, right? Are

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you not entertained? Oh, so you want the band

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members to attack each other and have a lion

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running through them? Like gladiators? Yeah.

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Yeah, that would be good. That would be kind

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of cool. This is Sparta! That's me. That's my

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preference for a high school football game, but

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I like all of it. It's tough to get kids into

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that zone because it's tough. Like you said,

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those kids out there. 6 o 'clock, 6 .30 in the

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morning. It's hard for them to recruit kids to

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be in bands? It's a commitment. 100%. They've

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got to be there. It's a huge financial commitment

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too. It costs money. But they're not having trouble

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recruiting kids for bands, are they? I don't

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know. I don't know either. When I drove past,

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what is it? Lebanon Trail. That's it. They were

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out there and there was a shit ton of them. Yeah,

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I saw them this morning as well. I was like,

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wow. So it doesn't sound like they're having

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any problems, but you're right. Huge commitment.

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It is. Well, financial, because I know Stephen

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was in it. He was in the percussion. His seventh

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grade, eighth grade, and he went into freshman

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year. And, you know, you get the paperwork. And

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I had to buy a $1 ,500 marimba to have in his

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house. Oh, good Lord. You know, for seventh and

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eighth grade. So we bought that. And then we

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get all the paperwork before the school starts.

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And I'm looking at all these fees. I'm like,

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where are you spending it over? $1 ,000 for him

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to be in band. Oh, God. It was ridiculous. Supplies

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and this and that. And not all families can afford

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that. How do they do that? I don't know. I mean,

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we're going to do it because he wanted to do

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it, but then he was also running cross -country,

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and those two conflicted because cross -country

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was actually earlier in the morning than band.

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Oh, wow. So he'd go out and run five, six miles

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and then go straight to band. Oh, shit. Wow.

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Because the bands here, They have like an hour

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of calisthenics before they even start. Ooh.

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Right? So he would show up at the end of that,

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and the band director's like, he's done a good

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workout already. He doesn't have to be here for

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that part. So he was skipping that and going,

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but it got to be too much, and he was like, yeah,

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I'm out. Yeah, screw that. It's tough. You've

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only got so much liquid in your body. Yeah, and

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they're out there all day. And it's hot already

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by the point that they're out there. Yeah, no.

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pass well i did it in high school uh there was

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not the commitment like that you see here we

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had band camp and shit like that where you're

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you're every day from seven to five for a week

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what instrument did you play i played i played

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i started with trumpet then i moved to baritone

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which is the the bigger one uh and then i moved

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to drums i played the a we had tritons with the

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three drums So you never played the flutohorn

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or whatever that... I never played the flutist.

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I wasn't a flautist. What was that? Flugelhorn.

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Flugelhorn. Flugelhorn. I played the baritone

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in a concert band, after marching band. I don't

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think that's even close to what it actually sounds

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like. Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like.

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Semi. So I played the trombone in the marching

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band. I remember it was the Mannheim Bisons in

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Mannheim, Germany. Yeah. We had blue and yellow

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outfits. Did German schools have marching bands?

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This was a... I know you weren't in a German

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school, but they didn't have stuff like this.

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They had a marching band. They had football.

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Do you like the Rose Parade? You'll see places

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from Brazil and... They don't play football.

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Do they play football? They play soccer. Well,

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okay, and they have a marching band? So marching

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bands are only created for football? What the

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hell, man? I thought it was an American thing.

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Honestly, I did. I thought it's not an American

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thing. Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yes,

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they had a marching band. No, they didn't have

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football, pigskin football. Yeah, right. I just

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said that. In fact, now that you mention it,

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why the hell do they even have a marching band?

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I think it's probably more military and school

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related. It's really a question. I thought it

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was an American football thing had marching bands

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and I didn't think that it was really a thing

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in other high schools around the world. They

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may do more parade type work than like halftime

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type shows. I remember I was in middle school

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going into high school and I remember There was

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my chemistry teacher. I was doing a lab or something.

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Long story short. Was she the one who could play

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the Baker Street saxophone? That was in Germany.

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God bless it. I told the teacher to go fuck himself.

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I didn't say go fuck yourself. I said, fuck off.

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Because he had said something. I wasn't paying

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attention or something. This was in chemistry

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lab. I ended the semester. beer in the class.

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It wasn't that big of a deal. And I said, I apologize

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and stuff, but I got in big trouble. And then,

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all of a sudden, when I'm in high school, he's

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the band teacher. And there I am rolling in,

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and he's just like, hey, guys, this is Sean Murphy.

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You know, he told me to go fuck myself. Did he

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really? Did he really say that? Yes. He's like,

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hey, hey, guys. I'm not that kid anymore. Well,

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I mean, it was just kind of funny. You know,

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just calling me out like that. And it wasn't

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like a beat down or shaming me or anything. He

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was just trying to make a light of the moment.

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But he was a well -respected teacher. All the

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students loved him. But he just beat me up one

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day. I don't know what the deal was with that.

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Now I'm starting to think about it. I'm like,

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huh. Some deep -seated issues going on back then.

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Was there no context behind any of it? I don't

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remember so long ago. You're sitting there behaving

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yourself. No, I was not. I was talking to somebody.

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I was doing something I shouldn't be doing. I'm

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pretty sure of that. He had pediatric Tourette's.

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Probably did. Small children. Yeah, he couldn't

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help telling everybody, fuck, fuck off, fuck

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off. Right. There are people like that. I know.

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Unbelievably. Couldn't imagine it. I can't either.

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Imagine if your wife has that and you go to a

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work party and she has it under control because

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she's had medication or something and you're

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meeting somebody super important and she's like,

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fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. There's a girl

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on social media I've seen. She's probably 20.

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She cooks. Yeah, with her boyfriend. It's hilarious.

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And she's like fucking telling him all kinds

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of shit. And he's just kind of... Yeah, and she

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does this thing with her face, and she has these

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tics, and it is hilarious. I died laughing. How

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are the two of you the most... Sammy has hemorrhoids.

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I know. Sammy has crabs. I know. Sammy has a

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vagina. I know. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. We need

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video for that. Yes. All right, our producer

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has on the screen a transposed Trump on... That

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is not Sidney Sweeney's body. That is not Sidney

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Sweeney's body, but that's the big craze right

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now is her ad, her jeans ad. And what is it,

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jeans? American Eagle. Good jeans. Yeah, Sidney

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Sweeney has good jeans. Good jeans, yes. Well,

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apparently it's Nazi to some people. Yes, good

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jeans invokes some sort of whatever. I don't

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understand. I think I was going to say it out

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there in agreement, but. People, look at that.

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Man. That's some really nice denim. Oh, God.

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But people will find offense in everything if

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you're looking for it. Oh, for sure. And a lot

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of these people look to be offended. You know,

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they're pissed off at her because she's incredible

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looking. She is. And she's on top of the world

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right now. And they hate her probably. And she's

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like, I'm offended by this. She said the word

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Jean on Blue Eyes. It's Nazi. Blonde hair. Area

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of race, Nazi. Absolutely a reference to Nazism.

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Really? I mean, come on. She's not afraid to

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do nude scenes, I'll tell you that. How do you

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know that? Google it. So who is Sidney Sweeney?

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What? She's an actress. Are you serious right

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now? I do not know her. She is like today's Farrah

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Fawcett. What is she on? She's a looker. She's

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been in several movies. HBO show called Euphoria,

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where I saw her doing some sex scenes of full

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nudes. Really? Oh, yeah. Kind of nine yards,

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man. She is all the rage right now. For sure.

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She's been on Saturday Night Live a couple times

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with hilarious sketches. She was a Hooters girl

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earning all these tips and all the other Hooters

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girls can't figure out why she's making so much

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money. Guys are just handing her wads of bills.

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I think she's from Texas somewhere. because I

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know her mom's birthday or something like that,

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they had a big family gathering, and I think

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someone was wearing a Make America Great hat

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again, so everyone jumped her shit because a

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family member was wearing that hat. Wow. So she's

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like - You're talking about Sweeney? Yeah, Sweeney.

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Someone in her family was wearing it, so all

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the social media dickwads - Were dogging her

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for it. Dogging her. because someone was wearing

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it in a picture. Is she responsible for what

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other people wear? I don't know what she did,

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but it went away. I don't know. It's fucking

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stupid. Like I said, people are going to find

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offense in everything if you're looking for it.

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She's been in a lot of movies. Yeah. Yeah, she's

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been in a lot. How did she get her big break?

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Because she seems like a... I'm not saying she's...

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I think it's a euphoria. Her character is over

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the top. I mean, she was wearing skimpy clothes

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basically through the entire thing. Yeah. Or

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nothing at all. She started in 2010. Zombies

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of Mass Destruction, The Ward was in 2010. Oh,

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The Zombies of Mass Destruction was probably

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it. Yeah, The Bling Ring, Spiders, Angels, Stardust.

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Well, it says Breakthrough. What is this? Probably

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Euphoria is my guess. I have no idea. I saw her

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in Euphoria. Yeah, Euphoria. The Horde. I recognized

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her in Handmaid's Tale. I was like, oh my God,

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that is a young Sidney Sweeney. I was like that

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before she was big, I guess. Yeah, she's been

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in a few movies, and like I said, I don't know

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much about her outside of the one TV show. That's

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super unfortunate that she's a target. She does

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not give a shit. Well, I will tell you, when

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she started to become astronomical, there were

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power ladies in Hollywood that were trying to

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tear her down. And this is before this ad and

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before all this kind of stuff. One lady was saying

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she's not even good looking. I don't know why.

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I mean, they were just tearing her down, looking

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for reasons to diminish her success. And she

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even called him out. She was like, what happened

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to women supporting women? What did I do to you?

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You know what I mean? She called him out. Well,

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good. I mean, I'm proud of her. She seems to

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be like a pretty confident, you know, owning

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her aura and success. She knows what she has.

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She's using it. She's not ashamed of it. She

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just dumped some guy she was with and I was like,

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wow, that was probably a mistake. What, dumping

00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:18.319
a dude? No, the dude doing whatever he did. Jonathan

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DeVino. They separated in 2025 and their wedding

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was canceled. Yeah. I wonder what happened. I

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don't know. He's probably kicking himself. Unless

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she's a complete... He was probably at a Coldplay

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concert with his girlfriend. Could be. With the

00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:42.119
HR department. Yeah, probably. Crazy. Anyway,

00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:44.680
yeah, it's been a, you know what? That's one

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kind of happy thing that's going on right now,

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other than her being dogged. But man, what a

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rough week with... Some violence going on. Violence

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it did this week, man. We had the Manhattan shooting

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where some guy was... Angry at the NFL and angry

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at football in general because he's got brain

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issues and decides to shoot up the lobby? He

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had nothing to do with the NFL. He played in

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high school football. He was angry at football

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in general. Well, he went there to shoot up the

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NFL office, but he went on the wrong elevator.

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Correct. Well, I mean, he shot some people in

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the lobby first. In the lobby, then he got on

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an elevator, went to the 33rd floor and shot

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someone else, and he shot himself in the chest.

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Because he wants his brain to be studied for

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CTE. Dude, that's whack, man. I wouldn't study

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it. I would be like, yeah, too late. I mean,

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there he is, just gallivanting in the middle

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of Manhattan with his M4. That's a white guy,

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right? And they say he's possibly white. Well,

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no. Oh, did they really? Yeah, that's what CNN

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said. So you're initially saying that it was

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a white suspect? Yeah, they had that picture.

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They're like, yeah, a potentially white man.

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Oh, no. Really? Come on. Why can't we get, we're

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not going to get past this race thing. We're

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just not. It's awful. Anyway, so they had that.

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Then we had the Walmart stabbings. That was a

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white guy, I think. Yeah, that was weird. He

00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:06.079
whipped out a three and a half inch pocket knife.

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Yeah, a folding knife. I don't think anyone died.

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They just got maimed. But there was like 16 of

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them that got punched or pickled. Don't get me

00:19:15.799 --> 00:19:18.220
wrong. I don't want to get poked by a three inch

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knife. I think some guy with a gun ended up stopping

00:19:24.369 --> 00:19:27.390
him. Yeah, that guy right there. Derrick Perry,

00:19:27.809 --> 00:19:30.190
a U .S. Marine veteran. Very nice. Whipped out

00:19:30.190 --> 00:19:33.710
his gun, his sidearm. And he held him at gunpoint.

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He didn't shoot him or anything. He just said,

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you're done here. He may have shot him if he

00:19:38.029 --> 00:19:39.029
was going to go for someone else. I would have

00:19:39.029 --> 00:19:41.690
blown his pinky toe off. Yeah, it would have

00:19:41.690 --> 00:19:43.269
been hard not to stab. It would have killed the

00:19:43.269 --> 00:19:45.549
goo. But yeah, he had a gunpoint right there

00:19:45.549 --> 00:19:48.230
in the parking lot. Just take his D's out. I'm

00:19:48.230 --> 00:19:51.460
kidding. Well, and then we had that. And then

00:19:51.460 --> 00:19:56.440
we also had the Cincinnati downtown brawl. That

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was ugly. That was bad. It was so ugly. Yeah.

