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We are GoFlight. We are GoFlight Podcast. Push,

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push. Push, push, box, box. Push, push, box,

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box. We love that show, dude. I just watched

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the 2023 season. I'm about to watch the one that

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just came out. Paul tried taking my train. I

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did not. The one next to me is obviously mine.

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It was clearly next to you, and you were trying

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to get it. So, are you caught up on F1? The newest

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one that just came out, I have not watched it.

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That's what we're watching right now. Yeah, we

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have not. I just watched the previous season.

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Chuck, are you watching F1? No. Have you seen

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it? No. Have you seen any of it? No. Do you have

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any idea what F1 is? I know what F1 is, but I

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don't know what the show is. We did not. It's

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really, really good. Like, we knew it was racing.

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Like, what's it on? It's on Netflix. Okay. And

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we didn't know anything about cars. We knew literally

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nothing. We just knew it was racing, and you

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said, you've got to watch it. It's cool. It is

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super cool. It is. And you get to know about

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the drivers and what they're struggling with

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and what the cars are struggling with and the

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drama behind, you know. All the contracts and

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people jumping teams. There's only 20 races,

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20 drivers. Chuck. No, 20 teams. There's only

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20 teams and there's only like 22 races. I read

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somebody wants to add an F1 team. Who is that?

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Someone very rich says he wants to start a business.

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Saudi Arabia is always a billionaire. Well, you

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have to be. How much money do they have dumped

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into these things? It's astounding. They have

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a team of hundreds of people building this car.

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And it's 100%. They even said in the season I

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just watched, we are a data -driven business.

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100%. Everything is wind tunnels and metrics.

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Even when they're on the course or on the track.

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They measure everything. Yes. They know tire

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thickness. They know vibrations, this, that.

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They're like, something's wrong. Yep, retire

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the car. Yeah, retire the car. And the driver's

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like, what the fuck? What are you talking about?

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Retire the car. Like, I'm out of the race? Yes,

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come into the box box. You're done. Shut the

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car down. Because they're trying to salvage the

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car. Otherwise, they're going to damage it so

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badly. It's going to blow up or something like

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that. So, Sean, have you seen any of this? F1?

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No, not at all. I highly recommend it. So it's

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on Facebook or Netflix? Yeah. It's called F1

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Drive to Survive, I think. All right. Well, check

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it out on Facebook and Instagram, dudes like

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us. Thanks, Chuck. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm

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Jeff. In Netflix, F1. And if you're not even

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into racing, it's fascinating. It really is.

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Well, I want to go see a race now. I do, too.

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You know what's funny? You can go to COTA. I

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watched it on TV. I was super excited. We're

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going to watch our first one after. And it was

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like. Boring. As hell. Because they dub in all

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of that voice work after the fact. Yes. And they

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make it sound so exciting. Oh, this drive. Because

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they focus on certain teams on each one. Yes.

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And it just so happens that. The announcer of

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the race is talking specifically about them.

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Yes. And they talk about particular things that

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happen in the race. Yes. And there's really just

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a handful of them. Right. Because the entire

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thing about F1 is you maintain your position

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based on the qualifying, and you basically do

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everything you can to not let somebody pass you.

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And if they do, it basically stays that way.

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Really? You know what I mean? For the most part.

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Well, yeah, there's a lot. The race is nowhere

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near as exciting to watch on TV as the show is.

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I've watched one. It's like, this is not the

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same. Yes, not the same at all. I think live

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would be exciting because it'd be like, three

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minutes later, they come back around. But people

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who know, it is exciting to them. Right. They

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could probably listen to, I want to listen to

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the Red Bull team. There's a lot of talk going

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back and forth. They talk about the driver. They're

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like, so -and -so is 0 .4 seconds behind you.

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Are you saying that you get an opportunity to

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listen to what their comms are saying? Yeah.

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As a pedestrian out there or a patron? Somehow.

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You can at NASCAR as well. You can buy the headsets.

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Yeah, the headsets. You can hear the teams talking

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to the drivers, and it's fascinating. Yeah, that's

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what I find fascinating. You know, the race is

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one thing, but it's all of the analytics and

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shit they go through and the amount of money

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that is invested in this sport. It's just stunning.

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It's astronomical because basically they have

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these moving cities to each race. Each team has

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this, I don't know how they do it, these buildings

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that they construct. I don't know if it's their

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big semis that somehow morph into these buildings,

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and they're all nice looking. Yeah, they are.

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Sliding doors, you know, Star Trek doors. Yeah,

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it's all compartmentalized. Yeah. It's kind of

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pieced together. Two floors they got. It's a

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big deal, man. It's fascinating. And the drivers,

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they're all cocky and young. Yes, that's the

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other fascinating thing. These same group of,

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for the most part, I don't know, 12 out of the

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20 of them grew up together as little kids on

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little go -karts. And it was serious shit, even

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as little kids on podiums. They're all super

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competitive, and you're on a team of two. And

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what cracks me up is they do this and they fight

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against each other and end up wrecking each other.

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Because they're competitive as hell, man. And

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they're like, let him pass. Like one teammate

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passed another teammate. They're like, no, I'm

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not going to let him pass. And they're like,

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do it for the team. What are you doing? It's

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crazy. They end up wrecking each other. Yes,

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they do. Highly recommend it. All right. I know

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we're losing Chuck and Sean here in this conversation.

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Well, I'm just trying to pull it up here. All

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right. Yeah, these trucks. I guess they just

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travel like that. Drivers, managers, and team

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owners live, live life in the fast lane, both

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on and off the track during each cut boot season

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for a loaner racing. Perfect intro, Sean. Thank

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you. Well, it is. And these guys, you know, they

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have the cameras like in the seat with them.

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Oh, yeah. And you see how they're driving. You're

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just like, that's a skill to be able to drive

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like that. Because it's not a smooth drive. You're

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going like this, and they're going 180 miles

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an hour around the turn. Yes, yes. And their

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cars are like four inches from each other. Oh,

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yeah. When they're making turns. Oh, yeah. I

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mean, these cars are so fragile. So fragile.

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They just barely touch. It's all fiberglass.

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Yeah, they just basically implode. Or they get

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a flat tire. Or they eviscerate. It's amazing.

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Yeah, you'll see cars explode on this. Oh, yeah.

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Guys catching on fire and shit. Yeah, that was

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one season. That was really scary. Yeah, I got

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to tell you, I'll have to force myself to start

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it because I have zero desire to watch that.

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As soon as you do, you'll get sucked in. I had

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no desire until I watched that first season a

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few years ago, and I was like, this is fascinating.

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Dude, if Shelly can get pulled into this, I promise

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you, you guys can. And now we joke. Box, box,

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push, push. Box, box. So I'm going to do a hard

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right right now. Actually, it's a left. So there

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is something, I think it's RID, some sort of,

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it's a satellite imaging. And it's laser, maybe

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it's LID. So there is a satellite imaging company

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out there. And they specialize in scanning the

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earth for things that are in the earth. Underground.

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Yeah, using some sort of radar. So it goes underneath

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the crust kind of thing. Correct. Well, no, hold

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on. How deep are we talking about? Are we looking

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for human structures under the ground? Okay,

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that's not crust. We're talking... Yeah, it's

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not the full crust. Just reading the surface.

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Is it the mantle? So they have found... Is it

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the mantle? It is a scan of the crust, Jeff.

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But you made it sound like a really thick layer

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of the earth, okay? We're talking like 100 feet

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deep. So this they found in Egypt under the pyramids.

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Have you heard the latest findings? Yes, I saw

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that where it went down deep. Into the crust?

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No. What did you hear? I saw some meme where

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they're like, yeah, the pyramids go way down

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deep. So this is real. This is 100 % true. So

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under one of the pyramids, there are four pairs

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of columns that go down 12 stories. Oh, shit.

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So this whole thing, the pyramid's built on top

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of columns? So they're speculating that this

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is some sort of... And they've always thought

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this. This has always been something they thought.

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It was a power station. And these... Columns

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that come down, there is a spiral that goes around

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the outside that is a pathway. Like a Tesla coil?

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It is a path. It's a stairwell. But they have

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copper that goes down. There's a box that they

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meet down at the bottom. Not all the details

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because it's like hush, hush, top secret. Sure.

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But this has been released. Did they have electricity

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back then? No. That's a negative. That's not

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true either. So they have, look, if you look

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at the hieroglyphics, there are large vessels

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that are made out of glass, and there is a filament

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in there, and reportedly those things were used

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to illuminate the bowels of the underside of

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the pyramid. Bowels? No. I mean, I think it was.

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They were holding the mirrors. It's not the Fifth

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Element style. Reflecting the light. Oh, that's

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right. Through like seven corridors. I mean,

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there's some truth to that, too. But I don't

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think this is it. There's a picture Mr. Producer

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put up there, to be clear. Oh, my God. That's

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what they think it looks like? That is, so they've

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got actual pictures there, and they're speculating.

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There have been people that actually have gone

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down there. So they've extrapolated on the right

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from that goo on the left. Yeah, but there's

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- That looks like a fish finder. Goo, the goo

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on the left. How did they get that? That's not

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the only picture that they've got. That's the

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picture that they have here. Maybe the whole

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thing is a spacecraft. It's not a spacecraft.

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What it is, it's an energy thing. How would they

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know that? Well, let me go into a little bit

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more depth here. So they're talking about how

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they manage the Nile River, and the river is

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used, and ultimately it's used as an ionizer.

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Look how deep it goes. Oh, my. That's insane.

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It's amazing. Look how deep that goes down. Look

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at the size of the pyramids at the top. Two kilometers

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below. So the nine stories I said was completely

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wrong. Those are tall stories. Well, look, I

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mean, the thing is, it's new. Could it be something

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else? Like an anomaly? Like compacted? Maybe

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the weight of that has compacted the sand or

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something? Maybe it's just a limestone formation.

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No, because... You know what? Who am I? I don't

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know. But what they're saying is that it's not

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an anomaly because they have looked at other

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structures like the Sphinx and other heavy stone

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structures, and none of this stuff has ever populated

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down below. I don't know. This one is. And what

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they're saying is that it's some sort of healing

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thing. They're using some vibration or some ionizing.

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And it's using, at the end of the day, they didn't

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fucking know. They have no idea. But they're

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speculating, and they've got a lot of smart people

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that have thought this through forever. And these

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rooms, it's exactly what they thought it was.

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Scroll back up real quick, Chuck, to where that

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guy was. So, Rod, read some of this. That would

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error. The discovery beneath the Giza pyramid

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is probably BS. Here's why. The tech used to

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scan and produce the heat map image can't penetrate

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the ground that deep. Same tech isn't accurate,

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unable to show the Giza Pyramid chambers. If

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real, those underground towers would be enormous,

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taller than most modern skyscrapers. It is known

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that there's underground water beneath the pyramids.

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Why would anyone build these gigantic structures

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in a high flood risk zone? Well, you know, I

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mean, that's just one person. Debunked. Yeah.

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I mean. I think it's fish. In an underwater Egyptian

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ocean. They said there's water. There's flood

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tables. No, it's an ocean underneath Egypt. Go

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catch some musky. You know what? Whatever. It's

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interesting as fuck. It's fascinating. It opens

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up another Pandora's box of what's really going

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on. And a lot of these people know. Some of those

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guys, those Egypt. They know a lot more than

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they share. There's tons of stuff going on. Well,

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I've always said that just because we think that

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this happened thousands of years ago doesn't

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mean that they didn't have technology. True.

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That would have just died away. Right. And they

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could have done something like this. We don't

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know. We think people from that age are just

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stupid. Yeah, right. Because, oh, they didn't

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have computers. Primitive. Yeah, they didn't

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have circuit boards. Right. Maybe they had something

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else. But I think this could be, I don't want

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to say easy to prove, but just. Dig down and

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see what's there. There's a lot of red tape.

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That's what I mean. Jeff's suggestion is just

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to go dig underneath there. That's just it. There's

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already that spiral that they're insinuating

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that's going down. That's what they're saying

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is a pathway. And they said that they have some

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people that have gone down there. I don't know

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if that's bullshit. Well, how do they know that?

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Again, from that image. How do they extrapolate

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that? It's really hard to tell. Well, I don't

00:14:02.860 --> 00:14:05.480
really... Is that what someone wants? I've seen

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some better images than that. We're also not

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imaging experts, right? So we have no idea how

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to extrapolate that data and that information

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and that image into something meaningful. That's

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what these people, that's all they do, apparently.

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Yeah, I still don't see it. I don't see it either.

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It is fascinating. Yeah. I mean, well, there

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you go. Oh, well, somebody stuck a camera down

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there. Someone up its anus or something. That's

00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:35.240
Sean's colonoscopy. That's a giant stone. Well,

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look, how'd that get in there? It's interesting.

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And what that guy says, that LIDAR, that type

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of radar, he's right. It won't penetrate water.

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So if there is water and there's a table there,

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it's not going to go through it. But he is wrong

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about it going beneath the earth. That's not

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true. It will absolutely go through. That's how

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they do it. That's how they do scans. It's used

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in vibrations. It's a seismic type of a laser.

