1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,320 So welcome back to Deuce. 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaking of Deuce, Sean dropped a Deuce. 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,800 No I did not drop a Deuce. 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,800 I absolutely knew there was a Deuce. 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,800 A Deuce maker. 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:25,120 So anyway, I want to discuss the Burbone. 7 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,120 Exploding tomato. 8 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,120 Burbone. 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,680 The Burbone that we're partaking on on part two. 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,680 It is the Redemption. 11 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:33,680 Redemption. 12 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,680 Weeded Burbone. 13 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:35,680 Yep. 14 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,680 So it's actually quite tasty. 15 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,680 Is that like a 19- 16 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,680 It's very tasty. 17 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,600 Is that a 1920- what's Redemption? 18 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,000 I think I remember a movie- 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Like the definition? 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,360 No, I remember a movie title. 21 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,360 There was a movie called Redemption. 22 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,360 Redemption. 23 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,360 I don't think it's the same. 24 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:52,000 So I think there's something in the 1920s about the word Redemption. 25 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Like is there- that's a thing, right? 26 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,200 Because this is a Burbone that is named Redemption. 27 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,280 It's got to be- you know what? 28 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,280 I don't know. 29 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:05,160 I bet you it is the name for the fact that they repealed Prohibition. 30 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,160 Redemption. 31 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,160 Could be. 32 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,640 I- look it up. 33 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,640 Look up Prohibition. 34 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Redemption. 35 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,640 Redemption. 36 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,720 I guarantee it. 37 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,800 That's it. 38 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:19,440 The people that fought it and it was repealed, they are like, we've been redeemed. 39 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,440 It's Redemption. 40 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:25,920 Well, the angle on this particular strain of Redemption is a tweet. 41 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,920 Reveal day. 42 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,920 Boom. 43 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:28,920 Nailed it. 44 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,920 Redemption whiskey. 45 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:30,920 Nailed it. 46 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,800 So let me discuss the Mash Bill here. 47 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,520 Well, that's not it. 48 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,520 The Burb- 49 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,920 Mash Bill- Redemption has several different types of bourbon. 50 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,920 You got Rye- 51 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:41,920 This is the weeded version. 52 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:42,920 Well, that's- yes. 53 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,920 Redemption has a couple different bourbons. 54 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,920 Weeded. 55 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:46,920 So we have the weeded. 56 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,920 The white label. 57 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,920 Space. 58 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,920 Paul likes white label. 59 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:50,920 Especially Eben Williams. 60 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:51,920 No, no, no. 61 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:52,920 Not a big fan. 62 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,920 Actually, I didn't mind it. 63 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,920 Hold on. 64 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,920 Hold on. 65 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,920 What? 66 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,920 That was bottled in Bond. 67 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,920 You talking about the Redemption white label? 68 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,920 No. 69 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,920 It's the Eben Williams Midway is what we call it. 70 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:07,920 The mixer. 71 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,920 Yes. 72 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:09,920 Yeah. 73 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:10,920 There we go. 74 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,920 Right there. 75 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:12,920 Yeah, it's the one right in the middle. 76 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:13,920 $50. 77 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:14,920 $50. 78 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,920 No, it's the right. 79 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 One more. 80 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:17,920 One more. 81 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:18,920 To the left. 82 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,920 To the left. 83 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,920 To the right. 84 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:21,920 To the right. 85 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:22,920 Redemption. 86 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:23,920 There it is. 87 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:24,920 Right. 88 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:25,920 Weeded straight bourbon. 89 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:26,920 No, don't cross it off your list. 90 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:27,920 What's happening? 91 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:28,920 What the hell? 92 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,920 What is going on? 93 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,920 I don't know what he's doing. 94 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:31,920 To the right, two. 95 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:32,920 We never know what he's doing. 96 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,920 To the right, two. 97 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:34,920 Right there. 98 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:35,920 Oh, I thought it was the one. 99 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:36,920 OK, to point that out, they're the same. 100 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,920 It's the same picture. 101 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,920 No, one's less expensive. 102 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,920 It's the same picture. 103 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,920 One's less expensive. 104 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:41,920 I know that, but it is the same picture. 105 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:42,920 And it says no tax. 106 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:43,920 He's dead on it. 107 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 But it's less expensive. 108 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,920 And it happens to be the picture of the bottle we're holding right now. 109 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:50,920 Imagine that. 110 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:51,920 But I'm looking for the cheaper one. 111 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:52,920 It's always about getting a better deal. 112 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:53,920 God bless. 113 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:54,920 Why would I spend 53 when you can spend it for 50? 114 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:55,920 I'm looking from a macro perspective. 115 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:56,920 So the mash bill. 116 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,920 It's too late. 117 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:58,920 The mash bill on this. 118 00:02:58,920 --> 00:02:59,920 What is the mash bill? 119 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:00,920 All right, go. 120 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:01,920 It's a blend of 51% corn. 121 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:02,920 I like it. 122 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:03,920 That makes it a bourbon. 123 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:04,920 Which is the minimum that a bourbon needs. 124 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:05,920 Minimum. 125 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,920 45% winter wheat. 126 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,920 Wow. 127 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,920 45%. 128 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 That is the minimum. 129 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:10,920 That's the minimum. 130 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:11,920 That's the minimum. 131 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:12,920 That's the minimum. 132 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:13,920 That's the minimum. 133 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,920 That's the minimum. 134 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:15,920 That's the minimum. 135 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,920 That's the minimum. 136 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,920 That's the minimum. 137 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:18,920 That's the minimum. 138 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,920 That's the minimum. 139 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:21,920 Wow. 140 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,920 45%. 141 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:23,920 That is the matches that I've handed. 142 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:24,920 Damn. 143 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,920 And 4% malted barley, aged in new chard oak barrels, of course. 144 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:27,920 Wow. 145 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:28,920 Okay. 146 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:29,920 That's why we like it. 147 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:30,920 Notice there's no rye. 148 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Correct. 149 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,920 No rye. 150 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,920 They replaced the rye with the wheat. 151 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:36,920 Wheated bourbon. 152 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,920 I tell you what. 153 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:38,920 There's something to this. 154 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:39,920 I love Rebel Yell. 155 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,920 I love it. 156 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,920 Well, Rebel Yell is another wheated. 157 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,920 It's another wheated bourbon. 158 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,920 But I don't think it has 45% wheat. 159 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,920 No. 160 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:46,920 But how do we know? 161 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,920 Look up on the screen. 162 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,920 How do we know? 163 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 Look up the match bill of. 164 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,920 You don't know yet. 165 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Hold on. 166 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,920 Let's work on redemption here. 167 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,920 I've had 700. 168 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,920 I'm excited about this redemption. 169 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,920 I was not. 170 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,920 I tasted it. 171 00:03:58,920 --> 00:03:59,920 I liked it. 172 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:00,920 But I never really gave it attention. 173 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,920 This is dangerous bourbon. 174 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,920 I tell you what. 175 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,920 It goes down smooth, gentlemen. 176 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,920 Well, it's the wheat. 177 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,920 I'm telling you. 178 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:06,920 I just think the wheat bourbon's going down so much. 179 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,920 So instead of rye, it's wheat. 180 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,920 In fact, I think it's in my mind. 181 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,920 I'm not. 182 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:10,920 I'm not. 183 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,920 I'm not. 184 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,920 I'm not. 185 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,920 I'm not. 186 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:14,920 I'm not. 187 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,920 I'm not. 188 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,920 I'm not. 189 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,920 I'm not. 190 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,920 I'm not. 191 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,960 So I think that the wheat bourbons are a little light on the palate. 192 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,960 Yeah, they're smooth. 193 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,400 They're smooth. 194 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,760 It's like a light beer. 195 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,940 It's like a light bourbon. 196 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:32,200 I think it's more like a lager. 197 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,100 That's what I'm saying. 198 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,880 That's what I would consider a light beer. 199 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,880 It's not an IPA. 200 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:38,880 It's a well-groomed. 201 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,240 It's not sweet, though. 202 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,240 It's not. 203 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,000 No, our producer said wheat is sweet. 204 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 It doesn't have spice. 205 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 The wheat is sweet. 206 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,480 doesn't have spice. 207 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,940 The wheat is sweet. 208 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:51,980 No, actually, I would say it is. 209 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:54,960 I would say that wheat is kind of sweet tasting. 210 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,840 Maybe that's right. 211 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,680 So, Rebel Yell. 212 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,840 Yeah, it's not harsh. 213 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,400 So, Rebel Yell is made by Lux, right? 214 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,240 Okay. 215 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,560 So, they're mash-bale, a weeded, 216 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,860 this is on their website. 217 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:06,700 Okay. 218 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,760 A weeded mash-bale, which is 68% corn. 219 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:10,640 Oh, wow. 220 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,480 Very corny. 221 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,300 20. 222 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,400 20% wheat. 223 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,240 Corn full. 224 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:20,240 20% wheat and 12% malted barley. 225 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,160 So, no rye, again, no rye. 226 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,240 It's used in Rebel Yell. 227 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,280 But look, you either have... 228 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,480 That is not a coincidence, guys. 229 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,180 It's either wheat or rye. 230 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:29,940 You can't have both. 231 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:30,780 It's either... 232 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:32,640 So, I tell you what, the next time we go, 233 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,600 I'm gonna get a rye. 234 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,080 Yeah, can't do it. 235 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,080 I'm gonna get one. 236 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:38,820 Okay. 237 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:39,640 We need to get them all. 238 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,480 We need to try it. 239 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,320 All of them. 240 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,160 Before we sign off, 241 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,600 because there's many bourbons that we like. 242 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,760 That when we look at the mash-bale, we're like, oh. 243 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,560 Not just bourbons. 244 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,400 Whiskeys. 245 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,640 Right. 246 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,660 By the way, I bought one. 247 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:53,640 I forgot to bring it over. 248 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,160 But it was... 249 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,200 Have Shelly bring it right now. 250 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,140 Yeah, good idea. 251 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,100 I don't think... 252 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:00,940 At the door. 253 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:02,480 I need more booze. 254 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,880 I know you're not doing anything important. 255 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,000 Can you bring over the whiskey I brought? 256 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,600 It may take her out of her slumber. 257 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,760 Anyway, so I'm going to get, the next time, 258 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,040 I'm not gonna, unless there's something special bourbon 259 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,400 there, I'm gonna get, there's a specific rye that I... 260 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:20,440 I'm sorry, I apologize. 261 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,920 What was, Rebel Yell, right? 262 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,760 Rebel Yell. 263 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:23,600 Rebel Yell. 264 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,600 So what we need to do is we need to create a spreadsheet. 265 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,560 Yeah, we need to be a little more methodical about this. 266 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,620 We need a database. 267 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:33,600 I mean, at some point, when we get up to the 300 bourbons 268 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,000 and whiskies that we've tried. 269 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,080 We're 10% there. 270 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:36,920 Yeah. 271 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,160 Oh, yeah. 272 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,440 Actually, we're over 10% there. 273 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,440 We are, and it's starting to be like, 274 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,160 it's hard to keep track. 275 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,000 There's a bunch. 276 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,920 Well, we're standing out there at the bourbon selection 277 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,760 going, which one do we want? 278 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,400 And unfortunately, many of them are at the halfway marks. 279 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,420 We're like, fuck, we don't want to finish it. 280 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,680 Yeah, and that's kind of where it's at, 281 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,660 because the word is that you drink bourbon in layers. 282 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,120 It is. 283 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:08,240 Once you get past the shoulder, the neck bourbon 284 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,080 is the best. 285 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:09,920 Is the worst. 286 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:11,760 What? 287 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,600 Which is this. 288 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,420 What is this? 289 00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:15,200 Are we becoming Somalian? 290 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,040 Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 291 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:16,880 We're becoming Somalian. 292 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,020 We're becoming Nigerian, yes. 293 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,720 What do you say? 294 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,040 Somalia. 295 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,000 Oh, dang it. 296 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:23,840 I always get that wrong. 297 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,680 You're close. 298 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,600 You added an extra N. 299 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,760 Oh, okay. 300 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:27,600 Somalia. 301 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,080 No. 302 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:29,920 Sorry. 303 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,840 We're becoming Somalian. 304 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,680 No. 305 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,360 I don't believe my palette is as sophisticated 306 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:39,640 as what a Somalian needs to be. 307 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,920 Can you look that up? 308 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:41,960 I think, you know what? 309 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,800 Somalia? 310 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,800 Time out, yeah. 311 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,680 I've never challenged you on this word. 312 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,480 I bet you $100, that's a real word. 313 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,720 Okay, but it doesn't mean. 314 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,560 Not Somalia. 315 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:54,880 Somebody, no, hold on. 316 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,360 It says a citizen of Somalia. 317 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,320 I was dead on. 318 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,520 All right, let me get to spelling. 319 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,360 You don't even know the spelling. 320 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,200 Go to that spreadsheet. 321 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,400 This is what I'm talking about. 322 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,560 You got three categories. 323 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,400 You don't even know the spelling of Somalia. 324 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,440 CRWB. 325 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,440 Or whatever. 326 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,960 CRWB. 327 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,760 Okay, no, hold on. 328 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,480 Paul is questioning my manhood. 329 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,200 You're basically saying Somalian as a. 330 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,400 He's calling me a woman. 331 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,200 You're saying Somalian like a French person would. 332 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,520 He's another fox in France. 333 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:28,520 Somalian, Somalian, it's fantastic, Somalian. 334 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,000 Well, that's Italian, not really. 335 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,080 What is the, Wild Turkey is the first one. 336 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,480 What are you doing? 337 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,320 Just type in Wild Turkey. 338 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,840 You're creating the spreadsheet now? 339 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,520 Yeah, well, we don't have time for that. 340 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,280 So, Mr. Producer. 341 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,360 75. 342 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,200 Go to Google. 343 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:51,960 And type in S-O-M-M-E-L Somalia, there you go. 344 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,720 Wine. 345 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:54,560 Bitch. 346 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,960 Wine. 347 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,440 Somalia, go to the second one. 348 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:58,360 Yeah, go to the second one. 349 00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,440 I wanna know. What does it say? 350 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,680 It's gonna say a gay man who loves wine. 351 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,520 Whiskey Somalia. 352 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,720 That's a wine steward. 353 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,840 It's a, that sits there in, I'm sorry. 354 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,680 It's a person. 355 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,520 Whiskey Somalia. 356 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,360 I'm sorry. 357 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,920 We have our first timestamp of the night. 358 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,760 No, no, no, no. 359 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,600 Is it the, oh. 360 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,720 Hey, look, I apologize. 361 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:16,560 Oh, no, no, no. 362 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,360 We don't need a timestamp because I apologize. 363 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,160 Well, and you're talking about a bundle of sticks. 364 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,000 Bundles. 365 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,760 No, I'm talking about some dude that stands there 366 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,560 and goes, hey guys, you want some, 367 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,760 I'm sorry, that was wrong. 368 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,520 Every time. Go to Whiskey Somalia. 