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Oh, man.

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Ooh, ooh.

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We gotta be careful here.

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Mr. Producer's like, I'm starting it.

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I'm starting it.

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Don't say anything, don't say anything

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we don't want our listeners to hear.

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What you don't hear is-

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My God.

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But Mr. Producer's inner monologue's kinda like,

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I have shit to do when I get home.

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Right.

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I gotta work all day tomorrow,

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and I want time to have fun with myself.

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Ooh. Ooh.

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By yourself?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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I didn't say it like that.

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With yourself?

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What'd that mean?

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I don't know.

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August 6th, it's the second half of Dudes Like Us podcast.

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Thank you for Mr. Producer being here tonight,

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Senior Austin, Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.

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Me, I'm Pablo.

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And I'm Jeff.

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Paul.

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Yes.

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Well, you know, the first app was kinda cool.

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We-

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We should do a whole podcast in a Hispanic accent.

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I, maybe on-

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I don't think-

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I think it probably-

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It may morph into all kinds of different things.

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Is that cultural appropriation?

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Well, it doesn't matter.

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Is that a thing now where people get in trouble

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for doing accents from another person?

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Well, the guy did on Simpsons, he got-

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Yeah, Abu.

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Cause he was doing-

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Thank you, got my gun.

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Yes, he can't do that.

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Would you like some slushies?

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Yeah, he thought it was cultural appropriation,

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so he gave it up.

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I'm stopped, yeah.

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I'm not gonna do Abu anymore.

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That's cause he's a fucking idiot.

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He's an idiot.

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We can all be anything, I'm not Frank Haas, isn't it?

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No, it was-

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He's stupid, man.

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No, it was, no, it was not Frank Haas.

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Look, it's-

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Oh, it's Hank Azilia.

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Hank Azaria.

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Well, guess what?

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Guess what?

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I get partial credit.

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I'm not an instrument, I'm not an instrument.

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But if I pick up a kazoo-

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A kazoo?

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Excuse me, I'm an instrument.

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I'm just saying-

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You totally lost me on that one.

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I'm just saying, look, we could do all kinds of things.

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This thing where you can't do dialects and things,

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that's so stupid.

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It's not racist, it's not hateful.

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You know, I saw this one show

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where they had this snobby black dude on there,

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and he had these like French braids all down.

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And this guy was like, and look at you,

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this white guy, because he was like,

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you know, there are certain things

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that white people have taken the culture.

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You know, you can't do a black people hair.

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And I was like, dude, that French,

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whatever the corn rule you have,

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that French braid, that French braid you have on your hair,

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it's a French braid.

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It doesn't come from Africa, it's not a black thing.

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It's the way you tie your hair.

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It's not a black thing.

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Who the, I mean, the audacity.

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We need to get off of this,

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where everything is hateful.

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Well, the thing is, is that, I tell you,

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we can all borrow shit that we think is cool.

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Hell, you should take it as flattering.

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This is one of the number one things

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that Democrats do that I hate.

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It's putting labels.

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Right.

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It's labels on everything.

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They're the ones who keep racism alive

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because they keep talking about it.

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I agree.

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It's, you know, Morgan Freeman,

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you said it well.

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White men, white men for Kamala.

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White women for Kamala.

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That is unthinkable.

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That's so segregationist, racist shit right there.

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Did you see the interview that George Snufalupikos

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had with Byron Donalds?

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I did.

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Mr. Snufalupikos?

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He just kept trying to pin him over and over again.

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And Byron Donalds just kept going,

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he goes, why do you keep,

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Was that the black guy?

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Yeah, he goes, why, because Snufalupikos was going,

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why do you keep using that slur?

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For one thing, I was thinking, what slur did he use?

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He was reflecting on what Trump said

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about questioning whether or not Kamala Harris was black.

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She was like, she's black?

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Because in the beginning she was Indian,

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now she's black?

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I don't know, what is she?

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Well, she's biracial.

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So when she said that, when he said that

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in front of the black journalists committee

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or organization, George Snufalupikos was like,

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you know, that's a slur.

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That's a slur.

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That's not a slur.

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No, it's not a slur.

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There's nothing hateful about that.

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No.

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You can say that you're for something

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and for that too, well, which one are you?

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But he kept trying to pin down Byron Donald by going,

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well, won't you denounce them?

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Won't you denounce him saying that?

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And he goes, that doesn't matter.

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Her politics matter.

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Her views and all this matter.

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And it went back and forth.

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I know, and he was like, so you're not gonna denounce it.

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It doesn't matter how hard I try,

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you just will not denounce that slur.

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So one of the interesting things,

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so what was Kamala's mom?

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She water black.

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She was Indian.

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So she was Indian.

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Like dad.

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Like Indian Indian, like full blooded Indian.

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So her dad, her dad was Indian as well.

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Her dad was Jamaican and Indian.

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So do you know her?

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So there was a story,

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one of those interviewer was talking about her dad

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and he had met him.

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He was like, hey, what's his name?

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Harris, God damn it, George Harris.

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Or her dad?

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Yeah, I'm trying to think of,

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I don't do that. Oh my God.

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Are you having a brain fart?

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Yeah. Well, I forgot his God bless the name.

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So anyways, how about Mr. Harris?

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Donald Harris.

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That was his name, Donald Harris.

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And he was calling him by his first name

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because he was to hang out with him.

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It was like, oh yeah, I know Don, Don Harris and I,

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you know, he's a good guy.

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And he was saying that Don wasn't registered

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as a black person.

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All right.

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Oh, this is somebody that knows the father very well.

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Yes.

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And he, oh yeah, I watched that.

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So he said his father is registered as an Irish Catholic.

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An Irish Catholic.

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I was like, judge, what was that guy's name?

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It was an old judge.

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Yeah.

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Well, my point is, is that there's no black.

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If there's full Indian, Kamala's mom,

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and the dad technically wasn't black,

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he was Jamaican, all right?

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He didn't really have black blood in him.

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He was Irish, he was from Ireland

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and he was from Jamaican.

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So it was like, was there black blood in him?

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You know, it's not quite the same thing.

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And he doesn't, and he,

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so they have the records don't show him as being black.

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So when you look up the records,

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all right, what is Donald J. Harris?

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Is Donald J. Harris white or black?

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It doesn't say that he's black.

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Like in his, whatever the consensus that they do.

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And here's the thing.

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It doesn't, you know, it doesn't really matter.

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It doesn't really matter.

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It doesn't really matter.

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But it does matter.

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Because they say it does matter.

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So it doesn't really matter, but she is playing it up

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to get votes.

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Correct.

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When you're a chameleon,

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when you're not being true to who you really are

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and what you really came from,

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don't be the first American Indian Senator

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to ever get in Congress.

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And then suddenly now you're, you know,

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you've got, you know, your roots are black

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and I'm with you.

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And I mean, she's playing people.

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She is.

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You know, and that's being dishonest.

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Well, it is, and it's going back to the,

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what Sean said is, you know, the Democrats keep racism alive

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because they keep talking about it.

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That's going back to when that,

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when the last part that I saw

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with that Byron Donald interview,

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Stephanopoulos asked one more time, you know, why, you know,

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why do you keep bringing it up?

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Somebody goes, well, I don't keep bringing this up.

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You're the one who keeps mentioning that.

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Right.

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I don't.

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Right.

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But you know, the reason why, I mean, there is no-

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Race hustlers.

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Yeah, there's no better way to get votes than to divide

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people and say that I'm for you, they're not.

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Correct.

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So then you can, you can, then you can, you can divide,

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you can chop up people in all sorts of different ways.

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I, hell, I could do Germans.

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I could do Italians.

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I can do white and black.

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I can do, you know, I can do any of them.

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I can, I can make those people think that I'm for them.

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And, and the other, the candidate, the other candidate isn't.

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You know, it's I fight interest.

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And that's, that's, that's why they do it.

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It reminds me of, you know,

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I'm applying for, for new, new job and I'm on,

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and you have to answer all these questions.

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Yes.

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About your ethnicity and stuff like this.

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And some of them get fairly specific where they're like,

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what race are you?

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And-

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I hate that they ask that.

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White, parentheses, Caucasian, Asian, Indian,

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North Africa, or Middle Eastern.

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Are lumped in together?

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As white.

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No, that can't be.

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Well, that is.

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Really?

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In parentheses, a next to white is North Africa.

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Yes.

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That's weird.

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So Egyptians are considered white, I guess.

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That's the other thing too.

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I think they would disagree with that.

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I agree.

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So I mean, that, that was another thing that I was,

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there was another topic.

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They were talking about, you know, African-Americans.

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I think George something.

276
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Sores.

277
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No, no, no, no, no, George, the comedian.

278
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Carlin.

279
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Yeah, George Carlin.

280
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He was talking about African-Americans.

281
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Someone exactly is an African-American.

282
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He's talking about, does that mean black?

283
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Well, you know, it doesn't, Egypt's in Africa.

284
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Are they considered black?

285
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No, they're not black.

286
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They're, they're light tanned.

287
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You know, black is, you know, the South America's,

288
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Africans are black.

289
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No, they're African-American.

290
00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,140
So I mean, it's just like, it's a stupid.

291
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It's, that's a great point.

292
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It isn't about skin color.

293
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It's about region.

294
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It's about where you're from.

295
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Right.

296
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It's just, it's, it's, you know, I, I-

297
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You also have, like I said the other day,

298
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there's the Brazilian gymnast.

299
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She's a black girl.

300
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She looks black to me.

301
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Yeah.

302
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,220
She's from Brazil.

303
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Right.

304
00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:16,800
If she moved to the US, would she be all of a sudden

305
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considered African-American?

306
00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:18,900
Right.

307
00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,460
Well, if you ran for office and wanted votes, yeah.

308
00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:23,460
But she was born and everything in Brazil.

309
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Right.

310
00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,000
I know it's stupid, but it's, it's again,

311
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it's a way of getting votes from a political perspective.

312
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It's fucking frustrating.

313
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I know it is.

314
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They just need to change the category.

315
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I mean, you know what, dude, I would, I mean, lie.

316
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Lie.

317
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Oh man.

318
00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,060
On your things.

319
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Say you're Asian.

320
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Fuck it.

321
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You know, to say, whatever.

322
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I mean, I don't even know.

323
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Asians are grouped into white.

324
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,940
I will say something that's not grouped into that.

325
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Anybody who listens to this podcast know that you identify

326
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as lots of different things.

327
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Oh yeah.

328
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So I mean-

329
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Say you're an archituthus.

330
00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,420
There you go.

331
00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,260
You know, what's also weird is,

332
00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,340
is one of the questions I see a lot is,

333
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I've been inverting.

334
00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,900
Are you Latino?

335
00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:02,740
Yes or no?

336
00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:03,580
Latino, are you Latino?

337
00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:04,780
It depends, Chica.

338
00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:05,620
Today I am very good for you.

339
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,300
Hold on, do you like Latinos?

340
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,580
Or you are a Latino?

341
00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,780
If I am, are you a Latino?

342
00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,140
I like tequila.

343
00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,420
And then you get to the race thing.

344
00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:15,260
I like enchiladas.

345
00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,380
If you're not Latino, where are you?

346
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,100
I get that they want to collect all that data

347
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,460
for like, you know.

348
00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,060
Well, the government forces have asked this stuff.

349
00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:25,900
I was-

350
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:26,720
Yeah, reporting, right.

351
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,020
I was born in Maryland.

352
00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:30,620
I went to Germany.

353
00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,500
I've traveled.

354
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,820
I lived down in El Paso.

355
00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,460
You were a poor Irish child.

356
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,580
If I were to stay in El Paso,

357
00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,420
if my parents decided-

358
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,020
Poor, white, poor.

359
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:43,020
If I were to not migrate to Dallas,

360
00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,820
because I left my family.

361
00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,100
I abandoned my family in El Paso,

362
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,420
and I was like, I'm fucking out of this armpit.

363
00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,260
Oh wow.

364
00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:51,500
And I moved up to Dallas.

365
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,340
And-

366
00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:55,340
Despite all the fame that you had there.

367
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:58,020
Oh, Sean Cruz, we want you here.

368
00:10:58,020 --> 00:10:58,860
Come back.

369
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,300
Are they going to give you a bonus or a raise?

370
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,980
You went to Native American right there.

371
00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:04,820
Oh, sorry.

372
00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:05,660
What the hell?

373
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:06,500
Pick something.

374
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,340
Pick something.

375
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,180
Is that better?

376
00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:09,020
No, it's not.

377
00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:09,860
Aye, aye, aye, aye.

378
00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:10,700
Is that better?

379
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,540
That's kind of Irish.

380
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,380
Oh fuck it, doesn't matter.

381
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,220
The point is, is I left.

382
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,260
You know, it's just like, but you have people.

383
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,220
Does that make me a little Latino?

384
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:24,220
Because I grew up in a Latino area where I have,

385
00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,500
I mean, even my dialect.

386
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,300
I was going to ask you, did you absorb?

387
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,140
You heard me.

388
00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:30,980
It's hard not to.

389
00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:31,820
There are some times,

390
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:36,820
there are some times where if I'm reading some Spanish,

391
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,260
my dialect comes out and I can do it.

392
00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,580
I mean, I don't know Spanish.

393
00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:41,660
I know something.

394
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,100
It's no different than regional accent.

395
00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:45,220
But does that mean I'm Latino?

396
00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,420
Think about how people get torn up

397
00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,900
for starting to sound country.

398
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:52,380
Is Latino a regional thing or is it a mental thing

399
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,220
or is it something that I grew up with?

400
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,220
Latino is Latin America.

401
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,020
I know, but I mean, if they're going to-

402
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,860
No, you would not be considered Latino.

403
00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:00,940
Is it regional?

404
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,780
No.

405
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:03,860
I mean, so the people that were born in El Paso,

406
00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,500
are they considered Latino?

407
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,900
Yeah, because their parents are from Mexico or Guadalajara.

408
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,740
Are they?

409
00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:09,580
I think so.

410
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:10,420
Yeah.

411
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:13,540
All right, so it'd be, so, I mean, see, that's nonsense.

412
00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:14,980
Just like we could actually go,

413
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,380
well, I'm German and British.

414
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,220
That's bullshit.

415
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,020
Well, how come that segment is not in there?

416
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:20,860
I could 100%.

