1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,240 Yeah. 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,240 What is today? 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,240 Tuesday. 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,240 We're in March, baby. 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,240 It's March 2nd. 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,240 March, bitch. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,240 God. 8 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,960 This is the first podcast of March. 9 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:19,960 Is it? 10 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,960 Oh yeah. 11 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:25,160 It is the first podcast in March. 12 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,480 I'm freaking losing my mind. 13 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,200 Remember we had three first podcasts in February. 14 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,920 According to you. 15 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,920 We had a whole bunch of them. 16 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,920 Yeah, according to you. 17 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,360 I'll tell you what. 18 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:43,840 I think I didn't have a very big dinner, but I went to Jersey Mike's and Austin had 19 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,840 bought this. 20 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,000 Foot long. 21 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,680 I don't know what the hell it was. 22 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,480 I ate like a pontoon that was cut in four. 23 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,960 You're a little uncomfortable right now? 24 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:56,280 Not only half of it, but I'm just saying I've got a quick buzz off. 25 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,480 I had what? 26 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,840 I had about half of this beer and it went like boom right to me. 27 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,400 You buzz off like you smell it. 28 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,400 I'm buzzed. 29 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,400 Yeah. 30 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,080 I have a tendency to fumble a little bit when I drink that. 31 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,640 Ying Ling that we got from Louisiana. 32 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Yeah. 33 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,080 I like the Ying Ling. 34 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:16,880 Never have had it until you had mentioned it and I thought it was an Asian beer. 35 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:21,280 It's not hard to think that. 36 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,440 But I was wrong. 37 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,440 I'm ashamed. 38 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:31,560 It is the, according to them, the oldest brewery in America. 39 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:36,120 I think they're in Pennsylvania somewhere and it was something I grew up with in the 40 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,240 Cincinnati region. 41 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,120 It's very regional. 42 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,840 Now you came back with three different flavors of Ying Ling. 43 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,040 I wanted to get the tan. 44 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,040 What was it? 45 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,040 Black and tan? 46 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,040 The black and tan, yeah. 47 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,720 I wanted to get that just to see what it was like. 48 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,720 It's just a stout. 49 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,720 And frankly, I don't like it. 50 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,720 Yeah, it's just a stout. 51 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,920 I mean, actually it's not true. 52 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,840 I do, it's okay, but I won't buy it ever again. 53 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,840 Right. 54 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 I like this. 55 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:03,640 I like the Ying Ling, the standard logger. 56 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:08,840 It's got a really light, dry apple after bite. 57 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,600 It's kind of a sweet little bite in there. 58 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,240 I taste coconut. 59 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,560 That's the bourbon you bought. 60 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,560 No. 61 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,680 Well, his dog's name is Coconut, so I was wondering. 62 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,120 No, it isn't. 63 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,360 Yeah, the Ying Ling, like I said, they're fairly regional. 64 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,440 And I think you said that you saw they're going to start selling here in Dallas, right? 65 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,800 They're slowly expanding their distribution. 66 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:37,960 They were very, I believe, middle west region and they've been... 67 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,960 Is it like Hershey, Pennsylvania? 68 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,960 I don't think... 69 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:42,960 Am I daydreaming that? 70 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,960 I don't think it's in Hershey. 71 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,960 It's in Pens... 72 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,400 Well, they have a Hershey beer, Hershey chocolate beer, doesn't he say? 73 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:51,400 You saw that? 74 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,400 Yeah, that's what it was. 75 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,280 It was a Ying Ling Hershey's beer. 76 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:58,680 Yeah, click on the R beer up there. 77 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,600 See what all of them... 78 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,640 Raging Eagle mango beer. 79 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:08,720 Not a fan of the fruity beers. 80 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,720 Yeah. 81 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,800 I smelled my sandwich. 82 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,800 It was fantastic again. 83 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:17,400 Yeah, it's just going to be a really gaseous podcast. 84 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,400 There's the Hershey's right there. 85 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,400 Are we in danger? 86 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,400 That doesn't appeal to me. 87 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,400 Not anymore. 88 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:25,640 I think it won't have a couple years ago when I was in the whole crap here, but the whole... 89 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:26,720 You know it's just heavy and thick. 90 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:31,360 I'm glad we saw that because for a second I thought I was losing my mind. 91 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,240 I bet the Oktoberfest was good. 92 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,760 I like the Mars... 93 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,760 Doesn't that imply... 94 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,000 That implies obviously a partnership with Hershey's, right? 95 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 They're co-branding. 96 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,480 So that must be a local... 97 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,480 Click on Visit Us. 98 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,440 Let's see where they're exactly located at. 99 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,040 Yeah, Pennsylvania sounds right, right? 100 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,480 Hershey's is in Pennsylvania, isn't it? 101 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,480 Potsville, Pennsylvania. 102 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,480 They got two locations? 103 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,080 They're in Potsville, Pennsylvania. 104 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,080 Oldest Brewery. 105 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,080 Yeah. 106 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,080 Yeah, look at that. 107 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,080 And on... 108 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,080 How do you say that street? 109 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Mahantongo. 110 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,080 Mahantongo Street? 111 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,080 Mahantongo. 112 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,080 So what is the origin of Yingling? 113 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:12,280 I think it's someone's last name. 114 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,160 Well, I know, but is it like Polish? 115 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,160 Is it Bulgarian? 116 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,560 Bulgarian, Slavic? 117 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,560 It's Luxembourgian. 118 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,560 That is an odd name. 119 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,560 I don't know. 120 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,560 I don't know. 121 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,560 Luxembourgies? 122 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,560 I don't know. 123 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,560 Gs. 124 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,560 Luxembourgies. 125 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,560 Yeah. 126 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,560 Luxembourgies. 127 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,880 It's not on the top. 128 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,880 I don't know. 129 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,560 I don't know what the root of Yingling is. 130 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,560 Luxembourgian. 131 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,560 Interesting. 132 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:37,560 Yeah. 133 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,560 Anyway, like it. 134 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,560 Oh, hold on. 135 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:40,560 I'm going to scroll up a little bit. 136 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,560 You can get it in Shreveport now. 137 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,560 So that's where Sean gets it. 138 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,800 Totally close shoes are required. 139 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,800 We recommend sneakers. 140 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,800 Let's go real quick. 141 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,120 Look at there. 142 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,120 Face masks are required. 143 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,120 Hey, you know what? 144 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,000 I didn't read too much about it. 145 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,080 I just got some notification that said that Abbott. 146 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,080 Big news. 147 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,080 March 10th. 148 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,080 Can you elaborate on that? 149 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,880 I just heard that part. 150 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:08,520 Yeah, the governor of Texas just lifted all COVID-related restrictions. 151 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,320 So I didn't get into the details of it, but he definitely said in a week from now, they 152 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,880 set a deadline of next week, you don't have to wear a mask. 153 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,480 My understanding is that restaurants can go to 100%. 154 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,480 That is huge. 155 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,480 Huge. 156 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:22,480 I love it. 157 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,480 Yeah. 158 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,360 So it is going to drive the libtards crazy. 159 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,360 Oh, it already has. 160 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,120 Brandon sent me a little. 161 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,520 He took a video of his screen as he was scrolling through his Twitter feed. 162 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,520 Right. 163 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,520 And I pause it. 164 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,160 And these people are ridiculous. 165 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:41,160 Well, yeah, I mean, they're like, we finally get our, you know, get a get the upper hand 166 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,960 on the virus and you're just going to do this. 167 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,520 I'm sure they're all freaking out like that. 168 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,320 Well, they've been ignoring the science. 169 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,320 They want right. 170 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,760 They're trying to hashtag something to make a trend that says I hate Texas or something 171 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:51,840 like that. 172 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:55,000 So every one of us says I hate this place or I hate Texas or something like that. 173 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Abbott, Abbott is stupid. 174 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,200 We need to vote him out. 175 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:01,440 But there was this and I told Brandon, I was like, well, you got to look at who's what 176 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,440 source you are. 177 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,440 Your Twitter. 178 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,440 Right. 179 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,440 It's like an echo chamber. 180 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,440 They just feed off of each other. 181 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:07,440 What they need. 182 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,440 I'm done with Twitter. 183 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,800 What the hashtag needs to be is don't move to Texas. 184 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,200 Yeah, I'm that's what I want. 185 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,680 Hashtag you can leave. 186 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,680 Yeah. 187 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,680 Stay the fuck out. 188 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,680 Yeah, you can leave Texas. 189 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,680 Yeah, I'm bored with it. 190 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,480 If you don't like it, you can leave Texas. 191 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,480 Yeah. 192 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,480 And don't come. 193 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,480 Don't come in. 194 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,480 Yeah. 195 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:25,480 Yeah. 196 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,480 So that's big. 197 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,480 But wagons. 198 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,080 But stores could still say you need to wear a mask. 199 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,080 That's what my wife was asking. 200 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,880 I wasn't sure you could say anything you want. 201 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,840 I mean, I can say, hey, you can't come in my store unless you wear black pants. 202 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,840 Well, they can. 203 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:39,840 It's a private company. 204 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:40,840 Yeah. 205 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:45,520 You know, and it goes down to and I'll still honor that if I go into a store and they're 206 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,160 like you put a mask on, OK, whatever, I'll do it. 207 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,520 But I think what it's going to do is it's going to open up more confrontations. 208 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,520 Big time. 209 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,520 So I think you'll see. 210 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,680 Yeah, big can of worms right here. 211 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,160 I think you'll see more of that. 212 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,120 I don't know. 213 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,120 Maybe not. 214 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,640 Well, you will because you're going to have people going out of the house without masks 215 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,640 now. 216 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,440 Well, my point is that you're just not going to go to those stores anymore. 217 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,680 Well, every store around here requires a mask. 218 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,040 And now they do. 219 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:15,560 And you know, we brought up that we're seeing more and more people kind of be noncompliant. 220 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,560 Yeah. 221 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,560 Right. 222 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,560 And now it's happening. 223 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,560 Now it's going to be. 224 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,560 Yeah. 225 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,560 Now it's going to be out of control. 226 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:22,560 Yes. 227 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,080 Now you need to wear eight masks or something stupid like that. 228 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,080 Yeah. 229 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,080 Double up. 230 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,080 Anyway, I think it's a good thing. 231 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,080 Yeah. 232 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,080 Fauci said that. 233 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,080 Yeah, you got double up. 234 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,080 You could get so much if you want. 235 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,080 Yeah. 236 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,080 He's changing. 237 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,080 He sounds like a muppet. 238 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaking of muppets, fuck man, they're getting rid of the muppets. 239 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,600 And then the one of the Dr. Seuss. 240 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,800 I didn't hear the getting rid of the muppets. 241 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,760 I heard that they just slapped a label on it. 242 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:48,840 They put a disclaimer saying this is highly offensive to certain people. 243 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:49,840 Just don't watch it. 244 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,800 Is it the two guys muppet sexual? 245 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 Is that it? 246 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,800 That's who it offended? 247 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 Yeah. 248 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,160 Is it the two guys that make those crass jokes? 249 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,160 I'm sure it is. 250 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,520 And then Lord Dolf and the other old guy in the balcony. 251 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,520 Oh, they're brutal. 252 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,520 Oh, those guys are brutal. 253 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,000 What about the Swedish chef? 254 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,800 Oh, is that offensive? 255 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,800 He just has an accent. 256 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,960 Book, book, book. 257 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,440 So now the Dr. Seuss thing is a little different. 258 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:23,400 They are not going to publish, like no longer publish six different Dr. Seuss books. 259 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:28,680 So yes, Dr. Seuss, but the six titles I'd never heard of before. 260 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,720 Yeah, they're obscure. 261 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,720 So they're obscure. 262 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,000 So someone went digging to find something. 263 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Why? 264 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Because they can. 265 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,440 They don't care about what's right or wrong. 266 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,480 They just care about if they can get away with it. 267 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,400 It's like stretching the law to the limit. 268 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,760 I don't know. 269 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,640 How far can they take it? 270 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,640 Yeah. 271 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,640 Yeah, I don't like it. 272 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 There's going to be a breaking point. 273 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,640 At least I hope there is. 274 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:57,320 Yeah, I mean, you push people enough and they're going to come out swinging. 275 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:02,240 So yeah, I think at some point this is going to run itself out. 276 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,080 That's my personal opinion. 277 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,800 Or we're going to have a feud. 278 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,800 A feud. 279 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,880 And an interesting factoid. 280 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,480 Dr. Seuss was born on this day. 281 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,480 Yeah, he sure the heck was. 282 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,480 In 1904. 283 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,480 I saw that little thing. 284 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,520 Is that coincidence? 285 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,000 That all the news stories hit today? 286 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:27,320 Dr. Seuss, Theodore Seuss, Ted Giesel was an American child's author, political cartoonist, 287 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,360 illustrator, poet, animator and filmmaker. 288 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:35,040 He's known for his work writing and illustrating more than 60 books under the pen name Dr. 289 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,040 Seuss. 290 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,240 The works include whatever, all kinds of stuff. 