I've been purposely, purposely avoiding drinking.
Really?
What's wrong?
After what happened on Saturday, just for the record, we consumed an entire bottle of
bourbon.
I saw the picture.
Or should I say?
I bet it was how many of you?
Three of you.
I had one pour of that.
Jeff had an 18 ounce pour.
Right.
It was about that.
It was a beefy pour.
I had one.
And I had one beefy pour.
And...
That leaves one other person.
Chuck pounded the fuck out of that bottle.
He pounded that bottle like Matt Gaetz to that 17 year old.
Really?
Is that too soon?
Yes, too soon.
God bless him.
So did Chuck... did you all drive together?
Yeah, I drove up there.
Hold on a second.
All right, so let's get this going.
What is today's date?
Today's the 19th?
18th?
Yes.
19th.
It's the 19th.
It is Tuesday, November 19th, one week away from Thanksgiving.
We got no producer.
We got no guests.
It's just us.
We got the Queen Dixon here by ourselves.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's a helicopter kind of a thing?
Well, I mean not really.
I'm fully dressed.
Put your shorts back on.
This will be our first time.
You know, we've had a lot of guests on lately.
Yeah, we have.
Yeah.
It's nice to have just the three of us.
Yeah.
And if we have any listeners out there that are an expert at the X32 Behringer soundboard,
feel free to DL me and DM me regarding, you know, we have some technical questions.
Who's crotch is that up there?
It's I don't know.
We're looking at this.
Looks like very thick galibia.
I've got, I've got, Jesus.
It does protrude.
It's like a moose knuckle.
So I've got on my computer, the screen saver kind of scrolls through a bunch of Star Wars
pics.
Dudes, I guess I'm Sean.
And I'm Jeff.
And we've got a jam packed fricking show.
We've been, we've been trying to get some of these topics up here for the longest period.
And we've been, you know, having guests were enjoying it.
The last, we had the boozy baking company fan, Tastic, Jackie Mac fan, Tastic.
We have like, you know, the Celt, you know, they were fantastic.
Larry as well.
Larry's always got great stories.
He does.
Yeah.
Bubbles.
He seemed to like that.
But that was your story.
But yes.
That was so weird.
All right.
So, uh, well, what's that you guys, we have a new president.
I think we talked about that, right?
Yeah.
We went into, it's still on Larry's podcast.
We went into, actually it was the day after it was that Wednesday after election.
So we had all kinds of good stuff to say.
And surprisingly we were able to go ahead and announce that he is the president.
He did so damn well.
I know before the election, I know I voiced my concern that we wouldn't even know until
the end of the year.
Oh, I think.
And then the day the previous elections have gone, I was expecting a long drawn out court
battle.
Yep.
Court battle and recounts and recounts.
Now, Arizona, there's a couple of states that took forever.
California allows you a week to turn in your ballot.
It's still happening.
Yeah.
There's still five uncalled house races.
Yeah.
And which is ridiculous.
It is.
It's actually one of the ones for the Pennsylvania where they have the actual, uh, the, the,
the folks that are going against what their own state judges are saying.
Right.
You, you have to have X, Y, Z to qualify as, as a vote.
And they're like, yeah, vote is a vote is a vote.
If I don't see any signature on the, it's still a vote.
They turned it in.
They must be real.
Come on.
Where is this at?
Worse than that.
It's in Pennsylvania.
Worse than that.
She was like, you know, everybody violates the laws all the time.
I'm going to do it too because I want the, I want the court to hear what I'm saying.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
She was that blatant about it.
She's from like Philadelphia or something like that.
I don't know where she's from.
Pennsylvania in the Northeast.
But the thing is, is she brazen about it?
They're breaking the law.
This is voter fraud.
The FBI should be crawling up their ass with handcuffs.
Right.
But did you hear how it ended?
Negative.
Oh, okay.
Well, the, the Pennsylvania Supreme court said, no, you will follow the law because
that's what we said you were going to do.
And then, uh, Shapiro, the governor came out.
Yeah.
And then the governor came out and said, no, we're following the law because that's what
Pennsylvania does.
So they completely shut them down and said, they're not going to vote, count those illegal
votes.
And, uh, they officially basically told Casey to, you know, go pound sand.
Well, good.
Who was, who was saying that I'm going to break the law because everyone else does it?
Was it his campaign manager?
No, it was like, uh, it was like a, uh, an election, an election official or city council.
It might've been a count, a county election official.
I think is what it was.
That's why I think, uh, the Democrats, they, they, they've infested that whole level of
government.
And for some reason they have big sway in these elections.
Right.
This last time, I think at least at the presidential level, uh, Laura Trump did a really good job
making sure the integrity was there.
She had teams in every state.
Yeah.
There was clearly a much better ground game on, on, uh, yeah, verifying to ensure election
integrity.
You're right.
It just seemed like it.
Well, it's, well, it's important.
And I feel more comfortable about my vote going forward than I did after 2020.
I didn't trust shit after 20.
I didn't either.
Yeah, but we're, we're saying that and we're saying that on this side, you know, I do too,
Jeff, I agree with you.
It's just that is it because we want that we feel like, Oh, well the Dems are bitching
now probably probably right.
But I mean, they're truly, I mean, look, I mean, everything's coming out now.
The variance in the voting, uh, from Obama, uh, to there's been any more explanation on
that.
Yeah.
How, how, how jump 10 to 20 million people voted and that, that didn't vote this time.
I mean, come on, I mean, I know, especially with all the illegal votes that are in there,
that kind of there's, there's that's so shady.
Yeah.
It's just, you know, and I'm, I'm happy that the, the left is, is doing some full circle
kind of stuff, even like, uh, uh, on, on this Fox news, the five, uh, you've, um, the left
person that's typically on there, all of them have been gracious.
They're kind of like, well, you know what you guys won this time.
And it's like, they're, they're graciously accepting defeat.
And I think that's good.
I think it's a good notion.
And, but at the same time, I'm like, this is too easy.
Like why are they not screaming more?
Why there's something going on.
There's something like, that's okay.
It's kind of reminds me like they've got an ace up their sleeve.
Why don't you go to sleep now?
Right.
They got something going on and I don't know what it is.
Well, it could, it could be that, uh, could also be that they, some of them have recognized
the, yeah, our platform was screwed up.
It was a landslide.
And I think most acknowledge that.
And it's kind of hard to gripe about some of these, you know, ticky tack, not ticky
tack, but you know, it was so close.
It was so, you know, people arguing it was so close.
You could go on either way.
But it, this one was a landslide.
So when that happens, it, you kind of, you cool your jets.
Yeah, there's still, there's still hanging on.
Well, Trump didn't get the majority of the votes over 50%.
So they're hanging their head on that.
Yeah.
But there's also, so it wasn't a mandate.
Are you saying he didn't win the popular vote?
Is that what they're saying?
He didn't get over 50% of the vote.
That's what they're, I don't know if that's true or not, but that can't be true.
He got 76 million and she got 60 something million.
There's 70 other candidates.
Oh, oh, I see.
Okay.
Like the green party or libertarian.
I don't know what percentage this was on.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I think it was the eminence, NBC or CNN that was spouting that off.
Whatever it.
Yes.
That's just hanging on to something.
Yeah.
I know.
Well, I think some, like you said, I think the Jessica Tarlov and the Harold Ford, June
Harold Ford has always been a level head.
I think as far as it live goes, Jessica kind of goes off the rails every now and then,
but even she's been gracious and kind of dialed back some of the rhetoric she was spouting
pre-election.
Right.
Then there's always one Williams, he's a mess.
Yeah.