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It is true that we are very arrogant to think

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that we know. Well, they could do something like

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that. Exactly. We're very arrogant to think that

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things are impossible. Correct. So that is true.

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They had smart people back then. It was just

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different. They had different tools. Again, I

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think there's technology that has been lost over

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the years. Or hidden. Or both. Well, think about

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it. Our technology, everything is in the cloud.

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Do you think that cloud is going to be around

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in a thousand years? It could be lost so fast.

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Our technology could be ended and lost so fast.

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There are no hard copies left. No. Well, yeah,

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because they took all our CDs and records. That's

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what I mean. Eventually, there are some Howard

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copies. And you guys demonized the hoarders who

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have all the filing cabinets. Yes. The retirement

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cave. Right. It's on you guys. Oh, can you put

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that on a CD or flash drive? Yes. I think it's

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fascinating, and I'm trying to dig into some

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more of this. And by the way, I'm still jamming

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out on my book reading. Did you finish that book

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yet? Oh, hell no. Do you like it? Oh, every night.

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It's like 15 minutes to 30 minutes. Oh, yeah.

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And it really makes me want to fall asleep. Is

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this the library thing that you guys have been

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doing? Man, I'm telling you, I'm enjoying it.

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What are you reading? What are you reading? I

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miss books. Miss them. James Rollins. It's the

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Sandstorm. It's the first of the Sigma Force

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books. That's right. You were talking about that.

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I recommend it. Highly recommend it. Some better

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than others, but they're all very interesting.

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Yeah. Okay. Well, dial me in on this. You guys

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went to Little Elm Library without me. That was

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cool. That was Frisco. Well, you were traveling.

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You were gallivanting. Was I? Yes. Yeah, you

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and Shelly were traveling on the motorcycle.

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You were riding bitch and she was driving. I

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was like, can I hold on to you, Shelly? She's

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like, get off me, bitch. And move your hands.

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I asked her if she wants to ride her own motorcycle.

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She's like, no. Oh my God, no. Crazy. Tara wouldn't

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trust me. Yeah, I see couples riding around in

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two motorcycles. I think it's kind of cool. Anyway,

00:17:16.099 --> 00:17:18.140
Tara wouldn't trust you. She wouldn't trust me

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driving. Hell, she doesn't trust anybody driving.

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She wouldn't get on a motorcycle. She would barely

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get in a God -blessing car. With you driving.

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With anyone driving. Yeah, yeah. I'm one of the

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few people she quasi -trusts. Yeah, I drove her

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out to Lake Dallas once for one of Preston's

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games, and she actually did pretty good. I told

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her when she got there, I was like, you did really

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good. She's like, no, I didn't. I was holding

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it in. I was falling apart the whole time. But

00:17:43.619 --> 00:17:45.500
she did. I thought she did very well. No, she

00:17:45.500 --> 00:17:48.259
internalized it, but she does not hold back with

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me. Yes. Right. We've all seen that. She just

00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:55.259
needs to take a Benadryl. No, what she needs

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to do is get some therapy. Look, my wife has

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agoraphobia for those listeners out there that

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don't get it. And look, I feel for her because

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there are people like her that go into panic

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attacks. And I couldn't imagine going through

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that. But at the same time, how does a person

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allow themselves to be tormented that throughout

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their life? You would think, I'm going to...

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Dude, I'm going to beat it. I'm going to get

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this. I'm going to conquer this. I'm going to

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beat this. I'm getting over this. It's done.

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I'm done. There's a lot of people that have lots

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of different things and they don't. Yeah, but

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this one is something that she's like, I'm going

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to have this for the rest of my life. I was like,

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no, you don't have to. You don't have to. It's

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a choice to fight it. It's being scared. I'll

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make a little analogy. When I lived in El Paso,

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El Taco. They had the three -lane highway, and

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the concrete walls were really close because

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they were adding onto the highway. So they had

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the lanes really crunched. It's like driving

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Dallas, South Dallas. They got those lanes really

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tight, and you're weaving your way through. It's

00:19:01.130 --> 00:19:05.230
scary as a driver. And it's just like, fuck.

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And I was having super high anxiety driving it.

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And, you know, after a while, you just get used

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to it. And that's what she needs to do. I think

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that all of them, they need just to exercise

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it. You know, you're scared of something, do

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it again. If you're scared of flying, get on

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a plane and fly. And fly and fly until you're

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not fucking afraid anymore. What's your worst

00:19:24.130 --> 00:19:25.910
fear? That I'm going to die. Well, you didn't.

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Yeah. Do it again. You didn't again. There you

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go. You didn't die. What's your worst fear? Right?

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Yeah. So. Conquer it. I agree. Mine is my feet

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dangling with eight miles of ocean beneath it.

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And a big shark coming up and eating me. Okay.

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Yes. I'm not a fan of sharks. So I swim the sharks

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over and over. Hold on. Is this on a cruise ship?

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You won't put your feet over the edge? No, I'm

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not a fan of the ocean, getting in the ocean.

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At all? No, I don't need to. I see. I see. I'll

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visit the ocean. You'll be on a boat. Yeah, I'll

00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:06.710
go on a cruise. Okay. I've never been on the

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ocean on anything before. Interesting. Interesting.

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Interesting. You know, I'd love to go on a cruise.

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And it's a shark fear. It's just a shark thing.

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Well, it's the feet dangling. Chuck, are we going

00:20:16.650 --> 00:20:19.910
on a cruise? No. Unless you want to go on a dolphin

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cruise or something like that. I'd go on an Alaskan

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cruise. Why would you want to go on a dolphin

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cruise? That was amazing. Alaskan cruise was

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amazing. Yeah, I'd do an Alaskan cruise. Would

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you go on an Alaskan cruise? I got to go by myself.

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My wife won't go, so I got to go by myself. I'm

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trying to find out. And you're asking Chuck to

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go with you. I mean, are you going to go? I wasn't

00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:44.539
asked. Were you guys going? Hold on. Were you

00:20:44.539 --> 00:20:47.980
asked, Chuck? We just got bypassed. Yeah. Well,

00:20:48.140 --> 00:20:49.900
maybe you and I should go on Alaska cruise and

00:20:49.900 --> 00:20:52.619
Sean and Chuck can go somewhere else. Fuck them.

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We'll do a European river cruise. Exactly. And

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you know what? You and I will have a ball. Chuck

00:20:57.099 --> 00:20:58.779
and I will share a room. We'll have the blue

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Danube. We're going to go to the blue Danube.

00:21:05.289 --> 00:21:07.430
We'll have bunk beds and you guys have your own

00:21:07.430 --> 00:21:09.670
bunk beds. And we'll go see the Mona Lisa. The

00:21:09.670 --> 00:21:13.029
Mona Lisa? Whatever. We'll look at what a Moni

00:21:13.029 --> 00:21:16.049
Moni or Mono. What are you? You and I will have

00:21:16.049 --> 00:21:26.630
a Billy Idol. Billy Idol. Moni Moni. Okay, so

00:21:26.630 --> 00:21:28.589
while you and Chuck are planning your vacation,

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Jeff and I are going to do something even better.

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All I'm saying is that, well, first of all, it's

00:21:32.849 --> 00:21:35.339
very. And you guys know this. Yeah, it's frustrating.

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It's frustrating because, I mean, I'm happy you

00:21:37.740 --> 00:21:39.240
guys get to do this. At the same time, I'm like,

00:21:39.259 --> 00:21:43.819
man, it sucks. Yeah, you can't do a lot. Yeah,

00:21:43.819 --> 00:21:45.920
so, I mean, I want to do it. And doing a cruise

00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:48.059
is something easy. I mean, it's a guaranteed

00:21:48.059 --> 00:21:51.380
six, seven days. You know, you get there. So

00:21:51.380 --> 00:21:53.539
many options. It's hard not to find something

00:21:53.539 --> 00:21:55.710
that makes you happy. Then you get norovirus

00:21:55.710 --> 00:21:58.150
and puke and shit the rest of the time. Well,

00:21:58.309 --> 00:21:59.869
some people are into that, Jeff. Well, it's kind

00:21:59.869 --> 00:22:01.490
of like dangling your feet in the ocean. You

00:22:01.490 --> 00:22:03.490
know, sometimes you just got to do it. I mean,

00:22:03.549 --> 00:22:07.269
and look, I have been in the ocean a lot. I've

00:22:07.269 --> 00:22:10.269
spent my time in the Mediterranean Sea. You know,

00:22:10.309 --> 00:22:13.569
I've been in tons of different oceans. I've never.

00:22:14.829 --> 00:22:18.029
Mediterranean Sea is a sea. It's still saltwater.

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You know, it's saltwater. And they have animals

00:22:21.849 --> 00:22:24.910
in there. But, you know. They do have animals.

00:22:24.990 --> 00:22:26.970
They have animals in there. So is the Salt Lake.

00:22:27.789 --> 00:22:31.809
So, you know, it's crazy because my nephew, Devin,

00:22:31.930 --> 00:22:34.789
you know, they had been to an ocean before and

00:22:34.789 --> 00:22:38.829
they showed up to Galveston and they had rented,

00:22:38.930 --> 00:22:42.430
they graduated high school and they had rented

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a house and there were like eight kids and they

00:22:45.609 --> 00:22:51.039
were being chaperoned. And they were out minding

00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:53.240
their own business. They weren't being bad. No.

00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:55.599
They were in the water. Knee -deep water. Yeah,

00:22:55.640 --> 00:22:57.319
just out in the ocean, knee -deep water. And

00:22:57.319 --> 00:23:00.720
they stepped on a horseshoe or shoe. A stingray.

00:23:01.099 --> 00:23:04.359
Was it a stingray? Yeah. This fucking thing latched

00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:06.279
onto his leg and poked him in the front of the

00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:09.619
shin. And they had to go to the emergency room.

00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:12.640
Yeah, the barb on the end of the stingray, like,

00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:16.650
zipped him. It was like. In and out. He was convulsing

00:23:16.650 --> 00:23:18.970
almost. Isn't that what got the crocodile hunter?

00:23:19.210 --> 00:23:21.029
Yeah. Stabbed him in the heart, though. Through

00:23:21.029 --> 00:23:24.529
the heart. Right. One of the big stingrays got

00:23:24.529 --> 00:23:26.910
him right in the heart. All those crocodiles

00:23:26.910 --> 00:23:29.509
are like, damn it, we missed our shot. Oh, no

00:23:29.509 --> 00:23:32.009
shit. So, I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a stingray.

00:23:32.400 --> 00:23:34.559
That you guys are talking about. I think it was.

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I just don't remember. And it doesn't have like

00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:39.160
a poison on the end of it? It had some sort of

00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:43.579
toxin on there and they were able to let it relax.

00:23:43.619 --> 00:23:46.200
I think it had to do with heat or salt water

00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:47.980
or something like that. Did they urinate on it?

00:23:48.140 --> 00:23:50.839
I don't know exactly what they did. Did all the

00:23:50.839 --> 00:23:55.180
guys hop around and pee on his leg? Is it urinate

00:23:55.180 --> 00:23:58.539
or defecate? Well, the defecation spread it.

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It's like a salve. Like a salve. Instead of a

00:24:02.299 --> 00:24:05.220
tincture. Jesus Christ. Like Schwarzenegger and

00:24:05.220 --> 00:24:13.279
Predator. Run! Go! Get to the chopper! It happens

00:24:13.279 --> 00:24:15.259
out there. God help us if the four of us are

00:24:15.259 --> 00:24:17.940
somewhere and we're coming up with ideas. I would

00:24:17.940 --> 00:24:19.339
have peed on it. I would have gulped the shit

00:24:19.339 --> 00:24:22.200
on it. I just got stung by a... I got bitten

00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:25.380
by a snake. Oh, I'm going to shit on you. No,

00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.240
we don't shit on you. I spit on it. No, no, no,

00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:30.619
no. I think I cum on it. Oh. Oh. I'm almost ready.

00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:34.480
Yeah, I'm prepared. He's in the back. I'm getting

00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:36.940
ready. Oh, you're going to die. That's nuts.

00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:39.660
I shouldn't have said that word. But, you know,

00:24:39.700 --> 00:24:40.539
it's like... We're going to have to edit that

00:24:40.539 --> 00:24:45.099
out. But it happens. That's the next T -shirt.

00:24:45.140 --> 00:24:49.799
I like going into the ocean. But you see these

00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:52.200
stories out there that some of the recent ones

00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:55.380
where these people are getting attacked in knee

00:24:55.380 --> 00:24:58.859
-deep water by some of these sharks. So it's

00:24:58.859 --> 00:25:00.619
not that it doesn't. It does happen. It does

00:25:00.619 --> 00:25:03.599
happen. It's just extremely rare. It's becoming

00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:06.460
less rare. Well, what it is is all the people

00:25:06.460 --> 00:25:08.309
going to where the sharks are. The sharks are

00:25:08.309 --> 00:25:10.309
where they're supposed to be. Well, actually,

00:25:10.349 --> 00:25:13.230
I think they're extending past where their feeding

00:25:13.230 --> 00:25:15.730
grounds are because something's changing and

00:25:15.730 --> 00:25:18.589
they're looking for food. We're going to call

00:25:18.589 --> 00:25:22.869
it Al Gore. It's Al Gore. Or Greta. How dare

00:25:22.869 --> 00:25:26.630
you? Al Gore forced the sharks to go closer to

00:25:26.630 --> 00:25:29.829
shore. No, seriously, something's happening.