291 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,240 The Grinch. 292 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,160 Don't you find that odd that they only picked out six of them? 293 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,160 Yeah, yes. 294 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,880 So is this a PR stunt? 295 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,080 I kind of wonder which books they were. 296 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,520 They list them. 297 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,520 Yeah, they list them. 298 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,520 What does that say? 299 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,520 The pocket full of boners? 300 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,520 What? 301 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,520 Is that a Dr. Seuss book? 302 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,520 That is not a Dr. Seuss book. 303 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,520 It is. 304 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,520 The pocket book of boners. 305 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,520 Okay, boners don't mean the same thing. 306 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,520 Well, maybe. 307 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:04,320 Maybe back in the 30s it meant something different. 308 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,280 Maybe this has some merit. 309 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,800 It's a type of people to make fun of. 310 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,280 Is that a Dr. Seuss book? 311 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 All right, okay. 312 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,280 The complete and unabridged. 313 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:16,320 The complete and unabridged, the pocket book of boners. 314 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:20,240 And it looks like they have, what is that, a skeleton? 315 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,240 What are boners? 316 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240 What is going on here? 317 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240 I don't know. 318 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,240 I don't know. 319 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,240 What are they classifying as boners back in the day? 320 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,240 Yeah, can you zoom in on the bottom of that? 321 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:37,160 The public section, the title passes, I don't know, I can't read, it's too blurry. 322 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:42,000 It says in a sale at a public auction. 323 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:48,480 The title passes so good as the auctioneer knocks the boner down. 324 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,480 Buyer. 325 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:50,480 Buyer. 326 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,760 Well, it says pocket book of boners. 327 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,760 I thought it said boner. 328 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,800 Yeah, I think you just like saying the word boner. 329 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,800 Well. 330 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,800 A lot. 331 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,400 Yeah, that we should... 332 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,440 Why is the word boner shaped like that? 333 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,660 We didn't solve the mystery. 334 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,640 We have no idea what a pocket book of boners is by Dr. Seuss. 335 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,880 I mean, look at it. 336 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,880 I don't know. 337 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,880 I don't know. 338 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,880 Blunders. 339 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,880 It's blunders. 340 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,880 There it is right there. 341 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,880 Oh, it stands for blunders. 342 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,560 Illustration of boners, which are blunders. 343 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,120 And you guys thought he was a perv. 344 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,120 Well. 345 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,440 I don't know. 346 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,360 How did boner turn into an erect penis? 347 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,840 So I'm also curious. 348 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,840 You know how some of... 349 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,000 How did that transform into that? 350 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 The rumor. 351 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,760 The supernatural transition. 352 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:35,880 For the Walt Disney movies, the rumor like in The Little Mermaid, they've got... 353 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:40,320 There's supposed to be some sort of phallic representations in the background or instilled 354 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,320 into the fabric of the cartoons. 355 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,320 The lily pads. 356 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,760 You ever heard that rumor and had them show it? 357 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,600 It's like it's on the title. 358 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,440 The Walt Disney and penis pictures. 359 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,440 What? 360 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:58,160 They said like in The Little Mermaid, for example, the title, the big picture of it, 361 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,880 there's like pieces, there's like penises in there. 362 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,880 Awesome. 363 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,880 Type in penis. 364 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Where? 365 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 In The Little Mermaid. 366 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,880 Sorry. 367 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,880 You're telling your son to type in penis into Google. 368 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,560 Yeah, that's a horrible idea. 369 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,560 You can't just see it. 370 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,400 You got to go... 371 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,800 Is it the spires right there? 372 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:23,440 Well, they may be, but what I'm asking him to do is back out and put the search in, add 373 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,120 the word penises, and then they'll... 374 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,640 You know there's going to be all kinds of just Photoshopped crap as soon as he puts 375 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,640 that in there. 376 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,640 Yeah. 377 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,640 Well, you know what? 378 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,640 I don't recall. 379 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,640 There you go. 380 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,640 That's what I was referring to. 381 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,640 Wait a minute. 382 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,640 Look at that. 383 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,800 Well, you know what? 384 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,240 It wouldn't surprise me if these animators had a little bit of fun. 385 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,200 That's my point. 386 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,920 Maybe the Dr. Seuss folks were doing the same thing. 387 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:46,920 All right. 388 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,720 Click back on that one with the arrows. 389 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,080 So they have like a diagram. 390 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,080 Yeah. 391 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,840 This is the head, the shaft, the scrotum, and the glistening. 392 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,840 Okay, glistening, really? 393 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,840 Like it glistens. 394 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,840 They didn't put cornstarch on. 395 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,840 That's disgusting. 396 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,840 Okay. 397 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,880 If you look at it there, it doesn't look like it. 398 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,880 I think someone altered it. 399 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,920 See, it doesn't have the nice curved whatever. 400 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,920 See, look at that. 401 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,920 That's not there. 402 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,920 It's a nice curve. 403 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,920 That's not the same picture. 404 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,240 Well, that's what I mean. 405 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,400 I think someone either they corrected it. 406 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,640 That's just one example. 407 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,080 There are many. 408 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,800 My point is, well, actually, you know what? 409 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,080 Maybe they Photoshopped them all. 410 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,280 But I don't trust Internet anymore. 411 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,280 Pictures? 412 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,280 Well, that's true too. 413 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,280 But I don't. 414 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,760 Old Walt Disney movies penises. 415 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,120 Oh, God. 416 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,120 I don't. 417 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,920 I'm telling you, it's a thing. 418 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,920 Well, I think it is. 419 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,040 Like I said, I think it's possible for animators to have little secret funny things that they 420 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,040 do. 421 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,560 This is flat out stuff that you can see it. 422 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,040 We're not pulling it up for some reason. 423 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,560 But other than the Little Mermaid, if you get rid of the Little Mermaid, there's Walt Disney 424 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,560 movies penises. 425 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,560 They're everywhere. 426 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,560 Okay. 427 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,560 Okay. 428 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560 It could be an inside joke. 429 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,560 It could be just a coincidence as well. 430 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,560 Well, that's right. 431 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,560 It could be the same thing that Dr. Seuss. 432 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,760 It could be that we're just mentally 15-year-olds. 433 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,360 But here's the thing. 434 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:12,800 We don't even know what was considered inappropriate of the Dr. Seuss books. 435 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:17,920 I'm assuming it was the words, not the animation, not the illustrations. 436 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:18,920 But I don't know. 437 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920 I don't know. 438 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:20,920 Yeah, I'm not familiar with the books. 439 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,680 Yeah, I haven't found anything that tells me what exactly was considered offensive or 440 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,680 racist or whatever. 441 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680 I don't know. 442 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680 Maybe it was... 443 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,680 They will not be... 444 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,680 So click on it. 445 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,680 Let's... 446 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,960 Six-doctor, click on it. 447 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:39,680 Maybe it was the one that is Welcome to the Land of Peni, where they all look like penises. 448 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680 So... 449 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680 Oh, God. 450 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,120 Let's get off of Wall Street Journal. 451 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,800 Yeah, we can't afford these subscriptions yet. 452 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,560 They go to the Boston Globe. 453 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,560 That's what they were though. 454 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560 If I ran to the zoo... 455 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,560 If I ran the zoo... 456 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,560 All right. 457 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,560 So... 458 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,560 Okay, there it is. 459 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,560 They talked about orientalism. 460 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,560 What? 461 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,560 What? 462 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,560 Something about orientalism. 463 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,560 Is that the... 464 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,560 If I... 465 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:05,560 One plus one is racist. 466 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,320 Scroll back up. 467 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,240 So it says, and to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street. 468 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:19,000 If I ran the zoo, McGelegat's Pool and On Beyond Zebra, Scrambled Egg Super and the Cat's 469 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Quizzer. 470 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 I never heard of any of those. 471 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Right, but scroll down. 472 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,840 It tells you what the issue is. 473 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:28,120 It said racial slurs and... 474 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:32,680 People start talking about white supremacy because of whiteness and white characters. 475 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,280 That doesn't hold any water with me. 476 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,400 White supremacist messaging through... 477 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400 I'm surprised. 478 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,000 98% of the characters in the book. 479 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,480 Oh, my God. 480 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:49,720 A study found that 2,240 human characters in the 50 Dr. Seuss books, only 45 or 2% are 481 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,280 characters of color. 482 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:59,280 So here we have a modern society social quota being forced on books from... 483 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,280 The 40s and 50s. 484 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 Yeah. 485 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,280 I mean, come on. 486 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,440 I mean, come on. 487 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,360 Is that really what the issue is here? 488 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,160 No, it's not. 489 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,760 The issue is, is they're pansies. 490 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,760 Okay. 491 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,760 I don't... 492 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,760 This is just going to get my blood pressure up. 493 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,040 Let's move to the next topic. 494 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,160 But he was born today, you said. 495 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,440 Born today in 1904. 496 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,440 So he would have been 116, 17. 497 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,440 Well, you know what? 498 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,200 It's probably better that he didn't live to today. 499 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,400 He would be very upset about being accused of being a racist. 500 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,400 It's ridiculous. 501 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400 I know it. 502 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400 Ridiculous. 503 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400 All right. 504 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Anyway, hold on. 505 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,080 Speaking of blood pressure, I had mine taken... 506 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080 Was that yesterday? 507 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,800 I had a physical yesterday. 508 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,360 And it was 106 over 80. 509 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,560 That's good. 510 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,000 What was it after you had the test? 511 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000 The prostate jangles. 512 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 The prostate... 513 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 What'd you say? 514 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Jink? 515 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 The prostate was pulled. 516 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Yeah. 517 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 What was it after that? 518 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 It was 200 over 150. 519 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 I don't know. 520 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Just one of those things. 521 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:04,440 I was just talking with the nurse, and she's checking the lungs and the hearts and the 522 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,840 ears and all that stuff. 523 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:11,440 And then, you know, talk in, and she goes, all right, time for the prostate exam. 524 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,440 You knew it was coming. 525 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,440 Well, I do, because... 526 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,760 And you chose her because she's got tiny little hands. 527 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,760 She does. 528 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:22,400 She just...the nurse puts a blob of jelly waiting for her over there. 529 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,520 And you know, it's coming. 530 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:28,000 I'm surprised that blood pressure was not higher than that. 531 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Whatever. 532 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 It is. 533 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:35,680 I think it's so funny that you pick a female doctor to go to. 534 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,680 We had this discussion. 535 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,680 I was like... 536 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,680 I know. 537 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,680 I can't get over that. 538 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,680 Yeah. 539 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,680 That's so funny. 540 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,040 If I were a doctor, I would have so much fun. 541 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,040 I would have like... 542 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,040 Well, you have to know your patient. 543 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,040 You have to know your audience. 544 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,040 Yeah. 545 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,040 You would have... 546 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,040 Catch up to everyone. 547 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,320 You would have a lot of patients that never come back. 548 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,040 Maybe, maybe not. 549 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,040 But I'll tell you what. 550 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,480 How would you feel if the...come in there and all of a sudden, when you're assuming 551 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,400 the position, the lights kind of get dim and you hear a little... 552 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400 A little Barry White. 553 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,400 Barry White in the background. 554 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400 Go wow wow. 555 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,400 I'm gonna look at a little kid. 556 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,560 No, you really have to know because you'd be reported to the board. 557 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,880 That would actually be really funny. 558 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,960 The lights dim and the music comes on, and you're like, hey, I'm just kidding, man. 559 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,560 Or am I? 560 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:22,860 Yeah, that was not good. 561 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,160 That wouldn't go over well. 562 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,000 Yeah, so that happened and... 563 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 That's a good blood pressure though. 564 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 That's a healthy blood pressure. 565 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 I like that. 566 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,600 Usually when I go in, it's a little bit higher because I'm just tense, just knowing what's 567 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,600 coming. 568 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,960 But yesterday, I guess, I don't know how many times I've had to have that inspected. 569 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,960 But I also got my first... 570 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,840 Get the colonoscopy. 571 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,400 You have to do that, you mean? 572 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,400 Yes. 573 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,600 Yeah, I have to too. 574 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,200 My benefits suck and it's gonna cost me over a grand. 575 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,000 Well, mine's gonna be free because I got my freaking surgery next week. 576 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,080 I want to meet my deductible, so... 577 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,080 Oh, I got you. 578 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:06,160 I'm gonna get 10 colonoscopies and all kinds of tests done. 579 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,360 Are you allowed to pay? 580 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,160 So I want to buy the booklet and... 581 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,160 Coupons? 