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Ah, second half.

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Yeah, forget about it.

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Second half magic.

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And we have some really good shit.

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We do.

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Double 50.

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I'd say we didn't have bad stuff last time, but I'm excited.

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Well you know what, so dudes like us listeners out there, we sample Burbets on the first

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and second half and we let folks know how we feel about the things that we're sampling.

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We have a special guest with us tonight for those just picking up the second podcast dudes

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like us is on the December, sorry, October 10th, 2024.

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We have Garrison Brothers representative here.

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Thank you, Mr. Producer for staying on top of stuff.

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Dudes like us from Sean.

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I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.

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I'm James.

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Check us out on Facebook and Instagram dudes like us dash podcast.

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And for those wood crafting swag stuff you want for the wood crafting stuff you need

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in your house, that's dudes like us dash woodcraft.

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One thing I want to talk about, I sent you guys a video of it earlier because you said

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October 10th and that got me thinking 10 10 10 10 wins 10 10.

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So that's X X right.

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Ooh.

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And there's a Roman numeral.

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There is a new sports apparel company out there called X X dash X Y.

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And they're specifically for men and women, men and women.

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And it's a great ad.

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The ad they put out, if you can find it, if not, I could play it on my phone.

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It's an outstanding ad.

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Basically they're calling out Nike.

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Oh, I've seen you sent that earlier.

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Yeah, he did.

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And it's a bunch of girls here.

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If you can't find it, I'll I'll pull it up.

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And it's and it's using Nike's tagline.

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Just do it.

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Just do it.

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And it's meaning just stand up for women.

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Stand up for women.

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And let me see if I can find it real quick.

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And it's an outstanding.

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It's well done.

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It's simple.

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It's not angry.

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It's in the girls voice voices.

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Here we go.

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I got it.

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I'll play it.

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Dear Nike, dear Nike, why won't you stand up for me?

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Why won't you stand up for me?

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Why won't you?

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Why do you claim to support women and girls?

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Yet when we need you most, you remain silent.

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Today, males are claiming our identity, our sports, our spaces.

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Men and boys are stealing opportunities, medals, trophies, and our future.

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It is not fair or just.

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In fact, it's often dangerous.

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Yet you refuse to use your platform to stand up.

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You say you're for social justice and progress.

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So why do you allow men's rights to come before ours?

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See, with a big platform comes an even bigger responsibility.

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You have a chance to do the right thing.

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Don't just do the easy thing.

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So we're asking you, Nike.

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So we're asking you, Nike.

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That's deep, man.

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So we're asking you, Nike.

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As the biggest voice in all of sports.

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Will you stand up for me?

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Will you stand up for me?

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Will you stand up for me?

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Will you stand up for me?

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Will you?

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Will you?

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Will you just do it?

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Just do it.

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Nice.

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Dude, it's not race baiting.

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It's highly effective.

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I thought it was great when I saw that.

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I was like, I was a well-needed break to hear that.

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It's refreshing.

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And it's much needed.

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I mean, right now, the way we're so polarized.

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I feel like that's saying it.

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Well, I mean, it's not about polarized or not.

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I mean, it's about protecting girls.

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It's about protecting women.

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I mean, I was shocked to find out that those trans athletes are able to change in the locker

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rooms right next to other girls.

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It's absurd.

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And as a father of daughters, it alarms me that that would slip through the system.

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Like that'd be okay.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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But my daughter just saw some other dude's junk.

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I shower with doors so they're protected from that.

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I don't want them seeing that stuff.

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How dare them?

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I hear you.

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It's criminal.

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I mean, and that's just one aspect, right?

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I mean, there's so many aspects to this.

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It's like there are transitioning men that are taking spots.

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There are girls that work their asses off.

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There are girls that in track meets and all that kind of stuff train their asses off and

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they get blown out, right?

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And they lose opportunities.

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And they don't make the cut because they didn't get on the team.

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Right.

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Well, you've got these guys out there like Riley Gaines, who's now a former

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Hazard campaign.

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Very courageous.

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Yeah, it is.

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And Riley Gaines, if you don't know, is a swimmer on the Olympics or just college?

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Kentucky.

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It was Kentucky College.

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And then they got the trans that wants to jump in there because he couldn't make it

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in the men's league.

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It was like...

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Leah Thomas, is that right?

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Yeah, it was Leah Thomas.

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He was ranked like 5,000 on a scale of 5,000.

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He jumps over to the women's league.

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He's like, oh, look at me.

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I'm ranked 125th.

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I'm number one.

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I made the world record.

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I think 126th.

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No, no, he won.

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Oh, he won?

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He was like in the 100s or 200s on the men's side and he was number one on the women's.

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I didn't know that.

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Yes.

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So bad.

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I'm glad that shit's over with and I'm glad that some folks are coming out.

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And every day that passes, there are companies out there that continue to beat the DEI drum.

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There was a 60 minutes show on TV with Kamala Harris and how they edited it.

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Oh, yeah.

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And they show the live show as one thing and then they produce the edited version afterwards,

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but it was completely different.

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Well, she had a different answer, didn't she?

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A completely different answer because they edit the shit out of it.

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And it's just like my point of our saying that is that they edit everything.

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It all falls back to the same shit.

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You don't know what the fuck we're watching anymore.

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You don't know what's right or wrong.

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It's like when we were kids.

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You remember those books pick your own ending.

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Oh, yeah.

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You guys ever read those?

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That's basically so basically, I guess she recorded like different answers.

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If she didn't like it, she recorded a different one.

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And that didn't sound good.

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Can I do another one?

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I mean, is that is that kind of how that sounds like one of the girlfriends?

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Is that how that works?

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I don't know.

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How did they get the second answer?

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Did they do it?

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They must have read.

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Yeah, we did it.

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It wasn't so much that they used her answer.

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It was moreover, they had the announcer, the host kind of paraphrase what her answer is.

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And he was like, you mean kind of like it was finished like that.

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Yeah, it's just completely so dishonest, dishonest.

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That's it.

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It's not it's not genuine.

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It's it's, you know, it's I'm sick of it.

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I'm sick of it.

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I'm sick of Trump, too, by the way.

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I'm trying to be lied to about everything.

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I mean, I want Trump's policies.

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I want everything, but I'm sick of the weight he carries.

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It's such a shiny, you know, Trump.

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I love his policies.

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I want him to succeed.

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Period.

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But you shiny.

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You didn't finish that thought.

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It's just he's so childish.

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Yes, he's just like he cannot change his inner core, which is a 12 year old bully.

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That's what he is.

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No, I think that's unfair.

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I don't think he's a bully.

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I don't think he bullies people.

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I think that's complete mispresentation.

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Take it back.

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Because he doesn't bully people.

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What he does, he calls people out.

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He's just immature.

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He's not bullying people.

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That's what a bully does, right?

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No, says immature things.

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No, that's not what a bully is.

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A bully is someone that belittles other people for the benefit of themselves.

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You know, it's it's not that's not what he's doing.

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He's defending himself by calling people out because they are attacking him.

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And he returns and responds.

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But I think some of the things he does belittles people when he calls them morons.

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He calls them names.

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Absolutely, but is that is that is he just doing that or was that a reaction or a response to what they've done?

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No, I think he calls Kamala Harris a moron.

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I think that is a response to what she has said about him.

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Look, I don't think so.

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Yeah, we don't know.

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And it doesn't matter if you disagree or agree.

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The fact is, is that they're both talking shit, which came first, the chicken or the fucking egg.

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Does it fucking matter at this point?

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They're both talking shit and there's both being stupid.

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And that's the part I can't stand.

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I hate it, too.

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Has anybody seen South Park?

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Giant Deuce, Giant Deuce versus Turd sandwich.

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No, please pull that up.

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Is that please is that new or is it an old one?

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No, this is I think it was during the 2004 Bush, whoever Bush ran against Bush.

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This might be great.

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So you should play.

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There's like a one minute clip of a video.

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The debate debate or do YouTube.

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Yeah, there we go.

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Yeah, a debate.

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Two thousand twenty four.

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We have audio on there.

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We go.

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This is debate 2004 with your host, Jim Lerner.

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Welcome to the cable access televised debate between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

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We'll start with giant douche.

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Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a giant douche represent them.

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What do you say to those people?

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Jim, first of all, I would like to thank you for monitoring this debate.

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And I would like to thank all of the students and their parents for coming.

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What the hell, man?

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This was 20 years ago.

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Right?

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Is it really?

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2004.

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My qualities would simply look at my opponent.

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He is a turd sandwich.

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You're a turd sandwich.

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No, sir, if you'll pardon me, you are in fact the turd sandwich.

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You're a turd sandwich.

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Sir, you are a turd sandwich.

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You're a turd sandwich.

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Turd sandwich, I will ask you not to speak out of turn.

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I'm sorry, Jim.

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Anyway, as I was saying, wait, I forgot what I was saying.

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What a douche.

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All right.

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Turd sandwich.

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How should South Park Elementary enforce its laws of conduct for young athletes during

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sporting events?

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Turd sandwich.

265
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You know, my opponent wouldn't even know my question.

266
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If you ask him the same question, he would not answer it.

267
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He would stand around and just babble on and on about nothing until finally he was saved

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by the buzzer.

269
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Your time is up, Turd.

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Too accurate.

271
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20 years later, so accurate.

272
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Well, we've had that discussion where has it always been contentious?

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And the answer is yes.

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I think we forget.

275
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The debates or the race?

276
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Well, just politics in general.

277
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I think we're much more involved because of our age at this point.

278
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But even going back to the 1800s and the 1700s, politics was nasty back then, too.

279
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We just didn't have social media at the time.

280
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We had little pamphlets and shit they'd staple to the wall.

281
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Back then, they dueled.

282
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Yeah, there was a duel.

283
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How far back does bipartisan go?

284
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Like they just be in between two parties forever?

285
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The two-party system has been around for quite a while.

286
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From basically the beginning.

287
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Well, you had three there.

288
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We talked about it on the other one about the Whigs.

289
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The Whigs made an appearance for a while.

290
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So there was three then, and then they went away.

291
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I don't know when that was.

292
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What, the late 1800s?

293
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I can't remember when the Whigs were around.

294
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But there was three.

295
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Pretty much after that, it's been a two-party system.

296
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And that's horrible.

297
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That's where I think the mistake lies.

298
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The last one was Ross Perot.

299
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He was an independent, right?

300
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Well, you have these people every now and then who kind of shoot up.

301
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You had Kennedy this year who dropped out.

302
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He was going to get some votes.

303
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Who he would have pulled from is up for debate.

304
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But he would have gotten votes.

305
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Ross Perot was the last one.

306
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But you always have someone.

307
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The Green Party is always out there.

308
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The libertarians.

309
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My dad voted libertarian once or twice.

310
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He'd be like, screw it, I'm just throwing my vote away because they don't get enough.

311
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They don't get enough.

312
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So he started voting a different way.

313
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There's always other parties out there.

314
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Well, yeah, that was one of my questions was how long has it been just really relevant between the two?

315
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And I feel like that's forever, right?

316
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For a very, very long time.

317
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And I don't think it was ever designed to be that way.

318
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No.

319
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You know what I mean?

320
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It wasn't supposed to be a party system.

321
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It was supposed to be a state system, meaning you fought for your state.

322
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You fought for your constituents.

323
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It didn't matter.

324
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There was no Democrat, Republican, and that's when the dysfunction of the government completely fell apart.

325
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Well, dysfunction or the control set in and they realized, oh, we can control the system with this system.

326
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Doing it this way, we have more control over the outcome.

327
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Yep. Yep.

328
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And one of the things that's happening recently that just blows my mind is Walsh saying that he wants to do away with the electoral college.

329
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That'll never happen.

330
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I'm not saying never, but it's not going to happen.

331
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You know what drives me crazy about it?

332
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His ignorance.

333
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Well, you're either a con artist or you're an idiot when you say stuff like that because you're trying to get votes on something you know is not going to happen, which means you're a con artist,

334
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or you're trying to get votes because you think something's going to happen that there was literally a 0% chance of it happening.

335
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He's stupid at that time.

336
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Right. So you're either a con artist or an idiot.

337
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And the unfortunate thing is that people are buying it.

338
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Yeah. Yeah, we should get rid of the electoral college.

339
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Okay. That needs a constitutional amendment.

340
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But Hillary Clinton was proposing the same thing.

341
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I know. And she's a moron or a con artist. And she's a con artist because she's not stupid.

342
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So it takes an amendment to the Constitution, which is two thirds of the House and Senate and three fourths of the states have to ratify.

343
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It's not going to happen.

344
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It's literally impossible.

345
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And guess what? The electoral college helps the majority of the smaller states.

346
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That's why they wouldn't get rid of it. They want the coasts to rule the country.

347
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Correct. So those smaller states, which is like 48 of them, like 47 of them, I don't know.

348
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We're not going to get three fourths of those states.

349
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Yeah. They're never going to do that because they'll never have a voice again ever for anything. You know what I mean?

350
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Presidential-wise, anyway.

