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Look at the lava lamp. There's like some kind

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of... Ooh. Did you put fruit in there? Looks

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like some kind of orange slice in there. It totally

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does. Like something you'd find in a... Is that

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a cornucopia? That's what it's called? Looks

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like it. Looks like a... Like a pomegranate slice.

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Like burnt cheese or something. That's really

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weird. Very carcinogenic. Probably is. Jeez,

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it feels like... Man, we haven't been... It's

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been a long time. It's been a couple weeks. Paul

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was out last week, right? No, we had podcast

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last Tuesday. Weren't you out of town? I didn't

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leave until Thursday. I think it's only been

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a week. Has it been a week? It's been a week

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and two days. Well, Jeff has work, so it's just

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like a really long time. I had to work, so that

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just, you know, it's like, fuck. Every day runs

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into the next for you. It does, it does. Yeah,

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he's going, God, what's today, man? Oh, I didn't

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realize today was Thursday. Is this a get -out

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-of -bed day? I don't have to get out of bed

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tomorrow. I think I'm going to change. I've been

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in my pajamas since Tuesday. Oh, boy. I was like

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that when I was working. What, in your pajamas?

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Yes, all day, every day. Okay, yeah, because

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you were working from home. Yeah, I never wore

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shoes. So I tell you what, my feet had to adjust

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to wearing shoes again. It did, because when

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you don't wear shoes, your feet flatten out and

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change. And pants. And yeah, I didn't wear pants

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either, and they're still uncomfortable. But

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when I had to wear shoes every day, my feet did

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not like it. It took about two weeks for them

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to get into shape. Yeah. Now, it's not like normal

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where you take a job where you're standing all

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the time and your legs hurt. No, this was the

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feet getting readjusted to shoes. So did your

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hips have to adjust to pants? Yes. No. They didn't

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have to? No, they just bothered me. No, I get

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what he's saying. I haven't had the shoe issue,

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but I've had the pants kind of thing after a

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while. Yeah, because you're always wearing boxers.

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Yeah, you put on your pants, your junk's all

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kind of just... It's hitting the shins and the

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ankles. You're just not used to it. The shoes

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were the bigger part. You're talking about your

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junk is hitting your shins and ankles? Yeah,

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down there. Well, we are old, so... Ankle tapper?

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July 24th. This is the first half of our Dudes

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Like Us podcast. I'm tired. It's been a long

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week. It's been a long week. I'm freaking ready,

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man. Well, you're digging ditches out of the

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front yard. I was, man. Really? That's hard work,

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man. It really is. The tree light went out all

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of a sudden. I was like, what the fuck's going

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on with this tree light? So I get the ladder

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out. I go check the bulb, and the bulb was working

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just fine. And then I follow the wire back, and

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the wire is severed. And I'm thinking, all right,

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there's three things. Paul. I wasn't even in

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your yard. A rabbit or the landscape guys. I'm

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thinking landscape, guys. Whatever it is, it

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was cut. And so then I was kind of like, ugh.

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How thick is the wire? It's a 14 -gauge stranded.

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So it's not a big wire. Exterior? No. It's the

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rabbit. I can promise you. I've shared my Christmas

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light story. They are vicious. And it's a clean

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cut. Yes. It was a clean cut. They just go. And

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it's over. Thank you, Mr. Producer, for the first

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half of the Dudes Like Us podcast. I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. So I was, I trenched.

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So it's from the tree. So from the house, we've

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got a brick little pony wall, so to speak, where

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we have flower beds up there, the flower bed

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up there. And the wire was actually kind of just

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precariously laying on top. You know, we had

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to kind of. Exposed. Yeah. So you buried it.

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But it's been like that forever. Well, it was

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buried in the grass, but it was from the grass

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up the little wall and back to the flower bed.

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So just that little hop right there. And whatever.

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So, yeah, I had to dig that thing up. I trenched

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it. And then I went to the store, bought all

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the materials, came back, and the wife was like,

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I don't want that conduit going up and over the

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wall. I want you to dig under the wall. So I

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was like, fuck. You had to tunnel under your

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walkway. Did you have to create the chunnel?

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I did. Yes. Chunnel? That's what's between England

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and Paris, right? Underneath the English Sea

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or whatever that is. The equivalent amount of

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effort, you're saying? Wow. Hitting one of those

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machines. Yeah. Maybe for Sean, it was that much

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effort. Actually, it was surprisingly, it wasn't

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that bad. It really wasn't. There was a lot of

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rocks and stones in there, but it's... Frisco

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Yards. That's where our yards are. Oh, yeah.

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Just clay rocks. So I'm still not construction

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debris. Yes. I still don't have it fixed because

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I'm waiting for... There's other stuff going

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on. So we smelled like something had died. And

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we had like... It's not jasmine. We had jasmine

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like flowers or leaves. In the flowerbed. So

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you couldn't see. It was a whole canopy. So you

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can't see what's below there. So we had like

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18 inches of this ecosystem. I'd walk over there,

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and you'd see something move. And I was like,

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what the fuck, man? And you hear all kinds of

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weird noises. And you go over there to turn the

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hose on or something, and something jostles the

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branch. And you're like, what the fuck? Something

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nefarious is just down there ready to pounce

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on me. And so I was like, I went inside. I was

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like, all right. Someone needs to purge all this

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stuff. First of all, something died, but we got

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to find it. Plus, when they came in, they fixed

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our foundation issues. They had to put in like

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15, 16 piers, a shitload of piers, all on the

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sides and the front of the house. And when they

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did that, they unearthed my landscape stormwater

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irrigation system. And then they put it fucking

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back in, unbeknownst to me. Until the other day.

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Well, I mean, I knew about a year after they

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weren't out there, but I was kind of like, fuck

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it. You know, I didn't care. But now I'm like,

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all right, well, all the greenery is gone. So

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you did. You ripped it all out. Yeah, and Emily

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took it all out, which is great. You know, it's

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going to grow back. I'm going to try my best

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to try to control what comes back. I don't like

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it all green like that. So you didn't like what

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was there? Well, in between you and I, no. The

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wife kind of liked it, but I was kind of like,

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this is horrendous. Was she upset when you cleared

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it all out? No, she knew what was going on. We

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had to clear it out. We had to do stuff. And

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plus, it opens up some other opportunities that

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I think I'm going to do. So I've got to run the

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wire for the tree. I've already figured out the

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system. I've got all the materials. Instead of

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running the conduit like I did, fuck the conduit.

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I just bought a 50 -foot extension cord outdoor.

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It's rugged for outdoor, so you can bury it,

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essentially. It's an extension cord. It's going

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to go from a power strip all the way over to

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the tree, cut the end off, make a junction box,

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make it weatherproof, and then the light itself

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is a Wi -Fi light, so I don't have to deal with

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any of that drama. It's always on. Just turn

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it off. Just get one of those wireless Tesla

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coil things that the electricity goes through

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the air. Oh, yeah, like induction. I didn't know

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they had invented that yet. Yeah, Tesla did.

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Yes, they did. For real? Yes. He wanted to transmit

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electricity across the United States. That's

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why the pyramids were made. Wirelessly. Oh, nice.

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You ever seen those big balls? Oh, yeah, every

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morning. Yeah. You know, the silver lining of

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this whole thing is now you have space to grow

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tomatoes and peppers and potatoes in your front

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yard. Well, I mean, I'm not against that. Some

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beans. It goes further more than that. So I want

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to put some uplighting in the front. Yeah, you

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could go some corn in your front yard. Also,

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you know, I want to make my front yard, I want...

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like nobody else's. I've already made mine like

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nobody else's because I have that seating area.

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True. You have that circle. Nobody else has that.

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No. And I was president of the HOA, so I... I

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gave myself permission to build it. Oh, no. Yeah.

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So wrong. Hey, man. He approved his own exemption

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or exception. You could get like some chickens

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or some goats to keep up front. Why is he going

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to do it? He's the president. Funny you mentioned

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that. He got an exemption forever. So, I mean,

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really, whatever. So, I want to put some uplighting

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in the front. I want to make my front yard. Everybody's

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front. Not everybody's. There are a lot of people's

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front yards that are just, I don't want to say

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you. Useless. They're boring. But they're non

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-functional. Right. The only thing they provide

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is to have a front elevation to your house. Yeah.

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You know, that's it. It's supposed to look nice.

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And that's it, though. It's like I'm cultivating

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all this stuff and taking care of the yard work

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and making sure the mulch is put in there right

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and everything is all cleaned up. And I was like,

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we go from the car to the house. Yeah. That's

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what everyone does. Yeah, but, well, that's what

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everyone does. But I want to turn a new page,

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and I want my front yard to be more functional.

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So that's why I put that circle in there so people,

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we can sit because we've done that in the past.

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In addition to that, I want to extend the front

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out a little bit. When I say the front, I'm talking

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about the flower bed because I got the brick.

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You know how I have the stone tiers in the front?

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I'm going to put an additional stone tier. So

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the brick's coming out. I'm going to push out

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that top tier. Make a pickleball court. Ooh.

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Okay. I like where this is. Yeah. Everybody plays

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pickleball now. Put a koi pond in. No, no, no.

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A koi pond in the middle of the pickleball court.

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There you go. I'm thinking a fire pit. We can

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go fishing. Oh. Everybody does that. Yeah. Not

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in the front yard. Yeah. Probably a safety issue.

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Jeff. What? I put a fire pit. Yes, there was

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a fire pit out front. Dude, that was awesome.

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Did you also improve your own exemption on that

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one too? I don't think there's anything wrong

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with putting a fire pit. Chuck, can we bounce

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that off you? Mr. Civic Engineer, is there anything

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illegal about putting a fire pit in the front?

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Everything. Yes. No. That sounded confident.

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I think the HOA might say something about this.

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I was going to say everything has to do with

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the HOA. Everything. Well, I mean, it wasn't

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one that is designed to stay there all the time.

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You know, it was just, we set it up for like

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one night. I think we were watching movies out

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there or something stupid like that. And it just

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stayed out there for eight months? No, we weren't.

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Was it for Halloween? We were literally, I think

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both. Remember, we watched a movie out there

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with the boys. You don't remember that? I don't

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remember that. You put up a blow up screen? No,

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no, no. It was a small one, but it was still

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fun. Interesting. Yeah, it was you, Jeff. It

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had to be Halloween. You always do stuff outside

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for Halloween. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, but we weren't

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watching the... You know what? I don't even care.

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Interesting. Is this when your tree was whole,

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or is this when it broke? Oh, yeah, that fucking

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big -ass branch fell down, damn near decapitated

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the front office. roof cover. Yeah. I was scared

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shitless, man. Yeah, you put up an effective

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deterrent. Yeah, I went up there and just...

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It fell and then your rope thing grappled it

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and kind of tugged it away gently. And rested

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it ever so slightly. It was. Just kind of lightly

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like a... Galileo feather. And you heard this

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crack and... Like a loose fart? Yeah. It just

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rested. It rested so angelically on his front

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yard. You know what, though? But these are regular

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chores. Now, look, I got to give props to Paul.

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Oh, this is rare. I know. Hold on. Let me hear

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it. Let me hear it before I'm happy about it.

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No, look, I got to give props to Paul because

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whenever we're wanting to do stuff, he's like,

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I'm in the middle of doing my list of chores

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at the house, you know, whatever. He's like,

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fuck, I got to fix this pipe. I got to do this.

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I got to do that. And I'm just like, oh, come

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on, man. I'm always fixing shit, man. But you

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know what? I love that. I love, you know, when

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I look at my list, I become overwhelmed and then

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I go into the roulette on the couch, start sucking

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my thumb and rock it back up. You can go fetal.

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You're like, it's too much. I can't do this.

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Sensory overload. Sensory overload. Not me, man.

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It makes me feel productive. And you know what's

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funny? Even things I do, this is so dumb. Let's

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say it's pick up the poop, right? And I look

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at my list and pick up poop's not on there. I

00:12:43.019 --> 00:12:45.559
write down pick up poop and scratch it off. Well,

00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:47.799
why don't you and Shelly use the restroom in

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the house? Why don't we do what now? Why don't

00:12:50.210 --> 00:12:51.710
you use the restroom in the house like normal

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people? Yeah, I know. I love the feel of the

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garage on my ass. How are the new dogs behaving?

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Oh, boy. So, hold on. Yeah. Do we want to back

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up a little bit? You're talking about Dawson's

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dog? Dawson's dog. So, what's the name of it?

00:13:06.110 --> 00:13:10.470
Areola? Areola. It's Arista Areola. Areola. I

00:13:10.470 --> 00:13:12.830
thought that was a pretty name, Areola. No, it's

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Astrid. Astrid. That's way too hard to say. It

00:13:16.509 --> 00:13:18.990
is kind of hard to say. Astrid. I just call her

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ass. Yeah, the dog's like, Astrid. Hey, Trid.

00:13:22.389 --> 00:13:24.350
Yeah. So if I go over there and say, Ashtray,

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she's still going to run to me, right? Actually,

00:13:26.429 --> 00:13:28.169
she doesn't answer to anything, so it doesn't

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matter. She just looks at you, then urinates?

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Yeah. So, I mean, when Dawson was home, she would

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stay with him, and I guess he would sort of watch

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the dog, but it would have accidents, even though

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it's... quote, sort of potty trained, you know,

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it would have accidents if, you know, it's not

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being watched and Dawson would be playing video

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games. And so we would wander off and be like,

00:13:51.090 --> 00:13:53.029
okay, fuck it. I'll pee. Right. You know? And

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so I was like, we got it. We got to stay on top

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of this. Right. So we got that sort of under

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control. And then Dawson left. Right. He went

00:14:00.610 --> 00:14:02.889
to Colorado and we were like, well, what are

00:14:02.889 --> 00:14:05.350
you doing about the dog? Because we were in Brian

00:14:05.350 --> 00:14:07.409
called station. Right. Right. And so I'm like,

00:14:07.450 --> 00:14:09.129
Brody, you, I mean, when you're, he's working

00:14:09.129 --> 00:14:10.350
all day long. Brody's working. Dude, you should

00:14:10.350 --> 00:14:11.830
have brought the dog over to my house. Right.

