I don't see nobody else in the room.
You might be talking to me.
I'm gonna tell you something.
All right.
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We do some wood crafting stuff.
You guys are interested to buy some of our dudes like us
swag, it's available for you.
We got all kinds of fun stuff.
All kinds of weird stuff.
And Jeff is basically our wood crafter.
He is our wood crafter.
We need to make you your cards.
Yep, thank you.
I need to get to startle on that.
We need to make one for Larry as well.
Larry, did we make one for you yet?
A card?
Oh, I guess we didn't.
Shh, that's a piece of pride.
You did give me a refrigerator magnet.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
This is nothing.
I'm very proud of it.
Well, you got a couple more.
You have it displayed.
I do, I sure do.
You got damn right I do.
You got it in your refrigerator?
I have it on my gun case.
My gun cabinet.
Are you safe?
Yeah.
I've showed up at people's houses
for some Christmas parties.
A couple times last year too.
I bring three or four in my pocket
and I stick one on the refrigerator at their house.
Kind of covertly.
It's like, yeah, yeah, you doing.
Here's a little refrigerator magnet.
Dudes, I guess I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
I'm Jeff.
And I'm Larry the Guest.
November 6th, 2024.
I'm excited, man.
We got Halloween behind us.
We do?
We had a great Halloween party.
I don't know if we even talked about that, did we?
We did last time, yeah.
All right, very good.
We had an Halloween party.
We got Thanksgiving coming around the corner.
It is, it's getting close.
Oh, dude, the fucking, the older we get,
it's like bam, bam, bam, bam,
these weeks just keep flying by.
Did you get your butterball for 99 cents a pound?
I did not.
I wasn't interested.
Did you have a text going with a bunch of guys
and they were all excited?
They were.
Like two, three, and four turkeys?
Oh, they were thinking like butterball
was code for something.
No, so yes, I had a group text
and somebody saw the 99 cents per pound butterball
and there was a mound of them, right?
It wasn't like there were two left, like briskets, right?
Right.
And yeah, they were like, oh my God, yeah, get me one.
I want one, dude.
So I don't know about those dudes like us listeners out there,
but some of us, our group at least,
anytime we see a sale at Kroger, Tom Thumb, whatever it is.
Usually briskets and pork.
Briskets, pork butts.
Ribs.
Chicken, anything, yeah, anything that's kind of like
out of the ordinary, we're kind of like,
oh man, we need to get it now.
It's kind of like our bourbons, you know?
We get those on special.
We're like, oh my God, this is not special.
Then we get the little text message
from Total Wine, from Stan, Kevin, Tom.
Actually, who else is out there?
John.
John and Tom.
But I don't get text from them.
John's the very cool dude, older dude.
He has a drink station there right there.
He's awesome.
Yeah, oh man, I was handing him a key chain.
He was like, oh, I've already got one.
And he whips out his key chain.
He's like, see what I got?
But you know what, I tell you what,
I finally came clean with my wife about something.
Every time we come home from Total Wine,
I have an extra bottle of something.
She's like, why do you, why'd you buy that bourbon cream?
Why'd you buy that coffee liqueur?
Why did you buy that whatever?
And I'm like, I finally said to her, listen,
because I'm an alcoholic, that's why!
I like it when lies go in, bitch.
No, no, very good guess though.
No, no, it's because we go in there
and we always have samples over and over and over
from these guys.
And we've gotten to know them and we never,
and they make their money on commission
and we never buy anything from these guys.
I mean, Sean, you're actually great.
Yeah, well.
You do, you buy stuff.
Anyway, but I was telling Shelly, I was like.
Yeah, but it sits there, dude, I can't get rid of this shit.
Well, I know, but so I told Shelly, I was like, listen,
he makes all these drinks, we chat up all this time
and I never buy anything.
So I was like, I needed to, I needed.
And they're like 10 bucks.
I needed to buy, so yeah, but I bought pumpkin spice cream.
I bought bourbon cream and I bought,
there was another.
Wolkots.
There was another cream.
Yeah, it was Wolkots.
Anyway, it was good.
For those dudes like us listeners
that don't know what we're talking about,
maybe Larry included in this.
On Fridays, we traditionally will get together
as early as we can and we will go hit Total Wine
for our weekly venture to go procure whatever they've got,
some sort of whiskey, bourbon.
Or hopefully unicorns.
Yeah, we're hoping unicorns.
And we usually jump at Liquor King first.
Geographically, we look at a map, we go to Liquor King first,
then we head a little bit further west
and we hit Total Wine and then we get,
we sample a lot of fantastic things over there
to make sure that we wanna purchase them.
And we decide, I gotta buy that.
We bought them at Liquor King.
Most of the time.
Most of the time we're like, yeah, that's really good,
but yeah, I'm not gonna buy any of that.
All the time I'm doing that.
But anyway, but I told my wife, that's why I came over.
And she was like, oh, okay, so you're supporting those guys.
I was like, yes, I am.
We've had some pretty shitty samples too there though.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, but you gotta try them out.
And it's kinda, you don't know the shitty
until you try them. Well, true.
That's correct.
But by the way, by the time we walk away from this event,
I mean, I can visual it like a Warner Brothers cartoon.
You ever get like the Daffy Duck,
not Daffy Duck, but what is, it is Daffy Duck.
In the 25th century, and he's like on a little swing,
he boom, hits the wall.
Daffy Duck in the 25th history.
Wipeout, hits another wall.
Daffy Duck, ra ra ra ra ra.
That's the way we are doing the samples,
because we're kinda like, we hop from store to store
and the last store is Specs, right?
And by that time, we're fucking lit.
Yeah, we're stumbling, we're stumbling into Specs.
And those people are like.
Pissing in the parking lot.
And those people are like, no, no, no, no,
we're not all pissing in the parking lot.
Well, you.
That'd be just be you.
No.
I did it once, don't label me.
You did it on the truck.
You gotta go, you gotta go, what are you gonna do?
At least I wasn't shitting on the side of the road.
Ooh.
That was in Colorado when they shut the freeway down.
Did it happen?
Yes.
Ha ha ha.
It did.
We've told that story a million times.
Anyway, I would imagine.
I like that, he's one of the dyslegicates.
I don't know, it never happened.
Yeah, whatever.
Anyway, as we stumble into Specs,
I'm sure those people are like, oh God, here we go.
We're so dudes like us.
Oh man, I don't know.
Well, I know you guys are big bourbon guys,
which is fantastic.
And whenever I've been as a guest to your podcast
and around you guys, you've always had bourbon neat.
Yes. Yes.
Is that what you typically do?
I mean, or do you ever make mixed drink at Manhattan?
No, I do not, man.
On the podcast, it's always neat.
Old fashions or?
Yeah, on the podcast, it's always neat.
I'll make an old fashion for myself.
Sometimes I'll have it on a cube
if I'm just sitting downstairs.
Absolutely.
But on the podcast, it's always neat.
Have you ever heard of a drink called a horse neck?
Horse neck?
Horse neck.
I was watching an old movie
on Turner Classic movies some time ago.
One of the old black and whites from the 40s or something.
In the movie, a guy goes into the bar and he goes,
hey, let me have a horse neck.
And I thought he was joking.
The guy's like, all right, hey, ah.
I don't think that's what it is, Sean.
The voice is great.
And I looked it up and it's a thing.
A horse neck is a real drink.
It's basically an old fashion made with ginger ale.
Oh.
And I've looked up the recipe online.
Instead of simple syrup.
Yes.
And I've made it and it's very good.
I would imagine.
It's exactly what it is.
A horse neck cocktail that's made with ginger ale,
bitters and a long lemon peel.
That's wrapped around the inside of the glass.
A horse neck.
So maybe next time I go to Applebee's,
I'll say, I'll have a horse neck.
Yeah.
See if they know how to make that.
Well, it's funny you say that, Jeff,
because I've tried that at different bars.
It doesn't work.
And even like, you know, kind of nice sophisticated bars.
And I'll tell the bartender,
yeah, let me have a horse neck.
And it looks like I've got two.
That boy's lost his mind.
Like I've got two heads.
Horse neck.
And I say, yeah, it's a thing.
It's a thing.
And they look it up on their phone and go,
all right, I'll be, god damn, it is a thing.
So they'll make it.
If Jeff asked for it, they'd be like,
sir, you need to leave.
Well, you know what?
Like Paul will drink.
Well, first of all, I'll let you tell you,
say what you drink.
I like drinking my neat.
Even at home, I will sip on it.
If I mix it with anything, it'll be like a club soda,
and maybe a splash of water.
I don't like to put ice in it.
I don't like diluting it.
Period.
I like to drink it just the way it is.
And a lot of times I drink it
just the way it is in the podcast.
I'll have a sip of that and I'll drink a beer.
And my bourbon will last an hour.
You're a man's man, Sean Murphy.
You know what?
It's, I'll tell you the number one reason
is because I've been, it's not that I,
well, first of all, I enjoy it.
But I also really enjoy the old fashions,
the Manhattans, the bourbon and cokes,
the bourbon and spice, the horse neck.
I will enjoy the shit out of all those.
The problem is, way too much sugar for me.
You drink 25 of them.
Oh yeah, and then you would drink fucking so many of them.
Because with our palate, you know,
I mean, it's just like, it's not strong.
It's like drinking tea.
It's like wham, bam, wham, bam, wham, bam.
It's like drinking a soft drink.
So when you can pour yourself a little five ounce drink,
that five ounce drink, you can't sip.
