1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Didn't have any depth. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 It's very... 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 It was a shallow... 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 It's forced. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 I need to bring it from... 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,640 It needs to be more guttural. 7 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,640 Bring it from the colon. 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:18,320 Yeah, just bring it all from... 9 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,000 What we're referring to is my... 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,800 Just before we turned on the mics. 11 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,800 Very feminist... 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,800 Belch. 13 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,800 Feminist... 14 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,000 It was not a feminist, feminine... 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 It was very high pitched. 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 By the way, it's feminine. 17 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 See? 18 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I did not have a feminine belch. 19 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 There was a femme belch. 20 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I didn't go, I didn't go, oh gosh. 21 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Sorry guys, hold on a second. 22 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I totally burped. 23 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I'm so sorry. 24 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Oh, I did it again. 25 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Oh. 26 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 All right, obviously second half, July 31st, dudes, I got some Sean, Paul. 27 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 No, sorry, I'm Paul. 28 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Oh, God. 29 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 And I'm fuck you. 30 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Oh my God. 31 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Yeah. 32 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 This is a train wreck from the beginning. 33 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Okay, start over. 34 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I zoomed in on the train wreck. 35 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 I zoomed in on the train wreck. 36 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I zoomed in on the train wreck. 37 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 I zoomed in on the train wreck. 38 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I zoomed in on the train wreck. 39 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I zoomed in on the train wreck. 40 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Okay, start over. 41 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I... 42 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,400 Okay, why are you German when you're backing it up? 43 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,400 I was trying to like reverse. 44 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,400 Paul has femme burps. 45 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,400 You femme burper. 46 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:13,480 Look, it's the second part of the podcast, July 31st. 47 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,480 It's the last day. 48 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,600 Look, we've got a fun filled podcast. 49 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:20,440 We talked a lot about politics in the first half. 50 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,440 We did. 51 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,440 We went all doom and gloom. 52 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,520 The world's coming to an end. 53 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,520 I disagree. 54 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:25,520 We're all going to die. 55 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,520 We're going to go to the gloom. 56 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,280 But what it is also, it's having a conversation. 57 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,880 It's expressing the way we feel about politics and about some of the things. 58 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,140 It has nothing to do with left or right. 59 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:34,240 It has to do with the policies. 60 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:41,900 It has to do with our beliefs in the way things should be run and the way that our forefathers 61 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,100 had predicted it to be. 62 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,720 That's why they put these safeguards in place. 63 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,080 I hear you. 64 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:51,760 You're right, if anybody's watching any news whatsoever, you're inundated by this stuff 65 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,760 and you're feeling it. 66 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:53,760 Right? 67 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,680 Sometimes you can't escape it. You can't just step away every now and then I'll be I'll take I'll take a week and I 68 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,320 Won't look at the fucking news. Yeah, good for you. I'm just like I can't I have to take it 69 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,080 I can't either my wife gets on me cuz I'm you know, are you looking at news again? You need to 70 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,240 Know honey, it's porn stop 71 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,840 It's do like us dog 72 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:24,440 I do have to take a break every now and then but you know and then like sometimes you're coming here is like 73 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,280 Did you see that? I was like no, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. It's 74 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:34,640 it's cleansing to step away because you're right because if I if I get too deep into it I get depressed and just 75 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,480 pissed off well, it's 76 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:42,800 Unrightfully so because there's a lot of gaslighting going on we talked about we're not gonna dive too much into it 77 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,360 It's just there's a bunch of shit that just simply isn't true. Who's the president? 78 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,920 Reagan yeah, it drives you crazy being lied to it's not that my Democratic 79 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,080 Colleagues are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't true 80 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,480 And it's just it's this game that they play and it's gaslighting 81 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:03,880 It's like, you know the project or 2025 and what was the other one they were they were talking about? 82 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,680 You know, it's a it'll drive you crazy 83 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,040 If bold-faced lies and nothing get your blood boiling 84 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,640 And it's not what you know, they're lying. It's like crazy 85 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:19,080 I want you to play the first 30 seconds of that trailer. I sent lover of men. Oh 86 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,960 That sounds exciting. Did you watch the trailer? I sent you Sean. Is that about Barack Obama? 87 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:31,040 No, oh, yeah, I did actually just play the first 30 seconds and once the key line is played you could stop it 88 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:36,640 Okay, here we go. Hold on by both Republicans and Democrats. He led the nation through its greatest crisis 89 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:42,360 He's on our currency. We build monuments to him. He's the greatest president the United States has ever had 90 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,980 Today the big question that people are asking is 91 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,400 Was Abraham Lincoln gay? 92 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:01,100 Trying to prove that he's a homosexual yeah, the whole movie is approving trying to prove that he was gay 93 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:06,420 Unbelievable. Why are they doing this? What is their motivation behind this? They're trying to normalize homosexuality 94 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:13,380 They're trying to because that's somebody that the entire country every American looks up to Abraham Lincoln. Well that Ronald Reagan 95 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,700 No, no, no, no, no, and he's a fan 96 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,860 Ronald Reagan like hot Rock Hudson is gay 97 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:19,820 I'm just saying that you know 98 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:25,420 They're trying to normalize it like the diagnostic statistic manual that they put out in the the 70s and 80s 99 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:30,340 You know, they they said that being a homosexual is a personality disorder, right? 100 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:35,020 And they normalized it and there what's the next step pedophilia? 101 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:42,640 That is now in the the spectrum of the diagnostic statistics manual as a personality disorder as opposed to I mean 102 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:47,180 This is just bullshit. They're trying to normalize it. This is disgusting. Yes, it's disgusting 103 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:49,220 Yeah, well, that's a that's a movie coming out this summer 104 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:56,000 So I'm curious to see what kind of reception it gets right and I'm sure it's gonna be doc you is a documentary 105 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:02,500 Yeah, it's a documentary. So the reason why I was saying no no no to Ronald Reagan Sean is because you know 106 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:06,320 They the left does not like Ronald Reagan, right? 107 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:11,460 But the left and the right every American from childhood, you know to to old men 108 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:16,320 They look up to Abraham Lincoln and somebody said what's the greatest president we've ever had? 109 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:19,420 Abraham like dude nine out of ten people would say Abraham Lincoln 110 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:25,220 So they're targeting Abraham Lincoln to be gay and to try to prove that he was gay 111 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:27,220 Because they they want 112 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:34,220 Somebody that we all put on a pedestal to be somebody always normal. Yeah hell hell if Abraham Lincoln was gay 113 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,560 Well, then, you know, we're all gay. I look at it this way 114 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:45,860 I also think that it's a he's a Republican that everybody reveres, especially the Republicans the conservatives 115 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:52,560 Oh, yeah, and the fact that he was the one who you know, the Emancipation Proclamation, you know, quote-unquote freed the slaves 116 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,340 Yep, that how can we bring? 117 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,520 I'm gonna sit down a notch but tear him down make him seem 118 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:07,740 So that is desirable to the conservative party, right? Let's make him gay. So yeah 119 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:10,400 I mean, that's kind of like right out of the the the Cartman 120 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,800 files from 121 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:17,120 South Park, you know stop it. They gotta make him gay, you know, it's kind of bullshit. Look 122 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:24,720 Uh, if Abraham Lincoln was gay homosexual cocksucker, whatever if he was that I don't care 123 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,440 But you know the difference is then and now is that if he was 124 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:35,600 Gay then he look he handled it like all sexuality 125 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:41,800 Sexuality is a private thing. You keep it you keep it. It's a bedroom. It's personal 126 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,420 It's it's what now they're trying to bring it right out to the open 127 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:49,380 And that's the part that's that that's ungodly and that's why 128 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:54,500 That is why God threw wrath on what is the the city? 129 00:06:55,500 --> 00:07:01,500 Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah, it just tossed everything out cuz you guys are fucking stupid and you're you're just I mean look 130 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:04,300 This is getting to the point right now. I mean 131 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:07,640 This is not the direction. I wanted the podcast to go 132 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:14,400 You were you were talking about you were like Abraham Lincoln he's infallible he's like the best president ever 133 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,160 Yeah, I don't believe I said that 134 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:23,940 Oh you didn't I just said let's play the first 30 seconds of this movie. Oh, maybe I misunderstood them 135 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:29,740 Well the name of the movie to lovers of love of yeah lover of men really come on. That's crazy 136 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:34,840 All right. All right, but we're not doing we're not talking about crazy shit. Let's let's talk about fun stuff 137 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,920 The nation through its greatest crisis you want to play it again? 