Do we know what this goes to?
That's the barrel, seagrass.
That's the cap that we shitty brought to...
Yeah, we finished that bottle.
We potted up two bottles.
Well, I don't know where the bottle's at, and I don't think any of us know, because
the mickters is gone from last week.
The 10-year mickters.
There was like maybe an ounce and a half left, I think.
We donated a portion of it to the Infinity Bottle.
Shout out to Shitty and Stan that were here last week.
That was crazy.
It was a great podcast.
It was a great podcast, but it was out of control.
Yeah, you know what?
Those guys deserve it.
Stan's been... he's been stellar throughout our experiences over at Total Wine.
He's been very helpful.
And as a person, and Shitty, he's a wealth of information.
He's fucking funny as shit, man.
We saw that freaking Nazi helmet next to him, and he started...
Oh my God.
I saw pictures of it with him on it.
That was crazy.
Yeah, he's got a lot of life knowledge, life experience.
Very interesting.
So it is... it's October 1st, 2024.
It's the second half of the podcast.
Check us out on DudesLikeUs-Podcast on Instagram or Facebook, or DudesLikeUs-Woodcrafting on
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Dudes, I got some, Sean?
I'm Paul.
Well, you got me right when I was taking a big swing of beer.
I rushed it.
What the hell?
And I'm Jeff.
I was prepared.
See?
He waited.
Yes.
I knew it was coming.
Wow.
You just couldn't wait for that beer.
Yeah, he's over... he's just... he's amped up.
He's fucking amped.
I got this Paul.
He's amped up.
He's so charged.
He's got this air of, I fucking own everything.
Oh, look at me.
I'm like the fantasy football champion of all time.
I'm going to take Jerry the Beaver's on for the Astro Pansies fantasy football league
from Yahoo.
So I'm three...
You beat me.
Damn it.
Dude, I thumped you hard.
I thumped you hard.
But here's the thing.
Dude, Derek Henry.
What the...
Dude, he's a monster right now.
And he was not in the first two games.
And I was like, shit, I made a mistake drafting him.
Boy, did I not make a mistake.
No, that was good.
I called you a homer and a fanboy for... because he used to be a Titan.
Yeah, but not with the Titans anymore.
So, Jeff, regarding your roster, how many guys do you have on IR or out right now?
I'm actually pulling it up right now.
Are we going back to the drafting hardy players in the draft?
Actually, I did.
Actually, my...
I just want to like give you...
I only have...
I want to give you credit, but at the same time, we got to apply a little bit of reality
here.
I just lost one of my starting receivers out for the season, probably.
My tight end is worthless.
He was the number one ranked tight end, Sam Laporta, and he's shit in the bed for me.
Yeah, but he's not hurt.
He got hurt the end of last game.
So I think he was hobbled this last game.
Yeah.
Five of my top 10 picks are out.
Damn.
You really didn't draft hardy players.
You got to look at their physique.
You have to...
I mean, they go through the preseason, like pre-physical checkup.
You got to read those reports.
Do you guys not read those reports?
They had those little shots.
You don't either.
Shit, you printed out that morning, Paul.
No, no, no, no, no.
They go ligament testing.
They show you...
All right.
My players evidently had COVID shots.
Oh yeah, they were all weakened.
Well, I'm just saying they're not 100%.
Dude Steve, we've talked about this a million times.
Yeah, but this year...
Spanish football is so full of shit, man.
This year it seems...
Yes it is, but it's fun.
I love it.
Don't get me wrong.
However, this year compared to any year that I've ever played...
More injuries.
There is.
Not just my team, but everybody's team.
I'm kind of like...
Yeah.
The whole league is riddled.
Everyone's getting freaking hurt.
So I'm like, okay, are they pushing themselves too hard?
Or are they...
Even though they're healthy, are they a worse product than they used to be as far as the
bone density?
I'm just saying, is there something wrong with them?
No, it's a fluke.
I think it is a fluke.
There's no question the guys are getting bigger, faster, and they're testing the limits of
the human body.
Every year the bar is higher and higher.
Well, the muscles get bigger.
I don't believe the ligaments necessarily get bigger.
They get tested.
I mean, they get strained.
They get pushed to the skeletal limits.
These guys have extreme muscles and they're extremely in good shape.
And their muscles are so strong, their tendons and their ligaments can't handle it.
Exactly right.
Yeah.
They may be strong, but how they're attached to the bones is another thing.
And let's not forget that they're taking...
Every single time these guys collide, it's a car wreck.
It would be the equivalent of us being in a 10 to 15 to 20 mile an hour car wreck.
I know that doesn't sound like a big deal when you're going 30 miles an hour and somebody
pulls out in front of you and you slam on the brakes.
You do it 50 or 60 times.
Yeah.
Especially the offensive lineman.
I have a lot of respect.
The only guys that never rotate out offensive lineman, the quarterback for one thing, but
the offensive lineman take a hit every single play that they're in there.
And they say it's the equivalent of a five mile an hour car wreck every single snap.
The defensive line isn't like that.
No one is like that except for the offensive line.
Cause you're always rotating guys.
You don't rotate the offensive line.
I mean, never?
Never.
Unless somebody's hurt.
Unless someone's hurt.
Interesting.
Okay.
You're right on the defense side, they're running them in and out, in and out, in and
out.
Yep.
But I guess the offensive line never leave the field if they're healthy, huh?
Never.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, that's a huge...
Dude, they have the toughest, almost the toughest job in football.
I think so.
They have these freaks that are like psychotic on the other side of the line of scrimmage
that want to kill.
They want to rip your quarterback's head off and they're going to throw everything they
can at you to get by you.
And every single snap you have to keep them from doing it.
And I think the, I think the defensive lineman is, is more fainted to more of a speed and
strength guy because these, these offensive linemen, they're so big.
Yeah.
They're big guys.
They're fast too.
They're shockingly mobile, but they're not that mobile.
But you'll see these guys like Micah Parsons, right?
Or some of these edge rushers who are so fast, they can get around them.
Yes.
And they're still strong as fuck.
Yes.
And they're still big guys.
We're going to destroy the quarterback or the running back or whoever when they get
back there.
So I think that, I think the Cowboys defense is built like that.
So when the other team is able to run right up the middle, Cowboys don't have an answer
for it.
Oh, right.
I think, I think the Cowboys are built for a pass rush, not necessarily...
You're saying their run defenses is killing them right now?
Correct.
Yeah.
I mean, it's...
They're not built for that.
Right.
You know, if they don't have big, big wide bodies that clog up the middle and don't get
moved out of the way.
Yeah.
If the other team is able to run on them and they don't have to pass, that takes Micah Parsons
out.
That takes out all their edge rushing.
Interesting.
Right.
So you got to have balance.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Dude, I don't know if you guys saw the game last night between the Titans and the Dolphins,
but it was the shit shit show.
It was nine to six and then it was, I mean, it was nothing but defense and it was offensive
ineptitude on both sides.
I don't watch any NFL football outside of the Bengals.
Of the Bengals.
I get it.
And potentially the Cowboys.
I didn't watch it because I needed 69 points to win.
So I was like, my kicker's not going to do this.
That was really funny.
Jeff sends out a text before the game.
Yeah, Sean's kicker only needs 69 points to pull it out tonight.
And I was like, okay, good.
I think I got this.
Oh my God.
That was funny.
That was really funny.
You even did LOL.
I was thinking you'd be like, fuck you, man.
No, hey man.
Look, like you said, it's, it's, it's, it's a crap shoot.
You never know how it's going to go.
You know, it's, you know, when I look at the points that I got, I got 99 points and I look
at some of these other games, you would have points, 50 points, 60 points.
I'm like, what the fuck?
No, no, no.
When I played you just, I think it was last week, not this one before you had about a
hundred points.
Yeah.
And you would have beat just about everybody else.
The same thing goes this week.
It pisses me off.
I know.
It feels like everyone decides to career against.
But remember eight out of the 12 teams make the playoff.
No, I'm going for, I expect to go winless at this point.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what to expect.
It doesn't.
It's so frustrating.
I don't know what else to do.
I'm playing.
I'm getting the points.
No, no, just keep doing you to do it.
It'll, it'll come.
The winds will come.
It's so stupid.
It is.
Anyway, it's fun.
It's a lot of fun.
You know, with all your success, I'm still in one game behind you.
I know.
Hey guys, the last several years we've had parody that is unbelievable.
