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What, I won't be rushed?

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I won't be rushed.

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They were trying to rush me and putting on my headset.

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And I will not be rushed.

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I'm going to put my headset on at the exact cadence that I want to put my headset on.

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He wasn't rushing you.

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He just simply said, we're not going to start it until your fucking headset's on.

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I know I'm jumping into a story, but we went to, we would go to lunch and work coworkers

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and there'd be like four or five of us.

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And there was one guy, and you know him, there was one guy, we'd all eat.

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You know, people eat at a normal pace.

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And there was one guy that was like, ate crazy slow.

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And everybody just kind of sat around waiting for him.

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And he was like all obstinate.

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He was like, I'm still eating my food.

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I'm not leaving.

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We all, we all drove together.

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Right?

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This is a work.

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We left work, go eat, come back.

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And he was like, and then we all just stand around waiting for him.

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And you know who that person is?

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Probably Barry.

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No, no.

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It's another, uh, Astro turpansy.

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Uh, beavers?

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Nope.

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Jerry?

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Nope.

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Ballard?

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Nope.

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Who is it?

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David?

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Yes.

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David Bain?

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Yes.

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He was the one that would sit there and go, you're not going to rush me.

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You don't know me.

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I don't feel pressured.

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I will not.

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I'm not going to eat this French fry any faster.

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I will vomit.

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I will enjoy every ounce of fats that I put in my mouth.

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Oh, people are funny.

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I love him.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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Second half.

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Well, with the second half, it's a, it's the second half of the June 10th show.

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It is the Juneteenth shows.

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Don't you?

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Oh my God.

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Don't trigger me.

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Don't trigger me.

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Don't trigger me.

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Oh boy.

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Me know to subscribe to Juneteenth.

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Yes.

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Fuck that.

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Fuck that.

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I can tell us a piece of shit.

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Cock.

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Fuck.

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It's dudes.

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I guess I'm Sean.

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I'm Paul and I'm Jeff.

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We can tell us the second half already.

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It is.

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We're a little bitter, a little saucy, a little happy.

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I'm a little bit of a belly, no less.

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Oh, that's right.

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Cause you're fasting.

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I am fasting and walk me through why I'm fasting.

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To lose weight.

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Uh, it is absolutely to lose weight.

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So it was to connect astrologically to, to the beans that you, you know, with.

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Well I didn't say beads.

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Oh, sorry.

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I like to resonate with my anal beads, you know, nice.

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What the hell?

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No, I'm fat.

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I'm fat.

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So I'm trying to lose weight and I think I've been pretty successful with dropping some

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poundage over the last couple of months and all I've really done is, which is a lot actually

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is fast on Mondays and, uh, and then it kind of.

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Sets the, uh, it sets.

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Yeah.

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It's shrinks the stomach and sets the tone for the rest of the week, so to speak.

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Meaning I, I made a sacrifice on Monday that sucked.

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I'm going to make it worth it by controlling how much I eat and what I eat for the rest

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of the week.

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Yeah.

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I like that.

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It's working.

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I think that's great.

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And I'll tell you what, uh, the last week when I did it, I hit a new low and I hope to supersede

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that new low tomorrow.

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That's fantastic.

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We'll see what happens.

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Very good.

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You know, there's a lot of things that cut out to this, like the condiments, the, the

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mustards, the catch-ups, the relishes, uh, anything extra ranches, any kind of dressing

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that doesn't have much to it.

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Yeah.

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I think I've got rosacea in the mustard grain or the effects that.

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So I don't really, I've never heard that.

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Where's your rosacea is like someplace we can't see on my cheeks.

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It's not on your foot.

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I've seen it on your cheeks before.

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The mustard causes that.

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Correct.

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Well must yes.

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Like a large grain German mustard or yeah.

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All of us.

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And let me tell you, that is a huge sacrifice for me because I love mustard because I grew

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up in Germany.

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I love the spicy German.

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No, I did not say that.

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You said that multiple times.

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Cause we were talking about Coca-Cola.

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I'm talking about Dr. Pepper.

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You jackass.

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The irony is I'm the one that's German here.

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You're Irish.

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Well, you both are technically.

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Are you German?

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I am German and English.

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I'm like major German.

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Yeah.

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You're a major.

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Both sides were German.

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Yeah.

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I have a German name and my dad's name, very English.

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Rothschild.

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If you say it like that, it can sound like any nationality you want.

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This is true.

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Yes.

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Mongolian.

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You can say, wow, that was German.

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So back to the fasting.

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It's working and you know, I could talk about some of the other stuff I want to drop off

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too.

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Like I want to stop taking like my blood pressure medicine.

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I'll tell you one thing I did and I'm excited about it.

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It's coming up.

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I may have mentioned the last podcast, but not the one today, but I bought a trampoline.

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Like a full size trampoline to do like sub-results on with one of those jazz or size trampolines.

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No, it's like with the one with the 15 foot fence around it.

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That's what I mean.

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Yes.

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And you can like triple, do a triple lending.

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Yes.

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Was it one of those aerobics, jazz or size?

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Good Lord.

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It's not get one of those.

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I did.

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It's a, it's a.

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Is it a tarred when you do this?

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I wear onesie.

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He does.

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So it's a snap crotch.

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It's a, it's a Bella don't tear Bella don't something like that.

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I forget the name of it, but it's made in Germany.

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So gay, whatever dude.

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It's you know what?

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So I was a June, I was in a, I wore a, I wore it.

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I went to around it like that one does.

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So no, it's so it's a basic, it's, it's like an octagon.

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It's four foot in diameter and that's basically it.

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What do you do with it?

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It's your time out.

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You jump on it.

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So look, look, look, look, look, look.

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So I, I was, I met a person and they shared with me that they were like, look, I used

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to weigh 300 pounds.

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I now weigh 190.

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And the only thing that I've done was control my diet and jump on this trampoline for control.

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Control the diet.

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It's the biggest thing.

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Yeah.

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It jump on the trampoline for 15 minutes.

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I think it's just as big.

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If not bigger, you could have walked.

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No, no, it's different.

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It's different.

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It's different.

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So it's still different.

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So the, the, it's, it's all no, here's the thing.

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If you eat your meals while on the trampoline, you don't really eat it all.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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So you end up starving and there's weight.

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There are, there are studies of people that do the trampoline and they, uh, their kids

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are stronger and they're, they just, it gets your body in tune with it.

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I mean, telling you it, it's, I don't know, cause I haven't done it yet, but I've, I've

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read about it and there's that Dr. Barbara O'Neill, she was talking about it.

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She was like, you know, some of the best exercise is being on a trampoline.

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What I just do jumping jacks.

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I guess it's possible, but it's, it's worse on your knees.

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You are not being supportive at all.

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Well, that's all right.

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I've done that solo trampoline yet.

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That's all right.

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But the, but the thing is, is that it's, it's supposed to be easy on your knees.

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I see that.

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I see it to be easier on the joints.

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Yeah, for sure.

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For, for older people like us, cause we are in that category.

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I just see it being a, it could be like the treadmill that you never use.

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No, not, well, no, not a gimmick, but a, well, maybe, but more, uh, how athletic are you?

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Are you going to be able to control yourself kind of a thing?

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Oh, what do you mean?

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Like falling off of it?

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Like you just go boing and just being able to control yourself.

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So the next time we see you, you're going to be like, in a cast, in a full body cast.

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And you're like, dude, it was a bad idea.

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So you're the idea of having a small, no, no, no.

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At this age, it kind of starts.

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It doesn't matter because it does.

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But the thing is, is that, and you nailed it because that is right.

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But what I did buy strategically was a rail that goes on it.

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And like the pictures were like that one, the second one there.

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Uh, I may, I may do that.

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You wear that outfit.

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I may wear that.

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Are you going to pose like that?

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I don't think I will on purpose, but I may.

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It's a hot pose.

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I'm not sure you can pull it off, but she can.

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Well, she's wearing like super short shorts.

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My dick would be hanging out.

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That's crazy.

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Just wrap it to the side.

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To be vulgar.

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It's not vulgar.

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It's the helicoptering.

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I'm sorry.

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My penis was that he won't say it.

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That's what he's doing.

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He's jumping in like honey, honey, come look at this.

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No, bring a carrot.

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I want to like slice it up.

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No, but look, I'm excited about getting.

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So it was shipped on the, it was, it was from Germany.

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So it's just being shipped from there and look, it was expensive too.

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It was, why is it German trampoline?

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When I just get some American made one, you know, um, because it was highly recommended

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and there's five stars up there for that one.

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Yeah.

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Six sales, 16 over there.

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Anyways, it doesn't matter.

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I bought it.

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It's, it's, it's on its way and I'm looking forward to it.

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How much are we talking about?

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Man, we're close to like 800 bucks.

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Oh, that's 90 bucks right there.

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Why don't you start with the $90?

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Hold on.

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You got, you got the professional.

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Yeah.

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Those $90 ones don't work for fat asses like us.

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Okay.

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Well they bought them out.

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We were literally just be standing on it.

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We touched the ground.

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There's no buoyancy.

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What's you've got to, you're in a wheelchair with two boots on.

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Oh my God.

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He broke his hip.

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I don't know what the deal is.

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And look, it wasn't investment, but the thing is, is that it doesn't matter because I also

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read that you can sell those things and they, they don't lose their value.

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That's nice.

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You know, so there's that.

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So if anything, I can have it for a couple of years and probably lose a couple hundred

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bucks on it.

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What does your wife say about this?

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Um, does she know it's coming?

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She knows it's coming.

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She doesn't know how much I spent on it, but you know, she knows it's coming.

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And in fact, I encourage her cause my bat, my, my wife has, uh, she has poor core strength

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too and she has chronic back issues that make her bed ridden.

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So if anything, she is a bigger proponent for using it than anybody.

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Is she talking about using it?

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Yeah, she had, she did.

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Oh good.

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So you could do together at the same time.

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I don't think that's an option, but like couples trampling, couples trampling, maybe side by

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side, but I'm not dropping another.

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They have competitions for that.

291
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Yeah.

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So they have synchronized trampoline.

293
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Yeah, but couples synchronized even better.

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She jumped up into your arms.

295
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Ooh, that's not hard.

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Right.

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Right.

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This would go so bad.

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Have you seen the footage of these trampolines?

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They have like sat next to a, like a side of the building and they jump up and they jumped

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out of land right back up on the right back up.

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That's what you should get brisco woman crushed it by husband on trampoline.

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I could just see that going well.

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I'm actually looking forward to it because you know, I mean, there are times every day

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I'm getting up and it's just getting worse and worse.

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Paul, you at least get up and you play basketball.

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I hurt my knee.

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So that may be out of the question for a while.

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It's just in general, it's just like I get up and it's just like, you know, yeah, I am

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walking, I am getting my steps in, but at the same time it's just not enough.

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And based on what I was reading with that bar, but dr.

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Barbara O'Neill and just the overall consensus of what trampolines can do.

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Fuck it.

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Hey, whatever man.

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If it works, it works.

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If it doesn't, then I'll get rid of it and I'll try to find something else.

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But you know what?

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I'm not going to end this quest.

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I'm trying to better myself.

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Yes.

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Hey, I applaud that.

322
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I applaud that.

323
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So you also had that like, like a half moon thing that you would stand on and it would

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work on your core.

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What happened?

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It's kind of like a quasi trampoline sort of like thing.

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Yeah.

328
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So, and look, that was a, and I still have it and I still use it once in a while, but

329
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that is I use on my, when I've got my standing desk, my desk that, that will elevate.

330
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But honestly, I haven't raised it in a while.

331
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That's part of the problem.

332
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I need, I need a desk that raises.

333
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Cause when I sit at that desk all day, that's bad for you.

334
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Yeah.

335
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Sit at your desk all day for years and years is bad for you.

336
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So once in a while, I'd say once a week I stand up on it.

337
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But the, the, the, was it to Fuba, tuba, tubo, Fupa, Fupa, Fupa, fat upper fabo, fat upper

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pubic area.

339
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That's what I asked you.

340
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If you had your rotation, you guys didn't hear me.

