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I guess it's that damn easy 100 proof.

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Well, I went over to Paul's house.

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I'm ill.

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Oh, look at Mr. Producer.

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He was like, nah, he's...

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He was like, I'm Spanish fly.

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He was so drunk he came in out.

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I know you sent me a text.

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I sent you a text and it didn't hear from you until like six.

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which is kind of a lifestyle I've kind of adopted lately,

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thank you, Mr. Dudes Like Us

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for the second half of the podcast.

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It is October 27th.

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Check us out on Instagram and Facebook,

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and dudeslikeus-woodcraft.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul, but it's not October.

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What did I say? October.

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What the hell? I'm hoping.

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And what was your name, sir?

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Oh, hi, Jeff.

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Hey, welcome to the podcast.

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Thank you very much.

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Are we going to try to do a minute of live here real quick?

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Can I fix my hair?

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Just a minute or two and watch you. You'll have to hold it.

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What were we just talking about? I was going to talk about that real quick.

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October.

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Yeah, no August. I was saying...

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Your new alcoholic lifestyle.

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behind the Pictionary Board.

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with bacon. I mean, mine was not all fancy,

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Chick-fil-A reportedly has 42 chemicals

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I know he's a doctor.

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the Chick-fil-A facility?

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I don't care. But I know

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damn well there's chemicals in it. You know there's chemicals

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is just nuts. I mean, the fact that a McDonald's

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hamburger can sit stagnant for

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fucking 30 years, come out of the bag

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and look like it just popped off the grill

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yesterday, no.

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if they had shit in the food 30 years ago,

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what's in the food today? And the fact that

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what they do have in the food today

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that they're not admitting is that they have

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things in there. Don't put me...

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They've got things that make you addicted to where you have

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There's bourbon in it? No. You know what I'm talking about.

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that it would pass over in Europe.

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None of this shit would fly. And yet

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we're allowed to do it because we're Americans

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and we get away with everything, eats and

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farts. Wait a second. That's Austrian.

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Are we American?

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I think we had this discussion, is Europe healthier

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than America?

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What's their lifespan? I think we looked at that.

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It really wasn't that much longer.

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I don't think it's a matter of the lifespan.

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I think it's the quality of life.

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If you're fighting cancer for the last 10 years...

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That's a good point. If you're constantly inflamed

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and chronically ill...

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Do we know they're not? I don't know.

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Well, no. I don't see it.

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We don't live over there. We don't know.

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All my European friends are healthy.

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I'll tell you what. My experience being over there

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is that all those guys were...

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The majority of them weren't heavyweight.

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Well, they weren't back in the 70s and 80s

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or either.

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Again, my experience just looking at it,

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I didn't notice that.

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You know, in fact... Well, you're over there

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in the 70s and 80s. Here in the United States,

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the obesity and the problems

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didn't really come through. After chicken nuggets,

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the McChick nuggets came out.

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I think maybe it started in the late 80s,

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90s, 2000s. That's where you started

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seeing a lot of the problems

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creeping up.

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70s and 80s, 60s, it was not like that.

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The health is...

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It's not the same as it is

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Europe as it is in the United States.

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It's from the point that... I know they eat

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shit food too. But it's

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different because the FDA

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passes certain

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ingredients that we're allowed to put

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in our food for preservatives

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that they won't allow in

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Europe. Do they allow

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things over there that we don't have over here?

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No.

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I mean, we can have everything over here.

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How do we know this? I mean, we should

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reverse look at this. Well, that's what

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our case is trying to push. He's trying to say

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we need to... Look, these guys

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are in office and they're

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not in office. They've got people in their backpack.

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Let's put in Pertude Chicken, for example.

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Big egg, big egg, big

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farmer, big big big big big big. No, I'm not saying that

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there's not a problem with our food over here.

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Because there is. And the chicken nugget program.

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My problem comes from saying that Europe is better

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than America. Yeah, you want to find that

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there's food this is better. You want something that proves that.

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I need proof that shows me that

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the European food,

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just because I can't buy it over there doesn't mean there's not

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something else over there that's just as bad.

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Again, I'm going to bring up

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this point because you're right.

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The food, if you just take it as this, I

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have a bratwurst here in the United States

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and I have a bratwurst in

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Europe. The bratwurst in Europe, even

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though they're both unhealthy for you,

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the bratwurst in Europe has less chemicals

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in it because their FDA won't allow

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those chemicals to be in there. While our FDA

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says, ah, fuck it, man, it's okay.

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I just got a. Do they have the

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big mass produced over there like we do over here?

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Like Oscar Mayer and

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Tyson. I would have to. Otherwise they can't

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feed their people. I would assume.

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You know what? At some point it's a

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study where it says here's a bratwurst.

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You're probably right. Right. So

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but I'd rather I like to see that

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where this brat that I brought,

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this is a mass produced one over in Europe.

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That's produced in Europe.

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They want to suppress that type of information.

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I don't know if I'm right over here.

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What are they all? I mean, you know, when

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when a company's trying to be healthier

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with like with hot dogs and stuff, they say

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there's no something. Nitrates.

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Nitrates. Right. So that's a curing agent.

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So that's an example. Right. Maybe Europe

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doesn't allow nitrates.

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Right. I don't know. I don't know. I just.

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That's a curing agent. I'm just. Well, that's a chemical.

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Well, it's it's a certain kind of

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chemicals. I mean, they've got like, you know,

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50 vows

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in in 100.

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One word impossible to say.

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Polycarbonate, nitro, glycerin, whatever,

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just to know I agree 100%

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that there's problems with

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the American food. But I go back

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to how

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has it impacted life

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and life expectancy

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because our life expectancy outside

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the last couple of years has increased.

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Right. Anxiety.

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You know, the lack of

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sleep, you know,

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I'd be kind of interested to find out

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what the ratio of people

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or the comparison between

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with people that have like sleep apnea machines

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in the United States versus Europe, you know,

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I'm troubled right now.

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I woke up

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fucking early like five o'clock in the morning

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the other day, you know, and I was like, yeah, because I went to bed a little bit earlier, whatever.

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I got up and I was like, what the fuck am I doing

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up? So I went downstairs because I'm just staring.

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I'm just looking at the ceiling. So I was like, I fucking I might as well start the day.

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So I went downstairs and

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turn the TV on and

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laid down on the couch and I fell asleep

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downstairs

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and I woke up like three times.

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Right. You know, and it's just like, am I awake?

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It's just like, it was frustrating

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me because I feel like I can't sleep

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without my sleep apnea machine.

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Right. And it's just like, you have a bad case.

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I think you have something going on internally

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in your nose, your esophagus

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or whatever that is that's causing that.

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It's caused by bratwurst.

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Whatever it is.

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I'm just kind of curious if there are

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if that issue is

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with those people over there in Europe.

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Do they have sleep apnea issues?

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I think that's a physical thing for you.

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Like for me, it was weight related because I don't

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snore like I used to. I think for you

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even when you weren't heavy like

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you say you are now, you were still

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snoring like that. I think there's something

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internally this physical that's causing

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that. I think a better list of food.

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Yeah, a better list of tests is do you have

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friends with horrible gas? Like in Europe

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how many friends do they have

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with legal gas? We have a good one right there.

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We have friends with lethal, lethal gas.

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Jeff will

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and that's definitely a product of food.

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Jeff will like leave burn marks.

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It's true.

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Our equivalent podcasters in Europe

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they have like very clean gas.

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And I go back to your comment about lack of sleep

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and anxiety. I think a big difference

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between Europe and us

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is work.

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Right. I agree with that.

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They have a much better balance.

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They have a better balance of work. I'm not saying everybody

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over there but in general Europe has a better

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balance of work life. Oh yeah.

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Where they're not stressed to the gills.

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Way more vacation. Like. And they're expected

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to stay away for two weeks. Yeah.

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Three weeks. So when you wake up

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early it could be work related Sean.

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You know you're sitting there and you're like

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fuck I got this thing I gotta do. I used to wake up.

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Stress. Stress is the biggest thing guys.

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That's not food related. No, no, no. Stress.

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Stress is the biggest thing that affects

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health, affects sleep, it affects

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everything. It affects

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binge eating, binge drinking.

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It's all stress. I think

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that's why a lot of the young folks

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today are trying

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to force that

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balance where we've never had it

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before. Not really. They want to work

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four days a week. They want to

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work from home. They don't want to

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be burdened by

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what we or

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their parents have been burdened with. I don't blame

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them for trying. I mean I think

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you know. I mean we're late in the game. It's not going to

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impact us.

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Yeah, we're screwed. I mean there's certain professions

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that will never happen.

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But

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I think that's a big difference in the culture

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between Europe and

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America is the work.

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Yeah. The intensity.

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The work intensity. Right.

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There's some food differences as well. And I think

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even the bigger study would be looking at Asian

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countries and their food compared to what we eat

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because they live the longest.

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And they have super high stress

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jobs. Like Japanese and shit.

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Well the Japanese. They live

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for a long time. Yeah. That doesn't make sense.

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Well maybe that's food related.

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I don't know. Maybe they eat a bunch of fish.

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I don't know. Right. Well I would say the Asian

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Asian

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culture

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envelopes a lot of exercise.

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You know they go out there and

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line dance. Have you ever seen those

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folks? Tai Chi.

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Well whatever it is. I mean yeah I don't know what it's

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called. But I mean that's normal thing. They go out

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there and they get out the park and there's

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like 50 people all kind of doing some.

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Is it like kind of like

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Tai Chi. Remember Gun Ho. Well that's Tai Chi

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but there's also little line dancing.

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Like where. Country line dancing.

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Something similar. I think it's more

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yoga kind of like kind of like Gun Ho. The movie

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Gun Ho remember. There's both. Yeah.

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They started their day every day with like

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exercises. That's kind of like your Tai Chi stuff.

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I'm kind of an understanding.

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But that's what I'm kind of talking about. When they go

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out there there's like a little dance. You know

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they're all doing their own dance at their own

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style. I'm just saying they take

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breaks to them all the day.

