Didn't have any depth.
It's very...
It was a shallow...
It's forced.
I need to bring it from...
It needs to be more guttural.
Bring it from the colon.
Yeah, just bring it all from...
What we're referring to is my...
Just before we turned on the mics.
Very feminist...
Belch.
Feminist...
It was not a feminist, feminine...
It was very high pitched.
By the way, it's feminine.
See?
I did not have a feminine belch.
There was a femme belch.
I didn't go, I didn't go, oh gosh.
Sorry guys, hold on a second.
I totally burped.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, I did it again.
Oh.
All right, obviously second half, July 31st, dudes, I got some Sean, Paul.
No, sorry, I'm Paul.
Oh, God.
And I'm fuck you.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
This is a train wreck from the beginning.
Okay, start over.
I zoomed in on the train wreck.
Okay, start over.
I...
Okay, why are you German when you're backing it up?
I was trying to like reverse.
Paul has femme burps.
You femme burper.
Look, it's the second part of the podcast, July 31st.
It's the last day.
Look, we've got a fun filled podcast.
We talked a lot about politics in the first half.
We did.
We went all doom and gloom.
The world's coming to an end.
I disagree.
We're all going to die.
We're going to go to the gloom.
But what it is also, it's having a conversation.
It's expressing the way we feel about politics and about some of the things.
It has nothing to do with left or right.
It has to do with the policies.
It has to do with our beliefs in the way things should be run and the way that our forefathers
had predicted it to be.
That's why they put these safeguards in place.
I hear you.
You're right, if anybody's watching any news whatsoever, you're inundated by this stuff
and you're feeling it.
Right?
Sometimes you can't escape it. You can't just step away every now and then I'll be I'll take I'll take a week and I
Won't look at the fucking news. Yeah, good for you. I'm just like I can't I have to take it
I can't either my wife gets on me cuz I'm you know, are you looking at news again? You need to
Know honey, it's porn stop
It's do like us dog
I do have to take a break every now and then but you know and then like sometimes you're coming here is like
Did you see that? I was like no, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. It's
it's cleansing to step away because you're right because if I if I get too deep into it I get depressed and just
pissed off well, it's
Unrightfully so because there's a lot of gaslighting going on we talked about we're not gonna dive too much into it
It's just there's a bunch of shit that just simply isn't true. Who's the president?
Reagan yeah, it drives you crazy being lied to it's not that my Democratic
Colleagues are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't true
And it's just it's this game that they play and it's gaslighting
It's like, you know the project or 2025 and what was the other one they were they were talking about?
You know, it's a it'll drive you crazy
If bold-faced lies and nothing get your blood boiling
And it's not what you know, they're lying. It's like crazy
I want you to play the first 30 seconds of that trailer. I sent lover of men. Oh
That sounds exciting. Did you watch the trailer? I sent you Sean. Is that about Barack Obama?
No, oh, yeah, I did actually just play the first 30 seconds and once the key line is played you could stop it
Okay, here we go. Hold on by both Republicans and Democrats. He led the nation through its greatest crisis
He's on our currency. We build monuments to him. He's the greatest president the United States has ever had
Today the big question that people are asking is
Was Abraham Lincoln gay?
Trying to prove that he's a homosexual yeah, the whole movie is approving trying to prove that he was gay
Unbelievable. Why are they doing this? What is their motivation behind this? They're trying to normalize homosexuality
They're trying to because that's somebody that the entire country every American looks up to Abraham Lincoln. Well that Ronald Reagan
No, no, no, no, no, and he's a fan
Ronald Reagan like hot Rock Hudson is gay
I'm just saying that you know
They're trying to normalize it like the diagnostic statistic manual that they put out in the the 70s and 80s
You know, they they said that being a homosexual is a personality disorder, right?
And they normalized it and there what's the next step pedophilia?
That is now in the the spectrum of the diagnostic statistics manual as a personality disorder as opposed to I mean
This is just bullshit. They're trying to normalize it. This is disgusting. Yes, it's disgusting
Yeah, well, that's a that's a movie coming out this summer
So I'm curious to see what kind of reception it gets right and I'm sure it's gonna be doc you is a documentary
Yeah, it's a documentary. So the reason why I was saying no no no to Ronald Reagan Sean is because you know
They the left does not like Ronald Reagan, right?
But the left and the right every American from childhood, you know to to old men
They look up to Abraham Lincoln and somebody said what's the greatest president we've ever had?
Abraham like dude nine out of ten people would say Abraham Lincoln
So they're targeting Abraham Lincoln to be gay and to try to prove that he was gay
Because they they want
Somebody that we all put on a pedestal to be somebody always normal. Yeah hell hell if Abraham Lincoln was gay
Well, then, you know, we're all gay. I look at it this way
I also think that it's a he's a Republican that everybody reveres, especially the Republicans the conservatives
Oh, yeah, and the fact that he was the one who you know, the Emancipation Proclamation, you know, quote-unquote freed the slaves
Yep, that how can we bring?
I'm gonna sit down a notch but tear him down make him seem
So that is desirable to the conservative party, right? Let's make him gay. So yeah
I mean, that's kind of like right out of the the the Cartman
files from
South Park, you know stop it. They gotta make him gay, you know, it's kind of bullshit. Look
Uh, if Abraham Lincoln was gay homosexual cocksucker, whatever if he was that I don't care
But you know the difference is then and now is that if he was
Gay then he look he handled it like all sexuality
Sexuality is a private thing. You keep it you keep it. It's a bedroom. It's personal
It's it's what now they're trying to bring it right out to the open
And that's the part that's that that's ungodly and that's why
That is why God threw wrath on what is the the city?
Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah, it just tossed everything out cuz you guys are fucking stupid and you're you're just I mean look
This is getting to the point right now. I mean
This is not the direction. I wanted the podcast to go
You were you were talking about you were like Abraham Lincoln he's infallible he's like the best president ever
Yeah, I don't believe I said that
Oh you didn't I just said let's play the first 30 seconds of this movie. Oh, maybe I misunderstood them
Well the name of the movie to lovers of love of yeah lover of men really come on. That's crazy
All right. All right, but we're not doing we're not talking about crazy shit. Let's let's talk about fun stuff
The nation through its greatest crisis you want to play it again?
Yeah, just one more time
But look at the people talking I know they're all questionable they're all hacks
Yeah, they're all actually a has to laugh as she says yeah
You can you can totally tell that that the people interviewing that are being interviewed are there but looking you can tell where they
Where they stand look look back then?
gay
Look you could have relationships with a guy that is
That's not it's not right. You were close male friends. I I can I can
Weirdly I could touch you guys and it'd be okay because I mean not like touch your junk or anything
But look I can look I mean I could grab you around the shoulder
I'm gonna give you a hug and look there's a difference when you come home. Oh no homo
Look, it's not like a broke back broke back mountain moment. You know, this is I'm just like right
There's there's nothing wrong with men being affectionate towards each other. I think that's a brotherly love
In fact, I think that we need more of that in life and I think that we've become too sanitized
We're too afraid to do it. Look. No, it's not like that. And I think that that that's a problem
I think it's a problem that I think all this I think close guy friends that that they care about each other
I mean they should be able to say hey, man, I love you brother. Oh, I miss your brother. I mean, you know, that's okay
That's okay. Like you said, we're not touching each other's junk. That's it sleeve
Can't wait to sleep with you brother rice really why Jeff so
Hurricane event that happened in South Texas. Yes, we did. All right, so it was that burl the hurricane they came through burl
Yes, so burl so burl came through in like a male name. I don't know and I don't care
So right before that there was the derecho the the the Dorito the derecho
Straight-line winds event that occurred some at the end of May. Oh, what is that word derecho?
