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Can I play that? For the intro? Why not? Why

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not? Well, I think once the music stops, because

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it'll be... There you go. It's like a 15th generation

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soundbite there. Yeah, the audio's not very good.

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So do we interpret that as him being strong or

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like super frustrated? I think he's frustrated

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as anything. With who? Israel? Both. I think

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he was more frustrated with Israel than Iran

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because he was bitching at Israel more. And he

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goes, I'm upset at Iran, too. But Israel shouldn't

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have unleashed all those bombs, the biggest bombs

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that I've ever seen. And what happened? So, like,

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he declared the ceasefire and then Iran launched

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a couple more. Both of them agreed to ceasefire.

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Iran and Israel agreed to ceasefire. And then

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Israel shot a bunch of... Bombs. Some more. Or

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drones or whatever. Whatever it was. And then

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Israel overreacted. No. Israel did it first.

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Oh, first. And then Iran sent a couple back.

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Well, of course. They tit for tat the whole time.

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Yeah. So he's basically going, these two countries

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have been at war for so long, they don't know

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what the fuck they're doing. Well, and I think

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he's also frustrated because he talked a bunch

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of shit about stopping Russia and Ukraine. And

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that has not happened. On day one. I'm going

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to play it again because. They don't know what

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the fuck they're doing. Do you understand that?

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That is... That's very uncharacteristic for him.

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What the funny thing was, he goes, okay, we're

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having a ceasefire. Iran, you got six hours.

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And Israel, you got 12 hours. Right? It was weird.

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Yeah. It was like, wait a minute. Why does Israel

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get like six more hours to reply? Yeah. And Jesse

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Waters was like, so yeah, you got to finish up

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your bombing. And, you know, take your last shots.

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Take your last shots. Yeah, both of you get it

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all out of your system. And then there's going

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to be peace forever. That's kind of like what

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this was. I already had these bombs ready to

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go, so let's just launch them. Yeah, some of

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them are, like, loaded. Some of the chain of

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command, you've got to pass it down to your,

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you know, like, least capable missile firer.

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Right. You know, rocket launcher. Drop whatever

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you have loaded. Yeah. Yeah, apparently him and

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BB had a very terse conversation. Oh, after.

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After they did that, yeah. And who? Bibi. Who's

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Bibi? Netanyahu. Well, I mean, because it makes

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Trump kind of look silly, right? Well, if it

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makes him look silly, I think it makes Israel,

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when they both come out and say, yes, a ceasefire,

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and then they still shoot each other. I think

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he was threatened. I think Trump has this, he

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holds himself up in high standards, and he's

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kind of like, well, I'm the one that's orchestrating

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all this stuff, and how dare those two disrespect

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me by throwing bombs. After I negotiated a peace

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deal. Yeah. Well, then he announced it everywhere.

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Ceasefire, ceasefire, ceasefire. Now these guys

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aren't doing it, so how dare that? And he's putting

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his clout out on the line. I think that's what

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he's pissed off about. He's getting involved.

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This needs to stop. Right. And he put it, yeah,

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exactly right. He took charge. He got the United

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States involved. We just bombed the fuck out

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of Iran, and you guys can't do anything. And

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a ceasefire is not a peace deal. I agree. It

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just means stop firing. Yeah, we blew right past

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our typical opening here. We were supposed to...

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Welcome to the second half. It's the second half

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of the Dudes Like Us podcast. It's June 24th,

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2025. We started off... No, the first half of

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the podcast, we had Gentleman Jack, and we talked

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about Gentleman Jack, and we just kind of like

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80 proof, but you know what? Shout out to Gentleman

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Jack because there's a time and place... for

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that type of stuff. And as we probably said in

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a prior podcast, there are, this is a starter

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one. It's a, what'd you call it? Gateway. It's

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a gateway bourbon for some of the people out

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there. I don't know why that makes me laugh every

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time. But it's perfect though. It is perfect

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for some people out there. Yeah, it is. Because

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it's so easy to drink. For us, hell, we could

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take that with a big tumbler and fill it with

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ice and we could just drink it. I mean, it's

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just, I don't know if that's sad or if that's

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impressive, but you know what? When we do that,

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If you hand it to anybody and they take a big

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gulp of it, they're like, oh, God. I know, I

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know. Yes, yes. Which makes me wonder, what have

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we done to ourselves? Have we burned off everything

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in our throat? We've numbed some things. You

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know, I think that it's not a matter of numbing

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it. I think that our taste buds have become so

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refined. The receptors on there are able to sift

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through. what we're drinking and we can taste

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different things. Those notes are sticking out.

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There are people out there that are wine sommeliers

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and they can be like, oh, this grape is from

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1972. It's a... It's from the left bank of the

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river. Yeah. River Rhine. By the grove. There

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are people out there that are just super, super

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good at it. I think, you know, we're not... We're

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not there at all. We're not stewards. But you

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know what? We're not bad. We're actually really

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good at this. We can taste it. We know the difference.

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I'm not as good as you guys are. Oh, shut your

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front hole. I'm not. You guys are like, oh, I

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get custard. I get this. I get that. Oh, whatever.

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I get pine nuts. That's because you guys are

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amazing. And I'm like, I get caramel. Yeah, leather

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and tobacco. No, bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit.

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But we're all, look, we all know it. We all can

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taste it. The Gentleman Jack didn't have it.

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They had very, very subtle hits, and that's why

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we say, hey, man, try this one out first, and

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then just kind of move on up. We're not talking

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about now, but this one we have right now is

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the antithesis of that Gentleman Jack, and this

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is terrific. I can't wait to talk about this.

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It is jam -packed with flavor, and it has something

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to say with us that when you get something that's

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a higher proof, those tastes just... pump right

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through there. It's so rich. Stabby in the tongue.

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It's so rich. It is. I have to take very small

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sips because it's so rich. Yep. Agreed. So we

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drank something on Saturday night. We did the

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Fray Ranch. It's not uncut, unfiltered, but it

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was... It was just the straight bourbon, the

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castor eggs, right? It was delicious. Is that

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what put me down? It did. 124 proof. I don't

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know what happened. You guys didn't shoot it.

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I shot it. Why would I do that? I don't know.

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That was a double shot. That was a huge drink.

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It was 126. You were managing a bunch of stuff.

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You had your tumbler with you, and you had the

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shot, and you were kind of like, oh, it's too

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much. I'm just going to get rid of them. Bam.

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And it was gone. I looked over there. It was

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empty. I was like, uh -oh. Yeah. It was instantaneous

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mistake. Yeah. I don't remember much after that,

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to be honest. I remember you wanting to drive

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me home, and I was like, I'll walk home. They

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just turned around and left. I was like. All

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right. I hope. I'm scared of what happened in

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between there and that moment. I don't know what

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happened. I'll tell you what. The walk home for

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me was interesting just mentally because that

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was the night of the shooting and they never

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caught the guy. Oh, so you were like. Were you

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rolling around in people's yards? So they still

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haven't caught the guy? They didn't that night.

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When I was walking home at 11 o 'clock or whatever

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time it was. It was like Mission Impossible.

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It was. Did we ever talk about the finality of

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that? I mean, first of all, we don't know what

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the finality was, but let's tell our listeners

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out there. On Saturday night, we were at a pool

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party, our community HOA pool party, and we hear

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this pop, pop, pop, and we thought it was firecrackers.

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I didn't hear that. It turned out it was probably,

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it was a gunfire. Gunfire. And it sounds like,

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you know, we've heard someone got murdered, then

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we heard someone did get murdered. I don't know.

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I don't know, but someone definitely got shot,

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and the cops were all around our neighborhood.

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Now, mind you, our community, right where we're

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at, only consists of a couple streets. Three

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or four streets right there, and just a small

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little network, maybe half a mile by half a mile.

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Does that seem fair? Yeah, it's not a big area.

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Whatever that street is that Chuck lives on,

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right? Basically. Creekwood. It's not very big,

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so they were concentrated in that area, and that's

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where we all live, and we're kind of free. I'm

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freaking out, because that was right when we

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spoke of that. Iran just smacked the shit out

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of it, and I'm thinking, this is a terrorist

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cell going fucking nuts. The Ayatollah pushed

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the red button, and the sleeper fell off. Frisco,

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Texas, activated. Pop out a manhole. Preston

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Vineyards North. Boom. Kill them all. Well, Andrea

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said that the cops had Hillcrest shut down and

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Rolliter shut down. Oh, damn. They were going

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to find this guy. They were trying. What do you

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mean? Like they were checking the cars, leaving

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the - No cars were getting out or in, I guess.

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What? That's what she said. She had the police

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report. Good thing I didn't get arrested stumbling

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home. I know. I could have been that guy. Well,

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I was walking home because it's dark in some

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areas, so I was, you know. you know, doing flips

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and turns and... You were flipping? Oh, yeah.

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Throwing some shuriken stars. Yeah. Yeah. And

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then people are like, what is this guy doing?

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It's more like a habit theme. What the hell is

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this guy tumbling around in my yard for? Well,

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no, you're walking and you're like, I hear a

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noise, so you turn around and you look. It's

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funny. So you were like on edge. No, just a little

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bit. Just because you're like, well, they haven't

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caught this guy or girl. I don't know who it

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was. Probably a guy. And it's not a long walk.

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It's a quarter mile, right? So, you know, five

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minute, ten minute walk. But it's dark and I

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was inebriated, which probably didn't help things.

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Yeah. You were inebriated? I had that. You knew

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it. I had that drink. That thing destroyed me.

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It destroyed Paul. That was probably the only

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benefit of it because I wasn't on edge at all

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walking home. I didn't know where I was. Well,

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from the pool to my house, I called my wife,

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and I freaked out the whole family. You did.

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You really did. I had a memory of that part of

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it. But the thing is, I still believe it was

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warranted. Hey, it never hurts to be on guard.

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I was like, hey, look, we need to be vigilant.

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So when I told her that, I was like, look, make

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sure the garage door's closed, lock all the doors,

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and turn off the lights when I use them, and

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I'll be there in a couple minutes. You know,

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there was a shooting around the corner, literally

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right around the corner, and the police are looking

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for them. And they could be anywhere. We just

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make sure everyone's safe. And she just, she

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freaking went panic attack, kind of. You know,

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she freaked out. She calls Austin. He's over

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at his friend's house. He comes around the corner.

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When he parks in the front, he's like, just go

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home and park, just get in the house. And I was

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like, what the fuck? What did you call him home

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for? He's probably safer over there. He's far

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away. Right. Well, maybe, maybe not. Who knows?

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I mean, the guy disappeared. We don't know where

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he went. But my point is that this is in Frisco,

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Texas, and we don't know. We don't do stuff like

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this. Yeah, this is kind of unheard of out here.

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So the update to the situation last night. There's

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not much to report. Yeah. Frisco Police says

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officers responded to a report disturbing involving

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three individuals in the area of Wentworth Drive

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and Saddlehorn Drive. Upon arrival, officers

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located one subject. at Sustained Gun Shop. Oh,

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they didn't find him. Individual was transported

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to a hospital. The remaining two subjects fled

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the scene, prompted the police pursuit with assistance

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from K -9 units and the DPS Air One. Air One.

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Ooh. Ooh, yeah. That sounds so official. The

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helicopter. Air Wolf. So this was on June 22nd,

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two days ago. So that was Sunday morning. Air

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Wolf. Air Wolf, yeah. That was a great show.

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It was. Who was the main actor? Dan Michael Vincent.

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Yeah, he turned into a mess. Did he used to be

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on Aliens as the robot? No, he was the main guy

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in Aliens. But was he a robot? That was Mark

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Singer. That was in... Ooh, can you bring up

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a picture? No, he was at V. Oh, good show, by

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the way. I wish they had lasted longer. That

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was the girlfriend in Deadpool. She's smoking

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hot. I'm talking about the one from the late

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70s and 80s. Oh, Jan Michael. I know who that

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is. I was thinking it was somebody else. Yeah,

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that's him. I was thinking of the movie. He became

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a mess later in life. Did he really? Yeah. That

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sucks. Yeah, there's a series of the early 80s,

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I think. Just look up V. Just look up V. That's

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hard. Yeah. That was such a good... The remake

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of it, I didn't realize it was an old show. Oh,

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yeah. But the remake of it was great. It didn't

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last very long, though. It was a mini... Well,

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it was a miniseries. Right. At least the original

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was a miniseries. Oh, the Sci -Fi 2009 show?

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Yes. Is it really that long ago? Jane Badler,

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Elizabeth Mitchell. Marina... Marina Bacana.

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That's the one. Marina Bacana. She's in Deadpool,

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and she is smoking hot. Who's that? Marina Bacardi?

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Yes. Yeah. She's in Deadpool, right? Did you

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ever watch... She's in and she does full nude

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sex scenes in... What? What, what, what? Talk

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slower. Yes. It's a TV show on Showtime. Homeland?

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Let's switch into incognito mode. Yeah, she was

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in Homeland. Yeah, the first season. She was

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the wife of the suspect. And yeah, she does some...

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In that show? Oh, yeah. Homeland? Homeland, yeah.

