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Second half. We did have a second half primer

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of one of our top shelf. Top shelf. Top shelf.

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If not the top shelf. Could be. The coconut bourbon

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itself. It could be. I think it may have been

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in the impossible realm. We'll never get it again.

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Chuck makes a good point. We will never get it

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again. Now, is it readily available? Yes. Will

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we get it again? No. So it does make it impossible.

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It is readily available. I need to scan this

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one. I need to scan the other ones we've had,

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too. All right. Well, we're not talking about

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the second half bourbon yet. No, we're not. But

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here we are, second half. It is the second half.

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It is, what is it? It's April 22. Yeah, so we

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just, this second half is April 22, and it passed

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April 20. And, you know, I didn't hear a whole

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lot of buzz about April 20. You know, a bunch

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of people like to smoke marijuana. Oh, it wasn't

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Easter. Oh, yeah. I don't think it matters to

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them. Yeah. Ah, whatever. It doesn't affect me

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whatsoever. I think it does temper it somewhat.

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A little bit. A little bit? Yeah, maybe a little.

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People are focused on the resurrection of Jesus

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Christ, you know, and they're like, they don't

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have time for marijuana on that day. Maybe. I

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don't know. I don't know. Sunday fun day. Sunday

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fun day. And for you, it was Sunday fun day.

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Well, not. Well, I did go over to Sean's. Yeah,

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he came over to my house. I was talking about

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the... We had a little Easter shindig. I'll tell

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you what. Tara, my wife, always goes above and

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beyond. I mean, this time... She does. She's

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the ultimate host. She made... It wasn't a traditional

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Easter feast, you know? Ham, chicken, turkey,

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whatever. Barbecue. Barbecue, brisket, you know?

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You know what she made this year? It was cold

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cuts. Sandwiches. Oh, that's right. She had a

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sandwich bar. It was a smorgasbord of sandwiches,

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breads, meats, cheeses. So you had like tons

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of different meats? Did you have like mortadella?

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I don't know what that is. You probably didn't.

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You didn't even know it. So did you have roast

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beef? I had a little prosciutto. Yeah, it was

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fun. It was fun. We had a small gathering. Did

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you have head cheese? We had a bunch different.

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They didn't have little name tags on the cheese.

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Yeah, we did have some of that. It was fun. Is

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this an opportunity for you to throw out every

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weird fish? Not fish. Cheese, meat. It's got

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to sound Italian. So we had a great dinner. Afterwards,

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we did Pictionary. Oh, that's fun. Chuck left

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right before Pictionary. Did you do men versus

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women? We attempted to, but there was more, I

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think, men than women, so we had to have my father

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-in -law go over to the other side. Oscar Rene,

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he went over to the other side. Because you and

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I are undefeated. Yeah, we ripped them up. The

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guys are, it's just, it was... Did you really?

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Oh, it was embarrassing, you know? All right,

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well, we haven't introduced ourselves. Well,

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it is the second half of the podcast, and Lord,

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I think the halftime break that we took with

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the little extra shot really did the thing. We

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had a little sugar boost as well. Is that what's

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going on? It actually may be the cake. I think

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you're right. Something's going on. I got a head

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rush going on right now. It's April 22nd. Thank

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you, Chuck, our producer. Yes. Gladly. The latest

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and greatest. So anyways, dudes, I got some Sean.

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I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. We have a jam -packed

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list of topics to talk about. Yes. We're running

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hot. We're not talking about Hitler. We're not

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talking about any of this other weird shit. We're

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staying. We're going to have to get it out in

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15 minutes because we're all going to crash in

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20. Is that what it is? Yes. That sugar. Yeah.

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What was that? Tips treat or what was that? It

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was nothing but cakes. Nothing but cakes. Yeah.

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Well, we just ate a pound of cake each. Whenever

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we do go to video, it's going to be like our

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heads are going to be on the table. Microphones

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are going to be knocked over and just get silent.

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Whose birthday was it? Brandon. Oh, it's Steven.

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Happy birthday, Steven. Yes, happy birthday to

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Steven. And he is 23. Good Lord. Unbelievable.

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Same age as Dawson and Preston. That's right.

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That's right. Exciting times. We've got certain

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playoffs going on. I think, did the Mavs start?

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The Mavs, I give them credit for, despite the

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absolutely horrific trade. That they did. They

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sucked. And then, what's his name? Anthony Davis

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went down right after that. Kyrie Irving went

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down. Blew out his knee. He's not coming back

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until next January. Right. So, they still had

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a shot, and they did the play -in? No. Yes, they

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did the play -in. They had to beat Sacramento

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to get to the play -in. And it was a one -game

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playoff? And they beat Sacramento. Yes, it was

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the one play -in to get to the last playoff spot.

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They had to beat Memphis. Okay. And they got

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blown out. And they got blown out. And that was

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also a one -game deal. That was a one -game deal.

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I like that they do that, though. It gives the

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9th and 10th seed a chance to get into the playoffs,

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which is always kind of cool. It creates that

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Cinderella feeling that you have about the NCAA.

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Yeah, but then, well, the Mavs were below .500.

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Yeah, okay. They shouldn't even have been. Exactly.

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And I don't know. I mean, what the fuck? Really?

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Below .500? Yes. Okay, that's dumb. Yeah. And

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the Memphis, I don't know what they were, but

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they had to go and play Oklahoma, who's the number

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one seed. Yeah, and they're going to get destroyed.

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They got the first game, they got beat 130 to

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80. That's what Dawson told me. It was ridiculous.

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A 50 -point win in the playoffs. Yes. That is

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not good for the league. No, because you're the

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lowest seed. And, you know, I understand why

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they do that. You know, you won your first top

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seed. You should get some kind of benefit from

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that. Yeah, you want to play hard during the

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season. Right. It shouldn't matter. Your seating

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in the playoffs should matter. So I agree with

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it. Again, I don't know what Memphis is. What

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does it say up here? Memphis, 48 -34. I have

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never been more disconnected from the NBA. Look

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at that. The Mavericks are in last place. I won't

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either, dude. I shouldn't say Mavericks. 39 -43.

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Yeah, you know, the thing about the NBA, though,

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is because they all play each other, a lot of

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times one of the conferences is going to be a

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lot weaker than the other one. The Western Conference

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has always been, like, the dominant. Yes, it

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has been. And they'd have, like, 10 teams that

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were really good and only eight made the playoffs,

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and then the East would be weak as hell. Yes.

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And they only have, like, four teams above 500

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in the entire East, right? Has it shifted? I

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don't know. I think they just expanded the playoffs.

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There seems to be more parity now. A little bit.

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I mean, Oklahoma City Thunder, they're at 68

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-14. Yeah, but what about the East? It's one

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of the best at all times. Oh, yeah. Look at the

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East. The East is pretty strong. Celtics are

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strong. You have three, four strong teams. So

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the Mavericks would be in the same position in

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the East. They would be. So is it parity right

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now? That's good. That's good. It's not too bad.

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Well, I don't know. I mean, Mavericks fans, I

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think, are shattered. They should be. because

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Luka is gone, and that was the worst, the worst

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decision from a GM. I'm amazed the dude still

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has a job, quite honestly. I wonder what his

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over -under is on, if he'll make it through the

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summer before the draft. So apparently the people

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who own it is a family that really doesn't know

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basketball. They just bought it for the investment.

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Correct. The Adelmans? Yeah. So it's not like

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a Mark Cuban scenario, right, where the freaking

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owner's on the bench. Right. Right? So maybe

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they're giving him some leeway because they don't

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really kind of know what's going on. Well, they

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should know now. I guarantee they're getting

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some feedback. They should be concerned about

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their GM. Yeah, the feedback. Like when we were

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watching the Stars game last night, the guy had

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a Fire Nico t -shirt behind the bench. Behind

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the bench. Behind the Stars bench at the hockey

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game. The sad thing is I guarantee he's gotten

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death threats. Oh, yeah, he has. Crazy, right?

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Who hasn't? Right. That's a good point. That's

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a really good point. Anyway, about the Stars.

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Are doing a little bit better. Well, they struggled.

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They lost nine straight. They lost eight to finish

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the season. Did they really? Yes. They kind of

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backed into the playoffs. And then they lost

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their first playoff game. And then they finally

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won one last night in overtime. Yeah. Okay. And

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what seed are they? They were one or two, weren't

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they? I'm trying to find the playoffs. I think

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they were first or second. They're second. Even

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after a nine -game skid. Second in their division,

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right? In that division. And Colorado's third.

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So they do have home ice, right? But they blew

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the first game bad. Wow. And then came back in

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the second. They do have a couple of key injuries.

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Rebo has been out, and Heskinen has been out

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for a long time, since January, I think. And

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he's like their best defenseman. He's one of

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the best in the league. Right. So they're kind

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of struggling a little bit with injuries. Not

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that Colorado doesn't have their own. Like, Landeskog's

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been out for years, and he's supposed to be coming

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back during the series, and Robo may come back

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later this year. So this series could change

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in a hurry. It could, yeah. All right, so when's

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their next game? Tomorrow. Tomorrow? I think

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Winnipeg's going to end up winning this whole

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thing. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I don't know enough about

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any of these teams to have an opinion. Well,

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you know what happened was they put them on victory

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plus. Yep. Online. Are you kidding? I can't even

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get the game? You can't get the game. Well, you

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can get it if you get Victory Plus. Oh, come

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on. You can watch on that. And it's free, right?

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Oh, it is free. And they may, this says they're

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simulcasting on ESPN. But the first round is

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all going to be on Victory Plus, for sure. And

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the regular season was all on Victory Plus. But

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it's free. It wasn't on Bally. It wasn't on Fox

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Sports Southwestern. It's free. You just sign

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up for it. Yeah, I guess it was free. And you

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just stream it. You stream it. They have crappy

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commercials. Really awkward breaks, but they

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have the same team. They have Razor and all the

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guys, you know, Savvy, all the guys you're used

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to listening to for the Stars game. It's just

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on a different – they went away from Bally Southwest

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for some reason. I don't know. They had some

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kind of contract dispute, and they said, well,

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we'll just do this thing. Well, there was a huge

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– that was with baseball as well. Yeah. Bally's

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had a huge, I don't know, collapse or lawsuit

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or something. where they had to, all the baseball

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got out of it, I guess the hockey, too. So now

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the baseball, because they locked down viewership,

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basically, on Bally's network. Oh, boy. So no

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one was able to watch any. Unless you had ballys,

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you weren't able to watch anything. That's a

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really smart strategy for the league, don't you

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think? To limit your exposure? Yeah, to bolster

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viewership. Let's make it impossible to watch

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the game. Something happened last year that broke

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that whole thing apart, and the hope is that

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you'll be able to watch a lot more Rangers games,

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and now Victory Plus. You said it's free, though?

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It is. That's at least smarter. Interesting.

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Who did you say was going to win it, Jeff? Winnipeg,

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I bet. Winnipeg Jets? Sure. I don't know either.

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The Winnipeg, I don't know. I don't know what

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they are. I will say this. So, NHL, I could watch

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any playoff game and find it entertaining. Hockey

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is an exciting sport to watch, especially in

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the playoffs. Yeah, they get intense. Yeah, they

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get super intense. Especially because it's the

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kind of game where it can be, you know, three

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to two, and there's ten seconds left. You know

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what I mean? There's a flurry right in front.

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And there's a flurry right in front of the goal,

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and it hits the post, and it rebounds off the

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post. I mean, it's just so cool. I do miss watching

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hockey. I'm going to try to watch it tomorrow

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night. The thing that I appreciate, and I haven't

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watched a lot, so maybe I'm incorrect on this,

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but the one thing that drives me nuts with basketball

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is the last two minutes seems to take. Fuck an

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hour. Oh, yeah, because they have a million timeouts.

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Yeah, they save them all in all the commercials

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and the timeouts. Yeah, the fouling. I'm just

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like, come on. Get on with the game. And it seems

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like that's a sport where the officials can affect

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the outcome so much more than hockey. I know

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they can make a bad call in hockey where somebody

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goes. Or ignore a call. It creates a power play.

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They did at the end of the game last night, but

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go ahead. Yeah, well, I'm just saying. It seems

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less likely. I can't stand it. When the game

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should be pretty much done, and then they call

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some bullshit call, and they send them to the

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free throw line. You know what I mean? Yep. And

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they affect the outcome. And one thing I can

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appreciate with, I have a hard time sitting down

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watching soccer, but the good thing about that

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sport, there's no timeouts. The clock runs nonstop.

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Yeah, but you never really know how much time

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is on there. Well, because when these guys flop,

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the refs keep track of some of this time. They

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say, okay, we're in bonus time. It's usually

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not more than 10 minutes, though. It's typically

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around there, right? So you know you're in for

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90 minutes -ish, and you're done. No commercials.

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One half. Boom, you're done. One half time. That's

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really kind of short. They don't have to mow

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the grass. So you guys know how I have season

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tickets to the FC Texoma, right? Because my son

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works for the team. So we got like a crazy deal

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on the season tickets. Anyway, so we've gone

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to several games now. I have been to a professional

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soccer game before, but this is the most I have

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gone to games. And you know that it's going to

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get into 91, 92, 93 minutes. But it would actually

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be really cool to know exactly how much time

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is left. You know what I'm saying? And you can

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tell that they know it's getting close. They

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start getting tense and they start taking more

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shots and they try to make something happen.

