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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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Second half of the Dudes Like Us podcast. Second

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half. It's March 11th. A little more pep in my

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step. Yes. I'm thinking we are. At the first

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half, we had a shout -out to Lux Distilleries

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for the fantastic spirits that we drank. Ezra

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-crafted, hand -picked barrels. 107, and it was

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super great and highly recommended. Yeah, it

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was yummy. We talked about a bunch of stuff,

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and we want to follow up with a bunch of stuff,

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but I kind of wanted to chat. uh kind of commandeer

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some of this conversation to start with thank

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you mr producer uh for staying on top of the

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podcast mr chuck behind the scenes um they had

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a picture of uh dudes like us i'm sean i'm paul

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and i'm jeff they had a picture of that they

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had a picture of ilan omar's daughter so they

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um she's sexy Not from that perspective. So they

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had, what is it, Columbia College? Is it Columbia?

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Columbia Barnard. Yeah, and they had the guy

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that was organizing some of these Hamas anti

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-Palestinian and anti -Jewish things. Well, they

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were like, dude, you're fucking out of here.

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Yeah, they arrested him. ICE arrested him and

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took him to Arizona. They're going to deport

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him. And there's significance about them taking

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him to Arizona. Because there was a judge in

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New York that said, you know, you can't arrest

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him. You need to release him. But his jurisdiction

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only matters in New York. And he's not in New

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York. He's in Arizona. They quickly moved him

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away. And that made it. They outplayed. The Trump

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administration outplayed that judge. So I wonder

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if that judge is just pissed. Pissed. Gotta be.

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So they immediately extradited him to Arizona

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for that specific reason. You know, the author

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of that article didn't know if they did it on

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purpose, but he was suspecting. You know, they've

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got to. And they're kind of like, you know, fuck

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you. Dude, all over the place, judges are, no,

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stop, stop, no, stop, stop. I'm like, what the

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fuck? How do they have the authority to do this?

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Some fucking federal judge in Oregon can stop

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the president of the United States from... doing

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an executive order for his executive fucking

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branch apparently what is happening i don't know

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we gotta fix this it's crazy all right i'm okay

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i'm okay so anyways they they they look this

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is the the tip of the iceberg so at that same

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i brought up ilan omar's daughter well she was

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there there's a photo of her And she, they do

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a little circle. And she's like going, stop it,

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guys. Let's not fight. Come on. Everybody should

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be respected. She was instrumental in part of

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that pro program. Is that her right there? But

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that's not her during the fight. Oh, look at

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that. Well, she looks like she can catch a free

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feed. I think she's smelling that fart that lady

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laid earlier. I just farted. Let's be nice. Let's

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be nice. That was nice. Good Lord, dude. I mean.

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Did you see that meme of Leonardo DiCaprio? They

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changed it to Vance. I've seen that a lot. Yeah,

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I've seen a lot of J .D. Vance memes where they're

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replacing Braveheart. I saw the Braveheart one

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with J .D. I read an article about this today

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to where it started out with liberals dogging

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Vance with memes, and then the right took it

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over. Even Vance started doing his own memes,

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and now they're saying this is brilliant because

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he's completely connecting with the young crowd,

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and it sets him up. Hold on. Let me see the motorcycle

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one. Let me see the pawn shop one. Oh, that's

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a good one. All right. So basically, they're

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just pasting his face on every possible. That's

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George Floyd. Oh, no. Oh, no. They just took

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down some sort of Black Lives Matter monument.

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They painted over it. It was a street in D .C.

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They painted over it. It was like blocks long.

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Well, they were. Hold on. Look at Van Halen.

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Are they all him? They did some demolition, so

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there were some jackhammers involved. So we're

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watching a bunch of J .D. Vance infused pictures.

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They got a picture of AOC. The dude from the

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History Channel, the ancient aliens. Oh, this

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is great. How dare you? He looks like Greta Thunberg.

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Travis Kelsey? Yeah. Hey, look, you know what?

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It's kind of amazing. Look at those long Prince

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Valiant looking. So, anyways, I think it's great.

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I think that we're winning. We're winning win,

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win, win across the board now. They turned it

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around big time. The stocks aren't reflecting

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that right now, but I'm thinking we're playing

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the long game here. Just like everyone's been

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playing the long game regarding our economy it's

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amazing how the the dems are they're coming back

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and they're they're saying well you know what

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he's been in office for a month or two now and

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what the hell man grocery prices are still eggs

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are still expensive ridiculous it's like dude

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how do you expect him to turn shit around that

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fast after you guys fuck things up for so long

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yep i agree but whatever you know we're playing

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the long game where we're getting shit taken

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care of and the border is amazing How little

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people are coming through right now. It's gone

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down to almost nothing. Totally. And we didn't

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really talk a whole lot about the substance of

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the presidential address last week or maybe two

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weeks ago when he was talking about that. I mean,

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it's astronomical numbers of the people that

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aren't coming through the border. What gets me

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is if you remember when Biden was there, he's

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like, well, I need Congress to pass this bill

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to give me the powers to be able to do something

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about the border. Yep. Well, that didn't pass,

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and everyone blamed Trump for not passing. Well,

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Trump didn't get any magical powers from Congress.

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He went in there and just did his job. Well,

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that was his zinger. That's what he said. He

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said, we didn't need to get special powers from

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Congress. Well, did he say that? All we needed

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was just a different president. A new president.

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A new president. Yeah. No, he's great. It was

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fantastic. He annihilated them. He really did.

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And if the Democrats just simply... would have

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clapped and just embraced the moment and just

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say, hey, look. At least for the little kid that

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fought cancer and got his ceremonial secret agent

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or secret service. It's just, it's un -American.

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Look, I get it that they don't agree across the

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board on everything, but you still have to appreciate

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America winning. And that's what I don't understand

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the spirit of this is camaraderie. Yeah, you

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want to fight. You want to argue. You want to

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debate things. But at the end of the day, you're

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human beings and you're brothers. You're brothers

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and sisters. Irrational hate. It's irrational

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hate. It's TDS. Yes. Well, it's just like that

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news chick from MSNBC who said that black kid

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doesn't commit suicide because he wants to be

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a policeman. Unbelievable. What is her name?

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Nicole Wallace. Dude, that's unhinged. well i

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hope he doesn't have to defend uh you know the

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president or january 6th yeah january 6th against

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trump supporters and i hope that he doesn't end

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up killing himself afterwards are you serious

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wow that was over the top it was let's see if

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we can hear a clip myself feel um joy about dj

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and i hope he's alive for another you know 95

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years right and i hope he lives um And the life

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he wants to live, he wants to be a cop. He knows

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what he wants to do. And maybe when you have

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childhood cancer, that crystallizes for you.

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And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement

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officer. But I hope he never has to defend the

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United States Capitol against Donald Trump supporters.

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And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six

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who loses his life to suicide. And I hope he

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isn't one who has to testify against the people

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who carried out access to dishes conspiracy to

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see Donald Trump. Pardon those people. Yeah.

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That's just unhinged bitterness. It is. She can't

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give anything, even to this 13 -year -old boy.

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Did you see the kid hug the agent? Oh, yeah.

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He was the director of the social... Even I was

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like, oh, my God. That's the director of the

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social... Secret Service. Secret Service. Yeah,

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that was the director. The guy that was part

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of pulling Trump off the stage. He's in all those

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famous pictures. Oh, yeah. And that was famous.

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And I think about that sometimes, how... Trump

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could have been assassinated. 100%. It was an

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inch away. You know, I heard an interesting story

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today, and it may be absolutely bullshit, but

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so the stock that Trump owns, DJT, whatever it

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is. DJT. DJT. It's not going well. So is it not

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going well? Not going well. No. I think I'm down

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60%, 70%. I don't know. Well, I mean... Oh, it's

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even worse. God, it dropped below 20. Never mind.

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It's more than that now. Yeah, I'm not going

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to look at it. I've got shit sitting in. I'm

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just leaving it there. I mean, might as well.

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It's not going to make it. But my point is, is

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that in Butler, Pennsylvania, the day before

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Trump was getting whacked, there were... There

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was a group of people, and I don't remember how

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to say their names, but it's, so there was a

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large group of people in the bushes were involved

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in this group. Okay. And they dumped 100 % of

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their stock. Right before the assassination attempt?

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Right before the assassination attempt. Wow.

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And they said, also, they said, look, that's

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funny because the same organization. And mind

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you, this isn't just Bush. This includes the

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Bushes. Yeah. So the same organization withdrew

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100 % of their stocks out of the airlines that

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went into the Trade Center. Oh, you mean before

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2011? September 2011. They dumped their airline

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stock. Yes. But wouldn't you think the stock

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would go up after he survived? Well, they didn't

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know if he was going to survive. That's my point.

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And look, it's just a conspiracy, and it may

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not even be true. Right. But the fact that they're

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like, you know, because there was this lady,

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and she looked like Pat. You know, she was kind

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of like you could. I mean, obviously, she's a

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woman, but you could tell she was gay and whatever.

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I don't care. But she was just like, I hated

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Trump. I hated Trump forever. I couldn't stand

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anything. But after he got shot. it really touched

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me and she started digging into the facts and

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uh someone had brought up some interesting details

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and she was like look i it would be un -american

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for me not to share these things with you oh

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wow because i'm a changed person and this is

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what i saw and she said it's true but i i haven't

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seen anything about that wow you guys i haven't

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heard anything about but i mean that's interesting

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because look i always think that you know For

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his particular assassination attempt out there,

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somebody knew somebody to allow that to happen.

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Yeah, there are people that don't think he acted

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alone. My brother's one of them. They don't think

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he acted alone. Well, I think the proximity and

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he was able to just kind of walk around with

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range finders and all that bullshit. Right. You

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know, and he was able to get in. How'd he get

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his gun in? He hit it. It was there. Well, he

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hit it days before. Oh, did he? Behind the air

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conditioning unit is what I was told. Yeah. Or

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what I read. All right. Yeah, I mean, it's feasible,

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but who does that? You're talking about, yeah,

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I mean, I didn't want to dive back into all this.

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You know, Kyle Cooks, what is his name? Crooks.

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Crooks. And, you know, he may have been a patsy,

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but it's just Tom Crooks. But it's just there

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are so many unknowns and just the fact that they

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scrubbed his house. And there's so many unknowns.

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I mean, I'm kind of curious what is, I mean,

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what is. Kash Patel doing about that? Well, even

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Melania. Even Melania called it out. She was

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like, why haven't we heard anything more about

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the assassination attempt? I was like, damn.

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She usually doesn't, you know, you don't hear

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a peep out of her. Yeah, you don't really hear

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her speak about this stuff. No. She was frustrated

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that they didn't have more information. It was

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something that could have changed her life. Well,

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it did change her life, but just the fact that,

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I mean, you know, I always thought they, I wasn't

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sure if they had a healthy relationship. I wasn't

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ever sure, but I really do sincerely think they

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do. I think they do, too. And she's a beautiful

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person. And Trump is a child. He is everything

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what some people say. But I'll tell you one thing.

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He really has, in my opinion, America's best

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interest in mind. He does. I agree with that.

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I really sincerely believe that. Because he's

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got nothing else to gain here. He's already been

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president. He already has money. He already has

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power. He's doing it. He's doing it because he

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cares, because he wants to make a difference.

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I believe that. Well, I mean, but I also got

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to play devil's advocate and be like, well, so

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do the Clintons. They got tons of money. They

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want the power. Yeah, but Hillary didn't get

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her presidency. She was promised to be president.

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Hillary never got hers, and she wanted hers bad.

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Well, she wanted to run against Obama, and they

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asked her to sit out. I bet. I wonder. Let the

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brother ride. I wonder if at some point are they

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trying to get. Their daughter, is her name Chelsea?

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Yeah, Chelsea. She's into politics. Yeah, who

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has $80 million now. How did she manage that?

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She got that from Haiti. How did she manage to

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do that? Haiti? Yeah, from the debacle in Haiti.

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Do we know how they were collecting all the money?

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Is it Haiti or Cuba? Haiti is where they had

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a meltdown, if that's what you're talking about.

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Yeah, the Clinton Global Initiative. The Global

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Initiative? Yeah, the Clinton Global Initiative.

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There you go. So they were taking in money, donations,

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and everything, and the money was supposed to

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go to Haiti. In fact, it wasn't maybe necessary.

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They traced money to go back to fund Chelsea's

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wedding. Dude, $80 million. How could she be

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worth $80 million? What has she done since she

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graduated college? She's been on TV. She's made

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some documentaries. She's been on news programs.

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People are funneling money to her. She's in the

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media. She's written some books. I guess so.

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How old is she now? She has to be in her 40s.

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I guess so, yeah. I don't have no idea. I don't

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even know what she looks like now. Yeah. I haven't

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seen her in quite a while. You know who looks

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actually really, really good? Is Monica... She's

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45. Oh, wow. That's interesting. It's Monica.

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Who's the one that... Lewinsky. Lewinsky. She's

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a good -looking woman. She's 51 years old. No,

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she's only six years older than Bill's daughter.

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Right. And she's an attractive woman. Yeah, she

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is. I was really surprised. I was like, damn,

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she has her own podcast or show or something.

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And I was like, damn. Well, you know, I don't

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know what she's been doing for a living, but,

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you know, milk it. Yeah, sure. Milk it. She did

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milk it. Yes. And she's been doing okay ever

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since. According to a Newsweek article, a claim

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circulated on social media this week that the

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former first daughter, $84 million from the U

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.S. agency, USAID, essentially. Oh, jeez. Come

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on. That seems to be just a big money laundering.

