I love it.
It's relaxing.
Guinness beer.
Creamy St. Patty's Day special.
We forgot the box.
We forgot that little word on top.
Salente?
Something like that.
It was at a...
Dropped.
A little disappointing, but it was a limited edition.
It was stacked up at the store right in front.
We just talked about Guinness, so I was like, I'm going to get some.
I was like, oh, it's a limited edition.
We asked one of the ladies that worked there, she goes, what makes this a limited edition?
What's different about it?
She picked it up.
She goes, I don't know.
She asked someone else.
She goes, it's more expensive.
They had no idea.
They didn't know what made it a limited edition.
Wow.
Except for the word...
Is it Salente?
Yes.
I believe so.
Salente.
On the packaging.
That's it.
Which is special edition in Latin.
It had a green clover.
The cans are exactly the same.
Yeah.
Like some of the other Guinness four packs of the cans, they didn't have the little green
clover leaf on there.
These did.
I don't know if there was a...
It's a St. Patty's Day commemorative four pack.
Ah, okay.
I think that's what it is.
I think it's a promo for that, and I don't know.
All right, well, welcome everybody to the final February podcast.
The first podcast of February.
No, it's the last one.
And then next week is already March.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, March.
The next raising.
I'll tell you what's even crazier is the fact that it jumped fucking 80 degrees in a week.
Yeah, we got to one week.
We went from what, one degree to what, 75 today?
Well, MyTrip registered 79 degrees.
Yeah, it was upper 70s.
Yeah, I was outside after work just sitting on the patio enjoying the weather.
The sun, blue skies.
Unbelievable.
That was nice.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
I drove to Louisiana back, and on the way back, I put my earbuds in and opened up the sun
roof because you know you can't open up a sun roof without earbuds.
Probably not know that, but it creates a vacuum and it hurts your ears.
At least it does mine.
Never experienced that.
You have to equalize the pressure by opening up another window dummy.
No, I'm not talking about the start thumping.
I'm not talking about that.
Hearing impaired people just don't understand.
No, I'm talking about just the sun roof.
No, it creates a lot of wind that blows in there.
It's kind of very unbearable.
I like my sun roof.
I can open it and got the truck.
So the back window, if I open the top and in the back, that's what I mean.
It creates a very nice breeze.
Yeah, it's nice.
Well, you need that breeze for as much as your fart in there.
I don't know.
You know, it's like a
Yeah, yeah.
You know, on the way back from Cali Station.
Well, you know, he was he was grinded into the seat.
We were all doing it.
Does it make?
Hold on.
Come on, man, do it, too.
No, I'm good.
Killing us.
All right.
So we did.
We picked up the beer.
We've got the four pack now.
My experience with this Guinness beer is that I agree with both Jeff and Paul.
But I don't know.
It's a nitrogen one.
I've had nitrogen based Guinness beer where it comes out and it's extremely creamy, so
creamy so that when they take it off the tap, they can make a little shamrock.
Yeah, this one did not do that.
No.
And I've had the cans before that created a lot of the froth.
This one did not.
So I feel kind of guilty.
I don't want to finish it.
No problem.
Don't finish it.
All right.
I have no problem with that.
You know, I'm getting a look from Sean.
I mean, who does that?
Right.
I mean, that's a wounded soldier.
I just abandoned a wounded soldier.
Let it die.
Sean will drink it.
No.
I'll save it.
So I like the Guinness.
Obviously on tap much, much better than this.
All right.
So it's different.
We're not used to it.
I'm going to finish mine and then we're done with it.
Paul's already got his high life out.
He's like, yeah, not my thing.
I mean, the last time I had Guinness was in a bar and it was really good.
I'm not a fan of that.
No, this one's pretty bad.
I'm going to one and done with Guinness.
The the the bourbon, however, I guess this is not a bourbon.
It's not a bourbon.
It's a whiskey.
An American Texas.
And I like it.
I had my reservations.
I was thinking, yeah, this is this really I like it.
It's very oaky, nutty.
It's got a chocolate kick to it.
It's not very strong.
It doesn't doesn't have a lot of power in the nose.
That's pretty smooth.
So it is say what it is.
So this is TX whiskey.
I don't know if it's TX whiskey or Texas whiskey or what the proper name of it is.
But it's the TX.
The Texas straight.
No, that's stupid.
So click on that right there, Mr. Producer.
And where is that?
That's what I'm looking at.
Obviously, it's in Texas.
But where in Texas is that distilled?
Do we know?
Farmers branch.
Prosper.
I don't know.
It's undisclosed Mash Bill.
Yeah, it's undisclosed.
Nice.
Oh, gosh.
The mystery.
We're trying to get into the website and it's asking us for how old we are.
Well, 1950, January 1st.
Wow.
She went on newsletter.
No, I'm not interested.
So they are located in North Texas.
So go to our story.
So anyway, it's a North Texas whiskey.
It's smooth.
Yeah, we really like it.
We don't have a lot of whiskeys.
We've got a bunch of bourbons out there.
So we got the whiskey and it's the smell, the nose.
I'm sorry, the proper nose, the nose, the stench, the rot.
Is it much?
I don't think there's not much of a nose on it.
At least let me try it now.
It's time to breathe.
Actually, it does feel different now.
Well, you got to have these special glasses to be able to focus.
We did.
But when we first poured it in there, it was very much smells like a God bless and
dessert.
It does.
It smells like a pecan pie or something like that.
I am really impressed.
It smells great, tastes great, finishes great.
It's cheap.
It was like 22 bucks.
I had no idea.
I think we've been stuck on this bourbon thing for so long.
Yeah.
Remember the last time we went to Total Wine?
We were at the whiskey side, right?
Not the bourbon side, but the whiskey side.
And we were looking at all the, there's a ton.
I think it's an untapped potential.
I think we need to start focusing there.
I got this last one.
I think what I'm tasting is, like I said, I smelled pecan pie.
I think the nuttiness that you said, I think it's pecan.
Yeah, maybe.
Pecan.
Pecan pie.
I remember the Carvels ice cream.
Let's see what this guy says.
Blast of corn.
Ah, fresh pecan pie.
Look at that.
Oh, look at you.
And maple sugar.
Oh, look at you, Andy.
Oh, look at you, banana.
Oh, I mean banana.
What?
Sorry.
There are, these are joined by a dash of peppery spice.
Not much.
I'm impressed.
Yeah.
Well, all of it's there.
Brown butter, live vanilla, hint of oak follow, banana, sugar, maple sugar candy.
It's all there.
It tastes like a...
Like a dessert.
It really does.
It does.
Yeah, it's good.
It's not overly sweet, but there's sweetnesses there.
I kind of, it kind of like a praline would taste.
Correct.
Almost.
Like a canned praline.
Yeah, it was tasty.
All right.
I wonder if this has more sugar than the bourbon.
Probably not.
Because it tastes sweeter.
I don't know.
Could be.
Could be just the mix of ingredients as well.
Well, I'm impressed.
I would drink this whole God blessing bottle.
Good thing it's not in here.
Well, I'm not going to.
I know there's a subject change here.
My phone keeps like blowing up and I'm trying to look at it and why is it blowing up?
So Parlor's back.
Did we talk about this already?
Oh yeah, I'm signed back in.
Parlor's back.
So is your app re-engaging?
Yes.
It is, yeah.
So my app is not.
I tried several times and it crashes every time.
And if you want to install it, so where can you get the Parlor app?