351
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Yeah, presidential-wise. So anyway, it would certainly change campaigning.

352
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They would never go to New Hampshire. They would never go to Iowa.

353
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They would never go to all these bullshits.

354
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Are they going to call them out for that?

355
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They're starting to backtrack. Yeah, actually they are. They're trying to cover for them.

356
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They're trying to backtrack that.

357
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Well, the last I saw.

358
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I just wish the American people knew how dumb a statement that is. And they don't.

359
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They don't.

360
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They really don't.

361
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There's a lot of low information voters out there.

362
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Yes, the majority. Really?

363
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Oh yeah, the majority.

364
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Anyway.

365
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Majority of Americans, that was it.

366
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Yes.

367
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Majority population in general.

368
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Yes.

369
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Unfortunately.

370
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For sure.

371
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So one thing I want to do is we are, like Paul so eloquently said, we're double-fisting on this one.

372
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We've never done this before.

373
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We've never done this. So we're double-fisting.

374
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We're very thankful because we have a special guest, as we mentioned.

375
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We've got James from the Garrison Brothers that's here and he brought some samples for us.

376
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We tried on the first half, which I don't know about you, but I'm pretty silly from the first half.

377
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He's just so good.

378
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But the second half we have two.

379
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But what I'd like to do is get into one of them now and then one at the end.

380
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Do you want to say what it is or just?

381
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Well, I want to talk about this one first because I think there's a good story behind it.

382
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And then we could talk about this one.

383
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Which glass is that?

384
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That is the plain.

385
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The unlabeled one.

386
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Unlabeled. All right.

387
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Unlabeled one.

388
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And I want James to talk about it because there's a good story about it.

389
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And it leads back to some of your discussion in the first half, Sean.

390
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I've had this multiple times.

391
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And it is, well, you have as well.

392
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And it is outstanding.

393
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This may be one of my favorites from the Garrison Brothers.

394
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Again, I've never had the Cowboys, so.

395
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Yeah.

396
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But that may we'll see.

397
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But I want you to kind of speak to what this wins.

398
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So this is Balboa Ray.

399
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So out of all, this is my absolute number one favorite.

400
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I started falling.

401
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:28,200
I fell in love with this when I first tasted in 2018, which I think of first release was 2017.

402
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Right after it first came out, I got to try it in a restaurant that I was working at.

403
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And I was like, holy shit, this is really good.

404
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:41,200
But recently, before I transitioned into this side of the industry, within the last probably four years,

405
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I got on a Woodford Double Oak kick.

406
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And I started learning the difference of what double oak is.

407
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And this one right here is our expression of a double oak.

408
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:57,200
Three or four years in that first oak barrel, those barrels that are tasted and have like a significant chocolate note to it.

409
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200
Those are the classic American white oak barrels?

410
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,200
Correct.

411
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:07,200
And both barrels it spends its entire life in are oak, brand new charred American oak barrels.

412
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200
So it's two of them.

413
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That's why it has that extra dark color to it, because it's through two brand new barrels.

414
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,200
Nice.

415
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,200
About three, four years in that first barrel, those are handpicked.

416
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:23,200
Donnis calls them his four year fudges for their fudge sickle notes on them, probably in your notes right there on it.

417
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:30,200
And then they're dumped into a second smaller oak barrel for another year or two, a 25 gallon for the second portion of it.

418
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And then it's proofed down to 115.

419
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So it is cast strength at 115, but it really, I mean, I don't know about y'all.

420
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I think this is smoother than 94 proof.

421
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It is.

422
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I think that chocolate on there.

423
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It is smooth.

424
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I think that chocolate, you call it out, nailed it, because I was trying to write some things down, some of the things I was tasting.

425
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:50,200
And then I actually put down that I'm picking up maybe some slight cinnamon on there as well.

426
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But chocolate's a good one.

427
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200
Like cayenne pepper.

428
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,200
It lasts a long time.

429
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
Maybe use some white pepper.

430
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,200
It's on the tongue for a long time.

431
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:06,200
We did the differentiating between, because we were like, what does white pepper taste like?

432
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,200
We went downstairs and grabbed it.

433
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:16,200
White pepper, once it gets on your tongue, it's not like hot, like pain, like jalapeno or something like that.

434
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,200
But it stays on your tongue for a long time.

435
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200
It's got that little burn.

436
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It's not uncomfortable.

437
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It's perfect.

438
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And it's, we talk about the hue, this is a really good hue.

439
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200
It's really dark.

440
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200
Got a dark, the classic.

441
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,200
So this is a double barrel.

442
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,200
Yes, correct.

443
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,200
And what's interesting is it's not on the bottle.

444
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200
It's a double barrel?

445
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It's Balmora.

446
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200
Right?

447
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Balmora.

448
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,200
Yeah.

449
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
Say it again.

450
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,200
Balmore.

451
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Balmore.

452
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,200
Thank you.

453
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Balmore.

454
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So what we talked about at the very beginning, the name for it, it's named after Balmora State Park out in West Texas, which is a good like eight hours from here.

455
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,200
It's way out there.

456
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,200
Nice.

457
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,200
Basically on the border of the Panhandle.

458
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Balmore State Park apparently was named after the three different guys who founded it.

459
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Four.

460
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Four.

461
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What's the fourth name?

462
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,200
The last last name was, they were brothers.

463
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,200
Okay.

464
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That's why.

465
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,200
So there's three last names that got divided.

466
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,200
Right.

467
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,200
But the last two guys shared the last name, Raya.

468
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200
Okay.

469
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,200
Yeah.

470
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,200
So Bal, Moore, and Ray, they combined the three of their names.

471
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200
Oh, how cool.

472
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To name the park.

473
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Okay.

474
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Yeah.

475
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,200
And so we partnered with them several years ago whenever we released this, because they

476
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were going to close the swimming pool there.

477
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So it's home to the largest naturally spring fed swimming pool in North America.

478
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,200
And they were going to close it several years ago due to funding.

479
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:46,200
So when we released this, we donated proceeds back and we set up a hundred year plan to basically keep that pool open for the next hundred years.

480
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No way.

481
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,200
So that was the part that was super interesting that I absorbed.

482
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Right.

483
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,200
And that, that, that, the, the tasting that we did at Total Wine.

484
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:58,200
Well, one of the things I, because I had no idea that Bal, Moore, and Ray even existed.

485
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,200
I knew it was a bourbon by you guys.

486
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200
Right.

487
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,200
But when I was driving back from my dad's, we came to San Diego all the way out.

488
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,200
I saw signs.

489
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Bal, Moore, and Ray State Park.

490
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,200
And I was like, I bet, I wonder if that's named.

491
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
Yeah, there you go.

492
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
I wonder if there's a relation.

493
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:19,200
And then I took the class that I was like, that's what ties it together for.

494
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200
That's what makes all sense to me.

495
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,200
Golly.

496
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I was like, shit.

497
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200
Golly, it does matter.

498
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:31,200
The town and State Park of Bal, Moore, Ray, Texas are named after the foreman who founded the areas irrigation company in the early 20th century.

499
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:35,200
So this Edie Balcom, he was an engineer and a manager.

500
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,200
And then you have H.R. Morrow, Bal Morrow, because they took a portion of each name.

501
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,200
He was the investor, H.R. Morrow.

502
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,200
And then you had Joe and John Raya.

503
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200
And they were both investors.

504
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,200
And they had.

505
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,200
It's Bal, Moore, Ray though.

506
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,200
Bal, Moore, Ray.

507
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,200
Yeah.

508
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,200
I mean, it's perfect.

509
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200
It's poetic.

510
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,200
Do we have a picture of the Puel?

511
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,200
Oh my gosh.

512
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200
The Puel?

513
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,200
It's so freaking beautiful.

514
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,200
Yeah.

515
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,200
Are you allowed to?

516
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
That's a long time.

517
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200
Bal, Moore, Ray.

518
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,200
Look at this water.

519
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,200
That's what the wax is meant to be the color of.

520
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,200
I couldn't hit that note.

521
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200
Oh yeah, look at that.

522
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Bal, Moore, Ray.

523
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
Yeah.

524
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,200
So.

525
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,200
So gay.

526
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,200
So you did the wax.

527
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,200
You did the wax to match the color of the water.

528
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
Interesting.

529
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,200
Correct.

530
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,200
So have you been out there?

531
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,200
I have not.

532
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
No, it's a long road trip.

533
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,200
Hold on.

534
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,200
What did you say?

535
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200
Apparently it's deep enough to get your diver's license is what I heard.

536
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,200
The wax matches the color of the water.

537
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,200
It does.

538
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200
Yeah.

539
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200
Yeah.

540
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200
That's the.

541
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,200
Oh, actually.

542
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,200
So you could.

543
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,200
So it's probably 20 feet or so, right?

544
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,200
Yeah.

545
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,200
So it's probably 20 feet.

546
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,200
Yeah.

547
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200
So it's probably 20 feet.

548
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200
Yeah.

549
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,200
So it's probably 20 feet.

550
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200
Yeah.

551
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,200
So it's probably 20 feet or so, right?

552
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,200
Yeah.

553
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,200
So I think.

554
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,200
I don't know.

555
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
You never know.

556
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,200
This is a little bit of a different part than down here.

557
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200
All right.

558
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,200
Well, look, the, the, the natural spring is, is beautiful.

559
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200
I had no idea.

560
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,200
I invested a ton of money.

561
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,200
You said 20 years of investing in that?

562
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
No, a hundred years.

563
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
A hundred.

564
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200
Oh, okay.

565
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
I wonder how cold it is.

566
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
But that's to say in return.

567
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,480
Apparently because it's spring fed, it's 72 degrees year round.

568
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,480
But it's, it's also.

569
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,480
That's chilly to dump into.

570
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,480
It is.

571
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:09,480
I thought you guys said you utilized the temperature of that for some of your production.

572
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:10,480
I don't know what it was.

573
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,560
If that was the first time, I don't know.

574
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,740
I'm not sure.

575
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,740
Not anymore.

576
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,740
Not that I know of.

577
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:19,760
Did they used to have a Rick house out there or something?

578
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,840
No, as far as I know, everything's always been done on our property and hi.

579
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,840
Yeah.

580
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,840
Well, hi.

581
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,840
H Y E.

582
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,700
This was where Dan went as a kid.

583
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,240
And so that was part of the tie to it.

584
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,920
And he wanted to take his kids there and didn't want it to be closed.

585
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,920
Very nice.

586
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,720
So we partnered with them to keep it open.

587
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,160
Same with a lot of our limited expressions.

588
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,160
They all have proceeds and ties to different charities.

589
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:47,600
The ladybird is the ladybird Johnson wildflower foundation or wildflower center that proceeds

590
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,600
to go back to.

591
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,960
So all of them have charity ties back to the state of Texas.

592
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,880
So all the specialty one.

593
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,880
Pretty much.

594
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,880
Yeah.

595
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,120
I don't think cowboy does, but Guadalupe Laguna Madre, Balmora and ladybird.

596
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:03,480
So Laguna Madre, uh, I know Donna's talked about that.

597
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,720
So that's aged in a specific type of barrel.

598
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,720
Correct.

599
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:13,400
It essentially is a double oak like this, except that second oak barrel is a French

600
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,760
limousine oak barrel.

601
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,560
Very expensive barrel from France, from the limousine forest.

602
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,720
And it's instead of fourish years and two years, it's four years and four years.

603
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720
Gotcha.

604
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720
Wow.

605
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,980
Four years American oak, four years in that limousine oak, 101 proof.

606
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,240
And it is phenomenal.

607
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:35,160
But granted that it's the one of the oldest expressions that we do, it is the lowest yielding

608
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,320
expression.

609
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,720
So that's why you never see it.

610
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,720
And it's a bottle.

611
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,840
I want to share what AI described.

612
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:47,280
I typed in there, you know, Balmora whiskey flavor description.

613
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,520
And they come back and they say Garrison Brothers Balmora is a Texas straight bourbon whiskey

614
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,760
with a complex flavor profile.

615
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:57,040
Includes notes of caramel, vanilla, toasted oak, dark chocolate and dried fruit.

616
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,320
Or otherwise known as stone fruit.

617
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,320
No, not stone fruit.

618
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,320
It's just dried fruit.

619
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,320
Tasting notes.

620
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:06,160
Some say it tastes like a bourbon candy, frozen fudge sickle bars, emerald coffee, sticky

621
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,560
bonds, pecan brittle and a thick white chocolate syrup aroma.

622
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:15,360
Some say it's a nose of wildflowers, oak laden forest with hints of vanilla and caramel.

623
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,440
I can pick up floral on the nose.

624
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,540
The mouth feel.

625
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:23,360
Some say it has the rich and sweet mouth feel and the finish.

626
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,760
Some say is long, robust and velvety finish.

627
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,040
I tell you what, I mean, it coats the mouth.

628
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,040
Yeah, it does.

629
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,040
I mean, it's nice and oily.

630
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,040
Very viscous.

631
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,800
Well, does it have legs?

632
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,720
But it doesn't burn at all, you know, at 115 proof it's so, it's buttery smooth.

