We're right on time.
Yes we are.
We looked at the clock it said 6.59.
We're early.
Very nice.
That was resetting the entire board up.
Because you used it this past weekend for a music fest.
So we had to ride it.
Sean and Paul said it.
In McKinney.
That's right.
So they had the Texas Music Revolution, otherwise known as the TMR, Downtown McKinney, happens
in the month of I guess May, June, whatever.
It rained last year.
And it was like 68 degrees.
It rained down a lot.
Was it like 68 degrees and nice and cool and breezy?
It wasn't 110.
It was hot.
Well you know what we didn't.
In fact.
You still had some ball sweat working I'm sure.
I was going back and forth.
I was playing extra.
Basically I was an extra person trying to help out running beer back and forth to the
bar over there in the alley.
Excuse me man.
All right well we're doing a podcast on Monday night.
It's June 10th.
Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I'm Paul.
And I am Jeff.
And we've got some fantastic bourbon.
We've got some cool stories that we're going to be spouting on a little bit.
Little Justin Trudeau.
Little Canada.
Little fuckhole.
Little bourbon.
Fuckhole.
Front hole.
Just because it's a hole doesn't mean you have to fuck it.
Jesus.
God.
There's a hole by a beer can.
You have to watch it.
Show them.
No shit.
Put your hand over it.
There's no way.
He's got a stretch arm strong.
Only when it's flash you have to kind of like knead it down into it.
Rubber band man.
Hey you know off the subject I'm getting this flood of memories here because I was like
taking your dick in a can.
We were talking about you know we tried talking about like the top ten of you know music 70s
bands 80s bands whatever and I was watching something on the news they were talking about
the top like the rock and roll Hall of Fame.
Because they announced this morning that Foreigner just made it to the Hall of Fame.
Which was kind of cool because they had the lead singer on there and he admits he's kind
of like he comes out he says yeah you know I'm so thankful that we're here to represent
Foreigner and you know because you know all those original artists that were in performers
were for Foreigner.
They deserve it man.
We've kind of taken the name of it and we're basically he kind of admitted that they're
a cover band and that's humility.
I like that.
It was and he was just like hey man we're thankful and we're going to ride this bus
until we can't anymore.
So they were there actually at the Hall of Fame in what do you call it induction?
They didn't do the induction yet so it's not abduction it's induction.
So they haven't done it yet but they just announced hey you guys are going to be inducted
in the Hall of Fame.
So is Lou Graham going to be there too?
He should be.
Is he still alive?
Yeah he is.
Well I guess he will be.
He looks kind of trollish.
Are all the originals still alive?
No.
I mean I know some have left the band but that doesn't mean they died.
I think Mick Jones the reason he wasn't at the concert we saw which made it a complete
cover band is because his health isn't very good.
I think he's still alive but he had to drop off that tour because his health.
Well hopefully if they do this all the originals that are still alive go.
Well I tell you what I think Mick Jones probably would have died the night they played for
us because it was what 130 degrees out.
That's ridiculous.
I thought I was going to die and I wasn't doing shit.
Was that Jexa or something like that?
No it was down there at Fair Park.
Fair Park.
Whatever they call it.
Doseckies.
Hell.
Yeah it's called the Firebox.
That was when my sister was with us.
She was a lot of fun.
I mean I want to go see the Sammy Hagar Van Halen thing but it's on August 15th or whatever
it is.
I don't want to do that.
What if we have like a free cold front come through then you're going to really regret
it.
I will.
For some of those folks that are interested in some of the doings that we do because we
do do things sometimes with the Whiskey Trail.
We post pictures wherever we're at.
Check us out on Facebook.
Dudes Like Us podcast.
Check us out on Instagram.
Dudes Like Us dash podcast.
We like to post our bourbons that we try every single week.
So if you want to see part of what's in our collection.
There they are.
They're all not listed but they kind of.
Yeah you have to look at the picture and then you'd be like oh I've been wanting to know
what that tastes like.
We need to have.
Find our episode.
We need to have a link set up to maybe an Excel or a PDF of our or the bourbons that
we have and upload all that.
Put our name out there.
I don't know how to do that like a Google Drive.
Yeah we use a Google Drive.
Put a link in the Instagram or put a link on the Facebook page to tell you all the bourbons
have.
In fact it could be a screenshot.
It doesn't matter.
They need something linkable so they can click it you know.
Also the our infinity bottle which is ridiculous.
We have over 30 bottles in that thing.
Yeah we do.
We tried that in a while.
Chuck did last week.
What did he say about it.
He said it was it was enormous.
He said he loved it.
Oh yeah.
It is this.
In fact he didn't even ask.
He's like fuck off man.
I'm tasting this damn thing.
I'm trying this first.
Poor Chuck.
He's going I haven't been on the damn podcast in two years.
You guys have built this up and I haven't been able to sample it.
I'm here and everybody else sample it you sons of bitches.
I had no idea it's been that long.
It's crazy.
Well we miss Chuck.
You know he's going to have to come back more.
He's got cash and he's come back.
I don't know.
Larry Kuvion was even asking about coming back on.
Yeah.
I mean I have several people wanting to come back.
Well you know we got a lot of things going on.
There's scheduling conflicts going on.
Jeff's got to take up finishing up his father's passing away and going to go to Nevada.
Nevada.
And kind of check out the houses.
Will your sister be there as well.
Yeah she's coming out there.
We're having to tie things up right.
So that's a tough process.
You know I don't know if we'll be ready to sell the house over the next couple of weeks
but it's going to be hopefully a good start.
Get the real estate agent find out what we need to do.
Yeah.
You have to figure out somehow a way to get his furniture out of there.
Your dad was pretty smart.
You know by planning ahead like you had shared you know he had already boxed up a bunch of
stuff for you guys.
Oh he did.
Started mailing it out and he kind of.
I even asked him.
I was like why are you sending all this stuff now.
He goes I don't want you and your sister to have to deal with this when I'm gone.
Right.
I'm just going to.
Are you talking about your one hundred eighty thousand rounds of.
Yeah the ten thousand nine millimeters and.
That you received in the mail.
Not really just.
Which you're hoarding.
It's nine thousand.
Well you could order ammo online and they mail it to you.
Yeah that is weird.
You can.
Or we could just borrow some from Jeff because he has one hundred eighty thousand rounds
of them.
Yeah.
That's right.
But he needs to hang on to that in case you know.
But there's still a bunch of stuff out there.
Yeah I know shit.
But there's still some stuff out there right.
That's.
C4 mines.
We need to get you know some of the paperwork.
Some.
He still has a couple of guns out there that I have to get.
Where are you going to drive him back.
So he should be good.
Yeah he's got a couple of really nice looking pellet guns.
Oh cool.
They look like AR-15 type style pellet guns.
He's got like two three or four of those things.
So what was his what's the story behind all of his guns.
He was a big Second Amendment guy.
He'd go to the shooting range and he'd carry one with them in the car.
He had his concealed carry.
He took classes.
He went to trainings when he was young when he could still do it right.
He went to all these different trainings.
So was he shooting rabbits with the pellet gun.
Well he's well yeah out there he had some acreage and when they first moved out there
trying to grow these plants and all they have big jack rabbits out there.
They'll come by and just decimate everything they just planted.
So he got sick of it.
He tried all kinds of stuff.
You know he got coyote pee.
He got wolf pee.
He got bear pee.
He tried to be humane.
Lion pee.
He tried all that stuff.
Sorry lion pee.
All of it.
Urine.
I need to buy some lion pee.
Can you get that at Lowe's.
I don't know.
I hear it's wonderful for a drive.
He found it all man.
And he's like that shit doesn't work.
So he ultimately ended up getting these pellet guns.
And he'd sit back on his back patio.
Oh that's way more fun.
And as those rabbits would come out.
Way more fun.
And he goes I shot at so many I only hit one.
Was it a fully auto?
Fully auto pellet gun with a silencer?
You'll be surprised what these things look like.
They look like a real gun.
Full on gun.
Which is scary when in the hands of kids.
Yes.
Because that's how they get shot.
I know.
I mean you gotta see that stuff.
It's a boop boop boop boop.
Yeah brody.
Well you'll see it when I bring them back.
I mean they're big.
They're rifles.
I mean I don't know if they're full auto or anything.
Yeah brody.
Brody's got one.
It looks like.
Two cartridges and it shoots little metal pellets.
Hourglass looking things.
Brody's got a BB gun that looks like a full on machine gun.
If he had it in his car or was walking around in a shady area.
Yeah it would be bad.
Yeah.
That'd be all Kyle Rittenhouse.
Yeah.
Yeah and he's got a big old.
I found it when I was out there moving him out here.
I was going through his closet to go okay what does he need?
So I was going through his closet.
He has a big old key bar knife.
Oh wow.
Which is really nice which was extremely sharp.
It was like one of these big military grade.
Okay not like a machete but like a.
No it was a.
Giant bowie knife.
I took a picture of it.
Are you going to bring that back with you?