I mean, I can't.
It's very difficult.
So I know I can sip this.
You know, and I can control it.
Because I find, for me, I find I get shit faced
if I start mixing drinks.
Like I can't go to your house and drink what you drink.
Otherwise I'll be, yeah, safety doming it all night.
Oh yeah, never.
Well, the sugar is what gets me.
I really can't drink.
You'll be safety doming it.
Jack and Coke.
Yeah, there you go.
Because we used to go to Dee Dee's
and we'd get Jack and Cokes.
And I'd have like, we'd have five or six of them.
I'd feel like shit before I left the bar.
Right, the amount of sugar.
Let's be fair.
When we first started going to Dee Dee's
in downtown Frisco, they had a bartender there
that was loading it up.
Oh yes, he was.
Dude, we had one Jack and Coke
and I was like, we gotta go home now.
Strong pours.
Maybe not one, but by the end of the second one,
I was like, holy shit, this guy's insane.
Because we would be like,
because most of the drinkers out there,
I'll take a single tall.
And you'd be like a triple tall.
It would be insane.
I don't know how much you poured in there.
And we tipped the shit out of him.
But then they changed,
the management's always been the same.
He left, but then they changed the dynamic.
The owner of Ford slash general manager,
he was kind of like, oh, you know what?
I'm not gonna drink anymore.
But whatever, it happens all the time.
These guys that work bars that are managing it,
it's so easy for them to drink.
They get stuck in a habit.
He broke, good for him.
He broke the trend and he stopped drinking.
And when he stopped drinking,
he started really grinding down on those numbers
and learned that his bar can make a lot of money.
And we started going back to it and we're like, fuck that.
Buffalo Trace, you want 20 bucks a drink?
Right.
Here?
Right.
No, I'm out.
I'm out.
So it was, I mean, I would spend 10 bucks.
I mean, I think 10 bucks is too much, but no.
So we stopped going there.
And I actually really enjoyed going to Deedee's.
Yeah.
I mean, they had live entertainment sometimes.
They had a little acoustical band out there on the patio.
Yeah.
This time of year, it's fucking wonderful out there.
Nice little bar out inside.
It's a cool little place.
Yeah, it's nice and the food is great.
Yeah, really good food.
Yeah, and it's just, it's unfortunate,
but I don't want to steer people away from that
because if you want a good time to take your family,
because it's family friendly,
during the family friendly hours,
and then at nighttime, it's kind of gets off the hook.
I mean, the reality is a $10 drink is probably normal.
Like if you find an $8 drink, that's pretty good.
You find a $4 happy hour drink
or a $6 happy hour drink, damn.
It's all syrup.
That's good shit, right?
Yeah.
So that's the unfortunate thing.
I mean, but if you go to the Star,
you're talking 15, 16 dollar drinks.
I mean, it is what it is, right?
I mean, they're all trying to make their money,
I guess, to pay for that lease, right?
For that rent space.
You know, it's expensive.
And our kids go there.
I'm like, how do you afford to go there?
Yeah, they go to Sidecar and they get fucking blown up.
But they'll pay rent.
Yeah, that's true.
It's crazy.
I don't know, I don't know.
But going back to what I drink.
So I've got three scenarios.
When it's with the guys, we're drinking neat.
We're drinking neat bourbons that we pull out,
that single barrels that maybe we haven't had in a while.
Yeah, like if they come over to my house,
it's a sample.
Yeah.
Let's try this, let's try this.
And over to Paul's house the same way.
Yeah, we bring out the good stuff.
We don't come over to Jeff's house,
maybe by design, because we'll come up here,
we'll be like, oh.
I want all of them.
Because it's not fair.
I mean, it's not fair for Paul and Jeff
to come over here and dip into this.
It's not fair for Jeff to do it,
even though if you did, I wouldn't care.
I don't, I don't drink any of it.
Whatever, but I'm just saying, you know,
if we came, if we were to come over here, we'd get,
I don't know, maybe we should.
Maybe we should.
Maybe we clear some of that shit out in there.
Yeah, there's a lot, because we, you know what,
I was looking at, I was diving in some of that stuff
during the halftime, and we've got a Gentleman Jack
in there, 80 proof.
I mean, we need to have that on the shelf.
Maybe we ought to leave that in there.
That's good stuff, man.
Gentleman Jack.
So how many bottles do you have?
And for the listeners, what we're talking about is
these guys get two bottles of bourbon
for each show to taste test, right?
One for the first half, one for the second half.
You comment about it on the show here.
Right.
Well, that leaves like, what, a half a bottle of bourbon
still, so you have these bottles stored
in this shelf in your house.
I would say there's 50?
No, no.
There's over 200.
Yeah, there's that much?
Yes.
There's probably about 100 centivibre,
because we've cleared a few out
and we've slowed down the purchasing,
because we're getting a little more picky on what we buy.
There's probably about 175 out there.
So there was a period.
175 half full bottles of bourbon.
Yeah, probably more, but the process was,
we were buying a bottle each every week.
So we were buying 20, 30, $40 bottles, sometimes 50.
Ooh, that's a lot of money.
Big standard.
And then, you know.
$50?
Well, Jeff would buy a $50 bottle,
Paul would buy a 40 and I'd buy a 20.
I mean, eh.
And they're like, you son of a bitch.
What the fuck's going on here?
So it's just kind of like,
and then so every week we started,
well then we started figuring out, all right, well look.
It got to the point where we started upping it up.
I want to get that, but it's too fucking expensive.
All right, well, let's go three ways on it.
Okay, we're like, okay, well that just, boom,
blew up our minds.
Now we were able to afford the $80 ones,
$100 ones, $150 ones, $200 ones.
And save money.
Yeah.
Save money, actually, yeah.
So, I mean, it worked out great
and we get a wider selection.
Like we've got a Garrison Brothers out there,
which I would never tell people to drink.
However, from our latest experiences.
Damn.
I've turned a corner with Garrison.
That's good shit.
Yeah.
It's really exciting.
It's great.
We got the Cowboy that was just released,
the Hazmat from Garrison Brothers.
We haven't had it yet.
It's out there.
We're waiting for a special moment
to crack it during the podcast.
It may be coming up on either the new year
or prior to the new year.
I don't know.
What's the most expensive one that you've bought?
The Cowboy.
That one.
You're gonna choke when we tell you how much that bottle is.
Tell me.
How much was it?
Tell me.
It's 260.
Wow.
One bottle.
280 a tax.
A 750 milliliter bottle for $260.
That's hard to stomach.
But.
I don't even think that was before tax, I think.
That was before tax.
Yeah.
Ugh.
And you know what?
I'm okay with that.
I really am.
Because when you split it three ways
and you use it in which we do use it,
we sample it, we grade it,
we rate it and we let people know what it tastes like.
I'm excited.
I can't wait to try it.
Yeah, we're gonna enjoy it.
We'll enjoy it multiple times.
Yeah.
It's also our cologne.
Yeah.
Right.
And our mouthwash.
Yeah.
When I was down at,
I went down to Still Austin this past weekend
and took the tour.
And we were in a group.
It was my wife and I and another couple
that she knows through work.
He lives down there.
And we did the Still Austin and we did the tour
and there were a couple other guys and their wives.
And we did the tour and when we got back,
we got the visiting, right?
Cause we all had samples.
We all, everyone's loosened up a little bit.
So we're all visiting and talking.
And one of the guys was really excited
about Garrison Brothers and just bourbon in general.
And I let him know that we just picked up the cowboy
and his eyes got huge.
And he's like, really, you got one of those?
Oh wow.
He goes, I heard that when they released that
at the distillery, the line of cars to get in there
were hundreds and hundreds of cars long.
That is insane.
We got lucky.
That's insane.
I'm not gonna say which liquor store notified us
because I don't want to get anybody in trouble.
But we have these relationships
because we go to these different liquor stores
and we buy stuff and we're regular customers.
We don't spend a million dollars there,
but we spend more than the average bear.
We do.
And so, and plus we've got the relationships.
When they're we goof up, we do dudes like us.
We give them little trinkets and we goof off
and we invite some of them on the podcast.
Cause these guys are stewards.
They're really knowledgeable.
Well, let's not forget, we're celebrities.
Right.
That always helps.
In our own mind.
But with building that relationship,
they kind of like, hey, they send us a little text.
Hey, by the way, you might want to come down.
We've got X, Y, Z that's here
and someone needs to be here like right now.
And it's just like, we put the memo out there.
It's like the text, who's available to go.
It's like, just circling it.
Yeah, usually circling it.
It's the brown alert.
It's like beep, beep, beep, beep.
On my way.
Right.
Go down the fireman pole.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, meaner, meaner.
And that's what it's gotta be.
Cause like Jeff was saying,
there's people waiting down the street
to get these bottles.
Whatever, I mean, it's painful for them,
but we got lucky.
So we did score the cowboy and I was super excited.
Yeah, they only made 10,000 bottles of it.
And that's nationwide.
Oh wow.
Which is not a lot.
No.
Going nationwide.
So he was saying, so he didn't get one.
No, he didn't get one.
Right.
And so he was like jealous.
He was envious.
Yeah, he was like, how was it?
I was like, well, we haven't tried it yet.
He's like, I'm gonna have to watch the podcast.
Oh, you haven't tried it?
There we go.
No, we haven't tried it yet.
We're waiting cause it's such a special bottle.
We don't know when we're gonna do it.
That bottle is unopened in a box.
It's in a box.