341
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Rosacea shot is Fupa.

342
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Yeah.

343
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I said Fupa.

344
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This is you guys did not hear me.

345
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It's my peniculum.

346
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You know, it's buried underneath the peniculum.

347
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So it was, it's a semi circle little thing.

348
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You stand on it and your balance is supposed to strengthen up your lower legs.

349
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And it does, and I've, I used it a lot when I first got it, but actually in the last six

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months I kind of, that kind of fell off.

351
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Right.

352
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Just like every other exercise thing.

353
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I bought a rowing machine, used it twice.

354
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I bought a freaking expensive Nordic track bike and it, I hang clothes on it.

355
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I mean, it's just, that's what happens to everybody in America.

356
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They buy expensive equipment and they don't use it.

357
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It does happen, but I, I hope you stick with it.

358
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I pledge that I'm going to make this happen because I are telling you, man, I don't want

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to die sooner than later.

360
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And that's really, really it.

361
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And I want to, we're at that age where it's a, you need to start taking care of yourself.

362
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It's legit.

363
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Cut out, cut out.

364
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I mean, I could say cut out sodas.

365
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I could say cut out candies.

366
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I can say all this shit and cut out, but at the end of the day, I still have a couple

367
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beers a week and I still drink a bourbon's week.

368
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,920
Yeah, but it's diet bourbon and it's diet beer.

369
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Oh, it's good.

370
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It's light beer.

371
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It's just light bourbon and light, light beer.

372
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I don't know about the light bourbon.

373
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This is a pretty heavy one.

374
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Diet bourbon is not.

375
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It's reduced calorie bourbon.

376
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No, they use aspartame in the barrel.

377
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They pour that into the barrel.

378
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That's okay.

379
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As long as you're leaving the garage, right?

380
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600
Yeah, that's that's right.

381
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It can't get too hot cause it'll kill you.

382
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600
Wow.

383
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,440
That's another, that's a bogus thing.

384
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A TikTok conspiracy.

385
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:21,720
Well, it wasn't TikTok cause I'm not on TikTok, but it may have been, but it came from TikTok.

386
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:25,920
Yeah, but because when I was Googling it, the only thing that said that was a TikTok

387
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video.

388
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920
Well, okay.

389
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That one woman.

390
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,920
Yes.

391
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,920
No, but I got it off of Instagram.

392
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:36,640
Isn't it amazing how you can make, you can make one video on TikTok and be some just

393
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random lady talking about diet Coke in her garage and how it made her sick.

394
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,960
I mean, what, what?

395
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:43,960
It didn't make her sick.

396
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,880
Yeah. And so that had millions of hits.

397
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Yeah.

398
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And people believe it.

399
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880
And yeah, it's crazy.

400
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,640
You just got to do your research.

401
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:58,960
The power of fricking Tik Tok or Instagram for somebody just saying some bullshit thing,

402
00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,960
man.

403
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,280
And then, and you, so is this the chick here, the Michelle?

404
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,280
Yeah, that's it.

405
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,280
So yeah, that's it.

406
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,160
That's the same video on Instagram.

407
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160
So it's ticked back.

408
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:12,040
And she was like, don't leave your soda in the garage, your diet soda in the garage.

409
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:16,600
Eating a lot of diet soda might also worsen any gut systems, particularly if you have

410
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,600
a sensitive gut.

411
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,200
Other systems might, okay, I didn't say anything about the garage though.

412
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,560
No, that's something different.

413
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,160
The only thing you'll see that on is Tik Tok.

414
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,160
That one video.

415
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,160
There you go.

416
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,880
But you know, Tik Tok is a fact check, right?

417
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880
It's authentic.

418
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,880
It is.

419
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880
It's real.

420
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,880
There's literally nothing they put on.

421
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,880
She had fancy words.

422
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,400
Besides causing the soda to lose its fizz and flavor exposure to hot temperatures can cause

423
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the cans to burst.

424
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960
That's what I found.

425
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Yeah.

426
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,640
And when the aspartame breaks down, it makes it taste bad.

427
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,800
It will not kill you.

428
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,160
It will not kill you.

429
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,120
No, it certainly can't be good for you.

430
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,640
Or diet drinks in general are bad for you.

431
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,120
Yeah, they're not good for you.

432
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,440
But it's not any worse for you than regular.

433
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,640
But here's my problem with that.

434
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,520
I don't know if that's true.

435
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,520
Here's my problem with that.

436
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It was that you could have a soda that is made at the manufacturer and they stick it

437
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:10,480
in a truck and it's going to get fucking hot because it's got to travel from the place

438
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,560
and get to the grocery store.

439
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,560
So you got you don't have a refrigerator trailer.

440
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,040
I mean, you do, but I'm pretty certain that these aren't refrigerated.

441
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,040
They show up.

442
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,040
They're fucking 120 degrees.

443
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,640
You know, it doesn't happen right away.

444
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640
It takes time.

445
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,640
Yeah.

446
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,720
Well, I mean, it takes, you know, 24 hours to get it from point A to point B weeks for

447
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,040
it to be in hot weather for it to bring your thing.

448
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Store it there.

449
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:37,200
Well, my point is, is that it does get exposed to high heats and we don't really know what

450
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happens.

451
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,920
We don't know what happens with microplastics, you know, but the, they, they sprayed the

452
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inner lining of these cans with that plastic.

453
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,120
We don't know any of this shit, man.

454
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,720
We don't know jack shit.

455
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,600
In fact, you know, it frustrates me because they're kind of like, I start bringing up

456
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stuff and then people like, well, this gives you cancer.

457
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,400
All that shit gives you cancer.

458
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400
All right.

459
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400
Well, I'm not talking about all that stuff.

460
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,400
I'm talking about this.

461
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,400
Okay.

462
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400
Everything gives you cancer.

463
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:02,720
At some point it's, you know, even like, like chickens, you know, they were, they were like

464
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,040
this story, another one story.

465
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,840
I don't know if it's a fake or not, but you know, they're like, someone bought some chicken

466
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:12,960
at a Costco and they get a home and they slice the breast in half and it's layered like it's

467
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,560
been manufactured like fake chicken.

468
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,560
Oh my God.

469
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That's great.

470
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,560
I doubt that.

471
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,700
Well, I saw a picture of it.

472
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So I mean, I don't, I'm not saying, look, I'm just saying, I'm just saying the chicken

473
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in a lab.

474
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,520
I'm just saying, I don't know.

475
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I don't know what's going on.

476
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:32,280
Maybe she actually went to the fake fucking lab area of the, of the Costco.

477
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,200
Does Costco serve fake chicken?

478
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200
No.

479
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,640
You know, you know that shit causes front hole cancer.

480
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640
Yeah.

481
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,640
Guaranteed.

482
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,640
Guaranteed.

483
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It goes straight to the front hole.

484
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,320
Yeah.

485
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I am not a proponent for eating any of the fake fucking meat.

486
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Get the fuck out of there.

487
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:53,360
Are you the one who sent the microplastics are found in semen now?

488
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,360
Did you send that story?

489
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Uh, maybe.

490
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360
I don't know.

491
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I would have.

492
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,400
Do we have to get our semen tested now?

493
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I don't know how they do it.

494
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,800
Do I need to go to Walgreens and give them a sample?

495
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,000
Yeah, there was a picture of like, like white flakes all over stuff.

496
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,480
So I was like, wow, nice picture.

497
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,480
Yeah.

498
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,480
It's a great picture.

499
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,480
Yeah.

500
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,520
You have a little room, a semen semen room.

501
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,520
I don't know.

502
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,520
How do you volunteer for that study?

503
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:21,480
Sir, we want you to drink all these bottles of water and we want you to whack off into

504
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,480
this too.

505
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,480
Please.

506
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:28,320
You already, you know, in college you could get paid for your semen.

507
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I do.

508
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320
You could for blood.

509
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,320
I didn't know about.

510
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,320
Absolutely.

511
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,320
Huge.

512
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,840
I mean, there's people that would give semen.

513
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,840
Why?

514
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,840
Why would they do that?

515
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,840
Why'd they get paid for that?

516
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,840
I don't know.

517
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,000
Like, unless you're going through a sperm bank, it's not like you, it was a sperm bank.

518
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
They don't exactly what it was.

519
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,720
Do they infuse them in like blood?

520
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,720
I need a sperm infusion.

521
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:50,600
No, it was a hundred percent sperm bank.

522
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,600
We need to check your sperm.

523
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,600
So we're going to fill it.

524
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,600
I would say that the very select people would be elected for that because you got to make

525
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,120
sure the doctor, yeah, the doctor, the doctor would be the only one.

526
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,120
Yes.

527
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,560
You can't be, have some kind of genetic disease.

528
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,720
You're not allowed to drink bottled water.

529
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:12,160
You can't be, you know, four feet tall or have diet coke that's been stored in a garage.

530
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,160
Right.

531
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,600
Or that, you know, I think there's criteria for sperm banks.

532
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,600
There are people that do that.

533
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,600
I there, that's a thing.

534
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600
I don't know.

535
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,120
There's a lot of people.

536
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,120
There should be a criteria.

537
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:26,120
I guarantee that people that donate sperm, but college, like a blood bank.

538
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,400
Well, no, no blood bank.

539
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,320
Cause yeah, yeah, you're doing that because people.

540
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,320
All right.

541
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,840
So criteria to donate sperm, but it'd be between 18 and 45 years old.

542
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,820
Good sperm quality, have a good physical and mental health, provide a detailed medical

543
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:41,240
history of genetic origins.

544
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,480
You need to have clean genetic donors must.

545
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,680
And then the other one is donors must be under 40 free of communicable disease and without

546
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,160
a family history of genetic disorders.

547
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160
Shit.

548
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,920
We missed our window and under 40 semen analysis.

549
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,920
That's discriminatory.

550
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,120
My sperm is amazing.

551
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,080
What's what disqualifies from donating sperm?

552
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:05,160
But well, men who have a history of a certain disease in the family, like cystic fibrosis,

553
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:11,320
sickle cell anemia, they can't donate sperm homosexual men and men who had sex with other

554
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,800
men cannot donate.

555
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,800
It's bad.

556
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,120
There you go.

557
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:19,920
Intravenous drugs users like a hundred Biden, you know, or no, you're, you are automatically

558
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,920
disqualified.

559
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:26,080
What was he shooting heroin or was he smoking the crack?

560
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,320
Oh, he was smoking crack.

561
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,320
I miss I misspoke.

562
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,320
I'm not saying he doesn't heroin.

563
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,320
He may have done heroin.

564
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,320
I don't know.

565
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,320
Probably.

566
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,320
But he did.

567
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,720
Well, I don't give a fuck.

568
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,680
But look, seriously, I don't care about Hunter Biden.

569
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,680
I know.

570
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,680
I know.

571
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,680
We don't give a shit about him.

572
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,680
Fuck.

573
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,680
We already, we already know why they're doing that.

574
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:47,480
This whole gun charge thing is one thing, but I think it's interesting with the laptop

575
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:54,520
and how his father is tied to all that donors earn about 150 bucks for each wad that they

576
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,520
blow into a sample.

577
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,520
Yeah.

578
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,520
It's very low.

579
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,520
I thought that was pretty good.

580
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,520
A college kid.

581
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,520
Money.

582
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,520
Did I be whacking 15 times a day?

583
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,040
You were anyway, right?

584
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:09,520
Regular weekly or twice weekly appointments can earn 700 to $1,200 per month.

585
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,600
There you go.

586
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,760
That is incredible.

587
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760
Think about it.

588
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,480
If you're doing it anyway in college, might as well get paid for it.

589
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,480
The 1200 bucks.

590
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,480
It's supposed to be prime sperm.

591
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480
Oh yeah.

592
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:19,480
Good Lord.

593
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,480
What do you mean by that?

594
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,480
We have like meat.

595
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,140
You have select choice.

596
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:29,040
So does that mean like, is that a certain, uh, is that a certain race?

597
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,040
Is it well, no, it's well marbled.

598
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,480
It's got a good, I can just see it now.

599
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,480
Well marbled.

600
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,480
I can see it now.

601
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,480
What is this?