So I'm expecting to go on a losing streak.
I'm expecting other people start winning and then we lost one of your receivers.
So that may impact you.
Yes.
I lost rice.
Yes.
I expected him to be out anyway, cause he's in some legal.
That's right.
I was thinking maybe he'll.
Yeah.
So I need to figure out what I'm doing there, but yeah, I need to pick up a tight end this,
this, uh, this week anyway.
Lord, I'm looking at my shit right now.
I'm just fuck it.
I mean, so many people heard, I'm just playing the Lakers to Scott.
You son of a bitch, the Lakers.
All right.
Hey, well we have some, uh, we have some hot sports opinion topics to talk about at the
moment.
Is it with, uh, what is that guy from the Cleveland Jamal Amaldi or the Brown?
Jamal Jamal James, James LeBron James.
Yeah.
So talk about sports.
He plays for the, the Lakers, the Lakers.
Oh, he's played for Cleveland.
He's from really, really long time ago.
Yeah.
Started with Cleveland, went to Miami, went back to Cleveland.
Now he's with the Lakers.
You know, uh, so look, we have discussed him in the past and he, I'm not a fan.
Our, and I've been very critical.
I don't, I don't think he's a good person personally.
Yeah.
He's a, he may be good in circles, but he's a racist and I don't, and I, you know what?
I'm not even going to say racist.
He is though, but it's just like, I don't like the way he talks down to, I don't like
the separation of, of color.
You know, I don't think any conversation with have anybody should be about color.
I mean, I am me.
What did he say recently?
Yeah.
What, what brought this up?
This was a long time ago.
The new stories that are coming out about him.
So I kind of feel like, dude, you're a piece of shit, just like everybody else.
Cause he's hanging out with Diddy and there are a gazillion like now, now he's in jail.
Uh, Sean Puffy.
So he went to the parties and got, he's got, Hey man, I'm not saying he did or didn't.
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
I wasn't watching, but he is at a ton of those parties.
You know, I'm going to say something about this.
So it's one thing to go to a massive party at a massive mansion, uh, and, and where there's
like lots of things going on, you know, wherever at the party, it's not the same thing as going
to Epstein Island or is it, or is it, or is it, he had young performers there.
Look at the Biebs.
Yeah.
So the brown runs James's comments to the, to the press was, I prefer not to speak on
this matter until I know how much information becomes public knowledge.
Oh God.
Meaning, meaning if they, if they find out what I did there, then I'll comment.
This is on the left.
This is on the left wing Snopes.
So you know, they're not going to be a bullshit in here.
I prefer it.
Snopes is a fact checking website.
It's owned by a libs.
Yeah, but it's a fact checking website.
Yeah.
But so are they fact, are they fact checking something that he said or false or true claim
is the NBA star LeBron James said he prefers not to speak about Sean.
Did he comes freak off parties and in the light of comes being charged with sex traffic
until James knows how much information can become public.
They're saying it's false.
Oh, so he didn't say that.
So he didn't say that.
Well, though, did he says no.
Okay.
You can't believe it for one thing.
That's my point.
It's just like, what the hell?
You don't know what's going on.
But the fact is, is that there are tons of pictures of seniorito hanging out with Diddy
at these parties.
You can't say one does it.
I mean, they pulled out, they didn't pull out pocket pussies at Diddy's place.
They pulled out almost a thousand dildos.
Right.
So, you know what?
But they also have pictures of Trump with Diddy.
Right.
Do they?
Yes.
Yeah.
They have Trump with Epstein.
But at his freak off parties?
Oh, I don't know about that.
See that that's the tough part.
Cause I mean, again, if it's a mansion and there's a section of the mansion where they're
doing sex parties and there's a section of the mansion where it's like a normal party,
I have no idea.
But you cannot assume that every single person that attended that party is into sex slaves
and, you know, and crazy, crazy, you know, illegal shit.
Right.
You can't, you can't assume that, especially when they're all like super high profile people.
Right.
I mean, there are seven, certainly people that are thankful that they didn't show up
because they don't want their name even associated.
Correct.
Right.
The same thing happened with Epstein.
You know, there were pictures of Trump with Epstein and everybody was like, Oh, I guess
if he's friends with Epstein, you know, that means he's, you know, he's complicit and it's
kind of shit.
Well, no, Epstein was connected to all sorts of people.
He was a connector across the board to high, you know, rich wall street people to, you
know, to politicians, royalty.
Oh, he was, he was connected to everybody.
And my understanding of what he was is he is, if you're something you need, I can, I
can figure out how to connect the dots to make it happen for you.
Right.
And it wasn't always nefarious.
Yeah.
It was the guy like, Hey, come to fantasy Island.
Ah, ah, ah.
Right.
I'll make it like, but it, but it wasn't always Ricardo Rourke, but it wasn't the illegal
shit always is Ricardo Montalvo.
You know what?
It was what a for what?
That was his name.
Oh, okay.
You know, continue Paul.
You kind of knocked me off the camel there, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know where you're going with that.
You know what I'm saying though?
I mean, he, it's a little midget to the little her villages.
Yes.
Her village.
The plane, the plane, the plane, the plane, the plane, the plane, the plane.
I'm not tattoo.
He was a sex addict.
I understand.
See, there we go.
Everybody's a sex addict.
Yeah.
So it was, and all that he was trying to do was, you know, people with the funky, freaky
thing.
He was saying, Hey, I got you hooked up.
And you know, what the sad thing about it is like, it's a scary dark thing that's happened
in the world.
There's more sex slaves today than there has been at any time in history.
That tells you that people are sick and they're dark.
They have dark desires and they have a means to, to, to get what they want.
We're also much more populous.
So there's more people though.
This true, this true.
Well, that's what scares me.
It wouldn't scare me.
What's what's makes me fearful for some of these, these immigrants that are coming into
the United States unchecked, they're going to be exploited.
Yeah.
These, these kids coming up, they don't have adults.
The next thing you know, camel toe hairs is shipping them all across the United States.
Well, I've heard 30,000 of them missing.
300,000, 300,000.
Yes.
300,000.
That is terrifying.
It is a perfect, a perfect scenario for setting up sex slaves.
The look, not just that, but harvesting organs.
You know, there's a huge market for that.
I don't know.
I mean, that's what Chinese, that's what they're doing in China.
And they're just disappearing these kids and harvesting the Oregon.
God, what a nightmare.
We've had enough today.
You can't get much more evil than that.
I mean, seriously, that is the, the absolute definition of evil.
They said the cartels have never been richer than right now.
And it's not because of drugs.
It's because of people, sex trafficking, people trafficking, that's sick.
Billions and billions of dollars.
We've got to fix this man.
But how do you, how do you tape, how do you tamp down the desire, take away the desire
and people won't pay for that shit.
But the problem is we have a, we have a lost dark society.
Well, they have this again, I'm not mixed.
I don't know how this works, but you know, there's that dark web out there where you
can trade in anything.
Yeah.
Why can't, and I know the feds and all them probably are on their tracking.
Is it, is it so deep and dark and just so much they can't get along?
Yeah.
Like overwhelming.
Is there just too much?
I don't know.
So in other words, when you hear about a, a, a bust, a sex slave ring bust, 150 people,
it's like nothing.
No, that's like, that's like in rural Alabama or something.
That's like a drop in the bucket.
It's like, you know, Sunday afternoon delight.
Hmm.
I'm just saying it's a random thing.
Help us out here, bro.
You had me until Sunday afternoon delight.
I was going to tell you that until Will Ferrell moment, you know, sex in the afternoon.
Talk about child born.
When you're talking about those small entities out there, you don't know.
Is that just like, you could pull up some random house and they've got 15 kids in there.
You don't know.
They show these kids all over.
Once you built an infrastructure that can take them, harvest them, process them, do
whatever we do.
It's crazy.
And you, and you think, you think it's, you have this perception that it's like inner
city, some, some weird ass.
It's not, it's everywhere.
It's like in the, to your point, it's in like fricking suburbia.
Yeah.
It's everywhere.
You know, you never know.
That's why we all had need.
We all need to be vigilant.
Was it there a Frisco woman and report shit busted for this kind of shit?
The lady in Frisco was like, she was, she was, it was that I was going to say Cielo
Vista mall, but that's an El Paso.
Uh, what is stone briar mall?
Right.
Yeah.
She, she what I could be completely wrong on this, which we typically are.