138 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,440 Yeah, just one more time 139 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:47,520 But look at the people talking I know they're all questionable they're all hacks 140 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:54,320 Yeah, they're all actually a has to laugh as she says yeah 141 00:07:54,320 --> 00:08:00,760 You can you can totally tell that that the people interviewing that are being interviewed are there but looking you can tell where they 142 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,280 Where they stand look look back then? 143 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,280 gay 144 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,180 Look you could have relationships with a guy that is 145 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:14,560 That's not it's not right. You were close male friends. I I can I can 146 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:21,800 Weirdly I could touch you guys and it'd be okay because I mean not like touch your junk or anything 147 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,600 But look I can look I mean I could grab you around the shoulder 148 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,320 I'm gonna give you a hug and look there's a difference when you come home. Oh no homo 149 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:34,080 Look, it's not like a broke back broke back mountain moment. You know, this is I'm just like right 150 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:39,160 There's there's nothing wrong with men being affectionate towards each other. I think that's a brotherly love 151 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:43,760 In fact, I think that we need more of that in life and I think that we've become too sanitized 152 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:48,200 We're too afraid to do it. Look. No, it's not like that. And I think that that that's a problem 153 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,980 I think it's a problem that I think all this I think close guy friends that that they care about each other 154 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:59,280 I mean they should be able to say hey, man, I love you brother. Oh, I miss your brother. I mean, you know, that's okay 155 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,640 That's okay. Like you said, we're not touching each other's junk. That's it sleeve 156 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:09,800 Can't wait to sleep with you brother rice really why Jeff so 157 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:21,900 Hurricane event that happened in South Texas. Yes, we did. All right, so it was that burl the hurricane they came through burl 158 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:27,480 Yes, so burl so burl came through in like a male name. I don't know and I don't care 159 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:32,900 So right before that there was the derecho the the the Dorito the derecho 160 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:38,360 Straight-line winds event that occurred some at the end of May. Oh, what is that word derecho? 161 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:43,720 Dude, that's the one that blew out all the windows downtown. It was downtown Houston. Yeah, he did it 162 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:48,280 Well did more. Yes, it did. So what derecho is just like it's very rare. Actually, I don't know if it's rare 163 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,840 But I've never heard of it. Have you are you saying it right? I was gonna say is that a real word? 164 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 er like 165 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,440 Do an AI pronunciation or a reach Oh 166 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,480 You are trying to say derecho 167 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,080 As he reached up who? 168 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,160 Derecho 169 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,280 It's got to be derecho 170 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:16,280 derecho, can't be to read all right how to pronounce we all put that in there. Yeah, it's got to be 171 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,840 Derecho 172 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,520 All right, let's see we go derecho doc 173 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,520 doctor a chow 174 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:33,960 You're not gonna believe what blew through downtown a doctor a chow it blew up everything 175 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:42,400 derecho, you had it right. Hold on. You had it right Sean. I'm amazed. So the derecho is 176 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:47,080 So what is it derecho? What does it mean? Well, I think it was it's a it's a 177 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:53,720 It's a it's a it's a widespread long-lived windstorm that's associated with a band of rapidly moving showers and thunderstorms 178 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,880 So basically what it was it was like a straight. Oh, yeah winds that came through 179 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:05,400 So what what what happens when these straight winds come through is they spawn off a myriad of small little 180 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:06,920 tornadoes 181 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,320 tornado lets 182 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,320 tornado hits 183 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,600 Tornadoes tornado neatos the tornado neatos 184 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:18,040 Hello, how are you today? We're in South Texas and we got little learning on tornadoes 185 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,320 So those little fuckers they're like 186 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:28,920 Fucking destroying shit everywhere right within like the 10 foot by 10 foot square 187 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,760 Your taco stand oh, it's gone fucker 188 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:42,040 So I had to go back to Sanit, Houston and because they had the burl thing right after I went there for the derecho 189 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:47,560 I went there for the derecho and I had to handle some stuff and now I had to go back to handle some stuff for 190 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,520 The the ladies well 191 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:53,920 the good thing is is I got to I got to go back to some of the distilleries out there and I got to 192 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:57,880 meet a buddy of mine and he's an engineer and we had a good time and 193 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,720 Well, when you on we're on the hunt for something in particular 194 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:08,560 Yes, which will bring up ultimately what we're drinking later. So the thing is that I want to we went to total 195 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,560 what am I one of my 196 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,560 Preferred bourbons that I like to do 197 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:23,720 Professionalism oh, it's my alarm to get naked. Oh, yeah, I turned it off. Oh was your wife inviting more teachers? 198 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:30,800 Well, I mean I thought you was like, you know, no, no just alone naked Oh a long time that's gone. So I was 199 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:35,440 Don't you guys have alarms for that? So the one of the preferred 200 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:41,760 Whiskey's I'd person like and you guys like it too is that the the Rebecca Creek put out a double barrel Spanish oak 201 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,400 Yeah, there's a difference between 202 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,760 There's a Spanish oak the Spanish oak itself is a little bit more spicy 203 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:50,600 Okay 204 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:55,600 and the fact that this double barrel gives a little bit more caramely taste to it and it's a little bit darker a little 205 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,600 bit more viscous II and it's a 206 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,320 It's such a 207 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,400 desirable 208 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,000 Bourbon. Yeah, we stumbled on it years ago 209 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,880 Yeah, and we I'm we didn't give it enough attention as we always thought it was good 210 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:14,280 And then all of a sudden they were like, yeah, it's discontinued and I know it it showed up 211 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:20,120 With a much lower proof. It's an 80 proof. Oh, that's what it was. It showed up and it was a double 212 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,400 It was it wasn't even a double barrel though. It's no Spanish oak 80 proof 213 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:30,400 Right, which means they were running out of the shit that they were selling and then they diluted what they had left down to 80 214 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:35,880 Which that's not gonna wish which drives you ape shit crazy. I was like that's just not gonna happen 215 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,840 I mean what the fuck I mean, so I mean you could reverse 216 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:45,160 You could take that bottle of the 80 proof and like heat it up to expel some water 217 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,400 No, does it work like that? 218 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:53,160 That's a vodka to it that you're taking your bottle and pouring it into a saucepan on your stove top 219 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:57,040 Yeah, I'm gonna burn off the water and get it back up to 118 220 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,920 I 221 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,760 Really don't think it works. I think it does work. It can work that way. Okay, but good luck 222 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,640 What if I do it would evaporate first water or? 223 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,760 Don't don't don't make this weird Jeff. So 224 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,320 Think you already went there 225 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,400 So anyways the the hunt now was like oh my god 226 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:20,520 This is so we went to to hunt for the double barrel Spanish oak, Rebecca Creek. So I was full proof 227 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:25,080 Yeah, the barrel strike stuff. So we got a we go to specs 228 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:29,240 We go to total wine. Don't why doesn't carry nowhere nowhere love you Stan. Love you Kevin 229 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,680 Love you all you guys down there, but fucking losers. Don't carry fucking double bar. I'm starting 230 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:36,080 So specs carries it so I went to one of their places 231 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,960 Liquor King liquor Queen so they they they they didn't have it though 232 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:46,880 They had one bottle and they they did a massive search everywhere. We did a massive search everywhere 233 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,320 I did message her and they were like well Houston has and I was like fuck and 234 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:55,080 And then I got my marching orders to go to Houston. I was like you went to dr. A 235 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,160 Yeah, it's a dr. H. Oh 236 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,960 Rachel and 237 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,120 Boom you had a reason. Oh my god 238 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:09,960 So I was like, oh my god, so I procured a total of 14 bottles. That's amazing 239 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:14,240 I did I went on so you somebody helps you do that like somebody 240 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,840 You what do you think you drove all over Houston to a bunch of different alcohol stores? 241 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,840 I called ah 242 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:26,040 You called around and you said I'll take all of them. That's exactly what I said 243 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,320 I said I'll take all of them. Would you like a credit card now? 244 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:34,840 And they were like just come and get them. They're like fuck up. These are good. Yeah, they're like what wrong with you 245 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:41,200 Yeah, I went over to one place and they said we have six I was like, okay cool. So I was like, well, there's two here 246 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:46,280 Where's the rest of them and there was like, oh, I don't know and I was really bummed out and she was like 247 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,880 Oh look, there's a case up there. I was like, oh 248 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:54,920 So those two plus that case which makes it eight so I was like I just picked up eight fucking bottles 249 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,180 Wow, did they look at you like why? 250 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:05,200 She was kind of like, yeah, she kind of wondered why and I explained to her after I had them in my possession 251 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,720 I was like they discontinued them and then she was like 252 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:15,680 Clearly it says we have more so there is more so but let me share with you. This is the way maybe we're wrong 253 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:21,040 No, we're not wrong. So they did discontinue but here's here's what happens is that 254 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:28,680 Specs total one these these distribution these these people buy a certain amount. Yeah, and they allocated them 255 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,160 They said alright 256 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:35,360 Well, we've got a thousand bottles of setup for specs just suspects sure and they've got a thousand bottles 257 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:41,040 It's sitting in a hardware house somewhere and when specs runs out they fill another order 258 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:46,640 They sent it back out. So they have bottles sitting there in the warehouse to fill up specs, right? 