Thank you.
Ah, yes.
May I tell you what?
I am super excited to be able to refresh our inventory of Ying Ling.
Yeah, welcome back from Louisiana, sir.
From Weezy.
It was a very filled trip back and forth.
It wasn't so much Louisiana.
It was the process getting to Louisiana, around Louisiana, and back to Dallas.
All in one day.
It was two days, but it was a nonstop joyride.
Didn't you have to like piss out the window?
What?
You like lifted your butt up and like stuck your dick outside the window because you had to urinate so bad and went on the side of the van.
While he's driving?
Actually, I did, but that's not completely true.
You put it on cruise control?
Just visualized it.
No, what?
He's all sideways in his seat.
That's a horrible visual.
I had to take my shoe off and my socks so that my big toe could wrap around the steering wheel.
It was going like 75, so the wind caught it, so it was like a...
Okay.
Do we need to start over?
No, actually what happened is it is true.
I had to go to the bathroom and I did it in the middle of the highway, in one of the lanes.
Right.
You stopped the car and skid in the middle of the street and peed on it.
Man, I'll tell you, it was...
Well, first of all, I was already stopped because it was traffic.
What did they call that? Gridlock?
There was nothing moving.
No, you did not get out of your car in traffic and peed on the road in front of everybody.
I did. I absolutely did.
I opened my door up, I faced my back towards the cars behind me, and I peed in front of me under the rental.
So the splashage probably got up on the door somewhere.
Well...
His door was open or closed?
The door was open.
So he was peeing toward the door.
He was peeing on the driver's seat.
So you know there is a splashage that the next users are not going to know about, but they're going to sense?
This is insane.
No, no, no.
Who does this?
I'm really... I've got a fantastic aim.
Really? My little pea shooter.
Once it hits the asphalt, it's anyone's game on where that's going to go.
Yeah, but by the time it hit the asphalt, it was literally under the van.
So you have a very fine-tuned stream.
Well, it comes out...
It was probably so forceful.
It comes out real robust, though. It's like a very thick stream. That's why...
It's a good cord.
It's like a... It's hard to describe. Like a straw.
Just like... Just a column coming out.
See, I think I have some sort of deformity. Mine comes out like a fan.
It goes everywhere.
I mean, what the fuck? It goes everywhere.
I know, right?
A fan.
It would be crazy to have to do that.
It's like a mister.
You're in a rush.
It's like a sprinkler.
So if you get hot outside, you just kind of do this and you mist yourself?
No, I don't pee on myself.
Hold on. Let's back up the story a little bit.
That's a really strange question you asked.
I'm on my way back to Dallas.
And I'm in like really...
A fan.
Eastern Monroe, Louisiana.
And I fill up the tank.
And I'm like, I'm going to make it all the way to Dallas on one tank.
And I was like, that's kind of cool.
So that was the goal.
And then you know how you get that goal in your head.
Just like, I'm going to fucking make it. I'm going to fucking make it.
Well, as I turned from Highway 80...
From 20 to 80, whatever the fuck they are, and 80 turns to 635 north.
That little transition there was dead.
It always is.
No, it's not.
It's not that bad, but it's always backed up.
Well, I've never really had a problem.
Or maybe it's the 30. It's the 30. I don't know. I don't give a shit.
I've never had a problem.
You're saying it was so backed up that you got out of the car.
Dude, it was... We had stopped.
I mean, we had stopped for minutes.
Minutes. You pull forward 10 feet to stop.
And you just stop.
I was just like sitting there.
I had to pee. I was running out of gas.
You know you're on TikTok right now.
Probably.
That's what I'm saying. Who does that?
Along with the other folks that were out there stuck.
I mean, literally, my time for getting home started off at like 10, 20.
And so that delay... I didn't get home until what? 11, 40?
Wow.
So that was over an hour in that little area.
I had to pee, man. Sorry.
Due to that or...
I don't give a shit.
I've peed in a water bottle before.
But I haven't gotten out of the car and like peed in public.
How do you manage that with a fan?
Well, you kind of have to...
Fan dispersion system.
Well, you got to angle it and kind of be kind of careful.
No, I've peed in a water bottle before,
but I had to literally cut off the top of the water bottle.
Yeah.
So I could lay my penis kind of in the bottle a little bit.
Good Lord.
I'm trying to...
I'm actually thinking it was like a metal bottle.
Oh, why would you do that in a metal bottle?
Because I had to go and I was stuck in traffic like you were.
Huh.
You just pull to the side of the road and go.
You know what biggest fear of having to pee?
Because I'm sure dudes like us have had to pee while driving.
And they, for some reason, I don't know if it was a rational one or not,
couldn't pull over.
Maybe it was by choice or...
But they were just like, I can't because the logistics just don't.
That's what I'm saying.
I was in a traffic jam.
I was going to do what you did.
So have you ever filled up your container
and were like trying to pump the brakes on your urine flow?
I have never urinated into a vessel while driving or...
Or stopped.
I was stopped on a highway.
It wasn't like it was moving.
I would pull off on the side of the road and do that.
Hmm.
Very interesting.
I'm thinking of...
I may go to Home Depot and I may buy some two inch PVC pipe.
You make an emergency urine.
I'm going to make a urinal.
I'm going to make a little catheter.
They sell those.
A mobile urinal?
Yeah, they sell those.
I don't.
Yeah, they do.
What the hell?
Like, Paul, no, they do not.
Yeah, they do.
They travel urinals.
Well, not for like for use in the car.
Yes, they do.
Travel urinals.
All right.
Look it up, Mr. Producer.
Yes, they do.
Travel pee packs?
Pee packs?
I don't know if that's going to...
Travel urinals may work better.
What happened with pee packs?
Where did you go there?
I don't know.
Yeah.
So they do.
The ones I saw were red.
Oh, there you go.
See?
Whoa.
That's a female.
Was that...
Okay.
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on there.
That's very suspect.
Click on it, though.
So he pulls up the...
The C travel pee packs for peeing, and then it's got the little images there.
Portable travel, male, female.
And then one of them is this lady with this miniskirt on with her legs spread, and she's
got this cylinder thing.
Is that for women?
It says male and female.
Yeah, it's a portable travel reusable camping...
It says high quality male and female emergency urine.
Bow weight portable travel female reusable camping.
What, though?
What is that called?
It's like an accordion style filling bladder.
So you just kind of pop more things out the more you have to urinate?
Yeah, if it starts to overflow, you just...
That's exactly what it sounds like.
That's exactly what it sounds like, I bet.
In the meantime, every time you do it, it's popping out the top.
Except you're really doing...
You're peeing, and you're going goop, goop, goop, goop, goop, because you're not doing
it all at once.
Right, you're not just going to do the accordion all at once.
Yeah, you're kind of gauging it as you go.
Right.
Wow.
That wasn't on the topic list, was it?
Yeah, so, but, again, nudity and public decency laws, you're not allowed to pee in your car?
Is that what they're saying?
You're not allowed to get out of your car and pee.
Well, no, this is California that's known to cause cancer.
Peeing outside?
Peeing in your car and into bottles.
Oh, California.
BPA.
Good Lord.
The only time I've done that, though, I was leaving Texas World Speedway, and it was the
very first inaugural Under the Lights race.
I don't know if you guys remember that years back.
No.
It was Formula One.
Anyway, same kind of deal.
The traffic was absolutely ridiculous.
We had been drinking beer all day long.
I was like, I can't do this.
I got to pee.
So I get out of the car, and they have like, it's farmland out there, right?
So I'm just up against the barbed wire fence peeing.
And, of course, you know, I was kind of out of it because of all the beer.
And anyway, next thing I know, I'm like blinking.
I'm like, man, it's really bright.
They had moved the car and shined the brights on me.
Because it was nighttime.
Like, I could pee out there, and it was no issue at all.
And they literally pulled the car, like turned the car on the freeway,
and aimed the lights at me.
I was like, you're a bunch of dicks.
That's the only time I've done that.
We've done that when I was in college, me and my two roommates.
One of them lived in Columbus, and we drove up there.
It's about a two and a half hour drive up to Columbus.
And we visited his parents and whatnot, and we had dinner there.
I don't remember what she made.
But on the way back, one of my roommates, his stomach was not pleased.
Oh, no.
And this was during the wintertime up in Ohio.
So there was about a foot and a half of snow on the ground.
And he had the poopies?
And he had the shits.
Oh, come on. Come on.
And we were in the country, and we found some little road to pull off on.
It was snow covered.
Oh.
So I don't remember.
I think my other roommate was driving.
So we're like, just get out and go do your thing.
It's pitch black out here.
Whatever.
You have snow to wipe your ass, you know, the whole nine yards.
Snow.
Snow, yes.
Well, yeah.
We were freaking 19.
We weren't prepared.
So anyway, we did the same thing.
Actually, no, he was driving.
We were in his car.
Oh, you did not.
He was the dumbass.
He squatted like in the crab, you know, squatting down to shit with his hands behind him.
So he was like, beef shotting us with his pants down, just blowing his ass out.
Oh, come on.
And we flipped the lights on.
That was the worst looking thing.
His eyes got as big as saucers.
Like, you assholes.
He was over there blowing his ass.
Put the headlights on.
Oh, yeah.
We completely turned him out after that.
