Oh, it's not slow.
I love it when it's normal.
No, we wanted the yo, what's up, baby.
But you wanted the retarded version.
No, retarded to chill.
You know what?
I really love it when Paul can anticipate my needs.
It doesn't happen all the time, but when it does, it's magical.
I love it because he already brought me, he's got a beer out for me.
Oh, well, yeah.
I thought you were talking about the hand job.
Yeah.
I'm getting really worried.
I mean, if you want to get sexual about it, it's more like really worried.
He's like, instead of like putting like peanut butter on your junk and letting the dog come
and lick it, you can put it on your butthole and let the dog lick the butthole.
That's Paul part.
I'm not following that.
That is a horrible analogy and it's a horrible way to start this podcast.
It really is.
Next thing you know, you're going to say, I'm going to get whole tocs.
God damn it.
So you could have both of your buttholes.
I was thinking.
This is going on record.
I was thinking because I thought it was kind of a funny joke when I was thinking about
it earlier today.
I was like, I'm going to say something about putting peanut butter on your butthole as
opposed to your junk.
It just didn't work.
It didn't work.
It's like, thank you.
It's July 9th.
It's Tuesday, obviously the second half because.
Yeah.
Because it's the second half.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I'm Joe.
And I do love the fact that you got my beer out.
So I've got about a third of a beer left.
It's more muscle memory.
Not really me being chivalrous.
Right.
So were you aware of whole talks before I sent you that Instagram?
What is whole talks?
Yeah, I'm not.
That's where you know how ladies and some guys get botulism Botox in the forehead.
Yeah.
Well, they shoot Botox in the butthole to relax it so that.
So anal penetration is easier.
Yes.
Well, I thought, hold on.
I thought Botox firms things up.
It makes things relax so you can't really use them.
It does that.
How does that work for for wrinkle?
It just relaxes them.
I don't know.
You know, they did the same thing about dad's dick.
I thought there was a filler that made things stiff.
No, it's not a filler.
It's a poison.
Botox is a poison.
So they can no longer fart.
So now they're fart to sit on.
The farts like.
Hi.
How about this one?
I never knew that.
That's probably more accurate.
I never knew that that medical procedure existed.
No, that's crazy.
But you know, we talked about celebrities that get tons and tons of botox and their
faces are like hard plastic.
It's not hard.
They're paralyzed.
Jesus.
Botulism dudes like us.
Check us out on Facebook.
Dudes like us podcast.
Dudes like us would crap.
Check us out on Instagram.
Same thing.
We got dudes like us podcast dudes like us.
What craft is on Instagram?
We don't put whole talks videos on her.
We do not.
We don't put any.
Actually, that's not true.
We put a couple of videos on there.
We'll be putting a video coming up here.
We're heading out to the whiskey world of whiskey's event in downtown Dallas.
Right.
It was what's the date on that July?
We need to do a live Instagram while we're down there, whether it's 30 seconds.
It's gonna have to be on your phone.
I haven't logged in on my new phone yet.
So I don't know how to.
We can do phone.
Yes.
Nice.
I'll show you how to do it.
It's easy to do.
You just know, go live.
I could do it.
It just.
Then we can walk around.
I'm nervous when I do stuff like that because it's all on the record.
You know, what exactly is he doing?
Don't worry about four years.
What does Jeff have on their heads?
You think something's going to be magical about the videos versus what they've already
heard you say over the last four years?
I think you put a name to the face.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I have no idea.
Oh, it's that guy.
I don't think there's any shock value left.
So I'll tell you what, I've got an interesting concept that I share with you guys to head
out to the whiskey event coming up this weekend.
So they got 150 different whiskeys from all over the planet.
And we were thinking they're going to limit us.
There's no way they can.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Hey, we're VIPs.
We get to do whatever we want.
I'm more I'm most interested in the allocated VIP selection.
True.
Although I looked at last year's VIP.
I was not impressed.
The the concept I was thinking about, which I don't believe anyone's ever done this before
because I haven't heard of it, but I'm going to start the trend and they're going to either
shoot it down or not.
So basically what I'm going to do is I'm going to take like a a I'm going to take like a
small amount, sip it, and I'm going to dump the rest in this little bottle and I'm going
to make my own infinity bottle.
So I'm going to go take as many samples I can.
And excuse me, even if I don't take the sample, let's say I just grab it.
I could walk away and just dump it in my thing.
I don't I don't see why they wouldn't let us do that.
I mean, I guess they might.
They might might say, sorry, you're not allowed to have that.
You know that?
Well, I mean, I'm just hey, look, I'm going to I'm going to throw down the sink.
I don't want it.
You're going to take this.
I just want to put it some.
I mean, it certainly is a better idea for us because we consume less.
Yeah.
And I'll just say, look, I'm going to dump it.
It's a great idea.
You know, they're like, what is it?
I'm going to tell them the magic words are it's my spittoon.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm just I'm dumping the rest in there because I don't want to I don't want to waste it,
but I don't want to get blown up and I want to enjoy the whiskey.
Right.
So what's what's the deal?
Do you want me to take it and hand it to you so you can dump it out?
Fuck off.
You know, right.
Or OK, whatever you want.
I don't care, but the goal for me is to take it home because I'd like to go to the two
thousand twenty four and go to the shelf and be like, hey, would you like to try the two
thousand twenty four hundred fifty?
Pretty cool.
Hey, but I can see it now.
Frisco man arrested at World, you know, World Festival of Whiskey.
Whiskey, World of Whiskey, World of Whiskey Festival.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
It's going to be fun.
We're going to get blown up because the last whiskey event we went the first was the only
that we went to like 50 was like 15 booths and we got hammered on by the third one because
they had they were like they had like three or four different shots of bourbon.
So imagine three or four booth one, three or four, two, three or four booth four.
They were a hundred plus one.
Yes.
At that it was a shit face contest.
It was a race, a shit face race.
Well, we all know it was we all won or lost.
We all lost.
How you think of it?
Well, Paul got emergency evac act so smart.
That was smart because it would have gotten worse.
No, it didn't get worse for us.
It would have gotten worse for me.
I'm sure.
Well, that's like a self control.
You're right.
So what we did was eat a shit load of food.
No, we ate before we went to that bar.
You ate more food after that.
Oh, dude, I was pounding down food.
It was like three or four pizzas.
It was like did you really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I did.
Oh, that's when we went back to the festival, right?
Yes.
You ate more.
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
Well, I would have a lot of food.
I'm smart.
Yeah, because I had to.
I was like, fuck, I got to drive.
I need to.
Yeah, we hung out for about a good hour.
We listened to some music.
I walked around, did like 2000 steps.
There you go.
That's smart, too.
That was the night before.
That's the night before we went to Colorado.
Or I should say it was the afternoon before we went to Colorado because I was going over
by seven o'clock.
Yes, it was.
We went to Colorado the next day.
Yeah, because that was the rental car.
Oh, yeah, it was.
What a train wreck.
It wasn't that bad.
I was a little uncomfortable about the amount of drunk that we were because I was kind of
like, oh, my God.
Oh, and so quickly.
It was shocking how quick it happened.
It was.
That is my solution.
So instead of consuming 100 percent of the samples because they're they're barely an
ounce.
Right.
I mean, they pour you.
I don't even know, was a half ounce in there, three quarters?
It's not a lot.
No, it's not.
I mean, you can have seven of them within, you know, 20 minutes.
So that's the thing.
You take a little sip or you dump most of it in your spittoon and then you you you taste
the residual.
Yeah, I like that idea a lot.
And then you can be like, oh, my God, I really like that.
Do you mind if I get a little bit more?
And then they fill it up and you dump it more in there.
And then that's overflowing and within like three.
I'm bringing a gallon.
Oh, there you go.
I think we have three gallon jugs out there.
I am not carrying a fucking glass vessel that's a gallon.
That is a great, horrible idea.
That is not going to take the they're not going to think that's a spittoon.
They're going to be like, dude, that's a total.
Yeah, you guys are trying to steal shit.
What the fuck, man?
So this is business casual.
Interesting.
So we have to have business casual clothing on.
Interesting.
