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Are we rolling?

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Are we rolling?

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There we go.

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Oh, look at this.

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My carrot has a weed whacker.

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That's like a rabbit dildo.

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That's disturbing.

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That's a rabbit dildo.

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It hits both.

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That is nice.

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There we go.

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I knew he was going to do that.

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I noticed how you looked away.

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Thank you, Paul.

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He looked away like he couldn't stomach it.

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Paul was, Paul bought the veggies.

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He bought a compilation of tomatoes, carrots and grapes.

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You know what?

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We established on a previous show that we're not eating healthy.

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We're not eating healthy.

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We're not eating healthy.

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We're not eating healthy.

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We're not eating healthy.

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We're not eating healthy.

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And we're not being healthy in general.

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And we are extremely fat.

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So, I figured the last thing we should be doing?

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Yeah, the last thing we should be doing is eating shitty snacks.

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What are you doing at Christmastime?

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I love this Christmas song.

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Turn it up a second.

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I think we need someone else to choose the music.

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We had Cheetah Chong last week.

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He's over two.

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Now this.

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It's Christmas season.

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This is not a Christmas song.

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Now, I'm on board with Christmas music.

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Just your choices just happened.

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Christmas music just your choices just have been questionable.

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I like burl-eyes.

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You hear sleigh bells?

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I like the carpenter.

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Christmas vacation.

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Christmas.

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It's exciting.

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Makes me think of the...

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Makes me think of the pool.

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Smurf.

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And remember the pool incident where she's in her bathing suit?

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That's in the original vacation.

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Yeah, but this is Christmas vacation.

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No it isn't.

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It's the one where he wants to pool and he's daydreaming out the window.

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And the girl from...

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What's that show?

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What's the...

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It was the same girl that was in the first show.

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Christie Brinkley?

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She boobed it out?

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Fast Times to Richmine High girl.

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It was the girl from the St. Patrick's poster girl.

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What was her freaking name?

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Did Phoebe Cates?

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You mean St. Patrick's?

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You mean Stan Elmore's?

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She was so hot in the day though.

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Demi Moore?

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Have you ever seen About Last Night?

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That's who Demi Moore was.

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About Last Night she is...

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Full nude.

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That's your criteria for if she's hot or not?

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I mean only if she goes full nude in a movie.

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That rules out a lot of women.

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Gauge it.

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So I know the Beverly D'Angelo...

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See we're already going wheels off here.

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Alright so the girl coming out of the pool I guarantee is from Fast Times at Ridgemount High or something like that.

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That's Phoebe Cates.

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I think it's Phoebe Cates.

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Look it up.

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I'm looking.

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I got it right here.

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It was Phoebe Cates.

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Oh well just look up girl Christmas vacation girl pool.

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And boom.

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She's right here.

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Who is it?

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It's kind of a nondescript girl.

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Let me see.

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It's not saying what her name is.

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Let me see the picture.

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Oh there it is.

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I can't see the picture.

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Why is it not on the TV screen?

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What's the producer doing?

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Oh that's the one in the model.

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That's who he was.

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That was what it was.

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No yeah that's not...

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She was the lady that was at the department store that she's trying on the bikini.

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You want me to try this on?

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Let's get a little nipley in here.

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What did I say?

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Right and then he is projecting that.

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Yeah he was funny back in the day.

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Oh he really was.

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But my point is is that when that song came on.

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Do do do do do do do do do do.

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That's it.

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So he's a little I guess he's a little aroused.

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And what had happened was the uncle's his brother-in-law's daughter was behind him.

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His knees.

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Yeah and so he's just like she makes a Santa.

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She thought he was Santa because he's in his little red outfit.

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He's all flustered.

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He had to cover himself up because he thought he was projecting.

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That movie's great.

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It's been a long time since I've seen it.

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It's been a while since I've seen any of the vacation.

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I know they have a bunch of them.

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They had Euro vacation.

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I actually I actually think Christmas vacation may be maybe the best one.

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It may be better than the original.

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It's good.

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Yeah but I think it yeah I think it's better than Wally World.

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I really do.

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Wally World was good.

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It was good.

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It was good.

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Isn't that where the brother-in-law comes up and hooks up his RV to the house.

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No that's Christmas.

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That's Christmas vacation.

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That's what I mean Christmas vacation.

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Oh it's great.

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That's what he looks like today that Randy Quaid.

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Randy Quaid.

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He doesn't look good.

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I mean all these people are probably aging poorly.

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Pull up a picture of Randy Quaid.

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He looks like homeless.

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Yeah well he is so funny in that movie.

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But he's loaded.

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He doesn't give a shit.

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Well he got in trouble here in Texas I think him and his wife.

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But he's a he's a big Trump supporter.

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I would have thought that was for like a role movie role.

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But you're saying that's the way he looks in real life today.

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Well he can make a.

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I'll tell you man if you can grow a fantastic beard you could pull off Santa.

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Do you know how much those dudes make.

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I can't.

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I can't do grow a beard like that.

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But you hear the latest on the scent the mall Santa that some little kid asked for a nerf gun for Christmas.

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Oh did he get reported.

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No the Santa told him no and the kids started bawling.

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Apparently they got the whole thing on video and now they're tearing up the Santa.

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Where's this at.

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You can Google it.

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It's been in the news like the last two days.

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Nerf.

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Does boys matter.

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Yeah he wanted a nerf gun and he was like no you can't have a nerf gun.

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If you're in that role you just say yes.

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He's like seven years old.

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Let's pump the brakes here.

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It's it's December 8th.

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You're looking at what they do.

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Dudes like us.

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It's our first week into December and we've got some bad news.

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Paul's going to share with us later.

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A little later.

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And Paul brought some snacks that we were chatting about and we were talking about the National Lampoon Christmas.

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Well you need to discuss the bourbon we're drinking.

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So yes well Jeff had brought this up a couple of times you know and they were like yeah we need to get that we need to get that.

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But you know what.

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When we get over to the liquor store we always forget.

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Now we're going to get wild turkey the one on one the classic stuff that classic.

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Let's do some.

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Let's do some turkey shots you know because it's strong it's one hundred one proof.

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It is.

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Well it's the college whiskey right.

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It's the college.

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Yeah it's the go to.

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Oh look at you.

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You're drinking one on one.

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But I remember when I did this in college hated it.

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Couldn't handle it.

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Scratchy throat.

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I thought it was the worst thing I've ever done.

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And I enjoy it now.

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It tastes good.

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Well I actually drank it in college and then I stumbled on the wild turkey 80 proof right.

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Which is the same as all the other vermin's that you buy.

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It's just watered down.

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Yeah it's just watered down.

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Because I literally went to the wild turkey distillery and I asked him what's the difference between one on one and 80.

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And they said they basically diluted with water as it's coming in like being brought out.

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And I tell you what I enjoyed.

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I enjoyed it.

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I like it.

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80 proof.

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I mean it's been 30 years since I had wild turkey.

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And now that I've gotten the taste for bourbon it's good.

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It is good.

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Well it says right on there.

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Aged longer.

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Wild turkey 101.

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Aged longer than what.

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Well that's what it says on the little cap here.

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I didn't know what to say.

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Wild turkey.

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And then the new Pabst blue bourbon.

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It's aged longer than that.

279
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You know when I went to the distillery it was interesting because it was one of the few non climate controlled distillers left.

280
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So they basically were making making wild turkey and I think I think since then they've built like a multi you know multi million dollar facility because they're losing out.

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It gets too hot during the summer.

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And so they can't make they can't do bourbon production during during certain months.

283
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So they're missing out.

284
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Right.

285
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So I went there when it was shut down because of the heat and and yeah they're making it the same way they made it 100 years ago the exact same way 100 years ago.

286
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So what they have here is they got a little little flow chart.

287
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Yeah.

288
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And I haven't really pushed all the buttons or not.

289
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Kind of open.

290
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So anyways it starts off with the raw materials.

291
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We need to get an HDMI splitter.

292
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Oh wow.

293
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Well we actually we can we can do it but I'll tell you what we'll get it done next.

294
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Well if you have an HDMI you can always change the input with the damn remote.

295
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Yeah we could do that next time.

296
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So we got the the raw fermentation then that's the preparation and then the mashing.

297
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And then it's the fermentation and then the distillation.

298
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Yes.

299
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And then that's the aging.

300
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Then it's well no then it's filtered.

301
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Yeah.

302
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Then it's proofing just aging.

303
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Yeah.

304
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Well then the proofing with water so you can dial back with water.

305
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It's a little light battery right here.

306
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Battery with a checkbox.

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So the yellow yellow.

308
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Those are clipboards.

309
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Oh so those are.

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It's a checklist.

311
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They're probably quality checks during the process.

312
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So then they have then the filling and then the bottles.

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So it's the raw materials preparation the mashing.

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And I like how they have little comb there a little cultivating and the fermentation process the distillation aging the proofing.

315
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Which is diluting it.

316
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So we can do this in our garage.

317
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I mean you can buy a little still.

318
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From Amazon.

319
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I was going to do that.

320
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I'm not doing that.

321
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That is a I mean it would be fun.

322
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But come on.

323
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Have you ever made your own beer.

324
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Yes.

325
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No.

326
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Fuck that.

327
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Too much work.

328
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Yes.

329
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Yes.

330
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It's a lot of work.

331
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No hesitation.

332
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No.

333
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Why is it too much work.

334
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Yes.

335
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I mean unless you're less you really really enjoy it.

336
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I did it.

337
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I made I think four or five batches.

338
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And the key is sanitation.

339
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And you have to buy sanitary you have to sanitize everything.

340
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And of course my kids were younger and I was doing it in the kitchen and they'd come blowing through the kitchen and I'm sure just there's huge and just sure they would sneeze in the mash which is huge.

341
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Yes.

342
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Just just 10 year old boy just grossness.

343
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And if there's any kind of bacteria anything it alters the flavor.

344
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Really.

345
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It tastes bad.

346
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Yes.

347
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And so you have to have a section I should have done it someplace where it's like I could have sealed off but unless you have like in the garage like sealed off or something like that it's hard to buy like a completely self contained you know still for like like 300 bucks on Amazon.

348
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Yeah.

349
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It just sounds like fun to me.

350
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The tough part is well not tough but then you got to age it.

351
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That's I mean well the new barrels we have barrels.

352
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Right.

353
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We have those.

354
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Yours is cherry lined.

355
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All right.

356
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That barrel is done.

357
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But yeah you can we could buy a 10 10 gallon barrel and let it sit there for eight years.

358
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Yes.

359
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Okay.

360
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Nicola Nicola score score.

361
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Are you still looking up the girl from that's Christmas.

362
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Well that's her name and Nicola course sees.

363
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I don't know if that's phonetically how you say it.

364
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And then that's why a lot of distilleries start with vodka because you have to age that they make they make vodka while your bourbon is to make money to hold scale float.

365
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Correct.

366
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Yeah I think I think I have heard that before.

367
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Interesting.

368
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Yes.

369
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So yeah they play with some maybe someday there'll be a Tito's bourbon.

370
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Interesting.

371
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I don't know how long has Tito's been around.

372
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Four years.

373
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Five years.

374
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I don't know.

375
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Four and a half.

376
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There we go.

377
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I don't know.

378
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All right.

379
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So yeah we're rolling into the Christmas time and I was out there on Sunday risking my life on a 25 foot ladder precariously perched against my tree.

380
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You know putting up lights because that's what we do for Christmas.

381
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Right.

382
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I never.

383
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Did it.

384
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To this house here a few times and I never even growing up we never decorated the outside.

385
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Really.

386
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No hanging lights was never a thing in my family and I've done a couple of times here and I've done it like the day after Thanksgiving and it's like 10 degrees and it's just you just like this sucks.

387
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That's yeah.

388
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It's like I'm not doing this.

389
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You know we didn't even put up lights last year but this year given the whole shitty year I really am wanting to get into Christmas just to kind of even if I mean I am feeling it but if I didn't I would act like I was because I'm trying to steamroll through this you know this crappy year and like finish in a happy happy mood you know what I'm saying.

390
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Do we think January 1st will be different.

391
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No but you know what I mean I just I'm trying to I'm trying to enjoy these holidays and then like put a lot of work into it and like be intentional about it because I don't know I just want to end on a note.

392
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Well it's been hard for us because as it is for everyone because you know we didn't get to see one of the boys for Thanksgiving so that kind of threw us off.

393
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I mean it's.

394
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And it's you know he's going to come home for a little bit he's not going to be here for the entire time. So it's just a different dynamic you know your kids get older and they don't you know come around ever you don't see them you're not with them every single holiday.

395
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Well I thought that was a coven related.

396
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Well it was right for us.

397
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I mean if that wouldn't have happened he would have been here but there comes a point in your life.

398
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Yeah that'll happen.

399
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You're like whether it's they're married or they move out of state or something like that they're like yeah I'm down here on my own.

400
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Yeah that's what happened to me when I moved out you know me and my roommate we just picked our stuff up and moved down here to Dallas.

401
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My parents were still in Cincinnati and I remember that their first Thanksgiving it was tough.

402
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Yeah me and my roommate we cook steaks.

403
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Right. And it was the it was it was icing because it was the remember this this was way back in the early 90s.

404
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The cowboy Miami game where Leon let kick the ball the ice bowl the ice bowl.

405
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It was the ice bowl. How was that that game.

406
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It was Thanksgiving.

407
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Yeah you weren't. Yes I was for real. Yep.

408
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Crazy.

409
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So that's that's that was my first Thanksgiving down here alone.

410
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I was 93 and I remember we had this piece of crab grill and we got these huge cheap ass.

411
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I think they're around steaks because we didn't have any money.

412
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Sure.

413
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We weren't going to cook a turkey.

414
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We didn't have the money or the time or the know how to do that.

415
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So we bought these cheap $15 crap charcoal grill a bag of charcoal.

416
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There you go. And these really nasty steaks.

417
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I bet you they were awesome though.

418
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No they were terrible.

419
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Oh OK.

420
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Because we had it anyway.

421
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Yes that was that was my first Thanksgiving alone as we had.

422
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I couldn't tell you what else we had but we had steak.

423
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It wasn't bad it was meat.

424
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Yeah.

425
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And then I think we hit the strip joints.

426
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Oh nice. Well that's what you do for Thanksgiving.

427
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Yes.

428
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One of the motivations as well for me to put up lights is that we have a relatively new neighbor on the left hand side.

429
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Brand new neighbor on the right hand side.

430
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,000
They literally moved in their leasing and they've been there like a month.

431
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The ones with the the Mexican flag.

432
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Correct.

433
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Lights.

434
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Right. And we come home and it's like oh I mean it's like you get sunburned.

435
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Lights are beaming from their house and it's like outline the house.

436
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
I mean they went all out.

437
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
It wasn't like you know like you know just throwing a couple of things on the bush.

438
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It looks good.

439
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It does look good.

440
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And so yes they did wrap the yes they wrapped the tree in green and white and red.

