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Roger, roger. Over, overdone. Did you hear that

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there is a new Naked Gun movie? Yes, there is.

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I'm excited. It's got Liam Neeson in it. I hope

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it's not just a repeat of the original movie.

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You know what I mean? It's like Hollywood doesn't

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have creativity anymore. They just kind of redo

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old movies. It's like the same jokes. Nice beaver.

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Nice beaver. Yes. Welcome back, huh? They got

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that picture of the guy holding the big dildo.

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Remember that? They went to the sex shop. The

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guy had the dildos going crazy. Yeah, it was

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motorized. He was like... It was great. Yes.

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Feels like this is the second half. I know. Well,

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you know what? We haven't done this. Before you

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got here. We haven't done this in a while. Is

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that Pamela Anderson? Who is that? Yes, Pamela

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Anderson. Wow. She looks terrific there. So a

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lookout crime. He's fully armed. The Naked Gun,

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Liam Nielsen, features in the movie theaters

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August 1st. His penis has like five appendages

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on it. Look at that. Hold your leg. Very nice.

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Very beefy. He has a lot of arms. It's June 17th.

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It's Juneteenth. What happens? What's Juneteenth?

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Is it a specific day? It's Thursday. It's not

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Juneteenth today. It's the freeing of the slaves

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or something like that. Yeah, but what is that?

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I found out. I found out. Our pastor actually

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told us what it was. I was like, this is weird.

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Wait, why are you talking about Juneteenth? So

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when they did the Emancipation Proclamation,

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it took two years for that news to hit Texas,

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and those people in Texas were still slaves.

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And so two years later, on Juneteenth, they—

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It was 18th, right? June, yes. Yes. Right. That

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was the question from the beginning. What do

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they call it on Juneteenth? Is that the 18th?

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It's the 18th, I believe. Yeah. Sometimes it

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falls on Father's Day. So it literally was the

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Texas celebration of the slaves in Texas finding

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out that they were free two years later. Because

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I had never heard of that in Ohio. That is not

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a thing in Ohio. It's a Texas thing. It's 100

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% a Texas thing. Yeah. And only a Texas thing.

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Really. All right. Well. I mean, they can celebrate

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it everywhere, but I'm just saying it originated.

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Like I said, when I was growing up and taking

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history, we did not cover Juneteenth. The Man's

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Proclamation we did, but Juneteenth was not on

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the agenda. That was the first time I had heard

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why it was significant, which is a cool thing.

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It is cool. Check us out on Facebook and Instagram,

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dudeslikeus -podcast or dudeslikeus -woodcraft.

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We're the Dudes Like Us Show. We've got a producer,

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Mr. Chuck. Thank you, sir. It is June. The day

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before. The day before Juneteenth. It's Juneteenth

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Eve. It's the 19th. Very. We are celebrating.

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I'm going to bed early. Santa Claus is coming.

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What the hell? Yeah. All right. You're going

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to be released. All right, dudes, I got some

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shot. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. We have a jam -packed

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evening. Well, because we've been just swelling

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with topics and ideas. Well, we've only missed

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one podcast, right? Yeah, we were out last week.

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Did we miss two? Two weeks. No. Yes, it was.

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Was it two, really? No, it was one week. It was?

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Yes. Well, I was in Vegas last week. You got

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to lay off the carbon dioxide. Yeah, I was out

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of town last week as well. That was it, just

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last week. Was it just one week? Yeah, because

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I left last Saturday, not last Saturday, but

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Saturday morning. I missed all of you. Yes. I

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can't think of what we did. Even Friday was kind

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of an easygoing night. What did you do on Friday?

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Friday. Friday, I think I traveled. Yeah, I was

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coming back from Vegas. I didn't land. I didn't

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get home until 1130 at night. Chuck and I went

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to the Holy Grail, and I hadn't eaten, so I fasted

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on Thursday. Did you get the wings? I did. And

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then some. Yeah. I fasted Thursday. He ate his

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$5 wings. I ate Wednesday dinner, and I didn't

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eat again until Friday dinner. Was that planned?

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It was planned. Okay. You do it on Mondays, don't

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you? I did, but I failed to do it that Monday,

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and so I was just like, man, I need to do it.

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I wanted to do two days back -to -back, but it

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didn't work out. Have you found it beneficial

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if you alter those days or if you're consistent

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every week and fast? It doesn't matter. I don't

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know. I typically do it on Mondays, and look,

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I fell off the trend. I've already done it. This

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is my third. A third week in a row doing it.

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But prior to that, in the beginning of the year,

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dude, I was down to 239. I was happy. I was proud.

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And then I think I had to go to Houston for a

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couple trips in a row and just blew that. thing

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out of the water. When I got back, it just messed

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up the routine. I never got back into it. Yeah,

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vacations have a way of throwing any kind of

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diet out the window. Oh, for sure. Or working

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out or exercise or this or that. I'm three weeks

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in now and yeah, I've already lost five pounds.

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I'm down to 245. Nice. You know, and last week

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I was 252. I'm telling you, man, it kind of bums

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me out when I look at that number and it's just

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like, God bless it. It's so easy to do because

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I don't really eat horrible. And I think Paul

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nails it every single time. He says, portioning,

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Sean, I've seen what you eat. It's not what you

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eat. It's how much you eat. It is. You eat 15

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pounds of healthy food. Did I say all that? That

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sounds really intelligent. I'm paraphrasing.

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But that's intelligent stuff. You're attributing

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that to me. I'm impressed. I was reading between

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the lines. We're cutting all the carbs out. We

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have pretzels for lunch or something like that.

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We're done with that. We're starting to buy in

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nuts. And I measured out portions. You look at

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it, you're like, that's not very much. No, dude.

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So they say a quarter of a cup. Yeah, they say

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a quarter of a cup of nuts is what you should

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eat at one time. Do you know how small a quarter

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cup is? Well, I know, but I'm sitting there.

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It's very depressing. And I eat it, but I'm still

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full. I'll eat it slow. Slow. Slow. It'll still

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satisfy. One cashew at a time. But it's a problem

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when you sit there with a big bowl and you just

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like shovel a bit. Shoveling, yeah. The whole

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thing. Shoveling anything is not a good idea.

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So I want to maybe, I got some nuts downstairs.

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I'll bring us up. All a portion, a serving. A

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fourth of a cup? Six notes. So I want to tell

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you guys, so I got home late Friday, and then,

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of course, Saturday was the Chuckster's birthday

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party. Oh, yeah. Congratulations. I missed that.

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He's really old now. And anyway, we were preparing

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for the party, and we needed to get bourbon,

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so we went to Total Wine, right? So I go with

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my wife, and first off, Amanda says, oh. Sean

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and Jeff were just here, and I'm like, those

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sons of bitches. They cheated on me. It wasn't

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me. Oh, that's what Kevin said. They cheated

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on you. That's what Kevin said. I was like, they're

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damn right they did. But what was funny is I

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walked in there with Shelly, which never happens,

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right? We didn't go with our wives, right? And

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Amanda made some comment like, oh, haven't seen

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you in a while, blah, blah, blah. And then the

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next guy was like, oh, John. Remember John? John's

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like, oh, you've never had a sample from me before.

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Would you like a sample before? And then the

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next guy's like, oh, you don't come here very

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often. And I was like, guys, what are you doing?

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Did you guys get together to convince my wife

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that I don't have a problem? They're on the walkie

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-talkie. Dirt pieces on his leg. Wife is present.

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Yeah, we got a VIP. VIP with a wife. VIP with

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a wife over. Eagle has landed. It was hilarious.

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All of them were like colluding to make it seem

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like, you know, I'm not a regular. But anyway,

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it was hilarious. I was just thinking, we haven't

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all been in there in a while. We need to make

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sure if we're all in town this Friday that we

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go. They get bothered when they don't see us.

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I'm not lying. I mean, they love to see us. Yes.

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They do. We've been out either traveling. My

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work threw it off. traveling and shit like that.

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I get too... toasty when we go in there, man.

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We could do better. We could do better, but even

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when you have two or three, it's still toasty.

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No, they pour the smallest shots. No, they don't.

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They absolutely do, because people from Total

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Wine's bosses listen to this. They give us the

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correct amount of... Oh, that's right. They give

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us a small little portion. That's right, because

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we get upset. Pour me a little bit more. And

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I'm like, no, no. Sir, we can't do that. We don't

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do that here. Yes. That's where we go and buy

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a 10 -pack of those Jack Daniels little mini

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bottles. We don't do that either. That has never

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happened ever. Right. Yes. Well, we can go this

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Friday. I don't know what we got going on. You're

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not going to Kentucky. Your trip got canceled

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because your wife has, what is it, lung herpes

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or something? I don't know. Ebola. I don't know

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what she has. A popcorn lung? Hemorrhoid. God,

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these are very diverse diseases that she might

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have. Well, Jeff went straight to the hemorrhoids.

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I'm not sure what I'm going to see if she's got

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all of this at the same time. Dangling. Dangling

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hemorrhoids. Paul, can you rub some more salve

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on my hemorrhoids? Cut it off. Just please cut

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it off. Cleave it off. Wow. That's nasty. Yeah,

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that's too much. Does she have Kessler syndrome?

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Is that what she has? Could be. Could be Kessler

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syndrome. Why don't you tell us about Kessler

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syndrome? Yeah, but the Preparation H has that

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new little insert nozzle. You just put it up

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there. Oh. How do you know this? I mean, I've

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got one in the bathroom. Just interesting. In

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case you want to do that? Well, I don't have

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hemorrhoids, but yeah. But you continuously treat

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yourself. That's what I was getting at. Sean,

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you don't have hemorrhoids. Why do you keep showing

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that up your ass? It's just so easy. I use the

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applicator with some bourbon, but lose it. It

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just feels good, and it's preventative. Right.

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All right. Tell us about Kessler. Is it even

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close to what we're talking about here? No, not

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at all. Not at all. My wife and I took a road

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trip last week. We can get into that later. But

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we rented an audio book to listen to on the way

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up there. And it's a James Rollins Sigma Force

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one called Bone Labyrinth. Actually, that's another

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topic that we can get into. It's actually the

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last Terminal List book that I just read by Jack

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Carr. And what it is, is you know how we have

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low orbit, middle orbit, and high orbit for satellites,

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right? Yes. So most everything is in low orbit.

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Right, because it's easier to deploy, way easier

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to deploy low orbit satellites. It's the sixth

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book, so that's only showing five up there. So

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the sixth book is the one I just read, Red Sky

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Morning. I need to read these. Which one did

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I read? One, two, three, four, five. Only the

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Dead? Yeah, Only the Dead is the one I just read.

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Okay. And what it is, one of the plots was there

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was a tech company, kind of like a Apple or –

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anyway, he was trying to be as big as Google,

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Apple, Tesla, SpaceX, that type of thing. So

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he had aspirations. Okay. And he felt let down.

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So he was working with the Chinese to kind of

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take over the world. He was disillusioned with

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America and all that stuff. So he was going to

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launch a missile into low orbit with a million

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– ping -pong ball -sized bearings, ball bearings.

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And what that would do, it would start the Kessler

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effect. This is a real thing that the satellites

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up there do. So if one satellite explodes, it

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creates the shrapnel, right? Oh, yeah. So then

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it hits the next satellite. Basically, it's a

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cascading... So he was going to take out all

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the low orbit satellites. Right. So what happens

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is it's a cascading thing. So if one blows up,

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they all kind of chain react. And what happens

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is you have this layer of junk that nothing can

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get through. So you can't even launch satellites

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into the mid because it can't get through this

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layer of junk. It'll take out the rocket. And

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they said it'll last 25 to 30 years for that

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shit to finally fall to the thing. So if that

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happens. all of our communications and everything

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in low orbit is done. Wow. Cell phones. Which

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is the whole global communication. Correct. All

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the military, all that shit. So that's what they

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were going for. So it's a real thing that could

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potentially happen. And I read, because I went

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out there and I started researching it, and they

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said that the satellites, I think they may have

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been specifically the SpaceX, that every three

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minutes they are adjusting their space. They

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are scanning out there for obstructions, and

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they're moving themselves. So if one fucks up,

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that could be it. That was actually the plot

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of the movie Gravity. Oh, was it? Clooney and

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what's her name? Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock.

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Yeah, thank you. So it's a real thing, and it

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could potentially happen, and if it does, it

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would be catastrophic. Dang. It's so scary how

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there are so many catastrophic things that could

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happen, like the EMP. They talk about an EMP

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detonating over North America or over the United

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States, how it would wipe out all power, and

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in 10 days, people start to die. You would think

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that there would be an easier way to get rid

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of that junk. I mean, won't it eventually just

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burn into the atmosphere? Yeah, but like you

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said, it takes years. Yeah, it takes 25 to 30

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years for all that to... You couldn't nudge it?

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Well, if you keep shooting stuff in there, it'll

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just add to the junk. No, I mean, you get a flying

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spacecraft. Oh, I don't know. There'd have to

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be some kind of solution. Bunch of rubber around

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it, like bumper cars just go in there, bonk,

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bonk, bonk. I don't know. You would think that

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they would have some kind of way, because 25,

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30 years of you couldn't launch the moon, you

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couldn't launch anything. That'd be bad. Because

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you can't get through it. I mean, how fun would

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that be to have an unmanned... Like a vacuum?

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No, just unmanned craft up there, some sort of

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drone -style thing with arms on there where you're

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flying through space and you're just grabbing

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the shit and freaking slinging it down in the

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ocean. Well, how far out is low orbit for the

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satellites? How many miles up is that? What's

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low orbit? Ooh, we have to guess. We have to

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guess. I'm going to say 30 miles. I'll say 22.

