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Whatever.

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Very easy.

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Almost lemon.

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I don't know what that's all about.

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Are you talking about your Ying Ling Light beer?

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I'm not talking about my Ying Ling Light beer.

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But you don't only bring the Ying Ling Light?

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That's what I buy.

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That or Miller Life.

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I like the Ying Ling Light the best, but I'll go with Miller Light as well.

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I think they're both.

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Actually, I mean, we've had Miller Light the last couple of times at Boomer Jacks.

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I've been like, you know what?

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I'm like, maybe this is better.

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I don't know.

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I'm not a huge fan.

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I used to drink Miller Light all the time.

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I'm not a huge fan.

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And frankly, I'll tell you truthfully.

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Be truthful.

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I started drinking Bud Light.

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Oh my God.

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And I was thinking, Bud Light has a better taste than Miller Light.

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And then Dylan Louvain, he fucking fucked everything up.

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And I was like, you know what?

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Fuck off.

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I'm not drinking.

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Oh, you're saying before that happened.

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Yeah.

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And then I switched to yesterday.

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I switched to Kerz Light.

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I started drinking Kerz Light.

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But this Ying Ling Light works pretty good.

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So you know, Jeff and I went to lunch today.

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I tried to inject myself, but I like, why bother?

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So we went to Home Depot.

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We had to pick up some woods.

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We got some projects done, and we sat and had some lunch.

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And we're talking about, yeah, you know, I think what I'm going to do.

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Because last time you shared a little story, and you were like...

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I did?

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Yeah.

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You were just like, yeah, I was loading up the beer cooler, and I slid an extra beer

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in there thinking, you know, because that was the time you weren't drinking beer.

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You just said, I'm going to have my drinks.

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Do I have bourbon?

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That's it.

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And you slid a beer in there, and you're like, oh, Shelley was like, what is that?

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Is that for you?

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Totally called you out.

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So I was kind of like, fuck that, man.

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I'm bringing Paul some beer.

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You know, so Paul shows up, and he was like, you're lying.

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You're not out flat.

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He doesn't realize I ran inside of your fucking beer.

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That's what you did.

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I got it.

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Yeah, we're fully stocked now.

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He's thinking about you.

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We have eight beers.

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Yeah, that was very nice.

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I do appreciate that.

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Plus, he was probably nude outside at the time.

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Who was?

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Sean Waits.

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No, I was in my underwear.

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Fully erect.

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I wasn't erect.

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That's usually how he is when I pick him up.

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Yeah, just nude.

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I don't really understand that.

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This is off the truck.

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This is the first half.

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It's August 14th of the Dudes Like Us podcast.

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If you guys don't know what the Dudes Like Us podcast is about, we're basically three

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dorks that have been friends forever.

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Little aged men.

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We got all this stuff laying around.

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We're like, yeah, you know what?

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Maybe we should do a podcast.

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And the next thing you know, we're doing a podcast four fucking years ago.

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No, no, no, only because we're extremely, extremely qualified for this.

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We went through professional.

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We auditioned with 10,000 people, I think.

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And they picked us.

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Handpicked, handpicked.

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And then again, guess what, guys?

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You are the proud owners of the Dudes Like Us podcast and you get nothing.

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Nothing.

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Absolutely nothing.

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And if you buy bourbon to try, you have to pay for it.

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We need to find a sponsor.

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Well, Dudes Like Us, check us out on Instagram, Dudes Like Us dash podcast.

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We also have a Dudes Like Us Woodcraft.

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If you're interested in some of the woodcraft stuff we got, we got a little CNC machine

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from is it One Infinity?

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One Finity.

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One Finity.

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One, one Finity.

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One Finity.

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So it's a cool little, it's a cool little machine.

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It's a huge apparatus.

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It does, you know, almost four foot by four foot.

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I think it does almost three foot by three foot.

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It's it's it's fun.

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It's a router.

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And then we have a little attachment.

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Does laser.

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We do plaques, keychains, little refrigerator magnets.

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It's all fun stuff.

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It's nothing practical, but it's all fun.

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It's all fucking fun.

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It's available to you.

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Check us out on Instagram dash Woodcraft in IMS.

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If you want a special project to make, we can we can whip that out for you and mill

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Thank you, Mr. Producer.

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We heard some great news and some sad news and the producer is going to be leaving us

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and within a year ish.

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You know, it's a long time.

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It is a long time.

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We will thoroughly abuse him.

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I mean, it'll be a long time for him.

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But for us, the dinosaurs time is going to fly by really quick.

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The next thing you know, he's going to be fucking gone.

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And frankly, I'm going to be a little I'm disappointed.

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I know he's he's gone.

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It is.

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I'm not going to be sad.

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It's the cycle of life.

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Of course, it's your last one.

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It's a circle of life.

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What you want is you want to move out and you don't want to come back.

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No, it's not a matter of that.

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I'm going to miss him here at the podcast.

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He's here all the time, dude.

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He's like, you know, he he's one of the few guys and knows how to use an X 32 soundboard,

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a digital soundboard.

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I mean, that's you're not going to we're not going to ever find another producer that can

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do that.

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The only way I think of that person I can do is maybe Taylor.

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But even he isn't as savvy as our producer is Mr. Austin.

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Well, you know, it's dudes like us.

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I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul and I'm Jeff.

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And we have a boatload of topics to to work on.

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We've got a couple of bourbons picked out for the first and second half.

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What are the topics you want to shoot?

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You want to talk about the Olympics and the closing ceremony?

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Let's wrap that up because we've talked about it.

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Well, it's been going on for two weeks, right?

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It's been going on too long, quite honestly.

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Well, it's 14 days is the competition, right?

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So you have the ceremonies when you watch it every night.

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It blows up your normal routine, right?

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Does like you're supposed to watch your regular shows.

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I mean, I don't know about you guys.

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We watch six hours on Netflix every night.

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So you know, that that puts a dent in that when you're watching Olympics.

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Anyway, but yeah, so we had to say you're up to like two in the morning.

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I work every night.

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No, no, definitely not.

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But so they had the closing ceremonies.

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I really didn't watch it.

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I heard that I heard that Tom Cruise fell out of an airplane.

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I watched. No, I saw some highlights of it.

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And yes, Tom Cruise, not an airplane.

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He was basically up in the rafters and he had a little the top of the stadium.

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Yeah, he had a little little cable and jumped down with his heel.

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Yeah, I'm not sure what the hell that was going on.

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Those are like a little bag or a satchel that was hanging on.

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And he was kind of like yanking at it, like frantically, like something was wrong.

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And what do you really I mean, I think it was slowing him down.

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Well, maybe that's where it's going to be.

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But did you look like he was in a panic?

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No, no, no, no, that's not true.

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I've watched that in.

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I watched it. I didn't look at his face, though.

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And he was terrified.

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He was screaming like a bitch.

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Help me, please.

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He's so small and dainty, he would have bounced anyway.

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So you would never do.

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He does all of his own stunts.

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Obviously, I'm not saying he's not a man.

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I'm just saying he's small and dainty.

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I would say dainty is he's short.

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He's five seven, I believe.

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Yeah, five seven. I take bigger shits than that.

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Oh, whatever. There's nothing wrong with five.

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Your butthole is really small.

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Well, it's it's pencils.

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Yeah, it's actually.

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Mr. Producer, we're going to be able to pull that up.

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I don't think the circumference of your rectum has any bearing to your height, does it?

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Circumference or the diameter?

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That'd be a question that we could ask Brandon.

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He's taken. I mean, because he could be like a flat up long poop.

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You know, it comes out like a sheet of a paper kind of like a sheet like a

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one is going back to geometry.

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So if the circumference is a big number, circumference or the diameter is a big

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number, both of those are very large distance between one side to the other.

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Yeah. And the circumference is the distance around the circle.

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Right. And if it's a big number around the circle, then it's also big.

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Well, true. But then that'd be a big rectum.

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You would have a piece of poop coming out that shape like a beaver's tail.

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It's flat and curved.

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And we're assuming round.

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People not have round this is the first half, right?

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Cylindrical, cylindrical Tom Cruise suspending from the time on that.

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All right. So I just kind of want to watch it because look, that's the six minute

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version, but we'll really just kind of show him right there.

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I'm all cocky standing on the edge, not afraid at all.

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Tom, he just jumped off.

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All right. So he's got that. Yes, he's got that.

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So he sees he's kind of, you know, he just jumped off.

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And I'm not really sure what that little box is.

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But look at the look on his face because he's kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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It's a break.

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It's a break, I think.

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And then you have some.

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And who's the the chick in the white dress playing the guitar?

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It's quite the key tar that she's kind of a female version of Lenny Kravitz.

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Her name is her.

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She's killing it. Oh, come on.

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Do we have any sound on that?

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She's blues is kind of a rhythm and blues type of.

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Oh, he's shaking hands with all the athletes.

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Look at Tom Cruise.

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Why is he limping?

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Yeah. Oh, somebody just kissed him.

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Oh, look at that.

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It's the little kiss that we just stuck their tongue down his throat.

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A little loud.

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All right. Well, look, look, the Olympics is over.

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I got to be as I didn't watch hardly any of the Olympics.

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The only thing I saw were a few highlights.

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And I got to tell you, the biggest turn off for me was the opening ceremony.

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I was one and done. Yeah.

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You never you never got past the opening ceremony.

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I didn't because there were a lot of Americans that were that way.

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I never I never first.

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I don't really watch the Olympics.

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And it was there some like I watched some of the winter stuff, but I'm not.

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I watch every year. We watch them as a family.

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Yeah. Well, winter is in summer split up right now.

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So but well, yeah, but me and my wife would still watch it.

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The point is, yeah, we did, too, is that I.

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I wanted to watch it, but I am not going.

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Pardon. Did you ever watch it?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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We watched every as a family as a kid growing up.

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We watch it.

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It was kind of special, but it's not special anymore.

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To me, it's just propaganda.

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And I feel bad for the athletes, but, you know, look,

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they're getting their medals and they're moving on.

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And to me, that's what the focus of the Olympics are, though.

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I don't know. It's what it should.

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I'm not going to get caught up in the bullshit of the people

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trying to upstage the last organizer of the city.

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The Olympics is going to be based in Los Angeles.

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And that is like fucking woke central.

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That's like central for the ghostbusters.

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Man, I don't know, man. I mean, yeah, I I'm curious.

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I'm curious to see what happens.

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They saw the pushback that France got.

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Are they rethinking now? They're not.

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They don't give a shit.

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They're going to do what they want to do.

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And they're just going to.

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I don't know. I don't know.

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We'll see. Well, I'll hold.

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It's not a lesson there.

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I'll hold out judgment until I see me to.

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But I'll still watch the athletes.

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I won't. I think they're all pieces of shit.

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I love the athletes.

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So now hats off to the athletes.

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God bless you.

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Now work your ass off and so seriously, they do work their ass off.

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Yeah. And it's kind of sad.

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Some of the stuff that, you know, they get there and, you know, these rules.

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There's I don't know what to do.

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There's someone that won a bronze medal.