441
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So they're clearly proud of their heritage which is nothing wrong with that.

442
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And anyway so on the other side they have like 15 foot blow up.

443
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You know I don't like to blow up.

444
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I'm not a big fan either but they they have huge ones and one of them is like a archway blow up thing.

445
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
And I was like wow.

446
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It's a big penis.

447
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Well I don't think it was phallic.

448
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I mean that would be kind of odd.

449
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But you know what the next time.

450
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
The palm tree is shooting out of it.

451
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Yeah the next time I go by there I'll take a closer look just to see.

452
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Anyways so I was like okay we can't we can't be that dark house in between these two like well lit up things.

453
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Anyway so I did what I normally do which I line the flower beds and then that next night I quickly remembered why I stopped doing it because the damn rabbits.

454
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No they got to it already.

455
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Already after one frickin night.

456
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Did they hit the neighbors.

457
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I didn't look but.

458
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But their lights are still on.

459
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Yeah apparently.

460
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But anyway so I said okay forget it.

461
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Good Lord.

462
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See because my wife wanted to do something different.

463
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There's like this new way of putting out Christmas lights where you hang them from the trees like it's straight down.

464
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All right.

465
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Anyway so I was like you know why not.

466
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Well today.

467
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Well I.

468
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I had done both right.

469
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I lined the flower bed and I hung some and my wife was like that's not enough.

470
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They have to have way more hanging from the trees.

471
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I was like oh my God.

472
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You get on the top of that ladder and hang them because you know it's treacherous.

473
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Anyway so after the damn rabbit thing I'm like I yanked up all the stuff from the flower bed and I said I'm hanging everything on the tree.

474
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So I haven't done that yet.

475
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
No I'm planning it out.

476
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But I got to finish I got to finish the front trees and now we're going to add like probably six more strands three to each tree.

477
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
So if there's more hanging down.

478
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
So it's like the old icicles.

479
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But it's the whole strand.

480
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Like it's a whole strand.

481
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Well how do you.

482
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So you just you just throw a strand in the tree so it's hanging straight down.

483
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So now you.

484
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A certain kind.

485
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No it's just whatever you want to get right.

486
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But that's you know so you get up there and you wrap it around the branch until it reaches the level that you're you know you want it to hang from.

487
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And then you plug it in.

488
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It takes a lot of extension cords.

489
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So I'm sure there's a better way to do it like there's they have in line extension cords where like every three five seven feet there's an outlet.

490
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I have one of those.

491
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Do you.

492
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Well see I wish I had one of those but I had already gone to Walmart and just bought a bunch of extension cords right.

493
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
And it's pretty cool.

494
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So I'm going to put a little little T outlet on the top of those and do run another extension cord onto other branches so I can hang more from those looks pretty cool.

495
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
You guys should come by and see it.

496
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
So you're using all your solar power.

497
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I'm using all of it.

498
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:21,000
My last my last electricity bill was three dollars and forty eight cents.

499
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Plus the two hundred and fifty dollars.

500
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
That's like where's the other part on that.

501
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Well yeah I'm still saving money.

502
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I promise you I really am.

503
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So the panels have turned out to be a pretty cool deal so far.

504
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Yeah it's been economically a non painful decision.

505
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Yeah my bill is typically under two fifty during the winter months year round.

506
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Oh God not me.

507
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I'm just thinking what summer for me was like five six.

508
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I think we had a seven hundred dollars.

509
00:19:50,000 --> 00:20:02,000
So yeah so I don't know I don't know what was going on there but maybe they were setting me up for the solar panel thing to be just artificially inflating my electricity.

510
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000
You know ours was pretty high at our house.

511
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
It was up to six hundred hundred bucks.

512
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Yeah but we went to the energy ogre and I tell you what where you can shop around.

513
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Well they shop around.

514
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Right.

515
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And I'll tell you what it didn't cut it in half but it cut a third off.

516
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Yeah it was a huge chunk.

517
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Yeah I'm assuming that I'm definitely not paying more than I was before.

518
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But I can feel good about the fact that I'm hardly pulling anything from the grid at all.

519
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That's kind of cool.

520
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
And you'll be compliant with AOC's new green deal.

521
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Exactly.

522
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
So they won't have to tear your house down and rebuild it.

523
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
That's right I won't.

524
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:50,000
You know compounded with the fact that we went to energy ogre the fact that I replaced both of our air conditioning units this past summer.

525
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
That's expensive.

526
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
When did you do that?

527
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
That was the fall wasn't it?

528
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
That was just a couple months ago.

529
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Well they were consecutive.

530
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
That's what happened to me.

531
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
It's like this like shit.

532
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Yeah they're not cheap either man.

533
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:09,000
The same thing happened what you went through was what I had to do was the frickin foundation went out.

534
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I had to do that too.

535
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:17,000
And then less than a year later the AC's went out and then the fucking pipe under the house burst.

536
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
See that's just the kick in the balls right there.

537
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
That was Christmas Eve it got fixed.

538
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Do you pay extra for that for Christmas Eve?

539
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
No.

540
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
You're kidding.

541
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000
No I don't know.

542
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
It's always more expensive.

543
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Like everything that's major breaks on a holiday and then you have to pay triple the rate that they normally charge.

544
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Oh wow.

545
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
A good portion of it anyway.

546
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
I still had to pay some.

547
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Insurance or home shield?

548
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
You say home insurance?

549
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Home insurance did.

550
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Really?

551
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Yeah.

552
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Why do you question that?

553
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I don't know I've never thought of usually when I think of home insurance I think fire, flood.

554
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Well there you go.

555
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I mean that's a.

556
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,000
I didn't think you would cover it because it was under the house.

557
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah.

558
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Because it's not a typical thing.

559
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
I only paid 800 bucks.

560
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Well that's really the only thing that matters.

561
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
That's not bad at all.

562
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
For that kind of damage.

563
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Shit it was like almost nine grand.

564
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Yeah it was like eight grand.

565
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
They had to burrow under the house.

566
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:25,000
That's some serious shit man because people die burrowing under the houses.

567
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Really?

568
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Yeah that's a serious thing man.

569
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Yeah they did it was about a three by three.

570
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Cavern they dug I think he said they actually had to go in I think like 25 feet underneath my house.

571
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Basically to the middle of the house.

572
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
That's got to be dangerous.

573
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Yeah.

574
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Because he came crawling out and it was on Christmas Eve I was out there talking to him and he was just it was a mess because he had his blow torch or whatever he used.

575
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Yeah.

576
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
And he's like it's so hot and humid down there when I get this blow torch going.

577
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Oh yeah it's a confined space.

578
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
He goes plus it was hot water so it's the hot water blind.

579
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:12,000
He goes with that on top of the flame and all that he came out and he was just muddy and a sweaty mess.

580
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
I've got three more of these to do today.

581
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Yeah that wouldn't be the job of my preference.

582
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Yeah they get paid though.

583
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Plumbers get paid good.

584
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000
And you know here's another thing.

585
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Plumber is a trade that you know you go to school but it's not a four year college.

586
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
And those guys make pretty good money.

587
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
And they make good money.

588
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
And a lot of them they're their own boss.

589
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Yeah.

590
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
You can't put a price on that man.

591
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:45,000
I think I think that those types of jobs those trade jobs aren't enforced reinforced enough in school nowadays.

592
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:49,000
I think they just jam down the throat that you need to go to two year through four year college.

593
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Right.

594
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
And that's the that's the thing.

595
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
That's not for everybody.

596
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
I'm hearing that more and more now.

597
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
More and more pushing people towards trades.

598
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Who's that dirty jobs guy.

599
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Mike Rowe.

600
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
He's really cool.

601
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
He's awesome.

602
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000
And he's a big proponent of don't go college.

603
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Go trade.

604
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
You save a shitload of money and you make a shitload of money.

605
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Yeah.

606
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,000
But then you have to deal with people go oh you're a plumber.

607
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
I make more than you do.

608
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Mr.

609
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Doctor.

610
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Right.

611
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Do people look down on plumbers.

612
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
I'm sure they do.

613
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
I don't.

614
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
I've never had that.

615
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
I find it.

616
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Yeah.

617
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Well I think so because you hear crack and just big fat guy with his ass.

618
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Yeah.

619
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
He's always.

620
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,000
There's no hot plumbers out there that are ripped and have chiseled bodies with no.

621
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
The guy that did my house.

622
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
He was hot.

623
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
He was a younger guy.

624
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
Yeah.

625
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Tell us about your hot plumber that came in.

626
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000
He was.

627
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000
He was.

628
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
He was.

629
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
He was right under your house while you stared at him.

630
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000
He was wearing a tube top.

631
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
And he was sweating his ass off.

632
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Tube top.

633
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
God.

634
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
No he was a younger guy.

635
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
He was in shape.

636
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
And.

637
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
This is the first time the show got really gay.

638
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Yeah.

639
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
And those pictures don't help Mr. Producer.

640
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Did he have.

641
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
He was.

642
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
No.

643
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Do you have dreamy blue eyes.

644
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
He was a military guy.

645
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
He's like he got out.

646
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
He got out of the military.

647
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
And.

648
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Go on.

649
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
He's.

650
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
What's interesting is he knows so much about him.

651
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Well I had talked to him.

652
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I told you.

653
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
I know.

654
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
He was on Christmas Eve.

655
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
You struck up a lot of conversation.

656
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
He's a Pisces.

657
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Well he's also came up.

658
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000
He was also the one who replaced my water heater.

659
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
So I.

660
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
So you've called him out multiple times.

661
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Yes.

662
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Interesting.

663
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Yes.

664
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
You ever call him on a lonely night.

665
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
No I have not spoken to him in a couple of years.

666
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
On a lonely cold night.

667
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
So he's like hey.

668
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
What are you doing.

669
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
I'm sorry.

670
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Who is this.

671
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Oh that's Mr.

672
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Barkey.

673
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
You helped me with my my leak under my house.

674
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Yeah.

675
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Do you have an emergency.

676
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
No I just just want to chat.

677
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Just do the.

678
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Hope you're doing all right.

679
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
I just.

680
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
But wondering what you're doing for the holidays.

681
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Just checking to see if your numbers still the same.

682
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Look at this guy.

683
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
The second one.

684
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
I'd rather not.

685
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Yeah.

686
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Geez.

687
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Or like the third one.

688
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
It's even worse.

689
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
He's got an areola.

690
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
He's got his pants unbuttoned and his.

691
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Crop.

692
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
We got to get off the gay plumber thing.

693
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,000
It's it's it's we're losing people left and right.

694
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
That was kind of fun.

695
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Better than the bear conversation.

696
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,000
But lose.

697
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Lord.

698
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
It is a real thing.

699
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
All right.

700
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Staying on the Christmas theme.

701
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
What.

702
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
What.

703
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
What is what is the fun part about Christmas for you guys.

704
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Anything.

705
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:27,000
I'll share one thing about Christmas that's not so fun.

706
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
OK.

707
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:34,000
And it's the simple fact that the older you get the faster the season goes by.

708
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Oh yeah.

709
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
And it's just.

710
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
Why is that.

711
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
It's the rat race.

712
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
You don't get to enjoy the days.

713
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
But does the rat race get worse as we get older.

714
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000
I would think it would like we start to wise up to the rat race and we start to not give a shit.

715
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:53,000
The rat race from the from my perspective is that the rat race you just working every day working every day working every day.

716
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000
And you don't have your two week off.

717
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yeah.

718
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
You did in school.

719
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Yeah.

720
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
It's school year.

721
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
You're off.

722
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
You can enjoy the moment.

723
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
And now we're just like fuck I don't even have time to put up Christmas lights.

724
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Right.

725
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
And I'm leaning on my kids to do it.

726
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
And they're kind of like losers.

727
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
They're like this is my vacation.

728
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah.

729
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
They're like what the hell man.

730
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I've got shit to do.

731
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
I'm fucking playing video games.

732
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
What the hell losers.

733
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
I don't.

734
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Dad you're.

735
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Somebody else will.

736
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Well I know I know Stephen.

737
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
He took it on himself because he wanted lights.

738
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
And I told him I was like I've done it.

739
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
I don't want to do it anymore.

740
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
And I'm so lame.

741
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:38,000
So he again again it wasn't I was at the top of a ladder at 25 feet in the air like reaching over and trying to plug.

742
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
I mean I'm out there doing it.

743
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000
OK.

744
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
I'm not saying I'm smart.

745
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
I got to get into my life.

746
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
You got to get into Christmas this year.

747
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
This year has sucked.

748
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
I got to hand to my wife.

749
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
We got to be all in.

750
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
She is.

751
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
She's an.

752
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
She's a decorator.

753
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
She's a machine.

754
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
She decorates.

755
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
She is a machine.

756
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
She's a machine.

757
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
She's like hey we're doing Easter.

758
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
We're doing St. Patty's Day.

759
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
We're doing Valentine's Day.

760
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
I love that.

761
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
And it's I do too.

762
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Those are traditional.

763
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
And you can't you can't.

764
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
I can't complain about it.

765
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
I don't complain about it.

766
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
I enjoy the shit out of it.

767
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
I just try to stay out of her way.

768
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000
And I know she's thinking I just wish she would help more.

769
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
But if you helped you'd be like you're doing it wrong.

770
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Yeah I do it wrong.

771
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
And then I got to do it twice three times.

772
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I'm like fuck it.

773
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Just let her do it.

774
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000
You know.

775
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Jeff she's decorating.

776
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
I'll be right over.

777
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Let's go get some bourbon.

778
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
You got any wood to burn.

779
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
That's what I told her.

780
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Oh my God.

781
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
We were talking the other night.

782
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
We're going to go do something.

783
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
And Tara gets a text message from from Shelley.

784
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
And so she gets a text message from Shelley.

785
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Hey let's go over to house.

786
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
And I was like Jeff and I were going to go sit in the house.

787
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
And I was like.

788
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Oh my God.

789
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Oh my God.

790
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Oh my God.

791
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Oh my God.

792
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Oh my God.

793
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Oh my God.

794
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Oh my God.

795
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Oh my God.

796
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Oh my God.

797
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Oh my God.

798
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Oh my God.

799
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Oh my God.

800
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Oh my God.

801
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Oh my God.

802
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Oh my God.

803
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Oh my God.

804
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Oh my God.

805
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
And I was like Jeff and I were going to go sit by the fire.

806
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
And we were.

807
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
We were going to burn shit out.

808
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
That was an explicit invite from Terry.

809
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
By the way.

810
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Really.

811
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
That was Shelley's idea.

812
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
What's going on with that.

813
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
With Terry.

814
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
That was Terry's idea.

815
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
He's a I'm kind of wondering.

816
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Well talk about that.

817
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Some of the stuff later.

818
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
But he's got a new job.

819
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
It's fantastic.

820
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Good for him.

821
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Did you get the job.

822
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I'm assuming.

823
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,800
I'm assuming he put his notice in.

824
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,160
Oh, he didn't tell me that.