369 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,440 Every time it has a lisp. 370 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,280 Go to the tab. 371 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,840 I really wanna understand the lisp. 372 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,880 Well, the steward, a steward always has a lisp. 373 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,320 It doesn't say a steward of wine. 374 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,160 It's a pair of. 375 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,800 Click on the Whiskey Somalia. 376 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,000 It does say steward. 377 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,720 In short, a whiskey. 378 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,560 It says a wine steward. 379 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,880 I said wine. 380 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,280 It said wine steward. 381 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,160 Did it? I missed it. 382 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,160 What is a whiskey Somalian? 383 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,000 Why? What the fuck? 384 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,840 It says, oh Somalia. 385 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,520 I thought you were like Somalian. 386 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,520 Sean, don't blow up the second segment. 387 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,360 You know what? 388 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,520 The first segment was amazing. 389 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,240 Don't blow it up. 390 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,800 Let's try to retain the people that we have left. 391 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,200 So typically the Somalia is wine. 392 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,320 Stop. Right? 393 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,680 Stop, stop, stop. 394 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,760 Bitch. 395 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,640 Right now we have to kill everything? 396 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,280 Okay, start. 397 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,240 No, we already started. 398 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,080 We're not restarting. 399 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:13,920 Yeah, we're not restarting. 400 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,760 We gotta restart. 401 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,840 Fuck, man, I fucked everything up. 402 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,680 You cannot recover. 403 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,360 Totally ruined everything. 404 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,040 Drop the F word. 405 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,560 Can we just bleep it? 406 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,400 Yes, yes, let's bleep it. 407 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,160 I'd rather not cut the whole sequence 408 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,720 because right now, 409 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,640 Jeff has no idea what he's talking about 410 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,480 and I want it on record. 411 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,960 I just want 100 bucks from Paul. 412 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,280 I do have that bleeping sound. 413 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,120 Where does it say? 414 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,800 Okay, in short, 415 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:40,320 a whisker Somalier is term made up, made up, 416 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,720 made up by some marketing folks in Texas. 417 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,560 There you go. 418 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah. 419 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,240 And where do we live? 420 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,280 One of them happens to be Jeff. 421 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,320 Go back to the spreadsheet. 422 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,840 Who run a thing called the Wizard Academy. 423 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,680 Okay. 424 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,520 Whiskey Academy. 425 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,040 Wizard, Wizard Academy. 426 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,040 That says the Wizard Academy, 427 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,040 aka the Whiskey Marketing School. 428 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:57,880 Okay. 429 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:58,720 I don't want to break it to you, 430 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,040 but all of it is made up. 431 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,200 Somalier is a real thing. 432 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,360 It's not real. 433 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,320 It's made up by some marketing troll. 434 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,120 Hold on, it is a marketing troll. 435 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,800 They got the word wizard in the ensemble language. 436 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:15,080 Whiskey Somalier is an expert in wine. 437 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,200 All right, time out. 438 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,440 They actually go to school for that. 439 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,560 Okay, where did you hear that word for the first time? 440 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,760 From their YouTube channel. 441 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,600 There we go. 442 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,560 No, I heard Somalier years and years and years ago. 443 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,120 Yeah, they're wine stewards. 444 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,240 The wine stewards. 445 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,560 Oh. 446 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,400 I'm sorry, wine stewards. 447 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,960 So I'm correct, you owe me $100. 448 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,120 Did you guys bet money? 449 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,480 Yes, I bet him $100. 450 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:36,720 First off, there was no bet. 451 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,560 Hold on. 452 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,080 First off, I'm fact checking this. 453 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,560 And, 454 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,600 Somalier is a real thing. 455 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,880 Well, yeah, but not for bourbon. 456 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,640 So if you have a Somalier of wine, 457 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,480 why can't you have it of another? 458 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,320 All right, hold on. 459 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,160 Because it was made up by some Wizard Academy 460 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,360 from fucking, from Harry Potter. 461 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,680 Producer, go back to the definition. 462 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,640 From Harry Potter school. 463 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,240 We have a definition already set up. 464 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,200 So what does it say? 465 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,200 Somalier is what? 466 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,160 On the far right. 467 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,000 Yeah, it's jacked. 468 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,320 No, no, far right up. 469 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,080 The last tab open on the right. 470 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,720 This does not help your case. 471 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,040 It says right there. 472 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:07,880 I win. 473 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:08,720 Oh, it's the same thing. 474 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,880 It says wine steward. 475 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,680 I am the Cleveland Browns right now. 476 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,520 Yeah. 477 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,520 No, no. 478 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,040 But you don't even care about the Browns. 479 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,240 You care about the Bengals who lost burro, 480 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,600 and now you're like all, ooh, who cares? 481 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,120 And I had to whop in 45 points in fantasy. 482 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,200 Yeah, so. 483 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,520 Heavens to Murgatroyd. 484 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,280 So you don't know shit about football. 485 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,960 So what cartoon was that from? 486 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,880 Which one? 487 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,560 Heavens to Murgatroyd. 488 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,760 Never heard that in my life. 489 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,600 What? 490 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,760 I've never heard that. 491 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,720 Is that the Martian from the Looney Tunes? 492 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,560 Looney Tunes? 493 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,400 Looney Tunes? 494 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,240 No. 495 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,200 You talking about the Looney Tunes Martian guy? 496 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,040 The Martian. 497 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,680 No, it was the Panther, the little pink Panther. 498 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,520 Who's the cat? 499 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,720 The little pink Panther doesn't talk. 500 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,560 Wasn't the pink Panther. 501 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,080 It was the Panther that was pink. 502 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,080 What is happening right now? 503 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,320 It was, what are you talking about? 504 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,360 So the pink Panther doesn't talk. 505 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,960 The Hanna Barbera. 506 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,000 Pink Panther doesn't talk. 507 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:05,840 You're right. 508 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:06,680 What is that? 509 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,520 Ba-na, ba-na, ba-na, ba-na, ba-na, ba-na, ba-na. 510 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,320 But it's not the Panther that is pink. 511 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,560 But it's Panther that's not pink. 512 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,920 I think we need to regroup here. 513 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,520 No, I believe the wild turkey. 514 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,880 So, yeah. 515 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,400 Heavens to Murgatroyd event. 516 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,240 No, no, no. 517 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,440 Right, what did we take during halftime? 518 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,120 Because it has made us loopy to the point 519 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,840 where we're not making any sense at all. 520 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,680 I did a line of coke. 521 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,600 There you go, there's the Panther and he's fucking pink. 522 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,800 Line of coke? 523 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,640 He's a mountain lion. 524 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,480 Is that what you said? 525 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,560 It's snaggle plus. 526 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,920 I did a line of creatine. 527 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,800 It's snaggle plus, it's snaggle plus. 528 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,480 The quasi-Shakespearean turns of phrase. 529 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,520 Heavens to Murgatroyd event. 530 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,520 Existential event. 531 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,880 You are correct. 532 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:50,840 I think we need to regroup. 533 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,520 Sorry, remember that. 534 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,360 There you go. 535 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,440 I will back that up. 536 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,360 Unlike, I am not being supported on the small yay. 537 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,280 Created by William Hanna. 538 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,160 I will back up. 539 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,000 So, hold on, hold on, hold on. 540 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,080 When we were kids. 541 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,200 Yeah, it was Hanna Barbera. 542 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,960 Hanna Barbera. 543 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,840 Who was the guy who did all the voices? 544 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,760 Mel? 545 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,200 Time out. 546 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,080 Well, it was William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. 547 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:17,920 No, it's one guy who did all the voices. 548 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,240 Hold on, I'm kind of taken aback by this. 549 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:25,240 Hanna Barbera was, I saw that on almost every single cartoon. 550 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,920 Correct. 551 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,440 Back in the day, they did all of them. 552 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,360 I thought, are you telling me, wow, really? 553 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,880 Oh my gosh, yeah, they did a boatload. 554 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,160 Very impressive. 555 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,840 Yeah, actually, you're mentioning a name, the Mel guy. 556 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,200 I'm trying to think of... 557 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,960 Mel, Mel, Mel, go to Looney Tunes voice. 558 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,200 It's the name of Mel. 559 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,600 That's different, no, that's a different tribe. 560 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,800 But he did all the voices. 561 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,760 But for Looney Tunes. 562 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,960 Which is bigger. 563 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,880 But it's not Hanna Barbera. 564 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,160 Looney Tunes voice. 565 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,680 Because you got Grape Ape, you got... 566 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,360 Captain Grape Ape! 567 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,200 I wasn't even close. 568 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,720 His name was Mel something. 569 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,160 Mel blank. 570 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,000 Mel blank. 571 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,760 He did all the voices. 572 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,560 Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd. 573 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,400 Really? 574 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,240 Porky Pig. 575 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,640 He did Fred Flintstone. 576 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,480 He did all. 577 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,080 Hey there, Barney. 578 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:17,920 Wow. 579 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,760 Who's up there, Fred? 580 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,960 That's not even close. 581 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,760 I'm a thousand voice, 400 distinct voices. 582 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,600 You suck at this whole voice thing. 583 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600 Yeah. 584 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,320 Yeah, you probably shouldn't do a podcast. 585 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,880 Yeah, he did all of them, man. 586 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,720 He did all of them. 587 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,560 Let's get a drink. 588 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,720 Damn, but I remember as a kid, when you said Hanna, 589 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,720 I was like, Hanna, that was what you saw. 590 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,560 Hanna Barbera. 591 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,400 You know what? 592 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,240 Hanna Barbera. 593 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,840 I think the kids these days are missing out 594 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,160 on Saturday Night Cartoons. 595 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,200 I used to wake up at fricking 8 a.m. 596 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,040 Oh yeah. 597 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,160 And go till noon. 598 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,000 Oh no, go up. 599 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Just watching cartoons. 600 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,840 We were. 601 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,680 Right there, on the right. 602 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,520 Yes, there it is. 603 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,360 Remember that? 604 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,200 Hanna Barbera. 605 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,040 Absolutely. 606 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,000 That was the logo that popped up on your screen. 607 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,400 Oh yeah, you just went, oh yeah, I'm ready. 608 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,440 And when you see that popped up 609 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,920 and you heard the logo spin come out of there, 610 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,360 oh my God. 611 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,040 It was like a secretion coming from the rooms 612 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:09,880 out to the other rooms. 613 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,760 Okay, first off, first off, the fact that all, 614 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,920 I was always the youngest of four. 615 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,880 Yeah, Yogi Bear. 616 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,760 Hold on, I was the youngest of four. 617 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,640 And the fact that all four of us would be out 618 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,200 in front of the TV without the parents even up. 619 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,040 Yeah, yeah. 620 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,520 I mean, there's a certain liberation there. 621 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,680 Like, you know what I mean? 622 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,960 It's like when you're 16 and you have a car 623 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,360 and you can start driving. 624 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,800 Hell, the Smurfs were, oh, Hanna Barbera, I believe. 625 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,960 We were little kids. 626 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,920 We were little kids. 627 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,760 That's too bad. 628 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,000 Before our parents were up and we were. 629 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,840 Gargamel. 630 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,660 We had Scooby Doo. 631 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,800 We had the TV on and it was Hanna Barbera. 632 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,920 Tom and Jerry. 633 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,720 Tom and Jerry, what a classic one. 634 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,880 Hanna Barbera did that too? 635 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,400 Yes. 636 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,120 That is insane. 637 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,360 Yeah. 638 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,520 They were, are they getting, so are they, they're out. 639 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,640 No, they're rich beyond their wildest dreams. 640 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,480 No, I doubt it. 641 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,320 Estate-wise. 642 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,640 Well, they're dead. 643 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,040 They're estates. 644 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,880 Well, I don't know. 645 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,080 They're family, they're kids and kids. 646 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,160 Space Ghost? 647 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,000 Oh, I don't know. 648 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,840 Yes, which one? 649 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,440 Space Ghost. Space Ghost was fabulous. 650 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,640 Space Ghost? 651 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,440 Oh, fabulous. 652 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,520 Okay, yeah, you lost me on that one. 653 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,920 No, it was good. 654 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,760 Oh, hold on. 655 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,600 You would know Space Ghost. 656 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,440 What are the major ones? 657 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,280 No, go back, go back. 658 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,120 What were the major ones? 659 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:21,960 I saw Flintstones. 660 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:22,800 There he is. 661 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,640 Look at that. 662 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:24,480 I've never even heard of this one. 663 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,360 Oh my God, that was fantastic. 664 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,080 They even brought him back today with a talk show, 665 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,840 but it's from the fricking 70s, dude. 666 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,000 He's basically Batman with different colors. 667 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,840 No. 668 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,360 He's an asshole. 669 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,200 Is he really? 670 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,040 Yes. 671 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,080 He's like Deadpool? 672 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:39,920 Yes. 673 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,760 Kind of, yeah. 674 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,320 And he had a sidekick. 675 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,160 Space Ghost. 676 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,040 Yeah, he fought the fricking bug. 677 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,920 God, they all work out, too. 678 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,760 Look how ripped he is. 679 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,600 They have a nice, they have nice. 680 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,280 Damn, he's built. 681 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,360 He's got a six pack, though. 682 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,840 He's got that one little stripe in the middle. 683 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,680 Holy shit. 684 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,520 Look at that bulge. 685 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,360 I know bulge. 686 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,720 It doesn't matter how many pushups I do, 687 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,240 I am never gonna look like that, guys. 688 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,320 I'm never gonna look like that. 689 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,920 Oh, look at that, Ariella. 690 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,120 Pepperoni roll there. 691 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,520 Oh, you do pepperoni. 692 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,360 What the fuck? 693 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,000 Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna ask, 694 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,600 but deep down, I'm really curious 695 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,440 about this pepperoni thing. 696 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,000 I am not, stop. 697 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,520 I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know. 698 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,760 Search pepperoni nipple. 699 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,040 No, no, no, no. 700 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,600 We're shutting that down. 701 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,320 We just vetoed that. 702 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,800 And by the way. 703 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,080 Back it up one, back it up one. 704 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,400 You know what, hold on, can I make a rule? 705 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,240 See that? 706 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,560 Look, I've seen every single one of those. 707 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,400 They are all fantastic, maybe. 708 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,600 Huckleberry Finn. 709 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,440 Oh, yeah, I've seen all of those. 710 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,400 Because on Saturday morning, 711 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,560 they had a Hanna-Barbera Olympics. 712 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,040 And they had three factions. 713 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,440 And the three factions would compete with each other. 714 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,160 And they would have like, all right, 715 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,360 we'll do one episode of this, one episode of that, 716 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,200 one episode of this. 717 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,840 They had like, it was an hour long. 718 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,680 They had 20 minutes slots. 719 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,520 What were the other ones? 720 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,800 Hanna-Barbera and what were the other ones? 721 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,280 They had three factions of Hanna-Barbera. 