259 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,640 but the distribute the the 260 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:55,160 Distiller themselves have discontinued it right? So at some point it's gonna run out it's gonna run out 261 00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:01,660 So yeah, because they were kind of yeah. Yeah, but they're already they're already sending to retailers the 80 proof version 262 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:09,160 Yeah, you would think they wouldn't do that until the other one. I think that is it got something to do with regional access 263 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,320 In because you can't really find it up here 264 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,200 You can find it down here because they're out of the Houston area right or San Antonio, San Antonio 265 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,560 San Antonio and also Dallas actually there's six bottles in Denton right now 266 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,400 That's crazy that I know that but it's like they have six bottles so we can drive Denton pick up six 267 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,080 But I don't care anymore because I hate we sweet you have so much 268 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,120 Well technically I gifted one to because my buddy, you know, we he 269 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,360 gifted me a bottle of yellow rose that that uh 270 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:43,200 That tequila barrel bourbon that we had he bought me a bottle there. He was fucking above and beyond man. I tell you what a 271 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,240 Well, so I got the the whiskies I got a little bit distributive Chuck you got your two 272 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,000 Paul you got you to Jeff you order one. I 273 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:59,760 Ordered well, I have I got them all but I mean I I'm keeping two and I drank I opened one 274 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,480 So there's technically no three open versus drank. Yeah, I drink 275 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:08,480 Drank. Yeah, I drink are you saying you do down the first bottle of the way back? 276 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:14,240 I drink half a bottle. Did you really? Yeah, it was like fucking eight days, dude. Yeah 277 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:19,160 Okay. Okay. I got you. Yeah, I was like what the hell was it amazing. Yeah, it is amazing 278 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,280 I look at my double barrel Spanish. Oh good 279 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:26,680 and you look and here's the thing and I got kind of salty about this because I was talking to the guy at the 280 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:32,440 Yellow rose distillery not Adam. It's the other guy's kind of douchey, but I talked about him before 281 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,440 but the thing about 282 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:41,480 The thing about what the true essence of being an American bourbon is to be out of American white oak, right? 283 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,800 so it's kind of un-american to say alright, well I have a 284 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:51,240 Spanish oak it's like okay. It is bourbon. It qualifies because it's oak doesn't need to be white 285 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,920 I'm sorry doesn't need to be American, but he was started in a white oak barrel finished in a Spanish oak barrel 286 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,940 It's double barreled. Yeah 287 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:04,980 Okay, okay, but it doesn't matter but the fact that even let's just say it was Spanish oak period 288 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,940 It's still oak. It still qualifies. Yeah. Yeah, I was wrong about that 289 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:12,340 I think I was saying that it has to be in an American white oak barrel. It does not 290 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:17,240 It does not the original barrel that it goes into because it could be French oak as well. That's right 291 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:25,340 Or that Brazilian crazy barrel and barana. Yeah, that was yes. Yeah. No it ended up being I had to eat my words on that 292 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:30,980 Terrible, I just thought it was so weird and different but then you were like, oh my god 293 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:37,580 This tastes like a cinnamon toast crunch. I was like, oh I like that. I like that you can pour it on your cereal 294 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:41,380 You should try that. I should I'll do that. That's odd tomorrow morning 295 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:45,740 That bad I'm gonna have a shot after work after we get done here 296 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,540 If you can remember 297 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,260 That's right 298 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:57,020 That was something I needed to do. So I scored a bunch of Rebecca Creek double barrel Spanish oak 299 00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:01,820 Fantastic and Larry you don't know this but you probably will by the time you hear this podcast 300 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:06,260 But you've got a bottle for yourself Scott's got some Chuck's got some we all have some. Yeah, it's great 301 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:10,040 So we'll have it. Well, it's there and if we find some more we'll collect it 302 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,480 But it's that but everybody everybody's tried it right? It's not a matter of like, oh, this is really good 303 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:22,480 You got to try this all by what bottle is it was it like they all tried it before you mean them. Yeah, I 304 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,820 Just kind of sell it up. They're like, all right, I'll take it. I know what Chuck has had it and 305 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:31,860 Scott has had it. I don't think Larry has had it but you know, look, it's a fantastic bottle to have you need to have a new collection 306 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:36,340 It's a shame that they're discontinued, but I get it and it's like one of those things that just passes through 307 00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:39,380 But you know, I'm excited to have it and we have it 308 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:43,480 So the other part of that I found was that just a regular double barrel oak 309 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,200 You're all excited when you came over. I was like 310 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:53,240 Fucking shit, but so I'm going out my friend that for three years engineer down in Houston, Texas 311 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:59,600 His name is Brian and he's a he had turned me on to get on the program. He turned you on 312 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,600 No, not sexually just kind of a you know, he's a he's a great guy 313 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:07,720 He's a wealth of knowledge when it comes to certain things so you can call him up 314 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:12,000 I can call him up with with certain scenarios with in my profession and 315 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:20,000 He's just a wealth of knowledge. He's he really is I can call him and and not only can I get information from to have conversations with other people 316 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:26,480 Based on what he said, but I also asked him to send me some verbiage, you know, I hear like I need to include some 317 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,960 language in my 318 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:35,440 My reporting to reflect this conversation and he will send me a little narrative. It's a he's a really smart guy 319 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,760 So he uses chat GPT. No, he doesn't he's just smart man. He's an Asian dude and 320 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,220 He just knows his shit cool. He stays in Lanes 321 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:44,860 He's a great guy 322 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:51,460 So he he's appreciative of the work that I had given him in the past and and plus we're just good friends 323 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:56,820 I've never met the guy. Oh until this week. I've never met him. I've done business with him for six years 324 00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:03,900 That's I have conversations with him for hours and we just shoot the shit and we just have fun talking and I've never met the guy 325 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:09,500 And we meet him he meet we meet at the Yellow Rose Distillery and we have a couple cocktails there 326 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,500 And he's kind of like and he's like Sean 327 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:17,380 I have a special thing for us set up, you know at the you know, the time so told all I was like 328 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:23,260 I heard him say something and I assumed we were going to go eat sushi somewhere, but it turns out it was a 329 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,980 Fucking hey, I'll take it like I need you to take your clothes off now 330 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,500 That's not happening buddy 331 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,220 But he he was referring to a Thai 332 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:37,040 Massage place. Yes, and so now my spidey senses tingles 333 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:41,980 I oh I really would like a massage cuz he was like, you know, he was telling me what would I because he was like 334 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:46,360 Well, what what I would I get someone like me and he was like, well, you know, he's probably overworked right now 335 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:51,220 He's been in the field for X amount of days and he's it's physically strange. He's tight 336 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,860 Yeah, so he's like, you know, what better thing to give him massage 337 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:57,500 That's great couples. Oh, we were in the same room. Yeah 338 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:04,620 It's a layered massage where you one man on top of another with a work on both at the same time 339 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:08,380 Yes, now we were in separate rooms. So so I show up at this place 340 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:14,300 Well, my wife and I did a couple's rooms. We were in the same room together. Well, that's different. That's different 341 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:20,480 She was full nude full nude. I was you're on top of her. It's a layered massage thrusting. Yes 342 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,220 repulsing 343 00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:28,320 Over there died because my shoulders felt like they're getting ripped out of their socket. Oh, that's not fun 344 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,320 Yeah, so no, I was in my underwear 345 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,800 Oh, you couldn't do it. Huh? You couldn't go full nude underneath this the sheet 346 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,900 I didn't know what to expect and I'm glad because boy 347 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,440 My taint was like right in the air 348 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,360 in his face 349 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,120 They have those sheet dude, but they have the sheet 350 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 There was a dude rubbing you down. Yeah 351 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,360 Disqualified 352 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:59,240 No, I I don't I don't think so female was doing female was massaging my wife and a guy was doing my back 353 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,240 That's not unusual and I 354 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,340 Just saying for me, I'd be like pump the brakes 355 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,320 Well, you don't know could you go in there at least what I did it I'd laid face down first 356 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,600 It was dark in there for one thing. Oh hold on very dark 357 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:18,400 It's go slow and you're laying down and they come in and my wife was over there next to me 358 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,900 Just laying there and slower. They got the you know, the music 359 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,440 Moaning, I don't know why 360 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,440 And then they start walking on your back very beefy fingers 361 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,960 They start walking on your back. What the hell was that your big toe? 362 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,880 See, I I don't know. I couldn't do that. No, that's exactly he's exactly right 363 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,920 So they had the same thing they had these these two rails on the ceiling. Yeah, and I looked up there 364 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,920 I was kind of like all right. I was like 365 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,420 Like there's like a little like like a pole dancing 366 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,560 No, but it looked it was it was great 367 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,440 I didn't have the dynamic that Jeff had where he had his taint this bed 368 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,560 I'm looking in the air like that but bend you all back like that 369 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:04,100 They bent me in a couple different directions, but it was more left to right right left 370 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:09,160 They've been my legs over my time to put my feet over my head. So you're are you kidding me? 371 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,280 No, I was like I don't bend that way 372 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:17,600 So you're saying if you didn't have your underwear on you would have been butt-ass naked with my ass in the air 373 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,160 Fully visible like not under a sheet or anything 374 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,440 Oh, yeah, okay. No, I'm not good with that 375 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,520 So ours might they have a sheet but as soon as I start bending you that she's gone exactly 376 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:32,120 No that they I was fully under a sheet the entire time and mind you I was naked 377 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,680 100% yeah, because you I mean that's that was pretty hard to hide my right. That's okay 378 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,600 Where you're pitching a tent? No, that was but but I've had several 379 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,440 Several erections. No, I've had several massages 380 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,880 I've never like these guys are like they get turned on us 381 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,000 Like I've never been able to get turned on because I actually tried to a couple times 382 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:56,520 It's like they're like sir. Can you please stop rubbing yourself? I was kind of like