Oh
If only our listeners heard your snobby
Drip of elitism only what sweets here. I don't see guys look I'm like hey guys
Let's try to catch a waiting on me and let's catch a baseball game before the season's over
I'm only going if I'm in a fucking sweet fully stocked. I didn't say that
Sweet and there's topless women
Hanging our own peasants
What why I went a little overboard but Lord, but that was all the attitude you had
No, all I'm saying is that when I wanted when we go out and do things. Yes, I don't mind
You're a spare no extra for a little extra because we're at a point in our lives right now
I mean when when you go in there with the bare necessities at any event, I mean, that's what our kids do
I mean, we're at a point now. It's like I'm done with that. I want a little extra
I want so we could have great seats for like 20 bucks or we could do for 200 bucks a person go to the suite
That's has all the food and shit. No, no, no, I don't care about even watching the game
That's what I'm saying, but you want to spend you do that here. You want to spend 200 bucks going to the sweet
No, they did they're not $200
180 I mean we don't need to go to the suite. I'm saying I've actually I don't know how much it costs
But I have no I'm just saying you go to the place. They have a buffet. It's all you can eat
Whatever it is. It's probably 20 30 40 50 bucks. I don't even know what it is, but I wouldn't mind spending dropping 50 bucks on that
It's all you can eat canned oysters. Yeah, well, whatever. I mean they they had what beer and wine. I mean
You know at least that a beer and wine. I mean they did have booze, but you pay for it separately, but it's it's you know
Whatever. I mean, we're not gonna drink that much. We've got our little bottles. That's right
Sneak in those tasting. Yeah, we'll sneak in 30 each want to go to the Rough Riders game
Are they still count me in that's what I'm saying that one sees if we if we have an opportunity to get
Some passes where we that includes a all-you-can-eat buffet
It doesn't have to be all you can eat or just some are we going grab a couple ballpark?
You know you make me feel like a like a hobo. I'm looking at the oh
Let's go to the $2 hot dog and and and drink night and you're like, let's go get the sweet
I was like what's wrong with me? Am I cheap? No, no look man to each their own
Yeah, I'm just saying if you were to ask me what my preference would be I would be there
I want with the sweet he wants more nachos, but you said you don't even care about the baseball
I wouldn't mind watching somebody I do watch the baseball game, but let's be honest every time I've gone there
Yeah, I get blackout drunk. No, I'm joking
No, baby, it's a great. We have a great time. I know I haven't been in a long time
Here's here's a game section 112 row t2 ok three hundred seventeen dollars each
Are you shitting me? What is that a joke for the Rough Riders? No a minor league team 317 three dollars and twelve cents
We're gonna enjoy with that. Yeah, you got a release you gotta get something for that the next one down is forty three dollars
But why are they thinking they could spend three hundred seventeen bucks? Maybe it comes with the chauffeur
Maybe a tomahawk steak
I don't know how you get a motorboat around. I don't know
I don't know how you buy sweets. Hi guys, obviously. It's the second half of the guy Gus
It's September 3rd of
2024 dudes, I guess I'm Sean. I'm I'm still Paul
I think that I'm Jeff special guest star and I'm Chuck mr. Chuck
We got the Chuck strap still going on now Chuck a soad the Chuck so departing that yeah
Thank you. Mr. Producer stay on target today. We got things to talk about we have some concerns. Oh
Boy who concerns we do we do we've got concerns concerns Sean
animal encounters
my concern is this the I
mean set aside from the
all the politics going on my concerns are
how easy
Technology is kind of infiltrating into every little aspect of our life from the Alexa
to
everything
That the technology is getting so good, I mean Elon Musk he's amazing, you know with some of the stuff
He's got going on with the the SpaceX and hopefully gonna be going up there and
Providing support to those astronauts that are stranded up there. But moreover, I want to talk about that. Well, they they they
They grounded him because his last one crashed
Yeah, but the thing about that is the next day that's misleading though. So weird. Yeah, there were like three a week
Yeah, yeah, so but it no they didn't ground up. I mean they may have grounded
I don't know what they did
But I'll tell you what it was successful because the goal was to go up there into release 27 satellites
And that's what they did for the the
Starling it was when it landed back down it fell over it blew up. Well one of the one of the gas
One of the things that provides fuel just disengaged is something and blew out the side and it kind of just fell over
Boom and exploded, you know, yeah big deal. But guess what? It's in the middle of the ocean on a mobile platform
Shut the fuck up. No, I mean, I wonder I wonder so NASA
It's a partnership right SpaceX and NASA and then NASA's paying
SpaceX for a lot of money to launch this shit, right? Yes. Yes. Yes
And that's part of that was part of the program NASA
So they didn't want it launched more than the Starlink satellites. Are there some NASA satellites they launched? I was unaware of this
No, no, no, they know but they yeah, they they are paying
SpaceX to ferry NASA astronauts to the ISS. Oh, yeah
Yeah, so they have they have a partnership and they use those rockets, right those rockets
I mean, I don't know if they're if they're the ones that do the Dragon capsule
Well SpaceX also launches many companies satellites
Yes, like they launch AT&T satellites. Yeah T-Mobile and all those food. So SpaceX launches all of those
So it is it is it is populated up there in our atmosphere
You ever seen the graph of all the Starlink that are up there 90 miles or whatever? I have it but I can imagine amazing animation. Yeah
There's a thousand there's probably a thousand how is it possible that I mean, I know they're
Really smart about this shit, but but I mean damn there's so much junk. Yeah up there
I mean and it's dangerous. Well, it's geosacriness. So means it's in the same spot, right going around
How do you want to be the guy that has to track all this shit they do and buddy do by the so but track all that
Those those things that it crashes into like there's a stagnant
Dead satellite up there. It will fall into the orbit and
Burn away, but you know, it's it's in fact, it's probably happens
That happens. Yeah, what was that movie gravity where the
Satellites crash into each other than they come into the space shuttle and oh, yeah strand them up there. Yeah, that was actually good
It was funny. It was fun. Fun funny. Yeah, hilarious
Yes, George Clooney was kind of charming in it. So if you want to say no, I have seen that movie
I have seen it. I have seen it. Although I don't like George Clooney. Yeah, he's a good actor. He's kind of
I like him. He chose me with one good movies in I'll say he plays the same character for the
Most part in all his movies. I can't help but getting the De Niro complex with him, too
He's a virtue signaling. Yes kind of arrogant elite. He does have a
Arrogant look in he was like
CDS Clooney derangement syndrome. Yeah, I'm not a fan of George Clooney. I'm not a fan of him
I'm a fan of some of the work that he's done. You know, I enjoyed like the the 13
What is the oceans oceans 13 oceans 11?
He is a cool suave I mean
He's a cool
Pretty woman
The pretty woman, you know with uh, that was dick gear
Excuse me dick gear those dick gear Richard here. Oh, it was
It had Julia Roberts, who's their best friend or whatever?
Well, George Clooney hasn't been in and in my opinion a lot of movies a lot of good movies oceans 11 is the exception
Yeah, bring up his filmography. I'm not even gravity was a good movie
I don't think he was yeah, but that's not what he's known for like he American
You know that was I would love to see his full full filmography. What do we got here in my opinion?
All right. Here we go. It's Batman. It's not real. I'm pretty well. No fuck. I just walk away from that
Is this is this wolf so I haven't heard of that monuments man
Oh keep go take it to paradise was horrible. Keep going. Keep going older because these none of his new stuff is good
Descendants that was good
Er, okay. So he's known for er. That's what he's known for sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what I mean outside of that
Michael Clayton's 11
Oceans 11 12 and 13 not that much. But were they all good?
