Go for a podcast. Yes, we are. That's a large
man. Thank you. Chris Christie. Chris Christie.
Chris Crispy Cream. Didn't he lose some weight,
though? No. Oh, he's gone the opposite direction?
I think he's bigger. Really? I saw him when he
was walking into something, and he had some serious
fat man pants where the belt was way up here.
Damn, like he reached over his shoulder, put
his wallet in his pocket? Oh, yeah. It was quite
dramatic. Hold on, guys. I'm going to buy this
for you. He's a large man. Oh, yeah. You know
that Jon Hamm there on the right? My wife and
I just started watching Landman. Landman's great.
So good. That's good. I watched the whole thing.
We're about episode seven or eight. Really, really
good. Yeah, there's 10, I think, right? Yeah,
he just had his heart attack. Sorry, spoiler
alert. Spoiler alert. Season 2 out this fall.
Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, November. I mean, what's
his name? The guy that writes the show? Taylor
Sheridan. He's hot. Wow. Everything he's writing.
Stop it. No, I mean, everything he's writing
is... successful. For the most part, yeah. For
the most part, you know, he did Yellowstone,
right? He did Yellowstone, and he did the one
with the hot chick from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Temptress? Lioness. Lioness. Oh, yeah, Lioness.
And that's damn good. Yeah, Lioness. We love
that show. Then he did all the spinoffs, right?
He also did Tulsa King, which is pretty good.
Yeah, this... That's what I'm saying. He's...
A hot commodity right now. Well, the problem
is, I think part of the problem, and I think
it influenced Yellowstone, is he's writing so
many things that he didn't give appropriate attention
to Yellowstone. I think that's true, too. Is
that what drove Kevin Costner off? I think he's
like, yeah, you're taking too much time. I've
got other projects. I want to make his movie,
that movie he just made. Well, he had a... Oh,
yes. Yeah, I know the one you're talking about.
The Horizon. The Horizon. Did it get made? I
mean, one of them did. One of them did. I don't
know about the other one. But there are two more.
Costner? Yeah. I don't know about the other ones.
Is the project shit -canned now after the first
one? I don't know. Because the first one was
a total setup for, have you seen it? Oh, yeah,
I saw it. Yeah, it's a total setup for the next
two. Yeah. Like, they're explaining why all these
people from all these different backgrounds came
to this little town and started, well, came to
this area and they're starting up a town. Right.
You know what I mean? And so it's supposed to
go from there. Yeah, he's spending his own money
to make it, though. I know, and I don't think
it did well at all. Yeah, I don't think it did.
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Have you eaten today? I had some food. Yeah.
It's not a fasting day? No, no. I need to fast.
I feel like I'm going kind of, I'm losing. I'm
losing the battle, man. Yeah, but you can't fast
on podcasting. I mean, traditionally, I used
to, I was fasting on Mondays. That was my traditional
day. And I just had just that kind of really
shitty attitude about it lately. Yeah. I'd wake
up and be like, hey, you know what? I'm hungry.
I'm going to eat. Yeah. And it's like I eat and
then - Give me some eggs and bacon. You grabbed
a turkey leg out of your bedside drawer. Look,
part of it is - You know, and I don't want to
blame anybody because at the end of the day,
I'm the one shoving shit in my mouth. But the
thing is, is that we have all this leftover food.
And I'm like, I hate wasting food. Yeah. I've
got to freaking take care of that. So it's either
I package it up, freeze it. And, you know, there's
a lot of work. And then sometimes I wake up in
the morning. Oh, my God, there's a lot of food
in here. I got to eat it all. Right. This whole
freaking thing's going bad. It's lunch meat.
That's enough for 15 sandwiches here. I'm going
to eat it all. I'm going to make 13 of them and
eat them right now. No, not 13. Just one big
Dagwood, you know? Oh, nice. Remember that little
comic strip, Dagwood? Oh, Dagwood. Yeah, Blondie.
That's called Blondie, right? Dagwood was the
husband. I barely remember that. Barely. Dagwood
sandwich. Remember seeing that, though? That
was a big old two -foot sandwich. So this is
what? This is like something from the 40s. And
this is her husband would make a big sandwich?
Yeah. Blondie was the name of the comic strip
and then Dagwood was the husband. Okay. Yeah.
And he worked in the office and basically followed
him and went home to his wife and shit like that.
Interesting. She was a housewife. And he made
ginormous sandwiches. Yes. Funny. Yeah, huge
sandwiches. Or she made them for him. Was that
what they were called? Dagwood sandwiches? I
think that's where it... came from because he
would have big sandwiches in the comic strip
yeah so you know um i want to chat about this
because i think last uh last podcast or maybe
the one before that we were talking about the
epstein files and how we're hold on there dagwood
sandwich um multi -layered sandwich typically
overflung with various meats cheeses vegetables
condiments and uh often stacked high between
slices of bread that's what i like yeah it's
famously inspired by the by the Dagwood Bumstead
character in the Blondie comic strip. There you
go. Known for his elaborate and towering sandwiches.
How about that? A relevant reference that I made.
Yeah, you did. Yes. Wow. That's a rare thing.
I know. I'm shocked as much as you are. Yeah,
I never quite understood Dagwood's hair. He kind
of looks like the Bewitched Dan. He had these
things sticking out the side of his head. Well,
they're sideburns, but they come out of the middle
of his head. Those are not sideburns. Yeah, those
are not. I don't know what the hell they are.
They're very squiddish. Like he's a sea person
or something. Hi, guys. Oh, those are gills.
Yeah, those are fins. Oh, okay. Chick Young's
Dagwood. Look at that sandwich. salad bar. Did
he have it between a vice? Is that what he's
doing there? He's trying to get it smaller. He's
squeezing it. That doesn't look healthy though.
There's nothing wrong with eggs. There's a dead
fish in there. It's got a fish with an X through
the eye. I think it's a piece of watermelon and
a big carrot. What's that big pink thing? Is
that like a bologna or something? Probably bologna.
So how long did this comic strip run? It's still
on. It's still running. You're kidding. No, it's
still going. And it's from the 40s? Yeah. That's
mind -boggling. Yeah. You're telling me it's
almost a 90 -year -old comic strip? Yeah. I don't
know if there are new ones coming out or if these
are repeats. At a certain point, you just repeat
them. It's still in the newspaper. That is insane.
Yeah. Yeah, I have to know. How long this thing
is? It said 1930. 1930. Is Dagwood and Blondie
still alive? The fictional characters Dagwood
and Blondie, bump step for the long -running
comic strip Blondie, are still appearing in newspapers
today. There you go. Arthur Lake, who portrayed
Dagwood, passed away in 87. Penny Singleton,
who played Blondie, also passed away in 93. Dude,
the son of the original creator is what keeps
it going. It was written by Dean Young. The son
of the original creator, Chick Young, since 1973.
That is freaking awesome. I wonder if that's
the longest. When did Beetle Bailey come out?
That's another one that's been around forever.
That's a military one, right? Yeah, the military
one. He's like a private or something. Yeah.
And Sergeant. Kiss? Who was the guy that worked
in the kitchen? The big fat guy? Yeah. Oh, God.
Is Candy... I mean, how do you come up with...
It's 1973, so that's almost... I think it's Cookie.
That's almost 50 years. Yeah, that's 50 years
of comic strip that this guy's been writing.
Yeah. How do you come up with... How do you stay
creative? I don't know. You know what I mean?