dude. I'm my dick is so small 383 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,400 Can I please get some sort of chubbiness to make me that look to me? You know, wow Wow. Thanks for sharing 384 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,160 I don't understand. Yeah, great. Well, it's 385 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,840 Faking who's a corning a 386 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,160 acorn 387 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:15,760 But the point is is it was a wonderful experience. They didn't contort me like that you 388 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:22,480 Did I mean that you did not have an enjoyable experience it hurt the back was good with their massage the back and 389 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:28,120 In the legs, but as soon as they started the with the shoulders could have bad shoulders for one thing 390 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:33,920 See, they probably didn't know that you had an injury. No, I was told them to stop they got to the point where I was like 391 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,920 all right, you just stop it but they they stopped naturally and 392 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,640 And then they moved to the light the cracking and I know because we just 393 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:50,480 Move to the hips they didn't fart on it and then the legs start going over your head 394 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:55,000 I'm just like so the massage I got was half Swedish massage 395 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:00,080 But maybe that's why maybe that's why because they don't have time to do all the contortion. So my 396 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,980 And I and I think I'm so happy they I did that because I had a choice because there's a little little thing 397 00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:10,640 I was checking boxes. Well, what do you want? You want this? You want that? I was like, I have no fucking idea 398 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,640 It was like select your pain level. Yeah 399 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,960 Well, I mean look I bet you're maybe fine. Look I I 400 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:23,120 Enjoyed it. It wasn't like your I mean they did contort me a little bit and there was some some there was some part of us 401 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,120 Kind of like all right. This is a little over-the-top 402 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:32,040 But it still does feel good and you know at the end of it an hour and a half like flew by it 403 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:37,240 I just want a normal I spent so long since I've had a massage, but I just want a normal one with a you know 404 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:42,320 Will they rub you and I don't want like my legs bent over my head and I don't want weird shit going on 405 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,520 So I don't people trampling on me from the ceiling. I will tell you it actually feels good 406 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,960 I will tell you that there there's a small part of me that had some concerns 407 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,520 Okay. So first of all, I 408 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,440 Am at a massage place. I didn't vet them. I have no idea. All right 409 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:03,760 I you weren't sure if if this is a happy ending. Yeah, you weren't sure if your buddy was like get you know 410 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:09,200 Hooking me up. I was like, okay. You know, so I'm kind of like and I was like kind of like sheepish, you know 411 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,040 It's kind of like I don't know what's gonna happen here 412 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,200 And then you know when she climbs up so you weren't really relaxing cuz you were thinking at any moment 413 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,760 I was a little she gets ripped off of you and all sudden weird shit starts happening 414 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:26,520 Yeah, yeah that but so let me walk you through this. So I'm laying on my face, you know with my butt in the air 415 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:33,240 I'm fully covered and I feel her climb up on the bed. Oh boy, and look I've had a couple massages 416 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,720 I'm not a massage expert by any means when I say a couple literally like to and you're like our life 417 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,920 This is not normal. Yeah, so I see again cuz I haven't ever had a Taiwan 418 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,160 I just have a regular one and you know this one they she literally stood on my body 419 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:51,840 She was standing is she's standing on my calves. Yes. She was standing on my thighs my butt my lower back 420 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,600 She went all the way ever on everything and they're digging. Oh, yeah 421 00:28:55,600 --> 00:29:02,280 With her heels toes and she was so it was so awesome in but the but again, let's get back up to 422 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:08,240 You know, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what level is my is this guy thinking I'm 423 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,920 I'm like that and you know, I'm gonna get a reach. I have no idea what's going on 424 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,840 So but she climbs up on the bed 425 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,940 She's between my legs because my legs are apart. So her knees or her legs are between me and I'm like, okay 426 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:27,600 Oh boy, this is hearing a strap on being clicked on. Oh, ha ha ha ha ha click click 427 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,000 What are you putting on? What are you doing back there? I'm numbing your anus right now 428 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,300 Light a cane on that is a little that's way too large for me 429 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,520 All the sudden my Spanish starts coming out to book who to book who 430 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,040 That'd be a nightmare it's like no no, don't do that don't do that. No your friend paid for that 431 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:55,200 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no free free. No, no, no. He says like big one 432 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,840 Oh, no 433 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,840 Black no, no 434 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,400 So like the whole experience even though I was a little sheepish. The whole experience was fun 435 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:09,520 I tell you what when I was done with mine, I felt great. Yeah, it was the process that yeah 436 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,040 I did not care for and she washed me. Oh 437 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,920 Like so the ball tell that story slowly. Okay, so wait 438 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,360 Slow down. So he looked at everything they would ease into this story 439 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,720 He's so what they did is they they would work on you 440 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,400 So you're on your back and then you're on your front but on your back they do quarters 441 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,280 So they do work with one leg, right? 442 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:33,120 They lift the sheet up and you expose that area and she gets a little little pump action 443 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,000 Little pumps a little oil on there. She gives you good rub down, right? Yep 444 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,600 and then when she's done rubbing you down she comes back with a hot towel and 445 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:49,320 Cleans off the effluent or with the excess that's on your leg and the effluent excess and just kind of wipes it all off 446 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,080 It gets between the toes and everything 447 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:56,280 I was calling this is very thorough and then she goes the next leg and does that and she goes to your back and then 448 00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,240 Does the same thing rubs you down and then wipes it all off. Yep, and then the the shoulders 449 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,360 How long have you last showered? 450 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,440 You Harry. Yeah, lots of you Harry lots of stuff between toes 451 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,200 a little fun guy 452 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:18,220 Yeah, I like to like that part of the massage was beautiful is great it was the contortions that got me 453 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:18,600 Oh, yeah 454 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,160 No, that'd be that's too much 455 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,400 She did a contort me and then when I say from far left to right from right to left 456 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,040 that was a little over the top because I was kind of like 457 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:34,460 Really? I was gonna fart all over cuz they're I was trying to but yeah, cuz they're pushing your legs down 458 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:38,360 I'm like pushing it back. I was like look a fart right in your face 459 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,160 That's like that's like when you're in PE and you have partners and you're doing sit-ups 460 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,400 Right in the other person's face holding your hands down. I've totally done that you did on purpose not well 461 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,440 You could have held it 462 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:54,560 That's probably true too, but I really don't recall but I do recall farting and it was a little excessive 463 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,680 So yes, I now that I think about it. I recall because the first one was like a little sorry 464 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,520 and then the second was like 465 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,120 Right. Well shit. I've been Sean's partner has to go to the nurse. Yes 466 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,240 What's in your eye? 467 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,400 So is this 468 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,320 Invented wet wipes yet. They just had I'm sorry 469 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200 Popal alcohol swab on his face 470 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:29,000 I'm out of my mouth your floss. That's just wretched 471 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:34,160 It's awful. So anyways, I get the the bottles of Rebecca Creek and I 472 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,280 Pack up and I head back. I'll tell you what it was a jam-packed thing 473 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,880 so my job for some of those dudes like us out that listen this podcast is I'm a 474 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:50,420 Independent adjuster and I assess damn just for commercial buildings. I work for a specific company, which I won't name but I show up on 475 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:55,420 Catastrophe sites and I assess damages. So but the problem was is 476 00:32:56,180 --> 00:33:02,340 Well that it was raining for the entire time. I was there so I can't legally from OSHA standards 477 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:03,340 You can get on roofs 478 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:07,780 I did get on some roofs, but it was kind of like these little windows of opportunity that happened 479 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:13,580 But technically if I were playing by OSHA standards, I probably get in trouble because but I was like fuck it man 480 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:15,580 You know, I'm gonna man up 481 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:17,580 Almost said you had to take the vaccine. Oh 482 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:21,380 Sure, they're trying Lord. Well, otherwise you'd have to go back 483 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,980 You're recognizing that if you don't get this shit done while you're down there 484 00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:29,540 You're gonna have to go back down there again or stay or stay that was not gonna happen 485 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:33,380 But you know what? Look, I did I did my job and I assessed the damages 486 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,860 I looked at everything but it was just like it was just I mean funny. I showed up and 487 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:43,180 I had a bye and the guy was laughing at me man. I was like looking I'm on my way there 488 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,260 It's fucking pouring down rain. I need to swing by a whole bunch of people 489 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:50,220 I need to swing by Home Depot and I need to pick up a rain suit and he was just laughing 490 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:52,220 We saw a picture of it. Yeah 491 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:54,220 No, you said the Terra. Oh 492 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:01,140 Yeah 493 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:07,740 Not a good look I took like gave like I took like three or four pictures of that and I forgot because I had sent that 494 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:15,140 File through a cloud system to several engineers to provide fee budgets and I forgot that I had taken that picture in the bathroom 495 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:18,940 And the fact Brian was like no Brian was kind of yeah 496 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:24,060 I know I noticed your picture in the bathroom with you giving yourself the bird. That was still funny 497 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:29,100 And I'm like, oh holy shit. I sent that to three different firms 498 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:33,060 Yeah, that's total professionalism, right? 499 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:36,580 Dope oh 500 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:44,660 Yeah, whatever Sean Sean Sean, whatever man. I'm Sean motherfucking. Oh, yeah 501 00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:47,220 Did you have any good meals down there? 