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You get your hearing aids on Wednesday? Tomorrow?

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Tomorrow. Are they big? Are they big? Yes. Yeah,

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so I asked for... Are they like big horns that

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stick out? Yes, I asked for extra large antique

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style. So have you ever seen those... Are they

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called xylophone? What's the one with the big

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horn looking thing like you just described? Yeah,

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the big horn. So yes, they come out about 18

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inches. I think it's good look. Nice. Yeah, you

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know, from Cloud City. The Empire Strikes Back.

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That's right. Lando Calrissian security guard.

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Oh, the dude that was walking around with Lando.

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Yeah, they had the little earmuffs on. No, these

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are much bigger, much more impressive. Does it

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go all the way around your head? It's like a

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rammed big horn, right? Yeah, they don't go all

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the way around my head. It's like a helmet. No,

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no, not really. It's June 28th, the second half

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of our Dudes Like Us podcast. We've got a ton

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of leftover items left over from our first half.

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The first half of whiskey was fantastic. It was

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a Michter's straight bourbon whiskey. It was

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good. Rated pretty high for dudes like us. I'm

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Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. The second half,

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we've got, I'll tell you what, we're going to

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throw out there something kind of like a day,

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this day in history. We need a jingle for that.

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How about that? No, I think no jingle. Let's

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go with no jingle. You know what? I'd prefer

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just the neck thing he did. So if we get that

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on video. If we have video, that'll be good.

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Isn't there a, you kind of reminded, that's a

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ticker tape type of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I see where you're going with that. Well, Jeff

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did it much better. Farrah, rah, rah, rah, rah,

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rah, rah. Better, better. Let's go with that.

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All right, so this day in history. I'm not sure

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we've done this. Have we done this? Maybe once.

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Long time ago. Yeah, well, we've done some of

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them sometimes. But I'll tell you what. One of

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the things that kind of stuck out for January

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28th in the year 19th. In the year 2000. What

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show was that on? Oh, my God. Was that from Conan?

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Conan. Yeah. What? Oh, the late night show, you

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mean? Yeah. I never watched it. The guy with

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the gigantic head. He's got some funny bits,

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but I've never gotten into late night TV. Me

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neither. Well, first off, they're all so damn

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liberal. I liked Letterman back in the day. He

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wasn't so liberal. In college, I loved Letterman.

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Even back in the day, I watched Letterman for

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a little bit. Never got into Leno. I watched

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Carson. Skip it. Definitely not today. I'm not

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watching any of that bullshit today. Oh, right.

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Oh, no, you can't watch it today. What is this?

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What is this? Is this a bit? Yeah, in a nutshell,

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that's what it was. For those people that know,

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you know. will crack down on students who carry

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guns by insisting they use silencers while in

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the library. See, this is going to be our...

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We could do something similar to that. I don't

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know, man. So in 1986, on January 28th, something

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extremely crazy happened. For some of us, we

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were in school. Junior high, senior, or high

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school. I was a junior in high school. So we're

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in high school. It's in the mid -80s. And the

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Space Shuttle Challenger lifts off from Cape

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Canaveral, Florida. And Krista McAuliffe is on

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her way to becoming the first ordinary U .S.

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civilian to travel into space. McAuliffe, a 37

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-year -old high school teacher, social studies.

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And that's the reason why we were all watching

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on TV. I didn't think she was a high school teacher.

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Because her elementary class was watching. Well,

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she won a competition, earned her a place among

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seven member groups. crew of the Challenger.

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She underwent months of shuttle training, but

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then, beginning January 23rd, was forced to wait

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six long days as the Challenger's launch countdown

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was repeatedly delayed because of the weather

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and technical problems. Finally, on the 28th,

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the shuttle left off. 73 seconds later, hundreds

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on the ground, including Krista's family, stared

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in disbelief as ba -boom. It went big, too. It

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was awful. It was, and there were so many jokes.

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I mean, one was like, what color were her eyes?

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Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way. It

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was horrible. It was horrible. It was tasteless.

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I didn't know they were jokes. Oh, yeah, they

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were. That was definitely one of those moments

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where you remember where you were, though. Yeah,

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I was, like I said, I was a junior in high school.

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It was at lunchtime for me, and I remember eating

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lunch with my pals. Piling him up and laughing

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and everything. All of a sudden, the principal

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comes over. By the way, stop being fun. Real

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problems over here. Yeah, he did his little ticker

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tip. And he announced. He did? No, he didn't

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do that. Yeah, I think it's kind of weird. His

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name was Mr. McWhorter. He announced. I don't

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know exactly what he said. Hey, Mr. McWhorter,

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how are you? Mr. McWhorter. It's me, Horseshack.

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And he just announced what happened, and we all

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just kind of sat there. you know, and silence

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for basically the rest of the lunch and the rest

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of the day kind of was almost shocked because

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when we went to class, that's when the TV came

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out. Yeah, they wheeled the TV in. Yep. So I

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was actually, I had gone to an orthodontist appointment

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and I was coming back to school, right? So I

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was back from my appointment and it was on the

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radio. You had your braces on and your headgear.

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Basically. And the radio was on and it says,

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you know, they were talking about in like real

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time, right? And they were like, that was when

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they were dispatching choppers to where they

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think the... the the crew might have landed in

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the water remember they oh yeah oh it's crazy

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like they were i mean Obviously, there was no

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hope. Without the metal in your mouth, did it

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disrupt your reception in your ears? It did,

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and so they had to get even bigger hearing aids

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to counter. You were tuning in AM radio stations

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from Mexico? Yes, picking up a lot of stuff.

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Also from that probe they spent out that went

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out. The Sputnik? No, not that one. The one that

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left the solar system. Voyager? Yeah, I picked

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up a lot of stuff from there as well. The gold

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record? Anyway, I get to school, and I'm literally...

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maybe one of the first people at the school that

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know this happened, right? So I returned. Oh,

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and you walked back and you were like... No,

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actually, I was kind of like... I already knew

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about that. Well, no, I walked into the English

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class and somebody said something. The teacher

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was like totally into space stuff, right? And

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she said, oh, today the challenge was... And

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I said, oh, yeah, it just blew up. And she looked

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at me and she was like... And it made the hair

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on my neck stand up. And she was like, are you

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serious? I was like, yeah, I just heard it on

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the radio. It blew up. And she was like... And

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then they wheel in the TV, and I was kind of,

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it still makes my hair stand up. Her face was

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just like, oh, God. You know, I was like 16 or

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whatever. She probably thought you were screwing

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around. You don't say that. Right. Not again.

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She kind of was. I was 16. I was like, damn,

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that sucks. But, you know, I didn't think it

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was like end of the world type of thing. Anyway,

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it was creepy. What was the one that blew up

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over us? Columbia. The Columbia, yeah. It didn't

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blow up. It disintegrated. It broke into pieces.

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Yeah. I watched it. Yeah, we saw it go over the

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house. It went over the house, and I saw it on

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the horizon break into pieces, and I didn't know

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what it was. And I was like, what the hell was

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that? And then my alpha pager at the time goes,

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contact with Columbia lost. And I was like, oh,

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my God, did I just watch the shuttle break up

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in real time? We didn't see it break up, but

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we saw the shrapnel and all the pieces flying

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through the sky. Damn, that was insane. That

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was insane. Yeah, that is tough. It's a sign

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of the times, really. It doesn't happen a whole

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lot in our, I mean, I don't have a whole lot

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to talk about things that occurred during our

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grow up, but with me, I was the same thing. I

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was in Abilene and I was at the doctor's office

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about to go see the psychotherapist to find out

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what was wrong with me because I'm such a...

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smart individual. They were like, what do they

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do with somebody with an IQ that high? They just

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don't know what to do. I was like, surely he's

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going to be a criminal. We just know it. Turns

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out they were right. But I remember I was in

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the waiting room and they I don't remember. I

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guess I heard it on the radio. Someone had mentioned

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something. And then we went in the back room

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and they had a TV. And sure enough. But, you

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know, I always wondered. Very spectacular. Not

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in a good way. You always saw the takeoffs. And

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they assumed that what they had determined was

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the O -rings were going bad. Correct, yeah. But

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you would see the issue. You know, I saw even

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like some. prior takeoffs, you would see flames

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shoot out of that O -ring. And it was kind of

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like, that's odd. Why is that happening? Is that

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a good thing? Yeah, because if I was seeing it,

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then how come nobody else could see that? I don't

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understand what was going on with that. You should

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have warned NASA, dude. Oh, I had no idea. I

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thought it was normal stuff. Should have sent

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an email. Did they have email back then? Well,

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have you watched the Challenger documentary on

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Netflix? I have not. That would be a really interesting

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one. It is. It's a really good one. It's about

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three, maybe four episodes. They go through all

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who made the O -Rings, who made the boosters,

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and all that stuff. I'm going to send a text

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right now to remind me. Because you always tell

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me about these ones I need to watch, and I can

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never remember. Which one? The Challenger? So

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they have the Challenger one on Netflix right

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now? It's on Netflix. Or was, I guess. So in

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88, we had the Discovery. And then in 2003, we

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had the Columbia. Wait, what was Discovery? The

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space shuttle flight resumed with the successful

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launching of the Discovery. Since then, the space

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shuttle has carried out numerous important missions,

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such as the repair maintenance of the Hubble

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telescope. I guess that was a successful one.

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Yeah, there's only been two catastrophic failures.

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Well, it stopped after the Columbia did it. It

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was over. It was done, right? They grounded it

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forever. Yeah. No, Columbia. After Columbia,

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they grounded the fleet forever. Well, you know,

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it's a good concept. Oh, it was great. Was it

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reusable? I just think, well, I don't have an

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opinion on it. I mean, who knows? I mean, the

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fact that it just broke up and disintegrated

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like that, I mean, I think with the sheer force

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of the, as fast as it's going, the resistance

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that's hitting. Well, it's the heat. There was

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the ceramic tiles at the bottom for the Columbia

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that was flawed. No ice. Remember, ice came off

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the rocket and hit. I thought it was the ceramic

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tiles underneath. Yeah, but the ice fell and

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hit the ceramic tiles and knocked some off. Okay.

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And then heat went on reentry. Heat got into

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it because that's when more flights later. Oh,

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you know what? Wasn't it a piece of foam? No,

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I'm wrong that they grounded the flights because

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they started because they had more flights and

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then they started to. Yeah, because they had

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Atlantis. They started to look at the bottom.

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Yeah, they started to look at the bottom in space.

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So the space shuttle program formally ended on

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August 31st, 2011 after its final mission, the

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STS -135 flown by Atlantis in July 2011. Yeah,

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because remember at the space station, they developed

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a way to look at the heat shield tiles to make

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sure that they weren't damaged. So I'm wrong.

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They did not ground it. They kept going with

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it. We're never wrong. We didn't get to the truth

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yet. This is a quick recovery for giving incorrect

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information. It was on the road to the truth.

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Yes. A piece of foam. Okay, it wasn't ice. It

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was a piece of foam broke off from the external

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tank and hit those heat tiles underneath the

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wing. We just hit all of it wrong. No, I said

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everything right except for I thought it was

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ice, but it was foam. But the foam looks like

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ice, so any human. It could have been frozen

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foam. It was frozen foam. It was ice on the foam.

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We could. Yes. Yeah, we're good. I'm just wrong

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again. But for once, I want to be right about

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something. So something else happened on today's

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date, and this one was the special instruction

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Quincy Jones put together the music stars to

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gather to record We Are the World. Do you guys

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remember that? Yes. January 28, 1980. We are

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the world. Five. Did you watch the We Are the

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World documentary on Netflix? Do I need to watch

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that one too? Yes, it's very good. I remember

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I used to be able to sing every person on that

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one. Well, what's interesting in this... No,

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give it your shot. I mean, I can't do it now.

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Every voice. I used to do all of them. Perfectly

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mimicked. Well, I was pretty good at it. Right

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up to Bruce Springsteen. Did you know that We

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Are The World had Waylon Jennings on it? He was

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sitting in the back. No, he quit. He walked out.

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There's video of it because... In the middle

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of filming? Yes, because Stevie Wonder came in

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and he tried to alter the song and he wanted

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to put in some kind of tribal humming or... Just

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chanting. Chanting. And Waylon Jennings. Stevie

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Wonder wanted to do that? Yes. And Waylon Jennings

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was like, yeah, I'm not doing that. And he walked

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out. Damn. He thought it was too ethnic? I don't

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know. He's just like, I'm not doing that. So

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did they yank the tribal stuff or did they keep

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it in there? Well, I don't know. I don't remember

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any tribal stuff in it. I don't remember any

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tribal stuff in it either. So he should have

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come back. They didn't do it. He didn't do it.

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Waylon, come back. Well, watch the documentary,

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because they play some of it, what he wanted

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to do. We'll take the tribal stuff out. We were

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wrong, and the record can't live without you.

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Yeah, and it took hours and hours to get it done.