Yeah, that's, is Parlor app on?
Let me check the Android.
Is it on the Google?
Because I didn't see it.
It's not insane.
But not only did they like kick it off of Amazon.
That's not it.
You can't even download it.
It has to be on a website somewhere.
It says Parlor by Parlor is unavailable on Google Play.
Yeah, unavailable.
It's P-A-R-L-E-R.
That's incredible.
Yeah, so it may be on a...
I looked.
I couldn't find it.
There it is right there.
APK, what does that say?
Oh yeah, you can download an APK, huh?
So click on that one right there.
Do what that says.
Yeah, see there, you can get it there.
You just have to side load it is what you have to do.
Crazy.
Anyway, yeah, I just noticed it.
I'm back on.
Yeah, I like it.
I've been reading through it.
Again, I don't go through to the mainstream media outlets anymore.
And are they mainstream anymore?
Because their viewership is nothing.
What are you talking about?
Like CNN and SMBC.
Especially after this Cuomo deal.
I mean, it's just one more nail in the coffin for that bunch of baboons.
Well, yeah, but why do they call it the mainstream?
I think maybe it's just an inherited because for years and years and years they dominated
it.
Well, that's the cable network.
Don't forget that's NBC, CBS, ABC.
Well, I know, but how many folks watch the evening news anymore?
I don't know.
That's a great question.
I don't know.
I don't think a lot.
That's what I mean.
I mean, I think it was the voice.
This is CNN.
What's that guy's name?
James Rowe Jones.
Yeah, Darth Vader.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was nice.
What?
C3PO.
I don't think C3PO is on there.
He had a fantastic voice.
I'll tell you what.
The CNN goes was the biggest turn the Gulf War when that's going into Iraq.
Yeah, that's when I was 19.
I was in college and we'd sit down every night.
Yeah, I loved it.
And I liked Wolf Blitzer and I liked all those guys.
I like Bernard Shaw and now I'm thinking about it now.
I feel like dirty.
The fact that I like any of them.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it was a little more, what do you want to call it?
In the middle, right?
Well, I mean, and it was news back then.
Well, right.
I feel like it was more news than the person.
One of the reporters that kind of came out of this whole thing that isn't completely
jaded is Herrado.
You know what?
I thought he was a major liberal and he has come out and defended a number of people that
are conservative or Republican and I'm like, well, maybe he's not liberal.
I was confused.
I think what is he?
I think he's an independent.
I think he goes both ways.
How often does that happen?
Yeah, I think he goes both ways.
Oh, wow.
He's pan.
He's pan political.
Didn't he?
He got caught up in a scandal where he took a picture in his towel and Twitter or something.
Do you hear about that?
No.
The dude's like 76 years old.
I know, and he was being all like, you know, with his big mustache and his towel hanging
off his.
Junk.
Well, hold on.
Junk.
Was he hanging his towel on his junk like it was a towel hanger?
I mean, because I do that sometimes.
Oh, do you?
Oh, oh, really?
Walk around like you're a fighting the bull.
Yeah, I walk out of the shower and are you ready, baby?
And I've got several towels on the hook, so to speak.
It's like 15 pounds, wet.
And the washcloth.
And you post that on Instagram?
No, no, I don't have Instagram.
OK, so yeah, the whole Geraldo thing where I got introduced from him was when he was
not on RedTube.
It was I don't even know what that is.
Really?
I don't.
Is that a gay a gay YouTube?
It's like porn tube.
I don't know.
Ask the boys.
OK.
All right.
Moving on was when he dug out was it Al Capone full of shit?
Was it Al Capone?
I really don't have no idea what that is.
Was that the one he dug out Al Capone?
I think so.
Or Jimmy Hoffa?
Or which one was it?
Oh, yeah, it was Jimmy Hoffa.
They thought he was in this.
No, it was Al Capone.
Well, no, Jimmy Hoffa is buried in concrete.
New York Giants Stadium.
So it was the vault of Al Capone, if I remember correctly.
And there was this big special.
It was an hour long or two hours long.
And he just kept talking about they opened it and they found like a whiskey bottle.
Yeah.
That was it.
A shoe was it full?
No, it was empty whiskey bottle.
Yeah, it was an empty whiskey bottle.
Did you say a shoe?
Yeah, shoe and had a white label on it.
It wasn't even a good brand.
Damn, I think they went to see the movie Midway and drink.
Oh, yeah.
Don't remind me.
Yeah.
Al Capone.
That's interesting, that whole that whole period interesting.
It's truly the goons, the thugs and the the the brawn.
It just really is kind of a cool time, I guess, for those guys.
But what a bunch of losers, man.
What a bunch of animals.
Yeah.
Was he the one who did the Bloody Sunday Al Capone?
I don't know.
I'm not really up on the gangster history.
I'm not either, but I like watching some of the movies from that era, like the HBO show
they had out there, Boardwalk Empire, which I thought was really interesting.
It followed some gangsters in Atlantic City during Prohibition and it spilled over into
Chicago because it was about the whole trafficking of booze.
So the the thing about the gangsters that I always kind of wonder is that are they like
did they like in the movies?
It's like they whack somebody and then they like dismember them and they're in some sort
of hunting lodge where they're used to working out deer carcass and they're cutting them
and slicing them up and kind of getting rid of the bodies.
You know, that's the kind of what I'm envisioning when it comes to some sort of gangster.
But was he was Al Capone a gangster like that or was he one of the guys that just went around
shooting people?
I don't know.
We'll have to do a deep dive on Al Capone.
I don't know.
I mean, because that's really barbaric.
I mean, some of the stuff that what you mean, making bodies disappear.
Well, they have people like that.
Didn't they didn't they put them in a sack or cement shoes and throw them into the river?
Well, they put them in a sack and they loaded the sack with rocks and they threw them in
a river.
That's what I always thought.
Right.
They did.
That's what my dad told me to do.
We're going to make you wear the cement shoes.
I was a pound.
There you go.
I guess you guys were one of that was Al Capone.
Yeah, that was Al Capone.
Was Al Capone on the list of topics tonight?
No, it was not.
Oh, is he on the did he die?
He did die.
He died quite a while ago.
Yeah.
So I think I think big news is today was the whole I don't know much about what's going
on.
I think it's still developing is the whole Tiger Woods thing.
Yeah.
I got a car wreck in California, right?
It's still there.
Before we do, is there any reason why the flags are at half staff today?
Is it Rush Limbaugh?
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, that was Florida.
Yeah.
Florida did that.
Did Texas do it?
Well, I was driving back from Louisiana and off the highway, there were several large
businesses with super large flags that were all at half mass.
Well, I looked you can you can search why are the flags have staff?
I'm looking right now.
I don't want to use the G word.
You can duck duck go.
Why?
It's just not it doesn't flow off the tongue.
It's like you can Google it.
Okay, here it is.
I've got it.
It's a proclamation on remembering the 500,000 Americans lost to COVID-19.
So I guess we passed a very grim milestone, half a million.
Just don't Biden's fault in it.
Well, the thing is, is do we really know we didn't?
I mean, a lot of them are pneumonia.
A lot of them are the flu.
A lot of them are motorcycle wrecks of somebody that had COVID.
Yeah, it's just it's ridiculous.
You know, about Florida, they're talking about they've got people running around the whole
state without masks on and their numbers are doing fantastic as good as good as other states
or even better.
It's ridiculous.
I know the whole thing so far.
