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to see if I could not go but I don't know if that's going to be the case. Well it's a

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complete disaster out there. Total shit show.

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nothing until they got called on it. I know it.

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F3 winds. Is it the tornado or is it just the winds?

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F3. I thought it was a tornado. Yeah okay. It's the tornadoes but it has

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There's no damage. We can fact check it. But we haven't even introduced

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The people listening to us have no idea who we are dude. Okay well welcome to the

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Oh really? I already know this.

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Well then how. Oh so if it's over the ocean it's not an important one. Dudes like

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the enhanced fugitsa scale expert.

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Which is what they use to measure tornadoes.

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Dudes like us, I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. And it turns out we're both right.

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It is based on wind speed and the result of the damage on

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the ground. So you could have a tornado going

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300 miles an hour but if there's no damage it's a what?

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It's pathetic. It's an F1. So is that kind of like if

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a tree falls in the middle of a forest it doesn't make a noise. Right. So you'd have this

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three mile wide thing but if it's out in the middle of the field. It's a huge red oak that's 12 feet

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diameter just because it's out in the middle of nowhere it gets no. No no no.

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When they measure damage. What do they call it? No Riz? No Riz?

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Is that a new word at least? Oh boy. I don't know what that word is. Is that a Gen X

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term? Yeah. Or Gen Z term. Are you Gen Zing us right now? Hey dude I've got a little

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urban dictionary that relates to the Gen now. Oh because you

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have to relate to the people you work with? Well I mean I have to communicate with our kids. We

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have to be able to connect to our kids at some point. You know. You just talk to them. And you're going to do it by

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Gen Zing them? Yo no new Riz in it. God seriously?

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Hey man let's dip. Let's uh. What dad?

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Shut up. I know it sounds. You're old. It sounds awkward trying to talk like that.

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Just like it is you know those actors on the show Airplane.

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You know the speaking jive. Speaking jive. I was like really what is that?

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Well it's just like the old folks you know they'll have oh look at that whipper snapper.

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We don't say that anymore. No. Well they don't. I do too. I do too.

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I say that. Who are you talking about? I say it all the time. But it's almost tongue in cheek.

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I'm acting like way older than I am when I say it. Right. You young whippersnapper.

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Newsflash. We're getting old. Yeah we are that.

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We're getting older. I'm sure some of the other listeners out there will be like shut up. You have

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no idea. Well you know what? I'm at a point in my life where

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Whatever it is. Not me. I feel like I'm 17 again. 17 huh?

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tanks. My heel. My knees and ankles are cracking.

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skydive and cliff dive when we're 70. We gotta do that now.

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snow skiing sometime. Snow skiing? I'm not now. What do you mean? You've never

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Guadalupe man. We're like I know let's go down again. You know

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we go down again and we get on. I think we trade in the raft or something.

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Yay! We were staying at the Marriott Courtyard. It's a nice place. That's smart.

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Frickin I take a beer out. I don't even think I opened it. I think I set

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pillow. But yeah that was right. And plus you know I could tell

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stellar deal on the hotel. Yeah. Stellar was like thirty nine dollars a night.

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the river's cold. Year round it's like fifty sixty degrees. Fifty five

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trying to figure out how we're going to get down the river. Yeah we got choices and you know

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come on Jeff and I are like we're going to have man. And so we got the

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a couple of times. But the first time first of all the Guadalupe River has a

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bunch of huge boulders in it all the way down. I don't know if you guys have been in there but it's

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safe. Well I mean it is what it is. I mean it's like you could step on huge rock

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all the way. They're under the water. Oh I see. They're under the water. Oh yeah. Yeah so I mean

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you could step down you know 12 inches and you're standing on a rock. Well

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on the other side drops down 12 feet you know. Yes. And it's hard to

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right here. It feels freaking great you know. And he was like no. Were you

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setting him up. I was setting him up. Oh my god. And so you know imagine

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testing the water first you know he's dangling that little big toe of his.

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That was strange to see. It's like a fucking wall of sand.

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It's right there. He's like dude I reached down 12 inches. It wasn't there. It's like you're just

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going to have to take a leap of faith. It's there. I promise.

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Oh yeah. I learned my lesson. Paul. What an asshole. He steps over the edge.

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I disappear. It was literally. I heard a

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bloop. He's gone. I did. I went all the way

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under. He's gone. He's gone. And the look on his face.

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Oh you reemerge and you're like asshole.

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Hulkman mad. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff are you okay? There is

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no Jeff. I'll be soon. Then he had to fight

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to get back into the damn raft. Oh yeah. That was the other thing.

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It's like pulling a walrus on a boat. You know trying to get over the edge.

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Like Jesus. Yeah you got to grab by the bottom of the short

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and pull him in. Grabbed him by his Chewbacca hair. Pulling him up.

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or we all did. Yeah Jeff and I went. Oh went in Utah. Oh yeah. Jeff and I

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went together. No we've never been to Utah. It was Tahoe. I thought Tahoe

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is Utah. It's California. California Nevada. What the fuck?

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Really? It straddles the California. All this time I thought Tahoe was in Utah. No my dad

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lived in Nevada outside of Tahoe. What the fuck? I've never heard. Where have I been?

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Right here. Colorado. So right. California.

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On the border of California and Nevada. Pull up a map Mr. Producer to help

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him visualize this. Oh shit. That's crazy. Yes you know where

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Nevada has that point in the middle.

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quite a bit larger. Yeah zoom out there. There we go. All right yep United States.

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Definitely United States. California. It's right there at that Nevada bend.

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the. At the bend. I see the bend where it starts to get curved like a

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diagonal line down. Yes. All right keep going west. No you're in

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Utah now. Yeah I know keep going west. You need to go way west.

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There we go. Down down down. There it is. There it is.

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Okay look at that. Look at that lake in the middle. That lake right there. Not that one. No the one

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at the curve. There it is. That's it. That's Tahoe right there. No shit. All right.

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That's Tahoe. Yes. Okay all right so you guys did

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Whitewater rafting on what's that river then? We did it. No we didn't do it in

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the lake. We did it in the American River which is in California which is in the

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mountains. Oh. So it's fancy. Yeah it's the American River.

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It's going to be off to the west some Austin. You drive for a while to get there?

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I don't know exactly where it's at. I want to type in American River. Yeah. Okay. Well regardless

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they had a they had a cool system too. I mean I've never.

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I don't think I'd sit in the front. I think I sat in the front for I don't know half

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the trip maybe then Preston took it over. Yeah. It's a lot of responsibility

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sitting in the front. It can be dangerous too man. I mean there are people that. It can be.

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People that don't mean that they pass away on these things. I mean

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to take to maneuver what we were supposed to do. Yeah I think you and

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Brandon were up front. Yeah. And I was like

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fuck me. And then Preston was like I could take it Mr. Football Player.

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I could be just like Brandon. He gets up there and I might get in the back. That's

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great because he's already broke Julie's nose. So we just want to. This was the last.

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That was in Colorado. So yeah Julie just hung out the back and let us do everything.

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She was enjoying the ride. So. And Mr. Producer was there and I'll tell you what Mr.

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Producer did that I've never seen in my fucking life. What's that? He gets up

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on the back of the boat. I'm sitting in the front right and he just kind of walks up. Hey what's going on?

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Does a little dive and front flip right in the water. I was like holy shit.

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On purpose. The wheels are off. I was looking at. While you guys were like

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paddling and going down the river. No no we had pulled over for the side for a second. Okay.