00:25:30.029 --> 00:25:32.470
I think there are more, and maybe you could...

00:25:32.619 --> 00:25:34.599
confirmed this, Chuck, but I think there are

00:25:34.599 --> 00:25:36.779
more attacks than in the past. It could be the

00:25:36.779 --> 00:25:39.940
people. Maybe they're attracting. Maybe. Maybe

00:25:39.940 --> 00:25:42.339
it's the musk. It could be the musk. It's the

00:25:42.339 --> 00:25:45.720
axe. What is the axe spray? It could be the taint

00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:49.039
dust that's being washed. Unprovoked shark bites

00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:52.599
worldwide. Are they on the uptick or no? The

00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:54.240
United States has experienced the most incidences

00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:57.099
accounting for 36 cases while shark attacks are.

00:25:58.309 --> 00:26:00.670
Rare fatalities are even rare with only 10 deaths

00:26:00.670 --> 00:26:04.369
reported globally in 2023. 36 unprovoked attacks.

00:26:04.650 --> 00:26:06.789
I think Paul has more than those a year, don't

00:26:06.789 --> 00:26:10.470
you? An unprovoked attack. Oh, I get one daily

00:26:10.470 --> 00:26:14.769
from Sean. Oh, me? Come on. A daily unprovoked

00:26:14.769 --> 00:26:16.990
attack. A safety dome. Yeah, I'll wake up in

00:26:16.990 --> 00:26:19.049
the morning and the first text I get is, you're

00:26:19.049 --> 00:26:22.289
so ugly, dude. I'm like, wow, that was an unprovoked

00:26:22.289 --> 00:26:25.940
attack. Yeah, that's like a preemptive fact.

00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:28.799
Yeah, right. All right, so it says the risk of

00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:30.900
being attacked by a shark is extremely low, with

00:26:30.900 --> 00:26:33.279
experts calculating one in 3 .7 million chances

00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:36.039
of dying in a shark attack. But what if you got

00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:40.839
like a big just chunk of calf ripped out? What's

00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:44.500
that chance gone down to? And what are the trends?

00:26:44.619 --> 00:26:46.819
What are the shark attack trends? Maybe that's

00:26:46.819 --> 00:26:49.680
the word you should look for. It says it went

00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:54.720
from 36 to 47. Well, it went from 69 in 2023

00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:57.319
to 47 last year. It's gone down. Oh, it's gone

00:26:57.319 --> 00:26:59.799
down. So you're wrong, Paul. Damn it. So it's

00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:05.859
not Elon Musk's fault. Now, I would subscribe

00:27:05.859 --> 00:27:08.660
to that. There's always something going on. There's

00:27:08.660 --> 00:27:11.910
different feeding grounds. There's migration

00:27:11.910 --> 00:27:14.289
of different types of animals. Hell, there's

00:27:14.289 --> 00:27:16.750
migration of climate. It's not climate change

00:27:16.750 --> 00:27:18.990
from the perspective of what these freaking idiots

00:27:18.990 --> 00:27:21.609
are thinking, but there is climate migration.

00:27:22.450 --> 00:27:25.650
Some places are getting colder. Some places are

00:27:25.650 --> 00:27:27.690
getting hotter. Some places are more susceptible

00:27:27.690 --> 00:27:31.190
to tornadoes. As I've said all along, there is

00:27:31.190 --> 00:27:34.470
no way that Texas used to be an ocean unless

00:27:34.470 --> 00:27:38.690
climate changed somehow. Yeah, 100%. Over time.

00:27:39.430 --> 00:27:42.269
It's changing naturally, though. Naturally. It'll

00:27:42.269 --> 00:27:47.049
take billions and billions of years. So the entire

00:27:47.049 --> 00:27:49.450
center of the country used to be ocean. Exactly.

00:27:49.450 --> 00:27:51.369
Yeah. I mean, they're finding seashells. Yeah,

00:27:51.369 --> 00:27:54.049
yeah. Like, you know, in Kansas. Right. You can

00:27:54.049 --> 00:27:57.750
find seashells here. Exactly. So, in other words,

00:27:57.769 --> 00:28:00.890
massive climate change happened over a long period

00:28:00.890 --> 00:28:04.170
of time, gradually, and, you know, that happened.

00:28:04.170 --> 00:28:06.140
It'll happen again. It will happen again. Just

00:28:06.140 --> 00:28:07.660
like there's going to be another extinction event.

00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.359
There's already been, what, five? Yes. There's

00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:12.539
going to be another one. What do you mean, five?

00:28:12.819 --> 00:28:15.579
There's been five extinction events throughout

00:28:15.579 --> 00:28:19.339
the history of Earth. Yes. Some were flora. Some

00:28:19.339 --> 00:28:23.440
were fauna. Some were animals and plants. And

00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:25.900
for different reasons. And we have no idea because,

00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:31.640
look, they've unveiled different types of coal.

00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:36.059
They found some sort of... wheel that had to

00:28:36.059 --> 00:28:39.440
have been millions of years old in a coal shaft.

00:28:39.740 --> 00:28:41.440
They took a picture of it and all of a sudden

00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.160
fucking men in black came in and it disappeared.

00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:49.140
Went away. They've got the there's the something

00:28:49.140 --> 00:28:52.079
hammer, the Berlin hammer. Thor's hammer? No,

00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.680
it's there's a hammer that they found in Iraq

00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:59.400
and they're saying it's made out of pure iron

00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:04.160
and You said it was Iraq? Like Iraq or in a rock?

00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:07.160
In a rock. So this guy was on a rock and a ground.

00:29:07.220 --> 00:29:09.880
It was in Texas. The London Hammer, I think is

00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:11.759
what it's called. The London Hammer. Then why

00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:14.440
would it be the Texas Hammer? Well, it's been

00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:18.220
London, Texas, I think. I think they found that.

00:29:18.339 --> 00:29:21.579
Get rid of Iraq. It's the Frisco Hammer. Whatever.

00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:23.710
Click on that. The London Hammer. All right,

00:29:23.710 --> 00:29:25.549
the London Hammer, also known as the London Artifact,

00:29:25.549 --> 00:29:27.589
hammer made of iron wood that was found in London,

00:29:27.730 --> 00:29:30.089
Texas, 1936. A part of the hammer is embedded

00:29:30.089 --> 00:29:33.269
in a limey rock, concretion leading to being

00:29:33.269 --> 00:29:35.730
regarded as some of the anomalous artifacts.

00:29:36.250 --> 00:29:38.509
So concrete. So someone made concrete and put

00:29:38.509 --> 00:29:40.349
a hammer in it. Well, I mean, it's possible,

00:29:40.529 --> 00:29:42.549
you know. They said, well, they're going to find

00:29:42.549 --> 00:29:44.970
this in 100 years. No, but the thing about the

00:29:44.970 --> 00:29:50.099
iron that is in that hammer. They did a test

00:29:50.099 --> 00:29:54.180
on that iron, and it is more pure than any iron

00:29:54.180 --> 00:29:57.480
that we've ever been able to produce ever. Where

00:29:57.480 --> 00:30:00.500
do you get this stuff? You get it from TikTok,

00:30:00.740 --> 00:30:04.259
right? Or Instagram. I don't have TikTok. No,

00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:08.279
no, I'm being dead serious because I am so unplugged

00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:10.380
from any of this type of stuff. I watch a lot

00:30:10.380 --> 00:30:14.170
of YouTube videos. YouTube. So I watch a lot

00:30:14.170 --> 00:30:16.529
of this. And I'm not suggesting that it's all

00:30:16.529 --> 00:30:18.710
garbage, what you're watching. I don't think

00:30:18.710 --> 00:30:21.029
it is. I mean, this stuff is super interesting

00:30:21.029 --> 00:30:24.029
to me because it's Earth history. And I think

00:30:24.029 --> 00:30:25.910
the more we know about where we live, I think

00:30:25.910 --> 00:30:28.450
it's awesome. I think it is. And just the fact

00:30:28.450 --> 00:30:30.009
that the, you know, because the people are kind

00:30:30.009 --> 00:30:32.250
of like, well, that could have been, it could

00:30:32.250 --> 00:30:34.609
have been not necessarily a recreation, but it

00:30:34.609 --> 00:30:37.069
could have been something more contemporary that

00:30:37.069 --> 00:30:39.730
just looks old. And because they have found that

00:30:39.730 --> 00:30:42.140
too. They're like, we have no idea. how this

00:30:42.140 --> 00:30:45.640
rock accumulated around this so fast. That has

00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.799
happened. But the difference between that and

00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:52.319
this is the level of the iron they found in there.

00:30:52.380 --> 00:30:53.559
In fact, it says right there, the middle of the

00:30:53.559 --> 00:30:57.819
hammerhead consists of 96 .6 iron, which is unheard

00:30:57.819 --> 00:31:01.019
of to have that much iron within that hammer.

00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:05.420
Interesting. And that's also found... What's

00:31:05.420 --> 00:31:08.680
a normal iron hammer? I don't know. I don't think

00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:10.039
they make iron hammers. I think they're steel.

00:31:11.019 --> 00:31:12.619
Then what would they compare that to? Why would

00:31:12.619 --> 00:31:16.480
it be abnormal? No, they're talking about how

00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:19.140
they can come up with iron. They do have iron

00:31:19.140 --> 00:31:22.279
products out there. So it's like they have that

00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:27.329
in that. In India, they have that iron pole I

00:31:27.329 --> 00:31:29.089
was telling you about. You guys made fun of forever.

00:31:29.269 --> 00:31:33.130
We still do. And that's okay. But it's like four

00:31:33.130 --> 00:31:37.150
to six inches in diameter. And it stands about

00:31:37.150 --> 00:31:40.549
20 foot tall. And the iron doesn't rust. And

00:31:40.549 --> 00:31:44.029
the iron is similar to that one. And I'm trying

00:31:44.029 --> 00:31:46.630
to remember what city it was. What are you guys

00:31:46.630 --> 00:31:51.019
talking about? Iron pole? Do I know about this?

00:31:51.339 --> 00:31:55.700
What is 96 .6 % iron? Well, that's still a London

00:31:55.700 --> 00:31:58.859
hammer. I don't know where we're going with this.

00:31:58.920 --> 00:32:01.019
We were talking about cruises and shit. Yeah,

00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:05.200
so I would love to go on a cruise. I think it's

00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:07.420
fun. I mean, I'd get the drink package. You'd

00:32:07.420 --> 00:32:08.619
have to get the drink package, right? Yeah, and

00:32:08.619 --> 00:32:10.059
then they cut you off. Yeah, there's been all

00:32:10.059 --> 00:32:12.640
kinds of studies. That cuts you off. The drink

00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:14.559
package is extremely expensive now, so there's

00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:16.759
lots of studies going, is it worth it or just

00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:19.190
buy them individually? Well, it all depends on

00:32:19.190 --> 00:32:20.650
how ship -faced you're going to get every day.

00:32:20.970 --> 00:32:23.490
Correct. Oh, but I understood you could also

00:32:23.490 --> 00:32:29.549
buy bottles. Well, I don't know. On one cruise,

00:32:29.710 --> 00:32:31.170
I don't know if they allow it anymore, but on

00:32:31.170 --> 00:32:33.710
one cruise, once you're in international waters,

00:32:33.789 --> 00:32:38.450
you can go buy bottles, like in a custom duty

00:32:38.450 --> 00:32:41.970
-free. You can't drink it there. Well, normally

00:32:41.970 --> 00:32:44.690
what they do is they hold it until you get off,

00:32:44.829 --> 00:32:50.009
right? I bought like rum and shit and I made

00:32:50.009 --> 00:32:53.049
drinks in my room and I would go out to wherever

00:32:53.049 --> 00:32:55.250
we were and I came back and made more drinks

00:32:55.250 --> 00:32:57.250
and went back out. They don't do that anymore.

00:32:57.690 --> 00:33:01.730
Right. But, yeah. So I would have an interesting

00:33:01.730 --> 00:33:04.609
way to do it is that I would have one of my friends

00:33:04.609 --> 00:33:08.990
and we'd have a plastic bag. A plastic bag. And

00:33:08.990 --> 00:33:12.429
we'll have, no, we'll put it in the ocean. and

00:33:12.429 --> 00:33:15.630
we'll have a tether, and we'll have someone on

00:33:15.630 --> 00:33:17.329
the dock, and we'll have a fishing pole, and

00:33:17.329 --> 00:33:21.150
we're like, and we attach it to a part of the

00:33:21.150 --> 00:33:23.890
boat. So it's getting drug in the water? Yeah.

00:33:24.170 --> 00:33:28.230
It's like 30 bottles of Henry McKenna. Whatever.

