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I never heard those trumpets before.

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The hell's that?

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That was a harmonica.

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No, that was a cat.

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Obviously.

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It's like a water buffalo.

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This is the post show.

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It's not a water buffalo.

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That's a harmonica.

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Water buffalo.

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It's like a water buffalo.

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There's a buffalo in it.

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I like the water buffalo song from Veggie Tales.

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Veggie Tales.

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No, that's Sabu.

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I was going to say.

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Don't say Hannah Barbera or whatever.

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No, it was the Sabu song.

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That's Sabu.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Sabu.

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Sabu?

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Yeah.

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Veggie Tales.

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You've never heard of Veggie Tales?

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That was our favorite.

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That was one of our favorite songs, a Sabu song.

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Oh.

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We watched that one.

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Oh, where is my hairbrush?

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Oh, where is my hairbrush?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, where, oh, I'm into that.

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where where where where where where where where where is my hairbrush?

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How often can you say that that things that you played for your kids that like you you

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like usually you dread it like Daddy put on this put on this and like you dread it.

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Like the Barney that was.

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Yes.

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Barney was terrible.

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I banned certain things from my house.

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Barney was one of them.

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Teletubbies was another.

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The fucking Wiggles.

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We watched the Wiggles.

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See there we go that's what this is exactly.

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Solid yummy yummy. I just wanted a barf. We watched the shit out of it

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Okay, but did you do that to VeggieTales?

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I love VeggieTales. We watched the shit out of VeggieTales. Every single song.

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But my point is I didn't hate it if the kids were like put on VeggieTales. I was like, yeah, baby

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Yeah, I'm in. Popping in. Pop a beer and we're good.

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Oh, I'm sorry. What happened? Yeah, my wife and I had to have some beers. Come on boys, let's do some shots. Some jerky

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Isn't that crazy though?

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We were good. VeggieTales was a Christian based song. So it was it had a fantastic message

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It did. And catchy tunes. They had catchy tunes. They did have catchy tunes.

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We should play some of that.

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Well, I don't know. We're allowed to. That's how we're gonna close tonight. We're gonna close with VeggieTales.

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Let's say we close with the same.

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The Barney, the Barney, oh I ate the Barney. Yeah, he got sick.

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I didn't need my potatoes or my meat, just the Barney.

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That was Mr. Lentil singing that.

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Lentil.

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The VeggieTales classic was that Miss Madame Blueberry?

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I don't know that one.

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Lived in a tree.

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You really played this a lot. We played the shit out of it. The Pirate Song.

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Oh my god. I think I remember the Pirate Song. The Pirates Who Do Nothing.

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Well, I remember a whole movie about the Pirates where they felt guilty about stealing something.

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I think they made an entire movie out of that.

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I never saw the movies. We had the video tapes and the skits, the little songs, but we never went and saw one of the movies.

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We did. We did. They had great songs.

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We did too.

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Fantastic sing-along songs.

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Yeah, VeggieTales silly songs.

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The Water Buffalo song and the Hairbrush song.

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Yeah, the...

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I want to do the, see if you can find the Pirate Song.

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So hold on, are they done? Are they done? No more VeggieTales?

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Well, I don't know. I've been kind of disconnected since the kids grew up.

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Well, yeah, because our kids aren't little anymore, right?

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Well, the Pirate Song is the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

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Yeah, that first one there.

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Yeah. I remember that.

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Let's see if we can get it playing here.

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Yeah, let's do a little bit of that.

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Silly Songs with Larry.

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Oh yeah, we had that one.

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Oh, it's a long song. 3 minutes 14 seconds.

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Yeah.

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That tells the Pirate Songs who don't do anything.

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I play a little bit of that. Let's just, let's, you know...

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Now, this is from 2006.

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Yeah, for the dads.

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So...

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For the older dads that played this shit for their kids.

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So Steven was four. Yeah, four and six.

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Let's do that.

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Here we go.

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Yeah.

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You turn it up there.

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What do we got?

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Joining Larry.

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Joining Larry.

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All the way.

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Make up the infamous gang of scat-

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Mr. Producer, all the way.

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Yeah, a little bit louder.

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How about some gain on that channel?

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...don't do anything.

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We just stay at home and light a round.

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36 maybe, 37.

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Why ask us to do anything?

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Are you able to turn that up?

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Right there.

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He's in a recliner.

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Well, I've never been the green one,

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and I've never been the Denver Red Hives.

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That's probably the second generation thing.

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Yeah, that looks like it.

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So, anyways, that's the style that it is,

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but it's very silly.

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Whatever.

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So, I'm sorry we got stuck on this,

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but you know what?

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It is an experience that some of the dudes like us

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had to deal with growing up with the kids.

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We did.

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And you know what? I also had the VHS tapes.

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That's what we did. We had the VHS tapes.

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We had like three of them.

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The silly songs.

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Three?

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Well, we had the...

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I guess we were like...

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We killed them.

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We killed the shit out of those.

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Well, we had the DVDs that we popped in the car.

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Like, with the...

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Is that a beer?

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We weren't that...

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry, I forgot I'm the yuppie of the group.

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Yeah, I had a 1965 bug.

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They didn't have DVDs.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, we had the $100,000...

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Yeah, I had a BMW.

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No, it was a Porsche SUV.

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Oh, yeah.

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With TV screens everywhere.

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Like, in the back of the seats, on the roof.

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Did they have TV screens?

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Oh, my God.

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I thought it was projection.

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It was crazy.

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He had a big barcode.

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And the kids were like,

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can we go to Chick-fil-A again, please?

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Yes.

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I haven't finished my movie yet.

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Yeah.

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Can you drive around the neighborhood, please?

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What are those big TVs? Is that CRV?

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I don't know what my kid is.

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CRT.

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CRT.

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Valley Girl.

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Those things were huge.

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Weighed 150 pounds.

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Gag and bag it on a goat wagon.

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What are you talking about?

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I've got a 32-inch TV that weighs 300 pounds.

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The tube TVs, yeah.

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Yeah.

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You can't get rid of them.

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You know what's crazy about that?

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The size and heaviness of them.

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So, when my wife and I, before kids...

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You can't even give those away.

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Check this.

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Before kids, we wanted to have...

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We bought an entertainment center.

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Like, we both were working.

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Yeah, but you both failed because you never bought Sonos.

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Shut up.

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So, we're both working.

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We both have money.

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Too soon?

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We have no kids and we can feel okay.

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We can feel okay about buying nice things for our home, right?

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That we just moved into, right?

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So, we go to some specialty TV store.

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Incredible Universe.

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No, no.

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Like a smaller one.

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Like, home theater.

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Like, home theater something.

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Home theaters are us.

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No, it was a small...

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Anyway, here.

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Anyway, so we go in there and you know how to do it.

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The most expensive TV they have right front and center.

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Oh, yeah.

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You're like, I want it.

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And then all the other ones, they kind of tinker with the settings to make it not look as good.

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Really?

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We bought a Mitsubishi 36-inch tube TV, $3,600.

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Whoa.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Yeah.

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That was a bad expense.

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We got totally sucked into it.

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They were like...

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And we looked at the screen.

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That's $100 an inch.

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It was amazing.

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The screen was amazing.

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But like I said, they tinkered with all the other ones to make them look shitty.

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We paid $3,600.

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Yeah.

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How long do you have that TV?

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About a year.

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I'm kidding.

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No, we had a long time.

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I mean, so basically when the other stuff started coming out, like the thin light, you know, plasma and all that kind of stuff, I was like, I don't care.

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We have the best TV ever.

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Like I was holding on to it like because it was freaking diamond.

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It was made out of diamond.

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It was also probably...

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Gold plate electronics.

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Yeah.

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It was probably the heater of the house too.

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You hate that there in the summertime or the summer.

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But man, it was so heavy.

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Oh yeah, those things are heavy as shit.

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Heavy.

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Anyway, but yeah, we held on to it.

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And it was because of me because I was like...

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And what did you do?

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Did you just throw it away?

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Yeah.

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I think so.

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I think we totally took it to the dump.

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You cannot give those to like Goodwill or any of the charity places.

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They won't take them.

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I threw a huge TV and I watched them stick it in the back of one of those garbage trucks that will just roll it right there.

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And you can watch it as it goes into the...

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The big wall comes down and just crushes it.

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It's very satisfying.

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I watched my $3,600 TV just plop into the concrete pit and break into a million pieces.

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And that was it.

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That was it.

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But it was like 15 years later, man.

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I think I got my money.

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My money's horrible.

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$200 a year.

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God, isn't that horrible?

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Talk about being taken.

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Well, considering right now you can take $200 and you can buy a badass 40-inch.

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Yeah, there's a 75-inch at Costco for $800.

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I so got taken.

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We were young couple.

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Outside of the times, you know.

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Yeah, we were young couple.

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Well, they were expensive back then.

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We wanted the best.

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They were expensive.

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I'm all about, you know, I mean, if you can afford it.

269
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I mean, at this point in my life, I want to try to whenever I buy things, I want to try to get a little bit extra.

270
00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,240
I think not necessarily the things I buy.

271
00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,240
I think it's more of the things I do.

272
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I like the little bit extra.

273
00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,240
I can respect that.

274
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We're at an age where shit, man.

275
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I mean, we don't know how long we're going to be able to enjoy stuff.

276
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This is the problem.

277
00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,240
We've talked about this before.

278
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People like wait and wait and wait.

279
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And then they wait for retirement.

280
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And it's like the late 60s.

281
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And then they want to start living life.

282
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,240
And they can't fucking walk.

283
00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,240
Right.

284
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240
They can't walk.

285
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,240
They can't go to Israel because they can't walk.

286
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:52,240
And then they can't go to Europe because, you know, they can't walk.

287
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,240
They can't walk.

288
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240
They can't walk.

289
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,240
I mean, you know what I mean?

290
00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,240
I mean, shit, man, we got to do this shit while we're still healthy.

291
00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,240
I think it's always been beat into our brains, though.

292
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,240
You need to save for retirement, save for retirement, save for retirement.

293
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,240
And you should.

294
00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,240
Oh, yeah.

295
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,240
There's a point.

296
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,240
But there's also times we need to save for things to do now.

297
00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,240
Yeah.

298
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,240
You need to have you need to live.

299
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,240
Yeah.

300
00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,240
You need to live.

301
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:18,240
Imagine if you guys have gone to Lake Tahoe in your 20s.

302
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,240
I did.

303
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,240
Imagine how amazing that would have been.

304
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,240
I did.

305
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240
Instead of your 40s.

306
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240
I did.

307
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,240
Where you're huffing and puffing and falling down and grabbing your.

308
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,240
I never climbed the mountains, although I was 30 the first time I went out there.

309
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,240
I'm dogging on you guys and you're not even catching that.

310
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,240
Yeah.

311
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,240
Well, you know, it's a sign of the times.

312
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,240
I mean, it was it was tough.

313
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,240
But you know what?

314
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,240
We did it.

315
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,240
Yeah.

316
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,240
And, you know, I had a good time doing it.

317
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,240
I enjoyed the everything about it.

318
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,240
I know.

319
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,240
I remember that the white water.

320
00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,240
We did.

321
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,240
That was a freaking blast.

322
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,240
That sounds safe.

323
00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,240
Yeah.

324
00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,240
Well, you know, it's good.

325
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,240
I don't think it got hurt.

326
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,240
I've done that.

327
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,240
I've done that before.

328
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,240
And we fell out.

329
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,240
I mean, we fell out.

330
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,240
We didn't fall out.

331
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,240
We jumped out.

332
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,240
Like in the middle of the rapids.

333
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,240
Yeah.

334
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,240
He goes, there's a there's a part of the rapids up here.

335
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,240
You'll be able to get out and ride.

336
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,240
That's not the same thing.

337
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,240
No, it was.

338
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,240
We were going down the river.

339
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,240
It was category six.

340
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,240
Like, shit went crazy.

341
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,240
And I was out.

342
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,240
So you weren't able to manage your boat.

343
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,240
And my son was out.

344
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240
No, we.

345
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,240
So some of us are a little.

346
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,240
That's kind of scary.

347
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,240
No, the raft.

348
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,240
But did you have a.

349
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,240
A bent.

350
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:19,240
Did you have a captain?

351
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,240
Yes.

352
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,240
And he was freaking out.

353
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,240
Like, I.

354
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:26,240
That's what made me a little nervous, because usually they're calm and they know where they

355
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240
need to hit.

356
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,240
Yes.

357
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,240
They don't hit it.

358
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,240
They're like, and they're like, row this and this.

359
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,240
And so he was screaming and yelling.

360
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,240
We were all trying to do that.

361
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,240
And the damn raft bent, bent in half and dove and water rushed into the tube.

362
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,240
I was in the front with my my son and I was like, oh, my God.

363
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,240
I'm going to die.

364
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,240
I'm going to die.

365
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,240
I'm going to die.

366
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,240
I'm going to die.

367
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240
I'm going to die.

368
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,240
I'm going to die.

369
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,240
I'm going to die.

370
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,240
I'm going to die.

371
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,240
I'm going to die.

372
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,240
I'm going to die.

373
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,240
I'm going to die.

374
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,240
I'm going to die.

375
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,240
I'm going to die.

376
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,240
And so I was just so confused.

377
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,240
I was just so confused.

378
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,240
I was just so confused.

379
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,240
I was just so confused.

380
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,240
And so I got on the front with my son and it's just it swept us out of the boat.

381
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,240
There was nothing I could do.

382
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,240
I mean, that's when I was working out a lot and I was doing a lot of pushups.

383
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,240
Didn't do very good.

384
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,240
I was yeah.

385
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,240
No, I'm still scraping off rocks.

386
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,240
And so here I go.

387
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,240
The next thing I know, I'm in the water and there's rocks everywhere.

388
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,000
And they tell you that as soon as you're in the water, if you're in the water, what they

389
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,480
what they say, put your hands over your chest

390
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,760
and be as straight as a board and ride the river.

391
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,240
Keep your feet up, cause you don't want your feet

392
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,800
to get caught in the rocks underneath.

393
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,640
Just float, like get above the rocks.

394
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,020
And they said if you get sucked to the bottom,

395
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,440
just hold your breath cause it'll push you

396
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,140
right back to the top.

397
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:22,980
I didn't hear that part.

398
00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,200
They tell you that.

399
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,280
Okay, I didn't hear that part.

400
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,720
That's kinda wishful thinking.

401
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,120
That's what they say, they say if you get sucked underneath,

402
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,680
you'll go to the bottom and then you'll shoot back out.

403
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:37,680
I mean, right water rafting is not, it's no joke.

404
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,040
Like you are gambling.

405
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,160
There are people that have, you know.

406
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,960
Well, you know what, a lot of it's being responsible.

407
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,840
It is.

408
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,560
I guess, you know, there's that phantom person

409
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,720
that actually dies of rafting.

410
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,760
It's kinda similar to people actually dying of COVID.

411
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,200
Whatever.