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It took hours to get it done. Well, I mean, because

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you've got a lot of different personalities and

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a lot of different influences on there, because

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they read their words. And when you just sing

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it, there's a difference between singing it and

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performing it. Oh, yeah. When you're Cyndi Lauper,

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you've got to perform it. When you're Stevie

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Wonder, you've got to perform it. Kenny Rogers,

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Huey Lewis, they all have a Paul Simon. Hell,

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Dan Aykroyd was back there. Ray Charles, Bob

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Dylan. He was on Blues Brothers, so he can sing,

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I guess. Tina Turner, Smokey Robinson. They had

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a jam -packed. talent squad that was there and

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they all have their style of singing oh yeah

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it was actually really cool so they did several

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takes of it and then Quincy Jones would go He

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would go and talk with them. Even Michael Jackson

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was kind of like, because they were talking about

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Michael Jackson. He was like, he wanted to change

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his part. He says, hey, Quince, hey, Quince,

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do you mind if I do, you know, shake, do you

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mind if I go up on the snow instead of going

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down? And Quince is like, you got it, man. You

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can do whatever you want. You do a really good

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Michael Jackson. Do I? That was a really high

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voice. It made me extremely uncomfortable. Very

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lispy. Yeah. Please don't do that again. Anyway,

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so that's part of the reason why because even

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Steve Perry was on there. Everyone had their

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own. It's like you can listen to it. It's just

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like, oh my God, I know exactly who that is.

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And we all listen to it enough times to where,

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like you said, you can mimic, you try to mimic

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the voice of every person. I used to be able

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to sing the whole thing from front to back and

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use their voices. When it was on the radio or

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whatever, if we were watching it on MTV, I don't

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know, but we all like... Try to do the voices

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of every single person. Bruce Springsteen was

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impossible. Oh, yeah. But it was written by Michael

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Jackson and Lionel Richie. Okay. And what's interesting,

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if you watch the documentary, is this all happened

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the night of the American Music Awards. And Lionel

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Richie was the emcee that night. Who was? Lionel

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Richie. Oh, Lionel Richie. So they were coordinating

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all, so they're like, all the stars are going

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to be in L .A. on this night. Right. So we need

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to coordinate. So after the party, or after the

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event, they had to shuttle without anybody knowing

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all these stars to this studio. Right. I wonder

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how they chose who would be in and who wouldn't

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be in. I'm sure there were butthurt people that

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didn't get invited. They drew straws at the Diddy

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party. I think Diddy was around them. Some equivalent.

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If you have a straw that has oil on it, then

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you can become... If you get a rose, let's...

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Well, there was a story that they really, really

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wanted Prince. Oh, and he didn't. And he's like,

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no, I'm not doing this. So they got Sheila E.

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Because he doesn't give a shit about We The World?

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And... Well, no, he's Prince. He's probably like,

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yeah, I'm not getting messed up in that. Oh.

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So they got Sheila E., and then she kind of started

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thinking about it, and I guess they were hounding

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her to call Prince and see if you can get him

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down here, because those two were real close.

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Oh, yeah, they were. So she kind of was like,

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the only reason I'm here is because you want

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Prince. And she bailed out, too? No, I don't

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think she bailed out, but she was not pleased.

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You know the sad thing about this whole thing?

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It was live aid, right? And so it was to raise

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money for food. For Africa. For Africa. And from

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what I understand, and proof, you know, fact

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check this. But most of the shit sat on docks

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and rotted. Yeah, the cartels of Africa sat there.

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Well, the warlords. Yeah, they did not want that

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food to make it to the people because they were

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controlling them and they were basically starving

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them into submission. And none of it did anything.

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It did nothing. It amazes me with the full power

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of the United States, how we can't go in there

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and control, or not just the United States, anybody.

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I mean, why the hell can't you take out a warlord

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that's doing something like that? I mean - I

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think, well, look at Somalia. Look at what a

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mess that was. Well, shit, we were in Afghanistan

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for 20 years. We couldn't - We didn't do it there.

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We didn't fix that. We committed the full force

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of the United States Army, and we lost just like

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Russia did. Russia lost. America lost. I think

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China's about to get their ass kicked as well.

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Well, they're not there militarily. They're there

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economically. Well, I think they're - No, they're

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there militarily in Afghanistan right now. They

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have a military presence there. Yeah. They're

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going to get their ass kicked. In fact, they

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took over. They took over that Air Force base.

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Really? Yeah, 100%. They took over that. Yeah,

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they're mining right now. Did you see what Trump

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said to the Taliban? He is demanding if they

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want to continue the aid that they have, they

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need to give back the equipment we left. Did

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you guys hear that? No. Isn't that funny? That's

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awesome. And they're like, no, we're not giving

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it back. He's like, okay, well, maybe you're

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not getting aid from us. We're still giving them

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aid. They're like an arch enemy of ours. Why

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would you give them aid? Yeah, they're sworn

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to the destruction of the United States, and

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we're giving them aid. How does that work? We're

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so stupid. This shit's going to come to an end.

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I strongly believe, already we know, that foreign

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aid has been paused, and that's why. Well, it's

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like, why did we give - Because Trump's going

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to shut that shit down. Why did Biden give, what

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was it, $12 billion to Iran? Right. Which funded

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Hamas and Hezbollah and the Houthis. Jeff, come

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on. No, that was humanitarian. Oh, sure it was.

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Oh, they guaranteed that none of that money did

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anything other than feed people. You talking

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about Biden or Obama? It was Biden. Biden. Okay,

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because Obama gave Iran a shitload of money too.

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Obama's hands in this too. They were basically

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bribing them to not pursue a nuclear weapon.

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So Obama, I believe the story, correct me if

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I'm wrong, Iran's assets were frozen. So they

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had bank accounts in the United States. states

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so that money technically belonged to them and

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they did something nefarious of course and we

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froze their accounts and we absorbed their money

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and biden gave it back to him or obama gave it

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back to him yeah in a pallet of cash like 400

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million dollars yeah in a pallet of cash it wasn't

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even digital it was a pallet of cash right unbelievable

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unbelievable track that right Anyway, it's disgusting.

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All right. Were there any other? Yeah, there

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was a couple. I don't want to dive into these

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too much, but I'll just spout them out. On January

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28, 1901, a professional's baseball American

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League was founded in Milwaukee, reconstituting

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itself from a minor league entity to a major

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league one. The league plans for a 140 -game

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schedule. Yeah, 1901. Damn. 140 games. Well,

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there's 162 now. I know there are, but they started

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out in 1901 with 140 games. Why would they come

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up with that many to begin with? Do you know

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who the first baseball team was? The Indians.

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No. The Astros. No. Baltimore Orioles? I'm out

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of guesses. Cincinnati Reds stockings. Cincinnati

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Reds. No, no, no. Not the Reds. They were the

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Red Stockings at the time. So in 1901, the franchises

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were the Baltimore Orioles, the Boston Americans,

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the Cincinnati Lingerie, Chicago White Stockings,

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the Cleveland Blues, Detroit Tigers, Milwaukee

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Brewers, Philadelphia Athletics, and the Washington

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Senators. So the Cleveland Blues. Interesting.

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That is interesting. Are they known for their

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bluesy? I don't know, because you got Cleveland

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Browns. It's kind of like New Orleans. The football

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team. Well, you have the Columbus. What are the

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Browns anyway? What is that? That's a last name.

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Oh, it is? Paul Brown. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Yeah,

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but they have this little image of the Browns.

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It's like some sort of bird. It's a dog. Yeah,

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it's a dog, yeah. And they call it the Dog Pound,

00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:10.470
right? Dog Pound. Interesting. That's pretty

00:21:10.470 --> 00:21:13.329
dumb, though, the Browns. Named after the first

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dude, the first... Paul Brown, yeah. He was one

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of the founding people who started football way

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back in the fucking 40s or whatever that was

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when they started doing that, right? All right,

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I got two more topics to hit real quick. Then

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he started the Bengals. He left the Browns and

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started the Bengals. No, really. So this one

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I wanted to bring up just to kind of tie in the

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past with the present because a lot of times

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you're like, man, I didn't realize this happened

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in the past. Well, in 1958, January 28th, teenage

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killers murdered three people. Charles Starkweather,

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a 19 -year -old high school dropout from Lincoln,

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Nebraska, and his 14 -year -old girlfriend, Carlianne,

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kill a Lincoln businessman, his wife, and their

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maid, blah, blah, blah. Damn. Leave 11 people

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dead. That's crazy. Bad shit happened forever.

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Yeah. There's nothing new. That was the very

00:22:02.940 --> 00:22:05.279
first year that happened. That was the first

00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:06.779
thing that ever happened. No one's been murdered

00:22:06.779 --> 00:22:08.940
before 1950. But it's kind of crazy because things

00:22:08.940 --> 00:22:11.240
were never that bad. Yeah, they were. Things

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were that bad. And like you said, there's always

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been bad. The other one that was kind of weird

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happened in 1917, and it's called the Bath Riots.

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This one's going to be controversial for some

00:22:20.059 --> 00:22:22.980
of those folks that think white people are racist

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towards Mexicans. This one, May? It may be that

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way, but I don't know. Maybe they had a reason

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for it, but not to me. It seems kind of pervertish.

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But, you know, the bath riots were basically

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a Mexican named. Camelita Torres refuses to put

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up with the indignity she has been made to suffer

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every morning since she started working across

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the border in the United States. Torres objected

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to the noxious chemical delousing visited upon

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Mexicans upon crossing the northern border sparked

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what became known as the bath riots. So when

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they were coming over the border, they stunk.

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But here's the context. It wasn't a bath. It

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was a chemical delousing. So they were sprayed

00:23:04.980 --> 00:23:09.259
with. With kerosene and... I'd have a problem

00:23:09.259 --> 00:23:11.940
with that. So the context is they were scared

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of a recent outbreak of typhus. Typhus, yes.

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Did you say that already? Sorry. No. In Mexico.

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I was about to. That was the second paragraph.

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Yeah, and so that's why they were freaking out.

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They were disinfecting all Mexicans entering

00:23:22.549 --> 00:23:24.509
the country. God, by spraying them with a chemical

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bath? Kerosene? Yeah, so they were made. So men

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and women were directed to separate facilities

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where they were made to strip off their clothes.

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Calm down, Jeff. Wow. Which would be steamed,

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and then officials examined the nude border crossers

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and frequently doused them with harmful chemicals

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such as kerosene, a method which had resulted

00:23:48.700 --> 00:23:51.920
in deaths of 27 prisoners in El Paso. Wow. It

00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:55.900
was a weird time. So January 28th in 1917, the

00:23:55.900 --> 00:23:58.000
bath riots, crazy stuff. That's really it. That's

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a day in 2000. When was the Spanish flu outbreak?

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Was that 1918? I don't know. Or 1916. That's

00:24:06.940 --> 00:24:09.319
when that killed a shit ton of people. Millions.

00:24:09.319 --> 00:24:11.839
Yes. Worldwide. Yeah. Well, that was right around

00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:15.339
the same time. 1918. Two years later. Or one

00:24:15.339 --> 00:24:16.740
year later. Isn't that right in the middle of

00:24:16.740 --> 00:24:21.079
World War I? Yeah. Yeah, it was caused the H1N1.

00:24:21.460 --> 00:24:26.000
Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, that was a bad one. Huh. Kind

00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:29.500
of like COVID. I'm just kidding. So I do have,

00:24:29.619 --> 00:24:31.680
I'm not going to really go into this, but so

00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:34.319
we're going to try to make this a regular little

00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:36.940
segment in our podcast. A day in the history.

00:24:37.019 --> 00:24:39.599
I got a week in the history. Yeah, that'd be

00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:42.579
cool. 50 years ago, U .S. Senate established

00:24:42.579 --> 00:24:44.660
the committee to investigate illegal CIA and

00:24:44.660 --> 00:24:49.680
FBI activity. 50 years ago, U .S. Senate established

00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:53.019
as a committee to investigate illegal CIA and

00:24:53.019 --> 00:24:56.130
FBI activities. 50 years ago. Shit, that's always

00:24:56.130 --> 00:24:59.089
been happening. I really am hoping that these

00:24:59.089 --> 00:25:06.329
new MLK, RFK, JFK files are going to highlight

00:25:06.329 --> 00:25:10.809
more of that. That we can't allow the FBI and

00:25:10.809 --> 00:25:13.250
the CIA to be doing shit like this. We're going

00:25:13.250 --> 00:25:14.589
to have to be careful, though, because there's

00:25:14.589 --> 00:25:16.750
going to be a lot of crazy shit flying out there.

00:25:17.130 --> 00:25:19.930
Because after Trump announced that he released

00:25:19.930 --> 00:25:24.710
it, I was on X, and it looked legit. And the

00:25:24.710 --> 00:25:32.049
headline was new documents about MLK being. homosexual,

00:25:32.049 --> 00:25:34.809
and all this stuff. And all fake news. Yeah,

00:25:34.890 --> 00:25:36.849
and I was like, they didn't even release anything.

00:25:36.890 --> 00:25:38.670
See, that's what my son said. My son's like,

00:25:38.809 --> 00:25:40.950
oh my God, it's blowing up now that he's released

00:25:40.950 --> 00:25:42.529
it. I was like, son, they haven't released anything

00:25:42.529 --> 00:25:45.089
yet. Yeah, they have. No. I was like, no. But

00:25:45.089 --> 00:25:46.430
it's real, man. It's kind of like what I said

00:25:46.430 --> 00:25:48.970
in the first podcast. There's already memes out

00:25:48.970 --> 00:25:52.410
there, and it's like old audio footage of stuff.