Yeah. I would run out of shit. Well, I mean,
we always coming up with, we've been doing this
for how long we've been doing this? About five
years. Yeah. We haven't been doing it for 50
years. And we're not running out of material.
I'll tell you, the comic strips, comic strips
used to read those every Sunday. Yeah. I used
to sit there and read the comic books. But the
ones that I would always skip over are like Apartment
3D, where they're like the soap operas. Yeah,
they fed into each other. Yeah, so they're like
a soap opera, but they're like three or four
windows. Look up Apartment 3D. But just the comic
strip whole genre, the whole life of it, it was
Sunday. I mean, they come out every single day,
comics, but the big one was the Sunday newspaper
where it had a color comic strip. Yeah, see like
this. It's just a soap opera. It's a series.
Yeah, and I'd read it and I'd be like, this is
absolutely stupid. Entertain me. Yeah, this is
absolutely stupid. It's these two ladies talking.
Well, hold on. But what it did is it made them
buy another paper. Yeah. They had to find out
what was going on. It got them sucked in. Maybe
it did for the ladies back in the day. Well,
it made them feel smart. My 12 -year -old brain
did not comprehend what they were trying to get
across. Yeah. Well, maybe their target audience
is like 50 -year -old men. Yeah, apartment 3G.
There it is. Look at that. Girls in apartment
3G. Oh, yeah. That mustache. This is from 1975.
Yeah, check out that mustache. And he's got the
1975 stache for sure. Looks like he's in Mad
Men or something. Well, you know what? There's
all kinds of fun different comic strips that
were coming out at the time. There was a fat
girl, Lulu. Is that her name? Lolly? Lulu? I
don't know. Well, but still, just in general,
I mean, Charlie Brown, Snoopy, what was the one
where the guys on the cavemen? Farside? Yeah,
the Farside. That was good. Farside was really
good. Farside's classic. That was Gary Larson,
right? That was Kathy. That was Kathy, yes. And
then there was Marmaduke, wasn't there a big
dog? Oh, yeah, Marmaduke was one. You had Garfield.
Garfield, yeah. What about Andy Kapp? Calvin
and Hobbes. Oh, Calvin and Hobbes I think is
potentially one of the best comic strips out
there. It is the best. Yeah. Calvin and Hobbes.
I do remember that one. That's good shit. Shoe.
Dilbert. Oh, my God, Shoe. The birds. I don't
remember Shoe. Yeah, it's, you know, it's all,
I think it was humor. There is Nancy. That's
the girl I was to refer to right there. Nancy.
I think Shoe was above my intellect at the time
when I was trying to. Doonesbury. Doonesbury.
That was the same. Bloom County was a big one
when I was a kid. Yeah, Bloom County. Non -sequitur.
Oh, this could fall right into doing maybe a
few cartoon shows. No. No, we can skip that.
Maybe some Hanyan Barbera. I think cartoons or
comic strips are good enough. I don't get no
respect. Avatar! Give me, give me, give me. I
used to read Blondie and Beetle Bailey. Beetle
Bailey. All those. Oh, DC was great. Oh, yeah,
DC was good. Wait, where's D .C.? B .C. B .C.
Yo, I like B .C. Yes, I remember that one. B
.C. was during caveman era. Yes. And they're
just like, it's kind of stupid, but it was funny.
Let's see here. Hi there. I am an, what? An asperix?
Apteryx. A wingless bird with hairy feathers
in the snowman's mouth. And he's talking to the
snowman and the snowman goes away. That's the
last time I buy that brand of mouthwash. See,
some of this stuff is just... Yeah, it's one
-liners. It's just kind of stupid stuff. It's
kind of like what you'd find in the Johnny Carson
show, the monologue up front, you know, where
they spout off like 15 one -liners. That's one
of those, you know? Yeah. Oh, and don't forget
Dilbert. Yeah, yeah, I said Dilbert earlier.
Dilbert changed the whole culture of Office because
people got embarrassed about being Dilbert Boss,
you know? At least he made an impact on society.
He made fun of corporate world. He made fun of
the absolute ridiculousness of corporate world,
yes. So tomorrow we got some things going on.
Tomorrow is Friday. We're doing a Thursday night
show tonight, which is kind of weird, but it's
doable. In fact, I encourage it. In fact, we
need to talk about doing a Friday show once a
month. Friday show once a month. We could talk
about it, yeah. It could be every six weeks.
I don't care. Just every now and then. Just to
change things up a little bit. Just pepper in
a Friday one. It could be a special edition four
episodes in one night. Going to the early morning
hours. It would be a good change. Maybe we could
have a little dinner in between or something.
We could start a little earlier. Like some shawarma?
Whatever, man. And we could do karaoke on the
podcast. Yeah, that's all I got. Yeah, we're
not spooning or anything. We could do a stare
-off. Yes. You know what Sean wants to do? I
want to do a circle stare. Circle stare. A triangle
stare. People are not going to understand this
at all. No. All right. So, anyway. Well, let
me see. So, we were talking about this last week.
You guys were both out of town. Yeah, I was having
a ball. Caring for my parents. So my brother
runs basically a nursing home for my parents
and his wife's grandfather. And he needs a break
every once in a while, right? So he goes on a
three -week kind of hiatus. Right. And then we
break it up. You know, I take the first week
or second week. My sister takes the other week.
The other brother takes. And we basically care
for all three of those elderly folks in my brother's
home. And it's full -on nursing care, nursing
home care. That's difficult. Especially, I would
think, for your own parents. Yeah, I mean, he
does it all the time. Yeah, it's the mortality
that you have to witness. Watching them kind
of get worse and worse and worse and decay. But
you also see it from a different perspective,
meaning that your brother currently has a program
set up. So you walk into the scenario and you're
kind of like, hey, look, I don't mean to poke
holes in what your program is, but sometimes
it takes somebody from the outside to go in,
kind of like, When your dad wakes up, eats breakfast,
and then he sits down and listens to the playlist
on Shuffle that does 500 songs rotating. Every
single day. So, I mean, there's nothing wrong
with changing up that. Absolutely. And I think
I would encourage it. We were talking about just
changing it up regardless. I think you should
be selective on some of the conversations you're
having. That could make him a little disgruntled,
chatting with him about AI. Telling him how easy
it is to make fake things. You ruined my life.
That really, really bothered him. That really
bothered him. Well, give the listeners out there
some context. Did we talk about it? We talked
about it. In the last podcast. Did we talk about
it in the podcast? Yeah. Oh, I thought we talked
about it in between. I was wondering, too. I
was like, did we talk about that in the green
room? No. Yeah, you did. And I know you talked
about it. You sent a text. You said you also
had some pets there that were kind of problematic.
Yeah. Okay. So it's difficult enough to do nursing
home care because that's not for everybody. And
I'm talking about cleaning and wiping and brushing
and moving and feeding. I mean, it's the full
gamut, right? Right. But what I didn't need was,
he's got two dogs and there's a flea outbreak.
Ooh. Yeah. Are they biting the parents? Well,
I mean, they were on my feet. And I was like,
this is not cool. I didn't sign up for battling
fleas. But, no, I don't think they were on my
parents. And, you know, so we had to, like, you
know, we talked about washing the dogs because
we didn't have any flea shampoo. And they are
very organic and everything. And we got to make
sure it's. So you could just bomb the place.