Trump just got elected.
Isn't that big enough of a celebration
for you to try this for crying out loud?
This is also the 10th year of it.
So it's kind of...
Yeah, it's even added.
It's a little more special even.
Yeah.
And it's hazmat.
So this is our...
Do you know what hazmat is?
No.
So Jeff, the official definition of hazmat.
Well, hazmat is what the bourbon whiskey folks call it
if it's over 140 proof.
Because you're not allowed to fly with alcohol,
like on a plane, that's 140 proof and higher.
Like you can't even check it in your life.
You can't even check it or anything like that
because it's combustible.
So a bourbon that is 140 proof, they're calling it hazmat
because it's hazardous material.
I get it.
Right.
And it's excellent.
I mean, just the bourbons we've had at that level
are so rich.
They've been...
We've only had a handful of them, not too many of them,
but yeah, they're...
They're thick.
So if you were to take one of those
and you were to shoot it, you would lose your mind
because it's not something you should...
It's like drinking Everclear.
I mean, Everclear is what, 190?
I mean...
I had some Everclear.
I don't even know what it is.
I had some Everclear at Still Austin.
They pulled the clean distillate that they brought off.
He goes, this is about 185 proof.
They took you out in a gurney?
The white dog?
It was.
He goes, yeah, you hear this called white dog.
This is 185 proof-ish around there.
And he gave us...
It was like a full shot.
He goes, no, everybody doesn't have to do this.
I was like, I'll do it.
Well, look at you.
Yeah, you did.
I'll do it.
By the way, check out all these balls.
I did it and one other person did it.
Out of the six people there, only two of us did it.
And I smelled it and it was very grain forward
and everything, but do you ever have horseradish
when those vapors go through your nose?
That's what it was like.
I was like...
Wasabi and it's kind of like, boom!
It was.
And I was just like, I was trying to keep it cool.
I was like, wow, yeah.
I just shit my pants.
It was just going through the nose.
I was like, wow.
So you took one little sip of it.
No, I shot it.
Did you really?
Yeah, there's only one way to do that.
I'm not sipping that.
Good for you.
First of all, it doesn't taste good.
No.
It tastes like corn fire.
It's got a flavor to it, but it's hot.
They always said that Everclear is so dangerous
because it has no taste.
Bullshit, it totally has a taste.
It's a bad taste.
Yeah, when they put a bottle of Everclear
in the punches and college.
Oh yeah, I taste the Everclear.
Oh, you absolutely taste the Everclear.
You can taste your soul leaving your body.
When you drink.
Yeah.
All right.
High C and Everclear.
That was college punch.
Yeah, it's food punch.
Yeah, but you know what?
In that, that's actually pretty good.
And I enjoy hazmat stuff.
Hazmat bourbon or whiskey.
Oh, for sure.
Technically it's whiskey.
Because anything over 125 proof is not bourbon.
It's whiskey.
No, no, no.
120?
No, no, no.
It can't be in the barrel, entered into the barrel
can't be higher than 125 proof.
But if it ends up being,
it can end up being whatever proof it wants to be.
I think still also says they've had some go up to 165.
Bourbons.
Oh, well good.
Meaning it goes into the barrel at 125 or less
and then all the water evaporates.
Yeah, all of it.
It's left with a thimble.
Like literally all of it.
And then we have a really high proof bourbon.
So, anyway.
By drinking that, I mean, I enjoy,
I buy them when I have it,
when I see them I like to buy them.
Like to buy a single barrel Hazmat
because of the style in which I like to drink it.
We talked about how we drink our stuff.
I like to drink my neat.
So if you have a Hazmat neat, well, God bless.
With a Hazmat.
You need one.
Yeah, you need one drink.
And I usually, I like club soda.
And I'll tell you,
I'll break down the club sodas really quick
because it's odd.
And most people would be like club soda, carbonated water.
It's the same thing.
It's club soda.
It's water with fucking bubbles in it.
Get over it.
No, it's not.
You can go to a soda fountain machine,
click on the soda button and you get carbonated water.
The CO2 hits it and there's a lot of bubbles in it.
All right, great.
Those are large bubbles.
So when you drink that,
imagine you're thirsty, you drink a club soda,
it goes down.
It goes belch.
Oh God, you're just like overwhelmed.
You're just burping the hell out of stuff.
Well, all right, well, I mean.
I don't quite sound like that.
That's not fun, okay?
They have.
So dramatic.
Topo, topo chico, is that how you say it?
Topo chico.
Topo chico, yeah.
It's a little less bubbles.
They've got Perrier, which is even a little less bubbles.
My favorite, my 100% favorite to drink with hazmat stuff
or just stronger bourbons is San Pellegrino.
I just like the way he says bubbles.
I know, me too.
Me too.
The lisp is really coming.
Bubbles.
So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, bubbles.
Cinnamon bubbles.
Tell us about your bubbles.
All right, so.
Yeah, and he said it.
That's my dancing name.
And Larry, Larry, he said it like 14 times.
Bubbles on the surface.
Bubbles and tiny bubbles.
Yeah, there was like way too many bubbles.
A lot of bubbles.
Yeah.
Okay, all right, so hold on.
All right.
So how much of the bubble water are you putting in
with the hazmat?
I don't mix it in there.
Oh.
It's a, it's a.
It's a chaser.
It's a, it's a, the bubbles on the side.
It's a chaser.
It's a bubbles on the side.
No, I mean, I don't like to mix it.
So I have my drink on the side.
It's a chaser.
So it's a small little rocks glass.
We're gonna lose Larry here.
We're losing him.
He's fallen to the ether of the podcast.
Okay.
Just say bubbles one more time.
No, don't.
Bubbles.
There you go.
I think it's run its course.
All right.
Okay, interesting.
So it's a chaser.
I didn't realize that.
Yeah.
And that's the way I like to drink it.
So, you know, a lot of times you, you know,
I'll have a beer and sometimes I'll,
I mean, if you're going, I've gone to a bar,
I'll order a bourbon and I'll have a cup soda back.
No ice.
To chase it.
Yeah.
You order that sometimes.
You'll order like that all the time,
but they always bring it in ice.
Yeah.
I'm just like, why?
It didn't want ice in there.
If I wanted ice, I wouldn't ask for ice.
Oh, you just want.
They always fuck you at the bar.
They do.
I'm doing a Joe Pesci there.
So you just want a glass of the bubble water.
No ice.
Dude, I don't think that it's the room temperature thing
that would bother me.
I mean, is it room temperature?
I guess it's cold.
Well, dude, you grew up in the,
you didn't grow up in the United States.
Did they have ice everywhere you went?
Dude, that's a really good question.
I mean, in Okinawa, did they have ice for you?
Yes, there's ice in Okinawa, dumbass.
That's only in America.
I mean, they had.
There is ice in Indonesia as well,
but you can't, you have to be cautious
about it being purified water.
That's the point I'm saying.
So I grew up living in Europe and we didn't have ice,
because if you had ice, you'd have to pour the soda
into a tray and put it in the freezer.
Right.
In the freezer.
We just didn't do it.
We got used to just drink it straight out of the liter.
And that's the way we drink it.
We got used to it.
It was easy and it's easy for me.
And so I don't have a problem with it.
Actually, I can't recall.
I mean, I'm sure we had ice trays, right?
We had filtered water.
We had ice trays.
Yeah, we had the big tubs of water
that you dump into the big dispenser.
What do you mean?
People have that in here in their own homes.
The big heavy.
We just had sink water.
Yeah, the big five.
We had tap.
We just had sink water.
Oh shit, yeah, in Cincinnati.
Turned down the faucet.
Yeah, you had your radioactive sink water in from Cincinnati.
Yes.
Oh, even Houston.
Houston's like a pharmaceutical nightmare down there.
They probably overload the fluoride.
Yeah, they probably did.
Speaking of fluoride.
Oh, we're not gonna talk about politics.
Oh, but you know what we can.
Let's touch a little bit on Elon Musk and-
Yeah, it's a different flavor of politics.
It's not really politics.
Yeah, I don't wanna get into the,
we already went through the,
on the first half about the election and stuff,
but we were talking about some of the great things
that Trump is gonna do.
Hopefully he's gonna follow through with all these things.
And one of the things he's appointing,
based on what I heard, was Elon Musk to work with Ron Paul.
And Paul, why don't you follow through with some of that.
Yeah, I mean, so he wants him to come on board
and be part of his government efficiency.
Government efficiency.
So that's, I mean, I think we've all been complaining
in general about just out of control spend, right?
These trillion dollar budget, trillion dollar deficits,
that's what's contributing to the inflation.
And then we have this out of control debt, right?
What, 36 trillion?
Right.
And he thinks, yeah, that's never, ever gonna be solved.
But, I mean, Trump is talking to Elon and he's like,
you know, I need you to tighten up ship.
And he's talking about cutting Elon.
Elon's Twitter, 80%.
I wonder if, if you remember the guy from Argentina.
Yes. He came in and he says,
we're doing away with this organization,
this organization, this organization, this.
He's a libertarian.
The Department of Education has gone.
I wonder if Elon's gonna come in there and go,
yeah, we don't need the Department of Health anymore.
Damn right he's gonna do that.
Or Department of Education.
You know the beauty, his name is Millay, I think.
It's M-I-L-L-E-I or something like that.
He's a libertarian.
Yeah.
And he got voted in.
And remember, Argentina's been struggling
with this hyperinflation issue for decades.
Right. Right?