Yeah.
Oh hell yeah.
I took a picture of it.
I don't know if I still have it.
The hell.
He's going to leave it there?
Chill out Ramble.
I thought maybe he would like you know like sell it with the rest of the stuff.
I don't know.
No I'm not going to.
Here it is right here.
Oh.
Look at that thing.
It's a knife.
Oh good lord.
Oh and it's got that like it's like the gray graphite looking military knife.
That's an angry knife.
I'd do some uh scramble some eggs.
Yeah it was uh it was very sharp.
Cool.
I stabbed it in my stomach and it.
Oh you did?
Penetrate a little bit yeah.
Oh that's neat.
Wow.
So.
It sounds like you practice you know knife safety.
So did you go through the house pretty much and check every kind of closet drawer.
Well we moved them out here right.
So I was like okay what does he need to live out here.
Bare minimum.
So you did kind of an assessment sort of speak.
Kind of there's still a lot out there.
He's got a bunch of clothes still out there.
Toiletries obviously.
His furniture is still out there.
And they don't have anything that'll come pick it up like a like a charity.
It's not like Frisco Dallas.
No it's small small town.
Right.
So they don't have the same services that you find here in Frisco which is very frustrating
because you're like how do you get used to living in a place like this.
You tell your wife to get on Facebook marketplace and just post it.
I don't have time for an estate sale or anything like that.
No no.
So you put the stuff on Facebook marketplace and just say hey come here first come first
serve.
Free.
But they have people that do all of that for you.
Yeah but I'm not going to be out there for that long.
How long are you going to be out there.
No but you don't have to be out there.
Week and a half maybe.
You actually don't have to be out there.
If you make a Facebook marketplace and you put the words free they will come.
They'll come and pick up everything.
This is true.
They will.
I mean I put free on the shit that come out and grab instantly.
I'm just saying that like there are people there are companies that you know after you
go in and you mark everything that you want to keep.
Oh I know we've been to those.
Right.
But I mean you don't have to be there for that.
I mean they will do it all.
Well I'm going to get with the real estate agent to see if she has any ideas as well.
Right.
Yeah so that's exactly right Paul.
They'll go they'll go they'll set up their other their stuff because they have an agreement
that you know X amount of dollars goes back to that company.
Right.
They're trying to sell it.
But that's not the spirit of what's going on here.
He just wants to dump it.
I wonder if they.
I want to donate it.
Yeah I wonder if they handle that too.
They might.
I'm sure there is.
Well yeah you designate throw away you designate donate and you throw and you designate.
Well again that is different there than it is here.
Yeah I got you.
It's a very small town.
Sure.
Yeah but they've got this they've got people from the south border living around there
somewhere.
Yeah.
How big how big is this the nearest city.
It's small.
You know how far away is the nearest.
Well you got Carson City which is about 45 minutes away.
All right.
What about big ones like Reno.
About an hour and a half.
That would be no issue for a company coming out there.
That's what I would think.
I don't know.
We haven't reached out.
Well actually we did and none of them are taking any furniture.
Oh right.
So that's a thing.
I'm not going to give them give them his clothes because he wore he was he was a very wealthy
man but he wore the same clothes for 20 years.
He was frugal.
Yeah he was.
And that's not uncommon.
No.
Especially for that generation.
Yeah.
So he you know his clothes I'm not going to keep unless I find something that's brand
new that's not been open then we'll donate that.
What if he's got like a full wardrobe of Metallica everything shirt pants underwear
or maybe not the underwear.
Underwear now pass.
I think that's a nice show.
But if he's got some new things and matching band and stuff like that maybe I'll say you
know hey this will fit Stephen or me because he was he was tall a little bit taller than
me but I was broader than he was broader broader.
Yeah.
I was husky.
Yeah.
I like the way you frame that.
I was much more masculine man.
I was a size D foot.
Well no he was a marathoner so he was in shape.
I was not.
Yeah.
Not like a marathoner anyway.
Yeah.
That's what pissed him off.
He got angry and bitter there at the end after his heart attack.
He's like this wasn't supposed to happen.
He goes why did I do all of that running.
Oh.
To end up here like this.
He could barely breathe.
Yeah.
He wanted to be like rewarded for a good life living.
And I told him and this was when he was going up in this past February for his surgery and
I looked up and I was like Dad you made it another 10 years past the average.
I was like that stuff did work.
Yeah.
You can't beat genetics man.
You just can't beat genetics.
No.
I mean eventually genetics catches up to you.
Or three feet of snow that gives you a heart attack.
There you go.
At the age of 80.
You never know.
I mean that's really probably what did it but no that's what did it.
But you know you never know.
I mean there's people out there that eat pounds of bacon and smoke cigarettes every single
day and they live to be 95 years old.
That's genetics I think at that point.
It's not it's not to say that you should just you know say fuck it it doesn't matter what
I do.
You know genetics is going to decide for me.
Not to that level but it definitely I don't think if you have like hereditary anything
and you you try to do you know you over over train and go like painfully go a certain diet
direction.
Yeah.
I don't I'm not sure.
I'm not sure that's going to matter.
Well those high level athletes die as well.
Yeah.
Marathoners.
Especially if you have the covid shot.
I knew that was coming.
Yeah.
Well it's true.
As a matter of fact I saw I saw a study come out that said it it was like an organization
of doctors and they said the vaccine contributed to excess death.
Speaking of that you know and Fauci's been on the Congress bench they're ripping up one
side and down the other.
But my point is I think I saw this last time is anything going to happen.
Yeah.
What is what is the point.
What's the point of doing this.
They keep bringing hasn't it been like this like the fifth or sixth time they brought
him back to talk in front of her.
He retired he retired like two years ago.
Right.
And what I mean I think we all know he's a liar and he was out to self you know the self
enrich but maybe it's maybe isn't his wife like the FDA president.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I don't know.
But maybe they want him to suffer.
They want to make him pay.
Well I think it's that but also hey we need to fix everything you did wrong so we need
to hear you say yeah what I told you was wrong.
That's a good point.
And that's worth doing because we can't do this again.
Bird flu is coming and we're not doing this again.
Well what I'm afraid of is something his wife is Christine Grady and she's the head of the
department at the National Institute of Health.
Oh good Lord.
How old is she because he's like 80 is she 72.
Yeah.
Because it's a time when you just retire from that but it's probably so gravy.
Oh she's making 200 300 thousand dollars a year.
That is she's the one that is authorizing the drugs.
So when you have a new drug that comes out she's on the head of the department.
The NIH they do that.
Well that's what that's what it said.
Click on that fact check it says Dr. Christine Grady.
Go down right there.
Routers.
Right there click on that fact check routers Reuters whatever Reuters routers right here
right right there.
Yeah.
So it's routers like your Asus router would you shut up.
God I'm not a genius.
I'm just really close.
All right.
Right below that IQ right below.
Well I don't know what you just I think you scale the IQ scales jacked up.
So I don't believe that at all.
Anthony Fauci's wife is not just Lane Maxwell's sister is but what whatever.
OK never mind.
I thought there was going to be something significant there.
All right.
After I thought yeah.
Well yeah I shouldn't.
I don't even know how to say routers.
Although well you said routers is fine but you say Reuters correctly.
Oh what what do you mean.
Yes.
All right.
So you know there was there was several there were several congressmen that were just tearing
up that were tearing Fauci up and then rightfully so.
Marjorie Taylor Green was lightened into his ass about the Beagles the Beagles and she
also lit in his ass about everyone did.
I mean it's like who came up with the six foot distancing.
You know he's like he just appeared one day.
I don't know where it came from.
I don't know.
All of a sudden I had pizza and all of a sudden was a note on my desk.
Hey six feet away.
I was like you fucking piece of shit.
And then it was like the masks.
It was like oh you know you don't need a mask.
The mask you have to fit.
I was saying that from the very beginning.
We all know where they pull up the book with email.
He's saying yeah these don't do anything.
That's because they the the molecule is smaller than the mask.
Correct.
It's just so what's so bad about it is it turned this country you know devoured itself
fighting over mask and fighting over it was.
It was.
It was up the kids schooling system.
It was such an impact.
It ruined a lot of people's lives in the professional world.
You know all the military soldiers that were on the front line that were like fuck this.
I don't want to take this.
They got discharges.
Discharge dishonorably discharged.
Unbelievable.
That's just that's all needs to be.
Was it a dishonorable.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
I would know.
Initially it was.
Yes.
And then I think they came back and they.
Yes.
Initially it was a dishonorable discharge and then they went ahead and reversed that.
Insane.
You know it is just it's bullshit because now we have a we have a military with a bunch
of fucking.
I mean look our military is bad ass.
Don't get me wrong.
But we're low.
We need more people to sign up.
But we're getting a bunch of motherfuckers in there that just fucking woke pieces of
shit you know.
Just come on.
I mean they're showing these advertisements for Russia and their soldiers.
You see them on TV and they're all masculine and oh they got the guns and their exercise
and who.
