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So demanding.

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Oh, he's saying, let's go!

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Let's do it now!

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Press the green button!

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We're live, people!

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Get on your knees.

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Bitch.

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We never did do our real.

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Get on your knees!

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How come we never did our real?

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Real?

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Oh yeah, we were supposed to do a real.

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I was trying to do stuff.

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I couldn't figure it out.

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Oh god.

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I thought you were the...

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I was too busy flipping through books instead of the digital tab.

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Tablet.

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So you're the technology social media guy.

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You can't figure that out?

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I'm not the...I don't have that.

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What a damn...

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Oh, he's about to do one?

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Are you doing a real?

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Is it live streaming?

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Should I put my shirt back on?

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No, it's not live streaming.

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Not yet.

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Put your freaking underwear back on.

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Should I put my shirt?

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I should put...

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My underwear's on.

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Yeah.

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Alright.

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Yeah, it's not that kind of podcast, guys.

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Oh.

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How you doing?

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How you doing?

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Alright, it's the second half of the podcast on the late October 29th.

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Right?

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29th.

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Still the 29th.

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October 29th, 2024.

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We've got lots of topics all lined up here.

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We had a...it's October.

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It's the end.

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It's the end for Thanksgiving.

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The end of October.

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Halloween's up there and I'm so excited.

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Producer, thank you for Jammin'.

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Look at him.

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He's so like, fuck off.

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No.

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Yeah, I'm back.

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Yeah, I got stuff going on.

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Dudes, I got some Sean.

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I am Paul.

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And I am Jeff.

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Oh, there he is.

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Yes.

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We're in a nice little...oh, we got a little sound bite going on.

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Are you recording this?

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He's reeling.

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That's the real.

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The real.

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And if you don't like it, we can always delete it.

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It's not like me jumping around, gallivanting in the middle of an Octoberfest.

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You look good, man.

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You look like John Travolta.

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Little staying alive.

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I look like that puffy fat kid from fucking Harry Potter.

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What?

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You're talking about the Octoberfest.

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When I was out there, I was like, look at me, guys.

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I've been practicing on my trampoline.

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I can jump for hours.

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Look at me.

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Oh, I try and feel.

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Dude, but I almost pulled something.

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You were like, yeah, delete that shit.

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I look like a fat kid in a retard school.

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Or whatever you said.

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I did.

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The next morning I was like, delete.

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What the fuck, Jeff?

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All right.

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Yeah, I was drunk.

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I shouldn't have done that.

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And I'm not drawing comparisons here, so don't be offended.

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But isn't there a German kid in The Simpsons that loves chocolate?

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Yes.

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And he loves candies?

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And isn't he wearing whatever you called it, a looted fucking looter?

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Isn't he?

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Oh my God.

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My drawers smell like hot dogs.

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Maybe you're the kid on The Simpsons, the German kid.

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You got to bring that up.

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Who's the look-out?

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Jesus.

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That's good.

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There it is.

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This is good stuff.

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Oh no.

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That is Sean.

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Oh my God.

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Are you going to get a little video?

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I want to hear what his voice sounds like.

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Oh, he's got a little German shrew, German chocolate cake.

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What was that little minute one there?

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This is greatness.

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Oh my God.

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Hmm.

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I wonder where Jimbo is today.

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He should have beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago.

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For lunch, lady, please do have another sloppy Jimbo.

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This is good, right?

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No, that's your third helping, young man.

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It's making you fat and soft and tender.

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You just cut in line, didn't you?

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This is a Halloween.

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This is a tension odor.

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This is a hallow.

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The Ooterbraten.

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It's a pound to do it.

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Oh God.

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So that around toberfest.

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Yeah.

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Well, it's sloppy Jimbo.

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It's going to go bad.

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All right.

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Sorry.

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Sorry to draw a comparison there.

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That's all right.

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Well, you know what it is.

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I didn't mean to.

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I'm a little frumpy.

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I get it.

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Actually, I'm a lot frumpy, but.

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So we had our annual Halloween party this past week.

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Yes.

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And I was there because I wasn't elk hunting.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's a big thing.

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That's a big thing.

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And you're working with TAS's past week.

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Happy birthday to you.

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Yeah, thank you a lot, I'm glad.

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I appreciate it, my friend.

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We say happy birthday.

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And you got just as many elks this year as you did in all the other years.

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Correct.

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Combined.

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Combined.

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Yes.

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Zero.

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A big goose egg.

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They're mythical creatures.

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Do you envision ever going back there doing that?

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Actually, Shelly asked me that today.

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It was so bizarre.

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She goes, do you miss hunting?

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I said, I mean, obviously I miss the camaraderie and around the campfire and, you know, sitting

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against a stump for 12 hours, you know, in nine degree weather, of course.

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Shitting in the gravel.

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Oh, yeah.

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Wiping, wiping, scooching my ass in the ditch.

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You know, yeah, I miss all that.

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Of course.

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Yeah, terrible.

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Yeah, it's terrible.

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And tromping around in waist-high snow.

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For what?

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For what?

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They're not even real.

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All right.

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All right.

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What are we doing over here?

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We're taking pictures of me.

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Are we transitioning to the video?

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No, I was doing a live post here while you were talking about that.

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So yeah, we did the, so you're not going to do the elk hunting in Colorado anymore?

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I don't know.

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I mean, the seasoned hunters that I was hunting with are talking about getting more points

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or they have more points and they're going to go to a special.

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I think what they're doing is they've got a finite amount of roses and they're kind

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of like, you get a rose and you get a rose.

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And they came over to pull and they were like, and you don't get a rose.

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He's an asshole.

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No, I mean, they want to go to a, they want to go to a spot where you have to pay points

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where there's a higher chance of getting an elk.

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No, they don't want people showing up that smell like fucking gasoline.

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So like a farm.

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They want to go to a farm of elk.

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If you have enough points, yeah, they herd them into a red barn and they open up the

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hatch and they say, boom, boom, fire, fire.

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You get three bullets.

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That's it.

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You're going to get your helicopter.

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Just galling gunning them.

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I got them now, Paul.

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Anyway.

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Um, yeah.

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So they are going to go to an area of Colorado that I don't have the points for it.

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And you know, they don't want to exclude me, but it is what it is.

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Well, frankly, I'm glad you didn't go because I was excited about you coming out to the,

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to the Halloween party.

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So every year we have a Halloween party, we have themes at our house and every year it's

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always fun.

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Every year, Jeff never dresses up ever.

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He's like, Oh, I didn't think about it.

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And neither do I.

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By the way, I'm wearing green socks.

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So that kind of counts, doesn't it?

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By the way, he, he and I are in the same boat.

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I know you're not.

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I've never made a costume before.

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You came out as little finger once.

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And you came out as something else.

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Okay.

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I came as the imp.

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I'm not as bad as you're right.

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You're right.

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I'm not in the same category as, as I'm not.

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I'm not a LARP or like you are.

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You don't have to be a LARP or you have to be a LARP or Sean.

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No, I'm not live.

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Actually role player.

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Oh God.

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Really?

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Well, cause I wear a kilt every now and then.

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And then you lunge around lunge when you're leprechaun where my little key's a leaping

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leprechaun.

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You know what I love most is my balls bouncing off the side of my legs.

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Whenever I wear that kill.

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And you're jumping on your trampoline.

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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They're like, they're going against each other.

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So it's like boing, boing.

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Hey, laugh, but you never get so much comfort ever as walking around without underwear.

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I do it around here all day.

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Yeah.

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Oh, gross.

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You probably sit in my chair.

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I'm sitting right now.

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Don't you?

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I edit nude.

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Oh, wonderful.

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Great.

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You hear that?

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Mr. Producer, you're sitting in a pile of shit.

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Yeah, you're sitting in the chair that he, he, he got anal grease.

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Nude edits.

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See, you got to like cushion on your chair.

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He's a nude, a nude editor.

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No, but, but, but you're right.

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I typically, even, even when I was a kid, I wasn't a huge fan of the car.

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I dressed up as a bum every year.

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I wore old clothes and my mom would put charcoal on my face.

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That was it.

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What the hell?

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I was never big into.

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You were poor?

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Yes.

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You couldn't afford Halloween costumes?

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No, it was all handmade shit.

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And wow.

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That's crazy.

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And I wasn't big into the dress up thing.

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I mean, I did for Halloween, but, but never did too much.

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I did once in college because Halloween is really big at Ohio university and me and my

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housemates went as zombies.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop.

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Housemates?

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Housemates.

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Yes.

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Walk, walk our listeners.

282
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Who went as housemates?

283
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Well, me, I lived with another guy and then three ladies.

284
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And you were all housemates?

285
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Yeah.

286
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We lived in the same house.

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Come and knock on my door.

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Come and knock on my door.

289
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It was one big house.

290
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It was big.

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We called it the big greenhouse.

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We had one bathroom, which was exciting.

293
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That is exciting.

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Especially when you're all in there at the same time.

295
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And we had rules like that.

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And in the morning when we were all trying to get ready, if someone was in the shower,

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everyone else was in there getting ready.

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And then.

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Oh, Virginia.

300
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Can you see my modest dead savvy?

301
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It's over here somewhere.

302
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I'm trying to find it.

303
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Yes.

304
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It's right next to the massive girl.

305
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I know it's half used, but that's OK.

306
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This summer joy.

307
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Are you naked behind that curtain?

308
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But yes.

309
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So the person would be showering and we'd all be in there brushing our teeth or whatever.

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And they'd say, all right, I'm getting out.

311
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Everyone would get out and get out and they'd put their robe on.

312
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We all had robes.

313
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We put our robes on and they'd all come back in.

314
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Were you peeking in the mirror?

315
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No, you couldn't see anything.

316
00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,560
Why?

317
00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,560
Because you had your eyes closed?

318
00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,560
No, there's a couple of them.

319
00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,560
What the hell?

320
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You had your curtain up.

321
00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,160
It wasn't like just a open shower.

322
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Did you strategically place these small dental mirrors so that you can see?

323
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That's what I'm saying.

324
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,880
No, I did not do that.

325
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,280
Did you dream about it?

326
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Did you have ugly roommates?

327
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,280
No, I did not.

328
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Oh, interesting.

329
00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,920
We're going to have to dive into this in another podcast.

330
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Anyway, continue.

331
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,560
I don't think it'll be in a podcast.

332
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You were heading to be in a drunken stupor in Colorado somewhere after you get the oxygenated

333
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cabin set up.

334
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240
Yes.

335
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,760
Well, you have an oxygen generator.

336
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,760
You're bringing it with you.

337
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OK, cool.

338
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Go.

339
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I was never big into that, but I did dress up this last time.

340
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,520
I was never a big costumer.

341
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,240
So the theme of the party was retro arcade games.

342
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,240
Yes, video games.

343
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,840
Retro arcade games, video games.

344
00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:14,160
And so everyone came as their Mario brothers and Donkey Kong.

345
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,680
There was a big black dude that showed up as Donkey Kong.

346
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,880
Yeah, that big black dude, Austin's friend, showed up.

347
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,880
What's his name?

348
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,880
Donkey.

349
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Austin.

350
00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:22,880
You forgot his name.

351
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,880
You forgot his name.

352
00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:24,880
You have no idea what his name is.

353
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,880
Oh, Joe.

354
00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,880
Joe.

355
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,880
Really?

356
00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,880
Yeah, he was a good costume.

357
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,880
Really?

358
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:30,880
No, his name's really Joe.

359
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,040
Shana Shadding over there.

360
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,040
I did not.

361
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,040
All right.

362
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,040
It was a little one.

363
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,040
You got some microscopic.

364
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,040
You can hear the hell out of that.

365
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,040
It was loud.

366
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,040
It was loud.

367
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,040
I heard it.

368
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,040
Didn't know what it was.

369
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,040
He's deaf.

370
00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,040
Now, wow.

371
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,040
He's not deaf.

372
00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,040
He just has hearing aids.

373
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,040
I hear you.

374
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,040
You're retarded based on that.

375
00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,040
I'm sorry.

376
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,040
Special.

377
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,040
You're specially retarded.

378
00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:56,360
Now, look, so we had a bunch of people show up.

379
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,920
You were dressed up as the Kung Fu fighters.

380
00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,920
Yes.

381
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:00,920
The street fighter.

382
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:01,920
Liu Kang.

383
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,920
Yeah.

384
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,920
He corrected me.

385
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,920
No, no.

386
00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,920
Austin's cousin.

387
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,920
No, no.

388
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:07,920
Kung Fu fighter.

389
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,920
He's a, it was Mortal Kombat.

390
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,920
The street fighter.

391
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,920
No, the street fighter.

392
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,920
Oh, I thought you were Mortal Kombat.

393
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:12,920
Yeah, he corrected me because I was like, where's Liu Kang?

394
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,920
He's like, that's the wrong game.

395
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,920
Oh, damn.

396
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:16,920
That's Mortal Kombat.

397
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920
I thought it was Mortal Kombat.

398
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,920
I thought, damn.

399
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,920
No, he was a street fighter guy.

400
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:20,920
There you go.

401
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,920
Street fighter.

402
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,920
Street fighter.

403
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,920
Oh, sure you were.

404
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,920
Yeah.

405
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920
That makes sense.

406
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:29,960
There was a bunch of, my son Austin, the producer, he brought a, there was a bunch of friends

407
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,960
that came over.

408
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,960
They all participated.

409
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,960
They all participated.

410
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,960
Yeah.

411
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,960
It was fun.

412
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:35,960
It really was fun.

413
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,280
You know, I, there's a picture of us on Instagram, dudes.us-podcast.

414
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:47,240
If you check out on our Instagram page, you see the Chuckster dressed up as Patrick Mahomes.

415
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,240
As Patrick Mahomes.

416
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,720
He didn't get the memo that it was an 80s video game.

417
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,960
And or, or did he say Madden?

418
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,960
He was the Madden.

419
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,240
I don't believe Mahomes was alive in the 80s.

420
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,240
I don't think so either.

421
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,240
Whatever.

422
00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,800
But you know, I mean, Jeff, you showed up as the Joust, the, the video game Joust.

423
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,360
He had like ostrich with a.

424
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,360
Yeah.

425
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,360
That was pretty good.

426
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,360
I was impressed.

427
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,360
Yeah.

428
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,360
I had an ostrich and I made a jousting.

429
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,360
I gotta be honest.

430
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,200
Julie showed up and she was wearing that.