Well, I know in Frisco, there was a guy that was running a, he was running his own illegal
immigrant, uh, development team from his house.
What does that mean?
Yeah, they were, they were like indentured servants type of thing.
And so he was, they were working, there were eight, there were 12 people working from his
house and they were leaving in odd hours and somebody reported to police cause they thought
it was like, you know, if it was a sex ring or clearly says 46 caught in sex trafficking
raid in Frisco and South Lake 46 men arrested during the operation on January 12th and 13th
at the Hilton at South Lake town square and Hyatt near stone briar center in Frisco.
Oh shit.
Like this.
Yeah.
We want to let the, we want to let men know this isn't pretty a woman with Julia Roberts,
Matt Osborne.
These are trafficking victims, not prostitutes.
They're on their own free will and accord.
Unbelievable.
And so they're drugged up and guys are lining up human traffic coalition.
Uh, was it God bless C seven HTC.org forward slash 46 dash.
So this is actually a government site that's posting this stuff.
Human trafficking coalition.
Read it.
So they have tons of articles here.
There's a, they've got links to Facebook so that when you want to, uh, what is it called?
The alert, the authority.
But there's another thing, your whistleblower.
That's what I'm saying.
How do we, how do we fix this?
How do we stop this?
How do we, how do we stem it?
Public execution.
Wow.
Do you think poor public caning?
Do you think porn is a, the prevalence of porn and the ease of getting it is a factor
in this?
I don't.
That's what my wife thinks.
Like for men to be so exposed to porn, they want more.
It's an addiction.
And then suddenly now they have the option of the real thing.
Right.
And there's a sex slave that they're not going to have any, uh, any repercussions.
Right.
The, you know what I mean?
Right.
Well, I know there's porn is a real addiction that you can have.
Oh yeah.
And does it, does it trend up or morph into, I want my own slave.
That's about as I think you can.
I disagree.
I mean, that's probably not the norm.
That's kind of like saying marijuana is a gateway drug.
I mean, it's, it's, it's just, I mean, can it be?
I mean, I started off with marijuana, but I don't, it's not really gateway.
I think it's just any experiences that you go through life.
I don't think porn is a, is a, is a habitual thing that most people do.
I think it's a bit of a thing for some, but I don't think it can morph any further than
that.
I think, I think it can now is, is it prevalent?
Probably not.
But I believe you have people out there who are always looking for more.
Oh yeah.
I started out watching this.
I moved to this, to this, to this.
Now I need to move to this.
There are the freaks that it doesn't matter how much porn, how much or how little they
looked at, they were going to move.
Yeah.
I think those guys are predetermined to do that.
It's just like you see it read these, you know, I've got this stupid thing where I like
read about the serial killers, right?
That's the same premise as I play.
I play these video games of first person shooters and now I'm more, I'm more apt to be a serial
killer because I'm, I'm like killing people in video games.
Again, it's not prevalent, but could it impact somebody?
Yes.
For the people that, that have that, what, that sickness.
Maybe for trans people.
Yes.
No, I think trans people are the majority of those that are doing this.
But I think there are people out there that it can impact, but the 99% of the folks know.
Yeah.
But like I can go back to serial killers.
You always read that.
I'm playing devil's advocate.
You know, I, I, I started out killing animals that did it.
And it wasn't a no.
I started out in a, in a, and I, and I strangled.
I killed our family.
Whatever.
And it, and it, and it grows and grows and grows.
I put salt on the slug, then hamsters.
Yeah.
And then it just keeps growing.
I put the hamster in the little ball.
You know how those little exercise balls, you put them in and you watch them go around
the house, you know, so you can't lose them.
You ever seen those?
Yes.
Oh, one of my kids, I'm not necessarily saying who, uh, let the hamster fall down the stairs.
It was like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Did it kill it?
Uh, I don't recall it.
It's dead.
So, and then after that, I think someone kicked it.
They kicked it like a soccer ball.
Oh, not cool on purpose.
You know, you're saying they dropped it down the stairs on purpose.
I think it actually fell down the stairs after that, but I think at one time they did kick
it.
Mr. Producer, my line.
Oh no.
He's putting his hands up in there.
What the hell?
So you have a serial killer in a future of serial killer.
I don't know if that's actually true, but I do know it went down the stairs and look.
Oh boy.
I don't know.
You're going to have to dig out from this one.
He's backtracking.
Anyway, I think it's possible that these people have such an addiction and it has to start
somewhere.
Yeah, it does.
It starts somewhere.
You just don't automatically go, I want a sex slave in my basement.
Right.
Yeah.
But I also, I think it's also bird of a feather flock together kind of syndrome too.
I think there's a community of people out there that, uh, they, they learn this stuff
and it's, it's a culture that I'm not familiar with.
It's a culture so much that they want to include pedophilia into the diagnostics statistics
manual and call it a personality disorder.
Right.
When I'm like, dude, it's actually where is the personality disorder, but it's just like,
they want to normalize that.
Yes.
And, but here's the, you, you, you hit something.
They're online talking to people like them and they're encouraging each other and they're
sending pictures to each other and they're like, you know what I mean?
And they're like, by the way, I know a guy that knows a guy.
You can get those pictures.
You send me, you can do that for real, man.
Right.
I mean, so this is dark shit and the, and the dark web and the regular web, it, it feeds,
it feeds this insatiable, uh, dark, you know, uh, appetite.
There was a, there is a couple, there's a couple of guys who were married to each other
and they adopted two boys.
Oh boy.
They're in Georgia or somewhere down in there and they were well off doing everything and
they abused those kids horribly and actually sold their kids off to their group.
Wow.
Says he is just turning seven years old and here's his experience and stuff like that.
Those guys need to be put down and they got busted and they're, I believe they're in prison.
Hopefully prison takes care of it.
They have a, they have an act for doing that.
There's something weird about criminals being in prison.
They, they're not cool with people hurting kids.
Right.
And so they take them out and I'm okay with it.
Yeah.
I'm not, I'm okay with it.
Yeah.
We, this is a really dark conversation.
Yeah.
But it needs to be had because there's the, I mean, these are, this is a reality there
in, uh, in Texas and near where we're living in Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, I don't recall
if you remember which, which town, we're getting these red alerts on our phones.
Some girls stolen rate, uh, within 50 miles from us.
Oh yeah.
16 year old girl.
Yeah.
The Amber alerts.
Yeah.
Is that the girl that was at the Dallas Mavericks game?
That was crazy.
What are you talking about?
She got snatched from the somehow she got lured out of a Mavericks game while her father
is at in his seat.
She goes off to the bathroom or whatever.
Right.
And they had your dad needs you.
Come on here.
Yep.
And they have video of her walking out of the stadium, going with some guy and she gets
snatched.
Yeah.
They found her.
I think they did find her.
They did find her, but yeah, who knows what horror she went through, but yeah.
Awful.
Yeah.
It's awful.
There's a bunch of, I mean, look, those guys, there's no way around it.
You can't just have a death right there or public caning.
You know what?
Maybe death, maybe death's not good enough.
Maybe a public caning and then let them be wherever they're at.
I mean, when they came them in China, look, dude, we talked about this.
I think of some other of the podcast, you know, when you fuck up in China, dude, you're
dead.
Yeah.
You sell drugs and in China, you're dead.
You know, one thing I'm okay with is part of the reason why I think they're messed up
is because there are hormonal imbalances that kind of their urges are out of
control and it leads to brain chemistry things.
I'm okay with chemical castration. Yeah, I'm okay with chemical castration.
When you have raped somebody or you into pedophilia or whatever that shit,
I say chemical castration.
That's what they give to the kids now to help with the transition.
Yeah. Right. I'm not on board with that. I'm not on board with either of them.
I think that if I think that you need to physically alter them, not chemically,
like if they, you take away the ability to get an erection. No,
well no, because that doesn't prevent them from getting an erection.
You, you figured out how to, how do you prevent them from getting an erection?
You take a hedge trimmer and you take the whole thing.
Balls in. Make me eunuch.
And look, I'm just saying,
I'm not saying like castrate them or I'm just saying disable them.
But I don't want to do it.
There's many other ways to abuse a kid without your dick.
Well, I don't think chemically castrating is going to change that.
So that doesn't, that doesn't need to take the solve it.
You need to take the drive away. Yes. The urge, the urge, not getting a boner.
I think would not do that if you physically made it so they couldn't do it.
