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Is a stomatical cum stain?

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No.

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What?

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Stomatical?

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Yeah, is that what they call a cum stain on the stomach?

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No, no, no, no.

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What are they called?

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What we're talking about is our first concert that we ever went to.

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That's just a Paul Pax concert.

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We're talking about...

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That's a Paul's Roar Sack.

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Roar Sash.

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Roar Sack?

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Is that the Roar Sock test?

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The Roar Sack test?

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What?

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Paul squirts on his belly and goes, I see a bat.

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Oh my God.

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We cannot do this.

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That's where the...

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We're not doing this.

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...the dingleberries came from.

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Yeah, you said...

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We're not doing this.

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But you're the one who said you're going to have dingleberries on your belly.

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I didn't say dingleberries.

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What did you say?

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I believe you did.

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No, it's like, you know, when you're eating a bunch of food and it gets in your belly

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and like, you know, we were talking about being the antepho...

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Aren't you like dressed?

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...and working from home and eating and drinking and like just being filthy.

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So you're saying your belly...

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There was nothing.

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Your belly button eats your crumbs?

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Yeah, your crumbs.

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That's what I was talking about.

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You guys took it in a weird, crazy, sick...

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I'm envisioning this, the sweaty Paul with a bunch of crumbs on his belly...

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There we go, that's better.

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...and a sweat-filled belly button with a hummingbird kind of dipping it in and out.

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Yeah, there we go.

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Yeah, there we're talking.

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Hey, that's like...

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No, hold on.

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I want to hear the hummingbird... what a hummingbird sound makes.

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Oh, you missed the...

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Let him go.

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Well, it's the...

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Go ahead.

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What does a hummingbird sound like?

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Deflecting.

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Don't stop.

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Yeah, he's trying to deflect from Paul time.

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Damn it!

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You guys are too smart for me.

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No, he'll be like the guy on dodgeball at the end, you know, when he gets all fat and

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he's sitting there getting the crumbs all down his belly.

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There we go.

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That's where I was going with this and you guys took it in this weird sexual thing.

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No, it wasn't Paul.

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It's more like the woman with the eyebrows in dodgeball.

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In the bucktooth.

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Oh, man.

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Well, that goes back to shaving.

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I shave eyebrows.

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I shave my eyebrows.

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We never did get...

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I trim my eyebrows.

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We'll get to that.

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Are we going?

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Are we live?

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Are we rolling?

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I thought we were talking about our first concert.

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I thought we were rolling.

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Thank God.

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So I think we need to get into that.

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We are going to talk about concerts.

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I insist on going back to concerts.

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Well, we never finished the discussion since Paul's talking about his stomach and the stuff

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he does on it.

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No.

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Let's discuss.

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That's not what I said.

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Well, your stomach's like the...

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The catch-all.

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Crumbs and cum.

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Oh, my God.

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Fuck you, Paul.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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You know what?

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You got it.

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You've been going there all night.

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I'm going to go ahead and go there.

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So Paul's stomachs is holy grail.

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That's not what we meant.

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Come on.

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You gave me a hard time about a condom being found in your dog's butt.

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Yes, I did.

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And I still will give you a hard time on that.

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That was disgusting.

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All right.

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So we're going to move on.

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We're going to try to move on.

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That should be the name of our podcast.

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Coming Crumbs.

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Crumb and cum.

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God.

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All right.

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Moving on.

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Anyway, moving on.

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We are...

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Before we move on, we're going to talk about our bourbon.

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We're drinking Redemption Wheat bourbon for our comeback bourbon.

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And this is one of our favorites.

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We really like it.

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We're working on our second bottle.

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Oh, very...

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Well, not the second bottle tonight, but...

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Yeah, we've cracked open the second bottle.

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This is the second bottle.

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Well, I mean, not a full...

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We didn't drink an entire bottle and then open a second one.

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Well, no.

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Correct.

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Not tonight.

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It's from the collection.

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This is one of the first ones we actually finished.

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God, look at that Paul's glass over there.

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It looks a little heartier than mine.

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No.

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That's because you've been sucking on yours.

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I haven't taken this...

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I haven't pulled back on this once.

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Okay, time out.

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We're smelling it.

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We're enjoying it.

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Here we go.

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It's kind of hard to do that when I've got...

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It's got a great smell.

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It does.

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It really does.

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What do you call it?

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I'm saturated with eating it.

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Hold on.

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It's called the nose.

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It's your full glass.

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Yes, the nose.

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So let's walk through this again.

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The nose.

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The nose.

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And the...

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Taste.

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Taste.

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And the finish.

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Right, and then the finish because...

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Those are the official terms of when you drink a bourbon.

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Right, because when you drink a bourbon, probably with all foods...

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There's a bouquet that you need to appreciate.

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There's a flavor that hits the front of the mouth.

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The nose.

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The nose.

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And then the flavor is different when it hits the back of the mouth, like the back of the

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palate.

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Okay.

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Which is the...

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The what?

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Back of the palate.

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The finish.

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No.

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The nose.

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That's the end, the finish.

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So, and that could come immediately because there could be no finish.

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Some of the cheaper bourbons have no finish.

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We're just like, yeah, there's nothing there.

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But there's three things.

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There's the nose, there's the something, and then there's the finish.

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What's the middle one?

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We got to know this.

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We got to be...

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Producer.

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We got to be bourbon connoisseurs.

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Bourbon phases of taste.

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Sommeliers.

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We have to be sommeliers.

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Sommeliers.

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Be a dad to your kid.

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You have the smell, and then you have the first...

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First the nose.

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You got to go first, and then you got to end.

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It's called the nose, the palate, and then the finish.

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Okay.

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Nose, palate, and finish.

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All right.

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So every podcast, we're going to comment on the nose, the palate, and the finish.

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That's the way this works.

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Yeah.

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And the finish, to me, is like the most important because I love to have the satisfaction.

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You got to savor it.

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I'm telling you, the best finish that I've had for all bourbons right now, right now...

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It's called happy ending.

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Happy ending.

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Sean's happy ending.

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Nose smell on his stomach.

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What?

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Yeah, nose smell is very good.

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Oh, it's good.

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I also like the...

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I'm with you.

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The rare breed is one of my favorites.

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But as far as the finish goes, the nose smell wins.

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All right, here we go.

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The nose.

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Here we go.

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Let's get the steam roll through this.

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It smells very corny, very sweet.

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Sweet to me, yeah.

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Sweet.

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Kind of brown, not brown sugary, but more maybe maple-y.

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Hey, Paul, you had COVID.

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You can't smell.

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What?

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Just go ahead and drink it.

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Damn it.

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So I'm excluded from this.

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You just get to drink it.

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No, I can smell.

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I can smell.

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And I'm trying to...

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So you know what?

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It's not...

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I just farted.

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Well, now I can't smell anything other than Sean's shit.

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It smells like Brussels sprouts.

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Smell that, bitch.

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Yeah.

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I think it's a nice bouquet.

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We were talking about maybe this section being sponsored by Depends.

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You might need to get some, Sean.

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For Sean, for sure.

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No, more like air freshener.

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So there's a little...

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Or Saran wrap.

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This thing is bought to you by Saran wrap.

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A whole hell lot of it.

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When I taste this, is this a wheated?

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Correct.

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I'm surprised.

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It's good.

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It's a really good bourbon.

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Redemption.

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Redemption wheat.

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Okay.

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Redemption wheat and bourbon.

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What is the percentage?

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45.

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Man, that does not taste like a 45.

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45 corn?

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Wheat.

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Oh.

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Okay, well then, what's...

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So it's not a bourbon.

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No, it's got the 51% corn.

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51 corn, 45 wheat, and then it's...

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And the rest is going to be...

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It's barley or rye or whatever.

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Barley or rye.

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Barley or rye, coconut.

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Yeah.

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What proof is it?

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Steak.

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What is this 90 proof?

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What is the proof?

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We are woefully unprepared.

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Oh, it's 90 proof.

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Ooh, I'm barking like a barnyard animal.

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Yeah.

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You don't need that.

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He definitely needs some Depends.

282
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Depends.

283
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Yeah, so anyway, moving...

284
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Who had some pork rinds in the middle of our...

285
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Well, you had an entire bag of pork rinds.

286
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Okay, I had half a bag.

287
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Like Costco-sized bag.

288
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There's no we on that anyway.

289
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That's you.

290
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I limited it.

291
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Right.

292
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It was a point program they were celebrating downstairs.

293
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I probably had like six.

294
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You had a full pigskin.

295
00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:31,920
Here's the thing.

296
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We are not barnyard animals, so let's move on to the next topic, shall we?

297
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Yeah.

298
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So we kind of touched on this in the previous podcast.

299
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The pre-part one podcast of tonight.

300
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And the male manicure, and we really did...

301
00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,920
We kind of got sidetracked because of Paul.

302
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We didn't finish it.

303
00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,920
Let's finish that.

304
00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,920
And we really didn't discuss...

305
00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:54,920
You know, we got the typical shave.

306
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We talked about that.

307
00:07:55,920 --> 00:08:00,920
One of the things that I've had done twice now, and I just had it done last week, last

308
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Friday, as a matter of fact.

309
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Do share.

310
00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,920
No, it wasn't douche-ing.

311
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,920
I didn't say...

312
00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,920
I said do share.

313
00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,920
Did you have your Calpers clan pitch?

314
00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,920
Yeah, what the hell?

315
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:13,920
You had it done.

316
00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:14,920
I'm all ears.

317
00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,920
What do you have done?

318
00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,920
Douche your hair.

319
00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,920
Anyway, I had my...

320
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Because I have really big nostril hairs.

321
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So I had my noses...

322
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,920
Yeah, they're like stalks.

323
00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,920
I have nose hair.

324
00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,920
I had my nostrils waxed.

325
00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,920
So where they jam wax up your nose.

326
00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,920
Really?

327
00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,920
And then they just...

328
00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:33,920
So do you have...

329
00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,920
Have you not tried a nose hair trimmer?

330
00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:37,920
Oh yeah, I've got that.

331
00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,920
But they're like fricking tables.

332
00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,920
It doesn't get through the foil or whatever?

333
00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:47,920
It does, and it works, but they grow so fast and it drives me nuts.

334
00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:48,920
Interesting.

335
00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,920
And my boys...

336
00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,920
Steven has inherited it, and I'm sure Brandon's going to get it at some point, but it's...

337
00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,920
My dad has it.

338
00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:57,920
I've got it.

339
00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,920
Just big nose hairs.

340
00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,920
You waxed your nose hair.

341
00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,920
Yeah.

342
00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:03,920
I have not even heard of this.

343
00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:04,920
Are you kidding me?

344
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,920
No, I haven't.

345
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,920
Producer, pull up wax nose hairs.

346
00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,920
There are some memes.

347
00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,920
I don't need to watch it.

348
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:10,920
You do need to watch it.

349
00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,920
No, I don't.

350
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,920
That sounds painful, and it sounds...

351
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,920
That's absolutely the reason why dudes like us need to appreciate...

352
00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:17,920
What the hell is going on?

353
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:18,920
Is it painful?

354
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:19,920
Because I will tell you, when I pluck...

355
00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,920
Oh, it's beyond painful.

356
00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,920
I pluck nose hair on the very tips, you know, the ends.

357
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,920
When you do one at a time...

358
00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:26,920
I cry.

359
00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:27,920
It is incredibly painful.

360
00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:28,920
Pull up one of those videos.

361
00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,920
Yeah, I cry.

362
00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,920
I literally tear up...

363
00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,920
That's what it looks like.

364
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,920
That's what happens.

365
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,920
They have these big Q-tips.

366
00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,920
What?

367
00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:35,920
They got these things...

368
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,920
Oh, no.

369
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,920
I mean, it is so painful, you block out.

370
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,920
No, it's not.

371
00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:45,920
Or maybe not for pulling out a fricking tree trunk like you got growing in your nose.

372
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,920
No, I call bullshit on these videos.

373
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,920
Because I've gone through it twice.

374
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,920
Right.

375
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:51,920
It's not comfortable.

376
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:52,920
You're like, oh, that felt great.

377
00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:53,920
And you're still alive.

378
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:58,920
But it's like, you know, she jams it up there, and it's in your nose for about 30 seconds,

379
00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,920
and she mashes your nostrils to make sure she has good contact.

380
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,920
Everything's touching.

381
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:02,920
Yeah, everything's touching.

382
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,920
I think he's super glued to his hand.

383
00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,920
And then I did not look like that.

384
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,920
And for one thing, she barely pulled.

385
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,920
Right.

386
00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920
But this is entertainment.

387
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,920
Yeah, that's what I said.

388
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,920
This stupid video is entertainment.

389
00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,920
I call bullshit on all of these.

390
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,920
Because see, it's not that bad.

