There's a method to the methods.
We're looking for...
Sean tasked him 30 seconds before we started.
Find intro music for this.
Right.
So he's playing all these obnoxious noises.
Well, we can lay off those.
What's that gulp, gulp, gulp?
The look on our producer's face is not good.
He's having so much fun with this.
He is.
He's going to destroy the opening of our podcast.
All right.
So this is...we have a lot going on.
It's November 12th, 2024.
We've got a special guest with us for the second half.
The first half.
For the first half, we sampled some cookies for the Boozy Baking Company.
We have Michael.
Michael Knox, unlike the bank.
Yes.
That'd be the fourth.
What was the joke you said?
Like the Fort Worth without the money.
Without the money.
All right.
Well, hopefully he's going to change in your future.
So Michael has brought us some samples from his fantastic Boozy Baking Company.
And we sampled two on the first half.
Better than Impeccable.
It's incredible.
It's a product that everyone's going to have to get a hold of for all special events.
It really is kind of targeted for special events.
I mean, it could be everyday things, but it's a unique product.
It is unique.
It's because it's got booze in it.
It's a Boozy Baking Company.
It's so unique and it's so delicious.
And they've refined the product to what it is.
It is the definition of a cookie.
When you have these British baking shows on Netflix right now and you've got, yeah, what
are you cooking today?
Um, it's a souffle.
Michael can do that with these cookies.
They sound like that?
I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
Wow.
Did you have an extra pour during that?
I know.
He had extra cookies.
Is there something going on or something?
I didn't eat a lot today.
You have a level right now.
Actually, I went to Hutchins.
I did eat a lot.
Did you have a rib?
Meat sweats.
Mr. Producer, thank you for staying on top of things.
Dudes, I'm Shawn.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
I'm Michael.
And I think Shawn said he was going to blow his ass out tonight.
I did not.
Well, that's a special bonus for all of us.
Did I say that really?
Yes, you did.
Good.
Michael, I'm glad you're here to witness that.
When you're talking about your log cabin, you're like, I'm going to blow my ass out.
It made no sense.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, what I said coming back
from Hutchins after I ate 15 pounds, I ate half a cow.
I came back and I'm like, I'm 100% going to shit my pants on the way home.
That's what I said.
Same thing.
It is the same.
It's different from here.
I'm not going to do that here.
And then you sent some random pin for log cabin.
I thought it was, it warranted.
Then our lunch with a few colleagues, we were one of the guys that was there just discussing
an outing that he had.
He grew up in Lubbock, Texas and he's a little bit older than us.
And he, he's got these nine guys that he graduated high school and they went off and graduate
from college and they're all doing their own thing.
And they meet several times a year to these little excursions of hunting and excuse me,
just getting together, doing manly man things.
And one of the latest ones they went, they went to that.
Engine carburetors like that, like that commercial.
I don't know what that is, but that's what Kamala man does.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
I'm not jumping on that bandwagon, but that was the spirit of that.
I sent you guys the link cause I was thinking, well, that is a fantastic place to go.
It is a, it's, it's great smack dab in the middle of Texas.
It's beautiful.
They've got these huge log cabins.
So here's, here's the problem with, with the sequence of your texts.
So you send a text giving without context, context matters in text.
But you guys have met me.
I'm fricking ADD.
So you, you send a link to this cabin and it's the, uh, what is it?
Country, country cove log cabin.
Yeah, something cove, the word cove, which is not that masculine to me.
But anyway, so you send this link and then right after you send this link, it says, I'm
going to shit my pants.
100%.
100% shit my pants.
So I'm thinking, okay, you went to this log cabin in the woods and something happened
to you there and now you're probably going to ask, what happened in the log cabin?
This is off the rails.
We're 10 minutes in, not even 10 minutes.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
All right.
Look, so these things, you know what, in all fairness, you guys should be more proactive
on responding to these things.
And then if you had responded, Hey Sean, what is the log thing about?
And then I could have said, Hey, it's a space.
Now you sent them like 30 seconds apart.
They were not instantaneously bang bang.
All right.
Well, maybe it was.
And then there was nothing.
And I was like, Oh, here we go.
Poor Michael.
We have a guest here tonight.
You know that, right?
All right.
Yes.
Can we engage our guests a little bit?
So before we, so I'm going to, we'll share a little bit.
So Michael is a proprietary of Boozy Baking Company in McKinney, Texas.
Yes.
And they make Boozy cookies as part of, they may venture off on their website, boozybaking.com.
They have in their blog, they've got a few recipes that are available.
You know, I believe there, yeah, there are a few recipes that are available.
That's not refined.
It's not part of the product, but it is out there just to let you know, guys know that
cooking with alcohol does a lot of wonderful things to the food.
As you mentioned in the first half of our podcast, when you cook with these, the alcohol,
it reacts to the food.
It breaks down certain proteins and it releases different flavors that you don't normally
get.
Period.
And so it's, it's an interesting thing.
So I'm excited about it.
I'm excited about the second half.
But before we jump into this, because they're separate podcasts, do the synopsis again on
how you started the company, the cliff notes on it.
Yeah.
Get the, get the elevator elevator pitch.
Elevator pitch.
So about a year ago, I started making cookies for work here and a half.
Jokingly said, I want to make cookies with a half a shot of booze in them.
I want to get people to come into the office to my sessions.
It worked.
Wife thought it was a decent idea.
Kind of turned it over to her to run, started a company launched in January of 2024, this
is brand new.
Went to a whiskey thing down in Plano in April or may, talked to a bunch of distilleries,
got six of them on board and now we're selling.
And you've invented a new creative way to get your coworkers shit faced.
Yes.
Without, without the bosses knowing that we're doing, they don't even know.
Beautiful.
They do now because of the podcast.
Yeah.
Great.
Well, as long as the bosses get shit faced too, who cares?
Yeah.
Very nice.
All right.
We love your idea.
And, uh, and we are, we're going to sample some more here.
We are.
We are where we are.
So the first half, I recommend the people to join us on our first podcast.
I don't recall what episode is it?
It's going to be 9.1.
It's going to be 128.
128.1.
So check out 128.1.
Uh, we go on a little bit of death about, uh, some of the history of, uh, the boozy
baking company and, uh, in the first half cookies, which were freaking delicious.
Yes, they were.
And we've got a lineup.
So we did spend some time on the, the cookie.
So we're going to do some intermission here and there.
And we'll be, this moment is brought to you by the boozy baking company.
And we're going to sample the first one about cone is brimstone.
Let's break it up.
Yes, that's a good idea.
And I want to, I want to correct the actual URL to your website is the boozy baking company.com.
Thank you for that.
I just wanted to make sure people knew how to get there.
The boozy baking company.com.
Yes.
That is, I apologize for that.
No, that's all right.
You should have corrected me.
All good.
I can't correct Sean.
He doesn't shut up.
That too.
Well, you're an avid listener, so you would know.
All right.
So the first one, eat your drinking problem.
The balcony is a distilling a brimstone whiskey chocolate, chocolate chip cookie with dried
cherries.
Yeah.
So is it the dried cherries to get the little plastic container you open it up and it's,
they're dried.
Are we doing the balcony's baby blue?
No, no, no, no, we're doing the brimstone.
Is your hearing, is it working over there?
Things are out of order.
Okay.
I'm ready.
It starts with balconies.
Okay.
I'm ready.
It's with cherries.
Look for the word cherries.
It's the very last word.
I can smell the dark chocolate.
Oh, that's best.
So the dark chocolate in the smoke are kind of interdispersed.
I actually smell my microphone.
I was like, and that smells awful.
Doesn't it smells to well, his microphone smells like ass.
Don't ever smell the microphone.
The cookie smells.
And Michael, don't smell your microphone either.
I won't.
So we have that professionally claimed.
So this is, this is the brimstone.
It's a smoked corn whiskey.
It's smoked with a Texas scrub oak.
It's the same whiskey as the baby blue.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Come on.
It's my turn.
My turn.
Come take a piece.
The producers coming over here like a, like a rabbit dog.
That is fabulous.
I can't stand the whiskey.
I'll feed you a little birdie.
And it's got a hint that that facial expression just said it all.
I wish I had that on video.
Holy shit, Michael.
This is unbelievable.
Yeah.
Got a hint of the smoke, especially later as you're really trying to get all those flavors.
It's not up.
It's not the beginning, but I taste the rich and sub brimstone.
I do.
I mean, the, the whiskey smells fantastic.
You smell the bottle.
It tastes, it smells fantastic.
Despite what Jeff says, it is taste amazing too.
You just don't like the smoke.
And I, and I appreciate that.
I mean, it's not, it's not for everybody.
It's a strong, it's a strong flavor, but the nice thing about the cookie is that it mutes
everything.
Well, the chocolate completely bonds with the smokiness completely to where it becomes
even richer chocolate.
That's exactly what's happened.
It's kind of what it is.
It's, it's very rich.
More so than the ones we had on the first podcast.
I'm going to say that for my wife.
Now when you, um, when you, when you get ahold of that cherry and wow, wow, wow.
It gets on your tongue and it's like, it, it's just like, it hugs your tongue and it,
it converts whatever everything in your mouth and it just applies that cherry to it.
Oh, the cherry is just like a huge impact.
Oh yeah.
Great job.
Thank you.
Yes, seriously.
10 out of 10.
Thank you.
All right.
So I know, I know we talked a lot about the cookie making process, but I want to, I, one
more, one more question about that.
