Oh, man.
Ooh, ooh.
We gotta be careful here.
Mr. Producer's like, I'm starting it.
I'm starting it.
Don't say anything, don't say anything
we don't want our listeners to hear.
What you don't hear is-
My God.
But Mr. Producer's inner monologue's kinda like,
I have shit to do when I get home.
Right.
I gotta work all day tomorrow,
and I want time to have fun with myself.
Ooh. Ooh.
By yourself?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I didn't say it like that.
With yourself?
What'd that mean?
I don't know.
August 6th, it's the second half of Dudes Like Us podcast.
Thank you for Mr. Producer being here tonight,
Senior Austin, Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.
Me, I'm Pablo.
And I'm Jeff.
Paul.
Yes.
Well, you know, the first app was kinda cool.
We-
We should do a whole podcast in a Hispanic accent.
I, maybe on-
I don't think-
I think it probably-
It may morph into all kinds of different things.
Is that cultural appropriation?
Well, it doesn't matter.
Is that a thing now where people get in trouble
for doing accents from another person?
Well, the guy did on Simpsons, he got-
Yeah, Abu.
Cause he was doing-
Thank you, got my gun.
Yes, he can't do that.
Would you like some slushies?
Yeah, he thought it was cultural appropriation,
so he gave it up.
I'm stopped, yeah.
I'm not gonna do Abu anymore.
That's cause he's a fucking idiot.
He's an idiot.
We can all be anything, I'm not Frank Haas, isn't it?
No, it was-
He's stupid, man.
No, it was, no, it was not Frank Haas.
Look, it's-
Oh, it's Hank Azilia.
Hank Azaria.
Well, guess what?
Guess what?
I get partial credit.
I'm not an instrument, I'm not an instrument.
But if I pick up a kazoo-
A kazoo?
Excuse me, I'm an instrument.
I'm just saying-
You totally lost me on that one.
I'm just saying, look, we could do all kinds of things.
This thing where you can't do dialects and things,
that's so stupid.
It's not racist, it's not hateful.
You know, I saw this one show
where they had this snobby black dude on there,
and he had these like French braids all down.
And this guy was like, and look at you,
this white guy, because he was like,
you know, there are certain things
that white people have taken the culture.
You know, you can't do a black people hair.
And I was like, dude, that French,
whatever the corn rule you have,
that French braid, that French braid you have on your hair,
it's a French braid.
It doesn't come from Africa, it's not a black thing.
It's the way you tie your hair.
It's not a black thing.
Who the, I mean, the audacity.
We need to get off of this,
where everything is hateful.
Well, the thing is, is that, I tell you,
we can all borrow shit that we think is cool.
Hell, you should take it as flattering.
This is one of the number one things
that Democrats do that I hate.
It's putting labels.
Right.
It's labels on everything.
They're the ones who keep racism alive
because they keep talking about it.
I agree.
It's, you know, Morgan Freeman,
you said it well.
White men, white men for Kamala.
White women for Kamala.
That is unthinkable.
That's so segregationist, racist shit right there.
Did you see the interview that George Snufalupikos
had with Byron Donalds?
I did.
Mr. Snufalupikos?
Yes.
He just kept trying to pin him over and over again.
And Byron Donalds just kept going,
he goes, why do you keep,
Was that the black guy?
Yeah, he goes, why, because Snufalupikos was going,
why do you keep using that slur?
For one thing, I was thinking, what slur did he use?
He was reflecting on what Trump said
about questioning whether or not Kamala Harris was black.
She was like, she's black?
Because in the beginning she was Indian,
now she's black?
I don't know, what is she?
Well, she's biracial.
So when she said that, when he said that
in front of the black journalists committee
or organization, George Snufalupikos was like,
you know, that's a slur.
That's a slur.
That's not a slur.
No, it's not a slur.
There's nothing hateful about that.
No.
You can say that you're for something
and for that too, well, which one are you?
But he kept trying to pin down Byron Donald by going,
well, won't you denounce them?
Won't you denounce him saying that?
And he goes, that doesn't matter.
Her politics matter.
Her views and all this matter.
And it went back and forth.
I know, and he was like, so you're not gonna denounce it.
It doesn't matter how hard I try,
you just will not denounce that slur.
So one of the interesting things,
so what was Kamala's mom?
She water black.
She was Indian.
So she was Indian.
Like dad.
Like Indian Indian, like full blooded Indian.
So her dad, her dad was Indian as well.
Her dad was Jamaican and Indian.
So do you know her?
So there was a story,
one of those interviewer was talking about her dad
and he had met him.
He was like, hey, what's his name?
Harris, God damn it, George Harris.
Or her dad?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of,
I don't do that. Oh my God.
Are you having a brain fart?
Yeah. Well, I forgot his God bless the name.
So anyways, how about Mr. Harris?
Donald Harris.
That was his name, Donald Harris.
And he was calling him by his first name
because he was to hang out with him.
It was like, oh yeah, I know Don, Don Harris and I,
you know, he's a good guy.
And he was saying that Don wasn't registered
as a black person.
All right.
Oh, this is somebody that knows the father very well.
Yes.
And he, oh yeah, I watched that.
So he said his father is registered as an Irish Catholic.
An Irish Catholic.
I was like, judge, what was that guy's name?
It was an old judge.
Yeah.
Well, my point is, is that there's no black.
If there's full Indian, Kamala's mom,
and the dad technically wasn't black,
he was Jamaican, all right?
He didn't really have black blood in him.
He was Irish, he was from Ireland
and he was from Jamaican.
So it was like, was there black blood in him?
You know, it's not quite the same thing.
And he doesn't, and he,
so they have the records don't show him as being black.
So when you look up the records,
all right, what is Donald J. Harris?
Is Donald J. Harris white or black?
It doesn't say that he's black.
Like in his, whatever the consensus that they do.
And here's the thing.
It doesn't, you know, it doesn't really matter.
It doesn't really matter.
But it does matter.
Because they say it does matter.
So it doesn't really matter, but she is playing it up
to get votes.
Correct.
When you're a chameleon,
when you're not being true to who you really are
and what you really came from,
don't be the first American Indian Senator
to ever get in Congress.
And then suddenly now you're, you know,
you've got, you know, your roots are black
and I'm with you.
And I mean, she's playing people.
She is.
You know, and that's being dishonest.
Well, it is, and it's going back to the,
what Sean said is, you know, the Democrats keep racism alive
because they keep talking about it.
That's going back to when that,
when the last part that I saw
with that Byron Donald interview,
Stephanopoulos asked one more time, you know, why, you know,
why do you keep bringing it up?
Somebody goes, well, I don't keep bringing this up.
You're the one who keeps mentioning that.
Right.
I don't.
Right.
But you know, the reason why, I mean, there is no-
Race hustlers.
Yeah, there's no better way to get votes than to divide
people and say that I'm for you, they're not.
Correct.
So then you can, you can, then you can, you can divide,
you can chop up people in all sorts of different ways.
I, hell, I could do Germans.
I could do Italians.
I can do white and black.
I can do, you know, I can do any of them.
I can, I can make those people think that I'm for them.
And, and the other, the candidate, the other candidate isn't.
You know, it's I fight interest.
And that's, that's, that's why they do it.
It reminds me of, you know,
I'm applying for, for new, new job and I'm on,
and you have to answer all these questions.
Yes.
About your ethnicity and stuff like this.
And some of them get fairly specific where they're like,
what race are you?
And-
I hate that they ask that.
White, parentheses, Caucasian, Asian, Indian,
North Africa, or Middle Eastern.
Are lumped in together?
As white.
No, that can't be.
Well, that is.
Really?
In parentheses, a next to white is North Africa.
Yes.
That's weird.
So Egyptians are considered white, I guess.
That's the other thing too.
I think they would disagree with that.
I agree.
So I mean, that, that was another thing that I was,
there was another topic.
They were talking about, you know, African-Americans.
I think George something.
Sores.
No, no, no, no, no, George, the comedian.
Carlin.
Yeah, George Carlin.
He was talking about African-Americans.
Someone exactly is an African-American.
He's talking about, does that mean black?
Well, you know, it doesn't, Egypt's in Africa.
Are they considered black?
No, they're not black.
They're, they're light tanned.
You know, black is, you know, the South America's,
Africans are black.
No, they're African-American.
So I mean, it's just like, it's a stupid.
It's, that's a great point.