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Okay, let me write this out. That 1M. Okay, nobody

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laughed at that. That's okay. That's okay. I

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was writing it down. Yes. It's not Hum -a -me

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-land. Nobody thought it was funny. Jokes fall

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flat. I'm used to it. Okay. Is this her? What

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the hell, man? This has got a V pubes. Okay,

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by the way, that can't be real. I like it, but

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it can't be real. But is that her? Yes. Her face.

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God. You know that porn rewires your brain, Sean?

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Well, that says it's from the Scandal Planet.

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Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's right. So the first

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V was out in 1983. Right. She's so pretty, though.

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She's married to the guy that was in Gotham.

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Huh. And the OC, if you remember that show. I

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never watched any of those shows. Yeah. He's

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the main guy that was in Gotham. All right. Yeah,

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she's attractive. The shows are kind of bland

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right now on TV. I'm looking for entertainment

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at night, and I'm kind of going back through

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some older shows that I kind of wanted to watch.

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And you guys always have great shows to bring

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up, and I can never remember what the heck they

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are. I can't either. Watch Dark Winds. Yeah,

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but you know what I need? I need it on my chalkboard

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so that I can look up there at it. Because when

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I get home, it's kind of like, oh, you know what?

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Thank you. I try to put them in my notes. Watch

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Dark Winds. It's good. What's it about? It's

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about the 1970s Indian Reserve murder mystery.

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Indian Reserve? Like the Navajo Indians. Oh.

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And it's very well done. It's by Georgia R. Martin

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and Robert Redford are the executive producers.

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I didn't know that. What's the name of it again?

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Dark Winds. It's really well done. They're short

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seasons, seven, eight episodes. It's a great

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period piece from the 70s. It's about a sheriff

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and his deputies trying to solve a specific murder.

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Yeah, this right here. It's really good. Oh,

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it wasn't made in the 70s. It's a recent show.

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Oh, yeah, it's a recent show. But it's a period

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piece from the 70s. Yes. I got you. attractive

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young Indian in there as well. Dude, George R

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.R. Martin? Yep. Really? He wrote it? Well, he's

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involved. Executive producing it. He's involved

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somehow. So is Robert Redford. His readers are

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not happy that he has totally stalled out on

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finishing the Game of Thrones series. Does anybody

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here read those? Dude, they stalled out at the

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end of the, I mean, actually, I don't read them,

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but I mean, at the very last show, the whole

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end of the cinema. Of it was horrible. The series

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went past the books. Yeah. The books basically

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covered the first, I think, five seasons. Right.

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And then the last three were just. They made

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him up. And I'm assuming he was guiding them.

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Yeah, he was involved in some of that. But he

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goes, yeah, my book's probably not going to follow

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whatever they're doing here. Yeah, they blew

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the last series. But my point is that there was

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one of the fight scenes at the Game of Thrones.

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It was so dark you couldn't see anything. I was

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like, what was the story behind it? Well, it

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was the ultimate fight as well. It was them against

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the White Walkers. The White Walkers. The big

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fight. They've been building up for years on

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this. All of a sudden it happens and it's pitch

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black. And you can't really see anything. When

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Arya, like, flies through the air and stabs the

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head dude, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Spoiler alert.

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Spoiler alert. Awkward. Sorry, yeah, and I don't

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know how it ends, but yeah. Yeah, so yeah, she

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goes flying through, and he catches her, and

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she drops the knife. Did you do, like, an office

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pool on that last season of Game of Thrones where

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they would, like, they'd ask, who gets to kill

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the White Walker? And you'd have to pick. Did

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you guys really do this? Yes, we did. In the

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last season, they were releasing it week by week,

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right? I waited until it was all done and then

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watched it all at once. Did you win? I came in

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second. Who did you pick? Jeff, look at me. Turn

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your head that way a little bit more. I did not

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pick. He wants your good look. Is there something?

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What's happening? What's her name? There we go.

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All right. I did not pick Aria. What are you

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doing? What's wrong with him? Why are you taking

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a picture of Jeff? No, no. He's right there.

00:18:02.569 --> 00:18:05.769
Well, the headphones, they're a mess. Just reach

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up there and pull that down. Let's just... Yeah.

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All right. Our headphones are a mess. Yes. A

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little context. They're a little shreddy. The

00:18:13.190 --> 00:18:15.829
ear pads are shredding. And so when we're done,

00:18:15.849 --> 00:18:17.450
they're like, you've got black shit all over

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your face. You look like... Well, Paul, your

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ear looks like it has one of those... What do

00:18:22.190 --> 00:18:25.730
you call it with the hole? A vagina. No. The

00:18:25.730 --> 00:18:28.650
ear hole. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The earlobe hole.

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Oh, a Funyun hole? Yeah, a Funyun hole. For a

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gauge? Is that what you call that? Yeah, a gauge.

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A gauge. You look like you have a gauge. No,

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really. What's the name of it? A gauge? Yeah,

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a gauge. Yeah, when they get so big, they won't

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return to size. That's so silly. Why do they

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do that? Why would you irreversibly ruin your

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earlobe? I don't know. I've seen some of those

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African... natives out there. Yeah, with the

00:18:54.200 --> 00:18:59.720
big saucer in there. Those retract back to normal,

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I think. No. Dude, I was trying to... I saw some

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dudes' nipples that were like that, and I was

00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:08.279
like, why? I saw somebody who did their cheek

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like that, had a gauge to the side of their cheek,

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so you saw their teeth? No. Yeah. My Lord. And

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you know, I don't even see that anymore. Thanks,

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Chuck. That's disgusting. It is. It was really

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disgusting. That's something you would see like

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on the mummy. Yeah, it was bad. Or Two -Face.

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It was not attractive looking. Right. Or they'll

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have it in their nose and you see the inside

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of their nose. But don't they realize that they're

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going to live past a point when they don't? They

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don't. They don't care. It's all about the moment.

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They don't think about that. For some of these

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young ding -dongs, hell, some of them are older.

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And you know what? Whatever. It's none of my

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business. Yeah, it's true. It's true. But they

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got to live with it. They're probably going to

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want plastic surgery later, right? That's what

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happens with the earlobes. They have to cut them

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off. If they live that long, does it make that

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noise when they cut them off? Yes. Interesting.

00:19:57.450 --> 00:19:59.250
I wonder what kind of tool they use. A xylophone.

00:20:01.410 --> 00:20:06.150
While they cut, they go. It makes no sense, but

00:20:06.150 --> 00:20:09.509
okay. That's cool. So I've been watching this

00:20:09.509 --> 00:20:13.299
show called Duster. Which is on HBO. My mom had

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a Duster. See, he's always pulling out shows

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that we can't afford. HBO? Apple TV, HBO. Well,

00:20:19.160 --> 00:20:21.920
he just said something on AMC Plus that nobody

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has either. And then what was the other one you

00:20:23.779 --> 00:20:26.380
keep bringing out? MGM? Oh, yeah. Rogue Heroes.

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Yeah. He was in... Rogue Heroes? Rogue Heroes.

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He was in Lost. Rogue. Rogue. Rogue. Like Rug

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One. Yeah, that's another good one. And did you

00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:38.640
guys watch Andor? Yes. Because that's on Disney

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Plus. Ooh, you got to pay for that, too. No,

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actually, I piggyback. I'm a mooch off of Sean

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on that one. Hey, man. Perfect. Keep the love

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in the family. Anyway, this duster is set in

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the 70s, and he drives a duster. Was your arm

00:20:52.500 --> 00:20:56.000
getting shaky? Yeah. Oh, dude. I reached out

00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:58.519
to knuckle bump Paul. It was like nothing. And

00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:00.599
you're like, I can't hold it. I can't hold it.

00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:05.440
Please look at me. My knuckle's so thick. I was

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kind of... Hold on. I thought you guys jogged

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it. I kind of wanted more. I liked it. No, I

00:21:11.650 --> 00:21:14.369
liked it. I liked it. I thought I was missing

00:21:14.369 --> 00:21:16.210
something. Oh, there was consensus? I mean, I

00:21:16.210 --> 00:21:17.069
thought there was like workness. No, it was very

00:21:17.069 --> 00:21:19.609
well done. There was no workness. No. Is it a

00:21:19.609 --> 00:21:21.950
movie or show? It's a show. It's a show, yeah.

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It's two seasons. I highly recommend it. Okay.

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Yeah, it was well done. I would tell you, and

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or from the Star Wars fan that I am, what Jeff

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said, it was well done. It was well done. Had

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they started that in 1976, it would have been

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hugely successful back then. Where does it go?

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I get so confused. Right before New Hope. Right

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before Princess Leia gets the... It's before

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Rogue One. What they're doing is they're starting

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the rebellion up. It's the start of the rebellion.

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Now that just Yeah, how it comes to light. It's

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where you have the emperor and the dark Jedis.

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They don't have the Jedis yet at that point.

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I mean, they are out there, but they're not part

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of it. It's just, God damn it. They just start

00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:23.960
up the rebellion because they've got the, what

00:22:23.960 --> 00:22:26.519
is the name? It's the Republic is going out there

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and they're taking over planets. Right. Is basically

00:22:29.859 --> 00:22:31.480
what it is. They're commandeering the planets

00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:34.519
for their precious metals and stuff. So they

00:22:34.519 --> 00:22:37.480
can build the Death Star. That's basically what

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it was. They were looking for specific crystals

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that will feed the power to power up the laser

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and the Death Star so they can start blowing

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up planets. Or have the power to do that so that

00:22:48.619 --> 00:22:51.859
they will. Get everybody, you know, no choice.

00:22:52.420 --> 00:22:55.279
Well, basically, yeah. They started taking over

00:22:55.279 --> 00:22:58.180
planets, is what it was. So it's Andor, then

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Rogue One, then New Hope. Correct. Which is Star

00:23:01.339 --> 00:23:04.339
Wars. Right. Which is the original Star Wars.

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Four. Episode four. And then one, two, and three

00:23:07.940 --> 00:23:11.240
are even before Andor. Right. Correct. That's

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Old Republic. That's Old Republic. Dude. And

00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:16.920
then there's all sorts of shows, too, though.

00:23:17.099 --> 00:23:18.599
You got the Clone Wars. You got to watch Clone

00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:21.930
Wars. Yeah, the Clone Wars and Ashoka. It's well

00:23:21.930 --> 00:23:25.450
done. They've got... Is it animated? Yes. It's

00:23:25.450 --> 00:23:28.829
a computer. Oh. There's even the one that you

00:23:28.829 --> 00:23:30.730
don't want. I like it. I forget even what the

00:23:30.730 --> 00:23:32.269
name of it was. That doesn't tie into anything.

00:23:32.670 --> 00:23:39.230
The lesbian ones? Yeah. Well, I liked it. I liked

00:23:39.230 --> 00:23:41.990
it. Because of lesbians. Yeah, you were like...

00:23:42.140 --> 00:23:44.480
In the corner. It's the acolyte. Battling everybody.

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The acolyte. There you go. The acolyte. You know,

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I heard there's going to be, I read this today

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that there's going to be a Darth Maul TV show.

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Like on Disney? I think. But he's not a hero.

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But I will tell you, but Darth Maul has a very,

00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:04.799
he has a crazy life because after he was cut

00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:08.160
in half and fell down into the pit. He lived.

00:24:08.180 --> 00:24:12.240
He lived. He used the force to stay alive. And

00:24:12.240 --> 00:24:16.019
he ultimately had fake legs, made him look like

00:24:16.019 --> 00:24:19.240
a spider, I think. For a while. Really? Yeah.

00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:22.640
Watch the Clone Wars. In fact, it's a sad, he

00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:24.980
has a very sad story. There's a lot of regret,

00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:27.759
a lot of misery. He's like, I'm so sorry that

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I fought Anakin. No. He fought Qui -Gon. He killed

00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.359
Qui -Gon. Well, Obi -Wan cut him in half. But

00:24:36.359 --> 00:24:38.759
he killed somebody. He killed Qui -Gon. Yeah.

00:24:38.859 --> 00:24:42.720
Qui -Gon. Oh, Qui -Gon is Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson.

00:24:42.819 --> 00:24:45.680
He didn't have skills in that movie. Yeah. After

00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:49.200
he was dead, he figured out those skills. Yes,

00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:50.960
I guess. That was the dun -dun -dun -dun -dun

00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:52.480
-dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. Oh,

00:24:52.519 --> 00:24:59.630
yes. I remember the music. Yeah. That was very

00:24:59.630 --> 00:25:01.829
good. Thanks, guys. There's no helicopters, though.

00:25:01.970 --> 00:25:03.369
I appreciate it. I didn't do a helicopter. It

00:25:03.369 --> 00:25:07.490
was tantalizing. Yeah, there you go. That's the

00:25:07.490 --> 00:25:12.250
wings. Yeah. She wasn't here. I sold her. I hope

00:25:12.250 --> 00:25:14.609
there is going to be a Darth Maul TV show, because

00:25:14.609 --> 00:25:17.089
that would be a good one. That would be an interesting

00:25:17.089 --> 00:25:19.609
one. Darth Maul show. Yeah. I don't see anything.

00:25:19.769 --> 00:25:21.309
Well, I mean, it could be in the production.

00:25:21.410 --> 00:25:23.869
I don't know. 26 years later, Star Wars fans

00:25:23.869 --> 00:25:25.670
still wonder how Darth Maul survived the fall.

