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Oh, yeah. Second half. Is that your walkie -talkie?

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Yeah, that's the... What an asshole. Remember

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that movie, Convoy? Convoy. Was that with...

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Jerry Reed. It's awful. Oh, that one. Yeah, the

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way back when. I recently heard the song because

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I had never really heard it before. It's awful.

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Yes. Well, there's two. It's awful. He was the

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trucker in Smoking the Bandit. It goes on forever,

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and it's really painful, that song. You know

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what also is painful? The fact that we are on

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the second half, coincidentally, of 2025. We

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are. Effective today. Officially, yeah. What

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is the halfway point? What is the halfway day?

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I know month -wise. July 1st. Is it? I don't

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know if that's correct. I mean, if you're going

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to divide the days. If you're doing months, yes,

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we've finished six months, but February only

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has 28 days. You know, it's so weird. So you

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need to be exact. The whole calendar is jacked

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up. July 2nd, so tomorrow. If you think about

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it, you know. Why is the calendar divided up

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into what it is? Blame the Romans. It was the

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Romans, but it should be four weeks. I mean,

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it's so fucked up. Yes, we should have four,

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what is it, 52 divided by four? 13 months. Yeah.

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Why do they fuck that up? It's so stupid. 13's

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a bad number. Do you want to know the exact halfway

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point? July 2nd. July 2nd. At noon. Yes. Noon

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tomorrow. July 2nd at noon. Okay. All right,

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well, it's July 1st for the second half of the

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podcast. As we're almost encroaching the second

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half of 2025, we've got probably about 14 hours,

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right? Still Canada Day. 15 hours. It's still

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Canada Day. Well, it is. It is. I'm Sean. I'm

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Paul. I'm Jeff. Jackie Mack. Jeff was alive and

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well for this. I was. I did not stroke. Yes.

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Yes. Hallelujah. Canada Day. What was she asking

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for? You were like really in depth with that.

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Oh, no. My wife just texted me right at the same

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time you did that, so I looked, and there was

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a pregnant pause. Totally. I'm Sean. I'm Paul.

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Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp. Crickets. Yeah, total

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cricket. We got a jam -packed second half of

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the Dudes Like Us podcast. If you're wondering

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what we are all about, well, we are three dudes

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that hung out. for a very long time as friends.

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And we decided it was going to be a fun idea

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to pick up some stuff and start. People were

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like, you should do a podcast. So we started

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doing it. Just kind of randomly picked up some

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pieces of microphones and speakers and started

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putting it all together. The chemistry that the

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dudes like us guys have, we're all from different

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parts of the world. We just, you know, we kind

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of figured it out. Paul, we all have different

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frequencies. Jeff has a very deep voice and Paul's

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got the very high tenor. So I don't have like

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big. Amen. Adam's apple? I don't know why. What

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are you talking about? That's ridiculous that

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you say that, Sean. I don't understand that at

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all. He has a very effeminate voice is what you're

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saying. I didn't say that. I don't believe that.

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What an asshole. High energy. Oh, shit, man.

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It's obviously the second half. Check us out

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on Instagram and Facebook, dudeslikeus -podcast,

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or if you're checking out some of the shrag that

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we have, you can go to Instagram or Facebook.

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for woodcraft. There's some stuff that you can

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get there. Keychains, refrigerator magnets, or

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some harpoons. Maybe some bow and arrows. Some

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big whale bone harpoons. Ivory -tipped harpoons.

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We're crafting our own dudes like us. Ivory -tipped

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sounds exciting. I've harvested some elephant

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trunks lately, or tusks. None of it was poached

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illegally. Okay, so... You know, I got to tell

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you, today started off kind of weed whacked for

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me, man. You know, well, actually, I was getting

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ready. Normal thing, right? I like to go and

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do my, I'm a guy, I'm a creature of habit. I

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have to do things, I'm very OCD. I have to do

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things a certain way. Or I'm like Rain Man. I'm

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just like, hey, Judge Wapney, Judge Wapney. And

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I'm freaking just like banging my head against

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the door. So this morning, you know, I'm brushing

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my teeth and I've got my phone. I'm watching

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Fox News and I'm doing my, I get a phone call,

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right? And I'm discombobulated. Oh, I've got

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to answer the phone because it was like someone

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I recognized and it was important. And I dropped

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my fracking phone in the sink. And water's like

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just pummeling it. Not just on the phone itself,

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but right into the orifice where you stick your

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dick. Yes. Whoa. What just happened here? Whoa.

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Okay, we were talking about cell phones. Just

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took a turn. Okay. Back on track. So walk us

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through your morning routine again? I was brushing

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my teeth. Yeah. And the water was running. Here's

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where that stare comes in. The water was running.

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It was. Oh, my gosh. And something about the

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orifice. Wow. I think my dick hole is bigger

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than that hole. That was too far. Too far. So,

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I mean, look. So, immediately, I'm like a frazzle.

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I just take the phone. I'm like, shit. I got

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to all stop. All systems down. I stop brushing

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my teeth. Set the toothbrush. I got to. toothpaste

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coming down my mouth. I don't give a shit. Take

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my phone out. I got the towel out. You're panicking,

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yeah. I'm not panicking. But look, and the reason

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where I'm going with it, it turns out my phone's

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okay. I had some challenges. I'm going to have

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to get probably a new phone because there were

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some issues with the processing speed today because

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I had to do my job, which requires, in some circumstances,

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taking pictures. And the pictures, the camera

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itself, it would freeze. And I have to hold it

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there for like two, three seconds before it unfreezes.

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And I'm not sure if that's something that will

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go away. I may have fried something. I don't

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know. But I do know that I'm going to go home

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tonight and I'm going to download everything

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I have on here just to make sure that everything's

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safe, that I'm going to go get a new fucking

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phone because I can't. This just brings it up.

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This is how important phones are in our everyday

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life now. And I know Jeff doesn't share that.

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God bless them. You know, that is awesome because

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you're in an environment with your work and life

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balance where that's not an issue with you. Most

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of the people on the planet, they're tied in

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with so many different components. Even when

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I was working and I had all my work on my phone,

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if my phone crapped out, I'd get on in the morning

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and say, hey, my phone's dead. You can't reach

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me. There may be a delay. I'd let all my guys

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know. I have to charge it. Right. And I would

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let them know. And I'd be like, you know, it's

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going to be. It went dead. I don't know what

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happened. You know, I'm trying to get it to work.

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Otherwise, I'll get the new phone in the next

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day or two kind of a thing. Right. Now, I know

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there's other jobs that are much more dependent

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on their phones. But, you know, I did a lot of

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work on that. You know, when I was, I'd log off

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at the, you know, 5, 6 o 'clock. Doesn't mean

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work stopped. I'd sit there. On the sofa, and

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I'd work on my phone. Yep. Checking email. But

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there's a different layer, different levels of

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the dependencies that these funds work as one

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aspect. You have the dopamine effect. You've

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got entertainment value. The death roll. You

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know, the social media stuff where you just sit

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there and just purge. You know, just one after

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another. You've got, you know, I listen to everything.

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I listen to podcasts. I listen to the news. There's

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everything. Your phone, how many hours out of

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the day do you do something on your phone? A

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lot of it is reading books. I read my book. Escapism.

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Well, I think, again, I don't do the social media

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thing, so I don't get stuck on that, but I do

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get stuck on reading my book. I do that a lot.

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So most of my time is sitting there reading my

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book. Well, that's a good reason. But it's still

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a reason. And that's what I'm getting at is that

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we've become dependent on these little freaking

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devices. But I can do away with that. I can go

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buy the book. Yeah. I mean, again, you can, but

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you're not the general population. You are a

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small, blessed faction that I wish I could be.

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So I'll do an example. How many people could

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go on vacation for a week and leave their phone

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at home? I would love to. I could. How many people

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could do that? I would love to. I'd love to,

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but I can't because I have responsibilities that

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require me to check things. Let's say your work

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said, absolutely not, you will not work at all.

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I will leave my phone behind. You would, and

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you would still be okay. And you would still

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be okay. Gone. So yours is 100 % workable. That's

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one thing that the VP I reported to was really

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good at. He was like, if you're on vacation,

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I don't want to hear from you. You're not going

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to hear from me. You're on your personal time.

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Don't think about work. So I could have left

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my phone at home. How many years ago? That is

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just not the way. That was back in 2017. Yeah,

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2017. That's a long time ago. It is. Everything

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has changed. There's just a certain level of

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expectation. And mine is not just work. I think

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you have to set those expectations. I think you're

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lucky if you get to set those. I think a lot

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of those, I think a lot of these businesses progress

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and they go up the evolution ladder. You get

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these bean counters that go in and describe what

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Jackie is saying. Jackie, go on. Oh. Oh, did

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we distract you in the middle of the text? I'm

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still. I'm still negotiating with my daughter.

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You're still looking at boots with your... No,

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we're not looking at boots anymore. We're talking

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about money. She needs money. You know, that's

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how that... But, you know, I think the demand

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for most businesses now, it's just like, you

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know, there are smart people out there that are

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working with these different businesses. I don't

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want to say smart, but there's a system out there

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with businesses that are designed to bean count

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and not use bean counters because they just...

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grunch up every penny that a business does and

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they try to trim the fat here and there and they

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start having higher expectations and you're right

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it was easier five years ago 10 years ago than

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it is right now because of technology because

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of ai because of all these you know kpis you

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know with work i had all that bullshit it's just

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different now how I haven't been out of work

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that long. No, I'm just saying from five years

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or ten years ago, KPIs didn't exist for me. They

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did for me, my entire career. Well, I don't think

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that... Let's get back on track, because I liked

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where you were going initially. You were talking

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about how important our phones are to us. Correct.

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So let's carve out the work side of it. I think

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if we have a job... Every job's different. Yeah,

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every job is different. And let's take the work

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part out of it because I think some of us have

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jobs where we have to be attached to the phone

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because of work. I see Sean's. Yeah, I do too.

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You have to be attached to your phone at work.

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So let's remove the work aspect. How many people

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in this world can literally... go on a vacation

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and be totally fine leaving their phone behind.

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I would have abandoned my phone. Just from a

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personal perspective. I don't even believe that.

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Yeah, Jack Mack, what do you got? I got a, that's

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a no -go for everyone. So if you just look at

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just how... As long as I have a camera. Okay,

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so back to the phone. So if you look at, let's

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use just teenagers right now. I saw prom pictures

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and prom just details and photos. And every photo

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has every kid holding their phone. Absolutely.

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They're gripping it. Yep. You know, we're all

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gripping it. And I do use my phone for work a

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lot. But I probably use where my phone says,

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hey, girl, you spent nine hours. On your phone

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doing something that is social media, some type

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of engagement. It lines it out. You've spent

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X amount of time using this app. So it lines

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up like the top three or four or five amount

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of times that you spent with different apps.

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And it says, hey, you spent 18 hours looking

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at Netflix in the last week. And it goes right

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down the line. Yeah, yeah. And it's not even

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weekly. So mine gives me a daily report. Yeah,

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mine's daily as well. Yeah, mine's daily. And

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it lets me know. You haven't cleaned the garage

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in four years. You haven't cleaned your garage

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in four years, but you spent 72 hours this week

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on social media. On nothing. On stupid stuff.

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Frankly, it's sad. It's degrading. I could easily

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go back to a time without cell phones. I have

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no problem for that. Yeah, I agree. I wish I

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could, unfortunately. Well, we're not going to.

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I can't. I think I'm an oddity because I don't...

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do that shit. I mean, there's a couple things

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on there. If I watch TV, I'll research something

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because I want to know. I don't think that's

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right. Let me go research it. So you don't get

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your news source from your phone, apparently.

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Like news. Well, I do. I look at Fox News or

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something. That's my biggest thing. 95 % is checking

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out news and I go to different news sites one

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after another. I get on in the morning and then

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maybe I'll get on later at night. The whole spirit

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of this phone conversation is addiction. I bring

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it to the dopamine addiction because it is. It's

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dopamine. It doesn't matter if it's news, social

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media, books, whatever it is. Instant information.

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I'm sitting here. I've got five minutes to spare.

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I'm going to read a book. I've got five minutes

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to spare. I'm going to do Instagram. I've got

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five minutes. I'm going to do this. I'm going

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to do that. It's there. It is crazy. I freaking

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freaked out. I remember the last time I damaged

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my phone for whatever reason it was. Immediately

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go to the store and immediately buy another one.

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The amount of money. The thought of going with

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no phone for two days is like, okay, that's not

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going to work. That's a fairly new phone too,

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isn't it? It is fairly new. Do you have insurance?

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Excuse me. I do have insurance. That doesn't

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usually cover water damage. It can. It does,

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but you can get a refurbished phone, but at a

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certain point, I don't even subscribe to that

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kind of crap. I'll buy a new phone because with

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what I do, I know a specific phone that I want.

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I have to have a phone that has a great camera,

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and I need a phone that I can read documents.

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And I find that the older that I get, the more

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my eyes need that. Unlike Paul. They need to

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be able to see font, you know? Unlike Paul who

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can read from across the room. I mean, I can

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read that too, but the point is when you're in

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the car and you're, you know, they have a phone

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that looks just like a regular phone, but you

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open it up and all of a sudden it's like a double

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the size. It's like big, yeah. And so I'm looking

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at getting that and at first I was kind of like,

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yeah, you know, I don't want that. Well, you

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know what? It's for what I do. It's worth it.

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We'll work. No. That sucks. They won't cover

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part of it? Well, okay. So with my job, they

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pay X amount of dollars a month for phone. Oh,

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that's nice. And they pay X amount of dollars

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a month for allowance for cars. That's nice.

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That's nice. Yeah. So do they pay? Yeah, they

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will. Okay. But it's indirect. It's part of that.

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It's not like you go buy it and go, all right,

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I just spent $1 ,200. Here's my submission. Yeah,

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I'm probably going to spend right around there

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to get what I want. That's crazy. But that's

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what we all pay. I mean, honest to goodness,

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we have a computer in our pocket. We do. And

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it's super dependent. I mean, look, these things

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are amazing, and we spend so much time on it,

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doing whatever it is that we're doing. We spend

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so much time on it. We're listening to music.

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I mean, there's so much that it does. I think

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it's also added to some of the challenges. the

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world today, especially, I think it's generational

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as well. I think they're young kids, like you

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mentioned, the proms and the high school, and

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maybe even our kids. I think our kids may have

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been on the outside of it, but I think these

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kids, these Gen Z folks, they have a hard time.

