I never heard those trumpets before.
The hell's that?
That was a harmonica.
No, that was a cat.
Obviously.
It's like a water buffalo.
This is the post show.
It's not a water buffalo.
That's a harmonica.
Water buffalo.
It's like a water buffalo.
There's a buffalo in it.
I like the water buffalo song from Veggie Tales.
Veggie Tales.
No, that's Sabu.
I was going to say.
Don't say Hannah Barbera or whatever.
No, it was the Sabu song.
That's Sabu.
Yeah.
What?
Sabu.
Sabu?
Yeah.
Veggie Tales.
You've never heard of Veggie Tales?
That was our favorite.
That was one of our favorite songs, a Sabu song.
Oh.
We watched that one.
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, where, oh, I'm into that.
where where where where where where where where where is my hairbrush?
How often can you say that that things that you played for your kids that like you you
like usually you dread it like Daddy put on this put on this and like you dread it.
Like the Barney that was.
Yes.
Barney was terrible.
I banned certain things from my house.
Barney was one of them.
Teletubbies was another.
The fucking Wiggles.
We watched the Wiggles.
See there we go that's what this is exactly.
Solid yummy yummy. I just wanted a barf. We watched the shit out of it
Okay, but did you do that to VeggieTales?
I love VeggieTales. We watched the shit out of VeggieTales. Every single song.
But my point is I didn't hate it if the kids were like put on VeggieTales. I was like, yeah, baby
Yeah, I'm in. Popping in. Pop a beer and we're good.
Oh, I'm sorry. What happened? Yeah, my wife and I had to have some beers. Come on boys, let's do some shots. Some jerky
Isn't that crazy though?
We were good. VeggieTales was a Christian based song. So it was it had a fantastic message
It did. And catchy tunes. They had catchy tunes. They did have catchy tunes.
We should play some of that.
Well, I don't know. We're allowed to. That's how we're gonna close tonight. We're gonna close with VeggieTales.
Let's say we close with the same.
The Barney, the Barney, oh I ate the Barney. Yeah, he got sick.
I didn't need my potatoes or my meat, just the Barney.
That was Mr. Lentil singing that.
Lentil.
The VeggieTales classic was that Miss Madame Blueberry?
I don't know that one.
Lived in a tree.
You really played this a lot. We played the shit out of it. The Pirate Song.
Oh my god. I think I remember the Pirate Song. The Pirates Who Do Nothing.
Well, I remember a whole movie about the Pirates where they felt guilty about stealing something.
I think they made an entire movie out of that.
I never saw the movies. We had the video tapes and the skits, the little songs, but we never went and saw one of the movies.
We did. We did. They had great songs.
We did too.
Fantastic sing-along songs.
Yeah, VeggieTales silly songs.
The Water Buffalo song and the Hairbrush song.
Yeah, the...
I want to do the, see if you can find the Pirate Song.
So hold on, are they done? Are they done? No more VeggieTales?
Well, I don't know. I've been kind of disconnected since the kids grew up.
Well, yeah, because our kids aren't little anymore, right?
Well, the Pirate Song is the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Yeah, that first one there.
Yeah. I remember that.
Let's see if we can get it playing here.
Yeah, let's do a little bit of that.
Silly Songs with Larry.
Oh yeah, we had that one.
Oh, it's a long song. 3 minutes 14 seconds.
Yeah.
That tells the Pirate Songs who don't do anything.
I play a little bit of that. Let's just, let's, you know...
Now, this is from 2006.
Yeah, for the dads.
So...
For the older dads that played this shit for their kids.
So Steven was four. Yeah, four and six.
Let's do that.
Here we go.
Yeah.
You turn it up there.
What do we got?
Joining Larry.
All the way.
Make up the infamous gang of scat-
Mr. Producer, all the way.
Yeah, a little bit louder.
How about some gain on that channel?
...don't do anything.
We just stay at home and light a round.
36 maybe, 37.
Why ask us to do anything?
Are you able to turn that up?
Right there.
He's in a recliner.
Well, I've never been the green one,
and I've never been the Denver Red Hives.
That's probably the second generation thing.
Yeah, that looks like it.
So, anyways, that's the style that it is,
but it's very silly.
Whatever.
So, I'm sorry we got stuck on this,
but you know what?
It is an experience that some of the dudes like us
had to deal with growing up with the kids.
We did.
And you know what? I also had the VHS tapes.
That's what we did. We had the VHS tapes.
We had like three of them.
The silly songs.
Three?
Well, we had the...
I guess we were like...
We killed them.
We killed the shit out of those.
Well, we had the DVDs that we popped in the car.
Like, with the...
Is that a beer?
We weren't that...
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I forgot I'm the yuppie of the group.
Yeah, I had a 1965 bug.
They didn't have DVDs.
Oh, yeah.
No, we had the $100,000...
Yeah, I had a BMW.
No, it was a Porsche SUV.
Oh, yeah.
With TV screens everywhere.
Like, in the back of the seats, on the roof.
Did they have TV screens?
Oh, my God.
I thought it was projection.
It was crazy.
He had a big barcode.
And the kids were like,
can we go to Chick-fil-A again, please?
Yes.
I haven't finished my movie yet.
Yeah.
Can you drive around the neighborhood, please?
What are those big TVs? Is that CRV?
I don't know what my kid is.
CRT.
Valley Girl.
Those things were huge.
Weighed 150 pounds.
Gag and bag it on a goat wagon.
What are you talking about?
I've got a 32-inch TV that weighs 300 pounds.
The tube TVs, yeah.
Yeah.
You can't get rid of them.
You know what's crazy about that?
The size and heaviness of them.
So, when my wife and I, before kids...
You can't even give those away.
Check this.
Before kids, we wanted to have...
We bought an entertainment center.
Like, we both were working.
Yeah, but you both failed because you never bought Sonos.
Shut up.
So, we're both working.
We both have money.
Too soon?
We have no kids and we can feel okay.
We can feel okay about buying nice things for our home, right?
That we just moved into, right?
So, we go to some specialty TV store.
Incredible Universe.
No, no.
Like a smaller one.
Like, home theater.
Like, home theater something.
Home theaters are us.
No, it was a small...
Anyway, here.
Anyway, so we go in there and you know how to do it.
The most expensive TV they have right front and center.
Oh, yeah.
You're like, I want it.
And then all the other ones, they kind of tinker with the settings to make it not look as good.
Really?
We bought a Mitsubishi 36-inch tube TV, $3,600.
Whoa.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Yeah.
That was a bad expense.
We got totally sucked into it.
They were like...
And we looked at the screen.
That's $100 an inch.
It was amazing.
The screen was amazing.
But like I said, they tinkered with all the other ones to make them look shitty.
We paid $3,600.
Yeah.
How long do you have that TV?
About a year.
I'm kidding.
No, we had a long time.
I mean, so basically when the other stuff started coming out, like the thin light, you know, plasma and all that kind of stuff, I was like, I don't care.
We have the best TV ever.
Like I was holding on to it like because it was freaking diamond.
It was made out of diamond.
It was also probably...
Gold plate electronics.
Yeah.
It was probably the heater of the house too.
You hate that there in the summertime or the summer.
But man, it was so heavy.
Oh yeah, those things are heavy as shit.
Heavy.
Anyway, but yeah, we held on to it.
And it was because of me because I was like...
And what did you do?
Did you just throw it away?
Yeah.
I think so.
I think we totally took it to the dump.
You cannot give those to like Goodwill or any of the charity places.
They won't take them.
I threw a huge TV and I watched them stick it in the back of one of those garbage trucks that will just roll it right there.
And you can watch it as it goes into the...
The big wall comes down and just crushes it.
It's very satisfying.
I watched my $3,600 TV just plop into the concrete pit and break into a million pieces.
And that was it.
That was it.
But it was like 15 years later, man.
I think I got my money.
My money's horrible.
$200 a year.
God, isn't that horrible?
Talk about being taken.
Well, considering right now you can take $200 and you can buy a badass 40-inch.
Yeah, there's a 75-inch at Costco for $800.
I so got taken.
We were young couple.
Outside of the times, you know.
Yeah, we were young couple.
Well, they were expensive back then.
We wanted the best.
They were expensive.
I'm all about, you know, I mean, if you can afford it.
I mean, at this point in my life, I want to try to whenever I buy things, I want to try to get a little bit extra.
I think not necessarily the things I buy.
I think it's more of the things I do.
I like the little bit extra.
I can respect that.
We're at an age where shit, man.
I mean, we don't know how long we're going to be able to enjoy stuff.
This is the problem.
We've talked about this before.
People like wait and wait and wait.
And then they wait for retirement.
And it's like the late 60s.
And then they want to start living life.
And they can't fucking walk.
Right.
They can't walk.
They can't go to Israel because they can't walk.
And then they can't go to Europe because, you know, they can't walk.
They can't walk.
I mean, you know what I mean?
I mean, shit, man, we got to do this shit while we're still healthy.
I think it's always been beat into our brains, though.
You need to save for retirement, save for retirement, save for retirement.
And you should.
Oh, yeah.
There's a point.
But there's also times we need to save for things to do now.
Yeah.
You need to have you need to live.
Yeah.
You need to live.
Imagine if you guys have gone to Lake Tahoe in your 20s.
I did.
Imagine how amazing that would have been.
I did.
Instead of your 40s.
I did.
Where you're huffing and puffing and falling down and grabbing your.
I never climbed the mountains, although I was 30 the first time I went out there.
I'm dogging on you guys and you're not even catching that.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it's a sign of the times.
I mean, it was it was tough.
But you know what?
We did it.
Yeah.
And, you know, I had a good time doing it.
I enjoyed the everything about it.
I know.
I remember that the white water.
We did.
That was a freaking blast.
