Boom, boom, boom.
We had some delicious bread from Andrea.
We did.
Very chocolatey.
What exactly was that?
I have no idea, but it was delicious.
I think it was-
I'm not having any.
Yeah, that was you.
You're like, don't judge me.
Yeah, I was amazed you showed restraint the first time around.
It was good.
I think it's croissants.
Then I find you in the corner, like so hungry.
Scarfing.
It's almost like croissants.
It was like a chocolate baklava.
It was like lots of layers of croissant and chocolate in the middle of it.
It was really good.
And chocolate drizzle on the top of it.
She's an amazing baker.
She's a bakerist.
Is that a real word?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure the official term-
Bakerista?
You nailed it.
Bakerista.
That's someone that, you know what?
Yeah.
Probably shouldn't finish that.
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We had a halftime bourbon as well.
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We were going to start off, we were talking about the football game and the Super Bowl
and the New Orleans thing.
I kind of wanted to chime in on this latest event that occurred on the New Year's Eve
thing, which was, was that New Year's Day is when that occurred?
3 AM.
It was the next day.
So yeah, it's New Year's Day technically.
Awful.
Yeah.
I mean, that was a big deal and I think-
It could have been a lot worse.
It could have been.
The whole thing was just a compilation of errors from the actual terrorist himself,
who's a fucking idiot.
He had bombs all over the city that didn't explode and the fact that he didn't take out
as many people as he wants to.
So these guys are idiots.
Let's start there.
Then the FBI kind of fumbled.
The mayor fumbling her language and oh, there's, I mean, this is DEI.
This is not terrorism.
Yes, it was.
Well, the FBI said it wasn't terrorist.
Correct.
Right.
But the mayor said it was.
And the mayor was right.
Yeah, the mayor was right.
The FBI agent was wrong.
But let me ask you a question.
So I saw the headline that said, due to a crucial error of the terrorist, they were
thankful that he made this error because he would have hurt many more people.
What was the error?
I never read the article.
Do you guys know?
The error, no, I don't know.
He made a mistake.
I don't know.
I saw that as well.
I don't know what it was though.
I don't know what it was either.
Okay.
So maybe he just turned down the wrong street or something like that.
Well, Bourbon Street is just one street though.
Right.
I don't know.
It's strange.
I mean, it's jam packed.
You know, the videos that I've seen are people just like running, you know, look, this thing
was awful.
It was awful.
And you know, this is the kind of look, I anticipate more and more of these things,
but they're starting to kind of tie some of these events together.
They're like, well, there's a gentleman when the Elon Musk Tesla truck exploded in front
of the Trump building.
Right.
And these two gentlemen, because that incident was oriented around an ex-military guy.
Both guys are ex-military by the way, ex-army.
And these guys were at the same base.
Which was total coincidence by the way.
I don't think there was any tie to the together.
There was none at all.
Well, okay.
That's true.
I don't know.
Because these are very large.
Yeah.
Because the other thing is they rented from the same company.
The vehicle.
That was also coincidence.
Big coincidence.
Now you get two.
So you have the other guy who tried to kill him, the other assassination guy who was also
at the base.
And apparently it's a big veteran.
Hold on, hold on.
The guy at the golf course.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was at that same base as well.
He visited quite a few times.
It's tough.
I mean, it's tough when you start connecting these dots.
It's kind of like, fuck it.
It all boils down to like, there's a bunch of lunatics out there.
At the end of the day.
And what's the end game?
We know what the end game for the New Orleans ones.
They all had all three different, completely different motivations.
I think the Vegas one was a political statement because you had the Tesla truck Musk in front
of Trump.
Yes.
He was trying to make some kind of political statement.
And it was a suicide.
And he killed himself first.
Yeah, but what is the end game for that?
I mean, that.
Can't ask him.
I don't know.
It's stupid.
He wasn't thinking right.
So my understanding is he suffered from PTSD, severe PTSD from his special forces experience.
Okay.
And his wife had just left him days prior.
He was struggling with holding down any relationships.
He was, he was really struggling and he had some knowledge of certain, you know, privileged
intelligence and knowledge that was bothering him about a hundred citizens that got killed,
Afghan citizens that got killed.
And there was a cover up in Afghanistan.
And then he, you know, I think everything came to a head and he wanted to go out in
a spectacular fashion.
Well, based on the CNN note right here, the army veteran who drove a truck through a crowd
in New Orleans and the special forces master sergeant who exploded a Tesla truck in Las
Vegas last week briefly overlapped in their services at Fort Liberty, formerly called
Fort Braque.
And while in Afghanistan on deployments for less than a year, Shamsou Din-Jabbar and a
master sergeant, Matthew Allen lives at Livelsberger.
Livelsberger.
Livelsberger served as a Fort, served at Fort Liberty in North Carolina with different units
according to their assignment and deployment history.
So I guess, you know, that has some merit.
I mean, the difference here is, is he was, they're saying he was a patriot.
He was, he loved Trump.
He loved his country.
You're talking about the Tesla driver, the sergeant, the master sergeant.
Yes.
So the exact opposite of this Jabbar guy.
But he's an Islamic radical terrorist.
But there's, there are suggestions out there that, you know, this, I don't know who does
that.
He's a master sergeant.
I mean, he had severe PTSD.
Yeah, the Tesla guy, he apparently has, he wanted to draw attention to the drones and
to these levitating devices.
And he was, and in the trunk of his, of his cyber truck, he had like, anti-gravity stuff.
Yeah, well, no, but he had, he had like gasoline and fireworks.
Right.
And that is not an IED device.
That's not to hurt other people.
That's not to hurt, that's just to draw, just to make a spectacular explosion.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
That's what I read as well.
I don't think he was trying to hurt people.
He was trying to bring attention to something.
Right.
And the fact that he brought it, he wanted to do it in an area where it would get a lot
of attention, which is right outside the Trump hotel.
Right.
Yeah, but it's still a totally different scenario.
But it doesn't really get attention for what though?
We're talking about it.
Right.
Yeah, but so he wants to go out with a bang and we're talking about it.
Correct.
And to me, that doesn't, that's not what he wasn't thinking.
Right.
Obviously, he wasn't, you know, you're not thinking right in those moments.
Yeah.
He's thinking this is a good idea.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to shoot myself after I light the fuse.
Yes.
He let the fuse and shot himself.
That's right.
Yeah, but they're even speculating that that didn't happen.
They're saying that there's there is a chance that the automated Tesla truck drove itself
there and he was already dead.
I guess that's possible.
You know, I don't know.
He wasn't an expert.
He rented the thing.
Yeah.
I mean, so I don't know if he was an I don't know how hard it is.
Colorado drove from Colorado there.
Yeah.
Wow.
That is quite a distance.
Wow.
How long did he have to fucking stay at those charge stations, man?
Right.
Five.
That's why he killed himself.
He realized, oh my God, it's ten thousand dollars to charge this thing all the way to
get to the hotel.
I was going to gamble and have a good time.
Fuck this.
I'm out.
Yeah.
You had to stop seven times.
This is the new world order.
Fuck it.
I'm out.
Yeah.
The whole situation is what was this guy was going through.
And yes, he he has some weird intelligence talking about anti gravity drones launched
from from Chinese submarines in the Atlantic.
Yeah.
I mean, he was kind of wacko.
I don't know.
Yeah, but that's maybe not.
They want you to say that, you know, and it's always look, the one thing that I've learned,
the one thing that I want to say learn, but the one thing I'm picking up every day that
passes, you can't believe anything the government tells you.