582 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,160 I want to buy the booklet. 583 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160 I want them all. 584 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,200 And spend like 15 grand. 585 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:21,480 So, all right, I've got my next 15 prostates taken care of. 586 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,680 So you would get more than one colonoscopy simply because it's free? 587 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680 No. 588 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:31,360 You're gonna cram them all in six months though. 589 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,360 One every other week. 590 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,880 So I heard that experience is not all that much fun, but I think they put you under. 591 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:36,880 They put you to sleep. 592 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,880 Oh, that's right. 593 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,880 I say, and... 594 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,880 Oh, for the colonoscopy. 595 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:45,000 The folks that I've had that say, what's wrong is they kind of, at least they used to, you 596 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 blow up with air. 597 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,160 They put some kind of air or gas in you. 598 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160 And that goes up... 599 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,160 What kind of air that is? 600 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,360 If it's like room air or if it's... 601 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,080 They capture your fart and send it up to... 602 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,080 I don't know. 603 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,760 I don't know if it's like nitrogen or just air. 604 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,760 I have no idea. 605 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,160 They whip out a CO2 tank and... 606 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,160 Just like carbonation? 607 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,840 No, they just bring a little, you know, not a generator. 608 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,840 What do you call those? 609 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,600 Things that make it really loud. 610 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,600 You pump up basketballs. 611 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600 Like a fire extinguisher? 612 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600 Like a bike pump? 613 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,600 No, no. 614 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,600 An air compressor. 615 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,600 They bring an air compressor into the room and... 616 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,320 No, it's one of those power pumps where they have to... 617 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,600 They shove a tube up your ass... 618 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,000 And get you all bloated, man. 619 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,080 I tell you, that really grinds my gears is the... 620 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,080 Grinder. 621 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:37,160 The fricking volume, the decibel levels on those compressors. 622 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,160 Why do they gotta be so loud? 623 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,560 Can't they make a compressor? 624 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,880 I mean, come on. 625 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880 I know. 626 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880 My son uses it too. 627 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,880 Outrageous. 628 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,880 My son uses it too. 629 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,520 He's a scooter kid, right? 630 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,760 And so to get the grips on and off of his handlebars, or... 631 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,680 It's not called handlebars, but he would kill me if I called it handlebars. 632 00:20:55,680 --> 00:21:00,320 Anyway, but yeah, so he jacks up the air compressor in the garage. 633 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,560 So it's echoing... 634 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,560 So it's like 300 decibels. 635 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,560 Oh my God. 636 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,560 Oh my God. 637 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,560 And we're like trying to watch TV and it's like... 638 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,560 And you're on a Zoom call. 639 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,560 Yeah, that's always good. 640 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,560 Yeah, it's crazy. 641 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,240 I don't know why they're so loud. 642 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,240 It's gotta be, you know... 643 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,920 They can't put any kind of muffler or anything on that thing? 644 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,920 I don't know. 645 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,760 I think we should invent the quiet compressor. 646 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:27,760 I think they're trying to capitalize on getting a small little machine to make it small. 647 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,560 I mean, remember how loud those little model airplanes were? 648 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,880 Those little gas powered little... 649 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,920 Those God-bustin' things were loud as hell. 650 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,200 So hold on, are big air compressors, like the gigantic ones, are they quieter? 651 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,200 I have no idea. 652 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,280 They're not louder. 653 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,480 Some are, but hold on. 654 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,800 So it seems like the bigger they get... 655 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,800 It's like a semi-blah blah blah. 656 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,800 It's like... 657 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:50,800 The walls are falling down in your house. 658 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,040 The more stuff they build around it. 659 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,040 I don't know. 660 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,000 I mean, I've had some that are louder than others, but for me, it seems like the smaller 661 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 they are, the louder. 662 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Yeah, mine's loud as hell. 663 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 This is kind of silly. 664 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,680 Anyway, oh, but we didn't... 665 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,880 Okay, so they pump air into you. 666 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,200 With a compressor that's loud as hell. 667 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,200 With a really loud air compressor. 668 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,040 That's the part I'm kind of worrying because, I mean, they stick something up your butt 669 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,320 and they start blowing air in there. 670 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:21,240 Can you imagine the catastrophe if that regulator kind of lost control and then all of a sudden 671 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:26,600 it just went haywire and filled you up with 110 pounds of pressure and blew your own ring 672 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600 into oblivion? 673 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,520 So you turn into like just a balloon. 674 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 Don't that thing... 675 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,520 Like the blueberry from Ruelewanka. 676 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,160 Yeah, it's like Ruelewanka. 677 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160 The girl? 678 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,160 Isn't it the girl? 679 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160 Yeah, it's the girl. 680 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,320 Eats the blueberry candy and turns into a blueberry. 681 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,320 And they roll her away. 682 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,320 You know what? 683 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,040 That really affected me when I was a kid. 684 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,040 I watched that. 685 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,040 I thought it was a creepy ass movie. 686 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,040 I didn't like it. 687 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,040 I didn't like the movie personally. 688 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,040 Yeah, it was really disturbing. 689 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,040 I think the new one's even worse. 690 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,040 I didn't watch it. 691 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,040 It's terrible. 692 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,840 I hated the first one, why would I traumatize myself again? 693 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,120 But you know, it was one of those movies that we watched every year because it was on a 694 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,440 certain time every year. 695 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,920 They have some good songs. 696 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:10,240 The humor was a little weird, I agree, but the songs and the story, the fact that they 697 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,440 all shared the same bed was odd. 698 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:20,240 You know, you have both sets of grandparents in there and the grandson and the mom and 699 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,240 we're all sleeping in the same sleeping bag. 700 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,280 And they just wear like a night shirt with nothing on it. 701 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,160 So you know, like that and they bed is bed down there. 702 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,320 It's like they're in bed forever. 703 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,680 They only get out of bed. 704 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,200 I don't know for church and the rest of the time since they're old, they stay in bed the 705 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,400 whole time. 706 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,280 You guys have seen this a number of times. 707 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,920 I don't remember any of that. 708 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,000 I've seen it many times. 709 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,800 I always liked the belching scene. 710 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:45,160 Oh yeah, they're trying to try to lower themselves before they get chopped up by the fan. 711 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,360 It's amazing. 712 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,840 Maybe I need to watch it again now that you know, I'm I can handle it. 713 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,920 Hold on, did he didn't he fart once and let him down? 714 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,800 No, he belched or burping. 715 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,480 But he is kind of like an evil man. 716 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,720 Well, he like he he like he was enjoying I would just say dark. 717 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,720 He was evil. 718 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:09,000 Well, he was enjoying the kids like not like bad things happening to them. 719 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Right? 720 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 He was strange. 721 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 He's also weird. 722 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 We're doing life lessons. 723 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 And what's it? 724 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 What was his name? 725 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 He was actually I like him. 726 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I'm Jean Wilder. 727 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Jean Wilder. 728 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Yeah, it was good. 729 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Stir crazy. 730 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,280 Oh, you can't talk about that. 731 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,280 That's racist. 732 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,280 It is. 733 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280 He's dead. 734 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,280 Yeah. 735 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280 I did. 736 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280 But did we finish the colonoscopy topic? 737 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280 I'm just coming back to that. 738 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280 I wasn't sure. 739 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,280 I've never had one. 740 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,320 So well, I'm just kind of cute. 741 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,320 That's why I was. 742 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,320 That's one of my biggest fear. 743 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,840 And I'm sorry, because I know you're about to have one. 744 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,160 I mean, too, I got to get a sketch when they should have one, too. 745 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,640 You're as old as we are. 746 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640 I'll tell you why. 747 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,200 Why don't we go get a threesome and we'll see if we can't get a couple's massage. 748 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,200 It's like a couple's colonoscopy. 749 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,600 This is going to be paid for. 750 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,000 So Paul, you and I go in week maybe you get a two for one deal. 751 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,560 Hey, no offense, guys, I'm out. 752 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,560 You could share. 753 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,560 You could share hoses. 754 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560 That's a hard. 755 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,560 That's a hard note for me. 756 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,560 Maybe they'll have a double nozzle hose. 757 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,960 That's a really hard note for me. 758 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960 They knock you out. 759 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,960 You're like facing each other. 760 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,960 So the last thing you see is each other. 761 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960 You've been bloated. 762 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960 You do too. 763 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960 You're holding hands. 764 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:12,360 Well, it's better than like facing butt to butt with a double dog bone. 765 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,360 Oh, God. 766 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,000 Yes, it went there. 767 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:22,760 I always have to go right over the line like, yes, harsh double dildo colonoscopy. 768 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,760 Two for one. 769 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,680 You know, they've got to get that air in there somehow. 770 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,680 It's terrible. 771 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,680 Terrible. 772 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,680 They do. 773 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,680 It's fascinating. 774 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,320 I was going to ask you, Jeff, what happened on this day in history? 775 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,320 Actually quite a few. 776 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,320 Really? 777 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,320 Yeah. 778 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,320 So what happened? 779 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:43,280 So this day just so happens because I looked at the who died in the last lots of folks 780 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:48,040 died, but as far as who we may be familiar with, I did not recognize anyone. 781 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,360 So I'm not going to call anyone out. 782 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,960 So we already talked about the Dr. Seuss. 783 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:59,320 So also Florida becomes the 27th state on this date. 784 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,320 1845. 785 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,320 1845. 786 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:05,000 Now, that was a purchase, if I remember my history correctly. 787 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 A purchase from... 788 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Louisiana purchase? 789 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Spain? 790 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 I don't know. 791 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,960 See, this is why we need to do our preparation. 792 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,240 Then we would know the significance of the purchase of Florida. 793 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,240 Yeah. 794 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,400 So yeah, so the Florida and... 795 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,400 It is Spain. 796 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,400 Look at that. 797 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:30,080 Becoming a state, the United States took control of Florida from Spain as part of the Adams 798 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:36,200 Onus Treaty of 1819. 799 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,200 I did not know this and I don't know where it went. 800 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200 1857. 801 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,920 So, the United States and Britain declared war on China. 802 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,280 Oh, that's new to me. 803 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,640 I'm not familiar with this one. 804 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,640 I was curious to see if you... 805 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,640 1924? 806 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,640 What? 807 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,640 No, no, no. 808 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,640 Close. 809 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,640 1857. 810 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,640 I was going to say... 811 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,640 Well, it's not close. 812 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640 We should know that war if it's 1927. 813 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,640 I was like, when the hell did that happen? 814 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,640 Yeah, 1857. 815 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,640 Again, I didn't know... 816 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,280 I saw that and I was not aware of it. 817 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,280 I didn't know if you guys knew. 818 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280 I wonder how they resolved it. 819 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,640 Or did they? 820 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,640 It's still ongoing? 821 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,640 Interesting. 822 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,640 I don't know. 823 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,360 I don't know if it turned into anything or just kind of petered out. 824 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,360 Yeah, I don't know. 825 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:23,720 Well, they had a treaty, apparently, based on what Mr. Producer has on the board here. 826 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,720 The Second Opium War. 827 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720 Okay. 828 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,720 Wow. 829 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,720 Interesting. 830 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:34,120 The Anglo-French expedition to China was a war pitting the British Empire and the French 831 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,120 Empire against the... 832 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,120 You say that? 833 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,120 King? 834 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,120 Q-U-I-N-G? 835 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,120 Queen? 836 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,120 Queen? 837 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,120 That's King. 838 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,600 The dynasty of China lasted for four years. 839 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,600 Four years. 840 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:46,600 All right. 841 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,080 These are the Opium Wars, the second major war in the Opium Wars. 842 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,080 Interesting. 843 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,080 Interesting. 844 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,080 So anyway, there you go, drug wars. 845 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,080 They were happening way back then even. 846 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,280 Yeah, exactly. 847 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,800 Another interesting one, 1863. 848 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800 Okay. 849 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:05,240 Abraham Lincoln passed the Conscription Act. 850 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,240 Conscription? 851 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,240 Conscription, which is... 852 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,240 I have no idea. 853 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240 The draft. 854 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,240 Oh, okay. 855 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:18,160 So that's for... you needed to sign up to join the Union Army for the Civil War. 856 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,160 There you go. 857 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,920 Or pay $300, which back then was probably like a hundred grand, but... 858 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920 Yeah, I don't know. 859 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,920 What was $300 in 1863? 860 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,920 Interesting. 861 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,920 Yeah. 862 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,840 And so is that like the modern day draft? 863 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,960 Yeah, the conscription... 864 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,520 It has its roots back to that? 865 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,520 Yeah, the Conscription Act. 866 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,520 Interesting. 867 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,520 1863. 