There we go.
That was actually pretty good with your little, what do you call that?
The African Trap thing?
No, no, that's not what it was.
It's a percussion instrument, Sean.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
It was the fish.
What is that?
That's a maraca.
Maraca, right?
No, the maraca is a...
What is the little stick?
You get the stick thing, it's like...
That's the fish.
That looks like a fish, typically, right?
What is it called, though?
The fish.
I thought the first half of the podcast was...
It's called the Piscata.
There we go.
So, I'm going to look this up real quick.
Oh, God.
We hit a topic where we know nothing about, but we think...
Completely.
It's called a guiro.
No, that's a sandwich.
That's a euro.
Oh, my bad.
The wood guiro with a scratcher.
The scratcher.
The tool, the little stick.
And then the wood block.
What instrument do you play?
I play a wood block.
Hi, guys.
We're opening up the second half of Dudes Like Us.
Mr. Producer already torturing us
with all these wonderful factoids.
Thank you, sir.
September 17th, 2024.
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And Dudes Like Us-woodcraft.
You made a good point earlier.
We're talking about something we have no idea what we're talking about.
We're setting new lows.
Is it new highs or new lows?
I don't know. We never know what we're talking about.
Of things that we have no idea what we're talking about.
And yet we're all chiming in.
No, I think it's the...
I'm the authority on this.
I called the wood thing the cucaracha.
That tells you where I stand
in my knowledge of wooden percussion instruments.
That's cockroach.
Whatever. I know, right? It doesn't make any sense.
Anyway, here we go.
We got the Mexican mini hardwood claves.
What else are we going to lie about?
Basically all of it.
Well, that's hot.
We shouldn't be Dudes Like Us.
We should just be misinformation.
That should be the name of our podcast.
No, we're not misinformation.
You know what? We searched it out.
We did. And we found out what it was.
Woodblock player. We don't know what it sounds like.
I think we're Dudes Like Us where we think we know about a topic.
And we talk about it until we research it.
Let's give them an example.
Until we realize that that's not what we meant.
Let's give them an example.
I don't think I'm right, but this is what I think.
This is the way Jeff felt about his
fantasy football team this year.
Yes.
I got to tell you.
Although I did better this week,
Barry just had a phenomenal game.
Dude, if I played you, you would have beat me.
He went off. He went off.
I knew after the first game he had,
I even sent a text, I was like,
I'm losing this week.
He had two running backs on, was that Thursday?
And they went bonkers.
Both of them.
I was like, fuck.
What's funny is we tied game one.
Barry and I tied at 75 apiece.
I went off for 118. He went off for 130.
130 something.
I mean this just tells you, man.
Fantasy football is just bullshit, man.
It's so just,
oh bless you.
Look at you blowing chunks over there.
I had a little residual there.
I think I have to vacuum in here now.
That would be a first.
No, I vacuumed the other day.
Well, I don't know about,
I just lost my,
I just lost two players this past week.
Injury?
Yeah.
I lost Cooper Kupp and
Pacheco.
Oh, Pacheco?
Yeah, he's hurt.
What happened to him?
He got jacked up. He's going to have to have surgery.
My bench is so bad.
Is your bench any good?
No, my bench is terrible.
Mine's terrible. Terrible, terrible.
Each one of them has like three or four projected points.
That's it.
I'm looking at Linda's bench.
Linda's bench had like
seven, seven, eight, seven
like projected points.
I was like, damn. I guess she does how to draft.
Well, I crushed her.
So...
Dude, you didn't do jack shit.
I crushed her this week.
She could flip with a coin every fucking week.
She made quite a comeback actually on Monday night's game.
You never know what's going on.
Walking into it,
it's all about probabilities and statistics.
It has nothing to do with, I mean, there's some...
Oh, it's such bullshit.
Some of it's favoritism.
You are inclined to pick certain players that you've had good experiences with,
or you're just fans of.
And that's what you run with.
It's all probabilities and statistics.
You just look up, see who's next on the list,
and they're going to get hurt, or they're not going to do good,
you never fucking know because it's so fluid.
Shit happens.
So we're two weeks in.
So is there any interesting stories in the NFL?
I mean, I know Tua had another concussion.
He needs to retire.
And he said he won't.
That's a mistake.
Dude, he's going to be a vegetable.
Unless he already knows he's got like 10 years left,
he's like, I'm going to set my family up for success.
Fuck it.
I wouldn't blame him.
He already knows that he's going to be toast.
I certainly wouldn't blame him.
Who are you referring to?
Tua.
I mean, the brain can only take so much.
And one of these times he won't get back up.
Dude, he had yet another concussion of his head slamming off.
He did that to himself, though.
I missed the play.
He ran into, of all people, Demar Hamlin.
Oh, right.
So he ran, he lowered his head.
The dude that had the freaking vaccine in,
wait, no, sorry.
Whatever. Whatever happened to him.
He had the heart attack.
So he ran, he was running, and he put his head down,
and his helmet ran into his chest.
Hamlin's chest.
And just knocked him.
And he was out.
He was knocked out?
Yeah, you didn't see his arm.
His arm went, oh, straight out.
He was doing the...
You're talking about Tua?
Like having a seizure?
Yeah, when you get knocked out sometimes you just seize up.
He leaned head first into the tackle,
and the impact against the defender's
chest sent his head
sharply to the left.
Then afterward he collapsed to the ground with his
right fist balled,
and raised his air in what
appeared to be a
telltale sign of brain injury.
That was bad.
Later during the Thursday night game, the Miami
Dolphins made it official that Tagovolio
had suffered
concussion, had suffered a concussion
the latest of the 26
year old whose career had already come
to be defined as
one of the worst cases ever.
I know it, man.
How do you continue playing? That's crazy.
His family... He's had four massive concussions
since college. So is he married?
Does he have kids? I have no idea.
He's only 25, I think, 26.
So if he's not married with kids,
or married, and he doesn't have
somebody that, you know, his family should
tell him, dude, be done.
So Ray says, I'll be honest,
I'd tell him to retire. It's not
worth it, said Antonio Pierce, the head
coach of the Vegas Raiders, speaking
at a press conference on Friday.
I just think at some point he's going to
live longer than he's going to play
football. Take care of your family.
Across the broadcast and social media,
former players and the fans alike
share the same sentiment.
If I'm him, at this point, I'm seriously
considering retiring from football. If
this is my son, I'd be like, you know,
it'd be time. What is
up with the way they explain it? But here's the reality,
guys. That could happen to any one of these
guys on any play.
I tell you what, there's a lot
more concussions out there than you realize.
My son, Brandon,
he was a big offensive lineman.
He finally told me, he goes,
I had a lot more concussions
than I ever told anyone.
Wow, because you didn't want to get pulled,
or you didn't want to get played. He goes, there's time where I
had my bell rung a lot in those games.
Well, they say it's the equivalent of being in a 30 mile an hour car crash.
Every single time those guys bang up against each other.
I mean, it's not good.
Is that why they have the new bubble head helmet?
The guardian hats or whatever they're called.
Dude, I'm on board with that.
You've got to protect these guys.
That's one reason he decided to stop playing.
He's like, I want to have a quality of life when I'm in my 50s.
And his knees.
And his knees are really bad, too.
And he's like, yeah,
I want to be able to walk when I'm 50,
and just be able to enjoy family and shit.
So he's like, I'm done.
He's had some injuries.
Yeah, football's going to have to figure this out.
And when I mean football, I mean it's every level.
I mean, it's college, it's high school.
They've had concussions since middle school.
Concussions since high school.
I mean, they've got rules in boxing,
technical knockouts.
I mean, if you've got three knockdowns,
you're technically, not knockdowns, but knockouts.
And you're out. The game's over.
I mean, how does that apply?
