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Dudes like us, we are go flight. Very interesting

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that the elephants surrounded the younger one.

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Did they? Yeah. You didn't see that? At the very

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end, they all kind of backed in. They did. And

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protected the... So we're watching a video of

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a zoo in San Diego that got hit. Huh? It was

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not San Diego? Oh, the San Diego Zoo. Oh, I'm

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sorry. Watch. And so it was a 5 .2, and the elephants,

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they do. They protect the small one right around

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the middle. Yeah, so they run around for a second

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trying to figure out what the fuck's going on,

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and then they collapse in every different direction

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and face outward to protect the young elephant.

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Yeah. That is fascinating. They're probably thinking

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it's a stampede or something. Yeah, who knows

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what they were thinking. Well, they were probably

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scoping out any risk or dangers. They're looking

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around. They're like, we're going to fuck somebody

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up. You know, they were tooting their horns.

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Yeah, they're like, we're going to kill everybody.

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And then they come back into a group. They turn

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their backs to the young one, and they protect

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them. Look at that. Yeah, I'm totally thinking

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they're thinking there's a stampede coming. Or

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maybe they're doing a circle jerk. Could be.

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Sniff my butt. Sniff my butt. That's what animals

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do when there's earthquakes. Oh, now they got

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arrows. Why are we doing arrows? Yeah, come on.

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People are stupid. For those folks listening

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to the Dudes Like Us podcast, we found out that

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there was a small little San Francisco 5 .2 on

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the Richter scale. San Francisco or San Diego?

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San Diego. San Diego. San Diego. So I initially

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found out about this this afternoon. There's

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a shout out to Shitty, Mr. Brian out in San Diego.

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He was at work. He was like, yeah, the whole

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fucking building was moving. Yo. Earthquakes

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are intense. You guys have never been through

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one, really, have you? I was in one. There was

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actually one in Cincinnati when I was growing

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up. And I was laying on the sofa watching a James

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Bond movie on WTBS. I don't even know what day

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it was. And I was laying there with my little

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afghan pulled up. Saturday morning. And it could

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have been Saturday morning. And it rattled a

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little bit. I could feel it. And that was about

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it. You don't get a lot in Cincinnati. No. But

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there was something. That was the only time that

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I ever felt anything. As far as Earthquake goes.

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I remember the time we went to Poncho's and then

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we came back and you took a huge dump. That was

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about the closest I've been to it. Oh, dude.

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Rattles. What the hell is that? What's happening?

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What Jeff happened? Poncho's. I don't know how

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they stayed open so long because that stuff was

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just caustic to the gastrointestinal. Was that

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when you - Raised a flag. Yeah, you raised a

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little flag to get more nasty shit. More diarrhea

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on a plate. Oh, God. I heard they used whale

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fat as the - Are you saying they're no longer

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around? I don't believe so. I haven't seen them.

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There are a couple around, at least there were.

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I remember I went to one, and I had to, on the

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way home, it hit. And I had to run. That's when

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I first moved here. We didn't know any better.

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We're like, oh, it's a Mexican buffet. Let's

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go. Me and my roommate. Oh, because it was excellent.

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Yeah. We ate there. We're eating shit out of

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it. And I was on the way back. It was probably

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about a 20 minute drive. I was like, you need

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to hurry. And then I sprinted all the way. Of

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course, our apartment was nowhere close to the

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parking lot. So I was doing the I got a shit

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run going up to the steps and clenching and everything.

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It was a full disc. Explosive. Oh, it was painful.

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What a great, great visual. All right, the first

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second half of our podcast is launched in nice,

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nice prime. Thank you for that visual. I don't

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think I went back after that. Did you like blast

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the back of the toilet, shrapnel everywhere?

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As I was sitting down, you know, hit the tank.

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I'm just seeing him push his stomach out and

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arching his back. He's got that shimmy. He's

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got that sound. His arms are out and he's like.

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Like a walrus. Somebody help me. Yeah, anyway.

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In Texas? Wow. I say we don't go. Challenge accepted.

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I say we don't go. We did hit all of them. Look,

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I think. I think their food was fun. It's probably

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like 15 bucks for the – I mean, when I was first

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going there in El Paso, I think it was like $4

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.95 for all you can eat. Yeah, it was cheap.

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This was back in 93 when we were there. Would

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you say CeCe's Pizza falls into this same sort

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of category? I am out on CeCe's Pizza until the

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day ever, forever. I'm done. I think CeCe's is

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better than Poncho's, but it still sucks. Paul's

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son worked there, and they have a conveyor where

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the pizza would run through the cooking process,

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and at the other end, you need to be there to

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catch the pizza. Yeah, it's not sophisticated.

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It just falls on the floor. It falls on the floor.

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Yeah, it doesn't have the beam going across like

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at Amazon warehouses where the things all stop.

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Yeah, they just fall off. All right, well, it's

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Dudes Like Us podcast. Chuck, Mr. Producer, thank

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you. They sweep it off the floor and blow it

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off and put it back in the... Absolutely. They

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didn't even care. That's going on. That's what

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he said. It's a compilation of errors here. Anyway,

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all right. All right, well, Dudes Like Us, I'm

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Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And we've got a

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wonderful second half of the podcast, all primed

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and ready to rock and roll, including the ponchos.

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I want to go. I'd love to go. I'll try it again.

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It's been 20... I'm sure they have to refine

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their stuff. 32 years. What was the closest one,

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Mesquite? Arlington, Mesquite. How far is Mesquite?

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It's probably about 45 minutes from here. I don't

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know where on Mesquite. Is there a distillery

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close to Mesquite? It's got to be. I can't recall

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one being over there, but I think we've got a

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plan. Well, if we want to go to Arlington, we

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could swing by Texas TX Whiskey. We could. Is

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that anywhere near Arlington? I think it kind

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of is. We could invite Larry. Larry's out in

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Weatherford. We can do that. Is that where Poncho's?

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What are all those stars out there? I don't know

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what's happening. You've got a lot of stars out

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there on your Google Maps. Those are all the

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Poncho's he went to. This seems to be an inefficient

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search. Are you a Google Map expert? No, he's

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got like your Adobe experience. What is Firewater

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Liquor? Is that a liquor store? It's up there,

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right there. Oh, okay. That's a liquor store.

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What? All right, so to answer the question, yes,

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TX Whiskey is southwest of us. Yes. And on the

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way out there. Well, whatever, man. I'm just

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saying we make it a journey. I mean, I kind of

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liked it. I mean, it's very gluttonous there,

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but, you know. Oh, you've been to TX Whiskey?

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No, the ponchos. Oh, ponchos. Oh, my wife loved

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ponchos. It was like a thing. It was like we

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took the kids there. It was cheap. It was a lot

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of food. The kids have a ball because they get

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to play with the flag. Yes. Stop. We're not ready

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yet. Yeah, it's like all you can eat. But we

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were always ready. I was. It closes soon. Can

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I tell you a quick story? Because I was giving

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Chuck shit about not being able to work the Google

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Maps. Brody, you know what Brody said to me the

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other day? I was struggling with my iPhone. I

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didn't know. He's like, you can track me anytime

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you want. All you got to do is blah, blah, blah.

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I was like, I don't know. He goes, Dad, they

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have iPhone classes for old people. He was serious.

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He wasn't being a dick. I was like. Shut up.

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I was like, what an asshole. I hate to say we

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are old. Dude, I mean, he was like frustrated.

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He was like, they have classes you can take old

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people for iPhone training. I wanted to kick

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his ass. I was like, you should. It's so disrespectful.

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But he's right. I mean, there's a ton of shit

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I don't know how to do on my phone. Yeah, well,

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you know, I'm in the same boat. We're turning

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into our parents. Where the technology. It's

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passing you by. Parents, like, they couldn't

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program the VCR or whatever it was, right? Whatever

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the technology was at the time, and you got frustrated

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with them? Dad, you just hit this button, this

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button, you have to flip these switches, we're

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not there. We're done. We're done. We're us.

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That's us. Now we'll record A -Team every other

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Wednesday. How'd you make it do that? And then

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they call you. I can't get it to. Recorded Laverne

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and Shirley instead. How do I fix that? Did it

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piss you off when they'd preempt something and

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then they'd delay the broadcast of what you wanted

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to tape? And then you would get the first half

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of it and you would get the second half. It was

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not sophisticated back then. It wasn't sophisticated

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recording. You're right. It was a meltdown. What

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was the box? TiVo. TiVo, yeah. TiVo changed everything.

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Yeah. Is TiVo still around? No. Well, I mean,

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that's used to record rabbits. DirecTV bought

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TiVo and then just worked it into DirecTV. That's

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what I was going to say. Did away with TiVo.

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I think they just kind of merged. They did away

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with the TiVo name. But TiVo was purchased by

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DirecTV. Interesting. And how is DirecTV doing?

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I mean, aren't people moving? I don't think the

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satellites are doing well. I thought so. But

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what I'm hearing is people are getting frustrated

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with having 15 subscriptions. That's me. They're

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like, it's cheaper to go back to satellite. That's

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me, man. I've got... It's ridiculous how many

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subscriptions I have. Yeah. To music and streaming.

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Yep. I've got three different music. Well, you

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just did one. I've got Amazon, Apple, and Spotify.

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I think I have Spotify. You pay for Spotify?

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No, I don't. I just got Amazon. I have Amazon.

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There's no perfect remedy out there. My family

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uses Apple, and I use Amazon. So what am I supposed

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to do? Go to Apple. And then convert my entire

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playlist of 3 ,000 songs. You can. Convert it?

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Yeah, I did. Or do it one song at a time? When

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I did Amazon to Spotify, when I shut down my

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Amazon, I Googled, how do I move my Amazon account

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to Spotify? Oh, you do this, this, and that,

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and imported it all. I'm sure. So your purchases

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are reciprocal? Are you buying songs on Amazon?

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I don't know. I know. You buy a lot of movies.

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If you're buying songs, I don't know. But that's

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different than Amazon Music. Right. But if you're

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buying songs, I don't know. But if you have a

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playlist of just the songs. I have 3 ,000 songs

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in my library. Yeah. That you paid for? No, no.

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It's all part of free is the Amazon Music Plus.

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Go out there and Google, can I move my - Well,

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it's not free. I paid for Amazon Music Plus.

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Yeah. I paid 14 bucks a month or whatever it

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is. Yeah, that's what I used to do. And I was

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like, I'm done paying that because - Amazon was

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struggling with Sonos. It doesn't work as well.

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Sonos. Sonos. They made changes. It would only

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play 100 songs of your playlist. Huh. The same

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100 songs over and over and over again. Yes,

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the first 100. That was it. That's all that would

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load. And now you hate those songs. You hate

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them. Is it still, oh, that must be on the second

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generation. Could be. So I was like, screw that.

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And I was like, but I don't want to lose my playlist.

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Right. So I Googled and it says you just do this.

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It was a different program. Yeah, but you had

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to pay for the Spotify? Yeah. Okay. I just discontinued

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my Amazon. Okay. It's the same price. Yeah, you're

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going to pay a subscription no matter what, but

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he's saying it was easy to like, you know. Yeah,

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it was. I mean, it's all easy. You just got to

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learn how to do it. Hell, I called Jeff at fucking

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920 last night. I was like, dude, I've done this

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several times. I went to the public library,

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the Frisco Public Library, and I'm trying to

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read. I'm trying to get the book transferred

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from the public library over to Kindle. And I

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was like, what the fuck? And he was just like,

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there's a drop -down. And as soon as he said

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drop -down, I was like. And so it stays on your

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Kindle. For two weeks. Yeah, for two weeks, for

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as long as you're checking it out. I need to

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do that. I'm traveling tomorrow, and I have nothing

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to read. Damn it, I waited too long. Do you know

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what your library card number is in your login?

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I don't have a library card. That was amazing

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because I went there and they were like, I've

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never seen a library card this old. Because I

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had the original library card. That's what I

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have. You were like, we're up to like 10 digits

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now. I was like, I have how many digits? Well,

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I have five. And I think you had five as well.

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Isn't that crazy? We're up to 10 digits now.

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I don't think I've ever had a library card. Well,

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you're not going to be able to get it for tomorrow,

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but for the next time you travel, go to the library.

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You maybe don't do it online. Get a library card.

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You log in, and then you just download the Frisco

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library app. Search for whatever book you want.

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Do it all online. I don't even need to go to

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the library. No, not at all. Dude. Nope. What

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the hell, man? I think it's wonderful. I mean,

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I've taken advantage of the system a lot. I mean,

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I think the library one is good. Regarding music,

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I have procured thousands and thousands and thousands

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of songs using, I don't want to say pirating

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software, but using software by design. It's

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kind of like I go to, I think it's called Audible.

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Napster? No, no. It wasn't like Napster or Map.

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It wasn't like Napster. I know what you're saying.

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It wasn't where I download it. And I have it.

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Actually, I've done that too, but that's not

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what I'm referring to. This is one, I think it's

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called Audible or Audibles or something like

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that. Audible is the e -books. So they changed

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it. Someone bought them out, but there was a

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program out there, and I don't remember the name

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of it exactly, but it was a legit program. And

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all you do is you go to Amazon Music and you

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pick out whatever song you want, I don't care

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what it is, and you load it to the playlist and

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you play it. But this other app, had a way where

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you could take that song that you were playing

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and kind of like renting the book from Kindle.

