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Box, box, push, push. That's how the last one.

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I know. I freaking love that show. That's right.

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We talked about the other one. Yes. I mean, Shelly

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and I, you would say that to each other. Box,

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box, push, push. Well, in what kind of context?

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When we're naked in bed. Talking about our box.

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And you're like pushing it. Yeah. Lord, it's

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the first half. She's like, she's box, box, push,

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push. I haven't even started drinking yet. Push,

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push into box, box. At least the lava lamp has

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kind of calmed down a little bit. It's got rid

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of that. It had some sort of rhino organ -looking

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thing going on there. It looked like some sort

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of intestinal tract. Yeah, it was kind of organ

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-y. Shoot, so kind of off our game a little bit

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out of... We're day early for our Monday night,

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April 14th podcast. Paul's going out of town.

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I am. A very important business meeting with...

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My company. Where are you going? Tucson? I'm

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going to Albuquerque. Albuquerque. Albuquerque.

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Albuquerque. It's just a routine. You take a

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left at Albuquerque? See, you know, I knew I

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should have made a left turn at Albuquerque.

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Nah, they've got a board meeting. They're going

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to discuss whether they're going to put tampons

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in the men's bathroom or not. I've already voted

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yes, so. Are they going to be covered in ketchup

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or have frozen ketchup pods? I don't know. Bullets?

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I'm just doing a regular. You know, FaceTime.

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So when they melted. How'd they do that anyways?

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I mean, were they actually frozen? Yeah, they'd

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freeze little ketchup bullets and they'd stick

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with their butts. When they thawed, it would

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leak. Good Lord. Don't knock it until you try

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it, guys. I mean, you would think if you stick

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a piece of ice on you, it wouldn't hurt you or

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damage you. Didn't damage you. I don't know if

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I'd want to put a suppository ice missile. I've

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got frostbite around my anus. Well, plus there's

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vinegar and tomatoes. Wouldn't that acid kind

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of burn the inside of your rectum? I don't know.

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Well, maybe we should have a guest that's tried

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it. Well, let's reach out to Dylan Mulvaney.

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Maybe he'll be interested in coming on here.

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Is it Dylan? Is that how he says it? Dylan, Dylan.

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Is it Paul or Paul? Please don't ever make that

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face again. Please, for the love of God. 215

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reasons. And certainly don't look at me while

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you're doing it. Right. God, that was. Traumatizing.

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All right. Well, it's April 14th, as I just said.

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Our producer, Mr. Chuck, is ready to go. Dudes

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Like Us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And

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check us out on Facebook and Instagram. Just

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mash that button. Like and follow. Subscribe.

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Subscribe. All three. Do it over and over again.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just hit like, like, like.

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I love you guys. Wow. Jeez. Dudes Like Us podcast.

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Don't be doing anything weird while you're doing

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it. Yeah. Please. No, no. We prefer weird. We

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do? Yeah. What the hell, man? Did you hear how

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we opened up the damn podcast today? Of course

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we like weird. Yeah, that's not Jeff. All right,

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so we've got tons of topics to talk about. We've

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got lots of stuff. We do. Yeah, well, I mean,

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where do you want to start this big thing? Well,

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I mean, we kicked off the great weekend with

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Chuck and I. I don't know what you guys are doing.

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Before we start that, I want to say a shout out

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to Big Mike. Yes. Mike Ryan, that was your last

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podcast. We had a great time with Big Stick's

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distillery. Big Stick. I don't think it's plural.

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but it's an X, isn't it? Hold on, I'm wearing

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a shirt. It's a big stick. Oh, it is. It's a

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big stick. Semper Fi. That was a cool podcast.

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It was a cool -tasting whiskey, and that was

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awesome. I had a good time. Shout out to those

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guys. And it was a unique idea. I know if you've

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listened to the podcast already, you already

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know the story behind it, but great idea. Yeah,

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I'm going to poke, and I'm trying to get to find

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out how exactly he was preparing those staves

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that go in there. I wanted to use a chart form.

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We know that. We got that out of him. It's a

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trade secret. Yeah, he designed the equipment.

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Yeah, he built, well, he designed and built it,

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his own equipment to make those staves. Right.

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Now, I think he got a conveyor for a pizza cooker.

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And just kind of. Just like a little mini one,

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you know. Suck that sucker. Like a pizza hut

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that closed nearby. Yeah, I guess. Like a ninja

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pizza oven. Maybe, yeah. It's got a little conveyor

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on there. You put them on one side and they pop

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out on the other. Yeah, like, I mean, do you

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really need to? Well, I mean, there has to be

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flame. You can't just put it in an oven. Can't

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heat up. No. Like microwave it? You have to burn

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it. Like burn it, burn it. You just can't microwave

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it? You can't bake it? I don't know. I don't

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think you can microwave it. I think it's two

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flamethrowers just going at each other. There

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you go. That sounds more, yeah. That's more Mike's

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style, too. I would probably prefer to get that

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set up. So anyways, we had that. I want to shout

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out to those guys. And what do you guys want

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to talk about to start off with? Well, I want

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to hear about Paul and Chuck's estate sale adventures.

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Yeah. Because Sean and I got to miss out because

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we were. We're busy, so. Busy. Working. Busy.

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Yeah, you got the flurry of text messages with

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nothing to do about it. Yeah, well, I traveled.

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I actually traveled an incredible distance. That's

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so dramatic. I mean, it was. I've crossed an

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ocean. I mean, if you think about it, from driving,

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I mean, it's like, God bless. I mean, I was running

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hot. And I came in just in time to hit the Holy

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Grail and eat some of those $5 wings. Anyway,

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it was a trip. So did we hit two? We hit three.

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We did hit three. Yeah. Okay, yes. So the first

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one was kind of uneventful. They had some nice

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stuff. They had a lot of stuff. It was kind of

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pricey. Yeah, some of those can be. They kind

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of overpriced themselves. Yeah. Did you guys

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loudly fart? No, we didn't. We did not crop dust,

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no. No, we didn't do any. That's what Jeff likes

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to do. He likes to go to remote places. Usually

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the garage where it's very echoey. Just for fun,

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huh? Didn't keep up the tradition. Try to be

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sly. Sean's got the hearing of a fucking rabbit.

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Neither one of you can be sly when you're doing

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that. So I'm not sure about that. But anyway,

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it's interesting you say that everything was

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expensive because that's what you do, right?

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You stand there in the garage and you're like,

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is that a good price? And then you pull out your

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phone and you try to find it on eBay or you try

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to find it on Amazon. Or Kohl's. Right, or Kohl's.

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coverage is shitty right so it's oh yeah it's

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like super slow and spinning and you get frustrated

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and you go put your wi -fi log in right anyway

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it was i mean it was it was interesting and then

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i guess so they didn't have anything good so

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they have like paintings and sofas and okay well

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okay first off where we ended up Okay, first

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off, the second one we went to was closing in

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like, what, 10 or 15 minutes? Right, yeah. We

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had 10 minutes to go. And we had our challenge.

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Yeah, we had it. You got to dive into the state

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of mind of these guys that actually work those

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estate sales. It's just like, oh my God, I've

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been here since, what, nine? And they're like,

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I am leaving. I'm leaving. And you're either...

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You're either going to leave or I'm going to

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make you leave. Right. We're so angry. When we

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walked in, we knew we only had like 10 minutes

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left. Yeah, we were busting ass to get over there

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too. Without my transmission. We made a little

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fun game out of it, right? So I came up with

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this thing. I said, every estate sale we go to,

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at least maybe not everyone, but you have to

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buy at least one item, and it has to be at least

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$10. So we came up with that, and we had 10 minutes.

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Chuck had 10 minutes to find his item. And everything's

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like seven, three. Yes. You can't combine it.

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You can't combine like a set of anything, right?

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So I'm following him around the house going,

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six minutes, five minutes. And Sean's texting

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me furiously going, where are you guys at? I'm

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like, I don't got time for this, Sean. I got

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four minutes to find something. Anyway, then

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I lost interest. I lost interest and I wandered

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away. And then next thing I know, he's standing

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at the place to pay. And I'm like, what the hell?

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And it was literally closing. And I was like,

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what'd you get? And it was a what? A wine aerator.

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A wine aerator. And he was so happy. I was so

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happy. He pointed it to me and it said $10. Anyway,

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so we had some fun with that. But then ultimately

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we ended up at this crazy, It was like a multi

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-million dollar home. Oh, multi, multi -million

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dollar home. It was the biggest house I've ever

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been in. And it had the weirdest stuff in there.

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It had a prayer room that was decked out, which

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is totally cool. I mean, it may have been staged,

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but it was a prayer room. Prayer room, just for

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the sole purpose of prayer. And it had a kneeler,

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and it had all these pictures of Jesus everywhere.

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And obviously this person was a devout Catholic.

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I told Shelly your joke. Here I am by myself

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in the prayer room going, Wow. And Chuck walks

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in and goes, Jesus. Jesus. Yes? What? I was like,

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really, dude? Yes. Jesus. These people had a

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life -size statue of Jesus that you find in a

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church overlooking their family room. So they

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had a room up there with big windows and angels

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in there. And it was crazy, man. Was it for sale?

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I've never seen anything. We never made it upstairs.

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We didn't make it upstairs because we had to

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go to Holy Grail. Yeah, because Sean was like,

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I'm at the Holy Grail. I'm by myself. I've eaten

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like four of these. I didn't say that. Just whenever

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you're ready. Oh. Dude, I was working. We were

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trying to get you to meet us there. And, you

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know. No, dude, no. You weren't ready for that.

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You wanted your beer and your - No, not with

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my day. Beer and wings. And mind you, look, I

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love going to a state's house. But it was just,

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it's too late in the day and I was running from

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- A to B, B to C, C to D. I didn't want to do

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anymore. We did pick you up something because

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we're nice. Yeah, and I was very thankful for

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those. I brought those home, and Tara was like,

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what are you going to do with those? She was

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like, I know you're going to make those cookies

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because I'm not. She said that to you? Yeah.

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It was a set of four. She loves making cookies.

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Hang on, you didn't even describe it. It was

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a set of four Star Wars cookie molds. Yeah. A

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set of Star Wars and Yoda. Yep. Stormtrooper.

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Stormtrooper. Darth Vader and Boba Fett. And

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Boba Fett, yeah. All the helmets. Literally,

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when I said we need to buy this for Sean, or

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maybe you said you might have, I don't know.

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Anyway, I said, I envisioned Tara making you

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these Star Wars cookies. You kidding me? Now,

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if I were one of the kids, she would be making

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them. She's a martyr for the kids, not me. Yeah.

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That's all right. But you know what? May the

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4th is coming around the corner. Or the 5th.

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May the 4th. You got that so wrong. Yes. You

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were so proud of yourself. May the 5th be with

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you. And you didn't catch it. You mean the 4th.

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Actually, I just thought I said it wrong again.

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I was like, God damn. You said it right this

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time. No, you got it right. Yeah. Well, I mean,

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yeah. What was that? At the Holy Grail when I

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said that? May the 4th be with you. And we all

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jumped on. You're like, whoa. So then it's Cinco

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de Mayo right after that. So it's like a back

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-to -back celebration type of thing. That's a

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fake holiday as well. It totally is. It's no

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Independence Day. Yeah, no one cares. It's got

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nothing to do with Mexico. It's a reason for

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people to drink Mexican beer and sit on a patio

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and have tacos. I'm not doing that. I'm not subscribing

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to that anymore. In fact, moving forward, dudes

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like us, I proclaim no celebration for the Cinco

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de Mayo. Really? You're boycotting. It's not

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real. I'm not boycotting. It's not real. Because

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I asked my Mexican guys. I was like, so Cinco

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de Mayo, he's like, yeah, that's not real. Yeah,

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that's not real. Okay, so Cinco de Mayo celebrates

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Mexico's victory over the French forces at the

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Battle of Puebla on May 5th, 1862. So it's a

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real thing. Well, he said that it's a very small

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Mexican battle that they don't pay attention

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to. It's insignificant because he ended up losing

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later. In Mexico, it's a minor holiday mainly

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observed in Puebla. Yes. Yeah. That's what he

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told me. They're like, yeah, that's not something

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down here. Interesting. It's Americans. Maybe

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like the Mexicans celebrating the Battle of Gettysburg

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or something. Well, they're looking at the month

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of May. They're like, hey, we got to have a holiday

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souvenir somewhere. What are we going to do?

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Corona's got to sell some beer. Uno de Mayo.

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Yeah, that would work because there's nothing

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else in May. And they went through all the numbers.

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Which one sounds right? Uno de Mayo. Dos de Mayo.

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Nope. Seco. Catorze. That one works. Whoa, that's

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a good one. Catorze de Mayo. Yes. Quince. Quince.

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Anyway, it was fun. We hadn't been to estate

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sales in a while, so that was, I think we - Yeah,

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so that whole thing kind of started off. Jeff

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and I kind of, I don't even know how we got going

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on it, but it was like one of those things. We

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were just like, we probably saw a sign. I think

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it's what it was. We saw a sign. We're driving

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around and we're like, let's go check that out.

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And then we got hooked. Yeah. You know? Then

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we downloaded the app or the website. We're like,

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well, let's plot out our shit. That's kind of

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what we did on Friday. .net. Estatesales .net.

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I don't remember. It's been so long. Actually,

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it takes you anywhere in your region. It's really

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easy to do, man. I mean, I found myself standing

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in the kitchen debating whether to buy the paprika.

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And Shelly was like, oh my God, you would have

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bought that? I was like, well, yeah, we're out

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of paprika. I mean, why wouldn't I? She's like,

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you don't know what they put in there. It's a

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dollar. And I'm like, what did they put in? Like,

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you know, fentanyl powder? What are you talking

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about here? I think it's pretty safe to buy some,

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you know, used seasonings. Don't you think? Well,

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it depends how used. You got to see how old they

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are. That's true. It's like eight -year -old

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paprika. No one should buy mine. That would be

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newer than any seasoning I have. Yes. Don't ever

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buy my seasoning because that's not going to

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go well. Yeah, but they've got fun things. I

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mean, I enjoy going throughout the whole house.