He's a mess, but he hasn't been on there in a while.
Yeah.
He hasn't been on the five for a long time.
But then did you see that Joe Scarborough and his wife went down and visited with Trump
and Marlago?
They were just like, you know, we, it's like, they're totally just eating crow now.
I mean, just egg all over the face, every kind of lame thing you could say they're pieces
of poop.
Well, and there are there and they're like, well, we've been told by the Democrats that
we've got to move on and work with him.
You know, we're going to, they're doing it because MSNBC ratings have created worse than
normal CNN says as well.
Right.
And so they're like, okay, well, we need to, we need to try something different.
Right.
I know maybe they were told to by their, I don't know because he, because apparently
there is some staffers who were extremely upset with them.
Right.
And maybe the, maybe the leader of MSNBC, I mean, whoever it is, you know, like the,
the Bezos equivalent of the Washington post, maybe they, you know, we said, we know you're
doing this.
Well, I think, I think until they get out of the opinion shows, they could still have
those, but there needs to be chunks of just news.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Just an hour of like, like, I don't think Brett bears, I've never watched him, but is
he more just news?
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Yeah.
For the most part.
I think they're all kind of slanted.
Well, all the shows are opinion pieces for the most part.
Yeah, they are.
But I think, I think you could have those, but then you need to have, okay, here's an
hour that all you talk about facts.
Yeah.
News, facts, facts, facts.
They used to have headline news with Robin Meade.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that was just the facts.
Robin Meade in the morning, God bless.
She was so.
Beautiful.
Bubbly.
She giggled.
She'd be like all flirty and.
Was she the one that's the same height as Pete Sessions?
I don't recall.
That might've been a conversation.
I know we've talked about her.
It was either, I can't even remember.
I think it was her.
It was a very strange fact.
Yeah.
You would totally like out of the blue, random, total shot at Pete Sessions.
Yeah.
Robin Meade is, she's pretty hot, you know, I don't know what she looks like now.
In fact, I don't even do they even have a headline news anymore?
No, they don't as far as I know.
Because you know, you had Bob the weather guy and you know, they had all the morning
shows or all shows period.
They have that wonderful banter that goes back and forth.
I think that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
And it literally was news.
Right.
I mean, they just reported what happened.
I mean, I think it was.
I think you could have your opinion shows.
I like how the five does it where you have a counterpoint.
Right.
I think the other channels try to do that.
I've seen some, some guy on, I can't remember the guy's name.
He was, he's a Republican strategist on CNN who basically.
You see the, the Republican, the white guy.
Yeah.
Scott Jennings.
Oh, is that who?
Yeah.
And he's an ass kicker man on that, on that, in that form.
Yeah.
So, so I think he does good.
But I really haven't seen anybody else as far as a, yeah, that guy.
Yes.
Scott Jennings.
Yeah.
He's good.
What does he, what did he do prior to this?
I don't know.
I've been really impressed with him.
He was a Coca Cola national scholar.
Oh, there we go.
There you go.
Yes.
He could be a head of the Pentagon.
Oh, he was a, the Dawson Springs, Kentucky.
Nice.
He's a George W. Bush appointed Jennings to the position of special assistant to the
president and deputy director of political affairs.
Well, that's a big title.
So.
Yeah.
That would fit on your business card.
Imagine that in the bottom of your email.
God bless.
Acronyms.
That's how acronyms come about.
Yeah.
I mean, he, he's good.
He's good on that show.
I was going to ask you guys.
I mean, how, you know, all this stuff about Pete hedge, Seth or said, you know, about
him leading the Pentagon defense.
Yeah.
Leading the Pentagon.
Yeah.
Department of defense.
And then you got gates for the AG.
I mean, so, I mean, this is really, uh, controversial, right?
I mean, there's been a lot of like people, you know, when they show the left reaction
to, to both of those picks in general and Tulsi Gabbard, Tulsi.
Yeah.
Oh, she's a Russian asset.
I know.
Um, but you know, they, they're all freaking out about those picks, right?
Well, they're not the, well, I don't know about gates, uh, but they're not the establishment.
I don't think gates is the establishment either.
He's a kind of a renegade.
Oh, he's total in the Congress.
So is there actual video that they found of him doing something to some 17 year old girl?
I don't know.
So the story behind that is they were, yeah, there were some in congressional investigation
or something, uh, and you know, they were going to release it.
Uh, but then Trump tapped him for attorney general.
So he immediately resigned because you can't release those, those files if he's a private
citizen.
And apparently you just told us right before we walked into the podcast room, uh, that
somebody hacked hacked into his files.
Yeah.
I watched, uh, I was actually, I was up here editing, I think, and I was on YouTube as
was rendering and a new story came up on MSNBC and it said, you know, Matt Gates is sealed
investigation document has been hacked.
So I watched that.
It didn't say too much.
It said it was, it was hacked.
They didn't have too much information yet.
Then I watched the Megan Kelly one and she went into some more detail on some of the
stuff that's been released.
So they, they have some depositions of some of the girls that got released, uh, and some
other stuff.
I don't really get into that, but they really damning stuff or what?
Well, it was, it was a 17 year old who said that they were at a party and I don't remember
where it was at.
Uh, and she went out outside of the house and walk was walking by the pool.
And according to her, Matt Gates was banging her 17 year old friend on a, she called like
a gaming table, like a poker table or a pool table or something like that.
And he was just going to town.
And I think, uh, she in their deposition, it was asked, you know, did she know or did
he know she was 17 at the time?
And she did say, I don't think he did.
Like Trump's pick for attorney general.
NBC news is now reporting that someone has hacked the file containing key information
in an investigation on Florida's Matt Gates, West to Stewart Moore here with us in the
studio now with these breaking details.
And Stewart, this really comes at a really critical time in this nomination process.
That's right, Nancy.
And that source tells NBC news, the hacker gained access on Monday to a file containing
the sworn depositions of two women involved in the Gates investigation.
That file included the testimony of a woman who claimed she had sex with Gates when she
was 17 years old at an invitation only party in Orlando.
It also includes a testimony of a second woman who says she witnessed at an encounter attorney
John Kloon, who represents the woman who said she had sex with Gates when she was 17 told
NBC News, quote, We were informed last night by another law form that an unauthorized user
accessed a shared file with a number of confidential documents.
The Justice Department.
So this came so that he so they didn't hack the government.
They hacked the law firm that was representing these girls.
Yeah.
Is that what it was?
I guess.
That's crazy.
You know what?
That law firm, they're in trouble.
They're in big trouble.
I mean, that's that's a big deal.
Well, look, man, here's the thing.
If if if she's 17 and in that state, it's illegal to have sex with a 17 year old, then
hey, man, it is what it is.
You know, he needs to give it if she's representing herself as being of age.
How the hell is he supposed to know?
Right?
I don't know.
It's tough.
Some of these girls that nowadays is kind of like God bless.
I mean, they're they're dressed for success.
I mean, they show up and they're they're stunning.
And you're like, how can you not be of age?
I mean, here you are.
You're drinking.
Right.
You know, you've got all these tall, tall signs that you're of age.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, you look older for sure.
I mean, it's the point where it's argumentative.
You know, at the end of the day, it's it's Matt's fault because, you know, at some point,
the conversation is being how old are you?
But is it really?
Is it really right?
You know, at the same time, I'm like, fuck, you know, it's it doesn't look good.
And then, you know, it doesn't look good.
I mean, you know, it does reflect on his character.
Like how many men his age are at parties doing this?
Right.
This was in twenty seventeen.
Right.
So I don't know how old that makes him.
But I mean, it certainly makes him an older dude to a younger woman, even if she's, you
know, eighteen, nineteen.
