1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Oh, that's just too slow. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 That was just too slow. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 All right, let me get the other one. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 I got us like a fart. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 This bourbon smells good. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Not the fart though. 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Yeah. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Did you fart? 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 All right, Mr. Producer, are you recording? 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Are we rolling? 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Yeah, we're rolling. 12 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Thumbs up. 13 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 All right. 14 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 All right, this is the Armenian music. 15 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 This is pathetic. 16 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 It's fantastic. 17 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Are you playing that with your dick? 18 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 What's going on? 19 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 No. 20 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I am an accomplished pianist. 21 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 A penis? 22 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 P-I-N-S. 23 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 P-I-N-S. 24 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I'm an accomplished pianist. 25 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Dang it. 26 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 All right, that's good. 27 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 All right. 28 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 All right. 29 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 So we haven't quite hammered out the intro music. 30 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Yeah, well, it needs to be done like that. 31 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 But we are live on this Wednesday night edition. 32 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Yeah. 33 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Why are we doing Wednesday night? 34 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Because you couldn't make it last night. 35 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,000 This is your fault. 36 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 And we have a guest tonight. 37 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Oh, yeah. 38 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Introduce yourself, sir. 39 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 What do you want to call me? 40 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Oh, wow. 41 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 You son of a bitch. 42 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 There you go. 43 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Start there. 44 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Just call me S-O-B. 45 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 What do you think, son of a bitch? 46 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 That's Brian. 47 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Yes. 48 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Yes, sir. 49 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Welcome. 50 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Thank you for inviting me. 51 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 All right. 52 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I made it through the two and a half hours of the last one. 53 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 It took me a couple of days. 54 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Wow. 55 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Yeah, we've... 56 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 See, a couple of days. 57 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Well, he takes short shits. 58 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 So... 59 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Yeah, we've kind of rethought that attempt. 60 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 And we're breaking these up into smaller chunks. 61 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 So we have 90-minute podcasts. 62 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 We do two in a night. 63 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Yeah. 64 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 We're doing a pre-post show. 65 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000 It's basically like pre, which means, you know, we're getting a little seasoned. 66 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 And then the post is kind of like, yeah, we're primed. 67 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Yeah. 68 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 There we go. 69 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 It's when Sean gets saucy. 70 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Yeah. 71 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Where everything gets loose. 72 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 There you go. 73 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Just Sean. 74 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Just Sean. 75 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Yeah. 76 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Oh, all right. 77 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 All right. 78 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Yeah, we didn't make it last time. 79 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 We had a little bit of a CT going on. 80 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Yeah? 81 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 And it turns out he didn't have a concert. 82 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Oh, what? 83 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 The concert happened, but he didn't go. 84 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Oh. 85 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 You skipped your concert, Mr. Producer? 86 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 He wasn't feeling well. 87 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 He went to the doctor today. 88 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 And just to let you guys know, he's COVID-free. 89 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Oh, that's reassuring. 90 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 The doctor said we had no problems with that. 91 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 He's going to a back-to-school note. 92 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 So he's good to go. 93 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 So you guys are freaking out. 94 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Well, it doesn't matter to Paul anyway. 95 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 He's got antibodies for six months. 96 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I'm immune for life. 97 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Is it six months? 98 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I thought it was like three. 99 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Yeah, three. 100 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Well. 101 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I thought it was for life. 102 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 No, it's for life. 103 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 We're talking about Paul here. 104 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Wow. 105 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I have super antibodies. 106 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Do you? 107 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 It's for life. 108 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Really? 109 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 I don't know about that. 110 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Yeah. 111 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I did an anal swab. 112 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Did you stick your finger in your ass and smell it? 113 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 And I smelled it, and I couldn't smell it. 114 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Wait, wait, I could. 115 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Is it could smell it or couldn't smell it? 116 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Well, if you stick your finger in your butt, you cannot smell it. 117 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Then you've got COVID. 118 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Oh, shit. 119 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Was it a three-knuckle? 120 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Were you a... 121 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I didn't stick my fist up my ass. 122 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 If you stick your finger in my butt and smell it, then you're just gay. 123 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Okay, I'm not testing you for COVID, dumbass. 124 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Were you constipated or something? 125 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 No. 126 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 No. 127 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Is that what you do when you constipate? 128 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I really, I didn't do an anal swab. 129 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Did you pop that hole? 130 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 No. 131 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 But if you guys have seen that... 132 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 If you've seen that little plunger. 133 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 If you've seen that little thing up your ass so you can poop. 134 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Rooter, rooter. 135 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,240 If you guys have seen that stick figure meme, if you haven't seen it, you need to go see 136 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,000 it because it is a damn funny... 137 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Is that the farting hot dog thingy? 138 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 No. 139 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 That is stupid. 140 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 And that's TikTok. 141 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 That was high brow entertainment. 142 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 No, it wasn't. 143 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Oh, you're talking about the little stick figure dude that smells his fingers? 144 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Yes, it's an anal test. 145 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Anyway, all right, moving on. 146 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 All right, so what's the bourbon we're partaking in tonight? 147 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 All right, what we got here is the... 148 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 This is our first one. 149 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 I'm surprised it's taken us this long to get to this. 150 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 It's four roses. 151 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 It's just the standard small batch. 152 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 So we got that. 153 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Very nice. 154 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Have you tried yours yet, Paul? 155 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I haven't. 156 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I've tried four roses before, but... 157 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Four roses is one of these... 158 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I want to say it's not, but it's one of these... 159 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, look at this. 160 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 How unprofessional. 161 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 The wife is calling. 162 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 So you don't... 163 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 So you don't... 164 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Turn your phone on? 165 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yes. 166 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I put mine on mute so y'all wouldn't hear my text. 167 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 All of us are grabbing our phones and muting our phones. 168 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 That's how prepared we are. 169 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I already did. 170 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 That's how professional we are. 171 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I did. 172 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh, you did not. 173 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I turned it up actually to play Paul's theme song. 174 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 It's like Nadia's theme. 175 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 It's Paul's theme. 176 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Is it? 177 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Yes. 178 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 That's special. 179 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 All right, so this four roses small batch is typically something you'd see on the top 180 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,000 shelf at a restaurant or something, but I don't get it because I think it's personally 181 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 overpriced. 182 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 It's an elegant bottle. 183 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 It's got an elegant name, and it does have a... 184 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 It's a fairly good bourbon. 185 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Did you know that it is... 186 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Well, how much is it? 187 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 $30. 188 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Yeah, it's like $30. 189 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 That's for the mid size. 190 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Is that a.75? 191 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 No, no. 192 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Yes, yes. 193 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 $750. 194 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 That's all we buy. 195 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, that's all we buy. 196 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 So the mash bill of this, it's actually a blend. 197 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Did you know that? 198 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Oh, I did not. 199 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Interesting. 200 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Four roses is actually a blend of two mash bills. 201 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh, it's actually smooth. 202 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 It's hardly any bite at all. 203 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 So this is a blend of... 204 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 One is 75% corn, 20% rye, and 5% malted barley. 205 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 That's a high rye. 206 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:21,000 The second one is 60% corn, 35% rye, 5% malted barley. 207 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Hold on. 208 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 What are you telling me? 209 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Well, I just list off two different mash bills. 210 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Which one are we drinking? 211 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I just told you. 212 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 It's a blend. 213 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 It's a blend of two different... 214 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Oh, two... 215 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 I'm sorry. 216 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 I missed that. 217 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 When you blend something, you put two things here, you make it, and then you put it together. 218 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Slow down. 219 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Walk me through this. 220 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Easy, guys. 221 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Not so fast. 222 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 So you take two things... 223 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Watch my hands. 224 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Okay, hold on. 225 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Blend them together. 226 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I'm not getting it. 227 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I'm just not getting it. 228 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Here's the church, here's the steeple. 229 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 What? 230 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 That's right. 231 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 You blended it. 232 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So anyway... 233 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 We just added a third person to make fun of me. 234 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 That's all we did tonight. 235 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 This was actually one of the first bourbons that I bought as I was starting to get into 236 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 bourbons. 237 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Okay. 238 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 After you get past the Jim Beam, the Jack Daniels, and the flavored shit and stuff like that, 239 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 and the true first bourbon I got was actually this Four Roses. 240 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Okay. 241 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 And then it kind of exploded from there. 242 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 It's solid. 243 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 It's a solid bourbon. 244 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I like it. 245 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 It is. 246 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And one day, I'd like to go to the distillery for this. 247 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 And it would be in Kentucky. 248 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Correct. 249 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Okay. 250 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Is it part of the Heaven Hill? 251 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 No. 252 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 You know what I'm talking about? 253 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 No. 254 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 The Heaven Hill family of distilleries? 255 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Yes. 256 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 It's its own thing. 257 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 You sure? 258 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I'm pretty sure, yeah. 259 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:45,000 We can look that up later, but I'm pretty sure that's part of a broader family of bourbons. 260 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 It might be. 261 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 It's the Kieren Brewing Company. 262 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 They may brew other types, too. 263 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Kieren. 264 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Kieren. 265 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 K-I-R like... 266 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Kieren Ichiban. 267 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Kieren Brewing Company. 268 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 That sounds like a venereal disease. 269 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Kieren? 270 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Yeah, I know it's not, but... 271 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 I guess that's how you say it. 272 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Kieren Ichiban. 273 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 K-I... 274 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Well, that's a Japanese beer. 275 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 My bond itches. 276 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 So if you found a venereal disease, that's what you would name it? 277 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 I'd call it Ratchikakov. 278 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Is that Bulgarian? 279 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 That's that new Yugoslavian. 280 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 No, Slovak? 281 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Slovakian. 282 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 We're back on Slovakian. 283 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Ratchikakov. 284 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Okay. 285 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Yeah, I like it. 286 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I think the mix is good. 287 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 They did a good job with it. 288 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Right. 289 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah, I think... 290 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I don't know. 291 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 It's a good experience. 292 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Yeah? 293 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Would I buy it? 294 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah, I'd buy it, put it on the shelf. 295 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Would I drink it every day? 296 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 No. 297 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Is it a standard 80 proof? 298 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 It is 90, I believe. 299 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 I think it's 45. 300 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Okay. 301 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Yep, it's 90 proof. 302 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 So it's a step up. 303 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:54,000 It actually tastes like they dumped it down a little bit, because it does... 304 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 It's 90 proof, but it's still... 305 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Well, they have a... 306 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 There's no bite. 307 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000 There's a small batch select, and I think I've read the only difference is the proof. 308 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Okay. 309 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:09,000 So it's the same mash mill, same everything, but the select is a higher proof. 310 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Probably 100, I guess. 311 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,000 With all the different bourbons out there and the ability to blend and mix them all, 312 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:22,000 it would be a very long exercise to find the perfect blend. 313 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 You've got to be very careful, too. 314 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 You know what I mean? 315 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 There's so many variables. 316 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Yeah, different amounts of each. 317 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 There's billions of variations. 318 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:37,000 I think that the individual, like the mash mill for this particular one, 319 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 they pick their own mash mills. 320 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 They've developed both of them. 321 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 It's not like they took Jay Beam and Jack Daniels and mixed them together. 322 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I think some do that. 323 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I think some do that. 324 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 What is that called? 325 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:54,000 They make a standard bourbon, a generic bourbon is made out of MG... 326 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:01,000 MGP is actually a distillery, it's a granary. 327 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 So it's the base. 328 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000 That's where a lot of the distilleries, not all of them, but a lot of them, 329 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 you'll hear it's an MGP bourbon or a whiskey. 330 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,000 And it's a granary, it's either in Illinois or Indiana. 331 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 It's a standardized mix. 332 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yeah, and they buy it from there and they'll age it. 333 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:26,000 They have different mixes and shit like that, but it'll all come from the same place. 334 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 There we go. 335 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 In the beginning. 336 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 All right. 337 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Well, that's the bourbon of the night. 338 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 My bourbon knowledge, that's about the extent of it, 339 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 and I don't think that's 100% correct all the time. 340 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 You're past me. 341 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah, that's how it matters. 342 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I like it. 343 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Well done. 344 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 It's good for tonight. 345 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 You're better than me. 346 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 It's good for tonight. 347 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I like it. 348 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I don't think I would like this on a... 349 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I think it'd be too light with a cube. 350 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 If you put a big ice in there, I think it'd be a little bit too diluted. 351 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Too diluted. 352 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 I don't know if that's an example. 353 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,000 I don't know if that's because we have reached that point where we're just fucking losers 354 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 and we can drink it. 355 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Like we just drank a... 356 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000 We did a starter of Captain Morgan's and we're kind of like, boom, that wasn't all right. 357 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 It was like nothing. 358 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 It's like cream soda. 359 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Yeah. 360 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 This is nothing. 361 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I mean, it was still... 362 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 We felt it, but God bless. 363 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 What's wrong with you? 364 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Oh, I had like 12 cans of cream soda. 365 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 I don't feel so good right now. 366 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 All right. 367 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 All right. 368 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,000 So our first topic tonight, we're going to talk about the canines in our life. 369 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Okay. 370 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 And... 371 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Man's best friend. 372 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Man's best friend. 373 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 And I think all of us here at this table have a dog or have had a dog in their life. 374 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Probably multiple ones. 375 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 I've had several. 376 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 And my current one is a German Shepherd. 377 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 And... 378 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Lady. 379 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 And she's got her issues and stuff like that. 380 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 She's very... 381 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Neurotic. 382 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yes, is one of us. 383 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 She's a very good dog. 384 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Chaotic. 385 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 She's extremely loud. 386 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 There is no soft bark. 387 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 I don't know if there is on a dog. 388 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Hurtful. 