00:25:52.529 --> 00:25:56.450
And it's not real. 75 years ago this week, the

00:25:56.450 --> 00:25:58.789
Truman orders the development of the H -bomb.

00:25:59.029 --> 00:26:02.380
Yeah. Which was? 1950, the U .S. President Truman

00:26:02.380 --> 00:26:04.279
officially ordered the development of the thermonuclear

00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:06.359
weapons, also known as the hydrobomb. It was

00:26:06.359 --> 00:26:08.240
the only leader ever to authorize the use of

00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:09.900
nuclear weapons in war with atomic bomb over

00:26:09.900 --> 00:26:12.980
Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 45, killing more than

00:26:12.980 --> 00:26:16.720
a quarter of a million Japanese. Yeah. Very quickly.

00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:19.700
Well, a lot of them died afterwards. That's true.

00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:23.259
That's true. It was awful. Awful, awful. All

00:26:23.259 --> 00:26:24.720
right, well, that was an interesting segment.

00:26:24.740 --> 00:26:26.579
We do have to do that more often. It'll be cool.

00:26:27.950 --> 00:26:31.869
All right. Let's see here. We were going to chat

00:26:31.869 --> 00:26:36.450
about the conference playoffs. Oh, yeah. I'm

00:26:36.450 --> 00:26:38.410
very checked out on this one for some reason.

00:26:39.069 --> 00:26:43.289
I don't know why. I like football, but I don't

00:26:43.289 --> 00:26:47.849
watch as much as I used to by a lot. But I didn't

00:26:47.849 --> 00:26:50.690
watch these games. I did. I was actually really

00:26:50.690 --> 00:26:52.869
excited. I was hoping that the Bills would finally

00:26:52.869 --> 00:26:56.490
beat the Chiefs because they're 0 -3 now in the

00:26:56.490 --> 00:26:58.680
conference final. Right. Against the Chiefs.

00:26:58.680 --> 00:27:00.440
So I was thinking, how cool would it be to be

00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:03.440
a Bills? And then Daniels for the Commanders

00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:05.579
is such an exciting rookie quarterback. I was

00:27:05.579 --> 00:27:07.259
like, dude, they're going to beat the Eagles,

00:27:07.339 --> 00:27:09.000
and we're going to have a Commanders and a Bills.

00:27:09.119 --> 00:27:11.400
Did he look like a rookie? Yeah, he struggled.

00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:14.099
He struggled in that game. Well, I mean, first

00:27:14.099 --> 00:27:15.960
off, they had so many turnovers. It was ridiculous.

00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:17.740
One after another after another after another.

00:27:18.140 --> 00:27:19.819
I was really rooting for the Commanders because

00:27:19.819 --> 00:27:21.319
it was kind of like their Cinderella season.

00:27:21.480 --> 00:27:23.359
You know what I mean? I just wanted some fresh

00:27:23.359 --> 00:27:24.640
meat in there. And I'm not an Eagles fan. I want

00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:26.779
fresh meat in there. Right. Me too. And that

00:27:26.779 --> 00:27:28.319
would have been awesome, right? I wanted, I think

00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:32.859
like Jeff, I wanted the Lions in the Bills. That's

00:27:32.859 --> 00:27:35.279
what I wanted. That was a shocking win. The Commanders

00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:38.099
beat the Lions, man. That was crazy. That was

00:27:38.099 --> 00:27:41.539
last week. But anyway, now it's the Chiefs and

00:27:41.539 --> 00:27:46.019
the Eagles. Well, I've seen people are fed up

00:27:46.019 --> 00:27:51.309
with Casey at the moment. Whether it's true or

00:27:51.309 --> 00:27:53.789
not, they think that the refs are getting all

00:27:53.789 --> 00:27:57.069
the calls and they're slowing down things. This

00:27:57.069 --> 00:27:59.630
was a first down. How could they call it a first

00:27:59.630 --> 00:28:01.890
down? There were two more scandals in that game.

00:28:02.009 --> 00:28:06.049
Two more calls that went the Chiefs way. At the

00:28:06.049 --> 00:28:09.170
end of the day, it's all about the money. My

00:28:09.170 --> 00:28:11.769
issue is I understand in the moment if you don't

00:28:11.769 --> 00:28:14.509
make the right call, but when the review happens,

00:28:14.750 --> 00:28:17.349
fucking get it right. And how are they getting

00:28:17.349 --> 00:28:20.759
it wrong? when the review happens. That I can't

00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:25.299
tolerate. I know. Yep. I mean, there's no justification.

00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:27.279
Now, if there's something you can't review, like

00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:28.420
a pass interference, oh, that shouldn't have

00:28:28.420 --> 00:28:31.240
been a pass interference. I get it. The official's

00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:33.579
got a weird angle, and they throw the flag, and

00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:35.640
you can't challenge a pass interference, right?

00:28:35.779 --> 00:28:37.740
And so you've just got to live with it. But the

00:28:37.740 --> 00:28:40.920
review is supposed to fix it for the ones that

00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:45.019
you can review. Well, the theory, and it makes

00:28:45.019 --> 00:28:48.910
sense, is the NFL wants... Taylor Swift, to be

00:28:48.910 --> 00:28:53.690
part of this because it pulls in a lot of more

00:28:53.690 --> 00:28:57.210
eyeballs. Yeah, they said that her, since she,

00:28:57.329 --> 00:29:00.849
quote, joined the team, it's increased their

00:29:00.849 --> 00:29:03.990
fan base by 40%. I'm like, how the hell can you

00:29:03.990 --> 00:29:06.670
even come up with a number like that? Jersey

00:29:06.670 --> 00:29:10.069
sales, maybe? I don't know. Dude, Kelsey was

00:29:10.069 --> 00:29:12.630
already super popular before he started dating.

00:29:13.049 --> 00:29:17.619
Not with the young girls. Right. Anyway, yeah.

00:29:17.619 --> 00:29:19.839
There's millions of them. Maybe they have Amazon

00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:21.539
metrics or something. I don't know. It could

00:29:21.539 --> 00:29:23.920
be. And I don't hold any of this against Taylor

00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:25.720
Swift. I know people just like. No, I don't either.

00:29:25.740 --> 00:29:27.480
I don't want to see Taylor Swift. She's not choosing

00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:31.460
to be seen in the studio. It's the stupid directors.

00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:35.000
Right. Of the program being told, make sure you

00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:37.920
show her. So her fan base gets excited and keeps

00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.140
coming back. I will tell you that every time

00:29:40.140 --> 00:29:42.539
they show her, it's because, you know. They scored

00:29:42.539 --> 00:29:45.059
a touchdown or Kelsey scored, made a big play

00:29:45.059 --> 00:29:49.259
or whatever. And she's like, no. Oh, she's so

00:29:49.259 --> 00:29:52.279
dramatic. And she's turning and like she's in

00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:54.259
shock looking at her friend. And she turns and

00:29:54.259 --> 00:29:56.680
looks at the other friend. Oh, I can't believe

00:29:56.680 --> 00:30:00.279
it. I'm just stop. Just stop. You know, I kind

00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:03.259
of like it. I just imagine shoving something

00:30:03.259 --> 00:30:07.109
in her mouth. Could be some nachos. We had to

00:30:07.109 --> 00:30:10.289
know something. Could be a chocolate bar. Some

00:30:10.289 --> 00:30:13.809
sexual. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I've

00:30:13.809 --> 00:30:15.750
heard you call your junk nachos before. I have

00:30:15.750 --> 00:30:18.789
never called my junk nachos. Hey, nachos, how

00:30:18.789 --> 00:30:22.869
are you today? You want my nachos? The wife wants

00:30:22.869 --> 00:30:25.519
you to come out and play. Yeah, I was going to

00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:27.640
say, how many times have you shoved nachos into

00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:30.400
a woman's mouth and it's not sexual there, Sean?

00:30:30.900 --> 00:30:33.700
Yes. Yes. Did you see this time while you're

00:30:33.700 --> 00:30:35.900
- Jesus. You got nothing, do you? You got nothing.

00:30:35.980 --> 00:30:41.420
I was kind of - Paul's favorite new sport hero,

00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:44.400
Caitlin Clark, was with her this last time. I

00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:45.960
like Caitlin Clark. She's pretty. I like Caitlin

00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.710
Clark. Taylor Swift is pretty too. I mean, she's

00:30:48.710 --> 00:30:51.549
kind of awkward looking, but I think she's pretty.

00:30:51.670 --> 00:30:54.430
I have massive respect for her. She writes her

00:30:54.430 --> 00:30:56.269
own stuff. She's an amazing performer. She's

00:30:56.269 --> 00:31:00.329
the world's top performing pop star. You can't

00:31:00.329 --> 00:31:01.869
take any of that away from her. She just needs

00:31:01.869 --> 00:31:03.710
to be less dramatic. She does it during the award

00:31:03.710 --> 00:31:06.309
shows as well. Oh, she's like, I can't believe

00:31:06.309 --> 00:31:10.049
I just won. I won again. Yes. Oh my God. Yes.

00:31:10.190 --> 00:31:12.849
My butt plug fell off. I just won. The flashing

00:31:12.849 --> 00:31:15.609
one? Butt plug? A little strobe. That's what

00:31:15.609 --> 00:31:18.930
came to your mind? Butt plug fell out? Wow. Oh,

00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:23.029
really? I just want to thank my fans. Oh, nacho.

00:31:23.029 --> 00:31:28.390
Oh, no. Can you get that for me? Where are my

00:31:28.390 --> 00:31:31.210
nachos? All right. So we got the Philadelphia

00:31:31.210 --> 00:31:35.089
Eagles and the Kansas City going to the Super

00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:38.160
Bowl. Yeah. I'm going to watch. I'm disappointed,

00:31:38.380 --> 00:31:40.480
but I'm going to watch. I'll watch it just because

00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:44.200
of the Super Bowl. So are we going to go over

00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:47.500
to Chuck's house? I don't know. You said your

00:31:47.500 --> 00:31:50.279
wife likes it. We can't have competing Super

00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:53.079
Bowl parties. She does, but that's going to rip

00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:54.779
this party apart. So she throws one. No one's

00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:57.269
going to show up. How would that go over? I mean,

00:31:57.289 --> 00:31:59.230
well, if we have 100 squares, I'll just fill

00:31:59.230 --> 00:32:00.930
them all out. Hold on. You're not going to go

00:32:00.930 --> 00:32:04.789
to your own Super Bowl party? I'll tell you how

00:32:04.789 --> 00:32:06.210
that's going to go. That's not going to go over

00:32:06.210 --> 00:32:09.150
very well. No. No, it won't. You guys need to

00:32:09.150 --> 00:32:10.650
figure that out. Let us know. What time are we

00:32:10.650 --> 00:32:12.470
starting, Sean? Oh, I'm going to Chuck's Super

00:32:12.470 --> 00:32:14.569
Bowl party. Sorry, honey. I got to go out for

00:32:14.569 --> 00:32:16.630
some beer. You should see what they have over

00:32:16.630 --> 00:32:19.289
there. I'll be right back. Chuck's got ribs.

00:32:22.109 --> 00:32:24.329
We'll be there. I love the Super Bowl. It's a

00:32:24.329 --> 00:32:27.089
fun experience. Wherever it is. It is fun, and

00:32:27.089 --> 00:32:29.670
I like, regardless of where I go to Chuck's now,

00:32:29.869 --> 00:32:32.650
we'll bring, Chuck, are you doing squares over

00:32:32.650 --> 00:32:35.250
there? Why not? Yeah. I mean, I'll go ahead and

00:32:35.250 --> 00:32:37.329
print the squares up, and I'll kind of head up

00:32:37.329 --> 00:32:41.690
that program. Yeah, maybe we'll party hop. Well,

00:32:41.690 --> 00:32:43.569
no, I'm just saying, if we do go over there,

00:32:43.730 --> 00:32:46.289
I mean, most likely we will. I'll get a term.

00:32:46.509 --> 00:32:48.430
Got to make an appearance. That would be cool.

00:32:48.609 --> 00:32:50.369
Just don't just go, look, you'll be able to relax

00:32:50.369 --> 00:32:54.799
on this one. Yeah. Yeah, she loves doing this

00:32:54.799 --> 00:32:57.640
kind of shit. Yeah, she just loves throwing parties

00:32:57.640 --> 00:32:59.660
and stuff. It's her thing. Don't yank that away

00:32:59.660 --> 00:33:03.220
from her. I'm not, but at the same time, maybe

00:33:03.220 --> 00:33:07.599
I'll have her get with Kim, and you guys can

00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:09.680
work out maybe, if you're going to be handling

00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:11.599
the ribs, she can come up with some alternatives

00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:16.160
and some side dishes and help decorate. Yeah.