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And I don't know what it was.

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Was that what it was? The gymnastics?

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Yeah, we watched. They took it away from her.

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No, they took it away from the original bronze medalist

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and gave it to her because they disputed something.

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Yes, around it.

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So they took it away from the original bronze medalist was from Romania, I think.

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Yes. And gave it to the American.

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And then a few days later,

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they went back and looked at the dispute and says, well,

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you have one minute to dispute and you are late.

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And they said and they showed video proof that they weren't the American team.

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Well, I don't know. Yeah.

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So now it's ugly. The whole thing's gotten ugly. Right.

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So I don't know what you do.

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Do you do you give the medal back?

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Or so look, you know what I would do if I didn't win it fair and square?

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I'd give it back. You know what I would do?

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I would give them both the bronze.

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Because you know what? This is they're both athletes.

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They're both warriors.

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And you know what? It's it's a spirit of it.

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This isn't a participation award.

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You know, it's not it's it's just a gesture.

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You know what? You guys are really fucking close.

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And it's argumentative.

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So we're just going to do both.

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What should have happened, quite honestly, what should have happened

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is they should have just denied the initial request.

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Correct. So the the American team just went.

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They made an inquiry.

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And apparently this is not abnormal, but they felt like there was something

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in the Americans routine that they did not that they didn't see.

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It was a little pirouette.

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Yes, they didn't see it and they didn't judge on it.

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And they should have given her more points.

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And so they looked at it and they agreed.

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So it wasn't it wasn't bullshit that she didn't deserve it.

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Right. But what you ended up doing was having this girl jumping around,

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being crazy excited that she won the bronze.

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And then then she told, oh, no, sorry, we're giving it to the American.

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Well, I think what.

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But on the flip side, I'll say one more thing.

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The Romanian team, they fucked up because she had a low score

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and they should have done the same damn thing.

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And that's on her team.

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Well, you have that up.

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You have one minute to protest.

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Right. And they should have protested.

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And they were there beyond the one minute.

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Well, correct.

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No, the Romanian team should have once advocated for their own.

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Correct. So what I read is they were they the American team was four seconds over.

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Is the American team disputing that?

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Yeah, they said they have video proof that they that they have.

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We've seen that got it within time.

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I haven't seen anything. So I don't.

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So I don't know. I don't.

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The whole thing sucks.

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I don't care. You have two young women that are both unhappy.

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Well, from what I understand is the American was said something like,

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is she all black, scissored out, all person of color.

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Metals really, really.

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That's your solution, John.

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So she's promoting that.

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Are you sure I didn't see anything about that?

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That's what I read the headline.

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She she made she pulled the race card.

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She said it's an all all women of color medals.

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Oh, oh, she was celebrating the three people that want to stay.

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Oh, I don't like that.

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We shouldn't. There's no it doesn't matter what color you are.

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No, you're you're an you're an Olympic athlete.

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Yeah, you're good or you're not.

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But one thing that was interesting is that I tell you what,

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in the basketball and the men and women's basketball, I know

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that everybody knows they're going to win.

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They know they're going to get to the gold medal round.

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And I don't care. They had to work for it.

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And this was a sucks.

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I would have been OK if they lose in that horrible.

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That's like anti-American to say that.

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I was struggling with the women's soccer, too.

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I mean, they show a highlight.

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I told you I was like, I want America to win.

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But I was struggling with this team right here.

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So I'm just glad that this team is different than years past.

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Like when they had Megan Rapinoe or with the purple hair, she was just as bad.

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Are they? Well, they weren't kneeling for the for the flag.

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They weren't kneeling, but they're still bitching and moaning about.

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Are you sure? Yes, I've heard.

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Damn it. I was hoping they would pass that shit, man.

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It's so un-American.

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Give it another.

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So get away from Megan Rapinoe and some of these other girls.

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And they get such a plot.

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And they'll be good again.

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I think so. You'll weed that bullshit out.

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Yeah, they're toxic.

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Yeah. Did the women's soccer win?

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They did. I think they did.

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They had to make some miraculous late goal.

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Well, this is what I this is what's coming up.

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So the NBA struggled, struggled.

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They didn't struggle.

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Whatever they were, they were challenged to get to the gold.

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Round, they struggled against Serbia, I think. Right.

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And you said the women struggled a bit.

402
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Well, what's happening? No, no, no, they never struggled.

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They almost they won by one point in the gold medal round.

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But go ahead. Well, what I'm thinking is and the women's soccer

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and this is what happened in the women's World Cup last time is the world is

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catching up in all in some of these sports that were traditionally.

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Now, soccer is not traditionally American, but the women's soccer has dominated.

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But the rest of the world has caught up to them.

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Yeah. And they they lost the World Cup

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a few years ago because I think they thought they were just.

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They got more Americans and they got shocked early.

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Apparently. Yeah. And I think, you know, the European

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League basketball, getting better and better.

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The Sudanese challenged the NBA in the exhibition game. Yes.

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You know, but one thing I don't know if we talked about it last week

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when we talked about the Olympics, but, you know, the whole, you know,

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you find out that all the players on the other country's teams

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are kind of American. They're in the NBA.

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Yeah. Well, yeah.

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No, I mean, they went to American colleges.

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They train in America. They live in America.

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Hell, just hell, the pole vaulter who won gold was born and raised in Louisiana.

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Correct. So it's almost like, I mean, I don't.

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I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that.

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I think if you're an American citizen, do they have dual citizenship?

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I don't know. So they have dual citizenship, then that's all fair.

427
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But, you know, they're just doing it because that's where their dad was born.

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And I think I disagree with that. So our grandfather, it's to me,

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it's where you were born.

430
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But let's let's think about this.

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Let's say my dad is a military soldier and I we go to live in Germany

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and I'm born in Germany.

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Does that make me a German sponsor for the Olympics?

434
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That's a good point.

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And then also I'll say, I mean, when people, I mean, even though we're

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the melting pot of the world, right.

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So people come over here and they hold on to their heritage

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and they're proud of their heritage, right.

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For being third generation German, fourth generation German, whatever.

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And they and some families, they they hold on to that.

441
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They hold on to the heritage and they're extremely proud of it.

442
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And I'm cool with that.

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So then you think, OK, well, they hold on to your German nationalistic.

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Heritage. Right.

445
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I mean, I think it's OK to to your Germanic though.

446
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To your Germanic, the horde.

447
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You're making that sound horrible.

448
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Let me let me go with Hungary.

449
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No, but you see my point.

450
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I mean, and then you have a young athlete who who is proud of their heritage

451
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and proud of their parents and grandparents.

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Just look at this face.

453
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That's why we don't have video.

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He's like, oh, you think you're OK with a whore?

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I think I like a vein that just popped out of his forehead.

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Anyway, I guess it doesn't matter.

457
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It just kind of bothers me.

458
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And they're like, oh, they competed for LSU

459
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last year and blah, blah, blah.

460
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It's like, wait a second.

461
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Anyway, yeah.

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I mean, what you're looking for is you're looking for people that live

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in those countries, you know, kind of.

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I grew up in Sweden, but you know, like tennis, whatever.

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And just whatever. I mean, if you're from that country, you you you

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you represent that country.

467
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What company do you represent or country?

468
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If you fucking move back then, you know, don't come back to Louisiana.

469
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You know, fuck off.

470
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I also think and ask some else.

471
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I also would like to see a time where the professionals

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are no longer allowed to play.

473
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Yeah, that's that's the other thing about the men's team.

474
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I thought NBA's Hall of Famers.

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It's like it's just that as they do.

476
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You say to keep the professionals out.

477
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Yeah, it used to be only amateur.

478
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Yeah, I agree. I agree with that.

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I think I think so, too.

480
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And it makes me sick that the one time

481
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I mean, the college basketball players won like 80 years in a row

482
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or something crazy like that.

483
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And the first time they lose the gold medal round to Russia,

484
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they allow the pros to get in.

485
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That's when the dream team and it was I'm not going to lie.

486
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It was kind of cool seeing that dream team together like that would never happen.

487
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And let's let's look at this from a business standpoint.

488
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If you are an owner of an NBA team

489
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and you have your your one of your star players

490
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go to the Olympics and they get hurt.

491
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Now it's a liability.

492
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Yeah, I'm probably not.

493
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Yeah, not OK with I bet you they're not OK with them

494
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playing in the Olympics.

495
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I mean, I wouldn't be.

496
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I wonder if they sign something that says if you play in the Olympics, you're

497
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get hurt. Your contract could be Nolan Boyd.

498
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Well, I mean, these are all Hall of Famers.

499
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They're not going to do that to any of them.

500
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I don't think they're all Hall of Fame.

501
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Well, I mean, it doesn't matter.

502
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,960
You know, they're all superstars.

503
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,320
My point is, is that, you know, I think that once you become a professional,

504
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,960
then it kind of takes away from the spirit of like LeBron.

505
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,280
He's a billionaire. Why is he over there playing? Right.

506
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,880
Well, I mean, because he's a broad.

507
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,040
Well, I know, I know, I'm not a fan.

508
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,360
All these guys make it 40, 50 million dollars a year.

509
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:37,120
And then you have the guy over here playing badminton, not making any money.

510
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,120
But I get it. Well, because it's not about money.

511
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,320
It's being about the best athlete for that sport.

512
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,320
But I agree with you.

513
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,040
If you play that sport and you make money doing it,

514
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,600
you should not be in the Olympics. Correct.

515
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,400
That applies in any sport.

516
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,560
Well, that applies to soccer, basketball, hockey.

517
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,840
What else? Cricket.

518
00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,120
And evidently breakdancing. Oh, did you see they got breakdancing

519
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,640
in the Olympics? That is so stupid.

520
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,800
And there was some major, major chatter about that.

521
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,120
Well, it's because the chick from Australia.

522
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,640
What happened? I never saw some of the stuff they were doing.

523
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,240
Now, I saw some video of these breakdancers.

524
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,240
Look, I'm not a fan of it, but I will tell you,

525
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:21,840
those people have incredible core strength to do some of the show.

526
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,000
Oh, yeah. They should move into gymnastics.

527
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,400
Yeah. OK. Agreed.

528
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,880
So they're saying they may not do it again.

529
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,800
But why shouldn't? Because this lady.

530
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,880
Well, what happened? She got no score.

531
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,840
Well, she was terrible. For one thing, she was 36 year old

532
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:39,680
professor from somewhere studying and she was wallowing on her head.

533
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,320
Human body movement or something like that.

534
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,280
OK. And she went there.

535
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,200
She goes, I know I can't do what they want to do,

536
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,280
but I wanted to do this interpretive thing and show them a different style.

537
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,280
And she ruined it for everyone.

538
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,840
She looked like me out there.

539
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,440
She looked like a tar just just wallowing around on the ground.

540
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,040
Yeah, she was just bending around.

541
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,560
You can do your neck thing.

542
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,440
I just got to do that for like three minutes.

543
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,160
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

544
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,240
But three minutes to the beat and then and then and then maybe

545
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,360
and then maybe put your arms up and down.