Like this cookie that you just made, right?
How many iterations did you go through before you got it right?
And what, and what would be typical?
What would be typical for a cookie?
First time?
I nailed it on the first time.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
So on other ones, how many, how many do you have to go through?
Um, like how meticulous is this process?
So the harder thing is coming up with a new cookie going from booze to booze in the same
general kind of like a chocolate chip cookie.
Yeah.
So it's more about how you bake it.
Okay.
Um, there might be some adjustment to some of the flavors in the cookie.
Sure.
Because there, you know, sometimes you want to maybe a little more brown sugar, a little
more.
So hold on.
So are you saying you could take any, you know, once you, once you got it down, you
can take any other kind of any other bourbon and kind of substitute?
Yeah.
I mean, for the most part, for the most part, but there's still a 94 proof bourbon.
Yeah.
Bakes differently than 115.
Yes.
And this balcony is, is brimstone is toxic.
No, hazmat.
No, no, no, that's not, that's 94.
No.
Oh, I thought it was, I thought it was a high proof bourbon.
No, that was rumble.
Oh, rumble.
Okay.
All right.
So it's, you're right.
It's about baking it the right way and it may be a different temperature, maybe longer.
It's just knowing what that sweet spot is.
Yep.
Good.
All right.
So I would like to, you know, we're going to keep touching on the cookies cause we're
going to, we have three more to sample here and I can't wait.
But there is, I know our listeners are, are doing what we're doing and paying a lot of
attention to post-election activity.
That's all that's going on right now.
If we could, yes, it's all that's going on.
If we could jump into that a little bit, because I want to talk about like the Trump team right
now is being assembled in rapid fire and apparently months ahead of schedule compared to what
he did.
Yes.
This is the first time they sat in a committee and he's trying to get his cabinet pulled
together and they wouldn't pass them.
They stayed, they were just stonewalling them and they were just like, I need to get this
cabinet seat filled.
Well, he's like, fuck that.
We're not sitting around.
I mean, really it took six months, eight months for them to fill the spot so they can get
the ball rolling in that department.
So let me, they still have to go through approval.
They still have to go through that.
Yes.
So let me, let me set the stage in, in what, what I think is happening.
So remember he is an outsider, right?
He is a business person.
He, he's a smart guy, but he's never been in politics before.
He was campaigning for the first time.
He was getting his feet wet.
You know, he didn't really understand Washington and I'm talking about 2016.
He wins, right?
Because the country is starving for somebody that is the aid political, you know, a typical
political person and he really didn't know what he was doing for the most part.
He was getting advice from all these different people that he thought was on, you know, had
his back.
I mean, he was getting people like Amarosa in his, in his, in, inside the white house.
I mean, right.
She's garbage.
Right.
So he was, he was getting advice and he was trying to line up the right people and he,
he wasn't exactly sure how to, how the system works in terms of getting people through.
But he was trying to do the right thing.
He was, but he got burned.
Yeah, he got several of them.
He got burned many, many times.
And despite that, I think he had a pretty successful four year run.
Okay.
Now he's got four years since, since he left office, he's had four years to, to really
fine tune and really know, learn from the mistakes he made scout ahead.
Yes.
Learn from the mistakes he made, you know, know how to pick the right people that he
can trust.
And now he is in full force and he is like bam, bam, bam, picking them and running and
he's ahead of schedule.
And I think he's picking people that, um, that have his, that have his vision of America.
So it was a verified, verified Trump cabinets.
Uh, you know, South Dakota governor, Christie Noem is slated to become president's elect
Donald Trump's secretary of Homeland security, Homeland defense.
Yeah.
Homeland security.
How do we feel about that?
I'm not sure.
I don't think they're going to do any worse than, I agree, but I think she's got all the
what's your reservation?
Jeff, what's your reservation?
I guess I don't know her background.
I know she's governor of North Dakota, uh, but as far as Homeland security, um, what,
what is your background in terrorism?
Correct.
What's her background in, in, in threats that we face?
Correct.
You know, all that kind of border.
She, she's going to be involved in the border as well.
That's well, I'm Horman, Horman or whoever is probably going to report to her.
And he's the right, he's the right.
Uh, the Horman is, is, is, is fantastic.
Yeah.
So what, the way I look at it is that these, these senators, these congressmen, uh, their
positions right now, they're essentially project managers.
That's good point.
They're essentially project managers.
Yeah.
You have to have the data, but they've got support.
They've got, they've got guys that are smarter than them that are providing data to them
to help them make these decisions.
And they have years and years in that agency.
Yeah.
I'm still iffy on her.
I don't know.
They're not.
I mean, I'm not 100% for her or any of them, but I do, I do like her.
I do have confidence in her.
Yeah.
And so when you, I feel confident that if I were to tell her to do something as a president,
I think that she's going to do whatever it takes and she's not going to be pushed down.
My archers did the same thing.
He stuck to his guns.
He did what the Biden, the mid told him.
If that's what you're looking for, my actors did that.
Well, that's what I'm looking for.
Meaning that was he followed, he was followed the narrative.
I don't think he followed Biden's narrative.
I think that he followed some sort of deep state narrative to try to get voters in there.
If anyone's narrative, he followed Pelosi's.
No, I think it was Biden that his admin, well, how much Biden was involved in that?
Yeah.
Directed a lot of that.
We don't know.
At the end of the day, we don't know.
We do know that America's a piece of shit.
Yeah.
We do know that he failed at his job.
We do know that the border is wide open and that as a result, we've got a bunch of people
that are getting murdered, raped, and there's an influx of unchecked, unvetted, 326,000
kids that are currently missing in the United States that came through the border.
I know.
What say you on that?
I'm not saying you, you, but I'm just like, how can you lose those kids?
I know.
I mean, I want to say they're being sex trafficked, but God bless it.
There's a market for it out there.
The PDD thing exploding suggests that it's real and it's happening right in front of
us, right under our nose.
We can pray, hope and pray that the right people are in place.
We're going to shut the border down.
We'll stem the flow of all that kind of crazy.
I have confidence she's going to do that.
I do too.
Well, you know what?
I don't know.
I don't know where the confidence is coming from outside that she's a Republican.
I have confidence in her.
We don't know anything about her except that she killed a dog and that's what's going to
come up in this stupid confirmation hearing.
And you know it.
I know.
That's what's going to come up and it's going to be a mess.
Maybe I'm...
That's retarded.
It is.
Maybe I'm going too far with my trust of Trump, but right now I trust Trump because what my
opening salvo was, which is he learned his lesson.
He's picking the right people for the right reasons.
We're not going to like everyone.
We're not.
She's the one that I don't know if I like.
But I think...
That's all right.
I think he's picking the right people for the right reasons.
So I trust that and I guess we'll have to wait and see how it turns out.
I mean, ultimately Trump is making the decision, but there's a collective path.
There's a collective decision behind this.
There's a thought process.
She just wasn't like pulled out of a hat as a lottery.
You know, there's a thought.
That's what I mean.
I don't know her background.
She may have the background.
I don't know.
Well, we probably need to just figure that out.
But the Secretary of State, like this to be Marco Rubio was nominated, right?
The Secretary of State?
None of this is really official.
I think what Trump is saying that he is putting forth, right?
And then all this stuff has to be approved.
So you got the National Security Advisor, Mike Waltz.
I don't know much about him, but apparently he is a solid pick from what I've read.
And I like the Marco Rubio pick.
Some people do not like that pick.
Yeah.
You know, I was playing video games with...
Marco Rubio?
No.
I was playing video games with this guy in Arizona.
And he was just like, you know, you vote in a clown, you expect to make clown decisions.
And I was just like...
Oh God.
Really?
I tabled it.
I didn't respond right away.
And I said, yeah, interesting.
I'll add it to the podcast and post some questions about some negative attributes that Marco
Rubio could bring.
And then I said, and then I'll turn around and follow up with you.
And I'm going to pose them.
I'm going to say, yeah, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you give me three reasons why Marco Rubio is not qualified for that position?
And I'll let him answer and I'll respond accordingly on the podcast next time.
There you go.
So the Environmental Protection Agency Administrator, Lee Zeldin, is a Republican from New York.
New York.
He almost won the governor over the hookle lady.
That's right.
He lost a close race.
Yeah, it was a mess.
That was in New York, no less.
I know.
So again, I read that that was a solid pick too.
Now my news sources are all going to be like, you know, these are all great.
These are all great.
I don't know if I'd get any negativity or any any, you know, any any solid.
I don't know.
Again, I don't know what his background is either.
I know he was a congressman, I believe.
But as far as EPA, what's his what's his background of that?
I don't really believe any of these guys have a solid background in what you're saying.
You are absolutely 100 percent correct.
But I don't think it matters.
I think I think it does.
Well, hold on.
Actually, Sean, I think you're about to make a great point.
Keep going.
Well, I mean, that that's basically it.
It's not a matter of the whole point.
He doesn't have a whole lot.
But what he what he may have a sum.
I mean, I don't know.
That's all I said was I don't know what background he has.
So here's here's where I think you were going with that.
So imagine all the agencies, right?
All the agencies for for for a decade now or more have been, if I could, I'll just say
infiltrated.
They've been infiltrated with three to four layers of management of D.I. of wokeness of
of of like a like a, you know, climate alarmist, alarmist type of mentality in every agency.
OK, so now you need to put people in as the head of all these agencies to sniff out who
these people are and and purge them.