Right. With all these chemicals. They come back
and they're like, I can't breathe. I can't. What
can I do? No. But I mean, so we were vacuuming
and we, you know, and finally we told him, listen,
man, you got to get them on meds. So he called
their vet and we got some chewables and they
started the, you know, started the medicine.
But yeah, that's, I mean, and the dog is like
peeing everywhere. And it's like, if, you know,
if you don't let them out like right away, then
so I would, it was crazy. I was, I just get done
doing all this stuff with my mom and dealing
with the fleas. And then I walk into the family
room and there was a ginormous pile of pee. And
I'm like, mother. You know what I mean? I don't
need this. I didn't sign up for that part of
the job. And so I know my brother was frustrated.
And, you know, nobody, you know, anyway, but
still. Who owns the dog? It's his dogs. It's
my brother's dog. How do they not know how to
go outside? Well, I mean, they don't have a doggy
door. And I think the dog basically is like,
if you're not ready for me, I'm not waiting.
Right. You know what I mean? And so we're. Right.
I mean, we're feeding the parents or we're, you
know, we're moving them around. We're doing shit.
Right. And so, yeah. Next thing I know, there's
a ginormous, I mean, you turn your head for a
second and boom, you know, and so that's, that's
what my wife and I were getting really frustrated
about. But yeah, well, I'll tell you when our,
when poor ginger passed, uh, we, we sent her
to the, to the euthanasia chamber, you know,
that, that was calculated. I mean, she was peeing
and for a long time and it, I was so, look, I
missed the little shithead, but at the same time,
fuck. It was time for her. It's about quality
of life. It really is. She was blind and deaf.
She was walking into shit and, I mean, it was
crazy. But it's just the constant cleanup of
pee. Yes, that's what I'm saying. And it's sad
because when I got to the point where, what kind
of person am I to walk by a pool of pee and not
give a fuck? Right, you're like, I'm done with
that. Yeah, because it's like, you know what?
It'll just happen again. I'll wait for a bigger
pile and clean it all up at once. Yeah, I'll
just double it up and clean it up in one swoop.
You know, it was just like, fuck. Yeah, it was
a beat down. I mean, it wasn't too bad. I mean,
I think we cleaned up three piles while we were
there in the six days we were there. Any shit?
No poop. That's good, at least. Yeah, no poop.
But then the dog would, you know, we would kick
her outside. And she didn't mind being outside.
Kick her? No. But we would put her outside, and
then she would bark and bark and bark and bark.
And you'd think that she'd bark because she wants
back in. And I expected to see her next to the
door. But no, she's, you know, the people catty
-corner from my brother are like, they're two
girls that rescue all sorts of animals. They
have a goat and a pig and a goose and roosters.
And so the dog's barking at all these animals.
Smells all this stuff. Oh, yeah, barking at all
these animals. And he's got a big lot. It's like
a pig. an acre you know what i mean and so it
would bark and bark and bark and bark and 10
o 'clock would roll around and we want to go
to bed and i'm sure the neighbors don't appreciate
the dog in the barking and so i'm like okay bella
come on in bella come on and so i have to put
my headlamp on and bring my broom and bring a
broom and find her right in the dark And start,
you know, using the broom to force her to go
back to the house. She doesn't want to go in.
And I'm like, okay. And I don't want to touch
her because she's got fleas. So I couldn't grab
her by the collar and get fleas all over my arms.
Right? I'm just like, it was just a shit show,
man. I mean, anyway. But we got through it. And
I had good quality time with my parents. So I
would have solutions here. So solution number
one. Shoot the dog. Yeah. Get one of those. anti
-barking things that you can put on the collar
that'll zap the fuck out of her. One. Two, you
can get one of those audible, the high -frequency
things so that when the dog barks, it emits that
sound. Two. Three. Fucking do a doghouse. But
remember, I'm there for six days. I would have
had all these in line. Yeah. You could have taken
the dog to the vet and had it dipped. They would
never have known. Right. Well, you know what
dipped means, right? Dipped in a flea. Yeah,
it's a flea bath. You dip them in there, and
when they come out, there's no fleas. Right.
Yeah, I don't know. And they're floating dead.
Yes. Well, you know. The dog has cancer. Until
they walk back in the house, that's infested
with fleas. They all jump back on. Yeah, they're
like, woo! Hey, look, there's all these houses.
There are no one in them anymore. Just jump in.
Fresh meat. Anyway, yeah, it was, you know. It's
the experience. We only do it once a year. But,
you know, it's more than that, though. For the
dudes like us listeners out there, everyone's
parents get old. Yeah. You know, you got to go
take care of them. And you've had a little bit
of a slice. And, you know, even it gets to a
point, thank God your brother stepped up and
he's taking care of them. Because think of the
alternative. I mean, they'd be in an old folks
home. And you know what? Quite honestly, my mom
would already be gone because they, what, they
give them 20 minutes to eat. And if they don't
eat, they just reel them back to their rooms,
right? We sit there for almost an hour making
sure that she gets enough water and enough food.
In assisted living, no, they'd feed her. No,
I mean in a full -on nursing home. She's hospice
care. So is my dad. Oh, really? Yeah. Because
even the hospice nurses said that she would have,
in a nursing home, she would have already starved
to death. So, but when you're in hospice, they
don't feed them? No, they do. But they don't
make sure they're fed. Yeah, they're not going
to sit there for 45 minutes to an hour, you know,
spoon feeding them. I don't know if there's a
difference between a nursing home and assisted
living. Oh, yeah, big time. So assisted living,
they'd have their own little apartment. But,
you know, the door is pretty much open. They
have 24 -7 nurses. That's what my dad was. And
making care for themselves, for the most part,
in assisted living, right? I mean, they need
help with certain things. There's different degrees.
Yeah. There's different degrees. Right. Like
my dad could have done probably 90 % of everything.
Right. But there's some people who are, you know,
wheelchair bound. Right. And they have Alzheimer's.
You know, they wheel them out and they sit them
in the corner and look out the window and stuff
like that. So, you know, there's a gamut. So,
you know, again, I think a nursing home is, when
I think of a nursing home, I think of just the...
the nastiest place, right? I don't know if that's
accurate, but that's what I think and visualize,
whereas an assisted living is a little more hands
-on. How about the one that's featured in Cocoon?
I don't remember. I saw the movie. That was a
long time ago. Yeah, it's just an old retirement
community. Like the villages. There's a ton of
sex going on in those places, too. Oh, the STDs
are off the charts. It is. It's crazy. Yeah,
high level of sex. Well, you're talking more
retirement communities, yeah. Well, not just
that, but freaking. In nursing homes? Yes. No.
Yes. That's gross. One guy wheels himself down
to his girlfriend's room. Well, in Landman. Hey,
boys. Well, in Landman, she was helping out in
that thing, and she's like. That old lady was
just like, what I wouldn't give for just to have
another dick in my face. Yeah, that was over
the top. I got the boyfriend to come out and
dance in a jockstrap. Totally over the top. I
was like, I looked at you, I was like, I get
it. You know, she's a lady. She wants it, but
there's something wrong with someone that old
saying something like that. Oh, yeah, for sure.
But that show's all about shock value, so. The
golden girls on steroids. Oh, yeah, so. Some
of the shit they would say is crazy. They have
needs. Yeah, they do. There are memes out there.
Aren't they like 50s in their 50s? The actresses
on the show? Yes. And the Golden Girls? And the
Golden Girls. I think the irony is the one that
plays the grandmother was the youngest of the
four. Well, in real life. Yeah, in real life.