431
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,920
She did her part.

432
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,920
Yes.

433
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,400
She did not look happy about it.

434
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400
She was scowling.

435
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400
At all.

436
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,800
I told her I got those and she's like, I love you a lot.

437
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,800
Don't I?

438
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,520
She did not look happy at all.

439
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,200
She's like, you're going to owe me big time.

440
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,200
That's right.

441
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,720
So she was a good sport.

442
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:36,120
She wore, she wore it longer than I did because it's one size fit all that fit her very well.

443
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:40,840
It did not fit me very well because I'm six one and it's tall and a little thicker than

444
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,840
her.

445
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,840
It fits you fine.

446
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,520
Well, the problem was, is the legs were tighter on me.

447
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,960
And from the, I was wearing shorts and from the knees down from where the shorts, it was

448
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,960
just a sweaty mess.

449
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:51,960
Cause it's that finally shit.

450
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:52,960
Yeah.

451
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,960
Yeah.

452
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,960
Yeah.

453
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960
Yeah.

454
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,480
And, but other than that, you had the little fan on your ass, but it wasn't reaching down

455
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,480
there.

456
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:04,960
So it was nice to cool up in the junk area, but down the, the, the knees below was just,

457
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960
it was just slick.

458
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,960
Great.

459
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960
Slipper.

460
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,240
Well, I'm glad your junk wasn't, you know, you know, uncomfortable for you.

461
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,240
Right.

462
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,240
Yeah.

463
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,240
Well, that's good.

464
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,240
Yeah.

465
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,240
But it was fun.

466
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240
And I made the joust things, the little, I don't even know what the hell they'll call

467
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,240
you.

468
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,240
Those things.

469
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,240
The jousting sticks.

470
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,240
Jousting stick.

471
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,240
Yes.

472
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,240
I don't know.

473
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240
I thought it's called the joust.

474
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,240
No, I don't know.

475
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,720
I don't know what the noun form is.

476
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,720
I don't know.

477
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,720
Anyway.

478
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,720
Yeah.

479
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,720
I thought those were clever costumes.

480
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,280
I made, I made my costume from scratch.

481
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,960
I know you went to Hobby Lobby.

482
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,960
I did.

483
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,960
You did sawed shit.

484
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,960
I did.

485
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:46,000
I, I got some lazy Susan spinners and, and a foam board and spray paint and yeah, it

486
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000
went all out.

487
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,280
And mine was, we were tank commanders.

488
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,800
We were, it's the combat game.

489
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800
Yes.

490
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,800
Atari.

491
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,920
You had a nice, a nice cap as well.

492
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:58,160
We had a, they were actually pilot caps with the little goggles.

493
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,160
Right.

494
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,880
But I, I, whenever I think of tank commanders, I think of like Rommel in the North, North

495
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,760
African army, you know, with like a leather cap and goggles.

496
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,000
Anyway, so that's what we went with.

497
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,560
We were both wearing those caps and, and we did good.

498
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,800
So for those that don't know, the Atari 2600 came out with that.

499
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,800
Well, the very first game was combat.

500
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,240
They got these, you open it up, pop it back in their little cartridge and there's two

501
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240
tanks in there.

502
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,280
They also have jets.

503
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,600
They have biplanes and then they have the three jets and a big bomber, you know, that

504
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,080
one, but you know, the two tanks, when you, when you're playing the tanks and you've got

505
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:34,680
like different options, difficulty, difficulty B, when you switch it over to a, it's like

506
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:40,360
do the little projectile that comes out of the tank, it dissolves into the walls.

507
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,480
But if you hit B difficulty, it bounces off the walls.

508
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,120
So now you've got some strategic little aiming.

509
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:51,440
You start to blast people and once the tank gets hit from the projectile, it does this

510
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,640
little spin thing.

511
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:58,080
And that's what Paul did for his costume is he had the little lazy Susan that he had put

512
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:06,360
together and Velcroed it to his belly and carved out these two tank frames, little silhouettes

513
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,360
or

514
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,360
a black one and a red one.

515
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,360
Yeah.

516
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,360
Red and blue one or blue.

517
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,360
Oh man.

518
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,360
It was, it was, it's perfect.

519
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,000
So when he spins up, you know, it is kind of cool, man, you know, and the jousting

520
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,520
thing and then I showed up as duck Hunter, not the, you know, since you can't really

521
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,160
see the duck Hunter in the, uh, the Nintendo game.

522
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,160
Oh, that's right.

523
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,160
You had visioned him.

524
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,160
Yeah.

525
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:29,240
Well, you know, I had the, the Nintendo gun, you know, with a little, uh, umbilical, the

526
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:33,400
little cord that plugs into the Nintendo and I bought a duck Hunter shirt and then I was

527
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,240
envisioning myself as an eighties, nineties player.

528
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:41,760
So I got the little, uh, short, short, short, short shorts on and it was a good look.

529
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,760
Yeah.

530
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,760
Oh dude.

531
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760
You had the tube socks working.

532
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,760
I didn't even notice that.

533
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:49,720
But the go fast stripes all matching the, uh, the, the wrist bands and the headband.

534
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,720
Oh, for sure.

535
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,320
Oh, it was, it was hot.

536
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,240
The terror was the dog, right?

537
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,240
Terror was the dog.

538
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,000
She would chase after the, uh, the ducks.

539
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,560
You had a rubber, a rubber duck or goose or something.

540
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,560
I don't know what it was.

541
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,280
Yeah, whatever, whatever it is, a duck Hunter.

542
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,280
So it's a duck.

543
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,000
You know, the thing is that she wakes up the next morning, sure.

544
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,840
Not the next morning, but yeah, I guess the next morning and we're going, she's going

545
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,840
to work, right?

546
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,200
And I remember her getting up and she's got a, actually it was Saturday.

547
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,160
So it was Monday, the following day after that, where she, cause she dressed up and

548
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,920
she got the dog and they got the makeup around.

549
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:28,360
Cause all she did was she bought a brown sweatshirt and sweatpants and turned it to the dog that

550
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,360
way.

551
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,360
She made a few modifications.

552
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360
She seemed so crafty.

553
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,360
Oh, she's very crafty.

554
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,280
And she did her makeup that made her look like a little dog and it was right on her

555
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,280
cheeks.

556
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:40,480
And, uh, so when she got up Monday, cause you know, Saturday we partied Sunday.

557
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480
She was like, Oh, right.

558
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,280
I don't think she did shit, which is fine, whatever.

559
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,920
And Monday she goes to work and she's like, fuck man.

560
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,320
This makeup has agitated my face.

561
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,400
Oh no.

562
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:55,720
So she could still clearly see where the makeup was, where it was.

563
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,720
Cause it's all red.

564
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,360
So it's blotchy round thing around her eye.

565
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,000
I was like, no honey, that was not me in the middle of the night.

566
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
I promise.

567
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Gross.

568
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,280
I was talking about kissing her.

569
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280
It's caustic.

570
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,280
Oh, that's not it.

571
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,280
Oh, that's gross.

572
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,280
Yeah.

573
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,640
She looked like I'm a glazed donut in the morning.

574
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,640
It was me.

575
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,640
It was a fun party.

576
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,640
Oh, we had a good time.

577
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640
We had karaoke going.

578
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640
Karaoke was really in full force.

579
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,640
Yes.

580
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,640
Yeah.

581
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:24,640
We had fun doing it regardless of the quality of it.

582
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,640
It was still good.

583
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,520
And I did you record everyone and listen.

584
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,520
How do you know the quality?

585
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,520
Sean, what'd you do?

586
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,520
All right.

587
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:39,200
So for those dudes like us listeners out there, we are dabbling in alternative forms of doing

588
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,800
remote podcasts.

589
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:48,480
And I procured a Broadcaster Pro 2, which is designed for podcasting.

590
00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,400
And it's a digital soundboard, just like the X32 Behringer that we have for our recording,

591
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,280
for the studio stuff.

592
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,880
It's a smaller version and it's got a little record feature.

593
00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,880
Very, very simple.

594
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880
Super simple.

595
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:06,520
I mean, if we were to do that with this podcast, like if we were to do that right now for just

596
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:10,360
this podcast alone, it'd be perfect, absolutely perfect.

597
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,360
OK.

598
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,360
Yeah.

599
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,360
But it's.

600
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,360
We probably should.

601
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,360
Yeah.

602
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,160
But we've got too many things going on because we got the music, the intros, the outros,

603
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,160
we got extra stuff.

604
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,280
There's just extra stuff going on.

605
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,600
But we'll figure that stuff out.

606
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,760
But my point is that I've never used a soundboard.

607
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,760
It's digital.

608
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,160
Every time I use something digital, it's new technology.

609
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,960
I got to learn it.

610
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,560
But we figured it out.

611
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,560
It sounded didn't sound too bad.

612
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,560
How was the quality?

613
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:37,000
The quality of the singing wasn't great, but how was the quality of the sound?

614
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,760
The recording quality was impeccable.

615
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,760
Was it really?

616
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,760
Impeccable.

617
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,760
Like too good.

618
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:42,760
That's the problem.

619
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,760
So you could hear how pitchy we were.

620
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,960
We heard all of the defects.

621
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,160
It was in high quality because it is a wave format.

622
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,160
So it was super duper.

623
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,600
So nobody sounded good?

624
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600
Not one person?

625
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,520
I listened to all three hours, 48 minutes.

626
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,520
And you.

627
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,520
To be clear.

628
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:00,520
You already deleted it?

629
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,520
I have not deleted it.

630
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,040
Did you just fast forward to the end?

631
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,800
I don't know if you remember, but you and I finished.

632
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800
We did.

633
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,800
And it was amazing.

634
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,520
I heard a few sections of that.

635
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,280
And I will not delete that.

636
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,480
I'll wait for you to review that.

637
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,180
I already know it's going to be horrible.

638
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,520
I think parts of it were really good.

639
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,320
You sounded, to be honest, Paul, you sounded really good.

640
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,320
Did I?

641
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320
You did.

642
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320
Wow.

643
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,320
Listen to that, Jeff.

644
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320
Desiree sounded fantastic.

645
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,380
My sister-in-law, was there a singing degree?

646
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,720
We had a song Desiree and I did together.

647
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,720
Which one was that?

648
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,840
I was like, no, I had the time of my life.

649
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840
That's not it.

650
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,840
Which one was it?

651
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,360
It's the one No One Needs to Know Right Now by Schneidl.

652
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,880
I thought it was Summer Nights, Grease.

653
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,880
No.

654
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:47,080
No, Summer Nights was with Tara's coworker, Carmen.

655
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,080
Yes.

656
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:49,680
I think I sang that too.

657
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,280
Summer lovin', happy or blessed.

658
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,920
I also sang the, what is that, the Love Shot.

659
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,520
The Love Shot, yes, B-52s.

660
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,520
I hate that song.

661
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,520
Really?

662
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,520
I don't know why.

663
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,520
I like Rome.

664
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,520
But I don't like.

665
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,520
How does it go?

666
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,520
If you see a faded sign of the side of the road.

667
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,520
Two miles to the left.

668
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,040
Okay, that's really.

669
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,920
You really hate it.

670
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,200
I do, I hate it.

671
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,520
I think that's a fun song.

672
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,520
Plus, you know what?

673
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,520
It's a popular song.

674
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,520
Hates a strong bird.

675
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,000
Are you not a fan of the B-52s?

676
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
I like Rome.

677
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I just said that.

678
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
What about Rock Lobster?

679
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I was just saying, you like Rock Lobster?

680
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I'm not a fan of Rock Lobster.

681
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
I'm hitting misfit that man.

682
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:41,320
So we did a lot of, we did a lot of Doobie Brothers, we did a lot of Eagles.

683
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,040
There were some kids there that were singing some Young and Stiff I wasn't really quite

684
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,000
sure of, but I don't care, man.

685
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,600
See, that is Shelly's complaint about karaoke.

686
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,160
Like when you have a party, and I'm not dogging your parties, right?

687
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,360
You guys love karaoke, but when you have a party, there's like, you want to put on a

688
00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:01,320
certain type of music to keep everybody going and excited, but when it's karaoke, people

689
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,960
play crazy, stupid shit like slow stuff that nobody likes.

690
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,560
I'm not a huge fan of that.

691
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,880
That's the challenge of karaoke.

692
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,680
I am not a huge fan of singing the slow songs.

693
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,680
I'm like, come on.

694
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,040
It kind of ruins the flow of the music.

695
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

696
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaking of party downers, did you receive the dry erase markers I mailed you?

697
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,640
Yes, today.

698
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,200
I thought Shelly ordered them.

699
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,200
She didn't order them?

700
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,960
Shelly ordered those because I get sick of fucking going over to your house and we're

701
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960
having a good time.

702
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:31,960
We're partying.

703
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,960
It's a blast.

704
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,960
We whip out the Pictionary game.

705
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,600
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.

706
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:41,120
You whip out these fucking 1995 dry erase markers that never work.

707
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:44,400
And they were tiny ones because we couldn't find the big ones.

708
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,720
I think we're using the big ones.

709
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,240
They're all dry, so you have like water, like a reconstitute the ink.

710
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,240
Can you do that?

711
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,240
No, you cannot.

712
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,120
Oh shit, we would have tried that.

713
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,680
That doesn't work at all.

714
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,680
You've tried.

715
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,640
Yeah, I have tried.

716
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,840
Yeah, well, thank you for that.

717
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,440
All right, I'll be sure to Shelly might have already taken them.

718
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,960
She'll put them in her bag and take them to school.

719
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,400
Oh, let's get ahead of that.

720
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,200
Yeah, I need to I need to fix that.

721
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,200
I'll hide them.

722
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,880
And you don't have to hide them.

723
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,600
Just mark them for Piction Fuccanary.

724
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,760
Don't you have the book there, the box?

725
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,760
Piction Fuccanary.

726
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,880
Hey, look, hey, look, look, look, everyone has parties at the house, right?

727
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,120
Dudes like us have parties.

728
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,280
We go to each other's house.

729
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,280
We do fun things.

730
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,440
And I'll tell you what, I enjoy doing the karaoke.

731
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,440
It's fun.

732
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,040
I have to be a certain level of drunk to do it, honestly.

733
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,040
But the the Pictionary, I enjoy doing it.

734
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,040
It's guys against girls.

735
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,040
It's so much fun.

736
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,040
And we destroy them.