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Don't they usually put like plus six on the scoreboard

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or something like that? The timer's off, but

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they get to call it kind of when they feel like

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six minutes is up. Yeah, maybe. I don't think

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it's a hard six. It's not a hard six, yeah. Anyway,

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but it is slow. I really think they should firm

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that up a little bit. Yeah, they should. It's

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because they can make this shit up as they go.

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Kind of. They do. And I'll tell you what. And

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they do. The whole flopping around thing. Oh,

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it's ridiculous. I mean, Shelly, even Shelly,

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Shelly's kind of like, she's like, oh my God,

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get up! Get up! Because they're scrolling, you

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know, they're rolling around just being ridiculous.

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Grabbing their shin. Yes. And they just, they

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act like they've been shot in the back with a

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shotgun. And then no one really, they get up

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and start playing again. Yep. Sprinting. They're

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like, well, I thought you were hurt. It's so

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dumb. It's so dumb. And I know it's at every

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level they do this. But it really is nauseating.

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Yeah, it is. It's fun to play. I remember my

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dad took me to watch, well, way back then, you

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didn't have ESPN and stuff like that. I played

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soccer for a decade. So he's like, I'm going

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to buy, I think it was like World Cup, but it

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was on film. And we went into some big arena

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with a bunch of people, and we sat there and

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watched a screen of the World Cup games. That

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would have been fun. But when I was 11. I was

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sitting there going, this is the most boring

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thing ever. I love playing it because you're

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running. You're nonstop. Oh, dude, it's a lot

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of running. But sitting there just watching it,

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I was like, I can't. We watched maybe a half.

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I was like, I'm out. I can't do this, Dad. Yeah,

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and he was pissed. He was like, and we left.

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He didn't make you stay? No. How did you have

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that kind of clout to tell your dad we're leaving?

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I think he saw that I was miserable. I was just

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like. You start crying. Dad, I can't do this

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anymore. I can't stand it. I don't think he was

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really adjoined either, is the thing. He was

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probably pissed that it was boring, too. Yeah,

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he probably was like, damn it, he's right. Yeah.

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But I have to show some kind of aggression here.

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I spent a fortune to watch it on a screen. I

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have no idea what you caused. Have you taken

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your kids to, like, you know, to... live sporting

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event now and they're just looking at their phone.

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Why did I pay $50 for a seed or $100 for a seed

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or whatever? I took them to the playoff a couple

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years ago for the Stars Blues. It was a great

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game. They went to overtime and they're sitting

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there right in front of me just looking at stuff

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on their phone. In my situation, if I'm taking

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them to some sort of game, I know they're into

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it. You know what I mean? I know they want to

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be there. Brody is not my sports kid. Brody was

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like, You know, Dad, you never have taken me

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to a Mavs game or whatever. And I go, son, you

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don't watch sports. Right. Like, Dawson and I

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are watching the Stars together. Like, come watch

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it with us. It's fun to watch. Well, it's boring.

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Right. Well, he doesn't say that, but he's just

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like, oh, okay. I'm like, well, I'm not going

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to spend $100 on a ticket that's a cheap ticket.

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Right. And you just look at your phone. I mean,

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what the hell, man? What if it was a skateboarding

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thing? Yeah. I would take him to it. If he told

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me, hey, Dad, I want to go to this expensive

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blah, blah, blah, I'd take him. Right. Because

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I know he's into it. Right. Maybe we ought to

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all try to go to a car show. I like car shows.

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He wanted me to go on a Saturday morning. I was

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all ready to do yard work. And he and Nick were

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like, we're going to a show. And Jared, we're

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going to a car show. Dad, you want to come with

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me? And I was like, ugh. And I looked at Shelly.

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She was like, you're going. She gave me that

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look. He's asked you to go somewhere. You're

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going. I was like, yeah, son, I'll go to a car

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meet. Sure. It was cool. I mean, I don't know

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what all the fuck the cars are, but they're all

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cool. They're amazing. Yeah. I got to tell you,

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I have no desire to go to a car show. However.

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These are car meets. I think there's a difference.

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I don't know. I like the car shows as well. I

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don't have a desire, but I still will. I know

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it's kind of a. double flexing here but it's

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i don't really want to go but i really should

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go because there is a lot of cool things there

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and i know once i'm there i'll i'll start digging

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in i'll be like oh this is really cool so so

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let me ask when you say car show is it a like

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the big dallas car show so like you're you're

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like in an arena yes down in the convention center

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okay So, yeah, that's different. I would do that,

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too. Yeah, the Dallas Car Show, I think, just

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happened in March. Yeah, you're talking, like,

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at the local corner where they have, like, a

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bunch of cars driving in circles. Hey, how you

00:18:19.750 --> 00:18:22.109
doing, Bob? I'm doing okay. How you doing, Frankie?

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Like all the Miata. Nice Chevy 57. Would you

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pick that up? I fixed that up about two years

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ago. But I'd never met any of those type of people.

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But, no, the one I went to was, you know, and

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I guess they have different ones. Was it the

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Miatas? No, I mean, this one was. All the sports

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cars you could think of, right? So there weren't

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trucks, and there weren't motorcycles, and there

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weren't, you know, old cars. Sort of Aston Martin?

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This was, I mean, yeah. I mean, they were that

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kind of shit. Porsches and Lamborghinis. Yeah,

00:18:51.059 --> 00:18:53.099
we're talking million -dollar cars. Bugatti.

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Two million -dollar cars. Yeah, the Bugattis

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get expensive. It was insane, like, this shit.

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And then, you know, of course, it was testosterone.

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Oh, yeah. I'd like to go and try that out. We'd

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carry a, you know. A little satchel? A little

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satchel. Isn't that flask? Get drunk? You mean

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like the coffee and car, Sunday morning coffee

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and car thing? Coffee? Yeah. Like the car meat,

00:19:16.779 --> 00:19:18.319
right? Yeah, it's the car meat. Yeah. Exactly.

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Yeah. That's what these were. In some parking

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lot. Yeah, and it's funny because they don't

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last very long. They're like from 8 .30 to 10

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.30 or 8 .30 to 11 .30. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

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so when the cars start to wind down, right, when

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people start heading out, everybody knows that

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they're going to. go out to the feeder road of

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the highway. It was right north of 121, right?

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And they were going to go, and they're going

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to take off. So all the people walk over to,

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and they line the road waiting for each car to

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pull out and be wowed. Pull their pants down.

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Yeah, they do that in downtown McKinney. They

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have a lot of those car meets down there. Yeah,

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oh, they have car meets every weekend. Yeah,

00:19:54.829 --> 00:19:55.990
they do all the time. They have them in downtown

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Frisco as well. Yeah, all the time. And my son

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goes all the time. He loves cars. You know what?

00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:05.559
That's cool. You know what? I wish I liked cars

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more. I never got that fever. I have no desire.

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I had to work on cars in the past, so I do know

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some things about cars, fixing them. Did you

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ever want to soup up your car, though? Oh, I

00:20:21.099 --> 00:20:23.980
do. Put this on it and that on it. I want to

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get me an old car when I retire and just tinker

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and fix it. Fix it up like an old Mustang or

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an old... Smoking the bandit Trans Am. And put

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ground effects on it. Old Mopar. And fog lights.

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No, I'm thinking I want to get one of those.

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And what do you call the thing on the back? Spoiler.

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Spoiler. A fin. A fin. You're going to put that

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on your old Mustang? No. No. Well, I'll tell

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you, the car show in Dallas, I took the boys

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to that several years in a row. And it's fun

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because you get to sit in cars you don't typically

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get to sit in. Oh, sure. I remember I sat down

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in a Porsche. you know, high dollar Porsche.

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And I was like, my knees, my seat was all the

00:21:03.109 --> 00:21:05.329
way back. I was like, this is the most uncomfortable

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thing. I close the door and I was all crammed

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in there. I was like, there's no way I would

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buy this. You know, this is incredibly uncomfortable.

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But I remember, uh, I think it was, uh, Brandon

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was with me on this one or maybe it was Steve.

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I can't remember, but they have a, like a, a

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vendor fair as part of it. right okay so you

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go over there and you'll see the chamois and

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you have the knife guy and a bunch of car vendors

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as well a million like booths and selling their

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stuff well we went to one we walked we're just

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walking around and the guy came up he goes hey

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come here It was a audio. Why are all these guys

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the same? Hey, come here. Hey, you want to buy

00:21:42.789 --> 00:21:44.730
an S? What are you doing here? What's going on?

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They got an eight bowl. Okay, sorry. Keep it.

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What? I don't know. Try to ignore that, Sean.

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Is he selling billiard balls? Yes. Yeah, try

00:21:51.529 --> 00:21:55.789
to ignore that. And it was a car stereo place.

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Okay. He goes, get in the truck. And so Brandon

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and I sit down. surrounded by these big -ass

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10 -inch woofers, speakers everywhere, just lying

00:22:08.019 --> 00:22:10.819
in everything. Blew your ears out? And he turned

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it on. He goes, are you ready? I like big butts

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and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.

00:22:16.759 --> 00:22:20.099
No. I don't think you could ever be quite ready

00:22:20.099 --> 00:22:22.200
for this. He turned this thing on and it just

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went. There was so much air being moved. Wow.

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Air being moved? The air was going like this.

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Was your scrotum just bouncing? Oh, it was. It

00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:37.940
was ridiculous. Was it all bass? Well, yes. That's

00:22:37.940 --> 00:22:40.900
all you could hear. And this thing was just going

00:22:40.900 --> 00:22:42.859
like this. My hair was... Brandon's hair was

00:22:42.859 --> 00:22:45.119
doing that. And what's funny is... It's the worst.

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That's not enjoyable. And I was like, yeah, that

00:22:48.009 --> 00:22:51.130
was cool for about five seconds. And then we're

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done. Then we got out, and we were standing there.

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All of a sudden, one of the officials of the

00:22:55.829 --> 00:22:58.970
place comes running over. Shut the shit up. He

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starts bitching at the guys. Really? Oh, yeah,

00:23:01.490 --> 00:23:04.109
because I guess it just cranked. It was so loud,

00:23:04.210 --> 00:23:07.009
apparently, that it filled up the entire convention

00:23:07.009 --> 00:23:09.950
center. Oh, no. And he came running over, and

00:23:09.950 --> 00:23:12.170
he was yelling at this vendor. And you can't

00:23:12.170 --> 00:23:15.339
do that. You just, you know. Blew these people

00:23:15.339 --> 00:23:18.640
out over here and all this shit. Oh, wow. It

00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:21.180
was incredibly. It was awkward, huh? Hearing

00:23:21.180 --> 00:23:24.099
this guy get bitched out. We were just kind of

00:23:24.099 --> 00:23:28.940
walking away. Yeah, I had a buddy that put in

00:23:28.940 --> 00:23:31.079
those gigantic speakers in the backseat of his

00:23:31.079 --> 00:23:33.279
car in high school. And I got a ride with him

00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:36.039
home one time. It was awful. Yeah. I was sitting

00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:39.579
in the passenger seat. I mean, my heart was.

00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:44.160
jiggling around. My rib cage was awful. I was

00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:46.440
like, what's cool about that? There's nothing

00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:48.660
cool about that. There's videos out there of

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people sitting in these cars with, you know,

00:23:50.599 --> 00:23:54.119
there's 20 of these speakers. They've mounted

00:23:54.119 --> 00:23:56.460
in the back of this thing. It cannot be good

00:23:56.460 --> 00:23:59.680
for your brain or your ears. It can't be good

00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:01.759
for you. Certain types of vibrations weren't

00:24:01.759 --> 00:24:04.059
meant to be absorbed by the body. That's one

00:24:04.059 --> 00:24:07.920
of them. It was intense. I was like, and it didn't...

00:24:08.269 --> 00:24:10.750
It didn't necessarily hurt the eardrums, but

00:24:10.750 --> 00:24:14.609
the amount of air. I mean, it was loud as shit,

00:24:14.730 --> 00:24:16.529
but it wasn't the pitch that you're just like,

00:24:16.549 --> 00:24:19.430
ow, that hurt. It was moving so much air. It

00:24:19.430 --> 00:24:22.609
was incredible. It's seismic. Yeah. It's like

00:24:22.609 --> 00:24:24.490
you want to have a heart attack. You're like,

00:24:24.609 --> 00:24:26.829
oh, my God, this is going to affect me. But the

00:24:26.829 --> 00:24:29.509
thing that always bugged me, I get it if you're

00:24:29.509 --> 00:24:32.910
into music, right, and you're an audiophile and

00:24:32.910 --> 00:24:36.430
you wanted the perfect sounding system. It made

00:24:36.430 --> 00:24:38.970
the music sound like shit. It was just bottoming

00:24:38.970 --> 00:24:42.869
out. All it was was like, look how badass my

00:24:42.869 --> 00:24:46.210
big woofers are. Right. Look at my big woofers.