868 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,760 And then I'm sure the Confederacy did something similar, right? 869 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,760 To prepare for the Civil War. 870 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760 I'm sure they did, yeah. 871 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,760 Yeah, of course. 872 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760 I'm sure they did. 873 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,760 All right. 874 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,840 One that I think is relevant to what we just kind of went through, in 1877, Rutherford 875 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,000 B. Hayes was elected president. 876 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:06,160 Think of the timing, because it was a disputed presidency from an election in November. 877 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:13,920 I think some of our listeners shot their head off in the last five minutes. 878 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,920 So they don't like history? 879 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,920 Could be. 880 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,560 They don't like history? 881 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,200 I have never heard any of these guys. 882 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,480 Rutherford B. Hayes, president of the United States? 883 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,400 Well, I guess I heard of him. 884 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,400 Abraham Lincoln? 885 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,560 Actually, of course I've heard of him, but... 886 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,560 Abe who? 887 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,400 I haven't heard of anything about him. 888 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,680 What makes him so special? 889 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,680 Rutherford B. Hayes? 890 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,840 It was the most contentious presidential election in American history. 891 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,840 Not anymore. 892 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,840 Yeah. 893 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,320 Yeah, so it was going on back then. 894 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,840 I mean, it was... 895 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,400 Shit, it took longer than what we just went through. 896 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,400 Right? 897 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,400 Didn't really. 898 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,080 Well, it was today that he was declared president. 899 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,720 Biden was declared president on the... 900 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,080 Was it the 6th? 901 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,160 Yeah, but back then everything took longer, right? 902 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,160 It was by horse? 903 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,160 It was... 904 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,160 Yes. 905 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,160 Everybody voted by horse. 906 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,160 They voted by mail? 907 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,160 Yeah. 908 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,120 I'll do one more. 909 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,840 Actually, there's two more that are... 910 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,840 That's interesting. 911 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:20,080 In 1931, President Hoover made the Star-Spangled Banner our national anthem on this date. 912 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,880 And then, like, very soon it's going to be revoked. 913 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,640 Less than 100 years later, people are vomiting on it. 914 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,640 Yeah, apparently. 915 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,640 Not more. 916 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:34,080 And this one, which I find interesting, which is, again, kind of relevant to today. 917 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:41,920 In 1952, the Supreme Court rules on the New York Feinberg Law, rules that no communist 918 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,440 teachers can teach in the US. 919 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,920 They need to go back to that then. 920 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:52,480 So, there's a law out there that prohibits communists from teaching. 921 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,040 Is that a federal law? 922 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,040 Yeah. 923 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,600 The Supreme Court passed it back in, what did I say? 924 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,600 1952. 925 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,680 So, they should extend that to socialist. 926 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,440 Well, they just won't declare to be communist. 927 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440 They'll stay hidden. 928 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,440 Right. 929 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,440 That's what they do. 930 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440 Anyway. 931 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440 Interesting. 932 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440 Some fun facts. 933 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,440 I wonder why. 934 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,440 I wonder why what. 935 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,440 Why they made that law? 936 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:19,440 Well, during the whole fear of communists infiltrating our government. 937 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,440 Is that McCarthyism back then? 938 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,440 Yeah. 939 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,880 Infiltrating our Congress, infiltrating the judges, the teachers. 940 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:32,440 It's amazing when you think about how far along that we've come and how far along we 941 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,640 really have not. 942 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,640 We have not. 943 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,160 You know, it's just. 944 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,920 Human nature is cyclical, guys. 945 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,600 History is cyclical. 946 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,600 It's amazing. 947 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:46,480 You know, I mean, just think, just, I mean, we were talking about the Bosnia-Serbian thing. 948 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,320 I mean, that was a full on genocide. 949 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,560 And that was what, in the early 90s? 950 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,080 Early 90s. 951 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,080 And I was watching the Netflix show, was it World War II and HD? 952 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,080 I was telling you about it. 953 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,480 Yeah, I want to watch that. 954 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:04,040 And Hitler was killing the Serbs and went into Yugoslavia and was killing the Serbs. 955 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,320 Yeah, because they were they're Muslim. 956 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,320 Yeah. 957 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,360 So that's been going on for a long time. 958 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,520 So yeah, it is very cyclical. 959 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,640 You know, I was disappointing. 960 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:19,080 We were down at College Station and I saw a lot of a lot of the girls wearing clothing 961 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:24,400 look like straight out of the 60s, the bell bottoms and the flowy tops and stuff like 962 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400 that. 963 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,200 Fashion has always been hugely cyclical. 964 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,200 Yeah. 965 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,240 I mean, like the big flurry bell bottoms. 966 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,240 Yeah. 967 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,760 Hey, Austin, can you grab me a bottle of water and throw it over here? 968 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,760 Uh oh. 969 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,760 Uh oh. 970 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,760 There's bottles. 971 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,480 Oh, God, you just broke the wall. 972 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,800 That hit you right in the hands. 973 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,520 It jammed my finger. 974 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,800 I have a hang now now. 975 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:53,120 Speaking of, isn't it amazing how painful hangnails are? 976 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,560 I think that may have been one of my topics. 977 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:00,160 Well, the worst injury I've ever had is ripping off my toenail, my big toenail. 978 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,160 Wow. 979 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,320 It wouldn't be your bicep in your vagina. 980 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,320 No. 981 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,400 Why would you do that? 982 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,800 I didn't mean to do it. 983 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,400 I was running up some cement stairs. 984 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,400 I don't hear that. 985 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,920 And my big toe caught and half of it tore out of my heart. 986 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,920 It was excruciating. 987 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,920 I'm serious. 988 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,440 It was the single most painful. 989 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,120 I mean, there's a reason why people torture. 990 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,160 They rip out fingernails. 991 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,280 It was, I mean, I had to go to the hospital and they had to remove the rest of the nail 992 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,080 because it was hanging out. 993 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,360 I mean, it was ripped out from the side. 994 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,360 All right, stop. 995 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360 Yeah, no. 996 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,360 I have pictures. 997 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,360 Let's see. 998 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,720 This reminds me of the family guy, you know, when Peter Griff is running and he trips and 999 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,960 fall and bangs his knee and he sits on the ground for a while. 1000 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,960 That's almost exactly what happened. 1001 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,960 My boys can remember it. 1002 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960 They remember it was Wednesday. 1003 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,960 Was it bleeding everywhere? 1004 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:53,280 Because I was bounding into the, oh, you want to know why I was bounding in? 1005 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,600 Such a pansy. 1006 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,200 I was escaping a bee. 1007 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,960 Yeah, I hate wasps. 1008 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,000 So instead of a bee sting, you ripped your toe off. 1009 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Exactly right. 1010 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000 I hate bees. 1011 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I hate wasps. 1012 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 I just do. 1013 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000 Anyway, so I was bounding away from it. 1014 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I like them. 1015 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 You don't hate them. 1016 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 You're just afraid of them. 1017 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 They're like, you know, cute. 1018 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000 You guys bond. 1019 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 We snuggle. 1020 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yeah, wow. 1021 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,880 I was running in and I did the whole, oh, oh, oh, hop through the house and then I went 1022 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,080 into this like, I went into a fetal. 1023 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,080 How old were you? 1024 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,560 Oh, I was a grown man. 1025 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,560 This was last week. 1026 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,360 I mean, this is like, I don't know, less than five years ago. 1027 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,360 Oh, yeah. 1028 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,360 It was up in Wisconsin. 1029 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,360 We were vacationing. 1030 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,360 The worst. 1031 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,360 Yeah. 1032 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,360 On vacation. 1033 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,360 On vacation. 1034 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,360 You got to like deal with it. 1035 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,360 It's now. 1036 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,360 No, no, no, no. 1037 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,800 I'll show you the pictures and you tell me that you would have dealt with it. 1038 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,200 Well, I just met now. 1039 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,960 Now it's it's a handicap for the rest of your vacation for the next maybe for the next 1040 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,960 three weeks, four weeks. 1041 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,160 So now you got to sit there. 1042 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:58,000 And what are the worst things like that and have to take a shower every day, have to put 1043 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,200 medication on it, bandage it, walk around with it, put a shoe on it. 1044 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,200 Was it wintertime? 1045 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,200 No, it's summer. 1046 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,000 At least you can wear a flip flop with that big old nasty sauce. 1047 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,720 That's probably what you're wearing with flip flop or barefooters. 1048 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,720 I think I was barefoot. 1049 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,320 It was excruciating. 1050 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,840 I'm telling you, there's nothing in my life that has been more painful. 1051 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:22,040 Was there kind of like meat dangling and I mean, yeah, I mean, it ripped the nail out 1052 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,400 from the side. 1053 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400 That sounds just horrible. 1054 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,400 Yeah. 1055 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,400 I mean, yeah, I'll show you. 1056 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,240 Why don't you just like clip the rest of it off? 1057 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,120 I mean, because it was the entire big nail. 1058 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,120 That's what I mean. 1059 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,120 If it was almost off, just finish it. 1060 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,120 No, no, no. 1061 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:38,000 Like, no, you it needed to be surgically removed by a doctor. 1062 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,800 And then he had to freaking stick the needle into the soft part, like the top of your knee 1063 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,160 into the flesh in the top of the nail that was underneath. 1064 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,600 I mean, the top of the toe. 1065 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,920 Why are we talking about this? 1066 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,040 Because we're talking about because you asked our most excruciating moments. 1067 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,280 It's just I'm I can't handle that kind of stuff. 1068 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,280 I'm weak. 1069 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,680 What the hell? 1070 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,080 Make fun of me running from a bee and you're like, I can handle that. 1071 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,240 I mean, the bee were to sting me. 1072 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,240 There'd be a different story. 1073 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,240 I'd be crying. 1074 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:12,840 Yeah, that was Sean gets like leg gonorrhea. 1075 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,120 Yeah, you know, well, like, you know what? 1076 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,240 I tell you what? 1077 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,080 My leg gonorrhea. 1078 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:24,800 I remember before my kids were born and I met my wife and I was married and all that. 1079 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:30,480 I got an opportunity to go to South Padre with a friend of mine, two friends of mine. 1080 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:34,240 And we got on the plane, flew down here. 1081 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:39,920 The first thing I got to do I wanted to do is this is back when rollerblading was on 1082 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,240 the cusp of still being cool. 1083 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,240 Not really. 1084 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,240 So keep going. 1085 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,240 It was cool. 1086 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:51,480 I read on the very, you know, the very like ninety five ish kind of cool. 1087 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:56,360 And so we get off the plane, get on the the the taxi. 1088 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,000 They take us down to Padre Island. 1089 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,480 And one of the guys that I was going with, his name is Marcelo for I won't say his last 1090 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,480 name, last name. 1091 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:09,440 And he he his family had a condo down there and it was really nice one. 1092 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,600 So we got in there and and we had been partying all night drinking and just being twenty five 1093 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,880 years old, however old we were. 1094 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,040 And so they went to sleep. 1095 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,040 I didn't. 1096 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,400 I was like, I'm going to go have fun. 1097 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,440 I slapped on my roller blades, went down the street. 1098 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,880 I got all the way down there. 1099 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:30,600 I mean, because back then, you know, we have more tenacity, we have more energy. 1100 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,840 We just kept going and going and going and going. 1101 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,840 Don't you mean stupidity? 1102 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,280 Yeah, stupidity is well also known as stupidity. 1103 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,560 Not at this point, not at this point. 1104 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:43,040 But I sat I I crashed. 1105 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,840 I was coming to this intersection. 1106 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,840 You're shit faced, right? 1107 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:46,840 I said, no, not really. 1108 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,960 I mean, that really. 1109 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,480 So I was coming up to this intersection. 1110 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,720 Did you just say he was drinking all day? 1111 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,440 I was going to say you either are or you aren't. 1112 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,880 It was all night because back then I was working as a disc jockey and I'd get off at two and 1113 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,200 we were up all night long. 1114 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,800 The airplane left at like seven a.m. and I didn't care. 1115 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,800 Right. 1116 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,800 I didn't care. 1117 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,800 I was wide awake. 1118 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,880 And because back then I usually went to bed about seven or eight in the morning. 1119 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,640 You know, it was just the lifestyle. 1120 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,600 You know, go to school and you know, about three o'clock in the afternoon, four o'clock 1121 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,040 go to go back to work at nine o'clock at night. 1122 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,240 So it was just this stuff. 1123 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,880 So we get out there. 1124 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,520 I hit this intersection. 1125 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,520 There's a bunch of gravel. 1126 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,080 I slide sideways and I freaking grind my leg. 1127 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,560 So you had a bunch of road rash. 1128 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,160 Oh, it was huge road rash. 1129 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,000 And I'm telling you what, it's like you're damn you're you're you're big, big toe being 1130 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,640 all swatted up like that. 1131 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,080 My road rash on the side. 1132 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,560 I was picking freaking pebbles out of it. 1133 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:45,280 And it was like, ah, you know, but the whole thing is that there was all kinds of hot chicks 1134 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,280 around. 1135 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,440 I mean, it was just the place is packed. 1136 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,440 And that's what you want. 1137 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,000 You want to face plant right in front of the hot. 1138 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,200 Yeah, well, I didn't face plant. 