546
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,400
You know, I don't know.

547
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,000
Hey, I'd give you a score.

548
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,280
It was I think it brought

549
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,720
the silliness of that quote.

550
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,440
It was mockery. There's mockery.

551
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,200
Well, she was a mocky that I know, but it came across that way.

552
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,800
Everybody else mocked it.

553
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,000
It was terrible. Yeah.

554
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,400
And it was a it was a big hit.

555
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:33,200
And the thing is, for she got there because she won their trials.

556
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,960
She was the best that Australia had.

557
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,040
Now, did she change it up when she got there?

558
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,720
No. Or was she good?

559
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,600
OK, so they say, sir, can you can you pull up some of the video?

560
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,200
I'm not seeing any of Australia's break dancer.

561
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,200
But yeah, I mean, they must suck in Australia.

562
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,320
I don't know. But that's not possible.

563
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,160
I don't know.

564
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,320
Well, I mean, there were some that were were really good.

565
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,440
I mean, yeah, it's kind of that's I can't believe that they can actually do that stuff.

566
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,040
It's a break dancing right there.

567
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,360
Yeah. So something went horribly wrong.

568
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,960
I'm not sure what embarrassing. OK, here we go.

569
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,040
So the Ray guns ruins fantastic.

570
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,320
I'll see effort. So you have some of those people out there like right there.

571
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,320
All right. Here we go. All right.

572
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,440
Show this abysmal effort here.

573
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,280
Are they going to show it or they're just going to show her?

574
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,760
Oh, they're not going to show it.

575
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,560
Come on. Why do they do shit like that?

576
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,040
Find one that they're actually going to show.

577
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,920
I don't know. I don't want to embarrass her.

578
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,960
You know, it's too late. She embarrassed herself way too late.

579
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,440
I'll tell you. I'll tell you why we're waiting for this.

580
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,400
I mean, other things that we're doing at night when we're watching the Olympics

581
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:40,640
and other stuff, you know, you watch you mentioned that you watch six hours of Netflix.

582
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,240
Kidding, but it's probably three.

583
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,640
Well, I mean, part of the Netflix scene.

584
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,040
Here she is. Here she is. Here we go.

585
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,640
Yeah, there she goes.

586
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,840
She's doing some stuff I can't do.

587
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,640
Well, that's what I mean. I mean, I can't.

588
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,240
She's like a six inch vertical leap there.

589
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:01,440
But then she gets on the ground and just like kind of bends back and forth like a.

590
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,840
I don't know what she's doing.

591
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,240
No, they literally gave her no point.

592
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,040
I want to see what she's on the ground.

593
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,640
What she's like, she touches.

594
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,240
She like bends into a you and then back like touches her feet.

595
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,840
It's like, oh, she's on the ground.

596
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,440
She's like, oh, she's on her feet.

597
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,640
It's so silly looking as they're not going to show it.

598
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,640
I wonder if they did she do that during the trials in Australia?

599
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,240
Because there's no way they would let her through.

600
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,840
I don't know.

601
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,040
Oh, that's embarrassing.

602
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,840
That's too bad.

603
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,040
Well, look, so you were talking about the doing the Netflix thing.

604
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,440
Have you guys seen the Netflix,

605
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,840
the the the new Ghostbusters that was put on Netflix?

606
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,040
No. Yes.

607
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,440
I was at the all girl version.

608
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,240
No, it's the frozen.

609
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240
No, it's not.

610
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240
Did you say frozen?

611
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240
Yeah. Yeah.

612
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,440
Yeah. So there was the Ghostbusters, the Frozen Empire.

613
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,640
I was watching that.

614
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,640
You know, I was kind of like, hey, we'll see what happens.

615
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,040
I don't know.

616
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,840
Is that Paul Rudd or Paul Rudd was in there?

617
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,440
Okay.

618
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,440
Of course, the classic one and you know, Bill Murray's in it, right?

619
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,440
Yeah, Bill Murray.

620
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,240
It was straight to Netflix.

621
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,040
I guess.

622
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:03,640
No, it did not.

623
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,640
It was in the theater.

624
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,440
It was in the theater.

625
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,240
I was in the theater.

626
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,840
Well, I mean, this came out in two thousand twenty four.

627
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,440
So it went pretty quick.

628
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,040
It was quick.

629
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,240
But yeah, I was at the theaters.

630
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,640
Oh, wow.

631
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,640
So what's the I am?

632
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,240
Hold on.

633
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,840
This is how fast it went to the movie theaters.

634
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,640
The release date was March 22nd.

635
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,440
Correct.

636
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,040
All right.

637
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,240
Am so it went pretty freaking quick.

638
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,440
Well, Twisters is now streaming.

639
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,440
Now, so that just came out.

640
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,640
Heard that's good, too.

641
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,440
Well, I think what they what they do is they get their money

642
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,440
and then they their Don.

643
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,440
So they did the box office.

644
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,640
They generated two hundred one point nine million dollars.

645
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,040
It's not like before where maybe would be out for six months.

646
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:42,440
Yeah.

647
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,840
And then they move on and then it would go away.

648
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,640
Then it would come out on VHS or eventually DVD.

649
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,040
They make a shit ton of other movie.

650
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:57,440
And then ultimately it end up on HBO or I wouldn't mind watching.

651
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,240
They had some of the original cast.

652
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,040
You know, they had William Murray, Dan Aykroyd,

653
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:08,240
that Emmy Hudson, the black dude that was the what's that doing?

654
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,840
Oh, Ernie Hudson.

655
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,440
Ernie Hudson.

656
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,040
I'm sorry.

657
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,240
And then there's a William Atherton.

658
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,640
William Atherton was the asshole mayor.

659
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,240
Oh, yeah.

660
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,440
That was one of the officials is I'm going to shut you down.

661
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,640
He plays a good asshole.

662
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,040
Yeah, he always played a good.

663
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,240
So we got a six point one on IMDB.

664
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,840
That's not dismal.

665
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,640
That's actually for a movie like that.

666
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,840
Pretty good. Right.

667
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,240
Yeah, it was look, it was it was cheesy.

668
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,240
It was a kids movie.

669
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,640
But the thing about it is that I was watching.

670
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,440
I was looking at Bill Murray.

671
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,040
I was looking at Dan Aykroyd and I was thinking, man,

672
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:45,040
I remember when those guys were younger and they were doing their their skits

673
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,040
with SNL and that was someone to me.

674
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,440
That was some of the classic stuff that that I enjoyed.

675
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,640
It's like the very first SNL shit way back in the late 70s.

676
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,640
We're talking Blues Brothers.

677
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,840
Yeah, those Blues Brothers Brothers and you had Eddie Murphy.

678
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,240
You know, that was probably towards the 80s.

679
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,240
Then you had the Dana Carey.

680
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,240
Yeah.

681
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240
With the Wains World with Mike Meyer.

682
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,840
Is that his name? Mike Meyer?

683
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,240
Yeah, he did.

684
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,240
What was the British guy with the Austin Powers?

685
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:22,440
Yeah, that so yeah, I haven't watched Silent Live in.

686
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,440
Probably 20 years. Bring up some of the the old SNL stuff.

687
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:32,640
For one, you got William Farrell back, you know, John Belushi.

688
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,640
There's let's see, Dan Aykroyd, there's a Kristen Wigg.

689
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,640
She's a little bit older.

690
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,640
You know, Chris Farley.

691
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,640
Let's not forget the Bill Hader.

692
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,240
So what were some of the recurring like you talked about Chevy Chase.

693
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,840
Remember the pump them up Hanson.

694
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,640
I'm pumped you up.

695
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,640
So yeah, not necessarily the one and done skits, although there's

696
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,840
some really good ones, but what were the recurring ones that every

697
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,040
time they did it, it was like a hit.

698
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,240
Oh, Eddie Murphy.

699
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,040
Here's one. He was doing that.

700
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,640
He do this.

701
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,640
Oh, yeah.

702
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,640
Hot tub.

703
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,640
I sit my foot in it.

704
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,640
Oh, hot, hot tub.

705
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,240
He's got it.

706
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,840
He's got it.

707
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,840
Let's play a little bit of that.

708
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,840
He's funny, man.

709
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,840
Welcome to Ms.

710
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,840
Mojo.

711
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,840
Damn, they just fucking.

712
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,840
Why can't we ever?

713
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,840
Number 10, Wayne's World.

714
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,840
Oh, this is a countdown.

715
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:23,840
Okay.

716
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,840
I mean, that is one of them.

717
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,240
But that was one that was the recurring one for sure.

718
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,240
Wayne Campbell with me as always is Gers.

719
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,240
Party on Wayne.

720
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,040
They had a couple of movies too.

721
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,640
Yes.

722
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,640
These guys are like losers in the basement, right?

723
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,240
It must be a precursor of Beavis the Butthead.

724
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,640
Yes, it was.

725
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,640
I wonder if he got his inspiration off of Wayne's World.

726
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,040
I bet you he did.

727
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,040
I bet you he did.

728
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,440
Okay, Gers.

729
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,040
You don't have to do that every time.

730
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,040
Oh, good. I was starting to hyperventilate.

731
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040
There were a few.

732
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,840
Then this was called

733
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,440
Live from New York.

734
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,240
It's Saturday night.

735
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,840
I got to tell you that just to stay, you know, they got Gumbi with

736
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,240
any more for that, but just to hear that every single week,

737
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,840
I used to watch Saturday Night Live every week.

738
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,040
It was something I looked forward to because it was fun.

739
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,240
And then it just turned ugly with all the stupid politics.

740
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,240
It got political.

741
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,040
Well, then it eventually got political.

742
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,040
Well, they've always had fun of political.

743
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,240
But it wasn't ugly.

744
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,440
Yeah, it was funny.

745
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,440
They don't take a side.

746
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,240
They just make fun of the politicians.

747
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,040
Of the time.

748
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,640
Yes.

749
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,440
And now?

750
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,840
And now they get political.

751
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840
They dog one side or the other.

752
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,440
Correct. No, it's one side.

753
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,640
Yeah, anybody who played Gumbi was funny as hell.

754
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,840
You know, then they had one of them dressed up as who did Mr.

755
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,640
Rogers.

756
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,240
It was Phil Hartman, wasn't it?

757
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,240
Was it?

758
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,640
Yeah, Phil Hartman was another one.

759
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,640
They have a lot of tragedies that occurred.

760
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,440
Phil Hartman.

761
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,840
Yeah, he killed himself.

762
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,040
Or did he kill himself or his wife kill him?

763
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,040
Do we know?

764
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,040
I don't know.

765
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:55,840
Oh, Phil Hartman?

766
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,240
Yes.

767
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,640
I thought he had a heart attack, no?

768
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,440
I thought his wife killed him.

769
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,040
Well, they all did tons of cocaine.

770
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,640
You know, there's Adam Sandler.

771
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,440
I don't remember.

772
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,240
I was never a huge fan of Adam Sandler.

773
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,840
And they had like the coneheads.

774
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,040
Remember the coneheads?

775
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,640
Some of his jinkers are great.