Like hyper, hyper, hyperinflation.
Tell the President of Argentina.
Yeah, M-I-L-E-I.
Javier.
Javier Millay.
So anyway, it was a, this is a real time experiment
of somebody willing to do the things
that no elected official has ever been willing to do,
which is literally cut government programs.
On day one, he like, he got rid of 8,000
government employees that were part of some department
that was overkill.
Like, you know, just waste, bloat.
Well he asked a lot of places.
Yes.
Yeah, he trimmed the fat.
Oh, a lot.
You know what I'm saying, trimmed the fat.
It's different from what Joe Biden did
when Joe Biden trimmed the fat on actual, you know,
like the oil, first day in office, he just cut oil program.
So I wonder if Elon's gonna come in there and do that.
It's probably gonna be harder to do up here.
Oh, big time.
But there's so much bloat.
There's so much bloat.
I mean, if you say we're doing away
with the Department of Education.
And push it down to the states.
Push it down to the states.
So every state has to create a Department of Education.
Every state.
So those federal jobs have jobs.
They can go down to whatever state they want to.
Yeah.
I mean, you're not losing those jobs.
And that way, it keeps kind of the power
of what you're educating in your schools local.
Absolutely.
And that's good and bad.
It's about pushing the power
as close to the people as possible.
Starting at the city, then the county, then the state.
Well, the teachers union is gonna fight that big time.
You think so?
I think so.
I think they get a lot of power
from the Department of Education.
The union are kind of tied at the hill.
Well, that'll be dissolved.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
What's that?
No, she won't allow that.
That lady, what's her name?
The head of the teachers union?
Adolf.
Really?
No.
I mean, look, if they cut it, then they cut it.
I know who that is.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really care.
I'm more interested in them just trimming the fat.
You know, the less money we're paying to the government,
the more that we can put in our pockets
and pay for food and pay for our kids' college.
Here's what I find really interesting, right?
We already know that Trump is not a politician.
He's a businessman.
Elon Musk is a businessman.
He's gonna bring him in to solve some, have government,
have approaches to government bloat
that they don't do normally.
It's my fact, and they're even like RFK Junior.
They're talking about bringing RFK Junior to be the health.
They're not talking about it.
They're doing it.
They're gonna do it.
So RFK's gonna come in and then on his first day,
he's gonna put the order down
to strike fluoride from our water.
Yes, so I'm actually excited about them bringing in
different types of people to solve some of the issues
that we're having, the bloat and the inefficiencies,
and we'll see how it goes.
I'm really excited to kind of see how that goes.
It's like an experiment, you know what I mean?
And it can't be bad, in my opinion.
I don't think it, I've heard some people say that,
well, if the government's gonna help,
like let's just say, for example,
I don't wanna mention, well, I had a family member
from the Northeast, hard-core Democrat,
and she was kind of like,
I kind of like the government helping us out,
putting fluoride out in the water, looking out for us.
I kind of like the government putting vitamin fortified,
vitamin D in our milk.
They're trying to help us.
I kind of like them doing all this stuff.
And I was like, why?
To me, it reminds me of the squirrel and muskrat.
It's an overreach of authority.
Why do they get to choose to put fluoride in the water
that comes out of my sink?
Yeah, we just have blind trust in the government, right?
Blind trust.
But it turns out that-
And is it good for us?
I don't know.
Well, that's just it.
Ignorance is bliss.
Well, I've also-
It's not good for us.
I heard that one of the things,
you said the fluoride's gonna be one of the first things.
I also think he's, I heard Kennedy's gonna work on
is get all those fake colors out of our food as well.
Really work on the processed food.
I like red dye.
Red dye 40.
I hate the red dye.
I want as much red dye 40 as I can get.
I put it on my waffles.
And that's the bad stuff.
I just buy a bottle of red dye 40
and I put it on waffles, I put it on my eggs.
You just shoot it, right?
Add it to your bourbon.
And I want preservatives.
I want plastic straws.
Yes, all of it.
I want all of it.
Well, that's the shit you don't find over in Europe.
Anoshan says that there's foods
you don't find over there.
And a lot of it is because of those food dyes.
Yes, no, I totally agree.
But the EUs, their government,
I don't know what their form of,
I don't know, who's that does our food?
FCC?
FDA.
Their FDA kind of strikes down all kinds of stuff.
They're kind of like,
you gotta be losing your fucking mind.
What do you think this is, the United States?
We're not putting that shit over here.
Yeah, you bring that up a lot, Sean.
The government standards in the safety standards,
I guess I should say, in Europe
are different than the safety standards in the United States.
And that's concerning.
They should, there should be a standard set
that everybody agrees on
and that food scientists and whoever.
Like a global conglomerate?
Oh God, that sounds horrible.
Well now we're gonna get into the UN style stuff.
But you know what?
That sounds horrible because.
No, but there should be.
Because money gets involved.
Well I think the reason why you see.
And when money gets involved,
just like pharmaceuticals, it goes sideways.
I think the reason you see it over here
are the lobbyists for the food companies,
the chemical companies, they're lobbying the FDA
to say, hey, we can make this food,
it'll pass it.
Yes.
It's the lobbyists.
Lobbyists are the root of a lot of evil.
They really are.
There's a lot of money flying around.
Oh, tons of money.
It all boils down to money.
Yeah, lots of money flying around.
And I want Twinkies.
Twinkies. And Ho-Hos.
Those Twinkies.
What are those made out of?
To make them last for decades.
I don't know.
But that actually came up in the.
They taste good though.
That came up in the JD Vance.
My favorite one was like the pink cupcakes,
the chocolate cupcakes.
With the coconut.
The marshmallow, the coconut on top.
Snowballs?
Snowballs!
Yeah.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
I don't think I've ever had a snowball.
Oh, Jesus.
But that sounds wonderful.
Oh, it's so.
What did JD Vance say?
Well, JD Vance was talking to Joe Rogan
and they were talking about how pharmaceuticals are,
you know, during the, on TV,
you have all these pharmaceutical companies, right?
And they're showing these commercials where,
you know, do this and this and this,
and at the very end you have these people
skipping on the beach and it's like,
and it can cause lung cancer, and it can cause death,
and it can cause this, and it can cause that.
And it can cause leaking.
It can cause anal leaking.
Anal leaking.
Anal leaking is on every single one of them, actually.
You don't want that.
No, we don't want anal leaking.
I think Sean's anal leaked downstairs earlier.
Oh, God.
Hey, man, I had a, you know, don't judge me.
I could've saved it for the podcast, Rome.
But I did, I watched that part in there,
and Joe Rogan asked the question,
what would it take, is it possible to undo that regulation
that allows pharmaceuticals to advertise?
100%, I mean, they wouldn't let you advertise
liquor or cigarettes on television.
Or lawyers or doctors.
I didn't know about that.
Yep.
Yeah, that's, you see all that shit now.
And here's the point that they were making about it.
So there's so much advertising revenue
that the pharmaceuticals are giving to the mainstream media
that what do you think the mainstream media's gonna do?
They're not gonna, they're gonna go right along with it.
Right.
Right, they can't demonize them.
They can't air news reports that talk about
this vaccine being unhealthy for you.
They can't air negative.
They take $20 million from them in the commercial.
Yeah, they're not gonna take $100 billion from them
and then give negative press to them.
They can't do it.
They don't wanna risk losing that revenue.
And that's what JD Vance said.
We need to stop allowing them to advertise on TV.
Not just TV, I think magazines.
Because if I get a magazine. Period.
I don't have magazines, but every now and then
you get a free magazine and you're looking through it.
It's flooded.
All the ads are looking like big, thick,
two-page ads for drugs.
Flooded, flooded, flooded.
And all of it's all the disclaimers.
Yeah.
You're gonna die from this.
You got anal leakage.
Anal leakage.
And shit like that.
Yeah, and that should be, I think,
really the focus of this podcast is anal leakage today.
Sure.
So let's really dive into that.
Let's dive really up in there.
You know what, if we really wanna get into leaking,
I'll tell you about something that bothers me.
And this has been occurring.
And plus, I gotta tell you, I don't know about you guys,
we had a prior podcast about my sleeping inabilities
where I was waking up two, three times a night
because of my sleep apnea.
And I'd get up two, three times, I'd have to go pee.
And I was just like, it was a fucking absolute,
I didn't even realize how miserable I was.
Were you leaking?
No, I'll get into the leaking part soon.
But I'd get up, because I'd go to bed.
In fact, I had to sleep on the couch.
Dude, I slept on my couch for fucking 12 years
because I couldn't sleep in the bed with my wife
because I was, she thought I was gonna fucking die.
And I snored so loud.
Was it just loud?
It was the,
it was the type of snoring as well.
Symphony of gelatinous.
I think your tongue would go down
into your fucking lungs or something.
It was bad.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was really, really bad.
So it was bad.
In fact, I ordered through Loft,
L-O-F-T-A, and I will encourage people
to go out there and do it.
So Loft-O, they provide you with a little device.
You hook up to your finger,
and there's a little microphone
that goes up to your throat,
and you Bluetooth it to your phone overnight,
and you register it, you put your name on there.
All the data goes to the center,
and they process it.
They have a real doctor that will assess the report,
and they'll be like,
Yeah, you're gonna die.
Yeah, I was gonna say, they call me.
It's okay to me to say,
on a scale of one to 10, you're fucking 25.
You are, you shouldn't.
I was in the car when you got that phone call.
Really?
Oh, you mean for real?