So you don't necessarily have to be like the ultimate expert of EPA, but you need to be
a manager that is willing to listen to the people that you know have good advice and
the people that have bad advice and start to purge.
I agree.
So and I think that's where you were going, Sean, where it's but I still think solid
people that know how to manage know how to to to to write.
You know, it's like a sinking ship.
They know how to write the ship and they know how to align it with what America voted for.
I still think there needs to be a level of intelligence for whatever cabinet position
is there and experience like like the secretary of defense.
We just read as Pete Hicks, Seth.
That one makes me nervous.
I don't know.
Yeah, I didn't understand that.
But 27 years in the military.
No, I mean, I was I was quoting somebody else.
Yeah, I don't think he has 27.
He's barely 27.
No, I was quoting somebody else.
But he has like 10 kids.
But what I'm what I'm getting at is you need to have somebody own army.
He's got my would not put somebody who didn't have some kind of military defense experience
in the secretary of defense.
He does.
Yeah, he does.
Does Kristi Noem have anything for Homeland Security?
That's well, that's the question I'm asking.
Does Lee Zeldin have anything?
These are great questions.
You have to be able to kill something.
But the killed a dog.
The front the front line right now.
This is where we're at.
All right.
So we don't have to vet them right now.
But you mean what?
But this is this is what's going on.
This is where we're at.
So the borders are Tom Horman.
We love we all love him.
He is he's no bullshit.
Yeah.
I love the way he manhandled a oh, I've watched it like six times here recently.
Oh, just to horn.
I didn't I haven't seen that.
Oh, it was beautiful.
It was back in 2016.
Oh, it's like when she was talking about, you know, excuse me, Mr. Horman, but crossing
over the border is not an illegal thing is is not illegal.
And he's like, well, if you want to cross to the border, you go through a border of
entry.
No, he stated the statute law goes well, according to five one B one two.
Yeah, exactly.
So he goes and she goes, well, you're separating parents from children.
He goes, if I got arrested today in the U.S., I would be separated from my children.
Yeah.
If I get if I pull over a guy for being intoxicated, he has a kid in the back.
Oh, you know, I'm going to separate him.
Hey, it's all stupid.
It's all fucking stupid.
And he he's an ass kicker.
Well, you know what?
And he is a wall.
I mean, he's a he's a he's a big guy.
Yeah, he he doesn't.
All right, let's fuck around.
So the UN ambassador, Elise Stefanak, Stefanic.
Stefanic, also Republican New York, UN ambassador.
I think she's solid, too.
Yeah, I think so.
I think the first female chief of staff proposed to be Suzy Wiles.
I love that pic to be the first one to hold that position.
Isn't that that's amazing that is the first ever chief of staff.
That's a woman.
The Dems are probably kicking themselves.
Fuck.
Yeah, like like shit.
He's supposed to be that fucking misogynist.
How dare him?
Yeah.
All right.
Look.
All right.
He's supposed to surround himself with intelligent women.
No, they're all dumb.
Oh, Lord.
He's got his chief of staff as an intelligent woman.
She's so dumb.
I saw Trump.
Her IQ is like really low, isn't it?
Trump ruled out former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley and his former secretary of state
Mark Pate, Mike Pompeo as possible picks for the second administration.
No, they're out.
Yeah.
He ruled him out.
Yeah.
He said you've done.
Pompeo was considered potential pick for the defense.
Well, first of all, I mean, Pompeo has his strong his upsides, but I thought Pompeo had
like a backstabbing incident.
Oh, he did.
He did have a backstabbing thing.
And plus, he told Trump not to release the the JFK files, you know, just go, yeah, they're
still alive.
You can't do that yet.
You know what?
Fuck that.
Come on.
Some people are still alive.
Yeah, but we want to know.
I want to know who killed John.
We all know it's the CIA.
Just fucking get it out there.
Get it over with.
Rip the bandaid off.
Move on.
Michael, what do you think?
Who killed JFK?
Was it the guy behind the come on, man?
Come on.
People care anymore.
Somebody from the grassy knoll.
Yes, there you go.
Damn it.
See, why hasn't anybody brought that up before?
That's amazing.
Michael, if they had a film of it, you can see it.
The Zudur.
Zududur.
I want to know who manufactured that magical bullet.
Why do you have to know everything?
That's a Zupruder thing.
Yeah, why do you have to know everything?
Why do you almost do it?
Every name.
I said Zupdudur.
Zupdudur.
Same thing.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, you know, the government agencies are all being filled up.
Trump's lining up.
He's been vetting these people for a while now, and now that he's elected, God bless
it, he's moving on.
This is going to be very interesting.
Something else that's been vetted out there is the vehicle monitoring systems that Google
has put out.
Have you guys?
Well, they haven't put it out.
They've submitted a patent to work with the Waymo cars.
And basically what it's going to do, it's going to track.
Hold on, the what cars?
The Waymo, which is the robo cars.
Autonomous cars?
Autonomous cars that is in competition with Tesla.
OK.
The robo cars.
Sorry, keep going.
And so they have this and it monitors everything you do in the car.
And basically what it is.
So no masturbating in the backseat?
No.
What about the front seat?
Do they have free Wi-Fi?
What Google said, he goes, well, we're not going to do this to sell the data to insurance
companies.
We're doing it to eliminate bad behavior.
So if we notice there's bad behavior, we will take over the car.
You're fucked, Sean.
They are never going to let you drive a game, bro.
So I'm not allowed to take one of those cars home after Pancho's.
I have a little effluent popping out the back end.
You can't do shit.
So how would you feel like going there and you're driving and you make a bad turn or
something like that?
Also, your car just takes over.
Yep.
And then somebody rear ends you.
Yeah.
And you're just like, what the hell?
You're driving some of these cars, those lane assist things can be aggressive.
Oh, I hate those.
I turn them off.
I first off, it only happens when I'm driving my son's car because you have to push the
button to turn off the right.
It does.
The steering wheel jiggles.
I'll tell you what, it spooks me when we drove up to Colorado.
We were taking the suburban thing or whatever it was at rental and it was very aggressive.
It was very aggressive.
And it was like, I was throw you back over into the lane.
It's going to cause a wreck.
I wonder if it has caused a wreck for some people.
I would come up with this mobile Faraday cage, sort of speak, to put around the satellite
temp box in one of those cars.
I would figure out a way around it.
A little snip, snip.
Then your car dies.
Look at you being all like, Hey, look, there's a will, there's a way.
You can reprogram anything.
You're going to like wrap your car in tin foil.
Actually I would never get as much as I would love to get those fancy ass, bad ass cars.
If you buy a new car today, you've got tracking shit in it.
Oh, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
That's kind of weird because they were showing some sort of video where they were like, Hey,
guy goes out of the front right tire of the thing.
They go up under the wheel, over the wheel and they pull out this little thing.
There's an umbilical wire coming out and it sure enough, it tracks you.
He says, you're Mr. Producer.
You said you're my track.
My car is tracked.
It sounds like a 1930 Vane.
Yes.
The older the car, the better.
I guarantee my 19.
Austin hits the horn on.
My 2006 Jetta, my 2006 VW Jetta is definitely track proof.
I'm on board with that.
I'm, you know, I really enjoy some of the technology of some of the newer cars, but
I am 100% on board of getting rid of some of that shit.
I don't want you to know where I'm at, but how do you turn it off?
The steering wheel probably takes DNA samples from you.
Yeah.
Well, there's that's possible too.
They have those things set up with breathalyzers and they do but penetrators takes blood without
you even knowing it.
Wow.
Oh, my car doesn't do that.
I bet you it does.
You sure that's what it's doing?
Yes.
Where exactly are they putting this injection?
It's pricking your finger.
And the next thing you know, you're like, it knows your heritage.
All right.
So this is a real thing.
So they're, they're starting to sell it to the heritage.
Speaking of heritage, the 23andMe now with that sold company to China, they did you guys
see that link I sent you where they are now going to start have or at least have the potential
to deny you insurance coverage based on the 23andMe data that they've collected.
Oh shit.
Who did that?
I did 23andMe.
Yeah, you're screwed.
Yeah.
That's why I haven't done any of that.
Yeah, I haven't either.
You know, and unfortunately it doesn't really matter because my sister could have done it
and I'm still in that round, that realm.
Yeah, but they don't know you.
Yeah, they do.
Well, not if they didn't give you, not if you gave you.
Look, if you guys think for one second that they don't know, you guys have cheek swabs.
You guys give blood.
No.
You guys give semen samples all the time, Jeff.
That's how you're making extra money right now.
Yeah, he's got throw.
He's got throw.
I do have throw.
But I could be out the window.
They'll know where it's coming from.
That was so fascinating.
Four lanes over.
What are you, what are you doing on the free side?
That Jeff guy will drive by shooting there.
What the poop?
Ding, ding, ding.
Hold on, you're doing throw on the freeway?
What the fuck is going on here?
He's coming, he's coming.
Get your, get your petri dish ready.
That came from the oncoming lane.
It won't get out the windshield.
Jesus.
Okay, we need to reset.
That went bad.
It's so fast.
So, Michael, what do you think?
Walk us through this.
Is this your first time?
Oh my God.
That's horrible.
Yeah, Michael's eloquently being quiet.
He's kind of like, I'm trying to sell cookies, you fucktards.
Yeah, he's like, I just want to sell cookies.
Oh shit.
