Oh, kind of a solemn start there.
Yeah, a little violin.
We had competing music going on there.
Yeah, was that a monastery?
Gregorian chant?
Yeah, it was the Shaman Dance of Victory, because we've scored another bottle of whiskey.
It's the first half.
We did.
Well, let me get kind of pepped up here.
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We're already on the 17th of September 2024.
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I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
And here we are.
What happened to your QZ?
I don't know what happened to it.
Yeah, I can give you a hint what happened.
It was a shit show Friday night at Jeff's house.
And where they had an unscheduled recording of podcast with God knows what was going on in here.
We had a pot. It was a Friday night deal. It was the last kind of second thing.
It was a little premeditated, but it was kind of like the same day thing.
But Stan from Total Wine and his pops came up.
And Stan Jr. and Stan Sr. or Stan and Stan Sr. whatever you want to call it.
And Wes, Jeff and I were sitting up here.
And the wheels just shot off.
Well, yeah.
Lots of good discussion.
I don't think I said too much, but everyone was having fun.
Yeah, they were having fun. Stan's dad was just, he wouldn't shut the fuck up, man.
He was just nonstop, nonstop, nonstop.
But the guy is a walking almanac.
He's smart.
Jeff's a different kind of smart, but he just was coming up with some history.
And he's got this Eastern draw from New York.
From New York. He's grown up in Brooklyn.
Yo.
It was a lot of fun. We had fun. We talked a lot about guns.
It's a dude's like us moment for sure. We don't typically ever do that.
You know, we may solicit some friends or something like that.
If someone wants to, hey, man, we want to come out and do a podcast.
Yeah.
It doesn't need to be dudes like us, but if you guys want to come out here and do your own podcast.
Off the cuff, you know, just kind of drink and have some fun.
Because it is. It's a fun night to get on the mics.
We charge $5,000 a night.
Per person.
Perfect.
Well, and so yeah, you guys made quite a bit then from Friday night.
I'm in.
Do we know if the two ladies that we had on that we're going to think about doing a podcast,
did they ever do that? Do we know?
Oh, I'm pretty sure she has not.
I don't think that she would have reached out to me and she would have reached out to me and said, hey,
Hey, listen to this. What do you think?
Something or she would have asked for more advice on, you know, setting up stuff or I can reach out to her if you want.
I'm just curious.
Yeah, I'm curious, too. I mean, I thought it was a good idea.
She had.
Yeah, it was. It was actually some good discussion.
I'm a little more solid, much more serious than we normally talk about.
Very solemn discussion.
I thought it was a very good discussion and they had a lot to say.
Yeah, they really did.
They really did.
So anything new going on?
Eventful week.
Yeah, I think it's an eventful week.
Yeah, socially or politically, I should say.
I mean, someone tried to take another snap of Donald Trump a couple of days ago.
Was that yesterday or the day before?
That was Sunday.
So shit, man.
A couple of days ago, it seems to be like, like, you know, like, oh, well.
So there's there's there's a couple of things, you know, unbelievable.
There's a bunch of things.
You know, how did this guy get on there unchecked?
You know, I mean, he was on the other side on the fence.
So he wasn't even on the property. No, no.
He was sticking his gun through the through the chain link fence of the golf course.
And apparently that's where a lot of photographers during that along that fence line will line up to get pictures of Trump for paparazzi.
Yeah.
So how did I mean, he was there for 12 hours.
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
I said he was in a in a sniper's nest.
I mean, did he have like a sniper's nest?
I think he just had some supplies.
They make it sound a little more sophisticated than it was.
You have a ghillie suit or anything like that.
I mean, I was thinking maybe he had like there was like little camouflage netting out or something like that.
Well, he had some look like some bags hanging on the fence.
I don't know if that was to hide him more or just supplies.
It was interesting.
There's there's some cuckoos out there, you know, and look, regardless, regardless.
He may believe that he's not cuckoo.
I mean, let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe he's just stupid.
Well, most crazy people don't know they're crazy.
I don't think.
Well, I mean, I'm just saying maybe he's so far left and so dug in with this narrative that Donald Trump is the next Mussolini, the next Adolf Hitler.
He's a dictator.
Well, he's going to ruin this country.
It's kind of like, well, they keep telling them that.
I know.
That's what they keep telling him.
We'll never have an election again.
It's the end of the democracy as we know it.
He's a racist.
It's the end of the Republic.
I mean, they just they say all these crazy, fatalistic things that are all lies.
And yeah, it gets it gets them.
I bet if they were to start having consequences for what is it called when you speak falsely about slander, libel, libel, whatever it is, what's the difference?
What's the difference?
There needs to be accountability for that.
I don't know.
If you say something wrong, then you need to, you know, hey, man, press charges against.
Well, that kind of happened with the Covington kid.
Oh, yeah.
Where they got a ridiculous lot of money.
He made a shit ton of money.
He sued all the CNN, ABC, all those Washington Post.
He sued all of them and made a bunch of money.
I know it's he can't disclose how much it was, but he did.
He got him because it was false narrative, it was false information, and they slandered him or libeled him or whatever it is.
Yeah.
So our producer has put up the what's the difference between slander versus land libel.
Can't it just be a simple thing?
Yeah.
Well, they want you to read the whole damn thing.
What is OK?
What does it say?
What is libel?
Libel occurs when a false statement is published in written form.
In any written form.
All right.
That's libel.
So slander is just what any type of deformation.
Oral.
Wow.
Made orally like speaking.
So basically the news.
So coming to I can't remember the guys.
Nick Sandman, I think his name was, got them for slander then and then Washington Post for libel.
Right.
Yeah.
There you go.
Interesting.
Good for him.
More people need to do that.
Yeah, they do.
More people need to do that.
Anyway, so that I mean, and I think it didn't have the shock and awe impact.
Well, he never got a shot off from what I understand.
Well, yeah, they shot at him and apparently missed him.
And he told the guy that, oh, OK, yeah.
He jumped into a Nissan.
There was a shot.
They heard someone say there was a shot.
No, they shot at him.
Yeah.
He was out with the shot and shooting one.
Yeah.
He didn't get any shots off.
But I think what's kind of missing of this that keeps saying, well, he was 300 yards
away, 300 yards away.
It doesn't matter.
Well, he was waiting for him to come around.
Yeah.
And once he got onto that green, he was 100 feet away.
Holy shit.
I didn't hear that.
Well, I heard that on the radio today.
Some guy brought it up on the bond.
He would not have missed him.
He's like something to keep in mind is, yeah, they keep saying he's 300 yards away, but
he wasn't intending to shoot until until he made his way around to the next hole.
Right.
And he would have been 100 feet away.
Great.
And they just happened to see the muzzle through the fence.
In other words, guy, if the guy was not a moron and stick his gun out to where it could
be seen, Trump would be dead.
Yep.
Yeah.
Good chance of it.
Unbelievable.
I don't know how good of a shot this is, but at 100 feet, you think.
Yeah, it's hard to miss that.
Most people.
Then they have the you have the other side that they're saying I'll see in an MSNBC.
And even I got 60 minutes.
So they're kind of like just being idiots about it, saying, well, Trump had this coming
to him.
Right.
You know, they said that the first time they weren't quite as blatant about it, but there
were some outlets who were pissed off that he survived.
Right.
And they're saying, oh, what do you expect?
Trump is saying all this crazy, you know, stuff that's, you know, inviting people to
shoot at him.
I'm like, really?
Is that really what's happening?
It's them that's pushing that.
I know.
That's communicating to these easily warped brains when they hear it over and over and
over.
And then they go, I'll be the hero.
I'll take care of it.
Right.
Then I'll be the hero.
Yeah, like a hero.
Yeah.
You know who Vindman?
Did you hear what his wife posted and then what he said afterward?
Apparently she said, relax.
No ears were harmed.
Yes.