Glad you pointed that out.
Of course, I'd be business casual anyways, but yeah, I'll have to wear.
Is that like Jean Friday jeans in a polo?
That's what I'm going to wear in my boots.
There you go.
You wear your leather jacket like you did in Colorado.
Hey, little Fonzarelli action.
Yeah, no, I know it's 12 degrees, but I'm warm.
Where were we at when we're looking at?
We're Colorado pictures and looking at it and we're like fucking Jeff showed up in a
Fonzarelli jacket, you know, you know, one or two.
Well, what's that?
One down here, Jeff, it was just that it was just like we had no concept that it was going
to be fucking blizzard up.
Yeah, like that we did.
No, it was just like, yeah, it was a winter storm.
It's going to be cold.
We recognize that, but there's a difference between fucking cold and fucking cold.
I know.
Yeah, we we kind of just, you know, we were all excited and we kind of rushed into it.
And yeah, I mean, we probably should have had some sort of intelligent discussion beforehand.
But you know, that's what we do.
We're impulsive.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, I really need to log on our YouTube channel dudes like us.
What is the name?
I was on it not too long ago.
So we have our YouTube channel is just dudes like us.
Right.
We're also we're also on rumble.
We have we have most many of them are monetized or available to be monetized, which means
we can make money off of them.
Well, I assume some be special listening.
We're not there.
There's some ways to make money on this podcast.
I need to investigate on how to set it up where folks can donate Bitcoin to us.
Oh, well, that's exciting.
Is that a thing?
Yeah, it's it's part of the RSS feed.
Why would they do that?
They love us.
Yeah.
Well, why do people donate money to the only fans chicks?
Oh, are we going to be naked?
We could call them out and say, hey, so and so donated.
I'm not going to be naked.
One one thousand of a bit.
I'll pull a nipple out.
What if we offer to do a fully nude audio podcast, just one one and only event?
And then if people have to give like a shit ton of Bitcoin to it, I'm going to get a
one time deal.
I want to say no, because I'm going to be looking at Sean and I don't want to see his
joke.
No, no, no.
I think we get to wear one garment.
Like a song.
I'm going to wear some I'm going to wear a leaderhosen sock.
I'm going to wear like a leopard song.
I'm going to wear a leaderhosen sock on my arm to work.
I don't think that serves the purpose of what we're trying to avoid.
We're going to be standing there and your junk is just going to be right there.
The junk's going to be on the table.
I'm going to be under the table.
You're going to see.
Yeah.
No one's going to see the junk under the table.
Yeah, but I'm a stand up because I'm going to do a little dance.
I'm going to do an impersonation of me jumping on the trampoline.
I do not.
I wasn't sure why we don't do it.
Now I know we're not doing it.
Sorry for the not interested.
You know what?
I haven't checked in.
We're getting excited.
We upload the YouTube stuff, there's a lot of times like, Hey, you guys can't talk about
this.
You guys are bastards.
I don't know what's going on.
Where's that part at?
Do you guys recall?
Warning.
Right there.
Active community guidelines strikes.
All right there.
Let's click that guy.
Your content has been removed to a violation of our community guidelines.
So episode 10, the cardio nation Royals and real ID.
What is it?
What's the.
I appealed it.
Revealed.
Rejected.
What is the information?
Oh, that was the COVID shit.
It turns out that we were right.
So they can fuck off.
That's the vaccine.
And then the next one is.
The next one was episode 52 point to the second half, which is a butt hair, humidity, marching
band, a sea shanty.
And the web telescope.
Medical information again.
Well, yeah, because once we make one comment about the vaccine, it's over.
They shut us down.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Meat sweats.
Episode 35.
The meat sweats, the algebraist, the DMV, the Titan troll, the two teams.
We talk about some random shit, don't we?
I don't remember what the Titan troll is.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, it's probably a Tennessee Titan.
You guys are probably always trolling me.
Always.
You're right.
You're always.
But it's all medical information.
But they haven't dinged us in a year.
So I wonder if they finally just.
Chilled out, oh, could they realize maybe we're the ones that are wrong?
Has has I mean, has anyone come out and said anything officially that like, you know, the
hungover, what he's calling his his to be wife?
I fucked up.
You know, I mean, you think the government is the government going to come back and admit
their the wrong.
I'm not.
The government's one thing.
I want the press, YouTube and places like that to go back off.
OK, we need to back off of this.
Yes.
But they were they they were doing that because the Obama regime was telling them to do it.
I know.
But I mean, you know, hold on.
So Obama, you know, so yeah, that's exactly right.
Regime, wouldn't it?
It was Biden.
It wasn't Biden.
It was Obama was in office.
No, no, no, no, it was Biden.
It was Biden.
But OK, it came out when Biden won the end of Trump in the beginning.
But what I'm saying is that, you know, Biden is the one that started this propaganda, you
know, when when Trump is running, you know, at the very beginning, you know, because,
god damn it, he was the one having meetings with all these guys.
And the DOJ was meeting with authorizing Twitter to make all these changes and infiltrate into
effect.
What's the the Facebook dickhead name?
Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg, Mark's to get big in your ass.
Such a monkey man.
Is there a warning for that?
I don't know, man.
I hope so.
Maybe on Facebook.
I don't know if Mark's a good guy or bad guy.
I don't give a fuck.
But the Facebook entity that we all use is corrupt as fuck and it's manipulative as fuck.
They all are manipulated.
I mean, totally.
And this this instinct dopamine rush that you get that they everyone's addicted to,
include myself, you know, that we're getting on these things every now and then we catch
ourselves.
We're flipping video, flipping video, flipping video.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
And all the misinformation that's coming through.
Fuck them all because it's all addictive.
And I think this Chinese driven.
I mean, that's where Tic Toc came from.
Tic Toc came from China.
But Tic Toc originally originally was used as a tool to teach kids on China.
Yeah, in China.
And then we took it a whole different way.
You know, the communist people created it to the algorithms and everything to show us
a bunch of shit and destabilize the United States.
The last the next one out there that is working, they're coming out of the different angle
because Tic Toc got caught stealing all your shit and they're about to get banned potentially.
Actually, did they get voted where they're going to get kicked out?
I don't think they are.
So anyway, now this this Timo.
Oh, well, Trump's the one that kind of ran that program and Trump kind of Biden kind
of like he uses it.
Well, yeah, he got back on Tic Toc.
So when they were saying, hey, we need to be in it, we need to be in it.
Biden got back on it.
Well, he's trying to get all those young votes.
I love that in the the the debate when he was talking about, you know, I beat Medicaid.
Yeah, you beat it to death.
You know, that was genius.
Yeah, yeah.
So the the antithesis there, you know, I love Trump the way he's being right now.
He's being docile.
He's being quiet.
He's shutting the fuck up.
He's being professional.
And he made a comment, you know, let's not act like kids.
OK, that is coming from the left field, coming from him, you know, because he's a kid.
He's a big boy and he is, you know, but he's a boy for the right reason.
You say that in the debate.
He did say that in the debate.
Let's not be a kid.
I miss that.
Was that the whole golf thing?
I heard that they were right around that time.
The golf thing was just like both you guys are fucking idiots.
Yeah, they were dick thumping about who's better at golf.
Are you kidding me?
His wean is bigger.
Ridiculous.
Well, I mean, but OK, true.
But you know, I like the word Trump's going with this whole thing, the way he's just not
reacting.
Well, he's behaving himself.
And he I think the first really thing he had was an interview with Hannity last night.
I you talk about Biden or Trump.
I didn't see that.
Yeah, he was had an interview with Hannity last night.
Apparently he stuck to the script.
He didn't say anything to Trump.
Right.
He his strategy is great and his team strategy is great, which is less.
Let Biden kill himself.
He's doing it.
Yeah, let's let Biden kill himself, but let's not Trump hang himself.
You know, I think it's a double edged sword for it for Trump.
He needs to shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
You know, it needs to change his tune.
I like to see Trump do.
I'd love to him to say how much he loves his wife.
Yeah.
Instead of getting that look when he says you screwed a prostitute porn star when your
wife was pregnant, he just kind of got this shitty grin on his face during the debate.