825
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,120
Yeah, I guess we can't talk too much about it.

826
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,720
But I was kind of intrigued.

827
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,800
And I have not mentioned anything to my work folk

828
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,920
about it because.

829
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,120
Well, you shouldn't.

830
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:23,920
Really?

831
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,760
Because I was dying to.

832
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,000
And then you drank a full bottle of bourbon.

833
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Oh, it was a half.

834
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,800
Who did?

835
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,120
Well, that one was a half.

836
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,640
No, I had a, I brought over a half bottle of Jack Daniels,

837
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,240
a small one for Jack Daniels.

838
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,480
That was gone quick.

839
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,680
And half of my brand new bottle of Rebel Yellow was gone.

840
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,200
I didn't drink that.

841
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,400
Half a bottle of Jack would not shitface you like he said it did.

842
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,400
Somebody did.

843
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,840
That other dude that we met there.

844
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,520
When I got there, it was already half.

845
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,080
No.

846
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,360
No.

847
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,400
2 thirds.

848
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,440
No.

849
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,640
Negative.

850
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,760
Negative.

851
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,840
Anyway, getting into Christmas, I got to stay on this theme.

852
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,160
I want us to get into Christmas.

853
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,960
I tell you what, are you going to watch the old standard Christmas

854
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,000
like the Rudolph, the Frosties, any of that?

855
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,520
I'd like to.

856
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,360
That's what got me as a kid.

857
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:13,840
Really?

858
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,600
That's what got me into the spirit watching those every single year.

859
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,360
Maybe I should.

860
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,080
But I tell you, you guys are going to be amazed.

861
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080
What's the Tinkerbell?

862
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,080
Not Tinkerbell.

863
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,760
Angel gets his wings.

864
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,800
Angel.

865
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,280
The mickle of 34th Street.

866
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,640
Never seen it.

867
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,800
Charlie Brown?

868
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,600
Never seen it.

869
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,560
Charlie Brown Christmas?

870
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,320
Never seen it.

871
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,760
You know, I'm with you.

872
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,400
I haven't seen a whole lot of them either.

873
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,760
If you would ask me Christmas movies, I would say Die Hard.

874
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,440
Dude, that is a good one.

875
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,720
It's a Christmas movie.

876
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,480
It is, actually.

877
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,320
It is, actually.

878
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,000
Well, I mean, it happened during Christmas.

879
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Well, you need to watch.

880
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,600
Come up to LA.

881
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,760
Have a good time.

882
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,000
Celebrate Christmas.

883
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,920
Remember?

884
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,800
Yeah, I get it.

885
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,520
But it's not.

886
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,560
I know what you mean.

887
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,760
It's just a little different.

888
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,360
But you need to watch the Rudolph.

889
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,440
Now, it was made in the 60s.

890
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,440
Is that the claymation?

891
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,240
It's not claymation, but it's stop motion, yes.

892
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:04,760
Yeah.

893
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,160
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of that.

894
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:11,440
But I always watched that and the Frosty with Jimmy Durante

895
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,240
singing in burl eyes.

896
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,640
Silver bells.

897
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:19,640
Well, there's another good Frosty with Mel Gibson.

898
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:20,480
Is it Mel Gibson?

899
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,760
Mel Brooks?

900
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,120
Is it Mel Gibson?

901
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,280
Mel Gibson's in Fat Man.

902
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,800
That's a new movie that just came out.

903
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,680
Yeah, that's not the same one.

904
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,680
That's an old one.

905
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,640
It's not Mel Gibson.

906
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,760
Mel Torme?

907
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,560
It's the guy.

908
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,280
Mel Torme.

909
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,520
Multiplicity.

910
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,640
You remember the guy that he?

911
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,640
Placenta.

912
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,000
Well, that clones himself.

913
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,600
Steve, Steve Martin.

914
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,200
There's a lot of people that are listening

915
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,640
that know exactly what I'm talking about.

916
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,800
That clone themselves.

917
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,640
Multiplicity.

918
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,280
He's in Beetlejuice.

919
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:51,800
Beetlejuice.

920
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,640
Oh, Michael Keaton.

921
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,280
Michael Keaton.

922
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:53,760
Batman.

923
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,760
Michael Keaton is Frost or Frosty or I've never seen that.

924
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,240
Never seen that.

925
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,320
It's good.

926
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,560
It's called multiplicity.

927
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,520
Yeah, his father dies.

928
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,960
What did you just say his name was?

929
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,080
I forgot it.

930
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,920
Michael Keaton dies, and he comes back as Frosty.

931
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,600
Never seen it.

932
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,400
And he has to tell his, convince his kid,

933
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,480
who is mourning his loss, that he is his, he's back.

934
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,960
Do you know what Michael Keaton's real name is?

935
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,680
Look it up.

936
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:29,120
It's something, look up Michael Keaton's real name.

937
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,040
It's very interesting.

938
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,080
Oh, I'm almost positive it is Michael Keaton in this cult.

939
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:34,800
It's Frost.

940
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,000
Frost.

941
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,880
Mr. Jack Frost or something.

942
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,040
Oh, Michael Douglas.

943
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,440
Michael Douglas.

944
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
That's his real name?

945
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,520
Yes.

946
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,200
Isn't there already a Michael Douglas?

947
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:45,800
Yes.

948
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,320
Hold on.

949
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,040
His official name is Michael Keaton and then

950
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,960
Michael John Douglas.

951
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,480
What the hell?

952
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,280
Which one's which?

953
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,240
His birth name is Michael Douglas.

954
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:53,760
Oh, OK.

955
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,080
He changed it to Michael Keaton.

956
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,320
That's Kirk Douglas's son.

957
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:56,880
That's weird.

958
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,040
Yes, but there's no relation.

959
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,840
They don't look the same.

960
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,120
Yeah.

961
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:02,960
Interesting.

962
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,600
I'll tell you which one where I got introduced to Michael

963
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,840
Keaton was Mr. Mom.

964
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,360
I thought that movie.

965
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,000
I haven't seen, I saw it in the theater.

966
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,280
Absolutely fantastic movie.

967
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,640
There was another one with Michael Keaton where he played.

968
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,200
Go to IMDb, Mr. Producer, go to IMDb and look up his list

969
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:21,720
of movies.

970
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,160
Michael Keaton is a stud.

971
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,480
He was a night shift, right?

972
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,720
He did one where he was in a movie

973
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,640
with a bunch of psychiatric patients.

974
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,640
Birdman?

975
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,400
Yes.

976
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,240
Was it Birdman?

977
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,520
I never saw it, but yeah, I believe it was Birdman.

978
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,280
That was a one and done for me, I think, that movie.

979
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,000
I thought it was a fantastic movie.

980
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,600
Oh, that's some dodge ball.

981
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,080
Fantastic movie.

982
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,080
He sneaks a bunch of people out and they go to a baseball game.

983
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

984
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,320
Yes, I saw that movie.

985
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,400
Are you sure you got the right Michael Keaton?

986
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,560
Go up.

987
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,160
Scroll up.

988
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,320
No, that's the newest one.

989
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,240
OK, so yeah, that's it.

990
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,560
Michael Keaton, Filmography.

991
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,320
OK, all right.

992
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,720
We'll go down to the, like, there's Multiplicity.

993
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,600
That was a good one.

994
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,040
This is where he clones himself.

995
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Yeah, Jack Frost.

996
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,480
That's the one you're talking about.

997
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,960
Jack Frost, that's it.

998
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,720
And it's good.

999
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,800
Porco Rosso.

1000
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,200
I've never seen it.

1001
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,200
Jack Frost.

1002
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,520
It's a good Christmas movie.

1003
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,520
I haven't seen it.

1004
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,040
That's the thing.

1005
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,600
I haven't seen a lot of Christmas movies.

1006
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,480
This was a Jack Frost.

1007
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,000
What was that?

1008
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:27,400
Tim Martin?

1009
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:27,880
Martin?

1010
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,760
What was that dude's name?

1011
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,000
I don't know.

1012
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,080
He was the Shaggy DA.

1013
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,960
And then the other good one is the guy who's Santa Claus.

1014
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,880
And it doesn't matter what he does, he starts growing.

1015
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,920
That's Tim Allen.

1016
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,480
Tim Allen.

1017
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,200
Oh, yeah.

1018
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:41,960
That's a funny one.

1019
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,280
That was a great one.

1020
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,360
That's a great movie.

1021
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,320
Yeah, that was good.

1022
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,360
They have, like, two or three of those.

1023
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,720
Put the jacket on, and then boom, he's all of a sudden.

1024
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,960
And he couldn't get rid of the beard.

1025
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,880
And all of a sudden, he would shave.

1026
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,520
He was gone.

1027
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,560
He was like, look at me.

1028
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,760
And then at work, they're like, wow, you put on a lot of weight,

1029
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,400
and he's got, like, sweatpants on and stuff.

1030
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,160
Remember?

1031
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,000
Yeah.

1032
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,480
Yeah, that was well done.

1033
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:01,400
That was a good movie.

1034
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,040
I'll tell you, growing up, you know,

1035
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:08,600
it was the classic Rudolph with the red nose.

1036
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,680
And it was the claymation stuff.

1037
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,600
That was exciting.

1038
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,240
That's what always got me in the mood,

1039
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,720
because back then, you had three frickin' channels.

1040
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,220
Yeah.

1041
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:16,920
And it came on.

1042
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,280
You had that special holiday little graphic

1043
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,680
that came up and whoosh, coming to you.

1044
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,480
And you knew that sound.

1045
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,840
Every kid knew that sound.

1046
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,560
You could be 10 miles away from your TV,

1047
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,040
and you'd be like, I hear that special.

1048
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,160
It's a special song.

1049
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,680
1964.

1050
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,720
Yeah, I mean, back then, you didn't

1051
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,960
have YouTube where you could watch it whenever you want.

1052
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,920
It was on once, one day, once a year.

1053
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,640
And you played it.

1054
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,000
And if you didn't see it then, psh.

1055
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,600
Tough shit.

1056
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,800
But the other one is A Christmas Story.

1057
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,320
Is that the one you'll shoot your eye out movie?

1058
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,200
That's one of my favorites.

1059
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:49,960
That's a great one.

1060
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,400
Yeah, that's a great one, too.

1061
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,600
My family hates it because I've played it so many times.

1062
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,040
Oh, there you go.

1063
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,080
My wife thinks it's stupid.

1064
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:55,960
So you've ruined it beautifully.

1065
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,640
It's stupid, but it's fantastic.

1066
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,400
Oh, that reminds me of my ute, right?

1067
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:00,900
Yeah.

1068
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:01,400
Ute.

1069
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,400
Ute.

1070
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,280
Yes, because I think that was filmed up in Cleveland.

1071
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,160
So it looks very similar to Cincinnati.

1072
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,120
You can't have a gun.

1073
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,600
You should dry out.

1074
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,440
Oh, my favorite's the father in that movie.

1075
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,440
He's such a dweeb.

1076
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,720
Like the whole, fra-jee-lay.

1077
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,920
Must be Italian.

1078
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,600
Remember he's got the lamp of the woman's leg?

1079
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,440
Yes.

1080
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,920
You could buy that today.

1081
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,160
So funny.

1082
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,680
And the wife is horrified.

1083
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,360
And he wants to move everything and make it

1084
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,240
the centerpiece of the window.

1085
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,920
And she's embarrassed for her neighbors

1086
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,120
and all that kind of stuff.

1087
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,600
Great movie.

1088
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,040
That's a good one.

1089
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,240
I like the end where they're at the Chinese

1090
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,280
because the stupid dogs came in and they told me.

1091
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,120
Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra.

1092
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,280
I wonder if that's on regular TV these days

1093
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,360
or if that's considered offensive these days.

1094
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,840
But that's right.

1095
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,840
That whole last scene is hysterical.

1096
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,680
And they bring it.

1097
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,120
Yeah, they chop the duck's head off.

1098
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,120
Yep.

1099
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,280
All right, let's get stuck.

1100
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,840
Yeah, that's a good one.

1101
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,720
Yeah, but I know growing up, there

1102
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,720
was a couple different Rudolphs.

1103
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,600
And like I said, Frosty the Snowman.

1104
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,640
Then they came out with the cartoon version

1105
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,760
of Frosty the Snowman.

1106
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,480
Sucked, as John Goodman.

1107
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,240
And then Peter the Rabbit was his co-pilot.

1108
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:20,680
I don't know.

1109
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,600
But there's one in the late 80s, I think, with John Goodman.

1110
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,840
And I tried watching it with the boys.

1111
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,120
And it sucked.

1112
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,400
Really, really bad.

1113
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,400
That's too bad.

1114
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,240
Well, and then we got music.

1115
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:37,960
Yeah, I like the classical music,

1116
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,080
but the old Christmas stuff.

1117
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,600
It's become very diluted.

1118
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,120
I don't like the new Christmas stuff.

1119
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,160
What, new stuff, you mean?

1120
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,200
Yeah, there's too much of the newer stuff.

1121
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,160
I know everyone wants to put their own spin on it

1122
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:54,560
and put their signature to their Christmas song.

1123
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,800
But that ship is come and gone.

1124
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:01,160
When I tell Alexa to put on Christmas music,

1125
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,640
she's playing traditional stuff.

1126
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,680
I like the traditional, the Bing Crosby.

1127
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,360
Yeah.

1128
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,480
Nat King Cole.

1129
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,200
Yeah, I like that stuff the best.

1130
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,000
There's some new ones that I can listen to.

1131
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,800
Some of the 80s.

1132
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,400
John Bon Jovi's got a couple songs.

1133
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,360
There's some good modern ones.

1134
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,120
There's one that I really, really dislike.

1135
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,400
It's by the Beatles or Paul McCartney or something

1136
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:22,920
like that.

1137
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,920
Oh, yeah.

1138
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,440
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

1139
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,480
Terrible.

1140
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,200
Yeah, there's a couple that just people skin that off.

1141
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,640
Having a Christmas time.

1142
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,720
Yes, it's terrible.

1143
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,440
It is terrible.

1144
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,040
I hate it.

1145
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:34,600
Absolutely terrible.

1146
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,040
I turn it every time that thing comes on.

1147
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,640
I do like.

1148
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,920
That's so funny.

1149
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,000
That is actually my least favorite Christmas song.

1150
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,360
I immediately change it.

1151
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,760
I like that Christmas song where it's the 80s where

1152
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,200
all the stars are singing.

1153
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,800
It's Christmas time.

1154
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,080
I don't like that one either.

1155
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,160
That's like, you don't like that?

1156
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:49,520
I do.

1157
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,000
I like it.

1158
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:50,360
I do not.

1159
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,280
That's one of my favorite ones.

1160
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,880
I used to like sing every part.

1161
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,960
You hate We Are the World too?

1162
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,280
That was a good song.

1163
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,240
Was it?

1164
00:38:59,240 --> 00:38:59,880
I thought it was.

