1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,440 I have a real high guys. 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,520 We're official on the second half. 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,720 It's nine oh three September eight. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:16,800 We've got dudes like us just sitting around talking about shit that's going on. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,800 Drinking. 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,080 What are we drinking? 7 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:21,080 What's this one? 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,360 This is early times. 9 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,680 This is the early times bottled and bond. 10 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:33,920 I like this one better than the black ridge. 11 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:38,080 When I first told Sean I was like yeah they're recommending a early times. 12 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,920 He's like that blew it off. 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:48,680 Early times was like well I bartended 30 years ago. 14 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,680 If not more. 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:50,680 It was more. 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,320 That was the 90s. 17 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,840 I bartended in 1988. 18 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,320 So in 1988 they had early times. 19 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Those 32 years. 20 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,320 I know. 21 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,680 Not to be confused with family time. 22 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,680 Dynamite. 23 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:09,680 Oh my god. 24 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,760 So I was bartending. 25 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,760 That was the well liquor. 26 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:12,760 It was early times. 27 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:18,720 I remember in the office back then when you'd make drinks they had a gun. 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,720 They have two guns. 29 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,440 They got a gun that dispenses the coordinated drinks. 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,920 They'd have the L. For some reason L meant seven up or sprite. 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,400 I don't even know why. 32 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,080 Lemonade maybe L. The Q was tonic water. 33 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,440 S was soda. 34 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,440 W was water. 35 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,920 C was coke or Pepsi. 36 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:42,200 But there's always C. And there was a couple more random ones. 37 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,800 There was one that was tab. 38 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Oh wow. 39 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Yeah tab. 40 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 What the hell man. 41 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:51,480 You just completely dated yourself. 42 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,160 They still sell that shit. 43 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,560 So in the back of the office they had these reservoirs. 44 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,400 They had on the wall and there was a bunch of tubes coming out of these. 45 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:09,920 So they had like five big one and a half liter tanks of booze that would fall into this funnel 46 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:15,120 and the funnel would fall into this reservoir and it would all consolidate into this one 47 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,000 tube and it would be pumped into these little handguns. 48 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,520 And so if you wanted a bourbon and coke you hit the B for the bourbon which are very simple. 49 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:32,560 B G V. So the gun would dispense distilled. 50 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,560 It would be liquors. 51 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,240 Yeah whatever would come through the tube. 52 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,800 So they'd be like bourbon and coke. 53 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,800 That's done. 54 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:39,800 I've never seen that. 55 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,800 V is for vagina. 56 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,800 Nice. 57 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,800 Viva section. 58 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,360 I don't think that's what that meant. 59 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,440 Oh Collins. 60 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,440 That was the other thing. 61 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,280 There was a Collins mix on there too. 62 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:56,920 See vagina it spurred his memory to Collins for some reason. 63 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,200 Can you time stamp that Mr. Producer? 64 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,640 So we're not allowed to use the V word. 65 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:06,680 I've got a nice phraseology to solve some of our heavy topics earlier and we'll use 66 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,920 your early times example. 67 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,040 Well let me finish about the early times. 68 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,800 The reason why I discredit the whole early times thing. 69 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,800 He scoffed at it. 70 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,680 Because I did scoff at it because it was a horrible tasting bourbon back then. 71 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,680 It's a cheap bourbon. 72 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:29,280 Well in retrospect now I understand back then it may have tasted okay but I started realizing 73 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:34,720 that the bar owners would take the booze and they would add water to it. 74 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:35,720 Oh hell yeah. 75 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,720 And so they would take. 76 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,960 That's what they do in Mexico man. 77 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:39,960 Whatever. 78 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:40,960 That's such crap. 79 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,960 This was in El Paso. 80 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,600 It was right over the border on 800 North Saragossa. 81 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,640 Yeah but that's in the US of A baby. 82 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,360 You don't do that shit in the US of A. 83 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,840 They had kerosene and formaldehyde in Mexico. 84 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,640 Oh that's a good point. 85 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,000 Good lord really? 86 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yes. 87 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:03,560 At the all inclusives there's been a spur of women. 88 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:08,320 Not all women but women mainly because what they'll do is they'll fill these bottles 89 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:14,000 up but they'll mix it with you know how you're supposed to mark the bottle so you can't reuse 90 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 it. 91 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,560 So they'll find it and they'll fill it up with kerosene and chemicals and shit like 92 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:24,200 that and then add color to it and then they'll serve it and what that does is it knocks these 93 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,200 people out. 94 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,200 You think? 95 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:31,800 And a lot of the ladies get raped and a couple of ladies get killed. 96 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,800 That's fucked up. 97 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,800 Really? 98 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,800 State rape shit. 99 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,200 Yeah so that was happening at some of these all inclusives down there in Mexico. 100 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,800 People were passing out and dying yeah. 101 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,280 Yeah and dying too. 102 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:45,280 You know there was a trend of that going on in the Dominican Republic wasn't it? 103 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,440 Where people were drinking the liquor out of the mini bar and dropping dead of a heart 104 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,440 attack. 105 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,440 Yep that's the same deal. 106 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,440 They were trying to point to the alcohol. 107 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,440 It was the same deal. 108 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,440 It was the alcohol. 109 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,440 That's crazy. 110 00:04:54,440 --> 00:05:02,080 So yeah I've gone to one of those all inclusives where they have all the liquor bottles in 111 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:07,360 the room and I tried one of them and I was like I mean come on you know. 112 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,360 That's good. 113 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,360 Stand close. 114 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,200 Well only savants that board on alcoholics like us can taste the difference. 115 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,000 No I'm a full blown. 116 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Full blown alcoholics can tell. 117 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,800 You'd be like yeah that tastes like muriatic acid. 118 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,120 I just balanced my pool with that. 119 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,120 It eats my insides. 120 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,120 I recognize the smell. 121 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,120 I clean the algae off my pool. 122 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,120 Exactly. 123 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,720 When you bring the glass to your lips and your eyes start burning that's a really good 124 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,720 sign. 125 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,720 So usually at an all inclusive I'll just do beers a little safer or when I chat up 126 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:44,720 the bartender I either know he's a friend and if I haven't convinced him we're friends 127 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:49,480 when he asks me what I do for a living I tell him I'm a chemist. 128 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,240 That way I know I get the purest stuff. 129 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,240 Interesting. 130 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,200 The last one I went to. 131 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,380 Jack Handy baby. 132 00:05:56,380 --> 00:05:59,120 You just throw a few like periodic table elements out at him. 133 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,480 Yeah I'm like don't make me do the Perkins reactions. 134 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,820 37 steps. 135 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:09,360 Our favorite element is strontium. 136 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:13,360 When you oxidize that that's like crotchium. 137 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,240 And I'm a little confused with cornstarch. 138 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,240 That methane. 139 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,240 What about the hour part? 140 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,240 I want to go back to the hour part. 141 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,240 Smells like onion. 142 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,240 Yeah heavy fermentation process. 143 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:31,600 Got to break out the flunsen burner. 144 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,600 That is real. 145 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,600 It is. 146 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Vagetium. 147 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,600 Vagetium? 148 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,600 I think they need to make a new one. 149 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,160 I think we all know what it smells like. 150 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,160 I know what it smells like. 151 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 Carp. 152 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,600 You married the wrong women I'm telling you. 153 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,600 Salmon. 154 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,600 What do you mean the wrong women? 155 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,600 I'm just saying. 156 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,120 Oh my gosh. 157 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,560 That reminds me I'm not going to say who it was. 158 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,160 Somebody within my family was a total womanizer. 159 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,160 In your family. 160 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,160 In your dad. 161 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,160 There's only so many. 162 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,160 Not in my family. 163 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,160 We're going to go through it and find it. 164 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,160 Anyway. 165 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,160 We're going to go to Colorado for our trip. 166 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,160 We're going to find the family. 167 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:18,160 This dude in college was the ultimate womanizer. 168 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,160 He was a total man whore. 169 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,160 Total man whore. 170 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:32,160 He's with a girl and for some reason he gets a close up in terms of smell or something. 171 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:39,160 She goes to the bathroom and he crawls out the window and runs away because it was so 172 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,160 bad. 173 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,160 That was a real thing. 174 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,160 He really did that. 175 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,160 Biologically that just means they're not supposed to mate. 176 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,160 Pheromones and stuff don't jive. 177 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,160 Anyway. 178 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,160 We had a plan. 179 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,160 I did not do that. 180 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,160 That's totally true. 181 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:54,160 She just didn't take care of her shit. 182 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,160 It could be part of that. 183 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,160 Can you imagine the conversation though? 184 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,160 I don't think you and I are supposed to mate. 185 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,160 Why do you say that? 186 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,160 Because it smells like shit. 187 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,160 No, it smells like condom. 188 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,160 I'm not feeling it, meaning smelling it. 189 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:13,160 We're at a hamburger joint and I can't get the fucking smell of salmon out of my nose. 190 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,160 It smells like Long John's. 191 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,160 This is going to be an extended time stamp. 192 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,160 Extended time stamp. 193 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:24,160 For those listening, if you've made it this far, over a few shots of bourbon we decided 194 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,160 to lighten the mood. 195 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,160 I think we've accomplished that. 196 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,160 It was a hard laugh. 197 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:35,160 Anyway, you have the floor, sir. 198 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,160 Me? 199 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,160 What the hell? 200 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,160 You were going to say something. 201 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,160 We've been trying. 202 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,160 Oh, sorry. 203 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,160 What? 204 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,160 It was unrelated to a vagina. 205 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,160 You were going to say something. 206 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,160 Were you? 207 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,160 That was so many laughs ago. 208 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,160 We'll see if it comes back. 209 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,160 Here's something I'd like to chat about. 210 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,160 I'd like to talk about tattoos. 211 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,160 I'll start off a couple scenarios. 212 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,160 I'd first want to declare that I don't have any tattoos. 213 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,160 Racist. 214 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,160 I'm not against tattoos. 215 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,160 Excuse me. 216 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,160 I'm not against tattoos. 217 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,160 I actually want one. 218 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:11,160 I just can't figure out which one to get. 219 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,160 Fascinating. 220 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,160 I'd love to get one. 221 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,160 But I can't figure it out. 222 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:19,160 Get your mom's face on your left hip. 223 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,160 Wow. 224 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,160 Damn, dude. 225 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:26,160 You could have said breast or pectoral. 226 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,160 My tits. 227 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,160 Yeah. 228 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,160 That's pretty inflammatory. 229 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:36,160 I was thinking about something about my name, the crest of my name, tied into a Millennium 230 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:40,160 Falcon, tied into a sword, tied into I don't know. 231 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,160 You're making fun of your son's sword. 232 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,160 Well, I did a little bit. 233 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:52,160 But then I started really digging into the sword as the word of God. 234 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,160 I get it. 235 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 There's a lot to it. 236 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,160 And really, it's personal. 237 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,160 So tattoos are personal. 238 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:03,160 I don't like anyone getting these generic tattoos just to get a tattoo. 