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I'm going to say 45. All right. How many miles

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is low orbit? What did I say? I forgot what I

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said already. Oh, we're all wrong. Oh, God. Approximately

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100 to 1 ,200 miles. We all underbid. Good Lord.

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That was close. Low Earth orbit is typically

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defined as orbit around Earth at altitudes approximately.

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So how many miles is the moon? Oh, that's like

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hundreds of thousands. Oh, yeah. Okay. Thank

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you. I nailed that. I said hundreds of thousands.

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It's just a quarter million. 238 ,855, which

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is actually what's my next guess. I think picturing

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that, that's why it's like 1 ,200 miles. That's

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a lot. I guess not. No, it's not. Not when you

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consider space. It's like from here to California.

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That gives you some appreciation on how deep,

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how thick our atmosphere is. Right. It's extremely

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thick. So mid -Earth, there are satellites in

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mid -Earth and high -Earth, but we don't have

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very many, right? Mid -Earth. And in the book,

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what China was doing is they were launching,

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they had the most in high orbit, right? Right.

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So this wasn't going to impact them. So they

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were going to have control, basically, of the

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world for the next 30 years. They just need to

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launch a rocket with like a big net and just

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sweep and capture. That's what I'm saying. Like

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it's a pool or something? Or like a really long

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pole with a net on the end of it. Yeah, like

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a little pool cleaner. Yeah, we just kind of

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fish it down. I mean, come on. They have robots

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for that. Yeah. Magnet on the end. That's what

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I'm saying. Get like some sort of unmanned drone

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up there where you can just have it fly around.

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I mean, I don't know how that stuff works, but

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that'd be, I mean, what type of gravity is up

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there? Is it something where they can maneuver

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easy? Because if there's not that much gravity,

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all it really has to do is just push it. It's

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weightlessness. You should be able to accelerate

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its drop. Well, this debris is going thousands

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of miles per hour. It is. 10 ,000 miles, I think.

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Let's guess that. How fast is the debris going?

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I say 10 ,000. I say 33 ,000. I say 25 ,000.

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How fast are satellites going? We're totally

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on this game. 17 ,000. I said 33. You were over.

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$17 ,500. I said $10 ,000. I said $25 ,000. You

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both are over. If this price is right, I would

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have won. You would have won. So that junk is

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going to be traveling. I should have said one

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mile per hour. You're next on the price is right.

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Bullet speed, yes. So you've got to kind of factor

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that in. How are you going to get it up there

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traveling that fast? Well, it's not hard. Yeah,

00:16:44.470 --> 00:16:46.129
it's not hard. It's not hard? Elon can do it.

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No, that's true too. Well, to put it into low

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orbit, it's not hard. If it's full of shit going

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on like this, how are you going to get in there?

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I don't know. I don't know. Ian, is it all running

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one direction, or is it just a free -for -all?

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It's probably going everywhere. Fucking microwave.

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I don't know why he's making a toilet noise,

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but it's kind of going everywhere. Another reason

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why we don't have cameras right now. Really?

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He's having a cerebral palsy attack. No kidding.

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Interesting. So he told me to put Kessler syndrome

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on the board, and I had no idea what it was.

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Well, I'd never heard of it, but it's a real

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thing. Yeah. And it's a possibility. Like I said,

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these satellites are continually adjusting themselves

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so they don't run into something. Right. And

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we continue to launch satellites up there, namely

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SpaceX. Speaking of launching, there's a lot

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of shit being launched all over the Middle East

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right now. Oh, like back and forth. Yes. Yeah.

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I want to ruin it a little bit more about solutions

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on how to solve this Kessler syndrome. I don't

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think we're going to solve it. I mean, something

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tells me our ideas are probably going to fall

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apart. Oh, no, no, no. I would say you can have

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like, in the event, just have like these airplanes.

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Like C -130, constantly flying around the planet.

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Yeah, but that's not even close to low orbit.

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They're flying at 60 ,000 feet. It's okay. I

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mean, how far? Do you have to be up that high?

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Yeah. 1 ,200 miles? Yeah. If you're going to

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do a really long pull with a net on the end of

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it. Yeah, you got to get up. No, I'm not saying

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to pull the stuff down. I'm saying as an alternative

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to bounce your satellite signals. That's why

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the satellites are up there, so we can send signals

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down to bounce them back. Yeah, but those planes

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were only going how fast? You know how long it

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would take to get into position? You'd have to

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have... No, I don't know. No, hold on. Thousands

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of planes up there. I'm just saying simply add

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repeaters out into the... as high as those planes

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can go. You know, just put some repeaters out

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there. Instead of having satellites, satellites

00:18:48.299 --> 00:18:49.980
are super small. What about balloons? Yeah, but

00:18:49.980 --> 00:18:51.519
they're in orbit. Oh, you know what? Balloons

00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:53.680
are actually a pretty good idea, too. Yeah, but

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they're in... I mean, you have to be in orbit.

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Do you? Yeah. Why? Yeah. Because, I mean, otherwise

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you're constantly burning fuel or you're at the

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mercy of the wind for balloons or fuel for the

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airplanes. You have to pick your battles. If

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you're not going to have a signal... Oh, okay.

00:19:08.789 --> 00:19:10.549
You're saying if it happens. Yeah. If you're

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starting to get some blockage, then you have

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to come up with some alternatives and you just

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have to create a network of balloons. Of something.

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Yeah. Well, that's a good point. Yeah. But I

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don't... Would it have the... It probably has

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to have the elevation or the, you know. Well,

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I think your footprint would be a lot smaller.

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Yes. Right? You wouldn't be able to bounce signals

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all over the world. And you can't position them.

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It would require more. Right? Because you see

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these movies, you're like, how soon are we going

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to have the satellite over Afghanistan so we

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can see what's going on? That'll be three hours.

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Well, let me throw a curveball at you. What happens

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if they sever the umbilicals between the continents?

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The transatlantic cables and shit? Yeah, the

00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:52.049
cables. I mean, that's a big deal. Is it now

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that we have satellites? Are the cables that

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important? I don't know. What travels on those

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anymore? I wouldn't think it's all that important.

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I think it's extremely important. It's all telegram.

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I think a lot of the banks use those secure lines.

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All the ATMs? I just think it's a secure data

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as opposed to running it through a satellite,

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which anyone can interpret. I guess they could

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do the same thing on those. They just dive down

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and tap into... I think there was a movie where

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I saw something where they were tapping into

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the transatlantic so they could glean some information.

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Maybe. Some spy movie. I think the post office

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still shoots those little canisters. These pigeons?

00:20:31.339 --> 00:20:34.299
No, the canisters that go... Oh, yeah, the vacuum

00:20:34.299 --> 00:20:35.759
tubes. Don't they send those through the cables

00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:37.319
underneath the ocean? Oh, yeah, they're just

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big vacuums. God, can you imagine getting caught

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in that? So AI says the transatlantic cables

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are still active in use and are a critical part

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of our global communication. While older telegraph

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cables are no longer in service, modern fiber

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optic cables carry the vast majority of international

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telecommunications traffic, including internet

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data and phone calls. Really? So they're continuing

00:21:02.299 --> 00:21:05.279
to lay more cable? Oh, yeah, because it's easier

00:21:05.279 --> 00:21:08.799
and easier. Because before they were laying these

00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:14.440
long extended copper wires. Now it's a fiber

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optic. It's an optical. It's just one little

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cable. Do they just have a boat and they just

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drop this and it lays wherever it lays? A big

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spool on the end of it. It just falls wherever

00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:25.509
it falls kind of thing? I'm sure they have nodes

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where it made a repeating node out there. I don't

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know how that works. I think they hit some. Oh,

00:21:32.529 --> 00:21:33.730
that's Europe. I was going to say, that kind

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of looks like they hit a little turbulence there.

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Look at all those cables running across the Atlantic

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Ocean. That's crazy. I knew they were there,

00:21:39.309 --> 00:21:41.970
but I didn't know how much was still being, even

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one up to Greenland. No shit. Look at that. Greenland.

00:21:47.910 --> 00:21:50.490
Greenland. You say it differently than most people.

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Oh, look at this. Iceland and there's Greenland.

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And America. America. Poland. Poland. Yeah, I

00:22:04.670 --> 00:22:07.009
don't think you say it that way. Anyway, so yeah,

00:22:07.029 --> 00:22:08.430
that's fascinating. I didn't know all those cables

00:22:08.430 --> 00:22:10.910
were still in use. And not only still in use,

00:22:11.009 --> 00:22:14.599
it handles the majority, you said. Yeah. It's

00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:16.619
a critical part of our global communication.

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Damn. So if they're using fiber, that's as fast

00:22:19.700 --> 00:22:22.420
as light, right? Because it's a light through

00:22:22.420 --> 00:22:24.940
there. So modern cables are fiber optic. Unlike

00:22:24.940 --> 00:22:27.279
the older copper cables used for telegraphy,

00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:29.700
modern transatlantic cables utilize fiber optic

00:22:29.700 --> 00:22:32.000
technology for much faster and higher capacity

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data transmission. Good Lord, look at all those.

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So how long would it take for a signal fiber

00:22:36.720 --> 00:22:40.289
optically to go from New York to London? What's

00:22:40.289 --> 00:22:45.089
that distance? Wow. I'm going to go with 1 .2,

00:22:45.250 --> 00:22:49.990
no, 21 seconds. What, to travel? Yeah, you have

00:22:49.990 --> 00:22:52.390
to guess. I'd say like half a second to a second.

00:22:52.549 --> 00:22:54.849
It'd be a millisecond because it travels at what,

00:22:54.910 --> 00:22:58.470
287 miles per hour? Yeah. 87 ,000 miles and it's

00:22:58.470 --> 00:23:01.589
going 14 ,000 kilometers? All right, come on.

00:23:01.630 --> 00:23:05.490
Tell us how fast a signal travels in the cable.

00:23:06.250 --> 00:23:08.890
So while he's looking that up, these cables carry

00:23:08.890 --> 00:23:15.170
between 95 % and 99 % of all international telecommunication

00:23:15.170 --> 00:23:16.809
traffic. Yeah, that's terrifying. So what are

00:23:16.809 --> 00:23:18.750
all these satellites doing up there? Yeah, what

00:23:18.750 --> 00:23:19.930
the hell? We don't need them anyway. Well, that's

00:23:19.930 --> 00:23:23.529
what I'm saying. I think the Kessler thing is

00:23:23.529 --> 00:23:27.730
paramount under certain conditions. I think a

00:23:27.730 --> 00:23:31.549
lot of the military stuff is up there. I know

00:23:31.549 --> 00:23:34.990
a lot of self -service telecommunication stuff

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is. That's a good point. Spy satellites and shit

00:23:39.619 --> 00:23:43.559
like that, right? So they can put it anywhere

00:23:43.559 --> 00:23:46.740
in the world, right? And look at the bin Laden

00:23:46.740 --> 00:23:51.079
compound in Pakistan, right? So it travels in

00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:54.480
a vacuum, which is fiber optic. It travels at

00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:59.089
about 67 % of its speed. So 67 % of it, so it's

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200 ,000 kilometers per second. Good Lord. Damn.

00:24:02.630 --> 00:24:05.990
I was way off. And it's going 14 ,000 kilometers.

00:24:06.069 --> 00:24:09.670
You just do that math. It's less than a tenth

00:24:09.670 --> 00:24:14.009
of a second. Yeah, that's a millisecond. I was

00:24:14.009 --> 00:24:17.890
right. A tenth of a second? A millisecond is

00:24:17.890 --> 00:24:20.170
a thousandth of a second. Oh, shut up. Anyways.

00:24:22.650 --> 00:24:24.430
So when I edit this and I fact check, we're all

00:24:24.430 --> 00:24:27.549
going to be wrong. Of course. Completely wrong.

00:24:27.789 --> 00:24:29.789
He has it up. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it helps. Having

00:24:29.789 --> 00:24:34.269
Chuck instantaneously fact check us really, really

00:24:34.269 --> 00:24:37.609
helps. Because you're wrong all the time. It

00:24:37.609 --> 00:24:39.829
minimizes the time that we're stupid. You know

00:24:39.829 --> 00:24:42.789
what I mean? Yes. All right. Cool. All right.

00:24:42.789 --> 00:24:44.890
Well, there's been a lot of things that have

00:24:44.890 --> 00:24:47.809
happened in the last week. You sparked it up

00:24:47.809 --> 00:24:51.549
a little bit about the bombs. Dude, Iran and

00:24:51.549 --> 00:24:55.519
Israel. What a shit show that is. Well, I don't

00:24:55.519 --> 00:24:58.859
know how much Iran has left. I know they're supposedly

00:24:58.859 --> 00:25:02.200
reached out to talk. Well, yeah. I mean, they

00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:03.940
have to be. They're running out of options. They

00:25:03.940 --> 00:25:06.359
probably had one, maybe two good volleys left,

00:25:06.440 --> 00:25:09.000
maybe. Yeah, because you know that planes are

00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:12.779
still flying over of Iran and taking out whatever

00:25:12.779 --> 00:25:14.559
missile batteries they can find. Well, it's also

00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:17.119
they're taking out their F -14s from 1979 that

00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:19.039
they purchased. Yes, and leadership and military

00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:21.279
installations. They have full air superiority.

00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:23.980
Yeah. I know the last of the F -14s, right? Yeah,

00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:25.880
the last ones. Oh, the last ones on the planet?