And then he stuck up for and went a little bit further.
I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was, it was, it was bad.
And Vindman's the one who tried to nail him on the Ukraine call.
Right.
So for a quid pro quid pro quo, right?
Quid quo pro.
Vind, V-I-N-D.
V-I-N-D man.
Yeah.
Yeah, Alexander Vindman.
Yeah.
His comment, uh, supporting his wife was, they were talking about it on the radio and
I couldn't believe I was like, why the fuck, man?
There's just hatred out there.
Oh, just it's, it's, it's pure hatred.
Irrational.
It is.
And it's, and it's a matter of, uh, these people, I don't know how you get past it
because they have such vitriol for that, for Trump and to a degree his supporters.
Yeah.
Uh, and well, yeah, JD Vance and Ted Cruz and I mean, everybody, everybody who is-
Well, not just that, but even us, you know, cause-
Oh yeah, we're deplorables.
And this didn't happen to me, but I know there are some families who don't talk anymore.
Right.
Because you supported Trump.
Unbelievable.
And it wasn't the other way around.
It's not the, well, you supported Biden.
I'm not, I'm disowning you.
It's always the other way.
Yeah, seriously.
I don't hear much of that.
I mean, I know there are some people out there that said, oh my God, you're a Harris supporter.
I'm done with you.
I mean, you vote how you vote.
I don't give a shit.
Yeah.
But no question there are people out there like that, but more often than not, when we
hear in the news, somebody disowning somebody else or, or, or completely unleashing on somebody
is because they support Trump.
Correct.
I mean, and that's why celebrities have to hide that they, they like Trump.
Various figures have to hide.
Everybody has to hide that they like Trump.
Yeah.
No one has to hide that they, that they, they like Harris.
Yeah.
I saw some footage today that who's the idiot who got fired from CNN, not the black guy.
Toobin.
No, uh, Don Lemon.
No, not dead lemon.
The other guy, his little partner.
Oh, he was back now.
Brian Stulzer.
No, not him.
The, uh, he was the brother of the governor Cuomo.
Oh yes.
Chris, Chris black.
Chris.
No, I said not the black guy.
Yeah.
But he basically, Chris Cuomo has basically come out and he's starting to see the, see
the rational, the irrationality of it.
And he always believed he didn't believe in that really.
He said that he didn't believe that he was told to say that.
Yeah.
And he says, you know, I don't agree with Trump.
I don't do this, do that.
But these people are taking it way too far.
Oh, they're crazy.
They're irrational.
That's what he said.
He goes there, right?
And I watched it.
Do you see the, the Tucker Carlson and Chris Cuomo interview?
I did.
I watched a lot of that.
No, it was very civil.
I liked it.
It was, but you could see the air of asshole in Chris.
Oh yeah.
He's a prick.
He is totally a prick.
And he's like, he's like a guy that just thinks his shit doesn't stink.
Oh yeah.
You know, he was kind of like, Hey, look at me.
Hey, by the way, look, I'm a, I'll kick your ass, dude.
Let's go right now.
You remember during COVID, didn't they show him in his house, work it out and you know,
working around shirtless and always at his house.
He doesn't have to wear one.
The dude loves himself.
There's no question.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, he does.
He's got all sorts of tons of self love going on.
But you know, if, if you come around and you start to see the light, I can respect that.
But if you're just blind to it, like, I don't think Joy Behar will ever get there.
Joy Reed will ever get there.
What be those types of folks?
Rachel Maddow.
Yeah.
And these are supposed to be objective anchors on TV that, that are supposed to give you
unbiased, you know, I don't know about the view.
I don't know if they're supposed to be.
Oh no, not the view, not the view.
That's what that show is.
It's just ridiculousness.
Right.
But, uh, you know, these, these news people are just people in general.
You know, if you start to come around, you go, yeah, that's bullshit.
What's going on?
Right.
Just recognize it.
Just go, you know, it's, it's not acceptable.
Uh, and the press, the Dems or whoever you want to call it, or it's, or they're going
too far.
They are.
So walk me through this whole Haitians eating cats and dogs.
And so, so the story is that, you know, some people, I guess, I guess a new story came
out that Trump and JD Vance latched onto.
And so they've been saying that Haitians are eating kidnapping and eating people.
Well, I saw, well, I saw this whole thing blew up because they were saying those are
lies.
Yes.
Well, I saw it before Trump settled on the debate and it was the video.
It was a guy, uh, at a Springfield council meeting.
Okay.
And he was talking about, uh, the drivers, I believe.
Listen to this bullshit on NBC Haitians in Ohio find solidarity at church after a chaotic
week of false pet eating claims.
Right.
Oh, like the victims.
That's on NBC right now.
That's what they're saying.
Yeah.
That's the victim victims, you know, well, but that's totally not true.
Trump is saying it.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
So that's not the underlying problem.
Here's the underlying problem.
The federal government is dropping tens of thousands of illegal immigrants into these
tiny towns.
They dropped 20,000 into Springfield.
I think there's 50,000 people that live there.
Yeah.
And then, and then they have an example of a town that had 4,000 and they dropped several
thousand Haitians.
I mean, so it was exactly that.
And then there was a story out there today where there was a 21 year old man that beat
a little girl who was 14 years old because she wouldn't get up.
Yeah.
That's what I said to you today.
Yeah.
He was riding on the same school bus as the middle schoolers in elementary because he
was going to school to learn at the age of 20.
Oh shit.
And he told the girl to get up and she wouldn't.
So he grabbed her and assaulted her basically.
Yeah.
Because in his culture, that's okay.
Yeah, I guess women are not allowed to say no to a man.
Right.
And I'm sure nothing's going to happen to this dude.
Okay.
And, and, and these poor city councils, they're, they don't know what to do.
Right.
Their, their towns are completely overwhelmed.
They're having traffic accidents because these people are driving and they don't have licenses.
They don't know how to drive and their fatalities are...
There's a boy that got killed in Springfield.
I think it was the first thing I saw.
Yeah.
And they hit a school bus, I think.
Right.
So you have to, you have to respect, you have to respect these.
The people that live in these small cities and small towns to be upset.
But I called the city manager and he said this was unsubstantiated.
Well, bullshit.
It isn't.
Well, he may be saying what's unsubstantiated is the eating of pets, but not the dropping
of 5,000, 10,000, 20,000 Haitians in a town that's not prepared for it.
They weren't given any heads up.
The federal government is just dropping people and they're probably going to try to give
them a hamaski, right?
We know this.
They're trying to get them to vote so that they can...
All they care about, they don't care about destroying America.
They just want the votes.
They want to stay in power.
Correct.
And so, but they are literally destroying.
And then if they say something about it, they're woke mobbing them.
Oh yeah.
Like, oh, yeah, no.
And then they come out with these headlines that you just read, Sean.
It's false.
Which, oh, well, yeah, the church is...
They're finding solitude in church because the town is being racist and this and that.
I mean, come on.
And all the city council members that I have read on, they're like, they're not dogging
them.
They're simply saying, we weren't ready for this and we're overwhelmed.
Did they know that it was going to happen?
No, they did not.
They just showed up.
And that's a Biden thing.
That wasn't a Greg Abbott or a DeSantis busing them there.
That was the Biden administration, the Biden-Harris administration depositing them across the
country.
It's insane.
Twenty thousand.
Yes.
It's not a big town.
I mean, what do you think is going to happen when there's not enough resources to support
these people?
Right.
Crime, right?
Crime's going to go up.
Craziness is going to happen.
You know, everything's going to...
Yeah.
One of the calls I heard was, there was a 911 call.
They're like, yeah, there's four Haitians walking down the street and each have a goose
in their hand.
They stole it from the local pond.
Right.
They're like, can we eat?
Sure.
Yeah.
There you go.
I mean, that's not a pet.
That's their culture though.
So they're used to doing it.