1165
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,880
It was for Live Aid.

1166
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,800
It was for Africa, of which none of the food ever made it.

1167
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,760
I was going to say, I don't like any of it made it.

1168
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,280
None of it.

1169
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:11,160
It all got held up on docks by the warlords.

1170
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,480
The last thing they wanted was those people to have food.

1171
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,240
Isn't that sick?

1172
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,480
It was a good concert though.

1173
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,040
It was a great concert.

1174
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,520
Live Aid.

1175
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,480
87?

1176
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,080
I don't know.

1177
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,600
Live Aid.

1178
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,280
Was I in college when that thing came on?

1179
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,480
86, 85.

1180
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,880
I thought it was earlier than that.

1181
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,520
Live Aid concert.

1182
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,920
What year was that, Mr. Perdue?

1183
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,160
That may have been 85 because I was at home when that came on.

1184
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,240
85 sounds right.

1185
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,720
I was thinking 87.

1186
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,160
Because they had all the stars.

1187
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:49,480
I could sing every single part with their dialect.

1188
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,280
85.

1189
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,880
85, nicely done.

1190
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,040
And I remember because I was huge into the Led Zeppelin

1191
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:55,560
at the time.

1192
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,240
And that was going to be the Led Zeppelin reunion.

1193
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,000
Well, and it was also, if I remember correctly,

1194
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,160
so I watched that Queen movie.

1195
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,520
Bohemia Rhapsody, that movie.

1196
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,920
And I think it was their reunion too.

1197
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,320
Well, yes, it was.

1198
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,360
Yeah, they had a reunion for Live Aid.

1199
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,080
Because he was sick at that time, I think.

1200
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,240
I think he hadn't told them, but he was sick.

1201
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,200
When did he bite it?

1202
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:23,840
When did he die?

1203
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,640
I'm guessing probably 87.

1204
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,720
It was right after that.

1205
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,400
Yeah, pretty soon after that.

1206
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,520
I think it was the late 80s or maybe early 90s.

1207
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,160
Oh, really?

1208
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,120
His name was?

1209
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,000
Drum roll.

1210
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,760
Freddie Mercury.

1211
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,880
Freddie Mercury.

1212
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,680
When did Freddie Mercury die?

1213
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,840
That's really the value of this podcast,

1214
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:46,080
is telling our viewers, our listeners, important trivia.

1215
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,440
When Freddie Mercury died.

1216
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,520
When Live Aid was.

1217
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,480
91.

1218
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,560
Oh, god, that's six years later from Live Aid.

1219
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,080
He died right before Thanksgiving.

1220
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,440
He couldn't choke another chicken.

1221
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,040
He had to die right before it.

1222
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,280
Or chuck a turkey.

1223
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,400
Not insensitive.

1224
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,120
Damn it.

1225
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,080
No, I'm just saying.

1226
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,200
He was from Tanzania.

1227
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,400
That was a cool movie, though.

1228
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:06,920
I enjoyed it.

1229
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,400
It was.

1230
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,240
And the whole Live Aid thing, I watched all of it.

1231
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:11,760
Oh, yeah?

1232
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,560
All of it.

1233
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,200
And the Led Zeppelin was big for me.

1234
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,840
I remember Phil Collins was the drummer.

1235
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,320
Oh.

1236
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,640
So Phil Collins was a drummer.

1237
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,040
For John Bonham or whatever?

1238
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,920
John Bonham, because of course he was dead.

1239
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,600
Bonham?

1240
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,440
Bonham.

1241
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:25,360
Bonham.

1242
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,360
Bonham.

1243
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,200
And he died.

1244
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,000
Was it Bonham?

1245
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,720
He died, so Phil Collins filled in.

1246
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,560
He died in the 19th.

1247
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,760
That's what disbanded the Led Zeppelin,

1248
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,760
because the drummer died.

1249
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,960
That's why they went away.

1250
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,280
I didn't know that.

1251
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,040
So he died in 80, maybe?

1252
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,320
Robert Plant?

1253
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,040
No, he didn't die.

1254
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,480
He still alive.

1255
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,080
I'm thinking of who the people are.

1256
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:44,800
Robert Plant.

1257
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,480
Jimmy Page.

1258
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,920
Jimmy Page.

1259
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,080
Who's the bassist?

1260
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,120
Yeah, who's the bassist?

1261
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,440
Mr. Led Zeppelin.

1262
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,040
You don't know.

1263
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:56,640
I do know.

1264
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,840
It's the guy on the bottom left right there, that corner.

1265
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,360
Oh, great.

1266
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,440
That does sound like the one that doesn't look like Jimmy

1267
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,400
Page or Robert Plant.

1268
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,800
John Paul Jones.

1269
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
John Paul Jones.

1270
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,680
OK, OK.

1271
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,240
I tell you what, I was a late bloomer

1272
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,160
on the whole Led Zeppelin scene.

1273
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,680
I heard some of the songs when they first came out,

1274
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,120
because I was living in Indonesia at the time.

1275
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,520
But I did hear some of the songs,

1276
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,400
but I wasn't a fan until I got to college,

1277
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,600
because my roommate would play Led Zeppelin.

1278
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,600
I was like, damn, this shit rocks.

1279
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,320
They're good, man.

1280
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,160
They are good.

1281
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,040
I never got into them.

1282
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,560
Ahead of their time.

1283
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,760
Way ahead of their time.

1284
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,800
There's a few songs I liked, but I never really got into.

1285
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:35,480
I liked All of My Love was one of the only songs I really liked.

1286
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,600
And ironically, that's one of the least favorite ones for me.

1287
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,480
I mean, if you listen to Robert Plant sing,

1288
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,120
he's got some serious blues and soul in his voice when he sings.

1289
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,120
Oh, yeah, he does.

1290
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,640
Yes.

1291
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,960
Yeah.

1292
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,080
Yeah, he does.

1293
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,520
I can listen to some of their stuff,

1294
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,640
and I'm kind of like, wow.

1295
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,120
Because I tell you, I'm waiting for that special moment

1296
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,440
to happen, maybe five years from now, or something,

1297
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,000
where I'll open up a Led Zeppelin album,

1298
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,600
and I'll start listening to it, because I haven't listened to it.

1299
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,520
All I've heard was the mainstream stuff.

1300
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,960
But someone played something from Robert Plant

1301
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,720
on the Satellite Blues channel.

1302
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:11,440
The Honeydrippers.

1303
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,640
And not the-

1304
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,160
He's good.

1305
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,560
Yeah, Honeydrippers was good, too.

1306
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,320
Come with me, my love.

1307
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,360
I love that song.

1308
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,360
I love that song.

1309
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,680
To the sea, sea of love.

1310
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,320
OK, I don't know why you're Elvis.

1311
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,120
I want to tell you.

1312
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,320
Can you cut his mic?

1313
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,120
Oh, well.

1314
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,000
He's reaching.

1315
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,520
He's reaching on the board there.

1316
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,560
You don't have to cut it.

1317
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,760
Yeah, I was big.

1318
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,560
I was huge into the Led Zeppelin, and I remember

1319
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:40,040
there was a band called Kingdom Come.

1320
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,040
I remember.

1321
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,480
And they had one song.

1322
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:50,120
One song that was almost a direct rip-off of Get It On.

1323
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,080
So play that, Mr. Producer.

1324
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:56,080
It sounds a lot like Led Zeppelin.

1325
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,080
I remember when it came out, and that's why I liked it.

1326
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:58,800
Which song?

1327
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,800
Get It On.

1328
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,800
No, no, no.

1329
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,800
Get It On.

1330
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,800
Which song?

1331
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,800
Get It On.

1332
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,800
We'll just play it and listen to it.

1333
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800
The lead singer.

1334
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,800
Banga Gong.

1335
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800
Oh, that's what I was thinking.

1336
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,800
Right there.

1337
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:10,800
Play the top right there.

1338
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800
Dude, I'm close.

1339
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,800
I was- well.

1340
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,800
Yeah.

1341
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,800
Suck it.

1342
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,800
Isn't that the firm?

1343
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,800
Who's saying Get It-

1344
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,800
That was Power Station.

1345
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,800
Power Station.

1346
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,800
Yeah.

1347
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,800
What are we looking at here?

1348
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,800
All right.

1349
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,800
Somebody-

1350
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,800
You've got to actually turn it up.

1351
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,800
So hold on.

1352
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,800
Is it ripping off a particular song?

1353
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,800
No, the whole sound.

1354
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,800
I'll do it.

1355
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,800
I'll do it.

1356
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,800
Oh, they look like them, too.

1357
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,800
Let's do the guy's thing.

1358
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800
Yeah, well, I can't hear anything.

1359
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,800
They got difficult.

1360
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,800
I think it needs to be louder.

1361
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,800
I can barely hear it.

1362
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,800
That's better.

1363
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,800
There you go.

1364
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,800
Look at that special effect.

1365
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:51,800
Anyway, when he starts singing, and you'll hear it, it sounds- he's ripping now.

1366
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,800
There you go.

1367
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,800
Yeah, it does sound the same.

1368
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,800
No, it doesn't.

1369
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:58,800
No, the riffs are-

1370
00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,800
You know what?

1371
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800
This sounds like Kingdom Come.

1372
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,800
Look at that.

1373
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,800
Oh, come on.

1374
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,800
Oh, yeah.

1375
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,800
No.

1376
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,800
Oh, yeah.

1377
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,800
They're trying to steal-

1378
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,800
His voice is-

1379
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:30,800
Anyway, I think he sounds a lot like- not exactly, obviously, not as good.

1380
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
He's trying to mimic-

1381
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,800
Actually, that's pretty good, though.

1382
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,800
I bet they could do a tribute.

1383
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,800
He's trying to mimic the riffs.

1384
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,800
Eddie Plant.

1385
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Jimmy Plant.

1386
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,800
Jimmy Plant.

1387
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,800
Eddie Money.

1388
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,800
So, yeah, I remember when that song came out just because it sounded like that.

1389
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:48,800
It's not a terrible song, but it's an 80s hair band and whatnot.

1390
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:53,800
Yeah, there was a lot of good hair bands back in that genre.

1391
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,800
I think Sean's still wrapped up on that.

1392
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,800
Yeah, he's still wrapped up on that.

1393
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:05,800
He's still going from Christmas vacation from an hour ago.

1394
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,800
So, getting back to Christmas, so what's it going to take?

1395
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,800
I got the cello going on that.

1396
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800
Nice.

1397
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,800
That was weird.

1398
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,800
What the hell?

1399
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1400
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800
There's a bottle in front of you.

1401
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,800
Oh, yeah.

1402
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1403
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1404
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1405
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1406
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1407
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:23,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1408
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1409
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,800
I'm out of bourbon.

1410
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:27,800
There's a bottle in front of you.

1411
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,800
Yeah, we don't have no ice up here.

1412
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,800
I got ice.

1413
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:31,800
Oh, you do?

1414
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:32,800
How's that machine working?

1415
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:33,800
I haven't plugged it in.

1416
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:39,800
I haven't plugged it in because I was debating whether I should gift it to myself for Christmas.

1417
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,800
Would you like an ice refill?

1418
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,800
Yes, please.

1419
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,800
What are the words to that song?

1420
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,800
I don't even know what the name of the song is.

1421
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,800
It's a Hawaiian.

1422
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,800
That's how you say Hawaiian.

1423
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,800
Hawaiian Halloween.

1424
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,800
You got to play that.

1425
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,800
That's such a bad-ass song.

1426
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,800
Kabuki?

1427
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Are you going to share your wild turkey there, Sean?

1428
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,800
That's such a cool song.

1429
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,800
There you go.

1430
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:18,800
And I wonder, I've always wondered when I see, he's corning the turkey.

1431
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800
There you go.

1432
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:29,800
And I wonder, my experience growing up with Christmas with snow and all that stuff being up north,

1433
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:38,800
and I look and I see these commercials, you see a palm tree with lights on it on the beach and it's 90 degrees.

1434
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,800
I'm like, that's not Christmas to me.

1435
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,800
But I wonder.

1436
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800
I think it is.

1437
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:50,800
Producer, can you pull up the actual Christmas national lampoon?

1438
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,800
God bless it.

1439
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800
The song from the movie.

1440
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800
It was that song.

1441
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:03,800
It's Bing Crosby, Melly, but it's a Hawaiian Christmas song, national lampoon.

1442
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,800
I thought that's what you were just playing.

1443
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,800
There was a song, but I'm actually looking for the clip.

1444
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,800
Oh, you want the video.

1445
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,800
Oh, you want to see the model coming out of the pool.

1446
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,800
With the boobies.

1447
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,800
She doesn't have boobies, really.

1448
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,800
Yeah, she does.

1449
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,800
Okay.

1450
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,800
Pepperonis.

1451
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800
That was more like the butt.

1452
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,800
Did you just say pepperonis?

1453
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,800
Yeah, what's up with your pepperonis?

1454
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,800
Is that a thing?

1455
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,800
What?

1456
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,800
Besides, I was thinking more movies.

1457
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,800
Why?

1458
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,800
What do you mean?

1459
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800
I don't know what you're talking about.

1460
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,800
I need a moment, guys.

1461
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:36,800
What the hell?

1462
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,800
Don't you have pepperonis?

1463
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,800
What's wrong with you people?

1464
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,800
There he is.

1465
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,800
There you go.

1466
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,800
That's classy.

1467
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:45,800
He's at the window here.

1468
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,800
Chase is looking out the window, and he's daydreaming about the pool.

1469
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,800
Night dreaming.

1470
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,800
Yeah, it starts out with him dreaming of the pool that he thinks he's going to build with his bonus.

1471
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,800
And he's envisioning all the kids frolicking in the pool.

1472
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,800
Turn it up a little bit.

1473
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,800
There we go.

1474
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,800
There you go.

1475
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,800
Oh, and the whole family is celebrating around the pool.

1476
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,800
And he's like getting into it.

1477
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,800
But there's frost on his windows.

1478
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,800
The pair is on in-laws.

1479
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,800
And then you have the brother-in-law with his fucking flippers on.

1480
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,800
And his speedo.

1481
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,800
This is what's hilarious.

1482
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,800
He's like getting disappointed with his own daydream.

1483
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,800
Because his brother is acting like an idiot.

1484
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,800
His brother-in-law has a onesie on with a leopard bikini over his skin.

1485
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,800
That's a wife beater.

1486
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,800
He has to pull it all the way down.

1487
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,800
That's so great.

1488
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,800
That's a wife beater.

1489
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,800
He's got pulled down underneath his bikini, his leopard bikini.

1490
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,800
This movie is awesome.

1491
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,800
Oh, there she is.

1492
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,800
Watch.

1493
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,800
Everybody else disappears.

1494
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,800
This is the girl he met in the department store.

1495
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,800
Yeah, he was trying to find something for his wife.

1496
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,800
And now everybody disappears except for her.

1497
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,800
And now, yeah, he's asking her to come out.