But he was like, oh, my God.
Yeah, you regretted that.
Yeah.
You scarred yourself.
He was like a foot and a half of snow.
So he was trying to lift his ass out of the snow.
That's awful.
That's a horrible story.
Why would you tell that?
Oh, it was good.
It was fun.
It was college.
Stupid.
Stupid shit in college, I hear you.
Yep.
All right.
What are we drinking tonight?
Let me see.
It's David Nicholson, 1843.
A Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey.
It's hunter proof.
And I give it a, on a scale of one to 10, I give it about a seven to eight.
Really?
Go that high?
Yeah, I'd probably like a six.
I was going to say five or six for me.
Yeah.
I mean, it's opened up.
It's much, once you let it open up a little bit in your Glencairn.
Yes, in my Glencairn.
You smelled coconut in it.
I did.
You know what?
We make jokes about a previous bottle that was advertised as having coconut tones in
it.
Yeah, that one didn't.
But this one, I smelled coconut right away.
You guys did not agree.
I don't want to mention it.
I've kind of get this little taste to it.
And after it does sit out for a while, when you first pop it, put it in the glass, it's
a little too caustic.
Yeah.
I think after it sits out in the glass, let it sit at room temperature a little bit.
It airs out a little bit.
It gets a little mellow.
Yeah.
Well, I think for me, I don't have the train nose and all that stuff that some of these
folks do.
But really?
I mean, by now.
I know you do.
I mean, we've, we've, we've sampled 87 bourbons on this podcast.
Well, Jeff, your nose is scarred just simply by your your own parts of your body.
No, that'd be your ass on the back from College Station as we're searching for a perfect toilet.
Oh, yeah.
God, that was still torturous.
That was great.
You know, it's like you step into one of those bathrooms that the floor is so disgusting
when you're sitting there or standing there in the tripod position urinating and your
legs are involuntarily, continuously spreading by themselves.
It's like it's oiled.
Yeah.
So you got to like reset your legs every 20 seconds dangerously close and closer and closer.
It's like they spray women do that.
They hover.
They never let their butt cheeks touch touch the toilet seat.
We don't do that.
Guys don't do that.
You don't hover.
If I had that, if I had to crap, I don't know if I could.
Yeah, that'd be a lot because you'd be all tense.
Yeah.
No, I don't think that's healthy.
You need full release.
I don't know how women have the have the quad strength.
I couldn't do it.
I think there are women that naturally have lower strength or, you know, they've got some
sort of weird muscle.
Yeah, I don't know giving birth.
Maybe they've got some ability to pick up a chair, you know, put your back up against
the wall, put a chair in front of you like guys can't do it, but women can.
Huh.
Some sort of might be right.
It might be a child wearing and toilet hovering.
Excuse me.
Skill.
They're born with it.
Right.
All right, next time you have to do that, go hover and see if you can do it.
Well, how long?
Yeah, we're going to have a hover content.
You're going to be all shaking your thighs.
You're going to be shaken.
What's wrong with you?
Dude, dude, it's like going everywhere.
It's true that women are generally more quad, quad, quadricep dominant.
Okay, that explains it.
They are able to hover because they are quadricep dominant.
But why?
Maybe it's because it maybe is because of child rearing.
Yeah, or child bearing or whatever it is.
Rearing is raising.
Correct.
Yeah, no.
You don't need quad for that.
Because they kick them a lot.
That is interesting.
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
So, yeah, so the other, the other, yeah, the 18, whatever the heck we're drinking, 18.
1843.
43.
Not bad.
It's not at the top.
It's about in the middle, I think.
Yeah, we basically bought it because we're like, what the fuck else are we going to buy?
Yeah.
We've got.
Well, you have to try them.
We've got them all.
Yeah, most of mine are misses.
Yeah, why is that?
That's weird.
I don't know.
I told you the 799 ones just don't seem to really excel.
Well, Sean and I tried one.
I don't know where you are.
You may have already gone to Tucson and we tried the, what is it?
It's called Giant something.
Yeah, you told me about that.
And.
A very unique bottle, right?
We want, yes.
We want you to try this to see if you like it.
Because if you do, you can take it with you.
It's that popular.
Was it that bad?
Yes, I didn't care for you dumped yours out.
Oh, that's a really good indication.
Yeah.
I'll go get it.
We didn't finish it all.
Yeah, we had a fantastic look of bottle, though.
Yeah, it's a nice bottle.
I dream of Jeannie bottle.
Yeah, it's very unique.
Yeah.
Interesting.
It was.
If you remember when we had little oak barrels and we were aging our own barrel.
I do.
I mean, you put like eight pounds of cherry.
I did.
It was a huge mistake.
Was it?
It was.
It was horrible.
And I think.
That whole program was.
I was disappointed.
No, my first batch was fantastic.
Really?
My very first batch.
But then after that, I guess when I tried to get clever and tried to do some cherry bourbon
and I put like, I don't know, I cut up maybe three of them or three of them and I stuffed
them down in the hole.
And then I waited.
I waited three weeks.
Right.
And I was like, oh, surely there's going to be just a tinge of it.
Nothing.
I was like pissed.
And so I took basically the rest of the bag, stuffed it all in there and I was like, surely
there's going to be something.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Did you just toss it?
Well, I tried it again and sludge was coming out and it didn't taste.
And I got I fought through it.
I kind of strained it out.
And it's still it still didn't taste.
And it's got a really small hole to get the stuff.
That's what I'm saying.
I was stuffing the stuff through the top.
So it kind of mushed the cherries.
Completely mushing them completely.
I'm just going to leave the whole infusion process to somebody else.
I think that's fallen to the same category as making your own beer.
I mean, you've got to really enjoy it.
And it's just, you know, I mean, it's not hard to do.
You just buy a cheap bottle, you pour it in there, let it sit for three weeks.
Right.
But the guy that sold it to us was kind of given some stories.
And he said somebody dropped a vanilla bean.
I did that.
Oh, you did that.
I went and bought some vanilla beans.
So the real one.
And you slice them down the middle.
So all the gooey shit in the middle.
And I dropped it in there and.
And?
Nothing.
But that wasn't your very first batch.
No, that was the second one.
See, I think that's good for one batch.
I think you needed to take a beaver sphincter and shoved it in there.
Just kind of cut it out and jam it in there.
Super vanilla taste.
Nasty.
Well, my point by saying that is that maybe the vanilla beans aren't the real vanilla bean.
Maybe it's the fake, unnatural stuff that's better to use to.
I don't know.
But then I aged I aged some tequila in there.
I mean, the vanilla vodka, they're not using real vanilla.
I don't know.
Good question.
Maybe there's better ways to do it than what we did or I did anyway.
But I did a vodka as well.
I did a vodka.
I did tequila.
And I did two bourbons before I was like, yeah, I'm done with this.
To me, the first batch was great.
Like flavor, color, everything.
And after that, it was done.
Like it didn't matter what I tried after that.
It was it was a spent barrel.
Yeah.
Yeah, the vodka.
Well, they only have so many times you can use it.
I mean, it's a little tiny barrel, too.
Right.
Yeah.
Gallon, I think.
Yeah, it was it was cool.
I threw mine out.
Did you guys throw yours out?
I think they're still in my garage.
Yeah, it dried out and the rings fell off and it looked like yeah, I look like ass.
So I just dumped it.
Yeah.
Anyway, it was a fun experience.
So the other thing we're drinking is, again, the Yingling standard traditional lager, which
I believe we all like.
So.
I do.
I enjoy it.
Yeah, Sean brought back two cases, 48 of them.
Very nice.
Nice.
That's why we we like him going on travels.
They he brings back goodies.
Yeah.
The distribution starts and I'm sorry, ends right at the Texas border.
You can get it in Arkansas.
You get it, Missouri and you get it, Louisiana.
That's weird.
Why would they do?
Why would they do that?
We could call and ask.
And we should send him an email.
Well, actually, I think someone I mentioned was Andrea.
Yeah.
They're going to start selling it here.
Yeah.
So that'll be nice.
It's just a simple beer, but it's good.
It is good.
I enjoy it.
And we get them in our cuisines.
I noticed Paul and I and she's ours correctly, but it took Sean a little bit longer to to
cover his.
Yeah.
What?
In the QC, the correct.
Oh, the beer cuisines.
I mean, we have there's a routine, dude.
There's a routine.
This podcast.
I'm sorry.
I get nervous every time that word using now.
We should be the ones that nervous.
Well, you guys are like horrible passing around shit like.
Oh, God.
Bite your tongue.
You guys think you said this.
No, you sent us the creepiest, weirdest shit, man.
I'm almost going to block you.
I don't want to.
I don't want to open my phone.
Who knows where I'm going to be and who's around me?
I open it up and I'm going to be on a zoom call.
Oh, I don't know why I'd be sitting backwards on my phone call.
But but yeah, I could be.
And I could open up my phone and then I could be horrified and then I could lose my job.
Yeah.
I don't find these pictures on my own.
They're forwarded to me.
So, you know, oh, that's that's great.
And you decide to forward them on to us.
And then they're saved.
So this this David Nicholson, I was trying to figure out what's so good about what's the skinny on this.
And are you talking about eighteen forty three?
The 18th, the bourbon were drinking and I was trying to find a back story to it.
