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Are we live? Not yet. All right. Holy shnikes.

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It's not as loud. Or is it just my ears? I don't

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know. Sounds fine to me. Seems fine to me? Yeah,

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I think it's just my ears. You been sick? You

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got a little pressure? Possibly, man. My whole

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frickin' body is just kind of jacked up. Plus,

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this weekend I drank a little bit more than...

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Been recommended. That's a good way to put it.

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Above the recommended daily allowance. Daily.

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More like the weekly. What is the recommended

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daily allowance of alcohol? Zero. It depends

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on who you talk to. Oh, well, that's bullshit.

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Yes. Well, all right. So, yeah, this weekend

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we had some fun. I mean, Friday you went out

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to a wedding. I did a wedding on Saturday. What

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did you do, Paul? Snuggled? I have no idea. You

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don't even remember? I don't remember. Chuck

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was my, Chuck's my hero. He came and rescued,

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he sent his two sons after me to pick up my wife

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and I. Nice. Worked out pretty good. Didn't we

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watch the Stars game? Wasn't that Saturday? That

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was Saturday, yeah. That was Saturday. Okay,

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yeah, that's what I did. And the Stars won game

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seven, man. For the first round. What a game.

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I wish I would have watched it. I haven't seen

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any. I need to make sure, because I want to get

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into hockey. Okay, well, then you need to watch

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this next series. Well, I know. It's just I don't

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think about it. Okay, well, I'll remind you.

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Because I tell you what, man. First of all, being

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at a wedding is bittersweet. It could be fun.

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It could be boring. When it's a great venue,

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and you got a lot of stuff going on, and the

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last game, series game seven is playing, and

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you're sitting at the table after dinner, and

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the women are all up dancing and frolicking and

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doing their shit, and you've got your phone out,

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and you could totally tell all the dudes were

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sitting there with their phones out watching

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the game. You should have brought your iPad.

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Nice big screen. You all could have huddled around

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it. And it was open bar. Oh, yeah. Surround sound.

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Don't forget the open bar bar. Any good bourbons?

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They had Jack Daniels. Any good bourbons? Well,

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you know what? Look, you had to pick your battles

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at a certain point because, you know, it was

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an expensive thing. And, you know, I had a lot

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of bourbon and sodas. And whatever. It was fun.

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So it was a Dudes Like Us moment. It's the first

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half of our May 6th. I cannot freaking believe

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it's May already. Yep. Yes. It blew right into

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it. Yeah. It's May 6th. First half. I got to

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wake the fuck up. I took a she legit. She legit.

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Oh, yeah. Hopefully it gets me pumped up pretty

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soon. Check us out on dudeslikeus -podcast on

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both Instagram and Facebook. Thank you, Chuck,

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for staying in tune with what the fuck we got

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going on today, which we got some cool stuff

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coming up. We do. I'm excited. We got... We have

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the Advent bourbon coming up on the second half,

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but the first half is it's an oldie. It's an

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oldie, but goodie. Dudes, I got some Sean. I'm

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Paul. And I'm Jeff. Yeah, I need one of these,

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whatever you're taking, because I'm not feeling

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it right now. Yeah. I'll give you one. No, that's

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okay. It looks like a wombat turd. It's fine.

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It's legit. It's all natural organic. It is.

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Yes. Wombats poop cubes. Yeah. It's not. Yeah,

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but this isn't a poop cube. Yeah. And they shit

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in cubes. Isn't that remarkable? Yes, they shit

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cubes. Yes, they do. Square apples. Nature is...

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I don't know if it's square apples. I don't know

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the reasoning behind... They have a hexagon.

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Cubic shits. Maybe it's some sort of gravitational

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magnetism thing. Does it look like one of those

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Play -Doh things? Yeah, you squish it and it

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comes out in any shape you want. It comes out

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like a... Oh, a little pinch in the end. Like

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a little bullion. It's a cube. Like a bullion

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cube or like chicken or beef. Why does it make

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that noise in your version of it? Yeah. Yes.

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Okay. That's interesting. All right. So, yeah.

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Yeah. The Stars, game one tomorrow night. So,

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be ready. So, who are they playing? Winnipeg.

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They are playing Winnipeg. Winnipeg Jets. Yes.

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And they're the ones who ended the season really

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strong because they beat up on the Stars. as

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a matter of fact, but the Stars were struggling.

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Oh, they lost seven, sliding into the playoffs.

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Yes, but Winnipeg struggled with St. Louis in

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the first round, so maybe it was a fact that

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the Dallas was struggling more than Winnipeg

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was that much better, right? So I was afraid

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because, again, I don't follow hockey. Well,

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they were both game sevens. They were both great

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game sevens. As a matter of fact, did you see

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how the Winnipeg game ended? Well, they— They

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were down 3 -1 in the third. Yes. And they ended

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up being— scoring the tying goal with 1 .6 or

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1 .7 seconds left. 1 .7 seconds left. I mean,

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and, oh, the Blues were just, they were, anyway,

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went into double overtime, and then the Blues

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lost. Unbelievable. Talk about a collapse. How

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do you come back for that? I don't know. You've

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got to be emotionally just stunted at that point.

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That goalie, just like, fuck. They need to bring

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in a counselor for the whole team. Yes. Because

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I can't imagine how upset they are. I wonder

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if that's covered under their insurance plan.

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Probably. But, yeah, awful. Anyway, some good

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hockey coming up. So, yeah, we'll definitely

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tell you, Jeff. All right. Start tomorrow. Yeah,

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tomorrow. Start tomorrow. Tomorrow, Wednesday.

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Yeah, game one. Game one. Another seven -game

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series. Well, that's good because my wife is

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out of town. When? Tomorrow? No, she left this

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morning. And when does she return? Sunday. So

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I will be able to watch. You're going to get

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in a couple games. So they play Wednesday, Friday,

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and Sunday for the first three games. So I'll

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be able to catch a couple of those. So we're

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on the road. 3 .30. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's

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3 .30 on Sunday. So we start out on the road

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for the first two games. Correct. Yes. Exciting.

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So they got home court advantage, so to speak,

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right? They have four of the seven games. They

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have court. What is it called? Home ice. Is it

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a pitch? It's not a pitch. That would be soccer.

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You know what? I was flipping around the TV channel

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downstairs and I happened to come across a professional

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cricket game. I understand absolutely zero about

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cricket. It's interesting. I know it's a huge

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Brit, Australian, India game. Australian, yeah.

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And I was watching it. It was the very start

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of it. And the production value is great. I mean,

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it was just like football. Oh, of course. Major

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League Baseball. It was in a big stadium over

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in India. And I watched, I don't know, 15, 20

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minutes of it, listening to the announcers. And

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I couldn't make heads or tails. I kind of understood,

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okay, he's, I don't think they call it, he's

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not pitching the ball. I think they call them

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spinners, maybe. Bowler. Or whatever. Yeah. And

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they put spins on these balls, and the outfield,

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or whatever they call it, basically surrounds

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the infield where the batters are. I don't even

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know what they call them, because there's two

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of them. Right. And then he bowls to one, and

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then if he hits it, they run back and forth.

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Correct. And I think you score points that way,

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I guess. Yeah, runs. They call them runs. Yeah.

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But the way these guys throw the ball, they put

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spins on it, because that ball can go anywhere.

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Right. Because this guy hit it, and it went behind

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him. Right. And a guy caught it, and everybody,

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they called it a wicket. Correct. So the goal

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of the pitcher or bowler is to knock the wicket.

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So the batter is doing two things. He's protecting

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the wicket from getting destroyed by the pitch

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or by the ball, and he's also trying to get a

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good hit so he and his teammate can get runs.

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Well, no, it didn't hit that post. Is that what

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they call the wicket? That's the wicket. It didn't

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hit that. The guy hit it with his paddle or bat

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or whatever. And it went straight backwards.

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Right. Like a fly ball. And a guy caught it.

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They don't have gloves or anything. So I don't

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know what that ball is. I think my understanding

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is they can hit it, deflect it in any direction.

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And they can get runs off of that. Yes. Yeah.

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It's a 360 kind of thing for the batter. Correct.

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But the point is the batter is trying to protect

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the wicket. He wants to make sure that it doesn't

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get broken apart. But they called it a wicket.

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Because a big old. Hold on. So this thing falls

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apart? Yeah. It's like three little posts that

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have like a. It has like a connector on the top.

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Like a China set on top? Just like a China set.

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That's what I was going to describe it. Just

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like that. No, seriously, if the ball hits it

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and it breaks the wicket apart, I think it basically

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batters out. Game over? What the hell is going

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on? What is a wicket? Is it like a birdie? Can

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you bring up some pictures? It's like three little

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posts. And, you know, and again, the bowler is

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trying to knock apart the wicket. He's not trying

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to, you know, I don't, well, I mean. He's also

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trying to not let the batter get a great hit

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off of him. Right. But at the same time, his

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goal was ultimately to knock that wicket apart.

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There it is. Well, he throws it. Oh, so it's

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designed to come apart. Yes, it's designed to

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come apart. Oh, kind of like bowling. Like bocce

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ball. But they throw it and they bounce it in.

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Oh, yeah? And they take a running start for one

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thing. Again, I don't understand it at all. And

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they're like. flipping their, all these people,

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all these players, like these two guys, these

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fielders. Right. They're like so close. I mean,

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if that ball comes ratcheting off of there, he's

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going to get beamed right in the face. I mean,

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it's a dangerous sport. There are kids that have

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been killed. Yes. And the ball is solid. It looks

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like a cue ball. Like a croquet ball. It is super

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solid, man. Yeah. They don't have gloves. It's

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heavy. Yes, they don't have gloves. And they

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don't have protection for the most part. Yeah,

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see, there's a field right there. So basically,

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your field is all around. Yep. And then, again,

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I don't know what they call them. The batter

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is running between those two posts, the wickets.

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They call it a batsman, yeah. Yeah. Well, look,

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Paul is like an expert. So you'd be the authority

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on this. Well, I spent five years in Indonesia,

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right? I'm not sure it's an ew moment. It was

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more like an ew, ew. no anyway so i mean so yeah

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it was i mean it wasn't a sport that they necessarily

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played there and i watched there but we went

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on vacation to australia and we the whole the

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whole region the whole state was shut down because

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it was a massive tournament like you were talking

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about and um and i was like what is going on

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like all the stores were closed and everything

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and they were all it was a massive cricket tournament

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and so we watched it on tv and we kind of got

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to learn about it Yeah, but these guys, they

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whip that ball. That's a video game. That is,

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yes. Oh, okay. I was like, what's up with that

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hat? See, he knocked off one of the wickets,

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right? So the goal of the bowler is to hit that

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wicket. Yeah. Well, that batter sucks. Now, at

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the same time. Right. So the ball could go on

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either side. There's no strike zone or anything.

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No. So the ball, notice that, well, at least

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that was a video game. And by the way, the same

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batter can bat for like three days. Yeah, they

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can be really long matches. Yeah, because he's

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great at protecting the wicket, and he bats and

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bats and bats and gets like 67 runs. So hold

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on. So when he hits it, he basically has free

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reign to run back and forth until someone gets

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the ball back to a certain area? Yeah, that part

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I'm a little confused about. I don't know if

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it's kind of like, you know how in baseball,

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they run to home plate? They run to home plate,

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and then they slide and have to be tagged. I

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don't know what the situation is in cricket.

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If they don't make it back by a certain point,

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or maybe they throw it, and if they knock apart

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the wicket before they get back to the base,

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I don't know how that part works. That doesn't

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make sense. Yeah, I don't know how that... So

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there's a lot of unknowns. See, that ball curved,

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hit the ground, and then bounced. Yeah, they

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don't mess around with their ability to move

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that ball. That's for sure. Is this like baseball

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where they can take a hidden little spatch of

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tar and put it on their fingers? They can scuff

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the ball? Scuff it, do whatever. Can the paddlers

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use pine tar? Pine tar? I don't know. These are

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all great questions. Anyway, I mean, it's interesting.

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The reason I did this is because they're building,

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as far as I know, an indoor cricket field here

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in Frisco. Why? Why do you think? Is there a

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demand? Let's give him one guess. Go ahead, Sean.

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It was a rhetorical why. I know, I know. It's

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just like, that's the same reason there's a badminton,

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indoor badminton as well. Oh, I like badminton.

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Yes, we could go play. It's supposed to be like

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one of the fastest sports. It's no ping pong.

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Yeah, see, they can smack the shit out of the

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ball. It's like a double game because all they

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have to do is protect the wicket or they can

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choose to smack the shit out of the ball. See,

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it went backwards. Yes. Ah, there we go. They

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just answered it. So if they get the ball back

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before they're back in their box, then it's an

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out. Oh, he's over. Oh, they're going through.

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Okay, so we're watching a video of the different

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rules. And damn, man, you can get a lot of runs

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if you get that ball loose. They knock it around

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the park, which is a round field, I guess. It

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is. It's a round field. Look at that thing. Can

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you imagine being in the stands? Can you knock

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it out? Yeah. Can you imagine being in the stands

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trying to catch that thing? Yeah, you'd be knocked

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out dead. That's harder than a baseball, it looks

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like. Oh, man, that's insane what these guys

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can do, though. We're watching videos back to

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back of these guys playing cricket. It's pretty

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cool, man. Well, I don't know. It's argumentative.