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We came up to a section he goes if you. This is a section where if you guys want to hop out

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and ride these rapids down on your back. This is where you do it.

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Okay it was a safe place to do that. It was a safe place. And you were wearing a vest right? Yes.

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He probably had a helmet on. Yeah we're all wearing all that stuff. So we all pile out

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except my wife. So we all pile out and ride these rapids down there maybe a hundred

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yards maybe. If thank God the boys were there.

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a chore. Well look at Brandon. He was playing football.

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He was 300 pounds. He's a big dude. So he didn't get stuck.

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him up and then Brandon pulled us up. What do they call it when a ship gets

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breached. Not beached or breached. Is it like when you're on the.

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It was a blast. You know we went through. Now it wasn't like level four rapids.

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one. And it dropped maybe five foot it felt

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like. And Brandon's in the front. So Brandon's 300 right? Damn yeah.

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it looked like. It just like crunched inward like a can crushing.

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going on forced the front out. Oh boy. So it was like it was.

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in a crunch and bam we were launched out the front. And I remember Brandon and I hitting

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face to face. And I was like hi. You know. Yeah you lose a little control

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sometimes. And that happened when we were in Colorado. We went down the Colorado

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I believe. And that's when Prest was with us up when we went to Colorado Springs.

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This was the first time we had done it. And that's when my wife's nose got broken.

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bloody nose. Oh damn. She was picking it and Preston

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accidentally went back and smacked it. You know how you get your fingernail a little too far.

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And our guide was not as good as the guy in the one in California.

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And you'll get stuck. And then. Yes. And you're supposed to just ride it down. And that's

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the problem. Until people can get you back in the boat. You just get on your back. Feet up.

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We're going down this thing. And everyone was like there's one spot that is

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if we're going to tip it's where it's going to happen. Okay. And you see

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it coming. And it's. And there's no stopping it. And they're like you know we try to go around

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the hole. Yeah. And everybody's like paddling as quickly. And the guy is screaming.

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He's like paddle paddle paddle left or whatever it was. And he's back there

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doing this. We completely hit that hole 100 percent.

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And it was like Sean said but this was worse. It went like this.

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And then you all got dumped. The guide basically ended up.

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The guy was as big as Brandon was. He was a big dude. Yeah. Well this was in Colorado. This guy was a

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small guy. Yeah. The one in California was a big dude. Oh.

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because everybody was bored like five feet. Her face

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went to the back of Preston's helmet. Oh no. And this is where

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they take all the pictures. Oh yeah. So so all of a sudden you see you see

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that she's going like this. You could see her like this. And then a few pictures

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later you start seeing blood everywhere. And but I think the boat

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bent when this happened. And somehow

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I almost went out. Brandon almost went out. Brandon grabbed

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me. Nobody got dumped. I grabbed him. We were both going out.

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it was it was that was the worst. It was bad in California.

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But it can be heart pounding. It was bad. And I'm thinking if we went out in this spot right here

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it would have been a mess because it just kind of churns. Right. You know over

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and over on itself. And anyway it was a lot of fun.

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I think there's a special name for that. It does happen. I mean

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we pulled over because they saw Julie was bleeding everywhere

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so they pulled over and they had some tampons and they stuck tampon up her nose. Are you serious?

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Yeah 100 percent. God. Man how big were her nostrils?

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The tampons are. They're tiny little. They're extra small. They're not girthy.

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For like for like campsters or something. Is that what they put in cats?

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They're hamster tampons. They put in the little domestic

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actually if you have a really bad nose but those are actually really good because they're built to absorb blood.

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All right. They are. They're built to absorb blood. You're right.

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So anyway then we finished. Oh I guess that's why they put them in bullet hole wounds.

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You can. Do they? Are you being serious? Yeah I recall seeing that now.

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I recall and I was like what the hell. Was that on Save It Private Ryan? I don't recall what it was but

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he basically took the whole thing you know it's like a little capsule tube section

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and it kind of injects the thing in there and he kind of.

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Yeah I can see that working. I mean the idea is to absorb the blood stop the bleeding right?

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Yeah and it worked. So anyway so that was fun. Yeah Tahu's a blast.

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But yeah the Whitewater Raptor we've done it a couple times and it's a lot of fun.

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It's a lot of fun. Plus being out there you know the

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sounds out there I mean I like it. You know being out in nature.

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Yeah. I mean something about the rapids and how the water's crashing around you.

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We got some really good pictures too. We defined. The bears out in the forest ready to eat you.

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Where are all those pictures?

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That's a good question. I know I have them. They're really good. They're some really good ones.

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Yeah. You're right when you're engaging nature like that it's

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you know it makes the whole experience that much more. It's one thing to just kind of

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stand around and look at stuff but you're like you know you're paddling

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down this river or you're running from bears. What I don't get is

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which I've done that which what I don't get is. Run from bears?

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Yeah. When we were at Tahoe. Oh that's right.

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I had. You're not supposed to feed the bears. No we didn't. They're on the other side of a creek.

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I didn't run from them. They're on the other side of the creek. They easily could have

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jumped over and came. Yeah but they don't want you.

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They want their eating. They wanted your kids. Yeah well yeah. Steven was maybe

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probably two. My wife

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was old. Steven. And I was ready to grab Brandon and scatter

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out of there. Anyway what I don't understand is when you see these people who

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go into these nature parks that you drive through and you see

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them get out. Oh yeah. And try to interact with the

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buffalo or whatever. The giraffe. Whatever.

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You're supposed to stay in the car. When they end up getting gored or stomped on or

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something like that. There was one video I watched where a giraffe reached into like the sun roof

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or no it was like a it was like a jeep I guess and it reached in and

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grabbed a hold of some toddler's shirt and

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started to lift it out of the car and the mom grabbed the kid

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and pulled it out of its teeth. It's crazy. I mean

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you never know. I mean I'm sure it wasn't trying to kill it or eat it. There's all kinds of stores like

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that. You know animals, cheetahs ripping off mirrors and tearing off the

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trim around the windows trying to get in and people being stupid.

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I don't know what it is. I don't know. They get out of the car and then we get a little closer and then

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all of a sudden you hear the theme song.

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It swoops down on some geriatric demon.

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Rips them apart. Dude it always freaked me out. The damn emus and the ostriches.

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They can kill you. They're so beady eyed and the ostrich is

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so fucking big. The head. I'm just waiting for it to just like just

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freaking mar my face. They have those claws and they get there and they just gut your ass.

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Well I mean this is I'm in the car but I mean it's sticking its head in the car and

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it's trying to get my food out of my hand or whatever. I'm just thinking at a moment's

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notice it could just totally blind me.

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I'm just like damn. They're all making fun of me. The family is making fun of me because I'm backing away from

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the emu which looks like creepy as shit man. Emus are fucking creepy.

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Totally. So anyway.

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Think of your nightmares Paul. The emu. Kind of. I mean you're talking about it's fossil rim right?

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The one that's. Yeah yeah. Oh god we've done that like probably

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half a dozen times. Look at that emu right here. Oh the creepy man.

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Those eyes. Freaking looks like a lady bug eyeballs. You cannot trust

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something that looks like that. There's no way. Emu fun facts

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for kids. Stay away. They will poke you. So there I mean

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there are people that raise emus for the oil. You can eat them as well.

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Oh I'm not on board. Is it like beaver

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buckland oil? You eat chicken don't you? And turkey what's different? It's a bird.

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I've had ostrich. Are we going to have an emu night?