00:33:16.859 --> 00:33:20.180
I don't see this two -party system working. What

00:33:20.180 --> 00:33:22.700
do you mean? Good luck. Two -party system doesn't

00:33:22.700 --> 00:33:24.019
work in our Congress. It's not going to work

00:33:24.019 --> 00:33:25.579
for the Super Bowl. No, I'm not talking about

00:33:25.579 --> 00:33:28.039
two parties. I'm just saying have Tara go over

00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:32.519
there and help. I get it. Tara -ize the party.

00:33:32.740 --> 00:33:39.359
Tara -ize? That's a horrible idea. Oh, we got

00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:41.960
to coin that one. Oh, you're going to Tara -ize

00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:47.619
this? Oh, that's funny. All righty. We could

00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:51.930
throw a Super Bowl Mardi Gras. It's in New Orleans.

00:33:52.089 --> 00:33:55.089
It is in New Orleans. So we're trying to figure

00:33:55.089 --> 00:33:58.150
out. We've got the Saturday. Paul, I don't know

00:33:58.150 --> 00:34:00.910
if you said Shelly's coming down with the flu.

00:34:01.049 --> 00:34:02.450
We're not really sure how that's going to go.

00:34:02.650 --> 00:34:05.789
So if there's availability on Saturday, is there

00:34:05.789 --> 00:34:08.869
a potential to go to a distillery? And if there

00:34:08.869 --> 00:34:13.130
is, which one is it going to be? What local ones

00:34:13.130 --> 00:34:14.730
can we go that we haven't been to? There's several.

00:34:15.289 --> 00:34:19.070
There's TX Whiskey. That's a little farther out.

00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:21.599
How far? No, it's in between Fort Worth and Dallas.

00:34:22.059 --> 00:34:24.659
It's not that far. Are you sure? Yeah, I think

00:34:24.659 --> 00:34:26.659
so. Why don't you bring that up, Mr. Producer?

00:34:28.179 --> 00:34:32.179
TX Whiskey. That is... It should be right in

00:34:32.179 --> 00:34:35.179
between Dallas and Fort Worth. Well, hold on.

00:34:35.179 --> 00:34:36.599
What's right by us? There's a couple of pigs

00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:39.199
up there. Armor Brewing. Oh, it's beer. The Whiskey

00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:42.420
Blendery? Oh, that's the place that... Jack A

00:34:42.420 --> 00:34:45.059
told us about it right now. Jack A. What is the

00:34:45.059 --> 00:34:46.780
whiskey blendery? What is that? What is your

00:34:46.780 --> 00:34:48.519
search right there? You have a weird search.

00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:50.840
Why don't you look for distilleries or birches,

00:34:50.860 --> 00:34:53.659
whiskey? Well, that's a Texas bourbon tour. Yeah,

00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:55.539
you've got a weird search going on there. Yeah,

00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:56.719
if they're not part of the tour, they're not

00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:59.679
going to be on there. There they are. So it's

00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:03.019
farther south, but it is. Well, it's not in between.

00:35:03.300 --> 00:35:05.579
Yes, it is. No, that's Fort Worth. No, it's not.

00:35:05.579 --> 00:35:07.360
That is not in between. It's totally right in

00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:09.800
the middle. Arlington is in between. I concede.

00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:14.400
I concede. I'm wrong, again. So it is south,

00:35:14.500 --> 00:35:18.099
no, it's south, yes, southeast Fort Worth. That's

00:35:18.099 --> 00:35:21.139
not that far. That's south, southeast. Oh, God.

00:35:21.460 --> 00:35:23.880
There isn't a south, southeast. It's closer to

00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:26.199
south than east. Oh, my God. Oh, look where Oak

00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:27.599
and Eden is. I forgot where that's at. That's

00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:29.719
even further. That's Bridgeport, isn't it? Yeah,

00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:32.119
that's too far. Right by Chico. I remember going

00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:34.840
there now. That's too far. They don't brew their

00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:36.659
own shit. What about the one in Valley View?

00:35:36.739 --> 00:35:39.039
What is that one called? That's Lockwood, isn't

00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:42.400
it? Is it Lockwood? Yeah, Lockwood Distillery.

00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:45.159
It's in Richardson, I believe. Oh, then that

00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:49.340
would not be Lockwood. Oh, man. All right, so

00:35:49.340 --> 00:35:52.099
there's Lockwood. That's Richardson. And then

00:35:52.099 --> 00:35:53.880
there's one, do a distillery in Valley View.

00:35:54.460 --> 00:35:59.059
The mall? No, the town. Oh, I don't even know

00:35:59.059 --> 00:36:01.699
where that's at. All right, this is called Whiskey

00:36:01.699 --> 00:36:05.320
Hollow. Texas Legacy Distillery? Yes, it is.

00:36:06.539 --> 00:36:08.960
I don't know what they have there. It's rather

00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.940
small. It's right on the other side of the lake

00:36:10.940 --> 00:36:13.800
of Lake Louisville. Yeah, it's not bad. Gainesville,

00:36:13.940 --> 00:36:16.460
Texas Legacy Distillery. Wow, that looks really

00:36:16.460 --> 00:36:19.559
small. Yeah, what's the story behind that? Oh,

00:36:19.579 --> 00:36:23.239
there we go. We've looked at this before. Okay.

00:36:23.340 --> 00:36:26.780
It's a quaint little distillery. That looks kind

00:36:26.780 --> 00:36:29.699
of cool. God, we'd go in there and just be loud.

00:36:32.090 --> 00:36:33.309
Do you want to go somewhere where you can be

00:36:33.309 --> 00:36:35.070
loud and obnoxious? Well, no. It just looks small.

00:36:35.250 --> 00:36:37.230
It's literally small, and we'd walk in there

00:36:37.230 --> 00:36:40.030
like a fucking bull in China cabinet. We don't

00:36:40.030 --> 00:36:43.269
have to. We can be quiet and respectful and professional.

00:36:43.530 --> 00:36:45.230
Pickle juice. And say, hi, we're with dudes like

00:36:45.230 --> 00:36:48.210
us. Have you met us? Yeah, I have. Never mind.

00:36:48.550 --> 00:36:51.170
Yeah, this one, I mean, I wouldn't mind going.

00:36:51.250 --> 00:36:54.289
I don't think I'd want to go. I think going there

00:36:54.289 --> 00:36:56.289
would be a consolation of being in the area.

00:36:57.469 --> 00:37:00.599
They're not worthy. No, I'm not saying that.

00:37:00.659 --> 00:37:02.559
But look, everything you see there is kind of

00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:06.340
like a mixed kind of infusion. Yeah. All right,

00:37:06.340 --> 00:37:08.059
well, pick something else. There is something

00:37:08.059 --> 00:37:10.480
in the area. Pop back over to the... What about

00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:15.380
Bent? That's in Grapevine or Louisville, isn't

00:37:15.380 --> 00:37:17.559
it? Yeah, I'm not saying that. Yeah, it is in

00:37:17.559 --> 00:37:22.739
Louisville. B -E -N -D -T. Yep. How about that

00:37:22.739 --> 00:37:25.420
one? Look at that. That dude is right down the

00:37:25.420 --> 00:37:28.539
street from where I work, literally. That's crazy.

00:37:28.659 --> 00:37:30.340
Yeah, it's out there. All right, stick a pin

00:37:30.340 --> 00:37:35.460
in it. I need to go there during lunch. Look

00:37:35.460 --> 00:37:39.800
at that. I can walk there. It closes soon. Let's

00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:41.820
go. I literally could walk there from my office.

00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:45.659
That's exciting. Oh, scroll up. She was kind

00:37:45.659 --> 00:37:49.659
of juggy. Oh, boy. Oh, she does have a jug. Yeah,

00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:51.920
there's two of them. No, no, no. A jug of whiskey.

00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:55.529
One over here on the left who's dipping it. Oh,

00:37:55.529 --> 00:38:01.010
God. You guys. What the hell? All right, all

00:38:01.010 --> 00:38:02.210
right, all right. So we're going to go straight

00:38:02.210 --> 00:38:04.349
from the barrel, a Bent Distilling Company exclusive

00:38:04.349 --> 00:38:07.590
experience. Tell you what, let's go ahead and

00:38:07.590 --> 00:38:09.429
do it. This podcast won't be out, so people won't

00:38:09.429 --> 00:38:10.710
know and can't meet us. But, you know, we may

00:38:10.710 --> 00:38:14.849
put an event on Facebook. We could. We could.

00:38:14.929 --> 00:38:17.449
And just say, hey, man, meet us there. I think

00:38:17.449 --> 00:38:19.170
I could do that. Now, do they distill their stuff

00:38:19.170 --> 00:38:23.980
or they? I don't know. It says from the. I'm

00:38:23.980 --> 00:38:26.699
telling you what, I'm digging that freaking hazmat

00:38:26.699 --> 00:38:28.460
there. Oh, look at those proofs. My goodness,

00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:33.719
138 .92. Me likey. 140 .22. All right, tell you

00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:36.099
what, let's check that out. You know, one of

00:38:36.099 --> 00:38:40.760
our favorite pastimes is heading to these distilleries

00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:43.340
and just sitting there and taking it in. Like,

00:38:43.340 --> 00:38:45.079
we went out to the Iron Root Distillery, and

00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:48.569
Jackie Mack was out there and met us. Chuck,

00:38:48.569 --> 00:38:51.050
Jeff, and I were out there. I wasn't invited

00:38:51.050 --> 00:38:52.710
to that one. Yeah, well, you were out of town.

00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:54.969
You were doing something with family or something.

00:38:54.969 --> 00:38:56.309
I think you were with your parents. No, you were

00:38:56.309 --> 00:38:58.230
doing something. Oh, gallivanting with my parents.

00:38:58.329 --> 00:39:00.889
Yes. Whatever. So we ended up buying a bottle

00:39:00.889 --> 00:39:04.050
of whiskey, and we sat out there, and we drank

00:39:04.050 --> 00:39:07.730
a few drinks, and Chuck drank the rest. And you

00:39:07.730 --> 00:39:12.210
sat in some weird AstroTurf little - Yeah, it

00:39:12.210 --> 00:39:15.230
was fun. That's when Sean's bladder about exploded.

00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:18.380
Oh, on the way back? On the way back. Yeah, that

00:39:18.380 --> 00:39:20.239
was an impressive amount of urine that came out

00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:22.159
in that. I almost didn't make it. Yeah, you're

00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:25.400
doing the pee -pee walk. I have never. Look,

00:39:25.679 --> 00:39:28.280
I haven't held my urine like that in such a long

00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:30.300
time. That was crazy. It wasn't like, hey, man,

00:39:30.380 --> 00:39:31.920
I got to go to the bathroom. This was like, holy

00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:35.440
shit, I'm going to pop. Yeah. It's like my, you

00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:37.920
know, you've ever held a balloon, and my penis

00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:39.659
was like that. It wasn't erect. It was full.

00:39:40.300 --> 00:39:42.480
I don't think it works that way. Yeah, it's not

00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:45.139
connected to the. interior of the penis, I don't

00:39:45.139 --> 00:39:47.099
think. All right, go ahead, Mr. Producer. Pull

00:39:47.099 --> 00:39:50.440
up an anatomy of the penis and bladder. Actually,

00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:54.059
don't. Actually, don't. Don't, yeah. So that

00:39:54.059 --> 00:39:56.219
was your second visit to Iron Root because the

00:39:56.219 --> 00:39:58.159
first time I was there. Yes, you were. Yeah,

00:39:58.179 --> 00:39:59.800
we did the class and it was excellent. Yeah,

00:39:59.820 --> 00:40:02.260
and Dylan was there. Yep. And Alan. And Alan.

00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:05.340
I don't think Dylan cared for it, did he? No.

00:40:05.420 --> 00:40:07.519
We talked about it recently and he was like,

00:40:07.579 --> 00:40:10.539
dude, that was great. I learned a lot. I think

00:40:10.539 --> 00:40:13.179
he's kind of like that. Not poker face, but he's

00:40:13.179 --> 00:40:15.099
like, doesn't want to be too excited about it.

00:40:15.219 --> 00:40:16.800
He's too cool. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

00:40:16.860 --> 00:40:18.420
But then later he'll be like, dude, that was

00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:21.420
awesome. He's just like. Which, by the way, Alan

00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:25.539
is officially in Mexico. He sold his house? No.

00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:29.880
It's for sale. What happened to the son that's

00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:32.579
living there? He is living there until the house

00:40:32.579 --> 00:40:36.860
sells. So it's, you know, it's. Is it really

00:40:36.860 --> 00:40:39.440
going to sell? It should. It's a beautiful home.

00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:41.420
I don't see why it wouldn't. Wasn't it full of

00:40:41.420 --> 00:40:44.000
stuff? No, it's been cleaned out quite a bit.

00:40:44.019 --> 00:40:45.800
Now, there's still stuff in the garage, and I

00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:47.699
think there's like one room that's got some of

00:40:47.699 --> 00:40:49.960
the stuff, Alan's stuff, that needs to be shipped

00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:53.440
to Mexico. But he is officially there. When did

00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:57.719
that happen? Today. He landed in Mexico today.

