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Thank you.

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Ah, yes.

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May I tell you what?

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I am super excited to be able to refresh our inventory of Ying Ling.

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Yeah, welcome back from Louisiana, sir.

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From Weezy.

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It was a very filled trip back and forth.

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It wasn't so much Louisiana.

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It was the process getting to Louisiana, around Louisiana, and back to Dallas.

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All in one day.

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It was two days, but it was a nonstop joyride.

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Didn't you have to like piss out the window?

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What?

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You like lifted your butt up and like stuck your dick outside the window because you had to urinate so bad and went on the side of the van.

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While he's driving?

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Actually, I did, but that's not completely true.

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You put it on cruise control?

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Just visualized it.

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No, what?

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He's all sideways in his seat.

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That's a horrible visual.

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I had to take my shoe off and my socks so that my big toe could wrap around the steering wheel.

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It was going like 75, so the wind caught it, so it was like a...

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Okay.

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Do we need to start over?

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No, actually what happened is it is true.

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I had to go to the bathroom and I did it in the middle of the highway, in one of the lanes.

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Right.

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You stopped the car and skid in the middle of the street and peed on it.

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Man, I'll tell you, it was...

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Well, first of all, I was already stopped because it was traffic.

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What did they call that? Gridlock?

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There was nothing moving.

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No, you did not get out of your car in traffic and peed on the road in front of everybody.

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I did. I absolutely did.

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I opened my door up, I faced my back towards the cars behind me, and I peed in front of me under the rental.

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So the splashage probably got up on the door somewhere.

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Well...

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His door was open or closed?

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The door was open.

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So he was peeing toward the door.

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He was peeing on the driver's seat.

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So you know there is a splashage that the next users are not going to know about, but they're going to sense?

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This is insane.

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No, no, no.

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Who does this?

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I'm really... I've got a fantastic aim.

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Really? My little pea shooter.

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Once it hits the asphalt, it's anyone's game on where that's going to go.

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Yeah, but by the time it hit the asphalt, it was literally under the van.

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So you have a very fine-tuned stream.

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Well, it comes out...

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It was probably so forceful.

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It comes out real robust, though. It's like a very thick stream. That's why...

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It's a good cord.

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It's like a... It's hard to describe. Like a straw.

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Just like... Just a column coming out.

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See, I think I have some sort of deformity. Mine comes out like a fan.

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It goes everywhere.

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I mean, what the fuck? It goes everywhere.

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I know, right?

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A fan.

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It would be crazy to have to do that.

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It's like a mister.

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You're in a rush.

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It's like a sprinkler.

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So if you get hot outside, you just kind of do this and you mist yourself?

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No, I don't pee on myself.

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Hold on. Let's back up the story a little bit.

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That's a really strange question you asked.

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I'm on my way back to Dallas.

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And I'm in like really...

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A fan.

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Eastern Monroe, Louisiana.

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And I fill up the tank.

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And I'm like, I'm going to make it all the way to Dallas on one tank.

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And I was like, that's kind of cool.

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So that was the goal.

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And then you know how you get that goal in your head.

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Just like, I'm going to fucking make it. I'm going to fucking make it.

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Well, as I turned from Highway 80...

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From 20 to 80, whatever the fuck they are, and 80 turns to 635 north.

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That little transition there was dead.

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It always is.

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No, it's not.

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It's not that bad, but it's always backed up.

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Well, I've never really had a problem.

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Or maybe it's the 30. It's the 30. I don't know. I don't give a shit.

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I've never had a problem.

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You're saying it was so backed up that you got out of the car.

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Dude, it was... We had stopped.

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I mean, we had stopped for minutes.

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Minutes. You pull forward 10 feet to stop.

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And you just stop.

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I was just like sitting there.

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I had to pee. I was running out of gas.

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You know you're on TikTok right now.

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Probably.

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That's what I'm saying. Who does that?

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Along with the other folks that were out there stuck.

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I mean, literally, my time for getting home started off at like 10, 20.

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And so that delay... I didn't get home until what? 11, 40?

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Wow.

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So that was over an hour in that little area.

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I had to pee, man. Sorry.

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Due to that or...

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I don't give a shit.

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I've peed in a water bottle before.

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But I haven't gotten out of the car and like peed in public.

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How do you manage that with a fan?

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Well, you kind of have to...

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Fan dispersion system.

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Well, you got to angle it and kind of be kind of careful.

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No, I've peed in a water bottle before,

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but I had to literally cut off the top of the water bottle.

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Yeah.

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So I could lay my penis kind of in the bottle a little bit.

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Good Lord.

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I'm trying to...

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I'm actually thinking it was like a metal bottle.

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Oh, why would you do that in a metal bottle?

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Because I had to go and I was stuck in traffic like you were.

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Huh.

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You just pull to the side of the road and go.

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You know what biggest fear of having to pee?

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Because I'm sure dudes like us have had to pee while driving.

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And they, for some reason, I don't know if it was a rational one or not,

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couldn't pull over.

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Maybe it was by choice or...

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But they were just like, I can't because the logistics just don't.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I was in a traffic jam.

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I was going to do what you did.

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So have you ever filled up your container

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and were like trying to pump the brakes on your urine flow?

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I have never urinated into a vessel while driving or...

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Or stopped.

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I was stopped on a highway.

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It wasn't like it was moving.

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I would pull off on the side of the road and do that.

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Very interesting.

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I'm thinking of...

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I may go to Home Depot and I may buy some two inch PVC pipe.

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You make an emergency urine.

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I'm going to make a urinal.

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I'm going to make a little catheter.

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They sell those.

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A mobile urinal?

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Yeah, they sell those.

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I don't.

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Yeah, they do.

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What the hell?

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Like, Paul, no, they do not.

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Yeah, they do.

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They travel urinals.

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Well, not for like for use in the car.

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Yes, they do.

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Travel urinals.

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All right.

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Look it up, Mr. Producer.

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Yes, they do.

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Travel pee packs?

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Pee packs?

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I don't know if that's going to...

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Travel urinals may work better.

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What happened with pee packs?

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Where did you go there?

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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So they do.

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The ones I saw were red.

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Oh, there you go.

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See?

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Whoa.

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That's a female.

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Was that...

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Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on there.

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That's very suspect.

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Click on it, though.

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So he pulls up the...

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The C travel pee packs for peeing, and then it's got the little images there.

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Portable travel, male, female.

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And then one of them is this lady with this miniskirt on with her legs spread, and she's

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got this cylinder thing.

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Is that for women?

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It says male and female.

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Yeah, it's a portable travel reusable camping...

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It says high quality male and female emergency urine.

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Bow weight portable travel female reusable camping.

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What, though?

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What is that called?

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It's like an accordion style filling bladder.

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So you just kind of pop more things out the more you have to urinate?

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Yeah, if it starts to overflow, you just...

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That's exactly what it sounds like.

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That's exactly what it sounds like, I bet.

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In the meantime, every time you do it, it's popping out the top.

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Except you're really doing...

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You're peeing, and you're going goop, goop, goop, goop, goop, because you're not doing

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it all at once.

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Right, you're not just going to do the accordion all at once.

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Yeah, you're kind of gauging it as you go.

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Right.

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That wasn't on the topic list, was it?

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Yeah, so, but, again, nudity and public decency laws, you're not allowed to pee in your car?

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Is that what they're saying?

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You're not allowed to get out of your car and pee.

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Well, no, this is California that's known to cause cancer.

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Peeing outside?

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Peeing in your car and into bottles.

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Oh, California.

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BPA.

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Good Lord.

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The only time I've done that, though, I was leaving Texas World Speedway, and it was the

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very first inaugural Under the Lights race.

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I don't know if you guys remember that years back.

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It was Formula One.

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Anyway, same kind of deal.

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The traffic was absolutely ridiculous.

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We had been drinking beer all day long.

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I was like, I can't do this.

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I got to pee.

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So I get out of the car, and they have like, it's farmland out there, right?

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So I'm just up against the barbed wire fence peeing.

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And, of course, you know, I was kind of out of it because of all the beer.

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And anyway, next thing I know, I'm like blinking.

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I'm like, man, it's really bright.

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They had moved the car and shined the brights on me.

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Because it was nighttime.

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Like, I could pee out there, and it was no issue at all.

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And they literally pulled the car, like turned the car on the freeway,

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and aimed the lights at me.

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I was like, you're a bunch of dicks.

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That's the only time I've done that.

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We've done that when I was in college, me and my two roommates.

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One of them lived in Columbus, and we drove up there.

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It's about a two and a half hour drive up to Columbus.

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And we visited his parents and whatnot, and we had dinner there.

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I don't remember what she made.

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But on the way back, one of my roommates, his stomach was not pleased.

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Oh, no.

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And this was during the wintertime up in Ohio.

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So there was about a foot and a half of snow on the ground.

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And he had the poopies?

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And he had the shits.

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Oh, come on. Come on.

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And we were in the country, and we found some little road to pull off on.

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It was snow covered.

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So I don't remember.

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I think my other roommate was driving.

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So we're like, just get out and go do your thing.

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It's pitch black out here.

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Whatever.

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You have snow to wipe your ass, you know, the whole nine yards.

261
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Snow.

262
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Snow, yes.

263
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Well, yeah.

264
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We were freaking 19.

265
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We weren't prepared.

266
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So anyway, we did the same thing.

267
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Actually, no, he was driving.

268
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We were in his car.

269
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Oh, you did not.

270
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He was the dumbass.

271
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He squatted like in the crab, you know, squatting down to shit with his hands behind him.

272
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So he was like, beef shotting us with his pants down, just blowing his ass out.

273
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Oh, come on.

274
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And we flipped the lights on.

275
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That was the worst looking thing.

276
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His eyes got as big as saucers.

277
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Like, you assholes.

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He was over there blowing his ass.

279
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Put the headlights on.

280
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Oh, yeah.

281
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We completely turned him out after that.

282
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But he was like, oh, my God.

283
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Yeah, you regretted that.

284
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Yeah.

285
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You scarred yourself.

286
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He was like a foot and a half of snow.

287
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So he was trying to lift his ass out of the snow.

288
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That's awful.

289
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That's a horrible story.

290
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Why would you tell that?

291
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Oh, it was good.

292
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It was fun.

293
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It was college.

294
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Stupid.

295
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Stupid.

296
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Stupid shit in college, I hear you.

297
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Yep.

298
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All right.

299
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All right.

300
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What are we drinking tonight?

301
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Let me see.

302
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It's David Nicholson, 1843.

303
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A Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.

304
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It's hunter proof.

305
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And I give it a, on a scale of one to 10, I give it about a seven to eight.

306
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Really?

307
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Go that high?

308
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000
Yeah, I'd probably like a six.

309
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000
I was going to say five or six for me.

310
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Yeah.

311
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I mean, it's opened up.

312
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It's much, once you let it open up a little bit in your Glencairn.

313
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Yes, in my Glencairn.

314
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You smelled coconut in it.

315
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I did.

316
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You know what?

317
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We make jokes about a previous bottle that was advertised as having coconut tones in

318
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it.

319
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Yeah, that one didn't.

320
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But this one, I smelled coconut right away.

321
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You guys did not agree.

322
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I don't want to mention it.