00:24:46.329 --> 00:24:47.829
The woofers. You know what I mean? Well, even

00:24:47.829 --> 00:24:48.990
when you're going down the street and you hear

00:24:48.990 --> 00:24:52.130
the boom. Yeah. And it wasn't enjoyable to listen

00:24:52.130 --> 00:24:53.970
to the music while I was in the car or outside

00:24:53.970 --> 00:24:55.190
the car. Well, it probably doesn't sound good

00:24:55.190 --> 00:24:57.809
inside the car. You know? All you hear is the

00:24:57.809 --> 00:25:00.930
bass. Exactly. So all it was was a big, you know,

00:25:00.990 --> 00:25:03.250
whoa, whoa, look at me. Yeah. Well, it's just

00:25:03.250 --> 00:25:05.259
like these guys. You know, you hear these guys

00:25:05.259 --> 00:25:07.220
who just jack up their truck with the big -ass

00:25:07.220 --> 00:25:09.400
wheels. Yeah. They're compensating for something.

00:25:09.619 --> 00:25:12.799
You know, one of the car shows I want to go to

00:25:12.799 --> 00:25:17.339
that is, it's not, they're vehicles, but they're

00:25:17.339 --> 00:25:20.000
RVs, the campers. Oh, I've been to those, too.

00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:22.279
Those are fun. That's what, I would love to go

00:25:22.279 --> 00:25:24.319
to those. You talk about pimping up your vehicle.

00:25:24.940 --> 00:25:26.920
Oh, my God. They just had one of those not too

00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:28.559
long ago. Because those don't mean moving home.

00:25:29.049 --> 00:25:32.170
You know what I mean? That's badass. I'd love

00:25:32.170 --> 00:25:34.390
one to have a moving office where I can just

00:25:34.390 --> 00:25:39.730
go and drive somewhere, park there, and just

00:25:39.730 --> 00:25:43.349
work there all day, nice little scenery, and

00:25:43.349 --> 00:25:45.250
then just drive back home. Like wood paneling

00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:46.890
all on the inside of your van? You know what?

00:25:47.490 --> 00:25:49.390
I don't know if it needs to be wood paneling,

00:25:49.390 --> 00:25:53.900
but they've got all kinds of cool things. That's

00:25:53.900 --> 00:25:56.059
what I personally would like. Something that's

00:25:56.059 --> 00:25:58.000
got a little sleep in right there. They have

00:25:58.000 --> 00:26:02.240
those all the time down at Market Hall down there

00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:04.680
right next to you. Campers, RVs? Oh, yeah. I've

00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:06.579
been to a couple down there. I've never thought

00:26:06.579 --> 00:26:08.440
of doing that. I'd love to go, man. That would

00:26:08.440 --> 00:26:10.640
be super cool. Because I'm shopping. Tara doesn't

00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:14.579
know that, but I'm shopping for an RV. I guarantee

00:26:14.579 --> 00:26:18.279
there's one coming up. Dude, yes. I guarantee

00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:20.710
there's one coming up. They're down there at

00:26:20.710 --> 00:26:22.750
the Market Hall, down there where the Renaissance

00:26:22.750 --> 00:26:25.710
Hotel is. There's so many. Down there by the

00:26:25.710 --> 00:26:27.470
Info Mart and all that. There's so many different

00:26:27.470 --> 00:26:30.750
vendors and so many options. Yep. It's crazy.

00:26:30.750 --> 00:26:32.349
There's one right there, Dallas Market Hall,

00:26:32.589 --> 00:26:38.730
September. Wow. I dig it. I would be cool. I

00:26:38.730 --> 00:26:40.690
never thought of that. So I'll get Tara whatever

00:26:40.690 --> 00:26:44.410
car she wants, and then I'll get my car. We just

00:26:44.410 --> 00:26:46.690
got her a car, didn't you? Whatever. We'll trade

00:26:46.690 --> 00:26:50.490
it in. I'm just saying. Dallas RV Super Sale.

00:26:52.690 --> 00:26:55.650
2025, the largest RV show in the Southwest. Come

00:26:55.650 --> 00:26:57.529
to Dallas Market Hall, February 20th and 23rd.

00:26:58.049 --> 00:27:02.250
Free parking. We missed it already. Yeah, they're

00:27:02.250 --> 00:27:04.829
up to date on their website. You know, Shelly

00:27:04.829 --> 00:27:06.869
and I really, we talked about it quite a bit.

00:27:07.069 --> 00:27:09.150
And here's the problem with the whole thing.

00:27:09.289 --> 00:27:12.710
It's like, how often are you going to use it,

00:27:12.730 --> 00:27:15.970
right? If you don't use it like at least once

00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:18.500
a month or twice a month. But even when you do,

00:27:18.660 --> 00:27:21.980
when you go to an RV park, it's generally like

00:27:21.980 --> 00:27:26.019
55 to 75 bucks a night. Right. So it's pricey.

00:27:26.019 --> 00:27:29.539
It is. Plus the fuel. The fuel. And, you know,

00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:32.539
and I guess, I don't know, it just financially,

00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:35.339
it doesn't seem like it's, I mean, I guess it's

00:27:35.339 --> 00:27:37.140
better than. But you don't have to go to those

00:27:37.140 --> 00:27:39.819
RV parks. That's what makes them cool. You could

00:27:39.819 --> 00:27:43.099
park anywhere. Can you? I don't believe you can

00:27:43.099 --> 00:27:44.859
park anywhere. Yeah, how does that work? Well,

00:27:44.980 --> 00:27:46.880
you're right. You can't park anywhere. But there

00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:49.319
are a lot of places you can park. I know a lot

00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:52.259
of places like Walmarts. I don't think they allow

00:27:52.259 --> 00:27:54.740
you to do that. Well, it's also hookup, right?

00:27:54.779 --> 00:27:57.859
Sometimes they do. Some do. Yeah, there are a

00:27:57.859 --> 00:28:00.079
lot of Walmarts you can. But my point is that

00:28:00.079 --> 00:28:01.900
you don't always have to go there. I mean, the

00:28:01.900 --> 00:28:04.059
idea to get one is to save money on the hotel

00:28:04.059 --> 00:28:07.779
room. So from that perspective, it saves you

00:28:07.779 --> 00:28:10.240
a ton of money. It does. It does. And once you

00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:13.920
have one. then you can start making these plans

00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:17.119
strategically. And you can find the best deal

00:28:17.119 --> 00:28:22.200
because they're not all $55. Some are $25. I've

00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:24.759
also heard, I've read, because I've looked at

00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:28.039
them, and I read a lot of stories of these husband

00:28:28.039 --> 00:28:29.900
and wives, like, yeah, we got one. Here's what

00:28:29.900 --> 00:28:32.140
we found out. This is what's great, and here's

00:28:32.140 --> 00:28:34.720
what's not. They're like, a lot of these RV parks

00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:37.259
are a lot of the same people, and they're very

00:28:37.259 --> 00:28:40.319
cliquish. And they all travel together. Yeah.

00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:42.279
Well, they travel and they keep running into

00:28:42.279 --> 00:28:45.000
each other. You got your groups and this and

00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:46.660
that. And if you're not part of that group, then,

00:28:46.660 --> 00:28:49.140
you know, it's not as fun and shit like that.

00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:53.740
No one would like me. So you'd pull your speakers

00:28:53.740 --> 00:28:58.819
out. Well, no, I wouldn't. But Tara would want

00:28:58.819 --> 00:29:02.140
it. But I mean. She'd want what? To pull your

00:29:02.140 --> 00:29:05.940
speakers off? I don't know. Look, we all do karaoke,

00:29:06.140 --> 00:29:07.819
but I'm just saying I wouldn't personally do

00:29:07.819 --> 00:29:11.480
it, but Tara would. She's out there by herself

00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:13.500
just kind of performing for the entire RV park?

00:29:15.099 --> 00:29:17.160
That's exactly what she'd fucking do. Jesus,

00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:20.119
man. Really? Yeah, we're not bringing speakers.

00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:22.119
I just changed my mind. But you know what we

00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:24.240
could do is I'll probably launch some sort of

00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:26.460
Bluetooth signal. You ever been to those silent

00:29:26.460 --> 00:29:30.769
clubs where everyone has headsets on? No. Yes,

00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:33.869
I've seen that. What? Instead of the speakers

00:29:33.869 --> 00:29:35.829
and you're out there dancing, you put headphones

00:29:35.829 --> 00:29:40.529
on and you're out there dancing. How dumb. People

00:29:40.529 --> 00:29:43.250
get into it, man. So if you're just sitting there

00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:45.009
not really listening to anything, everyone's

00:29:45.009 --> 00:29:48.109
dancing out there to no music. That would be

00:29:48.109 --> 00:29:51.369
so awkward. It can be, but at the same time,

00:29:51.450 --> 00:29:53.710
it's just like, and everyone's doing their own

00:29:53.710 --> 00:29:55.130
thing and they're listening to different songs

00:29:55.130 --> 00:29:56.470
because there's different channels you can listen

00:29:56.470 --> 00:29:59.960
to. So it's not all the same song. Oh, that's

00:29:59.960 --> 00:30:03.220
interesting. I'm out. You know, the only time

00:30:03.220 --> 00:30:05.519
I saw something like that is when we were watching

00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:09.279
that Snarky Puppy video. That was the recording

00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:11.940
video. Yeah, everybody in that whole place had

00:30:11.940 --> 00:30:15.819
earphones on. Even the non -musicians. Didn't

00:30:15.819 --> 00:30:17.319
you look into that? Didn't you know someone who

00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:21.279
may have connection? Yeah, I did, and they shunned

00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:25.920
me because I'm a Republican. What? Oh, my God.

00:30:26.140 --> 00:30:28.779
How shallow is that? Why'd you tell them? You

00:30:28.779 --> 00:30:31.500
should have said. It is what it is. I don't care.

00:30:31.599 --> 00:30:35.740
But you know what? Here's the thing. Snarky Puppy

00:30:35.740 --> 00:30:40.079
is a great blues jazz. Jazzy. I don't think it's

00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:41.819
blues. I don't even know if it's what it's called.

00:30:42.259 --> 00:30:45.099
Fusion -y jazz. Yes. And they've got all kinds

00:30:45.099 --> 00:30:48.019
of stuff going on. They do have a variety of

00:30:48.019 --> 00:30:49.839
singers that show up. There's not any particular

00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:54.240
standard singer that shows up. Most of their

00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.579
music doesn't even have a singer. It's instrumental.

00:30:57.519 --> 00:31:00.359
Touring with Steely Dan right now. Yes. They

00:31:00.359 --> 00:31:05.740
are tremendous performers. They're all on the

00:31:05.740 --> 00:31:08.019
spectrum. They're elite musicians. They have

00:31:08.019 --> 00:31:11.799
to be on the spectrum. Why do you say that? These

00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:14.980
guys are freaks. Yeah, the talent in that band

00:31:14.980 --> 00:31:17.240
is ridiculous. All right, so have they got any

00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:20.640
ones coming to Dallas? They're in Australia.

00:31:21.340 --> 00:31:24.000
Let's go. Buy tickets. Let's go. All right, Jeff.

00:31:24.039 --> 00:31:26.460
May 21st, my birthday. You do it. Oh, Jeff, buy

00:31:26.460 --> 00:31:28.400
the ticket. In Adelaide. Adelaide. Your treat.

00:31:28.920 --> 00:31:32.039
Adelaide, Australia. If it's in Australia, you

00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:34.380
have to have a COVID shot. That's to cross the

00:31:34.380 --> 00:31:37.339
date line, so it would suck if we show up a day

00:31:37.339 --> 00:31:39.640
late. Well, you probably would, yeah. Knowing

00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:41.960
us, we'd show up a day late. It doesn't look

00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.319
like they're going to be in Santiago Child. Child,

00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:49.640
yeah. Child, please. Child. Santiago Child. Oh,

00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:52.539
my Lord. All right. California. Where else? North

00:31:52.539 --> 00:31:56.500
Carolina. Buenos Aires. Argentina. Pennsylvania.

00:31:57.440 --> 00:32:02.500
Good Lord. It's mostly international. This is

00:32:02.500 --> 00:32:05.079
the only part that's domestic. That's what's

00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:08.099
left. Oh, they're playing in Lima, Peru. That's

00:32:08.099 --> 00:32:09.440
where my brother was born. Did you know that?

00:32:09.660 --> 00:32:12.240
We do know. In Peru? Yeah, my brother was born

00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:14.539
there in Lima. That's a blue note summer sessions

00:32:14.539 --> 00:32:17.420
at the Meritage Resort. Did you call Bean? No.

00:32:17.950 --> 00:32:21.369
I call him David. I call him Lima Bean. Hollywood

00:32:21.369 --> 00:32:24.990
Bull. You know, I would really enjoy seeing those

00:32:24.990 --> 00:32:28.309
guys. They'll be back because a good chunk of

00:32:28.309 --> 00:32:30.990
them are from UNT. Yeah. The guy who started

00:32:30.990 --> 00:32:33.990
it is from UNT. Yeah, he was part of Soul Kitchen,

00:32:34.170 --> 00:32:38.029
S -O -L. Not to take a dark turn, but did you

00:32:38.029 --> 00:32:40.130
hear about the discotheque that the roof collapsed?