That sounds safe.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it's good.
I don't think it got hurt.
I've done that.
I've done that before.
And we fell out.
I mean, we fell out.
We didn't fall out.
We jumped out.
Like in the middle of the rapids.
Yeah.
He goes, there's a there's a part of the rapids up here.
You'll be able to get out and ride.
That's not the same thing.
No, it was.
We were going down the river.
It was category six.
Like, shit went crazy.
And I was out.
So you weren't able to manage your boat.
And my son was out.
No, we.
So some of us are a little.
That's kind of scary.
No, the raft.
But did you have a.
A bent.
Did you have a captain?
Yes.
And he was freaking out.
Like, I.
That's what made me a little nervous, because usually they're calm and they know where they
need to hit.
Yes.
They don't hit it.
They're like, and they're like, row this and this.
And so he was screaming and yelling.
We were all trying to do that.
And the damn raft bent, bent in half and dove and water rushed into the tube.
I was in the front with my my son and I was like, oh, my God.
I'm going to die.
And so I was just so confused.
I was just so confused.
And so I got on the front with my son and it's just it swept us out of the boat.
There was nothing I could do.
I mean, that's when I was working out a lot and I was doing a lot of pushups.
Didn't do very good.
I was yeah.
No, I'm still scraping off rocks.
And so here I go.
The next thing I know, I'm in the water and there's rocks everywhere.
And they tell you that as soon as you're in the water, if you're in the water, what they
what they say, put your hands over your chest
and be as straight as a board and ride the river.
Keep your feet up, cause you don't want your feet
to get caught in the rocks underneath.
Just float, like get above the rocks.
And they said if you get sucked to the bottom,
just hold your breath cause it'll push you
right back to the top.
I didn't hear that part.
They tell you that.
Okay, I didn't hear that part.
That's kinda wishful thinking.
That's what they say, they say if you get sucked underneath,
you'll go to the bottom and then you'll shoot back out.
I mean, right water rafting is not, it's no joke.
Like you are gambling.
There are people that have, you know.
Well, you know what, a lot of it's being responsible.
It is.
I guess, you know, there's that phantom person
that actually dies of rafting.
It's kinda similar to people actually dying of COVID.
Whatever.
Anyway, so I literally, I did what they said
and I just started floating down the river
and I was bumping stuff.
I mean, I didn't get hurt, but my legs hit that rock
and my butt hit that rock and I bounced off that rock
and they're all slippery and there's so much water
that you don't really make major contact.
We went down to Austin to, oh God, what is that river?
The Guadalupe.
The Guadalupe River.
Yeah.
And so we got, Jeff and I got a raft
and I think the boys may have got a kayak each
and they're kinda switching off.
There were the two of us and the four boys, right?
Yeah.
And so, Jeff, we were going down the river
and then so we stopped at this little section
in the middle of the river and I step out of the boat
and it's what, up to my knees?
Yeah.
And so I'm like, Jeff, why don't you just climb on out?
It's right up to my knees.
The water's fricking cold.
Oh, it's like 55 degrees.
It's fricking cold.
So Jeff's like, oh, well, I was like,
he was trying to push his foot down.
He couldn't feel the bottom.
I was like, Jeff, I'm standing here.
It's there, just jump.
So he steps off the boat in this leap of faith
and he just, loop, disappears.
Hold on, and did you know?
I absolutely did.
You set him up?
I set him up.
What an a-hole.
I know.
And I go all the way down.
He disappears and I can see the look on his face.
He didn't have to say anything.
It said, you son of a bitch.
Yeah, he's under the water.
It's like, he's under the water.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
It was good stuff.
Of course.
It was funny though.
So have you ever trusted him since?
Negative.
When he says, hey, here, try this.
I would never.
He says, taste this.
It tastes amazing.
Yeah.
Do you ever take it?
No.
Yeah, I wouldn't either.
I would never, man.
It was fun, because he was kind of,
he was stuffy at that point.
I think after that, he was lightened up.
I'll tell you what.
When you fall into that water,
man, it gets you going, doesn't it?
Oh yeah, it's cold.
Why not where we were at?
Your heart rate starts going nuts.
It was on.
Boy, he was ready to party after that.
He got back in that boat and was like, whoa!
Well, there you go.
When you get back into the boat
or back onto the float or whatever,
I mean, yeah, you're invigorated, right?
Right.
So you gotta remember that part.
It's not so bad.
No, it's fun.
Yeah, there was a part of the river that,
on the last one, it was at the American River
in California, I think it was called.
It was in California?
It was in California.
It was about an hour drive to get to it.
That was fun.
I enjoyed it.
It was snow melt, so the water's cold again.
Oh, geez.
That's all right.
Really cold.
Yeah, you get wet.
You get drenched, the whole thing.
There's no way you're not getting wet.
And there's a point, though, where he's like,
okay, if you wanna get out and ride the rapids down
outside the boat, you can do it.
So I think we all jump out.
My wife is still sitting there by herself.
She didn't hop out.
And the rapids aren't real bad,
but you go down and you ride the rapids.
During this section.
Yeah, and you go underneath a few times,
and it's about, I don't know, 100 yards, maybe?
And our producer gets out.
He's like, you guys can get out.
Well, producer just gets up,
jumps up to the front of the dupe,
in front of the boat, and it does a flip in the boat.
Now, mind you, I'm his dad.
I've never seen him do a flip ever in my life.
He flips off the front of the raft?
He does a flip off the front of the raft.
And I'm like, not only does he flip,
but now he dives off the raft.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I don't even know my own son.
Right.
Yeah, that must have been a-
Just jumps up and just does a flip.
And I was like, holy shit, did he just do a flip?
And what's fun-
Did he just one up me?
Did he one up me?
So Sean's like, I'm doing a double gainer.
Oh, I did, not even a shit, man.
Oh, so you bounced off the front to the side,
bounced off the-
Oh, I sunk the boat.
You bounced off.
Isn't that from old school?
The triple lending.
I don't know.
The triple lending.
We're talking, oh my God,
you guys don't know what I'm talking about.
You're talking about with Rodney Dangerfield?
Yes.
Yeah, well, that's-
It's called the triple lending.
No, that was summer school, I think,
or back to school or something like that.
Back to school, it's called back to school.
Yeah.
You don't know what I'm talking about?
I saw it, it was where he jumps off the diving board
or something like that, yes.
That's what he did.
The triple lending.
That's what Sean's son did.
Yeah, yeah, the fun part was
you had to get back into the boat.
And of course, when you're in 10 feet water,
20 foot water, however it was,
there's nothing for you to do.
And again, I'm not a small person,
and Brandon-
Huge.
Is huge.
So it's taking Preston and Steven
to lift him back into the boat.
It was a technique to do it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta pull-
You basically fall backwards by pulling him up.
That's right, you grab their vest
and you fall backwards.
Around the shoulders,
and then you pull them on top of you.
Yeah, so it did,
but Sean loved that part.
Oh, wow.
He did.
Pulling people on top of him.
Well, it was the whole peeing thing, like.
What?
You peed off the boat?
You peed in the boat?
No, well, it's like, I would pick Jeff up,
you know, I'd pull him into the boat,
and you'd lay on top of him,
and start peeing.
I'm like, dude, what are you doing, man?
Yeah, see?
He's trying to warm him up.
Really?
The golden shower thing right there on the river.
No, it just kind of-
You gotta watch that,
you'll get the penis fish.
What did we call it the last week?
Oh, yeah, from the Amazon.
The dick hole fish.
Good Lord.
Yeah, yeah, good call.
So that-
I mean, that's a real danger.
It is in California.
River rafting, we did in California was cool.
They stopped about halfway,
and they had a lunch,
and I recommend it.
That was my first time I've been,
I mean, I've gone to the Guadalupe,
I wouldn't call that river rafting, but-
No, that's tubing.
That's tubing.
That's completely different.
That's tubing.
That's tubing, that's completely different.
But this one was fun.
I mean, I had a good time,
and there was a few suspect spots
where you're kind of like,
I, wow, that just happened.
Like I could die.
Yeah, well, there were some parts that pointed out,
it's like, man, there have to be people that died here,
and that's because, but they weren't kayaks.
Something, yeah, something bad happened,
yeah, type of thing.
Yeah, no, it's great.
Oh, no, we've done the river rafting thing, man.
It's fun.
I'd do it again.
And by the way, the Guadalupe thing,
so we rented a river, a house on the river,
just south of Austin.
Oh, yeah, you told me that.
Yes, and-
We should do that again.
Oh, God, it was so much fun.
Where was it at?
It was just south of, I want to say Canyon Lake,
Canyon Lake on the Guadalupe.
Down the Guadalupe?
Yeah, just south of Austin.
Why don't we do that again?
How did you guys make that connection?
We just, somebody came up with the idea, and we just-
So how'd you secure the house, though?
Did you go on Airbnb?
I mean, whatever.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I said-
Okay, that's in Arizona, so that's definitely not it.
Yeah, it's a little long.
It's Austin.
I sent you guys a link.
It's Austin.
No one commented on the cabin I sent you.
Oh, I didn't see that.
I wouldn't sure if it was serious.
I didn't see that.
Yeah, it was serious.
No, I didn't see that, though.
I'll send it to you.
Oh, I remember the cabin.
All right, so south of Austin.
How many people did sleep, though?
It's like 12.
Really?
Yes, it was huge.
Yeah, no, honestly, that's why
I think we should do that.
It would be so much fun.
It might be too late now, dude.
We've waited so long.
Who knows?
That's one option.
That's one option for-
Well, I mean, looking at the-
Vacationing.
The weird thing is, I don't know if I wanna get close
to the south border because, you know, in Texas-
Well, dude, Austin is not even close.