776
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,840
There's the females.

777
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,840
There's Rachel Dratch, which she's got a current commercial

778
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,640
on right now.

779
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,240
There you go.

780
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
The coneheads.

781
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,640
The movie was good, too.

782
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,840
Oh, they had a movie?

783
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,240
Oh, yeah.

784
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,240
I didn't know that.

785
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,040
They had a movie.

786
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,040
David Spade.

787
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,040
Then you had Chris Farley doing the man down by the river.

788
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,440
In a van!

789
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,640
What are you going to do?

790
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:40,040
You're going to live in a van down by the river.

791
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,640
He's like adjusting his pants.

792
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,840
Yes.

793
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,840
Oh, the one with Patrick Swayze when they did the Chip and Dale.

794
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,040
Dude.

795
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,240
And you know, every single time, Chris Farley

796
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,040
was totally over the top, totally over the top.

797
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,440
He embraced his fatness.

798
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,040
Oh, my god.

799
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,840
He knew what he was.

800
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,240
And he's like, I don't give a fuck.

801
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,640
He was so over the top.

802
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,040
That's what made it so funny.

803
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,040
And then everybody around him would start laughing.

804
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,840
Who's this lady?

805
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,440
Baba Wawa.

806
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,840
Barbara Walters.

807
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,040
Yeah, well, she's playing her.

808
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,640
But who was the actress?

809
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,240
I forget.

810
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,440
She was great.

811
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,840
She was married to the guy in Stir Crazy.

812
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,840
Gilda Radner.

813
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,640
Yes.

814
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,440
Is that her name?

815
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,240
Something like that.

816
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,240
John Belushi, man.

817
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,440
Gilda Radner.

818
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:26,040
There you go.

819
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,440
It's Gilda Radner.

820
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,040
You're right.

821
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,640
Yes.

822
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,640
She died young, too.

823
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,040
She got cancer.

824
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,740
Well, the whole SNL kit was those guys were all just

825
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,440
hopped up on Coke.

826
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:38,940
Right.

827
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:39,840
I'm sure they were.

828
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,640
It was a sign of the times, for sure.

829
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,440
It's too bad we got to listen to the stuff there.

830
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,840
I know, the British lady here.

831
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,240
Let's assist the church lady.

832
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,840
That was Dana Carvey with her.

833
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,640
Every SNL person hopes for a bright girl.

834
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,240
All right, we can kill the audio on that.

835
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,040
Well, you know what?

836
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,440
I kind of wanted to dive into that.

837
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,040
It's too bad.

838
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:03,040
You know, this is why we should have a little pre.

839
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,840
We actually sent some links up, and we get like the...

840
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Well, that's why...

841
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,640
Because I want to do like, I'm here to pump you up.

842
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,440
I'm Hans, and I'm Franz, you know?

843
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,040
Right.

844
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,640
No, I get it.

845
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,240
That's why people who get paid for this actually have teams

846
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,440
that put this shit together.

847
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,640
You're talking about podcasts?

848
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,440
Yes.

849
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:25,040
So I mean, when our loyal, awesome listeners start taking

850
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,040
off...

851
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,840
Eddie Murphy does a version of Mr. Rogers.

852
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,840
Mr. Robinson.

853
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,040
Yeah, Mr. Robinson.

854
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,240
Well, he also...

855
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,840
He's the Mr. Rogers in the hood.

856
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Yeah, he also...

857
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,640
Oh, yeah, that's right.

858
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,040
He's a criminal.

859
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,840
But he also does the one, the song.

860
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,440
Remember?

861
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,440
He has his album.

862
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,040
Party all the time, party all the time.

863
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,040
No, no, Butt Wheat.

864
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,240
Butt Wheat.

865
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,240
Remember he had an album that...

866
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,240
From the Lil Rascals Butt Wheat?

867
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,240
No.

868
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,240
Eddie Murphy had...

869
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,240
Oh, yeah.

870
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,240
He had the...

871
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,240
Oh, come on.

872
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,240
No, I mean, I don't remember the song though.

873
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,240
Yeah, remember he had...

874
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,240
It was a whole album of crazy songs.

875
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,240
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

876
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,240
Remember Wookenpunub?

877
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,240
Wookenpunub.

878
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,240
Oh, yeah.

879
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,240
That's what I'm talking about.

880
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,240
It was great.

881
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,240
I've always wanted to live in a house like yours, my friend.

882
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:27,240
Maybe when there's nobody home, I'll break in.

883
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:31,240
It feels real good to walk through the streets again after being in jail doing seven to ten.

884
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:38,240
You know, one of the funniest words I saw, and it's hard to find a video of it, is called

885
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,240
Head Wound Harry.

886
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,240
Head Wound Harry.

887
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,240
Yeah, you mentioned that before.

888
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,240
I found no pleasure in watching any of that.

889
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,240
It was so funny, I thought, because...

890
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,240
You can pause that.

891
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,240
It went sideways, because I think it had Dana Carey in it and Phil Hartman.

892
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,240
It was during that time.

893
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:58,240
And they were having a party, and this guy walks in and he has this massive head wound.

894
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,240
Bloody, just...

895
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,240
Bandages, bleeding through the bandages?

896
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,240
Yeah, no, he didn't have any bandages on.

897
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,240
It was just big, his hair was all screwed up, bloody.

898
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,240
And he goes, I'm not feeling well.

899
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,240
He lays down.

900
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,240
And the family dog comes out.

901
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,240
Oh, here it is, massive head wound Harry.

902
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,240
I can't believe we've actually looked at this, but we can't find it.

903
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,240
Yeah, we did.

904
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,240
Turn it up a little bit.

905
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,240
I don't think I remember this one.

906
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240
Oh, that's Terminator.

907
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,240
That's Terminator.

908
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,240
Terminator Girl.

909
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,240
Yeah.

910
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,240
I forgot her name.

911
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240
Hey, great party.

912
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,240
Gross.

913
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:37,240
I'm sorry I'm late, I forgot where you lived.

914
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,240
Oh my God!

915
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,240
That's okay, Harry.

916
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,240
I feel dizzy.

917
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Well, what's funny, I think, is when the dog comes out.

918
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Would you like to lay down, maybe, in the garage?

919
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,240
That's Linda Hamilton, right?

920
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,240
I just need some food to get my strength back.

921
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,240
I lost a little blood on the way over here.

922
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,240
Oh, you've got to try some of these shrimp, friend.

923
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Yes.

924
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:09,240
Oh, I'm sorry, let me help you with that.

925
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,240
I better go see if he's all right.

926
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,240
No, no, no, you stay here.

927
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,240
So anyway, the dog.

928
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,240
How'd that go sideways?

929
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,240
Well, the dog eventually comes out.

930
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240
It starts eating his head.

931
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,240
It starts licking it, and they put something on it to get the dog to eat it.

932
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:24,240
And he starts ripping the prosthetic off because he wants to eat it.

933
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,240
And David's trying to hold it on.

934
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:29,240
And so everybody's laughing.

935
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,240
Yeah, trying to go.

936
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:34,240
See, that's my favorite thing about F&L skits is when everybody starts losing their shit.

937
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,240
Like the cowbell one.

938
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,240
Oh, the cowbell.

939
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,240
And Jimmy Fallon starts losing his shit because.

940
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,240
Yeah, the only person I don't like is Jimmy Fallon.

941
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240
I like him because, oh, here it is.

942
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,240
The dog.

943
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,240
Look at him, he's laughing.

944
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,240
Did Carpenter.

945
00:34:52,240 --> 00:35:09,240
He's smiling.

946
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,240
Oh, my God.

947
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,240
So there's a golden retriever that came out of the set.

948
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240
It was a great, great, great, great guy.

949
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,240
And I think he's a great person.

950
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,240
And he's a great guy.

951
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,240
And I think he's a great guy.

952
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,240
And then he's a great guy.

953
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,240
And he was looking at the other.

954
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,240
He was looking and now chewed off a chunk of.

955
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,240
Look at Chris Farley.

956
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,240
Anyway, I think that's hilarious.

957
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,240
I think what would skits.

958
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,240
Something like that happens.

959
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:31,240
And they can't hold it anymore.

960
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,240
Right.

961
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,240
It doesn't go as planned.

962
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,240
Oh, that's my favorite.

963
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,240
When when they lose their shit.

964
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,240
Anyway.

965
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,240
Except for Jimmy Fallon.

966
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,240
I don't like him.

967
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:45,960
But it still makes it funny. Yeah, I tell you I just Jimmy Fallon is just a piece of as a human being

968
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:51,280
I was it because of his talk show. Yeah, yeah because he just he's a piece. Yeah

969
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,860
Try not to inject that though because he is a funny comedian. He is

970
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:58,880
Yeah, well, he's got some smart things that he does on his show

971
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,480
at least he used to I haven't seen any a while like he used to do the

972
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:07,680
Like the latest hit song he would get his band that the roots that play for him, right?

973
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,920
And they ought to get children's instruments

974
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:18,200
That's like the infant kind, you know like the little xylophones right and they would try to play this on a kazoo

975
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:25,200
And I like spoons and everything so there's like ten people and they're playing this stuff and you get the actual artists singing it

976
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,520
And some of her pretty good

977
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:37,280
It's unique. Yes, it is unique and it's actually good. It is entertaining but yet I still can't I can't let it go because he's such a

978
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,760
He has so much influence on people when he says stuff and I think it's

979
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:50,040
Irresponsible. I know to say the type of stuff they say and that includes the others of people like Robert De Niro

980
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,360
Yeah, well Robert De Niro what a putz, you know, but Colbert Maya Rudolph, you know who she is

981
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,960
She's like part of the original. Yeah, she's in in

982
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:06,920
Theocracy she's great. Right. Yeah, she's are you saying? Are you saying she's woke? Yes, annoyingly woke

983
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:12,760
Yes, I mean, I mean I enjoy the shit out of her. I enjoy but look I like them all they're all very talented

984
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:19,600
And it saddens me to say this but it it takes away from my experience watching them because that's kind of like man

985
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,680
It's hard. You're not alone. John. You know, you're not alone

986
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:27,480
There's a lot of people that like they just can't like me. I can't watch Robert De Niro now. I can't watch him

987
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,480
Yeah, it makes me nauseous

988
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,360
Because he's such a fucking just douchebag. He's just an old bitter man

989
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:40,120
Yeah, I mean and if I was ever softening on that when he was outside of the courthouse in New York

990
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,880
He looked like a fool. He looked like a fool and it made me realize dude

991
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,560
He just he doesn't even have the ability to know when to say when

992
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:52,800
I mean, you know, I mean, yeah, yeah, it's unfortunate. It is unfortunate because like you said

993
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:57,920
I mean these these are the actors and comedians and singers that we grew up watching

994
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,640
You know or listening to and it's yeah, it's it sucks. I hate to I hate to go

995
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,080
I will tell you one of the the one of my favorite

996
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:15,080
SNL characters right or person actors is Kate McKinnon. She talented. Yeah, she's funny. I think she's great

997
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:20,200
She shuts her mouth. I haven't heard her say a whole lot of stuff. I'm sure she had but I mean I haven't heard her

998
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:26,520
Right. She plays all coming because she's played Hillary Clinton. I mean, they're funny. I mean you've got Tina Fey

999
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,960
And some of her when she was dressed up like Sarah Palin

1000
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:36,400
Yeah, no, but she said some shit about it and it made me go, you know not like Tina Fey, right?