239 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Like when you and I went to the Island Bar and Grill out in Pottsboro, High Point, the 240 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:16,160 lake, there was a couple of folks that sat down and they were just, you know, it's not 241 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:21,160 so much that it's just it didn't look very, you know, they had the the fun in ear lobes 242 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,160 because they had taken the gauges out. 243 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,160 It's just like the they it's like the ear lobes, you know, and it's just like, come on, man, 244 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,160 what are you doing there? 245 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,160 You know, those people that made those life decisions to get that far. 246 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,160 I'm not against tattoos. 247 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 I think tattoos are cool. 248 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,160 I think if you forget it for yourself and it's personal, hats off to you. 249 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:44,160 I'm not I'm not all about those people being having like their whole body as a mural. 250 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:48,160 You know, with that being said, you know, my brother has a lot of tattoos and every single 251 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,160 one of them mean a lot to him. 252 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,160 I don't disrespect my brother. 253 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,160 I love my brother. 254 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,160 But it's very personal. 255 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:59,160 So I don't want to step on toes for all those folks that have tattoos because for whatever 256 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,160 reason you get a tattoo, that's your reason. 257 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:07,160 I just can't figure out a solid reason for me to put one on my body. 258 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,160 Now, my wife has tattoos. 259 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,160 She's always said to me, hey, let's go get tattoos tonight. 260 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,160 And I always cringe. 261 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,160 And I'm kind of like, you know, it's forever. 262 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,160 If I get a tattoo, I don't want to be rushed. 263 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,160 I want to get my tattoo on my terms. 264 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,160 Yeah. 265 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,160 And I want to be solid on what I get. 266 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,160 And you really want to be special and mean something like the Millennium Falcon. 267 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,160 I mean, it lasts a millennium. 268 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,160 That's right. 269 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,160 And it needs to be from shoulder to shoulder. 270 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,160 You know what? 271 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:39,160 First of all, how dare you? 272 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,160 Millennium Falcon. 273 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,160 Sacred ground. 274 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,160 It was one of the fastest ships. 275 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,160 In like 15 parsecs. 276 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,160 In the galaxy. 277 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,160 Yeah, 10 parsecs. 278 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,160 Yeah. 279 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,160 And it's so easy to fly. 280 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,160 Everybody flies it in that series. 281 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,160 It's amazing. 282 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 It's like you ride a bike, you know how to fly that thing. 283 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,160 That's not true. 284 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,160 There were no bikes. 285 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,160 You can turn it sideways and go through all sorts of tight spots. 286 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,160 It's like a Daihatsu Charade. 287 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:05,160 It's charade. 288 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,160 If you guys disrespect my car one more time, there's going to be an ass kick. 289 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,160 You guys can take turns kissing my ass. 290 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 Okay. 291 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,160 All right. 292 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:17,160 So to level set the tattoo discussion so our audience understands, Sean's already admitted. 293 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,160 He has none. 294 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160 Paul, where are we at? 295 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,160 Oh, tattoo? 296 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,160 Yep. 297 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,160 Oh, he's got a tattoo. 298 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,160 How many? 299 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,160 It's a huge vagina. 300 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,160 No, it's not. 301 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,160 I just armpit. 302 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,160 No. 303 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,160 It's a big vagina. 304 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,160 Most people think it... 305 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,160 Because it works the hair and it looks pubish. 306 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,160 I got a picture of it. 307 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,160 So it's on my personal... 308 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,160 Junk? 309 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,160 Personal junk. 310 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,160 Okay. 311 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,160 And most people think it's just a W-Y. 312 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,160 It's a V. 313 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,160 And they're like, what does that mean? 314 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,160 What does that mean? 315 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,160 And I said, well, when it's elongated, they think it's Wendy. 316 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,160 But it's really welcome to Jamaica, man. 317 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,160 Have a nice day. 318 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,160 That's a good one. 319 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,160 That's quite elongated. 320 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,160 That's a good tattoo. 321 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,160 That's a good tattoo. 322 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,160 That's a scar. 323 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,160 That's not a tattoo. 324 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,160 That's your armpit vagina. 325 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,160 Oh, I said it again. 326 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,160 Sorry. 327 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:05,160 He had a surgery and it doesn't... 328 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,160 If you see that from afar, does that look like something that you think it looks like? 329 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:13,160 That looks like a testicle buried in an ass. 330 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,160 Like with a Cadbury egg tint. 331 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,160 Oh. 332 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160 You know, that's what's interesting. 333 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,160 You know, that's what's interesting. 334 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,160 You asked for my impression. 335 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 336 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,160 When I was a kid, I was like, oh, my God. 337 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,160 You asked for my impression. 338 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 339 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,160 So when I was being rolled into surgery... 340 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,160 I never heard that adjective, a Cadbury egg tint. 341 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:35,880 When I was being rolled into surgery, I was under the impression they were going to fix 342 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,880 my shoulder. 343 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,600 When I woke up, they had sewed up my vagina. 344 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,600 And I was not expecting that. 345 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,000 I don't appreciate them making those decisions. 346 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 I know, me neither. 347 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 I mean, it's your body. 348 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Why is the government making that call for me? 349 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 They needed soldiers. 350 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Oh my God. 351 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Must have been a draft. 352 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Illegal draft. 353 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Illegal draft. 354 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Is that a mental scar or menstrual? 355 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 What are we? 356 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,000 It's a menstrual scar. 357 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Okay. 358 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 So, by the way, we still don't have a... 359 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 I do. 360 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I do have one. 361 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 I do have one. 362 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I did... 363 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 We make fun of them. 364 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Is it a tramp stamp? 365 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 No, I don't. 366 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I don't get upset. 367 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,760 So I designed it. 368 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,480 I had been drawing it for years and years and years. 369 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:22,760 And I kind of went through my first of several midlife crises. 370 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:29,320 And yeah, I took it to a tattoo artist. 371 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:34,360 And yeah, he drew up a version of it. 372 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,920 So I really liked Egyptian hieroglyphics. 373 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,560 So I kind of designed an Egyptian hieroglyphic tattoo. 374 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:46,640 And he convinced me to make it more artistic. 375 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:52,200 Just blocky, rounded out, give it some color, all that kind of stuff. 376 00:14:52,200 --> 00:15:00,800 So in a nutshell, it's a combination of Egyptian hieroglyphics inspired with a kanji symbol. 377 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:05,520 And considering the Cadbury egg color, to be fair... 378 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:10,280 We all know what that is, by the way. 379 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,960 It's got that Cadbury tint. 380 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,960 Yes. 381 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,880 We just fucking popped something in brain. 382 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,680 He's like, what the fuck just happened? 383 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,720 Oh, he doesn't watch that show? 384 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,640 We have never prepped him for that. 385 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,840 Oh, you never talked about that? 386 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,840 No, we have not. 387 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,840 We'll come back to that. 388 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,120 I haven't watched the show, but I know I'm supposed to sing it. 389 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,120 Okay. 390 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,920 It's a show called Letter Kenny. 391 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,600 Well, my point was, he's got some color in there. 392 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,600 But it's not just... 393 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,800 Well, it's a lot of color, but of course it's super faded now. 394 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,720 I should probably get it touched up, but whatever. 395 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,280 And Jeff, your count? 396 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,280 I have 54. 397 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,280 Mine is 54. 398 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,280 I have zero. 399 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,280 That would have been a safe bet. 400 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,080 Vegas wouldn't have even taken the odds on the board. 401 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,080 Yeah, I have zero. 402 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,120 I'm kind of in the same boat that Sean is. 403 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,320 I'm not against them, but it's got to be right. 404 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:02,400 It's got to be meaningful, and it's got to be in the right place, right? 405 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,480 And I really like what my son did. 406 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,480 Steven. 407 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,480 Yeah. 408 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,680 I talked to him about it, and both my boys wanted to get tattoos. 409 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:17,160 And I said, if you get one, it needs to mean something to you personally. 410 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:21,840 Does it need to be some tribal thing around your arm that has absolutely no meaning to 411 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,840 you? 412 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,840 Right. 413 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,040 It needs to have a story behind it, a meaning. 414 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:31,160 So when someone comes up to you and asks you, because most likely, when you look at a tattoo, 415 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,880 unless it's very blatant, you don't know what it means, and get the meaning behind it, you're 416 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,200 able to explain it. 417 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,800 And Steven did a really good job at it. 418 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:44,120 And I'd like to be along that same vein, but I just haven't pulled the trigger, right? 419 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,120 Well, yeah. 420 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,960 I mean, it's got to be right for you, and you have to have a calling when you have that. 421 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,080 So to round out the disclosure, I have two. 422 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,080 Two. 423 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080 Nice. 424 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,200 So you'll hear that. 425 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,600 For the audience who doesn't know, Jeff's son Steven dates my daughter, my one and only, 426 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,320 so I love him and I hate him. 427 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:07,360 So I love him because he's actually a really decent dude. 428 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:14,160 And sometimes the conflict I had realizing I liked him was difficult, that I had to bear 429 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,920 on my own because I couldn't show it. 430 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,920 Right. 431 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,720 But the part where I hate him is he has my daughter's heart at this point, and that comes 432 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:26,040 with a lot of fear and anger and a lot of veiled threats that will stay forever unless 433 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,040 he hurts it. 434 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,840 And so, you know, that's the reality of my world right now. 435 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,920 But yeah, so I've got two, and it's interesting we've talked about. 436 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,800 Let's go, Sean, where you want to go first with tattoos? 437 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,000 Hold on a minute. 438 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,520 That top left, what does that say? 439 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,520 Pussy eater. 440 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,520 On the lip. 441 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,360 So we're looking at this dude's face. 442 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,040 He's got a text written above his lips. 443 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,800 And I think that can't be a tattoo. 444 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,000 That lacks any depth or originality. 445 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 We all know that. 446 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,040 I bet he just gets the chicks ribbit. 447 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,280 He just shows up at a bar and just like, son, you spelled your sister's name wrong. 448 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,280 Do me. 449 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:11,840 So I was in a bar in Vegas, very, very intoxicated with a friend, and the dude next to me. 450 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,840 Hold on. 451 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,840 Actually, when you say I'm at a bar in Vegas, you could skip the second sense. 452 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:16,840 We already know. 453 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:17,840 Yeah, that's a good point. 454 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,840 That's it. 455 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,840 It goes without saying. 456 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,680 Anyway, so this dude next to us is completely patted out. 457 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:31,040 And the friend that I have here, he talks to people that you kind of like, why are you 458 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,040 stirring up trouble? 459 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:36,200 Like don't talk to that person or that person or this person. 460 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200 He talks to everybody. 461 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,600 And this guy is completely tatted up. 462 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,200 And he's asking him, what does that tattoo mean? 463 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,200 Oh, what does that tattoo mean? 464 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,560 And I'm like, oh, God, this is not going to end well. 465 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:52,200 And finally, he says, what was the most painful tattoo? 466 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,200 And he goes like this. 467 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,240 He drops his lower lip. 468 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:05,480 And it's that first word written so that when you turn the lip down, you can read it. 469 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,680 So that is so why? 470 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,760 That is so- I don't know. 471 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:15,440 So when he gets that drunk, angry, I want to fight look, does his lower lip automatically 472 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,880 fall like- You pee. 473 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,320 To be fair- Oh, I almost said it. 474 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320 I didn't. 475 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320 I stopped myself. 476 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,040 I'll still pull up to be fair. 477 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,760 It wasn't which one was the most painful tattoo. 478 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,720 It was most interesting or something like that. 479 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,000 And then that's when he asked, was it painful? 