00:14:11.830 --> 00:14:14.549
Right. Well, Brody's working his ass off at this

00:14:14.549 --> 00:14:17.250
Nissan dealership. Right. So I'm like, what are

00:14:17.250 --> 00:14:18.450
you going to do when you're at the dealership?

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And so Shelly has Dylan come over and I'm like,

00:14:21.389 --> 00:14:23.289
cool, we got somebody to cover to watch the dog.

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And it's cool anyway, because, you know, he's

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getting to meet the dog and all this kind of

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stuff. Well, somehow Brody and Dylan get. like

00:14:29.889 --> 00:14:32.669
confused about what's happening. And, and Dylan

00:14:32.669 --> 00:14:35.110
Brody called Dylan and says, you know, what are

00:14:35.110 --> 00:14:36.570
you doing at the house? I'm going to be home

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in three hours. So, you know, you don't need

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to stay overnight. And Dylan's like, okay, later.

00:14:42.610 --> 00:14:45.970
So the dog was alone for three hours. Yeah. So

00:14:45.970 --> 00:14:47.549
Brody comes home from work. There's a dog door,

00:14:47.570 --> 00:14:50.789
right? Yeah. But I mean, I'm not talking, well,

00:14:50.850 --> 00:14:52.870
I'm not talking about, well, I'll finish the

00:14:52.870 --> 00:14:57.639
story. So Brody gets home and feathers. are everywhere

00:14:57.639 --> 00:15:01.080
because it is torn open. Got into your sex doll,

00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:04.860
huh? No. You got a feather, a goose feather sex

00:15:04.860 --> 00:15:08.259
doll? Ours is not feather filled. It has a different

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material. I'm not sure what it is. Very foamy.

00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:12.480
It's like a memory foam. So when you put your

00:15:12.480 --> 00:15:14.360
face in it, you can see it. Very squishy memory

00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:18.200
foam. God, it's amazing though. Anyway. It's

00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:21.840
got that always cool feel. So yes. Soft on the

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body. Anyway, Brody comes home and it looks like

00:15:24.500 --> 00:15:27.409
a total shit show because there's Feathers all

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over the place. And it makes it look like the

00:15:29.350 --> 00:15:32.289
entire sofa is completely shredded. And there

00:15:32.289 --> 00:15:34.690
was a vase that had like, you know, fake flowers

00:15:34.690 --> 00:15:38.730
in it shattered all over the floor. And so Brody's

00:15:38.730 --> 00:15:40.490
painting this picture that there's nothing left

00:15:40.490 --> 00:15:42.769
of the house. And that we're basically going

00:15:42.769 --> 00:15:45.210
to have to move into a hotel. Right. Because,

00:15:45.210 --> 00:15:46.450
you know, they're going to have to, they can't

00:15:46.450 --> 00:15:47.629
save it. They're going to have to bulldoze the

00:15:47.629 --> 00:15:48.789
house. Do you have an insurance claim kind of

00:15:48.789 --> 00:15:52.710
thing? Maybe. Well, okay. So the dogs play rough.

00:15:52.809 --> 00:15:54.629
They bumped the table, knocked off the thing,

00:15:54.690 --> 00:15:58.370
shattered it. It was one cushion that she got

00:15:58.370 --> 00:15:59.789
into. And, you know, feathers go everywhere.

00:16:00.190 --> 00:16:03.110
Right. So once the feathers were stuffed back

00:16:03.110 --> 00:16:05.289
in and I sort of, I prepared. You want to know

00:16:05.289 --> 00:16:10.580
how I prepared it? I use zip ties. I love zip

00:16:10.580 --> 00:16:13.759
ties. Zip ties are the new. It's the next duct

00:16:13.759 --> 00:16:16.580
tape. Bingo. It's the next duct tape. That's

00:16:16.580 --> 00:16:18.299
exactly what I was going to say. Anyway, I mean,

00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:20.279
you can't even tell. I zip tie, put four zip

00:16:20.279 --> 00:16:22.200
ties on it, you know, and you can't zip it anymore

00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:23.980
because the zipper is destroyed. But anyway,

00:16:24.019 --> 00:16:26.820
you put it right back down on the sofa and voila.

00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:30.259
Right. Anyway, so that was the drama with leaving.

00:16:30.259 --> 00:16:33.679
Now we cannot leave the house with the dog not

00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:36.600
in the kennel. In the kennel. Right. And she

00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:40.259
does fine. Well, there's a process. Sooner or

00:16:40.259 --> 00:16:42.639
later, we won't have to do that. Yeah. I mean,

00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:46.659
when the previous owner, Kara, you know, there's

00:16:46.659 --> 00:16:48.740
a foster dog. The foster parent, yeah. So when

00:16:48.740 --> 00:16:51.139
she would take the dog, the first thing she would

00:16:51.139 --> 00:16:53.000
do is just take the dog straight out. I mean,

00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:55.080
whatever. There's a process. You know, eventually

00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:57.039
the dog will learn. But the dog does know how

00:16:57.039 --> 00:16:59.200
to go to the dog door, right? 100%. Okay. So

00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:01.500
it was selecting to pee in the house. I think

00:17:01.500 --> 00:17:03.990
it was mad at Dawson, to be honest. Because Dawson

00:17:03.990 --> 00:17:05.670
was playing video games and not paying attention

00:17:05.670 --> 00:17:09.210
to her. Oh, yeah? Well, look at this. Yeah, yeah.

00:17:09.329 --> 00:17:10.910
Oh, that didn't work. Oh, maybe I shit, too.

00:17:11.289 --> 00:17:15.710
And it did. Did he clean it up? Yeah, so Dawson's

00:17:15.710 --> 00:17:17.559
been cleaning it up. All right, well, good. And

00:17:17.559 --> 00:17:20.039
so, yeah, and so we came home, Dawson's still

00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:22.359
in Colorado. We came home and everything's fine.

00:17:22.500 --> 00:17:24.579
Like we wake up, like you said, I wake up, take

00:17:24.579 --> 00:17:26.579
her out of the crate in the morning. She poops

00:17:26.579 --> 00:17:29.299
and pees and we go, yay, good girl. You know,

00:17:29.339 --> 00:17:31.160
that kind of bullshit. And then, you know, she's

00:17:31.160 --> 00:17:33.619
all excited and she wants her treat. Right. You

00:17:33.619 --> 00:17:36.400
know, and yeah, so you move on. It's adorable

00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:39.160
dog though. But I told you how aggressive that

00:17:39.160 --> 00:17:42.950
dog plays. I mean, it runs and, you know, like

00:17:42.950 --> 00:17:46.150
freaking Puma style and jumps on top of the other

00:17:46.150 --> 00:17:48.789
dogs and bites their face. And they're like going,

00:17:48.869 --> 00:17:52.490
what the fuck? Yeah, I think Bronco is the one

00:17:52.490 --> 00:17:54.730
that kind of coached her on that because Bronco,

00:17:54.730 --> 00:18:00.910
they go all out. It is a freaking WWF wrestling

00:18:00.910 --> 00:18:03.730
ring cage match. I have never seen anything like

00:18:03.730 --> 00:18:06.450
it. I've never seen a dog play that aggressively.

00:18:06.849 --> 00:18:12.440
I was like, damn. Anyway. WWF Racing. Speaking

00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:15.660
of WWF, we have some... Dude, it's been a rough

00:18:15.660 --> 00:18:22.200
week for deaths this week. Yeah, we had a good

00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:24.599
round of... Well, I don't know if that's a correct

00:18:24.599 --> 00:18:26.799
way to say it. A good round of deaths. We had

00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:29.259
some good deaths this week. There's been quite

00:18:29.259 --> 00:18:32.099
a few, including this gentleman. And what's it

00:18:32.099 --> 00:18:35.759
gonna do when Hulkamania and the largest arms

00:18:35.759 --> 00:18:38.700
in the world run wild on you? Tomorrow night,

00:18:38.799 --> 00:18:40.680
7 .30 p .m. right here in Toronto's Maple Leaf

00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:43.160
Gardens. Don't you dare miss this one. It looks

00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:46.079
like a cartoon. Is that like baby oil? It looks

00:18:46.079 --> 00:18:48.700
like Fozzie Bear. It was all Diddy. The Hulk

00:18:48.700 --> 00:18:53.240
oil. Gosh. I think he, yeah, Hulk, I never got

00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:58.019
into WWE, WWF, whatever it's called. Never got

00:18:58.019 --> 00:19:00.319
into it. I had some friends who were way into

00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:03.119
it. My wife was with her brother when they were

00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:05.119
little. Yeah, never got into it. Me neither.

00:19:06.619 --> 00:19:10.299
I was fully aware of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Andre

00:19:10.299 --> 00:19:12.900
the Giant, the folks back then, and then a couple

00:19:12.900 --> 00:19:16.700
others, but Hulk Hogan was, I think he kind of

00:19:16.700 --> 00:19:19.339
transcended the wrestling because he was, I don't

00:19:19.339 --> 00:19:22.160
know, I guess he kind of... You'd see him in

00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:24.240
some movies every now and then. He'd make some

00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:26.819
appearances. Well, he was so unique. Let me tell

00:19:26.819 --> 00:19:29.559
you something, brother. They had a couple generations,

00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:32.559
you know, the Von Erich brothers and Andre the

00:19:32.559 --> 00:19:34.799
Giant. I mean, they have a whole, it was like

00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:38.140
superstars. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like super, what

00:19:38.140 --> 00:19:41.299
is it, Marvel superheroes. Superheroes? Yeah,

00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:43.000
something like that. It's just crazy, like comic

00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:45.539
book shit. Yeah. You know, and he was massive.

00:19:45.579 --> 00:19:48.079
I mean, Andre the Giant was massive. Massive.

00:19:48.259 --> 00:19:51.059
You know, and like you said, he did. a lot of

00:19:51.059 --> 00:19:55.660
TV shows and he was in and out of the news the

00:19:55.660 --> 00:19:58.259
last 10 years with his wife getting a divorce

00:19:58.259 --> 00:20:00.880
and some of the drama going on between them.

00:20:00.980 --> 00:20:04.920
He had a sex tape too. Yeah, that's right. What

00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:06.960
was the name of that website that he put out

00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:10.519
a business? You mean that it was leaked? Yeah.

00:20:10.519 --> 00:20:12.059
A sex tape about him that was leaked? Yeah, and

00:20:12.059 --> 00:20:16.660
he sued him. Oh. So who was it with? Gawker.

00:20:16.740 --> 00:20:19.750
That's what it was, yeah. Gawker. So Gawker was

00:20:19.750 --> 00:20:22.589
the website that had a sex tape of the Hulk Hogan.

00:20:22.650 --> 00:20:25.109
And released it. And released it. And sued him

00:20:25.109 --> 00:20:27.549
and put him out of business. I wonder how much,

00:20:27.549 --> 00:20:29.750
who was he having sex with? Andre the Young.

00:20:29.910 --> 00:20:35.609
Ooh. Wow. Talk about tons of fun. God. Mounds

00:20:35.609 --> 00:20:39.289
of fun. Yeah, I have no idea. I wonder if it

00:20:39.289 --> 00:20:42.470
was black between his wife. There's some aromas

00:20:42.470 --> 00:20:45.670
working there. So awarding him $140 million in

00:20:45.670 --> 00:20:51.819
damages. Wow. Heather Clem, then the wife of

00:20:51.819 --> 00:20:56.160
Bubba the Love Sponge. I didn't know that. They

00:20:56.160 --> 00:20:57.859
said they were former friends, and I'm like,

00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:01.319
okay, that's why. Bubba the Love Sponge? Yes.

00:21:01.759 --> 00:21:05.920
So he was a cheating scenario. Yeah. Oh, okay.

00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:10.019
Wrestling icon Hulk Hogan died at the age of

00:21:10.019 --> 00:21:12.559
71 after suffering cardiac arrest. Hogan's death

00:21:12.559 --> 00:21:15.220
on July 24th was confirmed by Clearwater Police

00:21:15.220 --> 00:21:17.740
Department in Florida. Statement officials, fire

00:21:17.740 --> 00:21:21.180
and police personnel responded to medical at

00:21:21.180 --> 00:21:25.319
9 .51 a .m. Today. I mean, that's like less than

00:21:25.319 --> 00:21:28.680
12 hours ago. Fresh news. Well, I tell you, you

00:21:28.680 --> 00:21:32.599
know, I'm surprised. that he lasted this long

00:21:32.599 --> 00:21:35.519
because you know he was roiding it up. Oh, yeah.

00:21:35.640 --> 00:21:38.079
He was abusing that body for years and years

00:21:38.079 --> 00:21:40.279
and years, not just physically by doing all the

00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:42.119
crap he's doing. Those guys beat the shit out

00:21:42.119 --> 00:21:44.440
of themselves. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, it's incredibly

00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:47.980
taxing on the body. It's got to be. And you know

00:21:47.980 --> 00:21:51.579
he was taking steroids. You get that big at that

00:21:51.579 --> 00:21:54.019
age, you're not doing it. Just like The Rock,

00:21:54.140 --> 00:21:56.180
you know, he's in his 50s looking like that.

00:21:56.220 --> 00:21:58.519
That's not natural. Right. You know, that catches

00:21:58.519 --> 00:22:00.539
up to you. You know, you take the steroids like

00:22:00.539 --> 00:22:04.200
that, that kills your internal organs. And your

00:22:04.200 --> 00:22:08.640
gonads. That too. But, you know, he was only

00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:11.839
71. That's pretty young. You do the math. How

00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:14.880
far is that from us? I know. But that's old for

00:22:14.880 --> 00:22:16.799
a wrestler, though. That's what I mean. The wrestlers

00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:19.920
you don't typically see getting too old because

00:22:19.920 --> 00:22:22.279
of that. I mean, I know the Giant died early.