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Yeah. That's what I mean. You know it's

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developed in the business model. In the

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culture here in the United States it's balls

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to the wall. Yeah. Fucking work.

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Until you die. Until you die basically.

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I'm going to put that on my calendar. Line

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dancing from 11 to 1130.

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Yeah. Yeah. And just kind of.

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You doing it though. Yeah just me at home.

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Line dancing by myself.

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Right. Those guys are really just

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meditating. You know there's something

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we said about that. I don't really do it.

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I mean. Yeah. I think meditation.

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Click on that second from the left picture.

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I think that. That kind of

538
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meditation would be what I would

539
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
want to do. Just because she's.

540
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Yeah. She's very juggy. Is that why.

541
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
What. What's the picture you're looking at.

542
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
I was trying to put in there nude.

543
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
All nude meditation.

544
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Actually that one down there on the

545
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
rise. She's got some poker's.

546
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Oh God.

547
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
I want to tell a story about.

548
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
I want to tell.

549
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
God. What. I want to tell a story about

550
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Chick-fil-A. I know we're kind of.

551
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
We went away off of that.

552
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000
The fries are good. Yeah. No.

553
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
OK. So I want to tell you a story about

554
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000
the grilled chicken nuggets.

555
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
OK. Not a fan.

556
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
I know. I'm not either. I'm not either

557
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
at all. Right. And so we get

558
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000
like a 12 pack of them and like it was

559
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
supposed to be split between my son and

560
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
my wife and they didn't eat them all. And so

561
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
they were six or eight of them left and

562
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
she put them in a purse. OK.

563
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
And then we went to the mall.

564
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
And then we were shopping. Right. The whole family

565
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
shopping. We're all milling around. And then

566
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
like all the boys start like

567
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
accusing each other of like farting.

568
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
And I'm like we guys

569
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
talking about it. It's like get away from

570
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
me. I didn't do anything. It wasn't me.

571
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
It wasn't me. That kind of shit. Right.

572
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
And so we're still milling around looking at clothes

573
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
and I'm over by Shelley and I'm like, damn.

574
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I go, Shelley, did you fart? Like what the hell.

575
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
And she's like, no, I didn't.

576
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000
And then we all kind of figured out that it

577
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
was mom was thinking mom was thinking bad.

578
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
And finally we figured out

579
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000
it was the damn grilled nuggets in her purse, man.

580
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Really? It's

581
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
wreaked. It

582
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
wreaked. Of asshole? It just

583
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
wreaked. I don't know how to explain it. Did you send us

584
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
a picture of chicken asshole last week?

585
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Oh, I did. Smell awful.

586
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
I didn't realize that was a delicacy. I didn't

587
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
neither. That's disgusting.

588
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
What you sent was disgusting.

589
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
It's a cultural food.

590
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
We have to have respect for that.

591
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Yes. It was the anus and

592
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
surrounding area of a chicken and they bit into it

593
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
like a corn dog. It was

594
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
so freaking gross.

595
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
I mean, it's like grizzle. It's like what

596
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
I pulled out of my Asian soup.

597
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
It's like the elephant four scan.

598
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
What the fuck was that all about?

599
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
That may be what the Chick-fil-A grilled nuggets are.

600
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
It's chicken anus

601
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
because it was fucking horrible.

602
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
And we threw it away and we were like, uh-uh,

603
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
never again. If you eat it there,

604
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
eat it there and then be done. It's not coming

605
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
home ever.

606
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
It was so bad. I'm telling you. It's a family

607
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
story. It's awful.

608
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Well, I encourage everyone to stop going to

609
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
fast foods and, you know.

610
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
I don't want to cut it out completely, but I know

611
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
it's horrible for you, but

612
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000
once a week, once a week's good.

613
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
I don't even do that.

614
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Everything in moderation, right?

615
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
If you do it every day or

616
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
something like this, even these guys who's like,

617
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
I'm going to live 30 days on McDonald's.

618
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Well, he just died, as a matter of fact.

619
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Well, but you heard, but you hear the story

620
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
about that. He was an alcoholic.

621
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Well, they're not saying he died from

622
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
McDonald's. I know, but no.

623
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
But when, when he was doing the McDonald's

624
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
thing, the Super Size Me or whatever it was,

625
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
and he talked about like the

626
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
liver failures and different health

627
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
problems, he was a full-blown alcoholic.

628
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
And they never, they never

629
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
disclosed that.

630
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
I was like, come on, bro. That's not a fair

631
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000
comparison.

632
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Yeah, but that's

633
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
crap. You know, you can't

634
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
eat that food. Yeah, whatever, man.

635
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I mean, it's good. It really is.

636
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
But I will tell you that

637
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
we, that I,

638
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
you know, when I haven't eaten a hamburger

639
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
in a long time and I go to specific,

640
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
like I, like I can't go to McDonald's.

641
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Like if we say, hey, let's go get McDonald's right now,

642
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
I'll gross out because it's like

643
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
something about that and Burger King.

644
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
I can eat water burger. I mean, because

645
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
water burger still has a good taste to it.

646
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Yeah, but the other ones, it's like I

647
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
taste the grease a little different.

648
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
I've been told that McDonald's

649
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
is the gold standard of

650
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
food quality. So I don't

651
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
know, because we were dogging it. You know, we were like all,

652
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
you know, God, you know,

653
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
we had pink slime, pink slime

654
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
shit. A person

655
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
who is very

656
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
much in the food industry

657
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
and like, and they know

658
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
what, including their french fries. So they know

659
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
what the gold standard is in terms of

660
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
like the way they prepare the food,

661
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
the way they, where they get the food, where it's sourced from,

662
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
like the whole end to end process.

663
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
McDonald's is supposed to be

664
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
tight. This is the hamburgers

665
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
that will last in a closet for 30 years.

666
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
I know you're saying that. I'm just, I'm

667
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
telling you, it was first-hand knowledge

668
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
of people that like know

669
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
who is good at doing this.

670
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
It just sounds like

671
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
some shifty left-handed

672
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
mind control. I mean, meaning, meaning, you know,

673
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
they care about where it comes from. So the potatoes

674
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
are grown on

675
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
farms that they make sure this and this

676
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
and this and they, and the meat comes

677
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
from, you know, cows that are this and this

678
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
and this. I mean, McDonald's

679
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
takes it seriously. Well, I know when I was working

680
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
McDonald's, I mean, I was 16 at the time,

681
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
but the hamburger looked like

682
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
hamburger. Right. It didn't look

683
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
any strange. Yeah, they didn't come, you didn't

684
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
squeeze it out of a tube and some weird. No,

685
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
they came in, although they're frozen, frozen.

686
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Right. They're just patties, right? It makes

687
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
sense logistically, right? Yeah.

688
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
But, you know, I did have a big

689
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
like the American cheese and like I told

690
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
you this, that

691
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
opened up a brand new one and I was laying the cheese down

692
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
on the cheeseburger or whatever the hell I was doing.

693
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I got about 10 slices

694
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
in. There's a fly.

695
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Looks like it's like a fly

696
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
flew in right smashed in there between

697
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
two slices about 10 slices in.

698
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
That's inevitable. You know, it's just flying

699
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
all the way goes. Yep.

700
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Right in between them. I think it's inevitable

701
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
that there's I mean, could people freak out?

702
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Oh, there's this, that, and oh my God, it

703
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
must be so. Right. It must be so

704
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
like unsanitary and like, dude,

705
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
just critters. I mean, you can't

706
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
you can't keep them all out, right? I mean,

707
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
I don't know. Well, one of the things

708
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
I want to kind of, because I think we talked

709
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
about this is the strange

710
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
things since we're kind of talking about food,

711
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
we should probably do this on a thing,

712
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
the strange things in food,

713
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
but strange things in the beauty

714
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
products. Oh, yeah.

715
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Because that

716
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
whole

717
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
business

718
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
is creative, creative on how

719
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
they use stuff. Yeah.

720
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
And there's a list up there

721
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
and it's based on history, history and

722
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
trial and error. Yeah, I think it's the third

723
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
tab up there, Mr. Producer, 10

724
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
bizarre ingredients in beauty products

725
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
and yeah, that's crazy.

726
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
There you go. So

727
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
you know, they use

728
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
used to hear that a lot of

729
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
would be like whale fat and stuff like

730
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
that. You know, stuff in lips, lipstick

731
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
is some weird stuff. But now that

732
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
they're coming out with all these things to, you know,

733
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
smooth out your skins and

734
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
D.A.G.U. and so well, how do you think they do that?

735
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Right. Right. So

736
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
one of them I saw was a B

737
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
venom. Right.

738
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
This was fact checked by Darcy

739
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Heikinen. Oh, good.

740
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Good. Good. We need that. Yes.

741
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
So B venom.

742
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
So you want smoother skin in just

743
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
28 days. Is that called

744
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
rodeo? Rodeo

745
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
could help you achieve that with their B

746
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
venom super serum. Nice.

747
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Yes. So anyway, I guess

748
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
it's smooth and has anti-inflammatory

749
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
and stuff like that. But

750
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
how do they get the B venom?

751
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Do they like pull up a little

752
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Yeah. Have you ever had a B

753
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
sting you and you pull the B off you

754
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
and it leaves a little sack and it keeps pumping.

755
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
It's really kind of sad. They torture

756
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
thousands, millions of bees.

757
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
But who has that job? Yeah, they're

758
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
squeezing B venom. Yes. This little B

759
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
pustules.

760
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
It's very

761
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
time consuming. They take one bee at a time,

762
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
put it under a microscope, have little

763
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
tweezers and they squeeze out that one. And they say

764
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
next. I mean, squeeze out that one.

765
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
That is kind of... It's very time consuming.

766
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Well, you know what? I'm thinking

767
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
what they do is they probably take

768
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
like 10,000 bees. Just smash them.

769
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000
And they just put them in this

770
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
thing and just mulches the shit out of them.