722 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,120 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 723 00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:00,120 And they had a, every week, they would have a different, 724 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,520 a different selection of the artists 725 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,680 in the caricatures that would show up. 726 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,520 The genre. 727 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,360 And they'd have a story. 728 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,440 Like one week they had Yogi fucking Bear. 729 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,000 The other week, I don't even remember 730 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,280 their names, but I remember seeing them. 731 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,120 Call it that? 732 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:12,960 Why, I know some. 733 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,800 They call it that? 734 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,640 So you had Snacklepuss. 735 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,480 Hi boys and girls. 736 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,320 Huckleberry. 737 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,160 Yogi fucking Barbera. 738 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,200 Huckleberry Finn. 739 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,400 Yeah, they had Huckleberry Finn 740 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,680 and the pink, the panther that's pink. 741 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,240 Then you had, god. 742 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,080 Really? 743 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:24,920 Then you had Quick Draw McGraw. 744 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:25,920 Sorry, I'm a Quick Draw hater. 745 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,760 It was Quick Draw McGraw. 746 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,200 Quick Draw McGraw, woo, woo, woo. 747 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,040 All right. 748 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,200 Who did Jabberjaw? 749 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:31,960 Jabberjaw? 750 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,360 Jabberjaw. 751 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,200 Which one is that one? 752 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,640 That was a, that was a great white shark. 753 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,400 It sounded like Snacklepuss. 754 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,360 Is that the chicken? 755 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,840 No, it's a great white shark. 756 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,000 Yeah, it was a big shark. 757 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,040 It's a great white shark. 758 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 759 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,440 Okay, not close. 760 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,280 Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 761 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,120 Oh my god. 762 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,160 Look up Jabberjaw. 763 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,400 How do we get off of this? 764 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,640 Jabberjaw. 765 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,680 Dino boy. 766 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,520 Oh my god. 767 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,360 There he is. 768 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,200 There he is. 769 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,720 Oh, no. 770 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,440 Yeah, we're gonna go see him, right boys? 771 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 772 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,760 He's from New Jersey? 773 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,680 He's from New Jersey? 774 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,920 Yes, that's what he sounded like. 775 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,760 Are you kidding me? 776 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,600 No. 777 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,840 I wanna hear Jabberjoy or whatever it is. 778 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,680 Jabberjaw. 779 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,520 He's freaking hilarious. 780 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,240 Okay, here we go. 781 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,080 Turn that up. 782 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,440 Okay, all right. 783 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,600 I don't hear anything. 784 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,040 Who's teaching the shi-yo-o-mouse? 785 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,200 We've got him. 786 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,520 Bring him aboard. 787 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,520 Perhaps T. U. on the bus. 788 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,560 See? 789 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,720 Oh, well, I need to hear that louder. 790 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,560 I'm deaf, but I mean, that was, 791 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,760 so he's from New Jersey then. 792 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,280 See if there's another one that's louder. 793 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,280 Yeah, that one's a poorer selection. 794 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:43,920 Ta-da! 795 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,800 I saved the disk and got rid of the octopus. 796 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,920 By the way, what are you guys doing out here? 797 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,240 It is! 798 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,600 He's from New Jersey! 799 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,800 Yep. 800 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,760 It's Joe Pesci. 801 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,000 Hey, what are you guys doing out here? 802 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,840 Yeah. 803 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,160 That was, that was, that was, that was, that was, 804 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,360 yeah, that was Joe Pesci's first credits. 805 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,640 Fuck all three of you, okay? 806 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,760 You know what I'm saying? 807 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,880 His first credits when he was nine years old 808 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,880 was Jabba John. 809 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,000 Oh, there you go! 810 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,840 No, no, no, no. 811 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,680 Yes, he was the band! 812 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,520 He was the drummer! 813 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,120 He plays the drums on the band. 814 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:17,960 Yes, yes, he was the drummer. 815 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,080 Shut the fuck up. 816 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:19,920 Get this off of there. 817 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,440 Dude, the producer, this is what I watched 818 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,440 when I was your age. 819 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,880 See, that explains a lot, by the way. 820 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,320 100%. 821 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,640 A lot. 822 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,480 Okay, we gotta move on. 823 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,320 1976. 824 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,400 See the little dome? 825 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,240 We got a little bit of a run in there. 826 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,680 We gotta move on. 827 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,760 We gotta move on, this is disturbing. 828 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,800 It was essentially, 829 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,920 so 1976 Hannah Barbera Jabba John intro. 830 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,120 It was essentially Scooby-Doo with a shark. 831 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:40,960 With a shark. 832 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,440 Josie the Pussy from New Jersey. 833 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,800 Because the one guy looks like Shaggy. 834 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,520 They all were. 835 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,240 And you have a crew. 836 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,440 It's essentially Scooby-Doo in the ocean. 837 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,760 I got you. 838 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,600 Is what it is. 839 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,440 Unbelievable. 840 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,760 You want some of this Jamba-Jool? 841 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,600 Jamba-Jool! 842 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,720 Stop! 843 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,760 Stop the madness. 844 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,960 It sounds like Carmine from Laverne and Shirley. 845 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,800 Oh, wow. 846 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,120 I get no respect. 847 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,560 I get no respect. 848 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,960 I get no respect. 849 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,200 I get no respect. 850 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,360 I can do all the voices. 851 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,280 It was funny. 852 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,320 But let's not. 853 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,160 All right, we gotta move on. 854 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,600 This is giving me a headache. 855 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,440 It really is. 856 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,280 Do Velma. 857 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,400 How's that go? 858 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,680 I don't know. 859 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,520 Don't, please don't. 860 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,360 Who's Velma? 861 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,320 Some Scooby-Doo. 862 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,160 Velma. 863 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,000 Oh, I can't do Velma? 864 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,840 What the hell? 865 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,680 Okay. 866 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,400 All right. 867 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,240 I'm getting a headache. 868 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,080 All right, we gotta move on. 869 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,640 All right, so cartoons were a big part of our childhood. 870 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,480 Extreme. 871 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,240 Well, most of us didn't live outside the United States. 872 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,080 Actually, that's not true. 873 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,240 See, that's what sucked for me. 874 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,080 I watched cartoons. 875 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,600 Well, you lived in a remote area of the United States. 876 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,440 Well, yes. 877 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,280 So, Antarctica. 878 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,160 Here's the thing, here's the thing. 879 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,000 Really? 880 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,200 You might as well have been. 881 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,040 Really? 882 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:45,880 That's close. 883 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,720 Look, I lived in Germany. 884 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,120 That's why I have none of my fingers or toes. 885 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,880 They all frostbited fucking off. 886 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,560 I lived in Germany and I got to see all this stuff. 887 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,400 Okay, can I? 888 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,240 I'm just saying that you. 889 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,060 Can I? 890 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:55,900 Hello. 891 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:56,720 You lived in a third world country. 892 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,040 Yes, but, so here's the thing. 893 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,880 Yeah, it sucked. 894 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,040 Well, no, it didn't suck. 895 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,000 But it was, from a Western culture perspective, it sucked. 896 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,720 So, I grew up in Denver up until the age of six. 897 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,680 Now, that's when I got on my cartoons. 898 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,880 I got my cartoon fix. 899 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,720 Yeah, see? 900 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,560 And then, yeah. 901 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,380 So, you didn't watch Jabberjowl? 902 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:14,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 903 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,480 I've never seen Jabberjowl in my life. 904 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,320 That is horrible. 905 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,400 Until this horrific night. 906 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,920 Or, yeah, now that I'm. 907 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,680 Or Space Ghost? 908 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,520 I've never even heard of it. 909 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,000 Space Ghost is funny. 910 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,320 Batman with a white shirt on. 911 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,960 Dude, he's Batman with an attitude. 912 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,800 He's like, hey man, you know what, fuck you. 913 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,120 Batman has an attitude. 914 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,160 What's up, bitch? 915 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,660 All right, anyway, let's move on. 916 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,760 Anyway, so, I didn't get TV from like seven years old 917 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,200 to basically, yeah, seven years old 918 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,040 to basically high school. 919 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:41,920 God, that sucks. 920 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,100 I did not get, I did not get TV. 921 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,240 Now, I mean, when we came back to the States, 922 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,800 like during the summer, and we would watch TV. 923 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,200 But we were, like we didn't watch cartoons at that point. 924 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,400 Like, Top Cat. 925 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,220 Right. 926 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,400 Yeah, anyway, all right, we gotta get off of cartoons. 927 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,240 No. 928 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,060 No, it's gonna suck. 929 00:23:58,060 --> 00:24:00,600 No, I could talk this stuff because. 930 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,440 Well, there's so much spooge on the table right now. 931 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,480 We gotta wipe this shit off. 932 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,020 I mean, you guys are just going nuts 933 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,080 with this cartoon stuff. 934 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,400 Some gyrating over here. 935 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,240 That's what I'm saying. 936 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,920 Well, it was a defining, I was never a judge. 937 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,680 Have you ever seen Captain Caveman? 938 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,000 One of my favorites. 939 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:14,840 Oh, all right, so. 940 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,240 Captain Caveman, loved it. 941 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,560 He had the long hair, right, with the club. 942 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,120 Well, he was basically cousin of it. 943 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,560 He was basically his hair. 944 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,360 He was cousin of it with the fucking club. 945 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,360 He was cousin of it. 946 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,760 So what was my favorite cartoon? 947 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,320 All right, so I have to think about that. 948 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,200 You know another one that I used to watch was Popeye. 949 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,240 I was just thinking that. 950 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,080 I did watch, I saw that. 951 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,200 Yeah, I watched the shit out of that too, 952 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,040 but I was like. 953 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:40,880 It's a little bit repetitive. 954 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,280 I always thought you suck. 955 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,400 Open the stupid can of. 956 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,560 Even as a child, I was like, dude, this sucks. 957 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,480 That wasn't my favorite, but I watched the shit out of it. 958 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,680 There was another one that. 959 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,200 But I'll tell you what, after watching Popeye, 960 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,280 I was strangely attracted to olive oil. 961 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,600 I'm sure you were. 962 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,800 Shit nice legs. 963 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,480 Yeah. 964 00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,240 That right there. 965 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,080 That right there. 966 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 967 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,360 An erection from two miles away. 968 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,320 I was like. 969 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,960 You had an erection at five years old? 970 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,720 Yeah. 971 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,040 You had an early start. 972 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,440 Well, you know, an emotional erection. 973 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,240 Oh, that would have. 974 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,360 Yeah. 975 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,600 OK. 976 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,440 He's like, I think I should be doing this. 977 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,960 What? 978 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,040 Should this cartoon be making me feel this way? 979 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,800 I got some of my eye. 980 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,560 All right, so hold on. 981 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,200 So back in the Hall of Justice, that was. 982 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,120 Another good one. 983 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:26,640 I know. 984 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,640 That was the DC Comics. 985 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,120 That wasn't the Avengers. 986 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:29,760 DC Comics. 987 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,440 That was Superman, Green Lantern. 988 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,960 Back in the Hall of Justice. 989 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,720 That was the. 990 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,160 And they had the twins. 991 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,640 Wonder twins activate in the form of an ice pick. 992 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,040 And what was the monkey's name? 993 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,200 No, no, no, no. 994 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,920 What do you mean monkey? 995 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,320 There are two kids that one turned into an animal. 996 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,520 And there was a monkey. 997 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,040 No. 998 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:46,560 Oh. 999 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,320 There was a monkey. 1000 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:47,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1001 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:48,680 There was a monkey. 1002 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,200 The name was Gleek. 1003 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,200 There was a monkey. 1004 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,120 All right, so one can turn into any form of ice. 1005 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:54,640 Yeah. 1006 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,440 The other one was like water. 1007 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,400 Turn into a bucket of water. 1008 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,240 One can turn into any form of ice. 1009 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,040 And the other one can turn into any animal. 1010 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,920 It was a utensil. 1011 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,600 No. 1012 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,680 Well, you could be like a. 1013 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,080 Tongs, water and tongs. 1014 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,560 Power twins activate. 1015 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:11,720 Wonder twins. 1016 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,680 Yeah. 1017 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,960 And they're from another world. 1018 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,720 They're aliens. 1019 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,960 No, they're from Iowa. 1020 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,680 Actually, I missed that. 1021 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,200 And the Wonder Twins from Iowa. 1022 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,560 Were they from another world? 1023 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,200 Yes, they were. 1024 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,280 They were aliens from Iowa. 1025 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:29,840 I never got that. 1026 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,640 I never got that. 1027 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,400 All right, so you got all these interesting factoids 1028 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,320 about this cartoon. 1029 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,200 But the hell with Hanna-Barbara. 1030 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,280 Let me explain why. 1031 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,000 Because we were working one day, and we were all 1032 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,400 talking about cartoons. 1033 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:41,960 And they started talking. 1034 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,040 So this is a work project. 1035 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,000 Well, it was kind of. 1036 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 How long ago was this? 1037 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,640 Is this the reason why the company no longer exists? 1038 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,560 That's why I got laid off. 1039 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,720 Yeah, so yeah, we were talking about Wonder Twins. 1040 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,840 And we started Wikipedia-ing Wonder Twins. 1041 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,200 And yeah, we find out they were from another country. 1042 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,240 Could we try to understand? 1043 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,760 Planet or country? 1044 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,520 Planet. 1045 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,080 Planet. 1046 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,760 Well, I would say they would have to be, 1047 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,920 if they could transform themselves. 1048 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,960 First off, the Vulcan. 1049 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,760 Look at the picture. 1050 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,680 I was going to say, they look kind of Slovakian. 1051 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,080 Well, it's a safe spec. 1052 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,040 Slovakians have Vulcaniers? 1053 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:13,920 Oh my god. 1054 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,640 You got a nose like. 1055 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,760 You realize you just turned off the three Slovakian listeners 1056 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,080 we have. 1057 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,320 You're looking at the skin tone. 1058 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,160 You offended the shit out of them right now. 1059 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,040 Skin tone in the. 1060 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,200 They look Slovakian. 1061 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,720 There's an editorial to the left that said, 1062 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,480 one is a safe spec, safe spock, and one's a no flake. 1063 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,440 What? 1064 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,800 A now flake. 1065 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,480 What is that? 1066 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,200 OK. 1067 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:36,880 A producer. 1068 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,520 To the left. 1069 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,200 I'm telling you, we've got to get off this cartoon thing. 1070 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:39,720 We're losing people. 1071 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,680 To the left of the no flake. 1072 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,200 No doubt. 1073 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:41,760 Right to the right. 1074 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,480 Right. 1075 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:42,920 Right. 1076 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,560 Right there. 1077 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:43,960 Click that. 1078 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,480 What is that? 1079 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,800 What is that? 1080 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,640 A show flake in a safe space. 1081 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,400 No, no. 1082 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:48,960 No. 1083 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,920 What is that? 1084 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,280 That's like the Wonder Twins of today. 