00:33:28.410 --> 00:33:29.950
Whatever it is. It doesn't matter. You're like

00:33:29.950 --> 00:33:33.130
pulling it up. Oh, yeah. It's banging against

00:33:33.130 --> 00:33:35.069
the side of the bricks. Yeah, like three in the

00:33:35.069 --> 00:33:41.539
morning. Yeah. Perfect. And it's swinging out

00:33:41.539 --> 00:33:44.140
because you're swaying. And somebody's got like

00:33:44.140 --> 00:33:46.319
a pole arm or like one of those things that they

00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:48.599
stab a whale with and they're trying to hook

00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:51.640
the chain. Yeah, a harpoon. It's like the hook

00:33:51.640 --> 00:33:55.960
to get someone off the stage. I don't know. That's

00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:57.940
a good idea. That is a great plan. So walk me

00:33:57.940 --> 00:34:00.359
through them cutting you off because I haven't

00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:02.339
been on a cruise. So they can cut you off? I

00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:04.079
mean, obviously if you're fucked up, they'll

00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:05.819
cut you off. But I mean, how many trips did they

00:34:05.819 --> 00:34:08.590
give you a day? I want to say it was like 15

00:34:08.590 --> 00:34:12.590
or 18. It was 15 in an hour. Well, okay. But

00:34:12.590 --> 00:34:14.929
if you start... Oh, my God. Like you wake up

00:34:14.929 --> 00:34:16.570
and you just wander over to the bar because you're

00:34:16.570 --> 00:34:17.949
having a good time and you want to just chill

00:34:17.949 --> 00:34:21.610
out. And you have like one drink per hour. There's

00:34:21.610 --> 00:34:23.989
no maximum. Oh, yeah. Oh, they'll cut you off.

00:34:24.050 --> 00:34:26.550
I'll Google it. But yeah. Oh, that's never happened

00:34:26.550 --> 00:34:27.570
to me. At the end of the night, they go, okay,

00:34:27.590 --> 00:34:31.110
you got to wait until midnight or the next morning

00:34:31.110 --> 00:34:33.750
to get any more on your unlimited drink package.

00:34:34.110 --> 00:34:37.409
Oh, shit. That would not make me happy. No. Now,

00:34:37.469 --> 00:34:38.949
I did do the deal where I bought the drink package.

00:34:38.949 --> 00:34:40.510
That doesn't make sense at all. No, it doesn't.

00:34:40.510 --> 00:34:42.949
You can buy more, but they're going to cut you

00:34:42.949 --> 00:34:45.090
off of the drink package. So I got the drink.

00:34:45.170 --> 00:34:48.070
Okay. I got the drink package, and then Shelly

00:34:48.070 --> 00:34:50.429
and I both used it. And then they knew what I

00:34:50.429 --> 00:34:52.809
was doing, and the bartender was like, can you

00:34:52.809 --> 00:34:55.489
at least wait like 10 minutes before you get

00:34:55.489 --> 00:34:58.969
the second drink? You know what I mean? Because

00:34:58.969 --> 00:35:01.050
I would get mine and come back and immediately

00:35:01.050 --> 00:35:03.710
get the second drink, right? Right. And I was

00:35:03.710 --> 00:35:05.929
like, yeah, I can do that. They knew what I was

00:35:05.929 --> 00:35:08.170
doing, but now they monitor that very carefully.

00:35:08.409 --> 00:35:10.269
On Carnival Cruises, the Cheers drink package

00:35:10.269 --> 00:35:12.570
limits alcoholic beverages to a maximum of 15

00:35:12.570 --> 00:35:15.010
drinks per person per 24 -hour period, 9 a .m.

00:35:15.010 --> 00:35:17.250
to 3 a .m. That's not very many, I'll be honest

00:35:17.250 --> 00:35:20.570
with you, because they're not strong. Right,

00:35:20.710 --> 00:35:23.809
yeah, it's a shot. It's a shot. In whatever you're

00:35:23.809 --> 00:35:25.730
going to drink it with. You can easily do that

00:35:25.730 --> 00:35:27.469
in four hours. Then you want to drink a little

00:35:27.469 --> 00:35:29.210
vodka tonic. Then you want to drink wine all

00:35:29.210 --> 00:35:31.070
day or beer because you know what you're getting.

00:35:32.610 --> 00:35:34.610
You're not getting some weak water down. That

00:35:34.610 --> 00:35:37.070
is horseshit. Well, hold on. Do you get a limit

00:35:37.070 --> 00:35:40.250
on beer? What's it say? Alcoholic beverages.

00:35:40.289 --> 00:35:41.909
Doesn't matter. Cocktail, beer, wine, champagne.

00:35:42.550 --> 00:35:44.929
So you're saying 15 beers? That's pretty good.

00:35:45.070 --> 00:35:47.949
That'd be pretty fucked up on 15 beers. All day

00:35:47.949 --> 00:35:51.670
though? Yeah. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I don't

00:35:51.670 --> 00:35:53.309
know about all day. That's like a beer an hour.

00:35:53.349 --> 00:35:56.250
Yeah, that's pretty bad. One an hour. For experienced,

00:35:56.389 --> 00:35:59.329
professional drinkers like us? Exactly. Dude,

00:35:59.449 --> 00:36:02.050
we had 15 drinks in an hour at the Whiskey Festival.

00:36:02.050 --> 00:36:04.630
How many days in a row can you do that, though?

00:36:05.210 --> 00:36:07.409
Seven all day. Well, how long is the cruise?

00:36:07.570 --> 00:36:09.750
I couldn't do that seven days in a row. What,

00:36:09.789 --> 00:36:12.550
drink 15 beers? Yes. What you do is you scale

00:36:12.550 --> 00:36:16.170
back to 14 by the fourth day and 13 by the seventh

00:36:16.170 --> 00:36:19.280
day. Yeah, you trim off a couple drinks. When

00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:20.940
you're that super hungover, Sean, you're like,

00:36:21.019 --> 00:36:23.300
I'm hungover. But you know what? That's what's

00:36:23.300 --> 00:36:24.860
crazy about these vacations. You just stay drunk.

00:36:25.260 --> 00:36:29.360
I have never been hungover. I pop awake the next

00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:32.079
morning ready to just hammer it, like get after

00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:36.519
it, have fun. Wake up with some mimosas. It is

00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:39.960
somehow a hangover -free week, and I have never

00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:41.539
understood that. Did you get back to all hits?

00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:45.409
Maybe. Yeah, I go straight to Icy Ice. A little

00:36:45.409 --> 00:36:47.389
hair of the dog. You get a little Red Bull vodka.

00:36:47.610 --> 00:36:49.989
You get a little Bloody Mary. You're all right.

00:36:50.050 --> 00:36:52.230
I've never been on one, so I don't know. You

00:36:52.230 --> 00:36:54.610
get 15 drinks. They don't call it unlimited anymore.

00:36:54.670 --> 00:36:56.550
They call it, well, at least on this, Cheers.

00:36:57.110 --> 00:37:00.929
You get 15 a day. Yeah, for how much, though?

00:37:01.170 --> 00:37:03.730
It's expensive. I mean, is it like 100 bucks?

00:37:03.949 --> 00:37:06.250
No, it's more than that. So, I mean, you might

00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:09.230
as well just pay for it. Oh, dude, it's $500.

00:37:09.789 --> 00:37:12.349
Oh, yeah. A day? No, no, no, for the whole cruise.

00:37:13.609 --> 00:37:17.269
$500 for a solo, that's like $80. Yeah, I did

00:37:17.269 --> 00:37:19.769
the math. Hold on. Cruise vineyard package starting

00:37:19.769 --> 00:37:26.590
at $95. Here's the cheers. It's $82 a day. So

00:37:26.590 --> 00:37:28.409
if you're going on a five -day cruise, that's

00:37:28.409 --> 00:37:31.869
$400. $500. Yeah, that's what I said. So here's

00:37:31.869 --> 00:37:33.349
what's crazy. You're going to drink that much

00:37:33.349 --> 00:37:35.349
a day? I did the math. Maybe, I don't know. I

00:37:35.349 --> 00:37:37.610
will. Here's the problem. It's like challenge

00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:40.150
accepted, right? As soon as you get the unlimited,

00:37:40.250 --> 00:37:41.550
you're like, I'm going to get my money's worth,

00:37:41.670 --> 00:37:44.179
right? And then I did the math, and it was like

00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:47.039
15 a day. And sure enough, they're going to lose

00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:50.280
money if you go over 15 a day, which means you

00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:51.780
might as well, if they're going to do that bullshit,

00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.539
you might as well just go a la carte. Yeah. The

00:37:54.539 --> 00:37:56.940
other thing they do is if you have two drinkers

00:37:56.940 --> 00:37:59.920
of age in the room together, you both have to

00:37:59.920 --> 00:38:02.019
buy the package. That's correct. Yeah. That's

00:38:02.019 --> 00:38:05.400
bullshit. Yeah. Oh, so one person can't get it

00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:07.440
anymore. Like if I went, I was like, yeah, I'm

00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:09.460
not drinking this round. Yeah, even if your wife's

00:38:09.460 --> 00:38:11.659
a teetotaler or whatever, you know. That's bullshit.

00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:14.719
Yeah, it is. But they're squeezing every penny

00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:16.559
they can get out of people, man. Yeah, it's nickel

00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:18.820
and diamond, just like the airlines. And there's

00:38:18.820 --> 00:38:21.019
no way to sneak them on board. Oh, did you hear

00:38:21.019 --> 00:38:24.699
about Southwest? I did in Alaska. Southwest is

00:38:24.699 --> 00:38:26.840
not going to do the bags fly free anymore? Yes.

00:38:26.960 --> 00:38:29.639
Why would they do that? Are they losing money?

00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:32.260
I don't know. Are they struggling? Are there

00:38:32.260 --> 00:38:34.820
other airlines out there that aren't charging?

00:38:35.380 --> 00:38:37.960
No. That was the thing about putting up with

00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:40.789
the, you know. That was the draw. putting up

00:38:40.789 --> 00:38:42.389
with Southwest and the open seating and all that

00:38:42.389 --> 00:38:44.710
kind of crap. They're also going to let you buy

00:38:44.710 --> 00:38:46.949
your seat, too. I love the open seating. They're

00:38:46.949 --> 00:38:48.809
going to make you sign a seat now, too. I know.

00:38:48.849 --> 00:38:52.230
I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't care.

00:38:52.269 --> 00:38:54.489
I think you should sign seats. I think so, too.

00:38:54.590 --> 00:38:57.610
I don't know. Just don't charge me to pick a

00:38:57.610 --> 00:39:00.250
seat. It causes problems because you have people

00:39:00.250 --> 00:39:02.110
who want to hold seats for their kids or their

00:39:02.110 --> 00:39:04.550
wife who's not in their group or something like

00:39:04.550 --> 00:39:05.590
that. And then you have these people that want

00:39:05.590 --> 00:39:09.130
to spend an extra $20 and they get the preferred

00:39:09.130 --> 00:39:11.940
boarding. where they get ahead of everybody.

00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:16.920
Oh, the A -lister. Yeah. Or I forgot what they

00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:19.800
call that. Early bird? Early bird. Thank you.

00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.079
I mean, hell, I'd show up there in a fucking

00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:25.260
wheelchair. Oh. I mean, imagine that because

00:39:25.260 --> 00:39:27.280
there's a wheelchair. You can show up in a wheelchair.

00:39:27.340 --> 00:39:29.260
They will you on first. Yeah. No, they don't.

00:39:29.460 --> 00:39:34.190
They will you on in between A and B. Southwest,

00:39:34.429 --> 00:39:37.710
the American does first. Yeah, I was like in

00:39:37.710 --> 00:39:39.889
the United, they went first. I might be wrong

00:39:39.889 --> 00:39:42.670
on that. Southwest goes first, yeah. It's families

00:39:42.670 --> 00:39:45.630
that go in between A and B. Yeah, something like

00:39:45.630 --> 00:39:48.250
that, yeah. It doesn't matter. I don't care where

00:39:48.250 --> 00:39:50.369
I sit in one place. And I don't even care about

00:39:50.369 --> 00:39:52.389
them charging bags. I mean, it's a nice feature,

00:39:52.530 --> 00:39:54.400
but, you know, it's give and take. You know,

00:39:54.420 --> 00:39:56.780
everything costs money, and they added all their

00:39:56.780 --> 00:39:58.179
shit up, and they're just like, you know what?

00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.579
It was an executive decision. That's what they

00:40:00.579 --> 00:40:02.280
made, and I think just fucking people get over

00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:04.980
it. Well, and they're paying out the ass for

00:40:04.980 --> 00:40:07.460
jet fuel. You know what I mean? Yeah, they buy

00:40:07.460 --> 00:40:09.840
years in advance. I was listening to the radio

00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:11.960
and a guy was telling a story because they were

00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:14.579
talking about this, the free baggage and how

00:40:14.579 --> 00:40:16.659
it's going away and how people are all so upset.

00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:19.119
Right. And Amtrak came out with an ad and says,

00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:21.619
well, our baggage is still free. So he's like,

00:40:21.719 --> 00:40:24.440
okay. So is Greyhound. Yeah. Not doing that.