00:22:23.910 --> 00:22:26.809
Macho Man, Randy Savage died early. There's a

00:22:26.809 --> 00:22:29.430
shelf limit on those guys. I mean, like NFL players

00:22:29.430 --> 00:22:31.390
or anybody else that puts their body to extremes.

00:22:31.390 --> 00:22:34.289
Well, it's also bodybuilders. Bodybuilders don't

00:22:34.289 --> 00:22:35.789
last real long either. Yeah, we talked about

00:22:35.789 --> 00:22:40.809
that. Yeah. I was planning on getting huge and

00:22:40.809 --> 00:22:43.109
getting roided up, and I was thinking about getting

00:22:43.109 --> 00:22:44.890
into wrestling, so I won't now. Yeah, that'll

00:22:44.890 --> 00:22:49.789
shorten your life by quite a bit. Yeah. How tall

00:22:49.789 --> 00:22:52.329
was he? Is that on your list? I know when I was

00:22:52.329 --> 00:22:55.200
a kid. I thought he was like seven feet tall.

00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:57.819
And I think he, I don't know how tall he is,

00:22:57.900 --> 00:23:00.380
but when he's six foot 11, he's not that tall.

00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:04.099
Um, six, seven. Yeah. I mean, it's a big body.

00:23:04.779 --> 00:23:07.160
He's a big dude, but like when he was, you see

00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:09.759
him next to Andre the giant. I was like, he's

00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:12.059
not that big. Is he? Well, Andre's like seven,

00:23:12.220 --> 00:23:15.200
four dude. That guy's insanely tall. Yeah. He

00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:19.400
was, uh, you know, this, the size to me, but

00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:22.079
that Andre, the giant match. From WrestleMania,

00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:25.859
that's classic. That is iconic. Where he body

00:23:25.859 --> 00:23:28.259
slammed onto the giant. He could not. I mean,

00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:31.519
Andre helped. Of course. He kind of jumped up.

00:23:31.559 --> 00:23:33.480
Yeah, the whole thing staged, right? Well, I

00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:35.359
mean, of course it is. Yeah, that's exactly right.

00:23:35.420 --> 00:23:38.799
Andre's 7 '4". Yeah. That's crazy. Didn't Andre

00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:42.059
the Giant take a nasty shit on a plane? Yes,

00:23:42.059 --> 00:23:46.240
he did. He took such a horrible dump, they had

00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:49.299
to ground the plane. Yes. It was seeping out

00:23:49.299 --> 00:23:54.059
at every. Really? But in the restroom. Well,

00:23:54.140 --> 00:23:56.980
I mean, it didn't matter. Well, look how big

00:23:56.980 --> 00:23:58.960
he is. Is he going to fit into the plane restroom?

00:23:59.940 --> 00:24:02.160
Yeah, the plane restroom? My God. I mean, I have

00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:03.220
a problem fitting into those things. He probably

00:24:03.220 --> 00:24:06.779
just shat with his butt in the door. Yeah, and

00:24:06.779 --> 00:24:08.859
it probably just went everywhere. God, he is

00:24:08.859 --> 00:24:11.339
insanely large. The first time I ever saw him,

00:24:11.420 --> 00:24:13.319
because I didn't watch wrestling, was in Princess

00:24:13.319 --> 00:24:17.339
Bride. Oh, yeah. I was like, hello, lady. You

00:24:17.339 --> 00:24:21.390
want a peanut? What was that other, what's the

00:24:21.390 --> 00:24:24.950
name of what he would say? Inconceivable. I don't

00:24:24.950 --> 00:24:26.369
think that word means what you think it means.

00:24:27.450 --> 00:24:29.390
That's a great movie, too. Yeah, Andre the Giant,

00:24:29.450 --> 00:24:34.769
his hands are tremendously large. I mean, he

00:24:34.769 --> 00:24:37.390
used to crush beers by the case. Yeah, I was

00:24:37.390 --> 00:24:39.130
just going to say that. If you see him hold a

00:24:39.130 --> 00:24:41.470
can of beer. He would drink easily a case of

00:24:41.470 --> 00:24:44.230
beer in a sitting. Because they were so small

00:24:44.230 --> 00:24:46.849
compared to his body. And he would drink like

00:24:46.849 --> 00:24:52.170
a jack. he could drink half of it in like a drink.

00:24:52.829 --> 00:24:54.670
Yeah, I bet. It got to the point where he was

00:24:54.670 --> 00:24:57.009
like, he couldn't get drunk. He had to drink

00:24:57.009 --> 00:25:01.089
so much to get drunk. What did he die of? Liver

00:25:01.089 --> 00:25:03.829
failure. I don't know. That would be the prevailing.

00:25:03.829 --> 00:25:05.250
I think it was probably heart disease, probably,

00:25:05.329 --> 00:25:07.109
because when you get that big, he had a condition

00:25:07.109 --> 00:25:12.029
that I think ended up taking him out. I think

00:25:12.029 --> 00:25:16.019
it was his heart, but I don't know. He was only

00:25:16.019 --> 00:25:18.440
46. Yeah, congestive heart failure. He died in

00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:22.960
Paris, France at 46 years old. That sucks. That

00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:27.259
does suck, man. Congestive heart failure. Yeah.

00:25:27.859 --> 00:25:29.880
Well, we had some other deaths that were significant

00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:32.420
this week. Yeah, I think the first one that I

00:25:32.420 --> 00:25:35.839
saw this week was, I think at least for our generation,

00:25:35.940 --> 00:25:38.450
we all know who it is, was... The Cosby kid.

00:25:38.690 --> 00:25:41.849
Yeah. Theo Huxtable. Theo Huxtable. I have no

00:25:41.849 --> 00:25:44.549
idea what he's done since that show. Apparently

00:25:44.549 --> 00:25:48.369
he was in theater and produced. I thought he

00:25:48.369 --> 00:25:50.410
maybe produced some stuff. I don't know. I don't

00:25:50.410 --> 00:25:52.769
know either, but he was a family man and you

00:25:52.769 --> 00:25:55.269
heard how he died. He was a reptile, wasn't it?

00:25:55.410 --> 00:25:59.109
Yes. He drowned in a riptide. I was like, God,

00:25:59.349 --> 00:26:02.910
what are the odds of that? Yeah. That's so unfortunate

00:26:02.910 --> 00:26:06.240
because a lot of people don't know. how to survive

00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:08.460
a riptide, like what they're supposed to do.

00:26:08.660 --> 00:26:11.819
He was our age too. Yeah. Yeah, you swim parallel.

00:26:12.140 --> 00:26:14.279
Yeah, you guys know that, right? If you get sucked

00:26:14.279 --> 00:26:16.420
out, I mean, what people normally do is they

00:26:16.420 --> 00:26:19.819
panic and they try to swim back to shore and

00:26:19.819 --> 00:26:21.519
they can't because they're going further and

00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:23.960
further out and then they get tired and then

00:26:23.960 --> 00:26:25.740
they basically drown because they can't swim

00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:27.759
anymore. What you're supposed to do if you find

00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:30.960
yourself getting sucked out, you relax. You float.

00:26:31.160 --> 00:26:33.640
You let it take you out. You let it take you,

00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:36.220
you know. You let it take you down the shore.

00:26:36.339 --> 00:26:39.180
You start swimming parallel with the shore. And

00:26:39.180 --> 00:26:40.799
you just kind of work your way in. And then you

00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:43.980
might be 500 yards away from where you started.

00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:46.339
Right. But at least you have the strength now

00:26:46.339 --> 00:26:48.799
when you get out of the riptide to swim back

00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:51.579
to shore when you're out of it. Right. I mean,

00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:54.359
people don't know that. Well, hopefully, if that

00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.579
ever happens to us, we remember that. We're just

00:26:56.579 --> 00:27:00.769
like, fuck. Yeah. Getting sucked out. Well, I'm

00:27:00.769 --> 00:27:02.630
just going to have my horse neck can and I'm

00:27:02.630 --> 00:27:04.210
just going to float there and be like, okay,

00:27:04.269 --> 00:27:05.910
well, I'll just wait. Got your little floaties,

00:27:05.930 --> 00:27:08.150
their armor floaties on? Yeah, my little orange

00:27:08.150 --> 00:27:11.349
floaties. Yes. Yeah, and I'll swim back to shore.

00:27:11.730 --> 00:27:15.670
It's amazing how many people die from riptide,

00:27:15.670 --> 00:27:18.119
you know, drowning. Wow. It's so unfortunate.

00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:20.380
It takes you out and you're fighting against

00:27:20.380 --> 00:27:24.059
it. You panic. You got to swim diagonal. You're

00:27:24.059 --> 00:27:27.119
like, no, I got to go back onto the beach exactly

00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:30.440
where I entered it. So that's your point of origin.

00:27:30.460 --> 00:27:32.059
You want to go back there. It's just like, yeah,

00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:34.900
no. Well, and you get this feeling that you're

00:27:34.900 --> 00:27:37.059
going to be basically dragged out to the middle

00:27:37.059 --> 00:27:39.779
of the ocean. Well, that doesn't happen. It never

00:27:39.779 --> 00:27:41.980
takes you out that far. It may seem like it takes

00:27:41.980 --> 00:27:45.000
you out that far, but eventually you just let

00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:47.279
it take you out. And then until you get out of

00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:50.599
it and swim parallel. Yeah. Anyway. I think,

00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:52.400
well, swimming in the ocean is not like swimming

00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:55.420
in the pool either. No. You know, it's not. And

00:27:55.420 --> 00:27:57.220
I think some people, like when we were in Hawaii,

00:27:57.440 --> 00:28:00.380
it was rough out there. I was like, I have no

00:28:00.380 --> 00:28:02.380
desire to get out there. Right. And even the

00:28:02.380 --> 00:28:04.619
lifeguards were like, yeah, this is not a good

00:28:04.619 --> 00:28:07.059
swimming day. You know, unless you live here

00:28:07.059 --> 00:28:09.000
and know how to handle these waters, they're

00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:12.220
like, just stay on the beach, you know, and enjoy

00:28:12.220 --> 00:28:14.690
it. I mean, I guess I don't, I mean. I guess

00:28:14.690 --> 00:28:16.230
I don't mind being out there to, like, you know,

00:28:16.289 --> 00:28:18.509
knee high. I mean, I guess there's nothing wrong

00:28:18.509 --> 00:28:19.990
with, well, I mean, when you get out there at

00:28:19.990 --> 00:28:21.549
a chest level, that's when you're starting to

00:28:21.549 --> 00:28:23.250
get sucked out, I guess. Or you could. Right.

00:28:23.589 --> 00:28:25.349
I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know.

00:28:25.470 --> 00:28:27.170
But it's very unfortunate. Yeah, we didn't get

00:28:27.170 --> 00:28:30.849
in the water out there because it was the tides,

00:28:30.849 --> 00:28:32.509
I think, in the winter in Hawaii started getting,

00:28:32.609 --> 00:28:35.049
that's when you start seeing, like, the North

00:28:35.049 --> 00:28:37.509
Shore, the big waves and shit like that. They

00:28:37.509 --> 00:28:39.230
weren't that big when we got there, but they

00:28:39.230 --> 00:28:41.819
were, they were. Pretty big. Did you see these

00:28:41.819 --> 00:28:52.960
huge things coming to the shore? Unless you grew

00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:54.359
up with it and you understand how to deal with

00:28:54.359 --> 00:29:04.809
it. So you didn't want to go out there and be

00:29:04.809 --> 00:29:07.410
all Hawaii Five -0 and surf and be all, like,

00:29:07.430 --> 00:29:09.849
badass? No. I wanted to get in the water. Actually,

00:29:09.890 --> 00:29:11.910
I could have gotten in the water at one of the

00:29:11.910 --> 00:29:13.250
places, but when we were at the North Shore,

00:29:13.369 --> 00:29:16.190
I was like, no, because it's steep. Oh, yeah.

00:29:16.190 --> 00:29:19.210
It drops down, and you're in it. People grow

00:29:19.210 --> 00:29:23.410
up in different things. I grew up where we were

00:29:23.410 --> 00:29:26.910
conditioned to go out there. You know, some people

00:29:26.910 --> 00:29:28.789
aren't, especially after you saw Jaws. You know,

00:29:28.849 --> 00:29:30.450
it's just like, I'm not fucking going out there.

00:29:30.549 --> 00:29:32.670
And we were at that age where Jaws was out at

00:29:32.670 --> 00:29:34.210
that time. Oh, yeah. You know, I was sitting

00:29:34.210 --> 00:29:35.930
at the beach. It scared a lot of people. When

00:29:35.930 --> 00:29:37.970
I was a very, very young age. I mean, I was in

00:29:37.970 --> 00:29:40.069
my, you know, five, six, seven, eight. I was

00:29:40.069 --> 00:29:42.970
out there in Seahook, New Jersey. We would travel

00:29:42.970 --> 00:29:45.450
overseas, and we lived over there for, you know,

00:29:45.450 --> 00:29:47.710
a decade or whatever. We went out to all the

00:29:47.710 --> 00:29:49.670
different Mediterranean sea we were at, different

00:29:49.670 --> 00:29:52.859
lakes, and it was. It was just, to me, now I

00:29:52.859 --> 00:29:54.619
have a different opinion about it. Last time

00:29:54.619 --> 00:29:57.460
I went to the ocean was a couple years ago. I

00:29:57.460 --> 00:30:01.599
went out to the, God bless it, Alabama. Oh, down

00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:03.779
in Alabama, right. Went to Gulf Shore, Orange

00:30:03.779 --> 00:30:06.960
Beach out there. Yeah, that was cool. I had to

00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:08.599
get out there and go. You know, fuck that. I

00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:09.960
mean, it was nice weather. I went out there.

00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.759
But even after I got out there, I was kind of

00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:13.160
like, get out of the water, and you're like.