737
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,000
Well, I mean, look, it goes both ways.

738
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,960
Those girls are strong in a few seconds, too.

739
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,640
I mean, there are certain girls that draw really well.

740
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,640
And for some strange reason, you and I are.

741
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,320
Yeah, are like telepathic.

742
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:51,760
We are sometimes you could draw something and I'll be like Antarctica and you'd be

743
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,160
like, how did you get that?

744
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,680
The Millennium Falcon, are you fucking kidding me?

745
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,680
Camel.

746
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,680
Oh, my God.

747
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,680
I didn't even draw the hump yet.

748
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,840
He drew an animal without a hump.

749
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,760
And I said camel even if he hadn't gotten to the hump yet.

750
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,920
I just do the mouth.

751
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,920
Who does that?

752
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920
That was crazy.

753
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,920
They have big lips.

754
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,920
Yeah, they were camel lips.

755
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,920
Well, you know, it was the cool cigarette hanging out its mouth.

756
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,920
That's the more is that a camel?

757
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,920
It is a camel.

758
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,920
Got that because the cigarettes are called camel.

759
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,920
Camel called camel.

760
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,920
Very good.

761
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,920
I got it.

762
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,680
I just now got it.

763
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,680
Very good.

764
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,680
Yeah.

765
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,680
Anyway, that was a fun party.

766
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:32,160
Shelly left early because it was loud and it was very loud.

767
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,160
It was very loud and she was it.

768
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,160
She didn't like the music and she said she was going home.

769
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,960
I was like, but but but and she was like, you don't have to leave.

770
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,280
I was like, OK, see you later.

771
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280
And then I walked home.

772
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,280
Yeah, but hold on.

773
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,000
But it was it was loud.

774
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,480
But was it loud in the other room?

775
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,760
Yeah, it was loud everywhere.

776
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,760
So why don't you just tell me to turn it down?

777
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,760
Yeah, I don't know.

778
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,520
I think well, no, it was more than just that.

779
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,520
She just wasn't feeling it.

780
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,520
It's OK.

781
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,520
It was no no fault.

782
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:03,200
Because you have to have a certain amount of loudness to be able to do the karaoke.

783
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200
Absolutely.

784
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,760
So there's a difference between it was just loud.

785
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,760
It was loud.

786
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,480
I know when I left.

787
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,480
I heard it well outside.

788
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480
Right.

789
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,840
I don't know if it's typically like that or now you have the front room.

790
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,600
But honestly, that's not why she left.

791
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,800
It was a combination of everything.

792
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,800
She was hot.

793
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,800
She was tired.

794
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,280
She was, you know, just not into it.

795
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,280
She was loud.

796
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,000
I mean, she just was in a mood.

797
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Right.

798
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
It's fine.

799
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
I mean, it was nobody's fault.

800
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
People get like that.

801
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Yeah, absolutely.

802
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,400
And I was she wanted to go home and go to bed.

803
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,520
And so I was like, OK, well, I'll just kind of hang out.

804
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,520
I'll hang out.

805
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,520
You know how you say it's like 10 o'clock.

806
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,800
I'm like, OK, well, I'll stay here a little bit longer.

807
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,200
Two o'clock rolls around.

808
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,200
Yeah.

809
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,920
My intention was to be home by midnight.

810
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,920
I got home at one.

811
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,920
Yeah, I got home to.

812
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,680
So you had another hour after I left.

813
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,520
Yes, because you and I were showcasing what really.

814
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,560
Well, we did so what else was there?

815
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,000
We were showcasing how karaoke.

816
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Well, when I left, it was just me.

817
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,480
It was us three and Tara.

818
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,640
I was not forget Austin.

819
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,640
Also went up there.

820
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,640
He was some showboat.

821
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,680
He was well, he was there when I was there.

822
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,520
No, no, he was comatose in the garage.

823
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,880
Yeah, he came.

824
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,120
Well, he was at the end.

825
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:12,880
But I tell you what, he when when his friends were leaving, including Tomb Raider chick,

826
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:17,320
when they went out, well, I mean, the whole the whole group.

827
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,920
Well, I mean, I remember her.

828
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,280
But I kind of don't think I vaguely remember anybody.

829
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,240
But for some reason, I recognize Tomb Raider and Donkey Kong.

830
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,560
That was actually a really good costume.

831
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,640
It was.

832
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,600
So she was, you know, they were in there and Austin was like charged.

833
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,600
He went in there.

834
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,600
He was singing a song.

835
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,600
He's fucking dancing.

836
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,600
He looked like Greta Thunberg.

837
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,640
Thunberg, you said Greta.

838
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,200
You did the Led Zeppelin Greta Van Fleet.

839
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,080
Yeah, he looked like Greta Van Fleet.

840
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,080
You got motion.

841
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,080
Thunberg.

842
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,080
I was like, Greta Thunberg.

843
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,080
Fuck, man.

844
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,120
He looked like Greta Van Fleet.

845
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,880
I mean, he was in there dancing and he had the same kind of rapport.

846
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,200
It's just like, you know, for a working.

847
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,200
He did good.

848
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,200
He did good.

849
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200
It was in there singing.

850
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,200
He sounded good.

851
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,040
And he was like and she was taking pictures right in his face.

852
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,040
And I was like, God bless.

853
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,040
This is awesome.

854
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,520
I want to get those pictures.

855
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,520
And then they left.

856
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,400
And then Austin went in the garage and comatose.

857
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,080
He turned a corner.

858
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,240
He said, I think I'm going to go to.

859
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,240
Did he hit the nose?

860
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,160
I don't know what he hit.

861
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,080
I think he hit the bottom of the trash can.

862
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,880
Honestly, I don't know.

863
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,560
I went out there.

864
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,240
I know that we were searching for him and we walked in and out trying to find him.

865
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:33,360
And it turns out that he was in the trash can because he was literally he was his head

866
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,720
was in the trash can and he kind of blended in.

867
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,480
So we didn't see him.

868
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,720
I mean, because we got one of those big old 35 gallon ones in the garage.

869
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720
It's just kind of great.

870
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,720
It was awesome.

871
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720
Had a good time.

872
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,760
He went we went upstairs.

873
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,920
We made sure he was alive.

874
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,160
And it was funny because he doesn't remember any of this.

875
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,200
And I was like, tapped the bottom of his foot.

876
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,200
Hey, can you feel that?

877
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,160
And he was like, get away.

878
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,960
I bet he's back.

879
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,600
He's there.

880
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,600
He's normal.

881
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,600
It was.

882
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,600
Yeah, I had a good time.

883
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,600
It was a good time.

884
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,600
Chuck had a good time.

885
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,600
Chuck left around midnight, too.

886
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,600
I think he was a little toasty.

887
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,200
We had a few people show up that didn't that had not showed up before.

888
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,920
And we had some regulars that didn't show.

889
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,160
There were quite a few folks that I did not know.

890
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,360
And there was a quite a few people that are there every year that weren't, which was well.

891
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,360
Yeah.

892
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:31,400
Well, some of it had to do with the some.

893
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:38,480
Every year you get sometimes there's a well, I'm just saying, you know, people get an argument.

894
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:43,320
People get drunk and then things are sometimes you get these little bar fights kind of stupid.

895
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,440
So they don't come next year.

896
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,040
And that's that didn't happen.

897
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,040
But whatever, there's some drama.

898
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,000
You know, let's just let's just leave it a drama.

899
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,400
I was actually this was drama free.

900
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,840
It was absolutely bona fide drama free.

901
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,840
Yeah.

902
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,040
No, I actually noted that while I was leaving.

903
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,280
I was like, wow, is this the night that I think there was any drama?

904
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,240
Is this the night that Bronco got his nuts smashed?

905
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,280
No, that was the night before last.

906
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,040
Oh, Sunday.

907
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,520
Yeah, that was Sunday, the day.

908
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,560
So Wes, we stepped on him.

909
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,560
Well, we smashed him.

910
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,560
So somebody came over to the house.

911
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,560
What?

912
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Well, it's just one side.

913
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,560
Just one nut.

914
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,680
It's a lot.

915
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,000
What are you talking about?

916
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,680
Well, someone had come over to the house.

917
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,840
You know, we were just sitting there talking.

918
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,320
It was a total accident.

919
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,000
He obviously didn't mean it, but Bronco was sitting there and, you know, he's got these

920
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:42,960
big old fucking nuts that are the size of a fucking grapefruit, just kind of like hanging

921
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
there.

922
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:48,920
And, you know, and Wes kind of like he's standing at the fireplace and he's on the mantle on

923
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,920
the hearth below.

924
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:55,520
And, you know, Bronco's balls are there and he turns around and he steps on his nuts and

925
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,680
he squashes one.

926
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,160
I've never heard Bronco make a noise like that before.

927
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:05,400
I was going to say we'd all make a noise like that.

928
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,400
That'd be awful.

929
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,400
Well, he's in bad shape.

930
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:12,560
I haven't I looked at it kind of a little bit, but Mr. Producer has looked at it.

931
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,360
If his mic worked, he could probably chime in.

932
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
Is he OK?

933
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,880
He probably need to take it to the vet.

934
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,880
He's not OK?

935
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,880
Still?

936
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,280
I think he's fine.

937
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,280
I think he's fine.

938
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,800
I think he just needs to heal.

939
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,320
Is he limping around?

940
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,320
No, not at all.

941
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,040
Is his sac split open?

942
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,800
I think the side of his sac.

943
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,760
I don't know, Mr. Producer.

944
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,760
Tell us what you saw.

945
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,400
I can't have this conversation.

946
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,840
This is making me extremely uncomfortable.

947
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,720
Well, whatever.

948
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,320
I don't if he needs to go to the vet, I'll make sure I take him.

949
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,920
But at this point right now, it really just split open.

950
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920
It did not.

951
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,040
If you would have taken him to the emergency room or with a vet or whatever, Mr. Producer

952
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,040
is shaking his head.

953
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,040
No.

954
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,040
OK, good.

955
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,040
So he's fine.

956
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,040
He's just a pansy.

957
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,040
No, no, this was legit.

958
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,040
The dog.

959
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,120
He's got one flat side now.

960
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,120
And one.

961
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,120
Yeah, he's all.

962
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,680
And the thing about is he's a full bred.

963
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:10,240
So we're hoping to to to pair him up with a female so we can harvest his ejaculate.

964
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,240
That dream is over.

965
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,840
No, he's got two balls.

966
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,840
Only one of them is damaged.

967
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:21,240
We are aware of it could be the whole urethra tube.

968
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,480
Oh, I don't know.

969
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,480
Maybe he stepped on the cow.

970
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,080
He could be vasectomized by now.

971
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,920
I can see the tagline on this one on the podcast.

972
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,200
Like flat canine testicle.

973
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,880
Geez, Louise.

974
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:41,160
So we have a Halloween party was this past week.

975
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,520
And then we got Thursday that's coming up.

976
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,520
I'm excited.

977
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:49,320
We've got Halloween night that's happening in my house when we have Halloween night.

978
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,800
I usually set up the speakers out front and we play some music and we usually get a decorated

979
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,000
but, you know, this year's a little bit queer.

980
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
I don't know what's going on.

981
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,640
Either my kids didn't give a shit or someone didn't give a shit.

982
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,600
But we don't have any decorations in the front.

983
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,600
I'm like WTF, man.

984
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,680
Don't you have like skeletal deers or something like that?

985
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,040
We've got all kinds of shit.

986
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,400
But I'll tell you what my wife did.

987
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,400
You're running out of time.

988
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,760
I wasn't a huge proponent of but she did it anyways is that we got a storage unit.

989
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,720
I mean, I'm OK with people having a storage unit.

990
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,280
She moved all of our seasonal shit to the storage unit.

991
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:23,960
So it is a huge undertaking to fucking go over there to get your decorations and bring

992
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:24,960
them all back.

993
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,960
And I'm like, what the fuck, man?

994
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,800
You went into Durant or something?

995
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
Where is the storage unit?

996
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,800
I don't even know.

997
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,720
It's up the street about two miles just for the pod to put your driveway.

998
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720
Whatever.

999
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,720
It doesn't matter.

1000
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,360
The point is solution is that it's not decorated in the front.

1001
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,920
So I don't know what we're going to do Thursday.

1002
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:47,120
I was actually going to lean on some of my kids to go out and do something to get something.

1003
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,120
I don't know.

1004
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,120
We need some lighting out there.

1005
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,160
We got to make it some somewhat Halloween ish.

1006
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,640
You got your smoke, Mr. Producer.

1007
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,600
Do we have the smoke machine at the house?

1008
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
He's nodding yes.

1009
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600
OK, so I don't know.

1010
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,960
We'll figure it out.

1011
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,840
It'd be a strawberry flavor.

1012
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,840
It's not strawberry flavor.

1013
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,840
You have one night.

1014
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,840
You have tomorrow.

1015
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Yeah.

1016
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,840
That's it.

1017
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,840
I don't care.

1018
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,840
Well, you have Thursday day.

1019
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,840
Oh, yeah.

1020
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,400
I need to go to the beer store, though.

1021
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,200
You typically what I do is I load up our cooler and I bring it out front and I give we got

1022
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,200
tons of candy.

1023
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,880
We give out to the kids and also a little knickknack can't little toys, little stuff

1024
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,760
like the stuff you find in a bubblegum machine, you know, and a little shot of beer to each

1025
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,760
kid.

1026
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,880
No, but I do have full cans of beer and stuff to give out to the neighbors.

1027
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,000
So when they come up, I'm like, hey, what do we just pick out from the old candy chest

1028
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,680
here is full of it's got like seltzers and trulies.

1029
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,680
Yeah, whatever.

1030
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,120
Just dude, I have a ton of miscellaneous shit I need to get rid of.

1031
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,120
I'll bring it over to your house.

1032
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,120
Just bring it over.

1033
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,120
Dump it in there.

1034
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:47,000
I'll dump some ice on there and I just say it's pop fucking luck.

1035
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Grab it.

1036
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Move on with life.

1037
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
I'm serious.

1038
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,760
I have it's almost two shelves in my in my refrigerator.

1039
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760
It's wonderful.

1040
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,760
I love it.

1041
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,760
I dump it all because the parents come by.

1042
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,520
They come back because, you know, they've got like three over they got three year old

1043
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,640
kids, five year old kids in there and they're kind of like, fuck yeah, I'll be back.