00:40:24.539 --> 00:40:28.340
So he goes, okay. So every weekend he flies eight

00:40:28.340 --> 00:40:33.559
hours or he drives eight hours to a city, his

00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:37.010
family or something like that. Yeah. and he could

00:40:37.010 --> 00:40:39.030
fly it in an hour or something like that, or

00:40:39.030 --> 00:40:41.510
he could drive it in eight, or he could take

00:40:41.510 --> 00:40:45.510
Amtrak. He goes, it would take 25 hours. Yeah,

00:40:45.610 --> 00:40:47.750
exactly. How was that? But your bag's there.

00:40:47.929 --> 00:40:50.769
But your bags are free. Right. And it's no cheaper

00:40:50.769 --> 00:40:54.530
because, you know, trains are not cheap. So let

00:40:54.530 --> 00:40:57.769
me just, I have a personal experience that is

00:40:57.769 --> 00:41:01.130
very similar to that. So Shelly had a really,

00:41:01.170 --> 00:41:03.070
really good friend. We were going to Florida

00:41:03.070 --> 00:41:05.110
to visit my parents. They live in Punta Gorda.

00:41:05.389 --> 00:41:08.730
in a retirement type of community. Sandpiper?

00:41:09.030 --> 00:41:12.650
No, Fort Myers. Oh, Punta Gorda. No, it wasn't

00:41:12.650 --> 00:41:16.289
Sandpiper. They were fully clothed. Anyway, so

00:41:16.289 --> 00:41:19.769
she meets her friend, right? They're really good

00:41:19.769 --> 00:41:21.829
friends. And she goes, yeah, we're going to visit

00:41:21.829 --> 00:41:23.309
our parents. Oh, where are you going? We're going

00:41:23.309 --> 00:41:25.010
to Florida. Oh, we're in Florida. Punta Gorda.

00:41:25.250 --> 00:41:29.989
Really? We're in Punta Gorda. Her parents and

00:41:29.989 --> 00:41:32.730
my parents lived literally in the same subdivision.

00:41:33.090 --> 00:41:36.409
And we were going. there at the same time. Were

00:41:36.409 --> 00:41:41.289
they swingers? No. So they flew? Get this. This

00:41:41.289 --> 00:41:44.769
is the struggle. They flew. We drove. And you

00:41:44.769 --> 00:41:47.010
got there at the same time? No. And we were going

00:41:47.010 --> 00:41:48.590
to literally the same place. And they're like,

00:41:48.670 --> 00:41:50.250
oh, when are you going to be there? Oh, we're

00:41:50.250 --> 00:41:52.070
driving. Oh, we're flying. So I'll tell you what.

00:41:52.210 --> 00:41:54.889
When you guys get here, let us know. Blah, blah,

00:41:54.889 --> 00:41:58.329
blah. Okay. Punta Gorda is like a 20 -something

00:41:58.329 --> 00:42:01.090
hour drive. And you think you're close when you

00:42:01.090 --> 00:42:03.289
hit Florida? No, you're like halfway there. You're

00:42:03.289 --> 00:42:05.519
not even. like and it was we had to spend the

00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:09.179
night in mobile alabama which was weird and anyway

00:42:09.179 --> 00:42:12.179
it went forever we drove forever i was exhausted

00:42:12.179 --> 00:42:14.260
i was pissed off the kids were pissed off everybody

00:42:14.260 --> 00:42:16.880
was just angry and frustrated and exhausted we

00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:19.019
get there and i'm like unloading the car and

00:42:19.019 --> 00:42:21.519
shit and they come through they've been there

00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:24.340
for three days or whatever and they stroll up

00:42:24.340 --> 00:42:26.480
in a golf cart and they're like all tanned because

00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:29.159
they've been laying out hey you guys are here

00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:35.380
great i'm like Never fucking again. It's 10 hours

00:42:35.380 --> 00:42:37.460
to the panhandle. You've got another eight hours

00:42:37.460 --> 00:42:40.139
to Punta Gorda. It was awful. Yeah. I drove straight

00:42:40.139 --> 00:42:42.880
through. I went all the way to Marco Island.

00:42:43.619 --> 00:42:47.960
Marco's Island. From there at the very eastern

00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:51.239
south tip, I drove there, got up at the crack

00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:54.760
of ass, and made it to Dallas in 22 hours. No.

00:42:54.760 --> 00:42:57.460
Yeah. That was not going to happen with kids.

00:42:59.019 --> 00:43:02.389
Anyway. It made it so much worse that they had

00:43:02.389 --> 00:43:04.449
driven up probably like they had flown first

00:43:04.449 --> 00:43:06.989
class, I'm sure. Right. Right. And I'm just like,

00:43:06.989 --> 00:43:09.610
uh -uh. So right there it said 18 hours. 18 hours.

00:43:09.690 --> 00:43:12.110
Yeah, it was awful. It was the longest 18 -hour

00:43:12.110 --> 00:43:14.369
drive I have ever taken. And I've done longer

00:43:14.369 --> 00:43:17.070
drives than that. I mean, not all at once. Did

00:43:17.070 --> 00:43:19.469
you go straight through? No, we stopped in Mobile.

00:43:19.690 --> 00:43:21.909
Oh, that's right. Alabama. It's Mobile. We call

00:43:21.909 --> 00:43:23.889
it Mobile. Mobile. Yeah, well, that's not accurate.

00:43:24.230 --> 00:43:30.110
Yeah, well, we like that. Anyway, so yeah. I'll

00:43:30.110 --> 00:43:33.070
tell you what. The Muslim -centric epic city

00:43:33.070 --> 00:43:37.449
draws Collin County meeting. Overflow. Yeah.

00:43:38.110 --> 00:43:41.190
All right. Where is this at? What is this? So

00:43:41.190 --> 00:43:44.110
this is. I don't know nothing about this. East

00:43:44.110 --> 00:43:47.329
Plano? Yeah. So this is a little bit of a left

00:43:47.329 --> 00:43:49.650
turn. But that's okay because this is fresh news.

00:43:49.650 --> 00:43:51.389
So Collin County officials on Monday held an

00:43:51.389 --> 00:43:54.110
hour -long public hearing on the Epic City development,

00:43:54.269 --> 00:43:56.130
which would be located outside of Josephine,

00:43:56.150 --> 00:43:58.530
about 40 minutes from downtown Dallas. The development

00:43:58.530 --> 00:44:01.949
has ties to the East Plano Islamic Center, one

00:44:01.949 --> 00:44:05.329
of the North Texas' largest mosques. Community

00:44:05.329 --> 00:44:08.369
Capital Partners. formed by some members of the

00:44:08.369 --> 00:44:10.929
East Plano Islamic, hopes to build more than

00:44:10.929 --> 00:44:14.929
1 ,000 homes, a K -12 faith -based school, a

00:44:14.929 --> 00:44:17.489
mosque, elderly and assisted living, apartments,

00:44:17.809 --> 00:44:21.449
clinics, retail shops, community colleges, 402

00:44:21.449 --> 00:44:25.329
acres of Sharia law. Well, hold on. All right,

00:44:25.349 --> 00:44:27.610
so a little background. This is a master -paying

00:44:27.610 --> 00:44:30.849
community, like he said. It's funded by, not

00:44:30.849 --> 00:44:33.929
funded by, but influenced by this, the Muslim

00:44:33.929 --> 00:44:37.449
culture. Okay. And they are saying that all faiths

00:44:37.449 --> 00:44:40.070
are welcome. You know, this is not going to be

00:44:40.070 --> 00:44:44.789
a Islamic compound, so to speak, but it is not

00:44:44.789 --> 00:44:48.010
being received well at all. Abbott's gotten involved.

00:44:48.150 --> 00:44:49.769
The governor has gotten involved. He's wanting

00:44:49.769 --> 00:44:53.969
to shut it down. There was, like he said, a city

00:44:53.969 --> 00:44:56.469
council meeting. It's in the design stages, the

00:44:56.469 --> 00:45:00.869
idea stage. So if they're saying Sharia law,

00:45:00.929 --> 00:45:03.369
are they saying we are exempt from federal and

00:45:03.369 --> 00:45:06.210
Texas law? So they are not saying Sharia law.

00:45:06.469 --> 00:45:09.329
Who is saying Sharia law? Abbott somehow latched

00:45:09.329 --> 00:45:12.030
on to Sharia law because people are saying as

00:45:12.030 --> 00:45:15.489
soon as they said it was a Muslim compound or

00:45:15.489 --> 00:45:17.909
a Muslim city, they said they're going to try

00:45:17.909 --> 00:45:21.110
to institute Sharia law. I don't think anyone

00:45:21.110 --> 00:45:23.150
has said anything about Sharia law. That's bullshit.

00:45:23.409 --> 00:45:26.940
That's 100 % going to do that. 100%. And you've

00:45:26.940 --> 00:45:29.260
got to be a fool not to think that. I kind of

00:45:29.260 --> 00:45:30.980
think that that would be their motivation. So

00:45:30.980 --> 00:45:33.480
the name is Epic City is what they've nicknamed

00:45:33.480 --> 00:45:35.360
this thing. And again, it's in the ideation phase.

00:45:35.579 --> 00:45:39.079
So it's just they're trying to, like, you know,

00:45:39.079 --> 00:45:42.380
get it planned and get it approved and already.

00:45:43.130 --> 00:45:45.690
There's been lots of pushback. So Monday's meeting

00:45:45.690 --> 00:45:47.909
comes from after Governor Greg Abbott directed

00:45:47.909 --> 00:45:50.610
a series of state agencies to investigate the

00:45:50.610 --> 00:45:53.250
EPIC and affiliated entities. Abbott announced

00:45:53.250 --> 00:45:55.849
Monday he has directed the Texas Rangers, not

00:45:55.849 --> 00:45:58.570
the baseball team, the Texas Rangers, to investigate

00:45:58.570 --> 00:46:01.070
the mosque and related businesses for potential

00:46:01.070 --> 00:46:04.809
criminal activities. At least four other investigations

00:46:04.809 --> 00:46:08.489
into the EPIC are being led by the Attorney General

00:46:08.489 --> 00:46:12.550
Ken Paxton, Texas Workforce Commission, Texas

00:46:12.550 --> 00:46:15.190
state board of securities and the Texas funeral

00:46:15.190 --> 00:46:17.909
services, et cetera, et cetera. So here's, here's

00:46:17.909 --> 00:46:20.409
what I'll say about it. I know that there is

00:46:20.409 --> 00:46:23.110
a phobia, right? There's absolutely a phobia,

00:46:23.110 --> 00:46:26.289
right? People don't respond well to, you know,

00:46:26.309 --> 00:46:30.269
Islamic influence, Islamic reputation. I get

00:46:30.269 --> 00:46:32.219
it. And there's a reason for it. It's because

00:46:32.219 --> 00:46:35.219
if you're not a Muslim, you're an infidel. Okay,

00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:38.780
I get it. Period. I get that. And there's different

00:46:38.780 --> 00:46:41.219
aspects of Islam, right? There's radicals, there's

00:46:41.219 --> 00:46:43.219
moderates, there's this, there's that. But it

00:46:43.219 --> 00:46:47.179
doesn't matter. That's not radical or other.

00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:49.019
No, it does matter. It does matter. Hold on.

00:46:49.019 --> 00:46:52.880
It does matter. Muslims... Do not all think the

00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:55.519
same. They do not. Yeah, but the Quran says...

00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:58.619
It does not. Yes, it does. It does not. 100%.

00:46:58.619 --> 00:47:00.039
No, I'm not going to show you because I don't

00:47:00.039 --> 00:47:01.760
know where to pick it up. Because I've researched

00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:03.659
that because you said it before and it does not

00:47:03.659 --> 00:47:06.639
say that. I will research it and I'll produce

00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:10.059
it next time. Because it is true. I definitely

00:47:10.059 --> 00:47:13.579
know that there's it's definitely a charged thing

00:47:13.579 --> 00:47:16.559
because it's based on assumptions. It's based

00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:22.219
on some ignorance of what they advocate. And

00:47:22.219 --> 00:47:25.619
there's massive degrees of difference within

00:47:25.619 --> 00:47:28.559
Islam. In terms of like what you hear on the

00:47:28.559 --> 00:47:31.880
news, right? The psychos, the radicals who are

00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:34.559
doing this and that. Anyway, so here's what I'm

00:47:34.559 --> 00:47:39.199
hoping, right? I'm hoping when Abbott is kind

00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:42.619
of going after them with Texas Rangers and stuff

00:47:42.619 --> 00:47:45.539
like that, I'm hoping it's based on something

00:47:45.539 --> 00:47:48.400
concrete in terms of investigating what they're

00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:50.800
saying, corruption, whatever else Sean said.

00:47:51.420 --> 00:47:53.639
I'm hoping it's really, really based on that

00:47:53.639 --> 00:47:58.099
and it's not based on fear. and assumptions and

00:47:58.099 --> 00:48:02.360
prejudice and discrimination. Well, there's large

00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.059
Muslim communities now in Texas and the Dallas

00:48:06.059 --> 00:48:07.380
-Fort Worth region. Yeah, absolutely. A lot.

00:48:07.619 --> 00:48:09.219
Now, I don't know what's different about this.