389 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Not to be confused with hurtful. 390 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Hurtful. 391 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Yes. 392 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 She likes to herd. 393 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 So her bark is extremely loud and it's just bombastic. 394 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 And she... 395 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I think she has some separation anxiety. 396 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 And she's a herder and she doesn't want people to leave. 397 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Specifically, which is weird, are teenagers. 398 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 How can they tell the difference? 399 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I know that seems like a stupid question. 400 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 But they very clearly... 401 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Your dog very clearly has a different response to... 402 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 I mean, Mr. Producer is what? 18? 403 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah, he turns 18 this year. 404 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Right. 405 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 18? 406 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I mean, it's not a child. 407 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Dogs can sense that. 408 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 I mean, I've always heard about dogs protecting little kids. 409 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,000 You know, whenever they're around little kids, they become protective. 410 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,000 And then whenever, you know, say you go in to discipline them, 411 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,000 the dog kind of steps in the way and may growl at you. 412 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Right. 413 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Yeah. 414 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Well, even cats. 415 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I mean, just cats. 416 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Even pets. 417 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Oh, man, there's been several stories where cats have stepped in. 418 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Like when a dog comes up and tries to attack a little kid, 419 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 and the family cat will come out of nowhere. 420 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 They got these little memes. 421 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 My cat used to. 422 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I had a cat. 423 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 He lived for 19 years. 424 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,000 And he was essentially my cat because he was a royal pain in the ass. 425 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 And if me and the boys were wrestling when they were growing up 426 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 and stuff like that, here comes Elvis, the black cat. 427 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 He would jump on and... 428 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 You know... 429 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Like claw or like... 430 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Just swat at the boys, right? 431 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And be like, enough of that. 432 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Enough of that. 433 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah. 434 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 That's funny. 435 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 You guys are too loud. 436 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 We're screaming and having fun. 437 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 You know what's cool about... 438 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 I've never met Elvis, 439 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 but one of the things that Jeff shared was that his cat would pee in the lavatory. 440 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 He would go to the restroom. 441 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 He would. 442 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 He'd get up on the toilet and he'd... 443 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 For real? 444 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 For real. 445 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 He taught himself that. 446 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Drop his nuggets right there. 447 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I remember there was a stretch... 448 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Would you teach him to flush? 449 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 No. 450 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I would like to. 451 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,000 But there was a stretch where I would find piss on the floor. 452 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 And I would blame the boys because they were three, five at the time. 453 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And I was like, they keep missing a toilet. 454 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And it didn't smell like cat piss or anything like that. 455 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 So I'd clean it up, clean it up. 456 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 And finally one night I woke up... 457 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Did the cat deuce in there? 458 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 No, never crapped in it. 459 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 So what did the cat deuce? 460 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,000 He deuced either outside or in the cat litter. 461 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Cat litter. 462 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 It's a thing, right? 463 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I've never owned a cat. 464 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 I hate cats. 465 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 But if you put kitty litter, 466 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 if you put a thing underneath the toilet seat, kitty litter, 467 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 they'll get used to going there. 468 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 And then you can take the kitty litter away, 469 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 and they'll drop the dually right in the toilet. 470 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Really? 471 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Yeah. 472 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 And you have to get some type of mechanism to get them to flush. 473 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I mean, you'd have to do some contraption. 474 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Wow. 475 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 You just blew my mind. 476 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 That seems like a lot of work. 477 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Well, it's called training. 478 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Yeah. 479 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,000 But anyway, during the middle of the night, one night, 480 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:53,000 I woke up and the half bath, the powder bath, is outside my bedroom. 481 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 And I just hear this... 482 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Sounds like someone was taking a leak in the bathroom. 483 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 And it was like two o'clock in the morning. 484 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I was thinking, well, why are my boys down here? 485 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Right. 486 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 It was two o'clock, pitch blackout. 487 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I go in there and I flip the light on in the bathroom. 488 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And there's this black cat sitting on the edge of the toilet, 489 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 and his eyes get real big, and he's just like, 490 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 eee, peeing in the toilet. 491 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Were you, like, stunned? 492 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I was just like, yes, I was. 493 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 That would freak me out. 494 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 I was like, that's incredible for one thing. 495 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 And then I was like, ah, so that's how that piss gets all over the floor. 496 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Right. 497 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Because, you know, he thinks he's sitting on the toilet right, and he's not. 498 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Right. 499 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Sometimes his ass is over the bowl. 500 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Other times his ass is not over the bowl. 501 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 You know what? 502 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I bet you it was your wife was training him to pee in there. 503 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Could be. 504 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 And, you know, she just couldn't get him turned right. 505 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000 So anyway, so he did that up until the day he died. 506 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So he trained himself to do that. 507 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 I didn't do it or anything like that. 508 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 So it was... 509 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 It was... 510 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Well, again, it would cause a mess on the floor sometimes, 511 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 but he got better at it the more he did it. 512 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000 He got better at it, and I didn't have to clean it up. 513 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 But like I said, it didn't smell like cat piss. 514 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 That's amazing. 515 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 That really is amazing that they're smart enough to do that. 516 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Yeah. 517 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 So my dog, you know, going back to her, 518 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 what she does to her is she'll grab your feet. 519 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 And it's a little... she's a big dog. 520 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 That's kinky. 521 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Big mouth. 522 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,000 And she does it to adults every now and then, if there's so much going on, 523 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 and she doesn't want you to leave. 524 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 She's done it to Tara a couple times. 525 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 And it's not specifically to the teenagers, 526 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000 but every now and then she'll grab your foot. 527 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Like she doesn't want you to leave is what it is. 528 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 And it kind of freaks you out a little bit. 529 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Well, like you said, it's hurting. 530 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 I mean, it's not about not wanting you to leave. 531 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 It's wanting you to stay within the circle that she can control. 532 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Could be. 533 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And, you know, she'll come barking at you. 534 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 It sounds like she's going to maul you. 535 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Yeah, she's pretty scary sounding. 536 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Yeah, it's loud and intimidating, but she's a good dog. 537 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I mean, she's laying right here right now. 538 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 She's a dinosaur. She's a big dog. 539 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Yeah, she's big. 540 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 And Brian, you've got two like monster mean dogs, don't you? 541 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Yes. 542 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Coco weighs all of over 16 pounds now. 543 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Susan, it's a fat little dog. 544 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 We've got shih tzus. 545 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Shit zoo? 546 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Yeah, shit zoos. 547 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Excuse me. 548 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Well, what we tried to do was made a bulldog and a shih tzu and get a bullshit. 549 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Didn't quite work out. 550 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 No, it didn't work out. 551 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 No, we got two shih tzus. 552 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000 One's Oreo, 12 years old. 553 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Dog's psychotic, but it'll love you to death. 554 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I mean, now she's having problems seeing and hearing and getting old. 555 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:44,000 So then, you know, I broke down and Susan, we got this other one's Coco. 556 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 She just turned, I think, two today. 557 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Two years old. 558 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Big ass shih tzu. 559 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 That thing's got some energy, man. 560 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Has she stopped peeing when she meets people? 561 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Well, she'll get excited on you. 562 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I don't know about you. 563 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 She gets excited about it. 564 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 All animals like to pee on me. 565 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 So musk. 566 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 My musk. 567 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Your anus produces a special oil that the dogs like. 568 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Really? 569 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Yeah. 570 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Musk. 571 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh, that's fantastic. 572 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 It's a vanilla excretion. 573 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 I could devorize it and make millions. 574 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I think you really ought to bottle it, Paul. 575 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 That's what I'm talking about. 576 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 So the male dogs get like the pink rocket going and hump your leg? 577 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Oh, better mind it. 578 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 It's all in fun. 579 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000 They're just being friendly. 580 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 They just laugh? 581 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Yeah. 582 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Wow, you big dog. 583 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 They leave a rubbed spot. 584 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Okay. 585 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 You know, there's always the guy that takes it over the top. 586 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 And there he is. 587 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 And from behind. 588 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 But what Coco likes to do is trip you. 589 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 She gets all exciting. 590 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 She gets all tangled in your feet. 591 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000 And you know, you've got a 16-pound bowling ball going in between your legs. 592 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 She's not... 593 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 I'm always worried that I'm going to like step on her and break something. 594 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 No, I've stepped on her before on purpose. 595 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And then she didn't get around my legs anymore. 596 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 That's how you stop that. 597 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000 But no, she's a smart dog. 598 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 She's actually pretty good. 599 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000 But you know, Susan, here we go. 600 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,000 We'll get a vet story. 601 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 All right. 602 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Now when you go to the vet, you just hand the dog through the window because, you know, 603 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000 COVID and all this stuff. 604 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,000 So and I didn't go, but Susan handed Coco in there. 605 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 And this was, I don't know, six or seven months ago. 606 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,000 And the vet called her up on the phone while she's sitting in a car and said, Hey, you know, 607 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Oreo looks great, but Coco's a little overweight. 608 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 What do you feed her? 609 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Susan goes, I don't know. 610 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 No, she asked her how much she how much do you feed her? 611 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 I don't know. 612 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 She goes, That's not the answer I want to hear. 613 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Susan was getting scolded by the vet. 614 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Yeah, of course. 615 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Yeah. 616 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 She goes, That's not what I want to hear. 617 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 This dog's overweight. 618 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 So what does Susan do? 619 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 She goes out and gets low fat food. 620 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Okay. 621 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 The dogs gain two pounds. 622 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I said, Susan, it's not the low fat food. 623 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It's portion control. 624 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Bingo. 625 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 It's the amount. 626 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 It's the portions. 627 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Right. 628 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000 And I said, how much do you, you know, does the dog have like a like a, an unlimited supply 629 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 of one of those little containers? 630 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 It's not a feeder. 631 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000 No, she puts what it is is now say Oreo psycho. 632 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 She won't eat out of a bowl. 633 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,000 You got to put it on the ground and then she scratches at it and pulls one away and then 634 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 goes and eats it and comes back and scratches it away. 635 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Well, that's one way to control your weight. 636 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Well, but what Coco does, speed of eating. 637 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Yeah, it takes eight hours to eat a cup. 638 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 But what Coco does is she'll eat all the stuff on the ground. 639 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Of course. 640 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Knowing that Oreo is good. 641 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 And then she won't. 642 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 She'll eat out of the bowl. 643 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 She just sits there and she'll run. 644 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 So she's eating for two. 645 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah. 646 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 She'll run by, eat a couple of nibbles and then run over here and then run back by, eat 647 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 a couple of nibbles. 648 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 I said, just quit filling it up. 649 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 There you go. 650 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Now, she blames me because in the morning I'll fix breakfast for my daughter and we'll 651 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000 have eggs and bacon and everything. 652 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:53,000 But I put a piece of bacon up, split it in half and then I split that in half and that's 653 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 all they get. 654 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 So it's just a little taste. 655 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 That's like 1800 calories to a dog. 656 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I know. 657 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,000 And that's and you know, my wife's telling me, well, that's why the dogs overweight. 658 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 No, no, no. 659 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 That's what she told the vet. 660 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 That damn bacon. 661 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 That's my husband. 662 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Yeah. 663 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Feeds a bacon and eggs every morning. 664 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Yeah. 665 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Feeds him a pound of bacon every day. 666 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 I know. 667 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Well, you've got a turtle too, though. 668 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 We have a tortoise. 669 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Tortoise. 670 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Tortoise. 671 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Yeah. 672 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 We have a tortoise. 673 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 You know what? 674 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Don't be so ignorant about reptiles. 675 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Lucy is sleeping in the bathtub. 676 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 She has not been moving much. 677 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 It's cold outside. 678 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Well, yeah, but we've got her in the bathtub because we didn't want her to dig a hole out 679 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 there. 680 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000 But she's, I don't know, maybe she'd be about that big. 681 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 I mean, it's hard to see on a podcast. 682 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 A foot, a foot, probably a foot diameter. 683 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Yeah, a foot. 684 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,000 So, but in the, during the summer, spring, summer, she lives out in the backyard. 685 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 We'll take some lettuce and, you know, just feed her every day. 686 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 During the winter, she doesn't eat anything because she's kind of hibernate. 687 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 I was going to say, don't they typically hibernate during the winter, right? 688 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 So that's why she's not moving a whole lot. 689 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Well, normally, but see tortoises, the cicada, that's the brand type she is, down close to 690 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 the equator, so it never gets cold. 691 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 So see, they never hibernate, but here it got cold. 692 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 So last year, she's, she's still roamed around. 693 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:19,000 We've got a heat lamp and then a sun lamp, but she stays in the bathtub in the winter. 694 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,000 There's some friends of mine that have, in the middle of their house, they have a courtyard 695 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 that's exposed to the elements. 696 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 So it can rain and snow in there. 697 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 That's so cool. 698 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 And they've got a. 699 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Komodo dragon. 700 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 They have a. 701 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Giraffe. 702 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Small, small little pool for. 703 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Rhino. 704 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Some large goldfish. 705 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Let's go bigger. 706 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 You can't. 707 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Is there goldfish in there? 708 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Or would they have like piranhas? 709 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 It's goldfish. 710 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Gar. 711 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 They have a gar. 712 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 They don't have. 713 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Alligator gar. 714 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Enough. 715 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 You're not going to outdo this. 716 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 It's not like you can go out there and sit. 717 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 It's just out, you go out there to feed them, but you can see through the windows because 718 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 there's windows around the whole area. 719 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:58,000 And the point I'm getting at is that I was explaining, well, you know, it's fucking 20 720 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 degrees outside. 721 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 And she says, yeah, they just sit. 722 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:06,000 They don't do anything. 723 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 You don't feed them. 724 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 It says you're not supposed to feed them. 725 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,000 It said you're not supposed to feed them when they're when it's that cold, because when 726 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 it's that cold and you feed them, it can kill them. 727 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Well, now let me ask you this. 728 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 How deep is it? 729 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Because I mean, if it freezes solid, won't that kill them? 730 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000 No, no, no, they just flash freeze. 731 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 It's Dallas. 732 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 It immobilizes them. 733 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 It's Dallas. 734 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 OK, so hold on. 735 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I was so I was so wrapped up in the in trying to top Jeff's ideas of the big animals in 736 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 the courtyard. 737 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Is it goldfish? 738 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 What are we talking about? 739 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Yeah, they're large. 740 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 I couldn't even hear it. 741 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 It was an arcatuthis. 742 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 No, an arcatuthis. 743 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000 I've been waiting all night to say that. 744 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Yeah, those don't like cold water. 