If you use the same logic in football,
he's out. He should have been out two games ago.
Three and you're done.
And they're doing the blue tent thing.
And if they wobble at all,
like these players crash into each other,
and it's usually two defenders on the same team
that try to kill a receiver,
and they kill each other.
You know what I'm talking about?
They both converge on this receiver,
and they smack each other in the helmet,
and they start to wobble around,
and they're like, oh, no, no, no.
New York saw them wobble on the field,
so take them off and put them in the blue tent.
Fuck, man. I mean, what they do,
they look at their eyes and go...
Who's their backup quarterback over there?
Oh, Ed The Dolphins?
It's the Aggie guy. Used to be the Titans guy.
No, no, not Brian Tannehill.
Are you sure?
He's out of the league right now.
Oh, is he? Okay.
He's waiting for somebody to call.
Maybe they're making fun of...
They were like, don't worry, we have Ryan Tannehill as a backup.
Maybe they're just making fun of that.
I have no idea who their backup is.
Yeah, I don't know either.
Tyler Huntley.
The Miami Dolphins are signing backup quarterback
Tyler Hunting off the Ravens practice squad
as Tua's replacement.
Do they not have a backup?
Yeah, dude, they should have a second string.
I'm sure, but right now,
they're signing a backup quarterback.
Yeah, because they need a backup
for Huntley.
Maybe Huntley is not
starting, maybe somebody else is.
Well, they pulled him off the Ravens
practice squad.
To be maybe the second string.
He's taken to his place.
That makes no sense.
Maybe Tom Brady needs to go back and start.
That makes no sense.
The Miami Dolphins should have already
had a second string quarterback.
He should automatically be the starter.
Why would they pull somebody from
the practice squad from another team
to be their starter if they had a second string quarterback?
That makes no sense.
Skylar Thompson is the current
backup.
Skylar Thompson.
Maybe that's why.
I mean, that's what it is.
So the injury
puts the Dolphins backup quarterback
Skylar Thompson in a familiar position
as the team turned to Thompson
in the 2022 season
when Teo
backup Teddy Bridgewater
got sidelined.
Teddy Bridgewater. Is he the one who
played for Minnesota, right?
And he almost died because he got his knee completely
shredded and it fucked up a artery.
God.
That's a horrible story. Yeah, he almost
died because they wrenched the
knee so bad. On field? Yeah.
Oh shit. I didn't hear about this.
And I don't
think they...
It wasn't to the point where he was going to down the field,
but it was like, if you don't get this fixed, you're dead kind of a thing,
right? Yeah. So yeah, that was bad.
It was a serious injury. It was very, very bad.
And he was out for a while and I guess he's
down in Miami. Yeah.
Okay. So Miami Dolphins signed Tyler Huntley
as backup. That makes sense to me because
yeah, I mean, a lot of teams don't have a third
string quarterback. So you
got to immediately get a second string quarterback.
If your starter goes down.
I think whoever
fantasy football wise, they may
become more of a running
game. I don't know if Tyler Huntley's any good
passing. Which is Arkane.
And who's the other guy?
Moe Sturt. Yes.
Raheem Moe Sturt, which I have Raheem Moe Sturt. I don't have
Devin. And Barry has
Arkane and he went nuts. Yeah, he did.
I had him last year and he... Didn't do shit.
No, he was awesome. And then he got hurt a lot
because he's small. He's an Aggie.
Yes, he is. But he
did really good for me last year, but he got hurt.
He was out half the season. So...
So what about those Dallas Cowboys
in the Saints game? How crazy was that?
They looked awesome. Dude, the
Saints were on fire. Rolled
over them. Kamara.
Kamara went fucking crazy.
He had close to 50 points in that game.
Well, it's just like the
Saints defense just shut
down the offense.
I don't think the
Cowboys have much of an offense.
To be honest. They have the highest paid
quarterback in the league.
That should equate to...
Doesn't that translate to something?
You think, but this is Jerry. But here's the thing.
The Cowboys last year won every
game they won. They won by like
big. All year
long. They crushed people all year
long. But they couldn't win against the good teams.
I get it. Well, and then they got... The first round
of the playoffs, they got smoked.
Okay, so... I mean, but if you're
winning games by
big margin every week,
granted, you know, not against the New
Illens this last week,
I don't get them. I don't understand
what's going on with them.
I think it's a culture thing. I think it's a mentality
thing. The
Cowboys have been that way for a long time.
Even with the Tony
Romo era. They couldn't figure
out the postseason.
And you had teams
give up on Jason Garrett. God, man.
I would kill to support a team that
crushed their opponents during
like every week during the regular
season. I've read quite a bit. Shit, man. I hate
it. I've read a lot of comments where they
said that
the Green Bay
game last year was basically the last draw
for them. Like, I would root
every year for them even during this time
and this time. And...
But for some reason, that Green Bay
loss was different.
It made them lose hope.
And I think what it was is
Philadelphia couldn't
get themselves out of a wet paper bag at the end of
last year. So Dallas was higher ranked
and they were seated higher.
They have the bye last week or is that
the game that they actually won? Anyway, they were seated higher.
Oh, yeah. And then Green Bay came in
there and just shit all over
them. Destroyed them.
So they had that home. Yeah, they had the high
seed. They were going to
walk into the championship
game. Expectations were through the
roof. And then they just shit an egg.
They totally did. And then
I think that that impacted
a lot of die hards. Die
hard fans. Yeah, it did. It would.
It would. So
we mentioned in the opening
of the podcast that today was
September 17th. Yes, we did.
And it still is.
Are you familiar with anything that occurred
in the September 17th throughout
history? Oh, of course.
Let's...
Trump
was born. Harriet Tubman.
Ha ha.
Really? Yeah.
All right. So I guess the Constitution
was signed.
It was.
Well, there it is.
1787 U.S. Constitution
is signed by the delegates at the Philadelphia
Convention.
What's amazing about that is when did we declare
independence? 1776.
Uh huh. And 1787.
11
years later. Is that right? My math
right? Well, I mean,
11 years later. There's a lot of political unrest
going on. Well, yeah, they had to figure out
what they were going to do, right? They were. They had
to figure out how it took. Yeah. It took
what? 11 years.
To figure out the type of government and all the
rules. And they. Oh, they
battled back and forth. I mean, it was legendary.
They were like, no, we think the federal
government should be big and centralized.
A fucked up statement. But
this is a reason why
I'm not a hundred percent
a proponent
for not allowing
certain drugs.
Look,
our forefathers,
admitted or not, I don't give a shit.
The fact of the matter is
those guys were doing snuff.
Which is what?
Snuff is nose powder.
Which is what? Talcum?
No, that's not nose powder.
Baby powder?
It's not cornstarch. Would you like to partake in some
calcium? Would you like some of this cornstarch
over here? Get your cornstarch,
put it in your nose.
No, I'm talking about snuff. I mean,
sometimes, I don't even know what's in snuff, but I do
know that there was a lot of cocaine being
used back then. Oh, shut
up. What are you basing this on?
Mr. Producer, pull it up.
What is snuff?
What are you talking about?
Was it a snuff film?
So basically all of our
forefathers were junkies.
Snorting cocaine
and. Pooch snuff.
Oh boy. Cooch.
It's tobacco. No, not cooch.
That's different. Snuff is tobacco.
So the 18th
century, snuff
became
widespread throughout the world. At first,
each quantity was freshly granted.
Wrappy French.
Let me see here. Of course,
pungent stuff made from dark
tobacco. So basically.
Yeah, but they were also
they were, it was partly
cocaine. There was cocaine in the show. Hold up.
How do we know this? We don't know this.
Sean's all ticked up.
This was
a long time ago. He's been ticked off.
Damn it, Sean.
