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could have paid for all of our stash. That's

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what we should do. We should buy unicorns and

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rare ones and never try them and sell them. Well,

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the secondary market is really starting to crater.

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Is it really? Yeah. Well, I'm excited to talk

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about this one. It'll be later, of course. A

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couple more. Let me see. I get a little smell

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here. This one is really good. It really is.

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It's unique. So I remember I get a phone call

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from Stan from Total Wine. Hey, I need you to

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come on down here to Total Wine to pick something

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up. I was like, well, what's going on there?

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He's like, I've got a couple things here. Just

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hurry. I was like, I'm away. Yeah, that's when

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you send out the emergency alert. Who is closest

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to Total Wine? Jeff, are you circling? Yeah,

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Jeff. I was going to say. Well, yes, I am. Yeah,

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I'm still circling, guys. Anything? Anything?

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Have you heard anything? I have to get gas here

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in a minute. Well, I tell you what. So unbeknownst

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to me, I bought that bottle. And I bought his

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bottle. That's what I was going at. I bought

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his bottle and mine. And he never paid me for

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the freaking bottle. Really? And I was like,

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fuck, dude. This is Stan. Stan, dickhead. But

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it all worked out because he picked up the bottle

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of Hirsch. At Sips. Yeah, they're about the same

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price. So I was like, all right, I'll take that.

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And he's had the bottle for, what, a month and

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a half now? And I'm like, God damn it, Stan.

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Damn it, Archer. So anyways, he's going to be

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at Heather's party. Heather, our guest that was

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here about four weeks ago at our party where

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we had the wine, the wine tasting. Good, good,

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good. So her birthday's coming up. Stan's going

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to bring that bottle with him, and I'm going

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to put it in a safe spot. Actually, you know

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what? I'm going to tell him not to bring it.

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Are you going to keister it? No, actually, I'm

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going to tell him not to bring it. Because if

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we're going to be going to the Revel and stuff

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like that, the last thing I need to do is open

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that bottle up. Right. And then leave it in the

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Uber or leave it somewhere. Or you guys finish

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it. Oh. Yeah. Challenge accepted. Someone drugged

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me. Damn it. I got roofied. I got, Sean, we won't

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even have to revel yet. Oh, okay. Where are we

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at? Are we broken at Jeff's house that did a

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podcast? The Uber driver roofied me. Second half

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of the podcast, February 18th. It's Dudes Like

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Us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And thank

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you, Mr. Producer. Chuck, behind the scenes.

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Speaking of Uber, did you see that news story

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where the Uber driver or Lyft driver told this

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horrendously fat? lady oh no you can't get in

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my car you're too big i think she's a rapper

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so she's a famous person she's a yeah she's a

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huge big fat rapper and the guy's like yeah you're

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not getting in my car oh no you won't fit so

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she made a big stink about it she tried to try

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to sue uber she went on there it is she went

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on a podcast oh she's huge 500 pounds They were

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like, she tries to sit down in a chair. She's

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like, y 'all got something else I could sit on?

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So they rolled over a fucking couch. Can you

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imagine her, like we have a love chair. So this.

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That's good. I don't think that's her voice.

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Well, mute it because it may show her. I want

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Paul to check her out. She's just oversized.

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She's more than oversized. If it's 500 pounds,

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that's oversized. Yeah, one of her, I mean, it

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would take like, she doesn't use toilet paper.

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It's like Scott Towles. And apparently, if this

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is the same story, he got fired. Is that what

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happened? I don't think so. I don't think so.

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It was warranted to because she was heavy. Well,

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I mean, at the end of the day, you know, I think.

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They're going to lose. In fact, I think that

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the legal counselor pulled out because it was

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due to that podcast that she got on, and they

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required bringing over a – she accepted a larger

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chair. Right. And they were like – for some reason,

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they were kind of like, all right, so that was

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okay for them to bring out an extra special chair

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for you. But when the driver of the Uber car

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says – He didn't have any options. Yeah, I was

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like, dude, I mean, what do you want me to do?

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There's just simply – And it wasn't that she

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couldn't fit back there. It was just that she

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was too heavy. Oh, shit. Too heavy. She tried

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getting back there. She needs to get the black

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XL, Uber black XL or whatever. Like a minivan

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where you just kind of roll it. Well, that or

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an SUV or something like that, right? A dually?

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Pull up a picture of that dank Demos or whatever

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her name was. Is that it? That's the lady? so

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i was getting ready for um my cousin's whatever

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she's sitting in a sofa right now order me a

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lift you know it's like and you want to lift

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all the time yes i do as i'm walking to the car

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he looking funny doors getting locked i'm just

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like hell you ain't gonna let me in your car

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i'm like for real so i put my camera out And

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it's like, why are you not letting me in your

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car? Because you'll break my car. That's what

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he was on. Because the look at me, I've seen

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that look before. That's how that happened. This

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is the first time this has ever happened. Pull

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up a picture of her. I want Paul to see it. You

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were really gung -ho about it. Yeah, you're really

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into this. I saw her. There she is. No, I'm good.

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It's seismic. Oh, come on. Come on. This is.

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That's just silly. This is gratuitous. I don't,

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this is, I mean, her dimples have dimples. How

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do you look at yourself? I've seen that blue

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one where she's sitting like in the back of a

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truck. I mean, she's a rapper? Yeah, she's a

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rapper. I mean, she has a butt in the front of

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her. And at the knees. I feel bad because they're,

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is it a mental disorder? Is it genetics? It's

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probably part of her shtick, right? Yeah, but

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it's not just that. And it's not just black people.

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It's a culture of people that just can sit there.

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I mean, look, we're big guys. We're not skinny,

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you know? I mean, Paul's working on it, you know?

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No, I plateaued. But we're nowhere near that.

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That's obese, and then it's like they just gave

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up. Well, it's a mental, because have you ever

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watched that 600 -pound life? No. Where they

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go and see the doctor to try to get him to lose

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weight and then do the thumb stomach and then

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do the skin surgery and all that to lose the

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weight. These people have mental, how they cope

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is eating. Yeah. So they just eat and eat, and

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there's always someone that's an enabler who

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gives it to them because they can't get it themselves.

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Because they're in their bed. They can't move.

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Oh, I got you. For the most part, some of them

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can, but most of them, they don't go driving

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and get their food and shit like that. People

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bring it to them. Right. So there's usually an

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enabler, and these people have mental problems,

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so they have to get through the mental problem.

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Oh, yeah. Of, I'm eating to make me feel good.

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Sure. Kind of a thing. But these people, I mean,

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some of them do it, and some of them don't. You

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know, they're just, it's sad. I mean, I would

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imagine it's not unlike other addictions, right?

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I mean, there's a lot of destructive addictions,

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right? So, I mean, none of them, I mean, I shouldn't

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say none of them, but... You know, this one's

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horrible for your health, right? It's going to

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definitely lead to death, a premature death.

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Well, there's also. They can't get that under

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control. Yeah. Well, there's also been a big

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push over the last four or five years of this

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whole body positivity thing. Yeah. Right. Where

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fat is beautiful. And I'm not saying it's ugly

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or whatever, but it's unhealthy. Unhealthy. That's

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the key. And how dare you tell me this and I'm

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fat. Well, you are and it's unhealthy and you're

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not going to live very long. Right. You're going

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to have health complications, no question about

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it. Right. And it's not that they're ugly. They're

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just heavy. Well, you shouldn't be promoting

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it as this is what you should look like. Right.

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And I blame that on the Sports Illustrated, where

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they have a version of that. Well, that and Vogue

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and all those magazines. Look, heavy people need

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love, too. So it's not that we're slamming heavy

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people, because we fit in that genre, sort of.

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We do. But it's just healthy life choices. Yeah,

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but I think, okay, so there's a difference, right?

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I mean, there is, you can be heavy and still

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be, you can be heavier, I should say, heavier

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and still be healthy. But when you're getting

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to that degree, there's no healthy. Five, six,

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seven to 800 pounds. Right, and I don't know

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what that cutoff is. I mean, they have that chart

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where that, you know, you're, oh my God, I'm

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in the obese. You know what I mean? I'm in the

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obese. Technically, probably Sean and I are morbidly

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obese. Really? Because it's BMI. Okay. Because

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it looks at your height and a couple of things

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that basically, and I've called this out on a,

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because I was on a phone call with some health

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coach or something like that. Right. That they

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said, well, you need to go see a health coach.

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He's like, well, you know, technically you're

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this. I was like, so basically what you're telling

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me, I'm six foot one. broad shoulders, I've got

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muscle, and because I've got some of this stuff,

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you're calling me obese. Right. And he goes,

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yeah, the BMI is not real accurate. We try not

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to go by that anymore. Sure. All right, so let's

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see here. If you're two, okay, so I'm 6 '1",

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and I weigh 215 pounds, so that puts me as overweight.

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I'll be damned. Yeah. Motherfucker. So I'm right

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now at 250. I'd be obese. So we're saying I'm

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supposed to be, what's the biggest green there

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is? 180? Yeah. For 6 '1"? No. No. If I was 180,

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I'd look like that. I'd look skinny. I'd look

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like shit. Yeah. That's bullshit. Yep. I call

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bullshit. I'm going for the red. What's the red?

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I'm going up. So what's the lowest red for 6

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'1"? 6 '1". 300. That's my goal. Fuck it. Good

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Lord. So if you're 6 '1", let me see. How does

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that work? Where's the size? 6 '1". Weight along

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the top. I'm 6 '1". Like I said, 250, which puts

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me right there. I'm not quite in the middle.

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You're orange. I'm 30. Yeah, I'm in the orange.

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I'm orange, too. What weight do I need to be?

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No, I'm yellow. I'm yellow. How tall are you?

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I'm 6 '0". You need to be 180 pounds. To be in

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the healthy range. I've never been 180. Right,

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so you're very unhealthy. Well, you were when

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you were probably a freshman in high school.

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So you could be 220 and be in the yellow, but

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as soon as you hit 230, you're obese. There's

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a difference between overweight and obese, and

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then you're severely obese if you're in the red.

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Yeah. I call bullshit on this. I call bullshit.

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The BMI is... All it looks like is your height

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and your weight. It doesn't take into any other

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considerations. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Right.

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He was 6 '1", 300 pounds. Solid muscle. Solid

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muscle, yeah. He'd be severely obese. So there

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needs to be a chisel factor. That's what I mean.

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Because I'm a pretty high chisel factor. Yeah,

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you're highly chiseled. Yeah. A high chisel factor.

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So where does that put me? That's what I mean.

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It doesn't account for muscle mass. Some people

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have bigger bones. Yeah. The whole nine yards.

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It's bullshit. And what if you have long, heavy

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arms? Yeah. Right? Like an elephant. And other

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heavy appendages. Or just a huge penis. We don't

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have to talk about it. But a huge penis. Yeah,

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exactly. And that puts me into a beast category?

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Uh -uh. I'm just hung like an elephant, man.

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Fuck you. That's 30 pounds right there, right?

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At least. At least I have to get oversized crotch

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pants. Unbelievable. What is that? Yeah, my wheel's

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off. I retract. Yeah, listen, thank you. Thank

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you, yeah. All right, let's edit all this out.

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No, no, no, that's staying. That's staying. I'll

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be sending that to you. Great. And I'll say it's

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Sean. We need to add the little bell in the background.

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Ding, ding, ding, shame. Ding, ding, ding, shame.

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Stop, stop. For the love of God. All right. So

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anyway, we have a February 18th occasion like

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we had this week on Monday was President's Day,

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right? Correct. We did. So that used to be George

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Washington's birthday and they changed it to

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President's Day. Well, it used to be. I remember

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when I was in school, it used to be called Washington's

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birthday. That's what I'm saying. They've changed

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it to President's Day. Why? They wanted to extend.

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I don't know. So Donald Trump put out something,

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or at least the White House put out something.