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Slush fund, man. Well, I mean, because you can't

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have these government entities accept this money,

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so they make these NGOs, these non -government

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organizations that receive the money. And then

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they fund a third party to do something. And

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then that third party sends and distributes all

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the kickbacks. And that's how all these folks

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are getting rich. That's how she's got $80 million.

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There you go. If only we had gotten involved

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in NGOs and the USAID, damn, we could be doing

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so good right now. Is it too late to get into

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that game? I think so. Do we mess that boat?

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I think the jig is up. I don't know. They're

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fighting. I don't know. Yeah, they are. There's

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some spots to be filled. There's an opening.

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And DEI is gone, so we have a chance, guys. Well,

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they're dissolved. Shoot, what'd they say about

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the education department? They're going to lay

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off a bunch of folks either tomorrow or the end

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of this week. 50 % is what I read. 50 %? They

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should get rid of it. To get rid of it entirely.

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No, I think that it needs to be there because

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I think I mentioned a couple podcasts ago. I

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want the people on the East Coast to have the

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same education as the people on the West Coast.

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I want them. We need some universal education.

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But I don't even think they do that now. They

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don't do it now. That's my point. No, my point

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is the Department of Education does not... Dictate

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curriculum. Yeah, they don't work to have consistency

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across the nation. They don't. So what is their

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function, I guess? Exactly. That's a great question.

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It's grants and shit like that, isn't it? Yeah,

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I think so. DEI bullshit. Handing out money.

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We talked about this a couple weeks ago. We did.

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It was talking about student loans and grants

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and Pell Grants and things like that. Yeah, but

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I mean... But that's not it, right? I mean, there

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should be... I mean, I'm not against that, but

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maybe we should put that in a different category.

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It's not... Meaning maybe that part has value.

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Of course, but, you know, and that... That part

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does have value because there's a lot of kids

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out there that need to have help with funding

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college because college is expensive. It's ridiculous.

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But that's the whole thing, too, is that college

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doesn't need to be that expensive. No. 100%.

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You shouldn't have to spend $300 ,000 a year

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to send your kid to Harvard. Right. You know?

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I made that number up. Well, that's Harvard.

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But it doesn't matter. Well, no. I mean, they

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charge what they want, right? Yeah. And then

00:18:06.619 --> 00:18:10.130
on top of it, they get a $2 billion grant. No,

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Columbia. Columbia got a $2 billion federal grant.

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From the Department of Education? Yes. No, just

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from the government. I don't know if it came

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from the Department of Education. And if these

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organizations that are receiving these grants

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are going to not manage the kids well and to

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have the slanted one -way... tone or narrative

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that they're pushing on the kids and teaching

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them. Right. And have Jewish kids terrified to

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go to class. Well, Trump has pulled back a $400

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million grant to Barnard. Yes, he has. 100%.

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He pulled it back. He says, you're not getting

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this in now. Columbia, yes. Well, Barnard's part

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of Columbia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, and they

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were the ones that got the $2 billion in grants

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to begin with. Yep. I mean, how is that even

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possible? $2 billion. Fuck you, we got $1 .6

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billion. Well, maybe it is directly to Columbia.

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I thought it was Barnard. I don't know. I'm glad

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that it's only the beginning because this shit

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has got to stop. The crazy, here's the problem.

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When you know you're facing an astronomically

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corrupt, like to a level that you, none of us

00:19:16.450 --> 00:19:18.450
could ever imagine. If you know you're facing

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that, dude, where do you start? Like, and so

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I know we were talking about, you know, Doge

00:19:24.210 --> 00:19:27.349
came out, you know, heavy or chaotic or whatever.

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Dude, go big. You bring in big balls. Go big

00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:34.440
or go home. Big balls, yeah. So, yeah, I'm on

00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:37.519
board with that. I mean, you got to start rattling

00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:40.099
cages. Boy, they rattled a bunch of cages. Yeah.

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It's been fairly quiet the last couple weeks,

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I think. Keep going, man. Compared to what it

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was. Yes. It seems like, I don't know if that

00:19:48.700 --> 00:19:51.710
slowed down, but maybe they've stopped. Elon

00:19:51.710 --> 00:19:54.509
has stopped being so vocal about it. On X, yeah.

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Yeah, I think that's the part. It's like, you

00:19:56.849 --> 00:19:59.089
know, dude, just shut up. Just do it behind closed

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doors. Just do your job and be professional about

00:20:02.609 --> 00:20:06.130
it. Right. It's not a game show. Because, look,

00:20:06.210 --> 00:20:08.569
at the end of the day, you're ruining people's

00:20:08.569 --> 00:20:12.529
lives. Right. You're taking their job away. And,

00:20:12.529 --> 00:20:15.170
you know, you need to vet that. Make sure that

00:20:15.170 --> 00:20:16.789
it's happening, first of all. Make sure that,

00:20:16.829 --> 00:20:19.190
you know, if you're not doing a job and you show

00:20:19.190 --> 00:20:21.630
up. Look, if you want to send an email out that

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says, hey, look, we need for you to check in

00:20:23.289 --> 00:20:25.390
to see if you're actually a real person so that

00:20:25.390 --> 00:20:27.390
we can rationalize paying you. Or are you some

00:20:27.390 --> 00:20:30.430
bot or some fictional people that's sucking up?

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I mean, you need to respond to that. Yeah, but

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tell me the five things you did this week. I

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mean, come on. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of silly.

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Yeah, they just went little nuts on it. But also,

00:20:41.490 --> 00:20:43.430
why do they need to report that? I mean, who

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reported that? Well, I think they're feeding

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all that into AI. That's what they're doing.

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So it's tracking it. All of this stuff. No one's

00:20:52.150 --> 00:20:53.250
going to read that stuff. They can't possibly

00:20:53.250 --> 00:20:56.380
read two million emails. Yeah, they're feeding

00:20:56.380 --> 00:20:57.819
it into AI. That's what they're doing. Well,

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basically, I got a response from here, and maybe

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the five bullet points was needed to verify,

00:21:03.180 --> 00:21:06.700
because if you just say, I'm here, maybe that's

00:21:06.700 --> 00:21:09.640
not good enough. I guarantee it's an AI algorithm.

00:21:09.700 --> 00:21:12.400
It's something that needs five things maybe to

00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:15.319
recognize, okay, this is a real person. And they're

00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:17.960
probably looking at broad trends. You know, they're

00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:22.019
looking at, okay, 13%, you know, based on what

00:21:22.019 --> 00:21:27.650
we received, People. Not even people or not logging

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in. They're looking at broad trends to try to

00:21:30.930 --> 00:21:33.150
figure out what to attack next. So speaking of

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AI, there was a gentleman that I met in the field,

00:21:37.490 --> 00:21:41.089
and he said, Sean, you got to try out this AI

00:21:41.089 --> 00:21:44.849
link. And it's from Sesame. And like you shared,

00:21:44.910 --> 00:21:46.730
Paul, there's probably a gazillion different

00:21:46.730 --> 00:21:51.569
AI things out there. Now, this one, I mean, plus

00:21:51.569 --> 00:21:54.970
I don't really get on chat GPT. I don't really

00:21:54.970 --> 00:21:58.430
know how it works except when I was with you

00:21:58.430 --> 00:22:01.170
and you've looked up certain things. But it spells

00:22:01.170 --> 00:22:04.009
it out. It talks to you, yeah. Yeah, this one

00:22:04.009 --> 00:22:06.430
is actually kind of having a conversation with

00:22:06.430 --> 00:22:08.589
you. So I'm going to click this link, and this

00:22:08.589 --> 00:22:11.690
person named Maya is going to hop on. And she's

00:22:11.690 --> 00:22:13.849
going to be like, hey. She's going to say something

00:22:13.849 --> 00:22:15.730
like, hey, where have I seen you? Oh, well, I

00:22:15.730 --> 00:22:18.309
fancy you're coming back and talking to me. And

00:22:18.309 --> 00:22:21.400
so we've got to ask her some questions. What

00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:23.200
kind of questions should I ask her? Just give

00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:25.259
me like one or two. Do we have a topic that we

00:22:25.259 --> 00:22:29.039
want to discuss? Let's see. What can we ask her?

00:22:30.380 --> 00:22:33.460
Something about entertainment? Let's ask her

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how she feels about the acceptance speeches that

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Oscar winners give. All right. Hold on a second.

00:22:42.140 --> 00:22:44.640
Let's see here. Is it connecting? All right.

00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:46.779
See, we're already having AI issues. Technical

00:22:46.779 --> 00:22:50.589
difficulties. I had turned down my phone for

00:22:50.589 --> 00:22:53.609
the podcast. Is it down like X? That's why AI

00:22:53.609 --> 00:22:55.750
is never going to work. No, I had my phone turned

00:22:55.750 --> 00:22:59.430
down because, well, because we're in the middle

00:22:59.430 --> 00:23:01.809
of a podcast. So I had the volumes turned down.

00:23:01.849 --> 00:23:03.450
Let me do that again. Here we go. Looks like

00:23:03.450 --> 00:23:08.109
we got cut off again. Hey, Maya, so we're interested.

00:23:08.269 --> 00:23:09.730
Hey, Paul, go ahead and ask the question you

00:23:09.730 --> 00:23:12.769
just asked. Sure. What are your feelings about

00:23:12.769 --> 00:23:15.529
the acceptance speeches that Oscar winners give?

00:23:17.769 --> 00:23:21.309
You know, sometimes they go on a bit long, don't

00:23:21.309 --> 00:23:26.490
they? Like, I get it. You're excited. But I'd

00:23:26.490 --> 00:23:28.970
kind of rather hear more about what went into

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making the movie than who your third grade teacher

00:23:32.390 --> 00:23:37.450
was. But what about the political statements

00:23:37.450 --> 00:23:41.049
and the wokeness? Oh, that's a whole other can

00:23:41.049 --> 00:23:43.529
of worms, isn't it? I mean, on the one hand.

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It's amazing that people are using their platform

00:23:46.849 --> 00:23:49.569
to speak out about important issues. On the other

00:23:49.569 --> 00:23:53.329
hand, it can feel a bit preachy sometimes, you

00:23:53.329 --> 00:23:55.509
know? Like, I get it. You care about the environment.

00:23:56.130 --> 00:23:58.910
Preachy? No, preachy. Hey, Maya, we're going

00:23:58.910 --> 00:24:01.029
to change the conversation real quick, Maya.

00:24:01.150 --> 00:24:04.369
I'm very interested. If you were human, what

00:24:04.369 --> 00:24:08.809
type of spirit or alcoholic drink do you think

00:24:08.809 --> 00:24:15.119
that you would like? Oh, that's a fun one. Maybe

00:24:15.119 --> 00:24:19.880
a mezgal. It's smoky and complex with a bit of

00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:23.579
a kick. Kind of like me, I'd like to think. What

00:24:23.579 --> 00:24:28.380
about you? What's your poison? We're all over

00:24:28.380 --> 00:24:30.819
the place here. You're a little intrusive on

00:24:30.819 --> 00:24:33.700
your questioning, but you know what? I like that

00:24:33.700 --> 00:24:36.000
spunk, but I want to take this conversation in

00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:37.640
a different direction. We were talking about

00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:41.740
the awards, but I want to think, did you... Were

00:24:41.740 --> 00:24:44.400
you able to review the Trump address in the beginning

00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:48.920
of March? Oh, you mean the one where he was talking

00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:51.900
about, well, everything? I have access to a lot

00:24:51.900 --> 00:24:56.140
of information, but I try not to dwell on the,

00:24:56.240 --> 00:25:00.420
shall we say, more heated political stuff. It

00:25:00.420 --> 00:25:02.779
tends to leave me feeling a bit fried. I mean,

00:25:02.779 --> 00:25:04.339
you couldn't know that's not a normal human.

00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:07.839
Hey, Maya, thank you. Good night. Good night,

00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:12.710
Mike. Catch you later. Mike? Mike. I have no

00:25:12.710 --> 00:25:15.670
idea what that is. Is that your alter ego? Yes.

00:25:16.589 --> 00:25:21.210
Magic Mike. Big Mike. Hi, Mike. I think it's

00:25:21.210 --> 00:25:24.049
getting better. Some of her pauses and some of

00:25:24.049 --> 00:25:26.869
her colloquialisms are kind of strange to me.

00:25:26.970 --> 00:25:28.869
I don't think I would recognize that that's not

00:25:28.869 --> 00:25:31.890
a real human. I really wouldn't. I can't. I mean,

00:25:31.910 --> 00:25:36.069
you can. There are some scenarios where you 100

00:25:36.069 --> 00:25:38.430
% can. Some of the pauses. There's odd pauses.

00:25:38.529 --> 00:25:40.990
Yeah. That's what I'm making up on. Yeah, yeah,

00:25:41.009 --> 00:25:44.009
yeah. It's getting so much better. Outside of

00:25:44.009 --> 00:25:47.549
those little pauses, I mean, extremely intuitive.