Yeah, when we were in total wine last week, there was a lady who wasn't wearing a mask.
And I don't care, you know, and but you get the manager.
No, I don't know if someone did.
But someone went up to her employee, and she had the box of masks and says, you know, we
need you to put on a mask.
This lady was checking out.
She was she's already shopped.
She was in line to check out.
And she was on the big bottle of booze on the what it was, Jack Daniels or something,
big handle.
And the lady was very nice as you know, we saw policy, we need you to wear the mask.
And the lady started arguing back.
It says, you know, I need you to put the mask on.
So the lady took the bottle and threw it at the lady and it fell into the box, luckily.
And she stormed out bitching.
Oh, so she's a Karen.
Yeah.
Do you witness the care?
Oh, yeah, so going on.
Did you push her down?
No, push her down.
Well, I think I mentioned something to you.
Did you see that? Did you see that lady?
Did you see that lady?
Karen.
Yeah, luckily, I mean, it was the big bottle, too.
So luckily, this lady had a good handle.
I do.
That had shattered on the ground.
That's up in the stakes on the whole escalation.
Yeah.
So then she threw it.
Some people just have bad days and compounded with the fact that they're idiots.
What do they think they're going to to prove or just you know what I mean?
Man, there's there's people on the damn mask.
Buy your shit.
There's people.
I stopped.
I was at a Buckeyes gas station and on the way back home today.
And there are some people that are just defiant.
They come in and I was watching.
Excuse me.
I was watching this guy come in.
I was in the car.
I put my mask on.
I walked in and this this guy sitting by the tailgate of his truck and he's just out there
just shooting the shit.
And I just saw him out of the corner.
I wasn't paying too much attention.
I went inside and I'm looking at all the do yourself stuff.
You know, like, oh, man, we can make this stuff.
We can make this.
We can sell us.
I can't charge you that much.
You guys are.
Anyways, this guy comes in and he's looking he's looking around and looking behind him.
He doesn't have a mask on.
So he's looking for someone.
He's looking for a confrontation.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
He's literally walking around looking for a problem.
Yeah, I'm just kind of like, man, he probably had his phone out ready to record.
Yeah.
I saw this father and this jerk and his daughter.
All right.
So the girls may be six and they're both walking around and she's kind of looking up at him
like like kind of should we be doing this?
And the father's like, I'm like, come on, man.
Really?
My question is, is he like that every time he goes out?
Yeah.
Or did something happen where he's like, screw it.
I'm doing it now.
I don't know.
You know, and it's not I understand the anger.
I understand the frustration.
I understand, you know, that this is a I don't want to say fabricated because it's a real
virus and people are really dying.
But the response, the government response and the state response to it is is totally
ridiculous.
Right.
It's that I do match that.
I fit the it doesn't it doesn't fit.
And I totally agree with that.
And I have the same frustration, but I mean, come on.
I mean, I'm not going to go around trying to pick fights with other other grocery shoppers.
No.
I mean, if someone's not wearing it, it just doesn't bother me.
Whatever.
Right.
To each their own.
I wear I just run away in fear.
I wear.
Oh, my God.
I wear it just to avoid the confrontation.
Of course.
You know, if I if I thought I could get away with it, I wouldn't wear it.
Yeah, it's just I'm wearing it makes people feel better.
I don't agree with it.
What I'm afraid of is we've been in the year and people from here on out are going to expect
you to wear a mask wherever you go.
No, except to Florida.
Even when this whole thing is eradicated or just turns into a yearly flu like the flu
is.
Yeah.
They're going to be like you need to wear a mask at all times now.
And you know, it may get to that point.
I who knows who knows what happens from fucking week to week.
I'm going to put on a hockey mask.
OK.
Well, you know what, that kind of leads me into to a topic that I found interesting.
And I think it's I think it's valid to a point.
But I think both parties have a have a point.
The women's beach volleyball have a tournament in.
Gosh, I think it's Oman or Yemen or one of the one of the Middle East countries over
there.
Right.
And the government is saying you cannot wear your bikinis.
It is basically the most revealing, the most revealing sport that I think of.
Well, there's a German there's a German team who says team has onesies, you know.
I mean, I mean, they're scamp scamp scamp scamp, which I don't mind.
But they're going over there where women wear clothing like that, the Burka and whatnot.
So they said all the players need to wear.
I wrote it down.
Need to wear long shirts and trousers.
Long, short and trousers that while walking around while playing.
Why would they bother playing?
Correct.
Knowing what they know about that sport, why would they even bother hosting it?
They just want to stir up shit.
I don't know.
I even bother hosting it.
So the FIVB has come out and says, you know, out of respect for the culture and traditions
of the host country, we will adhere to it.
So this German team said we're not going because good for them.
I know.
I got to.
Well, they like to be naked when people go to work.
They wear their respect.
They wear their work clothing.
This is our work clothes.
It's less restrictive.
They can dig.
Right.
Anyway, I think I think it poses the question of the whole respect, the culture and everything,
which I don't have a problem with, but it needs to go both ways.
It does.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, they don't do that while they're in the United States.
Well, yeah, but respect in our culture.
That's what I mean.
I mean, there's there's some differences there.
Instead of instead of integrating into our system, they they're going to change it again.
I'll go back to you're stirring up trouble when you host a beach volleyball tournament
and then suddenly start telling all the teams that they have to dress.
That's a bad business decision.
I don't think that you need to impose that on the players.
This is the first time they've had it there.
Well, I mean, why are we having it there?
Well, the ladies even said they said, I don't even know why we're having it there because
it is so hot.
Right.
To begin with, even in the bikini, it's unbearable.
They want us to wear long shirts and trousers.
That's an easy solution to this.
All the teams say, fuck you, we're not going to play in Yemen.
Yeah, there you go.
And then the tournament gets canceled and they don't try to do it again.
And then they can shove their liberty, you know, no freedom thing up their butt.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's but it's it's it's one of these words that's a shonism.
I just throw out a shonism.
No, you did not.
That's not a shonism.
Shonisms are.
It's OK.
We don't need to tell you the shonism.
Quite caustic.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, anyway.
OK.
Anyway, I found that interesting.
That is interesting.
All right.
So they were the only team that bailed so far.
Yeah.
This this German team just said, you know, we're not going to get a gyrating cow's ass.
What?
Oh, is that the name of the tournament?
I was thinking of shonisms.
Oh, you're trying to think of.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm back.
There were a whole bunch of shonisms, the listeners would never hear it anyway.
They're all edited.
Well, that's the goal.
Right.
All right.
Well, there you go.
No, it's it's it's kind of who do you throw stones at this point?
I mean, they created the I mean, how could they possibly have the contest?
They're going to die of heat exposure or heat exhaustion.
Yeah.
I think it'd be interesting to watch at this point to see how it goes, because typically
these ladies are used to almost nothing to wear.
Now they're wearing trousers and nothing.
I'm kind of freaking out how they keep those damn things on.
OK.
I mean, they look like body art.
I mean, you might as well just paint.
It's painted on body paint.
Just epoxy the moose knuckle and just.
Oh, there it is.
You know, is like a shoe horn.
You know, the rubber eyes, a little shoe horn.
Yeah.
OK.
Sean just pictured it.
Yeah.
I did.
And what do you do about the butt crack?
How do you have that up?
I don't know.
So I'm thinking that like the idea of the two seashells in the front, though.
Yes.
So so they're not going to be able to wear like spandex long pants because it's revealing
and tight.