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interacting with people yes because they're in

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their phones so much and they're not having conversations

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with humans yeah they think that that's relationship

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right so but they don't know any different so

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that's kind of their point of reference ours

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has been all along we get together and we hang

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out and we talk to each other and i'd rather

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do that i'd rather put my phone to the side any

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day and have a conversation and sit in a room

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with people Yeah. Right. That's not how I remember

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before FaceTime, seeing the kids in the mall

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all sitting on the benches. Oh, yeah. Oh, texting

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each other. Yeah. Texting each other. Not talking.

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Sitting right next to him. Yeah, but I remember

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like going to the mall when we were younger to.

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Search for women, girls, I should say. The opposite

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sex of our age. Now it's just completely different.

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We spoke about this a couple podcasts ago, the

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Kessler syndrome. A part of me hopes Kessler

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syndrome is satellites in space. catastrophically

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happen out there, it would block the signals

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from being able to be transferred. Basically,

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it's a chain reaction. The satellites, if one

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breaks, they... It would destroy all the satellites.

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So that would disrupt a lot of what we got going

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on with the phones. And I'm thinking, fuck, man,

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that might be good. Can you imagine having us

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fucked up for six months? And what that would

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do? We would start eating each other. I don't

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know. We didn't do a really great job. Well,

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the Kessler syndrome is 20 to 30 years minimum.

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Oh. Well, I think that - To fix all that? Yes.

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I think that what it would do is it would open

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up opportunity for some of these addictions to

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subside. And people would start doing - Looking

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at each other and talking? Yeah. I think that,

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yes. I think it'd be a positive thing. But I

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tell you - And Texas just passed cell phones

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are no longer allowed in the classroom in school.

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Yeah, I like that. I just heard that too. How

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are they going to do that? They got to keep them

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in their bags, I guess. I don't know. No, I think

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they have to check them in when they walk into

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the classroom. You probably have a spot for it.

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So you turn it in and check it in. That's what

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I asked my wife. She's a teacher. I was like,

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what's the solution? Because Frisco was actually

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already looking at doing this. Talking about

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it, I think Richardson has already implemented

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something. And I told her, I was like, I think

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the best way is for each class to have like a

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cubby. Yep. And each kid is assigned a number.

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Your first day, you have slot one. Every day,

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you stick your phone in there. Boom. That's exactly

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what it is. They would lose their shit. I just

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did an inspection. Oh, it's going to happen.

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It needs to happen. I just did an inspection

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at a property last week, and that's exactly what

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they had, what Jeff described. There was a piece

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of fabric on the wall, and on the wall, there

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were these little pockets, and there were like

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50 of them. And you go in there, and you put

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your shit in there, and you go down, and the

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kids will sit there at their desk, and they've

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got their watch, and they're like. Right. Because

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they're Bluetoothing straight to it, so they're

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going to beat the system. They're always going

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to beat the system. They'll have a pair of Samsung

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glasses, and they'll be recording shit. If I

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was a teacher, I'd be like, you can keep your

00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:04.279
watches, but if I see you use it, your watch

00:20:04.279 --> 00:20:06.960
is going in there with it. God, that would drive

00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:09.740
me nuts as a teacher. Well, the thing is... To

00:20:09.740 --> 00:20:11.740
have them not just be distracted the whole damn

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time. Well, the thing is, it's out of the teachers.

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It's state law now. Yeah, it should be. So now

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it's easy for these districts who wanted to do

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this anyway because the parents were actually

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the ones who were bitching the most. Well, how

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am I going to be able to get a hold of my kid

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at 1 o 'clock on a school day? Well, do you need

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to? Well, you reach out to the school. Yeah.

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How did your parents do it when you were in school?

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Yeah, they put smoke signals. You know? 100%.

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You don't need to get hold of your kid at 24

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hours a day. You raise a great point. So we were

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the first generation of parents to try to figure

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out how are we going to handle the technology

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with our little kids? Like, when do we introduce

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them to the iPod and then the iPad? And when

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do we get them their first phone, right? And

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everybody was hunkering down and being like,

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no way, I'm not going to let them have a phone

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until, you know, their blah, blah, blah, blah

00:21:01.700 --> 00:21:04.930
age, right? But then... The age where they start

00:21:04.930 --> 00:21:08.369
going over to a friend's house or they go out

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with friends. Maybe they're driving now. They're

00:21:10.650 --> 00:21:13.450
16, 17 years old. And suddenly the parents are

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like, I need to know where they are. I need to

00:21:16.170 --> 00:21:19.250
make sure that if they're in an accident, they

00:21:19.250 --> 00:21:22.609
can call me. And then suddenly they cave. And

00:21:22.609 --> 00:21:25.190
they're like, okay, you can have a phone because

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I need to know where you are. I think there's

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a couple things going on that kind of play into

00:21:30.569 --> 00:21:33.750
that. And I think the times are different. I

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think there is... Is that my phone going off

00:21:35.950 --> 00:21:38.470
nonstop? I apologize if that's making a noise.

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It's waterlogged. Is it beeping? It's beeping,

00:21:42.849 --> 00:21:45.369
and I'm trying to shut it off. So my point is

00:21:45.369 --> 00:21:49.869
that 15, 20 years ago, times were different.

00:21:50.170 --> 00:21:53.410
I don't know if it's the fact that we have the

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news that we do now where everything is reported.

00:21:57.250 --> 00:22:01.329
I think it is. This child just got kidnapped,

00:22:01.529 --> 00:22:05.269
and then we're... We're more informed of what's

00:22:05.269 --> 00:22:07.650
going on at the time of something that occurred,

00:22:07.809 --> 00:22:10.509
you know, 1 ,500 miles away. Is that the reason?

00:22:10.650 --> 00:22:14.250
Or is it the, you know, I don't know. In my opinion,

00:22:14.309 --> 00:22:19.089
yes, because it's 24 -7 news. 20 years ago, it

00:22:19.089 --> 00:22:22.170
was still 24 -7 news 20 years ago. Yeah. But

00:22:22.170 --> 00:22:24.430
it wasn't on your phone, so you weren't seeing

00:22:24.430 --> 00:22:28.339
it 30 times a day. Absolutely. It's freaking

00:22:28.339 --> 00:22:31.420
parents out. And I think the bad shit has always

00:22:31.420 --> 00:22:33.519
happened. You just didn't know about it. And

00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:35.299
when we were kids, we didn't give a shit, so

00:22:35.299 --> 00:22:38.140
we never paid attention to that anyway. Our parents

00:22:38.140 --> 00:22:40.839
basically, get out of the house, it's 8 a .m.,

00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:42.420
I don't want to see you until dinner kind of

00:22:42.420 --> 00:22:44.740
a thing. Absolutely. That's the way my parents

00:22:44.740 --> 00:22:46.450
were. They're like, get out. Go play. Make a

00:22:46.450 --> 00:22:48.250
peanut butter and jelly sandwich, wrap it in

00:22:48.250 --> 00:22:50.470
tinfoil, get yourself something to drink and

00:22:50.470 --> 00:22:51.650
get out of here. But now it's different. It's

00:22:51.650 --> 00:22:54.950
complemented with a bunch of THC products, vapes.

00:22:55.289 --> 00:22:58.890
But the thing is, that's our generation that's

00:22:58.890 --> 00:23:02.410
doing that to their kids. Yeah. So I think that's

00:23:02.410 --> 00:23:06.470
weird that we had free reign to do whatever the

00:23:06.470 --> 00:23:09.910
fuck we wanted. Now we're the helicopter parents.

00:23:10.069 --> 00:23:13.309
Yeah. Completely opposite to that. But we knew

00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:16.609
what we did, so we don't necessarily know what

00:23:16.609 --> 00:23:18.930
we did. Well, I know what I did, and I expect

00:23:18.930 --> 00:23:20.549
my boys to do the same. And they've done some

00:23:20.549 --> 00:23:22.750
of the things that I've done, right? And I know

00:23:22.750 --> 00:23:25.690
it. And they survived. Yeah, and the wife gets

00:23:25.690 --> 00:23:27.569
upset. I was like, I did it too kind of a thing,

00:23:27.630 --> 00:23:29.230
but she doesn't like to hear that. So do you

00:23:29.230 --> 00:23:31.390
guys think it's a more dangerous world today

00:23:31.390 --> 00:23:33.789
than it was when we were kids? I think it's different

00:23:33.789 --> 00:23:36.410
dangerous. I think this poses a lot of danger.

00:23:36.430 --> 00:23:39.930
I agree. That there's a lot of predators on this.

00:23:40.069 --> 00:23:43.190
The phone, yeah. that people didn't have access

00:23:43.190 --> 00:23:47.490
to 20 years ago. We're putting ourselves at risk

00:23:47.490 --> 00:23:50.250
because of the phone. Well, I also think because

00:23:50.250 --> 00:23:53.109
of that phone technology, I think that there

00:23:53.109 --> 00:23:55.930
are more predators out there. There could be.

00:23:56.450 --> 00:24:00.170
It's like scratching the surface on something

00:24:00.170 --> 00:24:02.349
and it exposes. It's kind of like, oh, man, I

00:24:02.349 --> 00:24:04.730
can get away with this. And by the way, now I've

00:24:04.730 --> 00:24:07.119
got a fever. that I've got an itch that I have

00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:09.960
to scratch. You could be right on that, that

00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:12.539
someone who may not have been exposed to whatever

00:24:12.539 --> 00:24:14.740
now has it in the palm of their hand. They're

00:24:14.740 --> 00:24:15.440
like, well, I really like this. It's like you

00:24:15.440 --> 00:24:18.920
never know you're an alcoholic until you start

00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:21.339
drinking a lot. You're saying, okay, so there's

00:24:21.339 --> 00:24:23.559
always been pedophiles, right? There's always

00:24:23.559 --> 00:24:27.180
been evil people that have sick tendencies. And

00:24:27.180 --> 00:24:33.289
so before phones, it wasn't as accessible. wasn't

00:24:33.289 --> 00:24:35.490
always feeding their, you know, right in their

00:24:35.490 --> 00:24:37.150
face, feeding it. Chuck, what do you look at

00:24:37.150 --> 00:24:38.529
their face for? I'm just saying they were priests

00:24:38.529 --> 00:24:43.650
before. Oh, that's a flag. No, but it's kind

00:24:43.650 --> 00:24:45.950
of true. Ask the Catholic people in Boston about

00:24:45.950 --> 00:24:48.029
that. I know, I know, I know. But I'm just saying,

00:24:48.130 --> 00:24:50.390
okay, so what you're saying is now with the phones,

00:24:50.650 --> 00:24:54.049
yeah. I mean, now not only can they get access

00:24:54.049 --> 00:24:57.809
to things that they couldn't so easily, but it's

00:24:57.809 --> 00:25:00.730
a particular. girl or boy that they can follow.

00:25:01.390 --> 00:25:04.690
That's where it gets really scary. They can get

00:25:04.690 --> 00:25:07.089
on Instagram or Facebook and they can see that

00:25:07.089 --> 00:25:10.630
kid. I know when our kids were coming up, Kik

00:25:10.630 --> 00:25:12.650
was the big one. I don't know if Kik still exists.

00:25:13.549 --> 00:25:17.490
What is Kik? Kik was a messaging social media

00:25:17.490 --> 00:25:19.349
thing back when our kids were in middle school.

00:25:19.650 --> 00:25:23.980
The kids used it to talk. Then all the pedos

00:25:23.980 --> 00:25:26.619
got on it and started contacting these kids.

00:25:26.660 --> 00:25:28.500
So I went out and I deleted it from my kids.

00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:29.799
I was like, that's not on your phone anymore.

00:25:30.019 --> 00:25:34.240
I deleted it. And they bitched and moaned and

00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:36.220
they figured something else out to how they could

00:25:36.220 --> 00:25:38.160
talk. Well, just like Snapchat. I'm convinced

00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:42.160
Snapchat was designed by pervs. For pervs. To

00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:45.339
go in and take a picture of something and then...

00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:50.700
No, it goes away. Think about it. young men and

00:25:50.700 --> 00:25:54.059
women are being told that they can take a picture

00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:55.759
of themselves, send it to somebody, but it's

00:25:55.759 --> 00:25:58.480
going to go away. That's Hillary Clinton's thing.

00:25:58.579 --> 00:26:01.559
It's going to go away. And it's anonymous. And

00:26:01.559 --> 00:26:04.019
Hillary Clinton endorsed that. I'm like, dude,

00:26:04.099 --> 00:26:07.700
it was designed by a perv. For that reason. Grapevine.

00:26:07.819 --> 00:26:10.059
Was it Grapevine or it was Vines? Vines. Vines

00:26:10.059 --> 00:26:12.099
was, Vines when it first came out was kind of

00:26:12.099 --> 00:26:15.359
fun and then it turned into Sexpot. Yeah, I was

00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.400
just like, what the fuck is going on? And my

00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:18.839
kids have that. I was like, oh, hell no. I don't

00:26:18.839 --> 00:26:20.640
even know what that is. It's just, it was like

00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:22.460
Instagram. It was before Instagram. It was like

00:26:22.460 --> 00:26:26.259
TikTok. The predecessor. Little videos. It's

00:26:26.259 --> 00:26:28.660
just like, look, our kids are exposed. They already

00:26:28.660 --> 00:26:31.220
know. I mean, they were doing things that I had

00:26:31.220 --> 00:26:33.180
no idea. Like, they have video games out there

00:26:33.180 --> 00:26:38.329
and there was one where, What is Grand Turismo?

00:26:38.410 --> 00:26:40.309
No, no, no. Grand Theft Auto or something like

00:26:40.309 --> 00:26:42.349
that. Wow. All right. That one they have like

00:26:42.349 --> 00:26:46.809
raping women and then you go around and they've

00:26:46.809 --> 00:26:48.750
got things that you beat people up. You can pick

00:26:48.750 --> 00:26:50.789
up a bat. You can pick up a crowbar. You got

00:26:50.789 --> 00:26:54.569
guns, shotguns, tanks, whatever. They have one

00:26:54.569 --> 00:26:58.690
of the items that you can pick up. It is a dildo.

00:26:59.470 --> 00:27:01.910
And it's so big. It's bigger than the freaking

00:27:01.910 --> 00:27:03.529
bat that they have. And you go around and you

00:27:03.529 --> 00:27:04.990
freaking beat the shit out of these people with

00:27:04.990 --> 00:27:07.400
a dildo. My kids are playing that game. Oh, my

00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:10.119
God. St. Sally was the same way. That's St. Sally.

00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:12.319
Specifically, I didn't know the name of it. What

00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:14.279
did they call it? The purple. It was a big purple

00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:17.460
dildo. Yeah. It was like real floppy. Yeah. Boom.