00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:01.480
Alone. I'm excited for him. Alone. No, he really

00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:05.280
wants this. He's going to live a retirement that

00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:08.110
is in a quaint little town. And he's got everything

00:41:08.110 --> 00:41:10.309
he needs. Does he know Spanish? It's a simple

00:41:10.309 --> 00:41:13.690
thing. He's using the app where you talk to each

00:41:13.690 --> 00:41:16.030
other in the app and stuff. And he's learning

00:41:16.030 --> 00:41:18.449
it, but he's going to be using that app for a

00:41:18.449 --> 00:41:20.650
long time. So anyway, it works. People laugh

00:41:20.650 --> 00:41:22.550
at him. You know what I mean? They have fun with

00:41:22.550 --> 00:41:25.409
it. How far is it to drive from there to here?

00:41:26.150 --> 00:41:28.130
You wouldn't want to drive that. No, I mean,

00:41:28.150 --> 00:41:30.750
I don't. But how far is it? I don't know. But

00:41:30.750 --> 00:41:33.210
it is an hour and a half outside of Mexico City.

00:41:33.949 --> 00:41:37.269
It's a two -hour flight from Dallas to Mexico

00:41:37.269 --> 00:41:41.889
City. What's the name of the city? Oaxaca? I

00:41:41.889 --> 00:41:45.230
don't know. Sorry. It's an hour and a half out.

00:41:45.530 --> 00:41:49.570
It's an hour and a half out. Right, in any direction.

00:41:50.750 --> 00:41:56.250
Is he by the volcanoes? I don't know. So he could

00:41:56.250 --> 00:41:57.769
just be in the middle of the fucking jungle.

00:41:58.130 --> 00:42:01.610
He mentioned that there's mountains. Yes, well,

00:42:01.670 --> 00:42:05.860
Mexico City is built in the... That's part of

00:42:05.860 --> 00:42:07.300
the problem. Dude, I'm not going to be helpful

00:42:07.300 --> 00:42:09.239
in this conversation. I don't know exactly where

00:42:09.239 --> 00:42:12.199
he is. But it's exciting that he's there. I think

00:42:12.199 --> 00:42:18.219
we all want that for our parents or our in -laws.

00:42:18.340 --> 00:42:20.820
We want them to have a comfortable retirement

00:42:20.820 --> 00:42:22.940
somewhere, and that's what he chose to do. Yeah,

00:42:22.940 --> 00:42:26.820
but he's alone. Technically, he's not. He's met

00:42:26.820 --> 00:42:30.800
some people there. It's his first day. So here's

00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:33.780
what I understood. So no, he's been there several

00:42:33.780 --> 00:42:35.679
times because he had to look for a place to rent.

00:42:36.260 --> 00:42:38.400
So he has been down there a couple times, and

00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:42.179
he's met some folks. Some expatriates Americans?

00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:45.159
Well, there are. That's not where he is, though.

00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:47.980
So they're just all local? They are 100 % local.

00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:51.400
Are they like the indigenous Mexicans? Well,

00:42:51.820 --> 00:42:55.230
there's a lot of fantastic areas. Down there.

00:42:55.289 --> 00:42:57.389
I mean, if you're in the right little area, I

00:42:57.389 --> 00:42:59.070
mean, there's not a lot of - Oh, it's beautiful.

00:42:59.130 --> 00:43:00.909
There's not a cartel there. Yeah, he sent me

00:43:00.909 --> 00:43:04.150
pictures, and it's really, really pretty. It's

00:43:04.150 --> 00:43:06.230
not - Is he allowed to own a house down there?

00:43:06.230 --> 00:43:08.750
No. No? He's renting. No? Are you kidding? That's

00:43:08.750 --> 00:43:10.050
not in the United States. That's what I thought.

00:43:10.130 --> 00:43:11.849
He's not allowed to own anything. Right? Yeah.

00:43:12.110 --> 00:43:15.269
Mexico has some laws. We're not allowed to buy

00:43:15.269 --> 00:43:16.829
land there, but they can come up here and buy

00:43:16.829 --> 00:43:19.389
land. Dude. Yeah. We were going through what

00:43:19.389 --> 00:43:23.059
it takes to get there, and he has a visa. That's

00:43:23.059 --> 00:43:25.840
good for like 180 days. But if you want to stay

00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:28.500
there longer, it's got to be switched to a card.

00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:32.039
And the damn websites, it's all in Spanish. I'm

00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:34.139
trying to help them with it. We had to ask our

00:43:34.139 --> 00:43:36.760
Shelly's friends that speak Spanish. We asked

00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:38.960
them to come over trying to navigate the website

00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:42.400
because it was so that the convert. Say that

00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.019
again. Why they had it? What's going on with

00:43:45.019 --> 00:43:48.019
the card? So when you're a resident there, resident.

00:43:48.750 --> 00:43:51.210
like not a tourist but a resident, you start

00:43:51.210 --> 00:43:54.010
out with a visa, like a visitor resident visa.

00:43:54.010 --> 00:43:56.010
Oh, I was thinking a visa credit card. Okay.

00:43:56.070 --> 00:43:58.050
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you convert

00:43:58.050 --> 00:44:00.150
it. If you want to stay there longer than the

00:44:00.150 --> 00:44:04.150
180 days, within 30 days of arriving there, you've

00:44:04.150 --> 00:44:07.570
got to, it's called C -A -N -J -E. I don't know

00:44:07.570 --> 00:44:10.670
what that, Conje? Conje? That's the process for

00:44:10.670 --> 00:44:14.590
converting it from a visa stamp to a card that

00:44:14.590 --> 00:44:18.739
lets you stay for like years. I don't know. I

00:44:18.739 --> 00:44:20.960
don't know how many years. Maybe a year. And

00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:22.500
then you've got to renew it. Anyway, but going

00:44:22.500 --> 00:44:24.519
through that process, it was like, damn. So it's

00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:28.019
kind of like getting a green card. Sort of. It's

00:44:28.019 --> 00:44:30.440
extended visa. It's an extended visa. Isn't that

00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:33.599
what a green card is? No. Green card is you never

00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.559
renew. You have a green card for life. No, that

00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:38.320
is incorrect. Really? You have to renew your

00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:41.099
green card? 100%. I didn't know that. I had a

00:44:41.099 --> 00:44:42.360
British guy work for me. I mean, you can keep

00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:44.940
it, but it's not renewable. No, it's 100 % renewable.

00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:47.380
You have to get it renewed. No, I mean, you can

00:44:47.380 --> 00:44:49.500
keep it. Like, if you have a tangible card, you

00:44:49.500 --> 00:44:53.269
can keep that. They don't require you to throw

00:44:53.269 --> 00:44:55.230
it away. If you want to frame it and put it in

00:44:55.230 --> 00:44:57.010
your house, they're not going to tear it down

00:44:57.010 --> 00:44:59.210
and raid your house. It's going to dissipate.

00:44:59.269 --> 00:45:02.150
Oh, okay, good. Yeah, a guy who was a British

00:45:02.150 --> 00:45:04.969
citizen. Self -destruct. A British citizen. He

00:45:04.969 --> 00:45:10.230
moved over here in 99 or late 90s and got married,

00:45:10.349 --> 00:45:14.349
had kids, had his green card, worked for me for

00:45:14.349 --> 00:45:16.889
years, years, years, years, and he was going

00:45:16.889 --> 00:45:19.780
to take the citizen's test. But, you know, life

00:45:19.780 --> 00:45:22.760
got in the way, and it has to be done a certain

00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:25.079
time before your green card expires. Oh, no shit.

00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:27.460
So he missed his opportunity. This was 10 years

00:45:27.460 --> 00:45:33.099
ago, and he was kicking himself, right? Yeah.

00:45:33.119 --> 00:45:37.559
And so he renewed his green card, and he just

00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.820
recently became a U .S. citizen. Nice. Maybe

00:45:40.820 --> 00:45:43.260
six, nine months ago. Good for him. That's great.

00:45:43.420 --> 00:45:45.639
He sent me a text. We argued. I said we. Chuck,

00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.420
we went to Holy Grail. Last Friday, everyone

00:45:48.420 --> 00:45:51.019
was busy doing something, and we went to the

00:45:51.019 --> 00:45:52.980
Holy Grail. Where did you go with all the wine

00:45:52.980 --> 00:45:57.179
and stuff? Tier one. Tier one. When was this?

00:45:57.579 --> 00:46:01.599
Last Friday. Last Friday. Yeah. I don't think

00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:03.440
I went anywhere. Oh, you're drinking the wine

00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:06.920
here? Yeah. Oh. Well. I think so. You made it

00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:10.019
sound like you had an engagement somewhere. Oh,

00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:11.500
Julie and I went out. Yeah, that was the day

00:46:11.500 --> 00:46:12.920
that I wasn't feeling well, and I took a nap.

00:46:12.940 --> 00:46:16.179
Remember? I didn't do anything that night. Yeah,

00:46:16.219 --> 00:46:19.059
and you said you were out. I had a nice glass

00:46:19.059 --> 00:46:22.940
of wine, but it was here. Whatever. So Chuck

00:46:22.940 --> 00:46:27.679
and I went to the Holy Grail and ran across James.

00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:31.199
Yeah, James was there, and some English chap.

00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:35.360
The Luke? Yeah. So the bar was kind of full,

00:46:35.460 --> 00:46:37.280
all right? So there was a chair to the left of

00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:39.639
James and a chair to the right of James. Well,

00:46:39.780 --> 00:46:43.780
and then to the right of that chair. was a service

00:46:43.780 --> 00:46:46.340
well that you could probably fit three or four

00:46:46.340 --> 00:46:49.860
chairs so i sit to the chair to the right uh

00:46:49.860 --> 00:46:52.820
no no i fuck i don't even remember now i sit

00:46:52.820 --> 00:46:55.420
down And there's, I guess, right next to James.

00:46:55.579 --> 00:46:57.780
That's what it was. I sat right to the right

00:46:57.780 --> 00:46:59.940
of James. And Chuck pulls the chair out and sits

00:46:59.940 --> 00:47:02.159
to the right of me. And then the staff are kind

00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:05.360
of like, eh, you know. You can't block the service

00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:06.960
thing, right? No, but there was plenty of room

00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:08.619
for them. And they were just like, yeah, it's

00:47:08.619 --> 00:47:11.280
not so much you or them. It's just you're going

00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:12.960
to be annoyed because we're in your way. And

00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:14.980
they were like, James, can you move over? And

00:47:14.980 --> 00:47:17.940
then James was kind of. And he was kind of like,

00:47:17.980 --> 00:47:21.559
yeah, but since he's sitting in my chair, won't

00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:23.780
you have him pay for my tab? And I was like,

00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:26.000
all right, cool. He could pay for my fucking

00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:27.840
tab because I'm going to have a shitload of bourbon.

00:47:28.219 --> 00:47:30.719
This guy was like a douche right off the bat.

00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:34.550
Really? Yeah. You're throwing down already. Dude,

00:47:34.590 --> 00:47:36.250
I mean, I was like, come on. That was unnecessary.

00:47:36.789 --> 00:47:38.969
You just sat down. What do you call it? Unprovoked

00:47:38.969 --> 00:47:41.550
attack. Yes. Unprovoked. Well, he gave you an

00:47:41.550 --> 00:47:43.590
unprovoked attack. He did, and I retaliated.

00:47:43.610 --> 00:47:46.269
But after sitting there, and he moved over, everything

00:47:46.269 --> 00:47:49.449
was kind of calm, and I called the bartender

00:47:49.449 --> 00:47:50.949
over. I said, hey, is that guy drink whiskey

00:47:50.949 --> 00:47:52.269
over there? Because I was going to buy him one

00:47:52.269 --> 00:47:55.269
kind of discreetly. Hey, man. Because he looked

00:47:55.269 --> 00:47:57.530
like he was a regular there. And the bartender's

00:47:57.530 --> 00:47:59.150
like, I don't know. Hey, James, you want a whiskey?

00:47:59.190 --> 00:48:02.789
This guy wants to buy you a whiskey. I was like,

00:48:02.809 --> 00:48:04.309
what the fuck, dude? What's wrong with you? He's

00:48:04.309 --> 00:48:07.369
like, well, I'll take this. 100%. I was like,

00:48:07.429 --> 00:48:09.050
what the fuck is wrong with you? Where's your

00:48:09.050 --> 00:48:13.989
discretion, bartender? I was irritated. So now

00:48:13.989 --> 00:48:16.030
you picked a fight with him, too. I didn't pick

00:48:16.030 --> 00:48:18.690
a fight. Fuck off, man. I don't care. And then,

00:48:18.750 --> 00:48:23.329
look, I wasn't agitated at the world or anything.

00:48:23.489 --> 00:48:26.079
It was just like these. These things that are

00:48:26.079 --> 00:48:28.559
imposing on me were just kind of, I mean, who

00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:31.119
does that? Right. I want to buy somebody a drink,

00:48:31.219 --> 00:48:33.800
and they do that. I mean, what would you guys

00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:35.800
have done? You guys would have never bought somebody

00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:37.519
a drink. I would have been like, yes, scratch

00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:39.780
it. If I was the bartender, I'd say, hey, James,

00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:42.239
you drink whiskey? Whatever. That's what I would

00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:45.400
have been like. I don't think he was into it

00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:47.980
either. The whiskey? Yeah. He was probably like

00:48:47.980 --> 00:48:49.099
a scotch man or something. Hold on, because you

00:48:49.099 --> 00:48:52.460
ended up buying him a whiskey? I bought a nose

00:48:52.460 --> 00:48:54.909
mill for him and a nose mill for myself. Nice.