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not against it. I'm kind of curious what eats you know kind of kind of. Well I mean

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what the hell. Why would I be picky about that? Where would we buy ground emu?

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Kind of like turkey. Maybe. Probably. I don't know.

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I bet you it's turkey like. I've had ostrich burgers. Imagine those turkey legs. It's very lean.

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Mr. Producer you can move on from that picture. Thank you.

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Alright so look up food made with emu.

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Emu meat. Emu meat.

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I'm sure there's ground emu and I'm sure there's emu steaks.

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Oh wow emu meat and well you know they've got. Emu sausage.

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So it kind of looks like a small. Like steak?

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Pork loin. Yeah. The picture I see. They're not that small. That's exactly what I'm showing

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right there. Looks like steak. Yeah it kind of does.

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It looks good in the picture but when you think about it maybe. I'm in.

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I'd try it. I would try it. Why not? That's canine craving

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farm life. That's for dogs. But I don't think people raise.

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That nice grilled steak is not for a dog. But see where it says canine craving

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farm free. Oh I don't know. But I don't think

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people raise emus for the meat primarily. I think they

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raise it for the. To keep burgers out. What kind of oil?

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Like to fry popcorn in and shit?

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I don't know. It's something. It's emu oil or something.

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Help me out here. Emu oil? Is it like a

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hair moisturizer? Put in why do

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people raise emus. That would be like the. See?

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It's derived from body fat harvested for certain subspecies of the emu.

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The dramesias convictum whole lot of the day.

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The flightless bird indigenous to Australia.

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It's a dietary supplement. Interesting. So it moisturizes your face, body, and

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skin. Lose weight and lower cholesterol. Prevents

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skin aging. It decreases inflammation.

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Improves wounds, scars, and sun damage. There you go. Reduces.

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This is given for Jeff. Reduces nipple sensitivity. I know how you complain whenever you

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wear those certain shirts. I do have that. You gotta put pasties on because it rubs it so

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hard. Yeah, I know. I repels bugs.

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What is it? That's good for you. Keeps the flight fleas away.

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What's it smell like? And it helps hair and nails. Man, I don't know.

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Sounds like there's a lot of wonderful things. Yeah, I guess that's why they would farm.

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It's a it's a off white creamy texture to a thin yellow liquid.

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Sounds like us. Yeah, something gross. I don't know. That could be

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a bedroom oil comes out of my dick. Well, wow.

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What are you talking about? That's what Sean was going to say. No. Probes. Hold on.

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Looks like olive oil. Did you seriously? I just got him a yellow flag. I'll back you on that.

423
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I have. I mean, if you want to talk. Challenge on this.

424
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000
No, there's no challenge on this. Do I? Don't I have any cards?

425
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,000
What happened to my little set? I got mine. There's a set right here, you blind son of a bitch.

426
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,000
What the hell's wrong with you? Alright, I'll get ready for that. It's too late. It's lost its

427
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000
We haven't thrown cards in a while. Alright, well. Well, we have

428
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000
soccer cards, yellow and red cards whenever we got to hold ourselves accountable, which

429
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000
they constantly have. And Paul brought a contestant flag.

430
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,000
A little referee flag. Yeah, my red flag. How do we? I'm not sure how we got on

431
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,000
emus. So we were talking about it was the

432
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000
trips to the zoo, California backing up whitewater rafting

433
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,000
and the trips to a fall

434
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Jeff falling into the water, which was awesome, which is what I wanted to focus on,

435
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,000
was him falling into that water. Well, he didn't fall. He jumped on your

436
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000
instruction. Yes. Yeah, which was, you know, you know that game you play at the office

437
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,000
where they say they trust, right, and you're supposed to just fall

438
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,000
back and somebody will be there. You feel miserably at that. No, no, no.

439
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Look, I was doing him a favor. You know why? Because

440
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Jeff appeared to me like

441
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,000
he was preoccupied.

442
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000
A lot of stress was going on. Yeah. And

443
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000
I was like, man, he's not going to talk about it. Oh, he needed something to take

444
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
him up. I gotta loosen him up. What is going to change the direction of this? Because he was

445
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,000
like, we're in this fucking raft and I'm with Sean.

446
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Look at him. What the fuck? I mean, and so I

447
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000
made him happy for him. Like a hypothermia borderline drowning event

448
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000
would get him out of that. No, no, no. He wasn't even near that. There's a little

449
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000
rope around the boat. He held tightly. He's like a baby with the rattle.

450
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
We're in the rapids or anything.

451
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000
He just disappeared. But dude, you hear the stories of people like

452
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,000
there'll be on a pontoon boat in Lake Lewisville and they jump in the water and don't

453
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000
ever come back. Now, could I have jumped off of my... What the hell? Well, I could have seen if you jumped off,

454
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000
could my foot have gotten jammed and stuck? Like a bear trap at the bottom of the

455
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000
river? Well, just rocks. And you get in there and you're like, fuck.

456
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000
I don't know how it happens. I don't know how it happens.

457
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
How people jump in the water and just don't come out. Gators. I don't get it.

458
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000
No, really. It's crazy. I mean, and these are people that know how to swim. So what the fuck

459
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000
is happening? That's what happened. When you say don't come out, meaning they disappear.

460
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,000
That's right. They literally never surface. They drown. Yeah, that is odd.

461
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,000
It's the strangest thing ever. What's down there? Is there a

462
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,000
current or something? No. There's a lot of trees. Well, all these are

463
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000
man-made. So there's a bunch of trees. True. Could they have gone down there

464
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,000
and got stuck in the trees? Very unfortunately. I guess.

465
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I guess. I don't know. It's bizarre. It's bizarre.

466
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
And there's also alligators in Lake Louisville. There are not. Yes, there is.

467
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I don't like to hear the sound of that. Yeah, it's definitely...

468
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
You know what? There was. I think they hunted them down and killed

469
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000
them like the crocodiles they are. Nice. Alligators. Alligators.

470
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Alligators are freshwater crocodiles, all saltwater.

471
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Yes. I forgot. So not only do I know the EF scale of

472
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000
tornadoes, I also am a crocodile alligatorologist.

473
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000
God bless an authority. Yes. Sort of like Austin on

474
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Oktoberfest night. Oh, is he an authority on something?

475
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000
He was the authority on something. Oh, tell us about this authority that he was.

476
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,000
So, downtown McKinney 2024 is the

477
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
annual Oktoberfest. That's right. It was Saturday. It was fun.

478
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Dudes like us usually go out there and we represent.

479
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000
We walk around, kind of chat with people and say hello. And they got the polka band going?

480
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000
They did. So we were at a filtered coffee shop

481
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
in the front and there was a large stage out there where they had the polka band playing.

482
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,000
This year I was actually quite pleased with the selection. That polka band, I'm not a polka band aficionado,

483
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000
but they were actually really good. They were really good. Compared to last years,

484
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000
they had some acapella jazz thing going on. I'm like, what?

485
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,000
They did get the memo that it's Oktoberfest and they've got this thing going on.

486
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I guess somebody bailed at the last minute or something. There was a whole team.

487
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,000
These guys were really good. Very excited about that. And they played all day, which means that

488
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I arrived, actually it was like 12 to 5. It was a long set.

489
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000
So they'd play for 45 minutes, take 15 minutes off, and they did that all

490
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
day long. And they were great. Yeah, they were. They played a lot of

491
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,000
inter-mashups. There were two bands. There were two different bands.