412
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,320
Anyway, so I literally, I did what they said

413
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,400
and I just started floating down the river

414
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,520
and I was bumping stuff.

415
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,760
I mean, I didn't get hurt, but my legs hit that rock

416
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:07,480
and my butt hit that rock and I bounced off that rock

417
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,800
and they're all slippery and there's so much water

418
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,920
that you don't really make major contact.

419
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:17,080
We went down to Austin to, oh God, what is that river?

420
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:17,920
The Guadalupe.

421
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,000
The Guadalupe River.

422
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,840
Yeah.

423
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,080
And so we got, Jeff and I got a raft

424
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,240
and I think the boys may have got a kayak each

425
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,760
and they're kinda switching off.

426
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,300
There were the two of us and the four boys, right?

427
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,500
Yeah.

428
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:36,500
And so, Jeff, we were going down the river

429
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,000
and then so we stopped at this little section

430
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,120
in the middle of the river and I step out of the boat

431
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,960
and it's what, up to my knees?

432
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:46,800
Yeah.

433
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,720
And so I'm like, Jeff, why don't you just climb on out?

434
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,560
It's right up to my knees.

435
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,800
The water's fricking cold.

436
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,320
Oh, it's like 55 degrees.

437
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,600
It's fricking cold.

438
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,600
So Jeff's like, oh, well, I was like,

439
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,060
he was trying to push his foot down.

440
00:13:59,060 --> 00:13:59,900
He couldn't feel the bottom.

441
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:03,000
I was like, Jeff, I'm standing here.

442
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,760
It's there, just jump.

443
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,480
So he steps off the boat in this leap of faith

444
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,480
and he just, loop, disappears.

445
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,400
Hold on, and did you know?

446
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,240
I absolutely did.

447
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,480
You set him up?

448
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,320
I set him up.

449
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,720
What an a-hole.

450
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,560
I know.

451
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,680
And I go all the way down.

452
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,720
He disappears and I can see the look on his face.

453
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,280
He didn't have to say anything.

454
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,600
It said, you son of a bitch.

455
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,000
Yeah, he's under the water.

456
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
It's like, he's under the water.

457
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,320
It's like, he's under the water.

458
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,360
And I'm like, oh, my God.

459
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,200
It was good stuff.

460
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,020
Of course.

461
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:36,860
It was funny though.

462
00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:38,600
So have you ever trusted him since?

463
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,440
Negative.

464
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,800
When he says, hey, here, try this.

465
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,880
I would never.

466
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,200
He says, taste this.

467
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,040
It tastes amazing.

468
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:44,880
Yeah.

469
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,700
Do you ever take it?

470
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,540
No.

471
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,380
Yeah, I wouldn't either.

472
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,220
I would never, man.

473
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,720
It was fun, because he was kind of,

474
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,060
he was stuffy at that point.

475
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,000
I think after that, he was lightened up.

476
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,840
I'll tell you what.

477
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,120
When you fall into that water,

478
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,880
man, it gets you going, doesn't it?

479
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,480
Oh yeah, it's cold.

480
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,520
Why not where we were at?

481
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,680
Your heart rate starts going nuts.

482
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:04,520
It was on.

483
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,200
Boy, he was ready to party after that.

484
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,120
He got back in that boat and was like, whoa!

485
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:08,960
Well, there you go.

486
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,360
When you get back into the boat

487
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,840
or back onto the float or whatever,

488
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,560
I mean, yeah, you're invigorated, right?

489
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,400
Right.

490
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,220
So you gotta remember that part.

491
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,660
It's not so bad.

492
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,400
No, it's fun.

493
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,200
Yeah, there was a part of the river that,

494
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,720
on the last one, it was at the American River

495
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,840
in California, I think it was called.

496
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,160
It was in California?

497
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,200
It was in California.

498
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,920
It was about an hour drive to get to it.

499
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,760
That was fun.

500
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,580
I enjoyed it.

501
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,200
It was snow melt, so the water's cold again.

502
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,280
Oh, geez.

503
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,680
That's all right.

504
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,520
Really cold.

505
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,120
Yeah, you get wet.

506
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,400
You get drenched, the whole thing.

507
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,960
There's no way you're not getting wet.

508
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,840
And there's a point, though, where he's like,

509
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,060
okay, if you wanna get out and ride the rapids down

510
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,960
outside the boat, you can do it.

511
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,320
So I think we all jump out.

512
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,880
My wife is still sitting there by herself.

513
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,120
She didn't hop out.

514
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,200
And the rapids aren't real bad,

515
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,480
but you go down and you ride the rapids.

516
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,320
During this section.

517
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,880
Yeah, and you go underneath a few times,

518
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,480
and it's about, I don't know, 100 yards, maybe?

519
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,600
And our producer gets out.

520
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,600
He's like, you guys can get out.

521
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,840
Well, producer just gets up,

522
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,480
jumps up to the front of the dupe,

523
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,040
in front of the boat, and it does a flip in the boat.

524
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,160
Now, mind you, I'm his dad.

525
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,240
I've never seen him do a flip ever in my life.

526
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,640
He flips off the front of the raft?

527
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,320
He does a flip off the front of the raft.

528
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,080
And I'm like, not only does he flip,

529
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,160
but now he dives off the raft.

530
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,120
I'm like, oh my gosh, I don't even know my own son.

531
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,160
Right.

532
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,160
Yeah, that must have been a-

533
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,920
Just jumps up and just does a flip.

534
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,440
And I was like, holy shit, did he just do a flip?

535
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,280
And what's fun-

536
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,680
Did he just one up me?

537
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,360
Did he one up me?

538
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,120
So Sean's like, I'm doing a double gainer.

539
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,000
Oh, I did, not even a shit, man.

540
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,960
Oh, so you bounced off the front to the side,

541
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,800
bounced off the-

542
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,640
Oh, I sunk the boat.

543
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,120
You bounced off.

544
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,280
Isn't that from old school?

545
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,640
The triple lending.

546
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,520
I don't know.

547
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,480
The triple lending.

548
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,840
We're talking, oh my God,

549
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,960
you guys don't know what I'm talking about.

550
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,880
You're talking about with Rodney Dangerfield?

551
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,720
Yes.

552
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,560
Yeah, well, that's-

553
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,400
It's called the triple lending.

554
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,000
No, that was summer school, I think,

555
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,600
or back to school or something like that.

556
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,480
Back to school, it's called back to school.

557
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,320
Yeah.

558
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,640
You don't know what I'm talking about?

559
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,200
I saw it, it was where he jumps off the diving board

560
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,120
or something like that, yes.

561
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:13,960
That's what he did.

562
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,800
The triple lending.

563
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,240
That's what Sean's son did.

564
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,920
Yeah, yeah, the fun part was

565
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,680
you had to get back into the boat.

566
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,200
And of course, when you're in 10 feet water,

567
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,920
20 foot water, however it was,

568
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,400
there's nothing for you to do.

569
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,440
And again, I'm not a small person,

570
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,800
and Brandon-

571
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,640
Huge.

572
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,200
Is huge.

573
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,680
So it's taking Preston and Steven

574
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,160
to lift him back into the boat.

575
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,000
It was a technique to do it.

576
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:39,840
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

577
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,160
You gotta pull-

578
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,800
You basically fall backwards by pulling him up.

579
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,400
That's right, you grab their vest

580
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,240
and you fall backwards.

581
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,400
Around the shoulders,

582
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,680
and then you pull them on top of you.

583
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,280
Yeah, so it did,

584
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,120
but Sean loved that part.

585
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:51,960
Oh, wow.

586
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,800
He did.

587
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:53,960
Pulling people on top of him.

588
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,120
Well, it was the whole peeing thing, like.

589
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,120
What?

590
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:58,960
What?

591
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,800
You peed off the boat?

592
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,920
You peed in the boat?

593
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,960
No, well, it's like, I would pick Jeff up,

594
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,600
you know, I'd pull him into the boat,

595
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,440
and you'd lay on top of him,

596
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,280
and start peeing.

597
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,680
I'm like, dude, what are you doing, man?

598
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,120
Yeah, see?

599
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,720
He's trying to warm him up.

600
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,040
Really?

601
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,040
The golden shower thing right there on the river.

602
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,480
No, it just kind of-

603
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,320
You gotta watch that,

604
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,400
you'll get the penis fish.

605
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,640
What did we call it the last week?

606
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,480
Oh, yeah, from the Amazon.

607
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,880
The dick hole fish.

608
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,720
Good Lord.

609
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,560
Yeah, yeah, good call.

610
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,400
So that-

611
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,480
I mean, that's a real danger.

612
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,320
It is in California.

613
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,240
River rafting, we did in California was cool.

614
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,680
They stopped about halfway,

615
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,520
and they had a lunch,

616
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,560
and I recommend it.

617
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,760
That was my first time I've been,

618
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,320
I mean, I've gone to the Guadalupe,

619
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,560
I wouldn't call that river rafting, but-

620
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,400
No, that's tubing.

621
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,240
That's tubing.

622
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,080
That's completely different.

623
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:45,920
That's tubing.

624
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,400
That's tubing, that's completely different.

625
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,880
But this one was fun.

626
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,080
I mean, I had a good time,

627
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,240
and there was a few suspect spots

628
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,080
where you're kind of like,

629
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,520
I, wow, that just happened.

630
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,520
Like I could die.

631
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,160
Yeah, well, there were some parts that pointed out,

632
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,360
it's like, man, there have to be people that died here,

633
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,280
and that's because, but they weren't kayaks.

634
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,880
Something, yeah, something bad happened,

635
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,400
yeah, type of thing.

636
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,600
Yeah, no, it's great.

637
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,240
Oh, no, we've done the river rafting thing, man.

638
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,200
It's fun.

639
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,040
I'd do it again.

640
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,360
And by the way, the Guadalupe thing,

641
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,360
so we rented a river, a house on the river,

642
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,840
just south of Austin.

643
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,880
Oh, yeah, you told me that.

644
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,720
Yes, and-

645
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,000
We should do that again.

646
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Oh, God, it was so much fun.

647
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,040
Where was it at?

648
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,560
It was just south of, I want to say Canyon Lake,

649
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,120
Canyon Lake on the Guadalupe.

650
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:34,960
Down the Guadalupe?

651
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,200
Yeah, just south of Austin.

652
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,640
Why don't we do that again?

653
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,640
How did you guys make that connection?

654
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,560
We just, somebody came up with the idea, and we just-

655
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,400
So how'd you secure the house, though?

656
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,600
Did you go on Airbnb?

657
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,440
I mean, whatever.

658
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,280
That's what it was.

659
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,120
Yeah.

660
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,960
Yeah, well, I said-

661
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,640
Okay, that's in Arizona, so that's definitely not it.

662
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,480
Yeah, it's a little long.

663
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,300
It's Austin.

664
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,140
I sent you guys a link.

665
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,000
It's Austin.

666
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,400
No one commented on the cabin I sent you.

667
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,280
Oh, I didn't see that.

668
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,120
I wouldn't sure if it was serious.

669
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,040
I didn't see that.

670
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,400
Yeah, it was serious.

671
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,480
No, I didn't see that, though.

672
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,320
I'll send it to you.

673
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,520
Oh, I remember the cabin.

674
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,360
All right, so south of Austin.

675
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,200
How many people did sleep, though?

676
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,440
It's like 12.

677
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,280
Really?

678
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,120
Yes, it was huge.

679
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,160
Yeah, no, honestly, that's why

680
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,000
I think we should do that.

681
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,140
It would be so much fun.

682
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,800
It might be too late now, dude.

683
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,640
We've waited so long.

684
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,360
Who knows?

685
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,760
That's one option.

686
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,160
That's one option for-

687
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,320
Well, I mean, looking at the-

688
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,160
Vacationing.

689
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,720
The weird thing is, I don't know if I wanna get close

690
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,880
to the south border because, you know, in Texas-

691
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,120
Well, dude, Austin is not even close.

692
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,440
Well, I mean, there's craziness going on

693
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,400
on the border right now.

694
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,240
I agree.

695
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,060
It's up here in Dallas.

696
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,360
They're at Kay Bailey Hutchinson.

697
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,200
I know.

698
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200
The immigrants?

699
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,320
Yep.

700
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,240
You know, and they can come and go,

701
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,280
and they're not tested.

702
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,600
Yeah, they're desperate to find places for these people.

703
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,800
I mean, I feel for them.

704
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,700
The whole thing with Ted Cruz and the whole-

705
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:00,980
Well, that was a joke.

706
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,320
That lady, I think-

707
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,520
Oh, hold on, hold on.

708
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,400
So he went down, Santa Cruz went down to the border

709
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,240
with a bunch of other Santas.

710
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,080
Right.

711
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,880
And they wanted to see

712
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,000
the conditions on the border.

713
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,840
Yeah, they're like, hey.

714
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,200
And they went into a holding facility,

715
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,200
and the lady was blocking his path and blocking his camera.

716
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,400
You could still see, though.

717
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,520
And yeah, you could see it.

718
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,340
It was awful.

719
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,440
And we've already been leaked pictures before that.

720
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,480
Right.

721
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,840
And it's a crisis, and they are refusing

722
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,040
to call it a crisis.

723
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,880
They won't admit it, and they're blaming Trump.

724
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,280
Well, but okay, think of the end game,

725
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,760
and I know we've talked about this before, guys.

726
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,520
Their end game is to get voters,

727
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,200
and they wanna bring as many people in

728
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,120
from out of the town and do them a favor

729
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,720
so that they vote for them.

730
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,560
So-

731
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,400
It's irresponsible.

732
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,360
And here's the sad part of it.

733
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,200
It's like-

734
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,040
What about all those people that were trying to get in?

735
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,480
They know that this is not an ideal situation.

736
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,480
They know that kids are being exploited,

737
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,120
women are being exploited.

738
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,280
They know that coyotes are bringing them across

739
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,200
and charging them ridiculous amounts of money

740
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,880
and tracking them when they come in the United States.

741
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,240
What's the drug cartels?

742
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,280
Yes, the cartels, they're gonna get their money.

743
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,440
And so they know all of this.

744
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,280
They have the intel, they know all of this.

745
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,600
But their end game is, you know what?

746
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,840
Yeah, people are gonna suffer, but the bigger game here

747
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,680
is exactly what you just described, Sean.

748
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,720
It's all about voting.

749
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,800
This is about expanding the voting block.

750
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,680
You wanna try to get as many-

751
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,280
They have a congressman-

752
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,480
Before it gets shut down.

753
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,680
And I'm not gonna say who his name is,

754
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,040
but in the 15th district,

755
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:42,800
he won, or I should say the Democrats won a district

756
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,800
down in South Dallas, very, very south,

757
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,640
I'm sorry, South Texas, very, very, very south.

758
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,480
Near the border.

759
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,360
Yeah, I think district 15, McAllen, Texas.

760
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:55,080
And they won by extremely narrow margin.

761
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,640
I mean, because they had a Democrat,

762
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,440
a Republican, and an Independent.