It isn't about skin color.
It's about region.
It's about where you're from.
Right.
It's just, it's, it's, you know, I, I-
You also have, like I said the other day,
there's the Brazilian gymnast.
She's a black girl.
She looks black to me.
Yeah.
She's from Brazil.
Right.
If she moved to the US, would she be all of a sudden
considered African-American?
Right.
Well, if you ran for office and wanted votes, yeah.
But she was born and everything in Brazil.
Right.
I know it's stupid, but it's, it's again,
it's a way of getting votes from a political perspective.
It's fucking frustrating.
I know it is.
They just need to change the category.
I mean, you know what, dude, I would, I mean, lie.
Lie.
Oh man.
On your things.
Say you're Asian.
Fuck it.
You know, to say, whatever.
I mean, I don't even know.
Asians are grouped into white.
I will say something that's not grouped into that.
Anybody who listens to this podcast know that you identify
as lots of different things.
Oh yeah.
So I mean-
Say you're an archituthus.
There you go.
You know, what's also weird is,
is one of the questions I see a lot is,
I've been inverting.
Are you Latino?
Yes or no?
Latino, are you Latino?
It depends, Chica.
Today I am very good for you.
Hold on, do you like Latinos?
Or you are a Latino?
If I am, are you a Latino?
I like tequila.
And then you get to the race thing.
I like enchiladas.
If you're not Latino, where are you?
I get that they want to collect all that data
for like, you know.
Well, the government forces have asked this stuff.
I was-
Yeah, reporting, right.
I was born in Maryland.
I went to Germany.
I've traveled.
I lived down in El Paso.
You were a poor Irish child.
If I were to stay in El Paso,
if my parents decided-
Poor, white, poor.
If I were to not migrate to Dallas,
because I left my family.
I abandoned my family in El Paso,
and I was like, I'm fucking out of this armpit.
Oh wow.
And I moved up to Dallas.
And-
Despite all the fame that you had there.
Oh, Sean Cruz, we want you here.
Come back.
Are they going to give you a bonus or a raise?
You went to Native American right there.
Oh, sorry.
What the hell?
Pick something.
Is that better?
No, it's not.
Aye, aye, aye, aye.
Is that better?
That's kind of Irish.
Oh fuck it, doesn't matter.
The point is, is I left.
You know, it's just like, but you have people.
Does that make me a little Latino?
Because I grew up in a Latino area where I have,
I mean, even my dialect.
I was going to ask you, did you absorb?
You heard me.
It's hard not to.
There are some times,
there are some times where if I'm reading some Spanish,
my dialect comes out and I can do it.
I mean, I don't know Spanish.
I know something.
It's no different than regional accent.
But does that mean I'm Latino?
Think about how people get torn up
for starting to sound country.
Is Latino a regional thing or is it a mental thing
or is it something that I grew up with?
Latino is Latin America.
I know, but I mean, if they're going to-
No, you would not be considered Latino.
Is it regional?
No.
I mean, so the people that were born in El Paso,
are they considered Latino?
Yeah, because their parents are from Mexico or Guadalajara.
Are they?
I think so.
Yeah.
All right, so it'd be, so, I mean, see, that's nonsense.
Just like we could actually go,
well, I'm German and British.
That's bullshit.
Well, how come that segment is not in there?
I could 100%.
Like if I were some amazing Olympic athlete,
I could totally, I could totally go for German.
But how long does it last?
Forever.
No, no, I don't know.
I mean, how many generations does it go back?
So, I mean, that's what I'm saying.
It's like, oh, okay, well, my great, great, great
grandfather came from Mexico,
but four generations have been here.
So, I mean, how long does it take for me to erase
that Latino heritage just because I'm now in the United
States?
I still have a Latino reference, but I mean, how-
It depends on two things.
How good you are at pole vaulting and how big your junk is.
Well, I think he should have been better at pole vaulting.
You should have been?
He should have been.
I mean, dude, you gotta anticipate that.
He had the junk down.
Yeah, you gotta get at least those extra three inches
out of the way.
Yeah.
Well, he missed like half an inch.
I mean, he had that fucking-
Oh, man.
So horrible.
Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to get you off your train of thought.
Yeah, I mean, I think this effort-
I think the fault in your thing there though is black people,
no matter how long you're here, you're still gonna be black.
Right.
Latino is a race, just like black people, white people, right?
So, I mean, you're Latino.
It's a heritage that you embrace.
I mean-
Yeah, but you're not African American.
And there's no category as black.
Correct, yeah, there is.
Is there now?
Well-
Because there wasn't.
I see it on my thing.
No, it doesn't say African American, it says black.
No, it says black.
Oh, so now it's black, because I honestly haven't filled out
one of those in a long time.
Dude, and you're talking about hundreds, hundreds,
even maybe thousands of categories of black.
Correct.
I mean, somebody who's-
Someone I mentioned, it's like-
Like you said, the Caribbean, the Caribbean.
I mean, come on.
Oh yeah, Cubans, Jamaicans.
Completely different.
I don't know, that's just straight.
Say Lucia.
There you go.
That lady just won the gold medal.
Yes, as a sprinter.
As a sprinter.
Damn good.
Oh, is that the one that enveloped herself in this onesie?
And just-
No.
I didn't see that.
Is that on Pornhub?
No, no, no, she was a sprinter that won the first place,
and she beat the shit out of them.
She had this little onesie outfit on with a little hood.
Oh, that was a couple years ago.
Oh, was it?
Really?
They just showed the video.
That was a few years ago.
That was a few Olympics ago.
How the fuck do you know that?
God damn.
She's amazing.
So the St. Lucia girl, she's cute?
Yeah, yeah, her life is set.
Oh, oh yeah, they said she's gonna have a house,
land, and land, and money, because she won gold,
the first ever medal for her country.
They'll probably make a stamp out of her,
name a school after her.
And she was what?
She was born in Florida and went to Florida State, right?
Yes, Wisconsin.
So Nebraska or something.
And she's like, I don't really like St. Lucia,
but they're giving me land, so I'll go down there.
She's pretty lady.
And she had an accent.
She actually could back it up.
She's fast as shit.
She beat the shit out of them.
No shit.
That was impressive.
Well, these athletes are something else.
But the thing is, for me, and the whole Olympic thing,
is you guys are watching it.
I'm not.
I'm turned off by it.
I mean, I'm super excited for all the individuals out there
performing for their countries, but it's
sincerely lost its spirit.
You know what I mean?
You got turned off by the opening ceremony.
That's so sad, though, because it was once some weird, gay,
director guy ruined the whole Olympics for you?
Look, yeah, he did.
That's too bad.
It is too bad.
But there's more to it than just that.
It's just there's a lot of behind the scenes kind
of negativity.
The IOC is very corrupt.
That's my point.
There's been lots of scandals over the years.
That's what I'm saying is that they get all this money.
We contribute.
The United States contributed.
I don't even know how much.
But if you've got some podunk country that wanted,
like these investors, $100 million.
I forget which one.
They pulled their money.
There was several investors that pulled their money
when that opening ceremony came out.
And they pulled out like $100 million.
You're talking about the Mississippi company.
Well, it doesn't matter who they are.
But there are investors that are pulling the money out.
Well, it's just like every single country
on the planet that is participating in this,
if you have investors that are doing $100 million,
how much are the countries putting in?
I mean, it's a big event.
There's infrastructure that you've got to get.
Think about how much you have one investor, $100 million,
how much will $100 million go to build the infrastructure
of an Olympics?
Very small.
I don't know.
It costs billions of dollars to put the Olympics on.
Yeah, let me tell you.
It almost bankrupts companies or countries.
Yeah, let me tell you one story.
Paris.
So there were people that were complaining
about the quality of the water in the river that
runs through Paris.
The Seine River.
OK, they were saying it's got like a coal eye.
Yeah, it's got a coal eye and all sorts of shit.
They spent one.
I swear to God.
I read this right out of an article.
They spent $1.5 billion cleaning up the river.
Just the river.
So that the triathlon and whatever
they did in the river, the people would be OK with it.
Well, the opening ceremony rained like a motherfucker.
And they said all the street sewage and everything
washed into the river and basically undid all the cleanup
they did.
$1.5 billion.
So what does that tell you right there
on how much fucking money they have
to throw at the fucking Olympics?
It's billions.
But it sounds like you've got, look,
they're mismanaging the money.
Absolutely.