I'm trying to have to fill the microphone with just constant laughter.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Well, speaking of constant laughter, the Vikings had this, the Vikings football team, Minnesota
Vikings, they scored a touchdown and then all of a sudden, remember the Olympics where
they had the interpretive breakdance thing?
It was the one from Australia who was called Ray Gun and she got torn up for her performance.
And this Vikings receiver scores a touchdown.
And whoever, I love the brilliance of social media.
Somebody showed his dance and then showed her doing it and they showed his dance and
they showed her doing it and he was dead on.
He was totally mimicking her dance.
It was hilarious.
I don't know if you could pull that up, but the dance was perfect.
Yeah, just put in the other one.
So she's a university lecturer.
She appeared on Australian television and she actually apologized.
Here we go.
She's got a hand pass, touchdown and then, and now he's dead.
So they're showing side by sides and they're doing a little roll and the tuck.
And it's just, oh my God, it's hard to explain.
It's like a contortionist and a full dry body heave.
It is probably the best touchdown dance I have ever seen.
It was so awesome.
Yeah, that was good.
Oh my God.
I enjoyed it.
That was good stuff.
How long did he rehearse that?
Yes.
I told you.
Bingo.
That had been a long time.
He was dead on.
I mean, did he like sit at home?
Yes, he did.
A full pad?
Michael, the answer is yes.
Not in full pads, but he was drinking.
He's probably eating your cookies and drinking bourbon and he was going to town.
He had to do it in pads because you move differently in pads.
Oh, it was great.
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This is just their regular straight bourbon, right?
Yeah.
I was just kidding.
I was like, hi guys.
Easy, easy tough guy.
I mean, he's coming over and like trying to raid our stash here.
No, no, no, no.
Take it all.
Okay, here we go.
Garrison Brothers.
Which Garrison Brothers?
It's the Small Batch.
Small Batch.
Yeah, my wife, she was like, do I have any samples?
So I'm saving some of it.
I wish you could smell it through the microphone, our listeners, because it just, the nose is
incredible.
Soft.
Oh my gosh.
It breaks down good too.
So there's no, there's nothing that, it breaks down and melts in your mouth.
So it doesn't linger like a solid, you know?
I taste stone fruit.
Do you not know that joke, Michael?
Come on.
You're an avid listener.
Every time he drinks or smells or tastes or buttluges a bourbon, he tastes stone fruit.
Again, the Garrison Brothers, Small Batch, Texas straight bourbon, whiskey, chocolate
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This is good stuff.
Now we have the sample, it's about two ounces, or about one ounce, two ounce.
Half ounce.
No, half ounce of liquor per four ounce cookie.
But these are, are these two ounces?
Those are about a third of the size of regular cookies.
So regular cookies, about four.
Okay.
About an ounce and a half-ish.
Yeah.
So these cookies, and you know what, frankly, the ounce and a half ones are good enough.
Really.
You buy the whole cookie, oh my gosh.
I mean, this is, I'm going to gain 10 pounds from it.
This is good stuff.
I mean, I can't, we're rating these whiskies from zero to 10.
And you know, we don't, we barely hit a nine.
These are 10.
Each one of these have been 10 so far.
This is 10 across the board.
10, 10.
Every single one of these.
My favorite so far has been the brimstone.
Isn't that funny?
I'm surprised at that.
That is very ironic.
Yeah.
Yes.
I mean, I've never seen Mr. Producer so animated ever in a podcast.
Yeah, just watching his eyes roll back in his head at the last one was.
Well, most of the time he's sleeping in his chair, but you said, oh, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, cookie, cookie, ding, ding, ding, ding.
And then he was, he sprung out of there.
I thought he was going to sit down.
Your boner's broken out.
I thought he was going to hurt himself.
All right.
Hey, back on the Google patent car monitor thing.
There's another thing going on with Tesla.
So Tesla's taken some heat because their car is all electronic, right?
There's no manual, anything.
You can't roll down your window.
You can't unlock your car if your car dies.
If your battery's dead, you can't even open it.
Correct.
How do you get out your car?
Right.
That's the problem.
You go to the back and pop the trunk through a little secret button.
No.
There is a switch like at the bottom of the door or something like that.
There's got to be a manual latch.
You can be locked into your car.
So that's why I wanted to bring this up.
It's kind of a morbid story, but in Canada, there were four teenagers who died because
the Tesla caught fire and the car was dead and they couldn't get out.
That's not acceptable.
I mean, when they talk about safety ratings and product requirements, that can't be okay.
So four people were killed in Toronto after Tesla.
They were riding in a crash into a pillar and burst into flames.
A fifth rider, an unidentified woman in her twenties, narrowly survived the crash after
a bystander smashed open a window, allowing her to escape the burning vehicle.
That's crazy.
According to the heroic bystanders, Tesla's model Y's electronic doors may have been
a fall while the passengers were trapped inside of the electric vehicle.
You couldn't open the doors to rescue.
So, I mean, but anyways, so there is a manual.
I don't know.
Is there a manual?
I don't know.
I've heard other folks getting stuck in their car because their batteries are dead.
That's not okay.
I think there's a 12 volt that controls that.
And if that dies is where you have the problem.
The 12 volt?
Yeah.
I think there's a 12 volt that controls a lot of the electronics.
Like the little square battery that you lick with the door.
So it tingles your tongue.
So I just asked AI.
I said, yes, Tesla vehicles have a manual door release mechanism that can be used to
open the door in the event of power loss.
It's usually located near the window switches and as a small lever or tab that you pull
up to activate the release mechanism.
Maybe they didn't know that.
Maybe they did.
I mean, I've never been in it.
Actually, I have.
I've ridden in a Tesla Uber, but I've never driven one.
So that's why when you go to the like a Hertz or something like that, you want to test?
No, because I don't want to have to learn how to drive this car.
No shit.
Yeah.
If you were to rent my wife and I rented a no, no, no, no, no, I totally wrong.
I was in Albuquerque and we rented a car with my coworker and we had no idea it was electric
until we got into it and started driving out the parking lot.
We're like, holy shit, there's electric.
I didn't I didn't fucking read about it and where the latch was when the thing blows into
the right explodes into flames.
Right.
Dude, that's not OK.
Yeah.
Mr. Produce is pulling up.
So they look like they've improved on pictures of it.
Oh, a nice big red button.
So that's that's well seen.
Yeah.
I hope you have to have a screwdriver to pop that cap off.
That's ridiculous.
That's what you're thinking of when the car fire.
I'm underwater.
You have to pull the no.
No, no, that's not acceptable.
Anyway, hold on.
Right there to the left left.
Actually one of those.
Yeah.
So that that one right there is a little bit.
No, there you go.
There you go.
That's what would you know that if you were a passenger in the car?
No, man.
If you well, that's true, too.
I mean, no.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a tough call.
I mean, it's not a tough call.
No, you should be able to unacceptably be able to reach over, pull the damn thing up,
open the door and run out of the car.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
Well, I mean, the other thing is I got it's frustrating.
Yeah, that's I guess that's why I encourage people to always carry a gun with them.
If you have a gun with you, you shoot the God bless when they make those window things.
That's actually the better option.
Yeah.
That way you don't kill the first the first responder that they're trying to help you
out of the car.
But if you go underwater, you break the window that way.
Yeah, seriously.
You know what you're talking about, right?
The little little tap it's like a work by the spring loaded.
Well, no, the one I have is this a little silver.
It's got a hand.
It's got a little silver cone on it.
You just tap the window and it breaks.
That's amazing.
I find that amazing because I had one in my car for years.
I think when I bought this piece of metal, Mr. Producer added.
Yeah, it's just it is.
It's a big tonka steel and it just looks like a cone.
And it's just it's got a razor blade to cut your seatbelt.
All in one little packet.
Yep.
They ought to give those away hanging on the old rear view mirror when you buy a Tesla.
Maybe that dense piece of metal gift, maybe that piece of metal has a frequency.
You like frequencies.
So there's a frequency.
Michael, I have a Tesla or I do not.
Have you driven one?
I've ridden in one.
I've not driven one.
What do you drive?
I drive a Kia.
Oh, so it's been stolen 10 times.
The most masculine of cars.
Oh, do you know?
I like them in those kiosks.
There's some nice, but they are stinger either Kia Serato, which was fantastic.
Yeah, that's what I have.
Great car.
I've had my second one.
I thought they have a theft problem.
They did.
Well, they did.
Past tense, but it was more the lower end cars and I have the higher end.
Oh, OK.
Mine's all fancy.
Stop it.
I guess I guess business is good.
He's driving the really hot hot Kia.
He sold it.
He sold a testicle.
Oh, nice.
You can do that Bronco.
Yeah, poor Bronco.
Oh, yeah.
And to clarify, his his balls are OK.
And it wasn't his balls.
OK, it was his scrotum, to be clear.
So this will thank God for that because, well, the testicle managed to miss the ball inside
of the road.
He may have switched the ball.
Smashed the ball.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, it cost us 450 bucks.
The little did have to sew it up.
Now, they put some salve on it and they said one of our kids to massage it every now and
then.
Oh, nice.
They'll rub it in there.
It was some extra salve.
You know, the funny funny.
So it was it was like fifty dollars for the salve and then four hundred for them to rub
it on there for you.
Yes.
I was like, you're doing that pretty good.
Is that a normal charge?
Dude, first off, you're not going to go to a vet without it being at least three to four
hundred dollars.
It doesn't matter what it is.
