1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,840 Very nice. 2 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:01,680 There we go. 3 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:02,500 I'm on. 4 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,340 Very nice. 5 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:04,180 I like it. 6 00:00:04,180 --> 00:00:05,000 He's producing. 7 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:05,840 He's producing. 8 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaking of producing, 9 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,880 that frickin' pervert from the last podcast, 10 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,720 It's all right. 11 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:10,560 Ha ha ha. 12 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:13,760 The exceptional series. 13 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:14,680 Ha ha ha. 14 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,320 What are you, Santa? 15 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,220 God, this is the third episode for Paul. 16 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,960 Who isn't? 17 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,800 It is not. 18 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,140 You finished Old Williamsburg. 19 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,200 I did not. 20 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,640 Oh, do we add that to the infinity bottle? 21 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,960 No, because I have a couple more coconut 22 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,440 bourbon and coves. 23 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,240 Have you tried the Dr. Pepper coconut? 24 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,080 I haven't even heard of that. 25 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,520 I had it the other day. 26 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,360 It was good. 27 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,440 Dr. Pepper coconut. 28 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,280 Yes. 29 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,120 Mr. Producer. 30 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,400 As soon as I see it, I will buy it. 31 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,560 Mr. Austin from the Good Zuck Gus podcast. 32 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,400 Damn. 33 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,220 It's May 7th. 34 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:52,840 It is the second of the second half of the podcast. 35 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:53,680 Probably good with Captain Morgan. 36 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,520 Good Zuck Gus, I am Sean. 37 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,360 Oh, fuck yeah. 38 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,200 I am Paul. 39 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,240 And I'm Jeff. 40 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,200 And I want to try this coconut Dr. Pepper. 41 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,080 Is that like a coconut Dr. Pepper or is it like a bourbon? 42 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,520 It's a can, comes in a can. 43 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,160 It's a new flavor. 44 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,880 Whoa, that was an abrupt ending of our awesome music. 45 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,200 Yeah, it was kind of fast. 46 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,240 That was upsetting. 47 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,440 Our listeners want to hear the whole thing. 48 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,520 I really wanted to enjoy that 49 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:19,960 and it was completely tapered. 50 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,520 I could have fixed that if you guys didn't comment. 51 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,360 Oh. 52 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,360 Oh, damn. 53 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,200 I think I still will. 54 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,680 You guys will sound silly. 55 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,480 Now we sound stupid. 56 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,320 You know what? 57 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,680 I believe that's his intent all along 58 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,040 is to make Sean and I sound like morons. 59 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,720 I usually send you those bits. 60 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:37,560 My opinion. 61 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:38,400 You do. 62 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,220 And I get bitter. 63 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:40,060 I get bitter at my wife. 64 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:41,520 I get bitter at everybody. 65 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,840 Here we go. 66 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:47,000 Look, I, I'm, it took 54 years. 67 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,840 To do what? 68 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,760 To figure out that 90% of the food we eat is shit. 69 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,720 And you're bitter at the world. 70 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,320 You're family about that? 71 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:57,160 And your wife. 72 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,120 I'm bitter because we're all making these bad choices 73 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,000 like this coconut coke you're talking about. 74 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:01,840 No. 75 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:02,680 Why are you putting that shit in there? 76 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,720 First off, it's not coke, it's Dr. Pepper. 77 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,560 It's Dr. Pepper. 78 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,380 Whatever, man. 79 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:06,220 It's a Coca-Cola product. 80 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:07,520 Dude, they used to prescribe this shit 81 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,680 to save people's lives. 82 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,520 That was not the same coke. 83 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,840 Back in 1905. 84 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:11,680 That is not the same coke. 85 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,520 It's not the same coke. 86 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,480 We're talking about Dr. Pepper here. 87 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,640 It's not Coca-Cola. 88 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,480 Doesn't matter. 89 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,400 What's wrong with you? 90 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,440 Coca-Cola products. 91 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,320 You don't respect the beginning of medicine. 92 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,680 Dr. Pepper is owned by Coca-Cola. 93 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,520 No, it's not. 94 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:25,160 The corporate office is right here, that's where my Keurig. 95 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,920 You know what, there are Dr. Pepper employees. 96 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,560 So is it canned by the Coca-Cola company? 97 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,400 No. 98 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,220 No. 99 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,520 Dude, there are Dr. Pepper employees 100 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,160 listening to this podcast right now that want to kill you. 101 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,000 I know. 102 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,680 They are fully on their own, 100%, 103 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,800 and they're very proud of it. 104 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,640 Yep. 105 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,880 And now they have a coconut version of their Dr. Pepper. 106 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:44,720 Yes, they do. 107 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,760 I just found out about that like 20 seconds ago. 108 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,960 So Dr. Pepper owned by the Coca-Cola company. 109 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,280 No, it is not. 110 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,720 You believe Google? 111 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,480 Keurig Dr. Pepper relies on its own bottling company group 112 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:59,120 to bottle and distribute the products owned by Coca-Cola. 113 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,120 It is not. 114 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,320 Says it right fucking there. 115 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,720 OK, that's got to be a lie. 116 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,520 Yeah, I don't believe it. 117 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,040 It's Google. 118 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:05,720 I don't believe it either. 119 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:06,760 That's fake news. 120 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:11,120 Anyways, my point about bringing that whole thing up is that I 121 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,080 told you the truth. 122 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,680 But I'm just saying, the point is 123 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,160 that I'm so bitter about all this stuff. 124 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,920 And just like the kids come home with the sweet tart stuff. 125 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,760 And I think it is taste. 126 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,680 Because that's so. 127 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,440 Energy drinks. 128 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,520 How about energy drinks? 129 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,320 How about that? 130 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,840 Dude, dude. 131 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,760 That carcinogens. 132 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:31,480 Or what is the, oh my god, the thing that they find in Creoset. 133 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,680 Creoset? 134 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,880 Creoset. 135 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,480 The energy drinks that they have. 136 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,440 Awful. 137 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,640 It's like the worst thing our kids can have 138 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,800 is these energy drinks. 139 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,520 Yeah, they're bad. 140 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,920 They are awful. 141 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,920 They have like a lethal amount of caffeine for one thing. 142 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,160 V8 has an energy drink now. 143 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,120 Oh, well that's got to be healthy. 144 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,640 It's made out of vegetables. 145 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,600 Vegetables. 146 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,720 OK, yeah, I'll drink it. 147 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,120 It's got arugula. 148 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:01,160 Did you ever, volvula? 149 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,240 Yeah, it was close. 150 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,160 Oh. 151 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,520 Did you ever like V8? 152 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:06,320 No. 153 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:06,880 Me neither. 154 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:07,440 Pass. 155 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,360 Nasty. 156 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,320 Yeah. 157 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,760 I mean, seriously, nasty. 158 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,360 I had a guy next to me on the plane. 159 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,960 I get my ginger ale or whatever it is. 160 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,240 And he goes, I'm a spicy V8. 161 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,960 And you're like, you're so gay. 162 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,600 And she's like, the closest I got is the Bloody Mary mix. 163 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,720 He's like, I'll take it. 164 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:28,560 With no alcohol. 165 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,600 Yeah, with no alcohol. 166 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,520 Oh, gross. 167 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,240 Yes. 168 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,200 What is it? 169 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,400 It's a spicy tomato juice. 170 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:33,920 You know what? 171 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,720 To each his own. 172 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,080 Right? 173 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:35,680 Well, who am I? 174 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,480 Who am I to judge? 175 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,800 Yeah, my dad used to drink V8. 176 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,720 V8's nasty. 177 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,000 I'm sure it's healthy for you. 178 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,480 It's healthier than Dr. Pepper coconut. 179 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,080 Maybe. 180 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,320 Maybe. 181 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,480 Pretty sure. 182 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,000 Pretty. 183 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,560 I mean, I'm kind of sure. 184 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,080 Could be. 185 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,080 Sounds better. 186 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,000 It's got vegetable juice. 187 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,960 Vegetable. 188 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,480 Yeah. 189 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,360 So what is a poison that starts with C? 190 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,480 I'm trying to think of. 191 00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,520 Carcinogen. 192 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,720 Yeah, that's the, no. 193 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 But there's something. 194 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,200 What's the one you get out of a pear? 195 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,000 Apple seeds. 196 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,080 Apple seeds and peach seeds. 197 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:08,600 It's a. 198 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,880 They say they poisoned you. 199 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,920 They gave you. 200 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:11,640 Arsenic. 201 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,240 No, it starts with a C. It's. 202 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:15,920 It's a. 203 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:16,840 Oh, God. 204 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,280 Clit. 205 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:18,920 Clit. 206 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:19,400 That's it. 207 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,600 No, he nailed it. 208 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,320 You get clit from apple seeds. 209 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,960 Did you know that? 210 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,880 You get clit from apple seeds. 211 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,720 Cyanide. 212 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,160 Cyanide. 213 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,040 Oh, that's what I meant. 214 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:28,560 That's what I meant. 215 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,160 That's what it is. 216 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,040 So the cyanide. 217 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:30,920 I was close. 218 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,080 You were really close. 219 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,400 Cellulose. 220 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,040 The energy drinks have. 221 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,040 I'm going to start eating. 222 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:36,840 Eating apple seeds now. 223 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,200 The amount. 224 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,200 They have. 225 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,520 My point is there's poison in this stuff. 226 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,320 There's poison in it. 227 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,680 There's poison in everything. 228 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,240 OK, hold on. 229 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,360 That's a completely natural. 230 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,440 You can't just say that. 231 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,200 There's poison in everything. 232 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:47,680 Hold on. 233 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,680 Because it doesn't take away. 234 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,640 There's poison in this. 235 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,160 Time out. 236 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,160 It doesn't take away from the fact 237 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,520 that we're making cognitive decisions to buy these things 238 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,280 that were. 239 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,320 I mean, yes, this is alcohol. 240 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,480 I get it. 241 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,000 But I don't care about this because I like it. 242 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,840 I'm talking about the other stuff that's around the house. 243 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:05,720 Well, you're being selective then. 244 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,520 OK, I am. 245 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,880 I am. 246 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,680 I like this food. 247 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:09,520 That's bad for me. 248 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,800 But it's not good over here. 249 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,600 But it's OK here because I like it. 250 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,480 That's my point. 251 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,400 Cyanide is naturally occurring. 252 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,720 I mean, you're telling people not to eat apple seeds, right? 253 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,400 No, I'm not saying that because actually that's an argument, 254 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,400 too, because there's a lot of things 255 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,040 that are good about cyanide. 256 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,760 There's some things that are not cyanide, 257 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,040 but there are some good things that you can get from seeds, 258 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,120 like some peach seeds and stuff that's 259 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,560 supposed to help fight cancer. 260 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,080 Right. 261 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,760 Yeah, there's a lot of arguments on both sides. 262 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:36,960 They're kind of like, oh, you can't eat seeds. 263 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,360 You shouldn't eat seeds. 264 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,240 Yeah, but you know what? 265 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,000 Everything in moderation. 266 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,560 But my point is that some of the things 267 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,560 that they like, these Coca Colas, these drinks 268 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,400 that they have out there, these energy drinks, 269 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,320 they're horrible for you. 270 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:48,800 Horrible. 271 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,080 The candies that we have out there. 272 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:50,600 I agree. 273 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,800 Look, the sugar's in there. 274 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:55,400 The bleach sugar, the fine powder, flour that we're using, 275 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,720 it's the seed oils. 276 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,000 Yeah, there's so much bad stuff. 277 00:06:59,000 --> 00:06:59,480 There is. 278 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,320 I agree with that. 279 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,400 I mean, there are small segments. 280 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,320 In general, Sean, in general, the Western diet is horrific. 281 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:05,800 It's terrible. 282 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,880 It's the worst on the planet. 283 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,240 Yeah, the Western diet is horrific. 284 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,200 And it's all about money. 285 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,600 And I'm disgusted with it. 286 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,880 Dudes like us out there should be up in arms about this. 287 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,640 It's not. 288 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:18,520 The problem is, though, if you want to go off of that diet, 289 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,000 you're going to quadruple the cost of your groceries. 290 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,680 I just said convenience. 291 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,200 It's about shelf life. 292 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,800 It's about quick to market. 293 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,280 It's about all those things. 294 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,880 You're buying from small farmers, 295 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,520 or growing your own shit, or you're 296 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,400 going to a farmer to buy it direct from the farmer. 297 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,160 I want that cow. 298 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,320 That's going to be expensive. 299 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,360 And then when you make an effort to go buy some healthy stuff, 300 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,600 you go to the store and you buy some organic apples. 301 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,800 I don't believe in organic. 302 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,760 I know you don't. 303 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,260 But the thing is, when you buy it, regardless organic or not, 304 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,040 you buy an apple, fuck it. 305 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,640 And it's sprayed with this chemical shit on there. 306 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,800 Well, not organic it isn't. 307 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,680 But it looks like shit. 308 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,440 Whatever. 309 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,640 Yeah, it's got worms and stuff in it. 310 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,360 Literally worms poking out of the apple in the store. 311 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,560 It's like, woo! 312 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,560 It's super difficult to even clean off. 313 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,360 They're like, oh, just use some vinegar and stuff. 314 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,840 A lot of times, that doesn't get that shit off. 315 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,040 And you're going to ingest it. 316 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,400 It's just frustrating. 