Dude, that's the one that blew out all the windows downtown. It was downtown Houston. Yeah, he did it
Well did more. Yes, it did. So what derecho is just like it's very rare. Actually, I don't know if it's rare
But I've never heard of it. Have you are you saying it right? I was gonna say is that a real word?
er like
Do an AI pronunciation or a reach Oh
You are trying to say derecho
As he reached up who?
Derecho
It's got to be derecho
derecho, can't be to read all right how to pronounce we all put that in there. Yeah, it's got to be
Derecho
All right, let's see we go derecho doc
doctor a chow
You're not gonna believe what blew through downtown a doctor a chow it blew up everything
derecho, you had it right. Hold on. You had it right Sean. I'm amazed. So the derecho is
So what is it derecho? What does it mean? Well, I think it was it's a it's a
It's a it's a it's a widespread long-lived windstorm that's associated with a band of rapidly moving showers and thunderstorms
So basically what it was it was like a straight. Oh, yeah winds that came through
So what what what happens when these straight winds come through is they spawn off a myriad of small little
tornadoes
tornado lets
tornado hits
Tornadoes tornado neatos the tornado neatos
Hello, how are you today? We're in South Texas and we got little learning on tornadoes
So those little fuckers they're like
Fucking destroying shit everywhere right within like the 10 foot by 10 foot square
Your taco stand oh, it's gone fucker
So I had to go back to Sanit, Houston and because they had the burl thing right after I went there for the derecho
I went there for the derecho and I had to handle some stuff and now I had to go back to handle some stuff for
The the ladies well
the good thing is is I got to I got to go back to some of the distilleries out there and I got to
meet a buddy of mine and he's an engineer and we had a good time and
Well, when you on we're on the hunt for something in particular
Yes, which will bring up ultimately what we're drinking later. So the thing is that I want to we went to total
what am I one of my
Preferred bourbons that I like to do
Professionalism oh, it's my alarm to get naked. Oh, yeah, I turned it off. Oh was your wife inviting more teachers?
Well, I mean I thought you was like, you know, no, no just alone naked Oh a long time that's gone. So I was
Don't you guys have alarms for that? So the one of the preferred
Whiskey's I'd person like and you guys like it too is that the the Rebecca Creek put out a double barrel Spanish oak
Yeah, there's a difference between
There's a Spanish oak the Spanish oak itself is a little bit more spicy
Okay
and the fact that this double barrel gives a little bit more caramely taste to it and it's a little bit darker a little
bit more viscous II and it's a
It's such a
desirable
Bourbon. Yeah, we stumbled on it years ago
Yeah, and we I'm we didn't give it enough attention as we always thought it was good
And then all of a sudden they were like, yeah, it's discontinued and I know it it showed up
With a much lower proof. It's an 80 proof. Oh, that's what it was. It showed up and it was a double
It was it wasn't even a double barrel though. It's no Spanish oak 80 proof
Right, which means they were running out of the shit that they were selling and then they diluted what they had left down to 80
Which that's not gonna wish which drives you ape shit crazy. I was like that's just not gonna happen
I mean what the fuck I mean, so I mean you could reverse
You could take that bottle of the 80 proof and like heat it up to expel some water
No, does it work like that?
That's a vodka to it that you're taking your bottle and pouring it into a saucepan on your stove top
Yeah, I'm gonna burn off the water and get it back up to 118
I
Really don't think it works. I think it does work. It can work that way. Okay, but good luck
What if I do it would evaporate first water or?
Don't don't don't make this weird Jeff. So
Think you already went there
So anyways the the hunt now was like oh my god
This is so we went to to hunt for the double barrel Spanish oak, Rebecca Creek. So I was full proof
Yeah, the barrel strike stuff. So we got a we go to specs
We go to total wine. Don't why doesn't carry nowhere nowhere love you Stan. Love you Kevin
Love you all you guys down there, but fucking losers. Don't carry fucking double bar. I'm starting
So specs carries it so I went to one of their places
Liquor King liquor Queen so they they they they didn't have it though
They had one bottle and they they did a massive search everywhere. We did a massive search everywhere
I did message her and they were like well Houston has and I was like fuck and
And then I got my marching orders to go to Houston. I was like you went to dr. A
Yeah, it's a dr. H. Oh
Rachel and
Boom you had a reason. Oh my god
So I was like, oh my god, so I procured a total of 14 bottles. That's amazing
I did I went on so you somebody helps you do that like somebody
You what do you think you drove all over Houston to a bunch of different alcohol stores?
I called ah
You called around and you said I'll take all of them. That's exactly what I said
I said I'll take all of them. Would you like a credit card now?
And they were like just come and get them. They're like fuck up. These are good. Yeah, they're like what wrong with you
Yeah, I went over to one place and they said we have six I was like, okay cool. So I was like, well, there's two here
Where's the rest of them and there was like, oh, I don't know and I was really bummed out and she was like
Oh look, there's a case up there. I was like, oh
So those two plus that case which makes it eight so I was like I just picked up eight fucking bottles
Wow, did they look at you like why?
She was kind of like, yeah, she kind of wondered why and I explained to her after I had them in my possession
I was like they discontinued them and then she was like
Clearly it says we have more so there is more so but let me share with you. This is the way maybe we're wrong
No, we're not wrong. So they did discontinue but here's here's what happens is that
Specs total one these these distribution these these people buy a certain amount. Yeah, and they allocated them
They said alright
Well, we've got a thousand bottles of setup for specs just suspects sure and they've got a thousand bottles
It's sitting in a hardware house somewhere and when specs runs out they fill another order
They sent it back out. So they have bottles sitting there in the warehouse to fill up specs, right?
but the distribute the the
Distiller themselves have discontinued it right? So at some point it's gonna run out it's gonna run out
So yeah, because they were kind of yeah. Yeah, but they're already they're already sending to retailers the 80 proof version
Yeah, you would think they wouldn't do that until the other one. I think that is it got something to do with regional access
In because you can't really find it up here
You can find it down here because they're out of the Houston area right or San Antonio, San Antonio
San Antonio and also Dallas actually there's six bottles in Denton right now
That's crazy that I know that but it's like they have six bottles so we can drive Denton pick up six
But I don't care anymore because I hate we sweet you have so much
Well technically I gifted one to because my buddy, you know, we he
gifted me a bottle of yellow rose that that uh
That tequila barrel bourbon that we had he bought me a bottle there. He was fucking above and beyond man. I tell you what a
Well, so I got the the whiskies I got a little bit distributive Chuck you got your two
Paul you got you to Jeff you order one. I
Ordered well, I have I got them all but I mean I I'm keeping two and I drank I opened one
So there's technically no three open versus drank. Yeah, I drink
Drank. Yeah, I drink are you saying you do down the first bottle of the way back?