633
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720
No, I love it.

634
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:44,440
It's a, I mean, again, like the single barrel, it has flavor.

635
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,640
It has flavor.

636
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,640
It's amazing.

637
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,640
I go back to the.

638
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,640
Extremely rich.

639
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,320
Well, I think this is one we should add to our collection personally.

640
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,320
Agreed.

641
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,320
Yeah.

642
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,380
And then I think we need to work on the cowboy.

643
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:59,800
Cowboy first, because the Balmorra is more accessible.

644
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:00,800
Yeah.

645
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,800
I'm getting the cowboy for myself.

646
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,400
Are you going to get help us get one as well?

647
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,600
Or I mean, I will buy two and you guys pitch in for the second one.

648
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,600
Wow.

649
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:14,120
If we can get to you, are you going solo on this dude's dude?

650
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:19,340
Is it dude like us or just dudes like, I'm not going to say you can't have any.

651
00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:21,560
You can come over to the dudes like us production studio.

652
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,040
What if we can only get one though?

653
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,760
Is he Lionel Richieing us right now?

654
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,760
Dude, dude, three.

655
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,760
Is that what you're trying to do?

656
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:34,360
Is that what he's trying to do?

657
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,560
He's breaking up the Commodores here.

658
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,560
What a douchebag.

659
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,560
All right.

660
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,560
Anyway, you know what?

661
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,560
You know what?

662
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,560
You know what?

663
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,920
You're making me realize as part of these stories and stuff, when you walk down the

664
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,160
aisle of Total Wine and there's like thousands of bottles, right?

665
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,240
There is a story behind every single one of them.

666
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,240
Yeah.

667
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,960
And there's somebody's passion and they-

668
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,960
Most of the time.

669
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,440
Most of the time, right?

670
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:05,840
But it's baked into the reason why they did the shape of the bottle.

671
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,840
Right.

672
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,280
It's built into what they put on the bottle.

673
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,960
It built into the, I had no idea, the freaking wax.

674
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,960
Yeah.

675
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:18,120
In your example, the wax is because that's the spring fed swimming pool.

676
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,120
Is that true?

677
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,120
I mean, it is.

678
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,400
It looks the same, but does that by design?

679
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,400
Yeah.

680
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,400
Yeah.

681
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,400
That's fascinating.

682
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,400
Yeah.

683
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:34,200
And I hope that all of them are sharing something with their story, with their bottle.

684
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,200
Oh yeah.

685
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
Absolutely.

686
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200
I would imagine they would.

687
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
They would be, right?

688
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
Because it's passion, right?

689
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
Yeah.

690
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200
Anyway, I think that's just super cool.

691
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Super cool.

692
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Wow.

693
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,720
This has been one of my favorite bourbons for a very, very long time.

694
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720
Yeah.

695
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,000
Many, many years before I worked for this brand.

696
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Yeah, this is outstanding.

697
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
It just is so freaking good.

698
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,040
I'm surprised why you don't call out the double oak don it though.

699
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,040
Not on the bottom.

700
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,040
Anywhere.

701
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,600
On the neck hanger that goes on it when it's in the store.

702
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,880
It says double barreled on it.

703
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,520
Yeah, but I don't think that's enough.

704
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,080
Honestly, I think that double barrel should have a double bill.

705
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,280
As a consumer, I want to know that.

706
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,400
You know, cause it's going to sway me.

707
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,200
If I'm making a decision between one that's a single or a double, I'm going to always

708
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,200
gravitate towards double.

709
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,200
Yeah.

710
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:20,160
Are you going to buy a $200 bottle without knowing exactly what you're getting?

711
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:24,160
If it's a double barrel, I'd be inclined to because I'm a huge when it comes to double

712
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,160
barrels.

713
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,160
Hold on, hold on.

714
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,160
What are you saying?

715
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,160
I am.

716
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,160
How, how, what does this run for?

717
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,160
It varies 180 to 220.

718
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,160
Yeah.

719
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,160
179.99.

720
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,160
Damn.

721
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160
It varies.

722
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160
Yeah.

723
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,000
Yeah, that's steep, but it's damn good.

724
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,360
Homegrown and handmade Garrison Brothers, Texas.

725
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,360
Oh, hold on.

726
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,360
All right.

727
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,360
Here's what it says on the side.

728
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360
Oh, that was right.

729
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,360
Corn variety.

730
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,360
And I can't read that cause it's so small.

731
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,640
It says from farm in, right, which is super cool.

732
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,720
They're, they want, they're labeling what farm it says, South Texas.

733
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,920
It says the bottle, not bottle number really state.

734
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,280
And then all it says is aged in oak.

735
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,280
And you know what?

736
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,280
I'm pretty sure we knew that.

737
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,400
Look at the other side though.

738
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,840
There's a little paragraph on the other side.

739
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,840
Yeah.

740
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,840
It's too small.

741
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,840
We always struggle with this.

742
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,600
We're all like, that's just not going to happen.

743
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,400
We're getting a phone out, making it bigger.

744
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
That's a meat, a meaty.

745
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:20,840
If I, if I, if I do my thumb and my index finger, it gives us great pleasure to bring.

746
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,000
You are a beautiful Balmora bourbon.

747
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,120
This magnificent Texas straight bourbon whiskey is bold for its majestic crafted, having long

748
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:35,600
aged not once, but twice in two completely different oak barrels.

749
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:41,160
The result is perfectly balanced with bourbon flowing with crimson candy flavor.

750
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,160
All right.

751
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,400
So let me ask a tough question.

752
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,000
Do you get complaints about the pricing?

753
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Oh yeah.

754
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Yeah.

755
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Yeah.

756
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,360
Well, I know because the t-shirts fucking expensive.

757
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,240
That's why it says, uh, expensive, but worth every damn penny.

758
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,240
Yeah.

759
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,240
Expensive.

760
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,240
Fuck off.

761
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240
We're worth it.

762
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:04,160
Now, look again, I've always had a stick up my ass when it came to garrison brothers,

763
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,200
both Paul and Jeff would be like, garrison brother.

764
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,200
I wouldn't even let them finish up.

765
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,200
I be like, shut up.

766
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200
I remember the first time we met.

767
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,640
We talked about that.

768
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,640
We had a conversation.

769
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:19,280
Don is really helped me appreciate the cost and understand where it's coming from.

770
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:25,200
Uh, and some of the things that garrison brothers supports and stuff like the glass, I think

771
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:29,000
is all local glass or American glass American made, right?

772
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,840
So there's a premium to American made show for sure.

773
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,840
Right.

774
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,840
So and they're giving back.

775
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,840
Yeah.

776
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,640
And they've got a nice little metal band around it.

777
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,440
It's it's it's got our bottles.

778
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,440
They're so beautiful.

779
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,440
Yeah, they are nice.

780
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,440
Yeah, they're pretty.

781
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,240
And when you look on the shelf, you know what it is.

782
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,240
Right.

783
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,240
You know, very cool.

784
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,240
They've come a long way.

785
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,240
All right.

786
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,680
So I want to dive in a little bit to your job and what you do.

787
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,560
So you OK, so you live in Dallas.

788
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,560
Yes.

789
00:29:54,560 --> 00:30:00,320
But you like how far do you travel to to promote the product as far?

790
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,600
I mean, as far as I have to go, I go down to the distillery every now and then.

791
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,040
Do you ever have to go to bars?

792
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040
Oh, yeah.

793
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,040
Every day.

794
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,040
Yeah.

795
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,040
But I'm talking about for work.

796
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,040
Yeah.

797
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,040
Every day.

798
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,040
More for work than for pleasure.

799
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,760
For like your advertising, you're trying to plug your product or are you selling to the

800
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,480
waitress or the wait staff, the kitchen craft?

801
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:24,720
I mean, I mean, so I'm going for the buyers who buys the product.

802
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,720
So you're setting up.

803
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,440
Do you give out free samples at the bars, the local vendors?

804
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,440
Yeah.

805
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,760
The way it kind of works is like, well, have a meeting and we'll sit down and we'll talk

806
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,600
about the bourbon and what it is and what makes it special and what we can do to make

807
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,600
money together.

808
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,360
Oh, so this is with each individual bar.

809
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360
Correct.

810
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,720
So the people that are the end user, like the customers that are there, the customers

811
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,840
in your case are the restaurant bar owners.

812
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840
Correct.

813
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,840
Yeah.

814
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:54,260
So my number one thing as far as restaurants and bars is cocktails, is doing a cocktail

815
00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:56,880
because that's how we're going to move the most volume.

816
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,760
And people don't realize the price of cocktails have gone up so much in the last several years.

817
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760
What's your average cocktail?

818
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760
$15 to $20.

819
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760
Right?

820
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,760
That's ridiculous.

821
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,480
But the quality of the products that goes into that cocktail has not gone up with that

822
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,480
price.

823
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,400
In other words, you're getting a shit bourbon.

824
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400
Exactly.

825
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,400
Exactly.

826
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:21,280
So our thing is reinforcing that price point to justify paying $20 for an old fashioned.

827
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:28,280
Why not do a bourbon that justifies a $20 old fashioned or $25 old fashioned?

828
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,760
Sean's paid $50 for an old fashioned.

829
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,160
He had eight of them.

830
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,160
It's $49.99.

831
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,160
Okay.

832
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,720
So let me push back on that.

833
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,880
Let me push back on that.

834
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,880
Right?

835
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:42,640
If they're getting $20 for every old fashioned and they're able to put a much cheaper bourbon

836
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,560
in it and people aren't complaining about it.

837
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:50,360
So if they're going to put garrison, it can be a $35 old fashioned.

838
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,360
It depends on where you go.

839
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,360
I mean, right?

840
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,360
You see my point?

841
00:31:53,360 --> 00:32:00,320
Like Jeff said, I went somewhere and I ordered a premium bourbon.

842
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,880
My intention was not, I'll tell you what I said.

843
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,360
I said I wanted a well old fashioned.

844
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,680
A well old fashioned?

845
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,680
Yeah.

846
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,680
Your house old fashioned.

847
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,680
Well bourbon.

848
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,680
And they gave you a $50 old fashioned.

849
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,240
They gave me Weller's full proof.

850
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,240
Oh shit.

851
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,960
And they didn't clarify, hey, are you sure you want this in an old fashioned?

852
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,960
No.

853
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,480
Not only did they give me one, but I had one.

854
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,840
I was like, oh, this is really good.

855
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,040
And I'm with the table of a bunch of guys and the guy's like, oh, that's good.

856
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,480
Cause they were all drinking beer.

857
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,160
And I show up in old fashioned like, oh, look at that.

858
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,680
And they were like, oh, Sean's right.

859
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,680
This is great.

860
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,320
And so next thing you know, we have a table of eight guys and we're pounding down a fucking

861
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,320
old fashioned.

862
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,360
I had like eight in four hours.

863
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,000
And can you imagine all that?

864
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,960
We got our bill and then I was like, dude, I would be pissed.

865
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:48,320
I was like, really?

866
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,160
I asked for your house and you gave me that?

867
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,360
When I was in the industry, the rule was, and especially as a manager, I enforced it

868
00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:00,300
heavily with my staff was any poor that's over $30 straight up for a poor.

869
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:05,040
If somebody goes and order one, if they order it at all, just clarify, you know, cause some

870
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,480
people may take it disrespectful, but most people will appreciate you being transparent

871
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,400
saying, Hey, my blends is $50.

872
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,480
I worked at places that blends was $50 a poor.

873
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,920
But just to clarify, Hey, just so you know, the normal poor on this is $50.

874
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,160
Are you sure you want that in old fashioned?

875
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,160
Are you okay?

876
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,160
Is that, is that okay?

877
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,160
You have to ask that.

878
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,640
Like there's, there's no reason not to.

879
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,760
And it was, it was, it was really frustrating.

880
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,400
I don't know why, cause let's be real, I don't give a fuck what you put in old fashioned.

881
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400
Look, no offense.

882
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,920
Old fashioned is an old fashioned is old fashioned.

883
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,960
I mean, I can't, when you drink it in old fashioned, unfortunately I'm not going to

884
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,760
be able, I don't know.

885
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,760
Maybe I will.

886
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,840
I mean, I guess if I put like ancient age and garrison, I can probably taste it.

887
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,640
I've actually done the experiment after seven.

888
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,680
You can't tell at the revel.

889
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,680
Yeah.

890
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,680
Oh God.

891
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,680
Right.

892
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,280
So you're going to go seven bullet old fashioned at the revel.

893
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,760
If you're going to, this is what I recommend.

894
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,240
This is what I recommend.

895
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:07,960
If you're going to go the good stuff, the first three or four good stuff, the next two

896
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,960
after that.

897
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,080
Well, I'm going to tell y'all what I do.

898
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,080
So what I do when I go out and granted I come from your own.

899
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,080
No, no.

900
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:21,480
I mean, if I can, if I can, I mean, hopefully TVC is not listening.

901
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
No.

902
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,480
I, I'm a cocktail guy, so I have a lot of experience in mixology and doing really high

903
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,040
end craft cocktails.