00:25:25.670 --> 00:25:27.990
It could be just the fans, you know, want the

00:25:27.990 --> 00:25:30.049
TV show. But there's books out there. So they

00:25:30.049 --> 00:25:31.869
have books out there that tell you the story

00:25:31.869 --> 00:25:36.369
about him. And all that is kind of controversial

00:25:36.369 --> 00:25:38.329
too, right? Yeah, because you have. Because some

00:25:38.329 --> 00:25:40.390
follow the, what do you call it? The canon. The

00:25:40.390 --> 00:25:45.339
canon. canon. I get it. There's different timelines

00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:48.420
but they're all still good stories. It's all

00:25:48.420 --> 00:25:50.799
supposed to be entertaining. That's what I'm

00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:54.480
saying. The Acolyte to me was entertaining. It

00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:58.579
was so gay parts of it. But at the same time,

00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:02.480
it's part of it. What about Mandalorian? Where

00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:04.460
did that come in? Is that just an offshoot of

00:26:04.460 --> 00:26:07.700
the Boba Fett thing? It is. It had nothing to

00:26:07.700 --> 00:26:12.420
do with the timeline? The timeline... Well, the

00:26:12.420 --> 00:26:16.440
Mandalorian is kind of a species or a race. It's

00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:21.200
a planet. Right. Mandalore. Yeah. So they have

00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:23.740
the Mandalorians that live there, and it's a

00:26:23.740 --> 00:26:26.339
cult, so to speak. You're not allowed to have

00:26:26.339 --> 00:26:28.119
your helmets on. You're not allowed to take them

00:26:28.119 --> 00:26:30.700
off, and it's kind of a religious sect in there.

00:26:30.819 --> 00:26:32.880
And then there are factions of them that kind

00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:34.619
of like, well, they can take their helmets off,

00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:38.099
but they're not true Mandalorians. Like the Mandalorian

00:26:38.099 --> 00:26:40.119
show, he's a true Mandalorian, even though he

00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:43.390
wasn't... He was, he's not from Mandalore, but

00:26:43.390 --> 00:26:47.390
his family got murdered and he was taken in by

00:26:47.390 --> 00:26:50.089
the Mandalorians. And their goal is to kidnap

00:26:50.089 --> 00:26:54.750
baby Yodas. Correct. Well, no, I mean. No, he

00:26:54.750 --> 00:26:56.609
didn't kidnap them. He was a bounty hunter. And

00:26:56.609 --> 00:26:59.630
one of the bounties was to go after baby Yoda.

00:26:59.869 --> 00:27:02.170
Yes. And he was kind of like, oh, this baby Yoda's

00:27:02.170 --> 00:27:03.529
kind of cute. I think I'm going to keep him for

00:27:03.529 --> 00:27:04.730
myself. Well, I think he found out they were

00:27:04.730 --> 00:27:07.529
going to kill him. And then he decided, no, you're

00:27:07.529 --> 00:27:09.210
not going to kill this little baby. So he took

00:27:09.210 --> 00:27:12.839
him. The probably number one selling Disney toy

00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:17.500
is Baby Yoda. Yeah, well. Could be. Little Joe

00:27:17.500 --> 00:27:19.900
Pesci. But then there was a lot of scandal about

00:27:19.900 --> 00:27:21.980
that show because of, what's her name? She got

00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:26.589
booted from the show. Oh, Karina. Yes. And she

00:27:26.589 --> 00:27:29.690
sued and she won. Yeah, and rightfully so. Because,

00:27:29.710 --> 00:27:32.630
I mean, she posted something on X or Twitter

00:27:32.630 --> 00:27:34.730
or something. It was a retweet. It was a retweet.

00:27:34.869 --> 00:27:37.069
And it was just like, come on. But you know what?

00:27:37.150 --> 00:27:39.730
Kennedy, the director, she was just such a bitch.

00:27:39.930 --> 00:27:42.930
You know, fuck them. Right. You know, and it's

00:27:42.930 --> 00:27:47.630
because, what is her name? Karina Carino. No.

00:27:48.230 --> 00:27:51.809
Gina Carino. Gina Carino. Gina Carino. And she

00:27:51.809 --> 00:27:54.079
was. Pretty. She is pretty. She is a pretty lady.

00:27:54.119 --> 00:27:57.200
She's actually a fighter. A former MMA? Maybe?

00:27:57.339 --> 00:28:00.920
UFC? I don't know. She fought UFC, yeah. I got

00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:05.500
some pictures of her when she was smoking hot.

00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:10.960
Yeah. I mean, she's a big girl. She'd take you

00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:13.380
down. How'd they work her out of the show if

00:28:13.380 --> 00:28:15.319
they just fired her? They just wrote her out

00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:17.259
of the show. She just vanished like she never

00:28:17.259 --> 00:28:20.150
existed? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. They didn't

00:28:20.150 --> 00:28:22.450
even be like, oh my god, she died. Not that I

00:28:22.450 --> 00:28:28.690
remember. That was in between seasons. Yeah,

00:28:29.329 --> 00:28:31.230
she was in the first season and then she was

00:28:31.230 --> 00:28:34.150
gone. They never mentioned her again. That sucks.

00:28:34.529 --> 00:28:37.410
And she played a good role. Whatever. You know

00:28:37.410 --> 00:28:40.349
what? It's how politics get involved. Politics

00:28:40.349 --> 00:28:43.089
separates families. Politics does lots of stupid

00:28:43.089 --> 00:28:45.190
things. And people are just stupid. Should never

00:28:45.190 --> 00:28:47.829
have done that. And I hope that she makes a lot

00:28:47.829 --> 00:28:50.789
of money from it. Who helped her? Elon Musk supposedly

00:28:50.789 --> 00:28:52.490
helped her. That's right. He paid all of her

00:28:52.490 --> 00:28:54.730
legal bills. Did he say she won her? I thought

00:28:54.730 --> 00:28:58.630
so. I think she did. Are you for sure on that,

00:28:58.670 --> 00:29:01.119
Chuck? i thought she did too no i don't know

00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:02.920
i was asking the question did she win or not

00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:05.500
i thought she did but maybe i'm i'm wrong because

00:29:05.500 --> 00:29:08.019
i remember her saying this is not only a win

00:29:08.019 --> 00:29:11.539
for me this is a big win for for you know others

00:29:11.539 --> 00:29:15.220
in the industry that are unfairly treated right

00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:19.039
so i i thought there was oh they're in discovery

00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:21.900
they're in discovery shit so she that was not

00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:24.740
it then somebody else must have won a lawsuit

00:29:24.740 --> 00:29:27.319
then that i'm thinking of Well, I think Elon

00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:29.960
Musk, he funded a few people that were being

00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:32.599
taken advantage of. Yeah. You know what? We'll

00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:34.839
see. Hopefully, she'll have her pay. They're

00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:36.180
probably just dragging this thing out. They're

00:29:36.180 --> 00:29:40.319
still in discovery? Amen. Her whole career was

00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:43.900
derailed because of this over a retweet. You

00:29:43.900 --> 00:29:46.400
know, it's just so silly. You know, and it's

00:29:46.400 --> 00:29:51.839
just sad. It's sad because, and this is why I

00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:56.329
really think low of Democrats. And it's because

00:29:56.329 --> 00:30:00.890
it's that mindset where you can take someone.

00:30:01.009 --> 00:30:03.309
I mean, I would never do something like that.

00:30:03.809 --> 00:30:06.349
You can think whatever you want. I wouldn't make

00:30:06.349 --> 00:30:08.549
you lose your job over that. Torpedo their life.

00:30:08.549 --> 00:30:10.069
Think what you want. There are people that are

00:30:10.069 --> 00:30:12.630
my friends that are complete Democrats, and I

00:30:12.630 --> 00:30:15.819
don't agree with what they say, but. I'm not

00:30:15.819 --> 00:30:18.579
going to like not give. There's one of the DJs

00:30:18.579 --> 00:30:20.420
that works for me, Johnny. You guys maybe know

00:30:20.420 --> 00:30:22.420
Johnny, right? Yeah, I think so. Johnny is a

00:30:22.420 --> 00:30:27.160
hardcore Democrat. And he's, in my mind, crazy.

00:30:27.380 --> 00:30:31.099
But, you know, when I say crazy, his thought.

00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:35.680
on Trump and his hatred for him. It's just unreasonable.

00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.700
I know. And everything that he says, it's absolutely

00:30:38.700 --> 00:30:41.480
wrong. And you can't argue with him. No. And

00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:44.460
you don't dare. Every time he says something

00:30:44.460 --> 00:30:46.779
stupid, I click on the Facebook stuff. I click

00:30:46.779 --> 00:30:49.220
hide for 30 days or snooze for 30 days because

00:30:49.220 --> 00:30:51.759
I'm like, ugh. But my point by saying that is

00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:55.299
I find that most Republicans are tolerable. of

00:30:55.299 --> 00:30:59.000
people that say stupid shit like that. But on

00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:01.440
the reverse side, they're not. They shun you.

00:31:01.579 --> 00:31:03.920
Well, they bill themselves as the pottery of

00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.460
tolerance. Right. We're the party of tolerance,

00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:12.160
so we accept everybody. Well, except for Trump

00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:15.119
supporters. Right. MAGA. We don't support them.

00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:19.839
And they want you completely eliminated. Correct.

00:31:20.500 --> 00:31:23.440
It's like the bakery stuff, right? Oh, yeah.

00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:25.619
They are deliberately trying to force them out

00:31:25.619 --> 00:31:27.779
of business, deliberately trying to get them

00:31:27.779 --> 00:31:31.299
to bake a lesbian cake, and they know that they

00:31:31.299 --> 00:31:34.200
want heap misery on them and drive them out of

00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:36.519
business. Right. As opposed to... Seek them out.

00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:39.819
Right. Yeah. As opposed to just let them, you

00:31:39.819 --> 00:31:42.000
know... Let them be. Yeah, or go to somebody

00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:43.339
you want to make your cake for you. Go to another

00:31:43.339 --> 00:31:45.940
bakery that is on board with making you something.

00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:48.259
Yeah. I know, it's crazy. But you're right, that

00:31:48.259 --> 00:31:51.480
seems to be the general... But has it softened?

00:31:53.879 --> 00:31:57.279
Has canceling kind of gone away a little bit?

00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:01.660
People are less worried about it. Yeah, I think

00:32:01.660 --> 00:32:04.559
it's starting to cap off a little bit. It's starting

00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:07.099
to fade away. I think it's still there, but I

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:08.779
haven't seen a whole lot of it. People can start

00:32:08.779 --> 00:32:10.960
saying, we're able to walk around without masks

00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:15.359
on. People are still afraid to wear fucking red

00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:18.700
hats, that's for sure. Well, some aren't. Some

00:32:18.700 --> 00:32:21.779
aren't. I have a friend who's down at Disney

00:32:21.779 --> 00:32:25.019
World right now, Sushi, and he sent a picture

00:32:25.019 --> 00:32:29.180
of a Pride shirt. And he actually goes, he goes,

00:32:29.220 --> 00:32:31.799
they've actually scaled it back quite a bit.

00:32:32.339 --> 00:32:35.140
Really? What does that mean? A Pride shirt that

00:32:35.140 --> 00:32:37.339
he was wearing? No, it was in the store, right?

00:32:37.500 --> 00:32:39.720
When I went there a couple years ago. It was

00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:42.180
everywhere. Really? Everywhere. It was Pride

00:32:42.180 --> 00:32:47.900
World? It was. And now he says, he goes, they

00:32:47.900 --> 00:32:49.640
still have some things there, but they've scaled

00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.559
it back way back. It's not in your face. Correct.

00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:55.160
Well, that's good. Because it should never have

00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:58.359
been in anybody's face. No. Support everything.

00:32:58.859 --> 00:33:03.000
Right? Support everything. You know? Right. Everything.

00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:07.400
That reminds me of SpongeBob. Okay. I'm sorry.

00:33:08.250 --> 00:33:09.809
I used to watch a lot of Spongebob. I never watched

00:33:09.809 --> 00:33:12.390
Spongebob. I thought it was funny as hell. I

00:33:12.390 --> 00:33:14.190
like the really dumb purple thing. I don't know

00:33:14.190 --> 00:33:16.609
what he is. Patrick Starfish? Yeah, Patrick.

00:33:17.029 --> 00:33:19.970
I only saw a couple episodes. Is he purple? I

00:33:19.970 --> 00:33:21.970
thought so. Is he pink? Yeah, he's kind of pink.

00:33:22.150 --> 00:33:26.410
Pink? Yeah. I saw the movie. What? The movie

00:33:26.410 --> 00:33:28.930
was all right. Yeah, I saw the movie too. You

00:33:28.930 --> 00:33:30.509
watched the movie but never watched a TV show?

00:33:30.670 --> 00:33:32.589
Yeah. Well, I mean, I had kids and they wanted

00:33:32.589 --> 00:33:34.069
to see the movie. Oh, okay. Well, there you go.

00:33:34.589 --> 00:33:36.470
There you go. Who was the guy that owned Mr.

00:33:36.509 --> 00:33:41.029
Crabby Shack? Oh, Mr. Squidward. Squidward. Squidward

00:33:41.029 --> 00:33:44.190
was the cashier. That was SpongeBob's neighbor.