480 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,600 And the guy said, I have no idea. 481 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:43,600 So a lot of times people get the tattoos that they get, they wake up with it. 482 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,780 They didn't even know they had it. 483 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:52,600 So I'll open us with an interesting, hopefully dialogue producing statement. 484 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:58,760 So if you think about what you guys said about getting tattoos or not, some people are very 485 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,980 thoughtful and intentional about what they want to say. 486 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:06,480 Some are a little more free spirited and they say what they want and they roll with it. 487 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:10,580 That comes off the tongue, but also applies to the ink on the body. 488 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:15,400 And some are more thoughtful with that and therefore they wait until they have the right 489 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,320 thing to say. 490 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,280 Jeff would be one of those guys, a thinker first, talker second, which is why I think 491 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,560 you're probably not there yet. 492 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:27,520 And then there's people that talk first, think second, who have tatted their body up accordingly. 493 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,560 But it's also who the audience is for the tattoo. 494 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560 Yeah. 495 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560 What's your why on it? 496 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560 Yeah. 497 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,560 Oh my God. 498 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,560 Hold on. 499 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,560 If you're wanting- I love that one. 500 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,520 We're going- ReGIRT is awesome. 501 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,720 This is a picture of tattoos gone bad. 502 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,720 Yeah. 503 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,720 The one below it. 504 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,720 The armpit. 505 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,720 Yeah. 506 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,720 Look at that armpit. 507 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,720 What is that? 508 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,720 Why? 509 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:48,720 Is that an onion? 510 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,720 Onion? 511 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720 I thought that was- 512 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,600 So that's a very funny person. 513 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,080 So good for her, I guess. 514 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,080 But back to your question. 515 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,080 It's like, who is the tattoo for? 516 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,080 Right? 517 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,600 It can either be for you or it can be for who sees it. 518 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600 Yeah. 519 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,600 Right? 520 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,600 For me, it was for me. 521 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600 Right. 522 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,600 It was 100% for me. 523 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,600 Sure. 524 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,600 I was very much so. 525 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,600 Shelly says? 526 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,840 Shelly's hardly ever commented on it. 527 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,840 Ever. 528 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,160 Well, I was kind of making fun of you. 529 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,760 I love this pretzel dialogue. 530 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,760 This is interesting. 531 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,120 She will always come to my defense. 532 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,560 The pretzel dialogue right now? 533 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560 These pretzels are- 534 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,000 It's like a bridge to a song. 535 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 It's like a little tangent. 536 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Is that a wiener? 537 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Okay. 538 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,280 You're going to have to stop Mr. Austin. 539 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,280 Yeah. 540 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,280 What's the one that says Africa? 541 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280 They're getting so- 542 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,840 ADD kicking in here. 543 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,840 Scroll down. 544 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,840 I see the one that says Africa. 545 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,840 Now we're in real trouble. 546 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,840 Keep going. 547 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:49,080 So some of the things that we're seeing on the screen here for my audience, for our audience, 548 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,200 is pictures of people. 549 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,200 Oh my God. 550 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,240 There's a Caucasian female. 551 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,240 Oh no. 552 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,240 She looks to be within the 200 pound range. 553 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:05,800 She has a tattoo across her back in large font that says, once you go black, and if 554 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:11,720 I were to guess, I would say the black word is bold, you never go back. 555 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:17,200 And it's like, seriously, from the left to the right shoulder, two lines, and then there's 556 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:23,360 a huge drawing of African continent, and in the center of the African continent, it says, 557 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,440 I heart Africa. 558 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,280 Once you go black, you never go back. 559 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,640 I heart Africa. 560 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,640 What the hell? 561 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:35,240 I think that's a woman who's in touch with her sexuality, and she has said, lengthen 562 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,760 girth mean a lot to me. 563 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,240 That's what she's saying. 564 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:44,240 I mean, if we break it down into its logical components. 565 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,680 We have to call this segment something. 566 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,880 This is tattoo, tattoo therapy, tattoo insights. 567 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,280 We got to stop the wrong. 568 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,280 We could go deep. 569 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,720 Tattoo insights, I mean, where we're trying to project onto these people what they're 570 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720 thinking. 571 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,720 This wasn't the design of this discussion. 572 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,720 No. 573 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,720 Let's get back to what we thought. 574 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:06,880 So it's a form of expression, and if you have something to say, maybe you've said it. 575 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,920 If you haven't, you're thinking about saying it. 576 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,320 Maybe you never will. 577 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,440 I can see religious people saying, my body's a temple, can't do it. 578 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:19,720 There are others, there's many religions where tattoos are part of celebrating that religion. 579 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720 Absolutely are. 580 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,880 And then there's other reasons why you want to do it. 581 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,280 Some do it to get laid or eat pussy, we heard. 582 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,280 Time stamp. 583 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,280 Others do it for self-expression. 584 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,280 We timestamped. 585 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,600 Just to be sure. 586 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:38,240 Not to Simon Sinek it with a what's your why, but why your tattoo. 587 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,920 So you guys think you're going to get one eventually, Sean and Jeff? 588 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,920 I do. 589 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,920 Yeah, I do. 590 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,920 I think at some point possibly. 591 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,960 I think it's going to focus around my mother. 592 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,600 I just haven't figured out how to represent it yet. 593 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,400 So you guys are not going to get one where when you're standing next to each other, it 594 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,360 completes the tattoo on one side and then on the other side? 595 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,840 So it's like half the face here and half the face there. 596 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,840 So you go like this. 597 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,840 That's exactly right. 598 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,840 Yeah. 599 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,840 So I've made a decision. 600 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,640 If Trump gets reelected in 2020. 601 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,400 Oh, don't go there. 602 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,960 Are we doing a subject change? 603 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960 No. 604 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,960 Are you doing Trump across? 605 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,960 No, no, no. 606 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,960 I dare you. 607 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960 I will not. 608 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,960 I will not. 609 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960 Trump 2024. 610 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:24,080 If Trump gets elected in 2020, I will get a tattoo, not of Trump, nothing related to 611 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,760 Trump. 612 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,080 It's just that it'll be a benchmark in my life. 613 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,440 And I think that a catalyst. 614 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,160 It will be a sign of times. 615 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:39,120 And I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to I'm going to take the time to to create 616 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:48,760 that tattoo and the things that I really love in life is family culture, the culture of 617 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:58,040 my family, you know, going after the DNA tests saying I'm 98 percent percent from the the 618 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,000 northeast of Europe details that. 619 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,200 So I'm thinking no, no Native North, North East. 620 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:09,960 So you're like the United Kingdom, Scandinavia, Scandinavia. 621 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,960 Yeah. 622 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,560 Well, East, it includes it includes the United Kingdom, the northern tip, the Ireland, Scotland. 623 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,560 Yeah. 624 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,320 I don't do that. 625 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:24,440 I found out I found out that I'm related to Elizabeth Warren. 626 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,440 Really? 627 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,480 So you're like one one thousand twenty fourth Elizabeth Warren. 628 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,760 I think we were both related to the same Indian chief. 629 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,280 But I was going to do the tattoo. 630 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,840 Sincerely, you have a family tree interest. 631 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,320 You have a genealogy interest. 632 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,320 I do. 633 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,640 My mom has spent a lot of time. 634 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,640 Yeah. 635 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,760 And there's a lot that I've learned. 636 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:52,760 And I want to develop the the crest, the Murphy crest of what it is. 637 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:58,080 There's several Murphy crests that is that is because we were spread throughout Ireland 638 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:03,680 and we have we actually have two crests because our family was split. 639 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:09,760 So one of the Murphy crest and strange enough, even the name Murphy means sailor, not like 640 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,760 sailor. 641 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:11,760 He's right. 642 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,920 You know, but it's kind of like we were we were. 643 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,680 It's not to sailor sea warriors. 644 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,680 It's a seaman. 645 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,680 A lot of that. 646 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:23,680 A lot of a lot of warring, a lot of whoring. 647 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,680 All right. 648 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,680 Well, I call me off guard. 649 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,600 I think it's stuck to your shoulder. 650 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,080 That's a classic Murphy move. 651 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,080 What is that? 652 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,080 Me walking? 653 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,080 Yeah. 654 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,080 What do you guys think? 655 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,080 The Murphy. 656 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,080 Yeah. 657 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,080 Murphy with a dong. 658 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,080 Yeah. 659 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,080 It's calloused from dragging on the ground. 660 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,080 Kind of scaly. 661 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:51,880 But it's a little scam on the board. 662 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,360 Definitely calloused after the night I came home Saturday night. 663 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,320 God bless, man. 664 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,320 Thank you. 665 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,360 So it's like club time stamp. 666 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,360 Yeah, please. 667 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:10,400 The other this the other part seriously is I really want to develop something about Star 668 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,400 Wars in it. 669 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,080 I don't want something mainstream. 670 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,280 I don't want a millennium Falcon or something like that. 671 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,480 I want something kind of and I haven't figured it out yet. 672 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480 I don't know. 673 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,480 I know. 674 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,480 Kel Duku. 675 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,920 Like you could do Jar Jar Binks in the background. 676 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,680 You can do like I've hit a wombat from 65 yards to do a wombat with a 65 in it. 677 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,920 No one knows those things. 678 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,920 Yeah. 679 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,920 Be cryptic. 680 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,920 You got this. 681 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,640 How about the serial code on the trash compactor that almost kills them? 682 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,200 Like you can do a lot of cryptic stuff. 683 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,880 I don't want it cryptic. 684 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,680 I don't want it that cryptic. 685 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680 Okay. 686 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,200 I just want how about Carrie Fisher when she's sitting on Jabba the Hutt? 687 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,800 Oh, yeah, as he's eating like the slug. 688 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,800 Yeah. 689 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,760 You always wonder where the end of his tail is when she's looking like that. 690 00:27:54,760 --> 00:28:00,160 Yeah, she's like, can you elaborate? 691 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160 I'm lost. 692 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,160 Where's the tail? 693 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160 All right. 694 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,160 So what kind of tattoo? 695 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160 You said you were going to get something about your mom. 696 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160 I think so. 697 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,200 I think something about my mom like Roman numerals. 698 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,280 No, I'm not doing a Roman numerals. 699 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,280 I don't know. 700 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,600 I also think that I'd like to do something patriotic, right? 701 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,600 Sure the hell would be. 702 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,600 Oh, nice. 703 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,600 I like the patriotic. 704 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,600 Something with the American flag. 705 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,600 So maybe I'll get two. 706 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,600 Yeah. 707 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,600 They'll be separate, right? 708 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:26,800 I don't envision incorporating my mother into something like the American flag, but 709 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,360 maybe two at some point. 710 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,560 But I just need to figure out what it is. 711 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:38,840 And then, you know, it's nervous because I keep thinking this is forever. 712 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840 Right? 713 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,840 This is if I don't like it, what's going to happen if I turn out there and it's screwed 714 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:47,880 up and I get in up on Google as 35 wars tattoos? 715 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,160 You know what will happen? 716 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,720 You'll be hosting friends at your house and then your friends will start making fun of 717 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,320 your tattoo. 718 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320 That never happens. 