904
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,960
Now a lot of bars do not do that.

905
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,240
And I can tell instantly if a bar is going to be able to make me a really good Boulevardier

906
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:39,000
right off the bat or egg white, egg white whiskey sour is one of my favorite cocktails.

907
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:45,100
When I go out though, I do one, two at most cocktails.

908
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,240
And then I go to this right here.

909
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,240
I go to straight.

910
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:52,040
I got to a straight pour of whatever I feel like drinking that I see the wrong with that

911
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,160
because you're not going to notice the difference after so many cocktails.

912
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,720
And one for me too though is just the sugar in cocktails.

913
00:34:58,720 --> 00:34:59,720
Oh yes.

914
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,840
You feel like shit the next day.

915
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,900
So I can do one or two all day and then just go to straight suburban.

916
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:07,700
And one, when I'm drinking something high proof like that and I'm sipping it, I'm going

917
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,200
to enjoy it and I'm going to savor it.

918
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,480
And it's going to last way longer.

919
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,560
Whereas if I'm doing cocktails, I can freaking pound them like a shot.

920
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,920
If it's a good cocktail, you just slang them a good, you know, even if they're not great,

921
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,420
if they're just old fashioned that are sweet, but they're boozy, you can just slam them

922
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,420
like shots.

923
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:27,480
But you know, you do one or two and then that goes into drinking a good one.

924
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,060
You're going to drink a really good one to start off and then go into drinking a really

925
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:36,800
good bourbon that might be 30 or 40 or $50 a pour straight up by itself or maybe with

926
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,720
an ice cube, maybe with a splash of water, you get to enjoy it a lot more.

927
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,320
And I feel like I get my value out of it.

928
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,320
My thing is value.

929
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,960
I don't mind paying $20 for a cocktail if it's worth it, the values behind it, but I'm

930
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:51,220
not going to have five of them because after the third one, like you said, you know, seven

931
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:54,000
of them, you're not going to know the difference.

932
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
You know, you're toasted and enjoying it.

933
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,360
But I like enjoying my bourbon.

934
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:02,720
I always feel like I've always kind of babysat drinks and cocktails and not as much cocktails,

935
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,920
but you know, babysit a little bit just to enjoy it.

936
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,000
Well, if you're having a straight bourbon, you're not going to go in there with the $50

937
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
and just shoot it.

938
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Yeah.

939
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,960
Except for when he walks into total wine classes.

940
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,960
This is true.

941
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,960
That was a bitch.

942
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,960
Honestly, that was a it was a bizarre.

943
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,640
And he just blended them all.

944
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,640
I did not blend them.

945
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,240
Did I take my time in between?

946
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,560
I did like 15 seconds in between shots.

947
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,560
15 might be.

948
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,560
He walked in.

949
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,560
He's like, fuck you.

950
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,560
I've had a bad day.

951
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,560
I believe it was which one's Balmorae.

952
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,120
OK, one, two, three, bam.

953
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,360
And then maybe 15 seconds before Balmorae.

954
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:45,400
Then you grab some chicken nuggets on the way out.

955
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:52,600
Here my dad is he's in intensive care and I'm like, yeah, you know, it'll be OK.

956
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,880
The Seinfeld when she stops and gets what is a jujji fruit before going to the hospital

957
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,880
and popcorn.

958
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,880
Oh, God.

959
00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,880
She eats.

960
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,880
That's exactly what she did.

961
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:01,880
Oh, that's funny.

962
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,880
You got the jujji fruit before you?

963
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,880
I mean, I was already there.

964
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,880
Wow.

965
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,880
Classic.

966
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,880
Classic.

967
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,880
That's cool.

968
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:08,880
I was.

969
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,880
I was her.

970
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:16,400
That's hilarious.

971
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,720
And we all judged her, which meant I was judged.

972
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,880
But the thing about it is that nobody knew it.

973
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,680
Yeah, it didn't come back to bite me.

974
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,160
So circling back.

975
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,160
All right.

976
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,680
So I would think I would think that Garrison Brothers is very well known throughout Texas.

977
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,680
Right.

978
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:38,560
In terms of restaurants and bars that you're trying to sell to.

979
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,400
How many of them don't have it?

980
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,720
Like, like, what's the saturation or what's the whatever you call it?

981
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,720
It's a level of bars.

982
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,560
Well, that's actually going to carry Garrison Brothers.

983
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Say that again.

984
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:53,720
I think the level of bar like if you go to I think I think there's a level of bar that

985
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,360
would carry Garrison Brothers or anything like it.

986
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,360
Right.

987
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,360
I could be wrong.

988
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:05,520
I think a classic a classic steakhouse, a classic, a classic Texas barbecue joint, you

989
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,720
know, like what do they have up in the street?

990
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:08,720
Hutchins Hutchins.

991
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,680
I think all that stuff.

992
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,680
They should be.

993
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:16,080
And look, if you're going to drop 50 bucks on a fucking beef rib, you need to have a

994
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,160
Garrison Brothers.

995
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,120
I got a beef rib at Hutchins.

996
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,280
One of the last times I went and it was like 80 dollars.

997
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,040
It was the first time I went and they had beef ribs because they don't always have them.

998
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,040
And I was like, yeah, give me one of those.

999
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,560
And then they threw it on a scale and the tag was like seventy nine dollars.

1000
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:34,240
And I was like, oh shit, everything else we had combined with four of us was seventy dollars.

1001
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,880
And then that one rib was almost.

1002
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,960
They had like probably 22 ounces of meat.

1003
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,960
Oh, yeah.

1004
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1005
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,640
It was easily super, super delicious.

1006
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,600
Hutchins is not the cheapest barbecue around, though, but no, but it's the best.

1007
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,600
I think it's the best.

1008
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,600
It is good.

1009
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,680
But they that's one of the places I would think that they would have Garrison Brothers.

1010
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680
What is the other one?

1011
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,520
The the heart eight heart eight heart eight should have it too, because they actually

1012
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,520
have a bar.

1013
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,480
I don't think really Hutchins has no.

1014
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,480
They have a bar.

1015
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,480
No, I don't think they do.

1016
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,480
No, I don't think.

1017
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,480
There's a bar.

1018
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,480
Oh, I don't know about heart eight.

1019
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,480
I don't know about heart eight.

1020
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,480
Hutchins does not.

1021
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,480
Heart eight does.

1022
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,480
One hundred percent.

1023
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,480
Yeah, I think heart eight does.

1024
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,480
And I have a beef with with with heart eight.

1025
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,480
Right.

1026
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,480
So I went there.

1027
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,480
I think it's overpriced.

1028
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480
I went there for a lunch.

1029
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,480
Right.

1030
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,480
And you and you got there and like, hey, and it's like, you want some of this?

1031
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,480
Oh, yeah.

1032
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,480
You want some of that?

1033
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,480
You want some of this?

1034
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,480
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.

1035
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,480
Yeah.

1036
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,480
Yeah.

1037
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,480
And for lunch.

1038
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,480
Right.

1039
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,480
And then you and you're like, get to the end.

1040
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,480
And it's like, that'd be thirty eight dollars for lunch.

1041
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,480
And I'm like, OK, can you put the bacon wrap thing back?

1042
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,040
And you fucked at that point.

1043
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,480
Right, because you can't put anything back and you're like, oh, yeah.

1044
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,840
Well, that's what Hutchins does right is when you get the meat at the very beginning, they

1045
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,960
put the little sticker that says the price right on it.

1046
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,960
Right.

1047
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,960
As soon as you get it.

1048
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,960
Yes.

1049
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,040
But the other inner monologue, it was at that moment.

1050
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:55,400
Because I will tell you, I won't go to heart eight very often because you you get raked.

1051
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,560
You really have to over the board.

1052
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,280
You have to control yourself going in there.

1053
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,880
You have to go, all right, I can only get a few things.

1054
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,880
Right.

1055
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,880
Especially for lunch.

1056
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,840
One of those little food meals where you have this little tiny piece of meat with a little

1057
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,840
drizzle on it.

1058
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,840
Let's go around.

1059
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,840
Who?

1060
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,760
So what's everybody's number one barbecue in the Metroplex?

1061
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,760
Number one place.

1062
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,760
Mine's Hutchins.

1063
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,560
I'll say I'll say I agree with you.

1064
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,560
Hutchins is the shit.

1065
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,560
It's great.

1066
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,560
I like mine.

1067
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,560
The best.

1068
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,560
Oh, look at this attitude.

1069
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,560
Nice.

1070
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:31,640
I don't I've only been to Hutchins once or twice and I wasn't too impressed.

1071
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,120
I like tender.

1072
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,120
I think tender is pretty good.

1073
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,120
See, I got 10.

1074
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,640
Well, I got the second location they open and I thought it was terrible.

1075
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,640
Yeah.

1076
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,980
Well, again, we go in there and I heard the first one was really good.

1077
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,980
So I think it was that one.

1078
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:47,440
One in Salina, I think is the first one, I think.

1079
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,800
But let me go.

1080
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,280
Let me add.

1081
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,680
I spoke my own chest and I that's we do that.

1082
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,680
We don't go out for barbecue a lot.

1083
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,680
He's a big hobby.

1084
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,680
All right.

1085
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,680
Look, look, look, look, smoker hobbyist.

1086
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,880
I'll give you credit on all of it.

1087
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:01,880
All right.

1088
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,320
But for the sake of this moment.

1089
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,320
Oh, boy.

1090
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,080
Oh, this is where the hold on.

1091
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,560
This is where the friendship started.

1092
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,560
I'm like, please.

1093
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:16,480
I mean, five years ago, you you have developed an art and I hands off.

1094
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,280
I would have you 100 percent of the time cook all of it.

1095
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:24,200
I think I think prior to that, just because I had kids would go to Rudy's a lot.

1096
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,200
There you go.

1097
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,200
Hutchins, Rudy's got Tender Smokehouse is a tri tip grill.

1098
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,200
Spring Creek barbecue.

1099
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,200
Are these all local?

1100
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,200
They got the Gen Korean barbecue house.

1101
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,200
Are you doing?

1102
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,200
Hold on.

1103
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,200
Are you doing Frisco?

1104
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,200
Yes.

1105
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,200
OK, keep going.

1106
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Keep going.

1107
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,200
You've got the true Texas barbecue.

1108
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,200
Where's it?

1109
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,200
Yeah, I never heard of these.

1110
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,640
Well, I'd have to open.

1111
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,800
Well, Spring Creek is on this list and that's like Dickie's.

1112
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Dickie's barbecue.

1113
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,280
And that's not that not that bad.

1114
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,920
I disagree with this list.

1115
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,920
Dickie's closed down.

1116
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,000
So well, the one by us, it's now an African market.

1117
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,160
Oh, good.

1118
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,560
We need one of the grocery store.

1119
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,560
I've heard Cadillac is amazing.

1120
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,240
Cadillac and Carrollton North Dallas Cadillac.

1121
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,560
I heard there's a Terry Blacks.

1122
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,560
Terry Blacks is really good.

1123
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,640
It's over in Fort Worth, right?

1124
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,640
There's one in downtown Dallas.

1125
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,640
I was there.

1126
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,960
Pecan Lodge, supposedly in downtown.

1127
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,560
I have not had because every time there's a line down the street.

1128
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,600
And it's one of those things where it's just like, I don't know.

1129
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,400
I would wait in line at Hutchins, but I knew how good it was beforehand.

1130
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,920
The first time I went there wasn't a line.

1131
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,120
We almost have to wait in line.

1132
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,120
Hutchins.

1133
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,360
It depends on when you go.

1134
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,360
It really depends on when you go.

1135
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,360
That's true.

1136
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,360
But it's worth the freaking wait, man.

1137
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,040
2.30 in the afternoon, you're probably not going to wait in line.

1138
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:40,720
But I mean, when we go to lunch, like at lunchtime, you know, like, for example, we like you,

1139
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:44,520
you go to dinner, you want to dine with people to get them to buy your product.

1140
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,800
Well, we do the same thing with some of our vendors and we say, all right, well, let's

1141
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,840
meet up at Hutchins and we got to be there at 1045.

1142
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,320
And they're like, what the fuck?

1143
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,680
Well, they open at 11.

1144
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,680
Well, God bless.

1145
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,280
At 1045, there's a line.

1146
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,440
I've never gone that early, but I believe it.

1147
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,480
Dude, I hate line.

1148
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,520
So when I see that kind of shit, I'm like, nah.

1149
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,520
I'll wait till next time.

1150
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,520
Yeah.

1151
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,520
Hutchins is one of the only places to make that exception.

1152
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,520
But that's the problem.

1153
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,520
Yeah, it's worth it.

1154
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,520
I'll wait till never time.

1155
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,520
That's the problem.

1156
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,480
I've always been the type to where when you walk into a restaurant and say, hey, we're

1157
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,440
going to go here for dinner tonight and you don't make a reservation.

1158
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,160
Now I know to make reservations everywhere.

1159
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,200
But you walk into a restaurant and they're like, yeah, we're on a 45 minute wait.