00:27:17.660 --> 00:27:21.000
Boom. Wow. I mean, at first, I was like, what

00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.960
is that? Because it looks like a dildo in my

00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:25.119
mind. And then it's a dildo. And I was like,

00:27:25.140 --> 00:27:27.119
oh, my God. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it

00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:29.000
off. Do your kids know that that's what it is?

00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:31.700
Of course. Yes, they knew. I mean, I was shocked.

00:27:32.779 --> 00:27:36.559
We. I was oblivious. I don't speak for you guys.

00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.619
I was oblivious that this shit was going on.

00:27:38.660 --> 00:27:40.559
Yeah, there it is. Oh. Oh, it was called the

00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:46.099
Penetrator. The Penetrator. My goodness. It's

00:27:46.099 --> 00:27:48.619
a hidden, hidden dildo bat weapon. Well, I tell

00:27:48.619 --> 00:27:49.980
you what. Okay, so here's the problem. All the

00:27:49.980 --> 00:27:52.299
kids find it. Dial it back there, Jack. That's

00:27:52.299 --> 00:27:54.380
what I'm saying. So then it becomes a novelty.

00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:56.240
It's like, have you found the - Saints Row, not

00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:57.539
Saints Avenue. Yeah, have you found the dildo

00:27:57.539 --> 00:27:59.700
weapon yet? No. Oh, where is it? Oh, I gotta

00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:01.220
go find it. Then they're all talking to each

00:28:01.220 --> 00:28:03.039
other. I'm telling you, the software developers,

00:28:03.779 --> 00:28:07.259
They're sick. They're sick. They are. Didn't

00:28:07.259 --> 00:28:09.059
you ever hear about the Disney movies that have

00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:11.079
the little hidden clues in there? Yeah, we've

00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:14.380
heard that. Yeah. Hell, it started off with Mickey

00:28:14.380 --> 00:28:17.720
Mouse when he was poking holes in the cheese.

00:28:17.819 --> 00:28:20.559
Remember that? Oh, Lord. That was doctored. That

00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:25.119
wasn't real. So cell phones. Let's get back to

00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:28.059
cell phones and our dependency on them. They're

00:28:28.059 --> 00:28:29.579
very important in our day -to -day life. We need

00:28:29.579 --> 00:28:32.759
a Jackie on our podcast to keep us alive. She's

00:28:32.759 --> 00:28:34.940
the ombudsman. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm just

00:28:34.940 --> 00:28:36.500
saying things. It's like the Howard Stern thing

00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:38.539
where he always had Robin to kind of reel him

00:28:38.539 --> 00:28:41.420
back in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody needs a

00:28:41.420 --> 00:28:43.460
Jackie in their life. She's our parliamentarian.

00:28:44.259 --> 00:28:47.140
No, you can't do that. I'm wearing the white

00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:52.650
wig. I was, after the phone debacle, you know,

00:28:52.670 --> 00:28:53.930
I'm starting to freak out a little bit. Then

00:28:53.930 --> 00:28:55.710
I get in the car. You know, I'm heading to this

00:28:55.710 --> 00:29:00.289
inspection that I got to go to. And I've got

00:29:00.289 --> 00:29:03.109
a new, it's not new, but I got a new car for

00:29:03.109 --> 00:29:08.329
me. And it came with the satellite. What is the?

00:29:09.009 --> 00:29:11.970
They give you a little trial thing, all right?

00:29:12.029 --> 00:29:14.690
So I've got it on their 80s rock and stuff. So

00:29:14.690 --> 00:29:17.039
I put it on there, and I'm like. All of a sudden

00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:19.279
the song comes up. Close your eyes. I want to

00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.740
ride the skies. And I'm sitting there and I'm

00:29:21.740 --> 00:29:24.519
like, oh my God. And I didn't even realize it

00:29:24.519 --> 00:29:26.220
was happening. You were singing it. And I was

00:29:26.220 --> 00:29:28.099
like fucking singing it. And then I would kind

00:29:28.099 --> 00:29:30.200
of like caught myself. I was like, is anybody

00:29:30.200 --> 00:29:32.640
watching me? What is going on with this? If my

00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:43.019
friends knew I was singing that, oh my God. slew

00:29:43.019 --> 00:29:45.859
of songs just like that that I would totally

00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:48.819
get enamored in. I would sing my ass off of this

00:29:48.819 --> 00:29:50.980
stuff. Hold on. What was the song that came?

00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:54.500
I didn't recognize it. It was part of an Air

00:29:54.500 --> 00:29:57.640
Supply song. Air Supply. I'm all out of love.

00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:00.920
I know. I love that song. We all love that song.

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And we would never admit it. You wouldn't? I

00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:08.240
would, actually. Love on the rocks. Ain't no

00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:12.180
surprise. Call me a dream. I'll tell you some

00:30:12.180 --> 00:30:14.279
lies. That's Neil Diamond. That sounds good.

00:30:14.339 --> 00:30:19.759
You're right. We should pull up. We should do

00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:22.220
that. We should pull up a list of all the bands,

00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.900
bands that men would never admit to liking. Oh,

00:30:25.940 --> 00:30:28.099
I'm interested. That's a different list. I'm

00:30:28.099 --> 00:30:31.079
interested. Let's do it. I mean, just off the

00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:32.720
top of your head, name one. Sean, what would

00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.319
be one you would think would be on that list?

00:30:34.730 --> 00:30:41.089
I would say maybe some George Michael. I like

00:30:41.089 --> 00:30:47.250
George Michael. I'm going Bee Gees. Jeff, what

00:30:47.250 --> 00:30:51.809
do you think? I'm thinking Barry Manilow. Barry

00:30:51.809 --> 00:30:58.369
Manilow. Jackie Mack? Totally ABBA. Y 'all know

00:30:58.369 --> 00:31:00.589
you're singing ABBA songs, right? Okay, they

00:31:00.589 --> 00:31:02.809
have to all be on this list. Yeah. All right,

00:31:02.809 --> 00:31:05.119
let's see. Do you have a... Did you manage to

00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.140
find a list for us? That list was fed a week.

00:31:07.160 --> 00:31:10.640
It had like Hanson and shit like that. Okay,

00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:12.779
hold on. There's ABBA. I see ABBA. Spice Girls.

00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:14.960
You all like Spice Girls? Spice Girls. I see

00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:19.140
Backstreet Boys. Yes. Yeah. NSYNC. I don't know

00:31:19.140 --> 00:31:21.180
if that's a guy thing. You think Backstreet Boys

00:31:21.180 --> 00:31:24.000
is like a guy thing? That's a chick thing. I

00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:25.819
think there's some. Well, that's the whole point.

00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:28.140
There's songs that if they came on the radio,

00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:30.599
it'd be like, oh my God, this is so gay or whatever.

00:31:30.819 --> 00:31:32.480
And you're singing to it. But then, yeah, then

00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.400
you find yourself singing to it, right? Yeah.

00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:36.960
I mean, I like, just tell me what you want, what

00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:38.660
you really, really want. I'll tell you what you

00:31:38.660 --> 00:31:40.599
want, what you really, really want. Sorry. I

00:31:40.599 --> 00:31:44.599
love that all you guys know the song. Like the

00:31:44.599 --> 00:31:46.380
Jonas Brothers. I don't know any music by the

00:31:46.380 --> 00:31:48.640
Jonas Brothers. Oh, hell. I've seen you Brad

00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.920
dance to that. I saw the Jonas Brothers at American

00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:53.299
Airlines when American Airlines Center first

00:31:53.299 --> 00:31:56.730
opened. And that was the best concert I've ever

00:31:56.730 --> 00:31:59.269
been to in my entire life. And nothing has touched

00:31:59.269 --> 00:32:03.049
it since. Really? The Jonas Brothers were great.

00:32:03.049 --> 00:32:05.569
The Jonas Brothers, incredible performers. I

00:32:05.569 --> 00:32:07.410
don't even know who they are. What? Three brothers.

00:32:07.690 --> 00:32:10.150
Nick. Yeah. From Capel, I think. You know Nick?

00:32:11.130 --> 00:32:13.670
Well, somewhere in Dallas. I don't know. DW area.

00:32:14.069 --> 00:32:16.349
Capel? I thought they used to live in Capel.

00:32:16.390 --> 00:32:20.200
I was like, dude. Look how pretty they are. Air

00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:21.839
Supply's got to be one of those bands. It's kind

00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:24.559
of like the movie The Bodyguard with Whitney

00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:28.200
Houston. I will always love you. Kevin Costner.

00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:32.460
Is that a song that resonates with you? I mean,

00:32:32.539 --> 00:32:34.920
look, yeah. It's just like little stuff like

00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:37.640
that. Or like Celine Dion. I'll get into a little

00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:40.299
Celine. A little Titanic. A little Titanic action.

00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:44.299
Yeah. Right? Okay. Are we manning? Is it like,

00:32:44.339 --> 00:32:46.660
you know, real men wear pink? That kind of attitude?

00:32:47.180 --> 00:32:48.960
I wear pink. I don't care. Right. I know. That

00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:51.579
kind of attitude. I mean, how many men would

00:32:51.579 --> 00:32:54.059
admit, like, let me put it this way. This is

00:32:54.059 --> 00:32:57.240
actually a perfect example. My playlist is extremely

00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:00.380
diverse. Right. All over the place. And I'll

00:33:00.380 --> 00:33:02.700
be on the motorcycle and I'll roll up to a stop

00:33:02.700 --> 00:33:04.859
sign or, you know, whatever, or a stoplight.

00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:09.319
And my music will be blaring. Right. And I'm

00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:13.500
like. And you're bawling your eyes out. Right.

00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:17.299
I'm bawling my eyes out. And I'm like. On the

00:33:17.299 --> 00:33:18.960
bike. Right. And I'm like. Then he's got some

00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:21.359
little splang. Part of me is like, I'm going

00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:25.839
to turn this down at the light. Oh, I'm not turning

00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:28.180
it down at the light. I'm turning it up. Well,

00:33:28.180 --> 00:33:30.339
you get away with it. But you see my point. Oh,

00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:32.220
because I'm a girl. I could do that. But if you're

00:33:32.220 --> 00:33:35.500
a guy, you're like. If I'm jamming Mandy. Oh,

00:33:35.579 --> 00:33:38.700
Mandy. I mean, at the light on my motorcycle.

00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:41.460
What was that movie? Chris Farley and David Spade.

00:33:41.460 --> 00:33:43.700
Was it? The Carpenters. Yeah. Was that Jack?

00:33:44.259 --> 00:33:47.359
Was it Black Sheep or Tommy Boy? Tommy Boy. David

00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:50.259
Spade's Mustang and the doors are ripped off

00:33:50.259 --> 00:33:52.839
and dead. deer carcass in the back i'm not gonna

00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:55.680
change it if you don't want and the yell singing

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:58.539
together crying their eyes out that's exactly

00:33:58.539 --> 00:34:01.019
that's exactly what i'm talking about okay so

00:34:01.019 --> 00:34:03.859
then so if if that so tell me your favorite song

00:34:03.859 --> 00:34:06.720
from one of these lists like what what would

00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:09.460
be a favorite song that you that you absolutely

00:34:09.460 --> 00:34:12.199
love oh boy that's a tough one yeah it is kind

00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:15.380
of tough i mean I mean, I'm not ashamed to admit

00:34:15.380 --> 00:34:17.039
it. I just can't think of it off the top of my

00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:20.119
head. Well, we said Celine Dion. I absolutely

00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:23.179
love Power of Love. That's an Air Supply song.

00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:26.260
That's a remake. You know that? I did not know

00:34:26.260 --> 00:34:28.719
that. Power of Love was originally Air Supply.

00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:31.679
So it went from one band we're not allowed to

00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:34.019
like to a singer we're not allowed to like. I

00:34:34.019 --> 00:34:37.300
love that song, though. I love Air Supply. You've

00:34:37.300 --> 00:34:41.380
probably heard their version. Think? Yeah. No

00:34:41.380 --> 00:34:45.289
kidding. No kidding. You never know what to remake,

00:34:45.469 --> 00:34:48.710
right? I did not. Oh, I know. Everybody remakes

00:34:48.710 --> 00:34:50.130
everything, and they think it's cool because

00:34:50.130 --> 00:34:51.889
they came up with it, but you didn't come up

00:34:51.889 --> 00:34:53.769
with it. Right. I thought about it first. You

00:34:53.769 --> 00:34:56.170
know, there's a lot of, I'd say Pat Benatar.

00:34:56.809 --> 00:34:58.949
There's some slow, like Love is a Battlefield,

00:34:59.409 --> 00:35:02.909
you know, some older classic 80s stuff. You know,

00:35:02.909 --> 00:35:07.289
she had some ballads that are not a typical cliche

00:35:07.289 --> 00:35:10.090
song a guy would like. Wuthering Heights. That's

00:35:10.090 --> 00:35:12.670
one of my favorites. From Pat Benatar. You ever

00:35:12.670 --> 00:35:14.989
heard that one? No. I probably have. That is

00:35:14.989 --> 00:35:17.289
like the most girly song you can listen from

00:35:17.289 --> 00:35:20.090
Pat Benatar. I can promise you. Lonely is the

00:35:20.090 --> 00:35:23.170
night. That's a good one. Oh, that's Billy Squire.

00:35:23.409 --> 00:35:25.090
Yeah, well, I just saw it up there. That's not

00:35:25.090 --> 00:35:28.550
that one. Oh, is that another one? Oh, it's Air

00:35:28.550 --> 00:35:32.849
Supply. Oh, did Air Supply do that first? I doubt

00:35:32.849 --> 00:35:37.300
it. It's the same. No, it's not at all. All right.

00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.079
It's a great song, though. That was the very

00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:40.739
end. Air Supply's awesome, man. We just got flagged

00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:42.920
by YouTube. Yeah, we did. For one note. Some

00:35:42.920 --> 00:35:46.559
dude in Bangladesh. Dude, when Horseneck was

00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:49.860
out here, you had like a second and a half or

00:35:49.860 --> 00:35:51.940
two seconds of that song, and they flagged it.

00:35:52.059 --> 00:35:55.179
YouTube, those guys are fracking idiots. It was

00:35:55.179 --> 00:35:59.940
the ringtone. The Horseneck guy's ringtone was

00:35:59.940 --> 00:36:03.940
the Titanic. No, it wasn't. Oh, you did it. That's

00:36:03.940 --> 00:36:07.300
right. I keep forgetting that. He added it. He's

00:36:07.300 --> 00:36:10.019
the one that caused that. Because it kept going

00:36:10.019 --> 00:36:13.460
off, and there was a long pause. I was like,

00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:14.579
oh, I can add something in there. What's the

00:36:14.579 --> 00:36:16.760
cheesiest song that would make sense for that?