771
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
And then it becomes

772
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
multi-layer and the oil separates.

773
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Yep. It's kind of like distillation.

774
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Still on animal

775
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
excrements while bees produce honey.

776
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
They also produce the bee... What was I

777
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
going to say?

778
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
There you go. Applying the toxin

779
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
forces the blood

780
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
to rush to your face,

781
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
stimulating your skin to naturally produce

782
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
collagen and

783
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
elastin for a smoother

784
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
complexion. That's insane.

785
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
So you're literally triggering

786
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
a reaction.

787
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
So what if you're allergic

788
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
to bees? You die. Your face pops up.

789
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
You throw clothes up

790
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
and you're dead within minutes. Your penis

791
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
just gets

792
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
engulfed with blood and it pops

793
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
and you bleed to death. Wait a second. What now?

794
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
That doesn't sound like a bad thing.

795
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Paul's going to start rolling around on the

796
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
daisies with his penis. Sting me, bitch!

797
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Sting me, bitch!

798
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Wow!

799
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Okay. He's just running around

800
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
in the clover field.

801
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Just banging the bees.

802
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Did you put honey all over it?

803
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
This is officially

804
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
the second half.

805
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
What's our next one? A big old

806
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
flume of pollen

807
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
coming off your pecker.

808
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Snail mucus.

809
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
How do you like

810
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
to be the guy that collects this stuff?

811
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Snail mucus

812
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
also known as snail musin

813
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
or slime is an ingredient in several beauty

814
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
care products that helps smooth wrinkles again.

815
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
There we go. It's all about wrinkles and damaged skin.

816
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
It also

817
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
tightens the pores. It improves

818
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
skin elasticity

819
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
and provides optimal

820
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
hydration. Anal

821
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
electricity. Yes. Hippocrates

822
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
was reportedly crushing snails for skin

823
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
issues as early as 400 B.C.

824
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Oh, there we go.

825
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
How do they prove that?

826
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Well, thank God they didn't go extinct.

827
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
That's similar to a facial.

828
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Right.

829
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Alright, what's next? Alright.

830
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Landolin.

831
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
Landolin. Oh, that's beavershit, isn't it?

832
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
No, landolin is used to treat, prevent dry, itchy skin.

833
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Landolin is wax secreted

834
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
by wool-bearing animals.

835
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Oh. Better known as

836
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
wool fat.

837
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
So sheep. Yeah.

838
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
There are domestic sheep breeds that are specifically raised

839
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
for their wool to be

840
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
used in beauty products.

841
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Interesting.

842
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Yes. So you're putting it on wool

843
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
fat juices. It works well on

844
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
chapped lips. So is that like

845
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
chapstick? Yeah, like chapstick.

846
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Good Lord. I don't know.

847
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
It penetrates, apparently.

848
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Oh, God.

849
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Really? The next one is foreskin.

850
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
You know, that's interesting.

851
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I remember Sandra Bullock

852
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
on the Ellen Show. That's right.

853
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
She mentioned somewhere.

854
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
We do not need to pull that video up again.

855
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
But, you know, Ellen called her out.

856
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
So aren't you like injecting foreskin

857
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
into your, your, your face?

858
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
That's, she was like, yes.

859
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Well, there's probably a shitload of foreskin

860
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
out there, right? I mean, how many babies are circumcised

861
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
every day? That's what it says.

862
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
It says one of the more bizarre ingredients found in beauty

863
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
products is foreskin.

864
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
To be exact, fibroblast cells

865
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
are harvested from the circumcisions

866
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
of infants. Rose.

867
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Hey.

868
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
This is body part type of shit, man.

869
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
That's not good. Tissue from circumcision

870
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
is sent to labs where the nutrients

871
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
are extracted. Rose. Again, how do you want

872
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
that job? Here's a pile of

873
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
wiener skins. Yeah, play with that.

874
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Squeeze it.

875
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Coming back from lunch break.

876
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
All right. I gotta squeeze out

877
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
more of these things. Are you done with the

878
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
bees? I got

879
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
foreskin to work out.

880
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
It's all the same lab, isn't it? Yeah, no shit.

881
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
All right. What's our next one?

882
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Ostrich egg yolk.

883
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
What's the message about that? Oh, God.

884
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
There's a picture of a woman just putting the entire

885
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
yellow egg yolk all over her face.

886
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
What's what's what about the

887
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
ostrich? The egg of an ostrich is the

888
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
largest.

889
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Delicious.

890
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
It is found in serums,

891
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
moisturizers and other cosmetic. It's just

892
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
because of this. All the antimicrobial

893
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
properties of the egg yolk can also work against acne.

894
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Oh, God.

895
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
It is rich in nutrients and the

896
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
extraction process separates from the yolk

897
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
of the egg. So what is it? Is it just because

898
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
it's big? Since it's much larger than a chicken,

899
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
it contains a much higher amount

900
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
of nutrients.

901
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Wonderful.

902
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Using ostrich egg yolk is considered safe,

903
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
but consumers should demonstrate caution

904
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
when first using it in case of an

905
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
allergic reaction. I'm really

906
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
worried we're going to start getting to some sort

907
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
of semen excretion from animals

908
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
as probably going to be next.

909
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
We'll see. And then how would you like

910
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
that job? I mean, it's just the same.

911
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
It's all an excretion. It's a bodily

912
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
fluid from

913
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
an insect or an animal, regardless.

914
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Right. Yeah, true.

915
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
All right. What's next? But I don't want to give a monkey

916
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
a hand job.

917
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Okay.

918
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Sound bite? That's just sound bite.

919
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Yes.

920
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Crystal ice plant.

921
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
I've never heard of that.

922
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
What is this one?

923
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Crystal ice plant. Okay. Never heard of it.

924
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Yeah. Oh, unique looking.

925
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah. The mesobaranthium.

926
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
So it's just a plant.

927
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Okay. Does it

928
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
freeze?

929
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
What's so special about it? Yeah, what does it say

930
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
here? It's a succulent plant,

931
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
flowering plant covered in glistening

932
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
water vesicles.

933
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
That's the name.

934
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
That's very erotic. It could survive in

935
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
the Saharan climate due to its ability to

936
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
reserve water. So basically there's something in the plant

937
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
that, uh, there's nothing weird about

938
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
that. No. It's just a plant.

939
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Except it's maybe rare or some

940
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
little.

941
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Black crystal ice plant pressed

942
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
serum contains 63% crystal

943
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
ice plant extract along

944
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
with other ingredients.

945
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
So I bet it's kind of like, um,

946
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
some of the stuff you'd pull out of a rubber

947
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
plant. I would have envisioned.

948
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Or an aloe plant? Perhaps.

949
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
Yeah. Maybe.

950
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
I mean, that's what all the oils are. Essential oils.

951
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I mean, there's all these million different ways

952
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
they collect the oils from plants, right?

953
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Right. Right. All right. What's next?

954
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
All right. Salmon.

955
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Salmon.

956
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Salmon and other marine fish

957
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
are rich in compounds such as

958
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
proteins and peptides.

959
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
They're using products due to their

960
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
antioxidant and anti-aging. They're

961
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
utilized, blah, blah, blah.

962
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
One ingredient used to help exfoliate the skin

963
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
is salmon egg enzymes.

964
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Yeah. You know, they're all

965
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
back down to the little, uh,

966
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
you know, these infant

967
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
things, whether they're eggs or

968
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
infants,

969
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
foreskin, it's all, you know,

970
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
stem cells. Is that next?

971
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
It also says salmon sperm

972
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
has also recently made its way into the

973
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
cosmetic industry. There we go.

974
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Any formulas and anti-aging products. I told you.

975
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
They use the enzyme of the sacs.

976
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Yes. Or the baby, the, it's like the placenta.

977
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Yes.

978
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
How they collect that?

979
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
They got little, they got a salmon

980
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
porn farm and they just kind of

981
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Geez. You have a salmon milker?

982
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
Yeah.

983
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
They make a fake copper river and it's trying to

984
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
swim up the river.

985
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I'm going to get there.

986
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Quick, whack it off.

987
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I don't think that's how they do it.

988
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
They die. No.

989
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Well, that's what they do. They race up the river

990
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
then they spawn, right?

991
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Well, they lay their eggs. They lay their eggs

992
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
and then they die. That's what they do.

993
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
They all get up there, they lay their eggs

994
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
and then the male will go over there and

995
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
chica chica chica over there. Well, a lot of them

996
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
they like jump out of the river trying to swim up

997
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
screaming. They fly right into a bear's mouth.

998
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
That's correct. Now that happens.

999
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Talk about the easiest meal ever.

1000
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
They just stand there waiting for the fish to jump

1001
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
into their mouth. Hello.

1002
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I can imagine the bird, the poor fish.

1003
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
She's like, fuck.

1004
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
I made it all this way and now this. God damn it.

1005
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
It's almost there.

1006
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
You a**hole.

1007
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
I was about to get lucky. Dude.

1008
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Let's go ahead from sex.

1009
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
I don't think, well, they lay their eggs

1010
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
and then they die. They don't hang around.

1011
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
This is where they're on their way up there. What do you mean?

1012
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
They don't have like a, I don't think they have an old folks

1013
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
home at the top of the river, river

1014
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
cover or something. They don't have a post-coital

1015
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
cigarette afterwards. Post-coital

1016
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
cigarette? Are they having sex

1017
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
when they get there? I thought they just lay

1018
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
the eggs and then the male comes along

1019
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
and does their thing. It's not like they're together.

1020
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Yeah. Well, I mean, she doesn't like

1021
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
she's ever seen finding the female.

1022
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Do what? Jeff?

1023
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
She like tickles it with the fin.

1024
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Tickle, tickle. Hey baby,

1025
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
you're about to die. Let's get it on.

1026
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
So bears are cockblocking salmon. Is that what?

1027
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Yes. That's exactly what they're

1028
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
doing. Yeah. That's what they're doing.

1029
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
All right. So this next one. Diamonds.