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I kind of gravitate towards the kitchen utensils,

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looking at some of those knives. Oh, yeah. Dude,

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it's endless kitchen stuff. That's how we got

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into it because Larry would buy the knives at

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these estate sales. And cutting boards. And cutting

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boards, yes. The first place we went to hunt.

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The first place we went to had more murder weapons

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per capita than I've seen. They had that giant

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wrench. They had a case of .45 ammo. They had

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hundreds of knives. Yeah, they did. This guy

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was ready to take somebody out. Were they selling

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the ammo? Yeah. It was $25 a box, which wasn't

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bad. How much was in a box? Was it a standard

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box? A standard box of 50, yeah. Yeah, I don't

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know. I didn't know if that was a good deal or

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not, but I don't have a 45. 50 cents a round.

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I have a 45. Yeah, I know. I thought about you

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there. Any batons? Any maces? No, just plumbing

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equipment. And some old tackle boxes. If you're

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a young couple starting out, or you're like a

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college kid that needs kitchen stuff, dude. Well,

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we did that for the boys, and they're like, no,

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this is used. We need new. Yeah. Who said that?

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The boys. It's just like - Are you kidding me?

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But you could seriously go in there, and if you

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wait to the last day, whatever that day is -

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Oh, everything 50 % off. Oh, dude, it's 75. They're

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like, just give us a nickel. We don't give a

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fuck. We don't want to carry this shit home.

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Right. Because, I mean, there was one time, and

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I didn't need it, but they had like a $1 ,200

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set. They were like, dude, just give us 50 bucks

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for it. And there were like 20 plates, saucers,

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cups. You know, salad plates, salad bowls. Did

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you get it? I didn't get it. I should have because

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I'm super OC when it comes to the shit in our

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cabinets. I can't stand the hodgepodge of shit

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that we have going on up there. I open it up

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and there's like. It's all mismatched. Oh, I

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can't. It freaks me out. That's funny. It freaks

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me out. That's why. Whatever. So, I mean, I like

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them all uniform. I like them to stack nice and

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neat. Oh, yeah. And you hate my cabinet. Well,

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your cabinet doors are closed, and I don't typically

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open them. Well, yours are closed now, aren't

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they? Amen. So I don't have to look at that stuff.

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For those who don't know, my wife, she didn't

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like our cabinet doors one day. She was like,

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yeah, you know what? I don't want these cabinet

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doors on there. She took them off. Okay, they

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weren't being worked on or repainted or anything?

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She just took them off. She took them off, and

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she was just like, well, we'll figure out what

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we're going to do with them later. I was like,

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oh, okay. So I stacked them all in the garage,

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and then her dad was kind of like, oh, yeah,

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I could build you some new cabinets. And so he

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started the process. He took the old ones off.

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That started the whole thing. Dude, he put the

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first round of cabinets up four or five years

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ago. He's still not done. Well, I mean, they're

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really ornate. They're wonderful cabinets. I

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don't want to be ungrateful, and I'm sorry if

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I sound ungrateful, but it's five fucking years,

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and he's still not done. Way too long. I'm just

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like, God damn. And Tara, she gets all mad at

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me. She's like, well, you can always make them.

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Why don't you go pay somebody to do it? And I

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was like, okay. She has a hardcore lisp in your...

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Well, whatever. Whatever. It's just, you know,

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it's a father, so what are you going to do? It's

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just like, that's why I'm like, don't do business

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with family when it comes to stuff like that,

00:16:49.990 --> 00:16:51.649
you know? Yeah, that's probably true. You know,

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especially with him. Look, my father -in -law

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makes great, great products. I mean, if you have

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the finished product, it's immaculate. He does

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multi -million dollar jobs, super high end, but

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there's no sense of urgency. None. I'll get to

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it when I can, you know? Whatever. Yep. Anyways.

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I get it. So we were, yeah, the estate sales

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were awesome. I enjoyed it. I bought a set of...

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Collector item walnuts, paint carved with all

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the wonderful sketches on there. Talk about a

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find. Oh, dude. What a find. I was Googling it,

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and they had a bunch of sexual positions on there.

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I was like, how did they engrave all that? It

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was amazing. And, yeah, I guess I accidentally

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got out of the car, and one rolled out. I mean,

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I don't know. That's exactly what happened. I

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also remember we were at a place, and there was

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a big hunk of petrified wood. Oh. And you were

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kicking yourself all the way. It's like one of

00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:48.740
the biggest regrets I have. What are you going

00:17:48.740 --> 00:17:50.880
to do with a hunk of petrified wood? Oh, this

00:17:50.880 --> 00:17:54.859
thing was beautiful. So it was a little bit smaller

00:17:54.859 --> 00:17:57.579
than a starter log, and it was a petrified piece

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of wood, and it had crystals all up and down

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it. Oh, that's kind of cool. Oh, it was wonderful.

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And it was like 20 bucks. It was something like

00:18:05.980 --> 00:18:08.839
that. Yeah. And I was like, yeah. And I was like,

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you know what? I'm going to get it. I went back

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like not even two minutes later. It was gone.

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Somebody bought it. Someone picked it up. Yeah.

00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:17.950
I think it just magically disappeared. I mean,

00:18:17.990 --> 00:18:21.230
it's crystallized. It was a magic lamp. Dude,

00:18:21.269 --> 00:18:23.250
it was frustrating because I bet that thing was...

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Actually, I don't even care. I loved it. It was

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great. It was priceless for you. I'm telling

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you, you can find all sorts of crazy stuff. I

00:18:31.029 --> 00:18:32.809
mean, depending on how you decorate your home,

00:18:32.910 --> 00:18:35.869
you can find amazing things. Well, I find it

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kind of creepy when you know that the person

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has passed away. Yes. And you're like... you're

00:18:43.289 --> 00:18:45.970
going through their clothes. I know. Jeff's like,

00:18:46.049 --> 00:18:48.630
do these Depends fit? They've got like 15 boxes

00:18:48.630 --> 00:18:50.230
of Depends. Yeah, they'll have Depends and all

00:18:50.230 --> 00:18:52.769
their toiletries. And I'm just like, this person,

00:18:52.869 --> 00:18:55.440
it's like they just died and then. Their shit

00:18:55.440 --> 00:18:57.220
is still laying there. And Sean's in the closet

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sniffing the underwear. I mean, it's just weird.

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It is weird. Now, they wouldn't let you in the

00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:02.980
closet, but they did have - Well, they have big

00:19:02.980 --> 00:19:05.200
racks. Yeah, you'd walk in closets. Yeah. And

00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:06.559
you'd go in there and you could - But I mean,

00:19:06.579 --> 00:19:08.220
they didn't have the underwear there. They didn't

00:19:08.220 --> 00:19:10.720
have the underwear. Man, you looked. You really

00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:12.980
looked. But they had that one time, the Masonic

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head garb that I wore. Oh, that's right. It was

00:19:16.180 --> 00:19:18.279
the - Where is that picture? Was that the Shriners

00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:19.680
or something like that? Yeah, the Shriners. Do

00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:21.440
you look like Fred Flintstone there? Dude, I

00:19:21.440 --> 00:19:23.019
took a picture. Jeff took a picture of me with

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it, and I was just like - I have no idea what

00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:26.359
that is. I thought that was from work. No, that

00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:29.059
was an estate sale. It was? Yes. What the fuck

00:19:29.059 --> 00:19:31.160
would I be wearing a hat like that at work? No,

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because you went to some place that had been

00:19:33.079 --> 00:19:35.240
damaged, and you were checking out the weird

00:19:35.240 --> 00:19:37.859
stuff that they had there. I never put two and

00:19:37.859 --> 00:19:41.400
two together that it was an estate sale. Oh,

00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:43.519
that's so dumb. Hey, Paul, you remember the first

00:19:43.519 --> 00:19:46.940
house we went to had the, what was it, Fibro

00:19:46.940 --> 00:19:52.349
Malaysia? for dummies book yes oh we have malaysia

00:19:52.349 --> 00:19:55.730
for dummies yeah we had we had oh we had lots

00:19:55.730 --> 00:19:59.150
i'm sorry to hear that and they had paper plates

00:19:59.150 --> 00:20:03.910
for like 25 or something yes and yeah some of

00:20:03.910 --> 00:20:06.069
that stuff was you could buy cheaper at costco

00:20:06.069 --> 00:20:08.549
yeah i was like why am i gonna pay 25 for paper

00:20:08.549 --> 00:20:12.910
plates so i it's kind of fun also to piece together

00:20:12.910 --> 00:20:15.119
what those people are doing Like when we were

00:20:15.119 --> 00:20:16.599
at that really expensive house, we were trying

00:20:16.599 --> 00:20:18.779
to figure out what did this guy do? Yeah, we

00:20:18.779 --> 00:20:20.980
went to his library. His library had a marble

00:20:20.980 --> 00:20:24.240
desk that was beautiful. And the books on the

00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:30.339
shelf were pediatric urology. So this guy was

00:20:30.339 --> 00:20:33.460
a pediatric urologist. With an office. Right.

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Send that to me. Oh, my God. You guys have been

00:20:37.220 --> 00:20:41.180
looking up the picture of the goofy hat. Is that

00:20:41.180 --> 00:20:46.769
the Moose Lodge? It says Hella on it. Are they

00:20:46.769 --> 00:20:52.430
Shriners? Shriner? Shriner. Yes. No, it wasn't

00:20:52.430 --> 00:20:54.529
Shriner. It was like the Masons or something.

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Weird. Very weird. It was interesting, but it

00:21:00.690 --> 00:21:02.369
was one of the original. It's from the early

00:21:02.369 --> 00:21:06.690
1900s. Oh, wow. It was old stuff. I think that

00:21:06.690 --> 00:21:12.309
these Masons have a cool history. It's kind of...

00:21:12.700 --> 00:21:14.980
and shrouded in kind of secrecy kind of stuff,

00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:17.099
you know? Like a secret club. Eh, whatever. I

00:21:17.099 --> 00:21:19.579
don't know. I mean, they say that the presidents

00:21:19.579 --> 00:21:24.500
were all Masons, and they've got just a brotherhood

00:21:24.500 --> 00:21:26.440
out there. You know, and I don't know how deep

00:21:26.440 --> 00:21:28.799
that goes. It's just a reason. It's the lodge.

00:21:29.019 --> 00:21:31.599
Fred Flintstone was in the lodge. The loyal order

00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:34.900
of the Water Buffaloes Lodge. Yes. It's just

00:21:34.900 --> 00:21:36.920
a reason to get away from the wife and have some

00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:38.680
bourbon and smoke some cigars. I mean, that's

00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:40.319
pretty much all it was. Well, then you had the

00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:43.900
skulls. Was it Brown or Princeton? Was it in

00:21:43.900 --> 00:21:47.779
a movie? That's where the Bush was a part of

00:21:47.779 --> 00:21:49.619
it. Yeah, the skulls. A skull and bones. Yeah.

00:21:50.409 --> 00:21:53.230
What? I've never heard of this. It's one of the

00:21:53.230 --> 00:21:55.690
Ivy League schools. It's a fraternity at Yale.

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So it's just another, again, it's just a goofy

00:21:59.150 --> 00:22:02.730
guy's reason to get together and be idiots, right?

00:22:02.950 --> 00:22:05.109
Yeah, well, you know, the hazing parts of it

00:22:05.109 --> 00:22:07.130
are kind of crazy. And they wear robes and, you

00:22:07.130 --> 00:22:11.650
know, chant. And behead a lamb and spray lamb

00:22:11.650 --> 00:22:14.690
blood all over each other. Yeah, they gut virgins.

00:22:14.809 --> 00:22:18.039
Yeah, paddle each other a little bit. Jeff, God.

00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:20.359
Part of the hazing phase that they would, they

00:22:20.359 --> 00:22:24.119
accrued these big, these large blocks of ice.

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And it was big enough to sit like five guys on

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at a time. And they would take an olive and they

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would put five olives on there. And what the

00:22:33.980 --> 00:22:36.440
guys had to do was drop their trousers, pick

00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:40.039
up the olive with their butt cheeks. Are you

00:22:40.039 --> 00:22:44.049
making this up? That's what I heard. Okay. Very

00:22:44.049 --> 00:22:48.210
descriptive. It was. I was like, man. Was there

00:22:48.210 --> 00:22:50.549
like a pimento in the olive? Well, I don't know.

00:22:50.569 --> 00:22:52.490
Maybe they squeezed it hard enough. Maybe that

00:22:52.490 --> 00:22:54.130
was part of it. You had to squeeze that into

00:22:54.130 --> 00:22:55.690
the other guy's mouth. Was it pitted and it had

00:22:55.690 --> 00:22:58.130
to be unpitted when they squeaked it out? Okay.

00:22:58.269 --> 00:23:01.369
All right. Imagine sitting on the ice thing,

00:23:01.470 --> 00:23:04.049
your butt's all cold, trying to squeeze up and

00:23:04.049 --> 00:23:05.450
pick up that. I'd be like spreading those cheeks.

00:23:05.690 --> 00:23:07.630
See, you guys are trying to make me say something

00:23:07.630 --> 00:23:09.660
that you're going to send a little clip at. Make

00:23:09.660 --> 00:23:12.220
a little snippet of it. Make a little press column.

00:23:12.359 --> 00:23:14.839
Jeff just did one himself. He said about spreading

00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:17.880
his cheeks. Oh, but he never says one of his

00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:19.700
own. He never sends one. Well, that's what we

00:23:19.700 --> 00:23:21.140
need to start changing. That's why we need to

00:23:21.140 --> 00:23:22.740
start coming up here and do the editing ourselves.

00:23:22.740 --> 00:23:24.140
Oh, now I know the motivation. Well, that's why

00:23:24.140 --> 00:23:26.359
he doesn't want to share it. I was like, no,

00:23:26.380 --> 00:23:28.500
guys, I can do the editing myself. No, no, no,

00:23:28.500 --> 00:23:31.450
I need to edit. I need to edit. No, that's good.