And we got this fucking argument.
Oh we want some trans guys in here dancing on the little sailboats.
The fuck out of here.
What is going on.
And we have what is going on.
And we have pride painted bullets.
What the fuck.
Oh fuck.
Pride painted bullets.
Yeah.
And bombs.
I don't care if you want to be gay.
You have to be a badass.
You have to be a badass and kill things.
There are a lot of gay guys out there that probably are badass.
I'm just saying it doesn't have.
There's no room for it in our government.
Just like that dude the lipstick wearing clothing stealing.
The nuclear guy.
Jackass that was.
The new.
Suitcases from airport luggage racks.
But that's such a good point you raised there.
Like when we think of you know like gayness or a gay guy we think.
Yeah we think feminine.
Not at all.
I know a lot of guys that were extremely masculine and you would never know they're gay until
they their boyfriend shows up and then they get all kind of giddy and they look at each
other and it's like dude you are a little twinkle.
But I'll never forget the story my mom told.
She was at UCLA.
Twinkle.
She was at UCLA.
She went to undergrad there.
And she.
No graduate school.
She went to graduate school there.
She was with the Hells Angels.
She actually.
I told you that.
I told you that story.
It was with Carl Sagan too.
All true stories.
Just all these name drops.
Hi Carl.
It's all true.
Anyway so she goes to a party.
By the way I want you to google.
She's enticed by all these good looking built men and she finds out they're all gay and
she's like what a waste.
Oh she was so upset.
I was like gross mom.
Yeah.
Thanks for sharing that story.
She liked wiener too.
Wow.
See I can't.
She was only.
I held off.
There was only one wiener he liked.
I held off.
I didn't say.
And that was Oscar Meyer.
Correct.
That still do.
My mom had some crazy college stories man.
The ones she told you.
They're true.
They're all true.
There's many that she hasn't told you that probably.
She had such a great time with the Hells Angels.
They gave her a get out of jail card for free.
No they just.
She was on the side of the road.
You still have that?
I don't know.
The card?
She was on the side of the road and broken down and Hells Angels pulled up and he said
he was the chapter head and any anytime day or night he needs you know she needs anything
it just you know boom.
And she's like okay whatever I just want to get back in my car.
I'm scared.
Right.
No shit.
I don't know.
I think my mom probably would have been like okay yeah.
I'll party with you.
Oh wow.
Wow.
Well you know what you never know.
You never know.
Because I've known.
I know a lot of bikers.
I don't know anymore.
There was a time.
Our parents were alive during the 70s.
A lot of crazy shit happened.
Yeah but the dope smoking back then was completely different.
I mean the dope back there had like 10% of what they got now.
The stuff they have now is put you in comatose.
I don't think my parents did the dope and I don't think they were the swingin disco
scene type.
Oh was your dad more of the Archie Bunker style?
No they would.
Jesus he did.
They went out disco dancing probably in the early to mid 80s when disco was starting to
die and they would go out.
I don't know if they call it disco dance but they go dancing right.
To the club.
John Q's right there in Blue Ash.
Which dad would have any.
You know what you go back to the house you can find out if he's got that Johnny Travolta
dance disco night fever outfit.
You know.
White things with some tabs on the side.
I posted a picture of him with my mom.
Bell bottoms.
On his obituary on one of their date nights.
Chest hair hanging all out.
A large medallion swinging.
Do you have a gold tooth to lop on there?
He was wearing a full suit when they would go out.
Oh wow.
Like full suit.
Fancy party.
Coat, jacket.
Probably a vest as well.
I was going to pull up the picture.
Do you have a little watch with a chain?
I think you think in the 20s maybe.
It's a little over the top for dancing in the 70s.
I wouldn't go dancing especially when I have a vest on.
Three piece suit.
Golly.
Yeah but she's all decked out too though.
Oh yeah.
They were going to a gala.
No they were going disco dancing.
Oh wow.
No that's what he would wear.
That's what they would wear.
Oh shit.
Sweating like a barnyard animal.
Oh yeah.
And they'd come home drunk.
Really?
How old were you?
You remember this?
Probably 12, 13.
You remember them coming home drunk?
Oh it was pitiful because just like how we are with our kids.
Especially the moms.
They get home and they tear it up.
Get all lovey-tovey.
You know like the moms get.
I would be like get away from me mom.
I love you.
Oh shoot.
Lovey-dovey with you.
Your dad would be like shut up Jeff.
Get in the kitchen.
Make yourself some power to milk and go to bed.
The fuck's wrong?
Yeah.
It's my time.
You could have three chips out of the bed.
Woman.
Bedroom.
Now.
That's the way they talked back then.
Well what's weird is.
Well what's weird is he would go to bed like at eight.
Because he would wake up at four thirty, five o'clock to go to work.
Yeah.
I can't wrap my head around that.
And he did that his entire life.
And my mom would be up until eleven midnight drinking her Diet Right.
Diet Right.
Flat Diet Right and watching Johnny Carson or whatever.
Why you say flat Diet Right?
That's what she liked.
You know she would just.
She let the carbonation run out?
Well she let it sit there to get all flat and yes.
She wanted the carbonation out of it.
Well let's be honest.
CO2 is not really excellent for your digestive system.
I can't drink soda that is decarbonated.
Yeah.
It'll be all.
She put a bunch of ice in it.
I just can't.
Watered down.
I'll dump out whole two little bottles that are like just a full.
What a waste.
It is because it lost its.
I hate two little bottles.
They last three days.
Yeah but don't you know you get the screw on cap and you can revitalize that thing with
a little.
What is that?
Little pump.
Yeah I think I tried that.
Little pump action.
You know the head little thing at the thing you went.
It's got an actual CO2 canister.
You stood on there.
You screwed on there.
I don't know.
That's that's that's where you make your own soda.
Yeah I gave you mine.
Did you use that?
I never used it.
I still have it.
It works.
Yeah.
Works.
How come you still you just stopped drinking sodas.
That and I think the one that we really drank.
They.
Soda stream.
Yeah the soda stream.
Soda stream.
It works.
Yeah.
We had a filtered coffee shop down Tom McKinney.
We had it worked great.
Yeah you can carbonate bubbles.
You can carbonate anything any.
Yeah.
Any drink.
Can you carbonate milk.
You probably could.
How gross.
There's a certain way you have to do it because.
You know acids would break down.
I wouldn't recommend it either.
Yeah there's you have to do it in a certain order.
I can't remember what it was otherwise it'll just like explode and foam all over you.
Gross.
You know going back to the parents that party.
So like wow we were in Jakarta.
You heard that and you.
We were in Jakarta.
Exploding all over.
And they were nude at the pool.
No.
Well that was Jim's story.
Why do you guys have to bring that story up.
The gross skinny Dutch parents.
The old mango tits just swinging down there.
Mango.
No they were no tits.
It's gross.
Oh.
Anyway I didn't look I literally didn't look.
I looked once I was like oh my god what's happening.
This is at my friend's house.
Anyway I don't even want to talk about that.
I want to talk about how in over there you had drivers.
So you had your own Uber.
Everybody had their own Uber driver that they paid.
So everybody had drivers.
So was this like a five dollars a day or.
I don't know what they got paid.
Was it security reasons.
So I think I share that story with you.
When you're overseas at least in Indonesia.
Part of the condition of a company coming in and exploiting the natural resources there
is that.
You have to put the work.
You have to provide local employment.
And so you had guards for your house and you had maids and you had cooks and you had drivers
and I mean that just was an automatic.
So you had your own chef.
We did not.
My mom refused to have a chef because she did.
She wanted to cook.
So we did not have what she is stay at home mom.
She was.
Yeah if you take that away that would I would think take away a big portion of your day
or your responsibility.
I would live it up.
I'd go on museums go bourbon hunting.
Fishing bourbon hunting.
Yeah.
Yeah that would have been at the top of my mom's list.
I'm gonna go bourbon hunting a little alligator hunting in Shangri-la.
They have bourbon over there.
I'm sure they do.
Let me some whiskey.
What were they saying.
So back in the 80s it was the 80s.
This is well yeah.
No it was the 80s.
It was Japan saved the bourbon industry.
That's what I've heard because it was America was not drinking bourbon in the 80s.
Much of the Japanese were drinking Japanese were drinking it like crazy and it saved the
bourbon industry.
That's why you have Japanese told me that anyway.
That's that's interesting.
That is interesting.
Why those Kentucky dudes you're talking to probably.
Well you know it is interesting because they they they continue the trend too because now
you go buy some of those they have like they buy a bunch of M.G.P. juice here.
They bring it all the way over to Japan and they spritz it all over the little wood chips
they have and then they bring it back.
It's kind of silly.
Like we buy a bottle of really nice good whiskey Ford slash bourbon.
Can't be bourbon though.
Whiskey two three four hundred bucks.
Yeah the Japanese.
The Japanese.
They're proud of this shit.
Fuck that.
Well why are you saying over chips.
Are you saying they don't they don't put it in their own barrels sarcastic.