I thought they were fun. They're all mid right? They're all mid. I gotta be honest. There's not that much out there. It looks like that's what I mean
How about old brother? I'm still done. I saw that. It was funny. The first part was which one dust till done. I never saw it
Lots of vampires. Oh my god. I thought peacemaker was a great movie
Just for what's her name? Selma Hayek?
Look, I don't care. I kind of enjoyed them. That's the whole thing
I mean when you when you when you kind of like an actor, you know
You kind of follow them a little bit regardless whether they do great or not and it and you're right when when they start acting like
Jackasses and they're just kind of like yeah
When they suddenly become more than actors in their own minds, it reminds me of the Tom Cruise moment when he's on these
These these talk shows and they're they're interviewing him and he all of a sudden you have an actor who thinks they're the authority on everything
And they just they know they know everything about drugs and pharmaceuticals granted
Tom Cruise probably knows a lot about it and he was probably speaking on factual television
Just the the the arrogance but don't you know, don't we think we know everything about everything?
But who was the guy that was interviewing him and he was Oprah now
Oprah was the one but there was another one and he was the guy that got kicked off the air because he was
Sexualizing women Matt Lauer. Yeah, it was Matt Lauer. He was on Matt Lauer show and Matt Lauer was trying to
question his
Some of the facts that he was saying he was like Matt Matt Matt Matt
Matt oh like degrading him. No, it's like our can suck it. Yeah, it's just it's like it's me Tom
Yeah, you know
Followed up on the Oprah show where he starts jumping up and down. That's like he was in love
He's a fuzzy. He was a narcissist and she was cute. What's her name? She's a narcissist
I mean, he's a narcissist. I don't know what her name is. I don't care. Oh god. Come on. That's so mean
She deserves to have a name. Well, she has a name. I just don't care what it is. Dawson's Creek, right?
Was she on Dawson's Creek? Is that Mimi Rogers? No, that was his first wife Nicole Kidman Katie Holmes Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes. Yeah, was she on
Dawson's Creek
There's rumors that that was a fixed marriage
Katie Holmes with Katie Holmes at his Scientology church
Creepy put that together. I tell you what that church is the whole Scientology thing. Yeah, that's creepy. I do agree
I think that's just people searching for meaning
You know and it's a cult then you can't get out of it. If you leave then you become ostracized
You lose all your friends. Do you know that he was banging Melissa Gilbert from the
Little house on the prairie. He probably begged lots of women. Oh, man. I'll spout them out. Yeah, Sophia
Vergara. Hold on. What are you looking at? You're looking at a list of all the women that he's had sex with
Yeah, there's a list out there. Is there a punch list somewhere? What the hell?
Yeah, it's like a Penelope Cruz. All right. Yeah share the cruise cruise shared
She wouldn't even have to change her name much like
If they married Haley Atwell
Nicole Kidman Haley. I will she's got some big jugs
She does that's great
Nazanin a bonding. I don't even know how these who these girls are but have you guys heard the term body count?
Yeah, that was new to me
Yes. Yeah a lot of girls
New and then vernacular Shakira. He's tagging Shakira. Oh, no
Not currently, but he probably did one night. I mean, well, I mean there it's his girlfriend list. That's that's sheep girl
Oh, whatever. She's awesome. She's
She was crotch
Oh
That was Stevie Nicks, no stevie that was not stevie
Nicks, isn't it? Yes. Yes. What the hell that's goat girl
Drop remember goat girl goat boy in uh, no, I don't want to remember that
S and l I I killed those brain cells a long time ago. So just so I didn't have to remember that was good shit
Man, so jim jim brewer
So funny so awful. Yeah, it was awful. All right, we're all over the place. Damn. What were you talking about?
We were talking about grievances with the iss or something. What what I was driving towards the technology. I was driving towards uh,
You know how it's integrated into everything it is integrated to everything and how crazy and how fragile we are with it
I mean they have like the technology for the the defense department and they've got these drones that can now
Do anything? I mean these drones are amazing. Well, I think we've talked about this in the past
How they could fly in somewhere and pop and kill you just like that with like a couple grams of explosive not enough to do any
Peripheral damage around you but just enough to do to crack your skull and kill you with a 40-dollar amazon drone with some
Explosive on it. So so we've talked about neo cons before right? I mean we're like the the military complex the big
Contractors, they love war right because they want to test their weapons and they want to all the billions that they're investing in
In this shit and we're getting paid for by the government. They want to see
Dude, when I look at the ukraine war, I think the whole thing is a testing ground
For sure. Yeah for the raytheons for the absolutely 100 especially general dynamic especially in drone warfare, though
Yeah, lockheed martin. I think I think this is going to change
Warfare. Yeah, but this war that body kenny is all over it
He's talking about you know, this is not we're not giving them money
We're funneling money to our defense contractors to develop weapons to send over to them. Yes, and there's and test them out
There's the rub. There's the you know, the grift right there
That's how they're you know, bringing all this new technology into it
Yeah, and they're and we're literally we're finding our technology. Yeah, they're taking the help of the ukrainian operators on the ground
I mean, we're we're basically defining we're we're building our
our autonomous
Military force skynet they have for the future. Yeah, they have crazy
Like they've they've they've got so much out there that we don't know about and there's some of them are just
These pilot programs set up where they've got
Mobile anything like mobile I don't say mobile tanks
But these mobile little vehicles that have rockets on it that are small like rv style like little tiny
Atv style and they go out there with you know, one or two or three
Yeah, just enough to do the job. Do you remember when they and they're just possible? Yeah, they took the robo the kamikaze drones
Yeah
Do you remember there was a shooting downtown of the police officers during a protest and they took the robot and they sent the robot
Down there to explode to take out the sniper because they didn't want to send a human down there, right?
That was downtown Dallas. Yes. I don't remember. Yeah, that was 16
2016 yeah, there was some big protests so and and a guy came out and started killing police officers
Yes, that was a dark dark day. It was five officers got killed or something crazy
Yeah, but then but then he hid out in a stairwell of a parking garage and instead of you know
SWAT team or you know, somehow they'll bring up they just
Rolled a road up robot down there and blew him up. Yeah, is that what happened? They did
Well, they're that's positive. I mean, that's the way it is. But I mean what we're saying is it's changing tactics
Yes, did he turn to like ground beef or was he just like shrapneled? Yeah, he turned to salsa
Yeah, just kind of yeah juice boom little mist mist. Yeah, they they sausage him. Yeah
But you know, I saw this one video of they had the ukrainian drones shooting down russian drones
Okay, and they here it is like bird's eye view when you see the little propellers on the on the drone
Like you see a kid in a in a church parking lot, right doing his little drone
Here they are the little propellers and it comes on this fixed wing thing and it's comes
It's just going right up on it and bam blows the wings off and
Down it goes you think you could shoot a drone out of the air
I imagine I could with a shotgun. Hell. Yeah, sure pull boom done
Well, I mean shit these things are flying it
Okay, they're flying at six like like hovering if they are hovering I could see but like at coming at you
Oh, yeah, that's like if they're coming straight at you. You're like, oh, yeah, you shoot a shotgun
it's gonna blow the propellers off and and drop the thing yeah, like it's a uh, uh,
You know a disc
You know a skeet right?
Uh, yeah, no, I mean absolutely
Absolutely, you shoot it with a shotgun. It would blow the little we're talking about little plastic pieces
These things have to be light. They're fragile. We're gonna test this this weekend
I'm gonna get a drone and fly it right to your head. Oh fun. And you know and put an explosive on it
Okay, and you just to up the up the end and you have to use your nine millimeter
You have to use your nine millimeter. Oh, yeah, one of his stink little
Stink little stink little stink files. Oh dude, that'll work. No. No, what we do is just put like a little dildo
and you just put your little bare bottom out there and
Then you have to shoot it down. How am I gonna shoot it if my ass is in the air?