Well, I mean, there's craziness going on
on the border right now.
I agree.
It's up here in Dallas.
They're at Kay Bailey Hutchinson.
I know.
The immigrants?
Yep.
You know, and they can come and go,
and they're not tested.
Yeah, they're desperate to find places for these people.
I mean, I feel for them.
The whole thing with Ted Cruz and the whole-
Well, that was a joke.
That lady, I think-
Oh, hold on, hold on.
So he went down, Santa Cruz went down to the border
with a bunch of other Santas.
Right.
And they wanted to see
the conditions on the border.
Yeah, they're like, hey.
And they went into a holding facility,
and the lady was blocking his path and blocking his camera.
You could still see, though.
And yeah, you could see it.
It was awful.
And we've already been leaked pictures before that.
Right.
And it's a crisis, and they are refusing
to call it a crisis.
They won't admit it, and they're blaming Trump.
Well, but okay, think of the end game,
and I know we've talked about this before, guys.
Their end game is to get voters,
and they wanna bring as many people in
from out of the town and do them a favor
so that they vote for them.
So-
It's irresponsible.
And here's the sad part of it.
It's like-
What about all those people that were trying to get in?
They know that this is not an ideal situation.
They know that kids are being exploited,
women are being exploited.
They know that coyotes are bringing them across
and charging them ridiculous amounts of money
and tracking them when they come in the United States.
What's the drug cartels?
Yes, the cartels, they're gonna get their money.
And so they know all of this.
They have the intel, they know all of this.
But their end game is, you know what?
Yeah, people are gonna suffer, but the bigger game here
is exactly what you just described, Sean.
It's all about voting.
This is about expanding the voting block.
You wanna try to get as many-
They have a congressman-
Before it gets shut down.
And I'm not gonna say who his name is,
but in the 15th district,
he won, or I should say the Democrats won a district
down in South Dallas, very, very south,
I'm sorry, South Texas, very, very, very south.
Near the border.
Yeah, I think district 15, McAllen, Texas.
And they won by extremely narrow margin.
I mean, because they had a Democrat,
a Republican, and an Independent.
Independent took one and a half,
and the Democrat won by less than a point.
There we go, thanks a lot, Independent.
He blew it.
Anyway, so, I mean, you're right.
So what they're trying to do is create a voting block.
They're trying to get as many as they can into the country.
I don't believe they got that many votes, though.
Oh, well, I mean, we're talking 800,000.
That makes a difference in Texas.
Well, I'm just saying-
That'll win Texas.
That'll win Texas right there.
I just don't believe that the votes are real.
No, I mean-
Is what I'm getting at.
No, no, but here's what they're gonna do.
They're going to let all those people in the country,
and then they're going to declare amnesty
and give them the right to vote.
And it will be legitimate voters at that point.
That's right.
So 800,000 people are now gonna be in the country
for less than two or three years.
I mean, we're talking about 2020.
Not 100% of those are gonna go Democrat.
I thought your majority will.
No, probably over 80%.
You think that many?
Oh, yeah, without a doubt.
Biden's the reason why they were even able
to come in in the country.
Of the immigrants that come in here,
how many actually stay in Texas, though?
That's a good point.
They're busting them everywhere.
I mean, they're flying them
and busting them everywhere throughout the country.
They're busting them to the red states
to turn the red states.
Isn't that crazy?
It's crazy.
Guys, this is a concerted effort
to everything about government,
I've said this to you before,
everything about the government
is to either get or retain power.
Did you see-
Nothing else matters.
Did you see the latest where,
there's two things I wanna talk about.
Okay, go.
So the newest one we've kind of covered before,
we've kind of joked about it,
about needing a card or something like that
to say we were vaccinated.
So now they're talking about passports.
What'd I tell you?
Vaccination passports.
Vaccination passport.
I think that's gonna be a big deal, man.
Oh, it's gonna be the deal.
But here's my thing.
They are so against voter ID.
So how can they think that all these people
who they think cannot get voter ID
can get a vaccination passport?
Right.
And what's the difference?
If you can get a vaccination passport,
you can get a fricking voter ID
or a driver's license. A voter ID.
A driver's license.
Voter ID is even easier.
Yeah.
Exactly right.
If you can get a vaccine passport,
you can get a voter ID.
So if they go and they push us through,
I think that completely shoots their argument for voter ID.
I got a better idea for you.
The only way you can vote is if you have a vaccine passport.
It may get there.
And then suddenly now,
you know what that does to their argument?
Right?
For you to have a photo, vaccine ID, passport,
it's the only way you can vote,
they're gonna say, oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
we can't do that.
Yeah.
They'll shut that down immediately.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
They're gonna lose their own argument.
They will.
Because it's bullshit.
Yeah.
It's to open up, it's to allow fraud to happen.
Yeah, and I-
Because their goal is to either get or retain power.
Yeah, and the first one that I saw was Cuomo,
our favorite governor, was pushing it for New York.
If you wanted to travel into New York
or access public areas or go to public events,
you'd have to have those passports.
I told you it was coming.
If you wanna get on an airplane,
if you wanna go to a concert,
you wanna get on public transportation,
if you want to renew your driver's license,
if you want to, whatever.
I think it's gonna end up being on your driver's license.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I think we're making a big deal about this.
I think right now it's a big deal,
but I think COVID is gonna go in the wayside.
There's gonna be the next thing.
And there's gonna be the next thing.
This is a political.
And there's gonna be the next thing.
This is a political football right now.
After you cure the COVID thing,
then it's gonna be different every year.
I mean, you have a flu vaccine,
you have a flu shot every year.
That's what they need to call it.
Then you need to dumb it down from a flu vaccine
to a flu shot,
because that's what it is.
It's a COVID shot.
You mean, yeah, you mean it.
And that's, so think about that.
So they have been steering everybody away from antibodies
and herd immunity and all that kind of stuff.
And I'm thinking to myself, why is that?
What is different about the COVID virus
that when somebody gets it naturally
and they beat it naturally
and they get antibodies naturally,
what is different about that
that from anything else that we get
that your immunity system now knows how to fight that?
Okay. Right.
Why is it, why do we have to get the vaccine?
On top of that.
I'll tell you why.
Because the pharmaceuticals are setting this up
to where you need a vaccine.
No, you don't know.
No, no, to your point,
you need a COVID shot every year.
Imagine 300 people, 300 million people.
300 million, yeah, 20 bucks a pop.
Needing, requiring, requiring,
because the government's gonna require it now for forever.
Well, I don't know about that.
They're gonna require a COVID shot every single year.
Look, here, look, here's what,
I don't think that's gonna happen.
Think about the money involved in that.
But here's what I do think is the potential
is that currently right now when there's a new flu
that comes out. A new variant.
But people get it.
People get the, you don't have to push people
to get the flu shot.
I don't. A lot of people,
you don't, I don't.
Never gotten a flu shot in my life.
You do get the flu shot.
I get the flu shot.
So I don't.
So, but there's a lot of people that do.
So my point is that when an opportunity comes up
for them to try to push the whole COVID thing,
they're gonna sell that shot too.
And they're gonna sell them all.
It's gonna be itemized,
it'll be a compilation of flu shots.
It's gonna be ridiculous.
Every year.
Yeah, you're gonna be so jacked up.
It's all kinds of crazy.
Well, probably what it's gonna be,
it's gonna be a combo shot, flu and COVID shot.
Sure.
Why not?
Right there.
Yeah, but I still think as a human being on the planet,
I don't believe that we should be forced
to have to take that shot.
Of course not.
That's a complete violation of our civil rights.
Are you kidding me?
I have the right to choose what goes into my body.
You can't fucking tell me that I have to take this
or have to take that.
That's crazy.
You're telling me I can't kill my baby,
but you wanna give me the shot.
Yeah, my body, right?
It's my body.
My body, my choice.
You can't tell me what I could do?
Well, no, you don't have to,
but we're gonna make life really hard for you
because you won't be able to go to here or here or here.
Yeah, I can't go to the local skating rink.
And you can't even drive home.
Yeah, I can't drive.
I can't drive.
I can't wipe.
You have no driver's license.
You don't have to get it,
but this is what it's gonna do to you.
Did you say white water raft?
Pretty much.
I did.
No, I mean, I'm being serious, guys.
I mean, that's where this is headed.
Well, it is scary to think about it.
Here's the sick brainwashing that's going on, right?
So my former coworkers,
we get together for happy hours, right?
Every once in a while. Former?
Former, like, yeah, former, former.
No, no, when I was with,
I don't even wanna say it.
When I went, the last company I was with before this one,
we, I mean, it was a tight-knit group, right?
And we got together for happy hours
and it was fun as hell, right?
But then COVID hit, and then we were all very cautious
about getting together and blah, blah, blah.
And so, you know, we kinda didn't get together
for, I don't know, six, eight.
It seems like a waste of time.
Well, hold on.
So hold on.
So one of them sends a text in the group text and says,
hey guys, how's everybody doing on their vaccine shots?
When are we all gonna get together?
So they're implying we're not getting together until-
Until you have a vaccine.
Until everybody in the group gets a vaccine shot.
And if you haven't got a vaccine shot,
yeah, you're kind of-
You're not fucking welcome to go.
I would just lie.
Just say, I have already had COVID.
Well, that's what one of them said.
They're like, I have the antibodies already,
but I'm waiting, I'm on the waiting list for my vaccine.
And I'm like, shit, man, if I, if I be honest
with my quote, quote, friends,
and tell them, guys, I'm not comfortable
getting the vaccine shot.
I did, I had COVID in January.
I have the antibodies.
I'd love to come.
They may be like, oh yeah, we're not comfortable with that.
Or just lie.
Yeah.
I mean, really?
We need to show your card.