They're full of shit on everything.
It's so hard to if they tell you don't eat eggs, you need to eat eggs.
Right.
They tell you you don't eat.
I don't trust any of those guys.
I don't want to get into the food thing.
But I will talk about the anti gravity stuff kind of gets me all riled up because that's
stuff some some new technology.
Crystal skulls kind of thing.
We have and we have and China has.
I don't know.
I don't think anything about the anti gravity stuff.
Yeah.
He referenced it in his email, but it wasn't the main point of his email.
Well, it wasn't, but it was part of it.
So it was it was it was to expose the the the programs that they got currently running
that no one wants to talk about.
Right.
And that's when you need people like Alex Jones crawling up somebody's ass.
Is anti gravity bad?
Oh, no.
I mean, no.
So I guess he was about to he was alluding to the fact that these were drones, the anti
gravity drones that are undetectable and they could just park it right over the White House
anywhere.
Nothing you could do anywhere.
There's no motor.
And it's anti gravity.
It's like done on static electricity or something crazy like that.
How does that work?
I have no idea.
It's based on from what I understood.
It's based on there is a certain insect out there that has wings that they can literally
hover kind of like.
It's kind of like the ether that holds something up from opposing polarizing magnets.
You know how that pushes something up?
Yeah.
Some sort of magnetism.
Correct.
And there's a little static electricity that is used in there, too.
I don't know all the details, but of course, but it's interesting as fuck.
And just the fact that he's alluding to it and the fact that he was willing to kill himself
to put something out there.
Oh, that's what I mean.
If he's willing to kill himself, what is the bad aspect of this that would force him to
do this?
It kind of sounded like somebody was he kind of thought somebody was after him.
I don't know.
I definitely got.
That's why I go back.
He wasn't in his right mind.
No, he's paranoid.
Just paranoid, mentally unstable.
Right.
I agree that.
Anti gravity may have been part of his thought process, but fuck.
I don't know.
And you're never going to know.
Never going to know.
We'll never know.
I have got the in Las Vegas.
You got that shooter that occurred, you know, four or five years ago, the country, the country
guy, something to do with the machine gun and blasting down at a country or killed like
50 music concert.
He had a bump stock.
That's a number that whole bump.
And he was just shooting out of all different windows in his corner or in his.
But the thing is, there were there were so many different ideas of what happened.
And at the end of the day, nobody knows anything about that guy or why it happened.
It's kind of like Kyle Crooks.
Is that his name?
The assassination attempt, number one on Donald Trump.
You know, it's like, where did all that information go?
You know, it just kind of just went away.
It went away.
They totally did.
They got where are the answers that everybody should be waiting for?
They took out Crooks.
Where is he at?
They burned them.
They put them.
Thomas Matthew Crooks.
There you go.
But they put them, they burned them.
They wanted they they they cremated.
They cremated him.
And it's just a weird thing.
They had a professional service going there and cleaned the house prior to the officials
getting there to find out what's going on.
So the point where he didn't have silverware.
Is that stuff true?
I mean, what do we what is the story out there?
I know.
Why can we believe it?
So bizarre, because more people would click on it and read it if it says, oh, the scene
was mysteriously cleaned before the FBI got there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Where's that?
I don't know.
I'm kind of on both sides of the can't trust the government, can't trust the bullshit.
Well, I don't trust.
Is I'm clicking.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I don't trust government.
I don't trust online.
I don't trust anything at all.
It's just odd on how the gunman can be so close.
Oh, yeah.
To Trump.
No, I think that was just incompetent.
I think there was a high level of incompetence.
Huge, like ridiculous level of incompetence.
And you know, and I'm not saying it's not, but at the same time, I'm like, damn, you
would you would wonder how could how many times how we hit the lottery ticket.
Right.
How is it possible that an elite, elite protection unit of the United of the world could be?
I think they got slipped to that level of incompetence.
I thought, well, I think you saw some of it with that leadership that that lady.
Yes.
Who quit not too long after that, because the shit she was saying was just stupid, stupid,
wrong.
Because she knows you're talking about.
Yeah.
Oh, the slope of the roof was too high.
I think the I think the I played part of this.
You didn't have the best four and a half degrees.
You didn't have the best in place and still don't, by the way, a job like that requires
the best of the best at all.
Really?
Cheetle, Ketel?
Yeah.
She was not the best of the best.
No.
So what she was was she was part of Joe Biden's original security detail and she was given
that job.
Correct.
Because he wanted to say, I promoted the woman.
Right.
Into this position.
Scroll back up.
I like looking at her little chubby fingers.
Look at those little things.
Those are like sausages.
So you would not have her be your your no job.
Prostate prostate checker.
Oh, she can handle the prostate, but she's not going to handle my fingers are thick,
man.
It's kind of girthy.
Girthy.
Yeah, that would be more getting there far enough, though.
OK, you don't have to go up there like feet to get to your prostate.
I mean, wow.
Go to the elbow.
Oh, it's the third knuckle, right?
I don't know how far.
Great.
I think we should really cheatle the pedal.
Yeah, I would agree.
Hopefully with Trump coming in, we'll we'll see a purge of these dangerous.
Well, I think you're seeing a lot of these people that they're highly protesting like
who's the FBI guy?
Cash.
Patel.
Yeah.
I think they're frightened to him because he's going to start digging into shit.
Same with Hegseth.
Hegseth.
Yeah.
Well, he's going to clean house, man.
He's going to release the 9-11 Commission report.
He's going to release that that supposedly is, you know, that slams Saudi Arabia, doesn't
it?
We don't know what it is going to slam, but he was like, it's not going to be what you
think.
And it's going to it needs to be released.
He's like this.
There's no reason for them to hang on to this information.
Well, you know, unless it damages current relationships.
Fuck them.
You know what?
We're we're we are so corrupt.
We look at other countries out there.
Yeah.
And we're like, we're supposed to be we're supposed to be the mentor of these other world
third world countries.
The beacon of hope and light.
Good Lord.
And we're not.
These people are fricking idiots and losers.
I'm just.
Yeah, it is.
You know, across the board, you know, to continue on the whole new campaign that Trump's going
to bring in with RFK.
And I'm not going to talk much about it, but I'm excited about the campaign.
He's going to rush.
I'm excited about him removing fluoride from the water.
And just shining the light on just a bad shit that that we're not being told about.
Well, yeah, the the covid epidemic that the pandemic that came through.
Yeah.
Fauci needs to he needs to be held accountable.
Did Biden that was the most diplomatic way you could have said that you want to say lots
of other things.
You just say, go on.
Did Biden think he had him?
Did Biden give him what is it called when you immediately?
He has not.
But there's more coming because he's doing all sorts of crazy shit right now.
Speaking of coming, how about the the the medals of freedom that Joe Biden gave out
this past week?
Soros Soros Soros Clinton.
My God.
I know.
He'll be hunting a Clinton.
You know, I mean, we're going to have to amplify that on the podcast.
I'm just saying, you know, I mean, look, I don't care.
But it's just like George Soros.
Amplify.
What exactly did he do to deserve this?
He's not a humanitarian.
He is.
He's a stooge to the Biden administration.
He's a huge Democrat donor.
Big time pushes the agenda.
George Soros, an investor, philanthropist, founder of the Open Society Foundation.
It's just fucking believable.
Through this network of foundations, partners, projects, more than 120 countries, sources
focused on global initiatives that strengthen democracy, human rights and education, social
justice, the exact opposite, the exact opposite of that is true.
This is really going on in social justice.
And Denzel Washington.