Your butt's gonna be out there bare bottom. It's gonna come it's gonna try to ram you and Jeff is gonna save you
I'll have to shoot it. Oh, Jeff. You're gonna cannot
If you let me let me let me understand. Let me make sure I understand this. So i'm spread eagle
And he's gonna shoot at the drone and if he misses it's gonna probe and shot flying it with a camera aimed in right at your ass
Oh, yeah laser sight just like oh, yeah full speed. I'm like Jeff Jeff, please shoot it, please
Not again, please don't miss and hear Sean. Oh you fucker. I'm in there. I'm going in. I'm in there
I've been gaming for 30 years
Baba black sheep, baby
Shit, I'm gaming
Gaming brother. I'm a pro. I've been waiting for this. Yeah this we're not doing that by the way. I'm not i'm not comfortable
Yeah, well, yeah yet. All right. I heard the radio today the interview and a uh
a a war I want to say war expert but he was with the
Pentagon and he went over to israel and he was entrenched with the idf as they were trying to do the
Uh invade hamas the tunnel warfare. Yeah, he was telling me that they have 400 miles of tunnel over there. Jesus
And they basically says there's wherever you walk over there. There's a tunnel underneath it. Oh, yeah, and hamas
Booby-trapped all of it. There's blast doors where they're waiting for the idf to go down there
Oh, they're baiting them. Yeah, do that and they didn't go for it
Uh, and they said that they flooded the tunnels. Oh, yeah
That's what they said perfect. They all washed out not all of them, but a bunch of hamas people just like washed out of these tunnels
Weapon they're waiting for
But what they were getting to with the technology is uh israel uses a lot of technology. We don't use
As far as identifying civilians versus hamas where they can where they can
Yeah, where they can
uh track cell phones
So they know all of the ufm civilian
Cell phones and the hamas cell phones so they know how many civilians are here how many and where they're at?
And so is that is that a level of of of like privacy? Yeah, I was gonna say all right, so they're violating
Privacy over there because they have to I do want to kill you or do you want me to find out where you're at?
Okay, okay. All right. Keep going. So they know who's carrying a civilian phone. Who's carrying a terrorist truck to this guy goes
Yeah, so they had this technology that could they can narrow it like that. They also said that when they say, okay
We're going to go into this area. You'll need to evacuate. Yeah
They said the hamas will try to be in this mass of people. Oh, yeah, and they use facial recognition and they'll just
snipe
The people that's walking out they get no credit for that by the way to minimize civilian casualties
Zero, so what's what's sniping it like a computer?
Uh, he got it say snipers. I probably it's facial recognition going. That's a hamas guy when they mark them
Shoot snipers. I'm sure okay, so I don't know if they go in there. We'll go in there and get them or
Shoot them from a distance. It's a space x
Satellite, you know, so they're using a lot of technology
Coming I mean look they they I mean there's a lot of ugly shit going on there and you know what?
The things I want to say I probably need to just hold back
I probably need to just hold back but you know after they got done killing six people, you know just this past week
By the way, that's their new strategy if they are
If they are on the verge of being rescued
Or or they have to leave them and they can't take them with them
Then they were they had been instructed to kill them. Yeah, they're they're done with their usefulness and they're they will there will be very very few
successful retrieval of hostages alive
Well, this guy also said from now on that the the hamas military is basically
Non-existent right now leadership is gone any kind of structure is gone good. There's still
Several thousand fighters. Yes, but as far as a military they've turned into a gorilla. Yeah, just little groups outfit
Yeah, so there's no organization. There's nothing that makes it harder to fight and they keep picking away at it. They need to be ended
Yeah, I agree. No, it's zero sympathy. It's
You know what? I mean I feel bad
for
The structure that used to be civil
Of hamas, but they've they've just gone down. You can't do that. You can't parachuting in and destroying
Kabut says no
You hide everything everything I mean, I know why they do it because they wouldn't it wouldn't last 10 seconds if they didn't do this
But they're in schools and they're in hospitals and they're like completely surrounded by children and human shields
I mean, you know, they also said yeah
They also said these tunnels were used for years and years and years to funnel supplies to them
Yeah
So they're armed to the teeth and they go like and they and this guy was like someone in egypt knew had to have known
us what's going on, of course, whether it was the bedouins that were there or someone higher up that was
Where do you think the billions of?
Of of american humanitarian aid is going right so that they're building tunnels and buying weapons
They're not giving shit to the people
Well, what israel has done is they've gone in there and they've cut off all supply lines good
So all those tunnels are now shut good. Keep going
Sorry, they're they're going to eradicate it may be another six months a year. Yeah, they gotta keep going but it's gonna be gone. Yeah
But what i'm afraid of is the ideology
Oh, they're gonna be the fake ideologies is it's it's
Transcending into the united states and to the the colleges. I mean just the past week
There's these these people are just fucking idiots out there, you know
Praise palestine praise hamas people walking around with hamas
Bandanas on it. I mean, what are you doing? You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. That's none
They also have no clue where they want to take this they just want it to stop
But what does that get you? What's the end game if we just stop if we if israel just stops?
What's the end game? There's no end game. But here's the problem rebuilds. No one wins, right? Because the children of hamas the children of gaza
Right now just confirmed just got confirmed for them that israel is the enemy forever
They've already been told this they've already been watching videos and they literally have
We have uh cartoons that train the little kids to hate israel. That's already and now gaza has been raised
Completely raised. Yeah, right. It's uh, it's a freaking, you know, armageddon zone. It's dust
It's dust and so the these surviving children are going to forever hate israel for what they've done
So I mean it's a never it is a never ending cycle of hate and destruction and whatever
It's never gonna end. Yeah. Well, I mean and i'm not you could have said that about the japanese and the americans are the germans
And yeah, that's a good point the europeans until you drop the the bomb on them. Yeah
They could have they could have hated us for a lot. Well, they probably did there's probably still some resentment on that
Here's the difference. Here's the difference
Japan is japan
Right germany's germany united states united states those borders stayed the same for all of those people they had a homeland
to they had a homeland to just like retreat to and rebuild and become a nation again, right
the palestinians
They think that israel that the israelites are keeping their are occupying their homeland
So their struggle never ends. Yeah, but it never ends. It didn't matter what israel did to
Work with them. I know they didn't care. I know that right that's what i'm saying. It was never a fact
There's no solution here. There's no solution ever ever. It's never outside of
the the fourth solution of
Look beat you into submission. Yes, be well beat you into not doing that again ever. Yeah, and be peaceful
Just try to be peaceful. You remember what happened last time you did that?
Yeah, live within the circumstances that you have you're never going to be happy that you're not going to get your land back because they're not
but
live within that and have a peaceful life and and and raise children and educate them and
Whatever work on your education work on battering the education
You know people that grow up on that land speaking of the middle east. I want to change the subject a little bit
Keep it the middle east. Oh, okay. Give one point
What if we were to convert all of gaza?
to
a forest
It's a desert
Uh forest and be we would have more oxygen
No, i'm just saying convert it to something that no one's going to live put it put it on the map as no longer
In a habitable place not because you can't live there
But so just hey look man, if you guys can't get along nobody can live here
Well, but it's not that's not the content they've been they've been pushed
Into that space. Yeah, they believe all of israel is their homeland
They've been squeezed. It's almost like it's almost like what the wall around it's almost like the american indians being pushed into a reservation
Yeah, it's basically a reservation. It's a reservation
So and so and so it's argumentative because the indians does like claim. Oh, we own all of united states, bitch
You own all of united states. Well, I mean really I mean that wasn't the nature of it
And i'm sure it wasn't the nature of the folk that lived there. I mean that land is contested has been going back and forth
And no one has ever really owned it because literally been contested for thousands of years and changed hands to your point
change hands
Hundreds of times so at this point just like hey look just I would court the area off and I'd say you know
What it can't if it's desert you can't obviously you can't do it
I mean be nice if you can make it and they got a lot of water there
I mean but make it into something that nobody can
Just that they that's why they've been that's why they've been advocating a two-state solution, right?