But here's here's the thing that's sick, though.
I can see I'm sure it was consensual.
Right.
Obviously, we know it's consensual.
Correct.
There's no claims of rape.
There's no claims of sexual assault.
So it was consensual.
And then the girl the girlfriend sees it and they talk afterwards and they realize who
he is or they know who he is.
And they're like, hmm, there's an opportunity to make some money here.
Yeah.
Well, you know, it's shady and they may make some money at the same time.
You know, did they did he really have sex with her?
Well, I mean, she was claiming that.
I mean, that's just it.
I mean, it's like part of the me to thing.
Right.
I mean, it's you know, you're you're guilty.
You're guilty until proven innocent and there's no way to prove you're innocent.
Right.
And I think Judge Kavanaugh.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
You know, this frickin blonde bitch comes out of the corner from twenty five years ago
is that, yeah, you know, we would drink a lot of beer and, you know, that was being
passed around and he was one of them and he pushed me on the back.
I think the difference with this one is there's more than one in Megan more than one seventeen
year old.
Yes.
And I was talking about there is other information that got leaked that he flew a couple of girls
up from Florida to New York and took him out to dinner, took him to Broadway shows, took
him to the Fox station.
I don't know if they're having a party or something like that.
Right.
And showed him a good time.
And then Megan's like, well, the age of consent in New York is seventeen.
Right.
So listen, you might be a scumbag, but you're not a criminal.
Hold on.
You know, hold on.
Why is he a scumbag?
Well, I mean, thirty five at the time.
That's I don't know.
It's kind of scumbaggy behavior.
So if I'm ninety years old and I want to and I've gotten a coal, she was a 17, though.
OK, doesn't matter.
But at this point, you're saying he's a scumbag because of the age variance.
He's also married.
That's married.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Scumbag.
Oh, I didn't.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, I mean, I was just saying I didn't I actually didn't know that.
I thought he was a single guy and I was calling him a scumbag.
No, but you're right.
And he's married.
Well, according to the lawyer, he made electronic payments to these girls and he used either
a PayPal or Venmo of his adoptive son.
He was being shady.
He'd be shady.
Yeah.
And so you guys were talking about I don't I didn't hear the whole conversation because
I'm you guys usually tuck me in the back of the truck where I can't hear.
But you guys were talking about design.
Yeah, I know.
I asked the music.
Yeah.
And so you guys were talking about how Matt Gates, you know, he brags to his Senate, you
know, to his colleagues about, you know, I think Chuck brought that up.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
And we don't see that either.
I mean, look, I like to give people the benefit of doubt.
You know, I think there's a time and place for everything.
I think that, you know, you can talk about certain things in the workplace if the time
fits.
You know, I mean, if you're I think it needs to be the right person.
Yeah.
Chuck explained it is he was just walking around the floor showing everybody.
Yeah.
Look who I banged last night.
That's a little different.
You know, you know, that's just his immature.
Look, I think he is a scumbag now that he's he's married.
I don't condone that at all.
I think that's that's shitty.
Now if he's single and he's flying chicks up to New York so that he can have the potential
to be intimate with them and they're of age and they're all to central.
No, no, no, wait a minute.
I'm looking at this as Wikipedia says he's been married since twenty twenty one.
Oh, so he got married after all this happens.
So he's not a scumbag.
So he can be the attorney general.
Yes.
Well, look, I mean, that means a lot.
You know, so does.
I mean, you know, I don't think it's a big deal with the age variance because look, if
I'm thirty five and I was at one point, so you guys and you're a player.
Well, I mean, look, when you're thirty five, you're not much older than thirty and you
know, it's close to the twenties and they look.
I'm telling you, those girls can look twenty twenty five years old.
And you know, if I'm thirty five and you're banging a twenty five year old, come on, man,
I'm not scumbag for that.
And they're throwing themselves at you.
I mean, come on.
I mean, there's.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm with you.
I said he's a scumbag, but I was of course joking.
But I'm not.
I mean, if he was married, that's a shitty thing to do.
Right.
Of course.
You know, by all means, that's that's that's a moral compass that it's not conducive to
being in the Department of Justice.
Right.
You know, the attorney general.
I get it.
It's tough.
We don't know all the details.
It looks bad and it's certainly not the way you would want this information to come out.
Right.
I always felt this was going to be a tough one to get across the finish line.
I feel like there's nothing like the
He wasn't popular because he was he was yanking the the McCaffrey out or what's his name the the Speaker of the House?
Oh, yeah, he filed a motion or something and that's because he was being a shithead, right? Yeah. Yeah. I computer I think
Yeah, I think I think he's he's he calls people out right and he's he does a good job at that
He does a good job at calling people out and he you know, he I think he doesn't toe the line
And I actually think that's a good a good characteristic, right?
He doesn't just you know, he's not just gonna go along with what anybody says, right?
So whatever I but you're right. I do not think he's going to get yeah, he's gonna be a tough one
I don't think he gets I think there's gonna be a few tough and I think he's gonna be the toughest
Who's the next one that you think is gonna be a tough a tough?
one to get through I
Don't agree with them. I think Pete's gonna be a hard one to get through. I think he'd be great
But I think he's wrote a couple books
Regarding the DEI nature of the military the DEI and and also
The generals that were in command that were that did a poor job. Yeah when they were were pulling out of Afghanistan
He kind of nailed it. He called him out. You know, yeah, I mean, I don't know he's how many years
Yeah, he said he's been in the water for for 20 years 20 years. It's hard
You don't never know who's gonna do a good job. Who's gonna do a bad job. You don't know, right?
You know, so the question is is he you know, I know he got all the way to major the rank of major, right?
I mean somebody said he was a lieutenant colonel and I looked that up every he was not a lieutenant colonel
He was a major but it mean it this is a civilian a civilian
Position okay, and you have to be able to lead people you got to be able to run departments big huge
Pentagon size
departments, right
You know, so the question is does he have the experience to do that and and apparently he's been he he's a huge
You know military advocate a veteran advocate big time and he has run he has run organizations
You know that are related to that. Yes. Is it enough experience to to you know, put him in charge of the Pentagon?
I don't know the answer that but I think you're right. I think that's another tough one. It'll be a tough one
I think again, I think gates will be the hardest and I don't I don't see that one happening
I see Pete getting through but I may be difficult because I think the
The military complex the companies are gonna lobby hard against him
Oh, yeah, and they have lots of sway lots of swaying power. So they sure do it may be difficult to get him through
Tulsi Tulsi Gabbard, I think that's an easy one to get through. I think so
I think the bullshit with her in Russia that was made up by Hillary seriously, you know, that's such a weak
Yeah, it's a weak thing to try to pin on. Yeah, and she's I saw a video of her
Shooting guns. She was on some course and she was wearing some like yoga pants or something like that
She's an attractive woman. Yeah, she was she was looking pretty badass
She I've never seen the pictures of her on a surfboard. She's from Hawaii. Yes. She's boy
Yeah, so she she is a she is a badass chick
Yeah, and and the what I don't quite understand is the Christy no one
I don't know where her experience is. I read on her and she really she's a rancher
Right. Where does she have?
The Nana she's the governor of was it South Dakota? Yeah
This is for Homeland Homeland Security, which runs the Secret Service, right? Which runs the border border
Controller whatever that is, right? Right and there's one other one that she'll be over the head of as well
That one that one has me scratching my head. Okay, it almost seems like it's a from an experience
Yeah from an experience thing. It almost seems like that one is a
You backed me up here's my position cut right? Yeah, but that happens a lot, you know
There there are there are like, you know shipping off people to be the United Nations ambassador
For example, you know, you've got to build up
I mean, that's what they did with Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton was sure the fuck not gonna be ready be who the hell does she get?