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This one you could send, hey, I want to play

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it over. It was Audacity. That's what it was.

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I want to play it on Audacity. And I would send

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hundreds of songs over to Audacity. And Audacity

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would play them. And once it played it, it kept

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it. That's how I was getting it. It never checked

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them back in. Well, no, it checked it back in

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immediately. So it would play it, but as it's

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playing it, it's recording it. Oh, I see. So

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it's just kind of like it's playing. It's making

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a copy. It's making a copy when it starts playing

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it. And you can sit there and play it. It plays

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at times eight, and it was just like I was just

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dumping thousands of songs. I mean, I have an

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incredible library. I do, man. I can see an invoice

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arriving, and it says. $27 ,000 from Audacity.

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Right. Well, I mean, it wasn't Audacity. It'd

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be Amazon, if anything. Well, also with the Frisco

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Library, and you could do this as well, Sean,

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is you could download the Audible books as well

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for free and listen to it. I'd rather read it.

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But if you're driving on a road, for like a road

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trip, because my wife and I would do that. Actually,

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this was before the apps and everything. We'd

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go down to the library, get the CDs. And we'd

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throw them in the car to listen to them. Yeah.

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Smart. Yeah. There was, I mean, there was a time.

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Hell, they had compact discs there, the CDs.

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Yeah. You could go there and do it. I remember

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I went to the library and I had two laptops with

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me. And that's all I was doing. I was sitting

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up there. I'd take the CD. And you were burning

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the CDs? I would take it and I would upload it

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straight to the hard drive. John. Dude, it was

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like, it was. Yeah. It was easy. I mean, it was

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just like, you know, it was there. I mean, yeah,

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I know that's wrong. I recognize that. So how

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did Napster was the very first file sharing one?

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I don't know if it was the first, but it was

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the biggest thing at the time. And it was free?

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Yes. Yeah, there was LimeWire, Napster, Morpheus.

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But then they started charging. They started

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charging because they got a massive lawsuit.

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Well, they got in trouble, right? They did. And

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actually, I just saw a news story where Napster

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just got purchased for like $200 million or something

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like that. I didn't know they were still around.

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I didn't know that. Yeah, I saw some news article

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that says Napster just purchased, and it was

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some astronomical number. I was like, why would

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that be relevant anymore at all? Because there's

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a lot of file sharing outside. Napster was kind

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of originally. you know, for music. But, you

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know, there were a lot of other things it did,

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too. It did movies, a lot of porn, a lot of programs,

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games. Okay. Video games. You know, there's...

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So it was general file sharing. It wasn't just...

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It was traditionally just all file sharing, peer

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-to -peer. It was acquired by Infinite Reality

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for $207 million in March of 2025. Damn. With

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plans to transform it into a virtual 3D concept

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platform. So obviously it's morphed into something

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else, didn't they? Well, and obviously it has...

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It isn't. It's the technology stack. It's probably

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the tech. Yeah, exactly. It's not there. You

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can't access it to download the latest Journey

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song. Right, right, right, right. The latest

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Journey song. Yeah, but I bet they have an incredible

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library of people that have logged on as far

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as IP addresses go and just the personal data

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from everybody. I mean, that's what they're paying

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for. It might be a customer list. Well, I mean,

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seriously, if you think about it. Well, think

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how old that is. I don't have the same IP address.

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Right. I'm sure the address migrates. I mean,

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redirects. I have different companies, different

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locations. I'm talking like, for example, your

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Yahoo account, you know, or your Gmail account.

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I'm using a completely different one. Well, you

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are. Or your MySpace page. I mean, hell, there's

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people out there. MySpace. There are a lot of

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people out there that have the same ones. Hell,

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there's people out there that still have AOL.

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I still have my Hotmail, but I don't use that

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for anything like that, though. My father has

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net zero email. I remember net zero. He still

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has an active net zero email account. Wow. Isn't

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that crazy? Who runs that now? Who hosts that?

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Net zero. It's still net zero. They just have

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like a server and a... closet somewhere dude

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yeah this one guy that's just sitting there keeping

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it alive next to hillary clinton's right right

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that's been bleached it's it's insane yeah well

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it's amazing how far and i remember specifically

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the the being in the hotels i was in the hotels

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at the time in the mid 90s that's when uh the

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internet kind of started getting going right

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yeah And you had AOL was the big thing back then.

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Oh, yeah. It was huge. I'll never forget that,

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the modem router sound. Oh, yeah. You've got

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mail. I've got 14 .4 baud rate. You know, it

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was ridiculous. And you had all night to wait

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for that image to download. Yes, that black and

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white gif. Of the boob. I am never going to be

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able to whack off. It's going to take forever.

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You're just like slow rolling it? The beginning

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of porn was awful. Well, it's like, you know,

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you'd go out there and you'd look at these songs.

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You're like, okay, that's a four minute song

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at four megabytes. That's going to take me three

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hours to download. And I remember. Is it worth

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it? We were in the dorm, right? And I was the

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one that probably had the most sophisticated

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computer and modem. Okay. I had a 2400 bond.

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Yes. Yes. Oh, I was the shit. Anyway, so. They

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would come in and they would use my computer

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to go on the BBS. Remember BBS? Bulletin Board

00:20:01.710 --> 00:20:05.589
Service? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. And they would download

00:20:05.589 --> 00:20:09.210
the GIFs, right? The genesis of porn, right?

00:20:09.289 --> 00:20:11.450
The real pixelated shit. Yes. And they would

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wait. And they would wait. And they would wait.

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And then... Something would happen, like the

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modem would hang up. The phone would ring. Yes,

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yes. That's what it was. The phone would ring,

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and they'd be like, no! They've been waiting

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for like 45 minutes or an hour for this picture

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to come up. And you know, one of the ones was,

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do you remember when Rob Lowe had that underage?

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Sex tape? Yes, yes, that's right. It was a sex

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tape. Well, one of those was an image still from

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that tape. Of his? This dong? No, no, no, of

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him with some underage chick, remember? So it

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was kiddie porn. Well, I mean, I don't know.

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She was 17, I guess. I don't know. I have no

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idea. But anyway, they were waiting for that

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picture to come through, and yeah, somebody called.

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No! And wasn't there something on the Touchstone

00:21:01.750 --> 00:21:04.670
phone that you could make it not? You had to

00:21:04.670 --> 00:21:08.079
put in a code. To have it not ring. Right. Well,

00:21:08.099 --> 00:21:09.720
I mean, if you turn off call waiting or whatever,

00:21:09.839 --> 00:21:11.880
right? Yes. Yeah. That's what it was. Turn off

00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:14.680
call. See. Star 69 or something. Our generation,

00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:17.619
our kids' generation have no idea what we're

00:21:17.619 --> 00:21:20.619
talking about. No. The different. Star 69. Like

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register. That was call back. When you had to

00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:24.359
register for classes with your touchdown phone.

00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:28.259
Oh, yeah. Yes. Ah, I screwed up. See, I used

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my computer and my modem to auto dial. Oh. And

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they were like, can I use your computer? register.

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Oh, hell. I mean, think about the time when it's

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a Friday night. We want to go to the movies.

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We're going to have a do -do -do -do -do -do.

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If you know the name of the movie, press one.

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To list from a picket movie is press two. Movie

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phone. I remember that guy did movie phone. It

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was just some guy in his garage who started that

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thing and he turned into this multi -millionaire

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and all of a sudden that thing probably died.

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Instantaneously. Boom. Gone. Movie phone. Depict

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from a list of movie theaters. Press three. Or

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you had to file your taxes with paper. Yeah.

00:22:05.990 --> 00:22:09.089
That's when you got away with murder. We lived

00:22:09.089 --> 00:22:12.509
during a period that was really unusual, right?

00:22:12.609 --> 00:22:17.509
The birth of the internet. We had so much massive

00:22:17.509 --> 00:22:20.329
technology change in our life. You had to go

00:22:20.329 --> 00:22:23.329
to the post office to get tax forms. Right. You're

00:22:23.329 --> 00:22:26.549
1040. I mean, dude, where we started and where

00:22:26.549 --> 00:22:28.809
we are now compared to where our kids started.

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And where they're going to end up, God, who knows,

00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:33.839
right? I mean, with AI and robots and shit, but

00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:37.960
who knows? But, dude, we lived some crazy -ass

00:22:37.960 --> 00:22:39.359
technology. They're going to be like the people

00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:42.259
in Wall -E. Yes. Like the virtual reality, big

00:22:42.259 --> 00:22:45.359
fat blobs on floating chairs. Exactly. Exactly.

00:22:45.500 --> 00:22:48.059
Yes. They were already headed that way. Some

00:22:48.059 --> 00:22:51.319
of the younger ones are. Yeah. Yeah. I hope not,

00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:53.980
but it seems to be the trend. Have our kids ever

00:22:53.980 --> 00:22:56.079
received a busy signal when they call someone?

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Do they know what that is? Do they even know

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what that is? What is that? I think the phone's

00:23:02.829 --> 00:23:07.769
down. I don't know. I don't think so, but God.

00:23:08.569 --> 00:23:11.049
That was horrific. I'm trying to get through.

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It's like, Jesus. Paul, will you get off the

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phone? The busy signal. Remember they had shared

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lines? What do they call those? Party lines.

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Party lines. Like a different house. Yes. Imagine

00:23:22.450 --> 00:23:24.549
picking up your phone. Somebody's like, oh, baby.

00:23:24.829 --> 00:23:28.849
Yeah, that's what. Can I use the phone? Get off

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the phone, mom. Come on. That's within the same

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house. But you had ones that were different houses.

00:23:34.250 --> 00:23:37.049
Yeah. What the hell, man? What do you mean? Oh,

00:23:37.089 --> 00:23:39.869
so I can call a friend and be on a three -way

00:23:39.869 --> 00:23:42.470
chat with you? No, it was a shared line, meaning

00:23:42.470 --> 00:23:44.930
you lived down the street. It was like the same

00:23:44.930 --> 00:23:46.769
number and you shared it. And we shared a phone

00:23:46.769 --> 00:23:49.910
line. Oh, that's ridiculous. It absolutely happened.

00:23:50.170 --> 00:23:52.730
Yeah. It happened. Well, I mean, I can see how

00:23:52.730 --> 00:23:55.410
easy it is. I mean, the wires are there. It's

00:23:55.410 --> 00:23:57.950
easy to do. And then it became intra -house.

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Yes. You were talking to your girlfriend. Mom,

00:24:00.990 --> 00:24:06.769
I'm on the phone. Yes. just before us. I think

00:24:06.769 --> 00:24:09.069
they may have been ending right as we were becoming

00:24:09.069 --> 00:24:12.309
of age. It probably was more rural as well. I

00:24:12.309 --> 00:24:13.730
use the party line. It's kind of like, hold on

00:24:13.730 --> 00:24:16.910
a second, and you tap the line once, and it's

00:24:16.910 --> 00:24:19.430
like, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, and you dial the

00:24:19.430 --> 00:24:21.109
other number, and you talk to that person, hey,

00:24:21.170 --> 00:24:22.670
I'm going to join, and you tap it again, and

00:24:22.670 --> 00:24:24.150
it joins to the third person again. It's a conference

00:24:24.150 --> 00:24:25.849
call, right? Yeah, it's a conference call. Which

00:24:25.849 --> 00:24:28.480
is different than party line, but yes. Shoot,

00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:30.400
that's what I called a party line. Yeah. No,

00:24:30.460 --> 00:24:33.140
it was different. It literally was a sheriff's

00:24:33.140 --> 00:24:35.119
line. Just like when you said, Mom, I'm on the

00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:37.180
phone. Don't pick up. It would be your neighbor

00:24:37.180 --> 00:24:39.019
who's picking up the phone, listening on your

00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:41.859
conversation. So you're on a 1 -900 number, and

00:24:41.859 --> 00:24:45.599
you're talking to Levi, Carolyn. Do they still

00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:49.119
have 1 -900 porn numbers? I don't know. Does

00:24:49.119 --> 00:24:52.720
that still exist? Why would you? Yeah, subdued.

00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:55.579
I don't know. Subdued with a high voice, with

00:24:55.579 --> 00:24:58.740
a voice modulator. Hi, my name is Chuck. Now

00:24:58.740 --> 00:25:01.579
it's just AI. I'm a Pisces. I think that died

00:25:01.579 --> 00:25:05.559
with Girls Gone Wild videos and Miss Cleo. Girls

00:25:05.559 --> 00:25:07.980
Gone Wild? Whatever. What happened to him? Is

00:25:07.980 --> 00:25:10.079
he in prison or is he on the lam? He probably

00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:14.160
got killed. He made lots of money. He did. Because

00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:17.660
it was a big old scam. Was it? Yes. What are

00:25:17.660 --> 00:25:20.799
you talking about? A bus went around? This guy

00:25:20.799 --> 00:25:23.240
would go around and pay chicks to party with

00:25:23.240 --> 00:25:25.339
him, get him drunk, and he would videotape it.