719 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,120 What do you what do you mean? 720 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,680 I've never heard that to happen. 721 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,600 That's never happened ever to anybody. 722 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:08,000 So if I if I put my arm on it says, re-gurt, I'd expect to get picked on. 723 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,080 You should get some free shots out of it. 724 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,080 Sympathy. 725 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,120 So I'm going to as a pro tattoo guy, I'm going to ease some of your anxiety here. 726 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:21,960 So one is you don't have to show it to be on the Internet. 727 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:28,520 Number two, I know it's forever, but every year that you live, you're forever shorter. 728 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,880 So your your anxiety years are less behind you. 729 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,080 You're also getting to we're all getting to the age of where we almost don't give a 730 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,280 shit about anybody like we're married, we're not worried about getting laid. 731 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,840 I'm actually shocked you guys are only at that point. 732 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840 Exactly. 733 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,600 I mean, dude, I got this back in 2005. 734 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,680 Wow. 735 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:51,360 And that was that was my first that was my first midlife crisis. 736 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,360 So it was yeah, it was it was risky. 737 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,520 But I have been designing that since college. 738 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,440 I was also thinking of the Tyson face tattoo. 739 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,840 I think you can't go wrong with that. 740 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,680 Yes, I get that on my dickhead. 741 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,640 I will tell you, like the head of your dick. 742 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,640 Yes. 743 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,600 Oh, I've never heard the term dickhead described as the head of your or or dickhead referred 744 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,600 to themselves. 745 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,600 Right. 746 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,600 I'm a dickhead. 747 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,880 I have never heard it described that way. 748 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:26,640 But you need to do it with other friends who when you enslave, you enslave becomes a total 749 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,640 mosaic. 750 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,640 Yeah. 751 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,640 You saw the picture, right? 752 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,640 I did. 753 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,640 Not the true. 754 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,640 The ensliving. 755 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,640 Yes. 756 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,640 No, that was oh, my God. 757 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,720 That was the other picture he forwarded to us. 758 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,720 Thank you for that. 759 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720 Just the horrible thing. 760 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,720 Hold on. 761 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,320 You made you made I think. 762 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320 Never mind. 763 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,320 Yeah. 764 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,320 You know what we did. 765 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,000 So here's another thing to also make you feel good. 766 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,240 Paul, I'd like your opinion. 767 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,240 We're still drinking. 768 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,240 Yeah. 769 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,880 If you agree with this or not. 770 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880 OK. 771 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,840 So one of your worries might be, oh, my gosh, I'll have to look at this for the rest of my 772 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,840 life. 773 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,120 I will tell you, I hardly see my tattoos. 774 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,120 Well, is it when I got your arm? 775 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,120 Yeah. 776 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,120 I mean, mine's on my back. 777 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120 Mine's on my back behind my heart. 778 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:10,440 The only time I see it is when I turn in the mirror to look at it. 779 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,240 It was never designed for me to see it. 780 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,000 It was always designed for me to know where it is. 781 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 It's on his taint. 782 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 I got it. 783 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 I thought I saw one under your arm. 784 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 I think I did. 785 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,840 I got a left bicep and I've got a right hip flexor. 786 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,840 Did you say taint? 787 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,840 No, he did. 788 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,840 Let's be clear. 789 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,840 One of these he's did. 790 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840 OK. 791 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:28,840 Here's my concern. 792 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,840 I've never looked at your taint. 793 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,840 All right. 794 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,840 So if I could be honest now. 795 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,840 I'm the only one that saw it. 796 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,600 We have one that Jeff brought up the one in your leg. 797 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,360 I never saw it because I wasn't looking. 798 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,080 We have one that wants to put it on his taint. 799 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,120 The other wants to put it on his dick head. 800 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,120 Right. 801 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,480 This is why they haven't done it yet. 802 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,480 This makes sense. 803 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,800 We should probably walk you through other options. 804 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,800 Yeah. 805 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800 I'm hoping for the technology to become a little bit more... 806 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,800 Paul, an intervention. 807 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,800 An intervention. 808 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800 You don't have to have it on your taint or your dick head. 809 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,800 A tattoo and intervention. 810 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,800 I'm just thinking of the application. 811 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,120 What position am I going to have to be on to get it on my taint? 812 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,120 On the taint? 813 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Yeah. 814 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,120 Legs are spread. 815 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,120 I can promise you that. 816 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,120 So a recommendation for you guys. 817 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,120 Here it comes. 818 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,320 Ladies and gentlemen, the last that we've been waiting for. 819 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,320 Cockadoodledoo. 820 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,320 We're going to just let it go. 821 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,320 I'm going to stop. 822 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,320 Oh, damn. 823 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,320 I thought we were going to get a good roll there. 824 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,760 I actually envisioned his ass. 825 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,760 Legs spread. 826 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,760 Legs and stirrups. 827 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,760 You did. 828 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760 You actually envisioned it. 829 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,760 Let's get that taint tattoo. 830 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,760 I'm scarred. 831 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,760 I can't think of it now. 832 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,760 It's terrible. 833 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,760 So this will help you. 834 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,760 I'm going to stop. 835 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,760 I'm going to stop. 836 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,760 I'm going to stop. 837 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,360 So this will help you guys move this progress forward. 838 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,360 So first of all. 839 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,360 Look at all Jim Gaffigan. 840 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,680 Yeah, baby. 841 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,160 My wife loves tattoos. 842 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,400 And I mean, she would love me to get a sleeve. 843 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,400 Oh, wow. 844 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400 Oh, wow. 845 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,400 And I would love to. 846 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,000 Now, you'll know I've made it to where I have so much money I don't give a fuck when I get 847 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,920 that sleeve because I'm an executive guy. 848 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,800 I've still got to worry about, you know. 849 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,800 Why? 850 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,800 They cost a fortune. 851 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,800 You wear long sleeves. 852 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,800 Five grand? 853 00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800 No, forget the cost. 854 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,400 It's the perception of you having one. 855 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,400 Well, that too. 856 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,400 Right. 857 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,480 So as a businessman, I wear a long sleeve shirt and stuff. 858 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,600 No one knows I have any. 859 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,080 So when I finally make it and I'm wearing a sleeve it's because I've got so many clients 860 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,400 that don't matter and they don't care. 861 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,640 But for you guys, what you would do is you just go to a tattoo specialist and you tell 862 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,640 your story. 863 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,400 Like you tell your life story. 864 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:25,560 And they're artists and their greatness is to be able to extract what means things to 865 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,560 you. 866 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:32,040 They're patriots and they can do things that us not, well, I'll lump you in with me as 867 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040 non-artists. 868 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:38,620 But as people who can't do that piece and they can build very beautiful things that 869 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:43,880 are beyond your expectation that you would get so jazzed about that you'd be like, sure, 870 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,200 I'll do this over months and pieces and do it. 871 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,400 But I will say this. 872 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,560 Don't get the tattoo on the day. 873 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,880 Like consult with your, consult with the artist. 874 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,280 And they are artists. 875 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,480 They are. 876 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:05,680 So what I wish, I wish I had gone with what I wanted originally. 877 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,480 There are some things that I did not think about. 878 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,760 I didn't think about touch ups. 879 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,840 Inevitably the tattoo fades. 880 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:19,160 This tattoo now, how intricate he made it, is in my opinion probably almost impossible 881 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,280 to touch up. 882 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,520 But I don't know that because I've never gone back. 883 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,680 I've never asked him to touch it up. 884 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,840 So I don't even know if I could find the guy. 885 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,160 Do you have to find the same guy? 886 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,400 I mean, I would have to find somebody. 887 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,080 Well, you have to find the original artwork, right? 888 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,840 So this is what the original. 889 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 890 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,280 So I have a picture of the original tattoo right after it was done. 891 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,560 Any good tattooist I would think if you have the original, say this is what it looks like. 892 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,280 I needed to look close to that again. 893 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,840 If I would have done it again, I would have gone with my design. 894 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,720 So I gave him the design and he talked me into kind of changing it up and making it 895 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:01,400 very artistic, very like as if it were drawn with a brush. 896 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,400 Right? 897 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,400 Which it looked cool. 898 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,400 It did. 899 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,400 I liked it. 900 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:13,240 But in hindsight, I wanted it simple, practical, so that now in hindsight I could have touched 901 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,240 it up very easily. 902 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,240 You know what I mean? 903 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:19,280 Because it was very blocky and very hieroglyphics looking. 904 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,440 Right? 905 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:25,020 So my point is have an idea what you want. 906 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:30,200 Go in there, talk it over, talk through some options, and then leave. 907 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,960 And then come back. 908 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:38,440 And then with his, he'll give you, and he'll even potentially give you this is what I can 909 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,880 do with this. 910 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,380 Like different options. 911 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,680 So what I can't stand. 912 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,360 So this is, my point is, sorry, most of the time you think about, you're slightly drunk, 913 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,240 you go in there, you pick something, you go. 914 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,240 Exactly. 915 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,240 Don't make it like that. 916 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,240 Don't make it like that is what I'm saying. 917 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,240 Most people don't. 918 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,440 There's a lot of people that do. 919 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,760 So I guess what I'm getting at is that when. 920 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,400 I didn't mean to air that. 921 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,040 The whole thing about tattoos is that it's got to be personal. 922 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:10,360 You can't just show up like a fucking vending machine and pick one of 50 and get one. 923 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,720 It's got to be something nice. 924 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,160 I understand you walk in and they'll have this shit all over the wall. 925 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,520 You're like, I want that one. 926 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,520 What does that really mean? 927 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,520 Oh, it looks cool. 928 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,680 You're going to think it looks cool in 10 years. 929 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,680 It's a snow sled. 930 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,680 Yeah. 931 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,680 So you like that? 932 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,680 It's rosebud. 933 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680 It kind of looks like snow. 934 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,680 Yeah. 935 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,920 So it is an artistic process. 936 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,800 I mean, have that mentality. 937 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,880 You have something in mind. 938 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,400 You even probably have something down on paper that you kind of are playing with or maybe 939 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,520 somebody helped you draw and you take it in there and you say, this is where I'm going. 940 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,520 This is what it means. 941 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,120 You had a great point, Randy. 942 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120 Explain to him what it means. 943 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,120 Or her. 944 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,120 I keep saying him. 945 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,620 Her, him, whatever. 946 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:48,400 And take it in there and say, tell me where to go with this. 947 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,200 Give me a couple of different options. 948 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,960 And then you give them a week. 949 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,840 You come back, you look at them and you say, love it. 950 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,840 And we look at. 951 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,320 And then you spread your legs and get that taint. 952 00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,440 There you go, man. 953 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440 Get that taint rolling. 954 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440 Get that taint tat. 955 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,880 And you look at the examples of our kids. 956 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,680 And I mean, I don't think Steven will look at what he did and ever regret it. 957 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,680 He's proud. 958 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,680 It feels good. 959 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,320 I'll tell you, Camden, my daughter has one on her inside forearm. 