Her presidency from right. She had to go to be an ambassador or something like that first
And then she was a congressman. She was a senator and then she became a senator. Yeah
But you know how shady that was she's not even from New York. I know and she's like, okay
I'm gonna temporarily move to New York so I can become senator. My point is is that if you if you if you
these are
These are jobs where you just you go in and they're cookie cutter jobs, right?
You know, it doesn't take a whole lot of job knowledge to run some of these things
You know the infrastructure itself kind of dictates well within reason she was secretary of state
And she was an awful one. Well, but again, but there it's about the infrastructure
That well it plus there was all kinds of shady shit going on there
The the transfer of those missiles and then the missiles getting out of Seoul to somebody else
So, I mean there was there was shady shit because there were shady shit going on. That's why it got ugly
Yeah, and you know and then she tried calling out. Oh, that's because we you know, someone said the video
That was just a bullshit
Scenario. I mean that whole time I really dislike Hillary Clinton from that whole experience
Oh, you're talking about Benghazi. Yeah, there was a protest
It was a protest that got out of control out of a YouTube video bullshit
And that was just so just so shady. Yeah, you think you watch that movie 13 hours. Yes. Well done. It made me mad
Yeah, it should because it was real. I mean you couldn't go over there and save these guys, right?
They're sitting there fighting for their lives. It's like dude
You know what you could you could send a fucking C 130 from Germany over there and drop
500 fucking troops on those motherfuckers. Yeah, she was like there was no way to get anybody there in time
There was no none of the plan. No, no, no, no. No, it was all bullshit
You know, the other movie that pissed me off was Black Hawk Down. Yes. That was during
That was Clinton was that Clinton? Yes, that's when they wouldn't send in they wouldn't get him out or whatever
Well, they crashed like right there with its city, right? Oh, dude. That is one intense ass movie
It is that's crazy. So another pick that I've been waiting for is
the press secretary
He just announced. Yeah, he does. I know I had been waiting for it. Yes, and this was a no-brainer pick
I mean people like I don't think they know who she is, but her credentials are pretty pretty good
I mean keep in mind that's a lower level position, but you still got to be good at it
I don't know if it's your level because man, she's the voice of the administration, right?
I just mean it's not like you're not in charge of an agency, right? Well true
But but but yeah sure that you're you got to be good at that job, right? And so she was his
National press secretary for the campaign the campaign press secretary, right? And she did you know that she was the assistant press press secretary?
behind
McEnany McEnany McEnany
So she she has the experience no question about it, but she is the youngest press secretary ever
I'm looking forward to seeing how she you know
This is so insulting to say but I'm excited to have an adult back at the podium
Yeah, I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be very interesting
Contrasting her to what's in there now. She's a train wreck freaking JP
She's I mean they only put her in there. I feel bad for
The same time is like yeah, D. I hired she's gay and black whatever
She's smart, but at the same time, you know, it's just like she's not quick on her feet and she's emotional
You know how old she is. No, I don't know. She's in her 50s. She's 50. I think you're kidding me. No, I
Gotta give her props. Yeah, she looks freaking amazing
Cream cream Jean Pierre. Are you really are you sure?
She's born in 74, but puts her a 50
That is really really impressive cuz she is a good-looking woman
Yeah
No, she is I'd kick her out of bed. Well
Go make me a turkey sandwich
That's so crazy. Yeah, she's 50 years old looks very young good for her. She does look young
You know what most black people do I?
Gotta tell you man. The black people are they're black people
I gotta tell you man. The black people are they're blessed with
With looks of being young and they really are. Yeah, I mean I know
There's like there's so many out there like there's some couple of my neighborhood and I'm like I cannot believe you're 70
Right. You look 50 fucking five. You're like you look 17
Now white people we age horrible. Oh boy
I bet it's I wonder if it's the level of melanin in the skin because we burn and we I
I don't I think I think black folks burn as well or they just turn dark
They do what they they do. No, I mean, but it changed it. Yeah, it just makes but I think I think that has something to do with
Did they get some burn like it ouch hurts? I that's a good question
That's I don't know
No, we're male live more male live with us for for eight months and and I know that he put on suntan lotion
Because he didn't want to get too dark. It wasn't because he didn't want to burn like our Albert
So maybe they maybe they don't I don't know that I think I wonder if that
Why don't you look that up is a contributor can black people have a thunder? I think that is what key is
I think the level of melanin
Impacts the aging. Yeah knows and stuff like that. I I would believe my theory anyway
I would believe if I'm right or not. Yeah, so here we go. This isn't your search history. It is now
Yes, black people can get sunburned while darker skin tones are better protected from the Sun than lighter skin
And melon melon on melanin the pigment that protects us the UV rays doesn't block a hundred percent of the UV, right?
Hold on. It's got some more information down here. Let's check this out according to the CDC survey
90-13 percent of black men and women experience at least one sunburn a year
Symptoms of a sunburn are the same for all skin tones, but may be harder to see on the darker skin red
Swollen pain blistering. Oh, wow. So they like so about 10% of the black population. I wonder what I
Bet you're close to 95% of the white folk get burnt every year every year now
I mean there people are smart. They put on sunscreen. I
Don't I won't ever wear sunscreen. I think that stuff is poisoned
Interesting so you'd rather risk skin cancer than the poison in the screen
That this the Sun is up there for a reason and I think that having a daily dosage of Sun is healthy
Yeah, no, no question. It's it generates vitamin D. Correct
So I mean with my job I got to go out in the Sun for you know an hour or two
I don't think that that's a bad thing. No, I would say that's well our to
Mmm. I know I have to because I've got history of skin cancer, right?
So I try to stay out of the Sun. I have the long sleeve UV shirts that I wear
Oh, yeah, I try to wear I'm starting to I've got some blotches that are showing up fuck
I'm gonna have to go to the dermatologist and look like you they're gonna like zap zap zap zap
Oh, we got one over here zap. Zap. Zap. If you are unwilling to wear sunscreen and you're in the Sun a lot with your
Job Sean you absolutely need to be going to dermatologist. It doesn't take very long
I mean they just look at you
They're like that is and I don't think it takes very long for the skin to be impacted by Sun either
No, well, don't get me wrong. I get I get checked regularly good
Dr. Guy Culpepper, he checks me out. It looks to me on the you know, he looks like it was symmetric
There's like ABCD kind of thing and he kind of went through the whole list good
You gotta look for these things these things these things now
He mentioned that yeah, there's some dark spots on me that can't be lasered off accordingly
I'm going to get set up with the dermatologist and they're gonna zap some stuff off
I don't really know what that means. Okay. Well, yeah, I've got stuff on me that that they're well, they call them maturity warts
They know they're not warts. Oh not vaginal. Are they sis?
Sis warts. Yes, sis. Not just sis. No, they're not sis. They're called they call them
maturity spots. Oh
I said you could call them age spots
That's what they call zits not zits. Oh, they're not zits. You know
But that's what you may have they may be age spots. I know I have a couple of spots
I used to have one right here that she just went in there with a little exacto knife went
Sliced it right off. Good God. So I was at a scalpel down the exacto knife
I was at a wedding on Saturday and it was for my
Middle sons. He's his
Congratulations JD. Yes
Huge. What's his wife's name?