502 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:52,140 so every morning I woke up and had the I had the breakfast and 503 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:55,300 You know, it's all rinse for Pete, you know, I saw such baddies 504 00:34:55,300 --> 00:35:00,100 Yeah, something like that fake eggs and whatever just shitty hotel stuff like yeah 505 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:04,780 I mean look actually so I powdered powdered eggs it look this was a 506 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:09,460 It wasn't it was a little bit upper tier from the normal shitty hotel food 507 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,060 Oh good 508 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:13,180 so they had a they had a couple extra layers of stuff and 509 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:17,540 I made a mistake one day where I end up eating 510 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:23,500 I'm trying to think what is that? It's a chorizo chorizo. So they had one of the part 511 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,100 So they had the eggs every morning 512 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:29,220 They had bacon sausage eggs and then they would have like a little taco bar 513 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:33,700 Sometimes it'd be like pulled chicken and sometimes it sounds great. It was actually really good 514 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:39,360 Yeah, and but I like Teresa when I put like a big old spoon on my plate cuz I wouldn't I don't I'm trying to eat 515 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,900 Any carbs you never know chorizo? You never know how spicy it can be 516 00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:51,220 Well, the spiciness wasn't the problem cuz I added extra spice to it anyways, but the problem was is I became thermal nuclear 517 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:56,780 About three hours later. Oh, yeah, my asshole smelled like burnt plastic 518 00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:01,260 Remember the styrofoam we were burning oh, yeah way worse 519 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:07,340 That's that can't be healthy, oh it can't be so I was kind of like seriously you're around people we just like those yeah 520 00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:09,340 Yeah, well 521 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:11,340 They probably had to sell the rental car 522 00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:17,420 Well, I still have it. I gotta drop it off tomorrow. I have to like have it detailed 523 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:21,420 It's before I return it. Yeah, permanently stained. Did you smoke in this? 524 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,420 No, my asshole exploded in it 525 00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:27,420 Yeah, those are those are that's that those are burn marks 526 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:33,420 You just spray a little Febreze in there or something a lot on the way back. I swung by 527 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:38,780 College station I visited my son Preston cool his beautiful girlfriend Kara 528 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:41,780 Probably doesn't appreciate me saying that but I'll get over it 529 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:49,900 So that visited them we went out to Cracker Barrel and had a little lunch took him shop and picked up some groceries and 530 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,620 Dropped him back off at the 531 00:36:52,620 --> 00:37:02,060 She has a thing so he moved out of that apartment and moved into a house with her and another roommate and she's got three dogs and 532 00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:08,060 These is the the the dogs were like like your German Shepherd one of them big 533 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:14,060 One of them was a German Shepherd long-haired German Shepherd and this dog looked like a fuck-a-wolf 534 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,060 It was very angry and intimidating 535 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:23,660 Look, oh damn and the other one there was a it was a German Shepherd technically I think but it was kind of a collie style 536 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:30,460 German Shepherd and it was sweet and and the other one I don't even know what it was like a good mud like a 537 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:36,060 Something why does ship three dogs? Well, it's kind of unusual for a college 538 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:40,460 Female college any college student to have three dogs 539 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:46,860 I got nothing. I don't know. It's a pretty big expense. Well, it's a big dog and it's so limiting 540 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:50,860 You know what I mean? Yeah, well, they even one dog is limiting but three of them shit 541 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:52,860 They're they're both big dogs and they're intimidating 542 00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:55,900 I mean when I got there I was kind of like are these fuckers gonna eat me, you know 543 00:37:55,900 --> 00:38:02,460 Cuz I showed up there last time I was up and or when I went down and I went there and the dogs were outside 544 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:08,460 And they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like 545 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:13,300 Is this actual dog existence, you know, like a dog on a delivery 546 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:17,980 Yeah, my dog actually seems to have beenacked and sometimes I say man he's like panicked 547 00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:21,260 He's like are you kidding me man? and they're all like 548 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:26,460 That's so funny. Like I don't think he like to put in front of me like this 549 00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:34,780 Oh my gosh, they were like indispensable because I 550 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:40,020 I was at the kitchen island. I put my hands on the island and then she let the dogs in she stood next to me 551 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:43,200 And press was on the other side and you know, they they came up 552 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,040 They kind of barked for a little bit they calmed down and you know 553 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:50,640 one of them was always super friendly and the other one was kind of a little timid and it came up to me and 554 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:56,660 You know within seconds it kind of like like I said because I had my crocs on and my dog Bronco 555 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:59,780 He said infused his smell of my croc so they smelt that was yeah 556 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:07,960 This smells cool, but the dog that was demon dog the wolf dog. Yeah, the it was whiskey and the dog is sweet 557 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:13,420 But oh my god, you know how those dogs are. Oh, yeah, it was like give me one good reason 558 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:18,180 Yeah, kill you. Oh my god. It was I could hear you singing that song and there's like give me one reason 559 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:26,740 They're gonna be sitting in the corner, but they're always looking they're like make one move motherfucker 560 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:31,060 I just dare you dare you I will I will penetrate you 561 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:37,620 With everything dogs turned out to be pretty sweet by the time I left there. They were just like all hoping you know 562 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:43,700 Well, there's no humping going on with it a naked fest. It was that was fully clothed. Oh, okay 563 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:48,720 I thought that you're on I thought that's how you bond with your animals. That's only with peanut butter 564 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:57,300 I could play what you say put it on your butthole. Yeah, that was disturbing and 565 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,240 Like hey, yeah, I need you to be careful about no no, no, I got this yeah 566 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,880 Yeah, I've smoothed the every time prefer smooth not chunky and you might not want to be in the room when you see this 567 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,940 So, you know the person help me get outside now bond with your dog 568 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:18,460 Really that's so anyways that was the experience down there 569 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:22,900 I came back with a bunch of bottles of Rebecca Creek. So it was a huge score and 570 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:29,540 I just took pull off this my first poll. We think good. We'll talk about now 571 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,900 We're kind of we're kind of chatting about it already 572 00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:37,380 The Rebecca Creek double barrel so 573 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:41,940 But not when I was down at the when I was down there and I'll show you 574 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:46,860 The double barrel Rebecca Creek the double barrel Spanish oak. They were like, oh, well, we have some of this double barrel 575 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:51,340 And you're like, oh my god, that's gotta be you know, I first I was like bitch, please and I looked over there 576 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:55,260 I was like, this is 115 proof and he was like I'll take four cases 577 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:57,980 I 578 00:40:57,980 --> 00:41:00,980 Was like well, how much is it? She's like, it's like, you know 60 bucks and I was like, oh, it's the same price 579 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:04,100 I was like I tell you what I I don't know if we have this 580 00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:07,700 But I'm gonna get it because if we don't have it that I'm gonna include in the collection 581 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:13,460 And if we do have it, then I'll just keep it my collection and I just took a taste of it and my first taste 582 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:15,460 I'm gonna take another one. It's good 583 00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:19,060 I think it's all right. Yeah, I have no complaints about this at all 584 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,860 What's the proof on this? 585 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:23,860 115 oh 586 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:30,260 Yours is 111 minus 115 discrepancy here guys. You got it. You got the one that the one that we bought for the podcast is 111 587 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:32,260 The one I brought back from 588 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:34,260 Houston is 115 589 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:36,260 But I think it's a good one 590 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:42,300 But I think it's good. Yeah, it's it's good. It's it's not amazing. It's missing 591 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:48,860 It's comparing to the the the Spanish barrel double oak the Spanish barrel 592 00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:51,300 It's it's got a little bit more spice going on 593 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:58,260 I was gonna say it could probably pop with more flavor. I think the little richer maybe I think it finishes really fast 594 00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:02,340 Yeah, yeah, it's got I taste the raisins. I taste grapes in there 595 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:07,060 You know that I taste the sweetness on the finish like 20 seconds after you could kind of taste the 596 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:12,060 Raisins is a really good one on the on the finish like wait, but it disappears really quick 597 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:16,980 Yeah, it doesn't it doesn't pop with flavor. It doesn't it's got some black white pepper 598 00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:18,660 You know good that I think it's solidist 599 00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:22,300 So to me if it doesn't pop with flavor and it doesn't have super richness 600 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:27,740 It can't be in the sevens for sure. So I would put this probably six six. I'll put it at six nine 601 00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:30,560 Okay, we have six seven. Yeah 602 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,200 Yeah, it's good. It's good solid. Yeah 603 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,440 Definitely part of the collection. Well, now we don't have it but 604 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,320 That's right. We did 605 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,360 Infinity, but I dumped in six ounces into the infinity bottle 606 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,360 So look could have done three more ounce or two more ounces each. What well, I mean I have another bottle 607 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:53,400 So here's the thing I keep the bottle in my collection and you guys can fuck off or you guys can give me 608 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,720 20 bucks a piece and I can bring it over here 609 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,480 Mmm, I think it's readily available, right? I 610 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,480 don't know I 611 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:05,000 Don't know discuss. Yeah, bitch. It's 20 bucks 612 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:11,200 Well, let me bring up my Brazilian and mammon nominate wood. I paid for that 613 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:16,120 Are we putting that in the collection? Well, if you bring it, yes, we're splitting hairs now 614 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,880 Oh, well, yeah, I wasn't I got the sweet heat. I'm giving you fuck. I'm shit. I'm shitting. I mean, I'm 615 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:27,840 All right, you're giving me fucks in your shit. Yeah, I don't know what you said. I don't know what I'm saying right now fucking meltdown. Yeah, I 616 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:35,400 So look I'm gonna I'm gonna change gears here because you had mentioned something was rather disturbing something about the 617 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,760 Taylor Swift stabbing. Oh, yeah. Is that all about? 618 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,120 Really? 619 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:46,680 Taylor Swift it was no no no no party though, right? Yeah, so we were some dance party in Great Britain or 620 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,800 England or London, I don't know and 621 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,080 it was like a dance team maybe like a 622 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,680 dance 623 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,680 What is what do you call those a dance venue? 