417
00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:23,420
Like if I were some amazing Olympic athlete,

418
00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,700
I could totally, I could totally go for German.

419
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:27,340
But how long does it last?

420
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,180
Forever.

421
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,020
No, no, I don't know.

422
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,060
I mean, how many generations does it go back?

423
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,340
So, I mean, that's what I'm saying.

424
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,380
It's like, oh, okay, well, my great, great, great

425
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,660
grandfather came from Mexico,

426
00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:41,100
but four generations have been here.

427
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:45,500
So, I mean, how long does it take for me to erase

428
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,940
that Latino heritage just because I'm now in the United

429
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:49,780
States?

430
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:54,100
I still have a Latino reference, but I mean, how-

431
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,340
It depends on two things.

432
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,940
How good you are at pole vaulting and how big your junk is.

433
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:03,660
Well, I think he should have been better at pole vaulting.

434
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:04,500
You should have been?

435
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,340
He should have been.

436
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,740
I mean, dude, you gotta anticipate that.

437
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:07,700
He had the junk down.

438
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,700
Yeah, you gotta get at least those extra three inches

439
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,540
out of the way.

440
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,380
Yeah.

441
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,380
Well, he missed like half an inch.

442
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:13,780
I mean, he had that fucking-

443
00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:16,620
Oh, man.

444
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:17,460
So horrible.

445
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,140
Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to get you off your train of thought.

446
00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:21,860
Yeah, I mean, I think this effort-

447
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:26,260
I think the fault in your thing there though is black people,

448
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,540
no matter how long you're here, you're still gonna be black.

449
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:29,380
Right.

450
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:33,180
Latino is a race, just like black people, white people, right?

451
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,100
So, I mean, you're Latino.

452
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,140
It's a heritage that you embrace.

453
00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:37,980
I mean-

454
00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,980
Yeah, but you're not African American.

455
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,380
And there's no category as black.

456
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,820
Correct, yeah, there is.

457
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:43,660
Is there now?

458
00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,500
Well-

459
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,340
Because there wasn't.

460
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,700
I see it on my thing.

461
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,340
No, it doesn't say African American, it says black.

462
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,180
No, it says black.

463
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,820
Oh, so now it's black, because I honestly haven't filled out

464
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:52,660
one of those in a long time.

465
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,340
Dude, and you're talking about hundreds, hundreds,

466
00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:57,940
even maybe thousands of categories of black.

467
00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:58,780
Correct.

468
00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,340
I mean, somebody who's-

469
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,180
Someone I mentioned, it's like-

470
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,860
Like you said, the Caribbean, the Caribbean.

471
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,700
I mean, come on.

472
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,460
Oh yeah, Cubans, Jamaicans.

473
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,300
Completely different.

474
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,380
I don't know, that's just straight.

475
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,780
Say Lucia.

476
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:10,620
There you go.

477
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:11,460
That lady just won the gold medal.

478
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,180
Yes, as a sprinter.

479
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,020
As a sprinter.

480
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,860
Damn good.

481
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:17,620
Oh, is that the one that enveloped herself in this onesie?

482
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,460
And just-

483
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:19,300
No.

484
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,140
No.

485
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:20,980
No.

486
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:21,820
I didn't see that.

487
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,860
Is that on Pornhub?

488
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:27,020
No, no, no, she was a sprinter that won the first place,

489
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,180
and she beat the shit out of them.

490
00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,660
She had this little onesie outfit on with a little hood.

491
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,060
Oh, that was a couple years ago.

492
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:33,900
Oh, was it?

493
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,740
Really?

494
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,580
They just showed the video.

495
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:36,420
That was a few years ago.

496
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,260
That was a few Olympics ago.

497
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,220
How the fuck do you know that?

498
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,060
God damn.

499
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,380
She's amazing.

500
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,820
So the St. Lucia girl, she's cute?

501
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,900
Yeah, yeah, her life is set.

502
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:48,340
Oh, oh yeah, they said she's gonna have a house,

503
00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:51,780
land, and land, and money, because she won gold,

504
00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,620
the first ever medal for her country.

505
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,300
They'll probably make a stamp out of her,

506
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,140
name a school after her.

507
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:57,980
And she was what?

508
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,820
She was born in Florida and went to Florida State, right?

509
00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,940
Yes, Wisconsin.

510
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:07,260
So Nebraska or something.

511
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,940
And she's like, I don't really like St. Lucia,

512
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,180
but they're giving me land, so I'll go down there.

513
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,340
She's pretty lady.

514
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,260
And she had an accent.

515
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,420
She actually could back it up.

516
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:15,260
She's fast as shit.

517
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,740
She beat the shit out of them.

518
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,100
No shit.

519
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,100
That was impressive.

520
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,700
Well, these athletes are something else.

521
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:26,020
But the thing is, for me, and the whole Olympic thing,

522
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,020
is you guys are watching it.

523
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:28,540
I'm not.

524
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,780
I'm turned off by it.

525
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:33,300
I mean, I'm super excited for all the individuals out there

526
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,860
performing for their countries, but it's

527
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,820
sincerely lost its spirit.

528
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:38,660
You know what I mean?

529
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:41,460
You got turned off by the opening ceremony.

530
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:44,420
That's so sad, though, because it was once some weird, gay,

531
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,940
director guy ruined the whole Olympics for you?

532
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,740
Look, yeah, he did.

533
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,500
That's too bad.

534
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,220
It is too bad.

535
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,140
But there's more to it than just that.

536
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:56,580
It's just there's a lot of behind the scenes kind

537
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,620
of negativity.

538
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,500
The IOC is very corrupt.

539
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,180
That's my point.

540
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:02,940
There's been lots of scandals over the years.

541
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,180
That's what I'm saying is that they get all this money.

542
00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,140
We contribute.

543
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,900
The United States contributed.

544
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,020
I don't even know how much.

545
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:14,100
But if you've got some podunk country that wanted,

546
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,140
like these investors, $100 million.

547
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,020
I forget which one.

548
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,140
They pulled their money.

549
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,860
There was several investors that pulled their money

550
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,820
when that opening ceremony came out.

551
00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,580
And they pulled out like $100 million.

552
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:28,580
You're talking about the Mississippi company.

553
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,020
Well, it doesn't matter who they are.

554
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,420
But there are investors that are pulling the money out.

555
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,300
Well, it's just like every single country

556
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,220
on the planet that is participating in this,

557
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,300
if you have investors that are doing $100 million,

558
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,980
how much are the countries putting in?

559
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:44,540
I mean, it's a big event.

560
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,460
There's infrastructure that you've got to get.

561
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:50,820
Think about how much you have one investor, $100 million,

562
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:54,580
how much will $100 million go to build the infrastructure

563
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,300
of an Olympics?

564
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,100
Very small.

565
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:57,700
I don't know.

566
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,180
It costs billions of dollars to put the Olympics on.

567
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,140
Yeah, let me tell you.

568
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,740
It almost bankrupts companies or countries.

569
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:04,860
Yeah, let me tell you one story.

570
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:05,700
Paris.

571
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,780
So there were people that were complaining

572
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,700
about the quality of the water in the river that

573
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,940
runs through Paris.

574
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:12,980
The Seine River.

575
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,900
OK, they were saying it's got like a coal eye.

576
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,020
Yeah, it's got a coal eye and all sorts of shit.

577
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,940
They spent one.

578
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,980
I swear to God.

579
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,580
I read this right out of an article.

580
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:26,460
They spent $1.5 billion cleaning up the river.

581
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,180
Just the river.

582
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,060
Just the river.

583
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:30,420
So that the triathlon and whatever

584
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:33,060
they did in the river, the people would be OK with it.

585
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:36,460
Well, the opening ceremony rained like a motherfucker.

586
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:40,740
And they said all the street sewage and everything

587
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,500
washed into the river and basically undid all the cleanup

588
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,060
they did.

589
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,700
$1.5 billion.

590
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,500
So what does that tell you right there

591
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,780
on how much fucking money they have

592
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,740
to throw at the fucking Olympics?

593
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,460
It's billions.

594
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,300
It's billions.

595
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:59,100
But it sounds like you've got, look,

596
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,500
they're mismanaging the money.

597
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,100
Absolutely.

598
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,980
So I mean, if you've got these yahoos that

599
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,420
are with these opening ceremonies,

600
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,820
it's the same concept of these stupid Super Bowl

601
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:13,620
things where you've got Janet Jackson's titty popping out.

602
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,460
Well, hold on.

603
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,340
Why do you call that stupid?

604
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:15,980
We like that.

605
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:16,860
Yeah, why do you call that stupid?

606
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,380
I'm just saying there's like, shut up.

607
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:23,020
It's stupid shit that they do to get attention.

608
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,180
And that's just like, it's inappropriate.

609
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,820
And it's a common denominator with all this stuff.

610
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:28,460
I know what you mean.

611
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,700
It's like, come on, it's the Super Bowl.

612
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:33,500
It's the fucking Super Bowl of everything.

613
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,980
And yet they're going to put this up.

614
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,300
This is the Olympics.

615
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,220
Everyone's watching the opening ceremony.

616
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,020
That's what they did.

617
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,740
Those people should be flogged.

618
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,740
That's what they did.

619
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:42,700
Because they're like, we're going

620
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,820
to have these billion people watching it.

621
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,220
Oh, we're sorry.

622
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,220
We're so sorry.

623
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,740
Fuck you.

624
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,220
They knew what they were doing.

625
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,260
That's bullshit.

626
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,660
They offended every Christian on the goddamn planet

627
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:53,300
for doing that.

628
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:53,980
Fuck them.

629
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:54,980
Not just Christians.

630
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,340
And it was inappropriate.

631
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,100
Not just Christians, yeah.

632
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,820
And it was inappropriate, too, because he had kids out there

633
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,620
and he had dudes with their junk hanging out in those photo.

634
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,980
Oh, yeah.

635
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,340
Just totally inappropriate.

636
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,460
And where is that about?

637
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,140
I mean, it just, come on, man.

638
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,860
Yeah, where's the accountability on that one?

639
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,340
None.

640
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:10,980
There's none.

641
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,300
And yeah, they praised it.

642
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,580
And they were like, some guys, people were like,

643
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,660
they didn't go far enough.

644
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,220
And I mean, it's like, really, come on.

645
00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:18,740
Why?

646
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,500
And you're right.

647
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,020
About the Super Bowl, remember after the Janet Jasson thing,

648
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,500
what'd they do the next time?

649
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,140
The next year.

650
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,060
The land weight guy.

651
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,100
It was Paul McCartney.

652
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:31,140
And they thought it was the most boring blah, blah, blah.

653
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,700
Well, I mean, because they got scolded.

654
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,260
Remember J.Lo with her?

655
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,100
Oh, she was crotching it everywhere.

656
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,140
Oh, flayed out legs and right there.

657
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,740
And the camera's right in her crotch.

658
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,820
And she's like, freaking meat curtain hanging.

659
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:43,580
Meat curtain?

660
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,860
I don't think there's anything sticking out.

661
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:46,940
I'm sorry, I was paraphrasing.

662
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,020
I'm not sure I've heard of meat curtain before.

663
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,540
Oh, well.

664
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,020
I was thinking Merkin Factory, but whatever.

665
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:53,500
OK.

666
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,500
OK.

667
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,060
Moving on to the next Super Bowl,

668
00:19:57,060 --> 00:20:00,940
we have those at the Black Panther Parade with the.

669
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,220
The last one was awful.

670
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,340
Oh, yeah.

671
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:08,180
You know, the next Olympics is in Los Angeles.

672
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,220
Olympics, yes.

673
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,340
Los Angeles.

674
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,660
So was the last time 1984?

675
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,460
Yeah, 1984.

676
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,140
With Mary Lee Retton.

677
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:16,780
Correct.

678
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,580
How the fuck did.

679
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:18,500
Hold on.

680
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,220
Carl Lewis?

681
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,500
Carl Lewis.

682
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,620
Fuck that.

683
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,580
I can't believe it's going to be in Los Angeles.

684
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:25,100
Why not?

685
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:25,980
That's cool.

686
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:26,380
Fuck.

687
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:26,900
I don't care.

688
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,380
I don't give a fuck about Los Angeles.

689
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:31,660
They're going to try to out-train France.

690
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:35,100
I'm bitter because I'm disappointed with California.

691
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,540
They better not out-transy France.

692
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,660
They're going to try.

693
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:40,380
There are.

694
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,380
They're going to get their homeless out there.

695
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:45,340
They're going to be like, they're all tweaking.

696
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,660
Oh, what was wrong with that?

697
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,780
That was really nice.

698
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,020
I mean, it'd be like there's a nice lullaby.

699
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,140
Let's talk about 1984.

700
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,260
Did you guys watch that Olympics?

701
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,540
Was that you remember when Mary Lee Retton jumped?

702
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,460
I remember that.

703
00:20:56,460 --> 00:21:00,300
I remember it distinctly because I was working at McDonald's.

704
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,900
Actually, no, it was right before I was working at McDonald's.

705
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:07,820
And they had a program that every time an American won

706
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,940
a gold medal, if you had the ticket,

707
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,540
you could get a free Big Mac.

708
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,900
Nice.

709
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,860
So people just populated the front door.

710
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:15,380
Well, no.

711
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,260
You had to have the game cards or whatever it was.

712
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:18,980
Gay cards?

713
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,100
Yeah, gay cards.

714
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,580
And that killed Big Macs.

715
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,260
Was this the Monopoly thing?

716
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,420
It wasn't Monopoly, but it was similar to it.

717
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,220
So you had to have, you know.

718
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,340
Oh, you peel it off the side of your Coke glass.

719
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,660
Oh, that is so awesome.

720
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:31,500
I love those games.

721
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,980
Yeah, it was something like that.

722
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,900
And I had a shit ton of them.

723
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:38,460
And I went in there and I had four Big Macs.

724
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,740
You got them all at once?

725
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,140
Well, that was just one time.

726
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,660
But I did it multiple times, and it killed the Big Mac for me.

727
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,100
That's how I remember the 1984.

728
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,020
Oh, you overate it.

729
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,060
Oh, I did.

730
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,060
To this day, I have a hard time eating a Big Mac.

731
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:52,060
I have 32 free quarter powders and cheese.

732
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,300
I want them all right now.