745 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Well, they definitely don't like cold water. 746 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Actually, they do like cold water, but it's deep. 747 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 I think it was not even two foot deep. 748 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 OK, do they have a heater of some sort? 749 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 It could freeze at the top of it. 750 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I don't recall if there's a heater in there or not, but the area is quasi-climatized 751 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 because it's right next to the house. 752 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 It's getting heat through the windows. 753 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 It's surrounded all four sides. 754 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Well, plus you don't get the wind, which makes it colder and stuff. 755 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:20,000 But my point is, and I think this may carry into the tourists as well, is that maybe they 756 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000 don't eat a whole lot during the summer or the wintertime because their bodies shut down 757 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 when they're hibernating, and they can literally kill them. 758 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 So how does that work? 759 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Is that specific to goldfish? 760 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Because when you go ice fishing, you're catching... 761 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Goldfish. 762 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Yeah. 763 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Koi. 764 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Well, those are gaming fish. 765 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 That's what I mean. 766 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 So there's a difference between that and a goldfish. 767 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Yeah. 768 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Well, I mean, I don't see us going ice fishing for carp, and I think the goldfish are in the 769 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 carp family, aren't they? 770 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 I don't see myself going ice fishing. 771 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Really? 772 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 I would not mind doing it one time. 773 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 No. 774 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 But it's nice fishing. 775 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000 It's fantastic. 776 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I mean, it's kind of like golf. 777 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000 I'm not going to play whenever the temperature is below my age. 778 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Well, get the fuck out of here. 779 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I know. 780 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000 It's too cold. 781 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 I invited Brian to go golfing one time, and it was apparently too cold. 782 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 It was cold. 783 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,000 So, boy, when you get in your 80s, you're going to be like... 784 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Well, then I guess I'll be doing something else. 785 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I can fish. 786 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 I can fish in the 80s. 787 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Yeah. 788 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 You'll be sitting in a warm bathtub. 789 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 But the other pet we've got is a tarantula. 790 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Spider. 791 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 You've got to... 792 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Oh, that's... 793 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 It's called... 794 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 It's a pinky. 795 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Pinky? 796 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Pinky, the tarantula spider. 797 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Couldn't remember. 798 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Yeah. 799 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Creepy. 800 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Dr. D, we'll go over there. 801 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 And you buy crickets. 802 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Yes. 803 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000 That is probably the easiest pet to ever take care of. 804 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,000 You know, you pour a little water in a bowl, and then maybe you get six crickets every 805 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 month, but after that, it makes no noise. 806 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 You don't have to clean it. 807 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 It doesn't bark? 808 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 No. 809 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Do the crickets have to be alive? 810 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Well, what about barking spiders? 811 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Yes, the crickets... 812 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 But you can't get... 813 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,000 The thing is, you can't get crickets whenever it's molting, because then the crickets could 814 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 actually kill it whenever it's molting. 815 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000 But whenever it's molted, it looks like you've got two spiders in there. 816 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Hold on, hold on. 817 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 The dead skin... 818 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 The crickets can kill the spider? 819 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Yeah, whenever it's molting, you can't feed it. 820 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 The spider, that extra skin that's caught in the spider's throat. 821 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah. 822 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 But whenever you look in there... 823 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 So what's happening in that scenario? 824 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Hey, Paul. 825 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Whenever you look in there, you see double vision. 826 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 You see double vision? 827 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,000 I had to get the foreigner in there, get the double vision, that means it's molted. 828 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 You take that out, it looks like a perfect... 829 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 It looks like another perfect spider. 830 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Do you keep them on your desk? 831 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 And it's cold as ice. 832 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Actually, Sue... 833 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 My wife... 834 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Place them around the house? 835 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Actually, my wife put one in a thing and took it up to school and showed up. 836 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I could have brought it tonight. 837 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 It's in a nice little aquarium. 838 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:45,000 You should keep all the molted skins and place them around your house for people to find 839 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 and freak out. 840 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Of the crickets? 841 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 No, of the spider. 842 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 I got confused too. 843 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 You're not saying the crickets are molted. 844 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Exactly. 845 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 That's what I thought too. 846 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Well, I didn't make fun of you. 847 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 No, you didn't. 848 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 I didn't think you did. 849 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Several years ago... 850 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 We're friends. 851 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000 No, we're not. 852 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 My daughter put her on a bush and all of a sudden... 853 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 I'm sorry, you said what? 854 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 The tarantula got out. 855 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Put it on a bush and it ran underneath the dishwasher. 856 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Okay, it's gone. 857 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 It's gone forever. 858 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 It's gone forever. 859 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 It's gone forever. 860 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 It's gone forever. 861 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 It's gone forever. 862 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 It's gone forever. 863 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 It's gone forever. 864 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Okay, it's gone. 865 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 It's gone forever. 866 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Well, and then back then on the... 867 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 It's gone forever. 868 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 What the hell? 869 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 The pest control guy... 870 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 That was a song. 871 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000 The pest control guy came and sprayed. 872 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 I said, oh, it's for sure dead. 873 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Oh, for sure. 874 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Two weeks later, he's upstairs in the game room on the wall. 875 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Abdomen was about an eighth of an inch. 876 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 He was looking for crickets. 877 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 I don't know how it lived. 878 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 So it was hungry. 879 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 That's a small ass little tarantula. 880 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Well, don't worry, once it ate some crickets, it fattened back up. 881 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 So I just got it on my hand, put it back in there, put some crickets on there. 882 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Whenever it eats, it's pretty neat because it just sits there and the crickets just hop 883 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 around, you know, stupid crickets. 884 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 And then it just jumps on them and then it raises up. 885 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 And then you can just sit there and watch its front. 886 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 It just gums it to death. 887 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 God, that sounds awful. 888 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Gums it. 889 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Yeah, it gums it. 890 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 That sounds like a horrible way to die. 891 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 It's very barbaric. 892 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Well, doesn't it chew it full of like its venom and like disintegrates or digests it 893 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 and then they kind of suck it out? 894 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 I don't know. 895 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 They had tarantulas that had venom? 896 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Yeah. 897 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I mean, if you get bit by one, then, you know, I mean. 898 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 You're dead in minutes. 899 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 No, no, you're not. 900 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Your skin just sloughs off. 901 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 You're there eating breakfast, eating your rice krispies. 902 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Next thing you know, playing with your little tarantula. 903 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 We had a pink toad. 904 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Next thing you know, your face is in your rice krispies. 905 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 A pink toad tarantula and another one. 906 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 And then we had a divider. 907 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Pink toad? 908 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Yeah, it was a pink toad. 909 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 It was a little smaller. 910 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 And then we had the red hair, which is kind of what we've got now, which is the big one. 911 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 OK. 912 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,000 And somehow it knocked down the divider and all of a sudden my wife goes over there and 913 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 goes, hey, there's only one spider here. 914 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I said, no, look underneath the other one. 915 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 It killed it. 916 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Oh, no. 917 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 See, that's no fun. 918 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 When one pet kills another pet, it's just not a fun family experience. 919 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Well, you had a dog that killed another dog. 920 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 That's not. 921 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Yeah. 922 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 That's I mean, it's not conclusive. 923 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 That's an unconfirmed report. 924 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Yes. 925 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 But I believe it. 926 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 You had a dead carcass of a dog in your backyard. 927 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000 No, I didn't. 928 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 It was all bloated. 929 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 No, stop. 930 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 It buried in the backyard. 931 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 So it's been there. 932 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000 It was like baking in the heat. 933 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Oh, God. 934 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 He went over there, took a knife and stabbed him. 935 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 You are mixing dog stories. 936 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 How did you get a dog in the backyard that's dead? 937 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 OK, you're mixing stories. 938 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Were you shooting squirrels and you accidentally shot a dog? 939 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 No. 940 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 And you pulled it in the backyard and said it was attacking you so you wouldn't get arrested? 941 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,000 I had an overweight beagle that was a pain in the ass. 942 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 We got out of the yard and he was in the front. 943 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 And I had no idea he was in the front. 944 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Cops found a condom in his butt. 945 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 And a... 946 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Oh, no. 947 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Oh, wow. 948 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 That is the end of that story, ladies and gentlemen. 949 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Wow. 950 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 What the hell? 951 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Why would you even go there? 952 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Who thinks about stuff like that? 953 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 I don't know. 954 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I mean, if you had a dog... 955 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Let's take a left turn here and get into the mind of somebody that says something like that. 956 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Well, for a dog. 957 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 I mean, if it was a sheep, maybe that'd be different. 958 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Sheep? 959 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 God Almighty. 960 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Does that make it better? 961 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Well, I've heard stories. 962 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Anyway, it was actually a horrible story, right? 963 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 It was in the middle of summer. 964 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 It was super, super hot. 965 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 I'm not saying it was you. 966 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 It was super, super hot. 967 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Yeah. 968 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 And the dog was out in the front. 969 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I didn't know it. 970 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Right? 971 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And then he was apparently sitting by the front door, like, trying to get back in because he was really, really hot. 972 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 So I go out there later that day. 973 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Yeah, later that day, you know, wondering where the dog was. 974 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 And there he is laying down next to the neighbor's house. 975 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 And I was like, something was right. 976 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 You know what I mean? 977 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 I was like, this is not normal. 978 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 He was busted out, wanted to go on a walkabout. 979 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 He was old anyways, wasn't he? 980 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 No, no. 981 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 I mean, not that old. 982 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:46,000 But didn't you say he had like tooth marks that you lined up the other dog's mouth? 983 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 No, no, you're mixing stories. 984 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Oh, so the dog killed more than one. 985 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Yeah, I killed all sorts of dogs. 986 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 So you've had multiple dog murders. 987 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 No. 988 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000 So this one was lying by the neighbor's house covered in flies. 989 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 You've got to speed these stories up. 990 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Because you had a myriad of dogs that have died in your house. 991 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 No, that's not true. 992 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Just two. 993 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 So you like terrific things. 994 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 You've had two dogs die. 995 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 You know, dogs can sense death. 996 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Oh, great. 997 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 They could smell it too. 998 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 What the hell does that mean? 999 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Well, this could be a good segue into your my current dog. 1000 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Yeah, your three legged Cobra dog you got now. 1001 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000 It could sense death. 1002 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 You run away. 1003 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 So then it then it tells the story, please. 1004 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Oh, so you think that's why it ran away? 1005 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Yeah, because it could sense death. 1006 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 All right. 1007 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Their dog died. 1008 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 And then yes, my 10 year old perfect dog. 1009 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 My 10 year old perfect dog. 1010 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Actually, he was 12. 1011 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 I didn't know that. 1012 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 We found out later. 1013 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000 How? 1014 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 We because we the SPCA, we asked them. 1015 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Did they cut him open and count the rings? 1016 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 They counted tree. 1017 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Yeah. Yeah. 1018 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 How can you? 1019 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I wonder how you could tell maybe by the teeth. 1020 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 They counted his anus rings. 1021 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Oh, seriously. 1022 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 You guys were a mess tonight. 1023 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000 What's wrong with you guys? 1024 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Anus rings. 1025 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Yeah, I didn't say anything about dogs. 1026 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000 They pulled the condom out and counted the anus rings. 1027 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Really, dude? 1028 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 I can't get over that comment. 1029 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 That really disturbed me. 1030 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 OK. 1031 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Anyway, our dog died. 1032 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 The wife decided that, you know, we need to get another rescue dog. 1033 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000 So which for the record, I totally disagree. 1034 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Yeah. 1035 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 No, you disagreed every step of the way. 1036 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Yeah. 1037 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 I just think you guys need time to heal. 1038 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Yeah. 1039 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Do something. 1040 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Wait a second. 1041 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 And my wife said the same thing. 1042 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Did everybody? 1043 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,000 I said, look, you just need some time to decompose and rest. 1044 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Decompose. 1045 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000 You're talking about the dog in the backyard? 1046 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 No, it's a different dog. 1047 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Anyway, so I got overruled. 1048 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:40,000 The wife said, we're going to let's go look at dogs, which means we're getting a dog. 1049 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 And, you know, COVID changes everything. 1050 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000 You can't walk along the stalls and just kind of know. 1051 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 So the selections. 1052 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 They have to bring them to you, right? 1053 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 So they're bringing these dogs in. 1054 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,000 And while she's like talking about how great the dog is, the dog is humping her leg and stuff. 1055 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000 And I'm like, you can probably stop talking and take that dog away. 1056 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 That's not going to happen. 1057 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,000 So we went through three or four dogs and then she brings this one eyed dog. 1058 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Hey, Mighty. 1059 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Is that what the dog says? 1060 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Yeah, it's amazing. 1061 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 How did you know that? 1062 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 The way it barked was. 1063 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Arr, arr, arr, arr. 1064 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 It came with a patch over time. 1065 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000 No patch. 1066 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Oh, it didn't come with a patch? 1067 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Oh, is that true? 1068 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Do you want to hear the damn story? 1069 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Yeah. 1070 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 That was a dad joke right there. 1071 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Yeah, it was. 1072 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 That was bad. 1073 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Yeah. 1074 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 So the dog comes in, Shelley loves it. 1075 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000 We get the dog. 1076 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 So we fill out all the paperwork. 1077 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 We're taking where the dog's in the car. 1078 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 By the way, you'll see a picture of the dog. 1079 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Dudeslikeus.us. 1080 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Oh, really? 1081 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Yeah. 1082 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Or you get. 1083 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Go ahead. 1084 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 OK, sorry. 1085 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 We pull into the backyard. 1086 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000 It's on a leash. 1087 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 It jumps out of the car. 1088 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 She's got it on the leash. 1089 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 My son comes out to meet it. 1090 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 She's you know how some dogs, they don't want to be leashed. 1091 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 They want to be able to back away. 1092 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000 So she's like, OK, well, I'm going to give the dog a little bit of freedom. 1093 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000 We're talking 20 to 30 seconds. 1094 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 She lets the dog off the leash. 1095 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 It sprints to the gate. 1096 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000 And I have this metal gate that can, you know, opens in the middle and you can wobble it. 1097 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:06,000 She jumps up against the fence, wobbles it, realizes she can squeeze through, 1098 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,000 and puts her head in and boom, out the gate. 1099 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 And we're like, oh my god, oh my god. 1100 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 I hadn't even pulled the car into the garage. 1101 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,000 And I'm hearing, I remember my wife, he got out the gate, he got out the gate. 1102 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 And I'm like, how is that even possible? 