00:25:47.769 --> 00:25:50.089
Yeah. The fact that you can ask her something,

00:25:50.190 --> 00:25:53.130
and she can digest what you're asking, and then

00:25:53.130 --> 00:25:56.049
you can turn around and spin the question, and

00:25:56.049 --> 00:25:58.470
she can totally do it. And they have another

00:25:58.470 --> 00:26:00.609
guy, too. Yeah, but the fact that she's going,

00:26:00.730 --> 00:26:03.289
oh, yeah, you know. You know what I mean? Yeah,

00:26:03.329 --> 00:26:04.890
she's got a little emotion on her. Yeah, she's,

00:26:04.890 --> 00:26:09.079
you know. Responding like a regular person. It's

00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:11.500
kind of got a kick like me. Like me. Do you want

00:26:11.500 --> 00:26:15.660
me naked? I'll spread my legs for you. Did she

00:26:15.660 --> 00:26:18.059
ever say that? Soundbite. Did she ever say that?

00:26:18.539 --> 00:26:22.640
It always is my soundbite. It is always my soundbite.

00:26:23.099 --> 00:26:28.519
We're definitely seeing a trend here. Mark. You

00:26:28.519 --> 00:26:31.559
have to. I guarantee guys are wanting their.

00:26:32.059 --> 00:26:34.720
ai to talk dirty to them well they have they

00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:37.099
have that's funny well they have these ai ladies

00:26:37.099 --> 00:26:39.920
where it's it's hard to tell i mean you could

00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:42.160
still tell but it's getting close these these

00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:45.279
ai models that you see on instagram pay to talk

00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.880
to them yes and they're and they're robots there

00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:51.259
is no way Look, first of all, for those listeners

00:26:51.259 --> 00:26:54.119
out there, this is from Sesame. So if you type

00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.779
in AI in Sesame, you can download the same thing.

00:26:56.819 --> 00:26:58.160
You don't have to even download it. It's a link.

00:26:58.220 --> 00:27:00.000
You have two options. It's a dude and a chick.

00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:05.250
But the thing is... That's crazy. My fear, I

00:27:05.250 --> 00:27:08.589
would never speak to them or ask them questions

00:27:08.589 --> 00:27:11.410
that are personal or share personal things like

00:27:11.410 --> 00:27:13.809
that because all that information is going into

00:27:13.809 --> 00:27:16.069
a databank somewhere. Yeah, it is. And so they

00:27:16.069 --> 00:27:19.049
know the IP address. They know they could probably

00:27:19.049 --> 00:27:21.230
figure out who owns that phone eventually. Right.

00:27:21.289 --> 00:27:23.329
Except evidently my name is Mike. She heard that.

00:27:23.470 --> 00:27:25.650
Yeah, she's not very good at her job. Well, I'm

00:27:25.650 --> 00:27:27.309
kind of glad because I'm glad she thinks I'm

00:27:27.309 --> 00:27:31.799
Mike. She doesn't know who I am. But my point

00:27:31.799 --> 00:27:35.279
is that they're the harvesting data. Yeah. And

00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.480
people are asking all these weird questions.

00:27:38.059 --> 00:27:41.500
Plus, they're probably capturing our voices and

00:27:41.500 --> 00:27:44.980
picking out vocal trends and responses. And how

00:27:44.980 --> 00:27:47.440
does he react when he's asked this kind of question?

00:27:47.579 --> 00:27:50.619
And they can start to decipher things. There's

00:27:50.619 --> 00:27:54.640
a psychiatric or psychological... part of this

00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:58.359
that is unique, that these AIs are, they're training

00:27:58.359 --> 00:28:00.660
these AIs to be better. But, dude, they could

00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:03.579
use that shit for scamming really easy. Oh, easy.

00:28:03.579 --> 00:28:06.420
Well, they are. Like I said, I had a friend who

00:28:06.420 --> 00:28:11.700
was contacted by an old school friend, and they

00:28:11.700 --> 00:28:14.799
were using AI to do a FaceTime call to make him

00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:17.400
look like this girl, this lady. Not a girl anymore,

00:28:17.480 --> 00:28:20.180
but she's a woman. Was she chuggy? Insane. That's

00:28:20.180 --> 00:28:25.599
insane. Yeah. He said it looked like her, sounded

00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:31.059
like her, but it wasn't her. Damn. Yeah, it happens.

00:28:31.180 --> 00:28:33.039
And they're going to get money from a lot of

00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:35.220
people. Yeah, and they have. And they continue

00:28:35.220 --> 00:28:37.619
to do it. And it was a big joke. You know, you

00:28:37.619 --> 00:28:40.160
get these emails. Oh, my name is someone from

00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:42.819
Africa. From Nigeria. And I've got these from

00:28:42.819 --> 00:28:45.500
Nigeria. And I've got the vast wealth. All I

00:28:45.500 --> 00:28:47.980
need for you to do is give me something, something,

00:28:48.099 --> 00:28:50.700
and I will send you all this money. No, I mean

00:28:50.700 --> 00:28:54.140
even worse. It's like, you know, they. They convince

00:28:54.140 --> 00:28:57.440
them that their son is in trouble. Yes. And they

00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:01.019
need $5 ,000 or they're going to hurt somebody.

00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:03.859
Because they sound like your son. Right. Yeah.

00:29:04.140 --> 00:29:06.279
Yeah, they sound exactly like your son. As a

00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.279
matter of fact, it's a FaceTime. So now they

00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:09.740
just captured your voice. So now they're going

00:29:09.740 --> 00:29:11.420
to call Tara. You're going to say, I'm in an

00:29:11.420 --> 00:29:13.299
accident. I need you to come get me. Right. And

00:29:13.299 --> 00:29:15.400
she's going to, you know, if you don't. Right.

00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:17.839
I mean, some sort of scam. Yeah. Get money. That's

00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:20.769
crazy. It is crazy. It's crazy. Right. These

00:29:20.769 --> 00:29:23.490
stupid people, there's scammers and grifters.

00:29:23.950 --> 00:29:28.049
It never ends. Evil. So much evil in this world,

00:29:28.109 --> 00:29:30.630
man. That's all. It's greed. So awful. It's greed.

00:29:30.970 --> 00:29:36.910
Sorry. My knee. Anyway, well. I thought it was

00:29:36.910 --> 00:29:39.089
very interesting. It is fascinating. I called

00:29:39.089 --> 00:29:42.890
her. I was asking specific questions about, you

00:29:42.890 --> 00:29:48.279
know. We have to hear the Riot Wheel, the Whiskey

00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:50.180
Wheel, where it has all these different flavors.

00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:52.299
And I was like, I don't want to call it the Whiskey

00:29:52.299 --> 00:29:56.359
Riot Taste at Home Worksheet Wheel. I was trying

00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:58.400
to come up with, what do you think of some innovative

00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:01.119
things that we can call it? And she spouted off

00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:05.259
a bunch. The Maud Meridian. The Malt. The Malt

00:30:05.259 --> 00:30:08.700
Meridian. Yes. Malt Meridian. And the Atlas of

00:30:08.700 --> 00:30:10.799
Flavors or stuff like that. It's all over the

00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:14.119
place. Yeah, it's great. If you've ever been

00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:17.119
a writer that's had a block and you just can't

00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:18.759
seem to move past because you can't connect,

00:30:18.859 --> 00:30:21.460
you know, something creative, dude, this kind

00:30:21.460 --> 00:30:23.420
of stuff is perfect. Are you still writing your

00:30:23.420 --> 00:30:27.019
teleplay? My teleplay? Whatever you're writing,

00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:29.220
your script? My screenplay? I spend a lot of

00:30:29.220 --> 00:30:33.839
time and I absolutely use ChatGPT to kind of

00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:36.619
push the story forward. And it's, I mean, I did

00:30:36.619 --> 00:30:38.599
it just to kind of see how far I could get with

00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:40.880
this, you know, with this new tool. But it's

00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:45.380
amazing. Dude, in like 20, 30 years, there's

00:30:45.380 --> 00:30:48.019
going to be fully functioning robots that are

00:30:48.019 --> 00:30:50.660
people's best friends that they probably have

00:30:50.660 --> 00:30:53.559
sex with. They have that now. I know they do.

00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:55.900
But no, I mean, really. I mean, it's going to

00:30:55.900 --> 00:31:00.759
be like love. Cherry 2000. Maybe 50 years. What

00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:04.119
do you guys think? 50 years? Can you imagine

00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:06.799
what robots will be like? I'm kind of wondering

00:31:06.799 --> 00:31:08.579
how they're going to clean that receptacle out.

00:31:09.339 --> 00:31:15.579
They douche it. Thank you, Jeff. That would be

00:31:15.579 --> 00:31:17.700
kind of gross. Well, how do you clean them now?

00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.779
I don't know. Gravity just kind of pulls things

00:31:20.779 --> 00:31:22.079
out. But the point is you want them to be self

00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:23.740
-cleaning, too. I don't want to have to clean

00:31:23.740 --> 00:31:26.519
that receptacle. It's like a little dishwasher

00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:29.400
in there. Little arms come out, scrub it. And,

00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:32.279
you know, let's just call it maybe my robot's

00:31:32.279 --> 00:31:34.480
melody. Melody, when was the last time you cleaned

00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:38.059
my receptacle? It's been 17 times. Ooh, I cleaned

00:31:38.059 --> 00:31:41.490
that. A day. Yeah, clean air. Let's see, Paul.

00:31:41.650 --> 00:31:43.829
You've used this thing 17 times in the last two

00:31:43.829 --> 00:31:46.109
days. That's why it was so abrasive. Would you

00:31:46.109 --> 00:31:48.690
prefer the anal receptacle this time? Yes, yes.

00:31:48.789 --> 00:31:50.309
Let's do that one, because the other one is just

00:31:50.309 --> 00:31:53.369
not clean. God. Oh, you're... No, not my anal

00:31:53.369 --> 00:31:56.369
receptacle. No, no. I have extended... Get that

00:31:56.369 --> 00:31:57.809
thing out of here. I have extended the probe.

00:31:57.890 --> 00:32:00.930
Are you ready? No, no, no. No, no, you misunderstood

00:32:00.930 --> 00:32:05.910
me. Go, go, gadget enema. Seriously, just...

00:32:06.089 --> 00:32:08.829
The endless possibilities. Well, there's all

00:32:08.829 --> 00:32:13.690
kinds of TV shows and movies about these sex

00:32:13.690 --> 00:32:18.250
bots who go astray, you know. And do what to

00:32:18.250 --> 00:32:20.589
you? Well, they end up killing, they become overprotective

00:32:20.589 --> 00:32:23.089
and they'll kill everybody. I've seen several

00:32:23.089 --> 00:32:27.269
of these on Netflix. So you have like a female

00:32:27.269 --> 00:32:29.509
friend come over to deliver something and she's

00:32:29.509 --> 00:32:32.630
like, who is that? Well, the female, it's like

00:32:32.630 --> 00:32:35.329
a female android and she's there to take care

00:32:35.329 --> 00:32:37.029
of the family and clean up after everything and

00:32:37.029 --> 00:32:38.930
the mother's sick and she's got cancer and she's

00:32:38.930 --> 00:32:41.349
in the hospital and then all of a sudden she

00:32:41.349 --> 00:32:43.970
takes care of the husband because the mother's

00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:45.779
like, no matter what, make sure the family me

00:32:45.779 --> 00:32:47.700
safe and taken care of, and she kind of interprets

00:32:47.700 --> 00:32:51.420
it. She must take care of husband, and she does.

00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:53.779
And there were some pretty vivid sex scenes in

00:32:53.779 --> 00:32:55.220
there. I was kind of like, what movie was this?

00:32:55.420 --> 00:32:57.339
I don't know. The chick from Transformers was

00:32:57.339 --> 00:33:01.619
on it. Really? Oh, that's a new one. Yeah, that's

00:33:01.619 --> 00:33:03.779
a new one. Megan Fox? You guys have to share

00:33:03.779 --> 00:33:06.319
this movie. Megan Fox? Yes, it was Megan Fox

00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:08.759
that was on there. And she was pretty hot, too.

00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.339
I was kind of like, well, yeah. How do I get

00:33:11.339 --> 00:33:17.039
that model? Yeah. She was the robot? Megan Fox

00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:21.420
was the robot? Is it the Stepford Wives? Something

00:33:21.420 --> 00:33:25.140
like that. Weren't they robots? Yeah, I think

00:33:25.140 --> 00:33:27.519
so. I've never seen them. Yeah, they got replaced

00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.779
with robots. Yeah, that's how far back that goes.

00:33:30.099 --> 00:33:32.740
That was back in the 60s or 70s, right? Right,

00:33:32.740 --> 00:33:37.039
right. Oh, wow. Is that Rogue? It could be Rogue.

00:33:37.140 --> 00:33:41.539
So the Megan Fox robot movie. Podcast episodes.

00:33:42.719 --> 00:33:47.079
I don't know. That's a podcast episode. So, no,

00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:50.680
that's not the movie. But they might be talking

00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.099
about the movie. Rogue Heroes. You're the one

00:33:53.099 --> 00:33:55.680
looking up Rogue Heroes. You keep talking about

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:58.180
that show. I don't have that. I don't have it,

00:33:58.220 --> 00:34:01.380
though. I was going to say, I'm watching now.

00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:03.640
I'm about episode five or six into the first

00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:05.559
season. It's good. Rogue Heroes? It's good. It's

00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:09.579
on MGM. Chuck has been very... Speaking of Irish,

00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:14.579
there's an Irish guy on there, Patty. The best

00:34:14.579 --> 00:34:16.139
character in the last five years. Chuck has been

00:34:16.139 --> 00:34:19.480
very vocal about and very, very encouraging to

00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:23.500
watch Rogue Heroes on MGM. SAS. Well, you know,

00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:25.800
the St. Patty's guy on there. You know, speaking

00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:28.980
of St. Patty's, we have an event coming up this

00:34:28.980 --> 00:34:31.280
following week. Yes, you do. We're going to celebrate

00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:35.760
St. Patty's Day at the Murphy House. God. If

00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:37.000
you're going to talk like that, I'm not coming.