Now we're getting to the point where friends
are asking each other, hey, is everybody,
has everybody gotten the shot?
Because that's the only way we can get together.
There's a huge divide.
That's crazy.
There's one more separating tool.
There's one more separating tool that they use.
Dude, this is divisive.
This is what they want.
It's so divisive.
It's what they want.
In fact, you know what?
I feel that way about my Democrat friends.
Of course.
It's kind of like, I have an opportunity to call them,
like, oh, I want to see them.
They're stupid.
Why would I want to hang out with them?
Well, it's not that they're stupid.
It's just that-
It's not that they're ignorant.
It's just they know so much that isn't so.
It means there's conflict, right?
We have so much conflict right now
that it's like, do I want to do that?
Like, we have very liberal friends as well,
and I'm thinking to myself, man, let's reach out
and let's all get together, and I'm like, I don't know.
I don't know, because I don't want to have drama.
I don't want to have conflict.
Well, how you nip that in the bud is,
as soon as politics come up, you just,
I'm not talking about it.
And we've done a great job of that.
We usually, and we're usually very loving,
and we all have a great time together.
It's one of those parties, huh?
Yes, where we're all-
It's a love-in.
Do you have a little basket you put your keys in?
Yes, and we're all naked.
It's called a gangbang.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck just happened?
Paul.
I said naked, you said gangbang.
You were gangbanging at your basket, car-carrying,
Bart, what's going on over there?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You just said they were liberal.
They were very open and liberal.
That's what I heard.
Yeah, that's all I heard.
And then you were like, who good?
Taking up the bear.
You know what?
So who was the bottom in this relationship?
You or the gang?
Who's at the bottom?
No, not me.
I'm not into that kind of stuff.
Oh, you're the top.
I'm very-
You're the top.
I'm very monogamist.
Monogamist.
Monogamist, meanest.
Yeah, so how you could get through that
is there's other things in life to talk about politics.
Oh, tons of things.
And when it starts-
The things that matter are not politics.
When it starts venturing in there, I-
Yeah, but this is starting to creep
into our personal space.
Politics is starting to creep into our personal space.
It does, but you can control it.
You don't have to let it go there.
You don't have to talk about it.
That's exactly right.
I understand the conversation.
You can control it.
The conversation you can control,
but politics is creeping into our personal spaces
to the point where, I mean, right now,
hey, you have to get this vaccine
or you're not gonna be able to go
to a happy hour with your workmates.
So that's crawling into our personal space.
And this is a new one.
Like, that's the thing.
I mean, I'm agreeing with you, Jeff.
You can navigate your way around.
You know what?
We all love each other.
We're friends.
We don't need to talk about this.
The stuff that we know is divisive
and we do a great job of it.
But when those friends, or even if,
maybe I said that too, maybe,
hey guys, we wanna get together with you guys,
but I wanna make sure everybody has the vaccine, right?
I mean, that's different.
Well, I mean, look, Abbott-
That's a whole new ball game right there.
Abbott lifted the mask ban, you know?
And so right now, the, you know,
they're, COVID is down.
COVID is going down.
COVID hospitalizations are down.
Since Abbott said, screw the mask.
You guys can do whatever you want.
They're down.
Hospitalizations are down 100%.
I mean, not 100%, but-
It's 100% down.
No, no, it's zero.
No, it's like-
It's zero now.
It's actually less than zero.
It's like 18% down.
Yeah, I mean, it's huge.
No, but the point is it's down.
I mean, still, Florida and Texas are doing better.
They're not blaming it on the mask though.
What they're blaming it on is the vaccine.
I know, attributing it to, yes.
I'm saying, yeah, they're like, yes.
They're saying, well, that's because
most people have gotten vaccinated.
That's why they're going down.
Come on.
Most people are getting vaccinated in New York
and California too, and their cases are going nuts.
Well, look at this room.
The room we're in right now, we have four people, okay?
Only one person has got COVID in this room.
I know, but we're all six feet apart.
My point is you-
It's down to three feet now.
Are the only one that has COVID.
Okay, you had a house full of COVID.
Jeff was in a house full of COVID, didn't get COVID.
Didn't get it.
I don't have COVID.
Austin didn't get COVID.
Right, and your point is?
I don't think anyone in your house has COVID.
Well, I mean, nothing-
Nothing confirmed.
Nothing confirmed, but the point is that, you know,
I think it's bullshit.
I think it's just like anything else, man.
I believe, yeah, well, we've talked about this.
Overinflated contagiousness,
overinflated need for, you know, mitigation.
Control.
You know?
It's, look, part of this is the fact
that all these reports are coming out from
all these folks that are dying of other causes,
and they're just kind of like riding in
on the coattails of COVID-19.
This person died from a car crash, lost his head,
but, you know, on the death certificate says COVID.
He had COVID.
Because we cannot confirm whether or not COVID
actually contributed to that accident.
But, I mean, if you were to remove-
That's literally what the coroner in Florida said
to the guy that died on a motorcycle.
We cannot confirm if his COVID, you know, positive-
No, he died from severe impact to the head.
How do you know that?
On a motorcycle crash, that's what-
How do you know right before that happened
he didn't actually die of COVID?
Like right before that happened?
Because they can tell that.
It's so stupid, man.
I'm telling you, it's so stupid.
No, it's a money grab.
They also give, whose idea was it
to give the hospitals money if they-
That was a Trump regime when that happened.
Yeah, I want to understand-
Yeah, but Trump's not in charge of that.
I want to understand that-
But it's Trump, it's Trump's administration.
The moment that decision was made to pay hospitals
to subsidize hospitals for every case of COVID they had,
as soon as that moment happened,
corruption immediately happened.
That was Trump's administration that did that.
And I want to understand what the rationale was behind that.
And maybe he was trying-
Was that a Fauci and Birx thing?
Probably.
He might have managed that, but they reported to Trump.
No, I don't know.
As much as you don't want to admit, no, I'm good.
Yeah, I just, I don't have anything to say about that.
I don't know.
In fact, we don't know.
Trump did not do 100% good things.
He did a lot of good things.
There were some stupid things like that as well.
Well, I mean, he spent, he told-
You had to take the good with the bad.
He told five different manufacturers
to produce over 100 million-
Condoms?
Vaccines.
So he had, in the hopper,
at the time when Biden took over,
he had close to a billion vaccines being produced.
So comfortable, feels so real.
The sheepskin?
The lambskin.
Golly.
Anyway, John, you were saying-
Honey, what do you think?
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Pass on that.
Anyway, what were you saying?
Paul was interrupting you.
Awkward delay.
Yeah, you made a noise.
That was Paul that made that noise.
Yeah, seriously, what was that noise?
That was not me.
That's-
You made a goat moan.
A lambskin.
You made a goat moan.
I don't know what that was all about,
but frankly, I was looking down,
so I don't know who did it.
No, that was-
It was me.
Was it really?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I tried to imagine what a goat ejaculating felt like.
Oh God.
We're cutting all this.
Hold on, we're cutting all this anyway,
so it doesn't matter.
No, this is going-
You're gonna cancel the goat talk.
I am.
Is that the goat helicopter?
That's the goat boy.
So the COVID, so the COVID countdown
is where we're getting at.
That's the whole conversation.
You're cutting off track there with lambskin.
Even after Abbott said,
hey man, we can take the mask off,
the COVID counts are going down,
and regardless whether people are getting the vaccines
or not, the count's going down.
And you know what?
They could take a stink.
And then all of a sudden,
you've got who is the new CDC general now?
The Arabian lady that's like-
Lucy Miller?
Is that her name?
No, I don't know.
You see Arabian lady?
Yeah, she's a Middle Eastern-
Who the hell says Arabian lady?
Well, it's too kind of-
If you're from Saudi Arabia, aren't you Arabian?
Well, Arabia-
Where is Arabia?
Well, it's-
Saudi Arabian.
Yeah, well, it's the whole region, basically.
Arabia.
Arabia, Arabic, you know?
Arabia.
It's Labia.
Oh, I knew that.
Look at those eyes.
Oh, whoa, yeah, cute.
Is that her?
Top 35 beautiful Arab women.
Photos get me.
Oh, yeah, I don't think she is too-
Thank you.
Mr. Producer, man, you really came through right here.
Go up, click up, now down.
Now, the gallery.
Yeah, right there, the gallery.
Top 35 beautiful Arab women.
Why are we doing this?
This is monogamous mystic.
Well, we're just doing some research here.
So number 35, she's a princess.
Hold on, go back.
That's Jordan, right?
No, damn, I'm wrong.
The wife of Saudi prince.
Are we gonna get killed if we list this?
What is that thing?
Okay, all I know is that the-
This is going by very fast.
Yeah, it is, I'm getting a little dizzy.
I know the queen of Jordan.
Beautiful.
Personally?
Isn't Wonder Woman-
I don't know her personally.
Does she show up at your apartment?
Wonder Woman is from Israel.
Wonder Woman is Israeli.
She's from Israel.
Okay, look up the queen of Jordan.
You talking about Linda Carter?
Look up the queen of Jordan, she's beautiful.
She really is.
No, Gal Gadot.
She's from Israel.
She's from Israel, and she is also beautiful.
So which one is it?
I guess it's her.
Well, but I mean, when she was younger,
I mean, she's been a while now.
Jeez.
I think she's 87 now.
She's not that old.
Good Lord.
She's pretty.
She was born in 19, she's younger than you, Paul.
You know what's funny is that-
Whatever, the point is she's pretty.
You know, the woman we're talking about,
how the relationship between us
and how we're kind of like women,
even though we don't want to admit it.
You know how women go out-
You sound like Biden right now.
I know.
Purposely.
So-
No, not purposely.