763
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,320
Independent took one and a half,

764
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,680
and the Democrat won by less than a point.

765
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,160
There we go, thanks a lot, Independent.

766
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,600
He blew it.

767
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,360
Anyway, so, I mean, you're right.

768
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,400
So what they're trying to do is create a voting block.

769
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,000
They're trying to get as many as they can into the country.

770
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,120
I don't believe they got that many votes, though.

771
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,000
Oh, well, I mean, we're talking 800,000.

772
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,520
That makes a difference in Texas.

773
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,360
Well, I'm just saying-

774
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,280
That'll win Texas.

775
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,520
That'll win Texas right there.

776
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,880
I just don't believe that the votes are real.

777
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,760
No, I mean-

778
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,600
Is what I'm getting at.

779
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,040
No, no, but here's what they're gonna do.

780
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,760
They're going to let all those people in the country,

781
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,720
and then they're going to declare amnesty

782
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,200
and give them the right to vote.

783
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,560
And it will be legitimate voters at that point.

784
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,400
That's right.

785
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,800
So 800,000 people are now gonna be in the country

786
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,440
for less than two or three years.

787
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,800
I mean, we're talking about 2020.

788
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,920
Not 100% of those are gonna go Democrat.

789
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,880
I thought your majority will.

790
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,080
No, probably over 80%.

791
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:52,920
You think that many?

792
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,880
Oh, yeah, without a doubt.

793
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,720
Biden's the reason why they were even able

794
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,120
to come in in the country.

795
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,960
Of the immigrants that come in here,

796
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,520
how many actually stay in Texas, though?

797
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,640
That's a good point.

798
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,960
They're busting them everywhere.

799
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,800
I mean, they're flying them

800
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,480
and busting them everywhere throughout the country.

801
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,000
They're busting them to the red states

802
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,320
to turn the red states.

803
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,040
Isn't that crazy?

804
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:15,880
It's crazy.

805
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,920
Guys, this is a concerted effort

806
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,280
to everything about government,

807
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,200
I've said this to you before,

808
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,160
everything about the government

809
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,280
is to either get or retain power.

810
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,120
Did you see-

811
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,320
Nothing else matters.

812
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,000
Did you see the latest where,

813
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,400
there's two things I wanna talk about.

814
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,240
Okay, go.

815
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,760
So the newest one we've kind of covered before,

816
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,040
we've kind of joked about it,

817
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,560
about needing a card or something like that

818
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,840
to say we were vaccinated.

819
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,400
So now they're talking about passports.

820
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,720
What'd I tell you?

821
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,200
Vaccination passports.

822
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,680
Vaccination passport.

823
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,720
I think that's gonna be a big deal, man.

824
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,200
Oh, it's gonna be the deal.

825
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,640
But here's my thing.

826
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,040
They are so against voter ID.

827
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,800
So how can they think that all these people

828
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,840
who they think cannot get voter ID

829
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,560
can get a vaccination passport?

830
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,400
Right.

831
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,240
And what's the difference?

832
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,840
If you can get a vaccination passport,

833
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,800
you can get a fricking voter ID

834
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,360
or a driver's license. A voter ID.

835
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,440
A driver's license.

836
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,680
Voter ID is even easier.

837
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,520
Yeah.

838
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,760
Exactly right.

839
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,040
If you can get a vaccine passport,

840
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,560
you can get a voter ID.

841
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,040
So if they go and they push us through,

842
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:28,840
I think that completely shoots their argument for voter ID.

843
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,760
I got a better idea for you.

844
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:35,400
The only way you can vote is if you have a vaccine passport.

845
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,160
It may get there.

846
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,520
And then suddenly now,

847
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,680
you know what that does to their argument?

848
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,600
Right?

849
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,680
For you to have a photo, vaccine ID, passport,

850
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,840
it's the only way you can vote,

851
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,160
they're gonna say, oh no, no, no, no, no, no,

852
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,400
we can't do that.

853
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,240
Yeah.

854
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,080
They'll shut that down immediately.

855
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:54,920
Yeah, that's what I mean.

856
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,080
They're gonna lose their own argument.

857
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,200
They will.

858
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,360
Because it's bullshit.

859
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,200
Yeah.

860
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,200
It's to open up, it's to allow fraud to happen.

861
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,040
Yeah, and I-

862
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:09,480
Because their goal is to either get or retain power.

863
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,320
Yeah, and the first one that I saw was Cuomo,

864
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,920
our favorite governor, was pushing it for New York.

865
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,440
If you wanted to travel into New York

866
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,640
or access public areas or go to public events,

867
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,840
you'd have to have those passports.

868
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,200
I told you it was coming.

869
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,440
If you wanna get on an airplane,

870
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,680
if you wanna go to a concert,

871
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,720
you wanna get on public transportation,

872
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,400
if you want to renew your driver's license,

873
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,640
if you want to, whatever.

874
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,200
I think it's gonna end up being on your driver's license.

875
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,040
Yeah.

876
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,040
I don't think so.

877
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,800
I think we're making a big deal about this.

878
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,600
I think right now it's a big deal,

879
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,320
but I think COVID is gonna go in the wayside.

880
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,520
There's gonna be the next thing.

881
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,360
And there's gonna be the next thing.

882
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,200
This is a political.

883
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,040
And there's gonna be the next thing.

884
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,120
This is a political football right now.

885
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,200
After you cure the COVID thing,

886
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,560
then it's gonna be different every year.

887
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,080
I mean, you have a flu vaccine,

888
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,560
you have a flu shot every year.

889
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,480
That's what they need to call it.

890
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,400
Then you need to dumb it down from a flu vaccine

891
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,880
to a flu shot,

892
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,440
because that's what it is.

893
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,280
It's a COVID shot.

894
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,760
You mean, yeah, you mean it.

895
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,120
And that's, so think about that.

896
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:18,280
So they have been steering everybody away from antibodies

897
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,680
and herd immunity and all that kind of stuff.

898
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,560
And I'm thinking to myself, why is that?

899
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,360
What is different about the COVID virus

900
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,000
that when somebody gets it naturally

901
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,560
and they beat it naturally

902
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,880
and they get antibodies naturally,

903
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,800
what is different about that

904
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,520
that from anything else that we get

905
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,320
that your immunity system now knows how to fight that?

906
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,160
Okay. Right.

907
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,160
Why is it, why do we have to get the vaccine?

908
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,240
On top of that.

909
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,480
On top of that.

910
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,880
I'll tell you why.

911
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,760
Because the pharmaceuticals are setting this up

912
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,480
to where you need a vaccine.

913
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,320
No, you don't know.

914
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,840
No, no, to your point,

915
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,200
you need a COVID shot every year.

916
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,440
Imagine 300 people, 300 million people.

917
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,120
300 million, yeah, 20 bucks a pop.

918
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,840
Needing, requiring, requiring,

919
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,320
because the government's gonna require it now for forever.

920
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,160
Well, I don't know about that.

921
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,400
They're gonna require a COVID shot every single year.

922
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,360
Look, here, look, here's what,

923
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,400
I don't think that's gonna happen.

924
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,240
Think about the money involved in that.

925
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,240
But here's what I do think is the potential

926
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,680
is that currently right now when there's a new flu

927
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,440
that comes out. A new variant.

928
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,280
But people get it.

929
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,280
People get the, you don't have to push people

930
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,200
to get the flu shot.

931
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,040
I don't. A lot of people,

932
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,040
you don't, I don't.

933
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,440
Never gotten a flu shot in my life.

934
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,280
You do get the flu shot.

935
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,120
I get the flu shot.

936
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,240
So I don't.

937
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,000
So, but there's a lot of people that do.

938
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
So my point is that when an opportunity comes up

939
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,800
for them to try to push the whole COVID thing,

940
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,480
they're gonna sell that shot too.

941
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,400
And they're gonna sell them all.

942
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,480
It's gonna be itemized,

943
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,120
it'll be a compilation of flu shots.

944
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,800
It's gonna be ridiculous.

945
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,760
Every year.

946
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,600
Every year.

947
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,120
Yeah, you're gonna be so jacked up.

948
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,120
It's all kinds of crazy.

949
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,120
Well, probably what it's gonna be,

950
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,520
it's gonna be a combo shot, flu and COVID shot.

951
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,360
Sure.

952
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,200
Why not?

953
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,040
Right there.

954
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:09,000
Yeah, but I still think as a human being on the planet,

955
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,560
I don't believe that we should be forced

956
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,520
to have to take that shot.

957
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,360
Of course not.

958
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,880
That's a complete violation of our civil rights.

959
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,400
Are you kidding me?

960
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,120
I have the right to choose what goes into my body.

961
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,880
You can't fucking tell me that I have to take this

962
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,000
or have to take that.

963
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,120
That's crazy.

964
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,440
You're telling me I can't kill my baby,

965
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,800
but you wanna give me the shot.

966
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,480
Yeah, my body, right?

967
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,360
It's my body.

968
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,200
My body, my choice.

969
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,640
You can't tell me what I could do?

970
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,680
Well, no, you don't have to,

971
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,000
but we're gonna make life really hard for you

972
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,680
because you won't be able to go to here or here or here.

973
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,080
Yeah, I can't go to the local skating rink.

974
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,920
And you can't even drive home.

975
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,520
Yeah, I can't drive.

976
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,360
I can't drive.

977
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,640
I can't wipe.

978
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,600
You have no driver's license.

979
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,440
You don't have to get it,

980
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,280
but this is what it's gonna do to you.

981
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,120
Did you say white water raft?

982
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:54,960
Pretty much.

983
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,800
I did.

984
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,120
No, I mean, I'm being serious, guys.

985
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,760
I mean, that's where this is headed.

986
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,360
Well, it is scary to think about it.

987
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,200
Here's the sick brainwashing that's going on, right?

988
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,240
So my former coworkers,

989
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,160
we get together for happy hours, right?

990
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,560
Every once in a while. Former?

991
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,880
Former, like, yeah, former, former.

992
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,760
No, no, when I was with,

993
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,000
I don't even wanna say it.

994
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,200
When I went, the last company I was with before this one,

995
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,200
we, I mean, it was a tight-knit group, right?

996
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,040
And we got together for happy hours

997
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,000
and it was fun as hell, right?

998
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
But then COVID hit, and then we were all very cautious

999
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,120
about getting together and blah, blah, blah.

1000
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,800
And so, you know, we kinda didn't get together

1001
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,840
for, I don't know, six, eight.

1002
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,400
It seems like a waste of time.

1003
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,240
Well, hold on.

1004
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,080
So hold on.

1005
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,360
So one of them sends a text in the group text and says,

1006
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,480
hey guys, how's everybody doing on their vaccine shots?

1007
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,320
When are we all gonna get together?

1008
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,880
So they're implying we're not getting together until-

1009
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,720
Until you have a vaccine.

1010
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,440
Until everybody in the group gets a vaccine shot.

1011
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,440
And if you haven't got a vaccine shot,

1012
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,960
yeah, you're kind of-

1013
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,400
You're not fucking welcome to go.

1014
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,240
I would just lie.

1015
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,840
Just say, I have already had COVID.

1016
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,120
Well, that's what one of them said.

1017
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,600
They're like, I have the antibodies already,

1018
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,800
but I'm waiting, I'm on the waiting list for my vaccine.

1019
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,120
And I'm like, shit, man, if I, if I be honest

1020
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,840
with my quote, quote, friends,

1021
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,760
and tell them, guys, I'm not comfortable

1022
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,760
getting the vaccine shot.

1023
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,680
I did, I had COVID in January.

1024
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,440
I have the antibodies.

1025
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,280
I'd love to come.

1026
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,240
They may be like, oh yeah, we're not comfortable with that.

1027
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,080
Or just lie.

1028
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:31,920
Yeah.

1029
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,440
I mean, really?

1030
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,560
We need to show your card.

1031
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,400
Now we're getting to the point where friends

1032
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,320
are asking each other, hey, is everybody,

1033
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,000
has everybody gotten the shot?

1034
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,320
Because that's the only way we can get together.

1035
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,160
There's a huge divide.

1036
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,000
That's crazy.

1037
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,040
There's one more separating tool.

1038
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,880
There's one more separating tool that they use.

1039
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,120
Dude, this is divisive.

1040
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,680
This is what they want.

1041
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,640
It's so divisive.

1042
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,480
It's what they want.

1043
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,320
In fact, you know what?

1044
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,320
I feel that way about my Democrat friends.

1045
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,160
Of course.

1046
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,160
It's kind of like, I have an opportunity to call them,

1047
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,960
like, oh, I want to see them.

1048
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,400
They're stupid.

1049
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,080
Why would I want to hang out with them?

1050
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,640
Well, it's not that they're stupid.

1051
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,480
It's just that-

1052
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,320
It's not that they're ignorant.

1053
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,040
It's just they know so much that isn't so.

1054
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,160
It means there's conflict, right?

1055
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,440
We have so much conflict right now

1056
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,040
that it's like, do I want to do that?

1057
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,880
Like, we have very liberal friends as well,

1058
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,080
and I'm thinking to myself, man, let's reach out

1059
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,960
and let's all get together, and I'm like, I don't know.

1060
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,360
I don't know, because I don't want to have drama.

1061
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,600
I don't want to have conflict.

1062
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,680
Well, how you nip that in the bud is,

1063
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,680
as soon as politics come up, you just,

1064
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,960
I'm not talking about it.

1065
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,800
And we've done a great job of that.

1066
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,400
We usually, and we're usually very loving,

1067
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,160
and we all have a great time together.

1068
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,680
It's one of those parties, huh?

1069
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,520
Yes, where we're all-

1070
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,360
It's a love-in.

1071
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,640
Do you have a little basket you put your keys in?

1072
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,040
Yes, and we're all naked.

1073
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:51,880
It's called a gangbang.

1074
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,040
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1075
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,240
What the fuck just happened?

1076
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,080
Paul.

1077
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,040
I said naked, you said gangbang.

1078
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,840
You were gangbanging at your basket, car-carrying,

1079
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,000
Bart, what's going on over there?

1080
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,760
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1081
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,160
You just said they were liberal.

1082
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,880
They were very open and liberal.

1083
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,720
That's what I heard.

1084
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,440
Yeah, that's all I heard.

1085
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,760
And then you were like, who good?

1086
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,600
Taking up the bear.

1087
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,440
You know what?

1088
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,400
So who was the bottom in this relationship?

1089
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,240
You or the gang?

1090
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,080
Who's at the bottom?

1091
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,720
No, not me.

1092
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,320
I'm not into that kind of stuff.

1093
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,480
Oh, you're the top.

1094
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,320
I'm very-

1095
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,160
You're the top.

1096
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,120
I'm very monogamist.

1097
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:28,960
Monogamist.

1098
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,560
Monogamist, meanest.

1099
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,600
Yeah, so how you could get through that

1100
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,480
is there's other things in life to talk about politics.

1101
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:37,320
Oh, tons of things.