Now, that one I'm OK with.
He's have you seen him in The Eliminator?
What's the movie he's in where he goes around just killing, killing everybody?
Oh, Man on Fire.
Equalizer.
Is he on Equalizer too?
He's got three movies.
Equalizer.
Yeah.
And he's also Man on Fire.
I saw that.
Yeah, that one's intense.
I like training.
Training day.
I like him too.
But you know what problem?
Look, I'm not saying he doesn't deserve this award.
But what I'm going to say is why the fuck are do we have any actors, actors, what are
they?
They're actors.
Well, if it's going to be, you know, it's going to, you know, it pissed me off.
They went in the highlight of who he gave this award to.
They talked about who Trump gave it to.
You know who Trump, what actor Trump gave that medal to?
It's going to crawl all over you.
Peewee Herman.
Robert De Niro.
Trump gave one to Robert De Niro.
Yes, that award, that medal to Robert De Niro.
That's interesting.
And I was like, are you, that made me probably more mad than fucking George Soros.
So was he, was De Niro already going off the rails about Trump when he did this?
You had to think he was.
I mean, we're talking about 2017.
So De Niro was up there and had Trump put this medal on him.
I need to see a picture of this.
I don't believe it.
Don't you find that ironic?
I thought the same thing.
So Robert De Niro stripped of the prestigious award after he calls Trump a clown.
Was that true too?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that at all, but I know he gave it to him.
Is that true?
Did, did Trump give it to him or did someone else give it to him?
No, Trump gave it to him.
Look it up.
Trump gave it to him in 2017.
All right.
I mean, that, I was.
I find that hard to believe.
I know it is shocking because he's such a douchebag and he hates Trump that much.
I mean, it just seems, yeah, see it says award withdrawn.
So yeah, look it up.
Do a different search.
I think Obama did it.
So president, president Obama names, recipient of the presidential March, November 16th,
2016, the following individuals, including Robert De Niro from Obama to Obama did it
and Trump rescinded it.
How about that?
And the thing I was reading was that's why he was all salty.
Oh, that could be, that could be what just pushed him over the edge.
No shit.
No.
Yeah.
I'm watching a video right here.
I got a video of Obama.
He let me back that back, back that up to do me a favor.
Mr. Just look up the list of people that that Trump has given that award to just the whole
list.
I don't think Paul believes us.
I I, I, I do believe anything on the Internet.
I do.
But what I read, it was in context to what Biden just did.
And there's a picture right there.
You got Obama.
You're putting the medal around that makes more sense now.
Yeah.
So Obama awards Medal of Freedom to Robert De Niro because there's no way Trump would
have given that to him.
Right.
Well, that, yeah, I, it didn't make sense to me either.
So he rescinded it.
Mariana Rivera.
That's crazy.
Jerry West.
She's hot.
These are all the people that.
Okay.
Bob Cousy.
Nice.
He invented the beer cooler.
Tiger Tiger Woods.
Okay.
This is who Trump gave it to.
Orrin Hatch.
Marion Adelson.
Okay.
What?
Alan Page.
Elvis Presley.
Nice.
Bay Bruce.
Scalia.
Okay.
Roger Staubach.
Oh, that's totally just.
There you go.
So, I mean, you know, I think what we really need to dive into is what exactly is the Medal
of Freedom for?
What, what do, why, what qualifies somebody to get this Medal of Freedom?
It just supposed to be a super quality citizen that does so many filith.
It says right here, it says to individuals who have made exceptional contributions to
the security of national interests of America to world peace or to cultural or other significant
public or private endeavors.
JFK put it in place.
I am really shocked that whatever article I read led me to believe that.
That's crazy.
Is it on Bright Mart?
Probably.
I don't know.
Because I, because I did the same thing.
I read the list of what Trump did.
I was like, Robert De Niro, how is that even possible?
I wonder if you read it.
Maybe it was Robert De Niro was listed, but Trump rescinded it.
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
You can rescind it.
Maybe while he was giving others the medal, he.
He's like, and we're removing this one.
How fucked up is it?
I wonder how many people have ever been rescinded from the Medal of Freedom.
Did he have to send it back?
No, the FBI came and got it.
That's what I mean, did someone come collect it or what?
Or he get like a little letter says, here's a pre-planned postage.
You need to send this back.
Make sure you clean it.
Oh shit.
OK, that makes total sense now for why Robert De Niro hates.
I mean, like irrationally hates his guts.
Irrational.
I mean, come on.
It's it's it is irrationals.
I think it goes back further than that.
What do you mean?
De Niro is a New York guy.
Trump's a New York guy.
They bashed heads a long time.
Right.
So this has been going on for a long time.
This beef has been going on for decades.
Sure.
I think Trump won.
I think he did.
I think he did win.
Well, you know what?
So there was a movie that came on and I said no.
I mistakenly took too big of a swig there.
Whew, it's hot.
Yeah, we wanted to watch a movie.
I can't remember what the movie was now, but it had Robert De Niro in it.
And I said, yep, sorry, guys, I'm not watching this.
And then I just I thought, OK, I'm being ridiculous.
Right.
We really am I so emotional like like freaking he is outside of the courthouse, you know,
yelling at people that like didn't agree with him.
Am I going to be act the same way and refuse to to watch a movie with him in it?
So I watched it.
So it was fine.
I watched it.
But I was like, he just makes me sick to my stomach.
Yeah, he does.
When I see his face, I'm like, I don't want I want nothing to do with this guy.
He's a good actor.
Is it broke back mountain?
Was that the movie?
Yeah, well, I watched that over and over again.
God, I can't stop.
I can't quit you.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Why don't you?
It was human centipede.
Oh, it was a recent move.
The Irishman.
What is human?
What is that?
That's where they attach.
Here we go.
Attach the mouth to the hole.
Oh, I thought it was a movie name.
No, it is not.
It is.
And I'll tell you what, this is something Jeff likes.
I've never seen it.
Are you kidding me?
I've never.
You're the one that told us about it.
Because I told my sister about it.
I was like, I was like, you need to watch it.
She likes horror movies.
And so it's a horror movie.
It's a horror movie.
I was like, you need to watch this movie, the human centipede.
What's funny is this is when she was living outside of Washington, D.C. and we were going
up there to visit.
She goes, I want to rent it.
We're going to watch it when you're out here.
I was like, I don't want to watch it.
So we didn't end up watching it.
Oh, so we drove back now.
And she sat there alone with her house and watched that movie.
She goes, I felt so dirty.
It was so bad because they were sewing their lips to the people's assholes.
They're so gross.
They're feeding them.
OK, OK.
So you know, I mean, so the guy that he gets to like eat like a hamburger, he processes
the hamburger.
No, cut the fish.
The next person processes that processed hamburger.
The person behind them, listen, I know, I know I've been talking about video and I'm
making a big push for it that that we're not doing video ever again.
Did you see the motion he was making with his throat?
I can't we can't expose any of our listeners.
You got to that.
Well, what I don't get is these actors, the oh no, these actors, South Park actually have
their face in the actors asshole.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I mean, that's what they do at all the D.D. parties.
And this is true.
Oh, my God.
And and the can you imagine the horrific things that has happened at these D.D. parties?
I'm telling you, this is all the parties.
The after the Golden Globe.
I think there's a bunch of Hollywood freak going on out there.
Well, did you see the the host of the hostess of the Golden Globes?
She made a shot.
She took a shot at it.
Oh, yeah.
And and there was got some nervous laughter in the crowd.
I didn't watch the whole thing, but I didn't watch any of it.