492
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,000
You're talking about the very last band? The last band was Crowd Brave or

493
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000
something like that. Yeah, the second band. They were great. I love the fact that they were,

494
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I mean the whole event is everybody's walking around with those big mugs of beer and having a great time.

495
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Yeah, and these guys every once in a while... Ice-colored beer and

496
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,000
your sausage. Right. But they would call out,

497
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000
I guess there's like this call of this time to drink. So I don't know, they would go

498
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Tiki-taki-tiki-taki. Oi, oi, oi, oi. Right?

499
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
And then what was the other one? Proust! That's like telling us cheers.

500
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Then he would say, Proust! Proust! I think he got some on the

501
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000
heat lamp. What the hell is it called? Novel lamp. That's pretty cool though.

502
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000
That was fun. Everybody was toasting and so many smiley,

503
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
happy people. We were at Downtown McKinney in front of the filtered coffee shop

504
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
218 East Louisiana Street. And we kind of commandeered the...

505
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
In front of these stops along Louisiana Avenue, they have a little

506
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000
fenced off, real route-on-gate fenced off area. Yeah.

507
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Which allows like maybe 12 by 12 space in there. Like a little patio area. And inside that little

508
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
square, we had beer that we were selling and we had our dudes like

509
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:56,000
us woodcrafting stuff up there. Yeah. And it did pretty well.

510
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Yeah, we got some sales. I was pleased.

511
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,000
And that's really a great thing considered.

512
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,000
We didn't do a whole lot to prep and we didn't have a tremendous amount of

513
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,000
set up. I think it's kind of... whatever. So we were excited. We got our

514
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
stuff out there. We sold a couple products and we had a blast. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

515
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,000
You guys sold a lot of beer too, man. We had a record

516
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,000
day in sales at that location. I think it was because of

517
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
the get your ice cold beer here. Well, we did very well

518
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
out in the front regarding the sales as a team.

519
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000
I mean, it's really... they were hopping inside. They had a lot of stuff going on. We did sell more

520
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000
than we normally sell. And we got rid of all the

521
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000
beer because we were trying to deplete all of our inventory.

522
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Or did you go on a sale towards the end? Yeah, we started dropping the price towards the end.

523
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Like ridiculous. And people were like, oh, two dollar beers. Oh, let's go

524
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,000
for that. And so they got like vanilla porters.

525
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000
I'll take 10. Let's take these beers and let's get to the chopper.

526
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Get to the chopper. That's what I said. I kept yelling that out.

527
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Get to the chopper and have some beer.

528
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000
So retarded. So dumb. It's not even Germany. It's Austrian. But it was a lot of fun.

529
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
And I got to wear my Liederhosen.

530
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Oh, that you did. You said that you were pleased with them.

531
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000
They're a little frumpy. But you got happy in that little

532
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000
outfit. You were engaged with the crowd.

533
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I got to tell you, there's a couple of things going on here. Number one, I was drinking.

534
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Yeah. I don't know how many drinks I had.

535
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
You know, it was kind of a soft little warm up.

536
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000
I started the day off. I didn't drink for a while. And then my brother was like, oh, we're going to

537
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000
sell these vanilla porter beers now for two bucks. And I was like, really?

538
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000
That's when I got there. That is exactly when I got there because you guys are talking about, yeah, they're selling them

539
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000
for two dollars. He was kind of tasty. And I said, Austin, could you bring me

540
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000
one Stein, please? Einstein, Einstein, one cold

541
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
beer. Einstein. It did sound like that. Yeah. Yes.

542
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
So Einstein means one beer. Well, no, Einstein

543
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Stein is the mug. Okay.

544
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Einstein, I think Stein, bitter, one Stein, please.

545
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Yeah, really? That's not part of the I think your

546
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,000
German is a little rusty. Well, anyway, so he comes back

547
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000
and he's like, Austin got snuckered. I think he had a total

548
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000
almost four Steins, three and a half signs. I think they finished the last one,

549
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000
but it was ridiculous. So you don't remember much of that. That's right. Anyways,

550
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,000
they had no alcohols. Austin, Austin ended up drinking a little bit more

551
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,000
than he should. I think he went down to the arcade. He has some sort of drink called Sub Zero. I don't know what that

552
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,000
is, but drinking a Sub Zero is like high energy.

553
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Those are so bad. But you know, like sugar in there,

554
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
but you drink that and he was like, dude, I was playing Pac-Man and I woke up in bed the next time. I mean,

555
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,000
next thing I think I remember is right. But regardless, you know, I

556
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000
saw him when he came back from the arcade because we're still still selling beer out the front

557
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000
and I was still coherent. So I was like, Hey, Austin, and he's kind of walking by

558
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
going home now. So they

559
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,000
she drove. Everybody became German that day. Huh? Exactly. What time do you guys

560
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,000
end up leaving?

561
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Maybe. And then we stopped at Whataburger. I don't know if you remember that.

562
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I do now. Did I get some? No, I did. I eat a fry. You ate a double

563
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000
a number two and I encourage you. I encourage you to get a number. I got

564
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,000
a number one and he was like a number two and I was like,

565
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
and I was like, you don't need a number two. Get a number one. He was like, fuck

566
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,000
you. I think I did. You did. You got you like, don't fight.

567
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Me.

568
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Basically how the whole thing went down and the whole time she was like, Oh, my

569
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,000
God. And I'm like, Oh, my God, this is the best burger ever.

570
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Now that I remember it, I don't eat Whataburger with five. If I'm going to have to go

571
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
eat fast food, it's going to be water. It's the best. It is good.

572
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:08,000
There is something about it. It's tartness. It's just fantastic. So we met.

573
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I had a good time in that last band and I apologize. I wish I would remember the name of that.

574
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000
I wish I would remember both the names out there. I'd give shout outs, man. But the October Fest

575
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000
in downtown McKinney, 2024, a stand up show all day

576
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
long. I had a blast. Yeah, it was really cool. Jeff came out. You came out. Chuck came out.

577
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
The Chuckster. Chuck came out and hung out with us for a while. It was a lot of fun.

578
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, it was cool. It was good times. I mean, that's what the fall's all about, right?

579
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Doing these different, you know, we're starting to cool off a little bit, right? We're starting to do

580
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000
more events like that. You know what? I think I'm going to

581
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,000
video Sean dancing to some of those songs. Oh, there's no way we can do that.

582
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:48,000
So what does Jeff do? He freaking does. I don't know if he live streamed or just posted it, but regardless,

583
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,000
he should have live streamed it. It was on the Internet, me doing

584
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:56,000
whatever the fuck that was. You were polka dancing. Dude, I look like a fat retard

585
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000
looking for a TV. It was like, what the, I'll tell you what

586
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,000
the one thing I did is, which was kind of cool, was my stamina. Did you see me jumping out there?

587
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000
My, my. You came back very proud. You're like, my trampoline's working. Yeah.

588
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Hey, man, look, my trampoline is working. My jumping is working all day long.

589
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Fuck, I feel it. I was out there. 10 foot vertical leap. Yeah, you were

590
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000
too. It was awkward. It was awkward.

591
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Everybody's kind of jumping normally and you were like,

592
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Look at that fat guy go. It's like, wow, he's good.

593
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000
That trampoline is something else. Hey, man, I endorse

594
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
the trampoline. I recommend everyone should get a, are you still doing it every day?

595
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,000
I do it every single day. Good for you. Every single day. The name of that band is called

596
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
the brave combo. Brave combo. Is that the latter of the two?