1085 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:52,920 Hold on. 1086 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:53,720 Read that. 1087 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,560 New York Times editor and Twitter community standards 1088 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,880 chief by day, but University gender studies teachers 1089 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,720 by night. 1090 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,280 That's a shot. 1091 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,800 Yeah, they're making fun of somebody. 1092 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,600 They're making fun of a bunch of people right there. 1093 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,080 Oh, what is that? 1094 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,600 OK. 1095 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,600 We've got to get off of this. 1096 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,320 That's Gleek One. 1097 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,760 The Wonder Twins. 1098 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,440 Oh, OK. 1099 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1100 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:14,720 Time out. 1101 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,320 What's she wearing? 1102 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,520 A little cosplay action. 1103 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,160 I like that. 1104 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,080 I like that. 1105 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,240 Skin Sight spandex. 1106 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,000 Were you looking on the left or the right? 1107 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:23,720 Because that matters. 1108 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,760 I was looking on the left. 1109 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,260 Oh, good. 1110 00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,240 Good call. 1111 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:26,760 All right. 1112 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,000 Get that moose knuckle. 1113 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,880 Can we move on to the next topic? 1114 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,120 You're uncomfortable about cartoons. 1115 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,600 I think there's an obsession there 1116 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,520 that's a little uncomfortable. 1117 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,440 Well, because you didn't experience it. 1118 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,720 Can we talk about TV shows? 1119 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,120 Did your parents beat you when you watched cartoons? 1120 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,440 Yes, they did. 1121 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,080 Yes. 1122 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,200 I didn't want to watch them. 1123 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,480 And they shocked me until I did. 1124 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,120 I'm sorry. 1125 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,040 Where were you living? 1126 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,080 What do you mean? 1127 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,800 In Tunisia. 1128 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,600 In Tonnesia. 1129 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,480 In Tonnesia. 1130 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,320 Tanzania. 1131 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:53,920 Tanzania. 1132 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,760 Where were you living? 1133 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,160 Shut the hell up. 1134 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,200 Where were you living? 1135 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,280 Indonesia. 1136 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,240 Yes. 1137 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,400 Did they cane you there? 1138 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,760 That was Freddie Mercury. 1139 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,680 You watch cartoons and you get caned? 1140 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,120 No, I didn't watch anything overseas. 1141 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,480 I already established that. 1142 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,680 Oh, so you were. 1143 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,040 See, that's why he doesn't want to talk about it, 1144 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,080 because he has no experience with the gutter rule space 1145 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,580 ghost. 1146 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:15,160 So you didn't get to watch anything. 1147 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,840 In all fairness, that had to have sucked. 1148 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,800 Because at this time in your life, you were probably. 1149 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,600 But you know what? 1150 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,440 I turned out OK. 1151 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,160 You were hearing some hearing issues. 1152 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,560 I'm not going to bounce balls off this. 1153 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,920 I'm just saying, God, what a deficit. 1154 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,200 What a deficit to not be. 1155 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,040 I mean, were you. 1156 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,160 Shut the heck up. 1157 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:34,920 Come on, man. 1158 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,080 I'm not busting balls. 1159 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,240 I'm just saying, the life experience for you 1160 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,640 must have sucked. 1161 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,120 Well, no. 1162 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,840 Or did it? 1163 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,840 Well, I got my cartoon experience, 1164 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,840 but it was disjointed. 1165 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,120 Just like there are a lot of listeners out there 1166 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,080 that don't understand your hearing impairment. 1167 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:51,760 Here we go. 1168 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,840 Just give us the Cliff Notes, a little one minute banger 1169 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,920 on from the time you were born and the evolution 1170 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:58,680 of your hearing. 1171 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,000 Fine. 1172 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,280 This is really difficult to talk about, but I will. 1173 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:02,920 Come on. 1174 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:03,520 No, no. 1175 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,440 I want a minute. 1176 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,000 No more. 1177 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,720 OK, I'll talk about it. 1178 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,160 So I had perfect hearing until my parents forced 1179 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,800 me to watch cartoons. 1180 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,680 And they played it so loud. 1181 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,560 So this is not. 1182 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,680 I'm almost permanently deaf. 1183 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,280 It was the Slovakian language, right? 1184 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,680 It was fucking Slovakian parents that I had. 1185 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,000 Slovakian. 1186 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:28,680 They were my adoptive parents who were from Slovakia. 1187 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,040 And yeah, they ruined my hearing. 1188 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,640 So thank you for bringing up that painful memory. 1189 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:40,280 OK, so before we move on from cartoons. 1190 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:40,800 Really? 1191 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,240 You think I'm going to bite on that? 1192 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,080 I'm not. 1193 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,200 It was awesome. 1194 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,240 Before we move on from cartoons, there 1195 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,080 is one more that was instrumental in my youth. 1196 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,440 Melancholic luck is the thing to say. 1197 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,640 Mr. Producer, Mr. Producer, if you could look up. 1198 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,160 Bright old wine Christmas day. 1199 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,800 The Herkuloids. 1200 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,240 Herkuloids? 1201 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:02,740 What? 1202 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:04,680 The Herkuloids. 1203 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,200 That was another big one. 1204 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,440 This is how you wanted to end the comic segment? 1205 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,200 Yes, because it was a big one for me. 1206 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,520 No, why? 1207 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,320 I don't know why. 1208 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,120 But I enjoyed it. 1209 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,200 This is the Hercules segment? 1210 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,080 Did you have Slovakian adoptive parents? 1211 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,640 They were a bunch of Slovakians. 1212 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,920 Yes, the Herkuloids. 1213 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,760 Herkuloids. 1214 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,720 That's something you get on your butt? 1215 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,760 It is. 1216 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,600 Could be. 1217 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,100 Depends. 1218 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,160 Oh, look what I got if I took a shit, ate too much stuff, 1219 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,640 and look what's with the guy on my butt. 1220 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,440 What the hell is that? 1221 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,680 It's a Dorino Gleap. 1222 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,520 The Herkuloids. 1223 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,440 That was another one. 1224 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,360 Is that for real? 1225 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,520 It was 100% real. 1226 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,120 I watched it every frickin' Saturday. 1227 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:37,960 Good Lord. 1228 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,280 Oh, I remember that little dude, that little Triceratops. 1229 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,120 I had a Triceratops. 1230 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,600 Toot, toot, toot, toot, toot. 1231 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,440 Shoot little bang balls out of his little horn. 1232 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,400 I have literally never seen this before in my life. 1233 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,600 It was a Space Ghost spinoff. 1234 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,160 Or it was, look at that dude. 1235 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,040 That's so awkward. 1236 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:52,880 He is stacked. 1237 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,640 Look at those gilts. 1238 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,600 Look how ripped the girl is. 1239 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,040 I was like, look at the dude. 1240 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,560 What the fuck? 1241 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,720 You gravitate to the dude? 1242 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,800 I was looking at the girl. 1243 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,760 I was like, yeah, look at that. 1244 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,440 I tried to clash right over that. 1245 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,560 His hand is on my ass. 1246 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,760 I can tell you right now, the girl could kick my ass. 1247 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,320 Look at that. 1248 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:06,960 Proudly. 1249 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,280 She could take me down like boom. 1250 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,560 You think she's wearing underwear? 1251 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,760 If she is there, Mr. Producer, can you 1252 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,680 zoom in on that cartoon picture? 1253 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,000 There is no thing on there. 1254 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,840 I'm not seeing anything. 1255 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,480 Can you remove some of those garments? 1256 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,640 She looks well-groomed. 1257 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,920 You think she has the landing strip? 1258 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,640 Oh, just stop. 1259 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,040 Just stop. 1260 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:26,720 Landing strip. 1261 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,800 You're just going to keep going until, there we go. 1262 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,800 What is he going to do with it? 1263 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,360 Landing strip. 1264 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,160 What the hell, man? 1265 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,160 Really, you went to landing strip. 1266 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:33,720 You know what? 1267 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,000 It's a 800 DQ. 1268 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,640 There's something about, you know how 1269 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,480 we talk about lines? 1270 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,960 We talk about lines that you don't cross. 1271 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,480 Jeff doesn't understand. 1272 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,720 Now we got a snort over here. 1273 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,920 We have a hyena laugh over here. 1274 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,400 We are losing our audience. 1275 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,160 I can promise you. 1276 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,080 I'm waiting for him to search Herkuloids nude. 1277 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,000 Herkuloids nude. 1278 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,320 This is like, what is the deal with it? 1279 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,200 Hey, Jeff, they will draw whatever you want. 1280 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:00,680 No kidding. 1281 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,360 I guarantee you there's probably somebody out there. 1282 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,000 I'm so loony. 1283 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,840 The Herkuloids with a landing strip. 1284 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,240 It's on the Cartoon Network. 1285 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,800 And it's got a. 1286 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,640 Why is everything so perverted? 1287 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,600 I've actually seen something kind of weird on this. 1288 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,400 I mean, I've seen the Triceratops. 1289 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,880 I mean, passing really fast over the channel. 1290 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:19,400 What is this? 1291 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:24,520 And I see Triceratops shooting the little balls out of his. 1292 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,640 It's like ping pongs or something. 1293 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,520 Maybe tennis balls. 1294 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,280 They're stupid. 1295 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,880 I mean, it's a sporting good ball? 1296 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,480 Academy branded tennis balls. 1297 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,760 I thought it manifested these. 1298 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,360 Out of his hole. 1299 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,440 Do some sort of natural piece of shit. 1300 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,640 He kind of jammed in there. 1301 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,680 No, he's just a tennis pro. 1302 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,480 A tennis pro. 1303 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,280 Just some sort of fecal matter that shoots out of his. 1304 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,760 It was yellow. 1305 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,400 No, it was kind of a reddish brown. 1306 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,160 I don't remember. 1307 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,880 Do I have to beg to get off of this cartoon? 1308 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,600 Oh, there he is. 1309 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,760 Oh, no. 1310 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,160 I kind of wonder what kind of dye they had to eat. 1311 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,280 He has a landing strip. 1312 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,760 What? 1313 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,840 That's some sort of dragon. 1314 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,240 There it is. 1315 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,200 Oh, the tank. 1316 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,560 No, that's a Triceratops tank. 1317 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,840 That's what I was saying. 1318 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,800 I was saying it shoots these little pellets out 1319 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,880 of its frickin horn. 1320 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,400 Yeah, he's got one horn. 1321 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,200 And they are not tops. 1322 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,680 First off, the drawing is absolutely horrendous. 1323 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,000 It's so bad. 1324 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,440 This is not Hanna Barbera. 1325 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,080 Yes, it is. 1326 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,960 It can't be. 1327 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,200 This is Warner Brothers. 1328 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:26,720 OK. 1329 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,120 No, this is a Hanna Barbera. 1330 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,160 This is the B team. 1331 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,600 This is a space ghost. 1332 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,280 This has to be the B team. 1333 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,120 It says Warner Brothers right there. 1334 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,400 No, that's the TV channel. 1335 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,720 The drawings are absolutely horrendous. 1336 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,240 But back when you're 10, it was live action. 1337 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,920 Yeah, but this is like King Kong. 1338 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,160 Yeah, I guess it was. 1339 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,160 No, horrible. 1340 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,760 I'm going to throw a plate at you, you son of a bitch. 1341 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,080 I'm going to throw a plate. 1342 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:50,880 Oh, look at that. 1343 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,360 Oh, there you go. 1344 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,320 Good bro. 1345 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,480 He just cut off the aliens. 1346 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,440 All went down. 1347 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:57,080 What is that? 1348 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,560 There was an antenna that was controlling all the androids. 1349 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,520 This is what's amazing. 1350 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,880 This was the predecessor. 1351 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,280 This is the, what do you call it? 1352 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,720 What's the movie before the movie? 1353 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,040 You call it a what? 1354 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:07,560 Pre-Sequel. 1355 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,240 Pre-Cursor. 1356 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,040 Pre-something? 1357 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:09,680 Pre-Quacle. 1358 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,960 Independence Day. 1359 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,480 Yeah, well. 1360 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,280 It could have been. 1361 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,080 It could have been. 1362 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,000 See how all the aliens fell down as soon as he 1363 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,320 cut the satellite feed? 1364 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,080 But you know, as a kid, I loved that shit. 1365 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,680 This is basically, that was the beginning of Independence Day. 1366 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,040 I loved that shit as a kid. 1367 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:23,680 That's wretched. 1368 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,040 I didn't notice how bad the animation was. 1369 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:27,680 Yes. 1370 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:33,400 But when you're 10, in 1980, 1979, and this was out, 1371 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,000 you're just like, this is awesome. 1372 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,320 You know, I'll tell you, I watched a lot of Growing Up. 1373 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,840 I watched a lot of Davey and Goliath. 1374 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,520 Never watched Davey. 1375 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,600 Davey? 1376 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,040 Yeah, hi, Davey. 1377 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,120 I watched Claymation. 1378 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,320 I watched Land of the Lost. 1379 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,520 What, Goliath was drunk? 1380 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,120 Pull that up. 1381 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,800 Davey and Goliath. 1382 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,880 That was Claymation. 1383 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,160 This is so painful. 1384 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,120 Oh, come on. 1385 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:54,960 Because he had like a. 1386 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:55,720 What's Claymation? 1387 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,880 He had a decade of no. 1388 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,720 Dude, look at that. 1389 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,040 I watched that show Growing Up. 1390 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,560 It was the best shit I've ever seen. 1391 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,760 Never heard of it. 1392 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,800 Put on videos. 1393 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,520 Here's the thing. 1394 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,040 Here's the thing about Claymation. 1395 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,000 Go up to episode one. 1396 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,640 It creeps my wife out. 1397 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:09,240 Totally. 1398 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,200 Listen, listen right here. 1399 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,160 She will not. 1400 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,160 Here's the thing. 1401 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,480 I would wake up. 1402 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,480 I would wake up. 1403 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:14,960 Yeah. 1404 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,640 This is weird. 1405 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,000 I would wake up at 430 in the morning. 1406 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,320 I would go out when we live in Germany. 1407 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,040 Milk the cows. 1408 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,920 When I lived in. 1409 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,680 Make cheese. 1410 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,320 I would get up. 1411 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,680 Because here's the thing. 1412 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,640 This was difficult. 1413 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,200 And you should respect this. 1414 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200 German farm boy. 1415 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,160 Would you make a monster? 1416 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,000 I would respect this. 1417 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,920 Because when you first were transplanted from the United 1418 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:40,480 States into wherever you were living at the time, 1419 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,280 there was a big break in the time. 1420 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,240 So you would wake up in the middle of the night 1421 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,480 and you didn't know why. 1422 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,520 And when I would wake up, I turned the TV on 1423 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,640 and it was black and white. 1424 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,120 It would be 430 in the morning and this would pop off. 1425 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,280 This is a hit play. 1426 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,320 That explains all the therapy. 1427 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,320 This is terrible. 1428 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,560 This is worse than Herculoid. 1429 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,060 This is. 1430 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,000 This is dramatic. 1431 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,560 Oh, listen. 1432 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,200 Give it a second. 1433 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,880 Listen, listen. 1434 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,880 No, this is scary. 1435 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,520 Just listen. 1436 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:15,640 I sure am glad that no matter what happens, God is there. 1437 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,800 Wait a second. 