1160
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,200
And I'm like, you know what?

1161
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,200
We'll go across the street.

1162
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,200
We'll go somewhere.

1163
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,200
I've never been a wait person.

1164
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,200
I hate it as well.

1165
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,760
I've never been 15, maybe, but more than that.

1166
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:32,320
That's why I think I think a 30 minute, I think 15 to 30 is fine because you go.

1167
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,480
It depends on who you're with and where you're at.

1168
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,480
Yeah.

1169
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,480
And where you're at.

1170
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,080
There's a there's a little container, a little bar right there where you can walk in there

1171
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,080
and have a couple of cocktails and you're sitting there and you're drinking.

1172
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,800
Oh, oh, you're you're you're dudes.

1173
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,280
I guess podcast folk.

1174
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280
Your table's ready now.

1175
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,880
You know what?

1176
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,720
We've already had 15,000 appetizers here.

1177
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,200
So OK.

1178
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,240
That little scenario has never happened, just so you know.

1179
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,240
It was a hypothetical.

1180
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,240
You're with dudes like us.

1181
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,240
Oh, sir.

1182
00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,240
You can skip the line.

1183
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,240
We got the VIP.

1184
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,480
We got the VIP lounge for you.

1185
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,480
Right.

1186
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,880
Someday, maybe after now that James is on our podcast.

1187
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,560
Maybe James is going to enforce the Hawk to a moment.

1188
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,560
Oh, God.

1189
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,560
What is that?

1190
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,560
Well, we go.

1191
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,560
Maybe I need to rephrase.

1192
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,560
What?

1193
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:16,560
Where we go viral.

1194
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,560
OK, OK.

1195
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,560
Where we go viral.

1196
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560
Thank you.

1197
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560
Christ.

1198
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,520
It's not one of those types of podcasts.

1199
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,840
You're like, oh, do they wait to the second after the show?

1200
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,520
No, that's that's the first.

1201
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,960
I shall get so close to me.

1202
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960
How many have I had?

1203
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:30,960
Right.

1204
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,960
All right.

1205
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:32,960
Cool.

1206
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,960
So chill out there, P. Diddy.

1207
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,880
So I know I keep I know I keep coming back to this one.

1208
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:40,080
I'm fascinated by what your job is and where you have to go.

1209
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,320
So what's your region, though?

1210
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,600
Are you outside of Texas?

1211
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,880
I'm me personally.

1212
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,880
I'm not.

1213
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,000
We have people in several states and we have different regions.

1214
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,960
I'm part of Team T.C.P. Texas, California, Pacific.

1215
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,120
So we have basically everything between here and Cali.

1216
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,120
We have people in Cali.

1217
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,120
We have people in Florida.

1218
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,120
We have people in the Northeast Coast.

1219
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,640
So are you guys nationwide at this?

1220
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,640
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1221
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:02,640
We're in all 50 states.

1222
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:03,640
You really?

1223
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,640
Yeah.

1224
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,360
And then as of this year, we are also technically international with Canada.

1225
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,160
So we're getting out there.

1226
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,880
But not in Europe?

1227
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,880
Not yet.

1228
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,880
No.

1229
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,880
No, the barrels are over there.

1230
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,880
They have to dumb down their bottle size to a leader.

1231
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,720
So they're going to have to be 700.

1232
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,720
Is it 700?

1233
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,720
700.

1234
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,720
Yeah.

1235
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,720
It's so weird.

1236
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,640
That's what Jack Daniels is starting to do.

1237
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,640
Like they're bonded.

1238
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,640
They're just shaving it.

1239
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,640
They're just shaving it here.

1240
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,640
Change it here.

1241
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,640
All right.

1242
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,640
Last one for you.

1243
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,640
Yeah.

1244
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640
So you've been everywhere.

1245
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,640
All these bars, all these restaurants.

1246
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,520
What's the craziest shit you've seen?

1247
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,440
What's the craziest story that comes to mind?

1248
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,440
Don't bring up the donkey show.

1249
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440
Yeah, not that.

1250
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,440
No, no, no, nothing crazy.

1251
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,440
But you know what I'm saying?

1252
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,440
The donkey show.

1253
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,440
I don't know.

1254
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,240
He was, I could sense it.

1255
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,160
That's actually one of Sean's fetishes.

1256
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,160
Oh, gosh.

1257
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,160
Yeah.

1258
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,160
Yeah.

1259
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,160
We don't have to get into it.

1260
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,160
Actually, it's more than the meat.

1261
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,160
No, really.

1262
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,160
I mean, you have to have stories, right?

1263
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,160
No stories?

1264
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,160
Well, it's during the day, right?

1265
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,880
You're going to be during the day when there's not the parties happening.

1266
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,880
He probably doesn't want to share.

1267
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,880
He's probably like, yeah, yeah.

1268
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,320
I've got better stories from when I was bartending than when I've been doing this.

1269
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,320
I'd listen to those.

1270
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,320
Share.

1271
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:19,000
One of the craziest ones that really blew my, I'm not going to say where it was, but

1272
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:27,880
I was bartending and a lady, maybe a lady of the night perhaps, put her foot up on the

1273
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,880
bar.

1274
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:34,600
She was FaceTimeing somebody and put her foot up on my bar and put her phone between her

1275
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:41,000
legs and was doing pleasure in herself on FaceTime to somebody at my bar.

1276
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,040
Did she have a dick?

1277
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,040
I didn't look.

1278
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,040
I didn't look that close.

1279
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,040
Maybe.

1280
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,040
So when you say pleasuring herself, what does that mean?

1281
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,040
You should have gotten on your phone and started filming with her.

1282
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,600
That's what it looked like from behind the bar.

1283
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,800
And I was just like, is this really fucking happening right now?

1284
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,800
Wow.

1285
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,560
And this was at a really nice, this was at a place that enforced a very strict dress

1286
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,560
code.

1287
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,400
No hats allowed, no shorts for men.

1288
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,360
Those are the people that don't give a shit.

1289
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,400
Some of those people are just wealthy.

1290
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,040
They walk in there like either they're just like fucking ignorant.

1291
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,880
Oh, then she's just a drug addict.

1292
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,240
Sean's had some good stories too.

1293
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,200
Like when he met Selena and she smelled like a wet dog.

1294
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,200
The singer?

1295
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,200
She smelled like a skanky ho.

1296
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,120
It was a little bit more context to that.

1297
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,720
Thank you guys for throwing out the fucking buzz.

1298
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:31,480
No, no, first of all, I worked at a Tachina.

1299
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:38,920
I worked at a Tajaro nightclub in the lower valley of El Paso, 800 North Zaragoza in El

1300
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,920
Paso.

1301
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,920
He always gives the address.

1302
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,920
I know he does.

1303
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,920
But this little fuck up.

1304
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,920
Tajaro nightclub.

1305
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,080
And the telephone number is.

1306
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:51,920
They had so many different, at that time, like Tejanon performers that would play that,

1307
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:57,960
Juan Gabriel, Maz, La Sombra, and one of them was Selena y Los Dinos.

1308
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,960
And she did stink.

1309
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,960
And it's only.

1310
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,960
God.

1311
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,960
It's but look, she was a beautiful, fantastic performer.

1312
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,960
Of course she was.

1313
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,360
OK, I say that she smelled.

1314
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,880
So when I say a stink, she didn't smell good.

1315
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,160
So because it's because she spent the whole night.

1316
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,680
Yeah, she's sweating and putting it out there.

1317
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,680
Gyrating.

1318
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,680
Yeah.

1319
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,600
And she came up to me and she was like, oh, you're the widow behind the bar.

1320
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,280
And I was like, OK, well, that's one way to call me.

1321
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,080
That's like saying gringo or honky or whatever.

1322
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,080
You're not that mean.

1323
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,040
I get it, but still, it's like why?

1324
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,800
And you got all butthurt and you're like, skanky.

1325
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,600
I didn't say you stink.

1326
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,600
You stinky whore.

1327
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,960
Back at that time, I was wearing my my tuxedo little outfit.

1328
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,800
So I was back as the center bartender and I was the point of attention.

1329
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,000
Sean Cruz comes to Sean Cruz.

1330
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:53,320
And you're like, I will make love to you.

1331
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,320
In the desert.

1332
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,960
So I got a desert tonight with the stars all above.

1333
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:00,960
Wow.

1334
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:01,960
Anyway.

1335
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,680
So yeah, Selena, she was she was beautiful.

1336
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,920
Yeah, she did stink, but I don't care.

1337
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,920
She was sweet.

1338
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,520
She gave me a big kiss on the on the on the cheeks in other than cheeks, but my cheek.

1339
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,680
Oh, I don't know what kind of concerts you go to, but I can't see anybody coming off

1340
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,440
stage not stinking right.

1341
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,440
The shows I go to.

1342
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,440
Yeah.

1343
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,440
Well, that's work, man.

1344
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,440
That's a freaking.

1345
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,440
Yeah, they are working.

1346
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,560
Plus, they're, you know, it puts it's a different style of music.

1347
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:29,080
Look, I didn't like just come into this music and like it.

1348
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,920
I was I was it was imposed on me.

1349
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,080
I didn't realize what I was getting to when I got hired in there.

1350
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,080
I was thinking I'm just going to be a bar back.

1351
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,100
And next thing you know, within like a couple of weeks, I was fucking bartending.

1352
00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:41,960
And then, you know, they move me over to the center bar during ladies night.

1353
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,120
I like what's going on.

1354
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,120
I didn't understand it.

1355
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,120
Later, the way to start traction.

1356
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,800
This is the only white guy in the fucking.

1357
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,800
That's why you were a waddle.

1358
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800
You were the waddle.

1359
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:58,560
So how many people did you fuck over with the fifty dollar old fashioned?

1360
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560
What year was this?

1361
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,560
Let's preface it.

1362
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,200
One of the my one of my experiences with drinks making it there, which scared the living shit

1363
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,200
out of me.

1364
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,640
First of all, you understand this place is called Texas.

1365
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,640
It's not there anymore.

1366
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,060
It's task nightclub and it's a it's a rate on the border.

1367
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:14,800
When I say it's on the border, it's on the fucking border.

1368
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,800
Right.

1369
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,640
Like like less than a mile.

1370
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:22,840
It's there and people come across the border from what is and come over the border, visit

1371
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,040
that place because they have mariachis there that are there.

1372
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,040
Well, they're all.

1373
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,040
This is an El Paso.

1374
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,600
And you get a lot of drug dealers, which I don't care.

1375
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:31,600
Drug dealers.

1376
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,640
Look, drug dealers are just like everybody else.

1377
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,520
They make money doing illegal things.

1378
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,160
I mean, we make money selling whatever.

1379
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,160
I don't care.

1380
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,160
I don't rationalize the thing.

1381
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,280
But you had these guys that were there and they show up and they're there all the time

1382
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:48,320
and they think they drink Shevis Regal, which is a Spanish scotch.

1383
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,320
If that's such a thing.

1384
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,320
Right.

1385
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,320
It is Spanish.

1386
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,320
I thought it was blended scotch.

1387
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,320
I don't know Spanish.

1388
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,320
I've heard of it.

1389
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,320
I don't know what it is.

1390
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,320
Yeah.

1391
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,400
It's the well at most bars.

1392
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,400
Well, but it's a it's a scotch whiskey.

1393
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,400
It is scotch.

1394
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,400
Yeah.

1395
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,400
Yeah.

1396
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,400
So so it is kind of weird.

1397
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,640
But nonetheless, that's what this gentleman had ordered.

1398
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:12,000
He orders like a double on the rocks and he's a large dude.

1399
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,920
He's like six foot fucking eight.

1400
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:19,440
Just a massive he's like the really the Perry, the refrigerator, just a big dude.

1401
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,400
He comes over and he's a drug dealer.

1402
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,920
You know, because people come up to him and he's pulling shit out of this big trench coat

1403
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,880
that he has of little baggies and stuff.

1404
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,840
They're selling them and it's like a fucking vending machine.

1405
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,040
And I see it and I don't say nothing.

1406
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,040
I don't give a shit.

1407
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,040
None of my business.

1408
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,040
I don't care.

1409
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,880
He's a good looking guy for his size and stuff.

1410
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,520
And he comes up to me and he was like, I'm going to see that regal.

1411
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,200
They on the rocks.

1412
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,200
I forget what is it.

1413
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,200
But that's what that means.

1414
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,200
Oh, and I look us.

1415
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,200
Yeah, we'll go with that.

1416
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:51,160
And so he's drinking like he drinks like one or two and he comes back up to me.

1417
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,160
I know what he wants.

1418
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:56,600
And then and I'm flipping because back then, look, dude, the movie Tom Cruise came out,

1419
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:57,600
right?

1420
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,440
And so the no, no, no, no, the cocktails with Tom Cruise cocktail cocktails with Tom

1421
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,200
Cruise came out in the mid days where you're flipping bottles and stuff like that.

1422
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,600
My boss was like, hey, man, can you learn how to do some of that shit to make it kind

1423
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,600
of fun back there behind the bar?

1424
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,600
Oh, my God.