She, so Tara was talking, she was like,
oh, you know, it's funny that,
it's funny that you guys like, you know,
Sean's like, all right, I want to go to Home Depot,
and I call up Paul, Ford slash Jeff,
you know, let's go to Costco, let's go do this,
let's go do that.
And it's like, you know, you guys can't do anything
by yourself.
It's just like, you got this codependence going on.
I understand that.
Yes, my wife calls us, yeah, your girlfriend's
coming over tonight for the podcast.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
You go out with your friends all the time.
Why can't the guys do it?
See, you guys have been doing this for a while,
I'm new to it.
Oh.
No, hold on, hold on, I'm not saying that
in a judgmental way, but I am finding myself like,
when I have nothing to do, I'm like,
hey, I'm texting you guys, what's going on?
I mean, I like to go to like,
Wednesday drinking start.
I know, right?
I'm like, hey, I'm going to make a run
to Total Wine, what are you guys doing?
I mean, now we all do this now.
What is the tool store we go to?
PB&J.
What is the cheap tool store we go to?
Harbor Freight.
Yeah, we love going to Harbor Freight.
Oh, I've never been to Harbor Freight.
I would love that store.
You've never been to Harbor Freight?
No.
We go out there just to walk the aisles.
Can you take me next time?
Yeah, the goal is to-
Make a run to Total Wine.
The goal is to eat as much beans as possible
the night before.
The what?
The goal is to eat a lot of beans
the night before we go anywhere.
Seeking crop dust.
And fart in Harbor Freight?
Just anywhere we go.
Anywhere. No, that's not the game.
Well, that's not yours, but it is mine.
I'm not going if that's the game.
Especially at these estate sales.
Sean will just drop bomb.
We love going to estates.
What?
I haven't done that yet.
Jeff is the only person that I know that,
this was a huge house, okay?
I'm in the kitchen and he's in the,
in another wing of the house in the garage
and he drops a bomb and you can hear it
all the way in the kitchen and you hear this
her, her, her.
It echoes?
No, it wasn't an echo, it was like a
her.
Oh, he's, it's an extended.
Yeah, it's his fart.
It's just like ruminated throughout the whole house.
And I was like, that's my buddy Jeff.
No one heard it.
So I have yet heard it.
I'm not nobody.
I have yet to do an estate sale.
You've, I thought you've been on one.
No.
Not with you guys.
I mean, not, not at all really.
I mean, no.
It's been a while.
Well, the whole COVID thing kind of shut things down
for a while.
Oh, it did?
Estate sales are fun.
Yeah, we'll have to start.
Because you never know what you're going to find.
I know, you guys talked about you buy awesome cutting boards.
I mean, like all sorts of shit.
Well, there's just, I mean, we, I look,
I don't like to buy quarter.
I need a wooden cutter, a cutting board.
It's, it's not, it, I don't, we don't,
I mean, I buy a lot of stuff,
but it's through buying stuff that I realize
we don't need to buy.
It's more of the hunt than it is the kill.
It's the exciting, the excitement,
excitement of buying something.
Because there are so much.
And I mean, there, because you know,
you can resell all that shit on like Facebook.
That's what a lot of people do.
They go out there and buy that stuff.
It's basically like flipping homes.
You're flipping real estate.
No, you're flipping estate items.
Yeah. We, we went to one house.
We totally do that.
Well, you find really interesting things as well.
We went to one and they had, was it Knights Templar?
Hats and stuff like that.
Or what was that?
The Masonic?
The Masonic.
The Mason's.
Yeah. It was Mason's.
And this was the old school show.
This was like the early 1900 Mason's.
Like pirate looking hats.
Yeah. With feathers.
British style hats that they had in the ships.
Were they expensive?
Yeah. Oh, I had, remember the hat I wore?
Oh, you wore it.
I took a picture and I sent it to you.
Remember the little beanie?
Yeah, I saw that the other day.
But they had like two or three of them.
You know about the cranberry,
the cranberry hat with the gold tassel?
Yeah, that's looking like a Shriner cap.
Yeah, I saw that the other day.
I was flipping through my pictures,
looking for a picture and I was like, oh my God.
But that was one of them.
But there were like two or three other ones.
And they were old.
They were really old.
Inside it was all embroidered.
Yeah, they had swords and all kinds of stuff.
It's quite the odd collection.
And this guy was evidently a grand master,
a cyclops or whatever the hell they call it, man.
He was a cyclops.
Not quite the same thing.
It was William Byrd.
Yeah, not quite the same thing.
But it is interesting because when these folks pass away,
they call up, the family calls up a professional service.
These companies.
So to gather their belongings and put a value to them
and sell them so that they can put the money back
into the family's estate.
No, yeah.
So I mean, they're providing a service.
And you find a diamond in the rough.
I mean, there are some things I wish I had enough money to buy.
And if you go on a Thursday, they range in the dates.
Thursdays, Fridays, Fridays, Saturdays, Fridays, Saturdays,
Sundays, Saturdays, Sunday, whatever.
So the goal is to try to get there as late as possible
because they have discounts.
After every day that passes, a lot of the estate sells,
all right, well, this is the first day, it's 25 off.
And the second day, it's 50% off.
And then sometimes, it's on Sunday, late afternoon,
like fucking 75% off.
Oh, yeah.
It's got to go.
It's all got to go.
Yeah.
Get rid of it.
Man, I have at those, there are some times.
Now, it's pretty picked over.
And when you go to those last days, you're like, yeah,
there's a bunch of shit here.
But every now and then, you'll find something.
You're like, I've been looking for something like that.
And you'll find it.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, I think the boys should have gone to buy plates
and silverware and stuff and glasses.
No, that's huge.
That's beneath them.
Wow.
They need new name brand stuff.
There's just, look, it's exciting.
It's fun.
That's crazy.
It's other people's stuff.
You know what?
When we walk into those homes, and you could tell
that it was an older couple.
Yeah.
And they got nice stuff.
They got money, right?
They spend money on nice stuff.
Well, it was nice stuff back in the 60s or the 70s.
Which doesn't matter.
And they haven't upgraded.
Yeah, but when you're talking about silverware.
So anyway, these estate sales, you walk in.
And they're older homes.
I'm not saying they're bad.
We've been into some pretty ratty homes.
We've been into some really nice ones.
We've been into some really nice, built-to-million-dollar
homes.
And we've been into some pretty ratty old country homes
as well.
Come to have these panic rooms.
Sometimes I feel bad, or I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah, like you're poaching old people's stuff.
Well, I'm encroaching on their private lives,
because you're walking in their bedrooms.
You're walking in their closets.
You're walking in their bathrooms.
And you see, and sometimes the bathrooms
are set up just like they have.
They have their toothpaste there.
They have their used toothpaste.
Their used soap.
Their used shampoo.
And they just died.
Yeah, and the stuff is still there.
Why don't they throw that shit out?
They sell it.
Well, I mean, toothpaste?
Well, hold on.
Half-used bottle of shampoo.
$2.
They sell it.
Yes.
They sell the shampoo?
Everything.
Well, I mean, they will.
I mean, they sell like half bottles of perfume and lotions
and stuff like that.
But I mean, they try to.
Toothpaste, maybe not.
But yeah.
Yeah.
It's not.
Yeah, toothpaste was a stretch.
Toilet paper.
No, they do.
You'll see that.
They had like a bundle of sanitary napkins.
Yes.
I'm not exaggerating.
They had like a couple cases of Depends.
That's just weird.
Depends.
All the clothes are still hanging up.
You know, like, let's just say, for example,
I spend my entire life, and I've got a hobby of climbing
mountains and hiking.
And I get a badge of everywhere I go.
Well, this guy had a backpack of like 100 patches on it.
And it's in the closet for $20.
His whole life.
I mean, I don't know the bar.
I'm serious.
Just think about that, though.
Let's say he went on 40 trips throughout the world
and spent $80,000 doing it.
Now, it's a $20 backpack.
Yeah.
That someone's going to go and go,
probably pull all those patches off,
try to sell them individually, probably.
And it makes you go, ugh.
I do.
Is that everything this guy did and believed in, and his hobby?
That's what it's worth?
Well, to tell you what it does for me,
is it I get a grip on what I own.
And I just tend not to be as obsessed about material things.
It doesn't matter anymore.
I hear you.
I'll let it go.
You know what?
I need that.
So I need to go to estate sales and experience
exactly what you're talking about.
It helps.
Because I care too much about material things.
I do.
Oh, man.
It really does help.
I do.
You'll go into these rooms sometimes,
and they'll have just records and tapes and VCR tapes
of stuff that-
Home porn.
Yeah, home porn.
Great.
Old people?
Yeah.
Yeah, granny style.
Butt sex.
And really, you're looking at these tapes.
You're like, I used to have a lot of these.
I threw mine away.
Butt sex.
And they didn't.
And they still have them.
They have 45s.
And you're like, wow, that's a really neat one.
But you're like, I have nothing to play it on.
Right.
Why bother?
Yeah, I'm like, they want a dollar for it.
I mean, there's all kinds of stuff.
Star Wars stuff, and that's kind of like, man, I could buy it.
And I have bought it.
And then you have more junk.
Yeah, and I have bought it.
And I'm kind of like, I ended up giving it to my brother.
You know, some of the stuff I bought.
It's just junk.
It becomes junk.
Yeah.
So now, we kind of like, I mean, I
have a different frame of mind when I go in to buy this stuff.
I say, hey, look, if we're going to use it, use it.
If you're going to buy it, you better fucking use it.
Right.
Otherwise, you're not going to, unless it's something like,
I love stones.
I love archaeology.
I enjoy, like, I still-
Crystals and shit like that.
Yeah, man.
Geology.
Yes, geology.
I was so disappointed the one time I went.
There was this fossilized piece of wood.
Fossilized piece of wood.