00:33:44.289 --> 00:33:49.470
Miserable one, yeah. Thanks, SpongeBob. Oh, that's

00:33:49.470 --> 00:33:51.809
good. You know, you could have had a career in

00:33:51.809 --> 00:33:56.490
doing voices. And now, you know what? Remember

00:33:56.490 --> 00:33:59.470
when Disney movies were, like, you didn't know

00:33:59.470 --> 00:34:02.359
who the voices were? And then they became famous

00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:04.920
actors. Oh, the voice actors themselves? Right.

00:34:05.019 --> 00:34:07.700
Yeah, that is funny. But why? I wish that had

00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:11.960
not happened. Because it's almost like the analogy

00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:14.320
is like when the professionals started playing

00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:17.679
in the Olympics. You know what I mean? And all

00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:25.590
the career voice people got replaced by... you

00:34:25.590 --> 00:34:29.230
know, by Tom Hanks and by all the big actors

00:34:29.230 --> 00:34:31.429
who were already making shit tons of money. Why

00:34:31.429 --> 00:34:33.710
did that have to happen? You wanted it to go

00:34:33.710 --> 00:34:39.050
to Mel Blanc? And... Bugs Bunny? Yeah. He did

00:34:39.050 --> 00:34:41.510
all the voices. He did all the voices. And Frank

00:34:41.510 --> 00:34:43.750
Oz. Yeah. He did a bunch of the puppets. He did

00:34:43.750 --> 00:34:45.630
a ton of them. But you know what I mean? I mean,

00:34:45.650 --> 00:34:47.650
it was like, I wish that had not happened, but

00:34:47.650 --> 00:34:49.969
I get it. It brings more people to the theater.

00:34:50.250 --> 00:34:52.269
Yeah, yeah. Because they're like, oh, that's,

00:34:52.269 --> 00:34:54.389
you know, well, what's his name? Woody is Tom

00:34:54.389 --> 00:34:56.820
Hanks. And Tim Allen. Well, they did a good job

00:34:56.820 --> 00:34:58.519
on that. And Tim Allen. They did a really good

00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:00.500
job on that. They did. They did good. I just

00:35:00.500 --> 00:35:03.500
remember being kind of disappointed that those

00:35:03.500 --> 00:35:06.679
people got booted from a job. You know what I

00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:08.860
mean? The dwarves. The dwarves. Just like the

00:35:08.860 --> 00:35:10.860
dwarves. Just like the little people. There's

00:35:10.860 --> 00:35:12.420
all these voice actors. Just like the damn little

00:35:12.420 --> 00:35:15.559
people in Snow White got booted because of fucking

00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:17.880
Dinkle or whatever his name is. Dinklage. George

00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:22.260
Dinkle. He got his cash and said, you guys shouldn't

00:35:22.260 --> 00:35:24.820
be catering to little people anymore. It's like,

00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:27.139
wait a second. How did you make your money, dickhead?

00:35:27.460 --> 00:35:32.199
I know. An elf. He played the imp. Right. And

00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:35.400
Game of Thrones was huge for him. And then he

00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:37.559
torpedoed it for the rest of the little people.

00:35:37.659 --> 00:35:40.099
Pretty much. I don't know how he lives with himself.

00:35:40.300 --> 00:35:42.619
Well, I don't think he gives a shit. Probably

00:35:42.619 --> 00:35:46.159
doesn't. No, he doesn't. Yeah. It's too bad,

00:35:46.179 --> 00:35:48.860
too. What a dingle. And it's too bad people listen

00:35:48.860 --> 00:35:51.340
to him. Who the hell is he? He's no authority.

00:35:51.420 --> 00:35:53.739
I don't know. Jeff, you had wrote on the board

00:35:53.739 --> 00:35:55.099
there, and I've been wondering what the hell

00:35:55.099 --> 00:35:57.880
it is. The Indonesian volcano? Who wrote that?

00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:02.840
I did not. It's from a couple weeks ago. I don't

00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:04.519
know why you didn't erase it. Was this about

00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:07.440
a Brazilian hiker that was found dead? No. No,

00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:11.380
it was just an eruption. It was Krakatoa. Krakatoa?

00:36:12.739 --> 00:36:16.650
Was it Vesuvius? I did read, you know how Hawaii

00:36:16.650 --> 00:36:19.050
has been blown up, one of the volcanoes over

00:36:19.050 --> 00:36:22.849
there? There was a hiker who was hiking on one

00:36:22.849 --> 00:36:26.690
of the, what do they call it, the craters, right?

00:36:27.110 --> 00:36:31.409
And I think it was an active one, and he fell

00:36:31.409 --> 00:36:36.630
in. And they said that, and he fell, I think,

00:36:36.650 --> 00:36:40.250
30 feet, 20, 30 feet. That's crazy. And they

00:36:40.250 --> 00:36:43.719
said if there were trees there, that. stopped

00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:45.340
his fall otherwise he would have gone another

00:36:45.340 --> 00:36:48.880
hundred feet down god he lived he survived he

00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:51.340
survived and he didn't get like scalded or oh

00:36:51.340 --> 00:36:55.760
my god that is a crazy story yeah he got imagine

00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:58.219
falling and you see a pool of the orange below

00:36:58.219 --> 00:37:00.739
yeah i mean what well would he have gotten because

00:37:00.739 --> 00:37:04.440
remember these craters are big and they can you

00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.159
can walk down pretty close if it's not actively

00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.420
i don't know which exactly but they said that

00:37:09.420 --> 00:37:12.329
he would have died Oh, he would have gotten scalded.

00:37:12.329 --> 00:37:13.309
I don't know if he would have gotten burned,

00:37:13.530 --> 00:37:14.949
but he would have fallen over 100 feet. I wonder

00:37:14.949 --> 00:37:17.050
how they got him evacuated out of there. I don't

00:37:17.050 --> 00:37:19.909
know. I read part of it, and they didn't say

00:37:19.909 --> 00:37:21.949
how they got him out. Well, you remember the

00:37:21.949 --> 00:37:24.110
- Maybe they just replicate him like, what was

00:37:24.110 --> 00:37:26.730
that movie that was on? Mickey 17. You guys were

00:37:26.730 --> 00:37:28.730
talking about that. That's a huge explosion.

00:37:29.050 --> 00:37:30.670
Look at that. So is that the Indonesian one?

00:37:30.730 --> 00:37:32.710
That is the one from - That's a Mount Milwaukee.

00:37:32.929 --> 00:37:36.530
Lucky, lucky. Lua Tobi. Lua Tobi, located in

00:37:36.530 --> 00:37:39.130
the island of Flores in Indonesia. That is a

00:37:39.130 --> 00:37:42.630
lot of ash. Sending massive ash cloud soaring

00:37:42.630 --> 00:37:44.469
into the sky. That is big ash. The eruption prompted

00:37:44.469 --> 00:37:47.170
the country's volcanology, never know that was

00:37:47.170 --> 00:37:49.550
a word, agency to raise the alert level to the

00:37:49.550 --> 00:37:52.070
highest setting. See how it doesn't even look

00:37:52.070 --> 00:37:56.130
like it's moving, it's so big? It's unbelievable.

00:37:56.570 --> 00:38:01.360
It's like a nebula. Yeah, exactly. Sorry. No,

00:38:01.420 --> 00:38:03.340
no. We understand Indonesian. Go ahead and play

00:38:03.340 --> 00:38:05.079
it. You do. You lived there for 20 years. Yeah,

00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:06.420
I'll tell you exactly what she's saying. What's

00:38:06.420 --> 00:38:07.880
she saying? She was saying it looks like a pineapple.

00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:15.179
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, he says, wow. I thought that

00:38:15.179 --> 00:38:16.900
was a Dudes Like Us podcast playing in the background.

00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:19.119
He said, bitch, get me another beer. And she

00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:24.239
goes, I ain't your witch. What's up? That's the

00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:28.260
wrong language. Volcanoes spew out so much gas

00:38:28.260 --> 00:38:30.380
and ash, that's going to affect the climate more

00:38:30.380 --> 00:38:35.159
than any humans in the next 20 years. I actually

00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:38.099
looked that up one time. I said, how much methane

00:38:38.099 --> 00:38:41.739
or all the stuff that's bad from cars, I said,

00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:46.840
how much does one volcano explosion gulp out

00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:50.000
into the air compared to 10 years worth of car

00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:55.429
emission regulations? And it disputed me. I mean,

00:38:55.449 --> 00:38:57.909
I was like, it's no comparison. And it said there

00:38:57.909 --> 00:39:00.869
was. Of course, that was chat GPT, right? Well,

00:39:00.989 --> 00:39:04.150
is it chat GPT suggesting that it's not as bad

00:39:04.150 --> 00:39:09.510
as the carbon? As a suburban? Right. Right. It

00:39:09.510 --> 00:39:12.929
kind of compared how much the volcanic eruption

00:39:12.929 --> 00:39:16.329
was and compared it to a billion cars or whatever

00:39:16.329 --> 00:39:19.949
it is. And it said that it may seem like a lot,

00:39:20.050 --> 00:39:24.019
but it is dwarfed by the cars. I'm like, I don't

00:39:24.019 --> 00:39:27.480
know if that's true. It's not. It doesn't seem

00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:31.840
like it could be. But anyway, so I did, you know,

00:39:31.860 --> 00:39:33.460
you guys know that. I lived in Indonesia for

00:39:33.460 --> 00:39:35.960
five years, and we, I think in like maybe two

00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:37.760
or three times that we lived there, there were

00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:40.360
eruptions. Was that, did it look like that? Were

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:43.000
you right next to that volcano? Did you live

00:39:43.000 --> 00:39:46.019
there? No. Was that your neighbor? It was not.

00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:48.159
Did she fall in the hole? Yeah. She just fell

00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:50.719
in the hole, yeah. Did she die or something?

00:39:51.179 --> 00:39:54.119
She was stuck for three days. Oh, God. Okay.

00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:56.719
Anyway, no, I lived in Jakarta, and it was...

00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.699
Dude, that was 11 hours ago. This is recent?

00:39:59.880 --> 00:40:02.579
Yeah, she was found dead. She fell off the Indonesia

00:40:02.579 --> 00:40:04.659
volcano, and now she's found dead 11 hours ago.

00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:12.139
Oh, that's true, yeah. What? Oh, wow. Newsflash.

00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:17.360
So she fell into the volcano? Yeah. Well, I mean,

00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:19.719
she's posting a bunch of... She's on social media.

00:40:20.299 --> 00:40:24.099
And look, this is a testimony to, and I'm going

00:40:24.099 --> 00:40:27.059
to call them nit rods. They're kind of ding dongs.

00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:31.340
The social network that's out there, the kids,

00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:32.739
the way they act, they go out there and they

00:40:32.739 --> 00:40:35.340
just do these memes and these videos. And it's

00:40:35.340 --> 00:40:37.019
just like they don't pay attention to what the

00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:39.440
fuck is going on. It happens all the time. People

00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:41.559
falling off of cliffs, falling off of bridges,

00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:43.760
falling off of whatever. Playing Pokemon. Well,

00:40:43.780 --> 00:40:46.159
that's what happened to the guy in Hawaii. He

00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:48.619
was trying to get a better. Shot. And he fell

00:40:48.619 --> 00:40:52.960
into the volcano. Yep. That's so dumb. Oh, that's

00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:55.860
so unnecessary. Anyway, what I was going to tell

00:40:55.860 --> 00:40:58.300
you guys, it was creepy because it was like gray

00:40:58.300 --> 00:41:00.780
snow. Right. You know what I mean? It was literally

00:41:00.780 --> 00:41:03.860
falling like snow. Like fallout? Yeah. And we

00:41:03.860 --> 00:41:05.480
were all like, what the hell? And it was like

00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.940
just a layer of like a half inch thick gray shit

00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:11.219
everywhere. It's like on top of the pool. It

00:41:11.219 --> 00:41:13.300
was nasty. And then you can imagine as soon as

00:41:13.300 --> 00:41:16.440
the monsoon comes, it's like. gray rivers of

00:41:16.440 --> 00:41:21.659
sludge and shit. I mean, it was crazy. It was

00:41:21.659 --> 00:41:26.800
so unreal. Did they shit outside there? Yeah,

00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.059
they were open sewers. Yeah, so it was like normal

00:41:29.059 --> 00:41:33.420
then. But it wasn't gray. Yeah, it was brown

00:41:33.420 --> 00:41:35.280
stuff. It was more like San Francisco then. Yeah,

00:41:35.340 --> 00:41:37.739
I mean, they were getting better, but if you

00:41:37.739 --> 00:41:39.519
think about it, they were shitting, and even

00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:42.309
if they did have plumbing... It would go into

00:41:42.309 --> 00:41:44.690
open sewers on either side of the road. Did it

00:41:44.690 --> 00:41:47.449
have an aroma? Oh, yeah. It was an aroma. Yeah.