00:48:11.219 --> 00:48:13.539
It's hard to find a lot of information on this

00:48:13.539 --> 00:48:15.980
because it's so new. It is new. Yeah, like I

00:48:15.980 --> 00:48:18.059
said, they're just floating ideas and what they

00:48:18.059 --> 00:48:21.599
like to do. So it's a Muslim company who wants

00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:24.519
to get into real estate and neighborhood building.

00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:27.440
I don't even know if it's a Muslim company. I

00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:31.480
think it's the East, whatever he said it was.

00:48:31.659 --> 00:48:33.800
It's the mosque that wants to get. It's a mosque.

00:48:33.840 --> 00:48:35.420
Yes, it's a mosque that's wanting. A group of

00:48:35.420 --> 00:48:37.780
investors. It's wanting, yes. Okay, that's a

00:48:37.780 --> 00:48:39.760
little different. It is a little different. So

00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:41.880
it definitely has a religious overtone to it,

00:48:41.920 --> 00:48:44.320
right? Because they're wanting to build a community

00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:49.400
that is probably pretty predominantly Islamic.

00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:53.619
Oh, I'm saying 100%. I mean. Yeah. And they said

00:48:53.619 --> 00:48:56.820
it was catering to Muslims in an unincorporated

00:48:56.820 --> 00:49:00.079
part of the county. Right. Right. So and they

00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:03.739
probably do. They probably do want to. OK, listen,

00:49:03.860 --> 00:49:08.659
there is a ton of lifestyle, lifestyle, not mandates.

00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:11.059
It's not the right word, but influence within

00:49:11.059 --> 00:49:14.280
the religion. It almost be like if you're a Christian

00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.800
and there are things in the Bible on how you

00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:19.800
were supposed to live. And there are in the Old

00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:21.539
Testament. Of course, you know, we don't do that

00:49:21.539 --> 00:49:24.420
now. But, I mean, some do. Some do. Some do.

00:49:24.659 --> 00:49:28.119
And they're wanting to live by those rules and

00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:30.440
those, you know, whatever. And they're trying

00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:32.159
to build a community of like -minded people.

00:49:32.340 --> 00:49:33.880
It doesn't mean they're evil. It doesn't mean

00:49:33.880 --> 00:49:35.800
they're terrorists. It just means they want to

00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:37.980
live in a community that have like -minded and

00:49:37.980 --> 00:49:40.760
they live out that lifestyle that is supported

00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:43.780
by their book. Okay. Right. But we've seen what

00:49:43.780 --> 00:49:47.780
the Sharia law. centers turn into in other parts

00:49:47.780 --> 00:49:49.880
of the world. Yes. We don't want that here. Correct.

00:49:50.019 --> 00:49:52.579
Correct. I would agree with that. Correct. We

00:49:52.579 --> 00:49:55.420
can't have a conflict of what rule of law is

00:49:55.420 --> 00:49:58.179
in charge. But I think there's ways to ensure

00:49:58.179 --> 00:50:01.199
that doesn't happen as well. You know, just I

00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.219
don't think they're promoting Sharia law. I think

00:50:04.219 --> 00:50:06.460
Abbott brought that into the discussion. I think

00:50:06.460 --> 00:50:08.780
he did. Now, if they try to implement some of

00:50:08.780 --> 00:50:11.519
this stuff. That's a problem. Well, you still

00:50:11.519 --> 00:50:13.159
have police. You still have the Texas Rangers.

00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:17.059
National Guard and all that shit. If they incorporate

00:50:17.059 --> 00:50:20.579
into a city and become a city council and start

00:50:20.579 --> 00:50:24.159
passing what is essentially a Sharia law, what's

00:50:24.159 --> 00:50:28.400
going to stop? To his point, Texas legislature

00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:32.059
trumps. What happens in a county or state? You

00:50:32.059 --> 00:50:34.280
want to get the Texas legislature to agree on

00:50:34.280 --> 00:50:36.579
something? Oh, my God. That's a good point. That's

00:50:36.579 --> 00:50:39.400
a good point. They can't even agree to meet.

00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:44.179
Right. I get the fear of it. I get the nervousness

00:50:44.179 --> 00:50:49.400
of it. I just hope it's not, you know. I know

00:50:49.400 --> 00:50:52.139
how it looks. It looks incredibly intolerant.

00:50:52.139 --> 00:50:56.000
It looks totally racial and prejudicial. How

00:50:56.000 --> 00:51:00.510
am I saying it? Prejudicial? prejudicial. It

00:51:00.510 --> 00:51:04.489
looks that way. It looks bad. It looks bad. Yes.

00:51:04.550 --> 00:51:06.630
It looks bad on both sides. It looks bad that

00:51:06.630 --> 00:51:08.590
what they're trying to do and it looks bad on

00:51:08.590 --> 00:51:11.349
why they're trying to stop it. Correct. Right.

00:51:11.769 --> 00:51:14.190
It's like a no -win situation. Right. Well, we'll

00:51:14.190 --> 00:51:16.469
see where it goes. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see

00:51:16.469 --> 00:51:20.849
where it goes. Everything cool? Yeah. Okay. All

00:51:20.849 --> 00:51:23.489
right. Well, I for one don't want it. I for one

00:51:23.489 --> 00:51:26.849
don't think it's healthy. So that concludes our

00:51:28.389 --> 00:51:33.409
80s sitcoms segment. Should we go over number

00:51:33.409 --> 00:51:37.610
one again? Yeah. Sean, you want to recap? Well,

00:51:37.650 --> 00:51:40.349
we do need to talk about our newest bourbon.

00:51:40.349 --> 00:51:45.789
We do. Let's do it. Now's a good time. This is...

00:51:45.789 --> 00:51:48.190
Where's the bottle at? Oh, there it is up there.

00:51:49.010 --> 00:51:52.829
This is one we bought here at Total Wine. Yes.

00:51:52.989 --> 00:51:55.289
So this is another Heaven Hill. And readily available.

00:51:55.920 --> 00:51:58.059
Yeah, for the most part. It was all over the

00:51:58.059 --> 00:52:00.179
place up there in their gift shop. This is the

00:52:00.179 --> 00:52:04.539
Heaven Hill Grain to Glass Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

00:52:05.659 --> 00:52:09.460
We have the rye version of this, and I think

00:52:09.460 --> 00:52:13.099
we really liked it. So it is 107 proof, been

00:52:13.099 --> 00:52:17.320
aged for six years. Okay, so the mash bill, release

00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:24.320
2024. It's 35 % rye, 52 % corn, and 13 % malt.

00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:27.679
35 % rye is pretty high rye. I love this part

00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:29.559
of the description. It says, the first edition

00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:32.199
of Heaven Hill grain -to -glass Kentucky straight

00:52:32.199 --> 00:52:36.000
bourbon aged for six years in the Rickhouse W3.

00:52:36.219 --> 00:52:37.960
It's probably one of the ones that you either

00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:41.940
visited or saw, at least, on the third, fourth,

00:52:42.039 --> 00:52:45.699
and fifth floors. That was the distillery where

00:52:45.699 --> 00:52:47.960
they said they had four different or five different

00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:51.900
brands of bourbon, and they were all exactly

00:52:51.900 --> 00:52:54.900
the same mash bill. and where they put it in

00:52:54.900 --> 00:52:57.019
the rickhouse decided what it ended up being.

00:52:58.400 --> 00:53:00.760
That is exactly Heaven Hill is where they said

00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:04.340
that to me. It was fascinating. Yeah, she didn't

00:53:04.340 --> 00:53:07.320
spell that out for me. Yeah, the distillate is

00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:10.019
identical. I don't think for all their bourbons.

00:53:10.059 --> 00:53:12.460
Maybe there is a batch of them. Well, at least

00:53:12.460 --> 00:53:14.699
for four or five of them. Well, the Five Brothers

00:53:14.699 --> 00:53:16.679
was a different mash bill than this one. Right,

00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:19.260
well, okay, yeah. But you notice how they called

00:53:19.260 --> 00:53:22.940
out where? Yes, yes. That was the point they

00:53:22.940 --> 00:53:27.440
were making. Well, I tell you what, Chuck pulled

00:53:27.440 --> 00:53:29.099
up the tasty notes. I was just going to say,

00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:31.880
I was like, the finish, there is some definite

00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:35.159
pepper on this. Almost got caught in the throat.

00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:38.219
I'm picking it up. It's really good, though.

00:53:38.260 --> 00:53:40.659
It is. It's really tasty. I really like it. The

00:53:40.659 --> 00:53:42.960
viscosity of this, it's thicker. It's more oily

00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:48.579
than the one we had previously. And the proof

00:53:48.579 --> 00:53:49.860
may have something to do with that, because this

00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:53.000
is what. 17 points more than what we just drank?

00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:56.880
Oh, yeah. Way more richness, a lot of richness

00:53:56.880 --> 00:54:02.400
compared to what we drank. I wish I could, I

00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:04.300
mean, you guys are probably better than I am

00:54:04.300 --> 00:54:06.500
at this, but I'm pulling something out of the

00:54:06.500 --> 00:54:09.179
nose, and I'm not sure what it is. I get a little

00:54:09.179 --> 00:54:12.480
bit of a tart bread, if there is such a thing,

00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:15.300
of a tart bread. Tart bread? Yeah. Breadiness?

00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:18.300
There is some breadiness, and you know me, I'm

00:54:18.300 --> 00:54:21.920
a fan of bread. Especially the giant. Well, based

00:54:21.920 --> 00:54:25.079
on AI, primarily walnuts, almonds with notes

00:54:25.079 --> 00:54:28.199
of whole bread, wheat bread. No shit. There we

00:54:28.199 --> 00:54:32.300
freaking go. I finally got something right. Let

00:54:32.300 --> 00:54:36.000
your sommelier know. I am. And thank you for

00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:37.219
acknowledging that. As a matter of fact, I'd

00:54:37.219 --> 00:54:38.960
like to take over the podcast for the next 45

00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:41.639
minutes and describe to you and our listeners

00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:47.400
some of the finer points of bourbon genesis and

00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:50.210
how to finish them. So if you guys will settle

00:54:50.210 --> 00:54:55.210
in, I'll get started. Hello? Go for it. Are we

00:54:55.210 --> 00:54:57.210
still having a podcast? I was trying to read.

00:54:57.269 --> 00:54:59.929
Well, I mean, Sean flat out fell asleep and you

00:54:59.929 --> 00:55:01.670
were looking at the ceiling. I'm not sure what

00:55:01.670 --> 00:55:03.750
that was all about. I was reading. I was taking

00:55:03.750 --> 00:55:06.590
notes. Yeah. I thought I lost you guys. You guys

00:55:06.590 --> 00:55:12.150
okay? Doing well. Good. Good. Right. What's happening

00:55:12.150 --> 00:55:14.250
right now? You're looking at me very awkwardly.

00:55:15.730 --> 00:55:19.360
Lustfully. That's what I was hoping, but I didn't

00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:23.980
want to say it. How much did this cost? Does

00:55:23.980 --> 00:55:26.539
anyone know? I want to say... Almost $100. It

00:55:26.539 --> 00:55:28.800
was $85 and change. Yeah, I was going to say

00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:31.960
it's a little more than normal. Maybe it's our

00:55:31.960 --> 00:55:33.559
average these days. I don't know. It kind of

00:55:33.559 --> 00:55:37.599
looks like... It's very good. Yeah, what did

00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:41.059
it rank? Gosh. We need to have our list up there

00:55:41.059 --> 00:55:44.800
of our hundreds to 110s. So we can compare and

00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:49.440
remember because I don't remember what we're

00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:53.139
talking about. What's our baseline for this stretch

00:55:53.139 --> 00:55:56.440
here? I don't know. Let me ask a question. So

00:55:56.440 --> 00:56:00.019
I wondered, when we were doing the Whiskey Festival

00:56:00.019 --> 00:56:04.340
in Plano, I wondered the farther we got down

00:56:04.340 --> 00:56:06.780
the booths and the more we tried, the better

00:56:06.780 --> 00:56:10.639
the bourbon got. And I wondered if they had switched

00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:14.710
the order of the booths. If it would be the same?

00:56:14.889 --> 00:56:18.090
Would it be the same? Would I have thought what

00:56:18.090 --> 00:56:21.150
was so good on booth eight, if it were booth

00:56:21.150 --> 00:56:23.710
two, would I have been like, wow, that's really.

00:56:23.869 --> 00:56:26.030
Well, your palate changes when you drink. It

00:56:26.030 --> 00:56:29.250
does, and it gets coated. Yes. And the brain

00:56:29.250 --> 00:56:31.869
is triggering happiness. You're getting a dopamine

00:56:31.869 --> 00:56:35.769
boost, right, as you're drinking. And I wonder,

00:56:35.889 --> 00:56:40.750
for our podcast, is the second bourbon getting

00:56:40.750 --> 00:56:44.090
an unfair boost? Well, I think that's why I think

00:56:44.090 --> 00:56:45.849
we've been trying to start with a lower proof

00:56:45.849 --> 00:56:48.929
up front. Right. Right. So we don't hit it strong

00:56:48.929 --> 00:56:52.489
and hard. The first one. Right. Right. So anyway,

00:56:52.610 --> 00:56:55.730
it's just an interesting concept that maybe we're.