1425
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:09,600
I go learn how to do that.

1426
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,600
I did.

1427
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,760
I mean, he gave me bottles to take home, different size ones, and I was flipping them, I was

1428
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:13,760
spinning them.

1429
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,760
I learned how to do it.

1430
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,800
I used to bounce the metal shakers off the ground and flip the glasses and do all that

1431
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,800
kind of crazy shit.

1432
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,800
It was fun.

1433
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,720
And after you get good at it, I mean, it's like a fucking circus performance.

1434
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,400
That's what I ended up doing back there.

1435
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,520
And so here I am.

1436
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,320
This guy is asking me and I got to take he to press it.

1437
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,960
This guy is known in the bar as he doesn't even get a tab when he orders a drink.

1438
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,960
I write it down.

1439
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,960
All right.

1440
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,200
So that doesn't happen.

1441
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,000
Nobody has a tab back then where I worked.

1442
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,480
You know, they pay there's a go.

1443
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,480
So this guy had tab.

1444
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,480
I just write it down.

1445
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,520
So that kind of tells you something else about the bar owners.

1446
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,520
But whatever, I don't give a fuck about it.

1447
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,520
It's none of my business.

1448
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Right.

1449
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,920
The guy comes back up, puts his drink, hey, I'd like another one.

1450
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,640
Here I am flipping drinks, throwing stuff down, Tom Collins, margaritas and stuff.

1451
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:55,760
And I take a cherry and I miss the drink it's supposed to go in.

1452
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,320
And it lands in his Sheebus regal double on the rocks.

1453
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,880
And it was that that moment.

1454
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,520
It was kind of like time stood still where we made eye contact.

1455
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:10,200
He looked at me and he had such a dry look on his face.

1456
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,280
I didn't know if he was going to like take something out and blow my fucking head off

1457
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,280
or what was going on.

1458
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,280
You're like, I love you, Mom.

1459
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,920
And he looked at me and he was like, what is that?

1460
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,560
Because he looked at the cherry and, you know, I was thinking, well, he may be taking this

1461
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,560
as a negative thing.

1462
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,720
Like, all right, I just offended the fuck out of him thinking he's a fag or something

1463
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,600
where, oh, you think I like fucking cherries?

1464
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,600
What's going on over here?

1465
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,160
You know, and he looked at it.

1466
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,160
Except in a Mexican voice.

1467
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,160
Yeah.

1468
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:36,840
I was like, what is that Brooklyn?

1469
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,840
Is that a fucking cherry?

1470
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,840
Is that a maraschino?

1471
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,840
So I looked at him and I was like, what is this?

1472
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,800
I was like, it was an accident.

1473
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,160
And he looks at it and he picks the cherry out and he eats the cherry and he throws the

1474
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,760
stem on the bar top and just walks off.

1475
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,760
And he goes, you're a dead man.

1476
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,760
No, he didn't say anything.

1477
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,760
He just walked off.

1478
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:56,520
He just had a he had a disgruntled look on his face and just threw it on the bar in front

1479
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,520
of me where I was at.

1480
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,520
At least he ate it.

1481
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,520
He did.

1482
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:00,520
You and your family are dead.

1483
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,160
Yeah, well, that's what I was thinking, but he came back like 15, 20 minutes later.

1484
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,360
He's like, I'll have another one of those accidents.

1485
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,360
Oh, no way.

1486
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,640
So then it was like, then it was called the accident.

1487
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,640
Dude, he came in and that's what he ordered every fucking time.

1488
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,320
He started the cherry on the old fashioned.

1489
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,320
That's what he did.

1490
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,320
No, maybe he started.

1491
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320
You created that.

1492
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,320
That was in 1989.

1493
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,440
I was wondering where that came from.

1494
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,440
That was in 1989.

1495
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:23,440
Who knows?

1496
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,440
It could have been.

1497
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,040
No, the old fashioned and the Manhattan came up way before.

1498
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,120
They called old fashioned for a reason.

1499
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,120
That's crazy.

1500
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,120
That's funny.

1501
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,120
That's funny.

1502
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,080
But those are those are experiences that food and beverage folks, you know, they gravitate

1503
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,480
to because that's real life stuff.

1504
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,800
You meet people like in service industry period.

1505
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,320
And this can go on to other conversations.

1506
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,000
You got people in Walmarts that these got the Walmart shoppers in there.

1507
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,840
They just fucking go ballistic.

1508
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,440
They get angry about something.

1509
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,560
It's the service industry.

1510
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:55,960
You walk in, you they're trying to buy something and they want to know some information.

1511
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,960
You don't have it.

1512
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,960
You got to refer to somebody.

1513
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,960
They're hot.

1514
00:54:58,960 --> 00:54:59,960
They're short.

1515
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,960
They're not.

1516
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:01,960
You don't know what kind of life they're going through.

1517
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,960
They could be super stressed out.

1518
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,720
And all of a sudden they just lash out at the person that works there.

1519
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,720
That happens all the time.

1520
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,720
Yeah, I know.

1521
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:12,120
The best piece of advice I ever got working in service industry, because you see people

1522
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:18,240
who get so worked up over like a stiff tab or a shitty guest customer or whatever, just

1523
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:23,200
somebody being shitty with them, is never, ever take any of that shit personal because

1524
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,280
every single person is going on going through their own shit.

1525
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:30,560
So just because they didn't tip you doesn't mean that your service was bad, doesn't mean

1526
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,160
that they didn't like you.

1527
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,400
That was the best piece of advice.

1528
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,320
That's either the culture they grew up with.

1529
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,600
People let it run their night.

1530
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:42,240
People let one bad table, one bad guest run their entire night.

1531
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:45,880
And then it translates into all the other people who sit with them or they take care

1532
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,620
of having bad service because they are in a bad mood or have a bad attitude because

1533
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:50,880
of one person running their night.

1534
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,280
And I learned to not ever let that shit happen.

1535
00:55:53,280 --> 00:56:02,160
How do we increase the knowledge or the concept of the appropriate ways to treat our servers?

1536
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,920
Make them become servers themselves.

1537
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:04,920
That's the yeah.

1538
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,920
Yeah.

1539
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,920
Well, I mean, it's like that lady.

1540
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,920
That's not realistic.

1541
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:13,520
Well, I know, but there was a judge who there was a lady who caused so much problem through

1542
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,280
drinks at her or did some kind of violence to the lady behind the counter that the judge

1543
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,360
says you need to work a shift.

1544
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,400
Nice.

1545
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,400
And be that person.

1546
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,280
I don't know if it was for a day or a week or whatever.

1547
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,200
So you appreciate what they have to go through.

1548
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,200
Yeah.

1549
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,840
The nonstop.

1550
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,920
It's like how do you make shitty drivers be better drivers?

1551
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,440
There's not a realistic solution for that.

1552
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,680
You put a new driver sticker on there.

1553
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:43,180
I think shitty driving is not a fair comparison, but I could see a little bit of it.

1554
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:45,760
But at the same time, it's a matter of respect.

1555
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,160
It's stuff like that is learned behavior.

1556
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:56,160
I think that you see your parents act a certain way and your brother or your sister.

1557
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,160
It's something you pick up.

1558
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,120
And I think that most people just need to fucking clean their own backyard up.

1559
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,640
And I think the rest of the world is going to be fine.

1560
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,680
I think we we start doing caning.

1561
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,680
I agree.

1562
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,680
Public.

1563
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,680
Yeah.

1564
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:09,680
It's getting pulled over and getting a ticket.

1565
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,800
You get pulled over and they can you on the side of the street.

1566
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,840
And then they're like, OK, there'd be a deterrent.

1567
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,560
And they're like, oh, so don't don't drive like that anymore.

1568
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,560
OK, I won't.

1569
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,560
I won't drive anymore.

1570
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:24,120
I mean, that would be effective, don't you think?

1571
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,120
To a certain point.

1572
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,840
And then somebody somebody's an asshole at a bar.

1573
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,400
And then some like some guy just suddenly appears from the back and goes, so like, so

1574
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,400
like a big eight foot.

1575
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,400
Yeah.

1576
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,400
And he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1577
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,960
I was just saying that I didn't want the well.

1578
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:36,960
I want the one the wood.

1579
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:42,120
The problem with that is that like like punishment, I'm sorry, like like your palate when you

1580
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,400
are tasting certain whiskeys, everybody has a different palate or thresholds for different

1581
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,400
things.

1582
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,440
People are going to have different thresholds for pain.

1583
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,080
So some people may like that.

1584
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,080
Some people like, oh, stop it.

1585
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,080
No, no, no, no, no.

1586
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,080
Come on.

1587
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:58,880
Well, not only pain, but also just what triggers certain people, you know, what pisses me off

1588
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,960
while I'm getting service might not piss you off, you know, or vice versa.

1589
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:03,960
That's absolutely true attitude.

1590
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,600
More people just like, you know, some people just don't fly.

1591
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,600
I'll give a fuck.

1592
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:08,600
Yeah, I get it.

1593
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,240
Hey, you know, it's like you just bring me my drink.

1594
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,240
I don't give a fuck.

1595
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,240
You can have a bad attitude.

1596
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,240
I get it.

1597
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,240
I'd have a bad attitude if I were you, too.

1598
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,240
Look at you.

1599
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,760
So so you and I, you don't care.

1600
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,960
So, Jeff, you did you ever wait tables?

1601
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,920
No, I never did either.

1602
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,520
But I was I worked in a movie theater.

1603
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:24,520
So I worked at McDonald's.

1604
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,520
OK, that counts.

1605
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:26,520
That counts.

1606
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,520
Now it doesn't count.

1607
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,520
That was my first job ever.

1608
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,520
I worked at McDonald's and I worked at Burger King.

1609
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,520
No, I was I was behind.

1610
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,520
I was on the grill.

1611
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,320
I wasn't helping people.

1612
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,760
I was front line support at AMC theaters, right?

1613
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,760
I was doing the cashier.

1614
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,760
I sold furniture and people would be all.

1615
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,600
It's different, though, in those situations where you're interacting with somebody or

1616
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,520
one particular person for 60 seconds.

1617
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:50,160
You know, you're doing one transaction versus when you're taking care of somebody at a bar

1618
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,280
or at a table and you're serving them for an hour, hour and a half or at the bar hours

1619
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,280
on end.

1620
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:56,280
True.

1621
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,320
You know, it's just a different different interaction.

1622
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,520
No, because, you know, if they're in the fucking drive through and they're being assholes,

1623
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,520
they're going to drive off.

1624
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,120
You know, granted, they could do some outlandish.

1625
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,120
Are they going to shoot at you?

1626
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,120
Shoot at you and throw your drink back.

1627
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,320
Yeah, that's kind of where I think I've never had that happen.

1628
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,320
That's messed up.

1629
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:13,800
I've seen that happen.

1630
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,800
Really?

1631
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,120
I feel like all the videos I've seen that happen were like staged.

1632
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,440
Oh, you saw somebody do it?

1633
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,440
No, it's on a video.

1634
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,440
Oh, yeah.

1635
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,160
That's what I thought you were working at McDonald's back then.

1636
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,200
I'd never served it on the grill flipping shit.

1637
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,720
People walk in there like, but you know what?

1638
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:35,920
And when I was at McDonald's, I was 16, we were dicks and we would poke holes.

1639
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:41,120
We had a little name tag with a pin on there and me and my buddy, Jeff Lonsushi, we worked

1640
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,640
there and I don't know who came up with the idea, but we poked small holes in the bottom

1641
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:45,640
of all the cups.

1642
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:46,640
Oh my God.

1643
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:47,640
So when they got it, it would leak.

1644
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:48,640
I love that.

1645
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:49,640
Honestly, that's fucking awesome.

1646
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:50,640
It would leak.

1647
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,640
No.

1648
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:52,640
And we did it to all the drive thru.

1649
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,640
Just slowly.

1650
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,640
And we did it through the drive thru.

1651
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:59,160
Is that why every time I get a broken lid, like that makes so much more sense now.

1652
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,960
You just get stupid ass kids.

1653
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,320
Dude, the next time I'm going to drive through, I'm dumping my drink through the window.

1654
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,320
And what's funny is-

1655
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320
Just because of you.

1656
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:10,240
Just because of you and what you did to so many people.

1657
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,840
And what's funny is we got caught.

1658
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,320
She didn't know who did it.

1659
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,000
But finally, someone finally came in and complained.

1660
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,360
Says, there's a hole in the bottom of my cup.

1661
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,640
And she looked, there's a little hole.

1662
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,000
So she went to the drive thru and starts, but she goes, well, this one has a two.

1663
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
These all.

1664
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,040
Well, her face turned red and she turned around and looked at all of us.

1665
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,720
And she's like, who did it?

1666
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,720
And Jeff's like, he did.

1667
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,160
We're all just giving that stupid look.

1668
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,160
I don't know.

1669
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,160
I don't know what happened to her.

1670
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,920
Jeff, why would you do something like that?

1671
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,920
What an angry.

1672
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,920
God, that's so angry.

1673
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,200
You wanted the world to suffer.