Yeah.
Oh, I also came back.
I missed that too.
He also came back and said, you know, I never had sex with her.
Right.
You know, that didn't happen.
That's not true.
Right.
You know, in.
You know, Stormy Daniels is so shady.
Yeah.
And the lawyer that she ended up suing the whole fucking case was a joke.
It's a joke.
The whole brag thing was a joke.
Um, and it pisses me off.
And I guess they're not going to sentence where they're supposed to send them this week,
I think, or last week, they punted it out because when the Supreme Court weighed in
and said that, you know, the president is no longer liable for, uh, in office, uh, things
that he's doing official acts, then, you know, right.
And, you know, he's not, he's as immune to certain things.
And, uh, so that, that eliminates what 25 of the 35 or 34 indictments.
So there were, he was kind of like, oh shit, we need to back up.
In fact, it may even take over more because they don't know how many indictments.
So this may be, this whole thing may be a mischievous thought out.
So they don't even know.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
So they're kicking it out to September just to keep it out there in the news.
Talk about.
Right.
Let them know.
That's why Trump's not saying it.
Fuck them.
You know what?
Fuck them.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, man, Trump's not worried about it.
I don't even care because you know, I, I don't, who's going to take over Trump's spot.
Let's just say the Trump doesn't get an office or I'm not talking about this.
Look, who's the next president that's Republican?
Are we going to get Ted Cruz in there?
No.
Let's take Cruz going to be a Supreme Court.
I put them in Supreme Court.
I would imagine it was B it would be whoever, you know, Donald Trump's going to pick as
his VP.
And I've heard that, well, the pundits think it's either Burgum or JD Vance at this point.
Do they?
Yeah.
Not Tim Scott.
You never know.
Those are the two names I've heard the most here recently.
And Tim Scott still comes up.
And Trump said something super smart because he was like, I haven't decided yet, but you
know, and nobody, and nobody knows besides me and his team said the same thing.
And he said, but whoever it is, and I have somebody in mind, I think, you know, I'm
almost sure.
And he goes there.
He would make a great president.
He.
Yeah, he did say, I think he said he, he would make a great president or they would make.
I think he did say they, he's smart.
He said they would make a great president, which is, which is a great thing to say because
that's why you pick who you pick for VP, especially in his situation.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I mean, not only do you want them to carry the torch after you're done with your four
years, when you're done with your four years, you want somebody to carry the torch after
you.
Or if something bad happens to you, you want them to be qualified to be president.
They made no such, you know, criteria with, with Biden and Kamala Harris.
None at all.
They didn't, they didn't, they didn't evaluate her, her, her qualities for president.
It was, she checks two or three boxes.
Yeah.
Every one, you know, the box that she checks that goes unnoticed that for some reason isn't,
they don't talk about is her Indian card.
Yeah.
She's Asian and black and a woman.
So, I mean, she's from Jamaican.
She's from Jamaica.
So is she considered African?
Well, we, we talked about this last time.
Didn't we say Jamaicans came from Africa?
Yeah, we did.
Well, I mean, yeah, they ultimately they did, but they're from Jamaica.
You know what I mean?
So, I mean, if you're going to, if you're going to move from Jamaica to United States,
you're no longer an African.
You can't go back to, you know, right.
You're Jamaican.
You're Jamaican Indian.
Yeah.
So you're Jamaican Indian.
So, I mean, it's like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're like, you represent the, all the dope smokers out there in Jamaica.
But the point is it is a minority woman of color.
That's all it counts.
Check, check, check, check, check, check those boxes.
The DEI stuff is just a bunch of bullshit.
It's just a bunch of bullshit.
I can't wait until the United States citizens grows a set of nuts and fucking kids,
punts this thing out the fucking door.
Some of these, some of these places are starting to backtrack on it.
Unfortunately, I don't think it's going to be soon enough for me.
Cause I seriously think who I am is detrimental, at least for the large corporations.
It's going to have to be a small company.
Doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
These large corporations who have these quotas and these check boxes don't want me.
No matter how good or qualified I am.
Yep.
White male.
You're an older white male.
You're done.
55 year old white male.
You don't check any of these boxes that I need checked.
Right.
Unless you claim a handicap.
When you apply to these jobs, do you have to say what color you are?
Yes.
You can say I decline.
Can you put other?
No, I could say I declined answer.
But they know what you are.
Can you say you're, just say you're black.
And when you show up, you identify as black.
And they still, yeah, they definitely won't hire you.
Yeah, they wouldn't.
That still wouldn't matter.
They're like, yeah, no.
Then you call them racist.
I fucking sue them.
Prove it.
The hard part is proving it.
Right.
No, we didn't choose you because of your qualifications or whatever.
So.
It's crazy.
Insane.
Yeah.
So I've on several of my applications, I've said I do not answer.
Declined answer.
That's smart.
Some I do and some I don't.
Because I don't know if there's, because if you decline, they're like, all right, we
know who this is.
Right.
Exactly.
Right.
HR departments are so.
I think they're worthless.
They well, I mean, they have a function.
Well, they've gone beyond their function.
Yeah.
They stepped over their their response.
Cross that line.
And that's why so many American companies are getting caught up in these woke scandals
because HR departments are woke.
Yes.
Now John Deere is getting roped in.
Did you hear about this?
No, what's going on?
John Deere, they said, totally woke.
You know, all these things that are coming out.
I mean, you know, the tractor supply or trailer supply.
What is it?
Tractor supply.
It was dicks and it was, you know, Bud Light, obviously.
And it was this and that on the all the and Yeti at one point.
I mean, there's all these conservative, you know, no, no, not conservative companies,
companies that have a typical conservative clientele.
Their HR teams are are woke, liberal, you know, marketing young hacks.
Right.
And so they didn't write.
And so these companies are getting caught up in these, you know, oh, shit, we didn't
authorize that.
Where'd this come from?
Why?
When did the employees start getting you know, I mean, it's like.
NASCAR.
Right.
NASCAR is another one.
Unbelievable.
But that's the most conservative clientele you can ever get.
Yeah.
And they they've gone to the other side.
I haven't even heard about this.
What are you talking about?
How they are they're trying to enter someone had asked NASCAR representative, how are you
going to get more black people involved in NASCAR?
Is that what you're talking about?
That was just recently that happened this past week.
There's been nothing.
There's nothing wrong with trying to expand your clientele, but don't don't do it because
you lose your your set of values that you're the most of your customers like.
Well, pressing the whole pride.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you saying?
People don't want like black people in that?
No, just values in general.
Like, don't don't liberal.
Yeah, right.
I believe they said I believe they got here.
I believe they started going down the pride, the DEI thing.
We don't have enough women in NASCAR.
Right.
Well, that's because they need to be making babies.
We need.
We need to appreciate the pride bond.
And you're just like, no, we don't.
You just race cars.
That's what you do.
You're left for a living.
Right.
You know, it's funny.
There was an interview I saw on the street.
These interviews they do on the street are crazy, you know, because it's real people
out there just answer and shoot from the hip.
I mean, that's how the whole hot duo came from.
And they have no clue what they're talking about.
Well, I mean, that's true, too, but they're truthful about when they talk about just life.
You know, and there was the question was, would you want to be with a guy that doesn't
know how to change tire?
Is that a man thing?
You know, I mean, would you expect a woman to do that?
Or a man?
Was that a man thing?
And these girls were like, that's a man thing.
And if he can't change a tire, there's no way I'm going out with him.
So his response to that was, so does that mean that if you can't cook a meal from scratch
that he shouldn't go out with you?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Stereotypical shit.
Oh, the look on their face.
They were like, oh, stop it.
Really?
That just happened.
But that's stereotypes, stereotypes, right?
But it's real.
Yeah.
Another one.
Another one I saw was he was interviewing a lady and he was like, so you what's the
criteria for you to date a man?
She's like, well, the height needs to be tall.
OK.
So he pulls a scale out.
He goes, can you stand on this for me, please?
She's like, why?
Well, weight is important to me on the girl I date.
Can you stand on the scale for me, please?
She's like, well, no, that's not fair.