597
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,000
That's the last one. Last one. I Googled top polka bands

598
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
and that was the first one that came up. Nice. So there were people there that

599
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,000
shared that, uh, what's the name of that band again? Sorry. Brave combo.

600
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000
They shared that brave combo. They follow them around the world.

601
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Oh, wow. I don't, I mean, that's crazy. That's the second band. Cause the first band

602
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
somebody was saying was their fourth, they were the rated fourth in the

603
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000
something. I don't know if it was the city or the state or both bands were super

604
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000
They were really good. You know, they had their unique spin. The last one had

605
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,000
a unique, they were just a little bit more electric. You know, they had a,

606
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,000
they were just a little bit more commercialized. They had the bass player, the guitar player. Yeah. The first

607
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
one was more traditional. Yeah. But the last one,

608
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000
yeah. The tuba that was huge. That really makes a great noise.

609
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Okay. So

610
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000
we were a little silly that night. I was at least, I ended up leaving

611
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000
my bourbon flask there. You left it there? Yeah. Well, Ryan

612
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
picked it up. My brother picked it up. So he put it in the office for me. I'll, uh,

613
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
well, to be fair, you left kind of in a rush because

614
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000
I was leaving and you were like, shit, I don't have a ride home because you were expecting

615
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Tara to be there or maybe, or something happened and you're like, shit, I need to go with,

616
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
you know, Paul and Shelley. And so you kind of, you were scrambling to leave. That's probably why

617
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000
you didn't have a second to collect your gatherings or gather your collect,

618
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000
what am I trying to say? Your stuff. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. So anyway,

619
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000
but speaking of fall, we also have Halloween coming up right around the corner.

620
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000
And Tara has announced that the theme of the party is

621
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
video games. Yeah. So I already know, I already know

622
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
what Shelley and I are going to do and I'm not, I'm just going to be a total surprise, but I'm excited.

623
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I'm actually for the first time going to put some effort into a costume and like

624
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000
have it be a good time. I've never, I've never really done that.

625
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
What? Why are you laughing?

626
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Ding, ding, ding. It's funny. What's wrong? What's happening? I was hearing Jeff's phone.

627
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Oh, what's happening? Are you? My sister were

628
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
closing on the house. Oh, that's right. We're closing on the house. The

629
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
buyer signed it today and they're closing tomorrow.

630
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Exciting. Which I guess is the funding, right? Yeah, finally, finally, finally.

631
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000
So there's questions are like, well, where's the garage door opener? So I was like, they're in

632
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000
the house somewhere. Look in the kitchen drawers, look in the laundry room,

633
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000
look in the garage. Wow. I don't know where they're at. Of all the things to worry about. Yeah.

634
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000
I guess, you know, it's the thing. So that's

635
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000
she's. So there's some loose ends that you're needing to scramble to answer. Right.

636
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
And she stresses about that stuff. They're in the glove box of the car that you brought back.

637
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
No, I left them all there. I left them all there.

638
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
I'm not sure. I would have sent them. I would have emailed or mailed them to them.

639
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
But no, they stayed there. But yeah, we're closing or not.

640
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
We have the dotery went to my sister's house in Ohio.

641
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
This was on Saturday. You actually listen to a good portion

642
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000
of it because she conference me in. Oh, God. And

643
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,000
it's a stressful thing. Yeah, I would just say that it is. It is stressful.

644
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
And so she signed it Saturday. They signed it

645
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000
today. And I guess the official closing is tomorrow,

646
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
which means we should be funded or we should have the money by the end of the week.

647
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Fantastic. So we're throwing a big time party, aren't we? I hope.

648
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
I won't. Yeah, the money will be up there. I won't

649
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
have access to it quite yet, but so much for a party.

650
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Well, you know what? It's I'm glad that the next step is gone.

651
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Move yourself towards closure. When we walked in here, you know, you're like you mentioned, I think

652
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
at the beginning of the party, going through your dad's stuff. You know, you got a bunch of his memorabilia

653
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,000
that you're pulling out. I'm sure it's quite emotionally

654
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,000
jarring just to walk into that and go through that like, wow,

655
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000
wow. And you can probably get a flood of memories. What is I stuck

656
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000
it. They're all in boxes. I stuck at the study and I just left them there for, I don't know,

657
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000
what did I get back in June? Yeah. So I've just finally cracked them open and

658
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,000
started going through it because I need to sort it, really decide, do I need to keep this? Do I need

659
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000
to toss it? And then I'm going to stick it in the attic. You know, it's not something

660
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000
that, you know, if it's pictures

661
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000
and stuff, then I'll pick those and I'll hang them on the wall and stuff. Yeah, sure. I have a problem

662
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
throwing away, like I found my dad's all my dad's work accolades, all

663
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,000
the rewards and everything. I'm like, do you just toss that?

664
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Like attendance record. Right. His clocks every time he clocked in.

665
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Time cards. No, all the awards he got.

666
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
All the write ups in the newspaper and all that stuff. You're like,

667
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
you know, do you toss that and just basically throw his entire

668
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I know. It's tough. It would be kind of cool if

669
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,000
I mean, these are great questions because it's almost like it should be a

670
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000
service out there that can go through things. I'm going to say rummage

671
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,000
because that's not process is probably a better word. And process that

672
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,000
stuff, digitize those types of things where you have a memory of it. You know,

673
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
maybe you don't need it as tangible. I don't know. What are you passing down to the kids? Well, that's what

674
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I told Lee Steven because he's here with me. I was like, well, I'm going to box this stuff, stick it in the attic

675
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,000
and you're going to get it. You and your brother, the guys dry

676
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,000
rod up there. Well, I don't know where else to stick it, you know, and

677
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,000
yeah, basically you're now it's not a lot.

678
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Basically, it's I'm just kicking the responsibility down the line.

679
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I told him I said you're kicking the can down the right. I don't want to throw it away.

680
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Maybe they're far enough away from it. I mean, they love their grandfather.

681
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000
They knew him very well. I could feel that. Maybe. But and the top part

682
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000
is discerning what's important and what isn't right. We were sitting here. My

683
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000
father kept all you know how when you send out a letter for Christmas, your

684
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
end of the year letter, right? Well, he received all these end of the year letters from

685
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
all for everybody on his Christmas list and it was a big Christmas list. So

686
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I'm going through there and I'm like I cared about the stuff he wrote, but I didn't care about

687
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,000
the stuff from the people I didn't know. Right. Right. Right. So here I am creating a pile of

688
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000
trash and they're like, whoa, my siblings like, whoa, wait a second.

689
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Who is this from? And they're reading every paper and all this kind of you can't.

690
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I was like, dude, we can't go crazy with this. Mom or dad

691
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
didn't even write this. Right. This is exactly that has nothing to do with them. It has their name on it. That's it.

692
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
So I got to tell you something that was funny. So we were in the study, which was the hardest room to

693
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000
go through. Right. And oh, there was the filing cabinets full of folders

694
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
and stuff. I pull out a folder. Okay. And I'm going through it and it's stacks

695
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
and stacks of receipts. Right. And I'm like, I'm thinking

696
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
when you keep receipts, I'm thinking it's like for a big ticket item.

697
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Right. It's the receipt for the for the refrigerator.

698
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Right. Or something that you think that you're you need the receipt because if something goes wrong, you're going to

699
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
take it back or whatever. Right. So I'm going through these receipts. One of them was

700
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,000
my mom bought a 7-Up and a meatloaf at the country club.