1674
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,200
Back then, apparently.

1675
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,200
God.

1676
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,200
Can we talk about something real quick?

1677
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,520
Since you talked about McDonald's, I saw something the other day that just kind of blew my mind.

1678
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:02,960
I saw a comparison of maybe you could pull this up of prices of McDonald's or just fast

1679
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,680
food in general.

1680
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:09,160
And how, you know, back in the day, granted, I'm a little bit younger than y'all, but

1681
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,160
we had the dollar menu.

1682
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,760
You had 99 cent double cheeseburgers.

1683
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:17,680
You could do a Big Mac meal, full meal for four ninety nine or whatever.

1684
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:23,600
And the comparison do comparison, do comparison to nineteen ninety five.

1685
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,760
Price comparison, nineteen ninety five.

1686
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:26,760
And it was baffling.

1687
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:30,960
It was like what was four ninety nine then as fourteen ninety nine now.

1688
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,880
And it's like a five hundred percent increase.

1689
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,880
And he was breaking out all of it.

1690
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,200
It wasn't just McDonald's.

1691
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:42,720
So in nineteen seventy, we sold six billion dollars in fast food in the year 2000.

1692
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,040
We sold one hundred and ten billion.

1693
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,240
That's so freaking insane.

1694
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,880
Dude, that is crazy.

1695
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,120
So I mean, is it justified because of inflation?

1696
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,920
That's less money than we sent to Ukraine.

1697
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,920
That's how they justify it.

1698
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920
But it's not accurate.

1699
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,440
It hasn't lined up with because that was what they were comparing.

1700
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:04,360
And the breakdown was comparison, actual inflation with the inflation of fast food

1701
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,360
specifically.

1702
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,360
So here's my here's my problem.

1703
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,560
Here's my problem with the whole inflation thing.

1704
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,640
Twenty one cents.

1705
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:16,640
As soon as as soon as somebody says, oh, inflation, like as soon as they set the expectation that

1706
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,520
everything's going to be more expensive, I felt like all these companies jumped on

1707
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:25,920
the bandwagon and deliberately increase their prices because they could get away with it.

1708
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:26,920
Yeah, exactly.

1709
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,920
And that's exactly what it was.

1710
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,800
Yeah, because everybody is expecting it to be more expensive and they're not going to

1711
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:36,280
not going to ream them right politically or through social media or whatever.

1712
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:40,360
That's going to ream them for raising their prices because everybody was there.

1713
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,360
We got nineteen ninety five.

1714
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360
That's bullshit.

1715
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,360
Average burger night.

1716
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,400
Look, McDonald's, eighty five cents, Burger King, ninety nine White Castle.

1717
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,400
What year?

1718
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,400
What year?

1719
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,400
Ninety five.

1720
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,400
Ninety five.

1721
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,400
That's so insane.

1722
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,840
That was not that long.

1723
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,960
That's less than 20 years ago.

1724
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,240
Ninety five.

1725
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,920
That was 30 years ago.

1726
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:58,920
Oh, yeah.

1727
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:59,920
Yeah.

1728
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:00,920
Twenty eighteen.

1729
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:01,920
Your burger.

1730
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:03,120
That's not accurate, though.

1731
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,120
That's average in the world.

1732
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,880
And then the thing he just pulled up was showing the different prices.

1733
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,720
That was something, too, that they showed was the prices from around the world and in

1734
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:16,160
the United States specifically, it is significantly higher than most McDonald's around the entire

1735
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,160
world.

1736
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,160
Right.

1737
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:22,320
Dude, that's so you know, the other one, the one that showed the map in the thing of frustrating

1738
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,520
top right about all this food is that it's so fucking unhealthy for you.

1739
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,520
Oh, well, yeah.

1740
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,520
No, no.

1741
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,520
And that's always been the case.

1742
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,120
But I disagree.

1743
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,120
Please defend.

1744
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,120
Please explain.

1745
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,120
Because it's got lettuce.

1746
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,120
It's loaded with protein and yes.

1747
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,120
And that's all I got.

1748
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,120
Complex carbs.

1749
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,120
That's that's really it.

1750
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,120
No, we all know it's unhealthy for us.

1751
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,120
But it's the top.

1752
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,120
Look, too bad.

1753
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,120
Are you guys through with the top 10 unhealthiest fast foods?

1754
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:44,120
It's all unhealthy.

1755
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,120
Well, up to the top 10.

1756
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:46,120
Wendy, I know I'm going to start Chick-fil-A was way higher than I wanted it to be.

1757
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,120
And I'm going to start with the 10.

1758
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,120
I'm going to go through this list quick because I don't even take up the top 10 unhealthiest

1759
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,120
fast foods.

1760
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,120
I'm going to start with the 10.

1761
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:52,120
I'm going to go through this list quick because I don't even take up the top 10 unhealthiest

1762
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,120
fast foods.

1763
01:03:53,120 --> 01:04:04,120
I'm going to start with the 10.

1764
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,120
I'm going to go through this list quick because I don't even take up the top 10 unhealthiest

1765
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:08,120
fast foods is started 10 the makeshift project.

1766
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,120
Number 10 Chick-fil-A.

1767
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,120
Yep.

1768
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:11,120
So I'm going to go through this list quick because I don't even take up the top 10 unhealthiest

1769
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,120
fast foods is started 10 the makeshift project.

1770
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:13,120
Number 10 Chick-fil-A.

1771
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:14,120
Yep.

1772
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,120
Number nine Little Caesars.

1773
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,120
Oh, yeah.

1774
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,120
Number eight smash burgers.

1775
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,120
OK.

1776
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,120
Number seven McDonald's.

1777
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,120
Not bad, actually.

1778
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,120
Number six Quiznos.

1779
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,120
Where's Quiznos?

1780
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,120
It closed in Texas.

1781
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,120
They closed here.

1782
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,120
Yeah.

1783
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:26,600
Number five KFC.

1784
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:28,080
Number four Dairy Queen.

1785
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,080
Oh, God.

1786
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,080
Number three.

1787
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,080
Dairy Queen.

1788
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,080
Number three Taco Bell.

1789
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,080
Yep.

1790
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,080
I was like, it's coming.

1791
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,840
Number two Sonic.

1792
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,440
And what do you think the number one is?

1793
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:38,440
Wendy's.

1794
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,440
It is Wendy's.

1795
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,440
Sash Bullshit.

1796
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,440
You said that to us.

1797
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,440
Yeah, I know.

1798
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,440
And I said, I'm going for Whataburger because it's not on that list.

1799
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:44,440
It is.

1800
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,440
It's number 11.

1801
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,440
That's right.

1802
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,440
No, it's completely healthy.

1803
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:48,440
Yes, it's healthy.

1804
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,440
It's totally it's health food.

1805
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,440
I agree.

1806
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:57,360
If I'm going to have to do the the fast food stuff, it's it's going to be one.

1807
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,400
I want to know what they're basing it on.

1808
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,400
I love Wendy's.

1809
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,400
I like Wendy's.

1810
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,360
I'll tell you one thing that I know for a fact.

1811
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,160
And this was this wasn't a meme.

1812
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,240
This is this was science.

1813
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:14,800
This was the Chick-fil-A. They have like the Chick-fil-A sandwich has 42 ingredients in

1814
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,560
the Chick-fil-A sandwiches that are not man that are manmade.

1815
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,200
Forty two ingredients that are manmade.

1816
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:24,600
Yeah, but you're basing on the spice they put on the on the chicken on the breading.

1817
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,600
Now, there's no preservatives.

1818
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,600
There's all kinds of stuff.

1819
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,720
Look, that's why it tastes so good.

1820
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:35,840
There's 42 chemicals in the Chick-fil-A sandwich to help preserve it, help it last longer,

1821
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,440
to give it flavor to.

1822
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,040
I mean, I need proof.

1823
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,040
I'm not going to do proof.

1824
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,800
I mean, right now, but I'm just saying there there is it.

1825
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,520
Let's just say it's not 40.

1826
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,520
It is.

1827
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,520
But let's just say it's not.

1828
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:53,520
You know, it's it's all the preservatives and fake stuff they're doing to it's the flavors.

1829
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,200
You know, you just gave me a great idea.

1830
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,560
Have you all seen the thing where they have the McDonald's burger that they've had in

1831
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,920
a plastic case for 40 years or whatever?

1832
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:01,920
Hold on.

1833
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,560
We haven't even talked about the bourbon, the ladybird.

1834
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,560
All right.

1835
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,560
So look, let's let's jump headfirst into this gentleman.

1836
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,080
Let's all lift our glasses.

1837
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,440
Let's do cheers to Mr. James out here from Garrison Brothers.

1838
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:16,960
I love all you hope something's wrong with my.

1839
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,520
If this is going on, I poke the hole in the bottom that leaked everywhere.

1840
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,520
Oh, yeah.

1841
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,520
It's like your boyfriend.

1842
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:25,520
Wow.

1843
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:26,520
Empty.

1844
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,520
We're going to have to fix that.

1845
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,320
Can you give us a small pour?

1846
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,880
Just a small one ounce.

1847
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:40,040
I want to see the McDonald's test with a Chick-fil-A sandwich, though, because I have seen exactly

1848
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:43,080
what you're talking about with the ingredients and the McDonald's burger that's been sent

1849
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,440
for 30 years and looks the exact same.

1850
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,400
From what I understood, Chick-fil-A was the worst.

1851
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,560
So it's the 10th worst.

1852
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,200
It's well, it's you just read.

1853
01:06:54,200 --> 01:07:00,480
Well, but it's the worst on them for particular foreign ingredients or manmade ingredients.

1854
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,720
That's what I don't care.

1855
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,920
I'm still going to eat my favorite.

1856
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,800
The water burger burger and Wendy's.

1857
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:12,720
So the Garrison Brothers, Mr. James, but Lakey look up some lady bird.

1858
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,720
Later bird.

1859
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:14,720
Take this motherfucker.

1860
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,560
So tell us about this one.

1861
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,160
This is our second one of the night.

1862
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,440
And the nose is amazing.

1863
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,440
It really is.

1864
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,640
This is above and beyond.

1865
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,080
So y'all had the honeydew bourbon that we do.

1866
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,080
Correct.

1867
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:34,220
So this is essentially our honeydew bourbon, but at cast rank that 114 proof and then finished

1868
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:36,360
in a wet cognac XO barrel.

1869
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,360
Hold on.

1870
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,000
So they, the, the, the honeydew.

1871
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,000
That's the yellow wax.

1872
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Yes.

1873
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,520
It's the, but what exactly is that?

1874
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,920
I'm glad you asked.

1875
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:46,920
Yeah.

1876
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,760
So it's actually a very complicated process we do on that.

1877
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,120
Nobody does that quite like us.

1878
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,440
And I remember the first time I tasted it on and you're like, Oh, this is not what I expected.

1879
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:56,960
And that's the general reaction.

1880
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:01,160
So with the honeydew, we take our used barrel staves, we chop them up into little cubes.

1881
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,080
We send them over to Burleson's honey and wax a hatchery.

1882
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,360
You can buy their honey at the store anywhere around here.

1883
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:09,920
They soak those cubes in a honey and bourbon mixture for about a week, dry those out, send

1884
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,040
them back to us.

1885
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:14,840
We put them in a big cheesecloth and steep it in and out of that bourbon for about seven

1886
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,820
months, kind of like brewing tea.

1887
01:08:16,820 --> 01:08:19,160
So when you steep it in and out, what's the process of that?

1888
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,160
Yeah.

1889
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,160
What's that look like?

1890
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,160
You have an open, open barrel.

1891
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:23,780
No, it's a tank.

1892
01:08:23,780 --> 01:08:24,780
It's a big tank.

1893
01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:28,800
So it's not when it's in the barrel and it's a big like gasoline type tank.

1894
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,440
Is this before the barrel process or after?

1895
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:32,440
After.

1896
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:33,440
Okay.

1897
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,440
After.

1898
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,480
And it's steeped in and out and Donnis is tasting it and saying, okay, this one's ready.

1899
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,480
Okay.

1900
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:39,480
No, it needs a little bit more.

1901
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:42,520
So he drops the bag back in until it gets that flavor just right.

1902
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,520
And then we proof it down.

1903
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,560
So burliss and honey uses bourbon and honey.

1904
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,080
They're using your bourbon, I guess.

1905
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:50,080
Yes.

1906
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,080
Okay.

1907
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080
Cast strength.

1908
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,960
Because if you were to try to just put wood and honey, what do you think is going to happen?

1909
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:54,960
The wood's too viscous.

1910
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:57,200
It's not going to absorb into those wood cubes.

1911
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:01,520
So when you blend it with that honey, that high alcohol content, it breaks down where

1912
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,200
it actually can absorb into it.

1913
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,400
And if you, the next time y'all go to the distiller, you should ask for those honeydew

1914
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:10,360
cubes because they have them in a jar just as a sample and you can smell them.

1915
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,260
And it's like cubes, wood cubes you can cook with essentially.

1916
01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:14,260
And everybody wants them.