I don't think she was. That's what they say.
No, she was. We checked this and it's incorrect.
It's not true? No, it's true. Really? We already
fact -checked this? No, no, no. Oh, okay. She's
79. Yeah, but... No, no, no. She's not really
79. That's how old their character is. Yeah.
She's actually the youngest of the group. Go
back. Click on that thing. Okay, yeah. Go to
the far left. No, the one in the middle. Blanche.
No, no, no. The one in the far left shows you
what their age in the show was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry. I didn't look at the right. All right.
Zoom in on that. Okay. Okay. All right. So there
we go. Yeah, there you are. It's getting smaller.
No, the one on the left was getting bigger. Oh,
my God. You know what? I don't even care anymore.
Now you can see it. What's wrong with you guys?
All right. So Betty was, let's see. 63. 63. Rue
was 51. I don't believe that at all. 63. And
then Estelle was 62. I think you need to run
that into AI again because that's not what I
understood. I understood that the grandma, the
oldest, was actually the youngest. So that is
maybe fake news. Interesting. Well, Rue McClanahan
was the youngest. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah.
Blanche, the sex pot who's always looking for
dick. God. You and dick. Interesting. It was
a great show. I loved that show. Yeah, I watched
it. Yeah. I watched it. It's a good one. I might
be wrong. So it says in the television, the Golden
Girls, the youngest character was Blanche who
portrayed Rue. I thought it was Blanche. Are
you guys saying it wrong? It's Blanche, yeah.
Blanche, Blanche, Blanche. Oh, shit. Rue McClanahan
was the actress. Right. What are these last names?
Dorothy Zbornak? Zbornak. Zbornak? Rose Nyland?
That is some weird names. Well, they don't say
the characters' last names in the show. I'm calling
her Ms. Petrullio. Petrullio. Anyways, look,
let's do a hard ride here. What is going on with
this Ms. Maxwell in the Department of Justice?
Yeah, well, now that this Epstein thing is gaining
steam, the base is upset that they are saying
there's no client list now. They misspoke when
they said there was a client list. So why is
she in jail? I think now... For sex trafficking.
Now, I don't know what they're trying to do here,
but Maxwell is now going to talk to the DOJ,
or has been, and they're going to talk a second
day, and maybe they're going to cut a deal and
she's going to spill the beans on some people.
Maybe they're going to create a client list based
on talking to her. I'm not sure what the motivation
is for the DOJ to talk to her, but I think there
is some pressure. to actually do something. I
think Trump has said that they're going to release
whatever comes out of that. Right. Well, and
the grand jury testimony is what he said he was
going to release. He's like, it's going to get
released. At the end of the day, we want transparency.
It doesn't matter if you're left or right. I
was reading some Facebook bullshit with some
of my Democrat friends, and they're all up in
arms. They're always up in arms, but it's just
like, They're like, what if they find Trump is
guilty? And I'm like, so what? I don't care if
they find Trump guilty. It's just like, I mean,
I'm not saying I'm not. I don't like getting
involved in that stuff. You mean involved? Yeah.
Trump being involved with the Epstein Island.
Yeah. And I'm just like, I don't care. It is
what it is. It's like, you know what? I'm not
a huge Trump fan. I'm a huge fan of policies
that Trump is supporting. Right. You know, that's
what I'm a fan of. I mean, I don't give a fuck.
I mean, I don't want him killed. I think it was
horrible that they tried to assassinate him.
That was over a year ago. Yeah, just over a year
ago. Time has flown, man. Yep. Anyway, so this
should be interesting if anything comes out of
these Maxwell conversations. And maybe that does
mean that there really was nothing for them,
for the DOJ to move on into. Because everybody
was so excited about, oh, we're going to find
out. But I mean, was there a little black book
in her back pocket? I mean, to have a client
list is kind of, I mean, does that mean there's
a manifest out there? I mean, the client list
could technically be the manifest on the plane
that's going back and forth for the Epstein Island.
But there was. hypothetically, a lot of good
things going on at Epstein. There was a lot of
wine and dining people. Parties. Just regular
parties. But there's a lot of people saying all
kinds of shit. The CIA was involved. They're
saying that there was some Israeli influence
that was... The bottom line is we don't know
Jack's shit. And for people to get upset over
something that nobody really knows the truth
on, just shut the fuck up. Well, that's the problem.
I think they were sold that they're finally going
to get transparency, and it sounds like the Trump
administration is just whitewashing it like everybody
else did. And they're frustrated. And then all
of a sudden they throw it, and then people are
insinuating, well, is this the reason why you're
bringing out all of a sudden this Obama influence
on the Russia, Russia, Russia thing? Yes, that's
right. You're just trying to shift gears. Well,
I think the DOJ made the mistake when they had
the, two media influencers or authors walk out
of the White House, wherever they were, hold
up these big stacks of paper. Yeah, well, that's
Pam Bondi's, right? Going like that, and then
her going, I have the list on my desk. Yeah,
a client list. Yeah. And then she said, well,
no, I didn't mean client list. I meant client
cases. That's what she said. Case files. So I
think they screwed the pooch then. That should
never have happened, and she should never have
said, she should have said, yes, the case is
on my desk. And we're going to look into it.
Yeah. She shouldn't have said, the list is on
my desk. Yeah, because there was a firestorm.
It's like, oh, my God, they have the list. They're
going to release the people. Well, it'd be nice.
And now it's, well, there is nothing. Well, you
said you had it on your desk. What happened to
that list? It was on your desk. Right. And then
Trump started saying, you know, it's over with
and done with. Why do we even care about him?
He was a nobody. Let's move on. And everybody's
like, really? Yeah. Okay. So when Trump says
that, it's a bad thing. But when the Democrats
say it, it's okay. No, I'm just saying. That's
what Democrats say. Oh, we're talking about Joe
Biden. Hey, let's just move forward. We don't
want to look back at Joe Biden's thing. It's
just all bullshit. I'm sick of it. Yeah. And
the problem is... And what about Obama? It's
detracting from what really needs to be focused
on. But yeah, but the latest thing is crazy.
She said there's a smoking gun. Yeah, Gabbert's,
you know, she's what? The director of the National
Intelligence. The DNI. Indisputable details.
She's saying they have the receipts to prove
that Obama directed his cronies, which were what?
Comey, Brennan, and Clapper. Which was what?
FBI, DNI, and... Susan Rice was in there as well,
right? And CIA. Yeah, and dude, I mean, you know,
they basically trumped up this bullshit Russian
collusion thing for the purpose of torpedoing
his presidential campaign. Correct. And it's
worse than fucking Watergate, man. Well, I think...
It's worse than Watergate. Well, I think that
they're going to be able to, if all this evidence
is true, You know, they could potentially go
after Clapper and Brennan and Comey. But Obama,
I think, is off limits just based off of the
Supreme Court thing that just passed. Yeah, but
are they going to be able to do anything to Comey,
Clapper? Well, that's probably not. Because if
they're following orders, I mean, they're like,
well, you know what? I've never seen any information,
but my boss said to do it because the Russia,
Russia thing was real. Well, did they? Did they
fabricate all of this, right? I mean, who did?
Who came up with the D .O .S.? That was the Steele
dossier, right? Yeah, right. And Hillary funded
that. She did. What was the court? A specific
court? The FISA? Yeah, the FISA. The judge for
the FISA report was his wife was. the company
that funded it, that Hillary funded through that
company to create. Fusion GPS. Yes. And then
they debunked it. But then they debunked it.