1438 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,320 I'm in. 1439 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,040 Herculoid, God is there through the hands of the people who 1440 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:21,880 help after his sister. 1441 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,320 I'm back in. 1442 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,960 Shouldn't we help? 1443 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,480 Even though it's still creepy. 1444 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,360 We need more creepy stuff like this. 1445 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:34,240 I don't care if it's claymation, we need more God in our lives. 1446 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,200 So I am making a full reversal here. 1447 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,120 I don't care how creepy it is. 1448 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:38,920 You got to understand. 1449 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,880 They're talking about God and I'm all in. 1450 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,080 They didn't have phones. 1451 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,760 They didn't have computers. 1452 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,840 They didn't have shit. 1453 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,360 Fuck, I didn't even have crayons. 1454 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,720 Look at that. 1455 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,280 Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. 1456 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,520 I am 100% in right now. 1457 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,240 They had that overseas and I watched it. 1458 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,840 It was fantastic. 1459 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,480 It was a little creepy, but they had a lot of life lessons 1460 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,040 and I thought it was cool. 1461 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,880 And you've gone to church every day since. 1462 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,080 Well, it taught me enough to where 1463 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,680 it was able to carry me through these times 1464 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,200 without having to go to church. 1465 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,000 I feel like I got my wings. 1466 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:15,720 Are you serious? 1467 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,240 Yeah. 1468 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,160 So you literally got some spiritual. 1469 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,520 Spiritual influence. 1470 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,880 Spiritual nourishment from that. 1471 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,440 You really did. 1472 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:23,960 I did. 1473 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,840 From clay. 1474 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,760 From clay. 1475 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,280 You know what, I'll tell you what. 1476 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,880 A bunch of clay figures gave you spiritual nourishment. 1477 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,960 The answer is yes. 1478 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,560 I am not going to ask you to watch all the episodes. 1479 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,280 You got spiritual nourishment from clay. 1480 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,320 But what they do teach you is this was a lot of the stuff 1481 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,000 was I watched because I was an outsider. 1482 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,840 I'm cutting him off. 1483 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,840 Can we vote? 1484 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,080 It takes a 2 thirds vote. 1485 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,960 That's all it takes. 1486 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,880 And he's out. 1487 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,640 And he's out. 1488 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,320 I want to enjoy the wild turkey and the redfish. 1489 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,400 I'm sorry, Sean, please continue. 1490 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,840 Hello, David. 1491 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,000 I'm drunk. 1492 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,880 But God made me drunk. 1493 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,000 You're the one that freaking was watching the humitoids. 1494 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,640 Yeah, no, herculitoids. 1495 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,640 Not the hemorrhoids. 1496 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,680 With some fucking triceratops ejaculating pellets out 1497 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,600 of his forehead. 1498 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,520 It had one horn. 1499 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:20,400 You go from David and Goliath till ejaculating triceratops. 1500 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,880 It didn't work very well. 1501 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,440 OK. 1502 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,280 The clay. 1503 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,040 It didn't stick. 1504 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:24,800 They didn't stick. 1505 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,640 They were they didn't. 1506 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,080 It wasn't like an ejaculate that would stick on your face. 1507 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,160 It was more like it would just knock you out. 1508 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,640 The clay gospel did not stick. 1509 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,920 OK. 1510 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,960 It did. 1511 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,280 I want to say it did. 1512 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,680 Can we take a short break? 1513 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,200 So here's. 1514 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,520 Silly putty, maybe. 1515 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,360 Ooh. 1516 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,800 I'm going to give them some advice. 1517 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800 Can I give some advice to. 1518 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,720 Did you ever play with silly putty growing up? 1519 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:45,320 Yeah, I can't. 1520 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,000 All the time. 1521 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,880 Comic strips? 1522 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,040 You would smash it on the comic strip and you could stretch it. 1523 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:50,720 I like the smell. 1524 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:51,640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1525 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,200 Silly putty. 1526 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,200 Silly putty. 1527 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,520 Oh, yeah, that was the bomb. 1528 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,400 Do you think silly putty would make it in today's world? 1529 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,160 Hell no. 1530 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,120 No. 1531 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,880 Is it electronic? 1532 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,560 No. 1533 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,520 Kids would first of all, they don't have comic strips. 1534 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,960 You can like pull the comic ink off of. 1535 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,800 Well, they have apps. 1536 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,480 We totally did that. 1537 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,040 They have apps that will do that. 1538 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,000 Here's the thing. 1539 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,480 I took the silly putty and I did the same thing you're 1540 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,800 talking about where I put it over the comic strip on the paper 1541 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,560 and I peeled it off and I thought it was the coolest thing. 1542 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,640 But then I thought to myself, when 1543 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:26,120 am I squishing it together, when I do, am I ruining my silly putty? 1544 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,800 Yes, you are. 1545 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,920 And I worried about that. 1546 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,560 You did. 1547 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,640 I was enjoying it. 1548 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,960 Because by the end of the day, you had a new one. 1549 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,760 No, no, I didn't. 1550 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,240 Oh, that's Indonesia. 1551 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,520 Well, I didn't either. 1552 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,000 I had to make that silly putty last. 1553 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,680 And I was stressing out about the fact, 1554 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,920 am I ruining my silly putty? 1555 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,640 Because then I don't have another one. 1556 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,880 I'm not getting another one for like a year. 1557 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,480 Your silly putty will turn dark because it has the ink. 1558 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,560 Hold on. 1559 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,920 That's not true. 1560 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,600 Actually, it's partially true. 1561 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,880 You could take your silly putty and you could wash it. 1562 00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,560 Damn it. 1563 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,640 My parents never told me that. 1564 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,160 And hot water. 1565 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:01,840 No. 1566 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,360 Yeah. 1567 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,920 I don't think that's true. 1568 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,840 I did it all the time. 1569 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,560 That's fake news. 1570 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,920 You do it all the time. 1571 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,040 I did it all the time. 1572 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,960 I lived in Connecticut with my grandfather. 1573 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,600 That was one of the things I would do. 1574 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,320 You thought it worked. 1575 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,920 Adding that kind of background does not make it true. 1576 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,360 I'm just trying to paint the fabric. 1577 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,760 I'm living in New Jersey with my two sisters and my uncle. 1578 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,720 I wasn't living there. 1579 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,680 That's a true story. 1580 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,200 Yeah. 1581 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:21,680 Yeah. 1582 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,160 Yeah. 1583 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:22,680 Yeah. 1584 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,160 Yeah. 1585 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:23,960 Yeah. 1586 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,680 I was a shark. 1587 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,640 Name Joe Pesci. 1588 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,960 This is a point I was coming back to earlier. 1589 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,880 If you're going to run a putty. 1590 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,600 Check out my silly putty. 1591 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,680 I'm going to bounce this off. 1592 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,920 That was the one thing that they didn't say about silly putty. 1593 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,640 Not only can you pull the surface off of a comic strip, 1594 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,120 but you can wad it in a ball and bounce it. 1595 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,440 It's a bouncy ball. 1596 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,400 Yeah, we should throw it across the room. 1597 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,320 Tight enough. 1598 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,960 Well, we've got to put it in a ball. 1599 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,560 Yeah. 1600 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,960 No, super tight. 1601 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,560 It was tight. 1602 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,600 Super tight. 1603 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,680 Super tight. 1604 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,120 That was what the hot water was for. 1605 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,560 I'm still coming back to the point 1606 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,840 I'm trying to make to any of our listeners that 1607 00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,760 want to do a podcast. 1608 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,880 If you want any credibility, don't drink Wild Turkey 101. 1609 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,280 Are you trying to say that a silly putty isn't cleanable? 1610 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,320 I think we're losing everybody because they can tell that we're 1611 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,280 freaking blind. 1612 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:15,360 You can clean the silly putty if you use hot water and soap. 1613 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,280 Fact check. 1614 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:16,920 I disagree. 1615 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,440 What is silly putty made out of? 1616 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:18,960 All right. 1617 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,560 Is it to do with? 1618 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,440 Mr. Producer, I never would have imagined in a million years 1619 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,560 I would ask you to do this. 1620 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,000 But can you look up cleaning? 1621 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,960 There it is. 1622 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,720 Cleaning silly putty. 1623 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,000 Scrape off as much putty. 1624 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,360 Use ice cubes. 1625 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,320 Ice cubes. 1626 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,080 Yeah, that's not what you said. 1627 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,520 You said hot water and dawn. 1628 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,000 Well, hold on. 1629 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,120 What are you cleaning it for? 1630 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,320 And palm olive. 1631 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,760 No, it was palm soap. 1632 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,840 Palm olive. 1633 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,040 Yeah, but for what? 1634 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,040 That's a whole different use for him. 1635 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,920 Vinegar? 1636 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,080 Dip your fingers in. 1637 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,240 Put your silly putty aside. 1638 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:49,720 Hold on. 1639 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,360 We need to be specific. 1640 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,600 How do you clean silly putty from ink? 1641 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,320 How do you clean silly putty from ink? 1642 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,800 Dip your fingers in palm olive. 1643 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,680 Put your silly putty aside. 1644 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,080 They would dip their fingers in it. 1645 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,280 And slowly lower your trousers. 1646 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,720 It's not only good for the dishes. 1647 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,000 It's good for the nails. 1648 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,760 They would dip their fingers and soak it in the soap. 1649 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,920 And watch your favorite cartoon. 1650 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,480 Hercules. 1651 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,920 Shake back. 1652 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,840 Good god. 1653 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,880 It wouldn't be my favorite. 1654 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,520 By the power of a gray skull. 1655 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,160 You sick bastards. 1656 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,120 See, this is what happens. 1657 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,680 Is it on there? 1658 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,080 Is it? 1659 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,600 Hold on. 1660 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,000 It's like an ibuprofen alcohol. 1661 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,360 It requires alcohol and hydrochloric acid. 1662 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,200 No, it's the same. 1663 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,360 You had neither of those in New Jersey 1664 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,000 with your alcoholic uncle. 1665 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,720 Or whatever story you had. 1666 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,600 He had wild turkey. 1667 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,760 Whatever your story was, I don't remember. 1668 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,680 I was in New Jersey. 1669 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,360 I was in New Jersey with my grandmother. 1670 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,080 We were watching. 1671 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,840 And we cleaned up silly putty every day. 1672 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,040 We cleaned it with beer. 1673 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,240 Yeah, we cleaned it with beer. 1674 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,080 And bourbon and gin. 1675 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,080 You cock suckers. 1676 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,960 I would go to my grandparents' house. 1677 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,640 Vermouth? 1678 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,880 Vermouth. 1679 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,680 Oh, time out. 1680 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,560 That is an old school right there. 1681 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,080 Yeah, that's like 50% alcohol. 1682 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,960 Yeah, we cleaned our silly putty with vermouth. 1683 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,920 OK, we lost everybody. 1684 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,520 Let's just end this early. 1685 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,640 Fucking wild turkey. 1686 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,560 Malacalic mi gaca is the thing to say. 1687 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:20,920 All right, Paul, you had a topic you wanted to get to. 1688 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,760 Paul had a topic he wanted to cover. 1689 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,280 Did I? 1690 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:23,920 Yes, you did. 1691 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,400 Are we going back to the whether or not 1692 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,080 we cut off actors because we don't agree with them? 1693 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,440 Well, no, Sean said you had a topic 1694 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,760 you wanted to cover in the second half. 1695 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,480 I don't know. 1696 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:37,160 Well, you were talking about Paul or Stewart, Patrick Stewart. 1697 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,760 And you were talking about how he was. 1698 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,240 Well, it's back to the same thing. 1699 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:43,240 Should we cut off all the people that we 1700 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,160 loved, all these TV shows and things that we read or whatever? 1701 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,880 Should we shut them off because now we no longer 1702 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,840 agree with their political beliefs? 1703 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,600 Here's another one. 1704 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,400 Here's another one. 1705 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,320 Boycotting. 1706 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,360 Let's talk about boycotting. 1707 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,440 That doesn't work. 1708 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,680 It doesn't, right? 1709 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,200 Did you see the headlines with Goya? 1710 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:02,960 Yeah, brilliant. 1711 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,960 They were going to say, employee of the month. 1712 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,280 1,000%. 1713 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,800 Their sales went up 1,000%. 1714 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,600 That's what the CEO said. 1715 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,100 1,000%. 1716 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:13,240 And he named AOC employee of the month. 1717 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:13,920 He did. 1718 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,000 He should have employed it the fucking year, man. 1719 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,920 Brilliant. 1720 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,520 That was brilliant. 1721 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,920 OK, anyway, boycotting. 1722 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,240 Oh my god. 1723 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,320 I wonder if he's going to send her something. 1724 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,080 He needs to. 1725 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,920 If he has it, he needs to do it. 1726 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,280 Just a huge cock. 1727 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,720 And here's the awesome part about it. 1728 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,680 Guys, here's the irony of the whole thing. 1729 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,180 Goya. 1730 00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:35,000 Bass balls. 1731 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:41,080 Goya is a massive philanthropist to the Hispanic community. 1732 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,920 For the Latinos, yes. 1733 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,840 Huge. 1734 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,080 And she is Latina. 1735 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:46,880 Supposedly. 1736 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:47,880 Right. 1737 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,880 So that company is giving back to her peeps 1738 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,400 in a major, major way. 1739 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,600 It goes, yes. 1740 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,200 Major way. 1741 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,160 Yeah. 1742 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,960 And how can she? 1743 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,160 Well, the reason why is because she's like, 1744 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,160 it's because of Trump. 1745 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:05,880 It doesn't matter. 1746 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,440 It doesn't matter. 1747 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,240 Doesn't fit the narrative. 1748 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:11,440 Because her followers are like, yeah, stupid. 1749 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,440 Trump is bad. 1750 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,800 And Goya guy like Trump. 1751 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,160 So he's evil. 1752 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,280 Random question of the day. 1753 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,360 Which of the followers is not a reason 1754 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,880 that independent agencies exist outside of the cabinet 1755 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,400 departments? 1756 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,120 Cabinet departments. 1757 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,240 What is not? 1758 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,280 OK, a little context. 1759 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,440 So our producer is struggling to get through high school. 1760 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,280 Should we say that? 1761 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:35,800 Why not? 1762 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,320 We're taking an online test. 1763 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,080 Yeah, we're taking an online test. 1764 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,200 Our producer is challenging us for our knowledge of film. 1765 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,320 There you go. 1766 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,160 OK. 1767 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,040 And one of the questions is, the bureaucracy, 1768 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,280 which of the following is not a reason 1769 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:54,640 that independent agencies exist outside of cabinet departments? 1770 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:59,640 A, the Constitution specifically provided 1771 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,680 for the independent existence of some agencies. 1772 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,440 I'd like to phone a friend. 1773 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:03,960 What? 1774 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,560 I'd like to phone a friend. 1775 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,480 Well, I'm not done yet. 1776 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,360 B, Congress seeks to protect certain agencies 1777 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,880 from the influence of partisan and pressure politics. 1778 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,480 I'd like to remove 50% of them. 1779 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,000 OK. 1780 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000 C, some independent agencies just, 1781 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,280 god, my eyes are failing me, just do not 1782 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,800 fit within any department. 1783 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,200 That's a stupid answer. 