They're probably going to be like baggy like khakis pants.
I call them trousers, baggy khakis like some sweat pants.
I don't know.
Something tells me the viewership would plummet.
I would tune in for a little bit going.
This is ridiculous.
It just the ones these people trying to fly around.
It would be kind of funny.
Just sweating and just dying of heat exhaustion.
Yeah.
It's not true, though, right?
Because, you know, a lot of times the people I see working outdoors, you know, like the
people who cut lawns and work on roofs and shit.
I mean, they're always wearing long sleeves and long pants.
They're not used to it.
Are they?
That's different.
Because I think it keeps in moisture, right?
I mean, there's something that cools them.
That's different.
When you're when you're doing exercise outside, you need that constant air to be hitting off
your skin.
That's the reason why your body creates sweats to cool itself off.
Right.
And if the wind and the wind blows across it and that creates the the R factor there,
I think it's Dr. Sean.
Yeah, our factor.
Oh, did I put that in there?
Our factor.
You know how your hairs create that little insulation thing?
When the wind, the air gets the sweat gets on the hair follicles and the wind cools it
off.
Yeah.
Keep going.
This is fascinating.
Could you go another layer a little deeper?
So the epidermis.
Yeah.
To get your butt hairs.
No, no, no.
Don't help him.
I want him to go see how far he can go with this.
Yeah.
I thought our producer would be pulling something up.
Well, a lot of it is to keep the sun off the skin, too.
Right.
Well, that would be the number one thing.
Because I know when I go outside now, I have to wear long sleeve shirts.
Yeah, sure.
To keep out of the sun.
Yeah, no, me too.
So exercising increase your body temperature.
Your body temperature when your hypothalamus, an area of your brain that acts as a thermostat
senses either a rise or fall in the body temperature.
It takes action to protect your body with increases in core body temperature.
Your hypothalamus directs more of your blood flow to the skin and signals the body to start
sweating.
Sweating is the primary.
That's why you turn red, I guess.
My hypothalamus.
Hypothamolus?
Hypothalamus.
I know my face gets very red when I get hot.
It looks like I'm going to stroke out.
I've always been like that.
My face gets beet red.
My wife's the same way.
I've never been like that.
Yeah, I look terrible.
Just like when we climbed Mount Vesuvius out there in Tahoe, Mount Everest, my face was
all red.
Of course, I think I was swollen, looked like a frickin' sausage.
Usually people like that don't sweat.
They do both.
Oh, I sweat profusely when I get hot.
And you get the big red face.
Interesting.
That was torture climbing up that mountain.
You guys have talked about that several times.
I'd do it again, though.
It was at least 18,000 feet starting point.
I was on the bike the other day and I did a Lake Tahoe iFit.
Did it go all the way around?
No.
That's about 70 miles or so.
No, no.
Definitely not all the way around.
It was actually a pretty disappointing ride, to be honest.
You follow a guide or whatever and I was not impressed.
It was pretty, really pretty, though.
Also it shows the landscape.
Oh yeah, I know.
So while you're biking and you're following the person, they'll send a drone up.
It's all edited and produced.
They'll send a drone up and they take pictures of the lake while he's talking and you're
biking.
This is all that little screen in front of your face.
It's a 22-inch screen.
It's not too small.
It's nice.
It's like a foot away from it.
I think it'd be cool to have those, what do they call them?
VR glasses.
That way you can look at 360 and see.
That would actually be kind of cool.
That would be cool.
You can see people driving by.
Yeah, I bit the bullet.
When the COVID thing started and I couldn't play basketball anymore because that was my
form of exercise, going up to the gym and playing basketball three times a week.
I did it all the time.
Yeah, I did it all the time.
So I got the bike and I got the iFit thing where you can do a number of things.
You get the Nordic thing.
Nordic track, yeah.
Nordic bike.
Nordic bike or whatever it is.
It's cool.
I mean, my big fear was that it was basically going to be a towel rack, you know, with
clothes.
Yeah, right.
And it was for...
That's an expensive towel rack.
It was for like a month.
It was for like a month and I'm back on it now.
I started out great in the beginning, took a month off for one reason or another, and
then I'm back on it now.
So it's pretty cool though.
It's cool.
There's a lot of options in the iFit.
Is that the new Apple one?
No, iFit is the software that they put on the screen.
And it can be live, it can be, you know, pre-recorded.
Just like the Pelotons, right?
Yes, yes, like that.
But one thing I have done, which is really cool, is you can go map your own route.
Did we talk about this before?
You can go into Google Maps and you can map your own route.
You know how it shows the...
The street view?
Street view, thank you.
And you can map the whole thing and then you load it into iFit and then...
So you can drive around your town.
I can drive around my town.
I can drive around any city or countryside in the world that has street view maps.
It is really cool.
It's really cool.
And so what I try to do is I create a map that starts out in the town or the city and
then goes up a mountain, you know, because I want elevation.
Oh, that's the other thing.
It knows, Google Maps is amazing, it knows the elevation of the area.
And so the bike automatically adjusts, like incline.
Does it actually lift or does the tension...
No, it lifts.
It lifts.
So you're like, if you're going up a steep hill, you're like standing on your feet.
It lifts up, yeah.
And it's super cool.
And so I try to find these routes.
I don't know anything about these areas.
I'm in Brazil, right?
I'm just picking some random...
It's really cool, is if like, if you can crash and then the bike would like lay down on its
side.
Yeah, if you turn the handlebar...
And then you literally like fly over the handlebar.
You fall off the bike.
Like if you turn the handlebars real hard.
Yeah.
So can I have a question?
Why would that be cool?
Well, it'd be cool from like...
Just realism.
...Jeff and I watching you.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Well, you're going for realism, right?
Watching me crumpled on the ground with like a broken neck.
Going for authenticity?
Oh, you need a padding.
It looks like mattresses out front.
Like a test dummy.
Yeah, cool.
It is kind of cool, but it takes discipline just like anything else.
Going to the gym or getting on the bike.
It doesn't matter if it's 10 feet away or a 10 minute drive.
It takes discipline, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went yesterday and...
Good for you.
Had a good workout.
Did the bike.
Went about eight miles.
How long are your trips?
So I realize now if I'm going to burn any significant calories, it needs to be 45 minutes or more.
I do 30 minutes.
And I've been doing 30 and they're just not long enough.
I'm barely starting to sweat.
Yeah, I start to sweat about halfway through.
Okay.
I mean, everybody's different, right?
I mean, everybody's different in terms of how quickly your body revs up to starting
to burn, you know, anabolic or whatever it is.
I don't know all that stuff.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
We should ask Dr. Sean.
Well, I don't personally...
My threshold for sweating is kind of high.
Unless it's really hot outside.
Yeah, and then you sweat right away.
You know, that's different.
Meaning, if I go to the gym, it just seems like I can work out an awful lot and I don't
sweat that much.
You need to push yourself harder.
Yeah, well, even when I push myself harder, it doesn't really start to kick in to like
30 minutes in.
You do jazzercise.
Ooh.
How about Zumba?
We're Zumba.
Yeah.
I mean, tell you what, we had Zumba on...
How are your dancing skills?
We had Zumba on the...
You're a white dude.
God bless, I'm trying to make a...
What is that?
A bastard.
The Nintendo Wii game.
Yeah.
And you hold the little controllers and you do the Zumba.
Dance, dance, whatever that's called.
Dance party.
Dance party, yeah.