1103 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Like I haven't even pulled the car in. 1104 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,000 So did you have the conversation with her about the whole thing of taking the dog off the leash? 1105 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Well, again, she explained it to me later. 1106 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 I was kind of like, what were you thinking? 1107 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 What was the explanation? 1108 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:42,000 And well, you know, when people are approaching a dog and you've got it on a leash, it's feeling cornered. 1109 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 So she wanted to let it off the leash in our backyard, no big deal. 1110 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Fenced in backyard. 1111 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:51,000 And let it kind of move around and sniff around and be on its terms. 1112 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Wow, what a mistake. 1113 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Yeah, I think it smelled, I think it smelled the dead beagles that you had buried. 1114 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Smelled death, maybe. 1115 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Buried in the backyard. 1116 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,000 It smelled all sorts of stuff because it hauled ash to that gate and got out so fast. 1117 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 You know, Paul saw all kinds of stuff. 1118 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 Was it like dead squirrels on the inside? 1119 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I don't know. 1120 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Rabbits on the front? 1121 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 None of that is true. 1122 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 I think it looked at it. 1123 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 You're trying to tell me you weren't shooting squirrels off your fence? 1124 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yeah. 1125 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000 With a BB gun? 1126 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Okay. 1127 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I wasn't saying with a Beretta. 1128 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 And none of them killed it. 1129 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000 I mean, they never killed any of them. 1130 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 How do you know? 1131 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 You could have winged it. 1132 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000 I hit one. 1133 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 It might have looked... 1134 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000 I hit one and made one bleed and it still ran off. 1135 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 So the dog ran off, disappeared. 1136 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 The dog was gone for two days. 1137 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Four. 1138 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Four days? 1139 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Four days. 1140 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I thought you said it came back. 1141 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000 It was cold. 1142 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000 So we chased it and it will never come to us and it hauls ash. 1143 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 And so we're like, okay, this isn't going to work. 1144 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Why did you chase it? 1145 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Why don't you just sit down and see if it'll come to you? 1146 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 They're supposed to get down on their level. 1147 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Okay. 1148 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Thank you, Brian. 1149 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000 I didn't know you were the dog whisperer. 1150 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 In that situation, we were panicked. 1151 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Okay. 1152 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Anyway, so 24 hours later, Shelley looks out the window. 1153 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 It's walking up the alley. 1154 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 That's the first thing. 1155 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 24 hours later. 1156 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 You're not supposed to panic. 1157 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Right. 1158 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Well, and so Shelley very... 1159 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Now she's very calm and come here, come here. 1160 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Boom. 1161 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Takes off again. 1162 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Okay. 1163 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Smells death. 1164 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,000 So over that four-day period, I was on this Facebook group that lost pets. 1165 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Next door. 1166 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Yeah, I saw it. 1167 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Next door and Facebook. 1168 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Yeah, I saw it next door. 1169 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 And people were like, I saw your dog at the corner, blah, blah, blah. 1170 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000 So three different times during those four days, we raced over somewhere and saw her. 1171 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I mean, how often does that happen? 1172 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Right. 1173 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Hey, you know what? 1174 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000 I wish I had known that because I would have sent you all over Frisco. 1175 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Thank you. 1176 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Dogs hanging out at the end. 1177 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Yeah, it's in South Dallas. 1178 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Come down here right now. 1179 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 No, no, no. 1180 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 I think it's over here. 1181 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 It's over here. 1182 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 You've probably gone through about three or four tanks of gas. 1183 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Yeah, you're an ass. 1184 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 You would have done that. 1185 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 So each time you saw it, it would see your car and just bolt. 1186 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Hall of ash. 1187 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 No, no, no. 1188 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 We'd be out of the car. 1189 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 And then we were like slowly like we were holding out pepperoni. 1190 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 And I mean, but the damn thing's 50 yards away. 1191 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,000 It's not going to be like, oh, do you have pepperoni? 1192 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000 And it has one eye. 1193 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000 The dog doesn't even fucking know you. 1194 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000 You're like nobody. 1195 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Bingo. 1196 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 She's like, what the hell? 1197 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000 We knew the dog for 30 seconds. 1198 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Whenever you had it the first time, why didn't you have some food there? 1199 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Probably thought, OK, these people aren't going to feed me. 1200 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000 We were totally unprepared for what was going to happen. 1201 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 So there's a compilation of errors. 1202 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000 So just nonstop. 1203 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000 OK, anyway, so after four days, I was like I knew what was going to happen. 1204 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000 It was either she was going to be exhausted because she hadn't eaten. 1205 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Right. 1206 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 And she was going to basically collapse in somebody's arms, which would have been perfect. 1207 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Or she was going to get hit by a car. 1208 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 And then sure enough, we get the call because she's been chipped. 1209 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000 And like they know who she belongs to. 1210 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Got hit by a car. 1211 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 So we go over to the animal hospital. 1212 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,000 I tell you, when I found out the dog got hit by a car, this is going to sound horrible. 1213 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000 You're going to feel horrible in the future when we get to know this dog. 1214 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Dick. 1215 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I was I was kind of selfishly for you thinking, God, I hope the dog doesn't make it. 1216 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I mean, I get it. 1217 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000 It sounds fucked up. 1218 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000 But at the same time, I'm like, what a mess you've got yourself into. 1219 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 And this is going to sound horrible. 1220 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 But we're on our way over to the animal hospital. 1221 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000 And we're like all we know she's been hit by a car and dogs don't do well when they get hit by cars. 1222 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Right. 1223 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:10,000 So I'm thinking, OK, well, I mean, if it is savable, I can't I'm not going to spend a thousand dollars. 1224 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 I mean, you know how it is. 1225 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 You can spend a thousand, two thousand, three thousand dollars. 1226 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 And I'm like, we don't even know this dog. 1227 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 I don't want to spend money. 1228 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I just drove this car off the lot. 1229 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 And that's crappy. 1230 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Right. 1231 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 I thought you were going over the animal thing to get your refund. 1232 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Well, no, no, but it because it is your 20 bucks back. 1233 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Anyway, son of a bitch. 1234 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Next time, keep the dog money back. 1235 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Yeah, we got to give me a run. 1236 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 We got a really defective. 1237 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 I'll tell you what, we'll give you money back. 1238 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Give us back the leash. 1239 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000 God, it's so bad. 1240 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000 So bad. 1241 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Anyway, so she had a shattered femur and they had, you know, basically they said they're going to have to remove their leg. 1242 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000 So we took her home with a shattered femur and that was fun. 1243 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Tried taking care of a dog for any length of time with a shattered femur. 1244 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 How long did you have to keep her before the next stage? 1245 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Before the surgery? 1246 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Yeah. 1247 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 A weekend? 1248 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Oh, it's like no way. 1249 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Like Sunday. 1250 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Yeah. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. 1251 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 She was pretty much on hydros. 1252 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Oh, yeah. 1253 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 No, I was giving her. 1254 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Yeah, I was giving her pain meds and stuff. 1255 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Drinking bourbon with her. 1256 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 I was completely shift. 1257 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 How were you giving the dog the medicine? 1258 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 You just, you know, open their mouth and kind of shove it down their throat. 1259 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Yeah. 1260 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000 But I found a much better way to do it. 1261 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 I saw you popping some pills. 1262 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Were those the dog pain pills? 1263 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 I was topping everything. 1264 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000 It was a nightmare. 1265 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000 The dog had little shots of little things. 1266 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000 He'd pop his black butt luge in it. 1267 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Yeah, for sure. 1268 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000 All right, so then we do the, we move the leg. 1269 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Oh, butt chugging, that's what I meant to say. 1270 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Yeah, chugging. 1271 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Thanks. 1272 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Yeah, we can just go right over that. 1273 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 That's OK. 1274 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 We don't have to relive that. 1275 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 So anyway, so the dog leg gets removed. 1276 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000 We have the surgery. 1277 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 She's all stitched up. 1278 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 She's, you know, high on meds. 1279 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 She's bleeding everywhere. 1280 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:51,000 And I'm like, can we wrap her in like some, no, no, we want the wound to be open so it'll breathe. 1281 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 OK, so she bled for three weeks. 1282 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Three weeks. 1283 00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:00,000 So I had to put down beast towels and old sheets and I was washing them like twice a day. 1284 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 And I mean, bleeding everywhere. 1285 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Like a murder scene. 1286 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 If you walked into my house with a blue light. 1287 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Dead carcass. 1288 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000 You absolutely, it was a murder spree. 1289 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Absolute murder spree. 1290 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Anyway. 1291 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000 It's natural. 1292 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,000 So a week into this, we'd know it was like a newborn. 1293 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 No sleep. 1294 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 I'm carrying the dog outside to go potty. 1295 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 I'm doing pain meds around the around the clock. 1296 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,000 A week into this, my wife and I get covid from the dog. 1297 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 I told you it's a three legged dog. 1298 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000 It's a three legged dog. 1299 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 We got dog probably from one of these assholes. 1300 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Wasn't me. 1301 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000 It wasn't me. 1302 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000 No, your wife had covid. 1303 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Yeah. 1304 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 And I was in the house. 1305 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 I didn't get covid. 1306 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I think you got covid. 1307 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 You probably did. 1308 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000 You got covid from the dog. 1309 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Don't need a swab tonight. 1310 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Yeah. 1311 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Anyway, so we get covid. 1312 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000 We get covid and we're down with covid for almost two weeks. 1313 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 So now we have a bleeding dog. 1314 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 We got covid for two weeks. 1315 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 It was and you rent your back. 1316 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Oh, carrying the dog in retrospect. 1317 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000 It was probably my back out that you guys had covid. 1318 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000 No, I didn't know that. 1319 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,000 It was probably the best thing because you guys were able to spend that quality time all in bed. 1320 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,000 You all three of you in the bed with the dog for over a week. 1321 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Yeah. 1322 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 I mean, so that was a bonding and thank God. 1323 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Thank God. 1324 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 My middle son, everyone is off, you know, was off to college. 1325 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000 You know, the one that's friends with your friends, right? 1326 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Right. 1327 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Your sons, your sons. 1328 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000 He was a champ and we had some good friends bring over some food over here, brought over some food. 1329 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Oh, yeah. 1330 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Yeah. 1331 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Oh, shit. 1332 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Oh, yeah. 1333 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Time stamp. 1334 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Time stamp that. 1335 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Oh, yeah. 1336 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Can I go? 1337 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I had friends. 1338 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000 I had friends that brought over some food like spaghetti with our guest sauce on it. 1339 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Oh, freshly whacked. 1340 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Well, I whipped up some sauce for him. 1341 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Hey, it brought him out of the coat. 1342 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Whacked up some sauce. 1343 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Whipped up some sauce. 1344 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I bet you did. 1345 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 And then in two days, I talked to him and said, man, you sound good. 1346 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 He goes, well, that spaghetti was good. 1347 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000 That's good. 1348 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000 I don't know. 1349 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 I healed up real good. 1350 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Yeah. 1351 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Rubbed it on my nipples. 1352 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 What the? 1353 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 I thought it was spaghetti. 1354 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 What do you think's in the vaccination? 1355 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Oh, Jesus. 1356 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 So anyway, that's my story. 1357 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 That's my story. 1358 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000 The dog's all healed up. 1359 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000 It's a kangaroo dog now and hops around with this one eye and three legs. 1360 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,000 So it has one eye and three legs, and we met the dog for the first time over the weekend. 1361 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 And she was doing good, it seemed. 1362 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 She gets around just fine. 1363 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000 She's super, super affectionate, super smart. 1364 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 She's going to be a good dog. 1365 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I think so, too. 1366 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000 I don't think she's going to win any races, but you'd be surprised. 1367 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Like a Greyhound race? 1368 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 She could probably beat you. 1369 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Well, that wouldn't be fair to put it up against a four-legged dog. 1370 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000 That's true. 1371 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 You know, maybe put it up against a two-legged dog. 1372 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 The Para K9 Olympics? 1373 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Para K9. 1374 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Is that a thing? 1375 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Para Olympics, right? 1376 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Speaking of Olympics. 1377 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Is that insensitive? 1378 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000 That's insensitive. 1379 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Wow, that is insensitive. 1380 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 It is. 1381 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Damn, I didn't mean it to be. 1382 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000 So you're a racist. 1383 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 So there's a lot of three-legged dogs out there. 1384 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 That automatically slips in. 1385 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Let me ask you this. 1386 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:03,000 So now the dog can go in and out of the back, in and out of the house, and no problem? 1387 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 In and out of the doggie door, whenever she wants. 1388 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000 And she goes down to the gate. 1389 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000 And I'm watching through the window. 1390 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Can I adjust to the gate? 1391 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000 You help me out? 1392 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Yeah. 1393 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000 I had adjusted the gate so that there was no way that I thought that she could push 1394 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 it apart, right? 1395 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 And she's down by the gate a lot. 1396 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000 She stands there and kind of sticks her snout through the bars. 1397 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000 And I'm like, oh, that's how the other half live. 1398 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Yeah, exactly. 1399 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 But I'm just like, I'm waiting. 1400 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Does she push on it? 1401 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Nope. 1402 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000 She has shown no intent on leaving. 1403 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 And she's smelling the whole yard. 1404 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 I mean, she's making it her home now, right? 1405 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000 I hope so. 1406 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 I don't know. 1407 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Well, I think she's scoping out perimeter weaknesses. 1408 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Yes. 1409 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000 She's like a velociraptor. 1410 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000 She's never testing the same piece of defense. 1411 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 She's hunting in packs. 1412 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Yeah. 1413 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Right. 1414 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,000 There's a pack of three-legged guanine dogs around the corner. 1415 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Those are the most dangerous kind right there. 1416 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 They keep running into each other? 1417 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 This is the house. 1418 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 They keep killing the dogs and burying them in the backyard. 1419 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 This is hot. 1420 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Anyway, that's my story. 1421 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 That was kind of long. 1422 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Sorry, I tried to make it a little shorter. 1423 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 So you had a really fun month of January. 1424 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 It was awful. 1425 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Yeah. 1426 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Well, 2021, what a good way to end the shit. 1427 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Yeah, no shit. 1428 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000 After a horrible 2020, that's the way I start 2021. 1429 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 Unbelievable. 1430 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Well, look at it this way. 1431 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000 It can only go up. 1432 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Yeah. 1433 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Oh, yeah. 1434 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Biden's in office and the COVID is going away. 1435 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Things are already turning around. 1436 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Yeah, bless. 1437 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Yeah, I think Des— 1438 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 All those executive orders saved the day. 1439 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Hallelujah. 1440 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Well, you know what? 1441 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Since he signed those executive orders, you notice Des start coming down. 1442 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000 I mean, if you watch the CNN timer, it's going backwards. 1443 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 They took it off entirely, I thought. 1444 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 No, it's on there, but it's going backwards. 1445 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 The COVID tracker disappeared. 1446 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000 You know, like people are just coming back from life. 1447 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Coming back from life, yeah. 1448 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Yeah, I don't watch CNN. 1449 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000 No, I don't either. 1450 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000 I'm not watching anything. 1451 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 I'm not watching TV either. 