317 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,800 This planet is in a lot of trouble. 318 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,320 I mean, we have microplastics that we haven't even 319 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,480 touched the surface on what that's 320 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,720 going to do to us long term. 321 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:25,440 All true. 322 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,400 But here's something that just flies 323 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,600 in the face of all of that. 324 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:33,800 The average age is increasing. 325 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,760 That has nothing to do with what we're eating. 326 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,040 It has everything to do with the medical technology. 327 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,800 OK, I get it. 328 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,120 I'm just saying. 329 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,160 So we're living longer than ever before. 330 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,320 So let's go back before they had the microplastics 331 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:51,320 and the pesticides and all the shit you just talked about. 332 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,640 How far back do you need to go? 333 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:53,840 1800s, right? 334 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,440 You were dying at the age of 50. 335 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,840 Yes. 336 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,760 Just saying. 337 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:58,720 And yes, you're right. 338 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,880 Actually, 50 was old. 339 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:04,800 And you could attribute it to advances in medicinal. 340 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,880 That's what it all boils down to. 341 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,960 They didn't have penicillins back then. 342 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,280 They didn't have. 343 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,760 These were all home remedy stuff. 344 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,440 I get it. 345 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,800 But if the food was that healthy, that unbelievably 346 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,960 healthy, then why would medicine be that necessary? 347 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,880 Because people were falling down and breaking their arm. 348 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:23,920 They get gangrene. 349 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,400 They die. 350 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:24,880 OK. 351 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,600 But if the food is killing us, if the food is killing us 352 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,160 like it isn't back then, are you following me here? 353 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:32,880 Yeah, I get it. 354 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,160 There's no statistic back there that 355 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,280 could support what you're saying. 356 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:36,840 Right? 357 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,880 Because Bill Gates suppressed it all. 358 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,680 That may be true. 359 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,640 It was all written down on tablets, 360 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,480 like they stone tablets. 361 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,320 Bill Gates, and who's the other dude? 362 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,360 The other billionaire guy. 363 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,600 Mr. Producer, is it food or is it medical technology? 364 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:49,920 George Soros. 365 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,920 It's a combination of both. 366 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,560 It could have been the guy from Oracle. 367 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,720 What's his name? 368 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:54,720 Larry. 369 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,440 Larry Williams. 370 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,720 Larry Origami. 371 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,920 Larry. 372 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,040 Larry. 373 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040 Larry Guess. 374 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,240 Larry and Larry. 375 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,280 Larry Ellison. 376 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:04,840 Yes. 377 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,520 Oh, you pulled that out of your ass. 378 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:07,200 Yes, I did. 379 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:07,680 Bam. 380 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,920 Write that down. 381 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,920 The chief technology officer of Oracle. 382 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,760 He had a house out by my dad. 383 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,240 Did he? 384 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:13,960 Yes. 385 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,000 He probably suppressed the history of how good food was 386 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,920 or how bad food was back then. 387 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,320 Right. 388 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,400 Is it good or bad? 389 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,120 No, I agree with both of you. 390 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:24,640 Right. 391 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,240 Thank you. 392 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:29,240 And unfortunately, to avoid all of this, 393 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,840 it's extremely expensive or you have to live on a farm yourself. 394 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,360 Yeah. 395 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,880 It's not practical. 396 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,640 I mean, you can do it, but it's difficult. 397 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,440 Well. 398 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,080 I don't buy processed foods. 399 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,480 I will concur. 400 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,520 It is difficult. 401 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,160 I can't say I don't buy processed foods, 402 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:48,200 but I don't buy anything out of the frozen section anymore. 403 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:48,720 All right. 404 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,200 I want to make one more argument. 405 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,480 And I agree with you. 406 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,520 It's not ideal. 407 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,240 All this stuff you're saying is not ideal. 408 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,520 The fact that it's got all these preservatives 409 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:01,520 and it stays on the shelf and all this kind of shit. 410 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:06,960 But if we didn't have this food scenario that we have today. 411 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,200 We'd be starving. 412 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,880 There would be, it would be bad. 413 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,640 Food shortages. 414 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,080 We would not be able to keep up with what's 415 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,880 going on in the world and the population we have today. 416 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,600 So it would be. 417 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,480 But the population wouldn't be as high as it is today. 418 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,040 But that would be a different problem 419 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,920 and it would solve itself. 420 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,720 People would just die off. 421 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,600 Yes, I don't think the population would be as high 422 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,640 because probably our life expectancy wouldn't be as high. 423 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,920 Our food is plentiful. 424 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,680 It is plentiful. 425 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,760 At least in the US, right? 426 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Yes. 427 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,080 Every time I go to the grocery store, 428 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,400 there is a shit ton of food. 429 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,560 I mean, there are still people starving in the US. 430 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,560 Because they can't afford it. 431 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,520 Isn't that crazy? 432 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,440 Well, they can't afford it. 433 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:44,880 Right. 434 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,680 That's what it is. 435 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,320 Fuck Joe Biden. 436 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,200 Fuck Joe Biden. 437 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,440 Fuck Obama too. 438 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,560 Yeah. 439 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,920 Why, is he throwing in Obama? 440 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,040 Dude, he's a piece of shit. 441 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,200 It's a package deal? 442 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,600 Dude, you tell me that he, are you seriously thinking 443 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,200 that he's not involved in any of this stuff? 444 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,440 Dude, he got a Nobel Peace Prize. 445 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,840 You can't argue with that. 446 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,680 On like his second day in office. 447 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,600 Yeah. 448 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,680 Come on, bro. 449 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,120 He had done anything yet. 450 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:09,800 Exactly. 451 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,320 He went to the Scandinavian area, got the Nobel Peace Prize, 452 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,280 got his dick sucked off by Greta Thunberg. 453 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,560 I think he literally made it. 454 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,160 She was like two at the time though. 455 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,360 Oh, you guys. 456 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,720 No, she wasn't. 457 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,520 She had stopped. 458 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,360 She's just now what? 459 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:22,840 1920. 460 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,800 There was grass on the field back then. 461 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,440 Stop. 462 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,200 Not that far back. 463 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:25,680 Oh my god. 464 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,560 Stop this line of whatever this is. 465 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,040 Immediately. 466 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:30,840 My god. 467 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,360 What's wrong? 468 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,800 I actually, I'm sorry. 469 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,560 I misspoke. 470 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,160 I think she was a little young. 471 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,560 You think? 472 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,080 All right. 473 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,080 Anyway, I even think that Obama was. 474 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:40,800 She just turned 21. 475 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,800 I think Obama felt uncomfortable about the Nobel Peace Prize. 476 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,920 He made a comment. 477 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,760 He should be. 478 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,480 I think he made a comment about it. 479 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,440 He got it because he was black. 480 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,800 Because they were like, here we go. 481 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,400 We have a black savior. 482 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,200 Our savior. 483 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:54,800 Yes. 484 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,080 And he didn't deserve it. 485 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,000 He did nothing. 486 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,760 He did nothing. 487 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,880 He made everything worse. 488 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,360 He made race relations worse. 489 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,640 He made everything worse. 490 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,160 Well, no. 491 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,840 He got it shortly after he got in the office. 492 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,360 I know. 493 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,360 Like a month or so after he got in. 494 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,440 He didn't even earn it. 495 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,000 That's what I mean. 496 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,280 He didn't do anything to earn it except become 497 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,360 the first black president. 498 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,120 Meanwhile, Trump did the Abraham Accords 499 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,880 that was unprecedented. 500 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:21,360 Like never before peace accords in the Middle East. 501 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,800 And he got nothing. 502 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,160 By the way, there was one dude that did nominate him 503 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,200 on the panel. 504 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 And I think they shot him. 505 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,320 Did they shoot him? 506 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,040 They gave him cyanide. 507 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:30,680 They choked him out. 508 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,360 Oh, they cyanide him. 509 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,320 They gave him apple seeds. 510 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,560 They gave him like a bucket. 511 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,920 See how they tied it all back together? 512 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,320 They said a bucket of apple seeds. 513 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,120 And they said, eat them all or we're going to choke you out. 514 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,040 And I want you to recite, let's go Brandon. 515 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,800 Let's go Brandon. 516 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,440 Wow. 517 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,600 Did we get all that out? 518 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:44,880 No. 519 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,840 No, there's lots more. 520 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,800 There's lots more. 521 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,400 Are you sure? 522 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,240 Let's skim past some of that. 523 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,160 So the second half of the podcast is we're, look man, 524 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,640 the first half is Cardiff Beetween. 525 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,560 We were drinking this bourbon now, which is not horrible. 526 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,040 Fantastic. 527 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:00,920 Hold on. 528 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,200 We're not talking about it yet. 529 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,400 We're not talking about it. 530 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,080 I'm just comparing it to the first half. 531 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,440 I'm still talking about the first half. 532 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,400 This poor bourbon. 533 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,120 This shit was made in the goddamn bathtub 534 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:09,680 compared to that. 535 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,520 This poor bourbon didn't stand a chance. 536 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:11,920 No. 537 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,680 But we're not going to talk about it yet, 538 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,920 because I think it does deserve more respect. 539 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,320 So let's change the, you know what I would like to do? 540 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,720 I want to go to a top 10. 541 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,280 Oh. 542 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,240 Do we have a top 10? 543 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,800 Do we have a top 10, Mr. Producer? 544 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,480 All right, what is this top 10? 545 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:26,980 Oh. 546 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,320 We got Obama. 547 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,720 So the top, well. 548 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,280 Hold on. 549 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,720 All right, we got like 10 different top 10s up here. 550 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,400 I don't know what's happening. 551 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,520 Get control of that browser, bro. 552 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,800 The 40 iconic restaurants that no longer exist. 553 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,440 OK, we just want the top 10. 554 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,160 Well, hold on. 555 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,120 Top 40 is too crazy. 556 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:42,880 All right, 15. 557 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,640 15, that'll work. 558 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,120 15. 559 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,640 All right, the 15 best food fashion. 560 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,280 Did you say that no longer exist? 561 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,520 Well, that's what that one said. 562 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,080 I don't know what this one says. 563 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,080 It says 40 iconic restaurants that no longer exist. 564 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,800 What he does is he's got different tabs up there 565 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,840 that bring it down to certain sections. 566 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,480 No, no, no. 567 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,000 So this is good. 568 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,280 So this is the fast food from the 80s. 569 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,440 Yeah, so fast food from the 80s that no longer exist. 570 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,400 The best ones. 571 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:04,920 No. 572 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:05,440 The best ones. 573 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,440 All right, so 15. 574 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:12,280 The best fast food restaurants from the 80s, the Burger Chef. 575 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,240 You guys remember that? 576 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,520 Oh, 100%. 577 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,400 Chef Jeff. 578 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,480 I have never heard of it. 579 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,280 There was two characters. 580 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,800 Chef Jeff was one of them. 581 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,040 And then, yeah, here it is. 582 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,320 Here we go. 583 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,440 Is this your usual place? 584 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,840 This is our usual place. 585 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,320 Now. 586 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,640 Nowhere else but Burger Chef. 587 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,680 Since when? 588 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,000 Since the mushroom burger. 589 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,880 Our mushroom burger. 590 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,080 I love mushroom burgers. 591 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,520 Our chicken, chips, and patties, Swiss cheese, and steak. 592 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,280 I have never heard of Burger Chef. 593 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:36,320 Are you kidding me? 594 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,520 I used to go there all the time. 595 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,000 Never. 596 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:38,520 Oh, I love it. 597 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,000 Is that a North thing? 598 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,160 It may have been. 599 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,400 A North and a Northeast? 600 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,120 New Jersey and Ohio? 601 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,160 Hey, Burger Chef. 602 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,200 Come down to Burger Chef. 603 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,520 It could be, because I've heard it had a couple characters. 604 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,760 I don't know if it's he is Fat Chef, 605 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,680 but then there's a Burger Chef Jeff. 606 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,560 Hey, hey, hey. 607 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:57,920 And we used to go there because my, well, I was a kid. 608 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,120 And I remember my parents saying all four of us 609 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,240 could eat for $10. 610 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,240 God. 611 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,440 Yeah. 612 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,920 And they made money. 613 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,560 Probably. 614 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:08,680 1982. 615 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,880 Where were we in 1982? 616 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,600 I was in Indonesia. 617 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,760 I was in Redding, Ohio. 618 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,920 That's why I've never heard of Burger Chef. 619 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,360 They didn't have Burger Chefs in Jakarta, Indonesia. 620 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,440 Yeah, so we went there. 621 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,360 You privileged fucks. 622 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,400 We went there. 623 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:21,920 It's in Germany. 624 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,160 Well, because it was so cheap and we didn't have a lot 625 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,000 of money, so we went there a lot if we wanted to eat out. 626 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,800 So in 1982, the Burger Chef was sold in most locations 627 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:30,720 and turned to Hardee's. 628 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,240 Correct. 