1784 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,680 Well, we have another person that's sitting like 10 feet 1785 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:29,200 closer. 1786 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,280 Maybe he should take over. 1787 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,080 D, no, I'm not done. 1788 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,280 I'm going to finish this. 1789 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,080 You're hearing impaired, not sight impaired. 1790 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,600 Come on. 1791 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,200 It's actually both. 1792 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,720 And mentally impaired. 1793 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:43,280 Some agencies are independent because 1794 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,400 of the peculiar and sensitive. 1795 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,480 OK, I'm not even going to finish. 1796 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,200 All right, so which is not a reason? 1797 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,960 Nature of their taints. 1798 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,480 Oh, wow. 1799 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,840 Cabinet departments, independent agencies. 1800 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,040 I don't know this one. 1801 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,880 OK, which of the following is not a reason 1802 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,840 that independent agencies exist outside of cabinet departments? 1803 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,880 Which of the following is not a reason? 1804 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:08,920 So why do they not exist outside of the cabinet departments? 1805 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,560 The Constitution specifically provided 1806 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,560 for the independent existence of some agencies. 1807 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:18,320 I'm going with B. Congress seeks to protect certain agencies 1808 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,960 from the influence of partisan and pressure politics. 1809 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:25,360 That is why it is not a reason. 1810 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,720 Well, but then you got three. 1811 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:30,120 Some independent agencies just do not fit with any department. 1812 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,920 Which is not true. 1813 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,800 Do we know the answer? 1814 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,480 Which is not true. 1815 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,520 Some agencies are independent because of the peculiar 1816 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,160 and sensitive. 1817 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,800 So I'm going to have to go with B as well. 1818 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,600 Can we do an easier one? 1819 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,920 Let's do B. 1820 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,080 You concur? 1821 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,880 No, I don't, because that is not a reason. 1822 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,120 Which one? 1823 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,400 Which of the following is not a reason Congress seeks to protect? 1824 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,320 Everything is influenced by partisan and pressure politics. 1825 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,800 Then it would be the number three. 1826 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,040 Some independent agencies do not fit with any department. 1827 00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,280 That's not true. 1828 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,040 Well, hold on. 1829 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,720 It is not the reason that independent agencies. 1830 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,440 So what are those independent agencies? 1831 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,120 What are those? 1832 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,240 What are independent agencies? 1833 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,240 Outside of the cabinet. 1834 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:12,560 Go back. 1835 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,000 Go back. 1836 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,880 I think I just figured it out. 1837 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,120 They would be like the Environmental Protection 1838 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:19,640 Agency. 1839 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,200 The EPA. 1840 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:20,960 It was A. 1841 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,480 The FDA. 1842 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,400 Energy Department. 1843 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,400 It was A. 1844 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,360 The FDA, right? 1845 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,560 The Constitution does not specifically 1846 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,120 provide for the independent existence of some agencies. 1847 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:29,640 It doesn't. 1848 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,240 That's A. Think about the rest of them. 1849 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:34,400 The rest of them are bullshit. 1850 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,080 Bullshit. 1851 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,760 But wouldn't that be a reason? 1852 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,800 It's not a reason. 1853 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,440 The Constitution specifically provided 1854 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,000 for the independent existence. 1855 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:41,880 That's not a reason. 1856 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,720 It's not a reason. 1857 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,720 The Constitution does not. 1858 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,320 That's it. 1859 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,680 We nailed it. 1860 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:47,200 All right. 1861 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:47,720 Here we go. 1862 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:48,960 The bureaucracy. 1863 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,400 Which of the following is not one of the principles 1864 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,480 upon which all bureaucracies are organized? 1865 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,120 Not. 1866 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:56,880 Not. 1867 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,120 Former rules. 1868 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,160 Patronage. 1869 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,760 Patronage. 1870 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,760 Job specialization. 1871 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,440 Hierarchical authority. 1872 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:05,960 Yeah. 1873 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,600 I'm thinking patronage. 1874 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,400 Hierarchical. 1875 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,760 Well, hierarchy is because there are so many freaking levels. 1876 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,360 That's what makes a bureaucracy. 1877 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,480 There are so many levels you've got to go through. 1878 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,680 I'm thinking it's patronage. 1879 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,240 But can I help get a little lifeline on patronage? 1880 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,480 Take it to definition, please. 1881 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,440 Yeah. 1882 00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,480 So which of the following is not one of the principles? 1883 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,520 I think it's patronage. 1884 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,320 But I don't know what patronage is. 1885 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,640 Patronage is like support given by a patron, right? 1886 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,880 The power to control appointments to office 1887 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,720 or to write to the religious. 1888 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,640 The arts could no longer depend on private patronage. 1889 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,280 It's support. 1890 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:45,080 So you're giving your money or your support to something. 1891 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,280 So which of the following is not one of the principles? 1892 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,960 Patronage. 1893 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,640 Every single bureaucracy is built on form of rules, 1894 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,720 job specialization, and hierarchical authority. 1895 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:58,200 All right. 1896 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,280 So let's ask another question. 1897 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,960 OK, go. 1898 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,880 What do we? 1899 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:09,000 So in the forms of bread baskets, 1900 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,680 are we looking for like the cheddar biscuit? 1901 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,800 Or are we looking for like the Olive Garden bread sticks? 1902 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,200 Red lobster cheddar roll? 1903 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,000 I love the Olive Garden breadsticks. 1904 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,880 Why are we asking about bread? 1905 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,960 I'm just saying, if we're going to be posing questions, 1906 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,080 why not ask the questions? 1907 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:26,960 I'm all in on Olive Garden. 1908 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,920 For all real stuff. 1909 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,440 Is it the Olive Garden breadsticks or the cheddar? 1910 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,160 Red lobster. 1911 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:37,160 Yeah, well, I like the red lobster. 1912 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,960 Fucking the biscuits? 1913 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,080 I'm not saying it's bad. 1914 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,960 Cheddar biscuits. 1915 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:41,800 I'm just saying. 1916 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,440 I'm good. 1917 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,680 We got beer. 1918 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,160 So you would rather go to Olive Garden? 1919 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,720 Someone's brother parked over there. 1920 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:50,360 You'd rather go to Olive Garden and get the breadsticks 1921 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,520 rather than the cheddar biscuits? 1922 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,640 I'd rather go. 1923 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:58,480 I'd like the Olive Garden breadsticks and salad. 1924 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,560 But what would you rather do? 1925 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,800 It's dinner time, right? 1926 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,120 You're with your wife or your friend or whatever. 1927 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,320 Olive Garden. 1928 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,920 Olive Garden breadsticks or red lobster cheddar biscuits. 1929 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:11,560 There was a time in my life where I did go. 1930 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,160 I actually worked at Olive Garden. 1931 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,240 I worked at Olive Garden. 1932 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,400 When I lived in El Paso, Texas. 1933 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,440 Oh, is that when you put a cherry in that drug dealer's 1934 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:20,960 drink? 1935 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,920 No, that was not. 1936 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,000 That was Pablo Escobar at Olive Garden. 1937 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,720 Texas nightclub on 600 North Zaragoza Street. 1938 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,160 Why do you have to say it like that? 1939 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,040 That's how you say it. 1940 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,880 I know, but it's just how you think you got the job. 1941 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,040 600 North Zaragoza. 1942 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,160 If you just said it like some random white guy, 1943 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,600 they'd be like, Sean Crooth. 1944 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,760 If you say like, hey, 600 North Zaragoza Street 1945 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,360 in Del Paso, Texas, that son of a bitch 1946 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,680 is not going to get the job. 1947 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:54,080 But if you say it's 600 North Zaragoza, 1948 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,240 that sounds a little bit different. 1949 00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:00,240 Zaragoza or Zaragoza? 1950 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,280 Can we get back to the tongue action over here? 1951 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,960 All right. 1952 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,720 Where we at? 1953 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:05,840 What was that? 1954 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,480 Mr. Producer. 1955 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,280 What happened? 1956 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,360 No. 1957 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,520 I want to know why Jeff started licking his tongue. 1958 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,920 And the answer is no. 1959 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,000 Well, he was thinking about those biscuits. 1960 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,320 Because when I was working at Olive Garden, 1961 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,760 I worked at Olive Garden. 1962 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,440 I had the freshest breadsticks that came out of the oven. 1963 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,600 Oh, the freshest ones. 1964 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,960 They would salt them. 1965 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,160 They would butter them. 1966 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,600 And I'll tell you what. 1967 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:38,240 Back in the 90s, they had a different mixture 1968 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:42,400 of toppings on the breadsticks. 1969 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:48,280 I think nowadays, they're different. 1970 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,280 You are very talented. 1971 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,440 And then he'd spit on it to give it a little lube. 1972 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,760 Oh, nice. 1973 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,600 OK. 1974 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,920 That's why I prefer the cheddar biscuits. 1975 00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,920 Can I have the pretzels? 1976 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,720 I want the chode biscuit, please. 1977 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:08,320 I'll have the red lobster chode biscuit, please, with cheddar. 1978 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,520 I'm out. 1979 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,600 Yeah, I do like the. 1980 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,560 I think we need a motor. 1981 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,960 Can I have the sausage infused? 1982 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,600 Wow. 1983 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,400 Can I say wow? 1984 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,280 We kind of lost our train of thoughts there. 1985 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,080 We're talking about bread baskets here. 1986 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,160 Well, that's what I was thinking. 1987 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,560 That was the question we're posing. 1988 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,440 Would you prefer the breadsticks from Olive Garden? 1989 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:37,520 Or would you prefer the red lobster cheddar biscuits? 1990 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,800 I thought we were at Olive Garden. 1991 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,720 We've already said this. 1992 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,480 Well, no, actually. 1993 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,200 Actually, the breadsticks, the Olive Garden breadsticks dipped 1994 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:51,320 in the bottom of their salad is freaking amazing. 1995 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,600 Can I open up another can of oh my god? 1996 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,920 You take those breadsticks and you. 1997 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,600 And you caster them. 1998 00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,440 You sump. 1999 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,120 You shove them up your. 2000 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,480 And shove them up your. 2001 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,600 You sump those breadsticks up with some Alfredo sauce 2002 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,240 that they have. 2003 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:07,740 Oh. 2004 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,920 Those are no carb. 2005 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,440 Well, hold on. 2006 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,840 We weren't talking from the perspective of eating health. 2007 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,320 Seriously? 2008 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,200 You may have pine nuts. 2009 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,240 You have to go. 2010 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:17,800 Pine nuts? 2011 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,600 I happen to be allergic to those. 2012 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,520 There's no pine nuts in Alfredo sauce. 2013 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,200 What the fuck? 2014 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:22,920 What an asshole. 2015 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:23,640 Breadsticks. 2016 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,520 Who fucking ruined his dream anyway? 2017 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,880 It's made out of almond flour. 2018 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,440 Dick. 2019 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,600 Good god. 2020 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,120 OK. 2021 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:35,240 Almond flour is a new millennial type of bullshit. 2022 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,600 It's kind of like almond milk. 2023 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,040 It's like, oh, turn off. 2024 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,280 Almond milk is good. 2025 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,600 Yeah, but there's no such thing. 2026 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,360 It's not milk. 2027 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,200 It's nut juice. 2028 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,200 OK, well, yeah. 2029 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,200 So that's a thing. 2030 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,000 It's nut shmeg. 2031 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,200 So the dairy industry is very upset 2032 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:55,200 that almond milk makers or almond excretion makers 2033 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,240 are calling their stuff milk. 2034 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,480 We already had this conversation. 2035 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,200 I know. 2036 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,000 But by the way, I'm going to sell butloos milk. 2037 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,040 All of my morning shakes, 100% almond milk. 2038 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:07,760 100%. 2039 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:08,960 It's not milk. 2040 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,560 It is. 2041 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,320 They call it milk. 2042 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:11,120 It's on the carton. 2043 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:11,640 It's not. 2044 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,040 It's got way. 2045 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,000 I tell you, it's on the carton. 2046 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,040 Compare the amount of sugar. 2047 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,200 Compare the amount of sugar. 2048 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,640 Did it come out of a nipple? 2049 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,400 Look at the definition of milk. 2050 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,680 Did it come out of a teat? 2051 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,640 There is no definition. 2052 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,680 It doesn't have to come out of a pepperoni. 2053 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,560 A teat. 2054 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,760 What? 2055 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,480 Pepperoni. 2056 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:34,360 An udder. 2057 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,840 Milk comes from a teat of some sort. 2058 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,960 Milk comes from a living being. 2059 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:41,040 A human teat? 2060 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,320 A human being. 2061 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,480 An opaque white fluid rich in fat and proteins 2062 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,400 secreted by female mammals. 2063 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,520 Oh. 2064 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:50,360 So does urine. 2065 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:56,960 So the almond industry is like, oh, yeah, they're blowing it. 2066 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,440 Almonds are not female mammals. 2067 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,320 No, they're not. 2068 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:00,840 No. 2069 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,320 I mean, I need to verify that. 2070 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,720 Although I tell you what. 2071 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,200 Hold on. 2072 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,160 I need to verify that. 2073 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,760 But I don't think almond nuts are female mammals. 2074 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,600 But is that genderizing? 2075 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:11,440 Men can be women. 2076 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,400 Can nuts be cows? 2077 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,160 They identify as female. 2078 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,600 Can nuts be cows? 2079 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,640 Transalmonds. 2080 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,000 Transgender almonds. 2081 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,720 My almonds identify as female. 2082 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,800 It's not even transgender. 2083 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,960 It's trans species. 2084 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,160 The only almonds I eat and drink. 2085 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,920 Here's the thing about the almond milk. 2086 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,000 Is that the almond milk has a lot more sugar than the average 2087 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,840 milk does. 2088 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,360 Yes. 2089 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,520 They add a lot of different stuff in there to make it 2090 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:37,280 No, they do not. 2091 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:37,960 Yes, they do. 2092 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:38,520 Almond? 2093 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:39,040 They do. 2094 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:39,560 Almond milk. 2095 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:40,040 Yes. 2096 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:40,520 No. 2097 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,520 Silk. 2098 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,080 The ones I buy are unsweetened. 2099 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,440 They're unsweetened from what? 2100 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,320 They're worse for you. 2101 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,120 They're not good. 2102 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,440 I mean, by the time. 2103 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,520 Just like we tell Sean not to eat a pound of nuts, 2104 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,600 you drink a gallon of nut juice. 2105 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:57,120 Yeah. 2106 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:57,640 Almond? 2107 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,600 It's not even nut juice. 2108 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,200 The unsweetened almond milk is very good for you. 2109 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:05,160 They take a solution and they bounce it off the nut 2110 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,880 because there's nothing a nut can provide. 2111 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,520 What are they going to grind it up into a powder 2112 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,680 and make it a nut aid? 2113 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,240 I don't know. 2114 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,240 But they express some sort of liquid from the almond. 2115 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:17,960 Yes. 2116 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,880 They squeeze it while it screams bloody murder. 2117 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,560 And it rips out. 2118 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,800 They grind it into a powder. 2119 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,080 They might as well call it a nut aid. 2120 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,440 It's a nut aid. 2121 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,240 Here we go. 2122 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,400 Almond milk isn't milk from almonds. 2123 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,760 It's just milk flavored with almonds. 2124 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:38,360 This is accomplished by force feeding. 2125 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,160 Almonds to any mammal before milking them. 2126 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,200 This is bullshit. 2127 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,240 Who the hell did get this? 2128 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,240 That's good. 2129 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,320 Almond milk isn't milk from almonds. 