00:41:47.750 --> 00:41:51.809
We tell the story of the guy that flew in from

00:41:51.809 --> 00:41:54.309
the United States to go to a meeting, and he

00:41:54.309 --> 00:41:56.389
gets out of a taxi, and he stumbled and fell

00:41:56.389 --> 00:41:59.630
into the thing. Oh, my God. Yes, and he gets

00:41:59.630 --> 00:42:01.449
out, and he gets back into the taxi, and he says,

00:42:01.469 --> 00:42:06.079
take me to the hospital. Not to the men's store.

00:42:06.219 --> 00:42:09.139
It's probably wise. Straight to the hospital,

00:42:09.300 --> 00:42:11.360
because God knows what's happened to me now that

00:42:11.360 --> 00:42:14.619
I have fallen into that. Hepatitis, herpes. Yeah,

00:42:14.619 --> 00:42:16.780
probably hepatitis would be a big thing. Yeah,

00:42:16.820 --> 00:42:18.920
you guys, it's a different world there, man.

00:42:19.059 --> 00:42:21.179
I mean, like, there were times when during the

00:42:21.179 --> 00:42:23.500
monsoon, the river, there was a river right outside

00:42:23.500 --> 00:42:25.829
of our subdivision, and it would overflow. After

00:42:25.829 --> 00:42:27.469
the taxi driver, I was like, get the fuck out

00:42:27.469 --> 00:42:29.130
of my taxi. What the hell? Oh, yeah, of course.

00:42:29.489 --> 00:42:32.570
Poop, of course. Anyway, we would have to wade

00:42:32.570 --> 00:42:36.030
waist deep through the river that was overflowing,

00:42:36.150 --> 00:42:38.110
and there was just stuff just going everywhere.

00:42:38.110 --> 00:42:41.050
Just trash. Yes, trash and stuff floating by

00:42:41.050 --> 00:42:43.789
your legs. I mean, even when it wasn't overflowing,

00:42:43.869 --> 00:42:47.650
you would see a family washing their clothes,

00:42:47.769 --> 00:42:50.730
and then like 30 feet upstream, this guy taking

00:42:50.730 --> 00:42:54.110
a dump right in there. I'm just, that's why people

00:42:54.110 --> 00:42:56.400
don't live very long. In third world countries,

00:42:56.500 --> 00:42:59.719
guys, there's just the hygiene and the infection

00:42:59.719 --> 00:43:04.119
and the, you know, it's gross. So you walked

00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:06.219
through shit water? Oh, yeah, multiple times.

00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:09.500
Multiple times. Every time the river overflowed,

00:43:09.500 --> 00:43:11.579
we had to walk through it to get home. Were you

00:43:11.579 --> 00:43:15.079
barefoot? No. Well, we had shoes on, but we were

00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:18.619
naked. Would you swim? Because shoes are important.

00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:22.400
Nice freestyle. Yeah, I would backstroke. Breaststroke?

00:43:23.659 --> 00:43:26.360
He's a maniac, maniac. You should have used the

00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:30.159
butterfly. It was an experience, man. It was

00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:34.380
crazy. Oh, that explains things. How old were

00:43:34.380 --> 00:43:36.719
you? This was fourth grade through eighth grade.

00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.420
Wow. That's a pretty good memory there. Formative

00:43:39.420 --> 00:43:41.699
years. Five years, yeah. And I used to ride my

00:43:41.699 --> 00:43:44.360
bike everywhere. And you would go past really

00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.480
nice subdivisions with all these high walls with

00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:49.179
barbed wire and cemented glass. And then you

00:43:49.179 --> 00:43:51.619
would go right across the little bridge and there

00:43:51.619 --> 00:43:54.289
would be like this. Shack. Total slum. Oh, yeah.

00:43:54.530 --> 00:43:57.150
Chickens running everywhere and naked kids staring

00:43:57.150 --> 00:43:59.349
at you like, whoa, a white kid on a bike. He's

00:43:59.349 --> 00:44:01.590
white. Yeah, totally. And I would go through

00:44:01.590 --> 00:44:03.369
there and I'd go to the other side and I would...

00:44:03.369 --> 00:44:05.469
I rode my bike everywhere. I can't believe my...

00:44:05.469 --> 00:44:07.909
Looking back on it, can you imagine? We don't

00:44:07.909 --> 00:44:09.969
even let our kids ride around... In our neighborhood.

00:44:10.030 --> 00:44:12.550
In our neighborhood. And I just... I went everywhere.

00:44:12.730 --> 00:44:15.289
I just... Yeah, those are just signs of the times.

00:44:15.389 --> 00:44:17.730
I mean... I think it's different parenting because

00:44:17.730 --> 00:44:21.260
I let my kids... go out and do the thing. I think

00:44:21.260 --> 00:44:23.820
it's the type of parenting that we are today

00:44:23.820 --> 00:44:27.179
compared to our parents. Our parents basically

00:44:27.179 --> 00:44:29.159
kicked you out of the house every day. Me, all

00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:31.059
right, go out. It's 8 o 'clock in the morning.

00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:32.860
Get out of the house. Go. But in a foreign country.

00:44:33.099 --> 00:44:34.659
Oh, yeah, that's another level. What the hell,

00:44:34.659 --> 00:44:36.500
man? That's another level. I may have shared

00:44:36.500 --> 00:44:38.980
this story with you when we went on vacation

00:44:38.980 --> 00:44:43.059
in Italy with my parents, my mom, dad, my brother,

00:44:43.079 --> 00:44:46.659
and sister. And my brother disappears. Oh, geez.

00:44:46.820 --> 00:44:49.079
Yeah, because it was something similar. We're

00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:53.019
here in Italy, and we're camping out. And we'll

00:44:53.019 --> 00:44:55.179
go down the lake. There's tons of things we do.

00:44:55.539 --> 00:44:58.219
Because it's all this big camping ground. And

00:44:58.219 --> 00:45:00.280
I say camping ground. It's like a city. Right.

00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:07.190
And evidently, there was a daycare -style. program

00:45:07.190 --> 00:45:11.289
set up for the summer school kids, and he had

00:45:11.289 --> 00:45:14.309
got on the bus. He's playing around in the playground.

00:45:14.550 --> 00:45:17.409
Hey, kids, come on. Let's get some food, and

00:45:17.409 --> 00:45:19.050
we're going to load up on the bus, and then we're

00:45:19.050 --> 00:45:21.150
going to go do the museum thing. And so he's

00:45:21.150 --> 00:45:24.269
like, oh, okay. He gets on the bus. He's gone

00:45:24.269 --> 00:45:27.250
for like three or four hours, and fucking parents

00:45:27.250 --> 00:45:29.550
are tripping balls. Oh, they didn't know he got

00:45:29.550 --> 00:45:32.190
on the bus? No, no idea. He's just gone. We weren't

00:45:32.190 --> 00:45:36.369
even part of that, you know? We're part of it.

00:45:36.469 --> 00:45:38.449
You didn't even sign up for that tour? I wasn't

00:45:38.449 --> 00:45:40.909
there, though. I was down by the lake. I was

00:45:40.909 --> 00:45:43.630
at the dock. Remember the boys took the boat?

00:45:43.710 --> 00:45:46.590
Oh, my God. And the oars, and they popped the

00:45:46.590 --> 00:45:48.849
boat, and I was so upset about that. But that

00:45:48.849 --> 00:45:51.050
was the boat I had. I was out there with my snorkel,

00:45:51.050 --> 00:45:52.869
a mask. I was having a good time down there.

00:45:52.949 --> 00:45:55.530
Oh, your indestructible raft or whatever. Did

00:45:55.530 --> 00:46:02.269
you find a sock? No. But the point is that...

00:46:03.609 --> 00:46:06.090
We weren't paying attention to our kids, and

00:46:06.090 --> 00:46:07.969
they didn't either. But thank God. But look,

00:46:08.070 --> 00:46:10.309
testimony to the sign of the times back then,

00:46:10.429 --> 00:46:13.690
things weren't as bad, meaning there weren't

00:46:13.690 --> 00:46:16.250
as shitty people back then, I don't think. I

00:46:16.250 --> 00:46:19.650
guess. I guess. Maybe we were just lucky that

00:46:19.650 --> 00:46:22.289
bad shit didn't happen. Maybe we're all lucky,

00:46:22.349 --> 00:46:24.250
but I don't know. Maybe our luck's all running

00:46:24.250 --> 00:46:26.570
out with this. Maybe we were more expendable.

00:46:27.429 --> 00:46:30.269
Maybe. I think a lot of it had to do with the

00:46:30.269 --> 00:46:34.690
parenting type. The helicoptering parent. Well,

00:46:34.690 --> 00:46:36.349
that's what we are. That's what our generation

00:46:36.349 --> 00:46:38.710
is, the helicopter parents. Our parents were

00:46:38.710 --> 00:46:41.889
not helped. My mom worked. My parents were like,

00:46:42.050 --> 00:46:45.670
go out there, ride your bike, no helmet, no anything.

00:46:46.150 --> 00:46:48.889
That's what I grew up with, right? Me too. Go

00:46:48.889 --> 00:46:50.690
play in the storm drain. Yeah, we didn't wear

00:46:50.690 --> 00:46:55.269
a seat. Exactly. Dad, I was underneath the street.

00:46:55.409 --> 00:46:58.909
Really? What'd you see? There's an old man. Yeah.

00:46:59.389 --> 00:47:00.250
He asked me to touch him. There's some skeletons

00:47:00.250 --> 00:47:02.469
down there. We saw two old men. I found a syringe.

00:47:02.530 --> 00:47:04.690
Two men down in the storm drain. They asked us

00:47:04.690 --> 00:47:06.550
to play with them. Right. But I'd be gone. We

00:47:06.550 --> 00:47:08.489
only touched them twice. I'd be gone during the

00:47:08.489 --> 00:47:11.269
summer from sunup until dinner. Then I'd go right

00:47:11.269 --> 00:47:15.489
back out. And then I'd be back at 10 o 'clock.

00:47:15.849 --> 00:47:19.989
Out all day. Every day. But we all had, as parents,

00:47:20.090 --> 00:47:21.809
we had those moments where we lost our kids.

00:47:22.869 --> 00:47:25.579
Didn't we? I never did. I mean. You never had

00:47:25.579 --> 00:47:27.880
one of those moments? Well, in the store when

00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:29.639
they'd be hiding in the rack, you'd lose them

00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:31.900
for a couple minutes, but that's about it for

00:47:31.900 --> 00:47:34.159
me. I didn't lose them for hours or anything

00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:37.320
like that. I never had the joy of experiencing

00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:40.579
that. You didn't, Sean? I've had a few, not for

00:47:40.579 --> 00:47:44.119
hours, but there was maybe 30 minutes we lost

00:47:44.119 --> 00:47:48.260
Austin. We lost Austin. We lost Austin a lot.

00:47:48.460 --> 00:47:50.460
I don't think we lost any other kids. The kids

00:47:50.460 --> 00:47:52.219
may have disappeared for 30 seconds or something.

00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:55.219
Oh, okay. Austin? We'd lose him all the time.

00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:57.400
And I don't get it. It's like he's right fucking

00:47:57.400 --> 00:48:01.539
here, right here. We went to a game. It was downtown

00:48:01.539 --> 00:48:03.980
Frisco, one of the games, football, hockey, whatever

00:48:03.980 --> 00:48:06.500
it was. And I swear to God, he was right there.

00:48:06.539 --> 00:48:08.880
I turned around. He was fucking gone. And I lose

00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:10.380
him so many times. I was kind of like, look,

00:48:10.460 --> 00:48:13.300
I'm just going to yell out Austin right now.

00:48:14.179 --> 00:48:17.260
You bought a megaphone? No, because look, you're

00:48:17.260 --> 00:48:19.119
usually kind of embarrassed a little bit. Oh,

00:48:19.119 --> 00:48:22.780
sure. But at a point, I was like, fuck it. Hey,

00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:25.139
guys, I'm looking for my son, Austin. He's blonde.

00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:26.900
He's six years old. He's around here. I just

00:48:26.900 --> 00:48:28.960
fucking yelled it out. And you know what? Within

00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:31.000
like 10 seconds, someone, oh, here he is right

00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:33.260
here. I was like, thank God. Did he just wander

00:48:33.260 --> 00:48:36.119
off? Yeah. He just staring at shit, just kind

00:48:36.119 --> 00:48:37.940
of not paying attention. He's inquisitive, right?

00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:40.940
He just wants to explore. We lost Brody so many

00:48:40.940 --> 00:48:44.349
times. We were at SeaWorld, and we had the front

00:48:44.349 --> 00:48:48.010
gate. They had a radio to shut down the front

00:48:48.010 --> 00:48:50.630
gate to compare, to check all children going

00:48:50.630 --> 00:48:53.190
in and out. Right. Because we lost him for that

00:48:53.190 --> 00:48:55.670
long. Really? We had that happen with Peyton

00:48:55.670 --> 00:48:57.869
at Toys R Us. I mean, I wasn't there, but they

00:48:57.869 --> 00:49:00.210
had to shut the front door of Toys R Us. Yeah.

00:49:01.050 --> 00:49:03.849
I mean, Brody just... I mean, I lost him at a

00:49:03.849 --> 00:49:05.789
baseball tournament. He had crawled underneath

00:49:05.789 --> 00:49:07.210
the fence, and he was sitting with a bunch of

00:49:07.210 --> 00:49:10.659
National Guardsmen. who were on a break. Smoking?