00:48:55.070 --> 00:48:57.630
And he didn't, do you thank him? He did. Thank

00:48:57.630 --> 00:49:01.210
you. He did. He would thank me, but the whole

00:49:01.210 --> 00:49:04.409
thing was that, you know, I felt bad because

00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:06.730
he moved over and then, you know, he was rude

00:49:06.730 --> 00:49:08.489
to me and of course, you know, I don't tolerate

00:49:08.489 --> 00:49:11.489
that shit. British people are just rude. Whatever,

00:49:11.650 --> 00:49:13.590
man. But, you know me, I'm going to come back

00:49:13.590 --> 00:49:15.849
and kind of own it. Hey, look, I know you were

00:49:15.849 --> 00:49:18.690
an asshole to me, but that doesn't give me permission

00:49:18.690 --> 00:49:21.050
to be an asshole back to you. Okay? Because I'm

00:49:21.050 --> 00:49:22.789
supposed to take the high road. I didn't say

00:49:22.789 --> 00:49:25.360
that. That was all in your head. Yeah. So I just

00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:28.079
said, hey, man, here. Here's a drink on me. Sorry

00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:29.880
for the whatever the fuck happened that Chuck

00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:32.119
created. Yeah, no problem. And he said, fuck

00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:34.719
off. Fuck off, man. No, he didn't. But Chuck

00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:37.690
began to talk to him for like fucking. seemed

00:49:37.690 --> 00:49:40.769
like forever. You were talking about politics

00:49:40.769 --> 00:49:44.889
and 14th Amendment. We got into anchor babies

00:49:44.889 --> 00:49:48.289
and birthright citizenship and the rules around

00:49:48.289 --> 00:49:51.750
that. He was all liberal and hot on the collar.

00:49:51.750 --> 00:49:54.250
He works for Capital One and he's been in the

00:49:54.250 --> 00:49:56.769
United States for 15 years on a green card, like

00:49:56.769 --> 00:49:59.090
Jeff said. He just renewed it every single year.

00:49:59.510 --> 00:50:02.610
Is it yearly? No. Well, whatever it is. I'm just

00:50:02.610 --> 00:50:04.210
curious. How often do you have to, is it five

00:50:04.210 --> 00:50:05.730
years, 10 years? I think it's 10 years, I think.

00:50:06.460 --> 00:50:08.139
I really thought that that was the holy grail.

00:50:08.159 --> 00:50:09.559
Once you get your green card, it's like you're

00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:12.099
set. You never have to leave. Nope. That's interesting.

00:50:12.579 --> 00:50:14.400
You become a citizen, then you don't have to

00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:17.179
leave. I would expect for it to time out. That

00:50:17.179 --> 00:50:18.719
would make sense for it to time out. I get it.

00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:21.360
Otherwise, what's the difference between being

00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:25.639
a citizen and that? Well, you can't vote. I think

00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.420
the green cards shouldn't be 10 years either.

00:50:28.440 --> 00:50:30.400
I think, frankly, they should be like two years.

00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:34.289
10 years. Two weeks. Daily. I think two years.

00:50:35.030 --> 00:50:38.369
You got to like your app every day. Well, I think

00:50:38.369 --> 00:50:44.309
that there should be. Look, what is the reason

00:50:44.309 --> 00:50:46.969
why they would ever want to get a citizenship

00:50:46.969 --> 00:50:49.530
if they keep renewing their green card? They

00:50:49.530 --> 00:50:50.949
don't give a fuck about it. If they don't have

00:50:50.949 --> 00:50:52.750
to. Yeah, yeah. You still have to go through

00:50:52.750 --> 00:50:56.550
the questions and interviews and stuff like that.

00:50:56.969 --> 00:50:59.349
It's a pain in the ass. Long story short. I believe.

00:50:59.409 --> 00:51:02.940
This guy was kind of a schmuck. I mean, I don't

00:51:02.940 --> 00:51:06.039
care if he's left -wing. I don't care. I mean,

00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:07.760
think what you want. I mean, he's thinking from

00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:10.400
the point that he's not a citizen, so it doesn't

00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:14.500
affect him. It's easy to have hot sports opinions.

00:51:14.519 --> 00:51:18.199
Yeah, your narrow -minded stuff. Go home and

00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:21.440
go hang out with your non -wife because you're...

00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:24.800
Non -wife? Well, I mean, he was single because

00:51:24.800 --> 00:51:28.260
he can't have a relationship. He was a little

00:51:28.260 --> 00:51:32.010
sad. Yeah, he was so pumped up. What? So he was

00:51:32.010 --> 00:51:33.929
dishing all this personal detail on you guys?

00:51:34.230 --> 00:51:38.269
Well, I was poking him. I was kind of like stabbing

00:51:38.269 --> 00:51:39.670
at him. You're like, so, man, do you have a woman

00:51:39.670 --> 00:51:45.389
or what? Rugby's gay. Yeah. That was at another

00:51:45.389 --> 00:51:48.449
bar. Yes. So why are you guys here? Oh, we're

00:51:48.449 --> 00:51:50.590
totally into rugby, and we were here for this

00:51:50.590 --> 00:51:53.230
massive tournament, and we just love it. Rugby's

00:51:53.230 --> 00:51:55.630
gay. I think that's what you came back to. I

00:51:55.630 --> 00:52:00.639
was semi -pro. Yeah. Now it's queer. He was a

00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:03.440
big dude, too. I don't care. I think he said

00:52:03.440 --> 00:52:06.400
he played for A &M. I don't know. Oh, no, it

00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:08.519
was Oklahoma. Okay, I was going to say, don't

00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:11.039
disrespect that guy. He was a cool dude. His

00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:14.659
wife. We love Aggies. His wife. Don't we, Chuck?

00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:18.599
Yes. And don't we, Jeff? Yes. His wife didn't

00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:20.420
like me either, did she? No. She's like, what

00:52:20.420 --> 00:52:24.789
is she seeing you? Yes. Yeah, she was rough.

00:52:24.809 --> 00:52:28.769
Surely not your fat arms, you whore. Whoa. Okay.

00:52:28.929 --> 00:52:32.190
No reason to be ugly. I mean, I'm not ugly. It's

00:52:32.190 --> 00:52:34.489
a truth. It's in the past. It's all over with

00:52:34.489 --> 00:52:36.610
now. Yeah, the rugby house was no longer. That's

00:52:36.610 --> 00:52:38.929
right. There you go. Enjoy that. What is it now?

00:52:38.929 --> 00:52:41.170
What is it now for the rugby house? It is...

00:52:41.170 --> 00:52:43.769
Is it some pig? It's probably Indian mart. It's

00:52:43.769 --> 00:52:46.329
like pig and something, or... Oh, I can't remember.

00:52:46.409 --> 00:52:48.289
We drove by it the other day, and I know Chuck

00:52:48.289 --> 00:52:51.880
groaned quite loud. Oh, no. About what it turned

00:52:51.880 --> 00:52:58.019
into. Is it not poke time? Or is that around

00:52:58.019 --> 00:53:01.900
the corner? No, permanently closed. Oh, they

00:53:01.900 --> 00:53:03.659
don't know what it is or it hasn't opened? Well,

00:53:03.699 --> 00:53:05.739
it's opened. I can't remember. It's probably

00:53:05.739 --> 00:53:10.440
too new to populate. Interesting. Yeah, I don't

00:53:10.440 --> 00:53:12.420
remember what it was, but it's open. It's another

00:53:12.420 --> 00:53:16.699
bar, I believe. Okay. Whatever. Well, we'll have

00:53:16.699 --> 00:53:18.420
to check it out. Maybe it's better. Maybe it's

00:53:18.420 --> 00:53:21.030
better this time around. Man, you know, I got

00:53:21.030 --> 00:53:24.269
to say that I enjoyed going to the rugby house.

00:53:24.309 --> 00:53:28.050
I thought they had good food. When I had my colonoscopy,

00:53:28.210 --> 00:53:31.030
that's where I went to go eat afterwards because

00:53:31.030 --> 00:53:33.570
I loved the hamburgers there. Like you had your

00:53:33.570 --> 00:53:36.409
double number two Whataburger. I did. And I went

00:53:36.409 --> 00:53:41.829
there and I had two large beers and a massive

00:53:41.829 --> 00:53:44.610
hamburger and a big salad. It was excellent.

00:53:44.789 --> 00:53:46.750
Yeah. I went with my dad. You liked the owner

00:53:46.750 --> 00:53:51.300
as well. Oh. Well, I mean, I recognize her from

00:53:51.300 --> 00:53:54.880
a girl that I used to date. Her. Well, I mean,

00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:58.639
whatever. I mean, she's married. I mean, I wouldn't

00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:05.019
ever cross strings. That's ridiculous. I remember

00:54:05.019 --> 00:54:07.760
we'd go there and try to start a conversation

00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:09.519
with her, and she would have nothing to do with

00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:12.619
it. Really? Oh, yeah. She was busy. I mean, she

00:54:12.619 --> 00:54:13.699
was always running around doing something. Oh,

00:54:13.699 --> 00:54:16.000
yeah. Dude, when you own your own bar, I'm sure,

00:54:16.099 --> 00:54:18.780
like any business, really, you're insanely busy.

00:54:18.940 --> 00:54:20.480
Yeah. She was a pretty lady. Is that what it's

00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:23.239
called? Los Amigos Sports Bar? Yes. Yes. Los

00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:26.239
Amigos Sports Bar and Bites. Why don't we check

00:54:26.239 --> 00:54:28.800
that out? What's wrong with that? Eh. We'll see.

00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:33.789
Yeah, we probably will. Yeah. Sounds good. It's

00:54:33.789 --> 00:54:36.309
nestled in the heart of Plano. Oh, nestled. I

00:54:36.309 --> 00:54:37.889
don't know if I can handle nestling. We're totally

00:54:37.889 --> 00:54:40.429
into nestling. Nestling with a cozy atmosphere.

00:54:40.750 --> 00:54:43.070
Welcoming staff and a menu brimming with mouth

00:54:43.070 --> 00:54:44.769
-watering options. Okay, that's what we'll do.

00:54:44.929 --> 00:54:47.670
We do like that Fanzo place, though. Place to

00:54:47.670 --> 00:54:51.550
unwind and unveil. I'm a fan of the Fanzo. Yeah,

00:54:51.630 --> 00:54:54.329
it's all right, man. It's a different atmosphere.

00:54:54.449 --> 00:54:57.690
When can we go upstairs? Is that open? I was

00:54:57.690 --> 00:54:59.570
imagining you'd have to ask. The boys went up

00:54:59.570 --> 00:55:02.050
there to watch a game, one of those football

00:55:02.050 --> 00:55:06.989
games, Capriccio. So when we go during the happy

00:55:06.989 --> 00:55:09.710
hour, that's open up there? I don't know. I don't

00:55:09.710 --> 00:55:11.250
think so. It may be closed. I think it's like

00:55:11.250 --> 00:55:13.289
a nighttime thing. I don't know. I don't know

00:55:13.289 --> 00:55:15.389
either. Money pays for anything. You want to

00:55:15.389 --> 00:55:17.679
go up there, you just pay. That's what I'd say.

00:55:17.880 --> 00:55:20.739
Let it rain. VIP lounge. Pull out your roll of

00:55:20.739 --> 00:55:22.199
hundreds and just let it rain. I'm thinking you'd

00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:23.900
have to take some sort of sobriety test to be

00:55:23.900 --> 00:55:25.599
able to make it up down those stairs. That's

00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:28.039
a good point. We probably shouldn't do that then.

00:55:28.739 --> 00:55:31.780
All right, so yeah, I'd be on board with a distillery

00:55:31.780 --> 00:55:33.559
this weekend. We can talk about that and go to

00:55:33.559 --> 00:55:37.340
Bent. How do you say that? Bent? Bent. Just Bent.

00:55:37.380 --> 00:55:41.539
It's a silent D. Bend it. Bend it. Bend it. Yes.

00:55:42.049 --> 00:55:45.949
Bendita. Let's go to Bendita. That would be cool.

00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:47.789
All right, so let's talk about that. That would

00:55:47.789 --> 00:55:50.809
be a cool thing to do. Plus, I'm kind of interested

00:55:50.809 --> 00:55:52.349
to see what kind of, they have some high -proof

00:55:52.349 --> 00:55:54.789
stuffs there, the 130s, 140s. I'm definitely

00:55:54.789 --> 00:55:56.610
getting a bottle. I'm definitely getting a bottle.

00:55:57.010 --> 00:55:59.909
I did, let me see, did I get a bottle? Oh, yeah,

00:55:59.969 --> 00:56:03.349
I bought that Hirsch, H -E -R -S -C -H bottle

00:56:03.349 --> 00:56:09.130
that was at Sips, and it was more expensive at

00:56:09.130 --> 00:56:12.500
Liquor King. What was special about it? Do you

00:56:12.500 --> 00:56:15.900
like that? Good. Was it high proof? Oh, yeah.