00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:29.119
Yeah. The Tomcats? I was going to say that. From

00:25:29.119 --> 00:25:33.539
Top Gun? Top Gun. So you know what's so interesting

00:25:33.539 --> 00:25:36.059
about this thing is they waited 60 days, right?

00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:38.380
Trump said you have 60 days to come to the table

00:25:38.380 --> 00:25:41.920
and work out a deal. And then on the 61st day...

00:25:42.089 --> 00:25:44.150
Israel launched its attack. And then Trump was

00:25:44.150 --> 00:25:46.750
like, hey, I gave you 60 days. You didn't do

00:25:46.750 --> 00:25:49.609
anything. You weren't serious about it. And then

00:25:49.609 --> 00:25:51.250
Israel started kicking the shit out of them.

00:25:51.309 --> 00:25:52.670
Because remember, last year they knocked out

00:25:52.670 --> 00:25:54.309
all of their air defenses. Yeah, they have no

00:25:54.309 --> 00:25:55.890
air defense. Yeah, they knocked them all out

00:25:55.890 --> 00:25:58.650
last year. And they did that because this whole

00:25:58.650 --> 00:26:03.470
thing was all in motion. Yes. Well, they've completely

00:26:03.470 --> 00:26:06.190
beat them down. They've taken out their proxies,

00:26:06.210 --> 00:26:09.750
Hezbollah, Hamas, and Houthis. Yep. Right. Those

00:26:09.750 --> 00:26:14.160
are all. for the most part, gone. Yep. But they're

00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:15.559
not a threat, for sure. Yeah, they're not a threat.

00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:17.240
They're not gone yet, but they're not a threat.

00:26:17.420 --> 00:26:21.160
Right. And then they took out all their defenses

00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:23.759
and everything. And even before this happened,

00:26:23.819 --> 00:26:27.359
I heard that Iran's regime is teetering on the

00:26:27.359 --> 00:26:29.740
edge. Yeah. And then Mossad is assassinating

00:26:29.740 --> 00:26:32.579
just everyone in sight. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently

00:26:32.579 --> 00:26:35.039
they've taken out like 40 leaders now, 20 to

00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:39.319
40 leaders. I mean, this is ripe for... A civil

00:26:39.319 --> 00:26:43.619
war. Well, also what I'm hearing is the people

00:26:43.619 --> 00:26:45.859
of Iran do not like their leadership. They never

00:26:45.859 --> 00:26:48.019
have. Yeah. But I'm curious what they're going

00:26:48.019 --> 00:26:50.299
to do. I mean, is Iran, are there Christians

00:26:50.299 --> 00:26:54.180
there? Yeah. Yeah. Not a lot, but. I wonder if

00:26:54.180 --> 00:26:56.279
it's still going to be under quote unquote Muslim

00:26:56.279 --> 00:26:57.940
control. Oh, absolutely. I'm sure it will be.

00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:59.619
Yeah. They're not going to give up their religion.

00:26:59.700 --> 00:27:01.160
They just don't want to be oppressive. So the

00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:03.940
ideology is still going to be the same. No, just

00:27:03.940 --> 00:27:06.119
not as... The religion will be the same. The

00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:07.900
ideology will be different. Correct. Remember,

00:27:08.019 --> 00:27:12.299
this is a radical theocracy. And moderate Muslims

00:27:12.299 --> 00:27:15.380
that are oppressed by their own theocracy are

00:27:15.380 --> 00:27:17.619
like, yeah, we're not on board with this. Because

00:27:17.619 --> 00:27:21.900
if you see Iran back in the 70s, it was very

00:27:21.900 --> 00:27:23.920
contemporary. Yeah, it was. As a matter of fact,

00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:27.339
it was very modern. It was very west -leaning.

00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:31.069
Yes. I mean, they were... You know, they had

00:27:31.069 --> 00:27:33.150
the fashion and music, and they were becoming

00:27:33.150 --> 00:27:36.970
a Western -like culture. Yeah. Girls in the skirts

00:27:36.970 --> 00:27:39.630
and everything. Yeah, with makeup on. And then

00:27:39.630 --> 00:27:41.049
if you remember, yeah, I mean, look at that.

00:27:41.069 --> 00:27:44.769
Girls going to school and whole nine yards. And

00:27:44.769 --> 00:27:47.349
then if you remember, the Shah came over for

00:27:47.349 --> 00:27:49.130
surgery and all that. And then he, I don't know

00:27:49.130 --> 00:27:50.869
if he got assassinated or he died. That's when

00:27:50.869 --> 00:27:52.569
the Ayatollahs took over. Yeah, then it was a

00:27:52.569 --> 00:27:54.589
coup. Yeah, then it was a coup, and the Ayatollahs

00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:56.289
took over, and all this went away. And then all

00:27:56.289 --> 00:27:59.599
the embassy people got kidnapped. Yep. Right?

00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:02.079
That's how it all went down during Carter. Yep.

00:28:02.940 --> 00:28:06.200
So. Carter was so awful. Yeah, he was weak. Look

00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:08.660
at that. Yeah, but those pictures of a bunch

00:28:08.660 --> 00:28:11.119
of girls wearing. Wearing shorts. Western clothes.

00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:12.819
Short, short clothes where you can see their

00:28:12.819 --> 00:28:15.019
butts. I don't know. Well, not bare butts, but

00:28:15.019 --> 00:28:17.000
you know, you can see what they look like. Well,

00:28:17.019 --> 00:28:19.720
it looked like the, looked like. Western society.

00:28:19.900 --> 00:28:23.279
Yeah. So that's why they kind of brought them

00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:27.720
back to, you know, strict Islamic. rule right

00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:30.759
so that that's my my point though there's still

00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:33.359
going to be a lot of oppression you know there's

00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:36.000
they're still going to be throwing homosexuals

00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:39.079
off of buildings you know they're i don't know

00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:41.759
that's a good question because there are moderate

00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:44.240
there's less there's more moderate like look

00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:46.799
at jordan i'd like to try to jordan's actually

00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:49.119
a good example right i don't think jordan's doing

00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:52.019
that's not oppressive at all right And I don't

00:28:52.019 --> 00:28:54.420
think they're doing that kind of like the Taliban

00:28:54.420 --> 00:28:57.339
and the Iranians. I wonder if they still follow

00:28:57.339 --> 00:29:00.880
like the Koran or is there an Islam light that

00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:04.500
is going to be extracted from the Koran? No,

00:29:04.500 --> 00:29:06.460
I think it's the same Koran. I mean, I think

00:29:06.460 --> 00:29:10.200
there's just different sects that interpret it

00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:12.819
in more radical ways. Just like here, you know,

00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:17.319
you have the hardcore Christians who are vastly

00:29:17.319 --> 00:29:19.559
against homosexuality. Oh, yeah. I don't know

00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:24.319
if they're killing them, but there's swings of

00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:27.440
different values with even the folks who read

00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:29.160
the Bible. Yeah, the hardcore Baptists, right?

00:29:29.299 --> 00:29:33.259
They're like, they don't want music and they

00:29:33.259 --> 00:29:35.559
don't know drinking, no music, no this, no that.

00:29:35.740 --> 00:29:40.019
And you got those Mormons, I forget his name,

00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:43.599
the Koresh. David Koresh? David Koresh. Was he

00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:45.000
a Mormon? No, he was not a Mormon. No, no, but

00:29:45.000 --> 00:29:48.940
he was a derivative of some sort of weird religion

00:29:48.940 --> 00:29:52.339
cult where they suppressed and oppressed women

00:29:52.339 --> 00:29:56.339
and sexualized them. Well, he took the little

00:29:56.339 --> 00:30:02.460
girls as wives. So anyway, going back to the

00:30:02.460 --> 00:30:05.680
geopolitical part of this, so really Iran doesn't

00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.319
have a lot to fight back with right now. That's

00:30:09.319 --> 00:30:11.599
what I mean. They have no leverage. I wonder

00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:13.599
how many volleys of missiles they actually had.

00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:15.980
Were they just like, maybe we have one, maybe

00:30:15.980 --> 00:30:17.680
two? I don't know. I don't know. Because I've

00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:19.779
seen some made it through. Yes, they did. That

00:30:19.779 --> 00:30:22.359
was surprising to me. Yeah. Maybe it was just

00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:24.259
too many. We just kind of, yeah, we kind of felt

00:30:24.259 --> 00:30:26.400
like Israel was impervious. Yeah. With their

00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:28.200
iron dome and their this and their that. Maybe

00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:30.500
they shot their huge load and they were like,

00:30:30.740 --> 00:30:32.319
well, let's see if this does it kind of thing

00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:34.099
one last time. That's all they got. And then,

00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:35.900
because they did it twice, I think, didn't they?

00:30:36.540 --> 00:30:38.700
Over the course of a day or two days, maybe?

00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:40.519
I don't know. I haven't been following too much.

00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:42.740
I've been on the fucking road. So, in my opinion,

00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:45.259
the regime absolutely is vulnerable. I don't

00:30:45.259 --> 00:30:46.740
know if it's teetering, but it's vulnerable.

00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:51.259
It's vulnerable from an internal, civil coup

00:30:51.259 --> 00:30:55.559
perspective. It's absolutely decimating. It makes

00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:58.839
you wonder, if you push them in the corner, what

00:30:58.839 --> 00:31:00.799
are they going to do? I mean, what do they have?

00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:02.740
Do they have a nuclear weapon? No. Do you get

00:31:02.740 --> 00:31:07.759
Libya out of it? I don't think we want... You're

00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:10.079
saying Libya would get involved? No, no, no.

00:31:10.200 --> 00:31:12.980
I meant Iran would become Libya. Oh, where it

00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:15.640
falls into total chaos. Yeah, yeah, I got you.

00:31:15.740 --> 00:31:18.220
That's what Gaddafi got axed. Yeah, we don't

00:31:18.220 --> 00:31:21.200
want to nation -build. I don't want any scenario

00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:23.579
where we're starting to put American peacekeepers

00:31:23.579 --> 00:31:26.019
on the ground and we're helping them build their

00:31:26.019 --> 00:31:28.880
government. I don't know. I have hope because

00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:35.059
Syria had a relatively peaceful... Overthrow.

00:31:35.059 --> 00:31:38.000
Right. Syria did. Yeah. Like Assad, right? Yeah,

00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:40.680
Assad went into exile. That's right. And he was

00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:43.740
in power for, what, 30 years? A long time. Yeah.

00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:47.599
A total oppressive dictator, right? It depends

00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:49.299
on who you ask, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, I hear

00:31:49.299 --> 00:31:51.680
you. And then, so they have, you know, the rebels

00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.460
have this lightning fast attack and somehow shocked

00:31:54.460 --> 00:31:57.380
the world and, you know, knocked Assad out and

00:31:57.380 --> 00:31:59.539
he went into exile. And they have been relatively

00:31:59.539 --> 00:32:01.799
stable since. And we didn't have to do shit.

00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:03.700
Now, maybe stuff was happening behind the scenes,

00:32:03.740 --> 00:32:06.740
like CIA, and maybe that kind of stuff was happening.

00:32:06.779 --> 00:32:08.880
I don't know. But that's what I'm hoping for,

00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:12.819
is Iran has a relatively, you know... Oh, wow,

00:32:12.900 --> 00:32:14.740
what's going on with all that video? That's in

00:32:14.740 --> 00:32:18.660
Israel. Oh, they're hitting Israel. Yeah. There's

00:32:18.660 --> 00:32:22.200
some getting through. Damn. Is that now? Is that

00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:24.319
right now? This was as of an hour ago, yeah.

00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:29.359
Oh, shit. And they're all coming in. You know

00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:31.940
what? Also, their missile defense is smart enough

00:32:31.940 --> 00:32:34.480
to let missiles that won't hit anything strike

00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:37.099
the ground. So that doesn't necessarily mean

00:32:37.099 --> 00:32:39.420
that they're hitting good targets. Correct. But

00:32:39.420 --> 00:32:45.059
damn, look at that. Wow. There's a lot of that

00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:46.819
that are hitting the ground there. That's not

00:32:46.819 --> 00:32:50.859
good. Anyway, dude, this is major geopolitical

00:32:50.859 --> 00:32:54.240
developments in this week. This is 40 years in

00:32:54.240 --> 00:32:59.039
the making. The big deal. Yeah, that was 1978,

00:32:59.619 --> 00:33:03.240
79 when the Ayatollahs took over. Yep. This is

00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:05.640
a big, big deal. You'll have to see how this

00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:08.299
plays out. And Trump is stocking up a game, man.

00:33:08.380 --> 00:33:12.039
It's crazy. Well, you know, I just want him to

00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:14.779
continue to shut the fuck up. You know, just

00:33:14.779 --> 00:33:17.180
kind of take as far as a backseat as you can.

00:33:17.339 --> 00:33:19.359
I don't want to get involved in any other bullshit.

00:33:19.900 --> 00:33:21.660
I don't need shenanigans. We don't need to invest

00:33:21.660 --> 00:33:24.339
any more money into any other country. We need

00:33:24.339 --> 00:33:27.359
to take care of ourselves. Yeah, I do not want

00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:30.440
to get into, I don't want to have a hand in this

00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:32.019
war. No question about it. We could take care

00:33:32.019 --> 00:33:33.940
of some humanitarian stuff if they need some

00:33:33.940 --> 00:33:36.380
help, humanitarily wise, but, you know, no. We

00:33:36.380 --> 00:33:38.720
don't need tanks on the ground, feet on the ground.