00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:12.659
Oh, yeah. They were on a break smoking cigarettes

00:49:12.659 --> 00:49:16.579
at their little National Guard center. And I

00:49:16.579 --> 00:49:18.380
was like, oh, my God. Shelly, look over there.

00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:20.380
And it was National Guardman, National Guardman,

00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:22.500
National Brody. National Guardman, National Guardman,

00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:24.719
National Guardman. Just sitting down on the curb.

00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:26.699
And they're all in their full fatigues. And they're

00:49:26.699 --> 00:49:29.460
just like, hey, are you Brody's dad? Oh, man,

00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:31.460
we're having a ball with him. I mean, it was

00:49:31.460 --> 00:49:34.809
like, you're dying. And Shelly's like. oh, my

00:49:34.809 --> 00:49:36.130
God, I thought you were watching them. You know

00:49:36.130 --> 00:49:37.949
how you get shit? Oh, yeah. You always get shit

00:49:37.949 --> 00:49:39.570
from the wife, right, because you blew it. You

00:49:39.570 --> 00:49:41.849
lost Austin again, right? You're always getting

00:49:41.849 --> 00:49:43.869
shit for that. Oh, yeah. I know. When we go to

00:49:43.869 --> 00:49:45.829
the store, it was my job to corral the kids.

00:49:46.090 --> 00:49:49.869
Right. Where Julia was just, she's off shopping,

00:49:49.929 --> 00:49:52.110
doing her thing, no worries. I was over here

00:49:52.110 --> 00:49:55.210
pulling my hair out trying to corral these kids,

00:49:55.349 --> 00:49:59.650
you know? Yes. That was the job. That was my

00:49:59.650 --> 00:50:03.260
dad's job, too. And I remember my mom. would

00:50:03.260 --> 00:50:05.059
yell at my dad because he would climb into the

00:50:05.059 --> 00:50:08.380
clothes racks with us. So she would yell at him

00:50:08.380 --> 00:50:11.679
because he's having fun. Being Disney dad. Yes.

00:50:11.980 --> 00:50:15.079
Yes. Yes. Poor Alan, my father -in -law, he was

00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:18.559
watching Brody and Brody, they went to, I don't

00:50:18.559 --> 00:50:20.739
know, aquarium or something. Anyway, Brody just

00:50:20.739 --> 00:50:23.980
does his thing and he squeezed through one of

00:50:23.980 --> 00:50:26.880
those pedestrian gates. And so Alan couldn't

00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:30.510
get to him. Right. And he. You know, he was panicking

00:50:30.510 --> 00:50:33.250
because he was like, come back, come back, Brody.

00:50:33.329 --> 00:50:35.110
You know, I mean, because he was just fucking

00:50:35.110 --> 00:50:37.530
crazy. He would just do shit. He would be a kid

00:50:37.530 --> 00:50:40.269
that would jump over the railing and go swim

00:50:40.269 --> 00:50:43.550
with the alligators. You know what I mean? You

00:50:43.550 --> 00:50:45.789
just never knew what he was going to do. He's

00:50:45.789 --> 00:50:47.250
the one in the zoo playing with the gorilla.

00:50:47.369 --> 00:50:50.690
Yes, yes. I can tell you story after story. I

00:50:50.690 --> 00:50:52.789
mean, we were in Puerto Rico and we were trying

00:50:52.789 --> 00:50:54.840
to find a place to go down to the beach. And

00:50:54.840 --> 00:50:56.199
I'm looking, and I'm like, oh, my God, that's

00:50:56.199 --> 00:50:57.800
really steep. There's no way we're going to get

00:50:57.800 --> 00:50:59.280
down right there. And there's big rocks down

00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:01.039
there. And I'm like, okay. I'm looking down there,

00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:02.980
and I'm like, oh, it's a much better slope down

00:51:02.980 --> 00:51:04.699
there. Hey, guys, let's walk down there. And

00:51:04.699 --> 00:51:09.420
then I hear this. And I look, and Brody had jumped

00:51:09.420 --> 00:51:12.320
off the edge. And he smacked his head on a rock,

00:51:12.420 --> 00:51:14.000
and he's got a hole in his head, and he's bleeding.

00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.239
And this Puerto Rican family came over and started

00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:18.280
putting napkins on his head. And I was like.

00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:20.619
Okay, I'll be there in a second. I had to run

00:51:20.619 --> 00:51:23.920
all the way down. He just does stupid shit, man.

00:51:24.900 --> 00:51:27.059
I was like, what in your brain would make you

00:51:27.059 --> 00:51:28.760
think that that's a good idea to just jump off

00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:31.780
the cliff and smack your head on the rocks? He

00:51:31.780 --> 00:51:39.000
put us... Cartoons. He aged us so much. So much.

00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:41.820
And I'm sure I did the same damn thing. My parents

00:51:41.820 --> 00:51:43.300
told me about how I was lost for three hours

00:51:43.300 --> 00:51:46.800
at a Tokyo festival. They found me in a nurse's

00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:49.619
tent. It was a brothel? I don't think it was

00:51:49.619 --> 00:51:52.239
a brothel. Those poor nurses. I was following

00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:54.679
my dad, and he's tall. Oh, he went to the brothel?

00:51:54.920 --> 00:51:57.900
No, but I was following his pants, right? I was

00:51:57.900 --> 00:52:00.000
holding his hand, and I let go of his hand, and

00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:01.440
I was following his pants, and I couldn't find

00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.039
it. I found his pants, so I ran over there and

00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:05.139
walked by him, and I held his hand, and I looked

00:52:05.139 --> 00:52:06.699
up. I was like, oh, fuck, that's not my dad.

00:52:07.579 --> 00:52:10.420
So I panicked, and I got up on a pole, because,

00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:12.500
you know, everybody there is short. And my dad's

00:52:12.500 --> 00:52:14.239
6 '4", and I was like, sure, I'll see his head.

00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:17.299
I'm not going to panic. I'm in first grade. So

00:52:17.299 --> 00:52:18.960
I'm looking and I don't see his head anywhere.

00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:22.039
And I lost it. And then it became like the movies

00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.239
where all the faces zoom in. You know what I'm

00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:26.360
talking about? All these people, all these Japanese

00:52:26.360 --> 00:52:28.380
were zooming around me. I'm like, get the fuck

00:52:28.380 --> 00:52:30.659
away from me. And they led me to a nurse's station

00:52:30.659 --> 00:52:32.420
and they were trying to help me. Nice ladies

00:52:32.420 --> 00:52:35.920
in these super white with the little bun nurses.

00:52:35.980 --> 00:52:38.139
Oh, yeah. Like in the 50s or something, right?

00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:41.559
Were they sexy? Probably. Did they have the geisha

00:52:41.559 --> 00:52:44.380
black teeth? I don't think so. They probably

00:52:44.380 --> 00:52:46.369
were all hot, but I was a... Did they have the

00:52:46.369 --> 00:52:49.349
geisha feet where they were smashed? I'm like,

00:52:49.349 --> 00:52:52.170
what's wrong with your feet? Your feet are fucked

00:52:52.170 --> 00:52:55.670
up, lady. No, I'm like, what? I'm six, seven.

00:52:55.969 --> 00:52:57.449
Anyway, they're giving me tangerines and I'm

00:52:57.449 --> 00:52:59.570
knocking them out of their hand. What an asshole.

00:52:59.789 --> 00:53:02.250
Oh, I was an American brat, like a total dick.

00:53:02.389 --> 00:53:04.449
And finally, I sat there for hours. And finally,

00:53:04.469 --> 00:53:07.309
my parents walk, the whole family walks up. And

00:53:07.309 --> 00:53:10.670
they're like, I was like, so angry at them. You

00:53:10.670 --> 00:53:12.949
left me. Right. You left me here. You know what

00:53:12.949 --> 00:53:15.050
I mean? And they're like, and my. Brothers were

00:53:15.050 --> 00:53:17.650
making fun of me, and I was just all angry at

00:53:17.650 --> 00:53:21.170
them. It was horrible. How did they find out

00:53:21.170 --> 00:53:23.650
you were there? I think they talked to security,

00:53:23.829 --> 00:53:25.329
and they said, why don't you check the nursing

00:53:25.329 --> 00:53:28.730
station? I was gone for hours, like three hours.

00:53:28.909 --> 00:53:30.849
There was a half a million people at this festival.

00:53:31.590 --> 00:53:33.730
Half a million. It was the Daruma Festival. Look

00:53:33.730 --> 00:53:36.750
up Daruma. You guys would recognize this. And

00:53:36.750 --> 00:53:41.210
check the child factory. Yeah, look up D -A -R

00:53:41.210 --> 00:53:45.389
-U -B -I. Daruma. It's a fascinating festival.

00:53:45.570 --> 00:53:49.309
Everybody takes these red face things, and they

00:53:49.309 --> 00:53:53.309
color in the eye, and then to make a wish or

00:53:53.309 --> 00:53:57.230
something, and then you put them on a big fire

00:53:57.230 --> 00:53:59.250
or something. I didn't really. How do you spell

00:53:59.250 --> 00:54:04.150
that? Daruma. Ooby dooby? Daruma. Ooby dooby.

00:54:04.670 --> 00:54:07.150
Yes, Daruma Festival. Oh, there's one in Dallas.

00:54:08.389 --> 00:54:11.489
Yeah, Japan or Tokyo or something. I don't know.

00:54:11.510 --> 00:54:13.039
Yeah, see, look at all these. This is what you

00:54:13.039 --> 00:54:16.380
do. I still have it. These Daruma things, and

00:54:16.380 --> 00:54:19.239
then you color in one of the eyes, and if your

00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:22.559
wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:26.840
Now, do they blow up? No, you burn them. I know,

00:54:26.860 --> 00:54:29.500
but are they like fireworks? No, they're not

00:54:29.500 --> 00:54:32.440
explosives that I know of. Wow. Anyway, there

00:54:32.440 --> 00:54:34.719
was a half a million people at this Daruma fair.

00:54:35.539 --> 00:54:40.179
Is this Japanese? Yes. We saw all sorts of crazy

00:54:40.179 --> 00:54:42.760
shit in Japan, man. See how they burn them in

00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.860
the gigantic bonfire? My son was just, he's in

00:54:45.860 --> 00:54:47.599
Japan. Well, he's on the way back. Oh, that's

00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:49.219
right. Yeah, he just spent three weeks there,

00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:52.360
so I'm curious to see what he thought. Did he

00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.280
go to any festivals and all that? I don't know.

00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:56.099
Oh, there's a ton of stuff. Well, there's a Daruma

00:54:56.099 --> 00:54:58.079
Festival in Dallas. Maybe we need to go to this.

00:54:58.219 --> 00:55:03.360
Pass out some cards. Oh, we could do a better

00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:07.400
job with your cards. You like bourbon? All you

00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:10.719
want. We bought your bourbon store. Your Jim

00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:14.000
Beam from Suntory. Suntory. Well, you told the

00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:17.159
story of the Japanese saving the bourbon industry

00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:21.219
back in... When was it? You talking about Suntory?

00:55:21.460 --> 00:55:25.320
No, Japan was keeping the American bourbon industry

00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:29.920
alive during a really bad slump. Was there? I

00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:31.360
don't remember that. You didn't tell us. You

00:55:31.360 --> 00:55:34.519
told that story. I don't remember. No shit. Anyway,

00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:36.699
I think it was in the 80s, or maybe it was...

00:55:36.829 --> 00:55:39.289
Could be. Like most of our bourbon was going

00:55:39.289 --> 00:55:41.369
to frickin' Japan. I think you're right. Or Asia.

00:55:41.389 --> 00:55:44.809
I do remember that now. Oh, that's right. The

00:55:44.809 --> 00:55:47.570
folks out there really liked the whiskey. They

00:55:47.570 --> 00:55:49.789
were buying a lot of our shit. Oh, they love

00:55:49.789 --> 00:55:52.550
whiskey. Then they figured out, you know, we

00:55:52.550 --> 00:55:54.989
can make our own. Yeah, the 80s, 90s. 80s and

00:55:54.989 --> 00:55:57.190
90s played a significant role in the survival

00:55:57.190 --> 00:56:00.210
and subsequent resurgence. Thank God for the

00:56:00.210 --> 00:56:02.630
Japanese, huh? We wouldn't be doing this podcast

00:56:02.630 --> 00:56:05.800
right now. We'd be drinking something else. We'd

00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:10.000
be drinking gin. God, that'd be awful. Maybe

00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:12.599
we'd have some sort of whiskey. Yeah, maybe.

00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:15.619
And they have bought a few American whiskeys.

00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:17.760
Didn't they buy a few distilleries? I mean, a

00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.460
few bourbon families? Yeah, Suntory. Yeah, the

00:56:20.460 --> 00:56:22.800
Jim Beam they bought. Jim Beam and everything

00:56:22.800 --> 00:56:26.039
else that goes along in the Suntory family. That

00:56:26.039 --> 00:56:29.119
was a massive, massive purchase. I'm kind of

00:56:29.119 --> 00:56:31.320
curious where all that money goes. I mean, does

00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:34.519
it go back to Japan? It goes into the pocket

00:56:34.519 --> 00:56:35.719
of that Japanese family. It goes to Suntory.

