All right, back for the second half.
What is it? It's February.
And it's not the first. Is this another first show?
First show of February. First show of February.
Yeah, OK, so. Oh, post Super Bowl.
Damn, no. Oh, it's the post of Valentine's.
It's the first show after Yuri.
Yeah.
We're still in Yuri, right?
Yeah, we are. Yuri sucks.
Yeah. Yuri doesn't have it.
You can have it. Yeah.
I am enjoying walking through the snow, though.
It is kind of fun.
Yeah. As long as I don't have to clean it up when I walk into somebody's house.
I've got to kick the boots off.
I'm having a good time with it.
Driving around, being crazy.
All right, so this is the second half, and we are
three quarters into February.
That's insane to me.
On a Wednesday.
Wednesday. Yeah, different day of the week.
Just because Yuri threw Kinks into our plans.
Yeah. Yeah, I had some friends that
didn't have power for I don't know how many hours,
and they were just talking about how they
haven't been able to make a hot meal,
and they haven't been able to do this, and I was like,
just stop. Come over to our house.
We'll make you some dinner.
You can be in our warm house.
You know how people never want to impose,
even though friends are friends, right?
I mean, you honestly want them to come over.
You really want to help them, but nobody ever wants to accept help, right?
They feel like they're being a burden.
They feel like they're being a burden or something,
and I insisted. I was like, no, you are coming over,
and we are making you dinner, and you're going to relax in warmth.
Did you pull your AR out there, go outside of his house,
and start shooting, and say, let's go, bitch.
Yeah, I did. I did. People were walking by, and I said, watch this.
But you don't have any bullets. Back off.
No, I don't. There are no bullets.
He was just going, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Just put a little orange tip on the front.
That's what I was doing with that couple, right?
That was up in wherever, Missouri.
He didn't have any bullets in that thing, and he didn't have any.
Did he not? I'm kidding. I have no idea.
What happened with that?
I think they finally dropped the charges. I don't know.
Again, one of those news stories that just disappears.
They turned into Republicans. They were downright.
God, no kidding. He was fine, but she was like waving her pistol,
and, yeah, get off my yard, and pointing it at people.
She didn't handle that well.
I've seen people in Frisco act like that if your dog poops in their yard.
Come out with a gun.
Well, not quite, but on Nextdoor, they go off. It's a hot topic.
It's very entertaining to see some of the Nextdoor comments,
because they're all in. They're balls deep.
It's so dumb. It is.
It's the Nextdoor app, and it's...
And then every now and then I like to say something to rattle the cage
a little bit, and they'll be like, who is this guy?
They call that a troll. You're a troll.
It took me a while to figure out what a troll was.
I get the email, it's like, you are no longer allowed on this.
Do you really?
I did. They blocked me for like three months.
You and Trump getting blocked.
You off Nextdoor, him on Twitter.
Well, the most recent one. So I bought one of those ring doorbells.
And so now I'm in this ring neighborhood.
Which is quite large.
I know. I didn't click on anything. I don't remember doing anything.
Now I'm getting these damn notifications.
I've got to figure out how to turn them off.
But as people complain right now during Yuri, they're like,
does anybody have power at the corner of blah blah blah?
Does anybody? I mean, constantly.
And then now it's like... Bobcat.
You know, how do I...
That's the number one. There's a Bobcat.
Yeah, this guy was all serious.
Six coyotes just walked by my house.
I was like, I'm going to be very, very careful.
They're probably hungry because of Yuri.
Or they say Yuri, but I was like, stop.
Stop the madness.
I've got to turn that shit off.
Yeah, people, I get to say notification.
I can't tell you how many times I get Bobcat sighted.
Bobcat sighting.
And it's just little cat.
It's easier to read if you can impose a dialect on there.
Kind of like...
Oh, God. Don't.
Like an accent.
That's a little bit better, doesn't it?
Somebody...
That reminds me, somebody posted that they saw a wolf.
And somebody else goes,
I'm pretty sure that's a coyote.
Was Bernie in the background?
Yeah.
But what was so funny was...
I laughed harder at how nice that person...
How non-mean that person was trying to be.
I'm pretty sure that was a coyote.
A wolf.
A coyote.
It was a wolf.
Come on.
I'm going to log in to see how many things...
How many wolf sightings?
I'll tell you one thing I'm going to have to do with Ring is,
you know, you get that free year subscription.
It's not a year.
Oh, God. I got it for like three weeks.
Whatever. Six weeks.
I got mine for a year.
And when I say a year, I'm just saying
they give you the free cloud or whatever.
You can go back and check your shit.
And then you're done.
And I had it for a year. I guess it was a special.
It could have been.
You know, at the Costco when I bought it up there.
And now it expired and I'm like, fuck.
So now, you know, if you want your shit,
you got to pay for it.
I know it.
So I'm trying to figure out how to get around it.
Do I buy a hard drive and upload to my house?
Is that an option?
I don't think you can do that.
It's really kind of stupid though because you get the
notification that there's motion.
And you're like, oh, I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
And I don't want to take that off.
And by the time I get to my phone and I click on it
and it says live TV loading,
loading, loading, whoever's there.
Long gone.
They stole your Amazon package and they're down the road.
It's essentially a.
What's the point?
At this point, it's a doorbell with a camera.
That's exactly right.
So like when you rang the doorbell and I looked at it
and I looked to see who it is,
you'll have the no solicitation
signs up, which has helped.
Before I had that, I was getting knocked on
doors daily.
Oh, yeah. Mine's not too bad.
I don't get harassed that bad.
I don't anymore because I got the
no solicitation so I was probably covered
by snow and ice now.
Well,
I'm going to go ahead and pay for their
subscription. How much is it?
You don't want me asking. I think it's a hundred bucks
annually.
That's not too bad.
That's about what Prime Amazon is.
It's not. It's just.
Actually, it's more than that.
The nonstop beat down of all the little tiny
incremental charges
that they just nickel and dime you to death
every God-blessed day.
And really, I need to
get control of it because
I've got a lot of these charges
that are populating on my account
that I don't know what the hell they're for.
I'm going to get some Adobe Photoshop thing.
I have no idea who the hell has
Adobe Photoshop. I don't.
But yet I'm paying like thirteen dollars
a month for it. Cancel that shit.
Well, I don't know how. How the hell do I cancel it?
Call your bank account
and say, I don't have the subscription. Cancel it.
Well, I could do that.
Or contest it.
However that's supposed to happen.
Or just keep it and start making some selfies
and filtering them and put some good
pictures out there, Sean.
We need some good pictures. We need pictures for our
podcast. We're going to pass on those last dick pics you circulated.
I don't even know if we want to pull those up.
But Jeff is not. No, he is a master on pulling some horrible, horrible, horrible shots.
That was back when we were trying to develop the name of our band.
What would we ultimately decide on? Throat vomit or what is it?
No, it was dick vomit. That's what it was.
Dick vomit.
I thought it was dick crushed.
No, that was on your stomach.
Oh!
Yeah.
Boom.
Alright, there's a little backstory to that.
We don't need to tell that again.
That was horrible.
I have no idea why you said that.
I know it. I was horrified the moment it came out of my mouth.
What came out of your mouth?
Really?
Alright. Anyway.
Did you want me to put that sushi in the fridge so it doesn't like...
Are we going to eat it?
No, I'm not going to eat it.
Hey, Mr. Producer, could you run this downstairs for us?
Just stick it in the fridge, otherwise it's going to go bad.
Yeah.
I bought an extra one just in case anybody wanted it, just to make sure.
So we sampled the bourbon for the post show.
And we've got Buffalo Trace from the Buffalo Trace distilleries.
Cracked up in a new bottle.
Yeah, we needed to pop the baby open so we could get the bottle down.
Because like we've said in numerous podcasts, the bourbon is all about drinking in layers.
And really the first dip into the bottle is supposed to be the worst.
So, you know, it's kind of unfortunate.
The Noah's Mill was, even though...
Was that over here last night or two nights ago?
It was a couple nights when you had no power, you came over here and you ended up chugging a bottle of Noah's Mill.
You can fucking lie.
So it's a brand new bottle.
It's like, you know what, man, I'm going to leave...
Let's do one bourbon.
And I said, you know what, let's do Noah's Mill because it's my favorite.
And it's really strong, 115 proof.
And I said, well, pour a generous pour.
And Jeff fucking pours a generous pour.
It's like glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
When Sean says generous pour, it's usually like at least a good 12 ounces.
It's like an eight finger pour.
Yes, because if I didn't do that, Sean would be like, really? Is that it?
Anyways, I still... I ended up taking my tumbler home from here.
Which isn't legal, by the way.
Well, I didn't go on a city street.
It was all within the, you know, fuck off.
But anyways...
I mean the illegal...
That's the whole point. It doesn't leave here.
That's what I mean. The tumbler leaving.
Because you don't leave it at home, which is what you did.
I don't care that you drove it.
I still have my drink in my cup.
I still have some.
It's the podcast law.
Podcast law, you do not violate.
Yeah, it was a pretty bad one.
But you know what?
It was a shitty night because it was 25 degrees in my house.
Did it really get that low?
Well, I don't know how cold it got.
Because the thermometer...
The thermostat says it stops counting at 50.
So it was 49?
Well, when the system turned back on, it was stuck at 50 for like four hours.
So you tell me.
You know, it was ridiculous.
It had to have been down to 30.
You could like see your breath.
I thought it was in the 30s.
That's crazy.
Frankly, I'm surprised we didn't have more pipes pop.
Anyway, so this Buffalo Trace...