You have your country, which is those little areas and we have our country, which is still a little area
If you think about it, it's that very big the whole area is tiny. Yeah, the whole area can fit inside freaking probably iowa
I mean shit, man. I don't even know how small is really this tiny. Yeah, it's small
Oh israel's about the size of new jersey, right? Yeah, right, which is tiny
Yeah, and then gaza gaza and west bank is a couple of counties in new jersey literally tiny, right?
So if they could create a two-state solution where they respected their borders and they lived in peace and they prospered and and built their economies
Up and actually even liked each other and traded and stuff things would go very well for everyone
The problem is that they can't do it. They can't give up. They can't let it go
Well, they can't plus not until the ideology changes the irans the iraq's won't allow that to happen because they want the term
Turmoil over there, right? They want the instability. They want stability. So anyway, I was gonna say
Okay, at least I saw a program the other day
It was called impossible builds or something like that. Do you remember over there off of dubai that they were building?
Man-made islands. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it looks like a tree palm tree. Well, it failed
Well, the first one
Well, the palm tree didn't fail but the first one they did was they're they're building the continent of the uh,
Of the world of the world. Yeah, that's what I remember and that failed it never got finished
Why'd it fail?
Uh, I just think it was cost too much money ran out of money. The sand wasn't standing where it was supposed to
uh people didn't buy into it they didn't have enough oil and
There's a billionaire gotta have oil. There's a billionaire from
It's either
Sweden or austria or somewhere in there
He went down there and bought that george soros. No, i've never heard of the guy before and it is and he's on the dollar
That's what it looked like
Well, he's turned like a bunch of pancakes and now it's called the heart of europe. So look up heart of europe
he's gone in there and
Converted yeah heart of europe dubai. He's gone in there. I watched the whole program and they were
And he's done it
Each each like that's uh australia or something like that. I don't remember which one it is
But he's not done obviously so he's starting and there's buildings on there
I see that do the one do the one straight down in the middle where it's kind of half built that there you go
No, no, you had okay. There you go. Yeah, that's it
So it's half built. I see that. Yeah, but it was fascinating on what they had to do
to
Build the test building
Because it's sand and they were doing all kinds of studies. They're like well the sand once we put the the foundation on this
The sand's gonna fall apart. It's not dense enough
so they they pulled in these these
Sandologist contraptions. Yes these people
To figure out how to how do you need to act the sand? Oh my god putting in piers
And when they did that they lost seven feet of height
That was an unknown so like all right. We now have the density, but now we're seven feet lower
Which means our foundation is now below
the ocean
Yeah, so you know what this sounds like?
You know what this sounds like?
New orleans
There's a palm tree. Yeah, so it just is a city built below sea level. So that house right there with the gold dome
Was the the first one they built it looks like Epstein island
and
It's a tremendously large house and a royal
uh
Family bought it globe. I mean these guys have these guys have just when I say money to burn endless
Endless they had they had some dude just recently had a wedding where they spent like 600 million dollars
Yes, and they flew in shakira. Yep
Yeah, yeah exactly. And then jennifer lopez goes over there and makes and makes 30 million dollars in one night, right?
Well all the trees they they were interviewing the uh, the landscape guy so he they underneath all that
Is a humongous irrigation
They have their own desalinator
Damn, they pulled water out. They desalinate it and there's a huge network of underground
Irrigation underneath that entire thing there to keep those plants alive
I mean, this is a draw that it's an island now to itself because couldn't you build it on the land?
I don't know. Here's my take. I mean, it's it's well, I mean it's it's it's free area
I mean, basically if you want another acre you just fucking build another acre. Yeah
You needed a salination plant. You need to compact the ground. You need to import, you know
Millions of metric tons of sand and compact it where where are they procuring that sand?
Yeah before you even they can dredge it right are they well they dredged it and then they also had to bring in specific
Sand for the plants because because the plants would not grow in the regular. Yeah, it's got to have vitamins and minerals
So they yeah exactly. I know lots of celtic salt
Can't go wrong with that bunch of minerals. It's arabic salt
Um, but yeah, it was if you if you see the show it's fascinating
And of course they had a deadline of a year to get it done
Right because the the royal prince was like I want to watch the new year in my new home
Or he beheads everyone 18 indians died in the construction. Oh, i'm sure
Oh, there's like hundreds of people buried in the sand, right?
But it was fascinating and shot under to the sharks
I know you'd get a kick out of because they showed a lot of the construction a lot of the the foundation and just it was
Here
Here's my here's my take on this
The only positive thing out of this disgusting opulence, right?
disgusting
elitism billionaire only the rich people the only good thing out of this is
Advances in technology. Yeah. Well people have jobs too. You know, they can yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
That's that's sad from that. What do the romans ever give us? Well, we could vacation there. They've built a
seven-story hotel
Five or seven-story hotel that we could go to
Um, and they have cabanas you can uh, uh
Do you think they listen to dudes like us and they will give us a uh, we could go out there free and uh,
And rate it for people
He puts no
Okay, so that was a quick no that was a very quick no. Okay. Anyway, I appreciate the honesty
Anyway to tie it back to the conversation we have and it was like
If the technology is there to build these islands granted a country is much larger
Could they expand something into the gaza strip and extend it out there?
Correct make it they can't even build a pier to unload, you know grain and stuff without it floating away
There's obviously technology and people who know how to do it. Yeah
Is it possible to say okay, we're gonna again. I don't these are small
And they probably have the perfect shallow conditions for it to be something feasible
Yeah, I don't know how we have no idea what the continental shelf looks like right off of the coast of
Israel right? I mean it could drop to 10 000 feet within
Three miles, right and it may be just completely unfeasible just because of the size that you would have to make sure
You just want to build a sandals for the gauzans. Yeah
All right
No, it's well, I mean, you know, it's a technological challenge and it's you know, well first off first off
What's going on with the desalination?
Because there's apparently
I thought I mean desalination plants have been selling for a long time
And desalination plants have been something that has been around for decades. There's one right there's they have but here's the problem
Apparently it is it is inefficient or expensive enough to not be something that they can deploy
Like like everywhere
Meaning there are people that don't have fresh water, but there's literally an endless supply of ocean water
endless
Right, but for some reason we can't seem to there's something about desalination plants and pardon my ignorance
But there's something about them that makes it not economically feasible desalination is energy
Intensive and can be expensive. So the fossil fuels used in the process contributed the global warming
Here we go
Toxic so you'd rather have people fucking die of toxic brine. It produces pollutes coastal ecosystems
Fuck, they never mind. Why can't they turn the
The brackish water into a fuel right now. Never mind. Sorry, it'd be better for people to die of thirst than
Than to you know have fresh water so in a in a polluted, you know sandbar. That's 10 miles off coast
I'm kind of curious of what type of fuel. I mean, what are they we're talking about?