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I'm going to read it. I'll try to read through

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it quick. Oh, this is what we thought that AI

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created. Well, maybe. Well, they put out several

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different things. This one is, today our nation

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commemorates the father of our country, the patriarch

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of our freedom, a timeless exemplar of valor

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and virtue, the first president of the United

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States, George Washington. On Washington's birthday,

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we honor this heroic legacy and steadfast love

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of country. I'm not going to read this whole

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thing. I think they should have said, do this

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in the style of Penthouse letters. Have you guys

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watched Turn? Washington spies. Hold on. Hold

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on. Stop. Hold on. So I want to apologize. So

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at the very end here, President Washington's

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unflinching devotion to the common good, he continues

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to give him props. Now, therefore, I, Donald

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J. Trump. President of the United States of America,

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by virtue of the authority vested in me by the

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Constitution and the laws of the United States,

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do hereby proclaim February 17th, 2025 as a reserved

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holiday commemorating George Washington's birthday.

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So he put it back on the clock. I think he put

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it back on there. I didn't hear anything about

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that at all in the news. I didn't either. They

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just ignored it. They ignored him and his executive

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order. If you're looking for a really good historical

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program, watch this turn, Washington Spies. There

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are about four. Hamilton? No. Did I say Hamilton?

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No, you did not. No, you said Bridgerton. Oh,

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Bridgerton. No, turn, Washington Spies. It's

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really, really good. It's during the Revolutionary

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War, obviously, right? Hamilton, Bridgerton.

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Anyway. We're such jackasses. Jump on whatever

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he's talking about, right? Well, then I question

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myself. Did I say Hamilton? You did. Turn is

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the name. Turn Washington Spies. And what is

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this on? AMC. It was on AMC. It's done now. They

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concluded it's four or five seasons. It's well

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done. Okay. It's very well done. Turn. Yeah.

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So is it on? Can I find it somewhere? Yeah. Probably.

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A Long Island farmer bands together a group of

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childhood. Something. You can't read anymore.

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Hey, Austin. Yeah. Childhood friends. And you

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were so close. Who turned the tide in America's

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fight for independence. Yeah, you're just about

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to finish the punchline and you're like, oh,

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it's gone now. It scrolled away. But it's good.

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But Washington is in this. And the guy who plays

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Washington, I think, I make fun of him when he

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talks because it's over the top. Over top Britishy.

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No, it's... I don't know. That's Benedict Arnold

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right there. Nice. So Benedict Arnold's in this.

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Let's see if we hear some language. Yeah, here

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we go. Eventually. Hello? Hey, Mr. Shippen. Your

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home is impressive. Is that George Washington?

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I want to assure you that this family will be

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safe here. I will post cards until public emotions

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die down, as they always do. How might we best

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thank you, sir? I want to start talking. You

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should. How might we best thank you? I think

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we all should. I do declare. Hold on. Hold on.

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So he looks at him. It's Benedict Arnold. How

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may I thank you? He's looking at his daughter.

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Your letters sustained me through a dark time.

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Nice hair. I don't remember who that was. That's

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so much right. That's got hot daughters. Yes.

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Several of them. And he wants the hot daughter.

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Yes. And resume more friendships. Ooh. Yes. Hello,

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Penelope. Come over here. He's got a puffy face.

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Anyway, I recommend it. If you like the history

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and the period type thing, it's well done. Yeah,

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cool. So the TV series was 2014 to 2017. It's

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available somewhere. AMC puts it out, or at least

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did. AMC. I think it's on Amazon. I think we

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watched it on Amazon at the time, my wife and

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I. I look it up. I love stuff like that. Me too.

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I love historical drama. What do they call that?

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Period pieces. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, period

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pieces. That's really good. Very nice. Is there

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any nudity? No nudity. It's good violence. That's

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okay. No butts? No butts. Oh, you like butts?

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No. Interesting. No, not even doing butts. That's

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good. Sometimes it's a little over the top when

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you see some of that stuff. How about blood?

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Dude, nowadays. Yeah, there's some shootings.

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Nowadays, it's soft porn. for a lot of the shows

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that we're like, whoa, what the hell? It's crazy.

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It's on Netflix. I don't know if it's still out

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there, but my brother was telling me. I went

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to go see my brother a couple years ago, and

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he was like, oh, dude, there's soft porn on freaking

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Netflix. I was like, get out of here. Absolutely.

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And he was like, no, man, look. He pulls out

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his phone, pulls out one movie on Netflix, and

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one of the first scenes you see is a penis. Right.

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I remember that. He pulled it up, and it was

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some dude getting... Easy. Easy. Choose words

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wisely. It may have been a handjob or a blowjob.

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We said easy. What was that called? It's called

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a handjob. No, the name of the movie. Blowjob.

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That's it. Debbie does Dallas. It's called blowjob?

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It's behind the green door. No. Is it door color?

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Green door. Behind the green door. You never

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heard of that one? Oh, boy. Oh. So walk us through

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this exposure. I've never seen it, but that's

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one of the big ones. But you know it's green.

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I heard it's bad. I heard it's green as well.

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They served juice there. He dehydrated. He knows

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all the actors in it, but he's never seen it.

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Joseph and Monica. And Joan and Betsy. Oh, it's

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his birthday today. It was. Oh, but I've never

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seen it. Behind the green door. The beautiful

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woman abducted initiated a live sex act on a

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private stage. Participating in lesbianism. Go

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on. Interracial sex. Really? And public orgy.

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Hmm. Interracial sex. What does that mean? Is

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that like with an Asian dude? Well, it says African

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stud. Oh, God. So he's reading the script. He's

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reading the script. He's like, I would like to

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try out for African stud. Oh, well, Michael Wood

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will step on it, please. Oh, wow. Is that his

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name? Johnny Keys. Why don't we try to move on

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from this topic that we strangely stumbled on?

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We got a boy. Wow. All right. So happy birthday,

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George Washington. How about a day in history?

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You know what? I was driving there, but I still

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want to. go back and talk about how profound

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it was. I always wondered why they took George

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Washington Day out because they had Abraham Lincoln.

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I remember there was Abraham Lincoln Day and

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then there was George Washington Day and then

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they just disappeared. It became President's

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Day. That's how they did it. There were too many

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holidays, maybe, and they were like, you know

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what? Why don't we just combine them all into

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President's Day on George Washington's birthday?

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That's probably exactly why they did it. Because

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they were getting grief for not giving people

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off every single one of the birthdays. What about

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this president? Or what about that president?

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Right. What about James Polk? What about Hoover?

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I mean, they could still have - Garfield. Garfield.

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Good one. President's Day wrapped up in George

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Washington's Day, but it's always good. He was

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the first one. He was the first general. He was

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the one, what they call him, the big red -headed

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dude that was just some big tall galoot taking,

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you know, listening to anybody's - Did he have

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red hair? George Gray? That's what I understand.

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I mean, he wore the wig, but for what I understood,

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he was a redhead. I didn't know that. I didn't

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know that. We might have to fact check that.

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Do they have color pictures? They do. Yeah. Or

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is it just hearsay? No, it was stenciled on his

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wood teeth. General George, here, hold that.

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You know, the big. You got to hold it for 10

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seconds. You know, the big, you know, where he's

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behind the thing with the little shroud, the

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cloth over his head. It's like gunpowder. Boom.

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It fumes, blows real quick. George Washington

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jumps on the ground. He's got post -traumatic

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stress syndrome, and he's like, oh, my God, I

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thought I'd get shot at. Well, that was the Western

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stuff. Like, they have, you know, pictures of

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Billy the Kid. Oh, yeah. They shoot pictures

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of the dead people as well. Yeah. I mean, that's

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when they first started having those cameras,

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right? You know, there was some creepy shit,

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too, man. You see these family portraits, and

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you got these kids that are like, there's like

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probably six kids lined up, and the one on the

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end is dead. Yeah. And you're like, what the

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fuck, man? What? They would take pictures of

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their deceased family members. Yeah. What? Yeah,

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we've never heard of this. We got an opportunity

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to take a picture. I don't care if they're dead.

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Pull them up. Oh, yeah, they take pictures with

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their deceased family member, and they're just

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sitting there. So they dig them up for this?

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No, it's before they get buried. They dress them

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up. Pull up a picture before they get buried.

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Family member, family photo, I guess family photo

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with member dead, old. Yeah. I don't know. Are

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you a prompt engineer? Yeah. Old family dead.

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All right. Black and white. There you go. There's

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one down right there. Well, that one, I guess,

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is one right there. Like, the girl on the left,

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she's dead. Well, they just prop her up? Yes.

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Yeah. They have a stick or something in her.

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Like, the lady's dead. What? There's the parents.

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Oh, that is crazy. It's kind of creepy, but it's

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kind of the sign of the times, you know? Loved

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ones who are already dead. Haunting Victorian

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family photos show loved ones who are already

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dead. Yeah, it was a big thing back then. It's

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all about opportunity. Look at that. Oh, God.

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Two babies in a coffin. You know, it's amazing

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how often babies and kids, young kids die. It

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was a thing. That's why they had such big families.

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Yeah, it was a thing. There's a family history

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book that we have in our family on my mom's side.

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And she talks about how they had like eight kids

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and like three of the kids died. And one of them

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died horrifically because they went up to the

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stove and grabbed a pan that was filled with

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hot water, boiling water, and scalded them to

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death. Damn. You know, it's just like people

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die, you know. I hear that song playing in the

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background. Dumb ways to die. There is so many

00:24:00.430 --> 00:24:02.430
ways that these kids, you know, fallen down and,

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you know, they didn't have medicines back then.

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No. And, I mean, they just got, you know, they

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got cut or they got infected. They got bacteria,

00:24:12.430 --> 00:24:15.730
viruses. I mean, they just, nothing could help

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them. God, look at that one. Like the whole family

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is dead in the thing down there. Oh, go one more

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down. Yeah, one more, right there. Right to the

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right. To the right, yeah. So they're all laying

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in bed. They're all dead. Look, they look like

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the mom was beat up, punched in the face, the

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dad's got a hole in his head. Oh, my gosh. That's

00:24:37.769 --> 00:24:41.069
horrible. They put them in a bed, the whole family.

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Dressed them up. I mean, there's something to

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be said about them trying to capture the moment.

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To them, it wasn't morbid. To their legacy, I

00:24:50.329 --> 00:24:52.960
guess. You know, I mean, when you go out and

00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:56.079
you don't have anything, and let's say they leave

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a piece of property or they leave some horses,

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some chickens, you know, it's like, all right,

00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:05.819
well, look, all of this is going to be donated

00:25:05.819 --> 00:25:08.819
to the system. But the least we can do is capture

00:25:08.819 --> 00:25:11.019
the history of what they are. Yeah. You know,

00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:14.059
we're going to capitalize off of their deaths.

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Well, at least they didn't do what the pharaohs

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did, which is like. Bury them in their tomb alive?

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Everybody died. Like all the slaves. They killed

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all the slaves. All the animals. The entire circle

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that the pharaoh had went with them, including

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the ship. You know what I mean? And they buried

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everything. So did they kill them or did they

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just die in there? Oh, I think they killed them

00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:43.720
because they had to embalm them. Did they pull

00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:45.920
their brains out of their nose? Yeah, they embalmed

00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:49.329
them. Correct. That was like the Egyptian burial.

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That's called mummification. That's so crazy.

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I wonder how they killed them. How they euthanized

00:25:54.349 --> 00:25:57.950
them. Probably that cow thing. Yeah, cow prop.

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Pissed him to the forehead. I don't know. Do

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they make a noise? I would. Shit, man. I don't

00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:10.519
know. Oh, you would make a noise. You'd be like,

00:26:10.559 --> 00:26:14.339
oh, fuck. Fuck, dude. I wouldn't let him do it.

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I'd run. If I knew what was coming, I'm like,

00:26:15.940 --> 00:26:17.099
fuck it. They're going to kill me anyway. I'm

00:26:17.099 --> 00:26:20.839
going to try to get out of here. You know? Shit.