You know, this was one of the marquee shots that we used to always go.
And we'd say Buffalo Trace because this was the shit.
And that's kind of what was the thing behind us getting into the Bourbons.
And we ended up going to Kelly's Tavern.
And the reason why was because they had Buffalo Trace on tap.
And they had the pour.
And it was like this frozen mounted thing coming out of the bar.
And you're like, oh my God.
We just asked for three Buffalo Traces.
And he went to a tap and pulled it and dropped a huge-ass ice cube in there.
A cube.
And that was the first time I've ever had a Bourbon with a cube.
It was a tremendous experience.
And we've been trying to replicate it ever since.
They even had the little stamp on there with the little cage.
It was. It was a nice clear cube.
It was good.
Because it's distilled water.
It was distilled water.
That's right.
That's something you taught me.
It came in like a fishnet little holder.
Yeah. It comes in little...
Like six cubes in a net type thing.
There's a nylon stocking here.
Yeah, fishnet stockings.
Well, you know what? The distilled water stuff works.
I bought from Costco a little ice maker because our ice maker to the freezer-frigerator combo stopped working.
And to get the replacement part, they want like more than to buy the whole fucking refrigerator.
It's ridiculous.
They want like $300 to buy the little part to fix it.
Fuck that.
So I went to buy a little ice maker and it works great.
And I put in distilled water because I wanted the clear ice cubes.
And it does work.
It does work.
Yeah.
It works.
Like on the first one or two rounds, right?
Yeah.
Because once it starts cycling through, I guess it starts picking up impurities from somewhere, you know, which I don't get.
I mean, but so what I'm saying is that when it sucks down the distilled water, the ice cubes come out clear.
And I was excited because they come out these little...
You've seen them before.
Yeah.
These little bullets.
So you said that this thing recycles water.
So when the ice melts, it falls back into the reservoir and it gets recirculated.
And now it's cloudy.
And now it's magically cloudy.
What the hell?
So it's got to be, yeah, it's got to be impurities or shit in the bottom of your ice bin.
Just coming up.
It's brand fucking new.
I don't know how the hell that could happen.
It could be.
It's not airtight.
So I wonder if there's just shit that gets in.
I don't know.
It's some Chinese toxins that's still on the plastic.
It's Chinese fucking...
God.
Chinese toxins.
Why does it have to be Chinese?
Because I'm sure it's made in China.
Everything's fucking made in China.
You know that?
It is.
Yeah, it is.
It's disturbing.
Anyway, it's not getting any better.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
You don't think Biden's going to take it to him?
They've got some pellets in there that releases that time release strontium.
I'm sure there was a chip in there that reads all our phone data.
Yeah, well.
To make us more prepared for brainwashing.
I just wonder what that chemical was.
It's a chemical.
Strontium.
See, there it is.
There it is.
I'll tell you what, periodic table.
I thought you were full of shit.
No.
Oh, he's a scientist.
Yeah.
Strontium.
So yeah, what is that?
So is it considered a metal?
Yeah, it's alkaline earth metal.
Alkaline earth metal.
Interesting.
So and not to get way off topic here, but you know, the whole China thing, they are
huge exporters of rare metals.
Yeah.
Huge, right?
And rare metals are used in like everything, like smartphones.
Capacitors and shit like that.
You're talking about.
Little chips and stuff.
They don't call those rare, do they call it rare metals?
Rare earth minerals.
Yes, and so.
There are certain ones that, that, that capacitize or I don't know what the hell they're
called.
Yeah, precious metals.
It's not precious metals.
They're called.
They're called rare metals.
I thought they were rare metals.
They're precious like gold and stuff.
Yes, and silver and platinum, but there's other ones that are.
Designed for circuitry.
Correct.
Or, yeah, and this is they're huge in space, they're huge in defense, well, more than anything
in defense, like our specialized weapons and stuff like that.
Well, China is not stupid.
China knows that.
So China is clamping down on the exports.
Well, making sure the US doesn't get it right there.
Also our number one provider of medicines.
Oh, yeah.
You see, it's a change.
And Trump recognized all that and started making huge.
He put an executive order to open up US mining for rare metals and stuff.
And I don't know if I'm sure that's been shut down.
Probably the one thing they did by did shoot down.
I don't know which, which executive order this was, but you know, to get the, what is
the, the, the diabetes medicine that you take insulin, the insulin, you know, they got the
price down to, I don't know what 60 bucks and he was down.
I don't know if you, yeah, the price went up is what I'm getting at.
I don't know if you reversed it, but the price went up and that was what the feedback was
on, on one of these social media.
Yeah.
What I saw, what I saw, I saw that in several places that they were paying 60 bucks a month
and now it's over $600 a month.
Yeah.
It's ridiculous.
It doesn't even make sense.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
All right.
So I know we're talking about the politics.
We're supposed to be skimming off this thing.
We're going to, we're going to move on to, you know, we can't help it.
We're just so angry.
We wanted to talk about the medicines.
It's a lot of driving this way to, you know, to try to, you know, it's all part of your
life.
Some people have to take the medicine for, you know, but you don't have to take, you
take something that helps as a supplement and it's testosterone and you've been taking
it on a regular basis up to six years, right?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I thought, I thought it wouldn't be, it wouldn't hurt to share this
with, with, you know, a lot of our lists are dudes like us, right?
We're all, we're all, we're all aging.
.us.
We're all aging dudes, right?
And I think there's a big craze about low T,
this and that, and so I looked into it,
and I had low T, and so I went to my urologist,
and we talked about it, and there's a lot
of different options out there,
and I decided to do the whole-
Did you say gynecologist?
I went to my gynecologist.
Proctologist.
Oh.
Yep, I went to my OB.
I didn't realize the proctology.
How'd they test for that?
I don't know.
Anyway, but yeah, so we talked about-
They scraped the sample off your belly.
They checked the rings.
You definitely have low T, you have only one ring.
See, this is the deal.
Paul's gotta put up with us now,
because Paul is, he's taking a break
from exposing his liver to our weekly podcast.
Not really a liver thing.
It's more of a heart thing.
Well, whatever.
You're taking a break, which is fine.
The liver's a nice side effect.
We need to do that once in a blue moon.
Just not now.
Not tonight.
No, not tonight.
Not during URI.
No, no, surprisingly, it's kind of crazy,
like I said, with the period, whatever.
All right, so talk about the program.
Yeah, well, no, I mean, also,
there's obviously testosterone's hugely important, right?
So for males especially, right?
It's important for females, too.
I don't think a lot of people know that.
But it's all about the balance
between testosterone and estrogen, even in males.
So yeah, it can make a difference.
Testosterone does, it's obviously for metabolism,
it's for mental focus, it's for,
if you're trying to work out and stay healthy,
it's for muscle, for building muscle.
I mean, it's for a lot of things.
It's not just-
Boners.
And it's for big, big boners.
You sincerely endorse this as a viable, necessary thing.
Well, I mean, it makes a difference, right?
I mean, so- Man boobs.
But you do have to be careful.
You do have to be careful,
because there are some things that they,
every single time you're on testosterone,
they check two things.
Your blood has a possibility of getting thick, right?
And I don't, I don't,
what, I sounded almost Australian there.
I don't know why.
Crikey.
I don't know why, but your blood gets thick.
On the Barbie.
That's not a knife.
The hell's going on?
I don't know.
I looked down at my phone for a second,
you guys are-
And I went Australia.
We were.
I went all Australian.
We went down under.
Wow.
And anyway, so I mean, your blood can get thick, and-
And your balls shrink.
And the balls can shrink.
And also your prostate can,
that's why they check your prostate a lot.
It can enlarge.
So anyway, so those are the things you have to-
So when it enlarges,
does that make you more susceptible for prostate cancer?
Or is that just a side effect, the prostate gets enlarged?
And what does that do?
Does that inhibit your peeing?
It should be the opposite, right?
You know what, I'm not sure.
I just know that it's something they want to watch.
They want to check your blood a lot,
and they want to check your prostate.
Well that's one thing,
because I asked my doctor-
That's always fun.
Well I asked my doctor about it.
I think most of us enjoy that.
I'm really trying to hold back.
My doctor is kind of against the testosterone therapy,
because she said there's side effects,
and prostate was one of them.
Like there's something you really get.
She's like the centers, they way overdo it.
They pump you full of testosterone.
She goes, she has many patients that come in here
who went through that, who have prostate issues now.
Yep, and so I did a lot of research on this, right?
And again, I said it's a red blood,
a red blood stickiness, and it's a prostate thing.
And what these, a lot of these places do,
even urologists do, is they give you a shot once a month,
or a shot that's for every two weeks.
And it's this massive dose that over time kind of,
you know, reduces, reduces, reduces.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, that's not what your body does.
Your body doesn't produce one gigantic squirt
of testosterone, and then a month later,
you get another squirt.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
I'm not thinking hormones, right?
No, but seriously, so here's what I did,
a lot of research on this.
She'd be happy once a month, John.
Right.
Once a month squirt.
You give her a squirt every eight months.
Kind of builds up.
Anyway, so I did my research, and I thought to myself,
I'm not doing a...
Boo!
Oh, wow.
Anyway, go ahead.
Okay, yeah.
Do you get a warning, or does it just happen?
She wakes up in the middle of the night
with a frickin' glazed donut face.
Oh.
Okay.
There you have it.
Yeah, it's like a Krispy Kreme.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Wow.
Do you want to throw the word out of the day, or?
No, I'm good.
You're good?
You're gonna hold it for a while?
Yeah, all right.
Because there's certain words that...