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But the thing is, is that I'm glad this is getting

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some attention. But this has been going on for

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a long time. I don't think it really is getting

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attention. I think it is on Fox. I saw it on

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Fox News. I don't think CNN. I saw Elon posted

00:20:15.980 --> 00:20:20.200
something where. No stories on CNN, no on MSNBC,

00:20:20.359 --> 00:20:23.460
Washington Post. And he listed all these. That

00:20:23.460 --> 00:20:27.539
said, zero stories on this right here. So, is

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it out there? Outside of what we see here? I

00:20:30.740 --> 00:20:33.059
hope so, because this is so ugly. I mean, they

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were just like a normal, it seemed to be a couple

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just going downtown to enjoy some nightclub,

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whatever. I don't know how it started. It was

00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:45.059
a jazz fest. Right. I thought it was an R &B

00:20:45.059 --> 00:20:48.200
fest. Well, they have a jazz festival in Cincinnati.

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And then it became a mob attack. A thug, a thuggery

00:20:53.740 --> 00:20:57.460
mob attack. Yeah, one of the guy, you know. What

00:20:57.460 --> 00:21:00.400
the hell, man? Helped instigate it. You let the

00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:03.859
two guys duke it out. Not a mob. Yeah, and then

00:21:03.859 --> 00:21:06.720
it was like people who were not even involved

00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:09.119
in the situation. It just got tribal. Yeah, they

00:21:09.119 --> 00:21:12.099
took an opportunity to beat up on a guy. And

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what I have a problem with is all these people

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videoing it just. Doing nothing. Yeah. A hundred

00:21:18.049 --> 00:21:21.049
people around him. One person. Well. At the end,

00:21:21.069 --> 00:21:25.910
some lady tried to help him up. But then the

00:21:25.910 --> 00:21:28.910
lady here gets. Some black lady tried to help

00:21:28.910 --> 00:21:30.970
the guy up. And then they all started to gather

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around. And this is when the lady got. Sucker

00:21:32.990 --> 00:21:35.869
punched. Oh, bad. Yeah. She was like. She had

00:21:35.869 --> 00:21:37.230
her hands up. And she was like, come on, guys.

00:21:37.309 --> 00:21:39.109
That's enough. That's enough. And then some dude

00:21:39.109 --> 00:21:43.180
just clocks her. I'm like, what animals would

00:21:43.180 --> 00:21:46.079
do this? And I think her head hit the ground.

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She's going to have problems. They both are.

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They're saying they're severely injured. Yeah.

00:21:50.839 --> 00:21:53.640
Well, I'm thinking brain -wise. Unbelievable.

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It's unbelievable. You crank your head on the

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cement like that. I hope they find every single

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one of them, and I hope they have multiple years

00:22:00.430 --> 00:22:01.869
in jail. I think they will. They're going to

00:22:01.869 --> 00:22:04.509
have the FBI's involved now. Yeah. Because this

00:22:04.509 --> 00:22:06.130
is honestly a hate crime. It's a hate crime.

00:22:06.289 --> 00:22:09.269
This was 100 % racially motivated. J .D. Vance

00:22:09.269 --> 00:22:12.009
even called out the mayor or the assistant mayor

00:22:12.009 --> 00:22:15.250
or something like that and says, we need to find

00:22:15.250 --> 00:22:17.710
these people and throw them in jail for a long

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time. And the police chief is like, well, you

00:22:19.490 --> 00:22:21.450
know what? Hold on, guys. Hold on. You need to

00:22:21.450 --> 00:22:23.970
know the context. No, I want to know how or why

00:22:23.970 --> 00:22:25.970
the fight started. Well, you need to know the

00:22:25.970 --> 00:22:28.630
context of how things happened. Yeah. 20 people

00:22:28.630 --> 00:22:30.670
beating up one guy. I don't care what the context

00:22:30.670 --> 00:22:33.990
is. Yeah. It's just, it's ugly. And you know

00:22:33.990 --> 00:22:35.670
what? And the whole group needs to be accountable.

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They need to go through the footage and every

00:22:38.029 --> 00:22:39.930
single one of them. Well, they have in Ohio,

00:22:40.130 --> 00:22:42.730
there's a law. Again, I heard this on Fox. There's

00:22:42.730 --> 00:22:46.269
a association. So all these people that are around

00:22:46.269 --> 00:22:51.299
are as culpable as people doing it. Yeah. Yeah,

00:22:51.299 --> 00:22:53.059
and the audio I was listening to, this guy was

00:22:53.059 --> 00:22:57.539
like, oh, oh, this dude is, oh, man, oh, man,

00:22:57.720 --> 00:22:59.859
this dude is getting, oh, he's getting, oh, man.

00:23:00.299 --> 00:23:02.299
I was like, what the fuck? It kind of reminds

00:23:02.299 --> 00:23:04.460
me. It's so gross. It kind of reminds me of the

00:23:04.460 --> 00:23:07.900
horrible footage of, you remember the guy who

00:23:07.900 --> 00:23:11.579
got the shit beat out of him? You know how these

00:23:11.579 --> 00:23:14.200
cars take over an intersection? Yep. Start doing

00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:15.900
donuts and shit. Start doing donuts. And the

00:23:15.900 --> 00:23:18.180
guy just got the shit beat out of him, knocked

00:23:18.180 --> 00:23:19.839
out, and ended up putting a bucket over his head.

00:23:19.900 --> 00:23:21.559
Yeah, a Home Depot bucket. Remember that? They

00:23:21.559 --> 00:23:24.599
beat the shit out of him. Yep. And all he was

00:23:24.599 --> 00:23:26.579
was complaining about how close they got to his

00:23:26.579 --> 00:23:28.819
car or something, right? Yeah. I mean, he was

00:23:28.819 --> 00:23:31.539
out. But I don't think anything ever came of

00:23:31.539 --> 00:23:33.339
that. At least I haven't seen anything. And I

00:23:33.339 --> 00:23:39.400
think these people filming for the post on Instagram,

00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:45.420
I think social media, is part of this problem

00:23:45.420 --> 00:23:47.119
that we're seeing here because all these people

00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:49.900
have their phones out so they could post it.

00:23:49.940 --> 00:23:51.660
That's what they said. They said over 100 people

00:23:51.660 --> 00:23:55.339
were filming it and they got one 911 call. Right.

00:23:55.640 --> 00:23:58.779
One. And that's what the police chief, why didn't

00:23:58.779 --> 00:24:00.180
you call the police? And I'm thinking to myself,

00:24:00.339 --> 00:24:03.019
why wasn't their police already there? Right.

00:24:03.099 --> 00:24:05.839
When you're downtown and clubs are getting out

00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:08.359
at 3 in the morning, you know nothing good happens.

00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:10.490
Right. There should have already been police

00:24:10.490 --> 00:24:12.690
down there. With that many people around, there

00:24:12.690 --> 00:24:15.890
should be some cops. Oh, for sure. Anyway, makes

00:24:15.890 --> 00:24:17.589
me sick. I got sick watching that. I don't want

00:24:17.589 --> 00:24:18.890
to watch it anymore. It's going to make me angry.

00:24:19.549 --> 00:24:23.529
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what's going on with Charlie

00:24:23.529 --> 00:24:25.009
Kirk? I heard you guys saying something about

00:24:25.009 --> 00:24:28.450
it. Oh, it's the South Park. Cartman kind of

00:24:28.450 --> 00:24:30.569
turned into Charlie Kirk for a while. Oh, is

00:24:30.569 --> 00:24:33.190
that on the show? The South Park is still putting

00:24:33.190 --> 00:24:35.470
out shows? They just started. Yeah, they just

00:24:35.470 --> 00:24:39.839
started their new season. Look at his hair. Yeah,

00:24:39.900 --> 00:24:43.160
I think the first episode was one bashing Trump.

00:24:43.579 --> 00:24:45.859
And then this one, is this a separate one or

00:24:45.859 --> 00:24:47.319
the same one? This is the second. The second

00:24:47.319 --> 00:24:50.839
one, I guess, has Charlie Kirk in it. But do

00:24:50.839 --> 00:24:53.640
they bash everybody? They bash everybody, right?

00:24:53.700 --> 00:24:56.299
Left and right? They don't lean one way or another,

00:24:56.380 --> 00:24:57.339
do they? For the most part. I mean, Chuck says

00:24:57.339 --> 00:25:00.099
that they really never picked on Joe. They never

00:25:00.099 --> 00:25:02.819
really touched Joe or Kamala. Really? But they

00:25:02.819 --> 00:25:05.799
kind of make, just kind of like the family guy,

00:25:05.900 --> 00:25:07.819
right? They kind of make fun of everybody. That's

00:25:07.819 --> 00:25:11.150
what. All comedians should do. Right. Except

00:25:11.150 --> 00:25:13.670
they didn't. They didn't make fun of Joe or Kim.

00:25:13.670 --> 00:25:15.470
I don't like that. I don't know. I don't have

00:25:15.470 --> 00:25:17.089
a problem if they're making fun of Trump. I don't

00:25:17.089 --> 00:25:18.529
care. No, I don't care about that. I just want

00:25:18.529 --> 00:25:23.730
it to be, you know. Right. Comedy. Don't make

00:25:23.730 --> 00:25:26.990
it. Don't lean one way or the other. Anyway.

00:25:27.490 --> 00:25:31.410
That's kind of why there's the comedian that

00:25:31.410 --> 00:25:33.769
plays in Tires. What's his name? Gillis. Shane

00:25:33.769 --> 00:25:38.079
Gillis. So, I mean, he had a comedy. show last

00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.720
week or the week before. One of the awards show.

00:25:41.220 --> 00:25:45.380
He was on the ESPYs. Yeah. He was talking about

00:25:45.380 --> 00:25:52.819
all kinds of topics. Woke people. WNBA. He said,

00:25:52.859 --> 00:25:56.619
here's so -and -so from the WNBA. It was totally

00:25:56.619 --> 00:26:00.200
not her. See, I knew nobody knew this. It was

00:26:00.200 --> 00:26:02.799
Kareem Jean -Pierre, wasn't it? No, it was not,

00:26:02.859 --> 00:26:05.430
but she looked like her too. It was his friend's

00:26:05.430 --> 00:26:08.130
girlfriend. Oh, it looked like KGP. Were they

00:26:08.130 --> 00:26:12.009
referencing the t -shirt? No. Pay me more. Pay

00:26:12.009 --> 00:26:14.089
me what you owe me or whatever. I think he was

00:26:14.089 --> 00:26:16.430
trying to make a point that no one watches WNBA.

00:26:16.509 --> 00:26:18.690
That nobody knew who they were. Yeah, I got you.

00:26:18.869 --> 00:26:22.869
I had a WNBA game on yesterday for about 10 minutes.

00:26:23.390 --> 00:26:25.710
Yeah. It was the Dallas game. It was terrible.

00:26:26.730 --> 00:26:28.849
It was absolutely terrible. But Dallas isn't

00:26:28.849 --> 00:26:30.410
very good for sure. Well, they're beating up

00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:32.190
on New York or whoever they played yesterday.

00:26:32.690 --> 00:26:35.000
Terrible. And I was just like, I don't know.

00:26:35.700 --> 00:26:39.220
Missed shots, missed passes. They look like me

00:26:39.220 --> 00:26:41.940
dribbling on some of these people. You know,

00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:45.059
and I'm just, you know, whatever. The quality

00:26:45.059 --> 00:26:47.119
of basketball is not, and we talked about it

00:26:47.119 --> 00:26:49.299
last podcast, but the quality of basketball,

00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:52.059
you know, obviously it's got, it's not men's

00:26:52.059 --> 00:26:54.819
basketball. Right. But again, it's a different

00:26:54.819 --> 00:26:56.500
thing. Well, men against women, there's no competition.

00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:59.140
On the soccer team that was hosted here in the

00:26:59.140 --> 00:27:04.099
Frisco area, they had under 15 soccer boys. Beat

00:27:04.099 --> 00:27:06.200
the, was it the Olympic team? No. The national

00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:08.839
team, U .S. national team. Yeah. That is crazy.

00:27:09.059 --> 00:27:12.660
I mean, it's not crazy, but it's kind of a, hey,

00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:14.660
man, it's a reality check. It makes the point.

00:27:14.779 --> 00:27:16.799
Yes. It absolutely makes the point. These guys

00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:19.700
are 15 and under, and they schooled you kids.

00:27:19.799 --> 00:27:21.480
And did you see the video of it? Not only did

00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:23.279
they school them, but they fucking schooled them.

00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:26.400
I mean, misdirection. It was like eight to nothing

00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.480
or something. It was crazy. I don't know. I never

00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:31.619
saw it. You got one of those little shots of

00:27:31.619 --> 00:27:35.430
Shane Gillis? I don't have a specific one now.