And then when they said it wasn't a big deal
is what it was. And then Obama said, yeah, well,
you need to drum it up. Make it a bigger deal.
Make it a bigger deal. There was a presidential
daily briefing and it came out and it said Russia
had no influence on the election at all. In 2016.
And then Obama says, no, go back and restate
this. And if you've got to find something, find
something to make up. But I want this report,
the briefing, to say that there was. And then
it leaked immediately to the New York Times and
all those other bullshit publications. They interviewed
George Stephanopoulos. Snuffleupagus. No, it's
George Papadopoulos. Papadopoulos? Papadopoulos.
It's bad, man. It was bullshit election racketeering.
Yeah. Yep. Yep. And we'll see if anything comes
of it. And it wrecked his first term until COVID
came along, and that wrecked the rest of it.
It was like, good God, you're subverting the
will of the American people. Absolutely. Yeah.
So we'll see. Again, I think the folks that did
all the dirty work, potential to do it. Now,
history. Do these people in government ever get
busted? No. Will that change? Trump's kind of
changing some narratives and shit you can and
can't do with this presidency, so who knows?
True. Do people ever get busted? It kind of depends
on who you are, right? Yeah. And if it's an adjacent
person, yeah, they'll throw them to the wolves.
But if it's the actual person, no. Right. Right.
There's plenty of people in Trump's world that
have been to jail. you know, uh, Steve Bannon
and, and yeah, crazy Roger Stone. Yeah. Roger
Stone. Yeah. You know, because they were wrapped
up in this thing and, and, you know, and, and
God love them. They, they don't turn on him.
Right. Right. But at the same time there, they
go to jail, jail, right. For, I know things that
come up. Yep. Yep. So we'll, we'll see again.
I think, I think. I think what Obama is going
to happen is if this does come out to be true,
it's going to tarnish his legacy. And hopefully
he would disappear. At this point, whose legacy
isn't tarnished? Oh, I know. It's just a wrecking
ball, you know? Well, I mean, is Trump's legacy
tarnished? It will be. I mean, which part of
the electorate you're talking about. Right. To
the libs. Have you seen the people protesting
in front of Stephen Colbert's show who are blaming
Trump for that? The whole Colbert thing. Real
actions. Fuck. I'm so sick of it. They come from
a different view. They don't like anything he
does. They have Trump derangement syndrome. Like
this whole Japanese deal that he just struck.
They're poking holes in that going, well, it's
only going to benefit the corporations. Right.
Oh, the Philippines and the Japanese deal? The
big Japanese deal, yeah. They're spinning everything
to be against Trump. Everything. They can't say,
good job. They can't do it. They can't do it.
They can't bring themselves to do it. Nope. You
know, if a president does something good, whether
I voted for him or not, I'm going to let them
know, hey, that was a good thing. Yeah. You know,
you have to, you can't let, Trump has completely
destroyed some people's minds. That's what's
happened. Yeah. I mean, like Obama, I gave him
credit for pulling the trigger on going and getting
Osama bin Laden. Yeah. Now, he fucked up by having
to announce it immediately afterwards so that
they couldn't move on the intel that they had
just gathered and get the rest of the network
because he was so, you know, PR hungry. Right.
But still, he pulled the trigger on. He's a narcissist.
But he pulled the trigger on going and getting
them, so you got to give him credit for that,
right? And then they buried him at sea. You remember
that? Yeah, that was a smart move, too. Was it?
Yeah, you can't go anywhere. They can't visit
that grave. They can't visit him. Because it
would have been pilgrimages to go see his site,
right? There's also no evidence. So he's saying
he's still alive? He's with Elvis. He's hanging
around with Hitler and Elvis in Argentina, right?
So how about, I was happy to hear that Colbert,
whatever. Oh, yeah. I don't know how he stayed
on the air as long as he did because he was such
a hack. I've tried watching his show a couple
times. But here's the thing. I think he is funny.
I don't. He was. I think back in the day he was
at the Colbert Report. Yeah. Until he became
Trump. I don't like him frolicking around dressed
up in the vaccine. That was like, come on. He's
so cringe. You don't recall that? The vaccine
was the dance. It was tequila, right? And he
came on... Vaccine! I've never seen it, but everything
about him... You've got to pull it up. Everything
about this guy is so cringe. He's turned, maybe
in the first... I don't know how long he's been
on CBS, but basically his show has turned into
a political hatred for Trump ever since 2016
or whatever it was. Yeah. See if he can pull
up any of that. I mean, he did nothing but slam.
Oh, here we go. The Vax scene. He's so gay, too.
Is he really homosexual? He has to be. I don't
think so. He has to be. But for sure the guys
behind him are. Yeah, look at him. He has to
be. Really? Yeah. Such a douche. Yeah, I mean,
look at all these dudes and beards, you know.
All right, I'm done. Yeah, I know. They got to
get to the conclusion, right? Latulia. There
you go. Had to get to the vaccine part. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah, and that was after everybody slammed
the vaccine when it was Trump's idea, when it
was warp speed. Right. And then they came on
the next year and says, no, vaccine's great.
Everybody has to get it or they lose their jobs.
Right. And then they came back out and now it's
like. yeah it was bad in the first place and
you guys were right when you questioned it from
the first time it's a train wreck and there are
reports coming out over and over and over just
saying how bad that vaccine is and for all the
people that got it be weary yes i know and we
and people got banned and and blacklisted and
everything like that no just i mean taken off
of deplatformed and ostracized because they were
like, no, do not do this. We've been... We got
flagged, sure. Every time we mentioned the vaccine,
they pulled our shit off of YouTube. They're
not doing that anymore, though. Are they? I mean,
who knows? We'll find out. Well, Colbert, I know
the Libs are blaming Trump for some reason. He's
silencing his critics. Well, in reality... His
show employed over 200 people, cost $100 million
a year, and they were losing $40 million a year.
And that's probably why they let him stay on
until May of next year, which I think is a huge
mistake. But it's so those people can find another
job. Maybe a contract as well. If you break my
contract, you owe me more money. Oh, that could
be it. It could be the end of his contract. So
it's simple arithmetic, sort of like the WNBA.
And those women wanting more money. It's just
like, why do you think you deserve more money?
That was crazy, too. They had the WNBA All -Star
Game, and they all went out there with shirts,
and they said what? Pay us more. Pay us what
we owe. Pay us what you owe us. It's like, bitch,
earn it. Well, the problem is they've never made
money. They've always lost money. They're losing
like $40 million a year. The NBA is subsidizing
them. It's so toned down. I don't know if it's
true or not, but they were like, you know, the
NBA players get a percentage of however much
the NBA makes. Well, the WNBA players would have
to pay the WNBA because you're losing money.
That's correct. You'd actually have to pay to
play to meet that percentage. And I'm so disappointed
to see her wear that shirt. And I don't know
if she... Felt like, shit, man, if I don't wear
it. She was probably damned if you do, damned
if you don't. Right. If she doesn't wear it,
the entire league is going to hate her more than
they already do. Well, she came out and said
she has white guilt, so. Yeah. Yeah, she's trying
to be an ally. Yeah, she has white guilt, she
said. When she got the SB or something last year.