Well, it's similar.
I'm not sure exactly what the name of it is, but I know that we had it and you would take
like...
You'd have the little controllers in your hand and you would go back and forth.
You'd follow a routine.
Yeah.
Just dance.
That's it right there.
I know that.
Steven did the shit out of that.
We had the Michael Jackson one where you see the shadow...
You bend over.
The people, you see the people and you follow whatever they're doing.
Oh, what did you say?
I'm sorry, what?
Spread the butt cheek.
Oh my God.
It's a bedroom.
Fore poster bed.
Oh my God.
The south wing.
What's wrong with you guys?
Oh, there it is.
Personalized theater.
There it is.
I don't know.
Michael Jackson experience.
Oh, beat it.
It's the same.
And it was cool.
I mean, the music is amazing, of course.
And then that's...
Technology is kind of amazing too.
Oh, so you have to do that?
Oh, I could do all that.
The lean thing.
That's the...
I leaned down.
The belly gene where they lean forward.
Yeah, I leaned down and my nose touched the ground and I snapped back.
It was amazing.
Oh yeah.
You have very strong ankles.
I have strong everything.
Yeah.
It's a testosterone supplement.
Yeah, I just leaned on my toes.
I'm like, oh my God.
It's a testosterone supplement.
I just leaned on my third leg.
Really?
Yeah.
Whatever, man.
God.
It's a kickstand.
Whatever.
Kickstand.
Okay.
And towel hanger.
Anyway.
We're talking about dancing.
Why are we talking about dancing?
Well, it was fun.
Speaking of, I've got some...
The boys went dancing last weekend.
Has Dawson told you?
They went dancing?
Oh, yes.
Together?
Ballroom.
Oh, ballroom dancing.
Really?
Yeah, I can see that.
No, they went out to the clubs to go dancing, and Stephen said that everyone had a blast.
Oh, I'm sure.
Yeah.
He goes, we found our new place.
Yeah.
It's a blast when they take their father's credit card and they slide it across the bar
and they go, start a tab.
Yeah, it suddenly becomes like the most fun night ever.
Excuse me, Mr. D. Do you have an ID?
Yeah, and they all like, yeah, me, no, me, no, me.
These are fake.
What?
And they're like, we're going to have to charge you two more dollars per drink.
Okay.
Yeah, no kidding.
Hey, dad, they're going to be really expensive drinks.
Is that okay?
What the bouncer's like to do is they will confiscate the license and says, I'm not giving
you back.
You can give me 40 bucks, I'll give you a license back.
Oh, total extortion.
Of course it is.
They have them by the nuts right there, man.
By the nuts.
Yeah, totally by the nuts.
Yeah.
They totally do it too.
I was really frustrated with him though.
He was texting me, it was his birthday, right?
And I gave him some birthday money and he burned through it on the first night.
Cause they go to this club, they go clubbing.
And I was texting back and forth and I said, okay, listen, you're not understanding something.
You don't have any money.
Right.
Like we didn't go clubbing when we were in college because we had no money.
You know what we bought?
We bought natural light and we hung out in the dorm room or we bought some cheap ass
wine coolers and hung out in the dorm room and we played cards and shit.
We didn't do clubbing.
We didn't buy $8 drinks.
$10 Jack and Cokes.
In college.
Fuck that.
No way.
I had that same discussion with Steve and he goes, I spent so much money last week.
And I was like, dude, it was like for one thing, you need to start buying.
He goes, we'll be to buy Keystone.
And I was like, exactly.
Oh my God.
Keystone is like.
He's like, I can't drink that.
He sounds like you need to learn how that is.
I'm speechless.
Yeah.
Well, so then they need to start just drinking bourbon.
Hold on.
College students are saying there's a beer that's like beneath that.
Yes.
All of these guys, they're spoiled.
Oh, that is absolutely spoiled.
Absolute definition of a student has his own money.
He's not taking my money still.
So he's spending his own money and he's he's recognizing how much he spent.
Yeah, but that money was given to him in the spirit of him spending it responsibly.
And that's not an act of responsibility, spending it on high dollar.
Well, you know what?
OK, so I told I told my son, I go, listen, when you are when you're making your own money,
if you want to work all summer and make fifteen hundred bucks and then blow it in six weeks
when you go to college, brother, knock yourself out.
That's your money.
You can do whatever you want to.
But do not when you don't have a job and you don't have any money, don't blow through the
money I'm giving you to like buy groceries and shit and then complain that you've got
no money and do anything.
Right.
Yeah, I was I was I was pretty pissed.
I let him sit.
I let him go a while.
I do that with my other son.
Yeah, he he he had to learn.
He's like, I have no money.
I was like, well, what did you spend it on?
Well, we went out to dinner here.
We had got wine.
I was like, well, what are you talking about?
We went clubbing.
Well, no, they don't go clubbing.
It's ridiculous.
But their big thing would be they go out to dinner or they have a nice dinner or something
like that.
Or, you know, it's it's it's just a mismanagement of funds.
Shit, man, we ate Gumby's pizza.
And Little Caesar's pizza because it was like frickin dirt cheap.
These boys are under the impression that they need to eat healthy, which means nice chicken,
salmon, seafood, gluten free and stuff gluten free, organic.
Oh.
And shit like that.
But no.
And I'm like, eat ramen noodles and pot pies, dude.
That's not good for me.
Chicken with no antibiotics.
Dude, you'll be fine.
Unbelievable.
You will be fine.
You're you're 20 years old.
You'll be fine.
Yeah, crazy.
I have I have my one boy on an allowance.
And when he goes through it, it's sorry.
You spend it on Xbox games and you spend it over here and you spend it over there.
And when you don't have food for money or money for food, that's that's on you.
Yeah.
You need to figure it out.
Go buy some beans.
Yeah.
Dad, I need I need I need some of this.
I can't eat that.
I was like, well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
You know, what have we done?
What have we what have we done to our children?
I call it the Frisco bubble.
Is it?
I don't know.
You know, they expect to live the same life that they did here under our roof as they
do in college.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Well, we're talking about the money and the college kids spending it.
And I need to check my account.
It made you panic.
You know what?
I haven't checked my checking account in a while.
Well, I gave my son my credit card.
I had put on some I locked my card, locked it.
I locked it because my son has it and he's spending frivolously like, you know, a little
you give him a heads up or you just locked it.
I just locked it.
So he's standing there at seven eleven going, come on, man.
It's good.
Scan it again.
Evidently, it's still good.
He's still using it.
Oh, well, that lock feature is very effective.
So that's why I've got a look of kind of like, what the hell's going on?
So I think what I need to do is just have a conversation with them because it's just
right.
What's really frustrating and my son calls me is like, Dad, I can't find my credit card
because he has his own debit card.
That's the way we handle that.
We just transfer money to his checking account, right, and he's got his own debit card.
Right.
But he accidentally went off to college with my wife's credit card because we had given
it to him for one reason or another.
And so he has it.
Right.
And he's been asking permission if he can use it for groceries and stuff like that.
Well, anyway, then he tells me that that card and my card are missing from my wallet.
I hate that.
It's so irritating because now I have to lock the card and then I have to order.
You know what I mean?
I have to shut down the account and order new cards.
Plus, if you have any bills tied to that.
Oh, yeah.
No, of course.
We're doing all that.
Yeah.
I'm just so frustrated.
So I told him, check every car of every friend you have, check every pocket of every freaking
pants you were wearing because I don't want to do that again.