00:56:35.900 --> 00:56:37.940
Yeah, Suntory. I wonder if that's traded on the

00:56:37.940 --> 00:56:40.320
stock exchange. I'm sure it is. Is it a family?

00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:42.699
Is that a family name? I don't know. I don't

00:56:42.699 --> 00:56:45.219
know if it's public or not. Who do they own?

00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:47.780
Who do they own again? Jim Beam and Four Roses.

00:56:47.940 --> 00:56:51.320
Holy shit. That's huge. Some big ones. Jim Beam

00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:54.739
is huge. How did the Beam family ever give that

00:56:54.739 --> 00:56:57.460
up? Are you kidding me? That's money. I know,

00:56:57.500 --> 00:56:59.940
but... It's been in there generation after generation.

00:56:59.940 --> 00:57:03.559
I'm sure they're still in control. Yeah, in control.

00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:11.159
They bought Beam for $16 billion, 25%. That is

00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:14.320
a lot of money. $16 billion. That is a lot. That's

00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:16.719
multi -generational wealth right there. When

00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:18.719
did that happen? Last year. And when was this?

00:57:18.840 --> 00:57:23.460
This was 2015? So 2014? I mean, how does that

00:57:23.460 --> 00:57:25.679
work when you buy it? I mean, you don't let a

00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:28.400
bunch of people go, or do you? I think I asked

00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:33.059
when I was out there, I was like, so is the Japanese

00:57:33.059 --> 00:57:35.519
involved in your day? They're like, no, they

00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:37.420
let us do, because we know what we're doing,

00:57:37.579 --> 00:57:40.500
they let us do what we do. Yep. They don't know

00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:43.179
how to distill. Yeah. Well, they probably know

00:57:43.179 --> 00:57:46.719
how now, but, you know, the idea of, I didn't

00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:48.099
mean to cut you off, Jeff. That's all right.

00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:51.300
But the idea that we have our businesses here,

00:57:51.460 --> 00:57:54.639
I mean, it's the whole Trump plan. We do our

00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:57.159
stuff and we export. I mean, I wonder if they

00:57:57.159 --> 00:57:59.880
pay tariffs out there. They pay tariffs to themselves?

00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:03.679
If they're selling from? If the Japanese own

00:58:03.679 --> 00:58:05.500
company here. Yeah, then they turn around and

00:58:05.500 --> 00:58:08.099
sell it to Japan. Do they pay tariffs? They also

00:58:08.099 --> 00:58:12.679
own Maker's Mark. God, that's insane. Basil Hayden.

00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:14.440
Yep. Well, that's all Jim Beam. Knob Creek and

00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:17.920
Basil Hayden is all Jim Beam. Right. So, do they

00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:20.940
own the land itself or just the company? They

00:58:20.940 --> 00:58:23.760
own all of it. Everything. So, how can a foreign

00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:28.699
company, how can a foreign country own land in

00:58:28.699 --> 00:58:30.579
the United States? I still don't, I can't wrap

00:58:30.579 --> 00:58:33.300
my head around that. Yeah, that is weird. Budweiser

00:58:33.300 --> 00:58:36.719
is owned by InBev. Yeah, that's European. But

00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:40.039
still, I'm like, okay, you can own the infrastructure,

00:58:40.659 --> 00:58:44.579
the business, but you can't own the physical

00:58:44.579 --> 00:58:47.420
land. You can own probably the building, but

00:58:47.420 --> 00:58:51.500
you can't own the land. Stellantis owns Dodge

00:58:51.500 --> 00:58:55.260
and Jeep. They're the same thing. So where do

00:58:55.260 --> 00:58:57.159
you draw the line? Yeah, because it's not consistent

00:58:57.159 --> 00:58:59.760
in other countries. Americans can't do that.

00:58:59.940 --> 00:59:02.460
I don't know who can and who can't, but I know

00:59:02.460 --> 00:59:04.440
there's a lot of countries you can't own land.

00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:06.440
I mean, who knows? Maybe it's split off somehow.

00:59:07.500 --> 00:59:10.400
I don't know. It doesn't make sense to me. We

00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:13.539
seem to be too lenient with foreign ownership

00:59:13.539 --> 00:59:16.780
of land. Yeah, of course. We have Chinese land.

00:59:17.480 --> 00:59:19.420
What the hell, man? And I don't feel like a dick

00:59:19.420 --> 00:59:21.019
saying it either. It's like, you know what? They

00:59:21.019 --> 00:59:22.960
would not let us do that in their country. Actually,

00:59:23.260 --> 00:59:26.639
some may. If it's not reciprocal, I am agreeing

00:59:26.639 --> 00:59:28.590
with you. If it's not reciprocal, they shouldn't

00:59:28.590 --> 00:59:31.530
allow that. Right. I agree with it. Well, it's

00:59:31.530 --> 00:59:34.070
the United States. So I think the people, you've

00:59:34.070 --> 00:59:36.010
got to live here in the United States. You've

00:59:36.010 --> 00:59:37.849
got to be, not necessarily born here. If you're

00:59:37.849 --> 00:59:39.769
an immigrant and you get your own state and you're

00:59:39.769 --> 00:59:42.690
now a citizen, you can buy land. But you can't,

00:59:42.690 --> 00:59:46.949
if you're from Japan, a Japanese company or Chinese,

00:59:47.230 --> 00:59:49.309
I mean, Chinese trying to buy land right by our.

00:59:49.510 --> 00:59:53.300
Dude. Army bases. Yes. Air Force base. We're

00:59:53.300 --> 00:59:55.500
shooting that down. Finally, they're stepping

00:59:55.500 --> 00:59:57.860
up and starting to pass laws to not allow that.

00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:00.579
Yep. I know. All right. I think we're getting

01:00:00.579 --> 01:00:03.579
the 10 -minute warning. Yeah, a little bit. All

01:00:03.579 --> 01:00:06.360
right. So maybe we should talk about the outstanding

01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:10.489
bourbon that we're talking about. I agree. It

01:00:10.489 --> 01:00:15.309
is, this particular one is off the Jeff Advent

01:00:15.309 --> 01:00:19.449
calendar from his trip from Kentucky. And this

01:00:19.449 --> 01:00:24.030
one was the, go ahead, Andy. This is the first

01:00:24.030 --> 01:00:26.309
visit we did at Heaven Hill. This is an Elijah

01:00:26.309 --> 01:00:27.969
Craig. We could probably get this down here.

01:00:28.610 --> 01:00:32.809
But they were hard to find. I don't know about

01:00:32.809 --> 01:00:35.389
anymore. But this specific one is Elijah Craig

01:00:35.389 --> 01:00:39.690
barrel proof. And I think it's C. 9 -24, right?

01:00:39.789 --> 01:00:41.789
Yeah, 9 -24, yeah. Yeah, so which means that's

01:00:41.789 --> 01:00:46.449
the third release last year. And from what we're

01:00:46.449 --> 01:00:48.269
seeing here, I know what I taste and I like,

01:00:48.349 --> 01:00:50.190
but what I'm seeing up here is it looks like

01:00:50.190 --> 01:00:52.670
it's getting some outstanding reviews. Can you

01:00:52.670 --> 01:00:55.710
say that again? C -9 -24. Because I guarantee

01:00:55.710 --> 01:00:57.730
there are guys that see this stuff on the shelf

01:00:57.730 --> 01:00:59.309
having no freaking clue what that stuff is. Well,

01:00:59.309 --> 01:01:01.289
it came out. C is the third release. There's

01:01:01.289 --> 01:01:03.250
an A, B, and a C. And then you get the month,

01:01:03.449 --> 01:01:06.880
9, September. And then 24. That's when it was

01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:08.420
released. All right. There you go, listeners.

01:01:08.659 --> 01:01:12.420
Now you know the secret code on the Elijah Craig.

01:01:12.619 --> 01:01:14.699
A usually comes, I think it's a three or something

01:01:14.699 --> 01:01:16.300
like that, like in March. And then you got your

01:01:16.300 --> 01:01:20.599
Bs, June, July -ish. And then your Cs are in

01:01:20.599 --> 01:01:24.159
September. Beautiful. And this is outstanding.

01:01:24.820 --> 01:01:28.980
It is. And we've liked basically all of the barrel

01:01:28.980 --> 01:01:32.480
proofs we've got. And they're all... I think

01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:34.340
this is an 11 -year. Is that what it says? Yeah,

01:01:34.340 --> 01:01:38.199
it's an 11 -year. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof Batch

01:01:38.199 --> 01:01:42.320
C924. 11 -year -old, has a rich and complex profile.

01:01:42.900 --> 01:01:45.340
I won't talk about this. We'll talk about this

01:01:45.340 --> 01:01:48.480
in a second. I was going to bring up some history.

01:01:48.619 --> 01:01:52.840
11 years. 11 years. Dude, remember how we made

01:01:52.840 --> 01:01:55.099
such a big deal about Henry McKenna 10 years?

01:01:55.300 --> 01:01:56.860
Oh, I know. We thought that was the oldest thing

01:01:56.860 --> 01:01:59.920
we've ever seen. Well, then Rebecca Creek was

01:01:59.920 --> 01:02:01.760
like 12 years, right? Yeah, yeah. And then, oh,

01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:04.179
look at this stuff. This is awesome. Damn. This

01:02:04.179 --> 01:02:07.559
is 11 years. 11 years. Yep. That's great. And

01:02:07.559 --> 01:02:10.659
it's like 75, 80 bucks typically is what you're

01:02:10.659 --> 01:02:13.340
going to buy. That's not bad either. No, it's

01:02:13.340 --> 01:02:17.619
hardy. This is what, 129 proof? 129, yep. Yeah,

01:02:17.619 --> 01:02:21.929
129 proof. It would knock. Any bourbon drinker

01:02:21.929 --> 01:02:23.670
that's not used to this stuff on their ass, for

01:02:23.670 --> 01:02:27.010
sure. I don't know. It's pretty smooth. It's

01:02:27.010 --> 01:02:29.889
smooth. It goes down. It's terrific. It's very

01:02:29.889 --> 01:02:33.909
rich. It's rich is a great word. It's got some

01:02:33.909 --> 01:02:36.230
spice in the front tongue, part of the tongue,

01:02:36.389 --> 01:02:41.429
and then it gets leatherly in the back. Leatherly.

01:02:41.429 --> 01:02:45.909
Yeah, it's got some leather. I'm going to say

01:02:45.909 --> 01:02:48.309
stone fruit, but more on the cherry side of the

01:02:48.309 --> 01:02:50.670
stone fruit, not as opposed to peach. Maybe some

01:02:50.670 --> 01:02:52.969
apricot on the back side. I think I'd pick up

01:02:52.969 --> 01:02:57.250
some cinnamon on the, kind of that, I don't want

01:02:57.250 --> 01:03:00.730
to call it tang, but it's a little spice, I guess.

01:03:00.989 --> 01:03:03.949
Like the Nasa, the Nasa orange. The tang, yeah,

01:03:04.050 --> 01:03:06.349
the orange tang. Orange tang. Yes. Interesting.

01:03:06.570 --> 01:03:08.730
I loved that stuff in high school. I drank the

01:03:08.730 --> 01:03:11.340
shit out of that. Did you really? Oh, yeah. So

01:03:11.340 --> 01:03:13.599
he thinks it tastes like Tang. No, I don't think

01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:18.599
it tastes like Tang. I had a little spice. What

01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:22.239
have you just done to this bourbon? That's funny.

01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:23.840
I've got some Tang now, so we can mix it with

01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:28.300
this and see what happens. I taste like a little

01:03:28.300 --> 01:03:32.920
anise on the tail end, on the finish. That's

01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:34.559
not listed anywhere, but that's what I taste.

01:03:34.920 --> 01:03:38.309
Do you think anise? Anise, like licorice. Like

01:03:38.309 --> 01:03:40.369
licorice. Oh, am I the only one that doesn't

01:03:40.369 --> 01:03:43.489
know what the word anise means? Yes. That's a

01:03:43.489 --> 01:03:47.590
word of the day. I feel undereducated. I feel

01:03:47.590 --> 01:03:52.030
pretty. I feel very undereducated. Okay, well,

01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:54.829
interesting. What I love about it is that it

01:03:54.829 --> 01:03:58.190
really warms the tongue. Tons of tingle, and

01:03:58.190 --> 01:03:59.829
then you think it's going to burn the shit out

01:03:59.829 --> 01:04:02.070
of you, and it doesn't. That's the tang. You

01:04:02.070 --> 01:04:04.050
just worded that better than I did. Oh, well,

01:04:04.090 --> 01:04:07.360
thanks. Tingle. Fingers, your palate. No, but

01:04:07.360 --> 01:04:12.159
really, as soon as it has a powerful, rich, I

01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:14.559
mean, it hits you hard when you put it in your

01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:18.219
mouth. I knew I shouldn't have said that. But

01:04:18.219 --> 01:04:21.159
the deeper it goes, wait, hold on. You just keep

01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:22.440
digging your hole. And then when it finishes,

01:04:22.559 --> 01:04:26.760
wait. Yes. Damn it. It explodes in your mouth,

01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:31.010
does it? Jesus Christ. Okay. That's enough, Chuck.