391
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:22,920
It's not that bad.

392
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:23,920
When you pull...

393
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,920
And I even told her, I was like, that's nothing.

394
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:26,920
Right.

395
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,920
I was like, when you pull...

396
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,920
Hold on, hold on.

397
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,920
Look at that.

398
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920
When you pull...

399
00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:31,920
You should have seen mine.

400
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:32,920
No, no.

401
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,920
I took a picture the first time.

402
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920
It's on my other phone.

403
00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:35,920
No, no, no.

404
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,920
It looks like a fricking caterpillar.

405
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:43,920
He has blessed me with one of his pictures of the aftermath that was pulled out of his

406
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,920
nostrils.

407
00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:45,920
This was a year ago.

408
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920
It was amazing.

409
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:52,920
It looked like a rodent was on the tip of a fucking Q-tip.

410
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920
Wow.

411
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,920
And the wax is green.

412
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:55,920
It was incredible.

413
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920
The wax is green.

414
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920
It was incredible.

415
00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920
Anyway.

416
00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,920
So I really didn't...

417
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:00,920
I've never heard of this.

418
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:01,920
I've never heard of nostrils.

419
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,920
No.

420
00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,920
They pulled out stalks of hair.

421
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,920
So, Brian, do you need to do this?

422
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:10,920
No, I can still get all my hair with just a regular pair of scissors.

423
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,920
No, I...

424
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:12,920
A head trimmer?

425
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,920
A head trimmer?

426
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,920
No, I said a pair of scissors.

427
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,920
You just stick it up there.

428
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:16,920
What do you mean, scissors?

429
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920
What are you talking about?

430
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,920
Scissors.

431
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,920
Yeah, little scissors.

432
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:20,920
Like this?

433
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,920
You stick it up there and clip it.

434
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,920
What the hell?

435
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,920
Stick them in your nose and you clip it.

436
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,920
You talk about the small scissors?

437
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:26,920
Yeah, small pair of scissors.

438
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,920
Yeah.

439
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,920
I haven't heard of that either.

440
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,920
You know, I'm not using hedge trimmers.

441
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:31,920
You know?

442
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,920
That's a lot of hair.

443
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920
Yeah.

444
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,920
Yeah, but...

445
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,920
You don't clip your nose hairs?

446
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,920
Well, I pluck them.

447
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:38,920
I guess you don't.

448
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:39,920
No, time out.

449
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,920
No, I can see you don't.

450
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920
Shut up.

451
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:46,920
I plucked them and recently I bought one of those nose hair trimmers.

452
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:50,920
No, it cost 15 bucks in the last couple months.

453
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:51,920
You don't have to deal with it.

454
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,920
Oh, oh, oh.

455
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,920
15 bucks to have them jam.

456
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,920
Yeah, 15 bucks to get it done.

457
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,920
And it took...

458
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,920
A Q-tip with wax up your nose.

459
00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,920
It took five minutes to do it.

460
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,920
And you cried.

461
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,920
No, I didn't.

462
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,920
Oh, yeah, you did.

463
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,920
She said, hey, come sit down.

464
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,920
She said, come sit down.

465
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,920
She got her little Q-tip, put the wax on it, jammed it up there.

466
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:10,920
The wax was warm.

467
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:11,920
She smashes it down.

468
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,920
She sits there and we kind of...

469
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,920
Small talk.

470
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,920
Yeah, you don't do that.

471
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,920
Small talk.

472
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,920
Small talk and then she kind of smashes it.

473
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,920
Were you naked?

474
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,920
I got full nude for this.

475
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,920
Was she?

476
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,920
Well, I mean, because that wasn't the only thing you were doing that day.

477
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,920
I got the full Brazilian tattoo.

478
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,920
Yeah, you got...

479
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,920
Oh, gross!

480
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:28,920
I got the full Brazilian.

481
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:29,920
Did you get the anal bleaching?

482
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:30,920
Yeah, you got the deluxe package.

483
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:31,920
She did.

484
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,920
Then she got...

485
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,920
So tell us everything you did when you were full nude.

486
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,920
Well, we got the Brazilian and then she got the Clorox bleach spray and then she bleached

487
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,920
my ass.

488
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,920
No.

489
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,920
Did she?

490
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,920
I didn't do any.

491
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,920
That's hot.

492
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:45,920
That's hot.

493
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:46,920
Within the rectum.

494
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:47,920
Well, hold on.

495
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,920
What about all that hair down there?

496
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:49,920
You had anal hair?

497
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:50,920
You had pink hair?

498
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,920
No, she waxed it.

499
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,920
Didn't get any of that done.

500
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:53,920
I just got the nostrils done.

501
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,920
And I...

502
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,920
That's a weird story.

503
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,920
I recommend it.

504
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920
That's a weird story.

505
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,920
Can you breathe better?

506
00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,920
Yeah.

507
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:00,920
Can you smell better?

508
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,920
No, but it wasn't about breathing better.

509
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,920
It wasn't about breathing.

510
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:07,160
It was about controlling all these nose hairs that kept sticking out of my nose.

511
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,280
It's about not finding stuff in your nose hair.

512
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,440
Well, it's that.

513
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,160
And how often do you need to do that?

514
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,160
Well, I did it last week.

515
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,160
Every four days?

516
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,160
It's once an hour.

517
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,160
Mine drove back so fast.

518
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160
Wow, it's expensive.

519
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,160
Well, he got tired of people saying, man, I really like your mustache.

520
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,160
Yeah.

521
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,160
And you had to shave.

522
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,160
And that's what kind of did it.

523
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,160
Well, what about your ears?

524
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,400
Do they do that with your ears as well?

525
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,400
They can.

526
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,400
And I've got...

527
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:34,280
Age sucks because hair grows differently as you get older.

528
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,760
My nose hairs are growing faster.

529
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,760
They get fricking airy.

530
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,280
Are you talking about the white ones?

531
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,280
Ear hair.

532
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,280
They go everywhere.

533
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,280
Gray hair.

534
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,280
They grow in all these weird directions.

535
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,280
Yeah.

536
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,880
And I'll continue on with my grooming habits.

537
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,880
Here we go.

538
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:50,880
The nostril wax.

539
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,560
There are some studies that say it's not real healthy because the nose hairs are there for

540
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,560
a reason.

541
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,560
They are.

542
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,560
They catch pollen.

543
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560
Yeah, they catch pollen.

544
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:02,440
And one thing, because I had that concern the first time my wife recommended it.

545
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,760
And she asked the lady...

546
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,760
Your wife?

547
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,320
You got to take care of that.

548
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,320
Yeah.

549
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320
Well, she's always like, you need to do your hair.

550
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,520
I am not touching you until you get that shit out of your nose.

551
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,520
Well, sometimes it's so bad.

552
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,520
Is that how it went down?

553
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,520
Sometimes it's so bad.

554
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,520
One will come out and it'll curl around the nostril.

555
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,520
Shut up.

556
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,520
Like I said, I look like a mustache.

557
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,880
Yeah, nice dash.

558
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,160
Any man that can floss his teeth with his own nose hair.

559
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,160
Oh, dude.

560
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,160
That's badass.

561
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,160
It drives me nuts.

562
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,960
So I trim it and I'm continually trimming it.

563
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,360
But as you get older, your hair grows differently as you get older.

564
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,440
Obviously when it turns gray, it does things much differently.

565
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,040
Maybe when it's gray, it's thicker.

566
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,040
Is that what it is?

567
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,040
No.

568
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,040
No.

569
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,800
When it's white or gray, it grows in these weird funky directions and is coarse as hell.

570
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,800
Sometimes it's straight.

571
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,800
There you go.

572
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800
What do you mean?

573
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,800
How do you know?

574
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800
Is that what you said?

575
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,920
No, I mean, I'm just saying that I don't know what I said.

576
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,920
I thought you said, how do you know?

577
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,200
Because I have it.

578
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,680
Well, no, I didn't say that.

579
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:02,920
I don't know what I said, but I've just I asked if it was if it was larger and you said

580
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:03,920
they get longer.

581
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,920
They grow faster.

582
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,400
Yes, I don't think they're they're not white.

583
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,400
They're not bigger.

584
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400
It's like bamboo stalk.

585
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,400
I think it's harder.

586
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400
Yeah, they are.

587
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400
They're more gorgeous.

588
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:17,920
Course and they and they grow like well and I'm talking about my sideburns.

589
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,220
That's my problem.

590
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,520
My sideburns are they're out of control.

591
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,520
Well, no, they're well, they can be.

592
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:29,760
But my sideburns, if I if I you know, if I let them go, I mean, the hair grows, they

593
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,200
stick straight out.

594
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,600
And they're all curly and shit.

595
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,960
They're not like normal hair.

596
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:42,360
It looks like when the when the Star Wars when they when the hair dies, it becomes a

597
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,360
white hair.

598
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,560
It is it.

599
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,960
It makes noises like that.

600
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,560
Chewbacca, what the hell was that?

601
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,560
What are you doing?

602
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,560
That was my of Chewbacca.

603
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,560
That was your Chewbacca.

604
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,560
Yeah, it was you.

605
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,560
No, I didn't.

606
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,560
That was that was Jurassic Park.

607
00:15:55,560 --> 00:16:03,560
I was going to say that when your hair turns white, that doesn't mean it dies.

608
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,560
Yeah, no, the hair follicle follicle dies.

609
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,320
I thought when it dies, it falls out.

610
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,920
I mean, that's when you go bald.

611
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,320
Yeah, that's when you go bald.

612
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,680
Your hair doesn't die and then I feel like your attack.

613
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,680
Well, hair is actually dead anyway.

614
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,680
I don't know.

615
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,680
I don't know what makes the hair white.

616
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,800
But the point is, it becomes it behaves differently.

617
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,960
It does completely behave differently and it's not the producer to pull it up.

618
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,560
How come hair turns white?

619
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,560
That's a great.

620
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,560
That is a great question.

621
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,120
So my whole head is basically gray.

622
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,760
I've been turning gray since my early 30s.

623
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,920
But it doesn't look like your hair is like out of control.

624
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,920
No, it's not.

625
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,040
It's growing different.

626
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,800
But I tell you what, again, going back to my chest hair.

627
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800
Show us.

628
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:47,720
Oh, gross, he pulled his shirt down, Sean.

629
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,720
Right here.

630
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,720
Here it is.

631
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,720
Say gray, not white.

632
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720
And no white.

633
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,720
Well, there you go.

634
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,720
It's melanin deficiencies.

635
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,720
OK, but yeah, it's not dead.

636
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,720
No, it's turning gray.

637
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,720
It tends to be white due to melanin.

638
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,720
Yeah, so it's all medical conditions, smoking, chronic stress, vitamin deficiency.

639
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,720
Smoking, smoking.

640
00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720
You and your fucking smoking.

641
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,720
Made your hair like all shit.

642
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,720
Yeah, I'm a fucking smoker.

643
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

644
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

645
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

646
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

647
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

648
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

649
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

650
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720
I'm a fucking smoker.

651
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:15,160
I'm a fucking smoker, made your hair like all shitty, and it doesn't say why it turns

652
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,160
gray.

653
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:23,720
This is as a reason, Harvard says we Harvard Harvard Harvard Harvard, why your turn gray

654
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,960
tuberous sclerosis?

655
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:31,840
Well, with vitiligo is a little how thoroughly your hair turns gray is influenced mostly

656
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,240
by the genes you inherit from your parents.

657
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,780
My mom was gray early.

658
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:40,780
though stress may play a role in the process, it would be more helpful to look at past generations

659
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:45,380
rather than your current stress levels to help you predict when or if you'll go gray.

660
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:48,780
No, this doesn't give you the medical terms of why it turns gray.

661
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:56,580
We're not interested in why it turns white or gray. We want to know why it's different.

662
00:17:56,580 --> 00:18:01,620
Why is the white hair so dramatically different than normal hair?

663
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,620
The texture. The texture of the hair.

664
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,620
In the direction, in the coarseness.

665
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:10,620
That all depends on where it's growing on your body.

666
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:14,620
If it grows down around your crotch, it's curly.

667
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,620
No it isn't.

668
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,620
If it grows on your head, then it's not curly.

669
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,620
Mine's straight out in every direction.

670
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,620
I was going to say, actually your pubes.

671
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,620
Hold on, you heard it.

672
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,620
Pubes.

673
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,620
Pubes.

674
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,620
Your pubes.

675
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,620
That's crazy.

676
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:36,620
They don't grow straight. They're not straight all of a sudden.

677
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,620
Mine are.

678
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,620
You can part them and comb them and everything.

679
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,620
No, mine are like oil.

680
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,620
Your pubes?

681
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:48,620
Well, let me look.

682
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,620
What happened?