733
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,660
I was 15.

734
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,780
All right now.

735
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:56,540
I was 15.

736
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,620
They could eat it back then.

737
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,060
I'm going to butt lose them.

738
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:04,180
Dude, I remember being so enamored with Mary Lee Retton.

739
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:04,660
Dude.

740
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,220
She just had a big health scare.

741
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:06,820
I was 14.

742
00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:07,620
Oh, I know she did.

743
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:08,540
She had a big what?

744
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,180
Health scare.

745
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,420
14 years old.

746
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:11,220
Health scare?

747
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,340
Yeah, she was in the house.

748
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,300
Like now, lately?

749
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:13,820
Yeah.

750
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:14,620
A couple months ago, yeah.

751
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,260
So you were 14 years old and just like whacking to the oldies?

752
00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:18,820
Oh, dude.

753
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:19,700
Dude.

754
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,260
I remember we were in the Kipling Inn in Denver.

755
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,860
And we had frost in the pastries.

756
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:26,540
And remember, I lived overseas.

757
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,900
So when we came back to the States for the summer,

758
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:30,740
it was like throw.

759
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,220
Are you guys done?

760
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,460
You had good throw back then.

761
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,580
No, what problem?

762
00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:37,500
I never measured it.

763
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,180
But I cracked some windows.

764
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,860
Those are the meters.

765
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:45,140
Anyway, dude, they were great memories, man.

766
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:48,180
The music, 1984 music was great.

767
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,140
Because remember, I was in Indonesia, right?

768
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,500
So we would come home for the summer.

769
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,100
And I would take the cassette tapes.

770
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,540
And I would record the radio all summer long.

771
00:22:56,540 --> 00:23:00,100
So I could take it back with me and listen to American radio.

772
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:03,340
But dude, the music was awesome in 84.

773
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,620
The Olympics were awesome.

774
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:06,660
Dr. Pepper was awesome.

775
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,860
Everything was awesome.

776
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,500
Yeah, I do remember that.

777
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,260
I think it's the spirit of being younger.

778
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:11,780
I do.

779
00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:12,460
Yes, you're right.

780
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:16,340
I do remember that the Russians were not there.

781
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:17,460
Oh, they were angry.

782
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:18,500
Did they cheat again?

783
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:18,980
No.

784
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,180
Was that the Winter Olympics?

785
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:23,860
Because we boycotted 1980 when it was in Moscow.

786
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,420
Oh, we were doing the Ronald Reagan.

787
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:27,100
That's fine.

788
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:27,740
Stop that.

789
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,900
We're not going to show up either.

790
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,860
We were doing the Cold War.

791
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:30,660
Fuck you guys.

792
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,260
So they boycotted 84.

793
00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:33,220
That was a mistake.

794
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:36,540
And that was one reason the Americans had so many golds.

795
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,900
Well, same on this one, too.

796
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:38,420
Yes.

797
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,540
Yeah, the Russians are fair.

798
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:40,860
Russia's not at this Olympics.

799
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:41,220
It's funny.

800
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:46,060
My dad was sharing with me, there was what was the German 1932

801
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,300
Olympics?

802
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,260
It's with Jesse Owens.

803
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:48,860
Yeah.

804
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:53,140
So my dad was sharing a story that he knew or heard

805
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,260
or watched a documentary.

806
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,300
I think maybe on Netflix.

807
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:55,940
I don't even know.

808
00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:57,500
But he shared a story because I was

809
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,700
talking about the ceremony.

810
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:01,460
He's like, you know, there's all kinds of stupid shit

811
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:03,540
that's been going on during these Olympics where

812
00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:04,940
they tried different stuff.

813
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,780
And they were at one time, they had

814
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,780
during the open ceremony of 1932,

815
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:15,540
they had released a bunch of pigeons or doves or whatever,

816
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,260
a bunch of birds.

817
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,740
They just like, you know, very good.

818
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,180
They released a bunch of birds.

819
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,780
And then all of a sudden, they had a bunch of noise,

820
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:26,060
like fake gun blanks being shot.

821
00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:28,940
And if you startle a pigeon, what do they do?

822
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:29,460
They die?

823
00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:31,060
They shit.

824
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:31,700
Oh, no.

825
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,700
So the pigeons came out.

826
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,220
They flew right over the Americans

827
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,700
where they're supposed to go.

828
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,460
And then they made all these noises

829
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,460
and they shit all over the Americans.

830
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:42,380
Oh.

831
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,660
Was that by design?

832
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:44,740
Yes.

833
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:45,660
Hitler was there.

834
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:46,620
Yes.

835
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,380
He was tweaking.

836
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:50,100
Ever see that footage of him tweaking in the stands?

837
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:50,900
Tweaking?

838
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:51,420
Oh, yeah.

839
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,180
He was a coke.

840
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,060
He was a druggie.

841
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:54,060
Oh, yeah.

842
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,660
He was a meth addict.

843
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,180
What?

844
00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,340
You've never seen that video of him sitting in the stand.

845
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:00,140
He's just rocking back and forth.

846
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,180
Well, maybe they were playing Metallica.

847
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:03,340
They were playing Metallica.

848
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:04,340
It could have been.

849
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,340
They had been around a while.

850
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,500
I don't know about that long.

851
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,940
Huh.

852
00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:09,100
Dude, that's crazy.

853
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:09,580
Yeah.

854
00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,940
Look up the video Hitler tweaking at the Olympics.

855
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,780
Mr. Producer.

856
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,620
See if you can find it.

857
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,180
Sorry, man.

858
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,100
I was playing the game.

859
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:16,980
It's kind of creepy.

860
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:17,820
What time is it?

861
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,780
How long was I out?

862
00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:20,140
Far out, man.

863
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,420
Dude.

864
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:24,740
Dude, I thought you guys were done a long time ago.

865
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:25,620
Hitler tweaking.

866
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:27,620
He's looking up something very important for us

867
00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:28,860
because he's an awesome producer.

868
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,820
Yeah.

869
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:35,220
I have a go video, not twerking, tweaking.

870
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,740
It's 1936.

871
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,820
You always just so early in 1936,

872
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:42,860
so close on your back footage available for broadcasting,

873
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:45,220
licensing request.

874
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,180
Here we go.

875
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,340
What are we looking at here?

876
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,020
Oh, wow.

877
00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:51,820
So they're marching in and the color.

878
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,660
Well, that's not colored yet.

879
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,380
Dude, is that Hitler?

880
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,820
This can't be the Olympics.

881
00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,740
Yes, those Olympics in Berlin.

882
00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:01,740
And it's so militarized.

883
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:02,700
Well, it was Hitler.

884
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,340
What do you want?

885
00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:04,060
I know.

886
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:04,540
I know.

887
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,820
But oh, god.

888
00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:08,460
And they're all doing their swastika thing.

889
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:12,020
Why would they even let them do the Olympics here?

890
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:13,700
Well, that was before World War II started.

891
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:14,700
I know.

892
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,660
Oh, how creepy.

893
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,420
Yeah, people are going, hi, Hitler.

894
00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:18,900
Yes.

895
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,900
It reminds me of a movie experience I had.

896
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:22,300
No, it is not.

897
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,980
Oh, I can't stand it when you guys say that.

898
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,060
This is.

899
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,180
He's doing his differently.

900
00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:27,940
It is down.

901
00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:28,980
Everybody else is up.

902
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,660
Well, maybe it's a matter of.

903
00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:32,580
Well, it's lower than him.

904
00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,900
Maybe that's what it is.

905
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,220
So is he tweaking right there?

906
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,420
No, he's in the stands.

907
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,900
I don't know if this is going to show.

908
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,700
What we're showing here is they're in the arena

909
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:46,220
and everybody's doing their Hitler salute.

910
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,260
There's nothing Olympic about this.

911
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,620
This is like a military parade.

912
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:53,100
Oh, no, they're all the countries all lined up.

913
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,580
And he's like talking.

914
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:57,780
He's like, the Germans are going to crush you.

915
00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:02,460
We are going to destroy you and your country in the Olympics.

916
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:04,060
We are about to invade Poland.

917
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:07,620
So the interesting thing about how Hitler got.

918
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:08,060
There he is.

919
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:08,580
Oh, yes.

920
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:10,340
Oh, but he was.

921
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,180
You sure he wasn't autistic?

922
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:13,980
Or maybe you have to take a shit or piss.

923
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,420
Well, maybe he was getting ready to get up

924
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,820
and he decided not to get up.

925
00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:18,380
Oh, Jesus.

926
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:18,900
Really.

927
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:19,980
I'm too much fine.

928
00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:20,820
Time out.

929
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:24,780
That is what that short clip is what you're basing that on.

930
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:26,140
That's what a lot of people are.

931
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:28,060
Oh, that's retarded.

932
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,220
Who knows what he was doing?

933
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,780
He was dancing to music.

934
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,060
He had to pee.

935
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,300
Yeah, he had to pee.

936
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,660
He had to pee and he was dancing to music.

937
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:37,420
Oh, that's so dumb.

938
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:41,980
That's the basis for him being a meth addict.

939
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:42,500
Yes.

940
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,020
Speaking of basis, one of the things

941
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:48,740
that Adolf did during his campaigns,

942
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:50,580
when he would go out there and speak with people,

943
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:53,660
something that none of the other politicians did

944
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:55,820
is that when he would set up speakers,

945
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:58,780
he would set up these booming speakers

946
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:02,300
with such low frequency so that when he spoke,

947
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,380
it was an authoritative boom.

948
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:04,900
Oh, yeah.

949
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:05,860
It made people shit.

950
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:07,660
Well, it did.

951
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:10,940
Only on the way back from Iron Herd.

952
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,020
Yeah, I'm not kidding.

953
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:15,100
No, it wouldn't make him shit, but it was just

954
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,100
a technique they used.

955
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,700
And nobody knows that.

956
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,660
But it's just kind of like, well, you know why?

957
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:21,260
It's just kind of a cool thing.

958
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:24,700
I mean, it's kind of an interesting historical thing.

959
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,740
It is interesting.

960
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,620
Big old 18-inch woofers.

961
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,700
Back then, those guys were like insane when

962
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,220
it came to stuff like that.

963
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,140
That's just so crazy.

964
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:35,220
1936 in Berlin.

965
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,660
But what about 1972?

966
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:38,540
That was Munich.

967
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:39,700
Yes.

968
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:40,860
Remember what happened there?

969
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:42,500
All the Jews got shot.

970
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:42,980
Dude.

971
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:43,820
What?

972
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:44,740
You don't remember this?

973
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:47,940
The Israeli team, like the Israeli Olympic team

974
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:55,060
got killed by terrorists in their Olympic house

975
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,180
or wherever they were.

976
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:57,500
The Israelis got killed?

977
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,380
Please tell me you know this.

978
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:00,060
I don't.

979
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:00,900
I remember this.

980
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:01,740
The Mossad.

981
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,540
I kind of vaguely know something about it.

982
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:07,980
The Mossad took like the next 15, a long time,

983
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,980
and they hunted everyone down that was involved

984
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,220
and killed them.

985
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:13,940
Dude, not fuck with Mossad, man.

986
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,820
Watched a movie called Munich.

987
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:16,860
It's great.

988
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:17,420
It's good.

989
00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:18,060
It's about that.

990
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:20,180
So Israel competed in the 72 Summer Olympics

991
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,500
in Munich, West Germany, which began on August 26,

992
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,820
on September 5 and 6.

993
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,500
In the Munich massacre, 11 members

994
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:28,380
of the Israeli delegation, five athletes, two referees,

995
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:30,300
and four coaches were taken hostage

996
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,060
by the Palestine Liberation Organization,

997
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:33,100
terrorists, and murdered.

998
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:33,700
And murdered.

999
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,980
Reinder, the team, left Munich on September 7.

1000
00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:38,940
Shaul Ladani, a Holocaust survivor,

1001
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,820
competed in the 50 kilometer walk.

1002
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,620
He'd been imprisoned in Bergen-Belsen,

1003
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:47,220
a contraception concentration camp

1004
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:50,180
as a child, and wore Star of David on his warmup jersey.

1005
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,780
When he was congratulated by the locals

1006
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,220
in his fluent German, he responded,

1007
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:56,780
I learned in Bergen-Belsen he survived the Munich massacre

1008
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:58,500
by jumping off a balcony.

1009
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,580
Damn.

1010
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,540
So anyway, watch the movie Munich.

1011
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:03,140
Unbelievable.

1012
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:05,460
It's a slow burn.

1013
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:06,460
How old is that movie?

1014
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:07,460
How old?

1015
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,540
20 years, maybe.

1016
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,340
Munich, huh?

1017
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,060
Never heard of it.

1018
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:10,580
Yeah, it's called Munich.

1019
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:12,900
I think it's a Steven Spielberg movie.

1020
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,460
God, late.

1021
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:17,500
I mean, people don't even remember that kind of shit.

1022
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,780
Imagine if that happened today, how riveting that

1023
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:22,420
would fricking be.

1024
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,500
So I'll tell you what I remember back then.

1025
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,500
Because when I used to live in Germany,

1026
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:30,100
back then during that time, I remember as a kid,

1027
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,780
we would grow up in, because we lived on a military base.

1028
00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:34,660
And we didn't have a lot of stuff going on.

1029
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:36,940
There was like, all right, because we lived in what they

1030
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,380
call Benjamin Franklin Village.

1031
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,820
So nowadays, they have these big forts set up.

1032
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:42,740
It's probably still Benjamin Franklin Village,

1033
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,220
but they have a big old gate or wall

1034
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,300
put around the whole place to protect themselves.

1035
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,060
It's a compound.

1036
00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,220
But back then, they didn't.

1037
00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:52,740
And back then, there was a lot of friends and hanging out.

1038
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,140
We'd have a lot of fun.

1039
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,100
And man, I'll tell you, to kill time,

1040
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,500
because we didn't have normal things like the kids here

1041
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,900
in the United States have, back then,

1042
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,660
it was kind of like, all right, we'll

1043
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:03,660
stuck here because my dad's here training.

1044
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:06,300
You ran around in the neighbor's farmland

1045
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,180
and got shot by salt pellets.

1046
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:09,220
That happened too.

1047
00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,820
Yeah, but you were a nuisance.

1048
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:13,940
No, I was a regular person.