00:23:31.789 --> 00:23:34.410
Yeah, but hazing is a big deal. There's a lot

00:23:34.410 --> 00:23:38.069
of people that get hazed in horrible ways where

00:23:38.069 --> 00:23:41.069
drinking too much water. Yeah, you can die from

00:23:41.069 --> 00:23:43.710
that. Drinking alcohol or whatever. One kid did.

00:23:43.849 --> 00:23:45.609
Yeah, one kid died from drinking too much water

00:23:45.609 --> 00:23:50.609
at a hazing event. I think for the most part,

00:23:50.710 --> 00:23:52.890
they're clamping down on that for the most part.

00:23:53.049 --> 00:23:54.970
You still hear it happening, though. You do.

00:23:55.869 --> 00:23:58.109
You still hear about... you know, football teams

00:23:58.109 --> 00:24:00.230
or sporting teams doing the same thing. Doing

00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:02.009
something stupid, yeah. I know. And then it goes

00:24:02.009 --> 00:24:04.769
sideways and, you know. And then they show pictures

00:24:04.769 --> 00:24:07.630
of, like, you know, everybody had to slap them

00:24:07.630 --> 00:24:10.170
with a stick or a board or something, and then

00:24:10.170 --> 00:24:13.470
they show their thighs, how they're just purple.

00:24:13.769 --> 00:24:17.529
Yep. I mean, dude, fuck that. If that happened

00:24:17.529 --> 00:24:19.670
to one of our kids, we would be screaming bloody

00:24:19.670 --> 00:24:21.930
murder. And, of course, they would be horrified

00:24:21.930 --> 00:24:23.829
that we would do that because there would be

00:24:23.829 --> 00:24:25.869
the. Great, I'm the one that has the parents

00:24:25.869 --> 00:24:28.809
that complain to the school about my hazing.

00:24:28.910 --> 00:24:29.869
You know what I mean? They don't want to be that

00:24:29.869 --> 00:24:32.069
kid, you know? Right. Yeah, but the hazing is

00:24:32.069 --> 00:24:37.509
stupid. It is. It is. I mean, actually, it's

00:24:37.509 --> 00:24:39.890
not stupid. I think that there should be a level

00:24:39.890 --> 00:24:43.829
of hazing, but it shouldn't involve putting yourself

00:24:43.829 --> 00:24:46.890
at risk for pain. It shouldn't involve pain.

00:24:47.069 --> 00:24:49.430
It shouldn't involve anything like that. Yeah,

00:24:49.529 --> 00:24:51.910
no physical touching. Like, don't beat them.

00:24:52.509 --> 00:24:54.529
Do anything weird. Just make them drink to death.

00:24:55.009 --> 00:24:57.950
Don't do that either. Look at that. Shot to death.

00:24:58.069 --> 00:25:02.289
That's a good haze. These are the list of the

00:25:02.289 --> 00:25:05.690
thousands of hazing deaths. Oh, my God. Death

00:25:05.690 --> 00:25:09.869
from alcohol intoxication. Joint died following

00:25:09.869 --> 00:25:12.789
a pledge sneak in which pledges were roughhousing

00:25:12.789 --> 00:25:15.170
with members. That's where they had a pillow

00:25:15.170 --> 00:25:17.650
full of oranges. They would beat each other to

00:25:17.650 --> 00:25:19.569
death. At Frostburg State. Where the hell is

00:25:19.569 --> 00:25:21.829
that? I've never heard of it. Frostburg State.

00:25:21.829 --> 00:25:24.049
Choking to death on his vomit after a ritual

00:25:24.049 --> 00:25:28.609
drinking game. Maryland. Well, these are horrific

00:25:28.609 --> 00:25:33.569
ways to die. Dumb ways to die. Hazing's a dumb

00:25:33.569 --> 00:25:36.390
way to die. Speaking of, we could speak of some

00:25:36.390 --> 00:25:45.430
deaths that have happened. Yeah, we have fallen

00:25:45.430 --> 00:25:47.589
behind on talking about it. We have. There's

00:25:47.589 --> 00:25:50.849
three that we should cover. We should. We'll

00:25:50.849 --> 00:25:56.069
get the lady out of the way, Bob Flack. Roberta

00:25:56.069 --> 00:26:00.710
Flack. I was like, Bob. Bob Flack. Bobby. Famously

00:26:00.710 --> 00:26:06.009
sang. There you go. Look at you, Johnny, on the

00:26:06.009 --> 00:26:14.289
spot. Remade by Alicia Keys. Incorrect. Incorrect.

00:26:14.710 --> 00:26:21.079
No. Yeah, but Roberta Flack had such a great

00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:24.460
voice and is a sign of the times with her, the

00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:28.119
way she was singing, her passion. Aretha Franklin,

00:26:28.599 --> 00:26:33.680
you know, different style. The Fugees is the

00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:36.680
one you're thinking of. Yeah, the Fugees, 1996

00:26:36.680 --> 00:26:40.819
version featuring Lauryn Hill. I remember hearing

00:26:40.819 --> 00:26:44.000
this song when I was driving around with my mom

00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.500
in a, You better kill it or we're going to get

00:26:46.500 --> 00:26:51.579
booted from something. In a shit brown duster

00:26:51.579 --> 00:26:55.279
car with black and white checks in the seat,

00:26:55.339 --> 00:26:57.960
and my mom was smoking, and the windows were

00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:01.180
up because it was cold out, and this song comes

00:27:01.180 --> 00:27:04.880
on. It's baked into my brain. Really? Yeah, that's

00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:07.039
experience. Isn't it crazy how songs can do that?

00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:10.559
Yeah. Capture a moment in time that you'll never

00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:14.180
forget. Jeffrey, can you pass my cigarette lighter?

00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:16.599
I think it's back there. I dropped it on the

00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:19.119
floor. Where's my ashtray? Give me ashtray. She

00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:21.440
never got the cigarette voice. Not that I know

00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:23.039
of, but who knows? She didn't sound like Marge

00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:24.599
Simpson. Well, I grew up with it, so maybe I

00:27:24.599 --> 00:27:26.519
didn't recognize it. I don't know. That's exactly

00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:28.039
what we sounded like, isn't it? So did she have

00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:30.319
the cliche push -in cigarette lighter in the

00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:32.700
car, just like funk, funk? No, she had those.

00:27:32.700 --> 00:27:34.019
She heats up, got the little spiral. You ever

00:27:34.019 --> 00:27:35.680
get burned by one of those? Yes, it leaves a

00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:38.009
nice spiral. Yeah. It has circles on your skin.

00:27:38.250 --> 00:27:41.589
Oh. Yeah. Why did you get, was it you playing

00:27:41.589 --> 00:27:43.089
around with it? Yeah, you just stopped me like,

00:27:43.150 --> 00:27:45.089
is it really that hot? Oh, yeah. I mean, I've

00:27:45.089 --> 00:27:46.569
got burned by them. It's just fucking stupid.

00:27:46.710 --> 00:27:49.250
Oh, look how pretty it is. Is that red hot thing

00:27:49.250 --> 00:27:51.869
really that hot? Like a moth to a flame. Okay.

00:27:51.990 --> 00:27:54.089
And it's like literally, like the air around

00:27:54.089 --> 00:27:56.529
it is crystallizing. Yeah. You couldn't figure

00:27:56.529 --> 00:27:58.089
out that it was going to burn you, huh? But it

00:27:58.089 --> 00:27:59.990
is amazing. And I've got this torture weapon

00:27:59.990 --> 00:28:02.829
inside of a vehicle. Yes. Seriously. It was.

00:28:03.990 --> 00:28:06.339
Yeah, but I have that distinct memory. of this

00:28:06.339 --> 00:28:11.559
song and a couple others. Dionne Warwick is another

00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.140
one. I can't listen to her to this day because

00:28:14.140 --> 00:28:16.980
of that. Really? Yes, I have a hard time. Anyway,

00:28:17.059 --> 00:28:19.099
that song doesn't bother me as much as Dionne

00:28:19.099 --> 00:28:21.799
Warwick. Are these bad memories? No, it's just

00:28:21.799 --> 00:28:24.619
I was stuck and it's stuffy and it was smoky.

00:28:24.680 --> 00:28:26.940
So yeah, it was not pleasant. Yeah, the windows

00:28:26.940 --> 00:28:30.519
were up, like I said, and it sucked. Does anybody

00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:33.890
do that anymore? Did they smoke in the car with

00:28:33.890 --> 00:28:34.789
the kids in there? The kids in the car with the

00:28:34.789 --> 00:28:37.170
windows up? I see it. Is that an eastern Oklahoma

00:28:37.170 --> 00:28:40.529
thing? No, I see it. It's not very often, but

00:28:40.529 --> 00:28:43.329
I see it. Vaping or smoking, the kids are in

00:28:43.329 --> 00:28:46.890
the back. I'm just like, come on, man. But it

00:28:46.890 --> 00:28:49.009
was a sign of the times. I've got to be honest

00:28:49.009 --> 00:28:53.230
with you. Now is way worse than then because

00:28:53.230 --> 00:28:59.049
back then, Phillip and Morris, they weren't actively

00:28:59.049 --> 00:29:04.400
over -spraying the tobacco. You know, now that's

00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:06.619
what they're doing to make you more addicted

00:29:06.619 --> 00:29:08.920
to it. You know, back then it was a cigarette

00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:11.160
smoke, you know. And, yeah, it's a carcinogen,

00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:16.059
but, you know. Well, I think the tar is the carcinogen,

00:29:16.059 --> 00:29:19.390
not the nicotine. Right? Well, yeah. The black

00:29:19.390 --> 00:29:21.769
shit that would come off the smoke. So the sidestream

00:29:21.769 --> 00:29:25.029
smoke is almost as bad as the mainstream smoke.

00:29:25.250 --> 00:29:27.650
Right. But you're right. The nicotine is basically

00:29:27.650 --> 00:29:29.329
the thing you want, not the smoke. They were

00:29:29.329 --> 00:29:31.130
saying for the longest time it's even worse because

00:29:31.130 --> 00:29:35.009
it's not filtered at all. Right? The smoke coming

00:29:35.009 --> 00:29:36.650
off the cigarette is not filtered at all, but

00:29:36.650 --> 00:29:38.470
the stuff going through the cigarette, through

00:29:38.470 --> 00:29:40.470
the filter at the end, right, the little yellow

00:29:40.470 --> 00:29:42.289
filter, the orange filter. Well, it was white.

00:29:42.289 --> 00:29:45.119
Then it turned, like, dark. because it was just

00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:47.319
filtering all the shit. Right, right. But it

00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:49.859
wasn't filtering all of it. Right. But that's

00:29:49.859 --> 00:29:51.700
what I remember. It was like the people sucking

00:29:51.700 --> 00:29:54.220
in the smoke, it's more filtered than the people

00:29:54.220 --> 00:29:56.259
around them that were getting the secondhand

00:29:56.259 --> 00:29:57.839
smoke. It was even worse. Then you also had the

00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:00.319
unfiltered camels. Right. It was just like a

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:02.559
fucking joint -looking thing. Could you imagine?

00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:05.359
Anyway. Yeah. There was a time I smoked those,

00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:09.539
the unfiltered camels. Yeah. Yeah, it was a guy

00:30:09.539 --> 00:30:12.859
I worked with. He would smoke them. I would bum

00:30:12.859 --> 00:30:16.440
them from him. And I tell you what, man, I'd

00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:19.940
lick the side of it, the seam of it, just by

00:30:19.940 --> 00:30:22.500
routine, lick it, smoke that thing up. It got

00:30:22.500 --> 00:30:25.279
to the point where I was, it's pretty caustic,

00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:28.720
man. Yeah, I was going to say. So did one that

00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:32.859
was unfiltered give you a better buzz? Yes. Probably

00:30:32.859 --> 00:30:34.579
more flavorful as well. More flavorful. Yeah,

00:30:34.579 --> 00:30:37.240
a lot of flavor, but a buzz. It's kind of like,

00:30:37.460 --> 00:30:40.980
I haven't done it, but Chuck has those nicotine

00:30:40.980 --> 00:30:46.619
pouches. Those things are deathly, man. We gave

00:30:46.619 --> 00:30:50.279
one to Nicole at a bar and she immediately almost

00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:55.259
passed out. Yeah, there was a doctor at a bar.

00:30:55.380 --> 00:30:58.500
She's a psychiatrist and she specializes in something,

00:30:58.579 --> 00:31:00.240
something, something. Yeah, she saw me tuck one

00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.200
away and she's like, I want to try. I said, these

00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:06.690
are not the... beginner level ones. These are

00:31:06.690 --> 00:31:08.769
nine mil. These are the big boys. Yes. These

00:31:08.769 --> 00:31:11.849
are the manly men. The manly men ones. I still

00:31:11.849 --> 00:31:16.529
want to try. Okay. Can you sign a waiver or something?