00:56:56.710 --> 00:56:59.969
You know, when I was at Jim Beam, he explained

00:56:59.969 --> 00:57:02.909
how we should be tasting bourbon. OK, do share.

00:57:03.070 --> 00:57:06.599
He said, you take a little bit, you coat. your

00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:08.159
tongue, and keep it on your tongue. Get it all

00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:10.119
coated on your tongue. Before you swallow anything.

00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:14.960
And then you do the bourbon smack. Ooh. You put

00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.400
it in there, and he goes, what you do is you

00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:19.699
let it roll down the back, and then it helps

00:57:19.699 --> 00:57:22.420
bring out the flavors. It aerates it, so you...

00:57:22.420 --> 00:57:26.619
Oh, like a cow. Actually, he called it the bourbon

00:57:26.619 --> 00:57:30.980
chew. A cow or a buffalo. Maybe a horse. I'm

00:57:30.980 --> 00:57:32.280
not sure what you look like right now. Okay,

00:57:32.380 --> 00:57:34.320
you guys do it. So he had... 10 people doing

00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:39.780
that. Oh, God. That doesn't sound like a pleasure.

00:57:39.780 --> 00:57:41.360
Sound like a bunch of chipmunks. Yeah, I think

00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:43.639
he did it for fun because he goes, some people

00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:45.699
will pick, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

00:57:46.019 --> 00:57:47.800
No one may get anything. But that's so they can

00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:52.440
room full of people look like idiots. Yeah, that's

00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:55.619
great. You got to chew it. That's great. Oh,

00:57:55.619 --> 00:57:58.019
okay. Well, let's try it. All right, here we

00:57:58.019 --> 00:58:01.059
go. Small sip, small sip. Let it run over the

00:58:01.059 --> 00:58:04.239
tongue. Do not swallow it. And then start smacking

00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:09.579
your gums like a horse. Okay. Here we go. Wow.

00:58:09.860 --> 00:58:11.760
That made me choke on it. Oh, you got to swallow.

00:58:11.900 --> 00:58:13.300
Then you do it, whatever's left on the tongue.

00:58:14.900 --> 00:58:16.579
You picking up anything else? Yeah, I'm picking

00:58:16.579 --> 00:58:20.900
up a little bit of vomit. Maybe a little backwash

00:58:20.900 --> 00:58:24.519
saliva. Bile. But I think I did it wrong. When

00:58:24.519 --> 00:58:27.219
I choked on it, I think I ruined the whole experience.

00:58:27.260 --> 00:58:28.840
It could have been a little bile came up. It

00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:31.320
could have been. It could have been. Yeah, that

00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:33.420
went bad. Right. All right, but I'll practice

00:58:33.420 --> 00:58:37.239
that. I'll practice that. All right, good. All

00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:39.059
right, so I guess we're rating. Are we rating?

00:58:39.300 --> 00:58:43.500
Sean, have you tried it yet? I did. All right,

00:58:43.539 --> 00:58:47.219
and what are we thinking? Are you wanting me

00:58:47.219 --> 00:58:49.039
to rate it right now? Yeah, we're getting ready

00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:50.619
to rate it. All right, so you want me to go first.

00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:55.679
All right, I'm going to give it a 6 .4. All right,

00:58:55.739 --> 00:58:59.639
in the 107 range. Okay, I think that's fair.

00:58:59.960 --> 00:59:02.460
I think I'm in the high sixes. I'm going to give

00:59:02.460 --> 00:59:05.320
it a six, eight. Yeah, I think I'm with Sean.

00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:08.659
Maybe six, five. Yeah. Yeah, solid. Again, you

00:59:08.659 --> 00:59:12.260
know, we say that's not bad. We reserve the seven

00:59:12.260 --> 00:59:16.519
pluses and the eight pluses for really, really

00:59:16.519 --> 00:59:19.480
good experiences. And this is not a bad experience.

00:59:19.599 --> 00:59:22.980
It's just above average. Yeah, I've got a little,

00:59:23.139 --> 00:59:25.880
I'm going to say stone fruit, but it's more blueberry.

00:59:26.260 --> 00:59:30.300
No, it is stone fruit, but also. Like cherry

00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:34.280
stone fruit. And I taste blueberries. Do you?

00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:36.000
Yeah. All right. Let me give you another shot

00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:39.139
at blueberries here. So for reference, you guys

00:59:39.139 --> 00:59:44.760
had the rye and gave it mid -sevens. Yeah. And

00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:46.619
it was like a 110. We really enjoyed the rye.

00:59:46.619 --> 00:59:47.960
I think we liked the rye a little bit better

00:59:47.960 --> 00:59:51.659
than this. So it's grain to glass, and we never

00:59:51.659 --> 00:59:54.320
really touched base on what exactly does that

00:59:54.320 --> 00:59:58.960
mean. Grain to glass. What's the appeal with

00:59:58.960 --> 01:00:01.460
that? I think they do the whole thing in -house,

01:00:01.500 --> 01:00:03.539
I think is what they're... Is that what that

01:00:03.539 --> 01:00:07.019
means? I thought so. Let's see. Let's see what

01:00:07.019 --> 01:00:09.800
they're... Here we go. So, Heaven Hill, grain

01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:11.440
to glass, wheat to bourbon, officers of deep

01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:14.599
Auburn color, aromas, walnuts with notes of whole

01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:17.920
wheat bread, cedar on the palate, expect toasted

01:00:17.920 --> 01:00:20.880
whole wheat bread, peppery spice finished. Oh,

01:00:20.900 --> 01:00:22.199
I thought I was going to say something. Click

01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:24.639
on that top link. It starts to describe it right

01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:27.780
there, Chuck. Right there, yep. Future releases.

01:00:28.659 --> 01:00:31.340
Where I was. Yeah, where you were, okay. All

01:00:31.340 --> 01:00:32.920
right, well, it talked about where they get the

01:00:32.920 --> 01:00:40.840
grains from. Let's see. Let's see here. Come

01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:43.619
from longstanding trusted partnerships. Handshakes,

01:00:43.619 --> 01:00:46.960
not contracts. All right, keep going. I think

01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:48.659
it just means that they source the grain. Yeah,

01:00:48.780 --> 01:00:51.710
I think they, yeah, it's uniquely sourced. And

01:00:51.710 --> 01:00:54.590
it's important where they come from for many,

01:00:54.690 --> 01:00:58.170
many, many, many decades, I'm sure. Let's see.

01:00:58.369 --> 01:01:01.750
They have master distillers that pick the different,

01:01:01.809 --> 01:01:05.559
evaluate the different corn seed. So the AI overview

01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:07.639
for Heaven Hill, grain and glass signifies a

01:01:07.639 --> 01:01:09.679
focus of transparency and control over the entire

01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:11.639
whiskey production process, from the selection

01:01:11.639 --> 01:01:14.980
of a specific corn, seed, varietal, to the final

01:01:14.980 --> 01:01:17.300
bottling, emphasizing quality and heritage. Yeah.

01:01:17.420 --> 01:01:20.380
It's more detailed explanation is, you know,

01:01:20.380 --> 01:01:22.059
you've got transparency and specialty, local

01:01:22.059 --> 01:01:24.920
sourcing, unique mash bill, limited production,

01:01:25.300 --> 01:01:28.699
partnerships, legacy, heritage, and the non -chilled

01:01:28.699 --> 01:01:32.000
filtered. Ooh. I see on the bottle they're actually

01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:35.099
calling out the corn. The corn, yeah. The Beck's

01:01:35.099 --> 01:01:39.119
6158 is the specific seed corn. Nice. Yeah, so

01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:41.460
like you said, transparency. Right. They're really

01:01:41.460 --> 01:01:44.639
specifying what it is that goes into their...

01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:47.000
Yeah, they picked a special corn for this one,

01:01:47.079 --> 01:01:49.900
and they're calling it out, basically. Nice.

01:01:51.139 --> 01:01:54.679
That's great. I like it. Yeah, it's solid. Everything

01:01:54.679 --> 01:01:56.860
from Heaven Hill has been solid. Yeah, it's been

01:01:56.860 --> 01:01:59.449
good. JGS Brown is from home. From Heaven Hill.

01:01:59.570 --> 01:02:05.489
And also Elijah Craig, no? Yes, Elijah Craig.

01:02:05.610 --> 01:02:08.269
Okay, I thought so. Evan Williams. We like Elijah

01:02:08.269 --> 01:02:13.010
Craig. Oh, yeah. A lot. Yes. So, yeah, good stuff,

01:02:13.090 --> 01:02:16.550
man. Heaven Hill's got it going on. Yeah, when

01:02:16.550 --> 01:02:20.489
I was up there, they said that right now with

01:02:20.489 --> 01:02:24.190
their production, they barrel 1 ,500 barrels

01:02:24.190 --> 01:02:29.750
a day. Whoa. That's a lot. That's a lot. A day.

01:02:29.849 --> 01:02:33.090
A day. When their new still opens up, that will

01:02:33.090 --> 01:02:37.889
double to 3 ,000 barrels a day. That's, I mean,

01:02:37.889 --> 01:02:43.309
where is there a shortage? I mean, is that demand

01:02:43.309 --> 01:02:47.309
there? They don't just do whiskey. They do Deep

01:02:47.309 --> 01:02:50.250
Eddie's vodka, or they own it, I should say.

01:02:50.409 --> 01:02:52.610
Yeah. They may count some of that into that as

01:02:52.610 --> 01:02:56.150
well. Maybe. I don't know. But they have a lot

01:02:56.150 --> 01:03:02.869
of. under the Heaven Hill name a lot. Right.

01:03:04.530 --> 01:03:06.429
Mr. Producer, are you asking us what the rating

01:03:06.429 --> 01:03:10.050
was? Yes. It was 6 -4, 6 -5, and 6, what was

01:03:10.050 --> 01:03:13.050
your, you had a high? 6 -8, I think. 6 -8. Yeah.

01:03:13.369 --> 01:03:15.889
Yeah, well, pretty much all in the same. All

01:03:15.889 --> 01:03:18.789
same ballpark. Same ballpark. And speaking of

01:03:18.789 --> 01:03:22.530
ballparks, MLB just opened up. Do we have baseball

01:03:22.530 --> 01:03:25.559
fans in the house? This was the first week of

01:03:25.559 --> 01:03:28.780
the opening day. I'm a Cincinnati Reds fan. Oh,

01:03:28.800 --> 01:03:30.659
they smoked the Rangers last night. They did.

01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:32.820
They lost tonight, though. I like the Rangers,

01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:35.019
too. Don't get me wrong. But I grew up listening

01:03:35.019 --> 01:03:38.179
to the Reds, Big Red Machine and whatnot. So

01:03:38.179 --> 01:03:40.739
I'm a Reds fan, and they sucked for a very long

01:03:40.739 --> 01:03:43.260
time. Oh, yeah. And I don't know what they're

01:03:43.260 --> 01:03:46.179
going to do this year because I don't follow.

01:03:46.900 --> 01:03:48.619
baseball that much anymore. It's kind of hard

01:03:48.619 --> 01:03:51.980
with 162 games to get excited. I think it's interesting.

01:03:52.139 --> 01:03:54.159
You probably get excited in the very beginning.

01:03:55.139 --> 01:03:56.699
Baseball's back. Well, what happens with the

01:03:56.699 --> 01:03:58.400
Reds is they're usually out of it by the end

01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:01.119
of May. Right. So I'm just like, well, I followed

01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:02.679
for a couple months and then they're like, yeah,

01:04:02.719 --> 01:04:06.019
they're 20 games back. Or more. Yeah, or more.

01:04:06.099 --> 01:04:08.519
I'm just like, yeah, it's tough. It's tough.

01:04:08.940 --> 01:04:11.980
So they said the White Sox finally went above

01:04:11.980 --> 01:04:15.010
500 for the last time. First time in. Two years.

01:04:15.190 --> 01:04:20.090
And they're 2 -1? No, they were 1 -0. Oh, that's

01:04:20.090 --> 01:04:23.829
awful. That's awful. Oh, they're 2 -2. They're

01:04:23.829 --> 01:04:28.349
at 500. That's great. So the scandal, or at least

01:04:28.349 --> 01:04:31.690
the buzz around the league, is this torpedo bat.

01:04:31.889 --> 01:04:34.110
Chuck, why don't you fill us in on what's going

01:04:34.110 --> 01:04:36.889
on with this torpedo bat? The Yankees decided

01:04:36.889 --> 01:04:40.389
to kind of switch, and not all of them went on

01:04:40.389 --> 01:04:42.610
board of this. to a different design of a bat

01:04:42.610 --> 01:04:47.690
that put more of the wood in the strike zone

01:04:47.690 --> 01:04:49.469
of the barrel, right? The sweet spot of the barrel

01:04:49.469 --> 01:04:51.489
and then taper it at the end so it kind of looks

01:04:51.489 --> 01:04:55.550
like a torpedo, right? Taper it at the end. Show

01:04:55.550 --> 01:04:58.070
me a picture of this bat. Let me get you the

01:04:58.070 --> 01:05:02.050
results. So right now the Yankees are destroying

01:05:02.050 --> 01:05:04.510
everybody. Well, they're 3 -1, right? They only

01:05:04.510 --> 01:05:06.329
played four games so they're a little bit behind

01:05:06.329 --> 01:05:08.699
everybody else but they're destroying... teams

01:05:08.699 --> 01:05:11.719
41 to 21 who scored versus runs against, right?