629 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,800 Oh, no shit. 630 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,960 I know Hardee's. 631 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,520 Yeah, so Hardee's is still around. 632 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,480 The Burger Chef we used to go to turned into Hardee's. 633 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,040 And then the Mushroom Burger was there. 634 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,640 But have you ever been to Hardee's? 635 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,080 Yes. 636 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,720 Both of them, yeah. 637 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,360 Both of them? 638 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,520 I've been to Burger Chef and Hardee's. 639 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,200 Both Hardee's. 640 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:48,920 What does that mean? 641 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,240 Both the Burger Chef and Hardee's. 642 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,760 There's only two in the world. 643 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,320 And Sean's been to both of them. 644 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:53,840 Right. 645 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,440 And one of them's in Jakarta. 646 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,320 So when did you go to Jakarta? 647 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,040 Anyway, where did that come from? 648 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:01,920 Both of them. 649 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,880 What does that mean? 650 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,600 Well, I've been to both Chef Burger and Hardee's. 651 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,400 Burger Chef. 652 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,840 Oh, Burger Chef. 653 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,560 OK, that was very misleading. 654 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,880 All right, I'm not sure I've ever been to Hardee's once. 655 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,360 Actually, I've been to it a lot. 656 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,200 OK, that was a good number 15. 657 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:17,800 I like it. 658 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,800 Number 14, go. 659 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,440 Roy Rogers been there as well. 660 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,520 I've never heard of it. 661 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,720 It was roast beef. 662 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,720 Never heard of it. 663 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,000 Oh, shit. 664 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,880 Houston, we're down. 665 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,000 So the next 80s food restaurant worthy of the list of the Roy 666 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,680 Rogers, a beloved fast food chain 667 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,680 from the mid-Atlantic and northeastern US 668 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,360 did that become? 669 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,960 Juicy roast beef sandwiches and golden brown french fries. 670 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,240 Did that become Arby's? 671 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,440 No. 672 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,800 No, it was different. 673 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:46,340 It was very, very, very similar roast beef-wise. 674 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:48,240 But they also had fried chicken. 675 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,600 And it was good. 676 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,280 We had one in Blue Ash. 677 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,320 Wasn't he a country singer? 678 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,000 Roy Rogers? 679 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,800 Or was he a TV star? 680 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,600 He was a TV star. 681 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,560 And he's from Cincinnati, of all things. 682 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,240 Oh, wow. 683 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,640 He's from Cincinnati. 684 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,440 So you must have, your family knows his family? 685 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,960 Well, that's why they probably had them in Cincinnati. 686 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,480 Did you get a discount? 687 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:10,840 I did. 688 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,800 Going to Roy Rogers? 689 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,560 Roger's belt buckle? 690 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,360 Roger Stahlbeck was from Cincinnati as well. 691 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,440 Oh, god, here we go. 692 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,080 I bet he had a Roy Rogers belt buckle. 693 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:17,600 Probably. 694 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,920 Everything's about Cincinnati. 695 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,560 It was good. 696 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:19,960 It was good. 697 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,200 We ate there a lot. 698 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,240 Terry wants some Cincinnati spaghetti. 699 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,400 Cincinnati chili. 700 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,320 I'll make it. 701 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:25,920 You need to. 702 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,760 God bless you. 703 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,920 Number 13. 704 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,600 Yes, please. 705 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,100 Racks. 706 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:29,600 Very quickly. 707 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,720 That's roast beef again. 708 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,560 Have you seriously heard of all these? 709 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,040 They sound like stripper joints. 710 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,120 They are stripper joints. 711 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,320 So that's why Jeff knows all about it. 712 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,080 Why were you so little going to these places? 713 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,440 His dad would treat him to, hey, let's go to Racks. 714 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,400 He's like, hey, it's $1.99. 715 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,440 Bring your kid to Racks. 716 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,640 It was, where can we eat? 717 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,480 Enjoy these mixers. 718 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,240 Where can we eat for cheap? 719 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,880 Although I don't remember the alligator or whatever 720 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,080 the hell that thing is. 721 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,480 That's a picture of Jeff. 722 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:56,760 Look. 723 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,320 There I am. 724 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,240 He looks like a turd. 725 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,520 Hoity my little lizard cup. 726 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,600 That is you. 727 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,080 No, that is not me. 728 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:02,520 What the hell? 729 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,680 I've never heard of any of these. 730 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,320 Racks? 731 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:04,680 Racks? 732 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,760 I've never heard of Racks. 733 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,480 Racks restaurants. 734 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,480 R-A-X. 735 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,520 So this is totally a northern thing. 736 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:13,760 Pittsburghers love to wax nostalgic about bygone chain 737 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,280 restaurants. 738 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,240 So Racks. 739 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:15,740 Hold on. 740 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:19,400 Did you pick top 15 restaurants from the north? 741 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,000 Like top 15 Yankee restaurants? 742 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,520 No. 743 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,280 Or what'd you pick here? 744 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,120 Let's scroll past this. 745 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,160 First three I've never heard of. 746 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:28,920 Arthur Treacher's? 747 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,200 Yeah, that's like Long John's. 748 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,120 Here we go. 749 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,320 Long John's. 750 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:32,920 Here's Jeff. 751 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,560 Oh, of course. 752 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,080 Yeah, I know that. 753 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,400 We went there every weekend. 754 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,760 Arthur Treacher's? 755 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,600 Arthur's what? 756 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,480 Treacher's? 757 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,560 Arthur Treacher's. 758 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,520 Oh, get out of here. 759 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,800 Treacher's or Treacher's? 760 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,240 I always said Treacher's. 761 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:43,760 Yeah. 762 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:48,000 And he would know because they were all over Cincinnati. 763 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,080 This has gone bad. 764 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,580 You've never heard of any of these? 765 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,000 Look at that. 766 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,400 None of them. 767 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:51,600 None of them. 768 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,360 It looks just like a. 769 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,480 It is like a Long John's. 770 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:53,980 No. 771 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:54,480 Oh, look at that. 772 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,400 The fish and chips. 773 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,240 That is totally a Long John's Silver's. 774 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,160 And Long John's Silver's is probably the worst fucking 775 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,600 place you can ever go eat on the planet. 776 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,480 But it's so good. 777 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,160 But it's so good. 778 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,880 It is yummy. 779 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,960 What are you talking about? 780 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,000 Dude, the oldest. 781 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,640 What's the last time you've been to Long John's Silver's? 782 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,080 I will never go to a Long John's. 783 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:08,840 We go about once a year. 784 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,000 When I did, I enjoyed it though. 785 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,880 Hell, it was so good. 786 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,920 It was a canned meat night. 787 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,680 Do not. 788 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,400 For those of us folks out there, we did a canned meat night. 789 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,320 Do not for a second shut down any food anywhere. 790 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,280 We bought Spam. 791 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,280 We bought canned clams. 792 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,320 We bought canned oysters. 793 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,800 And canned fucking everything. 794 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,280 Canned chicken in a can. 795 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,320 Don't ever say that a fast food restaurant is below you 796 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,480 or beneath you. 797 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,760 Because we did canned food night. 798 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,440 I'm just saying. 799 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,040 It was awful. 800 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:42,320 That the Long John's Silver's was rated as the most unhealthy 801 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:46,040 restaurant to go in the United States of America. 802 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,200 Instead of our part two of canned meat night, 803 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,240 we're going to Long John's Silver's. 804 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:51,840 I'll eat it. 805 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,160 I can have it about once a year. 806 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,320 That's exactly what we're doing. 807 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,160 Do they still have Long John's Silver's? 808 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:55,520 Of course. 809 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,400 Yeah, there's one in Frisco. 810 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:56,840 We're doing it. 811 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,840 And is there really? 812 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,360 But it can't be the only place we're going. 813 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,520 We have to go to two places. 814 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,800 What's the second worst? 815 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,560 I feel sick after I go to Long John's. 816 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,040 No. 817 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:04,760 I couldn't hit another place. 818 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,600 No, we are. 819 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,560 We're hitting two places. 820 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,600 We can always purge. 821 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,120 All right. 822 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:08,400 All right. 823 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,320 Keep going on the list. 824 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,840 We'll find another place that we're going to go. 825 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,680 We're going to go to both ends. 826 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:11,920 All right. 827 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,600 Here we go. 828 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,320 What are we on? 829 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:13,760 What number? 830 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,360 Showbiz. 831 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:14,840 Oh, yeah. 832 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,960 That's the precursor to Chuck E. Cheese. 833 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,480 Yeah. 834 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480 I barely remember that. 835 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:24,400 Often shortened to Showbiz Pizza, or simply Showbiz. 836 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,240 Showbiz Pizza plays captured the hearts of both children 837 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,800 and adults for its combination with delicious pizza 838 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,520 and full family entertainment. 839 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,120 Yeah, I've been there as well. 840 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,400 Is that kind of like a Crystal's Pizza? 841 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:34,840 So hold on. 842 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,320 Did it literally? 843 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320 No, it's like Chuck E. Cheese. 844 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:36,880 Did it change? 845 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,400 Did it change to Chuck E. Cheese? 846 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,280 Oh, I don't know. 847 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,360 But it's probably because they had the monkeys and shit 848 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,480 like that. 849 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,880 Chuck E. Cheese is one creepy ass place, man. 850 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,680 It's so sticky. 851 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,280 Those animatronics of his. 852 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:53,200 And they have this weird tap coming out of the wall for beer. 853 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,280 We make the dough fresh every day. 854 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,840 Oh, my god. 855 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,200 That is Chuck E. Cheese. 856 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,200 We make them and make them and serve them with pride. 857 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,080 I showed this pizza place. 858 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,640 This is horrifying. 859 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,880 This is horrifying. 860 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,280 This brings up horrible memories. 861 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,640 Look at this thing. 862 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,680 He's got one tooth. 863 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,000 Looks like he's got epilepsy or something. 864 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,840 Five Kansas City locations. 865 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:16,760 Well, go figure. 866 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,680 Another Yankee place. 867 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,440 All right. 868 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,560 Why would it be Yankee? 869 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,520 It's a Kansas City. 870 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,960 Yeah, that was full blown Yankee, wasn't it? 871 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:24,480 No. 872 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,120 All right, moving down the list, we got Orange Julius. 873 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,000 I've heard of that. 874 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:29,920 That was a mall thing. 875 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,960 It's in every single mall, which is a distinction. 876 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,960 I don't think they're still there, are they? 877 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,440 It's like a Jamba Juice type thing. 878 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,640 And it kind of a. 879 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,840 Are they? 880 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,920 They're not available now. 881 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,680 Dude, they are a Jamba Juice. 882 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,040 Well, Jamba Juice is here at Frisco. 883 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,360 No, I'm talking about Orange Julius. 884 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,640 They're not in malls anymore. 885 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,840 I've never had an Orange Julius. 886 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,320 I think they're done. 887 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,880 Did they just do like orange smoothies? 888 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,280 Do they sell the corn dogs there, too? 889 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,320 Do they have vodka? 890 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,320 Did they sell the corn dogs, too, where they take a hot dog 891 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,960 and dip it in the corn thing and then deep fry it? 892 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,760 In the Orange Julius? 893 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,280 What? 894 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,080 I have no idea. 895 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,160 I didn't eat an Orange Julius. 896 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,280 I know I've seen them. 897 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,120 Oh. 898 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,360 Well, they didn't have a wiener. 899 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,480 Superheroes. 900 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,960 They have a big hot dog. 901 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,400 Are you hungry? 902 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,120 I'm not. 903 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:08,800 I am. 904 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,040 The magic in the drink. 905 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,040 Maybe there is vodka in it. 906 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:11,880 God. 907 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,120 Are they still around? 908 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,240 They had like a cream coffee. 909 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,880 Orange Julius. 910 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,360 I've definitely heard of that one. 911 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,640 By the way, that's not a Yankee story, apparently. 912 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,520 Well, look at that. 913 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,800 They're kind of hand in hand with the malls. 914 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,240 You know, the thing about the Orange Julius and the malls, 915 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,280 which I fucking miss. 916 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,160 You know, it's just. 917 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,280 They're falling apart. 918 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,920 Malls are going away. 919 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,720 It's Amazon. 920 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,680 I'm telling you, man. 921 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,520 Bad bastard. 922 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,360 Amazon like it. 923 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,040 Look, good for Amazon. 924 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:36,760 There's Sean. 925 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,200 There's Sean and Austin. 926 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:38,680 Yeah. 927 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,160 Sean. 928 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:39,640 Sean. 929 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,320 Sean. 930 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,400 So what we're looking at. 931 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,040 That's back when Austin didn't have hair. 932 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,360 Because we don't have video. 933 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,480 But it's a really creepy guy pushing out 934 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,040 his stomach with a mustache that's really in the 70s. 935 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,560 Yeah, that stash is bad. 936 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,480 And we got a bowl cut, which definitely. 937 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:56,360 I just had 15 burgers. 938 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,960 It definitely was Austin as a kid. 939 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,400 Bowl cut. 940 00:23:59,400 --> 00:23:59,920 Right? 941 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,240 Did you have a bowl cut, Austin, when you were a kid? 942 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,600 The guy has a trucker hat on. 943 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,600 I have no idea what's. 944 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:04,960 Very nice. 945 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,320 All right. 