00:56:16.420 --> 00:56:18.780
Was it a hazmatter? No, no, no. It wasn't that

00:56:18.780 --> 00:56:22.199
high proof. I don't know. I don't remember how

00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:23.400
much it cost or anything like that. Actually,

00:56:23.420 --> 00:56:25.880
I haven't paid for it yet. Stan picked it up.

00:56:26.019 --> 00:56:30.579
Gotcha. How's he doing there? Yeah, we haven't

00:56:30.579 --> 00:56:34.159
visited him in a while. He had a norovirus last

00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:37.539
week. Just throwing up everywhere. Yeah, he said

00:56:37.539 --> 00:56:39.679
he was taking a shower and puking and shitting

00:56:39.679 --> 00:56:41.860
at the same time. He says it was just an absolute

00:56:41.860 --> 00:56:45.739
mess. And he's like, I've never sharted myself

00:56:45.739 --> 00:56:48.119
so many times in my life. It's absolutely ridiculous

00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:50.300
me waking up at 3 o 'clock in the morning and

00:56:50.300 --> 00:56:53.039
showering. It's like, what the hell? But look,

00:56:53.139 --> 00:56:56.420
this is what it was. And look, it kind of brings

00:56:56.420 --> 00:56:58.940
in a little hostility for me, kind of not real,

00:56:59.099 --> 00:57:00.900
but kind of like, what the hell's going on? Is

00:57:00.900 --> 00:57:04.539
this real? Is this another man -made thing? Why

00:57:04.539 --> 00:57:08.800
is Moderna coming out with a vaccine to prevent

00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:10.980
you from getting the norovirus? It makes you

00:57:10.980 --> 00:57:13.760
wonder, did they create the norovirus? No, it's

00:57:13.760 --> 00:57:16.900
been around an extremely long time. They didn't

00:57:16.900 --> 00:57:20.000
create the norovirus. But it always, well, they

00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:22.900
didn't create it, but they could have tweaked

00:57:22.900 --> 00:57:26.750
it. They're saying it originated from a lab in

00:57:26.750 --> 00:57:32.030
Frisco. Wet market downtown Frisco. You see what

00:57:32.030 --> 00:57:35.070
I'm getting at, right? It always makes you wonder

00:57:35.070 --> 00:57:37.869
when you've got this, why is it that it's out

00:57:37.869 --> 00:57:41.550
there? I don't wonder on the norovirus at all.

00:57:41.710 --> 00:57:45.809
I do. The COVID, yes. I don't trust any of those

00:57:45.809 --> 00:57:48.650
guys because if they're trying to sell it, there's

00:57:48.650 --> 00:57:51.190
a reason for it, and I don't trust it. I don't

00:57:51.190 --> 00:57:54.519
trust the mRNA. Well, that's what it is. Yeah,

00:57:54.519 --> 00:57:55.940
that's what it is. But that's what the norovirus

00:57:55.940 --> 00:57:58.980
is. They didn't create that. No. All right, I

00:57:58.980 --> 00:58:02.340
have the origin of norovirus. Oh, okay. Let's

00:58:02.340 --> 00:58:04.880
see. What do we have here? It evolved from viruses

00:58:04.880 --> 00:58:09.119
from a, did I say shellfish? The virus identified

00:58:09.119 --> 00:58:12.780
as the Norwalk virus. Oh, okay. One of the, since

00:58:12.780 --> 00:58:14.679
then, has detected outbreaks around the world.

00:58:16.019 --> 00:58:18.400
Originated from a common ancestor virus that

00:58:18.400 --> 00:58:22.500
mutated and adapted to infect humans. Yeah. Yeah,

00:58:22.500 --> 00:58:24.860
but it's from Ohio. It's from Ohio. Oh, Ohio.

00:58:25.179 --> 00:58:27.519
All the bad shit comes from Ohio. All right,

00:58:27.539 --> 00:58:31.019
but what about Ohio? I mean, the first outbreak

00:58:31.019 --> 00:58:34.800
was known in Ohio. So how did that come about?

00:58:36.340 --> 00:58:40.119
I don't know. They have a lab in Ohio? Yes, they

00:58:40.119 --> 00:58:46.619
do. They have a Myrna lab in Ohio. First identified

00:58:46.619 --> 00:58:48.679
in steel assessments, blah, blah, blah. Yeah,

00:58:48.699 --> 00:58:50.960
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either.

00:58:51.340 --> 00:58:53.519
So what year was it first identified at? 68.

00:58:53.719 --> 00:58:59.659
68. Yeah. But I know norovirus is really, it

00:58:59.659 --> 00:59:04.539
happens a lot on cruises. Oh, yeah. Wildfire.

00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:07.800
Where it just runs through everybody and everyone's

00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:11.280
shitting and puking. That's awful. And that happened

00:59:11.280 --> 00:59:14.920
when that cruise liner went down. They lost power.

00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:17.920
Oh, yes. And they were stuck out for days and

00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:20.360
they were having to put bags of shit in them.

00:59:20.679 --> 00:59:24.300
Hallways. Oh, that'd be terrible because the

00:59:24.300 --> 00:59:26.880
toilets went down. Oh, that's horrible. Did they

00:59:26.880 --> 00:59:29.000
have a fire in the engine room or something?

00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.599
I can't remember. Something happened. Yeah. I

00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:32.820
know they were out there. That was bad. And they

00:59:32.820 --> 00:59:34.420
didn't want to bring them back because they were

00:59:34.420 --> 00:59:37.400
so contagious apparently. They didn't give them

00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:41.119
a kerosene scrub down? He got no shit. Good Lord.

00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:43.460
That would have been miserable. Yeah, they were

00:59:43.460 --> 00:59:46.559
limited in water, so they were dehydrated. Yep.

00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:48.760
That could have been a huge medical issue. Dude,

00:59:48.860 --> 00:59:51.920
I mean, there's thousands and thousands of passengers.

00:59:52.219 --> 00:59:53.500
Just think what that smelled like. Yeah, but

00:59:53.500 --> 00:59:56.800
you would think that they would have a, just

00:59:56.800 --> 01:00:00.360
a, like helicopters would go in, pick people

01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:03.139
up, and ship them off to this. Oh, the logistics

01:00:03.139 --> 01:00:06.139
behind that is mind -boggling. They were out

01:00:06.139 --> 01:00:08.500
there for several days. How far out were they,

01:00:08.539 --> 01:00:12.300
though? Like 100 miles out? 10 miles out? I don't

01:00:12.300 --> 01:00:14.019
know. Why don't you look up that horrible incident?

01:00:14.179 --> 01:00:16.739
It was a cruise ship that became disabled. It

01:00:16.739 --> 01:00:19.079
was out for Florida somewhere, wasn't it? Yeah,

01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:21.280
and it was a couple years ago. Yeah, it wasn't

01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:24.199
too long ago. Maybe 2022? I don't know. I don't

01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:26.239
know. It just seems like there could have been

01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:28.139
something. I mean, hell, you could have lined

01:00:28.139 --> 01:00:32.059
up like... 1 ,500 little rafts and just kind

01:00:32.059 --> 01:00:33.619
of pulled them in. Like, you know how we went

01:00:33.619 --> 01:00:38.639
down the river rafting and at the very end there

01:00:38.639 --> 01:00:41.820
was a jet ski and everyone hooked up to each

01:00:41.820 --> 01:00:44.539
other. They kind of like caravaned us out. They

01:00:44.539 --> 01:00:46.519
could have done that. Oh, dude, if they couldn't

01:00:46.519 --> 01:00:49.760
even solve the Superdome problem during Katrina.

01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.320
That was a failure on management. Well, I know,

01:00:53.420 --> 01:00:55.920
but. They couldn't even solve that problem, and

01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:58.159
they didn't have the logistic issue. So the norovirus

01:00:58.159 --> 01:01:00.500
outbreaks on Prince's cruise ship leaves dozens

01:01:00.500 --> 01:01:02.800
of passengers. No, that's not it. This is when

01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:05.099
it actually became disabled. The cruise, like,

01:01:05.119 --> 01:01:08.340
broke down, and they were powerless. And I think

01:01:08.340 --> 01:01:10.260
it has something to do with an engine fire or

01:01:10.260 --> 01:01:11.860
something. It had nothing to do with the rotavirus.

01:01:12.119 --> 01:01:14.420
It did, but that's not the main part of the story.

01:01:14.619 --> 01:01:17.619
Yeah, but it happens, unfortunately, quite a

01:01:17.619 --> 01:01:19.539
bit on cruises. Yeah, it kind of does. Well,

01:01:19.579 --> 01:01:22.260
the rotavirus, yeah. The norovirus. Norovirus,

01:01:22.340 --> 01:01:26.300
sorry. So did I read that it's from shellfish,

01:01:26.579 --> 01:01:29.460
seafood food? It said it affects animals and

01:01:29.460 --> 01:01:33.679
shellfish. And some of it can mutate. I don't

01:01:33.679 --> 01:01:35.460
know. And that's what it is. I guess there's

01:01:35.460 --> 01:01:38.179
a really close strain that will affect. Whatever,

01:01:38.260 --> 01:01:41.800
man. It's horrible. And Stan got it, and he was

01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:45.420
miserable for five days. It says, I wouldn't

01:01:45.420 --> 01:01:48.780
wish it on anybody. It was painful. Yeah, all

01:01:48.780 --> 01:01:49.440
you're doing is shitting and throwing up. Tons

01:01:49.440 --> 01:01:53.030
of cramps. He said he lost like 10 pounds. That's

01:01:53.030 --> 01:01:56.050
the only positive. I want that diet. Right? That

01:01:56.050 --> 01:02:00.130
diet. No shit. But, you know, it is a sign of

01:02:00.130 --> 01:02:02.449
the times. Hold on. It's not the sign of the

01:02:02.449 --> 01:02:04.769
times. It is. I mean, it happens. People get

01:02:04.769 --> 01:02:06.929
sick out there, but it was frustrating for me

01:02:06.929 --> 01:02:08.650
to look, and it makes me extremely skeptical.

01:02:09.030 --> 01:02:11.730
Anytime I see anything from Pfizer, anything

01:02:11.730 --> 01:02:13.570
those knuckleheads are putting out. You know,

01:02:13.670 --> 01:02:15.550
it's just like, I don't believe it. I don't trust

01:02:15.550 --> 01:02:19.090
it. I hear you. 100%. And I get that, because

01:02:19.090 --> 01:02:23.230
we've gone through so many, you know, distrust

01:02:23.230 --> 01:02:25.829
issues, right, for the federal government, especially

01:02:25.829 --> 01:02:28.949
the freaking pharmaceutical industry. But anyway,

01:02:29.030 --> 01:02:33.010
let's talk about this bourbon. All right. Because

01:02:33.010 --> 01:02:35.550
it's a really good one. Did you find out what

01:02:35.550 --> 01:02:39.670
the proof was? Yeah, it's 118 .3. Oh, nice. That's

01:02:39.670 --> 01:02:42.349
a good number. All right, so this bourbon is

01:02:42.349 --> 01:02:44.670
a Cedar Ridge Iowa straight bourbon whiskey single

01:02:44.670 --> 01:02:47.349
barrel. So this one was sitting, I think I found

01:02:47.349 --> 01:02:48.250
this on Liquor King. Where did you find this?

01:02:48.429 --> 01:02:51.099
Was it Liquor King? Actually, it's a store pick.

01:02:52.300 --> 01:02:54.780
Yeah, liquor cane. Yeah, it's a store pick. Look,

01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:57.139
the reason why I bought this is because it was

01:02:57.139 --> 01:03:01.900
118 proof, one. Number two, it was a single barrel,

01:03:01.980 --> 01:03:04.840
and it was finished in a port barrel. So port

01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:08.300
cask finished bourbon. And it's cask strength.

01:03:08.460 --> 01:03:13.360
It says it's a dessert, please. It has such a

01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:19.320
dark hue. It's so wonderfully dark. PT 23 .6

01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:22.219
barrel is the barrel number. It's from Iowa.

01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:25.539
Iowa's already known for their corn. And on the

01:03:25.539 --> 01:03:30.679
back, if I could read this from our home. I'm

01:03:30.679 --> 01:03:32.260
not even going to attempt that. Well, I know

01:03:32.260 --> 01:03:35.360
this. This is good. It's not my favorite. There's

01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:39.179
some uniqueness to it. Very. When I first smelled

01:03:39.179 --> 01:03:41.519
it, I smelled what I thought smelled like barbecue

01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:46.219
or a campfire. There is a hint of that on the

01:03:46.219 --> 01:03:50.340
nose. And I'm tasting a hint of the smoke on

01:03:50.340 --> 01:03:55.239
the finish. Yeah, that's got to be the port barrel

01:03:55.239 --> 01:03:58.079
that it came in. I don't know. It's a secondary

01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:03.340
exposure there. I got the vanilla, the prominent

01:04:03.340 --> 01:04:06.139
flavor note. There's some white pepper, kind

01:04:06.139 --> 01:04:08.699
of lingers. Yeah, it lingers. I'm feeling it

01:04:08.699 --> 01:04:10.739
right now going down the throat. It's got that

01:04:10.739 --> 01:04:15.599
fresh wood kind of flavor. unfiltered kind of

01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:19.679
residual in the mouth. I think this is really,

01:04:19.780 --> 01:04:23.659
really good. It's single barrel. Very nice proof.