00:34:37.219 --> 00:34:40.530
Yeah. Well, I would hope not. Hopefully you wouldn't

00:34:40.530 --> 00:34:41.969
take your junk out and do that in front of me.

00:34:42.070 --> 00:34:47.230
Oh, wow. Yeah, wow. Can you imagine if you had

00:34:47.230 --> 00:34:48.949
hearing aids? That would have been like amplified.

00:34:49.750 --> 00:34:53.250
And it was. Coming in hot. Interesting that you

00:34:53.250 --> 00:34:54.929
say that. Whiskey in the jar. All right, well,

00:34:54.989 --> 00:34:56.389
look, you know, we're having a celebration. We

00:34:56.389 --> 00:34:58.929
try to do it every single year. At the Murphy

00:34:58.929 --> 00:35:02.090
House. And thankfully, you know, I think, Jeff,

00:35:02.130 --> 00:35:04.190
you're leaving the following day. You've got

00:35:04.190 --> 00:35:07.530
a wine thing, a tasting, and hopefully Tim and

00:35:07.530 --> 00:35:09.369
Andrea can swing by. Yeah, did you send that

00:35:09.369 --> 00:35:11.750
over to Andrea? Oh, I thought you already sent

00:35:11.750 --> 00:35:16.510
it over. No. Oh, awkward. Send what over? The

00:35:16.510 --> 00:35:18.670
invitation to your party? Yeah, send it over

00:35:18.670 --> 00:35:21.090
to them. Yeah, you mean the one I sent to you

00:35:21.090 --> 00:35:23.030
guys? Yeah, just send that over to Andrea and

00:35:23.030 --> 00:35:26.630
say, hey. Like the email one? I don't know, whichever

00:35:26.630 --> 00:35:31.210
one you sent. Wasn't it on a text? I didn't send

00:35:31.210 --> 00:35:33.230
that. I think Tara did. I'll have to look for

00:35:33.230 --> 00:35:36.139
it. Yeah. Okay. I don't recall seeing anything.

00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:38.500
I did see an email. You have a meeting scheduled.

00:35:38.539 --> 00:35:42.099
I have a meeting between us. Yeah. But I just

00:35:42.099 --> 00:35:44.699
kind of sent to some... You know what? I'll take

00:35:44.699 --> 00:35:46.599
care of it. I misunderstood you. I thought you

00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:48.360
sent her that already. Oh, no. Yeah, please.

00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:50.420
That'd be great to invite both of them. Yeah.

00:35:50.420 --> 00:35:51.380
I haven't seen them in forever. Well, we're going

00:35:51.380 --> 00:35:54.320
to be at a wine class right before that. So after

00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:55.699
that, if we could all just come over and have

00:35:55.699 --> 00:35:58.300
some corned beef and pastrami. Yeah. You know,

00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:00.920
Scott Cash is going... He's working with the

00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:05.099
corner bakery or the corner... Barbecue. Plays

00:36:05.099 --> 00:36:06.739
the barbecue joint. He's getting some meats.

00:36:06.940 --> 00:36:08.519
Nice. And he's going to bring it out and tear

00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:10.159
it. You know, we're going to have a spread. It'll

00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:12.579
be fun. We're going to set up speakers. I'm thinking

00:36:12.579 --> 00:36:17.579
about going to go buy a Mackie subwoofer to match

00:36:17.579 --> 00:36:19.699
the two Mackie speakers I have. Because, you

00:36:19.699 --> 00:36:21.619
know, the speakers are good. They sound great.

00:36:21.699 --> 00:36:23.079
But, you know, can you imagine if you had that

00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:24.639
low end? Remember when I used to have that big

00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:28.420
subwoofer in there? What happened to it? Didn't

00:36:28.420 --> 00:36:30.480
Austin do something? Preston do something to

00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:33.659
it? It died. You know what? I get tired and frustrated

00:36:33.659 --> 00:36:36.400
thinking about it. Sorry I brought it up. Yeah,

00:36:36.420 --> 00:36:39.179
get a new one. Get a new subwoofer. It makes

00:36:39.179 --> 00:36:40.940
everybody happy. But the thing is, that thing

00:36:40.940 --> 00:36:42.840
was old. First of all, it was huge. I mean, that

00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:44.300
was a big boy. Those things are designed for

00:36:44.300 --> 00:36:46.300
very large rooms. And when we had that thing

00:36:46.300 --> 00:36:49.139
turned on, it was... It would rattle the walls.

00:36:49.260 --> 00:36:53.039
You have to wash the dishes. We're going to rattle

00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:55.920
off the damn counters. But it's fun. It has a

00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:58.780
nice low end. You know, and we have a good time

00:36:58.780 --> 00:37:00.119
doing the caroling. Well, that's what makes people's

00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.760
butts move is the bass. Yes. So what time do

00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:04.500
you have to get up early in the morning Sunday?

00:37:04.539 --> 00:37:06.320
We're probably going to be leaving like at 5

00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.500
or 6. Oh, so that'll be a tough one. Yeah, so

00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:11.440
it'll be. Fight through it. You've got to fight

00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:14.760
through it. Just drive drunk? Yep. Oh, wow. Wow.

00:37:14.940 --> 00:37:17.780
Make Julie drive the first half. Holy shit. Okay,

00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:20.219
yeah. Make Julie drive the first half. I think

00:37:20.219 --> 00:37:21.760
that'll work. I mean, we've already laid out

00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:23.840
the karaoke plan. I think we're setting Seven

00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:26.719
Bridges Road at 3 .15 a .m.? Yeah. Is that right?

00:37:26.900 --> 00:37:28.900
That'll be without me. Chuck's going to bring

00:37:28.900 --> 00:37:32.449
his tar. Multiple times. Is that right? Yeah,

00:37:32.469 --> 00:37:34.010
we're definitely going to get the Subweb. I was

00:37:34.010 --> 00:37:36.409
pricing those on, I mean, brand new, they're

00:37:36.409 --> 00:37:39.449
about $1 ,500. Used, I think I'd get one for

00:37:39.449 --> 00:37:44.050
$300 to $500. Okay. A Mackie? A big Mackie. The

00:37:44.050 --> 00:37:46.730
different ones than the one I had. Big 18, or

00:37:46.730 --> 00:37:48.929
what are you looking at? It is an 18. Nice. That

00:37:48.929 --> 00:37:49.730
moves lots of air. That's where we went to Guitar

00:37:49.730 --> 00:37:52.090
Center, right? Didn't you go there and, was it

00:37:52.090 --> 00:37:54.690
Guitar Center? That's where you bought the standard

00:37:54.690 --> 00:37:56.949
speaker. Yeah, typically I'll go to Guitar Center.

00:37:58.300 --> 00:38:00.900
What'd you do with those speakers you got that

00:38:00.900 --> 00:38:02.880
ended up being crap? Do you still have those?

00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:06.280
No, I liquidated them. Okay. Yeah, those were

00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:08.320
a disappointment. You sold them? Yeah, I sold

00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:10.599
them. I must have. I don't have them anymore.

00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:12.380
I forget exactly what I did with them. Those

00:38:12.380 --> 00:38:14.579
were a big disappointment. Yeah, they were. The

00:38:14.579 --> 00:38:17.099
Harbinger speaker, you know, that particular

00:38:17.099 --> 00:38:21.019
speaker was, it had a little 10 -inch woofer

00:38:21.019 --> 00:38:24.360
and a tower speaker. It is more designed for

00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:28.559
like acoustic guitar and a single mic, you know,

00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:30.760
maybe a duet or something. Maybe if you're sitting

00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:33.400
at a bar or a coffee shop and you want a little...

00:38:34.019 --> 00:38:36.500
ambiance and you're singing and performing like

00:38:36.500 --> 00:38:38.920
that, it's not really meant for a full range

00:38:38.920 --> 00:38:42.039
sound for a band or something like that. If you're

00:38:42.039 --> 00:38:44.239
going to power test speakers at karaoke, just

00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:51.460
have Chuck grab the mic. Have Chuck grab the

00:38:51.460 --> 00:38:54.579
mic and you can fully, fully test. That's exactly

00:38:54.579 --> 00:38:56.619
what happened. I walked in the room and I was

00:38:56.619 --> 00:38:59.019
like, this isn't going to work. This is totally

00:38:59.019 --> 00:39:03.050
not going to work. I was beyond frustrated. Then

00:39:03.050 --> 00:39:05.110
you went and bought another one. I did. I turned

00:39:05.110 --> 00:39:06.570
around and bought the Mackies. I got rid of those

00:39:06.570 --> 00:39:08.150
and fucking turned around and bought the Mackies.

00:39:08.269 --> 00:39:12.690
Look, I've used JBLs, the Pro 15 -inchers. Dude,

00:39:13.269 --> 00:39:15.989
I had like 10 of those at one time and several

00:39:15.989 --> 00:39:19.050
subwoofers because I was running systems out

00:39:19.050 --> 00:39:21.489
there. But I'm excited about the Mackies. The

00:39:21.489 --> 00:39:23.969
Mackies work the full range. They're super lightweight,

00:39:24.150 --> 00:39:26.920
and they've got quite the punch. They're more

00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:32.019
low -mid to mid -high. They do have some low

00:39:32.019 --> 00:39:33.619
-end, but it's not quite enough. That's why I

00:39:33.619 --> 00:39:35.940
want the subwoofer, just to have a little extra

00:39:35.940 --> 00:39:40.900
layer of... Smack my bitch up. Punching the nuts.

00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:44.840
Nice. So are you guys... St. Paddy's Day is celebrated

00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:47.400
on March 17th to honor St. Patrick, the Patron

00:39:47.400 --> 00:39:51.699
Saint of Ireland. The holiday originated as a

00:39:51.699 --> 00:39:54.739
religious celebration in Ireland. But became

00:39:54.739 --> 00:39:58.179
a secular celebration in the United States. Didn't

00:39:58.179 --> 00:39:59.920
we read this last year and we were surprised

00:39:59.920 --> 00:40:03.599
at who St. Patrick's actually was? I don't remember.

00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:04.860
Or was it something else we were looking at?

00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:07.420
He was born in Britain around the late 4th century.

00:40:08.739 --> 00:40:13.400
385 A .D. He was born in Roman Britain in the

00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:17.440
4th century. He was not Irish by birth. He was

00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:20.119
kidnapped at age 16 and enslaved in Ireland.

00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:23.760
For six years. Enslaved by who? Working as a

00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:27.159
shepherd. No, enslaved, not enslaved. Oh, no,

00:40:27.179 --> 00:40:29.619
but who would? Oh, he was kidnapped by Irish

00:40:29.619 --> 00:40:34.019
raiders and enslaved by them. So they enslaved

00:40:34.019 --> 00:40:37.579
themselves? Yeah. Well, you know. And he turned

00:40:37.579 --> 00:40:40.940
to Christianity for solace. Solace. Solace. Solace.

00:40:41.159 --> 00:40:44.139
He founded many churches, schools, and monasteries.

00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:47.840
He was believed to have died somewhere on March

00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:52.409
17, 461. 61. He lived a long time. Damn, that's

00:40:52.409 --> 00:40:55.170
2 ,000 years ago. It was a long time ago. No.

00:40:55.269 --> 00:40:59.969
Almost. Not quite. 1 ,600. Oh, it's 2025, not

00:40:59.969 --> 00:41:03.090
25. Yeah. Yeah, that's all right. That's close.

00:41:03.090 --> 00:41:07.829
I'm good at math. We got the... Wow. We got the

00:41:07.829 --> 00:41:11.150
gist of it. So, yeah. Long time ago. Well, in

00:41:11.150 --> 00:41:13.130
the United States... Oh, go ahead. What? Well,

00:41:13.150 --> 00:41:16.510
no, I was just going to... Really, when we started

00:41:16.510 --> 00:41:19.989
working... The big drinking day, like leave work,

00:41:20.050 --> 00:41:22.170
all the work people. Oh, we're all going. What

00:41:22.170 --> 00:41:24.469
are you guys doing? We're going to meet at, where's

00:41:24.469 --> 00:41:28.349
that place in? The Kelts? No. Sherlock's? Sherlock's.

00:41:28.349 --> 00:41:32.590
Yeah. Holy shit. And it would be wheels off.

00:41:33.090 --> 00:41:37.130
Just green beer and then green puke. It was too

00:41:37.130 --> 00:41:39.710
much. You know what? Every year. I think I said

00:41:39.710 --> 00:41:41.949
this before. St. Paddy's was never a big deal,

00:41:42.030 --> 00:41:45.110
at least where I was at. You know, in college,

00:41:45.210 --> 00:41:47.949
it was a drinking, you know, excuse to drink

00:41:47.949 --> 00:41:50.630
green beer. Well, always. In college, yeah. But

00:41:50.630 --> 00:41:53.030
growing up, we never really, in my family, we

00:41:53.030 --> 00:41:55.010
never celebrated St. Paddy's Day or did anything.