Yeah.
That Jeff has to say in every podcast.
Yeah.
And it's quite disturbing.
No, you said it last time.
You did say it last time.
Well, I finished it.
All right, all right, all right.
So you scraped the shit off your stomach, now what?
Yes.
No, so I mean, I researched it a lot,
and I wasn't gonna do that spike thing, you know?
Where you can have a stroke
because your blood gets out of control,
or your prostate can blah, blah, blah,
or you feel crazy, right?
I mean, it messes with brain chemistry, too.
All right, let me ask this.
Let me just pause this for a second.
So is there ever a time where someone gets testosterone
that they go into some sort of,
I'm gonna use the word steroid.
You know how people take too many steroids?
They're like...
Steroid rage.
Is there like a testosterone rage?
Absolutely can happen if your levels are too high, yeah.
Well, steroids are testosterone.
They are.
So is that similar?
It's an anabolic steroid.
Yes.
So is that something similar
that you experienced with the heart,
what are they called?
Defibulat, affibulat, what?
Afib, so it's atrial defibrillabration, defibrillation.
Defibrillation.
It's when your heart rate is erratic.
Erratic.
Yeah.
I'm gonna ask you to attempt to say that one more time.
You have an erotic heart rate.
Not that part you said.
Fuck, very erotic heart rate.
Defibulatic, defibulat, atrial?
Atrial.
De-
Afibulation.
Atrial defibrillation.
Contribution.
Yeah.
Those are two different words.
Atrial ejaculation.
All right, well that's the one I'm familiar with.
Do we circle back to Larry Flint here?
Yes.
Circle back.
Inevitably we will.
Atrial fibrillation.
Everything comes back to Larry Flint.
It's atrial fibrillation.
There it is.
Fib-
Circled back.
That's a hard word to kind of say.
It is a hard word.
That's why they say afib.
Yeah.
Because it's easier.
Rightfully so.
So it's an irregular heart rate.
Yeah, well that, yeah.
And it can be very, it's not fun.
That could scare you.
Yeah, my heart rate got up to about 150 beats per minute.
And I am usually around 55 to 60.
Oh fuck, man.
Yes, and it's-
That's my heart rate walking up the stairs.
It creeped me out.
What, 55 or 150?
Well, I mean that would've been different.
If I was exerting myself, that was one thing.
I was sitting in bed with a laptop on my lap working,
and I was like, okay, something's not right here.
I had no vibrators, nothing was happening.
No, no foam was happening.
So probes.
Warm.
Wow.
Yeah.
That kind of described it.
I didn't realize it.
Yes, I didn't realize it.
That CD-ROM started spinning, you were like,
ah, it's a spray, it'll be.
Yeah, my heart rate's out of control.
No, it's not what happened.
Anyway, so could it have contributed to that?
Possibly.
It's important to get your blood tested
and find out what your levels are,
because here's the other thing.
There is no normal for anybody.
That's what my wife always was saying.
She was wanting my sons to go get their blood tested
when they're like 25, when you're peak testosterone.
What is your peak?
Your peak testosterone may be totally different than yours.
You operate at 600, you might be 800, you might be zero.
He has a vagina.
Yeah, right.
Seriously, it's almost like you don't know
what your normal is.
So now when you become 50, you're like,
you want to go back to what your testosterone levels were
when you were early 20s or 30s,
and you don't know what that was
because you never tested it.
So anyway, that's an interesting thing.
But they do know what normal is,
and normal is a ridiculous range.
It's like I said, 300 to 800 is considered normal.
Well, normal for you, as I was saying,
you might have 300 and you feel like shit.
You're sluggish, you have mental fog.
And you know what, your body, your normal might be 650.
But the doctor says, no, no, no, you're in the normal range.
So it's really all about how you feel.
So it's a trial and error thing,
and you have to kind of tinker with it,
adjust your dosages, and definitely not do the bullshit
where it's one shot per month.
So I do, I self-inject every three and a half days.
So I get a, and it's a low dose.
Three and a half days.
Three and a half days, I try.
I mean, it's kind of hard to keep up with that, right?
So I mean, if I do it Monday morning,
it's Tuesday morning, Wednesday morning,
Thursday night, Monday morning and Thursday night.
You know what I mean?
It's not complicated, but you gotta keep up with it.
And how do you, go through the process.
I mean, you've got the fluid, and it's in a vessel.
They give you a vial.
And you've got your syringes.
Are these one-time use syringes?
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, syringes and needles.
You can get them at the regular pharmacy.
And he sticks it in his van's deference.
I stick it in my throat.
Yeah.
The eyes roll back in your head,
and you just kind of go back into the day.
Yes.
Your van's deference.
I stick it in my gluteus maximus.
So is your, the van's deference, isn't that like,
closer to the balls,
that's the tube that you're,
the tube that your sailors come out of.
Yes, that's where he shoots it.
That's like right before the caliper's gland.
Wow, I do not stick it in my vas deferens.
So you stick it in your butt.
So you use, do you normally use your left hand,
right hand, do you switch butts?
Does one get sore?
Now we're getting really detailed here.
Do you have an alcohol swab, like the doctors,
and you rub your bottom?
I do.
Does your wife ever do it for you?
No, she doesn't need to.
Some people can't handle needles, right?
But I'm not going, I mean, how inconvenient is it
to go to the urologist, you know,
every three and a half days, or every four days,
or twice a week?
Well, I'm not doing that.
I'm just doing it for the stomach.
That's good.
Now, speaking of the stomach,
can you, some people do their insulin in their stomach.
Can you do that shot in your stomach, for example?
So this shot is a, it's a longer needle.
So I would say no.
So you jam it?
So you jam it all the way in?
Yeah, I do, yeah.
Is it, well, needles come in gauges, right?
They do.
It's a 23 gauge.
It's a two gauge.
So is that a thin or a?
It's an inch long, 23 gauge needle.
That's a little bit, that's a little bit thinner
than a telephone copper.
Yeah, it's really thin.
It's really skinny.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
So anyway, and you get used to,
you know what your dose is.
You know how much you're getting in that dose.
Does it ever get infected?
It hasn't yet.
No.
It's a little, I mean, because I haven't done it,
it's kind of scary to think about that.
Yeah, yeah, no, it is a first,
but once you get it, it becomes.
But there's other ways that you could get it.
You don't have to inject.
You got patch and.
There's patch and pellets.
And pellets are.
Isn't there an aromatic one where you inhale it?
Kind of like an asthmatic inhaler?
I have never heard of that.
Like a mist?
Yeah.
Like a nebulizer?
Yes, thank you.
That's the word, nebulizer.
I have never heard of that, but I don't know.
But a pellet, that would be injected into your arm?
Those are typically in the butt as well.
In the butt and just.
Yeah, but those aren't those like,
those are time released stuff.
That's correct, correct.
And that's the stuff that's to keep stuff, right?
So it's good for like three months or six months
or something like that.
But those are a good way to do it because it's a steady,
like I said, you're not getting that power dose.
But you're getting one squirt.
Is that the one squirt he's talking about?
The pellet?
No, the pellets are a.
More of a constant.
Slow, constant, steady release, which is good.
That's basically what I'm doing with my three and a half days
of self-injecting, a very low dose.
Well.
It's basically the same thing.
So doing the pellet just saves you
from having to do the injection,
but you get the same constant effect.
That's what my.
And the same thing with the patch, right?
You still, it's.
I'm not so sure about the patch.
I would imagine it's a slow release as well,
but it's probably not as effective.
Okay, so why would someone choose injection
versus pellet versus patch?
What's makes, what is the typical decision factor?
I think it's personal preference, really.
I mean, my urologist was like, why do you want.
If someone says I don't want to be sticking a needle
in myself to do the patch. Absolutely.
And even my urologist was like, why do you want to do this?
Just do the pellets.
But no, okay, because I would think the doctor would say,
well, hey, they're all the same.
So just do it.
You know, don't put yourself through,
you know, sticking a needle in yourself
every three and a half days.
Right.
Unless it's a better way of getting it.
So here's the other thing.
I like to have control over it.
Okay, and so with the pellets, yes,
it's a nice steady constant release,
but I asked him, so how long do they last
and how does it know exactly how much to do?
And he was like, well, it's not an exact science.
For some people it lasts three months.
For some people it lasts up to five months.
And I'm like, that's not what I want.
I want to control what my level is.
And if my level's too high,
like when I go get my blood tested,
if I find out it's too high, I can do one of two things.
I can go every five days or I can half my dose
and stick on the three and a half days.
I like to have the control.
So you gotta go get your blood tested.
Yes. How often?
He, I think it's only like once every six months,
but now that I just started up and I'm having, you know,
I want to make sure that's AFib is not related to that.
But you go into one of those labs, get your blood drawn
and send it to the doctor.
Absolutely.
And you don't even, and so what he wants, interesting,
what he wants you to do is go the day before
you are starting your, you're going to have your next shot.
So he wants you at the lowest point,
because remember when you take the shot,
it's got like a shelf life or a half life
and it starts out at its highest level
and then it starts to go down, starts to go down,
starts to go down and then it's not at zero.
You do your next shot.
And so you're, you know what I'm saying?
It kind of drifts down and goes up, drifts down,
drifts down and so he wants you to get your blood tested
at the lowest point before you're going to do your next shot.
Because that's, if that level's way too high,
then he knows it's even higher
when you first take the shot, right?
So anyway, so that's how often.
I had gone out on my job and
and I met this guy and he was sharing with me
because he was asking me about my diet stuff
because I'm kind of a tubby dude.