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Part of it's kind of cool now that we're seeing

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some of the dynamics of the wicket in the back

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of it. Never realized that existed. I didn't

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know that was part of it. These are talented

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athletes just like any of the sports that we

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watch. Well, I can tell you that the... There

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were two teams from India, and they were half

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Australian, British, half Indian players. Oh,

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yeah. So it's probably just professional, right?

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If you're good, just like soccer. And they make

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a shit ton of money. I see that the batters actually

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wear some pads on their knees. Oh, yeah, you

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get shit, dude. And some of those guys have gloves.

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Look at that. Some guys have face protection.

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Yeah, that ball is hard. It's a really hard ball.

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And they curve that, and it bounces, and who

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knows where it's going to bounce. It's pretty

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interesting. Yeah, I wouldn't mind watching this

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sometime. So you said you were watching it on

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TV, huh? Yeah, it was on TV. It had some weird

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names on there, and I was like, well, what is

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that? I was like, oh, it's cricket. So I tuned

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it in for a little bit. Well, we're in the dregs

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of sports right now, aren't we? Yes, cricket.

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Cricket, cricket. Well, sooner or later, I'm

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sure Frisco's going to have a local cricket team,

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so we can go watch them, I guess. And they're

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going to build a cricket stadium. Yeah, they're

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going to go renovate Toyota Stadium again. Make

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it round. Yeah. I don't know, man. I know. I

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don't want to talk about it. All right. Well,

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good. It isn't. Well, that topic was not on the

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board. It was not. Yeah, it doesn't matter. You

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know, but it does bring up the ugh and the oh

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and oh. And you know what? It's just like you

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want to say it, but you're like, am I a racist

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because I say it? But it's kind of like, you

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know. Because there's a bunch of Australians

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here. We are inundated by Australians, man. Because

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it's kind of like when you come from another

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country, you're supposed to simulate into this

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country. Well, they have played cricket over

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here before. Yeah. Okay. If you were to list

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the top 100 sports in the United States, that

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would be on the bottom. Could be. But you get

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what I'm saying. You're playing devil's advocate.

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But I'm just saying, I mean, it goes against

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the grain of what's going on. I get it, but it's

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kind of like, you know, this has been a thing

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for everywhere. Well, it's just like soccer.

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Soccer's not big here. It's huge everywhere else.

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It's probably what? It's true. It's probably

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the fourth sport, right? If you say that. Football's

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number one. Football, baseball, basketball, hockey,

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soccer. That's good. That's all we need. Probably

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fifth. Okay. So, I mean, you know, then we just

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started adding. No, no, no. I would say soccer

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is bigger than hockey here. Maybe in Dallas.

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If we're talking about like kids sports, obviously

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soccer is bigger than hockey. Well, I'm thinking

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professional. You're thinking professional. Yeah,

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I get that. I get that. And then I would agree

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with that. Yeah. So you could probably search

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what are the top things. Pickleball? There you

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go. I mean, where does pickleball come from?

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Is that some dude? Is that kind of like the Mormon

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religion? It was just kind of made up? Yes, it

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was. Believe it or not, pickleball's been around

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a long time. When I was in elementary school

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in Indonesia, we played pickleball. Before it

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ever was a thing here, I think. So it was an

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Indonesian sport? No, but I mean, it was played

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overseas. So I guess, I don't know where it came

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from. I don't know what the, what is the background

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of pickleball? I have no idea where that came

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from. You know there's a place right there off

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of 121, just south of 121 by Alma, called Chicken

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and Pickle? Chicken Pickle. You can go play pickleball

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and get some fried chicken. That's right. All

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right. Originated in 1965 in Washington. All

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right. More than 50 years of fun. Interesting.

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Okay. Let's see. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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All right. It was named after a dog. Now it's

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got 36 million players. Yeah, no, it's definitely

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the sport of choice among aging adults. Yep,

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and it's featured on the Ocho ESPN 8. Oh, really?

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Did you watch the video of where I said it's

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going to be the next Olympics? Probably. What

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was it? The pizza tossing. The pizza tossing.

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It was like rhythmic gymnastics, but with pizza

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dough. I stayed with it way too long, and it

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kept going and kept going. It almost became interpretive.

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Yeah. I saw that. I was like, give it time. They

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had freaking break dancing, and they have dancing

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with ribbons. Why can't you have pizza dough?

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Right. He was doing the same thing. You know

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how when you stumble on one of these things that

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are supposed to be funny, it says, wait for it?

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Oh, yeah. Well, I did wait for it. And it never

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happens. I eventually was like, okay, okay, enough.

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It's like a five -minute video. I know. It never

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happens. And he was flipping the pizza between

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his legs and flipping around in the air. And

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I was like, okay, I can't do that. I get it.

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But I would never be in a pizza throwing or pizza

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tossing, whatever. Anyway. Well, you wouldn't

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be an arrhythmic gymnast, anything. Generally,

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no. With the ball or the hoop? Not really my

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strength. Yes. So. Yeah, I can't do it. They

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look good, but. No wonder the order is taking

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so long. Come on, man. No shit. Quit playing

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with my dough. You're doing that at Domino's.

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You see them outside. They show any meat slicing

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and little pepperonis on there. No, it was just

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dough tossing. Just dough tossing. Whatever.

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I mean, what's next? They're going to start spinning

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towels on their fingers. I mean, it's like stupid

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human tricks. I mean, it's just like the David

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Letterman show, the top 10 stupid human tricks.

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Well, what gets me is it was a full competition,

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which means. A whole bunch of judges. Yeah, and

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a crowd. And I was like, so that means this is

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something somewhere. I don't even know where

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it took place. So they actually practiced this,

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and someone actually developed it, I guess. Oh,

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we got to do a whole contest of this. Pizza tossing

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or whatever the hell it's called. Yes. Ridiculous.

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I know. You can make a competition out of anything.

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United States pizza team. Pizza team. Are you

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kidding? On the Ocho. United States pizza team.

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There you go, Sean. Oh, he's double fisted it.

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Oh, he's got two pizzas. Show off. Now, is that

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an extra large pizza? Is that a personal pan

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pizza? So, is this more of a sport or the cornhole?

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Does this take more skill or does cornhole take

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more skill? Or dodgeball? You know what's sad

00:20:20.589 --> 00:20:23.250
about cornhole? I think it just takes more skill.

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I was flipping around. Oh, I think it does too.

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I was flipping around and I was on cornhole.

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And the way these guys are so serious about it.

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Just made me want to vomit. They were all intense

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and chest bumping each other. I was like, okay.

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Did they have a glove on so they could throw

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it without any friction? You're talking about

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the cornhole? Yeah. Like the bowlers wear? And

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then it was like Oregon against Arizona, like

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college. This is NCAA collegiate. He's trying

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out for some professional. He's going to get

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some backing here. Endorsed by Nike. I mean,

00:21:00.690 --> 00:21:04.029
come on. I think that goes to, and I know this

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is big, and I'm probably going to hurt some feelings,

00:21:06.450 --> 00:21:10.529
but. Oh, boy. Is there. The competition for podcasters?

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No. Is fishing a sport? Oh, what do you mean?

00:21:15.349 --> 00:21:18.410
Like large mouth bass fishing. 100%. Well, I

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know, but. They have tournaments all the time.

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I know, but. Well, there's something to be said

00:21:23.190 --> 00:21:25.410
for it. I don't get it, but I've got a friend.

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His name is Randy. I think you make a shit ton

00:21:27.670 --> 00:21:29.529
of money off of it. Yeah, you can make some money

00:21:29.529 --> 00:21:33.210
off it. But isn't it luck? Look, I've got a friend.

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His name is Randy Short. I've known him for a

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very, very long time, before I even met you.

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I mean, it was a long time ago. And I don't hang

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out with him. He's got his own thing going on,

00:21:44.069 --> 00:21:47.309
roofing company and stuff. But he tells me anytime

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I want to go fishing, and I was like, dude, really?

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He says, look, if you go with me, I can show

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you how to fish, and you can catch a fish. I

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don't know what the hell he's talking about,

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but... The proof is in the pudding because on

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his Facebook page, he goes out and he's coming

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back with all these record -breaking fish everywhere

00:22:05.480 --> 00:22:09.059
he goes. So there's got to be some sort of...

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talent, not necessarily where you're taking your

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rod and you're throwing it in the water and you

00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:16.339
try to pull it up, but maybe it's where in the

00:22:16.339 --> 00:22:18.299
lake. Maybe you're looking for dark spots, deep

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spots. Well, they all have their computers and

00:22:21.180 --> 00:22:23.779
radar. Fish finders. Fish finders. They all have

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that. Well, that's true, too. I don't know if

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that's part of it, but it could be. Well, that's

00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:30.900
part of it, but they also know, like with these

00:22:30.900 --> 00:22:33.059
competitions, or they know the lakes, and you

00:22:33.059 --> 00:22:34.859
see these guys, they have these boats, these

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$100 ,000 boats that go 800 miles an hour, so

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they can be the first one there. And they scout,

00:22:39.630 --> 00:22:41.109
they know, all right, I'm going there because

00:22:41.109 --> 00:22:42.930
it's this time of day, this temperature, boom.

00:22:43.049 --> 00:22:44.730
Yeah, they know all the parameters. Yeah, just

00:22:44.730 --> 00:22:46.250
like any good sport person. But I mean, I would

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think the top 50 guys or top 10 guys all have

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the same, you know, they know all the tricks.

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Correct. And then ultimately, it's whoever has

00:22:56.769 --> 00:22:58.960
a big fish that decides to eat. Bite the lure.

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I mean, you know what I mean? I mean, you're

00:23:00.099 --> 00:23:02.599
right. There is a part of, I think, luck to it.

00:23:02.660 --> 00:23:04.700
There is skill. Yeah. There's skill in getting

00:23:04.700 --> 00:23:06.140
yourself in the right position. Well, you have

00:23:06.140 --> 00:23:09.400
to pick the correct lure. Yes. You have to anticipate

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what the species is there and what's going to

00:23:11.900 --> 00:23:15.660
pull that species out and grab your lure. Like,

00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:17.279
what type? There's all kinds of different types

00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:18.920
of spinners. Oh, there's a million. There's surface

00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:21.319
ones, there's frogs. Well, also how to hook the

00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:23.559
fish, right? I guess. You know, you have to time

00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:26.220
it, and you hook it, and you reel it in. Right.

00:23:27.019 --> 00:23:28.680
I'm sure we're not... They've got these cool

00:23:28.680 --> 00:23:35.240
robotic fish lures now. Well, no, robotic, meaning

00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:37.720
they... Does it go to the fish and, like, jump

00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:40.240
on them and hook them? It moves like a fish.

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It's like a ballistic lure. So when you let it

00:23:42.599 --> 00:23:45.579
sit there, it'll do, like, little circles. So

00:23:45.579 --> 00:23:47.779
you basically set it in the water, drop it down

00:23:47.779 --> 00:23:50.460
there, and it'll do, like, little two -foot circles.

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and kind of swim around itself really slow, and

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the light hits it just right, and it's got a

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little reflective thing going on. It's pretty

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sophisticated. I saw a video of a guy catching

00:24:03.480 --> 00:24:08.059
a paddlefish in Missouri, I think, and these

00:24:08.059 --> 00:24:12.019
things are huge, and you don't catch them the

00:24:12.019 --> 00:24:15.079
standard way. You actually snag them. He goes,

00:24:15.099 --> 00:24:18.720
they're not going to bite your lure or whatever.

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You actually have this hook. and this contraption,

00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:25.519
and you have these radar, and you see them, and

00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:27.579
you kind of go by, and you try to snag them on

00:24:27.579 --> 00:24:30.519
the side. And you strafe them. Yeah, you hook

00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:32.200
them on the side, and then you reel them up,

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and they're huge fish. I mean, 200 -pound things.

00:24:35.559 --> 00:24:37.640
These humongous paddlefish you find in the rivers

00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:40.430
and lakes up there in Missouri. Yeah, I think

00:24:40.430 --> 00:24:43.049
we're not giving these fishermen their due, right?

00:24:43.930 --> 00:24:46.809
I'm sure it's incredibly complicated, a ton of

00:24:46.809 --> 00:24:48.369
experience and all that kind of stuff. But when

00:24:48.369 --> 00:24:51.490
I think of sports, I'm thinking of physical exertion.

00:24:51.890 --> 00:24:55.369
Is it more along the line of chess? Yeah, yeah,

00:24:55.390 --> 00:24:58.109
yeah. Or something like that. Cerebral and physical,

00:24:58.269 --> 00:25:00.289
perhaps. It's a competition. Yeah, you're out

00:25:00.289 --> 00:25:04.069
there in the elements, but are you exerting a

00:25:04.069 --> 00:25:07.509
lot of energy? Right. Is that kind of like speed

00:25:07.509 --> 00:25:11.109
walking? Correct. Jazzercise walking. Have you

00:25:11.109 --> 00:25:14.049
ever seen that video? I have. I think you've

00:25:14.049 --> 00:25:15.970
sent that to us a few times. She had that huge

00:25:15.970 --> 00:25:19.269
camel toe. A couple times. That was more like

00:25:19.269 --> 00:25:23.410
a hoof. Yeah, it was kind of. Wow. Yes. I think

00:25:23.410 --> 00:25:26.529
her liver was in there. I've got something I

00:25:26.529 --> 00:25:28.210
want to follow up, mostly with Jeff, because

00:25:28.210 --> 00:25:30.970
he seems to be pretty knowledgeable on this.