1001
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,400
I was like, why can't you just play her and have that be funny, right?

1002
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,680
But you don't have to at when the cameras are not rolling or you know when the the filming is over with

1003
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,160
She dogs Sarah Palin. I was like

1004
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,000
What the hell man, just be a comedian and enjoy the moment and be funny

1005
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:57,400
You don't have to like alienate the people who like the people you're impersonating. That's why I don't watch

1006
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:04,400
Life today. I know I don't either I don't either because I see some sketches that you know that they're like this is gonna watch it

1007
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,400
I was like this is bad, right?

1008
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,560
Well the from the SNL straight to the movie theater like they have

1009
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,160
Combos like Chris Farley and David Spade

1010
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,920
They have do they have folks from SNL making movies today like they did no

1011
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:24,720
No, not like they did because they like that was Tommy Bori and Tommy boy black sheep

1012
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,240
But then you had like spies like us with

1013
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:35,040
She made several movies. Yeah, she was also in a TV show 30 Rock

1014
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:40,400
Yeah, she was six out of five or six years. I think yeah, they're watched it. There's a bunch out there

1015
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,400
She did a lot of things

1016
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,920
I think she directed and produced and acted and she's very I don't take away from her talent

1017
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,920
She's really connected. She just needs you just need to keep your mouth shut man

1018
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,400
Why is it why is that so hard for them just a lot of actors do it?

1019
00:39:54,400 --> 00:40:01,040
They just keep the mouth shut right and they are they're fine, right? I know you know, just keep your mouth shut. I know

1020
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,800
So they've the coneheads is one but you've got McGrouber you got Wayne's World

1021
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,680
You know, it's done with SNL by the time it Gruber came around. I don't even I've never even heard of it

1022
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:15,240
How about how about superstar? You know the girl that oh, yeah, she was smell our armpits smell her armpits

1023
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:23,240
The actor's name is funny. God bless that. She's super. I think she's beautiful Kristen wig. Oh, yeah. Oh, she is pretty

1024
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,240
She is pretty

1025
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,240
What about Pat? Yeah, Pat

1026
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:32,880
God the that would be a pro not as a rock story. It would totally be that's a transsexual right or no

1027
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,080
No, that's the whole thing. You're a sexual right? You just don't know it's Pat

1028
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,080
So they got blue that was the whole point of the skit

1029
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,080
It was like they're trying to figure out if it boy or girl, right?

1030
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:47,080
And they should always be or he would always be elusive

1031
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:53,200
Yes, how about that? I'm an answer about the the the guy that did the the black guy that does ladies man

1032
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,080
All right, that one. Here's a skit on Pat right here. What's it?

1033
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,080
Roll the audio on this is to see if this is funny at all

1034
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,080
Or ma'am

1035
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,080
Thank you

1036
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,080
God

1037
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,080
A lot of people say what's that? It's Pat

1038
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,080
A lot of people ask who's he or she

1039
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,080
I wonder if this would be allowed

1040
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:22,080
This would not go now. This would not be acceptable now. No, it would upset the trans- transgender

1041
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,080
I think it would

1042
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,080
Here comes the guy that does the skit

1043
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,080
He's got a little moose knuckle on there. You're like, what is it?

1044
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:37,080
Yeah, that's the chick from Beetlejuice and from Schitt's Creek

1045
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,080
And Home Alone

1046
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,080
Who plays Pat?

1047
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:46,080
I have no idea. I have no idea. I don't know who plays it. It's a chick

1048
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,080
For anything?

1049
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,080
Ma'am?

1050
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:56,080
For music perhaps? I won't be needing any mambo music today

1051
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,080
I need some disposable change

1052
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,080
It takes a little while to develop these skits

1053
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:08,080
For one thing, the actual person is just a freak

1054
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,080
The way she's acting

1055
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,080
Totally a freak

1056
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,080
Jeleck double edged brawny

1057
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:20,080
Anyway, they just did the whole thing and they're trying to figure out what gender

1058
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,080
Which is less expensive

1059
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,080
Jeleck, fine

1060
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,080
Good, good, good

1061
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,080
Wait a minute, I haven't completed my purses

1062
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:34,080
You tell us she's got like Asperger's disease or Asperger's syndrome

1063
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,080
Who knows what's going on with that

1064
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,080
I think this would get shot down today

1065
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:42,080
It totally would. I don't think they would even get to that point

1066
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:46,080
Well, you know what, the Saturday Live is something I grew up with

1067
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,080
It was really popular back then

1068
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:52,080
But why can't they clue into the fact that it's not now?

1069
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,080
And why isn't it now?

1070
00:42:54,080 --> 00:43:00,080
They're like, fuck it, we have 30% of the country, let's just keep rolling with it

1071
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,080
Is that what they're thinking?

1072
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:06,080
Oh shit, 30%, they're nowhere near that rating

1073
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,080
I bet you their ratings are low

1074
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,080
I'm just saying they have 30% of support, meaning that's really all the Democrats that they have

1075
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,080
Because it's 70-30 for sure

1076
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080
I know, but you hear what I'm saying though

1077
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:22,080
If they can't recognize that people aren't watching anymore and maybe they should just kind of focus on entertainment

1078
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,080
Well, the guy who created it may not give a shit

1079
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,080
He may just be like, I've made my 100 million

1080
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,080
He's like, I want to milk this and get our message out

1081
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,080
Maybe

1082
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,080
As long as they let me

1083
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:39,080
Hey, let's change gears here and kind of pull up this ol' whiskey that we're drinking right now

1084
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,080
I don't even know, I forgot the name of it

1085
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:46,080
It's Bowman Brothers

1086
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,080
Bowman Brothers, the Virginia straight bourbon whiskey, small batch

1087
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:56,080
John J. Abraham, Joseph, and Isaac Bowman were Virginia militia officers in the American Revolutionary War

1088
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,080
This handcrafted bourbon whiskey is a tribute to their heroism

1089
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,080
Our Bowman Brothers small batch bourbon is still three times using the finest corn rye and malted barley

1090
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,080
Producing distinct hints of vanilla spice and oak

1091
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:13,080
The thing with this is they source their juice from buffalo trays

1092
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,080
And then they do?

1093
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,080
So it's ancient age?

1094
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,080
No, it's the Blanton's

1095
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,080
It is the same juice that they make Blanton's out of

1096
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,080
And then they take it and do their own stuff with it

1097
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,080
And they don't blend it, but they...

1098
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,080
Well, I don't know, they have different, this is a small batch

1099
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,080
Buffalo trays does a variety, so they get their juice, so are you saying...

1100
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,080
Well, they say it's the same juice that they make Blanton's out of

1101
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:39,080
Alright, well, so...

1102
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,080
That... it's interesting, I don't know how to respond to that

1103
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,080
I'm like, well, so they make different juice for different bourbons?

1104
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,080
Yes, they're different mash pills

1105
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:52,080
But I remember telling you guys when I came back from Kentucky

1106
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:57,080
I was shocked to find that there were five different... I think it was Heaven Hill?

1107
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,080
Or was it Jim Beam? I don't remember now, I think it was Heaven Hill

1108
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,080
Heaven Hill had five different brands

1109
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,080
All five of them were the exact same...

1110
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,080
That was Jim Beam

1111
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,080
The exact same stuff coming off the still

1112
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,080
Right

1113
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:18,080
And then where they aged it in the Rick House decided which bottle brand it went into

1114
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,080
Correct

1115
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,080
Which is shocking, which means there was that much of a difference

1116
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:29,080
Well, just like the mash pill that they make Pappy's out of is the same one that ancient age is

1117
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,080
Right

1118
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,080
Same mash pill

1119
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,080
But it's aged in...

1120
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,080
It's aged differently

1121
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,080
Differently in different barrels in a different place

1122
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,080
Different areas

1123
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,080
It's crazy, right?

1124
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,080
Yep, it is

1125
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,080
I just couldn't believe what I was hearing, I was like, literally, you're saying all that

1126
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:46,080
And I even asked them, I go, so when it's going into the barrels, how do you know what you want it to be at the end?

1127
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:53,080
Do you decide in the beginning, this is going to be this bottle of brand or this brand or this different label?

1128
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:57,080
And they kind of didn't say that that was the case

1129
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,080
I think it's probably an educated guess that says in this area we get this bottle

1130
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,080
So let's put it up there and we should get that bottle

1131
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,080
Right

1132
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,080
If it's down here, we should get this bottle, so we're going to make this many barrels of this

1133
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,080
Insane

1134
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,080
But we may get something else at the same time

1135
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,080
Yeah, it was really fascinating

1136
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,080
And we got a little bit of that when we went to Iron Root, remember?

1137
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,080
We talked about where they put it in the Rick House, and they have just a little one

1138
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:27,080
But where it goes in the Rick House makes a huge difference in what it ends up being

1139
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,080
Correct

1140
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,080
It's from the exterior or the perimeter of the building versus the interior

1141
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,080
Versus bottom or top

1142
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,080
If they want to protect it, they'll put it in the middle so it doesn't get as hot

1143
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,080
Angel Cherish

1144
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:45,080
Yeah, that in the amount of absorption, if it's on the perimeter it absorbs more because I guess it's hotter

1145
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,080
It's forced into the wood

1146
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:55,080
And if they wanted to age longer without a strong oak pole, they put it in the center

1147
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,080
Right, where it's most temperate

1148
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,080
It is interesting

1149
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:03,080
And something about Iron Root that they mention is that they taste theirs frequently

1150
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,080
I don't know how often

1151
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:07,080
I think after a certain age they start tasting it monthly, they said

1152
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,080
Yeah, that's exactly right

1153
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,080
So that was kind of interesting, I never heard that

1154
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,080
And I've never heard of another distiller that does that

1155
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,080
Right, it sounds like they're alcoholics

1156
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:19,080
So what do we think about this?