701
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
And I, so I did like 1980. That was

702
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000
the theme. That was the theme for the rest of the weekend. I would, I would

703
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
dollar forty cents. I would yell out to the group, guys, guys, meatloaf

704
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,000
in a 7-Up receipt here. Yeah. I mean, so it was just crazy. I mean, but I'm

705
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000
sure the ball. Yeah. I was throwing away all that again. I was throwing away all that shit. But

706
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000
anyway, it was what my parents kept. I wonder if that's a generational thing because

707
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
my dad had some extremely old

708
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:12,000
paperwork, right, like extremely old paperwork where I'm just like, wow,

709
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
why do you still have this? Right. You know, I was I go, I went scorched

710
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,000
scorched earth on a lot of that stuff. But anyway, we have a don't we have a

711
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,000
bourbon? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were about to. Well, I was going to bounce

712
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,000
back for a second. Let's do that. We've got a couple minutes.

713
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
We were talking about your outfit for the Halloween that you were going to

714
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000
dive in. So, I mean, no, no, no

715
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,000
hints, no hints, no hints. Video games. So it's video game. That's the theme.

716
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Well, it's actually 80s video games. I'm good with that, too.

717
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,000
My idea still applies.

718
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
It's going to be great. I can't wait to design it and build. I was actually

719
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
asking a chat GPT, how would I build this? It is so

720
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000
resourceful, man. He was telling me all the hardware I needed and

721
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
I kind of envisioned it anyway, but I was like, oh, I didn't think about that. Interesting.

722
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I need hardware for my costume. That's the only hint I'll give you. Millipede.

723
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Damn it. Unbelievable. Now I got to pick a new one.

724
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
A hole. Nope, that's not it.

725
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Anyway, have you thought about what you're going to be and what you're going to be?

726
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000
I'm going to wear T-shirts now. I'm going to wear a loincloth

727
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000
and be from Jungle Hunt. Oh, great.

728
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Your junks can be hanging out. You can be like all gyrating on the dance floor.

729
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,000
I can be like, oh, this is going to be a big vine. I'm going to swing from. Oh, perfect.

730
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Do you remember?

731
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I think it was superheroes or something. I don't remember what it was. Do you remember when

732
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000
when Mark was a booger?

733
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,000
What? Mark? Oh, he was a booger.

734
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,000
He was a big, he had a big like he was just a round

735
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
green outfit and he had a long black. It was a hair.

736
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Do you remember that? Oh, it was greatness. It was greatness. He always had really

737
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,000
really well thought out and planned costumes. I've never been good at that.

738
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Me neither. I've never been good at that. He was a booger. I don't know what the team was.

739
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I know. I have time. So, hey, I'm making the commitment

740
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,000
so I'm expecting you both to make the commitment. I commit every year. I know you do.

741
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000
You do. I'm not going to give you shit. You guys are good at it. I struggle with it. I do too.

742
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
It's because you wait until the day of and there's nothing out there.

743
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,000
You have time now. Yes, I'm starting the planning of it this weekend. So

744
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
that tells you how you need to get on it. Start cutting the pieces out of wood. Yes.

745
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000
You have time to paint it, make the shoulder harness. You can make a complete Mandalorian

746
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
outfit before the 1980s video game. But that's not a 1980s video game.

747
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Oh, yeah. Movie maybe. Maybe Star Wars. That's not a

748
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,000
video game either. That video game didn't come out until what? The 90s?

749
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Battlefront? Yeah. When did Battlefront came out? That was good by the way.

750
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000
E.T. was technically an Atari 2600, wasn't it? Well, E.T. is not Star

751
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Wars. What's wrong with you? Who are you right now?

752
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000
So we are... We had Battlefront. And it was

753
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,000
so frustrating because my boys... Oh, I loved it. You would spawn somewhere. I would

754
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000
die and spawn. And then Dillon was Darth Vader. I guess

755
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000
he was Darth Vader. And he made it his

756
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
mission to kill me as fast as possible. And I was like, can you just...

757
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Dillon, this is not fun for me. Can you just go kill... Nope. I would spawn.

758
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Spawn. I was like, how do you know where I am? I don't understand. He goes, there's only

759
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
certain places you can spawn, Dad. I'm like, fuck, man.

760
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,000
He was such a dick. I was like, what the hell?

761
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Mr. Producer, forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't Darth Vader one of those

762
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,000
characters that's kind of like an alt? So you only can have

763
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Darth Vader for a specific amount of time. Oh, yeah. You have to get like a certain number of kills.

764
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,000
And I want to also add to that that anyone can get Darth Vader.

765
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Oh, I couldn't get anything. I couldn't stay alive for 10 seconds.

766
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000
You have to accumulate certain accolades to be able to get that alt to activate.

767
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,000
He kept killing his dad. That's all the accolades. Death, death, death, death, death...

768
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000
And I was like, yas. I was like, I've been killed

769
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000
180 times. What do I get for that? No soup for you!

770
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Anyway, let's talk about the bourbon. Yeah, that's bourbon.

771
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
What do we think about this guys?

772
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
This is an older one that we had.

773
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
There was a lot still in the bottle so I was kind of hesitant.

774
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I think we liked this the first time.

775
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
I'll kind of tell you.

776
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
So it tastes cheap.

777
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
It tastes inexpensive.

778
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Okay? Let's start there. Number one.

779
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Number two. Oh boy.

780
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
It does have a sweet taste to it.

781
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
It's not a bad tasting...

782
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
What is this called?

783
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
It's called...

784
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Black Saddle.

785
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
From the Franklin Distillers. It's called Black Saddle

786
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Bourbon Whiskey.

787
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Was it really aged 12 years?

788
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
It says age 12 years.

789
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I guess that's every bit of what's going on here.

790
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
I don't want to throw stones at this too much right now.

791
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
I want to kind of walk through this.

792
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Now, when I'm tasting, it's

793
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
oily.

794
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
It's oily.

795
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
And it's got legs.

796
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
The viscosity is there for sure.

797
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
The hue...

798
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
It's got an ice hue.

799
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
It does have an ice hue.

800
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
That's because of the age.

801
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
But it's not as dark as I would think for 12 years.

802
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
12 years? That's a long time.

803
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
It should be...

804
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I hate to say this.

805
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
It should be better than it is for 12 years.

806
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Soft minty.

807
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
I taste the mint.

808
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
It's very slight mint to it.

809
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
And it tastes

810
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
watered down to me.

811
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Well, to get to 90 proof, you've got to water it down.

812
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
And that's the problem I have a hard time with.

813
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
I learned that that's not

814
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
always the case.

815
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
It's not always the case.

816
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
I always thought that if it's anything less than

817
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
115, then that means they put water

818
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
in it. Not true.

819
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Sometimes they put it in the barrel at

820
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
112.

821
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
We learned that last week.

822
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Mikters proofs out at 107 or something like that.

823
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Right.

824
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
It comes out of the barrel like that.

825
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
So they add...

826
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
So they take a bottle of Mikters,

827
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
that's 115 hypothetical, 117,

828
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
and they want to dumb it down, but they do it to the barrel?

829
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
No.

830
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
They don't dumb it down at all. So they put it in the barrel

831
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
at 112 proof, and then

832
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
just by natural evaporation

833
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
and what have you.

834
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
It goes down to 107.

835
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Or lower.

836
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
It doesn't always mean that if it's in

837
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
the low

838
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
100s or even the high 90s,

839
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
that they added water to it.