00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:42.099
We'll let Israel do the work. Trump is actually,

00:33:42.220 --> 00:33:44.140
I think, more of a pacifist than anything because

00:33:44.140 --> 00:33:46.880
he's always been kind of anti -war. He is. You

00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:48.859
know. Trying to end conflict, but he's also not

00:33:48.859 --> 00:33:52.509
afraid to, Correct. He's not afraid to go if

00:33:52.509 --> 00:33:54.509
there, if he needs to, but he doesn't. That's

00:33:54.509 --> 00:33:56.349
not his first option. No. It's like his last

00:33:56.349 --> 00:33:58.430
kind of thing. And if they bomb a U .S. base,

00:33:58.829 --> 00:34:02.910
it's not going to be pretty. Right. It's going

00:34:02.910 --> 00:34:08.460
to be like he will unleash for real. So I don't

00:34:08.460 --> 00:34:10.579
know. Anyway, that's some fascinating stuff that's

00:34:10.579 --> 00:34:12.940
happened this week. Hold on real quick. Did you

00:34:12.940 --> 00:34:16.059
see the video of the Iranian lady newscaster?

00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:18.800
She was on TV. I don't know what she was saying

00:34:18.800 --> 00:34:20.340
because my sound was off. She was probably also

00:34:20.340 --> 00:34:23.579
an Iranian. She's probably talking shit. Probably.

00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:27.119
And also her station gets hit. We are not afraid.

00:34:27.300 --> 00:34:32.880
We will crush you. Ah, fuck. Fuck. Yeah, there

00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.380
she is right there. Missile incoming. Missile

00:34:35.380 --> 00:34:40.360
incoming. Three, two, one. No, she's like, holy

00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:43.780
shit. Yeah, she's like, peace out. I need to

00:34:43.780 --> 00:34:47.139
go away. I'm out. Oh, man. Hey, look, it sucks.

00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:49.500
I don't want to see anybody die. I know. I know.

00:34:49.980 --> 00:34:52.699
I just want them to go away. Just, you know,

00:34:52.699 --> 00:34:54.900
go live your life the way you want, but just

00:34:54.900 --> 00:34:56.940
don't do it near me. Don't go away mad. Far,

00:34:56.940 --> 00:34:59.260
far away. Don't go away mad. Just go away. Yeah.

00:34:59.769 --> 00:35:01.550
I hear you. Just live your life, man. Don't try

00:35:01.550 --> 00:35:02.750
to kill everyone else who doesn't agree with

00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:04.849
you. Living your life is important. That's what

00:35:04.849 --> 00:35:07.090
we've been doing the last, what you've been doing,

00:35:07.130 --> 00:35:09.170
Jeff. We did this last week. Chuck's birthday

00:35:09.170 --> 00:35:12.530
was here. We did a little celebrating at my house.

00:35:12.610 --> 00:35:14.349
You were gone. You couldn't make it. You were

00:35:14.349 --> 00:35:16.929
traveling abroad. You want to chat about that?

00:35:17.269 --> 00:35:19.130
Gallivanting everywhere. That's all right. Hey,

00:35:19.210 --> 00:35:21.530
man, look, I'm happy for you. You know what?

00:35:21.690 --> 00:35:30.570
You're in a perfect spot right now. Yeah, we

00:35:30.570 --> 00:35:33.070
went to, my wife and I, we got some friends who

00:35:33.070 --> 00:35:34.730
actually just got married about a month ago,

00:35:34.829 --> 00:35:38.650
and they have been working to move to Wyoming.

00:35:39.530 --> 00:35:43.010
And he bought some acres, I think about 35 acres

00:35:43.010 --> 00:35:49.409
or so, by Laramie somewhere. And the house they

00:35:49.409 --> 00:35:50.949
were going to put there kind of fell apart. They

00:35:50.949 --> 00:35:52.329
kept getting kicked back, kicked back, kicked

00:35:52.329 --> 00:35:54.829
back. Was that because Chinese bought the neighboring

00:35:54.829 --> 00:36:00.949
house? No, it's just supply chain. Oh, materials

00:36:00.949 --> 00:36:02.630
and stuff. Not materials, but there's not a lot

00:36:02.630 --> 00:36:04.650
of people up there to actually do the work. Oh,

00:36:04.650 --> 00:36:07.929
wow. Right? So you have to bring people in because

00:36:07.929 --> 00:36:10.130
the population, the entire state of Wyoming is

00:36:10.130 --> 00:36:14.150
under 400 ,000. Dang. The entire state. So, you

00:36:14.150 --> 00:36:16.530
know, finding good people to work at, finding,

00:36:16.769 --> 00:36:18.969
and, you know, a lot of people. I can go there

00:36:18.969 --> 00:36:21.050
and work at being a carpenter. 100 % you could.

00:36:21.269 --> 00:36:23.429
How long, how long ago did they buy the land?

00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:27.900
He bought it in 2018, I think. Damn. That land

00:36:27.900 --> 00:36:29.940
that you were showing the video of? No. The rivers

00:36:29.940 --> 00:36:32.719
and stuff? No, this was a different plot of land.

00:36:32.860 --> 00:36:35.079
Okay. And like I said, it kept falling through

00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.739
and everything, and it was doubling in price,

00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:40.179
the price of this house that they kept putting

00:36:40.179 --> 00:36:42.739
on there. Oh, damn. Because shit kept going up,

00:36:42.739 --> 00:36:44.820
right? And it was taking so long, price kept

00:36:44.820 --> 00:36:46.960
going up. So finally they're like, forget that.

00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.420
So they started looking like, what else is out

00:36:49.420 --> 00:36:52.139
there? And he found this, his realtor actually

00:36:52.139 --> 00:36:56.480
had, And the lady who owned this, her husband

00:36:56.480 --> 00:37:00.119
just died. They're extremely wealthy. And they

00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.159
have multiple homes across the United States

00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:04.019
and the world, right? This was one of them. They

00:37:04.019 --> 00:37:06.340
would come out in the summertime and live there.

00:37:06.619 --> 00:37:09.639
And they built this. It's a log cabin. It's on

00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:13.460
two acres. And it sits between two rivers. Their

00:37:13.460 --> 00:37:17.340
land is kind of a wedge. And I sent you a picture

00:37:17.340 --> 00:37:21.079
of it. And it's snow melt right now. It's rushing.

00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:24.579
That is a rushing river. It's like rapids. And

00:37:24.579 --> 00:37:27.659
it's happening on both sides of their house.

00:37:28.019 --> 00:37:29.800
I wonder if it's going to deteriorate the land

00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:32.710
eventually. No. That'll wash the house away if

00:37:32.710 --> 00:37:35.250
it floods. That's what I'm saying. No, because

00:37:35.250 --> 00:37:38.769
I ask that. I go, they have to buy flood insurance.

00:37:39.030 --> 00:37:41.210
You never know. What's going to prevent it from

00:37:41.210 --> 00:37:43.130
washing it away? The other side is a lot lower.

00:37:43.269 --> 00:37:45.369
So their house is up here. The other side of

00:37:45.369 --> 00:37:49.070
the river is a lot lower. So if water comes in,

00:37:49.110 --> 00:37:50.510
it's going that way. It has somewhere to go.

00:37:50.590 --> 00:37:52.789
It's going that way. Now, could something catastrophic

00:37:52.789 --> 00:37:55.510
happen? No, I meant like just the natural wear

00:37:55.510 --> 00:37:58.190
and tear of earth movement from the wet water.

00:37:58.329 --> 00:38:00.630
Well, I'm sure over time, you know, if you see

00:38:00.630 --> 00:38:02.130
some erosion, you're going to pull some folks

00:38:02.130 --> 00:38:05.570
out there to reinforce that, right? Sure. Especially

00:38:05.570 --> 00:38:07.769
if you're rich. Anyway. Put some big rocks in

00:38:07.769 --> 00:38:09.969
there like you fell off. Yeah, they're actually

00:38:09.969 --> 00:38:14.949
in Centennial, Wyoming. And when I say it is

00:38:14.949 --> 00:38:18.869
remote out there, it is remote. Really? It's

00:38:18.869 --> 00:38:21.940
not like driving around. Frisco and Prosper,

00:38:22.099 --> 00:38:27.000
there's nothing out there. And it's just open.

00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:28.639
I mean, look at that town that they live in.

00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.260
There's nothing. They have a liquor store? A

00:38:32.260 --> 00:38:35.579
total wine? They have a couple restaurants, and

00:38:35.579 --> 00:38:37.860
their store is that friendly store. It's like

00:38:37.860 --> 00:38:40.039
a little general store that you see in these

00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:41.719
old towns. Yeah. You know, if you want a gallon

00:38:41.719 --> 00:38:44.079
of milk or something like that. Sure. Otherwise,

00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:45.900
you're driving, you know, half an hour into Laramie.

00:38:46.500 --> 00:38:49.789
Damn. They have Amazon delivery? Yes, they don't

00:38:49.789 --> 00:38:51.349
have overnight. They said it takes two to three

00:38:51.349 --> 00:38:55.110
days. Still? That's amazing. But during the wintertime,

00:38:55.289 --> 00:38:57.510
you know, it could take longer because they'll

00:38:57.510 --> 00:39:01.730
get feet of snow, right? So how'd they get this

00:39:01.730 --> 00:39:05.309
land? That must suck. Their real estate agent,

00:39:05.449 --> 00:39:07.630
because it wasn't even on the market yet, but

00:39:07.630 --> 00:39:10.010
the real estate agent kind of, I guess, knew

00:39:10.010 --> 00:39:12.710
this lady. They all do. And they took them out

00:39:12.710 --> 00:39:15.730
there, and it was during October. They have aspens

00:39:15.730 --> 00:39:19.169
out there. If you know what aspens are. Tremendously

00:39:19.169 --> 00:39:21.869
beautiful. It was bright yellow. There's just

00:39:21.869 --> 00:39:24.010
the acreage of this, and the rivers were on both

00:39:24.010 --> 00:39:29.250
sides. And they said it was magical. And he looked

00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:32.469
at his fiancée at the time and goes, she goes,

00:39:32.550 --> 00:39:34.969
yes, this is the one I want. And they could afford

00:39:34.969 --> 00:39:37.429
it? I mean, it wasn't like crazy expensive? No.

00:39:37.769 --> 00:39:39.250
I don't know. I didn't ask how much they paid

00:39:39.250 --> 00:39:42.670
for it, but they bought it. And one of the contingencies

00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:46.519
is that she was an interior designer. And she

00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:48.880
bought all this furniture specifically for this

00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:50.980
house. So they had to buy the furniture as well.

00:39:51.360 --> 00:39:52.960
But she's got some very unique pieces in there.

00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.400
Oh, I see. The seller was saying the furniture

00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:57.179
goes with it. But they had some very unique pieces

00:39:57.179 --> 00:39:59.099
in there, a lot of paintings and stuff like that

00:39:59.099 --> 00:40:03.760
that are worth some money. So, yeah, they're

00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:06.019
in those trees somewhere. Your video was amazing.

00:40:06.179 --> 00:40:08.480
Yeah. Of the water going by. Oh, I thought you

00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:10.760
were talking about the bourbon glass. Oh. Well,

00:40:10.780 --> 00:40:13.750
that too. Right. Yeah. That was a nice surprise

00:40:13.750 --> 00:40:15.949
at the very end. I was like, oh, look at that.

00:40:16.690 --> 00:40:19.369
He's showing the river, the rushing water. He's

00:40:19.369 --> 00:40:22.050
panning down, and all of a sudden this beautiful

00:40:22.050 --> 00:40:25.010
glass of bourbon shows up in the picture. Yeah,

00:40:25.070 --> 00:40:28.329
so it's absolutely stunning. The house was beautiful.

00:40:29.349 --> 00:40:32.750
Well done. They're talking about expansion, putting

00:40:32.750 --> 00:40:36.909
the deck on. Every day I'd sit out there. They

00:40:36.909 --> 00:40:39.050
had a bench sitting out there by the river, and

00:40:39.050 --> 00:40:41.469
I'd just sit there for an hour or two hours and

00:40:41.469 --> 00:40:43.269
just read my book. It was beautiful. They have

00:40:43.269 --> 00:40:45.789
moose. They'll come through and just plop down

00:40:45.789 --> 00:40:47.869
on the land. Did you see any of them? We saw

00:40:47.869 --> 00:40:50.269
them not on their property, but we saw them on

00:40:50.269 --> 00:40:54.250
one of our drives going over to the distillery

00:40:54.250 --> 00:40:57.670
we hit, and we went over to Saratoga. You should

00:40:57.670 --> 00:40:59.150
have took out your pocket knife and chased it

00:40:59.150 --> 00:41:02.110
down. Those things are fucking huge, man. Pocket

00:41:02.110 --> 00:41:04.070
knife, huh? Huge. That would be your strategy,

00:41:04.210 --> 00:41:06.630
Sean? That's your strategy? Stab its eyeball

00:41:06.630 --> 00:41:09.289
out. Your moose hunting strategy? You got to

00:41:09.289 --> 00:41:14.340
blind it if it can't see you. Yeah, we went to

00:41:14.340 --> 00:41:16.920
Saratoga, beautiful. I got one eye. I got one

00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:19.239
eye. It's like, where is he? And he said that

00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:22.179
there's an extreme amount of money that lives

00:41:22.179 --> 00:41:25.860
there. Oh, I bet. A ton of millionaires, billionaires.

00:41:26.059 --> 00:41:28.559
All from California. I guess Bill Gates owns

00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:30.340
a bunch of property out there. Of course he does.

