Oh, hey Jeff, before you sit down, can you grab that bottle of Wyoming?
Oh, you just said what it was.
That's alright, we'll get over it.
Damn, now the whole, the suspense for our listener is blown.
What about you alluded to it?
You didn't have to say anything.
I know, I did, I kind of spilled the beans.
We are back in action, boys.
It was a bottle of Wyoming, something else.
Yeah, we're back in action with the repeat guest.
Right.
It feels like it was like two weeks ago we had you on, Chuck.
Two years ago.
Oh!
I think it might have been two years.
Just outside.
It was before the midterms.
Well, we replenished our liquor supply, so we prepared for you.
I think you have a few more.
You have a few more.
Yeah.
It's hard to believe it's been two years, actually.
Is it really?
Are you being serious?
I'm serious.
Yeah, that's what he said.
Wow.
That's okay.
I remember when I had my shoulder surgery and I was kind of a zombie.
So it is the first week of June and we haven't had a podcast in four weeks.
Four weeks.
That might be right.
It's a huge time.
We got a guest tonight, Dudes Like Us.
I'm Sean.
I'm still Paul.
I'm Jeff.
And I'm Chuck, back for round three.
The Chuckster.
The Chuck-a-Sode.
Yeah.
So we've got tons of stuff to talk about.
We want you guys to check out our Facebook page, Dudes Like Us dash podcast, Dudes Like
Us dash Woodcraft.
Instagram is the same thing, basically.
Dudes Like Us dash podcast, Dudes Like Us dash Woodcraft.
Can I make an announcement?
Yes.
Congrats on getting to 100 episodes.
Double that as far as like, you know, individuals.
Yeah.
Like 100.
You got to 800.
Yes.
You broke 100.
Congrats.
Outstanding.
No, that's a huge toast.
That's a huge toast.
I just got the syndication number, so we should be going to the syndication now.
Oh, clearly.
We're going to a serious bang.
Clearly.
Get the residuals.
Yes.
When do we hit the point to where you've got 10,000 hours wrapped up into something?
Doesn't that make it as like experts?
Experts.
Are we officially experts?
Well, 100 now we're only about 300 hours in.
10% expert.
Oh.
We're not very close.
That's a very small percentage of an expert.
Not even 10% yet.
Oh, okay.
Well, we're aspiring.
We're aspiring experts.
Yeah.
Well, we got a lot of stuff to talk about.
We went through our board.
I don't know where it went.
Oh, it's still out there.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Well, we're a little rusty.
Yeah.
We're a little rusty.
We got a late start.
We were checking equipment.
Well, frankly, that's the first time Jeff ever did that, so he wasn't used to it at
all.
Yeah, he's probably not used to that.
Anyway, but we tried.
Yeah, we sat in the green room and we prepped.
Yep.
We're ready to roll.
Yep.
I'll tell you, we got a crazy week.
I mean, particularly, I work in the, how should I say, anytime there's an insure, anytime
a big storm or anytime a fire or flood, I'm one of those adjusters that will go out to...
You're like the second responder.
Yeah.
I'll go out there and I assess damages.
That's basically my job.
My job is to assess damages.
Thank you for your bravery.
Yeah.
Oh, it sucks sometimes too.
Is he really the second responder?
Is he like the 10th responder?
I don't know.
You're somewhere in there though.
I'm in the top tier for sure.
In fact, I remember going down to Mobile, Alabama and they had shut down Orange Beach
where they have a bridge that goes over it.
There's only access from a certain point so they could block off the whole area to keep
looters out.
Oh yeah.
And they had a...
Well, and to keep people safe.
I mean, it's a dangerous area.
Yeah.
So I'm trying to get over the bridge and they were like, ah, you got to go around, you got
to go around.
And I was like, ah, I'm going to adjust her and they're like, oh, we don't care about
you.
You can go around through it.
We don't care.
They said, you said bitch.
Actually, it wasn't just the bridge.
It was going into a decrepit building is what it was.
So it was like a 10 story building and they were just like, you can't go in there.
It's not safe.
You can't go in there.
It's not safe.
And there was like, I'm going to adjust her here to look at this.
They were like, oh, you can do whatever you want.
We don't care about you fucking around the building.
Right this way, sir.
And then there was a huge misunderstanding and the cop got pulled to the ground and then
you got pulled out of the car.
So I started talking about the job thing because I'd like, I swear to God, like six weeks ago,
seven weeks ago, I was kind of like, God bless, man, we are slow.
There haven't been any natural disasters.
You never, you never say that because then the shit hits the fan.
And then he did it.
And some of my colleagues were kind of like, Sean, just enjoy it.
Just enjoy it.
And that's downtime, rare downtime.
So I mean, shit happened in the state of Texas.
The last last week and a half, two weeks, I'm tired of getting code red alerts on my
phone.
I turned off all my alarms, dude.
And the weather sirens have gone off.
What?
Three times in the last week and a half, how many times you have to explain to your significant
other that that doesn't mean tornado.
Yeah.
It does mean a cloudy sky.
So you look, because we woke up at the crack of ass because the alarms were going off and
we're just like, what the hell?
And that got kind of bitter.
And I was kind of like, man.
And I look at the Frisco weather site and it says, you know, a severe thunderstorms.
And I was like, you know, why the fuck are they waking us up and sending those setting
those sirens off for severe thunderstorms?
Those things are set up for tornadoes.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
They have to set up winds.
Yeah.
Damaging.
I know that.
But originally that wasn't the case.
Correct.
And now they've kind of elaborated.
So I kind of want to take shelters.
They need to have different alarms for different things.
That's true.
Cause that's a good idea.
I guess my point by bringing that up is, is that, you know, nothing happened.
It just passed and then, and then I woke up the next day and I was, went to go somewhere
and I was like, holy shit.
Trees were down a lot of trees.
So it was a big deal.
deal there was that the severe thunderstorm was a severe thunderstorm it
could have done it did some a lot of damage. It blew one of my limbs off. Yeah
no they were two each down. The left the right one. The bad one? It blew your cook air off.
You're smoker didn't it? Yeah it knocked my grill over. No. Not my smoker but my grill. That is not okay.
Did you call 9-1-1? I did. I wanted to file a claim with Sean and he was like it
didn't meet the deductible. Yeah it's under the deductible so. He didn't
calls 9-1-1 but the smoke alarm went off. Nice nice. So they need ringtones.
Even today I mean it's just I mean I want this shit to end. What would they have?
What would they have? Quack quack quack. Get out. Different ringtones for different disasters.
They need to differentiate the two like when there's a tornado that's the most
severe make it something that's easily recognizable like the current one I
associated with tornadoes. So the other ones need to be something different.