840
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
It does not mean that.

841
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Which gives it a whole new respect.

842
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Because we always had an issue with any bottle

843
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
that has water added to it.

844
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Right?

845
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
So what are we going to write this?

846
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Well first of all, Jeff, you've got some description.

847
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
You said mint... I can't throw a bunch of stuff on there.

848
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
It is sweet.

849
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
It tastes sweet, I taste the mint.

850
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
And there's some traditional bourbon

851
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
shit going on in there.

852
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Some vanillas, that standard shit.

853
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
I do not want to shit on Black Saddle.

854
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
It's 90 proof, it's got a spicy pepper.

855
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
I can taste that now.

856
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I just took another poll right off the front.

857
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
It's peppery in the start.

858
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
And as it closes, I feel the mint.

859
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
I did not enjoy it.

860
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
I did enjoy it.

861
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
I think I'm disappointed because

862
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
of the age statement.

863
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
If I didn't see that,

864
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
I think I would enjoy this.

865
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
If that doesn't make sense.

866
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
You think it should be better at 12 years.

867
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I think it should be. I think it should have a little more oomph to it.

868
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
You know, that could be just a product

869
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
of them either dumbing it down

870
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
or just

871
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
what went in wasn't fantastical.

872
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
It could be the

873
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
type of barrels that they were in.

874
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Who knows?

875
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
What is the barrel?

876
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
It would be kind of nice to know.

877
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Is it white oak? What type of oak is it?

878
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
I mean, is it a whiskey?

879
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Was it a bourbon? It's a bourbon.

880
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
So it's got to be an oak.

881
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Was it a French oak? American oak?

882
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
I'm assuming white oak.

883
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
If they don't tell you, let me put it this way.

884
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
If they don't tell you

885
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
it's some special type of oak, it is white oak.

886
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
You would assume.

887
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
What are we rating it?

888
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
I think I'm going

889
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
five and a half on this.

890
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
That's exactly what I was going to say.

891
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Five point five. That's exactly.

892
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
This is the 90 proofers.

893
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
In the 90 category, I'll give this

894
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
five, six.

895
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
That mickters last week was 90.

896
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Right.

897
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
And it was differently.

898
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Very good.

899
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Five and a half for me.

900
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
I'll give it a little bit more love.

901
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Five, six. I do like it.

902
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
I would get out of bed.

903
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
I'd let it make a sandwich for me

904
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
before it left.

905
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Wow.

906
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
You expect a lot from your bourbon.

907
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Interesting.

908
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
A little hug.

909
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
All right. Well, there you have it.

910
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
That was our bourbon.

911
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
And there's quite a bit left.

912
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
It's not ready for Infinity Bottle, is it?

913
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
No, not yet. I think there's another pour left.

914
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
So for the Dudes Like Us listeners out there,

915
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
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916
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917
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
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918
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Before the show ends,

919
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I wanted to make a few announcements.

920
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Next week, this is the first half of this week's show.

921
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Next week, we have for the first half,

922
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Garrison Brothers will be out.

923
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
And then James will be...

924
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
That's kind of cool, man.

925
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
They'll be representing. We're looking forward to that.

926
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
So if you're listening to this podcast,

927
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
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928
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929
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
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930
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
I just posted, not last week's,

931
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
but two weeks ago. I just posted those today.

932
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
They're good.

933
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
You're talking about Steen and Brian?

934
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
No, there's one before that.

935
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Oh, Lord have mercy.

936
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Oh, okay. I remember the soundbite now.

937
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Horrific. Horrific soundbite.

938
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
I hope you guys enjoy it as much as

939
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
we enjoy saying it.

940
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
I don't know.

941
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
There are so many. I know.

942
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
That's good. What are the words I sent this time?

943
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
It was like...

944
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
or something.

945
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
You were making some weird noise.

946
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Some noises.

947
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Pull it up on your phone. I don't know why.

948
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Here's the problem. Here's the problem.

949
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Every single time we have these soundbites,

950
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
there is totally contextual...

951
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
There's a reason why we make these.

952
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
In addition...

953
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
He sends some crazy ass soundbite with no context

954
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
and it makes it sound like total buffoons.

955
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Which I guess we kind of are.

956
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
But still, the other thing

957
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
is that it's never of himself.

958
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
It's only us. Never.

959
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Here we go. Let's see if you pop this up.

960
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
What is the soundbite?

961
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Oh my God.

962
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Is that me? That's you.

963
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
That's definitely you. That's you.

964
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Dude, that's your voice. That's you.

965
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Why would I do that?

966
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Why would I make that noise?

967
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
I'm laughing like a what? Who?

968
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
I don't know.

969
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I don't understand either.

970
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
God.

971
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
You'll pet that dog.

972
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
I'll pet that dog.

973
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
You and I going back and forth.

974
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Because again,

975
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Jeff insists on never pointing...

976
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
No, I was on that one as well.

977
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
No, I don't believe that one second.

978
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
No.

979
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
I think I heard the last word on that.

980
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
You bitch.

981
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
You did. You said bitch.

982
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
That made us laugh super hard.

983
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
How much time do we have left?

984
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
I don't want to start on a new topic.

985
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
We've got 10 minutes. 15 minutes.

986
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
We haven't talked about the VP debate

987
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
that's going on as we speak.

988
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
That's right. What's the latest on that?

989
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
I don't know.

990
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
I think we all know that

991
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
VP debates don't decide an election.

992
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
But it's kind of

993
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
interesting to hear.

994
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I don't know. It might add some momentum

995
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
to one side or the other, don't you think?

996
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
I don't think so.

997
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
It could add momentum.

998
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
I don't think it is. It's not a game changer.

999
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
I think for the most part, people know who they're going to vote for at this point.

1000
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh, yeah.

1001
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
More than ever, it's already been decided.

1002
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
If you don't know who at this point,

1003
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
you're what? Two months out?

1004
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
One month out.

1005
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
That's a good point.

1006
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
There's always the October surprise.

1007
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
So don't be surprised

1008
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
if something gets dropped.

1009
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
What could that be? There's always

1010
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
one. What could it be?

1011
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Who knows? Is it going to be another bullshit

1012
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
like lawfare against Trump?

1013
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Like another court

1014
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
charging him

1015
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
with something? Or something he

1016
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
said 30 years ago is

1017
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
going to resurface. Yep.

1018
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
They did that on The Five.

1019
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Jessica Cartlove,

1020
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
is that her name?

1021
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
She brought some stuff up.

1022
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Oh, is she the lefty on the show?

1023
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I think she's pretty smart.

1024
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
She's cool. I think she's cool.

1025
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
I don't agree with her

1026
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
policies.

1027
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
The way she attacks is just as bad

1028
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
as the way we attack them.

1029
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
What she said today was

1030
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Donald Trump

1031
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
how he cheats on his wife.

1032
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Oh, come on.

1033
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
They're talking about ethics

1034
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
and comparisons.

1035
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
He said, yeah, yeah, Donald Trump

1036
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
cheats on his wife. Well,

1037
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
you guys said Donald Trump was a Nazi.

1038
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Well, JD Vance said

1039
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
that Donald Trump was a Nazi.

1040
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
So it's basically his childish

1041
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
bullshit. It's just useless

1042
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
banter that gets put out there

1043
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
and we got to listen to it, getting us all

1044
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
charged up and tribal.

1045
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Just stop.

1046
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Stop with that shit.

1047
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
You know what I would love?