00:31:17.069 --> 00:31:19.430
Did she literally get lightheaded? She got lightheaded,

00:31:19.569 --> 00:31:21.250
dizzy. She said the room was spinning and she

00:31:21.250 --> 00:31:23.549
started hiccuping immediately. Like after how

00:31:23.549 --> 00:31:27.690
many minutes? Like zero. Yeah, it is fast. I

00:31:27.690 --> 00:31:30.029
have no desire to do that. It goes right to your

00:31:30.029 --> 00:31:33.089
bloodstream. Go ahead. We had a big debate about

00:31:33.089 --> 00:31:35.779
whether nicotine was dangerous or bad for you

00:31:35.779 --> 00:31:38.759
or not yeah nicotine actually has a wonderful

00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:42.200
a lot of wonderful attributes and uh to the to

00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.000
the tune of yeah that's right we could kind of

00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:47.380
talk about this so yeah so first of all let's

00:31:47.380 --> 00:31:49.119
back up a little bit you know for cigarette smoking

00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.119
is it's bad for you if you smoke and you put

00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:52.920
uh smoking in your lungs that's not good for

00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:55.420
you uh but the nicotine is good you know it's

00:31:55.420 --> 00:31:58.299
uh improved attention memory alertness um it

00:31:58.299 --> 00:32:01.750
reduced stress uh it also attacks certain cancer

00:32:01.750 --> 00:32:04.130
stuff i mean there's a lot of positive things

00:32:04.130 --> 00:32:07.329
that nicotine does tucker carlson yeah they said

00:32:07.329 --> 00:32:09.690
it helps with ms i was i was shocked at that

00:32:09.690 --> 00:32:13.210
yeah yes uh alzheimer's um so apparently it's

00:32:13.210 --> 00:32:15.529
got it's got a bad name but yeah so you were

00:32:15.529 --> 00:32:19.109
saying tucker carlson was you know kind of parkinson's

00:32:19.109 --> 00:32:21.509
was digging into that and was kind of pointing

00:32:21.509 --> 00:32:27.309
out the hd so um yeah exactly so And Tucker Carlson

00:32:27.309 --> 00:32:30.609
was an advocate for it. He was promoting a specific

00:32:30.609 --> 00:32:34.849
brand, Zinn, Z -Y -N. And there was something

00:32:34.849 --> 00:32:38.529
going on where there was some disagreement between

00:32:38.529 --> 00:32:41.450
the company that made Zinn and Tucker. And Tucker's

00:32:41.450 --> 00:32:43.450
kind of like, fuck off, man. Zinn's a girl fucking

00:32:43.450 --> 00:32:46.250
company. I'm making my own company up, and it's

00:32:46.250 --> 00:32:49.930
for men. Yours is for women, and mine is for

00:32:49.930 --> 00:32:53.210
men. So it immediately started some sort of...

00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:58.000
or some advertising thing. So Tucker Carlson

00:32:58.000 --> 00:33:00.500
developed his own company where he's making these

00:33:00.500 --> 00:33:02.900
nicotine pouches. Nicotine pouches. It's called

00:33:02.900 --> 00:33:06.859
ALP. Yeah, ALP. That's exactly what it is. Is

00:33:06.859 --> 00:33:09.920
that what you do? No. Are you Zen for ladies?

00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:14.670
No. I'm too cheap for that. I'm too cheap for

00:33:14.670 --> 00:33:18.450
that. No, so Zinn is owned by Philip Morris,

00:33:18.569 --> 00:33:21.250
I want to say. And Tucker has a problem with

00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:23.829
their DEI policies, right? He's like, why am

00:33:23.829 --> 00:33:26.710
I supporting this company and they're all DEI

00:33:26.710 --> 00:33:29.509
and they're doubling down on DEI policies? I

00:33:29.509 --> 00:33:31.450
should just make my own. And so he partnered

00:33:31.450 --> 00:33:33.650
with somebody else and they're... That's chain

00:33:33.650 --> 00:33:36.289
and steam, man. This whole anti -DEI thing is...

00:33:36.289 --> 00:33:39.150
I think it's here to stay. It may have reversed.

00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:41.920
this really bad trend that we've been yeah you

00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:43.619
still have people fighting at those even even

00:33:43.619 --> 00:33:46.700
though the schools that you know you heard that

00:33:46.700 --> 00:33:49.980
uh uh was it harvard or yale or somebody who

00:33:49.980 --> 00:33:52.559
got their uh maybe it was columbia who had their

00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:54.980
400 million dollars revoked yep uh there's been

00:33:54.980 --> 00:33:57.400
a couple of them now now and they're in their

00:33:57.400 --> 00:33:59.420
little team meeting or like that you know that

00:33:59.420 --> 00:34:01.240
all the professors are like well what are we

00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:02.859
gonna do and she's like just business as usual

00:34:02.859 --> 00:34:04.480
we'll keep doing it we'll just kind of call it

00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:06.150
something else right kind of a thing. Oh, yeah.

00:34:06.210 --> 00:34:08.730
There are military branches that were doing that

00:34:08.730 --> 00:34:10.969
as well. Not branches, but like bases. Yeah.

00:34:11.070 --> 00:34:12.710
So it's a matter of you're going to have to stay

00:34:12.710 --> 00:34:15.130
on top of them to make sure, because they're

00:34:15.130 --> 00:34:16.429
going to hide it. They're going to keep doing

00:34:16.429 --> 00:34:18.610
it. They're going to hide it. Right. So let me

00:34:18.610 --> 00:34:22.230
rattle off a few more things that nicotine does.

00:34:22.690 --> 00:34:25.690
And these are all kind of, look, this stuff's

00:34:25.690 --> 00:34:28.190
been around forever. You know, it's not hidden.

00:34:28.250 --> 00:34:30.349
It's kind of like Borax. You know, Borax has

00:34:30.349 --> 00:34:32.130
been around forever. I don't want to talk about

00:34:32.130 --> 00:34:34.679
that now, but... Borax is like an incredible

00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:38.000
thing to take as a supplement to help you. I

00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:39.960
don't think you mean Borax. Do you mean Boron?

00:34:41.619 --> 00:34:43.639
Is Borax a brand of chemical? I think Borax is

00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:46.920
a brand. I think it is Borax, but I will - It's

00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:49.139
like Clorox. I was going to say it's like a chlorine

00:34:49.139 --> 00:34:51.420
cleaner or something. Yeah, I think it is. Okay,

00:34:51.420 --> 00:34:54.460
sodium borate. Yeah. Borate. Yeah, yep, yep.

00:34:54.539 --> 00:34:56.280
I think it's - There might be a name brand, but

00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:59.130
- It's a household cleaner. Yeah, I think you're

00:34:59.130 --> 00:35:00.630
talking about, you're thinking of the ant killer.

00:35:00.809 --> 00:35:03.010
Yeah. Yeah, that's not what I'm referring to.

00:35:03.090 --> 00:35:04.889
All right, so it's not good for you. Don't take

00:35:04.889 --> 00:35:06.230
Borax. No, no, this is actually good. No, but

00:35:06.230 --> 00:35:07.730
I didn't want to talk about that. I was going

00:35:07.730 --> 00:35:10.309
to continue with the nicotine. Weight loss, tissue

00:35:10.309 --> 00:35:18.010
repair, neuroprotection. It also, well, the Alzheimer's

00:35:18.010 --> 00:35:21.070
by itself. Right. Dementia. That stuff is, if

00:35:21.070 --> 00:35:24.690
you can better your memory. And you can reconnect

00:35:24.690 --> 00:35:28.130
those things just by taking nicotine? I mean,

00:35:28.170 --> 00:35:30.909
100%. I mean, I don't know. I mean, there are

00:35:30.909 --> 00:35:32.409
your relatives out there. I don't know if it

00:35:32.409 --> 00:35:34.849
can reverse any of that stuff. Certainly, we're

00:35:34.849 --> 00:35:37.389
trying. There's no other cure. There's no cure

00:35:37.389 --> 00:35:39.329
out there right now. Right. All right, Sean,

00:35:39.449 --> 00:35:41.769
don't take Borax. Yeah, it's not good for you.

00:35:42.210 --> 00:35:44.789
Well, actually, maybe not that particular one.

00:35:45.050 --> 00:35:47.130
It might have been Boron. It says it is toxic

00:35:47.130 --> 00:35:50.659
if ingested. Well, let's just table that. Let

00:35:50.659 --> 00:35:52.360
me find out some more information. I was reading

00:35:52.360 --> 00:35:54.360
about it, and I'm pretty sure it is Borax, but

00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:58.659
I think there's an amount that you take that

00:35:58.659 --> 00:36:00.159
is supposed to be good for you. I don't know.

00:36:00.179 --> 00:36:02.599
Maybe it is Boron, but I think it is Borax. It's

00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:05.119
not Boron either. Don't take either one. No,

00:36:05.179 --> 00:36:07.139
one of them is good for you. Talk to your doctor.

00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:10.000
I definitely know that they sell Boron as a supplement.

00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.860
I've got a bottle of it, and I don't know why.

00:36:13.179 --> 00:36:19.710
It's in my... There is a doctor in, I want to

00:36:19.710 --> 00:36:22.710
say... Oh, there it is. In Australia. I have

00:36:22.710 --> 00:36:28.889
it. And this doctor was subscribing Borax to

00:36:28.889 --> 00:36:32.269
his... Or on. No, it was Borax. There's no way

00:36:32.269 --> 00:36:34.289
it's Borax. It was Borax. Dude, I know what it

00:36:34.289 --> 00:36:37.690
was. It wasn't that. That's why I wanted to table

00:36:37.690 --> 00:36:39.449
this. I wanted to dig into it a little bit more.

00:36:39.820 --> 00:36:41.320
Yeah, we'll look into it. But basically what

00:36:41.320 --> 00:36:45.260
he was saying is he prescribed these to some

00:36:45.260 --> 00:36:47.739
people and they immediately got better. Interesting.

00:36:47.940 --> 00:36:50.699
Yeah, like cancer fighting stuff, you know, just

00:36:50.699 --> 00:36:53.039
completely reversed it, disappeared. And immediately

00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:56.139
within weeks of him, because he had gone to a

00:36:56.139 --> 00:36:58.519
manufacturer and wanted to put them in pill form.

00:36:58.980 --> 00:37:01.079
because he was giving them the raw elements.

00:37:01.099 --> 00:37:03.739
He was like, no, dude, let me give them, make

00:37:03.739 --> 00:37:06.179
a pill for them. So he got set up with a pharmaceutical

00:37:06.179 --> 00:37:08.619
company to make it, and they shut the whole thing

00:37:08.619 --> 00:37:10.699
down. And then a couple of weeks later, they

00:37:10.699 --> 00:37:12.480
went ahead and they put some literature out there

00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:14.320
saying it was bad for you and it'll kill you.

00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:18.360
So first off, if there's anything that can be

00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:22.619
made naturally that they can't either synthesize

00:37:22.619 --> 00:37:25.079
or they can't patent. They can't make money on

00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:27.000
it. They can't make money on it, and so they're

00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:28.760
going to just squash it. They're going to be

00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:30.719
like, this is horrible for you, blah, blah, blah.

00:37:30.820 --> 00:37:36.579
So I would be cautious to dismiss anything out

00:37:36.579 --> 00:37:38.960
there that the pharmaceuticals say that is, you

00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:40.760
know. And I don't want people to run out there

00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:43.219
and start jamming on Borax either. But it's just,

00:37:43.300 --> 00:37:46.099
that's what I heard. Borax is a cleaner. Yeah,

00:37:46.179 --> 00:37:47.760
it's got to be something similar to what you're

00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:50.440
thinking, Sean. But the word is Borax. All right,

00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:51.739
well, do some more research on that and come

00:37:51.739 --> 00:37:56.710
back. And it was Lorax. No, it was Clorax. No,

00:37:56.730 --> 00:37:59.150
it was Borax because they, he even said he started

00:37:59.150 --> 00:38:01.510
talking about Boron after that. Interesting.

00:38:01.610 --> 00:38:03.750
I don't know. So what is, what is she legit?

00:38:04.309 --> 00:38:17.039
She legit. She legit. Don't quit. Hey, hey. Oh,

00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:20.400
this is a... I just bought some coincidentally

00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:23.340
today. What is that? I saw it scroll around up

00:38:23.340 --> 00:38:26.039
there. Sheila -jit? Sheila -jit. Sheila -shit.

00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:36.380
Sheila -shit. Who's Sheila? So you just bought

00:38:36.380 --> 00:38:40.019
some, but you don't know what it is? Sheila -jit.

00:38:40.019 --> 00:38:43.059
There it is right there. So, S -H -I -L -A -G

00:38:43.059 --> 00:38:48.119
-J... I -T. Himalayan. Oh, is it salt? Oh, God.

00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:51.320
Here we go again. Himalayan salt. It's not Celtic,

00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:55.000
though. No, it's not. It is shilajit extract.

00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:58.980
So, shilajit, it's a natural resin -like substance.

00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.920
It's believed to offer a wide range of health

00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:04.500
benefits, including improved bone health, increased

00:39:04.500 --> 00:39:07.449
energy, enhanced... cognitive function. It's

00:39:07.449 --> 00:39:09.510
also thought to support the immune system, potentially

00:39:09.510 --> 00:39:11.909
reducing inflammation. It may even help with

00:39:11.909 --> 00:39:15.590
altitude sickness, Jeff. Did you bring it up,

00:39:15.610 --> 00:39:17.769
or you just saw it on the screen? Well, it was

00:39:17.769 --> 00:39:21.769
scrolling by, and I saw Shilajit. So, coincidentally...

00:39:21.769 --> 00:39:23.590
I heard him say it a couple times. Yeah, well,

00:39:23.650 --> 00:39:26.829
I have taken Shilajit. I just ran out last week,

00:39:26.829 --> 00:39:32.050
and I take them when I have to do... To me, it's

00:39:32.050 --> 00:39:35.519
kind of like that... Joe Rogan supplement, brain.

00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.059
Brain energy. It was brain, whatever the hell

00:39:38.059 --> 00:39:39.639
it was. Brain, what was it called? Brain fuel?

00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:41.480
Brain boost or something like that. Yeah, I forget

00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:43.280
what it was. Oh, the one you were taking here?

00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:45.139
Yeah, I had a bottle here. I had one at home.

00:39:45.139 --> 00:39:48.079
And it had Chilajit in it? No, that didn't. Oh.