323
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I've kind of get this little taste to it.

324
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And after it does sit out for a while, when you first pop it, put it in the glass, it's

325
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a little too caustic.

326
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Yeah.

327
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I think after it sits out in the glass, let it sit at room temperature a little bit.

328
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It airs out a little bit.

329
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It gets a little mellow.

330
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Yeah.

331
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Well, I think for me, I don't have the train nose and all that stuff that some of these

332
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folks do.

333
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But really?

334
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I mean, by now.

335
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I know you do.

336
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I mean, we've, we've, we've sampled 87 bourbons on this podcast.

337
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Well, Jeff, your nose is scarred just simply by your your own parts of your body.

338
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No, that'd be your ass on the back from College Station as we're searching for a perfect toilet.

339
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Oh, yeah.

340
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
God, that was still torturous.

341
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000
That was great.

342
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You know, it's like you step into one of those bathrooms that the floor is so disgusting

343
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when you're sitting there or standing there in the tripod position urinating and your

344
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legs are involuntarily, continuously spreading by themselves.

345
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It's like it's oiled.

346
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Yeah.

347
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So you got to like reset your legs every 20 seconds dangerously close and closer and closer.

348
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It's like they spray women do that.

349
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They hover.

350
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They never let their butt cheeks touch touch the toilet seat.

351
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We don't do that.

352
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Guys don't do that.

353
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You don't hover.

354
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If I had that, if I had to crap, I don't know if I could.

355
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Yeah, that'd be a lot because you'd be all tense.

356
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Yeah.

357
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No, I don't think that's healthy.

358
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You need full release.

359
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I don't know how women have the have the quad strength.

360
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I couldn't do it.

361
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I think there are women that naturally have lower strength or, you know, they've got some

362
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sort of weird muscle.

363
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Yeah, I don't know giving birth.

364
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Maybe they've got some ability to pick up a chair, you know, put your back up against

365
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the wall, put a chair in front of you like guys can't do it, but women can.

366
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Huh.

367
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Some sort of might be right.

368
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It might be a child wearing and toilet hovering.

369
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Excuse me.

370
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Skill.

371
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They're born with it.

372
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Right.

373
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All right, next time you have to do that, go hover and see if you can do it.

374
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Well, how long?

375
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Yeah, we're going to have a hover content.

376
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You're going to be all shaking your thighs.

377
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You're going to be shaken.

378
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What's wrong with you?

379
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Dude, dude, it's like going everywhere.

380
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It's true that women are generally more quad, quad, quadricep dominant.

381
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Okay, that explains it.

382
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They are able to hover because they are quadricep dominant.

383
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But why?

384
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But why?

385
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Maybe it's because it maybe is because of child rearing.

386
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Yeah, or child bearing or whatever it is.

387
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Rearing is raising.

388
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Correct.

389
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Yeah, no.

390
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You don't need quad for that.

391
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Because they kick them a lot.

392
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That is interesting.

393
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Maybe.

394
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Yeah, maybe.

395
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So, yeah, so the other, the other, yeah, the 18, whatever the heck we're drinking, 18.

396
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1843.

397
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000
43.

398
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Not bad.

399
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
It's not at the top.

400
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
It's about in the middle, I think.

401
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Yeah, we basically bought it because we're like, what the fuck else are we going to buy?

402
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Yeah.

403
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
We've got.

404
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Well, you have to try them.

405
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
We've got them all.

406
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
Yeah, most of mine are misses.

407
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Yeah, why is that?

408
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
That's weird.

409
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
I don't know.

410
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:25,000
I told you the 799 ones just don't seem to really excel.

411
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Well, Sean and I tried one.

412
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000
I don't know where you are.

413
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,000
You may have already gone to Tucson and we tried the, what is it?

414
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
It's called Giant something.

415
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Yeah, you told me about that.

416
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
And.

417
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000
A very unique bottle, right?

418
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
We want, yes.

419
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000
We want you to try this to see if you like it.

420
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000
Because if you do, you can take it with you.

421
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
It's that popular.

422
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Was it that bad?

423
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Yes, I didn't care for you dumped yours out.

424
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Oh, that's a really good indication.

425
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
Yeah.

426
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
I'll go get it.

427
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
We didn't finish it all.

428
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Yeah, we had a fantastic look of bottle, though.

429
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Yeah, it's a nice bottle.

430
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
I dream of Jeannie bottle.

431
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Yeah, it's very unique.

432
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Yeah.

433
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000
Interesting.

434
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
It was.

435
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000
If you remember when we had little oak barrels and we were aging our own barrel.

436
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
I do.

437
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
I do.

438
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
I mean, you put like eight pounds of cherry.

439
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
I did.

440
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
It was a huge mistake.

441
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
Was it?

442
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
It was.

443
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000
It was horrible.

444
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000
And I think.

445
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
That whole program was.

446
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
I was disappointed.

447
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000
No, my first batch was fantastic.

448
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Really?

449
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
My very first batch.

450
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:32,000
But then after that, I guess when I tried to get clever and tried to do some cherry bourbon

451
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:38,000
and I put like, I don't know, I cut up maybe three of them or three of them and I stuffed

452
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
them down in the hole.

453
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And then I waited.

454
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I waited three weeks.

455
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Right.

456
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And I was like, oh, surely there's going to be just a tinge of it.

457
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Nothing.

458
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
I was like pissed.

459
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000
And so I took basically the rest of the bag, stuffed it all in there and I was like, surely

460
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
there's going to be something.

461
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Yeah, I don't know what happened.

462
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Did you just toss it?

463
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Well, I tried it again and sludge was coming out and it didn't taste.

464
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
And I got I fought through it.

465
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
I kind of strained it out.

466
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000
And it's still it still didn't taste.

467
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
And it's got a really small hole to get the stuff.

468
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
That's what I'm saying.

469
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
I was stuffing the stuff through the top.

470
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
So it kind of mushed the cherries.

471
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Completely mushing them completely.

472
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I'm just going to leave the whole infusion process to somebody else.

473
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000
I think that's fallen to the same category as making your own beer.

474
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
I mean, you've got to really enjoy it.

475
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000
And it's just, you know, I mean, it's not hard to do.

476
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You just buy a cheap bottle, you pour it in there, let it sit for three weeks.

477
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Right.

478
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000
But the guy that sold it to us was kind of given some stories.

479
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
And he said somebody dropped a vanilla bean.

480
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
I did that.

481
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Oh, you did that.

482
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
I went and bought some vanilla beans.

483
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
So the real one.

484
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And you slice them down the middle.

485
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
So all the gooey shit in the middle.

486
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
And I dropped it in there and.

487
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
And?

488
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Nothing.

489
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Nothing.

490
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Nothing.

491
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
But that wasn't your very first batch.

492
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
No, that was the second one.

493
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000
See, I think that's good for one batch.

494
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:04,000
I think you needed to take a beaver sphincter and shoved it in there.

495
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Just kind of cut it out and jam it in there.

496
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Super vanilla taste.

497
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Nasty.

498
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Well, my point by saying that is that maybe the vanilla beans aren't the real vanilla bean.

499
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Maybe it's the fake, unnatural stuff that's better to use to.

500
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
I don't know.

501
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
But then I aged I aged some tequila in there.

502
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000
I mean, the vanilla vodka, they're not using real vanilla.

503
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
I don't know.

504
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I don't know.

505
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Good question.

506
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Maybe there's better ways to do it than what we did or I did anyway.

507
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
But I did a vodka as well.

508
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
I did a vodka.

509
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000
I did tequila.

510
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000
And I did two bourbons before I was like, yeah, I'm done with this.

511
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000
To me, the first batch was great.

512
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Like flavor, color, everything.

513
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
And after that, it was done.

514
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Like it didn't matter what I tried after that.

515
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
It was it was a spent barrel.

516
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Yeah.

517
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Yeah, the vodka.

518
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Well, they only have so many times you can use it.

519
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
I mean, it's a little tiny barrel, too.

520
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Right.

521
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Yeah.

522
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Yeah.

523
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Gallon, I think.

524
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Yeah, it was it was cool.

525
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I threw mine out.

526
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Did you guys throw yours out?

527
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
I think they're still in my garage.

528
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Yeah, it dried out and the rings fell off and it looked like yeah, I look like ass.

529
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
So I just dumped it.

530
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Yeah.

531
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Anyway, it was a fun experience.

532
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000
So the other thing we're drinking is, again, the Yingling standard traditional lager, which

533
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
I believe we all like.

534
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
So.

535
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
I do.

536
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
I enjoy it.

537
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Yeah, Sean brought back two cases, 48 of them.

538
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Very nice.

539
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Nice.

540
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
That's why we we like him going on travels.

541
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
They he brings back goodies.

542
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah.

543
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,000
The distribution starts and I'm sorry, ends right at the Texas border.

544
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
You can get it in Arkansas.

545
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
You get it, Missouri and you get it, Louisiana.

546
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
That's weird.

547
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Why would they do?

548
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Why would they do that?

549
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
We could call and ask.

550
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
And we should send him an email.

551
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Well, actually, I think someone I mentioned was Andrea.

552
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Yeah.

553
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
They're going to start selling it here.

554
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Yeah.

555
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
So that'll be nice.

556
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
It's just a simple beer, but it's good.

557
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
It is good.

558
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
I enjoy it.

559
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
And we get them in our cuisines.

560
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:04,000
I noticed Paul and I and she's ours correctly, but it took Sean a little bit longer to to

561
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
cover his.

562
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000
Yeah.

563
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000
What?

564
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
In the QC, the correct.

565
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Oh, the beer cuisines.

566
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
I mean, we have there's a routine, dude.

567
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
There's a routine.

568
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
This podcast.

569
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I'm sorry.

570
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I get nervous every time that word using now.

571
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
We should be the ones that nervous.

572
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Well, you guys are like horrible passing around shit like.

573
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Oh, God.

574
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Bite your tongue.

575
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
You guys think you said this.

576
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
No, you sent us the creepiest, weirdest shit, man.

577
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000
I'm almost going to block you.

578
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I don't want to.

579
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
I don't want to open my phone.

580
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Who knows where I'm going to be and who's around me?

581
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I open it up and I'm going to be on a zoom call.

582
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Oh, I don't know why I'd be sitting backwards on my phone call.

583
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
But but yeah, I could be.

584
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,000
And I could open up my phone and then I could be horrified and then I could lose my job.

585
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Yeah.

586
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
I don't find these pictures on my own.

587
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
They're forwarded to me.

588
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000
So, you know, oh, that's that's great.

589
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
And you decide to forward them on to us.

590
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
And then they're saved.

591
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:12,000
So this this David Nicholson, I was trying to figure out what's so good about what's the skinny on this.

592
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
And are you talking about eighteen forty three?

593
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:20,000
The 18th, the bourbon were drinking and I was trying to find a back story to it.

594
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:28,000
It says the you know, the ton approved its extra age for a more robust flavorful bodied long finish, which is actually absolutely true.

595
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Would would he smokey tone at the palette, the spicy warm finish and.

596
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:42,000
But it doesn't have any kind of marriage about the band or the the match.

597
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Well, the match bill about the brand, you know, I mean, where it comes from.

598
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:51,000
And it's Lux Row. Which is too bad.