I drink half a bottle. Did you really? Yeah, it was like fucking eight days, dude. Yeah
Okay. Okay. I got you. Yeah, I was like what the hell was it amazing. Yeah, it is amazing
I look at my double barrel Spanish. Oh good
and you look and here's the thing and I got kind of salty about this because I was talking to the guy at the
Yellow rose distillery not Adam. It's the other guy's kind of douchey, but I talked about him before
but the thing about
The thing about what the true essence of being an American bourbon is to be out of American white oak, right?
so it's kind of un-american to say alright, well I have a
Spanish oak it's like okay. It is bourbon. It qualifies because it's oak doesn't need to be white
I'm sorry doesn't need to be American, but he was started in a white oak barrel finished in a Spanish oak barrel
It's double barreled. Yeah
Okay, okay, but it doesn't matter but the fact that even let's just say it was Spanish oak period
It's still oak. It still qualifies. Yeah. Yeah, I was wrong about that
I think I was saying that it has to be in an American white oak barrel. It does not
It does not the original barrel that it goes into because it could be French oak as well. That's right
Or that Brazilian crazy barrel and barana. Yeah, that was yes. Yeah. No it ended up being I had to eat my words on that
Terrible, I just thought it was so weird and different but then you were like, oh my god
This tastes like a cinnamon toast crunch. I was like, oh I like that. I like that you can pour it on your cereal
You should try that. I should I'll do that. That's odd tomorrow morning
That bad I'm gonna have a shot after work after we get done here
If you can remember
That's right
That was something I needed to do. So I scored a bunch of Rebecca Creek double barrel Spanish oak
Fantastic and Larry you don't know this but you probably will by the time you hear this podcast
But you've got a bottle for yourself Scott's got some Chuck's got some we all have some. Yeah, it's great
So we'll have it. Well, it's there and if we find some more we'll collect it
But it's that but everybody everybody's tried it right? It's not a matter of like, oh, this is really good
You got to try this all by what bottle is it was it like they all tried it before you mean them. Yeah, I
Just kind of sell it up. They're like, all right, I'll take it. I know what Chuck has had it and
Scott has had it. I don't think Larry has had it but you know, look, it's a fantastic bottle to have you need to have a new collection
It's a shame that they're discontinued, but I get it and it's like one of those things that just passes through
But you know, I'm excited to have it and we have it
So the other part of that I found was that just a regular double barrel oak
You're all excited when you came over. I was like
Fucking shit, but so I'm going out my friend that for three years engineer down in Houston, Texas
His name is Brian and he's a he had turned me on to get on the program. He turned you on
No, not sexually just kind of a you know, he's a he's a great guy
He's a wealth of knowledge when it comes to certain things so you can call him up
I can call him up with with certain scenarios with in my profession and
He's just a wealth of knowledge. He's he really is I can call him and and not only can I get information from to have conversations with other people
Based on what he said, but I also asked him to send me some verbiage, you know, I hear like I need to include some
language in my
My reporting to reflect this conversation and he will send me a little narrative. It's a he's a really smart guy
So he uses chat GPT. No, he doesn't he's just smart man. He's an Asian dude and
He just knows his shit cool. He stays in Lanes
He's a great guy
So he he's appreciative of the work that I had given him in the past and and plus we're just good friends
I've never met the guy. Oh until this week. I've never met him. I've done business with him for six years
That's I have conversations with him for hours and we just shoot the shit and we just have fun talking and I've never met the guy
And we meet him he meet we meet at the Yellow Rose Distillery and we have a couple cocktails there
And he's kind of like and he's like Sean
I have a special thing for us set up, you know at the you know, the time so told all I was like
I heard him say something and I assumed we were going to go eat sushi somewhere, but it turns out it was a
Fucking hey, I'll take it like I need you to take your clothes off now
That's not happening buddy
But he he was referring to a Thai
Massage place. Yes, and so now my spidey senses tingles
I oh I really would like a massage cuz he was like, you know, he was telling me what would I because he was like
Well, what what I would I get someone like me and he was like, well, you know, he's probably overworked right now
He's been in the field for X amount of days and he's it's physically strange. He's tight
Yeah, so he's like, you know, what better thing to give him massage
That's great couples. Oh, we were in the same room. Yeah
It's a layered massage where you one man on top of another with a work on both at the same time
Yes, now we were in separate rooms. So so I show up at this place
Well, my wife and I did a couple's rooms. We were in the same room together. Well, that's different. That's different
She was full nude full nude. I was you're on top of her. It's a layered massage thrusting. Yes
repulsing
Over there died because my shoulders felt like they're getting ripped out of their socket. Oh, that's not fun
Yeah, so no, I was in my underwear
Oh, you couldn't do it. Huh? You couldn't go full nude underneath this the sheet
I didn't know what to expect and I'm glad because boy
My taint was like right in the air
in his face
They have those sheet dude, but they have the sheet
There was a dude rubbing you down. Yeah
Disqualified
No, I I don't I don't think so female was doing female was massaging my wife and a guy was doing my back
That's not unusual and I
Just saying for me, I'd be like pump the brakes
Well, you don't know could you go in there at least what I did it I'd laid face down first
It was dark in there for one thing. Oh hold on very dark
It's go slow and you're laying down and they come in and my wife was over there next to me
Just laying there and slower. They got the you know, the music
Moaning, I don't know why
And then they start walking on your back very beefy fingers
They start walking on your back. What the hell was that your big toe?
See, I I don't know. I couldn't do that. No, that's exactly he's exactly right
So they had the same thing they had these these two rails on the ceiling. Yeah, and I looked up there
I was kind of like all right. I was like
Like there's like a little like like a pole dancing
No, but it looked it was it was great
I didn't have the dynamic that Jeff had where he had his taint this bed
I'm looking in the air like that but bend you all back like that
They bent me in a couple different directions, but it was more left to right right left
They've been my legs over my time to put my feet over my head. So you're are you kidding me?