00:25:31.049 --> 00:25:33.369
But, you know, first of all, happy single -to

00:25:33.369 --> 00:25:40.279
-mile day. So we were sitting in our kitchen

00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:43.839
eating taco bueno last night, my wife and I.

00:25:44.059 --> 00:25:46.180
And we're like, oh, Cinco de Mayo. And I was

00:25:46.180 --> 00:25:48.500
like, oh, la, la, la, la, la, la. And I told

00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:50.839
her, I was like, you know, Cinco de Mayo, that's

00:25:50.839 --> 00:25:52.839
kind of a made -up holiday anyways. I mean, it's

00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:56.059
not really. It is. It's an Americanized holiday.

00:25:56.460 --> 00:26:00.880
Yes, there's an event that occurred. No one celebrates

00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:03.700
it over in Mexico. Except the people perhaps

00:26:03.700 --> 00:26:06.500
in Puebla. In Puebla. And outside of that, nowhere

00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:09.240
else. And then she was like, I'm going to fact

00:26:09.240 --> 00:26:12.599
check that. And so she fact checks that. And

00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:15.319
it's exactly what I just said. It's not celebrated

00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:18.000
over there. But you know what else it said that

00:26:18.000 --> 00:26:20.259
really grinded my gears? And this is through

00:26:20.259 --> 00:26:22.480
the Apple phone. So I don't know if this was

00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:26.859
a... A proprietary search engine on Apple phones?

00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:30.740
Apple uses chat GPT. Well, it uses some woke

00:26:30.740 --> 00:26:33.500
shit because it came back and says, and just

00:26:33.500 --> 00:26:35.920
to let you know, when celebrating Cinco de Mayo,

00:26:36.220 --> 00:26:40.119
it is inappropriate to wear fake mustaches, sombreros,

00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:43.660
and maracas, and whatever you use for normal

00:26:43.660 --> 00:26:45.680
celebration and stuff. And I'm like, are you

00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:48.349
freaking kidding me? In general, that's cultural

00:26:48.349 --> 00:26:50.029
appropriation is what they call that, right?

00:26:50.069 --> 00:26:51.750
No, it's not. You're celebrating the culture.

00:26:51.750 --> 00:26:54.089
No, I know. I'm not advocating that. Come on.

00:26:54.130 --> 00:26:56.509
I'm saying that you could say that about any

00:26:56.509 --> 00:26:59.450
holiday that has a particular culture that celebrates

00:26:59.450 --> 00:27:01.130
it. So I'm not allowed to wear my Liederkosen

00:27:01.130 --> 00:27:03.670
on frickin' Oktoberfest Day? No. I guess not.

00:27:03.710 --> 00:27:05.789
Or your St. Paddy's shit on St. Paddy's Day.

00:27:05.789 --> 00:27:07.049
Yeah, you can't wear that either. Nope. That's

00:27:07.049 --> 00:27:08.309
Irish. We've been trying to tell you that for

00:27:08.309 --> 00:27:10.309
years. You offend everybody when you wear it.

00:27:10.309 --> 00:27:12.869
Well, just like there's a huge stake ever since

00:27:12.869 --> 00:27:15.440
that cartoon came out, Moana. And the little

00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:18.319
white girls want to be Moana. Well, you can't

00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:20.380
do that because you're culturally appropriating

00:27:20.380 --> 00:27:24.279
the Polynesian culture. You can't dress up as

00:27:24.279 --> 00:27:27.420
her. I think that's crap. We should be able to

00:27:27.420 --> 00:27:28.859
dress up as anything we want. And actually, there's

00:27:28.859 --> 00:27:34.180
a scene in the... Who made it? There's a movie

00:27:34.180 --> 00:27:37.720
called Am I Racist? Oh, it's Matt Walsh. By Matt

00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.779
Walsh. And he's sitting there being serious with

00:27:41.779 --> 00:27:44.880
this psychologist. And we'll have a daughter,

00:27:44.980 --> 00:27:47.019
and she wants to dress up as Moana. She's like,

00:27:47.140 --> 00:27:50.059
oh, you can't do that. Whatever. And then he

00:27:50.059 --> 00:27:51.220
kind of turned the table and was like, well,

00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:53.279
she wants to be a princess. Isn't that kind of

00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:55.920
putting down feminism and this and that? And

00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:58.759
she was kind of torn. And yeah, you really have

00:27:58.759 --> 00:28:01.400
to walk a line and this and that. No, you don't.

00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:03.579
No, just let her dress up as Moana. Yep. There

00:28:03.579 --> 00:28:05.839
you go. Let her be what she wants. Yep. Or he,

00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:07.720
whatever. What if he wants to dress up like a

00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:09.759
princess? Then I'd say no, but you know. No,

00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:11.500
that's cool. Then you dress up as the big guy.

00:28:11.900 --> 00:28:14.779
To the woke. You can wear woman face if you want.

00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:17.700
That's cool. You're allowed to do that. It's

00:28:17.700 --> 00:28:21.180
so... You know, who cares? Let people do whatever

00:28:21.180 --> 00:28:24.400
they want. They get too bent out of shape. I

00:28:24.400 --> 00:28:27.880
tell you what, I had an experience with my son

00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:31.880
Preston. When we lived in Irving, we had a good

00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:33.420
friend. They went over to their house, playing,

00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:37.119
having a good time. And then Tara and I go with

00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:39.279
their parents. We leave somewhere. They're being

00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:42.140
babysat. And I come back, and Preston's fingernails

00:28:42.140 --> 00:28:45.480
are painted. Oh. And I was like, oh, boy. Oh,

00:28:45.740 --> 00:28:48.779
I lost my shit. I was like, who did this? And

00:28:48.779 --> 00:28:52.119
the young girl did it. She was old enough, 13,

00:28:52.900 --> 00:28:55.440
14, where she could babysit. So it was all legit.

00:28:55.619 --> 00:28:57.480
No one was hurt or anything. But I was like,

00:28:57.539 --> 00:29:00.819
dude, don't freaking paint my sons. And now look

00:29:00.819 --> 00:29:02.619
at Preston. He's gay as hell. I was going to

00:29:02.619 --> 00:29:07.019
say, he never acted the same after that. So I

00:29:07.019 --> 00:29:10.880
get it. Make sure we soundbite that. He's gay

00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:15.700
as shit. Great. I'll send that to him. Great.

00:29:15.700 --> 00:29:22.200
Well, cool. It's kind of crazy. You didn't do

00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:25.019
anything for the May the 4th Be With You? Don't

00:29:25.019 --> 00:29:28.519
you do Star Trek? You dress up as... There's

00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:35.500
not a lot of events that you go to. No, there's

00:29:35.500 --> 00:29:38.420
not. I can't think of anything. Is that not a

00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:42.599
Star Wars... You didn't have a laser sword fight

00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:45.180
or anything? I mean, look, there are probably

00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:47.920
some venues out there, maybe some local spirit

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:52.299
bars or something. What is Jeff looking at? I

00:29:52.299 --> 00:29:54.339
don't know. Probably getting some air circulating.

00:29:54.779 --> 00:29:56.819
A little stuffy. I thought there was something

00:29:56.819 --> 00:29:59.660
above me. Like a spider that was about to launch

00:29:59.660 --> 00:30:00.680
on me. I was looking to see if the fan was on

00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:03.950
it. It was getting stuffy. Oh, that was me. But,

00:30:03.950 --> 00:30:06.430
you know, there's not a lot of things out there,

00:30:06.450 --> 00:30:08.069
not a lot of events going on. I don't know. I

00:30:08.069 --> 00:30:09.950
haven't seen any, and frankly, I was a little

00:30:09.950 --> 00:30:11.930
busy on this one. And I'll tell you what, it

00:30:11.930 --> 00:30:14.890
kind of stinks. It seems like every season that's

00:30:14.890 --> 00:30:19.029
passing faster and faster, these little events

00:30:19.029 --> 00:30:21.109
that we used to enjoy all the time are just getting

00:30:21.109 --> 00:30:22.930
brushed under the rug. You know, they become

00:30:22.930 --> 00:30:25.049
less and less important. Let's take a DeMaio.

00:30:26.129 --> 00:30:28.049
Just in general. Just in general. Perhaps. I

00:30:28.049 --> 00:30:30.349
mean, I remember, you know, eight years ago,

00:30:30.390 --> 00:30:33.809
I went to Cinco de Mayo when my grandmother passed

00:30:33.809 --> 00:30:36.930
away. And we went to Connecticut, and she actually

00:30:36.930 --> 00:30:39.329
passed away, like, in January. And it took a

00:30:39.329 --> 00:30:42.789
while for us to—actually, it took a while for

00:30:42.789 --> 00:30:47.049
the ground to thaw enough to— You get some jackhammers

00:30:47.049 --> 00:30:51.160
out there. Yeah, to dig into the ground. Wow.

00:30:51.299 --> 00:30:54.880
Wow. So she'd been laying around waiting to be.

00:30:54.900 --> 00:30:56.319
It was cold out. You could keep her outside.

00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:59.539
Oh, nice. But it was around May the 5th, and

00:30:59.539 --> 00:31:01.740
we had the whole family out there celebrating.

00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:03.799
And I remember being in a bar, and we got all

00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.519
toasty, and there were local vendors, spirit

00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:10.160
vendors, tequila, whatever. And they had a bunch

00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.980
of sombreros and fake mustaches. And I remember

00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:16.299
it was a fantastic, excellent celebration. Sure.

00:31:16.380 --> 00:31:18.740
And with family and friends. celebrating Cinco

00:31:18.740 --> 00:31:20.440
de Mayo, Mexican Independence Day. Were there

00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:22.400
any Mexicans there celebrating with you? Who

00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.440
the hell knows? I don't know. It's not Mexican

00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:26.079
Independence Day. That's what everybody always

00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:27.380
says. Yeah, but that's what they play. I know

00:31:27.380 --> 00:31:31.299
it's not. I know. But it's just nuts. What it

00:31:31.299 --> 00:31:34.180
is, I actually asked. I was like, well, hopefully

00:31:34.180 --> 00:31:36.579
it's not the celebration of a battle where they

00:31:36.579 --> 00:31:41.410
won over Texas Republican. Texas Republic soldiers

00:31:41.410 --> 00:31:43.930
or something. We're just celebrating it. They're

00:31:43.930 --> 00:31:45.950
celebrating the fall of the Alamo, right? It

00:31:45.950 --> 00:31:48.430
was an internal battle. Actually, it was against

00:31:48.430 --> 00:31:51.549
the French. The French. Yes. So they were celebrating

00:31:51.549 --> 00:31:56.269
a battle in 1860 over the French. So, I mean,

00:31:56.289 --> 00:31:57.569
we don't care about the French. It's not hard

00:31:57.569 --> 00:32:00.990
to beat the French. I also learned from my team

00:32:00.990 --> 00:32:05.470
that gringo is not a derogatory term. Gringo?

00:32:05.769 --> 00:32:08.490
Gringo. Interesting. Because I asked them. Leto

00:32:08.490 --> 00:32:12.789
is, though. It is. Well, up here, you think,

00:32:13.750 --> 00:32:16.650
well, the Mexicans call us gringos, the whiteys,

00:32:16.650 --> 00:32:20.630
right? And the manager that reported to me down

00:32:20.630 --> 00:32:22.750
there, I was talking to him over dinner, and

00:32:22.750 --> 00:32:24.809
we were talking about this. I asked about Cinco

00:32:24.809 --> 00:32:27.430
de Mayo and gringo and all this stuff, and he

00:32:27.430 --> 00:32:30.069
started laughing. He goes, no, we don't use that

00:32:30.069 --> 00:32:32.930
term. He goes, that term comes from a battle

00:32:32.930 --> 00:32:37.220
between the U .S. and Mexico. But the U .S. was

00:32:37.220 --> 00:32:40.700
in green fatigues, and they were yelling, green,

00:32:40.700 --> 00:32:47.640
go. For real? Yes. Like, go away. So green turned

00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:51.200
into gringo. That's what he told me. Oh, wow.

00:32:51.380 --> 00:32:53.779
I wonder if that's true. Because it's spelled

00:32:53.779 --> 00:32:59.460
G -R -I -N -G -O, right? Gringo. It kind of morphed.

00:32:59.460 --> 00:33:02.359
So that's coming from him, and he grew up and

00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:06.720
lived there. Yeah, interesting. Yeah. Green grow.

00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:12.200
U .S. soldiers sing green grow. Green grow the

00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:13.359
lilacs. Maybe that's what it was. Maybe that's

00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.460
what it was. Yeah. It had nothing to do with

00:33:15.460 --> 00:33:18.420
a derogatory term. Right. I hear you. Yeah. Interesting.