599
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Well, Lux Row, they make it's from Mississippi.

600
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Yes, I'm sorry. It's a Missouri.

601
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000
It's a Missouri bourbon, not a Mississippi stated to be a high rye.

602
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Oh, damn it. That goes against your I don't like rye.

603
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000
It does. I hate it now.

604
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
All right.

605
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Hey, well, listen, I was you. You had you had come up some topics and one of them I wanted to talk about.

606
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:29,000
It was this whole royal, the royals, the drama, the shit in the news about Harry and William and Meghan Markle and the frickin Oprah Winfrey.

607
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,000
I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. And I could give them they were they were on Oprah's Oprah Winfrey show.

608
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Or is it like a special show? It was an interview.

609
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Yeah, dedicated interview. But damn, did that get press and it got like 18 million viewers, whereas Biden got like two million viewers during his speech.

610
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000
But, you know, usually, you know, you sent me that one website that kind of is an aggregate website.

611
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Right. Every single one of them was blowing up with different aspects of that interview.

612
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000
And I was like, oh, my God, what is going on here?

613
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah, I can't stand the royals. I don't put it that way. I give two shits about the royals.

614
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Yeah. Who gives? And I don't understand the need for them.

615
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,000
And I have. Oh, you mean over in Britain? Yeah.

616
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,000
And I don't understand what their use is anymore. But apparently ceremonial.

617
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Well, they're they raised charity as well as a lot of charity money.

618
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Oh, OK. Is what what basically their use is now is from what I get from a friend of mine who's from Britain, England.

619
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Yeah. And because I had that discussion with was like, what's what's the what's the thing with all the royals and why?

620
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Why are they still around? He was joking. He goes.

621
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:48,000
So all the Americans come over as tourists and spend money to see the royals, to see the royals with the local people couldn't give a shit.

622
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Well, he's like, yeah, a lot of them like like it. But he's like, you know, they do a lot of charitable work.

623
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
They raise a lot of money for charities. I mean, they want to stay busy, right.

624
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
They want to make a difference in their country. They love their country. Right. Right.

625
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:04,000
The royals do. But, you know, and they raise apparently they raise their own money now.

626
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000
They're they're not paid off the taxes of. Are you sure about that?

627
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000
That's what he said. Interesting. That's very that's very notable.

628
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Yeah. That changed a few years ago where they pay their taxes and they they have their different businesses or charities and they kind of that's what they live off of.

629
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Yeah. OK. Well, that's good. That's good to hear. Because, you know, otherwise, yeah.

630
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
I think before I think what happened is there was a big stink.

631
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,000
We're spending five hundred million dollars on the royals and what are they doing for us? Right.

632
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000
No, totally. Kind of a thing. And to your point, what's the point of them? Right.

633
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Well, there really is. Like I said, I mean, if it's fundraising for good charities and stuff like that, there's there's a use for that.

634
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000
But I just don't understand the infatuation of it. Yeah.

635
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Because a queen or a king today is not like it was. Gosh, I don't even know when when did the monarchy lose its power in Great Britain?

636
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Yeah, that's a great question. I don't know. I don't know either.

637
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:04,000
But they have no power as far as governmental or parliamentary that I understand. Right. Yeah, I don't know either.

638
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:11,000
And I watched the crown. I watched that. And this last season, there are a bunch of buffoons.

639
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Makes me like them even less. I think that is accurate.

640
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I didn't. So I haven't finished it. But yeah, my wife and I started watching it.

641
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:27,000
But you know what? I mean, history is also I mean, the fact that it's been around for hundreds of years.

642
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Right. I mean, it's it's a it's an identity of Britain. Right.

643
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:39,000
So, I mean, you don't want to like completely get rid of it. Right. So I get that. I get that part of it because, you know, Britons are attached to their history.

644
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:44,000
But I mean, I don't know, with the younger generations, they're probably like couldn't give a shit. Right. I don't know.

645
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000
And then they probably think they're all racist. And well, look what happened with the whole Meghan Markle thing.

646
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:57,000
She's calling the royal family racist and they're horrified by it. Yeah. And then, of course, hold on. Who called Meghan Markle?

647
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Said that she dealt with racism constantly inside the palace with the family.

648
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Well, she's talking about shock value and they're like shocked and horrified at the allegations. Right.

649
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Yeah. And then, of course, you know, if you know, if if she you know, people people who are defending her are like, well, who are you to say that she didn't.

650
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Right. But it's kind of like, you know, my attitude is like you cannot just be guilty because somebody accuses you of that.

651
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:42,000
You know, it's like it's like that's what happens a lot recently. Now. So look what happens in those situations where like over and over and over again in college campuses, a girl, a young girl drinks too much.

652
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Yep. She ends up doing something, making a horrible decision. She's embarrassed. She's takes on the whole football team.

653
00:25:50,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Yeah, she's crazy embarrassed. And then what she say she claims that she was raped. Right. And so automatically the guy is, you know, he's automatically condemned automatically.

654
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,000
At that point, it is guilty until proven innocent. Well, it is. And then that happened. That's happened.

655
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:16,000
I don't know if it's why I can't say it's calmed down. But, you know, the whole Kavanaugh thing. Right. You know, this was this happened, what, 30 years ago.

656
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:25,000
I know. And that's that's kind of a different that they were just going to make up whatever they wanted to make up. But he was guilty just because they said right. Exactly.

657
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:35,000
And you hear it. And, you know, we all have boys. Yeah, it's scary. I worry about that. Oh, my wife. My wife has been on top of that forever. Yeah. You know what I mean?

658
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Well, you know, warning them about that situation, that exact situation to go back to, you know, Harry, there there's a huge rumors and rumors have been around forever that, you know, Prince Charles is not Harry's real dad.

659
00:26:52,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Yeah, that's I had not heard that. Well, I've never heard it. But just looking at them, you can kind of well, it's absolutely something. This is something.

660
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000
So look at the other dude, the bald dude. What the hell's his name? William Bill.

661
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,000
You know, he looks like a Prince William. Yeah. Prince Bill Prince William.

662
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Sorry, I didn't realize you guys were that close. It's Prince Bill. OK.

663
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:24,000
So that's cool. You guys go bowling together. Lady Diane was was taking equestrian lessons from a gentleman. His name is Mark Dyer.

664
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Oh, that's the boyfriend. That's the one that she was allegedly Princess Di was allegedly.

665
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:41,000
Yeah, let's get a picture. Mark Dyer right there. You can't princess. Oh, wait a second.

666
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Oh, wow. Does that look like Prince Harry? That's kind of like that.

667
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Oh, pull that picture up. That's right. The picture of the two of them where click back and then right there on the right.

668
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:59,000
There is. Yeah. Why would there be a picture of the two of them?

669
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:05,000
I don't know. Well, you know, he's actually the godfather of their child.

670
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000
They look similar. I mean, you can't just say red hair. Yeah, it's automatic.

671
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Well, he's got a Conan looking to him, doesn't he? He doesn't know Brian. Yeah, he does.

672
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Does the nose look the same? Man, I don't let me look. The ear looks the same.

673
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,000
He's got lower ear lobes, though. I don't know. The nose looks the same.

674
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:30,000
All the ears are totally different. Look at the bottom one. You know how they attached attached versus not attached.

675
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Well, click on the other one down there where they're just smiling, not all tooth. No, I don't see it.

676
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:43,000
I color. I see the nose is pretty close. Man, I it is not obvious, though, man.

677
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:53,000
I'm just saying, look, the the mouth, the way that forms the the cheeks, the squint, it's there, man.

678
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,000
I don't know. I don't know. They'd have to do a test to prove that. Well, they never will.

679
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:07,000
But so the the this shocking allegations, there's an outlet that claimed that the Duke of Sussex, real father, wasn't Prince Charles.

680
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:12,000
But in fact, the red haired royal was actually the son of a man named Mark Dyer.

681
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Dyer had been a mentor to Prince Harry and is believed to be the godfather to Prince Harry's son Archie.

682
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Yeah, I don't know. But that's where it all ends. Well, we'd have to.

683
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:30,000
And again, they're never going to do it, but there'd have to be some kind of paternity test, maybe on Maury.

684
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Anyway, anyway, so more of that interview, she was claiming that she had no idea any of the customs of of, you know, royal life.

685
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Well, why would she? Well, I mean, he's supposed to tell her.

686
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:52,000
But what kind of customs are they talking about? Like you're supposed to curtsy like the first time she met the Queen.

687
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000
I know you're supposed to curtsy. She didn't know you're supposed to curtsy.

688
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,000
I know that. And that's just one example. You know that you curtsy.

689
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,000
So if I if you may know curtsy, you know, curtsy.

690
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:15,000
But if I was a no, if you were what it almost sounds like you're going to say you were if you were a wookie, would you say if you're a wookie, you make the wookie sound.

691
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:22,000
OK, I think we got I think she's playing stupid. She might be. She might be.

692
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,000
But I mean, but that's honestly if she didn't know that's his fault.

693
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:32,000
I was naked gun. There's a transcript of the I need to go back and watch that.

694
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:43,000
They can mark all and Oprah Winfrey. Thank you. I just had a British royal family is facing increasing criticism after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry revealed shocking details about the life as royals,

695
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:51,000
including the racism suffered by Meghan Markle, who was born in the United States to a black mother and a white father.

696
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Last year, the couple left the United Kingdom and stepped down as a senior members of Britain's royal family to raise their child Archie in North America.

697
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:07,000
During a bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey, Markle revealed they felt forced to leave in part due to concerns about Archie.

698
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
What were the concerns? It's a mess.

699
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I mean, those allegations and the smear and the stain they just put on the royal family by claiming racism tandem conversations.

700
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
I hope she knows she's doing and I hope it's real.

701
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Also, that's what it was. Archie said that he wouldn't have been given security.

702
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Why? Because he's dark skinned.

703
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Well, that's all it says is that it was all based around the same that the tandem conversation is he won't be given security.

704
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:43,000
He's not given to be given a title. And I just lost my place because Austin just drew the but he was at the bottom line back there.

705
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
That's their reason for for wanting out. I don't know.

706
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Oh, and about his dark skin might be one. You know, that's the last part.

707
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Again, I could give two shits about that's only any of those.

708
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000
That's the only reason Oprah jumped in is because they had race to do with it.

709
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:07,000
But there's a ton of people who know the love of the royal lives matter to be drug across.

710
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Right. What I said it was another coattail.

711
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:19,000
This this is another coattail for Oprah to drag Black Lives Matter across because every every race to make an issue about race.

712
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,000
They're insinuating that the baby Archie's not going to get security because he's going to have dark skin, which is bullshit.

713
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
That's probably not. It's probably some other.

714
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000
What an absolutely outrageous accusation.

715
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I mean, God Almighty, that that is throwing down and the royal family, I mean, should be pissed.

716
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
And they are. I'm sure they are. Oh, they're furious.

717
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Yeah. So I don't know what's going to come of it.

718
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
I mean, they already live over here. They've already renounced all their shit, but I'm sure they're still getting it.

719
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000
I bet they live in Canada. They were going to go to Canada.

720
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
And I think Canada said, no, we're good. We don't want you. Yeah.

721
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
No, I'm being serious. I could have sworn us how that went down.