They don't know how to assimilate into the United States.
They don't understand what it's like.
They got in New York City, they've got all these grocery carts all lined up and they've
engineered some sort of metal bars to go in there and put grating on top.
They got a little fire going on the bottom of the cart and they're freaking cooking
food.
Like a market, street market.
Dude, they are just trying to survive.
I'm sure.
What meat?
Right.
Whatever meat they can find.
I'm sure it was probably chicken or whatever, but I'm just, they got whatever the store.
My point is that they're setting up these makeshift squalor camps.
Little things that, but they're selling it and they don't have a license or anything.
They're selling the food that they're cooking out of a shopping cart.
Oh my God.
They're cooking it on top.
I wonder if you could pull that New York shopping cart food court grill.
But you see, you see the point here.
They're just, we're creating chaos by dropping these people into an unwinnable situation.
You basically got third world in Haitian.
Yes.
You're just picking them up and depositing them, dropping them to create another third
world scenario wherever they're at.
Well, what do you think they're going to do?
Because they don't know.
I'm not saying they're not dumb.
It's just, they don't know.
They have no idea.
Yeah.
I mean, think about it.
That would be like us being dropped in the middle of Africa with no resources.
What would we do?
Immigrants.
I'd wear a loin cloth.
Start howling like Tarzan.
You got some of these guys that are going right into the store and they just load up
a bag and they walk out and then they cook it.
That's true.
They don't have to pay for it.
There's people like, they showed a little meme of this guy in Germany.
I mean, they're everywhere's having the same problem.
Yeah.
Wherever there's an unchecked number of migrants.
And unfortunately, the progressive slash liberals have gotten into power in a lot of these countries
that have caused this problem.
Yes.
Where you see it not happening is Hungary.
And I think they want anarchy.
They want the erosion of nationality.
They want a one world government.
Well, not just that, but these people that are moving in there also want to take over
the country.
Right.
Get elected into city council and like what's happened to Britain.
Correct.
I mean, yeah, this is an invasion.
It's a soft invasion is what it is.
And we allowed it to happen.
So yeah, that's fun.
And there was also a hurricane that hit Louisiana.
Didn't hear anything about that this week.
Oh, that's kind of weird too.
But I think it hit the shore.
I think it turned up to a category three or two, two, and then it just kind of farted.
It did do some damage.
Of course.
Yeah.
But it kind of, I guess that doesn't even make news anymore.
Well, it doesn't make news because no one died.
There was no major, I don't know what it takes.
It's like the hub and bub.
Every time there's a hurricane, it's like the drama.
They have to build it up to something that's not.
Right.
I wonder why this one didn't turn into that.
Is it?
I don't know.
I don't know what would be the driving force on that.
On it getting press?
Yeah.
I mean, because I heard about it, but usually I don't watch much news anymore.
Local news or anything like that.
So I don't know if it was covered.
I don't watch the weather channel.
I'm sure it's all over the weather channel.
Typically, even if you watched Fox News or CNN, they're going to have a segment of hurricane.
Yeah.
Right.
It doesn't matter what channel you're looking at.
But again, I don't watch a lot of news all day.
I watch the five and that's it.
Right.
As far as news is concerned, just because it's news is bullshit.
Yeah.
I don't even watch TV based news anymore at all.
I get a hundred percent of my news from the phone.
I watch Dana Perino.
She's hot.
Well, whatever.
I mean, that's not really the reason I like the way she is, but she's like, uh, she's
out in the mornings from 10 11, something like that.
And she's on her at the five.
You know who I, I, I has a lot of hot sports opinions is Megan Kelly.
Oh yeah.
She does.
Damn.
You see her just, she's a firecracker.
She's here just off on all sorts of shit.
Do you see her thrash on a Taylor Swift?
Yeah.
She was like Taylor's sweat.
Now was this because she released that long, she endorsed, uh, Kamala after the debate.
Correct.
Yeah.
And, uh, Danica Patrick, she, she also dogged on her because she made it sound like, Oh,
I watched the debate and I didn't read it, but I watched the debate and you know, I've
made up my mind based on the debate.
And if clearly that was Witten way before the debate happened.
And so that's why, you know, Megan Kelly and Danica Patrick, you know, just totally shitting
all over her.
Like don't fucking try to.
I think Megan Kelly is at the point in her career where she's at the, I don't give a
shit.
Oh, she doesn't give a shit because she works for herself.
Is she, is she doing private?
Is she on a private deal?
Megan Kelly?
Yeah.
Is she?
Okay.
So it's kind of like Tucker.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Who's the same, same thing.
She's really pretty by the way.
Oh yeah.
She's, she's beautiful and she's got a fantastic brain and she stands for all the right shit
and she doesn't put up with stuff.
I love that long hair though.
I think that long hair looks great.
Dial it back there, Chico.
What's going on?
No, I'm just saying she always had like, you know, short hair.
Put your pants back on.
Oh, stop it.
I have bourbon all over my pants.
Is that why your pants are off?
She had, she kind of turned.
I think she had to when she had her good morning in America or whatever, her morning show.
I think she, she's not built for that.
I think they kind of forced her into more of a moderate type of position where she really
couldn't display her thing.
Plus she was talking about, you know, recipes and cooking.
That's not who she is.
No, she's just someone, she's a commentator.
Dude, I don't, she's good at it.
She's fired up.
I don't give a shit about what Taylor Sif says.
I mean, is it, is it wrong that she uses her platform to say that she's voting for Kamala?
You know, I had that, I had that discussion.
So I mean, I don't get, I mean, look, I think it's wrong to shape young minds, to sway them.
I think that you need to give them opportunity to make these choices themselves when it comes
to things like this.
So from that perspective, I think she is wrong.
I think it's a, I think that what she should have said was she's going to choose to go
to vote for Harris, but everyone else should like weigh out all the pros and cons and make
your own decision.
Do it for you.
Don't do it because I say, because that's, you know, so let me, let me, so I totally,
totally agree.
And so you know how when, um, Brittany Mahomes, you know, Patrick Mahomes, his wife, she liked
a comment, she liked a Trump comment.
Okay.
So that made everybody realize, oh shit, she's a Trump, you know, she's for Trump.
And then everybody's like, oh shit, well, how's that going to go down with Taylor Swift
and her because they're, you know, the buddies and you know, one's liberal and one's apparently
conservative.
Anyway, so that caused a whole shit show.
You can be friends with the other side.
I know it's retarded.
They're making such a big deal about it.
But my point is that you made a big shit show out of it up until the point where they noticed
where they were sitting in the suite.
They weren't sitting next to each other.
Oh, so gay.
And anyway, so scissoring.
So well, I think they were after the game.
No, no.
Was that a thing?
That's usually what happens in the suites.
Yeah.
You know that I've never been in.
They call it the scissor suite.
Yes.
Oh, come on.
You knew that anyway.
So I thought that was the barbershop.
Of course.
Then of course they turn on Patrick Mahomes and they're starting to, you know, elicit from
him.
Well, how do you feel about your wife liking that?
And what about the Taylor Swift?
And what do you, are you, I think he did a good job at it.
He was brilliant.
He said what I think every person who's not a politician or, or, you know, doesn't, is
not really super educated and have a platform where it's warranted.
He said the right thing.
He said that's not really my thing.
I'm, you know, I'm a, I'm a quarterback and, you know, I think everybody should register
to vote and vote for whoever they want to, but I'm not really in a position to, to, you
know, to tell anybody how to vote.
I thought that is exactly what I think celebrities, sports people, you know, but that, I bet that
drove that reporter nuts.
Oh yeah.
He wanted him to slam Trump or support him so that he could create a major story.
That would have been a major story.
Patrick Mahomes likes Trump and he's, he's a God, right?
Patrick Mahomes is a fricking God.
And in the Midwest, I guarantee probably 70%, 70 plus percent of, of Kansas city likes Trump.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, I just, back to your point, you asked, is it okay for someone to use their platform
to a degree?