683
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:54,620
So it's like long flowing. Of course, every hair on your body turns gray.

684
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,620
It's not like a horse mane. What are you talking about?

685
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,620
They're not like all flowing in the wind and shit.

686
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,620
How long are your pubes?

687
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:06,620
He stands in front of a fan and just watches them flow in the wind.

688
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,620
No, that's what you do.

689
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:11,620
Look at how it flows.

690
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:16,620
No, the white hair. If you get long white hair, it'll be just as soft as if it was black.

691
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:21,620
He shampoos with horse and mane on his pubes.

692
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,620
Anyway, you're getting us off track, Paul.

693
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,620
Really, I am?

694
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:31,620
Anyway, the chest hairs, they go crazy at this point in my life.

695
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:35,620
And my wife helps me trim those.

696
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:41,620
And as well as I get older, the back hair has started to sprout as well.

697
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,620
Which drives me fricking nuts.

698
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,620
Sprout like a weed.

699
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:50,620
It is. I've never had it before and then all of a sudden you turn 40, 45.

700
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,620
And all of a sudden you're just like, shit.

701
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:54,620
Yeah, that's hot though.

702
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,620
Women love back hair.

703
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,620
Seriously?

704
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,620
Keeps them warm.

705
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,620
I don't think so.

706
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,620
My wife helps me.

707
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:06,620
She does it down there in Manscaped, the crotchal region or anything like that.

708
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,620
Crotchal?

709
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,620
Crotchal region.

710
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,620
Is that a word?

711
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:15,620
Why don't you just have her do the electric shaver on your back?

712
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:16,620
She does.

713
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,620
Or you can just foam up.

714
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:21,620
She's tried narrow on the back, but that caused a lot of ingrown hair.

715
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,620
No, no, no.

716
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,620
That caused a lot. I couldn't even lean back for a week.

717
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,620
Just regular shaving cream.

718
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,620
It burns the skin and all sorts of weird shit and gets bumps, right?

719
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,620
I had serious back pain.

720
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,620
So that's stuff designed for your legs then there?

721
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,620
I don't know. Don't use it on your back.

722
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,620
Honestly, it shouldn't be designed for anything.

723
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,620
It's not good for you.

724
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:45,620
Doctors use something that when you go into surgery and you have to...

725
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,620
A razor.

726
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,620
No, well, they use medical duct tape.

727
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,620
Well, there's a...

728
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,620
They Brazilian you.

729
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,620
No matter what surgery, you're in a Brazilian.

730
00:20:55,620 --> 00:21:00,620
They wash a portion of his body with this bar of soap and the hair just kind of fell off.

731
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:01,620
That's an antiseptic.

732
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,620
God, that can't be good for you.

733
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:04,620
Imagine that.

734
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,620
What?

735
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:11,620
Washing your body with a soap and it makes all your hair follicles just like die and give up the hair.

736
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,620
It can't be good for you.

737
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,620
It cannot.

738
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,620
I don't know.

739
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,620
I'm just saying.

740
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,620
My wife did it once in my back and I was like, never again.

741
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,620
That was narrow.

742
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:20,620
That was narrow.

743
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,620
That was narrow.

744
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,620
But he was referring to a surgical soap.

745
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:29,620
Well, what's the difference between having a surgical soap neutralize whatever's holding that hair in

746
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:34,620
than having some adhesive stuck to it and ripping it out?

747
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,620
Yeah, what do you think would feel better?

748
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,620
Hey, let's put some duct tape on your back and let's rip it off.

749
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:40,620
See how it feels.

750
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:41,620
Well, then you have...

751
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,620
You know what? You make a good point.

752
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:54,620
Then you have the machines, the epilators that are basically a big spring and it vibrates and it grabs it and pulls it out.

753
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,620
Like the epilady.

754
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,620
Well, it's the same concept as yanking it out any other way.

755
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,620
Well, it is, but I couldn't imagine...

756
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,620
What?

757
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,620
And then women do something called...

758
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,620
Is it needling for their eyebrows?

759
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:06,620
No, yes.

760
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,620
And that's pulling it out too, right?

761
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:09,620
Yanking it out.

762
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,620
You put threads around your eyebrows and they yank it out. I remember a lady I used to work with.

763
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:19,620
Why do they have to do that? Why can't they just do normal hair pulling?

764
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:23,620
With tweezers? Like pluck it out? Susan does that every morning.

765
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:28,620
Well, I think the needling is threading. It's called threading. It's not called needling.

766
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:29,620
Threading, that's it.

767
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:35,620
And I think it's an Oriental or Asian thing on how they used to do it. And they're obviously popping up all over.

768
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,620
Maybe it doesn't hurt?

769
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,620
No, it's extremely painful.

770
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,620
What the hell?

771
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:45,620
A lady came in and she was telling me about it. She was like, this was the most painful experience I've ever gone through in my life.

772
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:51,620
She goes, I will never do it again. I went in with my daughter or daughter-in-law or something like that to this threading place.

773
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:59,620
And they wrap these little thin threads around your eyebrows and just rip it all out.

774
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:01,620
She's like, it was terrible.

775
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:04,620
I mean, it just seems to me like so many other options. I don't understand...

776
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:09,620
They get it all off and then they go in and tattoo it and then you don't have to worry about it anymore.

777
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:10,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

778
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:11,620
Well, hold on.

779
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,620
What is a tattoo for?

780
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:16,620
You're saying they do threading to rip all of the whole eyebrow off?

781
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,620
No, some women do.

782
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:22,620
Some women will take all their eyebrows off and then they'll do a tattoo.

783
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:32,620
Yeah, some women do that. I used to work for a lady who, I don't know if she didn't have any eyebrows or she waxed her eyebrows and then she drew them on her forehead.

784
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,620
And they were like really high and they weren't natural looking.

785
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:37,620
I think that was a sign failed episode.

786
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,620
Drew them like with makeup?

787
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,620
No, with a magic marker.

788
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,620
With a Sharpie.

789
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,620
With a Sharpie?

790
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,620
Yeah, angry eyes.

791
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,620
With a red Sharpie.

792
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,620
She could change colors.

793
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,620
Yeah, angry eyes.

794
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:53,620
And then if she got mad, she'd just scrub her face and do another Sharpie with a different color.

795
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,620
Yeah, right.

796
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:55,620
Bad ass.

797
00:23:55,620 --> 00:24:02,620
Again, I don't know if that was because she couldn't grow them or she elected to do that, but some women do that.

798
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,620
And the tattoo, I know some people do it.

799
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:09,620
So as far as my grooming, that's about it.

800
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:12,620
And the ears are starting to come into play as well.

801
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:21,620
And what's frustrating is when I go in and get the haircut now, the haircut people, haircut tenders will kind of jam the razor in there.

802
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:22,620
Tenders?

803
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:25,620
Yes, just like a bar tenders, it's a haircut.

804
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,620
Is that a real thing?

805
00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:27,620
I don't know.

806
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:28,620
A hair tenders?

807
00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:29,620
Probably not.

808
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,620
Is that a band name?

809
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:31,620
A nose hair tenders.

810
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,620
A nose hair tenders.

811
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:37,620
But anyway, she'll go in there and shave the ears.

812
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:41,620
And I'm just like, this never had to happen before until I turned a certain age.

813
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,620
I was like, this is ridiculous.

814
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:45,620
Well, I just use my regular trimmer.

815
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:46,620
Well, I do too.

816
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:48,620
My mustache trimmer.

817
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,620
I just trim my ears.

818
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:54,620
Well, I do too, but you know, I feel like you forget for a couple of days, next thing you go for the, you know, the haircut, they're long.

819
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,620
I stick my fingers in and pinch them out.

820
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,620
I'm just like, you can't go out with my fingers.

821
00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,620
I do that too.

822
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,620
I do that too.

823
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,620
I was kind of like, oh, I see some stragglers.

824
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:03,620
You know what?

825
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:04,620
And then I cry.

826
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:09,620
So I pull out nose hair when I'm on long drives.

827
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,620
When I'm doing cross country driving.

828
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:12,620
To stay awake.

829
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,620
And I had trouble staying awake, I plucked nose hair.

830
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,620
Boom, boom, boom.

831
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,620
It totally works.

832
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:17,620
Totally works.

833
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,620
Interesting.

834
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,620
Because it's super painful.

835
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,620
It is.

836
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:25,620
But especially, damn, when you use the tweezers right there on the edge of the nose.

837
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,620
It's like masochism.

838
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:29,620
It literally makes your tear ducts just boom.

839
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:31,620
Get the whole nostril done.

840
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:32,620
So then you're going to start crying.

841
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:33,620
You can't see it.

842
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:34,620
You have a wreck.

843
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,620
No, no, no.

844
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,620
Here's the thing.

845
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,620
Well, you look at your phone.

846
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,620
No, I was plucking my nose hairs off.

847
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:39,620
There you go.

848
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:46,620
When you're driving, when you're driving, I don't know about you guys, but my fingernails can't get to those, can't get to those.

849
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,620
The ones that really hurt.

850
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:50,620
I just do whatever I can grab.

851
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:51,620
Right.

852
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,620
It's kind of gross.

853
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,620
Paul, whenever I'm driving, I'm usually focusing on the road and the people around me.

854
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,620
I'm not focusing in on my nose hair.

855
00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:58,620
Oh, the road.

856
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:02,620
Do you pull down the visor with the mirror and open it up so you can see the nose hairs that you're pulling?

857
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,620
Yeah, absolutely.

858
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:04,620
Why wouldn't I?

859
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,620
Put that as mascara.

860
00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,620
Yeah.

861
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:07,620
Yeah, absolutely.

862
00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:08,620
Why watch the road?

863
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:09,620
The car will drive by itself.

864
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:10,620
Dude, I have a Tesla.

865
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,620
It's turned a horrible direction.

866
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:13,620
It did.

867
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:14,620
It did.

868
00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:16,620
We're talking about manscaping.

869
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:17,620
So manscaping.

870
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:18,620
No, we're not.

871
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:19,620
So we're moving on.

872
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:23,620
Who else scapes their body?

873
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:27,620
I, you know, on occasion, I do it all.

874
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,620
I do the chest.

875
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,620
I do the nether region.

876
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:30,620
Yeah, the same.

877
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:31,620
Absolutely.

878
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,620
Like a newborn baby?

879
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:39,620
At one point, I became so obsessed and I kind of enjoyed the shaving that I wanted to do my arms and legs and my wife was like, no.

880
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,620
Hell no.

881
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,620
I wanted to be like an Olympic swimmer.

882
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:43,620
So you wanted to be a bald eagle?

883
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,620
Bald eagle.

884
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:45,620
There you go.

885
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,620
Do you ever think about shaving your head?

886
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:50,620
No, because I heard a horrible story once.

887
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:51,620
What?

888
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:52,620
Somebody lost a bet.

889
00:26:52,620 --> 00:27:00,620
It was like, like they were like in their late twenties and they, you know how guys like will lose a bet and he shaved his head.

890
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,620
Didn't come back.

891
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,620
That's a lie.

892
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:06,620
No, this is a first hand story.

893
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:10,620
This is a first hand story where they all felt horrible for the guy.

894
00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:11,620
First hand story.

895
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:12,620
Comes back.

896
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:13,620
Nope.

897
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:14,620
It's a first hand story.

898
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:15,620
How is that possible?

899
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:18,620
He shaved his head and it kind of did not grow back.

900
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:19,620
It didn't grow back normally.

901
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:23,620
Like it accelerated what would have happened 10 years later.

902
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,620
And it doesn't make any sense.

903
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:27,620
So did he like use a razor or just clippers on it?

904
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:28,620
I don't know.

905
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:36,620
I don't know the details, but I know for a fact, I know the guy that knows that guy and he was telling the story to me.

906
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:40,620
So he was either lying to me or it is a real thing.

907
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,620
Was alcohol involved?

908
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,620
I'm sure.

909
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,620
Well, other than that, you're not going to get a straight story from that.

910
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:48,620
20 year old people.

911
00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,620
You know if the hair grows back or not.

912
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:54,620
And you know if a whole that whole group of friends feels bad or not.

913
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,620
I've had my head shaved and my hair grew back.

914
00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:59,620
Stephen shaved his head and his has grown back.

915
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:03,620
You're blessed with like a perfect set of hair, even at your age.

916
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,620
Oh, now we're going down that path.

917
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,620
My age.

918
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:07,620
Yeah, you're old.

919
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,620
I believe we're old.

920
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,620
You're perfect hair.

921
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,620
Well, I am blessed.

922
00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:15,620
My father does have a lot of hair still and he's.

923
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,620
Well, hold on.

924
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:17,620
It's not your father.

925
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:18,620
It's your mother.

926
00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:20,620
It's your mother's father.

927
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:25,620
Did you know that baldness comes from your mother's father, your mother father.