1917
01:09:14,260 --> 01:09:15,260
Everybody wants to buy them.

1918
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:17,760
I think they sell bags of them occasionally, but yeah.

1919
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,760
So let me read the-

1920
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,760
Use it for smoking and stuff.

1921
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:21,760
Yeah, exactly.

1922
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:22,760
Yep.

1923
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:26,680
Let me read the Garrison Brothers tab here for the crafting Ladybird bourbon, a tribute

1924
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,340
to nature and elegance.

1925
01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:33,520
The creation of Ladybird bourbon is a testament to the dedication and passion of Nancy Garrison,

1926
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:37,440
a co-founder of Garrison Brothers Distillery and master distiller, Donnis Todd.

1927
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:42,800
Inspired by the legacy of its namesake, Ladybird Johnson, this exceptional bourbon honors her

1928
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:46,440
commitment to the environmental and native wildflowers.

1929
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:50,720
To this craft, this masterpiece, Donnis begins with our Texas straight bourbon whiskey aged

1930
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:56,160
four to five years in a white new oak barrel, and then infuses it with the Burleson's wildflower

1931
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,160
honey for eight to nine months.

1932
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:02,720
Crafting the exquisite cast-strength honeydew, the honey infused bourbon is further aged

1933
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:07,560
in exceptional French cognac exo cask, which we want to chat with for a second, and for

1934
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:11,640
additional three years resulting in a harmonious blend of unparalleled flavors, a tribute to

1935
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,840
Ladybirds, blah, blah, blah.

1936
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,480
So anyways, this is fantastic.

1937
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:17,680
So talk to us about that, the French cognac exos.

1938
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:18,760
How do you guys procure those?

1939
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,160
You just went over there and knocked that out?

1940
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,720
Donnis literally goes and hand picks these barrels that we buy.

1941
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:29,960
So with our port wine barrels, we used to go through a specific winery and he started

1942
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:36,400
going to different wineries every year, different providers and picking out those barrels every

1943
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:37,400
year.

1944
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:41,000
So he goes and hand picks and says, this one will be good, this one will be good, no, no,

1945
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,000
this one, this one.

1946
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,400
And he hand picks those barrels.

1947
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:51,120
And the thing that I thought was really interesting when I was working with him was he uses wet

1948
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:52,120
barrels.

1949
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,400
So the barrels are not dried out.

1950
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:58,040
So that's something that really imbues that rich flavor.

1951
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:01,240
And the house water they have there.

1952
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:02,240
Yeah, how they stay wet.

1953
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,240
What does that mean?

1954
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,240
With the alcohol, right?

1955
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,760
It just means it's basically as soon as that does.

1956
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,760
P.D.D. oil.

1957
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,760
Oh.

1958
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:09,760
A little baby oil from P.D.D.'s closet.

1959
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:12,440
No, they just dumped it and they're still wet inside, right?

1960
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:13,440
Yeah, exactly.

1961
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:15,520
Just freshly used barrels.

1962
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,960
So it's a finished bourbon.

1963
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:21,080
It's a cognac finished and then the Guadalupe is a port wine barrel finished.

1964
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,240
So they're just fresh.

1965
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,560
They're freshly used barrels for whatever spirit they had in them.

1966
01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,840
Meaning they're actually pulling in that liquid.

1967
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:28,840
Exactly.

1968
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:29,840
They're still liquid in them.

1969
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:30,840
Oh, yeah.

1970
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,160
And pulling it out of the wood and everything.

1971
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,160
And then it infuses that.

1972
01:11:33,160 --> 01:11:34,600
And that's why this flavor comes out so killer.

1973
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:38,560
How does he come up with this shit?

1974
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,400
Donnis is a fucking wizard.

1975
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,400
He is.

1976
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,400
That's random.

1977
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:45,240
This whole honeydew like steeping thing.

1978
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,240
He's an elixir specialist.

1979
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,240
Exactly.

1980
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:51,240
That's one way to put it.

1981
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,240
He does things.

1982
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:56,400
And that's another reason why we were talking about the mash bill and all the barrels and

1983
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,160
everything kind of being the same.

1984
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,920
For all I know, he has experimental shit that we have no idea about.

1985
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,920
All right.

1986
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:04,440
Let's gather our senses, guys.

1987
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:05,440
Let's take some.

1988
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,440
OK, hold on.

1989
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:07,440
What was the proof?

1990
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:08,440
This one is 114.

1991
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,000
So the Balmorra we just tasted is 115.

1992
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000
And that's why I really wanted you all to taste them side by side, because the Balmorra

1993
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,920
has been my favorite for a long, long time.

1994
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,640
And then I had Lady Bird and Lady Bird.

1995
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,040
I was like, this is a very close.

1996
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,400
I think the Lady Bird is even easier to drink.

1997
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,400
Yes.

1998
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,400
I'm in it.

1999
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,400
Absolutely.

2000
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:25,400
I'm agreeing.

2001
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:30,440
And the 94 had more of a burn than this, I think.

2002
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:35,720
As you take your first sip, two decadence unfolds on the palate, rich taste of warm

2003
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,240
buckwheat pancakes, dark chocolate.

2004
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:44,300
I wonder if that honey is what causes it to smooth out like it does.

2005
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:47,200
Combination of that and the Cognac barrel, both of them.

2006
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:50,800
Dark chocolate covered cherries and malted milk balls.

2007
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:57,520
A complex profile also includes indulgent essence of Cognac cherries, dried figs, plums,

2008
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:01,760
offerings of luxuriously unique tasting experience.

2009
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:05,400
Man, I tell you, I...

2010
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,400
This is good, man.

2011
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,400
I'm impressed.

2012
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:10,160
I really am.

2013
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,840
Malted milk balls.

2014
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,040
Malted milk balls and frozen fudge sickle bars.

2015
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,440
And y'all didn't rate the Balmorra.

2016
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,920
So y'all have to rate both of these right now.

2017
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,920
So we need two scores.

2018
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:20,920
These are at 115.

2019
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:22,960
All right, Mr. Producer, where were you at first?

2020
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,000
Were we doing the Balmorra first or do both?

2021
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,840
I'll tell you what, I'll do the Balmorra first.

2022
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,040
The Balmorra was incredible.

2023
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,800
I'm going to give that an 85.

2024
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,800
This is a higher proof.

2025
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:34,800
This is the...

2026
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:35,800
Not the Balmorra.

2027
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:36,800
Why not?

2028
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:37,800
No, no, no.

2029
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,800
But your point is we're in a new category of training.

2030
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,800
Yeah, we're not in the 90.

2031
01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:40,800
Right.

2032
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:41,800
Yes.

2033
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,800
Right.

2034
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:47,040
So I give the Balmorra, just like I did the single barrel.

2035
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,000
You know, the single barrel.

2036
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,280
I think the Balmorra I like better.

2037
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,160
So I'm going to go that with a 91.

2038
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:56,160
The Balmorra.

2039
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:57,160
Yeah.

2040
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,160
I like it that much.

2041
01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,160
Damn.

2042
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,160
Okay.

2043
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:04,600
I am going to go with an 87 on the Balmorra.

2044
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,280
What's the highest score y'all have ever done in this category?

2045
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,280
In comparison in that category.

2046
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,640
I think some of the rare character out there.

2047
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:10,640
Well, that's actually different.

2048
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:11,640
That's 130.

2049
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:12,640
Right?

2050
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,640
Okay.

2051
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:14,640
So that's in a different category.

2052
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:15,640
But that's...

2053
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:18,920
Yeah, but the latter one, the ladybird is going to be right up to what we're doing.

2054
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,080
We're normally kind of producing...

2055
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:26,880
Our sweet spot for our whiskeys is 115.

2056
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:27,880
Right around that area.

2057
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:28,880
That's our sweet spot.

2058
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:29,880
That's...

2059
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:30,880
We gravitate to that.

2060
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:31,880
Okay.

2061
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,880
So what's your rating for Balmorra?

2062
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,880
Should I say?

2063
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:34,880
Yeah.

2064
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,880
I said...

2065
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:36,880
85.

2066
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,880
What'd I say?

2067
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:38,880
85.

2068
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:39,880
85.

2069
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:40,880
85.

2070
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:41,880
85.

2071
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:42,880
91.

2072
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:43,880
Okay.

2073
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:44,880
You.

2074
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:45,880
Right.

2075
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:46,880
Yeah.

2076
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:47,880
Mine was what?

2077
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:48,880
87.

2078
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,080
So this is absolutely unique.

2079
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,080
This is absolutely...

2080
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:53,080
It's botanical.

2081
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,480
I mean, that's kind of the word I can come up with.

2082
01:14:56,480 --> 01:14:59,840
It's a botanical taste.

2083
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:06,320
It's got like the flower tulip sweet honey from the nectar of a flower.

2084
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,320
The honeysuckle we're doing this.

2085
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:08,320
The honeysuckle.

2086
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,320
Yes.

2087
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:10,320
That's what I taste.

2088
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,760
That's why I bring a botanical.

2089
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,400
It's totally got that.

2090
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:17,200
I'm wrapping this ladybird into a 91.

2091
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:18,200
92, 91.

2092
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,200
92.

2093
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:20,200
I'll do 92.

2094
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,200
Fuck it.

2095
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,200
I'm in.

2096
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,200
Interesting.

2097
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:30,640
I think we're the opposite here where I think this is like an 87 for me.

2098
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:31,640
I still love it.

2099
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:34,280
I'm going to be wrong, but I like the Balmorra better.

2100
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:39,040
In this category, and this is rare for me because we've done rare character in this

2101
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,040
category, I'm giving a 90.

2102
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:42,240
There you go.

2103
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:43,240
I don't give 90s.

2104
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,600
All of it's very, very good.

2105
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:45,600
Very high.

2106
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:50,280
This is to me more enjoyable even than the Balmorra.

2107
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,280
What is the high?

2108
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,760
Back to the question, what was the highest score you all have done in this category?

2109
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,080
Probably 92, 91, 92.

2110
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,080
Really?

2111
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,080
Yeah.

2112
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,080
Right around there.

2113
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,080
Yeah.

2114
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,080
Again, I think-

2115
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,080
This is outstanding.

2116
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:04,080
Yeah.

2117
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,080
So good.

2118
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:06,080
It is.

2119
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,080
That's why it's a once a year.

2120
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:08,080
The ladybird is once a year.

2121
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,440
This is only the second year we've done it.

2122
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,440
What is that?

2123
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,440
Where does this come about?

2124
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,440
How do we determine?

2125
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,440
Did we already talk about that?

2126
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:16,440
How to get it?

2127
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,520
No, I mean not how to get it, but where did it come from?

2128
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,800
Why did you guys come up with that?

2129
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:26,520
So the Garrison's were good friends with the Johnsons, with Ladybird Johnson and her daughter,

2130
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:31,000
and they decided that they wanted to do something special to commemorate Ladybird Johnson.

2131
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,160
And that's where the name came from.

2132
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:36,920
They got approval from the family, and this is what they decided to go with for it.

2133
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:42,720
What a classic, classic way to represent them too.

2134
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:43,720
And a classy woman.

2135
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:44,720
Yes, exactly.

2136
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:45,720
Ladybird Johnson.

2137
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:46,720
Yes, sir.

2138
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,720
Very classy woman.

2139
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,720
Yes, sir.

2140
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:49,720
Excellent.

2141
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:51,720
Wow, this has been a fun podcast.

2142
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:52,720
I enjoyed it.

2143
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:54,720
And it wasn't off the rails.

2144
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:55,720
No, it wasn't.

2145
01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:56,720
We were in control.

2146
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:57,720
We patched it off the rails.

2147
01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:58,720
I believe it.

2148
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:02,720
So I normally reserve this for the green room, but what did you think, James?

2149
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:03,720
This is your first podcast ever.

2150
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:04,720
I loved it, man.

2151
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:05,720
I enjoyed it.

2152
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,720
I could keep going.

2153
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:07,720
We're going to do a third one for you.

2154
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:08,720
We've got room for you.

2155
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:09,720
You can come back.

2156
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:10,720
You want to bring a friend.

2157
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:11,720
We can do that.

2158
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,720
It's October 10th, 2024.

2159
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:19,720
Mr. Producer, as usual, you do a great job in here.

2160
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,720
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2161
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:24,720
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2162
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,720
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2163
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:33,720
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2164
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:34,720
We're also concerned.

2165
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:44,720
We are blood, heart Texans, and we're very scared about this election that's coming up,

2166
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:45,720
right?

2167
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:46,720
Yeah.

2168
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:47,720
We got November 5th, it's Election Day.

2169
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,720
We recommend all the people out there register to vote and vote for your heart.

2170
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,720
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2171
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:56,720
Whatever you feel, go vote because your vote matters.

2172
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:57,720
It does matter.

2173
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,720
And we want you to vote for the right things.

2174
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,720
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2175
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:02,720
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2176
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:03,720
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2177
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:04,720
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2178
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:05,720
James.

2179
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:06,720
We're out.

2180
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:07,720
Cheers.

2181
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:33,720
Cheers.