And he kind of just shared his story.
He felt compelled to tell me.
And he said that he used to be just like me.
And he started taking the testosterone
and described it exactly the way you're taking it.
He didn't take the pellets, he did the shot.
He administered it himself.
And he said within a month, everything turned around.
In terms of metabolism.
Everything started clicking.
He said he didn't even really need to work out.
He worked out on a regular basis,
but he says he didn't even really need
to work out that much.
He wasn't working out as hard as he could.
He just said the weight started falling off,
my diet just, I didn't feel like eating certain things.
And he says my attitude changed.
I became more engaged.
My attention span was different.
It's just I became more compassionate.
It's like across the board, it's like,
I don't know, and he was explaining to me,
if you don't do this, you're a fool.
It basically was insinuating.
And I think I came back from that particular job
and I think I cornered you and started asking you
about that.
And I never did follow up with that
because look, man, I'm still tubby
and no one likes to be tubby.
And I've been challenged trying to redirect
my body for fucking 20 years.
And it's a losing battle because the food's there
and even though we exercise,
we don't exercise as much as we do,
but we do at least once a week,
sometimes two, three times a week.
For you to overcome.
So here's the other double whammy.
So we produce estrogen too.
Like I said, there's a balance of estrogen and testosterone.
We are producing estrogen.
And most of our estrogen comes from belly fat.
I have a ton of estrogen.
But I'm just saying.
Guys, I'm dead serious.
It's like an oil well.
So seriously, it's a double whammy because not only are you,
Eureka.
Yeah, it's a double whammy
because not only are you gaining weight,
but you're also screwing up your testosterone,
estrogen balance.
And that weight that you're gaining on your stomach
is producing more estrogen.
And then you get the moves, the moves kick in.
You got the belly kick in.
You got no.
That doesn't make sense.
I mean, I get what you're saying,
but how can you,
it doesn't fit the narrative what this guy was sharing.
And you're not saying that's necessarily gonna happen.
You're saying it could be a result, right?
Yeah.
Ribbit.
I'm saying of gaining weight and having belly fat.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we already have that.
So you're saying it's gonna get worse.
You produce more estrogen.
Yes.
Because of our fat bellies.
So what's the incentive of me getting on this testosterone
if it's gonna make me fat?
No, no, no, no.
No.
I'm saying the opposite.
I'm saying when you don't have testosterone
and you get become fat,
you produce more estrogen.
More estrogen screws up the balance even worse
of what testosterone.
So here's another thing that happens.
When you produce testosterone, like I said,
actually it's the testosterone
that gets converted into estrogen, right?
And when you screw up that balance
and it is produced,
it's more and more and more of your testosterone
is going to estrogen.
And then you're getting less of the testosterone
into your body for your muscles,
for the brain fog you were talking about.
So I mean, think about this way, right?
Think about your 25 year old self.
What was your energy?
What was your mental focus?
What was your metabolism?
Like how much, and who knows how much of that is just
being young versus.
Sean was a walking erection.
Do what?
Sean was a walking erection.
Oh yeah.
Well we all were, weren't we?
Oh yeah.
Well, sure.
I mean, and how much of that was
just the right testosterone balance?
Who knows, right?
I mean, some of it might have been,
we were just young, right?
Young selves and young this and young that.
Right.
But it's a real thing.
I do.
I'm gonna look into it some more
and I'm gonna keep talking
because I have to go in and get a physical here soon
because when I get my shoulder surgery,
I need to have a physical within the last six months
and I didn't get one last year
because of the fucking COVID.
So I need to go in and get one.
And I'm gonna talk to her about it again
and when I get my blood test,
I'm gonna say test my testosterone again.
That's so weird.
You keep saying that.
I was gonna hit on that, the female doctor.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I don't know, I've never done that
and it just seems, I don't know.
Jeff likes it, she's got very small hands.
Yes, that's why I'm like, I don't wanna.
It makes his penis look big.
I don't want a dude sticking his finger up my butt.
I'd rather have the small.
You'd rather have a female finger up your butt.
I don't want anyone to do it.
But if I have to have a choice,
the small finger is better than the big sausage thumb
that Sean experienced.
For real?
That was a, that was.
Is that really torture?
Yes.
Did that really go into your decision
to get a female doctor?
You don't want a male doctor's big finger up your bottom.
Correct.
That's so dumb.
Talk to Sean.
I sure, hey, look, hold on.
You popped an O-ring.
Well, he popped an O-ring, yeah.
I couldn't shit right, good for a month, man.
Never had those problems.
What the hell?
I was farting like.
Was he the Andre the Giant?
I mean, who the fuck stuck their finger up your ass?
I'll try to, I've already.
Six five X football player.
I talked about this on a prior podcast,
but I'll give the cliff notes of it on this one.
So I went to, you know, I was getting to the age
where it was necessary for me
to start getting a prostate check.
So I did my research and I had found these,
an Indian doctor, because I went looking for somebody
that has small fingers, so.
My motivation as well.
That was the motivation behind it.
Same motivation as me.
I want a different route.
That is, and there's a way to actually,
there's like a directory of small hands.
Doctors?
It was a task.
That should be a criteria.
I had to go out there.
You haven't seen those commercials?
Come see me.
I've got little hands.
Well, so my wife, unbeknownst to me,
and knew that I was setting up an appointment
and she interjected and she was like,
no, I've got this doctor for you.
So we, she set up a point with the doctor
and the doctor booms into the room
and he's a really nice guy.
He's just a huge fucking person.
You know, he's like six foot five.
I don't know.
Just a huge, huge.
I'm smelling exaggeration all over this story.
He's palming a basketball.
Yeah, it looks shakes my hand.
If my hand, it looks like a tennis ball.
It was like a bushel of bananas.
It was just thinking that's about to be in my ass.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I started getting lightheaded.
And now the erection's back, problem solved.
And he goes, I never had a problem with that.
And he says, they just don't make gloves big enough for me.
Well, he's got one on each finger.
So plus look around, it got worse.
OK, so I went to go see him and he did his thing
and he was coming up and it was like, whatever, it's done.
Fucker.
So it finished and then the wife's like,
well, it's time to go back.
And I'm like, what do you mean?
Did he at least call you the next day?
Yeah.
There's so many jokes on that.
And I tell you, we got to go back and find that podcast
because this is some funny content to it.
So it turned out is that my wife,
the frequency in which you're supposed to go see the doctor
to get your prostate checked seemed
to be in question for my wife.
She's like, well, you need to go several times a year.
I'm like, I didn't think that was the deal.
I thought it was maybe once a year.
So imagine I'm going to this doctor
and the wife is telling me you need
to go every three months.
So I'm going to this doctor every three months
for him to stick his hands.
This is like a relationship.
So the last time I went, you know,
he got his third knuckle in there.
And he blew an O-ring.
And I shared that.
I was kind of, yeah, it was so bad
that I haven't gone back to him.
In fact, I just recently, that was two years ago.
And I just recently went back to him
because I need to get my shit together.
But that scarred me.
Maybe he just sprained his finger skiing or something.
Whatever.
You know, there are certain relationships
you just can't break away from.
That poor doctor probably thought
that I had something that, you know.
Pulling on his finger.
Yeah, he's swollen.
Mr. Murphy, you realize we only have to do this once a year.
And he's probably complaining that you jacked up his finger.
Yeah.
It's the fifth time this week.
Oh, God, I jammed my finger and you winched.
Why'd you winch?
That's it's too in the stink.
Not what?
How does it go?
Because you know, you talk about the shocker.
Yeah.
It's something different there.
But yeah, I mean, that's.
It was torturous.
I do.
It was a learning experience for sure.
I have the lady doctors do it.
That is so odd.
Well, then you're going to have to go to her.
If you're going to do testosterone,
you're going to have to go to a lady.
Or is she hot?
But this is a this is your general practitioner.
Does she look like Dr.
Ruth Westheimer?
She's four feet tall with a furrow.
Whatever the hell kind of hair she had.
You got to put your beard.
She talked like a flathead.
She was from Germany, wasn't she?
This is Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
You're on to air.
Dr. Ruth was one of the first sex therapists.
No, she's not.
It's almost like that.
She's still around.
I think she passed away.
No, it is.
She's dead.
She had her own show, though.
Dr. Ruth, T.H. Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
And she has her own.
She just went by Dr. Ruth.
Well, it was Dr. Ruth.
Yeah.
Hi, this is Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
Four foot, seven inches.
And these guys would call in.
She's passed it.
She's still alive.
Good for her.
When was she born?
28?
Good Lord.
Yeah, well, she's very comical.
You think she's still active?
Where's the picture of her hands?
There.
Look at that.
Boy.
We already talked about this.
Look at those fingers.
You'll last a bit like this.
Tell me how you do it.
Oh, she was.
She get into it.
Oh, yeah.
She is just she's very blunt.
You take your tip of your finger,
and you put it in here.
And at the same time, you sneeze.
The fuck is that?
I just wanted to see you do it.
Yeah.
You asked if she's still active.
Remember what we talked about, that assisted living
or retirement centers, retirement communities.
It's a huge sex.
Oh, I heard about this.
Like in Florida, just retirement communities are like STD farms.
Wow.
They are.
Big time.
Well, it's because they share condoms.
They share a lot of things.
They share a lot of bodily fluids.
So Dr. Ruth, she had her own show,
about gonorrhea, for the sex therapy.
But she also.
I'm going to die in a year anyway.
She would do these.
These with these commercials, those show commercials
where infomercial.
Yeah, hot dogs.
Well, almost.
She would do them for sexual pleasure toys.