1139 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,920 I just kind of slid because I had to stop. 1140 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,800 And so I did a power slide and the power slide was very cool. 1141 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,280 Right up until I hit the gravel. 1142 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,360 And then when I hit the gravel, it went from a power slide to a punk into a slide. 1143 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,680 And then so did you like play it off like, hey, what's up, ladies? 1144 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,680 Like what did you go? 1145 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,640 You just hop up and went like, yeah, I want to know. 1146 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,760 Everyone knew you start crying. 1147 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,760 I manned up. 1148 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:21,680 I got up and I looked at my leg and I before the blood started with cheese just permeating 1149 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:26,360 through, I was just kind of like smack in it, getting off, pulling all the the pebbles 1150 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,360 out of it. 1151 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,760 And I went back all the way back. 1152 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,680 And then so when it started to heal, when it started to heal, did it get all gelatinous 1153 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:40,640 and yellow and it was listening and it was moist. 1154 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,280 It was a very uncomfortable thing to manage, just like you tell you. 1155 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,920 It doesn't matter where a cut is on your body. 1156 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,760 Wherever you have a cut, it always seems to be the most inopportune place for it to be. 1157 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,320 It's kind of like it's on my pinky. 1158 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,320 Oh, great. 1159 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,320 I touch everything with my pinky. 1160 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,080 You know, it's like, fuck, I have one of those. 1161 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,080 I have one of those now. 1162 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:05,160 My finger is split and I didn't realize how often I use this little piece of my finger 1163 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,160 when I type. 1164 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,160 Yeah. 1165 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,160 It's like, shit. 1166 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,580 And then you're and then you're chopping lemons or chopping onions and all that shit seeps 1167 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:12,580 into the little cracks. 1168 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:13,880 You're just like, damn it. 1169 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,880 Yeah, it does. 1170 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,520 It's just like the perfect cut position. 1171 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,760 You don't realize it. 1172 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,560 I think the foot is bad. 1173 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,760 I think the leg is bad. 1174 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,160 I'm trying to figure out which one was worse. 1175 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,440 I imagine the foot would be worse because it's the lowest extremity. 1176 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,080 What about when you had your leg smeg? 1177 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,200 Oh, from the campfire? 1178 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,080 No, the poison oak. 1179 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,800 Oh, that was bad. 1180 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,280 But that was a different time. 1181 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,280 What the hell? 1182 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280 What's wrong with you? 1183 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,280 You just get into it. 1184 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280 I don't know. 1185 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,280 You're not taking care of yourself. 1186 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,280 Well, fuck, man. 1187 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,280 This was like a year ago. 1188 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,840 Well, you still have scars from that. 1189 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,840 Yeah, I have like permanent scars on my leg. 1190 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:48,840 Well, you know why? 1191 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,840 What were you doing? 1192 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,840 Because I'm five. 1193 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:51,840 I'm just like you. 1194 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,840 I'm five years old. 1195 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:57,080 And when your parents say, hey, look, stop scratching that. 1196 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,520 It's going to leave a mark. 1197 00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,520 Well, guess what? 1198 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,520 It does. 1199 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,520 It does. 1200 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,520 What were you doing? 1201 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,520 Where was poison oak? 1202 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,160 Man, my dad called me and he's got this new air conditioning system and it wasn't working. 1203 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,320 So I went over there to investigate. 1204 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,320 I don't know. 1205 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,840 We went over there for something else. 1206 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:23,040 And my dad was, you know, when your parents live close to you and they ask for help, you 1207 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,040 fucking do it. 1208 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,040 You have to. 1209 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:30,800 And there was evidently a small fucking piece of poison oak by the damn condenser unit 1210 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800 outside. 1211 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,080 And you rolled around in it? 1212 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,080 I mean, no. 1213 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,200 You got dude and it was like rolling in it. 1214 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,200 Hey, look, this. 1215 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,200 What are you doing, son? 1216 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,200 Leave me alone, dad. 1217 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,200 I want to be alone right now. 1218 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,200 Here's the thing. 1219 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,200 This thing. 1220 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,200 Wipe his ass. 1221 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:48,480 And then the poison oak incident, it happened very slowly. 1222 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,720 I mean, it was kind of like two dots, two little tiny fucking dots. 1223 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,760 And it looked like a goddamn snake bite. 1224 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,220 I was going to say it sounds like a cobra cobra attack. 1225 00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:58,220 That's all it was. 1226 00:41:58,220 --> 00:41:59,220 It was two. 1227 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,220 And then it just. 1228 00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:01,220 Bomba. 1229 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,220 There we go. 1230 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,820 I got to say it stayed that way for like two, three days. 1231 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:06,200 And I was kind of like, what the hell is this? 1232 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,280 And then all of a sudden it started itching. 1233 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:16,160 And then it got worse and worse and worse until it was on both my legs. 1234 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:21,120 And then I tell you what, I put everything on the God bless him planet on my legs to 1235 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,120 try to get that thing. 1236 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,120 I finally found something. 1237 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,120 Spooge. 1238 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,360 I don't remember what it was, but it had some sort of sand based. 1239 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:32,160 It had like really fine sand inside the cream. 1240 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:38,520 And when you would put that rub it on your agitated areas, that sand in there was like 1241 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520 sandpaper. 1242 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,760 So it's scratched and it felt so good and opened up the pores. 1243 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,760 And it says, hey, man, do this for like 30 seconds. 1244 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,400 And you do it for like an hour. 1245 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,280 I would take like a tube and I would just like just basking it, just rub the shit until 1246 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,800 my fucking legs would fall off. 1247 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,520 But that was the reason why I've got the scars because I'm an asshole. 1248 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,320 I don't I don't follow the directions. 1249 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,960 There you have it. 1250 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,680 I'm sure they didn't have anything like that with your foot, though. 1251 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,680 Sandpaper cream. 1252 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:07,680 Yeah. 1253 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,680 And I just like to rub on your. 1254 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,120 No, I just wrap the thing in gauze and let it ooze and ooze and ooze until eventually 1255 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,480 a nail grew back. 1256 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,480 Yeah they do. 1257 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,480 Sometimes they grow back kind of funky. 1258 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,480 Oh, it is all. 1259 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,480 It's all worked to me. 1260 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,480 I've got a wavy. 1261 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:29,120 It is a memory kind of jarring its way through from you lifting a fusion or a jet fuel infused 1262 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:34,140 Christmas tree and loading it onto a bonfire and then pulling it off about 20 minutes later 1263 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:36,600 and getting like second degree burns all over your hands. 1264 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,880 I did get some burns. 1265 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,120 Yeah, because it was sticking outside the fire. 1266 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,160 You know how you want to always like move the stuff to the middle. 1267 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,160 Right. 1268 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,720 Well, it was somebody had pushed it through the fire sticking out on the other side. 1269 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,760 And so I don't touch that. 1270 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,760 I did not. 1271 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,760 What did not hear? 1272 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,600 Are you going to touch this? 1273 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,040 We just moved that out of the way so we could burn. 1274 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,320 No, you did not. 1275 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,320 That's a lie. 1276 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,320 That's all lies. 1277 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,320 He doesn't remember. 1278 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,320 If you did say it, I didn't hear any of it. 1279 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,920 I believe that I was like, what? 1280 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920 What? 1281 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,920 Don't tell him. 1282 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,920 I'm going to tell him. 1283 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,920 Yeah, make fun of me. 1284 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920 I'm deaf. 1285 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,920 Yeah. 1286 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:10,920 And then you let me grab it. 1287 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,920 And I got fourth degree burns. 1288 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,920 I lost three fingers that night. 1289 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,800 He just bone spontaneously combusted. 1290 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,560 He had bleached bones. 1291 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:20,560 Wow. 1292 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,560 I look pretty nasty. 1293 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,560 I hurt like hell. 1294 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,160 I'll tell you what, you get these little burns or something like that, some insignificant 1295 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,840 little burn or cut like that. 1296 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,840 And I don't remember how you mean. 1297 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:30,840 I think you had several, right? 1298 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,840 I don't know. 1299 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,800 I mean, you know, I grabbed it very briefly and then I had the healthy burn on your leg. 1300 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,440 Yeah, same night. 1301 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,440 Which one? 1302 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,440 The same night? 1303 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,440 Oh, got that one? 1304 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,440 Yeah, some idiot put... 1305 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,200 Yeah, we had a big bonfire going because what we would go, we would go, this was a tradition 1306 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,200 that we did. 1307 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,120 Well, I call it a tradition where we did it like maybe three, four, five times. 1308 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,960 We went out to a buddy's house in Pottsboro and we would go paintball shooting. 1309 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,160 It was so much fun. 1310 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,160 It was a blast. 1311 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,000 And we got, it was like, I don't remember how it was like five on five, six on six. 1312 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,720 And he had about an acre, if not a little bit more in the back of his house. 1313 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,720 Yeah, we set up. 1314 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:06,720 It was... 1315 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,720 Cardboard. 1316 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,000 It was densely wooded. 1317 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:14,200 It was about a tree every 10 foot ish, you know, ish, maybe a little bit more, less I 1318 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,200 meant. 1319 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:20,080 So we had like 30 wardrobe boxes peppered through the backyard. 1320 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,760 That would be the, one of the annual things that we do, we'd go out there and play paintball 1321 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,440 and we'd load up the guns and there'd be six on six. 1322 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,560 And the barbecue next door. 1323 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,560 There was a barbecue place... 1324 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,560 There's a little tiny barbecue shack. 1325 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,560 ...called Rocky's. 1326 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,560 Damn, it was good barbecue. 1327 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,560 Is it still there? 1328 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,560 No. 1329 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,560 Probably not. 1330 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,760 It was, it was so many different things. 1331 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,000 But when we were there, it was the coolest because they would have... 1332 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Was it strip joint? 1333 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,680 They would have, they'd have black performers. 1334 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:49,400 And I'll never forget the guy that he had this like Neil Sean keyboard guitar. 1335 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,080 Do you remember that? 1336 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,080 A keytar? 1337 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,440 I remember a bunch of old geezers in a band. 1338 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,440 That's what I'm talking about. 1339 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,440 Oh, okay. 1340 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,600 There's a bunch of old geezers in a band, but one of them was playing the... 1341 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,600 Singin' Journey? 1342 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,680 They dressed like it? 1343 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,920 They had the Steve Perry Leopard print shirt on? 1344 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,400 No, these guys were old. 1345 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,400 Well, hold on. 1346 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,400 There were multiple nights. 1347 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,040 They were probably our age then. 1348 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:16,600 There were multiple nights there and there are some crazy characters out there because 1349 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,400 you gotta imagine where Pottsboro is at. 1350 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,400 Lake people. 1351 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,920 Yeah, it's like backwoods, backwoods kind of environment. 1352 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:22,920 Lake people are different. 1353 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:23,920 Yeah, they are. 1354 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:24,920 Yeah, they really are. 1355 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,920 They don't give a fuck. 1356 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:26,920 They're kind of... 1357 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,920 I mean, they're adult. 1358 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,920 They live as free as they want. 1359 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:29,920 They do. 1360 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,920 Yeah. 1361 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,920 It's just like, I don't give a shit. 1362 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,880 They do what they want, they wear what they want, they drink what they want. 1363 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,360 I mean, there's no rules. 1364 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,360 Yeah. 1365 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,360 Yeah, there's no rules out there. 1366 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,360 But it was fun. 1367 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,760 We'd play paintball all day. 1368 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,280 We would drink, we would do bonfires at night. 1369 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,240 I mean, it was a lot of fun, man. 1370 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,240 And the bonfires were cool. 1371 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,240 And then he sold the place. 1372 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,800 Yeah, well, the bonfires was the thing that we were kind of driving towards. 1373 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,960 The bonfires at night was we would go eat and then we'd come back and we'd kind of get 1374 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:03,200 cleaned up and we would start the bonfire first thing in the morning. 1375 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,160 And we'd get it going and going and going and going. 1376 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,760 And throughout the day, the bonfire would get bigger and bigger and bigger because at 1377 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:14,200 the same time, we're kind of clearing the land of the fallen branches and everything. 1378 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,600 And that was part of the whole goal too, was to try to kind of clean and purge the property 1379 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,600 back there. 1380 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,680 And we'd burn all that stuff. 1381 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,000 So the bonfire got huge. 1382 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:31,480 And then one year, we decided to bring some glow sticks because we wanted to play some 1383 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,480 night paintball. 1384 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,480 Oh, that's right. 1385 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,480 Night paintball. 1386 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,360 And that was the most retarded thing ever. 1387 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,360 It totally was. 1388 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,800 I mean, because we were all, oh, you're supposed to wear your glow sticks. 1389 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,480 Well, fuck, man, if you don't want to be seen, you just put your glow stick away, you know? 1390 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,480 Yes. 1391 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,480 So everybody did that. 1392 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,840 You're like, I can't see anyone. 1393 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,920 It didn't last very long. 1394 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,120 We all kind of just wandered back to the bonfire because it didn't work. 1395 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,640 No, it didn't work at all. 1396 00:47:54,640 --> 00:48:00,600 But the thing is that we threw the glow sticks in the fire. 1397 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:08,760 But the thing is that you can throw an unbroken, because inside of a glow stick, it's a little 1398 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,520 tiny glass vessel in there and it's filled with something else. 1399 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,360 It's very light and you can crack it when you bend it. 1400 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:20,280 But when it's sealed, I mean, you've got M80 in there. 1401 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,280 Yeah. 1402 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,280 Which you don't know. 1403 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,280 And you don't realize that. 1404 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,280 It boils and expands. 1405 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,440 When you put that thing into, and they make different size ones. 1406 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,360 Mind you, I had like the little mini ones for some reason. 