Now, unfortunately, I have a I have a 19 year old multipool multipoo and she's sweet.
She's sweet, but she's fucking 19 years old and she's on her last legs.
She's way past her last legs.
Yeah, up to 30.
She probably could because we take care of her.
I mean, she eats and she's undead.
She shows what she can't see.
She can't hear.
I mean, she's telling you she is literally undead, but she can smell.
So she she knows who's home and she can recognize certain things that she will get up from her
kennel and she'll walk towards the dog door and she'll pee and poop all the way in the
dog door and she'll be like, I guess I'm done.
And she'll go all the way back.
And then she meant well, whatever.
I mean, she tried.
Whatever.
It's a little frustrating.
That's going to be all we're all going to get there.
I was going to say that I'm bringing this up is the veterinarian.
So we called ahead.
So we're just all right.
Well, we are making some decisions on what we need to let her be comfortable with life.
And that's for her.
That's going to be moving on to the next phase.
And so you can't just take your dog and say, hey, can you euthanize this thing?
You know, they they need a wellness check.
So I need to go in there and drop three hundred fifty bucks.
Oh, no.
Let me check this one.
Let's check.
Is she OK?
I'm just thinking, fuck that, man.
Bring her over the same.
Hey, man, she's not doing well.
All right.
She's hurt to do that.
She whimpers.
Well, that's what they're making.
When Lady went downhill and with her neuropathy, I just called a vet.
Those on a Saturday.
They don't need a reason.
I said, my dog is you need to go to a different business.
This and she's like, OK, come on in.
And they put her down.
Well, I give me that bet.
So, you know, I'll get it.
It's your Frisco.
I mean, this is again, I'm paraphrasing this.
What they're asking you're going to have to talk in the micro.
So the that's what she said.
They're going to do a wellness check and then they're going to schedule it.
And I'm just thinking in this.
I'm so, so shitty even suggesting this.
I'm thinking about money the whole time.
I'm just like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
It matters.
You know, I'm just like, God bless.
You know, I was like, you know, she's not well.
She whimpers in the middle of the night.
She's not healthy.
And it's not it's not a it's not a healthy lifestyle for a dog.
No, it's not.
It's painful.
Yeah, it's uncomfortable.
If I were that old, I'd go on the Australian walkabout and I'd fucking end it off a bridge,
you know, dilly dilly punk.
Done.
Dilly dilly dilly.
Yeah, it's just really gross.
It's over.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Dilly dilly.
Roy.
Well, that's more British.
That was the Bud Light thing.
I think I don't know where that came from.
Well, now we know what you're going to say in your final final dilly dilly.
Oh, there you go, Sean.
Yeah.
I heard dilly dilly.
Splat.
Yeah, I want to know more about the canine, Kevorkian doctor you go to.
You got someone you want to send to it?
No, I'm just that's interesting.
They don't they don't ask questions.
They're like Dr. Kevorkian, the euthanologist.
She's a year old.
We want to put her down.
OK, bring her to canine Kevorkian.
Come on over.
We explain the situation and everything and totally kidding what her issue was.
She has neuropathy and she can't walk and she's in pain and pooping and she can't hold
her bowels and stuff.
And she's like, OK, come on in.
Now, if we want to if we want to walk in there and this dog was jumping around and healthy,
they may have said something.
She was.
I had to carry her in there.
Can you imagine those people?
Right.
Yeah, we don't want a dog.
Put her down right now.
Yeah, I had to carry her in there and she just put her down in the waiting room and
she's laid there.
Right.
So they knew what was going on.
Yeah, they know.
Yeah, you're you're a different scenario.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
But you know, the point is, is that, you know, you're right.
You can't walk into a vet, not spend five hundred bucks.
I know.
Michael, you got pets.
So true.
I do not anymore.
We had cats for 30 years.
Last our last one about two years ago.
We had a cat less than 19 years, just like your dog.
Yeah.
Nightmare.
So I my son's not going to agree with this, but I actually kind of like cats.
I don't like them.
Yeah.
The thing about cats that they can be gross and assholes, you know, when they get angry,
like we we had a cat for a while.
I don't even know how long we had Nina.
She was a Russian, a great Russian, blue Russian, blue Russian.
And she she was beautiful cat.
But she was she's a bitch.
She's mad attitude.
She's been I mean, she was sweet, but at the same time, if she got mad, she would shit
on your bed.
Wow.
Yeah.
They're on your bed.
They're they're they're also the devil cat.
You know?
Yeah, they're spiteful.
Yeah.
I know if I went out of town and like for the day, we'd go out over the night, we'd
we'd leave our cat, you know, cats are fairly self-sufficient, but he would get revenge
for the next couple of days on you.
Yeah.
Just being a shithole.
I'm not saying my wife is a good or bad person, but the cat always shit on her side of the
bed.
Just just to note, you know, just I don't know.
I don't know what's going on with that.
Could be could be coincidence.
But who's the guy from the Pirates movie with his wife shit on the bed?
Amanda Heard.
Johnny Depp.
So there may be similarities between.
So she's cat like.
Yeah.
Now, you know, I'll tell you what the unique thing about cats, which is pretty amazing.
If you think about all the species on the planets that have those types of eyes with
the slits.
The cats are like they're like Chinese cats, like cats, cats have they don't have like
the iris and the pupil.
They've got like these slits.
They're not normal eyes like kind of like a lizard straight up and down.
Creepy.
Those look nice and round.
Yeah.
Those are slitty.
Oh, slitty.
Well, if they're open, then that's the people dilated.
They're big and round.
Is that how you like your cats?
Nice and slitty.
Nice.
But the point is, is that there's there it's it's they come, you know, they're they're
trying to rethink about the mapping.
They really well, that's what they're they're suggesting is that, you know, maybe these
cats are part of, you know, from the reptile alien species.
Man, who knows?
I mean, we're all alien at some point, you know, Michael, what kind of cat did you have?
They were just much much.
Yeah, they were.
Were they good cats?
Yeah, they were good cats.
One shit on your bed.
No, I never had that happen.
Maybe he's a good cat owner.
Well, I mean, she did shit on my side of the bed.
I always was nice to the cat.
They were what she wanted.
Did you have two at the same time or just one and then we always had you talk about
cats, right?
Oh, we always had to.
The last one was by herself for about three years.
And we just decided, you know, when she goes, that's it.
It's done.
We're done with pets.
Yeah, done with that.
Really?
No pets at all.
No goldfish.
No, we have.
So having a like a what do you call a chameleon?
We have an aquarium, but it doesn't have any fish anymore.
It has a shrimp that I bought like.
10, 12 years ago.
What a shrimp.
Yes.
And it's still there.
I'm like, well.
And that'll be the last pet you ever have.
Yeah.
You're weeding them all out.
Are you going to eat it?
Yeah.
We've talked about we've talked about your pet.
This is a shrimp.
Small shrimp, cocktail butter and garlic.
Yeah, just one.
And you and your wife will split it.
Something I don't know.
Cooking it's a bourbon bourbon and shrimp.
Honey, good news.
It died.
Let's eat it.
Well, some of those people have those shrimps that are super aggressive.
Shrimp the mantis shrimp, I think.
Yeah, those things.
Those things can attack their predators that come in at them and they thump them like and
you could hear it.
It hits them.
It's not them.
That's not who does that.
What is that?
There is another shrimp that does that, that the sound is so loud, it creates light.
What are you talking about?
That's a mantis shrimp.
It's speed.
It's not sound.
It's so fast that the friction, it creates a light.
Yeah, like a spark.
Yeah, it's it's it's one of the loudest.
That's the mantis shrimp.
Those things are OK.
So we're watching these videos.
Our producer has is bringing up videos of all these crazy ass shrimp looking things.
So you guys are familiar with fleas, right?
Fleas have an incredible reaction similar to them, meaning their their hind legs are
strong enough to launch them.
Oh, yeah.
They jump six, eight hundred percent their size.
This boom, which is what, like a ten thousandth of a millimeter.
It's probably like five feet.
Oh, those things.
Yeah, they can launch fleas can launch themselves.
Five feet might be a little gross.
I think it's the tiger pistol shrimp.
It's pretty good.
The tiger pistol shrimp.
Yeah.
So you pull that from.
Yeah, seriously.
Tiger pistol shrimp.
Dude, crustaceans.
Are these crustaceans?
Are these just seafood?
What's the family that we're talking about here?
You see that?
OK, hold on.
There's a slow motion video of a shrimp that's doing something.
What's it doing?
It's got a second slam their claw shot shooting out water and doing that, that producing what's
known as the cavitation bubble.
That's a negative pressure bubble that classes produces extremes.
Heat makes light and is an audible snapping sound as a bubble powerful enough to stun.
To kill prey.
What is it?
It kills prey.
I know, but what is it shooting at it?
It's shooting something at it.
No, it's just the force of the claw clapping so fast and hard.
Is that the water is shooting at it?
Yeah, it's moving it so fast that it's the cavitation.
God.
Negative pressure.
Of the water.
And it's really loud as well.
Yeah, it's like.
I mean, it sounds just like that.
Huh.
I've never been around shrimp that are.
I mean, well, I mean, they they have actual.
I mean, the actual whatever you guys are doing.
Can you pull up the actual sound and see if we can hear it?
Incredible special attack move.
Did you catch it?
I heard it.
It happens fast.
That footage was shot at 11000 frames per second.
Go to the next one.
You're not going to hear it.
They're slamming their claws shut, shooting out water and in doing that.
Oh, there you go.
You hear that?
Oh my God, he broke them open.
This animal's blow is as fast as the speed of that's the mantis.
Oh, God.
You hear that?
Oh, shit.
Oh my God, he broke them open.
I heard.
Oh, shit.
He broke him.
The speed of a 22 caliber bullet.
And as if that wasn't enough, it has the strongest blow of any animal in the world.
Its blow is so strong and fast that it generates bubbles with a temperature similar to the
surface of the sun evaporating the water around it.
I think we just figured out what's killing the blue whales.
Bubbles come out.
Divers and fishermen warn.
No, I'm not fucking around.
We need to harvest that power.
They don't know.
They don't know why these whales are coming up on the beaches.
That dude with the sound by this is, oh, shit, he sounds like that dude on the P. Diddy's
party.
Oh, that's too much too soon.
We're not ready for that yet.
I mean, wow, we went the full circle.
We got a tiger, tiger shrimp.
Manta shrimp.
It's time for a cookie.
Boozy baking company.
Your drinking problems.
The balcony is distilling baby blue corn whiskies.
Snicker doodle.
No, no, no.
Is that right?
Sticker booze.
Oh, I got to do that again.
Balcones distilling baby blue corn whiskey.
Snicker booze.
Oh, look who's coming over like super quick.
It's like a snickerdoodle.
There you go.
But it's better because it has booze.
You've been sharing the whole time.
Jeff hasn't shared where shit I've noticed.
I was the first before anyone thought of it.
Well, you don't get two samples.
What the?
You got a whole cookie out of this.
Oh, my God.
Snicker booze.
Wow.
This is ridiculous, Michael.
Baby blue corn.
Yeah.
First of all, Balcones.
I really enjoy Balcones.
They put out a lot of fantastic products.
My favorite from Balcones is...
Jeff help me out.
What is that?
Rumble.
The rumble.
They don't make it anymore.
Yeah, well, I still have a full bottle, but actually do I?
We have some out there.
It's not full though.
Damn.
Yeah, the rumble.
The texture of that one, because there's no chips in it.
Yeah.
It is...
Thank you.
I don't even know how to describe it.
It's so gooey.
It's just soft and...
It's very buttery.
It goes really well with that whiskey.
Yes.
Because it's got the sweetness to it.
It's got a little bit of spice.
So it goes well with the cinnamon.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
Did you say cinnamon?
Cinnamon, guys.
Cinnamon.
It's really well with cinnamon, but it's got that nice sweet from the corn whiskey.
We also make it with their Texas One whiskey, their single malt.
Nice.
It's amazing.
I mean, Jeff's starting to get...
Like he's speechless.
He's starting to get emotional.
So it's almost like eating raw cookie dough.
That's how gooey it is.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
But it's so soft and you just smash it with your tongue.
There's egg in there, right?
Yeah.
Of course.
Yes, it's cooked.
How long do you cook them?
Is that a secret?
That's a secret.
All right.
Well, very good.
Yeah.
He did more than 48 hours.
He doesn't cook it.
He probably freezes it.
He uses the Tiger Pop shrimp.
Yeah.
Really?
Did you hear him?
He was like, that's hotter than the sun.
Get the fuck out of here.
Shut the hell up.
Seriously, that's over the top.
I mean, that would create a black hole if it was him.
Yeah.
I can see it now.
You're baking the cookies and your wife's like, that's hotter than the sun.
Maybe not.
Well, like a mantis shrimp.
Yes.
Another, a 10, a perfect 10.
The Snicker Boozle.
I can guess.
I'm not going to, but I can sense some of it.
I'm thinking-
You've never baked anything.
How would you do this?
Well, you know what?
My wife.
That was the kindest way to say shut the fuck up.
Like literally ever.
I have tons and tons of cookie experiences that my wife has failed and I watched them.
Oh God.
Good thing she does not listen to this podcast.
She is an incredible chef.
She could cook.
She could, she, there's nothing.
Do whatever.
It's trial and error, man.
But the cookie thing, she can't do it.
She can't.
She can't do it.
Her cookies are awful, huh?
No, no.
I didn't say that.
Oh.
She just always overcooks them.
So based on that, I'm thinking there's got to be some sort of under cooking going on
or-
It's also ingredients has a play in it as well.
It does.
Ingredients, maybe the alcohol.
I don't know.
I'm kind of trying to figure this out.
I'm definitely not the authority like you guys said.
No, I'm not.
I love that.
You've never baked anything in your life.
I took his words.
We said last half.
Like, the translation of that is shut the fuck up.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Well, gentlemen, yeah, once again, a 10.
And what a great way to phrase it too, the snickerboozle.
Yes.
Very clever.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's very popular.
Very cool.
All right.
Well, you know, that was our cookie break.
Now on to-
You know, I was going to bring up one thing to jump back into politics really quick.
Uh-oh.
It's kind of a voting thing.
Just kind of like throw it out there.
You know, the whole 10 to 20 million vote variance.
I know.
You know, and people are kind of like our dudes like us listeners out there.
By the way, check us out at dudeslikeus-podcast on Instagram and Facebook.
Check out the Boozy Baking Company.
Nice.
Dot com.
You got it.
God bless.
I'm getting better.
Well done.
There you go.
A lot of progress.
Amazing.
Also dudeslikeus-woodcrafting.
If we can make pedicab wax give our key chains a bone, we can, um, petty wax.
All right.
Can we do a little deeper dive into Pattiwax?
Do we make Pattiwax?
Walk us through that, Jeff.
When you make a Pattiwack, walk us through what you do.
That's an old song, isn't it?
Is it Mr. Producer?
So, we have a 1992, the...
We're basically talking about the voting system.
This is the popular vote.
Because this is like, you know, Trump won the Electoral college.
And he won the popular vote.
So the Democrats, almost 45 million in 92 with Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton in 96 was 47.5 million.
In the year 2000, George Bush won and he had 50 million.
George Bush won with 62 million in 2004.
62.
In 2008, 69 million for Barack Obama.
69.
Yeah, and by the way, that was like, he was the golden child.
He was like the hope and change.
He was like, brought everybody to the polls to vote.
He brought it all.
So in 2012, he went to 65 million.
2016, Donald Trump won with 62 million, almost 63 million.
In 2020, 81 million for President-elect Biden.
How does that happen?
Yeah, that's a weird.
And Donald Trump did 74.5 million.
How does that happen?
It just doesn't add up.
No.
In the fact that Harris won with, or Harris lost with what, 50 million?
No, no, no.
48 million?
No, she actually topped 70.
So that's at least.
I don't believe that.
Well, I mean, that's what the vote count is now, but Trump's still ahead by like four
or five million.
But it's a strange statistical anomaly.
That's all I'll say.
Yeah.
So you're saying the gap is closed from 20 million to five?
So yeah, well.
So what does Trump have now?
75, you said?
75 versus 72.
Look up what the current count.
So that's a six million dollar difference.
Yeah.
Six million dollar man.
Six million votes.
Yeah, what's the current vote count for the national?
Popular vote.
There we go.
75.
I almost said 72, right?
So there we go.
That's only a six million dollar difference.
Yeah.
Six million dollars.
Votes.
So it doesn't look as egregious as it did a week ago.
But that's not the comparison we're making.
We're making the comparison to how many people voted.
Well, again.
The total number of votes.
Three.
So there's about 145 ish.
146 million.
Before it was 150.
So that's about 10 million, right?
Well, there's 149.5, right?
So what was the total vote count in 2020?
Look that up.
Margin change from 2020.
The total one was 95 and a half.
Margin change from 2020.
That's perfect.
Click on that link right there in the middle.
Well, it's 95 and a half million.
No, it's going to be a lot higher than that.
For both?
Yeah, it was 81 and 77.
So what?
I'm sorry.
I meant to say 165.
165.
In 2020, it was 81 and 77.
So now we're looking at 71 and 74.
75 and 72.
So why can't we not look at that difference?
81 plus 74 is 165.
And so now we're sitting at 150.
Yeah, that's a fuck ton of votes that are missing.
That's not right.
I know.
Something doesn't...
So again, whether it's true or not, I know one of the excuses says, well, that's when
everyone was voting from home.
That was all the mail and shit.
Does that account for 15 million people?
It does not.
I don't think so.
And I think that's one of the reasons they said, well, a lot more people were able to
vote last time because of the mail-in process.
Yeah, but did the mail-in voting go away?
A lot of the rules, yeah, because some of those states made specific rules last time
that are not there this time.
Oh, okay.
Well, fair enough.
And then I think they tightened down stuff as well.
Correct.
I mean, they started to put in place some things that got...
Correct.
Yeah, okay.
I understand that.
So whether that's what it was or not, those 15 million people would have voted this time
if they had the ability to.
I don't know.
So I don't know.
Right.
We'll see.
All right.
So this is a little bit of a left turn, but I want to talk about something else that's
on our list, and that is the Beatles.
I don't know.
The Beatles.
Remember the Beatles?
So they have their first Grammy hit ever, and it's called Now and Then.
And it was George Harrison, the two surviving members, George Harrison and Ringo Starr.
And they...
George Harrison's dead.
No, not George Harrison.
Paul McCartney.
Thank you.
Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr.
And they did an AI assisted, and I would love for you guys to chime in on how you feel about
this, but AI assisted George Harrison and John Lennon vocals, along with Paul McCartney
and Ringo Starr.