624 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:04,160 Like where girls learn to dance and stuff and so they were having a party was a Taylor Swift themed party 625 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:12,680 And some psycho walked into yeah, it's a dance themed yoga class in a psycho walked in and attacked them with a knife 626 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:18,760 We say the girls were only age from 6 to 9 the brutal attack happened on Monday 627 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:23,440 Five other children and two adults were also hurt in the attack and are in critical condition 628 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,880 Police say they have arrested a 17 year old suspect 629 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,480 It was 17 Taylor Swift says she is completely in shock over what happened 630 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:36,680 She wrote on Instagram the horror of the attack in Southport is washing over 631 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:43,160 Southport she said she's at a complete loss for how to ever convey her sympathies to these families not a fan of this 632 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:50,560 But I acknowledge but I will tell you I will tell you tonight. We are learning more about the but I will tell you she 633 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,800 Loves her fans. Oh, yes, she does. She's gonna a hundred percent take care of those families 634 00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:02,440 Totally take care of those families. Oh, yeah, I can promise you and she's gonna visit them in the hospital and she's gonna 635 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,760 You know make sure they're set for life in terms of money and because she's awesome that way 636 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,400 She is she really is it's too bad. She's a Democrat 637 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,560 Yeah, I woman for Kamala 638 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:18,920 She I honestly I don't think she knows better. I know that's insulting right for it's insulting 639 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:26,600 It's insulting for us to say that somebody who who likes Kamala Harris or is a Democrat is you know? 640 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,600 Misinformed and stupid and doesn't know it better. That's what I'm saying 641 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:37,520 It is insulting right it's insulting for me to say that and I feel bad for those Democrats those blue dog Democrats that simply all 642 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:43,760 They want in life is is to provide for our community because that's really the spirit of being a Democrat is 643 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,120 That some of our taxes goes towards 644 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:52,040 Going back into the community and you know Republicans are kind of trying to strip away all of our 645 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,760 The money that we're passing out to all these frivolous 646 00:45:54,760 --> 00:46:01,320 Entities that distribute money in weird ways that we're like come on man the 647 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:07,360 Spirit of being a Democrat is good. I mean wanting to help people they want better for the country, right? 648 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,160 Yeah, they it is but it's like they take it too far 649 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,960 They've taken it too far, you know, they're the philanthropy 650 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:20,720 It's one thing when like Taylor Swift for example, it's one thing for Taylor Swift or Donald Trump 651 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:25,000 You know that has a lot of money and they're kind of like I want to help these people out 652 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:31,360 And I'm gonna do it, you know, but when you when it's not your fucking money and it's my money 653 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,880 It's your money. They're gonna tell you how to spend your money 654 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,920 I would have government money don't fucking go around giving my money away 655 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:45,120 I mean I want to be for programs that don't charge of where my money's going right and I don't mind spending if you say 656 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,320 Hey, look, I'm you know 657 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,640 We've got a hundred percent of our taxes are here and you're gonna spend two percent here five percent there 658 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:56,360 Whatever and if you want to allocate, you know ten percent to some weird area 659 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,720 I'm like, all right, you know ten percent I can handle that 660 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:06,400 But when you start like hey, well, we're gonna send 120 billion dollars to fucking Ukraine, right? 661 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:12,080 And you don't have an inventory or an assessment of where that money went to no oversight 662 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,080 You know what the hell man? 663 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:19,560 Dude a perfect a perfect example of that is you know, they believe that the government should solve all these problems, right? 664 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,760 Well, California tried to solve their homeless problem and they dedicated what? 665 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:30,600 28 billion dollars to it gone and it's gone and they and it didn't solve the problem and they don't know where the money went 666 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:35,200 I mean that that their homeless problem is worse. It's worse. It's the classic example of 667 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:43,240 The government throwing money at something and there's so many layers of corruption so many layers of corruption 668 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:47,280 So many layers of its inefficiency that that's not the answer 669 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,640 It's also the virtue we know of the Democrats where they have these grand ideas 670 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:59,560 But they can't get past the the the idea part and the ramifications or the outcomes of those decisions 671 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,880 The unintended consequences of legislation. Yeah, they don't think down the road and go if I do this 672 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,880 It's gonna impact this this and this right? 673 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:11,560 Well, they say it doesn't matter because we're gonna be in charge the next four years and we'll just find it 674 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,360 We'll just find that money somewhere. We'll cover that up not not cover it up 675 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:21,760 But we'll we'll find a way to rationalize it California is like 50 billion dollars in debt. Yeah, probably more probably more 676 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:27,060 I mean another example, right? So California was like our prisons are getting overcrowded, right? 677 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:31,540 And and they looked at you know, what are people getting jailed for? Oh because they're shoplifting 678 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:35,520 Oh, but they're shoplifting like six hundred dollars or eight hundred dollars and they're like well shit 679 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,680 We wouldn't have this many people in jails if we're spending 680 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,760 We're spending five thousand dollars a month on that prisoner, right? Fuck it. Just let them go 681 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:48,040 No, well, they say tell you what let's not jail them if they if they steal less than a thousand 682 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,460 Right and so they're like because it doesn't make sense to have them in jail when they were spending all that money 683 00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:59,460 You know take and so they say if you do anything less than a thousand we want to arrest you then look what fucking happens 684 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:07,360 All these people are going around stealing less than a thousand still need companies go under and leave still need there's there needs to be 685 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:12,440 Consequences for it and that's probably the problem letting them letting them out with no consequence. They want to 686 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,200 sold no bail 687 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,260 Consequence when you just get one that basically turn around you walk back out, right and they go steal 688 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:24,880 999 dollars more of worth of stuff and then all these companies are like yeah, we're not gonna do business here anymore 689 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,080 So they're leaving California in droves and people are shocked. Why? 690 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,760 one's really bad 691 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:37,960 That's where we talked about this as a solution is if you have like a candy bar and the candy bar cost a dollar 692 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:45,640 On now it cost a thousand dollars it cost you add a thousand dollars to whatever the cost is and that way it's a thousand 693 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:50,680 And one dollars that way it's over the limit and when you get to the cash register to pay it they give you a coupon 694 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:59,240 Well, I mean whatever I mean, but you see what's happening. It's unintended consequences 695 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:04,200 They don't think past their own nose. Well, and they don't they don't factor in human nature, right? 696 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,280 Human nature is to exploit to to take advantage of to to be a mooch to be to be irresponsible 697 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:16,760 Human nature sucks. Well, it's just like you know, we talked about it because the push of the 698 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:21,560 Green agenda in California where they're pushing those people do electric car the Green New Deal 699 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:26,000 Well, a lot of people are getting these electric vehicles now their gas tax 700 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,320 As right. Oh, no, keep going and yeah, so so people are not buying gas. They're not buying gas 701 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,000 They're not making the money they made before so keep going and they're not gonna be able to repair their roads 702 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,080 So now there there's a shortfall, right? 703 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:45,960 So those are 38% tax put on every single gallon every single gallon of gas that you buy 704 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:50,760 There's 38% of that goes well in Texas. It goes back into the California 705 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,940 So what California has done is that they they're actually started to tax the cars now 706 00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:03,200 So now they started adding up how much is now it's less expensive to get a gas car than for electric 707 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,520 Yeah, so we so what did they do as far as the expensive? 708 00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:12,320 Evie well, I heard that well, this is what on the radio. They said they're they're doing a pilot program 709 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,360 To start charging by the mile 710 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,880 Just for EVs or for EVs 711 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:23,360 So EV owners there they're picked a thousand EV owners like that. They're piloting this and says, okay you drive 712 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:30,040 It was a ridiculous amount who who would sign up for a program to get charged for this. I 713 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:36,720 Don't know where they pick like jury duty. It could be you're in this pilot program. Oh, I don't know 714 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,720 I don't know how you so pissed. Oh, yeah 715 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,360 Okay, but they're gonna roll this out and these all these electric vehicles are gonna be like 716 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,960 Fuck this just got really expensive 717 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,960 I'm gonna ask you guys a question 718 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:53,960 This is kind of a left turn. So Shelly and I have been talking about what what do we want to do for our next big vacation? 719 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,480 Run an EV and see how far you can go 720 00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:02,920 No, because you won't get very far. No, but really we want to and so one thing we we always do cruises 721 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:10,640 We always go to Mexico or we you know, but we have actually not explored the United States like at all 722 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,320 So I have two questions 723 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:18,080 If we're gonna plan like a big I mean who nobody can do two-week vacations anymore 724 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:23,120 But if we were to do a two-week vacation where we're gonna drive around America 725 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:31,040 Anymore two weeks. Well, okay. I was gonna ask you. So what is my first question is what is the best way to enjoy? 726 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,320 America's national parks like is it you know, just example 727 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:40,600 Do you rent an RV or do you just fly to each one or do you do ones that are clustered? 