1049
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:15,980
You think I was the only one that did that?

1050
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:18,660
Why do you think that the German farmer had a salt gun?

1051
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,700
Because a lot of people would come through there.

1052
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,660
Because they're shot from the Benjamin Franklin compound.

1053
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,740
God bless.

1054
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:27,100
I'm going to shoot him.

1055
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,940
I will shoot him in the ass.

1056
00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:29,940
Yeah, he did.

1057
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:30,660
And over and over.

1058
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,780
He's stealing my brooch.

1059
00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:36,420
Stay out of my corn, my sweet corn, you asshole.

1060
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,420
My sauerkraut.

1061
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:40,620
OK, so I'm getting out of control here.

1062
00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,700
This is probably awesome.

1063
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:46,140
But I do remember we would play a lot of board games.

1064
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,740
That was one of the things that we did a lot growing up there.

1065
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:52,220
You know, it was like we played risk.

1066
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:57,340
We played, you know, risk was popular.

1067
00:31:57,340 --> 00:31:58,900
Risk takes forever.

1068
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,420
Well, that was what was good about it.

1069
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,820
You need to conquer the world.

1070
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:02,860
Remember Stratego?

1071
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:06,100
You know how you speed risk up?

1072
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,620
You do the nuclear option.

1073
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,340
You play risk normally for the first hour,

1074
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:13,980
and then when everybody gets restless and, you know,

1075
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:15,580
oh my God, can we speed this up?

1076
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,260
Then you go nukes.

1077
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:20,020
You switch the game to nukes and it's fun.

1078
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,380
You just destroy a whole country.

1079
00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:24,900
You just roll one die each, and then whoever's got the highest,

1080
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,660
you wiped out that country.

1081
00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:30,100
And you can't put any things on it because it's irradiated.

1082
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,020
We played strip risk.

1083
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:33,660
Anyway, Stratego, a lot of fun.

1084
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,220
I still play that with my boys.

1085
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,100
I never did play that one.

1086
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:36,740
I played risk.

1087
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:38,260
Oh my God, you never played Stratego?

1088
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,620
We need to have a Stratego tournament at my house.

1089
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:41,500
Jeff, seriously.

1090
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,540
Stratego is so much fun.

1091
00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:44,860
Stratego is basically.

1092
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,060
I've wanted to play it when I was a kid.

1093
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:47,180
I'd see the commercials.

1094
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:47,980
I was like, I want to play it.

1095
00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:49,020
We never got it though.

1096
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,140
Oh.

1097
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:51,820
That's because you were drinking powdered milk.

1098
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:52,300
Yeah.

1099
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:54,540
They were like, do you want powdered milk this week

1100
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:55,580
or the game Stratego?

1101
00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:57,300
Oh, because I go with powdered milk.

1102
00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:59,820
Mom, dad, we've decided we're not

1103
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:01,460
going to eat any powdered milk for a month.

1104
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,340
We want Stratego.

1105
00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:03,980
Because look, it has cool little milk.

1106
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:04,860
Oh, dude, I have it.

1107
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:05,340
Guys.

1108
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:07,060
You could have made one if he had some cardboard.

1109
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:07,540
Jeff.

1110
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:09,460
I have the game at home.

1111
00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:10,060
Do you really?

1112
00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:10,780
Yes.

1113
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:11,620
I love that game.

1114
00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:12,540
I played it with my boys.

1115
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:13,780
I still play with my boys.

1116
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:15,260
All right, well, let's look this up.

1117
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:18,380
Top 10 board games growing up.

1118
00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:19,860
Life has to be in there somewhere.

1119
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:23,140
So the best board games of the 70s and 80s.

1120
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:25,420
There's something about board games

1121
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,980
that just brings people together.

1122
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,180
Maybe it's the nostalgia of childhood memories.

1123
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:29,740
Just go to the numbers.

1124
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:30,460
What's wrong with you?

1125
00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:32,660
Or the shared excitement of beating the game together.

1126
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:33,500
All right, Monopoly.

1127
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,220
Oh, Monopoly.

1128
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,060
Wait, hold on.

1129
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,460
Are we going 10 down to 1?

1130
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:37,580
I don't know.

1131
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,620
This is just a list.

1132
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,180
That's OK.

1133
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:39,780
That's OK.

1134
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,340
Well, this is going to list them.

1135
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:42,420
So we've got Monopoly.

1136
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:43,700
Monopoly, no brainer.

1137
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:44,820
So Monopoly.

1138
00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:45,340
Well, hold on.

1139
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,340
So you guys played Monopoly, right?

1140
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:48,460
Everybody's a family.

1141
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:48,980
Yes.

1142
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:49,580
The shoe.

1143
00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:50,620
I played it a lot.

1144
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:51,540
Oh, yes.

1145
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:52,620
I was the race car.

1146
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,780
I was always the race car.

1147
00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:54,660
Yeah, you would be.

1148
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,340
I'm not a fan of Monopoly.

1149
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,620
Why?

1150
00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,140
I don't know.

1151
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,100
I played it a lot.

1152
00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:01,460
It's a very long game.

1153
00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:01,940
It is.

1154
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,500
And it can be cut throughout.

1155
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,020
Oh, it is.

1156
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,220
And it gets supposed to be a lot.

1157
00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,020
It's violent at the end.

1158
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,940
Like family members lose their shit

1159
00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:13,420
because you land on Park Place and they're like, oh, I've

1160
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,060
got three hotels.

1161
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,780
I've got three hotels and you're fucked.

1162
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,060
And that's $300,000.

1163
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,540
You only have three bucks.

1164
00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:20,620
But I don't have that.

1165
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:22,300
You've got to mortgage all your shit, remember?

1166
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,380
You have to take all your properties and mortgage them

1167
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:24,980
and get money.

1168
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,020
At that point, you're like, I'm done.

1169
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:29,180
Yeah, it's like it's totally a glimpse into your future

1170
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:31,460
where you're bankrupt.

1171
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,300
Anyway, all right, next one.

1172
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,420
Well, hold on.

1173
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:36,540
That list was Monopoly.

1174
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,820
Oh, we're switching gears here.

1175
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:41,260
Well, the thing was it said that the top 10 listed in India.

1176
00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:42,700
I don't know if it was that.

1177
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,860
No, we don't care about Indian board games.

1178
00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:47,500
We want American board games.

1179
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,340
No offense to our Indian-Americans.

1180
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:50,500
Why are we not talking?

1181
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,740
So the, all right, well.

1182
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:53,620
I don't know these.

1183
00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:54,620
I know Masterpiece.

1184
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,780
That is a great game.

1185
00:34:56,780 --> 00:35:01,260
What is this is, again, this is not being prepared.

1186
00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:04,620
Well, you know, oh, I don't know what's happening.

1187
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:05,380
No, none of these.

1188
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,380
These are not video games.

1189
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:07,460
These are board games.

1190
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,980
We want top 10 board games from the 70s.

1191
00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:11,340
OK, let's see here.

1192
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,380
Trivial Pursuit.

1193
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:18,460
If you want to feel stupid in a family full of brainiacs,

1194
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,660
play that with your family.

1195
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,180
Yes.

1196
00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:23,900
Well, you're the one person that can't get any of the fucking.

1197
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,620
This list was updated in January 8, 2024.

1198
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:29,180
The 80s gave us some great board games, many of which

1199
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:30,180
we still play this day.

1200
00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:32,700
We've updated the list with a few more games that came out

1201
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,580
in that period and have received new additions

1202
00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,180
with certain changes in the rules of play.

1203
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:38,300
All right, so Trivial Pursuit.

1204
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,980
Trivial Pursuit would always be.

1205
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,220
It's always good.

1206
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:43,340
And you know, like the pink is impossible.

1207
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:44,540
The brown is impossible.

1208
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:45,380
We always get orange, right?

1209
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:46,540
They're all impossible.

1210
00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:47,780
No.

1211
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:51,420
Green, blue, and orange are doable.

1212
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:52,580
Orange is sports, I believe.

1213
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:53,180
Yes.

1214
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:56,180
Brown and fucking pink.

1215
00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:56,980
Very interesting.

1216
00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:57,980
We're not doing that yet.

1217
00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:58,500
Yeah, but.

1218
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,780
We're doing board games.

1219
00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:00,980
OK.

1220
00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:01,980
We're going to get there.

1221
00:36:01,980 --> 00:36:02,860
I took my first taste.

1222
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:04,460
Next one, Mr. Producer.

1223
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,380
Game of Life.

1224
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:05,900
Oh, yeah.

1225
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,820
Everybody played that one.

1226
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,820
You spin the thing.

1227
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,980
You find out if you're going to go the college route

1228
00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:11,060
or not the college route.

1229
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:11,900
I have like 15 kids.

1230
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,220
Yeah, you got like two cars behind you

1231
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,380
because you got so many kids.

1232
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,740
Oh, you were boinking everybody.

1233
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:17,700
Oh, yeah.

1234
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:18,500
Awesome.

1235
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,620
All right, next one.

1236
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:20,620
All right, Guess Who.

1237
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:21,140
Oh, yeah.

1238
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,020
I played that a lot.

1239
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:22,820
Yeah, Guess Who.

1240
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,340
I wasn't.

1241
00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:25,140
You have all the cards out and you just.

1242
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,860
I wasn't as excited about that one.

1243
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:27,820
But we played that one.

1244
00:36:27,820 --> 00:36:28,780
We played that quite a lot.

1245
00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:29,300
Wait, hold on.

1246
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,020
Wasn't that basically a memorization?

1247
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,060
No, you have to.

1248
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,340
There is criteria.

1249
00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:36,100
You ask questions.

1250
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,660
Does this person have bald hair?

1251
00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:39,500
No, does he have no hair?

1252
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,700
Does he have blue eyes?

1253
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,340
Does he have glasses?

1254
00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:44,220
And then you flip down.

1255
00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:44,740
Is he white?

1256
00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,140
Is he black?

1257
00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:47,700
Oh, my God.

1258
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,020
Are you allowed to ask him?

1259
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:50,340
Yeah, we played that all the time.

1260
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:50,900
It was fun.

1261
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:51,380
Yeah, so it was fun.

1262
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:53,220
There were bald people and people with glasses.

1263
00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:53,780
Correct.

1264
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:54,300
Move on.

1265
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,020
Red hair.

1266
00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:56,140
Sherlock Holmes never played it.

1267
00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:57,340
Yeah, I never heard of this one.

1268
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,660
I saw that song another one.

1269
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:02,220
The Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective.

1270
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,620
Yeah, we don't believe that.

1271
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,220
If none of us played it, it's not real.

1272
00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:05,940
It's a fake one.

1273
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:07,100
That's a fake news game.

1274
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,980
46 bucks at Walmart, though.

1275
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:09,780
Risk.

1276
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:10,700
There it is.

1277
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:11,700
Best strategy game.

1278
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,060
That's what real men play.

1279
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,420
All right, so the Sherlock Holmes.

1280
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:15,300
No, skip that.

1281
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,780
No, Jack the Ripper at West End Adventures.

1282
00:37:17,780 --> 00:37:20,220
Now, that sounds like West End Adventures.

1283
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:21,900
Jack Ripp rips your eyes apart.

1284
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,860
Yeah, he's totally glamorizing Jack the Ripper.

1285
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:25,380
Yes.

1286
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:26,780
All right, next one.

1287
00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:27,860
The best strategy game.

1288
00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:30,700
All right, go up more.

1289
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,300
Seymour.

1290
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,260
Oh, Seymour Jane.

1291
00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:36,940
Wait, anything happening?

1292
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:37,940
Is that a false button?

1293
00:37:37,940 --> 00:37:39,740
Is it clicking?

1294
00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:41,180
What a disaster.

1295
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:42,900
Maybe we should talk about the bourbon.

1296
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,780
What a letdown.

1297
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,180
So we have the top five games.

1298
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,420
Risk, OK.

1299
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,660
Oh, hold on.

1300
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,420
Axis and Allies.

1301
00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:53,740
I never played that.

1302
00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:54,900
I never played it either.

1303
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,700
Was it similar to like the Stratego?

1304
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,220
No.

1305
00:37:58,220 --> 00:37:59,940
Was it like a risk?

1306
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:01,060
Nothing like Stratego.

1307
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,220
How about Boggle?

1308
00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,620
What is the button?

1309
00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:04,340
Trouble.

1310
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:06,540
You push the button and it's a trouble.

1311
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:08,380
Boggle's fun too, though.

1312
00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:09,540
Boggle's fun.

1313
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,100
Madness?

1314
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,260
Yeah, I've never heard of that.

1315
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,220
Get the fuck out of here.

1316
00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:12,820
I never played that.

1317
00:38:12,820 --> 00:38:13,980
Taboo, that was fun.

1318
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:14,660
Taboo's fun.

1319
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,700
I think I've actually heard of that one.

1320
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,780
That was much later.

1321
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:18,020
That was when we were kids.

1322
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,580
I think that was late 80s.

1323
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,380
Did you guys ever play King Oil?

1324
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:22,900
No.

1325
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:23,740
You ever heard of that?

1326
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:24,660
No.

1327
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:26,420
That's some gay fame.

1328
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,460
It's an amazing game.

1329
00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:30,580
You have this little derrick and a bunch of holes

1330
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:32,020
all over the board.

1331
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,820
And you put the derrick in and it tells you

1332
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:35,340
if it's a gusher or not.

1333
00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:36,460
Oh, my family loved it.

1334
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,780
No, I've never heard of that one.

1335
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,060
We played, I'm surprised I didn't see it there.

1336
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:39,580
Clue?

1337
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,580
Clue.

1338
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:41,260
Absolutely.

1339
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:43,740
Clue was probably our favorite family game.

1340
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:44,860
Yeah, Clue was fun.

1341
00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:45,740
We played the shit out of that.

1342
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:46,780
And what was that, Connect 4?

1343
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:47,580
Connect 4 was fun.

1344
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,380
Connect 4 was good.

1345
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:49,700
That's not a board game.

1346
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,340
You guys are mixing all sorts of shit here.

1347
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:53,020
Boggle's not a board game either.

1348
00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,340
What the hell are you talking about?

1349
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,060
Not a board.

1350
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:55,540
A board.

1351
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,620
It has to have a board.