I mean is it you know, it doesn't say it says like it says the challenge is is the energy is it's
Well, it just use solar when when nuclear becomes a little more portable and a little more like fusion
Yeah, well just you know, just just yeah
Smaller reactors smaller reactors that are self-sustaining what we call them little fusion reactors
What are we gonna put in our cars? You saw you called them? Uh, were they little fusion reactors or a proton or a photon?
No, no, uh, those in back to the future, right? Yeah
No, we were talking about cars where we're using certain types of energy on there and we they were on the cusp of
uh
Of fusion. I guess they are little fusion. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, they they have had they have repeated fusion
reaction experiments
Uh in in you know in labs and stuff like that
So very promising that the that is just it's technologically feasible as this becomes and they're more of an engineering
Problem and then a scientific problem 100 and and and you can scale them and and make them we're talking 50 years from now. Yeah
Or more. Yeah
Maybe within our lifetime maybe maybe our kids but fusion fusion
Maybe that's the next big step forward is fusion is the answer
It's the end of portable fusion reactors advanced power modules that can generate power for module armor power armor and other systems
750 kilowatts of power
These little tiny things. Yeah, that's as much as a wind turbine, right?
But the thing about it is we're talking about like to scale if they can build nuclear reactors that are full-on
Fusion reactors it is the end-all be-all because there's no byproduct but the byproduct is water
Okay, so what we're so in real it says right here like i'm reading here
In real life fusion reactors are devices that harness energy through nuclear fusion the same process that powers the sun
So potential benefits are fusion reactors include the compact size a controlled energy release. Yes
It says however, there are some challenges to fusion reactors including the neutron radiation fuel consumption
Those are the two
So there's no harmful byproducts
Neutron radiation. Yeah, but that can't be bad
Uh new neutron radiation neutrons produced during the fusion can damage the materials that make up the uh, the containment structure
It worked well for the hulk
Yes
Remember, that's the difference between fission. That's the difference between fission and fusion, right fission
Creates they have to they have to lower the the the neutron
Rods the rods and then they absorb that's how they control the reaction, right?
Otherwise it gets out of control the fission, you know
The atoms are flying all over the place but they get absorbed into these neutron bars and then they become completely
Radioactive and so the fission splits the atom and fusion makes an atom correct
It's yes combining versus splitting and then what do they do with the bars?
They bury them in a salt mine because if they continue to use them and they would get refined and then they become plutonium
Which is weapons grade material and they said we can't do that
That the livians will come for them. Somebody's gonna get a hold of the plutonium livians marty, right?
Seriously, I mean so that was never I mean the flux capacitor
That's why you take those rods you load them on spacex and launch them out to the sun then it blows up
Two miles up and then everybody dies it can but what if it doesn't what if it makes it all the way the sun and problem solved
Oh, yeah, but if it doesn't then it's a huge last time spacex has uh crashed or blown up out
Not too bad
Just last week the thing fell over no heading out that was coming back. It happened a few months ago
Yes
I didn't hear about that. Well, no you're talking about the heavyweight the starship the big one. Yes, you're correct
I'm talking about that's still in testing though
That's they don't i'm talking about like just I mean you can make a simple rocket one way it can happen anytime
It can happen anytime look at the spaceship. Yeah, look at yeah, but the space okay
those are all different scenarios because
The for i'm talking about a simple it just takes one bad scenario for that to be a tragic
Well, then you know on a mobile platform out in the middle of the ocean and you're done. I'm coming up with solutions
Well, no, I I see what your point but shan is the explosion is shan's are elon musk. I will tell you right now
Launching radioactive bars into space to take rid of them is the most is the least cost-effective
Uh manner to do that ever
Well, I mean you could just store them on site that they're putting them in a salt mine
You can store them on site if they had security. Yes
No, no, yeah
No, no, if you let them how long do these things last? No, no if you let them 10 000 years if you let them be
Refined to the point where the plutonium by the way, you can hold plutonium
You can hold it in your hands not gonna hurt you at all
But what i'm saying is if you have a bar uranium that's not highly refined
Is incredibly radioactive and that's why they have to bury them in salt mines and keep them away from but there was
The the original people that that thought about fission as the the answer to the world's problems
Never wanted the the they didn't they never imagined that you wouldn't
Continue to refine it to where it became a stable source a stable substance. They never thought they would they would
Pull them out and and put them in salt mines because that's that that's not that's not what you do
It's that's that's that wasn't the design of the whole theoretical process
But they had to do it because that that's the source. That's the what you need to make an atom bomb, right?
So they said we can't do it. I kind of want to change the subject. We were talking about
Scary movies and I don't get scared by too many movies, but there's one called sunshine
Have you ever heard of sunshine?
So the the theory was that the sun was extinguishing and they had to go reignite it with nuclear
Nuclear material. Oh interesting. So they had sent up a spaceship to go launch a
this
Nuclear material you have sillian murphy playing in that movie. Yes. Yes, who's shell y'all I had never heard of it
It was in opinheimer and he's been in it was chris chris nolan movies and all, you know, pretty good
Yeah, so good and it's so creepy to sunshine
It's not too hot distant future
He's dying sun spells the end of humanity in a last ditch effort to save the planet a crew of eight men and women
Adventure into space with a device that could revive the star. It's old
2007 yeah. Yeah, I mean it's not that old. Well, what's that toll?
14 years ago 14
Is that right?
1977 plus so on a scale to
17 17 years on a scale to one to five. It's a four one. Yeah, what's wrong with us? We can't even suck it. I am db
All right, since we're talking about scary movies. Yeah, i'm gonna bring up another space related one event horizon
I saw it. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, that is some aliens scary ass movie, you know, well alien
Well, okay, the first one was scary second one was not scary. That's scary. Second one was badass. It's like an action action
Event rise was good now. They're all into the face suckers and that kind of creeps me out
Yeah, how about like sphere michael crighton sphere? I don't saw that one. That's all that I read the book as well
I actually read the book of that one. The book was way better than the uh, the movie
Of course, it always is but space is always creepy in it is it is it can be but I will tell you I saw one
Yesterday that was really impressive
Called a quiet place
Oh, yeah, have you seen that one? That's an old one. I mean, no, no, no, it's brand new. Well, no, there's sequels
That's like the third one equals
Okay, it's like day one so i'm talking about what the one with emily blunt that's that's an old one. It's old well
2018 that's not old. Well, you said 20 2007 was old so
2018 that's 10 years older later. I like emily blunt. I do too. She's hot. I just watched the adjustment bureau never seen it
Wait, I think I have with matt damon. I think like in weird like 1960s hats. That's their quote-unquote
angels
Redirecting people you just spoiled it didn't you? Yeah, I did. Yeah, spoiler alert at the very end you find out their angels
Well, they don't really say what they are, but they kind of allude to that
But have you guys seen the quiet place with uh, whatever his name is from the office tom
Fascinating concept of a movie the whole the whole time. They don't talk like because they can't yeah
She saved a lot of money on scriptwriter. Yes, they sure did because animals we can these creatures will come and kill them instantaneously
Almost if they make a sound so they what if they chip and fall and they make a noise, but they don't dead
Not necessarily there's natural sounds that they don't pounce on as much as they do animal sounds like from the voice
Rords, dude, that's what I said when she was pregnant. I was like what are they gonna do when the baby gets born?
That's a hand to they handled that well, but I snuffed out the chicken didn't they?
Killed the chicken. That's a mash reference. Sorry. Oh, okay. Did you watch the second part not yet?