728 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:45,700 Do you do ones that are clustered? I don't think and then the second question. Hold on second question is wait 729 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:47,700 What are the ones we should hit? 730 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:52,480 I'd hit I'd hit the ones there's a lot wouldn't go before out East I 731 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,720 would break it down and say we're doing a regional area regional because 732 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:04,840 It's gonna take you an extremely long time to drive somewhere. So my wife has a has an uncle an aunt 733 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:10,240 Aunt Judy. Hey shout out to Aunt Judy. She uh, she has an RV and 734 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,760 She just completed a 50-state. Oh 735 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,440 Good for her. Well, maybe not 50. I don't think she went to Alaska 736 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:25,680 She didn't want to or Hawaii because that's kind of hard to drive there in my work where Rico. I know it took it took months 737 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,840 Yes, or months and months, of course 738 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:33,040 But it was it was something that they wanted to do and she and her girlfriend hopped in this little RV 739 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,580 And it was it wasn't a huge RV camper 740 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:41,160 But it was big enough for two people and sure they can do whatever they want there and they hit all the states 741 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,000 So they basically they traveled all through Florida because she's from Florida 742 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:49,620 So they traveled zigzagging all up and down and then they awesome 743 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:54,460 And they had a great time and they've got a little map and they've got these stickers of all the different places 744 00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:58,300 They go. I think it's cool. So to answer your question in my opinion 745 00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:06,340 I think the only way you can search or travel these places then is is to do an RV like just we're not retired 746 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:14,000 Okay, but look this is this this has multi legs to this adventure, you know, because you do sections at a time 747 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,360 You can't yeah, okay. You have to pick an area. Yeah. Yeah now 748 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,820 Do you fly there and then you that's just it if you have the? 749 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:26,000 Most of us don't have the money to drop 120 thousand dollars on an RV, right? So there's one 750 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:33,080 Well, they number two way cheaper ones. But yeah, well, but you want to be comfortable and that's they do have but number one 751 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:37,240 You got any an RV regardless the cost so there's cost getting that and you know 752 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:40,900 Then it's it's like the travel time to get there could take you know, four days 753 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:46,320 Yeah, so it's there's that and you know, and then you had four days back and four days back 754 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:50,880 So there's a week, you know a week and a half and then you want to spend some time there you want to you want to 755 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:55,580 Spend an extended time like a week as you will not only want to get there. It's not just getting there 756 00:54:55,580 --> 00:55:01,000 I mean part of the vacation is getting there. Okay, it's experience spending time with your family road trip 757 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,580 And you're stopping in different places 758 00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:02,960 Yes 759 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,600 You get to hit all the different Buc-ee's heading there and just kind of compare them 760 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:11,000 Whatever the little Pokemon stops whatever you got going on up at every Buc-ee's no demand 761 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,840 but look so to answer the question if you're gonna be going to these national parks my recommendation would be to fly there or 762 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,040 Just you know 763 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:23,160 But it would be to fly there and expend the try to to spend most of your time 764 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:28,680 There because you want to experience everything so you want to yield the most amount of time at that park, right? 765 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:35,600 And then you ideally ideally you would find a cluster of them that would be within driving distance of each other 766 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:41,960 That's hard. There are some but there are many like Yellowstone is way up there in the what the Montana 767 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:49,020 Utah wherever the hell that is way up north, right? So are you saying you spend a week you pick one and you spend a week there 768 00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:52,020 Is that what people do camp yeah, I 769 00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:55,500 Tell you what. All right, so I procured I've got I got a list here 770 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:58,060 So we're gonna start that is one through sixteen 771 00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:03,540 So we're gonna start the most the best the best US national travel the USA 772 00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:08,660 Us news dot-com national parks in the USA the best national parks 773 00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:11,420 So this is this is a it's a random list from 16 774 00:56:11,420 --> 00:56:17,060 So but they're in order and so the very number 60 is the Rocky Mountain National Park 775 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:22,220 That's very generic. Where is that? Yes, very okay 70 Myers northwest of Denver 776 00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:25,460 so although at roughly 777 00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:32,140 265,000 acres the Rocky Mountain National Park isn't the country's largest national park nor is the most frequented 778 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:39,900 With about four million annual or anal visitors. I think it's annual. Oh, but there are definitely mountain national 779 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:44,700 Parks more than 12 million visitors. Hold on. Sorry, but there's something definitely magical about the 780 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:47,660 the place the national park which rises about 781 00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:53,820 14,000 259 feet into the Colorado sky at the highest point. I don't think you would do well Jeff. Yeah, Jeff 782 00:56:53,820 --> 00:56:55,820 You would do well either 783 00:56:55,820 --> 00:57:00,500 You know you're going to 14,000 feet. Yeah, I have to sucks. I think it's great 784 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:03,060 Yeah, but I'm I straw. I'm very hardy though 785 00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:07,940 Very hardy very durable and hardy. This is bird so 786 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,580 The Colorado sky the highest point long 787 00:57:12,580 --> 00:57:17,660 Peak is the highest part that's a 14,000 259 the main attraction hiking park whatever 788 00:57:17,660 --> 00:57:21,060 So what Rocky Mountain is exactly imagine that Rocky Mountain you're in Colorado 789 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:27,940 Yeah, it's gonna be beautiful mountains. It's gonna be you know, beautiful everything, right? Okay. All right. That's fair enough 790 00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:32,940 All right. That's number 16 number 15. Yeah, we're back into the mountains against the Mount Rainier 791 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:36,300 That's in Washington, right? That is in the Cascade Range 792 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:40,420 Which I believe is in Washington State, right? Washington State. Yes 793 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:48,060 Paradise which is no no, that's number one. Oh, that's one of the mountains within the national Mount Rainier National Park 794 00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:54,540 The six best it says the six best things to do while you're in the Mount Correct your national park, correct 795 00:57:54,540 --> 00:58:00,700 So the 14,000 410 foot tall at active volcanoes active for which the park is 796 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:08,220 Named in truly an amazing site whether you're coming to the tackle the mountain on challenging hiking or eager to see the mountains 797 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:11,580 On challenging hiking or eager to see the Paradise Wildflower Mountain 798 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:16,020 Metals or driving to the sunrise the highest point so that's cool 799 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:21,180 In other words if you wanted to go to Washington State and go to Mount Rainier Park 800 00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:25,500 There's enough shit to do there to keep you busy for a week. Oh 801 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:28,100 Shit. Oh boy 802 00:58:28,580 --> 00:58:33,740 Shit, you just lost the whole list. Yeah. We're back. We're back. So in other words, you're right 803 00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:35,740 So the eyes so go back 804 00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:38,340 Like so no mountain rain one more 805 00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:47,900 So Mount Rainier Mount Rainier the 14,000 410 foot tall Mount Rainier is the highest peak in the Cascade Range and the tallest volcano in the 806 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,900 Contingent United States 807 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:53,900 So anyways another mountainous one. There we go. Another rocky another 808 00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:57,900 No, you're going the wrong direction. Hi number 14. Hawaii's not on the list. I don't think 809 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,900 Hawaii's not on the list. I don't think 810 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:03,900 Hawaii's amazing, but that's not affordable for most people 811 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:06,820 Let's skip to 13 the Olympic National Park 812 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:10,940 That's in Washington, Oregon as well, right? Is it yes 813 00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:13,660 Pacific Northwest. Yep coastline 814 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:18,620 Then you have the Sequoia National Park. Is that number? 815 00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:23,140 12 12. Yeah, all right, scroll down Sequoia National Park 816 00:59:23,140 --> 00:59:29,540 Okay, so that's if you if whoever's listening if you had not seen a Sequoia those big-ass 817 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:35,380 It's impressive amazing trees. It is you have to do it before you do so. Where's this gotta be a bucket list item? 818 00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:40,260 It's in Northern, California. I will tell you that when we went down to Lake Tahoe 819 00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:48,020 You know, I recall us those weren't Sequoia trees, but they look very similar to the picture. That's that shows here 820 00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:50,020 we had set up a hammock and 821 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:55,940 You know, I was looking straight up because I took some pictures of me in the hammock looking straight up at those trees 822 00:59:55,940 --> 01:00:00,660 You know look just like that. Yeah, and it was beautiful. Were they like eight feet around? 823 01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:03,300 Are those? 824 01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:07,300 Yes, they're ginormous. Yeah, we're bigger than they're ridiculous. Yeah, they're 825 01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:14,100 275 feet tall 36 foot in diameter. Yes, it's amazing. So that has 826 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:19,380 That is that is amazing. First of all, you have you you that's ridiculous 827 01:00:19,380 --> 01:00:22,820 That has to be on everybody's bucket list to see a Sequoia 828 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:27,860 All right number two number 11. I well actually I want to fucking dive into that man 829 01:00:27,860 --> 01:00:34,020 I would love to see that so I wonder if I have a mirror woods. What if they have any like petrified Sequoia trees out there? 830 01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:39,700 I mean look there are look one of the things that I watch a lot of these tech tracking 831 01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:48,260 YouTube videos where these guys travel and in the middle of desert and they just they find these mountainous regions and they've got these structures 832 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:52,180 That look like trees. Everyone knows what a tree looks like cut the stump off 833 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:55,140 You know cut the tree down. You should have a stump sitting there, right? Sure 834 01:00:55,140 --> 01:01:02,020 Well, I mean you've got this traditional look where you've got these roots coming down where they've got these mountainous regions where they have a plateaus 835 01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:04,020 It looks just like a tree trunk 836 01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:06,580 Oh, you mean like the the 837 01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:10,020 The rock formation looks like it's petrified 838 01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:15,300 So the question is was it a tree because if it's a tree like devil's tree 839 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:18,900 I don't know what that is, but yes, I think so, but the point is 840 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:22,340 Well devil's tower is what's in close encounters with the third kind 841 01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:24,340 The kind of looks tree like 842 01:01:24,340 --> 01:01:26,340 And he makes it out of mashed potatoes 843 01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:28,340 The tree is like 844 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,900 Two miles in diameter 845 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:34,820 So those aren't trees. I've read books with those and they're called something 846 01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:39,940 Yeah, but they know they can tell what a petrified tree is. I mean, there's no mystery 847 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:40,900 But it looks like a tree 848 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:42,420 Of course, yeah 849 01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:47,540 Yeah, because they have their own they have their own uh, and and environment on there 850 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:50,900 It's like you you'll find animals up there that you can't find anywhere else, right? 851 01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:57,620 Because they're stuck up there. Yeah, and the striations in the in the rock is created by weathering, right? 