946 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,360 Move on to the next one. 947 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,160 The next Yankee store. 948 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,280 Yankee store. 949 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:09,880 All right. 950 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,960 Howard Johnson's. 951 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,480 Never heard of it. 952 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,280 That's a hotel. 953 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,200 Seriously, that is a hotel. 954 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,240 We used to go to. 955 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,600 It was the Orange Room. 956 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,480 Here we go. 957 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:22,080 At the Howard Johnson's there on. 958 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,400 13th and Imperial Drive. 959 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,200 Yeah, and they used to have a buffet. 960 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,800 And we'd go there and we would kill their crab legs. 961 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,400 Oh, did you? 962 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:30,920 Oh my god. 963 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,920 We had so much. 964 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,200 Although it was second and privilege drive, wasn't it? 965 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,280 Privilege, yes. 966 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,080 Privilege drive. 967 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,520 Oh, the crab leg privilege. 968 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,000 Yeah. 969 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,240 Yeah. 970 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:39,680 Hojo's. 971 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:40,520 Right there on the corner. 972 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,080 There was a restaurant called. 973 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:42,840 Motor Lodge. 974 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,800 The Orange Room. 975 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,840 It's a little more upscale than that. 976 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,600 That was the height of the vacation movie. 977 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,280 You know what I'm talking about? 978 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:53,840 Vacation. 979 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,240 Da, da, da, da, da, da. 980 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,160 Like National Lampoon. 981 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,840 Yeah, National Lampoon vacation. 982 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,840 That was like the kind of. 983 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,560 Wacky World. 984 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,080 Yeah. 985 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,760 Wallis World. 986 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,960 That was like the hotel they would stay in. 987 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,880 You know what I'm saying? 988 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,480 Oh yeah, we'd stay in. 989 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,560 The Logos Las Vegas. 990 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,400 Yes. 991 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,680 Yes, totally. 992 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,000 The Motor Lodge. 993 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Oh, nice. 994 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,800 OK, all right. 995 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,320 Number. 996 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,880 Anything with the word lodge attached to it is kind of. 997 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,880 Awful. 998 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,440 My parents stayed in the Econo Lodge. 999 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:16,960 Preconceived. 1000 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,760 Econo Lodge. 1001 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,440 Econo Lodge in Dalhart. 1002 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,560 Every single time they went to Colorado. 1003 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,280 We passed by it when we went up there this. 1004 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,480 Yeah, I remember you showed us. 1005 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,320 About a month ago. 1006 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:25,840 All right. 1007 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,880 All right, what's next? 1008 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,560 They had cocktails there. 1009 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,480 Did they have cocktails? 1010 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,520 Jack in the Box. 1011 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,020 OK. 1012 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,040 Jack in the Box still exists? 1013 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:32,960 I've heard of that. 1014 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,680 Yeah. 1015 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,720 We didn't have those in Cincinnati. 1016 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,360 This is the ones that have. 1017 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,000 These are the ones that have gone away. 1018 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,600 This is the. 1019 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,880 These are the most popular ones. 1020 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,680 We used to call this E. coli in the box. 1021 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,760 Really? 1022 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,360 Yeah, because remember they had a Jack in the Box 1023 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,120 had a huge E. coli breakout. 1024 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:48,960 Oh, shit. 1025 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,360 That sounds. 1026 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,720 And we didn't have any in Cincinnati. 1027 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,920 So we didn't experience. 1028 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,760 So here's the thing. 1029 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,960 I've been there maybe twice. 1030 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,360 Oh, I like Jack in the Box. 1031 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,160 I don't mind it. 1032 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,200 I've only been there twice. 1033 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,320 Tara, my wife loves the tacos. 1034 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,320 It's like Burger King. 1035 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,240 I've been there like twice. 1036 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,040 You either go to McDonald's or you go to Burger King. 1037 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,800 And we go to McDonald's. 1038 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,960 I never went to Burger King. 1039 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,320 I never went to Jack in the Box. 1040 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,480 Hit that Jack in the Box thing. 1041 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,400 What are you doing to the Jack in the Box? 1042 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,720 Is that the Where the Beef? 1043 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,520 Where's the beef? 1044 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,080 He's going bye bye, lady. 1045 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,200 But he's so cute. 1046 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,880 Cute was the old Jack in the Box restaurants. 1047 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,880 Now we stand for great new food. 1048 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,800 Like I knew Chicken Supreme, juicy all white meat chicken. 1049 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:33,320 More of that. 1050 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,680 Frozen chicken patty. 1051 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,240 Hell yeah. 1052 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,280 That's what it looks like. 1053 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,760 I'm in on that deal. 1054 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,440 Swansons. 1055 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,160 I drank that. 1056 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,280 I drank that. 1057 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,760 I ate that all the time, the frozen chicken patties. 1058 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,760 Like the big sleeve of them. 1059 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:46,600 I still get those. 1060 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,720 Those are nasty, though. 1061 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,080 I still get those for Brandon. 1062 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:49,680 Do you really? 1063 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,440 Because he doesn't have time to cook. 1064 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,680 I tell you what, if you put them in the oven 1065 00:26:55,680 --> 00:27:00,600 at the exact temperature for the right time, they're good. 1066 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,400 They're crispy. 1067 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,080 Crispy. 1068 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,600 Yes. 1069 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,840 If you nuke them, they're kind of flimmy. 1070 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,360 No, they're soggy. 1071 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,840 You have to do the oven thing. 1072 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,200 All right, so I did love those. 1073 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,640 All right, move on. 1074 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,560 Jack in the Box. 1075 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,280 Yes, what have we got? 1076 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,160 Oh, shit, we just lost everything. 1077 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,080 Del Taco. 1078 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,680 That's a California. 1079 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,960 Well, they were in Frisco, and they closed. 1080 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,920 Well, because they suck because they sell tacos, 1081 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,480 and you had french fries with them. 1082 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,800 How did they close? 1083 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,240 They sucked. 1084 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,000 Why? 1085 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,960 That was terrible food. 1086 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,520 Be real. 1087 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,000 Be real. 1088 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:33,800 No, it was bad. 1089 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,280 We went there at least one or two times before they closed. 1090 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,280 No, so did I. 1091 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,200 I gave it more than one shot, and I was like, 1092 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,720 these tacos are terrible, and they serve you french fries. 1093 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,960 What's wrong with french fries? 1094 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,080 You don't get white meat. 1095 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,880 White meat. 1096 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,560 White meat. 1097 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,840 White meat. 1098 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,480 Because you don't eat french fries with tacos. 1099 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,000 You have chips and salsa. 1100 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,880 Look at this elitist over here, this Yankee. 1101 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,200 They're trying to pull. 1102 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,560 They're like, hey, look at my white meat. 1103 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,400 Are you hearing this? 1104 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,320 He's like, ugh. 1105 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,040 Hit play again. 1106 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,000 Are you serious? 1107 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,800 You're serious. 1108 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,200 White meat, chicken on the grill. 1109 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,080 Chicken. 1110 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,520 Fajitas, ooh, what a thrill. 1111 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,440 Bag of chicken, stick on the side. 1112 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,400 Get ready, open wide. 1113 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,480 Fried chicken, a hot bowl, a tumble pack. 1114 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,240 Wow, three bucks. 1115 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,320 And french fries. 1116 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,200 Come to Del Taco. 1117 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,200 Well, they don't have fries here. 1118 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,400 They must have changed it. 1119 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,840 Two chicken or steak fajitas, chips, and a medium soft drink. 1120 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,320 Really? 1121 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,680 So you were offended that they have french fries? 1122 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,480 Yes. 1123 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,120 That's ridiculous. 1124 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,480 No, it was not good food either. 1125 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,240 That's ridiculous. 1126 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,680 It was not good food either. 1127 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,720 Really? 1128 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,200 Yes. 1129 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:37,920 Either? 1130 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,400 Either? 1131 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,440 Yeah, either. 1132 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,440 That would be the only reason why you shouldn't go. 1133 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,520 If they were good fries, maybe I would have. 1134 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,840 You're like, oh my god, Julie, look. 1135 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,600 They have french fries here. 1136 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,440 Fuck that. 1137 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,880 French fries, I'm out. 1138 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,400 Yeah. 1139 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,280 I'm out. 1140 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,360 Hey, would you like to go to McDonald's? 1141 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,120 Oh, I love their french fries. 1142 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,200 Oh, they have french fries. 1143 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,160 I love them. 1144 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,280 What are you, communist? 1145 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:58,800 Yes. 1146 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,280 So the next one on the list, the Hardys. 1147 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,520 Hardys. 1148 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,720 I remember when the Hardys came in and replaced burger chef, 1149 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:11,080 their hamburgers were octagon. 1150 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,320 They weren't round. 1151 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:12,960 Octagon. 1152 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,680 Like a stop sign? 1153 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,400 Like a stop sign. 1154 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,640 Yes, they were. 1155 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,560 Did you pass geometry? 1156 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,800 It was a Doheke-de-drin. 1157 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,360 It was a Doheke-de-drin. 1158 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,720 It was a 20-sided burger. 1159 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,520 Burger. 1160 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:35,080 Yeah, no, their burgers had a octagon. 1161 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,200 That's odd. 1162 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,240 It is odd. 1163 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,360 You know what that screams? 1164 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,440 That screams trying to be different. 1165 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,920 It screams stupid. 1166 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,320 How would you just go with a round burger? 1167 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:45,920 I don't know. 1168 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,440 They got to pay extra for the little thing to smash it. 1169 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,120 It's just come up. 1170 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,280 Yeah, I don't know if they're still like that, 1171 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,880 but they were back then. 1172 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,640 Hardys. 1173 00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,200 You know what? 1174 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,120 What did it do? 1175 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,560 Did it save room in a box? 1176 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,080 Did they stack easier? 1177 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,440 I mean, walk me through this. 1178 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:58,960 So hold on. 1179 00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,800 Hardys. 1180 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:04,400 And what was the one earlier that sounds like Hardys? 1181 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,960 It was not Carl's Burger Jr., but what was the one, 1182 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,400 like number three? 1183 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,440 We talked about it earlier. 1184 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,160 Chef burger. 1185 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:11,960 Burger chef. 1186 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,760 Rats. 1187 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,280 And maybe we already talked about Hardys. 1188 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:14,800 Yes. 1189 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,080 Ah, I'm getting confused. 1190 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,080 I'm getting confused. 1191 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:18,440 It's that third round. 1192 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,520 All right, so we can move on. 1193 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,320 Hardys. 1194 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,320 All right, Dairy Queen. 1195 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,080 Dairy Queen. 1196 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,600 Oh, shit. 1197 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,360 Oh, lord. 1198 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,400 Dude, I stopped and got one of their blizzards 1199 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,880 just the other day. 1200 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:27,760 Man, I won't. 1201 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,280 I'll tell you. 1202 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:28,880 So good. 1203 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,640 I try my best not to eat any of this food, 1204 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,480 but I fucking love it all. 1205 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,000 Don't take away by me saying I don't want to eat it anymore, 1206 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,040 but I don't like it. 1207 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,600 Their blizzards are unbelievable. 1208 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,760 Because when I do get weak, and I will. 1209 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,360 My wife, she'll be like, hey, let's go there. 1210 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,040 When you get a blizzard, I want a gallon. 1211 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:46,800 Oh, yeah. 1212 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,840 Absolutely. 1213 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,600 Every once in a while, Shelly throws out Andes. 1214 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,080 Oh, those yogurt things. 1215 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,000 Oh, my god. 1216 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,840 Andes is wonderful. 1217 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,080 She's like, let's go to Andes. 1218 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,040 And I'm like, OK. 1219 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,200 Have you been to Handel's? 1220 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,880 She doesn't finish the word Andes. 1221 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,120 She goes, let's go to Ander. 1222 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,480 I mean. 1223 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,720 Have you been down to Handel's? 1224 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,440 Chocolate, peanut butter. 1225 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,040 Yeah, you talk about weak. 1226 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,440 You talk about like zero. 1227 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,480 Like zero willpower. 1228 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,240 I'm like, because I get the chocolate. 1229 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,880 Why get the chocolate concrete, Andes? 1230 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,640 Go to Handel's ice cream. 1231 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,000 I love the chocolate peanut butter. 1232 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,360 I like chocolate peanut butter on everything. 1233 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:21,960 It doesn't matter what it is. 1234 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,280 That's good shit right there. 1235 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,120 Oh, what are we talking about? 1236 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,680 What's Handel's? 1237 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,680 Why are we talking about Handel's? 1238 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,920 That's good ice cream. 1239 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,080 Carvel's ice cream is good too. 1240 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,960 I've never even heard of Handel's. 1241 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,080 I remember these commercials in New Jersey. 1242 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,680 We were like, Carvel's ice cream. 1243 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,640 Come down here. 1244 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,600 Why are you glaring at me? 1245 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,960 There's one right down in Plano. 1246 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,720 What? 1247 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,720 For real Handel's? 1248 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,320 Yes. 1249 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,320 I've never heard of it. 1250 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,880 I thought it was called Handes. 1251 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,120 You get a handy. 1252 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:44,960 That's why it's creamy. 1253 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,160 I'd pay 30 bucks for that. 1254 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,160 Yeah. 1255 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,120 30 bucks. 1256 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,520 For a handy? 1257 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,600 Handles. 1258 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,080 Oh, Handel. 1259 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:52,600 My bad. 1260 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,720 You go straight down Coit. 1261 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,560 This just got awkward. 