Right.
Yeah.
No, I'm not going to do that.
Well, height is something that I can't hide.
Can't control.
Yeah.
So I mean, you can't hide your weight either.
But I have a I have a I have a criteria that I need to meet for me.
Please stay on the scale.
So there was no that's rude and offensive.
Damn.
Yeah.
So they were talking about making the points, right?
They're talking about the guys, you know, what is the height of a guy and the dick length
and how much money he makes.
And excuse me, I think there was those were the three things.
And the women were like, oh, he needs to be this tall, this long and make this much money.
And they started breaking it down.
They were like, all right, well, the average dick size in the United States is this.
All right.
The average is the percentage of guys in the United States that are larger than this size
is this.
And the average height and height.
They broke down this whole matrix of different things.
So in other words, to get that thing, you're talking about like one percent of the men.
Right.
So you're shopping around trying to get this.
It's just not real.
And then you flip the cord and they start talking about the women, just like you said.
You know, let's talk about you guys.
Yeah.
Right.
Somebody who's five, eight and one hundred and ten pounds with breasts that are like,
you know, nice and big and hips that are tiny.
I mean, right.
And then same type of thing.
You get you get one percent, one percent.
And it's offensive to dismiss, you know, anybody that's not that.
What is it's it's they're you're calling out the hypocrisy and they're allowed to
have these standards, but you're not when it comes to them.
Right.
Yeah, you're not.
And I've seen the same thing multiple times, different scenarios where they'll be like,
OK, let's swap phones.
Let's look at it.
Well, so they'll look at the guy's phone first and they're like, oh, there's nothing
offensive in there.
So, OK, let's look at yours to the girl.
She's like, no, I'm not letting you look at my phone.
I'm not looking at it.
Yeah, because she's got all kinds of my battery, inappropriate pictures that she's probably
been sending to people.
You know, it's just interesting that they another stat I saw today was women divorcing
and men divorcing.
You know, they said that 80 percent of the women, 80 80 percent of the divorces out there
are kicked in by the women.
Really?
Yeah.
And I don't know where the extra 14 percent went to.
Six percent are from men.
Oh, wow.
So it's so we're just lazy.
You know, it said it said what men are is that we stick through the shit.
Right.
You know, we power through and we struggle and we try to work and women are just fucking
weak and they don't want to.
They don't want to work things out.
Right.
I guess 80 percent of them don't.
They're too too eager to, you know, grass is greener on the other side type of thing.
Well, they're just selfish.
You know, they they they're unrealistic in life and they and you look at this is a this
is a product of their upbringing.
It's a product.
It's a sign of the times.
And I don't blame them necessarily.
It's it's it's victims of victims.
This is what this the society is spitting out right now.
It is this template, a cookie cutter thing of what a woman should be.
And it's evolving.
And they're elevating not just women, but they're elevating these us into different
areas where we're not supposed to be.
Right.
Like the masculinity of men is just it's stifling.
It's going down.
It's we're not men anymore.
I mean, the amount of the amount of beta men out there, what's below a beta?
Right.
A pussy chick.
I mean, because look, there are so many pussies out there that just they they have no backbone.
They have done.
They it's just like, dude, stand up for yourself.
They call themselves feminists.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Really?
I'm a feminist.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Well, you know, we get the peanut butter out there, bro.
Like the butthole.
Whoa.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's where I could have applied it.
God damn it.
I missed out again.
Yeah, I.
That's that's unfortunate.
That's really unfortunate because I do feel I feel that way when I when I see, you know,
the new the new young male worker, you know, with their with their sandals and their hair
and their their their fucking their horn and their man bun and their ten dollar fucking
Starbucks and their finger on their lap.
The toenails painted.
I'm like, dude, what the fuck?
And they're sitting on their laptop and they're, you know, and they smell like like nice lotion.
It's just it's just nauseating.
It to me.
I don't know.
Yeah.
The metrosexual is I mean, there's a limit.
I like to be metrosexual.
I like to be loud.
I like to wear loud things.
I think a metrosexual, I think women, guys who like to go get their eyebrows pruned,
right?
They're nails done in all these lotions and they're all waxed like they look like you
like to go get a pedicure and they're wearing an earring.
Seven year old boy.
Yeah, it's just like like pedicure.
I got a pedicure the other day.
That's why it's fucking awesome.
No paint on the nails.
So let's talk about your transition.
Did you go for as well?
No, but you know what, Jeff, you don't fit in that category at all.
You know, honestly, look, look, I got to I'm not going to say who it is, but you go with
your wife.
It's a it's a couple's thing.
You know, I know a person has his paint toenails painted.
I don't like it at all.
I at all.
But you know what?
It's none of my business and I don't give a fuck.
But when I see it, I cringe.
Yeah, I would do.
And I'm just like, yeah, dude, really?
Yeah, but they can they change the tires, saddle a horse, you know, dig a trench, you
know, whatever, whatever, all those things.
I can't settle.
It's like it's like like, why?
They're like, dude, don't judge me as I you were already judged when I saw the nails.
Right.
Yeah, it's too late.
I can't take that back, dude.
Those are first impressions.
You can't do second impression of a first impression.
Right.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, what else that you find on that, you know, the guys do that's metrosexual, that
just bugs the shit out of you.
I don't know.
I kind of threw a lot out there.
How about a Brazilian or something like that?
They carry Mersin's.
Whoa.
What?
There's a difference between a Mersin, a satchel.
Shots fired.
How about a gun bag?
We have.
We have shot a gun bag.
Shots fired.
That's what we need to call it.
OK, but it's now a gun bag.
All right.
I'm changing the context.
It's no longer a satchel or a Mersin.
It's a fucking gun bag.
Fuck you guys, man.
Yeah, that's good shit.
I would say not wearing a dress would be a good start to of somebody who's, you know,
not metrosexual.
Oh, my God.
What does that do from Queer Eye?
I don't know.
I didn't wear ever watch that show.
In the White House?
You know what?
I watched it.
I thought it was kind of those guys are funny.
They're I mean, I enjoy watching them frolic and do whatever the fuck they do.
I mean, it's I mean, they're good at what they do.
Isn't that the guy the guys that went to the White House?
Yeah.
Dude, it's just a bearded dude wearing a dress.
It's just odd.
You know, I mean, whatever.
I'm happy for him, but I just don't want to be around.
I don't want to be around it.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Oh, what's wrong?
Are you just you nervous about your sexuality?
Right.
You closet?
No, I'm not.
I just want to be a feather bird of a feather flock together, dude.
I don't fuck and wear dresses.
I don't want to be around it.
Right.
I hear you.
I don't like hanging out with jocks.
I don't like hanging out with.
I come on.
Right.
I'm trying to be nice here.
Lumberjacks.
Yeah, I don't hang out with lumberjacks.
No, we all like hanging out with lumberjacks.
Yeah.
Big boots.
Big flannels.
Oh, yeah.
Hairy.
That big buck.
And what do you overalls?
I tell you what, I ran into a lot of lumberjacks when during the bear convention down at the
Sheridan.
That was I told you that story.
Yes.
That is so crazy.
The whole elevator, the glass elevator, but loose champagne.
Yes.
And it was strange being catcalled as I walked across the lawn or across the room by a bunch
of hairy.
I was in that suit.
I would think it's hilarious.
They were like, who is that guy?
Did you see his eyes?
They were so blue.
And you know, and you know, as you're doing it, there's looks like it was totally fucking
with this guy.
Oh, yeah.
No, I had, I, you know, didn't respond, but I, uh, I actually, I don't even know what
I did.
It didn't bother me too much.
It was just strange.
Yeah.
You know, like really?
And you're like, I still got it.
I'm still a hottie to somebody.
I just dropped down and started twerking.
Yes.
I see automatic response.
No, they probably would have joined in.
That's the Instagram.
Now Sean's envisioning me twerking.
No, I wasn't.
I was like, the jar of peanut butter on his back.
I don't think twerking was a thing back then.
When did twerking come about anyways?
Well first off, I have no idea.
First off, all the little girls were doing it and it's a sex dance.
I mean, it's a sexual move.
Oh yeah.