So we warned you. Cocaine and marijuana
in American history. No, that's not either. God
bless it. Found this one.
Hold on. He's got it. He's got it here.
So snuff taking.
Okay, by 17th century,
some prominent objectors to snuff
taking arose. Oh, somebody was
banning it. All right. Churches. All right. So
snuff takers.
They snorted
tobacco. Yeah, ground up tobacco, right?
Is that what, Mr. Producer, is that what it's saying?
Instead of smoking it, they would snort
it. Okay. And what does that do for you?
Nicotine fed, I guess.
All right. Oh, nicotine
fixed. Oh, God.
It was argued in the 18th century
by an English author and botanist
concluded that nasal cancer
could develop from the use of snuff.
Nasal cancer. Did you imagine?
Basically, I need my nose cut off.
The whole area just gone.
In the 18th century, they're talking about nasal
cancer. Yep. Oh, my
God. That's insane. They knew
about this shit back then, too. They really did. He reported
five cases of polyps, a swelling
in the nostril adherent to the symptoms of
open cancer.
Oh, my God. What a
mess. Man, I
can't find it anywhere.
Because it doesn't exist.
Well, you always say that, and I always
turn up to be right. No.
I don't think you've ever been right. I don't think you can name
one incident where I was wrong.
Yeah.
Did you really want me to pull out the list?
Yeah, get that list out. All right.
That Babylon Bee headline.
I've got 114 examples
of you being wrong. What do you
want to start with?
Well,
I've never been wrong to the point
where I've never admitted it.
I mean, usually I say I'm wrong.
And when I'm wrong, you're wrong. This one,
there is something there. I can't find
it right this second. No, no, no. He's got it pulled up.
There's something called snuff. It's
American snuff. It's... I scroll
up to the very top where it tells you what it is.
There was something where there was a mixture of
snuff and cocaine, and that's why I'm saying
these guys were doing this. Go the other way. Go to the
wall at the top. They're doing the declarations of independence
and writing all this stuff.
There's also moist snuff.
Very nice. Yes.
It's just snuff.
Go the other way. Tell me what snuff
is. You could probably still buy it today.
It's a type of
smokeless tobacco product made from finely
ground or polarized tobacco leaves.
It's snorted or sniffed,
sometimes written as snuffed into
the nasal cavity, delivering nicotine
and a flavored scent to the user, especially if
flavoring has been blended with the tobacco.
Traditionally, if it's sniffed or inhaled lightly
after a pinch of snuff, it's either placed
onto the back surface
of the hand, held pinch between the
thumb and index finger, or held by
a specifically made snuffing
device.
A little spoon.
So there's flavors. You can also get mentholated.
Man, can you imagine snorting up your nose and menthol?
Oh, clear you up in the middle of
flu season or something. You're all stopped up
and you put that in there. Well, look at the flavors they
added. Coffee, chocolate,
honey, vanilla, stone fruit,
cherry, orange, apricot, plum.
Wow, that would be amazing. Pick want.
Oh, modern flavors include
bourbon, cola, and whiskey. Let's
do it. Next podcast,
we're going to do the bourbon, cola,
and whiskey snuff. I say we just snort the bourbon.
I'm in.
I got straws. Oh, that would be so
painful. Well, I
got to admit, it would burn the back of our
eyes. I have been searching here.
It's a horrible idea. I cannot find
anywhere. They said this is a cocaine and nicotine
mixture.
I mean, they, I think they,
hold on. I think they took it out. So Google
asked it. I think Google, maybe,
I don't know, man. All I know is that
can I tell you my favorite part of this conversation?
We're like, he was like, oh,
well, let's talk about how the forefathers get
snuffed. And we're like, oh, yeah,
right. And he's like, oh, Mr.
Producer, bring it up.
I really
did. You used
with arrogant confidence. It was
arrogant. And boy, did that fizzle.
Was it arrogant? It was
pretty arrogant. You know, I still
think I'm right. You went, ooh,
beforehand. I still think I'm right.
Let me prove you wrong.
I believe that
I believe that our forefathers
were high on nip.
Quite often. A bunch of addicts.
I do believe it. I mean, who else could sit in that
room and come up with
the preamble like that?
It's 113 degrees. They're all sweaty
and they're wigs. They got these
wigs. And they had these things that
were choking their clothes that were choking their
throats. And they were like, Mr. Hancock,
can you come over here, please, and help us solve
this one? Benjamin Franklin wrote it.
And there's some guy in the back going,
I need more snuff. This is
awful.
Why does he sound like a muppet?
Because he's panicking. He's like
dying. He's dehydrated
and he's hot. He's wearing pilgrim shoes. And he's like,
I don't want to fucking talk about the government anymore. I want
snuff. And can we rule out
those wigs that they
have? That's ridiculous.
I think we should get some for us here.
Oh, perfect. So we're all wearing these wigs?
The first video
episode we have, we're all going to be
wearing the founders wigs and powder,
the white powder on our faces.
Then we'll be racists.
Dude, you can wear black powder if you want to.
Is that a thing?
Well, we don't discriminate. I get a black powder face?
Dude, you can be whatever color you want.
So do I get like chocolate powdered donuts and just like
put it all over my face?
Chocolate powder? Do they make those?
You guys have the white powdered donuts and I'll have the
chocolate powdered donuts.
Wheels off. Let's just rein it in, boys.
We're getting out of control.
Wow. Okay. Man, that hurt.
That hurt. Well, I'll tell you what. Last week
we had guests on. We had Stan
and Nick. Great times.
We had a good time. You know what we missed
last week was the
debate.
I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. It happened
during the podcast.
The debate occurred at the same time. So we
missed it and I didn't see a whole lot.
I saw some snips of it, but
basically what I understood was that
it was basically three on Trump.
Yeah.
They kept fact checking and they fact checked
wrong and they were just like, you know,
They were real time fact checking.
Every time Trump said something, they'd be like,
well, actually, according
to blah, blah, blah, those numbers are not
correct. Well, the lady
actually came out on an interview and says,
yeah, we were tasked to only
fact checked him.
Because he apparently got away with
being unfact checked or didn't get
fact checked during the first debate.
Correct. So why wouldn't they do it to both?
Yeah. Yeah, she did a total of like nine
lies. She lied. Oh, the best
one that I think I sent it to, you've probably
seen it anyway, where she's saying there are
no military personnel
in any war zones right
now. It was brilliant.
And then they turn around. They're like, well, where are we
and who are we? The actual military.
Yes. It was, well, it was a, yeah,
it was a uploaded video
of military personnel, but you don't know it at first.
Right. He's got the camera. He's got the
phone pointed to the TV looking at the
debate. And she says that
and then he turns the thing around
and he, yeah, they're in a frickin
tent or something. A tent. Yeah. And they're all military guys
and he's like, well, where the fuck are we?
And they all start laughing.
They're in a hot zone. Well, the libs
are in the back of the tent.
And then they turn that around and go, it's just
some guys who put uniforms on
and went into the backyard. Are you serious?
Yep.
That's the respect they have for their military.
They're so ignorant. They really are.
It's like everything is just
gaslighting, gaslighting, gaslighting, man.
Just make it go away. Yeah.
Unbelievable.
And it was, yes, it was
disheartening. I'm enjoying the
bourbon. We're not going to talk about it right now, but I just want to say
that we're going to take an early, an early take
on the bourbon. Actually, I'm waiting
on purpose because I'm hoping that it
opens up a little bit. I actually have,
yeah, let's wait because I have not sampled it
enough. I have pretty much a full glass here.
Yeah, I need more. I need to let the
air out a little bit. Yeah, because
I'll tell you right now, I'm not,
I'm not, is it, what is the temperature
on this? 135.