Again.
Right.
I've done it.
I've done it at least four times in the last two or three years.
It's really frustrating.
But anyway, that's the life of a college kid.
I was watching the little marquee ticket ticker on the the bus of the TV talking about Tiger
Woods.
He was on his way to go meet Drew Brees and some other.
He's doing a TV show that was done.
He's doing a something for Discovery, I think, where he's teaching people to golf like celebrities.
Oh, wow.
That's why he was out there in California.
That's so what?
Yeah.
Do we have an update on his condition?
He's damaged both his legs.
There's his car.
That's not good.
Whoa.
He's calm and that's not his car.
Yeah.
It's bad.
Oh, they showed a picture of the car.
Yeah.
Down there below.
Go below.
I don't see it.
Go below.
I got microphones in my way.
They were right there.
He was off a fricking side of a.
Yeah, he was going fast and I don't know what happened, but he went off the road.
Oh, shit.
It's like he hit something.
I don't know.
Yeah, the ground.
Yeah.
So he tumbled down a ravine.
So it looks like it looks like the front end of his car is all smashed and his legs are
up there, of course.
And I think that's just unfortunate.
Probably get probably broke.
Not good.
Not good at all.
Yeah.
So we'll see if he can come back from that.
I don't know.
You know, does he play again?
You think?
Because by the time he recovers and all that, because he's how old is he?
Is he 45?
Yeah.
Your muscle memory kind of deteriorates kind of quick.
How old is he?
He's 45.
He was born in 75.
Oh, I would have thought he's older.
So by the time he gets so that's good take.
And he was just coming back like getting his stride and starting to play well in some of
the tournaments.
Especially with all that drama he was going through.
That's awful.
His wife beat him up with a golf club.
Well, that was quite a while ago.
Yeah, that was about a decade ago.
Yeah, that was a while ago.
He had several comebacks and setbacks in between that period.
He had a bad back.
Yeah, I know.
He has battled back from a number of things.
He'll battle back from this too.
He's a tough guy, man.
Yeah.
I have tons of respect for that man.
He may jump up to the senior league at that point.
I don't know if he can go out on the regular PGA Tour at this point.
I don't know.
I think he's 50.
50 is the cutoff.
I don't know.
That's going to turn into a classic.
Well, we got to wait and see how bad his injuries are.
He's once in a generation talent.
Yeah, I agree.
So no one's really come up to battle him yet as far as I mean you have these people who
stand out for a little while, but not the consistency that he did for as long as he
did.
I'm not a fan of his.
Now, is he?
He's a weird looking dude.
Does he hold like all the golf records, like the number of majors and all that kind of
stuff?
No, Jack Nicklaus.
Jack Nicklaus still has that.
He's getting close.
I think he needed one or two or three to tie maybe.
OK.
So I think that's kind of out of reach at this point.
Oh, man.
Jack Nicklaus still holds that.
That's amazing.
He was getting close.
Well, that's too bad.
I hope he wasn't doing anything stupid besides speeding.
I mean, it'd be too bad.
Maybe he was texting or something like that, but who knows?
That happens.
I do it.
I'm guilty of it.
Yeah, not.
That's no bueno.
I don't.
I give my kids grief when I catch them doing.
I give my wife grief just because it's so easy.
You look down for whatever.
I mean, if it's but some of some people also say, well, I look at my stereo.
What's the difference between looking down my stereo and looking down my phone for a
second?
Don't look at anything.
I mean, the whole point is keep your damn eyes on the road, right?
Yeah, doesn't matter what the distraction is.
I also think it's the situation you're in.
If you're in a busy town, this and that lots going on, you need to keep your eyes on the
road.
But if you're on a straight highway from the house, there's no one around.
If you want to take a quick gander at your stereo or you have a movie going or something
like that.
Yeah, you do that a lot.
Well, that's crazy.
Well, look, in my defense.
Well, first of all, there's no defense.
But your best defense.
Well, I tell you, when I when I go out of town and I have some of these long drives,
I got to do I rent cars and because they pay for it.
But the cars I get have that that sensor so that when you encroach another vehicle, the
car automatically slows down.
Oh, good.
So you can like chill and watch a movie and if it goes off, you can be like, oh, what's
going on?
You don't have to do anything.
So what if a car stopped in the middle of the road?
It will stop.
If you're going 70 miles an hour, it was well, I mean, we're not talking about autonomous
like steering and speed.
Well, the steering assist.
So yes, it was swerved to miss something.
No, no, no, it will not.
It'll keep you in the lane.
It'll keep me in the lane.
Yes.
So if you had a Tesla, you'd be one of those people that just falls asleep in the front.
No, no, I would do that.
That's ridiculous.
There are people that do that.
No, yes, even though they sleep on long road trips and just let the car drive.
So when I forget that I had to drive to what is it?
Alabama.
I had this tricked out car and not all the cars are the same, but this tricked out car
had sensors on the side so that if you were to veer off to the left or to the right of
your lane, it would bump.
It would vibrate the wheel and it would it would bump the wheel a little bit to the left
or right, depending on which side you're trailing off on here.
So you had your crotch on the wheel.
Yeah.
And in addition to that, so basically what I could do is I could set the.
Why did you why did you arrive at that conclusion?
Well, because it was vibrating.
Oh, I would ride that line.
I'm just like straddling.
On purpose.
One would be deep and like crazy and be like, yeah, yeah.
So I would set the cruise control and it doesn't matter what I said it said it to.
Let's say at the speed of them, it's 70.
I said it to 80, 82 usually something like that.
And that way when I when I'm when you're driving, you don't have to step on the brake basically.
So if there's a car in front of you, it just automatically paces them.
Right.
And when they finally get the heck out of the way, then it resumes the speed.
And so all by itself.
Yeah, I think that's that's quite the man.
It's all about.
Well, I think life and what?
Well, it's a small little details in life.
I think those that's fantastic, especially when you're driving.
I think it's beneficial for the lie for the long road trips and when you get tired and
you've seen footage of people just kind of nodding off and then going off to sign.
It's a safety feature.
So I think that I'm sorry.
Are we past your bed?
Yeah, it's a yawn that literally made me lightheaded.
Hey, you get to Lou Ann's Plotter at Lou B's.
How good?
Yeah, I'm OK.
I'm OK.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Nodding off and and five ratings doing real shit.
I was falling asleep driving from Louisiana to here today.
That's not good.
No chance.
I'm tired.
His mouth was a gate.
Yeah.
No, look, I'm sorry.
There are some times where I feel like I'm going to wreck and I need to be.
He's got his leg up on the dash, like jammed under the windshield.
Maybe I need to start taking some afternoon naps.
I think so.
You do it in the car.
Well, I should have pulled over responsible.
You think I have got to be for for the podcast.
You shut up.
You did not nap while the car was driving.
No, I would know.
I didn't say that.
I said I was to pull over a nap for maybe 15 minute power nap.
That's a good idea.
I don't know.
They're on with that.
They tell you to do that.
Who tells you?
The National Safety Board.
Look at that little.
What was that graphic you put up there?
Producer driving school tells you that, too, Mr. Producer.
What do they say for that tip?
The idea of the circle of safety.
The long range radar.
I think that's good technology.
I want my next car to have some aspect of that, although it's going to be a long time
before I get another car.
But my wife may get one.
So we'll have to investigate to see if they have that on there.
It can be a little frustrating, though.
I was driving my son's car and it has that.