602
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480
Like a brisket.

603
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,480
Hi, hi.

604
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,480
I'd like to purchase some sperm.

605
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,480
Oh, yes.

606
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,480
Okay.

607
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,480
Well we have three different grades.

608
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:48,960
Uh, would you like select, which is, you know, the retard guy, Asian delight.

609
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,200
And then we have the prime, which is, you know, elite Olympic athletes.

610
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,680
What would you like?

611
00:21:54,680 --> 00:22:00,360
I can just see how that guy, I want the one that's going to smoke Salem lights and not

612
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,360
get a job.

613
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,680
Some menthols brown bag in it.

614
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:11,600
There are several potential reasons for sperm breaks to decline a potential sperm donor.

615
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:16,440
You don't meet the requirements of age, travel history, personal life, family health history,

616
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:22,400
your sperm concentration or quality is below our minimum amount and your infectious diseases,

617
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,120
disease testing results can pack positive.

618
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120
Yeah.

619
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,120
1200 bucks a month.

620
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,960
I mean, you're, you're damn nice sperm.

621
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:32,280
I did twice a month and so why do the oldies bring it on there?

622
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,840
I'd be like Casey case him on the next walk down.

623
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,840
Come and see you right now.

624
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,880
It's like after a couple of months you walk in there.

625
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880
It's like, it's like cheers.

626
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,360
Good to see you buddy.

627
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,360
Regular room.

628
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,360
I'm looking forward to that video.

629
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,360
You still got the one.

630
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,360
Yeah.

631
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,360
I like the grandma version.

632
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,360
You know what I like?

633
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,360
Here's your favorite magazine, which by the way, did you guys ever have to do that?

634
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:59,360
Did you ever do fertility testing or give some harm or if you get fixed, are you fixed?

635
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,360
No, not fixed.

636
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,360
I get, I had it, but I didn't go back.

637
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:07,360
Uh, I w w w w w what you had what?

638
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,360
A vasectomy vasectomy.

639
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,360
So what does that mean?

640
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,360
You didn't go back.

641
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,360
Did they not finish it?

642
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:15,360
Does that look like they're supposed to jack off into a cup and give it to them?

643
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,360
Yeah.

644
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,360
So they jacked off in the cup, but that you didn't go back.

645
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,360
No, no, they want you.

646
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:25,360
Once they do the vasectomy, they want you to come back and, and jack off in a cup so

647
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,360
that they can confirm that there's no live ones coming through.

648
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,360
Like a couple months later or something like that.

649
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,360
Otherwise the vasectomy was a failure.

650
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,360
Otherwise they'll go back in there and slice your dick open.

651
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360
Yeah.

652
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,360
The worst thing you want to do is, yeah, the worst thing you want to do is think that you're

653
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,360
firing blanks and you're not.

654
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:43,360
So when we, when my wife had, this is fucked up.

655
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,360
I'm gonna tell you a fucked up story.

656
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,360
Oh boy.

657
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,360
So when my wife had our fourth child.

658
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,360
Yes.

659
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,360
Okay.

660
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,360
Unbeknownst to me, my mother-in-law.

661
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,360
Oh no.

662
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,360
Went to the doctor and said, we want you to tie her tubes.

663
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,360
Oh shit.

664
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,360
Did not consult with me.

665
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,360
Oh no.

666
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,360
What about her?

667
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,360
Your wife?

668
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,360
It doesn't matter.

669
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,360
Does it?

670
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,360
Don't I get a say in this?

671
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,360
I know, but did your wife also have a say in it?

672
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,360
I don't know.

673
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,360
I'm sure she did, but does it fucking matter?

674
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,360
That's crazy.

675
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:20,360
No, it doesn't because if this was just your mother-in-law making this.

676
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,360
Telling the doctor, do this while you're in there.

677
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:26,360
I asked my wife and she said, my mom took care of it.

678
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,360
Okay.

679
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:31,360
Which means she, they obviously got her consent.

680
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,360
Well, you'd have to.

681
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,360
You would have to.

682
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,360
But wouldn't she have to get the husband's consent?

683
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,360
I would think so.

684
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,360
No, it's her body.

685
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,360
It's her body.

686
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,360
You don't have to have.

687
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,360
Man, he was just fucked up and I didn't know that.

688
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,360
And look, don't get me wrong.

689
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,360
Did you want eight kids?

690
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,360
I wasn't interested in having additional kids, but that's not the point.

691
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,360
That's not the point.

692
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,360
It's the point is, is that, you know, this is kind of a, this is.

693
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,360
We're a team.

694
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,360
Yeah.

695
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,360
We make decisions together.

696
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,360
Yeah.

697
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:59,360
And it's kind of like this, this is because it's a representation of my whole relationship

698
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,360
with her.

699
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,360
Well, no, my wife and I, we talked about it because she's like, I want to get my tubes.

700
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,360
I was like, no, that's very invasive for you.

701
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,360
I'll just get my shit.

702
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,360
Actually, it's good for you.

703
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,360
It's the best way to do it though.

704
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,360
Which not for the women.

705
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,360
No, it is.

706
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,360
If you, if they're already there, they're got the legs open.

707
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,360
They're having the last kid.

708
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,360
Lots of health issues that come along with women.

709
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,360
I agree with that.

710
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,360
Taking care of.

711
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,360
I agree with that.

712
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:31,360
There's not, it's so much more safer, safer for everyone involved for the man to get fixed.

713
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,360
Right.

714
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,360
Well, I'm thinking if you're already there.

715
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,360
Get it this way.

716
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,360
No, put it this way.

717
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:41,360
My mother had the edit done and she got put on HRT and got breast cancer from it.

718
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,360
Right.

719
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,360
So I was like, you're not having that done.

720
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,360
You're not getting on hormones.

721
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,360
What's HRT?

722
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,360
Hormonal, hormonal replacement therapy.

723
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,360
Good, good for you because there are so many men that are like, I'm not fucking.

724
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,360
No, I saw what my mom went through and what she dealt with.

725
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360
I was like, I'm not dealing with that.

726
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,360
Even though.

727
00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,360
What Tara did, did she got her tubes tied and she didn't have to be on HRT.

728
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,360
Well, things are different now.

729
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,360
Right.

730
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,360
Yeah.

731
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360
Who knows?

732
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,360
I don't know.

733
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,360
So that sucks.

734
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,360
Yeah.

735
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360
So, well, now I mean, it was a piece of cake.

736
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360
That sucks.

737
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,360
No, you didn't know that sucks.

738
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360
What's that?

739
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,360
So what changed between then and now?

740
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,360
I don't know.

741
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,360
Yeah.

742
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:21,360
I mean, my mom had a hysterectomy, so I don't know if that means more comes out than just

743
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,360
saying, get your tubes tied.

744
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:27,360
I mean, Tara now has one, but she didn't have one at first, but I'm just thinking, what

745
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,360
is the HRT?

746
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,360
What is so that's hormone therapy.

747
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,360
Right.

748
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,360
And so that even brings up more shit.

749
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,360
It's all.

750
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,360
So women aren't producing the estrogen anymore.

751
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,360
If they have a hysterectomy, yes.

752
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,360
If they have a hysterectomy, which is more than the fallopian tubes.

753
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,360
Is that sort of the same thing we're doing though?

754
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,360
If we're injecting ourselves with.

755
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,360
That's just because our body's not replacing it.

756
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,360
Yes.

757
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,360
But theirs, theirs isn't replacing that.

758
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,360
Correct.

759
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,360
So ours isn't replacing.

760
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:57,360
I was very hesitant to do it because of that, of what my mom went through.

761
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,360
Interesting.

762
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,360
Cause.

763
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,360
You mean for your wife.

764
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,360
Cause that, yeah.

765
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,360
And I thought I was like, you're not getting that done.

766
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,360
That's too invasive.

767
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,360
I agree.

768
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:10,360
And she wanted the, she wanted the hysterectomy because she was having girl problems, right?

769
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,360
That go along with.

770
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,360
That's different.

771
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,360
If you're having other complications.

772
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,360
Yes.

773
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:18,360
And I was like, no, that's like, no, I'm going to, I'll go in and get my.

774
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,360
So you did the traditional traditional vasectomy.

775
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,360
Yeah.

776
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,360
I did something that he discontinued.

777
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,360
It's called a vase clip.

778
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,360
So they literally didn't cut.

779
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,360
They put a clip and just went.

780
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,360
In case you go, yeah, I want kids again.

781
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,360
They did.

782
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:39,360
They, they said it was not, it was just as irreversible as a normal vasectomy, which

783
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,360
is always reversible.

784
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,360
They, they can, they can redo that.

785
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:48,360
They said, so I don't, they said, we don't want you to think that this is a better alternative

786
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,360
for, if you want to reverse it, it's the same.

787
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,360
Um, but it was a simple, it was simple.

788
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,360
There was no cutting.

789
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,360
There was no swelling.

790
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360
There was no bleeding.

791
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,360
They literally just clip.

792
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,360
Do you have clips on the outside of your dick?

793
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,360
It's like a hair clip.

794
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,360
Yeah.

795
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,360
It's like a binder.

796
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:11,360
It's like a gigantic clothes pin on the outside of my side, on the outside of my dick.

797
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,360
No, it's not your balls.

798
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,360
Really?

799
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,360
Like that would be something acceptable.

800
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,360
Like a little node on the bottom of your scrotum.

801
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,360
So I looked down and I'm like, what the fuck?

802
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,360
Why are there gigantic clips on the outside of my dick?

803
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,360
They're wood.

804
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,360
It's starting to mold.

805
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,360
It's starting to get in the way of the scrotum.

806
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,360
God, but I tell you what, I did watch it and it was creepy.

807
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,360
I did not watch.

808
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:36,360
Well, my doctor, my doctor, the reason I was happening, you watched it.

809
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,360
Yes.

810
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,360
Oh, come on.

811
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,360
Yeah.

812
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,360
They punch a hole.

813
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,360
I mean, you've never done it, but they punch a hole.

814
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,360
They stick a little hook inside your scrotum.

815
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,360
I've never heard, thinking about it.

816
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,360
And they fish out the, the, the tube.

817
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,360
They fish out.

818
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,360
They have this like little white worm.

819
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,360
You did too.

820
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,360
That's what they do for a vasectomy.

821
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,360
Yep.

822
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360
And it's a white.

823
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,360
It is.

824
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360
And it's bigger than you think.

825
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360
It's like a worm.

826
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,360
It's a big white tube.

827
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:05,360
And they, and they either, and then if it's a normal vasectomy, they snip it, they curl

828
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,360
both ends back, they, uh, solder it.

829
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,360
And then they might even stitch it.

830
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,360
Well, my doctor did something on top of that.

831
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,360
He goes, I go an extra step and I crush it.

832
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,360
Oh, great.

833
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,360
He goes, I have a 99.9% success rate.

834
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,360
That's why I didn't go back.

835
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,360
I was like, you're like, I'm done here.

836
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,360
Yeah.

837
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,360
What about that point one?

838
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,360
Well, if I got, we got printed again, then we have three kids.

839
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,360
There we go.

840
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,360
So, yeah, but a mind, they fish out the same thing.

841
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,360
And then they just, now he decided to deaden both sides.

842
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,360
So he stuck a needle and deaden both sides, but I don't even think there's nerve cells

843
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,360
down there.

844
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,360
So I don't think you feel it.

845
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,360
He deadened me as well.

846
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360
Okay.

847
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,360
So anyway, then he did the clip and went, I am so not thankful.

848
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,360
We're having this conversation.

849
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,360
It makes you uncomfortable.

850
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,360
Doesn't it?

851
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360
It makes you think about, well, I'll tell you what.

852
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,360
I mean, I was uncomfortable for a day.

853
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:57,360
I had, I was sat, I literally, you know, you always read, you know, get a bag of frozen

854
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,360
peas.

855
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,360
Yes.

856
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Right.

857
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
Yes.

858
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,360
We went out and bought a few bags of frozen peas and I sat it with on my crotch for a

859
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,360
day.

860
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,360
Right.

861
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,360
I sat and watched TV all day.