00:27:36.390 --> 00:27:38.970
But he was pretty funny. I like the way Shane

00:27:38.970 --> 00:27:42.869
Gill is kind of... I really enjoy his impersonations

00:27:42.869 --> 00:27:45.329
of Donald Trump. He's freaking funny. I've tried

00:27:45.329 --> 00:27:48.369
watching... I watched one episode of Tires. I

00:27:48.369 --> 00:27:50.609
may give it another one, but... You have to,

00:27:50.630 --> 00:27:52.130
dude. That's hilarious. I'm going to go over

00:27:52.130 --> 00:27:54.970
here. Donald Trump wants to stage a UFC fight

00:27:54.970 --> 00:27:57.490
on the White House lawn. The last time he staged

00:27:57.490 --> 00:28:03.220
a fight in D .C., Mike Pence almost died. All

00:28:03.220 --> 00:28:07.460
right. You don't have to do that. It was fine.

00:28:07.579 --> 00:28:10.920
I didn't write it. I don't care. I didn't write

00:28:10.920 --> 00:28:12.599
it. There's supposed to be an Epstein joke here,

00:28:12.680 --> 00:28:18.559
but as it got deleted, it must have probably

00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:22.660
deleted itself, right? Probably never existed,

00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:25.240
actually. Let's move on as a country and ignore

00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:34.000
that. But no, Tires is awesome. What is Tires

00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:36.859
now? It's on HBO. Oh, I don't have HBO. It's

00:28:36.859 --> 00:28:38.779
on Netflix now. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's

00:28:38.779 --> 00:28:40.839
on Netflix. Oh, okay. I'm back in. I'm back in.

00:28:40.900 --> 00:28:43.700
Now, what is it now? It's Tire Shop. Yeah, Tire

00:28:43.700 --> 00:28:46.339
Shop in New Jersey. Yeah, but it's like, you

00:28:46.339 --> 00:28:49.809
know, one of the scenes is. They're trying to

00:28:49.809 --> 00:28:51.589
get more business for the place. And so they

00:28:51.589 --> 00:28:54.029
hire all these, I guess, model girls? I've already

00:28:54.029 --> 00:28:55.970
watched the first one. The car wash. Oh, they

00:28:55.970 --> 00:28:59.049
did a car wash. And I think some sort of a city

00:28:59.049 --> 00:29:01.670
code came in. So he told the girls to go hide

00:29:01.670 --> 00:29:04.690
in a container behind the store. And they're

00:29:04.690 --> 00:29:06.569
like, I'm not climbing in that thing, you know?

00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:09.940
All right, I'll check it out. But is it totally

00:29:09.940 --> 00:29:13.460
guy humor? Well, it is. I'm asking because Shelly

00:29:13.460 --> 00:29:15.160
would probably be like, I'm not watching. I think

00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:17.579
Julie was about to check out on it. Oh, great.

00:29:17.980 --> 00:29:19.299
That's probably not going to work. I'll give

00:29:19.299 --> 00:29:21.420
it a shot. We're going to try another one. She's

00:29:21.420 --> 00:29:24.910
like, I'll give you one more. I'll give you one

00:29:24.910 --> 00:29:26.509
more. I mean, if you watch the, I mean, that

00:29:26.509 --> 00:29:28.309
first one was a pilot, right? So they got to

00:29:28.309 --> 00:29:30.049
kind of set things up. Right. That's why I was

00:29:30.049 --> 00:29:31.990
like, I need to give it more because the pilot.

00:29:32.170 --> 00:29:34.210
If you bail on friends at the pilot, you're,

00:29:34.210 --> 00:29:36.430
you know, you're missing out on. I know. Yep.

00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:39.349
I always give it a few, two or three to try to

00:29:39.349 --> 00:29:42.150
at least catch me. But the first one didn't do

00:29:42.150 --> 00:29:45.089
much for me. So last week, Shelly can't stand

00:29:45.089 --> 00:29:47.650
Westerns. And I was like, listen, it's probably

00:29:47.650 --> 00:29:50.430
because you haven't watched any real, like a

00:29:50.430 --> 00:29:52.940
good Western. And I said, listen. I know it's

00:29:52.940 --> 00:29:54.220
going to be really long, but let's see if you

00:29:54.220 --> 00:29:55.559
can get through the good, the bad, and the ugly,

00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:58.259
right? That's the older one. The older one. Yeah,

00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:00.980
with Clint Eastwood, right? And I was like, because

00:30:00.980 --> 00:30:02.660
I hadn't seen it since I was in middle school,

00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:04.599
right? So I put it on, and this is when we're

00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:06.660
down in Bryan College Station, right? And she

00:30:06.660 --> 00:30:09.059
was already just kind of. Looking at her phone.

00:30:09.799 --> 00:30:11.539
Yeah, she's trying to play her little stupid

00:30:11.539 --> 00:30:13.079
game on the phone. I was like, put the phone

00:30:13.079 --> 00:30:15.460
down and pay attention to the movie. And it's

00:30:15.460 --> 00:30:17.160
going to be good. You'll like it. Well, yeah,

00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.160
that didn't last. It did go. You're talking about

00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:21.680
the actual movie. Yeah. Oh, my God. I saw that

00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:24.220
in the movie theater. It's great. It's actually.

00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:26.539
I mean, now, granted, in those days, they took

00:30:26.539 --> 00:30:29.339
longer for everything. Nowadays, our attention

00:30:29.339 --> 00:30:31.859
span is so damn short that we can't stand a scene

00:30:31.859 --> 00:30:34.839
that can take 10 seconds taking three minutes.

00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:37.240
Right. And that's the way it is. Everything's

00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:40.660
slow and deliberate. Did you guys watch Deadwood?

00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:45.579
No. I recommend Deadwood. That's a, I guess it's

00:30:45.579 --> 00:30:47.519
kind of a Western. It takes place in Deadwood,

00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:53.180
Montana or some new frontier town. Okay. Is it

00:30:53.180 --> 00:30:57.000
modern day or a period piece? No. It's a brand

00:30:57.000 --> 00:30:59.420
new, it's a period piece. So it came out in the

00:30:59.420 --> 00:31:01.500
late. It's set in a mining town. Yeah. It came

00:31:01.500 --> 00:31:04.480
out in the late teens. No, but I mean. It's a

00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:08.039
new show. I mean, it ran its course. Okay, okay.

00:31:08.200 --> 00:31:10.099
So it's off, so there's like five, four, five

00:31:10.099 --> 00:31:13.940
seasons of it. Gotcha. Deadwood, okay. Yeah,

00:31:13.960 --> 00:31:16.680
it's good. It's really good, and she may enjoy

00:31:16.680 --> 00:31:18.460
that because it's got the same characters in

00:31:18.460 --> 00:31:23.259
it. It's an hour long. Right. And it's a good

00:31:23.259 --> 00:31:25.779
drama, right? So the one we just started watching

00:31:25.779 --> 00:31:28.420
is what? And it's mean. Hell on... Wheels? No.

00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:32.279
The motorcycle one? No. It's a Western. Hell

00:31:32.279 --> 00:31:34.660
on Earth, Hell on Fire, Hell on something. I

00:31:34.660 --> 00:31:36.190
don't know. I don't know. Anyway, we started

00:31:36.190 --> 00:31:40.529
watching that, and she actually likes it. It's

00:31:40.529 --> 00:31:44.109
a Western, and it seems to be pretty good. So

00:31:44.109 --> 00:31:48.210
I'll give that a shot and see if she has a second

00:31:48.210 --> 00:31:52.170
opinion. It's not Hell on Wheels? No. Well, I

00:31:52.170 --> 00:31:54.150
don't know. Oh, yeah, it is. I'm sorry. Yeah,

00:31:54.250 --> 00:31:56.329
Hell on Wheels. It is Hell on Wheels. Well, you

00:31:56.329 --> 00:31:59.049
said the motorcycle show. I was thinking Sons

00:31:59.049 --> 00:32:01.029
of Anarchy. Yeah, Hell on Wheels, that's about,

00:32:01.109 --> 00:32:05.380
I think, the train, isn't it? Yes. Yes. It's

00:32:05.380 --> 00:32:09.539
good. Do you watch the new Star Trek? Yes. That's

00:32:09.539 --> 00:32:13.880
Captain Pike. Man, when did that come out? I

00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:16.480
just started watching that. You're talking about

00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:18.700
the - Anson Mount? Anson Mount. That's Pike.

00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:20.940
Show me a picture of him. Can I watch the whole

00:32:20.940 --> 00:32:23.299
thing yesterday? Oh my God, it is. I did not

00:32:23.299 --> 00:32:25.700
recognize him. The new Star Trek came out three

00:32:25.700 --> 00:32:27.759
years ago, the first episode. I did not recognize

00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:29.900
him. Man, I started watching that yesterday.

00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.539
The new Star Trek? Yeah, the one that came out

00:32:32.539 --> 00:32:34.059
evidently three years ago. It's really good.

00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:35.819
Well, we talked about it last year. They had

00:32:35.819 --> 00:32:50.440
a musical one. Oh, come on. What is up with that?

00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:52.650
I know. I mean, they explain it. But there's

00:32:52.650 --> 00:32:54.809
a singing one. It bothered me. There's no explaining

00:32:54.809 --> 00:32:57.289
it. It's every God -blessed show has to have.

00:32:57.470 --> 00:32:59.470
I mean, Scrubs had one. All of them have to,

00:32:59.470 --> 00:33:01.349
even as serious as they are, they still have

00:33:01.349 --> 00:33:04.069
to have one. Star Trek had it. And the only saving

00:33:04.069 --> 00:33:06.029
grace of it, if there is anything at all, is

00:33:06.029 --> 00:33:08.089
that some of the female actors got to wear stuff

00:33:08.089 --> 00:33:10.049
that they don't normally wear. Oh, yeah. Go on.

00:33:10.369 --> 00:33:12.630
Cleavage. I'm just going to leave it there. And

00:33:12.630 --> 00:33:15.170
they're wearing, like, cleavage. Yeah, Jeff didn't

00:33:15.170 --> 00:33:16.829
leave it there. I was leaving it there, and he

00:33:16.829 --> 00:33:18.890
was like, cleavage, lots of cleavage. Creamy.

00:33:20.459 --> 00:33:23.579
I don't know about that. But anyway, yeah, I

00:33:23.579 --> 00:33:25.660
highly recommend that Star Trek. It's really,

00:33:25.740 --> 00:33:28.559
really good. We just started season three. We

00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:31.279
watched the first episode. It was good. We watched

00:33:31.279 --> 00:33:33.799
the whole thing, I think. No, season three just

00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:36.380
came out. Oh, Star Trek? Season three of what?

00:33:36.500 --> 00:33:39.759
Oh, shit. Star Trek. Brave New World. Yeah, Brave

00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:41.420
New World just started. I did not know that.

00:33:41.460 --> 00:33:44.019
Thank you. I just got done watching Blindspot.

00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:47.140
God, the last set took forever. Yes. How do you

00:33:47.140 --> 00:33:50.000
think that ended? The last season was just kind

00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:53.220
of... It sucked. What's that about? This girl

00:33:53.220 --> 00:33:55.940
shows up with a bunch of tattoos all over her

00:33:55.940 --> 00:34:01.119
body, and she lost her memory. All the tattoos

00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:05.799
are clues to how to solve certain crimes. It

00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:08.559
kind of reminds me of The Blacklist. Kind of.

00:34:08.619 --> 00:34:11.320
It's got the same kind of spontaneity and the

00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:15.679
same kind of detective -style, FBI, above -the

00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:18.809
-law kind of mentality. It was cheesy. It was

00:34:18.809 --> 00:34:20.789
good for the first couple seasons, and then you're

00:34:20.789 --> 00:34:24.769
like, all right. I remember a movie called Memento.

00:34:25.429 --> 00:34:29.590
Same type of concept where he puts tattoos on

00:34:29.590 --> 00:34:32.550
his body to know what happened to him. Doesn't

00:34:32.550 --> 00:34:35.590
Memento run from the end of the movie to the

00:34:35.590 --> 00:34:38.110
front? There's a movie out there that does that.

00:34:38.630 --> 00:34:44.480
So you see the crime, and then it goes. in reverse

00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:46.219
on what leads up to it or something like that.

00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:47.639
Yeah, I just remember there being... Tracking

00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:49.539
down the man who raped or murdered his wife.

00:34:49.860 --> 00:34:52.019
The difficulty of locating his wife's killer

00:34:52.019 --> 00:34:54.159
is compounded by the fact that he suffers from

00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:56.780
a rare, untreatable form of memory loss. There

00:34:56.780 --> 00:34:58.840
we go. Although he can recall details of the

00:34:58.840 --> 00:35:01.420
life before the accident, he cannot remember

00:35:01.420 --> 00:35:05.039
what happened 15 minutes ago. Yeah, I think that's

00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:06.960
a movie that runs in reverse. Yeah, so he has

00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:10.300
to give himself tattoos to keep going with the

00:35:10.300 --> 00:35:13.690
clue. The clues on who murdered his wife or whatever.

00:35:14.030 --> 00:35:16.630
Saul Memento. Interesting. It came out in 2000.

00:35:17.210 --> 00:35:19.090
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the one that does

00:35:19.090 --> 00:35:20.349
it. That's what it reminded me of. Guy Pearce.