You have to mentally, there was a comedian. I forget which comedian it is.
I want to think it's bill Burr and a, which he kind of said it funny as fuck,
but he's talking about how these Christian folk were trying to make these boys not
be gay anymore. And then bill Burr's with his voice, you know how bill Burr is.
And he's like, you know what? I know what they did. It's kind of like him taking,
he's like, you know what? All right, look, we're going to teach you something.
And he was kind of, I imagine them taking off to don't get gay camp or something
like that, or let's take the gay out of your soul.
And you go out to this place and they just jam like a hundred dicks in you.
Until you don't like, I don't want to be gay.
He's compares it to like, you want to smoke cigarettes? Okay.
Smoke this whole pack right now. I smoked the whole pack right now.
And he kind of made that analogy. All right.
They're like, I don't want another dick my whole life. I'm done with dicks.
I'm done with dicks. No more dicks for me.
That's horrible.
Oh God. That is, that's funny.
I don't know if that's the solution either.
I don't know. I'm kind of joking a little bit, but I don't know.
I don't know. The solution is, you know, I think this,
actually I think the solution starts with two things.
A, a family structure and support a sense of spiritual backing, whatever it may be.
Well, I don't know if that's the fix though, because there's a lot of freaks
out there who have religion, who have faith.
And that would be a 0.01 of a percent.
And I would think that, yeah, there, you're going to have a rotten apple.
You're going to have it.
But I think that the common denominator for success with changing the direction,
doesn't matter what culture you are, is to have a solid family.
So listeners out there, be a good dad and be a good wife and be a good family
and push to make that happen and stop doing shit that goes against the grain of that.
Because I think that's what's paving the direction our country is going right now.
We've got a bunch of woke, crazy mofos. It's changing the direction of everything in this country.
I'll tell you, one thing is very interesting though, is something called SSA, right?
Single, no, same sex attraction.
So it's, it's considered a, you know, a condition, right?
Like you were saying, if you have an addiction to drugs, you have an addiction to alcohol.
Well, you also have same sex attraction and you don't want it and you're true.
And you fight it and you live your whole life, trying to treat it.
You're talking about homosexuality, right?
Yes, it's a thing, but it's called SSA.
So like there are, there are men that are married with kids and they are open with their wives
and their, and their support group about having SSA.
And they, they fight it every day.
I mean, it's like, it's like fighting alcoholism.
Is that where the wife has to wear a strap on?
How do they fight that?
I don't think so.
Fight against it or combat it or, okay.
Yes, yes.
It's, it's, I thought they find something to make it.
I don't want to be that way.
They don't want to have same sex attraction, but they have it and they deal with it and
their, and their wife understands and they, and they work through it.
And it's crazy.
That's pathetic.
But no, it's, it's, it's actually very courageous.
I find it extremely courageous.
Yeah.
Well, I guess to put up a fight against something that you, at least in a religious perspective,
like it is, you know, I, you know, I know that the book, when you talk about the Bible
and it being a sin, it's pretty clear in the Bible that, you know, homosexuality is a sin.
So they are very, they're religious men and they want to, they do the right thing from,
from their religious or spiritual.
So it's religious driven.
It is.
I think, I think it is.
So it's belief driven.
It's the best example it is.
Yeah.
And I think it's crazy courageous.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I don't know.
It's just, you know, I'm not gay, so I don't have those feelings.
So it's weird for me.
I mean, I respect them.
I mean, I don't care if you're gay or not.
I don't, I don't, I actually don't either.
You flaunted.
I just hate, I hate you flaunting it.
I, and I've said this before, I don't like mugging down with my wife in front of people.
It's inappropriate.
It's private.
That's my special Sean time.
You know, I don't want people seeing that, you know, why don't you love you?
Do I don't need to be lovey w people.
I don't need to be going on Facebook and say, I love my wife.
Happy anniversary.
Happy birthday.
You're the best ever.
Why the fuck are you saying that shit?
Nobody needs to know your personal stuff.
Fucking keep your dirty laundry or fucking clean clothes.
Just keep them out of my eyes.
I don't care.
Why are you crying?
Why you say I just, I mean, I love you.
You got these people that post it.
Oh, I could have never got through this moment if it was out to you.
I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up.
Nobody cares.
I use shallow pieces of shit.
It's supposed to be private.
That's intimate between you and your beer.
I get it.
Whether it's the same sex or not, it's private.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't want to know.
I greatly dislike the help that kind of shit on, on Facebook or Instagram.
I agree with them.
If something like that, I tell my wife how much I appreciate her and stuff like that.
I don't need to tell all these other people that as well.
You don't post.
Look at me.
Oh, that's the most intimate lovemaking we've ever had.
And oh, I want to do that again later today.
My husband made me orgasm so hard.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Here's some stone fruit.
Stone fruit?
Jeez.
Like a peach or an apricot or something.
Yeah, you lost me at stone fruit.
Well, whatever.
All right.
So we, uh, speaking of stone fruit and blowing junk everywhere, the is Iran is blowing junk
across the border over to Israel.
They're trying to.
I mean, well, yeah, today.
So was that 188 missiles?
Yes.
I ran.
I mean, so again, this was a these the chud missiles.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
These are ballistic, highly sophisticated ballistic missiles.
And it's the it's the largest ballistic missile attack in history.
In history, over 180 of them sent directly to the mainland of Israel, directly from Iran
and no deaths, no deaths.
So reported, reported.
Yeah, it's reported yet.
So I thought their missile defense, along with our, our assistance, there's a coalition
of ships in the Persian Gulf and Red Sea and wherever the fuck they are.
They're shooting down a bunch of shit too.
So Iran fired roughly 200 ballistic missiles at Israel and escalation that risks a wider
war in the middle east after an Israeli killed the leader of Iran, backed Hezbollah and sent
troops in Lebanon.
You know, the cool thing about I say cool and look, the bottom common denominator for
all the dudes like us out there is we don't want people to die.
No, we don't.
We don't care on both sides of the aisle.
I don't want people to die.
I would prefer you guys stop killing kids.
I would prefer you stop cutting people's heads off.
I'd prefer you, you know, in the name of Allah and all that is stop dying.
I would prefer you just launching, launching missiles indiscriminately in into a civilian
population areas.
How about that?
Just stop killing people.
Yes, there, there is a solution.
We can figure it out.
This is sure did that one.
That's what I was going to say.
There were, there were a few that that made it through it.
And like you said, Paul, I think some of those missiles were strategic.
They didn't, they strategically didn't fire those down because they were not going to,
they kind of figured out on Google maps.
We're not going to hit a populated area.
I am convinced that their, their missiles so sophisticated.
See right there.
It looked like those two that to the far left.
We're watching a video.
They landed in a field.
Yeah, they land in a field.
I think it's so sophisticated that they know where the impact sites supposed to be.
And if it's not going to be in a populated area, they let it land and it's amazing.
So anyway, look, all in all, it's, it's nuts.
I don't want, I mean, just like Trump said, when Putin was invading Iraq, you know, we,
like, you know, we just need to stop people from dying.
Ukraine.
Yeah.
What'd I say?
Iraq.
Oh yeah.
Ukraine.
I just want people to stop dying.
Yeah.
I mean, just stop.
Nobody wants this.
Stop taking the children.
Stop with your sex addict shit.
Yeah.
Stop, stop launching missiles from a school when schools in session and they're going
to get blown up.
Yeah.
All right.
I think we turn the corner into something happy.
Let's talk about deaths.
Oh, good.
Good, good, good.
Oh my gosh.
There's a ton of deaths.
Pete Rose.
Yeah.
Top of the list.
Well, that's a big one for me because I grew up in Cincinnati and Pete Rose was a huge
factor up there.
Personality in Cincinnati.
My dad knew him.
Really?
And they're same age.
What's that history?
What do you mean?
Well, they went to high school, not together, but they're, they're high schools played each
other.
So he knew Pete and how much of an ass he was back even in high school.
Right.
But he.
So do we know of him or like, like if you were to ask Pete Rose while he was alive a
couple of days ago, say, okay.
So it wasn't like they like work acquaintances.
Yeah, they weren't buddies.
So let's talk about Pete Rose and the why, why he got kicked out of baseball.
And do you think it was fair?
I think he should have been inducted into the hall of fame.
I think it was a grudge match.
Oh, a hundred percent.
And Pete Rose was an ass and would say the wrong things to the wrong people.
Right.