1030
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
What the hell? How's that

1031
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
good for the face? Diamond powder?

1032
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
I can't.

1033
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I mean, that's just

1034
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I want to say stupid.

1035
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Diamond powder? A youthful glow.

1036
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
How?

1037
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I don't get it. It's a diamond powder

1038
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
and minerals. Maybe it clogs the pores.

1039
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
It says it contains caffeine

1040
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
to reduce the look of puffy eyes

1041
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
and kelp to improve the look of these

1042
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
skins at elasticity.

1043
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
I don't know. Well, that means

1044
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
there's a whole bunch of shit in this one. There's a

1045
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
falcon seed extract and

1046
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
that's the reach on that one. Yeah, it's all.

1047
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
It's just mineral at that point.

1048
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Oh, it says the diamond powder

1049
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
provides a photo luminescent.

1050
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Right?

1051
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
So it really doesn't do anything except

1052
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
make some sparkle. Make them sparkle.

1053
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Man, that's literally putting strontium

1054
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
in your skin. Strontium. Yes.

1055
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
There we go. All right. Number two.

1056
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Pig collagen.

1057
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Pig collagen.

1058
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeah. Collagen's always been a thing. I don't know

1059
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
why pig is anything special. Porcine

1060
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
collagen is a type of collagen

1061
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
derived mostly from pig bones.

1062
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Skin and connective tissue.

1063
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Some of the good parts. Oh, yeah. Good part.

1064
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
So its function is

1065
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
to, well, smooth out the wrinkles

1066
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
like everything else. Like everything else.

1067
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Reduce the size of the pores.

1068
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I don't know what that's going to do.

1069
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
If you reduce the size of the pore,

1070
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
then you're not going to break out as easy.

1071
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Yeah, it keeps it from shit getting into the pore.

1072
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Right?

1073
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
So as we age, collagen production

1074
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
is reduced, resulting in wrinkles and

1075
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
sagging skin.

1076
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Yeah. So we need to put a bunch of

1077
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
pig grease on our face. Yeah.

1078
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
There we go. All right. That happens at the

1079
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
90 anyways from eating 15 bags of

1080
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
pork rinds. There you go.

1081
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Yeah. Natural. See who knew.

1082
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Who knew. I just rub it all over my cheeks

1083
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
before I pop it in my mouth. There you go.

1084
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Perfect. All right. Last one.

1085
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Sound bite. Insects.

1086
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Are there bugs in your lipstick?

1087
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I'm sure the ladies are going to love this.

1088
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Oh, yeah.

1089
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
There is one ingredient found in lipsticks,

1090
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
lip gloss and eyeshadow that may surprise you.

1091
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Carmine is used in these products

1092
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
to add bright red color

1093
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
without using synthetic dyes.

1094
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Okay. Carmine is made from the dried

1095
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
and crushed shells of female

1096
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
coca-neal insects.

1097
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Oh, what kind of those?

1098
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I don't know what a coca-neal insect is.

1099
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
They're harvested and dried before being ground

1100
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
up to produce the dark red shade in a powder.

1101
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
What kind are they?

1102
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Let's see what a coca-neal insect looks like.

1103
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Oh, look at that.

1104
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
It's a little

1105
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
dragonfly looking thing with a long tail.

1106
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Oh, that looks like a mite or something like that.

1107
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
That's gross.

1108
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
So

1109
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
when you... That looks tiny.

1110
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
It's like a candy. So when the ladies put red lips together,

1111
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
they're putting insect carcass on their lips.

1112
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Yes.

1113
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
You think they know that?

1114
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I don't think they care.

1115
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Yeah. Because it looks good. The color is so good.

1116
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Yeah.

1117
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
That's gross. I hate...

1118
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
I shouldn't use the word hate.

1119
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I don't like makeup.

1120
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
I mean, I know makeup the women do and it makes

1121
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
it look pretty, but at the end of the day, I can't stand lipstick.

1122
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I don't kiss because, you know...

1123
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I'm with you. There's lipstick.

1124
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I don't want any part of that, man.

1125
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
You know, put on lip balm and all that stuff. Yeah, I'm out.

1126
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
So many times I'll look at pictures, you know,

1127
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
like, you know, like models or

1128
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
celebrities and like

1129
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
the ones that are just

1130
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
totally decked out like cheerleaders.

1131
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Oh, yeah. Well, they

1132
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
just look gross to me with all the makeup.

1133
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Well, some of they do that so you can

1134
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
actually see their face from a distance.

1135
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
That's why they put so much of that on.

1136
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
But I agree with you if there's too much makeup,

1137
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
actually some of these people, ladies

1138
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
can change their entire

1139
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
look. Yeah. They've ever seen those videos

1140
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
nine day where you just see this

1141
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
really wretched looking woman. Yeah.

1142
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
And she puts this makeup on and she's a

1143
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
knockout. Well, and to me,

1144
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I would also argue

1145
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
that the opposite as well. You'll see

1146
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
somebody just caked on makeup and you're like, God,

1147
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
it's like, and then you'll see

1148
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
them natural. Yeah. And you're like, damn,

1149
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
really good looking. Why

1150
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
why is she wearing all that shit? You know,

1151
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
yeah, you know, the famous, not famous,

1152
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
you know, one of the the same as I always

1153
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
remember when I look at things like that, I was like, well,

1154
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
God makes women beautiful. The devil makes

1155
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
them pretty. And I think

1156
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I subscribed to that.

1157
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
That's a clever little saying. I think

1158
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
it's important.

1159
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
It does horrible shit to you.

1160
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I don't know. I'm not a fan of it.

1161
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I know women have to have it because they

1162
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
need to look and do whatever it is.

1163
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
But in my opinion, it's like

1164
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
less is more when it comes to makeup.

1165
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Julie doesn't wear much makeup and when

1166
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
she does, she doesn't wear a lot

1167
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
of it. Like heavy

1168
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
wise, she'll just lipstick girl, little eyeshadow.

1169
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
That's about it. Just wear a lot of it.

1170
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
I remember being, I had a girl that I was kind of

1171
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
chasing in middle school

1172
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
and she was wearing just

1173
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
way too much makeup and it looks almost

1174
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
silly. Did she wear

1175
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
a Coocaniel insect lipstick? I'm pretty sure

1176
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
it was. Did she go poop in a cat box

1177
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
and wear little cat ears?

1178
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
She was not a furry.

1179
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
She was not a furry. But she had way too

1180
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
much blush and way too much her

1181
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
eyeshadow was crazy. Was mom like, you're

1182
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
staying away from that, Hussey.

1183
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
I don't remember my mom

1184
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
saying that. No.

1185
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
I was like, I was like, where'd it go, boy?

1186
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
But she was such a pretty girl and I

1187
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
told her, I said, do me

1188
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
a favor. You know, like, you know, it was

1189
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
a flirting time, right? I said

1190
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
come to school with nothing but eyeliner

1191
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
because I love eyeliner. I think eyeliner

1192
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
is a badass kind of

1193
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
makeup. That's my favorite makeup, right?

1194
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
And so she did,

1195
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
just for me, she came to school with

1196
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
nothing but eyeliner and I thought she looked

1197
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
amazing. Did you tell her? I did.

1198
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
And we dated for

1199
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
a short time. Well, I mean like a week.

1200
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
You know how middle school, oh yeah,

1201
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I was like, damn, we lasted a week.

1202
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Anyway, middle school dating was always

1203
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
a joke but

1204
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
yeah, it was fun.

1205
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
And you know, and now

1206
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
we were down in Mexico,

1207
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
we were down in Mexico and we met all

1208
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
these couples

1209
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
that have like a time share down there,

1210
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
right? So they all knew each other already and

1211
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
somehow Alan got us into this, the exclusive

1212
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
part of the resort, whatever.

1213
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Anyway, now I met this one girl and she

1214
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
had eyeliner on

1215
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
and I was like, how does it not

1216
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
run? And she was kind of embarrassed

1217
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
to say, but it was a tattoo.

1218
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Oh yeah, a lot of people, a lot of the ladies do that.

1219
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
That's popular. That was new to me.

1220
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
They do a tattoo

1221
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
around the exterior of the lip

1222
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
to make the lip line kind of show

1223
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
a little. Yeah. And they do the around

1224
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
the eyes and supposedly it's

1225
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
super painful.

1226
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
She did say it was really painful.

1227
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
She did say that and she was very regretful.

1228
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Really? She was so regretful.

1229
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Yeah, because it's like you never can change it

1230
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
because when you're normal, like when I

1231
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
know this lady in

1232
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Miss Watson and she

1233
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
had done it and when

1234
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
you would go, I went to her house to

1235
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
do construction stuff and when you

1236
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
show up there, you kind of like, she's not wearing

1237
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
any makeup and you're like, but yet she's got

1238
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
an outline around her mouth and I'm kind of like

1239
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
it looks like, you know, a coloring book that hasn't

1240
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
been filled in yet. Right.

1241
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Just got an outline, yeah. Yeah, so I can understand

1242
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
that we're regretting it because it's kind of like, man

1243
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
because there comes a point where you're kind of like, I want to look normal.

1244
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Right. You know, I want to, where is that natural

1245
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
look? Right. I've done wearing lipstick.

1246
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I don't want to wear it. Oh, I forgot.

1247
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I got this shit around my lips. I have to wear it.

1248
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Like forever. Yeah. Right.

1249
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
So maybe around the lips isn't very cool.

1250
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I could see the eyes. I'm a huge fan.

1251
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I do like the eyes. I like

1252
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
eyeliner. Yeah, the eyeliners, it's just

1253
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
it just looks

1254
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
sexy. It does. I tried

1255
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
to make her feel better. She was like

1256
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
getting almost kind of teary-eyed about

1257
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
how she wish she hadn't done it. I was like, well,

1258
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
you know, if it makes you feel better, you look great with the eyeliner you do.

1259
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I'm an eyeliner guy anyway.