She was trying to, again, I think she's trying
to walk this line that is impossible to make
everyone happy. And she was forced to wear this
shirt, or maybe she wanted to wear this shirt,
I don't know. But it pissed me off, because that
tells me they have no fucking clue what they're
talking about. And they are going into her contract
year with their, whatever, renegotiate or whatever.
Their collective bargaining. Yeah, and they're
talking about. doing a walkout or a lockout or
all those type of things. You know how that's
ruined other sports, right? Well, not ruined
them, but caused major issues. This will absolutely
destroy the WNBA if they do some sort of dramatic
pay us more or we're not playing. They'll get
rid of it. Yeah, they will. It'll be a minor
league. It'll be like, dude, you're out. Well,
the NBA has to be like, yeah, we're not going
to fund this anymore. I mean, they don't have
a women's NHL. I mean, they don't have a women's
football league. They have lingerie league. And
for the first time, people are actually watching
because of Caitlin Clark. I'm like, dude, what
are you doing? This is the worst time to sabotage
yourself. And they're going to do it. I think
they're watching for her, but there's also a
lot of thuggery going on in there as well that
I think turns me off to want to watch them. The
dirty play? Yeah, I'm just like, you know. There's
such a hatred for her specifically. Jealousy.
That turns me off. I'm not going to watch it
anyway. You know me. I'm a pretty staunch Caitlin
Clark fan, and I haven't been watching this year
much because she's been hurt a lot. But after
they wore those t -shirts at All -Star Game,
I'm like, yeah, I think I'm done. Welcome to
the club. Yeah, I think I'm done. See you. I
mean, I enjoy watching the basketball because
it's actually a purer form of basketball than
the NBA. Oh, 100%. Did you see the guys that
won bets on Angel Reese's not making the first
shot that she took? Oh, no, I love that. I love
that. No, but I will tell you, the NBA to me
is unwatchable. Okay, well, that's apples and
oranges, but I agree with you. It is also unwatchable.
Yes. Oh, you think they're both unwatchable?
They're both unwatchable. I think they both are.
Yeah, honestly, they play a purer game. They
do pick and rolls. They have team basketball,
team defense. They actually, I mean, it's quality
basketball the way it's supposed to be played.
Now, do some of them totally suck, like Angel
Reese, who just throws it up over and over again?
Did you hear what she calls rebounds? Me -bounds.
Me -bounds? Oh, God. So she can get them herself.
Anyway, so, but despite that, I'm done. Yeah.
I'm done because I'm not going to do this bullshit
where they think they should be paid more when
they're losing money. Yeah, I've never watched
one game. I know you haven't. Anyway, let's talk
about corn sweat. Corn what? Corn sweat. What
is that? You tell me. You had me add it to the
board. Well, I read this. You mean corn syrup?
No, corn sweat. Oh, is that when you eat too
much corn? No, up in Iowa, they had a heat wave.
It got up at the 90. 90 degrees or something
like that. Well, all the corn up there, there's
a process called evapotranspiration. Basically,
your plants sweat, and it produces water into
the air, humidity. Yeah. And it jacked the heat
index up to 110, 120. Because there's tons and
tons of corn over there. Because there's all
that corn, all that plant, so you had this corn
sweat. And there was this tremendous increase.
Literally changing the climate in that area.
Well, there's also people blaming the climate,
going, well, it's the climate because there's
more water and this and that. It's amazing the
influences that different things can have on
the climate. Sure. I mean, they did a big bomb
in the middle of the ocean. And there was so
much vapor in the atmosphere in that area. It
caused the temperature to rise. They were testing
an atom bomb? I don't recall what the exact bomb
is, but it was a huge bomb they just burst out.
And this was in the last 10 years. And it caused
one of the heat waves to come through because
all that vapor gets stuck in the air and it stays
there. It just kind of recirculates, especially
over the ocean. But this corn sweat is similar
to that. Well, I think this corn sweat, I think,
is a relatively new thing they discovered, isn't
it? At least from what I'm reading. When did
this story come out? August of last year. Last
year, yeah. But over in just last month, I guess
Iowa had this huge heat wave, and it became really
problematic because the corn was sweating. And
it caused humidity. Humidity, which jacked the
- Which makes the heat even worse. Yeah. Like
I said, 90 up to 110, 120. Damn. Huh. So I'm
kind of curious. During this process, so the
process of the corn plants releasing water vapor
into the atmosphere called corn sweat contributes
to increased humidity in the Midwest. So when
the corn releases this water, I'm kind of curious.
how the corn tastes at that point. Does that
mean the corn is bad? Does it dry out? Does it
dry out or does it make it a better taste? I
think it just probably pulls it from the ground
and then releases it to the air. You're talking
about the maturation or the vaporing process.
It's coming out of the leaves and everything.
It's making food, right? I'm talking about the
flavor of the corn. I mean, I'm wondering what
it's doing to the corn. I don't know. I mean,
Iowa corn is the best damn corn I've ever tasted.
It's sweet. Yeah, but not after a corn sweat.
I don't know. Maybe it's like a good schvitz.
This tastes like corn sweat. But look, this goes
real deep. Because we use corn and whiskey. So
can you imagine? Hey, look, guys, this is the
2025. June corn sweat corn so we have procured
this corn and it's it's got a better taste because
of the water that was evaporated out of it and
it could I don't know I'm just saying I guess
it could have all kinds of weird shit going on
this could be some fun yeah could be a good year
or a bad year It depends. Maybe a bad year for
those corn consumers out there that eat corn
on the cob. But if you like corn on the glass,
maybe it's got a better taste because it's more
rich. Maybe they just turn it all into deer corn.
It's all dehydrated. It's all turned into high
-protein corn syrup. Corn nuts. Yeah, corn nuts.
Willie Nelson is using it to fuel his tractors.
Yeah, but I've never heard of the term corn sweat.
I was like, what the hell is corn sweat? Yeah,
that's a new one. But other plants do it as well,
but I guess it's just how voluminous the amount
of corn is up in Iowa that caused a problem.
I mean, you notice what river follows the major
corn sweat alley. Listen to the statistics. Yeah,
that's a little suspicious. Listen to the statistics.
How much does an acre of corn sweat? Like in
volume of water? In gallons. How much does an
acre of corn sweat? Just chew that. I'm going
to go. 10 ,000. 10 ,000 gallons? Yeah. I'm going
to go 1 ,200 gallons. 1 ,200? What do you say?
I'm going to say 150. 150 gallons? Yeah. So an
acre releases between 3 ,000 and 4 ,000 gallons
of water in the atmosphere. I win. Each day during
the growing season. Oh, each day. Each day. That's
amazing. Why don't they capture it and then there
wouldn't be a shortage of water ever? Yeah, just
put a big tent over it. Yeah. A nice sweet corn
water. Sweet corn dome. Sweat corn water. Then
you can collect all the cow farts next to it.
Nice. Dude, you're powering America. We've got
it figured out. Let's get Trump on the line.
This should be theme music playing right now.
Why don't the experts listen to this podcast?
I'm a little weepy. God. All you got to do is
put like a bunch of cold coils up there and all
that cold water would attach to it. And then
it just falls into a bottling system. Yes. And,
yeah, this is all based on science. Then you'd
sell the bottle? We are 100 % based on science.
Jesus. All right, let's move on. Move on. We've
exhausted almost everything on that thing. Oh,
you want to go Hunter Biden then? I mean, get
back into politics? Oh, my God. You know what?
Let's do the Hunter Biden. We got to get - He's
a potty mouth. Oh, my God. He was so jacked up
on Coke on this interview. You think he was?