00:36:16.780 --> 00:36:18.940
Yeah, you did. You did. Probably a little out

00:36:18.940 --> 00:36:22.559
of, you know. You did. Well, Phil Collins, Tarzan

00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:25.719
theme songs. I like the Tarzan. I've watched

00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:28.860
that movie so many times, I almost knew all those

00:36:28.860 --> 00:36:30.860
songs by heart. Oh, it's a great song. You know,

00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:33.179
Boyz II Men, you know. I mean, they got boom,

00:36:33.219 --> 00:36:35.559
boom, boom, da, da, boom, boom, boom, da, da,

00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:37.880
da, da, da, da, da, boom, boom, boom, boom, da,

00:36:38.019 --> 00:36:41.059
da, da, da, da, da, da, da. They have a Motown

00:36:41.059 --> 00:36:43.719
Philly back again. But they have another one.

00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.599
They have some slower ones. Poison by Belle Biv

00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:55.039
DeVoe. Oh, yeah. Wow. I really feel like y 'all

00:36:55.039 --> 00:36:58.300
have missed your calling. Like I'm hearing some

00:36:58.300 --> 00:37:01.639
good pitch here. Well, you got to show up on

00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:04.539
one of our karaoke nights, man. Oh, I forgot

00:37:04.539 --> 00:37:07.679
that y 'all sing. We tear it up. We have fun.

00:37:07.800 --> 00:37:09.280
Oh, we're horrible, but it's still fun. You're

00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:12.239
horrible? At the end of the day, we just have

00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.320
fun. I heard Chuck's pretty good. Chuck is good

00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:21.840
at what? What about Linda Ronstadt? Linda Ronstadt?

00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:27.239
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a perfect one. No, the one

00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:31.579
with Neville. Aaron Neville. Aaron Neville. Right?

00:37:31.780 --> 00:37:34.860
They have two songs together. I love those songs.

00:37:34.900 --> 00:37:38.000
But I can't watch the video because his big mole

00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:41.440
kind of gets to me. That's a parasitic plan.

00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:49.380
Yes, that's it. You know that's what she's looking

00:37:49.380 --> 00:37:50.840
at right there. She's like, what is that thing

00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:54.579
on your forehead? She is. That song is amazing.

00:37:54.860 --> 00:37:57.599
Put some cheddar cheese on there or some whiz

00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:00.260
cheese. What's up with his head or something?

00:38:00.420 --> 00:38:01.780
You guys are saying there's a big... Dude, he's

00:38:01.780 --> 00:38:03.699
got this pencil eraser sticking out the side

00:38:03.699 --> 00:38:05.619
of his head. He's got some big cancerous mole

00:38:05.619 --> 00:38:07.679
or something. Go to the one right below. The

00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.980
black and white in the middle. That one right

00:38:09.980 --> 00:38:12.960
there. Open that up. There we go. What do we

00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:15.340
got going on there? Ever his eye? You don't see

00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:18.320
that? Oh, yes. Okay, I know what you're talking

00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:23.460
about. But I mean, their voices together are

00:38:23.460 --> 00:38:25.579
really amazing. Incredible. Yeah, and you know,

00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:27.599
when I first heard that song, I was just like,

00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:29.780
this is stupid. And then I was like, oh my God,

00:38:29.860 --> 00:38:32.260
this is actually pretty good. I did not like

00:38:32.260 --> 00:38:34.280
his voice at first. Isn't it from some mouse

00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:38.519
movie? American Tail or something like that?

00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:41.699
Something similar. It's from some cartoon, I

00:38:41.699 --> 00:38:43.760
think. What's the other one? There's two of them.

00:38:43.900 --> 00:38:48.219
It's Don't Know Much and From Neville, All My

00:38:48.219 --> 00:38:51.230
Friends. All My Life. Don't Take Away My Heaven,

00:38:51.309 --> 00:38:53.829
The Grand Tour, Everybody Plays the Fool. Everybody

00:38:53.829 --> 00:38:55.829
plays the fool. No, it's the ones that they play

00:38:55.829 --> 00:38:59.150
together. Can You Feel the Love? The duet. They

00:38:59.150 --> 00:39:03.130
have two songs together. Edel's Love? No. No.

00:39:03.369 --> 00:39:06.849
Can You Feel the Love? No. But that's from the

00:39:06.849 --> 00:39:10.449
Can You Feel the Love Tonight? All My Life. All

00:39:10.449 --> 00:39:11.949
My Life. That's it. All My Life. There's a black

00:39:11.949 --> 00:39:14.610
and white one here. Oh, yeah. That's very pronounced.

00:39:14.690 --> 00:39:17.760
I would probably have that removed. It's very

00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:20.460
pronounced. Well, it's on the opposite eye now.

00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:22.159
It looks like a beetle. It's probably just reverse

00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:25.159
image. It moves around. It looks like a jute

00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:29.000
bug. It migrates. The random. Like what's the

00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:33.579
bunny python? Right? It just changes. It moves

00:39:33.579 --> 00:39:36.380
around. That's it. He's got a random mega mole.

00:39:38.019 --> 00:39:40.719
Oh, gosh. Anyway, yes, that was a perfect example,

00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:44.400
Jeff, of Linda Ronstadt and this guy. Yes. Aaron

00:39:44.400 --> 00:39:46.579
Neville. Anyway, we're not allowed to like that

00:39:46.579 --> 00:39:48.159
stuff. But you know, there's also things that

00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:50.659
men do that we're probably not allowed to admit

00:39:50.659 --> 00:39:52.900
to. Well, I mean, I've never personally, I mean,

00:39:52.940 --> 00:39:54.820
you've spoken in the past, but I don't wear like

00:39:54.820 --> 00:39:58.280
women, women's underwear. Okay. Repeat that again.

00:39:58.420 --> 00:40:01.239
You do not. I do not like wearing women's underwear,

00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:02.539
but you had mentioned something about that in

00:40:02.539 --> 00:40:05.380
the past. Are you supposed to wear them? No.

00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.739
I'm just saying that some men like to wear women's

00:40:08.739 --> 00:40:10.619
underwear. I don't know if that's. I don't think

00:40:10.619 --> 00:40:13.340
so. I feel pretty. I don't think they do. No,

00:40:13.340 --> 00:40:15.360
they don't. They don't. I think you have to run

00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:17.940
in the opposite direction. Dude, I could not

00:40:17.940 --> 00:40:21.920
imagine wearing a thong. Seriously. I mean, think

00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:23.699
about it. First of all, my junk ain't fitting

00:40:23.699 --> 00:40:27.199
in that thing. But besides that, I mean, it's

00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:29.539
thin in the back. Swiping the card on the back

00:40:29.539 --> 00:40:33.119
nonstop. Oh, my God. Can you imagine the whistle?

00:40:33.300 --> 00:40:34.960
Can you ever take a blade of grass between your

00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:36.860
fingers and blow in there? Can you imagine if

00:40:36.860 --> 00:40:41.130
I fart with a thong on? Is that something that

00:40:41.130 --> 00:40:43.230
happens often that you have to be aware of that?

00:40:43.469 --> 00:40:47.230
Wow. I think we digress. We're talking about

00:40:47.230 --> 00:40:51.389
the thing that men don't admit to do, wearing

00:40:51.389 --> 00:40:54.130
a thong. So, I mean, it's on my list. I've written

00:40:54.130 --> 00:40:58.769
it down. Yeah. I was thinking more like a manicure,

00:40:58.769 --> 00:41:01.170
pedicure. I think a lot of guys do that. A lot

00:41:01.170 --> 00:41:03.550
of guys do mani -pedis. I've gotten a pedicure.

00:41:03.550 --> 00:41:05.269
I've never had a manicure. I've had a pedicure.

00:41:05.349 --> 00:41:08.869
I just had one about a week ago. So what encourage

00:41:08.869 --> 00:41:11.190
you? You don't have a pedicure. I've never had

00:41:11.190 --> 00:41:13.929
a pedicure in my life. And I'm not saying I wouldn't,

00:41:13.929 --> 00:41:16.909
but I'm just saying I haven't. Yeah. But I tell

00:41:16.909 --> 00:41:19.190
you one thing that really bugs me that I will,

00:41:19.269 --> 00:41:24.250
I pray to God I never do. I do not like seeing

00:41:24.250 --> 00:41:27.829
other men's fingernails painted. I do not like

00:41:27.829 --> 00:41:30.730
seeing other men's toenails painted. I just think

00:41:30.730 --> 00:41:35.559
that's weird. I think you cross that line into

00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.280
some metrosexual thing that you just can't come

00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:39.960
back from. I think you're right. What if you're

00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:43.500
a magician? If you're a magician? Or a catcher.

00:41:43.619 --> 00:41:47.099
What if you're a goth rock star and you paint

00:41:47.099 --> 00:41:49.079
all of them nails? Dude, if I'm making millions

00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:54.079
of bucks, paint on. But as a normal thing. Would

00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:55.579
you paint your nails for a million bucks? I mean,

00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:57.199
dude, you're not going to see me walk around

00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:00.329
with the makeup being a kiss. artist, but you

00:42:00.329 --> 00:42:02.190
know what? If I'm making the money that the KISS

00:42:02.190 --> 00:42:04.510
artists are making, I'm going to wear freaking

00:42:04.510 --> 00:42:07.829
makeup. I look like Paul Stanley. I look like

00:42:07.829 --> 00:42:09.710
Ace Frehley. But that's a performance, right?

00:42:09.849 --> 00:42:12.800
Sure. So I think I'm with you. I'm with you on

00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:15.079
this one. I think in an everyday scenario, that's

00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:17.699
not. No. I'm not on board with that. But I'm

00:42:17.699 --> 00:42:19.340
okay with that. I mean, I'm not against getting

00:42:19.340 --> 00:42:22.519
a pedicure. In fact, I've kind of, I wouldn't

00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:24.000
mind getting one. I really wouldn't because,

00:42:24.059 --> 00:42:26.519
you know, how many times does a man like myself

00:42:26.519 --> 00:42:28.960
have time to sit down and trim your toenails?

00:42:29.019 --> 00:42:31.340
I mean, toenails, look, I'm a huge proponent

00:42:31.340 --> 00:42:33.980
for. They're very important. I find it very important

00:42:33.980 --> 00:42:35.960
to manicure your fingers. You have nasty feet.

00:42:35.980 --> 00:42:38.239
Did you just say that, Paul? Oh, you should ask

00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:40.519
my wife. He's a Neanderthal. Nasty. feet. Yeah,

00:42:40.579 --> 00:42:42.619
he can like claw. He's like one of those bats

00:42:42.619 --> 00:42:43.599
that can hang from the ceiling. I feel like I

00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:45.059
need to talk to Commander Shelley about this.

00:42:45.699 --> 00:42:49.800
That's what the Dremel is for. I tell you what,

00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:53.739
the lady who does my pedicure uses Dremel on

00:42:53.739 --> 00:42:57.440
me. Oh, dang. Is that for your nose hairs? No,

00:42:57.500 --> 00:43:00.079
it's for the toenails. Yeah, it's just easier

00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.539
for them. It's to grind the cuticle down. Yeah,

00:43:02.539 --> 00:43:07.469
my brother -in -law. Jesus, man. That's awful.

00:43:11.510 --> 00:43:14.110
And we got the new V4 coming in for you, buddy.

00:43:14.210 --> 00:43:17.010
And another thing. I don't know. I've only been

00:43:17.010 --> 00:43:19.809
to one person. She also pulls out a cheese grater

00:43:19.809 --> 00:43:22.409
and grates the bottom of your feet. The cheese

00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:25.610
grater is absolutely the best. Do they ever go

00:43:25.610 --> 00:43:28.650
too deep? No. I don't think so. You're bleeding

00:43:28.650 --> 00:43:30.869
everywhere. Is there such a thing? But there's

00:43:30.869 --> 00:43:33.889
just all this flesh. Well, I mean, it is when

00:43:33.889 --> 00:43:38.409
you scrape off the third layer of epidermis.

00:43:38.429 --> 00:43:41.489
Yeah, absolutely. So, okay, my brother -in -law

00:43:41.489 --> 00:43:44.550
treated me to a pedicure. Yeah, pedicure, right?

00:43:44.590 --> 00:43:47.489
That's the feet. And I was like, okay, fine,

00:43:47.650 --> 00:43:49.190
whatever. Your brother -in -law? Brother -in

00:43:49.190 --> 00:43:50.869
-law. We went together, and that's where they

00:43:50.869 --> 00:43:52.789
have drinks. Oh, my gosh. I feel like I need

00:43:52.789 --> 00:43:54.070
to take another drink of bourbon one second.

00:43:54.230 --> 00:43:55.929
Keep telling those stories. So his thing was,

00:43:56.210 --> 00:43:57.989
because I was dogging it. I was like, dude, I'll

00:43:57.989 --> 00:43:59.409
never do that. He was like, I'll tell you what.

00:43:59.590 --> 00:44:02.170
Come with me. I'll pay for it. You know, blah,

00:44:02.250 --> 00:44:04.059
blah, blah. All right, it's a deal. And they

00:44:04.059 --> 00:44:07.519
worked on me and worked on me. All four of us.

00:44:07.699 --> 00:44:11.139
And when it was done, my feet looked the same.

00:44:11.519 --> 00:44:13.199
All four of us. No, they don't. Yeah, they did.

00:44:13.300 --> 00:44:15.739
They didn't feel the same. We give up. They look

00:44:15.739 --> 00:44:17.400
the same. I think they did. I think they did.

00:44:17.659 --> 00:44:20.380
This is not fucking happening. Let's make an

00:44:20.380 --> 00:44:22.619
appointment. All four of us, we go. Okay, and

00:44:22.619 --> 00:44:25.619
I'll come and video. There you go. Oh, that'll

00:44:25.619 --> 00:44:27.340
be an Instagram Live. Yeah, it'll be Instagram

00:44:27.340 --> 00:44:29.940
Live. Here we are. How much is it, though? It's

00:44:29.940 --> 00:44:34.820
like $80. No. No? $5? No, it's not $5. $5 more.

00:44:35.179 --> 00:44:38.280
$35, $40. They don't know holla with $5. Yeah,

00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:41.059
but they do a little bit more than just the pet.

00:44:41.119 --> 00:44:42.679
I mean, they massage your feet a little bit,

00:44:42.739 --> 00:44:44.300
right? They massage your calves. Oh, my gosh.