They called you, and they were like,
you have a serious problem?
Yeah, well, they said it was way beyond normal.
They were like, yeah, you need to start us off.
Well, we witnessed it firsthand, didn't we, Jeff?
I have multiple times, yeah.
Yeah, well, we travel, and when we travel,
we usually share a bed, I mean a room.
A single bed.
A single bed, all three of us.
A twin, a twin.
So I got the Locta CPAP machine, APAP, CPAP.
CPAP, APAP, I figured out that APAP's just automated.
It's not really that big of a deal.
CPAP is the continual pressure, right?
Yeah, and I'm kind of on board with the continual pressure.
The APAP to me is variable, and I'm not really,
anyways, the leaking part is the mask,
so I've experienced some of that going on, but.
Like drool?
No, not drool, leaking that way.
The air?
Air-wise.
Oh, air.
I mean, I have different components,
and I'm kind of, these CPAP machines are expensive.
I mean, I paid 13, 14 hundred bucks for this thing.
You know, it's by AirMed, A-I-R-M-E-D,
I believe, something like that, right?
How long do those last?
Like, when are you gonna have to buy another one?
I had mine, I've had it for a year and a half.
That's what I was kind of driving to,
because I went to bed the night before last, and this night,
and I was making a little bit more noise than it should,
and I was kind of like, what's going on over there?
Thinking I need to take a little, take a look,
let me do some purging,
because I don't know, drop another 1500 bucks on it,
and I don't even know if it's covered by insurance.
It is.
Is it?
Sure it is, yeah.
Well, you didn't have insurance at the time.
You did, no.
That was part of the problem.
That's why you delayed.
That's why you delayed on the whole thing.
Well, I mean, I ended up paying for it.
Now, the leaking, though, is not the unit itself.
It's, you know, you have to.
It's the mass, it's such a good thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a.
Different types of mass, right?
Well, I mean, and this is the problem
that some people suffer with.
First of all, I don't typically roll side to side
when I sleep.
I'm a back sleeper, so I lay on my back, and that's what I do.
And I'll tell you what, I enjoy the CPAP machine
because I can literally, because I have two pillows.
Right.
I usually put my head on the first pillow,
and I take the second pillow and I put it over my face.
I know it's stupid.
I don't give a shit what people think.
And then Tara reaches over and presses down.
I got my CPAP.
I can breathe till it was a spine.
She's like, damn it, I've been holding it for like hours
and he's still breathing.
She's like, fuck, I don't know how he does it.
But, you know, I usually, and I got to process,
and I'll share that with you.
So I got my phone and I put it on a little charger
and I got my headphones, not my headphones, my earbuds,
and I connect it, my tether it to the phone,
and I usually put on Netflix Seinfeld.
And I hit play.
I put the earbuds in my ear after my mask is on.
I lay down and I go to bed, and I go to bed pretty quick.
Hold on, you're ear-potting Seinfeld.
I'm not ear-potting, yes.
I think that's because you're on the sofa
and you would sleep with the TV on.
No, it's because I have a room,
I have a house full of people.
And so your white noise is Seinfeld.
Correct.
All the time?
I mean, do you ever switch to anything else?
Any other sitcom?
I mean, I went through-
Like Friends.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia for a while.
I mean, yeah, it's been a change.
It changes, but right now I'm on Seinfeld.
Sean, there's so many options.
You can listen to Bash.
You can listen to his company.
You can listen to, come on, guys,
just keep coming up with examples of what he could listen to.
Who's the boss?
Yeah, I dream of Jeannie.
Actually, that's a good one.
It doesn't really matter what it is,
but I mean, that is the whole thing that I do every night.
I lay down and I go to sleep, and I tell you,
and Larry, you have shared that you have purchased,
or you've got one.
Did you dip your toe in the CPAP world?
I did.
Head first. Like you, Sean,
I am a snorer.
That's a hard word to say, snorer.
Like bubbles.
Always have been.
Even when I was young and skinny, I snored.
Still snore.
So I go to the sleep doctor,
and they gave me one of these rings
that you put on your finger that you were talking about.
It syncs to your phone and syncs to the doctor's office.
So I wear this for, I forgot what it was,
three or four days, to monitor sleep
and disturbances in the night
and if you're waking up in the night.
Yeah, it detects you farting too.
So according to this data
that was sent to the doctor's office today said,
well, you have mild apnea.
Okay, well.
They said it like that?
Yeah, that's exactly how they said it.
So I go, I don't really think that I do
because I sleep through the night,
I wake up, I'm refreshed,
seven and a half hours, boom, I'm good to go.
I don't need a nap in the day,
but if your little technology says that I have sleep apnea,
really all I want you to do
is get me one of the machines, okay?
Shouldn't they be asking your wife?
So your wife is getting 90 minutes to sleep, right?
The wife confirms, yes, he's a snore.
But snoring, he's different than apnea, right?
I mean apnea, you're.
You stop breathing.
That's right, you stop breathing
so that it interrupts you and wakes you up,
but not all the way, okay?
So you're not getting that REM sleep?
For insurance to cover it has to be sleep apnea.
That's right.
Interesting.
So they said, yes, Larry, you have apnea.
Okay, whatever, dude.
So they.
They had to prescribe, they wrote a prescription.
Is that what you walked away with?
Whatever, dude, just give me the fucking machine.
Yes.
Fucking asshole.
I gotta fucking wear what?
What are you talking about?
The brand of mine is a ResMed.
Yes, that's it, yeah, ResMed.
I think I said AirMed, I'm gonna say ResMed.
So this is a little tabletop device
that's about the size of a clock radio
like you had when you were in high school back in the day.
You have an Airstream?
And.
That sounds what I have.
So I get this.
And I was afraid that the hose was going to be
the biggest bothersome piece of,
but turns out it's not.
This ResMed thing is very well designed,
very well engineered, it's pretty much quiet.
Again, I thought it was gonna be loud
like a fan noise thing, but it makes no sound at all.
Surprisingly.
Do you have a full mask or just the nose?
No, I got the Jet Pilot.
What is that?
That's what you wear.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Jet Pilot thing.
I highly recommend it.
I would never go just for the nostrils.
It seems like a waste.
And I gotta say, the Jet Pilot mask,
it's very well designed.
It's very soft.
It's a lot more comfortable than I thought it was gonna be.
The plastic that they use, the plastic part that,
not adheres to your face, but that touches your face,
I guess, you're right.
It's very soft.
It's not.
Supple.
Supple is a good word, I'll go with that.
So is it attached to the silk panties that you wear?
No, it's thong.
What the hell do you mean?
Shoke thong, okay.
Keep going.
So you wear this mask, like the Jet Fighter mask.
I don't see how you, because Sean, you have facial hair.
How do you get a, how does it seal?
It doesn't affect it at all.
Really?
Yeah, it goes right in there.
I tied it up, really, it doesn't.
Does it bother you to?
Not at all.
I know whenever I have a beard night
and I lay on my chin or something like that,
it always bugged me.
It doesn't bother me at all.
Zero irritated at all.
Well, I think you are so uncomfortable without it.
You're just like, this is fucking awesome.
It is, I can sleep.
What say you, were you getting up
in the middle of the night prior?
I was getting up in the middle of the night,
man, you could set a German train schedule to this.
Every night, like 3.15.
3.15, the German throsunbund is coming through.
Honk, honk.
You people get off, you people get on, we are leaving.
Wow.
Bring your bubbles, bring your bubble water.
But it wasn't because of an interruption in sleep,
it was because I had to pee.
Yes.
It was a pee pee call.
Yeah.
And it turned out it had nothing to do with pee pee.
It had nothing to do with sleep apnea.
Hold on, it had everything to do with sleep apnea.
Right.
Do you still get up in the middle of the night?
Yes, but it's to pee, it's not because my sleep is to pee.
Well, that's interesting.
Is disturbed.
So it's not helping you.
It's not because I'm gasping for air.
So the machine is not helping you sleep
all the way through the night,
despite the fact that you have to pee,
but it can make you last longer.
No.
Interesting.
Last longer.
Well, make you go longer without peeing.
Like erection?
No.
Oh.
Does your ResMed machine have a little display thing
that shows the PSI?
Yes.
Okay, it starts off at like four.
Yeah, it goes up to 20.
It goes up pretty high.
Yeah.
By the time I wake up and I take it off,
I feel like I'm like Darth Vader.
Yeah.
It does.
Yeah, cause it self adjusts.
Like it is measuring.
Yeah, I noticed that too.
It's like.
So I'll share just this part about getting up
in the middle of the night.
I would get up in the middle of the night to go pee as well,
two, three times a night sometimes.
And it was because I couldn't breathe.
It was because of my sleep apnea,
because now I don't get up at all.
If I get up, it's like once in a blue moon.
Very, very seldom do I get up in the middle of the night.
Interesting.
I get great sleep now.
Great.
When that pressure gets up to,
I think mine goes as high as maybe 15 PSI,
which is, that's pretty good air pressure.
I mean, if you take the hose off,
the hose connects to the jet fighter mask
by a little clip mechanism.
And you will have to replace that eventually.
You can easily take it off and feel the air
blast out of the hose.
It's coming out of there at a pretty good clip.
So did you, I had some,
and this is for the listeners out there
that are getting the CPAP machine for the first time.
When that pressurizes your lungs,
for me, the first two nights,
I woke up the next day and my lungs actually felt exercised.
Like you could feel that,
I felt like it'd been pressurized.