1452 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000 I'll tell you what. 1453 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:52,000 I did—I took a break for lunch today and sat down and put on YouTube, and there was 1454 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,000 a little blurb of The Five from Fox News. 1455 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 You miss them, don't you? 1456 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I do. 1457 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000 I do. 1458 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,000 And it was the first time I've seen The Five. 1459 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000 And— 1460 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Since before the election, right? 1461 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Yeah. 1462 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000 I mean, after that, I was like, I haven't watched it. 1463 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:11,000 That was the first time, you know, Dana Perino was—she didn't look very good. 1464 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 And then they had— 1465 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Really? 1466 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000 I think she's so cute. 1467 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Oh, she is. 1468 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Oh, hold on. 1469 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Of course, she's smoking hot. 1470 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Beautiful. 1471 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000 I love her. 1472 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 But this one, she looked like she wasn't—you know. 1473 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 She's like, we have no viewers. 1474 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Life is going down the tubes. 1475 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Probably. 1476 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,000 I remember back whenever they had that tall brunette that sat on the end. 1477 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Oh, hold on. 1478 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 I was about to get into that. 1479 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 There's a—there's— 1480 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 This is a— 1481 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000 They brought in the hottie. 1482 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000 There's a Campanio—what was her name? 1483 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Emily Campanio? 1484 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Emily Campanio, yeah. 1485 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Is that who you're talking about? 1486 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 I can't remember her name, but she was hot. 1487 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000 She's the Oakland Raiders cheerleader that turned lawyer. 1488 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:59,000 And she is not only smoking hot, she is one of the smartest people on there. 1489 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Yeah, she's very intelligent. 1490 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,000 She's able to conjure up information just on a whim. 1491 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 It's so funny you say that. 1492 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000 I know who you're talking about, and I've never seen the five. 1493 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Well, I haven't seen her on the five. 1494 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Well, she's not on there anymore. 1495 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 And then you have—what is the— 1496 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 C-A-M-P. 1497 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000 There it is. 1498 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000 There it is. 1499 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Yeah, or you can just pull up the five cast. 1500 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Well, it's been on for a very long time, so it's going to be a bunch of people that— 1501 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Yeah, do they rotate people? 1502 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 It's been consistent for the last couple years. 1503 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Well, there's another one that was on today. 1504 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000 I forget. 1505 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Papalich, I think is her last name. 1506 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Pavlovich. 1507 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000 This chick right there. 1508 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Pavlovich. 1509 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 No, that's not her. 1510 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 She was kind of tall, too. 1511 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Yeah, Katie Pavlovich. 1512 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Katie Pavlovich. 1513 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000 But yeah, I mean, they've had a lot of people on there. 1514 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 But the usuals are— 1515 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Perino. 1516 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 —Gregg Gutfeld, Perino. 1517 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Jesse Owens. 1518 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Juwan Williams. 1519 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Did that Democrat— 1520 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Was that name Jesse Williams? 1521 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Jesse Waters. 1522 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Jesse Waters. 1523 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000 I said Jesse Owens. 1524 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000 And then they kind of rotate the fifth person. 1525 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Donna Brazils is on there sometimes. 1526 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000 She is terrible. 1527 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000 She needs to go away. 1528 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Who was the funny Democrat? 1529 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Honey child. 1530 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000 That's what the— 1531 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Oh, you're thinking of— 1532 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 She's from Louisiana. 1533 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 He's kind of a heavyset guy. 1534 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000 She's sweet, but— 1535 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 He was a Democrat. 1536 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 He was kind of funny. 1537 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 He was a liberal. 1538 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000 You used to— 1539 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Was that Dom? 1540 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Dom Delahue? 1541 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Yeah, Sean Hannity and Alan somebody. 1542 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Combs. 1543 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Alan Combs. 1544 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Yeah, Alan Combs. 1545 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Hannity and Combs. 1546 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Candice Owens was on the five? 1547 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Back to the left one more time. 1548 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 She's probably been on it as a guest. 1549 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 All these people have been on it at some point. 1550 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,000 I tell you what, I have high hopes that Candice Owens steps up. 1551 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 And I'll tell you one thing I was a little disappointed in, 1552 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000 one of the little blurbs I was about to get into— 1553 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Excuse me— 1554 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000 is that they had Trey Gowdy. 1555 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Wow, that was juicy. 1556 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Yeah, that's a little acid reflux going on. 1557 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 You throw up on your microphone? 1558 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 I felt like it. 1559 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 Now you're smelling it, really. 1560 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Wow. 1561 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Why don't you just go ahead and lick it all? 1562 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000 No shit. 1563 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 He's picking the meat out of the microphone. 1564 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:09,000 So Trey Gowdy was on as an air personality, not as an interviewer. 1565 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 He was fucking an air personality. 1566 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000 I was kind of tripping out. 1567 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Who was? 1568 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Trey Gowdy. 1569 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Oh yeah, no, I like him. 1570 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Well, no, after he retired from Congress. 1571 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 I wanted him to run for office. 1572 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 I wanted him to run for presidency. 1573 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Who's saying he's not at some point, but he's out of politics right now. 1574 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 I tell you what, he was a badass, too, when he was there. 1575 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000 He didn't put up a show? 1576 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 When he was in like a senator, right? 1577 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Senator to senator. 1578 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 No, he was a congressman. 1579 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Well, I mean, either House or Senate, but I thought he was a senator. 1580 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 I don't think he was a senator. 1581 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000 I don't know. 1582 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000 He was tough. 1583 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I do know he was tough. 1584 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Like in his hearings, it was his questioning time, you know, and he'd be like— 1585 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Oh yeah, just like Jim Jordan is today. 1586 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 You know, Jim Jordan is kind of picked that up. 1587 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000 He's just straightforward. 1588 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Just comes right out in the house. 1589 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 He's said to beat around the bush. 1590 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Very blunt and very rational. 1591 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 I love it. 1592 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Yeah, but I think Fox has hurt. 1593 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000 They are big time hurting. 1594 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000 I also saw that—basically, everyone's ratings are down. 1595 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 CNN's down, I think. 1596 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,000 I saw 44, 45 percent since Trump left office. 1597 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 MSNBC's down. 1598 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Because those people wanted to see them bash Trump. 1599 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000 And now they don't need to anymore. 1600 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,000 There's only 400,000 people that watch MSNBC and CNN. 1601 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 I mean, how much lower can you go? 1602 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 I watch One American News. 1603 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Yeah, I watch that. 1604 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000 I watch news. 1605 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Actually, I haven't really picked up any news yet. 1606 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:40,000 I've watched Newsmax a couple times, but I haven't gotten back into the routine of watching it because I'm not ready for it. 1607 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Well, the thing is with One American News, I mean, if you watch an hour of it, then they just repeat it. 1608 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000 But they just report the news until you get to the evening. 1609 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Yeah. 1610 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 And then you have—what is it? 1611 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 The opinion pieces, the opinion notes. 1612 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Well, you have something with Stephanie Hill. 1613 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Now, this is a good-looking blonde chick. 1614 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:03,000 And we call her—Susan and I call her perfect hair because it's blonde. 1615 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000 And then it turns, and then it's darker on the inside. 1616 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 And it's always like—and it just weighs perfect. 1617 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000 So we call her perfect hair. 1618 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000 And then you go back through another hour, and then you have Real America with Dan Ball. 1619 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000 And he's right. 1620 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 I mean, he was an ex-Air Force Academy. 1621 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 I mean, he just says it like it is. 1622 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,000 You know, the fact that you watch that show is highly offensive. 1623 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 I know. 1624 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:32,000 I mean, remember, there was a coach that almost lost his job because he wore a T-shirt that said OAN. 1625 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000 Well, yeah, he had to give back a million dollars a year of his salary. 1626 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000 So I can't believe you're even admitting on air that you listen to that. 1627 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Oh, yeah. 1628 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 And you watch it. 1629 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Well, sometimes. 1630 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 If I want to get some news, I do. 1631 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000 That's bullshit. 1632 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000 It takes me to— 1633 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000 We've already been over there. 1634 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000 I mean, I don't get any— 1635 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000 It's ridiculous. 1636 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000 I mean, I don't get any news from Andy Griffin, but that's just good, whole, hard, you know, 1637 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000 wholesome comedy. 1638 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Wholesome family entertainment. 1639 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000 That's right. 1640 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Yeah. 1641 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Agreed. 1642 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000 You know, help you raise your kids. 1643 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000 You know what? 1644 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 There really isn't much of that anymore. 1645 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,000 How many shows are out there that you would consider wholesome family entertainment? 1646 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 South Park. 1647 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000 I don't know what your family's like. 1648 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Goddamn. 1649 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000 I don't know. 1650 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 I did not do that. 1651 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000 That's a joke. 1652 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I mean, maybe Last Man Standing, I don't watch it, but I mean, I hear that's a good show. 1653 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000 Well, that's a good show. 1654 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 It's a right-wing show, though. 1655 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Well, it's a little more than the others, but it's not all the way there. 1656 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000 But yes, it is. 1657 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Unless you start getting into, like, the Hallmark Channel and stuff like that, that's kind of—or 1658 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,000 maybe not even Lifetime, but the Hallmark Channel, because they have several. 1659 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:45,000 And that's where you find your wholesome good shows these days. 1660 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000 All movies. 1661 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000 They end all exactly the same way. 1662 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,000 I mean, you watch one movie, and the next one, they just have a couple other characters. 1663 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 The girl gets the girl. 1664 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Now there's their snow. 1665 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,000 So I'm going to share a few things about some of the shows that are coming out right now 1666 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,000 without getting specific with the actual names of these shows. 1667 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 But like, I'll just say like Netflix. 1668 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:13,000 It's like there's a criteria on all these shows that say, hey, man, we have to have some diversity going on. 1669 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 We have to have a couple of kissing. 1670 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000 We have to have a couple—whatever. 1671 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 We have to have some women kissing, guys kissing. 1672 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Bunch of sticks. 1673 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000 Wait a second. 1674 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:29,000 What happens if you had an African-American woman that's a lesbian and an African-American man that was gay, and they kissed? 1675 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Then that's five stars. 1676 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Automatically five stars. 1677 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 My point is they're making these movies. 1678 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000 And look, I don't care. 1679 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 I don't have anything against gay people. 1680 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 I love them. 1681 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000 I have some of those friends. 1682 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000 I don't give a shit. 1683 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,000 They do not affect me in any—it's just unrealistic. 1684 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,000 It's unrealistic to have this diversity thing that they're punching down on everyone's throat. 1685 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 But they're trying to normalize it. 1686 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000 They're trying to make it seem for the rest of America that it is normal, completely normal. 1687 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 And not only normal. 1688 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:02,000 They're making it unnormalized by shoving it down everyone's throat. 1689 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Right. 1690 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Let's let grandpa die. 1691 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Let's let grandpa die with all his horrible feelings going on about gay people and black people bashing. 1692 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000 You know, those generations will eventually just go away. 1693 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 So there's no sense of bringing it up. 1694 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000 You want to get rid of racism. 1695 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,000 You want to get rid of this blackballing of different things. 1696 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000 We'll just stop talking about it. 1697 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Stop talking about it. 1698 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Yeah. 1699 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Stop talking. 1700 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Stop making an issue. 1701 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000 In my opinion, just treat everybody equally. 1702 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000 And everybody's going to treat everybody equally. 1703 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 But there are people that disagree with us. 1704 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:38,000 You know, they want to push the minority and they want to push their views on you. 1705 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Just like you dislike the next door. 1706 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 The next door thing thing. 1707 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 You know, a lady or the next door app. 1708 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Yeah. 1709 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000 I mean, I don't know. 1710 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000 You don't mind. 1711 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000 I have to believe this. 1712 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000 But, you know, our subdivision is called Plantation Resort. 1713 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 That doesn't mean talk about the plantation. 1714 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Yeah, that came up in one of the city meetings. 1715 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000 That was bull. 1716 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,000 I don't know, but some lady put it on next door. 1717 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 And she's offended. 1718 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000 Well, one of our friends sent it to me and said, you live in a racist neighborhood. 1719 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,000 I said, what? 1720 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:15,000 And she goes, well, that name really offends me. 1721 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 And I've only put one comment on there. 1722 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,000 And I read it and she goes, well, she did a survey. 1723 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000 Well, 95 percent of the people said, no, we're not going to change it just because, you know, the five percenter want it changed. 1724 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000 And I just wrote on there. 1725 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000 I said, look, if it bothers you, there was five percent people that objected to it. 1726 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000 No, 95 percent people said, keep it like it is. 1727 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000 But five percent said, no. 1728 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Yeah. Change the name. 1729 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Interesting. 1730 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000 Yeah. 1731 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 So I basically put my one comment on there. 1732 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 I said, look, the name offends you so much. 1733 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Won't you sell your house? 1734 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,000 You'll make hundreds of thousands of dollars and you move somewhere else. 1735 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,000 But I said, don't push your views because it bothers you. 1736 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000 It's a name. 1737 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000 It's just a word. 1738 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000 You know, you knew what the name was when you moved in here. 1739 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Yeah. 1740 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Well, that's that's what I'm saying. 1741 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Yeah. 1742 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 If it offended you, you never would have made it. 1743 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000 It offends you. 1744 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000 It offends you now. 1745 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Back then, it's not like a marquee on the fucking front. 1746 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,000 You know what? 1747 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 You can make two or three hundred thousand dollars off your home. 1748 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000 Go move somewhere else. 1749 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000 But you know what? 1750 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I'm reflecting on actually what her post said. 1751 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 And it wasn't that she was offended. 1752 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 It was in the spirit of being woke. 1753 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000 No. 1754 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Yes, it was something. 1755 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000 It was something like this. 1756 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000 It was something like, hey, guys, what do you think if we do the right thing? 1757 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Because, you know, plantation has negative connotations. 1758 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 What if we do the right thing and we and we change? 1759 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 You know, we change the name. 1760 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 No, you know, getting swept up in the wokeness. 1761 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000 No, no, she said she didn't say it offended her. 1762 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Yeah, she said it bothered her. 1763 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,000 You know what? 1764 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 I've got to and she is, you know, she was. 1765 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 That's what this one point nine trillion is. 1766 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 I know it's a bailout. 1767 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Democrat things. 1768 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,000 I am both, you know, I mean, I don't need the fourteen hundred now. 1769 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 I already bought me a boat with the other twelve hundred I got. 1770 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000 There you go. 1771 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000 I didn't get it. 1772 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000 I bought it for a hundred bucks. 1773 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Well, you know, it went in. 1774 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,000 I mean, why did I get I said Paula, you made too much bullshit 1775 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000 because you're rich. 1776 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000 No, I'm not thinking white privilege, rich. 1777 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 You probably you probably did get money. 1778 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 White privilege. 1779 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 It went into your bank account. 1780 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000 You just saw it. 1781 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 They go my bank account. 1782 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000 That's what I mean. 1783 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000 It went into a bank account. 1784 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,000 And speak speaking of that, that came up the other day about my wife goes, 1785 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000 well, did we get a stimulus check? 1786 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000 I said, yeah. 1787 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 She goes, well, I didn't see any evidence. 1788 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Well, it went into buying a boat. 1789 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Did you just go look out the window? 1790 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000 You should look out the window. 1791 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000 There's your stimulus check. 1792 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000 She goes, well, you know, half of that's mine. 1793 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:32,000 I said, well, whenever we pay taxes, I said, I said, whenever I have to pay 1794 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,000 taxes at the end of the year, I said, I don't come to you and say, 1795 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 hey, well, you pay your half. 1796 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000 I just pay it. 1797 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:43,000 Yeah, she just kind of and ever since there's been turmoil in your house. 