No, I was like I don't bend that way
So you're saying if you didn't have your underwear on you would have been butt-ass naked with my ass in the air
Fully visible like not under a sheet or anything
Oh, yeah, okay. No, I'm not good with that
So ours might they have a sheet but as soon as I start bending you that she's gone exactly
No that they I was fully under a sheet the entire time and mind you I was naked
100% yeah, because you I mean that's that was pretty hard to hide my right. That's okay
Where you're pitching a tent? No, that was but but I've had several
Several erections. No, I've had several massages
I've never like these guys are like they get turned on us
Like I've never been able to get turned on because I actually tried to a couple times
It's like they're like sir. Can you please stop rubbing yourself? I was kind of like dude. I'm my dick is so small
Can I please get some sort of chubbiness to make me that look to me? You know, wow Wow. Thanks for sharing
I don't understand. Yeah, great. Well, it's
Faking who's a corning a
acorn
But the point is is it was a wonderful experience. They didn't contort me like that you
Did I mean that you did not have an enjoyable experience it hurt the back was good with their massage the back and
In the legs, but as soon as they started the with the shoulders could have bad shoulders for one thing
See, they probably didn't know that you had an injury. No, I was told them to stop they got to the point where I was like
all right, you just stop it but they they stopped naturally and
And then they moved to the light the cracking and I know because we just
Move to the hips they didn't fart on it and then the legs start going over your head
I'm just like so the massage I got was half Swedish massage
But maybe that's why maybe that's why because they don't have time to do all the contortion. So my
And I and I think I'm so happy they I did that because I had a choice because there's a little little thing
I was checking boxes. Well, what do you want? You want this? You want that? I was like, I have no fucking idea
It was like select your pain level. Yeah
Well, I mean look I bet you're maybe fine. Look I I
Enjoyed it. It wasn't like your I mean they did contort me a little bit and there was some some there was some part of us
Kind of like all right. This is a little over-the-top
But it still does feel good and you know at the end of it an hour and a half like flew by it
I just want a normal I spent so long since I've had a massage, but I just want a normal one with a you know
Will they rub you and I don't want like my legs bent over my head and I don't want weird shit going on
So I don't people trampling on me from the ceiling. I will tell you it actually feels good
I will tell you that there there's a small part of me that had some concerns
Okay. So first of all, I
Am at a massage place. I didn't vet them. I have no idea. All right
I you weren't sure if if this is a happy ending. Yeah, you weren't sure if your buddy was like get you know
Hooking me up. I was like, okay. You know, so I'm kind of like and I was like kind of like sheepish, you know
It's kind of like I don't know what's gonna happen here
And then you know when she climbs up so you weren't really relaxing cuz you were thinking at any moment
I was a little she gets ripped off of you and all sudden weird shit starts happening
Yeah, yeah that but so let me walk you through this. So I'm laying on my face, you know with my butt in the air
I'm fully covered and I feel her climb up on the bed. Oh boy, and look I've had a couple massages
I'm not a massage expert by any means when I say a couple literally like to and you're like our life
This is not normal. Yeah, so I see again cuz I haven't ever had a Taiwan
I just have a regular one and you know this one they she literally stood on my body
She was standing is she's standing on my calves. Yes. She was standing on my thighs my butt my lower back
She went all the way ever on everything and they're digging. Oh, yeah
With her heels toes and she was so it was so awesome in but the but again, let's get back up to
You know, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what level is my is this guy thinking I'm
I'm like that and you know, I'm gonna get a reach. I have no idea what's going on
So but she climbs up on the bed
She's between my legs because my legs are apart. So her knees or her legs are between me and I'm like, okay
Oh boy, this is hearing a strap on being clicked on. Oh, ha ha ha ha ha click click
What are you putting on? What are you doing back there? I'm numbing your anus right now
Light a cane on that is a little that's way too large for me
All the sudden my Spanish starts coming out to book who to book who
That'd be a nightmare it's like no no, don't do that don't do that. No your friend paid for that
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no free free. No, no, no. He says like big one
Oh, no
Black no, no
So like the whole experience even though I was a little sheepish. The whole experience was fun
I tell you what when I was done with mine, I felt great. Yeah, it was the process that yeah
I did not care for and she washed me. Oh
Like so the ball tell that story slowly. Okay, so wait
Slow down. So he looked at everything they would ease into this story
He's so what they did is they they would work on you
So you're on your back and then you're on your front but on your back they do quarters
So they do work with one leg, right?
They lift the sheet up and you expose that area and she gets a little little pump action
Little pumps a little oil on there. She gives you good rub down, right? Yep
and then when she's done rubbing you down she comes back with a hot towel and
Cleans off the effluent or with the excess that's on your leg and the effluent excess and just kind of wipes it all off
It gets between the toes and everything
I was calling this is very thorough and then she goes the next leg and does that and she goes to your back and then
Does the same thing rubs you down and then wipes it all off. Yep, and then the the shoulders
How long have you last showered?
You Harry. Yeah, lots of you Harry lots of stuff between toes
a little fun guy
Yeah, I like to like that part of the massage was beautiful is great it was the contortions that got me
Oh, yeah
No, that'd be that's too much
She did a contort me and then when I say from far left to right from right to left
that was a little over the top because I was kind of like
Really? I was gonna fart all over cuz they're I was trying to but yeah, cuz they're pushing your legs down
I'm like pushing it back. I was like look a fart right in your face
That's like that's like when you're in PE and you have partners and you're doing sit-ups
Right in the other person's face holding your hands down. I've totally done that you did on purpose not well
You could have held it
That's probably true too, but I really don't recall but I do recall farting and it was a little excessive
So yes, I now that I think about it. I recall because the first one was like a little sorry
and then the second was like
Right. Well shit. I've been Sean's partner has to go to the nurse. Yes
What's in your eye?
So is this
Invented wet wipes yet. They just had I'm sorry
Popal alcohol swab on his face
I'm out of my mouth your floss. That's just wretched
It's awful. So anyways, I get the the bottles of Rebecca Creek and I
Pack up and I head back. I'll tell you what it was a jam-packed thing
so my job for some of those dudes like us out that listen this podcast is I'm a
Independent adjuster and I assess damn just for commercial buildings. I work for a specific company, which I won't name but I show up on
Catastrophe sites and I assess damages. So but the problem was is
Well that it was raining for the entire time. I was there so I can't legally from OSHA standards
You can get on roofs
I did get on some roofs, but it was kind of like these little windows of opportunity that happened
But technically if I were playing by OSHA standards, I probably get in trouble because but I was like fuck it man
You know, I'm gonna man up
Almost said you had to take the vaccine. Oh
Sure, they're trying Lord. Well, otherwise you'd have to go back
You're recognizing that if you don't get this shit done while you're down there
You're gonna have to go back down there again or stay or stay that was not gonna happen
But you know what? Look, I did I did my job and I assessed the damages
I looked at everything but it was just like it was just I mean funny. I showed up and
I had a bye and the guy was laughing at me man. I was like looking I'm on my way there
It's fucking pouring down rain. I need to swing by a whole bunch of people
I need to swing by Home Depot and I need to pick up a rain suit and he was just laughing
We saw a picture of it. Yeah
No, you said the Terra. Oh
Yeah
Not a good look I took like gave like I took like three or four pictures of that and I forgot because I had sent that
File through a cloud system to several engineers to provide fee budgets and I forgot that I had taken that picture in the bathroom
And the fact Brian was like no Brian was kind of yeah
I know I noticed your picture in the bathroom with you giving yourself the bird. That was still funny
And I'm like, oh holy shit. I sent that to three different firms
Yeah, that's total professionalism, right?