00:32:45.059 --> 00:32:46.900
No, I didn't hear about that. You didn't hear

00:32:46.900 --> 00:32:52.380
about this? No. In Dominican Republic, at first

00:32:52.380 --> 00:32:55.839
they said like 60 people died, and then it ballooned

00:32:55.839 --> 00:33:00.039
into 260 people. And then like a former NBA,

00:33:00.420 --> 00:33:03.980
no, former MLB Hall of Famer got killed. All

00:33:03.980 --> 00:33:05.740
these politicians got killed. I mean, it was

00:33:05.740 --> 00:33:08.980
a high -profile event. Shoot, this is the first

00:33:08.980 --> 00:33:12.259
week of April. The ceiling collapsed. 98 dead.

00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:16.569
Just it? 98? They said 260 the last time I read.

00:33:16.609 --> 00:33:19.670
The roof collapses at a Dominion Republican nightclub

00:33:19.670 --> 00:33:21.890
killing at least 98 people. Okay, well, that's

00:33:21.890 --> 00:33:23.990
better than... That has to be after some kind

00:33:23.990 --> 00:33:28.650
of recovery. 98 people and 160 injured. Oh, okay.

00:33:29.609 --> 00:33:33.589
It was awful, guys. I mean, it killed pretty

00:33:33.589 --> 00:33:38.130
high -profile people. And you're just out there...

00:33:38.130 --> 00:33:41.740
Look at that. Holy shit. Nearly 12 hours after

00:33:41.740 --> 00:33:43.700
the top of the nightclub collapsed onto patrons,

00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:46.019
rescue crews were still pulling out survivors

00:33:46.019 --> 00:33:48.759
from under the debris, shushing those around

00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:50.559
them so they could listen for their faint cries

00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:52.859
for help. Firefighters removed blocks of broken

00:33:52.859 --> 00:33:55.720
concrete, used saw pieces of wood as planks to

00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:57.819
lift heavy debris as the noise of drills breaking

00:33:57.819 --> 00:34:00.500
through concrete filled the air. It wasn't a

00:34:00.500 --> 00:34:02.059
baseball player that died, it was his sister.

00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:05.200
Well, they said a Hall of Famer got killed. It

00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:08.469
was a whole bunch of people that were... It says

00:34:08.469 --> 00:34:11.230
Major League All -Star Nelson Cruz was his sister.

00:34:11.349 --> 00:34:14.449
Nelson Cruz was a ranger. Ranger, yep. Yeah,

00:34:14.489 --> 00:34:17.849
there's more. There's more people that I know

00:34:17.849 --> 00:34:20.329
for a fact. This is also killed was Dominican

00:34:20.329 --> 00:34:23.550
baseball player Tony Enrique Blanco Cabrera.

00:34:24.130 --> 00:34:27.610
Yeah, Octavio Notel. Notel, yeah. He played for

00:34:27.610 --> 00:34:32.329
Astros? I don't know. And then the singer who

00:34:32.329 --> 00:34:35.150
was singing. Was Ruby Perez. He's a merengue

00:34:35.150 --> 00:34:39.730
singer. Merengue singer. Merengue. He died, I

00:34:39.730 --> 00:34:42.429
think. Oh, he was performing. Yeah, he was performing.

00:34:42.789 --> 00:34:48.030
Did he die? Relatives. Yeah. Relatives of merengue

00:34:48.030 --> 00:34:50.150
singer Ruby Perez, who was performing. They're

00:34:50.150 --> 00:34:51.809
still looking for him. Still looking for him.

00:34:52.090 --> 00:34:56.650
Man, dude. It was bad. It was really bad. I mean,

00:34:56.670 --> 00:34:58.510
it's crazy. When was this? Yeah, that might.

00:34:58.650 --> 00:35:00.030
Beginning of April. You know what? That might

00:35:00.030 --> 00:35:02.650
not have been the most recent story. April 8th.

00:35:02.989 --> 00:35:04.929
See if you can find a later one because it gets

00:35:04.929 --> 00:35:10.650
worse of how many people ended up dying. Crazy,

00:35:10.670 --> 00:35:13.389
right? Yeah. It can happen in a flash. You never

00:35:13.389 --> 00:35:16.190
know. That's what you go. Maybe there is a reason

00:35:16.190 --> 00:35:20.590
for codes. Yeah. Got to wonder. Yeah. That makes

00:35:20.590 --> 00:35:22.889
sense. You know, with a roof like that and it's

00:35:22.889 --> 00:35:26.650
a flat roof and you've got those. Old stool.

00:35:27.010 --> 00:35:29.369
Yeah, they're bracing big old heavy speakers

00:35:29.369 --> 00:35:32.829
on there that vibrate. Maybe catch fire. They're

00:35:32.829 --> 00:35:39.630
slapping rooftop RT or refrigeration HVAC units

00:35:39.630 --> 00:35:43.150
up there that weigh 8 ,000 pounds or something

00:35:43.150 --> 00:35:45.929
like that to cool the places off. But the roofs

00:35:45.929 --> 00:35:48.190
aren't rated to support that type of weight.

00:35:48.289 --> 00:35:50.849
And these people don't even take this consideration

00:35:50.849 --> 00:35:52.949
to support that. They just slap it on there.

00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:56.800
Third world country. 225 people died. Wow. And

00:35:56.800 --> 00:36:00.079
I think it kept going up. It was bad. Can you

00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.460
imagine that? That's just like a nightclub here

00:36:02.460 --> 00:36:06.260
in Dallas, the roof collapsing. Right. And you're

00:36:06.260 --> 00:36:10.679
out there. It may be like the Titanic thing,

00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:13.039
but they just didn't know. Gone. And they weren't

00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:15.780
sure who was in there. So they were trying to

00:36:15.780 --> 00:36:18.219
figure out, can you imagine as the stories are

00:36:18.219 --> 00:36:20.340
coming in? I mean, these were prominent politicians

00:36:20.340 --> 00:36:22.849
from Dominican Republic. These are big -time

00:36:22.849 --> 00:36:25.969
sports stars and all sorts of crazy shit. They

00:36:25.969 --> 00:36:29.250
had no idea who was in there. What a mess. What

00:36:29.250 --> 00:36:31.750
a mess. And yes, I think it had 100 % to do with

00:36:31.750 --> 00:36:36.909
code. Just shitty building codes. That stuff

00:36:36.909 --> 00:36:40.210
happens more than we know about. I watched a

00:36:40.210 --> 00:36:44.969
documentary on Netflix about disasters, and they

00:36:44.969 --> 00:36:50.670
covered hurricanes, tidal waves. Yeah. And there

00:36:50.670 --> 00:36:54.130
was a big one over in the Himalayans that almost

00:36:54.130 --> 00:36:57.949
destroyed Kathmandu. And they showed the city

00:36:57.949 --> 00:37:01.510
of Kathmandu, and it looked so rickety. Right.

00:37:01.630 --> 00:37:03.090
That's the problem. And I'm thinking, I'm like,

00:37:03.210 --> 00:37:06.329
well, no wonder this city basically just collapsed

00:37:06.329 --> 00:37:08.610
on itself. Yep. You know, it's made out of cinder

00:37:08.610 --> 00:37:12.869
blocks and just sand. And I don't even know what

00:37:12.869 --> 00:37:15.750
the hell they make it out of, but it's not built

00:37:15.750 --> 00:37:18.829
really well. Nope. And then you have Tokyo and

00:37:18.829 --> 00:37:21.510
Japanese cities where it's elite engineering

00:37:21.510 --> 00:37:23.989
to where the skyscrapers are designed to shake

00:37:23.989 --> 00:37:26.110
in sections. That's the way. Like the middle

00:37:26.110 --> 00:37:27.929
shakes, the top shakes, and the bottom shakes.

00:37:28.050 --> 00:37:29.989
That's the way Mexico City is. It's crazy. They

00:37:29.989 --> 00:37:32.269
said that in Mexico, the guys in Mexico said

00:37:32.269 --> 00:37:36.309
that it sways. Right. The whole building sways

00:37:36.309 --> 00:37:40.889
back and forth. Unbelievable. So. Yeah, but,

00:37:40.929 --> 00:37:43.469
you know, they don't have those codes over there

00:37:43.469 --> 00:37:45.530
in these third world countries. Yeah, the cat

00:37:45.530 --> 00:37:47.289
man, I mean, look at that, for crying out loud.

00:37:47.510 --> 00:37:50.309
I mean, that's just a pile of bricks and rubble.

00:37:50.670 --> 00:37:56.809
Yeah. And it's so compacted. Yes. That one building

00:37:56.809 --> 00:37:58.349
falls, hits the next. I mean, look at that, just

00:37:58.349 --> 00:38:02.010
the bricks and anything. But anyway. Yeah, so

00:38:02.010 --> 00:38:05.409
with all due respect, we're going to. Let's see

00:38:05.409 --> 00:38:06.989
if we can't talk about something a little bit

00:38:06.989 --> 00:38:10.030
more fun. You're talking about earthquakes? We

00:38:10.030 --> 00:38:12.469
were talking fun stuff, and then we got onto

00:38:12.469 --> 00:38:14.750
earthquakes. Well, I mean, because we've got

00:38:14.750 --> 00:38:19.050
some stuff that I'd like to try to do. I want

00:38:19.050 --> 00:38:21.889
to go to the Waxahachie. How do you pronounce

00:38:21.889 --> 00:38:24.869
that? Waxahachie? Waxatorium. Waxahachie. Waxatorium.

00:38:25.210 --> 00:38:28.150
No, it's not your bathroom, Jeff. No, it's the

00:38:28.150 --> 00:38:30.690
Waxahachie. They have the Renaissance Festival,

00:38:30.750 --> 00:38:38.139
the Scarborough Fair. You know, I recommend all

00:38:38.139 --> 00:38:40.900
people go. It's fun, first of all. You know,

00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:42.780
lots of meats on a stick. And, you know, there's

00:38:42.780 --> 00:38:45.940
different kind of turkey legs and meat. And,

00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:48.800
you know, Chuck went out to Austin and went to

00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:52.440
Wilshire. No, Sherwood. Sherwood. Yeah, we went

00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.460
to the Sherwood on Saturday, right? So we spent,

00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:57.719
like, most of the day out there. Got there about

00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:00.940
noon. And it's their last weekend, right? So

00:39:00.940 --> 00:39:03.039
they're kind of having some bigger things, I

00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:06.690
guess. It was extra. Yeah. Oh, it's like the

00:39:06.690 --> 00:39:08.610
ending fireworks type of thing. It was extra

00:39:08.610 --> 00:39:12.769
boob shelfy. Oh, that he didn't send pics of.

00:39:12.829 --> 00:39:16.070
I know. Epic fail. I've been thinking about that,

00:39:16.210 --> 00:39:19.010
and not for not trying, right? But most of the

00:39:19.010 --> 00:39:21.670
women with the boob shelves had men next to them,

00:39:21.730 --> 00:39:24.110
and you're going to go take, hey, excuse me,

00:39:24.130 --> 00:39:25.750
sir, can I take a picture of your wife's giant

00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:29.170
rack? Yes. That's exactly what it is. That's

00:39:29.170 --> 00:39:31.940
the approach, huh? I thought you just kind of

00:39:31.940 --> 00:39:34.119
hold up the camera and look around and hold it

00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:35.179
over your shoulder. Scratch your back and kind

00:39:35.179 --> 00:39:36.619
of. Yeah, hold it over your shoulder and just

00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:39.659
kind of go. See what you do? You could tie it

00:39:39.659 --> 00:39:41.300
in. Well, for the iPhone, you could tie it into

00:39:41.300 --> 00:39:42.920
your thing. You can use this as your screen.

00:39:43.179 --> 00:39:46.420
So once you have someone else hold it. Maybe

00:39:46.420 --> 00:39:49.380
we need a GoPro or something. Wow, we have some

00:39:49.380 --> 00:39:53.820
professionals. Do you put that on the top of

00:39:53.820 --> 00:39:55.719
your shoe so when you walk around you do those

00:39:55.719 --> 00:39:58.619
little skirt shots? My big phone on the top of

00:39:58.619 --> 00:40:04.420
my shoe? Shoe phone? Maxwell's smart or something?

00:40:04.500 --> 00:40:07.320
How do you know? Look at his shoe. Look, I'm

00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:09.500
waving at myself. He's got an iPhone duct taped

00:40:09.500 --> 00:40:14.610
to his shoe. Okay, wow. So I think whenever you

00:40:14.610 --> 00:40:17.489
say like a Sherwood, it reminds me just like

00:40:17.489 --> 00:40:19.369
playing World of Warcraft and all the different

00:40:19.369 --> 00:40:22.070
outfits. Robin Hood. That's where Robin Hood

00:40:22.070 --> 00:40:25.610
is. Was it crowded? Was it crowded? Yeah, it

00:40:25.610 --> 00:40:27.489
was pretty crowded. Yeah. And it was a nice day.