1157
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,080
Talk about Bowman Brothers

1158
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,080
I mean, it's 90 proof

1159
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,080
Yeah, it's extremely, look, it doesn't

1160
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,080
I think the nose has a lot of sweetness on it

1161
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,080
It's good

1162
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080
A lot of sweetness

1163
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,080
It's sweet, it's easy to drink, it's super easy to drink

1164
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,080
I could literally fucking drink this

1165
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,080
Yeah, super easy

1166
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,080
But it doesn't have any long lasting notes

1167
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,080
It's like once you're done, you're done

1168
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080
It's not super rich

1169
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Yeah, the finish ends pretty quick

1170
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,080
Yeah, it's not super rich

1171
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:49,080
And again, I think we, guys, I think we've had enough bourbons now to know that

1172
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,080
We're not going to get that kind of experience from a lower proof bourbon

1173
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,080
No, like Paul, it doesn't last very long

1174
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,080
No, but it is pleasing to drink

1175
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,080
And I'm pleasing to drink

1176
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,080
So

1177
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,080
So but it is pleasing to drink

1178
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,080
Like I could sit there and you could sip on this

1179
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,080
Oh yeah, for sure

1180
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:12,080
You know, you just pour yourself a couple fingers in a low ball and just sip on it all night

1181
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,080
Yep

1182
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,080
I would need a carafe of this

1183
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,080
Well, if you're getting drunk

1184
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,080
Yeah

1185
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,080
No, if you just want to enjoy some bourbon

1186
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,080
I'll tell you what, this would be really easy to get drunk on

1187
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,080
Oh yeah, it'd be like

1188
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,080
Because you would drink a lot in a short time period

1189
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,080
Yeah

1190
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,080
And that's not like drinking beer

1191
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,080
No

1192
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,080
I mean, you're getting blown up quick

1193
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,080
Yes

1194
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,080
It tastes good

1195
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,080
It tastes good, I got like a little

1196
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,080
Actually, I taste licorice, I taste raisins, a little stone fruit

1197
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,080
I'm not being sarcastic

1198
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,080
I taste all that

1199
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,080
Yeah, that's a lot

1200
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,080
I mean, it's just, it's not

1201
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,080
We look for depth of richness

1202
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,080
No, no, no, we're not looking for that

1203
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:48,080
We are getting used to really deep, rich, really flavorful taste

1204
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,080
I think so

1205
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:53,080
It's not to say that there aren't nice, you know, wonderful flavor

1206
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,080
It just seems really light

1207
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,080
Yeah, again, I think it's

1208
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,080
It's dainty

1209
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,080
It's very quick

1210
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,080
And the biggest thing I pick up on it is the sweetness

1211
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,080
Especially when you're done and you, on the lips

1212
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,080
I tell you what

1213
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,080
Ooh

1214
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,080
So don't do that again, that was horrible

1215
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,080
But we play that, Mr. Pettit

1216
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,080
There's a lot of our friends out there

1217
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,080
Shout out to Larry, he's probably one of them

1218
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:20,080
That they, some of these folks out there don't really like a super strong one

1219
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,080
So 90 proof is probably excellent and perfect for them

1220
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,080
I would recommend this

1221
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,080
So if 90 proof is what you like

1222
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,080
It's great

1223
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,080
Then this one is good for you

1224
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,080
It's the Bowman Brothers Pioneer Spirit

1225
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,080
This one particular one is the Virginia Straight Bourbon Whiskey Small Batch

1226
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:41,080
It's a product of Virginia and it's 45% alcohol, 90 proof

1227
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,080
I think it was around 40, 45 bucks

1228
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,080
You know, I know we've hinted at having, or maybe we should do this before

1229
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,080
But, you know, because it's hard to rank plus 100 proof ones

1230
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,080
Or plus 110 plus proofs

1231
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,080
With, you know, less than, you know, 100 or less

1232
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:02,080
Like, if I put this up against a really good 117 proof

1233
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,080
This one's gonna lose

1234
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:07,080
But if I put this up against other 90 proof bourbons

1235
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,080
This one's pretty damn good

1236
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,080
I think that's what you need to do

1237
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:14,080
You need to do the, I don't even know if it's 100 down and 100 up

1238
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,080
Or 105 down and 105 up or whatever

1239
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,080
Right

1240
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,080
We need to talk about that

1241
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:24,080
I think we need to have a, for a low proof this is a 8

1242
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,080
Yeah

1243
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,080
For, overall I'd give it a 6.5

1244
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,080
Perfect

1245
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080
Whatever, you know

1246
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,080
Right, or like I said we just rank, you know, categories of proof

1247
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,080
Well, I think you're right

1248
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,080
For a 90 proof this is extremely good

1249
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,080
Very smooth

1250
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,080
I'd give this a high

1251
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,080
I would give this a very high rating

1252
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,080
For a 90 proof

1253
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:49,080
So it sounds like our ranking categories need to change up a little bit

1254
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,080
They do

1255
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,080
I think they do

1256
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,080
Because this can't rate against the nose mill

1257
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,080
Yeah

1258
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,080
Or anything like that

1259
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,080
And it's not meant to do, right?

1260
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,080
I mean that's the thing

1261
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,080
It's a different animal

1262
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Well then we gotta, we gotta, we have to have a sliding scale

1263
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,080
So I'm with you

1264
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,080
You know, I think 6 is a little low

1265
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,080
6.5's a little low

1266
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,080
But you know what, I'm finding most of our whiskeys were kind of like

1267
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,080
Falling into that

1268
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Right, the 7's

1269
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,080
Falling into that 7 category

1270
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,080
Right

1271
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,080
You know, and if I were to rate this as the same as the other ones

1272
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,080
Yeah, I would put it in the 6's

1273
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,080
But if I'm shopping around for a 90 proof

1274
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,080
I would put this up in the upper levels of the 90's

1275
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,080
Well, and the interesting thing is

1276
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080
Well, that's what I said

1277
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,080
As a 90 proof I'd give it about an 8, 8.5

1278
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,080
Right

1279
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,080
And we'll find the same on the really high proof stuff

1280
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,080
Like we might have something that's 125 proof

1281
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,080
And it is better than any of the 90 proofs we've ever had

1282
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,080
But in that category

1283
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,080
Yeah

1284
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,080
It's down in the 6 range

1285
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,080
Right

1286
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,080
But we never give any of those bourbons a 6

1287
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,080
We need to start doing that

1288
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,080
Because I don't think it's real accurate sometimes

1289
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,080
I agree

1290
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,080
Looking back

1291
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:56,080
Because a lot of our shit is right around the 6.5 to 7.5 range

1292
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,080
Yep

1293
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,080
Here's the thing that sucks

1294
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,080
We have to start over

1295
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,080
And drink all of those all over again

1296
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,080
Damn it

1297
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,080
Damn it

1298
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,080
How are we going to deal with that guy?

1299
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,080
All those empty bottles out there

1300
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,080
We have to buy them again

1301
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,080
Yeah, we have to buy them again

1302
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,080
Son of a bitch

1303
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,080
Maybe we should take an early break to get over this

1304
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,080
Let's go start

1305
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,080
Actually we need to win the God bless of lottery

1306
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,080
We can't afford anymore

1307
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,080
Shit

1308
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,080
We'll try

1309
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,080
We'll definitely try

1310
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,080
We went to

1311
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,080
We

1312
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,080
Now we'll save that for the second podcast

1313
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,080
But

1314
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,080
Alright, so

1315
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,080
I like it

1316
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,080
I like this a lot

1317
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,080
I'll tell you what

1318
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,080
I'll give it a 6, 8

1319
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,080
As a 90 proof or just an overall?

1320
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,080
You know what?

1321
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,080
I'm going to give it an overall 6, 8

1322
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,080
Because it's fair

1323
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,080
That's a very fair

1324
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,080
I agree with that

1325
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,080
That's a very fair rating

1326
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,080
But if you're into the 90 proofs

1327
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,080
This is one of the better ones

1328
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,080
It's one of the better ones

1329
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,080
I agree with that

1330
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,080
Absolutely

1331
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,080
I would agree with that too

1332
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,080
You know

1333
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,080
Before we dive head first into

1334
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,080
Tampon Tim or any of that kind of shit

1335
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,080
You know

1336
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,080
You had mentioned

1337
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,080
You made a statement out there

1338
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,080
About 150,000 poll watchers

1339
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,080
Now

1340
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,080
Are those

1341
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,080
I thought it was interesting

1342
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,080
Yeah

1343
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,080
Interesting article

1344
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,080
What is that?

1345
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,080
What are you talking about?

1346
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Yeah, so this popped up on my news feed

1347
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,080
It was like

1348
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,080
And I can't remember

1349
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,080
If that was a particular state

1350
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,080
I think it was

1351
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,080
I don't think it was overall

1352
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,080
Well that'd be 3,000 per state

1353
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,080
So are these people that are literally

1354
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,080
That's not a lot

1355
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,080
Staking out

1356
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,080
So I think it was

1357
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,080
In a particular swing state

1358
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,080
Like Pennsylvania or Georgia

1359
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,080
So these are people

1360
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,080
That are monitoring the polls

1361
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,080
To make sure people don't go up there

1362
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,080
And fraudulently just

1363
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,080
Oh yeah, well both parties do that

1364
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,080
Right?

1365
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,080
Both parties submit poll watchers

1366
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,080
At each poll site

1367
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,080
To just kind of make sure things look okay

1368
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,080
Well I think what happened last time

1369
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,080
In 2020

1370
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,080
Is also at 10 o'clock

1371
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,080
They shut it down

1372
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,080
They kicked everyone out

1373
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:42,080
All the Republicans out

1374
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,080
Correct

1375
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080
Yes

1376
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,080
You can't even watch

1377
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,080
We have to all get out

1378
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,080
And they went back

1379
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,080
And started doing their bullshit

1380
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,080
And I know there's this huge

1381
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,080
You know, debate or stigma

1382
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,080
About election denying

1383
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,080
And you know, all this kind of stuff

1384
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,080
But the reality is

1385
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,080
We, everyone

1386
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,080
Everyone needs to feel like

1387
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,080
The elections that we have

1388
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,080
Have integrity

1389
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,080
That we can trust what's coming out of it

1390
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,080
Correct

1391
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,080
And so this is a good thing

1392
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,080
This is, I think

1393
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,080
I think both parties should

1394
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,080
Send as many poll watchers as it takes

1395
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,080
Especially in the swing states

1396
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,080
So that they can all be watching

1397
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,080
And everybody can be comfortable

1398
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,080
That there was nothing weird going on

1399
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,080
Because I think there were a lot of

1400
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,080
Things that popped up that were inappropriate

1401
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,080
Well did you see what

1402
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,080
So that's why I was encouraged

1403
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,080
Well there were chests

1404
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,080
There were carrying cases of ballots

1405
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,080
That they pulled out from underneath tables

1406
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,080
Well they had videos of them

1407
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,080
They had videos of them

1408
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,080
Well they were unsealed

1409
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,080
So they would show up

1410
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,080
You know, because they have to be secure

1411
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,080
And they're showing up without a

1412
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,080
What do you, when you receive a package

1413
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,080
There is a manifest or something

1414
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,080
It's like a tamper proof

1415
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,080
Yeah, but it's

1416
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,080
Sticker

1417
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,080
You know, well you have a

1418
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,080
What is it called?

1419
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,080
An exchange of

1420
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080
I forget the terminology

1421
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080
Transcript

1422
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080
No, it's just like

1423
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,080
A chain of

1424
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,080
A letter of command

1425
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,080
A chain of custody or something like that

1426
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,080
Oh no, no, that's exactly what it is

1427
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,080
Chain of custody

1428
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,080
So it's just like

1429
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,080
It's coming from this person

1430
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,080
This person

1431
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,080
This person

1432
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,080
They know where it came from

1433
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,080
They know who had it

1434
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,080
And they don't have a chain of custody on it

1435
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,080
And they're like, alright, well where did these come from?