00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:28.559
Yeah. Oh, they weren't, was it not consensual

00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:31.640
for them to be? They supposedly agreed to it,

00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:33.460
but I think where he got himself in trouble is

00:25:33.460 --> 00:25:35.960
he would ask if they were of age, and they would

00:25:35.960 --> 00:25:39.099
say yes, and they would be underage. So he's

00:25:39.099 --> 00:25:43.140
like showing boobs of a 16 -year -old. But that

00:25:43.140 --> 00:25:45.119
shit happens. That's what ended up getting him

00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:47.500
in trouble. Joe Francis. Yeah, Joe Francis, that's

00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:51.130
what it was. 70 counts. racketeering and drug

00:25:51.130 --> 00:25:53.430
trafficking, prostitution, and promoting the

00:25:53.430 --> 00:25:56.250
sexual performance of children. Oh, God. They

00:25:56.250 --> 00:25:59.230
threw everything at him. Oh, yeah. He was...

00:25:59.230 --> 00:26:03.910
Well, let's be fair. He was a piece of shit.

00:26:04.210 --> 00:26:06.450
Of course. I mean, good for him for trying to

00:26:06.450 --> 00:26:09.809
be innovative, but, I mean, look, you cross the

00:26:09.809 --> 00:26:12.309
line. You got to check. If you're going to be

00:26:12.309 --> 00:26:13.910
making that much money on it, because it was

00:26:13.910 --> 00:26:15.789
a great concept, let's be honest, we all looked

00:26:15.789 --> 00:26:19.400
at it. Have you guys seen the... How could you

00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:21.519
not? They had the pay -per -view channel. Yeah,

00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:24.339
pay -per -channel. Girls Gone Wild. Grandma's

00:26:24.339 --> 00:26:27.220
Gone Wild. I saw the commercials. I never did

00:26:27.220 --> 00:26:32.140
the PPVs. No, I didn't. Basically, it's a party.

00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:34.480
There's just a bunch of girls dancing. They lift

00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:37.779
their shirt up. All they do is a flash. Is that

00:26:37.779 --> 00:26:41.680
it? Well, back then, that was... That was a lot.

00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:43.660
And you didn't have to wait 45 minutes to download

00:26:43.660 --> 00:26:45.640
the image. Beat the shit out of the Sears catalog,

00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:48.740
that's for sure. I mean, shit, I remember with

00:26:48.740 --> 00:26:54.019
cable, like the Showtime. It would be blocked

00:26:54.019 --> 00:26:56.740
out. Red Shoe Diaries were blocked out, but sometimes

00:26:56.740 --> 00:26:59.319
that blurry image. Was that a boob? With the

00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:01.200
lines. Oh, yeah. It would get kind of stuck,

00:27:01.380 --> 00:27:03.019
and you'd see a little bit of it. Unscramble.

00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:07.029
Yeah, unscramble, sort of. But you'd sit there

00:27:07.029 --> 00:27:08.769
for an hour going, I know what's coming up. I

00:27:08.769 --> 00:27:10.390
know what's coming up. And that's when you get

00:27:10.390 --> 00:27:14.450
one of these friends that have this nefarious

00:27:14.450 --> 00:27:16.789
box that shows up, and they've got these little

00:27:16.789 --> 00:27:22.549
cylinder RF. You screw them into the coaxial

00:27:22.549 --> 00:27:25.910
cables, and they filter out. You want HBO? I've

00:27:25.910 --> 00:27:29.450
got a filter for that. You want USA? I've got

00:27:29.450 --> 00:27:32.430
a filter for that. Right. I had a filter that

00:27:32.430 --> 00:27:37.349
gave a bunch of different ones. Hustler? I don't

00:27:37.349 --> 00:27:39.250
think they had Hustler on TV, but they did have

00:27:39.250 --> 00:27:41.150
like a porn channel on there. They really did.

00:27:41.750 --> 00:27:46.309
It had everything. But I had, I think I may have

00:27:46.309 --> 00:27:49.089
even shared this story before. I lived in Irving,

00:27:49.109 --> 00:27:55.029
Texas, and I wanted to circumvent the whole house

00:27:55.029 --> 00:27:58.509
so that I didn't have to go to each TV and hook

00:27:58.509 --> 00:28:00.769
it up. So there's a telephone pole behind my

00:28:00.769 --> 00:28:02.750
house. I got my ladder out, climbed up the telephone

00:28:02.750 --> 00:28:05.589
pole, got... The cable, the little cylinder,

00:28:05.730 --> 00:28:08.809
and I screwed it on there, and I was like, boom,

00:28:08.930 --> 00:28:12.269
I got it. And the whole house has it. Excellent.

00:28:12.569 --> 00:28:15.509
I was so excited. Oh, everything. Yeah. It was

00:28:15.509 --> 00:28:17.789
fully loaded, stacked. Everyone had it. Everyone's

00:28:17.789 --> 00:28:23.369
excited. God is great. And it turns out that.

00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:27.759
All of Irving has it now? No. Actually, it was

00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:31.799
quite the opposite. So every house down the street,

00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:36.180
I had fucked up. Oh, no. I had fucked up. Which

00:28:36.180 --> 00:28:37.839
means there's definitely somebody coming out.

00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.579
So there were people that did come out. Look,

00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:45.519
I smoked pot back then a lot. And I did construction.

00:28:45.660 --> 00:28:49.490
And it was just kind of odd. because maybe I

00:28:49.490 --> 00:28:52.150
had the paranoids or whatever, but there was

00:28:52.150 --> 00:28:54.150
these cars that would drive up and down the street,

00:28:54.230 --> 00:28:58.529
and they had these little satellite imagings.

00:28:58.890 --> 00:29:02.529
It was. Like an E .T.? Remember an E .T. when

00:29:02.529 --> 00:29:04.069
they're looking for the alien and they're driving

00:29:04.069 --> 00:29:05.730
around the house? It was exactly like that. They

00:29:05.730 --> 00:29:07.490
were driving up and down the street, and I'm

00:29:07.490 --> 00:29:09.910
like, what in the fuck is going on? They're looking

00:29:09.910 --> 00:29:14.670
for Sean. And I'm getting paranoid. They were

00:29:14.670 --> 00:29:17.809
looking for whatever device was disrupting the

00:29:17.809 --> 00:29:19.710
signal. They couldn't figure out what was going

00:29:19.710 --> 00:29:22.789
on. There was a back feed that was coming back.

00:29:22.829 --> 00:29:25.750
They were putting power down the cable to force

00:29:25.750 --> 00:29:28.730
the signal through. And it was creating a loop,

00:29:28.769 --> 00:29:30.950
which was making it worse down there. Then they

00:29:30.950 --> 00:29:34.029
forgot how to fix that. And so I basically fucked

00:29:34.029 --> 00:29:36.089
up everybody's cable on the whole street. And

00:29:36.089 --> 00:29:38.579
I remember I was in the backyard. And I was just

00:29:38.579 --> 00:29:40.359
goofing off, just playing around with the kids,

00:29:40.460 --> 00:29:42.319
having a good time. And the guy knocks on the

00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:44.140
door. Hey, you mind if I go back there and check

00:29:44.140 --> 00:29:46.700
on the thing? And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's going

00:29:46.700 --> 00:29:49.099
up there. You know, it's no problem. You know,

00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.819
he goes up there and he goes, that's what this

00:29:51.819 --> 00:29:54.400
is. God damn it. That's not what he put there.

00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:56.880
And I was like, he was like, you know, he didn't

00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:59.000
say anything. I did it. And I was like, that's

00:29:59.000 --> 00:30:00.420
strange. How the hell did they get up there?

00:30:00.619 --> 00:30:04.559
You know? You're like. But what do you see that

00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:08.390
this cable? Oh, it goes to that house. It doesn't

00:30:08.390 --> 00:30:10.849
matter. I mean, he couldn't tell because the

00:30:10.849 --> 00:30:13.250
way the cables came down there. Because I took

00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:15.789
all the tags off. You know, you couldn't tell

00:30:15.789 --> 00:30:18.410
which house it went to because there was a bundle

00:30:18.410 --> 00:30:21.289
of them. But whatever. So he fixed it and then

00:30:21.289 --> 00:30:25.390
you lost your stuff. Well, yeah, I lost it. But

00:30:25.390 --> 00:30:27.650
then I got another one and I just didn't go back

00:30:27.650 --> 00:30:29.789
up there. I just did the local, the TV down there,

00:30:29.869 --> 00:30:32.920
the living room. Because really. We only really

00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:34.880
watched the living room anyways. I mean, it was

00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:36.579
kind of a luxury to have it in my bedroom, but

00:30:36.579 --> 00:30:39.420
it wasn't that big of a deal. Whole house. Whole

00:30:39.420 --> 00:30:41.859
house. Oh, it was nuts. It was freaking stupid,

00:30:42.160 --> 00:30:44.480
man. But it was. It was a sign of the times.

00:30:44.619 --> 00:30:47.539
It was kind of funny what had happened and the

00:30:47.539 --> 00:30:50.000
whole freaking out. What are these guys doing?

00:30:50.220 --> 00:30:52.519
And I was like paranoid thinking, they know I

00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:55.259
have marijuana. Oh, my God. I thought that's

00:30:55.259 --> 00:30:57.200
what that was all about. It's no different than

00:30:57.200 --> 00:30:59.180
I had DirecTV. I was one of the first people

00:30:59.180 --> 00:31:01.319
to ever get DirecTV because I was obsessed with

00:31:01.319 --> 00:31:03.259
getting the stupid Houston Rockets, right? The

00:31:03.259 --> 00:31:06.579
NBA package. Dang. Yeah, I know. Now, I mean,

00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:08.759
dude, screw the NBA. Anyway, but I had one of

00:31:08.759 --> 00:31:11.440
the cards that I had a friend that knew how to

00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:13.349
program it. Right. And so I would give it to

00:31:13.349 --> 00:31:14.609
him, and he'd program it, and I was like, oh,

00:31:14.609 --> 00:31:16.789
my God, I get everything that DirecTV offers

00:31:16.789 --> 00:31:21.529
completely wide open, right? And then DirecTV

00:31:21.529 --> 00:31:23.829
got wise. Oh, they'd send a little zap. And they'd

00:31:23.829 --> 00:31:26.630
send a little signal. Yep. And then, boom, it

00:31:26.630 --> 00:31:28.230
stopped working. I was like, fuck. And then I'd

00:31:28.230 --> 00:31:30.329
call my friend. Yeah, we all got nuked. Bring

00:31:30.329 --> 00:31:32.089
it over. I'll program it. That kind of thing.

00:31:32.970 --> 00:31:36.289
Over and over. It was a cat and mouse game. Right.

00:31:36.369 --> 00:31:37.950
Right? And they would try to program it differently

00:31:37.950 --> 00:31:39.930
so that it would be harder for DirecTV to nuke

00:31:39.930 --> 00:31:43.009
everybody. and I finally just got tired of it.

00:31:43.069 --> 00:31:45.450
Well, how much was it cost every time you did

00:31:45.450 --> 00:31:48.849
that? Like $25 to program it. Oh, that's not

00:31:48.849 --> 00:31:51.170
bad. Not bad. No, it wasn't too bad. He was probably

00:31:51.170 --> 00:31:53.589
nuking it himself so he could get $25 every time.

00:31:53.690 --> 00:31:56.750
Right. This guy's such an idiot. Nuked, nuked,

00:31:56.750 --> 00:31:59.849
nuked half four times in one day. Well, he probably

00:31:59.849 --> 00:32:02.869
put a deadline on there. Probably. But I remember

00:32:02.869 --> 00:32:04.490
there was something they called Black Tuesday

00:32:04.490 --> 00:32:07.650
where finally DirecTV had figured out something

00:32:07.650 --> 00:32:11.349
that nuked. everyone like it was a hard nuke

00:32:11.349 --> 00:32:14.529
right and then like they were like yeah no everybody's

00:32:14.529 --> 00:32:16.509
down we're all trying to figure out what to do

00:32:16.509 --> 00:32:18.549
that kind of thing you know i was like i'm done

00:32:18.549 --> 00:32:22.450
i'm done you know well they always well the companies

00:32:22.450 --> 00:32:25.430
well the the whatever you want to call them the

00:32:25.430 --> 00:32:27.670
piraters or whatever they always find a way to

00:32:27.670 --> 00:32:30.329
do it yeah but the companies aren't far behind

00:32:30.329 --> 00:32:31.849
and they're gonna catch up they're gonna catch

00:32:31.849 --> 00:32:35.710
up but then they adjust and then some some new

00:32:35.710 --> 00:32:39.119
version comes out yeah It's just a circle. I

00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:41.039
know. It's a circle. It's how long you want to

00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:43.400
put up with it. How long you want to put up with

00:32:43.400 --> 00:32:44.940
it. I mean, we're doing it nowadays. I mean,

00:32:44.980 --> 00:32:48.220
we've got, I mean, we share each other's accounts.

00:32:49.059 --> 00:32:51.400
I mean, they allow you to have a certain number

00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:54.380
of accounts. Well, Netflix now limits you to

00:32:54.380 --> 00:32:58.599
your IP address now. Right. So I can't, like,

00:32:58.700 --> 00:33:01.619
Brian was like, I need to connect, log into your

00:33:01.619 --> 00:33:03.259
Netflix for a little bit. I wanted to watch it.

00:33:03.299 --> 00:33:04.359
We don't have it right now. It's like, well,

00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:06.859
you could try, but, you know, they're going to,

00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:09.279
Shut it down pretty quick because you can't because

00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:11.420
you're down there in Richardson. I'm way up here.