Oh yeah. That one's tornado. They should go whoop whoop whoop.
That'll be severe. And hail should be oh oh oh. Hold on. I'm gonna do them all.
Or maybe they should do a four. There we go. That sounds just like hail.
That could be a civil riot. That one just sounds like those old car alarms.
Whoop whoop dee doo dee doo.
Step away from the car.
But guess what would happen? We would be huddled in our closet going what the fuck was that?
Hold on is that hail? Is that tornado? Is that? Wait what was dee-ner?
Is that the hail one? I mean it would be a nightmare. No. Well now it's all
everyone thinks a tornado is coming you know four times over the last few days.
I was you know who I was thinking of all these brand new Indian residents that
are flooding our city they have no idea what's going on right so they hear that
thing and I'm sure they're like freaking out. They went straight to next door.
Don't they? They laid in the gutter. Don't they have monsoon over in India?
Well yeah they don't have tornadoes I don't think. And they probably definitely
don't have sirens. They basically get attacked after their roof is
ripped off. Indiana. I'm just thinking all the Indian residents have
no clue what's going on. We at least grew up with sirens. I'm sure they get a
little pamphlet. I'm pretty sure they. I'll tell you what. A pamphlet?
Honey get the pamphlet! The migrants from India that come here are aware of every
single benefit they could squeeze out of our government. Oh boy. It's absolutely true.
I don't think they're getting no these are H1B they're not getting government
benefits. H1B is not a government benefit? Talk to your doctor about it. Well being over here is a benefit.
Yes well it's not like they're getting like handouts like a free phone. It's an
Obama phone? Yeah they're not getting the Obama phone. They get a Chipotle card.
You have to come here illegally for that. Chipotle card. Yeah yes I am here for my
Chipotle card. Oh boy. Speaking of did you see the Biden. I'm allowed to do. Are we not allowed to do accents?
Biden. What if I do a German accent? Yes you can do accents. You can say retarded too.
Jeff did an accent earlier. He did. Anyway Jeff what were you going to say? Go ahead. I forgot
amongst all the chatter. He said something about Obama card. No I said did you see the Biden knew where he all
of a sudden can fix the border all of a sudden. Yeah with an executive order
because he now suddenly has authority. And he's only allowing 2,500 people a day.
And do the math on that. That's 1.8 2 million people a year. Well hold on. Isn't it like 80,000 a day now?
I mean what the hell? No it's not that big. No it's like 5,000 which is five
times what it used to be. Okay but hold on. Such a pun. I'm confused. I really am
confused. So there's legal immigration and there's illegal immigration. Right.
They have people flooding over illegally. Some we catch some we don't catch. These
are the ones he said 2,500 claiming asylum. Asylum but are they doing it are
they doing it legally claiming asylum? Meaning going across a sanctioned border
crossing. They can do that. That doesn't stop all the illegal shit. That's what I'm saying.
What's the point of that then? And get this the ones that don't count if they
use the CBP one app they don't count. Oh my god. So if you have an appointment. So
what this is is lip service. Lip service to say he's closing the border. Correct.
So he can go to a debate later this month. I close the border. I took action.
Give me the power. Give me the what do you say? Give me the permission. Give me
the authority. Give me the power. Emperor Palpatine. He's such a putz. I'm so sick
of it. I'm so sick. I'm sick of all of it. I mean after watching Trump getting
convicted you know it's just it's it's crazy. It's absolutely insane. It's a
kangaroo court. It's it's a third world country. I'm sad. It was it's a blub.
They think January 6 was bad which is bullshit again. And you know there's new
information coming out with January 6th. What they're starting to release all the
videos and they're starting to unearth it. Man. All the farce. It's all set up. And
the thousands of grannies they arrested and jailed. Yeah. I think Dr. Fauci who
went to court this past week and they're throwing stones at him saying you're a
butt mite and you're a. They call names all day. It's not gonna amount to anything.
They made him admit that you know the the six-foot thing was a was a farce.
He was like I don't even know where that came from. That's something that came
from the CDC and yeah I just kind of took it for you know that's what it was.
It probably came from a movie. I mean that's you know there's been epidemic
movies before. All he did was watch Outbreak and then apply it to the American people.
You know my biggest shocking takeaway is that the government is dishonest.
Did you guys already know that? Did you know Dr. Fauci was dishonest because he
led us through the AIDS crisis too. I don't know if you were around for that
but he had all kinds of bullshit then too. I was a part of that. Did you know this? I'm sorry
I'll give you a sec. Dallas Buyers Club. Remember that movie? Oh yeah. With Matthew McConaughey.
Matthew McConaughey had to go to Mexico to get drugs. Why? Because of Fauci.
Fauci was selling them from Mexico. Yes he was selling them. No he was not allowing them to be
imported in the United States or sold in the United States. Because he wanted to
make it a worse situation? I guess. I'm not sure what he wanted. He wanted to make money off of it.
Yeah he had a patent or something which is why he's made all this money off of
residuals of the shots that everybody had to go get. This dude is so slimy. Some people just need to get whacked.
Are you calling for somebody to hit him on the head? Absolutely. Some people are saying. No I'm just
I mean yeah agreed. I mean I'm just you know come on there needs to be
consequences for these people's actions. Maybe not whacked maybe jailed. Yeah judicially whacked.
Well that's what I meant by whacked. Okay. What would you think?
What the whacked on the head? The general term? Capital, corporal punishment? Not capital punishment.
Corporal punishment. Corporal yes. Oh my good. Okay so. Well we covered like a bunch of politics
or without really delving into anything. Did you guys watch the court? First of all let's
back up to the Trump. Did you guys watch any of that crap? No. Well it wasn't televised.
There wasn't televised. Well I mean but you got coverage. Yes I paid attention every day. He would do press conferences and come talk.
Oh this is a kangaroo court. The judge won't let me talk about it.
I'm kind of wondering why the Supreme Court hasn't stepped in and said hey what this is this is wrong.
It'll get there. It'll get there. Yeah they've never done that. There's a process. He's got to appeal and he doesn't appeal to the
Supreme Court of New York. He appeals to the Court of Appeals of New York because the Supreme Court is below them.
Of New York. Yeah this is not a federal case. Yeah it's not. This is a state of New York case. Yeah and if it has to go through all the bunch of shit through the state first
before it gets to the Supreme Court. And they're going to drag their feet on this. Of course they will.
Well and the significance of that is they had an opportunity at the federal level to pursue and try this case and the federal prosecutor the DOJ said now there's no case.
Nothing to see here. They probably knew it'd be overturned immediately if something did happen.
But then they sent the DOJ number three down to the Manhattan DA's office to go babysit that.