You know it's because you look at some of these and it's so light there's no color to
it.
It's like a char one.
There are some there are some that are very sought after and I think we should try a couple
of the Japanese whiskeys.
Yeah that'd be cool.
Well there's supposed to be we do.
Well I have one in my house.
It's like a three hundred dollar bottle.
Oh.
I shared that with us.
Oh that's interesting.
Oh no it's not.
Is that with your other podcast.
Yeah.
And your other podcasters.
Friends like us.
Yeah.
Tranny's like us.
By the way for some of those folks out there that have an opportunity you know thank you
for listening first of all.
It's dudes like us not guys like us because if you do not do not go to guys like us you
might as well Google a blue waffle.
It's just.
I was just chatting with a friend tonight and he was like what is it guys like us.
I said no no dudes like us.
He goes oh it's not guys.
Oh it just showed up on the work computer.
He's like that's great.
I've just been flagged.
I've been targeted.
The computer shutting down.
Yeah be careful with that.
Dudes like us.
All right.
So well you know so back to the Fauci thing I mean we were pretty satisfied with the results
since we have no idea what the fuck they're even talking about.
She says you should be in prison.
Oh M.G.
Marjorie Marjorie Green Marjorie Taylor Green Marjorie Taylor Green.
She said you should be in prison and he should.
You know I'm not talking about just about the Beagles.
What did what did Paul.
What's his brand Paul Rand Paul always rails.
Oh yeah.
He was he never respected him from day one because he knew it was full.
Well he's a doctor.
I know and he knew it was all bullshit.
And so did he.
Was he at this hearing.
You guys know.
I don't think he was.
He's a senator.
This was the house.
Oh OK.
Because he usually has all Jim Jordan.
He's got all the courtables.
Jim Jordan's pretty hot too.
He's a real fast talker.
He's you know look they're a piece of shit.
The whole.
It's been connived.
Yeah it's.
You mean the whole.
Yeah.
Well I think I think it's it's come out that yeah they people know this now but I still
think there's a subset of folks out there who still they still make up.
They still man.
I see people at mask all the time all the time.
I'm just like you're stupid.
Well they can.
I don't give a shit.
Let's vote for Biden.
As.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
But.
Well right.
They can do whatever they want.
Yeah it's free country.
Just don't give me shit when I don't do it.
Yeah.
That's right.
Kind of like calling me females.
You know the front hole in the you know it's a vagina.
OK.
Stupid fuck.
We don't use the V word on this show.
Oh which part.
Viac.
We call it front hole or or bonus hole.
No I like to call it.
We have it.
I like to call it the feminine flower.
We were talking about Canada and you had mentioned something about.
There's the the Cancer Institute of Canada or something like that.
A significant organization significant organization in Canada apologize Canada.
Yeah they apologize because they use the term cervix instead of instead of front.
OK first off.
First off.
They offended the trans women.
Yeah.
But first off the cervix is not the outer hole.
The vagina is the outer hole.
Well.
The cervix is up inside there.
That's not a front hole.
Well men.
It's retarded.
The whole thing is so dumb.
Why are we such cowards.
Why are we catering to to what is likely four or five percent of the country of the world.
Not even that much.
It's not even that much.
Why are we catering.
We are cowards.
Stand up for what has been published documented studied medical fact.
Yeah I don't know.
So the board of this foundation there is right there cancer charity.
What is it.
Sorry after using cervix for transgender community.
Absolutely ridiculous.
The Canadian Cancer Society is apologize if you use the term cervix on a web page for
transgender and non binary people assigned female at birth.
So click on click on that.
Go down.
They can't even say women as a trans man or non binary person assigned female at birth.
Do I need to get screened for cervical cancer.
You can't call it cervical cancer.
It's got to be front whole cancer.
That is fucking retarded because you can't have front whole cancer if it's a fake vagina.
It's a fake hole.
It's an inverted penis.
It doesn't work that way.
It's more like a yeast infection or a bacterium buildup.
Well read that says trans non binary and gender diverse people face significant barriers to
accessing health care and are less likely than cisgender people to be screened for cancer.
Fuck Canada first of all.
Justin Trudeau.
I mean fuck not necessarily Canada.
So we recognize that many trans men and non binary people may have mixed feelings about
feeling or feel distance from words like cervix.
Oh my God.
You may prefer other words such as front whole.
So we recognize the limitations of the words we've used while also acknowledging the need
for simplicity.
Another reason we use the words like we we use words like cervix is to normalize the
reality that men can have these parts too.
They can't have a cervix.
No they can't.
Men cannot have a cervix.
No.
I'm sorry.
Yep.
So hold on.
So they have to change whatever cancer is called.
It can't be cervical cancer.
They have to change the name.
Front whole cancer.
That's called it.
You have to call it feminine front whole cancer.
Yeah.
You've got to change it.
It's absolutely retarded.
I'm just saying if you're going to go down this route and you better you better go all
the way with the word.
The fact that a country state institution a country a what the government institution
yes comes out and apologizes.
You know what it's disgusting.
And I'll tell you what I'm disgusted with the continuing.
You don't really grind my gears getting these emails at work.
I know.
I've been careful what I say.
You have never liked these emails at work.
I just I don't think it's kind of like you know you don't do certain things.
But at certain times I don't think work should be getting the rule of my sexual preferences.
I don't think work should be getting in sex.
I don't think work should be getting in you know how come they didn't say Happy Father's
Day.
And what about this June 19th thing coming on.
Why are we doing that.
Why are why is that so important to promote Juneteenth in our in our work environment.
We're we're very liberal.
Happy S&M Day.
Happy you know Happy Swingers Day.
Is there S&M Day.
Oh my kid.
Yeah.
Is that thing.
Isn't there should be.
I'm sure there is.
There should be a whole week.
It doesn't fucking matter.
It should be a whole week.
It's absolutely inappropriate.
And I you know whatever.
I don't get trouble.
So I'll just shut.
So so.
So late.
Following the social service thing.
Do women get testicular cancer.
And what do they call that.
If they say if you can't say cervix you can't say testicle.
What do you want to call it.
Big ball can front lobe.
I don't know what they call that hanging ball cancer front.
I don't know.
Marble sack marble sack.
And why does it only really apply to women where they have to have these.
We can't call it cervix.
You have to have a vagina.
It's always men.
It's men wanting to be women that get offended.
You never hear about women who want to be men that get offended.
I enjoy listening to this this this Marine General.
Jocko.
I don't recall who was what his name is but he was talking about how he was just like you
know we don't put up with that.
We're not lowering our standards for the Marines.
It's like you want to be a female and join the Marines.
By all means you join the Marines.
You've got to pass all the tests.
You know he says but you get a female out there that picks up a hundred twenty pound
backpack slaps it on her walks a mile she'll crush like a crouton every single time.
Period.
There are some female Marines though.
So they must have something that can do it.
Yeah.
Very many.
They must be passing these.
They're called linguists.
No.
There are some women out there that could kick our ass.
It's the same test.
No doubt.
It's the same test.
Yeah.
Look I don't want to.
That was wrong.
I should have said that.
But yes there are there are.
In fact I actually know at least one girl that was a Marine and she was a healthy person.
Big boned.
She looked like she could throw it out.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
There are there are women just like there's very effeminate men.
There's very big strong women as well.
Yeah.
That goes the other way.
Those are the ones who can make the military who could pass those tests.
Yeah.
But it's so rare.
We couldn't at this point.
I don't know if I could even when I was young if I could have passed those.
I probably wouldn't have.
So I probably could have but I wouldn't want to.
I always wish I would have joined the military.
I really do.
I wish I would have.
Is it too late.
Yeah.
I'm sure sure it is.
No you should still try.
Yeah.
To be a consultant.
Could you met you have to go through basic training.
Yeah.
We want to watch that.
I want to make sure it's documented and I want it on like a reality show.
Sean does military.
I will start.
I will do that.
But we have to be able to have a podcast every week and I'll go over my whole thing.
I was like guys I can't feel my I've had three heart attacks.
It has to be brought me back to life every single time.
Right.
It has to be full on reality show.
My drill sergeant's a bitch.
I want to see you hanging from the rope at the very bottom.
I had a bunch of guys.
I can't do it.
I had a bunch of guys come in my room with a roll of a knife beating with a pillow sack
full of oranges.
I don't know what that is.
My front hole swollen.
I can't do this.
What is that movie where they do that.
I can't do this.
What are they called?
The Red.
That was it.
That was that Tom Cruise.
Right.
Handle the truth.
G.I. Jane.
No.
Those the Tom Cruise.
You get men.
Yes.
Not that you get women.
What is that called?
And they call they said the red something red tubing.
No.
What do you what are you talking about?
Few good men.
Yeah.
It was like they because the whole thing about the trial was one.
It's a red alert or something.
There was some guy he was deficient in something.
He could run very fast.
He was slowing the group down.
Therefore the whole platoon had to stop and do extra push ups or something because this
guy so in the middle of the night they go up there and they beat the shit out of him.