So I mean, if you've got these yahoos that
are with these opening ceremonies,
it's the same concept of these stupid Super Bowl
things where you've got Janet Jackson's titty popping out.
Well, hold on.
Why do you call that stupid?
We like that.
Yeah, why do you call that stupid?
I'm just saying there's like, shut up.
It's stupid shit that they do to get attention.
And that's just like, it's inappropriate.
And it's a common denominator with all this stuff.
I know what you mean.
It's like, come on, it's the Super Bowl.
It's the fucking Super Bowl of everything.
And yet they're going to put this up.
This is the Olympics.
Everyone's watching the opening ceremony.
That's what they did.
Those people should be flogged.
That's what they did.
Because they're like, we're going
to have these billion people watching it.
Oh, we're sorry.
We're so sorry.
Fuck you.
They knew what they were doing.
That's bullshit.
They offended every Christian on the goddamn planet
for doing that.
Fuck them.
Not just Christians.
And it was inappropriate.
Not just Christians, yeah.
And it was inappropriate, too, because he had kids out there
and he had dudes with their junk hanging out in those photo.
Oh, yeah.
Just totally inappropriate.
And where is that about?
I mean, it just, come on, man.
Yeah, where's the accountability on that one?
None.
There's none.
And yeah, they praised it.
And they were like, some guys, people were like,
they didn't go far enough.
And I mean, it's like, really, come on.
Why?
And you're right.
About the Super Bowl, remember after the Janet Jasson thing,
what'd they do the next time?
The next year.
The land weight guy.
It was Paul McCartney.
And they thought it was the most boring blah, blah, blah.
Well, I mean, because they got scolded.
Remember J.Lo with her?
Oh, she was crotching it everywhere.
Oh, flayed out legs and right there.
And the camera's right in her crotch.
And she's like, freaking meat curtain hanging.
Meat curtain?
I don't think there's anything sticking out.
I'm sorry, I was paraphrasing.
I'm not sure I've heard of meat curtain before.
Oh, well.
I was thinking Merkin Factory, but whatever.
OK.
Moving on to the next Super Bowl,
we have those at the Black Panther Parade with the.
The last one was awful.
Oh, yeah.
You know, the next Olympics is in Los Angeles.
Olympics, yes.
Los Angeles.
So was the last time 1984?
Yeah, 1984.
With Mary Lee Retton.
Correct.
How the fuck did.
Hold on.
Carl Lewis?
Carl Lewis.
Fuck that.
I can't believe it's going to be in Los Angeles.
Why not?
That's cool.
Fuck.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck about Los Angeles.
They're going to try to out-train France.
I'm bitter because I'm disappointed with California.
They better not out-transy France.
They're going to try.
There are.
They're going to get their homeless out there.
They're going to be like, they're all tweaking.
Oh, what was wrong with that?
That was really nice.
I mean, it'd be like there's a nice lullaby.
Let's talk about 1984.
Did you guys watch that Olympics?
Was that you remember when Mary Lee Retton jumped?
I remember that.
I remember it distinctly because I was working at McDonald's.
Actually, no, it was right before I was working at McDonald's.
And they had a program that every time an American won
a gold medal, if you had the ticket,
you could get a free Big Mac.
Nice.
So people just populated the front door.
Well, no.
You had to have the game cards or whatever it was.
Gay cards?
Yeah, gay cards.
And that killed Big Macs.
Was this the Monopoly thing?
It wasn't Monopoly, but it was similar to it.
So you had to have, you know.
Oh, you peel it off the side of your Coke glass.
Oh, that is so awesome.
I love those games.
Yeah, it was something like that.
And I had a shit ton of them.
And I went in there and I had four Big Macs.
You got them all at once?
Well, that was just one time.
But I did it multiple times, and it killed the Big Mac for me.
That's how I remember the 1984.
Oh, you overate it.
Oh, I did.
To this day, I have a hard time eating a Big Mac.
I have 32 free quarter powders and cheese.
I want them all right now.
I was 15.
All right now.
I was 15.
They could eat it back then.
I'm going to butt lose them.
Dude, I remember being so enamored with Mary Lee Retton.
Dude.
She just had a big health scare.
I was 14.
Oh, I know she did.
She had a big what?
Health scare.
14 years old.
Health scare?
Yeah, she was in the house.
Like now, lately?
Yeah.
A couple months ago, yeah.
So you were 14 years old and just like whacking to the oldies?
Oh, dude.
Dude.
I remember we were in the Kipling Inn in Denver.
And we had frost in the pastries.
And remember, I lived overseas.
So when we came back to the States for the summer,
it was like throw.
Are you guys done?
You had good throw back then.
No, what problem?
I never measured it.
But I cracked some windows.
Those are the meters.
Anyway, dude, they were great memories, man.
The music, 1984 music was great.
Because remember, I was in Indonesia, right?
So we would come home for the summer.
And I would take the cassette tapes.
And I would record the radio all summer long.
So I could take it back with me and listen to American radio.
But dude, the music was awesome in 84.
The Olympics were awesome.
Dr. Pepper was awesome.
Everything was awesome.
Yeah, I do remember that.
I think it's the spirit of being younger.
I do.
Yes, you're right.
I do remember that the Russians were not there.
Oh, they were angry.
Did they cheat again?
No.
Was that the Winter Olympics?
Because we boycotted 1980 when it was in Moscow.
Oh, we were doing the Ronald Reagan.
That's fine.
Stop that.
We're not going to show up either.
We were doing the Cold War.
Fuck you guys.
So they boycotted 84.
That was a mistake.
And that was one reason the Americans had so many golds.
Well, same on this one, too.
Yes.
Yeah, the Russians are fair.
Russia's not at this Olympics.
It's funny.
My dad was sharing with me, there was what was the German 1932
Olympics?
It's with Jesse Owens.
Yeah.
So my dad was sharing a story that he knew or heard
or watched a documentary.
I think maybe on Netflix.
I don't even know.
But he shared a story because I was
talking about the ceremony.
He's like, you know, there's all kinds of stupid shit
that's been going on during these Olympics where
they tried different stuff.
And they were at one time, they had
during the open ceremony of 1932,
they had released a bunch of pigeons or doves or whatever,
a bunch of birds.
They just like, you know, very good.
They released a bunch of birds.
And then all of a sudden, they had a bunch of noise,
like fake gun blanks being shot.
And if you startle a pigeon, what do they do?
They die?
They shit.
Oh, no.
So the pigeons came out.
They flew right over the Americans
where they're supposed to go.
And then they made all these noises
and they shit all over the Americans.
Oh.
Was that by design?
Yes.
Hitler was there.
Yes.
He was tweaking.
Ever see that footage of him tweaking in the stands?
Tweaking?
Oh, yeah.
He was a coke.
He was a druggie.
Oh, yeah.
He was a meth addict.
What?
You've never seen that video of him sitting in the stand.
He's just rocking back and forth.
Well, maybe they were playing Metallica.
They were playing Metallica.
It could have been.
They had been around a while.
I don't know about that long.
Huh.
Dude, that's crazy.
Yeah.
Look up the video Hitler tweaking at the Olympics.
Mr. Producer.
See if you can find it.
Sorry, man.
I was playing the game.
It's kind of creepy.
What time is it?
How long was I out?
Far out, man.
Dude.
Dude, I thought you guys were done a long time ago.
Hitler tweaking.
He's looking up something very important for us
because he's an awesome producer.
Yeah.
I have a go video, not twerking, tweaking.
It's 1936.
You always just so early in 1936,
so close on your back footage available for broadcasting,
licensing request.
Here we go.
What are we looking at here?
Oh, wow.
So they're marching in and the color.
Well, that's not colored yet.
Dude, is that Hitler?
This can't be the Olympics.
Yes, those Olympics in Berlin.
And it's so militarized.
Well, it was Hitler.
What do you want?
I know.
But oh, god.
And they're all doing their swastika thing.
Why would they even let them do the Olympics here?
Well, that was before World War II started.
I know.
Oh, how creepy.
Yeah, people are going, hi, Hitler.
Yes.
It reminds me of a movie experience I had.
No, it is not.
Oh, I can't stand it when you guys say that.
This is.
He's doing his differently.
It is down.
Everybody else is up.
Well, maybe it's a matter of.
Well, it's lower than him.
Maybe that's what it is.
So is he tweaking right there?
No, he's in the stands.