Oh, wow. Yeah, it's pretty light. It's hazmat.
No, 140 is hazmat.
Wow. It's almost hazmat. Almost hazmat.
Oh, I don't know. Are you seeing stars?
I am loving it.
So I got to, like you said, I'm
going to wait. Let's wait.
We're going to let our, we're going to let our
listeners squirm. There you go.
Alright, squirm away.
We talked about, we got
the debate. I mean, what, I mean
there's really not a whole lot. Hold on, were we
done with the historical events from what happened?
Yeah, we could dive through it, but I was... We talked about
stuff. Yeah. Well, you know, I got kind of...
We got sidetracked because we talked about
the signing of the Constitution. That's a very,
very significant event. Yes.
And they're trying to undo it. Now it's just a,
what did somebody call it?
That piece of paper. It's just an old
white man piece of paper. Yeah.
I think that's the exact quote. The first Occupy
Wall Street protest was
held in the United States.
How about North Korea
and South Korea were admitted to the United Nations
today? Well, that whole,
go back to the whole Occupy Wall Street.
That was the first
big organized... Antifa.
...think that I remember.
One thousand demonstrators
marched into Manhattan before occupying
Zuccotti Park.
The movement, which eventually
went global, sought to
highlight corporate greed
and inequality
amongst the others. I think what that did
is that started the protest
profession.
And the style of protesting.
If that makes sense. You'd have these professional
protesters who went
from cause to cause to cause.
Climate change.
And some of those folks, I bet, were part
of the whole BLM bullshit.
Oh, absolutely. All financed by Soros.
You know what else happened today?
Ooh.
In 1970?
Let me think. Let me think. Imagine a guitar.
Jimi Hendrix.
Ba-doom-boom-doom-doom.
Dude! Ba-doom-boom-doom-doom.
Johnny Denver. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Mash.
Yeah, yeah, there you go. It's Mash.
Do you ever hear the lyrics to that song?
Yeah, it's pretty. Yeah, it's something Suicide.
It's so stag. Yes. Super depressing.
The American TV series Mash, based
on the Robert Altman film in
1970, debuted on CBS and the show
was hugely popular with both critics and
viewers. Suicide Solution, I think, is what it's called.
Would you
say you saw every Mash episode?
Yeah, I think I've seen it. I don't think I saw
everyone, but I saw a lot of them.
Maybe. I've seen all of them. Maybe I saw one.
I think I missed maybe
when it, like, when it got to
the 80s and it got kind of stupid and a lot of
the folks were starting to peel
off. What was the guy with the glasses?
Scooter? We need the... Radar?
Radar. He was gone.
And it, and it, it
it turned into 80s
shit, right? Got kind of silly.
Got kind of silly and then I watched the last one, obviously.
So I, that is something
I could watch now.
It's good. It holds up, I think. And it would be
all brand new to me.
It holds up. Another one you guys are going to
be blown away by this. Another
series for the most part that would be
brand new to me is Seinfeld.
I didn't watch it. I never watched it either.
Whoa. Yeah. I've seen
and I'm not shitting you. I don't know how many
seasons there are. Eleven, maybe?
I've seen all the
shows multiple times. Yeah.
I've never watched it. So I'm surprised you didn't.
I don't know. We never got into it.
I don't know why. Maybe that's something
I'm not saying we watched together because that would be
you know, weird. We could spoon.
Oh, well hold on. What do you mean?
What do you guys say in the country draw?
You got to Spain.
Okay.
That's a soundbite because
that's the worst
broke back dialect
I've ever heard.
What the hell was that?
I'm going to share with you something else that happened
in 1948.
On this date, it says
Grieve, G-R-E-V-E
Count. Okay. Folk Bernadotte
What is his name? He was assassinated.
Who? Who?
Grieve Folk Bernadotte.
We don't know who he is. Okay. His first name
was Grieve. G-R-E-V-E.
Oh, it's Grieve.
Grieve. Whatever.
He was assassinated by Jewish
extremists. Damn it.
While serving the United Nation
as the mediator between the Arabs and the
Israelis.
What year?
1945. Oh shit.
That was like 1948. Now there are
some radical Jewish folks out there.
Tons. So I've seen a lot of
these, what are those guys that walk around with the
hats on that spit on Catholics?
Oh, I don't know about that. Who's spitting on
Catholics? What are you talking about?
Really? This isn't like snuff. This is
true. I mean, here we go.
I don't know. I don't want to say that. Mr. Producer.
I know there's certain sex of
people that are spitting on Catholics.
Hold on. What are you going to look up?
Jewish guys that spit on Catholics.
Well, I mean, you said who was it.
It was just a Jewish guy spitting on Catholics.
That's really what you want him to look up.
Dude, I'm serious. It's like, it's a thing.
Oh, there we go. Ultra-orthodox
Jews spit towards Christian pilgrims.
Wow.
That's not very nice.
I can't believe you guys. Like I said,
there's bad, there's bad actors.
In every walk of life. Yeah, but this is a culture.
They've got like,
these Jewish people are leaving from like
school to going home, whatever. And it's like,
you know how they are. They walk down the street. This
fucking hundred of them after the church is released, they walk
home and they, there are some Catholic
people on the side and all fifty of them
all spit on them.
How do you know they're Catholic?
They had the Bible on. They were talking and they were like
saying ugly things about Mr. Producer. See if you can
like select one of those videos.
That's so shitty.
Wow. So this isn't, this isn't
a good idea.
They didn't do it.
They're not doing it.
So let's go back to the year
of 2023.
You know, I'm not sure what's
going, ultra-orthodox Jews caught on camera
spitting on these guys are going on the street.
And the Jews
walk by. Let's see them with the had the little
hamakas on. Oh, yeah. Spitting.
Those are the kids doing it.
Yeah, it's a culture. Oh my
gosh.
It's a long line and they all do it watch bad actors, man
There's bad actors. The older ones are showing them how to do it, too
I mean look there are bad actors, but look this is a culture and it's just this is like the Pharisees
They're like the Pharisee what religion the Bible religion is basically the root of all of the problems of conflict
conflict throughout the years
Yeah, it is I between between Hindus and Muslims between Muslims and Christians between
Different sects of Christians are between different sects of Muslims correct
Look at the she the Shia and the Sunni Muslims they hate each other kill each other
They've been killing each other for a thousand years. Yep. I mean you make a good point religion has been
the source
If not be major source the major source of all the conflicts
You might be you might be right on that and that's sad, right because I don't know
I mean in the church I go to it's all about love your neighbor
right love your neighbor and
There is nothing about spit on them if they don't well back
You know, I mean nothing like that back in the day the Spanish Inquisition was that Catholicism?
Yeah, I believe it was
There you go, that's what I mean, you know, and it's you know, then you have the Protestant Catholic I
Never understood conflict up in England
That's amazing to me that that both sides could believe that Jesus Christ is the Savior and yet they're killing each other
I just can't even understand that well, I mean those a big divide with Ireland and is an Ireland or Scotland
I think was Ireland the IRA right right those big Protestants versus the Catholics
I mean, I originally thought it was you know, Ireland not being happy that Britain, you know was you know, no
Impeding on their sovereignty or something like a national thing, but apparently it was a religious thing
I just I can't even fathom that I mean, how do you get to the point where?
Believers, I mean granted there's some differences
But you will both believe in the same God you both believe in the same whatever and yet you're willing to kill each other
I just it's it's it's mind-boggling to me. No, no
I don't know mind-boggling. I understand religion, but it's it's been the root of a lot of problems
It has been through the dawn of time. Yep through the centuries
And you know, there's there's so much stuff that we don't know what's going on. You know, we don't know what's in
Rome in the Vatican in the Vatican. I mean there's so many
Conspiracies of what's in the Vatican and you know, what's down below in the the the Crips?