I just I recommend you watch it because it was pretty much uncut.
And she wasn't really she didn't attack it like the other race.
Yeah.
Richie Gervais.
He was so awesome.
Yeah, he did.
She did.
She did hit a few things.
She was talking about how, oh, well, the people were holding Kamala up because, you know,
they're used to holding up a dead body, you know, for Biden or something.
She went on.
I mean, there was like she was in a bunch of different things.
Yeah.
And she was like, oh, you guys are so great.
You're so beautiful.
You're so smart.
You're so powerful.
And you had no influence.
There you go.
That's what it was.
You just can't get someone elected.
So hold on.
Did you guys watch it?
Are you telling me you guys sat down and watched the Globes?
I watched the first eight.
Whatever that link is I sent you is the only part of it I watched.
I watched five minutes of it.
I thought maybe you watched it live.
I was like, what?
I have no desire to watch you guys.
Basically any award show anymore.
No, I won't.
I won't watch any of them.
I'll watch the highlights in Groon.
All right, here's some maybe you can find a montage of of of of ones and then we can
kind of watch those.
Well, maybe that's what this is.
All right, let's see.
I've never even heard of this person, by the way, like yells after he orgasms.
These are not wicked, queer, night bitch.
These are not just words.
Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms.
These are some of the movies.
Night bitch.
Wow.
That's a movie.
Night bitch.
Oh, OK.
The bear.
The penguin.
Baby reindeer.
These are not just things found in RFK's freezer.
These are TV shows.
When you were in everything, twisters hit man my head when I'm having sex with my boyfriend.
Thank you so much for the assist.
I'll see you tonight.
But the air is the smell of signature fragrances and the lingering stench of ballroom salmon.
Ballroom salmon is actually the name of Stanley Tucci's new cologne now available at Bucca
de Beppo.
So look at him.
He's like, fuck, I got called out.
You will be.
I'm not going to subject to that.
You've seen it.
I've seen it.
Is that like a poop hat?
Yes, it's for Conclave and it's an awful movie.
Don't watch.
Oh, yeah, please.
I wouldn't even for a second think about watching that movie.
You know what the one with Robert De Niro is that I watched that I capitulated?
It was Limitless with Bradley Cooper.
Oh, where he takes the pill that makes him super crazy smart.
It wasn't bad.
It was okay.
It was okay movie.
I mean, I did like the fact that he shit all over Robert De Niro in that movie.
Like shit on him?
Well, no, not like lips to asshole.
That was a great, great movie.
Was it a miniseries or just a movie?
Limitless?
Yes, it was a movie.
I enjoyed the hell out of it.
That was fantastic.
I think actually I think there was a there was a series Limitless as well.
Yeah, there's also a series.
Was it the same premise?
Yes.
Oh, with a pill?
I did have Brad Cooper in it, though.
Interesting.
Okay.
Yeah, but Limitless was cool.
The drug and then he out he outsmarted him all the way to the end.
You know, where he's getting into the political office.
He was like, I've already I've already outsmarted you, Tom.
Ten steps ahead of you right now.
Meaning because he created his own labs, right?
Yeah.
They were like, I'll cut you off from your drugs.
It's like, yeah, no, you didn't.
I've made my own.
Yeah.
And I've refining alert.
Spoiler alert.
Oh, I'm gonna watch it yet.
Oh, sorry, Jeff.
You got to look like a spoiler alert on what Jeff.
Sean just said.
Yeah.
Tell me about this book.
Well, how much have you written?
No, man.
It's good.
I've written it since 2011.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
So if you haven't seen it by now, you're allowed to be spoiled.
You ever see the movie Lucy?
That's good, too.
Isn't she an assassin?
No, it's kind of the same premise.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's a pill or what, but she turns into Scarlett Johansson.
Yes.
Yeah, she's very well.
She becomes the machine at the end.
Basically, she comes into the.
Yeah, she turns into like a goo.
Yeah.
She just like this goes into this ether.
Yes.
And she's able to kill everything with like people just fly away from her.
Yeah, she somehow melds.
When a boyfriend tricks Lucy into delivering a briefcase to a supposed business contact,
the once carefree student is abducted by thugs who intended turn her into a drug mule.
She surgically implanted with a package containing a powerful chemical, but it leaks into her
system, giving her superhuman abilities, including telekinesis and telepathy.
With her former captors in pursuit, Lucy seeks out neurologist Morgan Freeman, who's a badass,
by the way.
He is a badass.
Who she hopes will be able to help her.
I'm I'm at the point where I'll watch any movie with her in it.
I don't care if it sucks at all.
Like you know how you look up the ratings on Rotten Tomatoes.
It could have a one percent rating and I'll watch it.
Did you watch the Fly Me to the Moon?
No, not yet.
It was good.
It was entertaining.
That's with Captain America.
Scarlett Johansson.
It's about the moon landing.
The moon landing.
The original?
Because it has the whole conspiracy.
Yeah, because it never happened.
That's yeah, that's the whole part of the movie.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Actually, Fly Me to the Moon.
That part doesn't bother me.
I don't because who knows?
I mean, back then, the situation is that they created all this.
So it's not a matter of whether the happened, whether they went on the moon or not.
It's a matter of the video that they produced that they showed everybody is not real.
So OK.
So they might have gone to the moon and they didn't like the video they took of it.
So they created one on their own.
I think yes.
I think that's exactly what it was.
Or they just did it because I mean, they're talking about doing live pictures like who
the fuck is taking the video?
You know, it's like, come on.
It was the other guy.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't.
It was a remote camera.
It was a John Edwards.
It was a drone.
It was an anti-gravity drone.
Yeah.
So who was the first man on the moon?
Was it John Edwards?
Is that the name?
Neil Armstrong.
Was it Neil Armstrong?
There was another guy, John Edwards.
I mean, I thought he was the first man.
What the hell?
How do we?
Was it Balls Aldrin?
No, it was Neil Armstrong.
One giant step for mankind.
One one little step for me.
I watched it live on TV.
That's just it.
Are you lying?
How'd you watch it on TV?
Bullshit.
You were like one year old.
I was two weeks old.
You didn't watch shit.
My mom was like, no, you will look.
You're not getting any tit to you.
Look.
All you were doing was looking.
You were looking for a nipple.
I remember my mom and dad going, yeah, we put you in front of the TV and you watch it
with us.
I called.
I watched Elvis as a kid live on TV.
I did that as well.
Really?
Yeah.
I was dancing.
One for the money, two for the show.
You get ready and I go get going.
Oh, they didn't have that in Indonesia.
I watched That's Incredible.
We couldn't afford it.
Watch this man catch a flying arrow and jump over three Lamborghinis in That's Incredible.
Next, we'll be right back.
Wow.
Got to be neat though, but we couldn't afford a TV.
You had a laser projector.
No, we had nothing.
We had nothing.
After...
That's Incredible.
Look out.
They like all these clapping seals.
Good evening, I'm John Davidson.
You'll be meeting these men.
They're the world's most incredible talkers.
I'm Cathy Lee Crosby.
Brian Tarkin, Timizane.
I'm a
What is happening?
This looks like...
I thought these were the guys from Real People.
So, this stuff was entertaining back there because they had this back to back.
So, it was That's Incredible.
The very next show was Real People where they did the same thing.
I would have enjoyed it.
We watched it every week.
And Real People...
Pull up Real People.
I forget what that was about.
That wasn't quite as sensational as this.
I've never seen any of this.
No, I think it's just...
Actually, I don't even remember what the concept of Real People was.