1044
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,640
You kidding me?

1045
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640
I'm fucking tired.

1046
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,640
I can use a drink right now.

1047
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640
We're going to hit that house again.

1048
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,720
That was totally the way it was when the kids were little.

1049
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,600
And I'm sure she just kind of rolled her eyes.

1050
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:16,800
But I was like, I made a massive rummy Coke or a bourbon Coke in like a big glass.

1051
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,800
And then we would.

1052
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,800
There we go.

1053
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,800
We go take the kids out trick or treating.

1054
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,480
You like a camelback full of it?

1055
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,640
Not a camelback, but that would have been a smarter idea.

1056
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Well, I wised up.

1057
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,680
I got a I got a I got a I was going to say trailer.

1058
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,680
I got a wagon.

1059
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,680
Yeah.

1060
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,400
So I pulled a wagon behind me with a cooler.

1061
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,400
I had a cooler.

1062
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,840
It was an open face cooler.

1063
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,120
It wasn't really technically a cooler.

1064
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,880
It was a bin.

1065
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,840
And I dumped a bunch of beer in it with ice.

1066
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,280
And I had these little lights that were battery powered.

1067
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,360
You throw them in there and they do like a little strobing.

1068
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,360
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1069
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,720
And like two or three in there.

1070
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,360
So it's like you could see in there and it was kind of like, oh, what is that?

1071
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,720
I'll tell you, because I because I have since I have four kids, it's difficult, man.

1072
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:01,040
I don't know about you, but, you know, carrying my candy can get kind of heavy, especially

1073
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,720
for these little rat bastards that don't know how to carry it.

1074
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,720
So you kind of fuck it.

1075
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,960
Let go to the house, load up a candy.

1076
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,200
When it starts to get heavy, come back and dump it in the wagon.

1077
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,200
Right.

1078
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,200
I will be your mule.

1079
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,200
And it worked out.

1080
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,640
So I had a variety of flashlights and lasers and all kinds of stuff.

1081
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,240
I had all the little glow late night accoutrements.

1082
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,840
You know, kinds of snacks.

1083
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,560
Well, I don't have any snacks because I was chopping on the frickin Mars bar.

1084
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,560
That's what I meant.

1085
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,560
You had some nice sweet snacks.

1086
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,560
Oh, yeah.

1087
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,560
Maybe a pretzel bag.

1088
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,480
Oh, yeah, for sure.

1089
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
Pretzel bag.

1090
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,960
Yeah, I've gotten pretzel bags before.

1091
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,880
No, or the boys that I didn't.

1092
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,680
But now they'll give out little little pretzel bags.

1093
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,680
No, that's a brand.

1094
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,680
I got a brand.

1095
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,680
I got a baked potato once.

1096
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,680
OK, baked potato.

1097
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,400
Little glad bag of baked potatoes and gravy.

1098
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,920
We got these like Indian pastries one time.

1099
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,720
That's when you realize they have pasties.

1100
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,920
They have small little pasties for the nipples.

1101
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,800
We know pastries that are as important.

1102
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,400
No, but that's when you realize that they had no idea what Halloween is about.

1103
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,920
And so they just go into their pantry and start pulling out shit.

1104
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,680
I mean, that's and they'll and then they're giving out king size candy bars.

1105
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,680
Oh, yeah.

1106
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,400
I was like, no, you know, give out king size candy bars.

1107
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,400
What?

1108
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,400
They have no idea what they're doing.

1109
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,400
I would totally hit that.

1110
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,400
No, I get it.

1111
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,400
But that's not a kid.

1112
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,400
You're like, yeah, that's not what normal.

1113
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,400
I'll be back.

1114
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,680
I'm like, no, normal people who know Halloween, what they do.

1115
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:23,680
Right.

1116
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,040
We had a house like that once who gave out the big king size and we hit that like four

1117
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,920
times to get the big three musketeers.

1118
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920
And yeah, right.

1119
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,640
Like, were you like hijacking kids that were coming from the house?

1120
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,640
I saw you there.

1121
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,640
Give me the big.

1122
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,640
No, we never never give you a big.

1123
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:42,640
Never did have a problem with stupid kids doing stealing candy or anything like that.

1124
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,640
Never had a problem like that.

1125
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,640
No, I'm not.

1126
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,080
Yeah, you know, I never did that.

1127
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,320
You didn't have a problem getting it, but because you were the boy.

1128
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,320
I stopped.

1129
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,560
I stopped probably the seventh or eighth graders with my I stopped doing the Halloween.

1130
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,560
Yeah, because they go around.

1131
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:59,560
They don't even dress up and they take a pillowcase and they walk around and they any, you know,

1132
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,800
people that like go to bed or or or are not there, they stick out a whole bucket, right?

1133
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,200
And they take the whole bucket and dump it in there.

1134
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:12,520
You know, I mean, yeah, I mean, I stay out there till 10, 30, 11 o'clock.

1135
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,320
I mean, I'm out there for the long haul and, you know, I like playing the music.

1136
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,560
I love having fun with it.

1137
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,360
I mean, it's fun for me.

1138
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,360
I mean, I enjoy it.

1139
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,380
Do you guys still do the pumpkin carving?

1140
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:24,380
We did the pumpkin carving.

1141
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,380
It was a huge success.

1142
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:27,160
So my wife goes out and she buys.

1143
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,160
You sure?

1144
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,160
Oh, yeah.

1145
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,160
Yeah.

1146
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,160
Yeah.

1147
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,160
Good for you.

1148
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,160
Yeah, we did it about a week ago.

1149
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,160
I don't think we haven't done it in years.

1150
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,160
We haven't done it in years.

1151
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,160
Oh, dude, look, I encourage it.

1152
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,160
Now that the kids have grown, the kids have grown so we don't do that anymore.

1153
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,360
Well, our kids are grown and we do it.

1154
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,360
Good for you.

1155
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,360
Yeah.

1156
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,360
I mean, I encourage you to do it.

1157
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,360
Make it.

1158
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,360
Is it something?

1159
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,800
Invite Stephen, invite Camden over here and have a have a little hot dog night and whip

1160
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,080
out a six hot dog.

1161
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,080
Whatever.

1162
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,800
So we we we had we had a whole backyard.

1163
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,920
We got we have Brendan Austin's friend.

1164
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,920
We had Alex.

1165
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,800
There was you had an event, dude.

1166
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,080
We had in the front yard.

1167
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,720
We had like 10 pumpkins out there all carved and we got there now.

1168
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,720
No, we Austin just threw them away yesterday because they were riding already.

1169
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,800
They know it's fucking taxes, you know.

1170
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800
What the hell?

1171
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,640
That's supposed to last until Halloween night.

1172
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,640
It's OK.

1173
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
It's all right.

1174
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,640
It's all right.

1175
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,840
They were they all inappropriate carvings.

1176
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,440
No, they were actually really good.

1177
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,760
I mean, it's funny.

1178
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:27,000
Malin made one that was a dog and then she carved out one that was a dog.

1179
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,840
And then we had a really small pumpkin and she made a little piece of poop.

1180
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:35,240
So she carved out a pumpkin that the dog looked like it was perched over like it was pinching

1181
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,400
the poop punch, poop punch.

1182
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,460
I wish Austin's mic work so he could tell what the other people may.

1183
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,800
But because I don't even really remember.

1184
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,480
But imagine just a variety of different pumpkins all lined up on a stone little walkway.

1185
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480
It was cool.

1186
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,480
And we took a bunch of pictures.

1187
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,480
I got a bunch.

1188
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,480
I should post them, but I didn't.

1189
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,800
That's too bad that they already went bad.

1190
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800
I don't understand that.

1191
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,800
It's Texas.

1192
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,800
Come on.

1193
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,800
But they last at least a week.

1194
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,280
If you don't carve them, they last a long time.

1195
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:02,160
Yeah, like we have we have two or three pumpkins on the front that aren't carved and they're

1196
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,160
still there.

1197
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,160
Yeah, those will last a couple of weeks.

1198
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,160
But you could tell.

1199
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,920
I mean, if you go in the front, that's like you could look.

1200
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,880
Austin picked them up and he's like, dude, it was gelatinous.

1201
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,880
It was nasty.

1202
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,400
You know, I was like, dude, he went out there with one bag.

1203
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,680
I was like, you need to go get a couple more bags because those things are going to fall

1204
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,680
apart as soon as you touch them.

1205
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,680
And that was true.

1206
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Nasty.

1207
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:24,280
Do we have any pumpkin vandalism where you think I would think I've seen them in our

1208
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,120
neighborhoods where the bigger kids come and throw them in the street?

1209
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,120
Oh, yeah.

1210
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120
And they're nasty, right?

1211
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,120
Shit going on.

1212
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,240
I don't think that's so I think that was first of all, that does happen.

1213
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,760
But I don't think it's happened here.

1214
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,960
I don't think we have time to do that because I think some of the East Coast places where

1215
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,560
the temperature drops in the 60s and 50s, you know, those pumpkins are preserved, you

1216
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:50,400
know, but when the temperatures are reaching 80, 90s and fucking October and in Texas,

1217
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,400
come on.

1218
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,400
No, no, those things are dead.

1219
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,600
Apparently it might rain Thursday night.

1220
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,600
That would suck.

1221
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,600
Well, my weather thing said it was going to be Saturday, Sunday, Monday.

1222
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,600
OK, good.

1223
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,600
Drifted back a couple of days.

1224
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,600
Yeah.

1225
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,600
All right.

1226
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,600
That's good.

1227
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,600
All right.

1228
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,600
Well, I'm looking forward to it.

1229
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,600
I know the users are rain on Halloween.

1230
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,960
I know the kids have grown and it's not quite as exciting as it used to be.

1231
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,960
But you know, I kind of I kind of miss it.

1232
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,960
I mean, I'm not going to lie.

1233
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,480
The last couple of years, we have so few kids in our neighborhood.

1234
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,960
We just turn off the lights and don't ever put anything out.

1235
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,960
Right.

1236
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,240
Like we're that we're that the Scrooge family, right?

1237
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,240
That doesn't even participate.

1238
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,240
Oh, that's that house.

1239
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,800
Yeah, that house that keeps the lights off and leave us alone.

1240
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,600
We're watching TV.

1241
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,000
There's no rain on Thursday whatsoever.

1242
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Right.

1243
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,400
Well, that fact it's with that clear skies.

1244
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,400
Oh, my God.

1245
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,680
They're naked on their couch.

1246
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,680
Come look.

1247
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,680
Watching period pieces.

1248
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,680
God.

1249
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,680
What?

1250
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,680
Yes.

1251
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Victoria.

1252
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,680
Jesus.

1253
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680
Hello.

1254
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,680
Or can't believe it.

1255
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,680
Queen Elizabeth.

1256
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,680
Look at the crotch.

1257
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,080
He pressed himself upon me.

1258
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,280
I don't think I didn't hate it.

1259
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,600
Now, so this week, this this year will be fun.

1260
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,000
I can't wait for you guys to come over.

1261
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I mean, we're going to have fun.

1262
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,760
I mean, it's not like going to be like that one night.

1263
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,760
I set up a bunch of stuff.

1264
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,160
We had the whole front done.

1265
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,320
I got we got hot dogs cooking the bag.

1266
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,320
I mean, usually I'm going to be there.

1267
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,320
Usually Tara makes a fucking feast, you know, and I'm waiting for Jeff to show up and waiting

1268
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,800
for Jeff and I'm texting and nothing.

1269
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,800
And he claims he forgot.

1270
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,640
I know what really happened.

1271
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,040
He won't admit it, but I know what happened.

1272
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:31,320
No, he drank until he passed out and he was like, I'm not going.

1273
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,040
He turned his phone off or simply ignored it.

1274
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,040
You watching Game of Thrones?

1275
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,040
Is that what happened?

1276
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:41,520
I have no idea what he was busy because I texted him several times without a response

1277
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,960
until it was too late.

1278
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,560
If it makes you if it makes you feel better, I could pull it up.

1279
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,080
I got none of that.

1280
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,480
I got none of that treatment.

1281
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,480
No text.

1282
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,480
No.

1283
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,480
Are you coming?

1284
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,480
Oh, you're invited.

1285
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,640
I got none of the part.

1286
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,000
I got no harassment whatsoever.

1287
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
So I don't know.

1288
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,280
Maybe you should feel better.

1289
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,520
That's because you're usually an elk hunting.

1290
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,520
No, that's true.

1291
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,520
Yes, that's true.

1292
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,520
Yeah.

1293
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,520
I mean, what the hell?

1294
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,960
I just need to plug myself back into the the dudes like us.

1295
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,960
You know what you're doing?

1296
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,960
You're going to show up there.

1297
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,200
Jeff is going to take a sweet ass time.

1298
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,560
Probably do whatever he's going to do.

1299
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,560
Well, like at nine.

1300
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:19,000
If I'm going to shut down, I'm going to go just in time to put Barbra Streisand, Evergreen

1301
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
shoot down the street.

1302
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
We did do that.

1303
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
That's ridiculous.

1304
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Oh, we did.

1305
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
What's the Halloween?

1306
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,280
There's no better way to ruin Halloween than blaring Barbra Streisand.

1307
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:35,240
Yeah, but Jeff and I have cultivated a Halloween list through my Amazon account.

1308
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,480
How does that even make sense?

1309
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,480
Why does it?

1310
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,480
That's the point.

1311
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,000
Well, we played it for Andrea down the street.

1312
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,920
Well, then I want Barry Manilow.

1313
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,640
If you're going to do this, I want we can do Copacabana.

1314
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,680
Yeah, there you go.

1315
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,800
Or I write the songs that now we're not going to do that.

1316
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,480
You know what we did do is we did a lot of stranger things, theme stuff.

1317
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,760
But whatever I'll do.

1318
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,440
It sounds wonderful out there.

1319
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:01,520
I tell you what, the one thing I'm in addition I'm going to do to my sound system is I'm

1320
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,320
going to add another subwoofer.

1321
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,320
Not another.

1322
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,520
I'm going to add a subwoofer because I used to have the subwoofer out there.

1323
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,240
I used to have a subwoofer for all my occasions on my pro audio stuffer.

1324
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,560
DJ, carry.

1325
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:20,600
Well, it became damaged from abuse.

1326
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,760
You blew it out.

1327
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,400
I didn't blow it out.

1328
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400
Somebody else blew it out.