And that was the whole thing.
She would do all the sponsors for the show.
And like, this one is brought to you by the Snow Bunny.
And it's got like, you know, she would talk about, oh, look,
it's got the beads and it spins.
Oh, it spins.
It spins.
It was fricking hilarious.
I had this old woman.
She's like in her 80s fondling.
She was your age in the 80s.
She made it like, you know, so normal for people to buy.
So when you were listed to her, she was your age.
You are now.
It's creepy.
Because I lived in Germany when we started listening to her.
And the sold, because she broadcasted in Germany.
And the soldiers there, base would call in.
And you could tell, because they were like, my girlfriend.
I remember one was like, my girlfriend
likes to put onion rings around my penis.
And she goes, oh, how many other rings can she get surrounded?
And she would totally just dive in.
It was funny.
That is funny.
Anyways, Dr. Ruth, hats off to you.
Continue?
Well, I mean, I think this all started
when you were worried about popping a no ring.
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Anyway, so that's what we have.
So we got to go.
We got to go to a urologist to get this prescription.
You should.
So you got to first probably go get a physical
from your general practitioner.
Get a, you refer to urologist.
You don't, well, I mean, you don't have to.
I mean, I guess, I mean, I just, I go straight.
I picked a urologist and just went there.
But you didn't have, so you can make the appointment.
You don't need a referral?
I don't.
I guess it depends on insurance, that kind of stuff, maybe.
I don't know.
But are you saying you need a referral?
Well, I just, it seems like when you go to a specialist,
you usually have to get referred by your general practitioner.
I guess maybe the insurance may dictate some of that.
So what's the ballpark cost on getting the test?
So obviously, different pharmacies
can charge different amounts.
But I would need to, I would need to kind of pair.
$240 a year.
So it's $80 for a viral, for a vial.
Viral.
Viral, viral.
Is that pre or post Trump administration?
Oh, that's a good point.
That's so sad.
That is sad.
Could be $800 bucks next month.
Well, I mean, it was the same amount,
pretty much the same amount during Obama.
So I mean, because I've been doing this for a while.
So that's $320.
He was big on screwing people, so maybe get the cost down.
Maybe.
All right, so I think it's $85 for the vial.
And I think the vial lasts, I mean, I would have to.
So about three months?
I think so.
If it's $85, that's $350.
$80 a syringe.
That's $30 a month.
And the syringes are like $12, and they give you
a whole bunch of them.
So that's not a big deal.
Are they complementary?
They what?
Are the needles complementary?
No, no, they're not.
They aren't San Francisco.
But they're not really expensive.
They hand out needles to the druggies.
Well, they're trying to cut down on STDs, right?
Yeah, but they end up all over the streets.
Oh, I know.
It's ridiculous.
It's an example of legislation that has good intent.
It goes bad.
Anyway.
Just about everything in California.
Yeah, just say California.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I would have to kind of look at the cost.
So maybe $100 a month?
Or every three months?
It sounds like it's going to be around $500.
It sounds ish.
A year?
Yeah, a year, annually.
It's not bad.
I mean, I don't think it's that bad.
Especially if it gives back.
If it gives back and it improves the quality of life,
then I think it's well worth it.
Oh, for sure.
And that's really the angle is to, if it's good,
that's the angle.
I just need to lose my fat.
Well, and be happier.
And give you that chutzpah, that year, that yearn for life,
and the engagement.
I want to be more engaged in my life.
And I'm tired of being stagnant.
Energy, energy, focus, all that good stuff.
A lot of successful people that I know, not a lot,
but they take testosterone.
Yeah.
And again, you've got to go into this.
In my opinion, I think every man should own how they feel,
what their levels are.
They should be in control.
This is going to be a weird question,
but does it impact your frequency in which you make love?
Yeah, we can go that angle.
Lobito shoots through the roof.
Wow.
So your wife is like, you getting a shot today?
She moves out.
It's shot day.
I mean, definitely, I'm the one asking for it more often now.
So you push the needle in, and the bone just kind of
goes the other way, right?
As soon as you put it in.
Yeah.
And you walk around, honey.
Walk around like a government mule.
I mean, you know, again, think back
to when you were in your 20s, man.
And you wake up in the morning, you're like, whoa,
what's going on here?
I mean, it's real.
It's a real deal.
It kind of feels that way again.
And so on that same topic, I really
haven't used Viagra or anything like that,
but it sounds like this is almost kind of a little bit.
Well, I wouldn't think so, but I guess
you think about the Viagra or a Cialis or whatever those are
would be more just specific to that versus what you're doing
kind of addresses numerous things.
Yeah, it does.
I think it does.
Yeah, the Viagra is, you have to take it,
and then I think 30 minutes later it starts working.
Right.
Is that right?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know either, but you know.
I'm sure it's got to plan.
Excuse you, is it instant?
No, I think it's like you have to plan.
You have to plan for it.
Oh, you're talking about Viagra?
Yeah, we're talking about Viagra.
It's like you have to plan it once,
and it took like 30 minutes, and then it's
not necessarily that it made me erect.
It made it like us flaccid.
It was like a pool noodle.
Yeah, it was just.
We're really sharing a lot tonight.
You could stick it behind your ear.
Oh, wow.
Really?
It was like silly putty.
It's kind of like a raw hot dog.
Not worse, but you know, Kielbasa.
Now we're talking.
Now, I put.
Kalachi, you know, what bread?
Get back to your cornstarch.
So I'll tell you what, but my experience
taking that one time is it didn't really.
I want to say it was like for a couple hours.
It just kind of I want to say stimulated
the blood in that area.
It's not necessarily that it made me aroused.
It's kind of a job.
No recovery, though.
Cheat.
Because it allowed you to be erect longer.
In other words, you know, it did increase the performance time.
It wasn't a one.
It wasn't a one and done to three.
That's a 50%.
Yeah, I was able to get like 10 thrusts.
But you know, I find that fascinating that they can
they can make a pill that triggers the exact mechanism
in your body that makes blood flow to that engorges you.
It also amazing to you.
It also increases blood flow to your your nasal area
for some reason and your ears.
So really, yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people.
You get so you have a reaction in these big ears.
But that's what the reading was about.
So you have like a throbbing nose.
You look so goofy.
She turns away from you.
Yeah, you got a hard day.
You can hear really well.
You're like, what the fuck is going on?
Did you just queef?
Oh, my God, she's home.
Wow.
It's terrible.
And terrible.
But anyway, that's that is that I just I find it interesting.
So, you know, so Sean's going to get his first shot next week.
Well, you know, yeah, not maybe not next week,
but I'm definitely interested, definitely interested.
Yeah.
It kind of sounds like we all are.
Well, I'm stuck in a pattern.
You know, more engaged in life.
And I don't know if it's just the rat race.
I don't know if it's, you know, where we're at.
I don't know. It's age.
It's all of us.
It's a need for therapy.
Or is it simply a chemical either correction?
Like people have chemicals in their bodies that like we're taking drugs.
I'm just saying your body is comprised of you react from the chemicals
of the food you eat and you know, it's garbage, garbage out.
And by the way, the alcohol you drink, I have read it over and over again.
No, I hate to say it, but testosterone production
is destroyed by alcohol production, alcohol consumption.
Really? It is.
That's going to be a tough battle for you.
Think how high you're something yesterday that shocked the shit out of me.
I came over to to Jeff's house and I needed to go take some stuff
to my daughter, some food and stuff because of the Yuri.
And they handed me a glass like this filled with Captain Morgan's.
And I know I've mentioned this before in the past, but I drank it
I drank it and I immediately said, was this water down?
It was.
Yeah, no, I get it.
You're drinking like straight, straight liquor and like, oh, this isn't strong.
I know this is a water.
It was it was alcohol for sure.
But it was kind of like I taste it all.
That's caramel and some little hint of vanilla.
Oh, in the spice.
This was made in 2012.
Right.
And a little Kalani.
The Jamaican queen, the sugar queen, Lulu Kalani.
No, is that her name?
I have no idea.
I don't know either.
I don't know where you're coming from right now.
I think Lulu Kalani, I may be wrong.
I'm pretty sure I'm right, though.
There's the sugar queen of Jamaica who exported tons and tons of sugar for rum.
Nice, is she the one who Lillie Lou?
If you remember the old.
Bugs Bunny cartoons, they'd have the the dancer with like the banana hat.
She was always the Latin singer for
Puerto Rican or Bahama or something like that.
I wasn't allowed to watch cartoons when I was little.
Oh, yeah. You don't want to talk about that's right.
Cartoons are off limits for you.
And Paul's got some sort of weird anti-Hannah Barbera cartoon thing.
Well, we just had an episode where we hammered it so hard that it was like
it was like one minute uncomfortable the entire time.
You made it unbearable.
Yeah, I think I did.
Actually, I think it was the the excrement shooting dinosaurs, triceratops.
What the hell was that thing called?
What show was that from?
No, we don't talk about it.
Is that Ghost Pirates?
Ghost Pirates.
And then you had the cell, the celluloids.
Not celluloids, Hercules.
Right. There we go.
Ron, you weren't exposed to any of that shit.
Jabberjaw.
I do your jabberjaw.
No, don't do it.
Jabber jabber jabber.
Every episode, there it is.
It's better than creamy boob.
Yeah, it is.
Check it off the list, boys and girls.
I said it along with but loose.
Let's just get them all out.
All right.
Well, we got the secondary bourbon pulled out just in case.
We're not ready for it, but we've got rebel yell.
It's a staple.
It's ready.