1352
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:58,940
Boggle, or oh, well, trouble is.

1353
00:38:58,940 --> 00:38:59,380
Trouble is.

1354
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,020
Trouble is.

1355
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:00,540
Yeah.

1356
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,980
What about Candy Cane Lane or whatever it is?

1357
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:03,700
Candyland?

1358
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:04,580
Candyland.

1359
00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:05,340
Good one.

1360
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,180
Eat, what does that say?

1361
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,020
Eat poop?

1362
00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:07,740
Eat poop.

1363
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:08,900
Eat poop, you cat.

1364
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:09,740
Oh, jeez.

1365
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:10,620
What is going on here?

1366
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:11,540
These are dumb games.

1367
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:12,460
This is a train wreck.

1368
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:16,540
This is like people trying to reinvent board games

1369
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:17,620
from our childhood.

1370
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:18,900
What about Uno?

1371
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,140
The Democrats have ruined our boards.

1372
00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:22,140
Yeah, OK, you know what?

1373
00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:22,780
Fuck it.

1374
00:39:22,780 --> 00:39:24,220
Uno is a fantastic game.

1375
00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:24,900
Thank you, Jeff.

1376
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:25,420
Bring that up.

1377
00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:26,420
Yes.

1378
00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:28,020
All right, we're not following the rules

1379
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,300
because we can't get the rules.

1380
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,300
So we're just going to move forward on those.

1381
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,020
What games we played growing up in the 80s?

1382
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:34,180
We're playing any games.

1383
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:35,020
I'm with you.

1384
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,860
Well, Uno, the interesting thing with Uno,

1385
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:41,380
at least I find it interesting, is my third grade teacher's

1386
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:44,180
husband invented that game.

1387
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:45,140
Bullshit.

1388
00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:46,540
100%.

1389
00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:47,220
Is he rich?

1390
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:47,780
And he sold it.

1391
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:49,460
No, he sold it to Hasbro.

1392
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:51,820
Does he have Uno dollar?

1393
00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:52,820
Yeah, he sold it.

1394
00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:54,020
Yeah, he has $100.

1395
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:54,780
Thanks, pops.

1396
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,860
Yeah, he sold it.

1397
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,100
For like $1,000?

1398
00:39:58,100 --> 00:39:59,820
His name was Mrs. Robbins, I think.

1399
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:01,940
And her husband created Uno.

1400
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,140
Oh my god.

1401
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:05,020
And he created, he sold it, and then he

1402
00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,060
created another one called Thunder that sucked.

1403
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,980
But I remember we all got a free version of it.

1404
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:14,100
No way.

1405
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,420
So he made a mistake by selling it to Hasbro.

1406
00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:17,380
Yeah, he.

1407
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:18,260
What about Mousetrap?

1408
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:19,660
Oh, I played the shit out of that, too.

1409
00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:20,940
I played Mousetrap?

1410
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,260
Thank you, Mr. Producer.

1411
00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:23,300
Oh yeah, that was a good one.

1412
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,500
No, I never played that.

1413
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,340
Oh, that was fun.

1414
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,020
Oh, I guess we couldn't afford it.

1415
00:40:27,020 --> 00:40:28,900
Oh, shut the hell up.

1416
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,220
They didn't have that in Indonesia, probably.

1417
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,100
Yeah, I was a poor Indonesian kid.

1418
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,900
Yeah, the little basket.

1419
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,020
It was for unavailable.

1420
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,140
Gums down, the traps.

1421
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:41,220
You guys didn't have access to plastic.

1422
00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:42,180
We had shit.

1423
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:43,340
That's all we had.

1424
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,260
We had to form games out of poop.

1425
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:46,780
You had to eat cat poop?

1426
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,900
Yes.

1427
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:48,900
It was tough, guys.

1428
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:49,900
Fuck you.

1429
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,220
It was a really tough childhood for me.

1430
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:52,980
A-holes.

1431
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,900
You saw a bunch of nude Norwegianers.

1432
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,740
Yeah, nude Dutchmen.

1433
00:40:56,740 --> 00:40:57,700
They're Dutchmen, yes.

1434
00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:02,460
Yeah, skinny ass motherfuckers, swimming naked in their pool.

1435
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,100
So the clue was actually kind of fun.

1436
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:06,020
I really enjoyed that.

1437
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:07,420
With their meat curtains hanging out.

1438
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,260
So gross.

1439
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,060
Thank you for bringing that up, Jeff.

1440
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,260
I thought you didn't know what meat curtains was.

1441
00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,100
Oh, Scrabble.

1442
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:15,700
There's another one if you feel stupid about.

1443
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,500
Yeah, I liked Scrabble.

1444
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,540
I never played Scrabble.

1445
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:19,460
Seriously?

1446
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,100
I did.

1447
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,060
I wasn't smart enough.

1448
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:25,220
I recommend that we all get the Scrabble

1449
00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:28,500
and download it on our phones and connect with each other and play.

1450
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,460
I have a better idea.

1451
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:31,180
We should start playing board games.

1452
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,460
That would be fun as shit.

1453
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:35,180
It's way difficult to get together to do board games.

1454
00:41:35,180 --> 00:41:36,180
No, it's not.

1455
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:38,060
We did as families, as kids.

1456
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,260
We could still do board games.

1457
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:43,020
But I'm just saying in general, because they've got Scrabble.

1458
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:45,300
My mom and I used to play Scrabble on the phone.

1459
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,940
And we played back and forth all the time.

1460
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:47,900
It was fun.

1461
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:49,860
But then I started to beat the shit out of her all the time.

1462
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,460
I felt guilty.

1463
00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:52,300
I was like, eh, I got to do something.

1464
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,780
Mom, you're slipping.

1465
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:55,140
Yeah.

1466
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:59,580
And by the way, your word selection is mom becoming.

1467
00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:00,900
Mom, that's not a word.

1468
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:01,400
Yeah.

1469
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:07,940
That is some racist shit, mom.

1470
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:09,700
We're not allowed to say that anymore.

1471
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,580
I know I grew up hearing that every day.

1472
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:12,860
Yeah.

1473
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,180
All right, move on.

1474
00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:15,580
Good Lord.

1475
00:42:15,580 --> 00:42:16,580
Escape from Atlantis.

1476
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,060
Never heard of it.

1477
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,300
I've never played that one.

1478
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,060
It looks interesting.

1479
00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:20,900
That's a board game, too.

1480
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,500
It's got dragons.

1481
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,900
Maybe it was Dungeons and Dragons.

1482
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:24,820
Comes out.

1483
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:25,580
And porpoises.

1484
00:42:25,580 --> 00:42:26,860
Well, what about Dungeons and Dragons?

1485
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:27,860
Which, which?

1486
00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:28,420
I've never.

1487
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,220
Never heard of them.

1488
00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:30,180
Fuck, I've never heard of that.

1489
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,580
Never heard of it.

1490
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:32,100
Crazy.

1491
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:32,860
All right, keep going.

1492
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:33,380
3D.

1493
00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:34,100
These are good.

1494
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,740
Oh, it's the end of the list.

1495
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:37,580
Damn it.

1496
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:41,580
So you guys ever have played Masterpiece with the paintings?

1497
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:43,020
Maybe the little pegs?

1498
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:44,940
No, Masterpiece.

1499
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,660
It had all the famous paintings of the world.

1500
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:47,860
Sorry was another one.

1501
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:50,220
Oh, sorry, it was a good one, too.

1502
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,580
Anyway, now I've never heard of Masterpiece.

1503
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,100
Oh, it's good.

1504
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:54,820
It's a good game.

1505
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:55,900
Never played it.

1506
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,500
So I still have it.

1507
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,540
I still have it and we can play it.

1508
00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:00,660
Do you really?

1509
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:02,100
We have all the board games still.

1510
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:02,940
Oh, no shit.

1511
00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:03,700
No, I don't.

1512
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:04,780
How about Battleship?

1513
00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:06,140
They're at the cabin.

1514
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:06,740
It's a great.

1515
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:08,660
All those board games are at the cabin.

1516
00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,380
Well, I'll go to the cabin.

1517
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,300
Jeff, you can go, too.

1518
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,780
You just need to figure out.

1519
00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:14,580
We have to figure out how to get you there.

1520
00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:16,660
Maybe we'll put like decompression.

1521
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,220
We'll put like a big suit over him.

1522
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,740
Yeah, like a space suit.

1523
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,380
Yeah, with a bunch of tubes in your nose and in your ass.

1524
00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:23,540
There you go.

1525
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,420
Keep me pressurized.

1526
00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:25,740
Yeah, exactly.

1527
00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:27,740
Keep you balanced.

1528
00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:29,060
Oh, my God.

1529
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:30,980
You know, maybe a sleep apnea machine

1530
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:32,420
might help you up there.

1531
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,060
We have to get you back up there, Jeff.

1532
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,260
We have to try it again.

1533
00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:36,380
It's ridiculous.

1534
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,860
I know.

1535
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:39,300
I know.

1536
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:41,340
Well, I enjoyed a lot of these board games going up.

1537
00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:43,620
There's just a couple, a handful of them.

1538
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,940
But you know, let's let dudes like us

1539
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:48,940
have a tendency to reflect back over now.

1540
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:54,020
We did board game night with when the boys were small.

1541
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:57,100
And we had to stop because we played live.

1542
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:57,860
They would fight.

1543
00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:59,140
It would turn violent.

1544
00:43:59,140 --> 00:43:59,860
Yes.

1545
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,460
Especially Monopoly.

1546
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,980
I'm telling you, they would lose their shit

1547
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:07,060
and slap the board and all the corrupt.

1548
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,660
Yeah, all the money would go everywhere.

1549
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:10,540
We would lose pieces.

1550
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:12,900
Someone would be like hiding money over here.

1551
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,820
What?

1552
00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:15,660
I don't know where that money came from.

1553
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:16,860
You were no longer banker.

1554
00:44:16,860 --> 00:44:17,580
Get that back.

1555
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,660
You were a fucking loser, man.

1556
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:21,940
Shelly would be screaming at me, you fucking oligarch.

1557
00:44:21,940 --> 00:44:24,060
What are you going to fucking take all my money?

1558
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,380
I'm like, Shelly, this is for the kids.

1559
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:26,020
Fuck you.

1560
00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:28,060
Fuck you.

1561
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:30,460
God, it got so just ugly.

1562
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,180
We had to stop once I got a little bit older.

1563
00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:33,060
Look at that, mister.

1564
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:36,100
You got Pictionary, the Sill, the Century, Poppets,

1565
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:39,180
Bed Bugs, Pig Bugs, Shark Attack, the Dinosaur, Shoots

1566
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:39,700
and Ladders.

1567
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:40,220
Remember that?

1568
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:40,540
Oh, yeah.

1569
00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:41,500
Shoots and Ladders.

1570
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:42,620
I remember Bed Bugs, too.

1571
00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:43,540
I never played it.

1572
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:45,780
Twister, naked with oil.

1573
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:47,460
Nude.

1574
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:49,060
Absolutely.

1575
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:51,100
We do that every weekend.

1576
00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:53,900
I've never played Twister naked as a family.

1577
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,940
Oh, god.

1578
00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:56,820
Come on, boys.

1579
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:57,900
Come on, grandma.

1580
00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:00,060
Mom and dad are getting naked with you guys today.

1581
00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:00,780
Bring it.

1582
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:02,180
It oiled.

1583
00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:04,500
Which oil are we using, mom?

1584
00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:06,220
Parcheesy.

1585
00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:07,540
Parcheesy was fun.

1586
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:08,780
Yeah, I played Parcheesy.

1587
00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:09,340
Scrabble.

1588
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:09,820
That's dumb.

1589
00:45:09,820 --> 00:45:10,140
Keep going.

1590
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:10,780
Bingo.

1591
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:11,300
Keep going.

1592
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:11,780
Yahtzee.

1593
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:12,300
Yahtzee.

1594
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:13,420
Oh, that was a fun game.

1595
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:14,740
We played the shit out of Yahtzee.

1596
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:15,620
Oh, yeah.

1597
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:16,980
We still play Yahtzee.

1598
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:17,620
Do you?

1599
00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:19,340
Outburst was kind of cool.

1600
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:22,060
How often do you guys play games with your family still?

1601
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,220
Zero.

1602
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,900
Actually, no, I take that back.

1603
00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:26,540
We have picked it up some.

1604
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:28,660
You got to.

1605
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:30,660
I mean, we play games when we come over the house.

1606
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:33,140
Hell, we try to play games every time we get together.

1607
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,940
Well, no, you haven't done that in a long time.

1608
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:35,340
We need to.

1609
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:36,340
We played that Saturday.

1610
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,300
We played games.

1611
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,260
What game?

1612
00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:38,980
We played the.

1613
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:40,100
Hide the Meat Stick?

1614
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,020
No.

1615
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,180
That was your get along game.

1616
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:46,100
It was.

1617
00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:46,700
We went over.

1618
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:47,380
We played that.

1619
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,980
That's when they pulled out his 38 bourbons.

1620
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:49,300
It's here.

1621
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:50,220
Sample these.

1622
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:50,780
Yeah.

1623
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,340
There you go.

1624
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:52,580
Hide the Meat Stick, bitch.

1625
00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,900
That didn't end well.

1626
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:56,420
We played that Jack TV thing.

1627
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,100
Yeah.

1628
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,500
We need to go back to traditional shit.

1629
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:03,540
Again, but when you come over my house, we play Pictionary.

1630
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,420
Next time we have a get together,

1631
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,860
we're going to figure out how to do this kind of shit.

1632
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,780
Pictionary is probably one of my favorites.

1633
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:10,580
It's fun.

1634
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,100
You know, it's interpretation.

1635
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:15,940
It's also about knowing the other person.

1636
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,660
We can draw some shit.

1637
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:19,940
I can draw something.

1638
00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:22,380
You and I have been on some mind.

1639
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,260
There's some crazy shit.

1640
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:26,940
I was like, motherfucker, did you get that?

1641
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,300
Get out of my head, bro.

1642
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,540
How did that just happen?

1643
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:30,060
Yeah.

1644
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:31,660
I keep going.

1645
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:32,540
Totally gay.

1646
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,140
And then we played my hide the meat stick.

1647
00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,260
No, we didn't do that.

1648
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,140
Oh, we didn't?