Did you ever read some of those Dan Brown books like the Da Vinci Code?
Well, I've seen some of the books read the books. They're very very interesting lots of lots of the
Catacombs of the Vatican
They're down there looking for shit and a lot of this is all fiction. But yeah, well, yeah, but it's it's very well
There's catacombs down there with all the history and stuff crystal skulls. Oh, yes, but
Again, it goes back to the book series that I think Sean should read as well. It's all that
history the old history the catacombs and
The old books and just the I mean there are yeah, there are
The old school ten thousand year old libraries where they're fine all these scrolls that have been there for
You know centuries and centuries thousands of years, but you know, I just I think that stuff's amazing
You know and why haven't they I mean, is there a reason why we don't have those things unraveled and digitized? Yes
Maybe they can't maybe it's so fragile. It'll get destroyed. Yeah, I don't know
Well, they've got all kinds of ways in the x-ray, but my point is that some of it's not I mean
They've got tons of books out there. I mean look knowledge is power and you know, that's part of it
They want the knowledge hidden. Maybe it maybe it goes like they they they
Absorbed books that may have gone against the preaching of the day. Let's pull these books and stick them down here
So anyone sees them? Yeah. Well, that's because there's a lot of
You know, it probably goes against the grain of medicine. What what how medicines are today?
You know and now you know just that's the big argument, you know health insurance and who's paying for all this medical?
the tab
for our our medicines that were taken and who's developing these medicines and the
Vaccines and the and and all that shit just you're saying it's all in those ten thousand euros cold scrolls
I'm just saying that you know, they're
It's not me as much as I want to talk about that. I'm gonna stay in my lane regarding like some of the the old school
Medicines, you know, I'm not gonna rehash a bunch of the stuff that I talk about every god-blessing podcast
But I'm just saying there's stuff out there. There's stuff out there that there I think that somebody's trying to keep us from saying
If you don't have no idea what the hell if you talk about the natural stuff
I mean like the Chinese have been developing herbs, right and and and
Supplements and tonics and well, they also use all right right as penis. I do that
By the way, that's very effective. Oh, yeah for sure. I never get an elixir with rhino penis. Yes, dude
You heard they have snake soup. They don't knock those. I also take snake soup
I've been taking both of those for a year. You see the changes guys. I but lose it. Yeah ground
That's actually the best way to do it ground up elephant tusk and stuff like that
I mean, I've been taking both of those for a year. You see the changes guys. I but lose it. Yeah ground
It's you know, lots of crazy shit out there. Are you gonna?
Yeah, take all that stuff. Yes
No, but seriously the the Chinese have been you know dealing with they're big on herbs and yeah shit
Yes
and then and then you hear about like, you know like the the the medicine man in the in the Amazon where they come out with
All these crazy plants and shit and it was Sean Connery when they figured out how to cure cancer
That's such a great movie. What was that? It's called the medicine man. Oh
It was Sean Connery and and yes
so they were doing is some sort of genetic tests or DNA test on on this strain of
cancer
curing agent that well they found in the
Sugar that ants would produce or something
Well, they they were they were collecting all sorts of different plants and things that you will never find anywhere else on the planet
Right and they're working with one of these local tribe medicine men and were then they're yes, they're trying to
trying to cure cancer and
They what's what's the deal with it they figure out?
Nothing's working, right?
Nothing's working and then finally they pull together a plant and they give it to this kid that's suffering from something and holy shit
The next morning the kid is cured and they're like, oh my god
We found it and then they take it and they do it again and it doesn't work and it doesn't work and it doesn't work
And they don't understand what's different and yes
The there were those ant peeves insects there were insects in the
Like unbeknownst to them insects in the bowl where there was you know something and it was the insects that was that was the cure
Not the I can't believe it was the ants
I do I believe because that's where a lot of pharmaceuticals do a lot of research is down there and they look for plants
They look for different animals insects
Yes
And they try to derive shit from them and they make synthetic versions of it correct so that they can patent it so they can make
money and they're not interested in taking anything natural and making something a
Natural ointment or a natural something about money because they can't make money on that they cannot patent a natural plant
I went and picked up a prescription for my wife. It was a new one. She had a coupon for it
So it was ended up being free. Okay, but I went up there and I said
Pick a prescription for Julie and she looked at she goes. Oh, that's an expensive one
And she pulled it back and she looked at she goes seventeen hundred dollars
for one month
It was free. It was free though because she had a coupon. Damn. That's a nice coupon. So
Shit
Yeah, I want that coupon
seventeen hundred dollars
What is it? I don't even know I told Julie I was like
What's she taking it for? I can't remember it could have been some kind of hormone or something like that
I don't know. Yeah, I knew one that our doctor's a little nefarious
a new medicine and
Seventeen hundred dollars
I told her I was like I agor Jeff's trying I was like go if this coupon isn't every month
You can't take this stuff. Yeah, because and she agrees she goes. Yeah, that's ridiculous
Yeah, but what if it's like a
Very effective and then what? I'm sorry. I can't afford sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry that works for you. But yeah
The seventeen hundred dollars for the fifty cents worth of chemicals for thirty days a thirty day supply
That's insane. Yeah, it is and some of this shit and there's more
That is clearly not life-saving. Thank God in your situation
But there are people they are in life-saving situations and they can't expect
seventeen hundred bucks a month and they die but even like
right like
Diabetes and having to get insulin shots, you know that stuff is kind of ridiculous because you have to pay for it
You if you don't get it, you're gonna die
So it's like all right, you're gonna have very adverse effects. Yes
So to me, it sounds like there are certain things that I think should be free
That is one of them, you know, it's ridiculous
If it's life-saving if it's life-saving medicines if you have to have it
You know what? You know, we we touch on what the role of the federal government is
I would like the federal government to stay out of like a lot of things
But that one to me seems to be one that should be one thing
Biden did do should be something that they take care of one thing
Biden did do that. I agree with is I wish he would rule it out to more people is he locked in
Insulin for I think 30 bucks a month for 65 and over
How do you do that? How does he have the power to do that? I don't I don't know but he did it
He's counting on that not living that long and I'm well, I'm not and I'm not criticizing you for doing that
That's a good thing. It's a good thing, but I just don't understand how he has the power to do that
It's scary to me. I don't know that one person has the ability to do that. I don't know. That's great
But I wish it would apply to everyone though. Yeah, you should
so
The thing is the cost differences between different countries of the average price of insulin in the United States is more than 10 times higher
Than the average price in other countries. That's the insurance companies
I was gonna say that's malpractice insurance that they have to have that that's our fucked-up system
Yep, it is so if it's 35 bucks
It's 10 times it's like three dollars fifty cents, you know, and you got these companies like well, you know
We we can't afford it with you know, we're very scraped by then
Why did you give your CEO a 45 million dollar raise raised last year? Right, you know
Just little bullshit like that the woman there was a woman executive that was debating this probably five six years ago
Maybe eight years ago. It's about diet but insulin
And the EpiPen specifically right and she was like dude, how much do you make sure I make 110 million?