722
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
I don't know. They live out in California. They live out in California.

723
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Well, did you hear that? She said she's going to run for president.

724
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Yeah, I did. I did. President of what? United States.

725
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Oh, that's a fair question.

726
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
No, I don't see that happening. Yeah, I don't either.

727
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
I don't see that happening.

728
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Apparently, she is she's hobnobbing with Democrat Party operatives to to to kind of test the waters on how would this work?

729
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Does she even have she's not a she's an actress actress.

730
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Oh, get it. Well, she's a failed royal.

731
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Oh, no. Reagan was the governor first of California.

732
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, he was an actor for you know, so she wants to go from acting in some USA TV show to president.

733
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Yeah. But Ronald Reagan had multiple degrees in economics and he was definitely qualified.

734
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:53,000
She's never owned anything. Not owned, but she's never owned a business, never run anything, never managed anything.

735
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,000
But I'm aware of and she's like, yeah, I can I can do this.

736
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I guess. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'll pass.

737
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Well, let her run. And that you hear what Trump said.

738
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Trump is like, I hope she does, because that makes it easier for me.

739
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Oh, yeah. He I do recall him saying, I hope she does. I'm definitely running.

740
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Then I think. Yeah, that's what he said. Well, I also saw an interview with Candace Owens.

741
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
She's going to run for president. Yeah, I would be cool with that.

742
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Yeah. I mean, unless it's I mean, it depends on who she's running against in the primary,

743
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,000
because I have obviously other choices ahead of Candace Owens.

744
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,000
But anyway, we'll see. Yeah, I think she'd be a good candidate.

745
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Maybe not this time, but she's still young. Oh, she's really young.

746
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Yeah. And I think she needs a few more years and just get experience because the interview they were asking her about foreign affairs.

747
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,000
She said she has a tutor and this tutor comes over and Candace Owens.

748
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, so that's how she's learned. How else are you going to learn?

749
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,000
I mean, she's like, I'm learning about all the foreign policy, all that stuff.

750
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Yeah, because I didn't have it, but I'm getting it. That's legit. Yeah.

751
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Yeah. So we'll see. Yeah, she's smart. Trump had successfully placed a bunch of that's why it trips me out when they say that Trump is a what do they call it?

752
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Talks down to women or they say a misogynist. Oh, yeah. So much crap. He plays so many women in some of these high places.

753
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Yeah. You know, Nicky and, you know, the UN. I forget all their names, but Nikki Haley.

754
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Nikki Haley. I love her, man. Well, where does she make a mistake?

755
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:37,000
She went to I don't know what she did. She said some things that she went on a liberal.

756
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:44,000
She somehow agreed to do an interview with a liberal paper and she threw she threw Nikki Haley under the bus.

757
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:54,000
I mean, through Trump under the bus. Yeah, but there wasn't I don't think she what was what exactly did she say?

758
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I've heard something similar, but it wasn't that bad. It was bad.

759
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:07,000
It was the I think the similar quotes were we I don't know why we followed him. We should not have followed him.

760
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,000
It was a mistake. Yeah, I missed that. I know she did something.

761
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:17,000
I didn't know what she said. And it hurt her politically big time because she was an immediate frontrunner.

762
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Yeah. Being talked about for twenty twenty four and she just blew it.

763
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Who's the who's another one? I thought it was there's a blonde chick.

764
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I shouldn't say it like that. There's a there's a blonde woman.

765
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:36,000
And I want to say she was is it the new congresswoman who's who's staring at that guy?

766
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,000
She got kicked off the the kind of can't even think of the name.

767
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000
I know it's like councils Margaret or no. Thatcher. I'm talking about that.

768
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I'm talking about a blonde woman that is like a U.N. spokesman and a representative spokesperson.

769
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Spokes spokeswoman spokes them.

770
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:02,000
So I don't know. I'm I'm I think you brought her up before.

771
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah, she not you and then.

772
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,000
But whatever, man, there was a lot of fog on the images if it comes up.

773
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:17,000
But you're but you're saying she is she's already come out and said that she wants to run.

774
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:23,000
What I'm saying is that Trump has placed these women that right there, the move over to the right to

775
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000
the right there. That's her.

776
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Heather Newhart.

777
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:35,000
I've never heard of her. Yeah, she's a she's a firecracker.

778
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Yeah, yeah, she's a firecracker.

779
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:43,000
I don't follow the U.S. gets up on the European like they have the press secretary here in the United States when they're talking.

780
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000
She's on the European style, your euro style, taking questions from the the U.N.

781
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
and she's got the same attitude.

782
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Yeah. Now, do they already canner because the new administration came in?

783
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
I would say, yeah, they all the ambassadors usually get can.

784
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Oh, yeah. You know, not the ambassadors necessarily.

785
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Some do, but I would think the I would think the well, yeah, they all want the ambassador.

786
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Right. Heather Newhart born in 1970.

787
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
I mean, she's our age. God, she is our age.

788
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
She's she's better looking than you.

789
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I'm going to agree with with Jeff on this one.

790
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Yeah. Yeah.

791
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Well, hold on. Go down a little bit right there.

792
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Is he very center? Is he looking for Heather Newhart nude?

793
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Oh, why? Why? That's what you typed in there.

794
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,000
No, it isn't. That's what you saw in your in your in your brain.

795
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
That was the logical step that I was going to. I don't know.

796
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I don't like to put things so I like to put I like to put bikini.

797
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Oh, God. Oh, wow. Look at that. Five foot five inches tall.

798
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Oh, just stop. What are you talking about?

799
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000
That's how tall she is. Yeah. What do you mean? I'll stop.

800
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
I don't I don't know. You guys are getting misogynistic misogynist.

801
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Oh, you know what's funny? Right next to the right of height.

802
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,000
It says five foot five inches and to the right of it says same as Jeff Sessions.

803
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Well, he's short. Really? Yeah.

804
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000
But why would they say that? Yeah, that's five foot five inches.

805
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Same as Jeff Sessions. Yeah, that's kind of a shot at Jeff Sessions.

806
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Yeah. Why? Why are they saying that? What the hell is that?

807
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I wonder. Oh, she was a journalist, I guess.

808
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Or maybe she's a journalist now. But why? Yeah.

809
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Why pick Jeff Sessions? Why not some other person like Prince?

810
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Was Prince five five? I don't think he was that tall.

811
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Oh, but yeah, that's that is odd. I've never seen that.

812
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000
That's really odd. Well, I totally a shot at Jeff Sessions.

813
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Who's that? Sarah Huckabee is the next one. She's going to be governor.

814
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Governor of Arkansas, right? Yeah.

815
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Yeah, she's running. Yeah. And she got she's running.

816
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,000
She just got endorsed by Trump. He actually showed up at her campaign rally.

817
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Oh, really? Well, they've got a great relationship. They do.

818
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I thought she was a great press secretary. She got so much hate.

819
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Oh, God. It was awful. They body shamed her.

820
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,000
They everything they could do against women that they say they stand for women.

821
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Yeah, don't like strong women. But there you go.

822
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
There is one right in front of you. Yet you're going to tear her down.

823
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Yeah. And body chamber and this and that. And just, you know, unbelievable.

824
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Had taken like a baby scar that's been extinguished and used it for her makeup.

825
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Yeah. I mean, they were. Yeah. They're gone.

826
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
They're dog in her body, dog in her.

827
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:33,000
That event they have for the press appreciation day where they have it's like they roast the president.

828
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Right. It's the Trump never went to those.

829
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:41,000
No, he did not. But yeah. But they still performed. And that was and Huckabee was there.

830
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Oh, really? Yeah. She was sitting there and they were just this this one comedian on there.

831
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
It was just like just in front in front of her. Yeah. It's so distasteful.

832
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I mean, you're talking about the White House Correspondents.

833
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Yeah, yes, exactly. Whatever. They just saw it as a time.

834
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I can say whatever I want, not get in trouble for this.

835
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I mean, and what's sad about that is I've seen some in the past with like Ronald Reagan and other and they were and they were great.

836
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Yeah, they're fine. I mean, they were light hearted.

837
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
It was one night where it never got politically ugly.

838
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
That's what it was supposed to be. It's not like that anymore.

839
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,000
It's not like that anymore. It's like a reason to say what you can't say in a normal situation.

840
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I wonder what it's going to be like this year. I wonder if they're I wonder if they're just going to dog.

841
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Unicorns and all kinds of fun shit.

842
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000
They're all going to hold hands and sing songs. I think they're going to keep dog and Trump.

843
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
They can't let it go. They cannot let it go.

844
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I tell you what, I've been surprised how frustrated they're getting with Biden.

845
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I mean, they're challenging him on not holding press conferences.

846
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,000
They're they're challenging them on not calling the border some CGI.

847
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000
There's been some discrepancies in some of the films.

848
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Yeah, what was that doing something about his hands in front of the microphone?

849
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I never saw it. I meant to watch it, but I never watched.

850
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,000
I saw some blurbs about when he had walked out from the White House down the little thing.

851
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,000
And then they were kept saying, oh, that's a CGI. I didn't really see it.

852
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000
But then they were like, when he gets up to the microphone, his hands like my hands are here.

853
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,000
You can't see my hands. But all of a sudden, the microphone disappears.

854
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
His hands go through the microphone.

855
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000
So it was like pre-recorded and then they just overlaid it.

856
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yes. Probably like ten times to get it just right.

857
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000
So literally they say, um, his hands just went through the microphone.

858
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
I see all these tweets about it. So no one was no one saw him walk up.

859
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
So no one was probably there watching. Right.

860
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
So I don't know. It was just a podium standing there.

861
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I don't know. I haven't heard that.

862
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:45,000
But I and I meant to click on it and watch it. But maybe maybe this is it.

863
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
The producer just pulled up something.

864
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
He's walking. OK, maybe this is it. So he's walking up.

865
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,000
He's he's outside walking up to reporters and he never there to back it up.

866
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
And he never takes watch his hand. OK, hold on.

867
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Watch his hand. See where the microphones at. OK.

868
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,000
It's the fuzzy one down. Yeah. How is it? It's in front of it.

869
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Not right now. Play it again, I guess.

870
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I don't know. So he's reaching forward. Oh, see that his hands go through the microphone.

871
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:21,000
I think that microphone is fake. I don't know if he is that because that microphone doesn't look real.

872
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
That's what it was. So he's outside. He's walking down a pathway.

873
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Why would that microphone be fake? That'd be a lot easier to fake than a walking person.

874
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Because look at it, because it kind of blurs when it's moving around.

875
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,000
But OK, so he's been taking so much heat for not taking questions and not holding press conferences

876
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:44,000
that he may be talking to no one here and they they stick a microphone in that frame in the frame

877
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000
to make it look like there are reporters there, but no one's there.

878
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Dude, I think those are fake microphones. They are something instead of him being fake.

879
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
I think the microphones in the bottom are fake because the microphones that look right to me.

880
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
But they did it like you follow me here, right? Oh, yeah.

881
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I think no reporters there. I think that was him and he could have done it ten times.

882
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000
And there's to get it right. And there's no reporters there.

883
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
There's no press conference happening. He's not taking questions.

884
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,000
It was took the total bullshit setup because it would be easier to put those microphones in there

885
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:21,000
than have him coming down. Correct. So I think if anything, that's pretty obvious, guys.