I'm not going to rush mine, but if you do take a poll on it,
I think it's a great bourbon.
We've talked about that bourbon before.
Yeah, it's you can't go wrong with it.
It's definitely especially you can't go wrong with it.
It plus it's only 80 proof.
And you would think, you know, it definitely is a testimony for a lot of the
bourbons out there that are 80 proof that don't taste as good as this.
And this one's some awards, right?
It was named number one for a I don't remember.
Jeff, you had mentioned that it won the rebel one hundred did.
Oh, there's there's a hundred proof rebel.
Yes. Oh, I have the total one doesn't have that small batch.
Do rebel one hundred bourbon.
There you go. Oh, we got to find that somehow.
What if we can drive to Kentucky for the weekend and come back?
Well, you have your tier one friends
going to tell them so we can fly this.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Fly out. Yeah. That won a bunch of awards this past year or a couple of years ago.
You guys have been hiding this from me.
I didn't know this rebel one hundred existed.
Look, go down. It's a defiantly smooth wheat bourbon.
Hold on. So go down one more right there.
Defiantly smooth, the weeded bourbon.
Look at that. How much is that?
Twenty four ninety nine.
Know what it says? It's good price.
And can we buy it on this website?
Can you do that?
Can you? I don't think you can buy liquor.
Sure you can. They'll deliver to Texas.
Well, then what the hell are we doing?
We don't drive to Kentucky. Let's just buy the shit online.
Yeah. Keep going with that. What's wrong with that?
Go scroll up. How much does it get purchased?
I think 25 bucks.
Plus credit card is on the computer.
Yeah. Oh, sorry.
I didn't know that your credit card was on there.
And I just bought the entire website for 10 years.
Sorry about that.
Hold on. I didn't apologize, first of all.
And secondly, I didn't buy for 10 years.
Or did I? That was one month.
No, I think I bought it for two years.
You know, what thing I notice about this bottle
is it just says rebel on it.
There's no yell.
Oh, what the hell? Why do we keep saying rebel yell?
I don't. You're right.
Well, that says rebel yell right there.
Oh, well, it says rebel yell on the top of the bottle here.
Oh, there we go. Look, it's it's attack. It's
a embossed. Yeah, it's tactile.
It's embossed. It's embossed.
It doesn't say it there either.
Just as it says rebel, rebel, rebel.
Nice on the bottle, though.
I'm going to see if I can't order that.
Yeah, please do.
I've had wine delivered.
Yeah. Oh, really?
Did you contact your sommelier to bring your wine?
Yes, my sommelier.
Great Mars Rover landing tomorrow.
I haven't heard the fucking thing landed.
No, this is a big deal.
So I don't know how many years in the making this is,
but NASA is going to put a rover on the surface of Mars tomorrow night.
This is NASA or SpaceX. It was two weeks.
This is no, this is NASA.
So this is this is the deal where the thing goes through the atmosphere
and it flies to it.
It it knows it scopes out what the landing area is, like a flat area.
It's smart enough to do this.
And it goes over there and it lowers the rover down on cables
and then it retracts them, flies away and crashes in a safe, safe place.
Crazy. Theoretically. Hold on.
This whole thing takes seven minutes.
Why is so this vessel, this this machine comes out of the sky
and it's kind of like the Sesame Street
dropping the letter N down on top of the mountain, right?
Something I didn't see that episode, but yes, sounds just like it.
Case and he's not lonely anymore.
Oh, Danny. All right.
So anyway, the ship comes out of the sky, drops on the rover, parachutes.
Yeah. Oh, parachutes.
So it just expels it and then kills itself.
And then it comes through the atmosphere on parachutes to slow it down.
Yeah. And then it gets rid of the parachutes and it fires thrusters
to slow its descent even more.
And then it finds a place to put the rover down on its own.
A totally autonomous finds a place to and it lowers the rover down on cables,
retracts the cables, thrusts away and crashes.
OK, so that's the part that I'm not understanding.
That doesn't make sense to me. Why wouldn't it just land?
Well, because the whole purpose of this whole thing is to put the rover
on the surface. This thing is just a vehicle to get it there.
That's it. Its purpose is to get it there.
Or if they use it and they're getting rid of that thing.
I think if it wants to come home.
Do what? No, it's the hell it doesn't want to.
Anyway, this is the whole thing takes seven minutes.
And of course, they have no communication, right?
While it happens.
So they have to sit there and wait. How have they tested this?
I'm sure they have. Yeah. And prosper.
They've got a huge site up there. Oh, yeah. Huge.
Yeah. It's done with red sand. Huge. Huge.
It's about the Red River. Anyway, I don't know about you guys.
I love this space ship. And it's I did too.
And this is this is a this is going to be a really tricky because, you know,
the first time I've heard NASA even mentioned other than
their partners with SpaceX.
I thought NASA was almost disbanded.
Yeah. NASA has turned into not they've they've absorbed
a lot of different agencies, all private in the private sector.
And I don't think that's true.
Well, in Egypt, for example, just north of the pyramids,
they have a huge NASA center out there that does nothing
to do with space exploration.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, I don't know anything about that.
Well, the SpaceX stuff has been has been wild to watch what they've been doing.
Very cool. And in the we talk about this particular vehicle
that's going to be that's there to I guess to land.
The rover is then going to just go basically explode somewhere.
Self-destruct. Yeah.
That I thought SpaceX in comparison was all about reusing.
Right. The the vehicles, the space vehicles or whatever.
They're the capsules, whatever you want to call them. Right.
Right. So well, but remember, huge difference, right?
I mean, going to Mars versus doing reusable.
How long did it take for to get the astronauts up to the space station
over and over and over and over?
So I'm sorry. Did you say they're going to Mars or Mars?
Mars. OK. So the thing about the the rover going
they were supposed to I thought they already landed one there and they did.
And they they have all this footage that they're not sharing.
Yes. And I'm just like because you know,
you see a couple of pictures and you're kind of like,
why aren't they sharing more?
Because I remember trying to look up the recent photos they have.
And it's like it's very scarce that you can find, you know, fantastic.
It's like a rock. Yeah.
Well, I mean, they do have some, but you would think they have a lot more.
It seems like they're holding back.
And I mean, so are you thinking like a conspiracy type of thing?
Man, I sure would hate to think that because I don't think so.
So silly to hold back.
But, you know, the influence of any kind of extra terrestrial exposure would.
Right. Who knows what it would do to the planet?
So here here is the exciting part about this mission, though,
because they have wanted to go to this.
They scoped out this particular crater that has like tons of former water,
you know, evidence of flowing water in this area.
But it's so you know, it's it's
like half of all missions to Mars fail
because of how complicated it is.
Right. After hundreds of millions of dollars.
How long does it take for this thing to fly out there?
Three months? No, no, no. Three years.
Oh, really? Holy shit.
I think look that up, Mr.
Producer, how long is this mission that's going on tomorrow?
How long does it take to fly? How long has it been in the motion?
So I think it's like three years.
Yeah, you might be right. I don't know.
Anyway, so half of the missions that go out there fail, right?
Because it's so damn complicated.
And this one's even more complicated because they're trying to get to an area
that is really rich in in previous,
you know, like water and all that said, all that stuff.
Let's see who was to say, OK, no, that's how long the rovers worked on Mars.
Anyway, so how long does it take to fly to Mars?
See how long it is.
So that's that's what it is, because you can go one way
or is there a layover?
Yeah, there's a layover on the moon.
Six and a half months.
Oh, is that it?
No, but once a rocket lifts off, it'll take less than an hour
for the capsule carrying perseverance to separate from Atlas.
It'll take about six and a half months for the rover to travel on the red planet.
So forget that. Not three years. Six and a half months.
I thought it was three months, but I guess reaching Mars sometime in February.
Twenty twenty one. There you go. That's what we're talking about.
All right. So they're ready.
So they're ready and I'm excited.
I first I've heard this. So this tomorrow.
So how do you how do we watch this? Where do we see this? Great question.
Yeah. Well, telescope.
Yeah. Monoculars.
A monocular.
Monocular.
Golf rangefinder.
I would imagine a golf rangefinder.
What? What did you say?
A golf rangefinder.
One of those little monocular monocular.
That's what he said.
I think one of those little eyepieces that you just like the planters guy.
Oh, God. But Galileo used.
Anyway, so somehow we saw the frickin rings of what is the goal?
I mean, I imagine there's they have a what what are the assignments for this?
I think they want to search for life.
Establish a base up there.
Right. This one, I think, is just to search, search for life.
So they're going to try to find out where the liquid is.
They don't know if it's H2O necessarily.
But it's formally right.
Formally, formally, something that I think it was water at some point.
Do they think it's water or they know it's water?
I'm pretty sure they'd be like liquid gold.
We found gold on Mars.
How do we bring it back?
It's a fluid, but how do they know it's water?
Beverly Hillbillies.
They're smart people.
They there's all there's all kinds of cool shit that they do.
I don't know.
Shining laser on something.
But well, it's interesting.
So I imagine I imagine the concept of them.
I mean, it's before when the rover hit was was would come down.
They it would be extra light because they would.
I think they had like parachutes and they had one where it was enveloped
and all these balloons.
They have tried all sorts of different all kinds of shit.
So this one's wacky.
This one's this one is pretty crazy.
So what time tomorrow is supposed to hit?
I thought it was 7 p.m.
Oh, well, it's a better time than that.
Yeah, I know. It's not very inconvenient.
I already I already emailed NASA and said I wasn't happy.
Imagine that you delay it.
I would hover for a little bit.
Is that conflict with Grey's Anatomy or what's the yeah.