00:26:21.980 --> 00:26:23.579
We'll kill you if you run. We'll kill you if

00:26:23.579 --> 00:26:25.319
I stay. But I don't think it was that way. I

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think if you served the pharaoh and the pharaoh

00:26:28.200 --> 00:26:30.559
is going to the afterlife, it was a tremendous

00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.240
honor to go with him. It wasn't like they were

00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:35.640
chasing them down and killing them. They all

00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:37.240
lined up. They all lined up and they're like,

00:26:37.299 --> 00:26:39.529
yes, we can't wait to go with our Pharaoh. Was

00:26:39.529 --> 00:26:41.930
that true or that was what was expected? I don't

00:26:41.930 --> 00:26:43.430
think that's true at all. I think both. I think

00:26:43.430 --> 00:26:46.509
they were like, yeah, hey, Jamal Javid. No, I'm

00:26:46.509 --> 00:26:49.490
not going to fucking go. I'm going to take my

00:26:49.490 --> 00:26:52.329
camel. I'm heading over to Frosty and I'm going

00:26:52.329 --> 00:26:54.970
to go eat a Egyptian pie. He's like, bro, you

00:26:54.970 --> 00:26:58.710
got no choice. No, no, no, no. My mom's calling

00:26:58.710 --> 00:27:01.690
me. I got to go. No, I mean, think about it.

00:27:02.069 --> 00:27:04.630
Everything was centered around the afterlife.

00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:08.660
How glorious the afterlife is. Whatever. That's

00:27:08.660 --> 00:27:10.519
so stupid. So I think they were honored to do

00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:13.980
it. I mean, if you were chosen, I'm sure other

00:27:13.980 --> 00:27:16.720
people were like, oh, I wish I was going. It's

00:27:16.720 --> 00:27:20.160
crazy because I just wish we knew more about

00:27:20.160 --> 00:27:23.519
that era. There's just so much we don't know.

00:27:23.700 --> 00:27:26.619
Do we really want to scratch the surface? There's

00:27:26.619 --> 00:27:29.400
so much we don't know. So many skulls. So many

00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:32.220
crystals. Crystal skulls. Regardless, I mean,

00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:35.000
were they the actual people that built them or

00:27:35.000 --> 00:27:37.039
were they just occupiers? Well, have you heard

00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:42.480
of the lost land up in the Arctic that the Russians

00:27:42.480 --> 00:27:47.140
say they come from? Hyperborea? No. Have you

00:27:47.140 --> 00:27:49.799
heard of that? Do share. Well, supposedly it's

00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:52.059
- Sounds like a drink. Hyperborea. It's an actual

00:27:52.059 --> 00:27:56.519
thing. Is that the name of our bourbon? Hyperborea.

00:27:56.660 --> 00:28:03.019
Yeah. It's a land in the Arctic Circle. Grief

00:28:03.019 --> 00:28:07.319
mythology. Yeah, that is apparently really big

00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:12.500
in the Russian belief system. Like myth, mythology,

00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:16.200
lore. Yeah, that they, the reason I know about

00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:17.700
it is I'm reading a book right now, and I think

00:28:17.700 --> 00:28:21.579
you should read it as well, Sean. It's that Sigma

00:28:21.579 --> 00:28:24.200
Force shit that I think you'd get into. But they

00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:28.319
just discovered it and there's pyramids and houses

00:28:28.319 --> 00:28:31.380
and all kinds of shit. They literally did find

00:28:31.380 --> 00:28:34.500
it. Well, in the book. Okay. So whether they

00:28:34.500 --> 00:28:36.039
found it in real life or not, I don't believe

00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:38.559
so. But it's one of these mythical things. But,

00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:40.720
you know, they also talk about the difficulties

00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:45.240
of traveling up there. And it's one of the least

00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:49.779
explored areas on the earth. It's pretty inhospitable.

00:28:50.039 --> 00:28:53.019
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's. Very difficult to

00:28:53.019 --> 00:28:56.440
do, plus the magnetic issues you have up there

00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:59.640
cause a lot of problems with radars and shit.

00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:04.180
There's some areas in Russia, perhaps in that

00:29:04.180 --> 00:29:07.619
region, where you get lethargic and dizzy walking

00:29:07.619 --> 00:29:11.500
in the area due to whatever. I don't even know.

00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:14.539
Some ether that fucks with your equilibrium.

00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:17.359
Some alien ray. No, I don't think it's anything

00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:20.420
like that. Who knows what it is? It could be

00:29:20.420 --> 00:29:23.579
a magnet. It could be anything. I mean, we don't

00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:25.980
know anything. We're just fucking idiots. It

00:29:25.980 --> 00:29:28.180
could be durian. I don't know what it is, but

00:29:28.180 --> 00:29:30.759
the fact is that there are people that walk through

00:29:30.759 --> 00:29:33.460
this area and they become lethargic. They throw

00:29:33.460 --> 00:29:36.799
up. It's that region. It could be radioactivity.

00:29:36.859 --> 00:29:40.400
Who knows? I think some of it may be magnetism

00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:43.299
as well because that's a big part of what they're...

00:29:44.930 --> 00:29:47.430
discussing this book is is the magnetism of that

00:29:47.430 --> 00:29:51.170
whole area yeah and the they found a what where

00:29:51.170 --> 00:29:53.309
they built the city was basically made out of

00:29:53.309 --> 00:29:54.690
what they called lodite or something like that

00:29:54.690 --> 00:29:58.009
sigma four sigma force they actually walk they

00:29:58.009 --> 00:29:59.690
build a whole room out of this magazine they

00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:02.750
walked in there and they felt kind of that right

00:30:02.750 --> 00:30:06.230
right anyway they were affected i find it incredibly

00:30:06.230 --> 00:30:08.650
interesting because uh i've never heard of this

00:30:08.650 --> 00:30:12.289
but before hyperborea and uh the book goes into

00:30:12.289 --> 00:30:15.369
great detail of what it is. You're going into

00:30:15.369 --> 00:30:21.049
the deep catacombs underneath Moscow. It has

00:30:21.049 --> 00:30:24.109
to do with the Roman Catholic Church, the whole

00:30:24.109 --> 00:30:26.509
nine yards. Okay, so this is fiction, and it's

00:30:26.509 --> 00:30:29.609
based on present day. Present day, though. Present

00:30:29.609 --> 00:30:31.609
day, but it's based on real shit. But he makes

00:30:31.609 --> 00:30:33.289
part of it up at the same time. Right, right,

00:30:33.309 --> 00:30:35.690
right. He's making a, yeah, he's weaving a story

00:30:35.690 --> 00:30:37.730
into the myth. Like they actually discovered

00:30:37.730 --> 00:30:39.529
that, I don't think it's ever been discovered

00:30:39.529 --> 00:30:42.769
yet, in the book they find it, right? Okay. So,

00:30:43.580 --> 00:30:45.400
That's cool. But it's real. You know, the books,

00:30:45.599 --> 00:30:47.519
you know, the golden library. You don't have

00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:49.799
to read it. The golden library of Catherine the

00:30:49.799 --> 00:30:54.039
Great is a real thing. Right. That, you know,

00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.680
Ivan the Terrible buried because, you know, he

00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:59.119
didn't want anyone to find this hyperborea because

00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:00.920
of whatever, you know. Yeah, no, that's cool.

00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:02.740
I don't go into the book. But, you know, it's

00:31:02.740 --> 00:31:05.400
fact because it made me think of him, John, because,

00:31:05.480 --> 00:31:08.549
you know, there's pyramids and. These people...

00:31:08.549 --> 00:31:10.589
Yeah, you love all that kind of shit. And they

00:31:10.589 --> 00:31:13.250
talk about... It's because it's real. And they

00:31:13.250 --> 00:31:16.349
talk about ancient technology that was lost.

00:31:16.529 --> 00:31:19.250
Right. Well, how did they build this? How did

00:31:19.250 --> 00:31:21.329
they do all this stuff? Yeah. You know, we've

00:31:21.329 --> 00:31:23.029
talked about that before, you know, just because,

00:31:23.069 --> 00:31:24.630
you know, they don't know how to do a computer

00:31:24.630 --> 00:31:25.849
doesn't mean these people were dumb and didn't

00:31:25.849 --> 00:31:27.710
have different kind of tools. Right. Did they

00:31:27.710 --> 00:31:31.890
have white walkers there? They had the wall.

00:31:31.970 --> 00:31:33.750
They had... No, they did not. Yeah, but I've

00:31:33.750 --> 00:31:36.460
got dragonglass, so... I'll take on those White

00:31:36.460 --> 00:31:39.299
Walkers. There you go. Which is just, what is

00:31:39.299 --> 00:31:42.960
that, Vulcan glass? No, Vulcan is from Star Wars.

00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:47.420
No, it's Obsidian. It's Obsidian. I guess so.

00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:49.599
Obsidian, yeah. It's dragon glass. It comes from

00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:51.980
the volcano where the dragons were. Yes, it's

00:31:51.980 --> 00:31:54.740
called Vulcan glass or Obsidian. Which Vulcan

00:31:54.740 --> 00:31:57.640
glass are you talking about? You Vulcan talking

00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:02.240
to me? I think Spock should do that. Good Lord.

00:32:02.680 --> 00:32:05.420
That's cool. Yeah, I'm super interested. I'll

00:32:05.420 --> 00:32:07.339
take it. Can you check that out from the public

00:32:07.339 --> 00:32:08.839
library? Yeah, that's actually the last book

00:32:08.839 --> 00:32:11.859
he wrote. So that's the last book of the series.

00:32:11.960 --> 00:32:13.559
There's like 25 in the series you need to read

00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:16.259
before that one. Interesting. They're all very

00:32:16.259 --> 00:32:18.599
interesting. And the series is called Sigma Force.

00:32:18.779 --> 00:32:22.619
No, that's the group he writes about. It's by

00:32:22.619 --> 00:32:26.519
James Rollins is the author. And they all have

00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:28.099
different names. This one's called Archangel.

00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:31.619
I do need to write this down. And I need to write

00:32:31.619 --> 00:32:34.220
down the fact that you do this library thing

00:32:34.220 --> 00:32:36.359
because it's super smart. And you can do it at

00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:39.279
Kindle. On the Kindle, yeah. Yeah. And apparently,

00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:42.660
Amazon is making a TV series out of this book.

00:32:43.460 --> 00:32:46.680
Or they're trying to. So, anyway. All right.

00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:49.119
You said it was James Rollins. James Rollins.

00:32:49.460 --> 00:32:53.279
And they've pulled up a map up there of that

00:32:53.279 --> 00:32:56.119
region. You know, they've got old maps of Antarctica

00:32:56.119 --> 00:33:00.359
as well, you know, of. Where you have ships and

00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:04.460
green and trees on a, you know, how long ago

00:33:04.460 --> 00:33:06.319
was that map made? And we don't know. Right.

00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:08.819
But, you know, it was, in fact, where can you

00:33:08.819 --> 00:33:11.039
find those maps? It's amazing how all that shit

00:33:11.039 --> 00:33:14.140
just magically disappears. You know, some collector

00:33:14.140 --> 00:33:17.339
buys it under the black market. It just kind

00:33:17.339 --> 00:33:19.339
of goes away. Falls into the ether and they're

00:33:19.339 --> 00:33:20.880
like, yeah, it's mine now. No one's going to

00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:26.180
know. Or does somebody know? I mean. Is there

00:33:26.180 --> 00:33:29.740
the cabal that knows all this shit? That is a

00:33:29.740 --> 00:33:35.200
very unknown area of the map. Okay, so is that

00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:36.900
a current map that you're showing right there?

00:33:37.420 --> 00:33:40.000
Or is that like an old one? That's the Scandinavian

00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:43.420
area. Okay, can you zoom out? Is there a way

00:33:43.420 --> 00:33:45.460
to go to... Because I would love to see literally

00:33:45.460 --> 00:33:49.819
what's... You know, we think of the North Pole

00:33:49.819 --> 00:33:55.230
as just kind of this nebulous... So that's, okay.