100%. He says he's clean now. He was angry. Look.
Listen. He was very angry. I have been around
people. I have been around people that have been
under the influence of cocaine. And one of the
things, one of the habitual or one of the traits
that these guys have is they like to talk. And
they want to be heard. And all of a sudden, the
vocabulary is they just want to be assertive.
If you listen to the interview, he's talking.
And then when the interviewer is saying something,
Biden immediately cuts him off. Right. The interviewer
was such a nerd, too. Maybe he just has Tourette's.
Oh, no, dude. This is bad. Oh, sorry. Let me
skip here. Oh, they're not going to show. This
is a stupid news report. Let me find another
one. Oh, thanks, Mr. Producer. Way to do your
homework. He wants the cursing version. I didn't
even know where we were going to... Live in spaces.
I miss going there. But the interesting thing
is he lashed out at everyone. Yeah, he pretty
much burned all those bridges, I think. I don't
know if any bridges were left. I'd be embarrassed.
If I were Joe Biden, I would spend the rest of
the year just bitch slapping him into submission.
No, he loves his son. I think he sees it as his
son can't do anything wrong. Well, and he also
doesn't know what's going on. He probably doesn't
even recognize his son. He is writing an autobiography,
apparently. Oh. Just like his auto -pen? Yes.
He's writing an autobiography or memoir. Whatever
you want to call it. Auto -penned autobiography.
Imagine what that... I'm sure it's going to be...
Someone else is going to have to write it for
him. He's been given $10 million to write it,
apparently. Which is paltry compared to other
presidents. Family... Oh, I thought you meant
family money that they've made. Right. Family
crime syndicate. Yeah, because I read something
or heard something where, you know, Obama got
like something, $60 million or something ridiculous
like that. Oh, my God. Nowadays, to be president
means to be rich. Oh, it does. It does. Yeah,
it's just sick. Yeah, they're not going to, there's
too much cursing in it. They're not going to
let you do it. It's all right. You can just find
it on YouTube. But I think, again, I think we've
said it. Joe Biden just needs to go away because
he's an old man with cancer. Hey, don't go away
mad. Just go away. He just needs to go spend
his time on the beach. Enjoy what life he's got
left. Don't get dragged down in this bullshit.
But that's the whole family is relying on him
to, you know. create wealth for them. He's done.
He created wealth. He used the N -word in Congress.
That apparently was not enough to make him done.
That was like four or five days ago. There comes
a point, but I think his ego can't let it go.
Been in politics for basically his entire life.
50 years. Over 50 years. Pathetic. So it's like
when he got in when he was 30, and now he's,
what, 82 or something like that? Yeah. Yeah.
Well, look, I didn't watch all of the interview,
but I watched probably about, it was two and
a half hours? It was a long interview, yeah.
It was embarrassing. And he was just wheels off
on the run the entire time. He was F -bomb, F
-bomb, F -bomb, F -bomb. He was fired up. He
was mad at everybody because, you know, Clooney,
George Clooney is mad at him. Yeah, he was talking
about Clooney's full -page ad. Remind me what
that was. Well, after the debate, George Clooney
wrote a New York Times. one -page op -ed or whatever
it was. And said that he should drop out. And
says, it's time for a new candidate. You should
drop out, Mr. President, and let this country...
Hunter was pissed about that. And that's basically
what kicked it off. The family wanted him there
another four years for, you know, the grift.
They liked the perks. Well, more than that, he
was doing the bidding of the left without knowing
really what he was doing. Right. And so they
had a blank check. Yeah, they had auto -pinned.
They had him on vacation all the time. 100%.
Well, apparently, according to Hunter here, that
Joe was on Ambien. yeah before the debate to
help him sleep to help him sleep and you know
and he was and even in this he's like for crying
out loud he's an old guy he was 81 he was tired
yeah traveling the he should he shouldn't be
he had a week off at camp david before the debate
it was practice for the debate to get his sleep
right again for his i don't want to hear that
crap yeah for his family to put him in that situation
in my opinion was totally elderly abuse yeah
this is hunter making excuses like a crack addict
would about his behavior or somebody else's behavior
that he loves. There's nothing deeper about that.
I don't even know that he was on Ambien. I mean,
that's a convenient excuse, but come on. I think
Hunter did better than he did. We all saw all
the other shit that he did that's not Ambien
-induced. That doesn't pass the sniff test. You
can just go, really? Really? Really? Like he
had ambient. Yeah. That didn't work for, uh,
for, uh, not Rosie O 'Connell. Um, the Roseanne.
Roseanne Barr? Yeah, she said when she made her
tweet about Valerie Jarrett. She was talking
about Valerie Jarrett, and she said Plano the
Apes and Valerie Jarrett, and came back and said,
oh, I was on Ambien. You know what? I wonder
if Roseanne Barr can come back and suit. Actually,
she came up with that. Never mind. Forget it.
Scratch that. I was thinking of Gina Carrera,
you know, how she, Elon Musk helped fight against.
Disney for firing her. Roseanne Barr is a different
thing. She actually said it. You know what? It
was true, though. It would be nice if Roseanne
Barr could have a second chance at coming back
in her career, though. Remember, they canceled
the shit out of her. Yeah, but she's coming back.
She's got a podcast. She's relevant. And you
know what? She's not a sloppy pig. She's lost
some weight. She's lost weight. She looks nice.
I mean, that is such a weird thing to say. It
is totally weird to say. But she's not the pig
that she used to be. And it's funny. She was
on a Tucker Carlson outing, and she was talking
about how the Democrats had fucked over Trump.
She does look good. To get rid of it, they did
January 6th. She's lost drastic weight, yes.
She probably has been on the semi -glutide. Whatever
it is, she's taking life more serious. Good for
her. I mean, look, when you look at two pictures,
you look at Roseanne Barr from, let's just say,
Roseanne Barr from the 90s and Madonna from the
90s. And then you compare the two today. You're
like, I would never expect Roseanne Barr to look
like that, and I would never expect Madonna to
look like the way she looks. Madonna looks like...
Like she's an alien. I don't know what she's
done. It's so depressing, to be honest. TDS is
a killer. I was watching kind of the videos from
the 80s, and Madonna was... I mean, just gorgeous.
She was. And I guess you couldn't accept aging
poorly or aging at all. No. And so she had to
alter herself, and I hate it. Well, she looks
like a disaster. Well, she did then. I don't
know what she looks like now, but she's probably
redone herself again since these pictures were
out. Are we constantly chasing the... chasing
the fountain of youth or whatever. Yeah, we were
watching something the other day, and I made
a comment. I'm like, I appreciate that this actress
has just aged. Right. You know, and she hasn't
fucked up her face trying to stay young. I can't
remember who I was. Oh, it was like a popular
actress that you recognized. Yeah, and she was
just older. I was like, and she looks good. She's
older. She's got the wrinkles, you know, the
neck and everything. And I was like, she looks
normal. Right. Whereas. You have to see a lot
of these actresses who try to fight that. Well,
one of them is Jamie Lee Curtis. Oh, yeah. I
was just going to say that. Yeah, she accepts
the way she is, period. And I love her for that.
Yeah, and, you know, this, it's not natural.