Dope oh
Yeah, whatever Sean Sean Sean, whatever man. I'm Sean motherfucking. Oh, yeah
Did you have any good meals down there?
so every morning I woke up and had the I had the breakfast and
You know, it's all rinse for Pete, you know, I saw such baddies
Yeah, something like that fake eggs and whatever just shitty hotel stuff like yeah
I mean look actually so I powdered powdered eggs it look this was a
It wasn't it was a little bit upper tier from the normal shitty hotel food
Oh good
so they had a they had a couple extra layers of stuff and
I made a mistake one day where I end up eating
I'm trying to think what is that? It's a chorizo chorizo. So they had one of the part
So they had the eggs every morning
They had bacon sausage eggs and then they would have like a little taco bar
Sometimes it'd be like pulled chicken and sometimes it sounds great. It was actually really good
Yeah, and but I like Teresa when I put like a big old spoon on my plate cuz I wouldn't I don't I'm trying to eat
Any carbs you never know chorizo? You never know how spicy it can be
Well, the spiciness wasn't the problem cuz I added extra spice to it anyways, but the problem was is I became thermal nuclear
About three hours later. Oh, yeah, my asshole smelled like burnt plastic
Remember the styrofoam we were burning oh, yeah way worse
That's that can't be healthy, oh it can't be so I was kind of like seriously you're around people we just like those yeah
Yeah, well
They probably had to sell the rental car
Well, I still have it. I gotta drop it off tomorrow. I have to like have it detailed
It's before I return it. Yeah, permanently stained. Did you smoke in this?
No, my asshole exploded in it
Yeah, those are those are that's that those are burn marks
You just spray a little Febreze in there or something a lot on the way back. I swung by
College station I visited my son Preston cool his beautiful girlfriend Kara
Probably doesn't appreciate me saying that but I'll get over it
So that visited them we went out to Cracker Barrel and had a little lunch took him shop and picked up some groceries and
Dropped him back off at the
She has a thing so he moved out of that apartment and moved into a house with her and another roommate and she's got three dogs and
These is the the the dogs were like like your German Shepherd one of them big
One of them was a German Shepherd long-haired German Shepherd and this dog looked like a fuck-a-wolf
It was very angry and intimidating
Look, oh damn and the other one there was a it was a German Shepherd technically I think but it was kind of a collie style
German Shepherd and it was sweet and and the other one I don't even know what it was like a good mud like a
Something why does ship three dogs? Well, it's kind of unusual for a college
Female college any college student to have three dogs
I got nothing. I don't know. It's a pretty big expense. Well, it's a big dog and it's so limiting
You know what I mean? Yeah, well, they even one dog is limiting but three of them shit
They're they're both big dogs and they're intimidating
I mean when I got there I was kind of like are these fuckers gonna eat me, you know
Cuz I showed up there last time I was up and or when I went down and I went there and the dogs were outside
And they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like
Is this actual dog existence, you know, like a dog on a delivery
Yeah, my dog actually seems to have beenacked and sometimes I say man he's like panicked
He's like are you kidding me man? and they're all like
That's so funny. Like I don't think he like to put in front of me like this
Oh my gosh, they were like indispensable because I
I was at the kitchen island. I put my hands on the island and then she let the dogs in she stood next to me
And press was on the other side and you know, they they came up
They kind of barked for a little bit they calmed down and you know
one of them was always super friendly and the other one was kind of a little timid and it came up to me and
You know within seconds it kind of like like I said because I had my crocs on and my dog Bronco
He said infused his smell of my croc so they smelt that was yeah
This smells cool, but the dog that was demon dog the wolf dog. Yeah, the it was whiskey and the dog is sweet
But oh my god, you know how those dogs are. Oh, yeah, it was like give me one good reason
Yeah, kill you. Oh my god. It was I could hear you singing that song and there's like give me one reason
They're gonna be sitting in the corner, but they're always looking they're like make one move motherfucker
I just dare you dare you I will I will penetrate you
With everything dogs turned out to be pretty sweet by the time I left there. They were just like all hoping you know
Well, there's no humping going on with it a naked fest. It was that was fully clothed. Oh, okay
I thought that you're on I thought that's how you bond with your animals. That's only with peanut butter
I could play what you say put it on your butthole. Yeah, that was disturbing and
Like hey, yeah, I need you to be careful about no no, no, I got this yeah
Yeah, I've smoothed the every time prefer smooth not chunky and you might not want to be in the room when you see this
So, you know the person help me get outside now bond with your dog
Really that's so anyways that was the experience down there
I came back with a bunch of bottles of Rebecca Creek. So it was a huge score and
I just took pull off this my first poll. We think good. We'll talk about now
We're kind of we're kind of chatting about it already
The Rebecca Creek double barrel so
But not when I was down at the when I was down there and I'll show you
The double barrel Rebecca Creek the double barrel Spanish oak. They were like, oh, well, we have some of this double barrel
And you're like, oh my god, that's gotta be you know, I first I was like bitch, please and I looked over there
I was like, this is 115 proof and he was like I'll take four cases
I
Was like well, how much is it? She's like, it's like, you know 60 bucks and I was like, oh, it's the same price
I was like I tell you what I I don't know if we have this
But I'm gonna get it because if we don't have it that I'm gonna include in the collection
And if we do have it, then I'll just keep it my collection and I just took a taste of it and my first taste
I'm gonna take another one. It's good
I think it's all right. Yeah, I have no complaints about this at all
What's the proof on this?
115 oh
Yours is 111 minus 115 discrepancy here guys. You got it. You got the one that the one that we bought for the podcast is 111
The one I brought back from
Houston is 115
But I think it's a good one
But I think it's good. Yeah, it's it's good. It's it's not amazing. It's missing
It's comparing to the the the Spanish barrel double oak the Spanish barrel
It's it's got a little bit more spice going on
I was gonna say it could probably pop with more flavor. I think the little richer maybe I think it finishes really fast
Yeah, yeah, it's got I taste the raisins. I taste grapes in there
You know that I taste the sweetness on the finish like 20 seconds after you could kind of taste the
Raisins is a really good one on the on the finish like wait, but it disappears really quick
Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't pop with flavor. It doesn't it's got some black white pepper
You know good that I think it's solidist
So to me if it doesn't pop with flavor and it doesn't have super richness
It can't be in the sevens for sure. So I would put this probably six six. I'll put it at six nine
Okay, we have six seven. Yeah
Yeah, it's good. It's good solid. Yeah
Definitely part of the collection. Well, now we don't have it but
That's right. We did
Infinity, but I dumped in six ounces into the infinity bottle
So look could have done three more ounce or two more ounces each. What well, I mean I have another bottle
So here's the thing I keep the bottle in my collection and you guys can fuck off or you guys can give me
20 bucks a piece and I can bring it over here
Mmm, I think it's readily available, right? I
don't know I
Don't know discuss. Yeah, bitch. It's 20 bucks
Well, let me bring up my Brazilian and mammon nominate wood. I paid for that
Are we putting that in the collection? Well, if you bring it, yes, we're splitting hairs now
Oh, well, yeah, I wasn't I got the sweet heat. I'm giving you fuck. I'm shit. I'm shitting. I mean, I'm
All right, you're giving me fucks in your shit. Yeah, I don't know what you said. I don't know what I'm saying right now fucking meltdown. Yeah, I
So look I'm gonna I'm gonna change gears here because you had mentioned something was rather disturbing something about the
Taylor Swift stabbing. Oh, yeah. Is that all about?
Really?
Taylor Swift it was no no no no party though, right? Yeah, so we were some dance party in Great Britain or
England or London, I don't know and
it was like a dance team maybe like a
dance
What is what do you call those a dance venue?