How much more money do you need? Oh my god, that's ridiculous
How much more money do you need? EpiPen is different than diabetes. That's when you have a bad allergic reaction
It doesn't matter. I agree with the same thing. The price was the same. That's a life-saving when you need your EpiPen
Something's gone sideways. Yeah, and you have to shoot it 110 million dollars
You're imagine imagine trying to spend that
Okay, I'm on we got a new podcast room
Okay, we've got hell we've got new houses
You know what house for you house for you and I get the RV the yard. Yeah
Okay, you dig a big hole. Let's say we all built two million dollar homes that six million
There's another one that's a hundred and ten million dollars a year
That's six million. There's another hundred and four million keep going
Well, that's it in one year. Yep, and one year in one year
That's fucking crazy. Well, you get taxed on that. So she's only getting about 60% of that. She must be pissed. Oh
My gosh, I mean
You can do we got to be careful about this because this podcast is gonna go viral and we are gonna be all be making hundreds of
Millions of dollars and then what and then we're gonna be like, well, it's really not that much money
We're struggling and you know, they're like Bernie Sanders. Yeah, and now we have to like convince our listeners
You know that it's really not that much
I know you guys are hating on us just like Bernie Sanders was like we need to tax the millionaires tax the millionaires
Then he became a millionaire. We'd attacks the billionaires
So
Blatantly bad. He's a dick. Yes
He's a loser man got his big book deal and made three or four million dollars and he changed the stone tune from a million to
Tax the bill. Of course he did. Hey, how about the Kelsey brothers and their podcast deal? Do you hear about this?
No, I don't follow Jason in in what's the other Travis?
Calvis Travis and which by the way fucking sucks in fantasy football
Three points game one zero points game two. Do you have him? I have him
My tight end what the fuck's going on my mind get my Sam Laporta
He was the top ranked tight end. Give me one point. I may have to I'm gonna bench him
I
Mean, I can't have a I can't our tight ends going three points in two weeks. Well, who else do you have?
I got Hill from the Saints, but he didn't do much better. I got I got to find a new one
There's nothing after I've looked really. Yes. Fuck. Anyway, their podcast what they make they sign some
Insane deal and how good is their podcast? He's got a suck, right?
well
I'm
So the the the the Monday Night Football game last night Philadelphia against the Ravens Atlanta Falcons Atlanta Falcons
Jason actually went into the broadcast booth for a short while. He sounded alright
100 million dollar podcast deal new heights. They have 2.45 million listeners
It doesn't seem like a lot it does not
As far as listeners to get that much money
Oh to get that much money. It seems like like Joe Rogan. What's his listenership?
Because he got a hundred million dollars as well
I think a lot of money. Oh, it is a lot of money. I
Don't think I would say I would take a friend Kelsey brothers are
that relevant I
They're connected. They're everywhere now, but I have their disconnected on reality. I haven't listened to their podcast
I don't know how it
I mean, it's obviously is not as good as ours, but you know gives a little volume on that mr. Producer
Yeah, this would be good. I'm kind of hearing what the way why are they so funny? Why are they so good?
I've ever been after week one. This is amazing. That's actually really good. What's that? You're worried about winning next week
I just get to talk people for a living now
Kind of sounds like our stuff except they're already famous
Yes, that's the difference and they probably get good guests on
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Like Sean that sounds just like Sean those two have a bush's eyebrows. Are you stealing their shit?
They've been listening to me. All right, you turn it shit off
Yeah, look, I mean they've got showmanship. I mean, they're obviously novices already famous and they have video. Hey, man
They've got well, I mean they also have money so they've got Taylor's probably you know, she's a billionaire
I mean how he asked it to is a
Help is out with their already millionaires
She when she is done touring which it's got to be exhausting. She could start a podcast and make even more
Yes, she could
She is gonna be a trillionaire. I
Don't know man mark my words. She will be a trillionaire which by the way
Elon Musk is headed to trillionaire status. What's he worth these days?
I don't know what they said. He's probably going to be the first trillion here. I don't think he's gonna be the first trillionaire
That's what they said. There are already trillionaires and they're all oil people. There's no true. No, there's no there's the others Saudi princes
There's no trillionaires. There are there are true. No, I don't think so. There are there they're unnamed
Hey, man, look, where are you getting this information?
They there was a top 10 list of the people and they were like there it is three or four
Elon Musk is is soon to become the world's first trillionaire
See I back up what I say with facts, but look if you if you are in Saudi Arabia and you're making
120 million dollars a day. It's a fair point. That's what I said
I saw that money going a Saudi prince. Yes, I get it. There is money out there
I just think they they don't give a fuck to be on these lists
Because it's not even it's not a fair comparison when you're in chart when you're ruling a country and you're taking all the profits
Of what the country is making that's not the same comparison as Elon Musk, right?
We're talking about a trillion dollars like you got it like Putin. I bet he's one of the richest folks out there
Yeah, but you can't count him. You can't count him because he's basically stealing from his people
Well, you don't really know how much he has either. That's right. Well, that was your point as well
I mean that from what I understood they said that there are certain certain
there are certain credentials that these folks have like there's like I
Want to say black American Express card? I'm making that up. I thought that's what they said
There's some sort of card out there that you can do anything you want with and you have to be like
Like Elon Musk, do you have to make a minimum payment?
Whatever. I don't know. Is there an annual fee?
Loading rewards like flight
Program well, would you own your own airline? I don't think it's a big deal. Oh
What is that? What is a billionaire?
Do they have a transfer balance?
Low APR?
Let me see here
That's funny
There are several credit cards that are considered exclusive and often used by the wealthy the black American Express
Express Centurion card also known as the black card. I said it. Yeah, I know you did you nailed it
This is the first time you've been right
I
Fucking asshole so you must so no one to do it to be invited
You must have spent and paid off at least a quarter million dollars across your Amex accounts in a single year. Okay, wait a second
That's not ridiculous. Oh, dude
I'm pretty close to that. So it's $7,500 initiation fee and $2,500 annual fee. See that's too high of an annual fee
What are you been? What are you benefits though? I
Don't know dude, I bet there is so I bet you just get like if you want a reservation at a booked hotel
I so said cheering lounges are already exclusive only accessible to those who can flash the platinum card from
American Express the business platinum car from America's best the American Express corporate platinum car or centurion card from American Express
But even in these top-notch lounges, you'll find perks reserved for a black card members only as of March of 2019
American Express the limited centurion lounge
Access for members arriving at their destination a policy that doesn't apply to black members card
Dropping into Hong Kong International Airport hk centurion lounge offers an exclusive dining section for black card members only
There you'll enjoy menu crafted by Michelin stars chef Lao Lou Yi Wing
Oh, as well as premium complimentary wines and champagne's but no whiskeys. No bourbons. Well, I don't like wine and I don't like champagne
Fuck that. I'm not getting this card. Oh
Prosecco, I'm not getting this card
I was thinking about it. I'm not paying that I won't now a year
$500 initiation fee to yeah, that's I'm sorry. It's
That's sticking with discover. Yeah
They still have discover. I've got the freedom. I used it today. Did you really I had benefit having discover
I well, it's my backup card when my main card it gets canceled because of a fraud alert
Oh, it's so frustrating. Did you make this card alert? I mean like did you charge this if you say no
We cancel everything we cancel everything and and and all of your you know
All of your auto charges that you put on your credit card now have to be fixed and I'm sitting there looking at it
It's painful. It's painful and I'm looking at it. I say yes. I'm fucked. I say no, I'm fucked
You know what I mean? And I'm like, you know what? I was like just ignore it for now
Ignore it for now and then I go to the credit card and did anything get charged? No, is there any fraudulent charges in the last five days?
Ten days. No, I'm like, okay. Well, I'm just gonna ignore it
Shelly gets it says I didn't do that click
And I'm like, so you said yes, right? It's fraudulent charge. She's like, yeah, I did because we can charge that and I'm like, okay
I did the same thing and this was recent this and then my mother do the card gets shut down and there's so
It's so painful. It's so painful. You know, I mean I've got I did I got a my electricity is on a certain account
Yep, and I have a credit card on there. I changed it out. But now
the
Oh my god
Ogre
What is that ogre energy ogre energy ogre they needed an account?