00:33:55.289 --> 00:33:58.390
Well, that's Finland and Russia. That's Scandinavia,

00:33:58.450 --> 00:34:01.109
which is Finland, Sweden, and Norway. Yep. And

00:34:01.109 --> 00:34:03.329
then there's above. You need to go farther north.

00:34:03.410 --> 00:34:04.930
North of that. That's not the Arctic Circle.

00:34:04.950 --> 00:34:08.050
Yeah, right there. That's moving up from Zemla.

00:34:08.210 --> 00:34:11.650
All these islands up there, right? God, that's

00:34:11.650 --> 00:34:13.909
got to be cold as shit up there. Yeah, well,

00:34:13.969 --> 00:34:16.309
it gets colder. Is that Greenland right there?

00:34:16.389 --> 00:34:18.869
There's Greenland. Interesting. So it's amazing

00:34:18.869 --> 00:34:21.889
how high that is up there. So where's the North

00:34:21.889 --> 00:34:26.849
Pole? I know. I don't see it. Weird. Are they

00:34:26.849 --> 00:34:30.730
saying it's all gone now? It's all melted. The

00:34:30.730 --> 00:34:32.789
whole thing's gone. Well, there isn't a, I don't

00:34:32.789 --> 00:34:35.369
think, is there technically a North Pole? I mean,

00:34:35.389 --> 00:34:38.949
like a physical feature? I don't think there

00:34:38.949 --> 00:34:41.269
is. Well, there's no land. Yeah, I didn't think

00:34:41.269 --> 00:34:42.710
there was. The South Pole there is. Antarctica

00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:45.489
has land, but North Pole does not. It's all ice.

00:34:45.730 --> 00:34:48.269
I didn't think so. Right there. There it is in

00:34:48.269 --> 00:34:51.010
the middle of the water. And it's possible based

00:34:51.010 --> 00:34:56.329
on that aerial photo there that some of those

00:34:56.329 --> 00:35:00.690
illustrations, what do they call that, topography?

00:35:01.030 --> 00:35:04.769
Right. Is, you know, that the ocean has elevated

00:35:04.769 --> 00:35:06.449
enough to where it covered all those land pieces

00:35:06.449 --> 00:35:11.190
up. Well, that also was in the book that at one

00:35:11.190 --> 00:35:15.329
time this land used to be above water. Right?

00:35:15.349 --> 00:35:16.829
Kind of a thing. That's when everyone can find

00:35:16.829 --> 00:35:21.590
it now. So that's why the scientists out there,

00:35:21.690 --> 00:35:25.050
it's argumentative because some of them are saying,

00:35:25.130 --> 00:35:27.690
all right, well, the water is coming back and

00:35:27.690 --> 00:35:31.329
forth from freezing, and then it rises up out

00:35:31.329 --> 00:35:34.170
of the water, which allows the ocean to drop

00:35:34.170 --> 00:35:38.070
in elevation. But there are some scientists that

00:35:38.070 --> 00:35:40.309
are saying, well, the water is coming from deep

00:35:40.309 --> 00:35:43.030
in the earth, and so it just recedes back into

00:35:43.030 --> 00:35:45.760
the earth. And it gets pushed back out for unknown

00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.440
reasons. So that's the reason why some of the

00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:52.800
elevation is happening of the water, the ocean

00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:56.199
water. What do they call it? Ocean table? Sea

00:35:56.199 --> 00:35:58.400
level. Sea level. Thank you, Mr. Producer. Ocean

00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:01.900
table. There's a struggle in there. It's very

00:36:01.900 --> 00:36:04.199
interesting. When you look at the North Pole

00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:07.699
straight on on a map, I mean, we never look at

00:36:07.699 --> 00:36:09.280
it that way. You know what I mean? We always

00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:11.380
just kind of, it's kind of out of sight at the

00:36:11.380 --> 00:36:14.440
top. But when you... When you rotate the map

00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.739
looking straight down on it, it's weird looking.

00:36:19.380 --> 00:36:23.300
Yeah, it's kind of like looking at a booby. Not

00:36:23.300 --> 00:36:28.159
where it came to mind. It's just, you know, get

00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:29.619
a close look at it. You're like, that is such

00:36:29.619 --> 00:36:34.480
an odd feature. Like the areola? It's my fault,

00:36:34.539 --> 00:36:37.940
Paul. I did that. You did that. You know, and

00:36:37.940 --> 00:36:41.739
it also, you know, it kind of ties into why Greenland

00:36:41.739 --> 00:36:44.440
has been so talked about because that is so close

00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:47.320
to the North Pole and it's... Well, that's a

00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:49.900
highly contested area right now because Russia

00:36:49.900 --> 00:36:53.159
wants it, China wants it, the U .S. wants it.

00:36:53.179 --> 00:36:55.639
Because it has access, it's got close access

00:36:55.639 --> 00:36:59.480
to the North Pole. No, it's because it's a segue

00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:02.460
to get to the United States. Well, it's a northern

00:37:02.460 --> 00:37:08.909
passage for boat travel. But also, if you're

00:37:08.909 --> 00:37:11.489
able to find an island and this new island no

00:37:11.489 --> 00:37:13.909
one's ever found, Russia could go put their plan

00:37:13.909 --> 00:37:17.829
on and claim it. Now their boundaries have just

00:37:17.829 --> 00:37:20.269
got extended hundreds of miles out of the ocean.

00:37:20.349 --> 00:37:22.949
This is now Russia, right? So that's another

00:37:22.949 --> 00:37:24.769
thing. Well, and they're talking about putting

00:37:24.769 --> 00:37:30.329
missile defense in Greenland, which totally protects

00:37:30.329 --> 00:37:35.079
the entire North America. I mean, Trump has his

00:37:35.079 --> 00:37:38.679
way. I mean, we'll be co -partners with both

00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:41.800
Canada and Greenland. And I'm not necessarily

00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:45.940
against it. And Denmark. You know, well. Well,

00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.000
Denmark, I want to say owns it, but it's part

00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:51.079
of Denmark now. It is. Which is ridiculous, right?

00:37:51.179 --> 00:37:54.420
That's totally just abstract colonialism. Like,

00:37:54.460 --> 00:37:57.480
they should have no claim to Greenland. They

00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.559
should 100 % be independent. Yeah, it's kind

00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:02.260
of like, you know, it's like we go to Denmark

00:38:02.260 --> 00:38:04.389
and be like, you know what? We're taking Greenland.

00:38:04.449 --> 00:38:06.250
What are you going to do about it? Right. Bitch.

00:38:06.250 --> 00:38:07.889
And we would never do that, but you know what

00:38:07.889 --> 00:38:12.210
I mean. It's like a perfect example is like Great

00:38:12.210 --> 00:38:15.289
Britain still thinking or still owning the Falkland

00:38:15.289 --> 00:38:17.250
Islands. Which Falkland Islands are you talking

00:38:17.250 --> 00:38:19.449
about? Right. Falkland around. You know what

00:38:19.449 --> 00:38:22.349
I mean? I mean, it's so ridiculous that a series

00:38:22.349 --> 00:38:25.070
of islands off the coast of Argentina that Great

00:38:25.070 --> 00:38:27.670
Britain should have any claim to that whatsoever.

00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:29.869
Well, they just turned over Hong Kong. Right.

00:38:30.789 --> 00:38:33.099
Exactly. Decade ago or whatever that was? Right.

00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:36.079
I mean, seriously. Now China's going after Taiwan,

00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:40.920
which will cause a huge issue with our commerce,

00:38:41.179 --> 00:38:43.440
really. If you think about it, Taiwan's one of

00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.900
our major manufacturers of the integrated circuit

00:38:45.900 --> 00:38:47.619
and all that shit. I get confused about Taiwan.

00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:51.039
Go to Taiwan and zoom out of it. It's an island

00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:54.960
off the coast of China, yes? Yes. Okay. All right.

00:38:54.960 --> 00:39:00.300
There it is. Okay. But that's not the same analogy.

00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:04.360
Taiwan is independently owned. They are independent

00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:06.760
or they want to be independent. It's not like

00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:11.679
Portugal owns Taiwan. Was Taiwan ever a part

00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:13.579
of China, just like Ukraine used to be a part

00:39:13.579 --> 00:39:15.920
of Russia? I don't know if Taiwan emancipated.

00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:18.539
What say you, producer? I don't think it was

00:39:18.539 --> 00:39:21.300
the capital at one time of China. You think Taiwan

00:39:21.300 --> 00:39:25.170
was the capital? Officially, the Republic of

00:39:25.170 --> 00:39:28.909
China is a country in East Asia. Interesting.

00:39:30.070 --> 00:39:34.289
It couldn't have been. The mainland would have

00:39:34.289 --> 00:39:36.590
had the capital all along, but I don't know.

00:39:36.650 --> 00:39:40.050
Why would I know? You know what I mean? But there's

00:39:40.050 --> 00:39:44.070
other islands in the South Pacific that are,

00:39:44.190 --> 00:39:49.030
quote, owned by different colonial European powers.

00:39:49.349 --> 00:39:52.030
Well, Britain was the biggest. Right. They owned

00:39:52.030 --> 00:39:55.559
India. Right. Right. And they eventually got

00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:57.139
their independence, right? Right. Well, yeah,

00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:00.320
they did. Yeah. I think Australia was another

00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:04.599
one at some point, wasn't it? Yeah. New Caledonia,

00:40:04.739 --> 00:40:07.159
that comes to mind. That's an island in the South

00:40:07.159 --> 00:40:10.099
Pacific. New Caledonia, and I think it's, is

00:40:10.099 --> 00:40:13.000
it owned by? I think it's in East Texas. Oh,

00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:15.760
is it? Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm wrong. Never mind.

00:40:16.139 --> 00:40:18.960
Yeah. New Caledonia. I don't know that one. Yeah.

00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:23.210
I went there when we vacationed there. When I

00:40:23.210 --> 00:40:27.750
was living in Indonesia. Ew. And it's a French

00:40:27.750 --> 00:40:31.610
territory. See what I mean? What the fuck? In

00:40:31.610 --> 00:40:35.969
this day and age, why would that be? Why is that

00:40:35.969 --> 00:40:39.630
a French territory? Why is Puerto Rico? Well,

00:40:39.670 --> 00:40:42.369
at least Puerto Rico is like right off the United

00:40:42.369 --> 00:40:43.750
States. Oh, yeah, you're right. How far is that

00:40:43.750 --> 00:40:48.349
in? Oh, it's fucking by Australia. Yeah, so France

00:40:48.349 --> 00:40:53.920
is on the other side of the globe. Right. I mean,

00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:56.139
that's just weird to me. I agree. And it's totally

00:40:56.139 --> 00:40:58.780
colonial. But you know what? That's the way it

00:40:58.780 --> 00:41:00.800
is. I mean, you stick your stake in the ground

00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:02.639
and you freaking own it, you know? And it's just

00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:05.400
like, okay, well, you got to respect that, okay?

00:41:05.500 --> 00:41:07.400
But they don't respect the United States owning

00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:09.139
all these properties. They're kind of like, oh,

00:41:09.179 --> 00:41:10.900
you stole it from the indigenous people. It's

00:41:10.900 --> 00:41:12.739
like, you stupid motherfuckers. We paid for it,

00:41:12.760 --> 00:41:15.179
you know? Right. We didn't steal it. We bought

00:41:15.179 --> 00:41:18.000
it, you dumb fucks. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:20.000
It's just weird. I mean, that's the way I feel

00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:22.300
about Denmark, you know, quote, owning Greenland.

00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:25.960
It's like, bitch, please. Yeah, but I mean, well,

00:41:26.219 --> 00:41:28.280
you know what? We got to firm up on the history

00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:30.239
of that. So we got to type that in. What about

00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:33.079
the American Samoas? No, that's okay. Oh, that's

00:41:33.079 --> 00:41:37.059
legal. Anything that the United States owns is

00:41:37.059 --> 00:41:39.539
totally fine. What is that? Guam is one of them.