I don't know if this is going to show.
What we're showing here is they're in the arena
and everybody's doing their Hitler salute.
There's nothing Olympic about this.
This is like a military parade.
Oh, no, they're all the countries all lined up.
And he's like talking.
He's like, the Germans are going to crush you.
We are going to destroy you and your country in the Olympics.
We are about to invade Poland.
So the interesting thing about how Hitler got.
There he is.
Oh, yes.
Oh, but he was.
You sure he wasn't autistic?
Or maybe you have to take a shit or piss.
Well, maybe he was getting ready to get up
and he decided not to get up.
Oh, Jesus.
Really.
I'm too much fine.
Time out.
That is what that short clip is what you're basing that on.
That's what a lot of people are.
Oh, that's retarded.
Who knows what he was doing?
He was dancing to music.
He had to pee.
Yeah, he had to pee.
He had to pee and he was dancing to music.
Oh, that's so dumb.
That's the basis for him being a meth addict.
Yes.
Speaking of basis, one of the things
that Adolf did during his campaigns,
when he would go out there and speak with people,
something that none of the other politicians did
is that when he would set up speakers,
he would set up these booming speakers
with such low frequency so that when he spoke,
it was an authoritative boom.
Oh, yeah.
It made people shit.
Well, it did.
Only on the way back from Iron Herd.
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
No, it wouldn't make him shit, but it was just
a technique they used.
And nobody knows that.
But it's just kind of like, well, you know why?
It's just kind of a cool thing.
I mean, it's kind of an interesting historical thing.
It is interesting.
Big old 18-inch woofers.
Back then, those guys were like insane when
it came to stuff like that.
That's just so crazy.
1936 in Berlin.
But what about 1972?
That was Munich.
Yes.
Remember what happened there?
All the Jews got shot.
Dude.
What?
You don't remember this?
The Israeli team, like the Israeli Olympic team
got killed by terrorists in their Olympic house
or wherever they were.
The Israelis got killed?
Please tell me you know this.
I don't.
I remember this.
The Mossad.
I kind of vaguely know something about it.
The Mossad took like the next 15, a long time,
and they hunted everyone down that was involved
and killed them.
Dude, not fuck with Mossad, man.
Watched a movie called Munich.
It's great.
It's good.
It's about that.
So Israel competed in the 72 Summer Olympics
in Munich, West Germany, which began on August 26,
on September 5 and 6.
In the Munich massacre, 11 members
of the Israeli delegation, five athletes, two referees,
and four coaches were taken hostage
by the Palestine Liberation Organization,
terrorists, and murdered.
And murdered.
Reinder, the team, left Munich on September 7.
Shaul Ladani, a Holocaust survivor,
competed in the 50 kilometer walk.
He'd been imprisoned in Bergen-Belsen,
a contraception concentration camp
as a child, and wore Star of David on his warmup jersey.
When he was congratulated by the locals
in his fluent German, he responded,
I learned in Bergen-Belsen he survived the Munich massacre
by jumping off a balcony.
Damn.
So anyway, watch the movie Munich.
Unbelievable.
It's a slow burn.
How old is that movie?
How old?
20 years, maybe.
Munich, huh?
Never heard of it.
Yeah, it's called Munich.
I think it's a Steven Spielberg movie.
God, late.
I mean, people don't even remember that kind of shit.
Imagine if that happened today, how riveting that
would fricking be.
So I'll tell you what I remember back then.
Because when I used to live in Germany,
back then during that time, I remember as a kid,
we would grow up in, because we lived on a military base.
And we didn't have a lot of stuff going on.
There was like, all right, because we lived in what they
call Benjamin Franklin Village.
So nowadays, they have these big forts set up.
It's probably still Benjamin Franklin Village,
but they have a big old gate or wall
put around the whole place to protect themselves.
It's a compound.
But back then, they didn't.
And back then, there was a lot of friends and hanging out.
We'd have a lot of fun.
And man, I'll tell you, to kill time,
because we didn't have normal things like the kids here
in the United States have, back then,
it was kind of like, all right, we'll
stuck here because my dad's here training.
You ran around in the neighbor's farmland
and got shot by salt pellets.
That happened too.
Yeah, but you were a nuisance.
No, I was a regular person.
You think I was the only one that did that?
Why do you think that the German farmer had a salt gun?
Because a lot of people would come through there.
Because they're shot from the Benjamin Franklin compound.
God bless.
I'm going to shoot him.
I will shoot him in the ass.
Yeah, he did.
And over and over.
He's stealing my brooch.
Stay out of my corn, my sweet corn, you asshole.
My sauerkraut.
OK, so I'm getting out of control here.
This is probably awesome.
But I do remember we would play a lot of board games.
That was one of the things that we did a lot growing up there.
You know, it was like we played risk.
We played, you know, risk was popular.
Risk takes forever.
Well, that was what was good about it.
You need to conquer the world.
Remember Stratego?
You know how you speed risk up?
You do the nuclear option.
You play risk normally for the first hour,
and then when everybody gets restless and, you know,
oh my God, can we speed this up?
Then you go nukes.
You switch the game to nukes and it's fun.
You just destroy a whole country.
You just roll one die each, and then whoever's got the highest,
you wiped out that country.
And you can't put any things on it because it's irradiated.
We played strip risk.
Anyway, Stratego, a lot of fun.
I still play that with my boys.
I never did play that one.
I played risk.
Oh my God, you never played Stratego?
We need to have a Stratego tournament at my house.
Jeff, seriously.
Stratego is so much fun.
Stratego is basically.
I've wanted to play it when I was a kid.
I'd see the commercials.
I was like, I want to play it.
We never got it though.
Oh.
That's because you were drinking powdered milk.
Yeah.
They were like, do you want powdered milk this week
or the game Stratego?
Oh, because I go with powdered milk.
Mom, dad, we've decided we're not
going to eat any powdered milk for a month.
We want Stratego.
Because look, it has cool little milk.
Oh, dude, I have it.
Guys.
You could have made one if he had some cardboard.
Jeff.
I have the game at home.
Do you really?
Yes.
I love that game.
I played it with my boys.
I still play with my boys.
All right, well, let's look this up.
Top 10 board games growing up.
Life has to be in there somewhere.
So the best board games of the 70s and 80s.
There's something about board games
that just brings people together.
Maybe it's the nostalgia of childhood memories.
Just go to the numbers.
What's wrong with you?
Or the shared excitement of beating the game together.
All right, Monopoly.
Oh, Monopoly.
Wait, hold on.
Are we going 10 down to 1?
I don't know.
This is just a list.
That's OK.
Well, this is going to list them.
So we've got Monopoly.
Monopoly, no brainer.
So Monopoly.
Well, hold on.
So you guys played Monopoly, right?
Everybody's a family.
Yes.
The shoe.
I played it a lot.
Oh, yes.
I was the race car.
I was always the race car.
Yeah, you would be.
I'm not a fan of Monopoly.
Why?
I don't know.
I played it a lot.
It's a very long game.
It is.
And it can be cut throughout.
Oh, it is.
And it gets supposed to be a lot.
It's violent at the end.
Like family members lose their shit
because you land on Park Place and they're like, oh, I've
got three hotels.
I've got three hotels and you're fucked.
And that's $300,000.
You only have three bucks.
But I don't have that.
You've got to mortgage all your shit, remember?
You have to take all your properties and mortgage them
and get money.
At that point, you're like, I'm done.
Yeah, it's like it's totally a glimpse into your future
where you're bankrupt.
Anyway, all right, next one.
Well, hold on.
That list was Monopoly.
Oh, we're switching gears here.
Well, the thing was it said that the top 10 listed in India.
I don't know if it was that.
No, we don't care about Indian board games.
We want American board games.
No offense to our Indian-Americans.
Why are we not talking?
So the, all right, well.
I don't know these.
I know Masterpiece.
That is a great game.
What is this is, again, this is not being prepared.
Well, you know, oh, I don't know what's happening.
No, none of these.
These are not video games.
These are board games.
We want top 10 board games from the 70s.
OK, let's see here.
Trivial Pursuit.
If you want to feel stupid in a family full of brainiacs,
play that with your family.
Yes.
Well, you're the one person that can't get any of the fucking.
This list was updated in January 8, 2024.
The 80s gave us some great board games, many of which
we still play this day.
We've updated the list with a few more games that came out
in that period and have received new additions
with certain changes in the rules of play.