But we watched it yesterday just yesterday. Yeah, there's a third one
It's called a one get rid of all the dogs though instantly man. Well, yeah, they get killed and then they show these raccoons walking along and they're
chittering
killed
instantaneously done
And these things are vicious man
these these monsters and they any their heads come apart and
They should eat you know that their heads come apart to show like the neurons and that the way their brain is structured
And it shows this crazy ear that they have this like because they're blind these creatures are blind and they can only hear
But they're amazed their hearing is like freaking unbelievable, right?
So they can hear you like throw something they can they can hear you breathe heavy. Oh, well, then they will they go after that
Yes, yes
And so and so this family is trying to survive this whole actually the whole world is trying to survive and they really don't but they're
Digit chronology. Oh, thanks chronicling this one family and they have figured out how to live with them in complete silence
and
so they they have literally put sand down everywhere where they're gonna walk around their house because sand is quieter and
They I mean they do all this crazy shit to you know, just try to figure out how to not make noise and it's fascinating
So are they ever everywhere?
There's three of them. So what if you're like in Cambodia and they're in Australia
They don't they don't they don't cover that in the first one
They only cover what this family is doing to survive and there's apparently three creatures in the area and I would imagine they're all over
The world they are but there's three in the in the in the area and they can you see them? Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, so if they're like a mile away and you make a noise they come after you that real big
They get instantaneously you and kill you like a size of a dog
But I mean no, I mean they run ten feet away could they like go where your last spot is
Yeah in between a horse and an elephant. This is more like a rhino
Now not that big willed a beast. It's actually really fascinating from the perspective of making a movie where they have to be quiet
I love movies that they don't have to write scripts for
Well, it's kind of reminiscent you see the center book one where
I called the burqa bird box where they couldn't see yes
Because if you looked at it, you would go crazy and kill yourself. Yeah
Instantaneously. Yeah, can we pause? I?
Can't hold it. You got a shit. No, I have to pee. I saw this quiet place. I
Mean, I guess what do these animals look like?
Okay
It's been a few years since I've seen it. I think they're kind of a tear
That dude from
From the office. I didn't know that was who you're talking. Those two are actually married in real life. Are they really? Yeah
Yes
Did they get married during the show? No, they were married before the show started
They're married and I just looked at this because I was looking at the movie adjustment bureau and she they married in 2010
I thought he married Pam. I was who you were talking about was Pam. No, no Emily blunt and
John Krasinski Krasinski. Yes. Oh, he was in
What's I went on about Pat Ryan Jack?
The sniper teeth our
Hours. Yeah, he was in that
It was good. Oh, that's a good they got abandoned in
In Benghazi Benghazi that was fucking that was the Hillary Clinton
She's such a cunt. So their daughter is
deaf, I believe right
Are you talking about the movie in the movie? Yes. Yes. Yes. I think in real life. She's deaf as well
All right, that's kind of makes it complicated. So what do these creatures look like in the movie?
You said they were like a rhino looking and they had no no that was a reference to size
I would say they're probably ten feet tall. Oh, that's fucking huge
Yeah, they're the ten feet tall probably, you know eight feet. So what if they if I'm in my house and
They're coming in my house. Are they gonna like break down the door rip open the side walk up the stairs
Remember she was in the bathtub. Yeah, you're right when I when I think of that scene they were not ten feet tall
They were more like six or seven feet tall. You're right. They weren't I mean
Yeah, they weren't as big as you think they're scary looking big massive teeth, but no eyes right because they're blind and
And oh, so do they like just devour you? Oh, yeah, you're gonna shreds to shreds instantaneously
Or they just yeah grab you and run off with you and just tear you up along the way
Well, in other words if you make a noise it was basically understood that you were dead within seconds
That doesn't make sense how they can get there that fast you
haul ass
Well, it seems like you have at least ten seconds like you'd be able to move ten feet out of the way or have a gun
I don't know and that's part of this challenge. They have to figure out
I was like you can't live with them forever. You got to figure out some way to kill them
Because sooner or later you're gonna make a noise and you're gonna can like throw water on them
I would like set up a deal and then they multiply. Okay, was there electricity?
I mean I would because I'd be running a speaker 24 7. Here's here's
You know, I was gonna ask you guys how you felt about this. I've always been too anal about being plausible in a movie
That makes especially with time travel involved
Yeah, but there's some things you just have to kind of just go with but I was being critical the fact that they had power
I was like dude in a world where there's creatures that are eating you if you make a noise
It would be everything would fall apart. There would be the power plants would go down, right? There would be no power
And everyone of the apes everyone would starve to death
I mean it would be a complete breakdown
But yes, they had power and power mattered greatly in this movie to have power and I was like, dude
They're not gonna have power but I was like just let it go because it's entertaining
Right that cuz I would absolutely have a fucking I'd have put my DJ speakers up there and I would have like whatever
It doesn't matter. I think she like a pillow
I think for what I remembered at the very end that they have music and speakers to try to distract them
While they were potentially trying to get away. I can't remember though. So like everybody in Coachella
Well, I've only seen the first one. Well, this is the end of the first one. So, okay, do you want me spoil it?
Well, he hasn't seen it. I don't care. No, this is a major spoiler. Well, no, you need to watch it. It's a good movie
All right, so the deaf girl has hearing aids, right? Well cochlear implants and I guess the father's
I guess you're like, you know model the world I
Know but I really connected with her because together I think we have a anyway
though so the father is desperately trying to make earpieces for her and I guess
So that she I'm assuming she can so that she can hear so that she knows if she's making noise
I don't they didn't they didn't really cover that
But well, she ends up he ends up making some device for her that when the creature comes close to her it emits
A feedback feedback. That's exactly what it is and it makes the creature go nuts at first
It's a very light feedback, but it's enough to make the creature leave the area
Well, the girl figures out I can connect this feedback into the massive sound system that the correct that the father has created
And it literally makes his head explode die
Oh
I'm done. Well, we're done here. Now you never have to see the movie
That's good, but that's at the end of the first movie the end of the first movie
Yeah, so there's another one. I think it's called life and they go out in space
That has Deadpool
You talking about a different movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we're still talking about creepy space movies, right?
Or any creepy movie. Yeah, Ryan Reynolds Reynolds. Yeah
So they go out in space and they're doing experiments and they come across
Organic matter kind of a slug. This is called life life. I saw this
Okay. Oh Jake. How do you say his name Jake?
Jalen Hall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's the I can't quit you guy. Oh, yeah
I can't quit you
Poor guy and then he made Roadhouse to try to make it all undone. Roadhouse. I'm kidding. I like the guy actually
I can't fault him for
Yeah, you can
Well, dude, the other guy was a freaking stud the Robin he played Joker
He ended up killing himself. No, he didn't
No, he did not he OD'd right accidentally
If you take drugs you kill yourself no if you OD no no no he had prescription drugs kind of like the whole
Michael Jackson thing and he had prescription drugs that were not supposed to be taken together
I think he got confused and he inadvertently ledger inadvertently inadvertently. How do we know this? So there's Rebecca Ferguson?
There's a high-level key Sonata explaining what he did rookie son. Yeah
So they're open they're open this place asian do an experiment always so skeptical and they grow this life
Today's world I am I grow this new life form or new to them life form and it starts attacking
Of course it does. Yeah, the cutting edge and one of the most important discoveries on human history because it's hungry
They're gonna create a life. It's gonna be hungry. It's gonna eat them
Yeah, why do we always take these advice from alien guys and then and then grow them in death into?