His wife is Avery
Very good. Anyway, so if this was a wedding where I knew probably I
I mean, I didn't know who I was gonna know right? I had no idea who I was gonna know
We just kind of went but I knew that you know, you know families of families because they played kids
You know sports once they were little and all this kind of stuff. Well, you knew your son
Of course, of course, but I'm talking about parents. Sorry. Oh, I'm talking about parents and so I
Probably saw, you know six six or seven people that I hadn't seen in years
And years and years you guys like go and do shots real quick
No, we didn't and I hadn't seen him in probably I want to say ten years and damn everybody looked 15 years older
20 years older. Oh, you think they're saying that about I you probably I guarantee it. I don't know. No, I mean, trust me
I'm so reflecting you've got the so go fast gray stripes going up on the sides there. Yeah, I mean I I did have one kid
That's that's Dylan's age. He was like, oh my god
He was like, oh my god, he saw Shelley and I he was like you guys look exactly the same
I was like, I think you eat full of shit, right?
But no, but I'm looking at people and I'm like and I'm saying oh my god, how you doing?
You know, I'm talking to him and I'm like, yeah, you look cool. Well, you don't say that, of course
But I'm sure they thought the same thing about me. I'm just saying dude. We're we're aging. Well, we are and we're showing it
Everybody does it. Absolutely, but it was it was it was it was
sobering a sobering moment for me to see all of them how they're aging and then think
How they're aging and then for me to self-reflect, right? So anyway
But it was a it was a great wedding was out in lamp lamp passes. Yeah down there in the hillish country
Pretty and the little venue that they had was awesome and it was it was really a neat
It was a neat wedding. I enjoyed being down there. Well, I think it's not official yet, but I think
We're looking at june of 26 for steven and kanda. Oh
Oh for the in for the wedding, correct nice mountain napa
Exciting so put it on your calendars the whole month the whole month
It is blocked block out block out the whole I don't know the exact date, but it's in june. I believe they picked the
The venue, uh, so they had to lock in the date. I just don't know what are those
Nice. All right. Anyway, but that
That was uh, that's what we did on saturday
And uh, I was gonna ask you guys one question. Um
Um, so there were two little towns, right?
You're 10 minutes from the venue either north or south and there's two little towns and we decided to spend the night
Right because three and a half hours away
and
All they had was basically
Motels. Oh, yeah
How do you how do you?
Do your wives like will they not stay at a motel or does it have to be you know, like internal room versus external room?
My wife definitely likes the internal room. Of course. I mean we stayed in from a safety perspective
Yeah, I mean we stayed in the external room just because that's
All there is sometimes you have no choice. My wife is 100% out
She's a motel girl, no, no, she's completely not a motel girl. No
I thought you meant like outside facing room. Oh, no. No, she's completely out. No way jose
So even if that was the only thing around she'd be like i'm staying in the car. I'm driving all the way home
And you know the funny thing is every time we've stayed at a motel I
I if I know it I didn't know it. I didn't know it was I didn't do enough research to figure out if it was
I just did the one with the highest stars. Okay, and every time we stay at a motel. I bring my glock with me
You know and so
We realized it's a it's a motel. She goes did you bring your glock?
And i'm like no, it'll be fine
But I tell you what it was recently renovated and the room looked amazing, right?
It was I mean usually you associate motels with totally shitty
Idiots are quiet
Chalk lines and and no no spatter. No, that was a
That was a disaster. Oh, it was that was my read well down there in the hill country
You got these people that are investing and they're making these little boutiquey
Motels and setting up cabins on a few acres. Oh, yeah like that
So they're they're there's these folks who are buying these little outfits and retrofitting them right? It was nice
It was nice. I mean, what town did you were you in? We were in bernett
I don't know bernett texas
Well, not very big you can imagine. I was texting my friend
Roger the other day
Let them know we went to iron route. He's a big whiskey guy. He actually makes his own whiskey
Oh nice, and he's down there in blanco
texas
Okay, and he said that we need to come down there for a weekend or something like that because there's two distilleries
What were they?
Andalusia whiskey
No, i've not heard of that one. I've heard of it
I think they may have been at a whiskey festival that we went to who is this again my high school. Well,
I became friends with him in third grade nice. He killed my bean plant. That's how uh, I know this
Plan you growing pot. Yes. It was a bean
Wow, andalusia whiskey company produces fine handcrafted whiskies in texas hill country
A scene reminiscent of the hills and the beautiful andalusia spain
Each whiskey being grained to glass. We begin with the mash of the finest american-grown malted
Uh copper stills very good moving on. Have you seen these go down a little bit?
Where one more one more keep going?
In blanco, there you go blanco texas. Yeah blanco. He said it's right down the street from him
Okay, and so there's another story. He said it's real ale. So that must be a brewery. Oh, it should be yeah
Yeah
All right. So what was?
What's the draw? It's just a nice area cool little towns. Yeah, there's I said, is there any hotels down there?
You're like, yeah, there's a couple hotels and there's a motels
There's a place that has little cabins and rv that you can rent
Uh, so nice. Um, that would be fun. Yeah. So anyway
If we uh ever ever went plus then we could hit a couple others while we're down there as well
Yeah, we say this all the time. I know I know someone down there
So see I've been in the house for all of us. So is it near?
Never been there. Let's see here. Is that near it's it's west of austin
It's southwest of austin southwest of austin. Yes, and how close to because we would love to go to rebecca creek
Look up blanco, but that's all the way down in santonio. I don't know if that it could be within driving
Interesting blanco. Yeah, we definitely need to spend a weekend where we uh
Where we uh, you know where we go on a texas bourbon tour
You know, yeah
All right. So it looks like blanco is uh, you know south east of fredericksburg, which is oh that we could hit uh,
Here we could hit garrison brothers. Holy shit. It is just north of rebecca creek. Yeah
There you go. We could hit andalusia. We could hit garrison
We could hit rebecca creek and we can go down on the boat done new bronze full river, man
You could jump off the side
That yeah, that might not be a good idea
This time he won't come up. That's where the hate started right there
That's like a fucker probably I just figured it out
So speaking of the stories you guys went to iron route
On saturday, we did it was their 10th anniversary. Yeah, it was me sean and chuck the chuckster
Yeah, I could you know you guys I swear to god you plan these things when you find out I have somewhere to put you did
10 years ago
We said you'd open on this date because in 10 years from now paul's gonna be on town
We want to be there at a wedding. I knew I knew it. So we uh, we we jackie mac
Shared a link with uh with us and she was like hey you guys ought to come down and come visit for a little bit
And we went down there. Um, we
We got there and uh the parking of course the place is packed and
Well, it's not a big place
It's not not a lot of parking there and we uh, we came in the first thing we did is got a ravel ticket fuck man
raffle ticket gathering ended at two we walked in like right before that right it's like great timing so we got a ravel ticket and
Uh, we kind of like looking around so you walk in the big foyer. It's probably about
25 foot by 100 foot so it's a nice big open
front room because we've been there before and uh
It's it's packed in there because they've got on the left and right on the right side
They're serving drinks where you could purchase a out of the tap an old-fashioned or something like that
$12 tapped old-fashioned. Yes, and on the left they stampede over there. No, we did not chuck
He went up there picked over picked up one and I said I did the math real quick and I was like, yeah
I'm not doing that because fuck that so I end up buying a bottle of of bourbon there
But they're a slight of hand rye 96 proof
And it's nice and simple easy not super heavy and I bought a bad bottle and I picked up the
badass bottle of
Ecor I core the I core I see H. O. R. Ecor. What does that mean? I don't know. It's gotta be I see
H. O. R. Or is it itch or oh, it's gotta be itch or itch or itch or something
Itch or
I don't know what it means
I would look up the word itch or yes first
Because it's probably not going to tell you on this thing, but maybe it will yeah
What's the what's the definition of I core or I don't even know how you say it. I know now we're gonna have to do a
pronunciation
Each car each the fluid that flows like blood in the veins of the gods
Whoa?
well
All right, I core I core I core I core I like mine better the fluid I chore
I chore
Ic or or I core I core a watery discharge from a wound
Oh god, why would you want to drink that? I'm sure they made the first one
You have some I core dripping off your arm
Yeah, I'd like your I core iron root
Um, well, well, well the greek mythology is the fluid that flows like blood in the veins of gods the what's it say archaic?