It was big.
It was about the size.
It was larger than a bottle of beer.
Petrified wood.
Yes.
And I walked away.
And like, five minutes later, someone had scooped it up.
They were, what, $15 for it?
Yes.
And you were like, I'm going to buy it.
Well, maybe I should.
Well, I bought everything else around it.
And I was like, I don't want to buy that.
I just saw it.
And then I came back.
I need to buy that.
And I didn't buy it.
And now that was-
You've been haunted ever since.
I have been.
You want to talk about it?
You know, I was disappointed.
He likes wood.
Yeah, especially petrified.
It's going to be really hard.
I want to buy the petrified woody.
I don't believe I had the why on the end of that.
Oh, it didn't.
No, no why.
No woody.
And it was funny is that at that particular estate cell,
it was in a pretty nice neighborhood.
And there were some women in there that were, oh, I
don't know how to put it.
They're not cougars.
They're married.
They're kind of like cougars, but they're a little bit older.
So they're, what do they call them?
Mountain lions.
Saber tooth.
I don't know.
Maybe saber tooth.
So anyway, so there were-
They're pretty nice.
I walked out of that front office room.
Where are these ladies?
These are estate cells.
So they're just randomly.
It was in a nice neighborhood.
So some of the local ladies were in there
with their little tennis outfits and whatever.
It was like a Saturday night.
They're poaching on their neighbor's stuff.
I guess.
Probably.
And so I'm in there, and I'm passing over the earring
section.
Imagine if there's a section with jewelry and stuff.
It's usual.
They have a big jewelry section every time.
Oh, yeah.
And so this one lady, she's in her 70s,
and she's like, oh, look at that earring.
Look at that ring.
Look at that stone.
Oh, the bigger the better.
I walk by, and I'm like, boy, I've
had a nickel every time I heard that.
And just kind of walk in.
You did not.
I'm sorry, but it was the funniest thing
I've done in an estate cell.
Did she go, oh?
There was several of them that looked up at me,
and they were just like, oh, ha ha.
They all laughed.
They laughed?
Yeah, I thought it was funny.
Oh, my god.
Leave it to you to make older women uncomfortable.
Well, that one didn't make it feel good.
Yeah, you find some really interesting things,
and you come across things where you're like,
why are you selling this kind of a scenario?
Right?
And it does.
It almost makes you uncomfortable.
Sometimes, and especially when you know it's the old.
If you know it's someone that's just relocating,
and they're just selling their house and all their shit.
They're downsizing.
That's one thing.
But you know when you walk into a house,
and it's an older man or older woman or an older couple
who just passed away.
There's some cool stuff, because everyone collects
stuff that's personal, and everyone has their own thing.
Everything in that house mattered to them.
Pharmacists that collect things that
evolve around pharmacy stuff, and they
have little scales and all those.
And there's just, I mean, you have different engineers
that do their things.
And they have electricians, and you have burners.
We have been, they've got the guy that was doing his,
one of his hobbies was the remote control airplanes.
And you go through the garage, and they've
got a ton of shit that evolves around that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
It's their hobby.
Yeah, so.
And they spent 20 grand, 30 grand on it.
So if you say estate sales near me,
there's some sort of website that's kind of nationwide,
isn't it?
I guess.
I mean, we would look at the region here.
Yeah, so we just do estate sales,
and you click on this one little website,
and it shows you the map of where we live.
And it's got a bunch of little nodes on the map.
It says, hey, these are all the estate sales in your area.
And we would literally hop from estate sale to estate sale
and just venture.
It's so exciting.
Yeah, I would actually enjoy it, because I love the mystery
of what people enjoy and the history.
And it's different in each house.
Oh, god, every single person is different.
You have to control the number one thing.
You have to control your biggest enemy is something
you are, my friend, are very much a victim of is impulse
buys.
Impulse buy.
Like gun saves.
Actually, that was not an impulse buy.
I had been researching.
It was an impulse buy.
No.
No, no, no.
Was it a bad purchase?
Yes, it was.
It's an impulse buy.
You didn't do your research.
I concede.
The only thing you said was.
If you want a lollipop, get a lollipop.
But if it had Tabasco in it, you should
have fucking read the label.
Yeah, I get it.
But the thing is, I definitely needed a gun safe.
I had been researching gun safes.
I trust Costco.
I saw a gun safe at Costco.
It was an impulse buy at Costco.
But it wasn't like, oh, I've never
thought about a gun safe before.
It wasn't that impossible.
It was a rookie mistake.
But it looks good.
If you're going to be hanging out with a few estate veterans,
sale veterans.
Oh, I see where you're going with this.
I need to up my game if I'm going
to go with experienced estate.
You don't want to be the impulse buyer who
buys that half box of Depends.
You need to procure some restraint.
Yeah, no, you're right.
If you guys could just teach me.
Or the oils.
I can.
Yeah.
Teach me how to be the best.
This is something you can't teach.
This is something you have to experience.
So I'm glad you had to go through this.
Thank you.
And sometimes the house is going to make you better.
That's so compassionate, Sean.
That's so compassionate.
It'll make it that much easier for us
not to make fun of you on the next estate sale.
Something tells me it won't matter.
No.
Sometimes we go out.
Still make fun of me.
Yeah, sometimes we go out.
I don't make an impulse buy.
You should see some of the shit that we've bought.
I mean, dude, I bought a wrench that's
the size of this fucking table.
I even told him.
I was like, we will never use that.
Never.
Ever.
But it's cool.
How big is the wrench?
It's like three feet long.
It's like a big water pipe wrench.
Unless you want to make the streetlights
at your local intersection.
Well, I was going to use it as a decorative piece.
That's the only bolt I can think of that's that big.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know how they bolted the poles down
with these gigantic nuts?
This would open it.
There we go.
This one is bigger.
It is almost bigger than that.
Well, it's a pipe wrench is what it is.
Yeah, it's a very large pipe wrench.
And it's heavy because it's solid steel.
Too bad you're not strong enough to turn that nut.
No, I'm not.
I could bust it, though.
Just freeze it.
Is that a rap song?
That's Bust a Move.
Oh, is that a song?
It's not Bust a Nut.
Young MC.
Bust a Nut.
Do-nut.
So we will gravitate toward the garages.
Well, first of all, we check the website for the estate sales.
And the websites usually have an entourage of pictures.
And they show you what they're selling.
And so I know that I have a couple friends that I know.
Larry.
Larry likes some knives, some old school knives.
And so we're always on the lookout.
And I know the Zimper.
Knives are always saw laughter.
And so there have been a few places that we've gone to where
I regret not buying knives.
Yeah, they've had some really nice knives that Sean's like,
I should have bought the damn knives.
Yeah, I should have.
And oh, man.
He's almost bought like entire China sets.
Yeah.
But you're talking like 150, 200 piece China set for $80.
Oh, shit.
That probably cost probably $1,000.
Oh, yeah.
Do that.
It was like three quarters off.
Here's the thing.
If you don't have any China and you're
in the market for some China, that's a no-brainer.
Yeah, but if you're not.
Really?
Who was that?
Is that better?
It is so weird.
Paul's got, if you don't know, Paul's got a little list.
But he's had this little screen in front of him
that kind of keeps the height.
You can't see it.
What is it called?
The S?
The sibilance.
It keeps the sibilance from coming out.
Paul's here in the podcast.
So he's got this circle block disc cock.
I'm sorry.
Really?
A disc in front of his face.
And so you can't see.
So when he burps or says something,
I got a second guess.
It's like, did that come out of his mouth?
Did you seriously say that?
What?
That you belch?
That you let into this thing.
Paul had to lift.
Really?
That's what you took out of this whole thing?
Absolutely.
You led with that.
Well, look.
It is what it is.
What the hell?
OK, I'll walk into one of mine.
Is it fake news?
What?
Oh, come on, man.
Golly.
My point is that how do you want me to lead that in?
Just say Paul has a little thing over his mouth.
Is a windscreen.
Paul had the windscreen.
Yeah, because there's so much wind.
The only wind that's coming from here is Jeff's ass.
Because I can't hear.
All right.
Is that why you have the windscreen?
Yes, because I can't hear.
Well, that's too late now.
That sucked the air out of this whole thing.
You know, Paul's got to lift.
I know.
God.
Damn it, man.
Now we have to throw the whole thing out.
So getting back to your, your.
Hold on.
This is the, I'm trying to think of what this is called.
This is the, what do they call it?
Some of the beta female.
Come on.
If I'm trying to make you mad and I'm not trying to do it,
I'm doing it.
Passive aggressive.
Yeah.
You're being passive aggressive.
This is the biggest passive aggressive cancel
I've ever had.
You are being passive aggressive.
You just canceled that.
The most passive aggressive as possible.
I did?
Cancel culture.
Yeah.
I just said it hurt my feelings.
You're a lib.
Yeah, but why?
It hurt my feelings.
You're a Twitter mob.
Paul's part of Twitter.
The funny part was that I couldn't tell who was burping.
It was not me.
I burped because I have a windscreen.
All right, delete this whole area.
It was not me.
I own mine.
Where are we at?
Well, I want to get back to Paul's safe.
Oh, the gun safes.
I want to get back to Paul's safe,
because he bought this.
It looks nice.
It's a rifle.
It's a rifle safe.
And it was half an impulse buy.
It was half of an impulse buy.
You were standing there going, man, that's really nice.
And it's only this much.
And I don't know how I'm going to get home.
And I was like, well, I've got a truck.
You're like, OK, I'll get it.
So I didn't even hesitate.
I was like, I'm in the market.
Someone that doesn't hesitate acts impulsively.
And then the thing is, two days before, I've been researching
gun safes on the Internet, and they're all sold out.
I'm your pro.
And they're all sold out.