00:33:18.700 --> 00:33:22.900
Green grow. Turned into gringo. Interesting.

00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:25.700
Yeah. He goes, yeah, we don't use that term.

00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:28.240
It's not derogatory. So what is that derogatory

00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:33.160
term for Americans? Honky? You don't have to

00:33:33.160 --> 00:33:37.220
say it. I'm leading Sean there. I'll tell you

00:33:37.220 --> 00:33:40.140
what a couple of them are. Saltine was one of

00:33:40.140 --> 00:33:43.839
them, or cracker. That was another one. Saltine

00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:47.480
was one. Weddow. I don't know what the Weddow.

00:33:47.539 --> 00:33:50.500
W -H -E -T -T -O. I don't know what the term

00:33:50.500 --> 00:33:54.099
is. I had some saltines for dinner. Did you?

00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:56.420
Some sardines. They have every right to call

00:33:56.420 --> 00:33:59.140
you that. It's a lot of carbs. And crackers.

00:33:59.500 --> 00:34:03.039
Iodized salt. It's non -iodized, non -salt. Non

00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:04.720
-iodized. And they're wheat. They use Celtic.

00:34:04.740 --> 00:34:08.099
Yeah. It's Celtic. So they put seed oils on those.

00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:12.260
Oil -free. It was just flour. Wow. In a bag.

00:34:12.980 --> 00:34:14.599
Yeah. Well, there's a lot of things out there

00:34:14.599 --> 00:34:17.139
we don't know regarding, like, gringo. I didn't

00:34:17.139 --> 00:34:18.900
know that. That's the first time I ever heard

00:34:18.900 --> 00:34:21.639
of that. I never thought it was, I thought it

00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:24.179
was, I didn't know. I just thought it was a white

00:34:24.179 --> 00:34:27.719
person, and I never. I never construed it as

00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:30.239
a negative thing. I never did either. I didn't

00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:32.500
have a perception that it was a negative term.

00:34:32.500 --> 00:34:38.559
So, widow, not necessarily bad, it looks like.

00:34:38.980 --> 00:34:41.920
It's for blonde or light -skinned. It's often

00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:45.099
used informally to refer to white people or those

00:34:45.099 --> 00:34:48.519
of fair complexions. Widow. Whitey or cracker?

00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:50.539
Well, it says down at the bottom, yeah. It can

00:34:50.539 --> 00:34:53.179
also be derogatory, yeah. I could give a shit.

00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:55.840
I couldn't care less. Yeah, I don't care. And

00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:57.480
I've never was really offended, but I was kind

00:34:57.480 --> 00:34:59.019
of like, yeah, you know, it's just kind of like

00:34:59.019 --> 00:35:01.619
when you say, I don't know. Some people get offended

00:35:01.619 --> 00:35:03.639
when you use derogatory terms. Black people do

00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:05.460
if you use a derogatory term. I can't think of

00:35:05.460 --> 00:35:07.960
any other race on the planet. I guess some Italian

00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:10.500
languages, you know, where they use like WAP

00:35:10.500 --> 00:35:16.440
or something. There's Asian, hurtful Asian ones,

00:35:16.619 --> 00:35:20.800
right? Like what? I'm not going to say them,

00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:23.230
but I mean, they're... How do we know which one?

00:35:23.329 --> 00:35:26.289
I mean, I'll say a bunch of them just to kind

00:35:26.289 --> 00:35:28.289
of clear the air a little bit. But first of all,

00:35:28.309 --> 00:35:29.849
I want to preface this with, I don't mean, don't

00:35:29.849 --> 00:35:31.710
even disrespect. I'm just trying to figure it

00:35:31.710 --> 00:35:34.610
out. Because I know, like, gook, for example.

00:35:35.530 --> 00:35:37.949
My kids had said the word gook for some reason

00:35:37.949 --> 00:35:39.909
over at his house. My dad was like, hey, you

00:35:39.909 --> 00:35:42.510
don't say that. That's the Vietnamese. Only I

00:35:42.510 --> 00:35:46.329
could say that because I used to kill them. Or

00:35:46.329 --> 00:35:49.889
they used to kill us. But anyways, that was one.

00:35:50.050 --> 00:35:53.829
And there's chink. That's what I was thinking

00:35:53.829 --> 00:35:56.289
of. There's ching -chang. I don't know. I mean,

00:35:56.329 --> 00:36:01.489
I don't think those are horrible. Yeah. I think

00:36:01.489 --> 00:36:03.929
it's when you add these adjectives to it, like

00:36:03.929 --> 00:36:06.909
you stupid slant -eyed chink or something. That

00:36:06.909 --> 00:36:08.670
is horrible. Why would you want to say something

00:36:08.670 --> 00:36:11.429
like that? Right. But you could say that about

00:36:11.429 --> 00:36:14.630
anybody, just kind of downplaying a little bit.

00:36:14.670 --> 00:36:17.809
But I don't know. I think we kind of. You just

00:36:17.809 --> 00:36:19.929
went off on a tangent there, didn't I? I brought

00:36:19.929 --> 00:36:22.429
up Gringo, so I started that. It's Jeff's fault.

00:36:22.550 --> 00:36:25.010
Yeah, I started that. But you know what? I mean,

00:36:25.030 --> 00:36:27.750
there's a lot of subculture people out there

00:36:27.750 --> 00:36:30.050
that live on that. What do they call it? Some

00:36:30.050 --> 00:36:34.710
sort of Ebonics or alternative language that

00:36:34.710 --> 00:36:37.750
they use out there. What is a substrate of language?

00:36:38.110 --> 00:36:42.400
Ebonics is one. Dialect? It's not dialect. It's

00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:46.079
a whole... Ebonics is a whole set of words and

00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:47.460
stuff. Well, Ebonics is almost like a different

00:36:47.460 --> 00:36:51.360
language almost. I think the closest thing is

00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:54.099
dialect. I think that's the... I mean, because

00:36:54.099 --> 00:36:56.360
it's technically a version of English. Right.

00:36:56.579 --> 00:36:59.219
So, I mean, so it's got to be a dialect. It's

00:36:59.219 --> 00:37:00.940
not an accent, right? I mean, it's a dialect.

00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:03.500
But they use different vocabulary. Totally. So

00:37:03.500 --> 00:37:05.179
that's not a dialect. Dialect is where you say

00:37:05.179 --> 00:37:09.409
something. Like a dialect is a southern draw

00:37:09.409 --> 00:37:12.230
or a northern draw. That's accent. That's accent?

00:37:12.469 --> 00:37:17.030
Well, I can tell you that the New Yorkers, Long

00:37:17.030 --> 00:37:20.849
Island, the Staten Islands, they have their own

00:37:20.849 --> 00:37:22.530
form. I don't want to call it Ebonics, but they

00:37:22.530 --> 00:37:24.829
have their own terminology and shit. And so does

00:37:24.829 --> 00:37:29.510
Cajun. So does Cajun, right, in Louisiana. Cajun's

00:37:29.510 --> 00:37:30.570
a big one. You can't even understand what the

00:37:30.570 --> 00:37:33.739
hell they're saying. Exactly. Adam Sandler was

00:37:33.739 --> 00:37:45.559
a water boy. The Cajun coach. There it is. So

00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:48.780
it's confirmed that it is a dialect of English.

00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.360
Yes. Interesting. You remember the chef, the

00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:56.320
old guy, the Cajun guy? He would be outside.

00:37:56.500 --> 00:37:59.190
I remember watching this on... What show? This

00:37:59.190 --> 00:38:01.369
was a long time ago when I was a kid. There was

00:38:01.369 --> 00:38:04.489
an old guy. He'd be in overalls. He was Cajun.

00:38:04.489 --> 00:38:06.610
He had that accent. But he was a cook. He was

00:38:06.610 --> 00:38:12.530
like a chef. You're not sure? No. Justin Wilson?

00:38:12.869 --> 00:38:16.090
Was he a big old guy? Cajun, popular in Louisiana,

00:38:16.449 --> 00:38:19.750
PBS cooking show. Yeah, way back when. And he'd

00:38:19.750 --> 00:38:21.849
always have this big old pot, and he'd use all

00:38:21.849 --> 00:38:24.769
those Cajun terms and all that shit. He was making

00:38:24.769 --> 00:38:27.070
Creole and all this kind of stuff, right? Interesting.

00:38:27.150 --> 00:38:31.449
It all looked good. Crawfish. Oh, yeah. Well,

00:38:31.489 --> 00:38:33.989
yeah. It was more than that. Because he had a

00:38:33.989 --> 00:38:35.429
show every week, so he was making all kinds of

00:38:35.429 --> 00:38:37.289
stuff, right? I never really got into crawfish.

00:38:37.369 --> 00:38:39.210
Me either. Oh, I love crawfish. The thought of

00:38:39.210 --> 00:38:41.210
sucking the brain out of it just... Well, you

00:38:41.210 --> 00:38:42.489
don't have to do that. You don't have to, yeah.

00:38:42.610 --> 00:38:43.909
You don't have to do that. I mean, they are bugs.

00:38:44.210 --> 00:38:47.070
I mean, when you hear eat the bugs, that's a

00:38:47.070 --> 00:38:50.090
mud bug is a bug. I mean, I've eaten a bunch

00:38:50.090 --> 00:38:52.829
of them. It's just water. But it's not... You

00:38:52.829 --> 00:38:55.599
know, it's just like... They're so... You have

00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:57.619
to eat so many of them. Well, it's a community

00:38:57.619 --> 00:39:00.019
thing because you have these crawfish boils,

00:39:00.219 --> 00:39:01.820
and you get around, and they dump them, and you

00:39:01.820 --> 00:39:03.360
stand around, and you talk. Yeah, it's great.

00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:07.579
You get corn, sausages, sausage, and shrimp.

00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:11.000
So you don't have to eat the brain, but you can

00:39:11.000 --> 00:39:13.179
break it apart and eat the body. The tail. The

00:39:13.179 --> 00:39:16.000
tail. It's like a lobster tail. It's like a little

00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:18.420
lobster. It's like a micro lobster tail. Who

00:39:18.420 --> 00:39:20.320
kicks the tail and sucks the head? A lot of people

00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:23.159
just throw the heads away. I'll suck a few until

00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:26.579
I get. It's rich sometimes. Sound bite. Yes.

00:39:26.719 --> 00:39:30.440
Crazy. I'm sure you will. So I'll do that. And,

00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:32.760
you know, yeah, you're sucking their brains out

00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:36.500
and everything else. He said sucking, by the

00:39:36.500 --> 00:39:38.760
way. Yes. Sucking their brains out. You get pretty

00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:40.900
efficient at it after a while, too. You can just,

00:39:40.900 --> 00:39:43.320
like, break it and break it. You will get raw

00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:46.219
fingers after a while. Interesting. Yeah. Well,

00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:49.750
I have to be honest. I've never given it. A fair

00:39:49.750 --> 00:39:52.829
shake. You should try it. Crawfish boil. Yeah,

00:39:52.849 --> 00:39:56.030
you should try it. And it's good. It basically

00:39:56.030 --> 00:39:58.210
takes on whatever you season it in, right? Sure.

00:39:58.469 --> 00:40:00.710
The shrimp boil or whatever. Yeah, I mean, it

00:40:00.710 --> 00:40:03.130
tastes like whatever you cook it in. Interesting.

00:40:03.409 --> 00:40:06.269
Okay. Yeah, there's a Cajun little packet you

00:40:06.269 --> 00:40:08.809
buy from the grocery store. Put it in a big old

00:40:08.809 --> 00:40:11.489
– we have a super large pan. Just put it in there,

00:40:11.570 --> 00:40:13.710
and it looks like some capers looking kind of

00:40:13.710 --> 00:40:15.570
thing. Well, even better yet, HEB is having their

00:40:15.570 --> 00:40:18.130
big crawfish boil right now. You can go to HEB

00:40:18.130 --> 00:40:20.389
and buy two pounds of crawfish and take them

00:40:20.389 --> 00:40:21.670
home. They're all cooked, everything ready to

00:40:21.670 --> 00:40:24.230
go. Really? Does it have like a compilation of

00:40:24.230 --> 00:40:26.349
corn and stuff or is it just the crawfish? They're

00:40:26.349 --> 00:40:28.710
having a big old boil at every HEB off to the

00:40:28.710 --> 00:40:31.090
side. They have the big old pots. What I mean

00:40:31.090 --> 00:40:33.010
is that when you show up, can I buy a gallon

00:40:33.010 --> 00:40:35.769
of - Well, they bag them up for you. But is it

00:40:35.769 --> 00:40:38.389
the whole deal? I think so. I don't know. All

00:40:38.389 --> 00:40:40.690
the trimmings and stuff you think? Yeah, I think

00:40:40.690 --> 00:40:43.909
so. So how do you prepare that? You take them

00:40:43.909 --> 00:40:46.070
home and eat them. Oh, you don't even have to

00:40:46.070 --> 00:40:48.639
like - No, they're cooked. Traditionally, you

00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:51.980
take your table and you put brown paper down

00:40:51.980 --> 00:40:55.019
there. Oh, okay. Yeah, because it's messy. Yeah,

00:40:55.019 --> 00:40:57.519
you just slap it on there. Yeah, you just throw

00:40:57.519 --> 00:40:59.159
your shit. There you go. There's a picture of

00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:03.900
it. And do you blast Cajun music and wear overalls

00:41:03.900 --> 00:41:06.400
with nothing underneath and a withdraw hat? Just

00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:08.360
listen to Journey. And you jump around and...