1498
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,800
I love it when the bathing suit hits the window.

1499
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Oh, my God.

1500
00:49:58,800 --> 00:49:59,800
And you know what?

1501
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,800
In retrospect, she's okay.

1502
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,800
She's not really that fantastic looking.

1503
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800
There was the sign of the times, really.

1504
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,800
What this is is a takeoff from the scene in the first movie.

1505
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,800
The Cristhy Brinkley, right?

1506
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,800
It's Cristhy Brinkley, yes.

1507
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,800
Oh, you got some side.

1508
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,800
Wow, side blue there.

1509
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,800
There was a lot of side.

1510
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,800
There we go.

1511
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,800
That really surprises me.

1512
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,800
And then the window.

1513
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,800
I love it.

1514
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,800
Look at his face.

1515
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,800
Oh, and this is the fantastic part.

1516
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,800
Here comes the backwoods and the knees.

1517
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,800
Look at him.

1518
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,800
She's like backwoods.

1519
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:48,800
She's coming out of the pool, and she's got no clothes on.

1520
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,800
All right, yeah.

1521
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:52,800
I'm going to have to watch that again.

1522
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,800
That's a great one.

1523
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:54,800
I'm going to have to watch it again.

1524
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,800
It's been quite a few years since I've seen that one.

1525
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,800
Especially the Christmas life scene.

1526
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,800
I try to watch it every year.

1527
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,800
When he tries to impress everybody with the Christmas lights.

1528
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800
They weren't turned on.

1529
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,800
It's not on, Clark.

1530
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,800
Did you get into the Home Alone movies?

1531
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:11,800
Yeah.

1532
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,800
I don't know about all of them, but the first one was brilliant.

1533
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,800
Yeah.

1534
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,800
I think I've seen it, but I never really...

1535
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,800
I think it was during the college years.

1536
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,800
There was a period where those kind of movies didn't really appeal to me.

1537
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,800
Yeah, they were too kiddy-like.

1538
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,800
Maybe.

1539
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:29,800
I don't know.

1540
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800
We all go through that.

1541
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,800
I don't even know what year that came out.

1542
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,800
It's got to be the 90s.

1543
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,800
Yeah, it's got to be the 90s.

1544
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,800
Really?

1545
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,800
John Williams wrote the Home Alone theme?

1546
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,800
What?

1547
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Yes, he wrote a lot of stuff.

1548
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,800
He really did.

1549
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,800
What a talented composer, man.

1550
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,800
He did Jaws.

1551
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:46,800
He did Star Wars.

1552
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,800
Star Wars.

1553
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,800
Most importantly, Star Wars.

1554
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,800
Yeah, I know.

1555
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,800
No, seriously.

1556
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,800
I think that put him on the map.

1557
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,800
I had never heard of him until I figured out who the composer was for...

1558
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,800
Oh, he did a great job.

1559
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,800
Star Wars movies.

1560
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,800
Yeah.

1561
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,800
Crazy as it is, the Star Wars soundtrack was one of my first cassette tapes I ever owned.

1562
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:06,800
Yeah.

1563
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,800
I mean, how many people own the soundtrack of a movie that's classical?

1564
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,800
He did E.T. as well.

1565
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,800
Look at him.

1566
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,800
I'll tell you another one.

1567
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,800
Did he really do E.T.?

1568
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,800
Yeah, he did a lot.

1569
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,800
Nice.

1570
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,800
He did a lot.

1571
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,800
Is he still alive?

1572
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,800
I guess so.

1573
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,800
I don't know.

1574
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:21,800
I don't see his...

1575
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,800
32.

1576
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,800
Boy, man, he's...

1577
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,800
88 years old.

1578
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,800
All right.

1579
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,800
So what is his last composition?

1580
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,800
His last name is Williams.

1581
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,800
Oh my God.

1582
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,800
The Imperial March.

1583
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:33,800
That's what I'm saying.

1584
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,800
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

1585
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,800
All right.

1586
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,800
So what was the last... What is his last known composition?

1587
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,800
The Ewok Celebration.

1588
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,800
Okay.

1589
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,800
That's where I lost a lot of respect for him there.

1590
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,800
I wasn't a big fan of the Ewoks, man.

1591
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,800
That was stupid.

1592
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,800
Yeah.

1593
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,800
Oh, he wrote Star Spangled Banner?

1594
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,800
But nothing is as bad as George R. R. Binks.

1595
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,800
Nothing.

1596
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,800
Yeah.

1597
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,800
That destroyed Star Wars.

1598
00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:59,800
I don't know about that.

1599
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,800
Jar Jar.

1600
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Episode one sucked ass.

1601
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,800
Yes, it did.

1602
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,800
Other than the pod race.

1603
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Yeah, between the Kid, Anakin Skywalker, and Jar Jar.

1604
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,800
They got rid of the director.

1605
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,800
It was horrible.

1606
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:14,800
It still sucked.

1607
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:15,800
He ruined it.

1608
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:16,800
Ruined the whole thing.

1609
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,800
God, do you think they'll redo it?

1610
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,800
No.

1611
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:20,800
You can't now.

1612
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:21,800
No point.

1613
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,800
They've made a nice recovery in the last several movies, though.

1614
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,800
J.J. Abrams is...

1615
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800
I like his...

1616
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,800
Yeah, his Star Trek movies are freaking awesome.

1617
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800
Oh, yeah.

1618
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800
Tell you what.

1619
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,800
Freaking awesome.

1620
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,800
The fact that he's taken over the whole Star Trek thing has got me realigned with Star Trek.

1621
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,800
I'm watching the episodes and everything now.

1622
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,800
I think they're great.

1623
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,800
The Mandalorian is really good.

1624
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,800
Oh, you mean you're going back and watching...

1625
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
No, no.

1626
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,800
The new episodes of Star Trek.

1627
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800
What do you mean?

1628
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,800
Star Trek.

1629
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,800
Trek?

1630
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
Star Trek.

1631
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,800
Or Wars.

1632
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800
You mean on CBS?

1633
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,800
Yeah, Star Trek.

1634
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,800
Oh, Discovery.

1635
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,800
Yes.

1636
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:55,800
I haven't seen any of that.

1637
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,800
He has nothing to do with that, I don't believe.

1638
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,800
But still, it sparked my...

1639
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,800
It got you into Star Trek.

1640
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,800
Are you on the third season?

1641
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,800
Yeah, I'm up to date.

1642
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,800
So is it good?

1643
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:05,800
Yes, it's fascinating.

1644
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,800
It's on CBS streaming.

1645
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,800
I don't get that.

1646
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,800
Well, you will.

1647
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:09,800
You can get that.

1648
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:10,800
You will.

1649
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,800
I can get that.

1650
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:18,800
Ancient Chinese secret, like dudes like us will train you, young Skywalker, to the path

1651
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,800
of...

1652
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:20,800
CBS streaming.

1653
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,800
Yes, by paying for it.

1654
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,800
Wow.

1655
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,800
Yeah, that's clever.

1656
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,800
We'll show you how to legally get the appropriate channels, Link Link.

1657
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:28,800
Fantastic.

1658
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800
Good.

1659
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,800
Yeah, it's good.

1660
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,800
Now we're being investigated.

1661
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,800
And actually, little known fact...

1662
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800
Cinema.

1663
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,800
What?

1664
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:45,800
That if you have a VPN and you say that you are in London, England, and you start Netflix,

1665
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,800
the new Star Trek is part of Netflix UK.

1666
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,800
No, no, no, no, no.

1667
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:50,800
No kidding.

1668
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,800
Fully legal.

1669
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,800
You know what?

1670
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,800
All right.

1671
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,800
So I was desperate to get the Titans, right?

1672
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,800
Because I got sick of being a slave to direct TV and paying for the...

1673
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,800
So sick of the Titans.

1674
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,800
No, stop.

1675
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,800
The NFL Sunday ticket.

1676
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,800
I got it the first year it came out in 1994.

1677
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:14,800
I paid $2,000 or no, $1,100 for my dish and my little receiver.

1678
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,800
Stupid.

1679
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,800
Stupid.

1680
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:22,800
You can't even imagine how much money I invested in direct TV for the Rockets package.

1681
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:23,800
Let's do the math.

1682
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:24,800
And the Titans package.

1683
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,800
Anyway, so I was like, finally, I was like, man, there's got to be a better way.

1684
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,800
I don't care about the rest of these games.

1685
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800
I just want to watch the damn Titans.

1686
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:39,800
So I tried to do the VPN where you mask your IP to come from Nashville so I could see

1687
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
local Nashville channels.

1688
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Oh, they're blacked out there probably.

1689
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,800
And then I could go to... well, no, that wasn't the problem.

1690
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,800
If it was a home game, it would be.

1691
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:52,800
And then I tried to go that... do that for YouTube TV.

1692
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:58,800
YouTube TV knows that you're... YouTube TV knows that you're using a VPN.

1693
00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,800
So it says you're using a VPN.

1694
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:00,800
You can't...

1695
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,800
There are certain ones you have to use.

1696
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:03,800
I got screwed.

1697
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,800
I couldn't do it.

1698
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,800
But look, it's all about moving forward.

1699
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,800
It's all about moving forward and knowledge.

1700
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:11,800
Knowledge is key.

1701
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,800
So now that you know...

1702
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,800
It is.

1703
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,800
I didn't know that.

1704
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,800
I've had the VPN for a while, and I never knew that you could do that.

1705
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:24,800
Because I wondered, and I was so frustrated because I was watching Netflix, and I was

1706
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,800
like, huh, I'm getting of Modern Family.

1707
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:30,800
Is that Modern Family?

1708
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,800
There's all kinds of shows if you're in the UK.

1709
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,800
Modern Family.

1710
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,800
Or Canada.

1711
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,800
It was because it was in freaking London, or it was in England.

1712
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,800
And then when I turned the VPN off, I couldn't get it, and I'm like, what the fuck is going

1713
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,800
on?

1714
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,800
And I was pissed.

1715
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,800
And I called my brother out of payment.

1716
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,800
I said, what's going on with Netflix?

1717
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:48,800
Did they just rip this thing off?

1718
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800
And my brother was like, are you using a VPN?

1719
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,800
And I was like...

1720
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,800
Oh, hell yes.

1721
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:59,800
Yeah, Netflix is very geographical, so different areas have different shows.

1722
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:01,800
They have many of the same.

1723
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:07,800
It's based on your IP address, which is what you're doing with VPN is you're ghosting your

1724
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,800
IP address.

1725
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,800
Correct.

1726
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:10,800
To say that you're coming from somewhere else.

1727
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,800
That's how you get local channels.

1728
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,800
They know where you are based on your IP address, and they give you local channels for just

1729
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,800
that city.

1730
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:22,800
Well, it also is supposed to target local commercials as well.

1731
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,800
Right.

1732
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,800
That's the whole point.

1733
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,800
Actually, that is the whole point, because they want to make sure that local advertisers

1734
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,800
are reaching their audience.

1735
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,800
Yep.

1736
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,800
So anyway, so if you use a VPN, you can watch the... And you have Netflix.

1737
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:40,800
You can watch the new Star Trek via Netflix.

1738
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,800
All right.

1739
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,800
I'll have to check that.

1740
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,800
I love Star Trek.

1741
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,800
It's good.

1742
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,800
It's good.

1743
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:46,800
The new one is good.

1744
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:51,800
Throughout the history, right?

1745
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:52,800
Jean-Luc Picard.

1746
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,800
Fantastic.

1747
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,800
What was that one?

1748
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,800
Star Trek.

1749
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,800
Next Generation.

1750
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:57,800
Next Generation.

1751
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,800
Great.

1752
00:57:58,800 --> 00:57:59,800
And then DSpace9.

1753
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:00,800
DSpace9.

1754
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:01,800
Enterprise.

1755
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:06,800
I actually... Enterprise was amazing.

1756
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,800
That's the one that did the... Voyager.

1757
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,800
Voyager wasn't bad.

1758
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,800
Was that the one with the woman as the... Yes.

1759
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,800
... as the captain or whatever?

1760
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:15,800
As the captain.

1761
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,800
Well, yeah.

1762
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,800
That wasn't bad.

1763
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,800
I didn't like DSpace9, though.

1764
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,800
Well, that was stationary.

1765
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,800
Yeah.

1766
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,800
You were just in a little... International space station.

1767
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,800
Didn't like it.

1768
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,800
Didn't like it.

1769
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:30,800
But the one that... One of my favorites was Enterprise, and that's the dude from...

1770
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,800
Quantum Leap.

1771
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,800
Quantum Leap.

1772
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,800
God, you are on it tonight.

1773
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,800
What the hell?

1774
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800
Deep, deep, deep, deep.

1775
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:36,800
Buck Rogers.

1776
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,800
Dude, that's impressive.

1777
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,800
Here I am struggling.

1778
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,800
You're like, Quantum Leap.

1779
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:44,800
Anyway, yeah, that was really... Did you watch that series?

1780
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:45,800
Oh, yeah.

1781
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:46,800
Watched it.

1782
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:47,800
That's where...

1783
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,800
Elvis Presley.

1784
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,800
Oh, sorry.

1785
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,800
That's where number nine came from.

1786
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,800
The sexy, blonde, half-borg.

1787
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,800
Oh, yeah.

1788
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,800
I remember.

1789
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaking of, have you watched Picard?

1790
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:02,800
Yep.

1791
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,800
What?

1792
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,800
There's two new Star Trek series out.

1793
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:12,800
One called Discovery, and the one that just came out, there's only one season in, it's

1794
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,800
called Picard.

1795
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:18,800
So he's retired, and he's like 98 years old, so he's really old.

1796
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:23,800
And it has to do with him doing some kind of mission.

1797
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,800
So number nine is in that as well.

1798
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,800
I saw an interview, no?

1799
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:35,800
I saw a headline for an interview where the sole reason for him making that show was because

1800
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:40,800
he was motivated to be anti-Trump.

1801
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:45,800
So apparently that show has all sorts of liberal left-leaning...

1802
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,800
I don't know.

1803
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:47,800
Look it up.

1804
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,800
Because he said the reason why he made the show is because he was motivated by his hatred

1805
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,800
of Trump.

1806
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,800
He's British.

1807
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,800
I know.

1808
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:56,800
Go figure.

1809
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,800
I watched it.

1810
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,800
I don't know if I picked anything up.

1811
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,800
Put in Picard... No, put in... What's his real name?

1812
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,800
What's his real name?

1813
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:08,800
Sir something.

1814
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:09,800
Patrick Stewart.

1815
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,800
There we go.

1816
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:11,800
Talks Donald Trump.

1817
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:17,800
I don't really give a shit what he says about that.

1818
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,800
I know.

1819
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:19,800
You know what?

1820
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:23,800
I wanted that to be... I don't want to get political tonight necessarily, but I wanted

1821
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,800
that to be... They need to keep their ass shut.

1822
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:28,800
Okay.

1823
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,800
All right.

1824
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,800
Let's just go there for a second.