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then I get to Costco.
Here's where I let it get the best of me or the worst of me.
I trust everything that Costco sells.
Exactly.
because they they have like people that they have picture analysts and they do the research and they make sure that it's high quality stuff and supposedly.
No, I disagree with that. I know I do too. Now that I don't know where you got that trend.
Well, I had heard that they only sell the stuff that like is like good quality and stuff. Right.
So I'm sitting there looking at the safe and I'm like, oh, my God, it's only it's five hundred dollars regularly.
It's only four hundred and fifty on sale.
And I'm like, I need a gun safe because I've been researching them and I've been trying to figure out what I'm going to do
because I don't know if I want to spend like the crazy amount that the Internet is like demanding.
And I'm like, OK, well, this is a no brainer. I trust Costco.
It's got to be good. It's not. It's not.
It's totally not. So I take I bring it home.
It's sitting in my in my bedroom like a monolith in the one space.
I see the monkeys are jumping around it. It's sitting there.
It's big and it's heavy. It literally is sitting in the middle of my bedroom.
It was heavy within the box. I had to lift it myself.
By yourself. You didn't even touch it. I was a supervisor.
You did supervise. There were six there are six guys around it.
So I supervise it. We're not six guys. I think I was.
Anyway, so so so I immediately get home and I'm like looking at it.
I'm like going, oh, shit. We waddled it.
We waddled it because here's the thing, I pride myself on being a I research my shit.
Right. Right. For the most part, I don't make impulsive buys
without reading reviews and like check in quality and submitting it.
All that. No, no. It was an impulse buy.
I do the same thing. I research the shit out of it drives my I do. I do.
But like I said, I let the Costco quality thing get the best of me.
So I get on YouTube and this guy is basically
ripping apart this the exact same gun safe.
Now, it's sold under two different names, but it's the same company.
And so I'm thinking, OK, it looks exactly the same.
It's got a different name on it. But anyway, so he pulls it apart.
And he's researching and he's looking at it and he's like, it is as cheap as you get.
The metal is thin.
The lock is a joke.
The the the I mean, the electronics, the electronics are
electronics or are a complete joke.
I mean, the whole thing's a joke.
Like anybody who sells that with the premise of you can put all your most
expensive valuables in like everything you cherish, put it in there because it's safe
is bullshit. That's bullshit. It's not safe.
It's not safe. I think it is from the standard burglar.
Who's going to break in your home?
I thought we mentioned this earlier, I was like, but if you get the guys
who know what they're doing, they're probably going to look at it and go,
yeah, I can get that quick.
Yeah. Well, they're probably going to get into no matter what you have. Quick.
That's not what they're doing.
Not true. Not true. That's the thing.
That's there's the difference.
So they I watched a video of of not even sophisticated burglars
breaking into different types of safes.
And they took one of the cheap ones like the one I have.
They knocked it on its back. Right.
They just dropped it. Boom.
And then they started working on it with with crowbars.
And in a pry bar were the long ones like a long pry bar and a crowbar.
The two of them worked together and they worked around the edges.
And within a minute and 45 seconds, they had it open.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
But but that's the cheap shit.
If you've got three inch steel and you pay like 20, you know,
fifteen hundred to like three thousand dollars for a safe,
that shit doesn't work.
I mean, I do believe there are safes out there,
but that they can work on it for for hours and not and not get it open.
I guess you're you guess you do.
You need to ask yourself on what level of protection I look.
That's exactly right.
Am I looking for something that's going to be a deterrent from my kids
and maybe someone who stumbles across it?
And maybe if my house catches on fire, the stuff inside is going to survive.
Bingo. That sort of stuff. That is exactly right.
So you just got to ask yourself, what level of security do I need?
That's right.
Well, then it may work for you. Nailed it one hundred percent.
You basically have to decide what am I willing to?
How far am I willing to go?
Are you putting your Rembrandt's in there and your diamond collection?
So that would be irresponsible to do what?
To put your Rembrandt's in there because they're, you know,
it's obviously not a nice enough unless you were going to buy a three
thousand dollars safe that's bolted to the floor and it can span.
It's staying two hours worth of fire. Right.
I mean, that's the whole different ballgame.
And that's twenty five dollars.
Yeah, I think the one you have said 60 minutes in a fire.
Right. And at a certain temperature and water as well.
That water is water tight up to for so long as well, I think.
Yeah. Oh, it's water tight, too.
Yeah. I thought the box said that.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know if I'm going to.
I may just keep it because it's a pain in the ass just to return it.
Well, again, I think you need to sit down and think, OK, what do I need this for?
Right. I mean, I think you need to sit down and think, OK, what do I need this for?
Right. I needed a place to securely put my guns.
You know what? Maybe some valuables.
I think you need to return it.
Yeah, I don't think you'll be satisfied.
Every time you look, I think you're right.
And I think I should spend the extra if there were if there were three hundred,
I would probably keep it
since it's five fifty, four fifty, four, four fifty.
Man, I would return it. I think I am.
So what are you guys doing this weekend?
I will not be around.
What do you know? I'll be in I'll be in Lubach.
Wait, when are you getting back from Lubach?
I'll be Sunday late.
OK, what are you doing Sunday night?
They close at six. OK.
What are you doing Monday?
Well, you could put this in your you could put this in your car as well.
Yeah, your ex. Oh, my Jedi. Yeah.
I mean, you're you're whatever you drop it to the top.
I could. Now you have another car, the the the the fucking Ford,
whatever that is, the Ford Expedition.
Yeah. Just put the seats down.
And you could you could tap it out of there.
You just kind of roll it, walk it out, walk it out.
It's probably easier than your because you have carpet and would slide.
Although it's slid on mine, too.
But, you know, I was thinking about throwing it over my right shoulder
and just carrying it out of the house like a backpack.
Love to see that.
And just just kind of throw it into the right shoulder of all things.
Yeah, my right one. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's already fucked up anyway.
So throw it up on that shoulder and be like, I could get out of the way.
Let me how much do you think that thing weighed 200 pounds, 400 pounds?
They're claiming 179 or something stupid like that.
But no, it seemed much heavier than heavier than that.
Well. Well, you know, maybe it said kilograms.
Look it up, Mr.
Producer put signature signature executive gun safe Costco.
I want to know.
Yeah, those safes are not cheap.
No, they're not.
I mean, this one is cheap because I had to get one for my house.
And you have one. They're not. Yeah, they're not cheap.
Well, what'd you end up buying? Fort Knox.
Oh, it is a Fort Knox.
That's a respectable brand.
I burrowed I burrowed into the ground.
No, I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, I thought you'd be smart.
There is a Fort Knox brand.
Oh, yeah. OK. I thought you were joking.
Which one is it?
It should be for it should be five fifty four fifty.
It's that first one right there, isn't it?
I don't know. But yeah, I've got to say it's.
It's so unpopular.
That's probably that size right there.
That's not even showing up.
It's not. Yeah, it's not.
It's not even showing up.
How is that?
Just go to Costco dot com and search it that way.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Go to Costco dot com and put safe.
You'll find it that way.
He's really savvy on the Internet.
It's about two and a half feet tall.
OK. What do you have in there?
What do you have in there?
I keep my underwear in there.
Do you have a hunt?
Do you have like one point seven million dollars
for the gold bars in there?
I do some bullion.
Oh, nice. Gold bullion.
I love that. He likes to collect.
The middle top.
That was signature.
I don't know what's happening. Big Horn.
Well, they didn't have it online.
No, that's because that's the discontinued.
I bought the last.
Oh, he fucking bought the last one.
I bought the last one.
All the cost was like, yeah, they're like,
we got one more sucker.
Yay.
All right. Go back up to the top.
We're search the signature safes up at the top.
Wow. So it doesn't even show up.
Are you sure it's signature executive safe?
I think so. Yeah.
Buckhorn or whatever that other one was.
What's happened? Executive safe.
Oh, it's a little bit of a fault.
It's not a vault.
Well, you know what?
There it is. Big Horn.
Twenty eight hundred dollars. That's it right there, right?
Well, I wish.
Yeah, I got that for four hundred and fifty bucks.
It's a three thousand dollars safe.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it looks like the same shitty, shitty one.
Good Lord.
Are you sure it's not that you sure it's not the big horn?
I have no for factors, not big.
I'll tell you what, you know who who has a gun safe
that is loaded?
I'm not going to tell you who it is, but you know who he is.
I know who.
Now, what said not to say it, that was six hundred dollars.
Why is there six hundred dollars?
Are you saying it's loaded with gold bullion?
No. So rubies.
One of my one of my my wife's my wife's sister's husband,
and my wife's sister's husband.
And we went over to his.
I went over to his house and he he had a safe
that was a little bit bigger than about a third bigger than yours and taller.
I mean, not much, but that damn thing was loaded with gold.
It's loaded with guns.
Guns did he has.
I mean, ridiculous. Why do you need that many guns?
But the thing is, is that he's he's got like all of like every
he's got like a thousand to two thousand rounds of everything
you can think of, you know, that he that he has.
And he has got orders.
Mortars, grenades, bazookas.
Does he have a bubble gum?
He doesn't have a daisy cutter.
Daisy cutter.
He's got like gardening tools in there. What's going on?
Now we went through the whole daisy cutter, the daisy cutter.
What's wrong with you?
So he was he had his his ship was moving right along, isn't he?
Yeah, he's like he doesn't remember the daisy cutter.
No, I do. I just don't care.
Oh, you're talking about the the the
the biggest bomb that comes out on non nuclear.
We care. Yeah. But you don't.
Well, I was talking about the it's the Moab.
Mother of all bombs. It is. Yeah.
The brand new daisy cutters on eBay.
Great deals on Daisy.
Do you want to take out your enemy's subdivision
by the Moab?