00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:14.280
Was that Cajun? Is that Cajun? It's like a samurai.

00:41:14.380 --> 00:41:17.039
I don't know. That wasn't Cajun? Y 'all, how

00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:20.260
you doing, y 'all? I don't believe that was Cajun.

00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:21.940
Well, help me out here. What does a Cajun sound

00:41:21.940 --> 00:41:23.940
like? I'm so thankful we don't have video right

00:41:23.940 --> 00:41:30.780
now. Yeah, Justin Wilson was the old guy. Was

00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:35.659
that him? Yeah. He was born in 1914, died in

00:41:35.659 --> 00:41:38.579
2001. I'd be more interested, Mr. Producer, in

00:41:38.579 --> 00:41:42.780
knowing what a Cajun sounds like. Find that after.

00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:45.619
Okay, right now we're watching this Cajun music.

00:41:46.030 --> 00:41:47.750
Now, this is awesome stuff. This is just like

00:41:47.750 --> 00:41:51.170
bluegrass to me. Very similar. It's got a lot

00:41:51.170 --> 00:41:52.969
of the same instruments. Yeah, I was going to

00:41:52.969 --> 00:41:56.030
say, you could find this at any small, like,

00:41:56.070 --> 00:42:01.929
you know, Kentucky town festival. Yee -hee! What

00:42:01.929 --> 00:42:08.869
does a Cajun sound like? Like that. Like that,

00:42:08.909 --> 00:42:13.489
yeah. Here's this dude. This is perfect. Let's

00:42:13.489 --> 00:42:25.429
see what this guy... See how close I was. That's

00:42:25.429 --> 00:42:39.690
not Cajun to me. Pull up Justin Wilson. I was

00:42:39.690 --> 00:42:45.289
really close, by the way. My impersonation was

00:42:45.289 --> 00:42:55.949
almost dead on. I was just a little... He sounds

00:42:55.949 --> 00:43:01.829
like John Kennedy, the senator. He sure does,

00:43:01.829 --> 00:43:05.130
from Massachusetts. and gently nudged him back

00:43:05.130 --> 00:43:09.170
to safety all the time. There's so much southern

00:43:09.170 --> 00:43:11.650
in this. Southern wine that needs just a little

00:43:11.650 --> 00:43:18.510
bit of salt. You've got to admit that's pretty.

00:43:18.750 --> 00:43:21.829
You know I forgot the most important thing? There

00:43:21.829 --> 00:43:28.059
you go. Yes. It's looking good. Looking good.

00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:32.780
You want me to bring up Waterboy? God, no, that's

00:43:32.780 --> 00:43:36.420
okay. Okay, I didn't sound anything like a Cajun.

00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:38.800
I'm acknowledging that now. I used to watch that.

00:43:38.820 --> 00:43:40.960
Yeah, well, maybe if you had an extra chromosome

00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:43.820
or something. Maybe. Maybe that would have helped.

00:43:44.460 --> 00:43:50.360
Yeah, I don't know. So. All right, well. Sorry.

00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:54.559
My whiskey went in the wrong way. Up the asshole?

00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:57.679
No, it did not. Oh, okay. I was on butt losing

00:43:57.679 --> 00:43:59.880
it. All right, so what else have we got going

00:43:59.880 --> 00:44:03.639
on? We had some weddings going on. You had a

00:44:03.639 --> 00:44:07.380
wedding. I had an event on Friday. What about

00:44:07.380 --> 00:44:10.440
the Thursday Amici event? I'll talk about that

00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:13.559
in a second. Okay. The wedding was on Friday,

00:44:13.659 --> 00:44:15.860
so not very many weddings are on Friday. No.

00:44:16.260 --> 00:44:18.400
Julie and I were skittering around all day helping

00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.900
out, set up and everything. So I come back and

00:44:20.900 --> 00:44:24.900
shower. And I hadn't shaved all week. And I proceeded

00:44:24.900 --> 00:44:28.960
to shave, and I used my safety razor. And it

00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:30.960
basically safely removed all the skin off of

00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:35.079
my face. Nice. Right around, the first one was,

00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:36.860
and it was a brand new blade, so I don't know

00:44:36.860 --> 00:44:40.420
what the hell I was doing. I felt it on the chin

00:44:40.420 --> 00:44:44.019
right there, because it kind of caught. I was

00:44:44.019 --> 00:44:46.800
like, oh no, that's going to be a good one. So

00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:49.570
then I just kept going. All around my mouth,

00:44:49.690 --> 00:44:52.190
I just shredded. It was like a cheese peeler.

00:44:52.250 --> 00:44:57.110
Oh, it was. It was just like... Gross. And by

00:44:57.110 --> 00:44:58.730
the time I was done, I was... Were you bleeding

00:44:58.730 --> 00:45:00.030
to death? Oh, it was horrible. It was like a

00:45:00.030 --> 00:45:04.070
murder scene. It was. I had so much... There

00:45:04.070 --> 00:45:05.909
was blood everywhere just running down my...

00:45:06.139 --> 00:45:08.900
chin and everything. So I was like, great, now

00:45:08.900 --> 00:45:11.400
I have to be at a wedding here shortly. I'm going

00:45:11.400 --> 00:45:14.139
to be like a meat grinder. Herpes simplex 8.

00:45:14.420 --> 00:45:16.539
I look like the next day. Well, you're like attacked

00:45:16.539 --> 00:45:18.920
by some sort of rodent or something. Yeah, and

00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:20.940
I showed up. I was very self -conscious. One

00:45:20.940 --> 00:45:22.619
thing, it hurt, and I'm sure it was inflamed

00:45:22.619 --> 00:45:26.099
and everything. I told the guy, and I was doing

00:45:26.099 --> 00:45:27.920
this, and I was like, can I use the restroom

00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:30.940
because I think it's, you know, I need to wipe

00:45:30.940 --> 00:45:33.300
my face. I hacked my face apart when I was shaving.

00:45:33.820 --> 00:45:37.309
And he was very cool about it. And then my wife

00:45:37.309 --> 00:45:39.050
got me some Aquaphor to kind of cover it. I was

00:45:39.050 --> 00:45:40.630
like, no, great. Now I'm glistening everywhere.

00:45:40.969 --> 00:45:46.150
Right. Right. So I did that. The next day, everything

00:45:46.150 --> 00:45:49.269
scabbed over, and I looked like some social disease.

00:45:50.489 --> 00:45:53.130
I had all these things around my mouth. I was

00:45:53.130 --> 00:45:54.590
like, God, it looks like I have gonorrhea or

00:45:54.590 --> 00:45:56.949
herpes. Herpes. I would go with herpes. Whichever

00:45:56.949 --> 00:45:58.690
one gives you the canker sores. I was like, this

00:45:58.690 --> 00:46:01.639
is great. Perfect. Yeah. I still have a couple

00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:03.960
of the scars, or not scars. So what is a safety

00:46:03.960 --> 00:46:07.480
blade? What is that? Those are the, well, they

00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:09.800
call them a safety razor, right? Where you have

00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:13.280
the actual blades that you replace. Oh, yeah.

00:46:13.380 --> 00:46:15.159
I use that all the time. I don't have that. What

00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:17.880
made you shave with a straight razor? That's

00:46:17.880 --> 00:46:19.480
not a straight razor. It's one of those. That's

00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:21.260
what I use. Yeah, that's what I use, too. It's

00:46:21.260 --> 00:46:22.940
fantastic. Oh, okay. So you always use that.

00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:25.739
Yeah. It's just, I think I was in a hurry, maybe,

00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:29.019
and I was just like. I was pressing too hard.

00:46:29.159 --> 00:46:31.159
It's usually you don't have enough lubricant.

00:46:31.940 --> 00:46:34.280
It could be. I don't know. Hold on. So you guys

00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:37.159
regularly shave with these? I do about once a

00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:40.840
week. No. I tell you what. I don't shave. I shave

00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:43.760
when I have to, which could be months in between.

00:46:43.940 --> 00:46:47.960
So I use an electric razor, and it's a trimmer.

00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:50.559
Not like the little circle things. That's our

00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:53.400
new Relco. No, forget that. I use something they

00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:58.340
use for trimming your hair. Okay. And it's, man,

00:46:58.460 --> 00:46:59.980
I'll tell you what. But how do you get a close

00:46:59.980 --> 00:47:02.460
shave? Do you not? I guess you don't. It's close

00:47:02.460 --> 00:47:05.280
enough to where if I go out, I mean, have you

00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:07.639
seen me with a close shave? No. I guess not.

00:47:07.739 --> 00:47:10.360
Am I always kind of overcast? You always have

00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:13.380
the five o 'clock shadow, yeah, I guess. Well,

00:47:13.500 --> 00:47:16.159
it is what it is. I have an electric one as well,

00:47:16.380 --> 00:47:19.440
but since I was going, I was like, I want something

00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:22.320
a little bit closer. Dude, I have a Braun, and

00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:27.639
it is very close. Very close. Yeah. So after

00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.260
this, I'm like... Do you spoon with it? Yeah,

00:47:30.420 --> 00:47:33.739
I mean, we're tight. Shave your taint? Yeah,

00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:36.480
a little bit. No, I'm telling you. I mean, that's

00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:38.199
what I have right there. You got it up on the

00:47:38.199 --> 00:47:40.539
screen. I mean, it's a wet -dry vac. Oh, it's

00:47:40.539 --> 00:47:43.880
one of the ribbons. Sorry. Wet -dry shaver. So

00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:46.159
it works good, huh? It works great. I've had

00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:49.480
bronze for 15, 20 years. I mean, they're worth

00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:52.800
the money. They're amazing. I'll give it a shot.

00:47:52.900 --> 00:47:55.199
I'm not against it. Yeah, they're great. Yeah.

00:47:55.539 --> 00:47:57.880
Yeah, I may try it as well. Especially after

00:47:57.880 --> 00:47:59.679
the experience that I had. Because my dad, the

00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:01.400
reason I started using the safety razors, I never

00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:04.380
used them. I used the Mach 20s or whatever. Yeah,

00:48:04.420 --> 00:48:06.340
that's what I used in high school. And then it

00:48:06.340 --> 00:48:08.199
got too expensive. Then I moved to the Harry's.

00:48:08.199 --> 00:48:10.239
Then Harry's turned all woke on me. Then I moved

00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:12.019
to something else. I can't remember what it was.

00:48:13.559 --> 00:48:19.940
I bought the one that the Pond Star guy, the

00:48:19.940 --> 00:48:22.659
Pond Store. Remember the Las Vegas show that

00:48:22.659 --> 00:48:25.460
was on the History Channel? Pawn Stars? Is that

00:48:25.460 --> 00:48:26.699
what it's called? Pawn Stars? Correct. He has

00:48:26.699 --> 00:48:29.480
a razor? Yeah, he has a razor he put out. Oh,

00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:31.199
I didn't know that. Interesting. Yeah, because

00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:33.559
I was the same way. The Harry's, and then I was

00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:35.619
like, fuck that. Yeah, so I dropped Harry's,

00:48:35.659 --> 00:48:37.380
and then when my dad passed, when we were cleaning

00:48:37.380 --> 00:48:39.940
it out, he had this box. I have enough razors

00:48:39.940 --> 00:48:42.340
to last me a lifetime and my children a lifetime.

00:48:42.579 --> 00:48:43.920
Oh, wow. So I was like, all right, well, maybe

00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:47.219
I'll start using this. And so I've been using

00:48:47.219 --> 00:48:51.719
it for a year with really no issues until last

00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:55.889
Friday. And I decided to remove my lips. It was

00:48:55.889 --> 00:48:57.949
horrible. Well, I remember in high school, I

00:48:57.949 --> 00:49:00.429
had, yeah, we had the regular, you know, the

00:49:00.429 --> 00:49:03.190
regular razors. Oh, yeah. I mean, what would,

00:49:03.210 --> 00:49:06.869
not Norwalk. Better than Bic. Yeah, those were

00:49:06.869 --> 00:49:09.650
like. You talk about cheese graters. With the

00:49:09.650 --> 00:49:13.630
single blade? No, with the three. And it kind

00:49:13.630 --> 00:49:15.949
of flexed, right? I know I started with. That's

00:49:15.949 --> 00:49:17.809
like the Mach 3. I'll tell you what, in high

00:49:17.809 --> 00:49:19.869
school, you know, I don't know about you guys,

00:49:19.929 --> 00:49:22.969
but I had zits. So it was like zip, you know,

00:49:22.969 --> 00:49:25.409
and then I'd be done. And then I had a roll of

00:49:25.409 --> 00:49:27.070
toilet paper right there and I had to peel off

00:49:27.070 --> 00:49:29.590
all the little, you know, put little paper, paper

00:49:29.590 --> 00:49:32.329
on each cut. Cause I had, I mean, it was regular

00:49:32.329 --> 00:49:36.050
every single time it was cuts and stop the bleeding

00:49:36.050 --> 00:49:38.190
with the little paper, you know, paper, paper,

00:49:38.230 --> 00:49:41.230
uh, toilet paper and paper, right? Yeah. I mean,

00:49:41.250 --> 00:49:42.710
is that not what you guys did in high school?