It says the you know, the ton approved its extra age for a more robust flavorful bodied long finish, which is actually absolutely true.
Would would he smokey tone at the palette, the spicy warm finish and.
But it doesn't have any kind of marriage about the band or the the match.
Well, the match bill about the brand, you know, I mean, where it comes from.
And it's Lux Row. Which is too bad.
Well, Lux Row, they make it's from Mississippi.
Yes, I'm sorry. It's a Missouri.
It's a Missouri bourbon, not a Mississippi stated to be a high rye.
Oh, damn it. That goes against your I don't like rye.
It does. I hate it now.
All right.
Hey, well, listen, I was you. You had you had come up some topics and one of them I wanted to talk about.
It was this whole royal, the royals, the drama, the shit in the news about Harry and William and Meghan Markle and the frickin Oprah Winfrey.
I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. And I could give them they were they were on Oprah's Oprah Winfrey show.
Or is it like a special show? It was an interview.
Yeah, dedicated interview. But damn, did that get press and it got like 18 million viewers, whereas Biden got like two million viewers during his speech.
But, you know, usually, you know, you sent me that one website that kind of is an aggregate website.
Right. Every single one of them was blowing up with different aspects of that interview.
And I was like, oh, my God, what is going on here?
Yeah, I can't stand the royals. I don't put it that way. I give two shits about the royals.
Yeah. Who gives? And I don't understand the need for them.
And I have. Oh, you mean over in Britain? Yeah.
And I don't understand what their use is anymore. But apparently ceremonial.
Well, they're they raised charity as well as a lot of charity money.
Oh, OK. Is what what basically their use is now is from what I get from a friend of mine who's from Britain, England.
Yeah. And because I had that discussion with was like, what's what's the what's the thing with all the royals and why?
Why are they still around? He was joking. He goes.
So all the Americans come over as tourists and spend money to see the royals, to see the royals with the local people couldn't give a shit.
Well, he's like, yeah, a lot of them like like it. But he's like, you know, they do a lot of charitable work.
They raise a lot of money for charities. I mean, they want to stay busy, right.
They want to make a difference in their country. They love their country. Right. Right.
The royals do. But, you know, and they raise apparently they raise their own money now.
They're they're not paid off the taxes of. Are you sure about that?
That's what he said. Interesting. That's very that's very notable.
Yeah. That changed a few years ago where they pay their taxes and they they have their different businesses or charities and they kind of that's what they live off of.
Yeah. OK. Well, that's good. That's good to hear. Because, you know, otherwise, yeah.
I think before I think what happened is there was a big stink.
We're spending five hundred million dollars on the royals and what are they doing for us? Right.
No, totally. Kind of a thing. And to your point, what's the point of them? Right.
Well, there really is. Like I said, I mean, if it's fundraising for good charities and stuff like that, there's there's a use for that.
But I just don't understand the infatuation of it. Yeah.
Because a queen or a king today is not like it was. Gosh, I don't even know when when did the monarchy lose its power in Great Britain?
Yeah, that's a great question. I don't know. I don't know either.
But they have no power as far as governmental or parliamentary that I understand. Right. Yeah, I don't know either.
And I watched the crown. I watched that. And this last season, there are a bunch of buffoons.
Makes me like them even less. I think that is accurate.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I didn't. So I haven't finished it. But yeah, my wife and I started watching it.
But you know what? I mean, history is also I mean, the fact that it's been around for hundreds of years.
Right. I mean, it's it's a it's an identity of Britain. Right.
So, I mean, you don't want to like completely get rid of it. Right. So I get that. I get that part of it because, you know, Britons are attached to their history.
But I mean, I don't know, with the younger generations, they're probably like couldn't give a shit. Right. I don't know.
And then they probably think they're all racist. And well, look what happened with the whole Meghan Markle thing.
She's calling the royal family racist and they're horrified by it. Yeah. And then, of course, hold on. Who called Meghan Markle?
Said that she dealt with racism constantly inside the palace with the family.
Well, she's talking about shock value and they're like shocked and horrified at the allegations. Right.
Yeah. And then, of course, you know, if you know, if if she you know, people people who are defending her are like, well, who are you to say that she didn't.
Right. But it's kind of like, you know, my attitude is like you cannot just be guilty because somebody accuses you of that.
You know, it's like it's like that's what happens a lot recently. Now. So look what happens in those situations where like over and over and over again in college campuses, a girl, a young girl drinks too much.
Yep. She ends up doing something, making a horrible decision. She's embarrassed. She's takes on the whole football team.
Yeah, she's crazy embarrassed. And then what she say she claims that she was raped. Right. And so automatically the guy is, you know, he's automatically condemned automatically.
At that point, it is guilty until proven innocent. Well, it is. And then that happened. That's happened.
I don't know if it's why I can't say it's calmed down. But, you know, the whole Kavanaugh thing. Right. You know, this was this happened, what, 30 years ago.
I know. And that's that's kind of a different that they were just going to make up whatever they wanted to make up. But he was guilty just because they said right. Exactly.
And you hear it. And, you know, we all have boys. Yeah, it's scary. I worry about that. Oh, my wife. My wife has been on top of that forever. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Well, you know, warning them about that situation, that exact situation to go back to, you know, Harry, there there's a huge rumors and rumors have been around forever that, you know, Prince Charles is not Harry's real dad.
Yeah, that's I had not heard that. Well, I've never heard it. But just looking at them, you can kind of well, it's absolutely something. This is something.
So look at the other dude, the bald dude. What the hell's his name? William Bill.
You know, he looks like a Prince William. Yeah. Prince Bill Prince William.
Sorry, I didn't realize you guys were that close. It's Prince Bill. OK.
So that's cool. You guys go bowling together. Lady Diane was was taking equestrian lessons from a gentleman. His name is Mark Dyer.
Oh, that's the boyfriend. That's the one that she was allegedly Princess Di was allegedly.
Yeah, let's get a picture. Mark Dyer right there. You can't princess. Oh, wait a second.
Oh, wow. Does that look like Prince Harry? That's kind of like that.
Oh, pull that picture up. That's right. The picture of the two of them where click back and then right there on the right.
There is. Yeah. Why would there be a picture of the two of them?
I don't know. Well, you know, he's actually the godfather of their child.
They look similar. I mean, you can't just say red hair. Yeah, it's automatic.
Well, he's got a Conan looking to him, doesn't he? He doesn't know Brian. Yeah, he does.
Does the nose look the same? Man, I don't let me look. The ear looks the same.
He's got lower ear lobes, though. I don't know. The nose looks the same.
All the ears are totally different. Look at the bottom one. You know how they attached attached versus not attached.
Well, click on the other one down there where they're just smiling, not all tooth. No, I don't see it.
I color. I see the nose is pretty close. Man, I it is not obvious, though, man.
I'm just saying, look, the the mouth, the way that forms the the cheeks, the squint, it's there, man.
I don't know. I don't know. They'd have to do a test to prove that. Well, they never will.
But so the the this shocking allegations, there's an outlet that claimed that the Duke of Sussex, real father, wasn't Prince Charles.
But in fact, the red haired royal was actually the son of a man named Mark Dyer.
Dyer had been a mentor to Prince Harry and is believed to be the godfather to Prince Harry's son Archie.
Yeah, I don't know. But that's where it all ends. Well, we'd have to.
And again, they're never going to do it, but there'd have to be some kind of paternity test, maybe on Maury.
Anyway, anyway, so more of that interview, she was claiming that she had no idea any of the customs of of, you know, royal life.
Well, why would she? Well, I mean, he's supposed to tell her.
But what kind of customs are they talking about? Like you're supposed to curtsy like the first time she met the Queen.
I know you're supposed to curtsy. She didn't know you're supposed to curtsy.
I know that. And that's just one example. You know that you curtsy.
So if I if you may know curtsy, you know, curtsy.
But if I was a no, if you were what it almost sounds like you're going to say you were if you were a wookie, would you say if you're a wookie, you make the wookie sound.
OK, I think we got I think she's playing stupid. She might be. She might be.
But I mean, but that's honestly if she didn't know that's his fault.
I was naked gun. There's a transcript of the I need to go back and watch that.
They can mark all and Oprah Winfrey. Thank you. I just had a British royal family is facing increasing criticism after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry revealed shocking details about the life as royals,
including the racism suffered by Meghan Markle, who was born in the United States to a black mother and a white father.
Last year, the couple left the United Kingdom and stepped down as a senior members of Britain's royal family to raise their child Archie in North America.
During a bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey, Markle revealed they felt forced to leave in part due to concerns about Archie.
What were the concerns? It's a mess.
I mean, those allegations and the smear and the stain they just put on the royal family by claiming racism tandem conversations.
I hope she knows she's doing and I hope it's real.
Also, that's what it was. Archie said that he wouldn't have been given security.
Why? Because he's dark skinned.
Well, that's all it says is that it was all based around the same that the tandem conversation is he won't be given security.
He's not given to be given a title. And I just lost my place because Austin just drew the but he was at the bottom line back there.
That's their reason for for wanting out. I don't know.
Oh, and about his dark skin might be one. You know, that's the last part.
Again, I could give two shits about that's only any of those.
That's the only reason Oprah jumped in is because they had race to do with it.
But there's a ton of people who know the love of the royal lives matter to be drug across.