00:41:39.579 --> 00:41:41.900
Wallace and Fortuna. I've never heard of that

00:41:41.900 --> 00:41:47.119
one. Wallace? Wallace and Fortuna. Who owns that

00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:49.219
one? There's probably a ton of people living

00:41:49.219 --> 00:41:51.599
there. So Denmark gained control of the Greenland

00:41:51.599 --> 00:41:54.619
when it was separated. A French island. Bastards.

00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:58.139
So Denmark gained control of Greenland when it

00:41:58.139 --> 00:42:01.219
separated from Norway in 1814 with the Treaty

00:42:01.219 --> 00:42:03.739
of Kiel officially transferring Greenland to

00:42:03.739 --> 00:42:06.960
the Danish crown, effectively making it Danish

00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:09.239
territory ever since, although Greenland now

00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:11.920
has a high degree of self -governance within

00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:16.000
the Danish realm. Right. So it's all... I wonder

00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:18.360
if they're taxed and they send money back to

00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:21.980
Denmark. Just like we were in the American colonies.

00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:24.780
It would seem reasonable. Norway's like way bigger.

00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:26.940
But, you know, I don't, as far as a population

00:42:26.940 --> 00:42:29.340
wise go, you know, it's kind of like they say

00:42:29.340 --> 00:42:32.800
in Canada, it's like 90 % of the population lives

00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:36.099
in the bottom 10 % of Canada. Yeah. Because the

00:42:36.099 --> 00:42:39.519
upper 90 % isn't, it's too freaking cold. In

00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:44.239
the 51st state. It's tundra. Interesting. Yeah.

00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:47.039
Plus there's reindeer and you can't live up there

00:42:47.039 --> 00:42:48.590
because you're going to. ruined the reindeer

00:42:48.590 --> 00:42:51.150
migration. Yeah, true. That's only in California.

00:42:51.829 --> 00:42:53.610
That was a big stink when they were building

00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:58.710
the pipeline where you're going to hurt the reindeer

00:42:58.710 --> 00:43:02.869
migration. They're fucking idiots. I know. See,

00:43:03.449 --> 00:43:06.909
it's that mentality is what really ticked off

00:43:06.909 --> 00:43:11.829
Elon Musk. And I got to tell you, you know, him

00:43:11.829 --> 00:43:15.869
with the Doge program, it cracks me up because

00:43:16.619 --> 00:43:19.900
I kind of feel like I know where he got this

00:43:19.900 --> 00:43:23.039
idea. And I think part of it stemmed when he

00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:27.460
was doing his ex space, uh, ships. And there

00:43:27.460 --> 00:43:29.880
was a group of people that were giving him shit

00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:33.599
about the pollution, the noise pollution that

00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:36.300
the, the spaceships were creating when they were

00:43:36.300 --> 00:43:39.679
taking off from the, the South Texas, uh, shores.

00:43:39.860 --> 00:43:47.059
It was going, it was, it was creating deaf, on

00:43:47.059 --> 00:43:53.119
seals and so what they did they tested seals

00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:56.079
they got seals they lined them up and they put

00:43:56.079 --> 00:44:01.119
these ear buds these fucking headsets and see

00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:03.760
if you can pull that up headphones on seals see

00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:04.980
if you get a picture of this motherfucker because

00:44:04.980 --> 00:44:07.880
this is real this is what happened so they put

00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:09.579
there you go there's a picture of it they put

00:44:09.579 --> 00:44:14.469
a headset on these deals and expose them to high

00:44:14.469 --> 00:44:16.230
levels, and they were like, this is how loud

00:44:16.230 --> 00:44:18.710
it is for a ship to go up. Let's see how this

00:44:18.710 --> 00:44:22.510
affects seals. This is the kind of bullshit that

00:44:22.510 --> 00:44:26.070
made him want to step into this position where

00:44:26.070 --> 00:44:28.190
he was kind of like, why are we spending money

00:44:28.190 --> 00:44:31.250
on this? This is bizarre and absolute bullshit.

00:44:31.670 --> 00:44:33.969
It says Elon Musk recently claimed that U .S.

00:44:33.969 --> 00:44:39.349
regulators made SpaceX kidnap seals twice. Lex

00:44:39.349 --> 00:44:43.659
Friedman. Oh, that's crazy. Kidnap a seal, strap

00:44:43.659 --> 00:44:45.900
it to a board, put headphones on the seal and

00:44:45.900 --> 00:44:48.320
play sonic boom sounds to it. That sounds mean.

00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:51.940
Well, the government forced them to do it. God.

00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:56.179
So, I mean, this is, I mean, there's all kinds

00:44:56.179 --> 00:44:58.420
of, I mean, we can go on and on about the bizarre

00:44:58.420 --> 00:45:00.639
things that they're doing. You know, jacking

00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:04.400
up animals with cocaine and making them have

00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:08.940
sex. It's just bizarre. It's stupid. It's just,

00:45:08.960 --> 00:45:11.719
I mean. There's no room for that. And why the

00:45:11.719 --> 00:45:14.739
hell? Look, I'm excited. I don't understand why

00:45:14.739 --> 00:45:18.139
some of these folks are getting all bent out

00:45:18.139 --> 00:45:20.579
of shape. You know, even I shared with you that

00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:24.559
my daughter came to me and was upset that Elon

00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.860
or Doge was shutting down one of her friends

00:45:27.860 --> 00:45:30.880
who's a park ranger. She just got fired. And

00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:33.960
I'm like, well. She actually knew the person.

00:45:34.059 --> 00:45:37.639
That's what she claims. It was a female. She

00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.320
got fired. Well, I mean, they laid off a bunch

00:45:40.320 --> 00:45:43.159
of people, but I don't know, because anything

00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:49.760
you pull up is against Doge. Go to the website.

00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:53.159
Which one? Doge. They have their own website

00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:55.380
now. Well, I guess we need to go check on that,

00:45:55.460 --> 00:45:58.820
because I pulled up the WhiteHouse .gov website,

00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:03.380
and I couldn't find... Doge .gov. I believe that's

00:46:03.380 --> 00:46:05.909
it. You know, because it's just, you know, I

00:46:05.909 --> 00:46:08.030
think we need to be grounded on what their function

00:46:08.030 --> 00:46:12.489
is. Now, their job is to assess, you know, and

00:46:12.489 --> 00:46:15.369
they're not slashing things. Paul, you kind of

00:46:15.369 --> 00:46:18.449
alluded that they were. I didn't understand that

00:46:18.449 --> 00:46:20.469
because from what I understand, they're identifying

00:46:20.469 --> 00:46:25.130
things and then they submit these clarifiers

00:46:25.130 --> 00:46:28.539
to another. to branch and they make these decisions

00:46:28.539 --> 00:46:30.460
on how they're going to move forward. My understanding

00:46:30.460 --> 00:46:34.199
is Trump kind of delegated to Elon and his team,

00:46:34.300 --> 00:46:37.980
his, his, you know, fed federal regulators, um,

00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:40.420
that they have the power to, uh, to identify

00:46:40.420 --> 00:46:44.219
who needs to be cut and fire them and to, and

00:46:44.219 --> 00:46:46.960
to stop, you know, spending like to free spending.

00:46:48.079 --> 00:46:51.099
So, um, and that's, what's being challenged in

00:46:51.099 --> 00:46:54.139
court, right? There's different judges that have,

00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:57.460
you know, put in an injunction to stop them,

00:46:57.539 --> 00:46:58.980
and that's what the Democrats have been saying.

00:46:59.139 --> 00:47:02.000
Oh, you know, Elon, a private citizen, he's not

00:47:02.000 --> 00:47:04.159
able to, he's not, you know, how is he allowed

00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:05.840
to do this and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:08.800
And then there's one judge that said, yeah, they

00:47:08.800 --> 00:47:12.300
have the power to hire and fire. So what is this?

00:47:12.579 --> 00:47:14.679
So they have, so stop at one of these and click

00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:17.440
on one of those big ones. There was one for $70

00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.719
million that was down at the bottom. All right,

00:47:19.739 --> 00:47:21.480
what do we got here? Let us pick the $28 million

00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:23.159
one. All right, so we're on the Doge website.

00:47:23.659 --> 00:47:30.619
DFS Construction, $28 million. Oh, man, they

00:47:30.619 --> 00:47:35.780
are calling it out. $100 million. For what? Salient

00:47:35.780 --> 00:47:40.519
Federal SGTS, Inc. Desert Request for Strategic.

00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:44.519
I can't even read that. Programs follow on. I

00:47:44.519 --> 00:47:47.409
can't read it. Initial. Requisition and request

00:47:47.409 --> 00:47:51.329
for strategic programs follow on award, which

00:47:51.329 --> 00:47:57.449
provides the consolidated services of PhD, PCM,

00:47:57.449 --> 00:48:02.590
PMO, PQM, engineering and major systems PMDS.

00:48:04.389 --> 00:48:06.929
Oh, God, I don't know. I don't know what that

00:48:06.929 --> 00:48:10.630
is. But $100 million? Wow, that's a score. There's

00:48:10.630 --> 00:48:14.309
one for $655 million up there. Jesus. So these

00:48:14.309 --> 00:48:16.349
are all just, we don't know what these things

00:48:16.349 --> 00:48:18.030
are. They could be legitimate. They could be.

00:48:18.570 --> 00:48:21.730
But at the end of the day, we want to know what

00:48:21.730 --> 00:48:25.429
they are. Why is it a big deal that we ask for

00:48:25.429 --> 00:48:27.610
them to be transparent? And I'll tell you one

00:48:27.610 --> 00:48:32.250
of the biggest things is why don't we have a

00:48:32.250 --> 00:48:34.849
say on how much money gets to go to places like

00:48:34.849 --> 00:48:39.309
Ukraine? Why do we send them half a trillion

00:48:39.309 --> 00:48:42.780
dollars? Why is that okay? And then why is it

00:48:42.780 --> 00:48:46.079
okay that along the way, half of it disappears?

00:48:47.139 --> 00:48:49.599
Why is that okay? Why isn't there a paper trail

00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:52.159
of where that money went? And if it's legitimate,

00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:55.380
then why don't they just tell us where it went?

00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:57.800
Right. But they don't have answers. The thing

00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:00.079
is, as they start digging into this shit, we're

00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.360
starting to see, you know, there's wasteful spending,

00:49:02.519 --> 00:49:04.599
right? Where people are like, you know what?

00:49:04.699 --> 00:49:06.760
They gave us $100 million. If we don't spend

00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:08.119
it all, they're not going to give us $100 million

00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:10.260
next year. Right. So they've got to spend it.

00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:11.539
They've got to find a way to spend it. Oh, well,

00:49:11.579 --> 00:49:15.300
let's go fund condoms for the Taliban, and let's

00:49:15.300 --> 00:49:17.159
go do this and do that crazy shit, right? Right.

00:49:17.300 --> 00:49:19.860
But some of this stuff is full -on fraud, like

00:49:19.860 --> 00:49:22.239
the Social Security shit that Elon's talking

00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:23.579
about. Oh, yeah, the whole Social Security thing,

00:49:23.619 --> 00:49:25.280
that came out, I don't know if it was today or

00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:31.519
yesterday. This is crazy. That there's 394, almost

00:49:31.519 --> 00:49:36.599
300, I'm sorry, yeah, 395 million checks that

00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:39.280
go out for Social Security. Hang on. Which is

00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:41.440
more than our population in the United States.

00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:44.780
He's not saying checks. What is it? That's how

00:49:44.780 --> 00:49:48.480
many Social Security numbers there are. Active.