00:40:27.630 --> 00:40:30.489
Pretty good turnout. Yeah. The weather was super.

00:40:30.590 --> 00:40:32.449
And then, you know, you walk around, it's an

00:40:32.449 --> 00:40:36.940
outdoor mall for everybody's woodcrafts. weaponry,

00:40:36.940 --> 00:40:40.099
right? Yeah, sure. And then they probably had

00:40:40.099 --> 00:40:44.920
candles and soap. Yeah, I bought some soap. Did

00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:47.219
you buy some soap? I bought some soap, I bought

00:40:47.219 --> 00:40:50.000
a hat, I bought gloves, and I bought a shirt.

00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:53.159
And you also bought some for Kim. I did, too.

00:40:53.219 --> 00:40:55.780
Yeah, I bought a little bodice lace -up thing.

00:40:56.059 --> 00:41:01.960
Yeah, that was... That was a topic. Yeah, that's

00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:05.519
the kind of pics we were hoping for. Yeah, that

00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:08.199
was disappointing, your picks. Anyway, was there

00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:11.059
events like jousting? There was joust. There

00:41:11.059 --> 00:41:14.280
was archery. Nice. They had a jail. That's cool,

00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:16.340
man. Did someone take you to jail? No, but somebody

00:41:16.340 --> 00:41:19.260
else had to walk a shame. Shame. Shame. Were

00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:22.619
they butt naked? No. Did you throw feces at them?

00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:26.840
There was no nudity. Throw feces at them? Is

00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.039
that a thing? Well, they did at Game of Thrones.

00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.039
Oh, that's a good point. They should have made

00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:35.590
it. And ejaculate. No, that was the silence of

00:41:35.590 --> 00:41:38.469
the lambs that you're thinking of. I watched

00:41:38.469 --> 00:41:41.429
Game of Thrones. I watched it and I never caught

00:41:41.429 --> 00:41:45.130
the ejaculate. You didn't see the guy? You didn't

00:41:45.130 --> 00:41:49.489
see the guy beating his dick? No, no, no. Slower,

00:41:49.550 --> 00:41:53.469
slower. I'm almost done. You've got great throw.

00:41:53.909 --> 00:41:57.369
You've got great throw. You hit her in the head.

00:41:59.130 --> 00:42:05.070
You know what? That was an intense scene to film.

00:42:05.170 --> 00:42:07.469
You have to know it was. She was literally walking

00:42:07.469 --> 00:42:10.250
around naked with the people just throwing shit

00:42:10.250 --> 00:42:12.289
at her and stuff. She probably had a merkin on,

00:42:12.349 --> 00:42:15.460
though. You think so? Oh, yeah. So, Chuck, what

00:42:15.460 --> 00:42:18.639
was the most favorite food that you got to eat

00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:23.079
while you were there? Well, I mean. Speaking

00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:25.559
of Birkin. Outside of the sausage on the stick,

00:42:25.780 --> 00:42:30.119
which is a family favorite. But no. What did

00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:32.219
I have? I had a gyro and I had fish and chips.

00:42:32.300 --> 00:42:35.179
It wasn't like. Gyro? Yeah. But I did have mead.

00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:39.260
And I'll probably never have mead again. Was

00:42:39.260 --> 00:42:42.250
it harsh? No, no, no. It's really sweet. It's

00:42:42.250 --> 00:42:45.170
sweet, but you fart like a barnyard animal immediately.

00:42:46.130 --> 00:42:48.389
It's sweet, like sweeter than beer that we try.

00:42:48.389 --> 00:42:50.309
It's like apple cider. No, hang on. It's fermented

00:42:50.309 --> 00:42:53.750
honey. Okay. Oh. Yeah, so the sugar is in the

00:42:53.750 --> 00:42:55.949
honey. I never knew that. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it's

00:42:55.949 --> 00:42:59.030
like a dessert wine, right? Yeah, and you get

00:42:59.030 --> 00:43:01.550
a little half cup of it or whatever for the same

00:43:01.550 --> 00:43:02.750
price as a beer. I never knew that. So we just

00:43:02.750 --> 00:43:04.420
drank beer. I always thought it was like. what

00:43:04.420 --> 00:43:08.659
the burly middle -aged men drank, and it was

00:43:08.659 --> 00:43:12.420
like as stout a beer as you can get. No, but

00:43:12.420 --> 00:43:14.300
I mean, I just thought it was like... They drink

00:43:14.300 --> 00:43:17.440
what's available. Right. I'll have some of that.

00:43:17.940 --> 00:43:20.820
It's me. Yeah, it's alcoholic. Right, they didn't

00:43:20.820 --> 00:43:22.280
care. Do you have any that's not like... It's

00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:24.280
fermented beef on it. They just wanted to get

00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:26.320
blown up. That's all they cared about. Well,

00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:29.039
they have to drink a lot of it. For sure. Well,

00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:32.480
you know, I want to go. So you said this weekend's

00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:35.219
out? Yeah, but next weekend, I think. First weekend

00:43:35.219 --> 00:43:37.659
of May. The 4th. It's going to be rainy this

00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:40.059
weekend anyway. May the 4th. Is it really? Star

00:43:40.059 --> 00:43:43.599
Wars stuff. Star Wars stuff where? To May the

00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:48.619
4th. Oh, may the 4th be with you. Not the 5th.

00:43:48.619 --> 00:43:50.940
Not May the 5th. I can't believe I said that.

00:43:51.059 --> 00:43:52.880
Is that supposed to be Yoda? Not the 5th, yeah.

00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:57.320
May the 4th is on a Sunday. That was from the

00:43:57.320 --> 00:44:00.940
Spaceballs. Remember Mel Brooks? Mel Brooks was

00:44:00.940 --> 00:44:04.500
saying, hey, may the 4th be with you. The Schwartz.

00:44:04.619 --> 00:44:07.320
May the Schwartz be with you. Yeah. Yes. I can

00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:10.699
see that his Schwartz is as big as mine. No,

00:44:10.739 --> 00:44:13.659
but he's got a Schwartz envy. It's such a stupid

00:44:13.659 --> 00:44:16.800
movie, but it was funny. Yeah. Mel Brooks, man.

00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:21.280
John Candy was playing Chewbacca, and he was,

00:44:21.340 --> 00:44:26.260
what's your name? Barfala Mule, you know, or

00:44:26.260 --> 00:44:29.719
something. So dumb. So dumb, but funny. He's

00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:32.840
a mog. And it was the guy from Rick Moranis,

00:44:32.900 --> 00:44:36.940
maybe? Yeah. Dark Helmet. Dark Helmet. Dark Helmet.

00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.320
He's like, God, I can't breathe in this thing.

00:44:40.659 --> 00:44:43.219
So stupid. It is stupid, but it was the sign

00:44:43.219 --> 00:44:45.719
of the times. It was. And it was, what year did

00:44:45.719 --> 00:44:48.059
that come out, man? It had to have been 85, 86,

00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:51.780
maybe. Damn, is it that old? I bet. Good Lord,

00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.940
Spaceballs. And he did all the airplanes, right?

00:44:55.579 --> 00:44:58.900
No. Mel Gibson? No, the Zucker Brothers. Zucker

00:44:58.900 --> 00:45:01.619
Brothers did airplanes. So he did the History

00:45:01.619 --> 00:45:04.079
of the World. He did History of the World. History

00:45:04.079 --> 00:45:07.199
of the World. Oh, 87, okay. Yeah, Mel Brooks

00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:10.880
did History of the World, Frankenstein. Did Mel

00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:13.800
Brooks die? Surely. No, no, he didn't. He didn't?

00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:16.039
No, but John Candy and Bill Pullman are dead.

00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:22.019
Yeah. No, Mel Brooks is still kicking it. I thought

00:45:22.019 --> 00:45:26.059
he was funny. 98. 98. Good for him. No kidding.

00:45:26.599 --> 00:45:30.500
So Pullman was the president on Independence

00:45:30.500 --> 00:45:33.239
Day. Correct. I didn't know he passed away. I

00:45:33.239 --> 00:45:35.719
didn't know that either. He was pretty young.

00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:39.440
Wait a minute. Oh, maybe fake news. Oh, so he

00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:42.900
is alive. Still alive. We're sorry, Bill. Bill,

00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:44.619
if you're listening, we're sorry that we said

00:45:44.619 --> 00:45:46.199
you were dead. You know he's listening. He loves

00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:47.699
our show. I know he loves our show. Everyone

00:45:47.699 --> 00:45:50.980
loves our show. Of course. And Mel Brooks does,

00:45:51.000 --> 00:45:55.639
too. We should have him on. Everybody loves Dudes

00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:58.539
Like Us. Check us out on Facebook or Instagram,

00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:00.300
by the way, guys. Maybe I'm getting him and Bill

00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:03.280
Paxton. Bill Paxton. Yeah, that's probably what

00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:06.059
you're thinking about. Yeah, he died quite a

00:46:06.059 --> 00:46:07.539
while ago, about a decade ago, I think, right?

00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:11.340
Yeah, he was having an operation, what was supposed

00:46:11.340 --> 00:46:14.340
to be a routine operation, and yeah, he kind

00:46:14.340 --> 00:46:16.940
of bled out. He had some sort of heart... They

00:46:16.940 --> 00:46:19.280
kind of nicked him. No, no, no, no. I'm thinking

00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:22.300
of the guy from Three's Company. John Ritter?

00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.420
John Ritter. Jack Tripper? He was the one that

00:46:25.420 --> 00:46:27.900
was having a routine surgery and something went

00:46:27.900 --> 00:46:31.000
bad. Was it Jack or John? John Ritter. I thought

00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:35.940
he died of like a brain thing. Brain aneurysm?

00:46:36.019 --> 00:46:39.199
Yeah. I thought it was a heart. What the fuck?

00:46:39.219 --> 00:46:41.500
How do I know? It was a heart. You don't know

00:46:41.500 --> 00:46:43.739
your celebrity deaths? No. It was an aortic dissection.

00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:48.179
Look at that. I did know. How about that? There's

00:46:48.179 --> 00:46:51.559
a thoracic aortic. Whatever. That's been 20 years.

00:46:51.619 --> 00:46:54.440
That's the same thing. Well, who's the... Didn't

00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:58.340
Joan Rivers die on the table? She did. And one

00:46:58.340 --> 00:47:01.179
of the Bee Gees died on the table. Yes, you're

00:47:01.179 --> 00:47:04.039
right. I know. Getting stomach cancer surgery

00:47:04.039 --> 00:47:10.599
or something like that. Yeah. Look at that. Oh,

00:47:10.619 --> 00:47:13.179
my gosh. She had a lot of work done. Cerebral

00:47:13.179 --> 00:47:19.489
hypoxia. Wow. Brain damage caused by a lack of

00:47:19.489 --> 00:47:21.869
oxygen. That's what she died of. How does that

00:47:21.869 --> 00:47:26.190
happen? She was on the table, wasn't she? Yeah,

00:47:26.210 --> 00:47:29.110
she was never awakened from a medically induced

00:47:29.110 --> 00:47:35.230
coma. Medically induced. There's a lot of conversation

00:47:35.230 --> 00:47:41.840
about how she was murdered. Say that word. Esophagastrodonscopy.

00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:44.739
That was close. Hey, I give you partial credit.

00:47:44.980 --> 00:47:47.519
I just see EGD. That was actually pretty good.

00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:51.980
Esophagastroduodenoscopy. There's a go in there.

00:47:55.119 --> 00:47:59.119
Esophagogastroduodenoscopy. EGD. Yeah, EGD. We'll

00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:03.460
call it EGD. Esophagocat. Holy shit. Who made

00:48:03.460 --> 00:48:05.820
that word up? Yeah, that's just a compilation

00:48:05.820 --> 00:48:08.780
of bullshit. Yeah, but I learned from Trivial

00:48:08.780 --> 00:48:11.320
Pursuit that every single cause of death always

00:48:11.320 --> 00:48:14.179
is lack of oxygen to the brain. Every single

00:48:14.179 --> 00:48:18.219
death in the history of deaths, that's what kills

00:48:18.219 --> 00:48:22.380
you. So the decapitation wouldn't do it? Well,

00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:24.239
it's always lack of... You quit having oxygen

00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:26.360
in your brain, I suppose, yeah. Every single

00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:29.679
death is ultimately caused by oxygen not making

00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:33.199
it to the brain. No. That's true. So if you bleed

00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:35.539
out... That's a side effect. No, it's how you

00:48:35.539 --> 00:48:38.039
actually die. No. So your head is severed from

00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:40.780
your body. And your brain. If you somehow hooked

00:48:40.780 --> 00:48:42.760
the oxygen machine up to it, it would survive.

00:48:43.179 --> 00:48:46.119
Yes. You would survive. Yes. Put a mask on it.

00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:51.539
No. I'm not saying that's how you save everybody.

00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:53.420
I'm just saying ultimately that's how the brain

00:48:53.420 --> 00:48:55.940
dies. That's how you die. If you get smashed

00:48:55.940 --> 00:48:59.980
into pulverized. Still no oxygen to the brain.