01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:27.739
Very nice cue. Tons of flavor. Vanilla toffee.

01:04:28.679 --> 01:04:31.000
Yeah, I'm trying to think of a ranking at where

01:04:31.000 --> 01:04:35.239
this sits proof -wise. 118. Like other things

01:04:35.239 --> 01:04:36.739
that we were up against, right? We got some really

01:04:36.739 --> 01:04:38.800
good things in that. You know, it's tough because

01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:43.670
we gave Pinhook an 8 .3. At least I did. And

01:04:43.670 --> 01:04:46.210
pinhook is way better than this. But yet, I would

01:04:46.210 --> 01:04:48.469
give this an 8 .3. So I almost, we need to go

01:04:48.469 --> 01:04:50.349
back and sample that pinhook so I can re -rate

01:04:50.349 --> 01:04:53.150
it. Because that pinhook was wonderful. I think

01:04:53.150 --> 01:04:56.289
this is really, really good, personally. It tasted

01:04:56.289 --> 01:04:58.809
like some figs, or I think you said dates, or

01:04:58.809 --> 01:05:00.170
somebody said dates earlier. Maybe it was Chuck.

01:05:00.530 --> 01:05:04.170
No, it was Chuck. He said dates. Rhubar, sliced

01:05:04.170 --> 01:05:07.090
peaches, pineapples, is what it says. Nuts and

01:05:07.090 --> 01:05:09.570
minerals is the finished flavor. Medium to full

01:05:09.570 --> 01:05:12.599
body, a satiny crisp. texture a golden amber

01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:14.639
color single barrel whiskey comes from a single

01:05:14.639 --> 01:05:16.760
oak barrel so each bottle has a unique flavor

01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:21.920
profile and this is iowa iowa bourbon whiskey

01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:24.679
so this is not available at total wine only in

01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:28.119
um in i haven't seen it at total wine but this

01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:31.539
is a this is a select barrel or a select uh single

01:05:31.539 --> 01:05:34.460
barrel i think only fans classify this as rare

01:05:34.460 --> 01:05:38.679
or did it really i think so That's one of the

01:05:38.679 --> 01:05:40.539
reasons why you picked it up, I think. And I

01:05:40.539 --> 01:05:43.099
know you said only drams. Drams. Yeah. Oh, did

01:05:43.099 --> 01:05:44.840
I say only fans? I think you did. I think you

01:05:44.840 --> 01:05:46.460
did, too. I think you did. I was kind of like,

01:05:46.579 --> 01:05:50.699
huh. I was like, so you have your own channel

01:05:50.699 --> 01:05:53.239
there. So the person you follow drinks this.

01:05:53.539 --> 01:05:58.139
I just show my feet. Oh. Okay. You show your

01:05:58.139 --> 01:06:00.119
feet wrapped around a bottle of bourbon? Yes.

01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:02.360
Just pouring it over the top. Yeah, and all these

01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:05.739
men just. Just flock to your site. Painted toenails.

01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:11.360
Men. God. What is this? Cedar Ridge. Gross. Cedar

01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:17.699
Ridge. View bottle details. It's a rare. Damn.

01:06:18.260 --> 01:06:22.519
Very nice. Compared to, you know, others, I guess.

01:06:22.739 --> 01:06:26.260
Yeah. All right, I'm going to give this a 7 .9.

01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:34.690
So this is now opened. Also, fruitcake. Fruitcake.

01:06:34.690 --> 01:06:37.650
Yeah. I could get that. Yeah. It has candied

01:06:37.650 --> 01:06:41.670
fruits in there. Yeah. It's a thick fruitcake.

01:06:42.769 --> 01:06:45.210
I could get that. I can get behind that. I think

01:06:45.210 --> 01:06:51.250
it's all around great. I love it. I'm going to

01:06:51.250 --> 01:06:55.289
do 7 .9 as well. I think I'm around the 7 .3

01:06:55.289 --> 01:06:59.190
mark for me. Because of the smoke? Yeah. Chuck,

01:06:59.250 --> 01:07:00.530
you got these? Do you want me to write them down?

01:07:03.739 --> 01:07:07.460
It's very good, but yeah, again, it's very faint,

01:07:07.539 --> 01:07:11.039
the smoke. But it's good. Would I buy another

01:07:11.039 --> 01:07:15.300
bottle of it? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. All right,

01:07:15.300 --> 01:07:17.579
cool. I think it's good to have in the collection.

01:07:17.780 --> 01:07:19.480
Oh, absolutely. I say we let that sit. We're

01:07:19.480 --> 01:07:21.360
going to get some argon gas and fill this up.

01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:24.960
Really? Because that's what we do with all 200

01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:27.400
bottles we have. God, that takes like a whole

01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:29.579
canister of argon. I don't even know how that

01:07:29.579 --> 01:07:32.769
works. We have a big, like, gigantic. It's built

01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:35.269
into the house. I got it. Very nice. Very nice.

01:07:35.550 --> 01:07:38.269
If we know we're not going to drink this for

01:07:38.269 --> 01:07:41.170
a long time, it would be kind of nice to preserve

01:07:41.170 --> 01:07:44.409
it. Yeah. You just pull the cork off, go like

01:07:44.409 --> 01:07:46.750
that. Real quick, put it on. I don't know how

01:07:46.750 --> 01:07:53.010
that works. You said that your friend Tim has

01:07:53.010 --> 01:07:58.050
that. What is his up? His is called, I don't

01:07:58.050 --> 01:08:01.119
remember, The Rabbit maybe. A rabbit? Isn't that

01:08:01.119 --> 01:08:06.199
a vibrator? I believe so. I don't know, but it

01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:10.420
has a little argon canister and it has a needle

01:08:10.420 --> 01:08:16.640
that goes through the cork and you can reseal

01:08:16.640 --> 01:08:22.640
it. Interesting. Interesting. I'm not sure I'd

01:08:22.640 --> 01:08:23.939
go through all that effort. I'd just drink the

01:08:23.939 --> 01:08:28.260
whole bottle. Yeah, maybe. But I also think you

01:08:28.260 --> 01:08:30.159
could pour it through that as well. You don't

01:08:30.159 --> 01:08:31.840
really open the bottle. You put that through

01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:34.899
there, then you pour it through the whole contraption.

01:08:35.199 --> 01:08:37.840
So you never have to expose the wine to air.

01:08:38.020 --> 01:08:40.319
Correct. That's going through a lot of effort.

01:08:41.140 --> 01:08:44.159
Nobody does that. He does. Well, I know, but...

01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:47.260
I would if I had it. Like the standard wine drinker,

01:08:47.260 --> 01:08:51.819
do they do that? During one of my ventures, we

01:08:51.819 --> 01:08:56.300
were bottling cold brew. And part of that process

01:08:56.300 --> 01:09:00.920
was taking CO2 and we would hook it up through

01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:05.600
a little pressure gauge regulator. And we hook

01:09:05.600 --> 01:09:08.979
up a hose to it, a little snap like a pneumatic

01:09:08.979 --> 01:09:12.260
thing. And you just ch -ch -ch. And you take

01:09:12.260 --> 01:09:15.779
the CO2 and you spray it in the bottle, slow

01:09:15.779 --> 01:09:18.640
to just ch -ch -ch. And then you put the liquid

01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:21.659
in there. Because the CO2 is more dense than...

01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:24.979
Your regular air? Right. And then once you fill

01:09:24.979 --> 01:09:27.619
it up, the liquid forces the rest of the air

01:09:27.619 --> 01:09:30.260
out, and all you have left is the CO2. Right.

01:09:30.279 --> 01:09:32.939
I would assume it would kind of be the same with

01:09:32.939 --> 01:09:37.600
the argon. It's called coravin timeless. So look

01:09:37.600 --> 01:09:41.619
up coravin, C -O -R -A -V -I -N. That's what

01:09:41.619 --> 01:09:45.960
he's got. Interesting. It's a big old contraption.

01:09:46.560 --> 01:09:51.460
Oh, wow. That's fancy. Yeah. I'm guessing it

01:09:51.460 --> 01:09:56.720
uses some kind of gas. Methane? No, argon, I

01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.119
think, is the gas of choice. There you go. Argon.

01:09:59.479 --> 01:10:04.579
Okay, not methane. You know what's funny? We're

01:10:04.579 --> 01:10:08.619
putting that shitty smell into it. Do you guys

01:10:08.619 --> 01:10:12.180
hear that there's... $250. Ooh, damn, that's

01:10:12.180 --> 01:10:14.300
pricey. Do you hear there's some talk about putting

01:10:14.300 --> 01:10:18.010
Donald Trump on the... Mount Rushmore? Yeah,

01:10:18.310 --> 01:10:20.090
somebody introduced a bill, and apparently that's

01:10:20.090 --> 01:10:23.229
like... I think they did it last time, too, didn't

01:10:23.229 --> 01:10:25.270
they? Yes, I think they did. But wouldn't it

01:10:25.270 --> 01:10:27.170
be hilarious if somehow... I mean, what does

01:10:27.170 --> 01:10:32.100
it take to approve that? And then is it like

01:10:32.100 --> 01:10:34.760
the Keystone Pipeline where they start building

01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:38.420
Donald Trump's face and the next president. And

01:10:38.420 --> 01:10:40.960
they adjust it to be somebody else's face. Now

01:10:40.960 --> 01:10:42.920
that I don't think will ever happen. I want to

01:10:42.920 --> 01:10:46.340
see the mugshot. Oh yeah, for sure. The mugshot.

01:10:46.720 --> 01:10:48.319
No, no, no. They need the fight, fight, fight

01:10:48.319 --> 01:10:50.100
with his fist in the air. So we were going to

01:10:50.100 --> 01:10:52.439
talk about Microsoft TikTok and how they were

01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:54.180
pushed out, pushed back in. Now they have some

01:10:54.180 --> 01:10:59.899
alternative apps, right? No. Trump is saying

01:10:59.899 --> 01:11:02.960
that Microsoft is in the running to buy TikTok.

01:11:04.000 --> 01:11:06.479
So that kind of resolves the whole U .S. company

01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:09.960
owning TikTok. So there might be a way out for

01:11:09.960 --> 01:11:12.409
TikTok now. We'll see. It's a good moneymaker,

01:11:12.529 --> 01:11:15.069
and lots of people want TikTok. I just think

01:11:15.069 --> 01:11:19.130
it's kind of a cesspool for brain damage. Brain

01:11:19.130 --> 01:11:21.590
rot. Well, so is Instagram. So is any of that

01:11:21.590 --> 01:11:23.369
stuff. I tell you what. I mean, whenever you

01:11:23.369 --> 01:11:26.250
guys send me something, if I do swipe, you know,

01:11:26.270 --> 01:11:31.289
not... Oh, it's... It's like... It sucks you

01:11:31.289 --> 01:11:33.729
in. Stephen calls it... It's ridiculous. I asked

01:11:33.729 --> 01:11:35.010
Stephen, and I was like, so what'd you do today?

01:11:35.090 --> 01:11:38.149
He goes... I doom scrolled all day. It's awful.

01:11:38.529 --> 01:11:40.689
That's horrible. And then an hour later, you're

01:11:40.689 --> 01:11:44.479
like... Yeah. Like, what did I just do with an

01:11:44.479 --> 01:11:46.039
hour of my life? Well, that's what Chuck used

01:11:46.039 --> 01:11:47.119
to do in the middle of the night when you'd wake

01:11:47.119 --> 01:11:49.159
up. Yeah, when I didn't have my CPAP machine.

01:11:49.399 --> 01:11:52.159
Man, it would be painful. Yeah, he doom -scrolled.

01:11:52.359 --> 01:11:54.859
I just imagine, like, being on my deathbed, hopefully

01:11:54.859 --> 01:11:57.399
when I'm, like, a perfect age, right? I don't

01:11:57.399 --> 01:11:58.819
know what that age is, but I'm on my deathbed,

01:11:58.899 --> 01:12:01.539
and, like, wishing you'd have more time. Jeff

01:12:01.539 --> 01:12:05.399
hasn't said pubes in a time. I spent 2 ,000 hours.

01:12:06.039 --> 01:12:08.760
On TikTok. Fucking scrolling. Yeah. Second half

01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:10.520
of the Dudes Like Us podcast. And I'm wishing

01:12:10.520 --> 01:12:12.920
I had more time left in my life. June 28th. Fantastic

01:12:12.920 --> 01:12:16.819
day. Cedar Ridge, Iowa State. Straight bourbon

01:12:16.819 --> 01:12:18.960
whiskey. Fantastic. Highly recommend it if you

01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:21.239
can grab one. It's a rare bottle. Correct. It

01:12:21.239 --> 01:12:22.739
is. Thank you, Mr. Producer, for staying on top

01:12:22.739 --> 01:12:24.479
of stuff. We'll see you next week. Dudes Like

01:12:24.479 --> 01:12:26.119
Us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff.