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I don't see nobody else in the room.

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I'm gonna tell you something.

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All right.

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Second half of the Dudes Like Us podcast.

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Check us out on dudes like us dash podcast

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on Instagram and Facebook.

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Check us out on dudes like us dash woodcraft

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at Instagram and Facebook.

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We do some wood crafting stuff.

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You guys are interested to buy some of our dudes like us

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swag, it's available for you.

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We got all kinds of fun stuff.

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All kinds of weird stuff.

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And Jeff is basically our wood crafter.

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He is our wood crafter.

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We need to make you your cards.

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Yep, thank you.

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I need to get to startle on that.

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We need to make one for Larry as well.

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Larry, did we make one for you yet?

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A card?

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Oh, I guess we didn't.

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Shh, that's a piece of pride.

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You did give me a refrigerator magnet.

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Yeah, it doesn't matter.

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This is nothing.

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I'm very proud of it.

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Well, you got a couple more.

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You have it displayed.

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I do, I sure do.

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You got damn right I do.

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You got it in your refrigerator?

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I have it on my gun case.

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My gun cabinet.

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Are you safe?

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Yeah.

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I've showed up at people's houses

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for some Christmas parties.

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A couple times last year too.

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I bring three or four in my pocket

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and I stick one on the refrigerator at their house.

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Kind of covertly.

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It's like, yeah, yeah, you doing.

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Here's a little refrigerator magnet.

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Dudes, I guess I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.

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And I'm Larry the Guest.

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November 6th, 2024.

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I'm excited, man.

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We got Halloween behind us.

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We do?

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We had a great Halloween party.

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I don't know if we even talked about that, did we?

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We did last time, yeah.

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All right, very good.

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We had an Halloween party.

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We got Thanksgiving coming around the corner.

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It is, it's getting close.

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Oh, dude, the fucking, the older we get,

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it's like bam, bam, bam, bam,

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these weeks just keep flying by.

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Did you get your butterball for 99 cents a pound?

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I did not.

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I wasn't interested.

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Did you have a text going with a bunch of guys

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and they were all excited?

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They were.

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Like two, three, and four turkeys?

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Oh, they were thinking like butterball

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was code for something.

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No, so yes, I had a group text

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and somebody saw the 99 cents per pound butterball

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and there was a mound of them, right?

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It wasn't like there were two left, like briskets, right?

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Right.

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And yeah, they were like, oh my God, yeah, get me one.

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I want one, dude.

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So I don't know about those dudes like us listeners out there,

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but some of us, our group at least,

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anytime we see a sale at Kroger, Tom Thumb, whatever it is.

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Usually briskets and pork.

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Briskets, pork butts.

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Ribs.

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Chicken, anything, yeah, anything that's kind of like

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out of the ordinary, we're kind of like,

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oh man, we need to get it now.

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It's kind of like our bourbons, you know?

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We get those on special.

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We're like, oh my God, this is not special.

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Then we get the little text message

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from Total Wine, from Stan, Kevin, Tom.

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Actually, who else is out there?

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John.

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John and Tom.

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But I don't get text from them.

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John's the very cool dude, older dude.

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He has a drink station there right there.

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He's awesome.

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Yeah, oh man, I was handing him a key chain.

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He was like, oh, I've already got one.

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And he whips out his key chain.

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He's like, see what I got?

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But you know what, I tell you what,

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I finally came clean with my wife about something.

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Every time we come home from Total Wine,

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I have an extra bottle of something.

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She's like, why do you, why'd you buy that bourbon cream?

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Why'd you buy that coffee liqueur?

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Why did you buy that whatever?

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And I'm like, I finally said to her, listen,

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because I'm an alcoholic, that's why!

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I like it when lies go in, bitch.

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No, no, very good guess though.

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No, no, it's because we go in there

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and we always have samples over and over and over

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from these guys.

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And we've gotten to know them and we never,

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and they make their money on commission

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and we never buy anything from these guys.

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I mean, Sean, you're actually great.

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Yeah, well.

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You do, you buy stuff.

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Anyway, but I was telling Shelly, I was like.

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Yeah, but it sits there, dude, I can't get rid of this shit.

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Well, I know, but so I told Shelly, I was like, listen,

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he makes all these drinks, we chat up all this time

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and I never buy anything.

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So I was like, I needed to, I needed.

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And they're like 10 bucks.

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I needed to buy, so yeah, but I bought pumpkin spice cream.

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I bought bourbon cream and I bought,

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there was another.

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Wolkots.

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There was another cream.

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Yeah, it was Wolkots.

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Anyway, it was good.

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For those dudes like us listeners

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that don't know what we're talking about,

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maybe Larry included in this.

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On Fridays, we traditionally will get together

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as early as we can and we will go hit Total Wine

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for our weekly venture to go procure whatever they've got,

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some sort of whiskey, bourbon.

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Or hopefully unicorns.

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Yeah, we're hoping unicorns.

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And we usually jump at Liquor King first.

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Geographically, we look at a map, we go to Liquor King first,

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then we head a little bit further west

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and we hit Total Wine and then we get,

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we sample a lot of fantastic things over there

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to make sure that we wanna purchase them.

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And we decide, I gotta buy that.

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We bought them at Liquor King.

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Most of the time.

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Most of the time we're like, yeah, that's really good,

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but yeah, I'm not gonna buy any of that.

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All the time I'm doing that.

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But anyway, but I told my wife, that's why I came over.

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And she was like, oh, okay, so you're supporting those guys.

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I was like, yes, I am.

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We've had some pretty shitty samples too there though.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Doesn't matter.

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Yeah, but you gotta try them out.

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And it's kinda, you don't know the shitty

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until you try them. Well, true.

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That's correct.

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But by the way, by the time we walk away from this event,

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I mean, I can visual it like a Warner Brothers cartoon.

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You ever get like the Daffy Duck,

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not Daffy Duck, but what is, it is Daffy Duck.

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In the 25th century, and he's like on a little swing,

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he boom, hits the wall.

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Daffy Duck in the 25th history.

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Wipeout, hits another wall.

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Daffy Duck, ra ra ra ra ra.

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That's the way we are doing the samples,

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because we're kinda like, we hop from store to store

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and the last store is Specs, right?

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And by that time, we're fucking lit.

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Yeah, we're stumbling, we're stumbling into Specs.

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And those people are like.

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Pissing in the parking lot.

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And those people are like, no, no, no, no,

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we're not all pissing in the parking lot.

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Well, you.

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That'd be just be you.

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No.

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I did it once, don't label me.

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You did it on the truck.

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You gotta go, you gotta go, what are you gonna do?

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At least I wasn't shitting on the side of the road.

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Ooh.

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That was in Colorado when they shut the freeway down.

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Did it happen?

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Yes.

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Ha ha ha.

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It did.

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We've told that story a million times.

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Anyway, I would imagine.

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I like that, he's one of the dyslegicates.

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I don't know, it never happened.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Anyway, as we stumble into Specs,

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I'm sure those people are like, oh God, here we go.

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We're so dudes like us.

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Oh man, I don't know.

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Well, I know you guys are big bourbon guys,

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which is fantastic.

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And whenever I've been as a guest to your podcast

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and around you guys, you've always had bourbon neat.

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Yes. Yes.

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Is that what you typically do?

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I mean, or do you ever make mixed drink at Manhattan?

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No, I do not, man.

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On the podcast, it's always neat.

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Old fashions or?

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Yeah, on the podcast, it's always neat.

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I'll make an old fashion for myself.

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Sometimes I'll have it on a cube

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if I'm just sitting downstairs.

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Absolutely.

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But on the podcast, it's always neat.

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Have you ever heard of a drink called a horse neck?

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Horse neck?

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Horse neck.

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I was watching an old movie

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on Turner Classic movies some time ago.

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One of the old black and whites from the 40s or something.

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In the movie, a guy goes into the bar and he goes,

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hey, let me have a horse neck.

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And I thought he was joking.

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The guy's like, all right, hey, ah.

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I don't think that's what it is, Sean.

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The voice is great.

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And I looked it up and it's a thing.

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A horse neck is a real drink.

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It's basically an old fashion made with ginger ale.

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Oh.

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And I've looked up the recipe online.

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Instead of simple syrup.

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Yes.

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And I've made it and it's very good.

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I would imagine.

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It's exactly what it is.

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A horse neck cocktail that's made with ginger ale,

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bitters and a long lemon peel.

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That's wrapped around the inside of the glass.

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A horse neck.

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So maybe next time I go to Applebee's,

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I'll say, I'll have a horse neck.

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Yeah.

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See if they know how to make that.

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Well, it's funny you say that, Jeff,

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because I've tried that at different bars.

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It doesn't work.

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And even like, you know, kind of nice sophisticated bars.

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And I'll tell the bartender,

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yeah, let me have a horse neck.

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And it looks like I've got two.

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That boy's lost his mind.

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Like I've got two heads.

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Horse neck.

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And I say, yeah, it's a thing.

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It's a thing.

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And they look it up on their phone and go,

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all right, I'll be, god damn, it is a thing.

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So they'll make it.

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If Jeff asked for it, they'd be like,

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sir, you need to leave.

273
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Well, you know what?

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Like Paul will drink.

275
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Well, first of all, I'll let you tell you,

276
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say what you drink.

277
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I like drinking my neat.

278
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Even at home, I will sip on it.

279
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If I mix it with anything, it'll be like a club soda,

280
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and maybe a splash of water.

281
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I don't like to put ice in it.

282
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I don't like diluting it.

283
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Period.

284
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I like to drink it just the way it is.

285
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And a lot of times I drink it

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just the way it is in the podcast.

287
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I'll have a sip of that and I'll drink a beer.

288
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And my bourbon will last an hour.

289
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You're a man's man, Sean Murphy.

290
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You know what?

291
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It's, I'll tell you the number one reason

292
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is because I've been, it's not that I,

293
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well, first of all, I enjoy it.

294
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But I also really enjoy the old fashions,

295
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the Manhattans, the bourbon and cokes,

296
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the bourbon and spice, the horse neck.

297
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I will enjoy the shit out of all those.

298
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The problem is, way too much sugar for me.

299
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You drink 25 of them.

300
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Oh yeah, and then you would drink fucking so many of them.

301
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Because with our palate, you know,

302
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I mean, it's just like, it's not strong.

303
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It's like drinking tea.

304
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It's like wham, bam, wham, bam, wham, bam.

305
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It's like drinking a soft drink.

306
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So when you can pour yourself a little five ounce drink,

307
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that five ounce drink, you can't sip.

308
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I mean, I can't.

309
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It's very difficult.

310
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So I know I can sip this.

311
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You know, and I can control it.

312
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Because I find, for me, I find I get shit faced

313
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if I start mixing drinks.

314
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Like I can't go to your house and drink what you drink.

315
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Otherwise I'll be, yeah, safety doming it all night.

316
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,440
Oh yeah, never.

317
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Well, the sugar is what gets me.

318
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I really can't drink.

319
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You'll be safety doming it.

320
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Jack and Coke.

321
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Yeah, there you go.

322
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Because we used to go to Dee Dee's

323
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and we'd get Jack and Cokes.

324
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And I'd have like, we'd have five or six of them.

325
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I'd feel like shit before I left the bar.

326
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Right, the amount of sugar.

327
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Let's be fair.

328
00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,440
When we first started going to Dee Dee's

329
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in downtown Frisco, they had a bartender there

330
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that was loading it up.

331
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Oh yes, he was.

332
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Dude, we had one Jack and Coke

333
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and I was like, we gotta go home now.

334
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Strong pours.

335
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Maybe not one, but by the end of the second one,

336
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I was like, holy shit, this guy's insane.

337
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Because we would be like,

338
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because most of the drinkers out there,

339
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I'll take a single tall.

340
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,360
And you'd be like a triple tall.

341
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It would be insane.

342
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,880
I don't know how much you poured in there.

343
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,200
And we tipped the shit out of him.

344
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,760
But then they changed,

345
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the management's always been the same.

346
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,560
He left, but then they changed the dynamic.

347
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,120
The owner of Ford slash general manager,

348
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,640
he was kind of like, oh, you know what?

349
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:23,920
I'm not gonna drink anymore.

350
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,320
But whatever, it happens all the time.

351
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,720
These guys that work bars that are managing it,

352
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,080
it's so easy for them to drink.

353
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,240
They get stuck in a habit.

354
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,200
He broke, good for him.

355
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,240
He broke the trend and he stopped drinking.

356
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And when he stopped drinking,

357
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,560
he started really grinding down on those numbers

358
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and learned that his bar can make a lot of money.

359
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,040
And we started going back to it and we're like, fuck that.

360
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,600
Buffalo Trace, you want 20 bucks a drink?

361
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,440
Right.

362
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,280
Here?

363
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,120
Right.

364
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:49,940
No, I'm out.

365
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:50,780
I'm out.

366
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,280
So it was, I mean, I would spend 10 bucks.

367
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:57,080
I mean, I think 10 bucks is too much, but no.

368
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,000
So we stopped going there.

369
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,320
And I actually really enjoyed going to Deedee's.

370
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,160
Yeah.

371
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,120
I mean, they had live entertainment sometimes.

372
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,440
They had a little acoustical band out there on the patio.

373
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,280
Yeah.

374
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,120
This time of year, it's fucking wonderful out there.

375
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,320
Nice little bar out inside.

376
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,440
It's a cool little place.

377
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,080
Yeah, it's nice and the food is great.

378
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,120
Yeah, really good food.

379
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,760
Yeah, and it's just, it's unfortunate,

380
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,080
but I don't want to steer people away from that

381
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,520
because if you want a good time to take your family,

382
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,120
because it's family friendly,

383
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,600
during the family friendly hours,

384
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,840
and then at nighttime, it's kind of gets off the hook.

385
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,660
I mean, the reality is a $10 drink is probably normal.

386
00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:32,040
Like if you find an $8 drink, that's pretty good.

387
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,760
You find a $4 happy hour drink

388
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,240
or a $6 happy hour drink, damn.

389
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,080
It's all syrup.

390
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,480
That's good shit, right?

391
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,320
Yeah.

392
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,160
So that's the unfortunate thing.

393
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,600
I mean, but if you go to the Star,

394
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,480
you're talking 15, 16 dollar drinks.

395
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,880
I mean, it is what it is, right?

396
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,360
I mean, they're all trying to make their money,

397
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,560
I guess, to pay for that lease, right?

398
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,400
For that rent space.

399
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,240
You know, it's expensive.

400
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,060
And our kids go there.

401
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,240
I'm like, how do you afford to go there?

402
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,800
Yeah, they go to Sidecar and they get fucking blown up.

403
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,640
But they'll pay rent.

404
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,040
Yeah, that's true.

405
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:00,940
It's crazy.

406
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,920
I don't know, I don't know.

407
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,600
But going back to what I drink.

408
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,280
So I've got three scenarios.

409
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:08,160
When it's with the guys, we're drinking neat.

410
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,320
We're drinking neat bourbons that we pull out,

411
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,720
that single barrels that maybe we haven't had in a while.

412
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,200
Yeah, like if they come over to my house,

413
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,200
it's a sample.

414
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,040
Yeah.

415
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:18,880
Let's try this, let's try this.

416
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,960
And over to Paul's house the same way.

417
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,200
Yeah, we bring out the good stuff.

418
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,240
We don't come over to Jeff's house,

419
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,040
maybe by design, because we'll come up here,

420
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,240
we'll be like, oh.

421
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,560
I want all of them.

422
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,760
Because it's not fair.

423
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,600
I mean, it's not fair for Paul and Jeff

424
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,840
to come over here and dip into this.

425
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,960
It's not fair for Jeff to do it,

426
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,800
even though if you did, I wouldn't care.

427
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,280
I don't, I don't drink any of it.

428
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,800
Whatever, but I'm just saying, you know,

429
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,840
if we came, if we were to come over here, we'd get,

430
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,120
I don't know, maybe we should.

431
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:44,960
Maybe we should.

432
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,280
Maybe we clear some of that shit out in there.

433
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,480
Yeah, there's a lot, because we, you know what,

434
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,360
I was looking at, I was diving in some of that stuff

435
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,680
during the halftime, and we've got a Gentleman Jack

436
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,520
in there, 80 proof.

437
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,720
I mean, we need to have that on the shelf.

438
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,880
Maybe we ought to leave that in there.

439
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,920
That's good stuff, man.

440
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920
Gentleman Jack.

441
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,400
So how many bottles do you have?

442
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,000
And for the listeners, what we're talking about is

443
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,320
these guys get two bottles of bourbon

444
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,520
for each show to taste test, right?

445
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,360
One for the first half, one for the second half.

446
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,000
You comment about it on the show here.

447
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,840
Right.

448
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,960
Well, that leaves like, what, a half a bottle of bourbon

449
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,680
still, so you have these bottles stored

450
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,720
in this shelf in your house.

451
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,600
I would say there's 50?

452
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,440
No, no.

453
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,280
There's over 200.

454
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,360
Yeah, there's that much?

455
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,200
Yes.

456
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,280
There's probably about 100 centivibre,

457
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,400
because we've cleared a few out

458
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,640
and we've slowed down the purchasing,

459
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:37,080
because we're getting a little more picky on what we buy.

460
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,600
There's probably about 175 out there.

461
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,040
So there was a period.

462
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,560
175 half full bottles of bourbon.

463
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:47,360
Yeah, probably more, but the process was,

464
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,080
we were buying a bottle each every week.

465
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:54,600
So we were buying 20, 30, $40 bottles, sometimes 50.

466
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,280
Ooh, that's a lot of money.

467
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,120
Big standard.

468
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:57,960
And then, you know.

469
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,800
$50?

470
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,640
Well, Jeff would buy a $50 bottle,

471
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,400
Paul would buy a 40 and I'd buy a 20.

472
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,240
I mean, eh.

473
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,680
And they're like, you son of a bitch.

474
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,920
What the fuck's going on here?

475
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,760
So it's just kind of like,

476
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,440
and then so every week we started,

477
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,880
well then we started figuring out, all right, well look.

478
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,040
It got to the point where we started upping it up.

479
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,960
I want to get that, but it's too fucking expensive.

480
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,680
All right, well, let's go three ways on it.

481
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,680
Okay, we're like, okay, well that just, boom,

482
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,760
blew up our minds.

483
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,560
Now we were able to afford the $80 ones,

484
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,360
$100 ones, $150 ones, $200 ones.

485
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,600
And save money.

486
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,440
Yeah.

487
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,280
Save money, actually, yeah.

488
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,080
So, I mean, it worked out great

489
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,880
and we get a wider selection.

490
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,360
Like we've got a Garrison Brothers out there,

491
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,160
which I would never tell people to drink.

492
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,400
However, from our latest experiences.

493
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,240
Damn.

494
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,560
I've turned a corner with Garrison.

495
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,400
That's good shit.

496
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,220
Yeah.

497
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,060
It's really exciting.

498
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:41,900
It's great.

499
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:42,720
We got the Cowboy that was just released,

500
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,200
the Hazmat from Garrison Brothers.

501
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,640
We haven't had it yet.

502
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,480
It's out there.

503
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,480
We're waiting for a special moment

504
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,720
to crack it during the podcast.

505
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,640
It may be coming up on either the new year

506
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,800
or prior to the new year.

507
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,640
I don't know.

508
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,840
What's the most expensive one that you've bought?

509
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,680
The Cowboy.

510
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,520
That one.

511
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,800
You're gonna choke when we tell you how much that bottle is.

512
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,640
Tell me.

513
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,480
How much was it?

514
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,320
Tell me.

515
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,160
It's 260.

516
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,000
Wow.

517
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:04,840
One bottle.

518
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,680
280 a tax.

519
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,160
A 750 milliliter bottle for $260.

520
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,440
That's hard to stomach.

521
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,280
But.

522
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,120
I don't even think that was before tax, I think.

523
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:14,960
That was before tax.

524
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,800
Yeah.

525
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,640
Ugh.

526
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,480
And you know what?

527
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,680
I'm okay with that.

528
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,600
I really am.

529
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,160
Because when you split it three ways

530
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,500
and you use it in which we do use it,

531
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,560
we sample it, we grade it,

532
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,440
we rate it and we let people know what it tastes like.

533
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,260
I'm excited.

534
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,240
I can't wait to try it.

535
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,200
Yeah, we're gonna enjoy it.

536
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,840
We'll enjoy it multiple times.

537
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,680
Yeah.

538
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,520
It's also our cologne.

539
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,360
Yeah.

540
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,200
Right.

541
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,440
And our mouthwash.

542
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,280
Yeah.

543
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,800
When I was down at,

544
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:44,360
I went down to Still Austin this past weekend

545
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,080
and took the tour.

546
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,440
And we were in a group.

547
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,160
It was my wife and I and another couple

548
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,720
that she knows through work.

549
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,080
He lives down there.

550
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,400
And we did the Still Austin and we did the tour

551
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,440
and there were a couple other guys and their wives.

552
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,820
And we did the tour and when we got back,

553
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,120
we got the visiting, right?

554
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,120
Cause we all had samples.

555
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,740
We all, everyone's loosened up a little bit.

556
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,680
So we're all visiting and talking.

557
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,760
And one of the guys was really excited

558
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:21,160
about Garrison Brothers and just bourbon in general.

559
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,160
And I let him know that we just picked up the cowboy

560
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,000
and his eyes got huge.

561
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,160
And he's like, really, you got one of those?

562
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,000
Oh wow.

563
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,240
He goes, I heard that when they released that

564
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:36,240
at the distillery, the line of cars to get in there

565
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,520
were hundreds and hundreds of cars long.

566
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,360
That is insane.

567
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,200
We got lucky.

568
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,040
That's insane.

569
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,880
I'm not gonna say which liquor store notified us

570
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,960
because I don't want to get anybody in trouble.

571
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,800
But we have these relationships

572
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,440
because we go to these different liquor stores

573
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,000
and we buy stuff and we're regular customers.

574
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,440
We don't spend a million dollars there,

575
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,880
but we spend more than the average bear.

576
00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,720
We do.

577
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,560
And so, and plus we've got the relationships.

578
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,360
When they're we goof up, we do dudes like us.

579
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,320
We give them little trinkets and we goof off

580
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,200
and we invite some of them on the podcast.

581
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,240
Cause these guys are stewards.

582
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,680
They're really knowledgeable.

583
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,000
Well, let's not forget, we're celebrities.

584
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,840
Right.

585
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,000
That always helps.

586
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:16,840
In our own mind.

587
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,720
But with building that relationship,

588
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,800
they kind of like, hey, they send us a little text.

589
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,360
Hey, by the way, you might want to come down.

590
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,320
We've got X, Y, Z that's here

591
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,880
and someone needs to be here like right now.

592
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,720
And it's just like, we put the memo out there.

593
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,720
It's like the text, who's available to go.

594
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,880
It's like, just circling it.

595
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,720
Yeah, usually circling it.

596
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,120
It's the brown alert.

597
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,400
It's like beep, beep, beep, beep.

598
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,280
On my way.

599
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,120
Right.

600
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,760
Go down the fireman pole.

601
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:50,760
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, meaner, meaner.

602
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,600
And that's what it's gotta be.

603
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,440
Cause like Jeff was saying,

604
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,440
there's people waiting down the street

605
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,480
to get these bottles.

606
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,600
Whatever, I mean, it's painful for them,

607
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,680
but we got lucky.

608
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,280
So we did score the cowboy and I was super excited.

609
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,960
Yeah, they only made 10,000 bottles of it.

610
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,280
And that's nationwide.

611
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,120
Oh wow.

612
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,200
Which is not a lot.

613
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,040
No.

614
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,080
Going nationwide.

615
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,800
So he was saying, so he didn't get one.

616
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,400
No, he didn't get one.

617
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,240
Right.

618
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,160
And so he was like jealous.

619
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,000
He was envious.

620
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,120
Yeah, he was like, how was it?

621
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,400
I was like, well, we haven't tried it yet.

622
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,920
He's like, I'm gonna have to watch the podcast.

623
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,920
Oh, you haven't tried it?

624
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:25,760
There we go.

625
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,760
No, we haven't tried it yet.

626
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,920
We're waiting cause it's such a special bottle.

627
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,320
We don't know when we're gonna do it.

628
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,800
That bottle is unopened in a box.

629
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,320
It's in a box.

630
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,680
Trump just got elected.

631
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800
Isn't that big enough of a celebration

632
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,560
for you to try this for crying out loud?

633
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,000
This is also the 10th year of it.

634
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,880
So it's kind of...

635
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,720
Yeah, it's even added.

636
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,720
It's a little more special even.

637
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,560
Yeah.

638
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,400
And it's hazmat.

639
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,240
So this is our...

640
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,320
Do you know what hazmat is?

641
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,160
No.

642
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,920
So Jeff, the official definition of hazmat.

643
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:59,200
Well, hazmat is what the bourbon whiskey folks call it

644
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,040
if it's over 140 proof.

645
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,960
Because you're not allowed to fly with alcohol,

646
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,440
like on a plane, that's 140 proof and higher.

647
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,280
Like you can't even check it in your life.

648
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,920
You can't even check it or anything like that

649
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,120
because it's combustible.

650
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,280
So a bourbon that is 140 proof, they're calling it hazmat

651
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,680
because it's hazardous material.

652
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,640
I get it.

653
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,480
Right.

654
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,880
And it's excellent.

655
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,320
I mean, just the bourbons we've had at that level

656
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,360
are so rich.

657
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,240
They've been...

658
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,520
We've only had a handful of them, not too many of them,

659
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,040
but yeah, they're...

660
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:31,880
They're thick.

661
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,120
So if you were to take one of those

662
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,360
and you were to shoot it, you would lose your mind

663
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:40,080
because it's not something you should...

664
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,280
It's like drinking Everclear.

665
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,080
I mean, Everclear is what, 190?

666
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:43,920
I mean...

667
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,760
I had some Everclear.

668
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,600
I don't even know what it is.

669
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,000
I had some Everclear at Still Austin.

670
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,560
They pulled the clean distillate that they brought off.

671
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,960
He goes, this is about 185 proof.

672
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,720
They took you out in a gurney?

673
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,560
The white dog?

674
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,380
It was.

675
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,120
He goes, yeah, you hear this called white dog.

676
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,400
This is 185 proof-ish around there.

677
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,240
And he gave us...

678
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,320
It was like a full shot.

679
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,760
He goes, no, everybody doesn't have to do this.

680
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,040
I was like, I'll do it.

681
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:10,880
Well, look at you.

682
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,720
Yeah, you did.

683
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,560
I'll do it.

684
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,680
By the way, check out all these balls.

685
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,320
I did it and one other person did it.

686
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,840
Out of the six people there, only two of us did it.

687
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,120
And I smelled it and it was very grain forward

688
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,600
and everything, but do you ever have horseradish

689
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,080
when those vapors go through your nose?

690
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,200
That's what it was like.

691
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,040
I was like...

692
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,640
Wasabi and it's kind of like, boom!

693
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,480
It was.

694
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,680
And I was just like, I was trying to keep it cool.

695
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,320
I was like, wow, yeah.

696
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,160
I just shit my pants.

697
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,360
It was just going through the nose.

698
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,200
I was like, wow.

699
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,120
So you took one little sip of it.

700
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,560
No, I shot it.

701
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,400
Did you really?

702
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,160
Yeah, there's only one way to do that.

703
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,000
I'm not sipping that.

704
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,840
Good for you.

705
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,320
First of all, it doesn't taste good.

706
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,160
No.

707
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:55,160
It tastes like corn fire.

708
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,960
It's got a flavor to it, but it's hot.

709
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,360
They always said that Everclear is so dangerous

710
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,440
because it has no taste.

711
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,480
Bullshit, it totally has a taste.

712
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,400
It's a bad taste.

713
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,440
Yeah, when they put a bottle of Everclear

714
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,040
in the punches and college.

715
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,360
Oh yeah, I taste the Everclear.

716
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,480
Oh, you absolutely taste the Everclear.

717
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,520
You can taste your soul leaving your body.

718
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,360
When you drink.

719
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,200
Yeah.

720
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,120
All right.

721
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,680
High C and Everclear.

722
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,360
That was college punch.

723
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,800
Yeah, it's food punch.

724
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,120
Yeah, but you know what?

725
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,400
In that, that's actually pretty good.

726
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,160
And I enjoy hazmat stuff.

727
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,600
Hazmat bourbon or whiskey.

728
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,440
Oh, for sure.

729
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,400
Technically it's whiskey.

730
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,520
Because anything over 125 proof is not bourbon.

731
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,360
It's whiskey.

732
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,200
No, no, no.

733
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,040
120?

734
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,880
No, no, no.

735
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,640
It can't be in the barrel, entered into the barrel

736
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,680
can't be higher than 125 proof.

737
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,800
But if it ends up being,

738
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,200
it can end up being whatever proof it wants to be.

739
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,840
I think still also says they've had some go up to 165.

740
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,680
Bourbons.

741
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,520
Bourbons.

742
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,340
Oh, well good.

743
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:55,280
Meaning it goes into the barrel at 125 or less

744
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,960
and then all the water evaporates.

745
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,800
Yeah, all of it.

746
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,880
It's left with a thimble.

747
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,040
Like literally all of it.

748
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,160
And then we have a really high proof bourbon.

749
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,000
So, anyway.

750
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,040
By drinking that, I mean, I enjoy,

751
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,280
I buy them when I have it,

752
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,720
when I see them I like to buy them.

753
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,720
Like to buy a single barrel Hazmat

754
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,080
because of the style in which I like to drink it.

755
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,280
We talked about how we drink our stuff.

756
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,740
I like to drink my neat.

757
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:21,280
So if you have a Hazmat neat, well, God bless.

758
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,120
With a Hazmat.

759
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:22,960
You need one.

760
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,960
Yeah, you need one drink.

761
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,280
And I usually, I like club soda.

762
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,120
And I'll tell you,

763
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,640
I'll break down the club sodas really quick

764
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,640
because it's odd.

765
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,980
And most people would be like club soda, carbonated water.

766
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:32,820
It's the same thing.

767
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:33,660
It's club soda.

768
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:34,800
It's water with fucking bubbles in it.

769
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,640
Get over it.

770
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,480
No, it's not.

771
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,620
You can go to a soda fountain machine,

772
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:43,520
click on the soda button and you get carbonated water.

773
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,080
The CO2 hits it and there's a lot of bubbles in it.

774
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,600
All right, great.

775
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,800
Those are large bubbles.

776
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,560
So when you drink that,

777
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,960
imagine you're thirsty, you drink a club soda,

778
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,800
it goes down.

779
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,620
It goes belch.

780
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,880
Oh God, you're just like overwhelmed.

781
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,640
You're just burping the hell out of stuff.

782
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,480
Well, all right, well, I mean.

783
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,480
I don't quite sound like that.

784
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,080
That's not fun, okay?

785
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,120
They have.

786
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:03,960
So dramatic.

787
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,160
Topo, topo chico, is that how you say it?

788
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,000
Topo chico.

789
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,820
Topo chico, yeah.

790
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,640
It's a little less bubbles.

791
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,800
They've got Perrier, which is even a little less bubbles.

792
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:19,680
My favorite, my 100% favorite to drink with hazmat stuff

793
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,680
or just stronger bourbons is San Pellegrino.

794
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,360
I just like the way he says bubbles.

795
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,200
I know, me too.

796
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,880
Me too.

797
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,120
The lisp is really coming.

798
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:28,960
Bubbles.

799
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,080
So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

800
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,960
No, bubbles.

801
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,800
Cinnamon bubbles.

802
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,040
Tell us about your bubbles.

803
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:36,880
All right, so.

804
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,720
Yeah, and he said it.

805
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,040
That's my dancing name.

806
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,600
And Larry, Larry, he said it like 14 times.

807
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,440
Bubbles on the surface.

808
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,000
Bubbles and tiny bubbles.

809
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,920
Yeah, there was like way too many bubbles.

810
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,760
A lot of bubbles.

811
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,600
Yeah.

812
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,400
Okay, all right, so hold on.

813
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,240
All right.

814
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:58,480
So how much of the bubble water are you putting in

815
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,320
with the hazmat?

816
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,320
I don't mix it in there.

817
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,160
Oh.

818
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:02,980
It's a, it's a.

819
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:03,820
It's a chaser.

820
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,480
It's a, it's a, the bubbles on the side.

821
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,840
It's a chaser.

822
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,200
It's a bubbles on the side.

823
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,600
No, I mean, I don't like to mix it.

824
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,960
So I have my drink on the side.

825
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,800
It's a chaser.

826
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,960
So it's a small little rocks glass.

827
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,040
We're gonna lose Larry here.

828
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,080
We're losing him.

829
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,360
He's fallen to the ether of the podcast.

830
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,400
Okay.

831
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,040
Just say bubbles one more time.

832
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,880
No, don't.

833
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,720
Bubbles.

834
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,560
There you go.

835
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,800
I think it's run its course.

836
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,960
All right.

837
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,800
Okay, interesting.

838
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,620
So it's a chaser.

839
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:33,460
I didn't realize that.

840
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:34,300
Yeah.

841
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,240
And that's the way I like to drink it.

842
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,740
So, you know, a lot of times you, you know,

843
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,600
I'll have a beer and sometimes I'll,

844
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,480
I mean, if you're going, I've gone to a bar,

845
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,720
I'll order a bourbon and I'll have a cup soda back.

846
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,560
No ice.

847
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,400
To chase it.

848
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,220
Yeah.

849
00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:46,060
You order that sometimes.

850
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,400
You'll order like that all the time,

851
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,720
but they always bring it in ice.

852
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,560
Yeah.

853
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,400
I'm just like, why?

854
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,220
It didn't want ice in there.

855
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,060
If I wanted ice, I wouldn't ask for ice.

856
00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:52,900
Oh, you just want.

857
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,040
They always fuck you at the bar.

858
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:54,880
They do.

859
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,400
I'm doing a Joe Pesci there.

860
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:01,400
So you just want a glass of the bubble water.

861
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,320
No ice.

862
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,160
No ice.

863
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,000
No ice.

864
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,820
No ice.

865
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:07,200
Dude, I don't think that it's the room temperature thing

866
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
that would bother me.

867
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,160
I mean, is it room temperature?

868
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,160
I guess it's cold.

869
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,560
Well, dude, you grew up in the,

870
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,280
you didn't grow up in the United States.

871
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,280
Did they have ice everywhere you went?

872
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,580
Dude, that's a really good question.

873
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:20,120
I mean, in Okinawa, did they have ice for you?

874
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,040
Yes, there's ice in Okinawa, dumbass.

875
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,880
That's only in America.

876
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,720
I mean, they had.

877
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,640
There is ice in Indonesia as well,

878
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,160
but you can't, you have to be cautious

879
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,960
about it being purified water.

880
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,080
That's the point I'm saying.

881
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:37,080
So I grew up living in Europe and we didn't have ice,

882
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,960
because if you had ice, you'd have to pour the soda

883
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,080
into a tray and put it in the freezer.

884
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:42,920
Right.

885
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,760
In the freezer.

886
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,580
We just didn't do it.

887
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,900
We got used to just drink it straight out of the liter.

888
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:47,840
And that's the way we drink it.

889
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,680
We got used to it.

890
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,640
It was easy and it's easy for me.

891
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,600
And so I don't have a problem with it.

892
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,800
Actually, I can't recall.

893
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,200
I mean, I'm sure we had ice trays, right?

894
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,160
We had filtered water.

895
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,720
We had ice trays.

896
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,040
Yeah, we had the big tubs of water

897
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:06,040
that you dump into the big dispenser.

898
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,000
What do you mean?

899
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,960
People have that in here in their own homes.

900
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,800
The big heavy.

901
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,120
We just had sink water.

902
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:11,960
Yeah, the big five.

903
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,780
We had tap.

904
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:13,620
We just had sink water.

905
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,520
Oh shit, yeah, in Cincinnati.

906
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,360
Turned down the faucet.

907
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,000
Yeah, you had your radioactive sink water in from Cincinnati.

908
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,840
Yes.

909
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,000
Oh, even Houston.

910
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,400
Houston's like a pharmaceutical nightmare down there.

911
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,200
They probably overload the fluoride.

912
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,240
Yeah, they probably did.

913
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaking of fluoride.

914
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,800
Oh, we're not gonna talk about politics.

915
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,120
Oh, but you know what we can.

916
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,800
Let's touch a little bit on Elon Musk and-

917
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,640
Yeah, it's a different flavor of politics.

918
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,800
It's not really politics.

919
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,240
Yeah, I don't wanna get into the,

920
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,320
we already went through the,

921
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,360
on the first half about the election and stuff,

922
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,720
but we were talking about some of the great things

923
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,960
that Trump is gonna do.

924
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,800
Hopefully he's gonna follow through with all these things.

925
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,640
And one of the things he's appointing,

926
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:54,120
based on what I heard, was Elon Musk to work with Ron Paul.

927
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,520
And Paul, why don't you follow through with some of that.

928
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,520
Yeah, I mean, so he wants him to come on board

929
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,520
and be part of his government efficiency.

930
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,840
Government efficiency.

931
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,080
So that's, I mean, I think we've all been complaining

932
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,120
in general about just out of control spend, right?

933
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,780
These trillion dollar budget, trillion dollar deficits,

934
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:13,520
that's what's contributing to the inflation.

935
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,440
And then we have this out of control debt, right?

936
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,960
What, 36 trillion?

937
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,800
Right.

938
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,760
And he thinks, yeah, that's never, ever gonna be solved.

939
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,560
But, I mean, Trump is talking to Elon and he's like,

940
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,160
you know, I need you to tighten up ship.

941
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,000
And he's talking about cutting Elon.

942
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,240
Elon's Twitter, 80%.

943
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,800
I wonder if, if you remember the guy from Argentina.

944
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,480
Yes. He came in and he says,

945
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,280
we're doing away with this organization,

946
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,280
this organization, this organization, this.

947
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,440
He's a libertarian.

948
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,160
The Department of Education has gone.

949
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,640
I wonder if Elon's gonna come in there and go,

950
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,120
yeah, we don't need the Department of Health anymore.

951
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:49,960
Damn right he's gonna do that.

952
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,160
Or Department of Education.

953
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,520
You know the beauty, his name is Millay, I think.

954
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,120
It's M-I-L-L-E-I or something like that.

955
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,200
He's a libertarian.

956
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,040
Yeah.

957
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:58,860
And he got voted in.

958
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:00,200
And remember, Argentina's been struggling

959
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,600
with this hyperinflation issue for decades.

960
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,440
Right. Right?

961
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,280
Like hyper, hyper, hyperinflation.

962
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,120
Tell the President of Argentina.

963
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,240
Yeah, M-I-L-E-I.

964
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,080
Javier.

965
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,920
Javier Millay.

966
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,120
Javier Millay.

967
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:15,120
So anyway, it was a, this is a real time experiment

968
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,360
of somebody willing to do the things

969
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,480
that no elected official has ever been willing to do,

970
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,960
which is literally cut government programs.

971
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,720
On day one, he like, he got rid of 8,000

972
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,320
government employees that were part of some department

973
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,960
that was overkill.

974
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,040
Like, you know, just waste, bloat.

975
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,680
Well he asked a lot of places.

976
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,520
Yes.

977
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,360
Yeah, he trimmed the fat.

978
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,200
Oh, a lot.

979
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,020
You know what I'm saying, trimmed the fat.

980
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,720
It's different from what Joe Biden did

981
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,340
when Joe Biden trimmed the fat on actual, you know,

982
00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:47,000
like the oil, first day in office, he just cut oil program.

983
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,400
So I wonder if Elon's gonna come in there and do that.

984
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,000
It's probably gonna be harder to do up here.

985
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,840
Oh, big time.

986
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,280
But there's so much bloat.

987
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,600
There's so much bloat.

988
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,860
I mean, if you say we're doing away

989
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,360
with the Department of Education.

990
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,720
And push it down to the states.

991
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,720
Push it down to the states.

992
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,600
So every state has to create a Department of Education.

993
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,440
Every state.

994
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,120
So those federal jobs have jobs.

995
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,200
They can go down to whatever state they want to.

996
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,040
Yeah.

997
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,240
I mean, you're not losing those jobs.

998
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,120
And that way, it keeps kind of the power

999
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,000
of what you're educating in your schools local.

1000
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,840
Absolutely.

1001
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,680
And that's good and bad.

1002
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,280
It's about pushing the power

1003
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,760
as close to the people as possible.

1004
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,360
Starting at the city, then the county, then the state.

1005
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,920
Well, the teachers union is gonna fight that big time.

1006
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,760
You think so?

1007
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,580
I think so.

1008
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:31,420
I think they get a lot of power

1009
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,760
from the Department of Education.

1010
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,480
The union are kind of tied at the hill.

1011
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,360
Well, that'll be dissolved.

1012
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,200
Maybe.

1013
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,020
Hopefully.

1014
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,860
What's that?

1015
00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:38,680
No, she won't allow that.

1016
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,480
That lady, what's her name?

1017
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,920
The head of the teachers union?

1018
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:42,760
Adolf.

1019
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Really?

1020
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,740
No.

1021
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,880
I mean, look, if they cut it, then they cut it.

1022
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,160
I know who that is.

1023
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,600
Yeah, I mean, I don't really care.

1024
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,280
I'm more interested in them just trimming the fat.

1025
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,520
You know, the less money we're paying to the government,

1026
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,160
the more that we can put in our pockets

1027
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,040
and pay for food and pay for our kids' college.

1028
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,400
Here's what I find really interesting, right?

1029
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,240
We already know that Trump is not a politician.

1030
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,480
He's a businessman.

1031
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,220
Elon Musk is a businessman.

1032
00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:12,360
He's gonna bring him in to solve some, have government,

1033
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,480
have approaches to government bloat

1034
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,760
that they don't do normally.

1035
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,160
It's my fact, and they're even like RFK Junior.

1036
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,640
They're talking about bringing RFK Junior to be the health.

1037
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,040
They're not talking about it.

1038
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:24,880
They're doing it.

1039
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,700
They're gonna do it.

1040
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,480
So RFK's gonna come in and then on his first day,

1041
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,560
he's gonna put the order down

1042
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,440
to strike fluoride from our water.

1043
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,280
Yes, so I'm actually excited about them bringing in

1044
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,160
different types of people to solve some of the issues

1045
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,320
that we're having, the bloat and the inefficiencies,

1046
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,240
and we'll see how it goes.

1047
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,280
I'm really excited to kind of see how that goes.

1048
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,280
It's like an experiment, you know what I mean?

1049
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,320
And it can't be bad, in my opinion.

1050
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,880
I don't think it, I've heard some people say that,

1051
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,800
well, if the government's gonna help,

1052
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,320
like let's just say, for example,

1053
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,960
I don't wanna mention, well, I had a family member

1054
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,560
from the Northeast, hard-core Democrat,

1055
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,400
and she was kind of like,

1056
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,400
I kind of like the government helping us out,

1057
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,480
putting fluoride out in the water, looking out for us.

1058
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,200
I kind of like the government putting vitamin fortified,

1059
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,120
vitamin D in our milk.

1060
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,580
They're trying to help us.

1061
00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:19,280
I kind of like them doing all this stuff.

1062
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,080
And I was like, why?

1063
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:26,080
To me, it reminds me of the squirrel and muskrat.

1064
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,480
It's an overreach of authority.

1065
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:33,480
Why do they get to choose to put fluoride in the water

1066
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,040
that comes out of my sink?

1067
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,680
Yeah, we just have blind trust in the government, right?

1068
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,640
Blind trust.

1069
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,480
But it turns out that-

1070
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,800
And is it good for us?

1071
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,640
I don't know.

1072
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,960
Well, that's just it.

1073
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,280
Ignorance is bliss.

1074
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,100
Well, I've also-

1075
00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,400
It's not good for us.

1076
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,560
I heard that one of the things,

1077
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,480
you said the fluoride's gonna be one of the first things.

1078
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,320
I also think he's, I heard Kennedy's gonna work on

1079
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,960
is get all those fake colors out of our food as well.

1080
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,880
Really work on the processed food.

1081
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,360
I like red dye.

1082
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,200
Red dye 40.

1083
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,020
I hate the red dye.

1084
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,400
I want as much red dye 40 as I can get.

1085
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,240
I put it on my waffles.

1086
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,080
And that's the bad stuff.

1087
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,480
I just buy a bottle of red dye 40

1088
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,440
and I put it on waffles, I put it on my eggs.

1089
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,280
You just shoot it, right?

1090
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,920
Add it to your bourbon.

1091
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,400
And I want preservatives.

1092
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,800
I want plastic straws.

1093
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,920
Yes, all of it.

1094
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,760
I want all of it.

1095
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,360
Well, that's the shit you don't find over in Europe.

1096
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,400
Anoshan says that there's foods

1097
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,240
you don't find over there.

1098
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,840
And a lot of it is because of those food dyes.

1099
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,840
Yes, no, I totally agree.

1100
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,100
But the EUs, their government,

1101
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,840
I don't know what their form of,

1102
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,240
I don't know, who's that does our food?

1103
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,080
FCC?

1104
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:35,920
FDA.

1105
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,760
FDA.

1106
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,800
Their FDA kind of strikes down all kinds of stuff.

1107
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,640
They're kind of like,

1108
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,480
you gotta be losing your fucking mind.

1109
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,520
What do you think this is, the United States?

1110
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,720
We're not putting that shit over here.

1111
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,000
Yeah, you bring that up a lot, Sean.

1112
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,680
The government standards in the safety standards,

1113
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,680
I guess I should say, in Europe

1114
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,300
are different than the safety standards in the United States.

1115
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,180
And that's concerning.

1116
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:58,960
They should, there should be a standard set

1117
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,160
that everybody agrees on

1118
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,720
and that food scientists and whoever.

1119
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,640
Like a global conglomerate?

1120
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,480
Oh God, that sounds horrible.

1121
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,520
Well now we're gonna get into the UN style stuff.

1122
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,360
But you know what?

1123
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,200
That sounds horrible because.

1124
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,360
No, but there should be.

1125
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,260
Because money gets involved.

1126
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,100
Well I think the reason why you see.

1127
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,000
And when money gets involved,

1128
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,720
just like pharmaceuticals, it goes sideways.

1129
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,520
I think the reason you see it over here

1130
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,120
are the lobbyists for the food companies,

1131
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,240
the chemical companies, they're lobbying the FDA

1132
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,820
to say, hey, we can make this food,

1133
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:29,840
it'll pass it.

1134
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Yes.

1135
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,500
It's the lobbyists.

1136
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,160
Lobbyists are the root of a lot of evil.

1137
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,520
They really are.

1138
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,920
There's a lot of money flying around.

1139
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,760
Oh, tons of money.

1140
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,440
It all boils down to money.

1141
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,240
Yeah, lots of money flying around.

1142
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,720
And I want Twinkies.

1143
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,280
Twinkies. And Ho-Hos.

1144
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,240
Those Twinkies.

1145
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,640
What are those made out of?

1146
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,240
To make them last for decades.

1147
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,080
I don't know.

1148
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,320
But that actually came up in the.

1149
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,220
They taste good though.

1150
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:54,880
That came up in the JD Vance.

1151
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,800
My favorite one was like the pink cupcakes,

1152
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,480
the chocolate cupcakes.

1153
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,320
With the coconut.

1154
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,880
The marshmallow, the coconut on top.

1155
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,720
Snowballs?

1156
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,560
Snowballs!

1157
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,380
Yeah.

1158
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:04,220
Ding, ding, ding, ding.

1159
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,400
I don't think I've ever had a snowball.

1160
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,240
Oh, Jesus.

1161
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,560
But that sounds wonderful.

1162
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,400
Oh, it's so.

1163
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,320
What did JD Vance say?

1164
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,200
Well, JD Vance was talking to Joe Rogan

1165
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,280
and they were talking about how pharmaceuticals are,

1166
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,320
you know, during the, on TV,

1167
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,400
you have all these pharmaceutical companies, right?

1168
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,160
And they're showing these commercials where,

1169
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,800
you know, do this and this and this,

1170
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,280
and at the very end you have these people

1171
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,400
skipping on the beach and it's like,

1172
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,200
and it can cause lung cancer, and it can cause death,

1173
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,040
and it can cause this, and it can cause that.

1174
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,880
And it can cause leaking.

1175
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,240
It can cause anal leaking.

1176
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,080
Anal leaking.

1177
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,640
Anal leaking is on every single one of them, actually.

1178
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,480
You don't want that.

1179
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,120
No, we don't want anal leaking.

1180
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,480
I think Sean's anal leaked downstairs earlier.

1181
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,320
Oh, God.

1182
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,160
Hey, man, I had a, you know, don't judge me.

1183
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,480
I could've saved it for the podcast, Rome.

1184
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,160
But I did, I watched that part in there,

1185
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,960
and Joe Rogan asked the question,

1186
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,640
what would it take, is it possible to undo that regulation

1187
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,720
that allows pharmaceuticals to advertise?

1188
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,880
100%, I mean, they wouldn't let you advertise

1189
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,440
liquor or cigarettes on television.

1190
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,760
Or lawyers or doctors.

1191
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,600
I didn't know about that.

1192
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,440
Yep.

1193
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,960
Yeah, that's, you see all that shit now.

1194
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,080
And here's the point that they were making about it.

1195
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,960
So there's so much advertising revenue

1196
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,760
that the pharmaceuticals are giving to the mainstream media

1197
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,240
that what do you think the mainstream media's gonna do?

1198
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,080
They're not gonna, they're gonna go right along with it.

1199
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:20,920
Right.

1200
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,720
Right, they can't demonize them.

1201
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,680
They can't air news reports that talk about

1202
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,400
this vaccine being unhealthy for you.

1203
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,240
They can't air negative.

1204
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,160
They take $20 million from them in the commercial.

1205
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,240
Yeah, they're not gonna take $100 billion from them

1206
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,240
and then give negative press to them.

1207
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,560
They can't do it.

1208
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,360
They don't wanna risk losing that revenue.

1209
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,000
And that's what JD Vance said.

1210
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,000
We need to stop allowing them to advertise on TV.

1211
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,800
Not just TV, I think magazines.

1212
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,000
Because if I get a magazine. Period.

1213
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,760
I don't have magazines, but every now and then

1214
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,840
you get a free magazine and you're looking through it.

1215
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,680
It's flooded.

1216
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,200
All the ads are looking like big, thick,

1217
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,880
two-page ads for drugs.

1218
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,440
Flooded, flooded, flooded.

1219
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,760
And all of it's all the disclaimers.

1220
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,600
Yeah.

1221
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,440
You're gonna die from this.

1222
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,260
You got anal leakage.

1223
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:09,680
Anal leakage.

1224
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,520
And shit like that.

1225
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,120
Yeah, and that should be, I think,

1226
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,240
really the focus of this podcast is anal leakage today.

1227
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,080
Sure.

1228
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,760
So let's really dive into that.

1229
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,960
Let's dive really up in there.

1230
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,280
You know what, if we really wanna get into leaking,

1231
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,800
I'll tell you about something that bothers me.

1232
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,160
And this has been occurring.

1233
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,440
And plus, I gotta tell you, I don't know about you guys,

1234
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,840
we had a prior podcast about my sleeping inabilities

1235
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,400
where I was waking up two, three times a night

1236
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,840
because of my sleep apnea.

1237
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,000
And I'd get up two, three times, I'd have to go pee.

1238
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,280
And I was just like, it was a fucking absolute,

1239
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,000
I didn't even realize how miserable I was.

1240
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,680
Were you leaking?

1241
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,640
No, I'll get into the leaking part soon.

1242
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,960
But I'd get up, because I'd go to bed.

1243
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,220
In fact, I had to sleep on the couch.

1244
00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:55,040
Dude, I slept on my couch for fucking 12 years

1245
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,000
because I couldn't sleep in the bed with my wife

1246
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,560
because I was, she thought I was gonna fucking die.

1247
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,600
And I snored so loud.

1248
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,640
Was it just loud?

1249
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,480
It was the,

1250
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,480
it was the type of snoring as well.

1251
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,040
Symphony of gelatinous.

1252
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,400
I think your tongue would go down

1253
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,360
into your fucking lungs or something.

1254
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,200
It was bad.

1255
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,020
Yeah, it was bad.

1256
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:17,860
It was really, really bad.

1257
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:18,700
So it was bad.

1258
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:21,080
In fact, I ordered through Loft,

1259
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,400
L-O-F-T-A, and I will encourage people

1260
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,520
to go out there and do it.

1261
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,760
So Loft-O, they provide you with a little device.

1262
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,820
You hook up to your finger,

1263
00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:31,840
and there's a little microphone

1264
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,560
that goes up to your throat,

1265
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,040
and you Bluetooth it to your phone overnight,

1266
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,520
and you register it, you put your name on there.

1267
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,640
All the data goes to the center,

1268
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,780
and they process it.

1269
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:46,960
They have a real doctor that will assess the report,

1270
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,160
and they'll be like,

1271
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,520
Yeah, you're gonna die.

1272
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,360
Yeah, I was gonna say, they call me.

1273
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,200
It's okay to me to say,

1274
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,800
on a scale of one to 10, you're fucking 25.

1275
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,160
You are, you shouldn't.

1276
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,400
I was in the car when you got that phone call.

1277
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,240
Really?

1278
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,440
Oh, you mean for real?

1279
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,600
They called you, and they were like,

1280
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,880
you have a serious problem?

1281
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,840
Yeah, well, they said it was way beyond normal.

1282
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,480
They were like, yeah, you need to start us off.

1283
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,360
Well, we witnessed it firsthand, didn't we, Jeff?

1284
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,680
I have multiple times, yeah.

1285
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,920
Yeah, well, we travel, and when we travel,

1286
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,420
we usually share a bed, I mean a room.

1287
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,260
A single bed.

1288
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:18,080
A single bed, all three of us.

1289
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,600
A twin, a twin.

1290
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,600
So I got the Locta CPAP machine, APAP, CPAP.

1291
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,680
CPAP, APAP, I figured out that APAP's just automated.

1292
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,520
It's not really that big of a deal.

1293
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,480
CPAP is the continual pressure, right?

1294
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,240
Yeah, and I'm kind of on board with the continual pressure.

1295
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:38,040
The APAP to me is variable, and I'm not really,

1296
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,860
anyways, the leaking part is the mask,

1297
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,120
so I've experienced some of that going on, but.

1298
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,760
Like drool?

1299
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,600
No, not drool, leaking that way.

1300
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,440
The air?

1301
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,280
Air-wise.

1302
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,120
Oh, air.

1303
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,160
I mean, I have different components,

1304
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,640
and I'm kind of, these CPAP machines are expensive.

1305
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,480
I mean, I paid 13, 14 hundred bucks for this thing.

1306
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,000
You know, it's by AirMed, A-I-R-M-E-D,

1307
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,520
I believe, something like that, right?

1308
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,560
How long do those last?

1309
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,400
Like, when are you gonna have to buy another one?

1310
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,180
I had mine, I've had it for a year and a half.

1311
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:02,480
That's what I was kind of driving to,

1312
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,360
because I went to bed the night before last, and this night,

1313
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,480
and I was making a little bit more noise than it should,

1314
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,560
and I was kind of like, what's going on over there?

1315
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,320
Thinking I need to take a little, take a look,

1316
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,640
let me do some purging,

1317
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,120
because I don't know, drop another 1500 bucks on it,

1318
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,200
and I don't even know if it's covered by insurance.

1319
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,040
It is.

1320
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:18,860
Is it?

1321
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:19,700
Sure it is, yeah.

1322
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:20,960
Well, you didn't have insurance at the time.

1323
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,800
You did, no.

1324
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,000
That was part of the problem.

1325
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
That's why you delayed.

1326
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,080
That's why you delayed on the whole thing.

1327
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,920
Well, I mean, I ended up paying for it.

1328
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,040
Now, the leaking, though, is not the unit itself.

1329
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:30,880
It's, you know, you have to.

1330
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:31,720
It's the mass, it's such a good thing.

1331
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:32,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1332
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,400
There's a.

1333
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,320
Different types of mass, right?

1334
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,880
Well, I mean, and this is the problem

1335
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,840
that some people suffer with.

1336
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,920
First of all, I don't typically roll side to side

1337
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,880
when I sleep.

1338
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:45,320
I'm a back sleeper, so I lay on my back, and that's what I do.

1339
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,880
And I'll tell you what, I enjoy the CPAP machine

1340
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:52,240
because I can literally, because I have two pillows.

1341
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,080
Right.

1342
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,080
I usually put my head on the first pillow,

1343
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,360
and I take the second pillow and I put it over my face.

1344
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,320
I know it's stupid.

1345
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,160
I don't give a shit what people think.

1346
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,480
And then Tara reaches over and presses down.

1347
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,320
I got my CPAP.

1348
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,160
I can breathe till it was a spine.

1349
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,000
She's like, damn it, I've been holding it for like hours

1350
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:06,840
and he's still breathing.

1351
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,160
She's like, fuck, I don't know how he does it.

1352
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,480
But, you know, I usually, and I got to process,

1353
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,760
and I'll share that with you.

1354
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,760
So I got my phone and I put it on a little charger

1355
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,760
and I got my headphones, not my headphones, my earbuds,

1356
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,760
and I connect it, my tether it to the phone,

1357
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,360
and I usually put on Netflix Seinfeld.

1358
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,840
And I hit play.

1359
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,760
I put the earbuds in my ear after my mask is on.

1360
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,080
I lay down and I go to bed, and I go to bed pretty quick.

1361
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,240
Hold on, you're ear-potting Seinfeld.

1362
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,640
I'm not ear-potting, yes.

1363
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,160
I think that's because you're on the sofa

1364
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,080
and you would sleep with the TV on.

1365
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,080
No, it's because I have a room,

1366
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,240
I have a house full of people.

1367
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,960
And so your white noise is Seinfeld.

1368
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:48,800
Correct.

1369
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,640
All the time?

1370
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,760
I mean, do you ever switch to anything else?

1371
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,080
Any other sitcom?

1372
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,160
I mean, I went through-

1373
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,000
Like Friends.

1374
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,120
It's always sunny in Philadelphia for a while.

1375
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,480
I mean, yeah, it's been a change.

1376
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,840
It changes, but right now I'm on Seinfeld.

1377
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,920
Sean, there's so many options.

1378
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,240
You can listen to Bash.

1379
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,360
You can listen to his company.

1380
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,960
You can listen to, come on, guys,

1381
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,240
just keep coming up with examples of what he could listen to.

1382
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,480
Who's the boss?

1383
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Yeah, I dream of Jeannie.

1384
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,080
Actually, that's a good one.

1385
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,480
It doesn't really matter what it is,

1386
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,200
but I mean, that is the whole thing that I do every night.

1387
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,080
I lay down and I go to sleep, and I tell you,

1388
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,640
and Larry, you have shared that you have purchased,

1389
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,800
or you've got one.

1390
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,960
Did you dip your toe in the CPAP world?

1391
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,120
I did.

1392
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,480
Head first. Like you, Sean,

1393
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,440
I am a snorer.

1394
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,520
That's a hard word to say, snorer.

1395
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,360
Like bubbles.

1396
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,680
Always have been.

1397
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,000
Even when I was young and skinny, I snored.

1398
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,840
Still snore.

1399
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,560
So I go to the sleep doctor,

1400
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,520
and they gave me one of these rings

1401
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,760
that you put on your finger that you were talking about.

1402
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,320
It syncs to your phone and syncs to the doctor's office.

1403
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,080
So I wear this for, I forgot what it was,

1404
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,440
three or four days, to monitor sleep

1405
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,720
and disturbances in the night

1406
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,160
and if you're waking up in the night.

1407
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,440
Yeah, it detects you farting too.

1408
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,800
So according to this data

1409
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,240
that was sent to the doctor's office today said,

1410
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:17,720
well, you have mild apnea.

1411
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Okay, well.

1412
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,840
They said it like that?

1413
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,080
Yeah, that's exactly how they said it.

1414
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,920
So I go, I don't really think that I do

1415
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,000
because I sleep through the night,

1416
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,200
I wake up, I'm refreshed,

1417
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,720
seven and a half hours, boom, I'm good to go.

1418
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:34,960
I don't need a nap in the day,

1419
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,360
but if your little technology says that I have sleep apnea,

1420
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,800
really all I want you to do

1421
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,200
is get me one of the machines, okay?

1422
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,400
Shouldn't they be asking your wife?

1423
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,600
So your wife is getting 90 minutes to sleep, right?

1424
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,240
The wife confirms, yes, he's a snore.

1425
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,920
But snoring, he's different than apnea, right?

1426
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,520
I mean apnea, you're.

1427
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,720
You stop breathing.

1428
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,480
That's right, you stop breathing

1429
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,000
so that it interrupts you and wakes you up,

1430
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,320
but not all the way, okay?

1431
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,120
So you're not getting that REM sleep?

1432
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,360
For insurance to cover it has to be sleep apnea.

1433
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,200
That's right.

1434
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,040
Interesting.

1435
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,760
So they said, yes, Larry, you have apnea.

1436
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,080
Okay, whatever, dude.

1437
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,880
So they.

1438
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,560
They had to prescribe, they wrote a prescription.

1439
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,920
Is that what you walked away with?

1440
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,640
Whatever, dude, just give me the fucking machine.

1441
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,480
Yes.

1442
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,760
Fucking asshole.

1443
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,880
I gotta fucking wear what?

1444
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,720
What are you talking about?

1445
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,640
The brand of mine is a ResMed.

1446
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,840
Yes, that's it, yeah, ResMed.

1447
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,120
I think I said AirMed, I'm gonna say ResMed.

1448
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,080
So this is a little tabletop device

1449
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,280
that's about the size of a clock radio

1450
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,040
like you had when you were in high school back in the day.

1451
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,680
You have an Airstream?

1452
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,520
And.

1453
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:45,360
That sounds what I have.

1454
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,200
So I get this.

1455
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:52,200
And I was afraid that the hose was going to be

1456
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,840
the biggest bothersome piece of,

1457
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,480
but turns out it's not.

1458
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,640
This ResMed thing is very well designed,

1459
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,520
very well engineered, it's pretty much quiet.

1460
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,040
Again, I thought it was gonna be loud

1461
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,400
like a fan noise thing, but it makes no sound at all.

1462
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,640
Surprisingly.

1463
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,080
Do you have a full mask or just the nose?

1464
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,080
No, I got the Jet Pilot.

1465
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:17,920
What is that?

1466
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,880
That's what you wear.

1467
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,720
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1468
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,880
The Jet Pilot thing.

1469
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,040
I highly recommend it.

1470
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,720
I would never go just for the nostrils.

1471
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:24,560
It seems like a waste.

1472
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,000
And I gotta say, the Jet Pilot mask,

1473
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,120
it's very well designed.

1474
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,240
It's very soft.

1475
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,960
It's very soft.

1476
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,080
It's a lot more comfortable than I thought it was gonna be.

1477
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,920
The plastic that they use, the plastic part that,

1478
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,200
not adheres to your face, but that touches your face,

1479
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,720
I guess, you're right.

1480
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,040
It's very soft.

1481
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:48,880
It's not.

1482
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,720
Supple.

1483
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,520
Supple is a good word, I'll go with that.

1484
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,040
So is it attached to the silk panties that you wear?

1485
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,040
No, it's thong.

1486
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:57,880
What the hell do you mean?

1487
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,360
Shoke thong, okay.

1488
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,200
Keep going.

1489
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:05,360
So you wear this mask, like the Jet Fighter mask.

1490
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,720
I don't see how you, because Sean, you have facial hair.

1491
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,400
How do you get a, how does it seal?

1492
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,840
It doesn't affect it at all.

1493
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,680
Really?

1494
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,200
Yeah, it goes right in there.

1495
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,960
I tied it up, really, it doesn't.

1496
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,520
Does it bother you to?

1497
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,360
Not at all.

1498
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,200
I know whenever I have a beard night

1499
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,600
and I lay on my chin or something like that,

1500
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,760
it always bugged me.

1501
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,160
It doesn't bother me at all.

1502
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,680
Zero irritated at all.

1503
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,880
Well, I think you are so uncomfortable without it.

1504
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,480
You're just like, this is fucking awesome.

1505
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,160
It is, I can sleep.

1506
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,440
What say you, were you getting up

1507
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,600
in the middle of the night prior?

1508
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,520
I was getting up in the middle of the night,

1509
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,960
man, you could set a German train schedule to this.

1510
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,000
Every night, like 3.15.

1511
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,120
3.15, the German throsunbund is coming through.

1512
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,000
Honk, honk.

1513
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,120
You people get off, you people get on, we are leaving.

1514
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:54,960
Wow.

1515
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,320
Bring your bubbles, bring your bubble water.

1516
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,320
But it wasn't because of an interruption in sleep,

1517
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,720
it was because I had to pee.

1518
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,560
Yes.

1519
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,400
It was a pee pee call.

1520
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,240
Yeah.

1521
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,280
And it turned out it had nothing to do with pee pee.

1522
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,600
It had nothing to do with sleep apnea.

1523
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,440
Hold on, it had everything to do with sleep apnea.

1524
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,280
Right.

1525
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,200
Do you still get up in the middle of the night?

1526
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,800
Yes, but it's to pee, it's not because my sleep is to pee.

1527
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,120
Well, that's interesting.

1528
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,320
Is disturbed.

1529
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,160
So it's not helping you.

1530
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,880
It's not because I'm gasping for air.

1531
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,720
So the machine is not helping you sleep

1532
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,600
all the way through the night,

1533
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,480
despite the fact that you have to pee,

1534
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,880
but it can make you last longer.

1535
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,360
No.

1536
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,200
Interesting.

1537
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,040
Last longer.

1538
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,600
Well, make you go longer without peeing.

1539
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,840
Like erection?

1540
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,480
No.

1541
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,520
Oh.

1542
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,600
Does your ResMed machine have a little display thing

1543
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,720
that shows the PSI?

1544
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,800
Yes.

1545
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,080
Okay, it starts off at like four.

1546
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,600
Yeah, it goes up to 20.

1547
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,960
It goes up pretty high.

1548
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,800
Yeah.

1549
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,200
By the time I wake up and I take it off,

1550
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,760
I feel like I'm like Darth Vader.

1551
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,600
Yeah.

1552
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,520
It does.

1553
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,800
Yeah, cause it self adjusts.

1554
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,680
Like it is measuring.

1555
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,920
Yeah, I noticed that too.

1556
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,760
It's like.

1557
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,200
So I'll share just this part about getting up

1558
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,160
in the middle of the night.

1559
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,920
I would get up in the middle of the night to go pee as well,

1560
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,600
two, three times a night sometimes.

1561
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,800
And it was because I couldn't breathe.

1562
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,680
It was because of my sleep apnea,

1563
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,400
because now I don't get up at all.

1564
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,240
If I get up, it's like once in a blue moon.

1565
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,040
Very, very seldom do I get up in the middle of the night.

1566
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:32,880
Interesting.

1567
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,720
I get great sleep now.

1568
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,880
Great.

1569
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,600
When that pressure gets up to,

1570
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,760
I think mine goes as high as maybe 15 PSI,

1571
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,840
which is, that's pretty good air pressure.

1572
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,080
I mean, if you take the hose off,

1573
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,560
the hose connects to the jet fighter mask

1574
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,480
by a little clip mechanism.

1575
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,360
And you will have to replace that eventually.

1576
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,000
You can easily take it off and feel the air

1577
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,200
blast out of the hose.

1578
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,160
It's coming out of there at a pretty good clip.

1579
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,520
So did you, I had some,

1580
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,800
and this is for the listeners out there

1581
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,280
that are getting the CPAP machine for the first time.

1582
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,440
When that pressurizes your lungs,

1583
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,960
for me, the first two nights,

1584
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,200
I woke up the next day and my lungs actually felt exercised.

1585
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,160
Like you could feel that,

1586
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,280
I felt like it'd been pressurized.

1587
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,440
Because you were taking deeper, deeper breaths or something.

1588
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,760
Well, it was pressurized in the lungs with 20 pounds

1589
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,360
or 15, 20 pounds, whatever it is.

1590
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,480
And I almost thought I was having a heart attack

1591
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,320
because I didn't understand.

1592
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,440
It's like taking, going through.

1593
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,280
Like a sore muscle?

1594
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,100
Yes, yes.

1595
00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:36,940
I didn't understand.

1596
00:48:36,940 --> 00:48:37,780
It was like, well, my whole chest hurts.

1597
00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:38,620
What's going on?

1598
00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:39,440
And that's what it was.

1599
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,160
And I shared that with my doctor and he was like,

1600
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,000
yeah, I think that's the pressure of the machine.

1601
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:44,840
You get used to that.

1602
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,440
And I did, I did.

1603
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,320
So for those people out there that get it,

1604
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,120
don't be alarmed.

1605
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,840
But I do recommend it for those people out there,

1606
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,480
especially dudes like us.

1607
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,200
But the thing that kind of amazes me

1608
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,600
is you have this mask on.

1609
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,760
Now, granted, it's sealed to your skin

1610
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:05,760
around your nose and chin and cheeks and that.

1611
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,760
But if you, I mean, you've had something

1612
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,060
that was maybe like a leaf blower

1613
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:15,060
that was blowing 15 PSI of air at your face.

1614
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:19,080
I mean, that's a pretty good bit of wind.

1615
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,480
Yeah, it's coming at you.

1616
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,320
It is.

1617
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,040
But when it's in this sealed mask thing,

1618
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:25,880
You don't notice.

1619
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,400
You don't notice it at all.

1620
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,240
Yeah.

1621
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,640
That's why I'm like, I don't know how just the nose.

1622
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,040
I don't know, you have just the nose.

1623
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:32,880
I have just the nose.

1624
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,120
I don't know how that could possibly work.

1625
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,940
And you've even yourself had admitted

1626
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,960
that you've woken up with your mouth open

1627
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,560
and it's a hooo.

1628
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,280
Yeah, so it can give me dry mouth for sure.

1629
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,840
It gives me dry mouth if I open my mouth

1630
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,840
while I'm sleeping.

1631
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,680
But yeah.

1632
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,100
You get dry orifice.

1633
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:54,720
Well, the machine has a reservoir.

1634
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,160
Has a humidity control, right?

1635
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,440
You have the option of putting distilled water in there.

1636
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,380
I went through that for a long time.

1637
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:03,920
I would have a little two and a half gallon

1638
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,040
distilled water container next to my bed.

1639
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,280
I would load it up.

1640
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,040
And do not not use distilled water.

1641
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,800
Because if you use regular water,

1642
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,520
there's going to be a ton of calcium buildup on that thing.

1643
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,360
Don't do it.

1644
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,640
I actually use this osmosis water.

1645
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,080
And I always have for day one.

1646
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,120
Eee, look at me.

1647
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,560
And I have absolutely no calcium buildup at all.

1648
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,920
Did you ever use just like bottled water,

1649
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,920
like Ozarka or something?

1650
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,000
No, it's the same thing.

1651
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,940
Calcium buildup does it.

1652
00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:33,200
I mean, I try not to,

1653
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,400
but when I travel to like Albuquerque or something,

1654
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,520
I mean, I might use, I use bottled water

1655
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,760
because that's all I have at the moment.

1656
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,600
Yeah.

1657
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,880
Because I don't travel with anything else.

1658
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,820
I don't use water at all anymore.

1659
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,920
You use bourbon?

1660
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,960
No, I don't use anything.

1661
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,800
You should try bourbon.

1662
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,640
Vodka?

1663
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,760
No, I don't use it.

1664
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,320
No, I use no alcohol whatsoever.

1665
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,160
No, I don't use it.

1666
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,240
I do it dry.

1667
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,880
And it's been okay.

1668
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,960
Now there's some nights where it's-

1669
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,240
Do you think dry?

1670
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,880
I don't put water in the reservoir.

1671
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,040
In the humidifier.

1672
00:50:59,040 --> 00:50:59,880
Yes.

1673
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,720
It's dry.

1674
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,360
I don't notice any difference.

1675
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,240
So I've never even tried that.

1676
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,080
So for the first six months,

1677
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,840
I religiously use this distilled water every single night.

1678
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,960
And then I ran out or I forgot a couple of times

1679
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,120
to put it in there or refill it

1680
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,320
or ran out in the middle of the night

1681
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,520
because I didn't fill up the reservoir

1682
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,520
for some stupid reason.

1683
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,340
And you're like, hmm.

1684
00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:21,040
And I was like, eh, it was okay.

1685
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:21,880
It wasn't that bad.

1686
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,000
It doesn't make any difference.

1687
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:23,840
And then the-

1688
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:24,680
Really?

1689
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,500
I did not know that.

1690
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,820
It does, but I will tell, let's share.

1691
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:30,320
So what it does is it makes,

1692
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,120
it does create some humidity in there,

1693
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,840
but what it also does,

1694
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,000
and I've got, and you probably have the same,

1695
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,520
in that tube, there is some electrical wires

1696
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,440
that they heat up.

1697
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,280
Yes.

1698
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,000
And with the water,

1699
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,940
that's the humidity that's going in there

1700
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,520
from the reservoir,

1701
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,160
it can create an environment

1702
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,600
that's conducive for mold growth.

1703
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:56,600
So they say that if you use water all the time,

1704
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,700
you need to make sure that you clean that tube out

1705
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,540
all the time.

1706
00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:01,380
Sure.

1707
00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:02,200
Because of the growth in there.

1708
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,480
So I was like, I'm really lazy.

1709
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,880
I'm getting ahead of this.

1710
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,400
Because I shouldn't say lazy.

1711
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,040
I really am, I just, is that lazy?

1712
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:10,880
Yes.

1713
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,720
Yes.

1714
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,540
You don't want to do it.

1715
00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:13,800
You're just like, fuck it, I don't want to do that.

1716
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,640
Is that lazy though?

1717
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,480
Is that just a choice?

1718
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,000
It's more disciplined.

1719
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,480
Discipline's probably a better word.

1720
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,320
I mean, there's a million things you gotta do.

1721
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,160
These are just choices.

1722
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,240
I choose not to do that.

1723
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,080
It's one extra thing you gotta do,

1724
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,920
and if it's not a big deal to go dry.

1725
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,040
It's not necessarily lazy, it's just,

1726
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,200
yeah, I don't want to deal with that kind of thing.

1727
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,320
Right, it's just an extra thing to do.

1728
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,280
So I opted out, I don't do it anymore,

1729
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,580
and I'm fine.

1730
00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:36,640
And I use it, I'm so happy that I have that CPAP machine,

1731
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,440
and I bring this up because it is,

1732
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,800
I'm approaching, I bought it in January of last year.

1733
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,360
So now it's coming around to almost two years old.

1734
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,760
So I'm kind of, is it time for me to get another one?

1735
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:49,600
I don't know.

1736
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,840
No, the only thing you need to replace

1737
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,440
are the hoses and the mask.

1738
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,200
Yeah, but this thing's probably making some noises

1739
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,840
that's not normal, so I need to probably.

1740
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,120
I wonder if his is working like over time.

1741
00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,960
Maybe.

1742
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:00,780
Mine?

1743
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:01,720
Yeah, I don't know.

1744
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:02,840
Getting extra use, yeah.

1745
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,040
What kind of noises?

1746
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:09,520
It's like, you know, it started off like yours,

1747
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,420
it didn't make any noise.

1748
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,480
Mine's making noise now.

1749
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,800
Like a whirring sound?

1750
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,680
Like a compressor kind of noise.

1751
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,520
Oh.

1752
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,360
Pshh.

1753
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,200
Yeah.

1754
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,040
Yeah.

1755
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,100
Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh,

1756
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:22,940
like that?

1757
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:25,180
Yeah, a little less, more of what you have to do.

1758
00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:26,720
Okay, needs a muffler.

1759
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,760
So by using CPAP, now, okay,

1760
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:33,320
you had a severe apnea issue.

1761
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,160
Yes, I did.

1762
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:35,000
Severe.

1763
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,480
And snoring.

1764
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,320
Oh.

1765
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,160
Severe.

1766
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:38,980
Horrific.

1767
00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:40,760
So the apnea has, from what you're telling me,

1768
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,720
the apnea has been solved.

1769
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,560
Yes.

1770
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,640
Is the snoring solved?

1771
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,240
Probably 75% of it.

1772
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:51,200
My wife can still hear me snoring in the mass,

1773
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,340
especially if I have a couple cocktails and I'm drunk,

1774
00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:56,760
she can, I snore.

1775
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,440
But without that, she's like, you snore very little.

1776
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,520
It's very subtle.

1777
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,360
You know, in fact, she snores louder than I do right now.

1778
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,600
At least as far as I know.

1779
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,520
Yeah.

1780
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,360
Interesting.

1781
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,200
And she doesn't snore that loud.

1782
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,840
What do you do to clean the mask and the hose?

1783
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,480
I just simply run it.

1784
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,320
Do you shower with it?

1785
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,480
That's what I do.

1786
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,320
You shower with yours?

1787
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,140
Wear it with it and shower with it.

1788
00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:18,400
Yeah, I take it in the shower

1789
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,360
and just clean it in the shower.

1790
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,160
Every morning when you wake up?

1791
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,120
Maybe every other day.

1792
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,960
Really?

1793
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,160
God, that's really good.

1794
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,840
I clean mine like once every six months.

1795
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,680
I almost said year.

1796
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:30,500
Really?

1797
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,340
I know, I heard year.

1798
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:33,240
I cleaned it twice.

1799
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:35,040
I didn't want to say year

1800
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,760
because it kind of makes me weird,

1801
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,240
but it might be year.

1802
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:41,720
I clean the hoses and the reservoir.

1803
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:45,320
I clean the mask about once a week.

1804
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,280
By doing what?

1805
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,040
I take it to the sink and I use soap and water.

1806
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:49,880
Yeah.

1807
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,480
That's all I do when I have done it.

1808
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,240
But the tube itself, I don't clean the tube out

1809
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:59,080
because I'm not exhaling into the tube.

1810
00:54:59,080 --> 00:54:59,920
So.

1811
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,740
You're not?

1812
00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:01,580
You're not?

1813
00:55:01,580 --> 00:55:05,680
No, because you're not sending your breath into the tube.

1814
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:10,680
The connection between the tube and the mask

1815
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:15,240
has these flaps that will wear out after time.

1816
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:17,000
I've replaced mine once already.

1817
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,560
And when you exhale, it shoots out the sides.

1818
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,380
Gotcha.

1819
00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:22,200
So when you inhale, it comes through the tube.

1820
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,200
When you exhale, it shoots out the sides.

1821
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,120
So there's no real reason to clean the tube

1822
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,560
unless you have that humidity level.

1823
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,840
Using water with humidity.

1824
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,080
And that's really the only time.

1825
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,280
That's the reason why I don't clean it.

1826
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,600
But my mask, oh yeah.

1827
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,560
I've had to replace my mask three times since I've had it.

1828
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,120
Those masks are fucking expensive.

1829
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:39,960
Yeah, they are.

1830
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,800
They are expensive.

1831
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,360
165 bucks for one of those motherfuckers.

1832
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,200
I know.

1833
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,020
What?

1834
00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:44,860
Yes, yes they are.

1835
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:48,080
I've seen them on Amazon for like $40.

1836
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,360
I don't buy, I buy the ResMed version.

1837
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,200
I don't get the second.

1838
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:57,200
I can get a brand on Amazon for like 45 bucks.

1839
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,520
You might wanna look into that.

1840
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,240
I have shopped around.

1841
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:02,560
I buy from ResMed.

1842
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,400
So either I think.

1843
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,040
You sucker.

1844
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,760
I think maybe I got the whole pack with the little,

1845
00:56:09,180 --> 00:56:11,280
whatever I got was a package.

1846
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,880
It wasn't just the mouth part that fits around your face.

1847
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,920
It was the little elbow that goes

1848
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,080
and turns down to the tube.

1849
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,080
And so the headpiece that holds the mask onto your face.

1850
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:26,560
Yeah, that took a little getting used to.

1851
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,400
Really?

1852
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,960
You know what, I misspoke.

1853
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,800
You are right.

1854
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,600
I bought the whole headpiece with the mask

1855
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,000
and that was 165 bucks.

1856
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,960
Yeah, you can keep the headpiece and just buy the.

1857
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,160
Well, the headpiece, the little Velcro part on my top right

1858
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,380
kept falling out.

1859
00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:46,400
It kept, the Velcro part of it.

1860
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,240
Oh yeah, mine did that too.

1861
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,080
It was like fucking up.

1862
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,120
And in the middle of the night, it would come off

1863
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,760
and then my mouth would be like.

1864
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,440
Yeah, escaping and I'm like, what is going on?

1865
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,280
What is going on?

1866
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,120
Yeah, yeah.

1867
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:56,960
What's happening?

1868
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,440
I said, what's happening?

1869
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,280
That headset thing, again, very well designed.

1870
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:07,840
Very well engineered.

1871
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,160
It's got the two magnet things that come in.

1872
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,160
Clipped by the, kind of by your jaw.

1873
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,360
Yeah, it's perfect.

1874
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,200
And.

1875
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,480
Perfect amount of strong earth magnet.

1876
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,320
I take this thing out of the box and I go,

1877
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,560
what the, I gotta wear this thing.

1878
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,400
Right.

1879
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,640
But it's sexy, isn't it?

1880
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,480
But you put it on and it's not that uncomfortable.

1881
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,280
But does your wife think it's sexy as hell?

1882
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,480
Oh, she loves it.

1883
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,320
Right?

1884
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,140
Well, because he's quiet.

1885
00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:32,980
She's like, do me.

1886
00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:33,820
God.

1887
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,680
What do you think, honey?

1888
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,520
What do you think, honey?

1889
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:39,360
And she's like.

1890
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,400
So, that's the biggest part.

1891
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,240
That's the best.

1892
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,080
I want you now.

1893
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,400
Hold on, because we just did that.

1894
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,160
What do you think, honey?

1895
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,320
Like, one of the things I have to say,

1896
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,520
like Bronco, the golden retriever will come on

1897
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,200
and he'll sit there at the,

1898
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,320
and he'll start licking his balls

1899
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,640
or start doing something that's annoying.

1900
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,600
That's why I put the earbuds in,

1901
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,400
so I don't have to listen to any of that shit.

1902
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,720
I can't say, Bronco!

1903
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,360
And he's like, he looks at me like,

1904
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,440
what the fuck did you say, man?

1905
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,120
You man up, talk to me.

1906
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,760
Yeah, it's because you're like three rooms over.

1907
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:05,920
Bronco, Bronco.

1908
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,160
Look.

1909
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,200
What's he saying?

1910
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,240
Continue.

1911
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,480
But having said all this and praising how well

1912
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,480
this thing is engineered and it's way more comfortable

1913
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,400
than it looks like it would be.

1914
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,240
Yeah.

1915
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,080
Yes?

1916
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:23,920
Yes, agreed.

1917
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:24,760
They don't give it enough credit, really.

1918
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:25,600
Yeah.

1919
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,600
I don't think this has done anything for what I,

1920
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,080
I don't really think that I have any sleep apnea.

1921
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,680
Well, they did say you had minor apnea.

1922
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,960
They're like, sir, can you give us 1500 bucks

1923
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,280
and walk away?

1924
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,960
They're selling apnea machines.

1925
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,240
So what the hell is that?

1926
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,160
Nah, you're fine.

1927
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,360
Yeah, there's no problem here.

1928
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,080
It's minor, it's minor.

1929
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,640
Something you'll never hear, right?

1930
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,480
Yeah.

1931
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,000
So if you're not getting,

1932
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,520
if it's not impacting your life in a positive way,

1933
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,800
then you might wanna entertain not using it.

1934
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,600
I mean, just keep it, whatever.

1935
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,000
I mean, I need it.

1936
00:58:59,000 --> 00:58:59,840
Yeah.

1937
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:00,660
I have to.

1938
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:01,500
Sounds like you do, yeah.

1939
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,040
No, my wife is very clear that it's been night and day

1940
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,120
since I've been using it.

1941
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,160
But I will tell you, there's one problem with it.

1942
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,680
And I have the nose cup, right?

1943
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:10,520
Yeah.

1944
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,000
I'm a flip-flopper.

1945
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,160
Oh, is it big for your nostrils?

1946
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,720
Is it like going there too far?

1947
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,960
Are they stretched out to the point

1948
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,200
where you can pick your nose with your thumb?

1949
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,560
No, no, no, mine's a cup, right?

1950
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,920
It doesn't go into my nostrils.

1951
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:21,760
Oh.

1952
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,640
It's a cover of my nose.

1953
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,600
Kind of like the jet fighter one,

1954
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:27,640
but just over my nose, not the whole mouth and nose, right?

1955
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,480
So weird.

1956
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,960
Anyway, but it's amazing how I'm a flip-flopper

1957
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,000
and the tubes don't strangle me

1958
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,960
and they don't get caught up and they swivel.

1959
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,120
But sometimes they will get, they'll just get pulled.

1960
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,840
And so the thing will barely move

1961
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,600
and it'll be, yeah, right?

1962
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:43,560
You hear a leak.

1963
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,000
Well, I don't hear shit, right?

1964
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,160
My hearing aids are out

1965
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,840
and I'm sleeping regardless of what's going on.

1966
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,960
But Shelly can hear it.

1967
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,680
Like it's like a jet engine, you know, the sound going on.

1968
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,840
It's like, pull.

1969
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,520
So she, yeah, so she reaches over

1970
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,360
and she's trying to resolve it.

1971
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,200
Yeah.

1972
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,680
Do you know how fucking annoying that is?

1973
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,480
Trying to reposition the thing onto your nose.

1974
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,600
When you're asleep and there's a hand groping your face

1975
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,320
and she's trying to grab it and move it.

1976
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,360
And I'm like, get this, get it off me, get it off me.

1977
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,640
God.

1978
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,320
It's annoying as hell.

1979
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,160
And I get like-

1980
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,640
Do you sound like one of those deaf guys?

1981
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,460
Yeah, cause you're like,

1982
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:16,300
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar.

1983
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:17,440
Yeah, because you're wearing the mask.

1984
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,680
It's like, don't touch me.

1985
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:19,520
Don't touch me.

1986
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,760
Like a seal getting beat.

1987
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,920
Stop it.

1988
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:23,760
Yes, just like that.

1989
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,800
It was so annoying.

1990
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:29,800
And so she will, she'll, now she taps my head.

1991
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,440
Instead of her trying to fix it,

1992
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,520
she taps my head so that I will-

1993
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:35,360
Fix it yourself.

1994
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,400
You should tell her to go.

1995
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,880
Yes, I'll grab the hose and I'll fix it.

1996
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,720
And I'll, anyway, it's so funny.

1997
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,920
You should say, grab my penis instead of tapping my head.

1998
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:43,760
Oh, is that what I?

1999
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,840
Yeah, you should do that.

2000
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:45,680
Really?

2001
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,160
Just squeeze it.

2002
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,400
I will be, I'll know exactly what you're wanting

2003
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,440
if you just stick your hand down my pants.

2004
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:55,520
Oh, that's my CPAP machine.

2005
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,840
Yeah, and I don't know what you're trying to say, honey.

2006
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,400
That's not the hose I wanted you to throw.

2007
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,360
Hold on, stick with it

2008
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,500
because I think I know what you're trying to tell me,

2009
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:05,560
but keep your hand there.

2010
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:08,720
So has there been any long-term study

2011
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:11,280
that does this affect your lungs in any way?

2012
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,440
Even one of these?

2013
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,560
I mean, I don't know if there is or not.

2014
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,560
Forcing all this air in there?

2015
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,640
I don't know.

2016
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,320
I wasn't thinking about that.

2017
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,960
There are some long-term studies

2018
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,880
and it has nothing to do with the sleep apnea machine.

2019
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,280
It has to do with pressurized lungs.

2020
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,160
They have people out in space

2021
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,400
in the pressurized vessels.

2022
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,520
They have people in submarines

2023
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,680
and pressurized vessels for extended periods.

2024
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:37,120
I don't think that, our bodies are extremely resilient.

2025
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,920
So I don't think that's an issue.

2026
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:39,920
I don't know.

2027
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,760
I don't think so.

2028
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,360
But if you use it for the rest of your life,

2029
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,800
that's potentially what, 40 years?

2030
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,600
Well, I mean, look, I've got two things that concern me.

2031
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,880
That is kind of one of them

2032
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,480
because I find myself during the day sometimes like,

2033
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,200
oh, shit, man, am I struggling to breathe?

2034
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,240
Because I'm used to that pressure being shoved down there.

2035
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,560
Am I getting lazy and I don't want to breathe anymore?

2036
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,400
I haven't.

2037
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,240
I haven't.

2038
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,160
My lungs stop working.

2039
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,920
You just need to use it around the clock.

2040
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,520
Fuck, I can't breathe anymore.

2041
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,120
I walk around with a little battery powered, isn't it?

2042
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,400
Standing in the elevator with a CPAP.

2043
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,800
That's like the epitome of laziness.

2044
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,520
I don't want to breathe anymore.

2045
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,480
Breathe for me.

2046
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,240
I will tell you some things that do concern me.

2047
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,080
I just have mobile.

2048
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:20,920
I love you.

2049
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,000
It's the chronic exposure of the type of rubber

2050
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,880
that's around your face that's constantly being touched

2051
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,400
because rubber is basically, it's an effluent

2052
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,080
or it's a byproduct of oil.

2053
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:34,920
It's petroleum, yeah.

2054
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,240
It's petroleum based and it gets into our skin.

2055
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,360
We have no idea what that's gonna happen.

2056
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,040
Frankly, I've got questions for you

2057
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:47,040
because I stopped wearing these Bluetooth earbuds

2058
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,360
because I'm afraid of those microwaves

2059
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,840
and I was thinking, fuck, man, Paul wears hearing aids.

2060
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,200
They're Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, everything else.

2061
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,360
Do you have fears of that?

2062
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,760
Now I do.

2063
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,680
Thanks for bringing that up, bro.

2064
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,600
No, well, I mean, these are the things I think about.

2065
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,960
I've been wearing hearing aids.

2066
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,040
Well, they haven't had Bluetooth my entire life,

2067
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,400
but I've been wearing hearing aids since first grade.

2068
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,240
If there's an EF or what do you call it?

2069
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,440
RF, what's the frequency?

2070
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,560
Radial frequency.

2071
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,680
Yeah, yeah, if there's any concerns about that,

2072
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,440
then I would have had a problem a long time ago.

2073
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,320
No, I don't worry about it.

2074
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,160
Well, that's good.

2075
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,160
So the two concerns I had aren't really,

2076
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,000
I don't have a whole lot.

2077
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:28,840
I mean, I thought about it,

2078
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,040
but I don't think that's really a big deal.

2079
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,000
Well, you'd also, way to just go,

2080
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,800
if I don't use this, what's the side effects long-term?

2081
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,640
Sure.

2082
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:36,480
Right, what's better?

2083
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:38,840
Yeah, it's definitely better that I have it on.

2084
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:42,040
I will tell you that the quality of,

2085
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,040
the lack of sleep I was getting was,

2086
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:45,880
it was immeasurable.

2087
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:46,720
Yeah, you're a mess.

2088
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,320
We'd be driving, you'd fall asleep.

2089
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,160
I would fall asleep.

2090
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:49,980
At the wheel.

2091
01:03:49,980 --> 01:03:52,920
Larry, I would fall asleep driving all the time.

2092
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,560
And so, you know, working for the company I work for,

2093
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:59,560
I drive one hour, three hours, four hours one way.

2094
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,400
And I was fine getting out to where I was going,

2095
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,080
but driving back, dude, I would fall asleep all the time.

2096
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,280
And I would literally have to pull over and sleep,

2097
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,040
take a little nap on the way back.

2098
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,520
Cause it was bad.

2099
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,400
I mean, I woke up,

2100
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,360
I can't tell you how many times I've woken up

2101
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,920
driving to the back of a semi.

2102
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,920
And I'm like, holy shit, this just happened.

2103
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:17,920
That's not good at all.

2104
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,640
It's not good, oh my God.

2105
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,320
And my kids, like Austin, I feel so bad for Austin.

2106
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,840
Our producer's not here today.

2107
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:29,040
But Austin is like, whenever I drove, he would look at me.

2108
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,800
He would look at the road, he would just look at me.

2109
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,640
And as soon as I would fall asleep, dad.

2110
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:33,840
I was like, oh shit.

2111
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,280
You know, and I was a little annoyed at first

2112
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,800
and I was like, yeah.

2113
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,440
I tried to sleep, son.

2114
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,280
Yeah.

2115
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:40,800
Well, I was like, I'm awake, I'm awake.

2116
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:42,640
And then I was like, you're not awake, dude.

2117
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,680
You know, and so I was like, I started taking it serious.

2118
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,800
And so I was like, well, look, I've got a problem

2119
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,800
and I need to fix this.

2120
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:52,760
And it has, it's increased the quality of my life.

2121
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,640
100, 200%.

2122
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,480
Yeah, I agree.

2123
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,280
Well, not so much the falling asleep at the wheel

2124
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,040
or being tired all the time.

2125
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,680
But from what I've read, it's the strain on your heart.

2126
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:04,520
Yeah.

2127
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,800
Because you're gasping for air all night long

2128
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,000
and not getting enough oxygen in your body.

2129
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,400
So therefore your heart starts working harder

2130
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:13,720
than it should.

2131
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:18,200
That is absolutely, the lack of oxygen in your entire body

2132
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:21,360
is, that is like so huge to be oxygenated.

2133
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,040
That is like one of the best things,

2134
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,600
the best proponents of having that thing

2135
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,680
is to be oxygenated.

2136
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,280
You know, it does wonders for your body.

2137
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,920
I just wish I didn't have the side effect

2138
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,480
of excessive anal leaking.

2139
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,480
That's, I don't know why it affects that.

2140
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaking of anal leaking,

2141
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,080
you recently went on a trip to England

2142
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,320
and you, Larry, are our guest today.

2143
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,360
You just recently went on, I don't know how recent it was,

2144
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,200
probably in the last six months, right?

2145
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:47,680
We went in August.

2146
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,720
The wife and I went to, we went to England in August

2147
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:51,960
for a week.

2148
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,560
What's the weather like over there in August?

2149
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,040
Oh man, it was so great.

2150
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:56,880
Really?

2151
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:01,120
It was like high of 75 in the day.

2152
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:01,960
Right.

2153
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:03,160
So that's northern hemisphere,

2154
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,320
so they're in the same climate.

2155
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:06,520
It was about the same.

2156
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,360
It's fall for them.

2157
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:08,200
Same.

2158
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,520
Well, they're further north, I believe.

2159
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,760
It's about the same, what is this, longitude?

2160
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:13,800
Yeah, longitude left for us.

2161
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,160
Of Maine.

2162
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:16,440
Yeah, they're farther north.

2163
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,280
Yeah.

2164
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,120
Okay, okay, oh, oh, so it should be colder then, clearly.

2165
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,040
Well, 75 in August.

2166
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,120
It was cooler than it was here in August,

2167
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:23,960
I'll tell you that.

2168
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,000
In August, yes, very nice, very nice.

2169
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,240
Yeah, it was very pleasant.

2170
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,440
The other thing I noticed about England

2171
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,840
is they have no bugs.

2172
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,680
Oh.

2173
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,920
I never saw one mosquito, not a gnat,

2174
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,880
I think I saw one fly.

2175
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,720
Did you kill it?

2176
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:43,440
I would see like bees in like flowers and things like that.

2177
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,360
But no mosquitoes.

2178
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,200
No mosquitoes.

2179
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,400
Did you pay extra for that or no?

2180
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,840
And since it's, since the climate is very mild,

2181
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,120
the Airbnb apartments that we stayed in,

2182
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,800
there's no central air conditioning

2183
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:56,640
or window unit air conditioning.

2184
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,640
Isn't that crazy that they don't need that?

2185
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,040
You just open the windows, yeah,

2186
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:00,880
because they don't need it,

2187
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:01,720
because the climate is so mild.

2188
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:02,680
That's amazing.

2189
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,120
So you open the windows.

2190
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,000
The windows don't have screens.

2191
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:06,840
Why?

2192
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,440
Because there's no bugs.

2193
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,260
That's crazy.

2194
01:07:09,260 --> 01:07:10,640
Did you see any centipedes?

2195
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,480
Nothing.

2196
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,320
No.

2197
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,560
Maybe hobbits?

2198
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,480
Millipedes.

2199
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,560
How about bats?

2200
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:17,160
Ooh, no bats.

2201
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,160
No.

2202
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,720
Well, the bats eat the mosquitoes.

2203
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,240
But the story that I wanted to tell you guys,

2204
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,920
we went to, we went to.

2205
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:26,760
Deep thoughts.

2206
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,600
We went to.

2207
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,440
I had a call.

2208
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,280
Yeah.

2209
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,480
My wife and I flew to, we flew to London.

2210
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,200
We took a train across town to a train station

2211
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,200
called Euston Station.

2212
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,040
Houston.

2213
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:41,880
Houston.

2214
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,200
E-U-S-T-O-N, Houston.

2215
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:48,480
And then we took like a bigger, like cross country train,

2216
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,840
about an hour north to a town called Coventry.

2217
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,760
That's where we rented an Airbnb apartment.

2218
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:55,600
Mm-hmm.

2219
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:58,440
We went there to go to this outdoor music

2220
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,240
festival concert thing.

2221
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,960
It was huge.

2222
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:05,200
It was probably 600 acres and it was kind of

2223
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:06,200
out in the middle of nowhere.

2224
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,520
Even from the little town of Coventry,

2225
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,760
they had to take another train

2226
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:11,120
and then you had to take an Uber.

2227
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,080
I mean, it was out in the.

2228
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:12,920
Oh, wow.

2229
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:13,760
In the hinterland.

2230
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,800
You ever seen the show, Downton Abbey?

2231
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,760
Yes.

2232
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:17,760
Okay, that's what.

2233
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:18,600
I love that show.

2234
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,720
That was a great show.

2235
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,640
Great series.

2236
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,640
That's what it looked like.

2237
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,560
There was this English old manor

2238
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,640
that looked very Downton Abbey-ish.

2239
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:27,760
Oh, I would love that.

2240
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,640
And then all around it was nothing.

2241
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:30,480
It was fields.

2242
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,240
Fields, beautiful fields, though.

2243
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,760
A patch of woods here and there.

2244
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:34,600
Hit pause.

2245
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,600
So we're gonna take a look at this map here.

2246
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:38,920
So we got the North America and we,

2247
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,800
so essentially if you follow a straight line from Houston,

2248
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,560
it is north of.

2249
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:45,520
North of Maine.

2250
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,360
Yes.

2251
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,200
It's Nova Scotia.

2252
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,880
It's even north of Nova Scotia.

2253
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,120
Yeah.

2254
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,480
Wow.

2255
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,240
Probably closer to, if you take a little across,

2256
01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,840
maybe to Vancouver.

2257
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:56,960
No shit, it's way up there, actually.

2258
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,800
But it was, summertime there is very pleasant.

2259
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,760
It was very nice.

2260
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,520
So it must get cold as shit in Great Britain.

2261
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,720
Like in the winter?

2262
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:06,560
No, you pulled up.

2263
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,400
Really really cold.

2264
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,520
They don't get a lot of snow there.

2265
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:09,360
Really?

2266
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,200
I know.

2267
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,020
Did I pull up the wrong thing?

2268
01:09:11,020 --> 01:09:13,200
You pulled up the town of Houston.

2269
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,240
That was a train station.

2270
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:15,440
We were in London.

2271
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,280
Yeah, the train station.

2272
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:17,120
Oh, okay.

2273
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:17,960
It had a street name.

2274
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,440
Man, we really need our producer.

2275
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:22,720
Sorry, but you know, whatever, doesn't matter.

2276
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,880
London is what, you know.

2277
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,000
You do the best you can, Sean.

2278
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,840
It's like a hundred miles from there.

2279
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,840
So anyway, we went to go to this,

2280
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:34,240
it was a rock and roll themed outdoor music festival.

2281
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,680
Was it Wacken?

2282
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,840
Don.

2283
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,680
Who was that?

2284
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:38,500
Don McLean.

2285
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,340
Don McLean.

2286
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:40,180
American High.

2287
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,360
Bye bye, but American High.

2288
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,840
He was the headliner.

2289
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,320
If we sing that, we're gonna be here for 20 minutes.

2290
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,440
Minutes and 21 seconds.

2291
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,280
Whatever.

2292
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,160
But this whole thing, it was huge.

2293
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,760
It was probably 600 acres.

2294
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,000
I would guess there was 30,000 people at this thing.

2295
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,560
They had at least three stages that I know of,

2296
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:01,940
bands that were going on at the same time

2297
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:04,360
during the day and into the night.

2298
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,460
How exciting.

2299
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:06,960
Was everybody walking around with big things,

2300
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,400
a beer and just getting shit faced?

2301
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:12,480
They're all walking around with cowboy,

2302
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:15,280
Texas Western wear.

2303
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,120
Bizarre.

2304
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,920
I expected everybody to look like Ichabob Crane

2305
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:22,600
and Pip from Great Expectations.

2306
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,440
Right.

2307
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:25,440
I mean, they're all looking like Buck Owens.

2308
01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:30,040
They're looking like John Wayne in a 50s Western.

2309
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,480
Quickly, I'll tell you the story.

2310
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:34,080
I met this English guy as we're kind of,

2311
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:39,140
I met this English guy that was there to see a band.

2312
01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:41,640
Big, tall, nice looking guy.