All you got to do is what?
How the fuck would you get that in the air?
You wouldn't.
It's not what you're talking about.
It is on eBay.
That's right there on the top.
Brand new daisy cutters on eBay.
It says free free.
Dot com. Shut up.
Yeah, so the gun safe
is obviously very important, especially if kids in the house
or folks visiting your home and shit like that.
I got one. I feel much better because there was a time
where I didn't have one and.
She was just kind of laying out.
That's kind of where I unresponsible and we go home
and I feel much better about it.
And I know, Sean, you have one.
Yeah, your print, I think you guys might not have a fingerprint.
I might as both. It's got the little thing.
In fact, I need to I need to I need to get some stuff from you.
The original case that came in.
I mean, it's downstairs. You can take it with you.
Yeah, but there's a key there.
I want to leave the key with you, though, just in case.
I have the biometric.
I think it's I think it's century safe.
It's nice. I like it for my for my pistol.
Oh, it's perfect. Yeah.
You're talking about the pistol. Yeah, I've got that.
I got it right next to the bed.
Is that the one that you made?
You programmed and Brody figured it out like in minutes.
I couldn't believe it.
I told you that story.
Guns. So I couldn't believe it.
It's got a four button, a four button.
He had to have watched you.
It has a bio. Oh, of course.
It has a biometric scan.
It has a key and it has a four button code.
Any one of those three will open up the safe.
And I basically bought the thing because I he was he's kind of
I don't want to say he's crazy, but he's very impulsive.
And I just didn't want to take the chance that he was going to
want to take the chance that he would ever get a hold of it
somehow. Right. You know, being a responsible dad, impulsive.
And oh, my God, I and every time I'm around it, I'm like,
OK, so no, no, no, let me close it.
You know, you're not going to get anywhere near this.
And he says, and after years of this, he goes, I know the code,
dad. And I'm like, oh, that's funny.
That's funny, son. Oh, you're such a kidder.
No, I know the code. Well, really.
You know, yeah, let me let me show you.
And he walks over and he goes beep, beep, beep, beep, clunk.
It opens. I was speechless.
I'm telling you, every time I like every time I've worked on the code
or done the the scan of my finger, I've been like alone in the room.
I like I've been you know what I mean?
I've been very careful about.
So is the code something original?
I mean, it was I mean, not like, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom in a row.
No, no, no. What I'm saying is there's no numbers.
Well, they're not. But there's four buttons in a pattern.
Yeah. And I did a pattern that I've never done before.
OK, was it based on like a one, two, three, four scenario?
I mean, if for me, it was I mean, you know, I think it was like one, four, two, three.
I mean, I don't know. I don't know.
I mean, but it was something I've never done before.
And I have a common. I literally had to like remember one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Right. I don't think it's for. That's a good point.
I could have done the same key or there's how many combinations?
He walks right up and goes boom, boom, boom, boom, which means he was had his
focus head around the corner at any time.
A hundred percent. And he poked his head around.
He poked his head around when I was doing the code, saw it for an instant.
And it's like, oh, another code.
I never asked it. And at any moment had he.
That's eye opening. It was shocking.
Now, do I really think he was going to grab the gun at night and shoot us and blah.
No, but I just wanted to be responsible.
I want to make sure I'm more I'm more I want to make sure my kids could never get a hold of that gun
and he could have grabbed it at any time.
Well, the problems come in when they want to show it to friends.
That's what I'm saying. Look at this.
That's where the accident.
When people get guns, it does something.
It does something to them.
Or it can do something to them, not not all of it.
But everybody has that sense of of.
Yeah, I don't know.
Immortality when they pick up a weapon, you know, I mean,
I mean, just think of all these kids and these that they get a weapon
and they do these mass shootings, you know, or anybody that does a mass shooting period.
No, I don't think that has anything to do with having a weapon in your hand.
Well, I'm just saying.
Well, hold on.
No, I think the example you were giving was somebody who
is curious, curious about a weapon, and they and they get into the safe
or they get in underneath their dad's bed or wherever the gun is
and they hold it in their hands and they're curious and they're kind of playing with it.
And it happens to be loaded and something bad happens.
I understand that that that that is a curiosity.
And the younger they get, the worse that curiosity.
But the older they get, the more it sprouts wings. Yeah.
And so let's just say that they they did that.
And then now they're living alone and now they're 22.
Now they have the ability to buy their own weapon.
And now they have this.
I'm just yeah.
So crazy. They don't have the respect.
They don't. So let's play that out.
All right. Let's say I'm 20 years old.
I'm a disgruntled young man.
And with with, you know, so hold on, so hold on.
So let's play that out.
So I know my father has a pistol right or an AR or something like that.
I know where it is. I know where the gun that the weapon is and the ammo is.
And I go to I bring it out from where it is.
And I kind of load it and I look at it and I play with it a little bit.
And I think to myself, hmm, I'm going to go to King
Supers and I'm going to shoot up the place because I'm
I'm curious about this gun and I'm holding it.
No. Well, hold on.
100 percent. No, not that that is a million percent.
Other motive. That's you.
That's you know, motive.
I'm agreeing with Jeff. It's 100 percent.
Is there is there motive? Yes, it is.
It is. I'm angry.
I'm I want to kill a bunch of people.
And you know what? I happen to know where my dad's gun is.
This Muslim shooter in Colorado.
Dan, I'm holding the gun.
And oh, I think I think I'm going to shoot the reason on the guy
that just happened recently, the Muslim shooter in Colorado.
Well, I was he disgruntled.
That whole story has kind of disappeared because he's not white.
I actually did not hear the motivation behind that mass shooting.
I don't know what the motivation is.
I don't either.
And they sure the hell didn't call it a race crime
because they were all white people they killed.
So and he was a Muslim, a Muslim man.
I don't know. He was born in Syria.
Yeah. And I'm angry about that.
It was a Muslim, but it's just like, you know, if that had been
a white guy killing 10, 12 black people, well,
that would have stayed in the news for weeks.
There'd be riots going on.
And there would be push for more gun control and all that kind of stuff.
But since they were well, I mean, it's sad. OK.
And this is where I'm kind of driving this whole thing.
It's got people have.
People have. I don't have.
So the final point is it was basically it's
a it all evolves around
why the media is talking about stuff and why they're not talking about stuff.
Because you've got these black folks that got shot up in Virginia.
You know, why aren't they talking about that?
Why is that not important?
Why is that not just as important?
Because it doesn't follow their agenda.
But you say it's all about the narrative.
You say that and everyone says that.
But I'm just like, come on.
I mean, why? I don't. It's why.
It's why is what you're asking? Why is that whole water?
I don't get why they're focusing on one.
And what was the big one? The Asian one?
The Asian, the the the whack of tourist
that would that likes to whack off.
And he was like, I can't handle anybody.
Go to the sex shop. So I'm going to I'm just going to.
Well, he shot up, I think, six Asians and two white people.
He shot up whoever was in those shops that fed that
fed his addiction, fed his addiction.
But it's see, that's just not true.
But that's not how the press is spinning it.
They're spinning it as a hate crime.
And then out of his own mouth, I have no mouth.
This had nothing to do
about what race or who they were.
It was about what they were. And they still said it.
And there's yes. And they're still doing it.
And they're still reporting it that way.
I know. Yeah. The the the morning talk show with Joe.
What's his name? Joe Rogan.
No, not Joe. No.
Coffee with Joe or coffee with Joe's his name.
Joe Scarborough Scarborough.
And then the blonde very cute blonde with a fucking MSNBC guy.
Yeah. Why are we talking about that loser?
Well, well, I did because he was talking about this
and then he blossomed into
he's spreading information, misinformation about it.
You're talking about.
Well, yeah. And he was like, if you think this is right, then,
you know, you're you're you're what's wrong with America.
What's right?
You know, you know, owning the guns and, you know, OK.
He started going into,
you know, people with he started he stepped he tied it into the vaccines.
God, you know, what?
I started writing on that one.
Like, do your do your duty as an American?
He's like, look, don't be one of those.
He basically said all the Biden support anti-Biden anti-Biden people.
Fucking unbelievable. All right.
Just you're going to have to cut the shit out of this.
No, no, I don't I don't think so. Let's let's let's wrap it up.
Let's wrap it up.
You know what? You make some great points.
Yeah, but we need to rehash it.
So we'll just find a way to stop this.
Let's just someone talk.
No, it's good. It's good.
I think you made some great points, and I think we have to dig
into it a little bit more because I can promise you it's on everybody's minds.
It's not going away. It's not going away.
We can talk about it next week. You give it proper time. Yeah.
So why don't we enjoy the music for a little bit?
What just happened in the music?
And that was weird. He's moving it.
Yeah, it's like staticky and stuff.
Yeah, that was a staticky part I was concerned about.
Yeah, he's moving it, I believe, because it's only so long.
All right. This is our last part, Cass of Zizamach.
And we are moving into a bro.
Holy shit. Guess what?
Yes. April, March 30, April 1st is Thursday.
Someone's birthday, right?
April 1st is going to be our birthday.
That's wrong. No, it's Thursday, Tuesday.
And then April 2nd.
Is your next week.
I'm out next week, but let's do we're going to be out.
April 8th, I'm not going to be here for your freaking birthday.
You're an asshole.
When's your birthday?
Pardon my French, but you an asshole.
Friday. Well, did your birthday just pass?
Oh, this is an October.
Come on. Shit.
So we'll have to plan.
Well, you guys obviously could do shit, but plan some for the following week.
We're celebrating Thursday night.
Thursday night. I'm not working Friday, so I'm going with that.
Done. All right. Good night, guys.
Hey, thanks for being with us, listeners.
All three of you fucking last Tuesday in March.
Time flies. It does.
It does.