00:39:48.320 --> 00:39:51.760
But this one, it's similar to that. So I do it

00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:54.260
whenever I have to write long reports and I require

00:39:54.260 --> 00:39:56.400
just kind of a different spin. My brain works

00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:58.340
a little bit differently. I do it when I play,

00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:01.860
when I game. Gaming is incredible. I could play

00:40:01.860 --> 00:40:05.059
a game for 20, 30 minutes, take a Shilajit, and

00:40:05.059 --> 00:40:07.380
it acts like within 5, 10 minutes. It automatically

00:40:07.380 --> 00:40:10.059
runs through me, and I'm a different gamer, like

00:40:10.059 --> 00:40:12.320
big time. I might need to look into it. My focus

00:40:12.320 --> 00:40:15.420
at work is absolutely horrible. Anything distracts

00:40:15.420 --> 00:40:19.159
me. Anything. Mainly the damn phone. Mainly the

00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:20.380
damn phone. Yeah, you should turn your phone

00:40:20.380 --> 00:40:22.360
off. I really should, but the problem is I'm

00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:25.320
looking up something, right? I'm looking up something

00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:28.900
like... News. For work. No, it's for work. That's

00:40:28.900 --> 00:40:32.960
what your computer's for. Butt plugs. I use ChatGPT

00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:35.739
a lot. It's really, really helpful for me, and

00:40:35.739 --> 00:40:37.860
I cannot access it. They won't let us have it

00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:39.739
on the work computer. Do you have another computer

00:40:39.739 --> 00:40:42.119
you could have set up next to you? I could, but,

00:40:42.179 --> 00:40:44.099
I mean, I don't know. I don't have a big desk.

00:40:44.380 --> 00:40:46.320
Why don't you get a little tablet? So I use my

00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:47.860
phone. I mean, it's super easy. I just open up

00:40:47.860 --> 00:40:49.800
ChatGPT on my phone, and sure enough, I get distracted

00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:53.559
by a personal email I got or a text that I got.

00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:55.780
Or an Instagram that you start scrolling. Yep,

00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:59.539
yep. Doom scroll. Oh, the worst. Pictures that

00:40:59.539 --> 00:41:02.400
you guys have sent me. We don't do that. Never.

00:41:03.879 --> 00:41:06.500
That's all you. So anyway, getting back to the

00:41:06.500 --> 00:41:09.559
deaths, there's two more. Yes. The other one,

00:41:09.699 --> 00:41:11.980
we'll see the big one. Not the big one, but I

00:41:11.980 --> 00:41:13.860
think for most people we'll be familiar with.

00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:17.239
Yes. Next one is Dick Chamberlain, Richard Chamberlain.

00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:21.539
He was an actor for years and years and years.

00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:23.219
He just died of old age, I believe. Like a big

00:41:23.219 --> 00:41:25.679
theater actor? Oh, he was a hunk back in the

00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:27.280
day, but he ends up, he's actually a gay guy.

00:41:28.380 --> 00:41:30.659
Sailor? Yeah. Oh, I recognize him. Yeah, he was

00:41:30.659 --> 00:41:32.960
in Shogun. He was in Shogun. He was in Thorn

00:41:32.960 --> 00:41:35.179
Birds. I remember watching Thorn Birds with my

00:41:35.179 --> 00:41:38.000
mom. Was he in Logan's Run? No. I don't think

00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:42.480
so. He was in Thorn Birds, and I remember watching

00:41:42.480 --> 00:41:45.059
that with my mom. It was about the priest who

00:41:45.059 --> 00:41:47.739
falls in love with the hot and sexy Australian

00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:52.019
lady. Oh. It was in King Solomon's Mind. Yeah,

00:41:52.019 --> 00:41:56.289
Thorn Birds, the attractive lady there. Yeah,

00:41:56.329 --> 00:41:59.570
King Solomon. Richard Chamberlain. Yeah. I know

00:41:59.570 --> 00:42:04.650
who he is. Yeah. I wasn't odd. Like I said, he

00:42:04.650 --> 00:42:08.130
was in movies in the 60s, 70s. Yeah, he's a different

00:42:08.130 --> 00:42:09.429
generation. Yeah, he's a different generation.

00:42:09.429 --> 00:42:10.849
Our parents would think he was awesome. The Slipper

00:42:10.849 --> 00:42:14.710
and the Rose. Yes. I mean, he was, for the most

00:42:14.710 --> 00:42:16.610
part, before our time, outside of a couple of

00:42:16.610 --> 00:42:19.719
things. I would agree with that. Yeah. I mean,

00:42:19.739 --> 00:42:22.619
I know of him, but my dad would probably be like,

00:42:22.659 --> 00:42:25.280
Richard Chamberlain. Oh, yeah. All of his movies

00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.579
were awesome. Yeah, super great. Oh, The Towering

00:42:27.579 --> 00:42:29.119
Inferno. The Towering Inferno, yeah. Yeah, that

00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:30.920
was a big one. We were all traumatized by that

00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:33.219
as a kid, right? I watched The Swarm. I watched

00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:34.980
The Swarm. That and The Poseidon Adventure, right?

00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:38.539
Yes, both of those. With Shelley Winters. Yeah,

00:42:38.619 --> 00:42:41.320
Shelley Winters and Gene Hackman were in that.

00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:43.840
No kidding. Both of those movies were very traumatic.

00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.179
Nightmare Cinema, look at that. What's up with

00:42:46.179 --> 00:42:48.420
that? All right, move on to the big one. Anyway,

00:42:48.420 --> 00:42:50.900
so the next one, and I think the one that the

00:42:50.900 --> 00:42:52.340
folks who are going to listen to this are going

00:42:52.340 --> 00:42:59.019
to be most familiar with, is Val Kilmer. Iceman,

00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.579
right? Right. And he just had an unfortunate

00:43:01.579 --> 00:43:03.900
turn of events in his life. You know, I don't

00:43:03.900 --> 00:43:06.960
know if I read, I can make a presumption of what

00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:10.860
killed him, but he had throat cancer. Yeah. But

00:43:10.860 --> 00:43:13.369
I thought that he beat that. But I don't know.

00:43:13.449 --> 00:43:15.130
Maybe it came back and that's what ended up getting

00:43:15.130 --> 00:43:17.429
him here at the end. And it made him so debilitated.

00:43:17.980 --> 00:43:21.199
Well, it made him sound, you know, really rough

00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:22.739
because he was in that last Top Gun. Well, you

00:43:22.739 --> 00:43:26.039
had to use the machine, right? That kind of a

00:43:26.039 --> 00:43:29.760
thing? Yes, Jeff. It's on the streets right now.

00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:36.519
Yes. But he was in a lot of great movies growing

00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:40.360
up at our age, right? So I think the first time

00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:42.400
I remember seeing him, he was in Top Secret or

00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.880
Real Genius. I love both those movies are great.

00:43:45.940 --> 00:43:49.059
Top Secret was like. The cliche classic comedy.

00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:52.679
Yeah. You know, the little shindigs. And Real

00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:56.000
Genius was funny, too. Yeah. Top Secret is like

00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:59.960
Airplane, but for spies. Totally spoof. And the

00:43:59.960 --> 00:44:03.380
other one I remember him in is Willow. Great

00:44:03.380 --> 00:44:05.380
movie. Which wasn't too far behind, but that

00:44:05.380 --> 00:44:07.400
was a great flick as well. I thought it was,

00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:09.320
too. And I thought the redhead in that thing,

00:44:09.380 --> 00:44:12.480
that movie, was like smoking hot. And she never

00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.340
became an A -lister as far as I remember. I don't

00:44:15.340 --> 00:44:18.869
know. I know. Disney made a Willow series, came

00:44:18.869 --> 00:44:20.929
out a couple years ago. It was terrible. Really?

00:44:20.929 --> 00:44:22.809
She was in that. Oh, she was? She was in that.

00:44:22.809 --> 00:44:24.929
She replayed, I mean, she was the same character.

00:44:25.409 --> 00:44:30.170
Val wasn't in it. The midget was. The little

00:44:30.170 --> 00:44:34.329
person? The Willow. Yes. And it was terrible.

00:44:34.489 --> 00:44:36.449
And it was so bad, it got so bad reviews that

00:44:36.449 --> 00:44:38.329
Disney actually yanked it and deleted it from

00:44:38.329 --> 00:44:42.170
their library. Oh, no. Yes. So Val Kilmer actually

00:44:42.170 --> 00:44:44.070
died of pneumonia. What's up with that picture

00:44:44.070 --> 00:44:46.840
right there of Val Kilmer? Well, that's what

00:44:46.840 --> 00:44:48.659
I'm saying. He was going on with that. No, he

00:44:48.659 --> 00:44:51.400
looked awful at the end. Towards the end, he

00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:54.900
was not well. Yeah. Well, he was a handsome man

00:44:54.900 --> 00:44:57.619
back in the day, man. Yeah, that one picture,

00:44:57.639 --> 00:44:59.619
he kind of looks like the dude from Ghostbusters

00:44:59.619 --> 00:45:04.579
in the painting. Vigo. Vigo. But I remember when

00:45:04.579 --> 00:45:10.300
he was in Top Gun, he was a badass, and he played

00:45:10.300 --> 00:45:12.400
a cocky asshole really, really well. My favorite

00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:14.980
movie was The Saint. He was amazing. Oh, yeah,

00:45:14.980 --> 00:45:16.579
it was good, too. And it doesn't help that Elizabeth

00:45:16.579 --> 00:45:19.159
Shue was in that movie. She looked smoking hot

00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:21.519
in that movie. That's my favorite Val Kilmer

00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:23.219
movie right there. You can just see her boobs

00:45:23.219 --> 00:45:27.820
in the boys. Oh, wow. So on April 5th, 2025,

00:45:28.019 --> 00:45:32.019
Kilmer died of pneumonia in L .A. at 65. Other

00:45:32.019 --> 00:45:33.900
contributing underlying factors towards his death

00:45:33.900 --> 00:45:37.179
included acute hypoxemic respiratory failure,

00:45:37.260 --> 00:45:39.579
chronic respiratory failure, squamous cells,

00:45:40.799 --> 00:45:43.800
That's skin cancer. And on the base of his tongue,

00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:48.420
malnutrition and trachea on his fistula. Huh?

00:45:49.119 --> 00:45:52.420
Malnutrition on his tongue? Trachea cutaneous

00:45:52.420 --> 00:45:56.159
fistula. Fistula? Dude, he was just not well.

00:45:56.239 --> 00:45:57.880
So he's fucked up. And that kind of explains

00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:02.579
the inflated throat areas and why he kind of

00:46:02.579 --> 00:46:06.340
looked like the dude from Willow. Yeah. Yeah,

00:46:06.340 --> 00:46:08.179
well, anyway, that was good. And he was also

00:46:08.179 --> 00:46:11.539
in Batman. He played Batman, I believe. Oh, I

00:46:11.539 --> 00:46:13.880
think he did. That's right. For one movie, I

00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.739
think. Yeah, he did. And another good one that

00:46:16.739 --> 00:46:20.719
he was in is Tombstone. Yes. If you guys watched

00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:23.679
that. Yes, that was a good one. That was where

00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:27.800
he was dying. Yes, he was sick. He played Doc

00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.179
Holliday. Oh, he played Jim Morrison, too, in

00:46:30.179 --> 00:46:31.980
The Doors. Yes, he did. I saw that when I was

00:46:31.980 --> 00:46:35.019
at college. I'm not sure I ever saw that. The

00:46:35.019 --> 00:46:39.139
Greatness of Heat. They're making a second one

00:46:39.139 --> 00:46:40.699
of those. Yeah, the Heat has probably one of

00:46:40.699 --> 00:46:45.539
the best gunfighting scenes ever. It lasts 20

00:46:45.539 --> 00:46:48.300
fucking minutes. It's incredible. I also read

00:46:48.300 --> 00:46:52.659
that when they filmed that, they were using the

00:46:52.659 --> 00:46:54.480
real machine. Live ammo? No, they weren't using

00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:57.159
live ammo. But they recorded the sound and they

00:46:57.159 --> 00:47:00.619
got back. And typically in those things, you

00:47:00.619 --> 00:47:03.579
use Foley and you replace all the sounds. They

00:47:03.579 --> 00:47:06.889
decided we're going to keep it. Because it sounded

00:47:06.889 --> 00:47:09.570
so good reverberating. Dude, when they were doing

00:47:09.570 --> 00:47:11.989
their street battles. Yeah. Those are the real

00:47:11.989 --> 00:47:14.730
sounds. They didn't replace those. That is. They

00:47:14.730 --> 00:47:18.469
typically do. It was a great, great movie. Well,

00:47:18.530 --> 00:47:22.309
pour one out for Val Kilmer. Do I now? I said

00:47:22.309 --> 00:47:26.429
pour one out for Val Kilmer. Yes. Cheers. Well,

00:47:26.469 --> 00:47:28.949
cheers, guys. Cheers to all those folks that

00:47:28.949 --> 00:47:33.030
passed away. And, you know, there's a lot of

00:47:33.030 --> 00:47:35.079
people out there we look up to. Absolutely. Whether

00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:37.139
they're stars or not. And it's kind of sad. I

00:47:37.139 --> 00:47:39.420
don't want to say, yeah, no, I look up to a lot

00:47:39.420 --> 00:47:42.860
of these guys. And I would prefer that these

00:47:42.860 --> 00:47:48.920
idiots who take their stardom serious and don't

00:47:48.920 --> 00:47:53.260
do stupid shit like the six pack of astronauts

00:47:53.260 --> 00:47:56.099
that just went up in space. We have Katy Perry

00:47:56.099 --> 00:47:59.880
like, I put the ass in astronaut. I mean, what

00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:01.619
the hell is that all about? I mean, if you're

00:48:01.619 --> 00:48:04.750
going to be a star. Just own it. Didn't she say

00:48:04.750 --> 00:48:07.530
she wanted to sing in space? She did sing. She

00:48:07.530 --> 00:48:11.829
sang Louis Armstrong's song. The Wonderful Life?

00:48:12.030 --> 00:48:20.510
Yeah. No. Do they have helium up there? Did something

00:48:20.510 --> 00:48:21.570
happen to your voice up there or something? It's

00:48:21.570 --> 00:48:23.449
the Wonderful World. No. Wonderful Life? Wonderful

00:48:23.449 --> 00:48:25.530
World. Wonderful World. Is there something that

00:48:25.530 --> 00:48:27.429
changes your vocal cords when you're out in space?