1260
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Yeah. You know, so anyway,

1261
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
I felt bad for her because she was like, she

1262
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
she hadn't done it. And what are you going to do?

1263
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Laser that shit off? I guess you are, right? You should

1264
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
show your penis. You can use some anal.

1265
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I mean, you probably rub some piece of it. Oh, that would make her feel better.

1266
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yeah. Oh, I didn't go that route.

1267
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I didn't go that route, Jeff,

1268
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
but thank you for that. Let's you feel bad for you.

1269
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Let's you feel bad for you.

1270
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I know. I'm so regretful

1271
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
that I got it reduced this much.

1272
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I had it. I should have left it big like

1273
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
like it was natural.

1274
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
We can go to the store and pick up a little

1275
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
rambican of anal bleaching cream

1276
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
and rub it on your your eyes and it'll

1277
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
probably get rid of that.

1278
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
It'll probably make you blind too. Get that your eyeball.

1279
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I don't know. Bleaching cream.

1280
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
How do they get rid of the tattoos? Oh, they laser.

1281
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Laser. Laser. Oh, laser. Holy shit.

1282
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
I don't know if I want a laser. Look at that close to my eye.

1283
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
No shit. But I guess if it's like, you know,

1284
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
they have your head like totally secure

1285
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
and you have a machine doing it, I guess so.

1286
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
You know, here's the thing. Just don't do it.

1287
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
What do they call that? Laser? Not etching.

1288
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Laser removal. Laser removal.

1289
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Later tattoo removal. Tattoo removal.

1290
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
It burns it off, I think. Like underneath the skin.

1291
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Have you ever seen the transition

1292
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
that there was this guy that was completely

1293
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
tatted up his whole face, his head,

1294
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
his neck and they show a progression

1295
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
like multiple times he had to go back

1296
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
and he had to go back and he had to go back

1297
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
and he had to go back and he had to go back

1298
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
and he had to go back multiple times.

1299
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
He had to go back multiple times. He had to go back

1300
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
and he had to laser that shit off, right?

1301
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Because then he was no longer in a...

1302
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Did it take everything off? Like you couldn't see it at all?

1303
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Yeah, on his face, yeah. That's good.

1304
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Yeah, and he was like in a gang

1305
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
and he had a really checkered past

1306
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
and now he was married with two kids

1307
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
and he just wanted to get rid of all that stuff

1308
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
and it was fascinating to see the progression.

1309
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
There's probably a laser in there. Of the picture.

1310
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Yeah. See if they show up here.

1311
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
I think if I could find the right one

1312
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I'd get me a tattoo on the shoulder

1313
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
but then I always think,

1314
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
what if I find...

1315
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
These would be something special to me for one thing.

1316
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
But then I'm like, in 10 years

1317
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
would I be pissed off when I had it?

1318
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
I don't know.

1319
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
That's kind of what... Mr. Proofs just pulled this up

1320
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
where they're showing before and after.

1321
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
There's actually a couple.

1322
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
If you scroll down that little green dragon on there,

1323
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
see right there that some of them just fade out.

1324
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
So maybe you need like several applications.

1325
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I do. No, you absolutely need

1326
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
multiple applications.

1327
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I mean, look at the guy on the neck.

1328
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
That looks great. Yeah.

1329
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I mean, he's got a full on neck.

1330
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
You can still see, it looks like he's got some birth marks.

1331
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Plus you can see the chicks nostrils

1332
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
or eyes or whatever that is.

1333
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Yeah, that's true. God.

1334
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Yeah, mine... See, I have one on my back

1335
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
and it needs to be

1336
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
touched up, right?

1337
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
And then nowadays, they can turn those

1338
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
into something else.

1339
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
They turn yours into a bigger pizza pie.

1340
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Which is exactly

1341
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
what I was thinking. That's amazing.

1342
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Just a big pizza? Yeah.

1343
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
No, just one big slice.

1344
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I want like a pepperoni with some banana

1345
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
pepperoni or something.

1346
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
It's kind of like a sun, right?

1347
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Yeah, it's...

1348
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I mean, it's around and stuff.

1349
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
But the thing is, it was from 2005.

1350
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Right? So I mean, it's

1351
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
really old.

1352
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
So technology is horrible back then.

1353
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
The United States has faded.

1354
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
So, I mean, tattoos don't last that long.

1355
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
You have to touch them up.

1356
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah, you can go in there and say,

1357
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
cover this with something that they'll manage to do

1358
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
and change it into something really different.

1359
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah, and make it a slice of pizza.

1360
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Like with Chambas.

1361
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah, it could be like a big pizza pie, yes.

1362
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Well, you know, I don't know.

1363
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Dude's face on the right, Hispanic gentleman.

1364
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Pretty good one right there.

1365
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Yeah, I mean, they did a good job removing it.

1366
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
And you can only imagine how painful that was

1367
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
to see it.

1368
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
I've never understood the face tat.

1369
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Yeah, I mean, come on, boy.

1370
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
How short-sighted do you have to be

1371
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
to think that you want a face tat

1372
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
for the rest of your life?

1373
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I know. I don't get it.

1374
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I mean, I see these singers like Post Malone.

1375
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
That dude

1376
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
looks like an idiot to me.

1377
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Yeah, he's got so many tat.

1378
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
All this shit all over his face.

1379
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
He's going to want all that stuff taken off at some point.

1380
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Oh, yeah, he doesn't look healthy for one thing.

1381
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Yeah, he was on that.

1382
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
We look at that.

1383
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Yeah, it's crazy.

1384
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
He's got all sorts of shit going on.

1385
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
It doesn't impress me very much.

1386
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Although Mike Tyson kind of,

1387
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
he was kind of one of the first ones.

1388
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Oh, the spider.

1389
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
The pop spider web.

1390
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Well, it's like a tribal type of thing.

1391
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
At least it looks like to me.

1392
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Oh, yeah, it kind of curls around.

1393
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
It's out of his face.

1394
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
I mean, he's got words underneath eyeball

1395
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
and it's across his forehead.

1396
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
And he seems to be doing more, more of it, not less.

1397
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
He may be happy with it.

1398
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Yeah, obviously he is.

1399
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
No shit.

1400
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Post Malone did lose a lot of weight.

1401
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
And so people were asking, did he lose it

1402
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
using ozempic?

1403
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And he's, what are you saying?

1404
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
No, no, no. I mean, we've talked about that before.

1405
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Ozempic face or whatever, right?

1406
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Yeah, well, he claims that he didn't lose.

1407
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
He lost way through the old fashioned way

1408
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
by just eating right and exercising.

1409
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah, those epic causes lots of problems.

1410
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
There's some lawsuits going on out there.

1411
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah.

1412
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Because of stomach paralysis.

1413
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
How'd you like to have that?

1414
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
No, I didn't sound good.

1415
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
No.

1416
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Yeah, look at the ozempic face.

1417
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
It's just.

1418
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Well, they also remove the bucle fat.

1419
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
That's what Debbie Moore has.

1420
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
You ever see her face where she looks like

1421
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
she's all in like Skeletor.

1422
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
They pull out all this fat right here.

1423
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Yeah.

1424
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
They're staring at you like, oh my God.

1425
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
He opens our mouth.

1426
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
She's like, I'll get you. Hey, man.

1427
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Look at that picture right there where she's

1428
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
look at her face.

1429
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Doesn't even look right.

1430
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
But they move all that fat.

1431
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
I think it's called the bucle fat or something like that.

1432
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
It looks stupid.

1433
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
I wonder if they fixed it because she's got

1434
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
some really pretty pictures in there.

1435
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
I think that was before her.

1436
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
I don't know.

1437
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
So basically what they look like they did,

1438
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
they took the sides of her cheeks and they tucked it in.

1439
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
So she's always got that like you're sucking

1440
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
in your cheeks all the time.

1441
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
I think they sucked the fat out is what they did.

1442
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
I hate that they just, I know we've talked about this

1443
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
before, but the fact that they think that they need

1444
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
to do this is like, damn it, man.

1445
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Just embrace your beauty.

1446
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Embrace your natural look.

1447
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I just hate it. And then they do all this crazy shit.

1448
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Yeah. And then they regret it.

1449
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
All of them have to regret it after a while.

1450
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I mean, it's just, you would think so.

1451
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Yeah. Yeah, whatever.

1452
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Yeah, but once you have all those plastic surgeries,

1453
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
you really don't go back.

1454
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
No, you can't go back and you don't look the same like Meg Ryan.

1455
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Have you seen the picture of Meg Ryan? It's awful.

1456
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Yeah.

1457
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
She was so beautiful. What number is this?

1458
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
This is seven or eight.

1459
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
I don't know. Yeah, we have a new bourbon

1460
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
that we've never tried before.

1461
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
We have another version of this.

1462
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
We have a, this is

1463
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
the newest little book.

1464
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I tell you what, the first sip off of there,

1465
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
it took me back.

1466
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
I was like, wow, that's different.

1467
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
This is a little book. What did you say?

1468
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
What version is it?

1469
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Well, the latest one, 2024, which is this one?

1470
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Is the chapter eight, little book chapter eight.

1471
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Yes.

1472
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And what's it say about it?

1473
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Yeah, what's our proof here?

1474
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I can't read that at all.

1475
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
It's probably Jim Beam, I know that.

1476
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
And it's a, it's a

1477
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:30,000
sought after, oh yeah, it's a huge blend.

1478
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
This blend is made from

1479
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
18 year, Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.

1480
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
It's a high rye, an 11 year

1481
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
straight rye whiskey,

1482
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
a seven year straight rye

1483
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
malt whiskey, a five year

1484
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
rye whiskey, five year

1485
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
and a five year

1486
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
So it's a super blend.

1487
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
So it's a super blend.

1488
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
It's good.

1489
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I love the way they, they, they

1490
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
went with the different of five year

1491
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Kentucky rise. There's a char four,

1492
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
a char one.

1493
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
And you know, they got the, what is the K?

1494
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
K. Why is that Kentucky and then Pennsylvania?