1407 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,840 They had like a 50 pack, so I bought a bunch and I started throwing them in the fire and 1408 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,400 I was like, oh, man, those are kind of cool. 1409 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,640 Those will make like a little black cat sound. 1410 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,640 Bam, boom, pop. 1411 00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,640 Oh, that's so cute. 1412 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:48,240 If you put a regular glow stick in there, that you'd buy at the camping store. 1413 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,240 Like a stick of dynamite. 1414 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:52,080 And it was put in the fire and you didn't know it. 1415 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,080 Yeah. 1416 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,400 So we got done with the day. 1417 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:59,240 I sit down and I went and bought a bunch of a variety of beers. 1418 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:02,040 That was back when I was drinking the heavy IPAs. 1419 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,320 I had a large quart of Eric and Bastard from Stone. 1420 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,560 So I sat down, I took a long shower, put on some sweatpants. 1421 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:14,120 They have these little nylon wind pants. 1422 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,680 And I had my Eric and Bastard. 1423 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,160 They were parachute pants basically. 1424 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,160 Yeah. 1425 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,640 Bunch of zippers all over. 1426 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,680 I never really did understand why he was wearing those that night. 1427 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,680 Made out of acetate. 1428 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,680 But it's a part of the story. 1429 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,760 There's a Michael Jackson leather jacket too. 1430 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,760 I don't know about the jacket. 1431 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,760 Wearing gloves. 1432 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:35,120 One of the guys at the bonfire, he goes out to the car and he throws a regular camping 1433 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,120 one on there. 1434 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,380 And I'm sure it's got, he was just innocent. 1435 00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:39,920 He probably knew. 1436 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,480 No no, I distinctly remember. 1437 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,920 They made a point to drop it near you and not tell you so that you would be surprised 1438 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,920 when it went off. 1439 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:54,200 Well I was surprised because there was a thick robust solid piece of wood in there. 1440 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:59,960 And when he dropped that glow stick in there and started to boil, it exploded the embers 1441 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,920 that had been burning for 10 hours. 1442 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,200 And shrapnel went everywhere. 1443 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,560 I thought it was the smoldering liquid that landed on your leg. 1444 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,080 You're saying it was just regular embers? 1445 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,200 I have no idea what it was. 1446 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,280 It exploded and the liquid landed on your leg. 1447 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,760 But it melted through your pants. 1448 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,760 Yes. 1449 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,840 It melted through my wind pants. 1450 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,400 And then my wife and everyone made fun of me because I wore wind pants. 1451 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,920 I'm like well you know, who would have known? 1452 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,320 You know, sitting by a bonfire, I'm sure lots of people would have worn wind pants. 1453 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,840 First off, it melted, not only did it melt through, it melted the pants to your skin. 1454 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,840 Yeah. 1455 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,840 And then I'm like, I didn't know what it was. 1456 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,000 I'm sitting there, I hear the boom and I'm like, haha, that's funny. 1457 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,520 And then I'm like, start smelling it. 1458 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,520 What the hell? 1459 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,600 And then I feel it for a split second. 1460 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,320 And then I know. 1461 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:54,000 And so I reached down to feel it and my hands are getting burned by touching my leg. 1462 00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:00,720 Because something has melted through my pant leg, my wind pant leg, and stuck to my shin. 1463 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,360 And it was not cool. 1464 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,200 I couldn't get it off. 1465 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,600 I wanted to rip it off. 1466 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,920 Like if I wore a regular pair of sweatpants, I think I could have ripped them off. 1467 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,160 But the wind pants are extremely resilient. 1468 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,520 He was jumping around like there was a beehive on his head. 1469 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,480 I lifted up my pant leg and then that didn't work. 1470 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,040 And then after, I was freaking out because now I'm in fight flight mode. 1471 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,000 I'm fucking flighting. 1472 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:29,040 And so I stand up and I have to get these pants off and I pull my pants down and my 1473 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,960 ding dong comes out. 1474 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,760 I must have blocked that out. 1475 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,760 Did you start helicoptering? 1476 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,520 Well, there was at least two. 1477 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,440 And I remember I dropped my pants and my ding dong. 1478 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,320 I forget who was sitting next to me. 1479 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:48,720 But whoever was sitting to my left, I want to say was Sam. 1480 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:53,720 I don't remember, but whoever was sitting to my left almost got a mouthful because I 1481 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,640 jumped and then I almost fell on him. 1482 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,760 And then I kind of wobbled over there. 1483 00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,680 And I've got a picture on one of my social media things. 1484 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,760 Of your junk smashing his face. 1485 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,240 The video of you helicoptering. 1486 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,240 They're assholes. 1487 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,240 We're assholes. 1488 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,240 OK, nobody, nobody cared. 1489 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,800 You know what? 1490 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:19,400 Everyone was like, everyone at the same time getting their phone, grabbing their phone 1491 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:23,160 and it's all slow motion and snapping photos. 1492 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:28,580 And the earliest one was me where I barely pulled my boxers back up because the picture 1493 00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,020 was taken in my hands. 1494 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,200 My elbows were up in the air. 1495 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:35,200 Like I just pulled up and you see my shin. 1496 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:42,280 There's a white spot where the pant had melted all the way to the third layer. 1497 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,840 And then when I ripped my pant leg up, it took everything with it. 1498 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,840 So you had like a big hole in your leg. 1499 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,840 It was nasty. 1500 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,840 It was really bad. 1501 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,220 It was a third degree burn. 1502 00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:56,600 It was funny, though, but it just, you know, that's another one of those moments where 1503 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,160 it just ruins everything. 1504 00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,160 Yeah. 1505 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,840 I actually didn't think it was all that funny. 1506 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,320 I don't know how disappointed. 1507 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,600 Yeah, I was I was pissed at how how funny everybody thought it was. 1508 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,600 I was like, we may need to go to the hospital. 1509 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,600 That's how not funny this is. 1510 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,240 So anyway, but those were good times, though. 1511 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,240 It was mostly. 1512 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:17,960 Yeah, it's too bad that that still doesn't go on because it sounds like fun. 1513 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,960 It was. 1514 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,960 It was. 1515 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:20,960 I miss paintball, man. 1516 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:21,960 Paintball's fun. 1517 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,960 Yeah. 1518 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,440 In the games we played, I mean, remember I told you the wardrobe boxes. 1519 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:31,840 The thing about is that you can when you're running up and you hide behind them, the paintballs 1520 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:38,120 when they shoot them, they're strong enough to almost penetrate one layer. 1521 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,160 And if it does penetrate one layer, it doesn't get through the second one. 1522 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,040 So if you're behind the box, you can hear it. 1523 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,040 Oh, yeah. 1524 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,640 And sometimes you hear thick because it hits through both layers. 1525 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:55,080 And then I remember there was one guy's name is Ryan and he had picked up a wardrobe box. 1526 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,280 And he had cut out a top of it and some sides for the arms. 1527 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,560 And he was running around like he was SpongeBob. 1528 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:06,880 And he didn't know that it went through one layer, one layer. 1529 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:13,440 Did you just like everyone lit him up, even his own teammates? 1530 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,280 It was just a free for all. 1531 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,800 Yeah, it was a lot of fun. 1532 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,800 I miss that. 1533 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,320 And that's my favorite part. 1534 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:24,840 We would play Revolutionary War where we all stood in a line and we all had one shot like 1535 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,840 on both both sides. 1536 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,880 So like, did you had bayonets? 1537 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:33,280 No, we literally stood like we're like maybe 25, 30 feet apart. 1538 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,280 Yes. 1539 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,280 How accurate are those things? 1540 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,000 So if you like, not very, not very. 1541 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000 It could be. 1542 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000 Well, you know what? 1543 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Some are. 1544 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000 So the ones we had weren't. 1545 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,840 No, you know, it's kind of like what you do is you when you when you shoot the gun, you 1546 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:51,840 can see if it's going to hook or slice and you kind of like when you shoot two, three, 1547 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,840 you kind of follow the tracers. 1548 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,840 Yeah. 1549 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,840 Tracers. 1550 00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:00,600 So we what we would play Revolutionary War and we'd be about 25 feet apart. 1551 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:04,440 Everybody get one shot from both sides and then whoever got hit would, you know, they 1552 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,440 have to leave. 1553 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,440 Right. 1554 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,440 And it hurt. 1555 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,160 I mean, we're close enough to where it started to hurt. 1556 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:13,560 And then we would take a big step forward and do it again and do it again and do it 1557 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,400 again until finally there was whoever's left standing. 1558 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,400 Right. 1559 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,400 Oh, it was so much fun. 1560 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,400 How close are you guys getting up? 1561 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,080 Getting maybe maybe 10 feet. 1562 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,520 The sucky part about it is that let's say you're new to the group. 1563 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520 All right. 1564 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,300 And if you have like let's just say five to five, five on five. 1565 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:34,640 If you're new to the group, psychologically, the new guys doesn't get hit because I'm going 1566 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,640 to hit Paul. 1567 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,080 Yeah, you want to hit someone that I don't know. 1568 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,080 Yeah. 1569 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,220 Like two or three people are aiming at the same person. 1570 00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:44,800 So the final thing is that that happened one of the times at least was the new guy had 1571 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,880 like it was like one against three. 1572 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,280 Oh, it's more than that. 1573 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,640 It was like four or five people. 1574 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,640 That's bad. 1575 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:56,080 And Brian was one of them and he got shot twice because he well he got shot in the dick 1576 00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:02,760 and then and when he bent over going, oh, he gets someone waited. 1577 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:08,320 It was had a delayed shot and it went from the top because he was bent over in his mask 1578 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,940 was at a 90 degree. 1579 00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:16,520 The paintball went from his forehead into the interior of his mask and it looked like 1580 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:22,800 the paintball has this yellow jizz that kind of creams its way through life. 1581 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,200 And when that thing hit his forehead, it looked like a dog. 1582 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,520 A dove egg was just splattered. 1583 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:34,120 I remember he was leaning over because he got sniped in the balls and he got smacked 1584 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:38,480 in the face and he's like, oh, and of course, while we were playing, we didn't adhere to 1585 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,480 any rules whatsoever. 1586 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,480 Right. 1587 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,480 Of course. 1588 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,680 Like you're not supposed to fire within like five feet. 1589 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:43,680 Right. 1590 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,600 You're supposed to be hiding behind a tree and then somebody sneaks up behind them. 1591 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,600 You're supposed to say mercy. 1592 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:48,600 Right. 1593 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,720 Like, you know, but no, they would just hold the gun like three feet away and you'd be 1594 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,720 like, oh, fucker. 1595 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:57,720 It is not the worst to get like capped in your fat roll. 1596 00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:01,880 So the idea was, I mean, you got to start drinking because you have to tell the pain. 1597 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:02,880 Yeah. 1598 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:03,880 You got to tell the pain. 1599 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:04,880 We all had wealth. 1600 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:05,880 We had wealth all over. 1601 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,720 Here comes the we had wealth all over. 1602 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,720 Justification. 1603 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:10,720 Yeah. 1604 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,520 You know, that's that's that's the reason why we're drinking. 1605 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,440 We don't know we were drinking because we were fun. 1606 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,400 I remember we would we would leave like this is how excited we were. 1607 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,400 You know, excited we are to come to this podcast. 1608 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,200 I mean, we're excited about in the morning because that morning we get up at four thirty 1609 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:28,600 in the morning and we we'd have a bunch of people outside of somebody's house, my house. 1610 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:29,600 I forget exactly. 1611 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,600 Yeah. 1612 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,600 Rendezvous somewhere. 1613 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,600 And then we head out. 1614 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:37,160 And when we get there, the first thing we do when we get there, set everything out, 1615 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,160 crack a beer. 1616 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,160 Oh, yeah, of course. 1617 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,480 We would we would be drinking the whole time. 1618 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,960 We're five thirty in the morning and we're the first thing we do is we make sure it's 1619 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,960 mandatory. 1620 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:45,960 We all crack a beer. 1621 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,280 And then, of course, it's all set up the bonfire, go in the house. 1622 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:54,840 I mean, the house was a small like a little had a large head to two living rooms. 1623 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,840 So you just slept wherever. 1624 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,880 Yeah, we just slept all over the floor. 1625 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:58,880 Yeah. 1626 00:57:58,880 --> 00:57:59,880 It just bring your sleeping bags and stuff. 1627 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:00,880 It was fun. 1628 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,880 Right. 1629 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,880 Yeah. 1630 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,400 I mean, that's something that I want to do is I want a piece of property somewhere. 1631 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,480 I don't need to do. 1632 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,880 I mean, this it's called mine. 1633 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,800 And I go out there and if I want to rent a bulldozer. 1634 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,800 Yeah. 1635 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,760 Well, I'm just saying, you know, I'd like to have something like that. 1636 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,280 My dream is to have a house out in the middle of somewhere, not just a house, but I want 1637 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,280 mine to be like subterranean. 1638 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,280 Underground. 1639 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,280 Yeah. 1640 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280 That's my thing. 1641 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,280 Oh, like a prepper deal. 1642 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,280 Yeah. 1643 00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,560 You want to bury like this gigantic steel cylinder. 1644 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:37,880 I don't want to misconstrue that I'm a prepper, but I'm talking about for a geological for 1645 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:45,600 energy reasons, you know, just because it's always 55 degrees and we could start a militia 1646 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,320 and have like training out there. 1647 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,840 Come on, have fun with the Ruby Ridge. 1648 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,240 We can have some like Ruby Ridge. 1649 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:57,200 Was that that dry food was that God bless the stuff called? 1650 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,200 Dry food. 1651 00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,200 Dehydrated food. 1652 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,200 Yeah. 1653 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,200 Dehydrated food. 1654 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,680 That was that's the whole prepper thing. 1655 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,680 Yeah. 1656 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,760 You buy big five gallon buckets of it. 1657 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,040 It's not cheap either, is it? 1658 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,040 No, it's not. 1659 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,120 But it's supposed to last like 20 years or something like that. 1660 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,120 30, 40. 