886
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I would think the microphones were fake. That was very obvious.

887
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I mean, his hands went through the microphone and you don't hear anything about it.

888
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I've seen some some saying I'm seeing some news stories on it.

889
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,000
But I mean, it's it's nothing like the anti Trump, of course, of course.

890
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:41,000
But like I said, I've been surprised. They seemingly are coming coming after him a little bit.

891
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,000
So whatever. Here's the thing. I mean, what are we most fearful about?

892
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I mean, right now, right now, would you rather have him there or have him not there?

893
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Because if he's not there, who's taking over? Harris. Well, I saw a headline today. That's my point.

894
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Would you rather have her and have fucking the what's her Pelosi Pelosi's sitting bitch?

895
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:15,000
No, no, I wouldn't want either one of them. But honestly, he may not be calling any shots anyway.

896
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,000
I mean, I don't know. Having a puppet president doesn't make anybody feel good.

897
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I don't know. Yeah, it's it's not a good thing that he's got going on right now.

898
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,000
He needs and he and he scheduled a press conference and they're saying it's really strange to schedule it

899
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,000
10 days in advance or nine days in advance. They're coaching him and they're and he's preparing.

900
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,000
And I mean, it's not all your questions in line so I can know so I can have my notes.

901
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I can read so we can have the teleprompter so I can read because when he when he has to think,

902
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,000
that's when he starts. Do you see the footage where it was probably an older one when he was

903
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:56,000
hiding out in his basement, his teleprompter went down and you could see when it happens.

904
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:03,000
The look of panic and he starts stumbling and you see his hand on the other side trying to go like this,

905
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:11,000
trying to say, OK, keep it rolling. And he he just I don't think he can think quickly anymore.

906
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000
He used to. I think right now he can't. So bad.

907
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,000
It's so disappointing that we can be in this day and age and let this happen.

908
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Somebody who is not mentally capable is the president of the United.

909
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Well, he should never been president. He should never he should not have been able to run.

910
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I know. And he shouldn't have won. I mean, his family, his family should have said,

911
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I hear you know, well, you retire and be done.

912
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Because you're not going to survive it. Yeah.

913
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:45,000
And I don't I don't hate nobody either. I just don't.

914
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I actually feel sorry for him. I consider this elderly abuse, to be honest.

915
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000
I really do. I consider it to be abuse.

916
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,000
You know, who really needs to take the heat is his wife.

917
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,000
That's what I mean. His family is his family should have stopped it and they should have told him and says,

918
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000
why don't you retire? Yeah. Yeah. And spend time with us.

919
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
You're fricking 78 years old.

920
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Unbelievable. And his job is not for I mean, well, Donald Trump's going to be in the same position.

921
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
He's going to be 76. He said he may go downhill in the next four years.

922
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Yeah, that's true. Who knows? I actually thought about that. I was like, I'm he may not be.

923
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Donald Trump doesn't you know, he well, I was going to say he doesn't he doesn't he he doesn't drink.

924
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000
But that doesn't mean he's not take care of himself because I believe he is kind of fat. Right.

925
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,000
They were saying, no, I don't think he's well, he's he's what? Six, four. He's a big dude.

926
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Yeah. I mean, he's probably a little overweight.

927
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:46,000
But I mean, he's he's a big guy and he's got perfect hair. Really?

928
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
That's it. Perfect hair. He's got like even sarcasm.

929
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000
He's got like it's one perfect hair. He's just like wrapped around.

930
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000
He's got absolutely god awful hair. What do you think he looks like when he gets out of the shower?

931
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
It's very what does it look like? That would be a sought after picture.

932
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Well, there is one show there was a talk show and Jimmy Fallon.

933
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Jimmy Fallon had any he said, hey, can I can I mess your hair up? Oh, and he did.

934
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
And he. Oh, yeah. Stirred up his whole hair and. Yeah.

935
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
It's very wispy. It was like a it was like a nest.

936
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:27,000
It was like cock candy. Jimmy Fallon was messing with Trump's hair.

937
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I was kind of. Yeah. But who was the king of night? Night comedy for the longest time.

938
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Leno? No. John Letterman. John Letterman. Letterman. Yeah.

939
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Letterman. He also asked Trump if he could pull his hair to see if it was real.

940
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Oh, really? I could have sworn I watched that.

941
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Here we go. There's a there's a video of Jimmy Fallon. He's.

942
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Wow. Look at that. See, Trump is awesome.

943
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000
And then look how ugly he was with him when he became, I mean, just.

944
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Yeah, he really was. He was awful. Absolutely awful.

945
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Well, this was before he was president. This is when he was still running and when he ran or when he won.

946
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000
That's when they all they became evil to him. Yes. Yes.

947
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Well, yeah, and that let him and pulled his hair to look up Letterman and Trump.

948
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I'm almost positive he let him pull his hair to make sure because everybody thought it was a toupee.

949
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Right. That's what everybody's been saying. And I could give a shit what the president's hair is like.

950
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Exactly. Me too. Like who cares? Exactly.

951
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:35,000
You know, it's strange looking hair, but I don't give a crap. Right. You know.

952
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you. All right.

953
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Kind of move on from the political talk.

954
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
This wasn't that bad of political talk.

955
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Well, no, it wasn't. I'm sure we'll I'm sure we'll delve back into it at some point.

956
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on because Paul was pretty triggered today.

957
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:03,000
I was triggered. So, you know, it brings up all kinds of things because you're going to talk about some of your work.

958
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
And I was trying to think about all the words with white in it.

959
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Like they've got like white noise, you know, which is white noise is something that's just in the just kind of.

960
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Oh, it is like a lot of offices use it. Yeah.

961
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:26,000
If you're in an office and you're close to a bunch of people and you want to try to mask conversations,

962
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,000
you know, they put white noise. Yeah.

963
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I know what you're talking about. What are they going to call it now? Right.

964
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:39,000
I mean, and that's how this started. It was a white list, black list, white noise.

965
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:44,000
I mean, they're starting to want to change words that have no.

966
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:49,000
I mean, I don't know. It's just unbelievable to me. Yeah, it's it's.

967
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:56,000
I said this in a in the text today, I think the woke crowd feel completely empowered.

968
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Oh, they have the upper hand and they can change. They can change whatever they want now.

969
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
And they're going a thousand miles an hour. Oh, they can cancel any.

970
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,000
And no one is safe. And I think they're going to overreach. I hope so.

971
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
And I think I think they have.

972
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:14,000
And I think it's becoming apparent. And I think there's going to be a correction.

973
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,000
By who? Just people.

974
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:25,000
It's usually generational because I don't know what what generation this woke crowd generally is.

975
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Yeah. I don't know if it's millennials or Gen Z or whatever it is.

976
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Is it is it our generation? I don't know. I'm sure they're all I'm sure there's all of it in every generation.

977
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Yeah, I think there's pent up liberals in our age group.

978
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Yeah. But I think I think I think it's an overreach and they're going to get their hands slapped and it's and it's going to move back.

979
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:53,000
I mean, there have there have been instances where liberal liberal people are pushing back on cancer.

980
00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:02,000
I mean, there has canceled. Yeah, there have been people on both sides of the ideology that have been calling against cancer culture.

981
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I mean, no question about it. So so that keeps doing it then.

982
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:14,000
It's this freaking little Twitter mob. You know, these corporations are afraid that they're going to get bad press on Twitter.

983
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Who the heck reads Twitter that isn't a liberal anymore? Right. You know.

984
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:31,000
But here's what you also don't see. You don't see how many colleges or businesses where people have come forward to say, I want that canceled.

985
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000
That offends me. And they go, OK, see you. You don't ever hear that.

986
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:41,000
That doesn't make the news. No, it doesn't. So it's possible for every time we hear some bullshit about, you know, Dr.

987
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Seuss being racist, there's 40, 50, 100, 200 examples of somebody trying to cancel something and it gets no traction whatsoever.

988
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:58,000
So, you know, you just kind of have to hope for that, because otherwise the insanity, the insanity of this whole thing.

989
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Well, it's getting more insane because there's more of it. There's a there's a new way to call straight people super straight, super straight.

990
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:14,000
And they're getting bent out of shape that the straight folks are using super straight as their gender or idea.

991
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Meaning now we're not saying the default of somebody who's straight is not 100 percent straight.

992
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,000
I guess. Well, what does that mean? They have a super straight. Well, I identify as super straight.

993
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:32,000
And that means there's like there's no way I could be by. I am 100 percent a guy or a girl. I'm super straight.

994
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:42,000
And they have a little icon. They have a flag. And look, and it's the thing is, is that these these people are like, that's not a real thing.

995
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:48,000
You can't say that. And they're the Facebook and some of the other social media has pushed back on it, saying you can't call yourself that.

996
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:59,000
And it's the you can't call yourself super straight. Yeah. So it's the complete tithesis. They're not. It's like, what do you oh, I can't call myself super straight, but I could be pansexual.

997
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:05,000
You know what the fuck? Oh, I see what you're saying. They're trying to they're trying to give it a cool, a cool term.

998
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Well, I think what it is to call out the hypocrisy. Yeah, that's what they're trying to do. They're mocking.

999
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Yes. I see. OK, they're mocking all these other. But so it originated on TikTok and spread to forums like like a four channel.

1000
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:33,000
It appears that super straight can be tracked back to TikToker Collier or that Kyle Royce, who on February 21st posted a video title who is who else is super straight?

1001
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:44,000
The deleted and then TikTok made them delete it. Oh, geez. So what's offensive about the why? Why do you have to delete it?

1002
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Because it shows their hypocrisy. I don't know. They don't they they said it. I don't remember the exact verbiage.

1003
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:05,000
And again, traction and it took away from it took away from all the other nude, nude sexualities.

1004
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:16,000
You guys, I made a new sexuality now. Actually, it's called super straight. OK, since straight people are straight men as myself, I get called transphobic because I wouldn't date a trans woman.

1005
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:22,000
You know, they're like, would you date a trans woman? I'm like, no. Why? That's a female. No, like that's not a real woman to me.

1006
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Like, I want real. No, you're just transphobic. So now I'm super straight. I only date the opposite gender, women that are born women.

1007
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:38,000
So you can't say I'm transphobic now because that's just my sexuality. You know, I like it.

1008
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:43,000
I like it. No wonder it got deleted. Right. Because that is anti woke.

1009
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Because the argument is if you don't want to date a trans woman, which is a man dressed up like a woman. OK. Right.

1010
00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:00,000
You're transphobic because basically if I wore a dress and had boob implants and like, I want to date you.

1011
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:09,000
You're like, no, you're a guy with boobs. So OK. So hold on. So they are shaming straight men who will not date trans women.

1012
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Really? They're shaming them. Yes. Saying that's transphobic. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. I had not heard that. That's where that's where he came from.

1013
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Oh, yeah. No, I get it. I see where he's coming from. I didn't realize. I think it's great. I didn't realize it was a thing. It is to be. OK. Wow.

1014
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:33,000
So I talk about a lot of super straight talk about locket lack of tolerance all the way around now.

1015
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:39,000
What is the the I mean the Liberal Party is that is the party of intolerance. Yeah, but exactly.