00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.789
Like the guy in the Titanic submarine. Ultimately,

00:49:02.789 --> 00:49:08.590
not enough oxygen got to his brain. He was squashed

00:49:08.590 --> 00:49:10.510
down to the sides of an acorn. Because his brain

00:49:10.510 --> 00:49:13.349
gave up really quick. It is falling apart. I

00:49:13.349 --> 00:49:16.489
just remember. So if they're about to die, just

00:49:16.489 --> 00:49:19.570
give them a tracheotomy. Yes. That was the thought

00:49:19.570 --> 00:49:21.190
I had. I was like, well, if every single person

00:49:21.190 --> 00:49:22.590
dies because they don't have enough oxygen to

00:49:22.590 --> 00:49:24.329
the brain, well, then you could theoretically,

00:49:24.489 --> 00:49:27.889
you know, put some machine. Just hook a machine

00:49:27.889 --> 00:49:30.389
up the neck. Yeah, yeah. Just have their head

00:49:30.389 --> 00:49:34.070
in a jar. And have oxygen continue to go to the

00:49:34.070 --> 00:49:36.469
brain and boom, you're still alive. Ted Williams'

00:49:36.670 --> 00:49:38.369
head is in a jar. There you go. And he's probably

00:49:38.369 --> 00:49:40.590
still alive because they have oxygen. Well, it's

00:49:40.590 --> 00:49:43.929
frozen. Did you see they opened up some of those

00:49:43.929 --> 00:49:45.969
original people that they froze and it was just

00:49:45.969 --> 00:49:48.989
goo? Really? Oh, be quiet. Are you serious? It's

00:49:48.989 --> 00:49:51.590
just goo. Oh, that's gross. You just decompose.

00:49:52.130 --> 00:49:56.730
Well, it's not just decomposing, but I mean,

00:49:56.750 --> 00:50:00.610
the part about it is that when water freezes,

00:50:00.610 --> 00:50:04.630
it expands. So you can't expect it to maintain

00:50:04.630 --> 00:50:07.369
its structural integrity, you know? We're just

00:50:07.369 --> 00:50:10.909
water anyway, right? Yeah, but still, when you

00:50:10.909 --> 00:50:15.809
freeze, you become a third larger than what's

00:50:15.809 --> 00:50:18.590
normal, you know? Because they stretch out, you

00:50:18.590 --> 00:50:21.050
know? And it's kind of like when you freeze water

00:50:21.050 --> 00:50:23.150
in an ice tray. It's like they would need to

00:50:23.150 --> 00:50:25.789
desiccate you first and then freeze you. How

00:50:25.789 --> 00:50:28.369
is that going to happen? You turn into beef jerky?

00:50:28.510 --> 00:50:32.400
You have to take all the fluid out of you. All

00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:34.360
the fluid. And they all went to mush. That's

00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:37.920
just gross. Yeah. They replace your fluids with

00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:39.760
something like antifreeze that doesn't freeze.

00:50:39.860 --> 00:50:42.300
Maybe you drink a lot of alcohol that won't freeze.

00:50:43.500 --> 00:50:46.559
Maybe some vatkas. We are so close to solving

00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:50.400
immortality. Get Elon Musk on the horn. So close.

00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:52.860
Guys, we're right on the edge. We're going to

00:50:52.860 --> 00:50:57.099
IV this halftime drink here. Yes. Then we're

00:50:57.099 --> 00:50:58.960
going to hop in the freezer, see if we live.

00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.400
Key to immortality. Paul's first. Completely

00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:03.719
soak your brain with alcohol. No, no, no. Paul,

00:51:03.860 --> 00:51:05.460
get back in the freezer. I know you're cold.

00:51:07.619 --> 00:51:10.940
Just go to sleep. I would be mush instantaneously

00:51:10.940 --> 00:51:15.239
somehow. So all those people that have paid for

00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:17.860
that, are they getting their money back? No.

00:51:18.659 --> 00:51:21.860
Or their family? It's as is. You know, you would

00:51:21.860 --> 00:51:25.960
think that they would have, like, they put a

00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:27.699
pig in there first, you know? They would have

00:51:27.699 --> 00:51:30.179
tested this. Come on, I mean, it's absolutely,

00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:33.300
it's like when you vacuum pack anything and you

00:51:33.300 --> 00:51:35.039
stick it in the freezer for a super extended

00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:38.019
period, you take it back out, it's freezer burn,

00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:40.599
there's stuff going on there that it's just,

00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:43.320
it's never the same anymore. It's freezer burn.

00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:47.039
Ted Williams' freezer burn. Yeah, definitely

00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:48.840
can't eat that head. More if they put a little

00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:53.039
bit of SPF 50 on there. God, awful. Just rub

00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:57.530
it in, it's good for the head. Wow. Okay. That

00:51:57.530 --> 00:52:00.929
wasn't on the list of topics today either. Cryogenics?

00:52:01.769 --> 00:52:06.769
Well, we do have the Renaissance Fair. In all

00:52:06.769 --> 00:52:08.909
fairness, we do need to get out there sooner

00:52:08.909 --> 00:52:10.989
than later, Chuck. I encourage you guys to join

00:52:10.989 --> 00:52:13.550
us. I know you're not huge on that, but I'd like

00:52:13.550 --> 00:52:15.489
for you to go. It'd be a fun thing. We could

00:52:15.489 --> 00:52:18.329
wear our dudes like us outfits out there. In

00:52:18.329 --> 00:52:19.929
fact, we need to order some more, but it does

00:52:19.929 --> 00:52:21.690
bring up the fact that it is getting warmer.

00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:24.820
I was enjoying the weather. In a hurry. So springtime

00:52:24.820 --> 00:52:28.019
is like slapping us in the face. It's like a

00:52:28.019 --> 00:52:30.079
meat stick in the middle of the night just smacking

00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:32.139
you. It just seemed to happen so fast, too. It's

00:52:32.139 --> 00:52:33.960
like, boom, next thing I know I'm having to mow

00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:36.619
and trim and edge and get my pool ready and all

00:52:36.619 --> 00:52:39.079
this shit. Springtime just kind of boom. Yeah,

00:52:39.079 --> 00:52:41.619
I'm not looking forward to it. The hot weather

00:52:41.619 --> 00:52:45.940
in my job suck. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's

00:52:45.940 --> 00:52:51.139
true. Suck. Do not enjoy it. You hate heat. I'm

00:52:51.139 --> 00:52:55.519
amazed. Oh, it's the worst. So, I mean, when

00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:58.360
it gets crazy, crazy hot, it's not safe. You

00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:00.360
got to power through it. You got to stay hydrated.

00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:03.440
You got to, you know, I take Celtic salt with

00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:08.320
me. I do power aids. I try not, you know, it

00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:11.880
stinks because I got these phobias of being poisoned

00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:15.550
by all these. weird things that they're putting

00:53:15.550 --> 00:53:18.429
in our food, like the dyes, you know, red dye.

00:53:18.510 --> 00:53:20.409
But I still get the red Gatorades because I like

00:53:20.409 --> 00:53:22.730
them. But, you know, you wonder. It's like when

00:53:22.730 --> 00:53:24.590
they start telling you all these things are bad

00:53:24.590 --> 00:53:27.670
for you, like RFK did some sort of speech today

00:53:27.670 --> 00:53:31.809
regarding his fight against putting dyes into

00:53:31.809 --> 00:53:34.730
some of the stuff that we're having. And I don't

00:53:34.730 --> 00:53:36.869
know what the result's going to be, but he was

00:53:36.869 --> 00:53:40.809
suggesting. You know, he's going to nuke the

00:53:40.809 --> 00:53:43.230
food dyes. Don't worry, Paul. Your hair dye is

00:53:43.230 --> 00:53:45.789
safe. Oh, good. Good, good, good. So the food

00:53:45.789 --> 00:53:48.329
dyes contributed to behavior issues, drinks,

00:53:48.449 --> 00:53:51.550
foods, and other lows. Your testosterone. And

00:53:51.550 --> 00:53:54.789
now you have to look at ugly food, I guess. It's

00:53:54.789 --> 00:53:56.969
basically because these dyes are no longer available.

00:53:57.050 --> 00:53:59.550
Oh, because it looks pale and nasty. But, you

00:53:59.550 --> 00:54:01.909
know, in a sense, there's poisons, petroleum,

00:54:02.190 --> 00:54:04.769
and there's carcinogens in these dyes. Period.

00:54:05.260 --> 00:54:07.800
So, you know, you got to pick your battles. I

00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:09.320
don't really want them. Let's get them out of

00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:12.199
there. Yeah. I mean, especially when they can

00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:14.559
have them in the United States. But when they

00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.219
don't have them in reciprocal countries, like

00:54:17.219 --> 00:54:19.019
over in Europe, they're not selling the same

00:54:19.019 --> 00:54:21.519
product. It's kind of like Lucky Charms. Making

00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:23.340
that up. I don't know. But it's like Lucky Charms.

00:54:23.360 --> 00:54:26.079
They sell the product here. But when you go over

00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:29.079
to Canada, the Lucky Charms folks sell a different

00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:31.460
product to them. It's like, how is that even

00:54:31.460 --> 00:54:35.050
legal? I think we'll find that there are. natural

00:54:35.050 --> 00:54:38.409
replacements to most of all of these. Right.

00:54:38.510 --> 00:54:40.130
But the problem is they're expensive compared

00:54:40.130 --> 00:54:43.389
to the synthetic, you know, synthetic dyes. Yeah,

00:54:43.389 --> 00:54:45.150
they could probably make vats of the synthetic

00:54:45.150 --> 00:54:47.570
shit. Right. Whereas you have to smash, you know,

00:54:47.570 --> 00:54:50.530
a million beets. Yes, 100%. Carrots, you know.

00:54:50.570 --> 00:54:53.469
Yep. Or carrots. That's exactly right. Like another

00:54:53.469 --> 00:54:56.789
one is berberine, right? Berberine is something

00:54:56.789 --> 00:54:59.929
that is a really good supplement for controlling

00:54:59.929 --> 00:55:04.949
blood sugar, but it's super bright yellow. And

00:55:04.949 --> 00:55:08.610
so they also use that as a dye, as a natural

00:55:08.610 --> 00:55:11.789
yellow dye. So, I mean, those things are out

00:55:11.789 --> 00:55:13.889
there. I think they could find replacements for

00:55:13.889 --> 00:55:15.989
these things, but it's just going to be more

00:55:15.989 --> 00:55:18.809
expensive. So Mr. Producer put up, he said, with

00:55:18.809 --> 00:55:21.429
the addition, the six other petroleum -based

00:55:21.429 --> 00:55:23.570
dyes that the health agency are seeking to eliminate

00:55:23.570 --> 00:55:26.469
by the end of next year are green number three,

00:55:26.550 --> 00:55:29.489
red number 40, yellow number five, yellow number

00:55:29.489 --> 00:55:32.510
six, blue number one, and blue number two. Damn.

00:55:32.630 --> 00:55:34.489
I mean, tell you what, give them credit, man.

00:55:34.650 --> 00:55:37.250
They're jumping right in. Yeah, and they should.

00:55:37.530 --> 00:55:40.670
They should. It's so long overdue. It's all about

00:55:40.670 --> 00:55:43.150
the money. It is. It's all about the Benjamins.

00:55:43.150 --> 00:55:46.210
It's all about money, and they're stepping on

00:55:46.210 --> 00:55:48.130
the people of the United States because, let's

00:55:48.130 --> 00:55:50.750
be honest, the United States, we're a host of

00:55:50.750 --> 00:55:54.469
money. We pay for everything. We pay for everything.

00:55:54.710 --> 00:55:57.610
We are consumers. We buy a bunch of shit here.

00:55:57.690 --> 00:56:00.869
The world wants us to spend. our money on their

00:56:00.869 --> 00:56:03.849
shit. And that's why I'm a huge proponent on

00:56:03.849 --> 00:56:07.090
still riding on the tariff program. I really

00:56:07.090 --> 00:56:09.550
am. You know, I'm in it for the long game, and

00:56:09.550 --> 00:56:11.230
I know there's lots of people out there that

00:56:11.230 --> 00:56:13.789
may be hurting, but at the same time, it's got

00:56:13.789 --> 00:56:16.889
to be reciprocal. Yeah. I mean, just going back

00:56:16.889 --> 00:56:22.289
to these additives, right? It's just... So we

00:56:22.289 --> 00:56:28.789
are so brainwashed. Not brainwashed, but... We're

00:56:28.789 --> 00:56:33.050
so consumer -oriented that it's like the shelf

00:56:33.050 --> 00:56:35.750
life. Everything has to be super fresh forever

00:56:35.750 --> 00:56:39.369
with all the preservatives. Because we're not

00:56:39.369 --> 00:56:43.349
okay with a cookie that looks a certain way or

00:56:43.349 --> 00:56:48.070
has a certain texture. Honestly, we don't have

00:56:48.070 --> 00:56:53.070
a food distribution system that can handle short

00:56:53.070 --> 00:56:55.570
shelf life. Well, you don't have the local farms

00:56:55.570 --> 00:56:57.940
anymore. Right. That's exactly my point. You

00:56:57.940 --> 00:57:00.280
don't have the local farms that can feed all

00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:02.880
these general stores. Now you've got these humongous

00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:05.179
farms who make this shit, store it in a warehouse,

00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:07.820
and then ship it across the country. Yep, 2 ,000

00:57:07.820 --> 00:57:11.079
miles, right? You know, whatever. And so we don't

00:57:11.079 --> 00:57:14.280
have the system to do it. This shit will rot

00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:16.480
on the shelves faster than people can eat it.