It tells you if you're drifting out of your lane.
And if you don't signal it.
That corrects you.
You don't want to change the lane.
It doesn't do that.
It beeps at you.
So it yells at you.
Yeah.
Like, bitch.
Right.
It beeps at you.
And so I'm like, I know what I'm doing.
I'm not drifting.
I'm driving.
And yes, I don't have my blinker on because there's nobody around me.
Right.
So maybe that'll get people to turn it off.
I turn it off every time.
More cars have this.
Maybe the more people start using their blinkers because now it's people don't use it.
Because it's irritating.
Well, the.
To beep at you.
You have the the vehicle that the long range sensor and you have someone that comes into
your lane.
And this is a pain in the ass.
You have to I have to disengage that feature sometimes when when you're in the city, because
when people cut you off, the car will fucking slam on the brakes.
Oh, really?
So your coffee goes.
Yeah.
Well, and it's not warranted either because it's kind of like, you know, you're going
with the flow of traffic and everyone's kind of weaving in and out of each other.
And then all of a sudden, my fucking car slams on the brakes and everyone behind me is kind
of like, you just messed up everything.
Right.
So I was in a rental car.
That reminded me I was in on a business trip.
I was in a rental car and it was a it was a snowy it was snowy.
Right.
Ice ice and stuff.
It was cold.
The Colorado.
And no, it was in Chicago and and it didn't slam on the brakes.
But I was I was pulling out and there was a car in front of me and there was a light
and they were breaking and it didn't slam on the brakes, but it made this the most obnoxious
alarm like bop bop bop.
And I was like, I panicked.
I was like, what the fuck's happening here?
It scared the shit out of me.
The bomb was just and just short just short of it slamming on the brakes and making the
car tumble into the into the ditch.
I was like, OK, this is whatever that is.
I need to find it and turn it off because it's not helpful.
No, it's not.
That's not helpful to me.
Yeah, my my son follows stocks and he was he follows Tesla.
Tesla took a dive today, apparently.
Did they?
He said the reason being is there's a video out there.
The Bitcoin?
No, he said there's a video out there of a Tesla driving away from its owner because
the lady had it in auto drive and got out of the car.
So it started driving away.
And I guess there's a video of her running after it.
Have you ever seen the videos where it's like this stock went down?
Well, that's what he said.
I don't know.
Do you know how they also have this feature where you can call your car?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
It'll drive up to you.
It'll leave the yes.
Yes.
And so the very first the first generation of it, tons of videos out there and it you
got to look them up because it shows the car and the car is like driving over curbs and
shit and it's like going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth and gets confused
and it creates a traffic jam in the parking lot.
I mean, it's one video after another.
Really?
Yes.
One video after another of it not working right.
Yeah, I don't trust that yet.
I don't either.
It's several years away.
I think we'll get there eventually.
I think they're going to be not the only way.
I think we'd have to be on a network of cars integrating with each other, interfacing with
each other so that they know, you know, cars all around you, 360 degrees.
Look up the valet feature, Tesla valet feature.
Their videos are hilarious.
That's kind of a futuristic.
You see that in movies, right?
Like Minority Report.
They get in these cars and they're autonomous and they get on.
It's just like a highway, but all the cars are going the same speed.
They get off, get on.
I think we'll get there, not in our lifetime, but eventually.
Go back to.
So you have both hands in here.
Protect your Tesla Model 3 with a valet feature.
Yeah, but there's ones where the owners are showing the video.
They're like recording their car and they're like, I'm not sure this is working right.
One of the Teslas are cool.
They do some cool things.
You're talking about the stock going down though.
Well, I know, man.
And that's what he told me.
I don't know if that's why it did or maybe it was a contributing factor.
So what I what I've heard was that they anticipate the stock to go down because he bought a billion
and a half worth of Bitcoin.
And well, I assume that as a because of the Bitcoin is like, no, no.
Well, he doesn't know that.
I mean, I was going to say, how does he follows up more than I do?
And you know, well, but I'm sure he doesn't know about this part.
It's what I'm talking about is that they talk about the value of Tesla in that Tesla is
the one that bought all the Bitcoin.
So they have all these assets that generate money and then the Bitcoin doesn't generate
any money.
So it's just kind of like it's an appreciating asset.
So what what they said is that as soon as he bought that, they said in the next fiscal
quarter, which is now.
The stock is going to drop because everyone's looking at it because they just spent a billion
and a half dollars.
He didn't improve his business by like building a new factory or anything like that.
He built it.
He put it into Bitcoin.
So it's not producing anything.
It was an investment.
So what they're what what they said in the same the same conversation was to buy right
now when it goes down right now, buy and then it'll turn it'll go right back up.
Right on the next.
You talk about Bitcoin.
Yeah, no, I don't.
I'm talking about Tesla.
I'm talking about Tesla stock.
So if it went down, I'd buy because it's going to go right back up.
Yeah.
What about GameStop?
Tell us you own what I want the 10,000 shares and I buy it at four hundred dollars.
Yes.
And it's not doing well right now.
I'd be interested to find out what that trend is with the Tesla to see if I'm full of shit
or not.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll talk watch look up Tesla stock, Mr. Producer and see what happened today.
So it was up over seven hundred and then it's it quadrupled a quad split.
So six ninety eight.
Oh, it's OK.
I took a dip at ten o'clock right around there.
Wow.
So it's still expensive.
Give me the five.
Give me the one year the one year chart at the very at the top of that little thing.
You're at the moment there.
Oh, my God.
Do the five year.
Oh, if you would have done was it 18 bucks.
Is that what that said?
They had a quad.
They had a four.
So anyone had a four way split?
Yeah, that wasn't too long ago either.
And it went right back up to four to seven hundred.
Yeah.
So if you had one share, you have four shares.
I tell Stephen, I was like, you can't live by the wood.
I could have.
You can't.
I should have held onto that.
I should have sold that.
I was like, you got to do what you feel is right.
The buzz I hear about this.
You know, you're going to kill yourself and we've we've been we we're not going to talk
about it too much.
I want to talk about it as a marker that we need to talk about it in one of the future
podcasts.
But, you know, I'm not convinced.
I'm not convinced.
And I don't know why I'm jumping on that.
Those those coattails of I'm not convinced Bitcoin is going to work, probably because
of the rumor is that Putin is the one that created the Bitcoin in the first place.
I don't know.
You know, per per public speaker, Dan Pena.
You know, he's a he's a very rash, angry man, but he's a billionaire.
But how would Putin I mean?
Well, the thing is, nobody knows whoever created Bitcoin is anonymous.
Really?
Yeah.
Nobody knows who created Bitcoin.
They have a he has a pen name.
They have some I don't know, some word.
Now it's it's a it's a right there.
Nakamoto, that that is not to do that made up Bitcoin.
All right.
The guy that actually created Bitcoin is.
It's not Satoshi Nakamoto.
No, it is not him.
Well, I mean, I'm Wikipedia.
They give him credit for it.
OK, so it says it's generally accepted that a person named Satoshi Nakamoto because it's
all about the power suggestion.
So nobody knows.
That's really the bottom line.
So how does this guy know?
Well, I don't know.
I don't have any.
That's why we need to learn a little bit more about.
So the person who created it, does that mean he owns it?
Well, is he making the money off of it?
That's what this this does.
It matter who created it?
Well, no, that means I don't know.
He just owns a lot of it.
That's what I mean.
He may own a lot of it.