1798 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000 No, no, actually, I did. 1799 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Well, we get six hundred bucks one time and then something else the other. 1800 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:57,000 So, you know, no, she just said, well, where's my, you know, of course, 1801 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:02,000 you know, my wife retired in October from school district whenever Shelley 1802 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000 went to work. 1803 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Yeah. 1804 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:10,000 And your wife retires and mine starts a career and I get screwed on this deal. 1805 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000 I'm doing laundry and running the dishwasher. 1806 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,000 You had a day taking care of the dog, taking care of the dog. 1807 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000 You had a total role reversal. 1808 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Total. 1809 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000 You know, and speaking of that, I'm walking around with an apron on Zoom calls. 1810 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000 You know, and now now your wife, you know, Paula, call and say Paula caller 1811 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 and say, hey, you know, such and such. 1812 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000 And, you know, kind of like when Sean took a phone call, you know, you have to 1813 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 say, hey, why are you calling me? 1814 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000 I got shit to do. 1815 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Yeah. 1816 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000 You're the man. 1817 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Deal with it. 1818 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000 I wear the phone with the phone in this family. 1819 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 I don't know when I'm going to be home, but it better be hot when I get. 1820 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Yeah. 1821 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Hand her the hand. 1822 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Hot. 1823 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I like that. 1824 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000 I like the confidence, man. 1825 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000 And you got to count. 1826 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 I'm going to call bullshit, but I like the confidence. 1827 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Oh, no. 1828 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000 I do it. 1829 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 I do it to my wife all the time. 1830 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Hand her the baby issue as soon as she walks. 1831 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000 It's your turn. 1832 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000 I get one finger up. 1833 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 I need a massage. 1834 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Actually. 1835 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Those days were the worst. 1836 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:04,000 When the kids were little tiny babies and like, you know, it's your turn to. 1837 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Everything was every request had like this devil thing to it. 1838 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Like when the baby's crying, it's hard to carry the baby around. 1839 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Well, I think I think babies wet. 1840 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000 It's hard to get a diaper. 1841 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000 I did it all day. 1842 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Yeah, I was like, why can't you just talk like a normal human? 1843 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Hey, honey, do you mind? 1844 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 1845 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000 No, it was always like, right. 1846 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:30,000 You know, you know, you know, you know, who told me those five things was and he's 1847 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:35,000 he's a great friend of mine and everything, but we were at a Christmas party and he 1848 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:43,000 was he he used to work same company I did and he was head of a inside sales and all 1849 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000 that. 1850 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,000 And he was making a speech and his wife was sitting right next to me and I hung up one 1851 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:54,000 finger and his eyes got about as big as the bottom of that beer can and he's shaking 1852 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000 his head. 1853 00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:00,000 So like, don't you even go there with the one to you know, why are you doing? 1854 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Oh, the famous five things he talked to. 1855 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 But it gets man. 1856 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:10,000 My wife will break my finger off and shove it up my ass. 1857 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Hold on. 1858 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000 Pull it out. 1859 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Hold on. 1860 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Hold on. 1861 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000 You done? 1862 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Yeah, sorry. 1863 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000 I was doing a beer out of the cooler. 1864 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Well, if you're going to make all that racket, why don't you pull another one out? 1865 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000 It was like you went digging. 1866 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000 I know. 1867 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 It's like you went mining for coal. 1868 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Over there. 1869 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000 God. 1870 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000 I'm sorry. 1871 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000 Obviously, he's not found his way around the kitchen yet. 1872 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000 We need to get a little fridge up here. 1873 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 A little fridge could sit right there. 1874 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000 There you go. 1875 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000 That way we don't have to deal with ice or anything like that. 1876 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000 That would be nice. 1877 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 All right. 1878 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 So hold on. 1879 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000 So what were the five things? 1880 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000 I just told you. 1881 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Well, we only saw one figure. 1882 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 That was the one thing that I told you. 1883 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000 Why are you calling me? 1884 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Oh, okay. 1885 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 I got shit to do. 1886 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000 You're the woman. 1887 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Deal with it. 1888 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,000 No, I don't know when I'm going to be home, but it better be hot when I get there. 1889 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Wow. 1890 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Those are the keys to a long, successful marriage. 1891 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Paul's wife does the opposite. 1892 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000 You're the man. 1893 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000 Deal with it. 1894 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Those are going to be listed on your epitaph as she whips your ass. 1895 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 Yeah, no shit. 1896 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000 No, actually I don't see that ending well in most marriages. 1897 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Well, when you wear the pants in the family, it doesn't really matter. 1898 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Oh, I like that. 1899 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000 You're so full of shit. 1900 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 Paul wears the skirt and the thong. 1901 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000 So full of shit. 1902 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000 I'm waiting for the call. 1903 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Hey, man, do you have any extra room at your house? 1904 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000 Paul actually wears it. 1905 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000 Yeah, why? 1906 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Susan won't let me sleep here. 1907 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Oh, he said it in the wife's name. 1908 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 I gave her all five at once and she just couldn't handle it. 1909 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000 Yeah, Paul actually wears the Daisy Dukes at home when he's working. 1910 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 I wear the thong, man, the safari thong. 1911 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Your ass cheeks are kind of hanging out. 1912 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000 She digs it. 1913 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000 Oh, Harry. 1914 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Oh, she digs it. 1915 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000 You know what? 1916 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000 That bike gets in there and makes segues, which is a man manicure. 1917 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000 Oh, yeah. 1918 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 Probably ought to do something. 1919 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000 Very nice. 1920 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 You probably ought to do something with that hairy ass. 1921 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Maybe shave it. 1922 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Yeah, one of the topics we wanted to cover tonight was male manicuring. 1923 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000 Yeah. 1924 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000 And the... 1925 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 And what's an automatic part of the routine? 1926 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Yeah, the different things that men do to just keep themselves groomed. 1927 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,000 And it could range from anywhere from just trimming the nails 1928 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000 to waxing the balls and stuff like that, right? 1929 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000 So let's just start from the top. 1930 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Well, I mean, now today, you know, with COVID, 1931 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,000 really it might just be just take a shower. 1932 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 You know, if you don't go out of the house for a week, 1933 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 you know, you might have a couple of days, 1934 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 you know, you know what, I might need to take a shower. 1935 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000 It's funny you say that. 1936 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,000 When you work from home full time, it's amazing how you can become like 1937 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Cro-Magnet. 1938 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000 Grizzly atoms. 1939 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Yeah, you can become Neanderthal like in weeks. 1940 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Oh, yeah. 1941 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000 It's amazing. 1942 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000 You know, when you're sleeping and your legs are kind of sticking together, 1943 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000 you know what, I think it's about time. 1944 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Yeah, it's like, you think to yourself, 1945 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000 when was the last time I showered? 1946 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000 I think I need to take a shower. 1947 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Yeah, I'll get the message from Sean. 1948 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000 I haven't showered in like four days. 1949 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Give me a minute. 1950 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 I need to go shower. 1951 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,000 I don't go four. 1952 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 You know, it's funny. 1953 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:12,000 So my boss, my boss is like, he's like militant. 1954 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000 He wakes up. 1955 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000 It doesn't matter that he works from home full time. 1956 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000 He's up at six. 1957 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000 He does his physical therapy or his workout or something. 1958 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000 He takes a shower. 1959 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 He gets dressed and all this kind of stuff. 1960 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,000 And then, you know, I just fall out of bed, crawl over to the computer. 1961 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000 You know what I mean? 1962 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000 God, I woke up. 1963 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,000 I took a phone call at 8.32 this morning and I just woke up. 1964 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,000 I was like, hello? 1965 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Right. 1966 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000 Right? 1967 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000 How embarrassing. 1968 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000 And so that's me. 1969 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000 I'm like polar opposite of what he is like. 1970 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,000 But the problem is 11 o'clock we'll roll around and he'll be like, 1971 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 hey, you want to meet for lunch? 1972 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 And you're like, you're ripe. 1973 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,000 And I'm like, I got to trim my nose hair and shower 1974 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:52,000 and scrape this shit off my stomach and whatever. 1975 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Oh, don't go there. 1976 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Whoa. 1977 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 What's up with that? 1978 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 That sounded so bad. 1979 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000 So many levels. 1980 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,000 First of all, is he talking about shit or is it shmeg? 1981 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Seriously, that shit, that may be the grossest thing I've ever inadvertently said. 1982 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000 So is that why? 1983 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000 That is the grossest thing ever. 1984 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000 So during a Zoom, you don't have your video on, right? 1985 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 You definitely don't stand out. 1986 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,000 If I do, I have a shell using your belly button as a saddle. 1987 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000 Grinding that thing in there. 1988 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,000 OK. 1989 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,000 I don't know what you're doing there. 1990 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 So you're going to do like the gown CNN? 1991 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000 I don't know where that came from. 1992 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000 It sounds so gross. 1993 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000 It's all matted hair kind of stuck together. 1994 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000 That's kind of what I, no. 1995 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000 It's kind of like hair gel. 1996 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000 It's like hair gel. 1997 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 You can mohawk your belly hair. 1998 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000 So what do men normally shave? 1999 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000 So wait a second. 2000 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Let's get back to the top. 2001 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000 So he has little dingleberries hanging off his belly. 2002 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000 I tell you what, if I keep working from home, 2003 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000 he may get to that point. 2004 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 It's like a freaking Neanderthal, man. 2005 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000 It's bad. 2006 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Are you going to get one of those belly button rings 2007 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000 or something or what? 2008 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 No, I'm good. 2009 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000 I don't really need that. 2010 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000 You couldn't see it. 2011 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000 Buried in there. 2012 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000 It's all matted. 2013 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000 No. 2014 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:09,000 No, but as far as grooming, I think we all shave. 2015 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:14,000 I shave really once a week now, Wednesdays. 2016 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000 And I'll trim up on Mondays. 2017 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000 And then Wednesday, I let it go until Monday. 2018 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,000 So I really, and I just kind of use the electric razor 2019 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000 on Monday. 2020 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Then I do the hardcore razor blade on Wednesdays. 2021 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000 And I'm done. 2022 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000 That's it. 2023 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000 God, you know what? 2024 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000 I think I may invest in it. 2025 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Are the electric razors getting better? 2026 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 Well, I tell you what. 2027 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Steven got me dialed in onto the little Gillette thing, 2028 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000 the little green thing. 2029 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 And it looks like it would completely eat your face up. 2030 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000 But it does a decent job. 2031 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 It's not going to get you like a razor, 2032 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 but it does a pretty good job. 2033 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000 And I think it's Gillette that makes it. 2034 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000 And it does good. 2035 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 You can go both ways. 2036 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000 Does it have to go a certain way? 2037 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Oh, Paul, you'll like that. 2038 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000 Go on both ways. 2039 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 Yeah, absolutely. 2040 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:07,000 Well, the point is that shaving is a hassle. 2041 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000 Excuse me. 2042 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000 It's very hardy. 2043 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 It's a good burp. 2044 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Is it garlicky? 2045 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Remind me, never use your microphone. 2046 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Oh, well, do. 2047 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Ever. 2048 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 The things that we did to your microphone when you weren't here? 2049 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 That's just wrong. 2050 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000 No, it wasn't us. 2051 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000 It was some, I don't know who was up here. 2052 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Listen to me. 2053 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000 So yeah, let's skip that. 2054 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000 It's like next to my mouth. 2055 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000 That's disgusting. 2056 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000 It's an electric razor. 2057 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000 It's all shit on your belly. 2058 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 What the hell are you talking about? 2059 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,000 All right, so those electric razors, 2060 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I wouldn't mind getting one of those because if they actually 2061 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000 work, because I don't know anything about that. 2062 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Oh, it's Phillips Norelco. 2063 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000 That's what it is. 2064 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,000 That thing right there. 2065 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000 This is new to me. 2066 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,000 I have one of those. 2067 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,000 I don't have a thick beard, but it's difficult to shave. 2068 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,000 I mean, I shave every day. 2069 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 I mean, I don't right now, I'm like you, 2070 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 I have to shave like three times a week. 2071 01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:01,000 And if I had one of those, I could shave every day if it was 2072 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000 just... 2073 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000 It's easy. 2074 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,000 And that has the one I... 2075 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Is it a rash or anything? 2076 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000 No, not at all. 2077 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,000 And that comes with an attachment that you can set the 2078 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000 length and do your goatee as well. 2079 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Really? 2080 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000 Yes. 2081 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,000 So I recommend that. 2082 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 They're not expensive, 50 bucks or whatever they are, 2083 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,000 35 bucks, depending on what attachments. 2084 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,000 The heads themselves are about... 2085 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000 What is the power, the battery, the supply? 2086 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000 It lasts forever. 2087 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000 The battery does. 2088 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000 So it's a battery. 2089 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000 It's a battery rechargeable. 2090 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,000 It comes with a little stand. 2091 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000 I can go four months before I have to charge it again. 2092 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000 My only fear about... 2093 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,000 I use it once a week. 2094 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000 I have clippers. 2095 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000 We have like a little bucket under my sink. 2096 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000 It's a collection of clippers. 2097 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,000 Well, the only thing is that you've got like my son... 2098 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 He shaves his ass crack with it. 2099 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,000 Dude, I mean... 2100 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,000 What? 2101 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Not just him. 2102 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000 Your son comes over and they shave each other. 2103 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000 No, no, no. 2104 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000 Yes, they do. 2105 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,000 Yes, they do. 2106 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,000 What? 2107 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Ass cracks. 2108 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Yes, they do. 2109 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000 They shave each other's asses. 2110 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000 We are over at... 2111 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Okay, this is a problem. 2112 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 We are over at John's... 2113 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000 Well, Preston's... 2114 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,000 Are they swimmers? 2115 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000 Is yeti. 2116 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,000 So are they just... 2117 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,000 They're shaving their whole body? 2118 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000 They're swimmers? 2119 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000 No, no. 2120 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000 It's just... 2121 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 I'm pretty sure you can shave your own ass crack. 2122 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000 Okay, I don't give a shit about that. 2123 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000 My point is that... 2124 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000 Do you use a blade? 2125 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000 I mean, I hate to cut. 2126 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000 I use a specific one for my goatee. 2127 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,000 It's a straight razor. 2128 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000 They are using mine. 2129 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000 So I use a hedge clipper. 2130 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000 I have to frickin' go and buy a new one like every other month. 2131 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000 And so they keep adding up and I'm throwing them away. 2132 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 And it's just like, dude, that's a good idea. 2133 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,000 I'm throwing them away and it's just like, dude, that's disgusting. 2134 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,000 Stop. 2135 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000 Well, you get it and then you hide it. 2136 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,000 So you're basically putting their ass razors on your face. 2137 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000 No, I'm not. 2138 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,000 That's why I have to throw them away. 2139 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000 Oh. 2140 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000 Well, you hide it. 2141 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000 Are you smelling? 2142 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000 If my boss says something... 2143 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Why do I need to hide my own shit in my own fucking house? 2144 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000 Because of the boys. 2145 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000 I've had to do that for different things. 2146 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000 Your booze? 