1495
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Is that what that is? What is that?

1496
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Pennsylvania family, maybe family style

1497
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
or maybe those are the type of

1498
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
barrels where they came from.

1499
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Perhaps.

1500
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Maybe it's K. Why like the jelly.

1501
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I don't think you're sure K.

1502
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Why family style?

1503
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I think Jeff is right. I guess

1504
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
I guess what I'm driving at is that

1505
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
they, with that blend that they

1506
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
have, and this is 118.2 proof.

1507
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
That's right. 118.2.

1508
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
And this, I mean

1509
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
the blend is excellent. So look, I'm a huge

1510
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
fan of char fours. I mean, I wouldn't

1511
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
want one

1512
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
particular

1513
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
whiskey company

1514
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
to subscribe

1515
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
only doing char fours because I think it's a horrible idea

1516
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
with yellow rose. But I mean outside of

1517
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
that, I'm just

1518
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
I'm thinking, you know, this is

1519
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
excellent. I love the way they dabble in that.

1520
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Right. You know, and then once a char one, char four

1521
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
and they just kind of throw it all over the place. It's got

1522
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
a solid taste to it. I'm enjoying it.

1523
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
This, when I first tasted it, we'll get to what

1524
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
your first note was when you first tasted it.

1525
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
When I first put, I took a sip of it.

1526
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
I was, it was

1527
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
almost tastes like a red hot to me.

1528
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Red hot cinnamon candy.

1529
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Lots of cinnamon. Yeah, I can do that.

1530
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Lots of cinnamon on it. I still pick it up.

1531
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
I wasn't as intense as the very first sip.

1532
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
But that first sip I picked up, like I said,

1533
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
it was like a red hot candy.

1534
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
That's got to be part of the char one.

1535
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
I mean, the, that char one

1536
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
that I think they have one or two of them in there.

1537
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah.

1538
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
And you said you taste

1539
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
pickles. I did.

1540
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
I picked up a hint of that. Yeah.

1541
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
So when I took my first

1542
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
sips, I didn't sip it. I took

1543
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
a micro sip.

1544
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
A small super sip.

1545
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I wanted to really dilute it with my

1546
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
saliva to kind of break it down

1547
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
without getting a big sip

1548
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
and getting my tongue saturated.

1549
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
And immediately I was pulled into a

1550
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
pickle. I tasted pickle juice.

1551
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
And I tasted, I totally

1552
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
tasted a red hot such a refernt to.

1553
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
It's a, it is a little spicy.

1554
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Yeah. I think that goes back to the cinnamon

1555
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
taste. Yeah.

1556
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Little pepper. The 118 proof

1557
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
kind of, it's not as

1558
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
ethanol for being 118.2 proof. It doesn't burn

1559
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
like a high alcohol.

1560
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I think the spice and the burn

1561
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
is the, is the spice

1562
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
of it. The rye. Cause this is a rye, isn't

1563
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
it?

1564
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Because everything in there.

1565
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
So Bruce Brutus says, you all have done this

1566
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
bourbon before. This one's actually a chapter

1567
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
eight. We've done a different one.

1568
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
And the other one we did

1569
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
before was a chapter seven. So

1570
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
these are all rye whiskies except the

1571
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
18 year old.

1572
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Which is a straight bourbon high

1573
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
rye whiskey.

1574
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
But everything else is a rye. So this is

1575
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
essentially

1576
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
a rye whiskey for the most part. Cause I'm

1577
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
sure there's not a whole ton of that 18 year

1578
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
in there.

1579
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
I'd like to know a little bit more about, you

1580
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
know, it says co-mingled by Freddie

1581
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
No. Like what is that?

1582
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
And recipe

1583
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
14, 014

1584
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
That's his blend.

1585
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
That's his blend of 014.

1586
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Yeah. Co-mingled I think is just the word

1587
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
blended. Blended.

1588
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
This was blended by Freddie No.

1589
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Yeah.

1590
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
118.2 is the proof.

1591
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
And this is, this is good.

1592
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Again, I think the

1593
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
rise, as we're getting into these

1594
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
rise, it's introducing

1595
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
a lot of different

1596
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
palettes, different

1597
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
flavor profiles. You know, this one has

1598
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
a lot of cinnamon in it. We had the, that

1599
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
was a wheat one though. That wasn't a rye though.

1600
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
But the, the rise

1601
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
seemed to bring out

1602
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
some different flavors

1603
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
than our standard bourbons. Yeah, definitely.

1604
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
I, so

1605
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
I've been kind of hesitant

1606
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
to weigh in here. So

1607
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
I, I appreciate

1608
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
how rich it is. It is extremely

1609
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
rich. It is exploding with flavor.

1610
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Is it my favorite?

1611
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
No.

1612
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
It's not my favorite. Well, walk us

1613
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
through what you're tasting.

1614
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
I, uh,

1615
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
what you, what the colors,

1616
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
what do you taste smelling?

1617
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Well, I mean, uh,

1618
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
but the color

1619
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
is, I just feel like it's a deep

1620
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
copper with golden undertones

1621
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
and I got to,

1622
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
let me think about the aroma. Oh my

1623
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
God. It's got a dark, I think it's a complex

1624
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
blend of, blend of

1625
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
butterscotch and fresh dill

1626
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
and though maybe, uh,

1627
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
no dill. Oh, and

1628
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
dill, it's your pickles. And toasted,

1629
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
uh, yeah, no, I, I

1630
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
wouldn't be able to come up with all that shit, but

1631
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
uh, yeah, you're welcome to read that.

1632
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
They got the blend of the butter, butter,

1633
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
fresh dill and toasted rice. So dill, like you said,

1634
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
was something that we had, uh, we had

1635
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
kind of figured out the toasted, rye bread,

1636
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
obviously the butterscotch, which I think is tied

1637
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
into the red hots that you were referring to.

1638
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Right. You know, and the floral notes,

1639
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
uh, the taste is for floral notes intermingled

1640
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
with sweet stonefruited apricot

1641
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
and heavy oak with it. And yeah,

1642
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
heavy oak.

1643
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
And you added stone fruit. Well, sweet apricot

1644
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
is a stone fruit. Yeah.

1645
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
So I wanted to, yeah, you just had to throw

1646
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
that in there. Well, it's a stone fruit.

1647
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
We were,

1648
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
yeah.

1649
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
So I, um, like

1650
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
I said, I, it, it

1651
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
just drips with flavor, right?

1652
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Super rich. Super deep.

1653
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
I don't think it's, I don't think

1654
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
it's your palate, what you like.

1655
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Lots of things popping out of it, but man,

1656
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
I would tell you, I would pick

1657
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
many others.

1658
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Okay. Here's the thing.

1659
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
I go over to a friend's house and he's like,

1660
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Hey man, I want you to try this. I would enjoy it.

1661
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
I enjoy this. There's nothing wrong with this.

1662
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Now, is this

1663
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
the bottle I would want to have for myself

1664
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
on a, on a Sunday

1665
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
evening and where it's cool outside

1666
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
and I want to pour a glass and I want to

1667
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
enjoy it? No.

1668
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I think this would be, I think this would be good on a cold

1669
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
night. On a cold day.

1670
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Not in the hot. Yeah.

1671
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
This falls into a category

1672
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
very unique of, there's

1673
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
a time and place for everything. Right. Yeah.

1674
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Cold night. This one works.

1675
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
You know, when we collect these

1676
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
and we talk about these, we're not

1677
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
interviewing these to

1678
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
be our, our main go-to

1679
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
bourbons. Right. I think

1680
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
it's, it's something that's a weapon I want in the arsenal for

1681
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
sure. I mean, it's wonderful. It's

1682
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
desirable and I want to have it because

1683
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I wouldn't mind having this on a cold night.

1684
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
And it's, and it is fascinating

1685
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
to taste. Sitting in your backyard

1686
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
fire going. Oh yeah. But it's

1687
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
so, it's so fascinating to taste how

1688
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
different all these can be. Right. Especially

1689
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
blends. Right. We would expect blends to be

1690
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
to, to have more diversity

1691
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
and flavor than we would,

1692
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
you know, or straight. Right. You know what, it's funny

1693
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
you mentioned that. And I'm kind of curious

1694
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
if we were to take

1695
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
some of these bourbons and whiskies

1696
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
and make

1697
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
a cold and

1698
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
see what that does to the flavor.

1699
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
I, it would definitely

1700
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
change the experience. But you're saying like put

1701
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
the bottle in the freezer. Perhaps

1702
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
just the fact that you're saying. Like they do vodka, right? They do that for vodka.

1703
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Yeah. And it makes a little bit more

1704
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
smoother and it makes a little bit easier.

1705
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
It's, it, there's more of a transition.

1706
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Yeah. And you get. It softens it.

1707
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
No question about it. It softens the initial

1708
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
impact to your tongue. But I think

1709
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
with it being in the freezer

1710
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
and it coming out when it hits your tongue

1711
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
you have a kaleidoscope of,

1712
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
it's a transformation. Right. Is what it is.

1713
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Because you get different notes, the different

1714
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
levels of temperature that it hits. I don't know.

1715
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Maybe that's why you're saying it tastes better in the cold.

1716
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
I'm thinking, all right, well, there's some merit to that

1717
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
because I could sip my glass outside

1718
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
sometimes and put it in the cold

1719
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
and I like it.

1720
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
And it may try that. Maybe, maybe not

1721
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
with this one. Maybe I, we take a bottle

1722
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
and I'll stick it in the fridge

1723
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
or the freezer. See what we think.

1724
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
And that'll be our pregame. Let me ask you a question.

1725
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Let me have some sort of dry ice

1726
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
infusion process. Can we get one of those up here

1727
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
in the podcast? Oh, absolutely.

1728
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
I'm sure one of our sponsors will spring for that.

1729
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
How about one of those whirlpools? You can stick it in there

1730
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
for two minutes and it's cold. Oh, nice.

1731
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Yeah, let's see that. We also need

1732
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
a corn dog maker.