He's not getting a cut of it that I that I heard from one of his seminars.
Dan Pena was that Bitcoin was created by Putin.
So to disrupt the American economy.
Well, Bitcoin is worldwide.
It is.
But that was it could crash his own economy.
It could.
But it was oligarchs.
Well, it's oligarchs buying.
That's what this guy Dan Pena says.
And this Dan Pena is a billionaire.
And he was just like, so angry.
He is an angry man.
You know who I'm talking about?
I know exactly who you're talking about.
He he's quite.
He doesn't give a damn.
He doesn't give a shit.
That's one of those.
Yeah.
And he's got a billion dollars.
Dan Pena.
You got an I got a billion dollars.
I'm 70 years old and I don't give a shit.
And for him and Bitcoin.
Well, he's got a bunch of videos out there.
And he does these boot camps or something like that.
And he gives them.
Hell, yeah, I don't know what I don't know what he does or what he did, how he made his
money.
He's Hispanic, too.
So obviously he's got Pena.
But you know, he says he didn't he grew up with nothing.
And yeah, I don't know how he made his money.
But yeah, I've seen his play one of them.
I don't care which one.
Just so that so he's got a he's got a business coaching.
Great calls.
I made just listen to how he talks when Bitfuck was at nineteen thousand six hundred dollars.
I said it's over smart money.
So half keep half my man.
He's lost billions because nobody listened to me.
He always wears the pinstripe suit.
I got some bit fucks in.
I can tell.
He calls it bit fucks.
Shows you the stupidity.
And I know who's behind Bitcoin and some fucking Japanese guy in a cave.
I know the guy.
He comes out.
You heard it here first.
Bitcoin is going to zero zero when it comes out zero.
So who could it be?
It sounds pretty convincing, doesn't he?
Well, well, right now, there's a ton of millionaires.
And the question is, are they going to get out?
At the right time to where they don't they don't lose all their millions.
So that's just it.
I think that's the thing.
It's just like how much more money can I make?
How much money can I make?
It's great.
I just lost all my money.
That's right.
It's greed.
I mean, when you when it's easy, right, when you just made five million dollars and it
was that easy.
That's why I think why.
Why bail?
I mean, let's go until it's 80 million.
That's why I think you almost that's why you bought it was to bought it so that you could
start buying it up and he's just going to dump it.
He's going to sell it.
Double his money.
He's yeah.
He he's able to business proposition.
He is able to control the market just by sending out a one word tweet.
He did.
He bought a billion and a half Bitcoin and Bitcoin went through the roof.
What did you hear about?
He he recommended in tweets to to buy a messaging platform.
I don't know what the name of the platform was, but it is.
You know, some just a single couple words saying, I don't know if he said buy this,
but he endorsed a messaging platform like Twitter, but I don't know the name of it.
And this is the funny part of it.
People immediately jumped on the stock market and they were looking for, you know, looking
for the ticker ticker symbol for it.
Well, and there was another one, this obscure Texas based tiny little company that hadn't
even filed anything with the SEC for for three years.
I mean, it was basically a defunct little company.
Right.
Went bat shit crazy.
Their stock went absolutely through the roof because people were thinking they were buying
the messaging platform anyway.
So anyway, but he's yeah, he's got the power to he's got the power to drive millions of
dollars of investments with a single tweet.
So we are almost at our our our halftime.
Before we do, I want to touch on the the weekly deaths because I've only got a couple.
And they're a little more obscure.
And I think we're going to be able to probably skip through them pretty quick, depending
on where this goes.
Sean wants a beer, apparently.
Paul's getting one.
All right.
So the first one is Prince Marky D. Prince Marky D. Prince Marky D. Yeah.
Was he a rapper?
Yes.
For who do you think?
Prince Dazzy.
John D.
J. J. Jeff.
No.
Gosh.
I think they they remade a Beach Boys song.
Or no.
God, I don't even know who's saying that.
They remade Wipeout.
I don't know who's saying that.
That's Ron D.
No.
Is it an old?
Why?
Oh, it is from the 80s.
OK.
Well, the Wipeouts older than that to like crew.
No.
Fat Boys.
Oh, fuck.
I've never heard of.
Remember that little music video and they're all fat and they got a board and they're all wiping out.
Yeah.
Anyway, one of one of one of areas right there.
So one of them died.
Yeah, he died.
And they shouldn't be that old either.
He's he was 52.
Damn.
And he died of a heart failure, accordingly, according to whatever I looked at.
So but, you know, the Fat Boys were around when I was I don't know if I was in high school or college when they were doing their thing.
But, you know, they had they had some videos back in the day and I remember listening to them and they were fat.
I mean, obviously, this guy was large, but the other one was even bigger, I think.
Fat Boys.
Yeah.
That boy's bad boy.
There are three.
What you gonna do?
So he was the skinniest of the three.
Oh, he really was.
He's done.
Looks like that looks like what's happening.
He's thinner than me.
Remember what's happening?
Yeah, it was funny.
Rerun.
Yeah, like in the middle.
Well, he's a little bigger in that picture.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's there's some big boys in that.
Anyway, he just died.
And the other one I thought could probably should have brought up earlier when we're talking about gangsters because I've never heard this guy, but I thought it could spur some discussion.
Rafael Couttolo, who was an Italian mobster, he's the founder of the new over Camorra Organizata.
So he formed an Italian gang.
He was a mafia boss.
Where?
Like in New York?
Italy.
He was in Italy.
He's an Italian mob boss.
Well, they can be Italian mob boss here in the United States.
He didn't say.
Well, this article didn't say where he was from.
It just says an Italian mob boss.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So I wonder how they handle like accommodations for their funeral.
I mean, super, super private hidden.
I mean, every crime boss in the country or in the world shows up to show respects.
And they drop the daisy cutter on the funeral.
Yeah.
Have you seen one of those go off?
The daisy cutter.
Only in the movies.
It's very impressive.
There's videos of it.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Oh, yeah.
It is daisy cutter.
It's the daisy cutter is the most powerful conventional bomb.
Non-nuclear weapon.
Correct.
Is that the one that's a bunch of them that comes out?
No, it's one big one.
And you were able to drop it.
Yeah.
There's a video of it.
Yeah, there's a video of it going off and it's tremendous.
It is amazing.
And Lord, I thought the daisy cutter was something else, but that.
No, it's an extremely powerful bomb.
Yeah.
You wouldn't drop it on a mafia.
And it explodes, I believe, above the ground.
And it causes a vacuum.
Oh, yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So best for you to see if you could see where it works.
It's a plonk or just it goes down.
I see it.
And it goes up.
It's quite large.
Yeah, it looks like a large grenade.
They've got an M80 in there.
It's a crater was in.
Wow.
And the destruction.
They just dropped it in the middle of a forest and it put up about a two yard.
Well, I think those are in Vietnam, where they cleared landing zones.
I thought they used it in.
They used it in a war.
That's what it looks like.
Oh, I didn't know that.
It's like they were clearing.
All areas.
But I didn't know that these drama, this this agents of I'm guessing on that, but that's what it looked like.
When they they they slow the bomb down.
You can see the shock.
Little of a wooded area, so clear out amazing at 15,000 someplace for a helicopter to come in and land.
They keep showing the same footage.
They do space week.
Anyway, how the hell do we get on that?
Well, because all the daisy cutter, all the crime bosses in the world are in the same spot.
Right.
The daisy cutter.
All right.
I think that's it for part one.
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