All right, we got that again.
Poor Chuck.
We're getting amazing performance over there and it's just not enough for us.
All right, here we go.
Real People.
Let's see what this is.
All right, this is another show.
I've never seen any of these shows, by the way.
That is unfortunate.
I wish my parents could have afforded a TV.
That would have been really neat.
You probably wish they could afford to live where a place they had TV networks to broadcast
the show.
I wish I was a rich kid like you guys.
That would have been...
That would have been neat.
That's okay.
You know what?
It's just too painful for me to watch this stuff.
The thing that's wrong with television today is that there's not enough reality.
Oh.
On April 18th, 1979...
Like reality TV?
Great.
This is the beginning of reality TV.
We have these fuckers to blame for the bullshit.
This is Real People.
For the Kardashians.
The New York Times said...
Real People with George Slatter.
Sister wives.
That's weird.
Producer George Slatter agreed and called it Theater of Reality.
Oh boy.
But this was a big thing because back then there wasn't the internet.
There wasn't 800 channels.
And you weren't exposed to this shit.
This was the dopamine rush we got back then.
This was the TikTok of the day.
This was the beginning of reality TV.
That just kind of exposed what people do.
Hey, look, there's Ballerina.
It's kind of like Dirty Jobs.
Dirty Jobs, right.
It was kind of a fun...
I enjoyed both of them back to back.
It was great.
It's like, I can't wait to watch it next week.
Wow.
With Kathy Lee Crosby and Fran Tarkington and John Deans.
You know what I've been watching?
Wow.
Wow, you watched it a lot.
I've been watching...
I pulled up Lost.
It came out in 2010, 2012.
I've never seen it.
I recommend it.
At the time, people...
That's all they talked about at work.
They were like, I can't believe that.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
It turned into ridiculousness.
Oh, the show did.
Yeah, it's still...
It's ridiculous right now and parts of it are killing me.
I'm like, I hate all of you.
You guys fucking suck.
But I'm wussing through this.
It wasn't sensational enough.
They had to add all this crazy, stupid shit to it.
Well, they have Crystal Skull kind of themed stuff going on.
Not really, but I mean just kind of...
That's personal.
Well, they never explained like the smoke monster.
No, wait, hold on. I haven't seen it. Let's not spoil it here. Oh or the polar bears or whatever that she and then the other day
They explained the polar bears. Yeah, because they had a they they had ruining everything experimental
They were bringing in different animals
In fact on there to recall when they built their own ship and they took off to try to be rescued and then it failed
Well the shark that was circling the little raft that they made when the shark swims by there. I had a hit pause
the
The pharma symbol that they have on the lost show, you know a little pharma circle, right?
Well, it was on the tail of the shark
So I'm kind of like, oh, so it's a freaking it's a fake and hand, you know, it's a real one
But it's it's lab created. So I'm kind of like this has got some weird stuff going on. What was the smoke monster?
Oh my god, you know what?
That is a spirit from what I understood and this is up in the towards the very end when John Locke starts to get
Into the spirit of the island there in the middle of the forest. There's it's all based on I want to say ghosts
But it's not really a ghost. It's a spirit. That's all I can really say. It's a spirit and it's it's
communicating or
Reacting or it's that's what the those smoke is
Hey, that's how I was able to get a little sleepy. I think I'm gonna head out. Oh, yeah, let's talk hannah-barbera cartoons
For the love of God, please
I'm sorry keep talking about keep talking about lost, please
Now we watch it every single week and what is the pink
Look the pee panthers snaggle Puss. Oh, yeah, how does it go? Oh
I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. Oh, yeah snaggle Puss heaven's America short even there we go
I don't know what that is. Are you kidding me?
Tara boom da Tara boom da. Oh
What a joyful day to frolic and play no, I don't I did not have a TV
I couldn't watch all this cool is snaggle Puss. I've never heard of this one. Oh, yeah, pull up a song
No, that's not what is happening right now. We need to sound by the side. I made a promise you would never do this again
I don't know what you're talking. This is Chuck doing this
Unbelievable, I got a commercial Chuck. You're fired
Well snaggle Puss is kind of cool man. No it isn't I haven't even seen it yet
And I know we wake up in the mornings just to watch this. This is not the snaggle was I wanted
Yeah, this is don't worry about it. Don't worry about oh, thank God
We have to the handlebar bear cartoons. We need to eventually we will really
read
Revisit sorry distracted regurgitate. Sorry fucking mute on that thing. Oh
You're yeah, thank you. Just give up on it. We don't need to do that right now. Yeah, it's hard to find a good video
Hey, Jam and Joel, you know, we got that's one thing you gotta look up in advance
No, cuz there are a bunch of great cartoons back there got to do that was that if you're gonna pick a favorite
I probably would have been mine. Oh Captain Caveman and
Okay, I don't know what that was those Jammer Joe, you know, I mean
I mean no no see we're gonna dive into this. No going down the rabbit hole. Let's do something else
Well, one of the things that that Paul's we want to talk about is I think you were riding bitch on a motorcycle
So why don't you walk us through this because this is hilarious and you're nude
Well, it's amazing how the story is twisted fully erect now
Really happened I wasn't new to erect you're chode him. No, so I was on my motorcycle and
We were on a long ride. Oh, who's we Brian my buddy? Yeah, he's been on the podcast
Yes, and he has his own Harley and I have an Indian
I'm not sure that matters. But anyway, so but I had to say it. Well, he makes fun of my shit all the time
That's why you should put on no he no. Well, yeah
Wow, it's really took a left turn here by Colorado kind of has all right
anyway, so we're coming back and we took off from the stop sign and all sudden my bike started going
Yeah, I was shaking back and forth and I was like what the fuck
I thought maybe the frame had cracked or something because the the gas tank was wobbling back and forth
But I didn't feel anything behind me
I just felt it like in the middle of the bike and so good and I'm watching the y'all loved it
I was like, oh, I gotta keep doing this like smacking your nuts back and forth
Anyway, no and then Brian pulls up next to me and I'm like, dude, can you look at the bike real quick?
I don't know what's going on. He's like, no, I don't see anything. Let's pull over
so we pull over and we look at my back tire and the center strip of it is
is peeled off
Just come like I didn't have a blowout. Thank God. Were you doing burnouts or something?
No, I just we we did aggressively leave the stop sign
I mean not like peel out but I mean but it's easy to do that on a bike
I mean, it's this is an extremely powerful bike and you just go like boom, you know what I mean?
So but we weren't being like stupid you weren't wheelie in no, I wasn't I didn't even know how to do that
I was like
Instantaneously, but die if I tried standing on the back. No, I wasn't anyway, so we look at the at the tire and it's it's literally
Like there's a strip missing and now there's all sorts of metal showing like, you know
The the what do you call it? The tread the tread is showing and some weird metal thing showing
I was like the metal fibers. I'm like shit. We're we're done here. I can't I can't drive this
So we you know left it. This was the painful part. We left it at the gas station. He was like
climb on on
Like I'll just I'll just stay here. It's okay. He's like, come on man. Climb on
Hold on to the way, and of course he had so much fun with it. It was so bad
I don't I don't want to tell you how ridiculous were you guys communicating through your helmets? No, we weren't
Did he lean back into you? No, so I get on the back of his Harley
I hear like music playing in the background and it's so it's so tight. It's so tight
And I I almost I almost felt like when I got into it. It was like, you know
You're just rattling them back is so close to me. It was like so painful and then this is what he does
This is what he does. He's like riding along and he puts his hand on my thigh. I'm like no, no, that's not funny
And here's the other thing we're on a crap
We're on the tollway the tollway extended like after you know after it is no longer, you know
the highway
Cars everywhere. I can't make eye contact with anyone. I felt like the biggest you did have your helmet on right? Oh, yeah
Oh helmet helmet and sunglasses and I just I was looking down and what's kind of hard looking away
Yeah, look at you like what is going on? I could I don't know. I didn't look anywhere. He's too huge grow
I was so
Embarrassed your mortified. I was so embarrassed tightly squeezed onto this bike
Yeah, and he was groping you holy and then of course, what does Brian do? He starts playing my best friend
The song what's the song my best friend? Do you know what that is?