00:30:14.509 --> 00:30:17.069
It feels like a whale just spermed all over me

00:30:17.069 --> 00:30:21.569
because he had this sticky slime coating of everything

00:30:21.569 --> 00:30:24.970
that's on you. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of ocean

00:30:24.970 --> 00:30:27.349
water. So it's just like, eh, you know. And then

00:30:27.349 --> 00:30:29.849
I tried it again. I went for a word to go. I

00:30:29.849 --> 00:30:33.349
went down to, it was South Texas, Brownwood.

00:30:33.410 --> 00:30:35.250
What did you say, Galveston? Galveston. There's

00:30:35.250 --> 00:30:37.750
another place a little bit further. Yeah, like

00:30:37.750 --> 00:30:39.849
South Padre area. I ended up getting a hotel

00:30:39.849 --> 00:30:44.059
out there for work. And actually, I was in McAllen,

00:30:44.099 --> 00:30:47.119
Texas, and one of my friends was like, dude,

00:30:47.339 --> 00:30:51.200
just come over here. It's an extra 45 minutes.

00:30:51.220 --> 00:30:54.420
That's close. Fuck it. You get a hotel right

00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:57.259
here on the beach. And I was kind of like, noted.

00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:02.829
I never did it, but I. I would imagine the beaches

00:31:02.829 --> 00:31:05.349
are much nicer there than they are in Galveston,

00:31:05.390 --> 00:31:07.349
right? Yeah, but yes, they are. Yes, they are.

00:31:07.410 --> 00:31:09.930
They're way cleaner, but it still doesn't matter.

00:31:10.210 --> 00:31:12.170
I mean, you still get out of the ocean. You're

00:31:12.170 --> 00:31:15.869
covered with this stuff that's just foreign.

00:31:16.029 --> 00:31:18.069
Well, I'll tell you what. This beach here is

00:31:18.069 --> 00:31:20.089
not like the North Shore Beach. I can tell you

00:31:20.089 --> 00:31:22.990
that. I got into that, and that's where, if you

00:31:22.990 --> 00:31:24.289
would have gone, you could have tried to find

00:31:24.289 --> 00:31:25.990
Preston's GoPro. That's where he lost it. Is

00:31:25.990 --> 00:31:28.130
that where he lost it? Yeah, right in those beaches.

00:31:28.190 --> 00:31:29.549
Oh, there it is right there. Yeah, it's still

00:31:29.549 --> 00:31:31.849
there. It's in the water. Yeah, zoom in a little

00:31:31.849 --> 00:31:34.210
bit more. Maybe we can find it. Yeah, I was there.

00:31:34.230 --> 00:31:35.950
We went there two times in a row because Stephen

00:31:35.950 --> 00:31:37.849
had state track meet down in McAllen. Oh, that's

00:31:37.849 --> 00:31:39.950
right. So Preston went with us a couple years,

00:31:40.109 --> 00:31:45.210
and both times we'd go over to South Padre for

00:31:45.210 --> 00:31:49.029
the day. That's fun. Yeah. It is a different

00:31:49.029 --> 00:31:51.089
experience, and it's fun to hang out on the beach

00:31:51.089 --> 00:31:53.049
and, you know, have your cooler and your umbrella

00:31:53.049 --> 00:31:55.809
and your music, and the boys were playing that.

00:31:55.829 --> 00:31:59.420
What's that spike? Spike ball. Yeah, they played

00:31:59.420 --> 00:32:02.240
spike ball in the sand. It was fun. I'd be like

00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:04.640
Joe Biden out there. I'd have my umbrella, my

00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:07.200
cooler, sitting down. Kind of walking like that

00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:10.440
in the sand. You're like... Oh, the sun hurts.

00:32:10.779 --> 00:32:13.599
It's hot. It's hot. I want my feet burning. Jill!

00:32:13.859 --> 00:32:18.730
Jill! Jesus. But, you know, I mean, that's one

00:32:18.730 --> 00:32:21.049
of the things that you don't anticipate when

00:32:21.049 --> 00:32:23.029
you get out there. It's like the fucking sand

00:32:23.029 --> 00:32:26.670
is 120 degrees. You're like, ouch, ouch, ouch,

00:32:26.750 --> 00:32:29.299
ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. Shit, this sucks. And

00:32:29.299 --> 00:32:35.339
there's jellyfish. So my nephew, Devin, he went

00:32:35.339 --> 00:32:39.539
out to Galveston about two years ago. And they

00:32:39.539 --> 00:32:42.460
just arrived. So they travel out there. And he's

00:32:42.460 --> 00:32:44.539
young. So he just graduated high school. This

00:32:44.539 --> 00:32:47.519
was kind of like a graduation present. And he

00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:50.259
and a pack of kids went. I mean, like four, five,

00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:53.279
six kids, something like that. And he had chaperones,

00:32:53.279 --> 00:32:56.869
but the chaperones were in their 20s. They went

00:32:56.869 --> 00:33:00.089
out, and they got a B &B, and it was all legit.

00:33:00.289 --> 00:33:04.549
He went out there and stood just looking out

00:33:04.549 --> 00:33:07.190
in the ocean because it was like 7, 8. The sun

00:33:07.190 --> 00:33:10.789
was going down, and was it a stingray? Stingray.

00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:14.769
Was it a stingray? Poked the back of his ankle,

00:33:14.849 --> 00:33:17.009
his Achilles, right back there. Just poked it,

00:33:17.069 --> 00:33:19.690
a little barb, and he was in tremendous pain.

00:33:19.970 --> 00:33:22.769
Oh, yeah. Oh, I mean, he had a huge reaction.

00:33:23.450 --> 00:33:26.730
Yeah, he was shaking, convulsing, and all his

00:33:26.730 --> 00:33:28.670
friends were taking turns peeing on him. You

00:33:28.670 --> 00:33:31.089
know, maybe this will help. Yes. He's like, no,

00:33:31.130 --> 00:33:33.369
it's jellyfish. No, it wasn't my face. No, it's

00:33:33.369 --> 00:33:35.569
ejaculate, not pee. Oh, what's happening? Oh,

00:33:35.589 --> 00:33:37.809
really? What? Wow. Ejaculate. What neighborhood

00:33:37.809 --> 00:33:40.750
did you wake up at? I grew up on a river, so.

00:33:40.869 --> 00:33:43.990
He's crossing the line. Yeah. God. That's for

00:33:43.990 --> 00:33:46.619
the river fish. Yeah. Everybody, we got to. Okay,

00:33:46.619 --> 00:33:48.279
I'm not going to say it. I almost said it. I

00:33:48.279 --> 00:33:50.559
almost said it. Nothing, no. All right, let's

00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:56.359
move on. All right. Yeah, so we got another text

00:33:56.359 --> 00:33:59.880
message or email burst about Ozzy Osbourne. First

00:33:59.880 --> 00:34:02.339
of all, Ozzy Osbourne passed away. But before

00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:06.140
that, he had a concert that he had set up. And

00:34:06.140 --> 00:34:07.900
he was kind of like, you know, he had no idea

00:34:07.900 --> 00:34:10.039
he was going to die. He knew it was coming around

00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:15.039
the corner. And he had opted to discontinue his

00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:20.969
medication. because he had such bad, what is

00:34:20.969 --> 00:34:22.809
the, Lou Gehrig's, no, no, what do you have?

00:34:22.989 --> 00:34:24.210
He had Parkinson's. Yeah, Parkinson's. He had

00:34:24.210 --> 00:34:27.289
such bad Parkinson's, and the medicine he was

00:34:27.289 --> 00:34:30.010
on would make him a vegetable to calm him down

00:34:30.010 --> 00:34:33.130
to the point where he could exist. So he's like,

00:34:33.150 --> 00:34:34.869
fuck that. I want to get up there and do it one

00:34:34.869 --> 00:34:36.429
more time. He did. He went up there. He did a

00:34:36.429 --> 00:34:39.070
concert. He sang and everything. You can hear

00:34:39.070 --> 00:34:40.889
his voice. You can tell it. I mean, he sat the

00:34:40.889 --> 00:34:44.630
entire time, which is fine, right? How long ago

00:34:44.630 --> 00:34:48.210
was his last concert? July 5th. No shit. Yeah.

00:34:48.309 --> 00:34:50.789
A lot of people came out to honor him, you know,

00:34:50.789 --> 00:34:52.889
guest appearing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a whole

00:34:52.889 --> 00:34:56.489
day type of affair. Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. And

00:34:56.489 --> 00:35:00.989
that was basically his send off. So Black Sabbath,

00:35:01.110 --> 00:35:04.550
I think either his solo shit closed the show

00:35:04.550 --> 00:35:07.269
or Black Sabbath closed the show. So he was up

00:35:07.269 --> 00:35:08.989
there with Black Sabbath one last time because

00:35:08.989 --> 00:35:12.269
they're all still alive. Well, not anymore. And

00:35:12.269 --> 00:35:15.250
then Ozzy got up there and sang like four or

00:35:15.250 --> 00:35:19.250
five of his solo hits. Dude, imagine if you were

00:35:19.250 --> 00:35:22.889
there and that was the final show. Well, I watched

00:35:22.889 --> 00:35:26.730
his solo music stuff, and there were people in

00:35:26.730 --> 00:35:31.949
the crowd crying when he was singing Suicide

00:35:31.949 --> 00:35:34.849
Solution and what's his Mama I'm Coming Home

00:35:34.849 --> 00:35:37.489
song. Right. They're out there weeping in the

00:35:37.489 --> 00:35:42.369
crowd. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah, as big of a fan as

00:35:42.369 --> 00:35:46.230
I am of Star Wars and stuff, you know, I remember

00:35:46.230 --> 00:35:49.829
when what I perceived as the last movie to come

00:35:49.829 --> 00:35:54.530
out of Star Wars, I felt... Lost. I did not feel

00:35:54.530 --> 00:35:57.230
like I was going to cry, though. But I did feel

00:35:57.230 --> 00:35:59.730
like, this is it. Yeah, it's lost. It's like

00:35:59.730 --> 00:36:02.610
you're mourning. Yeah, it felt empty. I was kind

00:36:02.610 --> 00:36:04.789
of like, ah, man, this is it. You know, this

00:36:04.789 --> 00:36:08.070
has been something that I've been doing for 30

00:36:08.070 --> 00:36:12.449
years. And now it's over. But weeping? I'm kind

00:36:12.449 --> 00:36:15.130
of like, come on. Yeah, they were crying. Man

00:36:15.130 --> 00:36:18.070
up. Guys and chicks. That's a big loss, man.

00:36:18.190 --> 00:36:20.170
Ozzy Osbourne. Yeah, he was big. He was influential.

00:36:20.630 --> 00:36:24.050
He had a unique sound to him. He really did.

00:36:24.809 --> 00:36:27.269
And I thought he was going to die. Remember the

00:36:27.269 --> 00:36:30.110
Osbourne show that was on 20 years ago? I thought

00:36:30.110 --> 00:36:31.889
he was going to die shortly after that. He was

00:36:31.889 --> 00:36:36.210
pretty uncomfortable then, too. During that show,

00:36:36.510 --> 00:36:40.139
they... I used to be a food and beverage manager

00:36:40.139 --> 00:36:44.860
at the Four Seasons Resort in 2000 -ish. He and

00:36:44.860 --> 00:36:48.440
his family would frequent that particular location.

00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:51.239
No way. And they'd stay in a particular villa,

00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:54.519
and they would order the same stuff all the time.

00:36:54.559 --> 00:37:00.260
I remember I had injured myself, and I was on

00:37:00.260 --> 00:37:03.559
light duty, so they stuck me in room service.

00:37:03.739 --> 00:37:07.860
So I would sit in this. about this size, and

00:37:07.860 --> 00:37:09.619
the phone would ring, and I would take someone's

00:37:09.619 --> 00:37:12.039
order in the kitchen. Because they had room service.

00:37:12.099 --> 00:37:14.639
The Four Seasons Resort, room service 24 -7.

00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:16.500
You can get anything you want, anytime you want.

00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:20.440
And he would call up like at 2, 3 o 'clock in

00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:22.380
the morning. I remember he would order like 15

00:37:22.380 --> 00:37:27.619
bags of grandma's cookies. Of bats. Yeah. Bats.

00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:31.079
Wow. So, I mean, it was crazy. He understood

00:37:31.079 --> 00:37:34.840
them with his nice thick. Oh, yeah. And you could

00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:39.750
see, Is that your Ozzy impersonation? That's

00:37:39.750 --> 00:37:43.110
my Ozzy. I want to hear you actually make the

00:37:43.110 --> 00:37:46.130
order, the cookie order as Ozzy. Go. He's the

00:37:46.130 --> 00:37:47.829
one who took it, so it should be Sean. Okay.

00:37:50.210 --> 00:37:55.769
Grandma's cookies. Shut up. It's a mix of Bill

00:37:55.769 --> 00:37:59.329
Cosby and Ozzy. It was a mix of all sorts of

00:37:59.329 --> 00:38:02.590
shit. I had no idea what that was. I just had

00:38:02.590 --> 00:38:06.019
a heart attack. Yeah, I guess. But it was kind

00:38:06.019 --> 00:38:08.480
of cool because, you know, I mean, I've seen

00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:12.539
him there once. And he kind of reminded me of

00:38:12.539 --> 00:38:15.340
George Burns from The Simpsons. Just kind of

00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:17.239
shuffled around? He was just, yeah. He was like,

00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:19.719
he would walk around and he was like, whoo, Smithers.

00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.219
You know, he just kind of. Did he have a robe

00:38:22.219 --> 00:38:24.760
on and a cape? Yeah, he wore a robe all the time.

00:38:25.059 --> 00:38:27.599
Had his little glasses on. He didn't give a shit.

00:38:27.639 --> 00:38:29.760
That was the whole thing. The whole family didn't

00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.599
give a shit. They were entitled. They'd walk

00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:36.980
around like you knew them. and everyone waited

00:38:36.980 --> 00:38:39.119
on them hand and foot because they paid. Yeah,

00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:40.639
of course. At the end of the day, they fucking

00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:42.480
paid. It's the fourth season. And they repeat

00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:44.940
customers. They always come back, and you want

00:38:44.940 --> 00:38:47.559
them to. It was still fun. It was a good experience.

00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:49.000
That's really the only time. I've never been

00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:50.840
in an Ozzy Osbourne concert. I actually would

00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:53.239
have really enjoyed going. Yeah. I was never

00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:55.920
a huge Black Sabbath fan. I know the hits and

00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.679
stuff like that, but I never got into Black Sabbath.

00:39:00.090 --> 00:39:01.789
For whatever reason. I never did. Maybe it was

00:39:01.789 --> 00:39:03.849
before by time. Although I was into Led Zeppelin

00:39:03.849 --> 00:39:06.349
and shit. Yeah, I didn't either. Although I loved

00:39:06.349 --> 00:39:08.949
his solo stuff. I did. Black Sabbath is kind

00:39:08.949 --> 00:39:12.969
of dark. Yeah, there's some stuff. Again, I know

00:39:12.969 --> 00:39:17.090
some of the hits. Sweet Leaf was good. Paranoid

00:39:17.090 --> 00:39:20.170
and War Pigs and shit like that. Do you have

00:39:20.170 --> 00:39:22.670
a favorite Black Sabbath or a favorite Ozzy Osbourne

00:39:22.670 --> 00:39:26.690
song? I would say mine would be Mr. Crawley.

00:39:27.389 --> 00:39:31.789
Mine is Bark at the Moon. Like the moon. I love

00:39:31.789 --> 00:39:34.349
that song. What about you, Jeff? I like the one

00:39:34.349 --> 00:39:37.630
he did with, who's the blonde? Lita Ford. Lita

00:39:37.630 --> 00:39:40.750
Ford. Really? No, no. Close Your Eyes Forever?

00:39:40.969 --> 00:39:44.590
Yeah, Close Your Eyes Forever. That was when

00:39:44.590 --> 00:39:46.170
I was in college. I think it was a freshman in

00:39:46.170 --> 00:39:47.630
college when I came out. That would be the one

00:39:47.630 --> 00:39:49.940
you pick. Right. Is that the one you'd serenade

00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:52.659
your roommates with? It was. We'd show up with

00:39:52.659 --> 00:39:57.219
the, was it the Vagisil, whatever, Monistat 7.

00:39:57.340 --> 00:39:59.900
Hey, Jeff, can you give me Monistat 7? If you

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:02.519
close my eyes forever, you'd show up at the bathroom

00:40:02.519 --> 00:40:04.199
door. Here you go. Wow. Your mom just dropped

00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:06.480
it off. She was using it. Yeah, she had to. Do

00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:08.380
you remember? She applied it as she was driving

00:40:08.380 --> 00:40:14.929
by. Lovely. If you are a Dudes Like Us listener,

00:40:14.989 --> 00:40:16.969
you would remember that episode where we talked

00:40:16.969 --> 00:40:19.210
about Jeff's experience. That's the only reason

00:40:19.210 --> 00:40:22.130
I bring that up. I actually forgot about that.

00:40:22.289 --> 00:40:26.710
His roommate, she had Monistat 7, and she and

00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:29.969
her mom would share it. Yes, because you had

00:40:29.969 --> 00:40:34.780
two female. Female roommates. Three. Three. Yes,

00:40:34.780 --> 00:40:36.519
that's right. That's right. Jeff would wake up

00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:38.840
every morning, Colin, knock on my door. Knock

00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:41.019
on his door. I've been waiting for you. Jeff

00:40:41.019 --> 00:40:45.960
is waiting for you. Yeah, that was a unique situation.

00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:49.679
It was all platonic, but we had, it was five

00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:52.019
of us in the house, three girls and two guys.

00:40:52.019 --> 00:40:55.619
I was one of them. We had one bathroom. One bathroom.

00:40:55.780 --> 00:40:57.239
It wasn't a half bath or anything. It was just

00:40:57.239 --> 00:40:59.119
one bathroom. And you're like Andre the Giant

00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:01.960
just destroying it every day. And you didn't

00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:04.099
have any space in there at all. There's female

00:41:04.099 --> 00:41:07.380
products everywhere. It was. That's how I knew

00:41:07.380 --> 00:41:09.519
about the Monistat 7 because it was sitting there

00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:11.539
and the applicator was there and you could see

00:41:11.539 --> 00:41:16.860
the creamy pubes and stuff. And were you excited?

00:41:17.139 --> 00:41:20.000
No, and I mentioned it. If I could go where that

00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:23.159
has gone. I was like, Then I mentioned it to

00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:25.239
one of the other girls that was there. She's

00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:30.059
like, yes. She shares that with her mom. Oh,

00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:31.679
come on. That must have been a joke. Yeah, but

00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:35.059
they cleaned the applicator. She didn't. I don't

00:41:35.059 --> 00:41:36.679
know. After the last use, it was not cleaned.

00:41:37.300 --> 00:41:41.840
I can tell you that. Who used this last? Three

00:41:41.840 --> 00:41:43.679
of you, come in here right now. Jeff, come here.

00:41:43.699 --> 00:41:46.920
These are butt hairs. I think you should have

00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:49.619
gone retaliated and put your PrEP -H tube on

00:41:49.619 --> 00:41:54.039
there. There you go. For sure. Oh, yeah. That's

00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:57.699
true. This is my prostate squeezer. I didn't

00:41:57.699 --> 00:42:00.159
have much as far as toiletries. I had my shave

00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:04.159
shit, and that was it. But they had their shelves

00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:06.420
full of crap and everything. Oh, yeah. For sure.

00:42:06.420 --> 00:42:08.619
Tons of it. All right. You didn't say. What's

00:42:08.619 --> 00:42:10.460
your Ozzy favorite song? Let's go. There's one

00:42:10.460 --> 00:42:12.519
out there. I can't remember the name of it, though.

00:42:13.460 --> 00:42:15.320
I'm going to have to go back. But there's one

00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:20.019
from Diary of a Madman. Pull up those. Pull up

00:42:20.019 --> 00:42:26.360
the names of that one. I think it has High in

00:42:26.360 --> 00:42:30.340
the title. I really like that one. I can't even

00:42:30.340 --> 00:42:33.119
remember. There's Rock and Roll Rebel. There's...

00:42:33.119 --> 00:42:37.219
Is that... Flying High Again. I like that one.

00:42:37.219 --> 00:42:39.679
Flying High Again. I don't know that one. Yeah,

00:42:39.719 --> 00:42:41.940
I like that one. You'd recognize it. Would I?

00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:47.380
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Would I recognize it when Sean

00:42:47.380 --> 00:42:50.769
sings it? Or just... Yeah, play it just a couple

00:42:50.769 --> 00:42:53.130
seconds. All right, here we go. All right, stop,

00:42:53.230 --> 00:42:55.630
stop, stop, stop. All right, there you go. We

00:42:55.630 --> 00:42:58.610
just got flagged. That shit? I don't have enough

00:42:58.610 --> 00:43:00.409
to go on. Well, put it in the middle of the song.

00:43:00.630 --> 00:43:10.650
All right. Oh, okay. All right. I don't recognize

00:43:10.650 --> 00:43:12.989
it, but you know what? There's probably a ton

00:43:12.989 --> 00:43:15.750
of Ozzy songs I've never heard. I'm sure if you

00:43:15.750 --> 00:43:18.690
heard the chorus of it, but stupid YouTube, they're

00:43:18.690 --> 00:43:21.650
going to flag us. It's so retarded. I mean, we're

00:43:21.650 --> 00:43:25.469
actually promoting him. Why wouldn't he be okay

00:43:25.469 --> 00:43:27.289
with it? Well, because I think if it's the other

00:43:27.289 --> 00:43:28.670
way around, people are going to listen to it

00:43:28.670 --> 00:43:31.710
because we have that four -second little soundbite

00:43:31.710 --> 00:43:33.909
of Ozzy. Oh, everyone's going to listen to dudes

00:43:33.909 --> 00:43:36.070
like us. No, they're listening to dudes like

00:43:36.070 --> 00:43:38.530
us because of this wonderful bourbon that we're

00:43:38.530 --> 00:43:42.139
about to drink. Oh, look at your segue. All right,

00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:43.500
so we're going to talk about that, and then we

00:43:43.500 --> 00:43:44.900
have to get back to deaths. We're not done with

00:43:44.900 --> 00:43:47.619
deaths. Well, no, no, we can continue with deaths.

00:43:47.619 --> 00:43:49.559
Well, those are the three big ones, and then

00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:51.340
there's three, I don't want to say minor ones.

00:43:51.380 --> 00:43:53.659
There's never a minor death, but it's minor in

00:43:53.659 --> 00:43:56.280
that lesser known. That's what we should say.

00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:59.219
Yeah, lesser known, and I think this one is really

00:43:59.219 --> 00:44:03.940
generational. Chuck Mangione. That's from the

00:44:03.940 --> 00:44:09.239
Yacht Rock era. And he is a... You said the name

00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:11.360
of what he was. He played the flugelhorn, right?

00:44:11.739 --> 00:44:18.199
Flugelhorn. That is seriously a term? Yes, flugelhorn

00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:22.260
is a horn. Flugelhorn. What he played, yes. Or

00:44:22.260 --> 00:44:23.800
he may have played the mellophone. I don't remember.

00:44:25.059 --> 00:44:30.500
Is that the love boat? It feels so good, that

00:44:30.500 --> 00:44:34.300
song. Do I know that one? I remember being in...

00:44:34.519 --> 00:44:38.139
Colorado Springs, Colorado. And we were at a

00:44:38.139 --> 00:44:40.280
drive -in theater. And I remember the little

00:44:40.280 --> 00:44:42.860
speaker box being on the window. And you had

00:44:42.860 --> 00:44:46.519
this song, Feel So Good, playing. I thought this

00:44:46.519 --> 00:44:50.059
was from a TV show. No. You sure? Oh, dude, this

00:44:50.059 --> 00:44:52.119
was like a top ten song. It was from King of

00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.019
the Hill. That was on King of the Hill all the

00:44:54.019 --> 00:44:58.559
time. As a running joke. All right. We probably

00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:00.199
can't be on this long. We've already blown it.

00:45:00.619 --> 00:45:03.219
We've already blown it. I mean, that's... 50

00:45:03.219 --> 00:45:05.539
-year -old song, so... It shouldn't matter. Does

00:45:05.539 --> 00:45:07.159
it matter? I don't know. All right, so he passed

00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:09.519
away. Do we know how he died? Is he just old?

00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.039
He was 84, so probably just old age. Old age.

00:45:12.099 --> 00:45:15.440
All right, then we had George Washington. No.

00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:18.940
Yeah, he was just... Last week, he was the oldest

00:45:18.940 --> 00:45:21.239
living president until he died. I mean, what

00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:25.239
are you, 200 years old? That's fantastic. Yes.

00:45:25.260 --> 00:45:28.599
No, Kenneth Washington. Kenneth Washington? Who's

00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:32.300
that? Ken. Oh, yeah. So that is the last surviving

00:45:32.300 --> 00:45:36.599
member of Hogan's Heroes. Ah. Love that show.

00:45:36.659 --> 00:45:40.599
I was watching it this week with my father. Oh,

00:45:40.619 --> 00:45:42.079
you know he got... Was that one of his shows,

00:45:42.099 --> 00:45:43.699
his favorite shows? Well, he got killed. Yes,

00:45:43.739 --> 00:45:46.460
it was for me. He got killed? Yeah. Hey, did

00:45:46.460 --> 00:45:49.239
you ever... We talked about this. Did you ever

00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:53.219
offer your dad the... You know, Jeff has like

00:45:53.219 --> 00:45:58.219
this huge library of audio stories. Their old

00:45:58.219 --> 00:46:00.400
radio show. Yeah, this is going to piss you off.

00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:03.280
I told my brother all about it. I wanted them

00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:06.320
to play it for them so he would reminisce or

00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.400
whatever. I have no idea if he listened to any

00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:11.039
of that stuff as a kid. And I said, I'm putting

00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:12.679
the flash drive right here in front of the TV

00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.940
where they would plug it into, right? And then

00:46:15.940 --> 00:46:19.099
I followed up with him. Hey, did you guys, were

00:46:19.099 --> 00:46:22.079
you ever play the radio? Oh, no. Did you give

00:46:22.079 --> 00:46:24.500
me something? I said, yeah, I put the flash drive

00:46:24.500 --> 00:46:28.389
in front of the TV. Vanished. They probably grabbed

00:46:28.389 --> 00:46:30.210
it and put other shit on there. Probably. It

00:46:30.210 --> 00:46:33.349
was like 256 gigabytes. I was so pissed. I was

00:46:33.349 --> 00:46:35.409
like, yeah. I was like, there's 500 radio shows

00:46:35.409 --> 00:46:39.510
that my friend gave to you. Oh, I'm sorry. Well,

00:46:39.849 --> 00:46:41.769
I mean, they're copy and paste. You can do another

00:46:41.769 --> 00:46:43.690
one. I know it's just the meaning of it, but

00:46:43.690 --> 00:46:45.289
still. Yeah, but still. It's kind of irritating.

00:46:45.289 --> 00:46:48.510
I would get ahead of that because I think that

00:46:48.510 --> 00:46:53.630
your mom, in the state that she's at, if you

00:46:53.630 --> 00:46:58.150
were to put that on... a mp3 player and just

00:46:58.150 --> 00:47:00.590
sit there and even if it's down just hit like

00:47:00.590 --> 00:47:02.989
shuffle that's what my dad did she would love

00:47:02.989 --> 00:47:05.389
he would put them on a little mp3 player he had

00:47:05.389 --> 00:47:07.210
like three of them and he just listened to him

00:47:07.210 --> 00:47:12.449
all day i'm i'm a i'll ask him again and because

00:47:12.449 --> 00:47:14.710
i i would really make you more copies i would

00:47:14.710 --> 00:47:16.469
love that if you can make another copy because

00:47:16.469 --> 00:47:18.829
you know i think my father would really enjoy

00:47:18.829 --> 00:47:21.730
that right okay here's the problem here's what

00:47:21.730 --> 00:47:25.949
my dad does every single day he gets up He eats

00:47:25.949 --> 00:47:27.510
his breakfast, and when he's done eating his

00:47:27.510 --> 00:47:30.050
breakfast, he sits on his recliner, and they

00:47:30.050 --> 00:47:32.449
put on his memory music. That's what his playlist

00:47:32.449 --> 00:47:35.909
is called. It's like 400, 500 songs of the same

00:47:35.909 --> 00:47:39.679
shit. Every single day. And the family complains

00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:41.579
about it. And my sister, when she was watching

00:47:41.579 --> 00:47:43.079
him last week, complained about it. And I was

00:47:43.079 --> 00:47:45.159
like, Dad, we're not doing that. I go, Dad, let's

00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:47.480
do something different. And I put on YouTube

00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:50.679
and I put on like 50s and 60s songs that had

00:47:50.679 --> 00:47:52.719
lyrics. Right. So he could see the lyrics. He

00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:54.199
could sing along. He doesn't even know the song,

00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:56.380
but he can see the lyrics. And then I decided,

00:47:56.480 --> 00:47:57.579
you know, we're going to do some country. You

00:47:57.579 --> 00:47:59.199
guys are going to laugh at this. Let's do some

00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:03.949
country. And I picked a YouTube. video montage

00:48:03.949 --> 00:48:06.349
of country songs. It didn't have the lyrics.

00:48:06.449 --> 00:48:10.650
It had country images. So it was like a farming

00:48:10.650 --> 00:48:13.510
thing going and horses and all these different

00:48:13.510 --> 00:48:17.690
things about country life. And I was chuckling

00:48:17.690 --> 00:48:20.030
to myself because I was like, well, that's AI.

00:48:20.769 --> 00:48:23.309
Because he was clearly not real. And he's like,

00:48:23.429 --> 00:48:27.809
AI? What's AI? And I went, oh, it's artificial

00:48:27.809 --> 00:48:30.949
intelligence, Dad. And he goes, mm -hmm. And

00:48:30.949 --> 00:48:32.869
I was like, that's not real. Those pictures that

00:48:32.869 --> 00:48:34.949
you're looking at are not real. What do you mean

00:48:34.949 --> 00:48:37.210
they're not real? I see them. There are pictures.

00:48:37.349 --> 00:48:38.969
They're real to me. He goes, how are they not

00:48:38.969 --> 00:48:41.869
real? They are real. I go, no, actually, it's

00:48:41.869 --> 00:48:44.510
a computer generating it for you, Dad. And he's

00:48:44.510 --> 00:48:47.030
like, well, I don't like that. I go, why? It's

00:48:47.030 --> 00:48:49.980
just images. i don't how do i know if it's real

00:48:49.980 --> 00:48:52.000
how do i know what's real and what isn't real

00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:54.579
now there you go he got so worked up he said

00:48:54.579 --> 00:48:57.559
to me i wish you had never told me about ai you

00:48:57.559 --> 00:49:01.480
ruined my life that's literally what he said

00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:03.980
to me and i'm laughing wow i'm like dad come

00:49:03.980 --> 00:49:06.409
on let's let's not get crazy here this is And

00:49:06.409 --> 00:49:08.690
then I told him, I said, Dad, you ruined my life.

00:49:08.889 --> 00:49:11.670
And I texted that to my family. I was like, okay,

00:49:11.690 --> 00:49:14.289
guys, this is on me. I ruined Dad's life. I said,

00:49:14.289 --> 00:49:16.929
quote, he said, you ruined my life by introducing

00:49:16.929 --> 00:49:19.090
me to AI. And so then I was like, okay, we're

00:49:19.090 --> 00:49:20.650
not doing this anymore. Let's go put on ABBA.

00:49:20.670 --> 00:49:22.210
He likes ABBA. Did you show him the picture of

00:49:22.210 --> 00:49:25.650
you and Hillary Clinton? No. No, I didn't. He

00:49:25.650 --> 00:49:27.010
would have been like, oh, you know Hillary Clinton?

00:49:27.230 --> 00:49:31.909
No, Dad, that's AI. No, anyway, so I put on ABBA

00:49:31.909 --> 00:49:33.949
to get his mind off of it. And he goes, is this

00:49:33.949 --> 00:49:37.539
real? I was like, Dad, yes, these are old ABBA

00:49:37.539 --> 00:49:39.980
videos. How do you know? Yeah, he started getting

00:49:39.980 --> 00:49:43.420
all. And luckily, he's kind of like 50 First

00:49:43.420 --> 00:49:45.460
Dates, you know, where she has the New Day. He

00:49:45.460 --> 00:49:49.179
just forgets. Every morning, it's a new world

00:49:49.179 --> 00:49:51.460
for him. So he never asked me again the next

00:49:51.460 --> 00:49:54.719
day about AI, and I absolutely didn't show him

00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:57.340
the country stuff. Right. Well, I think it'd

00:49:57.340 --> 00:49:59.400
be a good idea if you introduced that to him.

00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:05.039
His reaction blew me away. How concerned he was

00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:07.960
that a computer can make fake images. Well, we

00:50:07.960 --> 00:50:09.880
should all be concerned about that because it

00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:15.739
is like AI is infiltrating every pore of our

00:50:15.739 --> 00:50:18.159
system. And there are stories left and right

00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:21.099
of people being ripped off. Someone's lady just

00:50:21.099 --> 00:50:24.860
reported out in Austin, Texas that an AI, her

00:50:24.860 --> 00:50:27.900
daughter called and needed money, 15 ,000 bucks

00:50:27.900 --> 00:50:30.719
gone just like that because her daughter was

00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:33.570
an AI voice. That was needing something on the

00:50:33.570 --> 00:50:36.409
other end and had the correct credentials, and

00:50:36.409 --> 00:50:39.630
her mom sent money. Terrifying. And the money's

00:50:39.630 --> 00:50:42.210
gone. That's why you got to have the great idea,

00:50:42.289 --> 00:50:44.469
the secret word. Yep, the code word. Give me

00:50:44.469 --> 00:50:46.070
the secret code word. If you need money, what

00:50:46.070 --> 00:50:51.050
is it? Yep, blue testicles. Ooh. Spumoni. Ooh,

00:50:51.090 --> 00:50:55.570
that's a good one, too. Logo. Logo. Logo? I just

00:50:55.570 --> 00:50:58.670
made that up. Blue spumoni. Blue spooge. Blue

00:50:58.670 --> 00:51:08.519
waffle. Blue spooge. Yeah, rusty trombone. Let's

00:51:08.519 --> 00:51:10.139
spend the next 20 minutes coming up with the

00:51:10.139 --> 00:51:13.840
best code words. There's one more death, though,

00:51:13.860 --> 00:51:16.699
y 'all. You've got to have an even number of

00:51:16.699 --> 00:51:18.820
three, right? That's true. What did you just

00:51:18.820 --> 00:51:21.619
say? An even number of three. Three or six or

00:51:21.619 --> 00:51:25.559
nine, right? A number divisible by three. Two

00:51:25.559 --> 00:51:31.719
sets of odd numbers. I want you to introduce

00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:34.460
this one, Chuck, because his last name is beyond

00:51:34.460 --> 00:51:37.539
pronunciation. And you knew who it was. Sort

00:51:37.539 --> 00:51:39.659
of, yes. I mean, I know the band. The band is

00:51:39.659 --> 00:51:42.900
Golden Earring, and their guitarist, George Kuymans,

00:51:43.099 --> 00:51:47.119
has died at 77. So you know Golden Earring from

00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:53.199
such skits as The Twilight Zone, right? Yeah.

00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:58.710
When the bullet hits the bone. Radar Love. The

00:51:58.710 --> 00:52:04.110
bigger one, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is the big hit.

00:52:04.590 --> 00:52:07.610
I think they're both. Sammy Hagar remade this

00:52:07.610 --> 00:52:09.929
one as well, right? Oh, I don't know. No, I don't

00:52:09.929 --> 00:52:12.030
think so. Oh, no. I can't drop 55. Never mind.

00:52:13.690 --> 00:52:16.329
White Lion did. White Lion did. Yeah, that's

00:52:16.329 --> 00:52:19.630
right. White Lion did what? Radar Love. Did Crocus?

00:52:21.650 --> 00:52:24.469
It's a good song. I don't know. Yeah. I mean,

00:52:24.489 --> 00:52:29.039
Crocus did a remake of something. It may have

00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:31.460
been Blitzkrieg Bob that they did. They did.

00:52:31.480 --> 00:52:34.320
They did do that. That was the remake of Sweet.

00:52:34.619 --> 00:52:37.639
Correct. Are they all still alive? Some of them

00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:40.260
are. Ballroom Blitz. My brother said he saw them

00:52:40.260 --> 00:52:41.980
in Tucson. I was like, well, why didn't you tell

00:52:41.980 --> 00:52:43.500
us? We would have flown out for that. We all

00:52:43.500 --> 00:52:46.599
loved Sweet when we were kids. We grew up listening

00:52:46.599 --> 00:52:51.639
to that. So Krogus did Ballroom Blitz. Ballroom

00:52:51.639 --> 00:53:09.630
Blitz. American Woman. And help. Like the Beatles?

00:53:09.730 --> 00:53:12.210
I need somebody help. Not just anybody help.

00:53:12.809 --> 00:53:15.889
You know I need someone? Don't look at me like

00:53:15.889 --> 00:53:19.469
that. I love the Beatles. Do you guys like the

00:53:19.469 --> 00:53:21.510
Beatles? No. They're very hit and miss with people.

00:53:21.590 --> 00:53:24.360
I don't understand that. I'm not a fan. You're

00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:26.820
not a fan. Shelly can't stand them either. I

00:53:26.820 --> 00:53:27.599
was like, what are you talking about? Are you

00:53:27.599 --> 00:53:29.880
communist? Nah, there was a time where I kind

00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:32.500
of liked the Beatles a lot, but I got to tell

00:53:32.500 --> 00:53:38.519
you, my history of work, you know, killed it

00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:42.239
because of my DJing and my, you know, hosting

00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:45.059
karaoke shows. When they overplayed the Beatles?

00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.460
Ah, dude, everyone would sing it, and it was

00:53:47.460 --> 00:53:48.960
just like so horrible. Like which one? And I

00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:51.800
would do weddings, and I did. Which ones? Yeah,

00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:54.719
like Let It Be. Rocky Raccoon and, you know,

00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:58.320
I mean, there's Put Your Head On. Hold on, was

00:53:58.320 --> 00:53:59.840
that The Beatles? That's not The Beatles. It

00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:02.340
doesn't matter. You know, Twist and Shout, you

00:54:02.340 --> 00:54:05.070
know. That's Black Sabbath. Whatever. The point

00:54:05.070 --> 00:54:07.610
is... Maxwell's silver camera. I'm kind of with

00:54:07.610 --> 00:54:10.530
Jeff. I mean, I don't... Jeff, you're kind of

00:54:10.530 --> 00:54:12.469
standoffish on this, but if you don't like it,

00:54:12.489 --> 00:54:13.889
we don't like it. Fuck the Beatles. I didn't

00:54:13.889 --> 00:54:15.909
quite say that. I was like, no. I hate them all.

00:54:16.090 --> 00:54:17.489
There's a couple songs that I can listen to.

00:54:17.489 --> 00:54:19.949
Paul McCarty? I like his one -legged chick, but

00:54:19.949 --> 00:54:22.369
that's about it. No, I like Wings better than

00:54:22.369 --> 00:54:26.030
the Beatles. Like Batwings? The Wings, yeah.

00:54:26.170 --> 00:54:28.510
He and his wife, Linda McCartney. Linda McCartney,

00:54:28.550 --> 00:54:31.579
yes. Yeah, why'd you say one -legged? What'd

00:54:31.579 --> 00:54:33.719
you say? Because Paul McCartney married a one

00:54:33.719 --> 00:54:36.380
-legged woman. Linda McCartney was one -legged?

00:54:36.420 --> 00:54:40.659
No, his wife after Linda. And then they got divorced

00:54:40.659 --> 00:54:43.119
and she took him to courts and all kinds of shit.

00:54:43.340 --> 00:54:46.639
Took him to the bank. Yeah. Got herself a robo

00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:48.699
-leg. All right, let's talk about the bourbon.

00:54:51.380 --> 00:54:53.559
Yeah, we need to talk about this. This is our

00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:56.989
second helping of this one. This is... This is

00:54:56.989 --> 00:55:00.010
a store pick. Yeah, Total Wine. Yeah, Total Wine

00:55:00.010 --> 00:55:06.050
store pick. This is an Angel's Envy. I don't

00:55:06.050 --> 00:55:08.289
know what's... This is an Angel's Envy private

00:55:08.289 --> 00:55:11.030
selection single barrel. Yeah, it's not the standard

00:55:11.030 --> 00:55:12.889
stuff. Yeah, it's not the standard stuff. And,

00:55:12.949 --> 00:55:15.010
you know, I think the regular Angel's Envy is

00:55:15.010 --> 00:55:17.070
okay, but I think there's a lot of other better

00:55:17.070 --> 00:55:19.730
stuff out there. But this is a different beast.

00:55:19.769 --> 00:55:27.420
This is 105 .7 proof. Right. But to me, Not through

00:55:27.420 --> 00:55:30.639
the whole drink of it, but it drinks hotter than

00:55:30.639 --> 00:55:34.139
that for me. Yeah. Briefly. It is. But that's

00:55:34.139 --> 00:55:36.179
so strange. It's so brief. Anyway, go ahead.

00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:40.900
But it does. It's volatile. It's hot. It's caustic

00:55:40.900 --> 00:55:43.079
right off the bat. And like I said, it just falls

00:55:43.079 --> 00:55:47.139
off. But it makes it unpleasant. Yeah. It does

00:55:47.139 --> 00:55:50.639
have a good taste. It does have a good taste,

00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:54.360
but it's charged. This was, I think, our first

00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:56.869
bottle. Because we got a second bottle out there

00:55:56.869 --> 00:56:01.429
that we acquired that was stenciled during the

00:56:01.429 --> 00:56:04.269
last Total Wine tasting, the sampling we did.

00:56:04.510 --> 00:56:07.809
But it was a rye. A rye is great. This one, we'll

00:56:07.809 --> 00:56:10.530
get into. This one, like you said, there is some

00:56:10.530 --> 00:56:12.309
causticity to this. I don't know if that's a

00:56:12.309 --> 00:56:16.090
word or not, but it's harsh up front for me.

00:56:16.590 --> 00:56:19.389
But I don't think it's too harsh, and I think

00:56:19.389 --> 00:56:22.849
the sweet finish totally saves it. So I don't

00:56:22.849 --> 00:56:26.349
find it unpleasant. But I respect that. So this

00:56:26.349 --> 00:56:29.889
is Angel's Envy private barrel, single barrel,

00:56:30.130 --> 00:56:33.929
number 1555. A Kentucky straight bourbon finished

00:56:33.929 --> 00:56:37.650
in port wine barrels. And I won't say anything

00:56:37.650 --> 00:56:39.650
else just because we want to talk about the flavors

00:56:39.650 --> 00:56:42.690
and stuff. But that is what it is, though. It's

00:56:42.690 --> 00:56:46.829
barrel 1555. It's a select one. And the port

00:56:46.829 --> 00:56:48.610
wine barrels is making port. Because it does

00:56:48.610 --> 00:56:50.409
taste that. You can taste all of that in there.

00:56:50.429 --> 00:56:52.329
Yeah, you can taste the port wine. Yeah, it's

00:56:52.329 --> 00:56:55.599
not bad. You know, and we probably spent 75,

00:56:55.860 --> 00:56:58.619
80 bucks on this. We probably did. It's a bit

00:56:58.619 --> 00:57:02.139
pricey. But I'm not, I'm not, look. I like that

00:57:02.139 --> 00:57:05.250
it's different. Sometimes. Things are so kind

00:57:05.250 --> 00:57:07.909
of run -of -the -mill. I wish it were a little

00:57:07.909 --> 00:57:10.170
bit thicker. I wish it had a little bit more

00:57:10.170 --> 00:57:12.610
legs. It was more viscous -y. I wish that it

00:57:12.610 --> 00:57:14.909
had a little bit more leather, something to let

00:57:14.909 --> 00:57:17.530
it last a little bit longer. It just falls off

00:57:17.530 --> 00:57:19.829
the face of the earth and leaves like, if you

00:57:19.829 --> 00:57:21.449
know how you chew a piece of dentine gum and

00:57:21.449 --> 00:57:23.909
then you finish with the gum and you've got that

00:57:23.909 --> 00:57:28.269
flavor still left, it's just staunch. I don't

00:57:28.269 --> 00:57:30.190
even know if that's... Yeah, this, I pick up...

00:57:30.429 --> 00:57:34.210
A lot of bitter tobacco for me. Yeah. Like you're

00:57:34.210 --> 00:57:36.610
chewing on the tea leaves or something like that,

00:57:36.670 --> 00:57:39.170
the actual leaves. Yeah, that's what I pick up

00:57:39.170 --> 00:57:41.889
on this. Now, at the very finish, you can pick

00:57:41.889 --> 00:57:43.929
some sweetness up. It's a lot of sweetness. But

00:57:43.929 --> 00:57:47.849
the very first and then the palate, it's almost

00:57:47.849 --> 00:57:51.550
bitter to me. Yeah. At first, there's a blackberry

00:57:51.550 --> 00:57:56.150
jam. I don't get that at all. It's sweet. It's

00:57:56.150 --> 00:57:58.429
butterscotch right at the beginning. But then

00:57:58.429 --> 00:58:01.710
all of a sudden. Three to five seconds in, all

00:58:01.710 --> 00:58:03.909
hell breaks loose and starts attacking the tongue.

00:58:04.170 --> 00:58:05.869
And you're like, oh, my God, the sweetness has

00:58:05.869 --> 00:58:09.690
went away. This might be the first time I actually

00:58:09.690 --> 00:58:12.090
enjoy something you guys are shitting on. I'm

00:58:12.090 --> 00:58:14.829
not shitting on it. I'm just describing it. Yeah,

00:58:14.849 --> 00:58:16.969
no, it's very odd. But I think for the price.

00:58:16.969 --> 00:58:19.329
I've never had. Yes, there's your problem. The

00:58:19.329 --> 00:58:21.429
hundred bucks we paid for this, I expected it

00:58:21.429 --> 00:58:23.610
to be better. There's your problem. The price

00:58:23.610 --> 00:58:28.309
tag on it. 50, 60 bucks. It was really 100 bucks.

00:58:28.829 --> 00:58:31.250
That's what it said up there. Mr. Producer, do

00:58:31.250 --> 00:58:35.949
you have this on our spreadsheet? Yeah, but it's

00:58:35.949 --> 00:58:41.730
not filled. Oh. Okay. Nice. 105 proof. Okay.

00:58:41.829 --> 00:58:44.889
So it is 105 proof. There's a lot of good stuff

00:58:44.889 --> 00:58:47.750
out there for 105 proof. I'm going to give this

00:58:47.750 --> 00:58:51.210
a five and a half. Interesting. For me. All right.

00:58:51.289 --> 00:58:55.039
What say you, Sean? I'm going to let you, and

00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:57.059
I'm going to take another couple swigs off of

00:58:57.059 --> 00:58:59.599
this because I feel like I'm being unfair. You

00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:01.639
know, I think I'm being a little bit of a bitch

00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:04.380
about the overwhelming thing because it has a

00:59:04.380 --> 00:59:07.820
wonderful taste up front. It really does. And

00:59:07.820 --> 00:59:09.579
then all of a sudden it starts attacking with

00:59:09.579 --> 00:59:15.019
the heat. So here's kind of my take on the rating.

00:59:15.539 --> 00:59:21.300
To me, if it's a decent one that I enjoy, I have

00:59:21.300 --> 00:59:24.940
to give it a six or more. If I dip into the high

00:59:24.940 --> 00:59:27.500
fives, there's something wrong with it. There's

00:59:27.500 --> 00:59:29.360
something wrong with it for me. Right. So I'm

00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:32.679
actually going to go right there at 6061 because

00:59:32.679 --> 00:59:36.519
I don't find it unpleasant, but it's not for

00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:39.599
the price. I'm like, dude, we can destroy that

00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:43.400
for others in that price range. Right. I'm going

00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:46.619
to give it a 62, honestly, because it's not a

00:59:46.619 --> 00:59:49.380
five. Three minutes ago, I probably would have

00:59:49.380 --> 00:59:52.949
said five. I just took another big pull, and

00:59:52.949 --> 00:59:55.610
look, I know it sounds gross, but I had a lot

00:59:55.610 --> 00:59:58.889
of saliva, and I kind of dumbed it down a little

00:59:58.889 --> 01:00:02.250
bit, and I can truly taste the fruits, the cinnamon,

01:00:02.389 --> 01:00:06.809
the butterscotch. It's got that, if you can grab

01:00:06.809 --> 01:00:11.150
that harshness that pops in five seconds into

01:00:11.150 --> 01:00:14.610
that thing. That's the big thing. You got to

01:00:14.610 --> 01:00:16.289
figure that out. I don't know. I think we should

01:00:16.289 --> 01:00:18.949
get one of those little pipettes. Yeah, we need

01:00:18.949 --> 01:00:20.829
to get that. A little distilled water. Get some

01:00:20.829 --> 01:00:22.710
water up here. Oh, wow. That would probably make

01:00:22.710 --> 01:00:24.630
a big difference on this one. It would soften

01:00:24.630 --> 01:00:26.510
that, and then you guys could rave about all

01:00:26.510 --> 01:00:30.250
the leather and caramel. Yes. Leather to cherry.

01:00:30.369 --> 01:00:34.690
And cigar ash. Strap -ons. Just licking that

01:00:34.690 --> 01:00:39.489
ashtray. I get no strap -on from this. Yeah,

01:00:39.550 --> 01:00:43.539
I don't smell it. So you know what that tastes

01:00:43.539 --> 01:00:46.420
and smells like. So you know what that is, but

01:00:46.420 --> 01:00:49.860
then you don't get that. This isn't my strap

01:00:49.860 --> 01:00:52.219
-on. It doesn't taste or smell like my strap

01:00:52.219 --> 01:00:56.260
-on at all. Okay, wow. It's got that Scarborough

01:00:56.260 --> 01:01:00.699
Renaissance fair leather smell, you know? Okie

01:01:00.699 --> 01:01:04.039
dokie. My wench just brought this to me. So you

01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:09.179
went with a 6 .2? I'm on a 6 .2. 6 .2. Oh, okay.

01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:12.400
Wow, what's going on? Mr. Producer's writing

01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:17.659
in there. Keep going. He's having a seizure on

01:01:17.659 --> 01:01:19.860
the keyboard. Well, I guess we have 10 minutes

01:01:19.860 --> 01:01:22.000
left in this podcast. We have plenty to talk

01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:23.920
about, though. Plenty to talk about. All right,

01:01:23.920 --> 01:01:25.360
so we got through the deaths. That was an unfortunate

01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:27.980
week. What do we have on here? It says Steve

01:01:27.980 --> 01:01:29.539
Miller Band. What is that all about? Oh, dude.

01:01:30.059 --> 01:01:31.699
Yeah, let's talk about that one because that

01:01:31.699 --> 01:01:34.380
one I was like really laughing out loud when

01:01:34.380 --> 01:01:37.019
I read the article. Steve Miller Band, you know,

01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:40.000
what is he, 80? How old is he now? Yes. Yeah,

01:01:40.039 --> 01:01:42.780
he canceled his entire domestic tour. I don't

01:01:42.780 --> 01:01:44.699
know if it was a world tour, but he canceled

01:01:44.699 --> 01:01:47.739
his domestic tour because of climate change.

01:01:48.460 --> 01:01:51.960
He felt that the band and everybody, I guess,

01:01:51.980 --> 01:01:55.980
setting up the concerts and the fans, he even

01:01:55.980 --> 01:01:58.440
called out the fans and said that they would

01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:01.860
be in danger. Of what? Of just inclement. Of

01:02:01.860 --> 01:02:03.480
being at a Steve Miller band. Of what? Yeah,

01:02:03.559 --> 01:02:05.639
of being at a Steve Miller band. Of what? Like

01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:08.239
the oceans rising all of a sudden? It's the most

01:02:08.239 --> 01:02:13.409
ridiculous. He is an idiot. Yeah. I think the

01:02:13.409 --> 01:02:16.050
ticket sales didn't ramp up the way he thought.

01:02:16.449 --> 01:02:18.550
We've got to find a reason why we can't do this.

01:02:18.710 --> 01:02:23.070
Okay, is this the official statement? The calamitous

01:02:23.070 --> 01:02:25.090
weather of recent years has taken many lives,

01:02:25.190 --> 01:02:26.989
caused billions of dollars worth of damages,

01:02:27.030 --> 01:02:28.909
changed the climate and economies of countries

01:02:28.909 --> 01:02:31.130
all over the globe. But the Steve Biller Band,

01:02:31.429 --> 01:02:35.409
2000... 25 North America tour may be the first

01:02:35.409 --> 01:02:37.789
to be canceled due to the ongoing trend of climate

01:02:37.789 --> 01:02:40.449
change, indicating whether disasters induced

01:02:40.449 --> 01:02:44.190
by any, rather than any other single event. Do

01:02:44.190 --> 01:02:46.909
me a favor. Actually find his statement, if you

01:02:46.909 --> 01:02:49.559
can. I would love to hear his actual statement

01:02:49.559 --> 01:02:51.880
on why he canceled his tour. Because it's ridiculous.

01:02:52.219 --> 01:02:54.199
I don't even care. But you know what? This brings

01:02:54.199 --> 01:02:57.340
up the whole... There it is. The combination

01:02:57.340 --> 01:03:00.579
of extreme heat, unpredictable flooding, tornadoes,

01:03:00.579 --> 01:03:03.119
hurricanes, and massive forest fires. And fog.

01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:07.739
Make these risks for you, our audience, the band,

01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:10.860
and the crew unacceptable. He did not get the

01:03:10.860 --> 01:03:16.360
memo on the CO2 that the Earth has right now.

01:03:17.579 --> 01:03:19.960
You know, it's crazy when they come up with these

01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:22.679
statistics, and I don't remember them off the

01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:25.699
top of my head, but there is a micro fraction

01:03:25.699 --> 01:03:31.260
of the CO2 that was occurring 500 years ago as

01:03:31.260 --> 01:03:35.480
opposed to today. There is no change. None. Right.

01:03:35.519 --> 01:03:37.739
I know. None. So there's nothing that we're doing

01:03:37.739 --> 01:03:40.719
that's making a change. And nobody responded

01:03:40.719 --> 01:03:43.619
well to this. I don't think, I didn't hear about

01:03:43.619 --> 01:03:47.300
one person saying, good for you, you saved people.

01:03:47.539 --> 01:03:51.820
What almost sounds like he is the, you know,

01:03:51.900 --> 01:03:57.099
chicken little, the sky's falling, I can't go

01:03:57.099 --> 01:04:00.260
outside because, you know, fucking plane's going

01:04:00.260 --> 01:04:02.920
to crash on me kind of a thing. Right. You could

01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:05.380
die sitting at your sofa, something fall on you,

01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:07.519
or you can go outside and you get hit by a tornado.

01:04:07.619 --> 01:04:09.500
Very rare that it's going to happen. Yes, it

01:04:09.500 --> 01:04:12.019
does happen. But if you live your life like that,

01:04:12.039 --> 01:04:15.199
you're not going to live. But it's living your

01:04:15.199 --> 01:04:19.239
life like that, but you're living a lie. I blame

01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:24.340
the politicians. I blame this game, this game

01:04:24.340 --> 01:04:28.139
that people are playing. It's a grift. It's nonsense.