1329
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,360
You see, if it gets damaged by abuse, it gets blown out.

1330
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,720
Well, Austin put it up there.

1331
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,720
Preston blew it.

1332
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,160
My son Preston literally blew it.

1333
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,400
He was like, I don't understand why it's not working.

1334
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,560
Well, what's going on with it?

1335
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,920
Well, I was outside in the back of the field and it just wasn't put on the sound.

1336
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,600
I was like, dude, you're in a fucking field.

1337
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,440
It's not designed for outdoor.

1338
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:48,440
You know, it is designed for outdoors, but you know, it's not there was a field, you

1339
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,720
know, I put it on Mac and I turn my phone on Mac.

1340
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,320
Oh, dude, it was horrific.

1341
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,960
I was so far to fart everywhere.

1342
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,760
Dude, it was a thousand dollar, over a thousand dollar subwoofer.

1343
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,760
Oh shit.

1344
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,760
Period.

1345
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,760
I mean, it was high.

1346
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Granted, it was old.

1347
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760
He owes you big bucks.

1348
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
Whatever.

1349
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,760
That's fucking lost.

1350
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,480
Was it a PV or a Sirwin Vega?

1351
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,480
It was a Mackie.

1352
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,480
Mackie.

1353
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,880
It was a high caliber product.

1354
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,160
It was a nice product.

1355
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,120
That thing would shake the bowels of the house.

1356
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,520
That wasn't the big bass guitar amplifier.

1357
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,880
No, that one I gave to Scott Cash for the bass guitar thing.

1358
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,600
This one was a big buy.

1359
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,120
Look, dude, it was big.

1360
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,680
It was about as tall as this table.

1361
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,680
Damn.

1362
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,640
So you're not going to buy another one.

1363
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,920
That doesn't make sense.

1364
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,080
I am going to buy another one.

1365
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,080
Really?

1366
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,080
You're going to invest more money into this?

1367
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,080
There's got to be another solution.

1368
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,080
Hey, look, I enjoy.

1369
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,080
What?

1370
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,880
I don't know, man.

1371
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,920
I need the low end.

1372
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,000
It's not just for Halloween.

1373
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,280
It's for special events.

1374
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,280
Okay.

1375
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,040
Hey, look, in our house, we have special events.

1376
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,040
You do.

1377
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,040
They happen a lot.

1378
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,040
True.

1379
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,040
And they're not just us, but we go to.

1380
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,040
Yeah, it is.

1381
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,200
I've got the soundboard for the investment, you know, and it's not only for the podcast.

1382
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,200
I was like, that was the whole angle.

1383
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,000
I was like, oh, I got the soundboard for our parties.

1384
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Right.

1385
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,600
It is totally for the podcast, but you know, whatever.

1386
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,320
It works for the parties.

1387
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,320
So I got it.

1388
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,320
It did.

1389
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,320
It sounded great.

1390
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,840
I think that we can control some of that volume by adding the subwoofer.

1391
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,600
We add a little low end in there, and I think that's fine.

1392
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,600
Cool.

1393
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,200
I'm looking forward to it.

1394
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,680
Yeah, well, you know, absolutely.

1395
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:32,960
And it's usually pretty busy on the street, but that that smoke machine is perfect.

1396
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,480
Oh, yeah.

1397
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,800
And I love taking those cover the whole street.

1398
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,800
Oh, the whole street was just like fog, smoke everywhere.

1399
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,800
There's like car wrecks.

1400
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,800
A little thick.

1401
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:48,600
Well, you drive slow out there and I got this laser out there that has this little filter.

1402
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,600
Oh, yeah.

1403
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,960
And it makes all these designs in the smoke.

1404
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:52,960
The trees.

1405
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,640
Oh, it was it was freaking out.

1406
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640
It's a blast.

1407
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,720
So it's one of those that you could actually hit a plane with.

1408
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:58,720
It's that powerful.

1409
00:44:58,720 --> 00:44:59,720
Oh, that's good.

1410
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:04,620
And I read speaking of those lasers in the planes, they are able to there's somebody

1411
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:06,320
who just got busted doing that.

1412
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,000
Oh, they could triangle it.

1413
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
That's incredible.

1414
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
So you can do that.

1415
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,520
Well, they it's like they knock it down.

1416
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,760
They know almost like exactly where that person is somehow.

1417
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,600
Like the pilots were like, even if you this location, even if you flash it like for one

1418
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,040
second, they can find you.

1419
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,440
I don't know about one second, but you know.

1420
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,440
Well, I don't know.

1421
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,440
But they found this guy.

1422
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,760
Isn't it like tracing a phone call that you have to keep them on the phone long enough

1423
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,760
for them to trace it?

1424
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,760
We got 30 seconds.

1425
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,760
Now it's 20 seconds.

1426
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,100
Look, those planes have cameras on there.

1427
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:35,100
So it's point of contact.

1428
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,160
They know they could see all the lights around there.

1429
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,040
They know they take a snapshot of it.

1430
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040
They see it.

1431
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,060
They know exactly where that light came from.

1432
00:45:43,060 --> 00:45:45,240
So I should buy one of those and stand at your house.

1433
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,640
Whatever, man.

1434
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,360
I mean, look, I mean, it's not going to happen.

1435
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,600
I mean, I shine that thing up into the sky and it's got it so bright.

1436
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,600
It's so bright.

1437
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,080
Oh, it's it's whatever, dude.

1438
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,080
Just don't fucking shine in a plane.

1439
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,080
Does it?

1440
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,080
A plane.

1441
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,080
Do you see a reflection off the moon?

1442
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,560
Well, you don't see it go that far.

1443
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:08,600
But what you do see that you don't normally see is the.

1444
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,160
Particulate the yeah, the particulates.

1445
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,360
It just lights up.

1446
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,960
There's like a cone going up.

1447
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,320
You know, it's so strong.

1448
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:19,200
Yeah, I've seen some lasers, the red ones, the green ones.

1449
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,200
The blue ones.

1450
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,800
And then the purple ones.

1451
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,240
The purple ones are like fucking go forever.

1452
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,720
You know, you can just go forever.

1453
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,080
You can see that's a wavelength thing.

1454
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,080
Correct.

1455
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,440
If you notice that colors underwater, they dissipate very quick.

1456
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,280
Red dissipates almost immediately.

1457
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,880
How far do the lasers go, Mr. Producer?

1458
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,880
Will it reach Voyager?

1459
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,880
It will.

1460
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,880
Will it pass Voyager?

1461
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,080
Because they've they are now outside of our galaxy.

1462
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,480
Our solar system.

1463
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,480
Correct.

1464
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,480
Yes.

1465
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,280
Outside of our galaxy would be freaking intense.

1466
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,600
Well, they passed it.

1467
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,960
And apparently there's a.

1468
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,600
The it's past the solar winds.

1469
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,600
Nice.

1470
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,960
There's only a part because it goes.

1471
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,760
How are they able to still communicate with that thing?

1472
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,760
That's amazing.

1473
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,760
I know.

1474
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,480
Well, they don't they don't.

1475
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,760
They send a signal.

1476
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,360
It takes a long time.

1477
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,360
It takes a long time.

1478
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,760
Like 90 days to get there.

1479
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,760
Really?

1480
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:15,760
Longer.

1481
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,760
Yeah.

1482
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,760
Oh, yeah.

1483
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:22,760
Because you have the solar winds and there comes a point where the I don't know what

1484
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760
you call it.

1485
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,480
Space winds are equal.

1486
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:31,560
So there's like a line that they could physically say and say, well, it's not a line that you

1487
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,320
could see, but there's a yeah, there's a deep arc that says solar winds in here.

1488
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,080
You have the universe winds.

1489
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,080
That's amazing.

1490
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,080
And then you're past it.

1491
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080
So no more solar.

1492
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,080
Deep space.

1493
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,080
So now you're into the are they in deep space?

1494
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,440
Yeah, they're out there now.

1495
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,440
Damn.

1496
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,440
Both of them are.

1497
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,440
They're crazy.

1498
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,440
Yeah.

1499
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,440
And it literally was launched in the 70s.

1500
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,400
I think Voyager one was.

1501
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,520
That's incredible.

1502
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,600
Is that the oh, those are how are they able?

1503
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,320
Why is it still alive?

1504
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:06,720
Like in terms of like they have they've figured out ways to adjust it throughout the years

1505
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,720
with whatever's on board.

1506
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,600
I mean, you would think they had a battery or whatever.

1507
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,600
Well, it's long dead.

1508
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,600
It's right.

1509
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,600
Yeah.

1510
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,600
Seventy seven.

1511
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:21,200
So they figured out ways to make it more efficient and manage it remotely like that.

1512
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,200
Wow.

1513
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,200
Make adjustments.

1514
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:29,000
Imagine that it will eventually hit an orbit and it'll eventually get sucked into some

1515
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,520
sort of planetary black hole gravity or black hole.

1516
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,960
I don't know, man, because this space is huge.

1517
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,600
It's oh, it really is.

1518
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:43,640
So that's planned content or contact is 2036.

1519
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,320
After that, I guess they're thinking it's going to die.

1520
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,320
That's amazing.

1521
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,320
Yeah.

1522
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,480
But they put some interesting things on there like they have a I don't know, a platinum

1523
00:48:53,480 --> 00:49:00,040
or titanium little record disc on there of different songs.

1524
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,040
Barbra Trishand.

1525
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,040
Language.

1526
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,240
I think the Beatles are on there.

1527
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,240
Really?

1528
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:06,240
Yeah.

1529
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,040
Well, we're assuming someone has something to play it with.

1530
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,120
Well, they have a groove.

1531
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:20,800
They have a a a a language, an alphabet of Sumerian and Greek and they have all kinds

1532
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,440
of languages on there.

1533
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,760
It's pretty sophisticated, kind of the stuff that they have.

1534
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,080
Are we so aren't there aren't there multiple of these?

1535
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,080
There's two.

1536
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,600
You know, you know, when they show the man and the woman and it's like the Da Vinci.

1537
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,600
Well, well, well, well, well, well, Da Vinci.

1538
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,600
What if they represent?

1539
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,760
Oh, they don't have trans people.

1540
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:38,760
That's a Vitruvian man.

1541
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,760
I believe it's called.

1542
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,360
You know what I'm talking about?

1543
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,360
It's like another probe that they that they sent out.

1544
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:50,320
That's Voyager 2 that that has like it shows about what humans are like and all that kind

1545
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,100
of stuff is it.

1546
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,720
So this is Voyager 1 you've been talking about.

1547
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:59,600
Voyager 1 passive Voyager 2 also passed the thermal wall or whatever they want to call

1548
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,680
it.

1549
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,480
What is Voyager 2 look like?

1550
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,120
Show me a picture of that one if you can.

1551
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,620
Golden Disc.

1552
00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:07,620
Information about humanity.

1553
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,620
Gramophone.

1554
00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:09,620
Gramophone.

1555
00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:13,040
So you're talking about Voyager 2.

1556
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,040
Or maybe okay.

1557
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,480
I think Voyager 1 is just just absorbing information and send it back.

1558
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,200
Maybe I don't think it has any kind of hey, we're humans.

1559
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,440
Yeah, there was one that had a bunch of stuff on there.

1560
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:29,760
They have like they do have the Da Vinci picture of the dude and they show male, female.

1561
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,880
They have all the different graphics.

1562
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,880
Your anus.

1563
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,720
This is looking at your anus.

1564
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,720
Your anus.

1565
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:38,720
Your anus.

1566
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:39,720
Your anus.

1567
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720
Yours.

1568
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,440
So it's it's I find it fascinating.

1569
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,400
You know I mean it just it's gonna go.

1570
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,120
I mean that is awesome.

1571
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,320
Someone will eventually find that.

1572
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,720
I mean there is no they won't.

1573
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:51,720
No.

1574
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,720
Are you kidding me?

1575
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,720
I am not kidding you.

1576
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,280
No one will ever find that.

1577
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,480
I'm not us.

1578
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,600
We'll never find it but an alien right?

1579
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,600
I don't think so.

1580
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,880
No it's too small.

1581
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:01,880
It is.

1582
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:02,880
I think it is.

1583
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,880
Space is too big.

1584
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,840
Oh maybe they've already found it.

1585
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,880
And even let's say hypothetically that it does it will get sucked into something and

1586
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:16,400
if it does even a gravitational pull into something similar of our type of planet it'll

1587
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,400
burn.

1588
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,480
It'll yeah it'll dissipate in the orbit.

1589
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:26,360
Millions and millions and millions of years from now yes possibly longer than that.

1590
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:33,440
But yes the golden record consists of 115 analog encoded photographs, greetings in 55

1591
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,560
language, a 12 minute montage of sounds on earth.

1592
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,160
Oh what kind of sounds?

1593
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,160
Sounds farts.

1594
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,000
Oh yeah there was a lot of recordings.

1595
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Gross.

1596
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
90 minutes of music.

1597
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
The Toothless podcast.

1598
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Yes.

1599
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Oh.

1600
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,360
And they're like uh we were gonna go to earth but after listening to these three fools I

1601
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,360
don't think there's any need.

1602
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,360
Anyway so.

1603
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:53,960
What does it say?

1604
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,640
Ferris was involved in each of its sections in some way.

1605
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,640
What's Ferris?

1606
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,640
Like Ferris Bueller?

1607
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,120
Ferris the the iron or?

1608
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,720
I don't know who Ferris is.

1609
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:04,920
His largest role was selecting the musical tracks.

1610
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,920
Oh okay.

1611
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,920
So who is Ferris?

1612
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,200
I don't know who Ferris is.

1613
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,200
Oh the as producer.

1614
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,720
Oh the golden record.

1615
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,720
Producer of the record.

1616
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,720
Ferris somebody.

1617
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:13,720
Interesting.

1618
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:14,720
Okay.

1619
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,600
I guess we're gonna need to know who Ferris is.

1620
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,520
The exercise says Ferris involved.

1621
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,240
Lambert and Ferris.

1622
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,240
Presumptuous.

1623
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,240
Presumption.

1624
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,760
Or was that pre?

1625
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,760
Some positions.

1626
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,760
Timothy Ferris.

1627
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,760
Timothy Ferris.

1628
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,760
Okay.

1629
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,120
I don't know who he is though.

1630
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,120
So that's the record that they basically put together.

1631
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,840
Was it made out of gold?

1632
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,840
I don't know.

1633
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,840
I don't know.