2147 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,000 Yeah. 2148 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000 Well, no, not the booze, but... 2149 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000 You got to save... 2150 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000 I tell you what, save in your pantry. 2151 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000 You know what I have to fucking hide? 2152 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000 You know what I have to hide? 2153 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000 What? 2154 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000 I have to hide coke. 2155 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000 Coca-Cola? 2156 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,080 Yeah, because sometimes I want a Jack and Coke or bourbon and coke, and they go through 2157 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:08,000 the soda so fast, I have to hide it in the fucking beer. 2158 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Why don't you get a soda stream? 2159 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 You know, I thought about that. 2160 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000 I've got one you can have. 2161 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000 I can have it? 2162 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000 Yeah. 2163 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000 You just don't use it? 2164 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000 We don't use it anymore. 2165 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000 You can have it. 2166 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000 You can take it with you tonight. 2167 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000 I had one. 2168 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000 We just gave it to Preston. 2169 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000 We just gave it to the boys. 2170 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Is it good? 2171 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000 Yeah, it works. 2172 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000 It's the exact same thing. 2173 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,000 Can you make it like half the sugar that you normally would? 2174 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000 Or you buy the diet? 2175 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000 I don't want diet. 2176 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000 You make it to taste. 2177 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000 You say, okay, then it only takes a cap, you pour it in there. 2178 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000 If you want half a cap, you can do half a cap. 2179 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000 Really? 2180 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,000 Sure. 2181 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,000 So I can make a sugar drink, but I can make it with as much sugar as I want. 2182 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Well, as much. 2183 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,000 It's a syrup. 2184 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000 You get syrup. 2185 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000 It's a syrup. 2186 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 Okay. 2187 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000 So they have that. 2188 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000 I think I will take it. 2189 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,000 You can have a pump. 2190 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,000 If you don't mind. 2191 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,000 We had this up at that filtered coffee shop at Don Tom McKinney. 2192 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:59,000 We would make these Italian sodas and we would make them with what is it called? 2193 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000 The soda stream? 2194 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000 The soda stream. 2195 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,000 So we would make our sodas with soda stream. 2196 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:10,000 So we would literally, when people would order an Italian soda, we would have like all these 2197 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,000 different syrups. 2198 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000 What flavors would you like? 2199 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,000 And they get overwhelmed. 2200 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000 Like, oh my God, I got like a fucking 50 syrups. 2201 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,000 It's the same thing. 2202 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,000 You do like do three pumps in one soda and you're done. 2203 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:24,000 So if you want like two pumps or one, or one just lightly flavored, God bless. 2204 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,000 Yeah, it's be like, hey, it'd be like coke flavor. 2205 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Because I'm trying to wean myself off of coke. 2206 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000 But I because I want that sweetness, right? 2207 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000 And I can't stand diet drinks. 2208 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000 I won't do it. 2209 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000 Oh, yeah. 2210 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,000 I can't do it. 2211 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,000 I mean, it's not exactly like it's the soda stream version of Coke. 2212 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:44,000 Like, I think Julie, like right now I'm drinking Dr. K or whatever. 2213 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000 You know, Mr. K or whatever. 2214 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,000 You're getting a lot of sugar. 2215 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,000 You can buy Coke a ton. I'm getting 30 38 grams of sugar in a can. 2216 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000 I mean, it's not good. 2217 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000 So, yeah, you can control how much you put in. 2218 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:57,000 So if you really, really want it, you can put like four cups of it in there. 2219 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000 Yeah. But, you know, it tells you how to do it. 2220 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000 And you just have to buy the bottles. 2221 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,000 I think I'm talking about the thing about the soda stream. 2222 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:09,000 The soda stream program are the actual CO2 canisters that you have to purchase. 2223 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,000 And I still have some left. 2224 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000 So there's one in there. 2225 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000 You don't have to buy one. 2226 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000 And what you do is you go to Target and you exchange it. 2227 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000 A brand new one is like 30 bucks. 2228 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:21,000 If you go to the customer service counter and say I have an exchange, it's like 15 bucks. 2229 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000 Is that like a well-kept secret or something? 2230 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,000 I don't know. That's we figured out. 2231 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000 So why? So you guys are just done with soda? 2232 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000 Like you that's why you don't always stop doing it, right? 2233 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:32,000 Because the one that Julie was using, they either stopped making it. 2234 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,000 So she stopped drinking it. 2235 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000 Oh, that that particular flavor. 2236 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,000 So she liked a particular flavor. 2237 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000 And so it's like they stopped it or they changed something about it. 2238 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,000 She didn't like it. 2239 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:44,000 So we stopped using it and we just haven't picked it up again. 2240 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,000 I like it. I'll give it a shot. 2241 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,000 Yeah, try it. 2242 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:50,000 You just have to pick up the syrups and a couple of bottles. 2243 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000 So back to back to the original question. 2244 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000 I'm now I have to hide the syrup. 2245 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:56,000 Paul, they're going to drink it straight. 2246 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,000 Why don't you just drink Jack straight and then you do eliminate the Cokes. 2247 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000 And well, I do. I do that. 2248 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,000 I do drink. I do drink, you know, cube with a cube. 2249 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:09,000 Right. But there are some times I just I just want that sweet bourbon and coke. 2250 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,000 Yeah, you see when you have part. 2251 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,000 And then I go and then I hide one in the fridge and I go to the fridge 2252 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000 and frickin my son took it. 2253 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:20,000 Well, we've got and I get angry to the local pub up the street. 2254 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,000 We watch an 80s band or something like that. 2255 01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:27,000 And we'll go out. We'll do a bunch of three bourbon and Cokes tall. 2256 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:32,000 Yeah. And God, man, the next day, it's not it's not the alcohol. 2257 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000 I mean, we do get her. It's the sugar. 2258 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,000 It is. It's it's so caustic. It's so unhealthy. 2259 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000 I feel terrible when we do the whole Jack and Cokes all night. 2260 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000 Yeah, I feel bad. 2261 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,000 Yeah, it's different. I feel great. 2262 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000 Well, maybe you're used to it, but I'm just saying, yeah, Cokes. 2263 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,000 But it's not good for you. I know that it's not just the bourbons. 2264 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:54,000 I mean, we get drunk, but I don't I don't really feel that bad the next day. 2265 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,000 I do until you until you text at four o'clock. I still feel like shit. 2266 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,000 Yeah, no kidding. Just last podcast. 2267 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,000 Well, that was different. 2268 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,000 Well, actually, no, it wasn't. It was when you came over. 2269 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:10,000 It's when we were drinking on Saturday night and you had a ton. 2270 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,000 I remember. Yeah, yeah. 2271 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,000 Yeah, that's right. I do remember that. 2272 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000 So, yeah, you get to SodaStream and like parties and stuff. 2273 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,000 You can just make I drink as much as you want. 2274 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,000 Yeah, I bet you did. Of Noah's Mill. 2275 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000 No, that wasn't that night. It was the drink. 2276 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,000 Half of my body. 2277 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,000 It was the one that had the oak spire inside. Oh, that's right. 2278 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000 Yeah, that's right. You started sucking on the stick. 2279 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000 I didn't suck on the stick that night. You wanted to know. 2280 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,000 Well, actually, I kind of did, but Paul took it out and plunged him into his rectum. 2281 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:44,000 And I was like, yeah, lots of plunging rectums tonight. 2282 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000 Really? I know lots of that talk. 2283 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:51,000 I'm sorry. If you did want me to share it, then you should tell me. 2284 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,000 I did not stick anything up my ass that night. 2285 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:58,000 The next night, somebody did. 2286 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,000 I pulled the spiral out of the garbage. 2287 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:05,000 It's actually look, let's back up a little bit because this is disgusting. 2288 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:09,000 What we're talking about. But actually, the bourbon that we that we have, 2289 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000 the bourbon I was drinking that night, I forget the name of that. 2290 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,000 You want to say oak spire? 2291 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000 Oak Eden or something. 2292 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000 Ethan Oak Inspire. 2293 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000 Whatever. Really? Yes. 2294 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 I got one out there if you want to look at it. 2295 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000 Actually, it's in the collection. 2296 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,000 Yeah, well, I really enjoy it because it's a weeded bourbon. 2297 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,000 And so I like the weed. I like weeded bourbon. 2298 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,000 And we found out it's blended. 2299 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:33,000 Well, it's from NGP. It's a basic stock bourbon. 2300 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,000 They do not distill it themselves. They just. Right. 2301 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,000 They take other people. Flavor it. 2302 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000 Yeah, they take other people's bourbon. 2303 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 Oak and spire. 2304 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,000 They just they flavor it. 2305 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000 P-I-R-E. 2306 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,000 Oak Inspire. 2307 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,000 Yeah, so it's a bourbon. 2308 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,000 It does say oak and Eden. 2309 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,000 Yeah, it does. You were right. 2310 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,000 Actually, you're right. 2311 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:56,000 It's oak and Eden. 2312 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,000 Boom. 2313 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,000 Told you, Paul. 2314 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000 I can't believe it. I can't believe I was right. 2315 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000 So they have a toasted oak spire in there. 2316 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,000 I don't know what a spire is. 2317 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,000 It's basically a stick of oak that they put. 2318 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,000 It's like a spiral key bacteria. 2319 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000 Yeah, that is. Yeah. 2320 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000 It's for, you know, additional flavor and color. 2321 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000 It works. 2322 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,000 It's very oaky. 2323 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000 Kind of like the worm with the tequila. 2324 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,000 I don't think that's for color or flavor. 2325 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,000 What the hell is. 2326 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000 Why do they put a worm inside of tequila? 2327 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,000 That's a great question. 2328 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000 I'm sure one of our listeners knows. 2329 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000 I do not. 2330 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000 I know. 2331 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,000 Well, because you get a treat at the end. 2332 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,000 That's disgusting. 2333 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000 Yeah. 2334 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,000 Are you supposed to eat the worm? 2335 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,000 I've eaten it. 2336 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000 I've eaten it. 2337 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000 It's full of all kinds of stuff. 2338 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,000 It's got like carcinogens and magnesium. 2339 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:39,000 Well, it cleanses your body. 2340 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,000 I'm sure it does. 2341 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000 It's got a conjoin. 2342 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:45,000 Because after you eat it, you purge like a motherfucker. 2343 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,000 God. 2344 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,000 Well, you look at it this way. 2345 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,000 So it says the worm is actually added for flavor. 2346 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:55,000 It's the claim that all worm using mezcal producers make. 2347 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000 The worm will give you powers around the globe of ours. 2348 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:02,000 And the powers are those who believe they are drinking a spirit 2349 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000 that contains the essence of a certain animal. 2350 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:07,000 OK, that website has absolutely no credibility. 2351 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,000 Hey, what type of worm is it? 2352 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000 I mean, it's not an earthworm. 2353 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:16,000 Oh, it says it's a larva of a moth referred to as a gusano. 2354 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,000 It changed the flavor back in the 1940s. 2355 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,000 It was a mistake, but he found out that it changed the flavor 2356 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,000 to something better. 2357 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,000 Oh, that's disgusting. 2358 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,000 Jacobo. 2359 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,000 I don't know. 2360 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,000 Paez. 2361 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,000 Well, whatever. 2362 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000 So basically, this guy was making tequila, 2363 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000 and he was kind of like, son of a bitch, 2364 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,000 you didn't clean out the fucking bottles again, did you? 2365 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000 All right, scarface. 2366 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,000 Yeah. 2367 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,000 I'm just saying he was probably talking to one of his kids, 2368 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000 and he was like, yeah, you didn't clean out the bottles. 2369 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,000 There's a fucking worm in here. 2370 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,000 What's wrong with you? 2371 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000 And so he was like, oh, my God. 2372 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,000 Did he say the F word? 2373 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,000 This worm is fantastic. 2374 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,000 Oh, he probably said beochie. 2375 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000 Probably. 2376 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000 Paul, that's why we're growing an agave plant. 2377 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:57,000 I mean, we're going to come out with a. 2378 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,000 You're growing an agave? 2379 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,000 Is it a blue agave? 2380 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000 Well, we're going to make our own tequila. 2381 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Very nice. 2382 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 I mean, from one agave, how much tequila can you get? 2383 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000 I think it's a shot. 2384 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,000 Yeah, three ounces. 2385 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000 Three ounces? 2386 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,000 Look at the agave plant he has. 2387 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,000 It's very dangerous looking. 2388 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:14,000 It's a. 2389 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000 Hey, trust me, I've been stabbed. 2390 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000 It's like a cactus. 2391 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,000 Well, no, it's got like blades. 2392 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,000 You have one? 2393 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,000 Yeah, we've got one. 2394 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000 We've got one big one in the back, 2395 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,000 and then we started having little offsprings over here 2396 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000 and over there. 2397 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,000 So we took those. 2398 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000 Are they like, oh, you transplanted? 2399 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,000 Nice. 2400 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,000 Look on that picture right there, that agave tequila 2401 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000 picture. 2402 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,000 Tequila. 2403 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,000 Tequila. 2404 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,000 Yeah, those are those. 2405 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,000 You got to tell yourself. 2406 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,000 Yeah, I saw that. 2407 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,000 A tequila. 2408 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000 Tequila. 2409 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,000 And then an A at the end of the line. 2410 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:44,000 Back we line. 2411 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,000 Tequila. 2412 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,000 I don't know what to say. 2413 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,000 That's why you have all the sharp sharp points, 2414 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,000 because it's connected. 2415 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,000 It's it's protecting the bud. 2416 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,000 That's where the tequila is. 2417 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000 Because that's what you dig the whole plant up, I think. 2418 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:00,000 Yeah, you dig the whole plant up, and then you chop off 2419 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:03,000 all the top, where they get the tequilas from the bottom 2420 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,000 underground. 2421 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000 Well, they ferment that. 2422 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000 Really? 2423 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Yeah. 2424 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000 Look at you, Mr. Tequila-nologist. 2425 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000 I saw it on TV. 2426 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000 Yeah, I was going to say. 2427 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000 It's a documentary. 2428 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000 Commercial. 2429 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000 Yeah. 2430 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,000 I like watching documentaries. 2431 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,000 Yeah. 2432 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,000 I do as well. 2433 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,000 I'm huge on documentaries. 2434 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,000 I love documentaries. 2435 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,000 I would I would watch them. 2436 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000 I just don't. 2437 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,000 You know, it's not a choice. 2438 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,000 It's not on my list. 2439 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:31,000 When I go to my parents, my dad's always watching how 2440 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,000 things are made. 2441 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,000 That's a fun show. 2442 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,000 I mean, he always watches that. 2443 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,000 So, you know, you learn about a lot of stuff. 2444 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:41,000 You know, it's funny because our children are getting 2445 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,000 more and more disconnected from real world. 2446 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,000 Like all they do is go to a grocery store and they pick 2447 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,000 up a package having no idea where it comes from, how 2448 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,000 it's processed. 2449 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:55,000 Producer, can you can you turn off the fan? 2450 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,000 Are you cold? 2451 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,000 My nipples are getting harder. 2452 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,000 Are you getting nipple blades? 2453 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,000 That's adorable. 2454 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,000 Yeah. 2455 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,000 Hard nipples. 2456 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,000 Sean, are you getting excited? 2457 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000 You've been talking about pulling the ass and everything 2458 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,000 going up. 2459 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000 He's been talking about a spiral thing that he shoves up 2460 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,000 his ass. 2461 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,000 Well, Sean typically gets naked while he's doing this 2462 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,000 podcast. 2463 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,000 The first thing that happens is your nipples get hard. 2464 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000 The first thing I do when I get up here is I take my 2465 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,000 shoes off and then my pants. 2466 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,000 He's done that. 2467 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,000 He did a podcast without his pants on. 2468 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,000 Really? 2469 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,000 Yeah. 2470 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,000 So he just kind of loosens them a little bit. 2471 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,000 So we protested the whole time. 2472 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,000 Unsticks the ball sack from the leg. 2473 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,000 What is your obsession with the words ball sack? 2474 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,000 That's another one you say. 2475 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,000 You say all nude and ball sack. 2476 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,000 That's how I got my... 2477 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,000 It's like finding... 2478 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000 I got my favorite football team based on my ball sack 2479 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,000 sticking to my leg. 2480 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000 It's called bat wings. 2481 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000 Well, he said it. 2482 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,000 Yeah, see bat wings. 2483 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000 Whatever. 