Right. What I said it was another coattail.
This this is another coattail for Oprah to drag Black Lives Matter across because every every race to make an issue about race.
They're insinuating that the baby Archie's not going to get security because he's going to have dark skin, which is bullshit.
That's probably not. It's probably some other.
What an absolutely outrageous accusation.
I mean, God Almighty, that that is throwing down and the royal family, I mean, should be pissed.
And they are. I'm sure they are. Oh, they're furious.
Yeah. So I don't know what's going to come of it.
I mean, they already live over here. They've already renounced all their shit, but I'm sure they're still getting it.
I bet they live in Canada. They were going to go to Canada.
And I think Canada said, no, we're good. We don't want you. Yeah.
No, I'm being serious. I could have sworn us how that went down.
I don't know. They live out in California. They live out in California.
Well, did you hear that? She said she's going to run for president.
Yeah, I did. I did. President of what? United States.
Oh, that's a fair question.
No, I don't see that happening. Yeah, I don't either.
I don't see that happening.
Apparently, she is she's hobnobbing with Democrat Party operatives to to to kind of test the waters on how would this work?
Does she even have she's not a she's an actress actress.
Oh, get it. Well, she's a failed royal.
Oh, no. Reagan was the governor first of California.
Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, he was an actor for you know, so she wants to go from acting in some USA TV show to president.
Yeah. But Ronald Reagan had multiple degrees in economics and he was definitely qualified.
She's never owned anything. Not owned, but she's never owned a business, never run anything, never managed anything.
But I'm aware of and she's like, yeah, I can I can do this.
I guess. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'll pass.
Well, let her run. And that you hear what Trump said.
Trump is like, I hope she does, because that makes it easier for me.
Oh, yeah. He I do recall him saying, I hope she does. I'm definitely running.
Then I think. Yeah, that's what he said. Well, I also saw an interview with Candace Owens.
She's going to run for president. Yeah, I would be cool with that.
Yeah. I mean, unless it's I mean, it depends on who she's running against in the primary,
because I have obviously other choices ahead of Candace Owens.
But anyway, we'll see. Yeah, I think she'd be a good candidate.
Maybe not this time, but she's still young. Oh, she's really young.
Yeah. And I think she needs a few more years and just get experience because the interview they were asking her about foreign affairs.
She said she has a tutor and this tutor comes over and Candace Owens.
Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, so that's how she's learned. How else are you going to learn?
I mean, she's like, I'm learning about all the foreign policy, all that stuff.
Yeah, because I didn't have it, but I'm getting it. That's legit. Yeah.
Yeah. So we'll see. Yeah, she's smart. Trump had successfully placed a bunch of that's why it trips me out when they say that Trump is a what do they call it?
Talks down to women or they say a misogynist. Oh, yeah. So much crap. He plays so many women in some of these high places.
Yeah. You know, Nicky and, you know, the UN. I forget all their names, but Nikki Haley.
Nikki Haley. I love her, man. Well, where does she make a mistake?
She went to I don't know what she did. She said some things that she went on a liberal.
She somehow agreed to do an interview with a liberal paper and she threw she threw Nikki Haley under the bus.
I mean, through Trump under the bus. Yeah, but there wasn't I don't think she what was what exactly did she say?
I've heard something similar, but it wasn't that bad. It was bad.
It was the I think the similar quotes were we I don't know why we followed him. We should not have followed him.
It was a mistake. Yeah, I missed that. I know she did something.
I didn't know what she said. And it hurt her politically big time because she was an immediate frontrunner.
Yeah. Being talked about for twenty twenty four and she just blew it.
Who's the who's another one? I thought it was there's a blonde chick.
I shouldn't say it like that. There's a there's a blonde woman.
And I want to say she was is it the new congresswoman who's who's staring at that guy?
She got kicked off the the kind of can't even think of the name.
I know it's like councils Margaret or no. Thatcher. I'm talking about that.
I'm talking about a blonde woman that is like a U.N. spokesman and a representative spokesperson.
Spokes spokeswoman spokes them.
So I don't know. I'm I'm I think you brought her up before.
Yeah, she not you and then.
But whatever, man, there was a lot of fog on the images if it comes up.
But you're but you're saying she is she's already come out and said that she wants to run.
What I'm saying is that Trump has placed these women that right there, the move over to the right to
the right there. That's her.
Heather Newhart.
I've never heard of her. Yeah, she's a she's a firecracker.
Yeah, yeah, she's a firecracker.
I don't follow the U.S. gets up on the European like they have the press secretary here in the United States when they're talking.
She's on the European style, your euro style, taking questions from the the U.N.
and she's got the same attitude.
Yeah. Now, do they already canner because the new administration came in?
I would say, yeah, they all the ambassadors usually get can.
Oh, yeah. You know, not the ambassadors necessarily.
Some do, but I would think the I would think the well, yeah, they all want the ambassador.
Right. Heather Newhart born in 1970.
I mean, she's our age. God, she is our age.
She's she's better looking than you.
I'm going to agree with with Jeff on this one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, hold on. Go down a little bit right there.
Is he very center? Is he looking for Heather Newhart nude?
Oh, why? Why? That's what you typed in there.
No, it isn't. That's what you saw in your in your in your brain.
That was the logical step that I was going to. I don't know.
I don't like to put things so I like to put I like to put bikini.
Oh, God. Oh, wow. Look at that. Five foot five inches tall.
Oh, just stop. What are you talking about?
That's how tall she is. Yeah. What do you mean? I'll stop.
I don't I don't know. You guys are getting misogynistic misogynist.
Oh, you know what's funny? Right next to the right of height.
It says five foot five inches and to the right of it says same as Jeff Sessions.
Well, he's short. Really? Yeah.
But why would they say that? Yeah, that's five foot five inches.
Same as Jeff Sessions. Yeah, that's kind of a shot at Jeff Sessions.
Yeah. Why? Why are they saying that? What the hell is that?
I wonder. Oh, she was a journalist, I guess.
Or maybe she's a journalist now. But why? Yeah.
Why pick Jeff Sessions? Why not some other person like Prince?
Was Prince five five? I don't think he was that tall.
Oh, but yeah, that's that is odd. I've never seen that.
That's really odd. Well, I totally a shot at Jeff Sessions.
Who's that? Sarah Huckabee is the next one. She's going to be governor.
Governor of Arkansas, right? Yeah.
Yeah, she's running. Yeah. And she got she's running.
She just got endorsed by Trump. He actually showed up at her campaign rally.
Oh, really? Well, they've got a great relationship. They do.
I thought she was a great press secretary. She got so much hate.
Oh, God. It was awful. They body shamed her.
They everything they could do against women that they say they stand for women.
Yeah, don't like strong women. But there you go.
There is one right in front of you. Yet you're going to tear her down.
Yeah. And body chamber and this and that. And just, you know, unbelievable.
Had taken like a baby scar that's been extinguished and used it for her makeup.
Yeah. I mean, they were. Yeah. They're gone.
They're dog in her body, dog in her.
That event they have for the press appreciation day where they have it's like they roast the president.
Right. It's the Trump never went to those.
No, he did not. But yeah. But they still performed. And that was and Huckabee was there.
Oh, really? Yeah. She was sitting there and they were just this this one comedian on there.
It was just like just in front in front of her. Yeah. It's so distasteful.
I mean, you're talking about the White House Correspondents.
Yeah, yes, exactly. Whatever. They just saw it as a time.
I can say whatever I want, not get in trouble for this.
I mean, and what's sad about that is I've seen some in the past with like Ronald Reagan and other and they were and they were great.
Yeah, they're fine. I mean, they were light hearted.
It was one night where it never got politically ugly.
That's what it was supposed to be. It's not like that anymore.
It's not like that anymore. It's like a reason to say what you can't say in a normal situation.
I wonder what it's going to be like this year. I wonder if they're I wonder if they're just going to dog.
Unicorns and all kinds of fun shit.
They're all going to hold hands and sing songs. I think they're going to keep dog and Trump.
They can't let it go. They cannot let it go.
I tell you what, I've been surprised how frustrated they're getting with Biden.
I mean, they're challenging him on not holding press conferences.
They're they're challenging them on not calling the border some CGI.
There's been some discrepancies in some of the films.
Yeah, what was that doing something about his hands in front of the microphone?
I never saw it. I meant to watch it, but I never watched.
I saw some blurbs about when he had walked out from the White House down the little thing.
And then they were kept saying, oh, that's a CGI. I didn't really see it.
But then they were like, when he gets up to the microphone, his hands like my hands are here.
You can't see my hands. But all of a sudden, the microphone disappears.
His hands go through the microphone.
So it was like pre-recorded and then they just overlaid it.
Yes. Probably like ten times to get it just right.
So literally they say, um, his hands just went through the microphone.
I see all these tweets about it. So no one was no one saw him walk up.
So no one was probably there watching. Right.
So I don't know. It was just a podium standing there.
I don't know. I haven't heard that.
But I and I meant to click on it and watch it. But maybe maybe this is it.
The producer just pulled up something.
He's walking. OK, maybe this is it. So he's walking up.
He's he's outside walking up to reporters and he never there to back it up.
And he never takes watch his hand. OK, hold on.
Watch his hand. See where the microphones at. OK.