00:49:42.809 --> 00:49:45.250
I mean, I didn't have a bad acne problem. Oh,

00:49:45.309 --> 00:49:48.449
I did. Uh, and I use the, the, the cheap ass,

00:49:48.510 --> 00:49:52.159
the cheap ass Bix. And it literally had one blade.

00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:54.280
Yes. And it was plastic, and it didn't flex.

00:49:54.420 --> 00:49:57.420
Yellow. I had the yellow. Yellow and brown. They're

00:49:57.420 --> 00:50:00.940
different colors, but I remember going to college

00:50:00.940 --> 00:50:03.099
and just using those, and I was just raking my

00:50:03.099 --> 00:50:05.360
face. Yeah. Every time. It was awful. And there's

00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:07.440
a spot on my neck that I have to change directions.

00:50:08.559 --> 00:50:11.179
Otherwise, it hurts so bad, and I would just

00:50:11.179 --> 00:50:13.900
leave this. Your neck has a part. It has a colic

00:50:13.900 --> 00:50:15.320
or something in it. There's a colic in the middle

00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:17.480
of your beard. You can't tell. You've got a hair

00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:20.849
part. You can't tell. But right here, on the

00:50:20.849 --> 00:50:23.929
left side of my neck, and I was in college when

00:50:23.929 --> 00:50:27.309
I finally figured this out, because I would hate

00:50:27.309 --> 00:50:29.250
it. I'd get to it, and it would rake, and it

00:50:29.250 --> 00:50:31.690
would just bleed. It looked like a huge rash.

00:50:31.929 --> 00:50:35.409
It was red, just bleeding everywhere. And I don't

00:50:35.409 --> 00:50:37.010
know what made me do it, because I went the other

00:50:37.010 --> 00:50:39.889
way. I was like, that was brilliant. I was like,

00:50:39.929 --> 00:50:41.309
that didn't hurt at all. I felt like the rest

00:50:41.309 --> 00:50:43.480
of my face. It's just like a little... patch

00:50:43.480 --> 00:50:45.280
right there, like a three -edged patch all the

00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:48.760
way down. I was trying to teach my boys how to

00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:50.519
shave, and I was telling them, you've got to

00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:51.860
go in different directions because they grow

00:50:51.860 --> 00:50:54.699
in different directions. I've got this big -ass

00:50:54.699 --> 00:50:57.820
mole on my cheek. Try shaving that fucker off.

00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:00.360
Have you lanced that a few times? A bunch. I

00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:03.119
haven't done it in years because I seldom shave,

00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.780
and when I do, I'm so slow and I take my time.

00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:12.619
I use lots of lubricant, man. I use bar soap.

00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:16.320
I get it all lathered up and super slippery because

00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:20.960
if it's dry whatsoever, it's painful because

00:51:20.960 --> 00:51:24.400
rug burn. No, forget that. It's just not worth

00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:26.619
it. But how about the aftershave liquid where

00:51:26.619 --> 00:51:28.340
you'd splash it on your face and it would just

00:51:28.340 --> 00:51:34.210
basically burn wherever you had cuts? Yeah. Oh,

00:51:34.250 --> 00:51:36.329
yeah. That was back in the day, like Aqua Velva.

00:51:36.329 --> 00:51:38.969
Yeah, how is that a good idea? It's not. I used

00:51:38.969 --> 00:51:41.349
to do that again in college. I use one now. There's

00:51:41.349 --> 00:51:44.909
no alcohol in it, and it cools the face, so it

00:51:44.909 --> 00:51:47.469
helps it. Like I said, it doesn't have the alcohol

00:51:47.469 --> 00:51:49.570
and all that bullshit in it. Why would they even

00:51:49.570 --> 00:51:51.150
do that, though? What was the concept behind

00:51:51.150 --> 00:51:54.570
that? It was manly. Aqua Velva. So, yeah. So,

00:51:54.630 --> 00:51:56.650
you have cuts all over your face, and then you

00:51:56.650 --> 00:51:59.590
just splash alcohol into the cuts. Oh, it was

00:51:59.590 --> 00:52:01.309
horrible. You're a man. Either that or lemon

00:52:01.309 --> 00:52:04.269
juice. No. Perfect. Perfect. Hey, Mom, you got

00:52:04.269 --> 00:52:07.750
any lemons? I'm going to shave. God, what a nightmare.

00:52:07.989 --> 00:52:11.989
Yeah. I remember either my dad had some, or I

00:52:11.989 --> 00:52:14.550
got some when I went to college in some gift

00:52:14.550 --> 00:52:17.570
box. When you move in, they get like a little.

00:52:18.239 --> 00:52:20.019
Like the dorm would have like a little box with

00:52:20.019 --> 00:52:22.719
razors and shower cream. And electric shave.

00:52:23.059 --> 00:52:27.420
Yeah, and a little bottle of that like Barbasol.

00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:30.380
Is that the foam? Oh, yeah. And the little thing

00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:33.139
of that alcohol, blue alcohol. And I used it

00:52:33.139 --> 00:52:34.960
there and I was like, this is terrible. I don't

00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.300
understand. Are you guys seriously not, neither

00:52:37.300 --> 00:52:39.440
of you, none of you, all three of you didn't

00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:43.179
have any acne in high school? What? No. I mean,

00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:45.079
not a lot. I'd have one or two. Really? We lived

00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:47.940
in the United States. Yeah. Yeah. No, in high

00:52:47.940 --> 00:52:49.960
school I was in the United States, unless Houston

00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:52.019
is considered a foreign country. Was Vietnam

00:52:52.019 --> 00:52:54.199
still coming out of your body? Yeah, you were

00:52:54.199 --> 00:52:58.719
still permeating oils from Vietnam. Maybe. I

00:52:58.719 --> 00:53:02.880
had to take Accutane. It was so bad. Oh, that's

00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:07.300
why you're deaf. Well, interestingly, I were

00:53:07.300 --> 00:53:11.480
hearing it before that, but yeah. Awkward. Now,

00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:13.300
there are some people that just have a lot of

00:53:13.300 --> 00:53:15.880
acne. I mean, I had acne. I mean, it was like

00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.260
a pimple. Some people had really bad acne. They'd

00:53:19.260 --> 00:53:22.639
have to take certain drugs to tame it. Yeah,

00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:25.019
Accutane is like, I mean, that's the one where.

00:53:25.819 --> 00:53:29.480
They say women, girls shouldn't take it because

00:53:29.480 --> 00:53:31.880
of the birth defects. That's what I mean. There's

00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:34.139
a chemical in it that's dangerous. Yes, and you

00:53:34.139 --> 00:53:36.099
should see the packaging. It's like you have

00:53:36.099 --> 00:53:39.940
to sign paperwork that you will, which is kind

00:53:39.940 --> 00:53:42.079
of strange for boys to have to do that, but you

00:53:42.079 --> 00:53:44.239
have to sign paperwork that says you will. You

00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:46.219
know that you can't get pregnant. You will not

00:53:46.219 --> 00:53:48.019
get pregnant because, I mean, of course, the

00:53:48.019 --> 00:53:50.480
liability on that is through the roof. But, damn,

00:53:50.539 --> 00:53:53.360
it's effective. It dries you out. You know, you've

00:53:53.360 --> 00:53:55.239
got to be careful in the sun, and you have to,

00:53:55.260 --> 00:53:58.000
you know. Yeah, my sister had bad acne problems

00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.039
going through high school, and she really didn't

00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:02.360
get out of it until, I guess, she moved away

00:54:02.360 --> 00:54:05.500
to college, and it started to clear up. But she

00:54:05.500 --> 00:54:07.579
had bad, where it was just red. You know, your

00:54:07.579 --> 00:54:09.159
face was red. And for another thing, Houston

00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:11.900
was so fucking humid, man. It was nasty, just

00:54:11.900 --> 00:54:14.639
a pimple -making, gross, humid atmosphere. Oh,

00:54:14.659 --> 00:54:16.480
believe it or not, yeah. Houston, Cincinnati

00:54:16.480 --> 00:54:18.900
is actually really bad, too. Is it? Because you

00:54:18.900 --> 00:54:21.519
got, you're in a valley, and you got. Three rivers

00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:23.619
right there. So it's all this moisture. It's

00:54:23.619 --> 00:54:26.320
just sitting right down there in a valley. So

00:54:26.320 --> 00:54:30.119
it's actually quite humid in Cincinnati. I don't

00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:31.619
know if it's quite as bad as Houston, but it's

00:54:31.619 --> 00:54:34.619
nothing like Dallas. Thank you, Mr. Producer,

00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:36.880
for putting all those images of acne. That's

00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:41.119
horrific. That's bacne. Some of them have it

00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:43.500
really bad. I know in high school. Where does

00:54:43.500 --> 00:54:46.869
that come from? It's just genetics. It's, yeah.

00:54:46.909 --> 00:54:49.409
Some people are. Infections of the hair follicles.

00:54:49.409 --> 00:54:50.730
Yeah, that's just genetics. Follicles, I guess.

00:54:50.809 --> 00:54:55.090
I don't. We had someone in school who had full

00:54:55.090 --> 00:54:59.809
back knee. And in gym class, phys ed class, we'd

00:54:59.809 --> 00:55:03.570
play basketball. Skins versus shirts. Oh, no.

00:55:03.730 --> 00:55:07.449
Oh, no. And he would be on the skins team. So

00:55:07.449 --> 00:55:10.750
then, Jeff, you're guarding him. I'm like. No,

00:55:10.750 --> 00:55:13.250
not great. So he was the leading scorer. So,

00:55:13.250 --> 00:55:17.489
yeah, he basically had a run of the paint. Right?

00:55:18.210 --> 00:55:20.010
Nobody would play any defense on him. I mean,

00:55:20.010 --> 00:55:22.570
I felt bad. I mean, it was bad. I mean, it just

00:55:22.570 --> 00:55:24.590
wasn't his back. It was on his shoulders and

00:55:24.590 --> 00:55:27.210
his face, and he was redhead for one thing. And

00:55:27.210 --> 00:55:30.150
then, yeah, Accutane for those people is a godsend.

00:55:30.170 --> 00:55:32.869
It really is. Well, he obviously didn't use it

00:55:32.869 --> 00:55:34.389
because he had it through his entire high school

00:55:34.389 --> 00:55:37.690
career. Yeah, it's tough, man. I mean, it's so...

00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:41.179
It'll scar you for life, some of it. Yeah. Literally

00:55:41.179 --> 00:55:43.699
scar you. And you're so self -conscious and,

00:55:43.780 --> 00:55:47.239
you know, it's awful. Acne just sucks, man. It's

00:55:47.239 --> 00:55:49.719
a part of puberty, for one thing. Yep. There

00:55:49.719 --> 00:55:52.159
are hormonal things, but there's also some of

00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:54.400
it's due to diet, right? You can cut certain

00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:56.860
things like dairy out of your diet and it will

00:55:56.860 --> 00:55:59.659
clear you up. So you've got to try things, not

00:55:59.659 --> 00:56:05.070
just treating the outbreak. what goes into your

00:56:05.070 --> 00:56:07.349
body, too. Yeah, we didn't have that kind of

00:56:07.349 --> 00:56:08.849
awareness back when I was a kid. Yeah, they don't

00:56:08.849 --> 00:56:12.170
promote that. Yeah, it's sad. It is. We had none

00:56:12.170 --> 00:56:14.650
of that awareness. We drank powdered milk. Dude,

00:56:14.929 --> 00:56:18.650
I drank it. It was the Tang. Tang, yeah. I drank

00:56:18.650 --> 00:56:21.469
Tang. I drank probably a six -pack of Coke a

00:56:21.469 --> 00:56:23.650
day. Yeah, it was baloney and powdered cheese.

00:56:23.929 --> 00:56:26.030
Oh, it was awful shit, man. Government cheese.

00:56:26.130 --> 00:56:28.829
I heard it was a lot of sugar caused acne. That's

00:56:28.829 --> 00:56:30.630
what my mom would say, so that's why we never

00:56:30.630 --> 00:56:33.469
had candies or cakes. Or pops or anything like

00:56:33.469 --> 00:56:34.909
that. I don't know if it's any truth. You know

00:56:34.909 --> 00:56:37.469
what? Sugar is horrible for you. Everyone should

00:56:37.469 --> 00:56:40.630
know that. It is. It is. Everyone should try

00:56:40.630 --> 00:56:43.769
not to. Hell, drink it's bad for you, too. Everything's

00:56:43.769 --> 00:56:45.969
bad for you. God bless. I know. You can't figure

00:56:45.969 --> 00:56:48.369
out what to. I mean, I'm trying everything I

00:56:48.369 --> 00:56:52.030
can, except for, you know, it's a losing battle.