00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:14.019
It's like it's like my YouTube account. I'm the

00:33:14.019 --> 00:33:16.000
one that pays for the YouTube. Right. So I sit

00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.519
down to watch whatever. And it says you have

00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:22.099
too many. And I'm like, oh, hell no. You're booted.

00:33:22.099 --> 00:33:25.279
I'm the one guy paying for it. And I had no idea.

00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:27.480
I mean, I shot you one of them. I know. But but

00:33:27.480 --> 00:33:30.019
I was like, dude. And so I all I have to do is

00:33:30.019 --> 00:33:33.279
click. We try. And it automatically. Thank God.

00:33:33.319 --> 00:33:36.039
It automatically kicks me back in. Which means

00:33:36.039 --> 00:33:37.839
it's kicking somebody else out, I'm assuming.

00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:41.200
But I like, oh, I get on DOS. Who'd you give

00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:43.160
it to? Do you need to tell them to get off? Yeah,

00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:45.000
but specifically, what are you watching? Because

00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.660
really, the only thing I would watch that I would

00:33:46.660 --> 00:33:49.240
get bumped is Fox News, maybe. That's it. That's

00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:50.779
the only reason I have that. No, I don't think

00:33:50.779 --> 00:33:52.599
we have to be watching the same thing. It's how

00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:55.099
many people are watching it, are in YouTube.

00:33:55.099 --> 00:33:57.319
You have like four licenses or five licenses.

00:33:57.380 --> 00:33:59.980
You only have a certain number of them. Oh, that's

00:33:59.980 --> 00:34:02.099
how you do it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know

00:34:02.099 --> 00:34:03.740
that. I thought you were watching the same thing.

00:34:03.980 --> 00:34:06.900
I don't think so. So anyway. Yeah, we could be

00:34:06.900 --> 00:34:09.019
all watching the same thing. I would get so pissed

00:34:09.019 --> 00:34:10.920
off. It's the number that are doing it. I'd be

00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:13.500
like, oh, oh, oh. Try again, try again, try again,

00:34:13.559 --> 00:34:15.699
try again. I'm just imagining, I'm imagining

00:34:15.699 --> 00:34:18.860
Dawson and like, you know, 15 of his friends

00:34:18.860 --> 00:34:21.079
all huddled around watching, you know, the big

00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:23.739
game or a fight or something. And I'm like the

00:34:23.739 --> 00:34:26.219
one guy paying for it all, you know. Of course,

00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:28.960
it's not true, but it can't be that many. Anyway,

00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:32.280
it's really funny. I mean, we still do it, though.

00:34:32.380 --> 00:34:35.420
I mean, you guys are on Disney, and I don't think,

00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:38.440
I mean, Disney, they're still letting us get

00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:41.300
away with it. I mean, Netflix, that's the first

00:34:41.300 --> 00:34:42.940
I heard that Netflix does that. Yeah, Netflix,

00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:46.599
because we were paying, we were sharing with

00:34:46.599 --> 00:34:50.119
Julie's brother for a while, and we were splitting

00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:53.559
the cost, but it was under his account. And I

00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:56.659
remember logging in once, and it says, is this

00:34:56.659 --> 00:35:00.320
the main IP of this account? Right. I was like,

00:35:00.380 --> 00:35:02.860
fuck. Right. So I backed out of it, and I was

00:35:02.860 --> 00:35:05.300
like, all right, we need to stop. Yes, because

00:35:05.300 --> 00:35:06.739
they're under you. Yeah, because I don't want

00:35:06.739 --> 00:35:08.780
to screw him up, because if I said yes, it was

00:35:08.780 --> 00:35:11.260
going to block him out. Right. So I was just

00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:13.519
like, all right, he can have it. We'll get our

00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:16.239
own for $10 a month or whatever it is and be

00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:18.460
done with it. Yeah. So Netflix caught on on how

00:35:18.460 --> 00:35:22.869
to do it, so they figured it out. Yeah, man,

00:35:23.030 --> 00:35:25.550
our adolescent days of trying to figure out how

00:35:25.550 --> 00:35:29.889
to get to that hard -to -reach porn. I found

00:35:29.889 --> 00:35:33.010
a bunch in the back of the trailer. But now it's

00:35:33.010 --> 00:35:36.789
crazy everywhere. But speaking of kind of porn,

00:35:36.969 --> 00:35:41.610
how about San Francisco erecting this 45 -foot

00:35:41.610 --> 00:35:46.150
stainless steel, extremely anatomically correct...

00:35:47.250 --> 00:35:49.730
statue of a woman. Like there's vulva? Naked

00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:51.670
woman. Well, how do they define a woman in San

00:35:51.670 --> 00:35:54.369
Francisco? That's a good point. But anyway, all

00:35:54.369 --> 00:35:55.989
these things, while they're putting it together,

00:35:56.170 --> 00:35:59.510
these crane operators are like crawling up her

00:35:59.510 --> 00:36:04.769
ass. They're putting the final... The guy literally

00:36:04.769 --> 00:36:10.630
has his head up her ass while they're configuring

00:36:10.630 --> 00:36:13.760
the thing. What is it made out of? It's made

00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:16.079
out of stainless. It's like a mesh over stainless

00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:18.159
steel. Does it light up or anything? Yes. So

00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:21.619
it glows at night. So it is a mesh. You can see

00:36:21.619 --> 00:36:22.820
through the arm. That's what I mean. That is

00:36:22.820 --> 00:36:26.739
ridiculous. I'd like to see it light up. So the

00:36:26.739 --> 00:36:28.440
other thing it does is - I want to see the crotch.

00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:31.460
It has motors inside of it, and it mimics her

00:36:31.460 --> 00:36:34.460
breathing. Like her chest heaves. So how much

00:36:34.460 --> 00:36:36.860
does this cost, San Francisco? That's the point.

00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:39.429
The price of one toilet. That's - Jeff, you just

00:36:39.429 --> 00:36:41.690
nailed it. There are people looking at this statue,

00:36:41.809 --> 00:36:46.550
and there's homeless encampments all around,

00:36:46.730 --> 00:36:49.949
and people are like, what the fuck? You guys

00:36:49.949 --> 00:36:52.510
are going to spend what kind of money on this

00:36:52.510 --> 00:36:57.329
thing, this ridiculous 45 -foot statue? Why?

00:36:58.030 --> 00:37:01.230
Your priorities are so whacked. So are those

00:37:01.230 --> 00:37:03.849
lights on it? That looks like a projector. That

00:37:03.849 --> 00:37:06.570
looks like a projector. But it does glow at night,

00:37:06.670 --> 00:37:11.260
apparently. It's so ridiculous. What the hell,

00:37:11.340 --> 00:37:13.639
man? And it's supposed to be what? It's supposed

00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:16.579
to be... Who is it? Is this like Venus or something?

00:37:16.940 --> 00:37:19.420
I don't know. It's supposed to be some feminine

00:37:19.420 --> 00:37:23.260
strength and compassion in the Democrat one city

00:37:23.260 --> 00:37:25.659
which is being plagued by crime and homelessness.

00:37:25.940 --> 00:37:28.440
And we have some butterfly lady dancing underneath

00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:31.360
her. It's called our evolution. I don't know.

00:37:31.420 --> 00:37:33.840
Whatever. I think it's kind of cool. It's just,

00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:36.050
you know... I think with all the shit going on

00:37:36.050 --> 00:37:37.769
in San Francisco, that's the last thing they

00:37:37.769 --> 00:37:40.349
needed. I think that's the point. It's misplaced.

00:37:40.949 --> 00:37:43.489
And it's just. Priorities are junk. Yeah, the

00:37:43.489 --> 00:37:46.409
priorities. She is juggy. Yeah, she's in shape.

00:37:49.070 --> 00:37:52.909
Well, good thing they picked a model that was

00:37:52.909 --> 00:37:55.530
in shape, huh? Wait till they rip it down. Yeah.

00:37:55.630 --> 00:37:58.010
I mean, it's. Oh, yeah. No shit. I mean, she

00:37:58.010 --> 00:37:59.929
looks white. Dude, I'm done with the empire.

00:38:00.150 --> 00:38:05.210
You know. So dumb. It is dumb. But you know what?

00:38:05.690 --> 00:38:08.489
There's lots of dumb things going on. Like us

00:38:08.489 --> 00:38:14.269
Friday night. Yeah. That's pretty typical. We

00:38:14.269 --> 00:38:17.510
touched this a little bit on the podcast, the

00:38:17.510 --> 00:38:21.469
first half of the podcast. So we met up at the

00:38:21.469 --> 00:38:26.389
Holy Grail. Some wings. You guys showed up. Jeff,

00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:28.570
she showed up. Had some beer. Ran over there

00:38:28.570 --> 00:38:31.789
real quick. And then you guys took off. And then

00:38:31.789 --> 00:38:33.949
Chuck and I were like, where are we going to

00:38:33.949 --> 00:38:37.429
go? And I was like, we went over to Total Wine,

00:38:37.510 --> 00:38:39.769
kind of rummaged through to see if we could get

00:38:39.769 --> 00:38:43.389
some last second samples. And then we bought

00:38:43.389 --> 00:38:46.730
some Still Austin minis. And they were about

00:38:46.730 --> 00:38:50.400
to head home. And I was like. I'm not ready.

00:38:50.659 --> 00:38:52.280
I mean, and he's like, well, where do you want

00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:53.900
to go? Do you want to go to Dee Dee's? He started

00:38:53.900 --> 00:38:55.300
spouting off all these things. And I was like,

00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:57.699
no, no, no. And I was like, yeah, let's just

00:38:57.699 --> 00:38:59.800
go home. And then we had like the last second

00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:02.539
little thing of Rail Yard. Because it was a nice

00:39:02.539 --> 00:39:05.059
night. Oh, it was a great night. Yeah. It was

00:39:05.059 --> 00:39:09.699
a great night. And we pulled up and they had

00:39:09.699 --> 00:39:11.280
a band playing. And I was like, that's what I

00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:13.219
wanted. I wanted to have a couple beers outside

00:39:13.219 --> 00:39:14.699
of this great night and have a band playing.

00:39:14.980 --> 00:39:19.280
We walked in. Steve Ravon. Perfect. Yes. I was

00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.340
like, I'm in. Sat down. Started the pictures

00:39:22.340 --> 00:39:26.699
to you guys. And the text started rolling. And

00:39:26.699 --> 00:39:30.059
then Paul's like, Shelly, can I go and play?

00:39:30.579 --> 00:39:33.900
Can I go and play? So what happened was we left

00:39:33.900 --> 00:39:35.980
Holy Grail because we were supposed to hang out

00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:37.820
with another couple. And something happened with

00:39:37.820 --> 00:39:39.960
that other couple. She lost her phone. And so

00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:42.039
it ruined their whole night or something. And

00:39:42.039 --> 00:39:44.860
so we didn't do anything. And so Shelly was like,

00:39:45.500 --> 00:39:48.050
you know, I was like, oh, Chuck and. Chuck and

00:39:48.050 --> 00:39:50.429
Jeff are at the rail yard. And she goes, if you

00:39:50.429 --> 00:39:51.889
want to go up there, I'll drive you up there.

00:39:52.909 --> 00:39:55.190
Oh. I know. But she was like, but you can't come

00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:59.090
home shit -faced. Total fail. Total fail. But

00:39:59.090 --> 00:40:01.489
you were shit -faced before you left. No, no,

00:40:01.550 --> 00:40:04.190
no, not at all. He says that. No, I was not.

00:40:04.349 --> 00:40:06.829
But you were legally intoxicated when you arrived.

00:40:06.889 --> 00:40:10.039
You did have one. One directive that you could

00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:12.000
not come home shit -faced. Right. That was it.

00:40:12.099 --> 00:40:14.300
That was it. That was it. And I said, oh, no,

00:40:14.380 --> 00:40:16.420
no. You could have gotten laid prior to your

00:40:16.420 --> 00:40:20.219
plans being canceled. I was so cockily dismissive.

00:40:20.219 --> 00:40:22.179
I was like, oh, Shelly, that's not going to happen.

00:40:23.059 --> 00:40:25.019
I'm with Sean. He never gets drunk. I'm on top

00:40:25.019 --> 00:40:27.099
of this. He was drunk 30 minutes later. I've

00:40:27.099 --> 00:40:31.539
learned my lesson 18 minutes later after. Fucking

00:40:31.539 --> 00:40:33.960
125 proof. The bottle, yeah. The bottle came

00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:39.460
out. 1792 full proof. It was fantastic. We cannot

00:40:39.460 --> 00:40:42.659
do shot after shot after shot. Of 125? Dude,

00:40:42.659 --> 00:40:46.280
I did two. I mean, did you guys do? That brings

00:40:46.280 --> 00:40:48.000
me to the point. You guys were out there for

00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:50.340
a long time, and you said the bottle was two

00:40:50.340 --> 00:40:52.619
-thirds gone. I had two shots. We did three.

00:40:52.679 --> 00:40:55.179
I think we did three total. Is that right? Sure.

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:58.179
I did two. Three, how big were the shots? I think

00:40:58.179 --> 00:41:00.599
Sean protested. No, but then we were still buying

00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:03.860
drinks. Are these pulse shots? We had three.