1634
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:36,840
It looked gold.

1635
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,840
Gold colored.

1636
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,840
It sure was.

1637
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:44,660
You know speaking of NASA accomplishments or SpaceX accomplishments please tell me that

1638
00:52:44,660 --> 00:52:53,560
you saw the the largest rocket booster ever ever made come down and land in you know land

1639
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,160
on its own in the little arms.

1640
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,160
It was pretty weak.

1641
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,160
Dude.

1642
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,160
No it was awesome man.

1643
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,240
Dude it was incredible.

1644
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:03,640
Just the calculations and the math and the know-how to do that.

1645
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,640
Astounding.

1646
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,200
It was the first time it's done that right?

1647
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,200
Yes.

1648
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,200
The first time they attempted it.

1649
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,720
That's what I mean the first time worked.

1650
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,720
Yes.

1651
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,560
On the recovery of the booster vehicle.

1652
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,560
Yes.

1653
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,400
How come they just didn't land that one like they did the other one?

1654
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,400
That's a great question.

1655
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,400
I wonder the same thing.

1656
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,600
Why did they add difficulty in grabbing it?

1657
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,440
They, they, I don't know.

1658
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,440
Prior?

1659
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,440
Yeah.

1660
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,440
I mean why before?

1661
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,440
This was the first time they attempted this right?

1662
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,440
Yeah.

1663
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,440
When they actually grabbed it out of the air?

1664
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,680
Well actually they don't grab it.

1665
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,880
It comes down it has like little notches.

1666
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,800
They're called chopstick arms.

1667
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,520
Yeah it just sets itself down on the arms.

1668
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,440
It didn't the arms didn't move at all.

1669
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,440
Oh they weren't like.

1670
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,440
No.

1671
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,440
No.

1672
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,400
I think yeah you're right it was basically a cradle.

1673
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,400
Yes it was exactly.

1674
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,400
It landed in there.

1675
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,720
It was a it was a cradle and it just set itself down on the arms.

1676
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:57,320
It's ingenious and the way it landed was like so perfect because.

1677
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,320
Oh yeah it was very cool.

1678
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,200
You look at this tube and then you have this this fire that's shooting out the bottom and

1679
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,920
it's directional so the fire is adjusting constantly.

1680
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:05,920
Oh yeah.

1681
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,920
To maintain the.

1682
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:11,800
Man I'm sure it's all AI driven or robotics or automation and it's just.

1683
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:12,800
Of course.

1684
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:13,800
I think somebody had one of those Atari joysticks.

1685
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,800
Yeah.

1686
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,800
To the left dude to the right to the left.

1687
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,800
Well I think what's a fascinating.

1688
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,800
Oh here's a video of it.

1689
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,800
October 13th.

1690
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800
Look at this thing.

1691
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,520
That thing is moving so fast it does a sonic boom.

1692
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,760
Right it's coming down yeah.

1693
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,760
It's astounding.

1694
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,720
That thing is ginormous.

1695
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,960
But see the flame and how it's going back and forth.

1696
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,040
That it starts to lean.

1697
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,640
I mean it lands right in there.

1698
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,160
I thought right here when it was just past the cradle.

1699
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,160
Did you see the move.

1700
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,160
Yeah it did move in.

1701
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,160
The little chopsticks.

1702
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,160
It's absolutely perfect.

1703
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,600
It's the landing was absolutely perfect.

1704
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,680
So the arms do move.

1705
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,360
Well I think they did come in.

1706
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,360
As soon as they.

1707
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,360
Yes they did.

1708
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,640
I thought I for sure saw it move.

1709
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,640
Watch it right there.

1710
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,120
Oh they did they squeezed in.

1711
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,120
See.

1712
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,120
You're right.

1713
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,120
My fault.

1714
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,120
My fault.

1715
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,120
I didn't see that.

1716
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,520
So what it is it's V shaped.

1717
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:06,200
And once that bottom passes it it immediately starts to come in to grab.

1718
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,200
Because if you look at the very top it's got two little arms.

1719
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,200
Two little arms yeah.

1720
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,200
Dude it is.

1721
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,200
I think it's three.

1722
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,200
How tall is that thing?

1723
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,200
Do we know?

1724
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,200
Twenty stories.

1725
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,200
Ginormous.

1726
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,200
Yeah it's big.

1727
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,320
It's the largest rocket ever created ever made.

1728
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,840
And it's the one that's necessary.

1729
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,560
Lands right in that cradle and it's just impeccable.

1730
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,560
Look it's perfect.

1731
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,560
It's perfect.

1732
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,600
And this is the rocket that's needed to take them to the moon and to Mars.

1733
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,600
Just so you know.

1734
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:37,080
Because it's the one that can get it out outside of you know Earth's gravity.

1735
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,560
Yeah but the thing is is they got to figure out how the hell they're going to get back.

1736
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,040
Where are they going to store the fuel.

1737
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,400
So does that mean they're going to have to send all that fuel up there in advance and

1738
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,400
land it down there.

1739
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,040
You can have a bunch of rovers down there loaded with fuel.

1740
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:54,800
I think the plan to go to Mars has a stop at the moon.

1741
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,800
Is that right?

1742
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
I don't know.

1743
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,320
Are they wanting to build something on the moon for it to be a staging area to go to

1744
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,320
Mars?

1745
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,400
I think that's a huge mistake and I don't think you'll remember.

1746
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,400
I don't remember.

1747
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,480
I don't think you need to fuck with the moon.

1748
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,480
The moon.

1749
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,080
Look I'm telling you.

1750
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,080
You guys laugh.

1751
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,120
I'm telling you that the moon is symbiotic to.

1752
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,560
Yeah but they're not going to move it out of the way or anything like that.

1753
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,560
It's impossible.

1754
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,520
They're not digging on earth changing the density of earth.

1755
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,600
The ratio from earth to moon is way different.

1756
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,400
I'm just thinking I wouldn't fuck with the moon.

1757
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,400
They're talking about.

1758
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,040
I mean look you laugh.

1759
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,240
I'm just saying it's symbiotic to the earth.

1760
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,240
I know.

1761
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:36,360
You know I think it's worse on the moon than it is the United States or the earth because

1762
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,560
you could do a bunch of shit on here.

1763
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,560
It's not going to have an effect.

1764
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:44,200
Out there that the moon is basically controlling our.

1765
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,800
Yeah it was controlling lots of stuff.

1766
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:52,200
The earth the tides and the tides are what are creating the polarity.

1767
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:57,320
Why do you think we have the ability to do anything to the moon that would make it that

1768
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:02,240
that would make it like change its you know orbit around.

1769
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,120
Yeah you know orbit around the earth.

1770
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,120
You can't even do.

1771
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,720
The thing is I don't know.

1772
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,960
I don't know jack shit about that.

1773
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:13,320
I do know that the moon is instrumental because it does have a magnetic pole.

1774
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:18,120
Yeah and it's sucking the water on the planet and you think it's fragile.

1775
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,160
I mean I don't know.

1776
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,520
I mean I don't know but I just I don't know.

1777
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,280
It's been pelted by humongous asteroids in the past.

1778
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:29,280
Yeah but how long ago that caused our dinosaurs to die kind of asteroids.

1779
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,280
Six years ago.

1780
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,280
Yeah.

1781
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,120
What one hit in six years ago and one with seven.

1782
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,280
Is that where it made the hill boom and it rung like a bell.

1783
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,280
It rung like a bell.

1784
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,280
Because the moon is hollow.

1785
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,680
Everybody's like God what's that annoying sound.

1786
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:41,680
Yes.

1787
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,680
Anyway I have an interesting factoid.

1788
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:51,720
If you were to pick a country or continent on the earth that is the the diameter or the

1789
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,640
that the moon could fit in.

1790
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,360
What which one do you think Antarctica.

1791
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,360
OK.

1792
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,720
What do you think Jeff.

1793
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,720
Probably Asia.

1794
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,720
It is Australia.

1795
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,880
That was my next guest.

1796
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,960
The Oscar the the width of Australia is almost exactly what the moon is.

1797
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:10,960
Isn't that fascinating.

1798
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,960
So what fit inside.

1799
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,440
Well if it's just just just scraped.

1800
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,200
So what's bigger Australia or Antarctica.

1801
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,680
I'm going to say Antarctica is well I mean that's the problem with Antarctica is there's

1802
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,940
landmass and there's ice right.

1803
00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:27,400
So if you're talking about the land portion of it I don't know.

1804
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,400
Yes.

1805
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,880
Well Asia is the largest continent.

1806
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,200
Yes.

1807
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:35,120
But yeah that was a factoid that Shelley and I learned not too long ago.

1808
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,400
We thought that was very interesting.

1809
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:42,640
That if you want to know what the size the relative size of the moon compared to the

1810
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,960
earth then look at Australia.

1811
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,320
That's how big it is.

1812
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,320
Fascinating huh.

1813
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,800
Well Antarctica is bigger almost.

1814
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,120
It's three point six million kilometers versus eight point five million.

1815
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:58,760
Well Greenland is a ginormous bigger than ever tremendously large.

1816
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,760
It's always so jacked up on these maps.

1817
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,960
I don't understand that.

1818
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:11,880
It says it's a construct to what the idea was to make it seem insignificant.

1819
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:12,880
I don't know.

1820
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,200
And it's amazing how you got such a big and why they call that a continent and who owns

1821
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,200
it.

1822
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,200
It's not that big though.

1823
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,680
It's owned by Oslo or Copenhagen or looks big but it's not that even areas.

1824
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:23,680
I swear to baby.

1825
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,800
It's not Iceland.

1826
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,760
It's show me Australia.

1827
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,440
This is a pretty cool deal you're doing here Mr. Producer.

1828
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,360
He's he's got a three dimensional thing of the of the earth.

1829
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,880
There you go.

1830
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,880
That's pretty damn big.

1831
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,360
Australia is Denmark.

1832
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,360
That's what it owns it.

1833
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,360
Wow.

1834
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,360
Look at that.

1835
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,360
All right.

1836
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,120
That's basically the size of the moon.

1837
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,120
Actually that's the moon.

1838
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,200
That's Oceania.

1839
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,800
So is that east to west or north to south.

1840
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,520
I think it's east because I don't know what the moon is up long.

1841
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,000
The sides are Rambas.

1842
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000
It's elliptical.

1843
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,760
Oh my God.

1844
00:59:58,760 --> 00:59:59,760
You guys are killing me.

1845
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,760
I mean come on.

1846
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:01,760
Let's be specific.

1847
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,760
It's all freaking that's what it's out there.

1848
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:04,760
Well that's what they said.

1849
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,600
I didn't say I didn't say if they they just like on Star Trek.

1850
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,600
He sold on Bridgerton.

1851
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,600
Yeah.

1852
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,600
Some Bridgerton where she was like was this on the Acolyte Star Wars episode from Disney

1853
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,920
Channel or don't think I like your attitude.

1854
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,920
You're out the dude.

1855
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:21,920
Yes.

1856
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:22,920
Anyway.

1857
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:23,920
Fascinating stuff.

1858
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:24,920
All right.

1859
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:25,920
I.

1860
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,120
Oh I would like the.

1861
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,400
No I would like to talk about something.

1862
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,000
How much time do we have two minutes two minutes.

1863
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000
All right.

1864
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,000
That's plenty of time.

1865
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Do we really.

1866
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,240
I would like to bring up something that I find fascinating.

1867
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:45,080
So this remember how you know we my wife is always like oh I'm a child of the 50s.

1868
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:49,880
I wish you know I wish you know I grew up in the 50s you know because that would have

1869
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:54,120
been such a better a better time out of the 50s.

1870
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,280
But she's like oh the music was awesome.

1871
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,360
We like the and society was awesome.

1872
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,560
It would have been so amazing to like be born in the 50s and that made me think that made

1873
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:07,400
me think what what was life like not necessarily in the decades because you know we know kind

1874
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,040
of we know what the decades were like.

1875
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,480
But what about the centuries.

1876
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,960
Like how we think we have it bad now.

1877
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,960
Right.

1878
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,760
But what was like living in the 1300s 1400s 1500s like how awful.

1879
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:31,480
I kind of think that there are major consequences that are there are consequences for your actions

1880
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,240
that you can't turn around.

1881
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:42,600
So meaning like nowadays if you do something and you get hurt there are medical doctors

1882
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,600
that can help fix you.

1883
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,680
You know to prolong your life.

1884
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:51,320
I there it's not very forgiving when back in the earlier times.

1885
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:56,880
I mean some of the holistic medicines that I mean medicinal medicinal medicinal doctor

1886
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:02,240
but they didn't live longer back then because I mean I'm saying that you had to be smart

1887
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,440
about what you were doing and you didn't know how to be smart because the school systems

1888
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,440
weren't there.

1889
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,960
They didn't even have to have you know.

1890
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:08,960
I mean yeah.

1891
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,880
Well the little house on the prairie was the start to 1300s.

1892
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,120
Oh you'd say that.

1893
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:19,240
So yeah well I could so what I did was I asked Chappie Chatt GPT I said give me a description

1894
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,840
of what it's like to live like very personal on an individual level what life would have

1895
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,800
been like throughout that throughout the centuries and I don't have to go through everything.

1896
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,520
What do you guys want to start with this 1300s 1400s 1500s.

1897
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:32,840
Do the 13 15 17.

1898
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:33,840
I will start.

1899
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:34,840
OK.

1900
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:38,200
So just it has a pro and a con of each of these centuries.

1901
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,200
This is interesting.

1902
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:44,120
The pro was if you were a farmer life was simple revolving around the seasons and close

1903
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,360
knit communities.

1904
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:49,480
The feudal system meant you worked on land owned by a lord which provided stability and

1905
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,400
protection to my lord.

1906
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,400
Right.

1907
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:58,320
But the cons for life was short often harsh and the death the death black death hit in

1908
01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,560
the mid 1300s.

1909
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:06,440
So killing off entire villages and decimating families hygiene was poor bathing was rare.

1910
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,280
Yeah fans towns were what does that mean rare rare.

1911
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,280
Nobody bathed.

1912
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,440
So they're going to have to know if running water back.

1913
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:19,940
Nobody nobody bathed and the towns were dirty leaving to frequent leading to frequent illness

1914
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:25,240
opportunities to break free from your social status for few and only a few lucky lucky

1915
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,960
few had access to education or travel.