1436
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,080
Alright, well we're going to accept them anyways without that

1437
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080
And now we're going to load them in the system

1438
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,080
And they all have the same smudge mark in the upper right hand corner

1439
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,080
Yeah

1440
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,080
Look man

1441
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,080
I'm telling you

1442
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,080
There was a lot of shit that went on

1443
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,080
It's just

1444
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,080
So here's what's encouraging

1445
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,080
Here's what's encouraging

1446
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,080
So everybody's

1447
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,080
I think a little more hyper aware

1448
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,080
Especially on the Republican side

1449
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,080
Because those

1450
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,080
That side think they

1451
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,080
You know, thinks they got screwed

1452
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,080
Right

1453
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,080
And so they're

1454
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,080
They're

1455
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,080
150,000 people have signed up to

1456
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,080
I mean, let's be honest

1457
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,080
Look at the Venezuelan

1458
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,080
Vote that just happened

1459
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,080
They showed the same graph

1460
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,080
Totally fraud

1461
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,080
That happened during the Biden vote

1462
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,080
Oh yeah

1463
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,080
In terms of time of day

1464
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,080
No, it's a scale that

1465
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,080
They show the votes coming up

1466
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,080
And they're registered

1467
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,080
And this is the tally that's going on

1468
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,080
All of a sudden

1469
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,080
Boom

1470
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,080
It goes straight up

1471
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,080
For Maduro

1472
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,080
Yeah

1473
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,080
And I'm like, what the hell

1474
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:02,080
And then they compare it side by side by Biden's

1475
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,080
And it does the same

1476
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,080
God bless them

1477
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,080
And you can't help to think

1478
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,080
All right, well, what's up?

1479
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,080
Something's weird

1480
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,080
Yeah

1481
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,080
So what the Democratic Party is doing this time

1482
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,080
As a new strategy

1483
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,080
Is they're hiring a shit ton of people to

1484
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,080
Focus on the overseas people

1485
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,080
Oh, like military?

1486
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,080
Military, just people stationed over there

1487
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,080
Expat

1488
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,080
Expat

1489
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,080
And they're going to focus on

1490
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,080
The out of country people

1491
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,080
To try to sway it

1492
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,080
And you know why?

1493
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,080
So we

1494
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,080
You know why?

1495
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,080
Need to be right there with them

1496
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,080
You know why?

1497
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,080
Because nobody really knows

1498
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,080
How many people are over there

1499
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,080
And so they can inflate those numbers like crazy

1500
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,080
Well, that's where it's going to come from, I bet

1501
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,080
You following me?

1502
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,080
Oh, yeah

1503
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,080
Are there 3 million people overseas?

1504
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,080
Are there 10 million people overseas?

1505
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,080
Well, I don't know

1506
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,080
Well, just cram as many of those absentee ballots as you can

1507
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,080
Right

1508
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,080
Unbelievable

1509
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,080
And remember, these swing states were decided by

1510
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:02,080
12,000 votes in like one massive county in Arizona

1511
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,080
Right

1512
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,080
3,000 votes in blah blah

1513
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,080
And we're not talking about a lot of votes

1514
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,080
So they can mobilize enough

1515
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,080
You know, absentee ballots

1516
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,080
Did you see what Yonkin did in Virginia?

1517
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,080
Yeah, he's trying to tighten things down, right?

1518
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,080
He went back to paper ballots

1519
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,080
Perfect

1520
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,080
Write in ballots

1521
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,080
Oh, that's bad

1522
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,080
Is that bad or good?

1523
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,080
No, that's good

1524
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,080
Oh, okay

1525
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,080
Pull out all the fucking machinery

1526
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,080
Oh, you're talking about

1527
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,080
And all that shit

1528
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,080
So it's going back

1529
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,080
Like the Dominion machine, right?

1530
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,080
Yeah, well, that's what I read

1531
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,080
And either he's trying to do it or he's already done it

1532
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,080
They're going back to the write-in ballot

1533
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,080
I'm okay with that

1534
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,080
As a matter of fact, I remember reading something recently

1535
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:41,080
Well, hold on

1536
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,080
Let's tell you

1537
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,080
So Governor Glenn Yonkin issues an executive order

1538
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,080
To codify comprehensive election security measures

1539
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,080
To protect the legal voters in accurate counts

1540
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:54,080
So it says he issued the order

1541
00:57:54,080 --> 00:58:00,080
We use 100% paper ballots with a strict chain of custody

1542
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,080
We use counting machines, not voting machines

1543
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,080
That are tested prior to every election

1544
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,080
And never connected to the internet

1545
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,080
We do not mass mail ballots

1546
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,080
We monitor our drop boxes 24-7

1547
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:15,080
We verify the legal presence and identity of voters

1548
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,080
Using DMV data and other trusted data sources

1549
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,080
To update our voter rolls daily

1550
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,080
Not only adding new voters

1551
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,080
But scrubbing the list to remove those that should not be on it

1552
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,080
Like the deceased individuals that they have moved

1553
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,080
Non-citizens that have accidentally or maliciously

1554
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,080
Have tended to register

1555
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,080
That's right

1556
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,080
So like back in the day with the whole Bush-Dole thing, right?

1557
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,080
So it was these chats where you'd punch a hole, right?

1558
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,080
I remember doing that

1559
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:43,080
And then you'd send it through like Scantron

1560
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,080
And it would read it

1561
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,080
Yep

1562
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,080
Right?

1563
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,080
There wasn't an internet or anything like that

1564
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,080
It would count it

1565
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,080
So that's what he's going back to

1566
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,080
I think we should go back to that

1567
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,080
I agree a thousand percent, man

1568
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,080
That's exactly what we should be doing

1569
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,080
You remove any chance of electronic bullshit

1570
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,080
Now it says human error or...

1571
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,080
Well, then you can pull them out and count the chads

1572
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,080
So this is in Virginia, right?

1573
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,080
The Hanging Chad

1574
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,080
All right

1575
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,080
Hanging Chad, what is that?

1576
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,080
That's when the whole...

1577
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:15,080
Remember the Dole disputed Bush winning?

1578
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,080
And it all came down to Florida

1579
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,080
And there's pictures of guys holding the cards up

1580
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,080
It looks like a little Chad hanging

1581
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,080
Do we count that as a vote?

1582
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,080
That was a disaster

1583
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,080
Or do we count that as a non-vote?

1584
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,080
Because it didn't punch all the way through

1585
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,080
Let me read something else to you guys

1586
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,080
I almost forgot about it

1587
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:37,080
The president and two executives of the voting machine company Smartmatic

1588
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,080
Remember them?

1589
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080
Are facing federal...

1590
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,080
This is five days ago

1591
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:47,080
Are facing federal charges tied to allegations of bribing the former top election official in the Philippines

1592
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,080
Let that sink in

1593
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,080
The president and two executives of the voting machine company Smartmatic

1594
00:59:54,080 --> 01:00:00,080
Are facing federal charges tied to allegations of bribing the former top election official in the Philippines

1595
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,080
These guys are shady

1596
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,080
I think there are certain things that should not be connected to the internet

1597
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,080
They're shady, man

1598
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,080
There should not be any electronics

1599
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:11,080
I understand you want to be more efficient, more accurate or whatever

1600
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,080
But I don't think it's any more accurate

1601
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,080
And...

1602
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,080
It's so many

1603
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,080
I remember back in the day before I was voting, my dad and mom would go vote

1604
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,080
And we'd have an answer the next fucking day

1605
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,080
Yeah, we knew exactly

1606
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,080
Because they would be counting it

1607
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,080
We knew that night

1608
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,080
It was boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, done

1609
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:33,080
We've never seen six swing states stop counting at 10 p.m.

1610
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,080
And why did they stop?

1611
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,080
That's never happened

1612
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,080
Why did they stop?

1613
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:37,080
What was the reasoning?

1614
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,080
They had dinner

1615
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,080
Yeah, they said, well, you know...

1616
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,080
Oh, I got to shit

1617
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,080
They're tired

1618
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,080
It's time for a bourbon

1619
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:43,080
Yeah, yeah

1620
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:47,080
So there's no good... there's no like law, legal, I can't count them as union rules

1621
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,080
I think the most recent episode of Game of Thrones had been released

1622
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,080
So they sent everybody home

1623
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,080
What the fuck, man?

1624
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,080
And one of them said there was a water leak

1625
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,080
Do you remember that one?

1626
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,080
Yeah

1627
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,080
What are the toys?

1628
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,080
They had to evacuate the...

1629
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,080
There were all kinds of crazy stuff

1630
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,080
And then the security was so malicious to these guys

1631
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,080
They were just like, you know, the Republicans that were supposed to be overseeing it

1632
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,080
They're like, I have the authority to be here

1633
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,080
But...

1634
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,080
Uh-huh

1635
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,080
Is that Paul?

1636
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,080
No, that's not me

1637
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:16,080
That would be your phone that's beeping obnoxiously and interrupting podcasts

1638
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,080
What's going on over there?

1639
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,080
No one heard that

1640
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,080
Do we need to have like a pregame?

1641
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,080
Everybody, silence your phones, silence is golden

1642
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,080
Oh, you know what?

1643
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,080
Just like they do at the movie theaters, right?

1644
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,080
Exactly, silence is golden, they used to work there

1645
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,080
Yes

1646
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,080
You never use butter on your popcorn

1647
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,080
I don't like butter on anything

1648
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,080
And I don't like butter bourbon either

1649
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,080
Well, we don't have any butter bourbon

1650
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,080
I like cupcake bourbon

1651
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,080
Fray, we had...

1652
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,080
That's butter cream

1653
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,080
I enjoyed Fray

1654
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,080
That was good

1655
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,080
God, it was awful

1656
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,080
So I agree with Governor Glenn Yenken

1657
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:47,080
I think, you know, hats off to him for pushing that executive order in

1658
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:50,080
And that came out August 7th, 2024

1659
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,080
So that was recent, that was within the last week

1660
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,080
Yeah, it just happened

1661
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,080
I think more states need to do that

1662
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,080
Across the board

1663
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,080
You know, we've been talking about Netflix a lot

1664
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,080
I wanted to bring up something

1665
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,080
So do you guys...

1666
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:07,080
How do you feel about today's subscriptions, right?

1667
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:11,080
We have a subscription to everything you could possibly imagine

1668
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,080
Well, like this whole world is moving towards subscriptions

1669
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:21,080
Subscriptions, I got Prime, I got Amazon, I've got Netflix

1670
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,080
I've got three different music ones

1671
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:27,080
I've got the other P, what is the...

1672
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,080
Paramount

1673
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,080
Pandora for music

1674
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:34,080
But more than just music and movies

1675
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,080
Spotify

1676
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:38,080
What else is moving to subscription bullshit?

1677
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:43,080
Well, programs, like Windows-based programs, like Word and Excel

1678
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:46,080
Microsoft Office is a 100% subscription now

1679
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,080
Yeah, you can't buy a CD

1680
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,080
You can't buy it, you have to pay month to month

1681
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,080
Can you even put CDs in your laptop anymore?