00:41:04.500 --> 00:41:07.760
How big were the shots? You poured them. Well,

00:41:07.820 --> 00:41:10.219
yeah, we walked out there with our cups, the

00:41:10.219 --> 00:41:15.500
beer solo cups. Solo cups. Red solo cup. I don't

00:41:15.500 --> 00:41:17.500
know. I'm just telling you, it was another fail.

00:41:17.539 --> 00:41:19.420
It was really fun until I don't remember it anymore.

00:41:20.919 --> 00:41:24.039
I remember it somewhat. I mean, I remember there.

00:41:24.340 --> 00:41:26.599
I remember getting home. Yeah, I got my kid to

00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:29.440
come get us. I remember getting home. I vaguely

00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:32.840
remember that, yeah. Yeah, we probably did pass

00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:35.500
the line a little bit too much, but I got to

00:41:35.500 --> 00:41:39.760
tell you that I wasn't a huge fan of 1792. Okay,

00:41:39.860 --> 00:41:42.159
let's start there. I mean, we have several bottles

00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:45.539
out there. I mean, I'm not a... I mean, it's

00:41:45.539 --> 00:41:49.440
still not horrible, but I really liked it that

00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:52.079
night. It tasted like freaking grapes to the

00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:53.940
point where I'm buying a bottle of that next

00:41:53.940 --> 00:41:56.519
time. Chuck buys it every other week. Or is it

00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.980
every week? It's good. Every other. Every other.

00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:01.440
Well, except for this week. It'll be. Well, and

00:42:01.440 --> 00:42:02.940
then the other thing. So the three of us are

00:42:02.940 --> 00:42:05.460
sitting there totally enjoying the old dudes

00:42:05.460 --> 00:42:07.480
that were playing the band. Yeah. Two really

00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.000
old dudes. The guys that are our age. Right.

00:42:10.019 --> 00:42:12.500
Well, no, they were older. I think they were

00:42:12.500 --> 00:42:15.739
older. Well, not much. Maybe not. Anyway, I look

00:42:15.739 --> 00:42:18.619
over, and three of Dylan's really close friends

00:42:18.619 --> 00:42:21.199
are over there at another table, and I spot them.

00:42:21.340 --> 00:42:23.840
So I go over there to say hi to them, and then

00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:26.059
they just, you know, when I come back and sit

00:42:26.059 --> 00:42:29.659
down, they come over and join us. So that didn't

00:42:29.659 --> 00:42:32.039
help. You're like, round the drinks. Yeah, things

00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:35.340
are flowing. I got on them, too, because I feel

00:42:35.340 --> 00:42:39.480
like they're like, dude, one of the dads is here.

00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:42.719
He'll buy. You know what I mean? And I got on

00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:44.199
them. I was like, dude, all three of you guys

00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.199
are grown -ass men and you're working. You need

00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:48.420
to buy your own drinks or you need to buy around

00:42:48.420 --> 00:42:50.659
for once. And I give Aaron credit. He stepped

00:42:50.659 --> 00:42:52.659
up. He's like, this one's on me. You know what

00:42:52.659 --> 00:42:55.920
I mean? Because they're still in this mooch mode.

00:42:56.019 --> 00:42:59.460
Oh, yeah. And then they're in their 26. I was

00:42:59.460 --> 00:43:01.860
like, uh -uh. Not anymore. You guys need to step

00:43:01.860 --> 00:43:04.900
up. You know? I remember giving him shit about

00:43:04.900 --> 00:43:07.059
that. Buy the old men the drink this time. Yeah,

00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.239
for once. Yeah, it was fun, though. It was great

00:43:09.239 --> 00:43:12.679
music. The weather was great. And, you know,

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.360
we ended up going home. And I remember the next

00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:18.940
day I had a rental car. And I had to get that

00:43:18.940 --> 00:43:21.699
rental car back by 9 a .m. So, you know, I get

00:43:21.699 --> 00:43:25.860
up at 720. You know, I'm just like, fuck, this

00:43:25.860 --> 00:43:28.039
sucks. And I wasn't really feeling great. And

00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:30.900
I think I was a little hungover. And so I immediately

00:43:30.900 --> 00:43:33.519
hydrate. You know, I've got Celtic salt rolling

00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:36.039
through me and a cup of coffee. Brazilian nuts.

00:43:37.340 --> 00:43:39.960
Freshly squeezed lemon. You know, just getting

00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:42.199
the natural stuff going. Some little cayenne

00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:44.519
pepper. Some borax. I got to follow up on that

00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:47.519
borax because I read something about it. And

00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:50.239
there is some stuff going on here. But I don't

00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:52.170
want to. Pull that yet. I'll wait till the next

00:43:52.170 --> 00:43:54.369
podcast. You know what's funny about that Saturday

00:43:54.369 --> 00:43:56.869
morning? I woke up being kind of pissed off that,

00:43:56.889 --> 00:43:58.550
you know, here I go again. I drank too much last

00:43:58.550 --> 00:44:01.010
night. I'm going to get shit for it, right? And

00:44:01.010 --> 00:44:03.710
I was up early. Yeah, but you made it home. Oh,

00:44:03.730 --> 00:44:05.750
I know, I know, I know, I know. There's so much

00:44:05.750 --> 00:44:07.489
history there, but I'm not going to go into that.

00:44:07.610 --> 00:44:10.550
But, I mean, you know, so like at 7 or 7 .30,

00:44:10.650 --> 00:44:13.469
I was like waiting for, I was watching the clock

00:44:13.469 --> 00:44:16.030
until 8 o 'clock because I was going to hammer

00:44:16.030 --> 00:44:18.019
the yard work. And I was going to, you know,

00:44:18.019 --> 00:44:19.619
because I can't start before 8. That's kind of

00:44:19.619 --> 00:44:20.980
like the rule. I don't know if that's a rule

00:44:20.980 --> 00:44:23.320
in your neighborhoods, but you're not running

00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:25.239
the mower before 8 o 'clock. Right. You know

00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:26.800
what I mean? That's the courtesy thing, I guess.

00:44:27.139 --> 00:44:29.079
But I was watching the clock, and then I had

00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:33.840
forgotten that you needed to do your rental car

00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:36.260
thing, right? And so I was like, okay, cool.

00:44:36.820 --> 00:44:38.780
We'll knock that out real quick. We'll go drop

00:44:38.780 --> 00:44:41.719
off the car real quick, and then I'll get back,

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:43.400
and I'll do my yard work. I was so, you know,

00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:48.349
stoked to get it going. What a shit show. So

00:44:48.349 --> 00:44:53.630
for the prior two weeks, around the Frisco area,

00:44:53.769 --> 00:44:55.610
they've got these little signs that say, Hey

00:44:55.610 --> 00:44:58.329
guys, we're going to have a marathon. They're

00:44:58.329 --> 00:45:02.349
like big four by six foot electronic signs. I

00:45:02.349 --> 00:45:04.349
didn't see anything until when I was driving

00:45:04.349 --> 00:45:07.750
towards Hillcrest, it said event. Expect delays.

00:45:07.869 --> 00:45:10.269
Yeah, I got the same thing. But there's a difference

00:45:10.269 --> 00:45:12.750
between expect delays and grid fucking lock.

00:45:12.969 --> 00:45:17.070
And being able to go nowhere. Nowhere. I don't

00:45:17.070 --> 00:45:18.710
understand your guys' problem. I got out of the

00:45:18.710 --> 00:45:21.349
neighborhood just fine. Yeah, but at 7 .15 in

00:45:21.349 --> 00:45:23.090
the morning. My appointment was at 9 o 'clock.

00:45:24.570 --> 00:45:27.449
Hey, look, I'm just telling you. I didn't know

00:45:27.449 --> 00:45:29.269
it was coming. I was like, I'm leaving early.

00:45:29.469 --> 00:45:31.090
I had to be there at 9 a .m. Well, I had to be

00:45:31.090 --> 00:45:34.559
there at 9 as well. We left at 8 .20. 8 .15.

00:45:34.760 --> 00:45:37.619
You should have left at 7 .45. Well, that's what

00:45:37.619 --> 00:45:40.699
time we left. We left at 8 .15. I took a left

00:45:40.699 --> 00:45:46.239
on Hillcrest and could not proceed. It was so

00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:50.199
bad. That's it. I bailed early. I took a U -turn.

00:45:50.280 --> 00:45:51.920
I was like, I'm going to be one of those smart

00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:53.099
guys. Barely crossed Roller. I'm going to be

00:45:53.099 --> 00:45:54.760
one of those smart guys because I know all the

00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:57.000
back roads, right? I know how to get out of every

00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:59.980
subdivision. I crossed Roller. I go into a subdivision,

00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:02.139
blocked. Okay, well, I know another one. Block.

00:46:02.300 --> 00:46:04.300
Another one. Block. Another one. Block. And so

00:46:04.300 --> 00:46:06.820
I get out the same way I went in. And then I

00:46:06.820 --> 00:46:08.539
went to another subdivision. Did the exact same

00:46:08.539 --> 00:46:10.679
thing. It was getting really frustrating. Well,

00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:12.280
why were you blocked? Were you over at his house?

00:46:12.699 --> 00:46:14.760
Yes, he was helping me take the car back. Yes.

00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:17.019
You just didn't meet him at Hertz? I was going

00:46:17.019 --> 00:46:18.260
to say, why were you - We're trying to meet at

00:46:18.260 --> 00:46:20.719
Hertz. But you were in your neighborhood. Yes,

00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:22.920
and I took - Yeah, but he drove my rental home.

00:46:23.340 --> 00:46:28.059
Yes. Oh, okay. Right. Understood. Right. So anyway,

00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:30.280
it was a shit show. It was so frustrating. Yeah,

00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:32.079
it was frustrating because, I mean, it got to

00:46:32.079 --> 00:46:35.360
the point where I got past Rowlitter, came up

00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:38.739
to Lebanon, and there was just, I was stuck.

00:46:39.219 --> 00:46:42.440
There was no movement for like 20 minutes. I

00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:45.500
couldn't move at all. I'm giving you guys shit,

00:46:45.539 --> 00:46:48.880
but I agree because I was, you can ask my wife,

00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:51.539
I was panicked. I was like, how the hell am I

00:46:51.539 --> 00:46:54.300
going to get to my class that starts at 9 o 'clock?

00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:56.619
Our entire neighborhood is surrounded. Correct.

00:46:56.780 --> 00:47:00.590
And it's closed. Every, I mean, they had Ohio,

00:47:00.969 --> 00:47:04.809
Lebanon, and Coit completely barricaded and everywhere.

00:47:05.489 --> 00:47:09.289
And he and I were on the phone screaming. I'm

00:47:09.289 --> 00:47:11.429
screaming, he's screaming, and we're like, finally,

00:47:11.510 --> 00:47:14.150
this is what we decided. We hate marathons, and

00:47:14.150 --> 00:47:16.630
we hate people who run in marathons. And then

00:47:16.630 --> 00:47:19.190
I go, that means Julie and Andrea. We hate them.

00:47:20.210 --> 00:47:24.349
We were irrational. Would you agree we were irrational,

00:47:24.530 --> 00:47:27.699
Sean? i was beyond irrational i pulled uh i i

00:47:27.699 --> 00:47:29.739
came to one of those barricades and there was

00:47:29.739 --> 00:47:32.840
a police officer there and i was like how i got

00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:34.719
out of the car and i know he was kind of like

00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:38.440
oh shit He's got his hand on his pistol. I'm

00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:41.500
animated. Taser. I'm hot. And I'm like, how do

00:47:41.500 --> 00:47:45.480
I get out of this rat race? How? Just tell me

00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:47.579
which direction to go. I have no idea what the

00:47:47.579 --> 00:47:49.380
fuck, how to get out of here. You should have

00:47:49.380 --> 00:47:50.960
heard it by the phone. I've got a car in front

00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:53.019
of me. I've got a car behind me. I've got a brick

00:47:53.019 --> 00:47:55.579
wall on my right. I can go nowhere. I go, dude,

00:47:55.659 --> 00:47:58.079
you just need to turn around. I can't go anywhere.

00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:02.320
I can't go anywhere. Stuck. We were irrationally

00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:05.519
frustrated. Irrationally. I don't know. Like

00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:09.079
I said, I left at 745. I turned right on Roller

00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:11.480
out of my neighborhood, went straight over Hillcrest,

00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:15.320
and I was gone. So I left the house at 915, no

00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:17.880
barricades. Yeah. They were done by then. They

00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:20.760
were done. Yeah, they were done. Okay. We had

00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:22.800
known that. Yeah. We would have done that differently.

00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.940
It's all about knowledge. It is about knowledge.

00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:30.159
We could have gone north on Hillcrest and taken

00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:32.400
a left on Main, and there was no barricades up

00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:34.710
there. If we had just gone on Preston. Yeah,

00:48:34.750 --> 00:48:36.389
we would have been there in five minutes. See?

00:48:36.530 --> 00:48:39.550
Yep, yep, yep, yep. The more you know, go Joe.

00:48:39.849 --> 00:48:41.929
So when they have it next year, now you know.

00:48:42.090 --> 00:48:43.849
Yeah, they won't have it because I'm going to

00:48:43.849 --> 00:48:46.250
city council. I'm going to talk to the mayor.