So whenever there was a chance that they would open the door, he would say something stupid.
Yeah.
But let's, let's, let's get dive into this because I may be wrong, but I think this happened
like that.
He got canceled from baseball because he was betting that the Cincinnati Reds would win
the game.
No, no.
He bet on other games.
And you can, as a player, as an active player in any sport, you can not.
So he wasn't even gambling on a game he can control.
No.
See, that's bullshit.
I totally bullshitted.
He was, he was doing it when he was a manager as well.
No, no, no.
It's, it is fair to have suspended him and do all the things that they needed to do at
the time.
But dude, how many years ago did that happen?
That was in the nineties.
Exactly.
And for him not to be in the hall of fame and he, by the way, he will be posted, post
humor.
You call it post humorously.
Humorously?
Post humorously.
What do they say when somebody, look that up for me.
Post-humorously.
Post, post-humorously.
Yes, close.
It's not post-humorously.
Cause it's really funny after they die.
It's really funny.
Oh, we got you bitch.
Post-humorous.
Yeah, well Pete Rose.
No really, how do you say it?
Post, so how do you say this?
The word posterior means after.
Prost.
Yeah, so post-prosterior.
Prosterior.
Post-humorously.
Not posthumously.
Not posthumorously.
Well I know it wasn't that.
Posthumorously.
Guys, stop.
Don't make me sound like an idiot.
I knew it wasn't posthumorously, but I didn't know how to say that word.
Is posthumously?
Close.
Posturelessly.
Posture-mously.
No, there's an M in there.
There's no M in there.
Yes, posthumously.
That's not the word.
Posthumously.
Alright, anyway.
It's not pure.
He will be.
Fuck it.
There is.
There is an M in there.
I'm reading poster-er.
That's wrong.
Oh, that's not the right word.
But that means refers to the back or rear.
No, that refers to...
That's posterior.
I knew you were right.
See, that's milk that's expired.
That's pasteurized.
There you go.
Yeah, post-pasteurized.
Post-humorously.
Mr. Producer, are you not going to put this thin word on there?
He did.
He moved on.
Posthumously.
I thought you were like...
Okay, we'll be laboring this fact.
Anyway.
He is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame after he's dead.
Yes, he will.
I'm just going to say after he's dead.
We can't hear the word, the Wikipedia sound.
Can we?
And he was a great baseball player.
Oh, he's fantastic.
Great baseball player.
Not a big home run guy.
He had some, but base hits, he was obviously the best.
He had some M's.
It's absolutely ridiculous that he wasn't inducted while he was still alive.
It's really sad.
Here we go.
Pas-choo-muh-slee.
Posthumously.
I never know how to say that word.
Chah-pos-chah-pos-lee.
So apparently it's not posthumorously.
No, it's not posthumorously.
That's what Jeff said.
Oh!
That's what Paul said.
Posthumously.
Okay, let's move on.
Anyway, good Lord.
Yeah, we- So Pete Rose was a big one.
Posthumously.
Big red machine, the whole nine yards.
Turned the machine off.
That was excellent.
Thank you, Mr. Producer, Mr. Austin.
Yeah, another big, big, not as big to me, maybe to an NBA guy, but Matumbo.
It can be Matumbo.
And he was only 58.
That's sad.
It was brain cancer.
Brain cancer.
Dude, that's one thing that we should all be worried about, man.
Cancer.
There's nothing you can do about it, man.
Well, you can-
What?
Eat better.
Drink.
Matumbo.
We already have 55 years of eating like we have.
Drink better.
So he was 58.
The cause was brain cancer, according to the statement by the National Basketball Association.
His family announced in 2022 that he was not undergoing treatment for brain tumor in
Atlanta.
Matumbo did not play basketball until the mid-adolescence, having preferred soccer as
a child.
He had brain cancer and he did not treat it.
Did I hear that right?
Correct.
Yep.
That's what I said.
Oh, so he chose God's way.
They were like, yeah, you know what?
You've got six months.
And he said, okay.
He may have said, yeah, we can cut him out, but you're going to be impacted, maybe.
Yeah.
I can respect that.
If they said, we're going to take it out, we're going to take out a big chunk of this
portion of your brain with it.
Hey guys, I can respect that.
This dude was a quality individual.
Quality.
He was going for his huge major humanitarian work.
He made a big difference back in his country.
Not like, you know, you hear about these other guys that like that talk the talk.
He, this dude walked the walk, the walk.
There's no question about it.
All right.
Moving on.
Maggie Smith.
That's a big one.
Even my boys.
That's a big one.
Yeah.
Brandon text me that he goes, he goes, McGonagall died.
Yeah.
And he's the face of the old lady on, on, on, on, yeah, on Harry Potter, Harry Potter.
But actually for me, it was more, um, down in Downton Abbey.
Yeah.
She's been a lot of shit.
She obviously she's, she's been around quite a while.
The miracle club.
She was in hook.
Extremely talented.
The lady in the van.
She was a Dowager.
Down by the river.
She was a, she was a what?
She was the Dowager in the Downton Abbey.
Like you said.
Yeah.
She was just super talented.
Super, super impressive.
And that was after Harry Potter Downton Abbey was.
So she had a, a countless, uh, she fit that role, uh, her posture, her English, uh, tone.
Well she has that chair of expert in the tea.
Oh, she was great.
She is somebody.
Look at her young picture in the far lower right.
She was, she was a cutie.
Lower right.
Oh yeah.
She's, uh, it's a nice sixties haircut.
She's the one.
She's the mom next door.
Hey, how you doing?
She's got like a huge bush.
Oh God.
What are you doing?
She probably, why are you post humorously shitting on her?
Well, she probably had one.
Can you imagine that?
That's what I mean.
She probably harvested Merkins.
Stop it.
What was happening?
You guys are shitting all over Maggie Smith here.
No, we like Maggie Smith.
We're moving on.
That's ridiculous.
We're moving on.
John Ash.
Ten.
So he's the dude.
Never gonna give me a.
Oh no, not the same guy.
Uh, he was the, the dude from.
Taggart from Beverly Hills.
Yes.
Taggart.
He was awesome.
He was actually in the last movie too.
Did you watch the, the Beverly Hills cop?
No, that just got released.
No, he was in it for real.
Yeah.
It came out earlier this year.
Okay.
Was it good?
Well, you say John Ashton played Haggard, Taggart, Taggart.
Oh, Taggart.
I thought you meant Haggard from like Harry Potter.
I was like, wow.
Oh yeah.
It was from Beverly Hills cop.
I mean, that's really the only thing I know.
I know an iconic role though.
It really was.
Yeah.
It was on Netflix.
It was on Twitter, Amazon.
You can watch it.
Oh, that's funny.
So listen, he was on Beverly Hill cops, Pillar cops, XL five to he was on a midnight run.
It's some kind of wonderful and 87 and a 2007 gone baby gone.
So little big league in 94 Hong Kong lives in 86 meet the Deedles in 98.
These are too bad over.
Yeah.
He was fun.
Yeah.
All right.
And Chris, Chris stop person.
That's a big one.
That's a big one for country singers, right?
Somehow this missed my radar.
I did not know that he passed this week.
Was it this week?
This week?
Yeah.
He actually, he always reminded me of what Lincoln would look like.
Very busy that tall.
I don't know if he was that tall, but his, just his look, I bet if you back when he was
younger, not necessarily, but now, oh yeah, he looked like fucking the emperor from star
wars.
Yeah.
He, uh, he's only he's shorter than I am.
But, uh, he was, I always thought he looked like Lincoln because for score and seven days
ago, I wonder if he could play Lincoln.
Okay.
I totally fucked up whatever that is for score.
And what, what is it for score and something?
What's the major speech he gave the emancipation proclamation?
Probably.
I don't know.
My history sucks.
You're terrible.
I am terrible.
All right.
So Chris Christopherson and then we have another one.
John Amos, it was a Gettysburg address.
Gettysburg.
It was a score and seven years ago.
Oh, I said seven days.
Well, he also did the emancipation proclamation.
Um, that was one of his, he had another famous speech.
Emancipation proclamation.
Is that what you're saying, Jeff?
Yes.
He had more than one famous speech.
Yes.
He had more than one.
Oh, okay.
See that's Chris Christopherson right there.
No, that's Abraham Lincoln.
Yeah.
The emancipation proclamation.
All right.
John Amos.