2130 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,280 Force feeding almonds to any mammal before milking them. 2131 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,200 Oh, shut the hell up. 2132 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:52,960 That's funny. 2133 00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,560 That's funny. 2134 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,680 You're fooling yourself. 2135 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,160 No. 2136 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,280 That's a typical Google response. 2137 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,680 I knew immediately it was fake. 2138 00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,920 Like oat milk. 2139 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:00,240 OK. 2140 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,000 That doesn't exist either. 2141 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:02,960 That's wheat juice. 2142 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,920 Find out really what. 2143 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,640 It's almond aid. 2144 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,480 It's almond aid. 2145 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,680 It's cool aid. 2146 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:08,680 Here we go. 2147 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,080 How is almond make milk? 2148 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,000 You're doing a YouTube. 2149 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,240 That's too much. 2150 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:12,640 Is it? 2151 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,160 No. 2152 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,440 No, well, we need to do a little YouTube action work. 2153 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:15,960 Go back. 2154 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:16,800 Yeah, we can do it. 2155 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,680 Yeah, do a YouTube. 2156 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,600 Yeah, do a YouTube. 2157 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,160 At this point, we've lost everything. 2158 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,040 No, we haven't. 2159 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:21,520 Simultaneously. 2160 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,120 We turn it up. 2161 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,600 This is a quality program. 2162 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,520 Nice three piece. 2163 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,920 Look at that kerchief. 2164 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,160 That's nice. 2165 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:30,680 Triple. 2166 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,600 He's quadruple. 2167 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,480 He's got a big crown. 2168 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,400 There's a lot of lactose intolerant folks out there, 2169 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,160 but also more people are people who are more sensitive. 2170 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,320 Are there really a lot of lactose intolerant people? 2171 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,680 Look at that vegan. 2172 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,280 Oh, that's a veganism. 2173 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,840 It's vagina-ism. 2174 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,840 Wow. 2175 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:44,320 What? 2176 00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,680 So we take our almond and organic almond. 2177 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,960 See, they blend the shit out of it and add water. 2178 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:51,960 Yeah, that's it. 2179 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,360 It's nut aid. 2180 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,520 It's like Tang. 2181 00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,320 There you go. 2182 00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,960 What? 2183 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:01,440 OK, hold on. 2184 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,000 One cup nuts, three cups. 2185 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,880 There we go. 2186 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,440 Nut aid. 2187 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,520 And they grind it up. 2188 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,120 What's the difference between Sean eating the pound of nuts 2189 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,400 and you eating, drinking nut juice? 2190 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,440 Yeah. 2191 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,600 Coolness. 2192 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,960 Your hip, that's it. 2193 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,520 I don't know. 2194 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:21,760 I don't know how to answer that. 2195 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,040 Well, it's because you're wrong, you son of a bitch. 2196 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,120 Because it's ground up nuts and water. 2197 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,520 What are you saying? 2198 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,400 It's unhealthy? 2199 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,360 Possibly. 2200 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,840 Is milk unhealthy? 2201 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,640 Yes. 2202 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,000 How? 2203 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,800 Well, depending on. 2204 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,920 Because it's from a cow. 2205 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:38,720 Nope. 2206 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,400 No. 2207 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,560 Depending on the fat. 2208 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,800 There's no fat. 2209 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,000 There's fat, but it's not like cow fat. 2210 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,360 But there's not fat. 2211 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,680 There is not fat. 2212 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,400 So eating a bunch of nuts is unhealthy, 2213 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,360 what we told Sean. 2214 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,400 What's the difference? 2215 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:57,800 But there is 30 calories for a half a cup of almond milk. 2216 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:02,440 But if you ate a bunch of almonds, is that unhealthy? 2217 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,600 No. 2218 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,120 Come on. 2219 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:04,720 A bunch? 2220 01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:05,760 A whole bunch? 2221 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:06,040 Yeah. 2222 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,760 Well, how much almonds does it take to make a cup of almond 2223 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,440 juice? 2224 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,800 What are on those almonds that you're eating? 2225 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:17,960 Look up the ingredient list of an almond milk. 2226 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:18,640 Sugar. 2227 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,280 Well, first off, I drink unsweetened almond milk. 2228 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,920 Well, that means that by the time they have it, 2229 01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,240 it's unsweetened. 2230 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,320 But it gets sweetened by the time they get it. 2231 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,480 What does that mean? 2232 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,680 Ingredients of almond milk. 2233 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,080 I want to see the actual. 2234 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,160 There we go. 2235 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:37,120 I want to see the actual picture. 2236 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:37,800 And you know what? 2237 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,120 You could probably go to Amazon. 2238 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,200 Amazon's awesome about that. 2239 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:40,880 Oh, there it is. 2240 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:41,360 On the far left. 2241 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,240 There we go. 2242 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,720 All right, now keep in mind, you've 2243 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:47,960 got to make sure that it is not sweetened almond milk. 2244 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,320 Tapioca. 2245 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,480 Carrageenan. 2246 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,800 Yeah, that's all good stuff. 2247 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,040 Lekithin. 2248 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:53,920 Yeah, that's healthy. 2249 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,960 Palmit. 2250 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:56,000 Oh, that's really healthy. 2251 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,360 No, palmitate, I'm sorry. 2252 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,760 I take that every day, actually. 2253 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,840 And tocopherol. 2254 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,160 Well, you're saying it wrong. 2255 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:03,800 It's tocopherol. 2256 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,680 What they call as natural vitamin E. 2257 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,320 Why don't you just call it natural vitamin E? 2258 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,960 Yeah, because the other stuff is not natural. 2259 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,600 It's a facial. 2260 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:13,160 The other stuff is artificial facial. 2261 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,800 So it says ingredients, almond milk. 2262 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,680 Yes. 2263 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:18,640 What the fuck is that? 2264 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,800 It's filtered water, almonds, and almonds. 2265 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,720 There you go. 2266 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,920 So it's ground up almonds. 2267 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,800 Yes. 2268 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,520 So just fucking eat an almond. 2269 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,840 No. 2270 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,280 You know why? 2271 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:29,780 Hold on. 2272 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:32,360 So if I take a pound of almonds and dump it 2273 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:37,000 in my morning shake in my blender, it probably has. 2274 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,360 You tell me how that goes. 2275 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,600 All right, I'll tell you what. 2276 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,600 You know how it goes? 2277 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,440 It doesn't have all that other bullshit. 2278 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,720 There's not a bunch of bullshit in there. 2279 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,440 There is a bunch of additives in there. 2280 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:46,120 No. 2281 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,520 No, there isn't. 2282 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:47,760 So if you look up the ingredients, 2283 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,760 it's like a traditional almond breeze. 2284 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,760 They put tapioca in it. 2285 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,680 Look up the ingredients of cow milk. 2286 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,560 Who loves tapioca? 2287 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,480 What? 2288 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,000 What is the ingredients of cow milk? 2289 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000 Go, Mr. Producer. 2290 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:00,760 Milk. 2291 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,760 Well, I would assume some sort of hormones that 2292 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:06,640 Exactly. 2293 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:07,600 What's the ingredients? 2294 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,320 Mostly it's vitamin D, four to five. 2295 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,200 Oh, no. 2296 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,680 Not raspberry. 2297 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,360 There we go. 2298 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,720 Raspberry layer. 2299 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,280 Corn syrup, sugar. 2300 01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:15,640 See? 2301 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,400 Look at that shit they give to cows. 2302 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,880 Calcium carbonate, tapioca starch, sea salt, potassium 2303 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,040 citrate, carrage, and sunflower lichen. 2304 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:24,920 You lost your argument. 2305 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:25,840 And toko furo. 2306 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:26,640 I win again. 2307 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,200 Dude, no. 2308 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,760 They got to add all that extra bullshit in order 2309 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,800 for you to get the nutrients you're wanting. 2310 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,080 Dude, just stop the madness. 2311 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:35,320 I think I'm right. 2312 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:39,320 The only people that soy milk helps, or oat milk, 2313 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:43,200 or almond milk are the fucking libs that think they're doing 2314 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,240 but they're not. 2315 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,080 It's ignorance is what it is. 2316 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,320 For you and most folks, it has no benefit. 2317 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,280 None. 2318 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,040 I feel like I'm being bullied right now. 2319 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:52,600 You are. 2320 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,520 You are. 2321 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,960 First off, you guys are full of shit. 2322 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:55,760 No. 2323 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,360 Yeah, you are. 2324 01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:00,160 So you're overpaying for almond juice to make you feel good. 2325 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,800 It's actually cheaper than milk. 2326 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,600 Milk, milk. 2327 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,160 But that's nuts. 2328 01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,600 I pay $0.99 a gallon. 2329 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,400 Do you? 2330 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,200 Yes. 2331 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:15,160 From your own really cow milking farm. 2332 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,280 I've got my cow in the backyard. 2333 01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,320 I'll show you my cow. 2334 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:19,760 I pay $2 a gallon. 2335 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,360 I go home, I just suck on this teat. 2336 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,200 I thought a second ago it was $0.99 a gallon. 2337 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,000 When it's on sale, it's $0.99 a gallon. 2338 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,040 Normally $2 a gallon. 2339 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,560 From Aldi's? 2340 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,720 No, from Kroger. 2341 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,920 Actually, I'm cutting milk out of my diet. 2342 01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:31,520 Good for you. 2343 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:32,320 Why? 2344 01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,040 Because it does. 2345 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,840 Honestly, the only reason that we buy milk 2346 01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,640 is to put it in my coffee. 2347 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:39,160 Right. 2348 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:40,240 You know what you should do? 2349 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,960 Put almond milk instead. 2350 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,080 Fuck the almond milk. 2351 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,960 We have negative eight minutes. 2352 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,320 That means our listeners are getting eight bonus minutes. 2353 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,600 And it's likely going to be another 30, 2354 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:56,200 another extra 30 bonus minutes. 2355 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,200 So look at oat milk. 2356 01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,200 No. 2357 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,080 You know what? 2358 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,680 OK, we need more research on this. 2359 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,720 This is what Shelly said. 2360 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,120 So we're driving. 2361 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,320 Oh, loose. 2362 01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:05,720 Oh, yeah. 2363 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,040 We're driving on the highway, listening to this in the car. 2364 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:10,320 And she's like, oh my god, it's going to be awful. 2365 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,320 And so we're talking about stuff. 2366 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,240 And she's laughing and giggling along with the podcast. 2367 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,800 And she goes, and we're talking about certain topics. 2368 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,440 And she's like, you know what? 2369 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,160 You guys should really research stuff so that you 2370 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,920 know what you're talking about. 2371 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,840 Well, maybe what we do, it just disagrees with what they know. 2372 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:27,880 She totally did. 2373 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,000 She totally called all of us out. 2374 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,920 Before you take on a topic, you should probably 2375 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,640 know what you're talking about. 2376 01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,760 We think we know. 2377 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,520 Yeah, we don't. 2378 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,800 None of us have any freaking clue. 2379 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,440 But we think we do. 2380 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,040 No, we don't. 2381 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:38,520 I know. 2382 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,000 But we do. 2383 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,360 All right, look, here's the thing. 2384 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:41,160 What? 2385 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,320 Almond milk? 2386 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:42,840 Yes. 2387 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,280 I'm not an expert at it. 2388 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,680 I know this. 2389 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,840 The poll is. 2390 01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:47,920 But based on- 2391 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,120 I'm not saying that either. 2392 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:49,880 Based on- 2393 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,640 You know the only thing I do know? 2394 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:55,720 I know that Wild Turkey 101 makes me feel kind of weird. 2395 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,120 Well, we drank over half a bottle. 2396 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,360 Yeah, we did. 2397 01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,440 You drank. 2398 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,760 No, that'd be you. 2399 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,320 That'd be Sean. 2400 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,640 Oh, that'd be you. 2401 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:03,640 That was definitely Joe. 2402 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,240 That'd be you. 2403 01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,760 My dog or their man drinking. 2404 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:07,520 She farting? 2405 01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:08,240 Yeah, we lost her. 2406 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,080 No, she's out. 2407 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,040 She's out. 2408 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,200 She's gone. 2409 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,240 She farts like a bargain. 2410 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:18,080 OK, I think they probably had enough. 2411 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,640 So let's change subjects really quick, 2412 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:24,680 because this is the sign of the time. 2413 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:29,560 I want to chat about politics, punch this in, and punch it out. 2414 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,480 All right, so we chatted about this for a second. 2415 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:36,360 And I just want to firm up the details on what's going on. 2416 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,360 OK. 2417 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,120 All right, continue. 2418 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,960 Texas is cool. 2419 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,080 Is the, I didn't know this, but Paul 2420 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,520 had mentioned that eight other states had joined. 2421 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,720 When did this happen? 2422 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,240 Today. 2423 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:50,720 Today. 2424 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:52,400 Which other states joined? 2425 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,280 I don't know. 2426 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,760 Montana? 2427 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:55,760 It might be. 2428 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,800 Could be Maine. 2429 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,600 Saskatchewan. 2430 01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,520 I doubt it. 2431 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,720 Idaho and Hawaii. 2432 01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:02,560 Manitoba. 2433 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,920 Those are powerhouses. 2434 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,440 They're powerhouses and Frederico. 2435 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,520 So this is a positive thing for those Trumpians out there. 2436 01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,000 Guam. 2437 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,280 Would it be fair to say? 2438 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:13,720 Hey, guys, Guam is all in. 2439 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,080 Oh my god. 2440 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:22,840 Melickalikmi kakas the thing to say on a bright Hawaii Christmas 2441 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:23,360 Day. 2442 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,840 All right, anyway, go ahead, Sean, on your thought. 2443 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:30,720 That's the island greeting fucking send to do. 2444 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:34,120 That's really it. 2445 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,400 I just want to. 2446 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:35,880 Really? 2447 01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,120 How anticlimactic to end this shit. 2448 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,080 Well, here's the thing. 2449 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,880 All they learned is that Guam is all in. 2450 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:45,160 We have been waiting week after week after week. 2451 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,640 Show me the beef. 2452 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,800 Show me the beef. 2453 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,960 Show me the beef. 2454 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,520 We're not getting shit, by the way. 2455 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,320 And we're not. 2456 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,840 I haven't seen any beef. 2457 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,680 This is the first time I've seen something that resembles beef. 2458 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,440 And you know what sucks? 2459 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,120 There's been tons of beef. 2460 01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,400 It's almost beef. 2461 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,080 No, there's tons of beef. 2462 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:09,720 But there's not enough beef to overcome the deep state. 2463 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,280 This may be the only thing. 2464 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,320 But if the Supreme Court says we're not 2465 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,480 going to take the case, it means. 2466 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:17,160 Do we think that's going to happen, though? 2467 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,320 I do. 2468 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:22,760 I do, because I think the Supreme Court is a bunch of cowards. 2469 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,200 I think they can't risk. 2470 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,600 I think John Roberts is a coward. 2471 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,280 I think they can't risk tearing this country apart. 2472 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:32,240 They can't rip this country apart, because it will. 2473 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,920 I think it's already torn apart. 2474 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,560 It will plunge this country into chaos 2475 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:42,720 by allowing millions of votes to not be counted. 2476 01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,520 And so they think they can't risk that, 2477 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,280 and they're going to kind of gloss over it. 2478 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:47,800 But are they valid votes? 2479 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,240 They're not. 2480 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,560 Then why count them? 2481 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,640 Because they're cowards. 