00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:46.400
Do they go up your calf a little bit? Yeah, all

00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:49.340
the way to your knee. Oh, my God. Right, and

00:44:49.340 --> 00:44:52.440
all the places that hurt in between, they're

00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:55.000
like... Like, really in there. How much is it

00:44:55.000 --> 00:45:00.519
for up a thigh? Full release. Oh, dear Lord.

00:45:00.820 --> 00:45:05.219
Okay, so back to the things men don't admit to

00:45:05.219 --> 00:45:10.199
do. How did we get here? Chuck? I didn't say

00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:12.719
that. Chuck said full release. My palms are a

00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:14.480
little sweaty now. What did he say? Full release.

00:45:14.619 --> 00:45:19.420
Oh, damn it, Chuck. That's extra, right? So pedicure,

00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:22.519
what is another one? things that men do so do

00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:25.199
y 'all like to be sweet to your wives would you

00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:28.119
do like a face mask I would do that with my wife

00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:30.480
you would that's sweet well if my wife asked

00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:34.039
me I would do just about anything you would I

00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:40.550
mean anal So back to things men don't admit to

00:45:40.550 --> 00:45:43.869
do. Okay, I blame what we're drinking. We have

00:45:43.869 --> 00:45:45.849
to blame what we're drinking because that is

00:45:45.849 --> 00:45:49.369
out of control. For Jeff. Full release and anal

00:45:49.369 --> 00:45:53.170
in this one. But one moment, please. I totally

00:45:53.170 --> 00:45:58.269
expect it from Sean and Paul. Right? I'm concerned.

00:45:58.389 --> 00:46:00.230
You let us down, Jeff. You really let us down.

00:46:00.230 --> 00:46:02.329
I don't feel like you let me down. I'm like curious

00:46:02.329 --> 00:46:05.159
now. I have to know more. It's like, I'm not

00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:07.699
mad. I'm just disappointed. I'm not disappointed.

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:13.039
I'm just curious. Some other examples would be

00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:16.639
crying when you're watching a romantic movie.

00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:19.139
That's sweet. How many guys would admit to that?

00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:21.039
I don't know. I think you're a big wuss if you

00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:23.739
cry during a romantic movie. I got to tell you,

00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:26.920
I get weepy and it doesn't need to be romantic.

00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:29.679
I get weepy, period. What about Field of Dreams,

00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:33.239
man? Hey, the older we get, the easier it is.

00:46:33.719 --> 00:46:35.400
The older we get, the easier it is to cry at

00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:38.139
stuff. It is. I'm movie. I've been weepy for

00:46:38.139 --> 00:46:40.380
a very long time. Of course, I keep it kind of

00:46:40.380 --> 00:46:44.039
to myself. But again, what men don't admit. But

00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:47.960
I do. I get very weepy on things. It doesn't

00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:50.059
matter. An emotional interaction or something

00:46:50.059 --> 00:46:54.230
that's deep. Yeah, like Sesame Street. You know

00:46:54.230 --> 00:46:56.630
what? If Bert and Ernie are having a bonding

00:46:56.630 --> 00:46:59.469
moment where the ants outside on the flower bed

00:46:59.469 --> 00:47:01.829
are communicating with them and they save their

00:47:01.829 --> 00:47:04.869
house from being damaged from a rainfall, you

00:47:04.869 --> 00:47:06.570
know what? Let's not talk about it anymore. You're

00:47:06.570 --> 00:47:08.269
getting me. Oh, screw the grouch. It's too much.

00:47:08.389 --> 00:47:11.070
It's too much. Well, Oscar the Crouch and Big

00:47:11.070 --> 00:47:14.369
Bird? Did you say Crouch? Crouch. Oscar's Crouch.

00:47:14.469 --> 00:47:18.170
Oscar the Crouch. Oscar, I did say Crouch, didn't

00:47:18.170 --> 00:47:20.269
I? You did say Crouch, Oscar. I blame the whiskey.

00:47:20.449 --> 00:47:23.150
What else? What else do men do that we would

00:47:23.150 --> 00:47:27.690
not admit to? I'm so crying. Using skincare or

00:47:27.690 --> 00:47:30.289
beauty products. Oh, but that's a very important

00:47:30.289 --> 00:47:32.630
thing. But I like lotions. I like lotion. It

00:47:32.630 --> 00:47:34.750
is important. I put on lotion. It rubs the lotion

00:47:34.750 --> 00:47:37.190
on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

00:47:37.429 --> 00:47:40.289
Thank you for asking. Yes, absolutely. I haven't

00:47:40.289 --> 00:47:42.269
used a lotion in quite some time. Beef tallow.

00:47:42.349 --> 00:47:43.829
We don't want to know about that. Just go dry.

00:47:43.829 --> 00:47:47.210
So beef tallow is amazing. So it's kind of like

00:47:47.210 --> 00:47:49.170
a dude thing. I've got some upstairs. What about

00:47:49.170 --> 00:47:51.849
bacon grease? You do? I do. Did your wife turn

00:47:51.849 --> 00:47:53.710
you on to beef tallow? No, I make it myself.

00:47:53.809 --> 00:47:55.949
I cook with it. So we're going to smear beef

00:47:55.949 --> 00:47:57.590
tallow all over our faces? Yeah, you definitely

00:47:57.590 --> 00:48:01.730
want to. What's wrong with regular lotion? Because

00:48:01.730 --> 00:48:04.389
there's all kinds of chemicals in it. Beef tallow

00:48:04.389 --> 00:48:08.510
is just what it is. I like castor oil. I use

00:48:08.510 --> 00:48:11.909
castor oil on my lower extremities a lot. I don't

00:48:11.909 --> 00:48:13.409
think I need to smear that today. How low are

00:48:13.409 --> 00:48:17.010
we talking about? From below the knee. Not the

00:48:17.010 --> 00:48:21.309
point, but what's it helping? Well, there's two

00:48:21.309 --> 00:48:25.460
things. It is an incredible moisturizer. But

00:48:25.460 --> 00:48:28.980
it also, the nature of castor oil does a lot.

00:48:29.460 --> 00:48:33.739
Excuse me. I mean, there's a lot of medical reasons

00:48:33.739 --> 00:48:37.159
that some of these holistic doctors suggest that

00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:39.179
you use castor oil for. I'm not even going to

00:48:39.179 --> 00:48:42.000
touch those. But from what I use it for is a

00:48:42.000 --> 00:48:45.679
portion of my lower legs, there's some discolorations.

00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:49.519
So, you know, it's just darker down there. It's

00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:53.159
like I'm freckled. Big time down there. My pigmentation

00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:55.380
is a lot. So I don't know if it's iron being

00:48:55.380 --> 00:48:57.360
stuck down there. And one of the things that

00:48:57.360 --> 00:48:59.719
they suggested I do is use castor oil. Has it

00:48:59.719 --> 00:49:01.659
always been like that? Or is it something as

00:49:01.659 --> 00:49:03.800
you're aging, it's getting darker? It's something

00:49:03.800 --> 00:49:06.219
that's gotten worse and worse. And you've never

00:49:06.219 --> 00:49:09.400
gotten an answer for it, have you? No, it's lightened

00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:12.739
up a little bit. But in addition to my lower

00:49:12.739 --> 00:49:16.380
extremities, I had an issue with, hell, I don't

00:49:16.380 --> 00:49:17.880
remember. I think it was my right shoulder, right?

00:49:18.739 --> 00:49:20.840
One of my shoulders was jacked up to the point

00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:23.780
where I couldn't play golf. I couldn't play golf.

00:49:23.820 --> 00:49:25.599
I couldn't swing a club. It was excruciating

00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:29.579
pain. I think it was my right shoulder. To the

00:49:29.579 --> 00:49:32.000
point where I take castor oil every morning because

00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:34.300
Dr. Barbara O 'Neill, shout out to Dr. Barbara

00:49:34.300 --> 00:49:36.920
O 'Neill. Love Barbara O 'Neill. God bless. She's

00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:40.119
the one that told me to do it. She said rub castor

00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:43.400
oil on that thing every day. It's like a magic

00:49:43.400 --> 00:49:46.260
elixir. It is a magic elixir. It breaks down.

00:49:48.090 --> 00:49:51.469
unnatural body components. So if there's some

00:49:51.469 --> 00:49:54.849
cartridge buildup that's unnatural, it will break

00:49:54.849 --> 00:49:58.469
those things down. It helps break down the iron

00:49:58.469 --> 00:50:01.750
in your blood that is collected in my lower legs.

00:50:01.809 --> 00:50:05.849
It breaks it down. So it has lightened up down

00:50:05.849 --> 00:50:08.809
there, but I don't use it as much. After my shoulder

00:50:08.809 --> 00:50:11.480
got better. I kind of stopped. It was kind of

00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:13.280
a routine. I'd rub it on my shoulder, and I'd

00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:15.780
rub it on my lower legs. And after my shoulders

00:50:15.780 --> 00:50:17.440
started feeling good, I kind of let it go. Damn.

00:50:17.659 --> 00:50:20.940
So which one do you recommend, 10W30 or 10W40?

00:50:21.420 --> 00:50:26.280
They have a cold -press castor oil. And I buy

00:50:26.280 --> 00:50:30.360
the 64 -ounce jar of it, and it's fantastic.

00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:34.150
I highly recommend it, honestly. So you use it

00:50:34.150 --> 00:50:36.090
as well? I do. I use castor oil all the time.

00:50:36.150 --> 00:50:38.750
But I'm totally into functional medicine. So

00:50:38.750 --> 00:50:41.809
I don't believe in all the pills and all the

00:50:41.809 --> 00:50:44.829
stuff. I'm about natural supplements and natural

00:50:44.829 --> 00:50:47.429
supplementation. Essential oils, maybe? Absolutely.

00:50:47.570 --> 00:50:49.949
Are you a Young Living person? I'm a Young Living

00:50:49.949 --> 00:50:53.250
person. I love Young Living. My new addiction,

00:50:53.670 --> 00:50:57.170
especially for riding a motorcycle, is Boom Boom

00:50:57.170 --> 00:51:01.130
Stick. Ooh. Yeah. So Boom Boom Stick is like

00:51:01.130 --> 00:51:04.039
a... nasal inhalant, kind of like the Vicks things

00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:06.380
that we used as kids. Okay. You smell it, but

00:51:06.380 --> 00:51:10.059
it's essential oils. Does it wake you up? It

00:51:10.059 --> 00:51:12.679
does. So it's like a... Yeah, it really stimulates

00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:15.239
the brain. So I do like peppermint oil. It's

00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:19.250
amazing. So is there a bottle called Boom Boom

00:51:19.250 --> 00:51:21.289
Stick? Yeah. So if you look it up. On Young Living.

00:51:21.510 --> 00:51:23.949
Not on Young Living. This is like a totally separate

00:51:23.949 --> 00:51:25.849
product. And I actually saw it on, I think, on

00:51:25.849 --> 00:51:27.530
the TikTok shop. And I said, well, this seems

00:51:27.530 --> 00:51:28.750
like BS. Well, that dude has the thing shoved

00:51:28.750 --> 00:51:31.130
up his nostril. Yes, because it's like, remember

00:51:31.130 --> 00:51:36.329
the Vicks sticks that we used when we were kids,

00:51:36.409 --> 00:51:38.429
like the little nasal inhalants. So this isn't

00:51:38.429 --> 00:51:40.710
something you applied to creases and folds. This

00:51:40.710 --> 00:51:42.989
is more of up your nose. Correct. Very different

00:51:42.989 --> 00:51:45.750
than the essential oil. But along the same lines.

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:48.039
It's just like... Creases and folds. So you do

00:51:48.039 --> 00:51:51.900
it to wake you up. I do. I do it. And they have

00:51:51.900 --> 00:51:56.159
a lavender one and that just makes you feel good.

00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:59.480
It says quit nicotine with boom boom sticks.

00:52:00.019 --> 00:52:01.420
I don't know. Do you have to look like that?

00:52:01.900 --> 00:52:03.739
I think you do. I don't think you have to look

00:52:03.739 --> 00:52:05.780
like that. I don't look like that when I do the

00:52:05.780 --> 00:52:06.840
boom boom stick. I don't know if I can stretch

00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:08.920
my nostril that big. That guy's really... That's

00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:10.880
really interesting though. I've never heard of...

00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:13.659
Boom boom stick? Well, I've never heard of kind

00:52:13.659 --> 00:52:16.559
of... sticking stuff up your nose. You're not

00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:18.300
sticking it up your nose. You're just placing

00:52:18.300 --> 00:52:20.519
it at the base of your nose and then you're inhaling

00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:22.480
it. Same as essential oils. You can put them

00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:25.219
in your hand, cup them, and breathe them in.

00:52:25.820 --> 00:52:30.099
Obviously, you do some research on this stuff.

00:52:30.260 --> 00:52:33.519
Are there any side effects that are undesirable?

00:52:34.139 --> 00:52:37.639
These are natural herbs. Absolutely. That's what

00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:40.630
they say about the vape. No. It's all natural.

00:52:41.190 --> 00:52:43.489
No, that's not, no. You got popcorn long. Yeah,

00:52:43.550 --> 00:52:46.130
I'm not, like, it's going in my nose, so it's

00:52:46.130 --> 00:52:48.750
not exactly. So it's like vapor rub? Yeah, kind

00:52:48.750 --> 00:52:50.489
of like Vicks Paper Rub, you know, which kind

00:52:50.489 --> 00:52:52.130
of opens things up. It's kind of like taking

00:52:52.130 --> 00:52:53.690
the oil and just like putting a little bit on

00:52:53.690 --> 00:52:56.510
your nose. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, obviously,

00:52:56.610 --> 00:52:58.250
you're familiar with essential oils, right? I

00:52:58.250 --> 00:52:59.650
mean, there's a million different ones. Oh, dude,

00:52:59.670 --> 00:53:02.190
I'm a huge proponent for me. Specifically, when

00:53:02.190 --> 00:53:04.349
I went to your house and you say, hey, Sean,

00:53:04.469 --> 00:53:06.150
come to my backyard. Why don't you sit on one

00:53:06.150 --> 00:53:08.130
of my chairs? Oh, I'd love to sit on one of your

00:53:08.130 --> 00:53:11.920
chairs. And then some... army of hornets decided

00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:14.139
to attack me. And then you were like, oh, don't

00:53:14.139 --> 00:53:15.579
worry about it. I've got an oil for that. I was

00:53:15.579 --> 00:53:17.800
like, same bitch, please. But you know what?

00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:20.940
It worked. I will tell you they do work. So I

00:53:20.940 --> 00:53:23.639
actually have like like a double door cabinet.