Making them sound young again.
Making...
Well, no, not making them sound young again.
Does it sound like 90 year old Paul McCartney?
I don't know.
You'd have to look it up.
Can you play Now and Then, the Beatles?
And anyway, that was their very last song that they never recorded.
And so they finished it with AI assistance.
What does that mean though?
It won a Grammy.
So...
Well, that's interesting.
Yes.
AI assist, but what does that mean?
So the AI brought in John Lennon and George Harrison's voices.
A hundred percent?
I think so.
Well, you said they recorded them back then.
No, no, no, no, no.
Did they bring it on cassette tape?
Well, I don't know.
I don't know the answer to that.
That's a good question.
So I would love to know the background of this because this brings up a whole AI assisted
AI kind of conversation.
Go ahead, Mr. Producer.
Play it.
It sucks.
And this is the first Grammy they've ever...
This is the first Grammy the Beatles have ever won, by the way.
That's the Ringo Starr.
Yeah.
Oh, he's got the cassette player, the TDK.
TDK, I remember that.
It's tapes.
All right, got a little...
Sounding all right there.
Acoustical lead in there.
So this is...
That is Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney.
No.
That is George Harrison.
Are you sure?
The other guy was George Harrison.
Yeah.
Not a fan already.
I'm not a Beatles fan.
Are you communist?
I guess.
That's all right.
That's Ringo Starr.
Look at that old meter.
Okay, that is George Harrison.
So that might be some older video that they're using.
That might be old video, yeah.
Michael, are you a fan of the Beatles?
Yeah, because they're not singing that.
Somewhat.
Yeah?
I mean...
What bands did you grow up listening to?
The Stones.
Stones?
Yeah.
I mean, that's kind of where I land musically.
Stones, Rush, Toto, Pink Floyd.
Rod Stewart.
Rod Stewart, yeah.
The Faces.
Okay.
Yeah, those are all...
I mean, we grew up listening to Satisfaction from...
Hold on, that's Rolling Stones, but...
What was the other band you said?
Rolling Stones and who?
The Faces.
Oh, I don't even know who that is.
Who are the Faces?
Pull up some Faces songs.
What?
The Faces.
Stay With Me.
Rod Stewart.
Yeah, that was Rod Stewart's baby before he went solo.
Oh, is that what it was?
Oh, okay.
Rod Stewart fronted Faces.
Yeah.
I had never heard...
Ronnie Wood was their guitarist.
I've never heard this before.
This is very insightful information.
Ooh la la.
You would know ooh la la.
Yeah, ooh la la gets a lot of play on commercials.
Yeah, play ooh la la.
I guarantee you'll recognize it.
Ooh la la.
I think I have that in my playlist.
I actually knew their keyboard player.
I don't think I've ever heard of this.
This is great.
I'm kind of curious about this.
Yeah.
You've heard it before.
Here we go.
I see.
Rod Stewart, he was a...
My boy's still walking around with a bikini on the beach.
He's a fricking 70-something.
Why?
We don't need that.
Oh, yeah, of course, yeah.
Yeah, I got this about five years ago.
Yeah, I got this in my playlist.
I'm holding out here.
I need to hear it.
It's a good sing-along song.
I have to know this, right?
Yeah, you'll recognize it.
Yeah.
It has a really long intro.
It's been covered by a million people.
It's been on a bunch of commercials.
I'm not ringing a bell yet.
But you'll know the chorus.
I will?
I don't know, but...
All right, move it along.
This is old enough where we're not going to get a strike on this, right?
Oh, good, good, good.
Here we go.
This is the chorus.
All right, here it is.
Now, this is like a commercial scene, I think, right?
I'm getting nothing here.
You're in Singapore at the time.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, you're in Bangladesh.
Yeah.
I don't think it was either one of those.
All right, that's good enough, Mr. Producer.
That's good though.
I like it.
Where's the ooh la la part?
Ooh, they said it a few times.
Oh, they said it already?
Ooh la la.
Okay.
It's near the end, yeah.
Ooh la la.
It's mostly near the end.
I don't think I've heard that song.
Oh, you need...
That's sad, right?
Good band.
It's a good, yeah.
Is there something wrong with me?
You like Rod Stewart?
I don't mind him.
Go back and watch your faces.
So it's when Rod Stewart was into blues music.
Okay.
Very into blues.
Okay, okay.
And then Ronnie Wood before he was in Stones after Jeff Beck.
Very nice.
Well, Jeff Beck's an impeccable guitarist.
Very, very much so.
All right, so but going back to my original point about The Beatles, how do you guys feel
about them reinventing sounds that don't exist, that don't...
I don't care.
That are AI assisted stuff?
Because I will tell you also...
As long as they call it out.
Because also Randy Travis, right?
Randy Travis has also had some serious throat issues and he can't sing like he used to.
No, he had a stroke.
Well, that too.
But I think he can't sing.
Because he had a stroke.
Well, okay.
I'm just saying.
He can't sing.
Thanks, Jeff.
Yeah, you made your point.
Did he have a stroke or something?
Yeah.
He had a stroke.
Michael, how'd you cue in on that?
I don't know.
Just vague memory.
Right.
So the point is he can't sing like he used to.
You know what?
He had a stroke.
Wow.
He went into a studio and they recreated his own voice through his songs that he's already...
Are we getting...
I don't have a problem.
How we feel about that?
I don't have a problem with that.
I look forward to it.
I think as long as it's called out and they don't try to pass it around as original shit.
Right.
I'm fine with it.
I'm good with it too.
I think it's interesting.
I think the owner of the voice gets credit for it.
So the AI owner of the voice?
No, the person.
Rainey Travis.
Yeah, but you got the guy that...
Well, I'm sure he's got some kind of contractual thing.
Hey, I helped create the song, so I'm a writer or whatever.
He's getting some credit as well.
But I think the royal...
The singer gets...
At the end of the day, it's someone like Paul with his little cell phone asking Chet GPT,
hey, I need you to duplicate this voice.
Easy, easy now.
You know what?
I'm just saying it's that easy.
It really is.
It is.
So it's just like, man, I have a hard time giving credit to AI.
AI is going to be coming up with all kinds of stuff.
I mean, AI is coming up with artwork.
We have no idea.
Massive amounts of artwork that is just mind boggling.
Well, I tell you what, I think AI is going to hit a peak here probably sometime because
it takes so much energy to go to the next level and we're not prepared for it.
We don't have...
Energy.
We're talking about stimuli.
Electricity.
Like data centers.
Like electricity, yeah.
To support data centers.
Correct.
To do all the computation, I mean, it takes up so much energy and there's a race for AI
and China is building a bunch of nuclear reactors.
To support AI.
Good Lord.
Yes.
So there's a race to get there and we're not winning it right now because our infrastructure
is not there.
We're not allowed to build nuclear.
We're not allowed to build new coal plants.
We don't have the infrastructure to charge our EV cars, you know?
Which is ridiculous with the fossil fuel issues that they're thinking, which we're starting
to party.
Hey, but we have a new sheriff in town.
Right.
We're going to start to exploit our local resources.
Drill, baby, drill.
Yeah.
And there's going to be a peak of AI until the electricity and the energy thing is figured
out.
That's a good point.
Postinal figure.
Yeah.
Oh, whatever.
We don't want to get into is what we're drinking.
And I'll tell you what, I got a little buzz going on.
I don't know if it's the cookies or.
Well, we need to have this last cookie too while we talk about here at the end.
Are you seriously being surprised by a buzz at the end of the second half of a podcast?
No, it's just a little uncomfortable buzz.
I feel like it's going to be a little uncomfortable.
A different kind of buzz.
So this is Heaven's Hill grain to glass whiskeys.
This is a new series for Heaven's Hill.
I do believe.
Our master distiller works with Bex hybrids to select a new corn seed varietal.
The corn seed varietal is probably displayed on the label along with a unique mash bill
different from our traditional rye whisky mash bill.
Six years old.
The first edition of Heaven Hill glassed grained glass, Kentucky straight rye whiskey, age for
six years in a Rick house.
W3 not sure what that is on the third floor.
I'll tell you what, it is amazing.
You know how you could put a God bless a bottle or a barrel in a Rick house on the first floor,
second floor, third floor, fourth floor, east, west, north, south, and how it's going to
affect it that much.
It's amazing.
Incredibly.
Yes.
So I mean just the fact that the saying, you know, it's on the third, fourth and fifth floors
of Rick house W3.
It's just it blows me away.
It's crazy.
All right.
So it's bottled a barrel proof without chute filtration, 123.2 proof.
And you can taste every bit of it.
It's astounding.
Yeah.
I, I, I'm joining the hell out of this.
Rye whiskey, heaven to heaven, uh, grained glass.
I can't even freaking talk.
It's not even, it's not a bourbon.
It's a rye whiskey.
So obviously, uh, I wish I knew what the match bill was, but it's obviously more than 51
percent rye.
You can, you can taste the corn in it.
There's yeah, there's definitely some corn sweetness in there.
I'm picking up a lot of, actually I'm picking up a lot of sweetness in this compared to
the Pikesville that we had earlier.
I think this is sweeter.
Even though it is.
And I said that one was sweet.
It's great.
And stone fruit.
This reeks, this reeks of stone fruit.
Yeah.
This rye whiskey has aromas of rye spice, caramel, toasted oak, black pepper, vanilla
and dried fruit.
I'm picking up the, uh, the black pepper and the nose.