Did that that that that that I don't know. No, no, it's like a it's it's like a kind of a rock song
I don't know
anyway, and then he and then and then we're getting closer to his house and journey loving touching squeezing comes on and
I'm just like bro. Seriously. No one can know about this. It's so bad
Is this the country music my best friend? I don't know. Yes, but Tim McGraw. Yes, I think it was
Oh, yeah, I think it was yeah. Anyway, but the point is it was we're never gonna hear it
I was like Brian you are not helping me here at all
So did you guys sing along to some of these? No, no, I was I was mortified. So this was it
Yes, I think that's what did you grind it?
He could not have been having a better time making me so uncomfortable
Anyway, so we got how long that trip last would I never had?
Me about 20 minutes. Oh, it's not bad
Not bad, but you know like it felt like an hour and a half
So you went back to his house that you loaded up the truck and then you went to the u-haul picked up a yeah
Motorcycle trailer went back to your you're all the way back picked it up drove it home and what a pain that oh, yeah
Big time and then I had to and then they weren't ready for me to like change the tire
So I had to you know unload the bike take the trailer back
Wait until the people that did change my tire were ready for it go rent it again, which is by the way
It's only 16 bucks, right? That was not an issue. Well, it's pain in the ass is what the point is
Oh, yeah, so I had and then so I don't know if you guys remember the day that it was like crazy raining
That was the day I loaded up the bike and drove it over to the place where they changed my tire
Pouring rain pouring rain and I'm like my bikes never been in the rain before not that it matters
It's designed for that. But when it's your baby, you don't want that
I want you to reschedule it because I wanted it done and and it started raining in the middle of the trip
I didn't know it was gonna rain that day. I had no idea. I didn't look at the weather
Well, where do you get a motorcycle? You just can't go to discount tire. No
No, and by the way dealerships
Just to change the tire that's not for the tires to change the tires five hundred eighty dollars
Why
Good question. So if you open up a tire shop specific for motorcycles, you'd be
Very busy. Yes. As a matter of fact, I was talking to Shelley about it and Shelley wants me to do it and I'm like
How am I gonna do that? Right, but so I went to a place that's not a dealership there
I think at the name of it and then be air conditioning place
No, I mean there they exclusively work on bikes and they charge me 280 as opposed to 580 and
And they're awesome. And but that didn't include the tire. So I had to buy tires and the tires were five hundred and fifteen dollars
For two of them. It's crazy. Yeah, so they don't even stock the tires
No, they just put them on right right or you can buy is there is there a
Why is there more shops like this? Is it is there some difficulty to it? No, I think the demand isn't there
I mean think of the ratio between there. No, I don't I would beg to differ
I mean you imagine that I mean, do you want a motorcycle? There's a okay
So at least least less than 25% in this room motorcycles are extremely popular right now agreed
But as far as the nobody wants to spend dealership prices, so I think there is a huge market for a motorcycle shop in
McKinney, Dallas how often does somebody's tire pop like that? I mean they need oil changes
They charge 300 bucks for an oil change. I mean, seriously, I change my own oil. It's not that hard and they charge 300 bucks
We're not for an oil change and I know it's the same dude
I'm telling you it's the same and a dealership is sorry a dealership is even more
What's crazy? It is crazy and
they're so busy that they're just like
you know, they only have one tech right now because COVID hit and they it was
They moved to Florida. No all of their texts were getting subsidies for government and it was oh so they didn't want to come back to work
Yeah, I make more at home a hundred percent. That's what she said. They lost all of their techs because money's gone now because of that now well
But then they had to downsize
For for some other reasons because over because of it came back from COVID and something happened
I don't know anyway, they had to downsize and now they're starting to expand again and try to hire two more tech
But anyway, I'm just it's crazy. Anyway, that's it was
It was I got I was lucky
Had that tire blown? Yeah, you know, I asked the mechanic
I said if the tire had blown would I have gone down and he goes no, not necessarily
I mean you can still keep your balance and you slow down and you very carefully come to a stop
You know, so I was like shit. I don't know man would I have gone down and the bike how much that bike way?
It weighs 900 pounds
More than that 950 pounds. Yeah, that thing starts to lean a little bit. Oh, I can't stop it
I mean if I if I'm not ready for it, I mean just backing it in and out of the driveway
I am if it starts to lean I'm like
I mean, dude, no, it is my inner my inner thigh strength is very impressive. Yeah, that's Brian
Brian knows
He was such a jackass on that whole ride I was farting the whole way
No, but he would he was good. You're always he was totally getting his money's worth
Was he like scooting back and forth? Oh, he rubbed it. It was awful. He's trying to make you erect
Well, I couldn't help it I mean, I was definitely right. Oh, so you were oh
Yeah, that would have been terrible. It was I didn't want to be so what did you hold on to?
There's you know his waist
I put my arms around his neck and just snuggled into him
I was like you take care of me Brian God
You know what? I can't wait you Brian. Here's where I
Back what is that back?
broke back moment
So, you know, I mean, I don't know it's kind of difficult. I mean do they have tow trucks for I
Mean surely they got tow trucks for motorcycles, right?
Not that I know of you have to do what I did which is go rent a trailer and load it up and scrap it
Down and take it where you need to these tow companies have a way to do bikes. I think it's making what a great service
I mean, can you imagine owning one of those little trailers and and a truck and just like hey call me
I'll come pick up your truck and driver. Where you want not 100 bucks done. Would you have done it for a couple hundred bucks? I
Probably not. I probably would have done what we did. I mean, that's what you do
You know because there's no service out there, right? You know that I mean 20 minutes away. That's not that bad
You know, I'm just thinking as a service it, you know time is worth money, right?
You know, so I mean just hey look if you're if the service is you know about the service
I hear you you just say you call them up, you know
I mean their time is worth something 100 bucks down there and then 100 bucks back. I get it 200 bucks
Yeah, I mean if they have to swap out your tire have them give you a discount based on that
Yeah, I mean it would it wasn't that bad, you know
I mean you just I guess I guess you just when you realize you don't have a choice and that's part of my motorcycle ownership
You just that's what you do
You know and it's happened to Brian to Brian Brian was on a ride before I even got a motorcycle
He was way out there somewhere and he called me. He's like man. I need your help
I was like what's going on and he's he had a problem his bike just died like it's starter or something, right?
I drove an hour probably an hour and a half to where he was
Picked him up drove all the way to get a you know to get a trailer drove all the way back out
I mean, it was a six-hour. Why did you just get the trailer before you went out?