00:35:20.349 --> 00:35:22.170
When you said blind spot, that's what I thought

00:35:22.170 --> 00:35:26.809
of. Anyway, interesting. Oh, my gosh. Hot, super

00:35:26.809 --> 00:35:29.730
hot day today. Yes. Football season's coming

00:35:29.730 --> 00:35:32.550
around the corner. Excited about that. What else

00:35:32.550 --> 00:35:34.969
we got going on? I just found out that Will Levis

00:35:34.969 --> 00:35:37.489
is out for the season, which makes it a really

00:35:37.489 --> 00:35:39.610
easy quarterback competition for the Titans.

00:35:39.889 --> 00:35:41.250
Yeah, I don't think it was. I don't know. Who

00:35:41.250 --> 00:35:42.789
knows what this Cam Ward's going to do? You really

00:35:42.789 --> 00:35:44.849
don't know. You don't know. I'm excited, though.

00:35:44.849 --> 00:35:46.130
I mean, Will Levis was supposed to be the next

00:35:46.130 --> 00:35:48.570
coming. I know. Then he likes mayonnaise. But

00:35:48.570 --> 00:35:50.329
you know what? I know. Those commercials are

00:35:50.329 --> 00:35:54.110
so awkward. That's bad. It's so awkward. He's

00:35:54.110 --> 00:35:56.869
doing splits. Yes. I like mayonnaise. Yeah, I

00:35:56.869 --> 00:35:58.409
know. It's really gross. You know, but you've

00:35:58.409 --> 00:36:00.010
got to be excited about who they picked up, right?

00:36:00.070 --> 00:36:04.699
I mean, did Cincinnati pick up any? Like, exciting

00:36:04.699 --> 00:36:06.900
people that they're waiting to see how they do?

00:36:06.900 --> 00:36:09.420
Well, their number one pick just got signed.

00:36:09.659 --> 00:36:13.880
Shamar Stewart from Texas A &M. Oh. Supposed

00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:16.760
stud. Well, if he went to A &M, he's absolutely

00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:18.619
stud. Well, he's got all the measurables, but

00:36:18.619 --> 00:36:20.940
I guess his stats don't live up to those measurables.

00:36:20.940 --> 00:36:24.179
What is he? He's a defensive lineman edge rusher,

00:36:24.219 --> 00:36:26.699
I think. Okay. We'll have to keep tabs on that.

00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:28.780
Yeah, and I think— What about the Cowboys? I

00:36:28.780 --> 00:36:31.119
don't know what the Cowboys got. Did they get

00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:34.480
anybody? Sean, do you even know? Do you watch

00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:40.099
sports? Do you watch the Cowboys at all? He's

00:36:40.099 --> 00:36:43.360
having to look it up. Listener, he's having to

00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:45.960
look it up. That's all right. The Cowboys made

00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:48.780
several roster moves. They signed quarterback

00:36:48.780 --> 00:36:52.699
Christian Matthew. They also traded for quarterback

00:36:52.699 --> 00:36:55.739
Joe Milton. Quarterback? From the New England

00:36:55.739 --> 00:36:59.679
Patriots. Is Dak going somewhere? Probably anticipated.

00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:02.400
Is Dak in his final year? No, he just signed

00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:05.420
a humongous one last year. Did he really? Huge.

00:37:05.480 --> 00:37:07.400
He's the highest paid quarterback in the league.

00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:10.099
Why? They signed a free agent, Jack Sanborn.

00:37:10.179 --> 00:37:12.480
What has he done? Exactly. Oh, my God. He did

00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:15.739
a lot of Campbell's Soup commercials. Did Ezekiel

00:37:15.739 --> 00:37:18.119
Elliott get the boot yet? Yes. Where did he go?

00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:20.760
He's gone. I don't think he's anywhere. I think

00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.960
he's... Cowboys released him. So he's got a big

00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:24.679
old fat contract and they just paid him off?

00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:26.980
No, he doesn't have a big old fat contract. That

00:37:26.980 --> 00:37:29.409
was a while ago I thought he got cut. No? Well,

00:37:29.469 --> 00:37:32.289
he got cut. He went to the New England Patriots

00:37:32.289 --> 00:37:33.769
for a year. Then the Pats cut him. And then the

00:37:33.769 --> 00:37:36.369
Cowboys picked him up last year. Put him on like

00:37:36.369 --> 00:37:40.610
a... He's so bad. How can he go from being so

00:37:40.610 --> 00:37:43.329
good to so horrible? Those guys only last...

00:37:43.329 --> 00:37:45.750
Running backs only last five, six years tops.

00:37:45.989 --> 00:37:47.989
Yeah. He ran his course. And they get beat up.

00:37:48.210 --> 00:37:51.449
He ran his course. They don't last. They don't.

00:37:51.449 --> 00:37:53.570
Not like they used to. I know Emmitt Smith lasted,

00:37:53.650 --> 00:37:57.010
you know, fucking 15 years. But, you know, not

00:37:57.010 --> 00:38:00.539
many do. Walter Payton did. Walter Payton lasted

00:38:00.539 --> 00:38:02.059
forever. Earl Campbell. Look at Earl Campbell

00:38:02.059 --> 00:38:04.539
now. He can't even move. He only played for five

00:38:04.539 --> 00:38:07.480
years. Yeah. Who was the guy with the Vikings?

00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:10.739
Adrian Peterson. Adrian Peterson. He played for

00:38:10.739 --> 00:38:13.769
a long time. before he kind of fell off. There's

00:38:13.769 --> 00:38:15.550
a few that could do it, but most of them are

00:38:15.550 --> 00:38:18.690
short -term. Well, Barry Sanders from the Lions,

00:38:18.869 --> 00:38:21.170
he played for, what, two, three years and was

00:38:21.170 --> 00:38:23.269
like, fuck this. Yeah, he was longer than that.

00:38:23.349 --> 00:38:24.909
Longer than that. He was longer than that. He

00:38:24.909 --> 00:38:26.469
would have been the highest rusher if he would

00:38:26.469 --> 00:38:28.150
have stayed in it. He played probably about five

00:38:28.150 --> 00:38:31.989
years, I thought. Yeah, he was going to be the

00:38:31.989 --> 00:38:34.110
number one rusher if he kept playing, but he

00:38:34.110 --> 00:38:37.769
was like, yeah, I want to live. And he shocked

00:38:37.769 --> 00:38:40.849
the world, man. Oh, wow. He played longer than

00:38:40.849 --> 00:38:45.349
I thought. Almost 10 years. What? Wow. And he

00:38:45.349 --> 00:38:47.889
was playing at a high level, too. Oh, yeah. Wow.

00:38:48.269 --> 00:38:51.769
Yep. Yep, he was. Yeah, he was good. He didn't

00:38:51.769 --> 00:38:53.690
do, I mean, but Detroit still kind of sucked.

00:38:54.329 --> 00:38:57.550
Yeah, just like when they had that wide receiver,

00:38:57.670 --> 00:39:00.530
what they used to call him. Calvin. No. Megatron.

00:39:01.070 --> 00:39:02.489
Megatron. Calvin Johnson. Yeah, Calvin Johnson.

00:39:02.750 --> 00:39:05.449
Yeah. He finally was like, yeah, I'm out. He

00:39:05.449 --> 00:39:08.480
retired, too? He retired, too. Yeah. He still

00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:11.539
could have played. These guys, man, they got

00:39:11.539 --> 00:39:13.659
to think about their future, man. Yeah. I mean,

00:39:13.659 --> 00:39:16.099
we're talking about less than 10 years of a very

00:39:16.099 --> 00:39:19.139
violent sport, and then what? Yep. Well, that

00:39:19.139 --> 00:39:21.260
kind of leads into the Manhattan shooting. I

00:39:21.260 --> 00:39:25.440
know. I mean, I don't know. I wish they'd leave

00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:26.960
a manifest or anything like that. They found

00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:28.659
a letter. I don't think we know what's on it

00:39:28.659 --> 00:39:31.820
yet. He left a note? Yeah. He drove from Nevada.

00:39:32.759 --> 00:39:34.719
all the way out there to do this. It's like he

00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.179
drove straight through and did it. Interesting.

00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:40.019
So they're starting to dissect his weapon. They're

00:39:40.019 --> 00:39:42.159
like, well, he got this weapon. He got a portion

00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:44.980
of this weapon. It was pieced together, you know,

00:39:44.980 --> 00:39:46.840
like a bottom portion of the weapon he got from

00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:49.099
a friend that bought it online and the top part

00:39:49.099 --> 00:39:50.559
he got from somewhere else. You know how you

00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:53.980
build these fancy weapons. Yeah. I mean, it's

00:39:53.980 --> 00:39:57.480
just an M4. I mean, there's nothing spectacular

00:39:57.480 --> 00:39:59.679
about it. They're saying it's kind of like an

00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:01.340
AR -15. I'm thinking it's closer. It's a weapon

00:40:01.340 --> 00:40:04.679
of war. Well, actually, it's more of a weapon

00:40:04.679 --> 00:40:10.800
of war than the AR -16. An M4 is a rifle. Do

00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:15.699
you mean AR -15? What did I say? 16. I was thinking

00:40:15.699 --> 00:40:18.559
M16. That's the next iteration. M16. I was thinking

00:40:18.559 --> 00:40:21.619
M16. The next iteration of weapon of war. Yes.

00:40:21.940 --> 00:40:25.800
Assault rifle. They look horrific. They look

00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:28.019
like something that comes out of war, but they're

00:40:28.019 --> 00:40:31.900
just semiotic rifles, but whatever. But he's

00:40:31.900 --> 00:40:34.280
white. Look at him. Yeah, he doesn't look white

00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:38.519
to me. Look at these fucking people. Yeah, possibly

00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:41.219
white. That's what CNN says. There's just nothing

00:40:41.219 --> 00:40:44.019
honest about mainstream media, man. They've lost

00:40:44.019 --> 00:40:46.940
all credibility. No credibility whatsoever. It

00:40:46.940 --> 00:40:47.960
drives me crazy. That's almost right. Sometimes

00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:51.079
I listen, and I'm like, I wish I was on there,

00:40:51.179 --> 00:40:53.880
and I could. Say something to these people. And

00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:56.280
just say, you're full of it. Yeah, just say,

00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:59.219
you're wrong. You're a liar. Yeah. It's not even

00:40:59.219 --> 00:41:01.400
being wrong. They're liars. Yeah, just say, he's

00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:03.559
not white. Look at him. Why did you say he was

00:41:03.559 --> 00:41:07.420
white? Awful. What was your motivation? Why are

00:41:07.420 --> 00:41:10.800
you pulling race into this? Right. Well, reflecting

00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:13.380
on last week versus this week, there are less

00:41:13.380 --> 00:41:16.260
deaths to talk about. That's a positive thing,

00:41:16.380 --> 00:41:18.019
right? I know we have all this violence we're

00:41:18.019 --> 00:41:19.800
talking about, but there was only one death this

00:41:19.800 --> 00:41:22.250
week, but it's a big one. It's a big one. It's

00:41:22.250 --> 00:41:24.869
a big one. It's a big sports one, yeah. Rhino,

00:41:25.130 --> 00:41:28.309
right? That was his nickname. Nickname, Ryan

00:41:28.309 --> 00:41:30.809
Sandberg, yep. Ryan Sandberg. I have no idea

00:41:30.809 --> 00:41:33.469
who he is. He was a cubby. I remember watching

00:41:33.469 --> 00:41:36.050
him play for a long, long time because he played

00:41:36.050 --> 00:41:39.530
the Reds a lot. Right. But I don't know what

00:41:39.530 --> 00:41:41.550
ended up getting him. He died young. Cancer.

00:41:41.849 --> 00:41:45.809
Yes, prostate, metastatic prostate cancer. Metastatic,

00:41:45.809 --> 00:41:48.090
what is that? It means it. Left the prostate.

00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:51.690
That's what Joe Biden has. Biden has it. Scott

00:41:51.690 --> 00:41:54.909
Adams has it. Meaning it was. It's in the bones.

00:41:55.210 --> 00:41:57.349
I hate to, this sounds judgmental, but meaning

00:41:57.349 --> 00:42:00.590
it was caught, it wasn't caught early enough.

00:42:00.670 --> 00:42:03.309
Correct. The earlier you catch this stuff, the

00:42:03.309 --> 00:42:05.590
less likely it is to spread outside of the localized

00:42:05.590 --> 00:42:08.269
area. So that's why get your prostate checked

00:42:08.269 --> 00:42:10.860
often. Yep. Often and frequently. That's like

00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:15.619
every two or three weeks. Yeah. So, oh, yeah,

00:42:15.659 --> 00:42:17.980
Andre Dawson, Ernie Banks. Yeah, I remember all

00:42:17.980 --> 00:42:19.800
of them. Oh, yeah, those are big names. Yeah,

00:42:19.820 --> 00:42:24.780
Andre Dawson was huge. Not a huge fan of Ryan

00:42:24.780 --> 00:42:26.159
Sandberg, like I said, because he always beat

00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:28.699
up on my Reds. Yeah. But I knew of him. Yeah,

00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:32.900
I knew of him. If you were a kid of the 80s and

00:42:32.900 --> 00:42:35.960
90s, you saw him on WGN all the time. Yeah, yeah,

00:42:36.019 --> 00:42:38.019
yeah, sure. Just like the Braves because that

00:42:38.019 --> 00:42:40.320
was the afternoon games, you know? So I personally

00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:43.360
don't hear a lot about baseball anymore because

00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:46.400
I've kind of dropped off. But what say you guys?