The pallet is a bold and full bodied with flavors of cinnamon clove and nutmeg.
This, you know what?
That's very interesting that you said that, Jeff, this nose, this is the first time that
the nose has been spicier than the finish.
Yeah.
The nose is, I think it's pretty spicy on this.
I'm picking up though.
But the finish is nowhere near the nose in terms of, uh, the finish is long and warming
with notes of spice and oak.
It is long.
It's definitely long.
It's like a white pepper kind of long.
I took a little sip of it about 20 minutes ago.
Yeah, you did.
I, I felt it for five minutes.
Yeah, it is.
It's, it's, it's like a white pepper.
And we questioned that.
I was like, well, what is the difference between black pepper and white pepper?
And Jeff went downstairs and grabbed the white pepper.
And that is the reason it does last long.
It sits in your mouth and it's, it's not a painful, uncomfortable taste.
It's just on your tongue and it resonates.
And that's what this is doing.
I've got the mashmallow guys from the bottle.
All right.
What I'll just throw it out there.
What percentage of rye do you think it is?
Three.
Okay.
That's a really bad guess.
Michael, what's your guess?
I don't have any idea.
It's more than you can, you can guarantee to be more than 51% because it's a rye whiskey,
not a bourbon.
It's got a lot of corn.
I'm thinking probably 70% rye.
What do you think, Michael?
Yeah, I go with, I go with 70.
That sounds like a decent number.
I'll go a 63.
You fucker.
You looked it up, didn't you?
What are you talking about?
That is amazing.
It is 63%.
You're a loser.
It is 63%.
Sorry, I got that.
I've got a pickable palette.
Okay.
And what percent corn?
Since you're on a roll.
I would feel comfortable saying seven.
Michael?
I think it's higher than that.
I'll go 10.
Jeff?
I'm thinking it's probably around the 15 range.
You both all underbid.
It's 24.
That was my next guess.
I knew that.
That was my next guess.
And finally, rounding it out with a 13% malt.
So 63, 24, 13.
That's great.
Yeah, so this is...
What?
Why are you laughing?
Because Austin told me 63.
You fucker.
I knew it.
I knew you...
Sorry, I couldn't laugh.
Oh, should we have the family connection here?
A little collusion going on.
Yeah, yeah.
Dad, you're not going to lose.
I got your back.
You gave me cookies.
You failed on the corn, son.
Right?
Dad, you taught me that we don't fail.
That's right.
What is that all about?
You suck.
The Grand Glass Whiskeys are made with special corn variety developed by Heaven Hill in partnership
with the Indiana-based Bex Hybrids.
The whiskies are aged at Heaven Hill's Cox Creek Rick House site in Nelson County, Kentucky.
Oh, very erotic.
Yes.
Cock Hill?
No.
Is that what you said?
No, I said Cox Creek Rick House.
It's plural.
Oh, Cox.
Nelson County.
More than one cock?
Yes.
Interesting.
In a creek?
In a creek.
At the same time?
Yes.
It's okay.
All right.
So, we have to rate it, and the proof, gentlemen, was 123.23, which means it puts it in an elite
category.
Yeah.
I don't think this is up there for me as far as compared to what our top ones are out there.
Really?
I'm thinking high sevens for me for this rate.
Think about the finish.
Think about the finish on this.
I am.
Despite the fact that it's 123.
I'm thinking the seven eight for me.
Seven or eight?
Oh, 7.8.
7.8.
Really?
That's high.
That's a good rating.
No, it's very, very good, but it's not anywhere close to the nines we were giving.
Okay, I get it.
Some of the better stuff we had out there.
I'm going with 8.2.
Whoa.
Yeah.
This is one of the best rides I have ever tasted.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm going to not match that.
I'm going to go 7.9.
All right.
It's a rate on the cusp of an eight.
In fact, I would go 7.9.5.
Can't do that.
We don't go to the hundredths and thousands.
I don't think that's written down.
Michael, any sort of rating for you?
I'm going to go a little lower.
I want to say a 7.7.
Okay, I need you to leave.
Sorry, I lost my cool.
The only reason I say that is I do think it has a little bit of a bite on the back end
for me.
Really?
It's that pepper, I think.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Which was maybe a little uncomfortable.
It'd be really good in a cookie.
You know what?
By the all of these, it would be really good in a snickerbizzle.
I bet it would be.
It's got the spice.
Snicker what?
Snicker.
Snickerboozle.
You got a little slur when you did that last time.
I wanted to clarify that.
What's going on, Michael?
Why are you slurping?
I don't know.
It's almost like I've been drinking too much.
What happened to the half-time popcorn?
I don't know what it is.
All right, we're about out of time.
We need to taste our last cookie here.
The Boozy Baking Company.
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Iron Root Republic Harbinger 115 straight Texas bourbon chocolate chip cookie.
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Open this up.
Harbinger.
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Oh, as soon as you pop this thing up, the aroma just comes out and bites you.
Oh, wow.
I think I smell this one the most.
Man.
Yes.
Yes, I smell it.
Jeff, you okay?
I don't know.
Yeah, you can definitely smell that one.
That's a very strong smell.
God bless.
This is the best podcast ever.
It is.
Congratulations, Michael.
Thank you.
You have the number one rated podcast.
Internally rated.
Internal.
Internal only.
We have no way to rate outside.
I have somebody asking me, how many listeners do you have?
How many comments do you get?
How many?
You ask all these questions.
We have five listeners.
And I'm like, all these questions, I was like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Our analytics are crap.
It's not.
It can't be right.
Oh, but the cookie can be right.
This is amazing.
This is my number two outside of the brimstone.
I don't know.
It's very difficult to rate them.
It is.
As one over the other.
It really is.
Wow.
All right.
Well, this is a 10 again.
In fact, this is like a 10 and a half.
I mean, what say you, producer?
Hold on.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no.
Well, I was going to say the number one for me was the ultimate one.
And then the cherry one.
I don't know.
They're all fucking good, man.
They're all great.
I get the question, which one's your favorite?
Like, you're asking me to pick my favorite kid, right?
Yeah, I can't do that.
It depends on what you're looking for.
I can pick my favorite.
I'm just saying everyone's taste is different.
Yeah.
I mean, we know things.
If you like rum, you're going to love the oatmeal raisin cookie.
If you like oatmeal raisin cookies, you stick rum in it or rye in it, and it's even better.
You haven't talked about non-burban cookies.
So are you saying you're making cookies with rum?
Yeah.
The oatmeal raisin.
We had one.
Oh, shit.
That was the first one.
How did I miss that?
What else are you making it with?
Drunk ass.
I should slap you right now.
What about vodka?
Oh, what the hell, man?
Put down your koozie.
We have not done vodka yet, and we have not done tequila.
The difficulty with both of those is that they are relatively low alcohol, and we get
into the cakey problem.
That's interesting.
So low alcohols.
That tells me and suggests to me that you need something that's over 115 proof.
Well, is that fair?
What makes it better?
The higher proof makes a better cookie.
So just from the taste, not from the difficulty in making it.
From the taste, I hate to say better because they all have different flavors.
It has more influence.
But yeah, I mean, you have the higher proof.
It definitely makes a difference in the cookie.
Well, I'll tell you what.
The Balcones, they have some extremely high proof versions of the ones you're using.
Spex has them.
Still?
Yeah.
In their store pick area, you'll see the blue corn one up there, 130 plus proof.
You know?
And the Balcones has a lot of the high proof stuff.
They're pretty proud of them too, though.
Well, yeah.
Well, probably the 60, $70 range, I would think.
That's not bad.
But they have some pretty high proof stuff of the ones that you're already using.
Yeah, that would be good.
Interesting.
So we have noticed things like people who are not bourbon drinkers tend to like the
Iron Root.
Really?
People who are bourbon drinkers tend to like the 1845.
Well said.
Well played too.
Good reason for that.
Iron Root is a different animal.
Those guys developed their concept from Cognac.
And the corn that was procured, developed right here in Texas, and they've got some
crazy ass corn.
Not normal.
This isn't blue corn, purple.
They've got purple, red, kaleidoscope of colors out there.
And those are two brothers that are willing to experiment.
And they're very innovative in what they're trying to do.
I love that.
Well, a shout out to the Boozy Baking Company.
Michael, thank you for participating tonight.
It was a pleasure having you.
It's been a blast.
I'm hoping you enjoyed it.
And thank you for allowing us to sample it and talk about it.
We recommend our listeners out there to go to the theboozybakingcompany.com website and
ask some questions.
Or order some stuff.
Yeah, I was going to say order something for the holidays because whoever you give it to
is going to appreciate it.
And you brought some full size cookies out there.
They're big.
It's well worth the money, I think.
I think you get a lot for your money.
They are pricing.
But you know what?
The price matches the product.
You get what you pay for.
And so we actually price them based on the price of the booze.
Right.
So the Boozy Baking Company, hats off to you.
It is November 12th.
It's the second half of the podcast.
It really goes fast the second half.
It does.
It just flies on by.
Mr. Producer, spot on tonight.
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
Yes.
Mr. Austin.
Thank you.
Mr. Austin is going to be a chemical engineer someday.
And he's going to be making bourbon of some sort, I think.
Yes.
He's going to come up and solve our issues with energy.
Yes, someday.
With algae.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
And?
And Michael.
I'm sorry, I didn't point to you.
Is that what you were waiting for?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
My brain went somewhere else for a second.
That's all right.
We'll see you next time.