862
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,360
I'll never forget.

863
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,360
I came home and I was in the backyard and I don't, I don't remember if it was, it was

864
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,360
probably Dawson was running at me because Brody had just been born.

865
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,360
Dawson was running at me like daddy.

866
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,360
And you know, his height was just right there at just below the waist.

867
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,360
And I was like, I was like, ah, ah, I was like covered by a blanket.

868
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,360
I was like covered by crotch.

869
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360
I was like, I didn't know.

870
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:29,360
Anyway, it was not an issue, but I mean, it was, it was no big deal.

871
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,360
You feel some pressure.

872
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,360
It wasn't real painful.

873
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,360
And I think, and I think the, the VOS clip was even less.

874
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,360
There was no swelling, right?

875
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,360
So it was, it was, I was real swollen.

876
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360
I don't remember.

877
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360
I don't remember.

878
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,360
Anyway.

879
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,360
And then they discontinued the VOS clip because insurance wouldn't cover it.

880
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,360
So they went out of business.

881
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,360
All right.

882
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,360
So now I have, that's interesting.

883
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,360
I have an instrument attached to my, what is it?

884
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,360
Bastephrons.

885
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,360
So what are those tubes called?

886
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Bastephrons?

887
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,360
No.

888
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,360
Your testicular tubes.

889
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,360
Your fallopian tubes.

890
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360
Yeah.

891
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Just, I, I, just, I have them though.

892
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,360
I have fallopian tubes.

893
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,360
So anyway, they've been clipped.

894
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,360
Oh God.

895
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,360
He's looking at the anatomy of the male anatomy.

896
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,360
All right.

897
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,360
Why are we looking at this?

898
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:20,360
You are a VAS deference testicles, epidermis, prostate.

899
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,360
No, it's the epidermis.

900
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,360
No, no, no, no.

901
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,360
Seminal vesicle.

902
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,360
There it is.

903
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360
Seminal vesicle.

904
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,360
Comes out of your ass.

905
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,360
Well, it's by the prostate.

906
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,360
Well, yeah, I guess so.

907
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,360
Yeah.

908
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,360
I get that word.

909
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,360
It's not out of your ass, but it's near the prostate.

910
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,360
That would be strange if it came out of your ass.

911
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,360
Yeah.

912
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,360
Anyway, there you have it.

913
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:48,000
We, I'm amazed after two, about four years, 200 episodes and four or five years, we've

914
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,360
never had this conversation.

915
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,360
Yeah.

916
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,360
I'm a, that's interesting.

917
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:57,360
I'm not scarred necessarily, but, but you would never do this procedure.

918
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:02,360
No, I mean, if I had to, I would, but just, I was never given an opportunity because it

919
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,360
was taken from me.

920
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,360
It sounds worse than it actually is.

921
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:11,360
You basically lay there and you feel him fumbling around down there for 10, 15 minutes.

922
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,360
All right, you're done.

923
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,360
Like I said, I watched it.

924
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,360
It was kind of like surreal.

925
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,360
You just walk up and leave.

926
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:25,360
So women can be, can get pregnant until the very last egg is released from the ovary.

927
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360
Which is metatarsus.

928
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,360
So is there a finite amount of eggs that come out?

929
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,360
Yes.

930
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,360
When they're born with them.

931
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,360
Isn't that fascinating?

932
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,360
They're born with the number of eggs they're going to have for life.

933
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,360
Wouldn't it be amazing if they have 777 eggs?

934
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,360
And then on the 800th, what?

935
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,360
778.

936
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,360
Why would that be amazing?

937
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,360
Oh, it's just, it's, it's like the number.

938
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,360
I think it's in the, the numbers in the Bible.

939
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,360
That's all.

940
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,360
How, how many, that would be interesting.

941
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,360
How many eggs are they born with?

942
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,360
18.

943
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,360
I mean, think about it.

944
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,360
That's how many opportunities they have to get pregnant.

945
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,360
Each woman may be different.

946
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,360
I wonder what the average number of eggs a woman is born with.

947
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,360
That's very interesting.

948
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:15,360
Now on the flip side, men continue to make sperm forever.

949
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360
All right.

950
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,360
Let's see here.

951
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,360
A woman is born with all the eggs she will ever produce, which is usually between, oh my God, one in 2 million.

952
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,360
One in 2 million.

953
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360
Oh my God.

954
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:29,360
The number is a result of a gradual process that begins during the fetal development.

955
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,360
When a female has around six to eight million eggs.

956
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,360
As the fetus develops, most of those eggs waste away, leaving only about one to 2 million at birth.

957
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:43,360
So, so the sperm for, you know, it's interesting topic to regarding.

958
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,360
We're going to say before I jump into this.

959
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,360
Well, I was going to say, I mean, I mean, they release.

960
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,360
They have their period every month and I thought they release an egg every month.

961
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,360
A million.

962
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,360
Apparently it's, apparently it's more than one.

963
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:03,360
It's got to be because when the last egg leaves, leaves the two ovaries, they're done.

964
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,360
Either that or the either that or like you like, oh, they waste away.

965
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,360
Yeah. They some waste away.

966
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:13,360
Maybe they have as you age that one to 2 million becomes half a million.

967
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:19,360
Right. When you're 25, when you're 35, it's I only got 10,000 left or whatever.

968
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,360
Right. So the ones that are in the ovaries just waste away.

969
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,360
Right.

970
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:28,360
So during all this cycle, which takes about 28 days, one egg, one egg is usually released during the ovulation.

971
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,360
Amazing. So 2 million months.

972
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,360
So it's forever. It's infinite.

973
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,360
No, they have to waste away because they go through menopause.

974
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,360
That's when menopause happens when they release their final leg.

975
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,360
Yeah.

976
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,360
All right. Well, so they have to waste away.

977
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:51,360
So anyway, saying, you know, they talk about, you know, if you were to say the argument was for some women were like, well, you know,

978
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,360
we are more we're better than men because we give life.

979
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,360
Yes.

980
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,360
So the question is, do women give life?

981
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,360
They do.

982
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,360
Well, God gives life, but that's not what you're asking.

983
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:07,360
No. So my opinion on this is that that's not true.

984
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,360
Interesting.

985
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,360
I think the men give life.

986
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,360
All right.

987
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,360
Well, they both together give life.

988
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,360
I think it's both of them.

989
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,360
I think the men.

990
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,360
Have you had the birds and the bees talk?

991
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,360
The men give life.

992
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,360
The women are simply the host.

993
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,360
So we're like a parasite.

994
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,360
Well, what would we have?

995
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,360
We have both X, Y chromosomes.

996
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,360
Do the women.

997
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:36,360
They do not have X, X.

998
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,360
So they do not.

999
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,360
So we have an egg that sperm fertilized.

1000
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,360
But yeah.

1001
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:46,360
So the sperm is the part that gives the egg life.

1002
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,360
Okay.

1003
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:54,360
So we, as men have 80 billion little sperm that are developing in us all the time, all

1004
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,360
the time, all the time.

1005
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,360
We can have father children at 80.

1006
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:03,360
So, you know, I'm just saying, I think Al Pacino did that.

1007
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,360
He's going to be a hundred when his kid turns 18.

1008
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,360
So just so long.

1009
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,360
Anyway, continue.

1010
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,360
It is.

1011
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,360
It's so where are you going with this?

1012
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,360
Like we're more important than women.

1013
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,360
No, no, no, no, no.

1014
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:18,360
There's some argument like, Oh God, we're the better species because we give birth.

1015
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,360
It's like, no, you're nearly not.

1016
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,360
You know what I mean?

1017
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,360
This is like, yes, you are, but whatever.

1018
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:32,360
I would say, I would say when you consider that the, the, uh, you know, the sending sperm

1019
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:38,360
up the area and hopefully hitting the egg and hopefully fertilizing it, uh, versus the

1020
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:45,360
egg, the fertilized egg implanting in the uterus lining and then growing into a baby

1021
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,720
for nine or nine months.

1022
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:53,520
I would say that just simply a facilitator contributes more to life than just blowing

1023
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,760
some sperm up there.

1024
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,600
Yeah, but it's not that's my, that's my, okay.

1025
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,360
And I would agree with that, but it's not the point.

1026
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,160
I don't think it's a sperm that gives its life.

1027
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,320
I think it's the combination of both.

1028
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,320
It is of course.

1029
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,560
The sperm by itself does nothing.

1030
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,800
The egg by itself does.

1031
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:15,200
The men's sperm sperm is the one that dictates the child's sex.

1032
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,200
Is that sure.

1033
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,440
Yeah, I guess I don't know.

1034
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
It is.

1035
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,440
It is true.

1036
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,800
So the men's sperm is the one that dictates the child's sex.

1037
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,400
Cause we have both chromosomes.

1038
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,520
The women do not.

1039
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,800
I mean, it's irrefutable.

1040
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,520
I mean, it's, it's the men are the one that produce life.

1041
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,520
The women are the host.

1042
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520
Oh boy.

1043
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,080
I don't know if I agree with that.

1044
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,400
I don't agree with that either.

1045
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:41,880
I know you being inflammatory or you're not trying to be, but yeah, I am a little bit,

1046
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,480
but still at the same time, it is true.

1047
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,960
Everything I said is true.

1048
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,760
I don't consider them the host.

1049
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:53,920
You could change the verbiage on that a little bit, but all I'm saying is that women have

1050
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,480
one egg, one month and men don't.

1051
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,480
Yeah.

1052
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,240
That doesn't mean that we're the provider of life.

1053
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,600
I think it's a combination of both.

1054
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,600
It is.

1055
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,760
It takes two to have a child for sure.

1056
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,240
It is, but the sperm by itself does not do anything.

1057
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,080
An egg by itself does not do anything.

1058
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,560
You can take the egg outside of the woman and make a test tube baby and it's the same

1059
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,720
thing.

1060
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:21,560
And then you put it in another host woman and then you put it into the woman.

1061
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,560
Yes.

1062
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Or your life.

1063
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560
That's a poor guy.

1064
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,560
No, you can't.

1065
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:30,240
A guy does not have a uterus that can, well, they could shove it in his ass and it could

1066
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,240
grow into a baby.

1067
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:35,360
You give some dude a, they put it in his abdominal area and he gave birth.

1068
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,360
No, a hundred percent.

1069
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,360
No, that didn't happen.

1070
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,680
No, I just thank God that would be so bad.

1071
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,680
No.

1072
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,600
So I, that is a horrible question by the way.

1073
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,600
Just absolutely horrible.

1074
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,720
I thought there was one, one, maybe it was a trans or something.

1075
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,480
It was an Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1076
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,480
It was a woman.

1077
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480
It was a woman.

1078
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
It was, wasn't it?

1079
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,480
No.

1080
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,480
Okay.

1081
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,480
Maybe, but it wasn't artiswars.

1082
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,480
What was that called?

1083
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Twins.

1084
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,160
No, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1085
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,160
And Danny DeVito.

1086
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,160
Twins, twins.

1087
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,160
No, one.

1088
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,160
No, that wasn't twins.

1089
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:09,400
It was another one that, uh, where he got pregnant.

1090
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400
Oh my God.

1091
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,400
Okay.

1092
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,400
Junior.

1093
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,400
There you go.

1094
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,400
What a horrible idea.

1095
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,400
Yeah.

1096
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,400
It's that's retarded.

1097
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,480
Okay.

1098
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:28,880
So there was a, there was a woman who became a man, but had the female parts.

1099
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,880
Well, I know.

1100
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,280
It was a chick with a beard.

1101
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,280
Right.

1102
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,240
And that she had the female parts.

1103
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,960
She had the female parts where she was able to carry a child.

1104
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,960
That's what you're thinking of.

1105
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,960
It, whatever.

1106
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,960
I don't even give a shit.

1107
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:46,560
I just, I saw a little topic that kind of scrolled over the YouTube channels and I was

1108
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,560
like, well, that's interesting.

1109
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:53,680
And there was some, some guys talking about, um, about, you know, who's the one that provides

1110
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,680
a life.

1111
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,760
And I thought it was an interesting argument point.