So, but hold on before, but we didn't talk about Chris Christopherson.
So, well, but he was 88 years old.
Oh damn.
And accomplishments, you know, he was in a Starz board.
Blade, you remember me in that one?
Oh yeah, he was in the Blade.
Convo.
Did you ever, did you ever listen to The Highwayman?
No.
That was a country group that had Chris Christopherson, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings.
Oh my God.
George Crate.
Johnny Cash.
Oh.
And they, there they are right there.
There they are.
Yeah, from 85 to 95.
And they have, I watched a concert and it was really good.
Really?
Really good.
They all, they all get up there and sing together.
Did they sing Devil Went Down to Georgia?
He was looking for a soul steal.
No, that's, that's the wrong one.
Damn it.
It's Charlie's Daniels band.
Damn it.
Yeah.
So, but you know, each one had their hits.
Yeah.
Show us, show us a clip of them live.
Show us a clip of the outlaws.
The highwaymen.
The highwaymen live.
That would be super cool.
Here we go.
What the hell?
These are four legends right here.
Along the coach roads I did ride.
Sword and pistol by my side.
What the hell?
Our producer knows this song.
Oh yeah, they have some good songs.
They're kind of like the Eagles, man.
Just a collection of rock stars.
He's still kicking, man.
Willie Nelson.
Isn't he?
He's 90.
Is he still performing?
That boy's smoking his marijuana.
There's Chris, Chris Darberson.
With no beard.
Someone's rocking the flautist program back there.
You hear that?
Yeah.
Nice.
I have not heard of this.
The highwaymen.
It's good.
It's good stuff.
So how many are still live?
Just Willie Nelson?
All right, we're going to run out of time here.
Yeah, all the other ones.
Let me change gears.
Let's hit one more.
We're going to hit the American Pickers because it's one of my favorites, selfishly.
Also the dude from Roots died is John Amos.
He was also the dad from Good Times.
Good Times.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, he was.
But it was like bam, bam, bam this week.
Yeah, they're quite.
Yeah, they're one after another.
I was like, damn.
But John Fritz from a host of the antique.
Oh wait a second.
Dash John Amos?
Oh, he's from... Oh shit, the one with Eddie Murphy and...
No, you're thinking...
Coming to America.
Oh yeah, he was the pops from the...
Yes, he's the father.
Yeah, he's the father from the W...
McDowell's.
The McDowell's burger.
Dude, he's awesome.
Oh man, that's too bad.
Yeah.
How old was he?
I don't know.
He was 84.
84.
That's a good life.
Speaking of good life, fucking Carter is 100.
Yeah.
Former president.
Yeah, they actually put something on the White House lawn.
The 100th.
Yeah.
He's 100 years old.
What kind of price does he have right now?
Well, you know, he's the next president.
He doesn't give a shit.
He's still...
He gets all the crack he wants.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you know...
He gets all the bitches.
He gets all the free peanut butter because of all the peanut...
Oh, that's right.
He's a peanut farmer.
Yeah.
Actually, I think that was his brother, but...
He's probably sick of peanuts at this point.
Peanuts?
100 years of peanuts?
Oh, probably like macadamia nuts.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Brazilian nuts?
One thing I want to talk about, I meant to talk about it last week, but I was able to
do a bucket list thing for me.
Oh, do share.
About a week ago.
Last Wednesday, because we had our...
It's nothing sexual, right?
No.
No, you have to give... We were allowed to have guesses.
What time did you bucket list?
Sean missed on his.
Oh, do I get one?
No, I had to clarify.
Okay.
No, no, I get mine.
All right.
You want to be a train engineer.
That is on the bucket list, but no, that's not what I did.
Oh, okay.
You get one more guess, one more guess.
Before he starts his bucket list.
He probably wants to go on a cruise.
Well, I didn't do that last Wednesday.
Say what?
I didn't do that last Wednesday.
I did it last Wednesday.
What's that?
Cruise?
No.
I was like, what?
What'd you do last Wednesday?
I went to see a concert.
I went to see Hans Zimmer.
You went without me?
It was last minute.
Remember, you were going to...
Who's Hans Zimmer?
You were going to come over and it was last minute.
I think a hug might be in order here.
I did.
It was my wife.
Who the hell is Hans Zimmer?
Did you go with your wife?
Yes.
Okay.
I'll call it.
No, he went with me.
Were there anybody else there?
It was just her and I.
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff and I went.
It was sold out.
Jeff and I went.
Julie wasn't there.
Don't lie.
It was Paul.
Jeff, don't lie.
Jeff and I went and it was no homo.
Hans Zimmer's a German film score composer and a music producer.
He writes a lot of soundtracks.
Yes.
He wrote Pirates of the Caribbean.
He wrote the new...
The Lion King.
He wrote...
Makuna Matata.
Yeah.
He wrote all that shit.
Sing it.
Sing it for us, Jeff.
What a wonderful thing.
Anyway, what I want to say is it was a bucket list for me because I love the music and I've
seen some live stuff of his and I was like, I want to go see him.
Where'd you see him?
Like Gershwin.
Over in Fort Worth, Dickies Arena.
No shit.
Good for you.
I highly recommend it.
If he ever comes, he'll come back.
It may be four or five years.
Those are some pricey tickets.
Well, at the time, yes, they were.
I bought them for last minute so the prices came way down.
That's why I was able to do it.
Oh, good.
But I was looking...
So there were tickets available.
For years and years and years for this.
But he was always over in Europe.
I was like, fuck, I even sold Totsha.
How did you even know about it?
Because I'm a fan of Hans Zimmer and I knew he tours.
I watched...
That's crazy.
I've watched live music.
He's also an expert pant flautist.
How long was it?
It was a three hour show.
Oh shit.
You got your money's worth.
It was outstanding.
We had great seats.
Does it have an intermission?
It had a 20 minute intermission.
An hour and a half, 20 minutes, and then another hour and a half.
Excellent.
Those are the best.
It's a time to go get some popcorn, pinch of lulz.
You literally had favorites that you were anticipating that he would play?
Well, I looked at the set list that he's been playing here in the States.
So I found the one he played.
So this is premeditated.
I'm purposely not going to invite Sean.
Sure could.
Because you're like Hans Zimmerman.
Dude, I love music.
I don't believe I thought that.
I was last minute.
I told you this.
I feel like you did.
I could buy... No.
It didn't go through my mind.
I know.
But yet still, I feel left out.
Julie, let's go see him and let's invite Sean.
So there's that.
Would you just rather go with Sean, you son of a bitch?
So anyway, I took a couple of videos on the phone.
That's super cool, man.
I obviously won't do it justice, but he's got a few more shows here in the States.
Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Seattle, those type of places.
Is that an invitation?
But if you could find good seats and cheap tickets.
Dude, he's all over the place.
I highly recommend it.
October 3rd, he's going to... What day was that?
He's playing in Oakland, California.
That would never... Seattle?
Ever in a million years be even on my radar.
And it's not because I... I don't even know who he is.
I didn't know... You would know his music.
This motherfucker's playing all over France.
Yes.
So weren't we recently talking about how John Williams borrowed stuff from other people?
Was that a conversation I had with you guys?
Wasn't with me.
So John Williams apparently... Like Star Wars guy?
Yes.
... borrows a lot of his shit from a lot of other people.
I'd like to see that fact checked.
Yeah, it's a real thing.
Look it up.
John Williams... Yes, the composer John Williams borrows music
from other composers and traditions, and his work is part of a centuries old tradition
of musical borrowing.
If I didn't talk about this with you guys, who the hell would I have talked about this
with?
His work is influenced by composers such as Brahms, Strauss...
Well, being influenced is one thing.
No, no, no, no.
The Golden Age of Hollywood was... So they literally put it side by side, the
music sheet and the performance, and yeah.
Does that lessen what he's done?
I don't think so.
I don't think there's anything wrong with being influenced by another artist to the
point where you work that into your music.
In fact, he was a major fan of the people that he borrowed from.
I don't have an issue with that.
For the like to share.
Look there's obviously copying stuff, but as far as borrowing stuff, I'm not a fan.
I don't subscribe to that because you can only... I mean, go back to 80s music and
you've got a certain genre of the electric sound that they have, and the pianos, the
synthetic pianos that they're synthesizers that they have back then, and it was all kind
of a thing.
Are they borrowing it because they come up with another genre style song of that era?
I think he is just simply going back there and pulling data up, unless you're talking
about actual musical scripture he's pulling out.