You sent a tick tock on it. It said who is this guy? And they showed him like at January 6th.
No that was someone else. That was Nancy Pelosi's little minion. He's a security guy. He's with the.
He was with the DC cops during January 6th. Yeah but he's now like a mercenary. Well he is now.
For hire. Are you sure that's not the same guy that was standing next to that jackass De Niro in front of the courthouse?
It was the same guy. It was the same guy but he was a January 6th DC cop. Yeah. And he went and he testified in front of Congress.
And cried and wept and all that shit saying they were attacking me and they called me names and.
And they proved that he wasn't. He was walking around just fine. Correct. Yeah.
He's a liar. They have they have video evidence that he nothing happened to him.
And there's he lied in the court of law. He's disgraced. Yes. He's disgraced. And there's going to be no repercussions for him lying in the court of law.
Well he's not a cop anymore. He's a he's a. That's his job. I'm talking about are they going to. No.
Burn him for lying in court. Isn't there. The J6 committee. The J6 committee used this to parade it in front of a show trial in front of everybody on live TV brought to you by the ABC producer.
And nothing nothing came out of that. Those people are not feeling any repercussions of making this shit up whole cloth.
Yeah. Maybe we should go back to that. Maybe we should start burning people at the state.
You know what they're going to do. Fauci is going to. I'm just going to be proven guilty or something.
You know I think I think Fauci's clan of fuck folks are they're going to release another Wuhan product on us.
Oh as you think bird flu is coming around as they're already pushing for retaliation.
You mean. Yeah. In fact I talk about Barbara O'Neill a lot right.
It's so we can get them back to mail in ballots for everybody. Right.
Well Trump is well Trump has come out and has 100 percent supported it where he was against it before.
We talk about the mail in ballot. The mail in ballots. Oh you got to win it.
He says use them if that's what they have but he's not for them.
Oh yeah. He changed. But you have to bank them. If they're there you have to bank them.
Well the story today said he changed his story that he now supports that.
His strategy. His strategy. He has to. If he's listening to smart people he will.
True. Correct.
He needs to embrace that and say if that's where you live in Colorado or wherever and you get a mail in ballot mail it in early.
Yeah but you have to have credentials with those mail in ballots.
Do you?
And you only get. Not really.
Not really. It could be dead.
That's the problem. It's wide open for fraud.
Voter rolls are shit.
It's wide open for fraud.
That's what happened.
And they all know it.
It's hard to prove.
Two thousand mules.
Right. There was a 2012 article in the Wall Street Journal or New York Times talking about that.
How awful mail in ballots are right.
Right.
As far as election integrity.
And so they were very much against it then because they were worried that Republicans were going to use it for their advantage.
But then they'd flip the switch and now that's what that's their thing that they bank on is stuffing ballot box full of bullshit ballots right.
Yeah.
Unfolded ballots. Ballots that look like they were printed. Ballots that have dead people or moved people or whatever.
Yeah. The thing about the ballots that are printed is that you know they every the ones that they were finding like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of the little dots that you have to fill in were all had the same little semi-circle little.
There was all imperfections that were duplicated over and over.
And look the number one reason why they don't want Donald Trump in office in my opinion is that it's China.
You know China is you know we owe China a ton of money and when Trump got in office he shut him down.
Tariffs.
Right.
He said hey man you want to charge us we're going to charge you.
And what would that do that fucking hit put a storm on her right after that Wuhan came out.
Yeah.
Because they were getting us back.
Yeah.
And that's what it is.
Do you guys believe that.
Yeah.
China was hurt tremendously by the tariffs.
Well they were tremendously hurt by Wuhan.
Well they were.
The virus.
Well they were already struggling.
Their economy was collapsing.
So do you think you I mean do you think they would risk that.
The government yes.
I mean I thought so too.
I was thinking they're playing the long game they're always playing the long game.
How many people they got there that they could.
They hoarded PPE they have all of our prescriptions you know they're in control of a lot of our
manufacturing so they're not going to be hurt that bad.
But look they they're they have like 90 percent of the medicines that we consume every day.
You know they have a ton of stuff that they have the authority on.
We rely on them.
If they shut us off it'll it'll kill us.
But it'll force us to be able to have to start utilizing our own natural resources which I
don't know why we're not doing it anyways.
The cost.
Yeah.
Well American people are cheap they want the cheapest way.
Well they'll give us on Amazon and.
Well so so but it's China if China's strategy was to wipe out the world economy most important
the US economy knowing that this is going to take hit on their own economy and then
that is you know revenge so to speak for the tariff thing.
And so if that was their strategy it totally failed because the US economy is hurting.
But I mean we're we're we're in good shape.
I mean we're in good shape from the perspective.
The stock market's in good shape.
Yeah we rebounded from covid fairly nicely I would say.
Well that's because we all work hard.
Right.
Most of us.
So I'm just saying it was if that if that was their strategy and their their goal I
would say they failed.
Fuck them.
So I mean in my opinion that's the biggest thing.
The number one person or entity that doesn't want Trump in office are the people that are
making money by him not being in office and he's going to shut them down.
Hopefully he will.
You know and when he that's I think for sure.
Well he's come out and he said he's going to release the JFK files the Epstein files
and all the January 6 files when he gets elected.
Good.
The JFK thing that came up at the office recently with somebody saying you know asking me you
know do you not think it was the CIA you know and you'd believe the magic bullet
and all that kind of shit.
And I was like you know what I would not have believed the magic bullet theory until I shot
that dough at the lease.
I shot it in the horrible shot.
My my scope sucks and I suck but I hit the I hit the dough in the middle of the back
top of the spine and it came out of her asshole front.
Vagina.
Front right leg.
Oh yeah it hits bones.
Nice yeah.
So.
Yeah.
Bullets will.
Correct.
Bounce around inside.
So that bullet hit the middle of the spine and bounced around her body and came out the
front of her and so I'm thinking magic bullet.
Yeah I believe it.
I don't think so.
I think the foremost authority on this is his family and his family thinks the CIA did
it.
The Kennedy family does.
The Kennedy family yes especially RFK Jr.
They'll come out right and say it CIA did it to my dad or my uncle.
Sorry.
Uncle yeah.
Interesting.
But so many people I mean that's what got to be one of the most researched conspiracies.
And they have movies upon movies about it and you know it's just like forward behind
forward behind with the back into.
I don't think I don't think we'll ever know.
We never know.
Well we're never really gonna know unless unless the official papers get out then no
one's there's still be going to be non-believers.
Everybody in that in those papers now is dead.
Oh by the way the the guy in charge of it was Dulles who was the head of the CIA at
the time he was on the Warren Commission.
So what does that say.
There's all kinds of people conspiracy against the government.