928
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:27,620
It comes from the mother's side of the family.

929
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:28,620
Does it?

930
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,620
Yes.

931
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,620
Your mother's father.

932
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:32,620
Well, he don't think about you.

933
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:35,620
Actually, that's not showed you that picture of me in a flat.

934
00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,620
That's an old you can buy.

935
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:39,620
I don't think you can buy that picture anymore.

936
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,620
No, it is.

937
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,620
Did it change?

938
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:42,620
It's always been that way.

939
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:48,620
No, it's not that that's that they thought that was true.

940
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,620
That's something I confirmed with this new science.

941
00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:52,620
You have to go.

942
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,620
Well, what was that?

943
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,620
Hey, we're going to have to stand that.

944
00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:57,620
What was that?

945
00:28:57,620 --> 00:29:00,620
I just want to make sure everybody I'm OK.

946
00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,620
Do we do your mind?

947
00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,620
I don't know what happened.

948
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:05,620
Let Paul clean up his stomach.

949
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:10,620
I had a stroke or an embolism and I'm OK.

950
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,620
I'm OK.

951
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,620
How about we do a group hug?

952
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,620
No, it's too juicy.

953
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,620
You know, fuck all of you.

954
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:18,620
You're too far away.

955
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:19,620
I had a hiccup.

956
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:20,620
I don't know what it was.

957
00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:21,620
I don't know what that was.

958
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:23,620
Hey, get a beer bubble.

959
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:24,620
Get a washcloth.

960
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:27,620
Get something off his stomach.

961
00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:29,620
I'm never going to let that down.

962
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:30,620
No, you're not.

963
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:31,620
Ever.

964
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,620
No.

965
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:33,620
Shit scraped off my stomach.

966
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:37,620
As far as, no, I just clip a few nose hairs, a few ear hairs, and that's it.

967
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,620
I'm kind of a skinless cat.

968
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:40,620
I'm ready to roll.

969
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:41,620
I don't have much hair.

970
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,620
You don't shave all that, that often?

971
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:44,620
No?

972
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:49,620
Well, actually, whenever you go out every day, no, I wouldn't shave every day.

973
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:51,620
It took me eight months to get this.

974
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:53,620
Eight months just to get this right here.

975
00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:54,620
Really?

976
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,620
It came out this color.

977
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:56,620
Isn't that so amazing?

978
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,620
I find that fascinating.

979
00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:02,620
I got on a Zoom call today at work, and, you know, we don't always do our video, but we

980
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:03,620
did this time.

981
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:04,620
Everybody did.

982
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:07,620
And one dude had like a freaking huge ass beard.

983
00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:11,620
And I was like, okay, I didn't see you all that long ago, like on Zoom.

984
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:13,620
I was like, where the hell did that come from?

985
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,620
Some guys can grow beards quick.

986
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:16,620
Isn't that crazy?

987
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:17,620
Why is that?

988
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,620
That's just so bizarre to me.

989
00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:20,620
Like I said, they got hair in a roll.

990
00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:21,620
Is it testosterone?

991
00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:22,620
No.

992
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,620
No, it's not testosterone.

993
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,620
They're more feral than you.

994
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:28,620
Some people have a bigger penis than others.

995
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,620
It's just hereditary.

996
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,620
It could be.

997
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:33,620
Could be.

998
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:34,620
Could be.

999
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,620
That's why I grow hair fast.

1000
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:37,620
Yeah.

1001
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:41,620
See, my dad, my dad doesn't, he couldn't grow a beard until it came out gray.

1002
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:44,620
I don't have hardly, I'm basically skinless here.

1003
00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:45,620
I don't have any hair chest.

1004
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:46,620
Skinless?

1005
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:47,620
So it's like just raw?

1006
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:48,620
It's raw.

1007
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,620
Yeah.

1008
00:30:49,620 --> 00:30:50,620
Well, you know.

1009
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:51,620
Yeah, that's crazy.

1010
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:55,620
Well, Paul won't keep his hands off of it, so he does rub it so much.

1011
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,620
Oh, it's so smooth.

1012
00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:57,620
Wow.

1013
00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,620
He goes, man, it's so smooth.

1014
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:00,620
Smooth is silk.

1015
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,620
I don't remember any of this.

1016
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,620
Is that how you talk about basketball?

1017
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:07,620
You like gently rub your face against it?

1018
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:11,620
Yeah, like the Ben Stiller, the Ben Stiller thing.

1019
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,620
Oh my God, you have no hair on your chest.

1020
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:15,620
I need to take a shower after this.

1021
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:17,620
God, no kidding.

1022
00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:19,620
These are disgusting topics.

1023
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:21,620
I wanted to talk about concerts that we did, too.

1024
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:25,620
I guess we're getting off of, we're getting off of man scalping.

1025
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:26,620
Well, we don't have to get on the hair.

1026
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:31,620
But manicuring is important, and manicuring is important for professional purposes.

1027
00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:35,620
You need to look, you need to dress, you need to look professional.

1028
00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:36,620
Especially if you're a penis model.

1029
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:39,620
And so if you have those hairs sticking out your nose, that's unprofessional.

1030
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:40,620
It is.

1031
00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:42,620
If you got hairs sticking out your ears, it's unprofessional.

1032
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:43,620
You got to have clean cut.

1033
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,620
If you want long hair, fuck it, have long hair.

1034
00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:46,620
But take care of it.

1035
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,620
I'm with you.

1036
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,620
There have been moments.

1037
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:53,620
There actually have been moments where I have noticed people's nose hair and ear hair and been like,

1038
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:59,620
Now, for your wife and personal experiences, like if your wife, you know, that's a personal level.

1039
00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:04,620
So if your wife, you want to look up for your wife, you need to maintain your stuff, you know.

1040
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:08,620
You don't necessarily have to shave, but you need to clip your stuff.

1041
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:13,620
If you got two inch fricking chest hairs, you need to trim those back boys.

1042
00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:14,620
Unless they're into that.

1043
00:32:14,620 --> 00:32:17,620
Unless they're all into that.

1044
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:21,620
If you're going to be in a meeting and you actually turn on your video.

1045
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:22,620
With his shirt off.

1046
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,620
That's not good.

1047
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:24,620
Get Jeffrey Tubin it.

1048
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:25,620
Yeah.

1049
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:26,620
Jeffrey Tubin it.

1050
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:27,620
What?

1051
00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,620
Get a Jeffrey Tubin it.

1052
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:29,620
Jeffrey Tubing?

1053
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:30,620
Yeah.

1054
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,620
Tubin.

1055
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:32,620
The dude that was.

1056
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:33,620
He's the dude from CNN.

1057
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:34,620
Yeah.

1058
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:35,620
The dude that got caught touching himself.

1059
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,620
Yeah.

1060
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,620
You know, you definitely don't want to do that.

1061
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,620
Or on this meeting.

1062
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:40,620
Jeffrey Tubin.

1063
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:41,620
Yes.

1064
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:42,620
I remember that.

1065
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:45,620
This meeting we had, of course, I never turned on my video, but some dude did.

1066
00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:46,620
He forgot.

1067
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:47,620
Oh, no.

1068
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,620
Yeah.

1069
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:49,620
Oh, yeah.

1070
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,620
He started digging, baby.

1071
00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:51,620
He was cleaning.

1072
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:52,620
He was spaulding, you know, on Caddyshack.

1073
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:55,620
And they go, no, he's not going to do it.

1074
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:56,620
Another dude recorded it.

1075
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,620
What?

1076
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,620
Okay.

1077
00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,620
Oh, God.

1078
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:00,620
You know what?

1079
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:01,620
That's crap.

1080
00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:06,620
Somebody needed to text him or chat with him and be like, turn the damn camera off, you

1081
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:07,620
idiot.

1082
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:08,620
He was overseas.

1083
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,620
This was part of the thing.

1084
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:10,620
He was.

1085
00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:13,620
I go, seriously, I didn't see it because all the screens didn't come up on my.

1086
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:14,620
So he's an Indian contractor?

1087
00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:15,620
Well, he's.

1088
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:19,620
He was one of our counterparts in Germany or Australia or whatever.

1089
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:21,340
But man, they said he was going to town.

1090
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,340
I saw the video.

1091
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:23,340
The guy actually videoed it.

1092
00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:24,340
He goes, man, did you see that?

1093
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,340
I said, no.

1094
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,340
Well, come on, turn the camera off.

1095
00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,340
You're going to clean yourself.

1096
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,340
Yeah.

1097
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:30,340
I mean, that's why I don't.

1098
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,340
There have been so many stories like that.

1099
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,340
I mean, if they make me do mine.

1100
00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:33,340
People leave their cameras on.

1101
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:36,340
I'm going to get up and I'm going to bend over and pick up something.

1102
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:38,620
I'm going to say that'll be the last time I turn my camera on.

1103
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,620
Let him see everything.

1104
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:41,340
I don't want my camera on.

1105
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:42,620
Not going to work for your company.

1106
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,060
Well, my boss doesn't want to see me.

1107
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:46,940
So he, you know, hey, turn your camera off.

1108
00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:47,940
It's off.

1109
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:48,940
Are you serious?

1110
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:49,940
He knows what I look like.

1111
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,340
I don't need to turn on.

1112
00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:56,980
So we rarely have our cameras on, but there are team meetings where I mean, I even say,

1113
00:33:56,980 --> 00:33:59,940
I go, this is a camera meeting because I want to see everybody's faces.

1114
00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:01,780
We want to laugh and see each other.

1115
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,060
And we're not even talking about work.

1116
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:04,540
We're just kind of catching up.

1117
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:05,780
Now, do you take a shower?

1118
00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,820
I do tell my team this is a camera meeting.

1119
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:10,540
Do you take a shower whenever it's going to be a camera meeting?

1120
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:11,660
I shower every now.

1121
00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:14,180
I have a routine in the morning just like I did when I went to work.

1122
00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:15,440
You shower every day?

1123
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,340
Every morning I get up and I follow the same routine.

1124
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:20,740
Otherwise, I wouldn't get up on time.

1125
00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:22,940
I have to I have to set my alarm.

1126
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:23,940
I set my alarm.

1127
00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:25,940
I get up, brush my teeth, shave.

1128
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:26,940
Good for you.

1129
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,540
Shower, get dressed, and then I'm ready for work.

1130
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:30,540
Good for you.

1131
00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:31,540
I respect that.

1132
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,540
I don't have that.

1133
00:34:32,540 --> 00:34:34,100
I envy that actually.

1134
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:35,780
I don't have that routine at all.

1135
00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:36,980
I wish I could get that.

1136
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:38,380
Yeah, if I didn't, I wouldn't.

1137
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:42,540
Like on the weekends, I feel nasty if I don't shower and it bugs me.

1138
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:45,540
You have shit on your stomach.

1139
00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,060
That's you Paul.

1140
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,060
You're projecting.

1141
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:49,060
Yes, I'm deflecting.

1142
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:50,060
You're deflecting.

1143
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:53,300
I'm going to keep trying because I got to get this off me.

1144
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:54,300
It's a stench.

1145
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,300
Yeah, yeah, that's what the shit.

1146
00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:57,980
I may have to leave the podcast.

1147
00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:58,980
What's the?

1148
00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,780
We're going to get that made.

1149
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:02,500
It's maybe an ender for me.

1150
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:08,500
Listen, all you listeners that like since we're since we're talking about that, yeah,

1151
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:12,140
what's the what's the best concert you've been to that you've been shit face that maybe

1152
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,140
you couldn't remember?

1153
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:15,420
I've been shit face at all of my concerts.

1154
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,860
What was the first one?

1155
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:20,260
I tried to remember my very first concert.

1156
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:22,940
It had to be when I was in high school and it had to.

1157
00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:23,940
I think it was.

1158
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:27,860
I think it was heart and you know who opened for them was the Hooters.

1159
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:32,020
Yes, I'll use the heart.

1160
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,420
I'll use zombies.

1161
00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:34,420
Where did you go?

1162
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,620
Well, where was the concert?

1163
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620
It was the summit in Houston.

1164
00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:38,620
The summit.

1165
00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:41,620
You know, I met the Hooters.

1166
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:46,620
You've met some Hooters like talk about the Hooters you've met.

1167
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:47,620
Yes.

1168
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:48,620
No, the band.

1169
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:49,620
Oh, you made fun of me last time.

1170
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:50,620
Yeah, we talked about.

1171
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:53,300
Yes, you made fun of me every time.

1172
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:54,700
Every time was hard not to.

1173
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,220
Well, my first one.

1174
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:57,220
Let's see.

1175
00:35:57,220 --> 00:36:04,700
My first concert was at the Coliseum in Houston in 1963 and it was Jethro told.

1176
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,060
Oh, no way.