You're like, yeah, you're like thrusting essentially.
Yes.
And so here, here I am at like, you know, we're at gatherings and they come up and
start twerking on your dick.
They don't not on my dick.
No, he says, well, hold on.
That was back up there.
So the AI overview really went for it there.
The AI overview from Google says that twerking as a dance emerged in the early nineties in
the New Orleans bounce music scene.
Its modern version of an ancient dance called Mapuka.
Bullshit.
Which originated in the Cote d'Ivoire, the Ivory Coast of West Africa.
Mapuka was a celebratory dance performed at festivals where women would shake their buttocks
to the beat of the drum.
Okay, I'm calling total bullshit.
It is a sexual.
It's a sexual move.
It's not a, I don't buy any of that shit.
I don't buy it at all.
I think, oh, I don't remember twerking back in the nineties.
I was still going to the clubs back in the nineties and I don't remember seeing that.
Well, did you ever go to strip clubs?
Yeah.
You told me you lived in the strip clubs.
I did, but I don't remember.
No, they weren't doing that sexually suggestive dancing characterized by rapid repeated hip
thrust and shaking of the buttocks.
Yes.
Especially while squatting.
Well, they'd get, they'd bend down and shake their butt cheeks.
That's it right there.
Because what they're simulating is you screwing them from behind and they're bouncing their
butt up and down on your dick.
That's exactly what it is.
Wow.
And don't give me this shit that it came from, ooh, the Ivory Coast and it's a traditional
African dance bullshit.
All it was is simulating a sexual act on the fucking dance floor, which is disgusting.
And then young girls were emulating that.
Right.
I don't remember back in the early to mid nineties.
Actually it would be the early nineties.
Ah, fuck all that.
You know what I remember back in the nineties?
Line dancing and country clubs.
Now that's what I was doing.
Right.
Twerking.
The fuck.
It says by 2003 it had expanded to the West and East.
So Houston and Atlanta.
So the early 2000s is when it started probably with the invent of the social medias.
Yeah.
Is when it really took off.
Now was it out there?
Let's be real.
Fucking twerking has been around since the dawn.
It probably has.
I mean, come on.
It wasn't where I was.
Put it that way.
I mean, we didn't notice it, but you know what?
Hell breakdancing has, I mean, what about breakdancing?
It's the same thing.
People wallowing around on the floor, spitting on their fucking heads and hands and arms.
There's a difference between doing a dance that is like just kind of wacky shit like
that and simulating a sexual act.
That's the difference.
I mean, I bet you if they even said, oh, that came from an Ivory Coast traditional dance.
I bet you if you brought up a video of those dancing, they wouldn't be what they're
doing with their butt up in the air, you know, doing this with their butt cheeks undulating.
And backing their butt up to a guy with their hands on the floor.
They're not doing that.
We're medicaring this to death.
It's always bothered me, this whole twerking thing.
It's not okay.
And then everybody's like, oh, she's twerking.
Oh, the little girl over there is twerking.
The evolution of twerking.
Of course she's in a negligee or something.
Right.
Yeah, whatever.
It's a formal verb.
It's an informal verb.
Gerund.
Gerund or present participle is twerking.
Dance to pop is a sexually provocative manner involving rusting hip movements and a low
squatting stance.
Just wait till they catch their dog is twerking to this song.
Oxford dictionary.
When I was in college, I took aerobics because I think it was the instructor, a white girl
said to us.
I used to teach African dancing, but I stopped because it's degrading to women.
What the hell?
What is this?
Is this like Playboy article or something?
It was a white, a black and white take on it.
I like, I don't like, but I says it to get, to get lost in translation.
So the videos of like mom, it supports what you said, Paul, the videos of the moms at
these like little boys birthday parties who twerk.
And then they're like eight to 10 year old boys sons come up behind them and yes, start
simulating with them.
Yeah.
And there was laughing and giggling.
That's wrong.
It's a sexual act.
It's a cultural thing.
And I don't come thrust upon your mom.
Right.
It's just, it's, it's, where's the dad too soon.
All right.
I really want to talk about those, this, uh, whiskey because it's not a bourbon.
I mean, why else would that happen?
All right.
Well, let's talk about this.
This is a unique and I'll tell you what I, I, um, I'm not sure I can finish it.
I'm going to finish it, but it's, it's, it's so unique.
It is.
It's, it's extremely unique.
Um, and it's a very limited bottle.
Uh, it's from fry ranch.
I got it when I was out there closing down my dad's house.
I went into the liquor store that I could go into, uh, the battle born wines and spirits.
Which one is it?
This is single grain series, the wheat, a hundred percent wheat whiskey, fry ranch,
uh, which they grow everything there.
It's farm to bottle.
They grow their wheat, their grains, everything.
So it's 100% wheat whiskey.
This is a single barrel.
So the store that I go to went and picked his own barrel and this is the one he liked.
How much is that it?
No, it's no, that is not it.
Uh, this is, uh, this is a single bear.
I don't know if what, what you had was, but this is, uh, a six year old barrel proof.
This is 132.6 proof, which it does not feel that hot to me anyway.
No, it doesn't.
Uh, so this is bottle number three of barrel 1215 that he went and picked.
This thing is very, very unique.
On the nose, you basically get butter, melted butter.
Yeah.
Buttercream.
Just click on single barrel.
Just butter.
Is that a, is that a link?
And, um, no, it's not a link.
Weird.
And so the nose has a lot of butter on it.
A lot of sweetness to it.
Tons of butter.
And the, the, the, the taste has the same.
Yes it does.
Paul's throwing up over there.
Here's I, I, I'm not sure I can finish it.
This is a first for me.
No, it's not.
I was trying to look for it on, on the internet, but it's, uh, it's not very difficult.
Frey Ranch, your stuff.
It's not just Frey Ranch.
A lot of these bourbon distillers, spirit distillers out there, they make this shit
real difficult to find your stuff.
I mean, they really should just have a code or something, but let's just shoot from there.
132.6.
Uh, so it's hot.
And like you said, it's not, it's not, it doesn't really taste as hot as it actually
is.
I mean, I know that's true.
The taste is extremely buttery.
So in, in, in, in it's not, I'm not being sarcastic.
When we first picked it up, Paul immediately said someone, it was you Paul, someone immediately
said icing, icing, cake, butter cream, ice cream, icing.
So it did taste like I smelled it.
I was like, Holy shit.
It does smell like it smells like a cake icing and then like, like butter cake.
And then you take a taste of it and you're like, Holy fuck, I'm eating cake, but it's
on fire and it's, it's too sweet.
Uh, it's definitely a, a sipping one.
Oh yeah.
So I don't mind sipping it.
It's very comparing this to the last one.
This is very rich.
It's rich.
It's very rich.
I feel like I'm literally licking butter and Sean gave us like a five ounce pour.
Yeah.
That is a two ounce pour.
It feels like a seven ounce pour.
Paul's struggling with it.
I am.
I really am.
I have no desire to finish it.
I like this, but you have to drink it slow.
Yeah.
I mean, if you wanted to shoot this, you'd be one and done.
So that may be what you have to do, but this is definitely a separate, I wonder if a, like
a cube would help.
Maybe water it up, dump a little bit of water in there.
I don't really think that's going to try that.
I don't really think that's going to help.
I mean, you can tell us if it does help, but I don't think it's going to help because
it's not the, the, that's going to dumb down the, uh, alcohol, but changes the flavors
as well.
Let's see if it makes it less buttery.
Cause I'll tell you.
This is, this is unique enough where I'm definitely glad we got this.
Oh, absolutely.
This is wholly unique to anything we have out there.
Nothing even remotely like this.
No, and there's no additives or anything in this.
All right.
I added about a half ounce of water and, um, we did help.
It did.
It changed the dynamic a little bit.
It cooled off the butter a little bit.
It did, and now I taste kind of the band-aid taste.
That's better.
Yeah.
Well, you know, somewhat, but what it did is, um, cause we've gone through some bourbons
that had that band-aid taste.
We're kind of, what is that?
What is that?
Right.
And I didn't taste it.
I've never heard you, you guys say that before.