1682
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,080
I don't think so

1683
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,080
They typically don't make laptops with CDs

1684
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,080
You have to have... I mean, I have an external CD-ROM

1685
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,080
Or CD-Hard Drive that... CD-ROM

1686
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,080
What the fuck is this called?

1687
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,080
CD-ROM

1688
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:09,080
But the one that got me, as I was reading in the article, is Logitech

1689
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:11,080
They make keyboards and mice

1690
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,080
Oh, so we're going to have to pay to use them?

1691
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,080
I thought it was mouses

1692
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,080
It's not mouses, it's mice

1693
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,080
Are you kidding me?

1694
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:20,080
They're coming up with the mouse that you're going to have to pay a subscription for to use

1695
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,080
Are you fucking kidding me?

1696
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,080
Yes

1697
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,080
Well, then we won't buy Logitech

1698
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,080
That's basically what they're getting a lot of pushback

1699
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:32,080
Dude, you can buy a mouse and a mouse pad for like 10 bucks on Amazon

1700
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,080
Are you shitting me?

1701
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:35,080
Hold on, hold on, back up one, Mr. Producer

1702
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,080
Oh, they're backpedaling now

1703
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,080
Okay, right there, hold on

1704
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,080
Logitech says it has no plans for subscription-based ForeverMouse

1705
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,080
ForeverMouse? ForeverMouse

1706
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,080
Because they got a ton of shit for it

1707
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,080
Oh yeah, they said they backtracked

1708
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,080
Oh yeah, and that's great because...

1709
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,080
They're backpedaling hard

1710
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:57,080
And now Insys, it never planned to do it, so maybe that was misinformation, I don't know

1711
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,080
I don't know

1712
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,080
I'm sure they entertain the idea

1713
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,080
Just like, look, it's all about money

1714
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,080
Money

1715
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,080
Well, it's trying to make money

1716
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,080
And money forever money, forever money

1717
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:10,080
Well, they want a guaranteed monthly income because what it was before, in the industry I came from

1718
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,080
And it's moving to subscriptions as well

1719
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:16,080
Is, you would have these huge upticks

1720
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,080
Okay, I need to buy 10,000 laptops

1721
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,080
Right

1722
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,080
Boom, I just made 30 million dollars

1723
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,080
Right

1724
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:30,080
Now it's, alright, we're going to sell this as a subscription as a service, right?

1725
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,080
So now I'm going to pay monthly for those laptops

1726
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:38,080
So that 30 million is now 35 million over the course of three years

1727
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,080
Right

1728
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,080
Right

1729
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:47,080
So now the companies are getting a guaranteed monthly income every month instead of spikes

1730
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,080
This is one straw on a camel's back

1731
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,080
This is the whole system, the cars work the same way

1732
01:04:53,080 --> 01:05:00,080
They can sell a car for less expensive than you can anticipate even though they're not right now

1733
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,080
But they make more, actually let me rephrase that

1734
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:08,080
They make more money on the repair of a car than they do on the sale of a car

1735
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,080
Correct

1736
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,080
Over the life of the car?

1737
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,080
Well, I'm waiting for the technology

1738
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:18,080
Because these cars are so technology focused and centered that they're going to be like

1739
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,080
There's going to be a subscription

1740
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:24,080
If you want to use any of this technology in your car, you're going to have to pay 10 bucks a month

1741
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,080
Your radio, your GPS, your Apple Play

1742
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:27,080
The engine?

1743
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,080
Whatever

1744
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,080
You're going to buy the car for 30 grand and then you're going to

1745
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,080
Hey, your air conditioner's not charging

1746
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,080
Oh yeah

1747
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,080
You're on the freeway and it goes

1748
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:42,080
Well, then you're going to have to pay 50 bucks a month to be able to use these features in that car

1749
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,080
Right

1750
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,080
Oh, you're listening to our podcast

1751
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,080
Right

1752
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,080
And right when Jeff's about to say something really profound

1753
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,080
It's like you need to renew your subscription

1754
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,080
Right

1755
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,080
Sorry, you're Spotify for dudes like us

1756
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,080
You're dudes like us

1757
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,080
And I can see these battery cars

1758
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,080
The AI voice

1759
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:01,080
I can see these battery cars being the first ones to do that

1760
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,080
Because they're so computer run

1761
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,080
I see them limiting

1762
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,080
Well, you want traction control? Oh, that's more

1763
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,080
You want all-wheel drive? Oh, that's more

1764
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,080
Absolutely, and they can do it

1765
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,080
So we could turn them on, but it's 50 bucks a month

1766
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,080
Yeah

1767
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,080
If you want your backup camera to work, you're going to have to pay two bucks a month

1768
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:18,080
Right

1769
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,080
I think we're eventually going to get there because all these companies are good

1770
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,080
Absolutely

1771
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,080
Aggravating

1772
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,080
Fucking retarded

1773
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,080
Yeah

1774
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:28,080
You know what? I'm going to put my car in reverse so I want the reverse camera to work

1775
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:32,080
Oh, guess what? We know you have the camera to work, but you got to pay two bucks a fucking month to have your reverse camera work

1776
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:36,080
Instead of seeing something you're going to hit like an old lady with a stroller

1777
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:41,080
It's going to flash and say balance due, overdue charge

1778
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:45,080
Would you like to charge your credit card down? Yeah

1779
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,080
And then you hit this

1780
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,080
Ah!

1781
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,080
It could be

1782
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:54,080
But everything's going to subscriptions and going back to the TV subscriptions

1783
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:59,080
I dropped my satellite because satellite was getting so expensive

1784
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,080
Oh, yeah, serious, serious radio

1785
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,080
We're on tablet

1786
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,080
No, satellite dish TV

1787
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,080
Oh

1788
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:08,080
I dropped that because every year I'd call up and I'd say I need to redo

1789
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:11,080
You're jacking my thing up 50 bucks

1790
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,080
You went to the retention team like every single time

1791
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,080
Oh, yeah, then I'd go up three levels and we're like, okay, we'll give it to you for whatever

1792
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:18,080
And they're like, oh my God, it's Jeff again

1793
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,080
Well, they stopped doing that

1794
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,080
They stopped

1795
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:21,080
Yeah, they were like

1796
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,080
After 10 years of doing that, they're like, yeah

1797
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,080
Yeah, they're like, fuck you, Jeff

1798
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:27,080
Yeah, it's like, well, we can give you a, we can knock five bucks off

1799
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,080
It's Jeff again

1800
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,080
Bitch, bitch, please

1801
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,080
What's the answer for this time?

1802
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,080
Just pay what everybody else pays

1803
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,080
You're paying an extra six months

1804
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,080
You're paying a tenth of what Sean pays, so you know

1805
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,080
Well, because Sean didn't call, right? There's people that do that, don't give a shit

1806
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,080
I know, no, no

1807
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:39,080
But every year

1808
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,080
I gotta tell you, I've never paid for cable my entire life

1809
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Never

1810
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,080
God

1811
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,080
I'm not exaggerating

1812
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,080
I know, but stop it up

1813
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:49,080
I have never paid for cable my entire life

1814
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:52,080
You just put a target on your back, well done

1815
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:58,080
But what I'm getting to is now all these subscriptions are just as much as that damn ditch that works

1816
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,080
Or more

1817
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,080
Yeah, like you said, you got Netflix, you got Amazon Prime

1818
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,080
I got so much shit, it's ridiculous

1819
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,080
You have Apple TV, you have Disney, you have Paramount

1820
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:10,080
I'm that guy that's climbing up the fucking telephone pole, hooking up my own stuff

1821
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:13,080
And then the neighbor's like, my cable just went out, oh sorry, sorry

1822
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,080
Oh my God

1823
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,080
I did talk about that at the War in the Pocket

1824
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,080
You did, you did

1825
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:24,080
But you know, what was kind of the saving grace of this whole subscription thing is that you could have like six accounts, right?

1826
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:27,080
So your friends and your parents and your kids

1827
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,080
And now they're down on that

1828
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,080
And now they're tightened down on that, and they're like, fuck man

1829
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,080
Now it's all IP based, you know

1830
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,080
Correct

1831
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:38,080
And now you know what else they're doing, I mean, set aside for the subscriptions

1832
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:43,080
It's, they're not allowing you to use VPNs

1833
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,080
Oh, they're getting smart about that too

1834
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,080
Well, in general, they're not allowing you to take VPNs

1835
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:51,080
They're like, look, they're trying to make VPNs illegal

1836
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080
Right

1837
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,080
Like you can't have a VPN

1838
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:57,080
That's not going to work because work uses VPN, corporations

1839
01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:00,080
Well, I mean, I think they'll filter it for certain things

1840
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,080
VPNs will never be illegal

1841
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,080
I wanted to get, I was streaming the NFL

1842
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,080
No, not, I'm streaming the NFL

1843
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,080
Gay porn

1844
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,080
Because it was not porn

1845
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,080
It's NFL porn

1846
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:12,080
Horse

1847
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,080
Anyway, I would say that I was in Denmark

1848
01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:17,080
You know what? Forget it

1849
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,080
You win

1850
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,080
Denmark porn

1851
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,080
You guys won

1852
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,080
Well done

1853
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:22,080
It's Danish

1854
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:26,080
I was shamed so badly I couldn't finish my story

1855
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,080
Well, that's just a great way to end this podcast

1856
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,080
There you go

1857
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:32,080
Yeah, but thank you for bringing up Governor Glenn Young

1858
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,080
More fucking abuse

1859
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080
Oh, abuse

1860
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,080
It's a hostile work environment, listeners

1861
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,080
It's a hostile work environment

1862
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,080
It is a hostile work environment

1863
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,080
It is a dudes like us moment

1864
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,080
And we're going to capture this

1865
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,080
Yeah, of course we are

1866
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,080
Yes, we are

1867
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,080
Denmark porn

1868
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:48,080
It's a

1869
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:51,080
What the fuck

1870
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,080
It's August 14th

1871
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:53,080
Oh my gosh

1872
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,080
So it's August 14th

1873
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,080
My dad's birthday is in nine days

1874
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,080
Julie's birthday

1875
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,080
Awesome

1876
01:09:58,080 --> 01:09:59,080
It's a few years old

1877
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,080
Julie's birthday is next Wednesday

1878
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:01,080
Cool

1879
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:02,080
Next Wednesday

1880
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,080
Yes

1881
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:04,080
Fucking hey, man

1882
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,080
We got to talk about our parents getting older

1883
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,080
I know

1884
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:08,080
Shut up, Jeff

1885
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,080
That's not happening for me

1886
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,080
Yeah, well they are

1887
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,080
But now it's awkward

1888
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,080
Thank you Mr. Producer for staying on top of stuff

1889
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,080
Dudes like us

1890
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,080
I'm Sean

1891
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,080
I'm Denmark porn

1892
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,080
And I'm Jeff

1893
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,080
You're Denmark Paul

1894
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:35,080
Paul, Paul, Paul