00:42:46.500 --> 00:42:49.400
Are you still big baseball fans? Do you watch

00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.500
baseball games during the week or on the weekend?

00:42:51.739 --> 00:42:54.059
I'll try to tune in. I'm a Cincinnati Red fan.

00:42:54.380 --> 00:42:57.380
Sure. But, again, living down here, you lose.

00:42:57.980 --> 00:43:00.360
It's easier to be in touch now because you got

00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:02.599
the MLB app. You get all this shit. You can still

00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:04.699
follow them. Yeah, if you want to pay for it.

00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:08.260
Yeah, but when I first moved down here in 93,

00:43:08.539 --> 00:43:10.239
they had none of that. So basically, you lost

00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:12.079
touch of everything where I was in Cincinnati.

00:43:12.340 --> 00:43:14.780
I didn't get any Reds news, Bengals news, or

00:43:14.780 --> 00:43:17.000
anything like that for when did the internet

00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.360
really get robust enough? Another decade after

00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:23.239
that? Yeah, right. So you lose touch, lose interest,

00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:27.170
and I'll get back into it. The Reds are doing

00:43:27.170 --> 00:43:30.289
okay this year. You know, I can't follow them.

00:43:30.690 --> 00:43:32.909
Yeah, I check out the standings for the Astros

00:43:32.909 --> 00:43:35.789
like every month or so, you know, just to see

00:43:35.789 --> 00:43:38.909
how they're doing. But I'm with you. But what

00:43:38.909 --> 00:43:42.690
about if any game is on? I stopped watching baseball

00:43:42.690 --> 00:43:46.030
after they went on strike. Oh, wow. Okay. There

00:43:46.030 --> 00:43:48.769
were a couple guys like that. So I understand

00:43:48.769 --> 00:43:53.869
that. Yeah. You get tired of the. Yeah, because

00:43:53.869 --> 00:43:56.300
there was a time where I was watching. Every

00:43:56.300 --> 00:44:00.980
game. When the Texas Rangers opened up the second

00:44:00.980 --> 00:44:05.400
stadium in Arlington, I was there on opening

00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:09.480
day. I went to tons and tons and tons of games.

00:44:10.059 --> 00:44:13.079
Then they went on strike. I was like, I'm out.

00:44:13.260 --> 00:44:16.400
I'm out. Why do you guys think you need that

00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:21.079
much money? It's just like, come on. To be honest,

00:44:21.219 --> 00:44:24.840
I prefer listening to it on the radio. And I

00:44:24.840 --> 00:44:26.800
think that's what part of it was growing up because

00:44:26.800 --> 00:44:30.900
I was always outside. And we'd have the Cincinnati

00:44:30.900 --> 00:44:34.480
Reds game on the radio. We're just kids sitting

00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:36.960
around and the Reds game would be on. So we had

00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:39.820
Marty Brenneman and Joe Nuxall. I grew up listening

00:44:39.820 --> 00:44:42.559
to them. So watching them on TV is different

00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:44.920
for me. I'd rather be out somewhere with a baseball

00:44:44.920 --> 00:44:46.699
game on in the background listening to it. I

00:44:46.699 --> 00:44:49.719
used to love listening to the Astros. I was in

00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:51.969
college in the lab. Right, in the computer lab,

00:44:52.090 --> 00:44:53.969
hours and hours and hours. And I would, yeah,

00:44:54.030 --> 00:44:56.809
same thing. Listening to the big piece. You were

00:44:56.809 --> 00:44:58.389
in the computer lab? Yeah. You were supposed

00:44:58.389 --> 00:45:01.449
to be working? What's that? No, I was doing projects.

00:45:01.849 --> 00:45:03.889
I was a computer science major, and I was in

00:45:03.889 --> 00:45:06.469
the computer lab trying to make shit work. Like,

00:45:06.469 --> 00:45:10.150
right, Fortran? Yeah. It wasn't Fortran, but

00:45:10.150 --> 00:45:12.250
we had Assembler. Were you getting the Apple

00:45:12.250 --> 00:45:15.170
IIe Turtle to move with the HDR graphics card?

00:45:15.809 --> 00:45:17.570
No, we didn't have any of that. That was before

00:45:17.570 --> 00:45:19.869
that. Yeah. These computers were before that.

00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:23.840
The Tandy 2000? Yeah, some old shit, man. That

00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:26.280
was my first computer was the Tandy 1000. My

00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:28.980
very first computer. Mine was the RadioShack

00:45:28.980 --> 00:45:32.460
TRS -80 Model 3. The trash 80. Well, mine was

00:45:32.460 --> 00:45:36.059
RadioShack too. The Tandy 1000, yeah. With the

00:45:36.059 --> 00:45:39.039
floppy. Yeah, it didn't have any hard drive to

00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:41.599
it. Then the second computer I got had a hard

00:45:41.599 --> 00:45:44.639
drive. And that thing was huge. Yeah, this ran

00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:47.139
off the five, what is it, five and a half, five

00:45:47.139 --> 00:45:49.829
and a quarter, whatever, floppies. So you'd have

00:45:49.829 --> 00:45:52.530
your operating system on one, and then you'd

00:45:52.530 --> 00:45:54.789
run your programs on the other one. God, that

00:45:54.789 --> 00:45:56.889
was so crazy. I remember being, I had to talk

00:45:56.889 --> 00:46:00.989
my mom into letting me buy a computer, like an

00:46:00.989 --> 00:46:03.389
actual, you know, like the better computer that

00:46:03.389 --> 00:46:06.130
had the hard drive. And she let me buy it, and

00:46:06.130 --> 00:46:08.639
I was doing all sorts of basic programming. Did

00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:10.559
anybody else do that? Oh, I did basic programming

00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:13.820
all day. Oh, yeah. I wrote these really, really

00:46:13.820 --> 00:46:17.219
sophisticated, long programs. I mean, that's

00:46:17.219 --> 00:46:18.639
what I was doing. That was the only reason why

00:46:18.639 --> 00:46:20.000
I picked that as my major because I was like,

00:46:20.039 --> 00:46:21.739
I don't know what else to do. That's the only

00:46:21.739 --> 00:46:23.920
thing I kind of do as a hobby other than play

00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:25.420
basketball, and I wasn't good enough to play

00:46:25.420 --> 00:46:27.400
basketball anywhere. I remember the project.

00:46:28.699 --> 00:46:34.139
We had to create Battleship in our computer in

00:46:34.139 --> 00:46:36.969
high school. So you had to get the graphics down.

00:46:37.050 --> 00:46:39.030
Then you had to get all the logic and all that

00:46:39.030 --> 00:46:43.489
shit. So that was pretty fun doing that. Yeah.

00:46:43.510 --> 00:46:45.889
It actually worked. God, I spent hours doing

00:46:45.889 --> 00:46:48.389
that stuff. That was fun stuff. Back in the good

00:46:48.389 --> 00:46:51.510
old days. Did you have a Commodore 64 by any

00:46:51.510 --> 00:46:53.389
chance? No, I did not. My buddies had a Commodore

00:46:53.389 --> 00:46:59.269
64. Yeah. I did not. And I remember, gosh, this

00:46:59.269 --> 00:47:05.250
was 86 maybe, 85. where you had the dial -up

00:47:05.250 --> 00:47:07.449
modem. You actually had the phone, right? And

00:47:07.449 --> 00:47:27.349
the modem. 2 ,400 baht. Yeah. Right. And somehow,

00:47:27.469 --> 00:47:29.170
I don't even remember how we did it, but somehow

00:47:29.170 --> 00:47:32.420
we hooked up. He lived down the street. He had

00:47:32.420 --> 00:47:34.599
his Commodore 64 at the modem. Somehow we hooked

00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:36.360
up to where we could type to each other. Oh,

00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:38.639
nice. I couldn't tell you how the hell we did

00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:41.059
it, but we figured it out. In our dorm room,

00:47:41.159 --> 00:47:43.239
we would be on the opposite ends of the hall,

00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:46.539
and we'd play the F -16 attack each other thing.

00:47:47.059 --> 00:47:49.480
Yeah, we hooked up. I don't know. We did the

00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:51.519
modem thing, and we were playing each other.

00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:54.340
It was so funny because we would launch this

00:47:54.340 --> 00:47:56.320
missile, and you could never see each other.

00:47:56.699 --> 00:47:59.380
We weren't face -to -face dogfighting. I would

00:47:59.380 --> 00:48:02.039
launch the missile, and I would just wait. And

00:48:02.039 --> 00:48:04.400
then down the room, you hear this, God damn!

00:48:04.900 --> 00:48:08.699
I was like, yeah! I mean, nowadays, kids have

00:48:08.699 --> 00:48:12.880
no idea. Different times. I remember one of the

00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:16.019
first games my dad got was called Adventure.

00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:20.119
Oh, yeah, the Atari 2600? No, this was on the

00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:24.179
TRS -80, so it was all words. Was it like Pitfall?

00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:27.690
No, there was no graphics. Oh. Basically, there's

00:48:27.690 --> 00:48:29.769
a paragraph saying, you just crash landed on

00:48:29.769 --> 00:48:32.730
this planet. There's a big tree to your left.

00:48:32.769 --> 00:48:35.469
There's a mountain over here and a cave. And

00:48:35.469 --> 00:48:37.230
that's it. And you see a rock to your left. Which

00:48:37.230 --> 00:48:38.530
would you like to go to? No, you don't even do

00:48:38.530 --> 00:48:40.670
that. You have to command it. Turn to the left

00:48:40.670 --> 00:48:43.630
and go to the tree. Right. Pick up the rock.

00:48:43.789 --> 00:48:46.610
Yeah. The tree is brown and it has a carving

00:48:46.610 --> 00:48:51.650
on it. What is that carving? It is of a, whatever.

00:48:52.650 --> 00:48:54.769
It's so bad. So you had to start piecemealing,

00:48:54.829 --> 00:48:58.010
and you had to find the treasure. Yes. I got

00:48:58.010 --> 00:49:02.050
not very far. I was like, screw this. This is

00:49:02.050 --> 00:49:04.110
stupid. Even back then, I was like, yeah, this

00:49:04.110 --> 00:49:06.030
is dumb. You're going to wait until computer

00:49:06.030 --> 00:49:08.789
games advance a little bit? I guess. But yeah,

00:49:08.849 --> 00:49:11.869
it was. Did you guys ever play Myth? Myth. Or

00:49:11.869 --> 00:49:15.670
is it Missed? Missed. Missed. No. Really? It's

00:49:15.670 --> 00:49:18.250
a new game. No, this is old. It's like one of

00:49:18.250 --> 00:49:20.909
the first games out there. Oh, I remember that

00:49:20.909 --> 00:49:24.280
game. No, I never played it. That was a lot of

00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:26.099
fun. That's kind of like the adventure game,

00:49:26.199 --> 00:49:29.360
but with graphics. Correct. Yes. So imagine doing

00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:31.559
that with all words. Yeah, with all words. Yeah.

00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:36.199
That wouldn't work. Well, the puzzles on this

00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:39.840
game are pretty elaborate. Yeah, you had to ask

00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:41.960
all these questions, and it would tell you stuff.

00:49:42.039 --> 00:49:44.980
Yeah. And we would get stuck and get so frustrated.

00:49:45.420 --> 00:49:48.500
Yep. Because there's only certain things that

00:49:48.500 --> 00:49:50.719
are loaded. Yep. You have to ask the right question.

00:49:50.900 --> 00:49:53.309
Yes. And it didn't describe it very well, so

00:49:53.309 --> 00:49:54.789
how would you know that there was something on

00:49:54.789 --> 00:49:56.630
the ceiling or something like that? Yeah, look

00:49:56.630 --> 00:50:00.210
up to the ceiling. Right. On the ceiling, there's

00:50:00.210 --> 00:50:03.710
a lever. Yeah, you see, exactly, exactly. It's

00:50:03.710 --> 00:50:07.289
like, really? But it's out of reach. Yes, I had

00:50:07.289 --> 00:50:09.750
a friend, and the two of us, we were trying to

00:50:09.750 --> 00:50:11.269
get through this game, and it was so frustrating.

00:50:11.269 --> 00:50:12.710
Yeah, it was ridiculous. But it was fun, too.

00:50:12.829 --> 00:50:15.309
I mean, it was all we had. Yeah, it was. I tried

00:50:15.309 --> 00:50:17.110
over and over, but I get to a certain point,

00:50:17.190 --> 00:50:19.710
and I was like, I can't go any further. And then

00:50:19.710 --> 00:50:22.460
finally, PlayStation came out. That's when life

00:50:22.460 --> 00:50:25.360
really took a turn. What about the Atari 2600?

00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:28.559
Yeah, we had the Atari. And Nintendo NES, man.

00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:33.760
Nintendo came out first. Mario, Super Mario Brothers?