1048
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
I would love for

1049
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
a debate for

1050
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
them to have the moderators

1051
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
not just be some nobody.

1052
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I'll run it.

1053
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
And all I'm going to do is I'm going to ask the questions.

1054
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
We'll take a poll. These are the questions

1055
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
that we're going to ask. On the five?

1056
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
No, just for a debate period.

1057
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
I don't care who it is, the president, the vice president.

1058
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
OK, got you. Keep going. So what I would want to do

1059
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
is I'd be a moderator.

1060
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
It doesn't matter who it is because it's not a debate.

1061
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
All you're going to do is ask the questions.

1062
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
And you say, all right.

1063
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Well, no, I'm just

1064
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
saying I will ask all the questions.

1065
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
But what I want to do is I'm going to fact check them right

1066
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
there, not only with the

1067
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
facts, but we're going to show us the video.

1068
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
You know, you know when Trump says

1069
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
hey, you know what, there's good people on both sides.

1070
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Well, down there, Kamala.

1071
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Let's roll the video.

1072
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
And it says exactly what he says.

1073
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
And then when he says, well, she didn't like

1074
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
fracking and then all of a sudden,

1075
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
all right, well, let's listen to all those videos.

1076
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
And then she can have her moderators

1077
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
and maybe she can throw some stuff

1078
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
back at him. Well, you said this. OK.

1079
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Well, you just can't say Trump lies all the

1080
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
time. What does he do? Lie, lie, lie.

1081
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
OK. Well, you're saying that. But just

1082
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
because you're saying it doesn't make it true.

1083
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
And just because Trump calls

1084
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Walls a moron doesn't

1085
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
mean necessarily he's a moron.

1086
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
I don't know. I'm kind of I

1087
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
think Walls is extremely sketchy.

1088
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
The fact that he's lived 25 years in

1089
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
China. I think that's sketchy.

1090
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
He owns a house in China. He went over

1091
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
there. Well, he said

1092
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
12 times it's coming out. It's been more than that.

1093
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Right. It's it's extremely

1094
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
suspect. No one talks about it.

1095
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
And it's toxic. And frankly,

1096
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
I don't know who to believe anymore.

1097
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
It's so frustrating listening to all these news

1098
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
networks. Everybody has a fucking opinion

1099
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
and shit's getting worse.

1100
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Yeah, you know, that's why I

1101
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
agree. I tend to like I said,

1102
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
I watch one new show. It's the five.

1103
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I'll poke around on CNN,

1104
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
MSNBC, just to see

1105
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
what are they talking about? Sure.

1106
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
I'm disgusted, of course. I'm just like, you guys

1107
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
are morons. But

1108
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
I want to hear both sides. Yeah.

1109
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
I want to take I do too much.

1110
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
I go to Google News. I go to, you know,

1111
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
right and left and I'm all over the

1112
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
place and it's too much. It's time consuming.

1113
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
And it weighs on you. And then then I

1114
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
then I stopped and I'm done. I'm like,

1115
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
all right, I watched it. I'm not going

1116
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
to deal with the news the rest of the day, unless there's some big

1117
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
breaking news. Yeah, I have it. I need

1118
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
my wife has gotten on me big

1119
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time about always being on my phone

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and always checking news. And I want to. She's

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right, man. She's right. I want to have some closure

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on that debate show that I'm

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proposing. And it's because

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if you have a debate and you have someone

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there that's unbiased. I mean, I could be

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biased for Trump. They could be biased for Kamala if she wants

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well, you're not showing that video.

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Whatever. But as long as it's not

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edited, you know, and then you got to have someone

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make sure, OK, is this authenticated?

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So everything they bring up. I'm just saying if you

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went up there and told the American folks

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the truth and they

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fact checked it right there in real time

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and says, uh, uh, uh, uh.

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That's not true, comma. They need like an

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AI robot that like does it.

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Oh, that's not true. And then they like

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AI just spits out like really what's

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out there. Actually, that would be kind of funny, but you don't

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know that true. Yeah, we can't even trust AI

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anymore. AI is built by someone. So it's

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biased. It's totally biased. I mean,

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remember what we heard about, you know, what do you think

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01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
about the Kamala campaign? Why should I vote for her?

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01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
And it gave this long thing. Why should

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I vote for Trump? Yeah, I'm not allowed to

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give political advice. Uh, sorry.

1149
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Right. That's like, wait a second.

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You just gave it for Harris. Right. So

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I mean, yeah, it's biased too.

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01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Did you hear about SNL last weekend?

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Saturday Night Live? No. Yes.

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They made fun of the

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assassination attempt.

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Dude, is there no

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is there no boundary?

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Well, not anymore, no.

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They literally had him,

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you know, standing at the podium like

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as if, you know, when he was shot at

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when he was shot, I should say shot.

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And, uh, and

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they made fun of it. Well, how did they

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01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
what? What did they do? Just

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made jokes of it? Yeah, let's play it.

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Let's play it. I think it's disgusting.

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Yeah, it's

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absolutely disgusting.

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And it's

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I feel that way either way. It doesn't matter who it is.

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You don't make fun of that shit. This is

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the roasted. Pushes back on SNL

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skit about assassination attempt.

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Is firing back at SNL

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01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
today, slamming them for making

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jokes about the attempt on his life.

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We love my rallies

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except when someone says bing bong, bing bing bing.

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Right at me.

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And watch this.

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As the actor playing JD Vance comes

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to the podium, Trump leaves and takes

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the bulletproof glass with him.

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In a statement today,

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the Trump campaign called the sketch

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disgusting. There were two assassination

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attempts against President Trump

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within a span of seven weeks.

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And SNL apparently finds

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that funny. And the social media response was

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somebody died.

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01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Somebody died.

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Somebody was killed

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during that assassination attempt. And somebody was

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critically injured. Two people were

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critically injured. It's like

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how did that pass the smell test?

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How have we gotten to a point in this country

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where they don't give a shit

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because it didn't impact them. They

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weren't there. I can't believe it.

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And they're so, they got so much

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TDS, they want it to happen.

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They do. They literally want it to happen.

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It was like the tenacious deal with Jack

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Black and Kyle,

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his partner singing.

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Don't miss next time. Yeah, that's his birthday

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gift. And he got

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canceled for that because it was fresh.

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But this is the same thing. Same thing.

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This is the same exact thing but yet you hear

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nothing because it's not new anymore.

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01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Damn. It's like, it's like, this

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01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
thing is old. It's like, oh yeah, he's

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fine. He's fine. Stop. Fuck up. Shut up.

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What are you doing? Oh, cry. Oh, what's wrong?

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01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Did somebody throw rocks at you?

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Yeah, like stupid motherfucker.

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01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Like what's your name that posted? People died.

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No ears were harmed during the second presidential

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attempt. No ears were harmed.

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Everybody relax.

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01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
What? And you get the

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Iranians coming after his ass.

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So there's still a high probability

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something's going to happen. How real is that?

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01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Apparently very real.

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Enough for them to admit it.

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But says who?

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DOJ, State Department.

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They're all

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making it very, very, it's

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out in the open.

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So, dude, in a normal

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world, if that were to happen,

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we would fuck them up.

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01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Yep. Well, fucking us

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up. You know what? Overall,

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the bourbon was great. I had a good time. Mr. Producer,

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thank you for being on top of shit tonight.

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01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Mr. Producer, Mr. Austin, thank you.

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01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Dudes, I got some. Sean. I'm Paul.

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I'm Jeff.