00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:33.659
I love you. No, I mean, she was just singing

00:48:33.659 --> 00:48:36.699
in the capsule. That's so retarded. I think she

00:48:36.699 --> 00:48:38.460
should have, like, took her shirt off and see

00:48:38.460 --> 00:48:40.760
what her jugs did in, like, zero gravity. Oh,

00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:44.360
I would. Those things probably became bulbous

00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:46.500
and just kind of squared up. They would want

00:48:46.500 --> 00:48:48.239
to be spherical because, look, when you're out

00:48:48.239 --> 00:48:50.340
in space, the whole thing, if you have a little

00:48:50.340 --> 00:48:53.239
thing of water, it's like a little ball. The

00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:55.119
boobies would have done the same thing. You know,

00:48:55.139 --> 00:48:57.380
that could be a future thing. Only fans space.

00:48:58.099 --> 00:49:02.039
Only fans space trip. I wonder if it would be

00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:03.360
like one of those perpetual motion machines.

00:49:03.579 --> 00:49:07.219
There you go. There you go. So you spend, you

00:49:07.219 --> 00:49:10.179
got like $8 million. You can go up there into

00:49:10.179 --> 00:49:12.739
space, and you can have a little pendulum of

00:49:12.739 --> 00:49:15.260
these knockers going back and forth. Yeah, no.

00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:18.420
Yeah, apparently she came down and knelt and

00:49:18.420 --> 00:49:20.860
kissed the ground and goes, now I know what love

00:49:20.860 --> 00:49:23.679
really means. She was gone for eight minutes.

00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:27.360
Okay, I will say this. Eight minutes. We can't

00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.440
possibly comprehend how. what kind of experience

00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:33.059
it would be to see Earth from orbit. Are you

00:49:33.059 --> 00:49:34.539
kidding me? There's a picture right there. Do

00:49:34.539 --> 00:49:39.099
you recall what we did Friday? Not quite the

00:49:39.099 --> 00:49:41.099
same thing. But you know what I mean? And that

00:49:41.099 --> 00:49:43.400
seems to be a common thing. People who come back,

00:49:43.420 --> 00:49:47.039
they're like, wow. Like, wow. Well, I think you

00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:48.980
probably realize how small you actually are.

00:49:49.019 --> 00:49:50.920
That's what I mean. That's exactly what I mean.

00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:53.019
You know, when William Shatner went up there,

00:49:53.059 --> 00:49:55.789
he came back kind of. prophetic and appreciative

00:49:55.789 --> 00:49:58.989
of the trip. He was the same way. Who were the

00:49:58.989 --> 00:50:00.289
other broads that went up there with her? I know

00:50:00.289 --> 00:50:04.409
Gayle King went with her. Jeff Bezos' wife. Up

00:50:04.409 --> 00:50:08.150
in the flying penis. Fiance. I don't think they're

00:50:08.150 --> 00:50:09.809
married yet. Why did he make his ship look like

00:50:09.809 --> 00:50:11.889
that? I'm sorry. It does look like a... It's

00:50:11.889 --> 00:50:15.949
a huge dildo. It does look like a giant dildo.

00:50:16.050 --> 00:50:19.449
Like that scene from Austin Powers. When they

00:50:19.449 --> 00:50:21.489
designed that, you don't think someone went...

00:50:22.139 --> 00:50:24.860
Yeah. Can we do something about that? No, we're

00:50:24.860 --> 00:50:26.619
going to spend a billion dollars and make it

00:50:26.619 --> 00:50:30.559
look like a penis. Yeah, it looks bad. It's his

00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:32.199
money. He can do what he wants. Oh, absolutely.

00:50:32.519 --> 00:50:35.500
Did you hear that he was, I guess, the capsule

00:50:35.500 --> 00:50:37.840
set down in the desert and he was running over

00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:41.059
to it and he ate it? He fell down. Oh, did he

00:50:41.059 --> 00:50:45.440
really? Yes. Oh, gosh. Yes. Whatever. So it was

00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:49.769
Gail King, Katy Perry, Amanda Nugent. Who? Aisha

00:50:49.769 --> 00:50:53.170
Bowen, Lauren Sanchez, and Carrie Ann Flynn.

00:50:53.510 --> 00:50:56.289
I know two of those names. They are strapped

00:50:56.289 --> 00:50:58.969
into the 3 .8 meter wide new shuttle capsule.

00:50:58.969 --> 00:51:02.130
One of them was like a rocket scientist. They're

00:51:02.130 --> 00:51:05.809
all obviously important people, but I don't know.

00:51:06.090 --> 00:51:10.150
Was Katy Perry important? Right. It's a former

00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:15.670
NASA scientist, Aisha Bow. Yeah. Okay, I get

00:51:15.670 --> 00:51:19.199
that. Whatever, man. I'm happy for them. I would

00:51:19.199 --> 00:51:21.280
do it if I could come up with the money. See,

00:51:21.300 --> 00:51:23.699
and that's kind of what the social media was

00:51:23.699 --> 00:51:25.219
tearing them up pretty bad. They were like, this

00:51:25.219 --> 00:51:27.780
is a joyride for the ultra -rich. Oh, it is.

00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:30.920
100%. It totally is. Yeah, you just own it and

00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:32.039
just go, yeah, I can afford it, so I'm doing

00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:35.699
it. That's right. This is space tourism, right?

00:51:35.860 --> 00:51:38.260
Oh, yeah. We're going to be dead for one thing

00:51:38.260 --> 00:51:41.619
before it becomes affordable for us, but it'll

00:51:41.619 --> 00:51:43.719
eventually get there. Probably. At some point.

00:51:43.780 --> 00:51:45.079
There's going to be enough companies doing it,

00:51:45.139 --> 00:51:48.260
I guess. Look at the picture of that. It kind

00:51:48.260 --> 00:51:51.320
of looks so unsafe and stable. It looks symbolic

00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:54.860
of like the water rocket. You pump it up with

00:51:54.860 --> 00:51:56.719
water, pressurize it. It looks just like that.

00:51:56.719 --> 00:51:58.099
It's got like a itty -bitty little rock hole.

00:51:58.099 --> 00:52:00.619
I think that's what they did. It's just water

00:52:00.619 --> 00:52:04.300
pressure. That's where they can only go 62 miles.

00:52:04.579 --> 00:52:08.340
So it doesn't go anywhere near as far as like

00:52:08.340 --> 00:52:10.739
- It's near space or low space or whatever. Near

00:52:10.739 --> 00:52:13.820
space. 62 miles. So how far do they go when they

00:52:13.820 --> 00:52:15.760
go to the space station? How far is the space

00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:20.599
station compared to 62 miles? 63. That last mile

00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.619
is pretty significant then, I guess. I don't

00:52:22.619 --> 00:52:24.880
know. Well, the moon is, what, hundreds of thousands

00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:28.900
of miles away. Yes. I don't know, Chuck, how

00:52:28.900 --> 00:52:34.739
many miles is the space station? The ISS. Compared.

00:52:35.019 --> 00:52:38.360
I'm going to guess 130. I'm going to double it.

00:52:38.679 --> 00:52:46.050
I'm going to guess 300. I'm going 300. 250. Oh.

00:52:46.210 --> 00:52:49.250
Whatever, I win. I overbid. Damn it. I would

00:52:49.250 --> 00:52:53.110
have bid one mile. So 62 miles versus 250 miles.

00:52:53.210 --> 00:52:55.110
And that tells you why they need the multi -stage.

00:52:55.989 --> 00:52:58.110
You know what I mean? All that kind of stuff.

00:52:58.409 --> 00:53:00.230
Well, he just goes up with one rocket and it

00:53:00.230 --> 00:53:04.190
detaches. Yes. He doesn't reuse his booster,

00:53:04.309 --> 00:53:06.150
does he? I don't know. Does it just come crashing

00:53:06.150 --> 00:53:07.690
back down? You got to get your boosters. I bet

00:53:07.690 --> 00:53:09.829
you he does. Get your boosters. I bet you he

00:53:09.829 --> 00:53:13.130
does reuse it. I don't know why I think that,

00:53:13.170 --> 00:53:17.019
but. That would make it more affordable to do

00:53:17.019 --> 00:53:19.059
this space tourism thing over and over again,

00:53:19.159 --> 00:53:22.320
right? So I don't know. I hope he's looking it

00:53:22.320 --> 00:53:28.039
up. Say hello to Duck AI. Oh, God. Everybody's

00:53:28.039 --> 00:53:32.659
got AI these days. I know. Oh, boy. Ask anything.

00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:36.000
Here we go. We're on Grok. I use Grok. Do you?

00:53:36.099 --> 00:53:41.320
Yeah. I try to use that because it appears to

00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:47.119
be the least. Yeah, it does. It lands vertically

00:53:47.119 --> 00:53:49.079
after separating from the capsule. There you

00:53:49.079 --> 00:53:51.840
go. Good. That was smart. You don't see pictures

00:53:51.840 --> 00:53:53.460
of that one. You only see pictures of, well,

00:53:53.500 --> 00:53:55.900
I think SpaceX is cooler because they catch it

00:53:55.900 --> 00:53:59.019
in the midair. Yeah. Or on a ship. Or on a boat

00:53:59.019 --> 00:54:01.780
platform, yeah. The ships are funny. Dude, the

00:54:01.780 --> 00:54:05.500
first time I saw those come back and land, I

00:54:05.500 --> 00:54:08.360
was just like, it blew me away. Now it's becoming

00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:10.659
like routine. I get it. Yes, it's like, whatever.

00:54:11.059 --> 00:54:14.039
I could do it. Oh, I could totally do it. Bitch.

00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:17.159
Cool. All right. Well, that's some. So there's

00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:19.599
three of them. We got Roberta Flack, Richard

00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:22.760
Chamberlain, and Val Kilmer. Chamberlain. Chamberlain.

00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:25.320
Sorry. Yes. Yep. Absolutely. But, you know, there

00:54:25.320 --> 00:54:27.099
are some things that don't go well. I mean, how

00:54:27.099 --> 00:54:31.030
about this chopper crash? That was horrifying

00:54:31.030 --> 00:54:33.210
because it was three adults and three children.

00:54:33.289 --> 00:54:36.510
Yes, a family. It was kind of a well -to -do

00:54:36.510 --> 00:54:39.090
CIO or CEO of some company, wasn't it? Yeah,

00:54:39.090 --> 00:54:41.030
they were in New York. See if you can find the

00:54:41.030 --> 00:54:43.869
video of this. I've seen it. I haven't seen the

00:54:43.869 --> 00:54:46.590
video. There's a video of it? Yes. Now, the propeller,

00:54:46.630 --> 00:54:50.389
didn't it disengage? The top propeller disengaged,

00:54:50.389 --> 00:54:52.670
and you see it spinning and flying to the ground,

00:54:52.750 --> 00:54:55.630
and it crashes into the... Wow. And then the

00:54:55.630 --> 00:54:58.210
next video is you see the helicopter body falling

00:54:58.210 --> 00:55:02.409
upside down and it disappears. I'm not sure I

00:55:02.409 --> 00:55:05.690
want to watch this. Well, that's a poor one.

00:55:05.829 --> 00:55:09.909
That's like pieces of it falling off here. That's

00:55:09.909 --> 00:55:16.610
the body of it. It's upside down. Oh, no. Lands

00:55:16.610 --> 00:55:20.210
in the water? You can see the rails, the feet.

00:55:23.860 --> 00:55:26.300
Oh, how horrific. They all died? Oh, they did.

00:55:26.559 --> 00:55:29.119
Everybody. Everybody in that thing died. See

00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:31.480
if you can see the propeller coming out. There

00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:36.559
it is. That was the propeller. Started over.

00:55:38.340 --> 00:55:42.500
Well, so we're multiple aerial shots of the helicopter.

00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:45.460
Do you see the propeller get spun off, and then

00:55:45.460 --> 00:55:49.139
the body of the helicopter really just kind of

00:55:49.139 --> 00:55:52.150
falls. As a pilot, you're just like. That's it.

00:55:52.250 --> 00:55:54.750
I have no control. I mean, it happened so fast,

00:55:54.869 --> 00:55:57.789
too. It was probably just like... Well, the tail

00:55:57.789 --> 00:55:59.949
end of the helicopter looked like it was gone.

00:56:00.909 --> 00:56:02.889
Yeah, it did. It, like, broke off or something.

00:56:02.889 --> 00:56:05.750
It may have. Well, it could probably... I have

00:56:05.750 --> 00:56:08.070
no idea. Well, when that propeller went off,

00:56:08.090 --> 00:56:09.530
it probably chopped it off. Yeah, probably. Well,

00:56:09.650 --> 00:56:12.469
that, or it could have just turned so violently

00:56:12.469 --> 00:56:16.019
that it broke. Yeah. Well, that's horrible. You

00:56:16.019 --> 00:56:17.920
know, there's shit like that that's happening.

00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:20.019
I'm surprised they didn't blame the Trump campaign.

00:56:20.760 --> 00:56:22.719
They're looking for a way, I'm sure. And then

00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:25.639
it was followed by a plane crash that had significant

00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:27.599
people on it. I don't know anything about this

00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:29.500
one. When did this happen? This happened the

00:56:29.500 --> 00:56:31.980
next day, I think. Oh, really? Yeah, it was the

00:56:31.980 --> 00:56:35.139
NCAA Woman of the Year. I forgot her name. And

00:56:35.139 --> 00:56:39.119
there's some MIT people. And there we go. Her

00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:43.619
name is Karina Groff, a former MIT soccer player

00:56:43.619 --> 00:56:48.090
named... 2022 NCAA Woman of the Year died along

00:56:48.090 --> 00:56:50.349
with six other people, like her boyfriend, her

00:56:50.349 --> 00:56:52.829
parents, his parents, or something like that.