01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:15.760
A 20 -point differential over four games. Over

01:05:15.760 --> 01:05:18.300
four games, and that's bigger than anybody else

01:05:18.300 --> 01:05:20.840
in the entire league who's played more. The tapered

01:05:20.840 --> 01:05:23.800
bats that focus on weight to the sweet spot,

01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:26.900
potentially enabling bigger hits, made by King

01:05:26.900 --> 01:05:31.179
Prusa, based Victus Sports. I don't know what

01:05:31.179 --> 01:05:33.619
that is. Dude, I thought there were really tight

01:05:33.619 --> 01:05:36.699
restrictions on what they could do. Like, this

01:05:36.699 --> 01:05:40.199
seems... Like bending the rules. Yeah, I guess

01:05:40.199 --> 01:05:41.539
they're allowed to do it. There it is right there.

01:05:41.719 --> 01:05:45.659
Yeah, show me this bat. Okay, yeah. So it narrows

01:05:45.659 --> 01:05:48.719
at the very top. Right. And so you get more of

01:05:48.719 --> 01:05:53.079
the weight and reflex of the wood in the middle

01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:56.219
of the bat. I think all that's going to happen

01:05:56.219 --> 01:05:58.559
is pitchers are going to pitch around it. They're

01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:01.199
going to pitch. Perhaps. But it's also variable.

01:06:01.300 --> 01:06:05.480
So that sweep spot may be different for you than

01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:08.340
Jeff or for Jeff than me. So they're all personalized

01:06:08.340 --> 01:06:11.960
bats? From what this says here, it's personalized

01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:17.199
taper. So it's potentially, you know. I don't

01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:20.019
like this. I don't like introducing something

01:06:20.019 --> 01:06:23.260
that seems, okay, well, I know a little bit more

01:06:23.260 --> 01:06:25.099
about it because Chuck was telling me that not

01:06:25.099 --> 01:06:28.920
all teams have it. They can't do it because there's

01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:31.119
some sort of patent that's exclusive to New York.

01:06:31.199 --> 01:06:35.400
Do share. Yeah, so, I mean, they scored. 15 home

01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:38.219
runs in three games. Yeah, but New York is the

01:06:38.219 --> 01:06:39.719
only team that's allowed to have it right now?

01:06:39.739 --> 01:06:41.460
There's a patent on it, and if you want to develop

01:06:41.460 --> 01:06:42.880
it, you can develop your own, but they're not

01:06:42.880 --> 01:06:45.019
selling it to the other teams. That's bullshit.

01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:49.980
Are the torpedo bats legal? Yes. There's nothing

01:06:49.980 --> 01:06:52.579
illegal about using a torpedo bat. According

01:06:52.579 --> 01:06:56.400
to the MLB, here's the rule. The bat shall be

01:06:56.400 --> 01:07:00.980
smooth, round, stick, not more than 2 .61 inches

01:07:00.980 --> 01:07:04.059
in diameter, and the thickest part... And not

01:07:04.059 --> 01:07:07.739
more than 42 inches length. That's it. Well,

01:07:07.739 --> 01:07:10.059
you know. And they're following the rules. And

01:07:10.059 --> 01:07:11.719
if somebody's showing creativity and designing

01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:14.280
a new bat, well, more power to them. Did you

01:07:14.280 --> 01:07:17.519
say they could have a 42 -inch bat? 42 -inch

01:07:17.519 --> 01:07:20.500
in length. Oh, my God. That's like 10 inches

01:07:20.500 --> 01:07:23.780
longer than normal. Really? Yeah, that's a...

01:07:24.000 --> 01:07:27.820
boat oar right there. Maybe the Reds should develop

01:07:27.820 --> 01:07:30.840
a 42 -inch bat. They're standing like three feet

01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.380
back from the plate. Somehow you have to be in

01:07:33.380 --> 01:07:37.699
the box, though. Maybe the sweet spot is closer

01:07:37.699 --> 01:07:40.280
to the hands. It's like this bulb and really

01:07:40.280 --> 01:07:42.780
skinny. They're smacking it from the dugout.

01:07:42.780 --> 01:07:46.679
It's like a sword with a thing that could pommel.

01:07:47.420 --> 01:07:50.199
Just make it really thin like a blade except

01:07:50.199 --> 01:07:53.440
for this big ball in the middle. It's great for

01:07:53.440 --> 01:07:57.880
singles. Dude, I don't know, man. I guess if

01:07:57.880 --> 01:08:00.280
it's creating a buzz for the game, I guess that's

01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:02.659
not a bad thing. I don't know how MLB is doing.

01:08:02.900 --> 01:08:05.159
I know the NBA is struggling, right? They're

01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:08.260
down 40 % plus over the last 10 years. Man, I

01:08:08.260 --> 01:08:12.179
never liked basketball. I was obsessed with basketball

01:08:12.179 --> 01:08:15.219
for 10 straight years, and they lost me big time

01:08:15.219 --> 01:08:19.039
during the COVID. putting the messages on the

01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:21.180
back of the jersey. In the bubble. In the bubble.

01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:26.260
And then what really lost me is when the Bucs

01:08:26.260 --> 01:08:30.199
forfeited their game over one of those incidents,

01:08:30.399 --> 01:08:34.960
right? It was another black man gets killed by

01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:38.199
police, but the reality was the guy pulled out

01:08:38.199 --> 01:08:40.479
a knife and was going to stab the cop, and the

01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:43.199
cop shot him, and then the Bucs decided to boycott

01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:45.699
their game and cancel it. I was like, and this

01:08:45.699 --> 01:08:50.239
is after. The bubble after the Floyd. And I said,

01:08:50.300 --> 01:08:53.100
done. And I walked away from the game. And it

01:08:53.100 --> 01:08:56.840
was huge. I went through 10 years of watching

01:08:56.840 --> 01:09:00.460
82 games a year. Did you go through withdrawal?

01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.000
No. Did you have any urge to turn them on? Not

01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:07.689
at all. Well. When that happened. Here's the

01:09:07.689 --> 01:09:09.649
other thing. It was a mic drop. I was like, the

01:09:09.649 --> 01:09:12.050
NBA is done to me. And Dawson has tried to get

01:09:12.050 --> 01:09:14.010
me to come back. He's like, oh, that guy's really

01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:16.229
good. Hey, Dad, the Rockets are good now. Yeah,

01:09:16.250 --> 01:09:18.609
my kids are really – or at least Austin's really

01:09:18.609 --> 01:09:22.109
in the NBA. And he's like, Jokic has unbelievable

01:09:22.109 --> 01:09:25.050
numbers. I'm like, sorry, man, I don't care.

01:09:25.170 --> 01:09:28.829
I mean, I'll talk with you about it. And it's

01:09:28.829 --> 01:09:30.970
crazy, but it's like I used to care. I used to

01:09:30.970 --> 01:09:33.359
like the Spurs a lot. But the game has changed.

01:09:33.460 --> 01:09:36.619
They just walk down and just jack a three. No

01:09:36.619 --> 01:09:38.680
defense. And there's no defense. Every game looks

01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:41.640
like an all -star game to me. Yeah. It's bullshit.

01:09:42.039 --> 01:09:45.699
Anyway, so it's crazy. And I like to say, I don't

01:09:45.699 --> 01:09:47.079
like to say this, but I was like, if they lost

01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:50.079
somebody like me who was obsessed, like obsessed

01:09:50.079 --> 01:09:53.359
with the NBA. Right. They're in trouble. Right.

01:09:53.899 --> 01:09:57.340
I mean. I mean, they apparently have our kids

01:09:57.340 --> 01:10:00.279
eyeballs. Well, they do. Because they're betting.

01:10:00.910 --> 01:10:03.949
Yes, maybe. Yes, 100%. They all bet. Fucking

01:10:03.949 --> 01:10:06.590
sports betting, man, I'm telling you. It's crazy.

01:10:07.890 --> 01:10:10.409
Anyway, well, interesting. Maybe this bat will

01:10:10.409 --> 01:10:12.569
revolutionize the game a little bit and get some

01:10:12.569 --> 01:10:14.630
people excited about it. Maybe there's more home

01:10:14.630 --> 01:10:16.250
runs. Well, they made some good changes last

01:10:16.250 --> 01:10:18.029
year as well where they sped the game up. They

01:10:18.029 --> 01:10:21.210
have the pitch clock, which I think was better.

01:10:21.229 --> 01:10:26.649
Didn't they shorten the base? They shorten the

01:10:26.649 --> 01:10:29.609
bases again to increase stolen bases. It's 15

01:10:29.609 --> 01:10:34.470
feet from home plate to first. 15. It's like

01:10:34.470 --> 01:10:38.090
the kids' little minor league. God, they can't

01:10:38.090 --> 01:10:39.689
throw anybody out. I don't understand what's

01:10:39.689 --> 01:10:41.449
going on right now. It's like softball field.

01:10:42.869 --> 01:10:46.829
Well, there's the music. That means the end of

01:10:46.829 --> 01:10:50.350
a good time. There you go. But we're going to

01:10:50.350 --> 01:10:52.890
be back. I don't think we touched probably any

01:10:52.890 --> 01:10:56.369
of these topics up here. Torpedo bat. Final four.

01:10:56.430 --> 01:10:58.489
We talked about number two. Yeah, number one.

01:10:58.710 --> 01:11:02.430
We talked about Space Express. We talked about

01:11:02.430 --> 01:11:05.390
the Anteluna maternity rule. Oh, yeah. Stock

01:11:05.390 --> 01:11:09.510
market slide, Hamas and the hoodie trip with

01:11:09.510 --> 01:11:11.850
Trump. The Trump third term. I really wanted

01:11:11.850 --> 01:11:13.829
to talk about that. Oh, that's so stupid because

01:11:13.829 --> 01:11:16.149
it's not true. What is he doing? He's fucking

01:11:16.149 --> 01:11:19.170
with them. He's trolling. He's trolling. He's

01:11:19.170 --> 01:11:21.550
trolling, but why? Oh my God, he's going to go

01:11:21.550 --> 01:11:23.430
for a third term. He said they won't talk about

01:11:23.430 --> 01:11:25.789
anything else. He doesn't need to troll like

01:11:25.789 --> 01:11:27.529
that. He's just like, dude, just get this shit

01:11:27.529 --> 01:11:30.470
done. Anyway. He is getting it done. He is. One

01:11:30.470 --> 01:11:32.390
after another. And he's fucking with them all

01:11:32.390 --> 01:11:36.189
along the way. He is. All right. What was going

01:11:36.189 --> 01:11:38.550
on? Did we talk about Snow White? We didn't.

01:11:38.550 --> 01:11:41.810
And that's apparently tanking. Yeah. Well, that's

01:11:41.810 --> 01:11:45.470
what happens when you spout your political beliefs.

01:11:46.229 --> 01:11:50.630
Sometimes, you know, you've got to be careful

01:11:50.630 --> 01:11:53.449
what you're talking about. True. Alright, well,

01:11:53.590 --> 01:11:56.770
it is April 1st, April Fool's Day. Tomorrow is

01:11:56.770 --> 01:11:58.630
my birthday. Happy birthday to me. Well, that's

01:11:58.630 --> 01:12:03.409
right. 55 years old. Look at you. The eve of

01:12:03.409 --> 01:12:07.350
your 55th. Very nice. I'll be 55 really soon.

01:12:07.550 --> 01:12:10.270
Got a full day tomorrow, full day Thursday. Friday,

01:12:10.270 --> 01:12:12.050
are we on board? How are you celebrating your

01:12:12.050 --> 01:12:13.949
birthday? I don't know yet. Friday, are we on

01:12:13.949 --> 01:12:19.329
board? Yes. I had some plans that were formulating

01:12:19.329 --> 01:12:22.000
and I will cancel. Well, we're going to be doing

01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:24.500
a birthday celebration probably on the 12th.

01:12:24.500 --> 01:12:28.159
It'll be at the Renaissance Festival. That'll

01:12:28.159 --> 01:12:30.319
be kind of my little get -together. I've invited

01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:32.439
you guys, and we'll see what happens. I know

01:12:32.439 --> 01:12:35.279
it's your anniversary coming up. So you guys

01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:36.739
can make plans to go out there and eat dinner.

01:12:37.000 --> 01:12:39.199
They've got a nice steak and meat and sausage

01:12:39.199 --> 01:12:43.039
on the stick. Turkey legs. And you guys can wear

01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:47.520
some sexy Renaissance Festival outfits. Check

01:12:47.520 --> 01:12:50.100
us out on Facebook. Check us out on Instagram.

01:12:50.340 --> 01:12:53.359
Thank you, Chuck. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm

01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:53.520
Jeff.