1825
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:36,800
So I don't want to get into this habit where I'm refusing to watch this or read this or

1826
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:42,800
something, something, something because of that artist's political beliefs.

1827
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:48,800
Now, whether they decided to spew that shit online on their social media or not, I kind

1828
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,800
of don't... Like right now, Robert De Niro, I won't watch a Robert De Niro movie.

1829
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,800
No.

1830
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:54,800
I won't do it.

1831
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:55,800
He's over the top.

1832
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,800
I mean, he's like the biggest... Let me just say, he's the biggest fucking ignorant...

1833
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,800
I'm going to punch him in the face.

1834
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,800
Oh, he's the biggest ignorant fucking prick and he thinks he's... What kills me is he

1835
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,800
thinks he's a tough guy.

1836
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:09,800
He literally thinks he's like the people that he portrays in his movies.

1837
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,800
He's not.

1838
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,800
I was like, dude, you're an old fuck who's an actor.

1839
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Shut the fuck up.

1840
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,800
He's like five six.

1841
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Sorry, I'm going on a rant now.

1842
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,800
Eat your vanilla pudding, can't... Get the fuck out of here.

1843
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,800
Seriously, I'm like shut the... Anyway.

1844
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:27,800
Okay, so, but at the same time, I mean, I'm actually not a huge Robert De Niro fan, but

1845
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,800
the heat, the movie Heat with him and Pacino, one of my favorites.

1846
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,800
Right.

1847
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:33,800
But the broader...

1848
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,800
Hold on, back up.

1849
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,800
But hold on.

1850
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,800
That movie, The Heat, they have that scene.

1851
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,800
It's like a 15 minute gunfight.

1852
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:41,800
Oh yeah.

1853
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:42,800
The bank robbery?

1854
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,800
Yeah.

1855
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:44,800
That was...

1856
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:45,800
The fantastic movie.

1857
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,800
That was probably one of the best gunfights I've seen in any movie.

1858
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:48,800
In the streets.

1859
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,800
Where he...

1860
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:50,800
It was insane.

1861
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,800
It was just...

1862
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:52,800
To get out of the bank, it was insane.

1863
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,800
Guys, the cast of that movie is Val Kilner and the dude from Saving Private Ryan, the...

1864
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,800
Tom Hanks.

1865
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:04,800
No, the first lieutenant guy who's badass, who was a major druggy, and he tried to make

1866
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,800
a comeback.

1867
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,800
Oh, I know who you're talking about.

1868
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:07,800
Yeah.

1869
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:08,800
Yes, that guy's badass.

1870
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,800
Anyway, it's an amazing cast, and it's an amazing movie.

1871
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,800
That's Amy... Who's the...

1872
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:14,800
Polar.

1873
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:15,800
Ashley Judd.

1874
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:16,800
Ashley Judd.

1875
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,800
Huh?

1876
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,800
Ashley Judd is Val Kilner's wife in that movie.

1877
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,800
No.

1878
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,800
Oh yeah.

1879
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:23,800
Yeah.

1880
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:24,800
Oh, it's a fantastic movie.

1881
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,800
I may have to revisit that.

1882
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:26,800
It's long, it's long, but it's so good.

1883
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,800
It is, but I have to watch Robert De Niro, who's... He's just insufferable, but...

1884
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,800
Look, he's a good actor.

1885
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,800
Is he?

1886
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,800
He plays the same character every fricking movie.

1887
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,440
I enjoy the movie.

1888
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,800
With the exception of Meet the Fockers, but yes.

1889
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,800
Well, it's like Al Pacino.

1890
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:40,800
He's the same way.

1891
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:41,800
Yeah.

1892
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,800
Have you ever seen... Have you ever seen the scent of a woman?

1893
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,800
Yes.

1894
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:46,800
Wow.

1895
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:47,800
Really good.

1896
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:48,800
Yeah, I've seen that.

1897
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,800
That's really, really good.

1898
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:53,800
And another one that you may not know about, he's a rocker...

1899
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:54,800
Scarface.

1900
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:55,800
No.

1901
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,800
Well, yes, but no.

1902
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:05,800
He's a rocker that had a kid and... Oh, wow, I'm doing a horrible job.

1903
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,800
Can you, Mr. Producer, look up...

1904
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,800
Rocker who had a kid.

1905
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:10,800
No.

1906
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:11,800
That narrow is dead.

1907
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,800
Look up Al Pacino...

1908
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:13,800
Rocker kid.

1909
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,800
Al Pacino filmography from IMDB.

1910
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,800
How old is this?

1911
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:19,800
Oh, it's recent.

1912
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,800
It's one of his recent movies, and it's really good.

1913
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,800
Yeah.

1914
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,800
Not a big Al Pacino fan.

1915
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,800
I know, but I'm just saying.

1916
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:28,800
He was the Godfather.

1917
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,800
All right, let's see here.

1918
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:30,800
King Lear?

1919
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:31,800
No.

1920
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:32,800
The Humbling?

1921
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:33,800
Hold on, I can't see that.

1922
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,800
Solomon?

1923
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,800
Oh, Danny Collins.

1924
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:36,800
Phil Spector.

1925
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:37,800
Worth watching.

1926
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:38,800
The Hungman.

1927
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:39,800
Write that down.

1928
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:40,800
Danny Collins is worth watching.

1929
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,800
The Pirates of Somalia?

1930
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:42,800
Good movie.

1931
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:43,800
Hold on, where is it at?

1932
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:44,800
What's Manglehorn?

1933
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:45,800
Okay.

1934
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:46,800
You guys are losing focus.

1935
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,800
Can we get back to my original point, which is...

1936
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,800
What is the... Where's the movie?

1937
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:50,800
Danny Collins.

1938
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,800
What's Manglehorn?

1939
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:52,800
Where's that at?

1940
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:53,800
Right there.

1941
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800
All right, click on it.

1942
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:55,800
Never heard of it.

1943
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,800
I know.

1944
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,800
It's really good.

1945
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,800
No, it's not.

1946
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,800
Yeah, it is.

1947
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:00,800
It's only got one star.

1948
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:01,800
Look at that.

1949
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:02,800
Yeah.

1950
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:03,800
7-0 on IMDB.

1951
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,800
You know how high that is?

1952
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:05,800
On a scale of 1 to 20.

1953
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,800
No, no.

1954
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:07,800
Any movie that reaches 7-plus is excellent.

1955
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,800
No.

1956
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,800
Unless it's an artsy-fartsy film, and F those stupid people.

1957
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:12,800
What did Cuties get?

1958
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,800
10.

1959
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:14,800
Have you heard about that one?

1960
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,800
Look at that.

1961
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:16,800
Hold on, Jennifer Garner plays on it.

1962
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:17,800
She's one of my favorites.

1963
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:18,800
Oh, she's... She's so beautiful.

1964
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,800
She is.

1965
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,800
And she's so down-to-earth and cool.

1966
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,800
Did you guys watch...

1967
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,800
I hate that she loves Biden.

1968
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,800
No.

1969
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:24,800
They all do.

1970
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,800
I know.

1971
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:26,800
They all do.

1972
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:27,800
But she's not obnoxious about it, although she hosted all these fundraisers for him and

1973
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:28,800
all that kind of stuff.

1974
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:40,020
But she wasn't like a total dirtbag, like a

1975
01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:43,020
total dirtbag, like De Niro.

1976
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:45,440
Anyway, can I get back to my original point?

1977
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,440
About Christmas?

1978
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,440
Patrick...

1979
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:48,440
No.

1980
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,440
Patrick Stewart?

1981
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,440
No.

1982
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,560
Two... I don't want... Here's the thing.

1983
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:57,640
I don't want to go back and rewrite the history of the things that I enjoyed watching and

1984
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:02,760
actors I enjoyed and favorite this and favorite that, because now they're dirtbags who are

1985
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,720
spewing their political shit in my face.

1986
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,720
I don't want to do that.

1987
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:06,720
Well...

1988
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,720
So I want to...

1989
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,720
But at the same time, you don't want to fund them.

1990
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:10,720
Well...

1991
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:11,720
Fuck it.

1992
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,720
I'm not going to make a difference.

1993
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:13,720
Well, I like the Grinch.

1994
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,720
I like the cartoon.

1995
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:15,720
I like the Jim Carrey version.

1996
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:16,720
Right.

1997
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:17,720
There we go.

1998
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:18,720
Jim Carrey.

1999
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:19,720
That's another person you could say, oh, I'm never watching him again.

2000
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:20,720
But you know what?

2001
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,720
I don't want to go there.

2002
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:22,720
You got to set some safeguards up.

2003
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:23,720
You got to separate.

2004
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:24,720
You got to compartmentalize.

2005
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:25,720
Well, there are.

2006
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:29,560
There are certain people like De Niro where I'm done with him.

2007
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,560
Yeah.

2008
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,200
Moving forward, we're not going to watch any of his future stuff.

2009
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,440
To me, he's over the top, but Jim Carrey should be over the top.

2010
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,320
Look at his artwork and his...

2011
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,160
Who's the redhead comedian who was just a buffoon?

2012
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,160
The girl?

2013
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,160
Kathy Griffin.

2014
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,160
Yeah.

2015
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:45,160
Who held up the headless...

2016
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,160
Like her.

2017
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:47,160
Oh, and she learned her lesson.

2018
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,160
She did it again.

2019
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,160
Really?

2020
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:50,160
Yeah.

2021
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:54,440
Held up a headless after Biden was declared president-elect, she did it again.

2022
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,000
Like, wow, you really learned your lesson.

2023
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Did she get a bunch of shit?

2024
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000
She's just looking for money.

2025
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000
She's just a fucking idiot.

2026
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Oh, look at her.

2027
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
She got the fucking carrot top's head.

2028
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I mean, she's a carrot top.

2029
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:09,600
And she was lamenting about how it destroyed her career when she was just being a comedian

2030
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,840
and held up Trump's headless body or headless head or bodyless head.

2031
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:16,360
Unfortunately, there's a lot of people that do things like that.

2032
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,360
They hold all these senators up that are blackface back in the fucking 80s where it was acceptable

2033
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,840
and it's not a big deal.

2034
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,840
The whole thing's stupid.

2035
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,840
Yeah.

2036
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,840
All right, we're not going to get into that, though.

2037
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:26,840
Well, it's hypocrisy.

2038
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:27,840
Yeah, I don't want to get into that.

2039
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,320
So what do you guys think?

2040
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:33,680
Can we compartmentalize and not make it personal?

2041
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,640
When they put their political beliefs don't line up.

2042
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:37,160
When it comes to Christmas ones, I can.

2043
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:38,920
I mean, I can push it.

2044
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,880
I'm not going to go out and watch the next Robert De Niro movie.

2045
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,080
I'm not going to go out and watch.

2046
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:48,040
I'm not going to contribute to any of them anymore.

2047
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,040
I'm not.

2048
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,040
So then you're not compartmentalizing.

2049
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,040
I'm boycotting.

2050
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,040
No, no, no.

2051
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:53,960
Moving forward with their new stuff.

2052
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:56,280
So Bob De Niro is out for me.

2053
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:57,280
Out, out, out.

2054
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,280
Yeah, 100% out.

2055
01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,680
Now, if you tell me that...

2056
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,320
And Shelley looked at me like I was crazy.

2057
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,040
I was like, oh, you want to watch the new...

2058
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,040
What's the Irishman?

2059
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,040
No.

2060
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,040
Irishman, all the hype about Irishman.

2061
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:08,040
I was like, no, I'm out.

2062
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,040
No, fuck it.

2063
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:10,040
And she looked at me like, why?

2064
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:12,360
I was like, I will not watch a Robert De Niro movie.

2065
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:14,800
And she's like, oh my God.

2066
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,800
There is, but...

2067
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,800
And the same thing about Tom Cruise.

2068
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:19,800
I don't mind Tom Cruise.

2069
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:20,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2070
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:21,800
What's wrong with Tom Cruise?

2071
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:22,800
He's a jackass.

2072
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,800
He's a jackass.

2073
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,800
My wife is the same way.

2074
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,600
Okay, he's weird, but I have not heard one political thing out of his mouth.

2075
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,600
No, it has to do with his...

2076
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,600
Okay.

2077
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,600
But what's the horror?

2078
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,600
Oh, wow.

2079
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:34,600
Time out.

2080
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:39,880
Everybody has their right to their religious belief and their faith.

2081
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,440
He doesn't throw it in anybody's face.

2082
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,440
He did.

2083
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:44,440
Yes, it is.

2084
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,440
He did.

2085
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,440
When?

2086
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,440
When he was on Oprah.

2087
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,440
He was going through interviews.

2088
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,440
Go ask my wife.

2089
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,440
Okay, time out.

2090
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,080
He was jumping around on the couch like a fool because he was in love with whatever that

2091
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,080
girl's name was.

2092
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:55,080
It had to do with that.

2093
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:58,440
It had to do with depression.

2094
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,440
Taking pills.

2095
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,440
Okay.

2096
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:01,440
It was with Brooke Shields.

2097
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,440
The interview...

2098
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:03,440
He was dogging her.

2099
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,440
He took...

2100
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:09,120
Okay, what he was trying to say was there's another way to approach depression other than

2101
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,120
men.

2102
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,840
Scientology is not just that, but they're talking about having babies without taking

2103
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,640
any kind of medicines whatsoever.

2104
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,720
They're talking about, hey, my kid's going to die.

2105
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,880
We're not going to take any medicine.

2106
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:21,880
He's fucking retarded.

2107
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:25,840
Okay, fine, but he's not dogging other people's beliefs.

2108
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,960
He's simply espousing his own.

2109
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,440
I don't have an issue with that.

2110
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:30,440
I don't.

2111
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,440
I know.

2112
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:32,440
My wife...

2113
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:33,440
Again, it's just my opinion.

2114
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,440
Tom Cruise has never bothered me.

2115
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,440
I'm not going to watch Tom Cruise.

2116
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:36,440
I'm not going to watch De Niro.

2117
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:37,440
Fuck them both.

2118
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,440
In fact, fuck a whole bunch.

2119
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:39,440
There's a whole list of them.

2120
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:40,440
Wow.

2121
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:41,440
Okay.

2122
01:08:41,440 --> 01:08:42,440
My wife is...

2123
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:43,800
I'm not going to dwell on it, but the fact that you put Tom Cruise and Robert De Niro

2124
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,680
in the same category is mind blowing to me.

2125
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:50,520
I'm not saying they're in the same hierarchy, but I'm just saying they're in the same category.

2126
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,360
That's mind blowing to me.

2127
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,680
He's nowhere near as offensive as Robert De Niro.

2128
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,480
Let me go get my wife.

2129
01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:58,560
He was the starter.

2130
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:03,640
So your wife can't stand Tom Cruise because of his comments about what a woman should...

2131
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,000
About postpartum and depression.

2132
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000
I get it.

2133
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000
I get it.

2134
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000
Okay.