00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:35.980
Yeah, I think I had Nintendo. And Mario World.

00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:40.340
Yeah, Nintendo came out my, I think, either freshman

00:50:40.340 --> 00:50:44.659
or sophomore year in college. I just remember

00:50:44.659 --> 00:50:47.619
PlayStation being a game changer. I had Tomb

00:50:47.619 --> 00:50:50.440
Raider. And it was like. Played that all the

00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:52.360
time. And it was like the graphics were like

00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.559
just game changing. And she's juggy. Oh, yeah.

00:50:57.119 --> 00:50:58.940
They're kind of pixelated, but they're juggy.

00:51:00.760 --> 00:51:04.219
Pixelated. Oh, that's good shit. Yeah. And the

00:51:04.219 --> 00:51:06.119
wife would come in and be like, really? Or your

00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:08.099
mom or whomever, girlfriend. Yeah, it had to

00:51:08.099 --> 00:51:10.739
be. It had to be girlfriend. Look at that pixelated.

00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:14.500
Man, those would stab you. Looked like the back

00:51:14.500 --> 00:51:18.320
of a Chevy. Yeah. I remember playing that. I

00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:22.260
remember being in the hotels and one of the guys,

00:51:22.340 --> 00:51:24.960
my manager at the time, had a PlayStation. He

00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:27.719
brought it down and had Tomb Raider. So I'd have

00:51:27.719 --> 00:51:31.239
hours of just sitting there babysitting the meetings,

00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:33.260
right? So if something went wrong, I'd run down

00:51:33.260 --> 00:51:36.199
there. So I'd play this for hours on end getting

00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:39.139
paid. Tomb Raider? Tomb Raider, yep. And then

00:51:39.139 --> 00:51:41.500
you had, I mean, it was a huge solve all the

00:51:41.500 --> 00:51:43.320
clues to get to the next level. So yeah, you,

00:51:43.460 --> 00:51:45.480
I mean, we... You have to jump up the blocks.

00:51:45.920 --> 00:51:50.079
What movie was this? I'm sorry, what job was

00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:52.559
this? This was when I was in the hotels in the

00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:55.880
director of AV. Oh, my God. Because you'd set

00:51:55.880 --> 00:51:57.400
up the meetings, and then the meetings would

00:51:57.400 --> 00:51:59.400
commence. And then you have to wait for either

00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:01.739
something to go wrong, or they're done, then

00:52:01.739 --> 00:52:03.059
you tear everything down. And you were playing

00:52:03.059 --> 00:52:06.280
Tomb Raider. I played it for hours. I beat it.

00:52:06.980 --> 00:52:09.900
Yeah, we beat it eventually. Shelly and I were

00:52:09.900 --> 00:52:11.760
playing that together. So you'd sit up in the

00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:13.619
office, and they'd walkie -talkie you if they

00:52:13.619 --> 00:52:15.099
needed something? They had a walkie -talkie.

00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:16.940
We had our own little office, so no one was in

00:52:16.940 --> 00:52:19.139
there. Didn't have a key, so it was locked. So

00:52:19.139 --> 00:52:21.260
I was in there by myself for hours. Were you

00:52:21.260 --> 00:52:23.840
naked? I could have been. But I had to wear a

00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.579
suit, tie, and everything, so that'd be pretty,

00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:27.539
hold on, I'm nude, let me get my clothes back

00:52:27.539 --> 00:52:29.320
on kind of a thing. Well, you don't say you're

00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:31.159
nude. You say, hold on, I'm having some technical

00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:33.159
difficulty. Do you ever show up at the hotel

00:52:33.159 --> 00:52:36.219
after these functions would finish up, and they've

00:52:36.219 --> 00:52:38.219
got all this leftover food? Oh, yeah. I ate very

00:52:38.219 --> 00:52:42.420
well. I eat very well in the hotels. Yeah, because

00:52:42.420 --> 00:52:45.980
at the conclusion of these events, they have

00:52:45.980 --> 00:52:47.699
a buffet, and there's like so much. When you

00:52:47.699 --> 00:52:50.079
were in a high -end place, right? Well, the Four

00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:52.340
Seasons, yeah, they had high -end steaks and

00:52:52.340 --> 00:52:54.360
stuff, but I think, Jeffrey, you worked at a

00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:57.420
pretty decent hotel. I worked at a Doubletree.

00:52:57.460 --> 00:52:59.559
It was nice back in the day. It was Doubletree

00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:02.559
Lincoln Center. Their cookies were awesome. Oh,

00:53:02.579 --> 00:53:05.420
yeah. I had tins of those just all over the place.

00:53:07.610 --> 00:53:09.269
I remember getting a call from the food and beverage

00:53:09.269 --> 00:53:14.349
manager. Food and beverage. Yeah, can you come

00:53:14.349 --> 00:53:16.869
down to the food and beverage office real quick?

00:53:16.929 --> 00:53:19.369
I go down there, and there's a spread of just

00:53:19.369 --> 00:53:23.650
food. Lobster, Thermador, steaks. That was leftover.

00:53:23.889 --> 00:53:27.550
Yeah. They ordered 200 of these, and 150 showed

00:53:27.550 --> 00:53:30.590
up. Let's go. Yeah, we're enjoying ourselves

00:53:30.590 --> 00:53:34.289
tonight. Nice. And it was top -notch. It was.

00:53:34.389 --> 00:53:37.420
Lobster, crab. Oysters, everything. Oh, that's

00:53:37.420 --> 00:53:39.679
crazy. Yeah, I ate very well. That's good stuff,

00:53:39.780 --> 00:53:41.320
man. I gained a lot of weight when I worked at

00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.719
the Four Seasons. I did, too. Could have been

00:53:43.719 --> 00:53:45.960
the cookies. The cookies are awesome. It was

00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:47.880
just everything. I mean, I worked at a place

00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:51.360
called Byron's from Byron Nelson. It was only

00:53:51.360 --> 00:53:55.300
open from like 11 to 1 .30. It was a lunchtime

00:53:55.300 --> 00:53:57.519
only, and they had a buffet. They had a menu,

00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:00.000
but most people just ate the buffet. Yeah. And

00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:04.179
they always over. That's so hard to try to gauge

00:54:04.179 --> 00:54:06.860
how much food to make. You always have to make

00:54:06.860 --> 00:54:09.320
too much, always. Because you can't run out.

00:54:09.420 --> 00:54:11.619
You can't run out. Well, a lot of the food they

00:54:11.619 --> 00:54:13.880
would take - A lot of these were plated. Well,

00:54:14.039 --> 00:54:18.019
for this particular one, it was buffet style.

00:54:18.340 --> 00:54:23.940
But when the buffet time was over, the staff

00:54:23.940 --> 00:54:26.719
got to eat. But then they'd take it over to the

00:54:26.719 --> 00:54:29.039
hotel, because we were on the sports club side.

00:54:29.500 --> 00:54:32.059
Because at the hotel, they had an employee cafeteria.

00:54:33.089 --> 00:54:35.849
Then you really let it all out. Well, the cafeteria

00:54:35.849 --> 00:54:39.329
would absorb all the surplus food. So, you know,

00:54:39.349 --> 00:54:42.969
once it made past the other departments, it made

00:54:42.969 --> 00:54:45.349
it into, you know, that way the other staff would

00:54:45.349 --> 00:54:46.909
be able to all get all the food. It's all picked

00:54:46.909 --> 00:54:49.090
over. It might be, but most of it was pretty

00:54:49.090 --> 00:54:51.110
fresh. I mean, they had new containers, but I

00:54:51.110 --> 00:54:54.429
remember, God bless, it was, I remember I pissed

00:54:54.429 --> 00:54:58.159
off one of the chefs. Because they had chicken

00:54:58.159 --> 00:55:00.199
enchiladas on a specific day on Tuesday. They'd

00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:01.460
have chicken enchiladas. They have these big

00:55:01.460 --> 00:55:03.900
old bins. And they were kind of a pain in the

00:55:03.900 --> 00:55:06.619
ass to make. And I remember Chef Bruce, he was

00:55:06.619 --> 00:55:08.719
like, sure hope they don't want any more chicken

00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:11.960
enchiladas. And everyone wanted the chicken enchiladas.

00:55:12.179 --> 00:55:15.760
And so I went back there and I was like, table

00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:20.199
50 wants enchiladas. And they did not want enchiladas.

00:55:20.380 --> 00:55:23.900
Oh, dude. You can get fired for that shit. But

00:55:23.900 --> 00:55:27.539
I knew them. They were regulars. All right. And

00:55:27.539 --> 00:55:31.420
so Bruce gets all huffy puffy. God. So he starts,

00:55:31.460 --> 00:55:32.880
you know, and then he was like, I'm going to,

00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:35.840
he went out to the table and, and I had of course

00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:39.039
beamed out there real quick. And I just say,

00:55:39.099 --> 00:55:40.679
Hey man, look, I just told the staff, I just

00:55:40.679 --> 00:55:42.139
told the chef that you want an enchilada. So

00:55:42.139 --> 00:55:45.800
if he comes out here, just kind of let him. Yeah.

00:55:46.019 --> 00:55:48.019
And they were, they were cool. Cause they're

00:55:48.019 --> 00:55:50.420
there every day. We knew him. We knew exactly.

00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:52.159
One of the cool things about being at the Four

00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:54.239
Seasons is that there's a lot of members that

00:55:54.239 --> 00:55:58.760
show up. And part of the novelty of them being

00:55:58.760 --> 00:56:01.820
there with their guests and their business colleagues

00:56:01.820 --> 00:56:04.800
and business guests is that when we show up to

00:56:04.800 --> 00:56:06.900
the table, we call them by their name and we

00:56:06.900 --> 00:56:08.820
can anticipate what they drink. Like if they

00:56:08.820 --> 00:56:11.380
drink a Diet Coke with lime, lemon, whatever,

00:56:11.480 --> 00:56:13.579
doesn't matter, we already knew what they drank.

00:56:15.149 --> 00:56:16.769
You know, we would say, what do you want? And

00:56:16.769 --> 00:56:18.809
then a duck to die cook for you, Mr. Zerhon,

00:56:18.989 --> 00:56:21.670
whatever it is. Right. That made them feel special.

00:56:21.809 --> 00:56:25.150
It did. So it was kind of a cool thing. And,

00:56:25.269 --> 00:56:27.750
yeah, so the chef, Bruce, comes out. And she

00:56:27.750 --> 00:56:29.530
was like, oh, yeah, is it a big deal? And he's

00:56:29.530 --> 00:56:31.650
like, oh, no, we'll make those enchiladas right

00:56:31.650 --> 00:56:33.510
away for you. Just give me a little bit. And,

00:56:33.650 --> 00:56:35.469
of course, we're all sitting in there just looking

00:56:35.469 --> 00:56:38.809
at him like. And I know he feels like there's

00:56:38.809 --> 00:56:40.889
something kind of, can I have something? And

00:56:40.889 --> 00:56:43.429
we did. He did. I remember, shout out to Kyle

00:56:43.429 --> 00:56:48.019
Miller. On the East Coast, he moved. Also, there's

00:56:48.019 --> 00:56:50.199
one of the pastry chefs, one of the top in the

00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:54.619
planet chefs, Randy Geeman, would prepare all

00:56:54.619 --> 00:56:57.480
the desserts. Yeah, that stuff's good. Yeah,

00:56:57.500 --> 00:57:00.360
and he would prepare it. So they weren't large

00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:02.019
because it's buffet style, so they'd have these

00:57:02.019 --> 00:57:05.380
small, tiny little cheesecakes, and he would

00:57:05.380 --> 00:57:08.059
make them special. Every single one, they were

00:57:08.059 --> 00:57:12.219
just like gourmet. Oh, it's crazy what some of

00:57:12.219 --> 00:57:16.159
these hotels do. We had an executive chef who

00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:22.159
would get a chainsaw and do ice sculptures. Oh,

00:57:22.179 --> 00:57:25.380
yeah. So I remember going out there, and he'd

00:57:25.380 --> 00:57:28.460
take it out into the loading dock. He'd have

00:57:28.460 --> 00:57:32.039
this huge block of ice, and he'd start his chainsaw

00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:34.360
up, and he'd do like a swan or something like

00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:36.960
that. Dude. You know, so he was the executive

00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:39.480
chef doing it. Nice. So these guys have skills,

00:57:39.619 --> 00:57:41.500
man. Oh, yeah, they do. I mean, isn't there a

00:57:41.500 --> 00:57:45.480
place that has a huge ice display? That's the

00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:49.380
Gaylord. Gaylord, yeah. It's the Paul. No. Unprovoked.

00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:53.079
Unprovoked. All right. How would that? Is that

00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:55.920
a slam? It has to be a slam to be unprovoked.

00:57:55.940 --> 00:57:58.019
Well, the Gaylord. I was like, Paul, Paul. Oh,

00:57:58.059 --> 00:58:00.719
no, that doesn't work. Damn it. Yeah. Keep trying.

00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:03.920
I will. One of these. We're doing the bourbon?