1649
00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:38,060
So the 19th, you never heard of Bargain Hunter.

1650
00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:39,140
Have you heard of that one?

1651
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,340
No.

1652
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:41,180
Is that the end of it?

1653
00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:42,540
All right, keep going.

1654
00:46:42,540 --> 00:46:43,140
Let's see here.

1655
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:44,460
Connect Four, that's good.

1656
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,060
Entertainment.

1657
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,660
Balderdash, I've heard of it.

1658
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:50,020
The bottom line, that seems familiar to me.

1659
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,740
Balderdash, I've played that as well.

1660
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,220
Yeah, it's a fun game.

1661
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,980
All right, keep going, keep going.

1662
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,660
Strata, never heard of it.

1663
00:46:56,660 --> 00:46:57,580
Conspiracy.

1664
00:46:57,580 --> 00:46:59,860
Two of your pursuit, of course.

1665
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,380
Life, yeah.

1666
00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:01,900
Keep going.

1667
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,660
Strata, don't know that one either.

1668
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:05,300
Rock the Boats.

1669
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,580
What about Operation?

1670
00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:08,060
Oh, good one.

1671
00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:09,500
That is crazy.

1672
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,340
I have that one.

1673
00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:12,180
Yeah, I've got that one.

1674
00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:12,820
That was fun.

1675
00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:13,580
Aggravation.

1676
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,900
They had an Uno board game?

1677
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,540
See, board game.

1678
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:18,100
What was that?

1679
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,660
You know what, there's a board game

1680
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:24,620
where you have white, black tokens.

1681
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,420
No, white, black tokens.

1682
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:28,180
And you put one in front of the other.

1683
00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:29,140
You flip them all over.

1684
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,260
Starts with an O. Othello or something like that?

1685
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:33,460
Yeah, it is Othello, yeah.

1686
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:34,940
You sure?

1687
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,100
It's called Othello?

1688
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:36,820
I think so, though.

1689
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,580
Starts with an O, I think.

1690
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:39,820
That's a Shakespearean thing.

1691
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:40,460
Yeah, that's fun.

1692
00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:41,260
That's fun, though.

1693
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:42,780
And then you flip one over, and then you

1694
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:45,020
get all the ones in between.

1695
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,660
They had a Mr. T board game?

1696
00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:47,700
Of course they did.

1697
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:50,260
Team up with me, Mr. T.

1698
00:47:50,260 --> 00:47:50,980
A team.

1699
00:47:50,980 --> 00:47:53,220
In an exciting race against time.

1700
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:54,260
Was he part of a team?

1701
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:54,900
Yes, he was.

1702
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:55,380
He was.

1703
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:56,540
There was also a club of Lang.

1704
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,220
Oh, Taboo.

1705
00:47:57,220 --> 00:47:58,420
Yeah, we had that.

1706
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,580
Thundercats.

1707
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:01,180
All right, let's watch this down.

1708
00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:01,940
The Flintstones.

1709
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:04,220
This is all, I've never heard a lot of this stuff,

1710
00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:05,700
but you know, Battleship was a lot of fun.

1711
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:06,660
Never heard of Chicken Out.

1712
00:48:06,660 --> 00:48:07,140
Clue.

1713
00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:08,500
There's Clue.

1714
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,580
You know, there's nothing.

1715
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:10,220
ET.

1716
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:10,940
Oh, good lord.

1717
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:12,340
Do they have a bourbon game?

1718
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:12,940
Ginny Cubs.

1719
00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:19,260
So it's kind of fun, because when you think about ET and.

1720
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:20,140
And.

1721
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,980
It is Othello.

1722
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:22,860
Look at you guys.

1723
00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:24,820
When you think about ET, they came out

1724
00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:27,340
with a board game from an Atari 2600.

1725
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:34,020
And ET was like, they released a game that wasn't even completed.

1726
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:36,460
So they were just like, the movie came out.

1727
00:48:36,460 --> 00:48:37,300
On the fly.

1728
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:38,340
Yeah, the movie came out.

1729
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,940
We had to produce something.

1730
00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:42,820
So they came up with some bullshit randoms thing

1731
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:45,020
that didn't do anything really.

1732
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:47,020
It was, it was so retarded.

1733
00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:49,420
And when you got the game, you're like, oh, this is cool.

1734
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:50,180
And you played it.

1735
00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,660
You're like, is this it?

1736
00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:55,980
You were disappointed as a young gamer.

1737
00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:56,780
Oh, my God.

1738
00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:57,580
It was so silly.

1739
00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:58,860
In fact, they still kind of do that today.

1740
00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:00,780
Release these half-baked games.

1741
00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:03,300
Well, I mean, nowadays, dude, it's there.

1742
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:04,260
The shit's unreal.

1743
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:06,540
Like, you've got like games like Apex online,

1744
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:10,260
where they it's well, now they have the ability

1745
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,740
to add shit on the fly, right?

1746
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,860
Yeah, yeah.

1747
00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:13,780
They updated.

1748
00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:14,060
Right.

1749
00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:16,780
So they're ferociously like programming shit

1750
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:19,260
because they're like people are getting close to the end type

1751
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:19,540
of thing.

1752
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:19,780
Right.

1753
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:20,940
I need to pick up that Apex.

1754
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:22,700
I played that one daddy to go back to it.

1755
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:25,260
So what is your what is your game tag?

1756
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:25,740
Great.

1757
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:27,980
Pube is that what it was?

1758
00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:28,300
Great.

1759
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,300
Pube.

1760
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,100
Are you serious?

1761
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,100
Really?

1762
00:49:32,100 --> 00:49:32,380
All right.

1763
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:35,540
So those that's disgusting.

1764
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:38,140
So is it there's a is there underscore in there somewhere?

1765
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:40,100
I think there is the same thing as white.

1766
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:44,300
It's G a G R A Y underscore pub.

1767
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:45,340
You be right.

1768
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:47,460
Is that the same thing as white?

1769
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:49,900
Jeff sent me a screenshot of his fucking.

1770
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:53,380
I wrote his thing about that.

1771
00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:57,540
His avatar is fucking great, dude.

1772
00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:58,300
His name's great.

1773
00:49:58,300 --> 00:49:58,820
Pube.

1774
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:03,620
Gross.

1775
00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:04,700
Oh, that's hilarious.

1776
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,860
Yeah, download because they just didn't know the release tonight.

1777
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:08,460
So that's another 23 gig.

1778
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:11,020
I don't know what you were playing Xbox 360.

1779
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,700
Where's the bottle?

1780
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:17,500
Sony Sony PlayStation five or four for Yikes.

1781
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:20,060
Yeah, it's like a huge update every all the time.

1782
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:20,500
Yeah.

1783
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:20,980
All right.

1784
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:24,620
So we need to talk about this this wonderful bourbon.

1785
00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:26,100
We're drinking a bourbon are we?

1786
00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:32,620
Yeah, this is the frogman bourbon from the spirits are us

1787
00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:33,580
or something like that.

1788
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:36,780
No, spirits of America spirits of America.

1789
00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:38,060
Spirits are us really.

1790
00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,100
You get right.

1791
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:49,980
Art of spirits, art of spirits, art of spirits, frogman.

1792
00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,340
This is a store pick.

1793
00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:54,380
Yeah, the label is kind of cool looking.

1794
00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:57,060
It's got like a like a game of not Game of Thrones.

1795
00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,540
It's got an actual front.

1796
00:50:58,540 --> 00:51:01,020
So before we before we get into this thing,

1797
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:04,580
I wanted to walk through how we got this bottle.

1798
00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:07,500
So we went to Total One as we do every Friday.

1799
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,020
Yeah.

1800
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:11,420
Well, most Fridays and we went there and we were like, all right.

1801
00:51:11,420 --> 00:51:13,620
Well, someone had pulled it up and said, oh, my God, this

1802
00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:14,260
sounds special.

1803
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:14,700
What for?

1804
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:14,940
What?

1805
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:18,060
Eighty five, eighty five down from one hundred twenty,

1806
00:51:18,060 --> 00:51:18,660
one hundred nineteen.

1807
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,700
So I didn't say that just at eighty five bucks.

1808
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:22,580
Well, it was it was one hundred nineteen, one hundred twenty

1809
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:22,940
bucks.

1810
00:51:24,140 --> 00:51:26,500
So we normally four hundred dollars.

1811
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,060
We got it out there.

1812
00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:30,300
We we go to Total One a lot.

1813
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:34,020
So we we know the guys there and they'll try to cut us a deal

1814
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:34,500
if they can.

1815
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:35,980
I mean, they never have in the past.

1816
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:38,940
But, you know, this time I was kind of like, all right, come on.

1817
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:42,340
You know, because they were like they had three bottles from the Art

1818
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:44,860
of Spirits collection there.

1819
00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,300
Total four. So three of them were on special.

1820
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:49,940
The one wasn't that the one we grabbed wasn't on special.

1821
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:52,260
I was like, come on, really?

1822
00:51:52,260 --> 00:51:53,300
You can't cut us a deal.

1823
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,260
They did cut us a deal.

1824
00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:57,540
So they took it from like one hundred nineteen bucks down to eighty nine.

1825
00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:58,380
Oh, wow.

1826
00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:00,860
That was significant while you were gallivanting.

1827
00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:01,620
What you had to do.

1828
00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:03,860
You drank what you have to do for that.

1829
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:06,500
Well, nothing. Just asked.

1830
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,380
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

1831
00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:10,940
Well, this was this was one bottle in the store.

1832
00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:11,820
All right.

1833
00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:12,860
It was the last bottle.

1834
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:17,140
So it was it was it's been sitting there for seven point six two years.

1835
00:52:17,140 --> 00:52:18,380
That's how aged it is.

1836
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:20,020
It's double barrel.

1837
00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,180
It's a single barrel, but it's double oaked.

1838
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,780
All right. Well, so what?

1839
00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:26,740
So walk us through that frog man.

1840
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:30,340
OK, so yeah, the single they've they took a single barrel

1841
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:33,500
and they they aged it twice. There we go.

1842
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,300
So they are the spirits cast strength.

1843
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:40,500
Frogman bourbon whiskey showcases the world known artist David Oehl

1844
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:44,140
and his old painting that was inspired by the legendary history of the Navy Seals.

1845
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:47,780
Our bourbon is made with 75 percent corn, 21 percent rye.

1846
00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:49,980
You can definitely taste the rye in this month.

1847
00:52:49,980 --> 00:52:53,180
Oh, yeah. Four percent malted barley and it's aged for five to seven years

1848
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:56,780
in a new 53 gallon American oak barrel.

1849
00:52:56,780 --> 00:52:57,700
Fifty three gallon.

1850
00:52:57,700 --> 00:52:58,780
Really just one.

1851
00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:02,940
This bourbon has a caramel corn nose that complements its elegant gold

1852
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:06,300
shine with a sweet caramel corn taste that leads to a hint of smooth earthy oak.

1853
00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:08,180
I get all that. Yep, I do.

1854
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:10,140
Sweet corn. It's caramel corn.

1855
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,020
It's a hundred and seventeen per.

1856
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:17,340
You can kind of you can feel a little bit of which is really nice.

1857
00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:18,460
It's it's ethnally.

1858
00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:22,580
So from maybe it's because the first one we have was so weak

1859
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:25,300
that this one kind of dumbed down my palate a little bit, but.

1860
00:53:26,300 --> 00:53:27,660
It's sweet as hell.

1861
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,660
So you could taste the I think it's great.

1862
00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:30,780
You can taste the vanilla.

1863
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:33,460
You can taste a ton of vanilla, a ton of caramel.

1864
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,260
There is a ton of popping flavors out of this thing.

1865
00:53:36,260 --> 00:53:39,700
I don't really taste the stone fruit like we typically smell or taste.

1866
00:53:39,700 --> 00:53:41,580
I mean, that's something I typically say.

1867
00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:42,740
I don't really have that here.

1868
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:46,380
That's a shocker. Maybe some raisins, you know, possibly.

1869
00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:48,180
It's occurrence.

1870
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:50,420
Is there is there? Wow.

1871
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,820
Is there more stuff coming out of this?

1872
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:55,460
I mean, in the description, I'm also I don't see any of their.

1873
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:57,260
But it's a spicy as hell, though.

1874
00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:59,140
It's also very oily.

1875
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:01,940
Yes, it's very viscous.

1876
00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:05,020
How the leg did they long, flashy leg?

1877
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:07,220
It sticks to the to the mouth pretty good.

1878
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:10,220
So we got the notes here, the bourbon.

1879
00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:14,980
So the notes, the bourbon is a caramel corn

1880
00:54:14,980 --> 00:54:18,260
that compliments its elegant gold charm, the sweet caramel corn taste

1881
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:20,620
that leads to a hint of smooth earthy oak finish.

1882
00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:22,780
That's really all we got.

1883
00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:26,980
But these guys, they have a list, I mean, of all kinds of different stuff.

1884
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:30,580
So these guys, I don't know where a lot of their bottles are all tribute,

1885
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:35,860
tribute bottles like this is a tribute to the Navy SEAL Navy SEAL, I believe.

1886
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:37,220
OK, which is awesome.

1887
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:41,220
And do other bottles have like fancy kind of pictures on them?

1888
00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:45,020
Do they donate a portion to the these?

1889
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:45,860
Yeah, these are all great.

1890
00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:47,380
I don't see that anywhere in there.

1891
00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:51,820
Seventy five percent coin, 21 percent rye, four percent market Bally H5 to seven years.

1892
00:54:51,820 --> 00:54:53,820
This one is seven point six years.

1893
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:55,460
I like it.

1894
00:54:55,460 --> 00:55:00,220
John point six to honor if that number is significant to a frog man.

1895
00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,260
Seven point six to because it's very specific.

1896
00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:04,860
It is very specific.

1897
00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:07,140
And I can't read the fucking bottles.

1898
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,860
Let me try. I can read.

1899
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:12,540
What's that say underneath the seven point six to seven point six to.

1900
00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:14,020
All right, let's see here.

1901
00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:17,940
It says I have no idea. I'll give it here.

1902
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:19,140
Fuck that.

1903
00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:21,460
Your eyes are just what are we going to do here?

1904
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,980
We need to start wearing by Bifocals or something.

1905
00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:26,260
Yeah, you can't see shit either.