1112
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,400
And it is true because men are the only ones that carry the X, Y.

1113
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,680
The answer, the answer is both.

1114
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,920
Yeah, that's what I agree.

1115
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,920
Absolutely.

1116
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,440
That's why God designed it that way.

1117
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,720
Well, one can't do it without the other.

1118
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:10,720
Nope.

1119
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:14,200
Well, their argument was a little bit better than mine.

1120
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,200
So I still disagree.

1121
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,200
All right.

1122
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Fair enough.

1123
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,200
Yeah.

1124
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:22,640
How do they, how do they, how do they support the test tube, baby?

1125
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,640
That topic didn't come up.

1126
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,640
No, that's a good point.

1127
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,120
Let's just say, let's just say that you're, you know what?

1128
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:33,880
You've got your life that you have in your hand and, uh, and you want to have a baby.

1129
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,920
So you're going to pick, you know, okay, I'm going to, I have thousands of women to pick

1130
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:44,920
from who I'm going to have as a host, but I've got a hand, a handful of my life in my

1131
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:45,920
hand.

1132
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,520
Um, but I can't just throw it on her face and hope that I'm going to have a baby.

1133
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,240
Um, that's what he said.

1134
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,240
You got a facial.

1135
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,240
Yeah.

1136
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,240
It's called a facial.

1137
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,880
You really got some throws this from across the road.

1138
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,640
I mean, you know, I'm just thinking, okay, what I have to have.

1139
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,640
Oh shit.

1140
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,680
I've got to have an egg from one of these women.

1141
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,680
Oh yeah.

1142
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,840
I can't have life without that egg.

1143
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,080
And then put it into a host.

1144
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080
All right.

1145
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,080
I'm not buying it.

1146
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,080
I'm just not buying it.

1147
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,080
Yeah.

1148
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,640
Look, I disagree, but that's okay.

1149
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,960
We can move on with this.

1150
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:23,800
I'd like to talk about the, uh, the, the alien planet that Sean found.

1151
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
Oh good.

1152
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,960
Uh, even though it's not a plan, I consider it just a large asteroid.

1153
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,200
Finally a proof of life in the universe.

1154
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,200
What was it called again?

1155
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,200
I don't know.

1156
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200
Serious or something like that.

1157
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:40,880
Um, C E R E S I think, um, I don't think it's life either.

1158
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,560
It's uh, it's some kind of it's, they called it something.

1159
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,920
It's um, so what is it?

1160
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:53,280
There's what they had found and they're just saying this live cause they're, uh, because

1161
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,200
what they found was some luminous, is that the word for it?

1162
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,840
There was some light given off from the planet.

1163
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:03,240
So there was an ad, there was a satellite that went by the planet, the dwarf planet,

1164
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,080
sort of speak, whatever it's called.

1165
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,720
And it, and they were like, well, there's, there's something, a luminous going on there

1166
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,200
and they didn't know what's going on.

1167
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,920
And they were like, it's the stars in the frozen water.

1168
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,480
This is water there and it's frozen stuff.

1169
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,240
So it got illuminated.

1170
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:24,760
Then the satellite went to the dark side and they're like, um, it's still lit up.

1171
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,000
It's still glowing.

1172
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
You know why?

1173
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Cause it's Costco.

1174
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,120
Oh, they ate some of the fucking hot dogs they have there.

1175
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,120
No, it's there.

1176
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,400
They have a Costco on Sirius.

1177
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,400
Oh yeah, that's right.

1178
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,400
It's everywhere.

1179
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,400
He's a jackass.

1180
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,800
Well, they have a picture of it right there.

1181
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,800
I mean, not a car.

1182
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:41,800
I was serious.

1183
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,080
But they're the bright lights.

1184
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,780
It's a, the minor planet designation, uh, one series, a dwarf planet in the middle main

1185
00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:52,600
asteroid belt between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter is first known to be an asteroid discovered

1186
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,760
on the 18 one eight in the early 1800s.

1187
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,200
It's a small size.

1188
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,760
That means it's, it's, it's, it's too dim to even be seen with the naked eye.

1189
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,760
Uh, let me see here.

1190
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
Yeah.

1191
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,880
Um, they don't have a whole lot of information about it.

1192
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,400
Well, yeah, but there was, and the reason why this popped up because there was a news

1193
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:18,080
article that was, was put out that got that that hit this, made the hit the, the, my logarithm

1194
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,080
that I watch.

1195
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,560
And it was just something, it just simply stated that it explained that none of us said

1196
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,640
there was a life, but obviously it's, it's given, if it's giving off light, then there's

1197
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,200
some chemical stuff going on.

1198
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,200
Yeah.

1199
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,200
It's all totally microbial.

1200
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200
Yeah.

1201
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,120
Something fluorescent fluorescent chemical reaction.

1202
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:39,320
Are there any minerals that give off light gold?

1203
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,120
I don't think gold gives off light.

1204
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,120
No, no.

1205
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,640
Is there, are there any minerals that, uh, produce light?

1206
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:46,640
I don't know.

1207
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,640
Well, um, like radiation.

1208
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,640
That's what I mean.

1209
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:54,440
Could it be a mineral instead of some kind of, I'm going to say on earth, don't we have

1210
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,960
fluorescent non life fluorescent material?

1211
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,320
So you got the light bugs.

1212
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:05,120
We have those, those fish in the, the dolls of the ocean, non life, non biological life.

1213
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:11,640
I mean, look it up, non non life fluorescent material.

1214
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:16,400
I mean, I guarantee there's going to be something on, on our planet.

1215
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,280
So why wouldn't there be something on their planet?

1216
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,280
It's for us.

1217
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,280
Mercury.

1218
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,280
All right.

1219
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280
Well, I don't know.

1220
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,280
I don't know.

1221
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,560
I don't know the answer to that.

1222
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:25,560
So I don't know either.

1223
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,960
We can, we can do our normal and just say, it's not like we know what we're talking

1224
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,960
about.

1225
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:30,960
Yeah.

1226
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,960
Well we do.

1227
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:32,960
So mercury lights by itself apparently.

1228
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:38,480
So there's nonlinear fluorescence lifetime imaging of biological tissues.

1229
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,720
We'll have to do some research.

1230
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,960
I think half life of fluorescent biology, biology in there.

1231
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:50,680
We don't want, all right, well then, uh, material non life fluorescent material.

1232
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,220
Well, this fluorescence.

1233
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:54,880
So what is this stuff that you have?

1234
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,460
Like, uh, I like, I might like, you know, you have to glow in the dark shit, right?

1235
00:44:58,460 --> 00:44:59,460
There's electromagnetic.

1236
00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:00,460
Yeah, exactly.

1237
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:01,460
Exactly.

1238
00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:03,440
So electromagnetic radiation.

1239
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,480
Yeah, there we go.

1240
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480
What is glow in the dark?

1241
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
Phosphors.

1242
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,480
There we go.

1243
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,480
They're all glow in the dark.

1244
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,560
Materials contain phosphorus or phosphorus, a substance of that radiates visible light

1245
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,560
after being energized.

1246
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,560
There we go.

1247
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,560
Oh, oh, no.

1248
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,560
Oh my God.

1249
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,560
Innova solutions glow in the dark.

1250
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,560
Pigments are all made from strong.

1251
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,040
See I'm a little bit of oxide drinking games.

1252
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:34,400
I'm a big in strontium for our dudes.

1253
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,720
I guess listeners out there.

1254
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:40,000
This is actually the first time we've ever had the word strontium populate in the podcast

1255
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,640
that had relevance relevance.

1256
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,200
Yes, yes, definitely.

1257
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,200
Yes.

1258
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200
Yeah.

1259
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:50,120
Because somehow Jeff would work it in to every podcast, but it made no sense.

1260
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,960
All of us saw at the same time.

1261
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,960
No.

1262
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960
Okay.

1263
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,480
So the, uh, inorganic, uh, that's so phosphor, what is phosphor by the way?

1264
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480
I don't know.

1265
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,880
Uh, most of all the dark pigments, materials, phosphorus, zinc, sulfide, the newer strontium

1266
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,500
illuminate, uh, which produces a brighter glow.

1267
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,280
So yeah, over a longer period of time.

1268
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,740
So it's a massive area of strontium, of strontium, aluminate oxide.

1269
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:20,080
So the door is a luminate, the pinnacle of strontium.

1270
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:28,640
So I told you, I told you my theory that the, uh, one of the theories that happened to the

1271
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,920
earth on how the moon was created is that a giant planet rammed into the earth.

1272
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:38,480
Theia was the name of this planet and it rammed into the earth.

1273
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:44,200
Part of it stayed in the earth and it's part of our mantle now, but it broke off a chunk

1274
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,400
of the planet, which created the moon.

1275
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,400
Okay.

1276
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,740
Couldn't have created this hunk of rock as well.

1277
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:56,700
So some of whatever was on the earth at that time being this little dwarf planet.

1278
00:46:56,700 --> 00:47:02,200
You know, normally I'd say no, but too far away, but no, no, no, I don't think it's too

1279
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,200
far away.

1280
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:09,040
I think, I think I would have thought that a couple of years ago, but now that you think

1281
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,680
about it's, it's not too far away.

1282
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,400
It's because there's nothing around us.

1283
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,400
Where else could it come from?

1284
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400
Right.

1285
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,040
You know, so maybe you had to travel from somewhere, right?

1286
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,440
Maybe it hit another plan and maybe hit Mars, maybe hit Venus.

1287
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,440
Uh, you know, it could have hit any of those plans.

1288
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,760
Cause all relatively close factors between Mars and Jupiter.

1289
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:34,400
So I mean, if you think about it, uh, logically it could be, it could be earth, but I'm thinking

1290
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,920
it's more likely to be Mars, you know, cause Mars is right there.

1291
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,920
That is fascinating.

1292
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,920
Right?

1293
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,920
Cause this is, okay, hold on.

1294
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:47,080
This is in the asteroid built around Jupiter, Saturn or the asteroid built between Mars

1295
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,080
and Jupiter.

1296
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,080
Okay.

1297
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,000
So it's the asteroid belt itself, literally not, not.

1298
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,360
Well Google Thea T H E I.

1299
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,320
Cause you know what I'm talking about, there are asteroids that are in a, in the belts

1300
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:04,920
of Jupiter and Mars, but this is not in a belt of either of those.

1301
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,920
Thea planet.

1302
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,920
Yeah.

1303
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,920
Thea planet.

1304
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,920
There it is.

1305
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:09,920
Thea planet, the hidden connection.

1306
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,920
Yeah.

1307
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,920
See it rammed into the earth.

1308
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,920
Interesting.

1309
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,960
And it, and it embedded part of itself into the earth.

1310
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:22,080
Click on that diagram that has the, no, no, no, go up a little bit.

1311
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,440
Yeah, that one.

1312
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,440
Yeah.

1313
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,440
Let's see what that says.

1314
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,440
All right.

1315
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,520
So the hidden connection, new theory explains how Thea could be hiding in earth's core.

1316
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,080
How Thea, you know what?

1317
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080
Uh, okay.

1318
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:38,040
Uh, how Thea, the planet, well that created the moon could also be hiding in the score.

1319
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:43,320
So you know, here's the thing I have about the earth's core is, is there like molten

1320
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,800
lava down there?

1321
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,880
So the earth's core?

1322
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,880
Yes.

1323
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,920
They're saying it's a solid metal at the very, very center, but they don't know how

1324
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,920
big that is.

1325
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,520
Well, they said it's actually a large core.

1326
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,920
But is it molten?

1327
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:57,920
Is it molten?

1328
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,920
No.

1329
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:05,720
Although the very, they, they say the very, very center is solid and then outside of that,

1330
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,720
but is it hot?

1331
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,720
There is a molten layer.

1332
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:08,720
Yes.

1333
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:09,720
All right.

1334
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:12,560
So I guess where I'm going with that is that, you know, when you dig into the ground, let's

1335
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,040
say we go down 10 feet.

1336
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,040
Okay.

1337
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,040
It's cold, right?

1338
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:19,120
The average temperature, if you go down 10 feet in the fifties, period.

1339
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,120
Right.