All right, so Trivial Pursuit.
Trivial Pursuit would always be.
It's always good.
And you know, like the pink is impossible.
The brown is impossible.
We always get orange, right?
They're all impossible.
No.
Green, blue, and orange are doable.
Orange is sports, I believe.
Yes.
Brown and fucking pink.
Very interesting.
We're not doing that yet.
Yeah, but.
We're doing board games.
OK.
We're going to get there.
I took my first taste.
Next one, Mr. Producer.
Game of Life.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody played that one.
You spin the thing.
You find out if you're going to go the college route
or not the college route.
I have like 15 kids.
Yeah, you got like two cars behind you
because you got so many kids.
Oh, you were boinking everybody.
Oh, yeah.
Awesome.
All right, next one.
All right, Guess Who.
Oh, yeah.
I played that a lot.
Yeah, Guess Who.
I wasn't.
You have all the cards out and you just.
I wasn't as excited about that one.
But we played that one.
We played that quite a lot.
Wait, hold on.
Wasn't that basically a memorization?
No, you have to.
There is criteria.
You ask questions.
Does this person have bald hair?
No, does he have no hair?
Does he have blue eyes?
Does he have glasses?
And then you flip down.
Is he white?
Is he black?
Oh, my God.
Are you allowed to ask him?
Yeah, we played that all the time.
It was fun.
Yeah, so it was fun.
There were bald people and people with glasses.
Correct.
Move on.
Red hair.
Sherlock Holmes never played it.
Yeah, I never heard of this one.
I saw that song another one.
The Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective.
Yeah, we don't believe that.
If none of us played it, it's not real.
It's a fake one.
That's a fake news game.
46 bucks at Walmart, though.
Risk.
There it is.
Best strategy game.
That's what real men play.
All right, so the Sherlock Holmes.
No, skip that.
No, Jack the Ripper at West End Adventures.
Now, that sounds like West End Adventures.
Jack Ripp rips your eyes apart.
Yeah, he's totally glamorizing Jack the Ripper.
Yes.
All right, next one.
The best strategy game.
All right, go up more.
Seymour.
Oh, Seymour Jane.
Wait, anything happening?
Is that a false button?
Is it clicking?
What a disaster.
Maybe we should talk about the bourbon.
What a letdown.
So we have the top five games.
Risk, OK.
Oh, hold on.
Axis and Allies.
I never played that.
I never played it either.
Was it similar to like the Stratego?
No.
Was it like a risk?
Nothing like Stratego.
How about Boggle?
What is the button?
Trouble.
You push the button and it's a trouble.
Boggle's fun too, though.
Boggle's fun.
Madness?
Yeah, I've never heard of that.
Get the fuck out of here.
I never played that.
Taboo, that was fun.
Taboo's fun.
I think I've actually heard of that one.
That was much later.
That was when we were kids.
I think that was late 80s.
Did you guys ever play King Oil?
No.
You ever heard of that?
No.
That's some gay fame.
It's an amazing game.
You have this little derrick and a bunch of holes
all over the board.
And you put the derrick in and it tells you
if it's a gusher or not.
Oh, my family loved it.
No, I've never heard of that one.
We played, I'm surprised I didn't see it there.
Clue?
Clue.
Absolutely.
Clue was probably our favorite family game.
Yeah, Clue was fun.
We played the shit out of that.
And what was that, Connect 4?
Connect 4 was fun.
Connect 4 was good.
That's not a board game.
You guys are mixing all sorts of shit here.
Boggle's not a board game either.
What the hell are you talking about?
Not a board.
A board.
It has to have a board.
Boggle, or oh, well, trouble is.
Trouble is.
Yeah.
What about Candy Cane Lane or whatever it is?
Candyland?
Candyland.
Good one.
Eat, what does that say?
Eat poop?
Eat poop.
Eat poop, you cat.
Oh, jeez.
What is going on here?
These are dumb games.
This is a train wreck.
This is like people trying to reinvent board games
from our childhood.
What about Uno?
The Democrats have ruined our boards.
Yeah, OK, you know what?
Fuck it.
Uno is a fantastic game.
Thank you, Jeff.
Bring that up.
Yes.
All right, we're not following the rules
because we can't get the rules.
So we're just going to move forward on those.
What games we played growing up in the 80s?
We're playing any games.
I'm with you.
Well, Uno, the interesting thing with Uno,
at least I find it interesting, is my third grade teacher's
husband invented that game.
Bullshit.
100%.
Is he rich?
And he sold it.
No, he sold it to Hasbro.
Does he have Uno dollar?
Yeah, he sold it.
Yeah, he has $100.
Thanks, pops.
Yeah, he sold it.
For like $1,000?
His name was Mrs. Robbins, I think.
And her husband created Uno.
Oh my god.
And he created, he sold it, and then he
created another one called Thunder that sucked.
But I remember we all got a free version of it.
No way.
So he made a mistake by selling it to Hasbro.
Yeah, he.
What about Mousetrap?
Oh, I played the shit out of that, too.
I played Mousetrap?
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
Oh yeah, that was a good one.
No, I never played that.
Oh, that was fun.
Oh, I guess we couldn't afford it.
Oh, shut the hell up.
They didn't have that in Indonesia, probably.
Yeah, I was a poor Indonesian kid.
Yeah, the little basket.
It was for unavailable.
Gums down, the traps.
You guys didn't have access to plastic.
We had shit.
That's all we had.
We had to form games out of poop.
You had to eat cat poop?
Yes.
It was tough, guys.
Fuck you.
It was a really tough childhood for me.
A-holes.
You saw a bunch of nude Norwegianers.
Yeah, nude Dutchmen.
They're Dutchmen, yes.
Yeah, skinny ass motherfuckers, swimming naked in their pool.
So the clue was actually kind of fun.
I really enjoyed that.
With their meat curtains hanging out.
So gross.
Thank you for bringing that up, Jeff.
I thought you didn't know what meat curtains was.
Oh, Scrabble.
There's another one if you feel stupid about.
Yeah, I liked Scrabble.
I never played Scrabble.
Seriously?
I did.
I wasn't smart enough.
I recommend that we all get the Scrabble
and download it on our phones and connect with each other and play.
I have a better idea.
We should start playing board games.
That would be fun as shit.
It's way difficult to get together to do board games.
No, it's not.
We did as families, as kids.
We could still do board games.
But I'm just saying in general, because they've got Scrabble.
My mom and I used to play Scrabble on the phone.
And we played back and forth all the time.
It was fun.
But then I started to beat the shit out of her all the time.
I felt guilty.
I was like, eh, I got to do something.
Mom, you're slipping.
Yeah.
And by the way, your word selection is mom becoming.
Mom, that's not a word.
Yeah.
That is some racist shit, mom.
We're not allowed to say that anymore.
I know I grew up hearing that every day.
Yeah.
All right, move on.
Good Lord.
Escape from Atlantis.
Never heard of it.
I've never played that one.
It looks interesting.
That's a board game, too.
It's got dragons.
Maybe it was Dungeons and Dragons.
Comes out.
And porpoises.
Well, what about Dungeons and Dragons?
Which, which?
I've never.
Never heard of them.
Fuck, I've never heard of that.
Never heard of it.
Crazy.
All right, keep going.
3D.
These are good.
Oh, it's the end of the list.
Damn it.
So you guys ever have played Masterpiece with the paintings?
Maybe the little pegs?
No, Masterpiece.
It had all the famous paintings of the world.
Sorry was another one.
Oh, sorry, it was a good one, too.
Anyway, now I've never heard of Masterpiece.
Oh, it's good.
It's a good game.
Never played it.
So I still have it.
I still have it and we can play it.
Do you really?
We have all the board games still.
Oh, no shit.
No, I don't.
How about Battleship?
They're at the cabin.
It's a great.
All those board games are at the cabin.
Well, I'll go to the cabin.
Jeff, you can go, too.
You just need to figure out.
We have to figure out how to get you there.
Maybe we'll put like decompression.
We'll put like a big suit over him.
Yeah, like a space suit.
Yeah, with a bunch of tubes in your nose and in your ass.
There you go.
Keep me pressurized.
Yeah, exactly.
Keep you balanced.
Oh, my God.
You know, maybe a sleep apnea machine
might help you up there.
We have to get you back up there, Jeff.
We have to try it again.
It's ridiculous.