Like where girls learn to dance and stuff and so they were having a party was a Taylor Swift themed party
And some psycho walked into yeah, it's a dance themed yoga class in a psycho walked in and attacked them with a knife
We say the girls were only age from 6 to 9 the brutal attack happened on Monday
Five other children and two adults were also hurt in the attack and are in critical condition
Police say they have arrested a 17 year old suspect
It was 17 Taylor Swift says she is completely in shock over what happened
She wrote on Instagram the horror of the attack in Southport is washing over
Southport she said she's at a complete loss for how to ever convey her sympathies to these families not a fan of this
But I acknowledge but I will tell you I will tell you tonight. We are learning more about the but I will tell you she
Loves her fans. Oh, yes, she does. She's gonna a hundred percent take care of those families
Totally take care of those families. Oh, yeah, I can promise you and she's gonna visit them in the hospital and she's gonna
You know make sure they're set for life in terms of money and because she's awesome that way
She is she really is it's too bad. She's a Democrat
Yeah, I woman for Kamala
She I honestly I don't think she knows better. I know that's insulting right for it's insulting
It's insulting for us to say that somebody who who likes Kamala Harris or is a Democrat is you know?
Misinformed and stupid and doesn't know it better. That's what I'm saying
It is insulting right it's insulting for me to say that and I feel bad for those Democrats those blue dog Democrats that simply all
They want in life is is to provide for our community because that's really the spirit of being a Democrat is
That some of our taxes goes towards
Going back into the community and you know Republicans are kind of trying to strip away all of our
The money that we're passing out to all these frivolous
Entities that distribute money in weird ways that we're like come on man the
Spirit of being a Democrat is good. I mean wanting to help people they want better for the country, right?
Yeah, they it is but it's like they take it too far
They've taken it too far, you know, they're the philanthropy
It's one thing when like Taylor Swift for example, it's one thing for Taylor Swift or Donald Trump
You know that has a lot of money and they're kind of like I want to help these people out
And I'm gonna do it, you know, but when you when it's not your fucking money and it's my money
It's your money. They're gonna tell you how to spend your money
I would have government money don't fucking go around giving my money away
I mean I want to be for programs that don't charge of where my money's going right and I don't mind spending if you say
Hey, look, I'm you know
We've got a hundred percent of our taxes are here and you're gonna spend two percent here five percent there
Whatever and if you want to allocate, you know ten percent to some weird area
I'm like, all right, you know ten percent I can handle that
But when you start like hey, well, we're gonna send 120 billion dollars to fucking Ukraine, right?
And you don't have an inventory or an assessment of where that money went to no oversight
You know what the hell man?
Dude a perfect a perfect example of that is you know, they believe that the government should solve all these problems, right?
Well, California tried to solve their homeless problem and they dedicated what?
28 billion dollars to it gone and it's gone and they and it didn't solve the problem and they don't know where the money went
I mean that that their homeless problem is worse. It's worse. It's the classic example of
The government throwing money at something and there's so many layers of corruption so many layers of corruption
So many layers of its inefficiency that that's not the answer
It's also the virtue we know of the Democrats where they have these grand ideas
But they can't get past the the the idea part and the ramifications or the outcomes of those decisions
The unintended consequences of legislation. Yeah, they don't think down the road and go if I do this
It's gonna impact this this and this right?
Well, they say it doesn't matter because we're gonna be in charge the next four years and we'll just find it
We'll just find that money somewhere. We'll cover that up not not cover it up
But we'll we'll find a way to rationalize it California is like 50 billion dollars in debt. Yeah, probably more probably more
I mean another example, right? So California was like our prisons are getting overcrowded, right?
And and they looked at you know, what are people getting jailed for? Oh because they're shoplifting
Oh, but they're shoplifting like six hundred dollars or eight hundred dollars and they're like well shit
We wouldn't have this many people in jails if we're spending
We're spending five thousand dollars a month on that prisoner, right? Fuck it. Just let them go
No, well, they say tell you what let's not jail them if they if they steal less than a thousand
Right and so they're like because it doesn't make sense to have them in jail when they were spending all that money
You know take and so they say if you do anything less than a thousand we want to arrest you then look what fucking happens
All these people are going around stealing less than a thousand still need companies go under and leave still need there's there needs to be
Consequences for it and that's probably the problem letting them letting them out with no consequence. They want to
sold no bail
Consequence when you just get one that basically turn around you walk back out, right and they go steal
999 dollars more of worth of stuff and then all these companies are like yeah, we're not gonna do business here anymore
So they're leaving California in droves and people are shocked. Why?
one's really bad
That's where we talked about this as a solution is if you have like a candy bar and the candy bar cost a dollar
On now it cost a thousand dollars it cost you add a thousand dollars to whatever the cost is and that way it's a thousand
And one dollars that way it's over the limit and when you get to the cash register to pay it they give you a coupon
Well, I mean whatever I mean, but you see what's happening. It's unintended consequences
They don't think past their own nose. Well, and they don't they don't factor in human nature, right?
Human nature is to exploit to to take advantage of to to be a mooch to be to be irresponsible
Human nature sucks. Well, it's just like you know, we talked about it because the push of the
Green agenda in California where they're pushing those people do electric car the Green New Deal
Well, a lot of people are getting these electric vehicles now their gas tax
As right. Oh, no, keep going and yeah, so so people are not buying gas. They're not buying gas
They're not making the money they made before so keep going and they're not gonna be able to repair their roads
So now there there's a shortfall, right?
So those are 38% tax put on every single gallon every single gallon of gas that you buy
There's 38% of that goes well in Texas. It goes back into the California
So what California has done is that they they're actually started to tax the cars now
So now they started adding up how much is now it's less expensive to get a gas car than for electric
Yeah, so we so what did they do as far as the expensive?
Evie well, I heard that well, this is what on the radio. They said they're they're doing a pilot program
To start charging by the mile
Just for EVs or for EVs
So EV owners there they're picked a thousand EV owners like that. They're piloting this and says, okay you drive
It was a ridiculous amount who who would sign up for a program to get charged for this. I
Don't know where they pick like jury duty. It could be you're in this pilot program. Oh, I don't know
I don't know how you so pissed. Oh, yeah
Okay, but they're gonna roll this out and these all these electric vehicles are gonna be like
Fuck this just got really expensive
I'm gonna ask you guys a question
This is kind of a left turn. So Shelly and I have been talking about what what do we want to do for our next big vacation?
Run an EV and see how far you can go
No, because you won't get very far. No, but really we want to and so one thing we we always do cruises
We always go to Mexico or we you know, but we have actually not explored the United States like at all
So I have two questions
If we're gonna plan like a big I mean who nobody can do two-week vacations anymore
But if we were to do a two-week vacation where we're gonna drive around America
Anymore two weeks. Well, okay. I was gonna ask you. So what is my first question is what is the best way to enjoy?
America's national parks like is it you know, just example
Do you rent an RV or do you just fly to each one or do you do ones that are clustered?
Do you do ones that are clustered? I don't think and then the second question. Hold on second question is wait
What are the ones we should hit?