Band-aid taste.
I've used Sharpie before.
Yeah.
Well Sharpie, yeah, it's good.
It's got a unique, uh, uh, it's kind of, you ever take the old school band-aids from the
70s, 80s and you smell the adhesive on there, the plastic, whatever the fuck it is.
Huh.
That's what, to me, that's what it reminds me of.
And I can't, I can't point out what that is at all.
So I don't know.
I give it a, uh, I give it, I give it a high score or I give this an eight.
I give this an eight three.
For the uniqueness.
You're kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I, uh, it is, it's, it's a, it's a super high, uh, proof and it's compounded with spectacular
tastes.
It is a little overwhelming, the buttery part, but you know, it, it, it's something to be
sampled.
It's something to be sipped.
It's not something you're going to mix with Coke, Sprite, soda.
Who knows?
Maybe that is good with Coke, but I wouldn't waste that on this.
No, I wouldn't either.
The, the design of this isn't to be mixed with that.
Right.
So I give it a high score.
I really do.
I give it an eight point three.
Good job.
I have to look at this from an enjoyment perspective.
And if I, if I'm enjoying this, like, you know, do I enjoy this like my other seven
and eight?
Not even close.
I would go low five.
Whoa.
That's how, that's how little I'm enjoying this.
I don't even want to finish it.
Who are you?
Yeah.
I don't enjoy this at all.
That's fine at all.
Just like you guys like the smokey.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I can't drink that stuff.
Right.
This may be your smoke.
Yeah.
Urban.
I think so.
Like this.
You know that I said that I don't have one.
I haven't found it yet.
Paul didn't have this until this one.
I'm shocked.
You know, so weird to me.
I like it.
I like it as well.
I don't know if I'll go high as eight, three, um, probably the high seven, seven, eight.
I just don't think this is your palette.
Not at all.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Not everyone's going to like it.
Cause I will tell you, I'm not a fan of butter.
Right.
Period.
Like that little, that little tap of water changed everything.
Yeah.
Growing up, I, I would put not, it opened up no butter on anything.
It opened up a bunch of, of vanilla's, it opened up a bunch of caramel, not just caramel,
but a very potent caramel, which is having that influence on the butter.
Right.
So, you know, it's, I've got some toffee, very strong toffee.
The water's helping big time.
Um, obviously it's got spice because it's, it's hot as fuck.
You know, 132.6, right?
Yeah.
132.6.
I'm enjoying the hell out of it, man.
That is good.
And every time I taste it, it gets better.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it a lot.
It's very unique.
I wasn't sure because when I bought it-
Frey Ranch.
And this is the straight bourbon whiskey.
It's a really cool bottle.
And it's from, we have three bottles now of Frey Ranch.
Um, we're a little earlier to the game than most to Frey Ranch, because this is from Nevada.
Right.
And I almost went to the distillery when I was out there.
It's about an hour and-
Oh, you should have.
20 minute drive to get to it though.
It's in the middle of fucking nowhere in Fallon.
Yeah, you should have.
And maybe next time we go out there in several years, we'll try to hit it.
But this last time, there was too much going on.
And I wanted to go out there and hit their distillery, but I didn't.
So we were a little earlier to the game on all of these.
So we brought Frey Ranch back before it was even available in Dallas for about a year
or two years.
Nice.
And then we got the Cast Strength and now this one, which you're probably not going
to find this one in a store anywhere.
No way.
Not here.
Yeah, probably not.
I mean, I do respect the fact that it's a unicorn and very unique and different.
Right.
But I'll give it a one.
I didn't say one, but this way, I mean, between all-
You don't have to rate it.
Between all the bourbons I have, I would not pull this one off and drink it.
That's all right.
I like it.
That's kind of similar to what we felt about the Williamsburg when you pulled that out.
Right.
And I love that to death.
And like I said, all three of us are not going to like every single bourbon.
Oh yeah, sure.
No.
But again, for me, it's the butter because I was telling you, growing up, I hated butter.
Right.
And if you have an aversion to it, then you're not going to want to drink it.
Right.
Because if you like butter, you like the buttercream, the cake frosting type of thing, there's
all of that in this.
Yeah, there is.
So I'm going to go over some of the Frey whiskies because they need a single barrel
whiskies, barrel strength, single barrel.
Our farm grown grain whisky straight from the barrel.
We taste through, blow this up a little bit.
We taste through every whisky barrel as it comes to age and especially select those that
stand out with unique flavors and textures.
So these guys went above and beyond to pull out these born with exceptional characteristics.
These barrels are balled with that cast strength for their art distillers, reserve collection.
It's available in special releases as Frey Ranch and through our online whisky shop,
as well as the store selected barrels as premium limited release.
Our single barrel collection has included barrel releases of four grain, three grain,
three grain.
You've ever heard of three grain?
Everything is three grain.
That's kind of weird that they would say that.
I know it is kind of weird.
Not everything, but standard.
And single grain, which is, is this, this is a single grain.
This is 100% wheat, right?
100% wheat.
And mash bills to highlight the grains that we grow right here on the Frey Ranch, which
is kind of cool.
And the awards and recognition part, they've got a double platinum.
I've never heard of that.
What's the difference?
Pretty high.
I wonder which one that is though.
That's the Ascot Awards.
No, I mean, which, which, which bottle, you know?
Oh yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Cause I mean, cause they, we've had some other stuff that we like or I like.
Frey Ranch, you know, the other bottles I've got there.
Great.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, you know what?
Like I said, I'm stuck at 8.3.
I think it's a fantastic purchase.
I'm glad you got it.
And kudos.
We'll keep this on the rack.
I want to readdress this in a year and find out where Paul stands at that time.
Yeah.
Maybe his palate will change by then.
Maybe not.
It's good.
It's good with some, with some water.
I mean, it is good.
It's dumbed down the butter for sure.
That's good.
It did.
I'll tell you what, just a little bit of water.
I put just a little, it really, it opened it up because it was so creamy, you know?
And, um, that's a good word for it.
Creamy.
Yeah, it is.
Cause it's, it's, it's got a melting kind of flavor.
And when you, when I added the water, it just kind of separated some of those flavors out
where you're, it's not one, it's not baked in one.
It's kind of separated out.
So now I'm telling you, I tasted, totally tasted toffee, uh, some pecans.
I don't joke.
I do taste that stone fruit, a hard apricot, you know, a hard cherry.
With you know, what's really interesting is I think we, at least I got into a feeling
like there's not much difference between a lot of the ones that we try.
So I do appreciate this being way off the, you know what I mean?
Way off the taste scale.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Because I do appreciate that because it does seem like, you know, there's not much difference.
Well, the question is, you know what I mean?
How'd they get it to taste like this?
You know, is it the wheat that they're grown by themselves?
It's gotta be.
The barrels.
Are you saying it's literally a hundred percent wheat?
One hundred percent wheat.
So we only have one other bottle, uh, that's a hundred percent wheat.
Do we?
We didn't care for it.
It's Oregon spirit.
We need to pull it back out to see if we, maybe next week.
Yeah, we're being a little judgmental.
We tasted it, it was like, no, it tastes like we're eating a field, you know?
And this doesn't taste anything like that.
No, it tastes, it's anything but weedy.
Yeah.
You know?
You guys made the joke, it's live cereal, you know?
But it does capture, it, that live cereal was the prior one.
Right.
The, uh, yours, the first one you brought, that live cereal.
Giant?
No, no, the one you brought tonight, the, uh, registered one.
No, no, no, no.
RD one.
The emmerota.
When you guys talked about live cereal, it was that other, that other one.
That was a giant 95.
Giant 95.
Yeah.
That's where live cereal came from.
Originally.
Yes.
Yeah.
That was, and I thought that was good.
And you guys were like, oh, God, I just didn't like the taste of it.
No, I get it.
Well, I'll tell you what, unless you're having a version of butter, kind of like Paul, I would
highly recommend trying to find this.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Cause it's completely unique in flavor to any other whiskey we had.
It's shocking.
And for any of those bourbon lovers out there that really like good bourbon, I, I'm going
to totally change gears on here.