00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:31.900
Of course he does. He goes, yeah, apparently

00:41:31.900 --> 00:41:34.280
he hangs out in Centennial, where they live.

00:41:34.420 --> 00:41:35.880
Bill Gates does. He goes, I've never seen him

00:41:35.880 --> 00:41:38.500
yet. Apparently he comes out there quite sometimes.

00:41:38.500 --> 00:41:40.800
Make him a nice special shit sandwich for him.

00:41:40.940 --> 00:41:44.380
And he said that there's an airport in Saratoga

00:41:44.380 --> 00:41:48.880
that a lot of the extremely wealthy come out

00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:50.860
to because apparently there's a very exclusive

00:41:50.860 --> 00:41:55.000
golf course out there. He goes, whenever I drive

00:41:55.000 --> 00:41:57.980
by and go to Saratoga, which they go like every

00:41:57.980 --> 00:41:59.400
week because there's hot springs over there,

00:42:00.059 --> 00:42:03.179
they'll look to try to catch what private jets

00:42:03.179 --> 00:42:06.170
are there. And he goes, sometimes you'll see

00:42:06.170 --> 00:42:10.449
a dozen of these private jets just lined up there.

00:42:10.789 --> 00:42:13.449
And they go to a golf course. They go golfing.

00:42:13.809 --> 00:42:15.849
So I don't know if that's it or where it's at.

00:42:16.550 --> 00:42:18.789
You know, I hate that, though. It kind of makes

00:42:18.789 --> 00:42:19.969
it feel like. That would have to be the golf

00:42:19.969 --> 00:42:22.889
course. I mean. Probably. Don't you hate the

00:42:22.889 --> 00:42:24.969
fact that it seems like the most beautiful places

00:42:24.969 --> 00:42:28.449
on earth are just reserved for the ultra rich?

00:42:29.099 --> 00:42:30.599
You know what I mean? I know your friends are

00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:32.280
probably not in that category, and it's probably

00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:34.380
absolutely not true what I'm saying. But you

00:42:34.380 --> 00:42:36.860
know what? You know, though? Right. It just seems

00:42:36.860 --> 00:42:39.400
like for you to be able to afford this beautiful

00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:43.400
country, you just have to be. I think that when

00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:46.159
they find beautiful spots like that, I think

00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:49.880
that there's some sort of, and this is on the

00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:52.619
far, you know, you guys probably call me a conspiracy

00:42:52.619 --> 00:42:57.130
theorist, but I don't give a shit. Maui? I don't

00:42:57.130 --> 00:42:59.909
know how the fire started. Nobody knows, but

00:42:59.909 --> 00:43:05.130
there was no water, and shit happened. Didn't

00:43:05.130 --> 00:43:07.190
you say that Oprah was apparently roped into

00:43:07.190 --> 00:43:12.110
that conspiracy theory? Well, it was understood

00:43:12.110 --> 00:43:15.590
that she was bidding to buy all the stuff. I'm

00:43:15.590 --> 00:43:17.389
sure. Because the government was going to be

00:43:17.389 --> 00:43:19.730
taking it over, and then they were going to go

00:43:19.730 --> 00:43:23.869
ahead and pass it out. Also, LA. The LA fires.

00:43:24.349 --> 00:43:28.050
Same scenario. Fires, you know, it's a desirable

00:43:28.050 --> 00:43:32.090
place to be. So, I mean, if you're part of this...

00:43:32.090 --> 00:43:35.510
Is it really desirable right now? Well, no. I

00:43:35.510 --> 00:43:38.849
mean, not with the politics going on. But the

00:43:38.849 --> 00:43:42.190
land itself out there, it's beautiful. Oh, it

00:43:42.190 --> 00:43:43.969
is. California is absolutely beautiful. And even

00:43:43.969 --> 00:43:46.309
if it's not a conspiracy theory, even if those

00:43:46.309 --> 00:43:48.590
things were set on purpose, that kind of thing,

00:43:48.710 --> 00:43:51.230
it still sucks that when those things happen,

00:43:51.329 --> 00:43:53.230
the people who benefit are the fucking ultra

00:43:53.230 --> 00:43:56.449
-rich. You know what I mean? So either way, either

00:43:56.449 --> 00:43:59.110
way, it's like a shitty situation. Like, in other

00:43:59.110 --> 00:44:01.050
words, the people that live there can't afford

00:44:01.050 --> 00:44:03.150
to rebuild. And then, you know, somebody comes

00:44:03.150 --> 00:44:06.170
in and sweeps it all up and then out they go.

00:44:06.289 --> 00:44:08.150
Right. How do we feel about this? I mean, look,

00:44:08.230 --> 00:44:12.650
I am happy. I'm tickled to death that we have

00:44:12.650 --> 00:44:16.969
these military soldiers supporting our local

00:44:16.969 --> 00:44:22.250
officers and these immigration. peaceful riots

00:44:22.250 --> 00:44:24.170
that they got going on. Yeah, quote, quote, peaceful

00:44:24.170 --> 00:44:27.409
riots. Mostly peaceful fires. If they weren't

00:44:27.409 --> 00:44:30.250
there, if those guys were not there to keep the

00:44:30.250 --> 00:44:33.070
peace, it'd be a thousand times worse. Oh, it

00:44:33.070 --> 00:44:34.289
would have been way worse. And they would have

00:44:34.289 --> 00:44:36.110
let it happen. 100 % would have let it happen.

00:44:36.650 --> 00:44:39.650
Out in California? Yes, in LA. Anywhere. I mean,

00:44:39.650 --> 00:44:42.090
even like in Texas and downtown Austin, there

00:44:42.090 --> 00:44:44.070
were some shenanigans going on. Downtown Dallas,

00:44:44.150 --> 00:44:46.389
there was shit going on. Downtown McKinney, there's

00:44:46.389 --> 00:44:48.920
people coming out everywhere. I am so thankful

00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:51.340
that law and order is being restored. If they

00:44:51.340 --> 00:44:53.159
want to protest, let them do that. But once they

00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:55.719
get out of hand. Fuck them up. Yeah. I think

00:44:55.719 --> 00:44:57.139
that's kind of the message that some of these

00:44:57.139 --> 00:45:00.139
sheriffs were saying. If you protest, but if

00:45:00.139 --> 00:45:03.380
you cross the line, you touch, spit, punch, whatever.

00:45:03.500 --> 00:45:07.210
Any of my officers. Expect mortality. The whole

00:45:07.210 --> 00:45:10.510
concept of no kings is just absurd. It's retarded.

00:45:10.610 --> 00:45:13.489
I mean, he's not a king. He doesn't think he's

00:45:13.489 --> 00:45:16.349
a king. He doesn't want to be king. I heard this.

00:45:16.409 --> 00:45:18.130
We already have a no kings day. It's called July

00:45:18.130 --> 00:45:20.929
4th Independence Day. Amen. That's right. Amen,

00:45:21.170 --> 00:45:22.989
brother. What was that all about? To kick the

00:45:22.989 --> 00:45:24.590
damn king out of the United States. All this

00:45:24.590 --> 00:45:28.050
is is TDS, man. Trump derangement syndrome. They're

00:45:28.050 --> 00:45:31.750
protesting everything. I know. Because they've

00:45:31.750 --> 00:45:33.789
got nothing left, dude. A lot of these people,

00:45:34.010 --> 00:45:35.389
at least some of the pictures I've seen, I don't

00:45:35.389 --> 00:45:38.690
know about here in Frisco, but a lot of the folks

00:45:38.690 --> 00:45:41.070
that I see out in California were a bunch of

00:45:41.070 --> 00:45:43.750
old folks because they're just old and liberal.

00:45:43.969 --> 00:45:48.510
What I'm also enjoying is that we're being smarter.

00:45:49.130 --> 00:45:53.250
At least they're being forthright with their

00:45:54.489 --> 00:45:57.329
Investigations. They caught the people that were

00:45:57.329 --> 00:46:00.849
passing out all those bionic masks. They caught

00:46:00.849 --> 00:46:03.670
them. They're going to figure out who funded

00:46:03.670 --> 00:46:08.010
that. I think that's amazing. There are different

00:46:08.010 --> 00:46:10.269
people that are professional protesters and they're

00:46:10.269 --> 00:46:14.289
busting them. I don't care about this. I think

00:46:14.289 --> 00:46:16.070
it's silly, but I don't care. They could do this

00:46:16.070 --> 00:46:19.590
all day. I don't care. It is what it is, but

00:46:19.590 --> 00:46:21.230
as soon as you start getting to the street...

00:46:21.530 --> 00:46:23.429
And causing problems, that's where I have the

00:46:23.429 --> 00:46:25.269
problem. So here's what I was, okay, a couple

00:46:25.269 --> 00:46:28.769
things. This No Kings thing was nationwide, right?

00:46:28.889 --> 00:46:31.070
It was nationwide. And apparently like over a

00:46:31.070 --> 00:46:33.969
million people participated in various No Kings

00:46:33.969 --> 00:46:36.670
things. Sure, sure. How much shit went down for

00:46:36.670 --> 00:46:40.389
the most part? Was it quiet? I don't know because

00:46:40.389 --> 00:46:42.849
I asked you guys how it's going here. It was

00:46:42.849 --> 00:46:45.369
very quiet. You want to know why? Because we,

00:46:45.570 --> 00:46:49.150
we being the right or the anti -protesters, didn't

00:46:49.150 --> 00:46:51.030
bother going out there and causing any problems.

00:46:51.469 --> 00:46:54.710
Let them do their thing. It was relatively peaceful.

00:46:54.869 --> 00:46:56.250
There was a couple incidents here and there.

00:46:56.389 --> 00:46:59.769
But we didn't do the shit that they do. I hate

00:46:59.769 --> 00:47:01.349
the we and they, but it's the reality. It's true.

00:47:01.429 --> 00:47:04.409
Right. So remember, whenever we were doing rallies,

00:47:04.769 --> 00:47:07.789
Antifa would show up and Antifa would start messing

00:47:07.789 --> 00:47:10.909
up with their black outfits. Black masks and

00:47:10.909 --> 00:47:13.949
shit. Did we do any of that? No. And that's why

00:47:13.949 --> 00:47:16.869
everything was relatively peaceful across the

00:47:16.869 --> 00:47:21.199
nation. And does anybody call that out? No. Well,

00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:23.539
I mean, there's Antifa here. They had bikers

00:47:23.539 --> 00:47:26.159
out there that were silencing some of those Antifa

00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:31.099
players. Yeah. Oh, you mean way back when, though?

00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:34.639
No, not this past week. They have motorcycle

00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:38.619
gangs out there that were protecting some of

00:47:38.619 --> 00:47:40.460
the... They were keeping the peace? They were.

00:47:40.579 --> 00:47:43.380
They were hunting. They were hunting for Antifa.

00:47:43.539 --> 00:47:45.159
But I didn't think there were anti -protesters,

00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:48.980
were there? There were Antifa people there. Okay.

00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:51.360
So I don't know what the function was, except

00:47:51.360 --> 00:47:56.219
to cause chaos. Well, Antifa, I think, is different

00:47:56.219 --> 00:47:58.099
than what these folks are, right? These are just

00:47:58.099 --> 00:48:01.920
libs being idiots. Antifa takes... They're agitators,

00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:03.960
the Antifa is. Well, let me rephrase that. Instigators.

00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:07.219
There may not be Antifa, but they had black clothes

00:48:07.219 --> 00:48:10.099
on, masks on. They were dressed up in the same

00:48:10.099 --> 00:48:11.820
Antifa garb. It probably was Antifa. It probably

00:48:11.820 --> 00:48:14.780
was. Because they wanted this to turn violent.

00:48:14.860 --> 00:48:18.179
Yes. Antifa's a violent organization. 100%. These

00:48:18.179 --> 00:48:19.699
folks here stay on the other side of the road.

00:48:19.699 --> 00:48:21.599
And they're funded to cause problems. Correct.

00:48:21.940 --> 00:48:24.119
Right. Yeah, and they're getting paid $150 a

00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:27.119
day, at least $150 a day. They interviewed some

00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:29.440
of these guys. They were like, yeah, someone

00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:31.780
approached me, and I got like six of my friends

00:48:31.780 --> 00:48:34.719
were all getting paid. And he was just like,

00:48:34.780 --> 00:48:36.780
I decided I didn't want to do it. I went out

00:48:36.780 --> 00:48:38.920
there, and then my friends are like destroying

00:48:38.920 --> 00:48:41.219
things. I was like, I love America. I don't really

00:48:41.219 --> 00:48:43.719
want to do this. This is stupid. So that makes

00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:45.860
me question, okay, we had all these people. Okay,

00:48:45.940 --> 00:48:49.130
well, how many are really? behind it or are they

00:48:49.130 --> 00:48:52.769
just kind of paid idiots paid or they get paid

00:48:52.769 --> 00:48:55.070
cash by the way or what because you never see

00:48:55.070 --> 00:48:57.030
really people getting interviewed on the street

00:48:57.030 --> 00:49:01.550
because they're fucking idiots right so and they're

00:49:01.550 --> 00:49:03.170
keeping the people these people that they're

00:49:03.170 --> 00:49:06.130
they're bringing yeah see these people are are

00:49:06.130 --> 00:49:09.409
the agitators they're grabbing them and they're

00:49:09.409 --> 00:49:13.809
they're recording who they are gonna track them

00:49:13.809 --> 00:49:17.340
down archive them Follow their bank accounts?