The guy who's doing a speech, guys, we've got
two point nine billion.
What does that say?
Oh, and there and there's also there's also a YouTube thing.
What do you call it?
Simulation YouTube.
Oh, yeah. Simulation of what?
What? Well, this one's supposed to be like the Mac Daddy.
This is the SUV of the rovers.
Yes. Yes.
And the Mac Daddy of of a techno technological
trying to pull this shit off is unbelievable.
Interesting. They've never I mean, they've done everything
you can think of parachutes and bouncing it off a, you know,
making a big bounce house.
You know, I mean, I wonder if they've put any
that's going to sound fucked up, but if they have any
monkey.
No, well, that's where I thought he was going.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, my.
He's in space.
They can they can put out there just to see how long it's going to last.
You know, some bacteria for I mean, if they're going to have some chemicals
up there to be able to rock, they expose it and it turns into like a creature.
Well, it makes the entire planet.
What I misspoke, I didn't mean to say chemicals.
What I meant to say is that they have a living bacteria
right now exposed to the climate up there because they have living
bacteria that can live in super freezing waters.
Those are lichens. Pardon?
Aren't those lichens?
L.I.C.H.E.N.S. Maybe they have lichens on this rover.
Well, my point is covered in like I'd be interested to find out
if they were to expose some of those paramecium species of bacteria,
like on Mars or to this.
I would imagine they're trying to.
Well, see this one, this they want to take samples on this one
and they actually want to return them to Earth.
I'm not sure how they're going to pull that off.
I don't know what part of the of the mission allows them to do that.
Arcade bacteria.
But yeah, I'm glad we got on this.
Really? Hold on. So, yeah, they're going to.
So we need to find out how that's going to happen.
I don't know. That's what I said.
Why are they blowing the ship up?
Maybe they're not. Maybe it's going to land.
No, they said it's going to go blow up.
That's what I read. Then how are they going to get home?
I will know. I mean, I don't know how the samples are going to be.
The samples are going to get home.
Maybe they're going to fire off this little tiny tube.
Like a Roman candle? Yep.
Good God.
How many samples do we do? Four.
They're all on Paul's fucking stomach.
Oh, that's what it sounds like. Why?
Why? You buried that one.
God dang, man.
You keep bringing that up.
So eukaryotes for single celled eukaryotes.
Why do we care about bacteria right now?
Because you brought it up. So they're going to put bacteria on Mars.
Well, I know what I said. That's what Sean said.
I said that. Sean said he wants them to do that.
There's a reason because basically, if right now there aren't,
there is not any bacteria on there.
OK, let's just say hypothetically, there's none.
All right. If we expose, we don't.
But I'm saying hypothetically, if we don't and we expose the planet,
something if they with the bacteria that can live under those conditions.
And the planet is full of whatever that bacteria can exist.
It spreads like crazy.
What if it just reacts and becomes an intelligent being?
That's what I said. It turns into some kind of creature.
Not necessarily. Becomes sentient.
Nice. This is a movie we should be writing.
But they've already made it. We released a bacteria on Mars
and it became intelligent life and attacked us.
Just like a big blob. This is jumping the shark.
That's called the blob. I love it.
Why don't they sound like a rat?
I'm sure they have a well, secretly, there's a rat on there.
How are they going to get a rat to live for six and a half months?
Just give it a shit load of celery or something.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Are they dormant?
Can I apologize for bringing up this Mars thing?
I didn't know it was going to turn into a rat mission.
Phylogenetic tree of life.
All right. Anyway, moving on to our next...
Holy shit. That was a good sneeze.
You got some phlegm coming up there.
Got some of those lichens.
This is going to be nail-biting terror.
Yeah, there you go.
The seven minutes. How can we endure it?
I think it's going to be super cool. I can't wait.
You know what I would like for them to do?
2.9 billion?
I'd like for them to spend a couple billion dollars
and send something up to the moon
so we can document what's on the other side.
I could do it cheaper.
So China did it. Did you not hear about that?
China's been very, very aggressive in their space race, right?
So they sent a lunar module or whatever
to the dark side of the moon. They did.
And did they share the findings?
They didn't share anything.
I think they sent...
Like it's just black.
I think they sent some pictures.
A solid black picture. There you go.
They said, this is how I'm seeing...
Blackface.
What's that? I don't know.
I can't do a Chinese accent.
Paul.
Yeah.
Anyway, yeah, no.
So I mean, they're they're very aggressive in their space race.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're going back to the moon.
We also all transfer.
Why, though?
They do want to do that lunar base.
I mean, I think that is a real thing.
They want to do a lunar base.
So here's my fear
fucking around with the moon is that the moon is kind of in my
what what I'm thinking is is kind of a magnet is kind of a co-partner
with the earth.
Of course it is.
As far as managing the oceans, creating polarity for our entire life.
Yes, creating climate change.
So if you start sending people up there and they start mining
and they start doing shit up there that they're going to fuck up the moon.
Well, they fuck up the dynamics of whatever the density, the mass, whatever.
They say it's it's hollow.
They accidentally split the moon in half.
They said something about it.
I forget what the story is, but with the send Bruce Willis,
something smacked it to the moon and it rung like a bell.
What they did what?
Well, there was one of these old 50s, 60s, whenever they sent
the something up and it hit the moon and it rung like a bell.
There's huge craters in it.
The big asteroid didn't crack it in half.
Is this a movie you're talking about or a real thing?
It's a Capricorn one. Right.
Click Google moon rings like a bell.
There was a story about something that I don't believe any of that.
It's they pretty they're pretty sure what kind of math.
I could be a God bless him.
Well, you know, ring like a bell rings like a bell rings like a bell.
So NASA used the spent spacecraft for science directing these modules
for controlled crashes into the moon.
These crashes caused moonquakes and scientists measured the vibrations
through the moon and found it rings like a bell. Suck it.
OK, well, that doesn't mean it's hollow.
I didn't say it was hollow.
I said some people say that it's hollow, and that's the reason
why it rings like a bell.
It's got a yolk in there like a chicken yolk.
The fuck is wrong with you?
We're not throwing out theories.
Well, you know, we're not really spite the center of the moon.
There's a black hole.
It's probably a reason why we astronaut.
We were never picked.
We were never the right stuff.
They interviewed me.
Do you think the moon has a yolk in it?
The chicken, I heard it rings like a bell.
We're sorry, Mr. J.
You can eat your testosterone.
Right. It's too low. You're not going to go.
You're just not going to make the cut.
That was my favorite line from was it Armageddon when he goes
talk about the wrong stuff?
Ever that? No.
Oh, come on. That was a great scene.
It's the the the bad news bears or the what is it?
No, the was the baseball team.
The bad news.
The bad news bears. Yeah, the wrong stuff.
Have you seen Armageddon?
I have I have not seen Armageddon.
I've seen bad news bears.
Are you kidding? I've not seen Armageddon.
You know, I've learned this about Ron.
It's a great movie. I'm troubled.
Not a sci fi guy. Yeah, he's not.
He's not. And even though I guess Armageddon is sci fi,
but, you know, he doesn't he didn't get into Star Wars.
And it was almost a deal breaker.
So what movies are you into?
Well, what genre?
Debbie does Dallas.
Well, we're all into that.
Kramer versus Kramer.
Circling back to Larry Flint somehow.
Ordinary people, ordinary people, Kramer versus Kramer.
I like the mafia movies.
Gangster. Yeah. Good fellows.
Now we do a part.
Shado's a good joke.
He does. Yeah, I'm saying.
That's what I'm talking about.
But back on the space thing, isn't there isn't there somebody that
there's there's there's like a lot, almost a lottery to win
the rights to go on SpaceX to is it the moon?
Yeah. Where are the spaces?
A station. It's just going to space.
I think it's just going to space.
But you contribute to basically the money goes, I think, to St.
Jude's Hospital. Nice.
And donate.
No matter what you do, a dollar or a million dollars,
you have a chance of being selected.
But you can also you can also buy a seat.
It's a very expensive.
It is very I want I want to say it's like 30.
They had they had a commercial at the Super Bowl about this.
Ten bucks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right.
Well, you know, how fascinating is it that they can land
like you were talking about the reusable rockets?
Well, you watch the video.
If you all see them, have you watched the fuck ups of those?
Oh, that's well, they did have some where they they they were going to be
the rocket that they were trying to bring back in the land
and it missed the target and exploded.
But that happened multiple times.
That rocket are the ones that are used and supposedly the ones that they
they're they're they're kind of their their shelf life is over.
And so they're but I've seen the ones where the the the pieces of the boosters
or whatever come back down and caught on these nets in these on these boats
that are cruising across the water.
Amazing. The one that was funny was the capsule that landed in the Gulf of Mexico.
And there was it's like these rednecks.
They found the coordinates and they're out there drinking beer.
Yeah, as the thing comes down and here comes the SpaceX boats.
They're like, what are you doing doing out here?
Well, someone put the coordinates out here.
Well, and they have like Trump flags and shit. Yeah.
Yeah. You know what we're talking about, right?
Oh, yeah. That was hilarious.
Yeah. It was like right next to the thing.
Yeah. They're like, hey, good job.
Hey, you can get out now.
You want to be like, we've got a Trump supporter outside the window here, Houston.
I just gave a thumbs up like the people at home can see.
That was so stupid.
It was pretty stupid.
I mean, they were supposed to keep that whole area like, you know, off limits.
Well, how the hell are they going to know?
I mean, that that's going to happen.
That was crazy.
How do the people find out exactly where they're going to land?