1177
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,700
It is rock and flute.

1178
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:11,140
The flute do the flute is the flautist flautist.

1179
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:14,700
Yeah, Aqualung, which is a decent song.

1180
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,700
I am trying to remember how that goes.

1181
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,940
OK, that's not it.

1182
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:22,380
I can promise you that was Aqualung.

1183
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:23,380
That was yes.

1184
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:24,380
Oh, yes.

1185
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:29,980
You guys are so lucky to get to see the visual we did of Jethro playing the air flutes.

1186
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,460
Yeah, yeah.

1187
00:36:31,460 --> 00:36:37,140
Yeah, actually, that was the second concert I saw to I saw Jethro told twice.

1188
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,420
You went back to second time.

1189
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,420
Yeah, the next year.

1190
00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:41,420
I Piper himself.

1191
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:42,420
Yeah.

1192
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:43,420
Crazy.

1193
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,900
He looks like the Piper.

1194
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,380
And he was back at the Coliseum.

1195
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:49,620
Gosh, it's hard for me to remember.

1196
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:55,620
I saw it may have been Eddie Murphy, one of his concerts.

1197
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,620
It's not his comedy.

1198
00:36:56,620 --> 00:36:57,620
No, that didn't count.

1199
00:36:57,620 --> 00:37:00,460
No, you got to be going with the band band.

1200
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:01,820
So or soloist.

1201
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,900
I saw Motley Crue.

1202
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,740
I believe that may have been my first one.

1203
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:08,980
I saw an old country, not the crew.

1204
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,340
Something read Jerry Reed, Lou Reed.

1205
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:14,260
No, I saw Jerry Reed.

1206
00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:15,980
I don't even know what the fuck he said.

1207
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:17,660
He's smoking the bandit.

1208
00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:21,620
I saw he's down about that guy.

1209
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:24,860
I saw Jerry Reed and this was in Mannheim, Germany.

1210
00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:26,700
He's the he's the truck driver.

1211
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:27,700
Yes, he is.

1212
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,700
Yeah, I saw Motley Crue.

1213
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,700
You're saying he was a country music country.

1214
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:37,100
I mean, yeah, I saw him because this was this was the same time that I saw Star Wars.

1215
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,580
Yeah, right around.

1216
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:41,300
No, the first one was in seventy two.

1217
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,820
No, seventy seven.

1218
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:43,820
Seventy eight.

1219
00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:49,260
Seventy seventy seven was when the first seven that you a dollar is released in seventy eight

1220
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:53,060
though, maybe in Germany or or or high Kong.

1221
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,060
Once you over.

1222
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,060
Yeah, he was over.

1223
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,060
Kong.

1224
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:57,060
What the fuck is high Kong?

1225
00:37:57,060 --> 00:38:01,500
I mean, it was it was Indonesia that before they called it Hong Kong.

1226
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,620
The hell just happened.

1227
00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:05,420
God, your history sucks.

1228
00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:06,420
What's going on here?

1229
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:07,420
My geographical knowledge.

1230
00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:08,420
Yeah, really.

1231
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,420
Why don't we get nice?

1232
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:13,860
So you saw the smoking the bandit truck driver in Germany.

1233
00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:14,860
It was so long ago.

1234
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:22,340
But really, the one that was was memorable was when I lived in El Taco and El Paso, El

1235
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:23,340
Paso.

1236
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:28,820
And I remember it was it was as P 94 FM and there was some weird Sean Cruz.

1237
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:29,820
Sean Cruz.

1238
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,820
Come see him flip the bottles.

1239
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:33,820
Is it for what?

1240
00:38:33,820 --> 00:38:34,820
Is it?

1241
00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:35,820
How was that?

1242
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:36,820
Was it hosier?

1243
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,820
Rico?

1244
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:38,820
That German?

1245
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:39,820
That was awful.

1246
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:40,820
Did you go see Hulio Galatia?

1247
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,820
Luxembourgian.

1248
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:42,820
I don't know.

1249
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:47,660
So again, it was it was it was Joan Jett, actually, a run DMC.

1250
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:48,660
That's what his god bless.

1251
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,220
Yeah, Joan Jett run DMC.

1252
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:51,980
They toured together, didn't they?

1253
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,500
Well, I saw them together.

1254
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,540
So it was run DMC and Joan Jett.

1255
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,540
Yes, it was.

1256
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:57,540
It wasn't.

1257
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,540
Yes, it was.

1258
00:38:58,540 --> 00:38:59,540
They toured together.

1259
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:00,540
Well, 1984, 85.

1260
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,660
Well, they had that walk this way crossover hit with Aerosmith.

1261
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:06,660
So they're probably trying to capitalize on the rock fans as well.

1262
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,660
You being dead serious.

1263
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:08,940
Joan Jett.

1264
00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:09,940
Yeah.

1265
00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:10,940
And run DMC.

1266
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:11,940
Yeah.

1267
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:12,940
No, there were some other artists.

1268
00:39:12,940 --> 00:39:14,540
I just don't recall who they were.

1269
00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:16,660
But those were the two.

1270
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,660
Was not Jeff.

1271
00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:18,660
No, he was he was soloist.

1272
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:19,660
B94 FM was the radio station.

1273
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:20,660
I remember there was some Lollapalooza.

1274
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:21,660
The B. That's what it was.

1275
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,660
That was that was 96.3.

1276
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,660
KBNA.

1277
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:24,660
K Bueno radio station.

1278
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:25,660
Paso, Texas.

1279
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:26,660
Paso, Texas.

1280
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:27,660
Paso, Texas.

1281
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:28,660
Paso, Texas.

1282
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,660
Paso, Texas.

1283
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,660
Paso, Texas.

1284
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:31,660
Paso, Texas.

1285
00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:32,660
Paso, Texas.

1286
00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:33,660
Paso, Texas.

1287
00:39:33,660 --> 00:39:34,660
Paso, Texas.

1288
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,660
Paso, Texas.

1289
00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:36,660
Paso, Texas.

1290
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:37,660
Paso, Texas.

1291
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:38,660
Paso, Texas.

1292
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:39,660
No, man.

1293
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:40,660
One commercial.

1294
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:41,660
They had a billboard too.

1295
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:42,660
That is fantastic.

1296
00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:43,660
It had your picture on it.

1297
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:51,060
They had a little bottom caption on there.

1298
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:52,660
But your picture was not on it.

1299
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:53,660
No.

1300
00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:54,660
Thank God.

1301
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:55,660
Yeah.

1302
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:56,660
That would have been awful.

1303
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:57,660
That would have been kind of cool.

1304
00:39:57,660 --> 00:40:02,300
But one of my more one of my more memorable concerts was when I was in college.

1305
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:10,300
I went to see we drove to Columbus, Ohio to see Edie Burkell and the New Bohemians.

1306
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,300
Yes.

1307
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:12,300
What I am is what I am.

1308
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,300
That's a great song.

1309
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,300
What you are.

1310
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,620
I'm not going to try singing it, but that was a great song.

1311
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:20,980
And this is when I was a senior in college, I believe.

1312
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:25,140
And I was living with the two, the three ladies and one guy.

1313
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:27,580
And we all drove up there.

1314
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:33,900
And I remember my one roommate who was the other male, the drummer was eating cucumbers

1315
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,900
all night.

1316
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:35,900
He was just had a bowl of cucumbers.

1317
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:36,900
And at the end of the night, like slices.

1318
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:37,900
Yeah.

1319
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:38,900
He was like deep.

1320
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:53,700
So anyway, at the end of the night, he was he was throwing them out to the crowd.

1321
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:58,100
The cucumber slices that were left for.

1322
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,100
Yeah.

1323
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,700
Like you saw the guitar pick out or the stick or something like that.

1324
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,060
No, he was throwing cucumber slices.

1325
00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:06,420
My roommate, the other guy, he caught it.

1326
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,420
He was so excited.

1327
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,180
He's like, he ate it.

1328
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:13,260
And it was a pile of mush because it would have been sitting there for an hour and a

1329
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,260
half.

1330
00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:15,260
And it was warm.

1331
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:16,260
And he looked.

1332
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,260
I don't know if he ate it.

1333
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:18,260
I can't remember if he ate it or not.

1334
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,260
But that's one of those.

1335
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:21,900
He's like he was so in love with Edie Burkell and the New Bohemians.

1336
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,900
I think he did eat it.

1337
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:26,340
And this thing was the nastiest looking thing.

1338
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:28,060
I was like, I can't believe he ate it.

1339
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:29,060
But he did it.

1340
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,060
That's a great thought.

1341
00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:31,060
Boom.

1342
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:32,060
But he didn't do.

1343
00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:35,980
Do you know she was from the Dallas area?

1344
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:36,980
No.

1345
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:41,460
In fact, I didn't even know who she was married to until like the last couple of years.

1346
00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:42,460
Paul Simon.

1347
00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:43,460
I didn't know.

1348
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,220
She seems like way too young for him.

1349
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,220
Way younger than Paul Simon.

1350
00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:48,220
Yeah.

1351
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:49,220
What does Edie Burkell look like these days?

1352
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:50,220
She must be hung like a horse.

1353
00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:52,940
She's probably 45 and he's 113.

1354
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:56,500
No, she's like 55, 58 right now.

1355
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:59,500
58 and he's 177.

1356
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,500
EID.

1357
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,500
DDIE.

1358
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,500
1D.

1359
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,500
IE.

1360
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,500
Edie Burkell.

1361
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,500
Space.

1362
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,500
Burkell.

1363
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500
Great song.

1364
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:16,220
So she had the one album and then that was it.

1365
00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:17,220
So how old is she?

1366
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:18,220
More than 66.

1367
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:19,220
So that makes her 54.

1368
00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:20,220
I thought she was cute.

1369
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,220
So she's 54.

1370
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:24,380
Now look up Paul Simon.

1371
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,380
There is.

1372
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,380
Oh my God.

1373
00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,380
Look how old he is.

1374
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:28,380
God.

1375
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,380
Dude.

1376
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,380
I love Paul Simon, though.

1377
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:34,220
I mean, there's no, you know, there's no sense in beating up a poor man.

1378
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,700
Yeah, but I'm just like.

1379
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:38,220
But dude, but he is like 100 and what?

1380
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:39,220
100 and what?

1381
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,220
85, I think.

1382
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,220
She's got to be a relics.

1383
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:42,220
Are they still together?

1384
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:43,220
Who?

1385
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:44,220
Are they still together?

1386
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,220
Spouses.

1387
00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:46,220
Yeah.

1388
00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:47,220
Married in 1992.

1389
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:48,700
He's five foot two inches.

1390
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,700
Yeah, he's short.

1391
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:53,020
Do you remember the the awesome video with Chevy Chase?

1392
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,820
Oh, yeah, that was a great video.

1393
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:55,820
Yeah, great video.

1394
00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:56,820
Call me Al.

1395
00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:57,820
You can call me.

1396
00:42:57,820 --> 00:42:58,820
Call me.

1397
00:42:58,820 --> 00:43:02,380
He is an exceptionally talented musician and songwriter.

1398
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:04,620
Well, he's like four feet tall, though.

1399
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,620
He's five foot two.

1400
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,620
I talked about this.

1401
00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:08,100
Oh, I blacked out that.

1402
00:43:08,100 --> 00:43:09,660
Yeah, but you'd be killed.

1403
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:10,660
It's eight.

1404
00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,660
No, no, she's five.

1405
00:43:11,660 --> 00:43:12,660
She's five.

1406
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,660
Nine.

1407
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,660
Five.

1408
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:15,660
Sorry.

1409
00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:16,660
She's five.

1410
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:17,660
Nine.

1411
00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:18,660
I mean, that she's five.

1412
00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:19,660
And then I have a really good friend.

1413
00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:20,660
I'm a radio.

1414
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:21,660
If you believe Wikipedia.

1415
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:22,660
And are they still together?

1416
00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:23,660
Yeah, that's fantastic.

1417
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:24,660
He is 80.

1418
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:26,100
So 30 years difference, right?

1419
00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:27,560
Did I get that right?

1420
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,560
Oh, more than it.

1421
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,560
85 and 55.

1422
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,560
Seventy nine and 54.

1423
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,560
So do that.

1424
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,560
So not quite.

1425
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,560
So 25 years.

1426
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,560
God, that's bizarre.

1427
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,560
It's a lot.

1428
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,680
And they're still together and they've been together for a long time.

1429
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,680
That's often.

1430
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,680
I'm happy.

1431
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,680
Big time.

1432
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,680
Happy for them.

1433
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,380
She has a she has one, two, three, three kids.

1434
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,380
With him.