Because you were taking deeper, deeper breaths or something.
Well, it was pressurized in the lungs with 20 pounds
or 15, 20 pounds, whatever it is.
And I almost thought I was having a heart attack
because I didn't understand.
It's like taking, going through.
Like a sore muscle?
Yes, yes.
I didn't understand.
It was like, well, my whole chest hurts.
What's going on?
And that's what it was.
And I shared that with my doctor and he was like,
yeah, I think that's the pressure of the machine.
You get used to that.
And I did, I did.
So for those people out there that get it,
don't be alarmed.
But I do recommend it for those people out there,
especially dudes like us.
But the thing that kind of amazes me
is you have this mask on.
Now, granted, it's sealed to your skin
around your nose and chin and cheeks and that.
But if you, I mean, you've had something
that was maybe like a leaf blower
that was blowing 15 PSI of air at your face.
I mean, that's a pretty good bit of wind.
Yeah, it's coming at you.
It is.
But when it's in this sealed mask thing,
You don't notice.
You don't notice it at all.
Yeah.
That's why I'm like, I don't know how just the nose.
I don't know, you have just the nose.
I have just the nose.
I don't know how that could possibly work.
And you've even yourself had admitted
that you've woken up with your mouth open
and it's a hooo.
Yeah, so it can give me dry mouth for sure.
It gives me dry mouth if I open my mouth
while I'm sleeping.
But yeah.
You get dry orifice.
Well, the machine has a reservoir.
Has a humidity control, right?
You have the option of putting distilled water in there.
I went through that for a long time.
I would have a little two and a half gallon
distilled water container next to my bed.
I would load it up.
And do not not use distilled water.
Because if you use regular water,
there's going to be a ton of calcium buildup on that thing.
Don't do it.
I actually use this osmosis water.
And I always have for day one.
Eee, look at me.
And I have absolutely no calcium buildup at all.
Did you ever use just like bottled water,
like Ozarka or something?
No, it's the same thing.
Calcium buildup does it.
I mean, I try not to,
but when I travel to like Albuquerque or something,
I mean, I might use, I use bottled water
because that's all I have at the moment.
Yeah.
Because I don't travel with anything else.
I don't use water at all anymore.
You use bourbon?
No, I don't use anything.
You should try bourbon.
Vodka?
No, I don't use it.
No, I use no alcohol whatsoever.
No, I don't use it.
I do it dry.
And it's been okay.
Now there's some nights where it's-
Do you think dry?
I don't put water in the reservoir.
In the humidifier.
Yes.
It's dry.
I don't notice any difference.
So I've never even tried that.
So for the first six months,
I religiously use this distilled water every single night.
And then I ran out or I forgot a couple of times
to put it in there or refill it
or ran out in the middle of the night
because I didn't fill up the reservoir
for some stupid reason.
And you're like, hmm.
And I was like, eh, it was okay.
It wasn't that bad.
It doesn't make any difference.
And then the-
Really?
I did not know that.
It does, but I will tell, let's share.
So what it does is it makes,
it does create some humidity in there,
but what it also does,
and I've got, and you probably have the same,
in that tube, there is some electrical wires
that they heat up.
Yes.
And with the water,
that's the humidity that's going in there
from the reservoir,
it can create an environment
that's conducive for mold growth.
So they say that if you use water all the time,
you need to make sure that you clean that tube out
all the time.
Sure.
Because of the growth in there.
So I was like, I'm really lazy.
I'm getting ahead of this.
Because I shouldn't say lazy.
I really am, I just, is that lazy?
Yes.
You don't want to do it.
You're just like, fuck it, I don't want to do that.
Is that lazy though?
Is that just a choice?
It's more disciplined.
Discipline's probably a better word.
I mean, there's a million things you gotta do.
These are just choices.
I choose not to do that.
It's one extra thing you gotta do,
and if it's not a big deal to go dry.
It's not necessarily lazy, it's just,
yeah, I don't want to deal with that kind of thing.
Right, it's just an extra thing to do.
So I opted out, I don't do it anymore,
and I'm fine.
And I use it, I'm so happy that I have that CPAP machine,
and I bring this up because it is,
I'm approaching, I bought it in January of last year.
So now it's coming around to almost two years old.
So I'm kind of, is it time for me to get another one?
I don't know.
No, the only thing you need to replace
are the hoses and the mask.
Yeah, but this thing's probably making some noises
that's not normal, so I need to probably.
I wonder if his is working like over time.
Maybe.
Mine?
Yeah, I don't know.
Getting extra use, yeah.
What kind of noises?
It's like, you know, it started off like yours,
it didn't make any noise.
Mine's making noise now.
Like a whirring sound?
Like a compressor kind of noise.
Oh.
Pshh.
Yeah.
Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh, arrgh,
like that?
Yeah, a little less, more of what you have to do.
Okay, needs a muffler.
So by using CPAP, now, okay,
you had a severe apnea issue.
Yes, I did.
Severe.
And snoring.
Oh.
Severe.
Horrific.
So the apnea has, from what you're telling me,
the apnea has been solved.
Yes.
Is the snoring solved?
Probably 75% of it.
My wife can still hear me snoring in the mass,
especially if I have a couple cocktails and I'm drunk,
she can, I snore.
But without that, she's like, you snore very little.
It's very subtle.
You know, in fact, she snores louder than I do right now.
At least as far as I know.
Yeah.
Interesting.
And she doesn't snore that loud.
What do you do to clean the mask and the hose?
I just simply run it.
Do you shower with it?
That's what I do.
You shower with yours?
Wear it with it and shower with it.
Yeah, I take it in the shower
and just clean it in the shower.
Every morning when you wake up?
Maybe every other day.
Really?
God, that's really good.
I clean mine like once every six months.
I almost said year.
Really?
I know, I heard year.
I cleaned it twice.
I didn't want to say year
because it kind of makes me weird,
but it might be year.
I clean the hoses and the reservoir.
I clean the mask about once a week.
By doing what?
I take it to the sink and I use soap and water.
Yeah.
That's all I do when I have done it.
But the tube itself, I don't clean the tube out
because I'm not exhaling into the tube.
So.
You're not?
No, because you're not sending your breath into the tube.
The connection between the tube and the mask
has these flaps that will wear out after time.
I've replaced mine once already.
And when you exhale, it shoots out the sides.
Gotcha.
So when you inhale, it comes through the tube.
When you exhale, it shoots out the sides.
So there's no real reason to clean the tube
unless you have that humidity level.
Using water with humidity.
And that's really the only time.
That's the reason why I don't clean it.
But my mask, oh yeah.
I've had to replace my mask three times since I've had it.
Those masks are fucking expensive.
Yeah, they are.
They are expensive.
165 bucks for one of those motherfuckers.
I know.
What?
Yes, yes they are.
I've seen them on Amazon for like $40.
I don't buy, I buy the ResMed version.
I don't get the second.
I can get a brand on Amazon for like 45 bucks.
You might wanna look into that.
I have shopped around.
I buy from ResMed.
So either I think.
You sucker.
I think maybe I got the whole pack with the little,
whatever I got was a package.
It wasn't just the mouth part that fits around your face.
It was the little elbow that goes
and turns down to the tube.
And so the headpiece that holds the mask onto your face.
Yeah, that took a little getting used to.
Really?
You know what, I misspoke.
You are right.
I bought the whole headpiece with the mask
and that was 165 bucks.
Yeah, you can keep the headpiece and just buy the.
Well, the headpiece, the little Velcro part on my top right
kept falling out.
It kept, the Velcro part of it.
Oh yeah, mine did that too.
It was like fucking up.
And in the middle of the night, it would come off
and then my mouth would be like.
Yeah, escaping and I'm like, what is going on?
What is going on?
Yeah, yeah.
What's happening?
I said, what's happening?
That headset thing, again, very well designed.
Very well engineered.
It's got the two magnet things that come in.
Clipped by the, kind of by your jaw.
Yeah, it's perfect.
And.
Perfect amount of strong earth magnet.
I take this thing out of the box and I go,
what the, I gotta wear this thing.
Right.
But it's sexy, isn't it?
But you put it on and it's not that uncomfortable.
But does your wife think it's sexy as hell?
Oh, she loves it.
Right?
Well, because he's quiet.
She's like, do me.
God.
What do you think, honey?
And she's like.
So, that's the biggest part.
That's the best.
I want you now.
Hold on, because we just did that.
What do you think, honey?
Like, one of the things I have to say,
like Bronco, the golden retriever will come on
and he'll sit there at the,
and he'll start licking his balls
or start doing something that's annoying.
That's why I put the earbuds in,
so I don't have to listen to any of that shit.
I can't say, Bronco!
And he's like, he looks at me like,
what the fuck did you say, man?
You man up, talk to me.
Yeah, it's because you're like three rooms over.
Bronco, Bronco.
Look.
What's he saying?
Continue.
But having said all this and praising how well
this thing is engineered and it's way more comfortable
than it looks like it would be.
Yeah.
Yes?
Yes, agreed.
They don't give it enough credit, really.
Yeah.
I don't think this has done anything for what I,
I don't really think that I have any sleep apnea.
Well, they did say you had minor apnea.
They're like, sir, can you give us 1500 bucks
and walk away?
They're selling apnea machines.
So what the hell is that?
Nah, you're fine.
Yeah, there's no problem here.
It's minor, it's minor.
Something you'll never hear, right?
Yeah.
So if you're not getting,
if it's not impacting your life in a positive way,
then you might wanna entertain not using it.