I think they're, if their platform is, is not, is not politically, you know, politically
oriented, you know what I mean?
That'd be like, do you know, it'd be like, you don't want to, you don't want to, I think
it's just represent half the population.
I think it should be, I'm voting this election.
Make sure you vote.
Right.
Make sure you do your homework and make sure you vote.
I'm going to vote.
I know who I'm voting for.
It doesn't matter.
You vote for who you want.
And even if you're passionate, if you say, you know what, I, I, I like Trump, I like
Trump's policies or I like Harris, I like her policies, but Hey, that's the way, that's
the way I'm voting.
That doesn't mean you should vote that way.
I would respect that too.
They use the sway people.
Yeah.
Well, she's a billionaire.
So, you know, there's a reason why she wants a Democrat in office because they're conniving
with all the laws that they have.
You're talking about Harris and Swindon?
Yes.
She doesn't apply for the regular folk like us.
I actually have not.
Okay.
So I watched her documentary, Shelly and I watched it and it showed, it followed her
through the entire like, you know, a tour that she was doing and it showed her getting
upset about some things that Trump said.
And she was watching the news, you know, the, the, the mainstream media and how they were
spinning it.
And it was getting her all bent out of shape about, you know, Trump and, and the means
racist things that he says.
And it was, and she just felt compelled in her heart to, you know, that she just couldn't
stay quiet and she, and she needed to say something about it type of thing.
And they tried to talk her out of it.
Her family tried to talk her out of it.
Don't go political, just stay as an entertainer.
I mean, it was all in the documentary.
I was, I was impressed.
And she said, no, I, it's in my heart.
I have to do this.
And so she did.
And, you know, it didn't go poorly for her, but, um, actually there was some meme out
there that said that she lost 17 million people.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know either.
But, but again, what is she basing it on?
She's basing it on bullshit bullshit and lies from the bullshit mainstream media.
Right.
She doesn't know the first first fucking thing about Trump.
And she certainly is not well versed on the, his economics, his platform, uh, his, you
know, what he believes the federal government's role should be.
And she has no idea about any of that stuff.
She doesn't know that Trump's an asshole.
Well, guess what?
We know Trump's an asshole too.
I know he's an asshole.
Right.
I complete, I say it a hundred times.
Trump is an asshole, but he knows what's right for this country.
He knows what the federal government's role should be.
He knows what policies are good for America and moving America forward in terms of line
order and keeping the border closed and doing things by law and order.
Like whatever.
Right.
Anyway, I got all, I got all passionate.
That's all right.
I have it.
That's good.
Did you put your pants back on by the way you make me feel here?
It's nice and cozy in here actually.
Let's talk about something else that happened today.
Oh, like what?
There's lots of things that happen in Lebanon.
This is the coolest story ever.
I don't know if cool is the right word.
Is this now fascinating?
Is this the, uh, where I don't think Massad has owned up to it.
They all, they won't, but they're, the thought is that Hezbollah, they got away from cell
phones because cell phones have all kinds of tracking and they're very problematic for
the terrorist.
Right.
So they said, well, let's go back a few decades and start using pagers again.
Right.
So they did this, but somehow somebody got ahold of them and implanted some explosives
in them.
Amazing.
They say they knew apparently while I'm assuming they knew exactly which pagers to somehow
detonate.
Yeah, somehow.
So they, I don't know, I don't know.
I know that you said they killed eight people.
Eight.
The story I heard was eight people, dozens wounded, 8,000.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
At least eight people killed and more than 2,700 injured.
Many of them got, I'm hoping well, like tons of them.
So basically they, it sounds like they impacted all of the pagers and they just went boom
all at once.
And tried to take out all the Hezbollah fighters at once.
That's unbelievable.
It's genius.
It's amazing.
Many of the victims had injuries to their faces, hands, and stomachs.
You know, you got to, you got to think that a lot of innocents were injured as well, but
shit man.
But didn't say anything about that.
Well, how are you going to know how many?
Well, I saw a video.
Did you send that?
I sent that.
So I saw that video.
There was two videos.
I didn't really get the hell was going on.
I had to read about it, but that was crazy.
Oh yeah.
I mean, you sit in a market and all of a sudden, boom, and the dude's on the ground.
Yeah.
And all these people around him kind of scatter and then they, and then they slowly come back
and they're kind of looking at him on the ground.
Why am I pooping out my belly button?
You said that?
I don't believe it was an Arabic, but it was closed captioned.
Dude, I'm telling you, massage.
Do not fuck with the man.
They're amazing.
You have to think it's them.
Oh, what else could it be?
Or maybe it was just a, maybe it's just a bad device.
How would you know?
I mean, why are they suggesting it's them?
It was a glitch.
Well, who else would it be?
Yeah.
But still, who else wants to take out Hezbollah terrorists?
Who's been launching rockets?
Who's been launching rockets into Israel from the north?
But that is a crazy crazy, I mean, they had to been sitting on that for a long time, waiting
for years.
Like, Hey, we're going to get everybody a way to communicate.
And we get Johnny over you.
Johnny is going to get you set up with these pages.
Right.
It's going to take a while.
And then you become that guy.
Yes.
Maybe it started off where he had these disposable phones.
What are the paid to play phones?
The burners, the burner phones.
That's what I'm saying.
To start it off then to set this up.
Oh, you're right.
You had to have somebody implanted to set this up was, is took a long time.
By the way, we need 5,000 of these things.
There's not a problem, dude.
I'll get those all set up for you.
Well, and then set them on it.
Listen, if you guys want to mobilize, you know, we sent out one tweet or one text and
all of you Hezbollah fighters will get it at once is a genius way to stay in contact.
You all have to have them.
So I want to have to have one if they set them all off at once because they're saying
so otherwise they'd start ditching them.
That's what I mean.
Did they do it all at once where all of a sudden just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
That's awesome.
Yes.
It's crazy.
Well, remember how they took out the, uh, the Gaza leader in Iran with a bunch of razors?
No, they, no, they knew that he was going to be staying in the guest house.
And so they sit, put a bomb in the guest house months before he showed up there.
And then they detonated and kill.
That's right.
Yes.
And they were in a supremely secured area, which was not far from the dude, the atola.
Right.
It was one of his guest houses and they waited for him to be there as a guest months, years
ahead of time.
Who knows and detonated and killed him.
And they're like, fuck.
Yeah, dude, dude.
Well, the thing is unbelievable.
They call the long game.
If you really want anyone to be gotten at any time that it was a wake up call to any
of those guys, the Ayatollah, they were like, if we want you dead, you will get you dead.
Well, it's basically if you heard the Trump team guy saying during the Taliban negotiations,
he says, if this, here are the terms and if it doesn't happen, I know where you live.
Right.
I know where your family is.
And I think he handed him a piece of paper with his address on it.
Right.
Or a picture of his address.
Yeah.
And he just walked out the door.
If you harm a hair on any of my soldiers, this is what's going to happen to you.
I know where you live.
We're going to kill you.
And why wouldn't we anyway?
The guy, the guy was the Trump looked at the interpreter and he was like, tell them the
interpreter was like, Oh, I guess I'll tell him.
He tells him.
And then the guy takes, like Jeff said, takes his address or no, it takes this photograph
of his house.
Right.
And he throws it down in front of him and fucking walks out the door.
Yeah.
And then somehow he lost the election and then Biden takes over and we leave $7 billion
worth of equipment and 17 soldiers guy and they take over the country in like a week.
Yeah.
Well, you know, they had to get out of Afghanistan because China needed to go into Afghanistan
and do some mining.
They needed the precious materials there.
And China was getting impatient.
They said, you need to leave.
That's what's happening right now.
But you know, the China's having the same problem that we had with all the, uh, the
terrorists hitting them.