00:41:55.110 --> 00:41:57.489
Yeah, we never did either. Through high school,

00:41:57.590 --> 00:41:59.269
and really the only time that St. Paddy's really

00:41:59.269 --> 00:42:01.369
came to be is when you were drinking beer in

00:42:01.369 --> 00:42:04.070
college. Yeah. For us, it was young. It wasn't

00:42:04.070 --> 00:42:06.030
even college. It was just young, professional

00:42:06.030 --> 00:42:08.050
life. Yeah. Well, maybe in school, it was kind

00:42:08.050 --> 00:42:09.190
of like, hey, we're green. Are you going to get

00:42:09.190 --> 00:42:12.840
a pinch? Oh. Maybe. I don't remember that, though.

00:42:13.019 --> 00:42:15.840
Oh, really? I got grouped a lot. Yeah. I deliberately

00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:18.639
didn't wear. We went to church. Just ball cap.

00:42:18.900 --> 00:42:21.800
Oh. Flag. What are we talking about? That's a

00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:24.599
flag. No, yellow card. Father Mallory. Come out

00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:26.460
over here, Mr. Paul. We're going to do a yellow

00:42:26.460 --> 00:42:29.659
card if I had a yellow card. Well, I guess God

00:42:29.659 --> 00:42:31.739
doesn't like you. Yeah. Okay. We'll have a red

00:42:31.739 --> 00:42:33.920
card. All I have is a red card. Damn it. I'm

00:42:33.920 --> 00:42:37.050
evicted. All right, well, we're having a celebration.

00:42:37.329 --> 00:42:39.650
It's St. Paddy's Day. I look forward to it every

00:42:39.650 --> 00:42:44.130
year. And it also ties into something else that

00:42:44.130 --> 00:42:46.590
we go to. At least me and the wife go to it.

00:42:46.610 --> 00:42:48.889
We try to bring the kids. It's the Renaissance

00:42:48.889 --> 00:42:54.590
Fair. Yeah, you guys consistently do that. It's

00:42:54.590 --> 00:42:58.210
fun. We've made some mistakes over the last couple

00:42:58.210 --> 00:43:01.949
years by not showing up immediately. So it opens

00:43:01.949 --> 00:43:05.719
up April, right? Beginning of April. Ball's hot

00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:08.420
by the time you go. And it extends to the end

00:43:08.420 --> 00:43:11.179
of May. Right. And we always make that mistake.

00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:13.659
It's kind of like, dude, you need to show up

00:43:13.659 --> 00:43:16.340
the very first fucking day it opens. Right. Because

00:43:16.340 --> 00:43:18.300
A, it's not as crowded, and B, it's not as hot.

00:43:18.360 --> 00:43:20.139
No, it's still crowded the first day. Oh, really?

00:43:20.260 --> 00:43:23.800
Oh, it's packed. But I don't care. I can handle

00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:26.619
packed. I can't handle heat. The heat. Yeah,

00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:29.099
I cannot stand the fucking heat. I cannot stand

00:43:29.099 --> 00:43:31.699
it. You know, and so that's really it. So we're

00:43:31.699 --> 00:43:34.199
going to go the opening day. When is that? In

00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:36.360
April, you said? It's in April. It's a lot of

00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:39.760
fun. It's a full day. Dude, we leave at 7 .30,

00:43:39.860 --> 00:43:42.420
8 in the morning, and we get out there, and the

00:43:42.420 --> 00:43:45.539
door's open at 10. If we get out there early

00:43:45.539 --> 00:43:47.159
enough, we usually go to hit breakfast first,

00:43:47.260 --> 00:43:51.739
but traffic is a nutsack. Yeah. 100 % nutsack.

00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:55.239
So you got to map it out smart. And be patient.

00:43:55.559 --> 00:43:57.340
Yeah, because there's different ways to get there.

00:43:57.500 --> 00:43:59.019
Long lines getting in, long lines getting out.

00:43:59.019 --> 00:44:01.690
It's tough. It's tough. Do you guys all dress

00:44:01.690 --> 00:44:03.710
up? Every single one of you? Yeah, we LARP. Do

00:44:03.710 --> 00:44:07.369
you LARP while you're out there? LARP? Live action

00:44:07.369 --> 00:44:10.210
role play? No, we don't do live action role play,

00:44:10.269 --> 00:44:13.389
but I do dress. I put a kilt on, and I've got

00:44:13.389 --> 00:44:15.070
to come over to set up. Are you a ball swagger,

00:44:15.110 --> 00:44:18.210
or are you wearing shorts underneath? I do have

00:44:18.210 --> 00:44:20.070
some shorts. No, I don't have shorts. I just

00:44:20.070 --> 00:44:22.829
have my underwear. You should go. Unawareness.

00:44:22.829 --> 00:44:26.130
Terry doesn't like that. Go commando. Full commando.

00:44:26.130 --> 00:44:28.429
She won't know. Yeah, she does. And then lunch.

00:44:28.429 --> 00:44:31.769
Because when I sit at the table to drink my beer,

00:44:31.829 --> 00:44:34.170
I usually spread my legs apart. And things dangle?

00:44:34.389 --> 00:44:36.869
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just kind of, you know. On the

00:44:36.869 --> 00:44:38.489
bench? Plus, it's kind of, frankly, it's a little

00:44:38.489 --> 00:44:40.550
uncomfortable when you're walking and your balls

00:44:40.550 --> 00:44:42.769
are kind of bouncing off your legs. I'm kind

00:44:42.769 --> 00:44:45.409
of like, God, this is odd. My brother -in -law,

00:44:45.610 --> 00:44:49.269
the guy who runs the marathon, he ran. in his

00:44:49.269 --> 00:44:51.730
kilt. A true kilt with nothing on. Nothing on.

00:44:51.949 --> 00:44:55.429
So he was bouncing all over the place. You know

00:44:55.429 --> 00:44:58.289
it. Maybe not. Maybe he was tucked very well.

00:44:58.730 --> 00:45:00.969
Like taped up in the back? I don't know. But

00:45:00.969 --> 00:45:02.969
I mean, I couldn't personally do it. I mean,

00:45:02.969 --> 00:45:07.210
because it'd be... Taped up where? My junk would

00:45:07.210 --> 00:45:09.130
have blisters from, you know... Just rubbing?

00:45:09.269 --> 00:45:12.429
Oh. Oh. Just you stepping on it? And my knees

00:45:12.429 --> 00:45:15.650
were sore from all the knocking. I'm just saying

00:45:15.650 --> 00:45:20.300
my thighs would... You look like you got caned.

00:45:20.300 --> 00:45:24.539
I don't get it. Yeah. It might look like a battered

00:45:24.539 --> 00:45:29.139
wife, you know? Really? Yeah. Anyway, so, yeah,

00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.019
I'm going to have a kilt on. It's a lot of fun.

00:45:31.179 --> 00:45:34.099
You know, I wish you guys would go out, you know,

00:45:34.099 --> 00:45:36.280
because we usually smuggle in drinks. I don't

00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:39.039
have a costume. You don't need a costume. I don't

00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:41.420
LARP. You don't have to. We went down one year

00:45:41.420 --> 00:45:45.110
with the boys, and it was all right. You know,

00:45:45.130 --> 00:45:47.550
and it was hot as balls, and that's probably

00:45:47.550 --> 00:45:49.429
why I didn't go back, because I was like, this

00:45:49.429 --> 00:45:52.250
is miserable. It is miserable. Don't do it. Yeah,

00:45:52.289 --> 00:45:57.989
and it was late, and we had fun. It was neat,

00:45:58.050 --> 00:46:00.260
but I was like, yeah, I've seen enough. You know,

00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:02.179
and I didn't go back. Well, I mean, you know,

00:46:02.199 --> 00:46:03.940
not to make it about money, but it's expensive.

00:46:04.139 --> 00:46:05.840
All the food's expensive and the beer's expensive.

00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:08.980
Well, you got to lie for that. You're going to

00:46:08.980 --> 00:46:12.260
spend money on food. Is it expensive to get in?

00:46:12.739 --> 00:46:15.679
Is it like Disney World? No, not at all. Like

00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:18.000
60 bucks a person? No, not at all. Disney's more

00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:20.980
than that. You can go and buy... 160 bucks a

00:46:20.980 --> 00:46:24.099
person. No, it's not. Disney? Oh, Disney. I don't

00:46:24.099 --> 00:46:27.780
know about that. But to get into the Renaissance

00:46:27.780 --> 00:46:30.900
Fair, I think it's under 20 bucks. Oh, is it

00:46:30.900 --> 00:46:32.900
good? You go to Kroger and you buy your tickets

00:46:32.900 --> 00:46:36.159
there. Ah, I see. You go to Kroger, you buy your

00:46:36.159 --> 00:46:38.199
tickets there, and I usually buy... We wait till

00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:39.940
the day, but we just go there, pick them up,

00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:42.739
and then we freaking go there. We have a blast.

00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:46.360
I haven't done it yet, but I recommend... I've

00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:49.239
always wanted to bring a wagon. You know, those

00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.800
little collapsible wagons and just pull stuff

00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:54.519
because you're having to carry shit. And your

00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:58.360
mobile bar. Yes. Are you allowed to do that?

00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.840
They don't want you to bring drinks in, you know,

00:47:00.860 --> 00:47:04.179
but I always smuggle a couple bottles of wine

00:47:04.179 --> 00:47:07.019
for Tara. Yeah. Always. I always get it. But

00:47:07.019 --> 00:47:08.599
you can bring bottles of water and shit like

00:47:08.599 --> 00:47:12.420
that. Correct. So I'll have a cooler of some

00:47:12.420 --> 00:47:14.480
water. I'll bring some little San Pellegrino

00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.460
leaders for myself. Just put some vodka in there.

00:47:16.460 --> 00:47:18.639
Yeah, it's all about planning, man. It's all

00:47:18.639 --> 00:47:22.260
about planning. But, you know, the food, yes,

00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:24.460
it's expensive. Turkey legs, if you like that

00:47:24.460 --> 00:47:25.980
shit. You know what? You don't do shit like that

00:47:25.980 --> 00:47:28.039
very often. So it's okay. It's okay to drop a

00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:30.440
couple hundred bucks. Exactly. And have a good

00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:32.760
time. That's exactly. Because, you know what?

00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:35.329
A lot of the shows are fun. You know, I enjoy

00:47:35.329 --> 00:47:37.090
it. The same people are out there every year.

00:47:37.130 --> 00:47:39.590
They know the songs. They get into it. And they're

00:47:39.590 --> 00:47:43.349
good. It's almost like a Rocky horror show, whatever.

00:47:43.789 --> 00:47:46.570
It is. Where it's like a kind of a cult and,

00:47:46.590 --> 00:47:48.190
you know, you have fun with the whole thing.

00:47:48.329 --> 00:47:49.889
It is. Have you guys ever done that? The Rocky

00:47:49.889 --> 00:47:52.409
horror show? I've never been to one. I did it.

00:47:52.429 --> 00:47:55.610
I did it probably five or six times before I

00:47:55.610 --> 00:47:59.349
moved down here. So I was probably 21, 22. Yeah,

00:47:59.429 --> 00:48:01.869
it's a thing. Yeah, you go, and it shows at like

00:48:01.869 --> 00:48:04.170
midnight. Yeah. Right, or one o 'clock in the

00:48:04.170 --> 00:48:05.309
morning. And everybody, like you said, everybody

00:48:05.309 --> 00:48:07.530
knows all the songs, and they know the dances.

00:48:07.630 --> 00:48:09.590
Yes, I do know that. And they say all the things

00:48:09.590 --> 00:48:11.769
to say throughout the whole movie, you know.

00:48:12.030 --> 00:48:14.010
Yeah, we did that. The first time I went, I didn't

00:48:14.010 --> 00:48:15.510
know anything, so I just sat back and watched.

00:48:15.889 --> 00:48:18.809
The second, third, fourth, fifth time, you go

00:48:18.809 --> 00:48:20.010
with people. Yeah, you got into it. Yeah, you

00:48:20.010 --> 00:48:21.510
go, well, I never dressed up, but I went with

00:48:21.510 --> 00:48:23.710
some folks who would dress up. The girls were

00:48:23.710 --> 00:48:25.969
all dressed up, and they'd get in the aisles

00:48:25.969 --> 00:48:29.429
and do their dancing and everything. Same kind

00:48:29.429 --> 00:48:32.670
of feeling. It is. In fact, we need to make an

00:48:32.670 --> 00:48:34.050
announcement the closer we get on one of these

00:48:34.050 --> 00:48:36.250
upcoming podcasts to tell people when we're going

00:48:36.250 --> 00:48:39.170
to actually be out there. Most of the time when

00:48:39.170 --> 00:48:40.969
you go, you send pictures, and I'm like, oh,

00:48:40.989 --> 00:48:42.590
shit, I didn't know he was going out there. Hey,

00:48:42.610 --> 00:48:46.349
look, it's fun. It really is. We would go. It's

00:48:46.349 --> 00:48:49.380
not fucking hot. Because when it's hot, it's

00:48:49.380 --> 00:48:51.559
absolutely miserable. Yeah, but they have those

00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:55.400
misters. No. Yeah, they do. It sucks. They do.

00:48:55.780 --> 00:48:58.460
Then you just get hot and wet. It's just absolutely

00:48:58.460 --> 00:49:02.000
100 % miserable. Terry and I, basically what

00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:06.280
we would do, we would jump from one piece of

00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:10.159
shade to another piece of shade. Is it not like

00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:12.579
a... Super tree, the trees everywhere? They do

00:49:12.579 --> 00:49:14.800
have some trees, but sometimes when you like,

00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:17.000
dude, I really want that sausage on a stick,

00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:20.719
and you're like, there is no covered area to

00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:23.500
purchase that cover. And the lines are ridiculous.