2313
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,160
Tom was his name.

2314
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,040
He was a mechanic.

2315
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,960
He's probably middle 30s.

2316
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,360
Did you get his last name?

2317
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,660
This is the Red Clay.

2318
01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:52,880
We were there to see a band called the Red Clay Strays.

2319
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:53,720
That's right.

2320
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,120
That's an important part of the story.

2321
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,760
It's an American band,

2322
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,140
but they had gone over to England

2323
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:01,800
to play in this festival.

2324
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,640
Super cool.

2325
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:03,800
So that's why the wife and I went.

2326
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,960
So I meet this guy Tom.

2327
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,540
And he's decked out, man.

2328
01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:09,920
He's got the cowboy hat.

2329
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,080
He's got a bandana around his neck.

2330
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:12,920
Oh wow.

2331
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,040
Western shirt that he looks like he got

2332
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:16,920
at a Buck Owens garage sale somewhere.

2333
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,120
Do they have rhinestones?

2334
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:18,960
Right.

2335
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,800
He had a belt buckle, jeans, boot.

2336
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:26,800
And in his hat he had two black feathers

2337
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:30,180
stuck in his hat band.

2338
01:11:30,180 --> 01:11:31,020
By the name of a crow?

2339
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,520
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

2340
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,760
They did look like they were black crow feathers

2341
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,960
that he found in his backyard somewhere.

2342
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:40,760
Little beat down on the stick.

2343
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,280
So I get to talking with this guy.

2344
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:43,360
Very gamey.

2345
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,480
I get to talking with this guy.

2346
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,960
I go, Tom, I'm looking around here

2347
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,960
and I see like half of the people walking around

2348
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,880
are like in Western wear.

2349
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,480
And there's boots with food and trinkets

2350
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:56,300
and still in t-shirt.

2351
01:11:56,300 --> 01:12:00,460
I'm looking over here and there's like Texas barbecue.

2352
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:04,560
And over there is Tex-Mex tacos.

2353
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:05,400
I'm like, what the hell is going on here?

2354
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,720
Yeah, I didn't come all the way over here

2355
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,200
to get a bad version.

2356
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:13,200
It's like I'm walking around at home.

2357
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,320
Right.

2358
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,440
Except nobody walks around in Western wear.

2359
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,540
He explained that country and Western music

2360
01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:21,140
has become a big deal in England

2361
01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:22,480
over the past three or four years

2362
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,440
and that people have kind of embraced that whole look

2363
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,880
and the whole dress and the whole thing.

2364
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,240
That's awesome though.

2365
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,760
Okay, I get that.

2366
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,000
So after I kind of got to chatting with this guy

2367
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,280
for a little bit and you know,

2368
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,880
after a couple of beers too really.

2369
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:39,760
Oh yeah.

2370
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:43,960
I said, Tom, I need to,

2371
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,320
I need to talk to you about your hat for just a minute.

2372
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,680
Oh God.

2373
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,080
He goes, oh yeah, yeah.

2374
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,680
You know I'm from Texas, right?

2375
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,320
And he takes the hat off

2376
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:56,760
and he shows me the inside of it.

2377
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:59,320
He shows me the label inside of it and he goes,

2378
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:02,000
look, it's made in Mexico.

2379
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,400
Like he was really proud of this.

2380
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,480
Which is not Western wear for us.

2381
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:11,020
I'm like, okay, Tom, that's great.

2382
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:14,020
Good for you.

2383
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:15,360
It's great.

2384
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,360
I said, now Tom, you're doing it right son.

2385
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,440
Okay, because you've got a straw hat on

2386
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:23,520
and Texans wear a straw hat in the summer

2387
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,360
and a felt hat in the winter.

2388
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,760
He goes, yes, I read that somewhere.

2389
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,080
You're nailing that accent.

2390
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:31,920
Yes.

2391
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,680
And I said, but Tom, I gotta talk to you

2392
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,560
about these feathers in your hat, man.

2393
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,600
They don't do that in Texas.

2394
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,200
He goes, what, is there a problem?

2395
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,480
I said, well son, all I can tell you

2396
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,920
is that if a guy walked into a Texas honky tonk

2397
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,920
with feathers stuck in his hat band like that,

2398
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,920
somebody from the bar is just gonna beat the shit out of him.

2399
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:53,760
Oh my God.

2400
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:57,880
He goes, he looks aghast at me.

2401
01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:58,960
He goes, really?

2402
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,760
I said, yeah, really.

2403
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,120
He goes, well, perhaps I should remove them.

2404
01:14:05,160 --> 01:14:06,800
I said, yeah, I think I would.

2405
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,960
So he did yank some out and he threw some on the ground.

2406
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:11,400
That's awesome.

2407
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,040
That's awesome.

2408
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:15,040
Poor guy, you scarred him for life.

2409
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:15,880
That's good stuff.

2410
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:16,720
Well, if they wanted to.

2411
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,240
So Tom the mechanic, you never got a last name from him,

2412
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,640
right, shout out?

2413
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,920
Well, if they wanna be authentic,

2414
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,440
they should take something from a Texan, right?

2415
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:23,280
There we go.

2416
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:24,880
Yeah, you know.

2417
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:27,000
Except for the fact that we don't wear any of that stuff.

2418
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,200
No, we don't.

2419
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,280
Right?

2420
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:30,120
We don't.

2421
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,980
And what else did you do down there?

2422
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:34,760
We spent a couple of days in Coverage,

2423
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,060
we went to that festival thing

2424
01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:37,680
and then took the train back to London

2425
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,720
and did touristy stuff in London,

2426
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,080
all the regular stuff.

2427
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:42,920
The normal stuff.

2428
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,520
Everybody else does.

2429
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,920
Got fish and chips and things like that.

2430
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:47,760
There you go.

2431
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,520
You know, they drink a lot of gin there.

2432
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,920
And you're there for a week.

2433
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:51,760
Gross.

2434
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:52,600
Foul.

2435
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:53,420
A lot of gin.

2436
01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:54,260
I like gin.

2437
01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:55,240
Man, you go into the right conditions.

2438
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,080
No, thank you.

2439
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,360
You go into a bar, typically you go into a bar

2440
01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,720
and there's the bartender standing there

2441
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:02,520
and behind him is the shelf for a bar

2442
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:05,160
with the bottles of booze behind him.

2443
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:08,820
So the gin section is like 10 feet wide

2444
01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:11,000
and everything else is like just this two foot

2445
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,800
little section of brown liquors and maybe some tequila.

2446
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,160
They're big gin people.

2447
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:19,760
A big selection of gin.

2448
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,440
A lot of different gins.

2449
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,160
Well, I mean, they got bee feeders, which is,

2450
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,600
they're very, I mean, hell,

2451
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,960
do they even have bee feeders here?

2452
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:28,800
Oh yeah, they have bee feeders here.

2453
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,520
Yeah, it's the dude with the big hat, right?

2454
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,480
The other thing that I

2455
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:37,480
that I loved, restaurants, bars, the cab driver, everybody,

2456
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,200
no tipping.

2457
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,040
Incorrect.

2458
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:42,880
Correct.

2459
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:43,700
Really?

2460
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:44,880
Do they get offended if you tip?

2461
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,840
Couldn't tell you, because I didn't tip them.

2462
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:51,200
I know I've read some places that they will,

2463
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,040
they'll get offended, they're like,

2464
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:54,560
yeah, we don't accept tips.

2465
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:55,580
That's crazy.

2466
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:56,420
Interesting.

2467
01:15:56,420 --> 01:15:57,260
And everything.

2468
01:15:57,260 --> 01:15:59,480
The tipping culture is different here in the US

2469
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,600
and basically the rest of the world.

2470
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,680
Everything is credit card.

2471
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:07,980
Even the subways, you don't even have to buy a ticket.

2472
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:11,520
You just tap your card on the turnstile thing

2473
01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:13,440
that you go through, you know, the little

2474
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:14,280
Little fob reader.

2475
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,560
Yeah, it's a cashless society.

2476
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:18,100
Everything is boop, everything.

2477
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,080
Well, that's what they wanna do.

2478
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,000
At restaurants.

2479
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:21,840
Sure.

2480
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,240
At restaurants, at the end of the meal,

2481
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,920
the waiter will bring a handheld electric device

2482
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,520
and they'll show you the itemization of what you had.

2483
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,020
So you can kinda check it out.

2484
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,440
But you just beep, tap your credit, yeah, boop,

2485
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,360
and he's like, okay, catch you later.

2486
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,160
None of this where they.

2487
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,000
What?

2488
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:42,820
None of this where they.

2489
01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:44,080
I'm helping with the sound effect.

2490
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:45,880
Where they take your credit card off

2491
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:49,200
to Lord knows where they take it and do it all this.

2492
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,080
Again, we're behind the curve here in the US.

2493
01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,080
Although there are restaurants here

2494
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,720
starting to use this.

2495
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:57,160
I used to travel to Mexico and Canada

2496
01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:00,200
and they've had that shit for years.

2497
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,680
Where they bring it out.

2498
01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:02,960
Isn't that crazy that other countries

2499
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,480
are so far ahead of us on their technology?

2500
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:06,320
Yeah, yeah.

2501
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,140
That's sad.

2502
01:17:07,140 --> 01:17:07,980
They were.

2503
01:17:07,980 --> 01:17:09,160
I'll tell you what, we're about out of time

2504
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,080
and we need to talk about this bourbon real quick.

2505
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:11,920
We do.

2506
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,040
All right, well the bourbon Doc Swinson.

2507
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:20,120
Doc Swinson, it's a hundred and.

2508
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:20,960
10, right?

2509
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,080
It's 111.6.

2510
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,560
So Doc Swinson, it's a product.

2511
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:27,840
All right, the Whiskey Doc Swinson

2512
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,360
is located in Washington State.

2513
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,440
Sources whiskey to finish in different barrels.

2514
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:34,440
So they get it from Indiana and they bring it over.

2515
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:35,280
FGP.

2516
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:37,920
The bottle's part of their Alter Ego series.

2517
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,280
I think it's the name of the single barrel program.

2518
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,400
It's located at Total Wine and More.

2519
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,480
They picked this particular bottle.

2520
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:45,320
Hold on.

2521
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:47,560
The taste is, it's a light amber color.

2522
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:49,120
Does not say what it's about to say,

2523
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,220
but it says it's 12 year.

2524
01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:51,720
I don't know if this is 12 year.

2525
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:52,920
Is it?

2526
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:53,980
Let me see.

2527
01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:54,820
Can you see?

2528
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:56,480
I can't.

2529
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:58,760
Look, I apologize.

2530
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,760
We don't have a whole lot of time to talk about this.

2531
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:02,960
So I'll switch over to here.

2532
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:04,680
The variety of aromas fill your nose

2533
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,200
from a creamy caramel,

2534
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,040
or it's cinnamon bread and caramelized sugar.

2535
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,760
The other tones of grilled apricots,

2536
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,680
don't food struggle to reach your nose.

2537
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,100
A deep throat, vanilla flavor hit your tongue

2538
01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:16,600
before the oily texture washes it away.

2539
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,680
As the oil fades, you get a fruit sweet, tangy barrel char.

2540
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:21,800
So.

2541
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,360
It's six years.

2542
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,720
I tell you what.

2543
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:26,280
You want another pour?

2544
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,240
I am not a fan of this.

2545
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,080
Yeah.

2546
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,080
This is awful.

2547
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:30,920
Yeah.

2548
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:31,740
I'm not a fan.

2549
01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:34,320
I'll give it this, Doc Swenson's apologize up front.

2550
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,200
I'm gonna fly right through this from dudes.gust.

2551
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:39,800
This is Sean saying, this is a four.

2552
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:40,880
100% four.

2553
01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:42,320
I was thinking the exact same thing.

2554
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,480
Two.

2555
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:44,320
There you go.

2556
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:46,280
And what's the proof on this?

2557
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,360
111.

2558
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,620
Turpentine and cough syrup.

2559
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:52,400
I'm not gonna be that harsh.

2560
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:53,240
It's caustic to me.

2561
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:56,220
I don't think I've ever gone anything lower than.

2562
01:18:56,220 --> 01:18:58,180
I've gotten something.

2563
01:18:58,180 --> 01:18:59,180
I'll give a five one.

2564
01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:01,900
That's really low for me.

2565
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:03,340
Not a fan at all.

2566
01:19:03,340 --> 01:19:04,380
No, me neither.

2567
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:05,220
Interesting.

2568
01:19:05,220 --> 01:19:06,060
Okay.

2569
01:19:06,060 --> 01:19:06,880
All right.

2570
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,720
Well, I mean, it is what it is.

2571
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,300
Yeah, it is what it is.

2572
01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:10,140
I didn't care for it.

2573
01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:13,100
I didn't care for it the first time I had some water to it.

2574
01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:13,940
It still didn't help.

2575
01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:14,780
It made it worse.

2576
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:16,420
Oh, you didn't fill mine up?

2577
01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:17,620
Oh, I wasn't.

2578
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:19,980
Oh, I was busy documenting stuff.

2579
01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:21,060
Yeah, you gave it a one.

2580
01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:22,620
So I wasn't sure if you wanted more.

2581
01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:23,900
I gave it a four.

2582
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:25,620
All right.

2583
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:26,460
It's the second half.

2584
01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:29,980
It's November 6th, the election week,

2585
01:19:29,980 --> 01:19:31,660
celebrating the Trump's victory.

2586
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:32,480
Thank you.

2587
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:33,320
God bless.

2588
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,540
Happy that it happened, Mr. Dude.

2589
01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:35,600
The podcast.

2590
01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:37,740
What's his name?

2591
01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:38,580
Dudes Like Us.

2592
01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:39,400
No, no.

2593
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,240
Austin, my son.

2594
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,080
Oh.

2595
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:42,900
The producers know he's not here today.

2596
01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:44,160
So no shout out to Austin.

2597
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,000
Fuck off, Austin.

2598
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,100
He's hanging out, tutoring and stuff like this.

2599
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,060
Thank you, Larry, for coming up here.

2600
01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:52,100
Check us out on Dudes Like Us podcast

2601
01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:53,620
for Facebook and Instagram.

2602
01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:55,060
Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.

2603
01:19:55,060 --> 01:19:55,900
I'm Paul.

2604
01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:56,720
I'm Jeff.

2605
01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:57,560
I'm Larry, and thank you guys

2606
01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:58,860
for allowing me to sit in tonight.

2607
01:19:58,860 --> 01:19:59,700
Thank you.

2608
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:00,520
Absolutely.

2609
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,360
I enjoyed the hell out of it.

2610
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:02,200
This is awesome.

2611
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,420
Always fun.

2612
01:20:03,420 --> 01:20:25,280
Always fun.