Find the double barrel Spanish of by Rebecca Craig.
God bless you.
You're not going to be able to do that.
I need to find, I'm going to find it.
I'm going to find it.
I'm telling them buying five fucking bottles, 10 bottles.
I don't give a shit.
I am really wishing I had bought more of it.
We have some more out there.
Good.
I'm out, but that's not the point of our collection though.
I'm not coming over here to tip off of that, but it's so good.
And you know what?
It's going to make it a treat though.
And it was a great price.
50 bucks.
Yeah.
50 bucks.
Yeah.
That's too bad.
Hopefully, hopefully you do make it over there.
When you go to Rebecca Creek, yell at them.
I know why they don't have it because MTB is out of their aged old or higher proof stuff
because everyone's buying it.
Right.
That's the problem.
It's popular.
It's got, it's great branding too.
Yeah.
All right.
So Paul, you, you said you had some fantastic things working up in your, your, your near
future.
What were you referring to?
Fantastic things.
Ooh, well, I mean, I, how do I bring all those up?
I mean, well, I'll tell you what.
My magical life that I live.
We did mention, I'm going to give a little bit of a shout out here.
We did mention that we've got the whiskey festival coming up this Friday, July 12th.
Also we got a shout out to our dear friend, Mr. David Bane, who passed away.
And we're going to be going to his funeral on Friday.
Yeah.
So shout out to all the people out there that support him.
Our heart goes out to him.
Anytime someone passes away, you know, we've been with David for two decades, you know,
essentially.
Almost three for me.
You know, good friends, you can't take that, you know, when they go, they're gone, they're
gone and you take them for granted that they're going to be there when you wake up in the
next morning and then they're just not.
And it's just like, it's not a matter of whether you, you talk to them every single day, week,
month, whatever.
And it's just when they're gone, they're gone.
They're, it's kind of like that, that double bear Spanish oak when it's gone, it's gone.
And then you spend the rest of the time trying to, to, to find that, that, that part that's
missing, but when a friend passes away, it's just leaves an empty void.
It, and, um, or when anyone passes away, just leaves that empty space there that you'll
never be able to fill.
And the only thing Jeff Overton came up with a great idea.
One of our podcast, uh, our fantasy, one of his casseroles.
He, no, he wants to do a, you know, the points trophy, the points award.
Oh yeah.
He wants to do a new trophy for, and call it the Bain trophy.
If you win the top paint award, I think that's a great idea.
And you know what, because the, the, the highest points, uh, is that equal amount of money
from the first place?
Yeah, it is.
So yeah, I think that, and we don't give it anything.
Like we don't give it to us.
There's no trophy or anything.
You just, I recommend that we do that.
I think it's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
We call it the Bain trophy.
I'm going to bring it up with the commissioner.
I think we just do it.
Yeah.
I mean, push through.
Yeah.
He wouldn't care.
Yeah.
Just bring it up.
Cause you know, Barry,
I think it's a good idea to just make a nice plaque.
Ooh.
Um, or do we want a trophy trophy?
Yeah.
I just buy one like a traditional trophy on your plate.
Cause you're the one that's going to have to fuck it.
To change it up from just a regular trophy.
Actually, you know what though?
I do kind of like the concept of, of customizing it.
So um, you know, we discussed about, uh, cause I had tried to get some aluminum cards to,
to see if the laser didn't work.
So I'm now, we only try to get maybe a special bit to put on our router for the CNC machine.
See if we can't get that to work.
If we can get that to work, then we can go ahead and carve our own, uh, plaques to put
on the trophy thing.
Yeah.
So I recommend we do that.
Let's, let's try to do that.
Let's try to get them.
Tell me what that tip we need.
I'll just go buy it and we can start doing some experiments with it.
That'd be fun.
We'll have to do the, the, the,
Oh, so you're not talking about the laser you're talking about.
We'll do the router.
Yeah, we do the router.
Cause I, I, you know, dude, look, we have, we, we kind of switched gears from the, uh,
the, from doing the original routing over to the laser.
And we love the laser so much because it's so much more practical and less, especially
on wood.
Well, I mean, it, it looks better.
I mean, but the, the carving does have its, uh, it's, it does look good as well, but
there's, there's more to it.
You get this cleanup, there's fucking cleaning out the vacuum.
There's, there's just, there's a lot more.
There's a little bit more to it when you have to like engrave, but when you're engraving
little pieces of metal like that, fuck, that'd be cool.
He's done.
You're going to have to hook up the, the, uh, vacuum cleaner, clean up little tiny metal
shards everywhere.
Yeah.
They're so micro.
That'd be like embedded in the feet.
Yes.
Spread all over your garage.
Yeah.
Pops your tires of your car.
Crotch.
Oh, you do all through your crotch.
Oh wow.
You do this nude.
Slop it up with that's fantastic.
What a good outlet.
Right.
So, uh, regarding this year's fantasy football, uh, that were, were, uh, I know nothing about
this year's players.
I mean, it's, it's, I never do though.
I never do.
Do we need to bring up the rules about why the quarterback sucks balls?
I want to go back to it.
I don't, that one just kind of proved that it slipped under the radar for me.
I don't know who approved it.
Well, I mean, I think we voted on it.
Nothing happens unless we vote on it, but it seemed like it just got slipped under the
radar.
I don't remember seeing that vote.
Yeah.
I disagree with it.
I say we go back.
I think what happened is that we had seven people approve it and other five people fuck
them.
Yeah.
I, I'm not sure what happened.
I don't like it.
So unless it went out and I just never saw it.
Yeah.
So we went from six point touchdowns to four point touchdowns for quarterbacks and it completely
changed the value of the quarterback.
Yeah.
And I said, well, because, well, look, I figured out a couple of years ago that the quarterback
is the highest point scoring person.
So why the fuck are we picking running backs?
It isn't always, it isn't always.
If you managed to grab the, the Patrick Holmes of that year, then yes.
But if it, if you didn't, then you know, you, you get 11 points.
Yeah.
But it is when you're scoring six points.
If you pick up the Matt Flynn, like I did one year, Matt Ryan, you mean Matt Ryan, Ryan.
Yeah.
I knew that's what you meant.
Matt Ryan.
So many people have tried on Matt Ryan.
I think I tried on him twice.
Well, I think he was the best available when I did it.
You're right.
But then one year he was scoring 30 points a game.
I'm just like, damn it.
Right.
It's such a crap shoot.
We've always talked about that, but it's so much fun.
That's why I'm excited about maybe getting the guys together after the funeral.
Yeah.
Well, after the funeral, we can check it out.
We'll get a little lunch, hopefully people show up and you know, it's the Astro pansies.
So if you guys are looking to, you know, provide a little support for the Astro pansies.
Or would I go fund me for the after, the league?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's said money to dudes like us and we'll, we'll take care of it.
We'll make, we'll take care of it.
We're over.
We'll, we'll, we'll invest the money into the Bain trophy.
There we go.
That's what I really like to do.
Actually, that'd be a great, that'd be a great deal.
I think that's what we should do.
I'm going to do it.
I'm glad he brought it up.
That was a great idea.
We did it in, um, I think it's a good idea as well.
And I think, uh, we ought to do something unique.
What should we do?
What kind of David, should we put a bottle of booze on there?
That's probably not a good idea.
How about a, uh, no, I don't think he wasn't into that.
No, I don't know.
You know, better than I did.
He was a Scottish or maybe we do something like a kilt.
Yeah.
Or like a big blob of haggis.
Oh, absolutely was.
I mean, those koozies that you saw, those little kilts.
Yeah.
I got those from his house at a party.
Are you kidding me?
No.
Well, I stand corrected.
Yeah.
No, he was big into his Scottish heritage.
Why have we never had him on the podcast?
Uh, I don't know.
Damn it.
Don't wait till the last second, guys.
You got to grab those friends and you got to do shit with them.
I know.
You know, you never know when it's going to be the last time you're ever going to speak
to somebody.
It could be a car wreck.
It could be falling down a flight of stairs.
That's why I try not to hold grudges or stay angry for very long.
Yeah.
I'm not saying I don't get angry, but I, I, I let it go quickly.