Oh, they literally... Like the YouTube video, if you want to pull it up, Mr. Producer, the
YouTube video the guy talks about, they put the sheet music next to each other and they're
like, yeah, that is straight from this and he changed, and he just changed this.
I think you're right.
I actually think I saw that video.
Yeah.
I think I did.
I don't care.
I was actually making a joke that maybe-
But there's nothing wrong in my opinion, because if you're doing a soundtrack, which I believe
was what you're referring to, these were soundtracks.
Oh yeah, they're awesome.
John Williams, right?
I think that when you're dealing with an emotional background of a movie, it's kind of hard
to change a frequency.
There are certain frequencies that interact with your emotions.
Agreed.
Here's the other thing they don't talk about.
How many pieces has John Williams put together?
Of those pieces, how many of them are unquestionably original?
Okay, four out of 117 sound like something that maybe was his favorite piece, right?
They always got to tear them down.
Of course.
Anyway, going back to Hans Zimmer-
Yeah, that's super cool.
If you could find a video of Hans Zimmer live looking up Prague, because there's a bunch
of phone cameras out there of his new concert.
It's an orchestra, yes.
He's got- no.
What?
He's got about 50 people up there.
Part of it is orchestra where he's got some cellos, violinists.
Oh, so it's like a performance.
It's more than just like going to a symphony.
Yes.
Okay, well let's watch a little bit of this.
This is fascinating.
I don't know what song this is.
What is this song?
This is, I'm all right.
Nobody worry about me.
I don't think this is a good one.
So go back and search Hans Zimmer live Pirates of the Caribbean or something like that.
I know the one in Prague is professionally shot, but he has-
That's Jurassic Park.
Damn it.
Yes.
Dumbass.
God.
So mean.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, Hans Zimmer.
Oh, she was there.
You had me at Hot Cellarist.
I tell you what.
He surrounds himself with-
Black dress, he surrounds himself with very fast-looking-
Hotty's very fast-looking fingers.
Very talented women.
She knows how to stroke that bow.
Oh, stop.
What?
So she was there-
With those fingers.
Can you imagine?
And they have all kinds of very attractive women playing violins and cellos.
So he's a pervert.
No, he did nothing to do that.
He had a bunch of men too.
I'm going to go with Harvey Wilde.
Oh.
Go on.
So he's a homosexual pervert.
So he's a-
I'm sorry, Jeff.
We're not trying to slander him.
We're just trying to be funny, which we're not funny.
This is actually really cool, man.
This is a bad image.
This is a bad version of it.
That would be so different than anything that I've ever gone to.
That would have been such a-
I'm a huge fan, riding off the coattails of this.
Some of the video game soundtracks that they have out there.
I don't want to look up that.
That's for another podcast.
But they've got soundtracks from Skyrim that are fallout series that has classic old school
songs from the 30s, 40s, 50s.
They're phenomenal.
Skyrim has it orchestrated.
It's hard not to be mesmerized by what's happening here.
Yeah.
She's going nuts on that thing.
Yeah.
I can only imagine.
Is it even legal for them to record this?
I tell you what.
I'm playing Pirated Music.
They have so much sound up there.
So many instruments.
There's a banjo and an accordion.
What the fuck?
I tell you what, this is an old version.
At this one, he had two drummers, full kits, two ladies up there-
Going nuts.
... and he was playing this shit out of these drums and it was fucking awesome.
That's cool.
It was loud.
I wasn't overbearing.
It was a concert, right?
Yeah.
This does not even get close to the potential of what it sounds like.
I'm surprised you waited until now to tell us about this bucket list item of yours.
What else on the bucket list?
I never thought I'd get to see him.
That's what you're saying.
This was on your bucket list to go see him.
It was.
That's super cool, man.
I never thought it would happen.
You're just saying you weren't going to share what was on your bucket list.
You were basically saying this was on your bucket list and you've crossed this off.
I didn't understand that.
So we were throwing out these things that we thought were on your bucket list.
This was on it and I saw him and I will see him 100% again if he comes through.
With your wife, of course.
Anywhere close.
All right.
Well, no, the trick is-
No, no, that's okay.
The thing is, I've been looking for years on his website about his tour dates.
That's so cool.
It's all been over in Europe and I'm like, fuck.
I even said something to Sean.
I was like, we need to go to Europe and go see Hans Zimmer.
Oh, Sean.
And you're like, yeah, I know someone in Scandinavia.
And you don't remember.
I think he's confused.
I think he was talking about Nightwish.
Well, that too.
No, it was Hans Zimmer as well.
Absolutely 100%.
Because he was touring all over the place.
Anyway, and I would check monthly his website to look.
He'd come to the States.
That's cool, man.
And I get laid off and that whole thing happens with my dad and I lost track of it.
Lo and behold, he sets up his tour and the tickets sell out like this and the tickets
go up to seven, 800 bucks.
That's crazy.
I was telling my wife, I was like, I want to see this, but I can't.
That's no way.
You can't justify that.
I can't justify that.
No.
Because you're looking at 1500 bucks.
No way.
And then I just kept checking StubHub or whatever it was.
And it would come down a little bit closer.
We got finally.
I was like, all right, I'm going to check one last time to four dollars, two, four bucks.
Really?
How much was it?
If you don't mind me asking 200 bucks for both.
Yes.
For both.
And damn.
And they were great.
They were great seats and score.
I looked at the price when I was still going over there and they were still coming down.
But whatever.
No, no, no.
You did good.
And I called my wife.
I was like, do we do this?
We don't have the money right now.
But she goes, charge it that you've been wanting to do this for years.
So we did it and we went and saw it.
Nice.
Good for you.
Yeah.
And it's good thing for you guys to go as a couple and not with one of your best friends.
Really?
Too soon?
Yeah.
It's never going to not be too soon.
But what I'm saying is if he comes around again, go see him.
And he will, but it may be four or five years.
Unless you're going to go with your wife.
No, no, no.
I'm going to be a train engineer.
You could go with your wife.
She won't go to the stuff like that.
That's my bucket list item.
You guys can go to Hans Zimmer.
I'm going to be a train engineer.
You know, I didn't mean to make this about Sean.
I was telling to tell a story.
I know.
It's a great story.
I know.
It's a great story.
Can we talk about an absolutely train engineers, how to become a train engineer?
How to do this?
You are Johnny on the spot right now.
So I got, are we, are we going to talk about what happened in California?
Uh, in the bill that was passed about that.
And then we need to talk about this amazing, amazing, let's go ahead and do this.
The bourbon.
Yeah, let's go ahead and do this.
This is a treat.
So we, uh, we get email after, uh, we showed up at actually we got the email first, uh,
in, okay.
So we get an email saying that they released the double oak from 1845.
Yes.
All right.
So first of all, you guys know 1845 shout out to June, Bob, Ben, Miguel, and friends
and family up there.
We love 1845 and Lowry crossing Texas, highly recommended bourbons, whiskies, all of them
across the board.
Seriously, it's not a bad one.
All of them are fantastic.
They take their whiskies serious.
They have probably scored on the average more double gold than all of the other, uh, bourbon
whiskey people out there.
Crazy success.
Maybe not all of them, but they've got like four years.
They've got like 10.
But what's really cool is that several years ago we were at doing a tasting, right?
And we were meeting Bob and we were, and he was doing his, whatever that you call that
thing where he pulls it out and he gives us a little sample and all.
And then he, yes, yes, I knew you'd know it.
And then he pointed over to the side of the, uh, of his Rick house, sort of his barrel
storage area.
And he pointed to a barrel that they said that they are doing a double, a double oak.
This is what we're drinking.
And this is exactly what we're drinking.
Finally, after however many years has been, and I don't believe it's a, uh, technically
a bourbon, they're calling it a whiskey, right?
Say fever, fever, fever, a fever.
That's fascinating.
Anyway, so you're thieving.
Sorry.
So the barrel that he was pointing at, it says it is bourbon.
Okay.
I thought it wasn't.
Yes.
I was wrong.
So the barrel that he was pointing at is what they have bottled.
And that is what we are partaking in right now.
Yes.
And it is damn good.
It is aged.
It's going to be, it's going to be probably for probably not, not much more than four
years.
So we ended up, uh, we ended up going down to 1845 because we visit them.
We are, that's, uh, yeah, that's pretty good.
It's there for years, three months.
Yep.