1102
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,160
And when it starts-

1103
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,000
The things that matter are not politics.

1104
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,600
When it starts venturing in there, I-

1105
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,240
Yeah, but this is starting to creep

1106
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,120
into our personal space.

1107
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,960
Politics is starting to creep into our personal space.

1108
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,240
It does, but you can control it.

1109
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,360
You don't have to let it go there.

1110
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,200
You don't have to talk about it.

1111
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,040
That's exactly right.

1112
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:53,880
I understand the conversation.

1113
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,720
You can control it.

1114
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,640
The conversation you can control,

1115
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:01,240
but politics is creeping into our personal spaces

1116
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,840
to the point where, I mean, right now,

1117
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,160
hey, you have to get this vaccine

1118
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,760
or you're not gonna be able to go

1119
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,640
to a happy hour with your workmates.

1120
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,400
So that's crawling into our personal space.

1121
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,920
And this is a new one.

1122
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,680
Like, that's the thing.

1123
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,240
I mean, I'm agreeing with you, Jeff.

1124
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,360
You can navigate your way around.

1125
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,200
You know what?

1126
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,020
We all love each other.

1127
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:20,920
We're friends.

1128
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,960
We don't need to talk about this.

1129
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,520
The stuff that we know is divisive

1130
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,120
and we do a great job of it.

1131
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:29,280
But when those friends, or even if,

1132
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,000
maybe I said that too, maybe,

1133
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,200
hey guys, we wanna get together with you guys,

1134
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,480
but I wanna make sure everybody has the vaccine, right?

1135
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,320
I mean, that's different.

1136
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,160
Well, I mean, look, Abbott-

1137
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,000
That's a whole new ball game right there.

1138
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,400
Abbott lifted the mask ban, you know?

1139
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,960
And so right now, the, you know,

1140
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,720
they're, COVID is down.

1141
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,920
COVID is going down.

1142
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,480
COVID hospitalizations are down.

1143
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,880
Since Abbott said, screw the mask.

1144
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,520
You guys can do whatever you want.

1145
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,360
They're down.

1146
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,400
Hospitalizations are down 100%.

1147
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,720
I mean, not 100%, but-

1148
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:04,720
It's 100% down.

1149
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,440
No, no, it's zero.

1150
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,280
No, it's like-

1151
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,100
It's zero now.

1152
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,000
It's actually less than zero.

1153
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,640
It's like 18% down.

1154
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,480
Yeah, I mean, it's huge.

1155
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,080
No, but the point is it's down.

1156
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,280
I mean, still, Florida and Texas are doing better.

1157
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,800
They're not blaming it on the mask though.

1158
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,800
What they're blaming it on is the vaccine.

1159
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,160
I know, attributing it to, yes.

1160
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,960
I'm saying, yeah, they're like, yes.

1161
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,240
They're saying, well, that's because

1162
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:29,720
most people have gotten vaccinated.

1163
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,280
That's why they're going down.

1164
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,320
Come on.

1165
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,840
Most people are getting vaccinated in New York

1166
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,280
and California too, and their cases are going nuts.

1167
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,120
Well, look at this room.

1168
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,240
The room we're in right now, we have four people, okay?

1169
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,560
Only one person has got COVID in this room.

1170
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,000
I know, but we're all six feet apart.

1171
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,920
My point is you-

1172
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,880
It's down to three feet now.

1173
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,240
Are the only one that has COVID.

1174
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,320
Okay, you had a house full of COVID.

1175
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,000
Jeff was in a house full of COVID, didn't get COVID.

1176
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:55,840
Didn't get it.

1177
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,680
Didn't get it.

1178
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,920
I don't have COVID.

1179
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,440
Austin didn't get COVID.

1180
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,600
Right, and your point is?

1181
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,520
I don't think anyone in your house has COVID.

1182
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,280
Well, I mean, nothing-

1183
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,120
Nothing confirmed.

1184
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:11,120
Nothing confirmed, but the point is that, you know,

1185
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,520
I think it's bullshit.

1186
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,920
I think it's just like anything else, man.

1187
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,520
I believe, yeah, well, we've talked about this.

1188
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,160
Overinflated contagiousness,

1189
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:26,160
overinflated need for, you know, mitigation.

1190
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,120
Control.

1191
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,040
You know?

1192
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,760
It's, look, part of this is the fact

1193
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,440
that all these reports are coming out from

1194
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,960
all these folks that are dying of other causes,

1195
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,600
and they're just kind of like riding in

1196
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,440
on the coattails of COVID-19.

1197
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,240
This person died from a car crash, lost his head,

1198
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,720
but, you know, on the death certificate says COVID.

1199
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,560
He had COVID.

1200
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,600
Because we cannot confirm whether or not COVID

1201
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,200
actually contributed to that accident.

1202
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,640
But, I mean, if you were to remove-

1203
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,560
That's literally what the coroner in Florida said

1204
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,400
to the guy that died on a motorcycle.

1205
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,400
We cannot confirm if his COVID, you know, positive-

1206
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,720
No, he died from severe impact to the head.

1207
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:07,560
How do you know that?

1208
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,280
On a motorcycle crash, that's what-

1209
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,480
How do you know right before that happened

1210
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,080
he didn't actually die of COVID?

1211
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,920
Like right before that happened?

1212
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,760
Because they can tell that.

1213
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,000
It's so stupid, man.

1214
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,120
I'm telling you, it's so stupid.

1215
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,120
No, it's a money grab.

1216
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,240
They also give, whose idea was it

1217
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,600
to give the hospitals money if they-

1218
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,760
That was a Trump regime when that happened.

1219
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,600
Yeah, I want to understand-

1220
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,440
Yeah, but Trump's not in charge of that.

1221
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,400
I want to understand that-

1222
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,080
But it's Trump, it's Trump's administration.

1223
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:42,080
The moment that decision was made to pay hospitals

1224
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:47,080
to subsidize hospitals for every case of COVID they had,

1225
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,240
as soon as that moment happened,

1226
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,160
corruption immediately happened.

1227
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,680
That was Trump's administration that did that.

1228
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,000
And I want to understand what the rationale was behind that.

1229
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,840
And maybe he was trying-

1230
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,280
Was that a Fauci and Birx thing?

1231
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,120
Probably.

1232
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,920
He might have managed that, but they reported to Trump.

1233
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,160
No, I don't know.

1234
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,400
As much as you don't want to admit, no, I'm good.

1235
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,280
Yeah, I just, I don't have anything to say about that.

1236
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,520
I don't know.

1237
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,800
In fact, we don't know.

1238
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,640
Trump did not do 100% good things.

1239
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,600
He did a lot of good things.

1240
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,080
There were some stupid things like that as well.

1241
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,960
Well, I mean, he spent, he told-

1242
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,200
You had to take the good with the bad.

1243
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,520
He told five different manufacturers

1244
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,280
to produce over 100 million-

1245
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Condoms?

1246
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,240
Vaccines.

1247
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,240
So he had, in the hopper,

1248
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,480
at the time when Biden took over,

1249
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,040
he had close to a billion vaccines being produced.

1250
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,040
So comfortable, feels so real.

1251
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,520
The sheepskin?

1252
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,360
The lambskin.

1253
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,200
The lambskin.

1254
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,040
Golly.

1255
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,960
Anyway, John, you were saying-

1256
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,800
Honey, what do you think?

1257
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,640
Yeah.

1258
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,480
Oh wow.

1259
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,320
Pass on that.

1260
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,160
Anyway, what were you saying?

1261
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,440
Paul was interrupting you.

1262
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,280
Awkward delay.

1263
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,200
Yeah, you made a noise.

1264
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,680
That was Paul that made that noise.

1265
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,320
Yeah, seriously, what was that noise?

1266
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,160
That was not me.

1267
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,720
That's-

1268
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,600
You made a goat moan.

1269
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,440
A lambskin.

1270
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,840
You made a goat moan.

1271
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,040
I don't know what that was all about,

1272
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,960
but frankly, I was looking down,

1273
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,800
so I don't know who did it.

1274
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,640
No, that was-

1275
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,480
It was me.

1276
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,320
It was me.

1277
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,160
It was me.

1278
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,840
It was me.

1279
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,680
Was it really?

1280
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,840
Yeah, I'm sorry.

1281
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,840
I tried to imagine what a goat ejaculating felt like.

1282
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,680
Oh God.

1283
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,680
We're cutting all this.

1284
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,080
Hold on, we're cutting all this anyway,

1285
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,480
so it doesn't matter.

1286
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,320
No, this is going-

1287
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,440
You're gonna cancel the goat talk.

1288
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,280
I am.

1289
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,120
Is that the goat helicopter?

1290
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,480
That's the goat boy.

1291
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,280
So the COVID, so the COVID countdown

1292
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,640
is where we're getting at.

1293
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,960
That's the whole conversation.

1294
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,600
You're cutting off track there with lambskin.

1295
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,800
Even after Abbott said,

1296
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,240
hey man, we can take the mask off,

1297
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,880
the COVID counts are going down,

1298
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,400
and regardless whether people are getting the vaccines

1299
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,280
or not, the count's going down.

1300
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,120
And you know what?

1301
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,960
They could take a stink.

1302
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:08,800
And then all of a sudden,

1303
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,400
you've got who is the new CDC general now?

1304
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,520
The Arabian lady that's like-

1305
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,400
Lucy Miller?

1306
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,240
Is that her name?

1307
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,080
No, I don't know.

1308
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,280
You see Arabian lady?

1309
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,160
Yeah, she's a Middle Eastern-

1310
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,400
Who the hell says Arabian lady?

1311
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:24,680
Well, it's too kind of-

1312
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,040
If you're from Saudi Arabia, aren't you Arabian?

1313
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:27,880
Well, Arabia-

1314
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,760
Where is Arabia?

1315
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,600
Well, it's-

1316
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,640
Saudi Arabian.

1317
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,720
Yeah, well, it's the whole region, basically.

1318
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,560
Arabia.

1319
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,720
Arabia, Arabic, you know?

1320
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,080
Arabia.

1321
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:37,920
It's Labia.

1322
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,360
Oh, I knew that.

1323
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,720
Look at those eyes.

1324
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,200
Oh, whoa, yeah, cute.

1325
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,440
Is that her?

1326
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,480
Top 35 beautiful Arab women.

1327
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,320
Photos get me.

1328
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,160
Oh, yeah, I don't think she is too-

1329
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,240
Thank you.

1330
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,920
Mr. Producer, man, you really came through right here.

1331
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,560
Go up, click up, now down.

1332
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,360
Now, the gallery.

1333
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,600
Yeah, right there, the gallery.

1334
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,960
Top 35 beautiful Arab women.

1335
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,800
Why are we doing this?

1336
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,680
This is monogamous mystic.

1337
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,200
Well, we're just doing some research here.

1338
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,400
So number 35, she's a princess.

1339
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,240
Hold on, go back.

1340
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,080
That's Jordan, right?

1341
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,840
No, damn, I'm wrong.

1342
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,760
The wife of Saudi prince.

1343
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,760
Are we gonna get killed if we list this?

1344
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,840
What is that thing?

1345
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,440
Okay, all I know is that the-

1346
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,200
This is going by very fast.

1347
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,600
Yeah, it is, I'm getting a little dizzy.

1348
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,760
I know the queen of Jordan.

1349
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,480
Beautiful.

1350
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,320
Personally?

1351
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,140
Isn't Wonder Woman-

1352
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:37,980
I don't know her personally.

1353
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:39,880
Does she show up at your apartment?

1354
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,720
Wonder Woman is from Israel.

1355
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,560
Wonder Woman is Israeli.

1356
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,400
She's from Israel.

1357
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,760
Okay, look up the queen of Jordan.

1358
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,040
You talking about Linda Carter?

1359
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,840
Look up the queen of Jordan, she's beautiful.

1360
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,680
She really is.

1361
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,240
No, Gal Gadot.

1362
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,080
She's from Israel.

1363
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,720
She's from Israel, and she is also beautiful.

1364
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,640
So which one is it?

1365
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,880
I guess it's her.

1366
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,400
Well, but I mean, when she was younger,

1367
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,960
I mean, she's been a while now.

1368
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,780
Jeez.

1369
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:04,980
I think she's 87 now.

1370
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:07,640
She's not that old.

1371
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,480
Good Lord.

1372
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,320
She's pretty.

1373
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,600
She was born in 19, she's younger than you, Paul.

1374
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,420
You know what's funny is that-

1375
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,160
Whatever, the point is she's pretty.

1376
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,880
You know, the woman we're talking about,

1377
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:20,680
how the relationship between us

1378
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,640
and how we're kind of like women,

1379
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,400
even though we don't want to admit it.

1380
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,880
You know how women go out-

1381
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,440
You sound like Biden right now.

1382
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,600
I know.

1383
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,440
Purposely.

1384
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,280
So-

1385
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,480
No, not purposely.

1386
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,580
She, so Tara was talking, she was like,

1387
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,980
oh, you know, it's funny that,

1388
00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:38,760
it's funny that you guys like, you know,

1389
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,780
Sean's like, all right, I want to go to Home Depot,

1390
00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:42,840
and I call up Paul, Ford slash Jeff,

1391
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,680
you know, let's go to Costco, let's go do this,

1392
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,640
let's go do that.

1393
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,760
And it's like, you know, you guys can't do anything

1394
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,160
by yourself.

1395
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,760
It's just like, you got this codependence going on.

1396
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,680
I understand that.

1397
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,880
Yes, my wife calls us, yeah, your girlfriend's

1398
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,680
coming over tonight for the podcast.

1399
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:58,960
I'm like, what are you talking about?

1400
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,120
You go out with your friends all the time.

1401
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,600
Why can't the guys do it?

1402
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,800
See, you guys have been doing this for a while,

1403
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,800
I'm new to it.

1404
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,640
Oh.

1405
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,140
No, hold on, hold on, I'm not saying that

1406
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:12,200
in a judgmental way, but I am finding myself like,

1407
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,560
when I have nothing to do, I'm like,

1408
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:18,160
hey, I'm texting you guys, what's going on?

1409
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,800
I mean, I like to go to like,

1410
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,320
Wednesday drinking start.

1411
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,160
I know, right?

1412
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,600
I'm like, hey, I'm going to make a run

1413
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,640
to Total Wine, what are you guys doing?

1414
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,840
I mean, now we all do this now.

1415
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,480
What is the tool store we go to?

1416
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,960
PB&J.

1417
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,200
What is the cheap tool store we go to?

1418
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,040
Harbor Freight.

1419
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,160
Yeah, we love going to Harbor Freight.

1420
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,400
Oh, I've never been to Harbor Freight.

1421
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,240
I would love that store.

1422
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,060
You've never been to Harbor Freight?

1423
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:39,900
No.

1424
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,320
We go out there just to walk the aisles.

1425
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,800
Can you take me next time?

1426
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,920
Yeah, the goal is to-

1427
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,040
Make a run to Total Wine.

1428
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,960
The goal is to eat as much beans as possible

1429
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,560
the night before.