00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:52.559
Yes, active numbers. Oh, active. Doesn't mean

00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:53.760
they're getting a check. That doesn't mean they're

00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:57.159
getting a check. So there's 394 million Social

00:49:57.159 --> 00:49:59.780
Security numbers, and there's only 333 million

00:49:59.780 --> 00:50:01.659
people living in the United States. Right. And

00:50:01.659 --> 00:50:04.980
these numbers, they say, these are the numbers

00:50:04.980 --> 00:50:08.800
that are listed as not dead. right the number

00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:12.960
of the death field is set to false meaning so

00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:15.000
we don't know for sure if they're getting a check

00:50:15.000 --> 00:50:18.539
it's a reserve number for theoretically somebody

00:50:18.539 --> 00:50:22.159
but they're not necessarily getting a check well

00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:23.900
that makes we don't know that makes sense for

00:50:23.900 --> 00:50:27.000
the zero to nine now yeah but it does not make

00:50:27.000 --> 00:50:31.760
sense when you have the all the millions of people

00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:35.179
over 100 years old yeah 120 plus right there

00:50:35.179 --> 00:50:38.260
are far more eligible Social Security numbers

00:50:38.260 --> 00:50:40.639
than there are citizens of the United States.

00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:43.840
So it's part of that because they haven't cleared

00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:48.840
the ones that are older or dead? It's possible,

00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:51.239
but there's some, I mean, it could be key in

00:50:51.239 --> 00:50:54.719
error. I mean, clearly, right? But 20 million

00:50:54.719 --> 00:50:57.940
key in errors? So there's 1 .3 million people

00:50:57.940 --> 00:51:01.340
that are between the ages of 150 and 159, right?

00:51:01.380 --> 00:51:04.639
So, I mean, just dig into that. Well, there's

00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:08.199
4 million 130 to 139. Right. No, I know. These

00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:11.019
are all fraudulent. These are all non -closed.

00:51:11.239 --> 00:51:13.320
Yes, they're non -closed, is what it's saying.

00:51:13.420 --> 00:51:17.260
And basically, since they started it in 1935,

00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:21.400
you know, there are old people on the rolls in

00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:25.019
1935, right? Right. So you could have a social

00:51:25.019 --> 00:51:27.579
security number in 1935. That's still active.

00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:30.179
Yes, that's still active. That's 100 years from,

00:51:30.280 --> 00:51:33.099
you know, 90 years ago. Now, are they still getting

00:51:33.099 --> 00:51:35.980
checks? That's the question. We don't know. We

00:51:35.980 --> 00:51:39.469
don't know. But they're not dead. But someone

00:51:39.469 --> 00:51:43.389
could be using that for illegal voting. Easily.

00:51:43.429 --> 00:51:47.250
To open up credit cards. Sure. For identity theft.

00:51:47.710 --> 00:51:49.409
All that shit. Absolutely. That's what they're

00:51:49.409 --> 00:51:51.809
doing in California. You know, that's why they're

00:51:51.809 --> 00:51:54.769
passing out these driver's licenses. When they

00:51:54.769 --> 00:51:57.909
get up there, they're illegal aliens. They come

00:51:57.909 --> 00:52:00.610
up and they now have an opportunity to go get

00:52:00.610 --> 00:52:02.769
a driver's license. And once they get a driver's

00:52:02.769 --> 00:52:05.150
license, it opens Pandora's box for them to start.

00:52:05.769 --> 00:52:08.170
soliciting other services, social security services,

00:52:08.590 --> 00:52:11.690
voter registrations. Yep. And they're doing it

00:52:11.690 --> 00:52:13.150
deliberately, of course, because they're trying

00:52:13.150 --> 00:52:17.650
to expand their voter rolls. But it's funny that

00:52:17.650 --> 00:52:20.489
there's two of them that's older than 300 years.

00:52:20.590 --> 00:52:22.929
Yeah. So the joke that you sent today was like,

00:52:23.010 --> 00:52:25.989
okay, there's a section. If you're zero to 109,

00:52:26.170 --> 00:52:30.869
it's normal humans. If it's 110 to 229, you're

00:52:30.869 --> 00:52:36.380
Biden voters. And then if you're 240, to 369,

00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:39.820
you're Highlanders. Yes. There can be only one.

00:52:40.059 --> 00:52:42.960
And what's funny is there's only one. There's

00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.860
only one that's 240 to 249 and one that's 380

00:52:46.860 --> 00:52:51.340
to 369. There can only be one. I was like, I

00:52:51.340 --> 00:52:52.699
thought there could only be one. And you were

00:52:52.699 --> 00:52:54.519
like, well, the quickening hasn't completed.

00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:57.980
It was great. I was like, well, they must be

00:52:57.980 --> 00:52:59.179
in the championship round because there's only

00:52:59.179 --> 00:53:03.050
two left. Oh, God, that's funny. I love that

00:53:03.050 --> 00:53:04.809
movie. I'm glad we clarified it a little bit.

00:53:04.849 --> 00:53:06.750
So I am still curious how many checks are going

00:53:06.750 --> 00:53:10.250
out. Yes. So that's still terrible, but it's

00:53:10.250 --> 00:53:13.130
better than how I understood it to be. It's not

00:53:13.130 --> 00:53:15.170
quite as fraudulent. Well, I mean, Elon Musk

00:53:15.170 --> 00:53:17.190
was like, we're uncovering the biggest fraud

00:53:17.190 --> 00:53:19.909
in history. Yep. So, I mean, he obviously believes

00:53:19.909 --> 00:53:23.250
that this is, you know, very significant. There

00:53:23.250 --> 00:53:26.119
are folks out there that are. saying, well, Elon

00:53:26.119 --> 00:53:28.139
Musk is just trying to steal everyone's social

00:53:28.139 --> 00:53:30.440
security number so that he can gain access to

00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:32.699
their things. That's so dumb. He comes back and

00:53:32.699 --> 00:53:34.820
says, if I wanted their social security number,

00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:37.679
I would have taken it when I owned PayPal. Right.

00:53:37.780 --> 00:53:42.619
Yeah. Boom. It dropped it. It's so dumb. I mean,

00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:45.440
he is in it for the right reasons, just like

00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:47.360
all the other people that Trump has appointed

00:53:47.360 --> 00:53:50.300
to the cabinets. They're there for the right

00:53:50.300 --> 00:53:52.340
reasons, which is people want the government

00:53:52.340 --> 00:53:56.119
to get cleaned up. It's bloated. In 2011. It's

00:53:56.119 --> 00:53:59.440
corrupt. There's a video of Obama who's trying

00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:02.460
to make the same proclamation. Right. He comes

00:54:02.460 --> 00:54:04.320
out and says the same exact thing. Oh, they all

00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:05.619
say the same thing. The Clinton -Gore did the

00:54:05.619 --> 00:54:07.420
same thing. They all say the same thing. And

00:54:07.420 --> 00:54:10.039
it's just like, you know, when Trump says it,

00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.199
it's a negative thing. But when they say it,

00:54:12.260 --> 00:54:14.199
you know, everyone's like, oh, you know, God,

00:54:14.239 --> 00:54:16.619
Obama speaks so eloquently. You know, I got to

00:54:16.619 --> 00:54:18.519
tell you, for being a piece of shit, he sure

00:54:18.519 --> 00:54:22.539
does speak well. He was an amazing orator. Yeah.

00:54:22.679 --> 00:54:27.800
I heard on the day that Elon Musk had his 13th

00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:30.400
child by his fourth woman. Oh, my gosh. Hold

00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:32.420
on. He's got four women? Four women. 13 kids.

00:54:32.440 --> 00:54:35.440
I wonder if he's like Mormon. I just don't think

00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:39.059
he cares. Yeah. So, yeah, he clearly gets around.

00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:42.400
But this latest one is a conservative podcast.

00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:44.900
It's conservative influencer. Well, it's also

00:54:44.900 --> 00:54:47.579
under question if it's really his. Yes. Okay,

00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:54.389
here we go. Ashley St. Clair. So, yeah, he fathered

00:54:54.389 --> 00:54:58.789
a child with her. All right. Yeah. I'd father

00:54:58.789 --> 00:55:00.750
a child with her. I can see why. I'd smell that.

00:55:01.030 --> 00:55:07.409
Wow. I can see why. But, yeah, she tried to keep

00:55:07.409 --> 00:55:09.670
it quiet. She didn't want this to be tabloid

00:55:09.670 --> 00:55:12.710
fodder. And so she was desperately trying to

00:55:12.710 --> 00:55:14.269
get a hold of him, you know, because they need

00:55:14.269 --> 00:55:15.489
to figure out what they're going to do about

00:55:15.489 --> 00:55:19.610
the parenting of, you know, this scenario. And

00:55:19.610 --> 00:55:23.710
there you go. So is he currently married? He

00:55:23.710 --> 00:55:27.409
was. I don't think so. He was, I believe. And

00:55:27.409 --> 00:55:30.670
all of his kids have crazy names. I understood

00:55:30.670 --> 00:55:35.409
that. He owns like bunkers. I would if I had

00:55:35.409 --> 00:55:38.550
that much money. Oh, shit. Yeah. Like for safety?

00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:42.630
That they currently live in. Like his family,

00:55:42.670 --> 00:55:45.389
they'll be tucked away. Because you got to imagine,

00:55:45.449 --> 00:55:47.809
they got to be targeted for kidnapping. Oh, sure.

00:55:48.030 --> 00:55:51.750
They can't live in a normal house. They would

00:55:51.750 --> 00:55:53.309
have to live somewhere. Can't live in Frisco?

00:55:53.630 --> 00:55:55.389
Can't live in Frisco. I mean, they could, but

00:55:55.389 --> 00:55:59.130
he would have to live in a fortified. Unbreakman

00:55:59.130 --> 00:56:02.190
Ranch? I don't know. Maybe. They live in Austin,

00:56:02.369 --> 00:56:04.679
some of them. They can live anywhere they want.

00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:06.940
I mean, you could build anything anywhere. That's

00:56:06.940 --> 00:56:08.860
why he has that company that does tunnels so

00:56:08.860 --> 00:56:11.480
he can do a whole underground lair. It's called

00:56:11.480 --> 00:56:14.099
the Boring Company. Yeah, the Boring Company.

00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:15.840
It's hilarious. He's been doing a lot of boring.

00:56:15.940 --> 00:56:18.519
Such a clever name, man. I think it's great.

00:56:18.699 --> 00:56:21.059
You know, I mean, if he had the money, hell yeah.

00:56:21.219 --> 00:56:24.820
I would have everything down there. He started

00:56:24.820 --> 00:56:27.519
his own company to make tunnels. Yeah. Crying

00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:33.110
out loud. The guy's a brilliant. There's no question

00:56:33.110 --> 00:56:36.170
about it. I'm just kind of curious where they're

00:56:36.170 --> 00:56:40.730
going to take this. It's just what the courts

00:56:40.730 --> 00:56:42.230
are going to say. How are they going to let this

00:56:42.230 --> 00:56:44.409
pass? I mean, their courts, every step of the

00:56:44.409 --> 00:56:46.389
way, they're trying to, every step of the way.

00:56:46.449 --> 00:56:49.590
And while they're doing that, it almost seems,

00:56:49.829 --> 00:56:51.889
and I'm going to use the word, I'm going to use

00:56:51.889 --> 00:56:54.230
the word obfuscate, but it almost seems like

00:56:54.230 --> 00:56:57.880
they're purposely distracting these courts. with

00:56:57.880 --> 00:57:00.639
things like this to stop Elon so that they can

00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:02.800
actually address other things. So that Trump

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:05.400
is all, they're out there doing a hundred different

00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:08.460
things and they don't even see it yet. The chess

00:57:08.460 --> 00:57:12.599
game is on a multi -dimensional game platform

00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:16.840
and they're on. They're on square one. Who's

00:57:16.840 --> 00:57:19.300
they? They is the Democrats. I'm talking about

00:57:19.300 --> 00:57:21.440
the people fighting Trump. Democrats are getting

00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:23.340
played, you're saying. Yeah, totally. They're

00:57:23.340 --> 00:57:27.880
focusing on Elon, and Trump and Elon are laughing

00:57:27.880 --> 00:57:30.019
at him. Okay, well, you can hold us up. I mean,

00:57:30.019 --> 00:57:31.679
Trump's ultimately the one that's going to make

00:57:31.679 --> 00:57:33.820
these decisions, and you can delay this all you

00:57:33.820 --> 00:57:36.219
want. But by the way, we've got 100 other things

00:57:36.219 --> 00:57:38.059
that are going on right now, and you're wasting

00:57:38.059 --> 00:57:40.849
all your attention here. So, fuck off. Dude,

00:57:40.889 --> 00:57:42.670
the Democrats don't know what to do. I mean,

00:57:42.690 --> 00:57:45.929
first off, they don't want to be owned like they're

00:57:45.929 --> 00:57:48.409
being owned. And Trump's approval rating is like

00:57:48.409 --> 00:57:53.610
70%. No, it's 60s. In the 60s? Yeah. Okay. But

00:57:53.610 --> 00:57:55.329
they were saying, well, they were breaking it

00:57:55.329 --> 00:57:58.030
down by, do you approve of this? Do you approve

00:57:58.030 --> 00:58:03.869
of that? 60, 63%. Just overall, though. Well,

00:58:03.889 --> 00:58:06.409
I saw the thing that had different issues, right?