They're like, hey, we're about to shut something down because we can't get shit over to you. I'm like dude
Give me a fucking number. I can call why you want me to respond to this tap in your sign here
I'm not about that. Give me a number. I'll call we'll talk it through
We'll figure this shit out right right good lord because I've gone to that try their number
I've tried different things and it's like it's fruitless because you sign in and it's like yeah, you do this
You gotta do that. Do you know this number? I don't fucking know that number, right?
Okay, they don't wanna they don't want a massive call center that you know pays a bunch of people
They want you to figure it out, you know on your and they'll use AI chat bots. Yes
Did you know that there I just found it the other day there is because you know that everyone's social security number
Basically was has been leaked
That great yes, so there's a website out there. Mr. Producer if you could find it search
How to know if your Social Security Guard was leaked in the big data breach. Oh god. There's a website out there
I was in it the other day. I
Checked you put your name
First name last name and I think the state is a nightmare and it pulls up everybody in that state
That's been leaked so you go through and you find it had all of my addresses from the day one
You shit me I was in there like 12 times. So really this comes down to
If you're unlucky enough to get on somebody on a list for somebody to work
Because there's so many people they can steal from
That's insane
Yes, it was
It's not any of these. Yeah, that's it right there pen pen tester
So put put my name in there. Okay. Yeah, put your name in there Austin
See if they see if you're in out there then put the state and your birth year
This is a nightmare. I'm in there like 11 times
Your birth year, which means it's only a matter of time before we
Get you know
All right, so put good for you, but you're good
But Paul's name. Yeah, put me in it. Good. Very nice. And I live in what state?
Texas
Come on, don't give that a house 1970, right? There you go. Yes
All right, so, oh my god already of those you
Catherine Catherine dry all of them 89. That's all you all of them
All of them. What does that mean? That means your shits out there
Well, of course is out there
Hold on. So no your stuff was leaked in that in that that so mr
Producer if you can kind of hold it so these are just basically addresses college station
That's what you're a college fuck the last one matters to me
Get your phone number
Mr. Producer printed my name
Good birthday my god. So what do we do? What do we do? They they suggest
Putting a hold on all your credit basically when it says
Whatever you put it on there and then when you need your credit take it off take it off
But otherwise you just leave it on hold
Those aren't all him, okay, so that's how many
so you need to
Keep scrolling down to my my full name. Oh
Wow, there's
Okay, so we'll hold it
There's gotta be a next one. No, so look look over on the right. I guess I'm not on there
I bet you are the last two digits on the right. You know, you're so screwed over, right? I don't think he's
Going way too fast. I can't read that. No, but see it's saying so my name starts with
The D and then there's a there's my initial. I'm looking for the initial
So we scroll down the initial doesn't show up. It may not be there
So what you what you do like see if see if your street name is there
At least a former street number. No, I'm looking it's a terrifying
No, it's not it's not there
That's bullshit. How come mines in there and yours not?
Well put the numbers in that's not fair
There you go. Leave there. Yeah, we're not there. How about how about Sean instead? No
Yeah, yeah, exactly pretty Sean
But that's not my social security number sure it is. No, it's not
But that's not my social security number sure it is. No, it's not. Yeah
No, you're fucked dude. Oh
You're everywhere
San Antonio Midlands Snyder Midland Midland
This is not all you but that's all him but I'm just saying
Maybe maybe you didn't get her maybe yours is weird because of your name. I don't know screwed Sean
I don't think they're gonna have my Irish name in there. Oh, they were oh you have like an automatic Irish
Protection thing going on. Oh, yeah
Very nice. Try one more time just to just to put my birth year in New Jersey
That's where he wants to be but I didn't think in New Jersey. Yeah put in New Jersey. He wants to be there
You're cuz he's a traitor that is
There we go. There it is
You're everywhere now. I don't know the address
Oh my god, it's so beautiful here. It's better than Texas. I'm just rubbing my taint all over. Yeah, I'm painting it
I'm doing the taint scooch doing the taint scooch. Wow. All right, so it's not there. All right. Well, that's interesting
I'm glad to know that Paul's name was on there. Mine wasn't my job. Mine's on there as well. Great. Thanks. Thanks, Sean
See if your mom is on there
What is that in P D dot penetrator comm pen tester comm
Do not go to penetrator comm let you go because bad things are gonna happen
Look at that. Your wife is up there. Well, no wonder cuz you don't do the bills
That could be part of a credit card though. No, he doesn't
Everything's his wife's credit card
Oh god, that's awful. Yeah, there she is
Wow, my wife in there. I don't want to know anymore. This is terrifying anyway
Alright, so yes, okay. Go back to you
Here's the recommendation
sign up with a secure with a
identity protection company
Correct where you are able to you know what you don't have to do that
You can actually set up a login to the three major
Credit companies Xp xp ryan no, you know
We need to do this anyways because I've had a couple friends talk to me
You need to be able to learn how to turn off your stuff like that. Turn it back on turn it off
I didn't know it's a credit. Well, there are three credit right there equal fact
Thank you experience and trans you actually can go in and create your own private login to each one of those and you can
Freeze you can freeze your credit
On all three of them correct. That's what you want to do
That's what they recommend. Yes, freeze it because you don't need your credit every day
Yeah, if you're gonna go buy something so how do you freeze it?
Do you log on to any one of those three tells you right set up set up a login?
Yes, freeze it freeze by credit that way if anyone tries to open a credit card, it won't happen
Now if you go to you know, actually, how do you have to how do you gain the authority to turn it off?
You sign in you just go back in and all right unfreeze it
You have a login. I'm gonna go buy me a car manage your own security your own shit
Yeah, someone if someone breaks in and steals my identity they can go in there and shut things off and on correct
Uh, well, yeah, I guess they get to password everything. Yeah
Well, you create a password that they don't they can't get what if they go in there and make their own password because I don't have
I mean because they have all the information
They could they could you want to get to it first? Yes do it now
As a matter of fact our listeners are hearing it and they're scrambling to set it up right now
That's a hacking an account that's hacking an account, right?
Right. So anyway, I
Recommend it. I just found it yesterday. So I need to talk to my wife and
You know check all your boys if that's overwhelming to you. You can also sign on to identity protection companies
like actually
Like this life lock this well the school district
Offers that that's correct. That's why actually I have that yes, we have it as well. Yes, and they will tell you
Something somebody has signed up for this credit card. My wife will text me every now that you could say do you know about this?
Right
Yes, yeah, she'll say did you sign up for the black American Express card?
You gave me $3,500 and then you say you say why yes, I did
Because I want to go to a consternation lounge or whatever the hell it's called
Consummation lounge that's what it is. Right? That's where you consummate stuff. Yes
Yes, so anyway pen tester dot com. Yes, I recommend penetrator.com. Everyone go out there and it's like
I'm like you Paul. I had like 11 entries in there every single address. I had in Texas. That's ridiculous
It's terrifying and they had yours way back into college. I know they did
Yeah, wow, that's that's uh, that's deep. That's deep goes back a ways deep state
Dark dark web. Yeah
Okay. Well, uh, let's talk about should they got like 15 of Jeff's like shit loads of them. Yeah
Well, you lived in a lot of unsavory places really did
Which ones are you looking at? I mean, oh, hi. I'm gonna share but everything in ohio
It's no, there's a there's a bunch of mine
Name out there a lot of harry hinds things going on there. Did you earn a little extra money? Those are not all me
Yeah, it has all the places the massage places you went to
Why does it have that I don't know massage massage massage massage massage god it goes on forever
Do that start a comprehensive scan click on that? Oh don't click on that. That's not a good idea
Hold on. None of those addresses work. Oh, you scared me for a second
Do not click no, not on me. What are you doing? Take take me out of there? You don't want a comprehensive scan?
No, that's this is probably a dark web site anyway. No, it's not put his urine and let's know let's talk about this bourbon
We're not gonna talk. Oh, I'm sorry. Do I have your attention?