I know.
Well, I enjoyed a lot of these board games going up.
There's just a couple, a handful of them.
But you know, let's let dudes like us
have a tendency to reflect back over now.
We did board game night with when the boys were small.
And we had to stop because we played live.
They would fight.
It would turn violent.
Yes.
Especially Monopoly.
I'm telling you, they would lose their shit
and slap the board and all the corrupt.
Yeah, all the money would go everywhere.
We would lose pieces.
Someone would be like hiding money over here.
What?
I don't know where that money came from.
You were no longer banker.
Get that back.
You were a fucking loser, man.
Shelly would be screaming at me, you fucking oligarch.
What are you going to fucking take all my money?
I'm like, Shelly, this is for the kids.
Fuck you.
God, it got so just ugly.
We had to stop once I got a little bit older.
Look at that, mister.
You got Pictionary, the Sill, the Century, Poppets,
Bed Bugs, Pig Bugs, Shark Attack, the Dinosaur, Shoots
and Ladders.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
Shoots and Ladders.
I remember Bed Bugs, too.
I never played it.
Twister, naked with oil.
Nude.
Absolutely.
We do that every weekend.
I've never played Twister naked as a family.
Oh, god.
Come on, boys.
Come on, grandma.
Mom and dad are getting naked with you guys today.
Bring it.
It oiled.
Which oil are we using, mom?
Parcheesy.
Parcheesy was fun.
Yeah, I played Parcheesy.
Scrabble.
That's dumb.
Keep going.
Bingo.
Keep going.
Yahtzee.
Oh, that was a fun game.
We played the shit out of Yahtzee.
Oh, yeah.
We still play Yahtzee.
Do you?
Outburst was kind of cool.
How often do you guys play games with your family still?
Zero.
Actually, no, I take that back.
We have picked it up some.
You got to.
I mean, we play games when we come over the house.
Hell, we try to play games every time we get together.
Well, no, you haven't done that in a long time.
We need to.
We played that Saturday.
We played games.
What game?
We played the.
Hide the Meat Stick?
No.
That was your get along game.
It was.
We went over.
We played that.
That's when they pulled out his 38 bourbons.
It's here.
Sample these.
Yeah.
There you go.
Hide the Meat Stick, bitch.
That didn't end well.
We played that Jack TV thing.
Yeah.
We need to go back to traditional shit.
Again, but when you come over my house, we play Pictionary.
Next time we have a get together,
we're going to figure out how to do this kind of shit.
Pictionary is probably one of my favorites.
It's fun.
You know, it's interpretation.
It's also about knowing the other person.
We can draw some shit.
I can draw something.
You and I have been on some mind.
There's some crazy shit.
I was like, motherfucker, did you get that?
Get out of my head, bro.
How did that just happen?
Yeah.
I keep going.
Totally gay.
And then we played my hide the meat stick.
No, we didn't do that.
Oh, we didn't?
So the 19th, you never heard of Bargain Hunter.
Have you heard of that one?
No.
Is that the end of it?
All right, keep going.
Let's see here.
Connect Four, that's good.
Entertainment.
Balderdash, I've heard of it.
The bottom line, that seems familiar to me.
Balderdash, I've played that as well.
Yeah, it's a fun game.
All right, keep going, keep going.
Strata, never heard of it.
Conspiracy.
Two of your pursuit, of course.
Life, yeah.
Keep going.
Strata, don't know that one either.
Rock the Boats.
What about Operation?
Oh, good one.
That is crazy.
I have that one.
Yeah, I've got that one.
That was fun.
Aggravation.
They had an Uno board game?
See, board game.
What was that?
You know what, there's a board game
where you have white, black tokens.
No, white, black tokens.
And you put one in front of the other.
You flip them all over.
Starts with an O. Othello or something like that?
Yeah, it is Othello, yeah.
You sure?
It's called Othello?
I think so, though.
Starts with an O, I think.
That's a Shakespearean thing.
Yeah, that's fun.
That's fun, though.
And then you flip one over, and then you
get all the ones in between.
They had a Mr. T board game?
Of course they did.
Team up with me, Mr. T.
A team.
In an exciting race against time.
Was he part of a team?
Yes, he was.
He was.
There was also a club of Lang.
Oh, Taboo.
Yeah, we had that.
Thundercats.
All right, let's watch this down.
The Flintstones.
This is all, I've never heard a lot of this stuff,
but you know, Battleship was a lot of fun.
Never heard of Chicken Out.
Clue.
There's Clue.
You know, there's nothing.
ET.
Oh, good lord.
Do they have a bourbon game?
Ginny Cubs.
So it's kind of fun, because when you think about ET and.
And.
It is Othello.
Look at you guys.
When you think about ET, they came out
with a board game from an Atari 2600.
And ET was like, they released a game that wasn't even completed.
So they were just like, the movie came out.
On the fly.
Yeah, the movie came out.
We had to produce something.
So they came up with some bullshit randoms thing
that didn't do anything really.
It was, it was so retarded.
And when you got the game, you're like, oh, this is cool.
And you played it.
You're like, is this it?
You were disappointed as a young gamer.
Oh, my God.
It was so silly.
In fact, they still kind of do that today.
Release these half-baked games.
Well, I mean, nowadays, dude, it's there.
The shit's unreal.
Like, you've got like games like Apex online,
where they it's well, now they have the ability
to add shit on the fly, right?
Yeah, yeah.
They updated.
Right.
So they're ferociously like programming shit
because they're like people are getting close to the end type
of thing.
Right.
I need to pick up that Apex.
I played that one daddy to go back to it.
So what is your what is your game tag?
Great.
Pube is that what it was?
Great.
Pube.
Are you serious?
Really?
All right.
So those that's disgusting.
So is it there's a is there underscore in there somewhere?
I think there is the same thing as white.
It's G a G R A Y underscore pub.
You be right.
Is that the same thing as white?
Jeff sent me a screenshot of his fucking.
I wrote his thing about that.
His avatar is fucking great, dude.
His name's great.
Pube.
Gross.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Yeah, download because they just didn't know the release tonight.
So that's another 23 gig.
I don't know what you were playing Xbox 360.
Where's the bottle?
Sony Sony PlayStation five or four for Yikes.
Yeah, it's like a huge update every all the time.
Yeah.
All right.
So we need to talk about this this wonderful bourbon.
We're drinking a bourbon are we?
Yeah, this is the frogman bourbon from the spirits are us
or something like that.
No, spirits of America spirits of America.
Spirits are us really.
You get right.
Art of spirits, art of spirits, art of spirits, frogman.
This is a store pick.
Yeah, the label is kind of cool looking.
It's got like a like a game of not Game of Thrones.
It's got an actual front.
So before we before we get into this thing,
I wanted to walk through how we got this bottle.
So we went to Total One as we do every Friday.
Yeah.
Well, most Fridays and we went there and we were like, all right.
Well, someone had pulled it up and said, oh, my God, this
sounds special.
What for?
What?
Eighty five, eighty five down from one hundred twenty,
one hundred nineteen.
So I didn't say that just at eighty five bucks.
Well, it was it was one hundred nineteen, one hundred twenty
bucks.
So we normally four hundred dollars.
We got it out there.
We we go to Total One a lot.
So we we know the guys there and they'll try to cut us a deal
if they can.
I mean, they never have in the past.
But, you know, this time I was kind of like, all right, come on.
You know, because they were like they had three bottles from the Art
of Spirits collection there.
Total four. So three of them were on special.
The one wasn't that the one we grabbed wasn't on special.
I was like, come on, really?
You can't cut us a deal.
They did cut us a deal.
So they took it from like one hundred nineteen bucks down to eighty nine.
Oh, wow.
That was significant while you were gallivanting.
What you had to do.
You drank what you have to do for that.
Well, nothing. Just asked.
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Well, this was this was one bottle in the store.
All right.
It was the last bottle.
So it was it was it's been sitting there for seven point six two years.
That's how aged it is.
It's double barrel.
It's a single barrel, but it's double oaked.
All right. Well, so what?
So walk us through that frog man.
OK, so yeah, the single they've they took a single barrel
and they they aged it twice. There we go.
So they are the spirits cast strength.
Frogman bourbon whiskey showcases the world known artist David Oehl
and his old painting that was inspired by the legendary history of the Navy Seals.
Our bourbon is made with 75 percent corn, 21 percent rye.
You can definitely taste the rye in this month.