1906
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:28,460
Please look at you talking shit over there.

1907
00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,340
Oh, give it to me.

1908
00:55:29,340 --> 00:55:32,060
Give it to me, you blind motherfuckers.

1909
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:35,340
My prostate is point six.

1910
00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:39,940
Look into my asshole.

1911
00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:44,700
All right, so it says double

1912
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:48,340
old frog man, seven point six years old,

1913
00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:54,940
double old in a new 30 gallon charred American oak barrel char for toast.

1914
00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:56,220
We knew that.

1915
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,140
Did we? Oh, we didn't know the char for.

1916
00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:00,060
Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, you did.

1917
00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:00,940
Yeah, but that's it.

1918
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,180
That's 53 gallons.

1919
00:56:02,180 --> 00:56:04,900
So when it's taken out of that, it's put into a 30 gallon.

1920
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:08,860
So double opened a new 30 gallon charred American oak.

1921
00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:10,500
But I char for toast.

1922
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:14,580
Very nice. So the first one may not be a char for, but the second one sure is.

1923
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:17,300
This is going to be hard to rate.

1924
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:21,940
Yeah. And look, my initial this thing comes in hot.

1925
00:56:22,220 --> 00:56:25,420
OK, so for one hundred and seventeen proof what it is,

1926
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:29,260
it tastes a lot hotter than than what it actually is,

1927
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:32,460
because you could do nose mill and it doesn't run this hot.

1928
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,500
This in the it is viscose.

1929
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,060
It's got an old base to it.

1930
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,300
It's got tons of flavor.

1931
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:39,580
It's got the traditional rise.

1932
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:41,300
Exploding with flavor.

1933
00:56:41,300 --> 00:56:45,500
Yeah, I'm thinking that we may need to dumb this down with some water.

1934
00:56:45,980 --> 00:56:49,980
I mean, I don't like to say that, but I'm going to experiment.

1935
00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:52,380
I'm going to put a little bit of water here and see if it does something.

1936
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:54,300
Go for it. Go for it.

1937
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:55,820
We're not we're not judging.

1938
00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:57,900
I mean, I am. We are secretly a turn.

1939
00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:01,300
No, no. I mean, I've never seen a more pussy move in my life.

1940
00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,300
I was 90.

1941
00:57:02,300 --> 00:57:06,140
Other than, oh, God, you just made it like you dump in there.

1942
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,180
What's the point?

1943
00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:09,220
Not even now. It's just water.

1944
00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:12,180
It's like a Likour now. It's the core.

1945
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:13,540
It's like eleven proof.

1946
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:16,020
It wasn't even announced.

1947
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,620
God, that was painful to watch.

1948
00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,980
It should have been a couple of drops.

1949
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:21,300
You're supposed to use a dropper.

1950
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:25,260
All right. Look, you guys, seriously, it has brought out even more flavors.

1951
00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:26,940
Here we go. So but you know what?

1952
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:28,100
That's what they tell you.

1953
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,700
You heard it yourself at that last presentation.

1954
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,660
We went in. You had a little water and it breaks it down a little bit more,

1955
00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:36,860
makes a little bit homogeneous and it breaks out a little bit more.

1956
00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:37,940
Kind of spreads it out.

1957
00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:39,940
I actually appreciated. Sorry, go ahead.

1958
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:44,780
No. Well, I now I taste some cinnamon's really some cinnamon.

1959
00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:48,780
No, I appreciated how she talked about Jeff.

1960
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:53,100
He does a really good job of that.

1961
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:57,140
No, I mean, you know, we've gotten to a point where like, oh, this is a sipper

1962
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,140
and that's a mixer. You can't mix it with coke.

1963
00:57:59,140 --> 00:58:00,860
You can't you know, you can't do this.

1964
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:03,860
She actually did a pretty good job of explaining that, you know,

1965
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:08,100
she appreciates that everybody drinks bourbon the way I've done with iron root.

1966
00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:13,540
And and she and she even had coke and sprite there if you wanted to mix it.

1967
00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:16,060
But she clearly talked about coke ability.

1968
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,420
Remember that? That's the magic word.

1969
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:18,500
I was going to come up with.

1970
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:21,340
It has to have that coke ability. You have to be able.

1971
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:25,780
So do you either have a sipping whiskey or you have a mixing whiskey?

1972
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,820
She didn't say it like that.

1973
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:30,260
A coke ability whiskey or a taste.

1974
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:35,420
And she was touting that their their whiskeys are have coke ability.

1975
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:38,540
But I'm thinking to myself, why would you spend sixty dollars

1976
00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:41,300
on and add coke to it? Right.

1977
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:43,660
I mean, it's not it's not an arrogance thing.

1978
00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:45,260
It's not a snobby thing.

1979
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:48,140
If I'm going to put if I'm going to put coke in a bourbon,

1980
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:50,980
I've got I've got Henry McKenna.

1981
00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:53,500
I've got Jim Beam. I've got right.

1982
00:58:53,540 --> 00:58:57,180
I mean, why would I spend sixty dollars putting a whatever?

1983
00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:58,940
Everybody's got their own thing, right?

1984
00:58:58,940 --> 00:59:00,820
I get it. But I.

1985
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:01,580
Maybe you should try it.

1986
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:05,540
Maybe you should try a more expensive if you have a more.

1987
00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:07,900
We put blantons in a coke, didn't you?

1988
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:09,020
Well, that's a fifty dollar bottle.

1989
00:59:09,020 --> 00:59:10,500
I think Blantz is met.

1990
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:13,020
Oh, so overrated. It is.

1991
00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:14,020
Maybe so overrated.

1992
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:16,140
That's why it would kill me with these guys would come up to the bar.

1993
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:18,820
They'd be like, hey, man, let me get a Mattel and coke.

1994
00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:21,380
I'm like, oh, you fucking kidding me?

1995
00:59:22,740 --> 00:59:25,140
It would kill me as a bartender, but I'm Mark.

1996
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,220
Tell Martell Cognac.

1997
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:29,060
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

1998
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:30,540
It's like my telling Coke.

1999
00:59:30,540 --> 00:59:32,780
I was like, bitch, that is a cognac.

2000
00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:34,660
You put it in a schnifter, you know.

2001
00:59:34,660 --> 00:59:37,820
But again, at the same time, I don't want to be that guy.

2002
00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:41,500
I don't want to be like all arrogant to where, oh, you don't have that with coke.

2003
00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:44,660
You're so like low, low knowledge.

2004
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:46,780
You're low, low brow.

2005
00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:50,900
Maybe they have 15 cases at their house and they're like,

2006
00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:53,580
I don't want to drink this, but I'm going to drink it with coke.

2007
00:59:53,580 --> 00:59:54,780
And they just got used to it.

2008
00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,140
I really like it. Yeah.

2009
00:59:56,140 --> 00:59:58,420
I can promise you, I was at a friend's house.

2010
00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:01,500
It was a baseball parents party parents get naked.

2011
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,180
And he had no.

2012
01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:05,700
And he had like something that was really nice.

2013
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:06,940
I don't even remember what it was.

2014
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:09,420
But back then, I didn't drink anything straight.

2015
01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:11,740
It was all with something.

2016
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:13,940
And I asked him, would you have any son?

2017
01:00:13,940 --> 01:00:15,060
Now I look back on it.

2018
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:16,460
I'm like, I don't even know what it was.

2019
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:19,580
I don't know if it was like a three hundred dollar bourbon.

2020
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,580
I have no idea.

2021
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:23,140
I was like, do you have any like a sort of delight?

2022
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,380
Yeah. Do you have any soda?

2023
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:26,860
And he's like, I think I got a root beer.

2024
01:00:26,860 --> 01:00:29,140
And I was like, yeah, I'll have it with beer.

2025
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:31,420
And I'm thinking to myself, he might taste pretty good.

2026
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:34,420
He tasted it tasted fantastic.

2027
01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:37,060
And and he was probably like,

2028
01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:40,780
he's mixing my three hundred dollar bourbon with with root beer.

2029
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:44,540
But whatever, man, I wouldn't do it now.

2030
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:46,180
I would not do it now.

2031
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,940
But I did back then.

2032
01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:48,940
And I loved it.

2033
01:00:48,940 --> 01:00:52,140
Yeah, I think I drank the whole bottle.

2034
01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:55,220
A root beer? No, a fish.

2035
01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:57,380
So you drank a whole bottle of three hundred dollar bourbon.

2036
01:00:57,380 --> 01:01:00,700
I don't know if it was. I don't think I think honestly, it was a square bottle.

2037
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:02,860
So I think it was probably

2038
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,100
Jack like single barrel.

2039
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,500
Was it high proof?

2040
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,380
I had no idea. Back then, I had no idea.

2041
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:10,060
Well, the Jack single back then.

2042
01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:12,620
Back then, I drank it was bourbon and Coke.

2043
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:15,020
It was the cheapest bourbon I could find with Coke.

2044
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:17,700
So that's what I was doing to everything I drank. Right.

2045
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:21,060
So so are there any exceptional highlights

2046
01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:23,940
of the Olympics that I go into?

2047
01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:27,380
We talked a little bit about the last podcast, but I mean,

2048
01:01:27,380 --> 01:01:29,740
what about the women's basketball? How are they doing?

2049
01:01:29,740 --> 01:01:30,900
I don't know.

2050
01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:32,340
They're doing well.

2051
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:36,900
They're in the medal round and they play Brazil for the gold tomorrow.

2052
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:39,260
They should win. Oh, they should dominate.

2053
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:43,940
Although I did read that there's a Dutch pedophile.

2054
01:01:44,980 --> 01:01:49,220
Oh, I heard about this on their volleyball team.

2055
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:51,460
Yeah, he was he was you know what?

2056
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:54,260
But what is this is a tough one.

2057
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:58,780
She was 17 years old and you know, and he was only 65.

2058
01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:01,020
No, no, he was not.

2059
01:02:01,020 --> 01:02:02,980
You know, I'm kidding.

2060
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:08,180
This is a tough one because he actually got convicted,

2061
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:12,020
did the jail time, paid his debt to society.

2062
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:16,780
And he, you know, does he not deserve a second chance at life?

2063
01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:19,660
I mean, should he be that guy forever?

2064
01:02:19,660 --> 01:02:20,460
He was young.

2065
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:24,060
So the story of the volleyball player that she was 17 makes it OK.

2066
01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:26,220
Oh, hold on. I misspoke. She was 12 years old.

2067
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:30,820
So the story of the Dutch volleyball player, Steven van Delvelde

2068
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:34,860
changing your attitude shows I didn't know she was 12.

2069
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:37,860
Officials of the International Olympic Committee have turned a blind eye

2070
01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:42,220
to the fact that an athlete who was convicted of a sexual act against a 12 year old

2071
01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:45,900
with a 12 year old girl will go to the games, the portal reports.

2072
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:48,500
So exactly how old was I going to say?

2073
01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:53,780
I was going to say it actually it may not matter, but I would like to know how old

2074
01:02:53,780 --> 01:02:55,740
he was eight years ago. How old is he now?

2075
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,860
He served one year of his four years.

2076
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:58,660
I'm 17.

2077
01:03:00,660 --> 01:03:02,380
I don't care. 12 years old.

2078
01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:04,420
Yeah. But when you're 17, you're stupid.

2079
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:05,980
No, 12 years old.

2080
01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:08,060
But but are you fully developed?

2081
01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:09,260
But are you the batter?

2082
01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:10,980
12 was on the field.

2083
01:03:10,980 --> 01:03:11,500
Hold on.

2084
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:12,300
Does that make it right?

2085
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:12,780
Oh, my God.

2086
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:13,580
No, stop.

2087
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:14,980
Stop with the grass on the field.

2088
01:03:14,980 --> 01:03:17,940
I'm just saying, you know, look, I don't condone it.

2089
01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:18,580
Here's my thing.

2090
01:03:18,580 --> 01:03:20,940
If my 12 year old are you are you convicted?

2091
01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,780
Are you convicted for life?

2092
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:24,260
Well, he was.

2093
01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,100
Yes. As a as a sex offender.

2094
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:26,860
That's what I mean.

2095
01:03:26,860 --> 01:03:27,380
Yeah.

2096
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:29,500
You kind of are in the public in the public.

2097
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,660
So so yeah.

2098
01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:34,620
So you know, so you have no second chance at redemption.

2099
01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:36,500
No, he's in the Olympics.

2100
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,020
Well, I know.

2101
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,380
But to to us.

2102
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:41,460
So you got to you were your whole life.

2103
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:41,980
Yes.

2104
01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:44,420
You're a what is a scar?

2105
01:03:44,420 --> 01:03:48,380
You have a scarlet letter of a P instead of a adultery.

2106
01:03:48,380 --> 01:03:49,940
And they found out that they did.

2107
01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:51,260
They booed the shit out of him.

2108
01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:55,740
So if you found out that one of us had sex with a 12 year old,

2109
01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:57,780
how would your opinion of us change?

2110
01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,140
Well, how old were you at the time?

2111
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:01,140
18.

2112
01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:02,860
That's tough.

2113
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:04,300
That's tough.

2114
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:05,420
Think about it differently.

2115
01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:11,620
No, I mean, that's that's that's that's tough to to not like tough

2116
01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:15,100
meaning to not like say you're screwed.

2117
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:15,700
Yeah.

2118
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,380
That's what I mean.

2119
01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:21,460
It's not tough to convince you to give you a pass.

2120
01:04:21,460 --> 01:04:29,300
Look, look, man, there are certain things that are you don't do morally wrong.

2121
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:29,620
Yeah.

2122
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:36,940
Regardless what age you are and stealing murder, you know, slicing someone's

2123
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:40,220
neck open, raping, you know, there's there's.

2124
01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:41,500
Yeah, we get it.

2125
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:47,380
I'm just saying there's going there are certain things that you just don't do.

2126
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:47,740
Yeah.

2127
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:50,780
You know, you don't run down somebody in your car.

2128
01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:55,420
You know, you don't put your I mean, there are just certain things you don't do.

2129
01:04:55,420 --> 01:04:57,980
Yeah, because you hear about I mean, I think I've told this story before.

2130
01:04:57,980 --> 01:05:00,940
People said, oh, do you know that website you can go to where you can find out

2131
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,380
where sex offenders are in your neighborhood?