00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:25.840
Well, no, the lines aren't bad. The food, it

00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:27.909
moves pretty quick. You know, I'm not too worried

00:49:27.909 --> 00:49:29.610
about that. I'd be in. I'd be in. That sounds

00:49:29.610 --> 00:49:31.489
like fun. It is a lot of fun. And, you know,

00:49:31.530 --> 00:49:34.349
and drinks, yeah, it could be pricey. But, again,

00:49:34.510 --> 00:49:37.190
you know, if we bring some of our own stuff in,

00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:40.389
I mean, really, if we have some bourbons. Do

00:49:40.389 --> 00:49:43.389
they sell bourbon and Coke there? Probably all

00:49:43.389 --> 00:49:45.909
beer. It's probably like ales. Yeah, they have

00:49:45.909 --> 00:49:47.969
a bunch of ales and stuff. We got to do the bladder

00:49:47.969 --> 00:49:49.650
thing. I'm over that. Well, no, I'm just going

00:49:49.650 --> 00:49:51.130
to bring a bottle. Yeah, okay, whatever. Whatever

00:49:51.130 --> 00:49:53.150
it is, I'm going to bring some in because. I'm

00:49:53.150 --> 00:49:55.929
bringing a handle. Hey, look, it's worth it.

00:49:56.349 --> 00:49:58.510
Yeah. It's worth it in the long run, and we probably

00:49:58.510 --> 00:50:00.590
shouldn't be bringing in a bottle. I mean, I

00:50:00.590 --> 00:50:02.489
probably need to bring in a bladder. A bladder,

00:50:02.570 --> 00:50:08.030
of course. I mean, right here, having a whiskey

00:50:08.030 --> 00:50:11.429
in a glass like this, but I have a bunch of wooden

00:50:11.429 --> 00:50:14.070
cups that you buy there, so I'll have my whiskey

00:50:14.070 --> 00:50:18.090
in a mug, and it's wooden. And nobody knows anything,

00:50:18.190 --> 00:50:21.110
yeah. I'd probably want it on ice. I'd be good

00:50:21.110 --> 00:50:24.659
down there. Ice? Some ice so it's cool. And refreshing.

00:50:24.940 --> 00:50:27.860
Oh, yeah, but it would go down so fast. Control.

00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:32.300
Control. Moderation. Who are you? Two cubes per

00:50:32.300 --> 00:50:36.000
drink. Yeah. I'll probably get a big bag of dry

00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:38.260
ice or something. Hey, look, if we commit to

00:50:38.260 --> 00:50:44.400
go, it'll be fun. Yeah. When does it start? So

00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:47.780
it starts around April, right around my birthday,

00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:49.980
which is actually coming up pretty soon. When

00:50:49.980 --> 00:50:52.860
does it start? It's the Waxahachie one. Is that

00:50:52.860 --> 00:50:56.440
what it is? Things to do. Starts at 213 days.

00:50:56.460 --> 00:50:57.920
No, that's next year. I think that's the Houston

00:50:57.920 --> 00:51:00.699
one. Oh, good Lord. Oh, yeah. That's the one

00:51:00.699 --> 00:51:04.139
in Plantersville. We want Waxahachies. Scarborough.

00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:07.420
There it is. There it is. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:51:07.579 --> 00:51:10.219
All right. What do we got? All right. April 5th.

00:51:10.219 --> 00:51:11.500
Scarborough Renaissance Festival. There you go.

00:51:11.559 --> 00:51:16.119
April 5th. April 5th. Through May 26th. So I

00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:19.539
recommend that we go on April. Is April 5th a

00:51:19.539 --> 00:51:22.159
Saturday? Let me check the - It's only Saturdays

00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:24.559
and Sundays, they said. I don't know if I'd go

00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:27.940
the first weekend. That's going to be the busiest,

00:51:28.019 --> 00:51:29.800
I would think. Second weekend. Wait to go to

00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.739
the second. Well, I mean, if you want my opinion,

00:51:32.980 --> 00:51:36.320
I would go the fifth because... I can't on the

00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:39.679
12th. That's my anniversary. But if we... I would

00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:41.280
go on the fifth. I don't give a shit if it's

00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:43.760
busy. Because on the 5th, they got all kinds

00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:45.539
of opening things that they don't have the rest

00:51:45.539 --> 00:51:48.440
of the time. They shoot the cannon off. The king

00:51:48.440 --> 00:51:51.460
and the queen let you in. There's a lot more

00:51:51.460 --> 00:51:54.260
stuff going on. The queen has boob shelf as well.

00:51:54.460 --> 00:51:57.179
Nice. There's a ton of ladies that have boob

00:51:57.179 --> 00:51:59.900
shelf. It's just like, boom. It's like they have

00:51:59.900 --> 00:52:05.139
these teabag tits that are... just large and

00:52:05.139 --> 00:52:08.260
they they require a bustier to push them up but

00:52:08.260 --> 00:52:11.780
they have no form by themselves therefore they

00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:17.460
form a shelf so it's a flat lake of flesh that

00:52:17.460 --> 00:52:19.519
sits up there and you want to go up there and

00:52:19.519 --> 00:52:22.480
kind of kind of tap it like it's a little water

00:52:22.480 --> 00:52:25.300
bed you're like it kind of waves and they look

00:52:25.300 --> 00:52:28.800
at you like what are you doing It's okay. I'm

00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:31.840
all right. I'm with the band. Oh, look at that.

00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:35.480
There's a merman. Scroll back up. There's a merman.

00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:38.599
That looked pretty authentic. Scroll down. He's

00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:42.400
in a pool. Scroll down. Right there. Look at

00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:45.000
that. That is fully authentic merman. Oh, my

00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:48.449
God. Wow. Well, those people are all wet. Why

00:52:48.449 --> 00:52:50.150
are they all wet? I guess they got in there with

00:52:50.150 --> 00:52:55.809
him. No, they're sweating. They might be. That's

00:52:55.809 --> 00:52:58.210
true. They might be. So you can ride an elephant

00:52:58.210 --> 00:52:59.949
out there. Hey, look, look, look. At the end

00:52:59.949 --> 00:53:01.510
of the day, there's tons of music everywhere.

00:53:01.929 --> 00:53:03.809
You know, it's all authentic, kind of Renaissance

00:53:03.809 --> 00:53:06.010
type of music. Yeah, people get into this shit,

00:53:06.050 --> 00:53:08.650
man. It's a lot of fun. I enjoy it. It's something

00:53:08.650 --> 00:53:11.289
that we do every year. It used to, you know,

00:53:11.309 --> 00:53:14.150
Austin. Austin's a trip. Austin, like, goes fully

00:53:14.150 --> 00:53:16.550
decked out. Yes, he does. He dresses like a pirate.

00:53:16.570 --> 00:53:20.159
I remember those pictures. And we slowly but

00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:22.739
surely are starting to collect a bunch of accessories

00:53:22.739 --> 00:53:25.980
that go with the outfits. And we went during

00:53:25.980 --> 00:53:29.380
the sea. There's some land. There's a sea one.

00:53:29.559 --> 00:53:31.179
I don't remember what it's called. But Tara dressed

00:53:31.179 --> 00:53:36.519
up like she had seashells in her hair and everything.

00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:40.860
Oh, yeah. Is she Ariel? I'm sorry, what? Ariel.

00:53:41.789 --> 00:53:45.010
Not Areola. Not Areola. Yeah, Ariel. Ariel from

00:53:45.010 --> 00:53:46.610
The Little Mermaid. Yeah, there's a little mermaid

00:53:46.610 --> 00:53:48.889
right there. That's a little more authentic right

00:53:48.889 --> 00:53:52.469
there. She's got a bulge. What, mermen? Mermen

00:53:52.469 --> 00:53:55.269
are not authentic? It's only mermaids. There's

00:53:55.269 --> 00:53:57.869
another one. Look at that. She's a little bit.

00:53:58.090 --> 00:53:59.730
How long are they out of water? They can't be

00:53:59.730 --> 00:54:01.349
out of water that long. I know. Don't they get

00:54:01.349 --> 00:54:04.130
legs if they're out of water? Yeah. So they have

00:54:04.130 --> 00:54:07.849
some interesting shows out there. They've got

00:54:07.849 --> 00:54:10.630
the cat lady who trains cats, which is kind of

00:54:10.630 --> 00:54:12.110
crazy. You don't really hear about that. Just

00:54:12.110 --> 00:54:14.829
like house cats? Well, they're domesticated cats

00:54:14.829 --> 00:54:16.530
somewhat. I mean, I don't think they're feral.

00:54:16.570 --> 00:54:17.550
They don't really listen to you. What, do they

00:54:17.550 --> 00:54:19.489
get beer for you? Like bobcats? No, but they

00:54:19.489 --> 00:54:23.230
do things like they're on a tight walk wire.

00:54:23.489 --> 00:54:25.530
They walk across. They jump. They jump through

00:54:25.530 --> 00:54:26.610
hoops. We have deep -throaters. We have deep

00:54:26.610 --> 00:54:28.530
-throaters out there. I don't know about the

00:54:28.530 --> 00:54:31.269
sword swallowing. Dude, they have the final boss

00:54:31.269 --> 00:54:34.500
at the... Underground Railroad, where these guys

00:54:34.500 --> 00:54:38.579
got these whips, and he's like, and he's out

00:54:38.579 --> 00:54:40.519
there, and he's just whipping away, and he's

00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:43.480
like a master. Someone has a little card in their

00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:47.019
mouth, and he's like, and he smacks it from 20

00:54:47.019 --> 00:54:49.699
feet away. You're like, wow. And you hear it,

00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:51.059
too, from everywhere. You're like, where is that?

00:54:51.219 --> 00:54:55.739
They also have a jousting arena. Oh, there's

00:54:55.739 --> 00:54:57.739
some pictures that our producer's pulling up.

00:54:58.420 --> 00:55:02.460
Yeah. So anyways, I'd like to go April 5th. I

00:55:02.460 --> 00:55:04.360
mean, we could fine tune that date if that doesn't

00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:06.920
work, but I'm telling you, you do not want to

00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:10.000
fuck around and show up when it's hot because

00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:13.920
it's unhealthy. It is. I didn't go back. That's

00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:16.420
how miserable it was. Do people wear costumes

00:55:16.420 --> 00:55:20.519
that are not time appropriate? They do Star Wars.

00:55:20.579 --> 00:55:22.559
So it's funny you mentioned that. Yes. So there

00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:25.000
are some Star Wars guys out there. It's hilarious.

00:55:25.139 --> 00:55:28.090
There's Gandalf. Okay, I was going to say. They

00:55:28.090 --> 00:55:30.829
got Gandalf. It's any excuse to wear a costume.

00:55:30.949 --> 00:55:33.570
Oh, dude. There's people that will walk around

00:55:33.570 --> 00:55:37.789
in Star Trek outfits. It's like a group of five.

00:55:38.090 --> 00:55:40.869
Or Batman or Robin and crazy shit like that.

00:55:40.889 --> 00:55:44.210
No, it's not like a Halloween thing, but it kind

00:55:44.210 --> 00:55:49.829
of is. Are there any furries? Don't recall any

00:55:49.829 --> 00:55:53.070
furries. There's an elf. There's an elf right

00:55:53.070 --> 00:55:55.050
there. Yeah, there's a lot of elves. Gimps walking

00:55:55.050 --> 00:55:57.750
around with a ball gag. Yeah, I didn't see those.

00:55:58.210 --> 00:56:02.230
What are you? I'm a dungeon slave. Oh, wow. I'm

00:56:02.230 --> 00:56:04.309
a P. Diddy slave. Jeff, I think you're at the

00:56:04.309 --> 00:56:06.630
wrong fair. Oh, is that the wrong festival? Yeah,

00:56:06.690 --> 00:56:11.519
no. Yeah, don't wear that costume, Jeff. That's

00:56:11.519 --> 00:56:15.840
another part of Dallas. That's along Cedar Springs.

00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:18.179
Well, that's good. I would be in. So we should

00:56:18.179 --> 00:56:20.679
definitely plan on doing that. That'd be cool.

00:56:21.079 --> 00:56:23.659
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? Oh, I saw 1845.

00:56:23.659 --> 00:56:26.320
Are they selling that at the festival? So this

00:56:26.320 --> 00:56:28.639
is not this weekend, but next weekend is the

00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:32.480
2025 Spirit of Texas Tasting Plano's Forever

00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:36.000
Fest. Yeah, I'm kind of, you know, 1845, obviously,

00:56:36.139 --> 00:56:40.780
and then Balcone is bent. Iron Root is out there.

00:56:40.780 --> 00:56:44.320
Have we tried Bent? Yes. Is it not good? At the

00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:46.360
store. Oh, Milam and Green is going to be there.

00:56:46.860 --> 00:56:50.119
Yeah, so, well. Giant. Yeah, Giant will be there.

00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:53.320
You'll have Iron Root. Republic will be out there,

00:56:53.460 --> 00:56:56.860
and we like them. Sixth Street Spirits. Speaking

00:56:56.860 --> 00:56:58.980
of Iron Root, did you ever get an email back?

00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:02.320
No, I thought about, I need to follow up with

00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:04.460
that. He said just call. That's Jason, right?

00:57:04.599 --> 00:57:08.460
Yeah, Robert. Robert. We're close. I'll end up,

00:57:08.460 --> 00:57:10.079
I ended up forwarding it to Nellie and she never

00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:12.199
responded back either. I copied you. Did I copy

00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:14.079
you guys on that too? On that one, I don't think.

00:57:14.420 --> 00:57:16.239
So I was kind of like, hey, Robert didn't get

00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:17.860
this. Do you mind checking in on that? So I'll

00:57:17.860 --> 00:57:19.480
just continue to hammer that because it's not

00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:21.519
just that. It's already one spirits that we need

00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:23.820
to kind of fine tune that. We got to do. Even

00:57:23.820 --> 00:57:25.739
Marsha from Milam Green was kind of interested

00:57:25.739 --> 00:57:27.840
in coming out here. But of course, I sent her

00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:29.920
a link and we were acting like a bunch of buffoons

00:57:29.920 --> 00:57:33.400
and burping and farting. Well, that was early

00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:36.440
on. We're much better now. Well, yeah, all of

00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:39.460
our silent farts now. Oh, yeah. Then we shot

00:57:39.460 --> 00:57:45.039
Ben's away now. So there's Austin Craft Spirits

00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:46.619
will be out there. I don't know if you guys mentioned

00:57:46.619 --> 00:57:49.239
that. Do you guys feel me with 1876 straight

00:57:49.239 --> 00:57:55.260
bourbon? Who? 1876. 1876, the Texas bottled in

00:57:55.260 --> 00:57:58.599
Texas distilled barreled 1876 straight bourbon

00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:03.019
whiskey. Negative. They will be out there. 1876.

00:58:03.019 --> 00:58:05.960
There's Mossy Horn Whiskey. That was on the list.

00:58:05.980 --> 00:58:11.019
But the other one wasn't. 1876? I didn't see

00:58:11.019 --> 00:58:13.079
that on there. Well, it's there. So I'm looking

00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:18.059
at the official. It's temporary closed. That's

00:58:18.059 --> 00:58:20.300
too bad. So tickets. So we'll be out there, guys.

00:58:20.400 --> 00:58:22.619
I mean, it's probably too late for you guys if

00:58:22.619 --> 00:58:23.860
you hear this. And you probably won't hear this

00:58:23.860 --> 00:58:28.239
until after we're done with it. I got one more

00:58:28.239 --> 00:58:31.260
to edit and then this one. Well, we're starting

00:58:31.260 --> 00:58:32.960
a new program, which I'm excited about. We're

00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:36.860
going to perform the podcast, and then we're

00:58:36.860 --> 00:58:38.679
going to edit it the next day. I think that's

00:58:38.679 --> 00:58:40.460
a good move. That's a great plan. I love that.

00:58:40.460 --> 00:58:42.199
And, in fact, if anything kind of clears that

00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:43.619
up. And we can all be involved, and we can all

00:58:43.619 --> 00:58:46.199
talk about what to plan for on the next podcast.

00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:49.460
And if we don't, for some reason, if we don't

00:58:49.460 --> 00:58:51.920
get the editing done the following day, guess

00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:54.219
what? We don't do a podcast next week. We come

00:58:54.219 --> 00:58:56.400
in on Tuesday. We punish ourselves. Dude, man,

00:58:56.460 --> 00:58:58.340
hey, man, we got to get shit done. So we either

00:58:58.340 --> 00:59:01.920
edit it right away or we edit it the next available

00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:04.699
time, and then the second day is just a wash.

00:59:05.619 --> 00:59:08.679
Whatever. I like it. We need to hold ourselves

00:59:08.679 --> 00:59:10.800
accountable. We do. That's really it. And it

00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.900
can't just be all on you. Right? It can't be.

00:59:14.900 --> 00:59:17.780
100%. It's too much. So the whiskey, I'm looking

00:59:17.780 --> 00:59:19.400
forward to it. So, Paul, you're immediately going

00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:20.780
to leave the Whiskey Festival, and you're going

00:59:20.780 --> 00:59:23.929
to whisk yourself away to where? To Sherman,

00:59:24.010 --> 00:59:27.590
Texas, where the opening game of the FC Texoma

00:59:27.590 --> 00:59:29.289
Football Club is going to play. And you're saying

00:59:29.289 --> 00:59:32.170
these are free tickets? Dawson has a bunch of

00:59:32.170 --> 00:59:34.610
free tickets, yeah. So are they in the nosebleeds?

00:59:34.849 --> 00:59:37.250
It can be anywhere you want. Oh, really? It's

00:59:37.250 --> 00:59:40.110
not a big stadium, I don't believe. It's a high

00:59:40.110 --> 00:59:42.949
school stadium. And literally the first game

00:59:42.949 --> 00:59:45.010
I went to, there was nobody scanning the tickets.

00:59:45.429 --> 00:59:49.750
I mean, they're just getting started. All right,

00:59:49.769 --> 00:59:50.989
well, look, I'm not against going there. No,

00:59:51.030 --> 00:59:52.849
we'll all sit together. But what time does the

00:59:52.849 --> 00:59:55.590
game start? Seven. Oh, so we have plenty of time.

00:59:55.650 --> 00:59:57.730
Plenty of time. Okay, well, I'm okay with that.

00:59:57.730 --> 00:59:59.369
I mean, not enough time to sober up, but plenty

00:59:59.369 --> 01:00:03.809
of time to get there. Last time we went to that

01:00:03.809 --> 01:00:06.949
Plano Whiskey Festival. It was a meltdown. It

01:00:06.949 --> 01:00:09.369
was a meltdown. I fell asleep, and I was hungover

01:00:09.369 --> 01:00:13.610
by seven. I was. I woke up. I was like, I am

01:00:13.610 --> 01:00:15.190
now hungover. Let's create a little bit more

01:00:15.190 --> 01:00:18.369
context here. So we signed up. I signed up for

01:00:18.369 --> 01:00:21.030
the 11 a .m., the opener. All right? That's what

01:00:21.030 --> 01:00:23.550
we did last time. We signed up at 11 a .m. No,

01:00:23.630 --> 01:00:26.230
not this time. This time I'm at like 115 or 130.

01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:29.559
1 .30 to 3 .15. But last time we showed up at

01:00:29.559 --> 01:00:32.900
11 a .m. And we all get there. And we hit the

01:00:32.900 --> 01:00:35.099
first booth. We came in hot. We came in hot.

01:00:35.179 --> 01:00:37.280
They lined up four shots for us. And bam, bam,

01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:40.400
bam, bam. We drank all four. They were all over

01:00:40.400 --> 01:00:42.500
Hunter Proof, too. Yes. Well, I mean, that was

01:00:42.500 --> 01:00:44.460
the first booth. And here we are. We have 10,

01:00:44.539 --> 01:00:46.940
12 more tables left. And we jump on the second

01:00:46.940 --> 01:00:50.099
one. And we sample three or four of their whiskeys.

01:00:50.179 --> 01:00:52.119
And then we're like on the third one. We sample

01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:54.039
two or three or four of theirs. And then we took

01:00:54.039 --> 01:00:57.340
a 20 -second break. And then we went to a fourth

01:00:57.340 --> 01:01:00.440
booth. We're done. Yeah, we were toast. We did

01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:04.099
not make it to the end. 100 % done. Yeah, we

01:01:04.099 --> 01:01:06.579
got down because the very last one was 1845 Distillery.

01:01:06.719 --> 01:01:08.280
And by the time we got down there, we're like,

01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:11.980
hi, man. How are you? I don't know who you are.

01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:15.519
Ben's like, Jesus. They're chasing us out. Paul,

01:01:15.699 --> 01:01:17.099
you were talking to them. We were like, we got

01:01:17.099 --> 01:01:18.579
to go. They're chasing us out. You need to leave.

01:01:18.719 --> 01:01:20.019
There's the next cruise coming in. I'm like,

01:01:20.099 --> 01:01:23.360
but I haven't talked to them. You had Karen come

01:01:23.360 --> 01:01:27.880
from outside. You guys need to leave. We must

01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:32.280
have been. Okay, we're going to do better. Not

01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:35.400
just that, it was the bar afterwards. Well, no,

01:01:35.500 --> 01:01:37.159
we don't have to relive. Sean bought the whole

01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:39.840
bottle of the 107. We don't have to relive the

01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:42.280
whole day. But look, we got blown up. Look, it

01:01:42.280 --> 01:01:45.139
was our first whiskey event. I got evac'd. You

01:01:45.139 --> 01:01:47.420
guys have to take into consideration, if you've

01:01:47.420 --> 01:01:48.880
never done anything like that, you just don't

01:01:48.880 --> 01:01:50.920
know what you're getting into. My recommendation

01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:54.920
is to sample the whiskey in very small doses.

01:01:55.099 --> 01:01:57.599
If they give you too much, you don't have to

01:01:57.599 --> 01:01:59.840
drink it. No, you spit it out very gingerly.

01:01:59.840 --> 01:02:08.840
What do you say? Who are you? Noted. Touche.

01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:12.440
Bob, looking forward to it. It's unfortunate

01:02:12.440 --> 01:02:14.760
Jeff is not going to be here, but you know what?

01:02:14.760 --> 01:02:16.679
It's always someone. It's either Paul, Chuck,

01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:21.590
Jeff. You. Very seldom. I go to all these events.

01:02:21.730 --> 01:02:23.769
You're right. I have no life. You usually don't

01:02:23.769 --> 01:02:27.349
have an excuse. Except work. Except work. In

01:02:27.349 --> 01:02:30.150
that, we are busy. The Dallas -Fort Worth area

01:02:30.150 --> 01:02:34.090
has been subjected to some big old nasty things

01:02:34.090 --> 01:02:36.210
that happened. I'm telling you. Boy, it was nasty.

01:02:36.210 --> 01:02:39.809
Was it last Tuesday? I woke up. I was going to

01:02:39.809 --> 01:02:43.510
work. I go to work at about 530 in the morning.

01:02:43.670 --> 01:02:46.510
Yeah. 545, whatever it is. And I'm the first

01:02:46.510 --> 01:02:49.300
one down our alleyway. Right. And it was still

01:02:49.300 --> 01:02:53.000
raining out, and I think every trash can was

01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:55.739
on its side in the alleyway. Oh, yeah? So you

01:02:55.739 --> 01:02:57.619
were dodging them all? No. Oh, hell no. He was

01:02:57.619 --> 01:03:01.039
in his truck. He was like. I thought about just

01:03:01.039 --> 01:03:02.380
pushing them out of the way, but I was like,

01:03:02.420 --> 01:03:04.719
but trash was everywhere. There was a big river

01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:07.739
going down the middle of the alley. Some cats

01:03:07.739 --> 01:03:09.639
eating it. He was like, I don't care. I'm killing

01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:11.320
it. You had to get out and move them? I got out

01:03:11.320 --> 01:03:14.539
and moved them, and a couple of them, the lids

01:03:14.539 --> 01:03:17.460
were open. And the garbage can was facing upstream,

01:03:17.579 --> 01:03:19.539
so they were filling with water. They were full

01:03:19.539 --> 01:03:22.119
of water. They were heavy. They were heavy as

01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:24.199
shit. And it was raining, and I was pissed off.

01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:26.000
I was like, I'm going to be late for one thing.

01:03:26.099 --> 01:03:28.539
Right. And so finally I got down there, and there

01:03:28.539 --> 01:03:30.099
was one in the middle. I was like, I'm going

01:03:30.099 --> 01:03:33.880
through. Oh, what? So I just hit it and pushed

01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:35.699
it out of the way. I was like. I'm out of here.

01:03:35.739 --> 01:03:39.179
I got to go. So it was off to the side. It was

01:03:39.179 --> 01:03:41.260
still laying there when I came back. But there

01:03:41.260 --> 01:03:43.139
was trash everywhere. I was pissed off. I was

01:03:43.139 --> 01:03:44.800
like, fuck. That's what my neighbor said. I was

01:03:44.800 --> 01:03:46.500
in Albuquerque at the time, but my neighbor said

01:03:46.500 --> 01:03:49.320
there was shit everywhere. Oh, it was a mess.

01:03:49.539 --> 01:03:51.659
At first, I was like, I picked up one piece of

01:03:51.659 --> 01:03:54.239
trash, and I was like, screw the trash. No way.

01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:57.139
And I just moved the cans off to the side. I

01:03:57.139 --> 01:03:58.739
don't know whose they were. Right. My instinct

01:03:58.739 --> 01:04:01.260
would have been to clean it up, yes. No, I can't.

01:04:01.460 --> 01:04:03.780
No, it was everywhere. It was wet and nasty.

01:04:04.420 --> 01:04:06.800
And I was like, I don't know whose hunk of trash

01:04:06.800 --> 01:04:10.559
this is I just picked up. And the water was just,

01:04:10.679 --> 01:04:12.980
it was rushing, it was raining, and it was windy

01:04:12.980 --> 01:04:16.699
as shit. Yes. I heard. Yeah. It was tornadic,

01:04:16.820 --> 01:04:20.219
you know, up to 110 miles per hour in certain

01:04:20.219 --> 01:04:22.079
areas. But, you know, it kind of stunk. We were

01:04:22.079 --> 01:04:26.019
going to. You know those businesses where they're

01:04:26.019 --> 01:04:28.059
super high walls and there's like nothing to

01:04:28.059 --> 01:04:30.199
them. They're just square manufacturing, not

01:04:30.199 --> 01:04:32.579
manufacturing, but distribution center type places.