00:56:52.329 --> 00:56:54.929
Yeah, it does seem like it sometimes. It kind

00:56:54.929 --> 00:56:59.130
of does say sugar has an effect. Oh, I guess

00:56:59.130 --> 00:57:01.409
she was right. I never fact -checked her. I just

00:57:01.409 --> 00:57:04.449
like, okay. For acne? You're saying for acne?

00:57:04.570 --> 00:57:06.909
Yes, it's blood sugar, insulin levels, hormonal

00:57:06.909 --> 00:57:08.349
balance. Could have been all those pops you were

00:57:08.349 --> 00:57:11.510
drinking. Dude, when I came home from school,

00:57:11.829 --> 00:57:13.929
the first thing I did was I went to the refrigerator

00:57:13.929 --> 00:57:17.469
and I pulled out a Coke and I stood there and

00:57:17.469 --> 00:57:19.469
drank the whole thing. I threw that can away

00:57:19.469 --> 00:57:21.250
and I grabbed a second one and then I would go

00:57:21.250 --> 00:57:29.659
watch Three's Company. Come and knock on our

00:57:29.659 --> 00:57:32.239
door. Come and knock on our door. We've been

00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:34.900
waiting for you. We've been waiting for you.

00:57:35.099 --> 00:57:38.420
No, seriously. So then I would proceed to drink

00:57:38.420 --> 00:57:40.320
another four of that every night. I wonder if

00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:42.059
that was part of your... I drank a six -pack

00:57:42.059 --> 00:57:44.039
every single night. Yeah, that was tough. It

00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:45.920
wasn't even throughout the day. You talk about

00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:50.969
high glycemic spike. How dumb. Yeah. And my mom

00:57:50.969 --> 00:57:52.809
never said a word. She was like, I want you to

00:57:52.809 --> 00:57:54.489
be happy. Well, your mom doesn't know any better.

00:57:54.489 --> 00:57:55.949
I love you, Paul. We didn't know any different

00:57:55.949 --> 00:57:58.409
back then. They don't teach you. They were teaching

00:57:58.409 --> 00:58:01.269
that grains were the most awesome thing and the

00:58:01.269 --> 00:58:05.150
pyramid table, the food pyramid was, and I say

00:58:05.150 --> 00:58:08.010
this a lot on the podcast, but it pisses me off.

00:58:08.449 --> 00:58:10.969
It pisses me off that we were lied to. Yeah.

00:58:11.010 --> 00:58:13.730
And we continue to be lied to. It really does,

00:58:13.889 --> 00:58:15.809
and there's no one that's ever going to be held

00:58:15.809 --> 00:58:17.449
accountable. But you know who's going to be held

00:58:17.449 --> 00:58:19.070
accountable for this fantastic drink we're making?

00:58:22.490 --> 00:58:25.510
That would be you. You picked it. I did. You

00:58:25.510 --> 00:58:30.690
were accountable. I did. So I went to the drawer

00:58:30.690 --> 00:58:33.530
and I was like, holy, look at that. I have not

00:58:33.530 --> 00:58:37.570
pulled out from Austin, Texas, nine -banded weeded

00:58:37.570 --> 00:58:39.469
bourbon. This is the single barrel version. This

00:58:39.469 --> 00:58:44.570
is actually the barrel number 46 set up for a

00:58:44.570 --> 00:58:48.519
total wine only. Are you guys done with yours?

00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:50.139
Are we allowed a second pour, or is that being

00:58:50.139 --> 00:58:52.760
reserved for the Infinity Bottle? How much do

00:58:52.760 --> 00:58:55.019
we have left in there? Let me see. Not a lot.

00:58:56.059 --> 00:59:00.079
That's Infinity Bottle. We could do an ounce.

00:59:00.139 --> 00:59:05.309
We don't need another ounce. Of old Williamsburg.

00:59:05.489 --> 00:59:07.329
It's too good to be put in an infinity bottle.

00:59:07.469 --> 00:59:09.090
I hate this podcast. All we want is an infinity

00:59:09.090 --> 00:59:12.289
bottle. This podcast sucks. Anyway, so it's a

00:59:12.289 --> 00:59:15.530
total wine version. It's the barrel number 46.

00:59:15.650 --> 00:59:19.730
It's the weeded bourbon single barrel, and it's

00:59:19.730 --> 00:59:23.170
109 proof. So this single barrel could be vastly

00:59:23.170 --> 00:59:25.269
different than if we bought another one today.

00:59:25.449 --> 00:59:28.849
Oh, for sure. So I got to tell you guys, tell

00:59:28.849 --> 00:59:33.320
our listeners out there. Is this MGP? I don't

00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:35.099
think so. I think they're stuff from Still Austin.

00:59:35.440 --> 00:59:37.360
Still Austin or Giant, maybe. Giant's another

00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:42.880
big sourcer here in Texas. Nine Bandit was probably

00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:47.199
one of our first love affairs with bourbons.

00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:49.920
It's a blend. It was mine, at least. Black Powder

00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:52.380
was. By the way, this is blended and bottled.

00:59:52.519 --> 00:59:55.070
Well, Black Powder wasn't. That was kind of the

00:59:55.070 --> 00:59:56.530
introduction, I think. Yeah, but I mean, this

00:59:56.530 --> 00:59:58.570
was kind of like the first thing I was kind of

00:59:58.570 --> 01:00:00.670
like, oh, this is the champagne. This is good.

01:00:00.769 --> 01:00:05.710
It's 45 % wheat, which is, you know, for us,

01:00:05.710 --> 01:00:07.269
it was kind of like, oh, this is good. And it's

01:00:07.269 --> 01:00:09.190
still good. It's just different. I don't think

01:00:09.190 --> 01:00:11.269
it has as much flavor as some of the other stuff

01:00:11.269 --> 01:00:17.969
does. But it's made from, it's in Austin, Texas.

01:00:18.630 --> 01:00:24.429
And it's 45 % bourbon, 51%. Corn, and then the

01:00:24.429 --> 01:00:28.590
remainder is barley. So it's distilled in Lawrenceburg,

01:00:28.809 --> 01:00:32.949
Indiana. It's MGP. Oh, it is MGP. And it is blended

01:00:32.949 --> 01:00:36.510
and bottled by Nine Bandit in Austin. So it's

01:00:36.510 --> 01:00:40.130
a blend of, I'm assuming, MGP. I wonder if they're

01:00:40.130 --> 01:00:42.730
ever going to distill their own stuff. I don't

01:00:42.730 --> 01:00:44.710
know. I don't even know if they're going to make

01:00:44.710 --> 01:00:47.449
it. I mean, their stuff has kind of become stagnant.

01:00:48.849 --> 01:00:52.170
I think that they have... I'd like to find out

01:00:52.170 --> 01:00:53.530
if there are other bottles. I don't even know

01:00:53.530 --> 01:00:56.090
how old that bottle is. Maybe they have already.

01:00:56.289 --> 01:00:58.250
I don't know. That's a good question. So they

01:00:58.250 --> 01:01:01.329
get this stuff from MPP, they blend it, and then

01:01:01.329 --> 01:01:04.389
they do age it for a time in the hill country.

01:01:05.570 --> 01:01:07.389
It'd be nice if they... At least three years.

01:01:07.630 --> 01:01:09.469
It'd be nice if they get off their asses and

01:01:09.469 --> 01:01:11.369
get on the podcast. They keep telling us that

01:01:11.369 --> 01:01:12.989
they're going to come out here and walk us through

01:01:12.989 --> 01:01:16.250
this process. Who, Nine Bandit? Yeah. Very nice.

01:01:16.389 --> 01:01:18.429
Well, there is no turbidity to this, so that's

01:01:18.429 --> 01:01:22.369
good. Turbidity? Turbidity, yes. What does that

01:01:22.369 --> 01:01:24.730
mean? I don't even know what that means. It's

01:01:24.730 --> 01:01:27.550
no turbidity. I don't know. I've seen the word

01:01:27.550 --> 01:01:28.650
before. I don't know what it means. Well, it

01:01:28.650 --> 01:01:31.349
has to do with like solids in the water. Yeah.

01:01:31.489 --> 01:01:34.090
Is it chunkiness? It's the clearness of the water.

01:01:34.309 --> 01:01:37.469
Yeah. No, we want floaties because that means

01:01:37.469 --> 01:01:39.630
it's unfiltered. That'd be the cowboy, right?

01:01:39.769 --> 01:01:42.190
Yeah. It's unfiltered. You have a twig in that?

01:01:42.389 --> 01:01:45.530
Raw. Yes. Gets a little fiber with your bourbon.

01:01:45.710 --> 01:01:47.590
All right, so what do we... I mean, I already

01:01:47.590 --> 01:01:49.110
drank mine. You guys won't let me have more.

01:01:49.210 --> 01:01:50.610
So what do you guys... Pour a little splash.

01:01:50.690 --> 01:01:54.309
I'm done. No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. All

01:01:54.309 --> 01:01:56.769
right, so nine -banded bourbon, specifically

01:01:56.769 --> 01:01:58.670
the single -barrel selection, is known for its

01:01:58.670 --> 01:02:02.670
golden honey color, rich, round mouthfeel. Tasting

01:02:02.670 --> 01:02:05.670
notes include grassy and herbal aromas with a

01:02:05.670 --> 01:02:08.440
touch of butterscotch. The palate... Offers smoky

01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:12.139
cherry, creme brulee, honeycomb flavors, culminating

01:02:12.139 --> 01:02:15.199
in a lingering velvety finish. Velvet. Additionally,

01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:19.340
some reviewers note hints of vanilla cornflakes

01:02:19.340 --> 01:02:25.840
and sweet cream. The finish. This is tasty. I

01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:29.119
don't think I like it as much as when we first

01:02:29.119 --> 01:02:31.760
got it because we've had so many other outstanding

01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:36.239
ones. I would call this slightly above average.

01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:39.059
Yeah, I was going to give this like a 6, 5 .5

01:02:39.059 --> 01:02:41.860
to a 6. I would agree with that. It's good, drinkable,

01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:45.039
but it goes away really fast for me. The finish

01:02:45.039 --> 01:02:48.539
is not quite there. It's usually under $50, too,

01:02:48.639 --> 01:02:50.980
so keep that in mind. Yeah, good point. This

01:02:50.980 --> 01:02:54.960
one's under $50? But it's $109, $110, so there's

01:02:54.960 --> 01:02:57.139
quite a few things out there that we like in

01:02:57.139 --> 01:03:00.519
that range, right? I think Rare Breed's close

01:03:00.519 --> 01:03:04.000
to that. There's a few others that are in there.

01:03:04.139 --> 01:03:07.079
I think I like Early Times better than this,

01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:09.960
and that's at 100. Right. You like Early Times

01:03:09.960 --> 01:03:13.360
better than this? I think so. It's been a while

01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:14.679
since I had Early Times, so we'll need to have

01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:16.559
that again, too. I'm going to give it a six as

01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:19.619
well. I want to be different, but I'm with you.

01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:23.960
I'm going to give this a six. The Nine Bandit

01:03:23.960 --> 01:03:26.690
is good. So they had the white. bottle the white

01:03:26.690 --> 01:03:29.050
brand label that was on there then they had the

01:03:29.050 --> 01:03:31.409
black label uh the white label they changed the

01:03:31.409 --> 01:03:35.489
um uh the mash bill the mash bill or not the

01:03:35.489 --> 01:03:37.489
mash bill but the blend i guess yeah whatever

01:03:37.489 --> 01:03:39.309
it was that they changed it up and it tasted

01:03:39.309 --> 01:03:42.610
better but it still was just in the the black

01:03:42.610 --> 01:03:46.030
but they also come up with a another gold bottle

01:03:46.030 --> 01:03:48.789
this one is a single barrel but they have a cask

01:03:48.789 --> 01:03:52.170
strength one correct that's 120 yeah it's close

01:03:52.170 --> 01:03:56.030
to that one is fantastical yeah Yeah, there is

01:03:56.030 --> 01:03:58.289
right there. Something like that, yeah. But there's

01:03:58.289 --> 01:04:00.369
a couple great ones out there, but not this one.

01:04:00.449 --> 01:04:05.489
I agree. This is about a six. Nothing wrong with

01:04:05.489 --> 01:04:07.849
that. No, there's not really. Above average is

01:04:07.849 --> 01:04:09.409
what I would say. Yeah, if you want a decent

01:04:09.409 --> 01:04:12.469
bottle for the $40, $50 range. Yeah. Are you

01:04:12.469 --> 01:04:14.809
sure? I thought this was like $55, $60. Well,

01:04:14.909 --> 01:04:18.030
he's the one who said $50. I don't know. I don't

01:04:18.030 --> 01:04:23.739
know. It may be. Yeah, it may be. $51. 81. 51.

01:04:24.019 --> 01:04:27.119
Oh, 51. Oh, you were speaking Cajun. Yeah, 51.

01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:32.380
Oh, okay. I see. Right. Did you rate it, Paul?

01:04:32.840 --> 01:04:35.519
Yeah, I gave it a 6 .1. Did you really? I did.

01:04:35.619 --> 01:04:37.320
Oh. So almost six years all around. Trying to

01:04:37.320 --> 01:04:39.280
prices ride us? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you went over,

01:04:39.380 --> 01:04:42.659
so you lose. You guys, oh, I overbid? You overbid.