00:58:03.980 --> 00:58:06.250
All right. I think we are. I think we are. Yes,

00:58:06.250 --> 00:58:08.789
let's do this. How much time do we got? I don't

00:58:08.789 --> 00:58:10.690
know. Oh, there we go. It's 8 o 'clock. Oh, we

00:58:10.690 --> 00:58:15.909
got 12 minutes. Okay, good. That's good. Well,

00:58:16.010 --> 00:58:18.489
this one's a good one. This is the one that you

00:58:18.489 --> 00:58:20.510
brought from the advent calendar when you were

00:58:20.510 --> 00:58:22.929
visiting Kentucky, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is

00:58:22.929 --> 00:58:26.780
exactly right. This is a... Distillery only.

00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:29.320
I don't know. Oh, there it is right there. It's

00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:31.820
the Bardstown Bourbon Company small batch stave

00:58:31.820 --> 00:58:34.739
finish bottle at 94 proof. Correct. So the proof

00:58:34.739 --> 00:58:38.599
isn't, you know, where our normal stuff is. It's

00:58:38.599 --> 00:58:42.480
five years. But it's a distillery only, and it's

00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:45.000
actually signed by the distiller. Yeah, I see

00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:49.679
that. It's tasty. He was nude, yes. He used his

00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:52.980
penis. Oh, wow. It's really small writing. Put

00:58:52.980 --> 00:58:56.199
the Sharpie up in the urethra? Oh, boy. Okay.

00:58:56.500 --> 00:59:00.539
No, but this is a blend of four different bourbons.

00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:05.539
Oh. It is 48 % of a Georgia bourbon. Yeah, it's

00:59:05.539 --> 00:59:08.059
including an eight -year -old Georgia bourbon,

00:59:08.099 --> 00:59:11.639
a five -year -old Bardstown bourbon, and a four

00:59:11.639 --> 00:59:15.000
-year -old Green River bourbon, and a 12 -year

00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:20.400
-old Kentucky bourbon. Outstanding. Well, it's

00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:22.760
very good. Oh, it's from Heaven Hill? Oh, hold

00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:25.460
on. What is that list? It's the same idea. They

00:59:25.460 --> 00:59:29.420
just kind of guessed. They're guessing. It's

00:59:29.420 --> 00:59:31.980
very good. It is good. I got to tell you, it

00:59:31.980 --> 00:59:34.480
is good. I wanted to, well, I always want to

00:59:34.480 --> 00:59:40.019
like these. I got to tell you, it tastes good,

00:59:40.119 --> 00:59:43.460
but it stops. And I don't know. It doesn't have

00:59:43.460 --> 00:59:47.099
a powerful finish. Yeah, it just. It starts off

00:59:47.099 --> 00:59:48.960
and it's wonderful, but once it's gone out of

00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:51.539
the mouth, there's no residual that kind of keeps

00:59:51.539 --> 00:59:53.519
you, you know, it just makes you want to pour

00:59:53.519 --> 00:59:56.280
another glass. I get a lot of maple syrup on

00:59:56.280 --> 00:59:58.920
the nose. Yeah, I think the nose is really good.

00:59:58.960 --> 01:00:02.440
It's very sweet on the nose. Very creamy vanilla.

01:00:02.539 --> 01:00:05.820
Yeah, there's definitely some sweetness to this.

01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:09.460
There's some vanillas, some cherries. You can

01:00:09.460 --> 01:00:12.139
definitely taste the cherries. It's so light.

01:00:12.909 --> 01:00:15.170
I mean, it's so fluffy, I guess is a good word.

01:00:15.250 --> 01:00:17.050
Well, I think it still has a lot of flavor to

01:00:17.050 --> 01:00:19.090
it. The finish isn't as long as what we usually

01:00:19.090 --> 01:00:21.590
get, but for 94 proof, I'm impressed with how

01:00:21.590 --> 01:00:25.530
much flavor it actually has. True. It's really

01:00:25.530 --> 01:00:29.130
good. It's just solid. Very solid. I mean, nothing

01:00:29.130 --> 01:00:34.010
spectacular, but I like it a lot. Yeah. It's

01:00:34.010 --> 01:00:37.789
got legs. Yeah, I think it was another 10 proof.

01:00:38.070 --> 01:00:41.619
I think it would do a lot for this. Yeah, it

01:00:41.619 --> 01:00:44.380
had a little more flavor. Yeah. A little more

01:00:44.380 --> 01:00:47.699
richness. Yeah. I finished mine. But this does

01:00:47.699 --> 01:00:50.599
score pretty good. I mean, it's got the stave

01:00:50.599 --> 01:00:52.920
in it, too, so it should be. Is there a stave

01:00:52.920 --> 01:00:55.559
in it? Well, not in the bottle. Not like our

01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:59.380
friends at Big Stick. Big Stick. Yeah, the stave

01:00:59.380 --> 01:01:02.019
may have. Do they say what kind of stave they

01:01:02.019 --> 01:01:05.280
threw in there? Does it say? Is it just an oak

01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:10.639
of some sort? It just says batch stave finish.

01:01:11.659 --> 01:01:13.699
Oh, go back up four to six weeks with the stave?

01:01:13.780 --> 01:01:16.639
Is that what it is? That's what Maker's Mark

01:01:16.639 --> 01:01:18.579
does. Okay. Oh, they're still guessing a bunch

01:01:18.579 --> 01:01:20.780
of shit here. Yeah, they're kind of. They insert

01:01:20.780 --> 01:01:23.280
up to 10 wooden staves. That's Maker's Mark.

01:01:23.460 --> 01:01:28.360
Oh. Well, why would they say that if they don't

01:01:28.360 --> 01:01:29.900
do this as well? It says, I imagine this bottle

01:01:29.900 --> 01:01:33.659
is going to be its own thing. Well, who wrote

01:01:33.659 --> 01:01:36.780
this? That's kind of a long -winded. Yeah, kind

01:01:36.780 --> 01:01:40.099
of dumb. We won't go to this guy's website anymore.

01:01:40.380 --> 01:01:41.719
Yeah, and he kind of slammed it a little bit

01:01:41.719 --> 01:01:43.440
because of the things that y 'all have said.

01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:48.320
It doesn't last, and it's a little fluffy. That's

01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:52.739
okay, though. It's crushable. It is crushable.

01:01:53.099 --> 01:01:57.840
I would agree with that. All right. All right,

01:01:57.840 --> 01:02:00.360
let's grade this stuff. I mean, I could drink

01:02:00.360 --> 01:02:04.000
this. This stuff is excellent for drinking. It

01:02:04.000 --> 01:02:05.860
does have a little white pepper lingering still.

01:02:06.489 --> 01:02:10.130
You know, it's long, a little caramel. I almost

01:02:10.130 --> 01:02:13.230
taste like peanuts. Peanuts, Chuck. Chill. Ew.

01:02:13.789 --> 01:02:15.889
Yeah, there could be. Yeah, there's a little

01:02:15.889 --> 01:02:19.309
bit of nuttage in that. A little bit. All right,

01:02:19.329 --> 01:02:25.030
I'm going to go with the 6 .9. 94 is what are

01:02:25.030 --> 01:02:26.809
we going up against? I'm going to throw Michter's

01:02:26.809 --> 01:02:28.590
10 out because that doesn't count. It's almost

01:02:28.590 --> 01:02:30.769
too. That's too good. It blows the curve. It

01:02:30.769 --> 01:02:35.320
does. It's way too far out there. Right. I think

01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:37.000
I'm probably right there with you. I think for

01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:41.840
the 94, I'm probably around a 7. Yeah. I'm going

01:02:41.840 --> 01:02:46.739
to match a 7. Okay. Yeah. In fact, I'll go 7

01:02:46.739 --> 01:02:50.480
.2. I think it's a little bit better. I really,

01:02:50.579 --> 01:02:54.920
really like this. This is something that if you

01:02:54.920 --> 01:02:57.340
don't want to get hammered and you have control,

01:02:57.679 --> 01:03:01.679
you can pour a nice big fat drink of this and

01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:05.739
just kind of sip it. You could probably knock

01:03:05.739 --> 01:03:10.000
out a big old fat whiskey, drink it in about

01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:12.699
an hour. Oh, yeah. You could sip this for quite

01:03:12.699 --> 01:03:14.179
a while. Just pour yourself a couple fingers,

01:03:14.460 --> 01:03:16.119
two, three fingers of this, and just sip out

01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:19.500
it all night. Yeah. It's good. So this is considered

01:03:19.500 --> 01:03:24.039
rare. Oh, really? On our collection here. On

01:03:24.039 --> 01:03:27.179
the OnlyDrams? On the OnlyDrams, yes. You know

01:03:27.179 --> 01:03:29.679
what? I need to post our OnlyDrams on Instagram.

01:03:30.860 --> 01:03:35.300
Oh, that'd be good. That's a good idea. I'll

01:03:35.300 --> 01:03:37.760
have to figure, see if I'm able to do that. You

01:03:37.760 --> 01:03:39.519
can get a link. I've sent a link to somebody

01:03:39.519 --> 01:03:43.199
before. Send it to Larry. Sharing and privacy.

01:03:43.599 --> 01:03:47.119
Anyway, we'll look into it. All right. We're

01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:49.300
good. Are we finishing on this or do we have

01:03:49.300 --> 01:03:52.699
time for something else? How much time do we

01:03:52.699 --> 01:03:55.179
have, Mr. Producer? Well, you wrote up there

01:03:55.179 --> 01:03:57.019
bathroom etiquette. What is that referring to?

01:03:58.539 --> 01:04:00.619
That, you know, I was just thinking of some of

01:04:00.619 --> 01:04:02.519
the things that go on at my office that just

01:04:02.519 --> 01:04:07.050
drive me. batshit crazy in the bathroom. Like,

01:04:07.110 --> 01:04:09.489
number one, absolute number one rule in my book,

01:04:09.630 --> 01:04:12.530
you can't talk on the phone. Number one. You

01:04:12.530 --> 01:04:14.409
can't talk on the phone. When you're in the stall,

01:04:14.650 --> 01:04:18.250
you cannot talk on the phone. It's weird. Yeah,

01:04:18.309 --> 01:04:20.110
I think that is weird. It's stupid. It's rude.

01:04:20.389 --> 01:04:23.130
And weird. Yeah. You don't do that, do you, Sean?

01:04:23.469 --> 01:04:26.460
No. Because you look like you wanted to disagree.

01:04:26.900 --> 01:04:29.300
No, no, no. Guys, I'm talking about in public,

01:04:29.380 --> 01:04:31.619
of course. Yeah. I mean, look, even in the house.

01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:33.099
I mean, you could tell when you're in the bathroom.

01:04:33.159 --> 01:04:35.360
When Jeff's dropping a deuce, I know if he's

01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:39.300
in the bathroom, you can hear the echo. Instantly.

01:04:39.380 --> 01:04:41.639
You always seem to call as soon as I sit down.

01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:44.039
I was like, well, I could wait and call him back

01:04:44.039 --> 01:04:46.659
or just answer the damn thing. Yeah. And so he

01:04:46.659 --> 01:04:49.000
answers. I don't care about your own home. And

01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:50.559
he says, hello. And I was like, you're in the

01:04:50.559 --> 01:04:53.099
bathroom, aren't you? Because he goes, hello.

01:04:56.649 --> 01:04:59.429
But I agree. You know, I'll go into these restrooms

01:04:59.429 --> 01:05:02.210
and he'll be at the urinal and he'll pull the

01:05:02.210 --> 01:05:06.849
phone out and start looking at Instagram or whatever.

01:05:06.929 --> 01:05:10.429
I'm like, you can't even urinate without doing

01:05:10.429 --> 01:05:13.869
this? I think at the urinal, absolutely not looking

01:05:13.869 --> 01:05:14.889
at your phone. Now, if you're looking at your

01:05:14.889 --> 01:05:16.409
phone in the stall, who gives a shit? But don't

01:05:16.409 --> 01:05:19.039
talk on the phone. is what I'm saying. So anyway,

01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:20.480
the other things I was starting to think about

01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:22.539
is like, what are the kind of the unwritten rules,

01:05:22.760 --> 01:05:24.460
right? Let's say you're alone in a bathroom and

01:05:24.460 --> 01:05:26.780
somebody walks in and you're in a stall. What's

01:05:26.780 --> 01:05:29.699
the first, maybe just me or maybe I noticed what

01:05:29.699 --> 01:05:31.380
other guys do. What's the first thing you do?

01:05:31.619 --> 01:05:34.260
Well, before that, I mean, are you one of these

01:05:34.260 --> 01:05:36.460
guys that's kind of nervous about sitting on

01:05:36.460 --> 01:05:39.179
the stool? Like, are you wanting like privacy

01:05:39.179 --> 01:05:41.920
or do you not care? Oh, for the longest time,

01:05:42.099 --> 01:05:44.360
I'll be honest, the longest time I would not,

01:05:44.360 --> 01:05:47.019
I would not go number two. In a public restroom.