Oh, yeah. Four percent malted barley and it's aged for five to seven years
in a new 53 gallon American oak barrel.
Fifty three gallon.
Really just one.
This bourbon has a caramel corn nose that complements its elegant gold
shine with a sweet caramel corn taste that leads to a hint of smooth earthy oak.
I get all that. Yep, I do.
Sweet corn. It's caramel corn.
It's a hundred and seventeen per.
You can kind of you can feel a little bit of which is really nice.
It's it's ethnally.
So from maybe it's because the first one we have was so weak
that this one kind of dumbed down my palate a little bit, but.
It's sweet as hell.
So you could taste the I think it's great.
You can taste the vanilla.
You can taste a ton of vanilla, a ton of caramel.
There is a ton of popping flavors out of this thing.
I don't really taste the stone fruit like we typically smell or taste.
I mean, that's something I typically say.
I don't really have that here.
That's a shocker. Maybe some raisins, you know, possibly.
It's occurrence.
Is there is there? Wow.
Is there more stuff coming out of this?
I mean, in the description, I'm also I don't see any of their.
But it's a spicy as hell, though.
It's also very oily.
Yes, it's very viscous.
How the leg did they long, flashy leg?
It sticks to the to the mouth pretty good.
So we got the notes here, the bourbon.
So the notes, the bourbon is a caramel corn
that compliments its elegant gold charm, the sweet caramel corn taste
that leads to a hint of smooth earthy oak finish.
That's really all we got.
But these guys, they have a list, I mean, of all kinds of different stuff.
So these guys, I don't know where a lot of their bottles are all tribute,
tribute bottles like this is a tribute to the Navy SEAL Navy SEAL, I believe.
OK, which is awesome.
And do other bottles have like fancy kind of pictures on them?
Do they donate a portion to the these?
Yeah, these are all great.
I don't see that anywhere in there.
Seventy five percent coin, 21 percent rye, four percent market Bally H5 to seven years.
This one is seven point six years.
I like it.
John point six to honor if that number is significant to a frog man.
Seven point six to because it's very specific.
It is very specific.
And I can't read the fucking bottles.
Let me try. I can read.
What's that say underneath the seven point six to seven point six to.
All right, let's see here.
It says I have no idea. I'll give it here.
Fuck that.
Your eyes are just what are we going to do here?
We need to start wearing by Bifocals or something.
Yeah, you can't see shit either.
Please look at you talking shit over there.
Oh, give it to me.
Give it to me, you blind motherfuckers.
My prostate is point six.
Look into my asshole.
All right, so it says double
old frog man, seven point six years old,
double old in a new 30 gallon charred American oak barrel char for toast.
We knew that.
Did we? Oh, we didn't know the char for.
Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, you did.
Yeah, but that's it.
That's 53 gallons.
So when it's taken out of that, it's put into a 30 gallon.
So double opened a new 30 gallon charred American oak.
But I char for toast.
Very nice. So the first one may not be a char for, but the second one sure is.
This is going to be hard to rate.
Yeah. And look, my initial this thing comes in hot.
OK, so for one hundred and seventeen proof what it is,
it tastes a lot hotter than than what it actually is,
because you could do nose mill and it doesn't run this hot.
This in the it is viscose.
It's got an old base to it.
It's got tons of flavor.
It's got the traditional rise.
Exploding with flavor.
Yeah, I'm thinking that we may need to dumb this down with some water.
I mean, I don't like to say that, but I'm going to experiment.
I'm going to put a little bit of water here and see if it does something.
Go for it. Go for it.
We're not we're not judging.
I mean, I am. We are secretly a turn.
No, no. I mean, I've never seen a more pussy move in my life.
I was 90.
Other than, oh, God, you just made it like you dump in there.
What's the point?
Not even now. It's just water.
It's like a Likour now. It's the core.
It's like eleven proof.
It wasn't even announced.
God, that was painful to watch.
It should have been a couple of drops.
You're supposed to use a dropper.
All right. Look, you guys, seriously, it has brought out even more flavors.
Here we go. So but you know what?
That's what they tell you.
You heard it yourself at that last presentation.
We went in. You had a little water and it breaks it down a little bit more,
makes a little bit homogeneous and it breaks out a little bit more.
Kind of spreads it out.
I actually appreciated. Sorry, go ahead.
No. Well, I now I taste some cinnamon's really some cinnamon.
No, I appreciated how she talked about Jeff.
He does a really good job of that.
No, I mean, you know, we've gotten to a point where like, oh, this is a sipper
and that's a mixer. You can't mix it with coke.
You can't you know, you can't do this.
She actually did a pretty good job of explaining that, you know,
she appreciates that everybody drinks bourbon the way I've done with iron root.
And and she and she even had coke and sprite there if you wanted to mix it.
But she clearly talked about coke ability.
Remember that? That's the magic word.
I was going to come up with.
It has to have that coke ability. You have to be able.
So do you either have a sipping whiskey or you have a mixing whiskey?
She didn't say it like that.
A coke ability whiskey or a taste.
And she was touting that their their whiskeys are have coke ability.
But I'm thinking to myself, why would you spend sixty dollars
on and add coke to it? Right.
I mean, it's not it's not an arrogance thing.
It's not a snobby thing.
If I'm going to put if I'm going to put coke in a bourbon,
I've got I've got Henry McKenna.
I've got Jim Beam. I've got right.
I mean, why would I spend sixty dollars putting a whatever?
Everybody's got their own thing, right?
I get it. But I.
Maybe you should try it.
Maybe you should try a more expensive if you have a more.
We put blantons in a coke, didn't you?
Well, that's a fifty dollar bottle.
I think Blantz is met.
Oh, so overrated. It is.
Maybe so overrated.
That's why it would kill me with these guys would come up to the bar.
They'd be like, hey, man, let me get a Mattel and coke.
I'm like, oh, you fucking kidding me?
It would kill me as a bartender, but I'm Mark.
Tell Martell Cognac.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
It's like my telling Coke.
I was like, bitch, that is a cognac.
You put it in a schnifter, you know.
But again, at the same time, I don't want to be that guy.
I don't want to be like all arrogant to where, oh, you don't have that with coke.
You're so like low, low knowledge.
You're low, low brow.
Maybe they have 15 cases at their house and they're like,
I don't want to drink this, but I'm going to drink it with coke.
And they just got used to it.
I really like it. Yeah.
I can promise you, I was at a friend's house.
It was a baseball parents party parents get naked.
And he had no.
And he had like something that was really nice.
I don't even remember what it was.
But back then, I didn't drink anything straight.
It was all with something.
And I asked him, would you have any son?
Now I look back on it.
I'm like, I don't even know what it was.
I don't know if it was like a three hundred dollar bourbon.
I have no idea.
I was like, do you have any like a sort of delight?
Yeah. Do you have any soda?
And he's like, I think I got a root beer.
And I was like, yeah, I'll have it with beer.
And I'm thinking to myself, he might taste pretty good.
He tasted it tasted fantastic.
And and he was probably like,
he's mixing my three hundred dollar bourbon with with root beer.
But whatever, man, I wouldn't do it now.
I would not do it now.
But I did back then.
And I loved it.
Yeah, I think I drank the whole bottle.
A root beer? No, a fish.
So you drank a whole bottle of three hundred dollar bourbon.
I don't know if it was. I don't think I think honestly, it was a square bottle.
So I think it was probably
Jack like single barrel.
Was it high proof?
I had no idea. Back then, I had no idea.
Well, the Jack single back then.
Back then, I drank it was bourbon and Coke.
It was the cheapest bourbon I could find with Coke.
So that's what I was doing to everything I drank. Right.
So so are there any exceptional highlights
of the Olympics that I go into?
We talked a little bit about the last podcast, but I mean,
what about the women's basketball? How are they doing?
I don't know.
They're doing well.
They're in the medal round and they play Brazil for the gold tomorrow.
They should win. Oh, they should dominate.
Although I did read that there's a Dutch pedophile.
Oh, I heard about this on their volleyball team.
Yeah, he was he was you know what?
But what is this is a tough one.
She was 17 years old and you know, and he was only 65.
No, no, he was not.
You know, I'm kidding.
This is a tough one because he actually got convicted,
did the jail time, paid his debt to society.
And he, you know, does he not deserve a second chance at life?
I mean, should he be that guy forever?
He was young.