00:49:17.860 --> 00:49:20.920
So pathetic. I hate it. We're watching a video

00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:24.719
of them. This is Portland. Portland's a mess

00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:27.860
anyway. Anyway, I was happy to see that it was

00:49:27.860 --> 00:49:31.460
pretty much nonviolent nationwide. And I attribute

00:49:31.460 --> 00:49:34.159
it to the fact that we didn't go out and anti

00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:37.969
-protest. The right. The right did not. Oh, wow.

00:49:38.130 --> 00:49:40.449
That dude got slingshot. Yeah, yeah. He's not

00:49:40.449 --> 00:49:41.889
going to feel good. They have all kinds of stories

00:49:41.889 --> 00:49:43.730
where people are getting hit with these rubber

00:49:43.730 --> 00:49:45.769
balls and the freaking forehead walking away.

00:49:45.869 --> 00:49:48.230
Like the next day, they got a big old dot in

00:49:48.230 --> 00:49:50.250
the middle of their forehead. Ow. Ow. These driver

00:49:50.250 --> 00:49:52.190
bullets. Oh, yeah. I mean, come on. You know

00:49:52.190 --> 00:49:54.889
what? Look, and people get run over. And DeSantis

00:49:54.889 --> 00:49:56.630
said, hey, look, you're in the fucking middle

00:49:56.630 --> 00:49:58.230
of the street in Florida. I just signed a bill

00:49:58.230 --> 00:49:59.710
that says if you're in the street, you block

00:49:59.710 --> 00:50:02.289
the car and you cause a riot. And the driver

00:50:02.289 --> 00:50:04.760
wants to flee. He's allowed to flee. Right. the

00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:08.059
way sucks to be you yeah too bad too bad so sad

00:50:08.059 --> 00:50:10.039
you try to commit suicide is what we call that

00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:13.739
yeah fofa yeah crazy all right so what else did

00:50:13.739 --> 00:50:16.800
you do on your trip beautiful wyoming oh yeah

00:50:16.800 --> 00:50:21.219
again i recommend uh going there skip the jackson

00:50:21.219 --> 00:50:23.599
hole because that's fucking expensive which is

00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:25.599
all the california that's what the jackson hole

00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:28.659
jackson hole is very touristy what is that that's

00:50:28.659 --> 00:50:31.280
in that's on the west side that might be the

00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:33.980
capital right No, I don't think so. I think Laramie

00:50:33.980 --> 00:50:37.059
or Cheyenne is, yeah. Jackson Hole is on the

00:50:37.059 --> 00:50:41.119
west side, and that's where the Grand Tetons

00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:46.320
are and Yellowstone. The valley in western Wyoming.

00:50:46.420 --> 00:50:49.519
Yeah, that's an extremely expensive place to

00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:54.000
visit and to live. Like $28 hamburgers? Just

00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:56.179
probably is even more. I don't know. We didn't

00:50:56.179 --> 00:50:58.900
go, but it's beautiful. I imagine if you can

00:50:58.900 --> 00:51:01.940
get there, do it. But where we were at. Absolutely

00:51:01.940 --> 00:51:06.000
stunning. Medicine Bow National Park. Stunning.

00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:11.000
And it's not crowded at all. Nice. And there's

00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:16.059
Airbnbs out there. Laramie is one of the major

00:51:16.059 --> 00:51:17.599
cities, and there's only 30 ,000 people that

00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:19.619
live there. Beautiful. You know? I like that

00:51:19.619 --> 00:51:22.619
plan. I like being where it's not crowded. No

00:51:22.619 --> 00:51:26.039
lines, no traffic. Nothing. In the middle of

00:51:26.039 --> 00:51:27.860
nowhere. They had a downtown that kind of reminded

00:51:27.860 --> 00:51:31.530
me of McKinney. It had restaurants. It had bars.

00:51:32.570 --> 00:51:35.369
Now there's University of Colorado is there.

00:51:35.929 --> 00:51:39.210
So you get during, I guess, during the school

00:51:39.210 --> 00:51:41.429
year, you'll have some of that going on. But,

00:51:41.449 --> 00:51:43.750
you know, it's absolutely beautiful. They have

00:51:43.750 --> 00:51:48.090
$4 drinks. We went to a brewery there. Some stripper

00:51:48.090 --> 00:51:54.130
bars. I didn't see any of those. Laveres or something.

00:51:55.500 --> 00:51:57.619
Yeah, he saw the little bear. I know he did.

00:51:57.619 --> 00:52:00.059
Yeah, we were there, me and... Julian's like,

00:52:00.179 --> 00:52:02.239
okay, you have an hour. I'll see you later. Did

00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:04.559
you bring your bow tie? Bonds Brewing. Bonds

00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:06.340
Brewing. That's where we went. He's in there

00:52:06.340 --> 00:52:10.420
like Chris Farley. Yeah, he and Patrick. That's

00:52:10.420 --> 00:52:11.760
what it would look like, too. That'd be horrible.

00:52:12.860 --> 00:52:15.860
Yeah. But Bonds Brewing, it was good. You know,

00:52:15.860 --> 00:52:17.559
it's a brewery, you know, and they have all kinds

00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:20.539
of restaurants. And one of the days, it was Tuesday,

00:52:20.699 --> 00:52:26.139
we went to tea. Tea. Tea. Like iced tea? Tea

00:52:26.139 --> 00:52:30.360
bag? Like English tea. Oh, hot tea. It was high

00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:34.360
tea, but it was tea at 10 on Tuesday, so it was

00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:36.880
at 10 o 'clock. And they brought out, they had

00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:39.599
all of this kind of tea. I got a chai tea pot.

00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:43.119
It was like a little. Marijuana? No, a little

00:52:43.119 --> 00:52:45.500
pot of tea. Oh. Did you start speaking in like

00:52:45.500 --> 00:52:47.300
a German, in a British accent? The thumb was

00:52:47.300 --> 00:52:50.539
sticking out. Good day, my. Hello. And they brought

00:52:50.539 --> 00:52:52.199
out a little tray of sandwiches. Did your teeth

00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:54.340
all of a sudden become discolored and crooked?

00:52:54.539 --> 00:52:55.880
It was. I had British teeth all of a sudden.

00:52:56.579 --> 00:52:59.179
I'm sorry. Are British teeth discolored? Yes,

00:52:59.179 --> 00:53:01.519
they did not. It's the cliche. They have the

00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:03.860
national health care, so they didn't go to the

00:53:03.860 --> 00:53:06.559
dentist. I didn't know. I didn't know that. What

00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.969
did you say? How'd you describe the teeth again?

00:53:10.010 --> 00:53:13.150
I said it's colored and crooked. They are. British

00:53:13.150 --> 00:53:14.329
teeth. I don't know if it's still that way, but

00:53:14.329 --> 00:53:15.829
British did not take care of their teeth at all.

00:53:15.829 --> 00:53:17.929
Oh, that is so interesting. I've actually never

00:53:17.929 --> 00:53:20.730
heard that characterization of British people.

00:53:21.250 --> 00:53:24.949
Yeah, so I asked one of the Craig who grew up

00:53:24.949 --> 00:53:28.159
there. I was like, how come? How come your teeth

00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:29.699
are all bad over there? He's like, well, it's

00:53:29.699 --> 00:53:31.840
because we never went to the dentist. I guess

00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:35.340
so. Because it was not part of the national plan,

00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:37.599
huh? I guess, yeah. Wow. So they all have wooden

00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:40.500
teeth now? Yeah, so we went to have tea, which

00:53:40.500 --> 00:53:42.260
was interesting. We had some really good little

00:53:42.260 --> 00:53:45.119
snack cakes and cupcakes. God, that's so snobby.

00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:47.599
Oh, yes, we're going to have tea. Would you like

00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:50.039
to join us for tea? Would you like this crumpet?

00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:52.699
Yes, they had crumpets and little cucumber sandwiches.

00:53:53.179 --> 00:53:58.159
Your teeth are discolored and crooked. Would

00:53:58.159 --> 00:54:02.059
you like some Grey Poupon? Right. It was called

00:54:02.059 --> 00:54:06.019
Sugar something. The Sugar Mouse. That's where

00:54:06.019 --> 00:54:07.880
we went. The Sugar Mouse Cupcake. That sounds

00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.079
suspect. It sure does. Wait till you see the

00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:13.719
inside of it. Nasty. Hi, my name is Jordan. It

00:54:13.719 --> 00:54:17.480
is. Are you guys going to the Pride Parade? Yeah,

00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:20.219
that's it. Did they have any Pride Parade stuff

00:54:20.219 --> 00:54:22.820
going on, especially on Saturday? No, they didn't.

00:54:22.820 --> 00:54:25.179
No, they did not. They had a celebration of our

00:54:25.179 --> 00:54:28.460
250 years of Army. The ultra -rich don't do stuff

00:54:28.460 --> 00:54:31.079
like that. Oh. No. Well, these folks here aren't

00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:33.400
the ultra -rich. Oh, well. Did you guys celebrate

00:54:33.400 --> 00:54:35.179
Donald Trump's birthday on Saturday? Yeah, that's

00:54:35.179 --> 00:54:37.880
where we were at. That's why they had the parade,

00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:40.039
I thought. Yeah, that was. But anyway, it was

00:54:40.039 --> 00:54:42.139
interesting. I never did anything like that before.

00:54:42.219 --> 00:54:46.909
I never had tea, high tea. but it was good. It

00:54:46.909 --> 00:54:48.409
was fun, huh? It was a fun experience? It was.

00:54:49.690 --> 00:54:51.650
No, but it was good. It was busy as shit, too.

00:54:51.730 --> 00:54:55.670
She had the market, man. It was busy. But yeah,

00:54:55.730 --> 00:54:57.269
see the little tray there? That's exactly what

00:54:57.269 --> 00:55:00.849
we had there. Look, I love tea. I drink tea almost

00:55:00.849 --> 00:55:03.949
every single day. I do not. I'm not a fan. I

00:55:03.949 --> 00:55:05.769
will drink iced tea, but I can't drink any hot

00:55:05.769 --> 00:55:08.360
liquids. I don't know why. What? I can't drink

00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:10.619
hot liquid. Why? I don't like hot chocolate.

00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:12.619
I don't like hot tea. You don't like hot tea

00:55:12.619 --> 00:55:15.739
and bourbon like we had up in Colorado? No. Hot

00:55:15.739 --> 00:55:17.320
toddy? That was your thing. Oh my God, this is

00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:19.199
the best drink ever. It was. I'm going to add

00:55:19.199 --> 00:55:23.719
honey. Have you had that since? No. Literally

00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:26.340
not once. But it wasn't convenient. Right. Plus,

00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:28.519
I wasn't in Colorado. Colorado was different.

00:55:28.579 --> 00:55:30.219
I was kind of like, oh, this is nice. He was

00:55:30.219 --> 00:55:33.159
emotional when he found this drink. So after

00:55:33.159 --> 00:55:35.380
that, after Wyoming, we spent four days up there.

00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:38.980
We went to Brush Creek Distillery, which is...

00:55:38.980 --> 00:55:41.380
Brush Creek. Brush Creek, which is... Okay, never

00:55:41.380 --> 00:55:49.380
heard of that one. It is a luxury ranch. It's

00:55:49.380 --> 00:55:53.179
thousands of acres. It's a working ranch. And

00:55:53.179 --> 00:55:56.280
it's between... Yeah, that's it right there.

00:55:56.320 --> 00:56:00.099
That's where we're at. That's the tasting room.

00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:05.739
That's where we're at. and it's a luxury ranch,

00:56:06.059 --> 00:56:10.119
and they have, it's almost like a luxury dude

00:56:10.119 --> 00:56:11.920
ranch. You know, we can go and actually participate

00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:14.059
and stuff like that. Sure, and you are signed

00:56:14.059 --> 00:56:15.719
a horse, and you get to take care of it for two

00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:18.760
weeks. Yeah, well, they have rooms there. It's

00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:21.219
$3 ,000 a night. Like a brothel? Oh, my God.

00:56:21.780 --> 00:56:24.519
$3 ,000 a night. $3 ,000 a night. More expensive

00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:27.039
than a brothel. Yeah, that's during the on -season.

00:56:27.099 --> 00:56:29.719
On the off -season, it's half price, but your

00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:32.210
meals are included. Everything's included. Your

00:56:32.210 --> 00:56:35.550
women? Yes. All your whores. A little reach around.

00:56:35.849 --> 00:56:38.829
Jab. You mispronounced horse. Yes. Oh, horse.

00:56:38.889 --> 00:56:41.349
Yes. Yeah, your horse is included. Oh, it gets

00:56:41.349 --> 00:56:43.789
a complimentary horse. But the restaurant there

00:56:43.789 --> 00:56:46.630
is supposed to be next level. It's $170, $180

00:56:46.630 --> 00:56:50.050
a person. Dude, that's a lot. $3 ,000 for a night?

00:56:50.289 --> 00:56:54.719
Ridiculous. That's ridiculous. It is. I mean,

00:56:54.739 --> 00:56:56.260
I guess, you know what? If you've got the money,

00:56:56.340 --> 00:56:58.519
what the hell? Yeah. Yes. There you go. That's

00:56:58.519 --> 00:57:00.360
the key. Yeah. If you've got so much money, you

00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:02.300
don't know what to do with it, go to Wyoming.

00:57:02.300 --> 00:57:04.780
I guess security is super top notch because those

00:57:04.780 --> 00:57:06.280
are the type of people that would go there and

00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:08.420
afford it. Well, that's very Yellowstone -ish

00:57:08.420 --> 00:57:11.579
because you're out there and it's everybody is

00:57:11.579 --> 00:57:14.039
stay out of my shit, basically. Cape off my property

00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:15.920
or I'll shoot you kind of a place. Yeah. They're

00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:20.539
real big on freedom. Yeah. And privacy. Yeah.