So we went down to, uh, because we collect, we collect the bottles.
You know, I do for sure.
We do.
We get every single bottle that's coming out.
We want to sample it.
We, we, we really enjoy their product that they put out and we really enjoy doing the
dudes like us dash woodcraft stuff on Instagram and Facebook.
Check it out with stuff that we do.
We enjoy doing that stuff.
It's fun.
It's a hobby.
We invested in it and we're hoping to someday make some return on it eventually, but, uh,
who knows whatever we, we take some stuff down there cause we appreciate them and think
it'd be kind of cool.
And so Jeff had looked up, uh, and processed, um, a 1845 map and put it on a big piece of
plywood and we framed it out and, and dressed it, uh, put some coating on it.
Uh, and we put a little monologue on the back.
What do we call that?
A little narrative, a little, a little sonnet.
And it was something, something, I don't know what you call it.
Well anyways, it was something true, sincere.
We made it cause we sincerely care.
We liked those guys.
They're good family and they're Texas huge, huge into Texas history.
So they, this was very special to them.
So, so definitely a shout out to them.
This, uh, this double Oak, which we should probably talk about, but let's, uh, let's
dive into this.
Tell you what it is.
Go ahead.
Let's talk about how the, the hue of the black saddle, this thing blows it away.
It's a double barrel.
So it's interesting.
And she said, this is going to be the last one.
They're not going to do it again.
They said they're not going to do it.
She said it was, uh, it was too expensive.
She says, well, that's not really the reason, but I don't know.
I think it's wonderful.
It's only one barrel.
Yeah.
What's his gun?
It's gone.
Oh, so they only did one barrel, one barrel.
That's what I'm saying.
So when we were in the tasting room, he pointed over at the barrel.
Well, it's his, it's a small batch.
That's a small batch.
It is bottle.
So maybe they had a batch 24 bottle 69.
Okay.
So maybe they did.
Well, maybe it could be a two barrel batch.
Yeah.
I don't know how many barrels.
It's not a single barrel, so it's a blend.
Okay.
So it must've been a six or eight barrel.
I don't know.
Double Oak.
We were gifted this cause we brought the 1845 piece of artwork up for him.
Thank you, June and Bob, Ben, Miguel.
You guys are great.
Check them out at the fair.
They've got a booth set up or go down to the Stillery in Lowry crossing, which is, it's
a beautiful drive out there.
I recommend that you do not go during traffic hours.
Five o'clock.
That road is a mess.
Yikes.
So, you know, it's Saturday.
Did you guys experience that again?
That was the first time I experienced it.
No, Paul and I experienced it one time.
We went out there.
Oh, that's right.
You weren't with us.
And Jeff and I went and it's like, I got an idea.
Let's go down there at five o'clock on Friday afternoon.
Stop it.
You know, it's like people don't have a way to get from north and south.
It's like this one way in, one way out.
Two way lane country road.
And we were trying to figure out what's on the other side.
What's over there that all these people are going to.
Yeah.
The metropolis of something.
I guess there's a shit ton of people going that way.
No, I think there literally is one way in one way out for a number of small towns out
there.
And it may be strategic and it doesn't take.
I mean, if there's eight thousand people out of in five towns, then it clogs that road.
Right.
It did.
It certainly did.
Well, but eighteen forty five highly recommend you go out there and check out the Distillery
in Lowy Crossing, Texas.
It's just south of McKinney.
It's it's east of Plano Frisco area.
Oh, yeah.
East McKinney.
All right.
So let's talk about it.
Let's go.
Well, it's got all the traditional stuff.
The nose, Caramelli.
I was going to say the nose.
There's so much maple in the nose to me.
I get the sweetness on this as well.
Wow.
What a wonderful, a very incredibly maple.
I wonder what the char is on this.
Well, he says he uses threes, right?
Yes.
All threes.
I think of a lot of oak, obviously.
It's double.
Plus, it's fifty one months in Texas.
So there's a lot of oak, at least for me.
I'm picking it up.
The nose is amazing.
I'm picking up the sweetness.
Like you said, Caramel.
Maybe that's what I'm picking up as well.
All the street.
I smell maple more than anything else.
I got cinnamon.
I got raisin.
Little spice for sure.
That's the oak of the age, I believe.
Highly recommend him.
This one's a little bit more expensive than the rest of them.
Just shy of a hundred bucks for a bottle.
Well worth the price.
Unfortunately, for some of the dudes like us listeners out there that have to purchase
your own bourbon.
Look, we do purchase 100% of our own bourbons.
We do.
Well, 99%.
But I mean, yeah, we're gifted some here and there.
What I'm bragging about is that we sample these bourbons, but we pick up the cost on
it.
We split it three ways.
So it's okay if we drop, we buy a hundred dollar bourbon and split it three ways.
That's more palatable than each of us buying a hundred dollar bourbon.
Well, yeah, because we started out each buying our own $40 bourbon, $50 bourbon, $60 bourbon.
And then we were like, I don't think we can keep doing three 70, 80, $90 bourbons.
We're like, we gotta figure out how to get into this next tier without being too well,
this works out.
We got a good program because as much as we keep accumulating bottles every single week,
we always do a new bourbon and an old bourbon and we try to look at it like that.
Austin, we got a new bourbon and old bourbon because we try to keep these things ranked
up and we do it for you.
Yes.
So did you guys know what the dudes like us think about it?
Yeah.
You know what?
We love matter.
We matter.
Dudes like us matter.
Yeah, we, we met weird dudes like us.
Yeah.
Dudes like us matter.
I agree.
All right, guys, what do we, what about the finish?
Well, it's a, it still has a, like you said, I was going to say Praline, but I don't think
that's fair.
No, that's not the TX was he has a praline.
This does not for me.
Anyone doesn't have the praline.
No.
Oh, Paul finished his shot the shit out of that.
No, I did not.
I did barely any left.
I took my last pool.
Anyway, I think it's fantastic.
I'm going to go.
Are we ready?
Yep.
All right.
So the, I think raisins is a good, a good thing.
You call it 7.851.
Really?
We're going three digits, 7.851.
Yeah.
How many digits are we going to?
That's down to the thousands.
Ridiculous.
By 7.8.
Oh, it went on rounding up seven, nine, seven, eight point five.
Yeah.
Seven, nine.
I was going to go an eight point one.
Oh God.
Yeah.
I'm going to do eight point two.
Just one up and no, I think eight point two is fair.
I think that it sits higher on the list of double Oaks than the general and eight point
two in my books is super high.
Oh dude, super high.
7.851 is fantastically high for me.
I really enjoy this.
I really encourage them to do another batch.
You know, well I encourage folks to go out there and buy it.
You're not going to find that in the stores.
You're not going to find this in the stores.
No, they do sell it locally at the distillery.
They also have it near your house, hopefully at the specs and total wine.
That was quick.
I don't think this is going to be inspector total wine.
I don't think it will be.
You'll have to, you could buy this online.
You can go onto the website and buy this online and secure your bottle.
They just go pick it up.
And you didn't get to talk about your California thing.
We can talk about it really quick.
You passed a law that no local counties or towns can pass their own laws that makes voter
ID required.
I don't believe the governor has that right, does he?
Just absorb that.
The Supreme Court is going to have to take over that.
Just absorb that.
You don't have to show your ID to vote.
They're making it illegal for anybody to require voter ID.
You'll get it, same thing.
No it means, like, you don't have to show your ID to vote.
You can't.
Yeah, that's my point.
You can't make them.
Agreed.
Yeah, I get it.
I don't know how the governor has that right.
He shouldn't have that right.
It's ridiculous.
To the city level.
Yes.
It's a state thing.
It is completely, completely.
It's a mockery.
It's a fact, fast track to allow illegal immigrants to vote and to steal elections.
That's all it is.
Yes.
They'll probably have some other states that'll follow suit.
Alright, October 1st, 2024.
Thank you guys for listening to the second half of our podcast.
Thank you Mr. Producer, you're rocking hard.
Join us for our next episode.
We're going to have the representatives from Garrison Brothers out here.
I think we have James Greer.
That's exciting.
He's come with like six free bottles I think.
I don't care.
Maybe ten, maybe fifteen free bottles.
I don't care if he comes with any bottles.
The fact is that we're getting some representation out there.
We're looking forward to it.
I'm excited about it.
So listen to it, look forward to that next podcast.
Dudes and Guys, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
Thanks for watching.