All right, let's take that let's let's pick up our glasses and then let's cheers
Let's do a little cheers guys here's here's to all of our stuff being on deep web uh my two best friends in the whole planet
Wow, who are those uh dudes? I guess there you go. Oh, there is this you
Fantastic right back to you
All right
I'll tell you what this bourbon is hot
135 proof it is hot and it's so tasty. I am so hot
It's so tasty. I'm gonna disagree. It's so strong in the the it's got like a super strong leather's taste to it
Crazy rich. It's very very rich. Oh, it's very very good things are
Exploding in my mouth. It's a mouthful of happiness. That's shunt's wiener. Oh, that's not true. That's not true
I'm gonna back you up on this one. That's never happened. No
Thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, sir
Sorry, sorry, sorry doesn't work. No, we have not rated this one. So this is this is a this is rare character
It's right. It's a rare character. Mr. Producer
They put out all kinds of different bottles and every one of them is super unique
So we have to look at that bottle and be there because these guys
They basically they call they go to other people that make their shit. They don't make their I was gonna say what's their stick?
Their stick is that they create their own
What's their stick their stick is that they create blends, correct?
They may go out there and find some just entirely unique mgp. For example, heavens hill
They find these barrels. Yes that they pick and they buy them and then they'll
Either make single barrels out of them if they're good enough. They'll make blends. They'll do all kinds of shit
Yeah
So rare character whiskey stories about finding rare unique whiskies from across the united states sharing them with whiskey lovers
Here are some examples of the stories behind the rare character
Barrels, they have the rare character nader native wood series
The first rare character finished bourbon a rare character original series in the l sarita liquor store pick
So the rare characters co-founder pablo mijo had developed relationships within the industry to have them
allowed access to the rare of the collectible whiskies micho's goal is
To challenge norms and per conceptions was a preconceptions about american whiskey and introduce new flavors because it's it's great
I love what triggers you sean you reach something you're like, uh, and it's
You just get triggered by something and it's it's a little liquor store
But I tell you what there's a lot there's different uh
Types of releases they have this this rare character. We have is an exceptional series
And they have it is exceptional. So we have two except two different exceptional series
And then we have a single barrel. Yes
from battleborn spirits out in
Gardnerville, nevada, there is a very significant number on the screen right now
So it says here the rare
Characters and thirty five point exceptional series is a collection of rare and unique whiskies that are aged in bottled katucky
The series is dedicated to showcasing the brand's commitment to quality and craftsmanship
And each bottle is at least nine years old. Here are some of the whiskies in the exceptional series the katucky straight malt
Hold on every single
Every single one of them is at least nine years. Yes
This one is this one is just under ten years old
Yes, this one. Oh wow. This one is just under ten years
Our other one is thirteen plus years
And I don't know what the single barrel is each one
It's a nine-year-old single barrel kentucky straight bourbon. There's a kentucky straight malt with the 12 year eight month old whiskey
And uh, they got a ten-year-old single barrel
This whiskey is from the highlands of scotland and synonymously with quality craftsmanship and adventure jeff
This is a unicorn of unicorns. Actually it is. This is a single barrel
This is a unicorn of unicorns like there is the there's very few people that have any idea that this even exists
No, there's no not at all. This is I think a fairly new company
I think
This is outstanding. Yeah, and this is a
a rare treat
for us to be in uh participating what is this this is
Is just over just under i'm sorry just under ten years old
Wow
135.8. This is bottle 109
It's it's uh, it's rare that I say this it's stunning
This is and i'm not saying that about the proof or how aged it is or how rare it is
whiskey
The the purveyor of fine america whiskey focused on unique selections tailored to each of our customer and partners
Through special relationships with the top distillers across the country rare character has exclusive access to expressions that say
That have never been released to the public never so with ambitious plans for future products including new brands special collaborations
novel barrel finishes and more where character aspires to breathe into life the american whiskey category
Our dedication to innovation and evolution is driven by the profound love and respect for the incredible bourbons and rise
If you ask me, I think this is going to be one that a lot once it gets really out there
This is going to be one that's going to be hunted
That's why we need to gobble all of them up now
I mean because even like stan from total one he was kind of like yeah
What is this all about? Yeah, when he came here from friday night, he was kind of like, oh my god
Rare character is the shit. So hey, man. Um, he had rare character on friday night when I wasn't here
He had not this one not this one. Okay
Yeah, we did we just open you saw me open it. No, it was the single barrel that he had
And it was just a little poor wasn't very much
Stan's been waiting to get on this podcast forever. He tried our infinity bottle dude from the
2024 world of whiskies. He's a fan. Love the guy tried our
45
Bottle infinity bottle out there, which is an impeccable. It's good impeccable bottle
And he also tried the the fray wheat whiskey. Oh the buttery
Just like
He loved it. Oh, yes, of course. He's gay because he's normal. Yes. Oh, I thought he's gay
No, no. Well, he's happy. Yeah, he was super happy
So the problem the problem with this exceptional series is rare character or any of them and you don't see them
I was 100 surprised when you sent a picture that this was a total wine
And this was in the vip concierge concierge and they were like you can't get this. You're not concierge. I was like
Really? Are you sure actually I did say but how did you swing that again? I think jeff nailed it
I looked at them in the eye and I was like, how did you even know about it?
I I looked at kevin. I saw kevin up at total wine. I was like kevin
You got any uh exceptional series rare character and he looked it up. So yeah, we got two bottles, but it's in the concierge
It's a concierge
Holy shit
I don't even know what that really means. I I think they just hold it for select people
I don't even know it didn't hit the radar. I don't think it's hit the radar. I don't think that dude
You know about this yet. You scored. Yeah, they're total wine knew that this was oh, yeah
They pulled it. They were it wasn't on the shelf. It was behind here dude
dude
now
Liquor king has this on the show wonderful
Well, not this but they had a rare character. They did how much they want for it
2000 dollars. I don't because you remember we asked do you ever get rare? Oh, yeah, we have one up there
Although I think he was mistaken. Yeah, it was mistaken. That's not true. That's right
I think he was mistaken. He thought it was rare character. It was something. It wasn't he was wrong. He was wrong
Yes, you're correct. Okay
I don't know what dialogue that was
Okay
Uh, all right. So what what are we what are we doing with this? Do we have do we have a
I think this is a home run three out of three bottles of rare character
Is it's outstanding beyond it's a grand slam
But each one of them do we have a write-up on the the match bill or the this is a single
It's a blend. It's a blend. So we don't know this is a this is a kentucky straight malt whiskey
It's not a bourbon
Okay, but it's a blend and you can't find this
on line
135 proof yes 0.8
0.8
dude, this
Is I i'm thinking it's maybe the best i've ever tried. We said that about the last two
We're not exaggerating on time on this so dudes like us i'm gonna pronounce
I think this is a nine. I've never rated a nine. This is a nine nine for me as well
It's a nine nine across the board. Cheers again guys. This is maybe the best i've ever tried. Hey, thanks kevin
Uh from total wine. Thanks stan for getting us all hooked up and let's not forget about casserole christy. I think she is wonderful
She is great. She's the one that was instrumental behind uh authorizing this by the way
what
casserole christy really
Just go really
Yeah, she's great. Now. It's too late now. He's he's lost all the fun about it
All right
Jesus all right
Well the rare character exceptional series a collection of rare and unique whiskies that are aged in bottle kentucky
Uh, if you could find it buy it. It's expensive buy it
If you're a whiskey fan, absolutely worth every penny. Yeah, buy it. We could say that because we split it three ways
No, that's true. Thank you. Mr. Producer. You are on fire tonight with this producer. Mr. Austin
And so excited for you dudes. I got some shawn i'm paul and i am jess