Oh, I've seen this right killing us. I like that. I like that that is it a name Rebecca Ferguson
I think she's pretty
Rebecca Ferguson, I don't know who that is. Yeah, I sure so new to this. I mean sure it's a normal picture. Oh, she was in Dune
Yeah, she was she was 40 years or it
She's got a unique look
Doon and Dune to you can guys can slam it all you want. I thought those are great. They're good
I haven't seen Dune to it's good. She's in the she was in Mission Impossible
She was actually in two Mission Impossible. She was Tom Cruise's girlfriend. She's also in the greatest showman
I've never seen that. Yeah, the greatest showman. I heard it was really really good. I love this show was good
I mean at first I was thinking you guys are gay for what's this show?
Then I watched those like oh, this is so good. And then you like spoke back now started singing it
I never watched I've never seen broke back mountain. Honestly, I haven't either
I haven't either and I'm not saying the original Hawk to a girl. I mean guy. It's
So crazy, I mean just the whole concept of broke back mountain. I'm just like who would want to go see that movie?
There's no guy that wants to watch it
No
heterosexual guy ever wants to see that movie because I
Guarantee it if I was taken to that movie and I didn't know what it was and if we would have gone as a group
We would have left
How much how much?
Hold on how much we it won three hours drink in that scenario course it did
What zero was Paul high-stepping? Oh
Not a Nazi game
That's a goose
Dude, it wasn't he already quaid was in this brandy quite. I just keep trying to defend myself. What's the point?
So how much money did that make cuz I'll tell you how many people went and saw it
I think a lot I think it did better than we think it did. Yeah
Oh
Brokeback Mountain did yes, I only watched it for the fashion
The cowboy fashion so cowboy jackets the 2005 film broke back Mountain grossed
178 million dollars see look at us. We're just bigoted pigs. What's wrong with us?
What's wrong with us?
You won't watch a gay movie by the way I watched big three million domestic sales timeout time
I'm doing a timeout all right the birdcage throw the flag. I loved it freaking amazing
I love and they're both gay. What's wrong with us? Well? Here's the difference the difference is
The difference is is that it was a comedy, and I love Robin Williams, and I love the other guy
I'm not I don't hate gay guys. I don't hate gay guys
I think I think the fun that's funny as fuck birdcage was hilarious hilarious
But I don't want us it's it all falls into the same stuff as I want my sex to be private
I don't want to see it. I don't want to see too. I don't want to see a man and a woman making out
I don't want to see them if I see love in other words a love story
Yeah, if I see a love scene I fast-forward it. I don't care what movie is if it's on Netflix. I fast-forward
Whatever I fast-forward. I don't want to see it. I'm not interested in it. I'm not interested in a man and woman
I don't give a fuck. I really don't want to see too
I'm I'm with you until it's like a whole bunch of people then I'm like I'm eyes wide shut yeah
I don't want lesbian. I don't mind woman on woman now for some reason I can watch that
I don't know what the deal is but
That's the only thing I know I think that's a little
We don't want to say kissing. He's really funny. You don't want to see any kissing or affection I
Mean I mean look there's a difference between kissing and mugging out and dry-humping. I don't want to see that
I don't want to waste my time so watching that you're out on boogie nights
Something to love scenes in a movie it builds it builds the relationship
Between a you know a man and two men get a woman and I get it
Three I see girls and one guy when I'm in the house girls in one cup, and there's a love scene going on I forward it
Forward it because I just don't want to side I want to see because would look weird if you're sitting there by yourself
It's what walks in there's like a love scene going on. No. I don't care about that. I mean trust me
I get it is weird. Yeah, you're watching a movie. I just don't want to see why if there's a love scene
And your kids walk in and like the worst is on an airplane
I'm watching I'm watching a movie on an air. Oh no. I thought you mean you were watching airplane
No, I'm watching a movie on air on the airplane and like your phone
The whole world is like watching what I'm watching and there's like nudity and I'm like yeah, but that was that
That was just the joke we're gonna have to edit that that was just the Joker
All right, so who remembers softball you son of a bitch who remembers going softball
It was who remembers going to the airport and you're going through the magazine stand and there's like
Penthouse and hustler up there at the top
Airports at Walden books Walden books. Yes, like and then you try not to look like but maybe the black thing didn't cover
Underneath it wait a minute. Yes, I I never really I mean I've seen them
I just never really I didn't go the older kids in the neighborhood dumpster diving like Jeff did and come home with five
million volumes
Was it dumpster diving it was a it was a
What do you want to call it like a newspaper magazine?
Where you go will you drop off your cash?
Well, you shit so you could raise money when you recycle it for the for the band or whatever
So in other words somebody deposited to get rid of it, correct in you whatever. I don't care. But the thing is
Impositive hold on in a in a a feel-good moment for someone
Raise my holding your hands like you're cupping. I know I didn't
But to write to try to raise money for a local cause they donated all of their penthouses. Yes, that was your say
Into action the 14 and 15 years a bunch of us who found
Even worse like someone's effort
You know check out this I got some swank you make you're making this sound like there was like a horde of you
on top of a
mound of penthouses
Five or six like some special events in around the corner with 15 different port-a-potty's and you got like 15 even friends all
Whacking off at the same time
It's got to be a Cincinnati thing
This is good Jeff you have the floor continue this story that lost his penis
Hold on. Let's let Larry Flynn. That's Larry Flynn. We're all we're all talking because I know we're all excited right now
But I want to I want to hear the whole story. You have the floor. I was basically it
It was it was a newspaper run or whatever you want to call it and we're tasked to you know
Organize it in there and we found a big old stash some guy deposited a shit ton of porn mags
14 year old boys are like some dude's wife said we're done with this. That's what I was done with this
Donate them to the boys and girls club
Even worse. I'm thinking the guy came home from work and they were all gone
The wife donated all to the cause and we're walking down the street with these magazines he's driving by
Fuck those are my magazines. Those magazines have like my new traditional centerfolds
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to think did centerfolds have like an extra page you could fold out or it was longer
I think it was an extra page. I would open up. Oh my god and open and open and open and open
See the kids nowadays would have no concept no idea. Well, they can look up whatever they go on holy fans
Yeah, whenever they're you're not sitting in the woods with that buddies go and look at that in the woods
Yes, what else were you doing in the world Jeff?
Got woods. You got porta potties. You got what else you got? What else you need?