I mean, just keep it, whatever.
I mean, I need it.
Yeah.
I have to.
Sounds like you do, yeah.
No, my wife is very clear that it's been night and day
since I've been using it.
But I will tell you, there's one problem with it.
And I have the nose cup, right?
Yeah.
I'm a flip-flopper.
Oh, is it big for your nostrils?
Is it like going there too far?
Are they stretched out to the point
where you can pick your nose with your thumb?
No, no, no, mine's a cup, right?
It doesn't go into my nostrils.
Oh.
It's a cover of my nose.
Kind of like the jet fighter one,
but just over my nose, not the whole mouth and nose, right?
So weird.
Anyway, but it's amazing how I'm a flip-flopper
and the tubes don't strangle me
and they don't get caught up and they swivel.
But sometimes they will get, they'll just get pulled.
And so the thing will barely move
and it'll be, yeah, right?
You hear a leak.
Well, I don't hear shit, right?
My hearing aids are out
and I'm sleeping regardless of what's going on.
But Shelly can hear it.
Like it's like a jet engine, you know, the sound going on.
It's like, pull.
So she, yeah, so she reaches over
and she's trying to resolve it.
Yeah.
Do you know how fucking annoying that is?
Trying to reposition the thing onto your nose.
When you're asleep and there's a hand groping your face
and she's trying to grab it and move it.
And I'm like, get this, get it off me, get it off me.
God.
It's annoying as hell.
And I get like-
Do you sound like one of those deaf guys?
Yeah, cause you're like,
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar.
Yeah, because you're wearing the mask.
It's like, don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Like a seal getting beat.
Stop it.
Yes, just like that.
It was so annoying.
And so she will, she'll, now she taps my head.
Instead of her trying to fix it,
she taps my head so that I will-
Fix it yourself.
You should tell her to go.
Yes, I'll grab the hose and I'll fix it.
And I'll, anyway, it's so funny.
You should say, grab my penis instead of tapping my head.
Oh, is that what I?
Yeah, you should do that.
Really?
Just squeeze it.
I will be, I'll know exactly what you're wanting
if you just stick your hand down my pants.
Oh, that's my CPAP machine.
Yeah, and I don't know what you're trying to say, honey.
That's not the hose I wanted you to throw.
Hold on, stick with it
because I think I know what you're trying to tell me,
but keep your hand there.
So has there been any long-term study
that does this affect your lungs in any way?
Even one of these?
I mean, I don't know if there is or not.
Forcing all this air in there?
I don't know.
I wasn't thinking about that.
There are some long-term studies
and it has nothing to do with the sleep apnea machine.
It has to do with pressurized lungs.
They have people out in space
in the pressurized vessels.
They have people in submarines
and pressurized vessels for extended periods.
I don't think that, our bodies are extremely resilient.
So I don't think that's an issue.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
But if you use it for the rest of your life,
that's potentially what, 40 years?
Well, I mean, look, I've got two things that concern me.
That is kind of one of them
because I find myself during the day sometimes like,
oh, shit, man, am I struggling to breathe?
Because I'm used to that pressure being shoved down there.
Am I getting lazy and I don't want to breathe anymore?
I haven't.
My lungs stop working.
You just need to use it around the clock.
Fuck, I can't breathe anymore.
I walk around with a little battery powered, isn't it?
Standing in the elevator with a CPAP.
That's like the epitome of laziness.
I don't want to breathe anymore.
Breathe for me.
I will tell you some things that do concern me.
I just have mobile.
I love you.
It's the chronic exposure of the type of rubber
that's around your face that's constantly being touched
because rubber is basically, it's an effluent
or it's a byproduct of oil.
It's petroleum, yeah.
It's petroleum based and it gets into our skin.
We have no idea what that's gonna happen.
Frankly, I've got questions for you
because I stopped wearing these Bluetooth earbuds
because I'm afraid of those microwaves
and I was thinking, fuck, man, Paul wears hearing aids.
They're Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, everything else.
Do you have fears of that?
Now I do.
Thanks for bringing that up, bro.
No, well, I mean, these are the things I think about.
I've been wearing hearing aids.
Well, they haven't had Bluetooth my entire life,
but I've been wearing hearing aids since first grade.
If there's an EF or what do you call it?
RF, what's the frequency?
Radial frequency.
Yeah, yeah, if there's any concerns about that,
then I would have had a problem a long time ago.
No, I don't worry about it.
Well, that's good.
So the two concerns I had aren't really,
I don't have a whole lot.
I mean, I thought about it,
but I don't think that's really a big deal.
Well, you'd also, way to just go,
if I don't use this, what's the side effects long-term?
Sure.
Right, what's better?
Yeah, it's definitely better that I have it on.
I will tell you that the quality of,
the lack of sleep I was getting was,
it was immeasurable.
Yeah, you're a mess.
We'd be driving, you'd fall asleep.
I would fall asleep.
At the wheel.
Larry, I would fall asleep driving all the time.
And so, you know, working for the company I work for,
I drive one hour, three hours, four hours one way.
And I was fine getting out to where I was going,
but driving back, dude, I would fall asleep all the time.
And I would literally have to pull over and sleep,
take a little nap on the way back.
Cause it was bad.
I mean, I woke up,
I can't tell you how many times I've woken up
driving to the back of a semi.
And I'm like, holy shit, this just happened.
That's not good at all.
It's not good, oh my God.
And my kids, like Austin, I feel so bad for Austin.
Our producer's not here today.
But Austin is like, whenever I drove, he would look at me.
He would look at the road, he would just look at me.
And as soon as I would fall asleep, dad.
I was like, oh shit.
You know, and I was a little annoyed at first
and I was like, yeah.
I tried to sleep, son.
Yeah.
Well, I was like, I'm awake, I'm awake.
And then I was like, you're not awake, dude.
You know, and so I was like, I started taking it serious.
And so I was like, well, look, I've got a problem
and I need to fix this.
And it has, it's increased the quality of my life.
100, 200%.
Yeah, I agree.
Well, not so much the falling asleep at the wheel
or being tired all the time.
But from what I've read, it's the strain on your heart.
Yeah.
Because you're gasping for air all night long
and not getting enough oxygen in your body.
So therefore your heart starts working harder
than it should.
That is absolutely, the lack of oxygen in your entire body
is, that is like so huge to be oxygenated.
That is like one of the best things,
the best proponents of having that thing
is to be oxygenated.
You know, it does wonders for your body.
I just wish I didn't have the side effect
of excessive anal leaking.
That's, I don't know why it affects that.
Speaking of anal leaking,
you recently went on a trip to England
and you, Larry, are our guest today.
You just recently went on, I don't know how recent it was,
probably in the last six months, right?
We went in August.
The wife and I went to, we went to England in August
for a week.
What's the weather like over there in August?
Oh man, it was so great.
Really?
It was like high of 75 in the day.
Right.
So that's northern hemisphere,
so they're in the same climate.
It was about the same.
It's fall for them.
Same.
Well, they're further north, I believe.
It's about the same, what is this, longitude?
Yeah, longitude left for us.
Of Maine.
Yeah, they're farther north.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, oh, oh, so it should be colder then, clearly.
Well, 75 in August.
It was cooler than it was here in August,
I'll tell you that.
In August, yes, very nice, very nice.
Yeah, it was very pleasant.
The other thing I noticed about England
is they have no bugs.
Oh.
I never saw one mosquito, not a gnat,
I think I saw one fly.
Did you kill it?
I would see like bees in like flowers and things like that.
But no mosquitoes.
No mosquitoes.
Did you pay extra for that or no?
And since it's, since the climate is very mild,
the Airbnb apartments that we stayed in,
there's no central air conditioning
or window unit air conditioning.
Isn't that crazy that they don't need that?
You just open the windows, yeah,
because they don't need it,
because the climate is so mild.
That's amazing.
So you open the windows.
The windows don't have screens.
Why?
Because there's no bugs.
That's crazy.
Did you see any centipedes?
Nothing.
No.
Maybe hobbits?
Millipedes.
How about bats?
Ooh, no bats.
No.
Well, the bats eat the mosquitoes.
But the story that I wanted to tell you guys,
we went to, we went to.
Deep thoughts.
We went to.
I had a call.
Yeah.
My wife and I flew to, we flew to London.
We took a train across town to a train station
called Euston Station.
Houston.
E-U-S-T-O-N, Houston.
And then we took like a bigger, like cross country train,
about an hour north to a town called Coventry.
That's where we rented an Airbnb apartment.
Mm-hmm.
We went there to go to this outdoor music
festival concert thing.
It was huge.
It was probably 600 acres and it was kind of
out in the middle of nowhere.
Even from the little town of Coventry,
they had to take another train
and then you had to take an Uber.
I mean, it was out in the.
Oh, wow.
In the hinterland.
You ever seen the show, Downton Abbey?
Yes.
Okay, that's what.
I love that show.
That was a great show.
Great series.
That's what it looked like.
There was this English old manor
that looked very Downton Abbey-ish.
Oh, I would love that.
And then all around it was nothing.
It was fields.
Fields, beautiful fields, though.
A patch of woods here and there.
Hit pause.
So we're gonna take a look at this map here.
So we got the North America and we,
so essentially if you follow a straight line from Houston,
it is north of.
North of Maine.
Yes.
It's Nova Scotia.
It's even north of Nova Scotia.
Yeah.
Wow.
Probably closer to, if you take a little across,
maybe to Vancouver.