1430
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,400
The what?

1431
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,040
The goal is to eat a lot of beans

1432
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,560
the night before we go anywhere.

1433
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,380
Seeking crop dust.

1434
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,800
And fart in Harbor Freight?

1435
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,560
Just anywhere we go.

1436
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,160
Anywhere. No, that's not the game.

1437
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,140
Well, that's not yours, but it is mine.

1438
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,760
I'm not going if that's the game.

1439
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,480
Especially at these estate sales.

1440
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,360
Sean will just drop bomb.

1441
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,800
We love going to estates.

1442
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,640
What?

1443
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,000
I haven't done that yet.

1444
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,940
Jeff is the only person that I know that,

1445
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,480
this was a huge house, okay?

1446
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,760
I'm in the kitchen and he's in the,

1447
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,400
in another wing of the house in the garage

1448
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,680
and he drops a bomb and you can hear it

1449
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,880
all the way in the kitchen and you hear this

1450
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,880
her, her, her.

1451
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,720
It echoes?

1452
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,160
No, it wasn't an echo, it was like a

1453
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,580
her.

1454
00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:32,120
Oh, he's, it's an extended.

1455
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,120
Yeah, it's his fart.

1456
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,280
It's just like ruminated throughout the whole house.

1457
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,960
And I was like, that's my buddy Jeff.

1458
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,800
No one heard it.

1459
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,160
So I have yet heard it.

1460
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,320
I'm not nobody.

1461
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,320
I have yet to do an estate sale.

1462
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,440
You've, I thought you've been on one.

1463
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,280
No.

1464
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,280
Not with you guys.

1465
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,520
I mean, not, not at all really.

1466
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,360
I mean, no.

1467
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,200
It's been a while.

1468
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,840
Well, the whole COVID thing kind of shut things down

1469
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,680
for a while.

1470
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,500
Oh, it did?

1471
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,340
Estate sales are fun.

1472
00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:56,180
Yeah, we'll have to start.

1473
00:44:56,180 --> 00:44:57,480
Because you never know what you're going to find.

1474
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,320
I know, you guys talked about you buy awesome cutting boards.

1475
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,600
I mean, like all sorts of shit.

1476
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,480
Well, there's just, I mean, we, I look,

1477
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,320
I don't like to buy quarter.

1478
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,440
I need a wooden cutter, a cutting board.

1479
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,880
It's, it's not, it, I don't, we don't,

1480
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,080
I mean, I buy a lot of stuff,

1481
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,560
but it's through buying stuff that I realize

1482
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,600
we don't need to buy.

1483
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,160
It's more of the hunt than it is the kill.

1484
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,680
It's the exciting, the excitement,

1485
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,080
excitement of buying something.

1486
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,320
Because there are so much.

1487
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,960
And I mean, there, because you know,

1488
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,080
you can resell all that shit on like Facebook.

1489
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,640
That's what a lot of people do.

1490
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,840
They go out there and buy that stuff.

1491
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,400
It's basically like flipping homes.

1492
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
You're flipping real estate.

1493
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,020
No, you're flipping estate items.

1494
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,960
Yeah. We, we went to one house.

1495
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,800
We totally do that.

1496
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,840
Well, you find really interesting things as well.

1497
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,840
We went to one and they had, was it Knights Templar?

1498
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,200
Hats and stuff like that.

1499
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,040
Or what was that?

1500
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:49,880
The Masonic?

1501
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,720
The Masonic.

1502
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,560
The Mason's.

1503
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,400
Yeah. It was Mason's.

1504
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,960
And this was the old school show.

1505
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,880
This was like the early 1900 Mason's.

1506
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,840
Like pirate looking hats.

1507
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,080
Yeah. With feathers.

1508
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,120
British style hats that they had in the ships.

1509
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,560
Were they expensive?

1510
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,000
Yeah. Oh, I had, remember the hat I wore?

1511
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,840
Oh, you wore it.

1512
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,400
I took a picture and I sent it to you.

1513
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,240
Remember the little beanie?

1514
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,120
Yeah, I saw that the other day.

1515
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:11,960
But they had like two or three of them.

1516
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,800
You know about the cranberry,

1517
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,680
the cranberry hat with the gold tassel?

1518
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,520
Yeah, that's looking like a Shriner cap.

1519
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,340
Yeah, I saw that the other day.

1520
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:18,280
I was flipping through my pictures,

1521
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,680
looking for a picture and I was like, oh my God.

1522
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,880
But that was one of them.

1523
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,280
But there were like two or three other ones.

1524
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,720
And they were old.

1525
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,560
They were really old.

1526
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,160
Inside it was all embroidered.

1527
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,000
Yeah, they had swords and all kinds of stuff.

1528
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,280
It's quite the odd collection.

1529
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,400
And this guy was evidently a grand master,

1530
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,680
a cyclops or whatever the hell they call it, man.

1531
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,360
He was a cyclops.

1532
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,440
Not quite the same thing.

1533
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,480
It was William Byrd.

1534
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,720
Yeah, not quite the same thing.

1535
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,480
But it is interesting because when these folks pass away,

1536
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:53,120
they call up, the family calls up a professional service.

1537
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:53,960
These companies.

1538
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,960
So to gather their belongings and put a value to them

1539
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:03,160
and sell them so that they can put the money back

1540
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,400
into the family's estate.

1541
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,440
No, yeah.

1542
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,320
So I mean, they're providing a service.

1543
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,760
And you find a diamond in the rough.

1544
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,360
I mean, there are some things I wish I had enough money to buy.

1545
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,320
And if you go on a Thursday, they range in the dates.

1546
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,320
Thursdays, Fridays, Fridays, Saturdays, Fridays, Saturdays,

1547
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,960
Sundays, Saturdays, Sunday, whatever.

1548
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:28,960
So the goal is to try to get there as late as possible

1549
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,200
because they have discounts.

1550
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,720
After every day that passes, a lot of the estate sells,

1551
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,080
all right, well, this is the first day, it's 25 off.

1552
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,040
And the second day, it's 50% off.

1553
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,560
And then sometimes, it's on Sunday, late afternoon,

1554
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,120
like fucking 75% off.

1555
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:42,480
Oh, yeah.

1556
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,280
It's got to go.

1557
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,320
It's all got to go.

1558
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:44,840
Yeah.

1559
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:45,800
Get rid of it.

1560
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,960
Man, I have at those, there are some times.

1561
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,320
Now, it's pretty picked over.

1562
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,120
And when you go to those last days, you're like, yeah,

1563
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,920
there's a bunch of shit here.

1564
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,400
But every now and then, you'll find something.

1565
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,440
You're like, I've been looking for something like that.

1566
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,080
And you'll find it.

1567
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:00,960
Yeah, sure.

1568
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,480
I mean, I think the boys should have gone to buy plates

1569
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,280
and silverware and stuff and glasses.

1570
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,080
No, that's huge.

1571
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,160
That's beneath them.

1572
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:07,680
Wow.

1573
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,440
They need new name brand stuff.

1574
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,280
There's just, look, it's exciting.

1575
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:13,800
It's fun.

1576
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,320
That's crazy.

1577
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,960
It's other people's stuff.

1578
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:16,720
You know what?

1579
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,960
When we walk into those homes, and you could tell

1580
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,440
that it was an older couple.

1581
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:20,960
Yeah.

1582
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,680
And they got nice stuff.

1583
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,760
They got money, right?

1584
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,000
They spend money on nice stuff.

1585
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,520
Well, it was nice stuff back in the 60s or the 70s.

1586
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,560
Which doesn't matter.

1587
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,280
And they haven't upgraded.

1588
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,840
Yeah, but when you're talking about silverware.

1589
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,360
So anyway, these estate sales, you walk in.

1590
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,480
And they're older homes.

1591
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:41,560
I'm not saying they're bad.

1592
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,320
We've been into some pretty ratty homes.

1593
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,360
We've been into some really nice ones.

1594
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,040
We've been into some really nice, built-to-million-dollar

1595
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:46,280
homes.

1596
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,400
And we've been into some pretty ratty old country homes

1597
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:48,920
as well.

1598
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,720
Come to have these panic rooms.

1599
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,920
Sometimes I feel bad, or I feel uncomfortable.

1600
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,920
Yeah, like you're poaching old people's stuff.

1601
00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:00,640
Well, I'm encroaching on their private lives,

1602
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,240
because you're walking in their bedrooms.

1603
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,440
You're walking in their closets.

1604
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,760
You're walking in their bathrooms.

1605
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,760
And you see, and sometimes the bathrooms

1606
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,120
are set up just like they have.

1607
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,720
They have their toothpaste there.

1608
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:10,920
They have their used toothpaste.

1609
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:11,640
Their used soap.

1610
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,240
Their used shampoo.

1611
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,080
And they just died.

1612
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,120
Yeah, and the stuff is still there.

1613
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,280
Why don't they throw that shit out?

1614
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,120
They sell it.

1615
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,480
Well, I mean, toothpaste?

1616
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:19,960
Well, hold on.

1617
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,560
Half-used bottle of shampoo.

1618
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:23,040
$2.

1619
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:23,520
They sell it.

1620
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,680
Yes.

1621
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,920
They sell the shampoo?

1622
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,440
Everything.

1623
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,160
Well, I mean, they will.

1624
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,560
I mean, they sell like half bottles of perfume and lotions

1625
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,480
and stuff like that.

1626
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,720
But I mean, they try to.

1627
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:36,680
Toothpaste, maybe not.

1628
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,200
But yeah.

1629
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,120
Yeah.

1630
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,320
It's not.

1631
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,680
Yeah, toothpaste was a stretch.

1632
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,560
Toilet paper.

1633
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,320
No, they do.

1634
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,360
You'll see that.

1635
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,480
They had like a bundle of sanitary napkins.

1636
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,640
Yes.

1637
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,560
I'm not exaggerating.

1638
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,480
They had like a couple cases of Depends.

1639
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:53,520
That's just weird.

1640
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,720
Depends.

1641
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:58,080
All the clothes are still hanging up.

1642
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,600
You know, like, let's just say, for example,

1643
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:05,120
I spend my entire life, and I've got a hobby of climbing

1644
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,240
mountains and hiking.

1645
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,560
And I get a badge of everywhere I go.

1646
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:14,360
Well, this guy had a backpack of like 100 patches on it.

1647
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,640
And it's in the closet for $20.

1648
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,960
His whole life.

1649
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,440
I mean, I don't know the bar.

1650
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:20,960
I'm serious.

1651
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,160
Just think about that, though.

1652
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,760
Let's say he went on 40 trips throughout the world

1653
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,840
and spent $80,000 doing it.

1654
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,240
Now, it's a $20 backpack.

1655
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:29,760
Yeah.

1656
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,800
That someone's going to go and go,

1657
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,960
probably pull all those patches off,

1658
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,800
try to sell them individually, probably.

1659
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,520
And it makes you go, ugh.

1660
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,200
I do.

1661
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:44,040
Is that everything this guy did and believed in, and his hobby?

1662
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,000
That's what it's worth?

1663
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,920
Well, to tell you what it does for me,

1664
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,280
is it I get a grip on what I own.

1665
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:57,000
And I just tend not to be as obsessed about material things.

1666
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,240
It doesn't matter anymore.

1667
00:50:58,240 --> 00:50:59,080
I hear you.

1668
00:50:59,080 --> 00:50:59,880
I'll let it go.

1669
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,400
You know what?

1670
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,560
I need that.

1671
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,360
So I need to go to estate sales and experience

1672
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:05,920
exactly what you're talking about.

1673
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,440
It helps.

1674
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,360
Because I care too much about material things.

1675
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:08,880
I do.

1676
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:09,360
Oh, man.

1677
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,160
It really does help.

1678
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:10,680
I do.

1679
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,280
You'll go into these rooms sometimes,

1680
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,920
and they'll have just records and tapes and VCR tapes

1681
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,480
of stuff that-

1682
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,320
Home porn.

1683
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,040
Yeah, home porn.

1684
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,560
Great.

1685
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:21,400
Old people?

1686
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,520
Yeah.

1687
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,880
Yeah, granny style.

1688
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,560
Butt sex.

1689
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:29,440
And really, you're looking at these tapes.

1690
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,440
You're like, I used to have a lot of these.

1691
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,280
I threw mine away.

1692
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,160
Butt sex.

1693
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:33,880
And they didn't.

1694
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,000
And they still have them.

1695
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,120
They have 45s.

1696
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,680
And you're like, wow, that's a really neat one.

1697
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,600
But you're like, I have nothing to play it on.

1698
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,120
Right.

1699
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:41,680
Why bother?

1700
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,800
Yeah, I'm like, they want a dollar for it.

1701
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,720
I mean, there's all kinds of stuff.

1702
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,600
Star Wars stuff, and that's kind of like, man, I could buy it.

1703
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,960
And I have bought it.

1704
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,120
And then you have more junk.

1705
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,360
Yeah, and I have bought it.

1706
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,360
And I'm kind of like, I ended up giving it to my brother.

1707
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,520
You know, some of the stuff I bought.

1708
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,280
It's just junk.

1709
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:58,960
It becomes junk.

1710
00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,480
Yeah.

1711
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,880
So now, we kind of like, I mean, I

1712
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,480
have a different frame of mind when I go in to buy this stuff.

1713
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,000
I say, hey, look, if we're going to use it, use it.

1714
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,920
If you're going to buy it, you better fucking use it.

1715
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,480
Right.

1716
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,160
Otherwise, you're not going to, unless it's something like,

1717
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,760
I love stones.

1718
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,480
I love archaeology.

1719
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,200
I enjoy, like, I still-

1720
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,400
Crystals and shit like that.

1721
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:20,920
Yeah, man.

1722
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,800
Geology.

1723
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,280
Yes, geology.

1724
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,200
Yes, geology.

1725
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,680
I was so disappointed the one time I went.

1726
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:32,080
There was this fossilized piece of wood.

1727
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,000
Fossilized piece of wood.

1728
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:33,880
It was big.

1729
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,760
It was about the size.

1730
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,800
It was larger than a bottle of beer.

1731
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,880
Petrified wood.

1732
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,120
Yes.

1733
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,240
And I walked away.

1734
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,080
And like, five minutes later, someone had scooped it up.

1735
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,400
They were, what, $15 for it?

1736
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,120
Yes.

1737
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,200
And you were like, I'm going to buy it.

1738
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,120
Well, maybe I should.

1739
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,240
Well, I bought everything else around it.

1740
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,320
And I was like, I don't want to buy that.

1741
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,160
I just saw it.

1742
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,080
And then I came back.

1743
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,240
I need to buy that.

1744
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,200
And I didn't buy it.

1745
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,800
And now that was-

1746
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,960
You've been haunted ever since.

1747
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,880
I have been.

1748
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:01,520
I have been.

1749
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,280
You want to talk about it?

1750
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,040
You know, I was disappointed.

1751
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,480
He likes wood.

1752
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,640
Yeah, especially petrified.