00:53:23.980 --> 00:53:26.159
So my kids would make fun of me when they were

00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:28.679
little. I would be in front of my cabinet and

00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:30.679
I'm like, what's that? What do you have wrong

00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:33.159
with you? And I would like this like I like.

00:53:33.569 --> 00:53:35.289
twiddle my fingers together and I'd be like,

00:53:35.389 --> 00:53:37.250
okay, let me just come up with a combo for that.

00:53:37.650 --> 00:53:40.369
Dim the lights, jack up the power. Oh, absolutely.

00:53:40.590 --> 00:53:42.989
I'm on it. And like in Frankenstein, the little...

00:53:42.989 --> 00:53:47.510
Yeah. Your tummy hurts, pepper and oil. Digest

00:53:47.510 --> 00:53:49.570
something or other. It's called Jacob's Ladder.

00:53:49.829 --> 00:53:52.739
Yeah. No. Oh, I mean the electrical. You went

00:53:52.739 --> 00:53:56.320
like, no. Okay, I went somewhere else with that.

00:53:56.739 --> 00:53:59.960
Anywho, let's go back to the things that men

00:53:59.960 --> 00:54:02.599
don't admit they do with essential oils. This

00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:04.400
is the Shark Tank came up with that product.

00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:06.679
Yeah, I saw it on Shark Tank. Yeah, it's amazing.

00:54:06.980 --> 00:54:08.619
I would have brought some tonight if I'd known.

00:54:08.900 --> 00:54:11.480
If you'd known not. If I'd known that you guys

00:54:11.480 --> 00:54:13.519
were into essential oils. Yeah. Talking about

00:54:13.519 --> 00:54:16.980
things that men don't. So one of the things on

00:54:16.980 --> 00:54:20.869
here is cuddling. Cuddling? You know, I'm not

00:54:20.869 --> 00:54:25.130
against it. My wife is not. Cuddler. She's not.

00:54:25.510 --> 00:54:29.230
She's kind of like, don't touch me. That's a

00:54:29.230 --> 00:54:31.670
problem. That's different. My wife's a big cuddler.

00:54:31.690 --> 00:54:34.630
We cuddle. Oh, we know about your cuddling. You

00:54:34.630 --> 00:54:37.829
always leave us to go cuddle. Yes. Hey, you know

00:54:37.829 --> 00:54:39.710
what? Good for you. I mean, I think it's great.

00:54:40.230 --> 00:54:44.289
I gotta go cuddle. Yeah, my phone goes off. It's

00:54:44.289 --> 00:54:47.320
cuddle time. Oh, I love that. That's wonderful.

00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:49.000
Actually, that doesn't happen. It doesn't? Since

00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:50.940
my wife doesn't do it, I got an oversized pillow.

00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:53.219
I just kind of lean over. It's got an arm. It's

00:54:53.219 --> 00:54:54.940
got an arm thing. You can stand over there. You

00:54:54.940 --> 00:54:58.880
can spoon with it. Okay. Now, the one above it,

00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:02.480
I've never done that. Reading romance novels

00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:07.070
or erotica. Ooh, erotic. Was that like 50 Shades

00:55:07.070 --> 00:55:09.590
of Grey or something? Yeah, a little better than

00:55:09.590 --> 00:55:11.670
that. 50 Shades of Grey. Penthouse letters. Didn't

00:55:11.670 --> 00:55:14.309
I read you guys? I did read you. Yeah, that was

00:55:14.309 --> 00:55:17.769
quite erotic. Should have saved that for the

00:55:17.769 --> 00:55:20.030
podcast. That was a special episode. Definitely

00:55:20.030 --> 00:55:23.090
not. Featuring Jackie Mack. I'm not ever reading

00:55:23.090 --> 00:55:25.329
that again. Well, I read it all the time, but

00:55:25.329 --> 00:55:28.050
I'm not reading it to record it. But on that

00:55:28.050 --> 00:55:31.800
note, you. Just finished a book. I did. And it's

00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:36.079
erotica. Yeah. It's not erotica. Oh. Oh. I know.

00:55:36.119 --> 00:55:38.420
So disappointing. It was 5 a .m. It was 5 a .m.

00:55:38.420 --> 00:55:40.320
I went straight to the bar after closing another

00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:43.500
one. Oh my gosh. I met Joseph. I looked into

00:55:43.500 --> 00:55:47.079
his eyes and I knew he's the one for me. I whipped

00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:48.820
out my book. Tell us about your book. What's

00:55:48.820 --> 00:55:51.159
your book about? My book is really about self

00:55:51.159 --> 00:55:55.559
-discovery. Oh. Yeah. So my entire life I have

00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:58.829
been somebody's something. I've been somebody's

00:55:58.829 --> 00:56:01.369
wife. I was somebody's mother. I was somebody's

00:56:01.369 --> 00:56:04.170
sister. I was somebody's daughter, someone's

00:56:04.170 --> 00:56:07.690
coworker. And even though I'm a big personality,

00:56:07.849 --> 00:56:10.389
it kind of played everything small. I let everybody

00:56:10.389 --> 00:56:13.489
kind of like do whatever it is. You know, everybody

00:56:13.489 --> 00:56:15.329
else lived their dreams. Everybody else figured

00:56:15.329 --> 00:56:17.070
out what they wanted to do. I supported everybody.

00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:18.980
Kind of like the text message from my daughter,

00:56:19.079 --> 00:56:20.900
like, you want those boots? I'll buy those boots

00:56:20.900 --> 00:56:22.920
for you. Right. Right? That's just the natural.

00:56:23.699 --> 00:56:27.420
So I have spent probably the last nine months

00:56:27.420 --> 00:56:29.639
kind of figuring out, like, what's next for me?

00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:31.920
That's why I took my motorcycle license. There

00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.219
you go. Right? Like, I've always wanted to ride.

00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:35.860
It's something that's really important to me.

00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:37.559
I'm going to buy a bike, and I'm going to damn

00:56:37.559 --> 00:56:39.960
it, I'm going to do it. Good for you. Yeah. Even

00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:42.820
if I'm scared as hell to be out on the highways,

00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:45.420
I'm going to find a way to get out of the city

00:56:45.420 --> 00:56:48.739
so I can. You know, learn and enjoy it. So the

00:56:48.739 --> 00:56:51.679
feeling. Yeah. So I kind of wrote I wrote a book

00:56:51.679 --> 00:56:54.119
kind of about myself and kind of like identifying

00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:58.139
who I am and what I want for the next phases

00:56:58.139 --> 00:57:01.800
and stages of my life. Excellent. Yeah. So and

00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:04.980
it's kind of the self -discovery is also encouragement

00:57:04.980 --> 00:57:07.780
for other people to discover themselves because

00:57:07.780 --> 00:57:10.579
we get to a point where we're a certain age and

00:57:10.579 --> 00:57:13.449
especially as a single woman. Being out in the

00:57:13.449 --> 00:57:16.329
world, you know, what do you want? Like, what

00:57:16.329 --> 00:57:17.670
do you want for yourself? What do I want for

00:57:17.670 --> 00:57:19.809
myself? And you're like, I don't know. You know,

00:57:19.889 --> 00:57:21.510
I'm not waiting. Like, you've never asked yourself

00:57:21.510 --> 00:57:24.190
that question. I've never, ever asked myself

00:57:24.190 --> 00:57:26.250
what's important to me. Kind of like the Julia

00:57:26.250 --> 00:57:27.769
Roberts. Remember the movie? I can't remember

00:57:27.769 --> 00:57:31.309
the name of it. Where she is with Richard Gere

00:57:31.309 --> 00:57:34.349
and she doesn't know. Pretty woman. Not pretty

00:57:34.349 --> 00:57:36.909
woman. No, not me. Do they make more than one

00:57:36.909 --> 00:57:40.110
movie? Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Yes. And

00:57:40.110 --> 00:57:45.190
she is a runaway bride. Ah, yes. Yes, runaway

00:57:45.190 --> 00:57:48.309
bride. And she dates all these people and runs

00:57:48.309 --> 00:57:50.070
away from the altar when she gets to the point

00:57:50.070 --> 00:57:52.329
of deciding that she wants to marry them, that

00:57:52.329 --> 00:57:53.969
she gets to the altar and she's like, oh my gosh,

00:57:54.070 --> 00:57:56.150
I don't want to marry this person. Yeah. So in

00:57:56.150 --> 00:57:58.610
the end of the movie, she talks about like she

00:57:58.610 --> 00:58:00.230
never knew how she liked her eggs. She liked

00:58:00.230 --> 00:58:03.500
her eggs however everyone else told her. That

00:58:03.500 --> 00:58:06.119
she needed it to like her eggs. She lost herself.

00:58:06.500 --> 00:58:09.019
Yeah, she did. And I feel like I kind of lost

00:58:09.019 --> 00:58:11.420
myself in the journey of taking care of my family.

00:58:11.659 --> 00:58:14.460
And so I wrote about it. That's admirable, though.

00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:18.780
It's sad and admirable. I mean, you're a martyr.

00:58:19.420 --> 00:58:21.530
I don't. think so i think that's what we all

00:58:21.530 --> 00:58:24.230
become right we all want to live for our partners

00:58:24.230 --> 00:58:26.750
we all want to live for our children we all want

00:58:26.750 --> 00:58:29.429
to do those kinds of things and we lose each

00:58:29.429 --> 00:58:33.329
ourselves along the way so i just you know i

00:58:33.329 --> 00:58:34.869
just kind of looked at myself in the mirror one

00:58:34.869 --> 00:58:37.150
day and i was like i have no idea who this woman

00:58:37.150 --> 00:58:40.570
is i have no idea what i really like to do and

00:58:40.570 --> 00:58:43.449
i'm gonna figure that out i think a lot of people

00:58:43.449 --> 00:58:45.789
resonate with that yeah especially when we get

00:58:45.789 --> 00:58:48.010
a little bit older right Absolutely. Because,

00:58:48.050 --> 00:58:50.309
you know, life changes and now we're, the things

00:58:50.309 --> 00:58:53.309
that kept us busy and distracted now have gone

00:58:53.309 --> 00:58:56.230
away. They have. And now we're thinking a lot.

00:58:56.389 --> 00:58:58.289
And the clock is ticking. You're like, I mean,

00:58:58.309 --> 00:59:01.570
I've got 20 years left on this planet. What am

00:59:01.570 --> 00:59:03.590
I going to do with these 20 years? Oh, Lord.

00:59:03.690 --> 00:59:05.469
I don't think the clock is ticking. I think I've

00:59:05.469 --> 00:59:08.710
only, it's only just begun. Nice. Right. Well,

00:59:08.769 --> 00:59:12.800
I'm glad that that's, that's definitely a. a

00:59:12.800 --> 00:59:15.099
positive spin on that, but the reality of it

00:59:15.099 --> 00:59:17.679
is that we're at an age right now. The reality

00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:21.239
is the warranty has expired. No, it has not.

00:59:21.380 --> 00:59:23.800
You're on your own time, which is good. You're

00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:28.260
on your own time. I'm making this kind of depressing.

00:59:28.559 --> 00:59:31.960
No, it's not depressing. It's the reality of

00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:35.460
it. That's the fear. That's what kind of prompted

00:59:35.460 --> 00:59:39.829
you to wake yourself up and get realized. from

00:59:39.829 --> 00:59:42.769
inside out there's more life to live it's a matter

00:59:42.769 --> 00:59:45.289
of living it yeah it's kind of what i went through

00:59:45.289 --> 00:59:47.769
last year i went through a bunch of turmoil last

00:59:47.769 --> 00:59:50.909
year and that came out the other end that uh

00:59:50.909 --> 00:59:55.510
you know i felt very stuck working a corporate

00:59:55.510 --> 00:59:59.170
job absolutely you know you you you make a certain

00:59:59.170 --> 01:00:00.869
amount of money but you have these requirements

01:00:00.869 --> 01:00:03.489
over here you're like I don't want to do my job

01:00:03.489 --> 01:00:05.369
anymore, but I can't quit because of this over

01:00:05.369 --> 01:00:07.889
here. I've got fiscal responsibilities. Right.

01:00:07.989 --> 01:00:10.989
And, you know, there's times where I hated my

01:00:10.989 --> 01:00:13.449
job. I'm like, you know, I can go find another

01:00:13.449 --> 01:00:16.030
job. I'm not going to like that, you know, any

01:00:16.030 --> 01:00:18.110
better. You're just repeating. Rinse and repeat.

01:00:18.309 --> 01:00:20.070
Yeah. And then, you know, things happened last

01:00:20.070 --> 01:00:23.449
year, and I had the opportunity to get out of

01:00:23.449 --> 01:00:26.409
corporate. And I had to take a hard look at myself

01:00:26.409 --> 01:00:28.889
and say, was I ready for that? And there's still

01:00:28.889 --> 01:00:31.889
an adjustment. I'm still going through it. You

01:00:31.889 --> 01:00:34.809
know, it's the next phase, right? Well, I think

01:00:34.809 --> 01:00:37.769
it wears on you good. I mean, you're a different

01:00:37.769 --> 01:00:41.349
person. You seem happier. You seem you've shed

01:00:41.349 --> 01:00:43.610
some stress. Yeah. No question. I mean, I don't

01:00:43.610 --> 01:00:45.449
have the stress like I did anymore, you know,

01:00:45.469 --> 01:00:49.670
because that weighed on me for years, the feeling

01:00:49.670 --> 01:00:53.969
stuck. Rat race. I got no choice. I got no options.

01:00:54.269 --> 01:00:55.789
Yeah, I was like, and I'm thinking, well, maybe

01:00:55.789 --> 01:00:57.929
I could start over. Well, no, fuck, I'm 50 years

01:00:57.929 --> 01:01:00.699
old. Yep. If I start over, then I'm going to

01:01:00.699 --> 01:01:02.980
be making this much money. I can't pay my bills

01:01:02.980 --> 01:01:05.880
over here doing that. You had to give up your

01:01:05.880 --> 01:01:08.460
astronaut dream. Jackie, when it comes time for

01:01:08.460 --> 01:01:09.900
your book, so is this something that's going

01:01:09.900 --> 01:01:11.860
to be published? Yeah. Where are you going with

01:01:11.860 --> 01:01:14.079
this? Yeah. So right now, I have a couple of

01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:17.159
people who have recently published. So I'm sending

01:01:17.159 --> 01:01:20.079
my book out to them so they can kind of QC it.