1016
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000
And so they they want us to be tolerant of all these new sexualities and new genders.

1017
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:50,000
And then and then if we don't conform to some jacked up rules that they have.

1018
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:58,000
We they're intolerant of us. Correct. Man, what a double standard. They're intolerant of other ways of thought.

1019
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Yeah. Wow. Here's the part where Mother Nature is going to step in and just wipe us out again and flood the earth.

1020
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:15,000
I do something. I don't know. Or a pandemic. Maybe a real one.

1021
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:21,000
You know, if it were a real pandemic, we wouldn't be talking about it. We'd be dead.

1022
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:32,000
Yeah, like we're 30 percent of the earth like I mean, because look, if this was a real pandemic, the look, the masks that we buy the store

1023
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,000
that we're supposed to wear everywhere don't work. Right. They don't work.

1024
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,000
They don't block. It's a safety blanket. It's firm. It's for mental appeasement. Yeah, but it doesn't work.

1025
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:50,000
So I'm just saying if if there was a real pandemic that was really spreading and it really affected everybody like Ebola,

1026
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:59,000
then, you know, we would be dead. Yeah. Because we're all of us are guilty of being idiots and not given a shit.

1027
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000
And really, I don't give a shit because I think it's full of shit. I don't I don't believe it.

1028
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:11,000
I believe I feel bad for those folks that are getting ill with covid. And I know it's real, but some people get sick.

1029
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Some people don't. I think it would be different. Like when Ebola came, that's a scary one to me anyway.

1030
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Yeah, because they were giving you the death rates. Yeah. Somebody who got it. And it was like real.

1031
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:30,000
And it's a violent or not violent, but messy death. Basically, I think you just you bleed out inside. Yeah.

1032
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:36,000
And that's. Yeah, but the death rate, like I said, the death rate was like over fifty fifty.

1033
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Like, I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was like if you got it, you were pretty much done. Yeah.

1034
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Yeah. I mean, it's not as I don't believe it's as contagious as what this this thing is.

1035
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
But if it ever turned into it, there's always variance.

1036
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:53,000
There always seems to be others, a new variant of Ebola in the Congo Valley. Right.

1037
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:59,000
And I'm not even talking about how contagious it is. I'm talking about if you get it, you're done. Yeah.

1038
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:05,000
That type of thing. There's there's a much higher mortality rate. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah.

1039
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Did you happen to see the Rand Paul and Fossey? No, they don't see Fauci.

1040
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Thank you, Fauci. They started going at it. You know, Rand Paul went after him.

1041
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
He's a doctor. He's a doctor. Rand Paul. Really? And Fauci.

1042
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:27,000
So he was basically saying throwing out all these studies about you see about antibodies,

1043
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:34,000
whether from the if you got antibodies from the virus vaccine or antibodies naturally from the virus,

1044
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:42,000
then, you know, there's no studies to say that you can give it to anybody. Right.

1045
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,000
And he says, and you've been vaccinated, Fauci or whatever.

1046
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,000
And so why are you wearing a mask? Like, what's the point of you wearing two masks? Right.

1047
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Like you went after him and he goes, it's all for theater. It's all for show.

1048
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:59,000
So he was like, it's not for show. And they got into it. I was like, damn, it was good.

1049
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,000
It was a good little exchange. Good drama. Some good drama.

1050
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,000
See if you can actually pull it up. I don't know what the hell this is. Well, this is a commercial.

1051
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
You got to wait for the commercial to play. Yeah, we can't afford until we get bourbon makers

1052
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:16,000
to start supplementing the show. We can't buy the subscriptions without the commercials.

1053
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000
So this is Senator Murray who. Well, this is eight minutes.

1054
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:23,000
So I don't know if we want to watch all this. No, we don't. But we definitely want to.

1055
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Yeah, but just yes. Severe disease. Go even further.

1056
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Go towards the middle. Yeah. See what happens. He's just going after him here.

1057
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,000
I kept saying the same thing over and over again. They found that people who were infected

1058
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:41,000
with wild type and were exposed to the variant in South Africa, the 351,

1059
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:46,000
it was as if they had never been infected before. They had no protection.

1060
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:51,000
So when you talk about reinfection, you've got to make sure you're talking about wild type.

1061
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:56,000
I agree with you. Wild type. Yeah. I mean the variant.

1062
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,000
For at least six months, if you're infected, there's all kind of country now.

1063
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
A variant. Here's your info.

1064
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Significant reinfection. What study shows significant reinfection, hospitalization and death

1065
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,000
after either natural infection or the vaccine? It doesn't exist.

1066
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:17,000
There is no evidence that there are significant reinfections after a vaccine.

1067
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:24,000
In fact, I don't think we have a hospitalization in the United States after the two week period after the second vaccination.

1068
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:29,000
You have a death in the United States. You're not hearing what I'm saying about variants.

1069
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
We're talking about wild type versus variants.

1070
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
They get a little testy with each other.

1071
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:40,000
What proof is there that there are significant reinfections with hospitalizations and death from the variants?

1072
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:46,000
None in our country. Zero. Well, because we don't have a prevalent of a variant yet.

1073
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:51,000
We're having one. Can I finish? We're having 117 that's becoming more dominant.

1074
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,000
You're making policy based on conjecture. It's so true.

1075
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
It isn't based on conjecture.

1076
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,000
You're going to get variants, so you want people to wear a mask for another couple of years.

1077
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,000
No. You've been vaccinated and you parade around in two masks for show.

1078
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:09,000
No. You can't get it again. There's virtually zero percent chance you're going to get it,

1079
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000
and yet you're telling people that have had the vaccine, who have immunity.

1080
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,000
You're defying everything we know about immunity by telling people to wear a mask to have been vaccinated.

1081
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Instead, you should be saying there is no science to say we're going to have a problem from the large number of people who have been vaccinated.

1082
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:28,000
You want to get rid of vaccine hesitancy? Tell them they can wear their mask after they get the vaccine.

1083
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:36,000
You want people to get the vaccine? Give them a reward instead of telling them that the nanny state's going to be there for three more years and you've got to wear a mask forever.

1084
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
People don't want to hear it. There's no science behind it.

1085
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Well, let me just state that masks are not theater. Masks are protective.

1086
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:50,000
And we have immunity there, theater. If you already have immunity, you're wearing a mask to give comfort to others.

1087
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:56,000
You're not wearing a mask. That's what I say. Yeah, no, me too. You're giving comfort to others.

1088
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:03,000
So there's a colleague of mine had to hit double vaccines and then two weeks later got the virus.

1089
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Well, it takes a while for it to start working, actually. Just like the flu vaccine.

1090
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:14,000
You can get the flu shot every year, and it takes several weeks for it to start working. You can catch the flu in the meantime.

1091
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:23,000
Yeah, so I got instant. I got past this this video of somebody who like apparently knew their shit about vaccines, right?

1092
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:28,000
All vaccines, including this one. And she broke it down exactly what it does.

1093
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:36,000
You're like, oh, yeah, she's she is. Mumps. She knows exactly what all those vaccines, how they're how they're made, how they work. Herpes.

1094
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:41,000
And she was. Yeah, I don't think this one. Herpes. Yeah, I got it.

1095
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:45,000
But I don't know if it's a vaccine for that or not. I don't know. Yeah, there is not.

1096
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Well, there's all kinds of anyway. So she was describing how how two of the three vaccines work, right?

1097
01:03:50,000 --> 01:04:00,000
They all three end up doing the same thing, which is creating some sort of spike protein that attaches to all the cells in your body that that like is looking out for the coronavirus, right?

1098
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:07,000
But what the, you know, rotovirus, I mean, because there's like a family of them, right? Anyway, it's horrifying.

1099
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:16,000
When I watched that video, I was already like thinking I want to let this play out before I go get a vaccine man after watching that video.

1100
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:23,000
And it was it was legit. It wasn't some kook or crazy person that was with no credibility.

1101
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I was like, damn, I'm definitely I'm going to wait. Yeah. My wife has gotten her first one.

1102
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Has she? Yeah. OK. She's your wife can get get hers as well. Because one what wife? Yeah.

1103
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Yeah. Which wife? The third wife got it. Yes. No. Which vaccine?

1104
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,000
The one where you get to its her little little cards hang up on the fridge downstairs.

1105
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Two of them take to the Johnson and Johnson is one the Madonna, Moderna and the other one is Pfizer.

1106
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:02,000
I think it is Pfizer. I think we'll look at it when we do halftime. Interesting. Because her cards downstairs and she she feels OK.

1107
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Yeah, she felt fine. Her arm was really sore the next day. Right.

1108
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Just like when you get a flu shot, it hurts. I've never done the flu shot. Her arm. I get it every year. Yeah.

1109
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:17,000
I know you've never but you had the flu this last year, I think.

1110
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:23,000
And I knocked your ass out. I think when you were so sick and you were down for like a week or more.

1111
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,000
Well, I mean, I do remember being ill.

1112
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,000
You were up here and you're like, I'm done. And you left.

1113
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:36,000
That was that was at the beginning of it. And then another four or five days after that, you're hard to say why, though.

1114
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:40,000
I mean, yeah, it could have been the fifth of Jack could have been.

1115
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:46,000
But it's just it's just, you know, I just don't think it's worth it.

1116
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:50,000
I mean, if you're going to get sick, get, you know, for, you know, four or five days.

1117
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:55,000
I mean, is that why we're taking the flu can kill you just like COVID can.

1118
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:00,000
It does every year. The flu kills hundreds, I don't know, about hundreds, but worldwide hundreds of thousands of people.

1119
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Well, unless the coronavirus comes along, then the flu doesn't kill anybody.

1120
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,000
It's non-existent. Yeah, it's completely eradicated.

1121
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,000
So you get the flu now and you would never die from it.

1122
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:14,000
No, you'd never get it. That's true. You're not you can't even get the flu now. Right. Yeah. Right.

1123
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,000
It's outrageous. Yeah. So the flu kills just like the corona does.

1124
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,000
It does. It's all like 20,000 people.

1125
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Now, it's so frustrating.

1126
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Yeah, it's like 60 something thousand every year in the United States. Yeah.

1127
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.

1128
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000
The flu has been cured. It got cured. Conspiracy. Yeah.

1129
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Yeah. And then they try to say, well, it might be because of the social distancing and the mask.

1130
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Shut the fuck up. It is not. You're calling everything that's influenza.

1131
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
You're calling it COVID. Yeah.

1132
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,000
I think they're very similar. It's just so crazy because I'm the expert.

1133
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:54,000
I'm a scientist. This honestly, you know, when you talked about conspiracies throughout the world, you know, like throughout history.

1134
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Right. This is the single biggest conspiracy of of all of human history.

1135
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:05,000
I believe that. And I don't mean that that and Trump and I don't mean I don't mean that it's a hoax.

1136
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
It is not a hoax. Canada, the assassination.

1137
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:15,000
But what they have attributed to it, what they've done to like, you know, mitigate it.

1138
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:22,000
You know, everything surrounding this virus has been the biggest conspiracy in human history.

1139
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,000
I honestly believe that. China's response.

1140
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Yeah. China's response. China's ways in which they were able to mend the country.

1141
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:37,000
I mean, I know they had folks out in the middle of the streets scrubbing, you know, the huge campaign.