2135
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000
She's like, I won't ever watch a movie.

2136
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000
And she hasn't.

2137
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000
That was what, 15 years ago?

2138
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Do you know how many movies you're missing out on?

2139
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
Good ones.

2140
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,000
I told him.

2141
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,000
I watched Oblivion the other night.

2142
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,000
No.

2143
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,000
I still watch his stuff.

2144
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,000
I still watch his stuff.

2145
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,800
Hey, and look, I'll selfishly watch a movie too here and there.

2146
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:24,800
Hey, look.

2147
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:25,800
Hold on.

2148
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:28,080
Have you seen Oblivion?

2149
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:31,600
I won't watch them unless I steal it.

2150
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,600
It's good.

2151
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:33,600
Wow.

2152
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:37,600
What was your address and phone number?

2153
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:38,600
Molecular.

2154
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:39,600
You have to.

2155
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,600
And things to say.

2156
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:41,600
Yeah.

2157
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:47,440
I still watch the Tom Cruise, but she won't watch the Mission of Possibles.

2158
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:48,440
She won't watch any of that stuff.

2159
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:50,440
Oblivion is amazing.

2160
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:51,440
What is Oblivion about?

2161
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:52,440
Oh my God.

2162
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:53,440
It's so good.

2163
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,440
You need to watch it.

2164
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,680
I actually don't want to tell you anything about it.

2165
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,640
I watched it having no idea what it was about.

2166
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:58,640
Is it a space movie?

2167
01:09:58,640 --> 01:09:59,640
It's a science fiction.

2168
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:00,640
Oh, definitely a science fiction.

2169
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,640
It's very, very good.

2170
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,640
Oh, it is.

2171
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,960
Is this where he's in a time loop?

2172
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:05,960
I actually would give it.

2173
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:06,960
No.

2174
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:07,960
No, that's even better.

2175
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,960
That's Edge of Tomorrow.

2176
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:09,960
They're making a second one of those.

2177
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:10,960
No.

2178
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:11,960
Dude.

2179
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,960
That was a crazy ass movie, man.

2180
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,400
Those two movies probably rank in my top 10.

2181
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,400
Yeah, they're good.

2182
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,400
They're fantastic.

2183
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,400
Hey, look.

2184
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,400
They're both A plus movies.

2185
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,400
It's not Tom.

2186
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,400
I mean, he does.

2187
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,400
Look, all right.

2188
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,400
Look, he's a good actor.

2189
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,400
Here you go.

2190
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,400
I'll eat it.

2191
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,400
I'll eat it.

2192
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,400
I'll eat it.

2193
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:29,400
Okay.

2194
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,400
I'm just saying.

2195
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:31,400
Welcome home.

2196
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,080
I don't respect his perspective on life.

2197
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,080
I totally get that.

2198
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,080
Correct.

2199
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,080
I'm okay with that.

2200
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,080
And I won't promote.

2201
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:41,320
He had an opinion that a lot of people don't agree with, right?

2202
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,840
But he wasn't trying to insu...

2203
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,120
Well, Brooke Shields took it as an insult.

2204
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:46,760
I think he insulted a lot of people.

2205
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,800
I think he did.

2206
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,880
And I haven't heard him say anything of the such since then.

2207
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:53,880
He probably learned his lesson.

2208
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:54,880
I think he learned his lesson.

2209
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:55,880
I think he learned his lesson.

2210
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:56,880
I think you're right.

2211
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,160
I think Robert De Niro learned his lesson.

2212
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,960
I think he only once and done, right?

2213
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:05,240
Oh, he's out there spewing shit out, being invited on CNN like every fucking week.

2214
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,520
And he's saying the same stupid shit.

2215
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,080
Like he's some sort of talk show host.

2216
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:12,720
No, like he's the head of some mafia something or other.

2217
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:13,720
Go away.

2218
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,720
I take him outside and I go fuck him up.

2219
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:16,720
I go punch him in the face.

2220
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,720
He has no idea what he's talking about.

2221
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:18,720
You going to deal with me?

2222
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,720
You got a piece of me?

2223
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,720
You, you, you.

2224
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:26,200
Me and my buddy Joe Pesci over here are going to go out back with him.

2225
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,480
What the fuck up?

2226
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:28,480
Really?

2227
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,480
Go away.

2228
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,720
Go sit in your mansion with your millions and billions of dollars and shut the fuck up.

2229
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,000
I think he's played too many of those roles and it's gone to his head.

2230
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,760
He honestly thinks he's some sort of badass bad boy.

2231
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,800
Like it's unbelievable to me.

2232
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:40,800
Unbelievable.

2233
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,720
What is he going to do when Trump won?

2234
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:47,480
You know, didn't you just hear that Texas is suing all these states and this is going

2235
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:48,800
to be hitting the Supreme Court?

2236
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:49,800
Yeah.

2237
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,960
So I just, I just saw something about it, by the way.

2238
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,680
Did that get denied?

2239
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,320
Eight, eight other states have joined Texas.

2240
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,320
Really?

2241
01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,320
Really?

2242
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,320
Okay.

2243
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:02,280
Now here's the interesting thing about this.

2244
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,600
Now it could be as easily squashed.

2245
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:05,600
Well, okay.

2246
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,200
Maybe I should tell it for the viewers.

2247
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:16,320
So Texas has filed a lawsuit against Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, and

2248
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:25,920
Wisconsin because those states allowed voting or created or changed voting rules and procedures

2249
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:30,000
that bypassed the state legislatures of those states.

2250
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,520
They didn't follow the rules.

2251
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:32,520
They didn't follow the constitution.

2252
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:37,840
The constitution of the United States of America says that any changes to voting, blah, blah,

2253
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:41,080
blah, blah, blah, has to be approved by state legislatures.

2254
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,720
They completely circumvented the state legislatures.

2255
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:47,760
So from a legal perspective, very black and white.

2256
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:55,160
So any, in theory, any votes that were, that were, you know, that fall under the umbrella

2257
01:12:55,160 --> 01:13:01,280
of what these rules are, rules or procedures are, in theory should be invalidated.

2258
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:05,920
So what is, what is latching when they say, because the Pennsylvania, they're trying to

2259
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:11,240
work this up to the Supreme Court and when they got over the, well, Superior Court, Supreme

2260
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:16,240
Court, State Supreme Court, not the Supreme Court, they said, well, we're latching this

2261
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:18,440
and you can no longer bring this up.

2262
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:19,440
I don't know.

2263
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:21,640
I have seen that multiple times in news articles.

2264
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,260
I don't know what latching is.

2265
01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:24,440
Maybe our producer could.

2266
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,840
So there's, but it was interesting because they're kind of like, yeah, we're going to

2267
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,000
latch this and you know, this is squash.

2268
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,480
You can no longer bring this up.

2269
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,800
So you can't pursue this.

2270
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,800
Who was saying that?

2271
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:37,560
The Supreme Court in Pennsylvania, because they brought up this and this is what, this

2272
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,960
is what sparked the Texas.

2273
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,040
I think, I think it's actually spelled with no T.

2274
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:44,520
Gerrind or present participle.

2275
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:49,680
No, I think it's, I think that's the way it's spelled.

2276
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:50,680
Maybe I'm wrong.

2277
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:54,120
Gerrind or fasten with a latch.

2278
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,600
She latched the door carefully.

2279
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:56,600
That's it.

2280
01:13:56,600 --> 01:13:57,600
You nailed it.

2281
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,600
Yes.

2282
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:02,800
No, put in, put in latching with a T in politics.

2283
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:03,800
Yeah, that's good.

2284
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:04,800
That's good.

2285
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:05,800
Nice.

2286
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,800
Okay.

2287
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,800
That got us nowhere.

2288
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:16,160
You lay hold with or as if with the hands or arms to latch someone else on or onto clothes.

2289
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,160
The word is closed.

2290
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,160
Don't latch me.

2291
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:19,160
No, the word is closed.

2292
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:24,960
It says right there or the like closed, consistent, you know, closed.

2293
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,640
The context still doesn't make sense.

2294
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:29,440
Anyway, so here's the problem guys.

2295
01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:32,400
It's from a black and white legal perspective.

2296
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,600
It seems pretty clear cut.

2297
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:39,640
They clearly circumvented the rules of their state legislatures and bypassed them with

2298
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,480
executive order, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

2299
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:42,680
But here's the problem.

2300
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:46,240
The Supreme Court can just say, yeah, we're not going to take that case.

2301
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,240
That's it.

2302
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,280
It's literally that simple.

2303
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,760
They go, yeah, we're not taking that case.

2304
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:54,360
And look at the reason why they would do that.

2305
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:57,720
It would tear this country apart.

2306
01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,960
No, but that's not a good reason.

2307
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:01,160
That's not a good reason.

2308
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,540
But they're cowards and they're not willing.

2309
01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,120
They're not willing to hold on.

2310
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,120
Hold on.

2311
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,120
I don't think you're giving them enough credit.

2312
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,000
Oh, I put money on it.

2313
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,920
I would put money on it that they're going to be kind of glass half empty right now.

2314
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:13,920
That's not making me very happy.

2315
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:14,920
OK, well, let me keep drinking.

2316
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:19,240
I'm just you know, I want to be positive about this.

2317
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:21,120
I want to.

2318
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,120
I'm excited about it.

2319
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,120
I'm a Trumpian.

2320
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,120
I admit it.

2321
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,120
And and I'm not.

2322
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,120
And look, here's the thing.

2323
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,420
I would accept Biden if he won.

2324
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:31,000
But the fact that I would trade.

2325
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000
We got no choice.

2326
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,200
But here's the thing.

2327
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,440
I think we're all in this.

2328
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:37,880
There are I want the best.

2329
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,040
There are so many hands down.

2330
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:45,640
So many irregularities going on.

2331
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,720
There's so many videos.

2332
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:51,520
There are so many folks that have signed affidavits.

2333
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:55,400
Thousands have stepped up to the plate and said, hey, man, we were kicked out.

2334
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,760
We were Republicans.

2335
01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:02,640
There's video there are like there literally are hundreds and hundreds of signed affidavits.

2336
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,640
Thousands.

2337
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,640
I know it.

2338
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,640
And it's OK.

2339
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:06,640
But it doesn't matter.

2340
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:07,640
It doesn't matter.

2341
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,760
They're just they're just fluffing them off, going up against the deep state.

2342
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,920
Boom, boom, boom.

2343
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:11,920
But that's my point.

2344
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:16,280
I mean, what's the sense of signing an affidavit and holding yourself responsible if you're

2345
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,240
not going to bear any weight?

2346
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:23,440
It's because right now we live in a corrupt.

2347
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,040
It's a corrupt system.

2348
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,040
That's all there is to it.

2349
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,480
So what's the latest on Giuliani?

2350
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:31,000
He's got covid and he's still good though.

2351
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,000
And no symptoms.

2352
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,480
He's still good.

2353
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:35,480
Just like the other 90.

2354
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:36,480
What?

2355
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:37,480
What is the percentage now?

2356
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:42,080
Ninety is it ninety nine point five percent have no symptoms.

2357
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,080
Yes.

2358
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:44,460
I think it's gone up.

2359
01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:48,880
So theoretically, we all could have had covid at this point.

2360
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,800
I'm fairly certain I have had it probably multiple times if you can have it multiple

2361
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:53,800
times.

2362
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:54,800
Are you ready for one?

2363
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,800
Not quite yet.

2364
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:56,800
I don't know, but I'll drink it.

2365
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:57,800
I'll put it back.

2366
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,800
Keep it cold.

2367
01:16:58,800 --> 01:16:59,800
I want mine cold.

2368
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:02,800
It's in the right place.

2369
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,480
It's in Paul's heart.

2370
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,440
Did you hear about the Johns Hopkins?

2371
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:07,800
We're getting into this topic.

2372
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,400
I'll say it will be the last thing I talk about.

2373
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,040
We got nine minutes till halftime.

2374
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:15,800
Did you hear about the Johns Hopkins study?

2375
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:16,800
Johns Hopkins University?

2376
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:17,800
I have not.

2377
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,800
OK.

2378
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:19,800
Hold on.

2379
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:20,800
Hold on.

2380
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:21,800
Did you drop something in your bourbon?

2381
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,800
I put a grape in there.

2382
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:23,800
What the fuck for?

2383
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,800
I want it to absorb the bourbon.

2384
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,520
I'm going to eat it.

2385
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,520
You know it's got a skin, right?

2386
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,520
There's holes on each side.

2387
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,520
I'm hoping that will seep in.

2388
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,520
No, it doesn't work like that.

2389
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,520
OK, hold on.

2390
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,520
Are you trying to make a grape?

2391
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:34,520
You can't infuse it.

2392
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:35,520
Hold on.

2393
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:42,520
Are you trying to make a tomato flavored bourbon or a bourbon flavored tomato, grape tomato?

2394
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:43,520
Neither.

2395
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:44,520
That's a grape.

2396
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:45,520
What are you going with here?

2397
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:46,520
Let me stop you for a second.

2398
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:47,520
Let me share.

2399
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:48,520
Let me share something.

2400
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,520
Sure.

2401
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,520
The year was 1988.

2402
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,520
OK.

2403
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:52,520
Oh, this is good.

2404
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:53,520
Settle in, boys and girls.

2405
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:54,520
1988.

2406
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,520
I just graduated high school.

2407
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:56,520
Hold on.

2408
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,520
It was a cold, dark night.

2409
01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:58,520
No, it was hot.

2410
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:59,520
It was blistering.

2411
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,520
It was a hot, blistering night.

2412
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,520
Sweat was running everywhere in my body.

2413
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:08,520
I was working at a lower valley Tejano nightclub working hard.

2414
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,520
I was a head bartender sweating all day.

2415
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:11,520
Tenderous?

2416
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,520
It was called Tejas nightclub.

2417
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,520
Tejas nightclub.

2418
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:14,520
Time out.

2419
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,520
Why does it have to be Tejas?

2420
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:16,520
Why can't it be just...

2421
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,520
De-aust.

2422
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:18,520
Yes, or that.

2423
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:19,520
OK.

2424
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:20,520
So you were working in a nightclub and...

2425
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,520
I was bartending.

2426
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:24,520
Oh.

2427
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:29,520
I got these guys that come across the border, and they've got a lot of money.

2428
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,520
How did you get all that money?

2429
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:33,520
I like to sell things.

2430
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,520
They coyotes.

2431
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,520
They like to what?

2432
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:36,520
They were drug dealers.

2433
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:37,520
Oh.

2434
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:38,520
And they were large individuals.

2435
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:39,520
Like brand and large?

2436
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:40,520
If not bigger.

2437
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:41,520
Like short and fat or tall and stocky.

2438
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:42,520
Tall and big.

2439
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:43,520
And they were big.

2440
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:44,520
And they were big.

2441
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:45,520
And they were big.

2442
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:46,520
And they were big.

2443
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,520
And they were big.

2444
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:48,520
And they were big.

2445
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:49,520
And they were big.