1916
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:33,680
Your diet was primarily bread and porridge and meat was reserved for special occasions.

1917
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,720
So it says in the 1300s people typically bathed once a week.

1918
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:42,720
Yeah well I'm just I'm just saying it says bathing was rare.

1919
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,600
People wash their hands and face regularly in the 1300s.

1920
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:51,960
They often use using an oer in basin early washing and was especially important because

1921
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:55,660
of the prevalence of fleas and lice.

1922
01:03:55,660 --> 01:04:00,480
The poor of those living in the countryside might wash themselves with a with a wet rag

1923
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,120
right at a horse trough.

1924
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,120
Right.

1925
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,320
They would dunk themselves in a nearby body most likely everyone here would have been

1926
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,320
poor.

1927
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,320
Yes.

1928
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:10,320
Yes.

1929
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,120
So what do they use to bathe that just spit.

1930
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:20,080
They've got herbs soaps a tub a board for food and drinks a striped linen towel striped

1931
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:24,080
linen towel a personal grooming tools.

1932
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:28,520
Jeff that would be a to de-lice your pubes for your nasal hairs.

1933
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,520
Yes.

1934
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,600
So what are the cons of the 1300s.

1935
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,280
Well that was the cons that life was short and blah blah blah.

1936
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,280
All right.

1937
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:37,280
So you want me to skip.

1938
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,280
Also hold on.

1939
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:39,280
Well what are the pros for the 1300s.

1940
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:44,880
Well if you were fun life was simple that you life revolved around the sea.

1941
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,320
They work really hard they get shitfaced at night when rinse repeat.

1942
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:52,880
Why I don't even know if they could afford alcohol but yeah I mean I think they all ale

1943
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,880
or shit like that.

1944
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,880
Yeah.

1945
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:59,080
So they had they had stability and protection from I was smoking that wacky tobacco from

1946
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:04,280
the feudal lord that they that was owned like they got you know it's very simple.

1947
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:05,280
All right.

1948
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,200
So you only skipped to 1500s.

1949
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,200
Yes.

1950
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,200
All right.

1951
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,400
Growing sense of curiosity or the approach growing sense of curiosity around the world

1952
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:17,280
and explorers were bringing back stories of exotic places and spices and new foods like

1953
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,320
tomatoes and potatoes.

1954
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,880
If you were in a city Renaissance brought art and science that inspired people to think

1955
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,120
differently.

1956
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:28,720
You might hear about new religious ideas even own a book if you were wealthy enough thanks

1957
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,800
to the printing printing press.

1958
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:33,000
Oh this is the 1500s.

1959
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,520
Well hold on that's the Gutenberg printing press.

1960
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,520
Correct.

1961
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:37,520
Right.

1962
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,840
I the cons wars between Catholics and Protestants affected many regions.

1963
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:44,920
If you were accused of practicing witchcraft or had unconventional beliefs you could face

1964
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:48,320
serious danger especially if you were a woman.

1965
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:52,340
Life for most was still dominated by hard labor and if you were poor access to education

1966
01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:55,960
and upward mobility were nearly impossible.

1967
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,880
So the the world population this was the 1500s right.

1968
01:05:58,880 --> 01:05:59,880
1500s.

1969
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:05,720
The 1500s the world population was a 450 million technology.

1970
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,120
We'll skip over that disease.

1971
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:14,400
The epidemics regularly swept through and cleansed and purged the population.

1972
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:15,400
Lifespan was what.

1973
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,400
What do you think.

1974
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:17,400
Probably 40s.

1975
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,320
I was going to say 30 something.

1976
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:25,360
It was 30 to 33 years old was the typical lifespan a third to half of children died

1977
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:26,360
before they were 16.

1978
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,360
Geez.

1979
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:35,120
The life of the 1500s was a harsh short average lifespan high high infant mortality and lack

1980
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,120
of basic comforts.

1981
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:40,760
That doesn't sound appealing does it.

1982
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:41,760
No.

1983
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,560
I mean but back then ignorance is blessed they don't know.

1984
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,560
They don't know better.

1985
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:46,560
Yeah.

1986
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:51,840
Well what do they go to in 500 years or 700 years from now what are people going to be

1987
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,120
living like.

1988
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,120
So there were.

1989
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,120
Right.

1990
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,120
Yeah.

1991
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,120
And the 1500s.

1992
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,120
If you look back now the 22,000s.

1993
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,120
Oh my god.

1994
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,120
Yes.

1995
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,120
Oh yeah.

1996
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:02,120
You know.

1997
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:07,320
Because we're we're progressing logarithmically right now in terms of technology and how it's

1998
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:11,440
affecting our quality of life and how it's giving us opportunities that we didn't have

1999
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,440
before.

2000
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,920
I mean it's you know what I mean.

2001
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:19,440
It may just be like that movie or WALL-E where they're just we're just in big fat blobs

2002
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,640
with a computer in front of us.

2003
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:25,240
So in the 1500s there were a ton of rebellions.

2004
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,720
I don't know if you know about that.

2005
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,720
I mean yeah.

2006
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720
Is it the French rebellion.

2007
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:35,320
No no the peasants a lot revolted against the harsh conditions and abuses of the power

2008
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,320
by the nobles.

2009
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,320
So that was the beginning of unions.

2010
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:42,800
The peasants were 1525 German revolt against the lords and the religious upheaval.

2011
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,400
Is that the when Robin Hood came about.

2012
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,400
Yes.

2013
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,400
And they started wearing their tights.

2014
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,400
Oh yeah.

2015
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:49,400
Oh I love those tights.

2016
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,520
There's a sexy attire back then I think.

2017
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:52,520
Made Marion.

2018
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:53,520
Yes.

2019
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:54,520
I jump over to the 1300s.

2020
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,520
What does that say?

2021
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,520
No the are we skipping the 1700s.

2022
01:07:58,520 --> 01:07:59,520
Are we going to 1700s.

2023
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,520
Are we going down or up.

2024
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,520
We're going up.

2025
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,520
We're going up.

2026
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,520
Oh.

2027
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,520
All right here are the pros.

2028
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,520
The middle ages.

2029
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,000
Pros of the 1700s.

2030
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,920
Enlightenment ideas might have started to reach you through pamphlets or local discussion

2031
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,200
giving people new sense of hope for rights and freedoms.

2032
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:18,560
There was excitement in the air as revolutions in America and France fought for the concept

2033
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,040
of democracy.

2034
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:24,680
Daily goods were slowly improving more access to tea coffee sugar if you live near a trade

2035
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,000
route.

2036
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,760
But on the cons most people still didn't see real change in their lives as wealth and power

2037
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,440
were in the hands of the few.

2038
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,720
And if you worked in an early factory conditions were terrible.

2039
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:39,440
Long hours low pay dangerous machinery wars and colonization continued to disrupt lives

2040
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:44,760
and if you were enslaved or and if you were enslaved or lived in a colonized area life

2041
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:45,760
was brutal.

2042
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,880
Yeah you pretty much summed it up.

2043
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:53,720
I'm looking at I'm kind of doing some comparative scrolls over here.

2044
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,720
Same thing.

2045
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:58,640
The women back then it adds on you that for as far as gender women were typically responsible

2046
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:03,480
for the household management often educated in accomplishments like music and embroidery

2047
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:09,640
and just upbringing for to groom their daughters to you know etc.

2048
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,760
Yeah there was a role expectation.

2049
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:18,080
So it's with men typically working as the breadwinners and women managing the household

2050
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:23,840
marriage was also closely linked to social class and women rarely married into lower

2051
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:24,840
social classes.

2052
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:25,840
Oh yeah.

2053
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,800
Bird of a feather fucked together.

2054
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:33,720
I'm sure that was a major thing all throughout life is status social status.

2055
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:38,760
So who you were allowed to hang out with who you were allowed to be friends with or marry

2056
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,760
all of that.

2057
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,720
The 1700s was different for people depending on their social classes gender and location

2058
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:44,720
right.

2059
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:45,720
Typically back then.

2060
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:47,720
In fact probably even now.

2061
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,360
No I saw some countries 1700s.

2062
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:56,000
I mean they were I mean to go back to the 1500s I mean you got to think about it if

2063
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,320
you you can get away with it.

2064
01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:59,520
Magical back in time.

2065
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:04,680
I mean if you were to say hey I want to go back in time and I want to bring like a weapon

2066
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,880
whatever whatever it is I don't give a fuck what it is something like a Mac 10 gun or

2067
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:15,660
some gun or something that would make you an elite where you could just like not be

2068
01:10:15,660 --> 01:10:16,760
taken advantage of.

2069
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,760
I rule the country now.

2070
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:22,440
Well I'm not saying look I'm not saying you would run out of bullets you can't you can't

2071
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:23,440
take a gun.

2072
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:28,720
Well I mean well whatever but I'm what I am yes you can and I'm not saying you have to

2073
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:34,880
take over everybody but you can if you bring something that can at least I'm not saying

2074
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:40,920
euthanize something I'm just saying if someone's trying to take over your house you'd be able

2075
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:45,920
to defend yourself and you can actually get a little revenge and have the upper hand.

2076
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:50,360
Like a chainsaw.

2077
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,600
That is kind of.

2078
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,400
I would bring that would frighten them.

2079
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,560
I would bring especially when you chop someone in half.

2080
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:57,560
I saw that.

2081
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,080
They'd run away from terror.

2082
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,800
The chainsaw would not last as long because you'd have to like have a lot of gas for them.

2083
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,520
Yeah you got to have fuel.

2084
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:05,520
You'll be bold.

2085
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,520
And there's no electricity down.

2086
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,200
They got oil back there.

2087
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,760
I would bring throwing stars.

2088
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,560
Mr. Producer just put up there what about the bourbon back there.

2089
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,800
Oh you know what you can actually start a bourbon thing.

2090
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,280
I would buy apple stock.

2091
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,440
That wasn't around in the fifteen hundred.

2092
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,440
Dammit.

2093
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:22,440
When was it?

2094
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:23,440
1600s?

2095
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:24,440
What's next year?

2096
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:25,440
We can do 18.

2097
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,440
We're gonna go right into 18.

2098
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:27,440
All right.

2099
01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:28,440
All right.

2100
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,440
Let me do let me do the last one.

2101
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:30,440
Are we doing 1800 1900s?

2102
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:31,440
This is the last one.

2103
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:32,440
Let's do 18 because 19 is too easy.

2104
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:33,440
All right.

2105
01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:35,160
Let's do the funny version.

2106
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:40,440
Pros if you like machines and soot this was the century.

2107
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:41,720
If you like machines and soot.

2108
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,040
And you're an Irish immigrant.

2109
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,280
This was the century for you.

2110
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:46,640
Industrial revolution brought new jobs.

2111
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,960
You might even earn enough to afford an extra spoon.

2112
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,200
Railroads connected places you've never even heard of.

2113
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,880
Charles Dickens was writing novels so you could feel better about how hard his fictional

2114
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,320
life was.

2115
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,600
The cons were factories didn't exactly have OSHA.

2116
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:06,160
So you could lose a finger and maybe gain a lung condition in a single shift.

2117
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:10,640
They call it the hand to mouth existence.

2118
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,000
Cities were so packed you could barely move without tripping over someone unless you were

2119
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,000
royalty.

2120
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,560
You'd probably spend your life in a single tenement and at least you had public libraries.

2121
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:21,340
Oh wait you couldn't read.

2122
01:12:21,340 --> 01:12:25,040
So they have subcategories that AR produced for the life in the 1800s.

2123
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,920
You know family rose, food, domestic technology, living conditions, entertainment, farming

2124
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:30,920
cities.

2125
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:37,240
In fact then a traditional city would be just under 1810, just under 100,000, 96,000.

2126
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,320
Like Philadelphia kind of a place.

2127
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,320
Average cities.

2128
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,320
Miserable.

2129
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:42,320
That's in the United States.

2130
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,440
Frisco is bigger than that.

2131
01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,760
But that is in the United States.

2132
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:46,920
I mean I'm kind of curious what the...

2133
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:47,920
What London was?

2134
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:55,280
London, you know Africa or Switzerland or those kind of places.

2135
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,280
Like Copenhagen?

2136
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,600
Denmark, Sweden, whatever.

2137
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,680
I'm just saying other parts of the planet.

2138
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:04,200
I mean it's not all the same.

2139
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:07,840
We had a lot of different things going on here in the United States.

2140
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:13,840
The only thing we had to worry about was as far as outside influences were like the people

2141
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:14,840
that were here.

2142
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:18,520
I don't want to call them indigenous because I think that's stupid.

2143
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,560
You know I'm not...

2144
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,960
Look I'm not a proponent.

2145
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,960
People are going to be mad.

2146
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:25,420
I don't give a fuck.

2147
01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:27,960
It sucks when a country gets taken over.

2148
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:31,120
You know if the United States gets taken over it is what it is.

2149
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:35,640
You know I mean the people in Ukraine are mad because someone's taken over their land.

2150
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,120
You know there is...

2151
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:38,120
What came first?

2152
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:39,400
The chicken or the...

2153
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,600
It's constantly evolving.

2154
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,960
The earth has constantly evolved before history.

2155
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,280
The entire earth.

2156
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:49,120
You can't sit there and say that Indians deserve this.

2157
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,120
They deserve that.

2158
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:51,120
You know what?

2159
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:54,240
Look Indians were just savage people.

2160
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:57,600
You know everyone was savage.

2161
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,520
So you can't sit there and say that.

2162
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,440
I feel bad that my forefathers came in and did what they did.

2163
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,400
I don't condone it at all.

2164
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,000
100% I don't condone it.

2165
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,320
But it happened.

2166
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:13,240
They came in and they commandeered the place and that's just the way it goes.

2167
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,240
It sucks.

2168
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,880
Someone's going to come in and commandeer us eventually.

2169
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:17,880
You know?

2170
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:22,640
Oh they are doing that but we're not going to talk about politics in the second half.

2171
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:23,640
But they're coming right now.

2172
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:24,720
They're coming for your land.

2173
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:25,720
They're coming for you.

2174
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:27,160
They're coming for your daughter Chuck.

2175
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:30,200
They're already taking over apartment complexes.

2176
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,840
There you go in Denver.

2177
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:33,200
Alright well this is interesting.

2178
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,960
So the 1800's do we want to go up to the 19's or is that the last one?

2179
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,280
I think we're ready to talk about bourbon.