And she's, what, 65? Yeah, but, you know, it
makes them feel good. You know, we're on the
outside looking in. That's true. You know, if
it makes them feel good, it makes their quality
of life better, fuck it. I don't care. It's none
of my business. They got all the money in the
world. I don't care. You know, it's just let
them do what they're going to do. We only live
once. Why deny them happiness, right? The blonde
daytime talk host that went to Europe. Ellen
DeGeneres. Ellen. Oh, my God. So she's back up
on the radar. Oh, she is. What is she doing?
She made a statement saying, I am so glad that
I'm living over here now. I will never come back
to the United States. Good. And I'm like, so
what? You know, I mean, nobody liked you. That's
why she had to leave, because she turned out
to be a hardcore bitch. Yeah, I mean, that's...
Oh, that's right. Her team... Reports came out
that she was mean to her team. Is that right?
But look, she was popular on everything. She
had her show. She was on game shows. There were
so many different things that she was all over.
What happened? And at the same time, she was
on Epstein's Island, right? Oh, I don't know.
Was that part of it? Or was it Epstein or was
it Diddy? No, I think part of it. It was Diddy.
I think it was Diddy. It came out that she...
was abusive a sexual harasser whole nine yards
uh on her show well i mean i think that there's
a lot of uh i mean look i don't know i don't
care it's really odd the relationship that she
and diddy had it's really odd the things that
diddy said on her show right you know it's just
it's just odd and the fact that she emancipated
herself from the united states under the the
the shroud of i don't like donald trump i think
you took yourself out of the united states because
you didn't want to be busted for something maybe
yeah who knows potential who knows there was
a joke that said ellen moved to england and became
prince charles his current look yeah i'll tell
you the other one is who's who's the uh She was
the big fat one. Rosie? Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie
O'Donnell. Only Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell.
Only Rosie O'Donnell. She has wheels off because
she still tries. She left. She's batshit crazy.
Well, she left to get away from all of this,
but I see her more now. that I did before she
left. What do you see her on? Like podcasts.
She takes all these little videos and she's just
ranting and raving about Trump and all this stuff.
And she's like, well, I left them. The hate is
so bad. I don't get it. They love to hate. And
you know what? What's going to happen in three
and a half years when Trump becomes irrelevant?
And he may not be irrelevant. He may come in
the form of what? What can he do? What can Trump
do? Nothing. His son can run. Well, hold on.
What can Trump do? You say nothing. I mean, that's
not true. He can do something. He can be president.
He can be involved in party politics. Well, just
like what Obama's doing. He'll just be involved
in politics. He can be Speaker of the House.
Can he? Yeah. Anybody can be voted to Speaker
of the House. But the likelihood of that? Low.
But. But. So you say there's a chance. I think
he gets out and he just. Retires. He plays into
the politics. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
I think he'll just. I think Trump's son is a
baron. He's a big galoot. He's smart, too. He's
a smart kid, too. Super smart. Big guy. Super
intelligent. Super tall. What, 6 '10"? Something
ridiculous? Something crazy. Yeah, he's a big
dude. All right, we are running out of time.
We need to talk about our bourbon. This is, actually,
what is the name of this? It's Chestnut's Farm
Single Barrel. Here, go ahead. The Chestnut Farms
Single Barrel Eight -Year Bourbon. Chestnut Farms
Single Barrel Eight -Year Bourbon. I just said
it right there. Just to be clear, I had to say
it twice. So you know why you like this? Because
it's fucking good. This is $17 .92. It's really
good. Wow. That's why it tastes so grapey. Yeah,
this is $17 .92 juice. Oh, okay. That's who makes
it. And it's got a pretty healthy ABV, right?
62 .5. Yeah, it's 120. This one's 125. 125 proof.
That's quite the balls. No slouch there. So let's
walk through this. All right. What's the nose
like? I don't have a good nose, so I got to bleed
on you guys for that. I'm not going to lie here.
I struggled for probably the first 10 minutes
out in the green room with this because there
was a lot of ethanol in the nose. I literally
couldn't get any nose from it. But it didn't
concern me because I knew when I tasted it, I
was going to enjoy it because you guys were like,
oh, my God. Oh, my God. Right. You know, but.
Yeah, so, oh, he poured too much and he's sharing.
Oh, it's beautiful. Very nice of you. Not with
me, but. I mean, if I drink that, fuck, I got
to work when I get back home. I'm going to be
fucking shit -faced. And this was an expensive
bottle, by the way. Yeah, how much was it? It
came in a fancy box. Oh, it did. 150 bucks. Came
in a fancy wood box. Chestnut Farms single barrel
bourbon. That's funny to say like that. I don't
know why. I pick up some chocolate on the nose.
You hit it. I smell the same thing. A little
cocoa chocolate. Yeah, pick up some chocolate.
I do now that the ethanol has cleared, but it
took a while. I got to tell you. It's not bad.
This is wonderful. It's good. It is absolutely.
It's so strong in raisin, grape. It's so strong
in cherry. It's got the perfect amount of tobacco
and leather. This is flavorful. It is. The 125
proof doesn't taste like 125. It does, but it's
not painful. The very first draw I had, it was
harsh because the vapors went through the nose.
I was like, wow, that's hot. There's a lot of
vapor on this. But it disappears. But now it's
not there. This one has to breathe. I say pour
a dram of this and let it sit for 10 minutes,
15 minutes, and then drink it. There is a lot
of vapor on it. It needs to breathe. I don't
think pouring this and then just going right
at it is wise. It is surprisingly smooth for
how flavorful it is. This is just chock -filled
full of flavor. Highly, highly recommended. I'm
going to score this one high. I have one issue,
though. I mean, $150. No one's going to buy this.
Especially when you can buy a 1792 single bar
for how much? That's where I'm going at. 50 bucks?
50. It's the same stuff. Is it literally the
same stuff? It says from Barton 1792. Master
Distillers. So pull that up into a chat GPT and
compare the two. We'll see what the chat GPT
says. This was eight years though. So maybe that's
the difference. So I've had quite a bit. I've
had probably two bottles of Single Barrel 1792.
Tonight? No, I don't think so. Before you got
here? Challenge accepted, maybe. He walked here.
But it is not. Those are incredible. They have
a wonderful flavor, and they're very smooth,
but they're not as flavorful as this. Correct.
I agree with that. Yeah. This is a fantastic
pour. Yeah, but my issue is the $150, man. You
know who we need to get on the podcast? I'm going
to start hitting up is Miguel Perez from 1845.
Oh, my God. Is it Miguel Perez? What's his last
name? I don't know. I'm not 100 % sure. It's
Miguel. We ought to say Miguel. We need to get
1845 Miguel on here. Yes, we do. I'll make that.
You know what? I would love that. He's a distiller.
He knows. Anyways, look, this was, we're going
to rate this. We're going to rate it quick. I'm
going to go 7 .3. Chestnut farm, single barrel,
eight year bourbon, typically features a nose
of overripe fruit, cocoa with a palate of vanilla,
caramel, bacon, spice, true tobacco, and an oak
fucking finish. I get all that. I'm right there
with you, 7 .3. I'm at 7 .9. This is tremendous.
It's good stuff. Yeah. Recommend it. Now the
price. Yeah, that's my issue. The price is a
little much, I think, for what you're getting.
But try the single barrel from 1792 first. See
if you like it. I will say that if you're paying
$150, I would expect no less than an 8 .5. Yeah.
And it's not an 8 .5. Yeah, I think they overpriced
themselves here. Good stuff. It comes with the
box, though. That's true. What's in the box?
What's in the box? All right. All right. Well,
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