2484 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,000 Our listeners could go through every podcast doing 2485 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,000 like a Where's Waldo game, like a drinking game. 2486 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,000 Every time Jeff says... 2487 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,000 You got to say puba. 2488 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000 Yeah, every time you say puba. 2489 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,000 Puba and ball sack. 2490 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,000 I've never said puba. 2491 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000 Puba. 2492 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,000 You said it last podcast. 2493 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,000 Pupa is like one of the stages that a butterfly goes through. 2494 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,000 Yeah. 2495 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000 And what's interesting is the way you change your 2496 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,000 inflection when you're talking about something. 2497 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000 You're like, oh, you know, when you're shaving and you 2498 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,000 get your puba. 2499 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,000 It doesn't make sense. 2500 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000 It doesn't make sense. 2501 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,000 It's like so forceful. 2502 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:21,000 Ball sack. 2503 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,000 All right. 2504 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,000 So have you ever shaved your ball sack? 2505 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,000 You're looking at me? 2506 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:28,000 Yeah, Paul. 2507 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000 I have. 2508 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,000 Paul. 2509 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,000 I think we have. 2510 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,000 I shaved it with a straight razor too. 2511 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000 Oh, no, no, no. 2512 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,000 I'm a brave muscle. 2513 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,000 Why would you do that? 2514 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000 It was a... 2515 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000 I don't know. 2516 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000 You dare? 2517 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,000 No, I just fucking did it. 2518 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,000 Did you nick it? 2519 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:46,000 So you squirted shaving cream all over your balls? 2520 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,000 Yeah, I just... 2521 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,000 In this conversation, did you dry shave? 2522 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,000 The word squirt. 2523 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,000 Did you kind of like stretch your... 2524 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,000 Squirt it all over the place. 2525 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,000 Did you have to stretch your ball sack out really far? 2526 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,000 There it is. 2527 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,000 There's ball sack. 2528 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,000 I did. 2529 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,000 You stretched out your ball sack and shaved your pubes. 2530 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:02,000 Dude, if you get a certain age, you could take your... 2531 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,000 Your balls are like... 2532 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000 It's like a can of Silly Putty. 2533 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,000 You could just stretch that shit out. 2534 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,000 And stand on it? 2535 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,000 Oh, yeah. 2536 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,000 So you basically... 2537 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,000 You could put it on a newspaper? 2538 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,000 So I could have a small can of... 2539 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:22,000 And then you could stretch Beetle Bailey's face? 2540 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,000 What have you been doing down here? 2541 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,000 Oh, yeah, sorry. 2542 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000 Look at this. 2543 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:26,000 Look at Beetle Bailey. 2544 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,000 I got into the cartoons again, honey. 2545 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,000 So you just made yourself the bald eagle just for no reason? 2546 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,000 Gross. 2547 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,000 You know? 2548 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:37,000 If you're going to do it, you got to have a reason. 2549 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,000 I mean, whenever I did it, I was getting fixed. 2550 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,000 Well, the first time I... 2551 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000 Whenever my wife was eight months pregnant, she took me in there. 2552 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:49,000 We had sex, and it was kind of cool because it was different. 2553 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:53,000 But after, like, the hair starts growing back... 2554 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,000 Yeah, I think it's pretty painful. 2555 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000 Well... 2556 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,000 It's itchy for the woman? 2557 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,000 It's a little itchy. 2558 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,000 And it's a little barb... barbary. 2559 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,000 Barby. 2560 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,000 She had like a big rash on her forehead. 2561 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,000 Was that where Barbary Pirates came from? 2562 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,000 Yes. 2563 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,000 I don't know. 2564 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,000 Shave scrotums. 2565 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,000 That's why the Barbary Pilots... 2566 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000 You guys didn't catch that. 2567 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,000 I'm not going to repeat it. 2568 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,000 What's the name of our new band? 2569 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,000 What's that? 2570 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,000 The Shaved Scrotums. 2571 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:23,000 Yeah, we've come up with some pretty interesting band names over the years, haven't we? 2572 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:26,000 Of course, we have no band, but it's still fun to have band names. 2573 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,000 Well, we're getting the equipment to offer something. 2574 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,000 No, we're really not. 2575 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,000 We've talked about this for years. 2576 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,000 No, we're not. 2577 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000 We're not going to learn instruments and be a band. 2578 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,000 That's called the Shaved Ball Sax. 2579 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,000 Well, this is to play guitar hero. 2580 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:42,000 And then Paul came up with the record cover of the... you know what that was. 2581 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,000 Oh, God. 2582 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,000 I don't remember. 2583 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:45,000 Two penis heads that were cut in half. 2584 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000 No, no. 2585 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,000 That's on you. 2586 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,000 That is on you, Jeff. 2587 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,000 You just found that. 2588 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,000 That is ridiculous. 2589 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,000 Don't even... 2590 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,000 Brian, I don't know if you could pull that up. 2591 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,000 I know the producer could find it. 2592 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,000 No, no, we're not picking... 2593 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,000 We're not pulling up anything. 2594 01:20:55,000 --> 01:21:03,000 It's basically they show two penis shafts with the head and the tip of the head was cut 2595 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,000 in half. 2596 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,000 I don't need to relive this. 2597 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:11,000 And they took the two penises and pushed them together so they were infused. 2598 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,000 Oh, my God. 2599 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000 One was hugging the other. 2600 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,000 And then you had two. 2601 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,000 So it looked like a skateboard. 2602 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:18,000 So there was the left lip kissing the right lip of the other dick. 2603 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,000 It was horrifying. 2604 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,000 It was awful. 2605 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,000 It was. 2606 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:27,000 I've never been in a texting situation where I get pictures that really affect me. 2607 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,000 Like, it's awful. 2608 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,000 What did you call it? 2609 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:36,000 Are you saying pics from our buddy that sends Jim Brown everywhere? 2610 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:40,000 You know, the African American that has the long don't? 2611 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,000 No, that's Wood. 2612 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:45,000 We call that BBD, big black dick. 2613 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,000 That gets around a lot. 2614 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,000 That meme is like exhausting. 2615 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:57,000 Yeah, but they are finding super creative ways to just insert it into everything. 2616 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,000 It's amazing. 2617 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:03,000 The best one I ever saw was a radar, a weather report. 2618 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,000 I've seen that one. 2619 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:07,000 And the radar and then the big BBD floats in. 2620 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,000 I'm like, really? 2621 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:12,000 I get nailed on it a lot. 2622 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:17,000 I like the Zoom meeting that he populates on one of the screens. 2623 01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:16,640 mittens, but you're looking at that everywhere now. 2624 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,640 Wow. 2625 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,640 This is good, guys. 2626 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,000 They also did it on the NFL draft last year. 2627 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:22,640 This took years to figure out how to edit for this one. 2628 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,000 There was a picture. 2629 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:23,000 So the NFL draft had all the fans. 2630 01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,640 And then he plays it like abandoned family reunion. 2631 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:27,000 You saw him in one of the things. 2632 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:27,640 This is so cool. 2633 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,000 Did they really? 2634 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:28,640 Oh, come on. 2635 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,000 Oh, wow. 2636 01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:29,640 It's cool, man. 2637 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,000 So bad. 2638 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,640 Look at that here. 2639 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,000 See, that's why I never turn my camera on. 2640 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:31,640 Look at that. 2641 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:32,640 Yeah, you know. 2642 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,000 Yeah. 2643 01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,000 So the new one is the Bernie meme. 2644 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,640 side note, I got to tell you, 2645 01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:42,480 his little mittens but you're seeing that everywhere now. 2646 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:46,320 The one that made me laugh out loud. 2647 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:51,960 B-E was our Hawkenstong or whatever it is. 2648 01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:52,840 Oh, was that? 2649 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,240 Hawkenstong or whatever it is. 2650 01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:55,440 Gangnam style. 2651 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,320 Gangnam style or whatever it is. 2652 01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,240 I don't know. 2653 01:22:58,240 --> 01:22:59,040 Gangnam style. 2654 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:04,560 Okay. Do the meme of him doing the Gangnam style. 2655 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:06,160 What the hell is it? I don't know how to say it. 2656 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,520 G-H-A. There was a picture of that. 2657 01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:13,360 He looked like he was sitting up there in the Green Bay Gang. 2658 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:13,920 I don't know. 2659 01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:15,040 Just hit that. 2660 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,120 It's not Gangnam. 2661 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,600 There it is. 2662 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,280 All the way on the left. 2663 01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:24,160 I laughed 100% out loud. 2664 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,840 That was great. 2665 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,840 That is great. 2666 01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:33,240 So they got a picture of what is that guy's name? 2667 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,480 What is his name? 2668 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:35,520 I don't know who's saying it. 2669 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,680 The Korean dude. 2670 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:37,840 And he made a ton of money. 2671 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,840 Well, he was actually on Star Search. 2672 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:43,600 It was like someone's got talent. 2673 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:46,120 And he went up there and he was fucking horrible. 2674 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:51,160 But he had so much showmanship and so much energy. 2675 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,280 They were like, fuck it, man. 2676 01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:54,120 Give him a contract. 2677 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,720 He made that video. 2678 01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:57,840 I don't know if it was tied to a show. 2679 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:00,200 He made the video. 2680 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,440 What was it? 2681 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,280 Click on that again. 2682 01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:03,240 It was huge. 2683 01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,200 You know what I'm talking about, right? 2684 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:05,720 What? 2685 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:06,880 Bagan... 2686 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:07,680 Gangnam Style. 2687 01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:08,200 Oh, yeah. 2688 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:08,600 Help me here. 2689 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:09,120 It's Psy. 2690 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:10,120 The guy's name is Psy. 2691 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:11,120 The guy's name is Psy. 2692 01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:12,200 Gangnam Style. 2693 01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:12,960 Play the song. 2694 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:13,880 That's him. 2695 01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,760 Play the song. 2696 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:16,640 No, if I want to. 2697 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,320 We're not going to recognize it unless you play the song. 2698 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,280 If I want to listen to a Korean sing, 2699 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,680 I'll just go to my parents' house because next door, 2700 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:27,120 they sing K.R.I.O. and I have not recorded it yet. 2701 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:30,880 But it reminds me of Rush Hour, whenever they're singing K.R.I.O. 2702 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,120 That's not it. 2703 01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:32,720 That's not it. 2704 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:33,920 You got to do the real one. 2705 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,840 Or it reminds me of A Christmas Story. 2706 01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:36,840 Y'all were talking about that. 2707 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:37,880 Oh, that's it. 2708 01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:41,120 And they were singing Farrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrahrah. 2709 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,000 They were not. 2710 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,040 Oh, yeah. 2711 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:46,800 One guy, my mom says, is really good. 2712 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,480 Everybody instantly knows what this is. 2713 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:59,240 This guy is a multi-multi-millionaire because of this one video, one song. 2714 01:24:59,240 --> 01:24:59,520 All right. 2715 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:00,640 So what's his name? 2716 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:01,840 His name is Psy. 2717 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:02,360 Yeah. 2718 01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:03,840 So we need to get a start. 2719 01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:06,000 He got to start on a talent search. 2720 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,600 Bernie Sanders' head right there. 2721 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:08,280 That'd be funny. 2722 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:14,840 And it's just him doing that little stupid dance. 2723 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,320 Look, he's in America. 2724 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:21,360 He ought to be speaking English. 2725 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:22,600 He's not. 2726 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:23,040 He's not. 2727 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:23,560 He's a Korean. 2728 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:23,960 I know. 2729 01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:24,360 Yeah. 2730 01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:27,800 It's pretty damn funny, man. 2731 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:31,440 All right. 2732 01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,240 Even my dad knows this. 2733 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,840 You got your own version of that at your parents' house. 2734 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,040 Oh, at your neighbor's. 2735 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:40,840 And you're talking about, man, they can fill up like three trash cans of beer. 2736 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,880 The producers are probably not where you got to start. 2737 01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:45,240 I need to go over there and I'm just going to video them. 2738 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:49,880 But whenever it gets about 2 or 3 in the morning, it's not too much fun. 2739 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,240 You have to go out there and tell them. 2740 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:53,160 But I mean, they've got a crank in there. 2741 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:58,200 And I'm not being racist, but in general, Asian Americans or Asians in general, 2742 01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,800 they love the karaoke, man. 2743 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:00,480 Oh, yeah. 2744 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:01,320 They love it. 2745 01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,320 And Sean, you should know this, right? 2746 01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:06,800 You did karaoke for years and years and years, right? 2747 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,840 Yeah. 2748 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:10,840 Were there a lot of Asians? 2749 01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:11,800 Or maybe that's what? 2750 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,120 There were not a lot of Asians. 2751 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:16,520 But let me tell you, there are a lot of Asians that do karaoke. 2752 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:18,800 They just never really showed up at my show. 2753 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:19,600 The ones that they did. 2754 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:20,640 They do it at home, maybe. 2755 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,920 Well, the thing is is that there were some that went out there. 2756 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:27,640 But I'm trying to think. 2757 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:29,480 There was this one Asian dude. 2758 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:31,080 He was saying fantastic. 2759 01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:36,920 But there was a song by Peter Frampton that he would sing. 2760 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:41,000 It was like, ra ra ra ra ra. 2761 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:41,920 It was funny. 2762 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:43,400 I wasn't sure if he did it on purpose. 2763 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,280 Are you talking about the one with the guitar that sounds like a human voice? 2764 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:45,680 Yeah. 2765 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:46,960 He's using the Voxbox, right? 2766 01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:48,120 Well, no. 2767 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,520 The lead singer for Journey now. 2768 01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:51,040 What is he? 2769 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:51,600 He's Filipino. 2770 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:52,280 He's Filipino. 2771 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:52,760 Oh, OK. 2772 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:53,320 Yeah. 2773 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,960 I found that dude on YouTube. 2774 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,600 It's crazy, right? 2775 01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:58,200 He did sound good. 2776 01:26:58,200 --> 01:26:58,720 Oh, he did? 2777 01:26:58,720 --> 01:26:59,240 He sounds good. 2778 01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:00,200 I saw him in concert. 2779 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:00,760 He was good. 2780 01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:01,880 Yeah, we did. 2781 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:02,840 So hold on. 2782 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:03,280 I was there. 2783 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,480 Yeah, you were trying to fight with the people behind us. 2784 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:07,120 No, I was trying to stop them from fighting. 2785 01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:07,880 I don't know about that. 2786 01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,240 I did stop them from fighting. 2787 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:09,880 I don't know. 2788 01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,080 I'm the ultimate peacemaker. 2789 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,280 Everywhere I go. 2790 01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:14,720 He spent half the concert turned around. 2791 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:15,640 No, I didn't. 2792 01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:17,240 He was jawing. 2793 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:17,920 That's not true. 2794 01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:23,040 Of course, you couldn't hear him because the guitar was so loud. 2795 01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:25,200 That's right. 2796 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,760 It was horrible. 2797 01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:27,480 I know. 2798 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,680 What, the concert was? 2799 01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:30,080 Now that I can remember. 2800 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:32,360 All right, so Def Leppard opened for Journey. 2801 01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:33,200 They were good. 2802 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,320 Def Leppard was amazing. 2803 01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:35,480 Awesome. 2804 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:36,600 Amazing. 2805 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:41,080 And Journey sucked horribly because all the mic, all the 2806 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:43,960 sound was focused on the lead guitarist who's the original 2807 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:44,480 guy. 2808 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:45,600 Neil Shown. 2809 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:47,600 And you couldn't even hear the guy. 2810 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:48,960 It was horrible. 2811 01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:51,120 So the mix was bad. 2812 01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:52,000 So the mix was bad. 2813 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,480 That's correct. 2814 01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:55,240 The soundboard, the sound people. 2815 01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,240 I think we might be at the halfway mark. 2816 01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:58,840 We are at the halfway mark. 2817 01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:01,440 Journey Live was good with Steve Perry. 2818 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:03,280 We saw it back in the 80s. 2819 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,000 You actually saw Steve Perry live? 2820 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:05,800 Yeah. 2821 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:06,720 Oh, wow. 2822 01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:07,200 That's true. 2823 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:09,720 My wife and I, we saw Journey. 2824 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:12,320 And yeah, it was with Steve Perry. 2825 01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:15,840 You know, when we come back, let's talk about our best 2826 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:16,640 concert. 2827 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,800 Let's open with our best concert when we come back. 2828 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:19,280 All right. 2829 01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:19,560 All right. 2830 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:20,600 We are at the halfway mark. 2831 01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:22,520 So we'll see you at the next podcast. 2832 01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:23,080 Bye-bye. 2833 01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:37,680 Sure thing!