1262 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,960 And you turn west on. 1263 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,920 It's right off of Coit and Legacy. 1264 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,160 Have I been there? 1265 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,640 The Derek Queen Summer Treat Pale, 1266 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,160 80s commercial in 1988. 1267 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,800 Oh, OK. 1268 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,240 Here we go. 1269 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,240 I wonder if you could bring like a KFC bucket in there 1270 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,320 and say, Philly. 1271 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,400 There's a Walkman. 1272 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,800 They had a Walkman on the side running a skateboard. 1273 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,320 Skateboard. 1274 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,400 Got the classic Converse high tops, striped shirt, 1275 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:21,920 Ray-Bans. 1276 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:26,120 Got the 80s techno music keyboard. 1277 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,040 Oh, man, the Casio just going to town. 1278 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,080 Oh, yeah. 1279 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,480 Come down to Derek Queen and enjoy our pets. 1280 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,280 Ride soft drink, wassat, Dairy Queen Cone. 1281 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,520 Check out that turd cutter. 1282 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,920 Did you see that little tip on that? 1283 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,760 That cone, that was like one bite. 1284 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,320 I mean, I'm totally in. 1285 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,280 I'm so hungry. 1286 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,120 After Derek Queen, what have we got? 1287 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,120 Come on, hit me. 1288 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:48,720 Pizza Hut. 1289 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,040 Pizza Hut. 1290 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,080 You always make the joke. 1291 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,080 You always know if it was a Pizza Hut before. 1292 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,080 The building? 1293 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,360 Yes. 1294 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,800 The Pizza Hut is that they're very definitive building. 1295 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,440 You know what a Pizza Hut is. 1296 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,040 They were comparing it to a trans person. 1297 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,720 It's like, yeah, trans people are kind of like a Pizza Hut 1298 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,080 building. 1299 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,000 It's like, you could call it anything you want, 1300 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,960 but everybody knows it was a Pizza Hut. 1301 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,440 Yeah. 1302 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,040 That's right. 1303 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,640 They painted it a different color. 1304 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,680 That's so, yes. 1305 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,400 Well, they don't have as many sit down restaurants anymore, 1306 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,360 but we used to go to Pizza Hut. 1307 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,680 They used to have Hoogies. 1308 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,160 What is that? 1309 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,120 Is that an Italian hat? 1310 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,320 Why'd they go with that? 1311 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,760 It's a hut. 1312 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,040 Oh, I guess so. 1313 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:33,560 A hut. 1314 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,160 It's in the name. 1315 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,440 It's a hut. 1316 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,680 Yeah, you're right. 1317 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,320 Fair enough. 1318 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,200 Now I feel dumb. 1319 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:40,920 I feel dumb. 1320 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,600 Thank you. 1321 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,480 It is a hut. 1322 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,560 It's not a feeling, Paul. 1323 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,560 It feels. 1324 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,520 Oh, it's not a feeling. 1325 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,320 I am a dumb ass. 1326 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,320 OK. 1327 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,800 Well, great. 1328 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,520 The thing about Pizza Hut that I remember the most. 1329 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,000 Well, first of all, I love the hell out of going to Pizza Hut. 1330 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,960 I got two things to bring up. 1331 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,240 I got two experiences. 1332 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,840 Number one, when I was Austin's age, 1333 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,960 I went with a group of friends down to Pizza Hut, 1334 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,800 and one of my friends had a girlfriend that 1335 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,720 brought one of her friend's hair. 1336 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,200 Her girlfriend was blonde. 1337 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,320 She brought a girlfriend's hair that was brown, 1338 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,840 and she had a needle thread. 1339 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,360 And she tied the hair in the needle. 1340 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,560 What, like a lock of hair? 1341 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,640 Like a strand of hair. 1342 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,520 Like a strand of hair. 1343 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,480 And she took it. 1344 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:29,480 Was it a pub? 1345 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,160 No, it was a long hair. 1346 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,440 Why? 1347 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,360 15 inches or something. 1348 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:33,880 Why? 1349 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,120 OK, it could have been a pub. 1350 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:35,720 No. 1351 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:39,880 We ate like, because we bought the largest pizza they had. 1352 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,880 At Pizza Hut. 1353 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,800 A pub. 1354 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:42,280 Really? 1355 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,480 She took the needle and put it through the pizza 1356 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,920 so that the hair went through the pizza. 1357 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,120 OK, that's just gross. 1358 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,920 Who would do that? 1359 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,760 Well, after we got done eating our fill, 1360 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,600 they were like, hey, there's a hair on our pizza over here. 1361 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,480 Oh, let me take care of that for you. 1362 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,160 So it was a pub. 1363 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,080 No, it was not a pub. 1364 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,160 It was a 15-inch pub. 1365 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,200 It was a 15-inch pub. 1366 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,520 And it was a Merkin maker. 1367 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,640 And they straightened it. 1368 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,680 And they straightened to their pubes. 1369 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,040 It was a Merkin maker. 1370 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,040 The Merkin folk were like, yeah, she needs to be on our team. 1371 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,200 Yeah, this girl's got it going on. 1372 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,240 The second memory I have from going to the Pizza Hut 1373 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,680 were one of my kids. 1374 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,000 I don't which one it was. 1375 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,200 We would go there and somebody. 1376 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,440 They got free pizza because they did this. 1377 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:22,960 Yes. 1378 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,760 That was the whole reason she brought the hair. 1379 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,240 I know. 1380 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:25,720 I get it. 1381 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,080 But that's just lame. 1382 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,720 Yeah, but that's what she did for you at that age. 1383 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,440 That's like somebody that brings a cockroach 1384 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,120 to a super expensive. 1385 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:32,640 A what? 1386 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,440 A cockroach? 1387 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,640 A super cockroach. 1388 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,400 The second reason, the second thing 1389 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,960 that we did when we went there with the kids. 1390 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,560 This is like when my kids were a little bit young. 1391 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:47,640 One of my kids stole the Pizza Hut spatula. 1392 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,880 You know, they go to the table and they got the spatula. 1393 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,120 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1394 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,680 The spatula. 1395 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,840 It's a kick-ass spatula. 1396 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,000 They made it home. 1397 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,520 It made it home because we had a to-go box, right? 1398 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,760 It was the best spatula I've ever had ever, dot, dot, dot, 1399 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,640 ever. 1400 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,560 And they don't make those on Amazon. 1401 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,720 You don't have it anymore? 1402 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,220 I have no idea where it's at anymore. 1403 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:09,480 But it was still a fantastic one. 1404 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,800 It'll show up in you. 1405 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,520 It'll show up in your estate sale. 1406 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,640 Well, I remember Pizza Hut Pizza being better way back then. 1407 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,960 About a mile down. 1408 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,120 Before they turned into just a to-go section. 1409 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,160 It seemed better back then. 1410 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,040 To me, it did anyway. 1411 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,160 It was better because, you know, they used to have a salad bar 1412 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,120 and they have video games back then that were, you know. 1413 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,600 Yes, they did have a nice salad bar. 1414 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,440 Well, it was an actual restaurant where they, 1415 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,160 the pizza would be fresh when they brought it out. 1416 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,960 And they'd come out of there and the guys would be like, 1417 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,400 I, I, I, I have pizza for you. 1418 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,760 I don't remember any of that. 1419 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,600 Yeah, that didn't happen. 1420 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,440 So hold on. 1421 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,360 Shawn, give us a minute. 1422 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,120 So Jeff, when you were going up, when you went to Pizza Hut, 1423 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,560 did you have a weird ass guy going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 1424 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,560 There was some bitter teenager going, here's your pizza. 1425 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:53,880 Exactly. 1426 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,200 Here's your fucking pizza, bitch. 1427 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,200 Yeah. 1428 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,360 By the way, I creamed on it. 1429 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,400 Can I get some cheese and pepper with that, please? 1430 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,600 Yeah, are you a Yankee? 1431 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,560 Skat, skat, skat. 1432 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,520 OK, moving on. 1433 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,080 What's next on the Seal List here? 1434 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,400 The one that looks like a hut. 1435 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,120 Wendy's. 1436 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,840 Wendy's from the 80s pizza. 1437 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,840 Wendy's is known for the unique square shaped burgers 1438 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,800 and fresh never frozen high quality ingredients 1439 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,360 as well as for his catchy and highly successful Where's 1440 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,480 the Beef campaign in 1884 where he quickly became 1441 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,600 part of America's popular. 1442 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,600 So here's the thing. 1443 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,560 This is a regular for me. 1444 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,480 If I go to a fast food restaurant, 1445 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,400 this is Wendy's over McDonald's. 1446 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,320 Where's the beef? 1447 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,160 Where's the beef? 1448 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,760 I do the, you know, the five for five or the six for six. 1449 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,880 What about Whataburger? 1450 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,080 I do Whataburger too. 1451 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,520 I'm just saying, I'm just saying. 1452 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,440 But Wendy's is a regular. 1453 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,280 I do their. 1454 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,440 I'll tell you what. 1455 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,080 You know I'm talking about there five for five. 1456 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,520 I skip all the restaurants. 1457 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,560 This is fucking awesome, man. 1458 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,480 It's a lot of shit, man. 1459 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,760 I'll go to Whataburger. 1460 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,280 And I don't fuck around. 1461 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,640 If I have to go to a burger joint. 1462 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,400 Like I'm having a triple. 1463 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,520 With extra bacon. 1464 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,520 I'm not saying no to that, but I definitely have a double. 1465 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,760 Extra cheese, extra bacon. 1466 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,840 I definitely have a double. 1467 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,360 And I don't know. 1468 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,040 If I'm going to do it, I'm all in. 1469 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,400 You're like, I would like the triple. 1470 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,240 I'm sorry. 1471 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,480 There's not a number for that one. 1472 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,080 When we went to a local home, I said, 1473 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,160 go see one of the concerts. 1474 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,040 And we go eat breakfast the next day at the restaurant. 1475 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,920 And when she says, would you like bacon, ham, or sausage? 1476 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,080 And I'm like, yes. 1477 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:20,960 You have all of it. 1478 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,200 You were totally over the top. 1479 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:22,680 I said, yes. 1480 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,480 I will have every meat you have. 1481 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:25,920 Hold on. 1482 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,480 Come back here. 1483 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,000 All of the meat. 1484 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,160 And she said, that would be a $100 up charge. 1485 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,360 That's OK. 1486 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,400 And you're like, bring it all. 1487 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,200 I remember what I remember about Wendy's is we'd go here, 1488 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,080 and they had the salad bar. 1489 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,720 Yes, they had a great salad bar. 1490 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,640 And my dad. 1491 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,680 They don't anymore. 1492 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,560 My dad was a master at somehow creating this salad that 1493 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:54,680 was about a foot Paul on these little oval plates. 1494 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,800 Like the leaning tower. 1495 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,000 It was just this humongous pile of salad. 1496 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,440 You know, he could have gone back as many times he wanted. 1497 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,280 I'm sure he did. 1498 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,960 But man, he'd come back, and there 1499 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,760 would be like dressing on it and everything. 1500 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,320 I was just like. 1501 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,240 And he would manage to eat it without making a complete mess. 1502 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,560 It was a master. 1503 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,600 They had great salads. 1504 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,080 They were the ones that were known for their good salads, 1505 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,840 despite being a fast food restaurant. 1506 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,040 I remember we went to Wendy's one time 1507 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,360 with a couple of friends and their mom. 1508 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,160 The mom actually drove, took us there. 1509 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,040 Super bar. 1510 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,800 Super bar. 1511 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,720 They had some peaches in there, and they were 1512 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,320 fermented in the salad bar. 1513 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,680 And the kids ate them. 1514 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,440 They got ill. 1515 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,320 Food poisoning. 1516 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,440 No, they got high. 1517 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,400 They got drunk. 1518 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,680 I don't think they did. 1519 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,200 They just said, hey, it was bubbly. 1520 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:40,800 It's in the mouth. 1521 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,040 And all of a sudden, like an hour later, rove, rove. 1522 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,200 You know what? 1523 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,240 That's always a danger for buffets, right? 1524 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,560 Buffets or salad bars. 1525 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,600 I mean, that's always a danger. 1526 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,840 There's a risk. 1527 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,000 It's always a risk, right? 1528 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,800 Plus you have these. 1529 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,240 I mean, do you guys do like Asian? 1530 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,400 We do every day. 1531 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,480 Chinese food buffets? 1532 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,720 We do every now and then. 1533 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,840 I love them. 1534 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,440 But there are some people that are like, 1535 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,240 I will not do a buffet. 1536 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,560 Like, hell no. 1537 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,080 Yep. 1538 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,720 Well, I don't do a buffet for those reasons. 1539 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,800 I do a buffet because it's just unhealthy anymore. 1540 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,880 But I do like the China Wallop streak. 1541 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,880 Oh, so good. 1542 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,800 I tear it up. 1543 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,720 There was a time, but that time is done. 1544 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:20,880 I won't ever go to. 1545 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:21,880 I'm not going to. 1546 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,880 Is it really that unhealthy? 1547 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,960 I'm tired of all these. 1548 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,680 It's a wok, broccoli, chicken. 1549 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,200 OK. 1550 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,520 So it's not about being able to find healthy choices. 1551 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,800 It's about overeating. 1552 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,880 Oh, yeah. 1553 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,680 Because they go there, you could eat like fucked. 1554 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,440 No, I got you. 1555 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:35,960 I got you. 1556 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,480 I get that. 1557 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,520 Look, you want to get your money's worth. 1558 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,480 Weight tables. 1559 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,840 So when I go there, I have like three plates. 1560 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,120 I've got like two in my hand and one in my arm. 1561 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,680 And I'm just like, yeah, load them up. 1562 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,920 I show up with three dump trucks of food on my pants. 