1435
00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:52,300
Yeah, the daughter and the two sons. So they married when

1436
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:59,420
She was in her 30s. Well, they're less they were buried in 1992. I ball their last kids only two years old

1437
00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:01,540
He popped one out at 85

1438
00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:04,420
Fantastic, but he can't pick him up

1439
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:07,820
That's beside the point. We didn't have to change it

1440
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:15,060
Yeah, but I haven't listened to you change him. I'm too. Oh honey. I can't pick him up. I can't stand

1441
00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:17,060
I can't

1442
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,580
Do that I'm in a wheelchair

1443
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:23,180
What yeah, I'm gonna have to listen back go back and listen to her stuff because it's

1444
00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:28,540
Actually, let me rephrase that if you have some wealth

1445
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:35,200
I mean, I'm not saying it's it cures all the problems or but it's got to make life a little bit easier

1446
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:41,460
I mean having kids like that and you you've got some wealth behind you to have a nanny to help support change the diapers

1447
00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:44,180
Yeah, the problem is when you start doing that it affects your kids

1448
00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:50,600
Because they grew up with the nanny all right Brad instead of the parents. Yep. I think I think

1449
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:56,100
It's making my life making my life easier, but I'm ruining my kids

1450
00:44:56,100 --> 00:45:00,300
They don't they don't understand the difference between the hand and a handout

1451
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:05,900
Yeah, maybe but you know because then they come to you. Well, hey, I need you to you know, give me this

1452
00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:10,220
Give me that give me that you haven't you've been paying people to take care of the kids the whole time and once they're old enough

1453
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:15,820
And gone, you know, you know, you want your kids. Hey, you got to take care of yourself. There you go, you know, yeah

1454
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:22,380
Hopefully by that time in all seriousness, I I would not have been on board with you know

1455
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:25,120
You know what? We may be full of shit if I had all the money in the world

1456
00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:27,740
would I have gotten a

1457
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:33,660
Nanny and this and never see the kid, you know because all pair hold on

1458
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:36,420
It doesn't have to be like that if you I don't know what I have

1459
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:40,660
Wait a second if he's got all the money in the world, it means we don't have any so we have we'd be coming and

1460
00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:44,420
Wanting to work for you. Well, you're servant Paul. Yeah, we get the shit off my stomach

1461
00:45:44,420 --> 00:45:47,900
That Sean work my pool. I could do my garden. I'll be your

1462
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,300
He could do

1463
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:54,940
Man here shit off your dog

1464
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:01,740
Rotating door

1465
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:07,820
I'll just walk you three-legged dog won't go very fast

1466
00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:13,120
She could I tell you she's gonna be able to haul ass. Yeah. Well, she is just starting to be

1467
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:15,660
First door. She has no

1468
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:21,180
She is just starting to be able to play like like Shelley would try to play with him play with her and she'll get excited

1469
00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:26,780
And she'll start to spin around or try to and jump around. I'm telling you this girl is gonna be able to haul ass

1470
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:33,500
I'm telling you she is okay. Is really a bull terrier. I don't know what she is. She's a mutt

1471
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:39,140
She looks similar to a dog that I that I used to have she looks like she's got some kind of bull terrier

1472
00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:41,140
She is exceptionally

1473
00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:43,260
Muscular I'm very impressed

1474
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:50,020
In one of those days where she ran away and and she was in a full sprint. I literally my jaw dropped

1475
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:56,700
I was like, I don't I've never seen a dog this fast. She went into a full full like Greyhound sprint

1476
00:46:56,700 --> 00:47:00,220
I think steroids they do that at the animal. Yeah, maybe

1477
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:06,540
Well, they do a lot of milk with with well when you get the the smell of hormone they run

1478
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:08,980
They're like fuck that it smelled the dookies back

1479
00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:13,500
I do not have like this death qual

1480
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:19,820
Whatever you call it. I think that I think what the dog did was look at the family say do I want to marry this family?

1481
00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:24,000
I know what do I want to wake up and I'm there. I want to go to bed and they're there

1482
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:28,580
There's no Navy need any food here. They just brought me home. There's no food. I did the same thing

1483
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:29,500
I ran for my life

1484
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:34,260
I had vision like the clouds are sprinting down the road and they took me back there

1485
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:40,220
Did you were streaking down the road? Yeah, I tried to get the hell out of there streaking you were streaking when you streaking

1486
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:46,860
I didn't say streaking said streaking. I said sprinting. I think you said streaking. I heard streaking

1487
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,300
No, you've none of you heard anything

1488
00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:54,060
These are not the droids you're looking

1489
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:05,380
So that is not what you heard, yeah, so Paul you you've never told us what your first concert was

1490
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:08,260
You know, I said heart

1491
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:10,260
Well, you didn't expand on that very well

1492
00:48:11,380 --> 00:48:12,500
reason

1493
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:16,540
I'm trying, you know, honestly, I I saw the fan hailing 5150

1494
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:21,440
Because that was an actual experience that was in high school and that's when I had my first homosexual experience

1495
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:24,580
Really?

1496
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:27,220
About that no

1497
00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:30,540
Was it a heart? I haven't had a freaking homosexual experience. Yeah

1498
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:34,220
You had some guy that was manicuring your chest hairs

1499
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:38,740
In high school at the time I tell you what you talk about hairless rat

1500
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:44,500
I was a hairless rat until when my 30s. I had no chest hair none

1501
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,580
until

1502
00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:52,060
Until late in my 20s, you know that album alone from heart. It was one of my favorite albums

1503
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:56,020
It was one of the first albums. I listened to the whole thing. It was that Boston third stage

1504
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:59,420
But that was right around the same time heart

1505
00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:02,220
Yeah, I enjoyed it. It's fantastic

1506
00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:06,500
I'm trying to remember my my favorite concert ever. You know, how about this?

1507
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:13,060
How about a concert you would have or a band you'd like to have seen in their prime that you didn't

1508
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:16,820
Boston God. Well, I saw the Boston

1509
00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:22,220
So that's not that not that long ago and they were great. No, I saw Boston but not with Brad Dillp

1510
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:27,740
Yeah, I mean with the original with the original band players. I would have loved to see the Eagles

1511
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:32,300
I would love to see them in that one concert that they recorded that

1512
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:39,100
The hell freezes everyone. No the one way before that she ever bridges road. Yeah, the seven bridges road concert there

1513
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:46,340
Oh, man, that was that was that was I'm done. I would have liked to see you are going for AC or the original

1514
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:51,220
The original with Bob's gut for me. I like easy. Yeah

1515
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:56,700
Yeah, it would have been it would have been over the top. I think with his whole leg kicking dance

1516
00:49:56,700 --> 00:50:03,020
Kicking thing maybe but now I'm like I'm so done with AC DC

1517
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:09,260
Well, what I was I hear the song I like change Malcolm is dead. He had he got dimension. He died

1518
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:14,280
I like the scorpions. Hey, what's the best seat you ever had at a concert?

1519
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:20,060
it's probably the Edie Burkel because it was just open house and open floor, whatever you want to call that and

1520
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:23,020
We were right there

1521
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,820
Like two people back

1522
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:29,260
Stage yeah, I know I never got closer than the grass at Fair Park them

1523
00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:33,160
I was a I started off at eighth row at rush

1524
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:37,860
And that's a good concert ended up first row went all the way down the front

1525
00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,020
I can see the sweat coming off of his head

1526
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:42,820
Lee yeah

1527
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:48,960
No, no, I didn't get I didn't get covered from it. Well, they didn't have Kobe back then well they did

1528
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,780
It's just they probably don't would cared about it. Well, that's right. No one cared. Well lock everybody down

1529
00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,780
It was kovat 73

1530
00:50:56,260 --> 00:51:02,300
You know, it was just it was just I got sick and yeah, it was probably no, but it was it was right right down there

1531
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,920
I mean you had the bouncers

1532
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:10,500
You know, I am remembering now one of my best concerts ever was Billy Joel. I saw the storm front storm

1533
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:16,220
Oh, that was for the great one. It was a great concert. Is he still touring cuz I'd like to see no

1534
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,820
He is not he is playing

1535
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:22,480
I don't know if he's still doing it because of Kovac and all that but he switched to you know how like

1536
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,480
entertainers in Vegas have a

1537
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:32,240
They just stay there, right? Well, he stayed in New York at Madison Square Garden and just played several times a week

1538
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:37,480
I think hmm where he just did show after show after show and it became like a thing like Vegas

1539
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:44,960
Well, he's like making huge money huge money and he's I mean who wouldn't want to go to unbelievable. I mean people will like

1540
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,480
Like cater their whole vacation. Hey, you know what? We're gonna go see Billy Joel. Yeah, it's kind of like I would do it

1541
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,720
It's kind of like I would do it. We want to go see night wish. I would love to go see that wish

1542
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,720
Here's the concert. I I

1543
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,480
George straight

1544
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,480
night wish

1545
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,480
I've got a George straight like three times

1546
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,480
Yeah, I've seen George straight. I've seen

1547
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,800
That's all I'm at the Fort Worth you guys

1548
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:17,720
How do you two years ago time I saw him twice in El Taco we travel I try I saw him in El Paso

1549
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,720
And then we traveled to New Mexico

1550
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,720
to go see him and

1551
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,520
That was a story of you have seen it

1552
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:32,440
story about my trip to the one in New Mexico, so we were as a buddy mine is

1553
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,520
Mark Martin, I'm trying to get the tongue Martin

1554
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:44,760
That's a sense they are there's no my rock my team just one simple little

1555
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,120
12 there's no sir like in there. It was about a 45 minute drive so

1556
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,440
I love how you steamroll through our shit

1557
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,680
Yeah, that that deserves some sort of like a metal or something all right 12 pack of something

1558
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,040
So I remember what it was so we took turns driving he drove like a California

1559
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:14,560
Cure X and we were just like just cruising down there, so we get to this so we're primed or drunk. I'm drunk

1560
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,840
I'm drunk. I'm 18. I just graduated from high school

1561
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,560
that's under a go to one to one of my first concerts and

1562
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,440
not my first guys were one of my first concerts and

1563
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,160
So I'm I got this cigarette

1564
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:30,200
I don't know even I didn't smoke and I got a cigarette and I'm walking up the stairs

1565
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:34,480
I remember him playing in the background. I got to go pee and I got the cigarette

1566
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,480
This is big cop in front of me

1567
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,880
And he's like sir you know a lot of smoke cigarettes in here. I say man. I am really sorry. I was

1568
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,440
Hammered and so I take the so you said oh

1569
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:50,720
I don't know it was it was probably drunken knees for sure

1570
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:56,520
But I picked up the cigarette and I flicked the cherry off the cigarette to be cool

1571
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,000
Towards the ground so that it would bounce on the ground and I would step on it

1572
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,840
However, it did not go that direction. You know how when you flick something

1573
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:13,880
You know and you're uncoordinated yeah, and you're drunk and drunk I followed through and evidently I was pointing at his penis

1574
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,880
at the end of the flick

1575
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,320
You know right the crotch it went right to his crotch and I

1576
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,720
Got like I seriously I thought I was gonna die and the dude

1577
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:29,600
The dude he let me go to the bathroom and that was it. I didn't smoke for the rest of the time

1578
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:35,120
I didn't smoke for the rest of the concert. He probably laughed his ass off after you shit your pants

1579
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:40,400
Totally hit him with the crotch and he's just kind of BAM. He just looked at it like and you like

1580
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,680
The deck didn't catch his pubes on fire

1581
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,240
That's one way to get rid of your hair just burn it

1582
00:54:54,240 --> 00:55:01,280
It's a brute Faberge down there. What he did was it all I caught his zipper just like this Brillo pad out of a zipper

1583
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,800
Dude it's better than wearing acetate police pants

1584
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:17,600
Burn his pubes bounced off his pants no bright set of burn his pubes is his fly might have been open it might have just

1585
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,600
Gone right in to be the hole in one

1586
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,040
He probably said hey my wife's gonna like it tonight

1587
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,740
The concert was great waiting for years for him to shave that shit bald eagle

1588
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:35,740
Smell

1589
00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:56,940
80s and early this was the late 80s, dude. This was 1989

1590
00:55:56,940 --> 00:56:02,660
And he was in his prime man, I'm telling you and the women were beautiful out there

1591
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:07,460
It was such a great venue. We were at and he is an absolute brilliant

1592
00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:11,980
I was toasty, but I remember it and we had such a great time and I'm jealous

1593
00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:18,020
Yeah, well now he's playing on coming back to the fort if you go to the Fort Worth Coliseum, he's too geriatric at this

1594
00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:27,220
That's no, no, no, no, okay. China. No always he never was going Brooks. Were you jumping around? He'll just stand there with you?