00:57:22.030 --> 00:57:26.690
And the security, you know, it's a bunch of ranch

00:57:26.690 --> 00:57:29.329
workers out there that, you know, they'll beat

00:57:29.329 --> 00:57:30.789
the shit out of you if you look at them sideways

00:57:30.789 --> 00:57:32.969
kind of a place, right? So that's kind of, that's

00:57:32.969 --> 00:57:35.210
what lives out there, right? So, you know, when

00:57:35.210 --> 00:57:37.510
we were driving down the side of the road, they

00:57:37.510 --> 00:57:39.869
had a big cattle run. So they had all the horse

00:57:39.869 --> 00:57:41.510
trailers, had all the horses lined up and all

00:57:41.510 --> 00:57:44.210
the cattle. And it was like for real? Yeah. Was

00:57:44.210 --> 00:57:46.489
it like being in Hereford, Texas where you could

00:57:46.489 --> 00:57:48.849
smell all the cow manure? I didn't smell much

00:57:48.849 --> 00:57:51.949
cow manure out there. You smell the methane that's

00:57:51.949 --> 00:57:53.570
destroying the environment? Yeah, they were capturing

00:57:53.570 --> 00:57:57.170
all that. Oh, good. I sent them my design. Oh,

00:57:57.269 --> 00:58:01.409
your butt mask? Yes, yes. Excellent, excellent.

00:58:01.650 --> 00:58:03.469
So I bought a bottle. It's out there. It's a

00:58:03.469 --> 00:58:07.070
rye. I thought it was their best. They had some

00:58:07.070 --> 00:58:10.829
barrel strength out there. Pretty good? It was.

00:58:10.969 --> 00:58:12.969
The barrel strength was, I think, a little young.

00:58:12.969 --> 00:58:16.090
It was really hot, so I didn't buy it. Ooh, gotcha.

00:58:16.170 --> 00:58:19.639
Yeah. So anyway, it was outstanding. I highly

00:58:19.639 --> 00:58:20.920
recommend, we can get into the rest of it later,

00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:24.119
but Wyoming, highly recommend going up there

00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:27.400
because you'll escape it all as far as big city,

00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:31.119
there's no traffic. Now, will we be able to meet

00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:34.039
your friends and stay there as well? I don't

00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:37.039
know. I didn't broach that topic. Do they have?

00:58:37.860 --> 00:58:40.800
They have one room. Yeah. Well, they have their

00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:42.260
bedroom and then one other bedroom. Oh, okay.

00:58:42.980 --> 00:58:44.739
That'd be kind of weird. I'm not going with you

00:58:44.739 --> 00:58:47.389
then, Sean. You can go. Do they have room for

00:58:47.389 --> 00:58:50.369
a trailer to park? Actually, I guess bringing

00:58:50.369 --> 00:58:52.409
an RV would probably be the best thing, but hell,

00:58:52.489 --> 00:58:54.130
it would take forever to get there. You guys

00:58:54.130 --> 00:58:55.829
drove? How long did it take? It drove. We did

00:58:55.829 --> 00:58:59.050
it in two days. We drove to Raton, New Mexico,

00:58:59.289 --> 00:59:05.349
and that took nine hours to get out there. Then

00:59:05.349 --> 00:59:08.469
we stopped at Garden of the Gods on the way up

00:59:08.469 --> 00:59:11.329
there. Did you take some pictures by that? Yeah.

00:59:12.429 --> 00:59:17.599
We didn't do the Manitou. And then we, it was

00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:19.360
about two and a half hours to get to there, and

00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:22.780
then another three hours to get to their place.

00:59:22.860 --> 00:59:25.079
So it was about a total of 14 -hour drive, if

00:59:25.079 --> 00:59:26.760
you did it straight through, 14, 15 -hour drive.

00:59:28.460 --> 00:59:33.960
To Wyoming? Yeah. So you took 25 through Denver

00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:36.739
all the way up? 25 is an asshole road, by the

00:59:36.739 --> 00:59:38.920
way. Yeah, it is, totally. Yeah. But you took

00:59:38.920 --> 00:59:40.900
25 all the way, okay. Yeah, I mean, look, I mean,

00:59:40.900 --> 00:59:43.059
it's right across the border. It sure is. So

00:59:43.059 --> 00:59:47.059
it's not. Far into Wyoming. So it was about five

00:59:47.059 --> 00:59:50.480
hours from Raton. That's not bad at all, actually.

00:59:51.119 --> 00:59:53.179
New Mexico. So, yeah, I mean, it was about 14,

00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:55.480
15 -hour drives. It was probably close to 15.

00:59:55.519 --> 00:59:57.460
We'd stop it for lunch and take it to shit and

00:59:57.460 --> 01:00:02.429
stuff like that. We have a bourbon. where we

01:00:02.429 --> 01:00:05.070
have not discussed. And we're coming up on, I

01:00:05.070 --> 01:00:07.590
think, 10 minutes. I accidentally just pulled

01:00:07.590 --> 01:00:12.489
my back. Oh, accidentally. Oh, I see what you're

01:00:12.489 --> 01:00:13.789
doing. You downed it on purpose so you could

01:00:13.789 --> 01:00:16.010
get another point. Oh, come on. I mean, you guys

01:00:16.010 --> 01:00:18.269
do that every other time. I actually have never

01:00:18.269 --> 01:00:20.889
done that before. Yeah, we're going to have to

01:00:20.889 --> 01:00:23.090
come up with some new ground rules here. So this

01:00:23.090 --> 01:00:27.230
one is what Sean likes to call an advent, right?

01:00:28.269 --> 01:00:30.630
This is one of the lower proof ones that I got,

01:00:30.690 --> 01:00:32.940
but I got it because, You can't buy this anywhere

01:00:32.940 --> 01:00:36.920
except at the distillery. Yeah. Yeah. So let's

01:00:36.920 --> 01:00:39.340
enlighten our listeners out there what the Advent

01:00:39.340 --> 01:00:42.860
thing is. So Jeff went on as many trips he's

01:00:42.860 --> 01:00:45.420
taken lately, which is good for you, to Kentucky,

01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:48.260
and he comes back with a smorgasbord of whiskeys

01:00:48.260 --> 01:00:53.980
and very high -end distillery -only bottles.

01:00:55.690 --> 01:00:57.090
We were going to be like little kids and open

01:00:57.090 --> 01:00:59.570
them all up, and I was like, we decided let's

01:00:59.570 --> 01:01:01.809
just open them up one at a time, and it'll be

01:01:01.809 --> 01:01:03.590
our little advent calendar until we get around.

01:01:03.670 --> 01:01:07.530
So this week's is – This is Willett's Finest

01:01:07.530 --> 01:01:10.550
Quality Old Bardstown Kentucky Straight Bourbon

01:01:10.550 --> 01:01:13.809
Whiskey, 100 proof, 50 % alcohol. Bottle and

01:01:13.809 --> 01:01:15.969
Bond. Yeah, it's Bottle and Bond. It's Willett.

01:01:16.090 --> 01:01:18.269
It's called Old Bardstown. In Old Bardstown,

01:01:18.269 --> 01:01:20.969
it was a horse. Way back in the day. I think

01:01:20.969 --> 01:01:23.070
ran the Derby probably. Oh, yeah. There's a picture

01:01:23.070 --> 01:01:24.530
of a horse right there on the bottle. That's

01:01:24.530 --> 01:01:26.269
the name of the horse. Also the name of the town

01:01:26.269 --> 01:01:29.090
that's out there is Bardstown. So this is by

01:01:29.090 --> 01:01:32.570
Willett, who also makes one of our favorite bottles,

01:01:32.789 --> 01:01:36.670
Noah's Mill. Yes. It's all pot still. It was

01:01:36.670 --> 01:01:38.630
a very small operation, actually, when we went

01:01:38.630 --> 01:01:43.130
out there. Great guy that gave us a tour, but

01:01:43.130 --> 01:01:45.849
we got to taste all of their product. We tasted

01:01:45.849 --> 01:01:47.909
this, and we found out that it was just distillery

01:01:47.909 --> 01:01:50.320
-owned. 50, 60 bucks, so it wasn't real expensive.

01:01:51.500 --> 01:01:52.960
I don't even know if it was that much because

01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:56.519
Noah's Mill is 55, and that's 118 proof or so.

01:01:56.739 --> 01:02:00.739
Right. Yeah, well, 115 to 119, somewhere in there.

01:02:00.840 --> 01:02:06.300
So this one was very reasonably priced. How much

01:02:06.300 --> 01:02:08.500
was it again? It was probably 50 bucks. Well,

01:02:09.019 --> 01:02:14.099
I'll tell you, it tastes great. It's thin, but

01:02:14.099 --> 01:02:16.460
it's still, for me, this is going to score high

01:02:16.460 --> 01:02:20.000
in the bottle and bond section. This is extremely

01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:21.820
desirable. One of the reasons I was excited about

01:02:21.820 --> 01:02:24.460
this is because I wanted to see how we compared

01:02:24.460 --> 01:02:27.639
it to Noah's Mill. Granted, Noah's Mill has a

01:02:27.639 --> 01:02:29.380
little bit more going for it because of the proof,

01:02:29.519 --> 01:02:33.079
but flavor -wise, I think it's similar to what

01:02:33.079 --> 01:02:35.360
I remember from Noah's Mill. So it says, this

01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:38.960
whiskey has been made from a formula and method

01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:42.059
developed by generations of Willett distillers,

01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:46.860
Kentuckians dedicated to producing the greatest

01:02:46.860 --> 01:02:50.619
Kentucky bourbon. Old -time sour mash. Very nice.

01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:55.219
All right. So, do we talk about the nose? I think

01:02:55.219 --> 01:02:59.380
it smells. To me, this is a very traditional

01:02:59.380 --> 01:03:03.980
bourbon, taste -wise. If you like that standard

01:03:03.980 --> 01:03:06.179
bourbon flavor, this definitely has it. Yeah.

01:03:06.239 --> 01:03:09.900
Nothing overpowering. Above average. Oh, yeah.

01:03:09.940 --> 01:03:11.800
This is definitely above average. Yeah. Nothing

01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:14.340
overpowering. Nothing. It's just like a smooth,

01:03:14.500 --> 01:03:20.019
classic. Classic bourbon nose and finish. Yeah.

01:03:21.420 --> 01:03:23.460
I mean, there's nothing offensive or anything

01:03:23.460 --> 01:03:26.139
about this. The 100 proof is really what allows

01:03:26.139 --> 01:03:29.239
you to dive into this. You can't really get into

01:03:29.239 --> 01:03:31.239
it like the Noah's Mill. I mean, Noah's Mill

01:03:31.239 --> 01:03:33.699
does its thing, but you can really put your nose

01:03:33.699 --> 01:03:37.059
in there and take a big whiff. Hey, Chuck, what

01:03:37.059 --> 01:03:39.239
was the mash bill that I saw on the website?

01:03:40.139 --> 01:03:44.179
They had it there. Okay, 72 % corn, 13 % rye,

01:03:44.380 --> 01:03:48.639
and 15 % barley, which I think is a pretty typical

01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:51.119
mash bill. It's well -balanced. Yeah. That seems

01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:55.420
like it's high barley to me. You think? But I

01:03:55.420 --> 01:03:58.460
don't really pay attention to the barley percentage.

01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:00.679
It's more the corn and the rye or the wheat.

01:04:01.820 --> 01:04:06.099
No, that's good. It's very solid. Let's compare

01:04:06.099 --> 01:04:10.010
that to... Maker's Mark. Maker's Mark is 71 %

01:04:10.010 --> 01:04:14.230
corn, and it basically is almost the same. Actually,

01:04:14.550 --> 01:04:16.449
Maker's Mark is a weeded. It's a weeded. Yeah,

01:04:16.449 --> 01:04:19.010
weeded. But it's still, the ratio is the same.

01:04:19.889 --> 01:04:22.550
So it says on the website here that the nose

01:04:22.550 --> 01:04:27.269
is unimposing nutmeg, clove, vanilla, and dehydrated

01:04:27.269 --> 01:04:31.510
orange with hints of cinnamon sugar. Citrus comes

01:04:31.510 --> 01:04:35.039
out more over time, complemented by... I can't

01:04:35.039 --> 01:04:38.059
read that word. Sassafras. Sassafras. Sassafras.

01:04:38.880 --> 01:04:41.000
Sassafras. Creamed corn. And creamed corn and

01:04:41.000 --> 01:04:42.920
mint. Yeah, that picture of creamed corn is not

01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:45.980
really attractive. I suck at nose anyway, but

01:04:45.980 --> 01:04:50.699
I don't get a lot of that. But I do. I do. You

01:04:50.699 --> 01:04:53.099
guys are all like, oh, I get this. I get that.

01:04:53.239 --> 01:04:56.559
And I'm like, I get caramel. That's pretty much

01:04:56.559 --> 01:04:58.880
what I say every time. I get candy cotton. Yeah.

01:04:59.059 --> 01:05:01.659
I get wood. What do you get? Candy cotton? I

01:05:01.659 --> 01:05:05.059
just made that up. I don't know. Anyway, as far

01:05:05.059 --> 01:05:07.440
as 100 proof bottle and bond, I'm going to give

01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:11.659
this one probably a 7 .5 for me. Wow, that's

01:05:11.659 --> 01:05:15.019
pretty high. I like the Willett stuff. I'm going

01:05:15.019 --> 01:05:17.420
to give it a 7 .8. Yeah. For being a bottle and

01:05:17.420 --> 01:05:19.940
bond, 7 .8. Yeah, it's strong. All day long.