1340
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:25,960
And you know, that's how people want to thermal, uh, climatize their houses.

1341
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:32,800
They, they use the, uh, the, the drilling, they use the core drilling going down and

1342
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,360
they blow the air up.

1343
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,120
Well, they, they were more over.

1344
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:40,600
They, what they do is they, they have like a large copper tube that goes down and they

1345
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,600
run water through it.

1346
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:47,840
And then the water comes back up, falls on the skill, geothermal, geothermal, exactly.

1347
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,800
And then when the, what the cold water hits the pan, there's a fan that blows on it, which

1348
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,540
makes the air cold.

1349
00:49:53,540 --> 00:49:59,040
So my point by saying that is I've always grown up thinking the, the, the further you

1350
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,000
get into earth, the hotter it is.

1351
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,520
Well, the lava is hot.

1352
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,440
Now we're only going down 50 feet.

1353
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:05,440
Correct.

1354
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,000
You'd have to go down several miles.

1355
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Yeah.

1356
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,080
Remember underneath the mantle is a lava, a lava, the sea.

1357
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,360
So it's very fluid all around.

1358
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,160
So yes, that's where the volcanoes erupting.

1359
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,160
Correct.

1360
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:22,960
And they permeate through and they create the volcanoes because you have a mantle as

1361
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:23,960
well.

1362
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:28,580
So, I mean, the crust, you have the crust, then the mantle.

1363
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:32,960
But there are some people that, I mean, I, I've listened to a couple different, not necessarily

1364
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,080
podcasts, but some YouTubers out there and they're like, oh yeah, we're in the parking

1365
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:40,680
garage and the parking garage is three stories underground and it's so hot down here because

1366
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,760
you know, we're closer to the sun of the earth and it's hot and I'll say no, no, no, no,

1367
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,760
no, no.

1368
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,880
I was thinking to myself when he said that this was just like last week, I was like,

1369
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,880
that's a joke.

1370
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:49,880
That is not, he's not, was not a joke.

1371
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,880
He was, he was just dumb.

1372
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,960
And it's, it's the fact that maybe ignorance is a better word, you know,

1373
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,200
Could he be by a thermal pocket?

1374
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Maybe.

1375
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:05,440
Dude, no, the, the crust is so, the crust is like super, super thin, but for us it's

1376
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,440
massive.

1377
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,920
Well, just like, the crust is massive.

1378
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:15,960
Well, just like Yosemite, right, because you have these hot water, hot pools, because you

1379
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,000
got thermal areas where it is actually closer to the surface.

1380
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Right.

1381
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,760
So you do have those areas saying that that parking lot was close to one of those.

1382
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,760
I don't know.

1383
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,920
It would, yeah, it would have to be, I would think that'd be kind of unstable if they put

1384
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,240
it next to a something like that.

1385
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,240
Right.

1386
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,240
Yeah, next to a mall.

1387
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,240
Yeah.

1388
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,240
So interesting.

1389
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:39,480
I have those where the heat does impact closer to the earth, right?

1390
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,480
Like Yellowstone.

1391
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,120
Yeah, like Yellowstone, but Yellowstone is a super volcano.

1392
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,120
Yeah, that's, that's right.

1393
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,800
Cause it's thinner there and there's shit.

1394
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:52,240
So what is the, the geyser that, that old faithful, that, that itself is amazes me that

1395
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:56,640
not just the fact that it does what it does, but the fact that it's timely.

1396
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,640
Yeah.

1397
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,520
Cause it gets super heated.

1398
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,840
It gets super heated on a, on a cycle.

1399
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,400
And then at some point it gets super, super heated, super huge and then blows.

1400
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,400
Yeah.

1401
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,320
It's, it's, and it's on cue cause they're like five, four, three, and also bam, it hits

1402
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,400
it right on time.

1403
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:17,080
It's not that I don't think it's that accurate, but it's pretty damn accurate.

1404
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,520
Has anyone ever fallen in there?

1405
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Yes.

1406
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,520
I think they have.

1407
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,520
Well, maybe not faith.

1408
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,080
Well, actually somebody, I think somebody did fall in there and then they died.

1409
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,080
Of course.

1410
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,080
Yeah.

1411
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,040
Cause that water is cost superheated, superheated, superheated.

1412
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,960
It's a caustic is like the acid wise.

1413
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:31,960
Yeah.

1414
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,960
It's not.

1415
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:39,240
So with old faithful spews, it's like a, a, a, like phosphoric acid or yes, it's like

1416
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,240
not drinkable water.

1417
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,240
No, you don't want to touch it.

1418
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:45,600
One thing it's very, very hot, but extremely hot.

1419
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,600
Interesting.

1420
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,600
Yeah.

1421
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,480
It sounds very desirable, which is why it's blasting out of the ground because they had

1422
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:57,120
Yellowstone park this past week or the past couple of weeks where they had a major road

1423
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,520
that passes through it.

1424
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:14,360
It's a high up on a, it's high up and part of the, the mountainside gave way, which took

1425
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,680
away the whole rock slide or mudslide.

1426
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,680
Yeah.

1427
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Yeah.

1428
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,680
Exactly.

1429
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,840
So there is, it's a main vein to get into the park.

1430
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,400
So they're like, no one can get in there or maybe they have some back roads or maybe,

1431
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,720
hell, I don't even know, but they were like, yeah, this is a permanent deal.

1432
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,680
There's no way of to rebuild that.

1433
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,880
You know, and I was, I was kind of looking at the pictures like, I, we could probably

1434
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:34,880
build that.

1435
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,880
But that, I mean, we have a laser machine.

1436
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,880
Yeah.

1437
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,880
Yellowstone.

1438
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,800
We do woodworking.

1439
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,080
We can help you here.

1440
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,320
Um, it's an, you know, ELE, right?

1441
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:46,320
Extinction level event.

1442
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:47,320
Yellowstone.

1443
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,760
Yellowstone is a hundred percent an extinction level event.

1444
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,480
If that super volcano were to go.

1445
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,880
And that happened throughout the, if you all watched that documentary and just read up

1446
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:03,800
on it, we've had what eight extinction events throughout the history of the earth at Yellowstone

1447
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,280
or you know, just in general.

1448
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,280
Oh yeah.

1449
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,280
In general.

1450
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,560
Asteroid hit those super volcano explosion asteroid hit.

1451
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,800
Um, there were, there were eight others.

1452
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:13,800
Yeah.

1453
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,320
There's a whole bunch.

1454
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:19,560
I mean, when you look at millions and millions of years, yeah, hundreds of billions are not

1455
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,560
in our favor.

1456
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,560
They're not.

1457
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,880
I hate to be a matter of time.

1458
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,880
It's going to happen again.

1459
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,680
It's going to be doom and doom, but you know, odds are not in our favor.

1460
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,200
We're not well, you don't know, but we're not going to be around for it.

1461
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,200
No, we won't.

1462
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,200
No.

1463
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200
I'll send an asteroid smashes into us.

1464
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200
Right.

1465
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,200
And hopefully it'll be quick like that too.

1466
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,240
Well, the movie it's like really slow moving across the earth.

1467
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,000
Just big wave.

1468
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:47,040
Well, and I don't think if they were to hit on the other side of the planet, it would

1469
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,040
not, the impact would not kill us.

1470
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,960
It'd be the ashes, but it would darken the earth.

1471
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,560
All the shit that went up into the air.

1472
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:58,040
Everything would die, like all the trees and plants we would get have no food.

1473
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,520
So we'd have to be like, Oh, no Walmart.

1474
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,520
That's on the ground.

1475
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:02,520
What's the name of that store?

1476
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:06,160
The name of the guys that own it, the Johnson's or Walmart.

1477
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,160
Who owns Walmart?

1478
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:10,960
The Walton, the Walton, the Walton's wall to be like that.

1479
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,360
It'd be like fall, fall out.

1480
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,360
It'd be like fall out.

1481
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,360
Yeah.

1482
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,640
We like the show fall out, but we wouldn't, I mean, it's still, we wouldn't survive.

1483
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,680
So I finally finished that they really haven't explained who the ghouls are.

1484
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:30,560
Well, the ghouls are, uh, they're just a product of the aftermath of the nuclear fallout.

1485
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,840
How do they live for 200 years?

1486
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,520
Um, did they say they live for 200 years?

1487
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,520
Well, they've, they are.

1488
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,520
Yeah, they, they did.

1489
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,360
Um, you know, um, okay.

1490
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:44,200
So they, yeah, you, you gotta find food.

1491
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:48,840
It's kind of like a cockroach is kind of the analogy I have.

1492
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:54,200
So the, the way that the one guy, the one of the main characters, uh, is able to live

1493
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,880
is cause he takes a certain drugs that prevents his body from decomposing.

1494
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,880
Yeah.

1495
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,880
No setting.

1496
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,320
No, not this decomposing, but falling into a, becoming a feral ghoul.

1497
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,320
Oh yeah.

1498
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,320
Like a werewolf.

1499
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,320
Yeah.

1500
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:10,880
I saw, I saw that where they're, he has to take a bunch of drugs, but he has to treat

1501
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:11,880
himself.

1502
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,240
So, but the, uh, but those, those other guys, yeah, they're, they're going to live because

1503
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,800
they're, they're just the cockroaches.

1504
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,640
They just, they're, they, they're not normal.

1505
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,400
So I mean, they're fictitious.

1506
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,960
I don't think they explained, not yet.

1507
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,960
Yeah.

1508
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:28,920
They haven't explained their origin yet and how he turned into that, uh, or what keeps

1509
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:29,920
him alive.

1510
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,720
Maybe the next season, they'll kind of get into that.

1511
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,720
Yeah.

1512
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,720
It is kind of silly though.

1513
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,720
They had come out of graves and they're somehow become alive.

1514
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:37,720
I don't know.

1515
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:38,720
With no nose.

1516
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,720
Yeah.

1517
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:40,720
With no nose.

1518
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:41,720
Yeah.

1519
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,720
Um, it's hokey, but it's entertainment.

1520
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:43,720
Who cares?

1521
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:44,720
So I played the game.

1522
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:45,720
I thought it was well done.

1523
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:46,720
The TV show.

1524
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,720
I played it.

1525
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:48,720
Did you play fall out at all?

1526
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:49,720
The game.

1527
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:55,320
So I played the game in, um, and I'll tell you what, man, it, it was a hoot because you're

1528
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,560
seeing a lot of the stuff.

1529
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:03,880
Cause in the game you're, you, you show up kind of like the main character with the cowboy

1530
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,680
hat and you have no idea what's going on.

1531
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,680
Yeah.

1532
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,680
You kind of like, yeah, what's going on?

1533
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,560
Except you're not a ghoul, you know, and you, you kind of show up and like, except you're

1534
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,880
looking for, um, who's he looking for his dad, you know, essentially.

1535
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,280
And the girls don't look at first her dad.

1536
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,280
Yeah.

1537
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,280
Yeah.

1538
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:23,520
And, um, her mother, she's looking for her mother, her dad, her dad.

1539
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,520
Yeah.

1540
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,520
Yeah.

1541
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,520
Yeah.

1542
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,520
Yeah.

1543
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,920
Because he left, he left the underground pod, but her mother was the one that she was looking

1544
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,920
for.

1545
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:32,920
She didn't know her mother was dead.

1546
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,920
You know, her mother had left.

1547
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,560
That was the reason why I go on her dad had left.

1548
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,000
She went to go rescue her dad.

1549
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Yeah.

1550
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Correct.

1551
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,760
You know, but there was a, but the, the game is, is it follows suit pretty well with the

1552
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,760
game.

1553
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,200
I mean, the game is a lot of fun.

1554
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,760
You know, it's like it, it brings it.

1555
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:51,960
They have a lot of history because they, they, they have a lot of quests like in the Northeast

1556
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:57,920
region of the United States, like in Boston and Boston, they have a, it's cool because

1557
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:05,560
they have, it's like they did some sort of a laser kind of thing over the, um, the city

1558
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:10,600
where they, they, they make all the buildings up in 3d resolution, you know, it's, you go

1559
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,000
in there and you're like jumping on buildings and you hop in.