Okay, yeah a watery discharge from a wound. Yeah, we're gonna go with the first one. Yes
All right, so I core iron root I core. Yes. Yes. Thank you
But we had a extremely small sample of it. Sean had eight I think
Hold on somehow. How do you do that? You just went get back in line
I get back in line get back in line. How did that work?
Well, we were like sir you can only have six
There was guys there two people were walking around with these trays then here
Here's a little sample one had the eye one had the pea I think I don't remember
Recall what was on the other one?
We we got our sample set at the table and I was like kind of parched
So I walked over grabbed us each a glass of water. How nice of me man
Very nice big tall glass of ice cold water and I came back on the way back guys. Did you get a sample yet?
I was like, well, no, I did not know I did not but thank you. I didn't know you give it and you're like is this
I core
Is this eye chore?
Wound discharge and they're like, oh my god. Not again. You're one of those guys
Yeah, you want to know I recognize you from the dudes like us podcast, aren't you?
Looking at my pants. No, so I grabbed it. I had two so everyone else had one sample each
I had two samples because I'm special. Yes, you are
Yeah, so at that time chuck had drank half the bottle and jeff had a nice large pouring and I had
I had a couple I pounded out a couple too, man
I had a I had a nice big fat one and I I didn't really drink until I got in the car
Once I got in the car. I started drinking out of the bottle. Yeah
You you were a chuck or I did oh my god, then he had to urinate. Oh
My god, well and it has to be the right bathroom. No
That didn't matter look I tell you man, I have never had to pee
I don't recall ever having to pee as bad as I did. We were literally
Not far from the house. We were within a mile from our house and I could not wait
I can't make it the seams of my bladder were stretched
I mean it was just like I it was painful to get out of the car to go into the bathroom. I was tipton
tears
Coming out he had to pee pee pee pee walk. Yeah, it was
It was bad and when I get in there, it was like a fire hose that someone lost control of us
It's like oh
Oh, yeah, it's like orgasmic. Yeah. Yes. Nice
Yeah, it was actually
I was in there for what? Two minutes. Actually. Well, you're pretty quick about it. It must have been just your pee hole must have been huge
I've got a I got a rather girthy
girthy
Urinary track it just like a nickel then it did become icore
I mean, it's not the shaft isn't that big. It's just my urination. The your track is huge
I was like when I pee it's like just a volumes come out at a very fast pace. I was referring to
Fluid from a wound. Oh, yeah. Thank you got fluid from the gods
Anyway, so yeah, I yeah, it was very uncomfortable and but anyways we got home by the time
I got home the bottle was gone. So the picture you guys think you were sitting in like some sort of backyard
Oh, yeah, that was nice chuck fat. Well, it was nice
Chuck was venturing around because he had to go pee pee. He did the right thing
He went pee pee there
So he went in the back and you know
Tests past the tasting area where we were at it went all the way in the back and then there's like a little side door and he was like
What's going on? The door was open. It's like some nice green turf back there. This is kind of cool
It's a nice patio for the hell you get you allowed to be back there
Well, that's what I was suggesting
But you know, we were back there and there was some staff they were back there look like their little break room kind of thing
It's a nice little area. Yeah, so we hung out there for about an hour and a half was chuck peen on the fence
I mean did he he hiked a leg? Yes
Yeah, well you said he did it right he peed there now. There's bathroom right over there. Oh
In fact, so you can go you walk into the side from the outside area
You walk in and you go left to go to the general area where you're supposed to be you go right
And it goes further into the employee area and chuck us chuck goes in there and then to the right
He says no, there's another bathroom over here. He's like, yeah, but that's not you know, so chuck goes in
That's not funny man. He just made himself at home
He's like no one said anything
By the way, are these your crackers?
Yeah
Yeah, who's hey, who's locker is this?
Hey is this your bottle?
Wow
Spray whiz cheese here
Can I use your vape?
God
I hope you don't mind I used some of your butt wipes
No, but it was nice because we sat out there about an hour and a half didn't we?
That was comfortable because we were like, you know, we got there and we were like
You know, we got there and we're kind of like at that point too. We did everything we want to do in fucking 45 minutes
Yeah, I was like, yeah
Downing a whole bottle. Well, we got that because we wanted to wait until the next
I got that bottle because I wasn't dropping twelve dollars to get a drink
I'm like fuck if I've dropped twelve dollars, you know, if I get a one drink
I'm gonna get two and if I get two
I might as well buy a bottle we might as well because the two each I figured you know
We split it up, you know, it's like that. What did you buy a bottle of it was the sleight of hand ride?
96. Oh, that's right. You said which was a blend of iron root and kentucky and ohio in indiana
Yeah, it was nice. It was uh, very tasty drinking very easy drinking jackie mac did not like it 96 fruit
She didn't like it
You know hanging out with you guys the whole time pretty much not the whole time
In fact, we were challenged to get her from the table that she was at to come and visit us and I was sending her
She was like, hey, where'd you guys go?
And so I sent her a text and then she goes unanswered and finally after college. She's
Like I don't give a shit about you guys now. She didn't say that but she did come by our table where we're sampling and she says
You know what tastes like cardboard and I was like
It does taste like cardboard. It's like paper. Yeah, it was kind of interesting after she said that it's kind of ruined it, but you know
Interesting. All right, so you finished that you didn't finish the bottle there. No, shawn finished
There's probably I don't know three or four inches left in there more than that
No
No, sorry, I just pulled like a big pull this
Sample that we're about to do. Um, no there was it was it was an inch and a half two inches
It was down at the very bottom. Okay. Yeah, because I know chuck was pouring a lot. I
Saw you pour some and just straight just straight into oh, yeah, we're mixing it
Yeah, we did we had a little water cups figured it's 96 proof
It's like it's like tea and then we stayed for the and we had all kinds of tickets shawn got some tickets for yeah
There were some so sam pv house was there he used to be married to my wife's cousin and they're no longer married
So sam was there and um, yeah sam was there fucking seven o'clock in the morning good for him, man
He's camped out a little tailgating. They had they had some uh, some some what's it called? Um food
There's food. There's no he was gonna be there
Surprise he's like, yeah, you know you could tell he's been there at seven. He's like, where were you guys? Yeah
I got here at seven. I was like god damn but you know what he won one of the bottles during the for the lottery
Yeah, triple casker triple barrel. Yeah, it was hazmat
Nice, so it was it was an excellent uh fine. So good for him, you know the for
You know good for his sam period, you know
He's got a lot of great things going for him and i'm glad he went out there and I learned he plays pokemon
So I started playing pokemon with him now
Yeah for those people out there that like to play pokemon, you know reach out to me. So grown men do that
Absolutely 100 percent. What the hell? I'll do this pokemon go
Yeah, it is. I I have it on my phone and I actually have fun kind of fun with it when I travel
It's kind of cool to see some of the different areas
Where you got these different pokey stops?