1142
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:41,000
Yeah, but you have to have everything you hear out of there because you don't know if it's real.

1143
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:45,000
This is what I'm saying. That's more conspiracy. I'm adding all of that to this story.

1144
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,000
That's kind of my Chinese story. Chinese population is so saturated.

1145
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:55,000
And how does that country just not blown up? It may have. It may have.

1146
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Yeah, it's just the news doesn't come out of there. Yeah.

1147
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:02,000
It's a communist country. They control everything. They tell you what they want you to hear.

1148
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:06,000
It could be it could be 100 percent on fire over there and you wouldn't really know.

1149
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:12,000
And then they were pushing their vaccines. It's like, not only did the virus escape from your virology lab.

1150
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Here's here's my opinion. Here's my what do they call it? Conspiracy theory.

1151
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Our thoughts and opinions don't necessarily reflect the thoughts and opinions of our the hosts.

1152
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:27,000
That we're just trying to sell. Thank you for that. We're just trying to sell the vaccine.

1153
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:32,000
I think we're just trying to sell the vaccine. The vaccine costs 15, 20 bucks apiece.

1154
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:38,000
And you've got, you know, five hundred million people that are getting it. Yeah.

1155
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,000
Who profits from that? Oh, the pharmaceuticals are making out like bandits on.

1156
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:48,000
So I think that's and now they're saying you're going to have to get every year just like the flu shot.

1157
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Well, I when I went in for imagine that the entire country, they don't know getting a vaccine every year.

1158
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:58,000
They don't know this yet because I asked my isn't that scary that they don't know.

1159
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:05,000
I asked my doctor two weeks ago when I got my physical before my surgery, I asked because we I said, can you do the antibody test?

1160
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Because I had two people at the same time have covid my house and I never got sick.

1161
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:13,000
But I want to know it's just peace of mind that I actually get it. Yes or no. Sure.

1162
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000
Came back negative. I did not have the antibodies.

1163
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:24,000
But I and I also asked her, I was like, if if I get covid or if I get the vaccine, do I have to get this every year like a flu shot?

1164
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000
She goes, that's the tricky part. We don't know yet. We don't know yet.

1165
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:32,000
I mean, how how crazy is that that they don't know? Yeah.

1166
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:41,000
When they made the polio vaccine and the mumps vaccine, all those other ones, I'm pretty sure they weren't like, yeah, we're not sure yet.

1167
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:47,000
I don't know. I mean, when your body creates the antibodies, it's in it's in your DNA record.

1168
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:53,000
I mean, not your your immune system, right? It knows what it is. And it's that's forever.

1169
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Right. You know what I mean? Yep. I mean, that's this bullshit, man.

1170
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it. You know, but the reason you have to get a flu shot every year is because there's different variants every year.

1171
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Right. This is the same flu does not come around every year.

1172
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:13,000
So you have to get different vaccinations. So this vaccination is for covid-19.

1173
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:17,000
When covid-20 comes out, you have to get a different vaccine.

1174
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,000
This is a cash cow for pharmaceutical companies forever.

1175
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:26,000
So I think I think that's what they're talking about. These variances. That's just like the flu.

1176
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:33,000
There's they and it's a educated guess on when they say we're going to make this flu vaccine.

1177
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:39,000
They're guessing which variant is going to be the one that hits this year. Right.

1178
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:45,000
And they make hundreds of millions of it. That's why I don't take it. And they can be wrong.

1179
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:53,000
Yeah, I don't take it. I don't take it. I mean, I mean, my job may force me, but I mean, I don't know.

1180
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:59,000
See, and that's my that's my concern. So I'm I'm calling this decliners, right? The decliners.

1181
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:08,000
So if I mean, they are going to be brutalized, the people that decline the vaccine, you're not going to be able to fly.

1182
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,000
You're not going to be able to get on public transportation. That's right. You're not going to be able to.

1183
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,000
I mean, there's going to be jobs. Like you said, the government, you can't work for the federal government if you don't have proof.

1184
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:24,000
I mean, they are going to brutalize the decliners. I mean, I think there's going to come a point where you're going to on your driver's license.

1185
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Just like now we all have to get your driver's license at the gold star on it. Right. By the end of either this year or next year. Right.

1186
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:37,000
What's the gold star for? That means you're cleared for travel, air travel, and you have to have it on your license.

1187
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Otherwise, you can't fly it. Some background check or something. Or what does that mean?

1188
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:47,000
I don't know. It's a gold star on your license. So even though mine doesn't expire for two years, I have to go get one.

1189
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:52,000
Because if I ever want to fly anywhere and it doesn't have it on there, they won't let you on the plane. Starting when?

1190
01:11:52,000 --> 01:12:00,000
They've kicked it back because of COVID. Pushed everything back and all those DMV shutdown. So I don't know when it's. Yeah. See the gold star.

1191
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:09,000
I see it. It's real ID compliant. So it's already started. Oh, yeah. Do I have one? Or is it? How long ago did you get your license? A couple of years.

1192
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:17,000
No. Yeah. But what is real ID compliant mean? Yeah. Scroll down and find out what real ID compliant.

1193
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:23,000
You do not need a real ID to vote, purchase alcohol, access households, visit the Post Office. So to fly and to do shit like that.

1194
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Hold on. You do not need a real ID to vote? You don't even need a. No, the star. You don't even need a driver's license to vote. Yeah, I know.

1195
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Don't get me started on that. So if you want to see, you need to have in order to fly. Starting October 1st. Or enter a federal facility that require an ID.

1196
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,000
OK, but like a courthouse. Yeah. How do you get it? What do you have to do to get it? You have to go get a new license.

1197
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:54,000
And they do something different? I don't know. I haven't done it yet, but you have to get it done. Here we go. Here we go.

1198
01:12:54,000 --> 01:13:05,000
It requires all of this information. Gender. To be real ID compliant, you have to have the full legal name, signature, date of birth, gender and unique identifying number.

1199
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:14,000
I pick six. That's you. That's my. That's mine, dude. No, I'm being serious. Six is what I chose. You can't be that too. I'm lucky.

1200
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:21,000
Number seven. Oh, that would have been a good one, too. Yeah, that's me. You guys are so clever. So you can be 11.

1201
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:26,000
So if you if you want 300 million people. No, I'm six.

1202
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:36,000
I was first. Is number six already taken? Yes, sir. It is five. The top ten are taken.

1203
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:44,000
Full legal name, signature, date of birth, gender. So how are they male and female or is it going to be like eight thousand genders on there?

1204
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:49,000
You can be anything you want. I'm dog. It better really.

1205
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:57,000
What's the one they keep using Apache attack helicopter as a gender? Oh, that's bad. That's what I am.

1206
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:03,000
I want to be pan Apache. This has to happen. And when does it go into place for Texas?

1207
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Look that up, because I know it got pushed back. I wonder why they're doing it.

1208
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:14,000
Do they want to capture your gender? I don't know. But it's if you ever want to travel on planes, you have to have it.

1209
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:19,000
Like when we went out to Tahoe, Sean, if you wouldn't have had it or if none of us we wouldn't be able to get on the plane.

1210
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:24,000
All right. So it's various immigration issues related to to terrorism.

1211
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:30,000
So this is an anti terrorism effort. Yeah.

1212
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:35,000
Extending enforcement deadline. So October of this year, October 21st.

1213
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:41,000
So if you want to travel after that, you should up a ship. Correct.

1214
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:46,000
And that may change, too. So maybe push back again.

1215
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:53,000
So gold star, baby. There you go. Do you really? And I'm number six.

1216
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:57,000
I do not have one. Suck on that. I'm already a gold star.

1217
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:08,000
You don't worry about it. But what led me into this is I bet there's going to be a green check or something like that on your license for the vaccination producer has gold star, too.

1218
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:13,000
I've got a gold star. Oh, so you might not have passed the check.

1219
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:20,000
My license may have been old enough. No, I think I think I think they told you you can't qualify for the gold star.

1220
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,000
I'm going to have to look at my license now. Maybe it's been going on long enough.

1221
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:28,000
But well, the anyway, you guys don't worry about it, bitches.

1222
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:35,000
I have I have a God bless a concealed handgun license. Oh, so you're one of those people.

1223
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Well, I'm wondering if if because I because I got that license, I had to do a bunch of background checks.

1224
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:47,000
So when did you get your license last? When was that issued?

1225
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:53,000
They just told you what information you have to give them to get the gold stars.

1226
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:57,000
You don't have to be an ex-Navy SEAL with a concealed handgun permit.

1227
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:02,000
No, I wasn't saying that. Well, you know, maybe because I know how to handle a gun.

1228
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:08,000
What? Since 2018, is that the issue date? I don't know. I don't know either.

1229
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,000
What the hell? So anyway, I want to look at mine.

1230
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:17,000
I am hopeful that I don't have to do it and then turn around a year later and frickin renew my license.

1231
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:21,000
Well, maybe it resets or you're going to have to get a green star to say that you've got the vaccine.

1232
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,000
Well, that's what I mean. Is there going to be another star on your license?

1233
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,000
I do. I could put money on it or got to wear armbands.

1234
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,000
And then what do you mean? Can I sue if I don't want to take the vaccine

1235
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,000
and they won't let me fly to Europe? I should be able to sue.

1236
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,000
That is a violation of my civil rights.

1237
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Well, different countries may have different requirements.

1238
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,000
So you're like, OK, fine, I want to go to Hawaii.

1239
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,000
OK, Hawaii is part of the United States. That's right.

1240
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:50,000
But if they don't let me fly to Hawaii, that's a violation of my civil rights.

1241
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,000
You would think. You would think.

1242
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Well, is flight a civil right? Yeah, I think so.

1243
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,000
It also could do with maybe the airline.

1244
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:07,000
You may have some airlines that will say, hey, look, we're going to honor unstarred licensing.

1245
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,000
I doubt it. I don't know. And make them wear a triple mask.

1246
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:16,000
I mean, think about some of the like there was something in the news about a bus line that say, hey, man,

1247
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:20,000
look, we need to have some covid tests prior to being on the bus. Yeah.

1248
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,000
So I mean, it's kind of the same thing that I've heard of that that bus line.

1249
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:30,000
So what is the star is the star insinuating that you've been checked or I guess what is the same background checked?

1250
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
I guess that's what we were looking for. What does that star mean?

1251
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:37,000
No, no, it just means you provided those five pieces of data when you renewed your driver's license.

1252
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:42,000
That's it. It was no background check.

1253
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:47,000
I don't know. I don't know. But I think there's going to be something similar to that, whether it's a year or two years.

1254
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:54,000
There's going to be something that says I've been covid vaccinated. Green Star Green Check Green Step up to the plate, sir.

1255
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:59,000
Green Seed. We're going to do an anal swab. Yeah. Here's your here's your brown star.

1256
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:03,000
That's the only way they'll let you on the plane is you have to right there.

1257
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:09,000
Get an anal swab if you don't have it checked. I think that's what's going to happen.

1258
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Yeah. And you know what? Here's the thing. They're going to shame the decline.

1259
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,000
They're going to shame them. They're already doing it.

1260
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:25,000
If you if you don't trust the virus, the vaccine, they're already saying you're supposed to do it for your community.