1595
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,100
It's different

1596
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:35,300
No, he comes out and he moved from speaker to speaker and I mean that Fort Worth Coliseum is not real big

1597
00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:40,820
But it's a nice can you do me a favor if you find out if he's coming back? I'm willing to pay whatever

1598
00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:45,860
You help me

1599
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:47,860
Coming

1600
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:56,740
For me I producer what's George Strait coming back at the time George George straight to her to back up a little bit

1601
00:56:56,740 --> 00:57:01,180
I will never ever contribute anything else to Garth Brooks. Why?

1602
00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:08,820
Come on, sorry, but he performed at the inauguration. No because of the crappy stuff. He said what he's saying

1603
00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:14,540
We're gonna have to go. I thought he was a hundred percent about unity and he said that's why I played at the inauguration

1604
00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:21,420
Because I'm about unity which I respect it. Yeah, that's what he said for that particular and then he dog trump

1605
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:29,020
It was way before that and way after well right now events have been canceled. Damn it. Colvin. It's at Minneapolis. We can go

1606
00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:32,980
I would be willing to fly

1607
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:37,660
All so anywhere he plays but you wouldn't go to Germany to see night wish with us. I guess that's it

1608
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:41,780
Germany do all cities. I have a really

1609
00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:45,780
That is all cities we could stay with him. Let's go but I mean he's he's playing

1610
00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:53,340
You never give them a chance that's watch ghost love score right now now the whole thing no

1611
00:57:54,700 --> 00:58:00,460
That is a crying shame in I feel bad for you. I don't I don't feel bad for me

1612
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:05,780
But George straight I saw him at the old Cowboy Stadium

1613
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:08,740
No, and

1614
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:11,940
And Brad Paisley was there the

1615
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:15,020
very famous

1616
00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:21,100
Conservative Dixie chicks were there. You know what? I think Tara and I were at that same concert and Jodie Messina was there

1617
00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:23,580
It was actually a really good concert. Yeah

1618
00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:27,220
All right, so I've come around on the I'm come around. I

1619
00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:31,420
Listen to the Dixie Dixie chicks and I don't around I'd

1620
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:36,340
Know you and I I don't I don't hold anything against them

1621
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:38,940
I don't I listen to the music and I you know

1622
00:58:38,940 --> 00:58:44,140
There were the people that stomped on the CDs and and swore that they would never listen to Dixie chicks again

1623
00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:46,140
And now they're called the chicks. Yeah

1624
00:58:47,460 --> 00:58:52,260
I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna get wrapped up in it. We took we on a previous podcast. We talked about this

1625
00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:53,260
That's how they win

1626
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:57,580
I'm never gonna watch a movie from that guy and I'm never gonna listen to music from that guy

1627
00:58:57,580 --> 00:59:00,240
That's how you make a statement, but you know what? It's bullshit

1628
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:06,460
I'm not gonna revise the history my history and the things that I connect with in terms of music and movies

1629
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:12,060
I'm not gonna let them steal the memories. I so what do you say you're gonna you're gonna like all in for Michael Jackson now

1630
00:59:12,580 --> 00:59:14,580
all in

1631
00:59:15,940 --> 00:59:20,300
Good music. Yeah, he does get good music. So where do you draw the line? You got you got what?

1632
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:24,940
What is that that dude that was the laid down next to a 15 year old that had a timeout?

1633
00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:28,360
Oh, no, no, no, no, no the Netflix they had a show

1634
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,840
The cuties god damn it. I've said is

1635
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:37,280
Okay, there's an actor and he was messing around with a 15 year old boy and they canceled the show

1636
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:42,720
Kevin Spacey it is Kevin Spacey, you know, I'm just saying they black they blackballed his ass

1637
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:50,720
Okay, and they didn't do that to Michael Jackson. I mean, I'm not trying to say either or I'm just saying how can you?

1638
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:56,960
Not one. How can you say one is horrible? And the other one's not I you never heard me say that

1639
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,880
Like if there was a Kevin Spacey movie that I absolutely like oh, it's different because it's years ago

1640
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:07,600
I would still watch it today like the usual suspect. Yeah, I'm still I know it's if I want to watch that

1641
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,440
I would watch that crazy baby driver. I just here's my point

1642
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:18,520
I don't want to revise history based on the fact that they're human and that they made mistakes and they said stupid things or did

1643
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:25,360
Stupid things. Well, I'm not I'm not gonna cancel their into the abyss of a block of a person's butthole timeout here

1644
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,720
Here's a here's the better point. How much do we hate to cancel culture?

1645
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:36,000
We hate it. Yeah, we hate that bullshit and we would be hypocrites because we're canceling

1646
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:43,280
No, no what we're canceling them from from the movies we like and the music we listen to or canceling them because of some decision

1647
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:48,360
They made later in life either what they said and what they did a point that's cancer. That is cancel culture

1648
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:53,920
It is but there's a hypocrite. There's also levels. Let's say, okay. Well so and so

1649
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,800
I don't know if it was ever proven but Kevin Spacey raped boy or

1650
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:04,080
Whoever. I know what you're saying. Is that on the same level as I don't agree with his politics. I don't know

1651
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,080
I don't know. I don't know how to answer that

1652
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:10,640
That's a personal well, they threw the book at Kevin Spacey. They did they did but well, no, he got it

1653
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,920
You quit it. I was a bar. They threw the book at her for making a comment. I know

1654
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,640
So how was that equitable?

1655
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,160
You know bottom line is it's a personal decision. We all have to make

1656
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,560
Bottom line is it's a personal decision. We all have to make

1657
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,680
You and you know what?

1658
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:31,400
I respect whatever decision you make because you know, who am I to say, you know, you shouldn't ever listen to Michael Jackson again, dude

1659
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:36,600
Yeah, I get it. But I do and they play Michael Jackson all the time all the time. You can't get away from it

1660
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:42,640
I really enjoy the Dixie chicks. I love so I have such a blast and it was so disappointing to hear her rhetoric

1661
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:48,080
It was it's so disappointing. If they would just shut the fuck up. I know it well I put it this way

1662
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,840
Just you don't have to support them financially. No, you don't you can listen to them. I'm never gonna go to a concert

1663
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,160
I'm never gonna buy a CD. I'll listen to by the radio cuz that's not

1664
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:02,640
Contributing to their fame or fortune. I hear you when I play them on Amazon music. They're making money

1665
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,240
Minuscule just a penny

1666
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:10,640
Minuscule money a nickel. I'll flip them. Is that sure? No, it's a penny

1667
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,440
Yeah, that's why the bassist from Nightwish quit

1668
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:19,320
He's like he's like you can't make money in the music industry

1669
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,680
We can't tour if you make a CD no one buys it because everyone's gonna stream it free on Spotify, right?

1670
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:31,520
And we get paid almost nothing for streaming says bullshit cuz I paid a hundred bucks for that recording of the concert

1671
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:37,000
Well, that was a little different but he's true. They're trying to make money musicians make money off of concerts anymore

1672
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:43,880
Bitch, I think you need to email what you need to email floor and then and have a discussion whether

1673
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:50,920
They're like they made a hundred and fifteen hundred fifty thousand dollars hundred fifteen thousand dollars

1674
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:55,040
I think we're losing Brian. He's starting to fade. No, I'm here. He doesn't know night

1675
01:02:55,040 --> 01:03:01,120
He's way first off. He's way past his bedtime. What's a producer? Are we able to pull up a little snippet of Nightwish? Oh, don't

1676
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:07,080
The answer is no. Come on, mr. Producer. The answer is no just play like the very last

1677
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:13,840
No, the last what I mean of a 20-minute song dude, if you want me to hear a song, do you think I would shoot it down?

1678
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:20,120
Okay, he wants to hear the butthole here we go the butthole. All right after this play

1679
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:26,360
I was like what I don't want to possibly play that would upset me

1680
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:38,280
You know what nobody on this podcast wants to hear Nightwish. Well, you can play I play as Michael Jackson beat it. There we go. Yeah, beat it

1681
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:48,220
Did you know that Toto I like Toto was a big not all Toto but a lot of the Toto folks were part of that

1682
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,960
thriller album

1683
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,480
Really?

1684
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:58,400
Musicians the musicians the drummers Jeff Percaro Jeff Percaro. Who's the guitarist?

1685
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,680
Any any damn him no, yes, he played in Toto

1686
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:08,440
But he did play on beat it. He did he played it. He did play that solo

1687
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,700
Yeah, but the rest of it is the guitarist from

1688
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,720
God Steve Lukather

1689
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,400
Is the guitarist and the singer? Yes

1690
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:23,520
From yeah, he's from Toto. Yeah, there was a documentary that Steve Lukather and

1691
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:29,920
He had a conversation of all these different albums that he played on he performed on you know what?

1692
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,960
That's not uncommon. He wasn't he didn't live with that's not uncommon

1693
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:40,320
These guys are amazing musicians and then they they they all know like up-and-coming like will be like I need an amazing

1694
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,120
You know a bassist and we play with you

1695
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:50,240
We'll play with you. Well, they in in studio in studio in studio. They do a lot of this just kind of

1696
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:58,280
They have fun if you have a band and it's amazing on on the actual album that you buy they have these

1697
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,200
no name brand

1698
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:08,160
Musicians that perform before the album. Yeah, not even the real stars not even the real rock stars perform them

1699
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:12,020
It's like these session players play right and they're they are professional musicians

1700
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:15,200
Yeah, they don't play it's and they're amazing. Yeah, it's crazy

1701
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:20,360
Well, there is a band back in the I think I don't know if they started back in the 60s or 70s

1702
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,080
And it was as a group of guys

1703
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:30,200
Who were on basically almost all of the albums? I can't remember. Was it the hit crew or something like that the Beatles?

1704
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,800
Yes, it was actually I wasn't them playing it was the hit crew. I can't remember the

1705
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:40,960
I'm gonna have to look it up. It was it was a it was a session players

1706
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,920
And they were on many of the

1707
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:52,960
Albums back in the 70s and 80s. Yeah, the same guys same guys. Yeah. No, I do too bitch

1708
01:05:52,960 --> 01:06:00,220
I mean, I know I know we hear stories of professional music, you know, it makes me it makes me think of like the the shows like

1709
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:02,960
American Idol and

1710
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:08,680
And the voice those guys that the wrecking that claim called the wrecking crew

1711
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,040
I looked at a mr. Producer the wrecking crew from what year what decades?

1712
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:19,600
They were there employed for thousands of studio recordings in the 60s and 70s including several hundred top 40 hits

1713
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:26,680
And do 60s like there was a female bass player that was part of the wrecking crew that you got it the wrecking crew

1714
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,320
Yeah, that's them. No, yeah

1715
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:33,480
They're not they're not a band that Carol that Carol K right there

1716
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:39,000
Yeah, she she's a bass player and she came up with so it the god damn

1717
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,880
Sonny and Cher she came up with

1718
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,320
I mean she came up with the whole bass. I

1719
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,800
Don't know I kind of losing direction but

1720
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,320
Remember that one part right there she is I forgot where I am

1721
01:06:55,320 --> 01:07:02,760
She came up with the whole line for their their music the all the Sonny Cher came up with like the lyrics and she came

1722
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:05,680
Up with the part of the music the main part of you guys check her out

1723
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,580
She's like some like legendary bassist

1724
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,560
85 years or right now and they had an interview with her

1725
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,780
Year or two ago, and she still can slap and do like the old Seinfeld

1726
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:27,620
Bump, you know, we're so cool. I would love to have these legends. I would know

1727
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:31,260
I would love to see how these legends

1728
01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:36,460
Are with their grandkids, right and they're like grandpa play

1729
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:42,560
Blah blah blah or or play some music for us. Okay, and they pull out the guitar and they're like

1730
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:48,660
Amazing I mean they're legends. Yeah, I mean how I mean I remember

1731
01:07:48,660 --> 01:07:53,940
There was a folk singer that my dad grew up listening to he was called Johnny

1732
01:07:55,180 --> 01:07:57,180
damn

1733
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,860
Johnny be good. No Johnny Mathis

1734
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:13,120
Point is he was huge in the 50s and he ended up getting beaten up on the side of the road and it destroyed his career

1735
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,440
But the point is then I see

1736
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:21,800
I thought I was really into that folk music because I loved what my dad listened to and I listened to it and then I

1737
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,800
Found a YouTube video

1738
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,040
where the dude

1739
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:30,480
Is on a cruise and his family is all around him and they're like

1740
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:36,880
You know dad, you know his son dad play play something for us and he gets up on the stage at a cruise

1741
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:41,100
You know on a cruise like in one little those little you know, not like I'm a big stage

1742
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:46,560
but you know in a little bar and he played one of his songs and he was like

1743
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:51,240
Freaking in his second play like that. Oh like 70s or 80s and I was thinking to myself

1744
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:58,920
How freaking cool would it be to have talent like that and to be able to give that talent back to their family or friends?