It's the fuzzy one down. Yeah. How is it? It's in front of it.
Not right now. Play it again, I guess.
I don't know. So he's reaching forward. Oh, see that his hands go through the microphone.
I think that microphone is fake. I don't know if he is that because that microphone doesn't look real.
That's what it was. So he's outside. He's walking down a pathway.
Why would that microphone be fake? That'd be a lot easier to fake than a walking person.
Because look at it, because it kind of blurs when it's moving around.
But OK, so he's been taking so much heat for not taking questions and not holding press conferences
that he may be talking to no one here and they they stick a microphone in that frame in the frame
to make it look like there are reporters there, but no one's there.
Dude, I think those are fake microphones. They are something instead of him being fake.
I think the microphones in the bottom are fake because the microphones that look right to me.
But they did it like you follow me here, right? Oh, yeah.
I think no reporters there. I think that was him and he could have done it ten times.
And there's to get it right. And there's no reporters there.
There's no press conference happening. He's not taking questions.
It was took the total bullshit setup because it would be easier to put those microphones in there
than have him coming down. Correct. So I think if anything, that's pretty obvious, guys.
I would think the microphones were fake. That was very obvious.
I mean, his hands went through the microphone and you don't hear anything about it.
I've seen some some saying I'm seeing some news stories on it.
But I mean, it's it's nothing like the anti Trump, of course, of course.
But like I said, I've been surprised. They seemingly are coming coming after him a little bit.
So whatever. Here's the thing. I mean, what are we most fearful about?
I mean, right now, right now, would you rather have him there or have him not there?
Because if he's not there, who's taking over? Harris. Well, I saw a headline today. That's my point.
Would you rather have her and have fucking the what's her Pelosi Pelosi's sitting bitch?
No, no, I wouldn't want either one of them. But honestly, he may not be calling any shots anyway.
I mean, I don't know. Having a puppet president doesn't make anybody feel good.
I don't know. Yeah, it's it's not a good thing that he's got going on right now.
He needs and he and he scheduled a press conference and they're saying it's really strange to schedule it
10 days in advance or nine days in advance. They're coaching him and they're and he's preparing.
And I mean, it's not all your questions in line so I can know so I can have my notes.
I can read so we can have the teleprompter so I can read because when he when he has to think,
that's when he starts. Do you see the footage where it was probably an older one when he was
hiding out in his basement, his teleprompter went down and you could see when it happens.
The look of panic and he starts stumbling and you see his hand on the other side trying to go like this,
trying to say, OK, keep it rolling. And he he just I don't think he can think quickly anymore.
He used to. I think right now he can't. So bad.
It's so disappointing that we can be in this day and age and let this happen.
Somebody who is not mentally capable is the president of the United.
Well, he should never been president. He should never he should not have been able to run.
I know. And he shouldn't have won. I mean, his family, his family should have said,
I hear you know, well, you retire and be done.
Because you're not going to survive it. Yeah.
And I don't I don't hate nobody either. I just don't.
I actually feel sorry for him. I consider this elderly abuse, to be honest.
I really do. I consider it to be abuse.
You know, who really needs to take the heat is his wife.
That's what I mean. His family is his family should have stopped it and they should have told him and says,
why don't you retire? Yeah. Yeah. And spend time with us.
You're fricking 78 years old.
Unbelievable. And his job is not for I mean, well, Donald Trump's going to be in the same position.
He's going to be 76. He said he may go downhill in the next four years.
Yeah, that's true. Who knows? I actually thought about that. I was like, I'm he may not be.
Donald Trump doesn't you know, he well, I was going to say he doesn't he doesn't he he doesn't drink.
But that doesn't mean he's not take care of himself because I believe he is kind of fat. Right.
They were saying, no, I don't think he's well, he's he's what? Six, four. He's a big dude.
Yeah. I mean, he's probably a little overweight.
But I mean, he's he's a big guy and he's got perfect hair. Really?
That's it. Perfect hair. He's got like even sarcasm.
He's got like it's one perfect hair. He's just like wrapped around.
He's got absolutely god awful hair. What do you think he looks like when he gets out of the shower?
It's very what does it look like? That would be a sought after picture.
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Well, there is one show there was a talk show and Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy Fallon had any he said, hey, can I can I mess your hair up? Oh, and he did.
And he. Oh, yeah. Stirred up his whole hair and. Yeah.
It's very wispy. It was like a it was like a nest.
It was like cock candy. Jimmy Fallon was messing with Trump's hair.
I was kind of. Yeah. But who was the king of night? Night comedy for the longest time.
Leno? No. John Letterman. John Letterman. Letterman. Yeah.
Letterman. He also asked Trump if he could pull his hair to see if it was real.
Oh, really? I could have sworn I watched that.
Here we go. There's a there's a video of Jimmy Fallon. He's.
Wow. Look at that. See, Trump is awesome.
And then look how ugly he was with him when he became, I mean, just.
Yeah, he really was. He was awful. Absolutely awful.
Well, this was before he was president. This is when he was still running and when he ran or when he won.
That's when they all they became evil to him. Yes. Yes.
Well, yeah, and that let him and pulled his hair to look up Letterman and Trump.
I'm almost positive he let him pull his hair to make sure because everybody thought it was a toupee.
Right. That's what everybody's been saying. And I could give a shit what the president's hair is like.
Exactly. Me too. Like who cares? Exactly.
You know, it's strange looking hair, but I don't give a crap. Right. You know.
Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you. All right.
Kind of move on from the political talk.
This wasn't that bad of political talk.
Well, no, it wasn't. I'm sure we'll I'm sure we'll delve back into it at some point.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on because Paul was pretty triggered today.
I was triggered. So, you know, it brings up all kinds of things because you're going to talk about some of your work.
And I was trying to think about all the words with white in it.
Like they've got like white noise, you know, which is white noise is something that's just in the just kind of.
Oh, it is like a lot of offices use it. Yeah.
If you're in an office and you're close to a bunch of people and you want to try to mask conversations,
you know, they put white noise. Yeah.
I know what you're talking about. What are they going to call it now? Right.
I mean, and that's how this started. It was a white list, black list, white noise.
I mean, they're starting to want to change words that have no.
I mean, I don't know. It's just unbelievable to me. Yeah, it's it's.
I said this in a in the text today, I think the woke crowd feel completely empowered.
Oh, they have the upper hand and they can change. They can change whatever they want now.
And they're going a thousand miles an hour. Oh, they can cancel any.
And no one is safe. And I think they're going to overreach. I hope so.
And I think I think they have.
And I think it's becoming apparent. And I think there's going to be a correction.
By who? Just people.
It's usually generational because I don't know what what generation this woke crowd generally is.
Yeah. I don't know if it's millennials or Gen Z or whatever it is.
Is it is it our generation? I don't know. I'm sure they're all I'm sure there's all of it in every generation.
Yeah, I think there's pent up liberals in our age group.
Yeah. But I think I think I think it's an overreach and they're going to get their hands slapped and it's and it's going to move back.
I mean, there have there have been instances where liberal liberal people are pushing back on cancer.
I mean, there has canceled. Yeah, there have been people on both sides of the ideology that have been calling against cancer culture.
I mean, no question about it. So so that keeps doing it then.
It's this freaking little Twitter mob. You know, these corporations are afraid that they're going to get bad press on Twitter.
Who the heck reads Twitter that isn't a liberal anymore? Right. You know.
But here's what you also don't see. You don't see how many colleges or businesses where people have come forward to say, I want that canceled.
That offends me. And they go, OK, see you. You don't ever hear that.
That doesn't make the news. No, it doesn't. So it's possible for every time we hear some bullshit about, you know, Dr.
Seuss being racist, there's 40, 50, 100, 200 examples of somebody trying to cancel something and it gets no traction whatsoever.
So, you know, you just kind of have to hope for that, because otherwise the insanity, the insanity of this whole thing.
Well, it's getting more insane because there's more of it. There's a there's a new way to call straight people super straight, super straight.
And they're getting bent out of shape that the straight folks are using super straight as their gender or idea.
Meaning now we're not saying the default of somebody who's straight is not 100 percent straight.
I guess. Well, what does that mean? They have a super straight. Well, I identify as super straight.
And that means there's like there's no way I could be by. I am 100 percent a guy or a girl. I'm super straight.
And they have a little icon. They have a flag. And look, and it's the thing is, is that these these people are like, that's not a real thing.
You can't say that. And they're the Facebook and some of the other social media has pushed back on it, saying you can't call yourself that.
And it's the you can't call yourself super straight. Yeah. So it's the complete tithesis. They're not. It's like, what do you oh, I can't call myself super straight, but I could be pansexual.
You know what the fuck? Oh, I see what you're saying. They're trying to they're trying to give it a cool, a cool term.
Well, I think what it is to call out the hypocrisy. Yeah, that's what they're trying to do. They're mocking.
Yes. I see. OK, they're mocking all these other. But so it originated on TikTok and spread to forums like like a four channel.
It appears that super straight can be tracked back to TikToker Collier or that Kyle Royce, who on February 21st posted a video title who is who else is super straight?
The deleted and then TikTok made them delete it. Oh, geez. So what's offensive about the why? Why do you have to delete it?
Because it shows their hypocrisy. I don't know. They don't they they said it. I don't remember the exact verbiage.