00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:17.880
Well, I'll tell you what. I don't buy organic

00:57:17.880 --> 00:57:19.679
vegetables because it looks like shit. Right.

00:57:20.059 --> 00:57:23.440
I'm not going to spend 50 % more for a piece

00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:26.199
of shit. That's getting all kind of wormy. Yeah,

00:57:26.199 --> 00:57:28.639
I don't know. But I'm like, I'm not going to

00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:30.400
eat that anyway because look at it. It's a piece

00:57:30.400 --> 00:57:33.860
of shit. It's smaller. I get it. And, you know,

00:57:33.900 --> 00:57:37.659
is it really that much better for you? Or is

00:57:37.659 --> 00:57:41.679
the other apple that much so bad for you? Correct.

00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:44.360
Right. It's not that it's healthier. It's just

00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:46.699
that the other one's bad for you. Right? I guess

00:57:46.699 --> 00:57:49.099
that's what the issue is. And it probably tastes

00:57:49.099 --> 00:57:52.539
better. I think the organic stuff tastes a little

00:57:52.539 --> 00:57:56.090
better. Yeah, probably. It's frustrating because

00:57:56.090 --> 00:57:59.429
all I want to eat is natural shit that God put

00:57:59.429 --> 00:58:02.449
on the earth. Have you thought about doing a

00:58:02.449 --> 00:58:06.590
garden? That's impossible in Texas, man. Yeah,

00:58:06.590 --> 00:58:08.429
you know, I have thought about doing a garden,

00:58:08.489 --> 00:58:10.949
but it's just like, you know, we've got animals

00:58:10.949 --> 00:58:16.329
and, you know. I bought Julie two raised gardens.

00:58:16.469 --> 00:58:18.610
They're about three feet off the ground. They're

00:58:18.610 --> 00:58:21.690
boxes. Oh, wow. And we're growing tomatoes and

00:58:21.690 --> 00:58:25.329
beets and onions and lettuce. You spray them

00:58:25.329 --> 00:58:29.969
with pesticides? I poured gas on them. Straight

00:58:29.969 --> 00:58:31.489
to the petroleum. Honey, we've got some sort

00:58:31.489 --> 00:58:33.710
of bug on our plants out here. Oh, just douse

00:58:33.710 --> 00:58:35.969
it. No, and Brussels sprouts. He pees on it.

00:58:36.090 --> 00:58:38.650
I've grown Brussels sprouts, too. I urinate on

00:58:38.650 --> 00:58:41.150
it. But something's eating the fucking Brussels

00:58:41.150 --> 00:58:43.329
sprouts. There you go. What the fuck? Right.

00:58:43.389 --> 00:58:45.969
Well, you've got to put some sort of ejaculate

00:58:45.969 --> 00:58:50.219
on it. You could, yeah. You got throw? You don't

00:58:50.219 --> 00:58:52.280
even have to go out there. Yeah, exactly. Do

00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:54.360
it from the back door. I'll do it out the window

00:58:54.360 --> 00:58:56.119
right here. Well, you got to figure out what

00:58:56.119 --> 00:58:59.019
is attacking it, but I'm all in. I'm all about

00:58:59.019 --> 00:59:02.099
that, you know, because we've got pretty big

00:59:02.099 --> 00:59:03.940
backyards, and I wouldn't mind getting a hell,

00:59:04.019 --> 00:59:06.400
man. You could attach it to your fence. You could

00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:09.019
put a trough, a little 18 -inch trough, all the

00:59:09.019 --> 00:59:11.519
way around your fence, four feet up, and connect

00:59:11.519 --> 00:59:13.519
it to the poles. There's no reason why. There's

00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:15.519
something. I would actually get into that, totally.

00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:18.000
It'd be fun. It'd be fun to go out there and

00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:19.659
see how it's growing. And to water it would be

00:59:19.659 --> 00:59:22.800
super easy. You get the little tiny tubes, and

00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:25.280
you hook it up to the faucets. It's a drip system.

00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:28.380
And there's a little timer, and you just run

00:59:28.380 --> 00:59:30.719
it along the whole fence line, and it turns on

00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:33.380
certain times of day. I think that would be a

00:59:33.380 --> 00:59:36.480
fun hobby. I really do. Well, I'm doing it. And

00:59:36.480 --> 00:59:38.739
the other one is, at some point, I'd like to

00:59:38.739 --> 00:59:40.880
get some chickens. Is that going to sustain you,

00:59:40.900 --> 00:59:44.000
though? No, it's not. And the chickens, what

00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:47.199
is the legal recourse as far as code goes? I

00:59:47.199 --> 00:59:50.059
don't know about Frisco. No, you can't have chickens.

00:59:50.139 --> 00:59:52.619
I know that for a fact. But you can't have roosters.

00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:55.380
I wouldn't want a rooster. I wouldn't want one

00:59:55.380 --> 00:59:56.800
anyway. No, I mean, I'm just saying. No, that's

00:59:56.800 --> 00:59:59.380
a good point, though. But I know you can have

00:59:59.380 --> 01:00:01.380
chickens. I know a couple people that do. Let's

01:00:01.380 --> 01:00:02.920
talk about the bourbon because Chuck wants to

01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:06.599
bring up a topic. Yes. The cash, what was it?

01:00:06.860 --> 01:00:09.219
Cold Heart Cash. Cold Heart Cash. You want to

01:00:09.219 --> 01:00:10.800
do that first? It's just a quick hitter. Yeah,

01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:12.139
let's do it real quick. So anyway, shout out

01:00:12.139 --> 01:00:15.500
to my buddy Keith and his band Cold Heart Cash.

01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:17.400
I saw them last weekend. This is what I did Friday

01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:19.260
night, right? We went out and saw, let me turn

01:00:19.260 --> 01:00:22.880
on my music. Oh, nice. Because they debuted their,

01:00:22.940 --> 01:00:25.820
it's a cover of the Johnny Cash song, I've Been

01:00:25.820 --> 01:00:30.400
Everywhere. Okay. So it's kind of funny. He redid

01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:36.400
the words to. I mean, he's pretty good, right?

01:00:41.219 --> 01:00:44.480
And they got this 57 Chevy out there. That's

01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:46.260
kind of cool. They made a music video. They made

01:00:46.260 --> 01:00:50.420
a music video, and he changed all the words to

01:00:50.420 --> 01:00:57.840
be local Austin joints. Oh, that's cool. Bitch,

01:00:59.860 --> 01:01:05.559
please. I've been everywhere, man. I've been

01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:09.639
everywhere, man. See, we need a Dudes Like Us

01:01:09.639 --> 01:01:12.000
intro like that, you know, with a little music

01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:15.139
video with us. They got a cello going? Scrambling

01:01:15.139 --> 01:01:16.699
to get to the podcast room. It's a stand -up

01:01:16.699 --> 01:01:19.340
bass, but yeah. Stand -up bass. She said cello.

01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:24.000
I did say cello. Hey, I'm not a musical instrument

01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:27.519
expert. That's how we're just listening to them.

01:01:31.849 --> 01:01:33.909
Yeah, that's good old -fashioned Texas stuff

01:01:33.909 --> 01:01:35.190
there. That's pretty good. What's the name of

01:01:35.190 --> 01:01:37.690
them again? Cold Heart Cash. Cold Heart Cash.

01:01:37.849 --> 01:01:41.230
And they're available. Yeah, Heart. Cold Heart

01:01:41.230 --> 01:01:44.409
Cash. Very nice. Yeah, very nice. Well, that's

01:01:44.409 --> 01:01:47.150
a good shout -out, man. Yeah, they're brilliant.

01:01:47.230 --> 01:01:50.789
They're fun guys, too. And, you know, I wish

01:01:50.789 --> 01:01:52.570
them all the best. They come out here to this

01:01:52.570 --> 01:01:55.110
area at all? You know, I don't think so. So they're

01:01:55.110 --> 01:01:56.969
all in Austin, you said? Yeah, North Austin,

01:01:57.150 --> 01:01:59.750
Georgetown, Round Rock, you know, that area.

01:02:00.190 --> 01:02:03.570
Very nice. It's a real cool scene. There's probably

01:02:03.570 --> 01:02:08.130
a dozen different bars, handovers and shooters,

01:02:08.429 --> 01:02:11.650
and they were playing at the point. Well, we'll

01:02:11.650 --> 01:02:13.889
have to get a mobile set up. We're going to get

01:02:13.889 --> 01:02:15.730
the mobile set up anyways. We have all the components.

01:02:16.110 --> 01:02:18.590
Well, if we ever did a Dudes Like Us trip to

01:02:18.590 --> 01:02:20.489
Austin and check out some distilleries. Hell,

01:02:20.510 --> 01:02:22.530
we could do a Dudes Like Us trip to the backyard

01:02:22.530 --> 01:02:24.429
with the mobile set up as far as I'm concerned.

01:02:24.449 --> 01:02:25.969
I'm just saying, we could see them in Austin

01:02:25.969 --> 01:02:28.469
and go visit some distilleries. Why don't we

01:02:28.469 --> 01:02:29.909
do that? Yeah, go steal Austin. We could do a

01:02:29.909 --> 01:02:32.429
mobile one in your backyard. Go to your backyard,

01:02:32.730 --> 01:02:35.010
set up the system back there. Just kind of do

01:02:35.010 --> 01:02:36.449
it. A couple headphones. Do a test. Do the pool.

01:02:37.070 --> 01:02:40.289
I wouldn't get in the pool with it. All our wires.

01:02:40.769 --> 01:02:43.570
It would not be a good idea, yeah. Okay. All

01:02:43.570 --> 01:02:44.829
right, what do we got? We're talking about our

01:02:44.829 --> 01:02:50.710
bourbon now. Yeah, so this is a new one. This

01:02:50.710 --> 01:02:54.789
is one that I brought back from Kentucky. Again,

01:02:54.949 --> 01:02:56.769
looking for things that I can't find here. So

01:02:56.769 --> 01:03:00.010
this is from Bardstown Bourbon Company. They're

01:03:00.010 --> 01:03:03.010
right off the highway. So we've had a bunch of

01:03:03.010 --> 01:03:06.710
this Bardstown stuff. This one. It's super unique.

01:03:06.909 --> 01:03:09.670
It is. It really is. So this is a single barrel.

01:03:09.710 --> 01:03:12.090
This is from their distiller's reserve. You can

01:03:12.090 --> 01:03:15.789
only find it there. The bottle's actually signed

01:03:15.789 --> 01:03:19.050
by their distiller, which is kind of cool. This

01:03:19.050 --> 01:03:23.690
is a six -year. The mash bill, looks like this

01:03:23.690 --> 01:03:27.349
is a, I can't even read that. It's a rye. 60

01:03:27.349 --> 01:03:30.550
corn, 36 rye, and 4 %? Oh, that's different?

01:03:30.610 --> 01:03:34.309
No, this is different. This is 70 corn, 18 rye.

01:03:34.570 --> 01:03:39.130
Dammit. Chuck? And his is a zero, which doesn't

01:03:39.130 --> 01:03:41.030
make sense. And a 12, malted barley, I guess.

01:03:42.429 --> 01:03:52.849
So 70, 18, and 12. There you go. That doesn't

01:03:52.849 --> 01:03:57.690
add up to 100, does it? Well, like I said. Yeah,

01:03:57.690 --> 01:04:01.369
it does. So you said it's a high ride profile

01:04:01.369 --> 01:04:05.789
that you said? 18 points, yeah. And yeah, this

01:04:05.789 --> 01:04:08.250
is, I wrote down a couple things. When I first

01:04:08.250 --> 01:04:12.050
sip, it almost tasted like candy, like cherry

01:04:12.050 --> 01:04:16.530
to me. I taste brownie. Brownies. Brownies. I

01:04:16.530 --> 01:04:18.590
swear to you, this is like the first time I've

01:04:18.590 --> 01:04:22.630
gotten a light chocolate, fluffy brownie taste.