No shit, it's way up there, actually.
But it was, summertime there is very pleasant.
It was very nice.
So it must get cold as shit in Great Britain.
Like in the winter?
No, you pulled up.
Really really cold.
They don't get a lot of snow there.
Really?
I know.
Did I pull up the wrong thing?
You pulled up the town of Houston.
That was a train station.
We were in London.
Yeah, the train station.
Oh, okay.
It had a street name.
Man, we really need our producer.
Sorry, but you know, whatever, doesn't matter.
London is what, you know.
You do the best you can, Sean.
It's like a hundred miles from there.
So anyway, we went to go to this,
it was a rock and roll themed outdoor music festival.
Was it Wacken?
Don.
Who was that?
Don McLean.
American High.
Bye bye, but American High.
He was the headliner.
If we sing that, we're gonna be here for 20 minutes.
Minutes and 21 seconds.
Whatever.
But this whole thing, it was huge.
It was probably 600 acres.
I would guess there was 30,000 people at this thing.
They had at least three stages that I know of,
bands that were going on at the same time
during the day and into the night.
How exciting.
Was everybody walking around with big things,
a beer and just getting shit faced?
They're all walking around with cowboy,
Texas Western wear.
Bizarre.
I expected everybody to look like Ichabob Crane
and Pip from Great Expectations.
Right.
I mean, they're all looking like Buck Owens.
They're looking like John Wayne in a 50s Western.
Quickly, I'll tell you the story.
I met this English guy as we're kind of,
I met this English guy that was there to see a band.
Big, tall, nice looking guy.
Tom was his name.
He was a mechanic.
He's probably middle 30s.
Did you get his last name?
This is the Red Clay.
We were there to see a band called the Red Clay Strays.
That's right.
That's an important part of the story.
It's an American band,
but they had gone over to England
to play in this festival.
Super cool.
So that's why the wife and I went.
So I meet this guy Tom.
And he's decked out, man.
He's got the cowboy hat.
He's got a bandana around his neck.
Oh wow.
Western shirt that he looks like he got
at a Buck Owens garage sale somewhere.
Do they have rhinestones?
Right.
He had a belt buckle, jeans, boot.
And in his hat he had two black feathers
stuck in his hat band.
By the name of a crow?
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
They did look like they were black crow feathers
that he found in his backyard somewhere.
Little beat down on the stick.
So I get to talking with this guy.
Very gamey.
I get to talking with this guy.
I go, Tom, I'm looking around here
and I see like half of the people walking around
are like in Western wear.
And there's boots with food and trinkets
and still in t-shirt.
I'm looking over here and there's like Texas barbecue.
And over there is Tex-Mex tacos.
I'm like, what the hell is going on here?
Yeah, I didn't come all the way over here
to get a bad version.
It's like I'm walking around at home.
Right.
Except nobody walks around in Western wear.
He explained that country and Western music
has become a big deal in England
over the past three or four years
and that people have kind of embraced that whole look
and the whole dress and the whole thing.
That's awesome though.
Okay, I get that.
So after I kind of got to chatting with this guy
for a little bit and you know,
after a couple of beers too really.
Oh yeah.
I said, Tom, I need to,
I need to talk to you about your hat for just a minute.
Oh God.
He goes, oh yeah, yeah.
You know I'm from Texas, right?
And he takes the hat off
and he shows me the inside of it.
He shows me the label inside of it and he goes,
look, it's made in Mexico.
Like he was really proud of this.
Which is not Western wear for us.
I'm like, okay, Tom, that's great.
Good for you.
It's great.
I said, now Tom, you're doing it right son.
Okay, because you've got a straw hat on
and Texans wear a straw hat in the summer
and a felt hat in the winter.
He goes, yes, I read that somewhere.
You're nailing that accent.
Yes.
And I said, but Tom, I gotta talk to you
about these feathers in your hat, man.
They don't do that in Texas.
He goes, what, is there a problem?
I said, well son, all I can tell you
is that if a guy walked into a Texas honky tonk
with feathers stuck in his hat band like that,
somebody from the bar is just gonna beat the shit out of him.
Oh my God.
He goes, he looks aghast at me.
He goes, really?
I said, yeah, really.
He goes, well, perhaps I should remove them.
I said, yeah, I think I would.
So he did yank some out and he threw some on the ground.
That's awesome.
Poor guy, you scarred him for life.
That's good stuff.
Well, if they wanted to.
So Tom the mechanic, you never got a last name from him,
right, shout out?
Well, if they wanna be authentic,
they should take something from a Texan, right?
There we go.
Yeah, you know.
Except for the fact that we don't wear any of that stuff.
No, we don't.
Right?
We don't.
And what else did you do down there?
We spent a couple of days in Coverage,
we went to that festival thing
and then took the train back to London
and did touristy stuff in London,
all the regular stuff.
The normal stuff.
Everybody else does.
Got fish and chips and things like that.
There you go.
You know, they drink a lot of gin there.
And you're there for a week.
Gross.
Foul.
A lot of gin.
I like gin.
Man, you go into the right conditions.
No, thank you.
You go into a bar, typically you go into a bar
and there's the bartender standing there
and behind him is the shelf for a bar
with the bottles of booze behind him.
So the gin section is like 10 feet wide
and everything else is like just this two foot
little section of brown liquors and maybe some tequila.
They're big gin people.
A big selection of gin.
A lot of different gins.
Well, I mean, they got bee feeders, which is,
they're very, I mean, hell,
do they even have bee feeders here?
Oh yeah, they have bee feeders here.
Yeah, it's the dude with the big hat, right?
The other thing that I
that I loved, restaurants, bars, the cab driver, everybody,
no tipping.
Incorrect.
Correct.
Really?
Do they get offended if you tip?
Couldn't tell you, because I didn't tip them.
I know I've read some places that they will,
they'll get offended, they're like,
yeah, we don't accept tips.
That's crazy.
Interesting.
And everything.
The tipping culture is different here in the US
and basically the rest of the world.
Everything is credit card.
Even the subways, you don't even have to buy a ticket.
You just tap your card on the turnstile thing
that you go through, you know, the little
Little fob reader.
Yeah, it's a cashless society.
Everything is boop, everything.
Well, that's what they wanna do.
At restaurants.
Sure.
At restaurants, at the end of the meal,
the waiter will bring a handheld electric device
and they'll show you the itemization of what you had.
So you can kinda check it out.
But you just beep, tap your credit, yeah, boop,
and he's like, okay, catch you later.
None of this where they.
What?
None of this where they.
I'm helping with the sound effect.
Where they take your credit card off
to Lord knows where they take it and do it all this.
Again, we're behind the curve here in the US.
Although there are restaurants here
starting to use this.
I used to travel to Mexico and Canada
and they've had that shit for years.
Where they bring it out.
Isn't that crazy that other countries
are so far ahead of us on their technology?
Yeah, yeah.
That's sad.
They were.
I'll tell you what, we're about out of time
and we need to talk about this bourbon real quick.
We do.
All right, well the bourbon Doc Swinson.
Doc Swinson, it's a hundred and.
10, right?
It's 111.6.
So Doc Swinson, it's a product.
All right, the Whiskey Doc Swinson
is located in Washington State.
Sources whiskey to finish in different barrels.
So they get it from Indiana and they bring it over.
FGP.
The bottle's part of their Alter Ego series.
I think it's the name of the single barrel program.
It's located at Total Wine and More.
They picked this particular bottle.
Hold on.
The taste is, it's a light amber color.
Does not say what it's about to say,
but it says it's 12 year.
I don't know if this is 12 year.
Is it?
Let me see.
Can you see?
I can't.
Look, I apologize.
We don't have a whole lot of time to talk about this.
So I'll switch over to here.
The variety of aromas fill your nose
from a creamy caramel,
or it's cinnamon bread and caramelized sugar.
The other tones of grilled apricots,
don't food struggle to reach your nose.
A deep throat, vanilla flavor hit your tongue
before the oily texture washes it away.
As the oil fades, you get a fruit sweet, tangy barrel char.
So.
It's six years.
I tell you what.
You want another pour?
I am not a fan of this.
Yeah.
This is awful.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan.
I'll give it this, Doc Swenson's apologize up front.
I'm gonna fly right through this from dudes.gust.
This is Sean saying, this is a four.
100% four.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Two.
There you go.
And what's the proof on this?
111.
Turpentine and cough syrup.
I'm not gonna be that harsh.
It's caustic to me.
I don't think I've ever gone anything lower than.
I've gotten something.
I'll give a five one.
That's really low for me.
Not a fan at all.
No, me neither.
Interesting.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I mean, it is what it is.
Yeah, it is what it is.
I didn't care for it.
I didn't care for it the first time I had some water to it.
It still didn't help.
It made it worse.
Oh, you didn't fill mine up?
Oh, I wasn't.
Oh, I was busy documenting stuff.
Yeah, you gave it a one.
So I wasn't sure if you wanted more.
I gave it a four.
All right.
It's the second half.
It's November 6th, the election week,
celebrating the Trump's victory.
Thank you.
God bless.
Happy that it happened, Mr. Dude.
The podcast.
What's his name?
Dudes Like Us.
No, no.
Austin, my son.
Oh.
The producers know he's not here today.
So no shout out to Austin.
Fuck off, Austin.
He's hanging out, tutoring and stuff like this.
Thank you, Larry, for coming up here.
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Thank you.
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I enjoyed the hell out of it.
This is awesome.
Always fun.