1560
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,200
And you're in the city.

1561
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,760
You're literally either, if you're going to map, you look at, there's a park there.

1562
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,440
Well, there's a park in the game too.

1563
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:24,040
So it's a replica of the city and they have something I call the, the, something trail.

1564
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,360
Uh, I forget what it's called.

1565
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,080
Uh, the white trail, the old trail, whatever trail of tears.

1566
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,800
No, it's just a trail that you follow.

1567
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:30,800
They have it currently right now.

1568
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:35,560
Cause I was looking because we went to Boston about two years ago and we're, we're in this

1569
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,720
like, it's a little map you follow and, uh, they have that in the game and it's, it's

1570
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,160
part of a quest thing.

1571
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:46,480
I thought it was interesting and they, they went up all down the East coast and no, it

1572
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,480
had a lot of history.

1573
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:53,400
Cause you had to go in there and you had to use actual historical, uh, details to unlock

1574
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,400
certain parts of the game.

1575
00:58:54,400 --> 00:59:00,920
You had to know my takeaway from watching the show was that the actress, the young actress

1576
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,480
had the biggest eyes I've ever seen to where I thought it might be art AI.

1577
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,600
That's just the way she is.

1578
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,120
I know she's got the biggest.

1579
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,160
I mean, she's beautiful.

1580
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:15,480
I'm not taking away from how pretty she is, but the biggest eyes I've ever seen.

1581
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:17,320
I was like, that's gotta be AI.

1582
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:18,320
It almost looks sickly.

1583
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,480
I don't know about sickly.

1584
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,680
It just, it was like almost like an alien.

1585
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,120
You know what I mean?

1586
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,920
The bigger round is she's beautiful though.

1587
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,900
I mean, but damn, I was like, are those real anyway?

1588
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,880
And you would think when you say those real, you're thinking of something else.

1589
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,880
Not her buttocks.

1590
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,880
Yeah.

1591
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:38,880
Her buttocks are earlobes.

1592
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,880
No, no, I agree with you.

1593
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,880
I saw the eyes.

1594
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:41,880
I was like, what the fuck?

1595
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,320
I thought it was, I thought it was AI too.

1596
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,320
I was like crazy.

1597
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,080
And then I Googled it real quick.

1598
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,120
I was like, whatever name was it?

1599
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,120
Bikini.

1600
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,120
Yeah.

1601
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,120
Yeah.

1602
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,640
Her name, her name, nude, nude bedroom.

1603
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,640
Nothing showed up.

1604
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:55,640
Launch array.

1605
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,640
Yeah.

1606
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,640
But she does.

1607
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:58,640
Her eyes were big.

1608
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,640
I was like, God damn.

1609
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,440
She looks, it's not normal, but nonetheless, she was very attractive.

1610
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:07,600
But you know what's funny in Disney, animated Disney, not the bullshit Disney.

1611
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:09,680
I guess it's all bullshit now, but it is.

1612
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:12,120
But they make the eyes really big, right?

1613
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,120
All the Disney girls.

1614
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:14,120
Correct.

1615
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,120
Anime does that as well.

1616
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,120
Yeah.

1617
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,040
Well, I mean, even she's like a real life big eye, you know, crazy.

1618
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:24,480
But even like on the, the, the vanity fair and the, the Vogue magazines, when they go

1619
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,480
in there and they digitally edit that stuff, they do the same thing.

1620
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,480
They make the eyes larger.

1621
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,480
Do they really?

1622
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,480
Oh yeah.

1623
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,480
A hundred percent.

1624
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,480
They shrink everything.

1625
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:33,880
Did they totally pick it up, man?

1626
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,560
And she's actually the, the product of what they're looking for.

1627
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,800
And then we're like, Holy fuck, we don't have to do shit to her.

1628
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:40,800
Is she genetically engineered?

1629
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:41,800
Is she GMO?

1630
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,800
She's GMO.

1631
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,320
She's a GMO actress genetically modified.

1632
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,560
She was like a Bill Gates, Hollywood, you know, partnership.

1633
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,560
Right.

1634
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:55,360
So, you know, you got nothing.

1635
01:00:55,360 --> 01:01:00,920
So speaking of the partnership, we are, we're launching our second half of the show and

1636
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,160
we haven't discussed the

1637
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:07,240
Oh yeah.

1638
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,240
The diet bourbon.

1639
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,080
This became highly recommended by Mr. Jeff.

1640
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,960
So Jeff, why don't you walk us through this?

1641
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:17,680
This is one of our, one of our favorite, one of our highest rated ones in the past.

1642
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:21,320
This is the Elijah Craig barrel proof.

1643
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:25,800
Oh, coming in at 124.8.

1644
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,800
Damn.

1645
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:29,840
This is batch.

1646
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,080
So this is a couple of years old.

1647
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:36,760
This is from batch C922, which is what we learned the other day was what?

1648
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,320
C is the third batch release of the year.

1649
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,320
Nine.

1650
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,360
Is this a gay bottle?

1651
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,360
It is.

1652
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,240
Kind of looks like R2D2.

1653
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,760
So it's a third of three releases in 2022.

1654
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:54,020
It's a limited edition calendar, Elijah Craig barrel proof C922 release as a moderately

1655
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:56,880
low ABV compared to some of the historical bottles.

1656
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,320
I don't even know how that's possible.

1657
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,320
120.

1658
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:06,160
If you would, it's 125 just for the, for the, for the, our fans, 12 years old, but the fans

1659
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,520
explain like one more time.

1660
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,520
I interrupted you.

1661
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,120
So the C means third release.

1662
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,000
So there's a release of B release and a C release.

1663
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,800
So three releases within a year.

1664
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,800
So A, B and C.

1665
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:23,760
So the first number is the month it gets released September nine and then the year 22.

1666
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,760
Okay.

1667
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:25,760
There you go.

1668
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:26,760
Because it is cryptic.

1669
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:27,760
It is cryptic.

1670
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,040
When you look at the bottles, it's almost like, I hate to say it, they break it up in

1671
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,480
four month intervals.

1672
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:35,720
At first it was almost like a turnoff for me because I was like, what the fuck are these

1673
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,760
numbers and letters and like, what's the big deal?

1674
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,760
You know what I mean?

1675
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,480
Who does that the worst is maker's mark.

1676
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:45,800
They have a lot of like FAAE02 fatty ester acid.

1677
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,520
Exactly what I was thinking of.

1678
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,360
So what is all that shit?

1679
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,360
But those are releases as well.

1680
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,400
I don't know what the FAAE and the BEPs and all that stuff is.

1681
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,400
It's too much.

1682
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,600
You know, you have FAAE1, you have FAAE2.

1683
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,600
There's two releases in that year, right?

1684
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:04,200
So I don't know what year it is, but I think this is, now that you know, it's easy to read.

1685
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,200
Exactly.

1686
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,920
It makes it a little less obnoxious.

1687
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,320
Maybe obnoxious is not the right word.

1688
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,320
All right.

1689
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:13,360
So what do we got for a nose and all that shit?

1690
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,360
The color is bog.

1691
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,360
All right.

1692
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,360
Brown.

1693
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,360
Okay.

1694
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,360
I'll do, I'll do the nose here.

1695
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:23,160
Brown sugar oak dab of cinnamon powder, touch of rise spice, faint baking spice, classic

1696
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,160
bourbon scent.

1697
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,160
It does, the classic bourbon.

1698
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,160
And it's very viscousy.

1699
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:29,160
He's got a very oily base to it.

1700
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,920
And it actually was a little appalling when I first took it down.

1701
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,360
It's kind of died out a little bit, but it needed to die out.

1702
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:37,280
First I was kind of like, fuck man, this is a little sickening.

1703
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,280
Yep.

1704
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,280
So the palette is the same thing.

1705
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,440
It's got a little brown sugar, the same rise spice.

1706
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:42,440
I'm sorry.

1707
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:45,200
Rise spice, aged oak and cinnamon spice.

1708
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,200
There you go, Jeff.

1709
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,200
There you go.

1710
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,840
In the bold heat, which is true.

1711
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,840
It is bold.

1712
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,840
It's bold.

1713
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,760
But no one mentions it's got a little leather.

1714
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:53,760
Oh, they do.

1715
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,760
The finish is a touch of leather.

1716
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,760
Touch of leather.

1717
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,760
Go ahead.

1718
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:57,760
It's hot though.

1719
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,720
Jeff, do the finish.

1720
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:03,720
The finish has some cinnamon, some rise spice.

1721
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,720
Oh, it came out his nose.

1722
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:07,720
Oh no.

1723
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,480
His sinuses are on fire right now.

1724
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,480
125 proof through the nose.

1725
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,480
Through the nostril region.

1726
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,480
Oh, he had to pause.

1727
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,480
Your eyes are watering.

1728
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:22,280
Every time Jeff talks like a fag, it always just fucking tears me up.

1729
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,280
He doesn't do it often.

1730
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,280
No, no.

1731
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,280
Yeah.

1732
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,280
It's a rare treat.

1733
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,280
Do it again.

1734
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,280
Say, say start over.

1735
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,280
I'm not drinking before that.

1736
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:36,760
It's a dab of aged oak, a touch of leather, like Paul said, and lingering heat.

1737
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,760
I could feel the heat.

1738
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,200
There's just it's hot.

1739
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,000
Kind of like that white pepper, white pepper.

1740
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Oh yeah.

1741
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Oh yeah.

1742
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,480
We'll talk about that in a second.

1743
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:51,120
But it says overall, according to who is this breaking bourbon, the final Elijah Craig barrel

1744
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:58,780
proof batch of 2022 provides the final Goldilocks piece of this year's trio of releases.

1745
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:04,160
So I got to be honest, I'm a little put off by the fact that after it's been, you know,

1746
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:05,160
breathing for what?

1747
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,160
An hour?

1748
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,160
An hour?

1749
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,160
Can we pause for a second?

1750
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:09,160
Yes.

1751
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,160
12 years.

1752
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,160
12 years old.

1753
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,160
12 years.

1754
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:13,160
12 years.

1755
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,160
So I'm in this.

1756
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,160
Damn.

1757
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,160
Okay.

1758
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:17,160
Okay.

1759
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,160
Yeah.

1760
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,240
But the fact that it's been breathing for an hour and it's still as hot as it is, I

1761
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,240
don't know.

1762
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,920
It's a little off putting for me.

1763
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,120
It's kind of cooled off for me.

1764
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,120
It's still hot.

1765
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:32,320
I took another strong pour and it's burning all the way down into the, you know, the nether

1766
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:33,320
region.

1767
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:38,520
My nasal passages into my, into my front hole, front hole.

1768
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,480
Shut the front door.

1769
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,480
Yes.

1770
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,280
You know, it's not the flavor's great.

1771
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,280
The flavor is great.

1772
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:50,420
It is, but damn that, that they call it the hug, by the way, don't say burn.

1773
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:51,640
It's the hug.

1774
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,640
So you don't like the heat?

1775
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:53,940
The Kentucky hug.

1776
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,680
So it's a little, it's a little off putting.

1777
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,680
I don't know.

1778
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:57,680
It affects how I'm enjoying this.

1779
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:04,440
So more Jordan Moscow, a November 11th, 2020, he, he says Elijah Craig barrel proof of

1780
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:07,840
bash C nine to two overall rating above average.

1781
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:08,840
Yeah.

1782
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,520
But only three out of five barrels.

1783
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:16,280
So why does he say why he needs to say why there we go.

1784
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:17,280
Yeah.

1785
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:21,360
So he said the last and also the highest proof of the logic, Craig barrel proof, 2022 series

1786
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:27,800
bash C nine to two tense to find more of a middle ground between the earlier releases.

1787
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:32,360
The year kicked off with the eight one 22, which delivered more of an earthy pour as

1788
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:38,360
was followed by the B 50 five to two, which was delivered a bit more of a spicy poor bassey

1789
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:43,200
nine to delivers a slightly sweet poor with a nice balance of additional spice and touch

1790
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,440
of earthy towns.