1733
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
And a big popcorn machine right there. Yes.

1734
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
We've got that and we've got

1735
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
a hot dog maker.

1736
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
You ever, you guys, you guys ever see the one word?

1737
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Can we talk about how we went healthy

1738
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
wearing hot dogs? Do you remember

1739
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
the hot dog maker where it like, you put it

1740
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
in there and there's like electrodes and it

1741
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
electrified it? Yes.

1742
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Like a, you know, like what do you call it?

1743
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
What's the chair? The potato.

1744
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
What's the chair? The electric chair?

1745
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
The electric chair. It basically

1746
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
just, you know, frying these things

1747
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
like that. Do you ever see that? It's called the hot

1748
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
dogger. I think it's called the hot dogger.

1749
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
I've also seen the one that looks like a toaster.

1750
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
You put your buns in there and you

1751
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
toast it and your hot dogs go down.

1752
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
The hot dogger. Yes. The 1970s

1753
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
hot dog electrocuter.

1754
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
The hot dogger doesn't work. It's the hot dogger

1755
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
in the 1970s.

1756
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
It's hilarious.

1757
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
We had one of those. Oh my god, we had one of those.

1758
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Anyway. I also want to see one of the

1759
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
original hot doggers from the 1970s.

1760
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
That was funny. It feels like, what is that

1761
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Carrie Carrie would do that? Yes. See, you

1762
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
put it in the little, you do stick the ends

1763
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
in there. So it's like a little

1764
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
corn cob pins on either side of this

1765
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
this plate.

1766
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Yeah. Sort of. And you're

1767
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
electrocuted the shit out of them.

1768
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Oh, well. Yeah, but does it give it a nice

1769
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
I don't know. Nice burn.

1770
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
That's what we, we did have this

1771
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
one. We had a different looking

1772
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
one. But did it

1773
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
cook it fine? Well, yeah. I don't know. We're

1774
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
going to take a look. So they're going to pop this thing on here.

1775
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
We ate them. What are we on here? We're

1776
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
on a minute four,

1777
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
25 of eight.

1778
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
She's cooking right now. She's talking.

1779
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
I see it steaming up

1780
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
and oh look, there's like

1781
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
the little dogs are gyrating

1782
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
and blasting the underside

1783
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
of the plexiglass condensation protective

1784
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
cover.

1785
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Oh, yeah.

1786
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I think those things are well cooked.

1787
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Look at that. They split open. Oh, God.

1788
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Basically, you're just shocking the shit out of it.

1789
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Yeah, it's like some. So that's basically

1790
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
what they do to prisoners, huh? Yes.

1791
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Yeah, but imagine the dudes on top. No, it's

1792
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
exactly that in the dudes on top of

1793
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
those doesn't look appetizing.

1794
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Those trains does those electric trains

1795
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
that travel the countryside in some

1796
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
third world country and you have some dudes

1797
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
know those guys on top and they

1798
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
stand up and they don't realize it and they just

1799
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
graze one of those electric

1800
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
lines and it's like blown up a thousand

1801
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
volts from zero

1802
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
to 10,000 degrees in a split second.

1803
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
All right. I'm calling.

1804
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
I have issue with her. She put ketchup on her hot dog.

1805
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1806
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
There's nothing wrong with catch up on a hot dog.

1807
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Agusting. No, that is

1808
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
illegal and disgusting. It is not

1809
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
at all. Catch up and hot dogs do that mix.

1810
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Well, hot dogs can mix with all sorts of

1811
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
shit. You can do.

1812
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I agree and disagree.

1813
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Now, if I were to eat a hot dog with

1814
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
by itself, mustard, mustard,

1815
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I do. I do.

1816
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
I do mustard on one side and catch up on the

1817
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
other. That's illegal.

1818
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
No, no, that's my child.

1819
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
And I challenge

1820
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
now. I'm not going to get

1821
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
red card on this. I do.

1822
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
I do put hot. I do put ketchup.

1823
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
If I set up

1824
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
a like if I slice the hot dog

1825
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
and I put a hamburger.

1826
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
So if I put basically two hot dogs

1827
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
and I fillet them butterfly them

1828
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
open and I put them on top of a hamburger,

1829
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
then I think it's okay to have

1830
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
ketchup and mustard.

1831
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Well, the hamburger would help mask

1832
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
the nasty hot dog

1833
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
ketchup combination. Are you not a ketchup fan?

1834
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
I love ketchup. It's just on hot dogs.

1835
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
It does not work. There's something weird

1836
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
about you. There's nothing wrong with

1837
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
ketchup and mustard only. No.

1838
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Or I'm sorry, mustard only on hot dogs.

1839
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
I'm kind of curious what happened to you.

1840
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Yeah, somebody. Yeah, that's definitely

1841
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
a big seat. Raw hot dogs.

1842
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
What frozen actually.

1843
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
That's kind of like those,

1844
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
you know, canned meat night. I used

1845
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
to for those. Well, there's little things

1846
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
I used to use. I didn't realize the

1847
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
sausage. Yeah.

1848
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
My mom used to tell me that I would hide

1849
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
the hot dogs out just eat them frozen.

1850
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Come on, little Jeffrey, let's hide the

1851
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
meat stick.

1852
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Oh, that's just fucking don't do it.

1853
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Don't worry about it. He eats it cold. Just give it to

1854
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
him.

1855
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
I know I went way.

1856
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
How do we get on the hot dog?

1857
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Or because we were talking about things we want

1858
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
in the podcast room.

1859
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Oh, that's right. Let's go back. Let's go back.

1860
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
So vodka is something you stick in the freezer.

1861
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
I think a lot of people do that.

1862
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Yeah, you're myster.

1863
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Freeze. It goes down a little bit smoother.

1864
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
OK, I was going to say, so what else?

1865
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
I mean, is

1866
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
tequila something you put in the freezer?

1867
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
You could. I mean, it can.

1868
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
I mean, what do people like what's normal?

1869
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Well, what would this taste like out of

1870
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
cube? I know that will water it down.

1871
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Oh, it tastes great.

1872
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Corjoles would be like

1873
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
kluas,

1874
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Bailey's, schmops,

1875
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Bailey's has to be refrigerated.

1876
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
So like dessert.

1877
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Dessert. By the way, that is not true.

1878
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
What you just said, Bailey's Irish cream should

1879
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
be refrigerated. That is not true.

1880
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
It's supposed to be if you get the real

1881
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Bailey's Irish cream. I don't know what I'm saying.

1882
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
It doesn't say it has to be refrigerated. I dumped out an entire bottle of

1883
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Buffalo Trace cream because

1884
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
your wife said, oh,

1885
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
it's spoiled. You should have refrigerated it.

1886
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
That is not true. I should not have done that.

1887
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
I wasted the whole bottle.

1888
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Yeah, it doesn't say because I always look.

1889
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
They'll tell you if it has to be refrigerated. Yes.

1890
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
The bottle. Yes. It's refrigerated after opening. That is not true.

1891
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
All right. It says a bottle of Bailey's

1892
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
needs to be kept in a place that can range

1893
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
in temperature from 32 degrees

1894
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
to 77 degrees.

1895
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
So that is not true.

1896
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Everybody write that down. There you go. Dear listeners,

1897
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
do not throw out your

1898
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
Bailey's if you haven't refrigerated.

1899
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
And it can last for two years, apparently. Yes.

1900
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Oh, God, it can last a lot longer than that.

1901
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Actually, it says the folks

1902
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
over at Bailey's recommend that you consume

1903
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
it within two years of purchase.

1904
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Sure. Notably, they say

1905
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
this is for the optimal freshness

1906
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:56,000
and know that you should store it between 25 degrees Celsius,

1907
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
which is 32 to 75 degrees Fahrenheit.

1908
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Right. And definitely keep it out

1909
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
of direct sunlight. If it's unopened,

1910
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
it's fine.

1911
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
If it's opened, it must be refrigerated.

1912
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
No, it doesn't. It's not true.

1913
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
It says it right there.

1914
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
And these are from the Bailey's people.

1915
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Well, doesn't say that the bottle doesn't say it does.

1916
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
I'll go downstairs and find go get the Bailey's.

1917
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
It's got to be Bailey's.

1918
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
I really, I really hope

1919
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
I didn't throw out that Buffalo trace cream.

1920
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
I don't know.

1921
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I don't think it's I think some of the other superior

1922
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
inferior bottles of

1923
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
I shouldn't call it inferior.

1924
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
I think that they have alternate flavors in there

1925
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
to give it that creamy substance to it.

1926
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Maybe I don't.

1927
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Maybe Bailey's actually has a milk or a dairy product in it.

1928
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Because I remember when I was

1929
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
cream the course, if you didn't keep it refrigerated,

1930
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
it would curdle.

1931
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
And I remember I would take it

1932
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
and some idiot would put it on the shelf

1933
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
and I'm like, what's this doing? I pour it down there.

1934
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
It's like, it's gross looking.

1935
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
OK, I can totally respect that.

1936
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
So put in cream.

1937
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Is it liqueur?

1938
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
I guess it is liqueur.

1939
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Put in bourbon cream.

1940
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Bourbon cream opened.

1941
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
And then let's figure out

1942
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,000
if it really truly needs to be refrigerated.

1943
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
I guess the answer is probably going to go.

1944
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Does buffalo trace bourbon cream go bad?

1945
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
There you go. I had buffalo trace.

1946
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
That's it. That's what I want.

1947
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Yes.

1948
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
It can go bad, but its shelf life is relatively long.

1949
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
OK, hold on. It's susceptible to spoilage,

1950
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
especially if it's not stored properly.

1951
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
OK, well, anything can go.

1952
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000
OK, how long can the cream last?

1953
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Six to eight months when stored correctly.

1954
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
What affects the shelf life?

1955
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Let's see. Temperature exposure to light.

1956
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
How well it's sealed.

1957
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
OK.

1958
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Let's see here. Cool dark place away from direct sunlight.