I try to collect them and I compare them to my kids when I get home. I look how many I have
I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I never have understood pokemon go
Oh, it's 100 percent. It's a map with little pokemons on it and you drive to it and then you fight it
you fight like moral combat now there's
Actually, yeah, that is true. There's there's some of that that is true, but those are at the poke stops
But you know, i'm not going to get into the dynamic of it because at the end of the day it's fucking stupid
You know, it really is it's retarded, but I but it was insanely popular. Oh, yeah, it swept the globe
Yeah, it was it and that's kind of when it started for me and you know
I was playing with the kids and I was taking them all out and that was kind of our thing
We'd go out and do poke about it
So I had my account and I still continue because I have a bunch of rare ones
And then when I travel there are certain pokemen that are regional. They're only in that area
So when I went to new york, new jersey, I was finding all these and I come back take a little snapshot
Hey, man, look what I found. Do they still do it too?
Oh, yeah, they I mean not as much but they still do it
Well, didn't this when the whole thing launched didn't it cause a bandwidth issue?
With the service providers it consumes a lot of bandwidth and they dumbed it down a bunch
Because it was way too much. It was a battery drainer, right?
Literally, I remember that too
It was it's like it wasn't even fun anymore because you go off for an hour and it's like my I showed up
It was a hundred percent. I am literally at 40 right now and I've been here for an hour. What the hell?
So, okay, so I don't want to get into too much detail, but is it like a scavenger hunt?
Somewhat, you know you kind of because these these pokémon are there you can't see them
But you walk around the idea is the pokémon first of all, it's been around forever
But the game itself the the spirit of it part of it was to get kids out
Okay, and walk
So you have to walk because they have uh, they have challenges. How far did you walk?
So, you know with with your your your wrong with that. No, get some
Kids to be active we go to friendship park in frisco, texas
And you you start on the trail and you walk all the way around
There's probably 30 different pokestops out there and you hit the pokestop and you spin the little thing and and you get a little bonus
Hey, you traveled this far so much now keep going and you know, you're fine and you say hey
There's a lurking imperial dragon or peek a peek at you or whatever the fuck they're called
I don't know. I made all that up. But so it's a hiking app
It's just yeah, it's a fancy gps
It's a cool gps. I mean it it does work
I mean as far as you can tell exactly where you're at, you know, it's just fun. Whatever it's yeah
It's it's I don't recommend it for everybody
I'm doing it because I started with the kids and now i'm just kind of like everyone where I go
I kind of open it up even when we go out to do our friday thing
We're a little bar
I'll open up the pokémon are there any stops around here and i'll grab it real quick because he get little coins all kinds of weird shit
You know interesting. Oh my god. I get you know, and I collect i've like
Whatever. Do you have ranks? Are you like ranks number one? They're levels. I don't know ranks ranks equals levels
They're just levels, you know, um, can you trade it in for like stuffed animals or licorice?
You can't do jack shit with any of that or like spin tops spin tops like chuck-e-cheese tickets
But it's you know what you can't trade with your friends
So if you and I are really good friends and you can like like if you're my friend on pokémon
We could send each other what they call gifts. Ooh
Just random gifts and they're not they're not dick pics or anything like that. No, no, no
They're in fact, you don't even know what they are. You know, they just says gift you send it
I open it up
It seems like some revive and some potions and shit like that which I don't even know what the fuck those are for but
I just I just store them on them. I don't care in there
They're uh, but when you do that, you become friends good friends great friends and then best friends
You know, and then when you become best friends, you trade
Partner. Yeah, weird friends. Yeah, it becomes very colloidal. No, there's like, uh, you know you you because best friends
You can trade your pokemon at that point and so it's kind of when you trade them
It's like, you know, you you got one of your best ones
You send them over to your buddy and they like they send you your best one. It's the whole thing is gay as hell
Yeah, I love it
All right, let's talk about this my lemon green
This is uh, this is we haven't had this probably three years. Wow that long ago
I bet this is one of the first ones we got. Well, first of all, shout out to marsha lilum
Thank you for is this the one she gave us she gifted us. No, that's the rye that's out there
I probably would have liked that one better this one. Um, I gotta tell you man. It's it's it is 90. What is it?
nice
Uh, it is 94 94. I tell you what it's got a lot of flavor to it
It really does. I was very surprised on my first sip that how much flavor it had for 94
Because we're used to the the stronger stuff, right? It is a blend
It does taste good. It's a triple case and a blend of straight bourbon whiskey. Yeah. Yeah, this is uh,
I picked up. I was like, oh my god
Whiskey, yeah. Yeah, this is uh, I picked up. I wrote I wrote one down when I I picked up sarsaparilla
Sarsaparilla kind of like a root beer style beer. Yeah, I picked that up that happening
I picked some of that up
That's the vanilla the the the fruit in the the combination of the caramel vanilla and dark fruit kind of sarsaparilla flavor, right?
Yeah, I picked that up and on the nose. I picked up a lot of maple
It's very not very sweet, but it's sweet. It's elegant
It's got notes of vanilla florals and spice going on there. I don't pick up any spice, but I pick up the sweetness the maple
the the sarsaparilla
uh in the red fruits
Interesting red fruits. It's a very medium warm finish. Isn't sarsaparilla what you get when you leave raw chicken out too long
Similar. Yes
No, I don't think though. I think that's when you walk into an old western bar. I want a sarsaparilla
What am I thinking of yeah
Salmonella. Oh, yeah
That's like botulism. I don't know
Yeah, that's what I got. I got salmonella when I sarsaparilla is root
Yeah, so the palate when it's when it's going through your mouth, it's a creamy
It's soft flavors of caramel vanilla oak dark fruit and a touch of sweetness
Milam and green the triple cask bourbon whiskey
It's a blend of the three straight bourbons aged in different types of barrels across three states
The match billboard for both texas and kentucky distillates is 70 corn 22 malted rye and 8 barley
This is interesting. It's distilled in tennessee
And texas so this is a blend of tennessee and texas whiskies nice because I don't think at least at the time
She didn't distill her own stuff
So I wonder if this is dickle
Juice, oh maybe and I don't know who the texas one is
Where she got it from probably mgp. That'd be indiana
I
Will do they make their does the bottom agree make their own distillate? Uh, I don't know. I don't think so. I think it's a
non-distiller producer
But I like this a lot so according to the tag that's on there it says it's the 2018
Double gold winner at the san francisco world of spirits competition
Double gold and I'll tell you what
Um, it's tasty. It's very tasty. So to answer that question. Yes. My long green does
Distill their own whiskey primarily in blanco, texas using copper pot distills
My little we can visit that but also utilizes a contract distilling in bardstown bourbon company in
Kentucky with a traditional column still meaning they both source and distill their own whiskies depending on the product
Essentially blending different distillates from various sources to create their finished blends
So they so the texas is from them and then well, this says tennessee. So it wasn't bardstown at the time
This is this is several years old
Yeah, it is so they also it's also a blend of three
So, oh it is it is it says triple triple case
Triple cask. Sorry. It's a blend of three different whiskies
now, but if you only read that it's uh, tennessee and
Yes, don't let's get to the back. It's a triple cast bourbon here. Let's see here
Each bottle triple cast is batched three hands selected straight bourbon whiskies from three states a premium texas bourbon made in a 300 gallon pot
Still a pop for a pop of spice
Married with kentucky whiskey made in the continuous column still for vanilla's foods sourced with
Vintage tennessee for structure and tannins
Our master distiller marlene homes and our whiskey team distilled in both blanco
texas and bardstown kentucky
And again, the the mash is still the same 70 corn 22 ride 8% barley and it said three states
So it must be kentucky texas and tennessee. Yeah, so we need we need more information on on what they're doing
Because it the way that it's phrased there is they're distilling
Or marlene is actually going to bardstown to distill right? I don't know if that's correct or not
Maybe she's going up there to pick some specific. So the srp on this is less than 50 bucks
It's 46 99 listed on here, which is a great price point for those people out there that enjoy a
easy to drink
Whiskey bourbon. This is free
Easy to drink whiskey bourbon. This is fantastic. Especially with the richness. Yeah, this is really good
This is rich. It's for 94 proof. It's rich. It's sweet
It's got some really great flavors. I think I agree. All right gentlemen, let's go ahead and tally up our score
I'll go ahead since i'm starting it. I'm going to give this one. I'll mind our dudes like us listeners out there
We have several different versions of our grades. It's one through ten and we break them down into decimals and
um, you know, we we also have different categories there's like, uh from 80 to
90 or 80 to 100 something like that then 100 to 115 and then 115 to yeah proof. Yeah, and 115 to
125 ish and then 125 to hazmat, you know, whatever
So this would be the lowest category of proof, right? Yeah
so for that and the reason why I bring that up is because the higher proofed items typically have a
more pronounced taste
Which makes this one unique because it's a lower proof in it that those tastes are still poking through they really are right
So what before you give your thing now remember?