852 01:01:57,620 --> 01:02:02,500 Yes, I think one place i'd like to go see is pando. Have you ever heard of that? 853 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,500 No 854 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,140 You heard of that's not on the list. Have you ever heard of aspen trees? Yes, yes, but tree 855 01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:13,940 Of course. Well pando is the largest living organism in the world 856 01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:17,700 And oh pando look up pando 857 01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:20,260 it is 858 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:24,820 You know that aspen trees are what completely surrounds the cabin that we went to in colorado. Yes 859 01:02:24,820 --> 01:02:26,820 Okay, well aspando 860 01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:34,740 That's all one organism. Oh nice all literally from the same root structure. It is one huge underground 861 01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:40,500 Root system largest tree is almost like a tree virus quaking aspen tree. Yeah 862 01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:43,060 located in the severe 863 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:45,460 county in utah 864 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,860 You know, there's a male clonal organism 865 01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:54,420 Pandos estimated to be forty seven thousand stems. That's trees. Oh my gosh. That's crazy 866 01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:57,220 a hundred and six acres 867 01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:59,700 A route the single a single root system. Yep 868 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:05,860 So it's sort of like it's just one large, uh, it's like a patch of grass 869 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,580 But they're trees, but they're trees. That's awesome 870 01:03:09,540 --> 01:03:16,660 106 acres 13 million pounds or tons. So that's part of the that's part of the fish lake national forest 871 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:20,660 I like to see that because I think aspen trees are beautiful for one thing. Yeah, they are 872 01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,620 So it looks like an aspen tree 873 01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:25,860 Yeah, like it has the same look at the picture 874 01:03:25,860 --> 01:03:30,580 Oh, yeah, there is right there, right nice. That's all the same plant all the same 875 01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:34,660 Yep, the same tree crazy to me. That is crazy 876 01:03:35,620 --> 01:03:39,380 It could be considered like a virus. That's what I just said a tree virus 877 01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,580 All right, go back to the list. We have number 10 878 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:50,420 Number 11 arches, right arches national. That's utah arches national park. Yeah, there's a lot the utah 879 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:52,980 California there's a lot of trees 880 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:57,380 Yeah, there's a lot the utah california. There's a lot to that area that you can go to 881 01:03:57,940 --> 01:04:04,660 You know who would be a good proponent to talk about some of these areas? Uh is is larry larry, uh, 882 01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:09,620 You guys met larry. Oh, yeah larry. He goes to he frequents colorado, uh, 883 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,580 anally and uh 884 01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:16,820 And he he actually for him. He doesn't go very far from your cabin 885 01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:23,700 Okay, in fact he goes higher up in the mountains. Yeah, and it's one of the the anal trips he takes with his kids 886 01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:29,460 You know, it's he loves it. I mean, I don't think anybody should take anal trips with their kids 887 01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:34,660 Yeah, the redwood national number 10 state parks number redwood national and state parks 888 01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:34,900 All right 889 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:40,500 So this is california as the name suggests redwood national and state parks are best known for the sky high 890 01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:44,340 Redwood trees which typically store more than 300 feet tall amazing 891 01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:51,140 Yeah, i've been there. So it says the pacific coast shoreline. So is that uh, is that california and oregon and washington? 892 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:58,900 Yeah, well the beer woods is just north of san francisco. They got like elk and sea lions and various species of birds 893 01:04:59,380 --> 01:05:00,740 elk 894 01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:05,380 Okay. Oh, oh, you know, i'm glad you guys are asking about oh because i'm an elk hunter 895 01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:10,100 Uh, and I have killed exactly zero. Yeah, but you were in the 896 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:15,140 Area and I did see one so I know it's actually and it was dead and you saw their shit 897 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:21,940 You've seen their shit. I'm with you. Uh, there's it's scat. There's scat. Yeah, ski ski ski. Oh my god number nine 898 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:24,580 I want to start calling my shit scat. I just scattered 899 01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:30,980 What do you need? Oh, I need to scat I scattered earlier the pocket in the green room you did you did? 900 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,780 Yeah, yeah, and the scat ran down your leg 901 01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:41,060 Okay. No number nine bryce canyon national park who do's are odd shaped pillars of rock. Where is this? 902 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:43,860 Out west I believe. Oh, yeah for sure 903 01:05:45,060 --> 01:05:47,060 Southern utah is it 904 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,620 36,000 acre park office an array of hiking opportunities. So you're right 905 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:57,860 Maybe utah is like the clustered place where you go to like spend a week. Yeah, that's where moab is as well 906 01:05:58,740 --> 01:06:01,060 oh, he just probably busted the uh, 907 01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:06,580 He got early on the list because what that's beautiful what we're looking at pictures of what is this one? 908 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:10,740 I forgot it already bryce canyon bryce canyon 909 01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:16,740 Well, I know when we were what I was looking at routes to come back from my dad's when we closed down the house 910 01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:19,220 I was looking at going up 911 01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:22,500 uh kind of just east go to salt lake city 912 01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:29,300 Uh visit there see what that's like down through utah. Oh, yeah, stop at moab check out different stuff 913 01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:36,340 See that then come on down nice or go south go to san diego and then across and you chose the zoo with the 914 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:43,380 The monkey with the masturbating monkey the masturbating monkey with the shot that thought that he was gonna get some action and sat there all depressed 915 01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:45,460 That was funny. Fuck her. Well big keith 916 01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:49,780 We did that as my wife wanted to visit her aunt in phoenix and if we went the other route 917 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,060 We wouldn't have been able to do that 918 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:57,780 So what fascinates me about this picture that's shown about the bryce canyon national park is that these columns of stones that are coming out 919 01:06:57,780 --> 01:07:00,820 I am fascinated by how they're made 920 01:07:01,380 --> 01:07:05,540 The what does it call this uh, not sediment, but it's uh, what do you call it? 921 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:09,300 It's a sequential kind of uh layering. Yeah, there's a 922 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:15,300 Homogeneous or there's uh, what do they call that when it's multi-layered not homogeneous because that's one but multi-genius. What is it? 923 01:07:16,340 --> 01:07:19,540 Omni-genius. Yeah, I don't think that's what it is, but it works 924 01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:22,580 That's really really good attempt there Jeff 925 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:27,860 Really good attempt there Jeff the point is that you gotta you gotta ask yourself. How was this stuff created? 926 01:07:27,940 --> 01:07:33,620 And obviously it was created because it comes from ultimately like sandstone. It's like a version of limestone. Yeah, it's all weathering 927 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:35,540 right and 928 01:07:35,540 --> 01:07:37,860 product of excrement so basically 929 01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:43,700 excrement is coming from a bunch of it's like billions and billions of these 930 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:49,300 Microscopic animals that shit that's not shit. Yes, it is. I don't think it is 931 01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:52,740 I that's not ask your dad. That's not a giant column of shit 932 01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:55,700 So limestone is shit 933 01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:02,020 That's what makes the bourbon taste so good. Yeah, the shit water. Oh shit water 934 01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:04,660 Well, look from what I understood 935 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:12,500 Limestone is basically the the settling of because water's got water and you got the algae or whatever's in the water 936 01:08:12,820 --> 01:08:15,780 And it's it's just like the the decaying of that 937 01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:22,980 Plus is limestone shit? No, i'll just ask my dad dad is limestone just a big column of shit 938 01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:26,740 And he'll be like, i'm sorry what 939 01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:33,540 So my buddy who's like, you know like a calcium carbonate in the form of calcite and 940 01:08:34,260 --> 01:08:39,300 Aragonite, okay, but did it come okay came from skeletal fragments. Hold on 941 01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:41,940 Hold on. Maybe you're getting some 942 01:08:41,940 --> 01:08:46,900 Commonly composed of tiny fossils shell fragments and other fossilized debris. It's not shit 943 01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:52,900 It could be it could be shit. Look the shell fragments the bottom. Look the bottom line. I don't hear music. Do I? 944 01:08:53,540 --> 01:09:00,420 No, oh god, mate. Wow, that was weird. I heard a little I heard something. I heard a ringing 945 01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:02,740 I thought it was the music about to start 946 01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:04,980 Kind of like 947 01:09:04,980 --> 01:09:08,900 Well, that's weird. I've heard that twice tonight. I thought that was maybe me. I was getting sick 948 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:12,180 I was like, what the fuck is that? We better move on before the music does start you have covid 949 01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:12,660 All right 950 01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:19,060 Well, anyways, I thought that I thought it was kind of curious because i've heard some guy talk about it in length about how the the rock 951 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:26,260 Of limestone is created and he was talking about like he's talking about in utah and how these organisms were were dying 952 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:28,900 Well, they're decomposed bodies and shit 953 01:09:28,900 --> 01:09:36,180 It was basically so he basically said limestone is basically excrement from these algae or these microscopic animals interesting. Okay 954 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:44,180 Well, did they you actually did some credibility there? All right number eight the canai fjords national park 955 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:49,460 That's an Alaska national park. That's a long drive. That's too far Alaska. All right. That looks beautiful, but we can't do that 956 01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:52,180 Denali that's just that's also Alaska Denali 957 01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:57,140 Holy shit, that's Zion national park number six. That's also utah 958 01:09:57,780 --> 01:10:04,340 Grand how you say that t titan titan titan titan national park that is hold on. That's wyoming 959 01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:06,340 That's beautiful 960 01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:10,340 Grand canyon there it is. I've never seen it. I'd love to go to the grand canyon 961 01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:12,340 All right number three 962 01:10:12,340 --> 01:10:14,340 Yosemite 963 01:10:14,340 --> 01:10:16,340 Yosemite 964 01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:21,300 That's close to which one I actually drove through that which one is that close to though is it's california, nevada. Okay 965 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:28,340 Number two Yellowstone haven't seen that one either number one glacier national park. So where's glacier at? 966 01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:30,340 It's in montana right? 967 01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:32,340 That'd be an interesting drive 968 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,340 Is that montana? 969 01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:36,340 Includes one of seven hundred lakes across montana 970 01:10:36,340 --> 01:10:42,340 Man we're having to rush to the end of this but so Yellowstone definitely 971 01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:44,340 Yosemite definitely and scroll back down 972 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:48,340 What was the other one grand canyon and grand canyon those are the three I think we need I need to hit 973 01:10:48,340 --> 01:10:54,340 Well dudes I guess we gotta go together figure this out. God damn how this podcast went fast 974 01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:58,340 It was but we laughed and we cried and we two thumbs up 975 01:10:58,340 --> 01:11:04,340 It's july 31st is the second half of our podcast. It's uh, you know, check us out on facebook. Check us out on instagram 976 01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:08,340 What a rumble. I don't fucking know. Yeah, we're on rumble 977 01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:12,340 So dudes like us dash podcast dudes like us dash woodcraft our woodcraft products out there 978 01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:16,340 We appreciate you guys listening. We'll see you guys next week dude. Good job Sean 979 01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:20,340 That was a lot. I'm Paul and I'm Jeff 980 01:11:20,340 --> 01:11:24,340 I'm Jeff 981 01:11:24,340 --> 01:11:52,340 I'm Jeff