01:01:20.420 --> 01:01:23.179
And the intent of the book is to not talk about

01:01:23.179 --> 01:01:26.710
anything. sad that happens along the way that

01:01:26.710 --> 01:01:29.869
gets you to this point it really is what i learned

01:01:29.869 --> 01:01:33.730
about myself and then how do you pause and reflect

01:01:33.730 --> 01:01:37.130
on the things that i learned for me to ask you

01:01:37.130 --> 01:01:39.530
certain questions to be able to move through

01:01:39.530 --> 01:01:41.949
the journey is you know it's that self -discovery

01:01:41.949 --> 01:01:44.530
it's understanding who you are it's setting healthy

01:01:44.530 --> 01:01:46.929
boundaries i've never set healthy boundaries

01:01:46.929 --> 01:01:49.590
ever right everybody has access to all my time

01:01:49.590 --> 01:01:53.929
all the time and it's okay to say no It's okay

01:01:53.929 --> 01:01:56.889
to say. I suck at that. Yeah, we all suck at

01:01:56.889 --> 01:02:00.949
that. You know, people pleasing. I was preconditioned

01:02:00.949 --> 01:02:04.809
as a young child to make sure I kept the peace

01:02:04.809 --> 01:02:08.170
for everything. Big personality. You know, as

01:02:08.170 --> 01:02:10.090
you see, I'm, you know, almost six feet tall.

01:02:10.170 --> 01:02:14.050
I have, I'm 5 '10". So not six feet tall in case

01:02:14.050 --> 01:02:18.690
anybody on this podcast wants to know. I have

01:02:18.690 --> 01:02:21.110
flaming red hair. So you walk into your room.

01:02:21.150 --> 01:02:24.050
I'm a lot of personality, but I really kept myself

01:02:24.050 --> 01:02:27.230
kind of toned down to make sure I accommodated

01:02:27.230 --> 01:02:29.469
everybody else and everything else that was going

01:02:29.469 --> 01:02:31.849
on in their life. So I totally resonate with

01:02:31.849 --> 01:02:35.130
making a corporate change and making a change

01:02:35.130 --> 01:02:37.309
in my, in your life to do something different.

01:02:37.329 --> 01:02:40.389
Like it's hard because you're preconditioned

01:02:40.389 --> 01:02:43.320
to be. That corporate person. It was. It was

01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:45.340
a precondition. That's why I struggled with it.

01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.360
I'm like, this is what I should be doing. Yep.

01:02:47.500 --> 01:02:52.480
It's an identity. Yeah. And I don't want to identify

01:02:52.480 --> 01:02:55.860
with work. That's not who I am. Right. Right

01:02:55.860 --> 01:02:58.519
kind of a thing. So I had to overcome that. I'd

01:02:58.519 --> 01:03:00.679
love to overcome that. So is your book available

01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:05.480
on Amazon? So my intent is to have some folks

01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:08.159
review it that are near and dear to my heart.

01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:10.699
And then I worked with an executive coach last

01:03:10.699 --> 01:03:12.619
year to do some executive coaching to figure

01:03:12.619 --> 01:03:15.800
out, you know, where am I and where do I want

01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:19.559
to be? And then she has a publishing avenue.

01:03:19.659 --> 01:03:22.880
So I'll take it to an editor. And then the editor

01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:26.780
will kind of work through. Very cool. It's like

01:03:26.780 --> 01:03:29.480
a one -stop shop. It is. Where they edit and

01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:31.739
then they help you publish it. So I'll come back

01:03:31.739 --> 01:03:33.579
and talk all about it. And so where do you want

01:03:33.579 --> 01:03:36.059
to be published? I want to be published on Amazon.

01:03:36.079 --> 01:03:37.980
On Amazon, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, hey,

01:03:38.099 --> 01:03:41.480
we would love to see that be your dream become

01:03:41.480 --> 01:03:43.760
reality, and I would love to read it. Yeah. I

01:03:43.760 --> 01:03:45.980
will read it. Is it like large font with lots

01:03:45.980 --> 01:03:48.639
of colors? It'll be lots of, yeah. It's a picture

01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:50.159
book for you. Easy instruction. Can I see the

01:03:50.159 --> 01:03:53.260
Crayolas? Easy to read. Fat Crayolas. Oh, Jackie

01:03:53.260 --> 01:03:55.679
Mack, that is so you. Is it pop -up? You can

01:03:55.679 --> 01:03:58.510
move the little mouth and the... It's pop -up.

01:03:58.590 --> 01:03:59.750
You can sit on it. I'm going to read it. So my

01:03:59.750 --> 01:04:02.489
intent is to publish it and then for me to read

01:04:02.489 --> 01:04:06.170
it with this amazing velvety voice. Oh, yeah.

01:04:06.590 --> 01:04:09.309
I feel like I'm Jeff over here. Oh, my gosh.

01:04:09.889 --> 01:04:12.710
Well, you know what? We can do that. You can

01:04:12.710 --> 01:04:15.070
come over here and record it. Oh, that would

01:04:15.070 --> 01:04:16.869
be fantastic. You know, Jeff, you never thought

01:04:16.869 --> 01:04:19.639
of that. Your future in erotica audio. Oh, no,

01:04:19.699 --> 01:04:21.780
she wants to do it herself. No, I'm just saying.

01:04:21.960 --> 01:04:24.400
Jeff has the best voice in the world. I'm not

01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:26.539
saying anything against your voices, but when

01:04:26.539 --> 01:04:29.659
Jeff talks, people do this. Hand on the table.

01:04:29.699 --> 01:04:32.480
What did he say? Yep, he says. That's how it

01:04:32.480 --> 01:04:34.380
goes. Just think about it. 100 % this does not

01:04:34.380 --> 01:04:36.260
happen over here. Just think about it. Here's

01:04:36.260 --> 01:04:38.239
Jeff. He rested his hand on the small of her

01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:43.260
hips. Exactly. No, that was the guy, the rebel,

01:04:43.440 --> 01:04:45.699
the night that we were doing those shots and

01:04:45.699 --> 01:04:49.429
we were watching. Metallica. The guy came over

01:04:49.429 --> 01:04:51.969
by you and he put his hand on the small of your

01:04:51.969 --> 01:04:55.090
back. Why the unprovoked attack? Completely not

01:04:55.090 --> 01:04:57.949
in context. Unprovoked attack. Now who's responsible?

01:04:58.010 --> 01:05:00.809
I say who's responsible for this unwarranted

01:05:00.809 --> 01:05:03.710
attack on my person? Well, you said small of

01:05:03.710 --> 01:05:06.989
your back. I just rang the familiarity there.

01:05:07.090 --> 01:05:09.389
We're drinking a single malt right now. We are.

01:05:09.409 --> 01:05:12.469
It's so delicious. Unprovoked. Unprovoked attack.

01:05:13.150 --> 01:05:15.889
Endless. All right. What do we got? What are

01:05:15.889 --> 01:05:20.619
we drinking? This is White Arp American Single

01:05:20.619 --> 01:05:25.960
Malt Whiskey. This one was won at the White Horse,

01:05:26.159 --> 01:05:31.480
I'm sorry, Horse Neck. Horse Neck Whiskey Exchange

01:05:31.480 --> 01:05:36.400
on Friday. Yes. So it was one that I think Stan

01:05:36.400 --> 01:05:39.380
from Sips actually grabbed this one, put it up

01:05:39.380 --> 01:05:40.940
in the, he's like, Sean, you know, if you go

01:05:40.940 --> 01:05:42.960
up there, make sure you grab this bag, you know,

01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:46.840
one that says suck it. And I was like, all right.

01:05:46.840 --> 01:05:49.460
It didn't say tits on it. It said suck it. So

01:05:49.460 --> 01:05:50.800
I went over there and grabbed it. This one's

01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:53.699
for me. And sure enough, it was this one. And

01:05:53.699 --> 01:05:56.460
I was excited because Stan picked it because

01:05:56.460 --> 01:05:59.119
I said, Stan, hey, make sure, because it needs

01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:00.659
to be allocated. It needs to be good. So pick

01:06:00.659 --> 01:06:02.380
one that's good. And Stan's like, fuck off. I

01:06:02.380 --> 01:06:05.860
got this. Shut up. So Stan led you to this bottle?

01:06:05.980 --> 01:06:08.260
I didn't know that. He did. He said, this is

01:06:08.260 --> 01:06:10.019
what you need to get. And this one is kind of

01:06:10.019 --> 01:06:14.510
an oddity because... You know, it's around $100

01:06:14.510 --> 01:06:18.650
for this, and it's one of under 200 bottles from

01:06:18.650 --> 01:06:21.889
this because it's a single barrel. Single barrel

01:06:21.889 --> 01:06:25.010
cap strength, 59 .5%. This one is in the world

01:06:25.010 --> 01:06:27.730
of American single malt. So that's one of the

01:06:27.730 --> 01:06:33.210
newest groups established in the liquor repertoire,

01:06:33.730 --> 01:06:38.059
right? Yeah, category. Oh. Uh -oh. I almost fell

01:06:38.059 --> 01:06:39.940
out of my chair. We lost Sean. Did that post

01:06:39.940 --> 01:06:43.679
go up the butt? Oh, that was so scary. All right,

01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:46.179
well, let's take a second and suck this down

01:06:46.179 --> 01:06:48.900
because, you know, this is, I love, like, my

01:06:48.900 --> 01:06:52.760
only relationship with these single malts is

01:06:52.760 --> 01:06:55.579
coming up from two. I've got the wolves. Which

01:06:55.579 --> 01:06:58.119
is a single malt. And mind you, folks, this isn't

01:06:58.119 --> 01:07:00.679
like the single malt you get in Scotland. This

01:07:00.679 --> 01:07:03.039
isn't a scotch. There's no smoked peat in this.

01:07:03.179 --> 01:07:07.260
It's like a scotch without the smoked peat. So

01:07:07.260 --> 01:07:10.920
it's got the minerals, the earth tones that come

01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:13.239
out of this. And I don't know exactly 100 % of

01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:16.119
the process, but if you ever taste wolves, it's

01:07:16.119 --> 01:07:19.519
got that licorice anise kind of reflection in

01:07:19.519 --> 01:07:22.219
there. All right. So what kind of nose? What

01:07:22.219 --> 01:07:25.239
are you feeling here? Yeah, I said the nose was

01:07:25.239 --> 01:07:30.260
extremely pretty. But you say no peat. Like,

01:07:30.260 --> 01:07:32.840
I get some kind of peat. I just don't get the

01:07:32.840 --> 01:07:35.679
smoky part of it on the nose. There's probably

01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:37.940
some peat in there, but there's not the smoked

01:07:37.940 --> 01:07:40.659
stuff. It's not like a traditional scotch. Yeah,

01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:45.420
I said earlier when it was like a plum. But,

01:07:45.420 --> 01:07:48.460
you know, a plum turns to a prune. So very pruney.

01:07:49.019 --> 01:07:52.280
Figs kind of. You're saying on the nose? Yeah.

01:07:52.500 --> 01:07:57.460
So very, you know, what do they call it? Stone

01:07:57.460 --> 01:08:00.019
fruit. Stone fruit. Yeah. I get very stone fruit

01:08:00.019 --> 01:08:02.900
on the nose. Well, Paul nailed it. He said he

01:08:02.900 --> 01:08:05.460
smells dark chocolate. Well, that's on the finish,

01:08:05.599 --> 01:08:08.039
not on the nose. Yeah, that was on the finish.

01:08:08.139 --> 01:08:10.659
But I will tell you, I've never had something

01:08:10.659 --> 01:08:15.719
where I was so unsure of the nose to be. So impressed.

01:08:16.140 --> 01:08:18.819
Me too. With the palate and the finish. The same.

01:08:18.899 --> 01:08:22.340
I probably wouldn't nose it and say, oh gosh,

01:08:22.560 --> 01:08:24.939
I really want to drink that. Yep. But everything

01:08:24.939 --> 01:08:28.239
about the profile is incredible. Exactly. If

01:08:28.239 --> 01:08:30.960
somebody put down like six different Glen Clarens

01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:32.500
and they said you could only pick one based on

01:08:32.500 --> 01:08:34.199
the nose, I would not pick that. I would never

01:08:34.199 --> 01:08:36.699
pick that on the nose. Yeah, it was absent a

01:08:36.699 --> 01:08:38.699
lot. I mean, they were there, but I don't have

01:08:38.699 --> 01:08:41.500
a fantastic nose anyways. But, I mean, Paul,

01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:44.340
you nailed it. The nose, based on what AI says,

01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:48.880
dark chocolate, vanilla, the butter. I got buttered

01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:50.979
popcorn. But that's butter on the finish. No,

01:08:50.979 --> 01:08:54.199
you're right. But it's both. It was the finish.

01:08:54.199 --> 01:08:57.300
Because AI says it's on both. Interesting. I

01:08:57.300 --> 01:09:00.199
didn't taste that or smell that personally because,

01:09:00.279 --> 01:09:01.899
again, I don't have a nose, so I've got to go

01:09:01.899 --> 01:09:05.840
on what other people say. But, you know. It is

01:09:05.840 --> 01:09:09.880
outstanding. I'm going to tell you, it is out.

01:09:10.420 --> 01:09:13.760
freaking and i'm not a single malt fan i'm so

01:09:13.760 --> 01:09:16.800
impressed yeah jeff you haven't said a word go

01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:19.319
well you're saying everything i've been picking

01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:21.060
up right so i didn't have much to add but yeah

01:09:21.060 --> 01:09:23.560
the chocolate the the buttery whatever it is

01:09:23.560 --> 01:09:25.479
on the back yeah right in the nose you're like

01:09:25.479 --> 01:09:29.140
that's right it's it's just not much there special

01:09:29.140 --> 01:09:31.619
you know there's there's a little uniqueness

01:09:31.619 --> 01:09:35.199
to it but i think this is a unique Some of the

01:09:35.199 --> 01:09:37.000
other single malts we have out there. I was going

01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:40.039
to ask, is that a characteristic of single malts

01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:43.359
to have this ambiguous nose? I think so. Like

01:09:43.359 --> 01:09:45.680
a crazy finish? I don't know. We'll have to crack

01:09:45.680 --> 01:09:47.060
open through our characters again. I don't know.

01:09:47.500 --> 01:09:49.460
We'll be doing that soon. Anybody else have...

01:09:49.460 --> 01:09:53.380
So for me, I have... Across the palette, I have

01:09:53.380 --> 01:09:56.859
like Bananas Foster. Ooh. So, you know, you have

01:09:56.859 --> 01:10:02.060
the buttery, butterscotchy, caramel -y with something...