00:56:52.889 --> 00:56:57.349
It was like a family trip or something. I don't

00:56:57.349 --> 00:57:00.650
know. That's crazy. Yeah, it's just awful. You

00:57:00.650 --> 00:57:02.369
never know, man. You just never know when it's

00:57:02.369 --> 00:57:05.530
your time, and hopefully it's not. like that.

00:57:06.190 --> 00:57:08.929
So the twin -engine Mitsubishi MU -2B went down

00:57:08.929 --> 00:57:11.530
shortly after noon Saturday in a muddy field

00:57:11.530 --> 00:57:14.510
in Copac, New York, near the Massachusetts line,

00:57:14.590 --> 00:57:17.110
killing everyone on board, according to authorities,

00:57:17.369 --> 00:57:19.429
and a family member who spoke to the Associated

00:57:19.429 --> 00:57:21.969
Press. Shortly before the crash, a pilot had

00:57:21.969 --> 00:57:25.269
radioed air traffic control. at Columbia County

00:57:25.269 --> 00:57:28.590
Airport to say he had missed the initial approach

00:57:28.590 --> 00:57:32.110
and requested a new approach plan. Officials

00:57:32.110 --> 00:57:34.230
with the National Transportation Safety Board

00:57:34.230 --> 00:57:36.150
said at a Sunday briefing, while preparing the

00:57:36.150 --> 00:57:37.750
new coordinates, air traffic controllers attempted

00:57:37.750 --> 00:57:40.309
to relay low -to -altitude three times with no

00:57:40.309 --> 00:57:45.269
response. Right. And no distress was called from

00:57:45.269 --> 00:57:47.630
the airplane. I hope they didn't run out of fuel

00:57:47.630 --> 00:57:49.610
or something like that. Well, I mean, they probably

00:57:49.610 --> 00:57:52.340
had that, just like Payne Stewart. Had the cabin

00:57:52.340 --> 00:57:55.300
pressure go, and he just drifted. You know, they

00:57:55.300 --> 00:57:57.840
all lost consciousness. Well, because they were

00:57:57.840 --> 00:58:00.679
up high, right? They lost oxygen. Yeah. They

00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:02.780
lost pressure. They just passed out. And if he

00:58:02.780 --> 00:58:04.360
missed his approach, it doesn't sound like he

00:58:04.360 --> 00:58:07.039
would have been that high. Yeah, that's what

00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:09.139
I'm thinking. Who knows? Usually, if you miss

00:58:09.139 --> 00:58:12.000
an approach or something, you do a... Yeah, you're

00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.980
already in lower altitude. Yeah, you don't pull

00:58:14.980 --> 00:58:17.380
up and go back up to 40 ,000 feet. So the plane

00:58:17.380 --> 00:58:19.860
was carrying six members of the close -knit family

00:58:19.860 --> 00:58:22.360
of physicians and distinguished student -athletes

00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:24.039
that you already said. Yeah, they were high -powered

00:58:24.039 --> 00:58:27.260
people, man. It's terrible. It is terrible. Well,

00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:30.179
these little plane crashes you hear about every

00:58:30.179 --> 00:58:32.000
now and then, but do you also remember a few

00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:35.639
years ago where the lady here in Dallas ran into

00:58:35.639 --> 00:58:38.900
the propeller? Yes. She just backed into it.

00:58:39.469 --> 00:58:43.030
Yeah, she lived. Yes. But she was chewed up pretty

00:58:43.030 --> 00:58:45.489
good. And she was just going on a joyride as

00:58:45.489 --> 00:58:47.809
well. Not a joyride, but a sightseeing thing.

00:58:47.889 --> 00:58:49.650
Christmas lights. Yeah. I mean, she was just

00:58:49.650 --> 00:58:51.409
on a plane. I think it was down here in Addison.

00:58:51.670 --> 00:58:54.489
It was a Christmas light excursion. And she just...

00:58:54.489 --> 00:58:56.469
She just walked into it. Walked right into the

00:58:56.469 --> 00:58:58.090
propeller. Or she backed into it. I think she

00:58:58.090 --> 00:58:59.550
was standing there and she backed into it. I

00:58:59.550 --> 00:59:01.730
don't know what happened, but... Like Indiana

00:59:01.730 --> 00:59:05.570
Jones style? Yes. Yes. She lived, though. She

00:59:05.570 --> 00:59:09.679
did. All right. All right. We need to discuss

00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:12.820
our bourbon of the night. Oh, let's do it. Of

00:59:12.820 --> 00:59:18.119
the opening salvo, anyway. I've got quite a bit

00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:20.739
left, so now I can actually, you know, do the

00:59:20.739 --> 00:59:23.260
nose and the palate again. Well, I have to tell

00:59:23.260 --> 00:59:24.840
you what. I was very surprised when I saw he

00:59:24.840 --> 00:59:26.639
made this because I don't like one of the others,

00:59:26.780 --> 00:59:30.059
but this one here is not bad at all, at least

00:59:30.059 --> 00:59:34.860
in my opinion. This is Hickory Hill. Cask Strength

00:59:34.860 --> 00:59:39.269
bourbon. Is it from the? The Giant? From Giant.

00:59:39.329 --> 00:59:42.670
That's what Chuck had up there. Sure is. And

00:59:42.670 --> 00:59:45.170
I am not a fan of their Giant 95. It's like a

00:59:45.170 --> 00:59:48.510
big old bottle of yeast cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:48.630 --> 00:59:50.789
That's the one we call Life Cereal, right? Yeah.

00:59:50.829 --> 00:59:53.369
Hey, Paul, he likes it. But I tell you what,

00:59:53.409 --> 00:59:56.809
the nose on this is very bready. It is. And I

00:59:56.809 --> 01:00:00.309
was afraid that it was going to be like the Giant

01:00:00.309 --> 01:00:03.309
95. Yep. But I'm pleasantly surprised at this.

01:00:03.349 --> 01:00:05.730
There's some of that in this. There is. But it's

01:00:05.730 --> 01:00:07.489
not overpowering like the other one, but there's

01:00:07.489 --> 01:00:09.090
a lot of sweetness in this, too. This is actually

01:00:09.090 --> 01:00:12.309
very sweet. What is the proof on this one? 107

01:00:12.309 --> 01:00:15.869
or 113 or something. Very nice. It says 113.

01:00:15.969 --> 01:00:20.530
Oh, dude, very nice. Small match, cast strength.

01:00:20.889 --> 01:00:22.210
All right, let's see here. What did we get out

01:00:22.210 --> 01:00:26.170
of this? I get the bread. I get the bread. I

01:00:26.170 --> 01:00:27.809
do get the chocolate. It's palatable in this

01:00:27.809 --> 01:00:31.340
because it's not overpowering it. I get it. Like

01:00:31.340 --> 01:00:35.960
pepper. There's like cayenne pepper, and it lasts

01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:38.179
a long time. And the finish. And the bread. I

01:00:38.179 --> 01:00:41.659
get sweetness on the tip, on the tongue and the

01:00:41.659 --> 01:00:47.880
lips. I do get some chocolate in there. It's

01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:52.539
good. It's solid. It's got a nice lingering finish.

01:00:52.719 --> 01:00:55.480
It doesn't die on you at all. Yeah, it lasts

01:00:55.480 --> 01:00:57.480
a long time. I would say white pepper more than

01:00:57.480 --> 01:01:02.340
anything. I do got the caramel. And it's not

01:01:02.340 --> 01:01:05.840
very thick. I don't want to say it's easy to

01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:09.000
drink, but it's definitely a sipping one. Oh,

01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:12.159
yeah. It's something you savor. Yeah. I wouldn't

01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:13.739
kick this out of bed. I kind of like this one.

01:01:13.980 --> 01:01:15.920
Yeah, I like it too. I would enjoy it. Make me

01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:17.940
a turkey sandwich. Stick around a while. Yeah.

01:01:18.019 --> 01:01:19.900
Is this something that's readily available? I

01:01:19.900 --> 01:01:21.559
don't even know when we got this. I'm having

01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:23.659
a hard time finding it at all. Yeah, they may

01:01:23.659 --> 01:01:25.300
not even make this anymore, it looks like. So

01:01:25.300 --> 01:01:27.820
you picked it up at what distillery then? No,

01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:30.449
this is one we've had. They sell this at Total

01:01:30.449 --> 01:01:32.650
Wine. Yeah, this is one we've had. Well, it's

01:01:32.650 --> 01:01:35.429
not on Total Wine right now. Interesting. But

01:01:35.429 --> 01:01:38.070
we found it in Las Colinas. What does it say

01:01:38.070 --> 01:01:42.849
on Only Drams? Is it rare? It's probably not

01:01:42.849 --> 01:01:46.849
rare. Is it uncommon? Oh, it's already scanned

01:01:46.849 --> 01:01:48.869
so we can look. Right, exactly. It should tell

01:01:48.869 --> 01:01:53.789
us. Let's see. Only Drams. Which is a great app,

01:01:53.849 --> 01:01:55.889
by the way. It is. We need to scan our new ones.

01:01:55.929 --> 01:01:57.949
And so when we have our second one, we'll need

01:01:57.949 --> 01:02:00.769
to scan it then. Yeah, it's funny. I was talking

01:02:00.769 --> 01:02:06.050
to Larry Cuvion, and he, God bless, what did

01:02:06.050 --> 01:02:08.869
he say? He says. Did you find anything interesting

01:02:08.869 --> 01:02:11.070
at the estate sales lately? And I sent him back,

01:02:11.090 --> 01:02:13.590
says, yeah, we picked up a Star Wars cookie cutter

01:02:13.590 --> 01:02:16.849
on Friday. He says, you're such a nerd. And then

01:02:16.849 --> 01:02:18.710
I sent him pictures of the podcast. He said,

01:02:18.769 --> 01:02:20.730
let's get you scheduled. He says, I'm ready when

01:02:20.730 --> 01:02:23.550
you are, big boy. I think I should stop being

01:02:23.550 --> 01:02:25.510
a bum and I need to bring a bottle of bourbon

01:02:25.510 --> 01:02:28.250
for the taste test. Trouble is you guys have

01:02:28.250 --> 01:02:30.269
tried out about a million different bourbons

01:02:30.269 --> 01:02:35.280
and whiskeys and I don't want. to get a duplicate.

01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:37.400
Do you have a list of your burbs? So I sent him

01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:42.159
the Drams list. He responds back, challenge accepted.

01:02:42.699 --> 01:02:47.079
Very nice. So this is an uncommon. Uncommon.

01:02:47.139 --> 01:02:48.420
Okay, well that's perfect. So it's a green one.

01:02:49.139 --> 01:02:51.420
So it's not, well the top, well the easiest ones

01:02:51.420 --> 01:02:55.460
are fine are the commons and then the uncommon

01:02:55.460 --> 01:02:58.760
and then the rare, the unicorn and then the impossible.

01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:02.869
We have zero impossibles. Of course. We do have

01:03:02.869 --> 01:03:04.190
some unicorns, though. You've got to be filthy

01:03:04.190 --> 01:03:06.989
rich and pay $4 ,000 for the bottle if you want

01:03:06.989 --> 01:03:10.010
to eat an impossible. How much is it? Is it really

01:03:10.010 --> 01:03:12.369
$200? Oh, okay. I was going to say it's not $200.

01:03:12.510 --> 01:03:14.630
I would not pay $200 for this. Where is that

01:03:14.630 --> 01:03:18.309
one at? That one's at $45. I'd pay that for this.

01:03:18.610 --> 01:03:22.530
We did. Yeah. Wow, it got two stars. People don't

01:03:22.530 --> 01:03:26.590
like it, apparently. It's got that taste. It's

01:03:26.590 --> 01:03:31.780
different. A mildewy basement smell kind of taste

01:03:31.780 --> 01:03:33.780
to it. Yeah, if you don't like that bread or

01:03:33.780 --> 01:03:36.380
yeast. Kind of a really dark raisin, just kind

01:03:36.380 --> 01:03:39.579
of a really muddled, I've been in a wine barrel

01:03:39.579 --> 01:03:42.679
kind of taste, you know? Yeah. I mean, it's different.

01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:44.800
I mean, we should appreciate different. I mean,

01:03:44.820 --> 01:03:46.719
sometimes these things all taste the same. It

01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:49.820
tastes like a pencil. I like, yeah, you know

01:03:49.820 --> 01:03:52.559
what? I could see that, you know? There was a

01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:55.739
time. that I may have had a pencil in my mouth

01:03:55.739 --> 01:03:59.679
a little too long. Have you ever had those moments?

01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:04.460
Oh, come on. Yeah, this is unique. This is not

01:04:04.460 --> 01:04:07.880
for everyone, I don't think. Right. I don't know

01:04:07.880 --> 01:04:10.469
if I say I like it, but... Hold on. This one

01:04:10.469 --> 01:04:12.889
says, misses the mark three years ago. One might

01:04:12.889 --> 01:04:14.630
think that a cast -string bourbon from Texas

01:04:14.630 --> 01:04:17.170
should be a sure thing, but this particular one,

01:04:17.210 --> 01:04:19.510
rough around the edges, even when used in a mixed

01:04:19.510 --> 01:04:22.530
drink or on the rocks, it has been putting bitterness.

01:04:22.889 --> 01:04:27.329
I pick up bitterness. Yeah, relegated to being

01:04:27.329 --> 01:04:30.469
used for marinating sauces and general cooking.

01:04:30.469 --> 01:04:32.269
Yeah, this is kind of like hit or miss on the

01:04:32.269 --> 01:04:34.929
reviews. I would absolutely not mix this with

01:04:34.929 --> 01:04:38.179
anything. I would not. Now that I see the word

01:04:38.179 --> 01:04:39.980
bitterness, there is bitterness to this. Yeah,

01:04:39.980 --> 01:04:42.920
there is. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I chalk that

01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:46.059
to the muddles. I don't know. I'm kind of curious

01:04:46.059 --> 01:04:48.139
about the species of oak. The one thing I like

01:04:48.139 --> 01:04:50.460
about it is the sweetness out of it. Maybe that's

01:04:50.460 --> 01:04:52.219
what I'm liking. The rest of it, I'm just kind

01:04:52.219 --> 01:04:55.079
of meh. I don't mind it. I think the sweetness

01:04:55.079 --> 01:04:58.960
is kind of coming from a floral, kind of botanical

01:04:58.960 --> 01:05:02.280
kind of background. All right, so it's a 113,

01:05:02.280 --> 01:05:04.539
you said? 113 proof? All right, let's rate it.