2180
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:40,280
Oh yes.

2181
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,800
Alright so Luca Mariano.

2182
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:46,840
This is a revisit for us.

2183
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,840
It is.

2184
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,640
It is and I will tell you it did not.

2185
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:54,560
I found it enjoyable the first time.

2186
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,720
I'm finding it enjoyable the second time.

2187
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:02,600
I will tell you the first time when we were at Total Wine the price point was higher.

2188
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,200
Over a hundred bucks.

2189
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:09,600
The price point now is about 40% less.

2190
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:10,600
Really?

2191
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:11,600
Correct.

2192
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,080
The fact that it's on the get the fuck out of my store.

2193
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:15,040
I don't remember spending a hundred dollars on the bottle.

2194
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:16,480
I think it was like 90 bucks.

2195
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:17,480
Oh bitch please.

2196
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:18,480
It's about a hundred bucks.

2197
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,480
What the fuck?

2198
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,480
You said over a hundred.

2199
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,480
Over a hundred.

2200
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:22,480
Well okay whatever.

2201
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:23,480
You said push in 300.

2202
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,480
Whatever I don't give a fuck.

2203
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:27,600
The point is it was expensive and it's dropped out a bunch.

2204
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,600
So I.

2205
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:29,600
Yeah well I think.

2206
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:31,120
I wonder if we're going to see that as a trend.

2207
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,760
I think it's starting.

2208
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:38,360
I don't think it's widespread yet but I think there's some distilleries or companies that

2209
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:39,960
are struggling.

2210
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,720
I think the bourbon market is overpriced in general.

2211
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,200
Well I mean look there's a lot that has to go into it.

2212
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:50,320
The single barrel select Luca Mariano select bourbon.

2213
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:54,720
The Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey with barrel strength of one hundred twenty three

2214
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,240
point two proof.

2215
01:15:57,240 --> 01:16:00,440
This bottle is I mean it's elegant.

2216
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,720
The bottle is elegant.

2217
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,620
It's embossed beautifully.

2218
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:06,600
It's got a nice cap on it.

2219
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,480
It's got a lot of elegance.

2220
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,320
It's the taste.

2221
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,900
It's a very small operation right.

2222
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:12,900
Very small.

2223
01:16:12,900 --> 01:16:14,600
Look I got to tell you.

2224
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:15,920
Let's dive into this.

2225
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:20,840
Because I've pulled a lot off of this and I haven't.

2226
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:24,480
I hate to say it but I'm going to pull.

2227
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:29,160
I know when I first did this the nose I was getting a lot of floral off of it.

2228
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,840
I was like a botanical kind of.

2229
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:35,240
Yeah for when I first stuck my nose in there I was like it smells like soap.

2230
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:37,920
I was thinking like the real flowery type soap.

2231
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,120
I'm not picking it up now.

2232
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,160
Kind of like the seventeen hundred bath.

2233
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,160
Yes.

2234
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:43,160
We see like roses and shit.

2235
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,200
It wasn't rose but I was picking up a lot of floral notes on it.

2236
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,200
I'm a dog.

2237
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,200
And not now.

2238
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,400
Now that it's sat for a while.

2239
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:54,480
I'm picking up a little more of the standard shit.

2240
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,480
So I'm not impressed with this.

2241
01:16:55,480 --> 01:17:01,440
The first time I don't recall what I voted on this or rated this but I'm not.

2242
01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,720
First of all I'm not kicking it out of the bed.

2243
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,000
I don't think it's worth a hundred bucks.

2244
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Ninety bucks whatever.

2245
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,000
Right.

2246
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,440
I think it fits in right around sixty bucks.

2247
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:12,640
It's got an interesting taste.

2248
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,200
Do we have it on there?

2249
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,440
The proof is one twenty three point two.

2250
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:17,440
It's hot.

2251
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,440
It's not.

2252
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:19,440
It's not.

2253
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,440
It's got some taste in there.

2254
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:24,680
I just need some help deciphering what that taste is because I'm tasting licorice.

2255
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:27,800
I'm tasting I'm tasting hard notes.

2256
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:28,960
These aren't soft.

2257
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:32,280
The subtle ones that Jeff spoke of the floral is they're there.

2258
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:33,320
They're on the top.

2259
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,320
But what falls below that is earth.

2260
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:36,800
And I'm trying to really.

2261
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:37,800
That was on the notes.

2262
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,700
I'm not tasting floral.

2263
01:17:40,700 --> 01:17:42,320
It just seemed a little harsh to me.

2264
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,320
Yeah.

2265
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,320
I would agree with that.

2266
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,560
There is some harshness on the finish that I'm picking up.

2267
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,560
Yeah.

2268
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,560
I would agree with that.

2269
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:51,600
And it's it's definitely not a mixer.

2270
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,600
I would mix this with.

2271
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:53,600
Oh no.

2272
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:54,600
Yeah.

2273
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:57,480
And one hundred and twenty three proof for one hundred and twenty three proof.

2274
01:17:57,480 --> 01:18:03,280
I expected a little bit more from it.

2275
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:05,280
I think I'd probably give this a six.

2276
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:06,720
I don't know what you did.

2277
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:07,720
You hold on.

2278
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:12,240
This was seven years, ten months and six days.

2279
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:15,520
Do you have our previous ratings on this one by chance?

2280
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,640
I think we rated a long time ago.

2281
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,640
I'm still going to rate it.

2282
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:20,640
You don't have it.

2283
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,240
I'd give this a six for me.

2284
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,240
Yeah.

2285
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,240
All right.

2286
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:29,600
So this is in the one twenty three range and this is usually pretty tight competition.

2287
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,600
I'll be honest.

2288
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:31,600
Yes.

2289
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:36,560
In terms of richness and depth and you know, like just just us being thrilled with it.

2290
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:42,600
And when you're starting to get into the stag and yeah, the rare character rooms.

2291
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:43,920
Yeah I I'm with you.

2292
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:49,360
I can't I can't go higher than I can't go as high as six five.

2293
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:53,000
But I'm with you on like six to maybe six to six three.

2294
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,680
Yeah unfortunately, I was as high as I could go.

2295
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:57,340
I'm disappointed.

2296
01:18:57,340 --> 01:18:59,120
I really am.

2297
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:04,800
The elegance that it portrays visually isn't in the juice.

2298
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:09,440
And unfortunately, I'm going to have to agree with with with Jeff and you.

2299
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,560
I'm going to put it on six to you.

2300
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,560
No, I'm not lying.

2301
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:14,960
I'm going to say five nine.

2302
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:15,960
Oh wow.

2303
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:16,960
Yeah.

2304
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:17,960
No seriously.

2305
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:21,400
This is look we're talking about category boarding on offensive.

2306
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:22,400
Yeah.

2307
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:23,400
Well you know what?

2308
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:24,400
It's still above five.

2309
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:25,400
I'm kidding.

2310
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:26,400
It's not offensive.

2311
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,360
It's still it's still better than average.

2312
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:29,360
You know what?

2313
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:33,360
Again, I say I know I say this every time when we you know when we rate Bourbons or

2314
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:37,920
whatever, but if I'm at a friend's house and he's got this in a decanter and I don't

2315
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:39,640
even know what it is.

2316
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:40,640
Right.

2317
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:41,640
And he pours me a glass.

2318
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,960
Oh, he pours it on a cube.

2319
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:44,960
I'm going to enjoy it.

2320
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,760
Of course, I'm going to enjoy it.

2321
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,480
And I'm going to be like, oh, that's not bad.

2322
01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:49,680
You know, that kind of thing.

2323
01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,400
But it's not going to be like, damn, what is this?

2324
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:53,400
Right.

2325
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:54,400
You know what I mean?

2326
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,440
I would be like, oh, that's that's nice.

2327
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:59,360
Do they distill their own own stuff?

2328
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,520
It says distilled and aged in Kentucky.

2329
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,360
Yeah, it's a Kentucky bourbon.

2330
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:05,360
No question.

2331
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:07,080
Yeah, but is it MB?

2332
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:08,880
It's distilled and it's not M.G.P.

2333
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,760
It could be heaven's hell.

2334
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:11,760
It could be.

2335
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:13,720
I'm just it is not.

2336
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,480
It's just it's its own distillery, by the way.

2337
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:21,520
The thing is, is that it's yes, it's got that it's got that earth tone that you just can't

2338
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:22,520
get past.

2339
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:26,680
I mean, this is not a it's like a charcoal kind of filter kind of taste.

2340
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:29,120
Yeah, this is not a sub brand, though.

2341
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:32,000
I mean, I remember when I was looking at places to go.

2342
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:37,240
Yeah, because we were very late to to booking distillery tours.

2343
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:41,320
And this one popped up on on our route relatively.

2344
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:42,320
This one?

2345
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:43,600
Yeah, it was on our route.

2346
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,600
And I was like, but they don't even do they didn't even do tours.

2347
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,520
They're in Plymouth, Michigan.

2348
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:50,520
No.

2349
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:57,480
Well, it says bottled by Luca Mariano Distillery LLC Plymouth.

2350
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:59,480
Well, that's that's that's that's Michigan.

2351
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:04,160
That's I know for a fact that they have that distilled and aged in Kentucky.

2352
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,160
Right.

2353
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:10,000
But it doesn't say it's by them.

2354
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:16,040
How can it be distilled and bottled in Kentucky, but distilled in Michigan?

2355
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,040
That makes no sense.

2356
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,840
That's what it says on the back of the bottle.

2357
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:21,520
Well, you just said it was distilled and bottled in.

2358
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:22,520
Hold on.

2359
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,520
Hold on.

2360
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,720
So A.R. over you says Luca Mariano Distillery is located in Danville, Kentucky.

2361
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:27,720
Yeah.

2362
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:28,720
Location is.

2363
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:29,720
I just say Plymouth.

2364
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,640
So per the baby bottle.

2365
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,840
But Kentucky straight bourbon and rye whiskey.

2366
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:38,280
The distiller is named for the Francisco son, Luca Mariano, who's named after Francis's

2367
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,280
grandfather, Mariano Viola.

2368
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:46,240
Mariano taught Francisco how to distill brandy and whiskey brandy.

2369
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:48,040
That's probably where that tastes come from.

2370
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,320
Farm and farm the bottle.

2371
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,680
So yeah, they do do it.

2372
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:54,440
So the distiller is located at five five three acre, a five hundred fifty three acre farm

2373
01:21:54,440 --> 01:21:55,760
that includes the oldest stuff.

2374
01:21:55,760 --> 01:22:00,120
Five hundred fifty three acres, God bless.

2375
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:03,280
You know, I think that I wish they were more clear on their bottles.

2376
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:04,640
It's very small operation.

2377
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:05,640
So I will tell you this.

2378
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:09,160
I wish I wish these bottles would say we distill our own shit.

2379
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,160
Right.

2380
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,160
Yeah.

2381
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:12,960
But I will tell you, Jeff, but where does the Michigan thing come from?

2382
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:13,960
I don't I don't understand.

2383
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:15,880
That's where they're incorporated, baby.

2384
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:16,880
Maybe headquarters.

2385
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:21,800
But so Jeff, you brought up the floral thing and that's kind of tied in because these guys

2386
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:29,880
look, this is what Iron Root has riding on their cocktails is the the cognac and brandy's.

2387
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,280
And this seems to come from the same family a little bit.

2388
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:38,400
I don't agree with on the recipes on this one, but the floral thing and the botanical.

2389
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:45,800
In fact, I had brought that up to the that that high dollar cognac guy that did a total

2390
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,240
wine that the glass that cost thirty five hundred dollars a bottle.

2391
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:53,760
This guy came in, he was I'll talk about this on one of the next podcast.

2392
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,160
But he had an interesting story.

2393
01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:01,000
I'm about to send him an email because I got his personal email address and a photo of

2394
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,000
him.

2395
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:04,180
I'm going to send it and say, I appreciate you, blah, blah, blah.

2396
01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:10,000
But he brought up some good points about the floral content of the cognacs and how it kind

2397
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:15,220
of went into some of the brandy's and the fact that you mentioned that and it's tied

2398
01:23:15,220 --> 01:23:18,360
into this and the Luca Mariano venture.

2399
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:19,360
I don't know, man.

2400
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:25,480
I mean, but if it's not if it's not aged in a in a cognac barrel or brandy barrel, you

2401
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:26,960
said if it's not.

2402
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,680
Yeah, but age in a weird barrel, then you're not know.

2403
01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:31,440
But we don't know what the fuck's going on here.

2404
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:32,440
Yeah.

2405
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:33,440
What's the match bill?

2406
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,440
It's unavailable.

2407
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:35,440
I don't know.

2408
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:39,120
I would imagine it's the standard match bill.

2409
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:43,080
You know, let's let's firm up on the let's firm up on the rating here.

2410
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,600
You said I said six.

2411
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:45,600
You said six.

2412
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:46,600
I said six, too.

2413
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,600
Yeah.

2414
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,600
I'll tell you what, I'll split it.

2415
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:49,600
I'll be six one.

2416
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:54,400
You know, I'm I'm I wouldn't kick it out of bed, but I probably this is not going to I'm

2417
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:55,400
not going to buy this one.

2418
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,600
You know, we'll wait for the next version to come out.

2419
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,320
You know, it's good.

2420
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:01,320
It's delightful.

2421
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,640
But there's there's the Rick House on the screen right there.

2422
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:05,640
Look at that.

2423
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,120
It's a little verb verb.

2424
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,120
They come from money.

2425
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,320
Look, obviously, they've got fancy bottles.

2426
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:15,760
I got fancy a website and a little drone action here.

2427
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,760
Why is that Rick House?

2428
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,400
Dan Campbell out there.

2429
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:23,480
All right, dudes, I guess is kicking off another second half of the podcast.

2430
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,640
October 29th.

2431
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,520
It's the last week of October.

2432
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,160
Halloween is popping up right around the corner.

2433
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,160
We told you Thanksgiving's coming.

2434
01:24:30,160 --> 01:24:31,160
Fucking shit.

2435
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,160
It is shit.

2436
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,160
It'll be here so quick.

2437
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:34,160
Yes.

2438
01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:40,680
As usual, Mr. Producer Austin, you are the man.

2439
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:44,240
Thank you, sir, for being laser focused on this.

2440
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:46,040
Dudes, I guess I'm Sean and pop.

2441
01:24:46,040 --> 01:25:14,600
I am Jeff.