I did not have a hitch something. I don't know. I don't remember what the circumstances were
But anyway, well, I mean I could imagine that is actually what I did
No, I went to his house got his truck because he wanted his truck and I took his truck to U-Haul
Got a trailer drove all the way out there. That's exactly what I did
That's something but dudes like us have to go through every now and then I mean it wouldn't be me. I don't own a
Motorcycle, but I mean I'm considering getting a e-bike
Yeah, something like a little trike and you might break down and you might have to I won't be that far out though
I mean it would be broken down in between your house or Jeff's house
We have to rent a trailer and load it up and I'll just abandon it
Yeah, I don't know anyway it was kind of a kind of a
Eye-opening moment. I wouldn't call it scary because it nothing bad happened
But yeah, it was just like if you're in your car on the highway going 75 and your front tire blows out
Yeah, it could be very day. Yeah, you're gonna have a little control. Yeah control and flip
Yeah, who knows any blown tire regardless of what vehicles could be problem, and that's why they cost so much for especially two-wheeled
Motorcycles is that they they have to be well put together those tires
You can't buy discount tires for motorcycles because your whole life is yeah dependent on that tires
I'm making on it. Yeah, you know and especially when it starts to unravel the the meshing below it just comes out
I mean, that's crazy
I've had a car tire do that before yeah cars do
Shred but not blow out. What did the the the mechanic say about your circumstance?
What was the cause of that he said he could not believe that that tire was still holding air
So was it where there's your holding air right?
You know what that's what I was trying to debate
I said did I hit something or did I go too long on the tire because Brian was giving me shit
He was like well. Yeah, look at his ball. I was like dude
I was looking at the tire and I knew I needed one this year
I was gonna get tires this year, but it wasn't like showing tread and I mean
I'm not a complete idiot. I knew how much depth on the treads
I had a thing so the tires the tires are little penny Abraham Lincoln's head if it no I measure it
I didn't but the motorcycle tires are a little different. They they have like these swiggles, right?
There's no it's not treads like a like a car tire
They're just swiggles in the in the rubber and then yeah, those have depth and they still have some depth, right?
I mean, yeah, there was some wear anyway, but Brian was trying to tell me that it was this is kind of my fault
I went too long on the tires and what the hell man, he was giving me a hard time
But I was like, I have that's what Brian does. Yeah, he does he does but I asked the tech I said
Did I go too long? I mean was it clearly shitty and he's like that man sometimes just happened. It's you know, the shit happens
That's what happened. Hey, shit happened
Remember when Brandon's tire blew out it was a brand new tire
See that's correct. We had just got his tires replaced and he was driving back from Stephen F
That's a that's a manufacturing defect and it completely destroyed damn and it was one of his back ones and
Sean helped and we went out there and like boom it laid it out. Oh, yeah, it was it was completely gone
We I don't think we can get it off. Yeah, we ended up getting it off
It took a lot of work to get it off though
So you jacked up the car and you just kind of prying up to the tire off
Yeah, I mean that's what the lug nuts were out really tight. I think something like that. It was difficult to get off
And we were yanking it was on a jack. So it was kind of who Dain't you scary?
Yeah, so we had to lower which by the way, you're always yeah
You're always supposed to loosen the lug nuts before you raise it before you raise it. Yeah, that's a good tip for all of our listeners
So yeah, but it was loose. It was a good
Kind of like your alcohol content. Yeah
Get them loose because we got loose in the first half with our first drink to step up to this one and we have start
We got the second
Half of this podcast January 7 we picked up what?
This is a lot it's a hundred and thirty point 130 point
65 point two
130 point three. Yeah, one thirty three. There you go. It's just tasty though. So this is Bookers
I was looking for the god-blessing listen, so tasty a book note. So this Bookers
2024 dash zero three the master distillers batch
So we we got that app that we discussed in the first half and Jeff was going through our
Collection and uploading it to the what's the name of the app again?
Only only rams only drams
I recommend our listeners out there to download the app only drams and subscribe to our list
You can see exactly what we get and our ratings on there
But Jeff uploaded all the whiskies which were embarrassed as fuck to say how much we spent on them
Holy shit, but you'll be able to see so
He he recognizes. Hey man, we bought this Bookers and we've never fucking opened it
You so you were being serious. Yes. I thought you were kind of no jacking with us because I was like, oh shit
Well, I have to have this I had to pull the bottle out to get to the barcode and I was like, this is even fucking open
That's crazy, so it's 130.3 and we spent a hundred bucks on it. Yes. It was 100 bucks
Maybe and more back then probably. You know, it's in a fancy box. It's in a fancy box Bookers
Jim Beam product correct and they have they have fancy little casings for these these bottles a nice wood box
So this one is I don't is it hazmat as it 140 plus 140 is hazmat
So I mean, but this is pretty pretty rich
I mean this 130 is that's pretty ballsy and you taste every bit of it
Do we have to so what are the categories again 140 plus 115 to 139?
Is that what we're saying are that our category? I think we need a lower hazmat to be a lower proof
no hazmat 140 over well, then we need a
something that's like
130 to 139 is a different category because I don't think it's fair to
To rate a 120 or 115 to a 139. I don't know man. I think that makes sense
I think the higher it gets it's kind of like you need to break up different categories because we've had a 132 that was
You we had one last week of the week before. What was it?
That you couldn't even tell it was it was that hot. We're like, I cannot believe this is 100
I know it was the Jack Daniels
single-belled rye yes, so so in that case it should have been in its own category of 130 to 139 and we should have given it a fucking
Amazing again. I don't think we should I think we should break them down the the the higher the proof the smaller the categories get well
I think why not every 10 points. I think well again. I think
130 to 135
135 to 140 140 on that's that's so you're talking even more hard to say
You're talking even more hardcore than I am I'm just think because there's a big difference between
130 135 when it gets that strong
130 125 there's a big difference, you know, there's a lot of stuff that goes up to 125.6
You know the lot of Heaven's Door and angels envy comes it goes up that high and they got a lot of great barrel
Strength barrel proof stuff. Yeah, and they're all at that range
125
Whatever. I don't care. But the point is yeah, we've got this bookers. I agree. It's the Masters
distillers batch
2024-03 I don't know exactly when this thing came out the batches named in honor of a group of distillers
I think we admire came out March of 24 really. Yes
Yes
Oh, there we go for dash oh three their work in the late 80s and early 90s helped America fall back in love with bourbon
Made the industry to what it is today the color of the bookers batches deep amber from over seven years of aging in the new
White arrow barrels the nose is complex. We're not gonna talk about that. I'm gonna dub it here
onto my list well the nose I know what I first did it I
Actually was on the was on the the palette I picked up
dry erase marker
Yeah, I did what a ringing endorsement which well, I mean that's that's basically the ethanol we're being released
Yeah, I'm not picking it up now. Yeah, but when we first cracked it open and you pour it in there
That's what I got. I was like, that's not desirable. That's what I was like. This is not my favorite, right?
This is this is opened up quite a bit and I and I much more enjoy it. I'm picking up lots of grape
So what do we pick a grape up a lot? What do we tell our listeners?
How long do they need to?