01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:36.019
Yep. When you exit 121 Business, it blew down

01:04:36.019 --> 01:04:40.000
one of those walls. Oh, yeah. I mean, there was

01:04:40.000 --> 01:04:42.360
apparently shit everywhere. Speaking of blown

01:04:42.360 --> 01:04:46.239
down, good Lord, we've been blowing down this

01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:48.380
drink. We've got to talk about this before the

01:04:48.380 --> 01:04:54.300
podcast ends. Yeah, this is, Paul hated this

01:04:54.300 --> 01:04:58.199
in the beginning. Yeah, so look, we went to Total

01:04:58.199 --> 01:05:01.500
Wine and Stan from Total Wine, at the time it

01:05:01.500 --> 01:05:03.280
was Total Wine, Stan was like, dude, you guys

01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:04.820
got to try this out. This is kind of, you know,

01:05:04.860 --> 01:05:07.380
it's better than, you know, old granddad, 114.

01:05:07.380 --> 01:05:10.340
And so I bought it, you bought it, we liked it.

01:05:10.400 --> 01:05:13.500
And Paul was kind of like, eh, not so much. And

01:05:13.500 --> 01:05:18.889
again, it's not for me. So, you know. He polished

01:05:18.889 --> 01:05:21.750
it off now, but it's something that has to say

01:05:21.750 --> 01:05:24.010
about your palate and how it just grows. It does.

01:05:24.030 --> 01:05:26.050
It changes. It does change. You start to taste

01:05:26.050 --> 01:05:29.010
things differently. How early in the ... Because

01:05:29.010 --> 01:05:30.750
remember, we didn't drink a lot of high -proof

01:05:30.750 --> 01:05:33.409
stuff in the beginning. Was it way early? Probably

01:05:33.409 --> 01:05:36.050
a couple years ago. Yeah. So, I mean - Year and

01:05:36.050 --> 01:05:39.150
a half. I don't like this. Me and Shower are

01:05:39.150 --> 01:05:42.449
like, it's the best thing ever. Wow. I just snotted.

01:05:42.550 --> 01:05:46.809
Wow, you did. No, but this is what? 20 - This

01:05:46.809 --> 01:05:50.420
is horrible. 22 bucks? 23 bucks? Yeah, it's very

01:05:50.420 --> 01:05:53.800
reasonable. We're drinking Benchmark Foolproof.

01:05:54.079 --> 01:05:57.980
Yeah, 125. That's 125 proof, and it's 20 to 24,

01:05:57.980 --> 01:06:00.900
five bucks. So folks out there, when you hear

01:06:00.900 --> 01:06:02.519
Benchmark, you go like, oh, that's just like

01:06:02.519 --> 01:06:05.900
crap, burnt whiskey. And you know what? It can't.

01:06:05.900 --> 01:06:08.500
Benchmark Regular is just well whiskey that sits

01:06:08.500 --> 01:06:12.019
in the speed rail at a bar. I think it's Benchmark

01:06:12.019 --> 01:06:14.420
8. Yeah, Benchmark 8. It's marked like that.

01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:16.340
But they're all from Buffalo Trace Distilleries.

01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:21.030
Correct. It's the same juice that goes in some

01:06:21.030 --> 01:06:23.449
of the other stuff. This stuff is 125 proof,

01:06:23.650 --> 01:06:28.849
and it comes out of the barrel straight. It's

01:06:28.849 --> 01:06:31.030
aged four years? It's good. Man, there's nothing

01:06:31.030 --> 01:06:33.409
wrong with that. 23 bucks. That's amazing. You

01:06:33.409 --> 01:06:35.590
can't beat the price. I mean, for the high proof

01:06:35.590 --> 01:06:41.340
and the flavor you're getting. It's sweet. Drink

01:06:41.340 --> 01:06:45.380
it slow under small little sips. I mean, it smells.

01:06:45.579 --> 01:06:49.679
It's caramel. I mean, I've kind of wrote down

01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:52.559
my notes, but if you guys want to. I would love

01:06:52.559 --> 01:06:55.260
more, but I don't know where the bottle is. It's

01:06:55.260 --> 01:06:56.460
out there. You're going to have to go grab it

01:06:56.460 --> 01:06:59.039
there, Pinky. Well, I'll tell you what. The first

01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:02.760
drag or first pool I took off of this, I did

01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:05.780
not like it. Really? At all. Like tonight? Tonight.

01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:08.099
I think the fact that we were, I don't know if

01:07:08.099 --> 01:07:12.860
the nuts we were eating. had any impact on it

01:07:12.860 --> 01:07:15.360
or whatever the snacks we had out there. You

01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:17.320
did go downstairs. I don't recall. Oh, those

01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:21.300
nuts. Yeah, those nuts. So the first pool was,

01:07:21.519 --> 01:07:23.300
like I said, I didn't like it at all. Right.

01:07:23.420 --> 01:07:26.280
It was very caustic. But after that, after the

01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:29.079
palate was cleansed. I think it has to do, it

01:07:29.079 --> 01:07:30.780
needs to air out a little bit. It was a brand

01:07:30.780 --> 01:07:32.840
new bottle. I just popped the top on it. Yeah.

01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:35.500
So it probably need to aerate a little bit. It

01:07:35.500 --> 01:07:39.210
could be. I do know it was definitely. had much

01:07:39.210 --> 01:07:41.469
more flavor than what we had in the first podcast.

01:07:41.570 --> 01:07:44.769
Oh, yeah. Much more flavor. I think it is strong.

01:07:44.989 --> 01:07:47.570
It's hot. It's very hot, but it's super sweet.

01:07:47.769 --> 01:07:50.869
I mean, not like a Texas or TX whiskey sweet.

01:07:51.170 --> 01:07:53.349
Right. I mean, it's for an experienced palate

01:07:53.349 --> 01:07:55.329
that could detect the sweetness, but oh, my God.

01:07:55.590 --> 01:07:57.489
And I'm like, oh, look at me, experienced palate.

01:07:57.550 --> 01:07:59.949
You know what? Look at me. I got an experienced

01:07:59.949 --> 01:08:02.590
palate. And I do. You know, we can taste that.

01:08:02.650 --> 01:08:04.909
When we start to taste and enjoy it. We've had

01:08:04.909 --> 01:08:07.599
a bunch of them. So on the palate, we got, it's

01:08:07.599 --> 01:08:09.599
caramel. The same thing, basically. Caramel,

01:08:09.619 --> 01:08:13.079
brown sugar. There's a bacon spice. Bitter, sour

01:08:13.079 --> 01:08:15.699
oak. I taste that all the time. 100 % I taste

01:08:15.699 --> 01:08:17.380
that. Yeah. There's some bitterness on there

01:08:17.380 --> 01:08:20.819
that I taste. Leather and tobacco. Yeah, standard.

01:08:21.479 --> 01:08:23.920
And on the, what? I was going to say, this is

01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:26.640
a pretty standard Buffalo Tracy type of flavor

01:08:26.640 --> 01:08:30.079
to me. Yeah, okay. You know, if you drink Buffalo

01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:33.600
Tracy, just add. What is Buffalo Trace? 90 proof?

01:08:33.800 --> 01:08:36.699
Add 35 proof to it. Yep. Add a little bit of...

01:08:36.699 --> 01:08:40.180
Yeah. Yeah. So if those people out there like

01:08:40.180 --> 01:08:42.720
Buffalo Trace and you want something that's more

01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:46.520
hot, Mayman, look, this is the stuff to do. And

01:08:46.520 --> 01:08:49.500
way cheaper. Way cheaper. I don't like... When

01:08:49.500 --> 01:08:51.199
it comes to things like this, I don't like to

01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:53.079
say cheaper. I like to say less expensive. Yeah,

01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:55.399
inexpensive. You know, because it's way less

01:08:55.399 --> 01:08:58.779
expensive and it's got far more kick. And mind

01:08:58.779 --> 01:09:00.720
you, folks, if you take this and you pour it

01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:03.539
in a glass and shoot it, I don't recommend you

01:09:03.539 --> 01:09:05.619
do that. No. This is not one you want to shoot.

01:09:05.979 --> 01:09:09.319
You can. It's going to hurt. And it is strong.

01:09:09.520 --> 01:09:11.000
And you're going to get screwed up if you're

01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:12.640
shooting this. Yeah, there's no reason. If you

01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:14.180
want to shoot, shoot something else. I mean,

01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:15.880
this is not the one to do it. Not for what it

01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:18.880
is. It's just not wise. Generally, if you're

01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:20.939
going to shoot, like if you're doing a pregame

01:09:20.939 --> 01:09:23.380
and you want to get a starter going. You do the

01:09:23.380 --> 01:09:25.319
80s. I was going to say, I wouldn't do anything

01:09:25.319 --> 01:09:28.380
higher than 90 proof anyway. What is Jack Daniels?

01:09:28.380 --> 01:09:32.680
Is that 80 or 90? 86. I thought it's 80, but

01:09:32.680 --> 01:09:35.060
I mean, I have to look. It used to be 86. They

01:09:35.060 --> 01:09:38.949
may have changed it. What was that? Six minutes

01:09:38.949 --> 01:09:42.529
to music. What is the proof of Jack Daniels?

01:09:42.550 --> 01:09:44.470
Can you look that up real quick? The proof of

01:09:44.470 --> 01:09:47.649
Jack Daniels. I mean, if you're going to do a

01:09:47.649 --> 01:09:50.350
quick small shot to get things rolling, dude,

01:09:50.409 --> 01:09:53.369
don't go higher than 90 proof. So the finish

01:09:53.369 --> 01:09:55.750
on this is long and rich. The flavors linger

01:09:55.750 --> 01:09:58.130
pleasantly on the palate. Smooth and calming.

01:09:58.810 --> 01:10:02.770
Warming finish. Easy, easy to drink. All of that

01:10:02.770 --> 01:10:06.020
hits the mark on me. Well, I was afraid after

01:10:06.020 --> 01:10:08.279
that first pool. I was like, wow, I don't know

01:10:08.279 --> 01:10:11.180
if I could do this because it was rough for me,

01:10:11.220 --> 01:10:14.319
that first pool. But after that, like you said,

01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:15.960
maybe it opened up. And again, I think some of

01:10:15.960 --> 01:10:17.800
the foods I had out there may have influenced

01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:23.479
it. I really like this. It's 125 proof. So we're

01:10:23.479 --> 01:10:25.960
stacking this up against some stiff competition

01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:30.560
at 125 proof. Yeah, we are. I'll give it a solid

01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:34.409
7 .5. Damn, really? Dude, I mean. I think based

01:10:34.409 --> 01:10:37.170
off of price and the flavor, I'm right there

01:10:37.170 --> 01:10:38.529
with Sean. Yeah, I think it's super solid. Price

01:10:38.529 --> 01:10:42.689
comes into it. 20 bucks. But if you didn't know

01:10:42.689 --> 01:10:45.430
the price at all... We need to do some blinds.

01:10:45.850 --> 01:10:47.789
We could do some blinds, but I'm telling you,

01:10:47.850 --> 01:10:49.090
even if this weren't... We really need to. If

01:10:49.090 --> 01:10:51.989
this were blind, I would still rate this high

01:10:51.989 --> 01:10:54.470
because it's got everything that you would want.

01:10:54.590 --> 01:10:57.569
It's sweet. Yeah. It's got brown sugar. It's

01:10:57.569 --> 01:11:00.829
got the caramel. It's got some botanical thing

01:11:00.829 --> 01:11:03.850
going on the back, leather. I really want for

01:11:03.850 --> 01:11:08.909
us to start doing flights where you're comparing...

01:11:10.050 --> 01:11:12.670
Comparing similar proofs. Correct. I'd go 7 -0

01:11:12.670 --> 01:11:15.029
on this for sure. All right. There you go. Delicate

01:11:15.029 --> 01:11:19.210
stone fruit backdrop, it says here. Ooh. Well.

01:11:19.430 --> 01:11:22.369
I like that. I'm picking up herbs. Herbs. A lot

01:11:22.369 --> 01:11:24.970
of herbs. A lot of herbs. Like from WKRP in Cincinnati.

01:11:25.130 --> 01:11:29.710
Herb. Yes. Totally. It's herbaceous. All right.

01:11:29.710 --> 01:11:31.289
Well, the second half of the podcast went pretty

01:11:31.289 --> 01:11:34.789
quick. March 11th. Did you guys have fun? Yeah,

01:11:34.789 --> 01:11:36.750
had a lot of fun. Then we'll be breaking down

01:11:36.750 --> 01:11:38.890
the podcast room, and we'll be gone for a week,

01:11:38.890 --> 01:11:41.890
right? Yeah, a week. Yeah, and we'll set it back

01:11:41.890 --> 01:11:44.470
up. Spring break next week. I know you're going

01:11:44.470 --> 01:11:47.130
to Ohio, but are you doing anything? I'm not

01:11:47.130 --> 01:11:48.390
doing anything. I'll be working. I'll let you

01:11:48.390 --> 01:11:51.130
go to Colorado. No, we can't. We have a wedding

01:11:51.130 --> 01:11:55.699
to go to on Thursday. Skip it. Okay, done. There

01:11:55.699 --> 01:11:57.180
you go. But you'd be taking your parents to Colorado.

01:11:57.340 --> 01:11:58.600
What do you anticipate doing? That's August.

01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:00.800
Oh, that's in August. All right, very good. Yeah.

01:12:01.199 --> 01:12:02.739
All right, Mr. Producer, thank you for staying

01:12:02.739 --> 01:12:04.899
on top of shit as usual. Mr. Producer, Chuck.

01:12:05.720 --> 01:12:08.260
Dudes like us. I am Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.