01:04:31.070 --> 01:04:33.449
That's enough. Okay. Yeah, you blew it. I think

01:04:33.449 --> 01:04:37.150
I'm tasting some grape. Thanks. Oh! I didn't

01:04:37.150 --> 01:04:39.110
even catch that. I think I'm tasting some grape

01:04:39.110 --> 01:04:41.349
in here as well. Some grape. All right, here

01:04:41.349 --> 01:04:44.530
we go. I'm going to clear my palate with some

01:04:44.530 --> 01:04:47.150
water, and I'm going to give a... Because, like

01:04:47.150 --> 01:04:48.829
I said, I'm not good at this like you guys are.

01:04:48.989 --> 01:04:53.690
You're going to do the bourbon chew? It's so

01:04:53.690 --> 01:04:55.610
great for radio. Yeah, don't do that. All right,

01:04:55.610 --> 01:04:59.389
here we go. All right, well, pause the... Done

01:04:59.389 --> 01:05:03.030
with that. I'm going to come up with... Just

01:05:03.030 --> 01:05:05.210
don't watch me. It's not pleasant. It's not pleasant

01:05:05.210 --> 01:05:07.809
to watch either. You're watching a monkey fuck

01:05:07.809 --> 01:05:10.730
a football. It tastes wonderful, but I don't

01:05:10.730 --> 01:05:13.590
get anything. It tastes like bourbon. Yeah, you

01:05:13.590 --> 01:05:16.750
guys are like... I get cinnamon sticks that have

01:05:16.750 --> 01:05:21.190
been marinated in Cajun sauce. What the fuck?

01:05:21.389 --> 01:05:23.969
It tastes like amazing bourbon. That's all I

01:05:23.969 --> 01:05:27.079
can come up with. Maybe I need that chart. That

01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:29.260
whatever chart. It's right there. No, it's over

01:05:29.260 --> 01:05:31.539
there. The circle? It's not going to help me.

01:05:31.539 --> 01:05:33.539
The circle of flavor? I don't think it's going

01:05:33.539 --> 01:05:46.260
to help me. The circle flavor. You need a magnifying

01:05:46.260 --> 01:05:49.559
glass. Are you being the survivor guy? That's

01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:52.300
the circle of life. No, the Bud Light hero. Yeah,

01:05:52.340 --> 01:05:55.360
Bud Light hero. You do that very well, by the

01:05:55.360 --> 01:06:02.340
way. Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Those

01:06:02.340 --> 01:06:03.820
were great. I wish they'd bring those back. They

01:06:03.820 --> 01:06:06.320
were great. That's what Bud Light was cool. This

01:06:06.320 --> 01:06:10.119
one goes out to you, Mr. Silent but Deadly Gas

01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:13.820
Passer. Deadly Gas Passer! I can't do it like

01:06:13.820 --> 01:06:16.380
you can, but... Alright, let's see here. You

01:06:16.380 --> 01:06:18.780
know who sings that? It's the guy from Survivor.

01:06:19.019 --> 01:06:21.760
I know. I told you that 300 times. Well, we all

01:06:21.760 --> 01:06:24.659
knew that. See, there's a voice actor that's

01:06:24.659 --> 01:06:29.619
still getting work. Yeah, it's not going to help

01:06:29.619 --> 01:06:31.739
me. I can't read anyway, like you said. Look,

01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:34.300
I'm going to come up. Part of the podcast, I'm

01:06:34.300 --> 01:06:36.659
going to bring up some definitions. Just one.

01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:38.920
I'm going to do one a week. There's a little

01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:40.780
glossary I downloaded, and I think it's kind

01:06:40.780 --> 01:06:43.699
of cool because there's whiskey terms. These

01:06:43.699 --> 01:06:50.489
are from the SAT? Specifically, it's called Whiskey

01:06:50.489 --> 01:06:55.010
Dictionary. Whiskey Dictionary. Don't pause on

01:06:55.010 --> 01:06:58.190
that. Don't pause on that, guys. You don't want

01:06:58.190 --> 01:07:02.510
to get stuck on Whiskey Dictionary. The Whiskey

01:07:02.510 --> 01:07:04.690
Advocates, Whiskey Dictionary, an exhaustive

01:07:04.690 --> 01:07:07.530
glossary of whiskey terms. And now I don't even

01:07:07.530 --> 01:07:11.289
know what page it was. It was like 12 down. Just

01:07:11.289 --> 01:07:16.559
do it in order. Do it. You know what? I'm just

01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:21.519
going to pick one. So P -H -E -N -O -L -S. Phenols.

01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:25.139
Phenols. Phenols. Phenols. Phenols. Phenoms.

01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:28.880
All right. So phenol is a class of chemical compounds.

01:07:29.260 --> 01:07:31.320
And let's talk about this too. So a class of

01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:34.539
chemical compounds produced by using peat in

01:07:34.539 --> 01:07:37.179
the malting process absorbed by the barley being

01:07:37.179 --> 01:07:40.760
dried. Phenols can be measured in both malted

01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:44.119
barley and in the fine spirit using a unit called

01:07:44.119 --> 01:07:46.699
phenol. which is the phenol parts per million.

01:07:47.239 --> 01:07:49.800
That's what phenols are. Do you guys know what

01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:52.059
phenols are? Phenols? No. I've heard of phenols

01:07:52.059 --> 01:07:54.039
before. I've heard of phenols. I've never heard

01:07:54.039 --> 01:07:57.340
the definition before, but I've heard it in relation

01:07:57.340 --> 01:08:00.059
to bourbon before. Or chemistry, right? Yeah,

01:08:00.059 --> 01:08:01.880
or chemistry as well. Well, I thought it was

01:08:01.880 --> 01:08:05.400
going to be like the hearts and the tails, but

01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:08.639
I don't think it's not a chemical. It is a chemical,

01:08:08.679 --> 01:08:12.409
but it's not the separation of the... Ethanols

01:08:12.409 --> 01:08:15.070
or the somethingols. Here's where the Mr. Producer

01:08:15.070 --> 01:08:19.470
comes in. It's P -H -E -N -O -L -S. Chemical

01:08:19.470 --> 01:08:22.329
compounds are produced by using peat in the malting

01:08:22.329 --> 01:08:25.649
process. So, you know, whatever. It's just, that's

01:08:25.649 --> 01:08:27.289
what phenols are. We're probably going to need

01:08:27.289 --> 01:08:32.569
to elaborate. What does it say? Phenol? Phenol.

01:08:33.029 --> 01:08:37.109
Phenol. Phenol. It's a mildly acidic, toxic,

01:08:37.170 --> 01:08:39.930
white crystalline salad obtained from coal tar.

01:08:40.489 --> 01:08:43.270
and used in chemical manufacture and dilute form.

01:08:44.010 --> 01:08:46.869
You've got to put an S on that. Under the name

01:08:46.869 --> 01:08:50.750
carbolic as a disinfectant. That doesn't sound

01:08:50.750 --> 01:08:53.510
like it should be. We're drinking this. No, he

01:08:53.510 --> 01:08:58.689
said peat. So it must be a single malt phenol.

01:08:58.729 --> 01:09:01.170
There's more than one. There's an S. It's a scotch,

01:09:01.189 --> 01:09:03.369
right? This is a scotch thing if it's peat involved.

01:09:03.930 --> 01:09:05.930
Well, it can be. I mean, I don't know. I mean,

01:09:05.949 --> 01:09:07.970
they can use them as different single malts.

01:09:07.970 --> 01:09:11.270
I mean, America now has single malt American

01:09:11.270 --> 01:09:16.909
whiskeys. So go back up, Chuck. It said many

01:09:16.909 --> 01:09:20.229
phenolic compounds were discovered and used long

01:09:20.229 --> 01:09:22.689
before chemists were able to determine. Therefore,

01:09:22.810 --> 01:09:26.250
trivial names such as vanillin. Is that from

01:09:26.250 --> 01:09:31.350
the beaver's ass? Wow. Salicylic acid is aspirin.

01:09:31.369 --> 01:09:36.920
Yes. Pyro, Pyro, Catacall. rosacrinol, crisol,

01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:41.319
hydroquinone, and eugenol. All right. I'm assuming

01:09:41.319 --> 01:09:43.680
everybody listening just fell asleep or just

01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:46.359
changed the channel. You brought up chemistry.

01:09:46.659 --> 01:09:50.659
I did. I did. I did. The goal was to really just

01:09:50.659 --> 01:09:53.000
kind of like, I want to introduce some definitions

01:09:53.000 --> 01:09:55.960
and slowly but surely we'll start embracing these

01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:57.439
a little bit more where we could like, because

01:09:57.439 --> 01:09:59.979
I want to like go into some of these distilleries

01:09:59.979 --> 01:10:02.020
and when they're spouting all this information,

01:10:02.239 --> 01:10:04.199
I want to be like, oh, oh, I know what that is.

01:10:04.270 --> 01:10:06.210
I know what this is. And now I know what they're

01:10:06.210 --> 01:10:08.170
doing with it. And I know what those heads and

01:10:08.170 --> 01:10:11.689
tails are. And you can go, what about your phenols?

01:10:12.130 --> 01:10:14.590
Yeah. What are your phenols? Oh, well, that is

01:10:14.590 --> 01:10:17.569
a fantastic question. Nobody ever asks that.

01:10:17.729 --> 01:10:19.750
And they're like, well, we're so impressed. The

01:10:19.750 --> 01:10:23.609
dudes like us. You guys are amazing. I think

01:10:23.609 --> 01:10:30.000
the only term I recognized was phallic. Was there

01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:32.039
phallic in there? I think so. All right. Rating.

01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:36.279
Rating. Rating. All right. Well, I will rate.

01:10:36.380 --> 01:10:38.779
Hold on. This is 129, so it's up there with the

01:10:38.779 --> 01:10:40.979
big dogs. Yes, it is. I'm going to go with 8

01:10:40.979 --> 01:10:47.479
.3. That was right at 8 .5. Whoa. Yes. We gave

01:10:47.479 --> 01:10:51.420
Smoke High 8s. Or as Sean called it, Smokey A.

01:10:51.539 --> 01:10:52.899
I was going to say it. You're saying it wrong.

01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:58.479
Yes. Smokey A. I'll do 8 .4. So right there,

01:10:58.659 --> 01:11:01.640
mid to low eights. Yeah. Yeah, that's right where

01:11:01.640 --> 01:11:03.560
I think we've done all the other barrel proofs.

01:11:03.640 --> 01:11:08.020
This is outstanding. High rating for these. Outstanding.

01:11:09.979 --> 01:11:13.300
Highly recommend if you get it. Is it hard to

01:11:13.300 --> 01:11:16.319
find? You said it's more readily available now.

01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:19.659
I'm seeing them more now than before, but I'm

01:11:19.659 --> 01:11:22.779
seeing a lot more allocated stuff now. Grab it

01:11:22.779 --> 01:11:24.920
if you see it. It's going to be great in your

01:11:24.920 --> 01:11:26.680
collection. Hey, and you might have to get used

01:11:26.680 --> 01:11:30.199
to the 130 -round proof, but it's worth doing

01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:35.319
that. Sticker price is about $70. $75. Very reasonable.

01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:38.939
For what you're getting, yeah. That bottle lasts

01:11:38.939 --> 01:11:40.399
a long time. You don't drink very much of it.

01:11:40.539 --> 01:11:46.439
No. It would be a sipper. Oh, yeah. All right,

01:11:46.460 --> 01:11:48.159
well, next week we've got Jackie Mack that's

01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:49.880
going to be on the podcast. She's going to be

01:11:49.880 --> 01:11:53.779
here. She's fun. She's fun, has lots of great

01:11:53.779 --> 01:11:57.140
stories. She's a bourbonette. And she'll be joining

01:11:57.140 --> 01:11:59.960
us this coming Friday for those folks that want

01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:02.079
to join us this Friday. And we'll be sharing

01:12:02.079 --> 01:12:04.300
our experience on the next podcast. Oh, yes,

01:12:04.300 --> 01:12:05.539
yes, we will. I'm excited about that. We're going

01:12:05.539 --> 01:12:07.479
to meet the Horseneck and the guys, the Horseneck's

01:12:07.479 --> 01:12:10.279
meat we're going to sample. Ooh. I wonder if

01:12:10.279 --> 01:12:11.520
they're going to have Horseneck meat. Horseneck.

01:12:12.159 --> 01:12:13.520
I wonder if they're going to have horse meat.

01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:17.500
Maybe some horse glue. Hmm. All right. Well,

01:12:17.560 --> 01:12:19.619
that's it for us for our second half. Shout out

01:12:19.619 --> 01:12:23.119
to the first half of Gentleman Jack and for Elijah

01:12:23.119 --> 01:12:25.520
Craig for this one. Fantastic. Thank you for,

01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:28.239
Mr. Producer, for staying on top of shit. And

01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:30.520
my ears. Man, I could buy some new replacements.

01:12:30.539 --> 01:12:32.539
You got black shit all over your face. Oh, really?

01:12:33.659 --> 01:12:40.310
Whoa. Black shit. Blackface. Wow. Okay. Two,

01:12:40.310 --> 01:12:42.869
24, two seconds. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm

01:12:42.869 --> 01:12:43.050
Jeff.