I'd hit I'd hit the ones there's a lot wouldn't go before out East I
would break it down and say we're doing a regional area regional because
It's gonna take you an extremely long time to drive somewhere. So my wife has a has an uncle an aunt
Aunt Judy. Hey shout out to Aunt Judy. She uh, she has an RV and
She just completed a 50-state. Oh
Good for her. Well, maybe not 50. I don't think she went to Alaska
She didn't want to or Hawaii because that's kind of hard to drive there in my work where Rico. I know it took it took months
Yes, or months and months, of course
But it was it was something that they wanted to do and she and her girlfriend hopped in this little RV
And it was it wasn't a huge RV camper
But it was big enough for two people and sure they can do whatever they want there and they hit all the states
So they basically they traveled all through Florida because she's from Florida
So they traveled zigzagging all up and down and then they awesome
And they had a great time and they've got a little map and they've got these stickers of all the different places
They go. I think it's cool. So to answer your question in my opinion
I think the only way you can search or travel these places then is is to do an RV like just we're not retired
Okay, but look this is this this has multi legs to this adventure, you know, because you do sections at a time
You can't yeah, okay. You have to pick an area. Yeah. Yeah now
Do you fly there and then you that's just it if you have the?
Most of us don't have the money to drop 120 thousand dollars on an RV, right? So there's one
Well, they number two way cheaper ones. But yeah, well, but you want to be comfortable and that's they do have but number one
You got any an RV regardless the cost so there's cost getting that and you know
Then it's it's like the travel time to get there could take you know, four days
Yeah, so it's there's that and you know, and then you had four days back and four days back
So there's a week, you know a week and a half and then you want to spend some time there you want to you want to
Spend an extended time like a week as you will not only want to get there. It's not just getting there
I mean part of the vacation is getting there. Okay, it's experience spending time with your family road trip
And you're stopping in different places
Yes
You get to hit all the different Buc-ee's heading there and just kind of compare them
Whatever the little Pokemon stops whatever you got going on up at every Buc-ee's no demand
but look so to answer the question if you're gonna be going to these national parks my recommendation would be to fly there or
Just you know
But it would be to fly there and expend the try to to spend most of your time
There because you want to experience everything so you want to yield the most amount of time at that park, right?
And then you ideally ideally you would find a cluster of them that would be within driving distance of each other
That's hard. There are some but there are many like Yellowstone is way up there in the what the Montana
Utah wherever the hell that is way up north, right? So are you saying you spend a week you pick one and you spend a week there
Is that what people do camp yeah, I
Tell you what. All right, so I procured I've got I got a list here
So we're gonna start that is one through sixteen
So we're gonna start the most the best the best US national travel the USA
Us news dot-com national parks in the USA the best national parks
So this is this is a it's a random list from 16
So but they're in order and so the very number 60 is the Rocky Mountain National Park
That's very generic. Where is that? Yes, very okay 70 Myers northwest of Denver
so although at roughly
265,000 acres the Rocky Mountain National Park isn't the country's largest national park nor is the most frequented
With about four million annual or anal visitors. I think it's annual. Oh, but there are definitely mountain national
Parks more than 12 million visitors. Hold on. Sorry, but there's something definitely magical about the
the place the national park which rises about
14,000 259 feet into the Colorado sky at the highest point. I don't think you would do well Jeff. Yeah, Jeff
You would do well either
You know you're going to 14,000 feet. Yeah, I have to sucks. I think it's great
Yeah, but I'm I straw. I'm very hardy though
Very hardy very durable and hardy. This is bird so
The Colorado sky the highest point long
Peak is the highest part that's a 14,000 259 the main attraction hiking park whatever
So what Rocky Mountain is exactly imagine that Rocky Mountain you're in Colorado
Yeah, it's gonna be beautiful mountains. It's gonna be you know, beautiful everything, right? Okay. All right. That's fair enough
All right. That's number 16 number 15. Yeah, we're back into the mountains against the Mount Rainier
That's in Washington, right? That is in the Cascade Range
Which I believe is in Washington State, right? Washington State. Yes
Paradise which is no no, that's number one. Oh, that's one of the mountains within the national Mount Rainier National Park
The six best it says the six best things to do while you're in the Mount Correct your national park, correct
So the 14,000 410 foot tall at active volcanoes active for which the park is
Named in truly an amazing site whether you're coming to the tackle the mountain on challenging hiking or eager to see the mountains
On challenging hiking or eager to see the Paradise Wildflower Mountain
Metals or driving to the sunrise the highest point so that's cool
In other words if you wanted to go to Washington State and go to Mount Rainier Park
There's enough shit to do there to keep you busy for a week. Oh
Shit. Oh boy
Shit, you just lost the whole list. Yeah. We're back. We're back. So in other words, you're right
So the eyes so go back
Like so no mountain rain one more
So Mount Rainier Mount Rainier the 14,000 410 foot tall Mount Rainier is the highest peak in the Cascade Range and the tallest volcano in the
Contingent United States
So anyways another mountainous one. There we go. Another rocky another
No, you're going the wrong direction. Hi number 14. Hawaii's not on the list. I don't think
Hawaii's not on the list. I don't think
Hawaii's amazing, but that's not affordable for most people
Let's skip to 13 the Olympic National Park
That's in Washington, Oregon as well, right? Is it yes
Pacific Northwest. Yep coastline
Then you have the Sequoia National Park. Is that number?
12 12. Yeah, all right, scroll down Sequoia National Park
Okay, so that's if you if whoever's listening if you had not seen a Sequoia those big-ass
It's impressive amazing trees. It is you have to do it before you do so. Where's this gotta be a bucket list item?
It's in Northern, California. I will tell you that when we went down to Lake Tahoe
You know, I recall us those weren't Sequoia trees, but they look very similar to the picture. That's that shows here
we had set up a hammock and
You know, I was looking straight up because I took some pictures of me in the hammock looking straight up at those trees
You know look just like that. Yeah, and it was beautiful. Were they like eight feet around?
Are those?
Yes, they're ginormous. Yeah, we're bigger than they're ridiculous. Yeah, they're
275 feet tall 36 foot in diameter. Yes, it's amazing. So that has
That is that is amazing. First of all, you have you you that's ridiculous
That has to be on everybody's bucket list to see a Sequoia
All right number two number 11. I well actually I want to fucking dive into that man
I would love to see that so I wonder if I have a mirror woods. What if they have any like petrified Sequoia trees out there?
I mean look there are look one of the things that I watch a lot of these tech tracking
YouTube videos where these guys travel and in the middle of desert and they just they find these mountainous regions and they've got these structures
That look like trees. Everyone knows what a tree looks like cut the stump off
You know cut the tree down. You should have a stump sitting there, right? Sure
Well, I mean you've got this traditional look where you've got these roots coming down where they've got these mountainous regions where they have a plateaus
It looks just like a tree trunk
Oh, you mean like the the
The rock formation looks like it's petrified
So the question is was it a tree because if it's a tree like devil's tree
I don't know what that is, but yes, I think so, but the point is
Well devil's tower is what's in close encounters with the third kind
The kind of looks tree like
And he makes it out of mashed potatoes
The tree is like
Two miles in diameter
So those aren't trees. I've read books with those and they're called something
Yeah, but they know they can tell what a petrified tree is. I mean, there's no mystery
But it looks like a tree
Of course, yeah
Yeah, because they have their own they have their own uh, and and environment on there
It's like you you'll find animals up there that you can't find anywhere else, right?