I guess what a party as a young horny man just porn mags and woods. God
Yeah, but what you have did you have beer Jeff? No, it's a beer at the time
No, I don't know all big mouth Mickey's that little Kings look little Kings
Hey males little King cream ale. That was the beer of choice
For the folks in Redding, you know, you guys are gonna laugh. You know how I have a ditch behind my house, right? Oh
Right at the at the end. Oh you master. We don't know you do that
Oh my god at the end for listen at the end of my fence. There is a little
Just an area there where I think some neighborhood kids have made it there. I'd like to have sex that no date
They've made it there Jeff
There's a little little Torium dude because they're a crematorium
Torium I know I'm finding beer. I'm not finding penthouse magazines. I'm finding beer cans
Oh, okay, and they're just collecting like more and more of them, which means they're returning to the same spot. So
Somebody like there's a group of teenagers in the neighborhood that are she said there was like a
Just your neighbors
Kidding me. That's where I throw my cans over your fence. No
This is this is that the that's Sean's recycling plan. It's just
Milwaukee's best and all their shit beer shit beer
shit beer
So maybe I should set up a camera and be like hey you guys scram. It's my property
Just shoot them Wow
Assault gun I got some pellet gun clarify that you do you have on the second floor and just
Sniped them, but but they're having your experience everybody. Yeah, we did that. We were outside all the time
We'd you know, not that we we didn't have porn mags all the time
We we hit that motherload once but you know, we'd hang out the woods
But no underage drinking out there. No underage could steal a six pack of beer out of the
Fridge my dad didn't drink
So we never had beer we have a bottle of wine, but I wasn't interested in that
But we'd go out there we'd catch crawl dads we'd go
Catching you know, we'd fish for the big minnows and shit and build
Camps in the woods. We dig down dude. That is the best shit ever man. Hell. Yeah, I remember doing that. I
Enjoyed that all 100% with this all fucking summer. We did that, you know, we'd we work on different different generation
Our poor kids don't don't experience that
No, not really went out in the woods and we would we would build forts
We would build forts out of wood for yeah, I don't would we real wood and back then you could buy a dirt cheap
Yeah, two by fours plywood. Yeah, we'd have what I remember one time. He made a buddy. We're digging down
we probably went ten feet down because
The way the houses were they sloped down and then the woods would start then it sloped down even more
So we've on the side of this hill
We dug down about ten feet and then we finally just hit rocks and clay were like, all right, we're stopped
So full Gaza we did and then we sat there were like
We're like well this sucks because it's wet
It's wet mud and just nasty and I'm sure that's poop and we worked days on this thing
So you I mean you make it like a hobbit hole. Well, we were trying to make out like a
Shire yeah
We're trying to make a fort but we made this thing deep and it was probably ten by ten was huge
And they're big piles of clay and dirt on the sides and once we've got that we're like, yeah, this sucks
Jeff is the hobbit that was did you guys know this about Jeff? He's a hobbit. I was the hobbit
I can see his feet from here. I mean, you know the resemblance
You know what you're gonna laugh Annie you're gonna laugh. So in Houston we lived there was a forest behind us
Not very not very long, but a lot of trees a lot of huge pine trees
We had a tornado come through and twist it off like about ten feet up
Twisted off a ton of trees that that were down and my brother had the bright idea that he wanted to in the middle of
That little forest build a log cabin
And so I was like, okay, I'll help you. I'll be damned if he
he
Freaking cut. I mean no everything hit by hand like no power tools. No, we're like no extension cords
They didn't have batteries back then right? So this was no they didn't have any batteries
Meaning no. Well, he had hearing aid better
Yeah, because I wanted to hear and hear my brother I was like what do you want to do?
You guys always do that to me
Always pull out your deaf card. Well, yeah, I was horrible being a little we have the cards here
They're red yellow and then he's got the hearing aid
Hold on so I don't want to talk about my whole painful horrible childhood with my hearing impaired. Was it really painful?
I would know it wasn't at all
cassette tapes dude, it was easy it was easy anyway, so here's my brother building like, you know
Lincoln logs like and I'm talking the whole thing was
probably
10 10 feet by 6 feet and he built it. I'll be damned if he built it 6 feet high
logs and we built
Put a roof on it and it I mean you you it would have been a is it still standing
You know what it would have been and I wanted to cover that damn tornado
Yeah, well the wolf came and huff and puff and blew it down. No, they developed it
So was he was he like the first pig the second pig or the third pig cut down all the trees and developed and there was
A fucking like, you know, 7-eleven there and I thought to myself
What would the people that I mean and somebody came and tried, you know people just want to destroy shit
I went back years later and somebody had knocked off a couple of the logs
But I mean they probably broke a leg doing it
Yeah, right and then the real fucking deal and then the immigrants came and squatted in it
He mentioned but imagine the guys that found it going this must have been from the from the 1800s
Oh, yeah, the American Civil War. Let's pick it a wood and logs
this Woodford
Bourbon that we've got here. Yes
Quite tasty so we got the little background here is the Woodland Reserve batch proof is part of the anal Masters collection
I
Never sees the you there
Yeah, this is the Masters collection series which according to Woodford Reserve celebrates master distillers Chris Morris
Who's Chris Morris? Oh the master distiller?
He's from he's from radio head he was okay. I'm missing something. I worked with the Chris Morris. I
Don't understand what's happening. Chuck is on his fourth glass. That's what we're missing. Oh god give or take
Have you turned down his mic yet? No, it's good
You might want to turn down his mic things are about to get off the easy Austin go get the nine bandit
Go get the Williamsburg, so this is
118.4 proof. Oh
130 bucks. Yeah, it's not a cheap one
Yeah, hey you might point that back in the bottle
After I drink it well, let's look take a look at this
So the bottle is nicer than the other words because the other woodward Woodford Reserve bottles
They're wider. This one's only like four inches wide. It's very unique
It's four by four and it stands about ten inches tall and but the other ones are wider
They're like six inches wide, you know three inches thick two and a half inch thick
For a bottle. It's a unique. It's a unique bottle look and
And there's a good reason why because this one it is it's a little bit better. It's it's a lot better
It's a unicorn. Yeah. Well, it comes out what comes out once a year
Liquor king has this I think it's a hundred twenty one proof this year's version
160 bucks 150 bucks. Oh, wow. It's so good
This year's version of it. So this is the mash bill on this specific one is
72 corn
18 rye I could taste the spice on it. Oh, yeah got a kick and then 10% of multi barley
This is outstanding
The no statement on the age either. I don't know what the deal is with that
Yeah, I don't know. Well, the new age statement is a little frustrating but you're probably at least four years of this thing
I would think
So I'm not that impressed by it. Honestly, I mean it tastes good. Hold on. That's not true
I it's better than all the woodward for reserves that I've had right
Really is and I could taste the clarity and because the rye it is it's got that spice and I like that spice
You know before it was like, oh my god, I want the I want the wheat this stuff. We hated
Absolutely hated right we would always score this low
This is good
But again, we need to go back to our different categories
This one is in the hundred eighteen one fifteen to one twenty range. Yeah, so it's on a different
Category that we need to start clarifying on the on the taste right, you know compared to some of the other ones
Your expectations are high there. It should be higher because the the higher the proof the
More opportunity for these different tastes to start populating that come out plus it's 130 250 bucks
Well, I mean the price is different
I mean the price kind of should be a representation of the taste doesn't necessarily doesn't really yeah
Direct correlation that's and that's a challenging thing because we I find us saying that a lot we say it's good
But for a hundred and forty bucks
Right, should we say that I mean should I buy this again?
It doesn't matter for 70 you were up to 140 if it's a good bourbon. No, I'd buy this again
I would drink it again. Well, let's dumb it down and we're not gonna have a lot of time
We talked about the spice stuff, but we gotta give you an aid for the time. I think it's great actually
What's our what does our score on this? Seven seven for me? I'm good. Seven eight seven five
You didn't like it. So so it has to now I'm gonna give it a seven four seven five. Yeah, I'm in the same range
I mean, I mean do I like this better than nose mill? I don't know
That's something you're gonna have to soul search different ammo. It's wheat. So it's different
But my point is it should still be in the same range. I think it's great. Yeah, I think the nose is great
Yeah, the the mid it's smooth. The finish is great. I smell a lot of candy
Oh everything everything rolls like butter sketch from Andy. I think the problem is is probably should have had
More yeah, there's not much left
So it's not eight for anybody eight point zero
Seven eight. I think it's it's good. That's the whole point good stuff. I enjoyed it
Congratulations to the master collections of Woodford Reserve of Charles Woodson. Very tasty. I'd buy it again
So this upcoming week you guys stick around or check out the next episode
We got Stan from the KELT and Nick from the KELT showing up on the next podcast
Yeah, that'll be exciting. That'll be that'll be different. I'm eager to get for it their brains. Let's see what happens here
We got a lot of guests coming up here. We're excited. This is some
different
Things going on and thank you and the holidays are coming up. Thanks Chuck Chuck. Have it if you're gonna check us out
It's good stuff. Mr. Producer. Thank you be standing on top of stuff. It is December. Sorry September 3rd. I might drunk
Yes, clearly clearly because I haven't eaten September 3rd
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