Hey you need to fucking straighten up.
They called it red something.
Yeah they did call it red something.
God I can't remember.
Red.
I said tubing.
I don't think it's tubing.
No.
Yeah.
Pink.
Pink ass.
Pink assing.
No.
It's code red.
Code red.
Yes.
I wouldn't think it was code red but I guess it is.
Did you order the code red?
You're goddamn right I did.
That is exactly what he said.
That is a great movie by the way.
It is.
It's been a while since I've seen it.
That's to me more.
I thought she was hot in that movie too.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty.
We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.
You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps
under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in
which I provide it.
I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way.
Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand opposed.
Either way I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
I love that movie.
Did you order the code red?
I did the job.
Did you order the code red?
You're goddamn right I did.
Hell yeah.
I watched the end of that movie probably a hundred times.
I could tell.
That's because I was watching.
I was merked at the movie theater.
Seriously, I worked at the movie theater and when that movie was coming to an end.
Did you walk in?
Absolutely.
I went in there at the back and I was like, I knew.
You high stepped and piled and everything.
You ran over to Shelly and be like let's do it now.
In the back, let's do it.
He put his knee boots on.
I didn't put any knee boots on and I did not see all over the back.
I don't know why you keep coming up with that.
That has nothing to do with anything.
For previous actions at Pearl Harbor.
I could name every, I could mimic that entire speech I watched this so many times.
I got a little rusty on it.
Who directed this movie?
I don't know.
Good question.
It was a good one.
I would put it up there as one of the top Jack Nicholson movies.
That scene there is.
Rob Reiner.
That's what I mean.
He is a freaking hack.
Oh he's a total liberal hack.
He's such a piece of shit.
Isn't he the guy that plays Meathead on a.
Yes.
And the irony is that's a very conservative.
Is it?
He went after the conservative guy, Jack Nicholson.
I guess it did.
That's a good point.
It did.
No you're right.
Fucking Rob Reiner.
He's not saying he's a conservative but he went for the military.
I hate that movie now.
Leave me alone.
Let me make my soldiers the way I want to make my soldiers.
These movie stars, these directors, these rockers, these, I mean look at De Niro.
I mean.
He made a complete ass of himself in front of that Trump trial.
A complete ass.
They pulled up some some photos of De Niro and who's the guy that was banging a Weinstein.
Harvey Weinstein.
They found a bunch of videos and pictures of them two together.
Of course.
Well I mean he was prominent in the industry.
It doesn't mean.
It wasn't like Jeffrey Epstein.
Oh it means everything.
It probably does.
And I'll tell you something else that's kind of like fucking me up is the whole P. Diddy
Puffy.
I don't know what's going on with that.
What's going on with that.
He's the next Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah it's this is some there's there they haven't said a whole lot about it and the
stuff that they are they're just they're being tight lipped but there's other things that
other people that are coming out.
Their ex girlfriends that are saying yeah this happened and he even was like he came
on the air and he was like I apologize you know that was a really bad moment in my life.
Well the video came out where he beat the shit out of her.
Oh he was like they were going down the hall but she runs out of the room and then he runs
after her he's like bitch slaps her and then you know I think even kicks her.
Yeah he does.
I haven't seen that.
It was it was ugly.
And he apologized he admitted that.
Well I think it doesn't matter at a certain point.
I think part of that is he was he was so wealthy so everything.
Untouchable.
He felt he's untouchable no one said no you can't do that.
Of anything.
Your behavior is irreprehensible.
Other what?
Stories of him banging dudes.
I mean he's a he goes both sides and it makes me wonder.
Well Justin Bieber got wrapped up at all.
Yeah Justin Bieber had a few songs that came out and he was a miner he's 15 years old when
he turned 16 when he he's been hanging out with him until he turned 16 and when he turned
16 he bought him a Ferrari.
Did he find him?
No he was established.
He was discovered by some famous singer.
It may have been him I don't know.
I don't think it was him.
Who knows I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
The problem is is that there's some skeletons there.
Oh yeah.
There's something there.
I think all everybody in Hollywood has skeletons.
There's no way to live there without being being immoral.
That's sad it's too bad.
It's frustrating.
Yeah it is.
There are some good people but they all left California.
But then you get all these they're just a bunch of fucking weirdos and look you know
there's a the guy that I bring up all the time Paxton no it's not Paxton.
Bill Paxton.
That guy's awesome.
He's dead.
He is dead.
That's unfortunate too.
I like him.
I like him a lot.
Yeah I like him.
But there was a guy he was on.
His name was Bill?
I don't know who he's talking about.
He was on Netflix and he was he was playing he's played on a shitload of movies.
He was the one that was laying on top of a 15 year old boy and he's a known actor.
He was.
Bill Murray?
No.
I don't know any other.
It may not be Bill.
It's kind of important to not throw out names while he's talking about somebody who laid
on top of a 15 year old boy.
Let's just think of Netflix shows.
There was Ace of Cards.
Oh Kevin Spacey.
Oh yes.
Bill Kevin.
He has been repeatedly fighting charges of that kind of stuff.
Well did they get he got found innocent though didn't he?
Yeah he did.
But he's finding another one now.
No what they what they it wasn't necessary.
Yeah he probably they couldn't prove it.
Wasn't that they found him innocent.
They couldn't find him guilty.
There's a difference.
Well I guess if they couldn't find him guilty does that mean he is.
I mean they got Trump.
I mean I know that's kind of the argument the libs are having.
Well you're supposed to follow the rule.
Oh he's found guilty so he must be right.
Well no there are differences.
So but I do believe that if this was a fair trial with Trump it was a fair trial with
Spacey and they found him guilty that he is.
I don't think so you have to follow your own ethics and morals right.
So if you think OK if he's found guilty then he's guilty.
But there's caveats to all of that.
I know the type of court system that you're in or the circumstances.
Correct.
So Kevin Spacey I mean he's he's a creep.
Let's just get it out there.
He is a creep you know and because he's they've got there's too many too many people that
have too many.
Yeah agree.
I will share with you.
It's like Bill Cosby.
To jump back I mean we were talking about Fauci in the Congress talking about you know
Trump and his court case and then we go to Biden or Hunter Biden.
Now look I got it most.
I don't care.
I don't want fact I don't want to see it.
I don't want it on the news.
I don't care about Biden's kid being in there.
You know what I care about.
I care about the government covering up the laptop thing.
Yes.
I don't give a fuck of the through the through a gun.
Who cares.
Nobody cares.
Well this is the news.
This is the government.
This is the news covering all this shit.
They're covering up all this bullshit meaning that there is a smoke and mirrors that they're
doing out here so that we don't look at it some other shit that's going on.
I don't want to hear about it.
They're like oh well this is what the Republicans all want.
They want us to be beaten up by a hundred.
But I have a feeling.
I suppose don't give a fuck.
I have I have a feeling that they're going to find him guilty.
And they'll be like look we found him guilty just like we found Trump guilty and we're
fair and even the board.
Exactly.
And nothing's going to happen to him.
That's exactly why they're letting them move forward with it.
But they're still going to find him guilty but nothing's going to happen to him.
And but on the same breath they're still going to try to nail Trump.
Absolutely.
Send the president the same time.
Just go look we're fair.
We found the sons.
Yeah he's our president.
He's our son.
And you know we're willing to respect the judicial system and the and a jury by his
peers and you know to think that anybody is above the law.
We prove right here that no one's above the law.
They're doing it 100 percent to make the Trump thing stick worse and it's not going to.
So they can just shut up.
I mean so what is the next step for Donald Trump's charges appeal.
Well sentencing for one thing.
He gets it sometime in July right.
Yeah it should be coming up.
Actually it might be sooner than that.
I thought it might be.
They'll try to get you to be in his.
I thought it was to be in his parole officer.
I love it.
The zooming in from Mar-a-Lago.
I'm just checking in.
Hey how you doing.
Did you go look for a work today.
It would be the highlight of his career and he would be totally respecting Trump and Trump
would be respecting him.
I would be the highlight of his career.
Unless he's some liberal hack.
He wouldn't be.
Who would try to nail on some technicality.
I don't think so.
And they I think that they'll have.
Yeah I agree.
I think they'll have some liberal hack doing there and they'll they'll follow everything
to a fine tooth comb and just beat the shit out of this.
I don't think so.
It's disgusting.
He's three minutes late from the call in.
He has three more months probation.
Yeah.
And we're going to cut off his penis.
Dude.
He will still win in prison.
Send him to prison.
He'll win from there.
I think you're right.
It's because you'll have a rally in there and all the prisoners like.
Yeah.
He'd win them over.
And they want convicts to vote.
So now he'll rally all the convicts to the to the public.
At least the Rikers they would.
Right.
Well he's turning a lot of heads.
I mean he it was funny because he was talking about I think he had a rally today and the
the machine what is it the teleprompter wasn't working right.
Oh yeah.