So same thing's happening to China, but China's there now.
And they know they don't say it was seamless.
So you kind of like, all right, well, what's going on here?
Right.
Why, why, why did China go in there?
Right.
Well, I think Afghanistan just leave it alone.
No one has been successful in trying to liberate that country.
Yeah.
Just leave it and it'll progress or not.
Yeah.
You got to feel bad for the, I mean, imagine this, this is, I think we talked about this
before.
We were there for over 20 years.
Oh yeah.
And they were going to school.
Yes.
And they were going to school.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's gone.
Yes.
And, and now imagine being 20 years old and that's all you've ever known is freedom.
And then America gets leaves with his tail between his leg, a bunch of fucking cowards
that we did and you know, not because they wanted to, but because their leadership made
them.
And, uh, and now they are wearing burkas.
And if they speak in public, they can't go to school anymore.
And if they, if they speak in public, they could, they could be killed or just kind of
stoned or stoned, caned or beaten up, raped, whatever you want, man.
But at this point, you're absurd, but it's just for Sharia law.
You have to look, it's not going to happen until they want it to happen.
We're never going to fix it.
That's what I mean.
It's not going to happen until they want it to happen.
And then we're enough of them.
They don't recognize it as being wrong.
Why?
No, that's the thing.
No, he's saying the people who are oppressed, people that are oppressed until there's enough
of them that could overthrow that Taliban and keep power.
It's never going to change ever.
It'll fall back.
And we can't go in there and force it because we tried.
Yeah.
It'll fall back into civil war because I'm sure there are factions, right?
Russia failed as well.
Well, but when I say factions, I'm talking about Afghanis who don't want Taliban rule.
Remember?
And they were the Afghanis that, you know, partnered with the United States and the ones
that partnered with Soviet Union to try to overthrow the Taliban.
I mean, there's always, it's so complicated.
It's more diverse.
It's like tribes and families and merging with other families and tribes.
Yeah.
There's not one Afghan people.
I mean, it's a million tribes that don't get along.
I mean, that's part of the problem, right?
I mean, it's and it's so rural and just mountainous, mountainous.
And just that's what I made it.
It's awful.
It will never change or prove until they want it to.
That's true.
Well, and the same thing goes for Iran.
Same thing goes for Syria.
Same thing goes for North Korea.
Yep.
So they have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13.
Oh, good Lord.
14 tribal societies, provinces within Afghanistan.
See, that's impossible to Afghanistan is a multi ethnic and tribal society with many
ethnic groups, including the the Pashtuns, the Tahiks, the Hazaras, the Uzbeks, the Turkmen,
the Balkh, the Pashwa, Pashi, Nurista, you know, a Maki Arab.
Some of those are friendly to Americans.
Exactly. It all depends on what their end goal is.
I mean, they beat the shit out of the Soviets.
You know, they didn't really beat the shit out of us when we had what they did when Obama
was in power.
But when we changed the rules of engagement, we took the upper hand and we started, you
know, we started doing OK.
They just hid the caves and waited.
Yeah, I guess.
That's all it was.
You're not going to be here forever.
Right.
I'm going to play the waiting team.
I'm going to go live in this cave for a decade.
Yeah.
And I'll see you again.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
OK, they have two languages in Afghanistan, Dari and Pashto.
Right.
Pashto.
Yeah.
Pashto.
I don't know.
However, but it's kind of they said most people know both languages.
Yeah.
They just mostly speak the other.
But they know China.
China has multiple languages as well.
You got Mandarin.
Interesting.
And what's the other one?
There's another one I know.
Yeah.
Well, we have, you know, eight or nine now.
Eight or nine languages.
More than that.
Yeah.
We have Cajun and we have New Jersey.
Cajun.
What does Cajun sound like?
It's kind of hillbilly with a twang of something.
It's very French sounding.
Huh.
Because the French lived, Cajun are like that's where the French was with Louisiana Purchase.
Right.
The French lived down there.
And Cajun is very French sounding.
Isn't that amazing that there's still an influence, French influence or French influence?
Influenced something.
You know what I mean?
It's still there.
Well, that yeah.
Plus, you end up in Canada, you have Quebec or Quebec or what's it?
How was it?
Letter Kenny?
They have like six different ways to say Quebec.
I don't remember that.
That's French.
Well, you don't watch Letter Kenny.
Yeah.
Oh, Letter Kenny.
Yeah.
Letter Kenny.
But you know, that's to be fair.
Very nice.
But Quebec is highly French.
Chuck's going to be so mad.
He's wanted to do that for so long.
So, so I used to, at my job, we used to have companies who wanted French keyboards.
Right.
So we had to either order them that way or retrofit them back.
And it was a pain in the ass.
Oh, I bet.
So.
I bet.
So it says, what are the three main Chinese languages?
And the official dialect of China is Mandarin, also called Patunga.
More than 70% of the Chinese population speaks Mandarin, but there are also several other
major dialects in China.
The Yu, which is Cantonese.
Cantonese.
That's what I was thinking.
Cantonese.
Yeah.
Xang, which is a Hunanese.
Wow.
The Min dialect, the Gan dialect, the Wu dialect and Cajia or Hakka dialect.
Hakka.
No, no, no.
Hakka.
Oh, Hakka.
Now dialect, is that different than accents, regional accents?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Dialect.
Cause I can have a different dialect and we're speaking the same language.
Like Ebonics?
No, I mean, that would be, that's not accent.
No.
What's a dialect?
Dialect.
Well, I mean, that's a totally different language, right?
I thought dialect is another word for just language.
I think it's another word for like an accent.
I don't think so, but maybe it's a different dialect and language.
All right.
What is dialect?
All right.
It's a regional or social variety.
A vocal dialect is a variation of language that is unique to a specific region.
Kind of like Southern people have a Southern draw.
That's a Southern dialect.
Okay.
Yeah.
So the different accents.
Yeah.
So Cacanese is a dialect of English.
So like Cajun.
That would be a dialect.
That'd be a dialect.
That's like the water boy.
That was like Cajun stuff going on there, right?
No, that's a stutter.
Yeah.
So remember the guy, the football coach and he was like, I must be named.
We've got him to go first.
We can damn.
That was Bill Cosby.
So what does the New Jersey accent be a dialect?
Yeah, it is.
So they're saying the exact same words.
Right.
Yeah.
So I'm from around here, boy.
Accent is just a dialect.
Think about it.
What is accent?
When you accent something or something is accented.
So that's it.
It's the same as a dialect.
Dialect.
Correct.
Okay.
I think dialect would be a more fair of a, of a term than an accent.
We just got used to saying accent.
Well, cause you don't hear, he has a Southern dialect.
He's got a Southern accent.
You got a Southern draw.
That's true.
They do not say dialect here in the United States.
But that's what they are.
Right.
It's a variety of a language with other varieties.
I want you to provide for us for entertainment value.
Oh boy.
A Southern accent, man.
Just say something.
Just try.
Try.
We'll get you in the, we'll get you in the mode here.
I don't know.
No, no.
Just say the cat, the cat.
The draw.
That was close.
It was close.
You know, trying to think of sentences now you got a word.
Come on.
You can do this.
I can't.
I don't know.
Try sounds like cat fat.
Come on.
Say, what do you mean sounds like cat?
I went down the river and shot some catfish with my shotgun.
You can't say that.
You can't show my cat fish.
Come on.
Let's spend the rest of the podcast working on this.
All right.
Yeah.
Got it.
So that's it.
I got it.
Okay.
That wasn't much of an effort.
Well, it's a little bit of a sound bite.
He's trying to get a sound bite out of him.
I was trying to figure out the mode over there.
I was like, he's going to be something for our listeners.
He does all the listening and the editing.
Right.
And then he'll take a little tiny, like really dumb, uh, sound bite.
That's usually me or usually Sean.
Mostly never of Jeff.