Sure.
They still don't believe people landed on the moon.
I was just about to say that.
And there's huge conspiracy comes up on my ex feed every now and then these conspiracy
guys around 9 11.
So let's talk about that because you know the moon moon.
So it rings like a bell.
But hollow the thought about made a cheese conspiracy is is that they they came up with
alternative film to who did the government NASA whomever you know.
Because they have they have absolute film that's totally fraudulent proven it's it's
fraudulent.
They I believe they did go to the scene that they they claim that they did go to the moon
but they had some advertising or some sort of extracurricular film going on so that the
people at home could see some stuff that wasn't true.
Well let's just kind of prepare this and show it on TV because there are things that I mean
like when they take off who took that video.
When they took off they left the mostly in explanations for that.
Oh yeah.
And how's that they were what was that was a camera they left.
Yes.
Recorded it.
So did they go back and retrieve that camera.
No it was on a string.
Yeah.
So they just drug it with them.
It's a giant.
Come on.
It's NASA NASA can do anything.
They had a cable running to the thing.
What what what what they're saying is that the reason why there's so many conspiracy
theorists out there that because there's there are videos out there that weren't real.
They were prepared in a studio and you can clearly see that they're fake.
And so it just like shows those videos.
Yeah I'm not sure.
I'm not doing that right now.
I'm not sure I believe that.
That's OK because nobody's going to ever really know.
But the theory out there is that that is the case and that is where all these these people
have doubting that we ever land on the moon.
The fact is that we landed on the moon for sure 100 percent.
But it's not I mean I believe it 100 percent.
There's there's a can't you get the telescope and actually see the little camera still sitting
there.
The camera dude the guy the guy waving.
Hey I don't know.
I mean at the end of the day none of us know.
Get a telescope and look you could probably see the the the flag is up there and the base
of some shit.
The mirror.
The car is still up there.
The moon rover.
The budget.
Does it rust up there is it in perfect condition.
Probably perfect condition looks better.
There might be no atmosphere right.
There's no water so it should be in perfect condition.
Correct.
I don't know.
How does that work in a vacuum.
I don't know.
But Elon will take us back there pretty soon anyway.
So for real real this time he won't lie to us and he won't lie to us.
No I don't know.
I hope you won't.
Starship is really launched tomorrow.
Starship launches tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow Starship launches tomorrow morning.
So it's to be the most between seven and nine a.m.
Hopefully is it the biggest rocket ever.
Badass.
Yes.
So big fire.
Keep in mind it's launched multiple times.
He's done this is like his third or fourth.
Right.
And it blew up one time.
Yes the past ones have gone up spectacularly but it's like hey you got out I got off the pad.
Yeah but the last one he's gotten significantly farther with every launch.
Every single time they learn a lot.
And that's the whole point.
Right.
So the last one they actually.
Orbited but they didn't go into orbit.
Yes.
Yeah but they went into reentry.
Yeah.
And it didn't make it.
That didn't make it.
No.
That's right.
It went into the free fall and then it just kind of.
Yeah.
So this is just another experiment.
So it's not a it's just another.
Test flight.
Attempt to yeah another test flight.
Yep.
I have a question.
Boca Chica.
How do they make their money to pay for this.
I think they're somewhat funded by NASA.
I think NASA has a program where they released money to all of the people that.
Yeah but how much does it cost to launch one of those things every time and lose it.
I don't think NASA provides funding for Elon Musk's projects.
I think they did for they released they released money for anybody who was willing to try to go
back to the moon type of thing.
That's another whole conspiracy thing.
NASA's got their fingers in a bunch of weird shit.
They're getting black market money from I call black money black ops money.
I don't know.
Yeah I think so.
They got to because the unknown is out there.
I mean the unknown is kicking us from everywhere.
You got these pilots that are seeing these unidentified things coming out of the water.
There's a little tick tock.
So we've talked about this before.
They're unknown.
There are there are government entities that want to prepare for things that we don't know
and we don't know.
Filmed on the worst cameras of all time.
Yeah come on.
Always.
Fuzzy greeny cameras.
Green.
Yeah 2024.
That's where I go BS.
So speaking of conspiracy you remember the Vegas one where the green light went across
the city and a whole bunch of people reported that it got base lasers.
Like the laser.
No it got well it got captured on police police dash cams and like dozens of people
were calling in about this green light.
Okay.
This flash.
I thought that was in Texas.
And it was through the sphere.
I think it was in Vegas and then shortly after that green light showed up this family
called 911 because they said there were eight to nine foot aliens in their backyard with
a spaceship in their backyard.
Right.
Do you guys not remember the story.
Well I remember the alien Miami.
I think the laser beam was long after the alien.
No so this one was streak of green light that a whole bunch of people reported shortly
thereafter this family goes into their backyard.
Now they have been investigating it and this one guy that's what he does is they were
recording it the family was walking out there recording it and he has gone through the video
and he is a foremost expert.
He's like the people that look at videos and then he's in court as an expert saying
this is authentic blah blah blah.
He is saying it's 100 percent authentic that he believes aliens were in that backyard and
that they had a aliens but they had a cloaking device like illegal.
He said they had a closing cloaking device.
Yeah they just came from the Harry Potter cape.
These are extra terrestrials that were eight to nine feet tall.
Oh extra terrestrials.
I can't believe you guys it's been on the news like a lot this week.
I don't read that crap.
Well it's alien.
I haven't watched it in a while.
It's on the same feeds.
Yeah but I really I really enjoy that type of stuff though.
This one you'd love then Sean.
It's a compelling story because the guy his reputation is being staked on and he is an
expert.
So he says the video is real he didn't say the creature was real did he?
He said the he said.
How could he prove that the creature was real?
He did a DNA test.
Because that's what I mean he's on video.
It's on video he said I mean so he's.
Okay so the video is real.
Right.
But that doesn't mean that.
Does it look like ET?
Have we seen the video?
That mean that some guy was in a suit on stilts.
I hear you.
He's saying the video is real not what's in the video is he?
He is saying he believes it.
Well he could believe it.
He believes what the family is saying is accurate and he.
How does he prove that that creature is real?
Was this in Las Vegas?
Yeah yes it was Las Vegas.
How does how does he prove that what is in the video is real?
He just says it's a.
Crime scene expert he says there are two beings in the video motion tracking software shows body
moving.
Critic believes video shadow cast by one critic believes it's a shadow cast by a flashlight.
Of course there's going to be people that try to debunk it and he's trying to prove it.
I'm just saying it's very interesting that somebody's willing.
So the nation puts out a veteran crime scene recreation expert who's analyzed the video
that purport purport purports to show two creatures in the Las Vegas backyard says the video hasn't
been altered and he believes sees the images of not one but two beings.