Let something sit like 23 minutes
I don't very particular. I don't think they're I don't think there's a time
Specification I just think that if it if it tastes too ethnoly let it sit and
Let's say let's say they just invited a friend over he pulls his like really precious bottle of bookers
Then you know you sit on it. You have a beer. He pops it
well
you can sit there or two glasses and the first thing they're gonna do is grab them and toast and
Drink so there's two things you can do you can on my recommendation be 15 minutes one number two
You can add a couple drops distilled water to tear to blow that out. I think that would kill it down a little bit
Yeah, you can also you can also swirl it because you do that with wine as well to help oxygenate it
Sure, air rate it aerate it and it's just like a
Decanter right and then blast it with argon. Yeah, that's when you put it back breathe it
But you know if you swirl it that helps
Air rate it yeah, yeah faster sure so 15 minutes
I don't think you need to go that long if you just sit there do this for a minute swirl around in your glass
Yeah, and then smell it if it's still real ethanol II. That's a good point
Just just keep like what nosing it until yeah, you know you feel like it's opened up a little bit when I first
Smelled this it was it was hot. Yeah, I know those yeah, it's not now pick up a lot of vanilla's
Yeah, no, it's I think it's yeah, my my first impression was not that great either
It's opened up nicely. Yeah. Yeah, so this is where that has to sit in my opinion
Yeah, because I didn't care for it when we first opened it so now what's your nose on it? It's no longer dry
I wrote down. I picked up picked up. I'm picking up some vanilla a lot of vanilla. Yeah, I think I
Think some grass. I'm smelling that
I don't know what the mashmallow so it's like vanilla this is I
smell caramel
Yeah, dark fruit cinnamon
I could see the cinnamon. I think it's got a I think the licorice the anise is in there as well
Nice, it's nutty. What do you say? Well, that's a nice. That's a nice
Nice yeah, a nice. Yeah a nice wide
Why why have I never heard this term a and I?
Is this the first time you've ever said this term on this podcast or am I hearing impaired?
Yes, you are. I think you're missing one of your hearing aids. Oh, well, at least is like a star-shaped little
fruit or whatever it is seed or whatever
Dick
What it tastes like I'm kidding. I'm very licorice. So it tastes it's bolds robust flavors with uh, I got sweet toffee
Brown sugar definitely oak fucking oak coming out the ass on the palate. Yes. Oh tons of oak
What was the age for it seven years seven years eight months, I think that's a long time a touch of leather
I'm getting too like I could pick up the leather. Yeah, for sure baseball little little shut up nutmeg
Like a babe ruth ball that's been sitting around for a hundred years
Brown sugar for sure. I don't know if I said that already. It's good
Uh, the finish is a long and warming, uh lingering notes of rich vanilla chard oak and a gentle spice
So in this proof range oily we've had so yeah in this range. We've had better
Yes, we've had better. We've had worse
The it kind of sits in the middle for me. I think aren't the rare characters in the 130s. Yep
That's better than this. Oh, yeah
No question. No question. I think it's also a different animal. Oh it is those are single bolts, right? This is a bourbon
But this is just a regular bourbon, right? I it's not a whiskey or anything. Well, it's gotta be whiskey
I don't think a bourbon could be 130
It can oh, that's right. It's a bottle bottom thinking
All right, we got a hold on
How high can a bourbon go as high as it can go?
Yeah, it can't go into the barrel higher than 125. It can come out of the barrel
But did it go in the barrel? Did it go in the barrel there that young?
It may have gone in at 125
It just can't like the cowboy comes out at 140. There you go, Kentucky. So again, that's because the water evaporated not the alcohol
So this is this is this is bourbon. Yeah, it's not a it's not a whiskey or anything. Yes
Well, I mean if we're gonna rate this which I will write
Down i'm gonna give this one for the 130 range. I'm gonna give this a seven one for me. I was gonna give it a seven. Oh
It's it's good
It's not bad enough to be in the sixes. It's not good enough to be anywhere near the eights. No, I wouldn't hunt this one down
You know, there's other there's i'll give it a seven eight
Yeah, I'm gonna give it a seven eight
I really want to give it higher but uh in comparison to uh, the jack daniels one
Um, it's it's in a different category. This one is unique. It's it's almost unfair
Because it's got a very uncut taste similar to the oak and eden
You gotta I taste chunks of stuff in there. I don't taste chunks of stuff in there, but I mean, it's like it's like
Unfiltered it's very the only resilience after it. Yeah, this is uncut unfiltered
I saw that on a note. So it is yeah
Yeah, we respect that for sure
It's got a very
Long spicy tail on this. Yeah, it's spicy
You definitely you definitely want to be picking stuff out of your teeth when you when you drink a good one
I would compliment with a cigar for some folks out there rose
I mean, hey look for gross for you, but a lot of folks like the cigar and bourbon
I would do a pipe before I did a star
I know you had the same reaction the last time but jim and I looked at each other. We're just kind of like
New territory, this is the second time i've said this and you had the exact same reaction the first time
I mean, I like the poop pipe smell better than a cigar. That's what i'm talking about. I was like
You know that kind of pipe like my grandfather used to smoke a pipe and I love the smell of pop pop
What does the what does the pipe smell like?
Love the smell. Hey pop pop. What does the what does the pipe bounce me on your knee community?
Is there a lot of is there a lot of pipe smokers out there anymore? No god. No, dude. Does anyone really do that?
I I haven't seen anyone. I have a pipe and I gotta charge. I think it's probably like some some old
somewhere
No, I mean just just I mean other young guys picking up the pipe going no
Would that be I mean if we if we did that one time and i'm not talking about marijuana or anything
I'm just talking about tobacco tobacco. I'm not against it. I mean in a pipe. Yeah, but where we okay
But if we get a pipe, I want to like a badass one. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, i'm talking like the big
Sherlock holmes. Oh, i'm thinking like what's in here? Why not just get a corn car pipe
Well, I mean you want to do it right you want okay not like Sherlock
The snowman a big ivory tusk show me some pipes. Mr producer
I'm talking about one that it
Is mild a mild, you know my dad had pipes. He smoked pipes for a short time
And I remember he had them all sitting on a little stand
Okay, so if we did that like one exactly like that. That's it. That's it right there
And that would be perfect
So if we did that, but everybody got cancer from that black plastic part
But if we did it one time, that's ebony would be would be
Listen
Would we hate it? That's ebony. Would it be absolutely nasty?
I bet the taste is not what you're envisioning in your mind because here's what I recommend it would make us nauseous
Let's do some research. Let's without we'll do let's all buy the obvious thing. We need how much is that pipe?
Okay, two and a half stars. I'm not
How much is that? I'm not i'm not getting a two and a half
stars free
All right, so it's under it's under 25 bucks so we we can we buy the pipe we get the tobacco
So I say we just we do it one night. We buy a let's buy a four or five pack of those pipes horrible idea
And this is my idea. Yes, you want to do it, right?
And we have to buy a little bag of tobacco
Get all the accoutrements that go with it down there looks like a tobacco pipe
What is it's a packing and it gets off like it combs the
What if we what if we love it are those filters?
It's ebony made it heat resistant. We don't know what any of that stuff is but it looks like a corkscrew
Here's the problem guys. What if we love it then we're like, let's do it again and do it again
That's not gonna go well
And then I'm not gonna become a smoker. Yeah, then I have to tell my wife that oh, yeah, I'm a smoker
Well, I mean, okay. So what defines a smoker someone that does that or yeah, I define a smoker. Yes
I define a smoker as someone that inhales it
No smoke. No, no somebody who sucks on something that pulls that creates smoke
Yes, I don't know. Who's the guy that played god the old guy the white dude
Yeah, george burns smoked scars all the time. He died at fucking 100. You know, there's many people who did
Yeah, never mind. Let's just pretend like I never said anything about a pipe. Oh, but did you see the bite?
Outlaw cigarettes. Yes. I saw that. How could he do that? How I'm so tired of this
How does the fucking one person the president he can't it's an executive order. I thought for sure
60 million people that smoke cigarettes check us out on facebook and instagram dudes like us podcast
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Impeccable with the machines we have down in the garage. God bless
Your laser genius. Thank you. Mr. Producer for keeping us in line
Uh, it's a great freaking second week of january. It's gonna be fucking cold dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm home and I am Jeff