1959
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Refrigeration is not necessary,

1960
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,000
but it can help prolong its shelf life.

1961
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
I dumped out a bottle.

1962
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
All right, well, hold on. So I've got another one here.

1963
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
The same search engine.

1964
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
She should buy me a new bottle.

1965
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
And it's hard to find, by the way.

1966
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Bourbon cream contains milk,

1967
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
which leads to a few important considerations.

1968
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
The first is that the bottle needs to be refrigerated

1969
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
after opening to remain fresh.

1970
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Not what it says here.

1971
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Well, I mean, who do we believe?

1972
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Well, maybe, OK, hold on.

1973
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Maybe this thing is considered,

1974
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
is thinking that you don't have to refrigerate it

1975
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
because it's never been opened.

1976
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Well, no, I think it's set up there.

1977
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Did it say opened?

1978
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
I never heard it say open. I've never said I'd read that.

1979
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
That's critical. We need to know.

1980
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Can you scroll down, Mr. Producer?

1981
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
We need to know if it's been opened or not.

1982
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
All right, after the expiration date,

1983
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
if it's gone bad, can it be frozen to extend to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?

1984
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
How should I store it?

1985
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,000
It says it's not necessary to refrigerate it,

1986
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:46,000
but it's not explicitly saying if it's been opened.

1987
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
All right. Let me give you the meat of it.

1988
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,000
If you drink it relatively quick,

1989
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,000
like within a week or two,

1990
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
maybe a month, I don't know how long.

1991
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
I do know this.

1992
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,000
I bartended in my life.

1993
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000
And we went through a lot of Bailey's Irish cream,

1994
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
and so it didn't have a very long, from my experience,

1995
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
it doesn't have a very long shelf life.

1996
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,000
And when some bartender on the shift before me,

1997
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,000
or maybe the night before me, left it on top of the bar.

1998
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000
You dumped it.

1999
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000
I poured it. I used it.

2000
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Thinking this stuff is still good.

2001
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,000
And when I poured it from that Bailey's Irish cream bottle

2002
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000
into their drink, it was like, it was coagulated.

2003
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000
It was coagulated.

2004
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Well, do you have to shake it up?

2005
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,000
You're going to break all those chokes apart.

2006
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Yeah, you got to shake it up.

2007
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
I thought you were doing this.

2008
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000
You were flipping the bottles.

2009
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Even if you shake it up, it's like pouring cocoa puffs

2010
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
with the chocolate marshmallows.

2011
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
They float on the top.

2012
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000
That's what happens.

2013
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000
Then you take a fork and you bust up the bubbles.

2014
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
No, it's not cottage cheese.

2015
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
We scoop it off and pop it on top of your salad.

2016
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000
I will tell you what, I usually air,

2017
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000
because I'm worried about food anyway,

2018
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
and being in the fridge.

2019
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000
I usually air on the side of caution.

2020
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
You take it in the fridge.

2021
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Yeah, that's your best bet.

2022
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
That's your best bet.

2023
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
But I do look at the bottles sometimes.

2024
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
If I don't have room, I'm like, can this sit out for a little bit?

2025
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
You guys are right.

2026
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
There are some out there you do not have to refrigerate.

2027
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000
And it's simply because they don't have dairy in them.

2028
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,000
And Bailey's may be different,

2029
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
because I usually don't have the Bailey's.

2030
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
I got a bottle downstairs.

2031
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Those are mixed with seed oil to make it creamy.

2032
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Creamy seed oil?

2033
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000
It's true.

2034
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,000
It could be a version of that.

2035
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:41,000
Mr. Producer, click on the bourbon cream buffalo trace this story.

2036
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
I want to hear it from the maker themselves.

2037
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Keep going down one more, right there.

2038
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Let's see what it says.

2039
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Yes, we are 21.

2040
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Chilled, yes.

2041
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Reviews, is it going to, it's probably not going to tell us

2042
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000
how to care for it.

2043
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
No, it's not going to.

2044
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Okay.

2045
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Oh, customer care? No.

2046
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
All right, never mind.

2047
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Oh, it just broke my heart because that's hard to find.

2048
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Buffalo trace cream?

2049
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
We beat the shit out of this.

2050
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000
Look, I got to ask some questions.

2051
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:17,000
I want to chat about, oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Producer, are you looking at me?

2052
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000
I was going to do hard right.

2053
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Hard right? Okay, very good.

2054
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
How much time left?

2055
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:27,000
I mean, I wanted to talk about the astronauts and Boeing

2056
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
and SpaceX and the fact that we have six minutes.

2057
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Hell, man, let's do this fast then.

2058
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
So, pull up SpaceX and the astronauts out there.

2059
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000
So, there's long story short, Paulico.

2060
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Well, Boeing, okay, so they launched there,

2061
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000
I forget what the name of their craft was,

2062
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000
but it was a very highly anticipated launch

2063
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
because they've been waiting for them to get in the game.

2064
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Space liner or something like that.

2065
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Starliner. Starliner.

2066
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,000
And to compete with the other ones.

2067
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,000
And so, because Boeing is a major player in the market,

2068
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:55,000
and ever since they privatized space travel,

2069
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,000
and so they have been doing it for a long time.

2070
01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Space travel, and so they had multiple delays,

2071
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,000
and they finally left it off,

2072
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:07,000
and they determined that there were some problems during the launch.

2073
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
They did successfully connect to the ISS.

2074
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,000
International Space Station.

2075
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000
International Space Station.

2076
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,000
The two astronauts got off,

2077
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000
and they were going to look over the problems

2078
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000
that they discovered during the launch,

2079
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,000
and it was supposed to be there for five days.

2080
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000
They were up there for 30.

2081
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,000
Now they're going to be there until February of next year.

2082
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000
That's not healthy.

2083
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,000
No, it's not.

2084
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000
There's a lot of exercises you've got to do.

2085
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
A lot of that. What is it called when you're in place doing...

2086
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
Well, but...

2087
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000
What is it called?

2088
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Well, it impacts your muscles.

2089
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000
It impacts your bones, because they've done those studies

2090
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
when you're up there for a long time.

2091
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000
Yes.

2092
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,000
It impacts the density of your bones

2093
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000
and the strength of your muscles,

2094
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:57,000
and some of the other astronauts probably could not be more thrilled.

2095
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000
I'm being dead serious.

2096
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
They were supposed to be up there for five days,

2097
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:05,000
and they get to experience what they have probably lived their whole lives for.

2098
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,000
They want to be up there for six months?

2099
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Yeah. Fuck yeah.

2100
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000
I think so.

2101
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000
I don't know, man.

2102
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000
I think they're loving it every second of it.

2103
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
And you're up there for a purpose,

2104
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:21,000
and you have a list of science stuff that you're doing.

2105
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
And you've got the time I'm looking...

2106
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000
Oh, they're doing shit, though.

2107
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000
I mean, I don't know.

2108
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000
I imagine they're gets to a point where you're like,

2109
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,000
fuck, I've been here for a long time.

2110
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Well, not just that.

2111
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,000
I am so constipated.

2112
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,000
It's not just that, but yeah.

2113
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000
I mean, just the creature comforts.

2114
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,000
You know, I'm shitting in a tube.

2115
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Right.

2116
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000
I'm pissing at something.

2117
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
I'm eating this nasty-ass astronaut food for six months.

2118
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000
I haven't had sex forever.

2119
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,000
They all have sex up there.

2120
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,000
They're pornicating up there.

2121
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000
For sure.

2122
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,000
Is that why her hair looks like that?

2123
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,000
How would they do that?

2124
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Riddled with sperm and it's all stuck in place.

2125
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Why don't they be floating around?

2126
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,000
She looks like the one Hilda

2127
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,000
from fucking the mermaid.

2128
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000
The mermaid.

2129
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000
All right.

2130
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,000
Let's get this under control here.

2131
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
All right.

2132
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
I forgot what I was saying.

2133
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:21,120
It's just interesting to have

2134
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,680
and explain another part of that.

2135
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:25,000
ang Miami.

2136
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,000
He's the first kind of THE

2137
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,000
People were afraid to have

2138
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:32,000
sex in cave.

2139
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:39,560
But I was 안녕 to the

2140
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,680
chef.

2141
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,880
He and she were served in the navy.

2142
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,120
I guess the navy included deployments during the

2143
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,600
they're coming home on space they're given and then the thing about it is

2144
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,260
that they're they're given a Elon kind of shit a little bit oh look at you you

2145
01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:58,080
gotta come in and steal it all right who else yeah no one else can do it no

2146
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,780
one except but if fucking Russian they were reversed and Elon's astronauts were

2147
01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:04,880
stuck up there and Boeing was coming to the rescue they'd be like praising them

2148
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,840
you know but no they just look oh there's hate not a man you know why

2149
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:12,640
because he switched gears and he likes Trump correct and we didn't talk about

2150
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:16,760
that but RFK and Musk and Tulsi Gabbard they're all getting on board the

2151
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:21,720
Trump train and you should too listeners yeah well congratulations to the

2152
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:28,300
Donald Trump campaign out there showing up to the Virginia Arlington

2153
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:32,800
cemetery for the celebration I call it whatever it's not really a celebration

2154
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:37,680
but just the remembrance and honor of the third year of the Afghanistan debacle

2155
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,240
that's what I put a mail down we should talk about that next week all right

2156
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:45,760
well it's August not October 27th thank you mr. producer for providing

2157
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:50,760
excellent commentating materials up on our screen here dudes like us check us

2158
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:55,760
out on Facebook and Instagram with dudes like us dash podcast or dudes like us

2159
01:13:55,760 --> 01:14:00,320
dash woodcraft or to submerge from us you know why because we're ready to cook

2160
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,560
it up for you in Militia anywhere in the United States anywhere on the fucking

2161
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:07,840
planets make it happen just like a hot dog there you go dude like us I'm Sean

2162
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:12,720
this is the last podcast of August yes it'll be September my name is Paul and

2163
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:31,680
I'm Jeff