01:10:02.060 --> 01:10:06.640
I don't know. bananas foster bananas fosters

01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:09.199
yeah what is that is that like a beer no like

01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:11.439
you take a banana and you caramelize the banana

01:10:11.439 --> 01:10:14.960
and then right with sugar brown sugar okay yeah

01:10:14.960 --> 01:10:17.659
i can't taste and then you i can't taste that

01:10:17.659 --> 01:10:20.119
yeah don't you mention it yeah it's funny how

01:10:20.119 --> 01:10:23.239
it's funny how when someone says something and

01:10:23.239 --> 01:10:25.310
then you You think about it and you taste it

01:10:25.310 --> 01:10:26.989
again. It's like, yeah, I do get that. It's that

01:10:26.989 --> 01:10:28.670
power of suggestion. Yeah. Didn't I tell you

01:10:28.670 --> 01:10:31.850
guys? So my success model for tasting bourbons

01:10:31.850 --> 01:10:35.289
is to lead people into the experience of what

01:10:35.289 --> 01:10:37.689
they're going to taste. Yeah. So I tell them

01:10:37.689 --> 01:10:39.569
what they're going to experience when they drink

01:10:39.569 --> 01:10:42.029
it. And immediately it resonates with them like,

01:10:42.090 --> 01:10:44.750
oh, I do taste old fashioned. I do taste the

01:10:44.750 --> 01:10:46.329
orange. I do taste the cherry. I get banana.

01:10:46.529 --> 01:10:48.869
Yeah. Now that you mention it. Yeah. Well, we

01:10:48.869 --> 01:10:52.189
got to wrap this up. So what kind of, we need

01:10:52.189 --> 01:10:55.180
a great. the single malt. So let's run down the

01:10:55.180 --> 01:10:58.520
list. And we're comparing this to what? Well,

01:10:58.560 --> 01:11:01.039
it's a single malt, so the only thing we can

01:11:01.039 --> 01:11:03.659
compare it to right now is Wolves, or Baller,

01:11:03.659 --> 01:11:05.359
which we haven't tasted, which is on the list

01:11:05.359 --> 01:11:06.539
of things to bring. And the rare characters.

01:11:07.079 --> 01:11:09.239
And the rare characters. I'm just going to go

01:11:09.239 --> 01:11:10.800
with how much I'm enjoying it. How about that?

01:11:10.859 --> 01:11:13.159
That too. That too. Yeah. All right, where are

01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:15.100
we going? Who's starting? I'll start. I'll go

01:11:15.100 --> 01:11:18.420
with an eight. I'm saying same. I was going to

01:11:18.420 --> 01:11:21.840
say 7 .8. Yeah, 7 .8 for me. Yeah, I'm like a

01:11:21.840 --> 01:11:25.939
solid eight. Everything about it drinks so different

01:11:25.939 --> 01:11:28.260
than what I would anticipate. This is excellent.

01:11:28.420 --> 01:11:32.760
Yeah, it really is excellent. I'm really liking

01:11:32.760 --> 01:11:36.460
the single malts that are coming out. I think

01:11:36.460 --> 01:11:41.439
that it's a new era of whiskey. It's a new market.

01:11:41.579 --> 01:11:44.460
Yeah, it's 100%. And look, folks, listeners out

01:11:44.460 --> 01:11:47.020
there, when we rate something an eight, That's

01:11:47.020 --> 01:11:48.779
fucking good. It's a big deal. Yeah, because

01:11:48.779 --> 01:11:52.260
we don't hit 10s. We rarely hit 9s. And if it's

01:11:52.260 --> 01:11:54.920
in the 8 category, if it makes it to 8, that

01:11:54.920 --> 01:11:58.500
is a huge achievement. Yeah, absolutely. And

01:11:58.500 --> 01:12:02.399
then on top of it, not only is it beautiful in

01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:05.819
the glass, the presentation is fantastic. The

01:12:05.819 --> 01:12:08.279
label is fantastic. The label, the bottle, the

01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:11.779
top, everything about it is beautiful. It looks

01:12:11.779 --> 01:12:15.130
like it's from the... The early 1800s, doesn't

01:12:15.130 --> 01:12:17.569
it? That label. Look at that label. It looks

01:12:17.569 --> 01:12:20.189
like it's just awesome. It's Wyatt Earp. Wyatt

01:12:20.189 --> 01:12:22.390
Earp, American single malt whiskey known for

01:12:22.390 --> 01:12:24.829
rich complex flavor profile. Tasting notes include

01:12:24.829 --> 01:12:26.989
dark chocolate, citrix, vanilla, malty sweetness

01:12:26.989 --> 01:12:29.930
on the nose, flavors of fig with pepper and a

01:12:29.930 --> 01:12:32.149
hint of mint on the palate. The finish is long,

01:12:32.229 --> 01:12:34.869
smooth, with an oily mouthfeel and lingering

01:12:34.869 --> 01:12:38.170
warmth. It's excellent. And it's not cheap, though.

01:12:38.289 --> 01:12:40.609
I mean, look at the MSRP. It's $100. MSRP is

01:12:40.609 --> 01:12:43.489
$115. I'd pay $114 all day long. Yep. I would

01:12:43.489 --> 01:12:45.170
agree with that. I would buy it over and over

01:12:45.170 --> 01:12:47.630
again. Well, if you go buy it from Stan at Sips

01:12:47.630 --> 01:12:50.529
in McKinney, it costs $94. There you go. Oh,

01:12:50.770 --> 01:12:52.810
they have some at Sips? That's where it came

01:12:52.810 --> 01:12:54.250
from. That's where it came from. Slide my ass

01:12:54.250 --> 01:12:58.569
and call me Sally. Stan at Sips. Yeah. Shout

01:12:58.569 --> 01:13:01.399
out to Brian. Yeah, go find it. Yeah, I'm totally

01:13:01.399 --> 01:13:03.439
going to. I'll be going to find it tomorrow.

01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:06.020
No, I wouldn't, but it's not going to be, for

01:13:06.020 --> 01:13:07.960
this price and for how good it is, it's not going

01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:09.960
to be a nightly sipper. This is like a bring

01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:12.779
out when it's like a, well, I should ask, is

01:13:12.779 --> 01:13:15.119
this at this caliber? Would you guys drink it

01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:17.300
like every night? Not every night, but you know

01:13:17.300 --> 01:13:19.340
what I mean? Like a regular sipper. I think it

01:13:19.340 --> 01:13:21.079
would be a special moment. This is a dessert.

01:13:21.180 --> 01:13:23.039
This is something special. It's very dessert.

01:13:23.340 --> 01:13:25.319
It's kind of like the wolves. I bring this out.

01:13:25.359 --> 01:13:26.760
It's kind of like the Ben Ryan's that I bring

01:13:26.760 --> 01:13:30.010
out. It's like. We're starting to get all...

01:13:30.010 --> 01:13:33.229
Dude, even the phrase that we're... I get...

01:13:33.229 --> 01:13:34.890
I know, you're all giddy. Look at you. But the

01:13:34.890 --> 01:13:36.970
thing is that we're starting to taste these different

01:13:36.970 --> 01:13:39.930
whiskeys that we're getting, and this is like

01:13:39.930 --> 01:13:42.090
we're starting to differentiate the different

01:13:42.090 --> 01:13:44.569
tastes. We're starting to really... I can taste

01:13:44.569 --> 01:13:46.810
this, and I know this is a fray. I can taste

01:13:46.810 --> 01:13:48.890
this, and I know it's a rare character. I can

01:13:48.890 --> 01:13:52.739
taste... Jack Daniels and Noah, we're getting

01:13:52.739 --> 01:13:55.060
to that point where we're becoming badasses.

01:13:55.180 --> 01:13:58.239
And where did y 'all start? We all start kind

01:13:58.239 --> 01:14:02.979
of grassroots. I remember on my kitchen counter

01:14:02.979 --> 01:14:06.239
I had, I don't know, six bottles of Buffalo Trace

01:14:06.239 --> 01:14:08.380
and I thought I was a badass. No, we started

01:14:08.380 --> 01:14:11.500
drinking black powder. I don't even know what

01:14:11.500 --> 01:14:14.380
that is. What is black powder? Black Eagle. Bad.

01:14:14.380 --> 01:14:16.720
Black powder. It was just... But we were all

01:14:16.720 --> 01:14:20.140
into it. Really, we were into Nine Bandit a lot.

01:14:20.140 --> 01:14:21.739
Yeah, Nine Bandit. Well, that was after black

01:14:21.739 --> 01:14:24.000
powder. That was weeded. We started off like

01:14:24.000 --> 01:14:27.520
most whiskeys should start off with the weeded

01:14:27.520 --> 01:14:30.359
whiskeys because it's easier on the palate. And

01:14:30.359 --> 01:14:32.899
we were kind of like, oh, rye. Oh, my God. That's

01:14:32.899 --> 01:14:35.779
too... Now we're like, fucking A, man. Yeah.

01:14:36.199 --> 01:14:39.359
We were so... clueless but but your palate changes

01:14:39.359 --> 01:14:42.539
over time i think you know i really started um

01:14:42.539 --> 01:14:46.260
experiencing bourbon probably in 2019 we're at

01:14:46.260 --> 01:14:49.539
2025 i have a pretty extensive collection i always

01:14:49.539 --> 01:14:52.600
say to people when i i talk about bourbon like

01:14:52.600 --> 01:14:54.899
a nerd i say you know i have a pretty good collection

01:14:54.899 --> 01:14:57.840
for a chick i have i don't know 223 bottles oh

01:14:57.840 --> 01:15:02.670
yeah and you ride a harley Not yet. An Indian.

01:15:02.869 --> 01:15:08.689
I don't ride an Indian yet, but I will. I totally

01:15:08.689 --> 01:15:11.810
blew that. I'm a fellow Indian rider, and I blew

01:15:11.810 --> 01:15:14.250
that. I know, but I will be riding an Indian.

01:15:15.930 --> 01:15:19.590
We're going to edit that out. And we need a soundbite.

01:15:19.630 --> 01:15:25.470
Bob Barker from The Price is Right. I'm just

01:15:25.470 --> 01:15:27.470
going to say one other thing. Darn it, and it

01:15:27.470 --> 01:15:31.819
is gone. Is it the bourbon? Blame it on the whiskey.

01:15:32.039 --> 01:15:35.720
There you go. Did you have fun? Oh, my God. I

01:15:35.720 --> 01:15:37.840
always have fun with y 'all. You guys are so

01:15:37.840 --> 01:15:41.800
fun. Just everyone's personality is different,

01:15:41.939 --> 01:15:44.520
and I always learn a little along the way, too.

01:15:44.739 --> 01:15:47.500
And it's a general vocabulary that includes the

01:15:47.500 --> 01:15:50.880
word anal. I was about to say it's always a wholesome

01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:57.680
family, but yeah. Maybe full -release anal. What

01:15:57.680 --> 01:16:01.960
is the timeline on your book? So I would say

01:16:01.960 --> 01:16:07.300
probably publication by October the 1st. Wow.

01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:09.659
That's quick. We're going to have to have you

01:16:09.659 --> 01:16:13.960
come back and talk about this. I highly recommend

01:16:13.960 --> 01:16:17.199
that we set another date. Let's make it a fiscal

01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:19.020
quarter from now. You know, it's pretty good

01:16:19.020 --> 01:16:20.779
for me that I get to make a date with three men.

01:16:21.159 --> 01:16:24.739
Four. Four men. You know, every couple of months.

01:16:24.979 --> 01:16:27.300
Chuck's up in the corner. What the hell, man?

01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:34.119
Chuck, I said four. I'm the finisher. Well, we

01:16:34.119 --> 01:16:36.720
love having you, so I'm glad you had a good time.

01:16:36.800 --> 01:16:38.500
And I love being here. You guys are amazing.

01:16:38.739 --> 01:16:41.140
Awesome. Well, we look forward to the next time.

01:16:41.220 --> 01:16:44.100
We look forward for our little listeners to smash

01:16:44.100 --> 01:16:46.520
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Us podcast on Facebook and Instagram. Check us

01:16:49.539 --> 01:16:52.500
out on the Woodcraft side, too. RSS .com is the...

01:16:52.500 --> 01:16:58.619
It's what? What the hell is RSS? Oh, boy. That's

01:16:58.619 --> 01:17:01.479
the host. That's the host. Yeah, so RSS is the

01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:03.399
host. So you go there and there's like multiple

01:17:03.399 --> 01:17:05.180
different varieties. But you can pick us up on

01:17:05.180 --> 01:17:10.420
Spotify, Amazon, iTunes. Yeah, the Apple iPod.

01:17:10.420 --> 01:17:14.680
What is it called? It's the Apple Podcast, I

01:17:14.680 --> 01:17:17.300
believe. Apple Podcast. We're on almost everything.

01:17:17.659 --> 01:17:21.670
Everywhere. Yeah, it's just called Podcast. If

01:17:21.670 --> 01:17:24.050
you've got any suggestions for us, just direct

01:17:24.050 --> 01:17:26.729
message us on Instagram. We're mostly following

01:17:26.729 --> 01:17:28.829
that a lot. We take everything. If you want us

01:17:28.829 --> 01:17:30.649
to talk about something, somebody asked us to

01:17:30.649 --> 01:17:34.069
talk about Trump's airplane and how do we feel

01:17:34.069 --> 01:17:39.029
about Saudi Arabia. You've got to check out Instagram

01:17:39.029 --> 01:17:43.109
messages. They say it on social media. It turned

01:17:43.109 --> 01:17:45.229
out to be a nothing bird, but I don't even know

01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:47.310
how... What the hell's going on with Trump's

01:17:47.310 --> 01:17:50.130
plane? I don't know. I think it's, it would be.

01:17:50.430 --> 01:17:54.810
It was Cutter? Cutter. Yeah. From Cutter? Yes.

01:17:55.010 --> 01:17:57.850
Yeah. I think we're irresponsible, not from the

01:17:57.850 --> 01:18:00.170
fact that we're getting an airplane from them,

01:18:00.250 --> 01:18:02.109
but from a security standpoint. Why would you

01:18:02.109 --> 01:18:03.789
get another airplane from somebody? It's kind

01:18:03.789 --> 01:18:06.210
of stupid. Right. Plan a bomb and it's so easy.

01:18:06.369 --> 01:18:10.840
All right. Mr. Producer Chuck, thank you for

01:18:10.840 --> 01:18:14.560
staying on top of all the things. This was July

01:18:14.560 --> 01:18:20.640
2nd? First. Canada Day! Canada Day! I'm going

01:18:20.640 --> 01:18:25.239
to do the dramatic pause like Jeff did. I'm Paul.

01:18:25.380 --> 01:18:28.180
I'm Jeff. I'm Jackie Mack. We'll see you next

01:18:28.180 --> 01:18:29.239
time there, fartmouths.