1563 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,760 I just lay them down. 1564 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,320 I get it. 1565 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,040 I get it. 1566 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,760 It's hard. 1567 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,520 It's over the top. 1568 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,720 It is hard to show any restraint. 1569 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,360 You go to Gordon Corral? 1570 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,360 Oh, that's another thing. 1571 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:57,960 Oh, good lord. 1572 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:58,480 Really? 1573 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,720 I'll be in bad for you. 1574 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:00,240 Oh, yeah. 1575 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,560 No, I'm eating everything there. 1576 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,000 And I'm one of those guys that will stand. 1577 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,040 You know the guy that's cooking the steak? 1578 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,720 You know they cook all fucking slow. 1579 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,880 They take their sweet ass time. 1580 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,560 I'm just like, I don't care. 1581 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:09,960 I'll wait. 1582 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,760 And you're bumping the old ladies out of the way? 1583 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,040 Like, bitch, you can wait. 1584 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:13,760 I've been in line. 1585 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,640 She's like, I'm going to get steak. 1586 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,840 Bitch, get out of the way. 1587 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,320 I got your steak hanging, all right? 1588 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,400 Ooh. 1589 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,800 You say that to an old lady? 1590 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,240 Then she goes, where's the beef? 1591 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,960 You'll bring it. 1592 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,000 Boom. 1593 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:25,920 That just happened. 1594 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,080 Where's the watches commercial? 1595 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:27,600 Next one. 1596 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:27,880 Hold on. 1597 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,880 Let's see the commercial. 1598 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,640 Oh, here's the where's the beef? 1599 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,280 It certainly is a big bun. 1600 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,040 It's a very big bun. 1601 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,480 Big, fluffy bun. 1602 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,680 It's a very big, fluffy bun. 1603 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,720 Oh, god. 1604 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,920 Where's the beef? 1605 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,960 Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef. 1606 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,800 Oh, my god. 1607 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,400 Look at the graphics quality on this. 1608 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,920 What a great ad. 1609 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,080 It's not even 480. 1610 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,800 It's like 110. 1611 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,120 But what a great ad. 1612 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,320 Where's the beef? 1613 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,040 I don't think there's anybody back there. 1614 00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,560 You want something better. 1615 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,080 You think those ladies are still alive? 1616 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:01,880 You hear the lady? 1617 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,800 Oh, hell no. 1618 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,000 You see the lady on the left? 1619 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,440 Nothing is in there. 1620 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,080 You hear the, see the lady on the left? 1621 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,240 She's listening to, like, she's listening like it's 1622 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,440 like a telephone. 1623 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,240 Go back. 1624 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:14,720 Go back. 1625 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,600 She's listed up. 1626 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,880 She's listening to it. 1627 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,200 Oh, my god. 1628 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,120 Great ads. 1629 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,160 Yeah, they're all dead. 1630 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,000 They're all dead. 1631 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,200 God damn. 1632 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,240 You know what? 1633 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,600 You've done that before. 1634 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,800 We did a podcast. 1635 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,240 We were watching the 80s commercials. 1636 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,640 Like two years ago. 1637 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,920 They were on a bridge with some grandma, grandpa. 1638 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,880 Out of the blue, Jeff's like, you know they're dead, right? 1639 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,480 Sean's like, oh, that was so cute. 1640 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,720 And I'm like, that's so funny. 1641 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,240 He's like, you know they're all dead, right? 1642 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,720 Like, who does that? 1643 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,680 I don't know. 1644 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,040 God, that's so morbid. 1645 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,760 All right, next one. 1646 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,840 But true. 1647 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,440 Taco Bell, it is true. 1648 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,680 Taco Bell. 1649 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,320 Well, they're a staple, man. 1650 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,720 Do you remember when they used to be? 1651 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,640 So they've gone through a, what do you call it? 1652 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,080 A journey, I guess. 1653 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,480 They were super cheap. 1654 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,680 No, they were super expensive. 1655 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,840 Then they were super cheap. 1656 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,560 And now they're expensive again. 1657 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,520 Are you following me on this one? 1658 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,440 I didn't eat them at all growing up. 1659 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,760 They used to be really expensive. 1660 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,480 The first time I had Taco Bell, I think, 1661 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,320 was when I was down here. 1662 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,800 I don't think I don't recall. 1663 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:25,480 Help me on this one. 1664 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,080 So I don't know. 1665 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:26,880 I can't answer that. 1666 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,280 Sean, you need to help me on this one. 1667 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,600 It's always been cheap down here. 1668 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,600 So here's what's going on with Taco Bell. 1669 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,600 Think about Taco Bell in the very beginning. 1670 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,080 But here's how Taco Bell got, in my opinion, 1671 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,840 how it got super popular. 1672 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,840 Because Taco Bell down in Texas right now, 1673 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,160 people are like, bitch, please. 1674 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:41,880 We're fucking Texas. 1675 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,800 They were expensive. 1676 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,040 But hold on. 1677 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,440 So I'm about to say, bitch, please, 1678 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,400 because people in Texas were like, bitch, 1679 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,720 Mexico's right there. 1680 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,600 What made- 1681 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,800 Well, then you're giving me shit about Del Taco and french 1682 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,280 fries. 1683 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,120 What made- 1684 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:55,640 But hold on. 1685 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:56,440 I don't agree here. 1686 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,360 What made Taco Bell- 1687 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:57,880 I'm right. 1688 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,000 But what Taco Bell, what made them so popular 1689 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,720 is when they migrated to California 1690 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:07,520 in the northeastern, where Mexican food wasn't popular. 1691 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,160 And all of a sudden, you have a Taco Bell. 1692 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,320 And you've got a culture of people 1693 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,480 that think that the food at Taco Bell 1694 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,120 is authentic Mexican food. 1695 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:16,960 It's not even close. 1696 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,600 It's not. 1697 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,640 However, it became a culture. 1698 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,840 And that's how it became popular, 1699 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,440 because it was simple to make. 1700 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,600 And everyone fucking loved it. 1701 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,920 And they made the cheeses perfect. 1702 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,720 The food and spices they put in there, 1703 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,080 and it was all fucking fake. 1704 00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,960 Fake meat, fake beans, fake cheese. 1705 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,000 It all tastes the same. 1706 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,720 It's a different form factor. 1707 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,520 Because I've gotten different things there. 1708 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,280 I was like, this all tastes the same. 1709 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,200 It doesn't. 1710 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,160 But it tastes fucking- 1711 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,640 Oh, yeah. 1712 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,920 No, it does not. 1713 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,480 It all has the base meat, lettuce. 1714 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,320 Tomato and cheese. 1715 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:48,800 Hold on. 1716 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,440 If I get a steak taco there versus a chicken taco 1717 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,560 versus a hamburger meat taco, they taste different. 1718 00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,000 If you get a tostada, you got a taco, you got an enchilada. 1719 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,640 Brother, please. 1720 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,320 It's all the same thing. 1721 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,000 You got beans. 1722 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,560 It all tastes the same. 1723 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,120 Beans, sour cream, lettuce, tomato. 1724 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,400 It all tastes the fucking same. 1725 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,640 Same spices and everything. 1726 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,200 No, I disagree. 1727 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,200 But that's not the argument I was making. 1728 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,600 There was a major- 1729 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,640 Hold on. 1730 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,280 Two against one. 1731 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:15,760 We win. 1732 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,120 I know. 1733 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,720 You guys win. 1734 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:17,160 You guys win. 1735 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:17,920 You always win. 1736 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,240 Always. 1737 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:18,800 It's always. 1738 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,320 You're always against me. 1739 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,080 Anyway, there was a time- 1740 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,000 Where's beef? 1741 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,360 When there was a price war. 1742 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,680 Do you guys not remember the major price war? 1743 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,280 I guess we do. 1744 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,480 Taco Bell against McDonald's. 1745 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,200 And there was a major price war. 1746 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,640 And Taco Bell came down big time on their prices 1747 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,720 when they were originally expensive. 1748 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,440 And then- 1749 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,360 All right, well, actually, there's some merit to what he 1750 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:41,560 said. 1751 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,040 I don't remember. 1752 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,120 You guys don't remember that? 1753 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,600 No, I do. 1754 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,640 That was huge. 1755 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,200 No, there was. 1756 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,880 Because look, it became convoluted. 1757 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,600 Because there was the fast food- 1758 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,000 I mean, back when first Taco Bell came out, 1759 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,680 they had a dynasty because they were the only Mexican taco 1760 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,680 place. 1761 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,480 There he goes. 1762 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,120 As customers ditch McDonald's, they're flocking to Taco Bell. 1763 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:01,760 Yeah. 1764 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,400 So they had- 1765 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,480 Oh, that was like two months ago. 1766 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,040 What the hell? 1767 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,160 I'm talking about back in the 80s. 1768 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,400 No, but the point is still true. 1769 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,160 It's valid. 1770 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,240 They were, because it was so damn popular. 1771 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,200 People fucking loved it. 1772 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,760 When I lived in New Jersey, you got to imagine, 1773 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,720 I didn't live in Texas to start with. 1774 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,600 I lived in New Jersey, overseas. 1775 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,240 I wasn't accustomed to Mexican food. 1776 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,120 I'm like, what the hell? 1777 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:23,920 Never, never. 1778 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,280 New Jersey had a Taco Bell. 1779 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,440 We were there a lot. 1780 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,880 When we ate, it was off the charts. 1781 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,160 I was kind of like, this is the best food fucking ever. 1782 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,360 When we moved to El Paso, my dad went to Fort Bliss, 1783 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,120 to the United States Army Sergeant Major's Academy. 1784 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,800 I was introduced to some authentic Mexican restaurants. 1785 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,840 Oh my god. 1786 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,040 Really? 1787 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,840 Off the charts. 1788 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,640 It was- 1789 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,960 Did you like Taco Bell? 1790 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,440 Taco Bell who? 1791 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,080 Taco Hell. 1792 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,560 You have Chico's Tacos down there that blows them all away. 1793 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,480 Just insane. 1794 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,440 So down there is Del Taco? 1795 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,480 Chico's Tacos. 1796 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,200 Oh, Chico's Tacos. 1797 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,320 Chico's Tacos in El Paso, Texas. 1798 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,360 So why is Chico's Tacos not in Dallas? 1799 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:03,920 That's a good question. 1800 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,200 It's probably a little shopped. 1801 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,160 I'm being serious. 1802 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,280 Well, probably because they didn't want to- 1803 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,840 If that stuff is so much better than Del Taco and Taco Cabana, 1804 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,640 why is that shit not here now? 1805 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,040 Not because they're family-owned. 1806 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,920 They don't feel like migrating up here. 1807 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,040 Come on. 1808 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,120 That's crazy. 1809 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,680 I don't know. 1810 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:20,920 I don't have an answer to that. 1811 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,680 I will tell you that Chico's Tacos is tremendous. 1812 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,200 All right. 1813 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,720 Well, where is the closest one to here? 1814 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,360 El Paso. 1815 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:27,880 Really? 1816 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,760 At 42, 30 kilometer Alvin. 1817 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,880 Are you telling me they never left El Paso? 1818 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,560 Are you kidding me? 1819 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,480 They're family-owned. 1820 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,720 OK, they're not that good. 1821 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,200 All right, moving on. 1822 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:36,920 Next one. 1823 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,360 They were established in 1950. 1824 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,320 They only seat 50. 1825 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,120 Yeah, well, it's not that good. 1826 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,440 All right, Taco Bell. 1827 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,040 McDonald's. 1828 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,640 Hold on, Mac D Nudes. 1829 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,120 Big Doodles. 1830 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:47,640 What's that one? 1831 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,000 Mickey? 1832 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,160 McDonald's, bitch. 1833 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,920 Oh, McDonald's. 1834 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,840 I've never heard of that. 1835 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,200 Well, I worked at McDonald's. 1836 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,640 That was my first job working at McDonald's. 1837 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,360 Actually, it was not my first job. 1838 00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,640 But my first. 1839 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,160 Mr. Privilege. 1840 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:02,640 Well, I worked at McDonald's. 1841 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,280 I made $3.10 an hour. 1842 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,200 I hate. 1843 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,800 Don't turn on me, bro. 1844 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,760 I'm just saying. 1845 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,360 $3.10 an hour. 1846 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,800 Dude, homeboy was racking up those basketballs. 1847 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,000 So I'd work an eight-hour shift. 1848 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,880 Look at him being all sensitive. 1849 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,320 I'd work an eight-hour shift, and I'd 1850 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,640 clear like $16 after taxes. 1851 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,840 You know what I made? 1852 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,760 $3. 1853 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,280 Yeah. 1854 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:24,960 Plus tips. 1855 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,880 Mr. Privilege. 1856 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,840 Yeah. 1857 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,360 $3.10. 1858 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,680 It's fucking ridiculous. 1859 00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,040 Right? 1860 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,360 Now these people want $20 an hour to fucking flip burgers. 1861 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,520 Yeah. 1862 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,280 Fuck that. 1863 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,600 California's freaking out, man, about this minimum wage thing. 1864 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,840 Well, they're hiking the prices, and they're closing. 1865 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,000 They're closing. 1866 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,800 Or they're advancing and automating everything. 1867 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,160 Yes. 1868 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,400 And going, I don't need you anymore. 1869 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,400 They're replacing you. 1870 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,000 I would make all my. 1871 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,720 I'd make, if they were going to restaurant, 1872 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,360 I'd make them all contract. 1873 00:48:58,360 --> 00:48:59,840 How does that help? 1874 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,960 You just pay them a fee, and you take it or leave it. 1875 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,560 I think they have a law about contractors, too. 1876 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,360 The AB5 or AB4. 