00:58:06.570 --> 00:58:10.380
Okay. And I thought going after government inefficiency,

00:58:10.380 --> 00:58:13.800
I thought was pushing 70%. I didn't see that

00:58:13.800 --> 00:58:17.500
one. Potentially, yeah. But anyway, so they're

00:58:17.500 --> 00:58:19.860
getting owned. The Democrats don't know what

00:58:19.860 --> 00:58:22.639
to do right now, right? But whatever they're

00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:25.300
doing, it comes across as they're scared that

00:58:25.300 --> 00:58:29.360
what's going to come out is going to expose them.

00:58:29.519 --> 00:58:33.119
I hope so. It sure looks like it. Sheryl Crow.

00:58:34.630 --> 00:58:37.469
made a statement today or yesterday regarding

00:58:37.469 --> 00:58:41.809
her Tesla. She donated it. Or sold it and donated

00:58:41.809 --> 00:58:44.650
the money to NPR. But you see when she actually

00:58:44.650 --> 00:58:48.489
did that? She posted it in February or something

00:58:48.489 --> 00:58:51.230
like that. She took the video and it was clearly

00:58:51.230 --> 00:58:55.489
fall and autumn. Because the leaves on the tree,

00:58:55.550 --> 00:58:58.409
they're all orange and red. So when she took

00:58:58.409 --> 00:59:00.449
the video, it was probably the fall sometime.

00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:03.599
But now she's just posted and saying, I just

00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:05.900
gave her whatever she did with her Tesla. Yeah,

00:59:05.900 --> 00:59:07.539
that doesn't look like February. Yeah, and she

00:59:07.539 --> 00:59:11.900
lives in Tennessee. So it's like two degrees

00:59:11.900 --> 00:59:15.719
there right now. What a ding -dong. It hats off

00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:17.739
to her for making a statement, doing what she

00:59:17.739 --> 00:59:20.440
wants. I mean, that's what being in this great

00:59:20.440 --> 00:59:23.940
America is all about. But, I mean, it's all for

00:59:23.940 --> 00:59:25.960
the wrong reasons. And the fact that she's giving

00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:28.679
it to NPR is even better. Less money the government

00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:30.480
has to pay to keep that bullshit thing floating.

00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:32.840
She wanted you to wipe your ass with one square.

00:59:34.059 --> 00:59:37.159
She was on that push for a while. One square?

00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.219
Well, that's what you use up a day, right? No,

00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:41.280
one square of toilet paper is what she says you

00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:43.380
should be allotted per toilet. You mean you can't

00:59:43.380 --> 00:59:47.219
spare a square? No. One square. That wouldn't

00:59:47.219 --> 00:59:50.519
go very far. No, you'd break through it. Yeah.

00:59:50.760 --> 00:59:52.900
It's a quadruple ply, though. Man, you'd be folding

00:59:52.900 --> 00:59:54.940
it into like a little cube. Maybe the square

00:59:54.940 --> 00:59:57.539
is the size of a newspaper. One square of toilet

00:59:57.539 --> 01:00:00.199
paper. So she's got... Pretty skanky butthole.

01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:01.980
She's got something going on down there. I mean,

01:00:02.019 --> 01:00:03.960
it's got to be not clean. Look at that. She's

01:00:03.960 --> 01:00:06.699
like, ow, it's chafed. Yeah, but if it makes

01:00:06.699 --> 01:00:15.019
her happy. If it makes you happy. Yes, my butt

01:00:15.019 --> 01:00:17.900
is chafed. But that sucks, though, because I

01:00:17.900 --> 01:00:20.460
like Sheryl Crow. I think she's a talented musician.

01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:23.039
I think she writes her own shit. One sheet of

01:00:23.039 --> 01:00:26.780
visit. Oh, God. Maybe she's talking about pee

01:00:26.780 --> 01:00:29.099
-pee. Oh, hold on. Two or three squares on pesky

01:00:29.099 --> 01:00:32.960
occasions. So I think we... Is that like when

01:00:32.960 --> 01:00:34.960
it's like a Sharpie down there, it just won't

01:00:34.960 --> 01:00:38.820
go away? I'm going to go out on a limb and say

01:00:38.820 --> 01:00:43.079
that we have consistent pesky occasions when

01:00:43.079 --> 01:00:46.139
we... Yeah, so we could probably average two

01:00:46.139 --> 01:00:47.900
or three squares. I would need like toilet paper

01:00:47.900 --> 01:00:51.000
like on a belt sander, so it's like... You know?

01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:54.320
I don't know, man. It's kind of weird. I'm on

01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:56.519
board with trying to get one of those little

01:00:56.519 --> 01:01:02.579
retrofit bidets. You know, it's unfortunate that

01:01:02.579 --> 01:01:06.219
she got herself in the news. For a really stupid

01:01:06.219 --> 01:01:10.019
reason. It doesn't help her. The article is 17

01:01:10.019 --> 01:01:11.960
years old, so I don't know. Oh, yeah, it was

01:01:11.960 --> 01:01:14.679
a while back. No, I mean... Maybe she didn't

01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:15.780
poop as much back then. I'm talking about the

01:01:15.780 --> 01:01:18.219
donating the test. What do you think that tour

01:01:18.219 --> 01:01:20.760
smelled like? She's only limiting all her tour

01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:22.940
people to one square? Oh, no, she's saying everybody

01:01:22.940 --> 01:01:26.019
else should do one square. She's probably...

01:01:26.019 --> 01:01:27.800
Well, she's got a bidet, and she's using the

01:01:27.800 --> 01:01:29.360
one square to just, you know... I mean, that's

01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:31.699
what I'm saying. She dries off. Yeah, it's like...

01:01:31.699 --> 01:01:37.159
Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I don't know about

01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:41.940
the tongue action. All right. She was cute, too.

01:01:42.059 --> 01:01:44.500
I mean, she dated several people. She dated the

01:01:44.500 --> 01:01:49.059
one bald dude, right? The European Francis Tour

01:01:49.059 --> 01:01:53.219
de... Who? The cyclist. Oh, Lance Armstrong.

01:01:53.380 --> 01:01:56.119
Lance Armstrong, the Tour de France. The cheater.

01:01:56.400 --> 01:01:59.940
Yeah. Did he cheat, though? He did. He did. I

01:01:59.940 --> 01:02:03.110
mean, did he cheat, though? Yes. He did. He broke

01:02:03.110 --> 01:02:05.409
the rules. That's cheating. Yeah, but I mean.

01:02:05.469 --> 01:02:07.590
The answer is still going to be the same no matter

01:02:07.590 --> 01:02:09.769
how many times you ask. Okay, okay. He broke

01:02:09.769 --> 01:02:12.030
the rules, but I mean, look. He was doing blood

01:02:12.030 --> 01:02:14.889
transfusions in the middle of the race. I'm just

01:02:14.889 --> 01:02:18.210
like, does it really matter? He was doing blood

01:02:18.210 --> 01:02:21.369
transfusions in the middle of the race. Oh, I

01:02:21.369 --> 01:02:23.369
didn't know that. Yes. That's how he did his

01:02:23.369 --> 01:02:25.590
mountain stages. Like a beast. So what, did he

01:02:25.590 --> 01:02:28.889
have his freaking blood pack on him? No, but

01:02:28.889 --> 01:02:30.690
when they went back to the, you know, because

01:02:30.690 --> 01:02:34.199
they take. Brakes, right? They don't go through.

01:02:34.239 --> 01:02:36.760
In between stages. And they sleep. He had a blood

01:02:36.760 --> 01:02:40.239
boy that followed him on a bike. No, I mean,

01:02:40.260 --> 01:02:44.280
seriously. When the race paused. I've never heard

01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:46.920
this. When the race paused, he went back to his

01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:49.599
trailer or whatever, and he did transfusions.

01:02:50.780 --> 01:02:54.000
Yep, this is true. Okay, that's 100 % cheating.

01:02:54.139 --> 01:02:56.440
That's cheating. 100%. I thought it was like

01:02:56.440 --> 01:02:59.159
some drug enhancement kind of stuff. That too.

01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:02.219
Like some sort of special supplement? I thought

01:03:02.219 --> 01:03:04.860
that's what it was. I'm like, yeah, come on.

01:03:05.179 --> 01:03:07.659
It was that as well, plus blood transfusions,

01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:10.300
plus I think a couple other things. He was destroying

01:03:10.300 --> 01:03:13.360
everybody on the mountain stages. So he was using

01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:16.619
performance for 13 years until a confession during

01:03:16.619 --> 01:03:19.860
a broadcast interview with Oprah Winfrey in 13.

01:03:20.059 --> 01:03:22.139
He finally admitted he was cheating in sports.

01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:25.099
I view this situation as one big lie. You know,

01:03:25.219 --> 01:03:29.460
well, maybe that's why he lost a ball. Well,

01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:31.019
he had testicular cancer. Yeah, he sure did.

01:03:31.119 --> 01:03:32.480
That's what I'm saying. Maybe he lost a ball

01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:34.480
because of all that extracurricular stuff. That

01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:38.860
was prior. Oh, so he did that afterwards. You

01:03:38.860 --> 01:03:42.780
know what? I will say this. Yes, he had testicular

01:03:42.780 --> 01:03:47.820
cancer. He worked his ass off. Despite the cheating

01:03:47.820 --> 01:03:52.019
that he did, it was still amazing what he accomplished.

01:03:53.300 --> 01:03:55.719
Now, I'm not saying that other cyclists, if they

01:03:55.719 --> 01:03:58.329
hadn't done the same thing. Well, let me put

01:03:58.329 --> 01:04:00.510
it this way. There might have been a shit ton

01:04:00.510 --> 01:04:03.409
of cyclists that did the same thing he did, but

01:04:03.409 --> 01:04:06.949
they didn't put in the work to actually get through

01:04:06.949 --> 01:04:08.449
the mountain. You still have to go through the

01:04:08.449 --> 01:04:11.110
mountain stages. You know what I mean? Oh, he

01:04:11.110 --> 01:04:15.110
still had to go do it, but he was cheating. Come

01:04:15.110 --> 01:04:17.349
on. I totally get it. But what I'm saying is.

01:04:17.409 --> 01:04:19.489
It was easier for him because he was cheating.

01:04:19.889 --> 01:04:23.329
Right. To the level he was. Yeah, he was an elite

01:04:23.329 --> 01:04:27.150
athlete, and the only way he could have consistently

01:04:27.150 --> 01:04:29.610
won seven years in a row or something. For example,

01:04:29.670 --> 01:04:32.869
if I got a blood transfusion, I would not be

01:04:32.869 --> 01:04:36.349
able to do the mountain stage. Yes, yes. But

01:04:36.349 --> 01:04:38.650
any of the other elite riders, if they had done

01:04:38.650 --> 01:04:40.750
that, they could have been performing like he

01:04:40.750 --> 01:04:42.809
was. Right. You could do the downhill part. Yeah,

01:04:42.809 --> 01:04:46.349
the downhill. Slalom. Then I get wheel wobble.