He's like I don't know what the deal is with these teleprompters because he was all shooting
from the hip and I think that because he was shooting from the hip he sounded so natural
you know and he didn't give a shit.
He's like hey you know we pay these guys a lot of money.
You know 20 percent of the time I come out here they're not working.
You know what I'm not paying these guys anymore.
You know that's what I'm telling.
I'm not saying I'm not going to do it but I'm just saying yes.
That's what he does.
MSNBC they were just like oh yeah now he's showing his true colors.
He's not going to pay the contractors you know and he's just like are you kidding.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
It's just like there's so you do a bad job.
I'm not going to pay you.
You got to think about it too.
It's like you know what I mean what if someone in the teleprompter program.
This was all something that was like planned.
Yeah we're going to fuck this up.
Yeah make him look bad.
Yeah and he totally did because you know what he's doing out there and he still spoke for
like 30 minutes right 45 minutes in 105 degree heat and killed in a full suit.
Yeah I heard I heard a rumor that the Secret Service is talking to whatever prison he would
go to.
Rikers.
Is it Rikers and they're trying to figure out how they're going to you know what the
conditions are going to be for them to be able to protect him or whatever.
They have to be there for a night.
Well they'd have to be there with him.
Right of course.
How's your pooh that's duty.
This is so insane.
I would do it though.
If I was a Secret Service I'd be in there.
Oh fuck yeah.
Absolutely.
I might.
Their job is to protect the president.
They will do it.
That's what I mean.
I mean it's he's not going to have the nastiest salad.
No.
Oh man Trump's going to be rocking around.
Hey give me your banana pudding this time and I want your bread too and I want your
salad.
He's going to come over here.
That's huge.
I want that.
That's mine.
Yes.
No he'll be like this is the food they give you guys.
This is ridiculous.
McDonald's.
We're going to fix this.
We're going to bring McDonald's.
We're going to fix this.
I'm ordering in.
Right.
And he's walking around.
He's walking around in like a bathrobe and slippers.
Gold slippers.
Gold chain.
Yeah.
Oh god.
What a shit show.
I don't think any of that shit's going to happen.
Who knows?
I don't know.
But is that seriously?
Where'd you hear that story?
One of the news stories.
Social Security.
Yeah.
Secret Service is going to be with him.
They need to know.
They need to know the circumstances.
They probably were checking with the court and saying, all right, well, what's the possibility
of sentencing?
How long would it be?
Because we got a plan.
Those people planned well in advance.
I mean, they got to make sure that, you know, whoever they're protecting is safe.
So it's insane.
It's ridiculous if he actually goes to prison.
You know what?
They're trying to.
They have to go all in on this now.
Right.
This has all been scripted.
I think it is, but I think a lot of them are starting to realize that it's helping him.
This is not a good idea.
This is not going as planned.
It wasn't from the beginning.
I mean, even the January 6th thing is starting to.
I mean, that's still a debacle that is showing us it's wearing its ugly face.
I think hopefully these people that are still in there, if they could, if Trump wins, Trump's
going to get them all out immediately.
Oh, instant pardon.
Yeah.
Pardon.
So what is the latest on that?
Are they?
Is there a Supreme Court?
Is the Supreme Court going to hear something about this January 6th about it being uncool
and unusual?
You know, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know what the latest is.
I haven't heard anything.
I really don't follow that story.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
I mean, I think they're still, aren't they still trying people?
I mean, there's still people in prison, like in solitary.
Look, there were some, there were some idiots in there.
There were, there was, there were, but you know, but I'd like to know who those idiots
were and why were they in there?
Who put them in there?
You know, what is the story about them?
What did they vote?
Were they Trump supporters?
Were they, you know, but sending a grandmother to jail because she was in there walking around
staying between the stanchions, looking at pictures and stuff when they were invited
in by the police officers and she's getting jail time.
Are you still in there?
Are you kidding me?
I don't know.
I don't know the details, but that's the kind of shit we're hearing.
And they, who knows?
I don't know.
It's the whole thing is a sketchy as shit.
And the fact that, you know, Donald Trump was the one that said, Hey man, we need to
have the national guard out there.
We need to have the Pelosi turn them down.
Yeah.
Well, that's it.
I wonder why.
Well, cause that's what's, that's, that's exactly why she wanted this to turn into what
it did.
Yes.
This is all planned.
She probably knew it was coming.
They wanted this to be absolutely did.
They wanted to paint the picture that Trump was, was trying to not give up power.
And they said, he's going to do it again.
He won't leave office.
He did it already.
How else would they in unison come up with the word of a.
Insurrection.
The insurrection.
You have Eric Swalwell fart on the stage.
Oh, they were all chirping.
They were chirping the talking point insurrection, insurrection, insurrection, because they knew
damn well that there's, there's language and language out there that would suggest it
in the 14th amendment, in the 14th.
Uh, yeah.
The 14th amendment, right?
Anybody who was a trader to the country and was an insurrectionist anyway, I think what's
more important is we talk about bourbon because I'm tired of this stuff.
Well you know what?
It just so happens that we do have some bourbon all set up here.
You know, so I had to go to Houston because of the weather events that happened down there
that tore up a bunch of buildings.
And I was like, yeah, I want to make this kind of a, you know, your own little bourbon
trail of trip, the Houston bourbon trail.
I want to try.
I want to make this work.
So I ended up going to two different, uh, distilleries.
I went to the, the giant distillery and I went to the yellow rose distillery.
That's right.
You got the giant, uh, cast strength, didn't you?
I got the cast strength.
Have you tried that yet?
Uh, I haven't opened that.
I was going to wait for you guys.
All right.
And, uh, it's going to be a few weeks for me.
Well, that's fine.
I hope I did open up, uh, last night or the night before I opened up the honey, uh, what
a dick without us.
I know.
It was okay.
Honestly, it was just okay.
It was okay.
Alright, so look, the number one reason I wanted to go to the yellow rose distillery was because
because, but it's, look, let's be honest.
I'll be honest.
Yellow rose is, is okay.
I mean, I don't want to, they're standard product.
Yeah.
They, they, you know, they got regular MGP.
I don't even know if that's MGP or maybe it's not MGP.
I think actually make, they make their own juice.
Actually they do make their own juice.
But you know, you were there, did they show you the distillery?
Uh, yeah, we went through the tour and everything and they, they hooked us up.
Uh, the, there's a guy, Andrew Stewart or Stuart Andrew, whatever.
And he's a, we met him at the whiskey trail, um, part of Zamora.
I remember I was drunk at that point.
Yeah.
They were like the third one down.
We're fucking hammered.
Oh, that's too late.
I was already blacked out.
70 seconds in, I was face down in the grass.
I desperately, I was gifted the bottle of a 10th anniversary yellow rose.
And I was like, this shit is good.
Cause I've had yellow rose before and I was kind of like, yeah, it's okay.
I mean, it's not bad.
I'm not going to kick it out of bed, but you know, I'm not going to go, I want to buy a
bottle.
But the 10th anniversary one was like, I like this.
This is delicious.
Sure.
And so I went down there.
Uh, no, it wasn't age 10 years.
It was the 10 year anniversary anniversary.
So we would know the need to know the specs on that one, but go ahead.
So I went down there and uh, you know, the, uh, the guy, Andrew Stewart actually took
care of me too, man.
Cause I called him up and I was kind of belly aching.
Hey, you don't have the 10th anniversary.
Yeah.
I want the 10th anniversary.
You have a front hole.
So I sent it.
I sent him an email and I was like, I'm heading to the yellow rose distillery in Houston and
I'm going to see if you guys have that, that, um, that bottle.
And he emails me back.
It was like, yeah, I'm based out of Dallas, so I can't have any control.
I don't know.
Uh, I mean, he knows everyone there, but he says, I don't, I don't know what they have
on stock there.
Chances are someone might have it.
Maybe the distiller might have it, but you know,
How did you even hear about the 10 year anniversary one?
It was gifted to me.
No, but, well, so you want another bottle?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Okay.
So you want another one?
Yeah.
I've got maybe, I've got maybe a quarter of the bottle left.
I got you.
Maybe 20%.
Okay.
Said I just want another bottle because it was good.
Yeah.
I went down to the, so anyways, we went there.
I met a guy named Matt, Matt, Matt, uh, Matt green light.
That's what they hit this on my phone, but Matt's a plays video games with me.
And um, you know, I met him down there.
We had a couple of drinks, uh, the guy, uh, Stuart, Andrew Stuart, uh, he took care of
us cause I was asking him, Hey, uh, we want to do the tour anyways.
Hey, look, I'm still going down there.
I know that I don't have the bottle, uh, but how much are tickets?
He's like, you know what?
Don't worry about the tickets.
We'll take care of it.
So he got us hooked up and then we showed up there.
They, they were, they did a lot of complimentary things for us.
He said, welcome Sean from dudes like us.
Oh my God.
I don't think there's anything.
Oh, there was no sign.
There was no sign.
Oh, I had signs all through Kentucky.
They didn't send the limo for you or anything?