1877 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,240 Do you remember that one? 1878 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:13,800 All the freelance contractors got screwed in California. 1879 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,600 Yeah. 1880 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,400 Anyway. 1881 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,880 So anyway, I worked there for two years, and I closed. 1882 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,000 I only worked weekends. 1883 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,600 So I worked Friday night, Saturday night, 1884 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,880 and I worked Sunday as well. 1885 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,200 Did you spit in their food? 1886 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,320 No, I never spit in the food. 1887 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,640 Did you ever take a piece of meat patty 1888 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,200 and rub it on your testicles and then put it in someone's bun? 1889 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,160 No, I've never. 1890 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,320 I never did anything gross like that. 1891 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,800 Oh, wait a second. 1892 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,560 I never did anything gross like that. 1893 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,280 When you say gross, when you say gross like that. 1894 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,200 I never did anything to any of the food. 1895 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,360 So whatever you did to the food, you ate it yourself. 1896 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,200 So it was the drinks? 1897 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:50,920 No, I didn't do. 1898 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,680 Did you make a special batch of dark sauce? 1899 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,000 What we would do is we were assholes. 1900 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,320 God, what's wrong with you? 1901 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,600 We had little name tags with the little pin. 1902 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,520 We would poke a little pin hole in the bottom of the cups. 1903 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,000 So they would slowly drip. 1904 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:03,840 That's so mean. 1905 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,520 And we would do it to the drive-through. 1906 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,400 So they'd come back in, and they'd bitch. 1907 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,880 And I remember the manager, after the fifth one, 1908 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,080 she pulled over. 1909 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,960 She's like, this one's doing it too. 1910 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,200 There's a hole in the bottom. 1911 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,600 And she was looking at all of us. 1912 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,720 And he was like. 1913 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,520 Jeff's back there. 1914 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,960 He looks like Fred Flintstone. 1915 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:21,880 Yeah. 1916 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,320 He's like, whoo, whoo, whoo. 1917 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:23,800 He's like. 1918 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,120 Barney Rubble. 1919 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,480 No, he's like, I could. 1920 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,640 She got so pissed off. 1921 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,320 He's like, I confess. 1922 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,120 We're like, wow, how's that happen? 1923 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,680 Ah, zizibaba. 1924 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,760 But she knows one of us. 1925 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,920 But she couldn't prove it. 1926 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,200 But she was so pissed off. 1927 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,160 Why would you do it? 1928 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,280 Because I was 16. 1929 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,280 Was it only to people that were marginalized? 1930 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,080 No, it was in the drive-through. 1931 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:43,720 You just. 1932 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,760 Oh, you don't hire 16 people. 1933 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,200 But only for marginalized customers? 1934 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,440 You'd do like 10 cups. 1935 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,440 Moving on. 1936 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,600 Let's have to McDonald's. 1937 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:50,960 Well, hold on. 1938 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,720 I want to say one thing about McDonald's. 1939 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,120 Do you go there now? 1940 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:57,160 I do occasionally, usually on a road trip. 1941 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,680 Oh. 1942 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,040 Do you go there now? 1943 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,000 No. 1944 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:01,680 I do. 1945 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,840 I do it on road trips only, usually. 1946 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,320 I will not. 1947 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,040 And when I go, I enjoy it. 1948 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:06,560 It's good. 1949 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,120 It's good. 1950 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,400 I'm disappointed in the size. 1951 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,480 It's not real food. 1952 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,280 It is real food. 1953 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:11,960 You know what? 1954 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,840 There are people that would vehemently, vehemently, 1955 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,280 vehemently disagree with you. 1956 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,600 I actually watched how they actually watched how they. 1957 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,840 They are apparently the gold standard of real food. 1958 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,960 I actually watched how they made the chicken McNuggets. 1959 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,400 Go. 1960 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,520 It's actually real chicken. 1961 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,040 Yeah. 1962 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:28,560 Yeah. 1963 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,360 OK. 1964 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,720 Some of the stuff is good. 1965 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,480 No. 1966 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,680 All of it is good. 1967 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,600 But the potatoes. 1968 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,200 Imagine. 1969 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,560 Imagine you have to have the perfect potato, whatever 1970 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,320 the potato it is. 1971 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,520 It's got to be super long. 1972 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,880 And they harvest these things. 1973 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,040 It's super hard to harvest. 1974 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,320 They put them in this big field. 1975 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,320 And they spray it with so many chemicals, so bad. 1976 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:44,800 No. 1977 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,280 No. 1978 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,480 Are you saying none of that's true? 1979 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,280 All I'm saying is that I knew somebody 1980 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,760 that worked for McDonald's. 1981 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:55,520 And they were like, they were the fucking gold standard 1982 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,480 of food quality. 1983 00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,280 They're obviously a proponent to the company. 1984 00:51:59,280 --> 00:51:59,520 No. 1985 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,080 And they're trying to sell it. 1986 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:00,480 No. 1987 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,560 No. 1988 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:01,920 No. 1989 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,080 Actually, I retract. 1990 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,400 They didn't work for McDonald's. 1991 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,560 They knew of them because they were in the food industry. 1992 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:16,400 And they said they were the gold standard through and through. 1993 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,080 I'm out. 1994 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,080 And that made me. 1995 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:18,760 So that made me. 1996 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,280 That's OK. 1997 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,520 I was skeptical. 1998 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,040 Me too. 1999 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,360 But that's not just McDonald's. 2000 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,000 I don't do any of them. 2001 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,120 I won't do Burger King. 2002 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,080 I won't do any of them. 2003 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:26,720 I'm out. 2004 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,200 All right. 2005 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,800 Next. 2006 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:29,440 I eat it. 2007 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,560 Water burger, maybe. 2008 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,200 I eat Chick-fil-A. 2009 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,000 That's got to be double meat with it. 2010 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,200 Great steak and potato. 2011 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,320 That was another mall one. 2012 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,960 I've never heard of them. 2013 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:37,960 That was another. 2014 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,000 It was just Chee-steaks and the big. 2015 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,520 Oh, that was the last one McDonald's. 2016 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:43,960 What was the last one? 2017 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:44,600 No, it wasn't. 2018 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,120 That was Wee. 2019 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,120 Chick-fil-A was in there. 2020 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,240 I saw you scrolling around. 2021 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,600 That was number one McDonald's. 2022 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,200 So these are the 1980s fast food restaurant chains. 2023 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,280 OK, well, there you go. 2024 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,440 That's the last 15. 2025 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,920 I think the first maybe four. 2026 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,920 We're anticlimactically so mad right now. 2027 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,320 Well, where's Burger Fucking King? 2028 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,440 I'm so mad right now. 2029 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,360 Oh, you want to throw some shit on the ground? 2030 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,080 Burger King didn't even make the list. 2031 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,320 Didn't make the list. 2032 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:07,240 They suck. 2033 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,080 What about, there was no, I don't know if it's fast food. 2034 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:10,760 Steak and Shake. 2035 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,520 The flame bro. 2036 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,880 Wendy's, did Wendy's show up there? 2037 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,520 Yeah, Wendy's was up there. 2038 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,720 So you know what the thing about Wendy's is I love the chili. 2039 00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:18,000 I had that the other day. 2040 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,640 I will get a Wendy's chili. 2041 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,400 It's good. 2042 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400 It is good. 2043 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,360 I like their spicy nuggets. 2044 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,320 Yeah, those are good. 2045 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,160 Yeah, I went through a period where they had to think about it. 2046 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,040 We had to think about it. 2047 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,600 Because I was thinking, did I ever have it? 2048 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,440 But I have. 2049 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,720 They're good. 2050 00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,560 I like their chili. 2051 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,400 I'll get that. 2052 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,600 Okay, here's the thing. 2053 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,840 None of this shit is good for you. 2054 00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,800 I think we can all agree. 2055 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:44,200 A diet based on the 80s, the 80s fast food 2056 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,000 or the nowadays fast food is not good for you. 2057 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,160 But it's fun to have a night out 2058 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,200 or to have an afternoon where you're like, fuck it. 2059 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,920 I had a stressed out day. 2060 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,120 I'm going to go to Whataburger. 2061 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,560 I'm going to go to Chick-fil-A. 2062 00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,000 Or I'm going to go to, we didn't even talk about Chick-fil-A. 2063 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,960 It's not on the list. 2064 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,800 Right. 2065 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,920 You know what's weird? 2066 00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,360 What? 2067 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,960 We were talking earlier about Coca-Cola. 2068 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,520 Was it the second half or first half? 2069 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,800 We're talking about Coca-Cola distributor. 2070 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,160 Oh, the coconut Dr. Pepper. 2071 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,200 That was the first half, I think. 2072 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,840 That was this one. 2073 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,160 Was it? 2074 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,120 I don't remember. 2075 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,960 This bourbon that I'm drinking right now 2076 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,280 has an aftertaste of Dr. Pepper. 2077 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,200 And it's great. 2078 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,800 I think it has an aftertaste of just... 2079 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,080 I finished mine. 2080 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,160 Whoa. 2081 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,120 And it's not bad. 2082 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,680 You guys are going to dog it because we had this, oh, 2083 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:31,640 that was a nine. 2084 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,000 You say it's not bad because you're drunk. 2085 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,920 Before that, you're like, yeah, this is not good stuff. 2086 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,560 I didn't say that. 2087 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:39,040 I never said that. 2088 00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:39,680 Yes, you did. 2089 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,800 It didn't come out of my mouth. 2090 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:41,240 Yeah, you did. 2091 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:41,840 Totally did. 2092 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:42,320 Maybe. 2093 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,320 All right. 2094 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,160 So let's talk about... 2095 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,640 I'll give us a five. 2096 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,560 Oh, damn, that's harsh. 2097 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,680 This is a revisit. 2098 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,360 Comparing to what we just had. 2099 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,400 All right. 2100 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,440 So I know the music just played, but this is Uncle Nearest. 2101 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,920 Well, Uncle Nearest premium whiskey 2102 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,880 honors the world's first known African-American master 2103 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,160 distiller, Nearest Green. 2104 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,480 Nearest Green is his name. 2105 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,880 It was the first spirit brand in the world 2106 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,160 to be named after a black American. 2107 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,320 The portfolio is the most awarded bourbon 2108 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,880 in American whiskey 2019, 20, 21, 22, and 23. 2109 00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:21,440 It's good. 2110 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,600 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, suck a dick, suck a dick. 2111 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. 2112 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,800 What's his influence on Jack Daniels? 2113 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,480 Oh, all right. 2114 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,680 Well, let's look at this. 2115 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:33,040 So our seven ultra-premium whiskies have... 2116 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:33,960 Ultra-premium? 2117 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,920 That's what it says. 2118 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:39,120 Generated over 1,000, 1,100, actually, awards in accolades 2119 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,400 since the 2017 launch. 2120 00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,080 They are. 2121 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,560 Includes 750 gold medals, 120 best-of-owners. 2122 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,760 No, no, no. 2123 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,360 Well, look, Uncle Nearest is currently sold in all 50 states 2124 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,320 and 12 countries. 2125 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:55,600 And it's sold in more than 25,000 stars, bars, hotels, 2126 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,440 I was going to say schools, and restaurants, 2127 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,440 as well as the 432-acre nearest green distillery 2128 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,560 in Shelbyville, Tennessee, dubbed as... 2129 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,120 Did you just lean? 2130 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:09,240 I belched. 2131 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,680 You have to lean to belch? 2132 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,160 Sometimes. 2133 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,080 Did you belch out of your asshole? 2134 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,800 Yeah, no, sometimes. 2135 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,720 Did you see the lean? 2136 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,640 I did. 2137 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,760 You're very susceptible to leanage. 2138 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,360 I'm very susceptible to your leanage, all right? 2139 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:20,880 Yeah. 2140 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,200 And you know what, fair enough. 2141 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,480 I back Sean on this one, because it's weird. 2142 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:25,400 No, it was a... 2143 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,200 No one does that. 2144 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,320 It was a belch. 2145 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,120 Oh, really? 2146 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:28,720 OK. 2147 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,200 Plus, I did want to do it to the microphone, 2148 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,480 that's also part of the reason. 2149 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,360 Yeah, but it affects everyone. 2150 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,840 So here's the thing. 2151 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,920 I don't want to throw stones at this. 2152 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,560 This is a C-grade bourbon. 2153 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,200 Five. 2154 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,040 That's halfway. 2155 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,560 Yeah. 2156 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,840 It's a C-grade bourbon. 2157 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,200 It's a good mixer. 2158 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:52,640 It's something that if someone were to pour in a glass neat, 2159 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,880 it would be, like I said, it'd be difficult to drink. 2160 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,840 But actually, it tastes like Dr. Pepper at the aftertaste. 2161 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,600 Difficult to drink? 2162 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,560 That's a little harsh. 2163 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,000 I've had many that are better. 2164 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,480 I've had some that have been worse. 2165 00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:06,080 There we go. 2166 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,000 It's in the middle of the road. 2167 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:07,640 Middle of the road. 2168 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,080 I think I'm being shitty. 2169 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:09,840 Hold on. 2170 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:10,480 Middle of the road. 2171 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:10,840 Yeah. 2172 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,320 OK. 2173 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,320 No, we can't rank everything seven. 2174 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,840 This is a five for me. 2175 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,680 Yeah. 2176 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:16,880 We don't have to do... 2177 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,160 But it is sweet. 2178 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,280 It's 100 proof. 2179 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,400 So it's a... 2180 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,840 I expected more for 100 proof. 2181 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:22,680 I didn't know that. 2182 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,920 You can't taste the 100 proof, which is a good thing. 