I don't know.
But they literally look like look like rednecks on water.
I know a bunch of cowboys drinking beer.
It found the coordinates and we're there before the ship landed
and before SpaceX and it had just gone through reentry.
I mean, like as real a thing as you can get.
And it's bobbing in the water and hear these guys was all that was awesome.
I was so stupid.
Well, I mean, it's exciting, too, though.
I mean, anything related to space, in my opinion, is exciting.
Ship coming down.
They had some sort of there's a scoop scoop.
We ever heard of scoop scuba S.C.O.P.
Scoop. And I think they made a book out of it and where it's basically
it's like a satellite they sent out.
They sent out into the the outer stratosphere.
You're talking about that, right?
Concept of the satellite is to scoop up particles out in the atmosphere,
outer outer atmosphere, and then come back down to Earth and
and study them or something or.
Yeah, it study them.
And then there was a movie that was put out based on this particular type of satellite.
And I want to say who's the guy that writes the horror stories?
Close in Canada to the third.
Now, Stephen King.
Yeah, it's like a Stephen King book.
You know, it basically lands in a town and it makes all the people ill there,
makes them kind of like zombies or something.
But it's scoop satellite movie.
Whatever. I thought it's a cool idea there.
Well, it actually it kind of is because you pick up a lot of stuff out there.
There's a lot of garbage.
Do like this, the not the pictures, but the Woody Allen.
Yeah, that is. He is a beat down.
Woody Allen. Terrible.
Well, why? Why don't you like what you said?
He married the adopted daughter or so he did that.
But I think it's yeah.
Is he with Edie Brichel? Is that no, that's Paul Simon.
Oh, Paul Simon.
No, Woody Allen.
He's he married his daughter.
Yeah, kind of a pedophilia.
Hold on. Hold on. It wasn't his biological daughter daughter.
That was some Asian.
Yeah, except there's like a 50 year difference.
Yeah, that's really significant.
I think his movies are terrible. I've seen.
So his so to get around it, he did a what is it, a male and bride?
And it was too young.
So he made her her his daughter.
Basically, what he dumped his wife and married her.
Yeah, you know what?
I don't know anymore.
You know, it's tough because who might a judge, as long as he's not poking
you know, youngsters and doing stuff illegal, I don't give a shit.
Whatever it takes to be happy.
Right. Well, there you have it.
Yeah, just doesn't do much for me.
Check out those headphones, man. Those are pretty dope.
I wouldn't have to get glasses.
I told you that.
Fuck you. Yeah, well, it's true, though, because you can't hear Woody Allen.
What?
No, I need to know.
I was looking at those big glasses.
I'm thinking I got to get glasses. I do.
I've reached that point where I need to get glasses.
I wear glasses when I watch TV.
I need glasses to frickin do anything.
See things across the room. It's ridiculous.
My wife can't see where shit.
And I'm pushing it off because it's one of those things
where you're getting older, socks used to want to admit it.
Right. Yeah. How does that help you?
Not seeing doesn't help you not. Yeah.
But there's an older there's no fantastic excuse.
I'm just to go get it done. Yeah. Go get the glasses.
Do it. Used to wear glasses.
Have you explored all of their options besides the glasses?
Well, like the surgery?
Yeah, LASIK or PRK or one of that stuff.
I don't know to what extreme the eyesight is that I need to actually go to the doctor
and do the tests. What was the second thing you said?
Is it PRK or PKR?
Is that a form of LASIK?
It's a different it's a different variation of, you know,
doing something to the cornea or the retina or whatever.
It stands for pork.
They put some bacon fat in your eyeball.
My dad had some eye surgery and it corrected his eyes.
And my dad is I don't know how old my dad is.
Seventy something. Seventy eight.
Seventy eight. My dad.
Yeah. So my dad at this point right now, my dad tells me,
yeah, I could see better and I can hear better
than I could when I was in my 20s.
Your dad says that. Yeah.
Why? Mind you, he's got he's got a hearing assistance
with a little thing put in there.
But, you know, a hearing aid.
But it's like it's.
Are you aware of those, Paul?
No, it's never heard of these hearing assistance things in there.
Oh, you mean, certain?
Oh, well, I mean, I guess the hell because you have a really good friend that wears hearing
aids. What does Alan wear?
Hearing aids.
All right. Fine. Fuck it.
They're hearing aids. But he had called it.
I guess, you know what? Maybe it's his fault because I think he was calling
us something else to avoid the word hearing aids.
I don't know, because he was calling to something else.
The microphone. It's a high-fi microphone.
I've got an.
These just help isolate vocal, you know, people talking and I'm like, whatever.
I have an audio enhancement instrument.
I take a wife's kiss on my ass.
Wow. Anyways, we get some hearing aids.
I mean, glasses.
All right. Well, speaking of my dad, we need to go get some bullets.
So we went out.
What does it do with your dad?
So I went on.
I went through a friend, went online and we bought bullets.
I ended up spending I think it was fifteen hundred to to buy six bullets.
Six bullets.
Seven fifteen hundred.
God bless it. I'm wrong.
I forget how much I paid now.
It was fifteen hundred bullets because I got so.
You said it was like fifty bucks a box.
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
It's gone up a lot.
Yeah. So, you know, I told my brother this and he was like, dude, you're an idiot.
You know, and he started telling me I went to the store and bought here this, this and this.
And I was like, well, fuck man, I bought them because they were available
and I couldn't find them anywhere else.
And each time you go anywhere to buy bullets, nine millimeter specifically,
you can't find the hard to find.
Yeah. You know, so they reloads.
No, I don't think so.
Frankly, I don't even know how to tell.
We should say it on there.
I don't know.
They seem like they weren't used.
Is that what you're talking about?
Well, reloads are where you pick up the brass and all that stuff and you reload them.
Just I don't know.
Factory reloads.
I don't know.
It seemed like that'd be a discount.
But you know, typically less.
But they're not as consistent as well.
These the insane amount of.
Oh, so they put out some new legislature or they're trying to put out some new limiting
the type of bullets you can get there.
They're trying to dumb down shotgun shells to what like the smallest shotgun shell that you can get.
I don't even know.
Merge shot is I think I want to say three, 10 or four, 10 and.
Birdshot.
I don't know.
Whatever they're really trying.
That's the angle, right?
They can't they can't go after the Second Amendment as they would like to.
So they're so basically down the ammunition.
Yeah, they're going after the ammunition.
And I mean, they're making it to where gun manufacturers can be sued
and drive trying to drive them out of business, trying to take away the ammo.
I mean, they're trying to make the guns impotent.
Right.
I need to we need to rally it.
There's the footage right there.
At least get some of the we need to start getting some of our own gear to make our own bullets.
Yeah, it's a it's a thing you can do.
Yeah, it just takes time.
And do we have time?
I don't know.
You sit there and you do one at a time.
Well, you have to do them because we all go get these these shots every three and a half days.
Well, how about the energy?
Lots of energy.
Fuck yeah.
Are you going to are you seriously entertaining that?
I am.
You know, I've I looked into it three or four years ago.
If I recall, though, I got turned off because I didn't want to spend the money.
It was going to cost.
But what you're describing is an affordable event.
There's yeah, I don't think it's as bad as you're thinking.
Yeah.
So check it out.
Check it out and price it.
So we was what's wrong?
Oh, we're are we coming to a close here?
Oh, what?
Well, here in a minute or two, 10 seconds.
10 seconds.
All right.
We've got a lot of good things tonight.
We did.
We did some men's health stuff.
We did some space.
We showed our prowess in space exploration and putting bacteria on the planet on the
planet of Mars.
I think it would be cool.
I just think, you know, if I were a scientist, that's what we need to do.
That's the first thing you'd want to do.
I want to shake the box up.
Does NASA have a channel that we could tune into NASA or something like that?
I believe so.
They've got there's got to be a channel because I know I sat and watched that.
They're going to launch those astronauts on SpaceX.
I did.
It looked to me like they were sitting in there.
They were wearing like suits.
You'd wear to duck hunting in a recliner, playing on an iPad.
Yeah.
And I'm sitting in my recliner with my iPad, my lap and literally said my wife, I think
I felt like I know what they're feeling like on the SpaceX.
I thought I thought they're they're not uniforms.
What are they?
Were they're whatever they were cool.
And they and they literally don't.
Obviously, they've got a lot of training, a lot of knowledge and can do things.
But the the it's all computerized.
It's all it's got to really break down for them to do much.
For them.
Yes, you're right.
For them to take over manual control.
The whole thing is automated.
It's amazing.
SpaceX is very impressive.
It's very impressive.
Excuse me.
Is Elon Musk part of that program?
Yes, just like the leader of it.
He is.
I got to give it.
I got to give him credit, man.
He is a what do you call that?
A visionary.
Is that it right there?
He's a visionary.
That's pretty pimp.
Anyway, I thought we thought I thought we covered some cool stuff tonight.
We did.
All right, fellas, that's it for the evening.
Thanks again, Ron, for joining us.
Hope you had a good time.
Enjoy it.
Yeah, it was.
It's a little mentally chaotic.
It's an experience.
So happy Yuri.
Happy Yuri.
The Yuri can go by the way, the next one.
By the way, the next viola is the next podcast we do.
We're going to be in the in the 50s and 60s.
I'll take it.
It's amazing.
Temperature.
Yes.
It's going to be a beautiful week next week.
Go figure.
It is.
Oh, well, all right.
I'll be going to Louisiana.
Should I go buy some more boo then?
And do we?
Yes.
All right.
That's it for us tonight.
We hope.
Peace.
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