1791
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:49,320
But notice it, it knows it's a nose opens with a blend of classical perfect sense while

1792
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,720
it's palette and finish provides a sweeter and spicier notes with a touch of oak and

1793
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,520
leather to ground it.

1794
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,120
That's what I tasted from the very beginning.

1795
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,400
I would say it was like a catcher's mitt.

1796
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:05,960
When I first put it in my mouth, I was like, this is only as fuck.

1797
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,720
And I don't know if I'm going to be able to drink it because it was too oily.

1798
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,400
It was thick.

1799
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:16,040
It softened from the sweetness of the, of the, of the start, the, the, the palette that

1800
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,840
it sticks to the finish to the mouse and the throat, although let's get down to it.

1801
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:24,600
I don't recall what our earlier assessment was.

1802
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:25,600
I think we gave it eight.

1803
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,600
Yeah.

1804
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,600
That's going to change today.

1805
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,600
Yeah.

1806
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,200
Now I'm going to drop this to a seven one.

1807
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,880
No, I'm not that low.

1808
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:38,000
After that about seven, seven, I'm going six, six.

1809
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,120
You suck Paul.

1810
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:44,360
I just, I just, I just, I'm not digging the spicy finish fat pepperloaf.

1811
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,720
No, I'm really not.

1812
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,560
I still really enjoy this.

1813
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:52,120
Um, we'll have to look back at our, I think we all gave it eights or higher.

1814
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,520
Yeah, but not this one.

1815
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,000
I don't remember, right?

1816
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,240
Another, another, you know what?

1817
01:07:56,240 --> 01:07:57,240
I get so confused.

1818
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:01,840
We have so many fucking bottles out there and we have like, we have several Elijah Craig's

1819
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:07,120
and frankly, we just now recently learned what those little fucking numbers mean.

1820
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,760
The eight one, two, two.

1821
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:13,280
And now that I kind of, now that we know that it's going to be a little bit easier to track.

1822
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,440
But right now we didn't have this one though.

1823
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,440
Did we?

1824
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:17,440
We've never had this one.

1825
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:18,440
Yeah.

1826
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,440
This is our second pour off.

1827
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:20,440
This was, this was open.

1828
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,440
All right.

1829
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:27,040
Well then maybe I'm being hypocritical on my second, a tote, uh, you know, second pull

1830
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:28,040
on it.

1831
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:31,640
Well, it only goes to show that, you know, your palate changes over time.

1832
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,960
It could be day to day.

1833
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,080
It could be what you ate.

1834
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,080
Could be not what you ate.

1835
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,080
Could be your dehydration.

1836
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,080
It could be anything.

1837
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,720
There's it all ties in.

1838
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,720
Could be the white pepper.

1839
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,720
You can, it's the white pepper.

1840
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:46,720
Yeah, well, you know, we're kind of interested because we mentioned something in the world.

1841
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,400
Something was like, Oh, it tastes like white pepper.

1842
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,400
What is that all about?

1843
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,280
And we're like, I don't know what that's about.

1844
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,840
I don't even, I never heard of white pepper.

1845
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:53,840
Paul said.

1846
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,960
And well, that was the previous podcast.

1847
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,960
Yes.

1848
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:57,960
Yes.

1849
01:08:57,960 --> 01:08:58,960
Yes.

1850
01:08:58,960 --> 01:08:59,960
We talked about peppercorns.

1851
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:00,960
I was like, yes.

1852
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,320
I knew there was a green peppercorn and a black peppercorn.

1853
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,360
I had never heard of a white peppercorn.

1854
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,360
And I was like, what do they grow from?

1855
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,360
And you're like, Oh my God, were you an idiot?

1856
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,360
They're plants.

1857
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,360
They grow on the ground.

1858
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:11,360
Oh my God.

1859
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,360
What'd you call it?

1860
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,360
This is a plant.

1861
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,360
They grow on the ground?

1862
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,360
I thought you were a doctor's.

1863
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,360
Oh my God.

1864
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:17,360
I think it was in the same sentence.

1865
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,480
He belittled me and made me feel so small.

1866
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:26,700
Anyway, I thought through it.

1867
01:09:26,700 --> 01:09:31,420
I thought through it.

1868
01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:33,340
I still believe in myself.

1869
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:35,280
So he pulled out white pepper from downstairs and.

1870
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,860
I gave him a small dash.

1871
01:09:36,860 --> 01:09:41,100
And he poured a small dash in my palm, dude.

1872
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:42,380
Came out very fast.

1873
01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:43,500
Yeah, it did.

1874
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:45,660
And somehow some of it got up my nose.

1875
01:09:45,660 --> 01:09:48,220
I mean, I didn't snort it.

1876
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,180
Well, it's very fine.

1877
01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:50,140
It's almost like a powder.

1878
01:09:50,140 --> 01:09:55,140
I stuck my finger on my palm, put that over my tongue,

1879
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,820
and then somehow it went up my nose.

1880
01:09:57,820 --> 01:09:59,980
So anyway, but it's very interesting.

1881
01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:04,980
If you haven't had white pepper, it's got a,

1882
01:10:05,220 --> 01:10:07,100
now I feel like we're talking about bourbon again, right?

1883
01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:07,940
Right.

1884
01:10:07,940 --> 01:10:09,540
It's softer.

1885
01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:10,880
Like stone fruit?

1886
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:15,100
It's leather, a lot of leather, a lot of stone fruit

1887
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:16,560
in the white, white pepper.

1888
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:20,140
No, it's got a softer pepper taste, but the finish,

1889
01:10:20,140 --> 01:10:22,280
the finish, the finish.

1890
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:27,460
I sound like an idiot right now, but the finish is,

1891
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:28,700
it lasts.

1892
01:10:28,700 --> 01:10:32,820
It's a very long lasting pepper refinish.

1893
01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:33,660
Right.

1894
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,500
It's very interesting.

1895
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,660
It can feel the heat.

1896
01:10:35,660 --> 01:10:37,380
Yeah, and I kind of compared it to like something

1897
01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:39,620
you find in chilies, because it's like,

1898
01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:42,540
I want to say chili, like the meat chili with beans and stuff.

1899
01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:43,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1900
01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:46,540
It's because it's got a nice congruent heat.

1901
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:47,380
Long lasting.

1902
01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:48,220
That last long.

1903
01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:50,380
You eat it, it's not overwhelming,

1904
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,460
and it needs to be complemented with a couple things.

1905
01:10:52,460 --> 01:10:53,580
And it's great.

1906
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:57,820
I actually, the white pepper now, I understand it now.

1907
01:10:57,820 --> 01:10:59,260
And black pepper is completely different.

1908
01:10:59,260 --> 01:11:00,500
Completely different.

1909
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,340
It's kind of like, dude, it'll hit you right up front.

1910
01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,180
Boom.

1911
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:04,000
Yeah, and you're done.

1912
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:04,840
But it's short.

1913
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:05,680
And then you're done.

1914
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,580
Yeah.

1915
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:08,500
No, interesting.

1916
01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:12,860
I really need to get into more spices and cooking.

1917
01:11:12,860 --> 01:11:15,020
I'm just not a chef at this point in my life.

1918
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:15,940
You know what?

1919
01:11:15,940 --> 01:11:16,940
I need to be.

1920
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,140
We need to, you know, tell you what,

1921
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,180
we have a perfect guy that could come on the podcast.

1922
01:11:20,180 --> 01:11:21,820
He's been wanting to come up here forever.

1923
01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:22,980
It's Mike Gonzalez.

1924
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:25,780
He's up and coming.

1925
01:11:25,780 --> 01:11:27,340
He makes his own spices.

1926
01:11:27,340 --> 01:11:28,220
He's a chef.

1927
01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:29,380
He's a chef.

1928
01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:30,620
He's a culinary artist.

1929
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,540
Well, that's a vital.

1930
01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:32,380
How have you met?

1931
01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:33,220
I've invited him.

1932
01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:34,220
Have you met this guy?

1933
01:11:34,220 --> 01:11:35,780
He's one of Tara's cousins.

1934
01:11:35,780 --> 01:11:36,580
Nice.

1935
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:37,420
He's a Democrat.

1936
01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:38,420
Oh.

1937
01:11:38,420 --> 01:11:39,380
That's an ender.

1938
01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:40,180
Well, I mean.

1939
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:40,700
No, no, no.

1940
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:41,180
Hold on.

1941
01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:43,140
Does he like bourbon?

1942
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:43,940
You know what?

1943
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:44,700
He's a good person.

1944
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:45,380
I'm kidding.

1945
01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:46,060
I'm kidding.

1946
01:11:46,060 --> 01:11:46,540
Of course.

1947
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:48,460
He showed up with toenails painted blue.

1948
01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:49,580
Oh.

1949
01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:50,500
That's hot.

1950
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:50,860
I mean.

1951
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,740
Whatever makes you feel good.

1952
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:52,260
No, no, no.

1953
01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:53,740
I mean, gosh, that's outrageous.

1954
01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:54,380
I don't care.

1955
01:11:54,380 --> 01:11:54,860
I don't care.

1956
01:11:54,860 --> 01:11:56,340
I think of the day, I still don't give a fuck.

1957
01:11:56,340 --> 01:11:59,540
I'm just kind of painting a picture, no pun intended.

1958
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,820
Dude, we don't.

1959
01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:01,700
He really is.

1960
01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:03,420
If there's anyone that knows how to cook shit

1961
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:06,020
and knows anything about spices and cooking, it's him.

1962
01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:06,700
I trust him.

1963
01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:08,860
If I were to ask him, hey, look, I need something done

1964
01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:11,100
other than Jeff, it would be him.

1965
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:11,700
You know what?

1966
01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:12,820
I know we're running out of time.

1967
01:12:12,820 --> 01:12:13,900
I'm going to say one thing.

1968
01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,460
And we can't expand on it because we don't have time.

1969
01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:18,820
My wife said something perfect today

1970
01:12:18,820 --> 01:12:21,940
that we were discussing different things about racism

1971
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:23,220
or whatever.

1972
01:12:23,220 --> 01:12:26,860
There is a difference between a macro thought and a micro

1973
01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:28,100
thought.

1974
01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:30,180
In other words, you can have opinion

1975
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:32,500
about what's happening at a macro level

1976
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,580
for different types of things.

1977
01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:39,660
But on a micro level, a person level, you love them.

1978
01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:41,300
God bless.

1979
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:43,300
You love them on a micro level.

1980
01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:45,780
On a macro level, you can make all sorts of generalizations

1981
01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:47,780
and you lump and you do this and you do that.

1982
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,540
You make mistakes.

1983
01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:49,660
It's called stereotyping.

1984
01:12:49,660 --> 01:12:50,180
Yes.

1985
01:12:50,180 --> 01:12:52,780
But on a micro level, it's a person and you love them.

1986
01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:55,500
So anybody who comes to the podcast, we don't give a shit.

1987
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,500
We love you.

1988
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,300
Exactly.

1989
01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:59,540
All right, well, we're wrapping this up because it's late.

1990
01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:02,380
June 10th, it's the second half of our podcast.

1991
01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:03,020
Dudes, I got some.

1992
01:13:03,020 --> 01:13:03,380
Sean.

1993
01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:03,900
I'm Paul.

1994
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:04,580
I'm Jeff.

1995
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:07,780
Join us on Facebook.

1996
01:13:07,780 --> 01:13:09,620
Dudes, I gots Dash podcast.

1997
01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:10,940
Join us on Instagram.

1998
01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:12,860
Dash dudes, I gots Dash podcast.

1999
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:13,940
What about Snapchat?

2000
01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:14,780
Oh, what's app?

2001
01:13:14,780 --> 01:13:15,860
We don't have a Snapchat.

2002
01:13:15,860 --> 01:13:17,140
We don't have any of that shit.

2003
01:13:17,140 --> 01:13:17,740
Dudes, I got some.

2004
01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:18,260
Sean.

2005
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:18,980
I'm Paul again.

2006
01:13:18,980 --> 01:13:19,940
And Jeff's here.

2007
01:13:19,940 --> 01:13:20,740
And Jeff's gone.

2008
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:49,020
Dudes, I gots Dash podcast.