1261
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:29,000
There's a family black and you may be able to get together.

1262
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:37,000
Daytime host that's she's a there's a black personality for the daytime show.

1263
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:45,000
God bless it. The view. Joy. No, no, no, she's black and she's got a show. She's got her own show.

1264
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:52,000
And she says, I'm not getting Oprah. No, she's a tall black woman and she has a date.

1265
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:57,000
She's a Monday through Friday. Tyra Banks. Queen Latifah. No, I thought for sure.

1266
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:01,000
It was Tyra Banks. Tiramisu. Anyway, she will tie the Tyra Banks.

1267
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:04,000
But she said she'd not taken it. She said she's not taking it.

1268
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:10,000
And she said Montel Williams tells all of her viewers, the viewers that, you know, I'm not taking it.

1269
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:13,000
I've seen that. Why do I need to take the why do I get the vaccine?

1270
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,000
No, that's not her. No, that's not it. But good for her. Whoever this person is.

1271
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:21,000
What was her name? Put in daytime shows, black women daytime shows.

1272
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:26,000
I saw a stupid tech talk of her belching and shitting herself. Cardi B.

1273
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Could be. Could be. Oh, that's not her. Why? I thought that's who you were talking about.

1274
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,000
Bula. What's her last name? She's a tall woman.

1275
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:43,000
She used to be an air personality talk radio show host. There she is right there. Yeah, right there.

1276
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,000
That's her face. That's her. I don't know what her name is.

1277
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Her name? Wendy Williams. Yeah, Wendy Williams.

1278
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Well, good for her. What courage. Yeah. And if you were able to pull up that video clip of her, but you know, she was basically saying, you know, there's there's.

1279
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:04,000
So if I get this, there's no there's no recourse. There's there's nothing to say that I'm not going to get it. Right.

1280
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:10,000
And I have to get it every single year right now. But they're just so they're saying that that was taking it.

1281
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:16,000
That's what scared me about the person that was talking about the virus, like the details of what happens.

1282
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:23,000
They say once you take this virus, there's no going back. Like you can't your body's not going to be the same, so to speak.

1283
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:28,000
But yeah, once these you mean once you get the vaccine or once you get the virus. I'm sorry.

1284
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,000
The the vaccine, the vaccine. Why don't you mean it's a bad thing?

1285
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,000
Well, they're saying it's a writer that that was the point she was making.

1286
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:39,000
She goes, you know, we don't know. Well, that's the thing. That's where I that's why I'm kind of hesitant to think.

1287
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:45,000
I was like, I want to kind of see a little longer term what they're insinuating that it's it rewrites your DNA.

1288
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:52,000
So so if I'm young, 20 years old before I'm having kids, it's altering my DNA. Right. My little swimmers.

1289
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:56,000
My wife has it. That's not your DNA. And they're sure it is.

1290
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:03,000
Everything in your body is your DNA. Well, his DNA, your sperm, your sperm is your DNA.

1291
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:09,000
OK. And is it going to affect the children of the future in some way?

1292
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,000
That's what I'm saying. Will they come out with horns or something?

1293
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:16,000
And they have came out. They came out and said it does not affect your DNA in any way.

1294
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:21,000
And I'm like, OK, well, who's telling the truth here? Because I'm hearing it does. Right.

1295
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,000
So I don't know, man. I mean, it may not do anything. Yeah. OK. Maybe it is.

1296
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,000
Is your microphone not working, producer? What do you need?

1297
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,000
He's just saying can I just state and state it for just a second?

1298
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,000
So you guys are talking about coronavirus. Yeah.

1299
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:40,000
So you just some people are saying a vaccine does not alternate your DNA.

1300
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:46,000
They're saying it does not change your DNA. It does not. Right. But others say it does.

1301
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,000
And then there's others that that say it does. Yeah.

1302
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:56,000
So let's look up how does how does a white blood cell. Find a virus in a body.

1303
01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:00,000
Hunted down. But you know, it's like elk hunting.

1304
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:07,000
So they're successful. You're not. Yeah. Well, it's it's like the I think it's a mythical creature.

1305
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:15,000
To be honest. OK. A real quick cells release of inflammatory molecules called chemokines.

1306
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:19,000
Chemokines. Chemokines. Well, I don't think that's going to be the CH.

1307
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,000
Chemokines. Chemokines. Chemokines.

1308
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:27,000
Which in turn summon more immune cells that target and kill the virus infected, leaving a stew of flu.

1309
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:30,000
OK, that's just how it kills it. Right. But where does it put this?

1310
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:35,000
Oh, dude, where does it? Where do you think it puts this store knowledge? Yeah.

1311
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,000
That's a good point. Take that in for your mind.

1312
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:40,000
Where do you think it's putting the store knowledge to know what to do?

1313
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:45,000
What? Right. What is what is a cell made out of?

1314
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:49,000
It's it's it's instructions are organelles. Cells are made of organelles.

1315
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:53,000
Yes. And in what in a big circle inside the cells, the nucleus, obviously.

1316
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,000
If you if you've took sixth grade biology, I'm pretty sure everyone knows this.

1317
01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:03,000
And everyone knows the nucleus, DNA and RNA, DNA is inside the nucleus and created inside the nucleus.

1318
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,000
Nucleolus, nucleolus, I don't know how to pronounce it.

1319
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:09,000
Nuclei. It's a smaller circle inside the nucleus. Nucleoid.

1320
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,000
And like the like the Herculoids.

1321
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,000
RNA is transferred in between each cell. Yeah.

1322
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,000
Triceratops shooting. Triceratops.

1323
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:19,000
They store that information inside the DNA. I know.

1324
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,000
It's the instructions of what to do.

1325
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:24,000
They store it in there. So like, hey, we see this one before.

1326
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:28,000
We've made note. Get out of here.

1327
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:32,000
So to say a vaccine doesn't change your DNA. I know. I know.

1328
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:36,000
It's great. I find that I find that one a bit hard to believe.

1329
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:42,000
So like I said, we may not know for a year or so until new kids are born. Right.

1330
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:47,000
If they say it alters DNA, but it may not may alter it, but it may not affect anything.

1331
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,000
Even if it doesn't, could create a third eye.

1332
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:56,000
We don't know if it if it creates autoimmune autoimmune disease.

1333
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:01,000
I mean, the body may turn on itself because it's finding these spike proteins attached to all of its cells.

1334
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,000
I don't know. And it starts killing you.

1335
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,000
It starts killing itself. That'd be interesting.

1336
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,000
No, that's what an autoimmune disease is. That's what leukemia is.

1337
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:15,000
That's what cancer is. I mean, well, not exactly cancer, but I mean, there's a ton of autoimmune diseases, right?

1338
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,000
Yeah. And it's the body attacking itself.

1339
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:24,000
Lupus. Yeah. I mean, we don't know if the body's going to start attacking itself after a year, after six months.

1340
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:30,000
And here we go. People are lining up by the millions, the millions to take this thing.

1341
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:34,000
And it's never we've never had a vaccine like this before ever.

1342
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:38,000
A bunch of sheep. I don't know, man. Scares the shit out of me.

1343
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,000
That's good. Shut up, everybody. I mean, they scared.

1344
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:44,000
If those people that are lining up, they're scared that they're going to get they're going to die of covid.

1345
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,000
And they're reaching out. Yeah, they're scared to death.

1346
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,000
And some people are dying from the vaccine. Yeah.

1347
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:55,000
Imagine that. God bless. Yeah. Getting deathly sick. Maybe my mom dropped dead. That was the story.

1348
01:24:55,000 --> 01:25:06,000
Mom dropped dead. Yeah, there was a thing of the vaccine. You know, and they were always saying, you know, so like the Hagler, the Marvin Hagler, the boxer, he died after taking the vaccine.

1349
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:15,000
And, you know, they immediately said, well, you know, we can't be sure if it wasn't an underlying condition or, you know, they always have a they're so easy to slough off.

1350
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:20,000
Right. Right. But then I'm reading the story about a thirty nine year old mother of two.

1351
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:26,000
She is completely healthy. She is completely, completely healthy. Right.

1352
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:31,000
And she dies right away. She dies of liver failure. That was Sean's colon. I know.

1353
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:38,000
So she dies of liver failure within days of taking the vaccine and her father. Her father is like healthy as a horse.

1354
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:43,000
She was as healthy as a horse. Paul, shut up for a second. I'm going to I'm going to pour this bottle.

1355
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:52,000
This is a I've got bourbon whiskey, giant ninety five. It was a gift and it's OK.

1356
01:25:52,000 --> 01:26:03,000
So I'm going to pour it. It's very satisfying. Hold on.

1357
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:08,000
Oh, it's the neck. This is the one that you said, I don't need to finish this. What does Paul think?

1358
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:13,000
No, this is no, this is different. No, it isn't. No, this one. This one's different.

1359
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:17,000
It isn't at all. OK, I'll go ahead and try it. Here we go. Ready? This is the one that people like.

1360
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:22,000
You may like it. Put the glass down and walked away. This will cure your color. Here's the nose.

1361
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:30,000
This is the vaccine. What's it smell like? It's very high in corn.

1362
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:34,000
It when it starts to shrill your nose hairs when you're when you're taking a whiff of it.

1363
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:44,000
Right. So I think it's like 90 corn and eight rye and two barley.

1364
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:50,000
What do you think? He's gagging over there. All right. We need something out of it.

1365
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:58,000
It's not it's not horrendous. It had a very strange taste before the before it overpowered my nostrils in my in my palate.

1366
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:04,000
It's got I want to say I just think of corn. I think it's very oaky.

1367
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:10,000
Reminds me what I tasted was life cereal. I kid you not. I got to try it again here.

1368
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:16,000
Life cereal is that the stuff that Mike, you like it. Hey, Mike, I like it.

1369
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:21,000
I swear. I swear to you, I taste life cereal. So that is completely coincidence.

1370
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:28,000
And the whole Mikey likes it. Right. Yeah. It's not Paul. He likes it. It's not horrible.

1371
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:32,000
Well, for me, it just it's not it's not just a snitch.

1372
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:41,000
Maybe maybe since we're down on the shoulder, I mean, it's not as good as Backstreet, but maybe it's improved.

1373
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:45,000
All right. All right. We're hearing the music. It's it's halftime.

1374
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:51,000
Oh, God. When we come back from the from the intermission, we're going to be like, it wasn't bad at all.

1375
01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,000
We've got some good stories coming up. We do. Yeah, we do.

1376
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:59,000
Well, I've got some some boomers are going to get we're going to laugh on the next. Oh, good.

1377
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:03,000
All right. We covered we covered some some politics today. We did.

1378
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,000
We'll try to stay away from the second half. But if we do, it's OK to cover that. Yeah.

1379
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:12,000
Well, it wasn't an inflammatory stuff. It's just stuff that stands out for everyday things.

1380
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:18,000
A lot of the inflammatory politics shit we were hitting on before was smells like cheese.

1381
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,000
All right. Well, listen, hey, stick around for the next podcast, guys.

1382
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,000
We're going to we're going to share some stories. Yeah.

1383
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,000
Sean's going to share some stories. And usually they're pretty good.

1384
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:54,000
Usually we'll find out. All right. All right.