And again, traction and it took away from it took away from all the other nude, nude sexualities.
You guys, I made a new sexuality now. Actually, it's called super straight. OK, since straight people are straight men as myself, I get called transphobic because I wouldn't date a trans woman.
You know, they're like, would you date a trans woman? I'm like, no. Why? That's a female. No, like that's not a real woman to me.
Like, I want real. No, you're just transphobic. So now I'm super straight. I only date the opposite gender, women that are born women.
So you can't say I'm transphobic now because that's just my sexuality. You know, I like it.
I like it. No wonder it got deleted. Right. Because that is anti woke.
Because the argument is if you don't want to date a trans woman, which is a man dressed up like a woman. OK. Right.
You're transphobic because basically if I wore a dress and had boob implants and like, I want to date you.
You're like, no, you're a guy with boobs. So OK. So hold on. So they are shaming straight men who will not date trans women.
Really? They're shaming them. Yes. Saying that's transphobic. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. I had not heard that. That's where that's where he came from.
Oh, yeah. No, I get it. I see where he's coming from. I didn't realize. I think it's great. I didn't realize it was a thing. It is to be. OK. Wow.
So I talk about a lot of super straight talk about locket lack of tolerance all the way around now.
What is the the I mean the Liberal Party is that is the party of intolerance. Yeah, but exactly.
And so they they want us to be tolerant of all these new sexualities and new genders.
And then and then if we don't conform to some jacked up rules that they have.
We they're intolerant of us. Correct. Man, what a double standard. They're intolerant of other ways of thought.
Yeah. Wow. Here's the part where Mother Nature is going to step in and just wipe us out again and flood the earth.
I do something. I don't know. Or a pandemic. Maybe a real one.
You know, if it were a real pandemic, we wouldn't be talking about it. We'd be dead.
Yeah, like we're 30 percent of the earth like I mean, because look, if this was a real pandemic, the look, the masks that we buy the store
that we're supposed to wear everywhere don't work. Right. They don't work.
They don't block. It's a safety blanket. It's firm. It's for mental appeasement. Yeah, but it doesn't work.
So I'm just saying if if there was a real pandemic that was really spreading and it really affected everybody like Ebola,
then, you know, we would be dead. Yeah. Because we're all of us are guilty of being idiots and not given a shit.
And really, I don't give a shit because I think it's full of shit. I don't I don't believe it.
I believe I feel bad for those folks that are getting ill with covid. And I know it's real, but some people get sick.
Some people don't. I think it would be different. Like when Ebola came, that's a scary one to me anyway.
Yeah, because they were giving you the death rates. Yeah. Somebody who got it. And it was like real.
And it's a violent or not violent, but messy death. Basically, I think you just you bleed out inside. Yeah.
And that's. Yeah, but the death rate, like I said, the death rate was like over fifty fifty.
Like, I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was like if you got it, you were pretty much done. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's not as I don't believe it's as contagious as what this this thing is.
But if it ever turned into it, there's always variance.
There always seems to be others, a new variant of Ebola in the Congo Valley. Right.
And I'm not even talking about how contagious it is. I'm talking about if you get it, you're done. Yeah.
That type of thing. There's there's a much higher mortality rate. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah.
Did you happen to see the Rand Paul and Fossey? No, they don't see Fauci.
Thank you, Fauci. They started going at it. You know, Rand Paul went after him.
He's a doctor. He's a doctor. Rand Paul. Really? And Fauci.
So he was basically saying throwing out all these studies about you see about antibodies,
whether from the if you got antibodies from the virus vaccine or antibodies naturally from the virus,
then, you know, there's no studies to say that you can give it to anybody. Right.
And he says, and you've been vaccinated, Fauci or whatever.
And so why are you wearing a mask? Like, what's the point of you wearing two masks? Right.
Like you went after him and he goes, it's all for theater. It's all for show.
So he was like, it's not for show. And they got into it. I was like, damn, it was good.
It was a good little exchange. Good drama. Some good drama.
See if you can actually pull it up. I don't know what the hell this is. Well, this is a commercial.
You got to wait for the commercial to play. Yeah, we can't afford until we get bourbon makers
to start supplementing the show. We can't buy the subscriptions without the commercials.
So this is Senator Murray who. Well, this is eight minutes.
So I don't know if we want to watch all this. No, we don't. But we definitely want to.
Yeah, but just yes. Severe disease. Go even further.
Go towards the middle. Yeah. See what happens. He's just going after him here.
I kept saying the same thing over and over again. They found that people who were infected
with wild type and were exposed to the variant in South Africa, the 351,
it was as if they had never been infected before. They had no protection.
So when you talk about reinfection, you've got to make sure you're talking about wild type.
I agree with you. Wild type. Yeah. I mean the variant.
For at least six months, if you're infected, there's all kind of country now.
A variant. Here's your info.
Significant reinfection. What study shows significant reinfection, hospitalization and death
after either natural infection or the vaccine? It doesn't exist.
There is no evidence that there are significant reinfections after a vaccine.
In fact, I don't think we have a hospitalization in the United States after the two week period after the second vaccination.
You have a death in the United States. You're not hearing what I'm saying about variants.
We're talking about wild type versus variants.
They get a little testy with each other.
What proof is there that there are significant reinfections with hospitalizations and death from the variants?
None in our country. Zero. Well, because we don't have a prevalent of a variant yet.
We're having one. Can I finish? We're having 117 that's becoming more dominant.
You're making policy based on conjecture. It's so true.
It isn't based on conjecture.
You're going to get variants, so you want people to wear a mask for another couple of years.
No. You've been vaccinated and you parade around in two masks for show.
No. You can't get it again. There's virtually zero percent chance you're going to get it,
and yet you're telling people that have had the vaccine, who have immunity.
You're defying everything we know about immunity by telling people to wear a mask to have been vaccinated.
Instead, you should be saying there is no science to say we're going to have a problem from the large number of people who have been vaccinated.
You want to get rid of vaccine hesitancy? Tell them they can wear their mask after they get the vaccine.
You want people to get the vaccine? Give them a reward instead of telling them that the nanny state's going to be there for three more years and you've got to wear a mask forever.
People don't want to hear it. There's no science behind it.
Well, let me just state that masks are not theater. Masks are protective.
And we have immunity there, theater. If you already have immunity, you're wearing a mask to give comfort to others.
You're not wearing a mask. That's what I say. Yeah, no, me too. You're giving comfort to others.
So there's a colleague of mine had to hit double vaccines and then two weeks later got the virus.
Well, it takes a while for it to start working, actually. Just like the flu vaccine.
You can get the flu shot every year, and it takes several weeks for it to start working. You can catch the flu in the meantime.
Yeah, so I got instant. I got past this this video of somebody who like apparently knew their shit about vaccines, right?
All vaccines, including this one. And she broke it down exactly what it does.
You're like, oh, yeah, she's she is. Mumps. She knows exactly what all those vaccines, how they're how they're made, how they work. Herpes.
And she was. Yeah, I don't think this one. Herpes. Yeah, I got it.
But I don't know if it's a vaccine for that or not. I don't know. Yeah, there is not.
Well, there's all kinds of anyway. So she was describing how how two of the three vaccines work, right?
They all three end up doing the same thing, which is creating some sort of spike protein that attaches to all the cells in your body that that like is looking out for the coronavirus, right?
But what the, you know, rotovirus, I mean, because there's like a family of them, right? Anyway, it's horrifying.
When I watched that video, I was already like thinking I want to let this play out before I go get a vaccine man after watching that video.
And it was it was legit. It wasn't some kook or crazy person that was with no credibility.
I was like, damn, I'm definitely I'm going to wait. Yeah. My wife has gotten her first one.
Has she? Yeah. OK. She's your wife can get get hers as well. Because one what wife? Yeah.
Yeah. Which wife? The third wife got it. Yes. No. Which vaccine?
The one where you get to its her little little cards hang up on the fridge downstairs.
Two of them take to the Johnson and Johnson is one the Madonna, Moderna and the other one is Pfizer.
I think it is Pfizer. I think we'll look at it when we do halftime. Interesting. Because her cards downstairs and she she feels OK.
Yeah, she felt fine. Her arm was really sore the next day. Right.
Just like when you get a flu shot, it hurts. I've never done the flu shot. Her arm. I get it every year. Yeah.
I know you've never but you had the flu this last year, I think.
And I knocked your ass out. I think when you were so sick and you were down for like a week or more.
Well, I mean, I do remember being ill.
You were up here and you're like, I'm done. And you left.
That was that was at the beginning of it. And then another four or five days after that, you're hard to say why, though.
I mean, yeah, it could have been the fifth of Jack could have been.
But it's just it's just, you know, I just don't think it's worth it.
I mean, if you're going to get sick, get, you know, for, you know, four or five days.
I mean, is that why we're taking the flu can kill you just like COVID can.
It does every year. The flu kills hundreds, I don't know, about hundreds, but worldwide hundreds of thousands of people.
Well, unless the coronavirus comes along, then the flu doesn't kill anybody.
It's non-existent. Yeah, it's completely eradicated.
So you get the flu now and you would never die from it.
No, you'd never get it. That's true. You're not you can't even get the flu now. Right. Yeah. Right.
It's outrageous. Yeah. So the flu kills just like the corona does.