960 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,320 Wow. 961 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,200 That says, I love you big as the sky. 962 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,040 And it's in her grandmother's handwriting. 963 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,040 Oh, fantastic. 964 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,480 Who passed away seven years ago. 965 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,080 And she's not going to have a grandmother for the rest of her life. 966 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,600 But she'll never look at that and feel anything but warm feelings. 967 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:37,440 And so, I think our kids so far are doing good, sentimental, what's it mean for me. 968 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,440 I think that's great. 969 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,720 Things with it that, who knows if that ever helps them in a time they're struggling. 970 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,720 Right? 971 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,960 But they're not doing their reckless choices so far. 972 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,000 And I think if people do it that way, good for them. 973 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Good for them. 974 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,760 And both of my boys have said that they want tattoos. 975 00:37:54,760 --> 00:38:00,680 And neither time did I say, well, granted, I wanted them to be a little bit older. 976 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,040 I don't want them to make a mistake. 977 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,560 But I said, just make sure you don't rush into it. 978 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,560 Hold on. 979 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560 You said both of your boys. 980 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,320 I mean, two of your boys. 981 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,560 The ones that are old enough to get them. 982 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,560 That's kind of what I meant. 983 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,560 Yeah, I do have a third. 984 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,560 Oh, I forgot about him. 985 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,560 Time's up. 986 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,560 No. 987 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,560 He's not listening. 988 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,360 Well, I tell you what. 989 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,280 He came up in the news lately. 990 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,120 He wants a piercing. 991 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,120 Your youngest? 992 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,120 Yeah. 993 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,120 Really? 994 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,120 He's 15. 995 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120 He wants an ear pierce. 996 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,120 I'm like, we don't do that. 997 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,120 Why? 998 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,120 I don't know. 999 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,120 I'm just like, we don't do that here. 1000 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,120 Does he want the big grommet? 1001 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,120 I know. 1002 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,560 Is he ultimately going to want the big grommet thing? 1003 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,560 I don't know. 1004 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,760 Like the National Geographic? 1005 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,760 Yeah. 1006 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,120 Has anyone here had an ear pierced? 1007 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,120 I have. 1008 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,120 Yep. 1009 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,120 So have I. 1010 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,120 I had multiple. 1011 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,120 I was in college when I had it. 1012 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,120 I know. 1013 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,120 I'm traditional, man. 1014 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,120 I'm, I don't know. 1015 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,480 I was in college that when I did it. 1016 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,480 I was 15 years old. 1017 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,480 So was I. 1018 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,480 College. 1019 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,480 I had a story when I was 15. 1020 00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480 First of all, I did it myself. 1021 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,480 That's a good idea. 1022 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,480 Always a good idea. 1023 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,960 It was tragic, and I'll share with you. 1024 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,000 I think I've heard this story. 1025 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,040 So I'll try to make this quick. 1026 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,440 This is when you bled out, I think. 1027 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,920 This is a, I took an embroidery needle of all things. 1028 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,400 It was a little bit thicker than. 1029 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,000 So like a six gauge. 1030 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,720 Sounds like a great story so far. 1031 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,360 Yeah, it sounds like a blowgun dart. 1032 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,640 So I listened to my friends and it takes some ice. 1033 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,640 It's like a ball pulling pin. 1034 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:30,080 No, it's a calligraphy pin. 1035 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,080 So I took ice. 1036 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,680 I made it numb. 1037 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,680 So I thought. 1038 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,360 And I took the embroidery needle. 1039 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,240 When I say embroidery needle, I'm talking like. 1040 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,240 Crochet? 1041 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,240 Yeah, it's like a knitting needle. 1042 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,240 It's like the knitting. 1043 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,880 You're knitting through this little. 1044 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,920 Did you make it red hot? 1045 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,400 It's like the diameter of a chopstick. 1046 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:53,400 It went through the fucking ear and I couldn't get it through because my hands kept slipping. 1047 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,400 So I took my. 1048 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,320 I took the needle and it was halfway in already. 1049 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,920 And I walk away and the needle's like in my ear and I'm like fuck. 1050 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:06,540 So I go up to the wall and I apply pressure. 1051 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:10,800 It goes through and then goes like an inch into my neck. 1052 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:16,320 Right next to your juggler. 1053 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,000 It did bleed, but your neck did not bleed. 1054 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 It did not bleed. 1055 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:29,400 It came right out and it was like, oh, yes, it was just. 1056 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,760 Mr. Producer, a thousand points. 1057 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,880 Nicely done. 1058 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,880 Game set match. 1059 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:41,040 The producer has put the Gobstopper on there as a symbol of the brain being unwrinkled. 1060 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,440 So that was pre-recording, right? 1061 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,600 We talked about the wrinkle brain. 1062 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,600 Wrinkle brains are smart. 1063 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,600 Smooth brains are not. 1064 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,600 He has a big picture of a Gobstopper. 1065 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,400 Well, you know. 1066 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,080 So Sean's brain is ultimately smooth. 1067 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,760 That was fantastic, Mr. Producer. 1068 00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:02,240 This is only my second show, but that little bit from Sean was the most dudes like us story 1069 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,040 yet. 1070 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,440 For sure, because there's a lot of dudes out there going, I see nothing wrong with what 1071 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440 he just described. 1072 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,560 And I bet there here's the thing. 1073 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,880 That hole went through. 1074 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,200 OK, I got another one. 1075 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,640 And the thing is, I never filled that stuff. 1076 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,640 Original hole. 1077 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,640 I didn't put the earring in there. 1078 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:26,000 I put the I got my but the second one is I went to the store and got it done. 1079 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Oh, good. 1080 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Done. 1081 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Done. 1082 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 I was like, wow. 1083 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,800 So did the same type of needle that you use? 1084 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,800 They did not. 1085 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800 Oh, that's weird. 1086 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800 And the these the latch hook. 1087 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:41,040 The weird thing is now latch hook. 1088 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,480 They shaved down a chopstick. 1089 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,360 Is that I still have a hole in my ear that I could put. 1090 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,840 I could put a right now. 1091 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,720 I could put a earring in my ear, not the one that they put in, but the one I put in. 1092 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,720 Well, sure. 1093 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,720 It's the size of the Grand Canyon. 1094 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,720 Yeah. 1095 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,720 Well, it's not a fun. 1096 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,800 It's a and you can barely see it, but there's a hole there. 1097 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,120 So if I ever wanted to be a pirate, I could be one. 1098 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,480 We call that a deformity. 1099 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:11,200 So did so did anyone else experience this after you removed the earring when you decided 1100 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,760 to grow up or get out of that phase that you could pop like pus or shit out of it for like 1101 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,760 the next 10 years? 1102 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,760 Well, I know. 1103 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,760 Well, here's what I do. 1104 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,760 What? 1105 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:24,400 Out of that hole in your ear where you had an earring, but for 10 years, you could just 1106 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400 like a man who's got an earring. 1107 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,800 You can go you can go and a little bit of like zit grease and stuff comes out for like 1108 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:30,800 a decade. 1109 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,320 Well, I tell you what, you wouldn't know. 1110 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,960 But yeah, here's my story. 1111 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,960 I got the dick pierced. 1112 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,840 Yes, I had the Van Dyke. 1113 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,240 Your dick head. 1114 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,240 The Van Dick. 1115 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,240 Yeah, the Van Dick. 1116 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,240 Dickhead piercing. 1117 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,960 No, it was not there in the ear. 1118 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,600 I can't get over that. 1119 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,600 Which part? 1120 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,600 The dickhead thing. 1121 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,600 What? 1122 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,600 The tattoo on the dickhead? 1123 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,900 No, just the term dickhead in the turn. 1124 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:55,900 The Mike Tyson. 1125 00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:59,920 Referencing the tip of the penis as a dickhead in that same phrase. 1126 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:02,520 I know, but it's just never been used like that. 1127 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,960 I wanted some go fast stripes on the head of my dick. 1128 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,880 That's what I would put because that's kind of what it looks like. 1129 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,880 Yeah, I hear you. 1130 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,120 I'm gonna have to digest that. 1131 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,120 Please continue with your dickhead piercing. 1132 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,120 Back to the zit ear. 1133 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120 The zit ear. 1134 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,120 Zit ear. 1135 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,120 Yeah. 1136 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:21,040 So I was a sophomore in college, still in the dorms. 1137 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,800 And I got the ear piercing. 1138 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,560 And I had it for about six weeks. 1139 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,760 And I remember we were in the dorms and we were all drinking and everything. 1140 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,440 We started having WWE rustling night. 1141 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,520 Oh, that's always a good idea. 1142 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,720 Let's see where this is going. 1143 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:40,240 And I got, I don't know, we were down, everyone was just flying elbows and everything. 1144 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:44,280 And I got cranked right on the ear, right where that piercing was. 1145 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,280 This was in your apartment? 1146 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280 That was in the dormitory. 1147 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,280 So you had a mosh pit in your dormitory. 1148 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280 It was in church. 1149 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,640 Yes, it was big time. 1150 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,760 And I got cranked right on the ear. 1151 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,480 And over the next couple days, it swelled up like massively big. 1152 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,880 And I had the little stud in it still. 1153 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:03,000 And it completely swelled over it. 1154 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,200 Oh, like a tree. 1155 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,200 Yes. 1156 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,920 And it was just, it was big and nasty. 1157 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920 And I was like, forget it. 1158 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,280 I'm done with this thing. 1159 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,280 So I pulled it out. 1160 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:18,120 And when I pulled it out, all this brown, viscousy nastiness came out of it. 1161 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,120 Viscousy. 1162 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,120 Viscousy. 1163 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,120 It's like an ear vagina. 1164 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,120 Correct. 1165 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,120 It's like a vagina. 1166 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,120 Wow. 1167 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,120 There's menstruating. 1168 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,120 During its cycle. 1169 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,120 Your ear menstruated. 1170 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,120 Yeah. 1171 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,120 It was brown. 1172 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,120 Fantastic. 1173 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,120 So I was like, that's nasty. 1174 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,640 Oh no, it was like pretzel flavor or color. 1175 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,640 Oh, you tasted it. 1176 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,640 Pass the pretzels, please. 1177 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640 So anyway, I was in the dorm. 1178 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:42,480 I didn't have anything except I think rubbing alcohol. 1179 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,480 So I filled up a... 1180 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,480 It's a horrible choice. 1181 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,480 Which is actually what we drank. 1182 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,360 It was called like Stoli. 1183 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,680 So I think it was rubbing alcohol. 1184 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,680 Filled up a... 1185 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,920 Before you continue, how thick was it? 1186 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,200 Was it like you were a wrestler's kind of thick? 1187 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,200 Like a cauliflower ear? 1188 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,200 Like a cauliflower ear. 1189 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,200 It was just the earlobe. 1190 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,200 It was just the earlobe. 1191 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,200 You don't know what that is? 1192 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200 All right. 1193 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,200 If it swelled so much that it was... 1194 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,760 And it golfed the stud. 1195 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,760 It went, dude, what are you... 1196 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,760 Oh, there it is. 1197 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:11,760 See that context. 1198 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,760 And that's a cute little... 1199 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,760 No, no, no. 1200 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,600 A cute little gob. 1201 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,520 This is the image to the podcast. 1202 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,960 This is the out feature right there. 