01:04:42.739 --> 01:04:47.420
Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Anything fun? Funny? So

01:04:47.420 --> 01:04:51.579
good. It's, you can't go wrong with it. Can't

01:04:51.579 --> 01:04:53.690
go wrong. Eh, it's good to have in the collection.

01:04:53.789 --> 01:04:55.250
I think we're going to dump this into our infinity

01:04:55.250 --> 01:04:56.809
bottle. For those listeners out there that don't

01:04:56.809 --> 01:04:58.949
know, we have an infinity bottle that's got freaking

01:04:58.949 --> 01:05:02.110
a ton of bottles in there. Ton of bottles. If

01:05:02.110 --> 01:05:03.650
you get an opportunity to come on the podcast

01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:07.090
or visit the studio here in Frisco, Texas, you

01:05:07.090 --> 01:05:09.309
can check it out. It's a gallon, and it's almost

01:05:09.309 --> 01:05:11.710
full, but when it gets to a certain point, we

01:05:11.710 --> 01:05:15.349
usually divvy up around. So I think we have a

01:05:15.349 --> 01:05:19.480
50 to 52. I know we lost track of, I know you're

01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:20.480
writing them down. No, I'm writing them down,

01:05:20.559 --> 01:05:24.900
but we have, I think, closer to 60, 62. Wow.

01:05:25.699 --> 01:05:28.119
Well, before we get to the end, I want to kind

01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:32.119
of cover Gene Hackman and what he kind of went

01:05:32.119 --> 01:05:34.420
through there at the end of his life. Yeah, what

01:05:34.420 --> 01:05:38.380
a mess. I read today that he has just now been

01:05:38.380 --> 01:05:40.659
buried. He died back in February or something

01:05:40.659 --> 01:05:42.559
like that, didn't he? Yeah. Him and his wife.

01:05:43.320 --> 01:05:45.880
Horrible, tragic thing, end of life that he went

01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:48.800
through. His wife died of hantavirus, of all

01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:52.579
things. And then he had dementia slash Alzheimer's,

01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:56.159
and I think he basically forgot to eat. He went

01:05:56.159 --> 01:05:58.099
on for another week, they thought. Yeah, and

01:05:58.099 --> 01:06:00.019
they looked, and I was like, yeah, there was

01:06:00.019 --> 01:06:04.460
nothing in his system. No food, anything. So,

01:06:04.460 --> 01:06:08.619
yeah, I guess his dementia was so advanced that

01:06:08.619 --> 01:06:12.000
he didn't even recognize that his wife was on

01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:15.670
the ground or on the floor. He didn't eat. He

01:06:15.670 --> 01:06:17.590
couldn't cook. He just kind of stumbled around

01:06:17.590 --> 01:06:20.369
and I guess went to bed. Well, he was on the

01:06:20.369 --> 01:06:23.409
floor, I thought. And he just finally just died

01:06:23.409 --> 01:06:26.610
of old age, I think. Wow. Yeah, that's not a

01:06:26.610 --> 01:06:28.989
dignified way to go. Well, anyway, they finally

01:06:28.989 --> 01:06:32.150
did the autopsy and all that stuff. And I guess

01:06:32.150 --> 01:06:36.050
he was estranged from his kids. He did claim

01:06:36.050 --> 01:06:38.289
the body and all this stuff. Well, they just

01:06:38.289 --> 01:06:42.590
buried him and his wife in New Mexico in an unmarked

01:06:42.590 --> 01:06:48.650
grave. Wow. And his kids did it. His kids had

01:06:48.650 --> 01:06:52.190
a ceremony. So I don't know what the motivation

01:06:52.190 --> 01:06:55.570
is because they were cut out of the will. So

01:06:55.570 --> 01:06:57.610
I don't know if they're a little butthurt around

01:06:57.610 --> 01:07:01.230
that. Oh, you had to be. He had an $80 million

01:07:01.230 --> 01:07:07.690
estate. So the fact that they're cut out, I don't

01:07:07.690 --> 01:07:09.489
know what relationship he had with his kids.

01:07:10.199 --> 01:07:12.340
You know, hopefully you would think at the end

01:07:12.340 --> 01:07:14.139
there, you're like, all right, this is dad. Let's

01:07:14.139 --> 01:07:16.219
at least give him a tombstone at least, right?

01:07:16.500 --> 01:07:18.619
Yeah, but they might have been. I wonder if it

01:07:18.619 --> 01:07:21.980
started with the wife. That's the second or third

01:07:21.980 --> 01:07:23.880
wife, I think, yeah. Yeah. They've been married,

01:07:23.920 --> 01:07:27.320
though, for quite a while. Yeah. They were married

01:07:27.320 --> 01:07:29.460
for 30 years almost, I think. Which means they

01:07:29.460 --> 01:07:31.420
could have been estranged for all that time.

01:07:31.539 --> 01:07:34.420
Could have been. Yeah, they got into a fight

01:07:34.420 --> 01:07:36.400
and they didn't talk for years and years and

01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:38.900
years. Yeah, I mean, if you think about the actors,

01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:41.159
when they got to spend months and months and

01:07:41.159 --> 01:07:43.840
months on a set, living in the trailer, you know,

01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:45.300
they're not seeing their kids. I mean, they might

01:07:45.300 --> 01:07:46.659
talk to them on the phone or whatever. Yeah,

01:07:46.659 --> 01:07:48.480
they're secondary. Yeah, they become secondary

01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:52.380
to the craft a little bit. That's true. It leads

01:07:52.380 --> 01:07:56.179
to all kinds of divorce. Hard feelings. Oh, for

01:07:56.179 --> 01:07:58.800
sure. He could have been an absent dad. I don't

01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:01.559
know. I'm not assuming anything, but there are

01:08:01.559 --> 01:08:04.679
some troubles there. But the fact that, you know,

01:08:04.699 --> 01:08:07.159
it's just sad when you see someone like that

01:08:07.159 --> 01:08:10.980
or just anybody who is just unmarked. Yeah, put

01:08:10.980 --> 01:08:14.760
that aside. Put the pettiness aside and give

01:08:14.760 --> 01:08:17.060
them a dignified. I mean, get a small flat one

01:08:17.060 --> 01:08:18.460
if you don't want to do anything else. Right.

01:08:18.560 --> 01:08:20.239
You know, not a big one or anything, just a small

01:08:20.239 --> 01:08:23.250
one. If you're burying them. At least give him

01:08:23.250 --> 01:08:26.630
that. That is total bitterness to not even put

01:08:26.630 --> 01:08:29.189
his name on there. Unmarked. And keep in mind,

01:08:29.229 --> 01:08:31.909
he's a beloved actor. So was that in his will

01:08:31.909 --> 01:08:33.670
to have it unmarked, or his kids did that? His

01:08:33.670 --> 01:08:37.630
kids did that, apparently. Wow. At least the

01:08:37.630 --> 01:08:38.989
article I read didn't say anything about the

01:08:38.989 --> 01:08:41.090
will. It just said, yeah, his kids were at this

01:08:41.090 --> 01:08:45.050
small ceremony, and it was an unmarked grave

01:08:45.050 --> 01:08:49.479
next to his wife. I hope that changes. So Gene

01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:51.159
Hackman's estrangement from his children was

01:08:51.159 --> 01:08:52.880
primarily attributed to his career commitments

01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:55.119
like you guys just shared, particularly his frequent

01:08:55.119 --> 01:08:58.020
lengthy absences from home due to acting roles.

01:08:58.180 --> 01:09:00.359
He acknowledged feeling disconnected from his

01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:02.079
children, especially during the formative years,

01:09:02.260 --> 01:09:04.779
and recognized that his focus on career had taken

01:09:04.779 --> 01:09:07.420
a toll on the relationship. While he attempted,

01:09:07.659 --> 01:09:11.720
he did attempt to mend the relationships with

01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:14.920
his second wife, it seemed the damage was too

01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:20.100
bad. Right. That's a sad story, man. It is sad.

01:09:20.260 --> 01:09:23.239
And, you know, you can imagine when you're making

01:09:23.239 --> 01:09:27.460
a lot of money and you're a movie star and you're

01:09:27.460 --> 01:09:30.319
able to bang anybody you want, essentially. Wow.

01:09:30.439 --> 01:09:33.039
You know, I mean, dude, come on. I mean, you're

01:09:33.039 --> 01:09:35.720
married. It's just like your kids look at you

01:09:35.720 --> 01:09:38.680
in a different light. Like, Dad, you're a douche.

01:09:38.739 --> 01:09:40.739
Right. You know, you're married. You're my dad.

01:09:40.859 --> 01:09:44.000
We had a family. And what the fuck? And you didn't

01:09:44.000 --> 01:09:47.069
care. Yeah. You threw it all away for your fame

01:09:47.069 --> 01:09:51.250
and fortune. Well, I guess in a sense, he kind

01:09:51.250 --> 01:09:54.069
of did it to himself. Yeah. You know? Yeah, and

01:09:54.069 --> 01:09:56.810
it doesn't matter. He's dead, so what does he

01:09:56.810 --> 01:09:58.350
give a shit if he doesn't unmark Grave or not?

01:09:58.750 --> 01:10:00.529
True. Well, even if he was still alive, he wouldn't

01:10:00.529 --> 01:10:02.609
give a fuck. He didn't know. He didn't know what

01:10:02.609 --> 01:10:03.890
was going on there at the end, and who knows

01:10:03.890 --> 01:10:06.010
how long he was like that. He could have been

01:10:06.010 --> 01:10:08.810
like that for a year, but she was taking care

01:10:08.810 --> 01:10:10.590
of him kind of a thing. And we don't even know

01:10:10.590 --> 01:10:12.829
that if he wanted to have an unmarked Grave.

01:10:13.289 --> 01:10:15.279
I mean. There's a will out there. There could

01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:19.140
be. I mean, maybe. Well, if it was in the will,

01:10:19.279 --> 01:10:21.619
then they would. I mean, usually you don't even

01:10:21.619 --> 01:10:24.439
have to specify that. It's like pretty much a

01:10:24.439 --> 01:10:28.300
default. But yeah, if he wanted a marked grave,

01:10:28.500 --> 01:10:30.380
like he's passionate about it, he would have

01:10:30.380 --> 01:10:33.079
said it in the will. So I don't know. I don't

01:10:33.079 --> 01:10:37.020
know. But again, he's dead. It is sad. And he's

01:10:37.020 --> 01:10:40.340
moved on. They have a picture of just a circle,

01:10:40.420 --> 01:10:44.010
a piece of dirt on the ground. Wow. Is it on

01:10:44.010 --> 01:10:47.029
their property? I don't know. I'm assuming it's

01:10:47.029 --> 01:10:49.850
on their ranch. He has a ranch in New Mexico.

01:10:50.149 --> 01:10:53.430
Yeah. Can you bury somebody on a ranch? Yeah.

01:10:54.090 --> 01:10:57.329
They have family cemeteries. Family plots? Absolutely.

01:10:57.970 --> 01:11:01.069
As a matter of fact, in Legacy East, you know

01:11:01.069 --> 01:11:02.949
where all that stuff is? And there's that cemetery

01:11:02.949 --> 01:11:05.170
right there? Right. In the middle of all of it?

01:11:05.369 --> 01:11:09.659
Yeah. That was a family cemetery. Yeah. You can

01:11:09.659 --> 01:11:13.260
poltergeist it. Build a house on it. You absolutely

01:11:13.260 --> 01:11:15.720
can. And you can build your house on a pet cemetery.

01:11:15.979 --> 01:11:17.880
They moved the gravestones and not the graves.

01:11:18.279 --> 01:11:20.560
No, seriously. So I think that's a common rural

01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:22.979
thing. I mean, generations, six generations of

01:11:22.979 --> 01:11:25.560
Texans that live on the same land, they create

01:11:25.560 --> 01:11:28.119
a family cemetery. Right. That's not atypical.

01:11:28.340 --> 01:11:32.239
That's what Yellowstone did. The TV show. There

01:11:32.239 --> 01:11:33.939
we go. It's got to be true. I know Donald Trump

01:11:33.939 --> 01:11:37.460
took advantage of graveyards, you know, burying

01:11:37.460 --> 01:11:40.239
his wife. golf course, then he was able to...

01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:41.619
There's a certain rule. What was it? New Jersey?

01:11:42.319 --> 01:11:44.319
Wherever the golf course is? Wherever the golf

01:11:44.319 --> 01:11:47.539
course is, they have a law that says that the

01:11:47.539 --> 01:11:51.180
graveyards don't pay taxes. So since he buried

01:11:51.180 --> 01:11:52.720
his wife there, he doesn't pay taxes on the golf

01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:54.979
course. Did he bury her on the 18th green or

01:11:54.979 --> 01:11:58.199
something like that? I don't know. Like on the

01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:00.260
18th hole, you can look down and see her? You

01:12:00.260 --> 01:12:04.840
put right over the graveyard. That's crazy. It

01:12:04.840 --> 01:12:07.149
is kind of dark. It's crazy. All right. First

01:12:07.149 --> 01:12:09.590
half of the Dudes Like Us podcast. It's May 6th.

01:12:09.590 --> 01:12:11.810
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