Once you've seen it you can't deny it says Scott Roter sounds exactly like him too.
Exactly okay so that's fine he's making the video as authentic there's no editing that
has been altered that doesn't mean that what's in the video is correct.
Here's the background.
But a high school teenager yeah.
It was April 30th 2023 when the Kenmore family called 911 to report something not human
in their backyard.
Police investigated in part because other officers had spotted a mysterious flashing light
in the sky that same evening.
I mean honestly if you're coming down to earth from space are you going to Vegas?
If you're crash landing.
Well I mean they probably saw that huge.
They wanted to score some blow or something.
No dude they see that they could see that fucking big ass.
Oh the pyramid.
Oh yeah.
The LED sphere.
Was that built by then?
That was April of last year.
I don't think it was.
I don't think it was turned on.
I don't think they have it released the video yet.
They have.
Where is it at?
A possible UFO reported over New York City.
So this goes on to several different captions.
You know.
Validated the video is real doesn't mean what's in the video.
I hear what you're saying but they apparently freaked out.
But you know my feeling on aliens.
I don't.
You don't think they're real?
No.
I do.
You don't think there's any alien beings in the galaxy?
Or the galaxy they're not here.
Why wouldn't they be?
Why would they be?
Because it takes a long damn time.
We're a very interesting planet.
How do we know this?
Because we're like emitting all sorts of shit.
We have craziness.
It'd be like seeing a mound of ants moving and creating light and sound.
You know how big the universe is?
Yeah I was just about to say that.
It's massive.
We are our specks of dust in the grand scheme of the universe.
They really like our sitcoms from the 70s that we broadcast into space.
I think we're interesting.
I think we're interesting out in space.
I think we have promise.
I think that if we were to.
We have promise.
No no I think we are we have a promising career if we could.
If we could have a not career but a life plan with for our Earth.
If we for the United States specifically if we have a convention of the states.
Let's get term limits set and I think that's going to solve 90 percent of our issues we're having.
With aliens?
Oh you know with everything.
He took a left turn.
I apologize.
Yeah oh man sorry about that.
That was going somewhere.
We were talking about aliens.
You talk about term limits.
Yeah yeah you kind of got us.
I think getting congress on track is a little different than other human other alien being.
All day he's on his fourth glass of bourbon.
Yeah are you really?
No that's my third.
Have you been have you been tapping from the bottle?
What the hell?
We're way past the shoulder.
I don't care do you know how stressful it was for the drama that we had setting up this
fucking thing.
I'm over there you're making fucking beep bop noises over here.
I wanted to fucking strangle you.
We were trying to help.
You said to make noise.
I did but then.
You can turn this down.
I did I did I did but and I I internalized all of it.
Yeah.
I can't ignore what I was feeling and I was kind of shut the fuck up.
I thought you told us to keep making noise in the microphone.
I did but there was like that was only valid for like small moments of it.
I was like all right good.
Then you started like being static.
I make good static.
You know and then I was like oh my god.
He has a good static noise.
I don't know if he wants to recreate.
For the record Chuck and I were having a ball.
We were pre-gaming and it was fun.
Well there's we got some if there any X 32 Beringer experts out there.
I'd like to chat with you.
We have a little bit of a direct out issue with trying to tie in a number five headset.
For some reason it worked before it did.
It did not work before our direct out.
We went direct out.
Is that why you have that thing?
No no the the direct out is what we did like three weeks ago or five weeks ago.
Well it sounds great now.
Yeah thank you.
We made a change.
Yeah I will I will figure it out and we'll make it right because there is a way to fix it.
And I noticed right on the right before the podcast started I looked at some of the the
captions I saw well that's odd that shouldn't be like that.
So we'll fix it because we need to have like we don't have sound right now for like the laptops.
We need to have that checked.
So the UFO thing I think it's fascinating.
I agree.
I like it when experts jump in.
But when when most of the folk that talk about the real experts don't I say real experts the
it's even hard to say the credible experts for the extraterrestrials and UFOs.
But from what the the unanimous or the most god damn what is going on here.
Three of these bourbons.
I'm going to glitch out man.
You're drunk.
Yeah.
The folk are saying that a lot of the extraterrestrials are coming from the ocean.
They're coming from they're already here.
Right.
And they're speaking like even it was like Bill Clinton and what was insinuating that
they're here in the form of a spirit like demons kind of thing like a thought that was Tucker.
That's you know Tucker said it as well.
Yeah Tucker did say it.
Yeah.
And but Bill Clinton was like one of the first ones that said it and then Tucker said it.
And I was kind of amazed when he said that I was like Tucker Carlson's just said that
there are demons in the world that are spirits.
Yeah.
You know and that's the manifestation of spirits.
The unseen world.
The perceived perceived extraterrestrials are yeah they say a lot of them live in the water.
Like like the octopus but I don't think are the arquetoothes.
The arquetoothes.
I think there's I personally think there's a difference between
extraterrestrials and the unseen spiritual world.
Wait for the word K. It's that creamy pub.
What?
Creamy pub.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
We've got like Jeff's laundry list of words that he says during the podcast.
Oh these are drinking like a drinking game.
No they're Google keywords so that we can search for
for arquetoothes and we'll find the podcast.
Oh my goodness.
Oh this is terrible.
So Jeff you don't think it you think you do believe in aliens you do leave in
intelligent life out there.
Correct.
But just not here.
No.
And and that has that's valid.
I don't think that they're here either.
I think that they were here and some of them there may be some essence of them still being around.
They built the pyramids but keep going.
Well I mean well that's just it we don't know who built the pyramids and exactly.
I sent you a video on how it was built.
Yeah you did.
It was great.
On the back of thousands of goats.
Yes.
But is that the one you I think somebody sent one where they started out and it looked like they
were legitimately trying to explain how they built it.
And then they jumped the shark.
Yeah showing the slaves moving the rocks and then all of a sudden this yeah all of a sudden
this UFO drops down.
It's like fucking space invaders all of a sudden.
A UFO drops down and shoots a laser to create the mortar in between the rocks or something like that.
I was like okay.
Well.
Jackasses.
But you know who knows the fact is that nobody knows and we live in a little tiny bubble and
when you really take the time to think about our house our city our state our country our world
you know and then the universe you're like oh my god where does it end and then you're like your
mind kind of gets blown up because you're kind of like all right well if it's infinity and it goes
on forever you can't envelop that you can't it's like a you can't comprehend it it's like hooking
up a 100 000 terabyte hard drive to a computer that can't envelop all that information it's just
it's just boom it's the simulation fucking with us is what it is.