Because they're stuck up there. Yeah, and the striations in the in the rock is created by weathering, right?
Yes, I think one place i'd like to go see is pando. Have you ever heard of that?
No
You heard of that's not on the list. Have you ever heard of aspen trees? Yes, yes, but tree
Of course. Well pando is the largest living organism in the world
And oh pando look up pando
it is
You know that aspen trees are what completely surrounds the cabin that we went to in colorado. Yes
Okay, well aspando
That's all one organism. Oh nice all literally from the same root structure. It is one huge underground
Root system largest tree is almost like a tree virus quaking aspen tree. Yeah
located in the severe
county in utah
You know, there's a male clonal organism
Pandos estimated to be forty seven thousand stems. That's trees. Oh my gosh. That's crazy
a hundred and six acres
A route the single a single root system. Yep
So it's sort of like it's just one large, uh, it's like a patch of grass
But they're trees, but they're trees. That's awesome
106 acres 13 million pounds or tons. So that's part of the that's part of the fish lake national forest
I like to see that because I think aspen trees are beautiful for one thing. Yeah, they are
So it looks like an aspen tree
Yeah, like it has the same look at the picture
Oh, yeah, there is right there, right nice. That's all the same plant all the same
Yep, the same tree crazy to me. That is crazy
It could be considered like a virus. That's what I just said a tree virus
All right, go back to the list. We have number 10
Number 11 arches, right arches national. That's utah arches national park. Yeah, there's a lot the utah
California there's a lot of trees
Yeah, there's a lot the utah california. There's a lot to that area that you can go to
You know who would be a good proponent to talk about some of these areas? Uh is is larry larry, uh,
You guys met larry. Oh, yeah larry. He goes to he frequents colorado, uh,
anally and uh
And he he actually for him. He doesn't go very far from your cabin
Okay, in fact he goes higher up in the mountains. Yeah, and it's one of the the anal trips he takes with his kids
You know, it's he loves it. I mean, I don't think anybody should take anal trips with their kids
Yeah, the redwood national number 10 state parks number redwood national and state parks
All right
So this is california as the name suggests redwood national and state parks are best known for the sky high
Redwood trees which typically store more than 300 feet tall amazing
Yeah, i've been there. So it says the pacific coast shoreline. So is that uh, is that california and oregon and washington?
Yeah, well the beer woods is just north of san francisco. They got like elk and sea lions and various species of birds
elk
Okay. Oh, oh, you know, i'm glad you guys are asking about oh because i'm an elk hunter
Uh, and I have killed exactly zero. Yeah, but you were in the
Area and I did see one so I know it's actually and it was dead and you saw their shit
You've seen their shit. I'm with you. Uh, there's it's scat. There's scat. Yeah, ski ski ski. Oh my god number nine
I want to start calling my shit scat. I just scattered
What do you need? Oh, I need to scat I scattered earlier the pocket in the green room you did you did?
Yeah, yeah, and the scat ran down your leg
Okay. No number nine bryce canyon national park who do's are odd shaped pillars of rock. Where is this?
Out west I believe. Oh, yeah for sure
Southern utah is it
36,000 acre park office an array of hiking opportunities. So you're right
Maybe utah is like the clustered place where you go to like spend a week. Yeah, that's where moab is as well
oh, he just probably busted the uh,
He got early on the list because what that's beautiful what we're looking at pictures of what is this one?
I forgot it already bryce canyon bryce canyon
Well, I know when we were what I was looking at routes to come back from my dad's when we closed down the house
I was looking at going up
uh kind of just east go to salt lake city
Uh visit there see what that's like down through utah. Oh, yeah, stop at moab check out different stuff
See that then come on down nice or go south go to san diego and then across and you chose the zoo with the
The monkey with the masturbating monkey the masturbating monkey with the shot that thought that he was gonna get some action and sat there all depressed
That was funny. Fuck her. Well big keith
We did that as my wife wanted to visit her aunt in phoenix and if we went the other route
We wouldn't have been able to do that
So what fascinates me about this picture that's shown about the bryce canyon national park is that these columns of stones that are coming out
I am fascinated by how they're made
The what does it call this uh, not sediment, but it's uh, what do you call it?
It's a sequential kind of uh layering. Yeah, there's a
Homogeneous or there's uh, what do they call that when it's multi-layered not homogeneous because that's one but multi-genius. What is it?
Omni-genius. Yeah, I don't think that's what it is, but it works
That's really really good attempt there Jeff
Really good attempt there Jeff the point is that you gotta you gotta ask yourself. How was this stuff created?
And obviously it was created because it comes from ultimately like sandstone. It's like a version of limestone. Yeah, it's all weathering
right and
product of excrement so basically
excrement is coming from a bunch of it's like billions and billions of these
Microscopic animals that shit that's not shit. Yes, it is. I don't think it is
I that's not ask your dad. That's not a giant column of shit
So limestone is shit
That's what makes the bourbon taste so good. Yeah, the shit water. Oh shit water
Well, look from what I understood
Limestone is basically the the settling of because water's got water and you got the algae or whatever's in the water
And it's it's just like the the decaying of that
Plus is limestone shit? No, i'll just ask my dad dad is limestone just a big column of shit
And he'll be like, i'm sorry what
So my buddy who's like, you know like a calcium carbonate in the form of calcite and
Aragonite, okay, but did it come okay came from skeletal fragments. Hold on
Hold on. Maybe you're getting some
Commonly composed of tiny fossils shell fragments and other fossilized debris. It's not shit
It could be it could be shit. Look the shell fragments the bottom. Look the bottom line. I don't hear music. Do I?
No, oh god, mate. Wow, that was weird. I heard a little I heard something. I heard a ringing
I thought it was the music about to start
Kind of like
Well, that's weird. I've heard that twice tonight. I thought that was maybe me. I was getting sick
I was like, what the fuck is that? We better move on before the music does start you have covid
All right
Well, anyways, I thought that I thought it was kind of curious because i've heard some guy talk about it in length about how the the rock
Of limestone is created and he was talking about like he's talking about in utah and how these organisms were were dying
Well, they're decomposed bodies and shit
It was basically so he basically said limestone is basically excrement from these algae or these microscopic animals interesting. Okay
Well, did they you actually did some credibility there? All right number eight the canai fjords national park
That's an Alaska national park. That's a long drive. That's too far Alaska. All right. That looks beautiful, but we can't do that
Denali that's just that's also Alaska Denali
Holy shit, that's Zion national park number six. That's also utah
Grand how you say that t titan titan titan titan national park that is hold on. That's wyoming
That's beautiful
Grand canyon there it is. I've never seen it. I'd love to go to the grand canyon
All right number three
Yosemite
That's close to which one I actually drove through that which one is that close to though is it's california, nevada. Okay
Number two Yellowstone haven't seen that one either number one glacier national park. So where's glacier at?
It's in montana right?
That'd be an interesting drive
Is that montana?
Includes one of seven hundred lakes across montana
Man we're having to rush to the end of this but so Yellowstone definitely
Yosemite definitely and scroll back down
What was the other one grand canyon and grand canyon those are the three I think we need I need to hit
Well dudes I guess we gotta go together figure this out. God damn how this podcast went fast
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