01:04:22.909 --> 01:04:27.070
Yeah. Yeah, the very first pool that I took,

01:04:27.110 --> 01:04:29.550
I was downstairs, I let Julie taste it, and she

01:04:29.550 --> 01:04:33.650
enjoyed it quite a bit. I was getting almost

01:04:33.650 --> 01:04:39.409
like cherry candy type of flavor. Are you doing

01:04:39.409 --> 01:04:46.730
the bourbon chew? It's good. You know, it's interesting

01:04:46.730 --> 01:04:50.309
because it tastes like it should have a very

01:04:50.309 --> 01:04:53.449
spicy, you know what I mean? When it first enters

01:04:53.449 --> 01:04:56.429
the mouth, it's got that. It pokes you. Yeah,

01:04:56.449 --> 01:04:59.210
it's like, I'm going to be spicy. But then it

01:04:59.210 --> 01:05:03.050
totally tapers off. Totally. It totally finishes

01:05:03.050 --> 01:05:05.269
it, but it doesn't die on the finish. It goes

01:05:05.269 --> 01:05:09.150
into a sweet finish. It's a floral kind of finish.

01:05:09.429 --> 01:05:13.429
This is really odd. I mean, it's good. It's fruity.

01:05:13.489 --> 01:05:16.469
It's sweet. I almost want to say I got a little

01:05:16.469 --> 01:05:24.289
hint of mint. I could see that. So this is really

01:05:24.289 --> 01:05:26.329
difficult for people to get. You said it's only

01:05:26.329 --> 01:05:27.949
available at the distillery. At the distillery,

01:05:28.110 --> 01:05:30.429
yeah. So this is basically rare. Yeah. Well.

01:05:31.579 --> 01:05:37.139
Well, I think when you look in here, what the

01:05:37.139 --> 01:05:41.039
Barco pulls up is not this bottle. Right. It's

01:05:41.039 --> 01:05:44.360
like a single barrel, and it's just uncommon.

01:05:44.679 --> 01:05:48.400
This one is not in here for me to actually see.

01:05:49.940 --> 01:05:52.579
Man, I don't know. Usually I struggle with coming

01:05:52.579 --> 01:05:55.539
up with things that I'm tasting, but they're

01:05:55.539 --> 01:05:58.960
all hitting me here. Roasted almonds. Yeah, there

01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:02.059
is some... There's some nutty stuff in there.

01:06:02.159 --> 01:06:04.000
There's some bitter nut in there. I'm going to

01:06:04.000 --> 01:06:07.900
say bitter, like a nutmeg kind of... It's a baking

01:06:07.900 --> 01:06:11.599
spice? Yeah, maybe that's... Although the nose

01:06:11.599 --> 01:06:14.559
is unique, too. Oh, it's 110 proof. Did you say

01:06:14.559 --> 01:06:16.460
that earlier? Yeah, 110. I didn't hear you say

01:06:16.460 --> 01:06:21.159
that. Wow, that's nice. This is excellent. Yeah.

01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:23.679
Yeah, this is a good one. This is... And I...

01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:26.219
You know, excellent from the standpoint of unique.

01:06:28.709 --> 01:06:32.090
We don't have a lot that stands out like this

01:06:32.090 --> 01:06:34.789
in terms of a unique profile. I think this is

01:06:34.789 --> 01:06:40.250
excellent. What do you think, Chuck? It's tasty.

01:06:40.489 --> 01:06:42.949
I mean, I'm getting everything that y 'all say

01:06:42.949 --> 01:06:48.329
and then some, you know. It's real smooth and,

01:06:48.389 --> 01:06:52.869
I mean. Yeah, well, if you, yeah, I don't know

01:06:52.869 --> 01:06:54.690
how many, this is a single barrel, so I don't

01:06:54.690 --> 01:06:57.139
know how many bottles they have of this. But

01:06:57.139 --> 01:06:58.920
it's going to be a once it's done, it's done

01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:01.400
kind of a thing. And this is a six -year -old

01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:06.920
Kentucky straight. You know what? We make fun

01:07:06.920 --> 01:07:11.380
of the thing. It makes a huge difference. Do

01:07:11.380 --> 01:07:13.980
you guys do that? Because you should. Do it even

01:07:13.980 --> 01:07:16.400
if you think it's goofy at first. I'm getting

01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:18.420
much more out of it. Well, it's because you're

01:07:18.420 --> 01:07:24.199
exposing your tongue to oxygen. And it's a reapplication

01:07:24.199 --> 01:07:26.389
every time. I mean, I don't want to do it in

01:07:26.389 --> 01:07:31.489
the mic. Right. I do. We all have. Yeah. Yeah,

01:07:31.489 --> 01:07:34.269
it's really good. You're like stretching your

01:07:34.269 --> 01:07:36.449
labia is what you're doing there. I know. Lord.

01:07:37.449 --> 01:07:40.969
Okay, why? How is the analogy there? Yeah. Yeah.

01:07:41.369 --> 01:07:43.530
Don't worry about it. Yeah, look away. So Bardstown.

01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:45.889
Look away, Jeff. Just look away. He did. He's

01:07:45.889 --> 01:07:47.650
like, I just said that. Don't make eye contact

01:07:47.650 --> 01:07:49.250
with me right now. I'll send that to you later.

01:07:50.190 --> 01:07:56.139
Okay. So what house is the Bardstown on? Bardstown.

01:07:56.139 --> 01:07:58.360
They're their own thing. Yeah, okay, so they're

01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:02.940
not on here? They should be. Bardstown? It should

01:08:02.940 --> 01:08:07.500
be in the... I don't think Bardstown is on here.

01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:09.599
I can't read the purple, so who knows what's

01:08:09.599 --> 01:08:12.099
in the purple? That's Willett. Yeah, Willett

01:08:12.099 --> 01:08:15.539
is the purple. So we've got the House of Bourbon.

01:08:15.940 --> 01:08:17.659
Bardstown's got to be on there, guys. That's

01:08:17.659 --> 01:08:21.529
a major one. Okay, so... On this chart, they

01:08:21.529 --> 01:08:24.149
do not put the single -off ones, right? So if

01:08:24.149 --> 01:08:26.550
it's just Bardstown and they just make Bardstown,

01:08:26.670 --> 01:08:29.010
that's not going to be on there. Yeah, Bardstown

01:08:29.010 --> 01:08:32.109
just makes Bardstown this. What a shitty chart,

01:08:32.210 --> 01:08:35.810
man. Did you come up with this, Chuck? Thanks

01:08:35.810 --> 01:08:38.750
for printing the shitty chart, Chuck. I think

01:08:38.750 --> 01:08:41.970
next time make it all that dark purple with black

01:08:41.970 --> 01:08:44.590
ink. What a massive letdown. Kind of like your

01:08:44.590 --> 01:08:50.710
boob shelf pics. Yeah. You're not on a good streak

01:08:50.710 --> 01:08:52.949
right now, Chuck. We did two of the distillery.

01:08:52.970 --> 01:08:54.630
We actually hit this on the way out of town.

01:08:55.740 --> 01:08:59.800
We got there about 9 .30. We threw a big brick

01:08:59.800 --> 01:09:02.159
in there and just went there. Julie was your

01:09:02.159 --> 01:09:05.260
getaway driver? She was. Actually, she was driving.

01:09:05.279 --> 01:09:07.000
She was rear -ended all the way through the glass.

01:09:07.539 --> 01:09:10.979
Just drove through. That is more her style, by

01:09:10.979 --> 01:09:14.560
the way. By the way, the Frey folks reached out

01:09:14.560 --> 01:09:18.819
to me. What did they say? They said, good luck.

01:09:19.880 --> 01:09:23.779
Yep. They said, because I was inquiring about

01:09:23.779 --> 01:09:27.140
the 100 % wheat, and they were saying, well,

01:09:27.199 --> 01:09:29.880
we got another release happening later this year,

01:09:30.039 --> 01:09:33.760
but it's in -house purchase only. So you got

01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:37.079
to go to the distillery to purchase it. And that's

01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:40.500
in Utah? It's in Nevada. It's in Fallon, Nevada.

01:09:40.880 --> 01:09:44.439
So I'm just trying to figure out, wrap my head,

01:09:44.520 --> 01:09:47.680
what the cost associated with that pickup is

01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:50.119
going to be. Well, you fly into. Well, you're

01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:52.939
going to be $300, $400 to fly into Reno. Can't

01:09:52.939 --> 01:09:55.220
we just. What is the name of that? We need to

01:09:55.220 --> 01:09:58.000
contact that liquor place and ask him to go buy

01:09:58.000 --> 01:10:00.100
it, and we'll just pad him a couple hundred bucks.

01:10:00.340 --> 01:10:04.479
That's Battle Born Spirit and Wine. Battle Born?

01:10:04.680 --> 01:10:10.180
Battle Born. That sounds like a bar in Skyrim.

01:10:10.279 --> 01:10:19.880
He's got a Instagram. You know, I'm not giving

01:10:19.880 --> 01:10:21.760
up because I got to tell you that buttercream

01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:25.300
wheat that we had out there from Frey is desirable.

01:10:26.420 --> 01:10:28.579
Super, super fantastic. I didn't like it at all.

01:10:28.579 --> 01:10:31.079
I don't even like it. At all. I respect that.

01:10:31.220 --> 01:10:33.020
But you know what? I enjoyed it tremendously.

01:10:33.260 --> 01:10:35.460
What was the one I didn't like at first? The

01:10:35.460 --> 01:10:39.500
Ambrosia or Ambo? The RD1 Spirits? The Amarano?

01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:42.340
Amarano. Yeah, that stuff turned out to be delicious.

01:10:42.739 --> 01:10:45.449
It did. And I own it. I own it. I had a total

01:10:45.449 --> 01:10:48.850
180 on that one. So maybe if I try to pray again.

01:10:49.310 --> 01:10:51.470
We've got RD1 spirits that are supposedly going

01:10:51.470 --> 01:10:54.390
to be joining us in the third week of May, I

01:10:54.390 --> 01:10:56.590
think, or something like that. Outstanding. Maybe

01:10:56.590 --> 01:10:58.310
the fourth. I don't know. Yeah, there is. That's

01:10:58.310 --> 01:11:00.810
the guy right there. That's him. I'm going to

01:11:00.810 --> 01:11:03.289
reach out to him. Rare character. They're the

01:11:03.289 --> 01:11:07.550
rare character. Rare character. Beautiful. That's

01:11:07.550 --> 01:11:13.699
him. Nice guy. Knows his shit, too, man. there's

01:11:13.699 --> 01:11:15.439
another rare character well this was a fun podcast

01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:18.359
guys yeah we shared some interesting stories

01:11:18.359 --> 01:11:21.899
I gotta find that I gotta find that guy on Instagram

01:11:21.899 --> 01:11:25.020
yeah there was some good stories you know yeah

01:11:25.020 --> 01:11:29.079
can't remember any of them me neither you know

01:11:29.079 --> 01:11:31.279
what I will tell you that so people that I'll

01:11:31.279 --> 01:11:33.479
be everywhere man people that listen they'll

01:11:33.479 --> 01:11:35.590
like come up to me and they'll be like Yeah,

01:11:35.630 --> 01:11:37.710
so how'd you like that blah, blah, blah? I did

01:11:37.710 --> 01:11:39.470
that too. And I was like, what are you talking

01:11:39.470 --> 01:11:41.310
about? Yeah. And they're like, on the podcast,

01:11:41.430 --> 01:11:42.970
you talked about blah, blah, blah. I was like,

01:11:43.069 --> 01:11:46.850
we did? Really? What podcast? Yes. I mean, dude,

01:11:47.069 --> 01:11:49.869
I have no memory of anything we do here. That's

01:11:49.869 --> 01:11:53.310
not good. It's crazy. Well, if you need a recap,

01:11:53.470 --> 01:11:54.989
you can always check us out on the Facebook or

01:11:54.989 --> 01:11:57.050
Instagram. Right. So check us out, dudeslikeus

01:11:57.050 --> 01:12:00.489
-podcast, dudeslikeus. dudeslikeus -woodcraft

01:12:00.489 --> 01:12:05.850
on Instagram or Facebook. About to crash. No,

01:12:05.930 --> 01:12:08.369
this is good. I haven't even... Yeah, I'm going

01:12:08.369 --> 01:12:11.010
to enjoy this. Me too. A little I got left. Yeah,

01:12:11.050 --> 01:12:12.270
I don't have a lot left. How much time do we

01:12:12.270 --> 01:12:15.270
have? We didn't even give it a score. Oh, okay.

01:12:15.590 --> 01:12:21.029
110 proof. I'm going... I'm going to go 7 .8.

01:12:21.510 --> 01:12:23.489
I was going to give it an 8. I'm going to give

01:12:23.489 --> 01:12:28.149
it an 8 .1. It's good. It's good stuff. I'm not

01:12:28.149 --> 01:12:29.750
going to say fabulous because that's Jeff's word,

01:12:29.810 --> 01:12:33.270
but it's fantastic. It is fantastic. Stupendous.

01:12:33.909 --> 01:12:39.170
Very nice. All right. All right. Well, why don't

01:12:39.170 --> 01:12:42.170
you sign us out, Mr. Come on. Sign us out, Mr.

01:12:42.310 --> 01:12:45.029
Sean. I was enjoying it. And frankly, I think

01:12:45.029 --> 01:12:46.550
I choked a little bit. All right, dudes, I guess

01:12:46.550 --> 01:12:48.630
I'm Sean. Okay. Wow, that was tough. I'm Paul.

01:12:48.770 --> 01:12:49.250
I'm Jeff.