2446
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:50,520
And they were stocky.

2447
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:51,520
Tall and fat.

2448
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,520
Tall and fat.

2449
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:53,520
They were just large people.

2450
01:18:53,520 --> 01:18:54,520
Like linemen.

2451
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,520
And there was a gaggle.

2452
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:56,520
Large.

2453
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,520
There was probably six of them.

2454
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,520
NFL linemen.

2455
01:18:58,520 --> 01:18:59,520
Yes.

2456
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:03,060
So they were large guys, and they would do drug deals the entire night.

2457
01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:04,520
And no one would stop them.

2458
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,520
No one says a goddamn thing.

2459
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:07,520
Oh, why would you be stupid?

2460
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:08,520
So he comes up to me and he wants a...

2461
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,520
He wants a Sheevas on the rocks.

2462
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:12,520
That was what he was drinking.

2463
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,520
Sheevas.

2464
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:14,520
And he wanted it in a big glass.

2465
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,520
What is Sheevas?

2466
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:16,520
Sheevas regal is a scotch.

2467
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,520
Oh.

2468
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:18,520
Of course it is.

2469
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:19,520
Of course it is.

2470
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,520
Sheevas regal is a scotch.

2471
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,520
Of course it is.

2472
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:22,520
It shows my knowledge of scotches.

2473
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,520
So he...

2474
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:26,520
And so I pour his scotch and he says...

2475
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,520
And I hit him because that's scotch on the rocks.

2476
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,520
I put it in a rocks glass.

2477
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:30,520
He says, what is that?

2478
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,520
And I'm like, it's a Sheevas on the rocks.

2479
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,520
He says, I get mine in a big glass.

2480
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:36,520
He's not approving.

2481
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:37,520
So I take the drink.

2482
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,520
So you say, you'd like a double then, sir.

2483
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:41,520
So I'm like, no, I don't.

2484
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,520
I sheepishly grab the glass.

2485
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,520
You say, my apologies, sir.

2486
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,520
I pour it in there, add a little bit more ice,

2487
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:50,520
and top it off a little bit more.

2488
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:51,520
And I set the glass there.

2489
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:52,520
And he goes...

2490
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,520
And then a cocktail weight just runs up really fast

2491
01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,520
with a little Tom Collins.

2492
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,520
You forgot to put the cherry in here.

2493
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:03,520
And I take the little dispensary.

2494
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:05,520
The little gourmet dish.

2495
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,520
And I grab a cherry out of there,

2496
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,520
and it falls out of my hand.

2497
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:14,520
Right about here in Kerplunk into his Sheevas regal.

2498
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,520
Oh, it wasn't going to his glass.

2499
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,520
It was going to what the bartender wanted.

2500
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,520
Except it didn't make it.

2501
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,520
It landed in his glass.

2502
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,520
And I was just like, you know when your heart sinks

2503
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,520
and you think you might die?

2504
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:28,520
That was at that moment.

2505
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,520
Because he was the leader of the pack.

2506
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,520
He was the one dressed really nice.

2507
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:33,520
And the biggest, fattest guy there.

2508
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:34,520
The big dude.

2509
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:36,520
He says, what is this?

2510
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:37,520
I was like, he says that?

2511
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:38,520
Yeah, what is this?

2512
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:40,520
I was like, that was an accident.

2513
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,520
He says...

2514
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:48,520
He walks away.

2515
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,520
He walks away with his drink.

2516
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:51,520
He drank it.

2517
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,520
He sipped it with the cherry.

2518
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:54,520
He didn't say shit.

2519
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,520
No, he ate the cherry right away.

2520
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,520
And he walks away.

2521
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,520
And he comes back like 20 minutes later.

2522
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,520
And he's like, I'll have another one of those accidents.

2523
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,520
Oh, that's great.

2524
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,520
That should be in a movie.

2525
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:09,520
I'm telling you, it changed my fucking life.

2526
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,520
Because I was like, one of those moments,

2527
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:13,520
I was kind of like, I may die here.

2528
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:14,520
I have no idea.

2529
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,520
That seriously...

2530
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,520
Watching that, seeing that grape in that drink right there,

2531
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:19,520
just boom, blew my mind.

2532
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:21,520
That's what that reminded me of right there.

2533
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:22,520
It made a dick turtle.

2534
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:24,520
It did, man.

2535
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:25,520
That's a great story.

2536
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,520
It scared me.

2537
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,520
It scared me.

2538
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:28,520
That was a life lesson.

2539
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:29,520
Because my parents weren't there.

2540
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:30,520
There was no one there to protect me.

2541
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,520
I just dropped my fucking cherry.

2542
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,520
Right.

2543
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:35,520
Which could symbolize I was calling this dude a pussy.

2544
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:39,520
So the lesson you learned here is every time you bartended

2545
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,520
that point on, when you saw a big, scary-ass guy,

2546
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,520
you dropped a cherry.

2547
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:44,520
No.

2548
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:46,520
So did he pay for any of his drinks?

2549
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,520
Okay, time out.

2550
01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,520
That's not the lesson you learned?

2551
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:51,520
I never tapped him out.

2552
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,520
Someone else tapped him out.

2553
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,520
Because you ran and hide?

2554
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,520
No.

2555
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:58,520
I mean, I never tapped him out.

2556
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,520
Meaning someone else took care of his tab.

2557
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:04,520
So I wrote it on a little ticket.

2558
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,520
Who was the big narco guy from Columbia?

2559
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,520
What was his name?

2560
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:10,520
Pablo Escobar.

2561
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:11,520
Pablo.

2562
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:12,520
So it was Pablo Escobar.

2563
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,520
It was Pablo Escobar.

2564
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,520
Because he died.

2565
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,520
When did he die?

2566
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,520
He got shot by that agent on the rooftop.

2567
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:18,520
When, though?

2568
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:19,520
Was it the early 80s?

2569
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:21,520
I'm going to go with 90s.

2570
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:23,520
So it could have been Pablo Escobar.

2571
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,520
I can tell you what he looked like.

2572
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,520
Look up Pablo Escobar.

2573
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:30,520
If I were to see what he looks like, I could confirm that it was him.

2574
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,520
I wanted to know when he died.

2575
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,520
He was back then.

2576
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:36,520
He could have been in his mid-40s.

2577
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:37,520
He was Pablo Escobar.

2578
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:38,520
Mid-40s.

2579
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,520
Oh, that's him.

2580
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:44,520
That's the guy you dropped the cherry in his drink and he said, I'll have another one of those.

2581
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:45,520
So yeah, it could have been him.

2582
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:49,520
Can you give him a mullet?

2583
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:51,520
And we'll see what he looks like.

2584
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:55,520
That guy was beyond evil, dude.

2585
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,520
See that look on the right?

2586
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,520
He just gave you that look.

2587
01:22:58,520 --> 01:22:59,520
That was the look.

2588
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:01,520
I'm not shitting you.

2589
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,520
That was a very scary moment.

2590
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,520
Yeah.

2591
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,520
Did you shit your pants?

2592
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,520
It was scary working there.

2593
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:10,520
I was the only white boy in the whole place.

2594
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:11,520
Why?

2595
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,520
Because it was a Tejano nightclub.

2596
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:17,520
Oh, well, there you go.

2597
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:21,520
Someone said, I had a friend of a friend said, hey, man, you want to go to the job?

2598
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,520
We need a bar back here.

2599
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,520
All right.

2600
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:25,520
Well, I was a bar back for like a week.

2601
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:28,520
And they were like, dude, all the chicks are hitting on you.

2602
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:30,520
You're a bartender now.

2603
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:31,520
So they made me a bartender.

2604
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,520
They gave me the crash course on how to bartend.

2605
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,520
Wow.

2606
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,520
You were a lep.

2607
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,520
What is that white boy?

2608
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,520
They made him wear a speedo.

2609
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,520
A white boy.

2610
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:44,520
Are we closing in on halftime?

2611
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,520
Three minutes.

2612
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:46,520
Three minutes.

2613
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,520
All right.

2614
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:48,520
We got to fill three minutes.

2615
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:49,520
All right.

2616
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:51,520
Well, that Tejas nightclub was actually kind of interesting because before we get back.

2617
01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:52,520
No.

2618
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:55,520
That Tejas nightclub was kind of interesting because they actually had a billboard sign.

2619
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:56,520
Tejas nightclub.

2620
01:23:56,520 --> 01:23:59,520
Come see Sean Cruz live at Tejas nightclub.

2621
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:00,520
That was you.

2622
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:03,520
I was Sean.

2623
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:04,520
I was Sean.

2624
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:05,520
Oh, my God.

2625
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,520
And because back that was back when cocktails came out the movie.

2626
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,520
So my bosses were like, hey, I'm not.

2627
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,520
You were the feature.

2628
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,520
The feature of this guy.

2629
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:14,520
Yeah.

2630
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:15,520
I'm not.

2631
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,520
I'm not.

2632
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:17,520
I'm not.

2633
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,520
I'm not.

2634
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:19,520
I'm not.

2635
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:20,520
I'm not.

2636
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:21,520
I'm not.

2637
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:22,520
I'm not.

2638
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:23,520
I'm not.

2639
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:24,520
I'm not.

2640
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:25,520
I'm not.

2641
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:26,520
I'm not.

2642
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:27,520
I'm not.

2643
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:28,520
I'm not.

2644
01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:29,520
I'm not.

2645
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,060
So you were the feature of this club.

2646
01:24:31,060 --> 01:24:32,520
Because no, I was one of the features.

2647
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,080
You flipping bottles and shit.

2648
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,080
Yup.

2649
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:37,240
Bullshit I was bounce and fucking shakers off the ground.

2650
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,840
I was they gave me every bottle to flip.

2651
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:42,800
They want me to do doubles singles behind the back.

2652
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,800
Everything Bullshit.

2653
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,880
No, it was the real deal.

2654
01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:47,680
Wow.

2655
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:49,080
It was a real deal.

2656
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:51,980
And you dropped a cherry into Pablo Escobar.

2657
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:54,060
I'll tell you what, there is.

2658
01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:57,800
There's one person that can back this up and his name is dead.

2659
01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:59,200
His name is Kenneth.

2660
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:04,240
his name is Kenneth and he's my hey look he was one of my best friends he was one

2661
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:07,600
best friends through school his name is Kenneth's okay that's what his name is Sean

2662
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:14,920
Cruz. I don't know I don't know whether to believe this or not. He was my roommate and I tell you

2663
01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:19,680
well we were we were in sync when we wanted like a Greyhound or some sort of

2664
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:27,600
drink Greyhound like grapefruit juice so I mean we had this thing where it's like

2665
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:31,320
we you know how you work with someone for so long you sync with them and they

2666
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:36,080
had these type of cocktail glasses that were they were narrow like like like

2667
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:40,080
this but they had a tiny little stem on them and so you could like flip the shit

2668
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:43,760
out of them and just whack them and then I'd fill it with ice and I'd say

2669
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:48,840
grapefruit and my the bar back Ken my roommate he would throw me a can of

2670
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:54,440
grapefruit and I'd be like behind the bag no dude there was a time where I had

2671
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,680
a but it didn't always go perfectly most of the time it did and there was a time

2672
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:04,080
yeah okay let me explain to you time when it didn't go all right it's a cherry

2673
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:08,800
fillet to publish that one went well it was just a scary moment man I'd say one

2674
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:14,000
thing that didn't go very well was this hot chick she comes to the bar you got

2675
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:18,040
you got Angie oh here's what happens she sits at the bar she orders a drink and

2676
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:23,060
she's smoking hot and she's got this fluffy purse got these little hairs on

2677
01:26:23,060 --> 01:26:28,040
it like something dead just you know but it's white like a mink she's got a she

2678
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:31,840
she gets a little cigarettes it's a sound like a box of cigarettes baby seal

2679
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:36,020
she opens up this leather pouch endangered and she was a baby it's like

2680
01:26:36,020 --> 01:26:39,800
pops up and she pulls out a little cigarette and she goes like this with a

2681
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:42,760
little filter thing on the end of it there's no filter stick

2682
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:48,320
stick and she had a gloves on she did have gloves on smoking gloves it was

2683
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:54,800
smoking gloves at a bar yeah so I take a yeah yeah I take that out they would

2684
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:58,320
I take the matchbook you know how you get a little matchbook and you fold you

2685
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:04,940
fold the matchbook over and you pull the the match stick you don't pull it off

2686
01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:10,760
you bend it over and you lay it on top of the strike strip yes okay and you

2687
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:18,000
take your thumb and you cover the match and you snap your fingers and that's

2688
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:22,520
how you lost on the purse and that's how you lost your hair the you know how you

2689
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:27,840
there's a little bar has the lip in the front yes okay yeah so when you take it

2690
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:31,840
you snap it oh no you throw it down at the same time and so it doesn't even

2691
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:36,720
ignite because it happened so fast until it gets there so you can get about five

2692
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:39,760
feet yeah and that's exactly where I was I was like here you go into her purse

2693
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:49,520
and so was like and her purse was like it like went up like a rummink candle for

2694
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:54,480
real I had to pay her 100 bucks for that purse was she horrified if she think it's

2695
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:58,720
funny I mean what she did think it was funny she laughed okay she's like this

2696
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:03,640
is the biggest idiot I've ever seen in my life let's go do it it really it

2697
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:07,760
really burned that oh it was like acetate it was crazy

2698
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:11,520
so you you took you took it and did what you doused it with water I mean with

2699
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:17,360
like oh yeah well right below her was a triple sink right yeah so I just like

2700
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:22,280
grabbed it shunk dipped it really quick and burn half of it first off there's a

2701
01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:27,080
bunch of shit in there that doesn't want to get why didn't I doused the fire I

2702
01:28:27,080 --> 01:28:31,680
didn't I didn't saturate the purse oh you didn't does the purse now in a I

2703
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:35,280
didn't I dumped it it was in a triple sink you know the little wash of the

2704
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:38,760
glass things yeah but then a ton of water got inside well you got it I was

2705
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:43,880
I grabbed it and tossed it down it floated and I pulled it right back

2706
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:48,400
nothing inside there the purse was was wet her spare smoking gloves got but I

2707
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:53,880
just it was a moment unbelievable it was so funny

2708
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:57,640
number that sounds like no I didn't get her number that sounds like a Robert

2709
01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:02,160
De Niro movie I'll tell you what this is not gonna do all the you know I ended up

2710
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:05,840
I had a pair I pay for the purse so I just pulled out of the tip jar here you

2711
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:11,960
go wow I tell you kind of that that is a great way to go into our intermission

2712
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:17,480
yeah I think so Wow I can't top that in all my bartending days well we need to

2713
01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:20,960
go back to that story you were talking about when we come back I don't even

2714
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:27,880
remember what was it oh me getting upset about actors

2715
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:32,760
like that let's move on I'm over it all right we're gonna take a break we're

2716
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:59,800
gonna take a break we'll be right back

2717
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:04,940
you