And he says, well, there's not really any retarded sound bites of me.
There's a lot of you, Paul.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know if that's true.
I don't cut anything out.
So if you hear it in there, it's in there.
So that was an effort by Sean to capture him in a sound bite.
And that was, that was really not the guest best best attempt.
Oh, come on.
We needed a better attempt.
You're a stonewall.
Yeah.
There, there, no.
There's a comfort zone.
You just choose not to cross those.
There's yes.
Yes.
He has what they call a filter.
Well, Jeff and I have a safety dome because of your lack of filter.
Oh, please.
Even your wife is a safety dome.
Yes.
It was great.
That was great.
That was funny.
But I was against you, not me.
No, you were going after me.
No, it was, she called safety dome on you.
She said it because we're in the kitchen and he started getting handsy.
And she's like, safety dome is coming out.
That's what she did.
All right.
She was over there by that kitchen table.
Yeah, that was, that was pretty funny.
You ruined it for everybody.
Yeah.
Really?
Cause you stripped down to your tidy whiteys and it was got out.
Right.
Oh, after you left.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I'm like, okay, good.
Let's turn the corner.
It was like Saran wrap.
Oh, he's on this turn the corner.
I've said that before.
Well, not the underwear part, but the whole, uh, you know, I went upstairs
and grabbed the Noah's mill and I went downstairs.
I don't know what day that was.
That was here.
I was like, we were here and I was like, we're turning the corner.
Yeah.
That's ever since then has been a thing.
It's like, oh shit, we're turning a corner.
I don't remember.
That was a while back too.
Yeah.
We did too.
Yeah.
That knows bill do it.
I don't know if you guys recall.
Do you guys remember Michael Jackson's brother?
Tito.
I'm not sure.
It's Tito.
I think it's Tito.
Is it Tito?
Tito.
Yeah.
He was 70 and he passed away.
70.
Think about it.
It's not that far from us.
It kind of isn't.
It's, it's, we're closer to that than we were from being born.
Much closer.
Yeah.
Much closer.
So I think, you know, usually when people say they're 50, Oh, you know, I'm actually
half way point.
No, you ain't.
So he was, he was 70.
He was a spokesman for his younger sister, the singer, Janet Jackson, said in a statement
on Monday that Mr. Jackson died of a heart attack while driving to Oklahoma from New
Mexico.
She didn't specific, the statement didn't specify where exactly he was driving.
So it sounds like, yeah.
Shit.
That's too bad.
Hopefully he didn't take anyone out.
So he was, so was he one of the originals and he was in the Jackson five.
Yeah.
And he was with them the whole time.
And just, just a brother living off the Jackson Jackson, Jackson five singer and guitarist.
Yes.
He wasn't one of the main, main ones, you know, obviously he, uh, have any kind of solo
career.
I wonder if we pull up an old track of a Jackson five.
Yeah.
Which, which one though, which one was the one playing the guitar?
I think.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
He's right there.
So Tito Jackson was an American musician.
He was a founding member of the Jackson five.
Who rose to fame in the late sixties and seventies with the Motown label.
And later he continued success with the group on the Epic label in the late 1970s and eighties.
What group Jackson five for the Jackson five.
Yeah.
When did the Jackson five end?
I thought, uh, I thought Michael left that in the late seventies.
I guess it was a little bit later than I thought.
He was five foot nine.
Really?
That's it.
Well, his big album was what?
80, 81.
A two thriller.
Yeah.
He had an album before that.
Right.
Um, off the wall.
And it was a good one.
Yeah.
It has some good music.
You're talking about Tito.
It might've been Michael.
No, no, no, no.
Michael.
Oh yeah.
I was like, and, and that would have to be late seventies, early eighties.
It was, it was late seventies.
I think.
Yeah.
What Michael Jackson's off the wall.
And so it was probably good.
Ten years went by between party Jackson five and, um, and his son, because it said he would,
they were active through the early eighties of the Jackson five.
Oh, without Michael, I guess, I don't know.
The Jackson four.
Right.
Maybe it was.
So maybe they replaced him with somebody else.
Chick.
Don't get enough, you know, working day and night off the wall.
She's out of my, she's out.
My life.
Hold on.
Wow.
Sounded like Jeff.
That was you, wasn't it?
I said that.
Um, hold on.
So his original album off the wall is his very first album.
What year did that come out?
Michael Jackson.
I don't know, but his first album was, was that his first album?
Um, cause there's some big hits.
Oh, they were.
Um, let me see here.
1978.
Um, I'm sorry.
His date was a 1979 August 10th Epic records, which was part of Tito's plan off the walls,
the fifth studio album by the American singer, Michael Jackson, the fifth studio album by
the American singer, Michael Jackson released on 19, 1979.
You gotta remember, I mean, was it Jackson five that would do do do we do do do do do
do rock and Robin.
So they are they calling that Jackson five, but that's called, they're calling that his
part of his, one of his five studio albums.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Go into Jackson's first.
It was Jackson's first album released through Epic records and the first produced by Quincy
Jones, whom he met while working in the 78 film, the wiz.
Yeah.
I want to know what the very first solo album by Michael Jackson was and what was two and
what was three and what was four and five thriller than bad.
Then I lose it after that man in the mirror.
One man of the man in the mirror.
Yeah.
He kind of lost me.
Got to be there is the debut solo studio album by American singer, Michael Jackson released
a Motown 72.
Oh shit.
That was a single.
Was it an album?
Uh, well, um, I know the studio album.
Yeah.
Cause he's tiny.
The debut solo studio album.
He went solo not shortly after the Jackson five after the Jackson five created the greatest
hits.
Look at that debut solo.
I don't think a lot of people know this that Michael Jackson's very first solo album was
in 72 and he's like a little kid.
I mean, he's a teenager.
Yeah.
You know, and that says a lot.
Uh, I mean, he really did.
He really did not have a childhood at all.
And that's why he was a freak at Neverland.
He wanted to relive his childhood.
I know.
I know he was, you were like, are you looking into the, the, the butthole of a child or
whatever you say when we talk about Michael Jackson, he's staring into the abyss of some
small boys, but okay, you guys need to watch that documentary.
Yeah.
That the HVL one.
So give me, give me the other albums.
Give me the quick rundown of his other albums because when did he like Michael Jackson list
of Michael Jackson albums?
Yes.
Please list of Michael Jackson albums in order.
Michale.
All right.
What do we got list of in order of release?
That's it right there.
Yeah.
So there's got to be, there was what the first one, right?
Got to be there was the first one.
So the next one was Ben.
What?
Ben in 72.
Oh, stop.
Greatest show on earth.
You do not know.
The only one I'm dreaming of.
Look at number nine.
She'll be making up your own Michael Jackson.
I mean, I see if you can find it.
Shut up.
That is not, it was from a show.
I mean, I see if you can find Ben, the song from Michael Jackson.
I thought you, I got to hear a little part of it.
Isn't Ben from like a horror movie about rats?
No, it's the Ben was a bear.
You guys have no fucking clue.
No, talking about being on opposite sides of the planet on what Ben is.
I know what Ben was.
You think it's a psycho bear?
One of my favorite songs.
No, it's a horror movie about rats.
No.
Oh, good Lord.
This is, this was a sad, it was about Ben.
He's like singing right here.
Well, what is Ben?
Is he a bear?
He's a bear.
He's a rat.
No.
God.
He's a rat.
Oh yeah.
This is deep, man.
I'm digging to close.
What's he wearing?
What a quilt.
I'm not a huge proponent for the outfit he's got on.
It's like something you'd find on a fricking deck of playing cards.
So he's what 16 or 17 right here?
I don't know if his balls are the drop chat though.
What's with that?
Seriously.
I think his voice, I think his voice in the part, in the Jackson five is like screechy
and nails on a chalkboard.
And it's not much better in his early albums, according to the song I just heard.
So you know what?