00:48:46.269 --> 00:48:47.969
I'm going to talk to every city council person,

00:48:48.090 --> 00:48:51.469
and it's not going to happen. I'm going to put

00:48:51.469 --> 00:48:53.989
poop bombs on every other doorstep. I do think

00:48:53.989 --> 00:48:57.170
that the route needs to be adjusted because our

00:48:57.170 --> 00:49:02.860
entire neighborhood was surrounded closed. So

00:49:02.860 --> 00:49:04.579
what are you going to do? 100%. 100 %? Hey, you

00:49:04.579 --> 00:49:06.260
can't get out of your neighborhood. Yeah, that's

00:49:06.260 --> 00:49:07.699
why I was panicked. I was like, what the hell?

00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:10.440
So I must have gotten lucky because there was

00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:12.599
no blockade. There was no traffic. There was

00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:14.639
no runners. There was nothing when I crossed

00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.039
at 745. The irony is you stuck and couldn't get

00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:20.780
anywhere, right? And then I'm a super smart guy,

00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:23.739
and I went way north and Maine and Independence,

00:49:23.820 --> 00:49:26.099
and I made this gigantic loop, and I probably

00:49:26.099 --> 00:49:28.900
went, I don't know, 10 miles. And you went. Cracked

00:49:28.900 --> 00:49:31.420
my windshield. Two miles. I did not. Okay, I'm

00:49:31.420 --> 00:49:35.550
sorry. We met there at the exact same time. We

00:49:35.550 --> 00:49:38.610
did. Within minutes. Literally within minutes,

00:49:38.949 --> 00:49:43.550
yes. Oh, God, it was insane. It was. Okay, it's

00:49:43.550 --> 00:49:45.690
over now. Yeah, they need to adjust the route.

00:49:46.360 --> 00:49:48.980
So it doesn't start and begin at the same spot.

00:49:49.300 --> 00:49:52.360
Didn't you say you yelled at one of the marathoners?

00:49:52.860 --> 00:49:58.559
No. Yes. I yelled in the general direction. It

00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:00.440
wasn't one. I yelled in the general direction

00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:03.579
of a couple dozen. Yeah. He's like, I hate you.

00:50:04.139 --> 00:50:07.179
People who run in a circle are stupid. Yeah,

00:50:07.300 --> 00:50:09.239
I did say something like that. Whatever I said

00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:11.400
was stupid. And I hope to God it doesn't show

00:50:11.400 --> 00:50:14.610
up from that. body cam with the police officers

00:50:14.610 --> 00:50:17.110
wearing. It totally will. Did you call them a

00:50:17.110 --> 00:50:19.710
bundle of sticks or anything? No, I didn't say

00:50:19.710 --> 00:50:23.170
that. I just said, I said, F you freaking marathon

00:50:23.170 --> 00:50:29.510
runners. I hate you. It was so frustrating. It

00:50:29.510 --> 00:50:32.110
really was. But you know what? In retrospect,

00:50:32.510 --> 00:50:36.929
I mean, what they could have done is to make

00:50:36.929 --> 00:50:39.389
it better is just kind of directed us. How do

00:50:39.389 --> 00:50:42.800
you get out? To get out of this rat race, Go

00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:46.019
north on Hillcrest. Well, Andrea said that even

00:50:46.019 --> 00:50:47.699
if you came across one of those intersections,

00:50:48.099 --> 00:50:50.320
they were stopping the runners and letting cars

00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:54.920
go. Not often. One or two at a time. Yeah, so

00:50:54.920 --> 00:50:57.340
I don't know. Out of the 50 ,000 cars that we

00:50:57.340 --> 00:51:00.000
were behind. The planning behind that, that's

00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:01.800
messed up. It is. Well, the marathoners shouldn't

00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:04.219
have to stop for one thing. Ever. Yeah. So if

00:51:04.219 --> 00:51:06.340
they have that kind of scenario going on, they

00:51:06.340 --> 00:51:09.219
messed up. Yeah. This is like the fourth or fifth

00:51:09.219 --> 00:51:10.980
year they've had it up here like this. Really?

00:51:11.099 --> 00:51:14.079
Oh, yeah. Apparently, I don't go. It's been going

00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:15.420
on for quite a while. I had the same problem

00:51:15.420 --> 00:51:17.960
last year. And the year before and the year before.

00:51:18.019 --> 00:51:20.199
It's been in this area for a while. I've been

00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:22.179
lucky. I've never had the problem. Well, again,

00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:25.460
you're not in this neighborhood. It's this specific

00:51:25.460 --> 00:51:29.500
neighborhood that's the problem. Yeah. Whatever.

00:51:29.820 --> 00:51:33.380
I mean, really, the magic thing is don't leave

00:51:33.380 --> 00:51:35.760
the house until after 9 -15. Yes. Wait for the

00:51:35.760 --> 00:51:38.260
marathon to be over. And that's really it. Yeah.

00:51:38.360 --> 00:51:39.940
You just got to plan. Like I said, I left early.

00:51:40.369 --> 00:51:42.010
Then I went to Rudy's and had me a breakfast

00:51:42.010 --> 00:51:44.429
taco and sat there for half an hour. Yeah, we

00:51:44.429 --> 00:51:46.429
went to Norma's. Yeah, we ended up going to Breakfast,

00:51:46.550 --> 00:51:48.289
didn't we? Yeah. Did you ever get your credit

00:51:48.289 --> 00:51:50.550
card set up that said there was fraudulent activity

00:51:50.550 --> 00:51:52.590
going on? You know what happened? Shelly ordered

00:51:52.590 --> 00:51:54.590
something that she thought was going to be like

00:51:54.590 --> 00:51:57.869
$120, and when it came back, it was like $200

00:51:57.869 --> 00:52:01.349
and something. So it asked her, is this fraud?

00:52:01.570 --> 00:52:03.630
And it wasn't fraud, but she didn't want it to

00:52:03.630 --> 00:52:05.449
be charged because she was lied to about how

00:52:05.449 --> 00:52:07.190
much it was going to cost. So she said, yes,

00:52:07.210 --> 00:52:09.690
it's fraud. I said, whoa, you know what that

00:52:09.690 --> 00:52:12.199
does? Cancels everything. Cancels everything.

00:52:12.719 --> 00:52:14.800
Shuts down the card. They send new cards with

00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:17.800
new numbers. Now, everything that you have on

00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:21.840
auto has to be updated. There you go. Didn't

00:52:21.840 --> 00:52:24.139
she do this once before? This has happened like

00:52:24.139 --> 00:52:27.360
probably six times. What does she get in those

00:52:27.360 --> 00:52:29.380
lithium batteries for a butt plug? I don't know.

00:52:29.400 --> 00:52:32.920
I don't think so. Oh, it's yours. Extra vibrate.

00:52:32.940 --> 00:52:35.550
I don't think that's happened either. No. Oh,

00:52:35.550 --> 00:52:38.070
that was the thing from the estate sale? I was

00:52:38.070 --> 00:52:41.570
so excited about my $10 blower. Yes. And it sucked.

00:52:41.630 --> 00:52:43.849
What was her name? It doesn't work. And it sucked.

00:52:44.489 --> 00:52:47.050
It did suck. The blower did suck. The blower

00:52:47.050 --> 00:52:50.050
sucked. Yes. It did not blow. So how long did

00:52:50.050 --> 00:52:54.809
you charge the battery? Overnight. Yeah. The

00:52:54.809 --> 00:52:58.010
battery's bad. Bad battery. So if you open those

00:52:58.010 --> 00:53:02.530
things up, there's actually a series of C batteries

00:53:02.530 --> 00:53:05.230
in there. Really? Yeah. If you want to dump $100,

00:53:05.329 --> 00:53:07.829
you can probably buy some more batteries. Yeah.

00:53:07.829 --> 00:53:12.409
Take away the batteries. That's nuts. Yeah. That

00:53:12.409 --> 00:53:14.409
was a huge disappointment. I was so excited.

00:53:14.409 --> 00:53:16.610
I was going to be finally just like you guys

00:53:16.610 --> 00:53:21.329
with a cordless blower. Well, so the shout out

00:53:21.329 --> 00:53:23.090
to the rail yard. We had a good time out there.

00:53:23.190 --> 00:53:24.969
I liked it. Every time I go down there, I enjoy

00:53:24.969 --> 00:53:28.349
it. Good music. It's outside. Now, in August,

00:53:28.530 --> 00:53:30.469
I don't think I'd say that. Yeah, we're going

00:53:30.469 --> 00:53:32.889
to pass. This time of year, it's a really good

00:53:32.889 --> 00:53:34.929
place to be. So we've got a couple of topics

00:53:34.929 --> 00:53:37.630
to talk about I want to hit on. But I know Jeff

00:53:37.630 --> 00:53:40.670
is adamant about talking about exploding homes.

00:53:40.969 --> 00:53:42.690
So I really want to know what's going on with

00:53:42.690 --> 00:53:44.969
this whole program. Yeah, well, the answer to

00:53:44.969 --> 00:53:48.269
it is I still think unknown because. It's unknown,

00:53:48.449 --> 00:53:50.389
yeah. Yeah, it's unknown on why this thing blew

00:53:50.389 --> 00:53:54.230
up. But it happened down in Austin. and this

00:53:54.230 --> 00:53:57.050
house basically turns into matchsticks in, like,

00:53:57.090 --> 00:53:59.849
less than a second. I got a video. Yeah, look

00:53:59.849 --> 00:54:01.550
at the video. This is a ring camera on the other

00:54:01.550 --> 00:54:05.429
side of the street, and it's that little white

00:54:05.429 --> 00:54:07.110
thing right in the middle. Right there is the

00:54:07.110 --> 00:54:11.949
house, and it's just, like, gone. So we're looking

00:54:11.949 --> 00:54:15.730
at the house. Looks like a... All right, that

00:54:15.730 --> 00:54:19.250
thing just... Oh, my God. Went up in smoke. That

00:54:19.250 --> 00:54:22.170
thing was a massive explosion from the center

00:54:22.170 --> 00:54:24.730
out. So they said that there's no gas located

00:54:24.730 --> 00:54:27.269
in that thing? That's what they're saying. So

00:54:27.269 --> 00:54:29.590
that's kind of crazy. Why would a house not have

00:54:29.590 --> 00:54:36.389
natural gas? Is it meth? Is it a meth lab? Well,

00:54:36.510 --> 00:54:38.989
who knows? I don't know. I mean, who knows what's

00:54:38.989 --> 00:54:42.150
going on? I mean, it could be anything. Maybe

00:54:42.150 --> 00:54:44.789
that thing was built on unexploded ordnance from

00:54:44.789 --> 00:54:47.550
like a testing ground. I mean, if they don't

00:54:47.550 --> 00:54:50.530
have gas there, that doesn't mean that the city

00:54:50.530 --> 00:54:52.289
doesn't have gas there. It doesn't mean that

00:54:52.289 --> 00:54:55.130
they don't have their own propane tank that they're

00:54:55.130 --> 00:54:57.329
providing. That's what they do a lot of times.

00:54:57.389 --> 00:54:59.789
They'll have a 200 -gallon propane tank that

00:54:59.789 --> 00:55:01.389
they come and fill up. There could have been

00:55:01.389 --> 00:55:03.349
a leak like that. That explosion was intense.

00:55:03.750 --> 00:55:06.590
Oh, yeah. Nobody died? Nobody was in the house?

00:55:06.829 --> 00:55:09.909
A propane tank was there. I heard that six people

00:55:09.909 --> 00:55:12.909
were inside and they all lived. How is that even

00:55:12.909 --> 00:55:15.110
possible? It had to have been the propane tank.

00:55:15.210 --> 00:55:17.809
I mean, what else would cause that? I don't know.

00:55:17.809 --> 00:55:19.949
That's the question is what would cause this.

00:55:20.130 --> 00:55:23.510
And it damaged, I think, 24 surrounding homes

00:55:23.510 --> 00:55:25.630
is what I heard. And there are people several

00:55:25.630 --> 00:55:28.369
miles away who thought trees fell on them because

00:55:28.369 --> 00:55:31.030
it was so loud and the bang that they heard.

00:55:31.170 --> 00:55:34.579
That is unbelievable. Huh. Well, I don't know.

00:55:35.900 --> 00:55:39.820
Really, I don't think pain would cause that much

00:55:39.820 --> 00:55:43.619
of an explosion. It sounds to me like... That

00:55:43.619 --> 00:55:46.920
was yesterday. It almost looks like explosives

00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:49.920
to me. Yeah, that was yesterday. I wonder who

00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.300
lived there. They're going to figure it out.

00:55:52.500 --> 00:55:53.760
I mean, they're going to dig into it, and they're

00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:55.659
going to find the explanation for it. So when

00:55:55.659 --> 00:55:58.699
you call up your insurance company, what do you

00:55:58.699 --> 00:56:02.550
say and go, this is covered? Well, they have

00:56:02.550 --> 00:56:05.550
to find the cause first. So I got to tell you,

00:56:05.570 --> 00:56:09.110
there are clauses and policies that exclude terrorist

00:56:09.110 --> 00:56:12.909
operations, you know, terrorist activity. So

00:56:12.909 --> 00:56:15.869
if your house is blown up from a terrorism, sometimes

00:56:15.869 --> 00:56:17.570
coverage isn't extended, that kind of stuff.