01:05:20.000 --> 01:05:22.360
In fact, you know what, Chuck, Mr. Producer,

01:05:22.539 --> 01:05:24.679
I'm going to give it a 7 .9 for being a bottle

01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:26.699
and bond. You're not going to find a bottle and

01:05:26.699 --> 01:05:29.559
bond, in my opinion, as tasty as this. This is

01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:30.800
going to rank high in a bottle and bond category.

01:05:30.800 --> 01:05:32.869
This is good. Yeah, this is good. I'm trying

01:05:32.869 --> 01:05:35.130
not to be influenced by your high ratings. Well,

01:05:35.150 --> 01:05:36.969
don't. You know, be honest about it, you know.

01:05:37.050 --> 01:05:39.710
And keep in mind what it is. You know, don't

01:05:39.710 --> 01:05:41.190
compare this to some of the other high proof

01:05:41.190 --> 01:05:43.889
stuff that we get. True. True. That's a good

01:05:43.889 --> 01:05:45.250
point. That's a good point. And that's what you

01:05:45.250 --> 01:05:48.010
were saying with the 100 proof. Yeah. I'm going

01:05:48.010 --> 01:05:54.230
to go with 7 .258. Wow. Very specific. 7 .258?

01:05:54.329 --> 01:06:00.980
No, 7 .258. Round that up at 7 .3. 7 and 3 sixteenths.

01:06:01.059 --> 01:06:04.460
Yes. 3 sixteenths, huh? What are you, a measuring

01:06:04.460 --> 01:06:07.940
stick? He is. Yes. He's a nauseating mathematician.

01:06:07.940 --> 01:06:10.039
Damn, I just took another pull off this. It tastes

01:06:10.039 --> 01:06:13.800
good. I'm getting like stone fruit cherries.

01:06:13.860 --> 01:06:16.360
Oh, yeah. Like the maraschini. Maraschini. How

01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:19.800
do you say that? Maraschino. Yeah, those. Maraschino.

01:06:21.039 --> 01:06:24.000
Maraschino. Maraschino, yes. Maraschino. Something

01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:25.980
like that. Well, it's interesting that you got

01:06:25.980 --> 01:06:28.179
to get more out of it because you had another

01:06:28.179 --> 01:06:31.480
pour. Might as well just, you know, infinity

01:06:31.480 --> 01:06:34.360
bottle. Yeah, mazel. We didn't really get that

01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:37.679
opportunity like you did, Sean. So, yeah. Well,

01:06:37.780 --> 01:06:38.980
you know. Well, you got to save yourself. The

01:06:38.980 --> 01:06:41.960
next one's got balls on it, so. Oh, you got to

01:06:41.960 --> 01:06:45.880
be careful. Challenge accepted. Okay. How much

01:06:45.880 --> 01:06:47.619
time do we have? Can we hit another topic or

01:06:47.619 --> 01:06:50.480
do we round it out? Tell you what, we could talk

01:06:50.480 --> 01:06:54.070
about Chuck's birthday party. Yeah. We have three

01:06:54.070 --> 01:06:57.670
minutes. Chuck had a birthday party. All right.

01:06:57.730 --> 01:07:01.369
Well, the music. So, yeah, we had to get together

01:07:01.369 --> 01:07:03.750
at our, well, first of all, Chuck approaches

01:07:03.750 --> 01:07:05.469
someone. I don't know who the hell approached

01:07:05.469 --> 01:07:07.070
us, but, you know. I don't even know. Let's have

01:07:07.070 --> 01:07:09.449
a party at Sean's house, you know, because we've

01:07:09.449 --> 01:07:11.530
got the karaoke and stuff. Tara, as usual, goes

01:07:11.530 --> 01:07:14.769
all out. It's a luau. She is the hostess of the

01:07:14.769 --> 01:07:18.449
mostess. So, she dropped. Whatever. She got a

01:07:18.449 --> 01:07:20.449
bunch of decorations. So now we got a bunch of

01:07:20.449 --> 01:07:22.449
Luau shit. So now I got to go to Walmart. Does

01:07:22.449 --> 01:07:24.590
she have coconut broth? Yep. Yeah, she does.

01:07:24.769 --> 01:07:26.949
Nice. So she got a couple of those. And seashell.

01:07:27.070 --> 01:07:28.849
And coconut broth. And seashell. And little seashells

01:07:28.849 --> 01:07:30.889
and coconuts. So we're going to get a couple

01:07:30.889 --> 01:07:32.530
of tubs and put them in there. So now we have

01:07:32.530 --> 01:07:34.849
some decorations for Luau. So if you guys need

01:07:34.849 --> 01:07:37.070
Luau, let us know. We've got some extra stuff.

01:07:37.349 --> 01:07:39.630
Was it just covering the tips? No, they were

01:07:39.630 --> 01:07:41.269
big old moon pie things. They covered the whole

01:07:41.269 --> 01:07:43.590
thing. Okay, good. Yeah, Kim, she was on the

01:07:43.590 --> 01:07:44.849
fence. She was going to go in the bathroom and

01:07:44.849 --> 01:07:46.900
try it. She comes back out. She says, yeah. No,

01:07:46.940 --> 01:07:50.699
I'm not going to do that. Stuff into the coconut?

01:07:50.719 --> 01:07:52.059
I was like, those aren't coconuts. Those are

01:07:52.059 --> 01:07:55.880
chocolate discs. And it really just wasn't that

01:07:55.880 --> 01:07:58.210
kind of party. You know what I mean? Yeah. I

01:07:58.210 --> 01:08:00.010
mean, they had a lot of lube out. Why'd you have

01:08:00.010 --> 01:08:02.769
the lube out? It was a freak off. It was a freak

01:08:02.769 --> 01:08:06.090
off. Chuck's off. It was a chuck off. It was

01:08:06.090 --> 01:08:09.190
a chuck off. All the Luau pineapples were in

01:08:09.190 --> 01:08:11.929
the upright position, all right? We had karaoke.

01:08:11.949 --> 01:08:13.690
We had a lot of fun, though. It was a lot of

01:08:13.690 --> 01:08:16.090
fun. Chuck and I, we were up until what? 1 .30,

01:08:16.170 --> 01:08:17.630
2 o 'clock in the morning? 1 .30. I went up at

01:08:17.630 --> 01:08:19.449
1 .30. Yeah, Chuck goes, I think I left at 1

01:08:19.449 --> 01:08:20.930
.30. I was like, wow, it's good when you don't

01:08:20.930 --> 01:08:23.609
exactly know when you leave. Well, I think it's

01:08:23.609 --> 01:08:25.149
good that we remembered. Yeah, that's what I

01:08:25.149 --> 01:08:27.340
mean. You know what was a treat, though? some

01:08:27.340 --> 01:08:30.239
of your friends yeah that was JT who came over

01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:33.479
yeah we met like a number of new people oh there

01:08:33.479 --> 01:08:36.689
was who's the Asian guy the surveyor JT JT, he

01:08:36.689 --> 01:08:41.390
was kind of... Shout out JT. It took a while

01:08:41.390 --> 01:08:43.310
to warm up to him a little bit. He didn't want

01:08:43.310 --> 01:08:45.229
to do a whole lot, and he just kind of reserved

01:08:45.229 --> 01:08:46.770
a little bit. I was like, hey, try this, try

01:08:46.770 --> 01:08:48.989
that, try that. Yeah, but you were in his personal

01:08:48.989 --> 01:08:50.930
space. Oh, dude, totally. And then right in his

01:08:50.930 --> 01:08:53.609
face. My pants were off, spitting on him. Were

01:08:53.609 --> 01:08:54.609
you humping him and everything? You're going

01:08:54.609 --> 01:08:56.510
to like it here. You're going to be one of us.

01:08:57.210 --> 01:09:00.329
I ran upstairs to my bedroom, got my Diddy shirt

01:09:00.329 --> 01:09:02.890
on. Just grinding on his side. That would make

01:09:02.890 --> 01:09:04.510
a lot of people uncomfortable. After everyone

01:09:04.510 --> 01:09:07.760
started leaving, It was basically Chuck, JT,

01:09:07.819 --> 01:09:10.180
and myself. We were doing karaoke. And Tara and

01:09:10.180 --> 01:09:13.579
Kim. Yeah. And the women. They were... All of

01:09:13.579 --> 01:09:15.680
a sudden... He chimes in. He jumped up there

01:09:15.680 --> 01:09:18.060
and did it. I was surprised. Jordan got up there

01:09:18.060 --> 01:09:19.979
and did some, too. My buddy Jordan. Shout out,

01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:22.100
Jordan. Yeah, I met Jordan. He was a cool guy.

01:09:22.939 --> 01:09:24.979
Beth and Walter, old neighbors, I came over.

01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:26.819
It was really cool. It was really cool meeting

01:09:26.819 --> 01:09:29.600
your slice of friends. It was nice meeting Walter.

01:09:29.899 --> 01:09:33.020
He's a big, tall dude, man. I was like, God damn.

01:09:33.140 --> 01:09:35.760
What about the food? Did you have pineapple chicken?

01:09:36.680 --> 01:09:40.039
I'll tell you what. Emily made a smorgasbord,

01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:42.920
so she marinated the chicken, and she did a fantastic

01:09:42.920 --> 01:09:47.039
job. She did two or three dozen wings. How'd

01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:50.659
the green egg work out? Excellent. Here's the

01:09:50.659 --> 01:09:52.539
thing. I hadn't cleaned it out in quite some

01:09:52.539 --> 01:09:55.699
time, so I dumped a whole bag of charcoal in

01:09:55.699 --> 01:10:01.619
there. On top of the soot and ash? It seemed

01:10:01.619 --> 01:10:06.140
like it was pretty high. I loaded it up and then

01:10:06.140 --> 01:10:09.819
I realized I opened up the lower part where you're

01:10:09.819 --> 01:10:11.140
supposed to clean it out. I was like, holy shit,

01:10:11.180 --> 01:10:13.279
this thing's full. And so I started dumping it

01:10:13.279 --> 01:10:14.579
out, dumping it out. All of a sudden, the charcoal

01:10:14.579 --> 01:10:16.359
all disappeared. I was like, holy shit, I didn't

01:10:16.359 --> 01:10:18.579
have that much in the bag. So now I'm rushed.

01:10:19.020 --> 01:10:20.899
So now I'm like, fuck, I got to process. I had

01:10:20.899 --> 01:10:23.500
a lot of chicken. So I ended up burning it on

01:10:23.500 --> 01:10:26.060
purpose, scorching it really good and getting

01:10:26.060 --> 01:10:29.829
a nice good, put the oven on 400, 450. And scorched

01:10:29.829 --> 01:10:31.310
it, gave it a nice. Finished it in the oven.

01:10:31.590 --> 01:10:33.609
Firmed it up, threw it in the oven. Oh, my God.

01:10:33.850 --> 01:10:36.170
Outstanding. Lots of compliments on it. It was

01:10:36.170 --> 01:10:37.909
covered with debris. I was picking shit in my

01:10:37.909 --> 01:10:40.630
teeth for about 72 hours. Whatever. But Charlie

01:10:40.630 --> 01:10:42.109
was like, no, there's some still in your teeth.

01:10:42.710 --> 01:10:46.550
Emily's, whatever they call it. The marinade

01:10:46.550 --> 01:10:48.550
was excellent. It was actually really, really

01:10:48.550 --> 01:10:50.470
good. It was excellent. Got a lot of compliments

01:10:50.470 --> 01:10:53.569
on what she did. Good. It was a fun party. You

01:10:53.569 --> 01:10:55.880
should have done a whole pig. You know, I consider

01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:57.600
digging a hole and putting a pig in there if

01:10:57.600 --> 01:10:59.960
I just knew more about how to do that. That would

01:10:59.960 --> 01:11:02.720
be awesome if we could pull that off. We've got

01:11:02.720 --> 01:11:06.590
to do that just once. All right, I'm in. You

01:11:06.590 --> 01:11:09.609
could buy those down at Costco. No, we need to

01:11:09.609 --> 01:11:12.729
start. Start to finish. Buy the pig. Kill the

01:11:12.729 --> 01:11:15.930
pig. Oh. Do you want to raise it first? Yeah,

01:11:16.350 --> 01:11:18.210
let's raise it. Let's raise it for six months.

01:11:18.810 --> 01:11:22.170
Then give it a name and dote on it. And then

01:11:22.170 --> 01:11:24.510
kill it. Slice his throat right in front of the

01:11:24.510 --> 01:11:26.930
women. All right. If you're interested in this

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01:11:33.109 --> 01:11:35.409
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01:11:35.710 --> 01:11:41.270
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01:11:41.270 --> 01:11:43.149
on Twitch. We're on Twitch. Son of a bitch. We

01:11:43.149 --> 01:11:46.300
don't have the vids yet. Damn it. All right.

01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:48.680
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01:11:52.359 --> 01:11:54.899
It's June 17th, first half of the podcast. Thank

01:11:54.899 --> 01:11:57.460
you, Mr. Chuck, producer. Shout out to the old

01:11:57.460 --> 01:11:59.659
Bardstown for the bottle of Bond. Fantastic.

01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:02.520
Scored really high. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm

01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:05.319
Jeff. We'll see you in a little bit, man. Yeah.