So the story of the volleyball player that she was 17 makes it OK.
Oh, hold on. I misspoke. She was 12 years old.
So the story of the Dutch volleyball player, Steven van Delvelde
changing your attitude shows I didn't know she was 12.
Officials of the International Olympic Committee have turned a blind eye
to the fact that an athlete who was convicted of a sexual act against a 12 year old
with a 12 year old girl will go to the games, the portal reports.
So exactly how old was I going to say?
I was going to say it actually it may not matter, but I would like to know how old
he was eight years ago. How old is he now?
He served one year of his four years.
I'm 17.
I don't care. 12 years old.
Yeah. But when you're 17, you're stupid.
No, 12 years old.
But but are you fully developed?
But are you the batter?
12 was on the field.
Hold on.
Does that make it right?
Oh, my God.
No, stop.
Stop with the grass on the field.
I'm just saying, you know, look, I don't condone it.
Here's my thing.
If my 12 year old are you are you convicted?
Are you convicted for life?
Well, he was.
Yes. As a as a sex offender.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
You kind of are in the public in the public.
So so yeah.
So you know, so you have no second chance at redemption.
No, he's in the Olympics.
Well, I know.
But to to us.
So you got to you were your whole life.
Yes.
You're a what is a scar?
You have a scarlet letter of a P instead of a adultery.
And they found out that they did.
They booed the shit out of him.
So if you found out that one of us had sex with a 12 year old,
how would your opinion of us change?
Well, how old were you at the time?
18.
That's tough.
Think about it differently.
No, I mean, that's that's that's that's tough to to not like tough
meaning to not like say you're screwed.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
It's not tough to convince you to give you a pass.
Look, look, man, there are certain things that are you don't do morally wrong.
Yeah.
Regardless what age you are and stealing murder, you know, slicing someone's
neck open, raping, you know, there's there's.
Yeah, we get it.
I'm just saying there's going there are certain things that you just don't do.
Yeah.
You know, you don't run down somebody in your car.
You know, you don't put your I mean, there are just certain things you don't do.
Yeah, because you hear about I mean, I think I've told this story before.
People said, oh, do you know that website you can go to where you can find out
where sex offenders are in your neighborhood?
And I found out there was one right down the street.
I was like, oh, shit.
And then I found out he was 19.
She was 17 and the parents of the girl fucking hated the kids guts.
So they press charges and now he's a sexual offender for life.
I was like, that's different.
Yeah.
And I said, is 17.
Just don't fuck to others.
You know, he's right.
I mean, she's preteen.
Oh, it's awful.
That's it.
If it were been my daughter, he wouldn't have been able to serve time.
He would have been dead.
Damn.
That's that's rough, man.
Right.
And he was what?
18?
I don't know.
How old is he now?
Well, that's what I asked.
It was eight years ago.
He's probably 25.
I don't care.
Even if he was 18 at the time.
All right.
So let's talk about this.
All right.
So there's right or wrong.
And you don't do that when an 18 year old.
I hear you.
So he royally fucked up and he went to jail for.
Oh, he was 21 at the time.
Oh, God.
That's even worse.
So he's 11 years older than her.
All right.
So this brings up a broader topic, not really this guy.
Not really this guy fucking a 12 year old, but it brings up a broader topic.
Somebody makes a massive mistake in their life and they pay their due.
They go to jail.
They go to jail for 10, 15, 20 years.
Depends on what the crime is.
He served one year of his four year term.
Oh, God.
I don't want to hear that.
It was only one year.
That's fucking woke Europe is what that is.
Yeah.
All right.
So somebody, let's say, did you 20 years and they come out
and they're like, are they shunned for life?
Are they shunned forever?
Man, look, I think, I think it's, it depends what comes out.
The eyes of the beholder.
Chance at life.
Of course.
I think they should get a second chance at life, but at the same time, you know,
there, there needs to be repercussions when you're in an environment.
Yeah.
I mean, there are certain things.
I mean, you got to wear that badge.
What is it that that guy, the, the rope, the, the Philanth, oh my God, the scarlet letter.
Right.
All right.
You know, you're an adulterous, you Hawthorne, yeah.
Nathaniel Hawthorne, you know, but I mean, he's, she's, he's got to wear the scarlet P.
You know, she's wearing the scarlet.
I get it.
So I mean, look, you're branded for life.
That's what happens.
If you fucking steals things in certain countries, they cut off your fucking hand.
If you walk around without a hand, oh, that motherfucker stole something.
If you become a felon that hangs with you for the rest of your life.
Maybe if they would have cut off his penis, then he'd be all right.
Well, you know, his penis is gone, so it's not a big deal anymore.
Go play ball.
Yeah.
You play the women's team.
You know, I guess, I guess I subscribe to the mercy compassion.
Second chance.
And I don't know, man, I do subscribe to that ball.
But the thing is, is that when dudes like us do something like that,
there are certain things you cannot come back from.
Yeah, I get it.
You know, if you hold a gun up in someone's head and you fucking blow the back of their head off,
you can't come back with that for Alec Baldwin.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, yeah, I hear you.
He got off of that, didn't he?
He probably did.
Probably whacked off all night.
No.
Oh, you mean legally?
Legally.
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
Dude, I was actually on the fence on this one.
I mean, he was, he had no idea.
I had a bullet in it.
It doesn't matter.
It's his responsibility.
Yeah, he was totally irresponsible.
I carry a gun around all the time.
I make sure that shit's cleared.
So you know what?
He had a responsibility.
He failed to fucking do it.
It's his fault.
He should go to jail.
Fuck off.
Agreed.
But you can't equate that to him walking into a 7-Eleven
and telling them, give me all those fucking cigarettes
behind the thing.
And he gives them the cigarettes,
and he fucking shoots them in the head and kills them.
That's not the same fucking thing.
Agreed.
He had a responsibility when he picked up the gun, period.
You always clear the gun, period.
Yes.
That's why there's different levels of murder,
murder one, capital murder, manslaughter.
And he's none of that.
It's massive negligence.
It's massive.
What do they call that?
Manslaughter.
But the thing is that he always cleared the gun, period.
And frankly, the master of arms was a revolver.
Oh, she went.
She's screwed, too.
She's in prison right now.
Oh, why is she in prison?
He's not.
No, no.
Oh, well, she was the one that handed the gun to him.
But that, OK, look, this is where the capture goes down.
I actually blame her more than him.
Because her job is he's a fucking actor.
He's not supposed to know anything.
To some degree, she's the one that says, here's the gun.
Here's the prop.
I'll say prop, not even gun.
Here's the prop that you're supposed to fire in this scene.
Here you go, Mr. Baldwin.
And he's like, and he should, yes, he should have done that stuff.
But she handed it to him.
Did they ever come up with how they came to have bullets in that gun?
I think they were shooting at the range the night before.
Yes.
She didn't do her job.
And she didn't clear the chambers.
She fucked up bad.
Well, is it possible that the gun was in a box that was locked?
And then someone came behind her, unlocked the box, took it to the range.
And then she just assumed that it was cleared.
Well, anything's possible.
Anything's possible, but I haven't got that.
My God, you know what?
Whatever.
But the thing about the dude that's banging the little girl, fuck that.
He's done for life.
I'm sorry, man.
I hate to say it, man, but you're 21 years old.
One year?
He served one year, it said.
Yeah.
Ah.
Of his four year sentence.
That's painful.
No wonder they're booing him.
No.
Well, it's sad.
It is sad.
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Today was awesome.
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Thank you, Stan.
Oh, we never rated it.
Oh, what did we rate it?
I give it an 8-3.
Oh, shit.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to go 9-9.
No, you guys gave it whatever you want.
Hold on.
I have to think.
I'm going to actually use very, very flavorful 7-4.
I'd do 8-1, 8-2, 8-1.
I'd do 8-1.
I like it a lot.
It's fantastic.
Yeah, I very much enjoyed it.
I feel very rushed.
Thank you, Mr. Producer.
Mr. Austin, fantastic job tonight.
It's Dudes Like Us, August 6, 2024, second half of the episode.
Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Jeff.
I think you had premature calculation there is what it was.
Oh, I panicked.
What was that?
That was the highest I've ever heard.
8-4?
No, he gave something to 9-9 or something.
No, it was in the 9s.
What did you say, 8-4?
8-3.
That is the highest I've ever heard.
No, it's not.
All right.
Good night, guys.
See you.
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