1753
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,640
It's going to be really hard.

1754
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,600
I want to buy the petrified woody.

1755
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,520
I don't believe I had the why on the end of that.

1756
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,440
Oh, it didn't.

1757
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,600
No, no why.

1758
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600
No woody.

1759
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:21,560
And it was funny is that at that particular estate cell,

1760
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,720
it was in a pretty nice neighborhood.

1761
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:28,040
And there were some women in there that were, oh, I

1762
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,040
don't know how to put it.

1763
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,120
They're not cougars.

1764
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,000
They're married.

1765
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,680
They're kind of like cougars, but they're a little bit older.

1766
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,280
So they're, what do they call them?

1767
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,680
Mountain lions.

1768
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,480
Saber tooth.

1769
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,000
I don't know.

1770
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,120
Maybe saber tooth.

1771
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,040
So anyway, so there were-

1772
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,160
They're pretty nice.

1773
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,280
I walked out of that front office room.

1774
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,280
Where are these ladies?

1775
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,280
These are estate cells.

1776
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,440
So they're just randomly.

1777
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,200
It was in a nice neighborhood.

1778
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,040
So some of the local ladies were in there

1779
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,520
with their little tennis outfits and whatever.

1780
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,880
It was like a Saturday night.

1781
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,960
They're poaching on their neighbor's stuff.

1782
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:57,480
I guess.

1783
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,000
Probably.

1784
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,960
And so I'm in there, and I'm passing over the earring

1785
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:04,760
section.

1786
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,160
Imagine if there's a section with jewelry and stuff.

1787
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:07,680
It's usual.

1788
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,920
They have a big jewelry section every time.

1789
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:10,720
Oh, yeah.

1790
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:15,040
And so this one lady, she's in her 70s,

1791
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,520
and she's like, oh, look at that earring.

1792
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,280
Look at that ring.

1793
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,200
Look at that stone.

1794
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,800
Oh, the bigger the better.

1795
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,640
I walk by, and I'm like, boy, I've

1796
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,520
had a nickel every time I heard that.

1797
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,760
And just kind of walk in.

1798
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,520
You did not.

1799
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,000
I'm sorry, but it was the funniest thing

1800
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,240
I've done in an estate cell.

1801
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,480
Did she go, oh?

1802
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,200
There was several of them that looked up at me,

1803
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,280
and they were just like, oh, ha ha.

1804
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,080
They all laughed.

1805
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:39,560
They laughed?

1806
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,080
Yeah, I thought it was funny.

1807
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,160
Oh, my god.

1808
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,960
Leave it to you to make older women uncomfortable.

1809
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,400
Well, that one didn't make it feel good.

1810
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,360
Yeah, you find some really interesting things,

1811
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,600
and you come across things where you're like,

1812
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,960
why are you selling this kind of a scenario?

1813
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:55,880
Right?

1814
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:56,920
And it does.

1815
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,480
It almost makes you uncomfortable.

1816
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,080
Sometimes, and especially when you know it's the old.

1817
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,960
If you know it's someone that's just relocating,

1818
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,000
and they're just selling their house and all their shit.

1819
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:06,560
They're downsizing.

1820
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:07,440
They're downsizing.

1821
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,160
That's one thing.

1822
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,440
But you know when you walk into a house,

1823
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,880
and it's an older man or older woman or an older couple

1824
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,040
who just passed away.

1825
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,320
There's some cool stuff, because everyone collects

1826
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,920
stuff that's personal, and everyone has their own thing.

1827
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,960
Everything in that house mattered to them.

1828
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,640
Pharmacists that collect things that

1829
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,000
evolve around pharmacy stuff, and they

1830
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,480
have little scales and all those.

1831
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,880
And there's just, I mean, you have different engineers

1832
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:36,800
that do their things.

1833
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:40,520
And they have electricians, and you have burners.

1834
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,720
We have been, they've got the guy that was doing his,

1835
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:47,440
one of his hobbies was the remote control airplanes.

1836
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,840
And you go through the garage, and they've

1837
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,000
got a ton of shit that evolves around that stuff.

1838
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,520
Oh, yeah.

1839
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,280
It's their hobby.

1840
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,160
It's their hobby.

1841
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:55,880
Yeah, so.

1842
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,880
And they spent 20 grand, 30 grand on it.

1843
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,360
So if you say estate sales near me,

1844
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,720
there's some sort of website that's kind of nationwide,

1845
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,640
isn't it?

1846
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,160
I guess.

1847
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,120
I mean, we would look at the region here.

1848
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,200
Yeah, so we just do estate sales,

1849
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,280
and you click on this one little website,

1850
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,400
and it shows you the map of where we live.

1851
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:19,520
And it's got a bunch of little nodes on the map.

1852
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,840
It says, hey, these are all the estate sales in your area.

1853
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,880
And we would literally hop from estate sale to estate sale

1854
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:26,680
and just venture.

1855
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,520
It's so exciting.

1856
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:34,360
Yeah, I would actually enjoy it, because I love the mystery

1857
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,080
of what people enjoy and the history.

1858
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,400
And it's different in each house.

1859
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,120
Oh, god, every single person is different.

1860
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,800
You have to control the number one thing.

1861
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,920
You have to control your biggest enemy is something

1862
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:54,800
you are, my friend, are very much a victim of is impulse

1863
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,840
buys.

1864
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,360
Impulse buy.

1865
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,440
Like gun saves.

1866
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,800
Actually, that was not an impulse buy.

1867
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,040
I had been researching.

1868
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,040
It was an impulse buy.

1869
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,720
No.

1870
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,280
No, no, no.

1871
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,360
Was it a bad purchase?

1872
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,600
Was it a bad purchase?

1873
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:08,400
Yes, it was.

1874
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,160
It's an impulse buy.

1875
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,280
You didn't do your research.

1876
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,480
I concede.

1877
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,600
The only thing you said was.

1878
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,960
If you want a lollipop, get a lollipop.

1879
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,120
But if it had Tabasco in it, you should

1880
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:19,360
have fucking read the label.

1881
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,720
Yeah, I get it.

1882
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,600
But the thing is, I definitely needed a gun safe.

1883
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,960
I had been researching gun safes.

1884
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,640
I trust Costco.

1885
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,840
I saw a gun safe at Costco.

1886
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,120
It was an impulse buy at Costco.

1887
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,640
But it wasn't like, oh, I've never

1888
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,120
thought about a gun safe before.

1889
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,160
It wasn't that impossible.

1890
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,560
It wasn't that impossible.

1891
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,320
It was a rookie mistake.

1892
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:43,320
It was a rookie mistake.

1893
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,160
But it looks good.

1894
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:50,040
If you're going to be hanging out with a few estate veterans,

1895
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:50,720
sale veterans.

1896
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,760
Oh, I see where you're going with this.

1897
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,160
I need to up my game if I'm going

1898
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,080
to go with experienced estate.

1899
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,760
You don't want to be the impulse buyer who

1900
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,000
buys that half box of Depends.

1901
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,520
You need to procure some restraint.

1902
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,960
Yeah, no, you're right.

1903
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,800
If you guys could just teach me.

1904
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,880
Or the oils.

1905
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,440
I can.

1906
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:06,960
Yeah.

1907
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,800
Teach me how to be the best.

1908
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,280
This is something you can't teach.

1909
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,000
This is something you have to experience.

1910
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,720
So I'm glad you had to go through this.

1911
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,560
Thank you.

1912
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,360
And sometimes the house is going to make you better.

1913
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,520
That's so compassionate, Sean.

1914
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,760
That's so compassionate.

1915
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,760
It'll make it that much easier for us

1916
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,760
not to make fun of you on the next estate sale.

1917
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,600
Something tells me it won't matter.

1918
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,840
No.

1919
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,000
Sometimes we go out.

1920
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,920
Still make fun of me.

1921
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:31,920
Yeah, sometimes we go out.

1922
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,920
I don't make an impulse buy.

1923
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,280
You should see some of the shit that we've bought.

1924
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,120
I mean, dude, I bought a wrench that's

1925
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,880
the size of this fucking table.

1926
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,720
I even told him.

1927
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,560
I was like, we will never use that.

1928
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,040
Never.

1929
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:43,400
Ever.

1930
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,200
But it's cool.

1931
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,600
How big is the wrench?

1932
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,400
It's like three feet long.

1933
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,520
It's like a big water pipe wrench.

1934
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,280
Unless you want to make the streetlights

1935
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,440
at your local intersection.

1936
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,240
Well, I was going to use it as a decorative piece.

1937
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,680
That's the only bolt I can think of that's that big.

1938
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,120
You know what I'm talking about?

1939
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,640
You know how they bolted the poles down

1940
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,720
with these gigantic nuts?

1941
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,560
This would open it.

1942
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,600
There we go.

1943
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:08,600
This one is bigger.

1944
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:09,800
It is almost bigger than that.

1945
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,440
Well, it's a pipe wrench is what it is.

1946
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,000
Yeah, it's a very large pipe wrench.

1947
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,760
And it's heavy because it's solid steel.

1948
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,840
Too bad you're not strong enough to turn that nut.

1949
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:18,800
No, I'm not.

1950
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,840
I could bust it, though.

1951
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,320
Just freeze it.

1952
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,760
Is that a rap song?

1953
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,000
That's Bust a Move.

1954
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,240
Oh, is that a song?

1955
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,160
It's not Bust a Nut.

1956
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:28,960
Young MC.

1957
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,360
Bust a Nut.

1958
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,800
Do-nut.

1959
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,040
So we will gravitate toward the garages.

1960
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:38,040
Well, first of all, we check the website for the estate sales.

1961
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:42,080
And the websites usually have an entourage of pictures.

1962
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,160
And they show you what they're selling.

1963
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:48,760
And so I know that I have a couple friends that I know.

1964
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,400
Larry.

1965
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,200
Larry likes some knives, some old school knives.

1966
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,720
And so we're always on the lookout.

1967
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,640
And I know the Zimper.

1968
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,600
Knives are always saw laughter.

1969
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,080
And so there have been a few places that we've gone to where

1970
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,760
I regret not buying knives.

1971
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,040
Yeah, they've had some really nice knives that Sean's like,

1972
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,560
I should have bought the damn knives.

1973
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,440
Yeah, I should have.

1974
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,520
And oh, man.

1975
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:14,000
He's almost bought like entire China sets.

1976
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,640
Yeah.

1977
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:20,960
But you're talking like 150, 200 piece China set for $80.

1978
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:21,480
Oh, shit.

1979
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,080
That probably cost probably $1,000.

1980
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:24,800
Oh, yeah.

1981
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:25,520
Do that.

1982
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,760
It was like three quarters off.

1983
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,200
Here's the thing.

1984
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,840
If you don't have any China and you're

1985
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,040
in the market for some China, that's a no-brainer.

1986
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,400
Yeah, but if you're not.

1987
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,120
Really?

1988
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:35,760
Who was that?

1989
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,520
Is that better?

1990
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:37,360
It is so weird.

1991
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,240
Paul's got, if you don't know, Paul's got a little list.

1992
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,200
But he's had this little screen in front of him

1993
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:46,760
that kind of keeps the height.

1994
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,600
You can't see it.

1995
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,680
What is it called?

1996
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,400
The S?

1997
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,080
The sibilance.

1998
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:50,840
The sibilance.

1999
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,680
It keeps the sibilance from coming out.

2000
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,040
Paul's here in the podcast.

2001
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,200
So he's got this circle block disc cock.

2002
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:57,720
I'm sorry.

2003
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:58,240
Really?

2004
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,920
A disc in front of his face.

2005
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,600
And so you can't see.

2006
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,720
So when he burps or says something,

2007
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,760
I got a second guess.

2008
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,360
It's like, did that come out of his mouth?

2009
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,480
Did you seriously say that?

2010
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:07,960
What?

2011
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,480
That you belch?

2012
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,640
That you let into this thing.

2013
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,000
Paul had to lift.

2014
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:12,480
Really?

2015
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,600
That's what you took out of this whole thing?

2016
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,720
Absolutely.

2017
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,040
You led with that.

2018
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,200
Well, look.

2019
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,400
It is what it is.

2020
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,680
What the hell?

2021
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,000
OK, I'll walk into one of mine.

2022
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,520
Is it fake news?

2023
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,760
What?

2024
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,160
Oh, come on, man.

2025
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,120
Golly.

2026
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:31,560
My point is that how do you want me to lead that in?

2027
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:35,280
Just say Paul has a little thing over his mouth.

2028
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,200
Is a windscreen.

2029
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,400
Is a windscreen.

2030
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:38,680
Paul had the windscreen.

2031
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,240
Yeah, because there's so much wind.

2032
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,960
The only wind that's coming from here is Jeff's ass.

2033
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,880
Because I can't hear.

2034
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:46,640
All right.

2035
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,080
Is that why you have the windscreen?

2036
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,960
Yes, because I can't hear.

2037
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,160
Well, that's too late now.

2038
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,560
That sucked the air out of this whole thing.

2039
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,680
You know, Paul's got to lift.

2040
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,200
I know.

2041
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,280
God.

2042
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,520
Damn it, man.

2043
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:59,200
Now we have to throw the whole thing out.

2044
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,880
So getting back to your, your.

2045
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,080
Hold on.

2046
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:05,000
This is the, I'm trying to think of what this is called.

2047
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,400
This is the, what do they call it?

2048
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,120
Some of the beta female.

2049
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,000
Come on.

2050
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,680
If I'm trying to make you mad and I'm not trying to do it,

2051
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:13,520
I'm doing it.

2052
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,680
Passive aggressive.

2053
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,200
Yeah.

2054
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,440
You're being passive aggressive.

2055
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,840
This is the biggest passive aggressive cancel

2056
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,360
I've ever had.

2057
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,080
You are being passive aggressive.

2058
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,280
You just canceled that.

2059
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,560
The most passive aggressive as possible.

2060
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,200
I did?

2061
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:28,800
Cancel culture.

2062
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:29,720
Yeah.

2063
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,080
I just said it hurt my feelings.

2064
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:31,720
You're a lib.

2065
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,880
Yeah, but why?

2066
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,640
It hurt my feelings.

2067
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:35,960
You're a Twitter mob.

2068
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,120
Paul's part of Twitter.

2069
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,600
The funny part was that I couldn't tell who was burping.

2070
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,200
It was not me.

2071
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,640
I burped because I have a windscreen.

2072
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:43,680
All right, delete this whole area.

2073
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,760
It was not me.

2074
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:45,960
I own mine.

2075
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,880
Where are we at?

2076
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,600
Well, I want to get back to Paul's safe.

2077
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,800
Oh, the gun safes.

2078
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,080
I want to get back to Paul's safe,

2079
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,720
because he bought this.

2080
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,120
It looks nice.

2081
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,600
It's a rifle.

2082
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,040
It's a rifle safe.

2083
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,280
And it was half an impulse buy.

2084
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,160
It was half of an impulse buy.

2085
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,080
You were standing there going, man, that's really nice.