Oh no, no, no, no.
Which, but they would look, they were super hospital hospitable.
You know, there was a guy, his name was Adam.
I believe Adam was the tour guy.
He was the bartender back there.
He answered.
He was quick while answering stuff, did a great tour.
We enjoyed it.
They introduced us to a bottle.
It's outlaw straight bourbon whiskey and they took it and they finished it and mezcal barrels.
So I got to tell you this bottle, when I first popped it, when I tasted it there, it was
excellent.
Okay.
When I tasted it here, it was excellent.
Yeah.
And now that I've been sitting here sipping it, it's still good.
It's still very good.
It's not excellent anymore.
I don't know what the deal is.
Well, I'll tell you what.
I was not a hundred percent fan of this one when I first opened it, but the longer it
opened up a little bit, it became better for me, but it's still just okay for me.
I think it's been great start to finish.
Yeah.
I'll be honest.
Hey, so help me with mezcal barrels.
Mezcal is a form of tequila.
Tequila.
Yeah.
So they finished it.
I don't know what the ratio is.
Interesting.
So it's bourbon in a second barrel of tequila.
Yeah.
It's a...
Well, mezcal is a little bit different than your standard tequila.
Ah, okay.
I don't know exactly what the difference is, but there is a difference.
Okay.
Because you could get...
When I go down to Mexico City and visit my guys, when I had them, we'd all go out and
they'd all get mezcal drinks.
Oh, anything made with that kind of tequila.
Yeah.
Mezcal.
I've never even heard of it, but I'm not a tequila drinker.
Mezcal, at least the ones up here when I was in college was the one with the worm at the
bottom.
Right?
Oh.
So that was mezcal.
Crunchy worm.
It would look like a big meal worm, a big maggot.
Love it.
But down there, it was very...
The liquor was very...
Because I tasted several of them.
They all had various versions of the mezcal drink.
It was all very smoky, which is not on my palate.
I don't like that at all.
So I didn't care for it.
Yeah.
You don't like the Campfire bourbons.
No, I don't.
But the mezcal is a...
Again, I don't know what the difference is between when you say tequila and mezcal.
I don't know what the...
But they're very, very similar.
Are you...
Okay, you're bringing up the specs.
Good.
So this is the oldest legal distillery in Houston, Texas.
The legal distillery, which is kind of interesting.
Interesting.
So if you Google yellow rose mezcal, the outlaw straight bourbon whiskey finished in mezcal
barrels, you're not going to find jack shit.
I have tempted over and over to...
Oh, you mean like the nose, the palate, all that kind of stuff.
So we're going to have to shoot from the head here.
Well, let's just make it up.
Maple and leather and stone fruit and...
Hold on, hold on.
So the yellow rose outlaw straight bourbon finished in mezcal barrels, a bold fusion
of caramel, vanilla, oak, and with hints of smoky mezcal creates a full and well-rounded
bourbon.
I thought you just said you couldn't find anything anywhere.
I couldn't.
It was on the bottle, you jackass.
I had to take a picture of it because I'm blind as fuck.
Oh, okay.
So you were searching for things on your phone.
My bad.
Okay.
So it says a full-rounded well-rounded bourbon made from 100% Texas corn.
Like it.
Double pot-stilled and aged for two and a half years before finishing in the mezcal
barrel.
I'm kind of curious how long it's in the mezcal barrel for.
Probably a couple 48 hours.
Couple minutes.
So the nose is oak caramel.
I can kind of smell that.
Of course.
The palate is a sweet vanilla and oak progressing to a white pepper kind of nails it.
It's kind of weird too.
You say white pepper?
Yeah.
Is that racist?
No.
It's Juneteenth.
I've never heard of white pepper.
Is that a thing?
White pepper.
I've got some downstairs.
What does that mean?
I'm sorry.
What does it sound like?
What's significant about white pepper versus black pepper?
It tastes different.
I have some.
I'll let you taste it.
Interesting.
I've never even heard of white pepper.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
I'll bring it up.
I'll let you taste it.
It's called hints of smoke.
Sure.
The finish is smooth with lingering hints of spice.
Now that nails all of it because really I tasted a lot of the spice right away and I
thought it was wonderful.
I still think it's wonderful.
This is great, man.
I'll tell you what.
I think it's good.
I'm going to rank this, I think before I said seven three I think.
I kind of, you know, maybe six nine.
I'm going to be a seven two.
I'm going to go with the six eight which is good.
I was right around six eight as well.
I was in the mid to low sixes when I first opened it and it's improved for me.
It got sweeter for me as the night went on.
But again, it's a six eight for me.
Yeah, no, it's great.
Six seven six eight.
So overall, it's a win.
It's a great bottle to have.
I'm super happy to have this in the collection.
Yeah.
Agreed?
No, I think it's great.
Absolutely.
And you know, I'm looking forward for other folks when they join our podcast to sample
it.
You know, we're going to have some little micro samples.
Right.
We need to dump a little bit in our Infinity Bottle.
We'll get there.
Yeah.
You know, why do we have to wait?
I'm just thinking, why not just dump it in now?
Just dump in like four ounces, be done with it.
We can't do that.
We got to get to the bottom of a barrel.
That's the whole that's the whole premise of something being donated.
Yeah, then we get to a point like let's finish this so it can go to the Infinity Bottle.
We got to go look for damn bottles that are close to being empty is what we need to do.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, that's why we're doing a new one, an old one.
That's our new one.
We're going to stand by for the the old one popping up.
Yeah, that's probably too full for an Infinity Bottle.
Well, shout out to the Yellowstone, Yellow Rose.
I'm sorry.
Yellow Rose Distillery in Houston, Texas.
It was a great time.
Thank you guys for putting that on.
All right.
Good stuff.
Yeah, great.
Good moment.
All right.
So I found the differences between Mezcal and Tequila.
So according to Redford Parker, co-founder of El Bujo Mezcal, artisanal.
Oh, my God.
What is happening over there?
Are you having a stroke?
Jesus Christ.
He's got a heart on.
I don't know what's going on.
He's pitching a tent over there.
There are four main ways to distinguish Mezcal from Tequila.
OK.
Mezcal is distilled from 100 percent agave juice, whereas Tequila needs only to be from
51 percent or more agave juice.
And what else would the other stuff be?
Fillers and additives.
No shit.
Yes.
Agave species.
Mezcal can be made from any species of agave, whereas Tequilas can only be made from agave.
Tequilas can only be made from one type, the blue agave.
Oh, I see.
So there's different distillers and brands of Mezcal.
Different?
No.
The plant.
No, but I'm saying there's not just one distillery.
It's not a brand name.
Mezcal is like Tequila.
It's just different alcohol.
Right.
OK.
And there's different companies that make Mezcal.
OK, I got you.
I don't think I put two and two together on that one.
So the region, most Mezcals, about 90 percent come from the Mexican state of Oaxaca.
Tequilas are typically produced.
Can we do a mic?
Can we do a mic swipe here?
That's some on your right.
Yeah, dude, it's dripping off.
It looks nasty.
Those were you with the face mask.
Literally dripping onto your crotch.
Yeah, I think my uvula just touched the microphone.
Tequilas are typically produced in the state of Yalisco.
Your front hole.
That was vulva.
And the cooking method.
Mezcals, which make up about 91 percent of this category, requires that agave used for
production are cooked on an open fire pit.
Oh, nice.
Which gives it that smoky smoky flavor.
All right.
Yeah.
Very nice.
Thank you.
So there anyway, there you go.
So let me add one more question.
Peppercorns, right?
So I know I have the peppercorn thing where you have all these little peppercorns and you
grind it yourself.
I've seen.
Yeah, I've seen black ones and green ones.
Right.
And there's red ones.
Yes.
So I guess.
Yeah.
OK, so there's all sorts of different peppercorns.
How are peppercorns grown?
Like what are they?
Like what does that look like?
Are they plant?
Are they little pepper plants that have little seeds?
Yes.
Interesting.
Yes.
Well, I just you know, I'm not a botanist.
I don't know exactly where peppercorns come from.
Or a plant.
Pepper rabbit.
Yeah.
Great.
Little peppercorns look like like rabbit doodles.
So let me hold up.
Let me finish this up.
So yellow rose distilled with they have the Harris County bottle.
They've got the outlaw.
So what you got us right?
The Harris County.
Yeah.
Three bottles, one for each of us.
Thank you for that.
We rank that pretty high and actually six ish, seven ish.
What's the run there?
Yeah.
We have it.
Did we have it on the podcast?
We did not.
We sampled that over at Paul's house.
At Paul's.
We sampled it over there.
On Memorial Day.
That's right.
Yeah.
It was it was good.
I mean, you know, look, yellow rose.
I'm not going to say.
So the outlaw bourbon whiskey is their their the rye whiskey and the premium
American whiskey.
So those are the four.
And then we have the the yellow rose mezcal finished in mezcal barrel one.
So all right.
I also went to the giant and I'd love to talk about that maybe next week.