2482 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:56,000 So American Idol probably has better voting than we frickin' 2483 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,520 did on this election. 2484 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,800 Even that spam voting. 2485 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,520 Yes, even the people that mask their VPs. 2486 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,200 So Simon Cowell has a better grasp 2487 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,520 on voting than our government. 2488 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:10,520 And here's the tragedy of the whole thing. 2489 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:16,120 And this is what, by principle, what people are hanging on to. 2490 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:20,880 If this country starts to not trust the election, 2491 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,800 they already don't. 2492 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:22,800 I know. 2493 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:26,680 And if they start to not vote because of it, 2494 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,360 this will become Venezuela. 2495 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,280 That's exactly how it happened. 2496 01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:33,880 People stopped voting because they knew it was bullshit. 2497 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:37,280 And when you stop voting, the only people that do vote 2498 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:41,560 are the people that want what the centralized government 2499 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,040 wants. 2500 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,160 Well, here's my two cents. 2501 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,640 People will stop voting because they know it's bullshit. 2502 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:46,720 I think what needs to happen. 2503 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:47,600 And then we're fucked. 2504 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:51,680 Is what's happened over the last four, eight, 12 years, 2505 01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,920 however long it's been, is the Democratic Party 2506 01:09:54,920 --> 01:10:04,000 has controlled the voting apparatus. 2507 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,120 And they have their personnel in place to control it. 2508 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,200 This was bullshit. 2509 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:12,240 This was a coordinated 100% coordination. 2510 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,520 The video of the woman, Ruby and her daughter. 2511 01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:15,720 Here's the crazy. 2512 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,720 Coordinated across multiple states. 2513 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,240 The night of the election, when they 2514 01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,800 stopped counting in six states that were all swing states, 2515 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:28,240 all at once, swing states. 2516 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,680 And they realized they were losing. 2517 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:31,560 It was coordinated. 2518 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:37,080 They said, at this point, if we're losing, this is what we do. 2519 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,360 We shut down. 2520 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:42,040 And then we start producing the extra ballots. 2521 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,920 And that was the contingency plan across states, 2522 01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:46,640 across states. 2523 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,040 Guys, I'm telling you, this is crazy. 2524 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:48,960 Well, that's what I mean. 2525 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,440 I mean, how? 2526 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:54,400 So how can the Supreme Court not look at that as a problem? 2527 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:55,320 And how can they? 2528 01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:58,720 Look, if it's the truth, then why should we? 2529 01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,720 Because they're cowards. 2530 01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:00,880 Because they're cowards. 2531 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:01,480 But see. 2532 01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,160 100%. 2533 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:02,800 Hodge cowards. 2534 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,800 Yeah, but who is the coward? 2535 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,040 All of them. 2536 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,360 They're going to talk about it. 2537 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:08,880 What about the new ones we have? 2538 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:09,720 They're going to talk about it. 2539 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,000 And they're going to go, where does this go? 2540 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,720 Oh, this is a contended presidential election, 2541 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:23,320 the first time in 240 years, where we upend the whole thing. 2542 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,800 We discount a bunch of votes. 2543 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,480 And then even though one person has already been declared 2544 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,560 the president-elect, it now it now. 2545 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,600 He hasn't been declared. 2546 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:31,200 He has not. 2547 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:31,760 But he has. 2548 01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:32,800 No, he's not. 2549 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,760 By Fox and CNN, they have not. 2550 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,600 I understand that. 2551 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,680 But for all practical purposes. 2552 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:38,600 By who? 2553 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,320 By who? 2554 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,880 I'm just saying, he has been declared the president-elect. 2555 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:42,480 By who? 2556 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,120 It's already been certified by Georgia. 2557 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,680 It's been certified by Pennsylvania. 2558 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,720 It's been certified, certified. 2559 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,720 The Trump administration is trying to reverse 2560 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:51,240 the certification. 2561 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,840 It's been certified. 2562 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:53,320 But not. 2563 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:55,960 He is the official president-elect. 2564 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,280 And so now you're asking the Supreme Court 2565 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,480 to say, those votes didn't count. 2566 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:04,000 We're literally reversing the decision of the president. 2567 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,880 I don't understand how you're saying 2568 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:07,240 he's the president-elect. 2569 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,200 He hasn't been certified by who? 2570 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,400 He's been certified by. 2571 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,120 He's only certified if the electoral votes are cast. 2572 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,640 Well, he's been certified by the states 2573 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:19,720 that are going to send their electors to Washington, DC. 2574 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,680 No, the votes have been certified. 2575 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,280 He has not been certified. 2576 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,360 But the votes have been certified. 2577 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,800 It's kind of like the pre-ejaculate. 2578 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,360 It's not based off of votes. 2579 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,080 It's based off of the electoral college. 2580 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:32,280 I get it. 2581 01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:33,440 But OK. 2582 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:40,080 OK, but the electoral, what do they call them? 2583 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,760 The delegates for the electoral college 2584 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:48,800 are supposed to follow whatever that state told them to do. 2585 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:49,760 Correct. 2586 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:55,040 And those states have certified the election for Biden. 2587 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:59,680 So in theory, those electors are, I don't know if it's by law, 2588 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,200 I think it's by virtue. 2589 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:03,080 I think they can vote however they want. 2590 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:03,720 They can. 2591 01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,240 And it's happened in history. 2592 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:08,000 Like, there's been an elector that said, yeah, 2593 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,720 I don't give a shit what my state said. 2594 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,760 I'm voting the opposite. 2595 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:12,560 That has happened. 2596 01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:14,680 But that's not the way it's supposed to be. 2597 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:17,600 It's supposed to be that elector listens 2598 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,760 that the state legislator certifies it. 2599 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:23,560 But these six states aren't supposed to change their voting 2600 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,480 rules either. 2601 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:25,760 They're not. 2602 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,240 So they've already broken the rules. 2603 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:28,320 That's what I mean. 2604 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,680 I don't disagree. 2605 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,440 I'm just telling you that I think the Supreme Court is 2606 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:35,760 going to go is to, I can't touch this. 2607 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,200 You may be right. 2608 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,640 I think they're going to be cowards. 2609 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,480 I think they're going to be cowards and go, 2610 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:44,120 this is something we don't even want to go there. 2611 01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:44,960 So my question is. 2612 01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:47,960 Though they probably acknowledge that this whole thing was 2613 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:51,880 a fucking sham, bullshit, fraudulent election. 2614 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:53,120 How do you fix that, though? 2615 01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,880 If they even come back and say, yeah, we're 2616 01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,960 not going to hear it, how do you fix it for the next one? 2617 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,120 OK, there could be hearings that go on 2618 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:03,160 for months and months and years. 2619 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:07,200 And there could be recommendations and legislation 2620 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,280 to fix the Dominion bullshit voting machine. 2621 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,400 Let's say they shut it down. 2622 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,240 Bottom line is, I think there's no turning back. 2623 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:13,960 I think at this point. 2624 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,240 Let's say they shut it down. 2625 01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,720 At this point, I believe that fraudulent elections 2626 01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:18,480 are the thing. 2627 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,920 What if Trump says, no, fuck you? 2628 01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:20,960 Are going to be the regular thing from now on. 2629 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,280 This isn't what happened. 2630 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,040 Well, the military could pull him out of there. 2631 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:24,560 No. 2632 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:27,800 Well, yeah, then we're a banana republic. 2633 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,200 And the military decides who's in power. 2634 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,560 So. 2635 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,800 And that's not going to happen. 2636 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:39,040 You know, again, if this comes down to where they go, OK, 2637 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,280 Biden is certified, I accept it, whatever. 2638 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:42,560 I don't like it, whatever. 2639 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,400 Yeah, well, he's going to die in office, guys. 2640 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,720 He's not going to make it four years. 2641 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,440 I honestly don't believe that. 2642 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,480 No, he won't. 2643 01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:48,960 He won't. 2644 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,200 I seriously don't. 2645 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:54,080 When I see him on TV, I'm thinking. 2646 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,800 The stress will get him. 2647 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,520 There's no way he finishes his term. 2648 01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:59,080 I think he looks awful. 2649 01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:04,080 You see how much it aged Bush and how much it aged Obama. 2650 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,800 And they were in their late 40s. 2651 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,600 And this guy is 30 years more than that. 2652 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,200 I don't think he finishes his term. 2653 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,560 He looks awful. 2654 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,680 He sounds awful. 2655 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,320 He acts awful. 2656 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:16,560 He doesn't finish his term. 2657 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:18,640 He can't even play with his dog. 2658 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:19,640 I know. 2659 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,600 Which, by the way, he's no longer wearing a boot. 2660 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,520 And he apparently broke multiple bones in his foot 2661 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,800 and no longer wearing a boot. 2662 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,280 Is that because it looks a bad look? 2663 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:33,400 That was because that's not why he fell down. 2664 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,760 What? 2665 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,600 It's all a bullshit sham. 2666 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,480 If he broke his foot, honestly broke his foot, 2667 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,400 he would be wearing that boot for at least two weeks. 2668 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:44,440 What are you insinuating? 2669 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,320 He didn't even wear it for a week. 2670 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,960 You think it was a sympathy thing? 2671 01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:53,840 Yeah, he fell down because he's an old man that fell. 2672 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:54,600 Yeah. 2673 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,520 Like our parents fall and break their hip. 2674 01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,640 He fell down getting out of the shower is what happened. 2675 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,160 Well, who cares? 2676 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,760 If he's not wearing the boot, then he 2677 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,080 didn't really hurt himself. 2678 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,360 Right, that's the point. 2679 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,760 They said he broke multiple bones in his foot 2680 01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,560 because he was chasing the dog. 2681 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,200 And he had a boot. 2682 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,800 And he didn't wear the boot for even a week. 2683 01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,400 So already doctors are saying, well, 2684 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,080 then you didn't break your foot. 2685 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:23,080 Because as an adult person, your bones don't heal. 2686 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,400 So why did you fall? 2687 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:25,680 Like, did you break your foot? 2688 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:27,320 Or did you not fall? 2689 01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,040 Or did you fall? 2690 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:31,680 Already, already there's guys, I'm telling you, 2691 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,120 he's not going to finish his term. 2692 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,520 All right, well, we can wrap this up for the night. 2693 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,320 We can continue this after the show. 2694 01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:36,720 OK. 2695 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:41,000 But I think we need to wrap it up for the evening. 2696 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,480 It is? 2697 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:48,520 We are, by the way, 999 quadrillion minutes over. 2698 01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,560 Wow. 2699 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:50,640 Yeah, that's a lot. 2700 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,680 Hold on. 2701 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,520 It's trillion. 2702 01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,840 Negative 999 trillion. 2703 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:55,600 Is that trillion? 2704 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:58,360 999,999,999. 2705 01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,240 Yeah, it's trillion. 2706 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,600 So almost a quadrillion. 2707 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:01,840 Damn, that's a lot of minutes. 2708 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,640 That's almost our national debt. 2709 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,200 Well, yeah, I'm a little under. 2710 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,840 So how old would you be? 2711 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,240 You underbid, Mr. Producer. 2712 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,080 In fact, it is actually 27 trillion. 2713 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:13,680 It'd be a crystal all the way down there. 2714 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:14,240 I think down. 2715 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:15,280 No, it is 27 trillion. 2716 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:15,760 All right. 2717 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:19,840 When you count state debt, it's over 300 trillion. 2718 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,040 Yeah, we don't talk about that. 2719 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:21,760 Good night, guys. 2720 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:22,720 California loanless. 2721 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:27,520 Melekeleke makta is the thing to say. 2722 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,440 Down on a bright wine Christmas day. 2723 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:31,040 All right. 2724 01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:31,680 Actually, you know what? 2725 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:33,120 Let's finish on that song. 2726 01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,920 Play the Bing Cosby. 2727 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,720 It's Christmas time, and we ended on a down note. 2728 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,520 We are not going to end on a down note. 2729 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:40,880 We're going to turn the Bing Cosby. 2730 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,320 You turned it into a down note. 2731 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:44,120 I was thinking more positive. 2732 01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,840 The Supreme Court was going to say, yes, we need to find out. 2733 01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:48,280 Let's get down to the bottom of this. 2734 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,200 Well, that's what I said. 2735 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,040 And I said the Supreme Court are a bunch of patriots. 2736 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:51,960 They're going to save this country. 2737 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:52,880 Well, that's what I'm saying. 2738 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,600 That they're patriots. 2739 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,240 But you were insinuating they're going 2740 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,760 to be a bunch of cowards. 2741 01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,680 They're a bunch of patriots playing the song now. 2742 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:04,520 OK, three, two, one. 2743 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,440 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. 2744 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,760 Louder. 2745 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:10,440 There it is. 2746 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:11,320 America. 2747 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,600 I like white Christmas better. 2748 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,760 America, Merry Christmas. 2749 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,880 We are leading up to the birth of our Lord and Savior. 2750 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:20,680 There you go. 2751 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:27,120 And we are very thankful for our families getting together 2752 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,880 during this COVID time. 2753 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,360 If they can. 2754 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:33,280 That's the key. 2755 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,800 That's the key. 2756 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:38,480 And we're going to cherish every moment that we have 2757 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:40,880 with our friends and our families. 2758 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:43,240 And we're going to cherish the good food we eat. 2759 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:46,720 We're going to cherish the spiritual nourishment we get. 2760 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:47,480 Spiritual. 2761 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:52,760 We're going to cherish the bourbon that we drink. 2762 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,760 We're going to cherish all the moments that we possibly can, 2763 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,720 because that's what life's all about, ladies and gentlemen. 2764 01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,840 It's about being intentional about the things that 2765 01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:04,160 are important in your life. 2766 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,080 So with that, I say adieu. 2767 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,880 Adios, mofo. 2768 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:13,040 And to all the Somalians out there. 2769 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:14,440 What the hell, man? 2770 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:15,120 Sumerians. 2771 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,360 To all the Sumerians. 2772 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,400 God damn. 2773 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:21,440 And also a shout out to all the Slovakians. 2774 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:22,200 Slovakians. 2775 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,040 We were talking shit about something. 2776 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:24,760 We said earlier. 2777 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,920 We didn't mean anything about that. 2778 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:26,880 The Wonder Twins. 2779 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,920 No, I always said that, because it was a Slovakian, 2780 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,040 or we said Slovuland, or what did we say? 2781 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:31,680 It's Slovakia. 2782 01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:33,520 Yeah, you said Slovakia. 2783 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:34,360 Why did we say that? 2784 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:35,240 We didn't mean to disrespect that. 2785 01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,120 We love Slovakia. 2786 01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:37,040 We're just fucking around. 2787 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,480 Slovakia is like, we're the great. 2788 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:39,240 I don't love them. 2789 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:39,760 No, I do. 2790 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,360 I think they're one of the greatest Baltic states we have. 2791 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:43,440 They made the Ugo. 2792 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:44,080 I have no idea. 2793 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,240 Is that a Baltic state? 2794 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,200 Slovakia? 2795 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,120 Ugo? 2796 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:47,880 Are you serious? 2797 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,480 I think we need to tune out here. 2798 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:50,520 Yeah, tune out. 2799 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:51,960 That was supposed to be how we fade out, 2800 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,840 and people don't hear the answer to that. 2801 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,800 So turn that back up. 2802 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,120 Turn that back up, and then we go. 2803 01:19:58,120 --> 01:19:59,000 All right, guys. 2804 01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,920 We'll see you next week. 2805 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:00,400 Good night. 2806 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,080 We will. 2807 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:03,120 Hey, baby, baby, baby. 2808 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:04,000 Good night, America. 2809 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,480 Good night, America. 2810 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:26,240 Good night, America.