Is that what it is a little matrix thing yeah yeah by the way matrix is released on netflix
net the newest one neck flexed yeah it was mediocre yeah but it was it was the start of the generation
I saw the fourth one it was okay it was mediocre I haven't seen it yeah it was okay but the original
one was kind of the first one was outstanding was classic outstanding because it was so it was so
ahead of its time in terms of fight scenes well the idea as well and the originality I mean because
it kind of fits the narrative of kind of what we're talking about you know yeah human using
the human body someone's talking about um some hidden footage from the 40s uh sorry 50s of some
guy explaining how the human body creates so much electricity that uh it's extremely possible that
it's it's plausible that it could happen that we can make a battery out of a human correct
well the computers do ai does the closer we get to actually making a simulation the closer we get to
actually being part of somebody else's simulation well I think the whole virtual reality if it's
quite the statement yeah if it uh right it's a mind nugget is is virtual reality I heard a lot
about it a year or two years ago I haven't heard much about it recently you know where people were
buying real estate and shit houses and stuff like that or whatever yeah matter is that still going
on or that just kind of died you talk about in virtual reality yes I have not heard it but meta
yeah there was real estate oh yeah like your dog invested millions of dollars in buying in real
estate in meta and I was like and then restaurants please restaurants were opening are you going to
smell pot out of there yeah weren't they opening stores in in yes metaverse yeah by product and
shit well it's a concept that it's it who knows I mean I've kind of steered away from the whole vr
kind of concepts there are like my son Austin our producer is that's not here today but
you know he's he has a setup and it's and I've talked to a bunch of people that have
experienced the vr I haven't I haven't done the vr I've got one downstairs yeah yeah I'm not
interested uh I'm actually I'm very interested I'm I have a very addictive uh personality when
it comes to things like that so I'm afraid I'll it'll be too much for me you know we try it
downstairs you'll go in well we'll detatch you if you like start hammering it's look I'm telling you
if your ears start bleeding I will go in and I'll start mastering it you know if you if you start
thrusting out of control we'll pull you out he just starts humping the air just out just non-stop
pulsing oh no he's gone he's gone into auto thrusting let's get him out of there you know
I've played a few games on it and that's not what interests me what interests me is to be able to
sit there and watch movies because basically you put this thing on and you're you get this
120 foot screen it's like you're in iMacs it's like you're in the in the exactly and you're
sitting there and you're watching it uh and you're in the theater and it even actually looks like a
theater that's what interests me the games maybe they're not good enough yet maybe that's part of
it but the games don't interest me too much yet so you've so you've you've done you've dabbed
dibbled and dabbed in it with your vr headset yes interesting so do you guys remember natalie woods
last movie it was when she died wasn't it said night at the museum of a boat uh no her last movie
that she filmed before she died yes oh nally would have a wood heart to heart no it was brain
hemorrhage brain something where it's basically it's like virtual reality and it um and it it it
it became like it very addicting right and one guy that was a tester of it got hooked into porn
called brainstorm there you go a sci-fi thriller well it's and it's basically what we're talking
about it's vr well there's been all kinds of movies about this like ready player one oh
christopher walken's in it is one it's a good movie i think i may have seen this it's 1983
and it's yeah it's got christopher walken and natalie wood her last movie christopher walk he's
got such a crazy voice i don't know if uh you were here i want to be part of i sound like a
little here it is the emperor and don't here's the plot scientists invent a brain computer
interface enabling sensations to be recorded from a person's brain and converted to tape
tape for others to experience so i mean it's kind of ahead of its time in terms of vr so it follows
a research team's efforts to perfect the system that directly uh records and replays a sensory
experience and emotions of fields of yeah you feel it so basically you're not living it you are
essentially living it but you're not that you're i wouldn't want that at all yeah well i mean look
so look let's let's let's dive back to the movie matrix there was a character on the matrix that
inside the actual programming he was just like i he knew that there was he knew the matrix was fake
and he was like i don't care i just want the authority to do whatever i fucking want you know
why because the steak tastes real the drinks taste real right pussy is real for him inside
that virtual world he doesn't care he's the major traitor in that yeah so hugely so i mean i mean if
it's real it's real that's why i'm so afraid to even do it because i'm already a gamer i love
getting it doing i do it every single day i have to game every almost everything unless i'm going
out of town or something but i mean there's another movie like that where people are just
laying in chairs and they live their whole life online it's called up is it or no up but what's
the other one the robot well wall-e wall-e wall-e yeah that's what i think you mean i think you mean
the bruce willis one yes bruce willis that's exactly right um surrogate or something surrogate yeah
there's been a bunch of movies plural and so that's what they're doing they live a real world and
they live a online yeah they go into a chamber and they have a icon or a avatar play themselves in
the real world right and they're beautiful and fit and all right i saw this movie yeah it was kind of
cool it was one of those ones on his way out the door but it was you know yeah good speaking of
bruce willis man he's he's in bad shape he's compromised i mean he's yeah but at least he knows
you know he's kind of happy he's with his family you know i wonder how much they i mean they haven't
said how much like is he you know obviously that's very personal i don't think he could
communicate names or well the type of i looked into dementia when with regards to my father and
there's different types of dementia like alzheimer's reform with dementia right and then there's what he
has which is the frontal of faith frontal lobe aphasia which impacts speak and comprehension uh
and and the ability to control your emotions that's what he has so he can't really talk anymore he
can't really communicate anymore and he gets well i don't know if he does but you get very upset you
can't and you overreact to trap you're trapped in a world right you're stuck and you can't tell
people how you're what what's going on right so that's why that'd be awful and he's young
he's in his i don't know how old he is in his 70s isn't he is he i don't know 70 i think he's
mid-60s i don't know but still that's just awful that's horrible yeah and now they're saying what
that is type 3 diabetes that's what all of these brain conditions are type 3d of diabetes i don't
know you guys watched the you sent it today uh the tick tock of type 3 diabetes so that's what
they're insinuating they're saying that um it is a it is a everybody everybody else on the world
calls it diabetes three right type 3 diabetes and they said that it's not a matter of you losing
your memory it's a matter of the connections the memories are there the memories are there you just
can't you just have to clear the pathways to get there and you know there's but they're blaming
all kinds of things it could be the food that we eat it could be the drugs that we take you know
when i say drugs it could be the prescribed drugs that we take the number we use that the same
doctor was referring to it i forget his name but he was like the number two one two or three cause
of death i think the number one cause of death is doctors fucking up right and that envelopes uh
prescribing medicines because people die of the medicines that they give you like the cholesterol
medicines we've talked about this bunch of times the statins are horrible for you yeah is it going
to lower your cholesterol yes why are you loading your cholesterol well because your cholesterol is