1203 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,400 Oh my God. 1204 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,840 I'm going to disagree with that. 1205 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,360 I don't think that's what we want here. 1206 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,360 But it'll set the expectation so low we could only go up. 1207 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:35,560 I'm so glad you got all this energy to do this, but you can't look up shit. 1208 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,560 The love of the sun. 1209 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,560 Anyway. 1210 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,560 Okay. 1211 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,440 So you have a cauliflower ear that's bursting poop water. 1212 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,520 This thing was just oozing all kinds of nastiness. 1213 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,280 You should be looking up cauliflower ear. 1214 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,200 And I got the rubbing alcohol. 1215 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:52,360 I got the cotton ball and I put it on there. 1216 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,160 And I just remember when you pass out the tunnel. 1217 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,360 I just go in like this. 1218 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,840 You're shocked and just shut down. 1219 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,840 Really? 1220 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840 Yes. 1221 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,840 Was that painful? 1222 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,840 You passed out? 1223 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,840 Cold. 1224 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,080 And my friend was standing there when I did it because we were... 1225 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,080 Yeah, cauliflower ears. 1226 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,080 Mine did not look like that. 1227 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,960 But anyway, I did it. 1228 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:20,160 And he said that I stood there and I fell like a tree. 1229 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,400 And I went straight back. 1230 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,400 Didn't stop myself. 1231 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,480 I mean, I just went and I groaned all the way down. 1232 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,920 And he goes, he goes... 1233 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,840 And because I remember the tunnel. 1234 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,320 This is before smartphones, so nobody caught it. 1235 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,320 No, nobody caught it. 1236 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,320 So I remember the tunnel. 1237 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:40,000 The next thing I know was me on the ground looking up and him shaking me, yelling my 1238 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,000 name. 1239 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,760 And I was like, what the hell just happened? 1240 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,440 And he's like, oh my God. 1241 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:48,600 You just went straight back and you just fell like a... 1242 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,880 Just in the process of pushing brown stuff out your ears. 1243 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,880 No, I put the alcohol onto the ear to say, I need to clean this out. 1244 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,880 All I had was rubbing alcohol. 1245 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,880 So I was like... 1246 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,480 And it was so painful, you blacked out. 1247 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,720 I guess I don't remember it hurting, but apparently it did. 1248 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,720 But it was. 1249 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,560 I just distinctly remember the tunnel and I just went... 1250 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,000 Was this like immediately after you took out the earring? 1251 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000 Yes. 1252 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,240 That has a lot to do with it. 1253 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,880 That's where the body is fascinating. 1254 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:18,440 It will literally knock you out so that you don't send it into cardiac arrest. 1255 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,440 Oh, well I did. 1256 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,440 I was out. 1257 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,440 It was like take it off and go. 1258 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,440 I was out. 1259 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,080 And he goes, you groaned all the way down and you hit the ground. 1260 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,120 I didn't hurt or anything. 1261 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,840 I didn't hurt myself falling, but he goes, you went straight back. 1262 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:36,000 He goes, you didn't cushion your fall or anything. 1263 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000 Your brain said, I'm out. 1264 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000 I felt like, yeah, I'm out. 1265 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,280 I was out. 1266 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:45,240 And he was at the point where he almost ran down the hall looking for help. 1267 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,640 I don't know how long it was, 10 seconds or whatever. 1268 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,880 I'm thinking about what Jeff's brain is saying to itself in there as it gets ready for this 1269 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,880 moment. 1270 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,120 He already fucked up and got the earring. 1271 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,360 Then he got it banged in a wrestling thing. 1272 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,720 Now it's engulfed this foreign object in my ear. 1273 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,160 Oh, now he's going to put this on it? 1274 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,400 All right, we're shutting this down. 1275 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,400 It's a reboot. 1276 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400 It's a reboot. 1277 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,480 I think the exact what was, fuck you, asshole. 1278 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,520 We're taking over. 1279 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,520 You can't drive anymore. 1280 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:10,520 You're done. 1281 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,440 You're done, you dickhead. 1282 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,240 So I felt fine after that, though. 1283 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:18,400 With the control alt delete of your body? 1284 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,000 My body's like, we need to reboot. 1285 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000 I got the blue screen. 1286 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:28,760 So when you came back and your system reboot, did it block off the pain you were feeling? 1287 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,160 Again, I don't remember it hurting. 1288 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,160 It was numb after that. 1289 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,160 I guess. 1290 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,160 I don't remember it hurting. 1291 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,800 And I think I didn't put any of the alcohol, it didn't happen until I put the alcohol on 1292 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,800 it. 1293 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,920 I was squeezing it and there was stuff coming out. 1294 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,360 Then I finally was like, all right, there's an infection. 1295 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,680 That sounds exceptionally painful. 1296 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,680 Exceptionally painful. 1297 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:52,600 So I did it and I was out and then I was fine after that. 1298 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,760 You could still hear out of that ear. 1299 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,760 Yes. 1300 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,760 Yeah. 1301 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,240 And when I saw you, I never saw deformity. 1302 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,000 So kudos to your body. 1303 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000 There's still a scar. 1304 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,360 If I kind of pull on my ear, you can still see the scar. 1305 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,400 It looks like an ear hole. 1306 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,480 Can you imagine all the cancer you would have had had you not done that? 1307 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:13,240 Imagine if you just left it and you were like, oh my God, I need to go to the doctor. 1308 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,240 Look at this ear. 1309 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,240 Yeah, it would have been bad. 1310 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:17,200 And they're like, there's a stud inside there. 1311 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,200 Oh. 1312 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,920 Yeah, it's swelling up all around it. 1313 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,800 I had to work on it to get them out. 1314 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:28,440 They would have had to stick a needle in there and extract it. 1315 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,440 It was good. 1316 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:36,640 You know, for the listeners who stayed the whole time tonight, who felt bad early on, 1317 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,400 like, wow, I don't really understand what they're doing. 1318 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,400 I'm inadequate. 1319 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,400 Then they hear this half. 1320 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,040 They're like, I am so smarter than these guys. 1321 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,040 Yeah, they're good. 1322 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,040 And we're not done. 1323 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,320 So we got some dumb stories from these two. 1324 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,400 Now we're going to do some dumb stories from us. 1325 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,400 What's your dumb story? 1326 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,400 I don't have any. 1327 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,840 There has to be one. 1328 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,120 Or painful stories. 1329 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,960 It's so dumb to think I have dumb stories. 1330 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,520 I have many leather bound books in my library. 1331 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,200 I'm kind of a big deal. 1332 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,760 Ron Burgundy is my hero. 1333 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760 Oh, nice. 1334 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,240 No, I think we've, geez, we've all done. 1335 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:13,000 Idiotic decisions that resulted in pain. 1336 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Oh, we have. 1337 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Yeah, come on. 1338 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,400 Let's do that one. 1339 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,840 Idiotic stories that resulted in pain. 1340 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,680 Well, I told you one last time. 1341 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,160 I don't know if it was last time or whatever when we were talking about the bikes and I 1342 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:27,560 had the big banana seat and I, we built this like humongous ramp. 1343 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,240 And I went straight up and then fell straight back down. 1344 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,000 And I could have, I may have broken my ankle. 1345 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,200 I don't know. 1346 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,240 But just the power of youth just powered through it. 1347 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,720 We should call this segment things we immediately regretted. 1348 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:45,440 Well, it's a little bit of growing up and it's like a twin or something. 1349 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,440 Pink one. 1350 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,320 Except actually that orange looking one right there. 1351 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,080 It's also Darwinism, right? 1352 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,320 You survive natural selection or you don't. 1353 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,800 Oh God, there it is. 1354 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,920 Yeah, it looks like that orange one right there. 1355 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,960 I think I share the same thing. 1356 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,960 I did the same thing. 1357 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:02,960 I went up on a ramp. 1358 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,920 I wasn't riding that, but it was it might as well have been the same thing. 1359 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,560 It was a little more sporty. 1360 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,240 I think it was a huffy, you know, I think the seat. 1361 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:13,960 That's called a muscle bike. 1362 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,960 What the old the orange road runner muscle bike. 1363 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,600 Orange Road Runner muscle bike. 1364 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,600 Yeah. 1365 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,600 Good branding. 1366 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:21,600 Good branding there. 1367 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,600 I think that's the only way they could have got rid of that. 1368 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,920 It looks like a creamsicle and they're like, we better call it muscle bike. 1369 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,920 Yeah. 1370 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:27,920 Check out that bar. 1371 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,920 We need a. 1372 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:29,920 That's hot. 1373 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,920 Yeah. 1374 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:31,920 No, any banana. 1375 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,920 Whatever. 1376 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:33,920 I don't care. 1377 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,920 I did the same thing. 1378 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,280 I lived in Germany at the time. 1379 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:40,920 We had huge military housing developments, big, big apartment buildings. 1380 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,720 And it was like 100 of them where the military soldiers and their families stayed in between 1381 00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,940 each one. 1382 00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:49,520 There was a huge alley and the alley was probably 50 yards. 1383 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,500 It was a big one. 1384 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:54,560 And in between the alley, it wasn't an alley where cars can drive. 1385 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:55,560 Right. 1386 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,560 It was just a big open. 1387 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,040 It was a lot of grass. 1388 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,760 And sometimes there was there was dirt. 1389 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:00,760 There was dirt path. 1390 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:06,640 All of a sudden one of these weekends, someone had constructed a very large ramp. 1391 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:12,560 And from what I from what I remember, it was probably about three feet tall. 1392 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,040 It it may have been two feet. 1393 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,200 It may have been 18. 1394 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,640 But back then it seemed like it was really tall. 1395 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,480 And I saw all these guys going up and they were doing all kinds of fancy shit. 1396 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,760 And then I go up there, I'm going to do it. 1397 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,760 I'm going to do it. 1398 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,760 Boom. 1399 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,760 Bust wipe out. 1400 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,760 Licked my wounds. 1401 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:30,760 I didn't cry. 1402 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,760 You can't. 1403 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:32,760 You can't. 1404 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:34,840 You get beat up and it would hurt worse. 1405 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,720 I picked my bike up because that was my building right there. 1406 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:42,960 So I picked my bike up, put it on my shoulder and walked home. 1407 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,720 And they were just like, oh, I'll feed us in. 1408 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:53,600 I mean, if you cry, they would have put you in the third riker or something. 1409 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,600 You got to be tough. 1410 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,600 I was going to say that. 1411 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,600 There were no German people. 1412 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:57,640 This was a military community. 1413 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,440 So it's kind of weird because it was called Benjamin Franklin Village. 1414 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,440 And it's like right in the middle. 1415 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,840 Like nowadays, I think there's like a huge wall around the community. 1416 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:10,240 But back then, you mean another wall up another one Gorbachev down that wall. 1417 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,440 Well, I mean, they made another one. 1418 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,720 It's well, it's military soldier housing. 1419 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,560 So they need to protect the soldiers and families. 1420 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:23,440 Otherwise, you know, Germany, especially the way it is currently, there's there's a lot. 1421 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:30,360 There's a mixture of other foreign elements that are in Germany that didn't exist there. 1422 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,480 But I've been told walls are bad. 1423 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,000 Walls are bad. 1424 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,600 They keep people out of whatever. 1425 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,960 So they didn't have any back then. 1426 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,960 They didn't. 1427 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,920 OK, so we could you know, it was clear. 1428 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:48,400 In fact, I really enjoyed living there because we were able to merge with the German community 1429 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,080 and I could get on my bicycle. 1430 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,720 I can ride down the street and I can go to the candy store. 1431 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,080 You get shot with salt pellets. 1432 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,680 Well, when I took the shortcut past the soccer fields, that's when you get shot with the 1433 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,680 salt pellets. 1434 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,160 I had a shot in salt rocks. 1435 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:07,080 So yeah, that's one thing you only have to get shot once to say disqualified. 