We had the mickters 10
That we're going to be comparing this to
Because that was what proof that was 94. I believe okay the same proof. Yeah
And we gave that I think a high eight if not a nine
Yeah
Yeah, this is a nice big. Yeah, this isn't quite that level but
It's it's damn good for 94 proof
It's really good. Well
I want to say um
I would buy this bottle again
And I don't say that a lot
so
Highly recommend it
Highly recommend it really in fact, I think i'm going to include this in my collection
I really will and when I was first tasting I was like, i'm not really sure
Um, I took a couple large swigs right now because guys we we fill up
I did full two outs on this and I added a little bit extra love in there because you know, we deserve it
I'm gonna give it a seven three seven. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm gonna give it a seven seven. All right
I mean given that we were high eights for the mickter 10. Um, I can't go less than an eight on this one
I would give an eight. Oh
Uh, i'm about seven five. What did you give it?
You say what seven seven seven seven seven about seven five
Yeah
I mean, I think this this deserves to be in the eight category. I mean, I know there's a difference between eight nine and eight
Oh, so for our but for a ninety four ninety four proof. This is an eight. Oh, we we don't
Less than one percent is is going to hit the eight mark just for those listeners out there
Yeah, if it's if it's below if it's between seven five and eight, it's exceptional
If it's from eight and up it's beyond exceptional
My limit green. This is great. So you have a great product here. It's highly endorsed by dudes like us podcast
Yeah, it is. It's outstanding. Well done. I mean and it's in blanco, texas god bless
We need to plan it. We do stop dicking around
Oh, and that was a good time for me to go because I got shit going on from work. Let's go. Let's go tomorrow
Uh, my wife's out of town. No, I gotta go to wichita falls tomorrow. Oh
For a claim that you don't have
I'm doing a sis. So technically is not mine
You got to work you they can't claim it. That sucks
Anyway, yeah. Well done. My limit green. This is one we need to visit
I agree. I agree
So what I would like to do I you had uh, you had a video queued up
I did and I was uh, it was the well the the young lady clare
Caroline claire levette that uh donald trump appointed for office for press secretary for press secretary. So I had a
Uh, so I was like a fine. I would like to know more about her
I would I have actually never seen a video of her. I've never seen her in action, but you guys are saying she is
She's a you know an ass kicker. Yeah, she is and I well spoken
That doesn't surprise me because trump is going to pick somebody who can hold their own
As press secretary. All right. So what i'm about to play right now isn't really the full thing
Jeff brought up something about uh, how she may have handled
One of these reporters now. She's what 28. She's 27. She's 27. Wow
All right, so she's the youngest she will be the youngest press secretary ever
Okay, so hold on a second. There we go. It all filter ma'am. I'm gonna
It all filter ma'am. I'm gonna
Well, first of all, it's to take someone five minutes to google jake tapper donald trump to see that jake tapper has
Ma'am i'm gonna stop this interview if you continue to attack my colleagues
I've seen an anchor abruptly in an interview with trump campaign spokesman caroline levette of the head of the first presidential debate
Yeah, i'll just whatever. Let's see here
Here, how what talk about thin skin you're gonna you're gonna attack my colleague. I won't even stand for that
Really and they and and and what they say
Are you kidding me?
Welcome to come back
Seated in the past now. I'm sorry guys. We're gonna come back out to the panel caroline
Are they're just gonna keep doing that thing? I wish I could find it, but we don't we don't know exactly. Well, anyways
There were there's more on there. I don't know if this is by design that google likes to like suppress this kind of stuff, but
You know they don't want it is they don't want us to find something good about her for being such a young age
And I will tell you there's a lot of this is not going to come out
Well what i'm about to say so I just want to say that there's a lot of women out there that are born
Fighters they're they have the gift of the gab not of the gab but of the gab attack
These women are malicious. You got tommy
Uh lauren, what's her name larren tommy larren with uh from fox news. She's a
freaking
Cannon she'd that ass she will rip somebody up one side down the other and just make you look like shit and
This young lady caroline is is just like that because she totally handed them facts and they didn't like to hear the facts
They were like, oh we're gonna school this little 27 year old right? Yeah, but not today. I remember when tommy
Was with the blaze?
Yeah, yeah
Well now was she she was independent before she got signed on to the blaze and then the blaze after the blaze she went to fox news
I mean she has like a yeah stratospheric, you know climb. It's such a I mean look
I enjoy hearing these women just go to town
I mean, it's like what my friend brian says doing the lord's work going out there bitch slapping these people into some
Sure, sure
You know what?
Another one that she's really fallen off because I think she got kind of wrapped up in anti-semitism
But it was uh, what's her name the canis owens. Yes, candice owens. What happened to her?
She uh, yeah, she kind of fell off because she said something she was attacking the israel and the jewish the jewish people
I don't know. What was she saying? She I don't know. I don't know if she got canned from
Daily daily wire, whatever the yeah daily wire
uh or she quit but
That whole thing fell apart. She's been fairly at least quiet my eyes
Right here says jeremy boring announced owens would be leaving the daily wire on march
2024 a move believed to be related to a string of comments considered to be anti-semitic
Culminating in owens like a tweet referencing blood libel since june
2024 she has produced her own podcast
Uh independently, so I will tell you that that's all bullshit because she of all people is not an anti-semitic
I don't know but I do but there's been no rebuttal to it. Yeah, because she doesn't give a shit, you know
Basically, she was bumping heads with ben shapiro. Yeah, and it didn't feel very well because ben makes a lot of money and
He's got a little pull on that station and good for them. I'm happy. I like ben
Uh, but you know, I really enjoy candice owens. She's got her shit together
Yeah, she's one of those people you described like an ass-kicking firebrand bless whatever lords work. Yep
Yeah, all right, uh november 19th. It's the week before thanksgiving. I don't know about you, but I've got christmas music
I've watched elf movie twice. I haven't even started any christmas stuff yet. I posted on facebook
Uh, I even like did the national lampoon's christmas vacation good for you. I'm excited. It's not gonna be like
Past years where fuck it. Yeah, you know what? I've changed my mind that was regarding like presents and stuff this time
I'm just giving them cash. They don't fucking do what they want
I'm gonna give them cash. They can fucking give me my money back. That's kind of where I'm at with our kids where the age they are
It's tough to buy them gifts. Yeah, it is. I got them a couple things, but it's gonna be here's a check
Yeah, go do what you want. That's so boring. I know but whatever. It is. But that's why I'm getting a couple things, right?
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