2086
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,120
And it's only this much.

2087
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,360
And I don't know how I'm going to get home.

2088
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:08,520
And I was like, well, I've got a truck.

2089
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,640
You're like, OK, I'll get it.

2090
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,920
So I didn't even hesitate.

2091
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,760
I was like, I'm in the market.

2092
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,320
Someone that doesn't hesitate acts impulsively.

2093
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:26,960
And then the thing is, two days before, I've been researching

2094
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,840
gun safes on the Internet, and they're all sold out.

2095
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,640
I'm your pro.

2096
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,120
And they're all sold out.

2097
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,640
And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

2098
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,440
And then I get to Costco.

2099
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:42,600
Here's where I let it get the best of me or the worst of me.

2100
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,320
I trust everything that Costco sells.

2101
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,280
Exactly.

2102
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:57,160
because they they have like people that they have picture analysts and they do the research and they make sure that it's high quality stuff and supposedly.

2103
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:02,000
No, I disagree with that. I know I do too. Now that I don't know where you got that trend.

2104
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:07,720
Well, I had heard that they only sell the stuff that like is like good quality and stuff. Right.

2105
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:12,120
So I'm sitting there looking at the safe and I'm like, oh, my God, it's only it's five hundred dollars regularly.

2106
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,160
It's only four hundred and fifty on sale.

2107
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:18,880
And I'm like, I need a gun safe because I've been researching them and I've been trying to figure out what I'm going to do

2108
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:25,120
because I don't know if I want to spend like the crazy amount that the Internet is like demanding.

2109
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,080
And I'm like, OK, well, this is a no brainer. I trust Costco.

2110
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,640
It's got to be good. It's not. It's not.

2111
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:34,920
It's totally not. So I take I bring it home.

2112
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:41,360
It's sitting in my in my bedroom like a monolith in the one space.

2113
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,320
I see the monkeys are jumping around it. It's sitting there.

2114
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,680
It's big and it's heavy. It literally is sitting in the middle of my bedroom.

2115
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,640
It was heavy within the box. I had to lift it myself.

2116
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,720
By yourself. You didn't even touch it. I was a supervisor.

2117
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:58,280
You did supervise. There were six there are six guys around it.

2118
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,320
So I supervise it. We're not six guys. I think I was.

2119
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:05,200
Anyway, so so so I immediately get home and I'm like looking at it.

2120
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,360
I'm like going, oh, shit. We waddled it.

2121
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:11,720
We waddled it because here's the thing, I pride myself on being a I research my shit.

2122
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,280
Right. Right. For the most part, I don't make impulsive buys

2123
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:20,720
without reading reviews and like check in quality and submitting it.

2124
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,600
All that. No, no. It was an impulse buy.

2125
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:27,200
I do the same thing. I research the shit out of it drives my I do. I do.

2126
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,560
But like I said, I let the Costco quality thing get the best of me.

2127
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,920
So I get on YouTube and this guy is basically

2128
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:38,160
ripping apart this the exact same gun safe.

2129
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,240
Now, it's sold under two different names, but it's the same company.

2130
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,040
And so I'm thinking, OK, it looks exactly the same.

2131
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,960
It's got a different name on it. But anyway, so he pulls it apart.

2132
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:52,640
And he's researching and he's looking at it and he's like, it is as cheap as you get.

2133
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,400
The metal is thin.

2134
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,480
The lock is a joke.

2135
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,400
The the the I mean, the electronics, the electronics are

2136
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,800
electronics or are a complete joke.

2137
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,800
I mean, the whole thing's a joke.

2138
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:13,040
Like anybody who sells that with the premise of you can put all your most

2139
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:17,920
expensive valuables in like everything you cherish, put it in there because it's safe

2140
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:21,200
is bullshit. That's bullshit. It's not safe.

2141
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,880
It's not safe. I think it is from the standard burglar.

2142
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,080
Who's going to break in your home?

2143
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:29,440
I thought we mentioned this earlier, I was like, but if you get the guys

2144
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,840
who know what they're doing, they're probably going to look at it and go,

2145
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,920
yeah, I can get that quick.

2146
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,320
Yeah. Well, they're probably going to get into no matter what you have. Quick.

2147
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,440
That's not what they're doing.

2148
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,400
Not true. Not true. That's the thing.

2149
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,920
That's there's the difference.

2150
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:46,720
So they I watched a video of of not even sophisticated burglars

2151
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,240
breaking into different types of safes.

2152
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,600
And they took one of the cheap ones like the one I have.

2153
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,920
They knocked it on its back. Right.

2154
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,520
They just dropped it. Boom.

2155
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,720
And then they started working on it with with crowbars.

2156
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:02,640
And in a pry bar were the long ones like a long pry bar and a crowbar.

2157
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,640
The two of them worked together and they worked around the edges.

2158
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,280
And within a minute and 45 seconds, they had it open.

2159
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:11,600
Well, that's what I'm saying.

2160
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,680
But but that's the cheap shit.

2161
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:18,000
If you've got three inch steel and you pay like 20, you know,

2162
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,880
fifteen hundred to like three thousand dollars for a safe,

2163
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:22,880
that shit doesn't work.

2164
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,560
I mean, I do believe there are safes out there,

2165
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:31,520
but that they can work on it for for hours and not and not get it open.

2166
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,080
I guess you're you guess you do.

2167
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,360
You need to ask yourself on what level of protection I look.

2168
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,360
That's exactly right.

2169
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:41,680
Am I looking for something that's going to be a deterrent from my kids

2170
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,840
and maybe someone who stumbles across it?

2171
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:48,400
And maybe if my house catches on fire, the stuff inside is going to survive.

2172
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,840
Bingo. That sort of stuff. That is exactly right.

2173
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,160
So you just got to ask yourself, what level of security do I need?

2174
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:54,640
That's right.

2175
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,240
Well, then it may work for you. Nailed it one hundred percent.

2176
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,680
You basically have to decide what am I willing to?

2177
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,560
How far am I willing to go?

2178
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,920
Are you putting your Rembrandt's in there and your diamond collection?

2179
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,000
So that would be irresponsible to do what?

2180
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,240
To put your Rembrandt's in there because they're, you know,

2181
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,320
it's obviously not a nice enough unless you were going to buy a three

2182
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,840
thousand dollars safe that's bolted to the floor and it can span.

2183
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,480
It's staying two hours worth of fire. Right.

2184
01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,520
I mean, that's the whole different ballgame.

2185
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:22,720
And that's twenty five dollars.

2186
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:27,280
Yeah, I think the one you have said 60 minutes in a fire.

2187
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,680
Right. And at a certain temperature and water as well.

2188
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,400
That water is water tight up to for so long as well, I think.

2189
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,000
Yeah. Oh, it's water tight, too.

2190
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,840
Yeah. I thought the box said that.

2191
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,240
I don't know what I'm going to do.

2192
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,720
I don't know if I'm going to.

2193
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,880
I may just keep it because it's a pain in the ass just to return it.

2194
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:49,720
Well, again, I think you need to sit down and think, OK, what do I need this for?

2195
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,640
Right. I mean, I think you need to sit down and think, OK, what do I need this for?

2196
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,560
Right. I needed a place to securely put my guns.

2197
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:58,000
You know what? Maybe some valuables.

2198
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,080
I think you need to return it.

2199
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,080
Yeah, I don't think you'll be satisfied.

2200
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,840
Every time you look, I think you're right.

2201
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:08,680
And I think I should spend the extra if there were if there were three hundred,

2202
01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:11,600
I would probably keep it

2203
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:16,000
since it's five fifty, four fifty, four, four fifty.

2204
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,520
Man, I would return it. I think I am.

2205
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:21,440
So what are you guys doing this weekend?

2206
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:23,360
I will not be around.

2207
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,440
What do you know? I'll be in I'll be in Lubach.

2208
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,720
Wait, when are you getting back from Lubach?

2209
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,200
I'll be Sunday late.

2210
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,280
OK, what are you doing Sunday night?

2211
01:09:31,280 --> 01:09:32,840
They close at six. OK.

2212
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:33,600
What are you doing Monday?

2213
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:37,720
Well, you could put this in your you could put this in your car as well.

2214
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,280
Yeah, your ex. Oh, my Jedi. Yeah.

2215
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,240
I mean, you're you're whatever you drop it to the top.

2216
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,040
I could. Now you have another car, the the the the fucking Ford,

2217
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,040
whatever that is, the Ford Expedition.

2218
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,240
Yeah. Just put the seats down.

2219
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,960
And you could you could tap it out of there.

2220
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,560
You just kind of roll it, walk it out, walk it out.

2221
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,120
It's probably easier than your because you have carpet and would slide.

2222
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:01,000
Although it's slid on mine, too.

2223
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,480
But, you know, I was thinking about throwing it over my right shoulder

2224
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,280
and just carrying it out of the house like a backpack.

2225
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,120
Love to see that.

2226
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,560
And just just kind of throw it into the right shoulder of all things.

2227
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:12,640
Yeah, my right one. Yeah.

2228
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,160
Yeah. I mean, it's already fucked up anyway.

2229
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:18,240
So throw it up on that shoulder and be like, I could get out of the way.

2230
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:21,320
Let me how much do you think that thing weighed 200 pounds, 400 pounds?

2231
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:26,080
They're claiming 179 or something stupid like that.

2232
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,800
But no, it seemed much heavier than heavier than that.

2233
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:33,640
Well. Well, you know, maybe it said kilograms.

2234
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:35,680
Look it up, Mr.

2235
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:42,520
Producer put signature signature executive gun safe Costco.

2236
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:44,960
I want to know.

2237
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:47,240
Yeah, those safes are not cheap.

2238
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:48,440
No, they're not.

2239
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:51,560
I mean, this one is cheap because I had to get one for my house.

2240
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:54,080
And you have one. They're not. Yeah, they're not cheap.

2241
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,640
Well, what'd you end up buying? Fort Knox.

2242
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,760
Oh, it is a Fort Knox.

2243
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,200
That's a respectable brand.

2244
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,040
I burrowed I burrowed into the ground.

2245
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:03,480
No, I don't know. I don't know.

2246
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:04,520
Oh, I thought you'd be smart.

2247
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:05,960
There is a Fort Knox brand.

2248
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:09,040
Oh, yeah. OK. I thought you were joking.

2249
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:10,280
Which one is it?

2250
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,760
It should be for it should be five fifty four fifty.

2251
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,040
It's that first one right there, isn't it?

2252
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:16,680
I don't know. But yeah, I've got to say it's.

2253
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,240
It's so unpopular.

2254
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,640
That's probably that size right there.

2255
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,040
That's not even showing up.

2256
01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:24,640
It's not. Yeah, it's not.

2257
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,280
It's not even showing up.

2258
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:27,640
How is that?

2259
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,960
Just go to Costco dot com and search it that way.

2260
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,880
Yeah, that's a good idea.

2261
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,600
Go to Costco dot com and put safe.

2262
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,040
You'll find it that way.

2263
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,800
He's really savvy on the Internet.

2264
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,360
It's about two and a half feet tall.

2265
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,040
OK. What do you have in there?

2266
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:42,840
What do you have in there?

2267
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,600
I keep my underwear in there.

2268
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,320
Do you have a hunt?

2269
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:49,440
Do you have like one point seven million dollars

2270
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,640
for the gold bars in there?

2271
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,680
I do some bullion.

2272
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,880
Oh, nice. Gold bullion.

2273
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,440
I love that. He likes to collect.

2274
01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,120
The middle top.

2275
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,000
That was signature.

2276
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,560
I don't know what's happening. Big Horn.

2277
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,120
Well, they didn't have it online.

2278
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,680
No, that's because that's the discontinued.

2279
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:08,320
I bought the last.

2280
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,400
Oh, he fucking bought the last one.

2281
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,120
I bought the last one.

2282
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,000
All the cost was like, yeah, they're like,

2283
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,160
we got one more sucker.

2284
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,240
Yay.

2285
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,600
All right. Go back up to the top.

2286
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,600
We're search the signature safes up at the top.

2287
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:23,440
Wow. So it doesn't even show up.

2288
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:25,640
Are you sure it's signature executive safe?

2289
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,440
I think so. Yeah.

2290
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:29,400
Buckhorn or whatever that other one was.

2291
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,280
What's happened? Executive safe.

2292
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,280
Oh, it's a little bit of a fault.

2293
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,680
It's not a vault.

2294
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,480
Well, you know what?

2295
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:39,120
There it is. Big Horn.

2296
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,960
Twenty eight hundred dollars. That's it right there, right?

2297
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,320
Well, I wish.

2298
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,640
Yeah, I got that for four hundred and fifty bucks.

2299
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,080
It's a three thousand dollars safe.

2300
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:49,840
Yeah, I don't know.

2301
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,160
I mean, it looks like the same shitty, shitty one.

2302
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,560
Good Lord.

2303
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,720
Are you sure it's not that you sure it's not the big horn?

2304
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:01,400
I have no for factors, not big.

2305
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:04,400
I'll tell you what, you know who who has a gun safe

2306
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,280
that is loaded?

2307
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,240
I'm not going to tell you who it is, but you know who he is.

2308
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,320
I know who.

2309
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,240
Now, what said not to say it, that was six hundred dollars.

2310
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,240
Why is there six hundred dollars?

2311
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,320
Are you saying it's loaded with gold bullion?

2312
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,360
No. So rubies.

2313
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:28,440
One of my one of my my wife's my wife's sister's husband,

2314
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,320
and my wife's sister's husband.

2315
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,480
And we went over to his.

2316
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:36,000
I went over to his house and he he had a safe

2317
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:40,040
that was a little bit bigger than about a third bigger than yours and taller.

2318
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:44,360
I mean, not much, but that damn thing was loaded with gold.

2319
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,320
It's loaded with guns.

2320
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,400
Guns did he has.

2321
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,600
I mean, ridiculous. Why do you need that many guns?

2322
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:56,240
But the thing is, is that he's he's got like all of like every

2323
01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:00,160
he's got like a thousand to two thousand rounds of everything

2324
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,880
you can think of, you know, that he that he has.

2325
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,080
And he has got orders.

2326
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,960
Mortars, grenades, bazookas.

2327
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,480
Does he have a bubble gum?

2328
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:13,080
He doesn't have a daisy cutter.

2329
01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:13,960
Daisy cutter.

2330
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:16,400
He's got like gardening tools in there. What's going on?

2331
01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:19,000
Now we went through the whole daisy cutter, the daisy cutter.

2332
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,320
What's wrong with you?

2333
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:24,760
So he was he had his his ship was moving right along, isn't he?

2334
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:28,120
Yeah, he's like he doesn't remember the daisy cutter.

2335
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:30,760
No, I do. I just don't care.

2336
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:34,120
Oh, you're talking about the the the

2337
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,400
the biggest bomb that comes out on non nuclear.

2338
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,240
We care. Yeah. But you don't.

2339
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:43,040
Well, I was talking about the it's the Moab.