1661 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,920 Like right now, if you, if I were to buy, I think it's a hundred per bucket or something 1662 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:14,920 like that. 1663 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:20,520 I can get, I can get it's two, it's 2000, 2000 calories a day and you can buy a year's 1664 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:27,960 supply for one person, 2000 calories a day, a variety of food for a thousand bucks. 1665 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,320 I think I'll just buy a bunch of Hungry Man, Hungry Man TV dinners. 1666 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,440 Just buy a bunch of cans of beans. 1667 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,740 Yeah, that too. 1668 00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:35,920 Big bags of beans and rice. 1669 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,120 Did that ever go bad? 1670 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,400 Well, how many buckets is that? 1671 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,200 I don't think Hungry Man, oh, I don't know, but it's, it's, it's. 1672 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,040 Where the hell would you keep that? 1673 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:47,720 Well, I mean, you know, I got to look at it, but I don't remember because it does come 1674 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,720 in buckets. 1675 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,640 They come in these, these square tubs and there's a variety of flavors. 1676 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,120 You can look at our Mountain, Mountain Food. 1677 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,120 Mountain Food. 1678 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,120 Yeah. 1679 00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,400 That's the verand name? 1680 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,520 That's one of the brands. 1681 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:01,680 It's Mountain Food. 1682 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,680 I think it's called. 1683 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:03,680 Yeah, there it is. 1684 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,080 Yeah, a hundred bucks per bucket. 1685 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,960 Yeah, those things are, I mean, there's big demand, right? 1686 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,640 Hey, look, man, that's huge demand. 1687 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:15,640 Man, when that, when that COVID came out, they were nine months behind schedule. 1688 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:16,640 Yeah. 1689 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:20,520 So it's, and I think it's actually kind of important when, when you have, we don't know 1690 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,480 the next time the power grid is going to go out. 1691 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,000 I think about that kind of shit. 1692 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:29,280 I think the snowmageddon thing and the psycho, what were the reasons why people were emptying 1693 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:30,280 all the shelves? 1694 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,280 What was that again? 1695 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,280 It was COVID, right? 1696 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,280 It was COVID. 1697 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,200 They don't have toilet paper in these things. 1698 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,280 They ran toilet paper and light salt wipes. 1699 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:41,440 I mean, the point is irrational, irrational shopping or panic. 1700 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,000 That's not irrational. 1701 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Panic buying. 1702 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,840 But toilet paper is a huge commodity, man. 1703 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,840 That's very, very necessary. 1704 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,880 But I, well, but it was irrational at the time. 1705 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,360 There was no need to rush out to get that. 1706 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:51,360 That is correct. 1707 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,360 That's correct. 1708 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360 So. 1709 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,840 Oh, interesting story about the toilet paper, though. 1710 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,840 I was talking to this guy and he was like a huge prepper and buying all this stuff. 1711 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,000 And he was telling me, yeah, toilet paper is a big deal. 1712 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,880 And he's like, you remember my grandmother, not my grandmother, but he was telling his 1713 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:12,120 grandmother would use the JCPenney's catalog and she would wipe her butt with it because 1714 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,600 that's what she was used to. 1715 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,600 And when they just kind of move it from one section to the butt to the other. 1716 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,560 Well, she was talking about during the Great Depression. 1717 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,560 What are we talking about here? 1718 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:21,560 Maybe, maybe something like that. 1719 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,840 But she, they had, but she, they had out, they had outdoor plumbing. 1720 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,400 They didn't have the sears catalog. 1721 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:31,400 So they were pooping that she went pooping out house and she used the catalogs. 1722 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:35,640 And he told me that the ink on the catalogs gave her cancer. 1723 01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,640 Oh, God. 1724 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,640 How about that? 1725 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,640 That's horrible. 1726 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,640 How do you? 1727 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:40,640 Well, yeah, it is. 1728 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:41,640 But how do you prove that? 1729 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,640 I don't know. 1730 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,640 So it's like ass cancer. 1731 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,640 I don't know. 1732 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:47,640 Is that a thing? 1733 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,880 We didn't get it is actually because that's what Farrah Fossett died of. 1734 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,880 I think we had a discussion. 1735 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:51,880 Yeah, we did. 1736 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,880 I just don't think they call it cancer. 1737 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,880 I don't know. 1738 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,800 Yeah, that's that's something. 1739 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,800 I don't know. 1740 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,800 Anal cancer. 1741 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,800 That sounds terrible. 1742 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,200 I mean, if you think about it, you know, that the red dye causes cancer. 1743 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,560 I imagine if you I mean, I mean, I don't know. 1744 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,560 Whatever my point is, is that you got to be careful and you got to make sure toilet paper 1745 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,560 is important. 1746 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,600 And it's crazy. 1747 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,600 Those times are just nuts. 1748 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,600 Yeah. 1749 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,440 I'm going to stop wiping my ass with Victoria's Secret magazines then because I don't think 1750 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,040 that sounds like it's not healthy. 1751 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:23,040 Sean uses hustler. 1752 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:28,760 Do you I mean, it's strictly for this for the paper, the way the paper feels. 1753 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,760 Yes. 1754 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:37,200 Speaking of toilet paper, we can we had we had a grand adventure this is one thing. 1755 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,360 Dudes like us that us we forgot to say that at the beginning. 1756 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,360 I think they know that. 1757 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360 And you know what? 1758 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,960 We didn't talk about our bourbon either at this point. 1759 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:48,440 At this point, if they've gotten past like one or two episodes there, you know, they've 1760 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,080 they're good dudes like us. 1761 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,080 Sorry, I'm sorry. 1762 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,160 I apologize, but I had a little note here and it just went off. 1763 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,160 Yeah. 1764 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,880 Anyway, we tie in into the toilet paper talk. 1765 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:58,880 Yeah. 1766 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,360 We and maybe the prepper talk. 1767 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,360 I don't know. 1768 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:05,760 We had this moment brought to you by the toilet paper. 1769 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:10,200 Toilet paper talk by Jeff Johnson and Johnson, Johnson and Johnson. 1770 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,200 So we went out of town. 1771 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,200 We visited one of our boys. 1772 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,200 We each of us has a son down in the college station region. 1773 01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,520 We went down there and enjoyed ourselves. 1774 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,480 And on the way back, Sean had an urge. 1775 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,480 He had an emergency. 1776 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:24,480 Oh, it was an emergency. 1777 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:25,480 He had to come on the way back. 1778 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:26,480 Yeah, on the way back. 1779 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,480 You had the purge. 1780 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:28,480 Oh, he stopped by Mr. Hamburgers. 1781 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,480 What is that place called? 1782 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,480 Mr. Hamburger. 1783 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:31,480 There you go. 1784 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,480 Delicious. 1785 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,480 Nailed it. 1786 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,480 And as we were walking out, you're like, I have to shit. 1787 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,480 And we're like, just go in and do it. 1788 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,480 He was like, no, I'll do it on the road. 1789 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:45,080 Well, when you're on the road and you get in the middle of Texas, there's nothing out 1790 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,080 there. 1791 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:50,800 And also, he is exceptionally particular about where he wants to go. 1792 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,680 He needs a toilet seat recliner, essentially. 1793 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:54,680 Right. 1794 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,680 We had limited options. 1795 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,560 I like to have a clean toilet. 1796 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,000 Well, we all do. 1797 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:03,560 But your criteria is your bar is very high. 1798 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,800 You know how when you're traveling when you were a kid and your dad was like... 1799 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,800 I definitely sucked it up this time. 1800 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:08,800 You know how your dad would say, we're not stopping. 1801 01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:09,800 We're not stopping for anything. 1802 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:10,800 This place was so bad. 1803 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,800 We stopped like eight times. 1804 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,040 Paul bailed out. 1805 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,600 We stopped eight times. 1806 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,040 And every time, Sean's like, oh, yeah, this isn't going to work. 1807 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,040 I know. 1808 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,040 No, no, no. 1809 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,040 Hey, guys, keep going. 1810 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,040 Get back on the freeway. 1811 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,040 This isn't going to work. 1812 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,040 I went inside. 1813 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,920 First of all, the place was full, but it had one pooper and some dude was in there. 1814 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:27,920 Yeah. 1815 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,920 Sorry, I'm out. 1816 01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,280 A lot of people stand outside the door and wait for the guy to come out. 1817 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,280 You were like, let's go. 1818 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,280 The toilet seat is already warm. 1819 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,280 You're not going to get that shot and sit down. 1820 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,600 Well, I assure you, the toilet seat was very warm where I was at. 1821 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,600 Yeah. 1822 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,600 So we stopped at a rest stop. 1823 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,000 And actually, this is a nice rest stop as far as rest stops are concerned. 1824 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000 It should have been. 1825 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,320 But it was not up to par for what Sean was expecting or what he wanted his experience 1826 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,320 to be. 1827 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:55,280 I wanted like, come on, give me a corral, something to go inside and shut the door. 1828 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,600 OK, that was odd to me as well. 1829 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,600 So two... 1830 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,320 What, half walls, quarter walls? 1831 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,920 They were five feet high. 1832 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,760 So all you had to do was walk up and just kind of look over the edge. 1833 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,480 I could sit there. 1834 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:12,240 If I were to sit down, I would not have eye contact with the next person. 1835 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,960 Unless somebody walks up and kind of... 1836 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,960 Yeah, if someone walks up and says, oh, how you doing, Paul? 1837 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,680 Hey, Sean, you almost done? 1838 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,680 Oh, I see you're wiping. 1839 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,680 I'll give you a minute. 1840 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,520 But that's just it. 1841 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:26,400 When you try to go and wipe... 1842 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,440 You see your back hunch over the wall? 1843 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:32,080 Yeah, it's like you kind of look up and, oh, I see everybody. 1844 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:35,200 OK, first off, I was in the stall next to you. 1845 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,200 And apparently there was... 1846 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,160 Apparently, yeah, no shit. 1847 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,720 And there was apparently a flood because there was water everywhere. 1848 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:42,440 Was it water or just like... 1849 01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:43,920 There was water on my side, too. 1850 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,160 And that sucked because my shoelace wasn't tied. 1851 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:47,160 Well, that's what I was saying. 1852 01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,720 So I'm thinking to myself, OK... 1853 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:50,160 Absorptive, just sucking all that in. 1854 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,520 Yeah, I'm thinking, OK, I got some khaki shorts on. 1855 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:56,040 I'm thinking, OK, the bottom edges of the khaki shorts are going to be wet. 1856 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,800 I'm thinking, I'm not doing this. 1857 01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,760 And not to mention, I'm thinking to myself, I'm looking the whole time, waiting for eyes 1858 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,760 to come over the top. 1859 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,600 Oh, sorry, dude, I didn't know you were in there. 1860 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,640 So I'm saying, I said, fuck it, I'm out of here. 1861 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,080 I bailed, but Sean stuck it out. 1862 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,320 I thought Paul was there. 1863 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:15,040 I had picked up my phone and put the camera on and went over the wall. 1864 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,040 Did you really? 1865 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,040 And he wasn't there. 1866 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,040 Did you really? 1867 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:24,360 So some Ramirez dude is like, hey, man, what are you doing? 1868 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,080 He was kind of like, oh, my God. 1869 01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,760 You see the other guy's phone come over. 1870 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:29,760 There was no one in there. 1871 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,640 There was no one in the stall next to me. 1872 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,640 You're lucky. 1873 01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:33,640 Thank God. 1874 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,640 That would not have gone well. 1875 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:35,880 They get lucky with some little kid. 1876 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:41,080 Yeah, so I get back to the car and I let you know that Sean is exceptionally unhappy right 1877 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:45,680 now because this is a worst case scenario for where he wants to shit. 1878 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,680 So we wait. 1879 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:47,680 We wait for you to come out. 1880 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:48,680 Full lounge. 1881 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,680 I know. 1882 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:56,800 And we're waiting for your body language and you come out and you all like, oh, yeah, you've 1883 01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:02,000 got this frumpy growl going on and you're kind of hard stomping over to the car. 1884 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:06,440 Looks like your ass kind of hurt because, you know, the toilet paper, I'm sure, was 1885 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,440 Sears Robuck catalog. 1886 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,640 It's a combination of the sandpaper. 1887 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,080 But I brought little wet wipes with me. 1888 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,880 I always have a little snus. 1889 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,360 So I mean, you brought this on yourself. 1890 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,960 You had like four options before that one and you shot them all down. 1891 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:24,480 So well, the place was so bad, you bailed out. 1892 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:25,800 Well, I'm just saying. 1893 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:26,800 I stuck it through. 1894 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:27,800 And I'm the one complaining. 1895 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,000 Yeah, because you had a turtle head sticking out. 1896 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,560 You had no choice at that point. 1897 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,160 I could have held it. 1898 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,680 It was you guys that were going to have the problem. 1899 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,120 No, you kept saying I need to shit. 1900 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:39,120 Let's find a place. 1901 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,880 I say, hey, look, I told you we have an option. 1902 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:47,240 You can pull over for me to go to the bathroom or you can smell my stinky. 1903 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,880 I got to go to the bathroom first. 1904 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:52,520 Yeah, well, I wasn't at Defcon 2. 1905 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:53,840 He was at Defcon 1. 1906 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:57,120 So I mean, you were you were you were struggling. 1907 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,360 Yeah, his bear was peeking out of that cave. 1908 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,560 Yeah, so I'm saying anyway, we enjoyed that. 1909 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:03,560 It was that we enjoyed. 1910 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:25,680 We enjoyed being at the 1911 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:32,680 hotel. 1912 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,320 The lobby bathrooms are always the best. 1913 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,320 Right. 1914 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,320 They are. 1915 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:38,320 Yeah, they are. 1916 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,960 Especially they got these new hotels popping up everywhere. 1917 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:46,280 Go to a new hotel and you're a public bathroom bathroom expert. 1918 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,320 I feel like I've been in lots of them. 1919 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,320 Very particular. 1920 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:51,320 Probably shouldn't have said it like that. 1921 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:54,320 But seriously, what the hell does that mean? 1922 01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:56,840 Wow, that's kind of gross. 1923 01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:57,840 Yeah. 1924 01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,520 So that was that was a that was a fun experience. 