00:56:18.900 --> 00:56:21.179
Well, who knows, but I don't think this is terrorism.

00:56:22.019 --> 00:56:24.579
I mean, I'm not saying like, no, no, no, no,

00:56:24.579 --> 00:56:26.460
no kind of terrorism. I'm saying it's like it

00:56:26.460 --> 00:56:29.380
could be any kind of local person. It could be

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:31.519
homegrown. Yeah, I get it. I mean, someone like

00:56:31.519 --> 00:56:34.820
a mayor or a city official or a school official

00:56:34.820 --> 00:56:37.960
and some disgruntled parent decides he's going

00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:39.380
to poke a hole. Or like the governor of Pennsylvania.

00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:43.780
whose house was firebombed by a psycho. Yeah,

00:56:43.780 --> 00:56:46.300
what is up with that? He was just crazy. He doesn't

00:56:46.300 --> 00:56:48.579
like Shapiro for who knows what reason. Maybe

00:56:48.579 --> 00:56:51.280
because he's Jewish. I don't know. He hates Trump.

00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:55.019
So there's no political leanings, at least from

00:56:55.019 --> 00:56:57.340
what I've read initially. Yeah, it's that guy

00:56:57.340 --> 00:56:59.420
right there. Look at that. Oh, how evil does

00:56:59.420 --> 00:57:03.500
he look? He looks stable. He looks completely

00:57:03.500 --> 00:57:05.579
unstable. Is he the father of those four kids?

00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:10.539
I don't know. Really? That's the guy? Yes, that's

00:57:10.539 --> 00:57:15.480
him. And he decided to scale a fence and go to

00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:18.059
the governor's mansion. And firebomb it. And

00:57:18.059 --> 00:57:22.300
elude, you know, they saw him, and he eluded

00:57:22.300 --> 00:57:26.460
them. Did he have some sort of... He had Molotov

00:57:26.460 --> 00:57:28.239
cocktails. I mean, but did he have some sort

00:57:28.239 --> 00:57:29.980
of literature or something? What do they call

00:57:29.980 --> 00:57:31.579
that, a manifest, or what do they call that?

00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:34.019
Oh, a manifesto. A manifesto? He probably thought

00:57:34.019 --> 00:57:35.500
he wasn't going to get caught. These people are

00:57:35.500 --> 00:57:37.820
stupid, man. I don't know. It may be too early

00:57:37.820 --> 00:57:39.500
to figure it out, but I know that they're saying

00:57:39.500 --> 00:57:41.639
that. It's pretty fog of war right now. Yeah,

00:57:41.639 --> 00:57:43.480
they're still trying to figure it out, but it's

00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:46.940
fog of war. 38 -year -old Cody Balmer from Harrisburg

00:57:46.940 --> 00:57:50.659
in connection with the arson attack, attempted

00:57:50.659 --> 00:57:53.000
homicide of Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro.

00:57:53.059 --> 00:57:57.989
So Josh Shapiro was supposed to... Wasn't he

00:57:57.989 --> 00:58:00.670
supposed to be, instead of Cameltoe Harris, wasn't

00:58:00.670 --> 00:58:02.329
he supposed to be? No. He was supposed to be

00:58:02.329 --> 00:58:04.969
instead of Tim Walz. Or Tim Walz, that's right.

00:58:04.989 --> 00:58:07.429
They were saying, why don't you pick Josh Shapiro

00:58:07.429 --> 00:58:10.849
instead of this Tampon Tim? Because he was Jewish

00:58:10.849 --> 00:58:13.530
and everyone was very anti -Jewish at the time.

00:58:13.550 --> 00:58:17.150
That is so fucked up. It is completely fucked

00:58:17.150 --> 00:58:20.369
up. And he would have been a very dangerous VP.

00:58:20.530 --> 00:58:22.510
Yeah, he's a very strong speaker. Very strong.

00:58:23.409 --> 00:58:25.369
Look at that picture there of the New York. Not

00:58:25.369 --> 00:58:28.639
like Tampon Tim. Dude, this guy looks beyond

00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:32.920
evil. Ah, whatever. Just plant him. What? Get

00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:35.719
it over with. Look at that face, and he's sticking

00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:38.039
his tongue out. I mean, what a weirdo. I don't

00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:39.840
think he really gives a shit, is what it is.

00:58:39.960 --> 00:58:41.900
Dude, the guy's so mentally ill. He's on something.

00:58:42.099 --> 00:58:45.380
He's so mentally ill, it doesn't matter. And

00:58:45.380 --> 00:58:47.800
that's what they'll say. Or drugged out. Yeah.

00:58:48.059 --> 00:58:50.320
They'll probably let him go and say, you know,

00:58:50.380 --> 00:58:52.980
ah, we don't care. You know, he's on drugs. I

00:58:52.980 --> 00:58:54.280
don't think so. It's not really his personality.

00:58:54.780 --> 00:58:57.019
Not on this one. That's attempted murder, man.

00:58:57.360 --> 00:58:59.920
I agree. I agree. Plus, he went after a Democrat,

00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:01.639
so the Democrats probably should be all up in

00:59:01.639 --> 00:59:04.360
arms. He's been charged with attempted murder.

00:59:05.019 --> 00:59:10.050
Yeah. We have a bourbon to talk about. We do

00:59:10.050 --> 00:59:11.769
have a bourbon to talk about, but before that,

00:59:11.889 --> 00:59:16.150
we have Jeff, who went out of town to get this

00:59:16.150 --> 00:59:19.030
bourbon. Yes, he did. Came back, and he's opened

00:59:19.030 --> 00:59:25.150
up the little advent calendar. Did we talk about

00:59:25.150 --> 00:59:28.130
your trip? I mean, you did, right? Yeah, we talked

00:59:28.130 --> 00:59:31.590
about it. But this is one that, again, drove

00:59:31.590 --> 00:59:35.269
up there. This is from Jim Beam. Yeah. This is

00:59:35.269 --> 00:59:38.670
what we're drinking is Baker's 13. Baker's 13.

00:59:38.889 --> 00:59:41.590
13 -year -old Baker's. Now, I got to tell you,

00:59:41.610 --> 00:59:44.269
for the next half a year, we're going to be having

00:59:44.269 --> 00:59:49.269
a lot of these. Bourbons, Jeff's releasing one

00:59:49.269 --> 00:59:50.869
at a time. We didn't want to know what they were.

00:59:50.949 --> 00:59:53.230
We want them to be special. So they're very exciting.

00:59:53.269 --> 00:59:54.690
We're going to call them the Advent Calendar

00:59:54.690 --> 00:59:58.610
Whiskies. So it's the light green. We have this

00:59:58.610 --> 01:00:01.190
awesome chart that our producer printed out that

01:00:01.190 --> 01:00:04.469
has all the - Beam Suntory. It has the houses

01:00:04.469 --> 01:00:07.409
of bourbon. And Suntory is actually a Japanese

01:00:07.409 --> 01:00:10.110
company, so Japanese -owned Beam. Did you know

01:00:10.110 --> 01:00:12.869
that? I did not know that. Yeah, Suntory is Japanese.

01:00:12.889 --> 01:00:15.429
That's awful. That should not be the case. Americans

01:00:15.429 --> 01:00:18.480
should own bourbon. Yeah, so as big as Jim Beam

01:00:18.480 --> 01:00:22.579
is, Japanese own it. Jeez. Anyway. How would

01:00:22.579 --> 01:00:26.179
that family allow that sale to happen? Billions

01:00:26.179 --> 01:00:28.360
of dollars. Yeah, same way Bud got bought by

01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:31.139
him. Billions and billions of dollars. Anyway,

01:00:31.340 --> 01:00:33.679
this is Baker's 13. Very hard to find. At least

01:00:33.679 --> 01:00:36.559
it is down here. The only place I've seen it

01:00:36.559 --> 01:00:39.179
is on the allocated shelf where you have to spend

01:00:39.179 --> 01:00:42.050
points and shit like that for it, right? So they

01:00:42.050 --> 01:00:44.690
had it on the rack. Of course, the distillery

01:00:44.690 --> 01:00:48.989
was top -notch. Their tour is outstanding. Great.

01:00:49.869 --> 01:00:52.110
One of the things I found interesting is they

01:00:52.110 --> 01:00:58.429
call it brewer's wine or something like that,

01:00:58.530 --> 01:01:02.269
or brewer's beer, or distiller's beer, when they

01:01:02.269 --> 01:01:06.929
make their mash and they amplify it or cook it,

01:01:07.010 --> 01:01:09.969
ferment it, and then they put it into the distill.

01:01:10.489 --> 01:01:14.550
Well, the fermenter was outside, and they had

01:01:14.550 --> 01:01:17.730
all these tubes going back and forth, back and

01:01:17.730 --> 01:01:20.409
forth, back and forth, where it would funnel

01:01:20.409 --> 01:01:22.710
it, and they figured all the formulas out to

01:01:22.710 --> 01:01:24.289
say it needs to be this temperature when it goes

01:01:24.289 --> 01:01:26.949
into the distill. So they have all these pipes,

01:01:27.030 --> 01:01:29.090
and he goes, it's actually moving 45 feet, but

01:01:29.090 --> 01:01:31.650
there's two and a half miles of pipe that is

01:01:31.650 --> 01:01:35.150
going through. Yeah. So it's flying through.

01:01:35.170 --> 01:01:37.010
It's insane. Yeah, it's ridiculous. And the still,

01:01:37.030 --> 01:01:39.849
their column still is insane. It's ridiculous.

01:01:40.539 --> 01:01:43.659
So anyway, this is Baker's 13, 107 proof. This

01:01:43.659 --> 01:01:47.699
is a single barrel, and it's got a little metal

01:01:47.699 --> 01:01:52.760
tag that has the serial number on there of it.

01:01:54.360 --> 01:01:56.739
I'm surprised you can shadow the bottle with

01:01:56.739 --> 01:02:02.159
this heavy handedness. So looks like the mash

01:02:02.159 --> 01:02:05.800
bill. It seems very high rye to me on the taste.

01:02:05.860 --> 01:02:07.780
But anyway, keep going. It's 77 corn. But it's

01:02:07.780 --> 01:02:12.960
not. 13 rye. 13 rye is pretty high. And 10 barley.

01:02:14.579 --> 01:02:18.559
Yeah. I mean, if I didn't know any better, I

01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:22.699
would say this is a rye. A rye bourbon. It is

01:02:22.699 --> 01:02:28.179
a rye bourbon. Yeah. 100%. As opposed to a whiskey

01:02:28.179 --> 01:02:31.239
bourbon? Is it a weeded bourbon? No, I mean when.

01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.940
For it to be called rye, it's not majority corn.

01:02:36.039 --> 01:02:39.360
It's majority rye, right? So this is not a rye

01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:41.300
bourbon. That wouldn't be a bourbon then. It'd

01:02:41.300 --> 01:02:44.340
be a rye. Rye whiskey. There you go. Okay, there

01:02:44.340 --> 01:02:50.179
you go. Rye whiskey. Anyway, it's... Well, let's

01:02:50.179 --> 01:02:54.000
walk through it. So I got to tell you, I was

01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:58.039
not a huge fan of this when it opened up. And

01:02:58.039 --> 01:03:01.579
I was tight -lipped about it. It's growing on

01:03:01.579 --> 01:03:03.960
me, and I think the flavors are starting to come

01:03:03.960 --> 01:03:06.579
out more and more. As I start to handle the glass,

01:03:06.800 --> 01:03:12.639
my hand is warming up. The liquid in here, the

01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:18.000
whiskey, it's swirling it, releasing it. I mean,

01:03:18.019 --> 01:03:20.280
it's taking a while, 45 minutes, and it's starting

01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:26.119
to come around. I'm tasting like a medicinal,

01:03:26.420 --> 01:03:30.219
like a cherry. You know that cough syrup? Get

01:03:30.219 --> 01:03:32.260
a little medicinal cherry. And I'm not saying

01:03:32.260 --> 01:03:34.039
that in a bad way. I'm saying that in a good

01:03:34.039 --> 01:03:37.639
way. It's got a little vanilla buttercream kind

01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:41.440
of hint that kind of comes at you. Yeah, I agree.

01:03:41.500 --> 01:03:44.880
When I first had this, I was not a fan. It was

01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:47.300
a brand new bottle, cracked it open, and I sipped

01:03:47.300 --> 01:03:50.159
it a minute after it got poured. It opened, right.

01:03:50.380 --> 01:03:53.780
And I was like, eh, it's a little harsh. But

01:03:53.780 --> 01:03:56.139
it's opened up quite a bit. And like I said,

01:03:56.260 --> 01:04:01.230
Sean said, it's... I'm picking up some of that

01:04:01.230 --> 01:04:07.150
vanilla's sweetness on there again. Some nuttiness.

01:04:07.349 --> 01:04:10.750
I think I get some nuttiness in there. So definitely

01:04:10.750 --> 01:04:13.590
the cherry. I'm liking that cherry. Stone fruit.