Look, look, I keep going.
I want to know the other ones, but you know what?
Back then there wasn't a whole lot of anything back then.
So this song was good.
I remember that song came out.
I sang the shit out of it.
I don't think anybody knows this, that he came out with all these albums, solo albums,
two and 73 in 72 and another one called music in me in 73.
And again, he's a teenager.
Imagine, but these, when you, we say there's albums, it's not like a full album like they
have today.
These were 45s.
No, these are full tracks.
We'll scroll up.
Keep going.
Look at all these tracks.
There's 11, 10.
Oh no shit.
Yeah.
Oh dog and dog and around you for your winning glow.
Oh, Johnny, what are you worried?
Oh, look at number five, too young.
Ooh.
He was, he was talking about that stuff early with a child's heart.
All right.
Number four in 1975.
Now he's a little bit older.
He looks like he's 18 maybe.
I don't know.
Look at those zoom in.
This is the, about the time where, uh, you know, the, the Harriet, uh, I'm not here.
Gary Coleman was on the facts of live orders that they one day at a time.
No, no, no.
What is the name with it?
Different strokes, different strokes.
His, his picture right there.
It kind of reminds me of Todd bridges from different strokes.
Oh, they were similar.
Actually.
All right.
This one's called forever.
Michael, what's his nose too?
He was like, I don't like that nose.
I'm gonna cut it off.
That's two.
This one's called forever.
Michael, those with my thumb.
Ooh.
Dapper Dan.
Very nice.
All right.
So yeah, more obscure shit.
I had no idea.
All right.
We've beat the show.
No, no, we haven't.
We haven't.
Keep going.
All right.
What's the next one?
All right.
Then we have off the wall.
This is what put him on the map.
So the first four albums were nothing, nothing burgers, unless Ben is like one of Sean's favorite
songs about time.
It's a good song about the little bear.
Dude, look, you listen, he watched the movie.
Cute little bear.
I've never heard of it.
I think it's made up.
All right.
Then we got don't stop till you get enough.
That was gotta be 1984.
Change my life.
Was that 84?
I get weepy every time I think about it.
No, it was 78.
Don't stop till you get enough.
Rock with you is another good one.
I wanna rock with you all night.
Wow.
You sound just like him.
Your balls haven't dropped either.
I know they haven't.
Anyway, that's what put him on the map.
Yeah.
Okay.
We, okay, I don't thriller.
I don't know.
I know.
I don't know.
Oh, it was a bprofit.
I don't know how-
You can't say that.
You gotta give it respect.
You've got to give it respect.
The Thriller song itself, I can't stand.
The rest of the album, I do like.
Get over it.
You fight some price?
By that time,
Come on.
Michael Jackson was a phenomenon.
Every time I hear it, I'm just like blehhh.
Everybody wanted to get with,
Remember Paul McCartney in the-
Ebony and Ivory?
There was Ebony and Ivory with Paul McCartney.
Can I say-
It's okay.
Say,
It's okay for me.
But what you want-
Don't, do.
Me forever.
I just don't like the Thriller song itself, but there's amazing songs on that album.
You didn't like that?
Oh, because you weren't, oh, that's right.
You didn't live in an area where MTV was readily available.
But I like it.
Beat it.
I like Billie Jean.
I like Pretty Young Thing.
I want to be starting something.
A 12 minute video.
The Michael Jackson Thriller.
Oh, that's huge.
Oh man, the dancing, the choreography.
We may have to watch it all right now.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah.
As long as it's in the style of Hannah Barbera cartoon.
I'll take a urine break and you guys let me know when it's over.
A urine break?
It's more like a poop break.
That's 12 minutes long.
It was, don't, don't.
13, 40.
He's playing it.
Don't.
Due to my strong personal convictions, I would just stress this film is no way endorses a
belief in a cult.
The cult.
Michael Jackson.
The occult?
This is because it's an occult.
Well, it's a werewolf.
No, it says in the occult.
Why would you think that?
What is occult?
Well, because people are like fucking stupid.
He's getting ahead of this thing.
Is it?
O-C-C-U-L-T.
O-Cult.
Yes.
Supernatural.
There you go.
He doesn't believe in the supernatural.
Oh, so basically Harry Potter.
Well, like the zombies coming out of the ground because that's basically what this thing's
about.
It's about zombies coming out of the ground.
It's like a stupid Halloween video.
And he's a werewolf.
Where creatures and ghouls from every something.
What the hell is happening?
I was trying to do Quincy Jones.
Vincent Price?
No, that's Darth Vader.
No, if it's a price was his voice was Jesus.
And his laugh at the end.
I mean, why is that necessary?
He doesn't sound like that.
I just think you scared.
You just get scared.
It's just we play it on every Halloween night.
Jeff and I, well, except for last year, he totally fucking she was.
I was there last year.
At least the girl was cute in the convertible.
What year was it that you decided I'm not a fuck off Sean?
It was it wasn't bad.
It was a previous year.
I'm sorry.
It was last year.
I realized there.
No, he said, I realize I'm not 10.
Maybe I shouldn't go.
Take it back.
Oh boy.
But we usually buy like, I usually buy like cases.
I buy like a 12 pack of, I buy like six, seven, 12 packs of stuff.
So what?
All the beverages?
Yes.
And when the parents come over, I give one to the parents.
Oh, well, thanks for inviting me.
Why do invite you?
I'm out of town.
I'm in Colorado hunting.
Look at me.
I'm pretty sure I don't sound like that.
And you didn't do that last year.
Did you come over last year?
He didn't invite me.
No, he didn't.
He said he's probably probably Elk hunting.
I'm not even going to invite him.
Elk hunting.
I was not that last year.
I haven't, I haven't elk hunted for the last three years.
Yeah.
How'd that make you feel?
I'm just saying you did something with, with the, uh, J.J.
and the other guys.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure that we hit a nation off and off of librous grants, but we got a Medti
the Alšeers who's
I have told that story. I don't want to share it again. It was a nightmare.
You need to give them a little bit of background and share some of the
experience or basically five gallon thing fell over, soaked all your shit
and ruined your whole RV. Yes, we pulled over. I don't remember why we pulled
over. You had to shit the ditch. We
had a different time. Was that the same? There's the sound bite. You had a shit
in a ditch. We ate dirt.
Yeah, I had to, but that had nothing to do with that. That was a different year.
Actually, that was when we were trapped on the road because they closed the
Canyon Pass or the mountain pass for the night and said, Yeah, we're closing
the road for the night. You're welcome to stay on the road here and sleep in your
car if you want to, or you can head back to town and try to get a hotel. And
Jerry's like, well, I guess we'll stay here. And I was like, are you hooked up?
Of course I'm hooked up. I'm hooked up. I'm hooked up. I'm hooked up. I'm hooked up.
We'll stay here. And I was like, are you hooked up? Of course I knew he wasn't
hooked up. He goes, No, you can't shit in the RV. And I was like, well, I guess
I'm shitting in the ditch. And I did. Why wouldn't she be able to shit in the RV?
Doesn't have a tank. Well, I guess he didn't have it shitified. I don't know.
I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. It doesn't take power does it?
I shit in the ditch and then I did the butt scooch, like the dogs do.
You just get a leaf.
Speaking of sound bite.
What are you going to do man?
It's worse when your pants are off.
You just put your pants on.
We don't see that.
It was savage man.
We were barbaric.
We were trying to survive.
We should have.
He needs to be held accountable for what he does in the podcast room.
If you would have seen what he was doing.
What are you talking about?
The way you just scooched across the ground like that.
You had your legs up.
You had your feet behind your head.
I can't wait for our listeners to have video for us.
Because they can see the lies.
I did not leave my chair.
Are we drinking bourbon right now?
Or no?
Was this the first podcast where we never tried a bourbon?
I don't know if this is a bourbon.
It isn't a bourbon.