1925 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,520 It was. 1926 01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:01,520 It was. 1927 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:02,520 Yeah. 1928 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,880 Being down there to visit with the boys was kind of cool. 1929 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:08,200 You know, I, you know, of course, I was kind of tired, but you guys had fun, right? 1930 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,200 I know Paul did. 1931 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,360 He got back to the hotel and yeah, we played. 1932 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,360 I'm not done. 1933 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,360 Oh, yeah. 1934 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,360 Well, two thirty. 1935 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,360 I'm not done. 1936 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,960 And about 40 seconds later, I was snoring. 1937 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:18,960 Yeah. 1938 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,960 Nude. 1939 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:20,960 Yeah. 1940 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:21,960 OK. 1941 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:22,960 I was not nude. 1942 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:23,960 I don't know about that. 1943 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:24,960 I deleted every one of those. 1944 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:25,960 Thank you. 1945 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,360 Because that was really awkward. 1946 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,360 Look like your way to get mounted. 1947 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,360 No, I think I just fell over. 1948 01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,960 Why did you sleep with your butt near like that? 1949 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:34,960 I didn't. 1950 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:42,040 Like I said, I we had two queen sized beds and then there was a couch and the couch was 1951 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,040 a pullout. 1952 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,040 All right. 1953 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,040 It just slumped on the bullet. 1954 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,520 Well, you know, we we did it fairly. 1955 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:54,320 We we had this little little thing card and we ripped it in three and we folded it and 1956 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,680 we noticed there was what was that card? 1957 01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,520 It was a it was from my it was from my. 1958 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:06,880 It was a yeah, it was a Yukon cups and we ripped it in three and we said, all right, 1959 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:10,280 whoever gets the UKO in is the one that's got to sleep on the couch. 1960 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:11,280 There's Yuko Yuko. 1961 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,280 You go there. 1962 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,720 Whoever gets Yuko has to have. 1963 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:19,560 So we wanted it up and then we threw it on the counter and then we all grabbed one. 1964 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:21,800 Sean was the first one to pick one up. 1965 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,800 But he didn't open it. 1966 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,800 We didn't know. 1967 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,800 I opened it first and I was like, oh, it's not me. 1968 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,800 Thank God. 1969 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:26,800 And then I opened it. 1970 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:27,800 It was not me. 1971 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,120 And then it was just like, yeah, the mystery, the mystery is over. 1972 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,240 So I slept on the couch and it wasn't that bad. 1973 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,480 You woke up and you said, I don't think my back will ever be right again. 1974 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:42,160 Well, the funny thing is there was a curtain that separated that little area. 1975 01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:47,160 Well, I know, but it separated that area from the other two beds and we're like, yes, trying 1976 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,600 to leave the curtain closed for us. 1977 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:52,840 I mean, we kind of segregated him off to his own little shitty little area. 1978 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:55,640 So I'm perched away from the air coming into the room. 1979 01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,240 You know, it's over by Jeff. 1980 01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:03,400 So I'm thinking, fuck, I'm downstream from Jeff and Paul. 1981 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:07,240 So everything that's just expelled is just going to blow right onto you. 1982 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:08,240 It just kind of hovers. 1983 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,240 Yeah. 1984 01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,240 Everyone would smell like a refugee camp. 1985 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:12,240 That was fun. 1986 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,240 Yeah, we played beer pong. 1987 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,240 That was fun. 1988 01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:15,240 I realized I'm the world's worst at beer. 1989 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,240 I'm the best. 1990 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:17,240 Steven, I was defeated. 1991 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,240 I suck ass at that game. 1992 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,240 Yeah, you did. 1993 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,240 My son was getting so frustrated with me. 1994 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:21,240 He was like, what are you doing? 1995 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,240 I was like, I'm drunk. 1996 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,240 I was going to say, you didn't beat me. 1997 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,240 I lost because. 1998 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,240 Yeah, you were an idiot. 1999 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,240 No, I didn't care at that point because I had already won. 2000 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,240 No, you didn't. 2001 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:30,240 I did win, but you guys had one more chance. 2002 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,240 Yeah. 2003 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,240 You know, I was going to say, I'm going to beat you. 2004 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:33,240 I'm going to beat you. 2005 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,240 I'm going to beat you. 2006 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,240 I'm going to beat you. 2007 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:41,640 So, we won. 2008 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:46,740 And you kept swatting the ball away so we won. 2009 01:11:46,740 --> 01:11:51,740 Yeah, well, for the record books, we won. 2010 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:52,740 You can have it. 2011 01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:53,740 But that was fun. 2012 01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:54,740 It was a fun night. 2013 01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:55,740 And then we went clubbing. 2014 01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:56,740 I left. 2015 01:11:56,740 --> 01:11:57,740 You did. 2016 01:11:57,740 --> 01:11:58,740 You went back to the hotel room. 2017 01:11:58,740 --> 01:11:59,740 What was that all about? 2018 01:11:59,740 --> 01:12:00,740 You were exhausted. 2019 01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:01,740 You've been working a lot that week. 2020 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:02,740 You guys had fun, though. 2021 01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:03,740 And you know what? 2022 01:12:03,740 --> 01:12:04,740 I had fun too. 2023 01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:08,300 I need to get some stuff done. So what about the club? What do you guys do? 2024 01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:09,300 It was fun. 2025 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:13,660 We went to the same place we did with the huge martini glasses. I didn't get in. I didn't 2026 01:12:13,660 --> 01:12:16,820 drink. After we left the apartment, I had water. 2027 01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:17,820 Oh really? 2028 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:19,220 Yeah, I didn't drink anymore. 2029 01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:21,180 And I probably had a couple gallons. 2030 01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:23,300 Seven or eight, nine. 2031 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:24,300 Dozen. 2032 01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:29,820 Jack and Cokes or whatever. No, I really didn't. I had two or three maybe. 2033 01:12:29,820 --> 01:12:30,820 Per bar? 2034 01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:31,820 No. 2035 01:12:31,820 --> 01:12:32,820 I didn't get blown up. 2036 01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:33,820 Really? 2037 01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:39,300 When I was in the parking lot, I roided up. Come on, somebody fight me! 2038 01:12:39,300 --> 01:12:40,300 I was glad he heard. 2039 01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:42,940 He was too. Ripped his shirt off. 2040 01:12:42,940 --> 01:12:46,740 Are you not entertained? 2041 01:12:46,740 --> 01:12:48,060 I don't remember taking my shirt off. 2042 01:12:48,060 --> 01:12:49,060 Pinching your nips. 2043 01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:53,460 I was a little irritated by a car that got... 2044 01:12:53,460 --> 01:12:54,860 A little irritated? 2045 01:12:54,860 --> 01:13:00,820 They got super... They were going at a dangerous speed and got really close to us. And I let 2046 01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:06,900 them know that I was not happy with their disrespect for pedestrians. 2047 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:13,340 Well, you do that area, especially with the friends that we know. Some people are just 2048 01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:14,340 stupid. 2049 01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:18,940 And there's lots of traffic. Lots of foot traffic and there's lots of car traffic. 2050 01:13:18,940 --> 01:13:23,460 And I'm surprised there isn't more accidents there, to be honest. 2051 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:29,820 I do believe they need some bollards or some railing systems set up to protect some of 2052 01:13:29,820 --> 01:13:36,660 the pedestrians. It seemed to me like, especially coming up to that intersection like that, 2053 01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:37,660 where they're walking. 2054 01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:38,660 Did I say bollards? 2055 01:13:38,660 --> 01:13:44,860 You did say bollards. I'm kind of not sure what that is. 2056 01:13:44,860 --> 01:13:46,620 I'm assuming some sort of barrier. 2057 01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:47,620 B-O-L-L-A-R-D. 2058 01:13:47,620 --> 01:13:48,620 Bollard. 2059 01:13:48,620 --> 01:13:53,780 I just said it, but I didn't even know what I said. Those are those... 2060 01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:54,780 Sounds like a sex object. 2061 01:13:54,780 --> 01:13:55,780 Those tubes that stick in the ground. 2062 01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,780 Those posts that stick in the ground. 2063 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:57,780 There you go. 2064 01:13:57,780 --> 01:13:59,980 Oh, there you go. You used it correctly. 2065 01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,620 All right. I was just making sure. 2066 01:14:01,620 --> 01:14:02,620 Bollard. 2067 01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:05,620 Because I said it, but I was on autopilot. 2068 01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:06,620 Did I just say bollard? 2069 01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:07,620 Yeah, they didn't. 2070 01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:09,220 That's the first time I've ever heard that term. 2071 01:14:09,220 --> 01:14:10,220 Bollard. 2072 01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:14,180 I've never... They have the target, the big round ones. Big red balls. 2073 01:14:14,180 --> 01:14:15,180 Yes, they do. 2074 01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:16,180 Interesting. 2075 01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:17,180 Those are spelled differently. 2076 01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:18,180 B-A-L-L-A-R-D. 2077 01:14:18,180 --> 01:14:19,180 Concrete Sphere Bollards. 2078 01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:20,180 Yeah. 2079 01:14:20,180 --> 01:14:27,180 God bless. That is a huge... A concrete sphere. 700 bucks will plan what you're going to do. 2080 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:28,180 Yeah. 2081 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,180 One of these spheres out there. 2082 01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:30,660 Yeah. See, target has them. Those big red ones. 2083 01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:34,180 Well, and then they have these ones that come out of the ground. They like raise up. 2084 01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:35,180 Oh, yeah. 2085 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:36,180 So you can... 2086 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:37,180 The cars are going through them. 2087 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:40,740 So the cars, so if you need to get out, they lower down and back up and stuff. 2088 01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,740 Pretty cool. Pretty cool stuff. 2089 01:14:42,740 --> 01:14:43,740 Yep. 2090 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:44,740 All right. 2091 01:14:44,740 --> 01:14:45,740 Well, there you go. Word of the day. 2092 01:14:45,740 --> 01:14:46,740 Bollard talk. 2093 01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:47,740 There you go. 2094 01:14:47,740 --> 01:14:48,740 So this bourbon that we got... 2095 01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:49,740 Yeah, yeah. 2096 01:14:49,740 --> 01:14:50,740 Let's circle back. 2097 01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:55,740 Why don't you close the first half, the pre-show, with some discussion on what we're drinking? 2098 01:14:55,740 --> 01:15:00,420 Oh, I have no idea. I know it's 1835. I know it's bourbon. It's a whiskey. It's 90 proof. 2099 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:01,420 It's not a bourbon. 2100 01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:02,420 What says bourbon whiskey? 2101 01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:05,420 Oh, is it? I thought it was just a whiskey. 2102 01:15:05,420 --> 01:15:06,420 I thought so, too. 2103 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:14,820 It's Texas. Well, it's Texan, 1835 bourbon. And there's a cannon tube that's on there. 2104 01:15:14,820 --> 01:15:16,140 So it's a nice big piece of cannon. 2105 01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:19,820 Now, you see what it says underneath, right? 1835 is the start of a battle. You remember 2106 01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:21,300 the come and get it flag? 2107 01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:23,140 Yeah, come and get it. Yeah. 2108 01:15:23,140 --> 01:15:27,700 That is the start of the 1835. There it is right there. 1835. 2109 01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:31,380 What is the name of that flag? The come and get it flag is called the... 2110 01:15:31,380 --> 01:15:33,180 I don't know. 2111 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:38,100 Oh, maybe I'm thinking of the snake. Look up come and get it flag. I want to know the 2112 01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:39,100 name of that flag. 2113 01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:41,020 Well, that's a cannon. Don't tread on me is the other one. 2114 01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:42,020 Well, and yeah... 2115 01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:45,180 You're talking about the snake that's cut up? Well, there's a different meaning for the 2116 01:15:45,180 --> 01:15:48,740 snake that's cut up, if that's the one you're referring to. 2117 01:15:48,740 --> 01:15:50,740 The Gonzales flag? 2118 01:15:50,740 --> 01:15:51,740 Oh. 2119 01:15:51,740 --> 01:15:52,740 Oh, okay. 2120 01:15:52,740 --> 01:15:58,740 That's the Texas Revolution. That was the start. So 1835 must be the start of that battle. 2121 01:15:58,740 --> 01:16:04,140 At least that's what I read according to what I saw on that bourbon. 2122 01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:06,500 But as far as flavor, meh. 2123 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,500 Yeah. 2124 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:12,380 I'm not real impressed. It's not terrible, but it's one of those that I don't know if 2125 01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:13,380 I'd get again. 2126 01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:15,740 Yeah, it doesn't have a lot of flavor. 2127 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,740 I was hopeful. 2128 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:22,300 And it's not all that smooth either. So I don't know. We don't know the mash pill, right? 2129 01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:23,980 So it's corn. 2130 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:26,220 Definitely 51% corn. 2131 01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:33,580 So the snake that's on Don't Tread on Me, they have a... there was a join or die. 2132 01:16:33,580 --> 01:16:34,860 A what? 2133 01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:44,860 A join or die flag that had a snake that was cut up into eight sections, which were the 2134 01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:45,860 eight colonies. 2135 01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:46,860 Okay. 2136 01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:53,100 And they used the same snake for Don't Tread on Me, I guess before it was cut up. 2137 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,620 Was it at 13 colonies? 2138 01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:56,620 It was, but... 2139 01:16:56,620 --> 01:16:58,620 What's the significance of the eight colonies? 2140 01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,620 That's a good question. 2141 01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:07,060 So I definitely know that the coiled up flag, that's yellow, the coiled up snake, there 2142 01:17:07,060 --> 01:17:08,060 it is. 2143 01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:09,060 Don't Tread on Me. 2144 01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:12,660 Yeah, that has a name. There's a name for that flag. 2145 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:17,980 So New England was represented as one segment rather than the four colonies it was at that 2146 01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:20,900 time. It later became a symbol. 2147 01:17:20,900 --> 01:17:27,620 Okay, so it was because they didn't start out with 11. They got to 11. So this was back 2148 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:32,180 when they had... it was England. There you go. Actually, if you go back one, there's 2149 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:38,660 little letters on top that represent Vermont, Maine, Pennsylvania, New England, New York, 2150 01:17:38,660 --> 01:17:42,580 New Jersey, Maryland, or that's Maine, North Carolina, South Carolina. 2151 01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:43,580 New England. 2152 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:48,420 There you go. That's it. The more you know. Join or die. 2153 01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:50,380 But that's still not the flag I'm thinking of. 2154 01:17:50,380 --> 01:17:51,380 Which flag wasn't you talking about? 2155 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:52,380 The Don't Tread on Me, that one right there. 2156 01:17:52,380 --> 01:17:53,380 It's that one, but there's a name for that flag. 2157 01:17:53,380 --> 01:17:54,380 That's the Gadsen flag. 2158 01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:55,380 Gadsen. Thank you. Gadsen. 2159 01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:56,380 Yeah, man. What the hell's wrong with you? 2160 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:57,380 No, I mean, they're all legit. 2161 01:17:57,380 --> 01:18:07,620 I do like them. I like all those flags. I'd like to try to incorporate that in my imaginary 2162 01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:10,140 office once I figure out what I'm going to do with them. 2163 01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:11,980 That's on my Yeti here. Come and take it. 2164 01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:12,980 Yeah, that's the Texas Revolution. 2165 01:18:12,980 --> 01:18:13,980 It is. Yeah. 2166 01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:14,980 That's a prideful thing. 2167 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:21,980 It is. So as far as the bourbon is concerned. 2168 01:18:21,980 --> 01:18:29,740 Yeah, they probably should have started in 1835 to try to get the recipe right. I'm not 2169 01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:36,300 I'm with you guys. It's it's not fantastic. I want to be honest. It's got that taste. 2170 01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:41,700 And we try to nail that taste down. Paul mentioned it's got that that what do you call it? 2171 01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:47,740 I don't remember. It's got a bad taste to it. And Jeff said it's like the tobacco scene, 2172 01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:52,020 but it's like it makes me when you smoke a cigarette that aftertaste. Yeah. Sort of reminds 2173 01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:57,140 me of anyway. I hate slamming a bourbon and it's it's it's not horrible. I just you know 2174 01:18:57,140 --> 01:19:01,100 what I think it's big comes down to it simply comes down to how long it's been in the barrel. 2175 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:05,740 I mean, it's got to be that's got to be the difference. I think that's a bit it's been 2176 01:19:05,740 --> 01:19:10,020 there for three years, three years or less. It's also the combination of stuff. So that's 2177 01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:15,380 in it. But when you taste the alcohol, I mean, how do I phrase that? It could be a very young 2178 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:19,980 does it have an age statement on there? What is the mash bill on this? Yeah, I think it 2179 01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:25,260 has to do with any any bourbon that's been there three years or less. Take it. Unless 2180 01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:31,100 there's an exceptional recipe. It's got it. You can. It's I don't know how to describe 2181 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:39,580 it. In 1835, the first battle for Texas independence was fought a white makeshift flag bearing 2182 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:46,300 a painted image of a cannon was proudly raised. The flag simply said, come and take it. More 2183 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:50,980 than 175 years later, I think they should add to the word bitch. No, I think they did. 2184 01:19:50,980 --> 01:19:54,900 They come and take it, bitch. Well, cancel culture in the later part of that century 2185 01:19:54,900 --> 01:20:01,540 made them take off, bitch. So 1835 bourbon is aged and is now in charred oaks been handcrafted 2186 01:20:01,540 --> 01:20:08,980 in limited quantities. In every patiently aged sip, you will find brighter aromas. I 2187 01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:15,980 don't know. It's kind of hard to read to. All right. What time is it? I don't even know. 2188 01:20:15,980 --> 01:20:21,100 We are wrapping up the pre show. Perfect timing. Yeah. Pre shows done. We're going to go take 2189 01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:26,380 a break and get to the yingling. That was good. Yeah, that was tasty. Anyway, we'll 2190 01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:39,900 be back part two. See you shortly. Thanks for joining us.