1436 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,520 I'm not going that direction anymore because that farmer clearly didn't like us there. 1437 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,520 Right. 1438 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,520 Yeah. 1439 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,520 I didn't even really feel it at first. 1440 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520 You just kind of see it's like the movies. 1441 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,920 You know, you see the movies and someone's running and they see like a little like a 1442 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,080 third of a cornfield or something. 1443 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,080 They see like a stalk fall. 1444 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,080 What the hell was that? 1445 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,080 I don't know. 1446 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,080 I'm just going to keep running. 1447 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,080 And all of a sudden you feel this pain in your butt. 1448 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,080 Son of a bitch. 1449 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,080 I got a shot. 1450 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,080 I just know I did. 1451 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,080 Yeah, I got shot. 1452 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,200 Got shot with some salt rock. 1453 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200 Very painful. 1454 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,200 And the pain. 1455 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,200 Well, it's salt. 1456 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,200 As the salt. 1457 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,200 It's a rock. 1458 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:44,200 As the salt leeches into your wound, it starts to get worse and worse. 1459 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,880 And all of a sudden you just slice it. 1460 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,880 Son of a bitch. 1461 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,760 And you grab your hands and you're like, oh, and then you're trying to pitch it out. 1462 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:51,760 It's just not working. 1463 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:57,720 So farmers, the farmers gift just kept giving some weapons investor inventor who likes Shakespeare 1464 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,760 was like salt in a wood. 1465 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,760 Yeah. 1466 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,760 Salt rock. 1467 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:02,760 Yeah. 1468 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,760 So let's make the wound whistle. 1469 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,760 Yeah, we're going to do perfect. 1470 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:07,760 Poetic justice. 1471 00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,320 You probably had it coming. 1472 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:13,560 Well, this guy was probably the creator of some of the gas chambers. 1473 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:14,560 Nice. 1474 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,160 God almighty. 1475 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:21,120 So do Germany and Western Europe have their governments right? 1476 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,480 Are they not struggling with turmoil like we're talking about? 1477 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,480 Oh, yes. 1478 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,480 They have their issues. 1479 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,480 It's different. 1480 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,480 With what? 1481 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,480 With Muslim population? 1482 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,480 Or just in general? 1483 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,480 Just in general. 1484 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,160 We've talked about a lot of things, but we haven't talked international. 1485 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,960 Well, Europe is struggling with unchecked migration. 1486 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,520 Yeah, big time. 1487 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,520 I'll tell you. 1488 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,760 I'll tell you some snippets that I know for a fact. 1489 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:47,560 So I know that for a fact because I've got two friends that are citizens of Sweden. 1490 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:51,320 OK, so Sweden has a Sweden has an open border policy. 1491 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:56,680 Sweden has a I don't know if it's called communist, but they have socialism. 1492 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,200 They call it. 1493 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,120 That's what that's what the socialists today try to yearn for is the. 1494 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,880 Yeah, but it's they're like, that's a working model. 1495 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880 It's not working. 1496 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,880 So I know that's that's the part of it. 1497 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,280 So they have an open border and they're they're getting slew. 1498 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,680 They're getting so many immigrants that are coming from the Middle East. 1499 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:21,280 And it's just it's consuming the whole entire country and changing the culture and changing 1500 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:22,280 the culture. 1501 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:27,600 And they're they're integrating and changing the fabric of the laws and trying to develop 1502 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,400 a Sharia law and creating no go zones. 1503 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:36,920 Man, I'll tell you what, the the the Sweden Police Department have areas, I'm saying no 1504 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:37,920 go no go zones. 1505 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,120 Yeah, they have no go zones where they simply don't go in. 1506 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:45,640 Yeah, there's kind of yeah, we know you're bleeding out, but yeah, we're not going in 1507 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,640 there. 1508 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:47,640 And that sucks. 1509 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,640 What kind of place is that to live? 1510 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,640 It wasn't like that. 1511 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,040 And I tell you that I feel bad for them. 1512 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,040 And you know what? 1513 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,040 That's not getting any. 1514 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,520 No, it's not on TV anywhere. 1515 00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:02,640 No, most of the publication is that Sweden and Finland and Norway are the happiest societies 1516 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,640 in the world. 1517 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:04,640 They're the model. 1518 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640 They're the socialist utopia. 1519 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:11,680 Ninety nine percent of the eighty five, eighty percent of it is eighty percent of it is really 1520 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,680 nice. 1521 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:17,320 They've got a lot of of traditional stuff still ongoing. 1522 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,640 But it's twenty percent of the place that these people have lived there for centuries 1523 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,520 and centuries and thousand years that it is completely changed. 1524 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,600 The hood. 1525 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:31,000 Can you imagine an entire region being the hood? 1526 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:36,720 I mean, yeah, it's like the size of Massachusetts is like a hood. 1527 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,720 It's huge. 1528 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,720 And they have their own. 1529 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:43,120 Yeah, their own policing, their own laws, their own territory. 1530 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,120 It's tribal. 1531 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:54,520 Yeah, I had somebody that I used to work with whose son lived over in Sweden and they're 1532 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:59,360 realizing the expense of living there because they were looking at buying a car. 1533 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,360 Yeah. 1534 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,440 And in order to buy a car, I can't remember what he said. 1535 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:08,760 It's like a 60 percent tax or something ridiculous like that if you wanted to buy a car because 1536 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:13,640 he I think they moved back over here for a short time and they bought a car. 1537 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:21,120 They couldn't believe how inexpensive it was because there's such a surcharge and a tax 1538 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,720 on everything over there. 1539 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,160 Because you have to pay for everything. 1540 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,160 Yeah. 1541 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,680 But on the flip side, everything there's a ton of things that are free. 1542 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,680 Correct. 1543 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,680 But it's not really free. 1544 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:32,680 I know that. 1545 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,680 I know that. 1546 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,760 And you're paying 60, 65 percent of your check out. 1547 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:42,640 So here's some of the guy, the economics that that was given to me. 1548 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,280 And these aren't exact numbers. 1549 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:49,960 But what it is is there is a cousin and he lives here now, but his brother, his whole 1550 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:55,000 family was there and they pay about 65 percent of whatever they make. 1551 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,920 His brother was out of work. 1552 00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:04,280 OK, so they he was out of work for a couple of months and maybe even six months. 1553 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,040 And they paid for everything. 1554 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,040 It was it was like he still had his job. 1555 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,040 Right. 1556 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,860 So there was there was no break in it. 1557 00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:18,960 The problem with that is that all these immigrants that are coming in are getting the same benefits 1558 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,760 with zero incentive to go find work, zero. 1559 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,760 And they're not doing it. 1560 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,760 That's right. 1561 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,760 Why would they? 1562 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,760 Why would anybody? 1563 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,200 A human nature is to be is to default. 1564 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,480 You can find a sugar daddy or sugar country. 1565 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,480 Bingo. 1566 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,960 And they're they're populated like fucking rabbits. 1567 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,960 Yeah. 1568 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,480 They're kind of like, well, if you have two kids, you get this much. 1569 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,960 If you have four, you have five. 1570 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,880 And they're kind of like, I want to keep them going. 1571 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,960 You know, it's just like. 1572 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:46,720 And then you can add the conspiracy about, you know, these the long term Islamic plan 1573 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,720 if you want to go there. 1574 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,800 I don't want to go there is there. 1575 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,080 And, you know, it's I don't know. 1576 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,560 I feel one side of me, I feel it's kind of shitty. 1577 00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:01,480 But at the same time, I'm thinking, you know, if they're going to if they're going to want 1578 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:09,320 to kill people for drawing cartoon caricatures of their interpretation of Mohammed, then 1579 01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,320 fuck them. 1580 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,320 Time stamp. 1581 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,320 I just think it's ridiculous. 1582 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:18,320 I'm with you. 1583 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,640 I'm with you on that one. 1584 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:24,080 We could get into all sorts of things that we don't understand about that religion. 1585 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,800 But that's a different topic. 1586 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,280 That's a different topic. 1587 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:29,280 Well, I mean, that'll be another day. 1588 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:33,920 Any any religion that gets to the point of intolerance and violence towards different 1589 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,400 is it really a religion? 1590 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,400 I agree. 1591 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,400 You know, come on. 1592 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,400 Where are we? 1593 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,400 Where are we? 1594 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,640 It's completely ridiculous. 1595 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:47,200 You're never going to convince me that that is a a peaceful religion if if if that's how 1596 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,200 they are taught. 1597 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,640 I need to do more research on the Ottoman Empire. 1598 01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:58,520 And even prior to that, and just I mean, just the barbarism that came from, I mean, just 1599 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,080 the inhumanity that just severing of heads. 1600 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:07,360 And I'd like to learn a lot more about the whole Moors and the whole crusade. 1601 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,760 That was not pretty either. 1602 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,960 Well, and that's where the the historical bias comes in. 1603 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:15,960 Yeah. 1604 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,680 So anything from the Western civilization is deemed expansion. 1605 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,840 Correct. 1606 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,200 Or invasion. 1607 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,080 It's expansion if we went and conquered. 1608 01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,080 Correct. 1609 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,520 It's invasion if they conquered us. 1610 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,880 And it's the opposite for the other people. 1611 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:32,880 Exactly. 1612 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:36,040 And, you know, we're back to control. 1613 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:40,320 We're back to the basic tenets of what we're talking about with civilization. 1614 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,920 We're back to control, power, manipulation. 1615 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,880 We're back to responsibility and accountability. 1616 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:53,240 And unfortunately, we spend look at this podcast, but most of our governments and entities, 1617 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:59,240 we spend so much time and resources trying to manage those who don't want to contribute 1618 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,600 to the tribe. 1619 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,600 Yeah. 1620 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:08,480 And I mean, you look at a wolf pack or most animals, like if you're in a pack of 12 and 1621 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:13,920 you can't contribute, you're one dude that do that who can't like they're like, we'll 1622 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,800 leave you behind in the wild, we'll kill you or we'll kill you and put you out of your 1623 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,800 misery. 1624 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:23,400 But you're not contributing to the tribe's well-being and survival. 1625 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,400 Eventually. 1626 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,400 And they get to that. 1627 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:28,840 And when we have society of people are like, I just want free handouts. 1628 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,000 I just want to live off everybody else. 1629 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000 You can't do that. 1630 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,120 I think a seal training, like nine guys holding up a raft and they keep loading bricks on 1631 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,120 it. 1632 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:41,520 One guy decides he doesn't want to put his arms up and hold that. 1633 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,720 You know, eight other guys are struggling. 1634 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:49,600 And like we hide that in 330 million people. 1635 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:53,660 But you know, you think about a 10,000 person company, there's a lot of people literally 1636 01:02:53,660 --> 01:02:55,720 sleeping at their desk and you don't feel it. 1637 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,320 You're in a 10 person company. 1638 01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,040 That one dude, he's out. 1639 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,760 And I think we've got to have everyone's got to stand up and go, I'm going to be a contributor 1640 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,360 to my society. 1641 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,360 And I should give more than I take. 1642 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,480 Yeah, but that's not how but that's right. 1643 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,360 The default mode of human nature is not that. 1644 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:16,000 And so we enable programs that allow that. 1645 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Correct. 1646 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,880 And it's like, look, everybody stand up every day. 1647 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,920 By the way, I'm not saying your contribution has to be equal. 1648 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:22,920 Right. 1649 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,400 But do something. 1650 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,480 Person A could invent something. 1651 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,680 What's your strength that saves a million people or builds a company to employ a million 1652 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,680 people, whatever your strength is, right? 1653 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:36,960 And somebody could save two children a year from committing suicide because they're a 1654 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,120 happier person. 1655 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,120 Like it's a different contribution. 1656 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:45,280 But get up, do the work, engage, lean in on your society and contribute. 1657 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,720 And others could even guide people on what the best bourbons are to drink. 