1745
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:04,880
Forever. Yep, you know as long as they could do that. Yep. I mean, I just thought it was the question

1746
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,720
I remember you if you could remember his name. Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it

1747
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:14,800
Yeah, so that wrecking crew I just I just not have you're not gonna know who you I just looked real quick

1748
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,800
They were on a bunch of Simon and Garfunkel

1749
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,240
They were all the hits for the Beach Boys

1750
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:23,640
Help me Rhonda of good vibrations. That's the record crew

1751
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:29,320
They did the righteous brothers. You've lost that love and feeling that makes sense. Jimmy Rogers

1752
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:30,520
Yeah, the Beach Boys

1753
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:35,760
So during the 60s when they were hit doing other hits it was the wrecking crew and all those albums

1754
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:39,680
That's awesome unless it's a live album if it's a studio version. It's the wrecking crew

1755
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:44,840
So yeah, it's not the Beach Boys playing you want to record something. That was the band that you got them. Yeah

1756
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:51,340
Yeah, so his name is Jimmy Rogers and it's with a D. He was blank. It's with a D. Not a yep

1757
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:55,920
Well, no DG roaders I see G

1758
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,880
That's him which one on the far left top

1759
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,560
That looks Elvis what I

1760
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:14,360
Was trying to direct the blast you just flacked the back wall there

1761
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,160
Even for Paul, I think the pork rinds just came out

1762
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:26,840
Of all the people I was thinking Paul would be the least susceptible for the smelling sense. Yeah. No, I'm still recovering from COVID

1763
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:28,840
You're good

1764
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,480
Smells sweet. It's not gonna be there's not a wall

1765
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,800
It permeates everything we don't have the the plastic wall like you do at all these other workplaces

1766
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:42,720
There's no we don't have any divide. How are we doing on time here? I

1767
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:48,680
Think I think we're oh, yeah, it's got five minutes. We gotta wrap this up. All right, so Jimmy Rogers

1768
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:54,280
This is what my dad listened to and this is the 50s and he's never heard of honeycomb

1769
01:10:54,280 --> 01:11:00,120
Honeycomb was a very if you look up a video go ahead and this producer honeycomb Jimmy Rogers

1770
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,040
So you met this guy I did did I know I didn't meet him. What do you mean?

1771
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:08,040
I thought you said you you met no, no, I saw a YouTube video of when he was in his

1772
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:14,820
70s no Paul said that he got beat up on the side road. Paul was the guy that beat this guy

1773
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:22,280
I went that was Paul. I thought you said you're on a cruise. I went back in time. I thought you were in a cruise with

1774
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,280
No

1775
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:28,880
Hey scroll down producer look at the guy that looks like Eddie Munster

1776
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:32,520
Jimmy Rogers looks like the dude from Eddie Munster's

1777
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:36,760
Roll up right there in the middle. I think he did play Eddie Munster

1778
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:44,800
White videos look at that look at that Jimmy Rogers. It looks like the family honeycombs Jimmy Rogers honeycomb

1779
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,760
Who was the kid on Adam's family? Oh shit. I don't remember

1780
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,880
No, what was his name? I'm a you bill

1781
01:11:54,480 --> 01:12:00,000
I thought it was Eddie look at that Eddie Munster. It was Eddie. Yeah, I think it was Eddie. Yeah, and you had cousin yet

1782
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
cousin

1783
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,760
We're going to close. We're gonna close with a video of Jimmy Rogers

1784
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:11,160
Austin can do Eddie if he can get to YouTube there you go

1785
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:15,800
Austin Austin can do one. Oh, no, he puts his hair in front of them. Oh

1786
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:19,920
Honeycomb never heard of it. I got my clothes with this. Yeah

1787
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,640
Closing with this

1788
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,160
Because we're showing respect to artists of the 50s. That's tonight's theme

1789
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:34,160
Does he did I'm sorry did I not tell you guys that this the whole podcast was dedicated to the 50s?

1790
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,160
What are the lyrics on this?

1791
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:40,960
February honey celebrated the honeycomb honeycomb honeycombs all over my stomach

1792
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,880
Honeycombs all over my stomach

1793
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:57,880
Hey, I'm awake damn you guys I'm on a honeycomb on my stomach. I got your be eyes all right

1794
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,560
I was trying to show respect to Jimmy Rogers

1795
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:07,440
Is he flipping the song the song is

1796
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,440
12 years older than I am

1797
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,440
Sounds like

1798
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:19,440
So you asked what did runes crew this is what songs were good good length

1799
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:22,440
It's very strange. He got beat up on the side of the road

1800
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:27,440
Well, you know what those are life lessons. He probably said something stupid

1801
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:31,440
No, that's how they handle it was a random attack. They were like forget

1802
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:37,440
Random attack that's how he died. No, he didn't die. He just he got messed up so bad that it ruined his career

1803
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:42,440
Why do you beat up what he do? I don't need the random time. He wouldn't share his honeycomb

1804
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,440
Republicans

1805
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:48,440
Antifa went after him back in the 50s. Yeah

1806
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:54,440
Hey, you know what though one song that I listen to is you think about this

1807
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:57,440
Elvis Presley

1808
01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:03,440
Elvis Presley, you know Elvis Presley you think about how great he is. I think I think this is listening

1809
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:06,440
There is an ad for a waxing kit for men. Oh, there you go

1810
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:11,440
I can't believe we're able to listen to this song. Elvis Presley in the ghetto

1811
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:18,040
You think they sing that song nowadays Elvis Presley in the ghetto. Are you kill the song? It's a good song

1812
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:21,160
It is a great song, but you think about it now

1813
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,840
Anybody sing a song like that?

1814
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,960
You know the mama cries cuz the kids born in the ghetto

1815
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:34,400
Well, there's certain things that she's like a legal alien by Genesis

1816
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,420
And he sings in Hispanic voice

1817
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:41,000
That would they play that would be totally like

1818
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:44,800
That would be stupid cultural appropriation now

1819
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,680
Anyway

1820
01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:54,440
We ended with a little Jim Rogers Brian we're gonna have to ask you to come back and do another podcast

1821
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:58,800
What this would be more than I found him offensive?

1822
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:06,040
Especially hunting on that honey. Well, we gotta make sure that you're gonna be here mentally, too. Oh, I'm here

1823
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:11,100
Yeah, I'm here. But what are we talking about bands in the 70s sworn? He was like snoring earlier. No

1824
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:14,420
I was not going in the middle of your monologue. Oh

1825
01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:23,300
Should I do it close? No. Well, no, it's you've got a moment. Yeah, you've missed a moment. Yeah. Well to be fair to be

1826
01:15:29,740 --> 01:15:34,340
Anyway, really I was nailing it. No, so what?

1827
01:15:34,340 --> 01:15:40,900
Ryan goes to bed at 8 8 30. I go to bed whenever I go to sleep. Whatever time that might be

1828
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:46,020
You're an early you're an early sleeper in an early riser, which I respect

1829
01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:52,980
Just like Jeff Jeff gets up at 4 o'clock and he shaved his taint. No, he plucks his nose hairs daily

1830
01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:57,340
I should relax you have to do it every day because if you let it grow it starts turn the prickly

1831
01:15:58,340 --> 01:16:02,940
Yeah, then you're you're you're shorts get all baggy. Just kind of pokes everything. Yeah

1832
01:16:02,940 --> 01:16:05,540
Your underwear gets god it swells

1833
01:16:06,780 --> 01:16:12,620
It gets sweaty sweaty balls swells. Yeah, the hair gets all puffy and it starts to push out the

1834
01:16:13,980 --> 01:16:15,980
Train wreck it sure is

1835
01:16:17,580 --> 01:16:20,660
So, you know, I'm really glad we did a tribute to 50s artists tonight

1836
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:24,860
How is the focus? I don't know. Nice recovery

1837
01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:31,580
All the fantastic of Black History Month folks out there, what do we have?

1838
01:16:31,580 --> 01:16:38,180
Where's my phone at? No, we do we look that there are the first three days out of the month are some actually some fantastic ones

1839
01:16:38,700 --> 01:16:45,100
Okay, what Michael Jackson? No, there was a guy. Bless it. Where's it at? No, actually the rack there actually one of them

1840
01:16:45,820 --> 01:16:48,220
Was awesome. I actually was

1841
01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:51,740
It was the the lady. I don't know what she

1842
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:56,620
This one this was this was actually for February 3rd and this is a Ruby bridges

1843
01:16:56,620 --> 01:17:01,900
There we go and a room bridges was when when she bridges one six

1844
01:17:02,380 --> 01:17:06,780
She became the first African American student to integrate into an all-white

1845
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:12,060
William France Elementary School in Louisiana, but it's what she accomplished keep going

1846
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:17,580
So she asked what she was escorted to her class by her mother by US Marshals to violent mobs outside of the school

1847
01:17:17,580 --> 01:17:24,380
She ate lunch alone never missed a day of school her memorable through the eyes through my eyes was released in 1999

1848
01:17:24,380 --> 01:17:27,900
The same year that she established the Ruby bridges foundation

1849
01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:34,540
Which used educational initiatives to promote tolerance and unity among schoolchildren in 2009

1850
01:17:34,540 --> 01:17:40,140
She published the children's ruby bridges goes to school my true story. That's what you wanted. That's great

1851
01:17:40,140 --> 01:17:44,380
See, I mean that's a story about unity, right? She could have gone the the

1852
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,500
You know division route

1853
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:50,620
Yeah, and she did not and that's another thing about Martin Luther King

1854
01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:54,540
He was 100% about unity. We're not going to end on this

1855
01:17:55,180 --> 01:18:00,300
Black History Month day two Garrett Morgan born in 1877. Yes

1856
01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:04,620
Passed away in 1963 Garrett Morgan was born in 1877

1857
01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:12,060
He began his career as a sewing machine mechanic and went on to patent several inventions including an improved sewing machine

1858
01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:15,100
A traffic signal the endless traffic signals that we see now

1859
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:19,100
He he made those he invented those he'd make them he invented them

1860
01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:23,100
A hair straightening product which you know evidently Shawn needs

1861
01:18:23,100 --> 01:18:27,100
I mean you must have eaten it because it comes out your hair is all straight

1862
01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:34,540
No, Jeff needs it in a respiratory device that would later provide the blueprint for World War I gas masks

1863
01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:41,340
So he's he was born when 1877 1877 and died at 63

1864
01:18:42,540 --> 01:18:46,300
1963 that's a long time so then there's uh

1865
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:52,460
Right 80 something. Yeah, well 67 would have been 90. Who's who's a mathematician here?

1866
01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:54,860
What do you mean?

1867
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,580
1877 so he'd be 83 1963 go

1868
01:18:58,380 --> 01:19:00,860
Actually 84 80. Yes, you're struggling

1869
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:04,300
86 20 I think

1870
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:11,100
Wow. All right. We'll do one more. So Bessie Coleman Bessie Coleman is a pilot. We're gonna end on this

1871
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:18,300
1892 1926. We didn't live very long god bless Bessie Coleman was born in 1892 and received her pilot license in 1921

1872
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:23,340
In 1922 Coleman became the first black african-american woman to make a public flight

1873
01:19:23,980 --> 01:19:31,580
Coleman entertained audiences with her aerial stunts until her death in 26 from an accident during a rehearsal from an aerial show

1874
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:34,940
She died in an aerial show. That's heartbreaking. How old was she?

1875
01:19:34,940 --> 01:19:41,740
Uh, 26 did they uh, that's 1926. So it was uh, 26 plus eight. So that's uh

1876
01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:45,020
34

1877
01:19:45,020 --> 01:19:48,300
Is that right? She was 34. Is that affirmative? We need a fact check. We have a

1878
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:51,660
Was it was it accidental?

1879
01:19:52,540 --> 01:19:54,540
I mean it was accidental

1880
01:19:55,580 --> 01:19:57,580
Yeah, it was during the aerial show. So well, yeah

1881
01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:01,500
Conspiracy on there. I didn't know if there's any conspiracy theory or something

1882
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:06,940
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's our closing music. Oh soak it up people. This is talent right here

1883
01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:13,420
Talent on loan from god. This is me personally me. You're yours truly on the casio on the casio

1884
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:17,420
Playing with his penis

1885
01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:18,460
What?

1886
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:23,660
All right. Do you have all your fingers on the on the keyboard or you just one punking it like a

1887
01:20:24,380 --> 01:20:26,380
Like a typewriter

1888
01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:32,140
In pecking it. Are you hand picking it? I was I don't know. I don't know how many fingers I was using. All right checking out

1889
01:20:32,780 --> 01:20:39,180
Thanks for listening. Yes. Well, we'll catch you next week. Hey, thank you. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. Absolutely. Thanks for joining

1890
01:20:39,180 --> 01:20:57,180
All right. See you next week. Peace out