high and cholesterol builds up in your veins and blah blah blah they're saying that your your brain
that is the number one reason that you're you need to not take that medicine is because you need that
cholesterol cholesterol is so important yeah so i'm just like man i'm on the fence i'm taking
cholesterol man this is a tiny little pill take it every day and i'm out of yeah but if you have
really high cholesterol you're also going to get a like a brain end yeah there's a fine line where
like if you have really high cholesterol we're ignorant we don't know and taking don't really
know taking this well i think the studies are if you have high cholesterol you end up having a heart
attack right so if you have high cholesterol you take these statins to get it down to normal
cholesterol but there are what you still have cholesterol they're also saying that the the the
natural fruits of the earth these dandelions these these plants based stuff that's out there right
now that's fucking free uh you know that stuff you take is supposed to help you clean all the
arteries out you know it's like they they round up says they're the ones that made the the blood
pressure medicine and they're also the ones that are creating the the the thing that kills the stuff
that'll save you the roundup folk yeah you're looking at me weird no no i'm not i'm i'm i'm
just imagining cavemen going around collecting dandelions well i don't i don't think it's but
i think they did but they i think they did too i i think that you know the because it even says in
the bible you know says that god will provide for you on earth with all the everything you need all
the herbs for you to to make it your your life successful including how to make bourbon uh
uh thank you god bless thank you mr chuck you brought over a bottle of oh the wyoming whiskey
wyoming whiskey double cask uh hunter proof what else the whiskey it's it's a double cask bourbon
whiskey it's wyoming it's it's hunter proof uh the whiskey gets its color character from uh the cask
in which it ages and matures chuck i'm set up there yeah i can't read that shirt you get uh
i didn't see when you stop yeah this double cask whiskey goes through the process twice the first
five years of mature maturation in a new chart oak barrel make it a bourbon uh that bourbon then
experience a secondary uh maturation in decades old cask seasoned by a pedro cementis sherry
what exactly was he doing when he seasons it was no it's a second barrel a sherry barrel yeah
it's a double barrel adds a touch of sweetness and yields a smooth uh impressively complex this is
a double barrel they're just using cask interesting to be different and it's a hundred proof it's
super tasty it's very sweet it's very easy it is easy to drink yeah i would say for a hundred proof
it's yeah it's pretty but it's got spice too it's got like a cinnamon i'm getting cinnamon and
well it's autumnal notes some raisins yeah and some mission figs stone fruit yep mission
shawn's list mission fig and dried dates i got some dates downstairs autumnal autumnal come on
tumnal that means autumn i know i know rich sticky cinnamon roll with the raisins and spice
i'd clearly taste candied orange peel do you no he doesn't dark dried fruit well
by warming brown baking spices the finish is warming brown baking spices yeah now this is
tasty it's sweet it is tight tasty tasty uh i guess it's time to rate it this would be like a perfect
uh october halloween whiskey burp is that autumnal uh sure that's a coincidence but just the whole
yeah kind of warms your kind of warms you it's cinnamon it's spicy you're in front of everything
nicely in front of the fire in your whitey tidies and your bear rug sipping on this
what happened well a lot of people in wyoming are cold so why did it get really quiet when i said
that so this aged for five years up there at that age for five years here in texas this would be
much darker much more robust right or oaky i should say the uh temperature variation right
right very nice no i like this i like it too i think this is a high six or seven um well it's
got to have you have gotta be a number ten i was going with six point nine i was i said six nine
seven um i give it seven very good it's it's i get a seven it's all we like the wyoming stuff we have
two other bottles out there and we the reason we got the second bottle was because we liked it
and then chuck brought this this is this is damn good stuff i think it's got the perfect spice
i'm gonna give it a seven point two just to get the average above seven what was the char on there
eight eight char no i don't think that was no does it say i don't think so i i'm there's only
i'm tasting a char too what do you guys taste no it's more than that you can't taste a char
it's been aged for five years you more yeah i think it's more in the hue
which is which is copper or alginy the double barrel is gonna yeah that you that i'm gonna go
with the char yeah if you throw it in sherry it's gonna i think that's two different colors too right
if it's a decades old sherry cast i'm thinking they're not gonna get much color from that cast
how many times has it been used yeah if it's seriously decades old i don't i think you're
gonna get some flavor from the wood i don't think you're gonna get any color but that's just me i'm
not an expert so i'm still thinking probably a lighter char but it's good it's really good
yeah i don't know if it's a four alligator alligator um well i never talked about when i went to my
houston trip how much time we have let's cover that probably not much left um we'll cover that
the second half that'll be a good story for you how much we got this will be like two minutes okay
cool uh so uh when i went to houston but i told you guys are the the adjuster uh went down to houston
because of the all the storms i went to the yellow rose thing i'll just talk about one thing
but the yellow rose first of all yellow rose distillery shout out to you guys you guys are
you guys are good i mean the place was kind of nice uh you know the staff was really nice i went
there twice went there on a friday then it turned around i went there on a wednesday thursday i
don't remember exactly and i was picking up bottles the first time i went out there went to
the tour uh a guy named adam uh did the tour shout out to adam and uh had a great time great
experience second time when i went out there to buy uh some uh yellow rose glen karen glasses
and the bartender back there i don't remember his name he's kind of oh they're like this guy's
again he's kind of douchey i mean he might be a good person and and he might he might know his
stuff but the thing about it is i was i was asked i was asking them questions because they do all
their whiskies in a char four and i i said why do you are you guys ever gonna do a char two or three
and he was like no no explanation just like no fuck off second dick you know and i was like okay
well yeah why i mean what's what's going on with that i mean because to me uh starting a bourbon's
whiskey on a char four seems to like for me it seems like you're cheating you know you're you're
you're getting the char four burn so you're getting the hue which people look for the hue
and so you're cheating from that point and so you really it's it i don't know yellow rose is cheating
i do i think it's cheating here's what i think you should start out with a char one no i'm saying
they they should experiment a little bit that's why i was asking are you gonna do a char two or
char three and he was like no we're not and just kind of shut me down and i was kind of because i
was trying to have a conversation about how to do a char three and he was like no we're not
we're not gonna experiment a little bit on how to do char three and he was like no i'm not gonna
do char three and he was like no he's not gonna do char three and he's not gonna do char three and
he's not gonna do char three and i was just like he was just like a douche and i was like god i
forget his name he's like whatever i mean he's been there a while i so here's after visiting the
cooperage in kentucky and having that conversation with the guy that talked about the whole process
Wish if you could pull up a chart it would be it would be interesting to know there
I think there's very little difference in the time right it's all in seconds right right
It's like I would say 10 to 15 seconds for one 15 to 20 for two
What are you talking about how how the level of the level of charge based on how long they burn about how long you burn it?