01:04:28.739 --> 01:04:30.559
It is total nonsense. And he's obviously bought

01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:32.860
into it, or he's looking for an out, like some

01:04:32.860 --> 01:04:35.000
other reason. I mean, he's too old. It would

01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:37.599
make sense. And look, if you had a lifestyle,

01:04:37.820 --> 01:04:41.980
he probably was kind of like, fuck, I have a

01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:44.840
40 -year -old girl. I'm 80 -something years old,

01:04:44.900 --> 01:04:47.519
and I got a 40 -year -old girl pleasuring me

01:04:47.519 --> 01:04:50.099
every single day, and I want to go and spend

01:04:50.099 --> 01:04:54.440
the next six months, year on tour and leave this.

01:04:54.940 --> 01:04:56.539
Why would I want to do that? I've got all the

01:04:56.539 --> 01:04:58.860
money in the world. Right. Why would I want to

01:04:58.860 --> 01:05:01.280
do that? I guess. I'll tell you what. I saw him

01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:04.420
maybe six to eight years ago with my brother

01:05:04.420 --> 01:05:10.480
-in -law, and he struggled. The only reason why

01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:12.719
they sounded as good as they did is because he

01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:16.079
had a young singer with him that totally carried

01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:18.460
him. Right. And I said that at the time. I was

01:05:18.460 --> 01:05:21.019
like, yeah, he's getting old. He can't hit the

01:05:21.019 --> 01:05:24.050
notes. So my recommendation would be. My recommendation

01:05:24.050 --> 01:05:26.590
to these bands that want a, and I'll say it,

01:05:26.630 --> 01:05:31.389
a severance kickoff. They need money. Go live.

01:05:31.510 --> 01:05:35.670
Just go to a studio, a local studio, and do a

01:05:35.670 --> 01:05:40.429
live performance. Do a badass live performance.

01:05:40.730 --> 01:05:43.110
And then just sell it. Sell it. You know what?

01:05:44.050 --> 01:05:45.909
They may, they may not. Well, they're not going

01:05:45.909 --> 01:05:47.730
to get the money they make by going to all those

01:05:47.730 --> 01:05:50.809
arenas. Of course not. But what it does is it

01:05:50.809 --> 01:05:53.380
at least puts them in the books. You know, and

01:05:53.380 --> 01:05:56.539
they can sell it. Look, if there are Steve Miller

01:05:56.539 --> 01:05:59.079
fans out there that will go to a concert and

01:05:59.079 --> 01:06:02.400
drop 50 bucks on a ticket, 100 bucks, 300 bucks,

01:06:02.480 --> 01:06:05.559
I don't know. They'll drop 20, 30, 40 bucks on

01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:09.130
a video of the whole concert. I wouldn't. I would.

01:06:09.250 --> 01:06:11.710
I'm not so sure. I'm not so sure. I think people

01:06:11.710 --> 01:06:14.369
crave the live experience, right? Actually being

01:06:14.369 --> 01:06:16.269
there. It's an excuse to go to the concert. Well,

01:06:16.269 --> 01:06:18.389
Larry Cuvion was here and he follows a band.

01:06:18.469 --> 01:06:20.769
I could see how he travels all over to go see

01:06:20.769 --> 01:06:23.130
this band. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Yeah.

01:06:23.170 --> 01:06:26.369
So, I mean, then at that point, then do a local

01:06:26.369 --> 01:06:28.309
concert right where you're at where you don't

01:06:28.309 --> 01:06:30.489
have to travel anywhere. Stop being a push -off.

01:06:30.769 --> 01:06:33.530
Or take a residency like you two or somebody

01:06:33.530 --> 01:06:36.380
did at the Sphere in Vegas and just... Hang around

01:06:36.380 --> 01:06:38.840
this air -conditioned awesome hall. Billy Joel

01:06:38.840 --> 01:06:41.980
played Madison Garden for years and years. He

01:06:41.980 --> 01:06:44.599
could play at the Windspear. Of course, Windy

01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:47.320
Star. Steve Miller is no Billy Joel, that's for

01:06:47.320 --> 01:06:52.260
sure. How many songs does he have? Eight? He's

01:06:52.260 --> 01:06:55.320
got quite a few. He's got quite a few, but the

01:06:55.320 --> 01:07:00.989
Joker. But it might have been two albums a long

01:07:00.989 --> 01:07:03.650
time ago. He hasn't done anything since that.

01:07:03.650 --> 01:07:07.210
I think the newest one that I recognize is Abracadabra.

01:07:07.309 --> 01:07:10.809
Yeah, Abracadabra, Jetliner, Fly Like an Eagle.

01:07:11.190 --> 01:07:12.829
Yeah, those are good songs, though. They're great

01:07:12.829 --> 01:07:14.610
songs. I love them. Well, we saw the Steve Miller

01:07:14.610 --> 01:07:16.469
cover band up at the Revel, and they were good.

01:07:16.670 --> 01:07:18.829
Yeah. They were better than the band that followed

01:07:18.829 --> 01:07:20.190
them, and I can't even remember what the band

01:07:20.190 --> 01:07:21.829
was that followed them, but the Steve Miller.

01:07:22.219 --> 01:07:23.980
Guys were good. Pretty good. They were funky

01:07:23.980 --> 01:07:26.280
and grooving and everything. It was good. It

01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:29.300
was good shit. He's got probably 10 hits, I would

01:07:29.300 --> 01:07:33.260
say. I'll list them. Abracadabra, Jetliner, Take

01:07:33.260 --> 01:07:36.159
the Money and Run, Rockin' and Me. Rockin' and

01:07:36.159 --> 01:07:38.659
Me. Jungle Love. Yeah, Fly Like an Eagle. Oh,

01:07:38.659 --> 01:07:40.940
there's a bunch. Living in the USA. Swingtown.

01:07:41.119 --> 01:07:43.780
Swingtown. That's a good one. Space Cowboy. The

01:07:43.780 --> 01:07:48.559
Steak. Yeah, so he's respectable. Very respectable.

01:07:49.099 --> 01:07:53.239
Mama, I'm coming home. Yeah, that was also Ozzy

01:07:53.239 --> 01:07:54.800
Osbourne. Where did that come from? Yeah, she

01:07:54.800 --> 01:07:57.039
kind of snuck in there, didn't she? What is that

01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:59.579
all about? What the hell? It's a list of Steve

01:07:59.579 --> 01:08:01.579
Miller band songs, and Mama, I'm coming home

01:08:01.579 --> 01:08:07.099
is by Ozzy is number 20. Stupid AI. That is crazy.

01:08:07.539 --> 01:08:10.099
So did Joe Walsh, Life's Been Good. That snuck

01:08:10.099 --> 01:08:12.199
in there somehow. Yeah, that snuck in too. Oh,

01:08:12.199 --> 01:08:14.320
that's the way it goes. Crazy train, too. All

01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:15.860
right, anyway. I don't want to take away from

01:08:15.860 --> 01:08:18.300
him other than the fact that it was really a

01:08:18.300 --> 01:08:22.500
totally emotional bullshit reason to cancel your

01:08:22.500 --> 01:08:24.600
concert. And I feel bad for the fans. I mean,

01:08:24.619 --> 01:08:26.880
the fans are pissed, I bet. Yeah, if they bought

01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:28.659
tickets and they're not getting reimbursed. Oh,

01:08:28.659 --> 01:08:31.060
yeah, they're getting reimbursed. whatever i

01:08:31.060 --> 01:08:33.800
don't personally care uh i personally think i

01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:37.960
wish i i you know film it put it on netflix get

01:08:37.960 --> 01:08:39.979
paid a little couple bucks move on with life

01:08:39.979 --> 01:08:42.539
you know yeah don't blame it on climate change

01:08:42.539 --> 01:08:45.760
you're in you're mostly inside come on now the

01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.479
extreme heat when you're here in dallas in august

01:08:48.479 --> 01:08:52.460
15th and you're 85 out there at starplex that'll

01:08:52.460 --> 01:08:55.130
suck I mean, we about died just sitting there.

01:08:55.130 --> 01:08:56.890
That's when you do the Canadian leg of your tour,

01:08:56.989 --> 01:09:00.270
I guess. Yeah. You don't schedule. Yeah, it's

01:09:00.270 --> 01:09:03.029
unsafe for the fans. When you're 70, 80 years

01:09:03.029 --> 01:09:08.029
old, you don't schedule Texas in the summer months.

01:09:08.109 --> 01:09:09.590
Yeah, because, I mean, literally, it's unsafe

01:09:09.590 --> 01:09:10.869
for the fans. It's kind of like the World of

01:09:10.869 --> 01:09:14.010
Whiskeys event. Oh, did that ever happen? It

01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:16.930
did. Yeah, we didn't go to it. No, because it

01:09:16.930 --> 01:09:19.869
was outside. It was outside. Actually, it wasn't

01:09:19.869 --> 01:09:23.090
actually horrible weather. That was on the night

01:09:23.090 --> 01:09:26.789
that Chuck and I... Actually, it was not. It

01:09:26.789 --> 01:09:29.069
was Sunday, but it was that weekend. My point

01:09:29.069 --> 01:09:31.010
was it wasn't blistering hot. Right, but you

01:09:31.010 --> 01:09:34.510
know what? There's another band that plays where

01:09:34.510 --> 01:09:37.210
the fans are... It's dangerous for the fans,

01:09:37.270 --> 01:09:41.920
and it's Coldplay. Really, really dangerous.

01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:45.159
That was ridiculous. Yeah, the kiss cam. That

01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:47.779
blew up so fast. Oh, my God. Did we have any

01:09:47.779 --> 01:09:50.380
audio of when that happened, of when he said

01:09:50.380 --> 01:09:54.010
that? Because that was funny as shit. Well, I

01:09:54.010 --> 01:09:57.010
think. I feel bad for him. I actually did, too.

01:09:57.130 --> 01:09:58.989
And my coworkers were like, fuck that. You play

01:09:58.989 --> 01:10:01.350
silly games, you win silly prizes. I get that.

01:10:01.529 --> 01:10:05.350
But no one should have to go through that. So

01:10:05.350 --> 01:10:08.069
brutal. The memes that have come out of that

01:10:08.069 --> 01:10:12.590
have been just monstrous. Yeah. And they're both

01:10:12.590 --> 01:10:15.350
married. Oh, they're both married? Yes. I thought

01:10:15.350 --> 01:10:19.329
she was single. Well, that's actually inconclusive.

01:10:19.350 --> 01:10:21.829
But what I researched was that they were both

01:10:21.829 --> 01:10:26.039
married. And they both have kids. I mean, but

01:10:26.039 --> 01:10:28.920
she doesn't have kids with her current husband.

01:10:28.979 --> 01:10:30.539
I would imagine they're going through a divorce.

01:10:32.779 --> 01:10:43.439
Oh, no. They were like, it was at this moment.

01:10:44.670 --> 01:10:47.670
Oh, you can just see the look on their faces.

01:10:47.850 --> 01:10:52.609
This is like, oh, oh, the panic. Yes. Well, he

01:10:52.609 --> 01:10:57.060
quit. Oh, no. He resigned. His board said, yeah,

01:10:57.119 --> 01:10:59.119
you're done. Yeah, he resigned. And I'm sure

01:10:59.119 --> 01:11:01.319
she's gone as well. She's on sabbatical or something

01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:04.680
like that. And so she's like the HR director.

01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:06.500
What does she do? She walked in the office and

01:11:06.500 --> 01:11:08.539
had a conversation with herself? Right. You're

01:11:08.539 --> 01:11:10.579
fired. Oh, by the way, you need to take a sabbatical.

01:11:10.579 --> 01:11:12.619
Very important. By the way, you're fired. And

01:11:12.619 --> 01:11:15.380
the company was Astronomy? What is this? What's

01:11:15.380 --> 01:11:18.020
the company? It's an AI company. Oh, it is? Oh,

01:11:18.060 --> 01:11:21.039
we should have a funny AI story. We should save

01:11:21.039 --> 01:11:22.140
it for the second half, of course. We're going

01:11:22.140 --> 01:11:23.159
to wrap it up. We're going to work it in real

01:11:23.159 --> 01:11:29.680
quick. Okay. Hey, good topic. We have a lot more

01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:31.939
in the second half. Oh, dude, we are jam -packed.

01:11:33.119 --> 01:11:36.399
Just talk. Oh, my God, I got gas. You're emotional.

01:11:36.979 --> 01:11:39.819
You're emotional. You have gas? I'm holding it

01:11:39.819 --> 01:11:43.399
in because I'm trying to be nice. It's the, God

01:11:43.399 --> 01:11:46.180
bless, it's the third week. It's July 24th. That

01:11:46.180 --> 01:11:49.640
is amazing. One week left until August. We're

01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:52.880
five months away from Christmas Eve. Look at

01:11:52.880 --> 01:11:54.399
you, already thinking about Christmas. Oh, I

01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:57.119
love Christmas. Do you? That's what he's doing.

01:11:57.140 --> 01:11:59.140
I was going to buy all my kids gifts, but fuck

01:11:59.140 --> 01:12:05.859
that. Well, you know, it wasn't because of Christmas.

01:12:06.020 --> 01:12:08.170
It was like getting the kids gifts. I'll never

01:12:08.170 --> 01:12:10.770
forget that. You led into that so great. I can't

01:12:10.770 --> 01:12:12.590
wait for Christmas. It's my favorite. Fuck that.

01:12:12.970 --> 01:12:14.909
I love it, man. I love the whole time of year.

01:12:15.050 --> 01:12:16.670
All right. July 24th. Thank you, Mr. Producer,

01:12:16.789 --> 01:12:18.449
for staying on top of this nice little lineup

01:12:18.449 --> 01:12:21.829
you did of the songs, et cetera. I need something

01:12:21.829 --> 01:12:24.489
to cut that. Yeah. Dudes, I got something. I'm

01:12:24.489 --> 01:12:26.750
Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Joe. We got to get out

01:12:26.750 --> 01:12:27.630
of here. Quick.