I don't know.
We have that maybe we you have the MRT to leave.
But we're going to say for when I get back, you said, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, what the hell?
You're not going to drink it when you're not here.
Oh, yeah, we would.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Back.
It's half gone.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to get a picture of them going.
Yeah.
It's empty.
No.
And pouring the rest into the infinity bottle.
That's what that's the video of that way.
Sound check done.
Sean and Paul passed out in the podcast room.
Done.
Well, I think next one.
Oh, I'm not going to say it because it's always a surprise.
I was going to give a teaser to the next bourbon.
Oh, it's just thrown in there.
What's teaser?
We have a second podcast tonight.
Yes.
Oh, we're going to do one of the Elijah Craig barrel proofs.
Oh, so if you're going to wrap up your run and think, you know, now I'm going back to
the house.
Take another lap.
You have another podcast list.
God bless.
There we go.
I gotta be a bitch too.
Yeah.
And don't pull something.
You might pull something and your front hole is going to start bleeding.
All right.
Well, you know, we were we're going to talk about.
What?
We're going to talk about Pride Month.
We already talked about that.
Yeah, we did.
Well, you kind of bitched about your company.
I know you do it every.
Well, look, I don't you do it every June.
I'm not bitching about my company or the emails.
You said you bitch about the bitch about the unfairness of the fact that they they have
to harp on this.
And it's not just they it's all corporate companies like this.
It's just like, come on, man.
It's inappropriate to do that.
So it was nonetheless happy, happy, joy, joy.
It's a great month in the Juneteenth one.
You guys can go fuck yourselves.
Let's play a game.
Let's play a game of should you do this or should you not do this?
Email your HR team and say, I don't want any more of these Pride Month emails.
Should do this or should not do this.
I think you everybody should be.
I think that, you know, they should respect both sides of the fence.
No, no, our side of the fence doesn't count.
There is no side of the fence.
There's just there's not a fence.
There's a steamrolled.
That's why DEI exists, because they don't care about our side of the fence.
It's decomposing as we speak.
It is.
It is decomposing.
So, you know, there's that.
And it's just, you know, it'll look, it's never going to depose decompose at a rate
in which we will accept it unless we start standing up and just saying, look, I don't
care.
I mean, it's none of my business.
And you know what?
It's their business that I'm banging a woman.
Oh, wow.
It's that's vulgar.
I'm just saying it's nobody's business.
Sex should be stay in the bedroom.
It's an intimate thing.
It shouldn't be.
You shouldn't have sexual things going on with your kids.
You know, having these trans people imposing their weirdness onto the.
They're simulating sex acts in the back of a truck on a gay parade.
Yeah, I mean, inappropriate.
Yeah, let's have let's have a heterosexual parade and have them having sex acts in the
back of a truck.
How would that go?
I want to play something for you.
Have you seen the Norm MacDonald skit about Pride Month?
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, boy.
Gay Pride Parade.
And I saw in it there were these old men and old ladies, like with these signs that said,
we are proud of our gay son.
You know, and so I was saying, that's an odd thing to be proud of, you know, because it's
not an achievement.
You know, it's not like something you work all your life to be gay or anything like that.
And I just wondered, I just I had a hard time believing that his 50, 60 year old men are
actually bragging.
You know, I work like they're, hey, Bill, you know, my kid.
Oh, my God, we're proud of him, Johnny.
He graduated from Harvard, you know, the first in his class.
You know what I mean?
And now he's articling over the law firm and oh, yeah, he loves cock.
Yeah, I love mom.
He can't get enough cock in his mouth, his ass, his kids, all his cock.
Wow.
He had to go even farther because that's norm.
Yeah.
Well, he's a freaking chop off my block.
I'm sure.
Man.
Yeah, like, that's just the way I feel about it.
I just think it's inappropriate.
And again, it's just not necessary.
I have great.
I have I have sincere, good friends that are gay, and they kind of agree with me.
They agree that that doesn't need to be exhibitionism.
If you ask me, yeah, it is.
There's no reason to be out there dancing, basically nude, simulating shit in front of
families.
It's almost like maybe it's this pent up frustration, aggression of not, you know, of not being
normalized and not being seen like everyone else.
They could have been judged.
And so they have this pent up frustration that they just want to, you know, throw it
in your face.
I think I think that is that it.
I think I don't understand it.
Just if you ask me, I think men are just hypersexual as a species anyway.
Yes.
You get two of them together and it's just like fucking rabbits.
Right.
Oh, and you don't see the lesbians out there doing this.
Oh, yeah.
Do you?
The channels I've subscribed to.
Yeah.
Oh, I've I see the guys out there.
I really didn't mean to say that.
I see the guys out there doing this thing.
I don't see the girls out there.
They may be topless.
They may be topless to kind of force the whole feminism.
Yeah, but they're wearing leather tops and wearing the ball in the mouth.
They look like Rob Halford from Judas Priest out there.
Just it's just not necessary.
It isn't.
And just it would be just as inappropriate.
Like I said, if heterosexual people were out there doing the same things and dress the
same way, it would be just as inappropriate.
Look, I don't want Heteromoth.
Let's be straight on that.
What's that?
Is that up in Utah?
That bar?
It's in a well, but you know what?
He's all he's just fucking around.
That was actually a great, great.
I wish I had the sound bite on that.
The follow up on that is that he had no idea it was going to explode like it did.
And I'm assuming and I'm assuming in a positive way.
So there's a bar owner in, you said, Utah, in Utah.
He announces that he's going to have Heteromoth in his bar and he's going to say, all right,
all the heteros out there that want to come, you're going to get 10% off or 15% off your
total bill.
And if you have you bring in your family, you get 15% off.
I don't know why you bring family in a bar, but I don't think he said family.
I think your wife, your husband and wife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, anyways, look, I think he was making a big promotion out of it.
And it was actually a huge hit, right?
Because people are tired of it.
They are.
And it's it mocks it.
It is at the same time.
It's kind of like, you know, it brings it to light.
Hopefully people catch on.
Again, I don't give a fuck about whether they're gay or not.
It doesn't impact me.
The people that I work with, it doesn't impact me.
Do your fucking job.
I don't care if you suck dick or don't.
I don't care.
It doesn't matter.
Job, you know, if you go to church, you could do the same thing.
Don't do suck dick.
It's no different.
It's no different than having coworkers who are swingers on the weekend or or do S&M
or do you know, it's no it's no different than anything else.
Just a dominatrix.
That's what I'm saying, S&M, the whipping and the ball in the mouth bullshit.
Bestiality.
Well, again, whatever you want to do in your bedroom with your great name.
That's illegal, though.
Do your thing.
Great Dave.
I don't know.
Those guys are wildly hung.
Wow.
Well, what kind of channels are you subscribed to?
I don't know.
Those front holes are rather cavernous.
But you see my point.
It's like whatever you've got going on in your bedroom life.
Great.
Leave it in the bedroom, man.
Leave it in the bedroom.
So that is the that's the stance, I guess, the collective of the dudes like us is like
we don't it's not that we don't care about gay people.
We just don't give a shit about having to promote it.
Don't shove it in our face.
Right.
No pun intended.
But or more importantly, our children.
Yeah, it's inappropriate.
It's absolutely 100 percent inappropriate.
And if you guys don't like it, fuck off.
All right.
That's what I feel about it.
We got some things lined up for the next podcast.
We did talk about the the acolyte from the last week.
Last podcast.
Frickin you know, I got to tell you, I was going to sit there.
I put on the Disney Channel and I was going to watch something because I was kind of hung
over Sunday and I was like, fuck it.
I want to sit because look, honestly, I've been tired because I've been working my ass
out.
So Sunday I was like, you know what?
Fuck everybody.
I'm not doing shit.
And I put on the Disney Channel and I was almost hit play on that.
And you didn't.
I opted out.
I don't think I'm going to listen to it because I watched a little synopsis of what it was
going to be about.
And I was like, fuck you guys.
Yeah, I cannot believe they're telling you they're losing.
They're losing their key audience, man.
But whatever.
But until until until it hits them at the pocketbook, which I thought it had, it did.
That's what I don't understand.
I mean, why is Disney not changing course when it's hit them in the pocketbook and on
their stock?
I mean, they're not learning.
They need to fire their board of directors.
They need to fire their senior leadership.
I said this last time.
I think these have been baked in the system for so long when that environment was so acceptable.
It was too late down the road.
Either that or they're just going to write off because this thing costs like two hundred
plus million dollars to put together.
They're not going to write that off.
They're going to release it and see what happens.
They're insinuating R2D to a C3PR gay.
Are they a couple?
Like together, they're gay?
No, they're just they're homosexual.
I don't even know how you do it.
It's a robot.
Oh, well, R2D2 got doors that open up and all sorts of shit come out.
So I'm not saying it's a C3PO.
I'm sure he's got a little compartment that open up to the two could get it on.
There's no question they can.
Now, are they gay?
I'm going to argue against it.
I have no response to that.
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