01:05:47.239 --> 01:05:50.460
I work. I would just wait until I got home. I

01:05:50.460 --> 01:05:52.619
prefer to be by myself, but I have no problem

01:05:52.619 --> 01:05:56.599
to shit. I prefer me being there by myself, and

01:05:56.599 --> 01:05:58.920
when I'm done, I'm done. I just get up and leave.

01:05:59.159 --> 01:06:04.420
A lot of it's the hunt for a free bathroom. I

01:06:04.420 --> 01:06:06.880
mean free, I mean the ones in there. There are

01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:09.619
a lot of times where I worked on a 12 -story

01:06:09.619 --> 01:06:12.239
building and our office was on the 9th. Sometimes

01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:14.239
I go up to the 10th floor. Sometimes I drop to

01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:16.380
the 7th floor. To try to find one that's less

01:06:16.380 --> 01:06:19.159
traveled. A little sweet spot. It's 2 o 'clock

01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:21.500
in the afternoon. I've got a little routine working.

01:06:21.760 --> 01:06:23.960
I go down there and I get my setup. I've got

01:06:23.960 --> 01:06:27.179
my tablet there. I've got my earbuds. You make

01:06:27.179 --> 01:06:30.809
a whole thing. A little charcuterie board. If

01:06:30.809 --> 01:06:34.750
you need to go, number two, and you go into a

01:06:34.750 --> 01:06:36.590
bathroom and there's only two stalls and one

01:06:36.590 --> 01:06:39.190
of them is taken, do you do it anyway or do you

01:06:39.190 --> 01:06:40.929
walk out and wait? It depends how bad it is.

01:06:41.130 --> 01:06:43.369
Do you think it's going to be like a blowout?

01:06:43.449 --> 01:06:46.269
It depends. If I can hold it, I'll be like, all

01:06:46.269 --> 01:06:48.030
right, I'll wait or I'll go find another one.

01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:52.619
I don't necessarily like to shit three inches

01:06:52.619 --> 01:06:55.599
from some other dude. I get it. I get it. That's

01:06:55.599 --> 01:06:57.659
the way I am. And I've gotten much better. I

01:06:57.659 --> 01:06:59.059
mean, I told you, I used to wait until I got

01:06:59.059 --> 01:07:02.079
home. Now I can go in the public bathroom. Even

01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:04.119
if somebody's next to me and I have to go, I'll

01:07:04.119 --> 01:07:05.719
go. Yeah, I could do it. It's not a preference,

01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:08.159
but. It's all about preference, really. I think

01:07:08.159 --> 01:07:11.079
what helps me is when I put the earbuds in, I'm

01:07:11.079 --> 01:07:13.800
in my own little world. So at that point. How

01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:15.760
long are you in there, though? Yeah. To require

01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:18.619
earbuds. Like 45 minutes. TV shows. I'd say 15,

01:07:18.780 --> 01:07:22.219
20 minutes. What? Why? That's bad. You get hemorrhoids.

01:07:22.699 --> 01:07:24.300
I don't seem to have that problem. Not only that,

01:07:24.340 --> 01:07:27.019
you start to stick to the seat. You get up and

01:07:27.019 --> 01:07:28.679
it sticks and your toilet slams? Yeah, you're

01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:31.719
like, I don't have that problem. All right, but

01:07:31.719 --> 01:07:33.519
when you are on the toilet and somebody else

01:07:33.519 --> 01:07:37.900
walks in, do you cough? Do you sniff? No, I try

01:07:37.900 --> 01:07:39.199
to make a noise. There's a thing. I try to make

01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:40.579
a noise. Guys do that. I don't do that. Yeah,

01:07:40.579 --> 01:07:43.019
I do too. I go, you know. No, I try to save a

01:07:43.019 --> 01:07:45.280
fart or something. So when they come in, I was

01:07:45.280 --> 01:07:49.940
like. Oh, no, you don't. Wow, you have a very.

01:07:51.139 --> 01:07:53.360
controllable... Is it anus? I guess it's the

01:07:53.360 --> 01:07:57.840
anus. It's my sphincter. I have a question. I

01:07:57.840 --> 01:07:59.760
don't know if anybody in here does this, but

01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:02.380
I've noticed that some men go to the urinal and

01:08:02.380 --> 01:08:05.780
spit first. That's gross. Why do they do that?

01:08:05.980 --> 01:08:08.940
It's gross. I find it disgusting. I do too. Spit

01:08:08.940 --> 01:08:11.300
in the urinal? I can't tell you why. It just

01:08:11.300 --> 01:08:13.980
happens. Oh, you're a spitter in the urinal?

01:08:15.369 --> 01:08:19.970
Really? That's gross. It's not on the urinal.

01:08:19.970 --> 01:08:23.630
It's in. It's still gross. I don't know. I just

01:08:23.630 --> 01:08:25.329
think the fumes are coming up, getting into that

01:08:25.329 --> 01:08:29.810
spit. I don't know. I find it gross. Like I sucked

01:08:29.810 --> 01:08:33.689
it back in? Yeah. Part of my luge? Yeah. I don't

01:08:33.689 --> 01:08:35.510
know. And there's definitely unwritten rules

01:08:35.510 --> 01:08:37.069
that when you're in a urinal and there's somebody

01:08:37.069 --> 01:08:40.550
next to you in another urinal, mostly at a ballgame,

01:08:40.670 --> 01:08:43.449
it's... It's eyes. Head up. Oh, yeah. You don't

01:08:43.449 --> 01:08:48.590
go. We're not looking around. You don't make

01:08:48.590 --> 01:08:51.289
conversation at the trough. You know what? At

01:08:51.289 --> 01:08:55.310
ballgames, that can be a thing because you're

01:08:55.310 --> 01:08:57.810
just laughing about something or whatever. That's

01:08:57.810 --> 01:09:00.069
not a big deal, but it's eyes forward. You don't

01:09:00.069 --> 01:09:02.850
smack his ass next to you. Hey, buddy. Don't

01:09:02.850 --> 01:09:04.850
do that either. Yeah, you should search to see

01:09:04.850 --> 01:09:06.829
if there's any kind of reasoning behind guys

01:09:06.829 --> 01:09:09.569
urinating in urinals before they. piss in it

01:09:09.569 --> 01:09:12.350
you mean spit or spit yes what did i say urinating

01:09:12.350 --> 01:09:14.890
urinate in a urinal before urinating in it yeah

01:09:14.890 --> 01:09:18.210
yeah what what is the mindset of that i don't

01:09:18.210 --> 01:09:21.289
get it maybe it's like owning it oh it's generally

01:09:21.289 --> 01:09:23.489
considered poor hygiene and is often associated

01:09:23.489 --> 01:09:25.949
with a lack of respect for public spaces and

01:09:25.949 --> 01:09:30.699
other users chuck See? Quit doing that, you uncivilized

01:09:30.699 --> 01:09:34.760
savage. You uncivilized swine. All you urinal

01:09:34.760 --> 01:09:37.720
spitters unite. It's not everybody, but it's

01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:40.300
a lot of guys do it. Possible reasons, alcohol

01:09:40.300 --> 01:09:45.439
and poor judgment. Nailed it. That's the primary

01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:47.619
reason right there. It's like a Cincinnati brawl.

01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:50.060
That's the prevailing theory, in my opinion.

01:09:50.439 --> 01:09:52.079
Anyway, I just think it's funny because, you

01:09:52.079 --> 01:09:54.000
know, I'll walk into the bathroom and I'll hear,

01:09:54.159 --> 01:09:57.039
I mean, we have a small office. So you kind of

01:09:57.039 --> 01:09:58.699
know who's in there. You kind of know. Yeah.

01:09:58.739 --> 01:10:02.659
Well, definitely. Barry will like. Oh, I don't

01:10:02.659 --> 01:10:07.220
hark. No, no, no. He'll snort. He does. And I'm

01:10:07.220 --> 01:10:09.319
like, I feel like saying, yeah, Barry, I know

01:10:09.319 --> 01:10:12.579
you're there. But it's really funny. So anyway,

01:10:12.659 --> 01:10:15.140
I'll do I'll do like a cough or I don't do or

01:10:15.140 --> 01:10:17.859
something. I don't you don't you don't alert

01:10:17.859 --> 01:10:19.720
others that you're there. You don't tap your

01:10:19.720 --> 01:10:21.739
foot. They see your feet. Don't they? Don't you?

01:10:21.819 --> 01:10:24.100
Like it's your airport. Yeah. Like you're at

01:10:24.100 --> 01:10:26.380
Minneapolis airport. All of this is dumb, but

01:10:26.380 --> 01:10:29.159
I mean. Do you, when you go to the urinal sometimes,

01:10:29.399 --> 01:10:31.279
do you see the people who like drop their drawers

01:10:31.279 --> 01:10:36.159
to the floor? I've seen people do that. No. It's

01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:39.619
like they just all the way down. Ouch. And then

01:10:39.619 --> 01:10:42.359
they. Do the business, urinate, and then pull

01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:44.159
them all the way back up. At the urinal. At the

01:10:44.159 --> 01:10:46.899
urinal. At the urinal. And I have never seen

01:10:46.899 --> 01:10:48.979
that ever. Is that what you do, Jeff? I've never

01:10:48.979 --> 01:10:50.520
seen that. I've actually never seen that before.

01:10:50.539 --> 01:10:53.140
I mean, outside of like a two -year -old child.

01:10:53.180 --> 01:10:54.920
They're trying to show off their thong. I've

01:10:54.920 --> 01:10:57.079
seen it a handful of times. I had a weird moment

01:10:57.079 --> 01:10:59.840
where I walked in to use the urinal, and I look

01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:03.619
over to the stall next to me, and the feet that

01:11:03.619 --> 01:11:06.939
I can see are facing, they're facing the toilet.

01:11:08.100 --> 01:11:10.810
Right? So he's obviously not sitting on the toilet.

01:11:11.210 --> 01:11:15.710
And he's just facing the toilet. And the whole

01:11:15.710 --> 01:11:18.149
time I peed, there was nothing going on. Well,

01:11:18.170 --> 01:11:20.949
maybe he had a prostate issue. It was just weird.

01:11:21.449 --> 01:11:24.109
Dude, I took a shit in the women's restroom without

01:11:24.109 --> 01:11:28.489
knowing I was in the women's restroom. Have you

01:11:28.489 --> 01:11:32.710
ever seen two sets of feet? No. In the stall.

01:11:33.130 --> 01:11:35.210
You have not. And then you watch the couple leave

01:11:35.210 --> 01:11:37.369
the bathroom and you're like, oh my God. You

01:11:37.369 --> 01:11:40.050
have not. Yeah. In New Orleans. Oh my God. When

01:11:40.050 --> 01:11:43.550
I sat in that bathroom and I heard women come

01:11:43.550 --> 01:11:46.289
in and out. I heard them talk and I was fucking

01:11:46.289 --> 01:11:48.609
mortified. Oh, you're like, they're either in

01:11:48.609 --> 01:11:50.829
the wrong place or I'm in the wrong place. I

01:11:50.829 --> 01:11:52.710
had no idea what I was going to do. There was

01:11:52.710 --> 01:11:54.329
a stall to my left and there was a stall to my

01:11:54.329 --> 01:11:57.510
right. So I just waited. I just waited. A long

01:11:57.510 --> 01:12:00.630
time. Well, until like no one was there. Quick.

01:12:01.189 --> 01:12:04.170
Oh, for sure. Well, once they all finished, I

01:12:04.170 --> 01:12:08.510
was done. I sat on the toilet with my pants on,

01:12:08.609 --> 01:12:10.829
ready to go at a moment's notice. And I remember

01:12:10.829 --> 01:12:13.810
they left and I waited like 15 seconds. I opened

01:12:13.810 --> 01:12:15.630
the door and I bolted the door and then the woman

01:12:15.630 --> 01:12:19.729
walks in. And I mean, it was like, it's all cleaned

01:12:19.729 --> 01:12:23.369
up now. And I just walked out. That's what you

01:12:23.369 --> 01:12:25.710
said? Yeah. You're like, ma 'am, it's about to

01:12:25.710 --> 01:12:27.729
be 24. You were groundbreaking before your time.

01:12:27.970 --> 01:12:30.529
Oh, jeez. It was crazy. I remember I was eating

01:12:30.529 --> 01:12:33.909
lunch in Austin with my brother, and then I pulled

01:12:33.909 --> 01:12:35.470
the lid out the door and called him. Dude, I'm

01:12:35.470 --> 01:12:37.810
out. Because we had finished our dinner anyways.

01:12:38.470 --> 01:12:40.369
All right. All right. Well, this is the first

01:12:40.369 --> 01:12:42.789
half of the Dudes Like Us podcast, July 29th.

01:12:42.890 --> 01:12:44.770
Thank you, Mr. Chuck, for staying on top of stuff.

01:12:44.909 --> 01:12:47.930
Shout out to Bardstown. We got a rare bottle.

01:12:48.590 --> 01:12:51.050
It's good? Yeah, I enjoyed it. I'm about to finish

01:12:51.050 --> 01:12:52.350
the rest of it. We'll see you guys in a few.

01:12:52.430 --> 01:12:54.289
moment students like us I'm Sean I'm Paul and

01:12:54.289 --> 01:12:54.670
I'm Jeff