01:04:47.789 --> 01:04:51.739
Oh, shit. Because they're going. Fast, 65, 70

01:04:51.739 --> 01:04:54.719
miles an hour. Oh, yeah. And here's my point.

01:04:54.940 --> 01:04:58.059
It's unfortunate that how hard he worked as an

01:04:58.059 --> 01:05:01.079
athlete. He trained like crazy. He worked hard.

01:05:01.199 --> 01:05:04.739
He was an elite athlete. And it wasn't enough

01:05:04.739 --> 01:05:08.980
for him. Yes, and he threw it all away. He threw

01:05:08.980 --> 01:05:11.739
away all that hard work. You know what I mean?

01:05:11.820 --> 01:05:16.599
It all got discredited as soon as that happened.

01:05:16.780 --> 01:05:18.840
Yep. We need to talk about this bourbon. We do.

01:05:18.860 --> 01:05:21.679
There won't be a next time. This is our last

01:05:21.679 --> 01:05:24.579
one? Anyway, we've got to talk about this bourbon.

01:05:24.619 --> 01:05:25.920
There's always going to be a day in history.

01:05:25.940 --> 01:05:28.639
It's like February 18th. We'll get it next year.

01:05:28.820 --> 01:05:32.199
Next year. If you're really passionate about

01:05:32.199 --> 01:05:34.599
this day, it'll be here next year. I'll save

01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:37.500
it. I'll save it. Thank you. Just file it away.

01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:42.099
You've inspired me. All right, let's talk about

01:05:42.099 --> 01:05:48.199
this. This is good. Yeah, so this is one that...

01:05:49.480 --> 01:05:51.239
We stumbled upon, and we're very, very, very,

01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:54.059
very lucky to get this. This is the Jack Daniels

01:05:54.059 --> 01:05:57.840
coin doll. This is the one that Stan texted us

01:05:57.840 --> 01:06:02.860
and was like, hey, anybody close? You have three

01:06:02.860 --> 01:06:04.780
minutes. And it wasn't about us. It was about,

01:06:04.860 --> 01:06:08.480
he wanted it, and he was kind of like, I suppose

01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:14.099
if you buy mine, you can get one too. He's like,

01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:18.719
gee sags. I was like, on my way. And I had no

01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:20.760
idea the value of this either. And this is a

01:06:20.760 --> 01:06:23.260
unicorn. Oh, yeah. This is a unicorn. Not rare.

01:06:23.699 --> 01:06:26.960
Unicorn. So this is the Jack Daniels Single Barrel

01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:29.900
Special Reserve Tennessee Whiskey, otherwise

01:06:29.900 --> 01:06:33.579
known as the Coyhill. Coyhill, which is the highest.

01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:37.019
Yes, it's on the little orange label or red or

01:06:37.019 --> 01:06:40.360
whatever the color is. So this is which is the

01:06:40.360 --> 01:06:43.219
highest elevated rolling hill on the Jack Daniel

01:06:43.219 --> 01:06:46.239
distillery property. There's something special

01:06:46.239 --> 01:06:50.920
about that Rick house. I guess. It opens an underlying

01:06:50.920 --> 01:06:55.760
vein of classic Jack Daniels aroma. Vein. What's

01:06:55.760 --> 01:06:58.460
interesting is it showcases a barrel house location

01:06:58.460 --> 01:07:02.300
along with the quote extreme weather. There's

01:07:02.300 --> 01:07:04.219
no extreme weather. Well, I guess there can be

01:07:04.219 --> 01:07:06.719
in Tennessee. This is Tennessee, right? There's

01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:09.460
deaths going on right now. That's true with the

01:07:09.460 --> 01:07:13.150
flooding. But this is a high. Typically high,

01:07:13.230 --> 01:07:16.829
high proof bottle. Either last year's or the

01:07:16.829 --> 01:07:19.969
one before. You can see it's as high as 148.

01:07:20.110 --> 01:07:23.190
This year's, the version we have is not. It's

01:07:23.190 --> 01:07:26.230
123. Yeah, 123. Really? I thought it was 28.

01:07:28.869 --> 01:07:31.250
I'm looking at the bottle. Oh, he's got the bottle.

01:07:31.269 --> 01:07:34.750
It's straight from the barrel. Minimal filtration.

01:07:35.429 --> 01:07:40.929
Uncut. One of a kind. Single barrel. Should remain

01:07:40.929 --> 01:07:44.260
up. Oh, listen. Should remain upright at all

01:07:44.260 --> 01:07:46.440
times unless you are pouring it into a glass

01:07:46.440 --> 01:07:49.400
to enjoy. What? Oh, yeah. You don't want to waste

01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:50.940
it. You don't want it slipping out by accident.

01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:54.079
Should remain upright. I can't read that. Jeff,

01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:56.280
it's tilting it. It's not upright. Let me try.

01:07:57.239 --> 01:07:58.940
Paul, he's tilting it. You're supposed to upright.

01:07:59.039 --> 01:08:01.420
It's got to be upright. You're not paying attention

01:08:01.420 --> 01:08:03.619
to it. I'm not pouring anymore. Well, it says

01:08:03.619 --> 01:08:05.940
a little special statement about which floor

01:08:05.940 --> 01:08:08.260
of which brick house it gets from. I can't read

01:08:08.260 --> 01:08:09.599
that. Beautiful. I was trying to read it. Oh,

01:08:09.599 --> 01:08:12.960
sorry. It's Rick House 8, and it's like the middle

01:08:12.960 --> 01:08:16.600
floor of Rick House 8. All right. It is 123 proof,

01:08:16.859 --> 01:08:22.560
61 .5. You don't have any. We're freaking old.

01:08:22.819 --> 01:08:24.600
You need a light on it. We got the magnifying

01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:27.380
glass out on the camera. Can you put the light

01:08:27.380 --> 01:08:29.300
on it? Oh, you didn't put the light on it. Anyway,

01:08:29.399 --> 01:08:31.800
this is a unique. This is a taste, to me anyway,

01:08:31.979 --> 01:08:34.979
the standard Jack Daniels. It's got some of that

01:08:34.979 --> 01:08:39.680
in there. But there's a unique flavor underneath

01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:44.319
that I'm trying to pick out. Barrelhouse 8. The

01:08:44.319 --> 01:08:47.960
aroma, AI overview says the aroma is rich and

01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:50.420
inviting. Notes of toasted oak, caramel, dark

01:08:50.420 --> 01:08:53.199
chocolate, cinnamon, and baked apple. Sounds

01:08:53.199 --> 01:08:57.939
familiar. That's the aroma. Hints of clove, allspice,

01:08:57.939 --> 01:09:00.739
and dried bay. Well, I'm picking up a lot of...

01:09:01.550 --> 01:09:04.310
Bay leaves, maybe? Yeah, perhaps, yeah. I'm picking

01:09:04.310 --> 01:09:07.270
up a lot of that crispy sea spice, the cloves

01:09:07.270 --> 01:09:09.409
and shit like that. I am picking up some of that.

01:09:09.510 --> 01:09:11.770
Yeah, there's something on the nose and the taste

01:09:11.770 --> 01:09:15.050
that I haven't quite identified. The cloves may

01:09:15.050 --> 01:09:19.109
be a good thing. High -toned floral notes like

01:09:19.109 --> 01:09:23.489
wild daisies or sassafras leaves. Yeah, you just

01:09:23.489 --> 01:09:27.649
came up with that, I'm sure. Sassafras. Maybe

01:09:27.649 --> 01:09:33.170
a little grape in there. Maybe a little bit for

01:09:33.170 --> 01:09:38.310
me. I still can't pin it. I think the floral

01:09:38.310 --> 01:09:41.250
is hitting there. Is that what that is? Yeah.

01:09:42.149 --> 01:09:44.630
I don't get any floral. Well, the palate full

01:09:44.630 --> 01:09:47.149
-bodied and intense flavors of charred oak, molasses,

01:09:47.149 --> 01:09:50.409
dark spices. The palate also balanced of hints

01:09:50.409 --> 01:09:52.810
of dried fruit and a touch of vanilla, layers

01:09:52.810 --> 01:09:55.630
of caramel and candied fruit, deeper notes of

01:09:55.630 --> 01:09:59.539
toffee, molasses, and charred oak. Finish. Long

01:09:59.539 --> 01:10:02.880
and warming. Lingering notes of smoky spice and

01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:05.979
subtle sweetness. Balanced yet intensely lingering

01:10:05.979 --> 01:10:08.680
impressions of dark brown sugar and smoky. Overall,

01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:11.680
Jack Daniels, the Coy Hill is a full flavored

01:10:11.680 --> 01:10:16.359
high proof. Spectacular. It is spectacular. We

01:10:16.359 --> 01:10:18.560
still have this. It's really, really unique.

01:10:19.789 --> 01:10:22.470
It's very unlike. I'm going to rate it a nine.

01:10:22.810 --> 01:10:26.130
Sorry. Go on. No, you're fine. It's very interesting

01:10:26.130 --> 01:10:28.449
that we run across something that is so different

01:10:28.449 --> 01:10:33.050
than other things. Yeah, I think I'm going eight,

01:10:33.069 --> 01:10:38.289
eight on this. No, I'll go a nine with you, Sean.

01:10:39.350 --> 01:10:42.310
It's outstanding. Yeah, it really is. We're going

01:10:42.310 --> 01:10:44.350
to have to rethink some of these whiskeys out

01:10:44.350 --> 01:10:48.229
there. I say we. Whip out the pin hook again.

01:10:48.590 --> 01:10:50.630
Yeah, I think so. You know, I want to really

01:10:50.630 --> 01:10:53.930
run that one through the gauntlet again. This

01:10:53.930 --> 01:10:58.029
is so good. It is. It's tasty. You know, I can't

01:10:58.029 --> 01:11:00.890
not do a nine. I mean, I was going to go with

01:11:00.890 --> 01:11:04.010
an 8 .5 or 8 .8, but I mean, there's really no

01:11:04.010 --> 01:11:06.369
point. I mean, because it's so unique. The bad

01:11:06.369 --> 01:11:09.510
thing I'm having right now is I don't want to

01:11:09.510 --> 01:11:11.750
rush this. And I know Jeff has to go to bed.

01:11:12.210 --> 01:11:15.210
So I'm thinking I'm going to take a roadie. But

01:11:15.210 --> 01:11:17.939
not on this bottle. No, no. I might take this.

01:11:18.260 --> 01:11:22.319
Oh. You've got quite a bit left. Well, anyway.

01:11:22.619 --> 01:11:24.859
I've been slow rolling. If you have a chance

01:11:24.859 --> 01:11:27.760
to get this, this is about $500 aftermarket,

01:11:27.819 --> 01:11:30.840
secondary. I think we got it for $90. Yeah. We

01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:33.859
got lucky. We did. If you can't find it at 90

01:11:33.859 --> 01:11:36.880
bucks, buy it. Get it. Magic words. Coy Hill.

01:11:37.039 --> 01:11:40.439
C -O -Y Hill. Coy Hill. Orange Bottle. Jack Daniels.

01:11:40.659 --> 01:11:42.979
Terrific. It's outstanding. We posted it on the

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01:11:50.420 --> 01:11:51.899
Producer, thank you for being on top of shit

01:11:51.899 --> 01:11:54.899
today. You guys good with anything? I'm set.

01:11:55.680 --> 01:11:59.060
Yeah. Good. Good. Looking forward to this weekend.

01:12:00.329 --> 01:12:02.670
Yeah, it should be a fun one. I'm looking forward

01:12:02.670 --> 01:12:05.609
to it, too. Interesting. So Heather's birthday

01:12:05.609 --> 01:12:07.050
is coming up. Hopefully we're going to check

01:12:07.050 --> 01:12:09.689
that out and say hello to that. Sean, I'm Paul.

01:12:09.829 --> 01:12:10.489
And I am Jeff.