I'll tell you what. The spirits of French Lick Morning Glory Single Barrel Bourbon.
That's what we're drinking.
And I'll tell you what.
I am so glad you picked this one.
Because you want to get rid of it?
I am enjoying it.
It's soft.
It's got a nice buttery taste.
It's oily. It's viscous.
I don't taste too much leather.
It's a stone fruit.
It's got some raisin.
It's got some cherry.
It's got apricot.
I'm really surprised that you're this in on this one.
I'll tell you what. The very first pool I took off of this was 100% tobacco.
It was like a cigarette.
The very first one.
But it's sweetened up quite a bit.
And I pick up a lot of the apricots and stuff like that.
Maybe a little butterscotch.
But the first one, it did not taste good.
It just has a harsh finish, man.
For me.
I disagree.
It really is a harsh finish.
Where's the bottle? Let me see.
Look at the legs on that.
Look at it. It's just climbing.
So it is what? 100?
105?
106.6.
It's in a sweet spot.
It's on the low end of the sweet spot I like.
100 proof, eh.
So this is a Kasha bourbon.
What does that mean?
So the mash bill is...
There it is.
66% corn.
Nice.
No, this is different.
67% corn. 12% rye.
Keep going.
12% rye, 16% Kasha.
There it is. 60%.
So it's toasted version.
It's toasted version, known as Kasha,
is 16% in the mash bill as well
of buckwheat.
So it can be Kasha
or roasted buckwheat as a flavoring
grain.
Buckwheat is 2%, but
the toasted version of buckwheat is
called Kasha.
So the Morning Glory Buckwheat Bourbon is a
Kasha bourbon made
by the Spirits of Frenchlic in
Frenchlic, Indiana.
We like their stuff.
So that obviously means if you don't change the rye and you don't change
the barley, that means you're taking
14% out of the
66% of corn
if you're adding it to Kasha, right?
So is this technically a four grain?
I was going to say, it's less than...
If you take 14 out of 66,
what is that? 52.
So it's still a bourbon.
So technically, yeah. Still a bourbon, 52%
corn, 16% Kasha,
12% rye, 4% barley.
No, no, no. But just do the math.
It says in the buckwheat version,
the toasted version, it says
it's 16% Kasha, which means
you've got to take...
So no, no, no. So add these up.
You've got 66 corn, 12 rye, 16
Kasha, 2 buckwheat, 4 malt.
Yeah, somebody do the math. That's 100.
Yeah, that's 100. So there's 66 corn
total. Where are you getting...
Why you did... Hold on.
You did 66, 12, 16,
4 and 2? Yes.
That's 100.
Well, then why did they make the point to call out the toasted version?
They make it sound like
there's two different match bills here.
The toasted version has this. No, because Kasha is
toasted buckwheat.
So the
morning glory Kasha bourbon has
it's got this vanilla
and banana.
It's just
soft, buttery,
creamy. I like it.
I'm a fan of this. Yeah, it's good. So when you
toast buckwheat, they call it
Kasha.
So you have a toasted
and an untoasted
buckwheat. It's not
computing for you, is it? Hold on.
Kasha is toasted
buckwheat. That's what I just said. Yes.
So there's toasted buckwheat
and buckwheat. Correct.
Do you get it? Well, I'm just saying,
this paragraph is confusing because they talked about
two flavoring grains, technically three if you count
one of them as a toasted variant.
Since it is a bourbon, the first grain is obviously
corn. In this case is 60% of
the mash bill followed by 12% rye
and Martian barley 4%. This is where
things get weird. But it's still only three
grains. It says decided to use both
buckwheat 2% and its toasted version
known as Kasha.
So, oh, I see. It's
not a version of a mash bill. It's a
version of buckwheat. Correct.
I see. Correct.
Kasha is toasted
buckwheat. So yes, I
understand now. Okay, that's just
written kind of confusing. So does that make it a
three grain or is it a
four grain? It's a three grain. It's a three grain.
It's three because it's still buckwheat. It's great because you can prepare
So can you have
25% corn
and 25% toasted corn?
Yeah. Still corn.
That's what I mean. Oh, I see
what you're saying. Yeah. Well, I would say so.
Arun Root mixes up their corn.
I mean, they have different types of corn.
Does anyone do a toasted corn?
I've never heard of that. I've never even heard of
a toasted grain at all.
Sometimes, like in December,
I'll do that on the grill
during a football game.
Oh. You'll do what?
I'll toast corn on the cob.
I do that. It's really good. Yeah, it's very tasty.
You said grill.
Yes. The egg.
Okay. I didn't hear grill the first
time. So I got a little
confused. So I have never heard it. I'm going to
click on the spirits of French Lick
Distillery. I'm going to click on the
spirits of French Lick Distillery.
I'm going to click on the spirits of French Lick Distillery
and see what else they have.
They've got William Dalted. It's a bottle
and bond. We've had that. We've had that.
We like it. The Maddie
Gladden bottle in bond.
We have that. We liked it.
Hold on. Were you looking up?
So I've got
spirits of French
Lick Distillery. We've liked all
the stuff we've got from that. Yeah. So I'm actually
looking for spirits of French Lick Distillery.
I'm really looking for spirits of
French Lick Distillery.
So I'm going to click on the spirits of
French Lick Distillery.
And I'm gonna get a little bit of
an idea of what they have.
So, so
we've had three or four of these.
Yeah. We've had one.
Do we really? Yes.
Oh, we did.
For these.
I don't know if we have that one. I'd
child. Why would you want to send it to a child?
Seriously, that's inappropriate.
Totally inappropriate.
Female dog.
Wow.
You know, going back to the toasted corn, just for a second,
that was one of my memories of Japan,
and I have never been able to recreate it.
They had these, you know, just like hot dog stands
in New York, in Tokyo, they have roasted corn.
That's big in Mexico as well.
Yes, roasted corn, like little carts,
and they, it's kind of burned, you know what I mean?
It's good.
Yeah, it's, no, it's amazing.
And I have tried to recreate it multiple times.
What kind of spices did they put it on there?
Dude, I did it in the ear, right?
I had the, left the ears on, and I put soy sauce
on the inside, and I like tried, I've tried multiple times.
Yeah, because it was, it had soy sauce, and it had,
it was, you know, it was grilled,
kind of slightly burned corn.
It was amazing.
Yeah, I like toasted corn, it's good.
I can't recreate it.
And you, you know, you're, like, no disrespect to you,
Sean, but you're like a grill master.
You've tried many, many, many, many different things.
How did your corn turn out, Sean?
Well, I enjoyed it, it was good.
Yeah, we kept it in the husk.
I don't think, I think it was aluminum or anything.
It was good.
I usually take it out, just put it on the grill.
I spray it with avocado oil or something like that.
And that's it, that's all you do.
Oh, I douse it with some little cayenne pepper.
You know what?
And when it comes off, you put whatever you want on it.
Yeah, so when you brought that up,
that made me think of the, my childhood in, in Tokyo.
I would love, I'm gonna look up a recipe
and try to recreate it.
Like, I'm gonna give it a, yes, another,
another effort because he was that good.
All right, rate real quick, this bourbon.
Morning, glory.
I rate this thing a seven, two.
Seven, six.
I was gonna say you really liked it.
I just changed it, seven, six.
Six, six for me.
I'm about a seven for this,
just because that very strong tobacco for me.
I just don't like the, the, the finish, the aftertaste.
I don't know.
I would love to know what I rated the first time.
I don't know.
All right.
All right, I like, I enjoy it.
It wouldn't kick you out of bed.
Very tasty.
Seven for me.
Morning, glory from the, the, the spurts of French lick.
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How about that?
That's better.
That's nice.
There's hope for your, for your like,
you know, multi-accent ability.
Like derelict.
Just derelict.
Yes.
Derelict.
That's true too.
Okay.
Good to go.
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