2340
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,600
Mother of all bombs. It is. Yeah.

2341
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,840
The brand new daisy cutters on eBay.

2342
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,440
Great deals on Daisy.

2343
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,120
Do you want to take out your enemy's subdivision

2344
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,480
by the Moab?

2345
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,480
All you got to do is what?

2346
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,600
How the fuck would you get that in the air?

2347
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:06,760
You wouldn't.

2348
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,640
It's not what you're talking about.

2349
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:09,480
It is on eBay.

2350
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,720
That's right there on the top.

2351
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,760
Brand new daisy cutters on eBay.

2352
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:14,200
It says free free.

2353
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:17,560
Dot com. Shut up.

2354
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,920
Yeah, so the gun safe

2355
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,720
is obviously very important, especially if kids in the house

2356
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,440
or folks visiting your home and shit like that.

2357
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,520
I got one. I feel much better because there was a time

2358
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,720
where I didn't have one and.

2359
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:36,880
She was just kind of laying out.

2360
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:40,440
That's kind of where I unresponsible and we go home

2361
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:43,360
and I feel much better about it.

2362
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,520
And I know, Sean, you have one.

2363
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,160
Yeah, your print, I think you guys might not have a fingerprint.

2364
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,240
I might as both. It's got the little thing.

2365
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:56,240
In fact, I need to I need to I need to get some stuff from you.

2366
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,640
The original case that came in.

2367
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:01,320
I mean, it's downstairs. You can take it with you.

2368
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,840
Yeah, but there's a key there.

2369
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,840
I want to leave the key with you, though, just in case.

2370
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,040
I have the biometric.

2371
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,440
I think it's I think it's century safe.

2372
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,000
It's nice. I like it for my for my pistol.

2373
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:13,960
Oh, it's perfect. Yeah.

2374
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,760
You're talking about the pistol. Yeah, I've got that.

2375
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:16,960
I got it right next to the bed.

2376
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,400
Is that the one that you made?

2377
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:22,000
You programmed and Brody figured it out like in minutes.

2378
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,800
I couldn't believe it.

2379
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:24,800
I told you that story.

2380
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,400
Guns. So I couldn't believe it.

2381
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:30,080
It's got a four button, a four button.

2382
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:31,400
He had to have watched you.

2383
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,240
It has a bio. Oh, of course.

2384
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,080
It has a biometric scan.

2385
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:39,000
It has a key and it has a four button code.

2386
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,400
Any one of those three will open up the safe.

2387
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:48,080
And I basically bought the thing because I he was he's kind of

2388
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,680
I don't want to say he's crazy, but he's very impulsive.

2389
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:53,680
And I just didn't want to take the chance that he was going to

2390
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:56,000
want to take the chance that he would ever get a hold of it

2391
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:59,080
somehow. Right. You know, being a responsible dad, impulsive.

2392
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:02,680
And oh, my God, I and every time I'm around it, I'm like,

2393
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,040
OK, so no, no, no, let me close it.

2394
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,880
You know, you're not going to get anywhere near this.

2395
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:10,480
And he says, and after years of this, he goes, I know the code,

2396
01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:14,080
dad. And I'm like, oh, that's funny.

2397
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,680
That's funny, son. Oh, you're such a kidder.

2398
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,680
No, I know the code. Well, really.

2399
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,680
You know, yeah, let me let me show you.

2400
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:24,280
And he walks over and he goes beep, beep, beep, beep, clunk.

2401
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:28,480
It opens. I was speechless.

2402
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:32,520
I'm telling you, every time I like every time I've worked on the code

2403
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:37,520
or done the the scan of my finger, I've been like alone in the room.

2404
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:40,200
I like I've been you know what I mean?

2405
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,680
I've been very careful about.

2406
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:45,040
So is the code something original?

2407
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:49,320
I mean, it was I mean, not like, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom in a row.

2408
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:52,160
No, no, no. What I'm saying is there's no numbers.

2409
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:56,600
Well, they're not. But there's four buttons in a pattern.

2410
01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:00,640
Yeah. And I did a pattern that I've never done before.

2411
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:05,960
OK, was it based on like a one, two, three, four scenario?

2412
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:10,040
I mean, if for me, it was I mean, you know, I think it was like one, four, two, three.

2413
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,800
I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

2414
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,400
I mean, but it was something I've never done before.

2415
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:17,800
And I have a common. I literally had to like remember one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.

2416
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,720
Right. I don't think it's for. That's a good point.

2417
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:25,480
I could have done the same key or there's how many combinations?

2418
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:31,080
He walks right up and goes boom, boom, boom, boom, which means he was had his

2419
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:34,000
focus head around the corner at any time.

2420
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:37,720
A hundred percent. And he poked his head around.

2421
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,640
He poked his head around when I was doing the code, saw it for an instant.

2422
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,160
And it's like, oh, another code.

2423
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:46,400
I never asked it. And at any moment had he.

2424
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,640
That's eye opening. It was shocking.

2425
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:54,920
Now, do I really think he was going to grab the gun at night and shoot us and blah.

2426
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,480
No, but I just wanted to be responsible.

2427
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:01,760
I want to make sure I'm more I'm more I want to make sure my kids could never get a hold of that gun

2428
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,240
and he could have grabbed it at any time.

2429
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,800
Well, the problems come in when they want to show it to friends.

2430
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:08,640
That's what I'm saying. Look at this.

2431
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:09,920
That's where the accident.

2432
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,320
When people get guns, it does something.

2433
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,240
It does something to them.

2434
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,400
Or it can do something to them, not not all of it.

2435
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,760
But everybody has that sense of of.

2436
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,600
Yeah, I don't know.

2437
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:23,080
Immortality when they pick up a weapon, you know, I mean,

2438
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,280
I mean, just think of all these kids and these that they get a weapon

2439
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:31,840
and they do these mass shootings, you know, or anybody that does a mass shooting period.

2440
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:35,480
No, I don't think that has anything to do with having a weapon in your hand.

2441
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,520
Well, I'm just saying.

2442
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,480
Well, hold on.

2443
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:47,040
No, I think the example you were giving was somebody who

2444
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:52,240
is curious, curious about a weapon, and they and they get into the safe

2445
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,560
or they get in underneath their dad's bed or wherever the gun is

2446
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:58,440
and they hold it in their hands and they're curious and they're kind of playing with it.

2447
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:01,040
And it happens to be loaded and something bad happens.

2448
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,800
I understand that that that that is a curiosity.

2449
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,440
And the younger they get, the worse that curiosity.

2450
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,960
But the older they get, the more it sprouts wings. Yeah.

2451
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:14,200
And so let's just say that they they did that.

2452
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:17,120
And then now they're living alone and now they're 22.

2453
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,760
Now they have the ability to buy their own weapon.

2454
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,760
And now they have this.

2455
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,480
I'm just yeah.

2456
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,880
So crazy. They don't have the respect.

2457
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,440
They don't. So let's play that out.

2458
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,400
All right. Let's say I'm 20 years old.

2459
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:31,640
I'm a disgruntled young man.

2460
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:35,560
And with with, you know, so hold on, so hold on.

2461
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:36,680
So let's play that out.

2462
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:41,880
So I know my father has a pistol right or an AR or something like that.

2463
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:46,040
I know where it is. I know where the gun that the weapon is and the ammo is.

2464
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:50,320
And I go to I bring it out from where it is.

2465
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:53,200
And I kind of load it and I look at it and I play with it a little bit.

2466
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:57,120
And I think to myself, hmm, I'm going to go to King

2467
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,440
Supers and I'm going to shoot up the place because I'm

2468
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,760
I'm curious about this gun and I'm holding it.

2469
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:03,640
No. Well, hold on.

2470
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:06,920
100 percent. No, not that that is a million percent.

2471
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:09,200
Other motive. That's you.

2472
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,880
That's you know, motive.

2473
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,200
I'm agreeing with Jeff. It's 100 percent.

2474
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,640
Is there is there motive? Yes, it is.

2475
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:16,960
It is. I'm angry.

2476
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,960
I'm I want to kill a bunch of people.

2477
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,320
And you know what? I happen to know where my dad's gun is.

2478
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,360
This Muslim shooter in Colorado.

2479
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:24,600
Dan, I'm holding the gun.

2480
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,840
And oh, I think I think I'm going to shoot the reason on the guy

2481
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:30,760
that just happened recently, the Muslim shooter in Colorado.

2482
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,480
Well, I was he disgruntled.

2483
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:36,160
That whole story has kind of disappeared because he's not white.

2484
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,360
I actually did not hear the motivation behind that mass shooting.

2485
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:41,120
I don't know what the motivation is.

2486
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,080
I don't either.

2487
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,760
And they sure the hell didn't call it a race crime

2488
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:46,360
because they were all white people they killed.

2489
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:50,240
So and he was a Muslim, a Muslim man.

2490
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,840
I don't know. He was born in Syria.

2491
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,960
Yeah. And I'm angry about that.

2492
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,480
It was a Muslim, but it's just like, you know, if that had been

2493
01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:02,960
a white guy killing 10, 12 black people, well,

2494
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:05,800
that would have stayed in the news for weeks.

2495
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:07,120
There'd be riots going on.

2496
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,680
And there would be push for more gun control and all that kind of stuff.

2497
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:14,120
But since they were well, I mean, it's sad. OK.

2498
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,200
And this is where I'm kind of driving this whole thing.

2499
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,080
It's got people have.

2500
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,920
People have. I don't have.

2501
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:27,360
So the final point is it was basically it's

2502
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:30,680
a it all evolves around

2503
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,760
why the media is talking about stuff and why they're not talking about stuff.

2504
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:39,200
Because you've got these black folks that got shot up in Virginia.

2505
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,960
You know, why aren't they talking about that?

2506
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:42,000
Why is that not important?

2507
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,640
Why is that not just as important?

2508
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,720
Because it doesn't follow their agenda.

2509
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:49,000
But you say it's all about the narrative.

2510
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,360
You say that and everyone says that.

2511
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:52,600
But I'm just like, come on.

2512
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,160
I mean, why? I don't. It's why.

2513
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,680
It's why is what you're asking? Why is that whole water?

2514
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,280
I don't get why they're focusing on one.

2515
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,280
And what was the big one? The Asian one?

2516
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,960
The Asian, the the the whack of tourist

2517
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:08,120
that would that likes to whack off.

2518
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:10,040
And he was like, I can't handle anybody.

2519
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,280
Go to the sex shop. So I'm going to I'm just going to.

2520
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:15,080
Well, he shot up, I think, six Asians and two white people.

2521
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:20,360
He shot up whoever was in those shops that fed that

2522
01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:23,240
fed his addiction, fed his addiction.

2523
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,320
But it's see, that's just not true.

2524
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:27,200
But that's not how the press is spinning it.

2525
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,240
They're spinning it as a hate crime.

2526
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:32,440
And then out of his own mouth, I have no mouth.

2527
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,200
This had nothing to do

2528
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,080
about what race or who they were.

2529
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:38,440
It was about what they were. And they still said it.

2530
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,000
And there's yes. And they're still doing it.

2531
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,520
And they're still reporting it that way.

2532
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:46,600
I know. Yeah. The the the morning talk show with Joe.

2533
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,120
What's his name? Joe Rogan.

2534
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:50,840
No, not Joe. No.

2535
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:53,400
Coffee with Joe or coffee with Joe's his name.

2536
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,640
Joe Scarborough Scarborough.

2537
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:58,680
And then the blonde very cute blonde with a fucking MSNBC guy.

2538
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,000
Yeah. Why are we talking about that loser?

2539
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:05,600
Well, well, I did because he was talking about this

2540
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:08,400
and then he blossomed into

2541
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,920
he's spreading information, misinformation about it.

2542
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,040
You're talking about.

2543
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,640
Well, yeah. And he was like, if you think this is right, then,

2544
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:18,160
you know, you're you're you're what's wrong with America.

2545
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:19,720
What's right?

2546
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,840
You know, you know, owning the guns and, you know, OK.

2547
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,680
He started going into,

2548
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:31,040
you know, people with he started he stepped he tied it into the vaccines.

2549
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,480
God, you know, what?

2550
01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,960
I started writing on that one.

2551
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:38,880
Like, do your do your duty as an American?

2552
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,360
He's like, look, don't be one of those.

2553
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:45,880
He basically said all the Biden support anti-Biden anti-Biden people.

2554
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:48,120
Fucking unbelievable. All right.

2555
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,960
Just you're going to have to cut the shit out of this.

2556
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,840
No, no, I don't I don't think so. Let's let's let's wrap it up.

2557
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,040
Let's wrap it up.

2558
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:56,400
You know what? You make some great points.

2559
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:59,880
Yeah, but we need to rehash it.

2560
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,880
So we'll just find a way to stop this.

2561
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,080
Let's just someone talk.

2562
01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:06,040
No, it's good. It's good.

2563
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:08,520
I think you made some great points, and I think we have to dig

2564
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,160
into it a little bit more because I can promise you it's on everybody's minds.

2565
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,160
It's not going away. It's not going away.

2566
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,080
It's not going away. It's not going away.

2567
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,880
We can talk about it next week. You give it proper time. Yeah.

2568
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,560
So why don't we enjoy the music for a little bit?

2569
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:25,000
What just happened in the music?

2570
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,920
And that was weird. He's moving it.

2571
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:28,840
Yeah, it's like staticky and stuff.

2572
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,080
Yeah, that was a staticky part I was concerned about.

2573
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:35,640
Yeah, he's moving it, I believe, because it's only so long.

2574
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:39,440
All right. This is our last part, Cass of Zizamach.

2575
01:25:40,280 --> 01:25:41,800
And we are moving into a bro.

2576
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,920
Holy shit. Guess what?

2577
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:48,840
Yes. April, March 30, April 1st is Thursday.

2578
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:50,680
Someone's birthday, right?

2579
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,720
April 1st is going to be our birthday.

2580
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:56,760
That's wrong. No, it's Thursday, Tuesday.

2581
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,080
And then April 2nd.

2582
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:00,960
Is your next week.

2583
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,480
I'm out next week, but let's do we're going to be out.

2584
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,160
April 8th, I'm not going to be here for your freaking birthday.

2585
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:07,240
You're an asshole.

2586
01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:08,320
When's your birthday?

2587
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,600
Pardon my French, but you an asshole.

2588
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,480
Friday. Well, did your birthday just pass?

2589
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:15,000
Oh, this is an October.

2590
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,680
Come on. Shit.

2591
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,960
So we'll have to plan.

2592
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:23,640
Well, you guys obviously could do shit, but plan some for the following week.

2593
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:26,840
We're celebrating Thursday night.

2594
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,840
Thursday night. I'm not working Friday, so I'm going with that.

2595
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:32,760
Done. All right. Good night, guys.

2596
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:35,040
Hey, thanks for being with us, listeners.

2597
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:37,680
All three of you fucking last Tuesday in March.

2598
01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:39,160
Time flies. It does.

2599
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,760
It does.