2183 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,160 That's a positive thing. 2184 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,280 I think it knows too bad. 2185 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,000 Less rated. 2186 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,360 I give it a 6.1. 2187 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:33,840 You don't mind. 2188 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,040 Five. 2189 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,800 God. 2190 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,640 That's something close. 2191 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,800 3.1. 2192 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,280 5.5. 2193 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,040 All right. 2194 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,200 OK, fair enough. 2195 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,520 So drop the middle and the high? 2196 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,680 No, just throw out the low and the middle. 2197 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:50,160 So 6.1. 2198 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,280 It's not horrible. 2199 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,360 Come on, guys. 2200 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,200 No, it's not. 2201 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,840 I didn't say it was horrible. 2202 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,080 Look, this isn't school where you fail if you get a five. 2203 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,920 No, they all fail. 2204 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:01,360 Well, hold on. 2205 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,520 It's like the protesters. 2206 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,320 Right. 2207 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,320 Oh, they get a free pass. 2208 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:06,680 They get an A. 2209 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,440 You have PTSD because the cops showed up in armor. 2210 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,240 I know. 2211 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:10,880 Do we talk about that? 2212 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,800 They were in armor. 2213 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,640 Do we talk about that? 2214 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,000 That was at the end of the last one. 2215 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,160 Austin had a fit. 2216 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,480 Oh, you did. 2217 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,240 Yes, Austin, weight in. 2218 00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,280 Good for you, man. 2219 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,680 We have a revolutionary right here in the room. 2220 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:23,760 That's right. 2221 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,160 A young revolutionary. 2222 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,080 I love it. 2223 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:30,600 Did you find that Tom Brady roast with that shit? 2224 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,640 Now that we have audio. 2225 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,320 The laser? 2226 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,760 Yeah, now that we have audio. 2227 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,360 See if we can pull up the old one, then. 2228 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,120 Just in full, F-U-L-L after that. 2229 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,680 Can I give you guys a sports update? 2230 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,680 I'll hold for the Mavericks and the Stars. 2231 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,880 The Stars are playing tonight. 2232 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,720 To the fans, I guess, listeners out there, 2233 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,000 tonight is Tuesday, May 7th. 2234 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,840 And the Dallas Stars and the Dallas Mavericks 2235 00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,480 are playing the playoff game tonight. 2236 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,280 In the second round, the Stars are up 3 to nothing 2237 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:57,320 at the end of the first. 2238 00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,520 Holy shnikes. 2239 00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,280 Fuck yeah. 2240 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,840 Fuck yeah. 2241 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,080 The Stars are doing awesome. 2242 00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,280 What was the score? 2243 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:05,880 3 to nothing. 2244 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:07,080 Against the Lanch? 2245 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:07,800 Yes. 2246 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,720 Colorado Avalanche? 2247 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,680 Dude, I can't wait to watch this. 2248 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,520 Can't wait to watch it. 2249 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:18,360 So basketball, I don't have a score on that yet. 2250 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,200 Let me get the NBA score here. 2251 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:27,160 The Mavericks are trailing 62 to 53 at the half. 2252 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,360 Oh shit, that's not good. 2253 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,800 Well, you know, nine points. 2254 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,240 That's not horrible. 2255 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,040 All right. 2256 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,600 So are we catching up on the Tom Brady roast? 2257 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,640 Yeah, I was seeing if we could pull it up. 2258 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,080 But honestly, he already, Mr. Producer 2259 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:42,480 already said it's difficult to find. 2260 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,080 But I think it's going to be a good deal. 2261 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,280 It's going to be a good deal. 2262 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,200 Now try all. 2263 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,360 Just don't get off the videos and hit all. 2264 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,280 Let's pull this up. 2265 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,080 Because it's out there, God bless it. 2266 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,520 Just play a chunk of it then. 2267 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,000 Yeah, play the Nicky. 2268 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,360 Oh, we already did the Nicky reel. 2269 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,280 Yeah, but we didn't have sound on the first half. 2270 00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,720 Oh, that's right. 2271 00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,720 So just grab one. 2272 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,960 Let's see what it does. 2273 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:01,760 Here's a look. 2274 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,560 I also lost $30 million in crypto. 2275 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,440 Tom, how did you fall for that? 2276 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,160 I mean, even Gronk was like, me? 2277 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,560 No, that's not real money. 2278 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,560 Like. 2279 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,560 Oh, no. 2280 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,560 Where's Gronk? 2281 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,560 Is he there? 2282 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,560 Yeah. 2283 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,560 Tom also lost $30 million. 2284 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,560 Yeah. 2285 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,560 So it's unfortunate that they have it. 2286 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:24,560 Yeah, well, you know, it's unfortunate that we don't have a clip like that. 2287 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,560 That's why we have to have these preparations provided. 2288 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,560 Yeah. 2289 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,560 Well, that's why we need a team, right? 2290 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:36,560 When we start being sponsored by all these distilleries that we are touting. 2291 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,560 Right? 2292 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560 Whatever. 2293 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:39,560 All right, moving on. 2294 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,560 She did a great job, though. 2295 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,560 She did. 2296 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,560 I mean, she was funny as hell. 2297 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:48,560 And I know the roasts are for everybody, but there is Liza Minnelli. 2298 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,560 Is it Liza Minnelli? 2299 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,560 No. 2300 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,560 There's Liza something that does a lot of roasts. 2301 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,560 Who are the roasts? 2302 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,560 The components of a normal roast, OK? 2303 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,560 They have these consistent comedians that are on there. 2304 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,560 And they're all super good at what they do. 2305 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,560 Yes. 2306 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,560 Yeah. 2307 01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:04,560 They're amazing. 2308 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,560 And they're being squeezed out because everything's woke. 2309 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,560 Woke? 2310 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,560 Yeah. 2311 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,560 Oh, you have to be PC. 2312 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,560 The woke bullshit, right? 2313 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,560 Well, what about the Saturday Night Live thing after the Colombian thing? 2314 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,560 Oh, it was funny. 2315 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,560 I thought I heard some of it, but it was... 2316 01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:23,560 I didn't see it. 2317 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,560 It was... 2318 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,560 I stay away from Saturday Night Live. 2319 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,560 I even know. 2320 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,560 So the only reason why I watched it is because it said, what? 2321 01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,560 SNL is funny again? 2322 01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,560 It was a headline. 2323 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,560 And so I clicked on it. 2324 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,560 Play the second one. 2325 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,560 And I played it for my wife and I. 2326 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,560 It was great. 2327 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:44,560 Drag the slider to pick the puzzle. 2328 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,560 This is going to do all these little... 2329 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,560 Were you successful? 2330 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,560 Your daughter must feel so supported when she's out there. 2331 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,560 What's that now? 2332 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,560 When whose daughter is out there? 2333 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,560 At the protest. 2334 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,560 No, no, no, no, man. 2335 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,560 You bugging. 2336 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,560 Alexis Vanessa Roberts better have her butt in class. 2337 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:08,560 Let me find out she in one of them damn tents instead of the dorm room that I pay for. 2338 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,560 Wait, I thought you were in favor of the student protests. 2339 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:16,560 Brother man, I am supportive of y'all's kids protesting. 2340 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560 Not my kids. 2341 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,560 My kids know better. 2342 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:22,560 Shoot, Alexis Vanessa ain't crazy. 2343 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,560 Well, Alphonse, your daughter attends Columbia. 2344 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,560 What do you think about the students that took over Hamilton Hall? 2345 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,560 That's good for y'all's kids. 2346 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,560 But they ain't mine. 2347 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,560 That's all I'm saying. They ain't my kids. 2348 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,560 You feel me, Ryan? 2349 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,560 Yes, I feel you, Alphonse. 2350 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,560 But tell me, with the rise in attendance in these protests, 2351 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,560 how does it make you feel to see the increase in police presence? 2352 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,560 Sarah, are you concerned about students being arrested? 2353 01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,560 Very concerned. 2354 01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,560 I mean, one of my worst fears is my daughter getting thrown behind bars. 2355 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,560 This is a crucial time in her life, 2356 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:58,560 and I'd hate for her to have an arrest follow her forever. 2357 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,560 I ain't worried about five. 2358 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:06,560 Oh, my business is Alexis Vanessa Roberts. 2359 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:11,560 OK, I know free this free that because I tell you what ain't free Columbia. 2360 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:16,560 So funny. 2361 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,560 It was actually good. 2362 01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,560 The thing about this actual skit really turns a corner with us now 2363 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:29,560 because they finally take a subject matter that is sensitive to all of us. 2364 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,560 And they spin it. 2365 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:32,560 But the one politically charged. 2366 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,560 The one thing that kind of sparks an interest in my mind is that 2367 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:42,560 why did they have to use a black person to illustrate that to make it OK? 2368 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,560 Yeah, that's the part that I know. 2369 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,560 Why couldn't it be a white person that does? 2370 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:51,560 Because that would it would not have resonated. 2371 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:55,560 OK, now, Mr. Producer, buddy. 2372 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,560 Why are you saying? Why is that a big problem? 2373 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,560 Why can't he be black? 2374 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:03,560 I'm just saying, no, why can't he be black? 2375 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:10,560 What I'm saying is that it's easy for SNL to choose to select a black person 2376 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:16,560 to represent that narrative to stand up against what's going on over there, 2377 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,560 because they're not going to take as much heat as a white person. 2378 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,560 That's right. 2379 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,560 Is what I'm kind of insinuating. 2380 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,560 I mean, yeah. 2381 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,560 But that's that's my point. 2382 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,560 Yeah. 2383 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,560 But that but the way you put it, you just sounded racist. 2384 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,560 No, no, I disagree. I disagree. 2385 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:37,560 It kind of did a little bit, but at the same time, it was real. 2386 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:41,560 You jump you jump the cannon and say, why is it a black person, not a white person? 2387 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:48,560 But the thing is, is that it bothers me that we won't stand up as a as as it doesn't matter. 2388 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:52,560 They always got to use they always step on the backs of other people to make make their points. 2389 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,560 That's kind of my point. 2390 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,560 I get it. I get it. 2391 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,560 Yeah, but you shouldn't. 2392 01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,560 Yeah, it shouldn't be your main focus. 2393 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,560 You shouldn't be focused on why it's a black man. 2394 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:04,560 You should be more focused on the message. 2395 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:12,560 No, but the point is to your defense, SNL cannot make that joke if it's if it's a white father. 2396 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,560 Yeah, that can't be it can't be a white father. 2397 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,560 It can't be Alec Baldwin. Yes. No, it can't be a white father making that joke. 2398 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,560 Phil Hartman. It has to be a Hartman. 2399 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:29,560 It has to be a black dad, a black father of a of a of his children making that joke. 2400 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,560 Hundred percent. I agree with that. 2401 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,560 I mean, you know, it's not it's and that's not racism. 2402 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,560 That's the sensitivity of where we are. 2403 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:39,560 They're a bunch of pansies. 2404 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:46,560 Speaking of pansies, do you guys hear about the new technology, the fusion breakthrough stuff that's coming through? 2405 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:50,560 So I don't know. I don't I don't know if I tie it together. 2406 01:05:50,560 --> 01:06:05,560 I don't know if I subscribe to like a certain feed, but I'm getting feeds in my in my news like news feeds totally focused on hydrogen engines, hydrogen engines. 2407 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:11,560 Oh, my God. Fusion is in 10 glasses of bourbon. 2408 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:18,560 Do I'm just saying I'm just saying I'm getting I'm getting all these feeds on technology. 2409 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,560 Oh, my God. We're going to have to we're going to have to edit this. 2410 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:25,560 No. Yeah, we do. What is it? 2411 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,560 What is this? It's not going well. 2412 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,560 Hold on. What is the Warner Brothers cartoon? 2413 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:35,560 Oh, and it was Duffy Duck when he's like he's like being Tarzan and he swings on the vine. 2414 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,560 He hits a wall. Oh, and it hits a wall. 2415 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:41,560 Oh, and it gets worse. 2416 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,560 That's that's me right now. 2417 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:47,560 Yeah, that's me right now. So hydrogen. 2418 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:53,560 No, I'm telling you, there are I don't know engines that are hydrogen water driven fusion. 2419 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,560 Yep. I don't think batteries are going to be the long term answer. 2420 01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:00,560 It's going to be something else. But here's the thing. They have no interest in investing in anything else. 2421 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,560 That's a problem. Because fucking Biden is mandating. 2422 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:07,560 Yes. Things. And that's the technology that's currently on the table. 2423 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,560 What's the biggest? It's a trillion dollar. 2424 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,560 Because they're making money on selling the batteries. 2425 01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:15,560 They're making money harvesting the materials for the batteries. 2426 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:20,560 Yes. And you know what? They've got some. It's an unstoppable economy. 2427 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,560 There are interests that are supporting this cause. 2428 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,560 That's fucking nuts. The whole thing is nuts. Love it. The second half went by fairly quick. 2429 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,560 Yeah, I think so. 2430 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:35,560 I enjoyed the uncle nearest. It was a five on my scale or five, five, five. 2431 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,560 No, I think we agreed on six one. 2432 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:40,560 No, whatever. But I mean, look, it wasn't horrible. And I don't want to knock it. 2433 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:44,560 I hate the fact that if it's bad, it's bad. 2434 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,560 It's not bad. I didn't say it was bad. It was just. 2435 01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:50,560 But the thing is, is that you what if we came out with a bourbon that says, you know what? 2436 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,560 We were the first white person bourbon on the planet. 2437 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:57,560 So you're being since they were black, you have to give them extra points. 2438 01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,560 Yeah, I'm just that's the part that kind of bugs. No, no, it's five. 2439 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:06,560 It's good or bad. No, this is going to rank with other bourbons that are. 2440 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,560 They're not elite, right? I mean, they're just math. 2441 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,560 And they're not. But my point is, they're not meant to be. 2442 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,560 They're they're like all the other bourbons we see at Total Wine. 2443 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,560 I go on Merritt. Yeah, they're four year bourbons. 2444 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,560 And they have the solid and suggest to their friends to trick it. 2445 01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,560 Hey, try this. They like it. They have it in their portfolio. 2446 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,560 The house, they're they're already. 2447 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,560 Look, it's it's the second half. It's worth. We're done. 2448 01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:35,560 It's May 7th. And thank you, Mr. Producer, for staying on top of shit. 2449 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:38,560 Thank you for being involved in this. We had some technical difficulties. 2450 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:41,560 We did. We tried doing some stuff that's different and we're happy with the results tonight. 2451 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,560 Dudes like us. I'm Sean. I'm Paul. And I'm Jeff. 2452 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:49,560 And check us out on Instagram. Dudes like us dash. 2453 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:54,560 I guess dudes like us dash would craft and find us on Facebook this time. 2454 01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:01,560 And only dance. We do not. That's just Paul's. Oh, my bad. 2455 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:18,560 The stage name is Paul to use to use.