It does. It's all like 20,000 people.
Now, it's so frustrating.
Yeah, it's like 60 something thousand every year in the United States. Yeah.
Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah.
The flu has been cured. It got cured. Conspiracy. Yeah.
Yeah. And then they try to say, well, it might be because of the social distancing and the mask.
Shut the fuck up. It is not. You're calling everything that's influenza.
You're calling it COVID. Yeah.
I think they're very similar. It's just so crazy because I'm the expert.
I'm a scientist. This honestly, you know, when you talked about conspiracies throughout the world, you know, like throughout history.
Right. This is the single biggest conspiracy of of all of human history.
I believe that. And I don't mean that that and Trump and I don't mean I don't mean that it's a hoax.
It is not a hoax. Canada, the assassination.
But what they have attributed to it, what they've done to like, you know, mitigate it.
You know, everything surrounding this virus has been the biggest conspiracy in human history.
I honestly believe that. China's response.
Yeah. China's response. China's ways in which they were able to mend the country.
I mean, I know they had folks out in the middle of the streets scrubbing, you know, the huge campaign.
Yeah, but you have to have everything you hear out of there because you don't know if it's real.
This is what I'm saying. That's more conspiracy. I'm adding all of that to this story.
That's kind of my Chinese story. Chinese population is so saturated.
And how does that country just not blown up? It may have. It may have.
Yeah, it's just the news doesn't come out of there. Yeah.
It's a communist country. They control everything. They tell you what they want you to hear.
It could be it could be 100 percent on fire over there and you wouldn't really know.
And then they were pushing their vaccines. It's like, not only did the virus escape from your virology lab.
Here's here's my opinion. Here's my what do they call it? Conspiracy theory.
Our thoughts and opinions don't necessarily reflect the thoughts and opinions of our the hosts.
That we're just trying to sell. Thank you for that. We're just trying to sell the vaccine.
I think we're just trying to sell the vaccine. The vaccine costs 15, 20 bucks apiece.
And you've got, you know, five hundred million people that are getting it. Yeah.
Who profits from that? Oh, the pharmaceuticals are making out like bandits on.
So I think that's and now they're saying you're going to have to get every year just like the flu shot.
Well, I when I went in for imagine that the entire country, they don't know getting a vaccine every year.
They don't know this yet because I asked my isn't that scary that they don't know.
I asked my doctor two weeks ago when I got my physical before my surgery, I asked because we I said, can you do the antibody test?
Because I had two people at the same time have covid my house and I never got sick.
But I want to know it's just peace of mind that I actually get it. Yes or no. Sure.
Came back negative. I did not have the antibodies.
But I and I also asked her, I was like, if if I get covid or if I get the vaccine, do I have to get this every year like a flu shot?
She goes, that's the tricky part. We don't know yet. We don't know yet.
I mean, how how crazy is that that they don't know? Yeah.
When they made the polio vaccine and the mumps vaccine, all those other ones, I'm pretty sure they weren't like, yeah, we're not sure yet.
I don't know. I mean, when your body creates the antibodies, it's in it's in your DNA record.
I mean, not your your immune system, right? It knows what it is. And it's that's forever.
Right. You know what I mean? Yep. I mean, that's this bullshit, man.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it. You know, but the reason you have to get a flu shot every year is because there's different variants every year.
Right. This is the same flu does not come around every year.
So you have to get different vaccinations. So this vaccination is for covid-19.
When covid-20 comes out, you have to get a different vaccine.
This is a cash cow for pharmaceutical companies forever.
So I think I think that's what they're talking about. These variances. That's just like the flu.
There's they and it's a educated guess on when they say we're going to make this flu vaccine.
They're guessing which variant is going to be the one that hits this year. Right.
And they make hundreds of millions of it. That's why I don't take it. And they can be wrong.
Yeah, I don't take it. I don't take it. I mean, I mean, my job may force me, but I mean, I don't know.
See, and that's my that's my concern. So I'm I'm calling this decliners, right? The decliners.
So if I mean, they are going to be brutalized, the people that decline the vaccine, you're not going to be able to fly.
You're not going to be able to get on public transportation. That's right. You're not going to be able to.
I mean, there's going to be jobs. Like you said, the government, you can't work for the federal government if you don't have proof.
I mean, they are going to brutalize the decliners. I mean, I think there's going to come a point where you're going to on your driver's license.
Just like now we all have to get your driver's license at the gold star on it. Right. By the end of either this year or next year. Right.
What's the gold star for? That means you're cleared for travel, air travel, and you have to have it on your license.
Otherwise, you can't fly it. Some background check or something. Or what does that mean?
I don't know. It's a gold star on your license. So even though mine doesn't expire for two years, I have to go get one.
Because if I ever want to fly anywhere and it doesn't have it on there, they won't let you on the plane. Starting when?
They've kicked it back because of COVID. Pushed everything back and all those DMV shutdown. So I don't know when it's. Yeah. See the gold star.
I see it. It's real ID compliant. So it's already started. Oh, yeah. Do I have one? Or is it? How long ago did you get your license? A couple of years.
No. Yeah. But what is real ID compliant mean? Yeah. Scroll down and find out what real ID compliant.
You do not need a real ID to vote, purchase alcohol, access households, visit the Post Office. So to fly and to do shit like that.
Hold on. You do not need a real ID to vote? You don't even need a. No, the star. You don't even need a driver's license to vote. Yeah, I know.
Don't get me started on that. So if you want to see, you need to have in order to fly. Starting October 1st. Or enter a federal facility that require an ID.
OK, but like a courthouse. Yeah. How do you get it? What do you have to do to get it? You have to go get a new license.
And they do something different? I don't know. I haven't done it yet, but you have to get it done. Here we go. Here we go.
It requires all of this information. Gender. To be real ID compliant, you have to have the full legal name, signature, date of birth, gender and unique identifying number.
I pick six. That's you. That's my. That's mine, dude. No, I'm being serious. Six is what I chose. You can't be that too. I'm lucky.
Number seven. Oh, that would have been a good one, too. Yeah, that's me. You guys are so clever. So you can be 11.
So if you if you want 300 million people. No, I'm six.
I was first. Is number six already taken? Yes, sir. It is five. The top ten are taken.
Full legal name, signature, date of birth, gender. So how are they male and female or is it going to be like eight thousand genders on there?
You can be anything you want. I'm dog. It better really.
What's the one they keep using Apache attack helicopter as a gender? Oh, that's bad. That's what I am.
I want to be pan Apache. This has to happen. And when does it go into place for Texas?
Look that up, because I know it got pushed back. I wonder why they're doing it.
Do they want to capture your gender? I don't know. But it's if you ever want to travel on planes, you have to have it.
Like when we went out to Tahoe, Sean, if you wouldn't have had it or if none of us we wouldn't be able to get on the plane.
All right. So it's various immigration issues related to to terrorism.
So this is an anti terrorism effort. Yeah.
Extending enforcement deadline. So October of this year, October 21st.
So if you want to travel after that, you should up a ship. Correct.
And that may change, too. So maybe push back again.
So gold star, baby. There you go. Do you really? And I'm number six.
I do not have one. Suck on that. I'm already a gold star.
You don't worry about it. But what led me into this is I bet there's going to be a green check or something like that on your license for the vaccination producer has gold star, too.
I've got a gold star. Oh, so you might not have passed the check.
My license may have been old enough. No, I think I think I think they told you you can't qualify for the gold star.
I'm going to have to look at my license now. Maybe it's been going on long enough.
But well, the anyway, you guys don't worry about it, bitches.
I have I have a God bless a concealed handgun license. Oh, so you're one of those people.
Well, I'm wondering if if because I because I got that license, I had to do a bunch of background checks.
So when did you get your license last? When was that issued?
They just told you what information you have to give them to get the gold stars.
You don't have to be an ex-Navy SEAL with a concealed handgun permit.
No, I wasn't saying that. Well, you know, maybe because I know how to handle a gun.
What? Since 2018, is that the issue date? I don't know. I don't know either.
What the hell? So anyway, I want to look at mine.
I am hopeful that I don't have to do it and then turn around a year later and frickin renew my license.
Well, maybe it resets or you're going to have to get a green star to say that you've got the vaccine.
Well, that's what I mean. Is there going to be another star on your license?
I do. I could put money on it or got to wear armbands.
And then what do you mean? Can I sue if I don't want to take the vaccine
and they won't let me fly to Europe? I should be able to sue.
That is a violation of my civil rights.
Well, different countries may have different requirements.
So you're like, OK, fine, I want to go to Hawaii.
OK, Hawaii is part of the United States. That's right.
But if they don't let me fly to Hawaii, that's a violation of my civil rights.
You would think. You would think.
Well, is flight a civil right? Yeah, I think so.
It also could do with maybe the airline.
You may have some airlines that will say, hey, look, we're going to honor unstarred licensing.
I doubt it. I don't know. And make them wear a triple mask.
I mean, think about some of the like there was something in the news about a bus line that say, hey, man,
look, we need to have some covid tests prior to being on the bus. Yeah.
So I mean, it's kind of the same thing that I've heard of that that bus line.
So what is the star is the star insinuating that you've been checked or I guess what is the same background checked?
I guess that's what we were looking for. What does that star mean?