01:05:04.780 --> 01:05:06.420
I'm going to go with 6 -3. I'm going to give

01:05:06.420 --> 01:05:11.559
this a 5. Yeah, I'm 5 -2. I'll give it a 6 -3.

01:05:11.800 --> 01:05:13.940
Yeah, I think it's solid. Yeah, you like the

01:05:13.940 --> 01:05:16.800
bread flavor more than me anyway. I do. And I

01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:19.719
give it a 5 because of the sweetness. And the

01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:22.699
more I drank it, the more I... Yeah, it's just...

01:05:22.699 --> 01:05:28.079
I want to give it a 4, but it's not that bad.

01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:29.880
It can drink it. It's not that bad. I mean, I

01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:32.019
could drink this. I mean, if someone were to

01:05:32.019 --> 01:05:33.800
pour another glass, I'd be like, okay, well...

01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:36.599
Exactly. I mean, I'll drink it. I would find

01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:39.880
a choice. I mean, I would drink it over Williamsburg.

01:05:41.219 --> 01:05:44.400
Old Williamsburg. Old Williamsburg. It's been

01:05:44.400 --> 01:05:46.239
so long since we've even tried it. We have no

01:05:46.239 --> 01:05:48.119
idea what that tastes like. It tastes like pina

01:05:48.119 --> 01:05:51.219
colada. Does it? Because of coconut. Oh, coconut.

01:05:52.179 --> 01:05:54.300
Overwhelmingly coconut. A little cherry on top.

01:05:54.800 --> 01:05:56.539
Well, cool. All right. Well, that's our first

01:05:56.539 --> 01:06:01.070
half bourbon. Not bad. Yeah. All right. You know

01:06:01.070 --> 01:06:02.949
what? I'm looking at the board. You talked about

01:06:02.949 --> 01:06:05.949
Riley Gaines and how she won something. Hold

01:06:05.949 --> 01:06:08.030
on. Chuck said, are you longing to relive a moment

01:06:08.030 --> 01:06:11.150
when you bit into a pencil too deep as a child,

01:06:11.190 --> 01:06:14.530
tasted cheap processed wood? It does have that

01:06:14.530 --> 01:06:20.150
taste. No. Yeah. And a medicinal. It includes

01:06:20.150 --> 01:06:24.130
number two pencil. Number two. But he gave it

01:06:24.130 --> 01:06:25.829
five stars. I guess if you like a pencil. He

01:06:25.829 --> 01:06:27.389
gave it five stars because it brought back childhood

01:06:27.389 --> 01:06:31.260
memories. Yeah, there you go. He's being a smartass

01:06:31.260 --> 01:06:33.860
and skewing the stars. A must -buy for anyone

01:06:33.860 --> 01:06:38.860
trying to give up whiskey. So I'm there, you

01:06:38.860 --> 01:06:40.500
know, and when I first tasted it, I was like,

01:06:40.539 --> 01:06:42.320
would I get this again? Maybe. And now I'm just

01:06:42.320 --> 01:06:43.940
like, yeah, and I think this is the one I've

01:06:43.940 --> 01:06:46.420
done for me. Well, yeah, I don't think we, I

01:06:46.420 --> 01:06:48.239
mean, there's so many other bourbons that we

01:06:48.239 --> 01:06:50.400
like. I'm not sure we would buy this one again,

01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:54.070
but no. So, anyway. Yeah, I was talking about

01:06:54.070 --> 01:06:56.150
Riley Gaines. You had said that she won something.

01:06:56.329 --> 01:06:58.630
Yeah, you know what? I can't find anything. So

01:06:58.630 --> 01:07:02.469
maybe that was just some bullshit. There was

01:07:02.469 --> 01:07:05.730
something. Riley Gaines was nominated but did

01:07:05.730 --> 01:07:08.030
not win. So I can't see anything. You know how

01:07:08.030 --> 01:07:12.630
those little memes are. Clickbait. Yeah, I kind

01:07:12.630 --> 01:07:14.510
of clicked on it and it said something. Because

01:07:14.510 --> 01:07:16.769
they had a picture of Riley Gaines and it had

01:07:16.769 --> 01:07:19.849
a picture of the soccer player with the pink

01:07:19.849 --> 01:07:22.519
purple hair. Right. You know, the one. That was

01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:23.920
kneeling for the - What the hell's her name?

01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:26.659
I forgot her name already. I forgot her name.

01:07:26.699 --> 01:07:29.940
Oh, Rapinoe. Yeah, Megan Rapinoe. Megan Rapinoe.

01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:35.440
Rapinoe. Yeah. I'm glad she's gone. Me too. She

01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:40.219
single -handedly totally brought women's soccer

01:07:40.219 --> 01:07:44.300
down. It did. To nothing. 100%. Yeah. Well done.

01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:47.360
Well done, Megan. I did see that the WNBA draft

01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:49.500
is happening either tonight or this weekend.

01:07:49.820 --> 01:07:52.579
Are you going to watch it? I wouldn't plan on

01:07:52.579 --> 01:07:55.280
it, although there is a big name. I forgot her

01:07:55.280 --> 01:07:59.679
name. Caitlyn Clark? Michelle Obama? Paige Buckner

01:07:59.679 --> 01:08:01.820
or something like that? They're trying to rebuild

01:08:01.820 --> 01:08:03.360
the thing so they're going to put Caitlyn Clark

01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:05.360
back into the draft. Oh, yeah. She's going to

01:08:05.360 --> 01:08:07.300
be in the draft every year. To drum up. Yeah,

01:08:07.360 --> 01:08:09.980
just to make it exciting for everybody. Interesting.

01:08:10.099 --> 01:08:13.460
Yeah. So that's that. They're trying to do the

01:08:13.460 --> 01:08:16.760
same thing with Trump. Okay. Paige Breckner?

01:08:16.920 --> 01:08:20.939
Breckers? Buckers? Buckers? Buckers? Dallas Wings.

01:08:21.239 --> 01:08:23.800
Oh, so they've already been picked. Number one.

01:08:23.840 --> 01:08:26.439
Okay, there we go. She's apparently really, really

01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:28.500
good. She played for UConn. She's a cute girl.

01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:35.180
Yeah, she's already posed. Nudes? No, no. I was

01:08:35.180 --> 01:08:37.060
going to ask you guys how you guys feel about

01:08:37.060 --> 01:08:39.760
this. All of them are posing for Sports Illustrated.

01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:43.420
So the girl from LSU, the gymnast. Like their

01:08:43.420 --> 01:08:46.449
swimsuit magazine? Oh, yeah. Man, I don't care.

01:08:46.649 --> 01:08:48.130
I mean, if it's going to make them some coin

01:08:48.130 --> 01:08:51.010
and it's tasteful, you know. They're 22, 23 -year

01:08:51.010 --> 01:08:52.729
-old. They can do what they want. Yeah, I get

01:08:52.729 --> 01:08:55.930
it. I mean, are they topless? No, no, of course

01:08:55.930 --> 01:08:59.539
not. Are they wearing thongs? Well, I mean, some

01:08:59.539 --> 01:09:01.279
of them. Bathing suits. I mean, as long as I

01:09:01.279 --> 01:09:04.039
don't see lippage or kind of murkiny kind of

01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:05.840
thing, you know. Of course, it's going to be

01:09:05.840 --> 01:09:08.239
tasteful. That's my point. I mean, what the hell?

01:09:08.340 --> 01:09:09.920
I mean, these women are women. They're young.

01:09:10.039 --> 01:09:12.239
They're bright. In fact, even being in Sports

01:09:12.239 --> 01:09:14.560
Illustrated, I think that's a good plan. In fact,

01:09:14.579 --> 01:09:16.859
it makes them more germane to be in the Sports

01:09:16.859 --> 01:09:19.579
Illustrated swimsuit thing than the other ones

01:09:19.579 --> 01:09:22.279
because they have sports, you know, the models.

01:09:22.460 --> 01:09:24.819
Those aren't sports people. They're just women.

01:09:24.899 --> 01:09:28.409
Are they going to have any men this time? I think

01:09:28.409 --> 01:09:30.569
a Dylan Mulvaney will dress up. You want him

01:09:30.569 --> 01:09:33.609
in a... Well, I think they had a tranny in their

01:09:33.609 --> 01:09:36.470
last bathing suit one. Oh, come on. Swimsuit

01:09:36.470 --> 01:09:39.930
one. I don't care. I'm not buying it anyways.

01:09:40.069 --> 01:09:42.109
It doesn't matter. I thought they discontinued

01:09:42.109 --> 01:09:46.869
that. Well, I think magazines themselves are

01:09:46.869 --> 01:09:50.210
just going down the crapper because people really

01:09:50.210 --> 01:09:52.229
aren't buying magazines the way they should.

01:09:52.430 --> 01:09:54.189
Well, I tell you what, because every now and

01:09:54.189 --> 01:09:56.890
then you'll see something. I'll get a free magazine.

01:09:56.909 --> 01:09:58.649
Hey, get this free magazine for a year or a few,

01:09:58.829 --> 01:10:02.010
whatever. So I'll do it. Like I got a couple

01:10:02.010 --> 01:10:03.890
years in a row, I got, I can't even remember

01:10:03.890 --> 01:10:05.789
which one the hell it was. Was it like a bet

01:10:05.789 --> 01:10:08.449
or a dare? No, it was. Like run across the airport

01:10:08.449 --> 01:10:11.890
naked? Use your expiring American Airlines miles.

01:10:12.660 --> 01:10:15.399
to get magazine subscriptions. I was like, okay,

01:10:15.500 --> 01:10:17.819
I'll take this one, this one, and this one for

01:10:17.819 --> 01:10:20.659
1 ,000 miles or whatever. And we'd get them,

01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:29.779
and it was like 80 % ads. Drug ads were the biggest

01:10:29.779 --> 01:10:31.420
ones, because drug ads are like two or three

01:10:31.420 --> 01:10:33.600
pages long. Get your COVID shots and stuff like

01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:36.920
that. You couldn't even buy the reading. Yeah,

01:10:36.939 --> 01:10:40.239
so I looked through it. Rectal dysfunction. Yeah,

01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:42.810
it's all these ads, and I was like, Where is

01:10:42.810 --> 01:10:46.029
the actual content of this? It's very small.

01:10:46.550 --> 01:10:49.029
It's not like the old school Playboy magazines

01:10:49.029 --> 01:10:51.689
where there was actually some pretty good topics

01:10:51.689 --> 01:10:55.449
in there. Yeah, that's a guy right there. It

01:10:55.449 --> 01:11:00.550
is? Are you serious? Yes. Kim Petras? Petras.

01:11:00.550 --> 01:11:03.909
Petras. That's a guy. Yeah. Wow. That was two

01:11:03.909 --> 01:11:08.600
years ago, though. That sucks. Yeah. I guess

01:11:08.600 --> 01:11:11.859
we live in a world where Instagram and they're

01:11:11.859 --> 01:11:13.840
always taking provocative pictures of themselves.

01:11:14.960 --> 01:11:17.220
It's just the culture we live in. I mean, it's

01:11:17.220 --> 01:11:21.260
not distasteful, but I just... I go on Instagram

01:11:21.260 --> 01:11:25.640
every day and I constantly hit not interested,

01:11:25.880 --> 01:11:27.960
not interested, not interested. And they just

01:11:27.960 --> 01:11:30.220
keep repopulating, repopulating, repopulating.

01:11:30.539 --> 01:11:32.859
It seems like every young woman, I know it's

01:11:32.859 --> 01:11:34.859
not true, but every young woman that's like...

01:11:35.289 --> 01:11:38.590
If that has a nice body and looks nice, that's

01:11:38.590 --> 01:11:40.069
like the first thing they do is... That's what

01:11:40.069 --> 01:11:44.609
comes up. Oh, God. What are you showing? What

01:11:44.609 --> 01:11:46.250
comes up on your... He pulls up and there's a

01:11:46.250 --> 01:11:49.869
rhinoceros humping another one. Oh, lovely. That's

01:11:49.869 --> 01:11:52.109
the first thing that comes up. 32 -inch little

01:11:52.109 --> 01:11:53.930
thing. Top of the feed. So you got some safari

01:11:53.930 --> 01:11:57.550
porn going on. Yeah. Well... The first thing

01:11:57.550 --> 01:12:00.670
that comes up is that. Of course. Big old rhino

01:12:00.670 --> 01:12:04.359
dick. And that... There's boobs everywhere. Yeah,

01:12:04.359 --> 01:12:07.359
that's it. Yeah, that's crazy. Is that Dudes

01:12:07.359 --> 01:12:10.899
Like Us account? Oh, jeez. Yeah, you got to go

01:12:10.899 --> 01:12:12.500
in there and say not interested, not interested,

01:12:12.579 --> 01:12:13.859
not interested. That obviously doesn't work if

01:12:13.859 --> 01:12:15.979
you've been doing that. April 14th, it's the

01:12:15.979 --> 01:12:19.220
first half of our Dudes Like Us podcast. We did

01:12:19.220 --> 01:12:22.079
a pretty thorough one. We chalked off a pretty

01:12:22.079 --> 01:12:24.739
good whiskey. I'm not too super excited about

01:12:24.739 --> 01:12:27.789
it. I still had it. It's crazy. We're going to

01:12:27.789 --> 01:12:29.369
have to finish this up. Thank you, Chuck, for

01:12:29.369 --> 01:12:30.970
staying on point. We'll be back on the second

01:12:30.970 --> 01:12:33.310
half for your time. We'll be back in a couple

01:12:33.310 --> 01:12:36.050
seconds. Dudes, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.