Smart.
Because it's not worth it.
No, it isn't.
Good point.
And that goes with everybody in your life.
That changed when my mom got sick at 50.
Like your life could change.
She slipped at work and found out she had cancer in her bones.
That's how she found out the change her life from right there.
That's crazy.
Cause my brother, he played in a soccer game at A and M and he hurt his leg and they did
a, you know, they did a cat scan and he had bone cancer.
Yep.
It's like, what the fuck?
Really?
That's how you find out shit like that.
Yep.
That's how I guess, I guess that's a blessing cause it could have gone on for another year
and who knows how much it would have spread.
Right?
Well, she had breast cancer.
Uh, actually it was a couple of years after that.
She had breast cancer at 50.
She had the mastectomy, uh, treatment whole nine yards.
And then a couple of years later she was walking in the work after rain and she slept shattered
her hip.
Uh, and when they took her to the hospital, they actually were like, yeah, there's all
this bone cancer.
Cause the breast cancer moved to her bones and it ate away her bone.
That's why it shattered so easy.
It's why she had a heavy placement, all that.
And then it just moved around her body for 13 years before it killed her.
So you never know.
It changed her life overnight.
Overnight.
Yeah.
Overnight.
So my, my perspective, uh, changed quite a bit when that happened.
Yeah.
I imagine.
How old were you?
Well, she was 50.
That was 94.
So I was 23.
Damn.
24.
Damn.
It depended on what time of the year it was.
About 24.
Yeah.
Well, shit.
Yeah.
So you guys, um, we were, we were talking about the fray and we were in the green when
we were talking a little bit about, um, uh, what the hell are we talking about?
We're talking, we're talking about sales of, because we were originally talking about like
Bud Light, how, how it was suppressed because a Dalin Mulvaney was like fucking around.
It's the latest on that.
I haven't seen much news on that.
Has it rebounded?
No, no, no, no, no.
So number two, it's amazing.
It's like, it might not come back.
So they lost that share permanently and it's has not rebounded at all.
Right.
Because people went on to new beers and now they have new beers.
There's no reason to go back.
Yeah.
So I wanted to chat about like some of the other sales were not necessarily with, uh,
with, with beer, but I wanted to jump on the sales for, for the spirits.
Paul, you had brought up a list that you had pulled for the top 10 spirits of sales in
the United States.
So we asked jet beachy GPT to, to come up with the list.
And I use that one or, or, uh, well, I mean, either way, go ahead.
I mean, yeah.
All right.
Let me pull it up.
Yeah.
It was really interesting to me.
So, oh, so it's okay.
Number 10, these are the, this is according to chat GPT, these are the top 10 best selling
spirits in the United States.
Number 10.
Bacardi.
Yep.
Bacardi rum.
Bacardi.
Bacardi rum.
Bacardi.
And then number nine, you have Captain Morgan rum.
So two rums in a row.
Number eight, fireball cinnamon whiskey, which is, I believe that interesting.
Yeah.
Cause that's a party drink.
Right.
Big party.
Huge party drink.
College, college sales there.
I think the ladies like fireballs.
Oh yeah.
It gets, it's everything grease.
Lube.
Yeah.
But you know, but the number nine, the captain Morgan man, that was my go-to in college.
Cause everybody else was drinking beer and I couldn't stand beer and I was drinking
wine coolers.
That's amazing that's the top 10, but you know, whatever.
I was drinking wine coolers.
Good Lord.
All right.
Number seven, Jameson, total, total pussy.
All right.
Number seven, Jameson Irish whiskey.
Never got it.
We have some out there.
Never got into the Irish whiskey scene.
I never thought it was that great.
I've tried it here and there.
Uh, we, we went to the Tealings and there was some good stuff there.
Um, but we have, we have two or three and there's a whole bunch of different Irish
whiskey.
Oh, there is.
We had two, we have two or three out there.
Maybe we need to revisit those.
One of our podcasts as well.
Plus we have a couple of scotches.
We need to try again.
Yeah, that'd be a good idea.
All right.
That's number seven.
Number six was Patron Tequila.
That's good.
Good shit.
All right.
So to be clear, you know, these are, I mean, Patron Tequila, that, that's a big deal.
I mean, Patron, first of all, I think everyone should be drinking Tequila.
Tequila is probably, if you're going to drink a liquor, it's like the healthiest you could
drink.
It's the healthiest you can drink.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Because it does less on you than all the liquors combined, but it impacts you completely different.
It can.
Oh, they all did.
It has the way it makes people drunk is different than most booze.
Yeah.
I think all of those have that capability, right?
If you've never had gin before, you've never had vodka before.
I think Tequila is even unique in itself.
Changes you.
Man, I don't know.
Tequila makes your clothes fall off.
That's that song for a reason.
I used to think that.
It makes people horny.
I used to think that.
I don't know.
God bless it.
And who knows?
Maybe it's, maybe it's the, the elements that are in Tequila that are a little bit different.
I find my, I found myself getting more angry or easily more volatile with Tequila.
It's probably a better way.
Like your temper.
Yes.
I was very short fused when I was doing Tequila.
Or were you like equally as happy as you were like, Oh, was it just, just negative?
I was, I was, cause I'm giddy as a, as when I get drunk, I get giddy.
Right.
You know, I'm all fun, but I could turn a corner pretty quick with Tequila and, but
I don't have a whole lot of experience with it just simply because I'm kind of like, yeah,
not doing that again.
And so I just, I dismiss it and I don't do it anymore.
But you know, there's a lot of good Tequilas out there.
Yeah.
So I take it on again and just start drinking it because Tequila is good.
The only problem I have with Tequila is you could fucking drink it.
Right.
Because it's fucking high proof.
It's 80 proof.
Very easy.
Oh my God.
You fucking picked up that bottle.
You're like glug, glug, glug, glug.
That's the problem with it.
You can drink it.
I'm intrigued by the clothes falling off thing.
I think I need to introduce that to my wife.
I thought you were like wanting us to go out and drink it.
Oh no.
I'm not into you guys being naked.
I'm not into that.
Sorry.
I don't mean to offend.
I could bring my leader host socks.
What's next?
Okay.
Number five, Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey.
Top selling Canadian whiskey brand known for its smoothness and range of expressions.
Now that I'm into the bourbons and stuff like that, I'll pass on Crown.
Yeah.
I mean, if they've got Crown at a party, I'll mix it with Sprite or Coke.
But I mean, they took a hit for like being, you know, the rumor that they had additives
in their shit.
Well, they're flavored ones.
I'm sure they do.
Well, all the flavored ones have something in there, but I think their base stuff, they
were saying they have.
Do they?
I don't think it was true.
I don't, I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know.
But I remember them being taken a hit for that.
All right.
Let's see here.
Number four, Smirnoff Vorka.
A classic vodka brand with a wide range of flavors, consistently popular in the U.S.
market.
Not a real good vodka.
Yeah, it's triple.
There's so many.
Oh, there's so many.
Holy shit.
We gotta hurry.
All right.
Tennessee Cognac.
Tennessee?
One of the leading cognac brands globally renowned for its rich and consistent quality.
Number two, Jack Daniels.
All right.
Don't believe it.
And number one.
A staple in American whiskey, particularly Tennessee whiskey, known for its distinct flavor
profile and widespread recognition.
I just wish it wasn't as expensive as it was.
And number one.
Number one, Tito's.
Can you imagine that?
A Texas based vodka.
Tito's handmade vodka known for its smoothness in Texas roots.
Tito's has surged popularity to become the best selling vodka in the U.S.
Amazing.
I think that is that marketing?
Yeah.
Bottom line, it's marketing Tito's.
It's got a fantastic name.
Yeah.
It's called Tito's.
It's become the party vodka.
Right.
Everybody does a Tito's and cranberry.
Right.
Well, this stuck up on us pretty quick.
July 9th, 2024.
Our producer had to leave early.
He's a little ill.
This was fun.
Thanks guys.
Dude's on course.
I'm Sean.
It's fine.
I'm Paul.
Thanks for joining us.
We'll see you in a little bit.
Thanks.
See you.
Bye.