01:04:13.690 --> 01:04:16.710
Not to be harsh. I would expect way more from

01:04:16.710 --> 01:04:21.070
a 13 -year -old bourbon. I don't know. I don't

01:04:21.070 --> 01:04:23.230
know, man. What's the proof on this? 107. It's

01:04:23.230 --> 01:04:26.690
107. Got kind of a little tobacco at the tail

01:04:26.690 --> 01:04:30.230
end of that. With 13 years, there should be a

01:04:30.230 --> 01:04:32.550
lot more going on in this. I don't know. Do you

01:04:32.550 --> 01:04:34.150
still get the red licorice? I'm not sure why

01:04:34.150 --> 01:04:35.710
I'm disappointed. Yeah, are you getting that

01:04:35.710 --> 01:04:37.550
red licorice, as you were saying earlier, the

01:04:37.550 --> 01:04:40.449
cherry licorice? There was some of that. But,

01:04:40.449 --> 01:04:42.510
man, this finish, I don't know. It's one of the

01:04:42.510 --> 01:04:46.090
taste notes is licorice. Oh, is it? Yeah, the

01:04:46.090 --> 01:04:51.949
anise. I think the secret to this or a catalyst

01:04:51.949 --> 01:04:55.269
of releasing some of the tasting notes on this.

01:04:55.639 --> 01:04:59.420
is the warmth of the hand. I think it's important.

01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:02.980
Have you had those Brandy snifters? I mean, this

01:05:02.980 --> 01:05:05.420
is a Glencairn glass that we have. Brandy snifters

01:05:05.420 --> 01:05:09.139
are wider at the base. And I think for something

01:05:09.139 --> 01:05:12.380
like this, it would probably call for a wider

01:05:12.380 --> 01:05:14.519
snifter glass. So you get your whole hand on

01:05:14.519 --> 01:05:16.860
it up? Yeah, because I think the heat is actually

01:05:16.860 --> 01:05:20.219
doing it a lot of good. I mean, I'm breathing

01:05:20.219 --> 01:05:22.179
in it, trying to warm this thing up. And the

01:05:22.179 --> 01:05:24.679
more I do it, I mean, I've got like sweet tobacco

01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:26.940
that's coming out of this on the tail end. I

01:05:26.940 --> 01:05:28.960
mean, it's starting to really, I'm tasting so

01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:32.760
much more now. Before it was like cigarette butt.

01:05:33.980 --> 01:05:36.340
Honestly, that's exactly what I tasted at the

01:05:36.340 --> 01:05:38.159
very beginning. And I was like, this is not right.

01:05:39.219 --> 01:05:42.559
And now there's just a bunch of flavors popping

01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:47.320
out. Baker's 13. Baker's 13. Baker's 13. This

01:05:47.320 --> 01:05:50.760
is great. I will tell you this. Paul got the

01:05:50.760 --> 01:05:52.619
Baker 7 because I remember you were excited to

01:05:52.619 --> 01:05:56.900
get it. Yeah. And you didn't like that one. Right.

01:05:56.940 --> 01:05:59.659
You were very disappointed in it because I think

01:05:59.659 --> 01:06:02.579
the bottle was sharp looking and I think it was

01:06:02.579 --> 01:06:04.219
fairly new at the time. I don't think – I think

01:06:04.219 --> 01:06:06.360
Baker's at least around this area. I don't remember

01:06:06.360 --> 01:06:09.360
seeing it. But I think we were not disappointed.

01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:11.420
I know you were disappointed more than I think

01:06:11.420 --> 01:06:13.579
all of us. And maybe it's just this profile that

01:06:13.579 --> 01:06:16.199
you're – Right. You have a hard time with because

01:06:16.199 --> 01:06:18.650
– You know, I'm picking up some things, and when

01:06:18.650 --> 01:06:22.650
I first had it, I was not a fan. Like Sean says,

01:06:22.829 --> 01:06:24.489
the longer it sits, the more it's opening up

01:06:24.489 --> 01:06:27.949
for me. Yeah. So if you get this, pour it and

01:06:27.949 --> 01:06:31.690
let it sit for 15, 20 minutes. Yeah. And I think

01:06:31.690 --> 01:06:36.590
this, I'm curious to taste this for the second

01:06:36.590 --> 01:06:40.510
round of the Baker's 13, because the rumor is

01:06:40.510 --> 01:06:43.130
that when you open a bottle and you bring it

01:06:43.130 --> 01:06:46.489
past the shoulder. And it allows that to open

01:06:46.489 --> 01:06:49.449
up inside the bottle. So I'm kind of, I don't

01:06:49.449 --> 01:06:50.889
even know what to call that, off -gassing or,

01:06:50.969 --> 01:06:53.389
you know. Oxidizing because there's oxygen in

01:06:53.389 --> 01:06:55.849
there now. Yeah. So I'm hoping that's what it

01:06:55.849 --> 01:06:58.070
is. And maybe when the second pour comes out,

01:06:58.150 --> 01:06:59.969
it's going to taste a little bit different. This

01:06:59.969 --> 01:07:02.210
one right now at the stage it's at is perfect

01:07:02.210 --> 01:07:05.349
for me. It still has that, and frankly, it's

01:07:05.349 --> 01:07:09.929
got the same kind of aftertaste as the first

01:07:09.929 --> 01:07:13.550
whiskey that we had. What was the first whiskey?

01:07:14.989 --> 01:07:19.449
It was... Hellhound? Hickory... Hickory Creek

01:07:19.449 --> 01:07:21.170
or something like that, right? Yeah, Hickory

01:07:21.170 --> 01:07:25.969
Creek. Yeah, it was Hickory Hill. Hickory Hill.

01:07:26.909 --> 01:07:29.409
And that one was aged... Do you remember how

01:07:29.409 --> 01:07:32.289
long was that one aged? Like 18 months. Nothing.

01:07:32.389 --> 01:07:35.869
Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. The one we had in

01:07:35.869 --> 01:07:39.269
the first podcast? Uh -huh. Oh, damn. Yeah, not

01:07:39.269 --> 01:07:41.309
bad considering. That, I was going to say...

01:07:41.559 --> 01:07:43.599
We should have talked about that because that

01:07:43.599 --> 01:07:48.179
matters. Yeah. I think that's what I'm struggling

01:07:48.179 --> 01:07:51.059
with so much with this one. It's aged 13 years.

01:07:51.380 --> 01:07:56.340
I mean, there's so much. But we had the Camelot.

01:07:56.639 --> 01:08:00.039
I think we have the 15 - and the 16 -year Camelot.

01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:03.420
And all we get from that, fantastic, but, I mean,

01:08:03.460 --> 01:08:06.980
it's very oaky. Very oaky, oaky taste to it.

01:08:07.059 --> 01:08:10.500
This one does not have the oaky taste that the

01:08:10.500 --> 01:08:12.980
Camelots do, which is kind of interesting. Ooh,

01:08:13.099 --> 01:08:15.920
he's bringing out the Baker 7. Yeah. Well, I

01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:17.760
mean, I wouldn't mind to do a little cross comparison.

01:08:17.899 --> 01:08:22.699
Yeah, I want to try the 7 compared to the 13.

01:08:23.539 --> 01:08:31.239
As do I. I mean, again, it's not bad. I don't

01:08:31.239 --> 01:08:32.840
want to say it's bad, but I had an expectation.

01:08:33.609 --> 01:08:36.529
It's funny. It's all perception, right? When

01:08:36.529 --> 01:08:38.189
you have an expectation heading into something,

01:08:38.850 --> 01:08:46.109
it can change your response to it, right? Right.

01:08:47.510 --> 01:08:49.829
That's my biggest issue at the moment. It's not

01:08:49.829 --> 01:08:52.449
bad. I mean, again, guys, if we're hanging out

01:08:52.449 --> 01:08:54.109
and somebody pulls this bottle out, I'm going

01:08:54.109 --> 01:08:56.470
to enjoy the hell out of it all night, right?

01:08:56.569 --> 01:08:59.350
But for the purposes of what I'm getting out

01:08:59.350 --> 01:09:02.489
of it and what my finish is and what my rating

01:09:02.489 --> 01:09:05.819
is going to be, I mean, damn, I don't know how

01:09:05.819 --> 01:09:08.079
much this bottle costs. A hundred bucks. A hundred

01:09:08.079 --> 01:09:10.079
bucks, yeah. A hundred bucks. Okay, dude. You

01:09:10.079 --> 01:09:14.640
add that to the mix and I'm not. Well, yeah,

01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:18.619
I see what you're saying. I really do. And I

01:09:18.619 --> 01:09:24.560
agree with you on some of it. But it's there.

01:09:24.939 --> 01:09:31.199
And I'm kind of wondering, is it us? The cliche

01:09:31.199 --> 01:09:33.579
thing, it's not me, it's you. It's not you, it's

01:09:33.579 --> 01:09:36.699
me. Right. Well, I know this is a desirable bottle

01:09:36.699 --> 01:09:40.939
that a lot of people look for. Okay, 13 is better

01:09:40.939 --> 01:09:44.100
than 7. Oh, I haven't tried it yet. No question.

01:09:44.439 --> 01:09:50.359
13 is better than 7. Without a doubt. Oh, yeah.

01:09:50.800 --> 01:09:58.359
It's almost astringent. Right. The 7. All right.

01:09:58.380 --> 01:10:00.720
Well, he's wanting. Mr. Producer is pressuring

01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:05.079
us for our rating here. So this is at 107, right?

01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:08.079
Yeah. 107. I'll just shoot from the hip. I'm

01:10:08.079 --> 01:10:14.579
going to give this one a 7 .9. I'm going to give

01:10:14.579 --> 01:10:19.319
it a 5 .8. Damn. It's harsh for me, man. That's

01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:21.300
all right. That's all right. All of us can't

01:10:21.300 --> 01:10:25.260
have the same palate and same taste, right? I

01:10:25.260 --> 01:10:31.359
think I'm right at a 7 on this. Yeah. I'm at

01:10:31.359 --> 01:10:34.180
a 7 .9. It opened up a lot for me. Yeah. I enjoyed

01:10:34.180 --> 01:10:36.920
it right at the very tail end, and I think that

01:10:36.920 --> 01:10:40.159
if this bottle, maybe it's cooler up here, you

01:10:40.159 --> 01:10:42.439
know, in the podcast area, up in the top floor.

01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:44.760
I think if this bottle was a little bit warmer,

01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:48.439
I think those tasting notes would come out a

01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:50.300
lot more. I'm kind of wondering, we should probably

01:10:50.300 --> 01:10:52.000
dilute it a little bit and see what happens.

01:10:52.220 --> 01:10:55.479
We should probably start doing that. Bourbons

01:10:55.479 --> 01:10:57.140
that we don't really necessarily agree with right

01:10:57.140 --> 01:10:59.659
off the bat. Yeah, we need to have a little...

01:10:59.659 --> 01:11:02.000
Distilled water? Yeah, a bottle up there with

01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:04.039
a little... Eyedropper? Eyedropper up here, yeah.

01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:06.939
That's a thing. It is. The professionals talk

01:11:06.939 --> 01:11:09.279
about that shit all the time. Yeah. We're pros,

01:11:09.460 --> 01:11:14.479
aren't we? We are now. So we have D1 Spirits

01:11:14.479 --> 01:11:17.159
coming up here pretty soon, right? About a month,

01:11:17.239 --> 01:11:20.220
yeah. Interesting. We need to get 1845, get those

01:11:20.220 --> 01:11:23.100
logged on. I'll do a shout -out to Lowry Crossing.

01:11:23.800 --> 01:11:30.199
1845. We will be on Friday, April 19th, right?

01:11:30.859 --> 01:11:33.739
Friday, April 19th? No, 18th. 18th is Friday.

01:11:34.220 --> 01:11:37.060
Easter is the 20th. Also, Stephen's 23rd birthday

01:11:37.060 --> 01:11:40.239
is the 20th, so that's a Sunday. And how about

01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:42.960
that? Happy Easter to all of our listeners. On

01:11:42.960 --> 01:11:47.689
April 20th, 420. And Hitler's birthday, apparently.

01:11:47.949 --> 01:11:50.390
Is it really? Great. I don't know. The elementary

01:11:50.390 --> 01:11:53.069
kid used to tease Steven. Your birthday's April

01:11:53.069 --> 01:11:55.270
20th. That was Hitler's birthday. Apparently

01:11:55.270 --> 01:11:56.470
Donald Trump's too. That's hilarious that they

01:11:56.470 --> 01:11:58.569
would even know that. I know. That's so dumb.

01:11:58.729 --> 01:12:00.250
I've never even checked. I don't even know if

01:12:00.250 --> 01:12:02.470
it's true or not. All right. Well, I don't think

01:12:02.470 --> 01:12:04.310
we touched a whole lot of our topics up on the

01:12:04.310 --> 01:12:07.149
dry erase board. We did, actually. Did we? Absolutely.

01:12:07.569 --> 01:12:08.489
I can't turn around. We talked about the rail

01:12:08.489 --> 01:12:10.390
yard. We talked about exploding homes. Every

01:12:10.390 --> 01:12:12.210
time I turn around, my back freaking cracks.

01:12:12.649 --> 01:12:16.539
We talked about the marathon. psychosis we went

01:12:16.539 --> 01:12:20.720
through. The 45 foot woman. We talked about Josh

01:12:20.720 --> 01:12:22.920
Shapiro. We didn't talk about Snow White and

01:12:22.920 --> 01:12:26.640
the miserable existence of that movie. That lead

01:12:26.640 --> 01:12:30.699
actress torpedoed that movie. All right, well,

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