2132
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,420
And I found out there was one right down the street.

2133
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:05,660
I was like, oh, shit.

2134
01:05:05,660 --> 01:05:08,220
And then I found out he was 19.

2135
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:12,540
She was 17 and the parents of the girl fucking hated the kids guts.

2136
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:16,220
So they press charges and now he's a sexual offender for life.

2137
01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:17,740
I was like, that's different.

2138
01:05:17,740 --> 01:05:18,940
Yeah.

2139
01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,460
And I said, is 17.

2140
01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:22,620
Just don't fuck to others.

2141
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,820
You know, he's right.

2142
01:05:23,820 --> 01:05:25,020
I mean, she's preteen.

2143
01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:26,220
Oh, it's awful.

2144
01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:27,020
That's it.

2145
01:05:27,020 --> 01:05:30,460
If it were been my daughter, he wouldn't have been able to serve time.

2146
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:31,260
He would have been dead.

2147
01:05:31,260 --> 01:05:33,020
Damn.

2148
01:05:33,020 --> 01:05:36,140
That's that's rough, man.

2149
01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:36,460
Right.

2150
01:05:36,460 --> 01:05:38,780
And he was what?

2151
01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:39,420
18?

2152
01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:40,460
I don't know.

2153
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:41,420
How old is he now?

2154
01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:42,220
Well, that's what I asked.

2155
01:05:42,220 --> 01:05:43,260
It was eight years ago.

2156
01:05:43,260 --> 01:05:44,380
He's probably 25.

2157
01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,220
I don't care.

2158
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:47,980
Even if he was 18 at the time.

2159
01:05:47,980 --> 01:05:48,220
All right.

2160
01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:49,100
So let's talk about this.

2161
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:49,420
All right.

2162
01:05:49,420 --> 01:05:50,540
So there's right or wrong.

2163
01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:52,700
And you don't do that when an 18 year old.

2164
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,420
I hear you.

2165
01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:57,820
So he royally fucked up and he went to jail for.

2166
01:05:57,820 --> 01:05:59,420
Oh, he was 21 at the time.

2167
01:05:59,420 --> 01:05:59,980
Oh, God.

2168
01:05:59,980 --> 01:06:00,780
That's even worse.

2169
01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:04,060
So he's 11 years older than her.

2170
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:04,380
All right.

2171
01:06:04,380 --> 01:06:08,620
So this brings up a broader topic, not really this guy.

2172
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:11,740
Not really this guy fucking a 12 year old, but it brings up a broader topic.

2173
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:17,020
Somebody makes a massive mistake in their life and they pay their due.

2174
01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:18,140
They go to jail.

2175
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:20,860
They go to jail for 10, 15, 20 years.

2176
01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:22,860
Depends on what the crime is.

2177
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,540
He served one year of his four year term.

2178
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:25,420
Oh, God.

2179
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:26,220
I don't want to hear that.

2180
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:27,980
It was only one year.

2181
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:30,060
That's fucking woke Europe is what that is.

2182
01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:30,860
Yeah.

2183
01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:31,100
All right.

2184
01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:34,060
So somebody, let's say, did you 20 years and they come out

2185
01:06:34,060 --> 01:06:37,340
and they're like, are they shunned for life?

2186
01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:38,380
Are they shunned forever?

2187
01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:42,060
Man, look, I think, I think it's, it depends what comes out.

2188
01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:43,260
The eyes of the beholder.

2189
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:44,060
Chance at life.

2190
01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:44,860
Of course.

2191
01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:49,020
I think they should get a second chance at life, but at the same time, you know,

2192
01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:52,540
there, there needs to be repercussions when you're in an environment.

2193
01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:52,700
Yeah.

2194
01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:53,740
I mean, there are certain things.

2195
01:06:53,740 --> 01:06:55,660
I mean, you got to wear that badge.

2196
01:06:56,300 --> 01:07:02,300
What is it that that guy, the, the rope, the, the Philanth, oh my God, the scarlet letter.

2197
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:02,620
Right.

2198
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:03,100
All right.

2199
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:05,740
You know, you're an adulterous, you Hawthorne, yeah.

2200
01:07:05,740 --> 01:07:09,820
Nathaniel Hawthorne, you know, but I mean, he's, she's, he's got to wear the scarlet P.

2201
01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:11,100
You know, she's wearing the scarlet.

2202
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:11,740
I get it.

2203
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:12,300
I get it.

2204
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:13,980
So I mean, look, you're branded for life.

2205
01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:14,780
That's what happens.

2206
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:18,700
If you fucking steals things in certain countries, they cut off your fucking hand.

2207
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,340
If you walk around without a hand, oh, that motherfucker stole something.

2208
01:07:21,340 --> 01:07:24,380
If you become a felon that hangs with you for the rest of your life.

2209
01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:27,740
Maybe if they would have cut off his penis, then he'd be all right.

2210
01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:30,220
Well, you know, his penis is gone, so it's not a big deal anymore.

2211
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,500
Go play ball.

2212
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:31,980
Yeah.

2213
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:34,540
You play the women's team.

2214
01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:38,940
You know, I guess, I guess I subscribe to the mercy compassion.

2215
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:40,140
Second chance.

2216
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,780
And I don't know, man, I do subscribe to that ball.

2217
01:07:42,780 --> 01:07:46,140
But the thing is, is that when dudes like us do something like that,

2218
01:07:47,180 --> 01:07:50,140
there are certain things you cannot come back from.

2219
01:07:50,140 --> 01:07:50,940
Yeah, I get it.

2220
01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:56,540
You know, if you hold a gun up in someone's head and you fucking blow the back of their head off,

2221
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,620
you can't come back with that for Alec Baldwin.

2222
01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:03,180
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, yeah, I hear you.

2223
01:08:03,900 --> 01:08:05,500
He got off of that, didn't he?

2224
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:06,380
He probably did.

2225
01:08:06,380 --> 01:08:07,740
Probably whacked off all night.

2226
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:08,380
No.

2227
01:08:08,380 --> 01:08:09,500
Oh, you mean legally?

2228
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,140
Legally.

2229
01:08:10,140 --> 01:08:11,100
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.

2230
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,860
Dude, I was actually on the fence on this one.

2231
01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,140
I mean, he was, he had no idea.

2232
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:15,180
I had a bullet in it.

2233
01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:16,060
It doesn't matter.

2234
01:08:16,060 --> 01:08:17,260
It's his responsibility.

2235
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:18,860
Yeah, he was totally irresponsible.

2236
01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:20,460
I carry a gun around all the time.

2237
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:21,820
I make sure that shit's cleared.

2238
01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:22,460
So you know what?

2239
01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:23,500
He had a responsibility.

2240
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:24,540
He failed to fucking do it.

2241
01:08:24,540 --> 01:08:25,020
It's his fault.

2242
01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:25,660
He should go to jail.

2243
01:08:25,660 --> 01:08:26,220
Fuck off.

2244
01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:26,780
Agreed.

2245
01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:29,980
But you can't equate that to him walking into a 7-Eleven

2246
01:08:29,980 --> 01:08:32,380
and telling them, give me all those fucking cigarettes

2247
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:33,100
behind the thing.

2248
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,380
And he gives them the cigarettes,

2249
01:08:34,380 --> 01:08:36,140
and he fucking shoots them in the head and kills them.

2250
01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:37,500
That's not the same fucking thing.

2251
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:38,700
Agreed.

2252
01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:39,100
Agreed.

2253
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:42,300
He had a responsibility when he picked up the gun, period.

2254
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:44,140
You always clear the gun, period.

2255
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:44,460
Yes.

2256
01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:47,420
That's why there's different levels of murder,

2257
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:49,580
murder one, capital murder, manslaughter.

2258
01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:50,540
And he's none of that.

2259
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:52,860
It's massive negligence.

2260
01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:53,740
It's massive.

2261
01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:54,380
What do they call that?

2262
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,660
Manslaughter.

2263
01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:59,900
But the thing is that he always cleared the gun, period.

2264
01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:03,100
And frankly, the master of arms was a revolver.

2265
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:03,820
Oh, she went.

2266
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:04,620
She's screwed, too.

2267
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,140
She's in prison right now.

2268
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:07,260
Oh, why is she in prison?

2269
01:09:07,260 --> 01:09:07,980
He's not.

2270
01:09:07,980 --> 01:09:08,540
No, no.

2271
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:12,620
Oh, well, she was the one that handed the gun to him.

2272
01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:16,860
But that, OK, look, this is where the capture goes down.

2273
01:09:16,860 --> 01:09:18,700
I actually blame her more than him.

2274
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:22,860
Because her job is he's a fucking actor.

2275
01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:25,500
He's not supposed to know anything.

2276
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:29,820
To some degree, she's the one that says, here's the gun.

2277
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:31,020
Here's the prop.

2278
01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:32,620
I'll say prop, not even gun.

2279
01:09:32,620 --> 01:09:35,180
Here's the prop that you're supposed to fire in this scene.

2280
01:09:35,180 --> 01:09:37,020
Here you go, Mr. Baldwin.

2281
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:40,460
And he's like, and he should, yes, he should have done that stuff.

2282
01:09:40,460 --> 01:09:41,500
But she handed it to him.

2283
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:45,260
Did they ever come up with how they came to have bullets in that gun?

2284
01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:47,900
I think they were shooting at the range the night before.

2285
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:48,620
Yes.

2286
01:09:48,620 --> 01:09:49,500
She didn't do her job.

2287
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:51,100
And she didn't clear the chambers.

2288
01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:52,140
She fucked up bad.

2289
01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:56,300
Well, is it possible that the gun was in a box that was locked?

2290
01:09:56,300 --> 01:10:00,300
And then someone came behind her, unlocked the box, took it to the range.

2291
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:02,700
And then she just assumed that it was cleared.

2292
01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:04,060
Well, anything's possible.

2293
01:10:04,060 --> 01:10:05,980
Anything's possible, but I haven't got that.

2294
01:10:05,980 --> 01:10:07,340
My God, you know what?

2295
01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:07,900
Whatever.

2296
01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:10,460
But the thing about the dude that's banging the little girl, fuck that.

2297
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:11,500
He's done for life.

2298
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:12,300
I'm sorry, man.

2299
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:14,780
I hate to say it, man, but you're 21 years old.

2300
01:10:14,780 --> 01:10:15,740
One year?

2301
01:10:15,740 --> 01:10:17,100
He served one year, it said.

2302
01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:17,740
Yeah.

2303
01:10:17,740 --> 01:10:18,220
Ah.

2304
01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:19,260
Of his four year sentence.

2305
01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:20,060
That's painful.

2306
01:10:20,060 --> 01:10:21,180
No wonder they're booing him.

2307
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:22,220
No.

2308
01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:23,820
Well, it's sad.

2309
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,620
It is sad.

2310
01:10:24,620 --> 01:10:27,740
Check us out on Dudes Like Us podcast.

2311
01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:29,260
What a way to end this podcast.

2312
01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:29,820
No, no, no.

2313
01:10:29,820 --> 01:10:30,620
It's always fun.

2314
01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,660
But fuck's sake.

2315
01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:35,020
Check us out on Instagram, dudeslikeus-podcast.

2316
01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:36,060
Where'd he go, Paul?

2317
01:10:36,060 --> 01:10:36,860
Dudes Like Us.

2318
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:37,660
I know, right?

2319
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:38,220
Woodwork.

2320
01:10:38,220 --> 01:10:41,260
We have Facebook accounts, too, the same thing, dudeslikeus-podcast.

2321
01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:42,700
And the Woodcraft stuff.

2322
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:43,500
Check out our merch.

2323
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,940
If you want something, just IMS.

2324
01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:46,300
We'll send it right over to you.

2325
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:49,900
We have some fantastic episodes coming up next week.

2326
01:10:49,900 --> 01:10:52,780
Next week, we're fucking locked and loaded, man.

2327
01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:53,740
Today was awesome.

2328
01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:56,460
We had this fantastic art spirits barman coming up for Frogman.

2329
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:56,940
Thank you, Stan.

2330
01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:57,900
Oh, we never rated it.

2331
01:10:57,900 --> 01:10:59,100
Oh, what did we rate it?

2332
01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:00,300
I give it an 8-3.

2333
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:01,580
Oh, shit.

2334
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:02,940
Are you serious?

2335
01:11:02,940 --> 01:11:03,820
Yeah.

2336
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:04,620
Oh, shit.

2337
01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:05,980
I'm going to go 9-9.

2338
01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:09,180
No, you guys gave it whatever you want.

2339
01:11:09,180 --> 01:11:09,580
Hold on.

2340
01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:10,140
I have to think.

2341
01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:14,060
I'm going to actually use very, very flavorful 7-4.

2342
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:17,020
I'd do 8-1, 8-2, 8-1.

2343
01:11:17,020 --> 01:11:17,740
I'd do 8-1.

2344
01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:18,460
I like it a lot.

2345
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:19,260
It's fantastic.

2346
01:11:19,260 --> 01:11:20,780
Yeah, I very much enjoyed it.

2347
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:21,980
I feel very rushed.

2348
01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:23,420
Thank you, Mr. Producer.

2349
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:25,340
Mr. Austin, fantastic job tonight.

2350
01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:28,780
It's Dudes Like Us, August 6, 2024, second half of the episode.

2351
01:11:28,780 --> 01:11:29,660
Dudes Like Us, I'm Sean.

2352
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:31,020
I'm Paul.

2353
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:31,820
And I'm Jeff.

2354
01:11:31,820 --> 01:11:34,220
I think you had premature calculation there is what it was.

2355
01:11:34,220 --> 01:11:34,940
Oh, I panicked.

2356
01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:37,340
What was that?

2357
01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:39,020
That was the highest I've ever heard.

2358
01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:39,900
8-4?

2359
01:11:39,900 --> 01:11:42,220
No, he gave something to 9-9 or something.

2360
01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:43,420
No, it was in the 9s.

2361
01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:44,380
What did you say, 8-4?

2362
01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:45,100
8-3.

2363
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:46,780
That is the highest I've ever heard.

2364
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:47,660
No, it's not.

2365
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:48,540
All right.

2366
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:49,260
Good night, guys.

2367
01:11:49,260 --> 01:11:49,760
See you.

2368
01:11:49,760 --> 01:12:19,180
guy