1658 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,720 I mean, the possibilities are endless. 1659 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,720 Endless. 1660 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,720 Yep. 1661 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,720 That one. 1662 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:55,960 Guys, what's his name there at Total Wine for you? 1663 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:56,960 Yes, sir. 1664 01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:57,960 We. 1665 01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:58,960 What is his name? 1666 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,560 I don't know. 1667 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,000 We are the least racist country in the world. 1668 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000 I believe that. 1669 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,040 But no, by I don't believe that. 1670 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:13,480 Listen, I played professional soccer like first of all, Hispanic world is the most is 1671 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:14,480 really racist. 1672 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,480 Hispanic. 1673 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:16,480 Yeah. 1674 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:20,720 Hispanic community culture, older, darker culture, like Mexican. 1675 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,120 You're the races against each other. 1676 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,120 Each other. 1677 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,120 So listen, it's social. 1678 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,800 The Spanish, the Spanish are the top. 1679 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,160 They're the Vishnu of their world. 1680 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,240 And then everybody's another layer until you get to the Mexican. 1681 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,240 Right. 1682 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,240 I say Spain. 1683 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,240 You should talk about Spain. 1684 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,240 Spain. 1685 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:38,240 Spain. 1686 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,840 Where you're from, Irish, you're the fucking bottom. 1687 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:40,840 Oh, yeah. 1688 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:41,840 Yeah. 1689 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,680 You got Irish, Scottish, English, everything. 1690 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,320 And they're treated that way. 1691 01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:51,220 Asian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Laotian. 1692 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:55,720 Like they all have their own teching order, hierarchy of that stuff. 1693 01:04:55,720 --> 01:05:01,860 And then Western Europe, dude, when I played like crowd would throw bananas at the Black 1694 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:03,120 players on the field. 1695 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,120 And this is 1997. 1696 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,120 The what? 1697 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:11,040 The fans would throw bananas at the Black players on the field. 1698 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:11,980 Holy shit. 1699 01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:12,980 In 1997, Greeks. 1700 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:15,980 Listen, are we timestamped? 1701 01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:19,840 Listen, Italians, Italians, Greeks. 1702 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,420 They're all like uber races. 1703 01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:25,200 And by the way, what's funny is that's too bad that this this segment is never going 1704 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,200 to see the light of day. 1705 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:31,240 What's funny, Hispanics can't tolerate Blacks more than we can. 1706 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,280 Like of course, they're more racist towards each other than we are. 1707 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,880 Like it is the craziest system. 1708 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,440 But I do love that we're screwed. 1709 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:43,520 I love our country is so heavily scrutinizing it because I think we're trying to evolve 1710 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:44,720 more than any other country. 1711 01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:45,720 I really do. 1712 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,720 That's fine. 1713 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:48,840 But there's a fucking way to do that. 1714 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,520 Well, that's and it doesn't involve burning down fucking cities. 1715 01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:52,520 That's true. 1716 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:56,080 I mean, are we in the business of treating everybody equal and holding everybody to the 1717 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,360 same standard? 1718 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,360 Everybody. 1719 01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,360 Period. 1720 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,360 But I guarantee that. 1721 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,920 The answer that yes, I guarantee it's not going to happen. 1722 01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,800 It's it's seen as an American culture. 1723 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,540 So isn't it? 1724 01:06:07,540 --> 01:06:13,960 Couldn't it not be interpreted as a racist comment to say we need to change our border 1725 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,560 leadership because it is too much? 1726 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,680 It's anything. 1727 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:22,440 It's insanely white males, insanely, insanely. 1728 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,240 It has nothing to do with performance. 1729 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,240 Nope. 1730 01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,240 Right. 1731 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,240 Color of your skin. 1732 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,240 Inclusion. 1733 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:32,040 So it's so the striving for diversity, by the way, I get it. 1734 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,520 I do too. 1735 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,680 But it's got to be on merit. 1736 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:40,260 It's a man and it better stand up and we should be able to scrutinize it. 1737 01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:45,680 If somebody gets it, we should scrutinize their performance, their qualifications as 1738 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:47,980 as even as possible. 1739 01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:53,200 This conversation came up between men and women in one of our prior podcasts, and it's 1740 01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,200 just not there. 1741 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:59,000 I mean, people do not get a pay difference if you're a male or female. 1742 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000 That's right. 1743 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,480 Indian white, black, whatever. 1744 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,480 It's just not there. 1745 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:03,480 That's right. 1746 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:10,640 You know, the discussion came up was women get paid 76 percent of what men get paid. 1747 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,640 That's not true. 1748 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:12,880 And I said, that's BS. 1749 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:13,880 That's not accurate. 1750 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,840 I think it's flawed numbers. 1751 01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,840 It is. 1752 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,320 And there's reason for that. 1753 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,920 Any statistical is flawed. 1754 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:20,920 Yes. 1755 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:24,720 And I immediately said, you know, my wife is a teacher. 1756 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,720 She's a female. 1757 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,400 Does she get paid less than a male teacher? 1758 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:31,280 She said, well, it doesn't apply to that industry. 1759 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:32,280 And then we switched to IT. 1760 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,960 Yeah, we switched to my industry. 1761 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,360 And I said, I'm in a position to where I hire people. 1762 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,360 Me too. 1763 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,400 I have applicants, male and female. 1764 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,040 I hire who I feel is best. 1765 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,440 I don't say, oh, she's a female. 1766 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,600 I could pay her less. 1767 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:46,600 He's a he's a male. 1768 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,720 I could pay him a little bit more because he deserves it or whatever. 1769 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,600 And Paul, you reiterated that. 1770 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,600 Yeah. 1771 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:52,960 And she didn't have a comeback for that. 1772 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:54,840 And after the fact, I should have brought this up. 1773 01:07:54,840 --> 01:08:00,560 I was like, if that is true, every company in the world would only hire women because 1774 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,320 they would save 24 percent off the top line all the time. 1775 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,320 Yep. 1776 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,320 Right. 1777 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,320 That's a good point. 1778 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:07,320 Yeah. 1779 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,800 But every 28 days they would lose a tremendous sales. 1780 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,400 No, but that's why I think it's BS. 1781 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,400 Now, are there are there situations? 1782 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,040 I'm sure there are. 1783 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,320 But I have never seen them. 1784 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,320 Does a female policeman when she gets hired in the same class as a male, does she get 1785 01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:23,320 paid less? 1786 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,320 No. 1787 01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:25,320 Fireman? 1788 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,320 No. 1789 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,320 Teacher? 1790 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,320 No. 1791 01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,840 In my industry, at least on my team and in my company? 1792 01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:30,840 No. 1793 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:31,840 Paul's company? 1794 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:32,840 No. 1795 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:39,480 And in sales, I think, you know, it's you're going to get a 10 percent commission while 1796 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,480 you're a woman. 1797 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,520 So you're only going to get seven percent commission. 1798 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,520 Right. 1799 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,520 So you're not going to get paid more? 1800 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,520 Nope. 1801 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,520 Yeah. 1802 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,520 I'm not really buying it. 1803 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,400 Now, I guess it's possible that there are industries where we're just not privy to kind 1804 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,400 of the way it works. 1805 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:56,960 But one thing I was thinking, I mean, I need to look at how the stats are put together. 1806 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:57,960 Right. 1807 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:02,280 If there are certain industries that are lower paying jobs and they are we talked about this 1808 01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,960 and they're dominated by women. 1809 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,000 I mean, let's say make up make up people at Macy's. 1810 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000 OK. 1811 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000 Dominated by women. 1812 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000 How many men are in that industry? 1813 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000 Right. 1814 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,200 And they don't get paid a lot. 1815 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,400 So are they are they taking those kind of that's just an example. 1816 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:21,000 But are they taking those kind of numbers and saying women make less than men when they're 1817 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,920 looking at industry wide? 1818 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:28,760 Now, my point is it has the only way it's legitimate is if it was within the same industry. 1819 01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,760 Correct. 1820 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,760 That's the only way it's legitimate. 1821 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:32,760 Correct. 1822 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,760 Yeah. 1823 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:37,840 Because like you said, you know, maybe the maybe the all the ladies that work at Macy's 1824 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:41,400 and the cosmetic counters, they make twenty thousand dollars a year. 1825 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:46,120 Or then you compare that to, let's say, steelworkers, right, who may be dominated by men. 1826 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,120 Right. 1827 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,120 They make fifty thousand dollars a year. 1828 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,120 That's my point. 1829 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,840 They gloss over and say, on average, women are making that's exactly right. 1830 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:56,240 I have to see how the numbers are put together to really know if it's legit or not. 1831 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,280 But what we have seen is not legit. 1832 01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,400 So I've got three kids. 1833 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:03,840 I've got one daughter and I want her to work for medium to large companies because she 1834 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,560 is going to be set for success. 1835 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,560 Yeah. 1836 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:10,000 I'm going to tell both my boys own your own company. 1837 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,280 Interesting. 1838 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,960 Five to twenty man shop, make three to five mill a year, be done. 1839 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:23,240 But stay out of the game where diversity and inclusion is going to complicate your hiring 1840 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,240 practice. 1841 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,240 Look, 70 percent of the G. 1842 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,040 Big enough to have a Christmas party, but small enough to have alcohol. 1843 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,040 Right. 1844 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,800 70 percent of the GDP is small business. 1845 01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,200 Find your niche. 1846 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,200 Don't have to. 1847 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,200 You'll have to. 1848 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:41,440 By the way, under 20 is where massive rules in most accounting and corporations and reporting 1849 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:44,360 for H.R. and policies and handbooks are. 1850 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:51,440 I'm like, if you can find a way to make an 18 man person firm, you know, get your employee 1851 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:57,280 revenue per employee person up to like 100 grand a person, do it all day long and control 1852 01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,800 your livelihood. 1853 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:05,400 Because if you're a white male now, do not subscribe to the system because you're going 1854 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,400 to be hurting. 1855 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:07,400 Yeah. 1856 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:08,400 Right. 1857 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,760 And that's kind of the message that was told to me. 1858 01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:17,840 And I've heard that for my entire life is is, you know, being a white man is bad. 1859 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:21,960 And you know, it's kind of coming back now. 1860 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:24,680 There's too many white men in this position. 1861 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:34,680 Well, for four years at Yale, which were the most fascinating of my life in a lot of ways. 1862 01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:35,680 The debates. 1863 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,880 I mean, there were two educations at Yale. 1864 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:42,940 That was your curriculum and then your debates like this in dining halls and courtyards and 1865 01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:45,800 whatever with just other folks. 1866 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:51,320 And I mean, for four years, it was a tug of war between apologizing for being a white 1867 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:56,040 male and then angrily defending I've never owned any slaves. 1868 01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:59,960 In fact, all of you Asians and blacks have more money than I have. 1869 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,200 You're from a family that makes a million dollars. 1870 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,680 My family makes 30,000. 1871 01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:04,680 Right. 1872 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,680 Right. 1873 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:06,680 What do you want from me? 1874 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:07,680 What? 1875 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:08,680 I didn't do it. 1876 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:09,680 Yeah. 1877 01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:12,080 So why don't you give me some of your money? 1878 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,480 And we'll call it even. 1879 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:18,680 And it was great, fascinating debate, but the broad brush doesn't work. 1880 01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:23,160 And that's why find your niche, find your way to make it work. 1881 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:26,680 And I mean, my neighborhood, you've been there. 1882 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:30,440 It's 95 percent in the Indian nation. 1883 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,440 And I'm not loud. 1884 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,440 Oh, no, no. 1885 01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,440 Oh, they're very respectful. 1886 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,440 Wonderful neighbors. 1887 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,440 Yeah, the quiet. 1888 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:49,480 Everything about them. 1889 01:12:53,480 --> 01:13:00,720 whether 1890 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,720 you