But that's but that's those are the four levels of chart, and I think there's very little difference in time
so my point is I think they they pick they pick a char that they're going to go with and
That's not one of the things that they
Experiment with with variation. Let me put it this way
They don't they don't say give me a char one two three and four four different barrels
We're going to put our our our you know a white dog
We're going to put our white dog into the barrels and and we're going to see which of the four barrels are the best
They're not going to experiment like that over four years
They're going to go with a char and they're gonna and they're just that's that's they're hoping it turns out
That's the char they go with for all the barrels that they do with the Cooperage that they go that they work with that
That's my take based on kind of what the guy was telling me about how how people order their barrels
And that's fun, but that's fine. I but I think again. I go back to my original statement
We're saying I think char four is cheating
And you think the guy at yellow rose is a douche
The he was douche the only reason why I think because we were talking about the bourbon and I was like, you know
an American white barrels it was like
No
bourbon could be in any
Oak barrel. That's not true Americans. Why that's not true. Well, that's what he said. He's wrong and well
That's what he said be an American white oak barrel. Well, that's what I said
Is that straight or is that just any any bourbon any bourbon and we can fact-check that it's fact-checked that I'm almost positive
It's well cuz it was like you can have a French oak barrel and make a bourbon. No
No, you cannot have an American thing, right?
No, you cannot you can you can age it for a double barrel and the second barrel in a French oak barrel
It's not a way. It's not it's not urban. That's correct
It's oh, yeah, whatever. It just says here. This is according to
Who is this?
Is it new riff?
Says aging bourbon must be Asian new charred oak barrels
Well, maybe I'm wrong any any oak from anywhere Chinese oak
so but here's my my my thought on this is that if you
If you're fucking American you make your your fucking bourbon, which is American in a American oak
Yeah, suck a dick agreed. Yeah, I don't think it has to be American. Yeah, so American
Yeah, you know that that's what I thought about it
You know, it's just like it did sour my but look look at the big thing. Yellow Rose is not a fantastic whiskey bourbon
I mean they put out some some good stuff. I really wanted their 10th anniversary and that's it
That's all I wanted. Well, we have their high dollar when you bought you said that was good
I tasted the mezcal was good. The mezcal whiskey was was good. It was
$129 in tax, you know, but the
The the Harris County that they have we created that is between a six and a seven, right?
We taste that we brought it over to Paul sauce got you a bottle Chuck. Did we grade that you can have my bottle
Oh good. Fuck. All right. Here's the AI overview
No bourbon does not have to be Asian American white oak barrels
But most distilleries use white oak because it's well suited for building watertight barrels that are less likely to leak or decay
White oaks firm structure also allows the bourbon to interact with the woods slowly
What happens that resulting in a more balanced flavor with hints of vanilla coconut coconut?
coconut and
caramel
It is AI overview. Oh damn. I'm wrong. I can't believe it. This may be the first documented
Wrong well, no, I didn't say that he was right or wrong, but I am the challenge flag. I'm not wrong
You're right
Wait, are you saying I'm wrong? All right. No, I was totally wrong. Oh, I think art is out
All right. Well, I mean, I'm a humble person. I'm yellow yellow card. It can't be both
Wow, I'm getting a buzzer and two red cards two yellow cards and but I have the challenge flag
Chuck fuck y'all brought his own soundbites
Soundboard very nice
Okay
I think the Wyoming is tasty good stuff. I'd recommend I'd recommend a bottle of it thumbs up this this double barrel
I feel double cask. I enjoyed it was good. Yeah agreed. Thank you for bringing on the podcast
Yeah, we were 45 minutes late. Well, you know
Yeah, that's my fault because I was out of town today and I wanted to get over here actually early and then I get home
And I'm like rushed I got to drop a deuce and there's like
And then you're outside you're like
Hey outside. I'm like it was we were late. That is not there's totally this fact check that totally false. I did not honk
Why that doesn't matter? It's irrelevant. Well, Paul had explosive diarrhea yesterday. That's why we did yesterday
I've been so fearful. I've been I've been kind of I've been what is it called when you make things up?
I've been kind of hyperchondriacally
Hysterectomy I don't know. Yeah make that up
I was on a I was on a job and I'm like started feeling
I was feeling kind of like stomach a little bit. I was like, oh my god. I don't get that
Like but you weren't around me. It all doesn't matter. It's it's all over in the air
Yeah, because but my wife mentioned that there are a few folk from her office out form from a stomach ailment
He was shooting fire out of his ass. Well, she was breakdancing. Okay, so that was a video
You know that you said it's hard
By the way, I showed like a solid gold dancer by the way, I showed those to my wife just in time for
She hates it when we watch TV shows together and she can't stand it when I'm on my phone and I'm on the phone laughing
She's like what are you looking at?
And I'm like look at this and it's and it's a video from Jeff then Sean then Jeff again
three different videos of various
Fire shooting out of asses while the guys break dancing and then a cannon shooting brown sludge
and the third one was a
Was a walking stool
Wind-up toy covered in shit leaving a smear across the floor
And I was like my only response was all of those accurately to pray portray what I've gone through. Thank you. Happy pride month
No, it is. It is gay pride month, which I think is fucking retarded
Great a little red. We just drove off the one trans
Trans listener we had so there's we do we need a month? I mean, no, we couldn't we deal with a week
We do not we do not need a month. Why'd it have to be June for God's sake, you know, that's why can't it be just a day
Right. It should be just a day like February 29th. Maybe
What's every four years that'd be good. That'd be fine. How about Armed Forces month?
I like that. Do we have Armed Forces month? No, of course that we don't if we do it's not promoted at all
They did it they did the indigenous and Asian
Whatever month with Armed Forces celebrate pride month. So there's that you know what I would like to talk about
I know we only have one minute left but Memorial Day
People so many people are confusing Memorial Day with veterans day. No, even my company had a you know
Reminding, you know to you know, thank your serviceman. Yes. Yeah, and there was I remember the ones
I want to thank our dead
I I wanted to I read a post from a guy that is a vet who said do not thank
Us for our service on this day. This is not that's not Veterans Day. He was like passionate about it
He was like this is a time to mourn the loss of the people who gave the ultimate sacrifice
But so many people get it wrong. Yes, and tomorrow is D day. So tomorrow is D day
We need to talk about that in the next segment. Okay, I want to because that's
Huge. I said it's an important thing. I
Think I think paying tribute to those people in particular D day not many left
No, if any they're all a hundred. Yeah
Saying what are they called centurions? I thought this was a was a good one here
I'm gonna see if I can't turn the volume up on this one here. Oh boy. You better hurry. This is
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