No, no, it just means you provided those five pieces of data when you renewed your driver's license.
That's it. It was no background check.
I don't know. I don't know. But I think there's going to be something similar to that, whether it's a year or two years.
There's going to be something that says I've been covid vaccinated. Green Star Green Check Green Step up to the plate, sir.
Green Seed. We're going to do an anal swab. Yeah. Here's your here's your brown star.
That's the only way they'll let you on the plane is you have to right there.
Get an anal swab if you don't have it checked. I think that's what's going to happen.
Yeah. And you know what? Here's the thing. They're going to shame the decline.
They're going to shame them. They're already doing it.
If you if you don't trust the virus, the vaccine, they're already saying you're supposed to do it for your community.
There's a family black and you may be able to get together.
Daytime host that's she's a there's a black personality for the daytime show.
God bless it. The view. Joy. No, no, no, she's black and she's got a show. She's got her own show.
And she says, I'm not getting Oprah. No, she's a tall black woman and she has a date.
She's a Monday through Friday. Tyra Banks. Queen Latifah. No, I thought for sure.
It was Tyra Banks. Tiramisu. Anyway, she will tie the Tyra Banks.
But she said she'd not taken it. She said she's not taking it.
And she said Montel Williams tells all of her viewers, the viewers that, you know, I'm not taking it.
I've seen that. Why do I need to take the why do I get the vaccine?
No, that's not her. No, that's not it. But good for her. Whoever this person is.
What was her name? Put in daytime shows, black women daytime shows.
I saw a stupid tech talk of her belching and shitting herself. Cardi B.
Could be. Could be. Oh, that's not her. Why? I thought that's who you were talking about.
Bula. What's her last name? She's a tall woman.
She used to be an air personality talk radio show host. There she is right there. Yeah, right there.
That's her face. That's her. I don't know what her name is.
Her name? Wendy Williams. Yeah, Wendy Williams.
Well, good for her. What courage. Yeah. And if you were able to pull up that video clip of her, but you know, she was basically saying, you know, there's there's.
So if I get this, there's no there's no recourse. There's there's nothing to say that I'm not going to get it. Right.
And I have to get it every single year right now. But they're just so they're saying that that was taking it.
That's what scared me about the person that was talking about the virus, like the details of what happens.
They say once you take this virus, there's no going back. Like you can't your body's not going to be the same, so to speak.
But yeah, once these you mean once you get the vaccine or once you get the virus. I'm sorry.
The the vaccine, the vaccine. Why don't you mean it's a bad thing?
Well, they're saying it's a writer that that was the point she was making.
She goes, you know, we don't know. Well, that's the thing. That's where I that's why I'm kind of hesitant to think.
I was like, I want to kind of see a little longer term what they're insinuating that it's it rewrites your DNA.
So so if I'm young, 20 years old before I'm having kids, it's altering my DNA. Right. My little swimmers.
My wife has it. That's not your DNA. And they're sure it is.
Everything in your body is your DNA. Well, his DNA, your sperm, your sperm is your DNA.
OK. And is it going to affect the children of the future in some way?
That's what I'm saying. Will they come out with horns or something?
And they have came out. They came out and said it does not affect your DNA in any way.
And I'm like, OK, well, who's telling the truth here? Because I'm hearing it does. Right.
So I don't know, man. I mean, it may not do anything. Yeah. OK. Maybe it is.
Is your microphone not working, producer? What do you need?
He's just saying can I just state and state it for just a second?
So you guys are talking about coronavirus. Yeah.
So you just some people are saying a vaccine does not alternate your DNA.
They're saying it does not change your DNA. It does not. Right. But others say it does.
And then there's others that that say it does. Yeah.
So let's look up how does how does a white blood cell. Find a virus in a body.
Hunted down. But you know, it's like elk hunting.
So they're successful. You're not. Yeah. Well, it's it's like the I think it's a mythical creature.
To be honest. OK. A real quick cells release of inflammatory molecules called chemokines.
Chemokines. Chemokines. Well, I don't think that's going to be the CH.
Chemokines. Chemokines. Chemokines.
Which in turn summon more immune cells that target and kill the virus infected, leaving a stew of flu.
OK, that's just how it kills it. Right. But where does it put this?
Oh, dude, where does it? Where do you think it puts this store knowledge? Yeah.
That's a good point. Take that in for your mind.
Where do you think it's putting the store knowledge to know what to do?
What? Right. What is what is a cell made out of?
It's it's it's instructions are organelles. Cells are made of organelles.
Yes. And in what in a big circle inside the cells, the nucleus, obviously.
If you if you've took sixth grade biology, I'm pretty sure everyone knows this.
And everyone knows the nucleus, DNA and RNA, DNA is inside the nucleus and created inside the nucleus.
Nucleolus, nucleolus, I don't know how to pronounce it.
Nuclei. It's a smaller circle inside the nucleus. Nucleoid.
And like the like the Herculoids.
RNA is transferred in between each cell. Yeah.
Triceratops shooting. Triceratops.
They store that information inside the DNA. I know.
It's the instructions of what to do.
They store it in there. So like, hey, we see this one before.
We've made note. Get out of here.
So to say a vaccine doesn't change your DNA. I know. I know.
It's great. I find that I find that one a bit hard to believe.
So like I said, we may not know for a year or so until new kids are born. Right.
If they say it alters DNA, but it may not may alter it, but it may not affect anything.
Even if it doesn't, could create a third eye.
We don't know if it if it creates autoimmune autoimmune disease.
I mean, the body may turn on itself because it's finding these spike proteins attached to all of its cells.
I don't know. And it starts killing you.
It starts killing itself. That'd be interesting.
No, that's what an autoimmune disease is. That's what leukemia is.
That's what cancer is. I mean, well, not exactly cancer, but I mean, there's a ton of autoimmune diseases, right?
Yeah. And it's the body attacking itself.
Lupus. Yeah. I mean, we don't know if the body's going to start attacking itself after a year, after six months.
And here we go. People are lining up by the millions, the millions to take this thing.
And it's never we've never had a vaccine like this before ever.
A bunch of sheep. I don't know, man. Scares the shit out of me.
That's good. Shut up, everybody. I mean, they scared.
If those people that are lining up, they're scared that they're going to get they're going to die of covid.
And they're reaching out. Yeah, they're scared to death.
And some people are dying from the vaccine. Yeah.
Imagine that. God bless. Yeah. Getting deathly sick. Maybe my mom dropped dead. That was the story.
Mom dropped dead. Yeah, there was a thing of the vaccine. You know, and they were always saying, you know, so like the Hagler, the Marvin Hagler, the boxer, he died after taking the vaccine.
And, you know, they immediately said, well, you know, we can't be sure if it wasn't an underlying condition or, you know, they always have a they're so easy to slough off.
Right. Right. But then I'm reading the story about a thirty nine year old mother of two.
She is completely healthy. She is completely, completely healthy. Right.
And she dies right away. She dies of liver failure. That was Sean's colon. I know.
So she dies of liver failure within days of taking the vaccine and her father. Her father is like healthy as a horse.
She was as healthy as a horse. Paul, shut up for a second. I'm going to I'm going to pour this bottle.
This is a I've got bourbon whiskey, giant ninety five. It was a gift and it's OK.
So I'm going to pour it. It's very satisfying. Hold on.
Oh, it's the neck. This is the one that you said, I don't need to finish this. What does Paul think?
No, this is no, this is different. No, it isn't. No, this one. This one's different.
It isn't at all. OK, I'll go ahead and try it. Here we go. Ready? This is the one that people like.
You may like it. Put the glass down and walked away. This will cure your color. Here's the nose.
This is the vaccine. What's it smell like? It's very high in corn.
It when it starts to shrill your nose hairs when you're when you're taking a whiff of it.
Right. So I think it's like 90 corn and eight rye and two barley.
What do you think? He's gagging over there. All right. We need something out of it.
It's not it's not horrendous. It had a very strange taste before the before it overpowered my nostrils in my in my palate.
It's got I want to say I just think of corn. I think it's very oaky.
Reminds me what I tasted was life cereal. I kid you not. I got to try it again here.
Life cereal is that the stuff that Mike, you like it. Hey, Mike, I like it.
I swear. I swear to you, I taste life cereal. So that is completely coincidence.
And the whole Mikey likes it. Right. Yeah. It's not Paul. He likes it. It's not horrible.
Well, for me, it just it's not it's not just a snitch.
Maybe maybe since we're down on the shoulder, I mean, it's not as good as Backstreet, but maybe it's improved.
All right. All right. We're hearing the music. It's it's halftime.
Oh, God. When we come back from the from the intermission, we're going to be like, it wasn't bad at all.
We've got some good stories coming up. We do. Yeah, we do.
Well, I've got some some boomers are going to get we're going to laugh on the next. Oh, good.
All right. We covered we covered some some politics today. We did.
We'll try to stay away from the second half. But if we do, it's OK to cover that. Yeah.
Well, it wasn't an inflammatory stuff. It's just stuff that stands out for everyday things.
A lot of the inflammatory politics shit we were hitting on before was smells like cheese.
All right. Well, listen, hey, stick around for the next podcast, guys.
We're going to we're going to share some stories. Yeah.
Sean's going to share some stories. And usually they're pretty good.
Usually we'll find out. All right. All right.